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"Omg takeo i had a dream dat we werre being sewed in da family court for unpayed child sapport" tao cried 2 takeo who wauznt listneing bcuz he wuz 2 busy poloshong his guns
"Omg takeo stop polishing ur guns and listen 2 me!!!!"
"I am polishong my guns what do u want" takeo sayed
"Do u remember dat orgy we had on da beach where urogai explodeded" tao askeded
"Whos urokagai"
"Da guy who exploded!!!! Keep up!!!!2"
"Okay" takeo replyed still pilishong his guns
"I think dat we r deadbeat dads who owe child sapport in da family court!!" Tao cryed out loud bcuz if he cryed in his head no 1 wuld hear him
"No i war a condom"
"Well i didnt!!!!!!1!1"
"But ur sterile so no 1 cares"
Tai gaspee "omg wat do u mean im stereo"
"U cant have no children bcuz ure too gay"
"Not tru i haf a gf her name is PLANE GIRL"
"U cant dste a plain u dumb idiot"
"Dont cal me a dumb isiot u dumb idiot"
Dey started 2 fist fight becuz dey wer 2 lozers who owed child sapport in da family court but wer 2 deadbeat 2 paye it)
**da next day**
Takeo openeded da male bcuz dat was his chore dat week and he saw a few adverteasemens 4 sum new bubble tea plaise an sum advertiesssements 4 sum penis enlargement sirjury witch he put in his pahcket bcuz takeo as previously disgussted had a 4 inch penis an he wuld nevar get da ladies (an men if u r a homossssexual dats ok dis is 2023 nut 2007 ok we haf 2 support da gays wooo pride) if he had a tieny peewee
Den he saw it….. A sitation 4 da family court of da korea 4 m21 pl tao an muzaka….but nut him bcuz every1 forgut he existed but dat waz ok dis time bcuz it finally paid of
“Tao baby honey cakes” he called out 2 tao in da large house dat dey shuld rlly invest in a intercom sistem.
“Wut do u want loserrrr” tao yelled back from da room bcuz he had just beaten takeo in da call of duty (hee hee dooty) or sumthing idk im not a gamer gurl ok
“I dont want u but da supreme court or something does”
“Y r dey suing me 4 being 2 handsum”
“No deyre suing u 4 being a slut” takeo said as he handed tao da letter
“WAT” tao screamed as he opened it an he dramatikly turnd 2 da camera except dere waznt a camera …or wuz there??? Da government replaced da birdz wif da robots dat will 1 day eat our souls so y wuldnt dey film it and put tiny little camamers in da covid vaccine
**2 be continued next time***
THXX PLSSSSS REVIEW NO FLAMING OK DUN BE A HATR flamingosss no flaming ok thx shout out 2 da homiezzzz