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Renjun Mark and Haechan
Mark
Why do all the dreamies look apologetic all the time?
Like yesterday at dance practice, Jisung looked like he was trying to apologize with his eyes across the room during the break
Haechan
I honestly have no idea
Renjun
I'll try to figure it out without being too obvious
NCT 2020
Dolphin devil
Alright everyone!
Since we all have a two-week break
Who wants to come to my summer house?
Sungchan
YOu haVe a SuMmEr HoUsE?!?!
Otter
He's rich remember?
Shoulder gangster
Stop flexing >:(
No jam
Yeah stop reminding us how broke we are
Dolphin devil
Jeno you have a net worth in the millions u not broke
Sungchan
I'm in and so is taro, what do we need to pack and where are we going?
Dolphin devil
We going to china
You need to pack clothes, face care products, and whatever else you want
There will be toothbrushes, towels, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, and body wash already there so unless you prefer your own you don't need to bring those things
Also, there's a pool, beach, and forest
Nana
How tf are you this rich
Dolphin devil
It's not my money or property, it's my parent's
Nana
Your still rich and I'm going
Mom
Someone needs to be there to ensure you guys don't burn the house down
Shoulder gangster
So is that your way of sending confirmation? And yes I've been ready
No jam
I guess I’m going
Old man
I need: a break from these devil children
Sheep
Too bad we're going too
WayV's down
Xiaojun
You really signed us all up without asking us huh
Sheep
If you don't want to go I'm dragging you with me
Loselose
Yangyang sent my confirmation for me
Osaka not prince
On the behalf of 127, we're going
Dolphin devil
Ok everyone's going, Jisung u have no say in this
It's Chenji not Jicheng
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Mom
Alright does everyone have their things?
Otter
I may have left my hairbrush at home
Old man
And you say this when we're already at the airport?!
Sungchan
No worries you can use mine!😇
Otter
Thanks!
Donkey
Uhhh
Old man
What now
Donkey
Where's my backpack
Old man
YOU FORGOT YOUR LUGGAGE!?!!
Moon
You need to calm down
Sheep
Your being too loud
Moon
Not now
You need to calm down before u burn this building down
Old man
Fine, your lucky we still have an hour and a half before our flight
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Old man
Did you get your stuff?
Donkey
Yeah... about that
Xiaojun
What now?
Donkey
I may have left it in the car in the hurry to get into the airport
Old man
OH MY GOD WHAT IS WITH YOU KIDS
GO GET IT!
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES
Donkey
On it!
Oh and shotaro I got you your hairbrush
Otter
Yay!!
Old man
Alright does everyone else have their stuff
Sunshine
Yep
Cat
Yesseri
Dolphin devil
When we get there there will be 6 cars, 4 people to 5 of them and 3 to the last one
I've already predetermined the seating
Osaka not prince
What that's not fair
Dolphin devil
I don't care
Jisung, taeil, winwin, and sungchan
Me, renjun, hyuck, and mark
Yuta, taro, nana, and jeno
Doyoung, yangyang, xiaojun, and jungwoo
Lucas, hendery, kun, and taeyong
Johnny, ten, and jaehyun
It's Chenji not Jicheng
You just want me to suffer don't you
Giant baby
Why am I paired with the moms?
Osaka not prince
Why aren't i paired with winwin? :(
Loselose
Oh thank god
Osaka not prince
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No jam
Great now I'm wet and sticky
BECAUSE SOMEONE SPILLED JUICE ON ME
Sunshine
Sorry?
No jam
That didn't sound very apologetic
Sunshine
It wasn't meant to be
Jeffrey
Uh... are they fighting?
Rabbit
Sure sounds like it
Johnny
Just give it a little time, it'll solve itself
Renjun Mark and Haechan
Mark
Renjun this is the perfect time to see why the dreamies have been acting weird
Renjun
Fine
The Chenle Renjun Haechan and Mark car
Renjun
So Chenle
Chenle
Yeah?
Renjun
Alright I'm just going to cut to the chase why are you guys acting weird
Chenle
Acting weird?
Renjun
Yeah, the dreamies
Chenle
Because we're sorry we ruined everything between u mark and haechan
Renjun
...
Haechan
Oh my god that's the funniest thing I've ever heard
Chenle
Wait, so you guys aren't fighting?
Mark
Nope
Chenle
Then why was renjun crying in the practice room? why was renjun crying over the phone? what about the time renjun was mad? are you guys together?
Renjun
Oh my god I can see why you think we were fighting
Mark
He was crying in the practice room because he was happy
We made him a cute slideshow as an apology for the practice room incident that apparently made him cry again
Hyuck was an idiot and decided that trying to touch a lion when injun brought us to a zoo was a good idea when there was clearly a sign that said "Do Not Touch"
And yes we are together
Chenle
That makes so much more sense
Mark
So... are we going to tell the other dreamies that we aren't fighting?
Haechan
I think leading them on is a much better idea
Renjun
I don't care but I'm not taking any responsibility for your stupid ideas
Haechan
But but but🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Chenle
Ewwww right in front of my salad
Renjun
If you think this is bad you should see what he does if we don't cuddle with him