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Summary:

Amity Park in quarantine. Embarrassing Zoom messages, playing Among Us, tweets, and texts.
And not to mention reading fanfiction and time traveling.

(Choose Your Own Adventure in Ch 6, 'Game' in Ch 7)

Notes:

Ch 1 was written for Ectober week 2020, Day 7: plague / cloak

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EDIT: WOW this was not meant to be a multi chapter but here we are. Just a note for iphone / ipad readers - a certain css property thats used in Ch 3 onwards just... does not render, and has absolutely terrible fallbacks. Im sorry, trying to do some work arounds. Android and Desktop (both windows and mac!) readers will have no problem seeing the intended effect

EDIT 2: found a fall back for the background-attachment issue for ios and updated everything.

EDIT 3: the choose your own adventure segment in Ch 6 will (most likely) break the "Entire Work" button

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: Fall 2020 part 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Families of Amity Park,

We hope you are doing well in these trying times. Given the social distance mandate during the covid-19 pandemic, Casper High has switched to a virtual learning model.

Some exceptions may be made for in person labs, but these will be done on a case by case situatoin - such as once a week, or alternating schedules to accomadate social distance parameters - please contact your individual teachers where applicable We will conduct virtual labs where possible.

Unfortunately, we will have to cancel extracurricular activities and practices that are held in person. The safety and health of our students and families come first.

For social distanced learning, students will be issued with school provided laptops which can be shipped or picked up via the curbside. These are optional if the student feels their personal equipment is adaquate enough.

Once you have your computer, make sure your video camera is functional, and please download Zoom. We will be using Zoom to conduct live lectures, and in class discussions. Thank you for your patience and cooperation during these unprecedented times.

- Principal Ishiyama


✨Star✨

Omg this quarantine is the worst thing to ever happen
✨Star✨
rIGHTHHT??
No homecoming
No cheerleading
No graduation prob
And worst of all, no phantom
✨Star✨
rip cant go on phantom photo hunts
cant record phights
No giphs 😔
✨Star✨
is he in quarantine somewhere
where does he go when hes not fighting ghosts
good q, phantom radar has been p quiet lately
not many new ghost sightings

 

Ghostbusters

Omg this quarantine is the best thing to ever happen
Tucker Foley
rIGHTHHT??
No more detention
No more dash
No more awkwardly leaving class to fight ghosts
Sam Manson
No more greenhouse gases
Tucker Foley
Not what i had in mind but also right
and hear this
no vlad
Sam Manson
🎉🎉
the only annoying thing bout all this is i have to make sure not to be "missing" when my parents think imhome
But if jazz keeps them busy and i pretend i have too much hw
Then i think it'll be okay
Tucker Foley
also danny
you could totally use a gif of yourself as your zoom background
Lancer wont know you're missing
Tucker your a genius
Tucker Foley
I know I am 😎
Sam Manson
you're*
aww thanks sam

 

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

I died bc I wasn't wearing a mask and caught covid... 3:09 PM - 5 Oct 2020 99 43 36

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

anyway here's my sick ass mask
Danny wearing a mask with the DP logo on it. he looks v tired 3:15 PM - 5 Oct 2020 178 79 44

cheap ramen noodles
@Ramenone

dude, you just... look sick. are you okay @RealGhostBoy? 3:45 PM - 5 Oct 2020 24 12 6

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

well not really. thats why im wearing a mask 3:55 PM - 5 Oct 2020 69 34 23

Dash Baxter
@gottaDash

well if phantom is gonna wear a mask guess i should too 1:13 PM - 6 Oct 2020 66 74 19

Danny Fenton
@nasaFan

you fan boy @gottaDash 1:26 PM - 6 Oct 2020 47 58 32

Dash Baxter
@gottaDash

says the guy who literally has Fan in their username @nasaFan besides youll be lucky if phantom ever likes any one of your tweets. 1:47 PM - 6 Oct 2020 23 12 6

Wes Weston
@NES_Wes

the irony is not lost on me 🤦♂️ 1:59 PM - 6 Oct 2020 3 35 21

Red Huntress
@RedHuntressOfficial

@RealGhostBoy I will have you know that I always wear a mask. 2:13 PM - 6 Oct 2020 15 75 103

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

awww dont be afraid to open up yourself in front of your loved ones 2:25 PM - 6 Oct 2020 69 34 23

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

wait your verified!? @RedHuntressOfficial ??? Before me?!?! jealous ngl but congratulatiosn!!!! 2:27 PM - 6 Oct 2020 134 145 178

Red Huntress
@RedHuntressOfficial

@RealGhostBoy you're* 2:30 PM - 6 Oct 2020 6 37 78

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

aww thanks @RedHuntressOfficial 2:34 PM - 6 Oct 2020 145 132 165

 

Zoom Webinar Chat
Lancer's English Literature class

From Tucker Foley to Everyone

SPXJKL

oops sry dropped my calc

 


Among Us The Skeld
Public
Code: SPXJKL

TooFine
Wow, almost a full room

SamMan
Are yall also ditching lancers class

abby
yupp

Obikwan
ye

hannahbanan
lolollolll

Starlet
lmao yea

Phantom
wow

gottadash
wait, PHANTOM?!?!?

Phantom
no im fenton

NES_Wes
THAST WHAT I KEEP SAYINLKS;

Valerie
real phantom probably out doing ghost crime or somthn sus

Shhhhh!
Imposters: Phantom, Valerie


Zoom Webinar Chat
Lancer's English Literature class

From Dash Baxter to Everyone

Hey mickey give me yesterdays math hw

From Paulina Sanchez to Dash Baxter (privately)

I don't think you meant to send that to everyone..

From Star to Paulina Sanchez (privately)

oof not a good look for the football team

assuming we still ahve one

and everyone on the team hasnt gained like 20 pounds

From Paulina Sanchez to Mickey (privately)

Can you save yourself from any more embarassment and just give your math hw to dash

and me while were at it

From Mickey to Everyone

How about no.

From Sam Manson to Everyone

This is english class lmao

From Danny Fenton to Sam Manson, Tucker Foley (privately)

omfg im dying

From Abigail to Mickey (privately)

go mickey go!

stand up for youself! :D!

From Lancer to Everyone

I've had to tell students to mute their mics before

Or be careful what gets caught on camera

But I must admit this is a first.

 


Body Found!

SamMan
uh wow rude

gottadash
dead body already?! red sus

Valerie
umm red's dead too

NES_Wes
and you should be in class dash

SamMan
red dead redemption

Phantom
red dead redemption

SamMan
lmAO HASDHFASDHHHAH

NES_Wes
wow lmao

hannahbanan
i think we should vote dash out so that he pays attention in lancers class

Phantom has voted. 7 remaining.

Phantom
Good idea

hannahbanan has voted. 6 remaining.

TooFine has voted. 5 remaining.

Obikwan has voted. 4 remaining.

Obikwan
im sry dude...

TooFine
im not lol

Obikwan
Its for you're own good

abby
it's* your*

abby
it's almost like no one's paying attention to Lancer's class

Valerie has voted. 3 remaining.

Starlet has voted. 2 remaining.

abby has voted. 1 remaining.

Phantom
i guess you could say

Phantom
you gotta dash

Valerie
vote phantom out next round for that pun

Phantom
hey!

gottaDash was not an Imposter
2 Imposters remain

SamMan
she may be your partner in crime but i support this

SamMan
avenge me valerie!


Wes

Wes
so how are your "bathroom breaks" going??
also are you selling logo masks as merch
kyle is asking
Mesaege read at 3:49pm
*Message

 

Zoom Webinar Chat
Lancer's English Literature class

From Lancer to Everyone

I'll have you all know that I can read all conversations on Zoom.

Even private dms you send to each other.

If you wish for your messages to be private, please use some other texting service aside from Zoom.

That is all, class.

From Dash Baxter to Kwan (privately)

Phantom's the imposter!

*Fenton

 

Notes:

omg yall i actually finally made it to the end of ectober just before the day is over

and time for resources!

tutorial for that white box in the beginning: here
Facebook messenger / iOS template for group chat: here
Twitter template: here (and also referenced another tutorial here)
Zoom-esque template: made by me EDIT 11/26/20 tutorial available (see works inspired by this one)
Among Us chat template: made by me EDIT 11/26/20 tutorial available (see works inspired by this one)

Chapter 2: Fall 2020 part 2

Summary:

The saga continues

Chapter Text

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

So ive heard this really cool game called among us that everyone's been playing. i wanna play too! 2:34 PM - 26 Oct 2020 25 32 34

stars and magical
@butterfly_star

@RealGhostBoy JKRFLX ...👉👈... if you wanna play 2:36 PM - 26 Oct 2020 10 7 4


Among Us The Skeld
Public
Code: JKRFLX

butterflyStar
Wow this room filled up really quick

Phantom
Hey

Phantom
sup

Phantom
omg

butterflyStar
srsly?! ALL of you guys?

Phantom
That's what happens when you tweet a room code out lmao

Phantom
I'm the real Phantom

Phantom
no me

Phantom
HAHAHAHA

Phantom
I feel like its what he wouldve wanted

Phantom
no u

Phantom
im the imposter

Phantom has left the game

butterflyStar
you scared him away

butterflyStar
all of you are sus

Phantom
or did we?

Shhhhh!
Imposters: Phantom, Phantom


Among Us MiraHQ
Public
Code: KLPRTW

carrot
start

Phantom
start

ASDF
omg phantom

imposter
starting

Shhhhh!
Imposters: carrot, dekuScrub


Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

haha I can see why everyones obsessed with this game 2:46 PM - 26 Oct 2020 15 25 22

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

a ghost in a game and a ghost irl hahaha you cant kill me if im already dead 2:47 PM - 26 Oct 2020 45 76 34


Body Reported!

ASDF
where

chillin
where

dekuScrub
guys somethings weird

dekuScrub
im not supposed to be able to be killed!??!

Phantom
o2

dekuScrub
idk who even killed me

ASDF
anyone sus?

Phantom
idk im new to this map

imposter
pink and yellow clear i think

dekuScrub
dont trust them

ASDF
skip?

Imposter has voted. 7 remaining.

imposter
sure i guess

pinkQuartz has voted. 6 remaining.

minion has voted. 5 remaining.

ASDF has voted. 4 remaining.

carrot has voted. 3 remaining.

Phantom has voted. 2 remaining.

No one was ejected.
1 Imposter remains

dekuScrub
GUYS LISTEN TO MEEE

dekuScrub
i didnt even get to kill anyone


cheap ramen noodles
@Ramenone

@RealGhostBoy you should stream your game or something, a ton of us would watch 3:30 PM - 26 Oct 2020 74 92 61

cheap ramen noodles
@Ramenone

@RealGhostBoy also while your at it, pls feel free to zoombomb us. we are dying. zoom.us/a3gs mondays 3-4pm cst 3:31 PM - 26 Oct 2020 35 42 60

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

@Ramenone *you're
3:35 PM - 26 Oct 2020 178 79 44


Emergency Meeting

minion
ok no one left the game and we only have 1 dead body and 1 imposter left

minion
so lime was def an imposter

minion
but imposters cant leave dead bodies behind

carrot
yeah that is weird

dekuScrub
finally someone hears my voice

imposter
so whats happening? hacker?

pinkQuartz
if phantom was using his powers somehow to glitch i wouldnt be surprised lol

carrot
so phantom sus

pinkQuartz
he HAS been sus this map

Phantom
bc i dont know this map!!!

ASDF has voted. 7 remaining.

ASDF
classic noob defense

dekuScrub
i dont think its phantom

dekuScrub
someones deflecting!

minion has voted. 6 remaining.

imposter has voted. 5 remaining.

pinkQuartz has voted. 4 remaining.

carrot has voted. 3 remaining.

chillin has voted. 2 remaining.

Phantom
yall are gonna die

Phantom has voted. 1 remaining.

Phantom was not an Imposter
1 Imposter remains

Phantom
told you

dekuScrub
omg phantom pls join my discord https://discord.gg/RzCqZNrfjg


let it go
@cantletitgo

@RealGhostBoy gonna hop on the zoombomb train and shoot my shot zoom.us/pzwsl Wed 2-3pm cst 3:45 PM - 26 Oct 2020 15 32 39



pinkQuartz
omg wtf was that kill animation

dekuScrub
it got me too

dekuScrub
whats weird is that carrot and i are the imposters

dekuScrub
so it makes no sense that b̵̡̠̮̞̬̻̻͚̭̄́͌̓̄́̐͒̑̐̚͝l̶̡̤͕̙̺͒̀̈̈́̅͑̉̈̂̍͊̉͗̚ư̷̦͔͓̫̳̠̫͉͕̽͆̇̈̽̓͘̚̕͝e̴͍͙̯̮͖̅̓̀͒͌̈́̐͊́̈́̾̇͘̚͘ ̶̨̹̺̳̖͎̦̆͒̓̂͂͑̑ͅk̸̠͔̆̎̎̂̒̌͠į̶̢̡̜̳̰̗̜̞̣͎̩̹͎̾͛̿͊̾͒̄̅̐̓͊̌̔̀̕l̷̡̬̤̦͓͠ļ̶̗̖̰̺̳͖͕͂̈́̑́̊́̂͛́̀͝e̸͕̱̬͓͊̈́̄̽̏̍͒́̅̍͘͘͠͝ḑ̶̜͍̞͙͍̬̾̏̆̌̉͜͜͝ us both

Phantom
...wut?

pinkQuartz
good thing im streaming this

Everyone has been disconnected from the room.


let my ships sail
@pinkQuartz

Guys this was an insane game... playing among us with a hacker(?) and someone who may or may not have been @RealGhostBoy 4:42 PM - 26 Oct 2020 102 135 67

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

@pinkQuartz haha I WAS in the game! but I was playing ASDF and my friend was playing as phantom. we pulled a bait and switch. sry for glitching the room like that thou 5:12 PM - 26 Oct 2020 35 107 200

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

@ramenone i dont rly have a good setup for streaming but i guess i can zoombomb? i aim to please 5:12 PM - 26 Oct 2020 34 17 90


Zoom Webinar Chat
Patterson's Statistics Class

From Danny Phantom to Everyone

hi

From Susan to Everyone

omfg phantoms here

From Michael to Everyone

duuuude im a huge fan

From Harriet to Florence (privately)

asdfasdfasdf

im screaming

From Danny Phantom to Everyone

wow math is hard, yall must be geniuses

From Patterson to Everyone

Phantom, while i appreciate your enthusiasm for education

(or lack thereof, not sure)

you are disrupting our class and everyone has an exam next week

you are welcome to stay and take the exam if you wish.

Or I'll be forced to kick you out of this room

From Florence to Harriet (privately)

ouch

but also, burnn

 

 

Ghostbusters 👻

Tucker Foley
something tells me you're spending more time in strangers zoom classes than our own lol
i mean, these guys wont expect me to do homework so i see no problem
tucker their solving the probability of finding 2 pretty best friends i hAVE to watch this
for science
Tucker Foley
for math*
Sam Manson
they're*
for tiktok best part is, if i ever accidentally zoom bomb as fenton instead of phantom
its all a fair game since they tweeted their zoom codes publically
Sam Manson
now your playing a dangerous game
you're*
dw sam, ill be using a virtual background every single time
i did get kicked out of a couple zoom classes thou lol
Sam Manson
i mean with ghost activity down, shouldnt you catch up on...idk...your OWN homework??
Tucker Foley
im w sam on this one dude
ur not wrong, but im catching up on math in a fun way.
this teachers cool and hip and vibes well
Tucker Foley
*u're


Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

zoom bombed a class and brushed up on some math. learned the probability of finding 2 pretty best friends in stats. but i have an exception
phantom cloning himself gone wrong 2:15 PM - 27 Oct 2020 128 79 40

Wes Weston
@NES_Wes

zoom.us/kaS2ydu i dare you @RealGhostBoy 4:22 PM - 27 Oct 2020 3 35 21

Chapter 3: Winter 2021

Summary:

battling for custody of the brain cell while figuring out time traveling shenanigans.

Notes:

i hope this is easy enough to follow along, time stamps should help.

(Also thankyou to my friend for listening to me talk about this at midnight lol)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Ghostbusters

Jan 28, 2021 4:51 PM
Someone who has custody of the braincell, pls explain the gamestop stocks saga to me
Tucker Foley
gamestop??? stocks??? 👀
Sam Manson
tldr rich ppl shorted the stock, r/wallstreetbets said "no." and artificially inflated the price.
Rich ppl are mad that the commoners played by the rules to eat the rich.

so its sam who has the braincell.
anyway this gives me an idea brb

 

Heeeyy Clockwork! Can I -

No.

 

Come on! I didn't even -

 

Remember what happened the last time you time traveled?

 

...At least let me explain?

 

There's a 34.6% chance you'll change my mind so I'll allow it.

 

Eat the rich, but we feast on Vlad

 

Not enough to change the timeline - the fruit loop will probably have 3 yachts instead of 5 by the time we're done. And in a roundabout way that he doesn't know it's us.

 

Oh this sounds like fun. I'll allow it.

 

Wow,...really? Thanks Clockwork!

 

Danny leaves.

 

Fun for me.

 



Jan 19th, 2021



Tucker Foley

Jan 19, 2021 10:32 AM
Are you hungry for breakfast bc today we feast on FRUIT LOOPS
Tucker Foley
HECK YAEH whatr we doing to Vlad today
We are gonna hack into vlads finances and make him buy some stocks
so that he loses money big time Tucker Foley
ooooh how do you know thisll work?
lets just say i have some insider info

Jan 19, 2021 12:44 PM

Tucker Foley
alright im in. took a while thou, his security is top notch
he'll never trace this to me 😎
good Tucker Foley
holy moly his stock portfolio is insaen so what stock are we buying
idk what that means but i assume that means hes rich anyway we'll be buying Gamestop for vlad. GME Tucker Foley
...what? why? insider info remmember? just trust me on this. i have the braincell atm Tucker Foley
it seems... out of character for vlad to buy a gamestop stock but im goin along w this i guess also we're both gonna have to delete these texts and pretend this convo never happened. dont tell anyone about this. dont mention it to me again. dont mention it to sam Tucker Foley
danny wtf

 

Thanks Clockwork!

 

You're welcome. See you soon.

 

Danny leaves.

 

I was right, this is gonna be fun.

 

 

Jan 28th, 2021
Change in Vlad Masters' Net Worth:
+$0.93 million


 

Ghostbusters

Jan 28, 2021 4:54 PM
Sam Manson
anyway did you guys see the news about vlad????
a bunch of rich ppl lost in the stock market and vlad gained???
crap.
Tucker Foley
ugh apparently he was the only one who bought the gamestop stock while all the other rich ppl shorted it.
buying and shorting arent the same thing?
Tucker Foley
no ofc not? i revoke you're custody rights of the braincell
Sam Manson
and i revoke *your custody of the braincell, tucker.
i messed up. UGHHGH
gonna go back and fix it brb
Sam Manson
tucker what is he talking about
Tucker Foley
as owner of the shared brain cell i guess we shouldve told you first...huh..



Hi I'm back.

 

Oh, what're you doing here?

 

You know exactly why I'm here don't you.

 

you're right, I do.

 

And it's hilarious!

 

Ugh. Okay I just wanna go back to that same moment and just.. fix it. Should be quick.

 

Jan 19th, 2021

Tucker Foley

Jan 19, 2021 12:45 PM
also we're both gonna have to delete these texts and pretend this convo never happened. dont tell anyone about this. dont mention it to me again. dont mention it to sam Tucker Foley
danny wtf Jan 19, 2021 12:51 PM
okay...🙄 NO WAIT TUCKER Tucker Foley
...Yes? did you buy those stocks yet. the gamestop one for vlad Tucker Foley
just about to hit buy good. dont buy them. SHORT them. Tucker Foley
what? shorting and buying arent the same thing? no. apparently. v confusing. uhhh you can check out more on r/wallstreetbets i guess though

Jan 28th, 2021

Ghostbusters

Jan 28, 2021 4:54 PM
alright im back and hopefully fixed everything.
anyway stonks am i right? eat the rich.
Tucker Foley
dude you're insider info was spot on! vlad is now 2 yachts poorer lol
Sam Manson
im always down for cannibalism.
anyway whats this about insider info?
Tucker Foley
basically danny messaged me last week to hack into vlads account and make him short gme so that he'd lose money.
also i may or may not have bought some gme stock myself
Sam Manson
Nice, how much did you make?
Tucker Foley
enough to almost buy a new mac book pro. almost.
Sam Manson
so who WAS your insider info, Danny? how did you know to make vlad short GME?
i will never tell
Tucker Foley
he was super shady about it.
like 'delete this message and never speak to me of this again' shady



Jan 29th, 2021



Ghostbusters

Jan 29, 2021 4:27 PM
Tucker Foley
uhh guys.
not to alarm anyone but this might be the last you hear from me in a while?
tuck...waht.
Sam Manson
what happened?! is everything okay?
you cant just say something like that without explaining!
Tucker Foley
um so vlad was able to trace our hack to me.
and he's having me investigated for cybercrimes
i thought you said vlad wouldnt be able to trace it to you!!!!!
Tucker Foley
yeah i thought that too!
maybe i made a mistake or left a trace along the way.
either way its a good thing i deleted that old chat w Danny when he told me to
deleting all this too btw so investigators shouldnt harass you 2
talk to you guys later. prob

Feb 2nd, 2021

Sam Manson

Feb 2, 2021 2:45 PM
Sam Manson
okay we havent heard from tuck in a few days
his house is swarming w suspicious cars
danny we have to help him
your right, but how?
i could like... bust him out of jail idk
but then thatd make him look like a fugitive
Sam Manson
i dont think he's in jail exactly
even jail wouldnt stop tucker from hacktivism tbh
true
Sam Manson
i have a couple ideas
we can redirect the blame to someone else. make a claim for false charges. or cast doubt in vlads lawsuit.
btw danny who was your informant about the stock stuff? maybe we can get their help on this.
uh
Sam Manson
cmon danny, our friend needs our help.
so there is no informant
i had insider info bc i time traveled
from the aftermath of the gme saga to right before
i wasnt planning on getting rich on it, just making vlad a few yachts poorer
eat the rich, ya know.
Sam Manson
...
i dont know how to take that
Sam Manson
and you didnt TELL any of us?!
i admire the spirit but the execution was terrible. really.
you dont have the brain cell, remember.
😔
Sam Manson
so if time travel is what started this mess, time travel is probably how were gonna fix it.
what?!
does this mean ill have to miraculous ladybug the status quo and not mess w vlad to save tucker?
Sam Manson
i have a plan. and if it works, we can save tucker and still mess w vlads finances.
also you shouldve come to me first. i have the braincell, remmember
oh and when the timeline changes, pls remember who owns the braincell 😎. validate me.

Feb 3rd, 2021

Ghostbusters

Feb 3, 2021 2:11 AM
Tucker Foley
okay i finally have a moment to breathe. hard to get a moment of privacy so their looking into my past internet activity and found times that ive hacked and erased camera footage faked medical records. they think im part of some radical hactivist group. im playing it cool and pretending its for some larp challenge. but im worried about them tracing anything back to you guys. and uhh finding things out about our 'friend' dw ive encrypted this connection and ill be deleting the log after i send it you guys should also delete it after your done reading. Feb 3, 2021 2:20 AM
*they're, *you're it'll probably be a while before i can chat w you guys again. Feb 3, 2021 9:34 AM
Sam Manson
omg Tuck this wont end badly i swear we'll fix this.

Sam Manson

Feb 3, 2021 4:15 PM
Sam Manson
So what do you think of my plan this plan sounds great, but
are you sure?
Sam Manson
yes thisll definitely work. i know my time travel tropes but if this works, youll also...
you know?
Sam Manson
i know, and its okay. its for a good cause. and even if i have something to lose, ill not only get my friend back i may get to... avoid some places i dont want to go to 😉 dw, one way or another we'll make this work.




...

...

 

Are you going to just float there, or go fix it?

 

It was harmless fun!! Well, harmless for us and annoying for Vlad, but - it's just. So stupid how something so little spirals into...the end of the world, almost. I never meant for any of this to happen.

 

There are consequences to time travel. Consequences that you learn only from making those mistakes yourself.

 

So you knew - !

 

I knew probabilities. Off shoot timelines.

 

It's not like anything I said would have stopped you, either. I was like that once, too.

 

You have a plan, don't you. So stop wasting time, even if you have all the time in the world.

 

...yeah, Ok. Thanks Clockwork.

 



Jan 19th, 2021

 

Tucker Foley

Jan 19, 2021 10:32 AM
Are you hungry for breakfast bc today we feast on FRUIT LOOPS
Tucker Foley
HECK YAEH whatr we doing to Vlad today

 

Hey, wait! Don't - !

 

Ahhh! What in the - ? Are you - ?

 

You.

Me?

 

...

...

 

This is awkward. Sorry I didn't really plan a speech or anything.

 

I don't remember this happening, are you -

 

- you from the future? Yeah. Listen, did you text the plan to Tucker yet?

 

I was just about to.

 

Yeah, don't.

 

We mess up, don't we?

 

In more ways than one. You'll find out when you catch up to me, or Clockwork can fill you in.

 

Ugh, time travel.

 

Yeah, it's... messy.

 

 

Tucker Foley

Jan 19, 2021 10:45 AM
Tucker Foley
Danny? were we gonna prank vlad? you just left me hanging there.
Jan 19, 2021 11:15 AM
Tucker Foley
helloooooo??
Sry change of plans, gonna postpone it for another day. gotta plan this right.
Tucker Foley
Alright, lemme know and im down for whenever.

 

So you're gonna undo everything?

 

I have a backup plan. Though Sam was the one who came up with the backup plan to be honest.

 

Sam always DID have the braincell.

 

Anyway, what's you're plan? Do you need my help?

 

I'm gonna overshadow the Mansons' financial advisor, and do some "social engineering". Mostly just following Sam's script.

 

 

Pamela Manson

Jan 19, 2021 11:22 AM
Hello, Pamela. I highly recommend you short the GME stock. Do I have permission to carry out this transaction on your behalf?
Pamela Manson
Gamestop, huh? Sure.
Alright, will do.
This stock is expected to explode, you should tell your friends to short it too.
You're friends with the mayor, aren't you? Vlad Masters?
Pamela Manson
I am!
If he profits becasue of your suggestion, it could cement your friendship and make it easier to lobby for your own policies.
Pamela Manson
Oh, good call, your the best! I'm glad I can trust you with my finances Andrew!
*You're Pamela Manson
Oh, good catch.
Anytime, Pamela.

 

Jan 28th, 2021
Change in Vlad Masters' Net Worth:
-$1.43 million

 

Ghostbusters

Jan 28, 2021 4:54 PM
alright im back and hopefully fixed everything. again.
anyway stonks am i right? eat the rich.
Tucker Foley
The memes are amazing.
These ppl taking out a small loan of a million dollars to pay back their shorted stocks. its amazing.
Sam Manson
*they're
no wait you're right
Vlad is now 2 yachts poorer 😆
Sam Manson
also you guys know that weird ball thing my parents were gonna go to and drag me along and i didnt want to go to?
Tucker Foley
No, only bc you have a lot of those
Yes
Sam Manson
well my parents ALSO lost money in the Gamestop stock saga and i convinced them to sell our ball tickets to pay it off.
so now I don't have to go!!
Wow you really do have biggest brain Sam! Congrats!
Also i have obligations from another timeline to validate sam and remind everyone that she owns the braincell all the time.
Tucker Foley
hey wait, WHAT.
Timeline?!
Wait omg danny you could totally time travel and give yourself winning lottery numbers from the future!!!!
Sam Manson
That never goes well in movies, Tucker
Rippp but Sam is right. I messed up while timetraveling and I needed her help to reset the timeline.
Sam Manson
besides, messing w stocks is much smarter than messing w lottery numbers if you wanna exploit time travel to get rich
too convoluted to keep track of, the worst that you can be accused of is insider trading and no ones gonna believe a middle class person is capable of insider trading.
sry danny no offense. its just how the rich wall street peeps would think.
None taken. i shoudlve asked you for help first.
Tucker Foley
she rly does have custody of the braincell.

Notes:

1. i started out by using this tutorial for the dialoguing but then I changed it around a lot. the dialogue box is the only thing that remains. its still a good resource to check out.
2. i found these DP style sprites from Fanpop - not sure who to credit thou, reverse google image shows me nothing.
Clockwork sprites, Sky background and Ghost Zone image were screenshots from the show (DP wikia / google search)
3. i love stupid time loops
4. HOW DOES IT LOOK ON YOU'RE PHONE??!?!
5. your*

Chapter 4: Spring 2021 part 1 - March

Summary:

The kids discuss ships, and then fanfiction, in that order.

Notes:

your html tryhard is back at it again! this started out as a joke that escaped my control very very fast.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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procrastinator
@procrastination

it gets funnier the more time passes

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stars and magical
@butterfly_star

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Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

@butterfly_star wait i can do that, sorta

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Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

Should I fly down South and free the Ever Given from the Suez Canal?

48%Yes

52%No

5478 votes • Final results
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cheap ramen noodles
@Ramenone

@RealGhostBoy The memes have spoken.

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Ghostbusters

Sam Manson
Danny,... what do you mean by "down South"
South America is a lot farther away than just "down South"
Tucker Foley
Sam, give him a break
he didnt know if it was south america or south africa until you said it just now
heyy... i didnt want to get canceled over not knowing basic geography Tucker Foley
he was using a brain cell
a brain cell he didnt have
the MEMES THOU


awake at 2am
@teamnosleep

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jenny wakeman
@xjcloud9

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@RealGhostBoy

@xjcloud9 yeaahhhh i would get lost on my way there tbh

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notsidney
@sid_the_sciencekid

@RealGhostBoy nature works fast but fanfic writers work faster https://archiveofourown.to/works/how-i-met-your-mother-190902

❤ 231 Mar 25, 2021


Ghostbusters

https://archiveofourown.to/works/how-i-met-your-mother-190902 do i dare click Tucker Foley
theres ever given / suez canal fanfic?????????
Sam Manson
quarantine has been a boon for fanfic lately
i hear no objections so ima take a look


 

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Ever Given/Suez Canal

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Ever Given, Suez Canal

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Crack Fic, Crack Ship, Alternate Universe - High School

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How I met your mother

monkeywithakeyboard

Summary:


Anime Nerd!Suez Canal x Jock!Ever Given

Notes:


I'm sorry.


"You kinda smell...Like a baka"

"What the-?"

"eReN jAeGaH,"

"That's Ever Given to you, ma'am."

Ever Given slammed his hand into the wall behind her, but Suez Canal was not fazed. Ever Given had executed a kabedon.

"Ever Given-sama,"

He didn't realize he walked right into Suez's trap, and now they were one step closer to becoming a real couple.


Ghostbusters

omgas;ldkafjds its so hilarious but so freaking cursed Tucker Foley
dang you clicked it

Sam Manson
same tbh
fanfic about... inanimate objects...i... makes me wonder if theres such a thing as fanfic about satellites or something i would totally read that Sam Manson
wouldnt be surprised, theres fanfic about everything
Tucker Foley
i dont think i want to know


Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

wow i never thought id ship the shipping container??? can anyone find me fanfic of satellites or space probes??? asking for a friend. space nerd.

❤ 65 Mar 25, 2021


notsidney
@sid_the_sciencekid

@RealGhostBoy no but i did find this https://archiveofourown.to/works/green-with-envy-34536

❤ 103 Mar 25, 2021


 

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Part 1 of the The many dates with Danny Phantom series

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Green with envy

mrspollenphantom

Summary:


You and Phantom go on a date - no, he doesn't ghost you.


Chapter 1:

"Y/N! Are you ready yet?"

"Almost!"

Your hair had a lot of knots from being tied in a messy bun all day. Your Papa would never approve of you dating the ghost boy, so you had to hide your relationship. It's hard enough to date in quarantine.

He was floating outside the window, ready to fly you across town. He wanted to "show you the world" but he was your whole world, already. He loved gazing into the stars but you could get lost gazing into those spicy green orbs. And now finally, you could see it all up close, uninterrupted by any of his other annoying fan girls. No, you were special. You were not like other girls.

You were the only one allowed to call him by his first name.


cheap ramen noodles
@Ramenone

@sid_the_sciencekid IM SORRY BUT WHY WYOUD YOU SEND HIM THAT

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ya like jazz???
@JazzHands

@Ramenone tbh he walked right into that one

❤ 58 Mar 25, 2021


Ghostbusters

ok someone tweeted me a fanfic... of myself and im pretty sure its written by paulina like, based on that username but it was just as hilarious as the suze canal and evergive n fic from before Sam Manson
omfg hes found rpf of himself
glad you can laugh at yourself though
whats rpf Sam Manson
real person fiction
omfg Sam Manson
be careful about reading rpf danny, it can get wild
esp if its about yourself
are you kidding this is amazing Tucker Foley
did he break
how do we fix him
i dont think turning him off and on will work
the govt doesnt recognize me as a real person
but this fanfic site does
i gOTTA read a few
Tucker Foley
you know i dont think this is what pinnocchio meant
when he said he wanted to feel like a real boy


 

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Cosplay crisis by danielleven
Danny Phantom - RPF

25 March 2021

No Archive Warnings Apply, Danny Phantom, Danny Phantom cosplayers our ghost boy hiding in plain sight, celebrity among fanboys, based on a true story

A Danny Phantom photoshoot at comic con gets a celebrity guest appearance - and no one even knew he was there.

 Language: English Words: 3,144 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 97 Kudos: 413 Hits: 6142

The dead do talk by jirou_all_night
Danny Phantom - RPF

25 March 2021

Graphic Depictions of Violence, Danny Phantom, OC ghosts, Amity Park, Murder Mystery, References to child abuse, Corpse AU, Rest in Pieces, No beta we die like phantom, Suspense, Thriller, Hurt/Comfort

When detectives have no lead on their latest murder mystery, they turn to Danny Phantom for help. The resident ghost boy who can talk to all ghosts, he has to find the ghost of the victim, before its too late and the killer walks free - or claims more victims.

And besides, who was the ghost boy, when he was alive?

 Language: English Words: 34,527 Chapters: 7/? Comments: 121 Kudos: 212 Hits: 4033

Area 51 Raided by fauna_powered
Danny Phantom - RPF

25 March 2021

No Archive Warnings Apply, Danny Phantom, Area 51, crack fic, Aliens?? Ghosts???, Read to find out.

The hero of the people, Danny Phantom naruto-flies right through all the Area 51 security and reveals to the world what's inside.

 Language: English Words: 1,098 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 45 Kudos: 107 Hits: 208

Phantastic Phantom by gothic_manslayer
Danny Phantom - RPF

25 March 2021

No Archive Warnings Apply, Danny Phantom, Magician AU, crack fic, ghost living among humans

"A human magician capable of all sorts of feats! His final act will leave everyone speechless!"

There's something a little ghostly about the newest magician in town.

 Language: English Words: 2,011 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 15 Kudos: 57 Hits: 133

phantom thief by sid_the_sciencekid
Danny Phantom - RPF

25 March 2021

Graphic Depictions of Violence, Danny Phantom, Phantom Thief AU, phantom thief is a literal phantom, Suspense, Thriller

The phantom thief is immune to human security measures - because he's a literal phantom. What will it take to bring him to justice?

 Language: English Words: 9,438 Chapters: 3/? Comments: 76 Kudos: 203 Hits: 3987



Ghostbusters

https://archiveofourown.to/
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lowkey these look great???? and theres so many of them Sam Manson
those first few ones are the good ones sort by kudos or hits, then youll find the really weird ones
are there other sites that have rpf of me, or just this one? Sam Manson
im sure theres others, but this site has the best ones usually Tucker Foley
i bet i can find you a weird fic of yourself
Sam Manson
not if i find it first
https://archiveofourown.to/works/cure-to-your-venom-234u98

 

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its not gay if hes dead, Reader self-insert, ghost hunger, Venom AU, Slowburn, hiding an eldritch abomination in your apartment, who eventually inhabits your body, i mean where else does phantom hide in the day, eventual ship

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  Published: 2020-08-20; Updated: 2021-01-05; Words: 8,321 Chapters: 3/? Comments: 42 Kudos: 33 Bookmarks: 23 Hits: 679

the cure to your venom

hundredyarddash

Summary:


Phantom is hungry, and you decide to feed him human food instead of human flesh, or ectoplasm, or whatever it is ghosts eat. He's co-possessing your body after all, so he has to eat what you eat.



Chapter 1:

"What would you like to order?" The barista asks you. Normally, you'd prefer a coffee, but Phantom was a little too hyper today.

The souls of the innocent! Phantom roars inside you. Luckily, only you can hear him.

"A bagel," you answer out loud.

What?!

"2 bagels, actually."

No!!!

Your cohabitation arrangement of the same body started when you discovered the ghost boy on the verge of dissolving, in a hidden alleyway. He only needed to stay "for a few days" until he recovered his strength - by siphoning yours - but for some reason, he hasn't left yet.


Ghostbusters

wait that was kinda good? interesting... interpretation of overshadowing its tagged as ship but it never got to it? Sam Manson
its a wip and a slowburn
whyy Tucker Foley
that was good
alsooo that username makes me think dash wrote that

honestly i hope its not written by dash, it would ruin a good fic for me Tucker Foley
i can find out for you if you want

Tucker Foley
anyway heres another one
https://archiveofourown.to/works/keep-your-enemies-closer-09387602
Sam Manson
oooh enemies to lovers, a classic

 

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Enemies to Lovers, Slowburn, Romance, reluctant teamup, saving amity park together, witty banter, puns

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  Published: 2019-06-13; Updated: 2021-02-05; Words: 112021 Chapters: 17/17 Comments: 1009 Kudos: 4342 Bookmarks: 1209 Hits: 69420

keep your enemies closer

dp_mavrel_49

Summary:


A powerful ghost requires the red huntress and phantom to team up - and neither can handle the tension

Notes:


first time writing for this fandom!

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)


Chapter 1:

The Huntress hated teaming up, but she knew she had no choice.

"Red's a good color on you, but let's keep the blood inside, yeah?" Phantom had asked. His irritating smirk did not help.

As if all the times they fought against each other could be swept under the rug Her body was littered with scars thanks to him. And he had the audacity to change his form to make his chest look bigger and his arms look buffer. Was it some scare tactic?

But he thought she was strong enough and worth teaming up with, so she would take advantage of that.

She should let the two ghosts weaken each other and then finish them both off. Yeah.


Ghostbusters

ok ngl that was a little uncomf to read bc i dated valerie once irl Sam Manson
oh sry
nah its okay i stopped reading halfway otherwise cool fic Tucker Foley
i should probably say
the enemies to lovers tag is full of fics that ship you with other ghosts youve fought
okay lets not look at those right now maybe later Tucker Foley
they're not hard to find, but yeah i wont link them to you
you can poison yourself by your own hand, but not by mine
Sam Manson
in general it helps to think of it as a separate character instead of a real person - instead of you
remember, your fenton rn, not phantom
truee Tucker Foley
https://archiveofourown.to/works/unlike-father-unlike-son-38769372
Sam Manson
oh a vlad fic

 

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Danny Phantom & Vlad Plasmius | The Wisconsin Ghost

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Danny Phantom, Vlad Plasmius | The Wisconsin Ghost, Ghost OCs

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vampires, Prince Phantom, phantom is plasmius's son, running away from the crown, teenage rebellion, family dynamics,

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unlike father unlike son

Bibb_leo_phil

Summary:


A falling out between Danny Phantom and his father, Vlad Plasmius, leads to the Ghost Prince running away from the crown and claiming Amity Park as his new lair.



Chapter 1:

Unlike his father, Prince Phantom had no interest in being a ruler. He wanted to live among the people. Apparently, associating with commoners was beneath him, as a ghost and as a vampire - but his fangs had yet to appear, and even as a ghost, Prince Phantom was the most eccentric heir the family had ever seen.

"Please come home, son!" King Plasmius had begged.

"No! Ever since Mom died -"

"We're ghosts."

"Ever since Mom ascended you've been different!"

Phantom had to find a town Plasmius had never been to, and erect a lair. By establishing a new kingdom, he could live by his own rules, instead of his father's archaic ones.


Ghostbusters

Tucker Foley
wow that was interesting
yeah i didnt expect the vampire lore??? like i was prepared to hate it based on the premise but... ??? it was?? good??? never tell vlad i said that. or read that fic. Sam Manson
hahaha
too bad i cant find fics with you guys as characters or anything Sam Manson
the joys and pitfalls of fame and fanfiction
well i like being the main character who wins or has fun but i wonder if oh found smthn https://archiveofourown.to/works/king-of-the-under-world-9382765 Sam Manson
oh this is a really cool au


 

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Ghost King Danny Phantom, Evil Danny Phantom, Dead Dove Do Not Eat, Adult Danny Phantom, conversations about death, greek mythology, dystopian, check each ch for TWs, future fic, speculative fiction

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  Published: 2020-06-05; Updated: 2020-12-25; Words: 29021 Chapters: 13/? Comments: 841 Kudos: 3045 Bookmarks: 801 Hits: 31429

king of the (under)world

seven-seas

Summary:


With Amity Park securely under his rule, Danny Phantom aims to take over the world. As the King of all ghosts, he commands his subjects to do his bidding - and create new subjects for him. The Red Huntress is the world's only hope against total subjugation.


Notes:


royalty au my beloved



Chapter 1:

Fresh food was hard to come by in Amity Park - ghost guards patrolled the streets and guarded grocery stores.

The shield around town, erected by the government, prevented the ghosts from escaping, but also left the humans trapped inside to fend for themselves.

Nobody knew who The Red Huntress was, exactly - some guessed she was a government agent or spy from outside the barrier - but she always came to the human hideouts with smuggled food and water. It was thanks to her that the human resistance inside the barrier still survived. No doubt, King Phantom would try to turn her into a ghost to recruit her for his army, but she would never.


Ghostbusters

ok i was wondering if a villain au existed and i guess it does i know im not supposed to take it as me but its weird to think someone saw a superhero guy and thought "lets make him evil" Tucker Foley
the world building is so good thou
Sam Manson
well thats why its an au
and the person is anonymous
maybe one day theyll change the names around and publish it as book
wait you can do that?! Sam Manson
yeppp
Tucker Foley
well known rule of the internet: theres a fanfic for everything
Sam Manson
aus too
and if they dont exist yet someone will write them eventually


Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

well now im in a fanfic rabbit hole and i have 50+ tabs open on my phone

❤ 100 Mar 25, 2021

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let my ships sail
@sailorOfShips

@RealGhostBoy

❤ 45 Mar 25, 2021


Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

@sailorOfShips

❤ 54 Mar 25, 2021


Ghostbusters

GUyS
LOOk WAHT I FOUOND
https://archiveofourown.to/works/lab-rat-inspection-98765


 

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Dissection, Speculative Biology, Artistic License - Biology, Gore, Oneshot, Body Horror, Dead Dove Do Not Eat, Blood, Vomitting, Government Entity with questionable ethics

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lab rat inspection

TeaRexx

Summary:


The government agents Guys in White finally succeeded in catching Danny Phantom. They need to know what the ghost boy is made of, and decide to look inside.


Notes:


PLEASE mind the tags for trigger warnings.




"Cracking open a cold one with the boys, are ya?" The ghost boy said as the agent held the knife against his flesh. The ghost's arms and legs were restrained, so he couldn't try anything sneaky.

"Too bad we can't anesthetize you," the agent responded. "At least then you'd be quiet. But anesthesia isn't used for dissection. It's only used for human patients. Which, I should remind you, is something you aren't"

The agent decided he'd wasted enough time, and plunged the scalpel into the ghost's body. He tuned out all noises that the ghost boy made as he moved the knife into a Y shape across the chest.


Ghostbusters

Tucker Foley
...
Sam Manson
okay that fic made even me uncomf
too detailed for my comfort
Tucker Foley
i wonder if a giw agent read or wrote tht fic
WHAT ??!??
Sam Manson
TUCKER youve freaked him out!!
honestly danny dw about it, no one actually takes fanfic srsly
i mean i know but thats still insane
Sam Manson
if it helps, your not the only celebrity who has rpf
Tucker Foley
*you're
Sam Manson


LOLOLOLLL okay that is funny
thanks lol
Tucker Foley
hmmm if no one takes fanfic srsly... i have an idea
sam you write fanfic right?
Sam Manson
...
were literally all geeks here
and you're our resident fanfic expert anyway?
Sam Manson
okayy yeah i do
Tucker Foley
good cuz i was hoping youd write and upload a specific fic for me
make a new account
Sam Manson
oooooh ghost writingg

 

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The Phantom Menace

TheWesLoop

Summary:


Phantom is more than meets the eye. Idea dump of Phantom's true agenda.



Edit Chapter

Phantom is so obviously masquerading as a student at Casper High. It's unfortunate that he doesn't appear at the mall as often, his wardrobe clearly needs an upgrade. He has been seen around the nasty burger though, which is another popular hangout for Casper High students. He most likely overshadows a student to hide when ghosts are absent, without the student even realizing that they're being overshadowed!


Ghostbusters

Sam Manson
https://archiveofourown.to/works/the-phantom-menace-53647
aight hows that
i used the same username that wes uses everywhere too
Tucker Foley
perfect
beautiful
Tucker Foley
now no one will take wes's theories srsly >:)))
not like they did before ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


too cheap to pay for netflix
@thriftyweab

@RealGhostBoy so sry that @sid_the_sciencekid didnt understand
the assignment, heres some fic about space probes https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football

well not exactly fic but its up your alley - watch out for that jump scare in the beginning thou

❤ 43 Mar 26, 2021


notsidney
@sid_the_sciencekid

@thriftyweab dw, @RealGhostBoy knows me irl, or more accurately, iral (in real after life)

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Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

@sid_the_sciencekid wait are you a ghost.

❤ 35 Mar 26, 2021


Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy

@sid_the_sciencekid WAIT IS THIS SIDNEY??!!!?!!? POINTDEXTER?!??!??

❤ 35 Mar 26, 2021


Ghostbusters

SIDNEY HAS A TWITTER??? AND HE READS FANFIC??? ABOUT ME??!??! Sam Manson
well so do we
*did
just now
Tucker Foley
wait... what HAVE ghosts been doing during quarantine?
...good question..

Notes:

no those fics arent real but i really wish they were

EDIT:
now that im more coherent:
a commenter pointed out that a version of the cosplay fic does exist! https://archiveofourown.to/works/31324790 - funny how spot on my fic summary was, great minds do think alike 🤝

also, the ao3 skin was originally from https://archiveofourown.to/works/20531333/chapters/50073608 , but ive added my own tweaks to it

Chapter 5: Ghosts? Where?

Summary:

Where have the ghosts been this entire time? What have they been doing during quarantine?

Notes:

picks up immediately where the last ch left off

EDIT: if the background pictures for the "in person" dialogue dont have a cool scroll effect on iphones / ipads ...im sorry 😔

im trying to fix it / find a fall back for ios browsers -> in the meanwhile, the "cool" effect should work fine on any desktop browser (mac / windows) and any android device. idk if its specific to the operating os, the browser/s, or both.

EDIT 2: fixed (11/2021)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

notsidney
@sid_the_sciencekid

yes this is sidney 7:48 am i have so many questions???? 7:49am listen i only come out to the human world for the internet okay i dont do anything illegal unless free wifi is illegal 7:53 am i have so many MORE questions?? 7:55am yes i read fanfic no i dont write fanfic 7:55 am i somehow dont believe that but thats not my q whatre you guys up to? the ghosts i mean yall have been surprisingly well behaved during quarantine i didnt expect ghosts to respect social distancing rules 8:02am how do i say this danny you know the humans are in quarantine bc of a PLAGUE right and a lot of humans have died bc of this plauge yeah so what happens to humans after they die 8:10 am oh shit 8:12am yeah, you see where this is going? they end up in the ghost zone so we have an influx of ghosts in the zone and not everyone has a place to go or their own lair, so the ones that dont move on immediately stick around in our lairs and we have to make sure they dont mess w our stuff ya know 8:17 am this feels too serious of a conversation to be having over twitter dms of all things 8:20am eh its not big deal dora says it happens every couple hundred years so a lot of the humans who died young end up in my lair bc school is familiar to them and i have to stick around to keep order so that they dont break out in fights and figure out what they want in their afterlives and it gets tiring 8:29 am oh ReALy????!!!? i had no idea it must be exHAUSTING dealing with ghosts while you're just minding your own business in school i wouldnt know what thats like 8:35am alright i get it 🙄 whenever i come out to the human realm i dont have as much time to spend

sooo yeah i download fanfic to read offline when im in the zone
8:38 am wait, if you're responding to me rn are you in the human world somewhere??? 8:40am sidney???????? 8:45am

 



Ghostbusters

so apparently when humans die they go to the ghost zone???!?! Sam Manson
ummm???? yes?????
Tucker Foley
dude its called the GHOST zone????
you half died????????
Sam Manson
are you just realizing this now
sidney was alive once remmeber?
yeah but then you get ghosts like... pandora or vortex. or frostbite and clockwork. who were they when they were alive Tucker Foley
who knows. or maybe they were never alive
the gz does have new ways to shock us every so often - i guess the shock of that connection will take some time to accept.
but ppl who died of this virus ending up in the zone???? thats a lot of new ghosts Sam Manson
oh shit do you think youll have more ghosts to fight now
thats not what i was thinking i just dont know how id feel if i ran into the ghost of someone i might have known or the ghost of someone who was probably my age Tucker Foley
oh
YEAH



notsidney
@sid_the_sciencekid

sry had to leave and come back i hide in the cs labs in casper high sometimes 5:48 pm oh 5:55pm oh yeah that girl ghost was looking for you The one whos your cousin 5:59 pm wait DANNIELLLE???? 5:55pm yeah she stopped by the gz maybe a month ago and got swept in upkeep thought she was a... you know... a full ghost so color me surprised when i found out she was a halfa! 6:09 pm oh thank goodness wait if she was looking for me how can i reach her? 6:13pm hmmm try to dm her @danielleven 6:15 pm

 



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dani phantom
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Danny! Its me! Check it out i have a twitter now Oct 3, 2020, 6:09 pm
Omg using your ghost powers to tweak the gameplay in among us was brilliant i tried it out the other day and i had the time of my life! Technus and i had a match it was a blast Oct 27, 2020, 1:22 pm
Dec 16, 2020, 6:09 pm
Danny do you read fanfic Dec 22, 2021, 4:13 pm
dannnnnnnyyyyy Jan 29, 2021, 9:17 pm
Omfg i wanna watch the olympics in person Feb 12, 2021, 12:29 am
Wow the gz has a lot going on theres so many ppl here well...they're ghosts i think im gonna help out a little bit Feb 22, 2020, 10:00 am
Dont tell sidney i told you but he totally wrote fanfic about you March 12, 2021, 3:41 am

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omg im so sorry i hadnt responded. I thought this was some spam fan account danielle dani elle how the turns table 7:19 pm omg danny 7:33 pm ;lasdkjfopawefk;l arey ou online!!! 7:38 pm yes! I'm here danny! wait i like elle. brb 7:43 pm

 



elle phantom
@elleventeen

there 7:45 pm nice 7:45 pm i finally watched stranger things and i love elleven so much 7:47 pm where have you been this whole time i thought you were w vlad for a bit? and then you werent? 7:49 pm id say vlads trying...but he sucks. a lot 7:51 pm he should take notes from dad!vlad fics 7:53 pm i know i even wrote one! ive been living my life, in and out of the gz but anyway i was trying to reach out to you bc danny you need to get vaccinated 7:57 pm ummm i know?? and so do you??? i dont qualify for a vaccine yet. maybe in a couple months? omfg if your not with vlad how are you gonna get the vaccine???? 8:01 pm i mean you need the ghost vaccine 8:03 pm 8:05pm okay so vlad was one of the first to get the vaccine but somehow he still got sick apparently bc we’re halfas we need another vaccine dose or we'll get ghost shingles or something frostbite can explain better i got my dose recently and you should get it too 8:09 pm im sorry i have so many questions 8:15 pm frostbite can answer them im sure lets meet up with him 8:19 pm

 



Ghostbusters

so what do you think of this ghost vaccine business Sam Manson
ngl, a vaccine just for halfas does sound sus
but if it was anyone other than danielle id say its a trap
Tucker Foley
hmm but you have to make sure its actually danielle and not someone pretending to be her
true we’re meeting in person anyway so ill find out then now that i think about it you guys are technically the only ones who know that danielle exists Sam Manson
and valerie
yeah, mom and dad ddnt know jazz most likely doesnt know - ive never told her, i mean Tucker Foley
you planning on telling them?
i mean, i should. eventually



Elle!

Danny!

 

It's really you!

 

It's been so long!

 

Wait, is it okay if I call you Elle from now on?

 

Yeah, I like the name!

 

Then Elle it is!

 

Besides, it's not like that many people knew me as 'Dani' anyway. Not a lot of reintroductions to do anyway.

 

Um... Elle,...

 

How have you been doing? Honestly?

 

Binging anime, duh.

 

Stranger Things isn't anime

 

Hey!

 

But what I mean is - Do you wanna stay with us? Live with us? They're your family, too.

 

I... I love traveling and exploring the world. Even if it's different know, with quarantine.

 

But I guess I'd rather stay with you than the fruit loop - and I did give him a chance.

 

You know Jazz would love to meet you. She's always wanted a younger sister!

 

I'm so excited!

 

Let's get this vaccine business out of the way first

 

Ouch! Hey watch it!

 

How about you watch it!

 

Uh- Um- I-

 

Kiddo, you there?

 

Coming, great great great great gr-

 

Zoo wee mama! I'm not from that long ago!

 

But you called them MOVING PICTURES!

 

Woah, were they-?

 

Plague victims, most likely - well at least one of them.

 

Ouch

 

It's not as bad as it used to be in the beginning, apparently. I've been helping Sidney and Dora a little with finding or assigning family units to the ghosts, and that’s helped the ruckus calm down a little.

 

Where would they go?

 

Dora's Castle, most likely

 

Unless they can find or form their own lairs - which some have done

 

Wow

 

I wonder if we could meet our ancestors, what would they think of us? Of me?

 

Would they be disappointed? Proud? Embarrassed?

 

...

 


Frostbite!

Hi Frosty!

 

Great one, welcome!

 

And Little one! So good to see you again!

 

Elle told me that I needed a special vaccine, and that you'd could give me one.

 

Ah yes, halfa physiology is so unique that it puts them at a risk for this plague in a way that no other human or ghost faces.

 

It's quite interesting when you read about it. Halfa physiology is truly more complex than the sum of its parts!

 



The longevity of viral structures in ectoplasm, and their effect on various immune systems

Far Frozen Higher Education Institue Department of Ectobiology, in cooperation with denizens of vested interest across various lairs in the ectoplasmic realms.

Virology, Immunology, Ectobiology

Abstract

An influx of previously alive persons and other organic mammals appear within the ghost zone ecosystem in surplus every few hundred years. While ghosts are immune to bacterial and viral infections, they can - in rare cases - be carriers of the disease and infect other living beings. We believe the current plague in the non ectoplasmic realm to be one that can maintain its structure in ectoplasm for long periods of time. This poses a risk to any mammal that gets ectoplasm into the blood stream - notably, halfas. This study aims to compile known information and provide the structure and efficacy of a "vaccine" - one that imitates the mechanism of the human equivalent that targets the very same virus. It is our belief that the proposed vaccine can be administered to any organism that qualifies as a halfa with little to no risk. Subsequent research on this virus must accelerate, to prevent the virus from proliferating and potentially evolving to harm ectoplasmic beings.

Research

Samples and information about the current human vaccine indicate that the vaccine is an "mRNA vaccine" - while this has proven effective to killing the virus within organic cells, it will not work as a vaccine when bathed in ectoplasm. It is theorized that because ectoplasm is a substance that is at a lower ambient temperature most organic mammals, it can maintain its structure within ectoplasm almost indefinitely. It is worth noted that in this form, the virus is incredibly difficult to transmit - only affecting another when in contact with the blood stream for long periods of time. Regular humans have almost zero contact with ectoplasmic substances in their entire lifetime, but halfas are at a higher risk. The authors believe that halfas should be prioritized for vaccination, before inoculating the remaining population of the ghost zone. It is entirely possible that fully ectoplasmic beings have zero need for this vaccine, but administering the vaccine can prevent this vaccine from incorporating ectoplasm into its outer shell and later targeting non ectoplasmic beings as well.

One proposal is to intravenously administer a small dose of virus "heat killed" within ectoplasm. The "death echo" of the virus's death is intended to imprint on the host's ectoplasmic immune system and nervous system the ability recognize the virus as an active threat. This proposed model takes its form from most human vaccines, which inoculate their hosts against deadly diseases using similar mechanisms.

Limited clinical trials and computational models have shown that a side effect is a slightly elevated core temperature, which can be treated by with external coolants, or self regulated if the host possesses an ice core. It is not anticipated that the virus will give anyone "new" ectoplasmic abilities, either within or outside of the ghost zone - however much the authors or audience wish otherwise.

The expected side effect is expected to start 12 hours after administering the dose, and last up to 24-48 hours. We propose 2 doses, to mirror the human mRNA vaccine. However, if a particular ectoplasmic being or halfa has unique physical health conditions, the number of doses, and the amount per dose, can be changed to match their physiology. Exceptions for the standard 2 dose proposal are listed in the following section. Longitudinal studies are in limited capacity but can be conducted with the permission of Clockwork. Or perhaps, they are already being conducted, or have already been conducted. It is believed that, because "death echos" are a subconscious mechanism that the host's body will always remember, the host will remain immune to the disease they are inoculated against for as long as they exist.



That's... woah. Really detailed. I'm not sure i understood much of it

 

There were some words I didn't know, but I think I understood it better than last time!

 

Wait, you've seen this before?

 

Yeah, Frosty showed me last time I came, when I was getting the shot too

 

Oh not to worry, Great One - you should understand why it is that you'd need another vaccine, the least I can do is explain it for you

 

Is a halfa alive, or dead?

 

Uhhhh-

 

Both? or Neither?

 

I... don't know

 

Haha, technically, we don't either!

 

Their unique, shcroddingers, state of being is shared by one other - viruses.

 

Like halfas, viruses arent easy to classify as one or the other. They act like the living in the presence of those alive, and act like non living beings otherwise.

 

Most other viruses, when submerged in ectoplasm, crumble - they cant maintain their form

 

So ghosts never get sick! And they can't transmit viral diseases either!

 

Exactly! But when the virus from this plague interacts with ectoplasm, you get some very interesting behavior - it maintains its form, as if in stasis.

 

It cannot use ectoplasm to replicate itself, like it would in a host body, but it does not harm the ectoplasmic being either.

 

But, if it's a shcroddingers virus, it wont do anything when its ‘dead’ right?

 

In a full ghost, yes, that would be the case - but you two are halfas. Your human and ghost forms share the same resources. Resources are exchanged between your forms every time you use your ghost powers, or you transform.

 

So if you’re a carrier of the virus, it's entirely possible that virus lies dormant in your ectoplasm.

 

In other words: Every time you use your powers, you risk the virus entering - or re-entering - your human blood stream. Again and again.

 

We... whaT?!

 

You know how if you get chicken pox as a kid, you'll get shingles 20 years later or something?

 

It's kinda like that, but for halfas - ghost shingles.

 

Good analogy, little one.

 

Wow, okay... that's a lot to process...

 

one vaccine later

How is your arm?

 

Still sore, but I'll live

 

I mean - um, I'll be okay.

 

Come back in another month for another dose. And little one, you'll need to come back in 3 weeks for your next dose

 

Gotcha, Frosty!

 

Thanks for everything Frostbite!

 

Elle, if you got your vaccine a week ago, how long were you in the ghost zone?

 

I was in and out for a while, to be honest. I didn't meet Frostbite until a week ago, and he's the one who told me I needed the vaccine to begin with.

 

So he'd never met you, but he was ready with a vaccine for you?

 

Yeah, he even gave me a dose to drop off to Vlad's.

 

He must be really smart if he can create a vaccine just for us.

 

His research looks legit, and he was pretty confident it would work. And I don't think that Frostbite would give us something that would hurt us - he's saved my life before too.

 

I wonder - are you and I - ?

 

...I don't know

 

Maybe time flows differently in the ghost zone than in the real world? You know, like 'time flies when you're having fun'?

 

I don't think that's it. I can't time travel unless I visit Clockwork.

 

Wait, you can tIME TRAV-

 

But maybe we can find out about that later.

 

Either way, I think we should ask Frostbite if we can give a copy of his notes on that vaccine to our parents. They can make better sense of it.

 

Huh? Our parents?

 

I know you think of yourself as my cousin, but I'd rather you be my sister.

 

If you'd still like to stay with us, that is

 

I... I think I'd like that, Danny!

 

But before we do that, I need to tackle something even bigger. I need to tell Mom and Dad that I'm half ghost.

 

Wait, they don't know yet?

 

I was gonna tell them eventually! I just have to do it right. I don't want them to freak out at you, so I'll handle them first.

 

Okay... good luck Danny.

 



Fruit Loop

Check your mail a little something for your flu Have you fallen so low as to peddle drugs now Fine, don't take the halfa vaccine. The vaccine made specifically for halfas against the plague virus. The virus that can give halfas ghost shingles. The vaccine that can prevent ghost shingles. That vaccine. What??? Do you want me to take it back now or tomorrow

Notes:

If you've made it this far, thanks for reading!

Chapter 6: Spring 2021 part 2 (cyoa)

Summary:

5 times Danny tried to reveal his identity to his parents + 1 time he didn't use time travel to undo it. Formatted as a Choose Your Own Adventure fic.

Notes:

this chapter (most likely) breaks the "entire work" feature (sorry).

in theory this should look well on any ao3 work skin. also if you find any weird bugs pls let me know and ill try to fix it (as best i can)

...gosh ive been keeping this under wraps for so long i cant wait to finally share it. if you're confused, click any button with a black background with white text to progress.
(There is 1 more ch to the story after this 1)
im sorry if this and ch7 keep breaking, the html parser is my immortal enemy

for those unable to reach the end of this chapter, or if you cannot see any options crossing out: you may have to disable "prevent cross-site tracking" on your browsers (it is enabled by default on safari and chrome on some mac/ios devices) otherwise you wont reach the ending.
for all other browsers and os: make sure cookie tracking is enabled (usually is enabled by default, but i think firefox might disable it)

you know what it might work on FF and safari and incognito now but it might also sync your progress across browsers

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

yo we got a hacker here? start over

Phew, that was rough!

That didn't go how I expected.

Maybe I should try something different this time.

What should I do?

Notes:

Which route was your favorite? Thanks for reading!

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No the story isn't done yet, I'm not sorry.

Which one is the true ending?

Click one of the routes to go
through the story.


































































Phew, that was rough!

That didn't go how I -

...

Wait.

I've tried everything I can think of!

And somehow, none of them worked??

I can't quit now! But-

What else can I do? I-

This is so??? Frustrating???

Notes:

How many times can I embarass Danny in an identity reveal scenario? At least 5.

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Wait that route is new. Is this the home stretch?

Author, I'm sure you could embarass Danny
even more times if you tried hard enough.

Also why does this fic only have 2 comments?
Readers, you need to fix that!





































elle phantom
@elleventeen

hey elle so im planning to tell mom and dad the big news today you know the news that im a half ghost 2:15 pm omg good luck! 2:20 pm actually i was wondering if you had any last minute advice 👉👈 2:22 pm so ur not ready, is what im hearing 2:25 pm i am too ready. i just dont have a solid plan. i need ideas 2:27 pm ive never done something like this before. vlad always knew and valerie found out. oh! she found out bc she caught me eating food when we met. well, stealing food. and then i saved her from a collapsing building. she saw me transform when i saved her 2:34 pm oh wow i dont want like... life or death to force my secret out. i want to tell them of my own free will you know so i dont think ill collapse a building any time soon thanks for sharing that thou. i had no idea thats how you and valerie met 2:37 pm what i mean to say is she saw me as human. a ghost who was a little human. prob bc of the fact that i needed food so try something like that show that your a ghost whos human. a "humane" ghost? a ghost with human needs? 2:42 pm hey thats a great idea! thanks! 2:43 pm anytime danny 2:45 pm



I should have them catch me doing something I'd only do if I was a human!

(Mom and dad have always been wanting to study Phantom too, so...)

Alright, what do we have in the fridge?

Not much, huh.

There is ice cream in the freezer! Might as well get myself a bowl.

Kids, what would you like for dinn-

...

Phantom?

...

...

Madds we should get pizz -

Oh boy. Ghost boy. In our kitchen. Eating...

My Chocolate Fudge Rocky Road flavored ice cream?!! HOW COULD YOU?!?

...It tasted good.

Phantom you have good taste, I'll give you that.

I know my kids give you our equipment, so you might not consider that “stealing”.

But this? Most definitely is a kind of stealing

But I wanted to -

You could have taken that ice cream and left. Like you do our weapons.

- show you that -

I tolerate your use of our Fenton ghost fighting tools.

But this isnt your house

(but... it is)

Get. Out.

...okay...

Do ghosts like ice cream or something?













She screamed for ice cream, didn't she?

...in a way, I guess.

Notes:

Well that didn't go as planned.

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Huh, guess this route wasn't the one.

Really thought this would turn into
a dissection fic for a second there..

Let's start over.






































Sam

sammmm
i need some advice
sure ill try my best
so i wanna
do what i shoudlve from the beginning and finally tell my parents that im phantom
any advice on how to not mess up
i somehow feel like the wrong person to ask for this type of advice
huh? why? you have the brain cell
i do, but consider my relationship w my parents
they hate everything i like
but you also live true to yourself
do you think its gotten any better since quarantine?
honestly i feel like nothings changed
ohh
but danny, my circumstances and relationship w my parents is different from yours
i still think you should try, if you're ready for it
yeah i do wwant to
any advice, for how to tackle it?
i know! show them that as a human, you're a little bit ghostly
very goth. such emo.
what i mean, show them that you have ghost powers as a human
and THEN after they adjust to that, tell them that your Phantom
hey, that's a pretty solid idea, thanks Sam!
good luck danny. let me know what happens.
yeah i think i am
i wanna tell them about elle so- ill have to be
hey dont do this bc of an obligation. or bc you aren't ready.
ive been procrastinating for a whole year.
well technically longer.
i just think nows as good a time as any.
i never had a good reason to share my secret before, but now i do, i guess.
fair
i remembered something i read in fanfic thats given me an idea for how to do this
show that im a little ghostly as a human, i mean
uhh
which fic
fanfic isnt like real life????

So, Mom, Dad - I have a magic act, that I'm working on for the school talent show!

Oh neato!

We'd love to see you practice!

I don't have a wand, hat, or cape, but let's pretend I do.

Don't worry, Danny. Just do your best.

Alright, phew-

Welcome to the magic show of the Fantastic Fenton, a human magician capable of all sorts of feats! His final act will leave everyone speechless!

For my first act: observe!

A quarter!

A simple wave of the hand, and it disappears!

But if I check behind your ear, I find... a nickel.

Where'd the quarter go?

Check under Mom's hand.

You're...right! How did you do that danny? Your sleeves are short!

(Thank you ghost powers)

A magician never reveals their secrets... but I'll make an exception this time. After my final trick.

For my next trick! I have assembled - an empty water bottle, an egg, and a banana.

Are you going to fit the objects inside the water bottle, without breaking it?

Oh I think I saw a trick like this on tiktok!

You definitely have the right idea Dad. I'll just swoop this egg in, and -

It's inside the bottle!

And since it's a hardboiled egg, you can swirl the bottle around all you want and the inside of the bottle will stay clean!

Ooh let me try!

...there's no hole?

What do you mean?

The way this trick is done is by sticking the egg in through a secret hole on the side of the bottle. Big enough for the egg, but small enough for the audience to miss.

But you let us see and touch the bottle, and there is no hole.

Danny, how did you-?

Oh, but the trick isn't over yet, Mom! Here, let me just take that bottle back, I'll swoop that egg out -

..!

Did you just take the egg out from the bottom of the bottle?! Did your hand just go through the bottle??

- and stick in this large banana. The water bottle's opening looks too small.

But this clear plastic bottle is big enough to hold the banana anyway!

We can solve that by turning the banana intangible, no big deal.

How did you -?

Danny is this -?

I'll explain, after this final trick. I promise.

In my hand I have a knife.

Be careful!

Danny, that better be a trick knife!

First, let me take that banana out of the water bottle.

..!

...phased it? It went through the bottle again...

And cut a few slices of the banana off.

But if I cut them thinner we can use this banana to make banana chips!

So I'll cut it thinner and thinner, and -

Watch your hand!

Danny!

Oh, the knife went right through my hand, what do you know?

Danny what type of magic show -

Wait! Your eyes!

What type of ghost are you working with?!

Drop that knife before I take it away from you myself!

Mom! Dad!

That would explain the coin trick too. It really WAS invisible. So you wouldn't need long sleeves.

Danny let go!

Mom stop that's a real knife! Careful! Ouch!

Leave my son alone. Get out of his body!

Mom, what?

I'm sorry, Danny. I'll bandage your hand as soon as the ghost leaves.

What are you-?

Your eyes. They changed color and glowed when the ghost possessed you.

I'm not possessed!

That's what they all say!

Whatever ghost you're working with, Danny, it can't be good.

You can't count on him to save you from every time you might cut your finger off. It might cut your finger off on purpose, next time.

That's not what's happening!

I'll get the -

No need, I'll just be on my way out.













Oh, it's knife to meet you, Danny!

It was a better idea in my head! I swear!

And it was such a good fic too!

Notes:

Ah yes, you're regularly scheduled angst, as promised.

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*your

Sam knew what she was talking about when she said fanfic isn't like real life.

Are you really gonna trust a fanfic written by "gothic_manslayer"?

Is this fic even tagged as angst? ...let's start over.






































Jazz the Spazz

jazz
i have a question
whatsup
hypothetically if i were to tell mom and dad i was a half gohst
how do you think i should go about it
hypothetically
omg danny are you gonna do it???
hypothetically
also im literally upstairs you can just come up to my room to ask
but also its been a whole year since quarantine started.
and its sTILL a secret
i mean ive always wanted to tell them
so... yeah
hey just bc its been a whole year, doesnt mean you have to tell them
but if that is what you want to do, then i got your back
do you want me there when you tell them?
no, i wanna do this myself.
i feel like i have to.
dont feel like you have to do anything
but what i wanted to ask was
any tips???
okay so its true mom and dad havent been as anti phantom as they used to be
but you still have to take it slow
maybe instead of talking about ghosts specifically
talk to them about yourself a little
then when the conversation seems to be going smoothly, you can tell them
okay
makes sense
that gives me an idea
thanks jazz

Hey Mom, hey Dad, I -

I have something really important to tell you but-

-before I do that I thought we could play a game.

A game? I love games!

We're all ears, Danny.

(Okay, Jazz has used this before, so I should give it a try, too.)

2 truths and a lie!

1: I don't like eating toast for breakfast.

2: I got a C in my last English test

3: I have someone I want you to meet.

So, which one do you think is the lie?

Definitely the toast one! The Jack Fenton Toast-O-Meter makes the best toast ever!

Jazz was helping you study for English, so that one has to be true...

Um, actually. That's the lie. I got an B in my last English test!

Oh congra-

After failing 3 tests in a row I mean, but hey, it's all in the past!

Oh Danny...

Attaboy, Son!

Wait! This means you don't like Fenton toast?

Well,... it's good but it gets boring after eating it everyday and-

My last statement - I want you both to meet someone! That's true too!

I actually want you to meet...Phantom.

!

!

It can be hard to talk to you guys about some stuff. Ghost stuff.

And I'm sorry I waited so long to tell you about this.

I know you have your differences, and you just tolerate Phantom now, but he - how do I say this?

He puts the "fun" in "funeral"!

...

...

Okay I'll just -

Danny are you...dating the ghost boy?

Uh, well, actually -

Oh, that is a lot to take in. I can see why you chose to tell us like this.

...

Is THAT why you've been failing English?!













I'm sorry, did your parents not approve?

Not for the reasons I thought they would.

Let me just...try that again. Differently.

Notes:

Danny you had 1 job.

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Danny, you just needed to say 1 thing 2 your parents. 3 words. 4 this to be over.

Clearly you did not understand the assignment

Let's start over.






































Tucker

hey tuck
i need another opinion
are you writing fanfic
no not yet
but i wanna ask a different question
a serious question
oh wow, almost perfect grammar. this must be serious.
how should i break the news to my parents that im half ghost
if it were you how would you do it?
cuz i dont want them to... freak out you know
oh man thats hard
wait i do have an idea
oh? tell
you know how your parents inventions always wig out near you
use that as a starting point
tell your parents you know why the inventions target you
and then...you know...demonstrate
use technology to start my story for me huh?
what if they misunderstand
then backpedal and claim ectocontamination
since your parents are scientists, theyll accept scientific evidence
you just have give them enough evidence to favor your conclusion
that..
sounds like a good idea, actually
thanks tuck!
no prob friend, lemme know how it goes!



Hey Mom! Hey Dad!

Sweet, You're already in the lab!

Hey Danny! Needed something down here?

Yeah! You know how a lot of your ghost weapons malfunction around me, or target me?

I might know why, and I wanted to explain it to you both

Oh?

Yeah, let me show you with one of your tracking devices.

Do you have the Fenton Boo-merang around?

We dismantled a while ago, to try to fix it and salvage it for parts actually.

Our working theory was that it registered a lot of ectoplasmic contamination and returned a false positive sometimes.

Well, do you have any other inventions that you were planning to take apart?

Could try one of those.

Well, there is the Fenton Bearer - never did get that one working.

It should be all the way in the back, Danny.

Got it, thanks!

Yeah I've never seen this one before. What does it do, turn a ghost into a bear?

No, I spelled the word 'bare' wrong on it. It's supposed to-

Ah! Where's my -?

...Phantom?!

...show a ghost's 'bare' truth. That's what it's supposed to do...

How did you-?!

Wait is that...Jack Fenton branded underwear?!

I'm!! I-!! It wasn't supposed to be like this!

This is so embarassing!!

Are you...Danny?

So our inventions... worked?

Always worked?













Aww that wasn't so bad

I was dying of embarrassment! Literally!

Don't tell me you weren't dying of second hand embarassment.

Okay, I won't.

I told myself I wouldn't be caught dead in that underwear! Ever!

But somehow I was! I can't believe it!

Notes:

The Bare Necessities.

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Okay I love time travel as much as you readers...But man...the second hand embarassment...

Danny are you sure you're passing English?

I'm technically not supposed to, but do you want me to make any time-stasis bubbles for extra study time?

This loop makes me think you need it.





































Nah I don't need to ask anyone for advice

Who knows me better than me?

They just need to see me transform.



Hey Mom, Dad? Can you guys come in the living room? There's something I need to show you.

Sure Danny! Be right there!

(Should I start out as Fenton? Or as Phantom? Which would have a better effect?)

(I mean it's not like they've never seen Phantom around the house - and - )

Here, Danny! Where are you?

Ah-!

(What's Phantom doing here?)

I have a confession! I'm the ghost boy!

Um... We know?

You do?

I mean, it's pretty obvious?

It is?! Why didn't anyone figure it out? Why didn't you say anything?

What's there to say?

So you're not mad? Or upset?

I'm just confused. What are you doing in our house?

No obviously I li-

Oh.

OH.

I'm a ghost.

Yes. we established that earlier.

Is this some ghost version of April Fool's? That was a few days ago.

I- I messed up.













Clockwork! I need to -

"Try that again"? Are you sure?

Yes! I don't want any misunderstandings!

This probably wouldn't have happened if I had 2 extra seconds to just see myself in the mirror!

But there's no mirrors in the living room!

Mirror mirror on the wall, whos the fairest of them all?

Notes:

Danny pls.

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Even the author is speechless.

Okay this was probably my favorite loop.

Too bad it wasn't the one that worked.

Let's start over.






































Jazz the Spazz

jazz
why does everything i ever try end in disaster
i cant ever succeed
are you okay
where are you rn
in my room
ill come over



Danny, is everything okay?

So I've been trying to tell Mom and Dad that I'm... you know

That I'm a half ghost. That I'm Phantom.

And... how did it go?

I've tried telling them so many times, Jazz.

But I mess up, a lot. So... I used time travel to undo it.

Wait you can TI-!

Nevermind.

What have you tried so far? What happened that you had to undo it?

I've tried approaching them as Fenton, I've tried approaching them as Phantom.

They keep misunderstanding or I do something wrong and then I go back in time to fix it so that I can start over again

I have to do this right. I don't want Mom and Dad to be... embarrassed by me.

...

Mom and Dad are -

Sure I've made mistakes, but I want them to be proud of me. First impressions matter, and I'll try as many times as it takes to make a good one.

I wanna tell them that I, Danny Fenton, am the ghost boy Danny Phantom, and I don't want them to shoot at me or freak out about it. Is that too much to ask?



Mom, Dad ...! How much -

Um! Uh...that was just... something I was practicing for school!

That didn't sound like it was for school

Are you really, ...?

...

...yeah

And we shot at you?

We... shot at Phantom. Tried to capture him all the time.

And that was you! Somehow, I don't know how!

But that means we hurt you, didn't we?

Oh, Danny I'm so sorry I wish we-

This is also what I was afraid of!

It's not your fault! It was just a misunderstanding!

Okay I'll just start over and try again and -

Danny wait! You don't have to start over! Please!

We are proud of you!

We were never embarrassed by you.

And while we still hunt ghosts, we've stopped actively hunting Phantom. We recognized the good he was doing for Amity Park.

The actions you took as Phantom probably make more sense now that we know you were behind it.

It's been months since we've last hunt ghosts anyway.

Oh my goodness it's been months! Danny you've been a ghost for so long!

...half ghost, actually

What does that even mean?

Danny, Mom and Dad would have freaked out a little bit when they found out, no matter what.

And that's okay. What matters is what happens after the freak out.

There's a lot we don't know about all this, but we can figure it out, together.

Thanks Mom, Thanks Dad. And thanks, Jazz.

Speaking of together.

Do you think we could figure this out with a together + 1?

What do you mean?

I mean, there's another half ghost, and she has no where to go, so I thought...

It'd be nice for her to stay with us. As part of our family.

It'll make more sense when you meet her.





A few hours later





Elle, we're here

Um... hi there

She looks just like...!

Like Jazz when she was younger!

Like she could be your sister or cousin!

And just like me, she's a half ghost too.

What happened to you, to turn you into a half ghost?

It's... a long story.

...

...

Elle, Danny tells us you don't have anywhere to go, is that true?

Uh, technically, yes.

Why "technically"?

I stayed with Vl- with a crazy fruitloop. Left a few months ago. Been traveling around the world and the ghost zone since.

That's no way for a young girl to live! You should be in school, get bear hugs, and lots of fudge and -

Elle, would you like to stay with us? As a Fenton?

You don't have to tell us right away, how you came to be a half ghost -

- or at all!

But whatever that means, we can stand by your side and help

I'd love that!

Sorry it took so long, Elle.

Welcome home.

(Okay, it's been a few days since the first dose of that ghost vaccine.)

(Frostbite thought I'd get a mild fever, but it wasn't that bad.)

(And I feel better now. So today's the day!)

I'm finally gonna tell Mom and Dad that I'm half ghost and,...

I'm just-

-really nervous

(Deep breaths, deep breaths)









(Okay.)

(It'll be okay.)

I hope I dont mess it up

Worst case scenario I guess I could ask Clockwork's help to undo it?

Hopefully I won't have to.

(Okay, but before I go...)

(Maybe I should... ask someone for advice?)

Notes:

Which was your favorite route? Thanks for reading!

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You'll have to finish reading first.

Click one of the routes to go
through the story.

Hold your applause until the end!





































Notes:

Elle adoption! And it only took time travel and several attempts at an identity reveal to make it happen.

...Yes this is the real author's note this time!!! You've reached the end of the CYOA segment and should be able to add comments now!!

I hope you had as much fun reading this as I did writing it!

A huge thanks to jihnari for letting me fling ideas off them and talk the technical details out! This was inspired and made possibly by gifbots work - specifically Colossal Cave Adventure and Tabbing Experiment - as well as La_Temperanza's guide for making a CYOA fic. Check out their other ao3 tutorials as well

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EDIT: 11/9 fixed minor typos. minor edit to ch4, and the sam route of this chapter for a little something extra ;)

EDIT 2: theres 1 more ch to this fic! Be sure to read that next ch after this one.

Chapter 7: Summer 2021 (game)

Summary:

elle adoption! everyone enjoys their summer as the end(?) of quarantine approaches.

also, danny tries his hand at hacking vlads computer. it goes well.

Notes:

there is a segment thats kinda wide, but should be viewable on most phone screens. if not, try turning your phone sideways. Sry.

also this chapter is a bit of an interactive game and involves... clicking things... but also... typing things...

Some fonts may load weird but it shouldn't be too bad, its only in a couple spots.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text


Fruit Loop

wow you really are a fruit loop crazy stuff. uhhhh dont mind me yeeting a few useful files off your server anyway, dont bother me and i wont tattle on you, simple as that.
Observations and notes taken while attempting to create a sentient and self sustainable half ghost clone by Vlad Masters
see other Vlad co documents for equipment purchased and used

Attempt 1:
Created a ghost duplicate using my powers, and ordered the duplicate to shapeshift into the a young Danny Fenton Duplicate failed to shape shift. Refused to shapeshift. Of course part of me refused to submit myself for myself How can a clone-son love me if even I can't love me? Attempt 2:
Created a ghostly duplicate with much less physical and mental capabilities than before Its ability to hold my thoughts, values, and memories were questionable. It's obvious that it has an inferior version of my powers instead of his. It's too similar to me. Is this self-cest? I need a blank slate Attempt 3:
acquired Fenton dna from hair strands off a comb. amplified and sequenced the dna using PCR replaced the dna of the HeLa cells with the sequenced Fenton dna (via CRISPr) and allowed the cells to grow cell line shortly died. Attempt 4:
bathed the dna sample in ectoplasm before PCR dna seemingly more stable. HeLa cell line still died Attempt 5:
Attempted to reanimate dead HeLa cell line with an ectoshock Cells began to divide and proliferate. Injected dividing cells into a blob ghost. Cell line proliferated. Created several "ghosts" Varying levels of self sufficiency, power, stability Well they make for good minions. Reduces the mental load Attempt ???:
Purchased embryonic stem cells using VladCo funds. Overshadowing would have been too suspicious during the acquisition. Memory gaps in the the overshadowed victims would have immediately raised the alarm for ghost activity and made future acquisitions difficult. Managed to create 1 stable half ghost embryo using the sequenced dna Should get more embryonic stem cells for future studies preferably from when Maddie was pregnant, if it exists. Artificially accelerated the half ghost embryo to adolescent development. Organism shows differentiation into a female - a closer look at the sequenced dna shows incomplete sequences and environmental impurities Need to acquire a purer dna sample, preferably from spit or snot. His ghost sense will know I'm coming from a mile away perhaps possible to sneak in when he's gone, with strategically placed Fenton spy feed.

DNA analysis of Elle Fenton - performed by Jack and Madeline Fenton

Danny provided us with a partially redacted document written by the person responsible for creating Elle. We don't know who (a human? a ghost?) created Elle or why, but we have some idea how.

Any scientist worth their salt would know that using anything less than Pluripotent Stem Cells would not differentiate into a fully formed organism. Of course, this scientist must have broken a lot of ethical (and legal) laws to acquire any amount of Pluripotent Stem cells so they must already have a few screws loose. They're also incredibly unorganized in their note taking process.

Similar to the described methods, we amplified and sequenced Elle's DNA using PCR. We did the same for Danny and Jazz's DNA as well, for a baseline to compare against.
Genetic Similarities between:         83% Elle and Danny         61% Elle and Jazz         45% Danny and Jazz On average, full siblings possess 50% of their genes with each other. Of course, more than and less than 50% genetic similarity is possible (in the case of identical twins, 100% of their genes are similar). While Elle's DNA is an incomplete copy of Danny's genes, she has more genetic similarity to Jazz than Danny does. This indicates that the DNA sample she originated from was most likely impure - we share combs in this house and the hair could have easily been from 2 or more people.

It is also possible that the self healing nature of Ectoplasm healed her at the molecular level, filling in her missing base sequences before she was even born and allowing her to be a biological stable person. There is a lot we do not know about ectophysiology and how Elle's own physiology affects her growth and development, but we will continue to monitor and document for future reference.

However Elle came to be, we are glad she came into our lives.


Fentonworks

Danny added ELLE to FentonWorks
ELLE
omg finally!!!!!!
Mom
glad to have you here elle!
Dad
we still have to finish filling out some other paperwork
but in the meantime, you kids have fun!
ELLE

Jazz the Spazz
YAAYYYY!!!!
ELLE

Jazz the Spazz


we should play amongus!
lets see how good elle is
Jazz the Spazz
ooh, sounds sus
*fun
Dad
sometimes i feel like you kids speak a different language


Alright you two, let's start with some training! Wow, your lab is so cool! I'll need some tools to measure and keep track of your progress. Here's a few of Mom and Dad's inventions I use sometimes Thanks Danny! Ooh what's this? The Fenton ...Bearer? What does it -? No don't touch that! ... Not a word.

Training Notes planned a few exercises for danny and elle to set a baseline for their abilities

flight speed: from casper high, to home.
Times: danny: 5:03 . elle: 6:05. much faster than driving.


flight endurance: 10 laps around amity park
Times: danny: 15:53 . elle: 17:45.


flight mobility: fly inbetween trees without phasing through them,
avoid moving / projectile objects (dads bad aim put to good use)
danny: got hit with paint 4 times. 2 tree slams.
elle: 3 hits with paint. no tree slams.


aim: firing ecto blasts at stationary and moving objects
danny: 68% accuracy stationary, 45% accuracy moving
elle: 79% accuracy stationary, 48% accuracy moving


healing factor:
not training related, but danny and elle went out for a walk yesterday and met valerie. danny had a black eye when he came back.
i was gonna give him meds and a cold compress but told me he didnt need them. black eye healed 2 hours later


post training notes
elle seemed to like it when i used a sportscaster's voice they both like it when i compare this to some anime's training arc montage continue training, try to incorporate martial arts and duplication training later.
Jazz stop taking notes and come make tiktoks with us.







Middle School Proficiency Exam for Amity Park School District Student Name: Elle Fenton Subject Proficiency Reading A- Math B- Science A- History C+ English B Notes: Elle has shown to have 8th grade level proficiency in Science and Reading, and a 7th grade level proficiency in Math, History, and English. It is recommended that she enroll in the 8th grade, and take subjects at 7th, 8th, or 9th grade levels depending on her ability.

Physical Examination, Amity Park School District for new students, as well as those entering: Kindergarten, Junior High, High School

Student Name: Elle Fenton
History:   No previous medical history on file.
Physical
   Height: 55''
   Weight: 85 lbs
   BP: 110/70
   Eyes: Right: 20; Left: 20

Other Health Reccommendations:
Suspected peanut allergies. Assumed unvaccinated in infancy due to missing medical history, and treated with follow up shots. No medications but recommended to take some daily multi vitamins. Good vision. Slightly lower weight for her age but still within acceptable parameters.

Signed: Dr. Madeline Fenton


Emergency Meeting SamMan
jazz what happened?
JazzHands
do i need a reason to just say hi to you in chat?
Phantom
um yes
JazzHands
i have tasks but i cant do them?
JazzHands
also what does vent mean
Elleven
...lets start over


Body Reported! TooFine
guys guys guys its jazz shes the imposter
SamMan
sniped before he could tell us
Phantom
alright where was everyone this time
JazzHands
i was near some control panel?? idk this map v well
SamMan
she was by admin so she isnt even lying
TooFine
only jazz could pull off the noob defense so flawlessly
JazzHands
well im voting against you danny
JazzHands has voted. 2 remaining. Phantom
and im voting against you jazz
Phantom has voted. 1 remaining. JazzHands
just you left elle
JazzHands
if you vote me out you're no longer my favorite sibling
Elleven has voted. 0 remaining. Elleven
sry danny
TooFine
omae wa mou, shinderu


Certificate of Adoption This is to certify that

Elle Fenton
has been formally adopted by

The Fenton Family


on: xx/xx/2021


Jack Fenton Maddie Fenton


We did it! Elle, as of today, you are legally a Fenton! We have to celebrate! What's something you've always wanted to do, Elle? I've... always wanted to watch the Olympics! In person! And they're in Tokyo this year, which was a place I've always wanted to visit too! Weab. Takes one to know one. Oh no! The Olympics are next week! Plane tickets and hotel reservations must have sold out by now! Or..., we can take the scenic route. Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy
Watching the #Olympics2021 live from tokyo! ❤ 1K Jul 23, 2021

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy
wait is it considered watching "live" if im not alive ❤ 1.2K Jul 24, 2021 500 people are talking about this

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy
listen i knew my sister was a weab but i didnt know how big a weab she was until she sang along to the demon slayer theme at the #Olympics2021 opening ceremony ❤ 2.7K Jul 24, 2021

ya like jazz???
@JazzHands
wait... @RealGhostBoy you have a sister??? ❤ 1K Jul 25, 2021

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy
@JazzHands yes. ❤ 503 Jul 25, 2021

Wes Weston
@NES_Wes
@RealGhostBoy @JazzHands please. your killing me ❤ 402 July 25, 2021

ya like jazz???
@JazzHands
@NES_Wes *you're ❤ 1K Jul 25, 2021

elle phantom
@elleventeen
oh my god @NES_Wes you cant just ask a ghost about his origin story. ❤ 3.8K July 25, 2021 1.1K people are talking about this

Wes Weston
@NES_Wes
@elleventeen @RealGhostBoy oh my god they're multiplying ❤ 407 July 25, 2021

procrastinator
@procrastination
❤ 5.8K July 26, 2021 700 people are talking about this

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy
wow live action haikyuu looks great but wheres the flashbacks to the training camp arc??? ❤ 1.8K July 27, 2021

elle phantom
@elleventeen
they cant do slowmo camera pans on archery shots like they do in anime... @RealGhostBoy do you think CW can time travel to let us have a better look? ❤ 3.8K July 27, 2021 1.4K people are talking about this

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy
@elleventeen no. ❤ 1K July 27, 2021

elle phantom
@elleventeen
okay these olympic athletes are convincing me that one piece is the next thing to watch on my list. ❤ 2.8K July 28, 2021

elle phantom
@elleventeen
hey those sailor moon gymnasts??? look amazing??? team uzbekistan i want a uniform in my size. ❤ 9.2K July 28, 2021 1.7K people are talking about this

Danny Phantom
@RealGhostBoy
ah yes the gold medal that matters the most ❤ 10.8K July 29, 2021 8.2K people are talking about this

Wow those athletes are amazing! They must train really hard! And they dont even have powers! We can't let up on our training either! Like, imagine if a giant asteroid hurtled towards earth or something Since you and I can fly, and we're pretty strong, we're basically the first line of defense for the planet! Really? Us, and not NASA, or the international space station? Okay, you're right. Ghosts fighting against an asteroid is pretty dumb. If I weren't a ghost, I would have tried studying to be an astronaut. Not sure NASA accepts any ghost applicants - But we can still fly into space! If I weren't a half ghost, I guess I would have tried out sports. It's kinda why I wanted to watch the Olympics! Oh wow! I don't think Jazz or I kept up with the Olympics or sports in any way. It's nice to learn a bit more about my little sister everyday. Danny, do you remember that Josh Fight from a couple months ago? Where everyone named Josh fought in a pool noodle battle to be the superior Josh? Yeah it was hilarious! It was! But, I also remember thinking it was stupid. Because I used to think I'd have to fight you one day, to be the superior "Danny". I don't think that anymore! Promise! But I hate that I ever did. Elle, you don't have to be the best "Danny" or... best anything! You don't even have to be Olympic levels "best in the world" You just have to be the best version of yourself that you can be. Or at least try. Try to be better than you were yesterday. I feel like I'm still figuring that out. Who I am. That's okay. I'm still figuring it out too. And, it's okay to take breaks while figuring yourself out. Know your limits. Jazz helped me figure that one out. Yeah, I'm my own person and not the person I was cloned from, But I'm glad you guys are beside me while I figure it all out.
stars and magical
@butterfly_star
the weabs from the afterlife are here to cheer on the weabs in the #Olympics2021... we love to see it. ❤ 30.3K July 29, 2021 20.7K people are talking about this

Training Notes 2 continued training elle and dannys ghost powers.

flight speed: from casper high, to home.
Times: danny: 4:57 . elle: 5:05.


flight endurance: 10 laps around amity park
Times: danny: 15:13 . elle: 16:35.


flight mobility: fly inbetween trees without phasing through them,
avoid moving / projectile objects - this time, sam and tucker shot at them with paint guns. they have better aim.
danny: got hit with paint 7 times. 1 tree slam.
elle: 5 hits with paint. no tree slams.


duplication: create a (shadow?) clone to help assist in battle. danny insists its possible and they should practice.
danny was able to create a single clone that stayed stable for 30 seconds before "releasing his hold". elle managed to create one that lasted 45 seconds.
apparently they know which ones are "real"?


post training notes
invite sam and tucker for training more often danny and elle are motivated by the competition they give each other to improve as fast as they can both showed a decent amount of improvement overall - though each has different strengths than the other devise training strategies for teleportation and overshadowing
Jazz if your you're reading this you owe me $20
-Danny
-Elle










Families of Amity Park,

With the social distance mandate becoming more relaxed and vaccines becoming more available, all schools in Amity Park will start the upcoming school year with a hybrid learning model, alaternating between in person and online attendance. Students must show proof of vaccination and wear face masks at all times, until further notice from the CDC.

Measures will be taken to maintain social distnace parameters even when students are attending in person classes. Lunch will not be cooked in the cafeteria without a prior headcount, so please fill out the appropriate documentation if students intend to get food from the school.

It has been a long quarantine, and we hope everyone has done their best to for their own health and for others.

We look forward to seeing our students in person again.

- Principal Ishiyama
Danny! Jazz! Elle! Come on, we're gonna be late! I'm ready! I'm coming! It's not like it's the first day of school, Mom, don't worry! Nonsense! Elle doesn't even have a cute backpack! And while we're at it, we should make sure all you kids are stocked up on your school supplies too!

✨Star✨

star STAAARRR THERES 2 OF THEM what TWO PHANTOMS THERES A GIRL ONE shoRTER and ponytailed how did i miss this paulie.... its 3 am and we have school tomorrow oh thank god they're siblings huhhh this expands the phantom lore by a tonnn and maybe this will make our games of 'kiss marry kill' during phanclub meetings more interesting we can finally stop using the box ghost as an option what do you think star star? we have in person school tomorrow just tell me in a few hours oh yeah forgot about that.

Fruit Loop

what documents do you have on dani from when you made her. depends on whos asking and how much they're willing to pay whats it to you well, i just thought that info would be useful for elles care and stuff cuz shes gonna be staying w us and no prior medical records in existence you know no no what no i wont give you anything i have. give her back. oh so now you care. do i need to remind you that you still need a 2nd dose of that ghost vaccine i gave you? a 2nd dose that i never gave you yet? did you think id inject an unknown drug into myself without analyzing it at the molecular level so you ripped it apart molecule by molecule got it you cant use the 'ghost vaccine' as a bargainning chip. you lost that advantage when you offered me a single dose and ive already synthesized another i will give you no documentation on the creation of a ghost clone.



Ghostbusters

ugh, the fruitloop is being difficult Tucker Foley
you want me to hack him for you?
he might see that coming. i have a better idea.



Fruit Loop

i didnt want to say this but i guess i have no choice remember our truce? i keep your secret you keep mine? well, my parents know my secret now. so whats stopping me from telling my parents that YOU'RE a half ghost? daniel daniel pls dont do this i cant give you anything on danielle because those documents dont exist anymore i dont believe you. give me what you have and i wont expose you to mom and dad. your playing a dangerous game. *you're you know what, just gonna hop on your server real quick. your friend may be good but my security is better. i cant lift a hand against you but i CAN against him i never said it was tucker who was gonna hack your server. what can your firewalls do against a ghost? besides i know what im looking for this time this time?!


Notes:

if you're stuck after clicking 'start hacking' (you may have to give it a moment to load) heres a walkthrough (hover over to see) in increasing order of spoileriness

1. Look in the trash for a password hint.
2. type the password 'iLov3Maddie' to view the Documents folder
3. Download all the files in the Research directory and click 'leave server' in order to read the rest of the fic
4. if you're still stuck and/or want to skip that whole file browser view click here

okay, rest of the end note

  • once again thank you so much to jihnari for letting me bat ideas and technical details back and forth with you! im not sure the file browser would exist in this form if not for our brainstorming.
  • i may attempt tutorials some day but in the mean time ive dumped this whole fic onto github, which means theoretically what ive done should be replicable by anyone. understandable? who knows.
  • if you want to scream about html / css / social media fics / fics in general you can find me on tumblr and also my discord server i guess (i do lurk on the general phandom servers too)
  • its crazy to think how much the gimmicks (and 'plot') for this fic evolved from when it first started to where it is now. wow. i might go take a nap.

if you've made it this far, thank you so much for reading! what were your fave easter eggs or gimmicks through out?