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Zero the hero is a S-class maverick hunter who fights alongside Mega Man X. There’s just one small problem he has. He keeps dying.

Proto man may have disliked Dr. Light, for personal backstory reasons, but he still cared deeply about Rock. Which is why he was headed for Light Laboratory. He had to worn Rock of the coming danger.

It wasn’t until Cube was put in direct danger, that Square had realized his feelings for her.

Gyro man, the dragon, had heard enough. The arguing between his older siblings had become too much for him. He ran away from the others, intending to get lost and not come back.

The beef shatters
Beef2 ham shatter

Gary, the man, the man with a plan. He was a man, and he had a plan, and no man with any plan could beat this man with his current plan.

The neural receptors are the most flexible part of the elbow.

“Ah, so it is you who called us here,” Grimm said. “Yep, it was me who lit the lantern.” “A vessel who speaks constructively?” “Is that weird? And most bugs call me Ghost.” “Really? Most vessels can only manage grunts and screams.” “huh.” And with that their conversation ended in an awkward silence.
In another part of the world……
The once-ler has a pet snail named jerry who owns a jar o’ pickles. Even though Jerry doesn’t like pickles he does like to collect jars of all kinds and once met a guy named The Collector who had a large assortment of jars. He had bought a few jars from him. Hasn’t heard from him recently though wonder if he’s still alive “wish I could buy more of that guys jars.” Said jerry “what was that “said the once-ler “nothing.” The last he heard of that guy was a call he got saying how he found this new species of bugs called grubs and how he wanted all of them for his collection. Ted wiggans was like ahhhhhhhhhh while burning alive in the once ler’s courtyard. Jerry thought to himself “boy is that going to leave a mess.” “I am not going to clean that one up,” Jerry told the once-ler. “wonder how long there going to be looking for that one” said the once-ler “probably a month before they give up.” Said jerry.
THE END.

But we’re not done yet!

As the vessel walked from a forested area into a clearing, his path was blocked by a yokai-wolf also known as Koga. Koga turned, narrowing his eyes at the shorter vessel. “You’re the one who has killed my precious wolves? How dare you! I’ll make you pay!” As Koga rushed toward him, the vessel drew his nail. Let the battle commence!

There once was a Stalking Devout by the name of Titus. He like other Stalking Devouts lived down in Deepnest, but unlike the others he was very lonely. “Why must we live away from others? Why do they fear us so?” Titus would ask day after day. He would receive the same answer every time, “Because we are different.” All he could do was sit there in his own little corner, feeling so sad. And then one day The Knight came in to Deepnest. Titus took this as an opportunity to meet someone else. As he came upon The Knight, he called out a greeting, “Hello there!” Then faster than Titus could comprehend, The Knight whipped around, nail in hand, ready to kill him dead. “Whoa there! I didn’t mean to scare you! And I’m not going to hurt you either!” The Knight slowly lowered his nail. “What are you doing down here in Deepnest?” Titus asked, hoping he could learn more about him. “I’m looking for a Vessel Fragment,” The Knight replied simply. “Could I join you? Even after you are finished down here?” Titus asked, eager to get out of Deepnest. “My journey is not simple or easy,” Replied The Knight. “I don’t care! I just want to escape from Deepnest!” “Then I suppose I could let you join me.” Titus was ecstatic to finally have a chance to see beyond Deepnest! He and The Knight had found the fragment he was originally here for, then they continued on.

When Ghost was in the Forgotten Crossroads, he was hit by an Aspid. “God dang it!” Ghost cursed. So he killed it and moved on. But then, he was hit by another Aspid! “Stupid Aspids!” So Ghost left the Crossroads.

How did she end up like this? Neige was just a reporter for Neo Arcadia but after everything that has happened, she finds herself caught in the midst of a war. And now she is providing The Resistance with intel.

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Hiccup’s friend Fishlegs shattered. Hiccup was never going to find all his pieces again.

Hiccup was riding a new type of dragon called a Clear Wing. But he failed and plunged into the icy depths of the ocean. He drowned.

A cut building fell on Cutman’s head.

Geminiman was having a peaceful, and he talking to his clones. One the clones was painting a pitiful picture. And then BOOM, jack Williom the guy with the fancy car. Then suddenly dragons erupted from the earth.

The man and the harmonica. Yugi moto and metal man.

Zero is walking down the road and he drops his cookies. Later X comes and picks up the dropped cookies. He says, “These are some good-looking cookies.” X walks in a building but before he can eat one of the cookies, Zero drops down from the ceiling. And then he swipes the cookies back. He says “WoJiFgiKeaj;UosGiH’osG;Oh YOU STEALING MY COOKIES!!!”

One day Myoga was wondering around, not knowing where he was or how he got there. Then suddenly a jar came down upon him.

The engineer is engie here!

Sentence please!

Stressman, buy one today!!

One day Bass is walking around and trips. When he hits the ground, he falls apart. Gemini man walks by and sees bass’s parts on the ground. And he says I guess I have to carry him back in pieces again.

Chet gets rekted.

Cilvilen#1 was entering the building. When all of a sudden, he was punched in the face by Civilan#2! With blood spewing from his nostrils, Civiian#1 dodged the second punch, and threw a punch of his own. With Civioan#2 knocked out, Civiluan#1 is the victor!

Charmy the bee, the S-rank maverick hunter, likes to wear a scarf. He fights the wrinkle brainers (smart people).

Evil sonic, depressed tails, eggman saves the world.