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Taeyong has added Taeil, Johnny, Yuta, Kun, Doyoung, Ten, and 11 more

Taeyong has named the chat NCT 2020

Taeyong

Kun add Yangyang Xiaojun and Henry 

Kun

Who’s Henry

Chenle

Yeah Taeyong who’s hEnRy

Taeyong

*Jendery you know what I mean

Chenle

jEnDeRy

Taeyong 

*HENDERY

Kun has added Yangyang, Hendery, and Xiaojun

Yangyang has changed his name to Yangx2

Yangx2

Everyones names are so boring

Chenle

Yo Hendery, Taeyong called you Henry then jEnDeRy 

Hendery

Im hurt 😢

Taeyong

Moving on! Does anyone have Shotaro or Sungchans number?

Yuta

I have Shotaro’s

Mark

Why do y’all have to make a group chat for everything?

Yuta has added Shotaro

Jungwoo has added Sungchan

Yangx2

Is anyone going to change their names or do I have to do it for you

Yangx2 has changed Chenle’s name to Dolphin

Yangx2 has changed Kun’s name to Old man 

Old man

YA!!!!!!!

Old man has changed his name to Kun

Winwin has changed Kun’s name to Sleepy

Yangx2 has changed Sleepy’s name to Old man

Old man has changed his name to Kun

Dolphin has changed Kun’s name to Old man

Dolphin

Your not escaping this one old man

Old man

FINE😡😡😡😡😡😡

Dolphin has changed Winwin’s name to Loselose

Mark

Is anyone going to answer my question?

Dolphin

No

Dolphin has changed Mark’s name to Big head 3

Big head 3

There’s no use in changing it back is there

Dolphin

Nope

Yangx2 has changed Hendery’s name to Donkey

Donkey has changed Yangx2’s name to Sheep

Sheep

fair enough

Dolphin has changed Taeyong’s name to JeNdErY

JeNdErY

What did I do to get bullied like this?

Dolphin

Absolutely nothing 😈

JeNdErY has changed Dolphin’s name to Dolphin devil

Taeil has changed his name to Moon

Dolphin devil has changed Doyoung's name to Rabbit

Dolphin devil has changed Lucas's name to Giant baby

Jaemin has changed his name to Nana

Dolphin devil

BORING

Sheep has changed Ten's name to WhErE's My HaIr?

Jungwoo has changed his name to UwU

Haechan has changed his name to Sunshine

Dolphin devil has changed Renjun's name to Shoulder gangster

Dolphin devil

Johnny we know your lurking

Yuta has changed his name to Osaka prince

Loselose has changed Osaka prince's name to Osaka not prince

Osaka not prince

:(

Shotaro has changed his name to Otter

Jeno has changed his name to Nono

Dolphin devil

Even more BORING

Dolphin devil has changed Nono's name to No jam

Dolphin devil has changed Jisung’s name to It’s Chenji not Jicheng

It's Chenji not Jicheng

...

you know I hate you right

Dolphin devil

😇😇😇

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It's Chenji not Jicheng has changed JeNdErY’s name to Mom

Sunshine

Who the fuck set the stove on fire?!?!?!

No jam

I don’t know I’m not even in the dorms

Nana

I’m actually a good cook

Dolphin devil

I don’t even live with y’all

Big head 3

I’m at 127’s dorm

Shoulder gangster

I’m with Chenle

Sunshine

...

It’s Chenji not Jicheng

...

Sunshine

JISUNGGGGGGGGGG

It’s Chenji not Jicheng

Gotta blast

Mom

This is what I have to deal with everyday 🤦

Johnny

On that note who tf put moss in my shoes

Dolphin devil

On that note your name is still boring af 

Johnny

I don’t care

Who put moss in my shoes we need to have a talk

Sunshine

...

i-its prank d-day?

WhErE’s My HaIr?

WHO PUT FRUIT IN MY CEREAL

WHO CHANGED MY NAME

Johnny

HAECHAN YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

WhErE’s My HAIR has changed his name to Nine

Shoulder gangster

Since we're already pranking each other...

Mom

I don't like where this is going

Shoulder gangster

I've always wanted to do a prank war!

It's Chenji not Jicheng

Sounds like a great idea to me

Osaka not prince

I'm in

Old man

Nope nope nope that's a terrible idea

Mom 

I agree with Kun, that's a terrible idea

Rabbit

As long as dispatch doesn't get called I don't care what you guys do

Shoulder gangster

I think we've tired out Doyoung kids!

Moon

Why did I just hear a scream that sounded suspiciously like Haechan?

Dolphin devil

Don't worry that's just Johnny strangling Haechan

Also, I'm all in for prank wars!

Dolphin devil has changed Jaehyun's name to Jeffrey

Jeffrey

Why u gotta do me like that?

Count me in for the prank wars

Sunshine

A prank war sounds like a great idea!

Johnny

Get back over here you little shit

Old man

You know what? I could use this to get back at Ten so I change my mind. I'm in

Nine

Bet

You'd just get pranked left and right

I'm in

Mom

Nooooooooooo this is a terrible idea

What if someone blows up a building and we all get money deducted from our paychecks?

Dolphin devil

I'd love to blow up SM

Mom

Nope that's a very very bad idea

Shotaro

That sounds fun! We should have teams!

Sheep

I call Haechan and Ten!

Sunshine

Sounds good!

I want Mark too!

Osaka not prince

I call Shotaro Mark and Winwin

Sungchan

I call Shotaro

Sungchan

...

Sunshine

...

Osaka not prince

...

Big head 3

Shouldn't I get to decide where I go?

Sunshine

Pick me!!!!!!!!!

Osaka not prince

Pick meeeeeeeeee

Big head 3

I pick...

Neither

Jaehyun and Johnny wanna be on a team?

Sunshine

:(

Osaka not prince

:(

Jeffrey

Sounds good to me

Johnny

Me too

Xiaojun

Hendery Yangyang left us

Donkey

Chenle you want to replace Yangyang?

Sheep

HEY!!!

Dolphin devil

Sounds good to me

Big baby

Can I join?

Donkey

Sure

Shoulder gangster

Norenmin unite!

No jam

What's norenmin

Shoulder gangster

You really are no jam

jeNO RENjun jaeMIN

No jam

Well excuse me for not reading fanfiction

Mom

Renjun you read FANFICTION?!?!?!

Shoulder gangster

...

n-no

Mom

*sigh*

Sunshine

Did you just sigh over text?

Mom

What if I did?

I guess nothing I say will make you guys not do this prank war so...

It's Chenji not Jicheng

I'm inviting myself to the Norenmin team

UwU

I'm here what did I miss?

Dolphin devil

Scroll up

UwU

... all that's left are the parents of the teams ...

Anyone willing to take me in?

Dolphin devil

Join us we could use an extra set of hands and brains

UwU

Yay! Now I'm not stuck with the parents!

Shoulder gangster

So we've got Yangyan Ten and Haechan

Shotaro Winwin Sungchan and Yuta

Johnny Jaehyun and Mark

Chenle Hendery Lucas Jungwoo and Xiaojun

Renjun Jeno Jaemin and Jisung

And Taeyong Taeil Kun and Doyoung

Dolphin devil

Sounds about right!

Moon

When did I consent to this

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Shoulder gangster

Let the prank wars begin

Mom

I am not looking forward to this

Chenle made a new group chat

Chenle has added Jungwoo, Lucas, Hendery, and Xiaojun

Chenle

Alright what's our first course of action?

I rather want to prank Kun first

Xiaojun

We have three wayv dorm residents, one 127 dorm resident, one dream dorm resident, and zero u dorm residents.

Doesn't look like we're pranking U dorm anytime soon.

Chenle

There's only 2 U dorm residents in all so I think they're safe from slime showerheads.

Lucas

Slime showerheads? Kun's going to kill us.

Chenle

I won't be there for it so idc

Jungwoo

If we're doing slime showers then we have to do it on a free day because after practices there's not enough time to do it without it (the slime) coming out before practice and if we do it before practice someones going to be late because of the slime and I don't think any one of us wants to get in trouble with the choreographer.

Chenle

Alright free day it is

In the mean time we should plan stuff we can do on regular days too

Like an ice bucket of water when you open the shower door

Xiaojun

Ya'll are savage

NCT 2020

Mom

Please keep the pranks relatively harmless because I don't want to wake up to someone's life in danger because someone put superglue in the water

Dolphin devil

Fine

Taeyong has made a new group chat

Taeyong has added Taeil, Kun, and Doyoung

Kun

If you see cookies in the practice rooms don't eat them they're salted

Taeil

Got it

Taeyong

I'm staying out of this goodbye

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Yangyang has made a new group chat

Yangyang has added Ten and Haechan

Yangyang

Why the hell are the cookies in the practice room salty?

Blech they taste terrible

Haechan

Looks like they started already and we hadn't even made a groupchat yet

YANGYANG

Ten

Any ideas yet?

Yangyang

I want to get back at whoever made the cookies salty

Haechan

That's probably either Kun, Doyoung, Chenle, or Jaemin

Ten

I want to go for Kun first plus two of us live in the WayV dorm so perfect

Yangyang

You did not just say pUrfect

Ten 

What if I did

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Sheep has changed Nine's name to Cat

Cat

I'm going to kill you

Old man

Please don't I don't want to have another noise complaint filed in

Yangyang Ten and Haechan

Ten

I have an idea

Lets fill the dream dorm with sticky notes

Because none of us live there

Haechan

Sounds like a great idea

Except for when are we going to do that?

Ten

Well since your part of dream you should have the dream dorm keycode right?

When dream is out practicing, me and yangyang are going to go in and do it

Yangyang

Sounds good except for one thing

How tf are we going to get the sticky notes in and do it fast enough so that the dreamies don't come back before we finish?

Ten

Well to get the sticky notes in, we can just put them all in a backpack. There should be enough space

For the fast enough part... Idk

We can just practice in our rooms I guess

Haechan

What about me?

Yangyang

Your apart of dream so you can't join

Haechan

:(

Johnny has made a new group chat

Johnny has added Mark and Jaehyun

Mark

The cookies in the practice room taste terrible!

Johnny

What'd they taste like?

Mark

It tasted like instead of sugar there was salt added

Jaehyun

I tried them earlier too

It seems that the other teams have already started

Mark

Sooo

I was thinking we could fill one of the other dorms with balloons

Mark

I was thinking the dream dorms since I have the keycode and none of us live there so we won't have to deal with the aftermath

Jaehyun

Nice except for how are we going to get that many balloons there without arousing suspicion?

Mark

Idk I was hoping you would know

Johnny

Well we could always get a truck with balloons and make rounds in and out

Mark

Nah that would be too obvious

On a second thought that was the best idea so far

Jaehyun

That was the only idea so far

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Shoulder gangster

WHO PUT SALT IN THE COOKIES

Sheep

You ate them too?

Big head 3

I know right? The taste is still in my mouth

I think my tongue is bleeding from the amount of salt in them

Sheep

I'm pretty sure the "powdered sugar" on top of them is powdered salt and there was salt added instead of sugar

Taeyong Taeil Kun and Doyoung

Taeyong

I thought you said you were going to make cookies with salt on them not burn our tongues off with cookies that have more salt in them than the sea

Kun

Oh come on there wasn't even that much salt on them

Doyoung

Oh so that's why you asked for our salt 

Taeil

Did you not check your phone?

Doyoung

No

Taeyong

*Sigh*

At least you didn't eat them

I tried one out of curiosity and my tongue feels disconnected

Scratch that

I can't feel my tongue

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Renjun has made a new group chat

Renjun has added Jeno, Jaemin, and Jisung

Renjun

Do you guys know who made the salt cookies?

Jeno

No why?

Renjun

I want to make them regret being alive

Maybe that's a bit much

I want to make them regret making those cookies

Jaemin

Nope no idea

In the mean time

Whos got ideas

Renjun

I was thinking about filling someone's car with rubber ducks

Jaemin

Sounds great but where are we getting the rubber ducks

Renjun

Leave it to me

China Line gc

Renjun has kicked Sicheng and Kun out

Renjun

Hey Chenle

Chenle

Yeah

Renjun

Can I trust you not to say anything to your teammates about this?

Chenle

As long as the prank doesn't affect me

Renjun

Alright!

Jun can I borrow all of your rubber ducks?

Jun

Uhhhh

Am I getting them back?

Renjun

I don't think I can return them

Jun

Then you can have half of them

Renjun

Sounds good I'll be there tomorrow afternoon to pick them up

Minghao

How are you getting here?

Renjun

You drive me

Minghao

...

Renjun

🥺🥺🥺

Minghao

Fine

Yanan

Why the hell do you need rubber ducks

Renjun

We're doing a prank wars in NCT

Yanan

Good luck

Last time we did that Yuto accidentally set off the fire alarms

Needless to say it didn't end well and we all got in trouble

So be careful and don't smash anyone's glasses

Renjun

K

Renjun has added Sicheng and Kun

Sicheng

???

Renjun Jeno Jaemin and Jisung

Renjun

Alright I'm getting the ducks tomorrow afternoon

So we'll have to put the ducks into the car tomorrow night for the day after tomorrow's morning

Jeno

Sounds good

Renjun

Oh and also Chenle knows what we're doing so no need to hide the boxes in the dorm

Jaemin

K

Jisung u there?

Jisung

Yeah

What are we doing?

Renjun

Filling the 127 car up with rubber ducks

Since they have a schedule tomorrow

Jisung

Ok

SuperM

Taem

What is in those cookies in the practice room?

My tongue feels like it's falling off

Tyong

Uh about that...

Baby Lion

Oh shit we never told you guys

I really hope no one else ate those cookies

Ten-nyang

Oh no

Xuxi

Kun made those didn't he

Ten-nyang

Don't ask me I'm not in their team

Nini

What happened

Bacon

Cookies? What'd they taste like?

Baby lion

[Who made those by the way?]

Ten-nyang

[Don't ask me I don't know]

Tyong

[...]

Baby lion

[You know don't you]

Tyong

[Maybe]

Bacon

Can you please talk in korean we can't understand you

Xuxi

What'd they say?

Ten-nyang

Taeyong knows who made the cookies but won't tell us

Bacon

Korean please

Tyong

Well you see...

Baby lion

[Shouldn't we talk about what we want to reveal?]

Ten-nyang

[I think we can reveal the prank wars]

[One sec I'll ask Xuxi]

Tyong

[Too much English for my brain]

Xuxi

I was called?

Ten-nyang

Do you want to reveal the prank wars too the rest of SuperM?

Xuxi

Sure Idc

Ten-nyang

[He said he doesn't care]

Bacon

K

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E

A

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P

L

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A

S

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Tyong

So in NCT we're doing a prank wars right now and someone put salt in the cookies instead of sugar and the "powdered sugar" on top is actually powdered salt

Bacon

Yuck

Taem

I see

Please give my worst regards to whoever made those cookies because I can't taste anything anymore

Taeyong Taeil Kun and Doyoung

Taeyong

Kun, Taemin said fuck you

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Shotaro has made a new group chat

Shotaro has added Winwin, Sungchan, and Yuta

Shotaro

How come the others have already started and we haven't even made a group chat yet?

Yuta

Sorryyyyyy

I was just trying to find out who made those cookies

Sungchan

Any ideas

Shotaro

I've got an idea!

Glitter bombs

Yuta

Nice except for how are we going to make them

Winwin

I can do that. Seventeen once had a prank wars and Minghao and Jun made glitter bombs.

Woozi was not happy

Sungchan

Yay!

Now where do we set them off

Shotaro

I once saw a Mark Rober video where he made glitter bomb packages and they would set off when you opened the package

Winwin

Nice idea. I think I can work with that. I just gotta contact Minghao and Jun and we can work out the mechanics of that

Sicheng has made a new group chat

Sicheng has added Jun and Minghao

Sicheng

So in NCT we're doing a prank wars

Jun

And

Sicheng

And I need you guys to help me make a glitter bomb package

Minghao

Ok when

Sicheng

Will tomorrow work?

Jun

Sorry we're having someone over tomorrow (AN: Renjun)

Sicheng

The day after we have a schedule so the day after the day after the day after tomorrow at your dorm?

Minghao

Sounds good!

Shotaro Winwin Sungchan and Yuta

Winwin

I'm going to seventeen's dorm 3 days from today to figure out the mechanics of making a glitter bomb package

Who's doorstep do we put it on?

Shotaro

Can we mail it?

Winwin

Can you not put the senders address on a package put through the mail?

Shotaro

No you have to 

Winwin

Oh then we have to put it on the doorstep

Which dorm?

Sungchan

Well none of us live in the dream dorm so that would be the best place to put it if we don't want it to affect us much but since most of the groups don't have a dream member they will probably be targeted the most besides the U dorm but since not a lot of people live there, there will probably not be much going on here

We can't send it to the U dorm because only me and shotaro live there

We have one 127 member and one wayv member so there's our canidates

Yuta

Wow your smart

Winwin

In that case we should probably go for wayv because not all of 127 lives on one floor

Sungchan

Sounds good

I hope you have good acting skills then

Renjun and Minghao

Renjun

You here yet?

Minghao

Give me one second

I decided that I was going to bring all the ducks in boxes instead of you coming to our dorm

Renjun

Oh yay!

Less work for me

Minghao

You kids are just *sigh*

~

Minghao

I'm here

Renjun

Ok I'll meet you in the parking lot

Renjun Jeno Jaemin and Jisung

Renjun

Alright you kids

Jeno

We're not kids

Your the same age as us

Renjun

Irrelevent

Minghao's here with the ducks and you guys are going to help us bring the boxes inside

Jaemin

Jisung your coming too

Jisung

Why doesn't Chenle have to come?

Renjun

He's not in our group

Jisung

But he knows

Renjun

But he's not in our group

Jisung

Fine

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Renjun Jeno Jaemin and Jisung

Renjun

Alright since 127 has a schedule tomorrow we're going to put the ducks in tonight

Jeno

Where tf did Minghao get all these ducks?

Renjun

Junhui

Jeno

Where tf did Jun get all these ducks?

Renjun

He collects them

Anyway since there are two 127 cars, me and jaemin will get one of them and jeno and jisung will get the other one ok?

And if chenle asks we're executing a plan

Jisung

Why am I stuck with jaemin?

Renjun

Because I said so

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Mom

Alright who filled our car with rubber ducks?

Old man

Someone filled your car with rubber ducks?

😂 😂 😂

Mom

It's not funny we were late to our schedule because of them

UwU

I thought it was funny

Osaka not prince

But how tf did they get so many rubber ducks

Cat

You say it's funny now but your probably going to get pranked too

Old man

At least you're going to have to deal with the aftermath too since you live in the same dorms as me

Mom

No one answered my question

Dolphin devil

Do you really think someone will step up for it? This is a prank wars and the goal is not to get pranked while pranking others

Mom

So you did it?

Dolphin devil

Nope

Jungwoo Chenle Lucas Hendery and Xiaojun

Lucas

Do you know who did it Chenle?

Chenle

Yeah but I'm not telling since I promised and we have one 127 resident here

Lucas

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Chenle

N e ways

We established that we're going to do the ice water and the slime shower in the wayv dorms, now when and how

Xiaojun

Can we do one of those at the dream or 127 dorms because I really don't feel like wading through the aftermath of both pranks

Chenle

Yeah ok ice water bucket 127 dorms it is

Hendery

Don't both floors have a manager?

Chenle

Oh shit your right

But I refuse to prank the dreamies since I'm living here for the week and don't want to clean up a bunch of slime

None of us have the U dorm passcode

And we're already pranking the WayV dorms

So that leaves the 127 dorms

So which floor would be the funniest to prank and which would be the worst to prank

Jungwoo

Even though my floor has more people, I'd rather not clean up either plus it'd be funny to see Taeyong's reaction

Chenle

Alright 5th floor it is

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Mom

WHO DID THAT?

Sheep

Your going to have to give more detail than that

Mom

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW STEP UP

YOU FLOODED THE WHOLE 5TH FLOOR BATHROOM

Jungwoo Chenle Lucas Hendery and Xiaojun

Jungwoo

Oh shit I didn't mean for that to happen

Chenle

How tf did you set up that prank so fast we just talked about it an hour ago and what was it supposed to do

Jungwoo

I just meant for the water to be cold and never turn warm in the shower but it also didn't turn off when Taeyong turned it on so now the 5th floor bathroom is flooded

The 5th floor residents are coming up 5 floors to use our bathroom 

Now I feel bad

Chenle

Oh no Lucas Hendery and Xiaojun make sure that your prank doesn't malfunction

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Mom

BECAUSE OF YOU WE HAVE TO WALK 5 FLOORS UP TO USE THE FUCKING RESTROOM

BECAUSE OF YOU WE HAVE EXTRA DANCE PRACTICES

BECAUSE OF YOU OUR MANAGER IS MAD

BECAUSE OF YOU WE HAVE EXTRA SINGING CLASSES

BECAUSE OF YOU WE GOT OUR PAYCHECKS DEDUCTED FROM

Jungwoo Chenle Lucas Hendery and Xiaojun

Jungwoo

Now I feel extra bad

I didn't realize that it would do so much damage

Chenle

You didn't know it's fine we just have to make sure this doens't happen again

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Mom

BECAUSE OF YOU WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Old man

Chill

There's worse to come save your ranting for then

Mom

OH THERE DEFINITELY IS WORSE TO COME JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS

Johnny Mark and Jaehyun

Mark

The dreamies are leaving for practice now so I have to go

Get to the dream dorm quick so you guys can have time to put all the balloons in the dorm

~

Jaehyun

Alright Johnny you here?

Johnny

Yeah

You couldn't have found a better way to store all these balloons besides renting a truck and a person to drive it?

Jaehyun

Well no one had a better idea so I did it

Johnny

Holy shit this is crap ton of balloons

Jaehyun

Yeah yeah now help me get them into the dorm

Yangyang Ten and Haechan

Haechan

We dreamies are leaving for practice so you guys better not stall and get to the dorm

Yangyang

Yeah yeah we have to go now so we can "not stall and get to the dorm"

~

Yangyang

Why the hell is there a truck in front of the building

Ten

Idk

Wait is that Johnny?

Yangyang

I'm going to ask why the hell they are here

And why they have balloons

~

Yangyang

So they said they're here to prank the dreamies too and they're doing it by filling the living room with balloons

Ten

Well lets work together then since more hands makes the work faster

(AN: this is what I imagine the sticky notes to be like and this is what the balloons I imagined would be like except for the balloons would be in the air and all have a string attached)

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Shoulder gangster

Alright who filled our dorm with sticky notes and balloons

Donkey

Someone filled your dorm with sticky notes and balloons?

Pft I wish I came up with that idea

Dolphin devil

Now we have to clean it up or we get in trouble

NCT Dream excluding the sun and the weirdo

Injunie

Alright I know it wasn't my group and Chenle is to lazy to clean up all of this so he wouldn't do this

That leaves only Mark and Haechan because the rest don't have our passcode

Unless one of us or them gave the password to someone for this

But it wouldn't make sense for one of us to give the passcode because we would get pranked so it has to be one of them

Mark and Haechan both like to do stuff themselves so it is probably one of them

Or it could actually be both since 2 pranks were played on us

Jwi

So...

We get revenge on both of them?

Lele

Sounds fun

I mean I really didn't like cleaning that up

Coffee addict

But the problem is that they live on different floors

Injunie

So we prank them during a dream dance practice

Eye smile

But how about the choreographer?

Injunie

We let him in on the prank but not the prank wars since that could get us in trouble

We tell him it's a harmless fun prank we're doing leading up to Mark's birthday 

Lele

We're lucky Mark's birthday is soon

Minghao Sicheng and Jun

Sicheng

You here yet?

Minghao

I'm almost there

Jun

Yesterday me and Minghao did some research so we just need the parts now

Your paying because this is your idea and your using it

Sicheng

Alright

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NCT dream excluding the sun and the weirdo

Injunnie

Alright what’re we going to do about markhyuck?

Coffee addict

We’re going to prank them?

Jwi

No he means what’re we going to do about their honey eyes

Coffee addict

Honey eyes?

Jwi

Yes they look like honey is dripping from their eyes every time they see each other but they’re both blind and don’t realize the feeling is mutual

Coffee addict

They like each other?

Injunnie

Honey, the baby knows more than you

Jwi

I’M NOT A BABY!!!!!!!!

Lele

Whatever you say baby

Eye smile

!!!!!!!!

Jwi

Eww no

Lele

Blech I’d rather die

Jwi

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Lele

Fine I’d rather bleach my eyes

Jwi

How is that any better

Injunnie

Anyways

Jwi

We could force them to confess since they’re both blind and have to spell it out for each other

By locking them in a room together

Lele

Alright done we don’t even need dance practice to do this

Jeno has made a new group chat

Jeno has added Chenle, Jaemin, and Jisung 

Jeno 

Why is injun moping around?

Chenle

Oh my god your all blind

Jisung

He likes mark and hyuck you idiots 

Since we are making a plan to get them together he thinks he doesn’t have a chance 

Jaemin

He likes markhyuck?

Jisung

Here we go again

Polyamory exists!

I swear your all blind

You probably wouldn’t even be able to see that someone likes you if they spelled it out for you

How about we lock renjun in that room too 

Chenle

Sound good

Lets just tell the manager to tell them that there is a dance practice and just lock them in that room

Jisung

And then prank markhyuck after they come out

Chenle

Exactly

Jaemin

Sound like you’ve got everything covered

Jeno

Its kind of scary how on par with each other they are

Minghao Sicheng and Jun

Jun

So did you guys get the box home safely

Minghao

Do you not trust me or something?

Jun

I do little 8 I'm just worried

Minghao

So you don't trust me

Sicheng

Look guys I know your dating and all that shit but I'd rather not bear witness to it

Minghao

Aren't you dating someone yet?

Sicheng

Nope

Minghao

What?!?!

Don't you have a crush?

Sicheng

Yes but I'm not telling you

Minghao

Tell ussssssssssss

Sicheng has left the chat

Minghao

You can leave a chat with three people in it?

Jun

Yeah u didn't know?

Minghao

Yeah I didn't know because on an iPhone on messages you can't leave when there's three people in a chat

Jun

Well this isn't messages

Jun has left the chat

Minghao

Well ok mister rude person

Minghao has left the chat

Shotaro Winwin Sungchan and Yuta

Winwin

Guys I got the glitter bomb package!

We can put it out tomorrow becuase we have a schedule

Can someone put the glitter bomb package at the front door at like 9 am tomorrow

Yuta

I can do it! U just need to give me the package

Winwin

No thanks I'd rather not be hugged till I can't breathe

Shotaro can you do it?

Shotaro

Sure

Winwin

Alright I'll be there in like 5 minutes

Also Yuta do you mind if I go to your dorms after practice tomorrow

Because if I go to Shotaro and Sungchan's, it'll be too suspicious

Yuta

Yes yes yes yes I would never mind if you came over

Winwin

I'm making a mistake aren't I?

NCT 2020

Old man

OK WHO PUT A GLITTER BOMB PACKAGE IN FRONT OF OUR DOOR

OUR WHOLE FUCKING LIVING ROOM IS FILLED WITH PINK FINE GLITTER

Sheep

IF YOU'D ONLY AGREED TO PUT A CCTV IN FRONT OF OUR DOOR WE WOULD KNOW

Sunshine

Someone sent a glitter bomb package to you?

I wish I was that creative

Cat

I know right? Imagine how much chaos we would be able to make with that

Jeffery

Ewww get your flirting asses out of this chat

Sunshine

How tf is this flirting? 

You want to know flirting?

Jeffery

NO THANKS

~

Mom

My eyes have officially been scared by donghyuck

I hope you're happy that you've sent me to an early grave

Sunshine

Excuse me I'm not that bad

Jeffery

No you really are that bad (this is coming from a first hand experience)

Sunshine

I'm hurt

Old man

Now I know what it feels like to be ignored

Cat

You hear something?

Dolphin devil

Nope I think your just hearing the wind

Old man

Just wait till I get my hands on you

Chapter Text

Jungwoo Chenle Lucas Hendery and Xiaojun

Jungwoo

Did you guys notice that Renjun was acting a little weird at full nct practice today?

Chenle

He has a crush on markhyuck

Anyways when are we going to do the prank on WayV?

Hendery

We can do it today since we have no practice tomorrow

Xiaojun

I'm not helping ya'll set up

Lucas

Then you can go distract the others while we set up

Chenle

Why didn't we just give Jungwoo the password and take the rest of WayV out of the dorms?

Hendery

And you say that now?!

We've already got a for sure going to fail plan set up

Chenle

Just giving advice

Jungwoo

Is anyone going to say anything about renjun's crush?

Chenle

Don't worry the rest of dream has got it covered

Jungwoo

If you say so

Manager and Chenle

Chenle

Can you text all of dream and tell them there is dance practice today? All of us know there is none except for mark, hyuck, and injun. We're planning a surprise for them.

Manager

Should I be worried...?

Chenle

It's just a harmless prank

We're going to lock them in the practice room and get a surprise ready at home while they're in there

And you can let them out once I text you you can because they're going to be furious after this

Manager

I'm not going to question it then just make sure you don't get in trouble

Chenle

Ok and can you drive the car?

Manager

Who else would?

Chenle

Good point

Jeno Chenle Jaemin and Jisung

Chenle

Operation get markrenhyuck together is a go!

Jaemin

Already? All I wanted was some sleep

Chenle

Well get your lazy ass ready becuase manager hyung is going to text us all for "practice" in a few seconds

Jaemin

Alright alright

Jaemin

Do I really have to get ready? There's no practice anyway

Chenle

Well if you want markrenhyuck to come yes you do 

Jaemin

Fine

Jeno

I was sleeping

Chenle

At 3 pm?

Jeno

Don't question my sleep schedule

Dream Schedule 

Manager

I forgot to tell you guys you have practice in 20 minutes

Mark

20 MINUTES?!?!

I WAS SLEEPING HOW DO I GET READY IN 20 MINTUES

Jaemin

Bro chill, I was just sleeping too. 20 minutes is more than enough

Chenle

Jisung and I are already in the SM building you don't need to pick either of us up

Jaemin

I was wondering where Jisung was

Renjun

It's like 3 pm why do we have practice

Jaemin

Don't ask me I gotta get nono up

Renjun

Nono 🤢🤢🤢

Chenle

I swear Jaemin and Jeno are the blindest people on this planet

Renjun

I know right?

~

Haechan

THERE'S PRACTICE TODAY?!?! I JUST GOT UP

Chenle

Bruh...

It's 3 pm who sleeps in that late

Jeno

Haechan evidently

Chenle

You have 5 minutes to get ready or we're leaving without you

Jeno Chenle Jaemin and Jisung

Chenle

Alright I'm in the practice room with jisung

Jeno and Jaemin say you're going to the restroom

Separately please

Me and jisung are going to lock them in the room as soon as they get in

Jaemin

Ok

~

Chenle

And mission success!

Jisung

I can already hear renjun screaming at us in my head

Jaemin

Definitely

Mark is too soft to punish us plus we would tire him out before he could

Hyuck is one to hold grudges and get his revenge later

But renjun is going to tear us apart once he gets out of that room so thats why manager hyung is going to have to open the door for us

Jeno

Sounds about right

(AN: I'm terrible at regular writing so please just bear with me, writing this in group chat mode made no sense to me so... beware of my disaster of an essay also thank you so much kamgguk for editing this for me!)

Renjun pounded on the door screaming "LET ME OUT OR I WILL CHOP ALL YOUR DICKS OFF!!" Mark was laying on the floor having already given up minutes before. "The practice rooms are soundproof, they won't hear you no matter how loud you scream," he sighed.

Haechan was sitting with his back on the wall on the other side of the room deep in thought. "I've never seen you actually think before," Mark said in what was supposed to be a teasing voice but instead came out tired. "I was just thinking about why they would go as far as to lie about practice to us and lock us up together in this room," Haechan replied without the usual hint of snarkiness to his voice.  

Renjun finally sat down and sighed. Even though the dreamies were savage, normally they wouldn't go as far as to lock people in rooms unless there was a legitimate reason. "I think I know exactly why they did this. I wish they had just talked it out with me instead." "Why-" "We were talking about getting you and Hyuck together a few days ago and I think they figured out I had a crush on both of you. I mean I wasn't trying to keep it a secret or anything, there's just better ways to do this than lock us in a room together," Renjun cut Mark off. 

He felt mortified that he let it slip so easily. He knew this was the best way to get himself to confess though. The others also knew this. Renjun was a very shy boy and his first (and last) date went really bad in high school. He knew that if the others had come up to him and asked him to just confess to his crushes - also his members - he would never be able to do it for the fear of messing up and them not loving him back resulting in a fractured relationship in NCT Dream. As one of the top idol boy groups in Korea, you just couldn't afford that. 

He realized that while he had been thinking, Mark and Haechan had both been staring at him. Renjun immediately lowered his eyes and tried to shrink. He wished that the floor would open up and swallow him. Who exactly had decided to lock them in this room? He was going to have to give them a piece of his mind… that is, if he even could after Mark and Haechan broke his heart.  

"You have a crush on me?" "You have a crush on me and Hyuck?" Mark and Haechan said at the same time, both of their jaws dropping. Renjun nodded weakly trying to melt into the floor. "Why didn't you say so sooner? Haechan and I must have been more discreet than we thought we were, we've been dating for a month now!" Mark laughed.

Tears were starting to well up in Renjun's eyes. "We've also been looking for a third. We really didn't care who it was since we both have a crush on all the rest of the dream members," Mark continued. "Don't out me like that!" Haechan slapped Mark. "Ow ow! Wait no Renjun don't cry!" Mark said, noticing Renjun's tears. "No no these are happy tears," Renjun said sniffling. When he realized that Mark wasn't rejecting him, the tears had begun to flow. But now, instead of sad tears, they were happy tears.  

"So... would you like to be our boyfriend?" Mark cautiously asked as if he still didn't believe Renjun's tears were of happiness. "Yes of course!" Renjun replied, voice cracking a little. Haechan cuddled up to Renjun, pressing a careful kiss to his temple. "Mark, get over here," Haechan beckoned with his head. Mark joined the cuddle pile even though it was a little uncomfortable on the hard ground. For a few more minutes, the only sound in the room was the sound of Renjun's small sniffles.  

"I think I'm good now," Renjun tried to stand up. "Noooo don't go," Haechan pulled him back down, accidentally causing Mark and Renjun’s heads to collide. "Ow this is the second time today Haechan, you're skating on thin ice," Mark warned lightheartedly. Haechan stuck his tongue out at Mark and said "I'd like to see you try" then buried his face in Renjun's hoodie again. Renjun tried to get up a second time only for Haechan to pull him down again. Mark got up and said, "Sunshine I know you want to cuddle but can we go to my room instead so we can be on a bed instead of this cold hard floor." 

Haechan groaned and peaked at Mark, mumbling something too muffled to hear properly "We caen't me must sty here?" "I'm sorry, what?" Mark asked while getting his stuff together, ready to leave. "Why can't we just stay here? I don't want to move," Haechan said, slowly pulling his head out of Renjun's hoodie. "Sunshine?" Renjun whispered to himself. "You can use it too, just not in public or with the other members," Haechan mumbled, half asleep. 

Mark walked to where Haechan was sitting - still not letting Renjun go - and pulled him off carrying him bridal style. Haechan clung to Mark reminding Renjun of a koala. "I think you've got some revenge to plan," Mark said helping Renjun up. "I think I'll plan that later, once we get out of here I just want to cuddle some more," Renjun said sleepily rubbing his eyes, trying to make them less red. Suddenly, the door opened and their manager came in. "What happened?" He asked worriedly. "Nothing," all three of the boys said, in different states of sleepiness. 

"Well you're free to go, I think you guys already figured out there was no practice so I'll bring you guys back to the dorms." "Can you take us all to the 127 dorms?" Mark asked, realizing he was the only one able to think clearly. Haechan was already asleep in his arms and Renjun was using his shoulder as a support while dozing off. "Ok I guess," the manager said confused.

Manager and Chenle

(AN: The manager took the rest of the dreamies back to their dorm and came back, that's when he opened the door for markrenhyuck to come out)

Chenle

Open the door once you get back to the practice rooms

~

Manager

They're asking to be taken back to the 127 dorms, is that ok? I thought you had something planned for after but they look tired and Renjun looks like he just cried

Chenle

That's fine

Jeno Chenle Jaemin and Jisung

Chenle

*screenshot sent*

Jeno

I don't know whether to take that in a good or bad way

I mean they're all going to the 127 dorms but Renjun just cried

Jisung

Let's just ask tomorrow, I'm famished

Jaemin make something

Jaemin

I'm not your housewife

Chapter Text

Jungwoo Chenle Lucas Hendery and Xiaojun

Hendery

...

Xiaojun

YOU IDIOTS!!!

Chenle

What happened?

Xiaojun

Hendery decided to try and set up the slime shower while Ten was awake

Ten caught him

Hendery got startled

And he fucking threw the slime bucket into Ten's face!

Hendery

Now Ten's chasing me and I'm hiding

Lucas

How come I wasn't aware that you guys were starting? I could have distracted Ten

Hendery 

I didn't think you'd need to because everyone else is asleep

Lucas

You are a true idiot

Jungwoo

Even I didn't mess up that bad

Xiaojun

There's slime on the ground, all over Ten, and Ten has a bruise on his forehead from that bucket

Chenle

You are in big trouble

How big is that bruise

Xiaojun

Big enough that the makeup artist noonas will have to cover it up in 2 days

Chenle

You done fucked up

Hendery

I know don't remind me 😫

Xiaojun

I think Ten found Hendery because I heard a scream and something that sounded like Ten whooping Hendery's ass

WayV

Heathen3

Why the hell is there screaming

Heathen2

HEellp meeeeeeeeee

TNT

You brought this upon yourself!!!

KasYu

Don't worry about it

Hen is just getting chased around the house

KUNfused

Should I even be suprised?

Winko

Why is there a slime trail on the ground?

TEN!!!! GO SHOWER!

TNT

Not now I'm busy

Winko

NO GO SHOWER NOW BEFORE YOU GET SLIME ON THE CARPET

TNT

Fine

Heathen2

Never thought I'd see the day where ten actually listened

TNT

Your still not safe

Heathen3

What even happened?

KasYu

A prank gone wrong

Heathen1

Oh shit the manager's here!

NCT 2020

Mom

Ok how the hell did WayV get in trouble

I want answers now

Cat

I'm not doing it you guys were the ones who tried to prank me

Sheep

I was asleep

Loselose

Suprisingly

I didn't take part in this

KUNfused

I wasn't in the dorms

KasYu

Hendery you were the one who tried to do it

Donkey

Xiaojun

Xiaojun

...

Fine

Hendery was a dumbass and dumped slime all over Ten

And gave Ten a bruise

Ten didn't clean up and chased Hendery getting slime all over the house

At 3 in the morning

Jeffery

Oh my god you guys are so dumb

Rabbit

At 3 o'clock in the morning?

When the hell do you guys go to sleep?

No jam

I think we should pause the prank wars before it gets us all in trouble

Nana

I think it's gotten everyone except for chan and taro in trouble

Otter

Chanie we somehow got out of this unscathed

Sungchan

Yeah, phew

Cat

Yeah I agree because I don't want slime to get thrown on me again

HENDERY

Donkey

I'm sorry you startled me!

Cat

Yeah but you still threw slime at me!

Jeno Chenle Jaemin and Jisung

Jeno

So did we ever figure out if markrenhyuck were fighting or together?

Jaemin

Idk, they never texted

Chenle

Idk, I called Renjun and he was crying so

Jisung

Are you sure?

Chenle

Yeah

Jaemin

Did we mess up?

Jeno

I sure hope we didn't

Renjun has made a new group chat

Renjun has added Mark and Haechan

Renjun

You asses!

You made me cry with that cute slideshow you made

Right when Chenle called!

Mark

Sorry 🥺🥺🥺

Haechan

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Renjun

Fine!

Haechan

See you could never be mad at me

Renjun has blocked Haechan

Haechan (Renjun cannot see)

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😩😩😩😩

Renjun has unblocked Haechan

Haechan

Yay! see you can never be mad at me!

Renjun

No I just wanted to make sure you weren't talking shit about me behind my back

Haechan

I'm offended

Mark

🥰🥰🥰

Haechan

🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘

~

Renjun

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TRY TO TOUCH A LION?!?!

THERE WAS A FREAKING SIGN THAT SAID "DO NOT TOUCH"

Haechan

I'm... sorry?

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Renjun

NO YOU DO NOT GET TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY

YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN YOUR HAND BITTEN OFF FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!!

Mark

I hate to say this but I agree with renjun

Haechan

But

Renjun

I AM NEVER TAKING YOU IDIOTS TO A ZOO AGAIN

Jeno Chenle Jaemin and Jisung

Jaemin

Uh...

What happened

Jeno

I know just as much as you

Which is next to nothing

Chenle

What happened

Jisung

Renjun just slammed the doors to his room

When he came in he looked mad

Like really mad

Really really mad

Like I'm going to pull my hair out mad

Jeno

Ok we get the point

Chenle

I leave the dorms to go back to my house and what do you know there's more drama

Jaemin

You don't suppose it was our fault... was it?

Chenle

I sure hope not

If it was we fucked up big time

Jeno

I feel really bad now

Chapter Text

Renjun Mark and Haechan

Mark

Why do all the dreamies look apologetic all the time?

Like yesterday at dance practice, Jisung looked like he was trying to apologize with his eyes across the room during the break

Haechan

I honestly have no idea

Renjun

I'll try to figure it out without being too obvious

NCT 2020

Dolphin devil

Alright everyone!

Since we all have a two-week break

Who wants to come to my summer house?

Sungchan

YOu haVe a SuMmEr HoUsE?!?!

Otter

He's rich remember?

Shoulder gangster

Stop flexing >:(

No jam

Yeah stop reminding us how broke we are

Dolphin devil

Jeno you have a net worth in the millions u not broke

Sungchan

I'm in and so is taro, what do we need to pack and where are we going?

Dolphin devil

We going to china

You need to pack clothes, face care products, and whatever else you want

There will be toothbrushes, towels, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, and body wash already there so unless you prefer your own you don't need to bring those things

Also, there's a pool, beach, and forest

Nana

How tf are you this rich

Dolphin devil

It's not my money or property, it's my parent's

Nana

Your still rich and I'm going

Mom

Someone needs to be there to ensure you guys don't burn the house down

Shoulder gangster

So is that your way of sending confirmation? And yes I've been ready

No jam

I guess I’m going

Old man

I need: a break from these devil children

Sheep

Too bad we're going too

WayV's down

Xiaojun

You really signed us all up without asking us huh

Sheep

If you don't want to go I'm dragging you with me

Loselose

Yangyang sent my confirmation for me

Osaka not prince

On the behalf of 127, we're going

Dolphin devil

Ok everyone's going, Jisung u have no say in this

It's Chenji not Jicheng

...

~

Mom

Alright does everyone have their things?

Otter

I may have left my hairbrush at home

Old man

And you say this when we're already at the airport?!

Sungchan

No worries you can use mine!😇

Otter

Thanks!

Donkey

Uhhh

Old man

What now

Donkey

Where's my backpack

Old man

YOU FORGOT YOUR LUGGAGE!?!!

Moon

You need to calm down

Sheep

Your being too loud

Moon

Not now

You need to calm down before u burn this building down

Old man

Fine, your lucky we still have an hour and a half before our flight

~

Old man

Did you get your stuff?

Donkey

Yeah... about that

Xiaojun

What now?

Donkey

I may have left it in the car in the hurry to get into the airport

Old man

OH MY GOD WHAT IS WITH YOU KIDS

GO GET IT!

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES

Donkey

On it!

Oh and shotaro I got you your hairbrush

Otter

Yay!!

Old man

Alright does everyone else have their stuff

Sunshine

Yep

Cat

Yesseri

Dolphin devil

When we get there there will be 6 cars, 4 people to 5 of them and 3 to the last one

I've already predetermined the seating

Osaka not prince

What that's not fair

Dolphin devil

I don't care

Jisung, taeil, winwin, and sungchan

Me, renjun, hyuck, and mark

Yuta, taro, nana, and jeno

Doyoung, yangyang, xiaojun, and jungwoo

Lucas, hendery, kun, and taeyong

Johnny, ten, and jaehyun

It's Chenji not Jicheng

You just want me to suffer don't you

Giant baby

Why am I paired with the moms?

Osaka not prince

Why aren't i paired with winwin? :(

Loselose

Oh thank god

Osaka not prince

...

~

No jam

Great now I'm wet and sticky

BECAUSE SOMEONE SPILLED JUICE ON ME

Sunshine

Sorry?

No jam

That didn't sound very apologetic

Sunshine

It wasn't meant to be

Jeffrey

Uh... are they fighting?

Rabbit

Sure sounds like it

Johnny

Just give it a little time, it'll solve itself

Renjun Mark and Haechan

Mark

Renjun this is the perfect time to see why the dreamies have been acting weird

Renjun

Fine

The Chenle Renjun Haechan and Mark car

Renjun

So Chenle

Chenle

Yeah?

Renjun

Alright I'm just going to cut to the chase why are you guys acting weird

Chenle

Acting weird?

Renjun

Yeah, the dreamies

Chenle

Because we're sorry we ruined everything between u mark and haechan

Renjun

...

Haechan

Oh my god that's the funniest thing I've ever heard

Chenle

Wait, so you guys aren't fighting?

Mark

Nope

Chenle

Then why was renjun crying in the practice room? why was renjun crying over the phone? what about the time renjun was mad? are you guys together?

Renjun

Oh my god I can see why you think we were fighting

Mark

He was crying in the practice room because he was happy

We made him a cute slideshow as an apology for the practice room incident that apparently made him cry again

Hyuck was an idiot and decided that trying to touch a lion when injun brought us to a zoo was a good idea when there was clearly a sign that said "Do Not Touch"

And yes we are together

Chenle

That makes so much more sense

Mark

So... are we going to tell the other dreamies that we aren't fighting?

Haechan

I think leading them on is a much better idea

Renjun

I don't care but I'm not taking any responsibility for your stupid ideas 

Haechan

But but but🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Chenle

Ewwww right in front of my salad

Renjun

If you think this is bad you should see what he does if we don't cuddle with him

Chapter Text

Dolphin devil

Alright guys for our dorming situation you guys are going to find a person that isn't in your subunit dorms and then pair up with another group of 2 to make 4. I get the room with markrenhyuck

Big head 3

What?! 

Sunshine

You can't just choose that for us!

Shoulder gangster

Yeah! What if we don't want to room with haechan's crusty ass

Sunshine

Shoulder gangster

I doubt you could

Sunshine

Are you provoking me?

You'd better sleep with your eyes open tonight

Big head 3

That is completely irrelevant to the fact that this dolphin is taking away our rights to choose our roommates

Sunshine

Actually

I like this dorming arrangement

So killing Renjun will be easier

Dolphin devil

Whatever just clean up the blood afterwards and make the room spotless

Xiaojun

Wow ruthless

Anyways

Wait

Chenle you just took the other Chinese member not in wayv

Dolphin devil

and?

Xiaojun

And?! You took renjun!

Dolphin devil

Yeah go find someone else

Xiaojun

Fine

It's Chenji not Jicheng

Chenle...

I feel awkward with everyone

Dolphin devil

Not my problem

Dolphin devil has changed Xiaojun's name to Xiao

Xiao

YA! IM NOT SMALL YOU DISRESPECTFUL TODDLER!

Dolphin devil

🤷

It's Chenji not Jicheng has changed his name to I'm an adult

Nana

You'll always be the baby

I'm an adult

What can I say I tried

Moon

Sungchan?

Otter

Sungchan's trying to find his phone through his luggage

Moon

He doesn't keep it in his pocket?

Otter

I mean everytime he goes on a plane and has his phone in his pocket he loses it so

Donkey

Understandable

Otter

Hey this is Sungchan! Taro's trying to find my phone now. I'll room with you taeil! - Sungchan

Moon

😁

Otter had changed Sungchan's name to Jinsu-sungchan

Otter

Since everyone else already has a nickname I thought it would be weird for me not to - Sungchan

Jeffery

Hey Jisung you wanna be roommates?

I'm an adult

Uhhh...

Dolphin devil

Yes yes he would

I'm an adult

Chenle!!

Dolphin devil

Tell me why you shouldn't

Chenle and Jisung

Jisung

I have a crush on him!

Chenle

That's seriously why you don't want to?

You could get closer to him so he can like you back

Jisung

But we're still very very awkward!

Azwaz just made that worse

We didn't realize how bad it was until filming

NCT 2020

Dolphin devil

Jisung just told me in private that he would like to

I'm an adult

Chenle!!!!!!

Dolphin devil

What

Didn't you just say that?

Chenle and Jisung

Chenle

Jisung I swear if you don't say yes I'm going to make sure everyone knows about your crush

Jisung

This is blackmail! Blackmail I tell you!

Chenle

Do I care?: No

NCT 2020

No jam

Uh 

R u guys ok? It's been a few minutes

Chenle you aren't blackmailing him are you?

Dolphin devil

What?! I would never.

I'm an adult

Yeah I said I would

Jeffery

Ok!

Xiao

Chenle that period is sus

You didn't actually blackmail him did you

Dolphin devil

What?! I already said that I wouldn't!

Shoulder gangster

Still I wouldn't put it past you to blackmail someone

Remember the blueberry smoothie incident?

You used that to blackmail Hyuck for months

Sunshine

What are you guys talking about? I can recognize my name you know

Sheep

What was the blueberry smoothie incident?

Shoulder gangster

Don't ask

Sheep

Alright then, it must've been bad

Old man

Now I'm concerned

Giant baby

Was it similar to the mashed potato fiasco?

Dolphin devil

Nope, it was on a smaller scale compared to that fiasco

Osaka not prince

{Well I guess we're all speaking in different languages now}

Otter

{Uh sure I'm still helping Sungchan find his phone}

Osaka not prince

{How much stuff is in that suitcase?!}

Otter

{It's a backpack and it's enough that you have to dump everything out to find anything but he has glass stuff in there so we have to carefully take everything out}

Jeffery

Guys can we please talk in korean?

UwU

What's the mashed potato fiasco?

Jinsu-sungchan

I found my phone!

Thanks taro

Mashed potato fiasco?

Giant baby

It was a while ago before I debuted, at an SM town live I think suju ordered mashed potatoes for who knows what reason

Long story short, there was a food fight before stage and everyone got covered

Sooman was really mad but he couldn't do anything because the concert was starting soon 

Thankfully the first performers had already gone backstage so their outfits were fine

There were a few people who had mashed potato on their stage outfits but they left as fast as they could since they didn't want to go back to the stylist

The people who got covered were wearing their regular clothes and the grass apparently looked like there had been a snowfall at that particular spot

Rabbit

Yeah I remember that, it was the first SM town nct attended and we were performing around the middle of the lineup 

I remember walking with Tyong and seeing a sudden flying mashed potato

Mom

You literally left me there in the middle of the mess

Rabbit

Well what do you do when you see a ufo?

Mom

Ufo?

Rabbit

Unidentified flying object

I mean it was unidentified at the time

Mom

You literally ran and left me there

It took me forever to get out of that mess

And SOMEONE was throwing mashed potatoes at me!

Jeffery

Well I'm sorry the oportunity was too good to pass! I mean when are you every going to be able to have a food fight with your seniors

Loselose

I wasn't even aware of this happening until ten came into the trailer looking like he just ran through a whipped cream sprinkler

Cat

And then you pushed me out of the trailer

Loselose

Well what am I supposed to do when you're getting mashed potatoes on the floor?

Big head 3

And then I came back with Amber and saw Ten

And amber asked ten what the hell happened

And went to join the fight

I just didn’t want to get my clothes runined so I joined winwin

Osaka not prince

I think I went out with Taeil and we both joined the fight when we happened to stumble upon it

Sunshine

Where was I?

Oh right I was with Jaehyun but as we went on we lost each other in the mass of flying mashed potatoes

We were both there when the whole thing started

Moon

What are we talking about? Ah yes the great potato fiasco

All of us got covered besides Mark and Winwin

Even Doyoung

To this day I still don't know why Doyoung decided to run to SHINee's trailer instead of ours

Rabbit

Shut up it was an honest mistake

But Key was kind enough to let me stay since he was the only one there at the time

I think the others were all out in the food fight but Key was just on his phone unbothered by the loud noises outside

Dolphin devil

Wow that sounds fun but the blueberry smoothie incident was completely different

Johnny

Blueberry smoothie incident?

Sunshine

I swear to god if you tell them I will 𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 you

Nana

Oh my god the blueberry smoothie incident was the funniest thing ever

No jam

It was only funny to you guys because you didn't get covered in blueberry juice

Big head 3

I swear hyuck I reminded you several times but what did you do? 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽

Shoulder gangster

Even Jisung isn't that dumb

I'm an adult

I mean the lid was sitting right beside adlkfjewoijasiglkfdsakjfc

Xiao

Jisung?

Dolphin devil

Don't worry that's just hyuck strangling Jisung

Donkey

Should we even be suprised at this point?

UwU

Nope he does this all the time

Cat

What the hell happened to make hyuck react like this

Johnny

When did this even happen?

I'm an adult

This happened during rejujjrbtndmx

Sunshine

Don't worry about me I'm just trying to put a screw through Jisung's throat

I'm an adult

Helppppppp meeeeeee

Johnny

Why even is hyuck with the dreamies?

Mom

Correction: where

And Marks there too

Shoulder gangster

Since we're all adults now we decided to watch a rated r movie

Big head 3

This was a mistake

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Old man

Alright we should actually pick roommates now

Dolphin devil

Alright taeil jaehyun jisung and sungchan are sharing a room

I’m an adult

What the hell Chenle!!!

Dolphin devil

What?

I’m an adult

I’m awkward with everyone sharing a room with me!

Dolphin devil

Still not my problem

Jeffrey

I guess our fates are predetermined *dramatic gasp*

Moon

Oh shut up it's not going to be half as bad as you think it's going to be

I hope

Jeffrey

Very helpful taeil 

Very very helpful

Osaka not prince

Hey Shotaro u wanna share a room?

Otter

Yes please 🥰🥰🥰

Sunshine

Doyoung

Rabbit

What I'm not sharing a room with you

Sunshine

I'm already sharing a room with mark renjun and chenle you idiot

Rabbit

I don't want to share a room

Sunshine

Alright Doyoung and Jaemin

Rabbit

Sunshine

I was just breathing

Xiao

First of all, you were not just breathing

You were trying to make scalding hot coffee to do who knows what

Also Doyoung you need to calm down before you put a Haechan shaped hole into what looks like a new wall in Chenle's summer house

Doyoung

Fine but I'm keeping a grudge

Sunshine

Nana

May I remind you that there is still a blueberry smoothie incident to spill?

Sunshine

Oh my god Jaemin I'm so sorry please do not tell them about that please please please

Mom

How the hell did you do that Jaemin

Nana

Do what

Mom

Make Hyuck say he's sorry

I've been trying to do that for years

Nana

Oh, you've just got to get some blackmail material

Sunshine

I'm so done with you guys

I can't even have some fun

Nana

May I remind you again

Sunshine

Actually fine because I know your going to hang this over me whenever I do something you guys don't want me to do

Better get it over with

Nana

Alright

No jam

I can hear Jaemin plotting from over here

Dolphin devil

Whoohoo guys it's a field day for us

Xiao

I'm genuinly curious now

Donkey

Mr. Xiao qian bi (Without the chinese tones it can either mean small pencil or sharpening a pencil)

Xiao

Guys if I go on a murder run will you report me?

Johnny

Yes

Xiao

Wow kill joy

Nana

Alright where to start

Where to start

Big head 3

You could always start from when the other jaemin and jihong asked us to make drinks

Nana

Ah yes

The other Jaemin, Seo Jaemin of the kpop cover group ArtBeat, and Jihong, Yoon Jihong of the kpop cover groups ArtBeat and Terpsichore got in contact with us

(more like they got in contact BM who got in contact with Jae who got in contact with Young K who got in contact with Bang Chan who got in contact with Jaehyun who got in contact with us even though Bang Chan already had our numbers from the collab stages but that's not the point) 

They asked us if we wanted to join a small kpop group + artbeat party

Of course we said yes. How could we not

Since it was supposed to be small, we all had to bring food or drinks

I'm an adult

I'm not sure what your definition-

HEY HEACHAN GET BACK OVER HERE WE NEED TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN WE GET TO THE MOST EMBARRASSING PART

N e ways

I'm not sure what your definition of small is but Kard, Day6, Stray Kids, 97 line group chat (Jaehyun, Jungkook, Bambam, Yugyeom, Mingyu, DK, The8, Eunwoo, Hyunjae, Younghoon, and Bang Chan), Got7, Seventeen, The Boyz, Super Junior, and Shinee sunbaenims were all there

Nana

Ah yes how could I forget

I'm an adult

Oh no now I'm scared

Nana

Remember your face when Taemin sunbaenim approached you?

Dolphin devil

Ikr he was so flustered

I'm an adult

What

NCT Dream

Mochisung

Guys don't expose me

Samoyed

Too late

Sheep

Ooh this is the tea I signed up for 

I’m an adult

Well this is not the exposing I signed up for

Big head 3

You guys were literally on why not the dancer together

Yet you looked like a tomato when he came over to say hi

Nana

Besides that, we decided to make drinks

Blueberry smoothies to be exact

You’re supposed to blend the smoothie in a blender right? With the cap on?

Well guess what 

Hyuck forgot the lid that was sitting right beside him

Jeno noticed a bit too late and got blueberry bits all over him

Mark luckily wasn't as close to Hyuck so he got some blueberry on his white shirt

Shoulder gangster

It was my birthday so they had me leave while they were preparing the drinks and my present

I'm an adult

You were the lucky one

I was trying to get his present together but instead got blueberry on the present

Sunshine

That's because your idiot brain decided to use the present as a shield

Nana

Chenle and I noticed beforehand and got out of the way

There was blueberry all over the ceiling walls and floor and let me tell you that was not fun to clean and there's still blueberry stains in the kitchen to this day

Anyways, that's how blueberries got ruined for hyuck

Also we brought sprite instead

Shoulder gangster

And I never got that present

Johnny

Well Haechan you're never going near a blender again

Sunshine

Can we get off that topic and talk about how Jisung was so flustered around Taemin and Eunhyuk sunbaenims

I'm an adult

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyysssssss

Dolphin devil

Whining won't help

I'm an adult

Gggggggg uuuuuuuuu yyyyyyyy ssssssss

Big head 3

Whining intensifies

Sunshine

U guys were literally on why not the dancer together!

I'm an adult

That was 2 years ago!

Sunshine

Doesn't explain why you turned as red as a tomato

Nana

Especially when Taemin sunbae patted you on the back

Even Chanhee (Kim Chanhee of ArtBeat) commented on how red you looked

Sunshine

And the Jihong proceeded to swallow toothpaste

Dolphin devil

...

Sunshine

What?

UwU

So what I can gather from what you just said is: hyuck and a blender is a bad idea, Jisung has a crush on Taemin sunbaenim

SuperM

Taem

Hey guys?

Tyong

Yeah

Taem

Can we meet the NCT members?

Bacon

Ooh ooh can we can we?

Tyong

Perfect timing

Taem

So is that a yes?

Taeyong has made a new group chat

Taeyong has added Baekhyun, Taemin, Kai, Taeil, and 21 more

Taeyong has named the chat NCT and SuperM

Taeyong

Listen here you piece of shitslakjfewoitfgajskldfajsdfioaewglknsdxcm.,

Baekhyun

Uhhh

Jaemin

Don't worry that's just jisung trying to drown taeyong in the bathtub

Mark

Should I even be suprised?

Taemin

...

Ji-jisung?

Jisung

Huh

Yes?

Renjun

If you're going to drown someone do it right!

The bathtubs not even half filled!

Doyoung

This is a nightmare

Taeyong

Aish you piece of shiaiowjefdslkmx

Doyoung helpp meeeeeeee

Doyoung

Your problem your solutions

Have fun

Mark

I guess I should introduce this chat instead

This is a SuperM plus NCT chat

Haechan

Ohhhhhh

Hi Taemin Sunbaenim

Jisung has a aiorjgaidsklv

Mark

Jisungs on a roll again

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Nct 2020

Xiao

Uh you guys do realize we never choose rooms right?

Dolphin devil

Ikr? So I choose rooms for you

Rabbit

What?! Again? 

Dolphin devil

Everyones sleeping in the living room besides me Renjun Mark Hyuck Jaehyun Jisung Taeil and Sungchan

Sheep

What?! You aren’t serious right?

UwU

He just locked us out of the hallway to the rooms so I think he is

Dolphin devil

Make do with the couches and your personal blankets goodnight

Xiao

Fine

~

Dolphin devil

SHITTTTTTT

Johnny

Language!

Old man

What happened this time 

Dolphin devil

I forgot Mark sleep talks

Shoulder gangster

I'm about to murder someone for waking me up

You know I can’t go to sleep when someone is talking!

I can sleep fine when someone is talking after I fall asleep but someone talking while I’m trying to fall asleep? Doesn’t work

Donkey

I suppose this is

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mom

Will you guys please not start a pillow fight? I wanna sleep

I’m an adult

Whats happening out there 

Johnny 

Yangyang is beating Hendery up with a pillow

Moon

How did y’all even get pillows

Rabbit 

The couch

Jeffrey

Oh that makes a lot more sense

Rabbit

Did you think we were going to sleep on the floor without pillows?

Sunshine

Pillow fight?

Shoulder gangster

Oh no here we go again

Big head 3

HYUCK IM GOING TO KILL YOU

UwU

Oh you wanna go? You wanna go?

Shotaro

Help me

I’m being used as a shield against Jungwoo by Lucas 

Sunshine

Let me in!!!

Big head 3

No you dumped a glass of ice cold water on me 

Jinsu-sungchan

Did Mark just lock Haechan out of the bedroom hall?

Shoulder gangster 

I think so I’m going back to sleep

Mom

You lucky fuckers

I’m getting no sleep with this ruckus

Johnny

LANGUAGE

Mom

Wait

Did you just burn the wall with a lava lamp?

No jam

... 

Maybe?

Cat

I know I’m destructive but I’m not this destructive 

Dolphin devil

What happened?

Nana

Jeno may or may not have accidentally thrown a lava lamp at the wall

It may or may not have broke

And it may or may not have burned the wall

Dolphin devil

I’m half asleep fully awake me will

deal with it 

Sunshine

Let me in?

Big head 3

No sleep outside

~

Dolphin devil

WHY IS THERE A BURN MARK ON THE WALL?!?!

Mom

You said you would deal with it when you were fully awake

Dolphin devil

Who did it?

UwU

Jeno

No jam

Why'd you out me like that 😔

Dolphin devil

Jeno you're going to the paint store to buy macaroon cream colored paint

Oh and since you'll need a Chinese speaker bring Renjun with you

Shoulder gangster

What?!

Dolphin devil

Now I need to go bleach my ears

Mom

Why would you need to go bleach your ears?

Sunshine

Here's a piece of advice: don't ask

Mom

Ok?

Nana

I'm coming with you guys because I want to go outside

Sheep

I need some snacks so I'm coming too

I'm an adult

I'm coming too!

Shoulder gangster

Anyone else?

No?

Ok

~

Shoulder gangster

Oh my god is that Hrvy?

Nana

Yes that's Hrvy

No jam

You should see how red Renjun's face is right now

Shoulder gangster

Oh my god did he just say hi to me?

I'm an adult

And you tease me for turning red when Taemin sunbae comes by

Oh how the turns have tabled

Sheep

I think Renjun's hyperventilating

Dolphin devil

What? You meet Hrvy when I'm not there? Lucky bastards

Also what's Hrvy doing in a paint store?

Sheep

I don't know don't ask me

I'm an adult

You're the only one who can actually speak English, get off your phone and ask

Big head 3

Oh I remember hrvy! He's really nice

UwU

Was he the one you guys met at Captial Congress?

Mom

Yep

UwU

I wasn't there :(

Loselose

Why weren't you there?

UwU

Honestly I don't remember I think it was either sickness or visa problems

Sheep

Oh my god you guys should see Renjun's face!

Shoulder gangster

Oh my god shut up!

Sheep

Hrvy gave us his number and said saranghae to Renjun specifically before leaving

No jam

And I think Renjun's going to combust

I'm an adult

I don't think I've ever seen someone so red before

Shoulder gangster

I will shave off your eyebrows

I'm an adult

You have no shaver, we're in a paint store

Otter

What was hrvy sunbae doing in a paint store?

Osaka not prince

Sunbae? now I'M going to combust

Otter

No don't combust! I still have to stuff your face with apple pie

Johnny

...

I think we've got a devil impersonating an angel in the house

Rabbit

Apple pie?

Jinsu-sungchan

Don't ask it's a long story

Sunshine

Who wants some strawberry+cranberry+vanilla yoghut+vanilla ice cream+milk smoothies?

Big head 3

May I remind you that you shouldn't be near a blender?

Sunshine

I will kick you where the sun doesn't shine

Donkey

Woah that escalated quickly

Mom

Do you two have something to sort out? You guys were at each other's throats yesterday too

NCT Dream

Samoyed

We're sorry!

Mork

?

Mochisung

Yeah we're sorry for ruining your relationship!

Pure boy

...

Ruining our relationship? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Strawberry milk

?

Pure boy

Don't worry that's just sexual tension

Full sun

No it's not!

Head fairy

Then please explain to me why I had to bleach my ears last night

Mork

Chenle!

Don't out us like that

Pure boy

You guys were sucking each other's faces off while saying I hate you

Mork

You can't say anything! You got hard too!

Head fairy

Alright imma go bleach my eyes now

NCT 2020

Xiao

Uh you guys ok?

It's been five minutes

I'm an adult

Yeah

Turns out it's just sexual tension

Dolphin devil

Alright I'm sleeping in the living room tonight

Ya'll can take the rest of the 6 rooms

Just don't sleep in the two rooms next to Mark Haechan and Renjun unless you want to hear a cacophony of noises that'll make you want to bleach your fucking ears

Johnny

Language!

Dolphin devil

Don't care, gn

Johnny

Why did you send get naked?

Dolphin devil

That meant goodnight

Not get naked

I'd rather not see anything below your waist thank you very much

Giant baby

Tf did you think Chenle would send get naked?

Xiao

Also are Mark and Hyuck dating?

Shoulder gangster

Me Mark and Sunshine are dating

Sheep

So polyamory

Also they call you sunshine?

Sunshine

Would you please just 𝓈𝒽𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓊𝓅

Jaemin has made a new group chat

Jaemin has added Hrvy Renjun Haechan Jeno and 3 more

Jaemin has named the group chat NCT Dream + Hrvy

Jaemin

[Hi]

Hrvy

[Ayyy what's up?]

[I didn't expect for you guys to make a group chat so fast!]

Jaemin

My brain has exploded

Mark

He just said he didn't expect for you to make a group chat so fast

[Hi! Jaemin said his brain exploded so I translated]

Hrvy

[Thanks!]

Chenle has changed Haechan's name to Haehcan

Haehcan

[I kill you!]

Chenle

[Your English terrible]

Renjun

[All your English's are terrible]

Chenle has changed Renjun's name to The one who has a crush on Hrvy

The one who has a crush on Hrvy

I will fucking kill you

Jeno

Woah woah woah, what does that say

Chenle

And I'll still change your name back when you try to change it to something else

Haehcan

You realize that you can put that through google translate right?

Mark

[Did you forget we're supposed to be speaking English]

Hrvy

[Nah it's fine I was filming for a Korean interview so I've got a translator translating everything over my shoulder]

Mark

Did ya'll understand that?

Jaemin

Nope too much English for my poor brain

Jisung

I dropped out of school for work my English skills are practically nonexistent

Mark

He said there's a translator translating everything to him

The one who has a crush on Hrvy

How do you say translator and translate in English?

Mark

[Translator and translate]

The one who has a crush on Hrvy

[Does your translator translate Chinese?]

Hrvy

[No, I wish she did tho because I can't read your name]

The one who has a crush on Hrvy

[Don't read my name]

Hrvy

[You're just getting me more curious!]

[I just put it through google translate]

[Renjun you have a crush on me?]

The one who has a crush on Hrvy  has left the chat

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Chenle has added Renjun

Chenle

Oh you're not getting away from this one

I need some drama

Jaemin

Isn't that cheating on Mark and Haechan tho?

Hrvy

[Wait, Renjun's dating Mark and Haechan?]

Renjun

Oh my god the mortification

Mark

[Yep, we're all polyamorous tho]

Hrvy

[So... It'd be ok if I said I like Renjun?]

Mark

U hear that Renjun? No more moping in our room at night

Renjun

[So u like me?]

Hrvy

[Yeah, I didn't think it would be possible to develop a crush in 3 days and maintain it for a year and a half but I mean there's always a first]

Renjun

[Stop it ur making me blush]

So... can I?

Haehcan

Yup idc

Mark

Ur feelings, ur decision as long as you still love us

I mean we (me and sunny) both have like 4 other crushes so

Jisung

U have 4 other crushes?

Jeno

U call hyuck sunny?

Haehcan

Sunny and sunshine are only for Renjun and Mark

I will cut off ur tongue if u use it

Jeno

Jeez

Chenle

About the 4 other crushes who are they

Mark

Okayyyyyy

Goodbye

Renjun

What no Mark get back here u've gotta be a witness of me and hrvy becoming boyfriends

I will drag you back here if I have to

Mark

Alright I'm back

Chenle

THank the lord

Renjun's threats are never empty

Hrvy

[So, Renjun who lives on the other side of the world, will you be my boyfriend?]

Renjun

[Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes]

Mark

[I think you broke him]

Haehcan

[Idk he look not crazy to me]

Mark

It's ["Idk he looks sane to me] not [IdK hE lOoK nOt CrAzY tO mE]

Haehcan

I will fight you

Mark

You love me

Haehcan

But I wouldn't hesitate to kill you

Mark

Helppppppppppp I'm in a toxic relationship

Renjun

Oh shut up (ーー;)

Haehcan

Sucks to be yoUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu

Jeno

Here we go again

Renjun

Excuse me while I go pull out all of Haechan's hair

Hrvy

[Is it always like this?]

Mark

[Pretty much]

NCT 2020

Mom

At this point I'm questioning all my life choices

Otter

Honey I started questioning my life choices when I joined nct

Mom

Fair point

Wait

Holy shit did Shotaro just type that?

Johnny

Language

Sunshine

At this point I'm convinced that Johnny only comes out to say LaNgUaGe

Johnny

Hey there are still children in this chat

I'm an adult

I'm an adult

Fight me

Johnny

Ok child

Shoulder gangster

Oop

Hurricane incoming to the living room

Beware this is a category 5 hurricane named Jisung Pwark

Nana

Is he actually going?

No jam

I believe so

~

UwU

I don't think I've ever seen Johnny so afraid in my life

Giant baby

Yeah me too that was awesome!

NCT Dream

Head fairy

Hey guys do you want to ditch the rest of Nct to go to Beijing?

Mork

Where the frick do you get these ideas

Full sun

We're going to be in so much trouble

But I'm definitely in

Pure boy

How are we going to make sure we don't get in too much trouble once we get back?

Mochisung

We could...

Take a manager?

Full sun

HAHAHAHAHAHA no

Mork

Wait you guys are actually considering this?

Strawberry milk

I mean we came to China what's the point if we don't have some fun?

Mork

Jaemin? You too? I thought you were the rational one here

Samoyed

All rationality was thrown out the window the moment we met

Also I'm in but u guys do all the planning I'm getting more sleep

Head fairy

How about this

We sneak out during the middle of the night

Get a few train tickets

And that's how we get to Beijing

Full sun

That is the worst plan ever

Definitely not going to work

But I like it

Let's do it

Strawberry milk

Yeah yeah I think it's the best chance we've got

Pure boy

If we get caught you guys get all the blame

Mork

What no no guys let's think about it a little more

Maybe instead take the older guys with us and tell management

I'm sure we could work something out

Head fairy

Where's the fun in that?

Mochisung

I get the seat by the window!

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So I reread everything I've written so far and I've decided I'm rewriting this whole story. I'm not deleting this fic because there are probably people who have this sitting in their marked for later and are planning to read this some other day months away and I know I always hate it when someone deletes a book in my marked for later without announcing anything so instead, I'm going to be starting a new fic somewhat like this one—albeit, with a different storyline, preplanned this time—and I'm just going to hope it's going to come out better than this one. It's probably going to be posted somewhere around next month and I'm going to have a placeholder fic that will eventually become the new story so that you can mark it for later (if you go to my profile and my look at my works it should be there). Thank you for your patience, I know I've probably burned out a lot of it.

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First chapter of the new fic has been posted!

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