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[drewastaken has added you and 6 more in a group chat!]

drewastaken: who did it
drewastaken: w h o b e a t m e t o i t.

fundynfurry: fuck you

fundynfurry: ALL OF YOU

muffinman: language! 
muffinman: fundy, what happened :(?

fundynfurry: one of you signed me up for a furry club.
fundynfurry: I didn't even K N OW THAT WAS A THING
fundynfurry: W T F

jdkinnie: oh
jdkinnie: that
jdkinnie: uh yeah that was techno

drewastaken: WTF

fundynfurry: WTF.

drewastaken: fuCKING TECHNO

fundynfury: WHY TF ARE Y O U MAD

drewastaken: he KNEW I WANTED TO DO THAT 

fundynfury: WHAT THE ACTAUL F U C

lindopatito: AHAH
lindopatito: IM A BIG FURRY SUPPORTER DW FURRY

fundynfury: WTF TF WTF

lindopatito: IM WAKING GERGE UP FOR THIS HOLD UP

sippycup: its okay fundy
sippycup: ill join to support u

fundynfurry: NO
fundynfurry: IM LEAVING IT

sippycup: bUT UR A FURRY
sippycup: ITS PERFECT FOR U

fundynfurry: ffffucK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

drewastaken: gerge

noaskersfound: I already chased quackity down for waking me up I will not hesitate to do the same to u

sippycup: that's cause quackitys short like u
sippycup: so he's easy to catch

lindopatito: what.

sippycup: am I wr o n g??

lindopatito: idk let's ask ur good friend here, let's see what he thinks.

sippycup: NO IM SORRY

[lindopatito has added karlthatKILLSpeople! to the groupchat!]

drewastaken: o shit??

[sippycup has left the groupchat!]
[askersnotfound has added sippycup to the groupchat]

sippycup: go make out with dream or something george

drewastaken: I am very much free for that

askersnotfound: n o

drewastaken: :((

karlthatKILLSpeople!: im confused as to why im here but hi :D

lindopatito: hi kaaarl :)
lindopatito: I want u to meet my friend snapchat

sippycup: fricc u

karlthatKILLSpeople!: :(

sippycup: NO NOT U I MEANT QUACKITY UH
sippycup: excuse me for a moment

drewastaken: I can hear u screaming-
drewastaken: im outside of the dorm-

sippycup: back

askersnotfound: sap
askersnotfound: sap
askersnotfound: remember that one time u helped me steal quackitys bed

karlthatKILLSpeople!: he did w h a t now-

[askersnotfound has added schlatt2020 to the groupchat!]

lindopatito: AH WTF 

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lindopatito: AHHH GEORGE WTF
lindopatito: WHOSE SIDE ARE U ON

noaskersfound: my side duh

muffinman: language >:(((

sippycup: HAH

karlthatKILLSpeople!: UHHH

schlatt2020: im confused
schlatt2020: why tf am i here??

lindopatito: NO REASON
lindopatito: IN FACT I THINK U BETTER LEAVE

noaskersfound: to make quackity suffer

lindopatito: AHAHA RN

sippycup: HAHA

karlthatKILLSpeople!: oh yeah that reminds me
karlthatKILLSpeople: why am I here??

sippycup has left the groupchat!
lindopatito has left the groupchat!

karlthatKILLSpeople: :(

schlatt2020: still wanna know why im here

noaskersfound has added sippycup and lindopatito to the groupchat!

sippycup: ahaha im gonna kill u

lindopatito: i know where u live george

drewastaken: u have the same dorm as him???

drewastaken: also karl is here to make sapnap suffer
drewastaken: and shlatt is here to make quackity suffer

lindopatito: go make out with george

drewastaken: gladly

noaskersfound: no

drewastaken: SIGH.

schlatt2020: im confused
schlatt2020:how do we make them suffer??

karlthatKILLSpeople!: yeah im confused too

lindopatito: good good stay confused
lindopatito: sap we could fake our deaths and run away

sippycup: yes okay where are we going

schlatt2020: wait quackity?
schlatt2020: as in was in the same debate team as me quackity?

lindopatito: FUCK

muffinman: language, please guys

noaskersfound: dw bad

noaskersfound has added skeppman to the groupchat

fundynfurry: ppman??

skeppman: wgats vaapin

muffinman: oh my gosh

jdkinnie: u guys are gonna get me in trouble
jdkinnie: sTOP SPAMMING MY PHONE

lindopatito: this is kinda the point of a gc wil

sippycup: ya ppl are s u p p o s e d to talk

jdkinnie:
jdkinnie: go back to crying because shlatt and karl are in this gc, please

lindopatito: FUCC U

muffinman: sigh

schlatt2020: never got my question answered smh 

lindopatito: good
lindopatito: suffer

schlatt2020: i like u

lindopatito: BAHGFRTYUIJHGFDESUYUY^%$#@!*()(**&$#@!@{:LBHGFVRTYTY

noaskersfound: aw good job u broke my roommate 

drewastaken: i can be ur new roommate

noaskersfound: no u snorted apple sauce that one time i slept over

drewastaken: annnd???

noaskersfound: we had to go to the ER d r e a m.

drewastaken: and it was fuuun

noaskersfound: NO.

fundynfurry: uhhh can someone help me 
fundynfurry: im kinda yk
fundynfurry: STILL IN THE FURRY GROUP.

jdkinnie: oh that right

jdkinnie has added technoblade to the groupchat!

lindopatito: well that's a boring name tf

schlatt2020: oh ur alive

lindopatito: 
lindopatito: padrenuestroqueestasenelcielo-

noaskersfound: jfc no this again

muffinman: language!! 

schlatt2020: fuck cunt shit stupid bitch fuck 

muffinman: :"))))

lindopatito: i have never been more in love
 -lindopatito has deleted a message!

skeppman: ay keave bad slonr

schlatt2020: wtf does that even say

muffinman: thank you skeppy :)!

technoblade: uh who tf is this
technoblade: except wilbur and fundy

fundynfurry: WHY DID U SIGN ME UP FOR A FURRY GROUP

technoblade: cause ur a furry??? also i heard dream was gonna do it and it would've pissed him off

drewastaken: anD IT DID

technoblade: oh
technoblade: you're here

drewastaken: Y E A H

noaskersfound: if u guys are gonna argue im going to sleep

technoblade: im guessing that's george
technoblade: and the rest of u have ur name in ur user so that's easy

lindopatio: how about mee

technoblade: no one else knows spanish quackity

karlthatKILLSpeople!: guys do u like my new hoodie
[karlthatKILLSpeople! has attached an image!]

sippycup: yes u look nice
sippycup: i meant IT looks nice
sippycup: it as in the hoodie not u cause ur not an it but u also look nice

karlthatKILLSpeople!: oh thank u :)))!

technoblade: and that's sapnap

sippycup: how did u know?-

technoblade: well ur simping over karl

sippycup: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

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lindopatito: ahaha just did las drogas feeling good

seen by schlatt2020

lindopatito: no

lindopatito: no

lindopatito: no

lindopatito: no

lindopatito: no

lindopatito: no

lindopatito: no

lindopatito: no

lindopatito: wrong gc

lindopatito: wrong gc

lindopatito: god kill me

lindopatito: kill me rn

schlatt2020: all i did was see ur message-
schlatt2020: do i have this much power over u?

sippycup has logged on

lindopatito: NO

sippycup: yes.

lindopatito: SAPNAP. 
lindopatito: WTF.

sippycup: u started this u coward
sippycup: quackity is a simp if u tell him to do something he'll do it for u

lindopatito: NO.
lindopatito: NO HABLO INGLES

schlatt2020: yo tambien hablo español

lindopatito: no joke I'm about to faint rn

sippycup: wait what class do u have rn quackity?

lindopatito: why tf would I tell u traitor 

schlatt2020: what class do u have?

lindopatito: ahahah political science ii
lindopatito: wait fuck-

schlatt2020: interesting, do you take law?

lindopatito: fuck off I'm not telling u anything
lindopatito: yes I do tho

schlatt2020: is your class almost over?

lindopatito: uh yeah it ends in 5 mins

schlatt2020: cool meet me at my dorm ill dm you it

lindopatito: ahahah okay okay
lindopatito: sapnap what the  f u c  c c c c k

schlatt2020 has logged off

lindopatito has logged off

sippycup: are u getting laid rn? I THINK UR GETTING LAID RN
sippycup: forget abt making u suffer UR GETTING LAID

karlthatKILLSpeople! has logged on

karlthatKILLSpeople!: guys please help :(
karlthatKILLSpeople!: I'm taking art classes and this hw is due in two days
karlthatKILLSpeople!: i haven't done any

sippycup: what do u need to do?

karlthatKILLSpeople!: basically just need to find a model and draw their best feature

l indopatito has logged on

lindopatito: sapnap is free

lindopatito has logged off

sippycup: what the fuck

karlthatKILLSpeople!: wait rlly

sippycup: well I mean uh

karlthatKILLSpeople!: please sapnap, it'll only be for a few hours!
karlthatKILLSpeople!: besides I rlly like ur jaw and ur hands
karlthatKILLSpeople!: pleaseeeeeeeeeee

sippycup: okay fine

karlthatKILLSpeople!: YAY thank you! Ill make it up to u i promise ill do anything

sippycup: anything?

karlthatKILLSpeople!: anything :)

drewastaken: oui oui?

noaskersfound: dream they were having a moment.
noaskersfound: u just ruined it

drewastaken: rlly weird how two simps got with the person they were simping over rn huh george

noaskersfound: no? not rlly?

drewastaken: pls say yes

noaskersfound: yes dream, it is very weird.

drewastaken: wanna make it 3 ;)?

noaskersfound: goodbye, dream.

noaskersfound has logged off.

drewastaken: oh well, was worth a shot

drewastaken has logged off

sippycup has logged off

karlthatKILLSpeople! has logged off

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4:01 pm

drewastaken: is it weird that when i think of schlatt i think of that guy from zootopia?
drewastaken: the lion guy

lindopatito: h u h.

drewastaken: oh hey
drewastaken: can u walk okay i forgot my earbuds at yours and georges room

lindopatito: FUCK YOU THAT DIDNT EVEN HAPPEN

schlatt2020: it couldve

lindopatito: wait huh

schlatt2020: u read me

lindopatito: excuse me a minute

4:04 pm

noaskersfound: quackity just woke me up by screaming very loudly into his pillow.

jdkinnie: George its 4 pm

noaskersfound: yeah?

jdkinnie: and you just woke up?

noaskersfound: wow wilbur i don't know it's almost like i didn't tell you quackity woke me up

jdkinnie: fix ur sleep schedule?

noaskersfound: mmm no <3

jdkinnie: i try oh well

drewastaken: ANYWAYS.

karlthatKILLSpeople!: i got a good grade on my assignment :)

sippycup: that's good
sippycup: not that i ever doubted u tho u have rlly good skills 

drewastaken: simps, so many of them

noaskersfound: does anyone have any raspberries i ran out and don't feel like going to the store

drewastaken: i have some.

sippycup: we don't??

drewastaken: ill bring u some give me 5 minutes

noaskersfound: thanks :]

4:15 pm


muffinman: does anyone know why dream was in such a rush?

skeppman: yeaj he psyhed the carr i was un and i crshed intto a buke

technoblade: what does that even say.

muffinman: he pushed the cart skeepy was in and he crashed into a bike

karlthatKILLSpeople: was he holding any raspberries?

muffinman: yes actually he was
muffinman: how did you know?

skeppman: did geore wna sone??>

karlthatKILLSpeople: oh god-

4:20 pm

drewastaken: i got them

muffinman: dream, i think you caused a car crash.

drewastaken: this was more important

muffinman: dream, you caused a car crash.

drewastaken: and?? george has his raspberries now??

lindopatito: 0/10 don't use chapstick as lube <//3
lindopatito: DREAM U CAUSED A CAR CRASH??

drewastaken: QUACKITY YOU HAD S E X??

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1:33 am

lindopatito: ahaha
lindopatito: is anyone awake by any chance
lindopatito: please shawty, please

schlatt2020 has logged on!

schlatt2020: its one am, why are you up??
schlatt2020: you have class in a few hours

lindopatito: well uh
lindopatito: i drank one of karls monsters,, cause i rlly needed the energy

schlatt2020: so you have a lot of energy now??

lindopatito: not exactllyyy
lindopatito: ahaha paranoia of me or george getting kidnapped go brrr

schlatt2020: do you need me to come over??

lindopatito: its one am

schlatt2020: and??

lindopatito: i would rather you not get kidnapped either

schlatt2020: i have a gun
schlatt2020: do you want me to come over??

lindopatito: if you dont i might cry

schlatt2020: great cause im already here
seen
-

Quackitys eyes quickly darted up to the door, that fast? wait was he already on his way?- you know what, doesn't matter. he quickly took the warm covers off of his legs and put his phone down on the bed, he got up and rushed to the door, he'd prefer for schlatt not to get kidnapped before confessing his sadly undying love for him. he was quick to unlock and open the door, which revealed a tired Schlatt holding an actual gun. "You actually have a gun?" Quackity mumbled, trying to add some humor to the situation cause no joke he was about to break down right then and there and cry, that's how scared he was. he wasn't sure what happened, the day was going pretty well but once the lights went off his mind began to run with thoughts he did not want there, and soon enough he was stuck with a pile of paranoia.

"course i do, you wanna lay down? you seem pretty tired," schlatt said, looking like he was also biting back a yawn. Quackity was quick to nod, he was tired, the only reason he couldn't fall asleep was that the moment he closed his eyes another rush of paranoia would come causing them to quickly open back up. 

Once they got comfortable in Quackitys bed (and once schlatt put his gun to the side too) they let their eyes fall shut, waiting for sleep to overcome them but apparently having Schlatt, and a gun, in the same room as him didn't give Quackity much comfort as moments later his eyes shot open again and he began to breathe heavily. "you okay?" this time he was quick to shake his head.
"no. I'm like- really fucking scared right now," he mumbled looking at his hands which were tightly gripping the bedsheets in fear, shortly after he felt a hand being placed on top of his, Schlatt's hand. If you ever asked Quackity if he ever thought of holding Schlatts hand, he'd pretend he didn't even know who that was, mentally his mind would just be repeating "yes." the poor boy has liked him since he saw him win a debate in senior year. it was now his second year of college. "you're going to be fine, and so is George. no one is coming in here, there's only you, me, George, and a gun." Schlatt mumbled back, he sounded tired and like he was on the verge of falling asleep.
"what if someone does?"
"well, i don't have a gun license for no reason, babe." Ah the nicknames. If you had told Quackity one week ago that Schlatt would have been lying next to him, holding his hand, comforting him, and calling him pet names, he would've laughed at you. and threatened you for knowing about the fact that he liked him. but this was real, this was actually happening, though it all felt like a day fever. or a dream. "did you fall asleep?" he heard after a while, his eyelids had finally closed and refused to open trying to welcome sleep. "almost."
"night."
"night."
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10:55 am

noaskersfound: just found these two losers
[ -noaskersfound has attached an image!]

drewastaken: is that a g u n?

schlatt2020: he's abt to find out :).

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[lindopatito, karlthatKILLSpeople!]

karlthatKILLSpeople!: quackity,

lindopatito: karl 
lindopatito: listen i can explain

karlthatKILLSpeople!: you c ud d l e d with SCHLATT. the guy who you've been in love with since December of senior year
karlthatKILLSpeople!: and u also drank one of my monsters >:p

lindopatito: cuddled seems like a strong word don't you think?-

karlthatKILLSpeople!: well i mean is there really another way to call it???
karlthatKILLSpeople!: i mean it shows VERRY clearly in the picture

lindopatito: well yeaaah but idk cuddle just seems like a couple-ly word yk??

karlthatKILLSpeple!: quackity i love you but there is rlly no other word for it

lindopatito: eHHHH

karlthatKILLSpeople!: QUACKITY. 
karlthatKILLSpeople!: U MEAN TO TELL ME,
karlthatKILLSpeople!: U HAD S E G G S WITH THE GUY
karlthatKILLSpeople!: AND NEITHER OF U HAS CONFESSED.

lindopatito: literally how did u get that from eHHHH
lindopatito: i mean ur not wrong but how

karlthatKILLSpeople!: its a talent really,
karlthatKILLSpeople!: BUT QUACKITY

lindopatito: KARL LET ME HAVE THIS PLEASE.
lindopatito: I DONT BOTheR U AND SAPNAPS WEIRD DRAWING RELATIONSHIP.

karlthatKILLSpeople!: WDYM.

lindopatito: KARL U HAVE BEEN MY FRIEND SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL.
lindopatito: THAT WAS NO ASSIGNMENT FOR SCHOOL ASSHAT

karlthatKILLSpeople!: 
karlthatKILLSpeople!: i-
karlthatKILLSpeople!: goodday.

-

drewastaken: guys we need a gc name

noaskersfound: why is this a thing again

skeppman: cause fundy was forced in a furry group but like any chatfic it has progressed to something more chaotic, mostly because someone else was added into the groupchat and it will continue to do so until the author gives up in the mean time so much suppressed emotions are being let out on here so we're all wound to end up getting hurt at some point some more than others cause the author finds comfort in other characters more, which would explain why some characters arent as active as the rest.

drewastaken:

noaskersfound:

lindopatito:

fundynfurry:

karlthatKILLSpeople!:

schlatt2020: what.

technoblade: h e h

sippycup: don't mind him he's high

muffinman: skeppy I'm glad you can spell. but what.

skeppman: BADD I TRRIED TE DEEVUL LETUCE

muffinman:
muffinman: is that like-
muffinman: a salad??

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drewastaken: george

drewastaken: how much money for u to kiss me

noaskersfound: no

lindopatito: i’ll give u 10 dollars to kiss dream george

noaskersfound: what

lindopatito: i won’t wake u up till 7 pm

jdkinnie: george how long do u sleep for

noaskersfound: i’m sorry i thought the guy who tried to blow up a building to cope was talking to me

fundynfurry: u sleep to cope ?

noaskersfound: no i sleep to escape

drewastaken: kinda concerning

drewastaken: but i will pay you 500 dollars for a kiss

drwastaken: a p e c k

drewastaken: i will fight techno in front of the teacher for even one

technoblade: what.

technoblade: why am i a part of your sad simping

drewastaken: shut up techno i’m trying to get a kiss

technoblade: this is depressing dream.

sippycup: techno let him have this

noaskersfound: yeah i’m going to sleep goodnight

drewastaken: i will build you a whole muSHROOM EMPIRE 

noaskersfound: i am now listening 

lindopatito: rlly george.

noaskersfound: the guy is offering me a whole empire

noaskersfound: dont rlly george me

drewastaken: wait rlly

noaskersfound: sigh.

noaskersfound: get your sad ten dollars, a mushroom and get in my room already dream.

drewastaken: Y E S.

drewastaken: k but now i kinda wanna fight techno in front of the whole school

technoblade: is that a challenge?

drewastaken: yes.

technoblade: 2 pm, the courtyard. it will be announced at 11 am.

noaskersfound: i am starting to regret agreeing to that kiss.

noaskersfound: you better not loose dream

drewastaken: if i win can i get an extra kiss

noaskersfound:

noaskersfound: fine.

sippycup: DANG DREAMS RLLY WINNING RN

karlthatKILLSpeople!: wait techno how are you gonna get it announced?

technoblade: karl

technoblade: you know your way around the office right?

karlthatKILLSpeople!: i can literally get detention for announcing something like that

sippycup: i am suddenly against this idea

drewastaken: sapnap will form as bait boom done

sippycup: wtf

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drewastaken: GUYS.
drewastaken: [one image attached]

lindopatito: IS THAT FUCING SAPNAP

noaskersfound: WHY IS HE DRESSED AS BARNEY.

drewastaken: DISTRACTION BAHHAHAHA

karlthatKILLSpeople!: i have never been more in love.
seen by lindo patito and 8 more

drewastaken: hold up.

noaskersfound: hold up.

muffinman: hold up.

technoblade: hold up.

skeppman: hold up.

fundynfurry: hold up.

schlatt2020: hold up.

jdkinnie: hold up.

lindopatito: KARL THiSS ISNT DMS KARL KARL KARL

karlthatKILLSpeople! has deleted a message

noaskersfound: YOU KNEW.

lindopatito: NO NO I DIDNT
lindopatito: MAYBE A BIT
lindopatito: OO ANNOUNCEMENTS,, LEETS PAY ATTENTION TO THAAT

-

"if techno and everyone else can report to the courtyard to see me beat his a-" a voice came from the intercom, causing everyone to look up, "what do you mean i cant curse? that's f-" muttered the same voice, talking to another person. "okay okay! whatever just come to the courtyard at 2 pm- You know what techno and everyone else get your ass out here cause I'm going to forget at 2 pm" then the noise cut out. everyone slowly turned to Techno, great. that idiot couldn't have stuck to the plan? 

"well- you heard the teletubbie man let's go!" a thick Irish accent voice shouted, causing everyone immediately to start packing, well it was a free pass to get out of class. Techno was the first to leave since he was the one who was going to be fighting Dream.
it wasn't going to be anything dangerous really, they were going to use the swords from the fencing class and whoever gave up first lost. 

"finally! you're slow."
"well i wasn't expecting to be fighting you at eleven am. i thought we'd stick to the two pm plan." He responded, pulling his hair into a ponytail. 
"well i woulda forgot, hey they're here!" they both turned to see Quackity, Karl, George, Bad, Skeppy, Fundy, Shlatt, Sapnap (who sadly took off the Barney costume), Wilbur and his brother or evil gremlin, Tommy who apparently brought his friends. Soon enough everyone else, including a few teachers who seemed done with his and techno's bullshit, came into the courtyard. "okay," dream said, handing techno a sword, "let's do this."
-
karlthatKILLSpeople!: why is schlatts hand there.

schlatt2020: where

sippycup: wait off topic but why did everyone say hold up

karlthatKILLSpeople!: OH MY GOSH DID DREAM ALMOST DIE

-

drewastaken: stop teciyng
drewastaken: your buzimhhh my pho
(stop texting, you're buzzing my phone)

noaskersfound: i kissed that idiot.

drewastaken: it was pec
drewastaken: on the check
(it was a peck, on the cheek)

skeppman: i uundrstood thta
(i understood that)

noaskersfound: YOU IDIOT PAY ATTENTION
-
jdkinnie: does anyone wonder how dream techno haven't been suspended 

drewastaken: causeim aweosme
(cause I'm awesome) 

jdkinnie: and techno?

drewastaken: I'm not ocmptinh thabditiot
(I'm not complimenting that idiot)

technoblade: stop texting

drewastaken: how rhhe fucc
(how the fucc)
-
From a distance you can see Tommy, lean towards Wilbur, trying to see what was on his phone as Wilbur leaned away from him, pushing his face away. Tommy huffed and gave up before shouting, "come on techno! don't lose to an am- wait is techno American too? what the fu-"
-
jdkinnie: guys 
jdkinnie: tommy is onto me
jdkinnie: we only have so much time.
-
drewastaken:schlatt why isnyour  hand    oojn quakictys ss
(Schlatt why is your hand on quackitys ass)

schlatt2020: il pretend i didn't understand that.
-
noaskersfound: this loser is NOT fricking losing

sippycup: didn't u call him a loser

noaskersfound: yeah

sippycup: why are you so surprised he's losing

noaskersfound: karl you wanna come watch with me and sapnap

karlthatKILLSpeople!: sure :)

sippycup: GEORGE.

noaskersfound: :]
-
drewastaken: GORGEG is GoNNA hAVE TO KIS ME YESS
(George is gonna have to kiss me YESS)

"Dream stop texting!"
-
sippycup: DREAM WON DREAM WON

jdkinnie: WTF 

karlthatKILLSpeople!: WOOOOOOOO

lindopatito: DID GEORGE JUST KISS DREAM.

sippycup: WHAT.

jdkinnie added killedawomenpog, tubboinatub, and ranbooforgets to the groupchat!

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jdkinnie: fuck

jdkinnie: it's over 

jdkinnie: this is it

killedawomen: pog

tubboinatub: is this a gc??

tubboinatub: hello :)

muffinman: hello :)

muffinman: i like him he's so wholesome uwu


ranbooforgets: wait for it


tubboinatub: i will murder ur entire family but okay <3

muffinman: qwq

skeppman: heye



technoblade: How did you manage to butcher that so badly, Skeppy.



skeppman: irrs a talnet


technoblade: It's really not.

technoblade: Tommy, how are you even here?


killedawomenpog: ew proper grammar 
killedawomenpog: and for your information
killedawomenpog: i am everywhere u are, to terrorize u


technoblade: I wish dad would disown you.


drewastaken: guys shut up I'm trying to make out with George 


lindopatito: WHAT.


drewastaken: u read me


sippycup: the fact that George isn't answering doesn't hELP-


karlthatKILLSpeople!: HE ISNT ONLINE EITHER


drewastaken: duh cause we're making out

drewastaken: now sh


killedawomenpog: I'm disturbed


drewastaken: ew minors


killedawomenpog: don't u have a sister?


drewastaken: let me rephrase: ew tommy.


killedawomenpog: well that's just plain rude


tubboinatub: wait schlatt is here?


schlatt2020: u called

schlatt2020: wait why is my son here


tubboinatub: hi :)


lindopatito: youre what


ranbooforgets: your what.


schlatt2020: o fuc-


lindopatito: I've slept with you and you have a SON


ranbooforgets: tubbo we're married and schlatts your DAD?


tubboinatub: YOUVE BEEN WHAT WITH MY DAD.


schlatt2020: YOURE WHAT WITH MY SON


fundynfurry: guys i caught a bird

fundynfurry: oh bad timing sorry

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skeppman: furry hwo diid you  cathc aa bridd
(furry how did you catch a bird)

fundynfurry: what did you just call me.

killedawomenpog: well your name does have furry

fundynfurry: what.

killedawomenpog: what

killedawomenpog: just saying

tubboinatub: anyways... back to QUACKITY HAVING SEX WITH MY DAD.

lindopatito: I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS YOUR DAD

lindopatito: OR THAT YOU TWO WERE EVEN RELATED


karlthatKILLSpeople: wait u actually had sex and didn't tell me

lindopatito: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut up.


schlatt2020: okay- he's not my actual son i adopted him


tubboinatub: HE FOUND ME IN A BOX


ranbooforgets: how-

ranbooforgets: and WHY weren't we a w a r e of this?


tubboinatub: idk it never came up??


schlatt2020: i adopted him like last yr or something idk

schlatt2020: basically my cousin had him first somethings came up boom i adopted him


lindopatito: and you didn't t e l l me?


schlatt2020: it never came up??-

lindopatito: how would it come u-

lindopatito: o k a y


tubboinatub: so is your relationship basically-

tubboinatub: seggs


lindopatito: uhhhh


tubboinatub: does this mean i have another dad???

lindopatito: UHHHHHHHHHHHH


schlatt2020: tubbo i am not gonna answer those questions

schlatt2020: and you're m a r r i e d?


tubboinatub: platonically yes


schlatt2020: and you never mentioned this to me?


tubboinatub: it never came up father of mine

tubboinatub: just how you never told me you were sleeping with some duck guy


schlatt2020: tubbo,,, why would i tell you that-


tubboinatub: well at least some warning that you were going out would be nice


schlatt2020: tubbo we're not going out.


lindopatito has logged off


tubboinatub: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

tubboinatub: dad meet my legal platonic husband ranboo

tubboinatub: legal platonic husband ranboo meet my legal parent of one year


ranbooforgets: your relationships are worrying and chaotic, tubbo


tubboinatub: yeaahhhh

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schlatt2020: has anyone seen qauckity??

drewastaken: mmmm no?? sorry :/



noaskersfound: he's in our dorm i think it might be best if you guys don't @ him rn tho like srsly


 
karlthatKILLSpeople: does he need me to come over??


noaskersfound: he said yes 


karlthatKILLSpeople: mk ill be over in a bit


noaskersfound: ty 

drewastaken: ???


noaskersfound: shut up

noaskersfound: don't talk u made everyone believe we were making out while my phone was dead & i was asleep.


drewastaken: it was worth it

drewastaken: but what's going on???


noaskersfound: tell u later


schlatt2020: what's going on?? 


noaskersfound: we'll tell quackity to dm u


karlthatKILLSpeople: I'm outside george 


noaskersfound: letting u in

schlatt2020, lindopatito

schlatt2020: hey babe are u okay?

lindopatito: hey

lindopatito: sorry are george and karl making it seem like a big deal?

schlatt2020: no just worried

lindopatito: i’m fine schlatt 

schlatt2020: you don’t seem fine

lindopatito: it’s just some family stuff

schlatt2020: do u want to talk abt it?

schlatt2020: srry im not rlly good at this

lindopatito: it’s okay

lindopatito: its not anything to serious

lindopatito: dIVORCE TINGZ AHAHAHA

schlatt2020: quacks 

lindopatito: yesss

schlatt2020: you can talk to me

lindopatito: idk

lindopatito: there’s not much to talk abt my parents just got a divorce two years ago today still not over it :/

schlatt2020: do u want me to come over?

lindopatito: idk bout u but i don’t rlly feel like having sex on the day my parents divorced 

schlatt2020: not for sex

schlatt2020: idk comfort or smthing

lindopatito: will u bring chipotle?

schlatt2020: sure

lindopatito: then get ur hot ass over here

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tubboinatub: no but

tubboinatub: how have u never had chipotle??


ranbooforgets: my parents said it was a "scam"


tubbointub: w h a t.

tubboinatub: we ar not raising micheal like this 


ranbooforgets: but i mean-

ranbooforgets: it doesn't l o o k that good


killedawomenpog: you chose HIM over me

killedawomenpog: also who tf is micheal


ranbooforgets: welp he's your best friend not mine cya

ranboo forgets has gone offline

tubboinatub: me and ranboo might have adopted a child names micheal


tubboinatub: my dad doesn't know tho

schlatt2020: huh.


tubboinatub: oh

tubboinatub: heeeeyy daaaad


schlatt2020: you have a WHAT now


tubboinatub: ITS NOT AN ACTAUL KID

tubboinatub: its a pig :D

tubboinatub: we saw it at an adoption shelter & they were gonna put it down cause they didn't have money for a vet


schlatt2020: so that's why those 4k dollars were missing???


lindopatito: I'm sorry 4 what now.


schlatt2020: go back to sleep q


tubboinatub: you two are together rn???

tubboinatub: wait i thought u were home


schlatt2020: ill bring u back chipotle 


tubboinatub: can u get 2???

tubboinatub: @ranbooforgets come over 


ranbooforgets has gone online!

ranbooforgets: ur not feeding that to me


tubboinatub:  yes i am

tubboinatub: come over

tubboinatub: it'll be gooooooooooooooooooooood

tubboinatub: pleasee

tubboinatub: ill let u have Michael for an extra day


ranbooforgets: were watching the office after


tubboinatub: stay over :O???


ranbooforgets: sure


tubboinatub: dad can we have chipotle for breakfast?

ranbooforgets: tubbo i didn't agree to this-

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skeppman: gus

skeppman: guhhs 

skeppman: guts 

skeppman: GUFS 


technoblade: Just ask the question. 

skeppman: hiw do meermaidds have seccs 
(how do mermaids have sex)

muffinman: skeppy, why

skeppman: bad thus is sseruois
(bad this is serious)


drewastaken: if u think abt it mermaids swim in their own pee


noaskersfound: dream,


drewastaken: yes

noaskersfound: please stfu.

drewastaken: sigh.



killedawomenpog: forget about mermaid sex I just had the best chocolate milk ever

lindopatito: wtf now I want some

killedawomenpog: ranboo actually makes good chocolate milk

ranbooforget: thank you, tommy

killedawomenpog: still a bitch though

ranbooforgets: ill take it, tommy 

killedawomenpog: at least u don't drink plain milk

killedawomenpog: unlike someone else

tubboinatub: it's not that bad

tubboinatub: besides schlatt does it too so if u want to blame someone blame him

lindopatito: he does what.

schlatt2020: it doesn't taste that bad

karlthatKILLSpeople: quacks this is the guy who you've liked since high school. 

karlthatKILLSpeople: sure he has a gun but drinks plain milk wtf

schlatt2020: he's what since when.

lindopatito: karl.

drewastaken: you had sex together and u havent TOLD him quackity-

noaskersfound: qauckity u had sex

lindopatito: wtf george i thought u of all ppl would know 

tubboinatub: why are we talking abt my dad having sex.

schlatt2020: why wasn't i told u liked me

lindopatito: i just assumed you knew???


schlatt2020: dms rn



Schlatt2020, Lindopatito

schlatt2020: since highschool??


lindopatito: schlatt is this rlly a big deal??


schlatt2020: yes quackity, it kinda is.


lindopatito: well why? why does it have to be??

lindopatito: i mean from what I've know u didnt rlly know me until the gc

lindopatito: even know u don't even know me, rlly our relationship is that one time we hung out in your room, sex, and those two other times you had to comfort me. 

schlatt2020: i knew you before the group chat quackity.


lindopatito: barley. i mean what did u rlly know? i was some guy in your debate team who liked to win arguments. 

lindopatito: why does it matter now? 

lindopatito: be honest would it have mattered then? or before this groupchat?


schlatt2020: yes, it would quackity. 


lindopatito: why?


schlatt2020: what do people tell you? when you tell them 

schlatt2020: what did karl tell you?


lindopatito: nothing really, he told me he was happy for me


schlatt2020: did he really? cause i can tell that karl does not like me. especially not when I'm around you


lindopatito: that's cause he's really overprotective 


schlatt2020: he wouldn't have to be if I was good for you.


lindopatito: what?


schlatt2020: when I talk to my friends about you they always agree how you're a nice person, you're funny.

schlatt2020: has karl ever agreed with anything good you had to say abt me?


lindopatito: that's not the point


schlatt2020: then what is the point?


lindopatito: the point is that I really really do like you

lindopatito: I have since high school

lindopatito: nobody's going to change that


schlatt2020: then that's why its important.


lindopatito: I'm going over 


4:20 pm

drewastaken has names the groupchat "I played a kazoo full of soap"

noaskersfound: dream

noaskersfound: what the fuck.

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sippycup: @karlthatKILLSpeople



noaskersfound: no karl ignore him



sippycup: fuuc u



noaskersfound: karl he's drunk, trust me ignore him



karlthatKILLSpeople: should I be worried?? 



noaskersfound: no, ignore him please



sippycup: KALR


sippycup: KALR MY BEKOVED



karlthatKILLSpeople: ???



noaskersfound: IGNORE???



sippycup: SUT The FucC UO


sippycup: not u karrrrl ily 

noakersfound: /p



sippycup: stfu its /r



noaskersfound: sapnap ur gonna regret this tomorow



sippycup: nO IW ONT

sippycup: KARL



karlthatKILLSpeople!: yeah???



noaskersfound: karl, please. ignore him.



sippycup: karl ily /romantiicccc



karlthatKILLSpeople: what???


sippycup: SUGGH

sippycup: KARL I  AM IB KLOVW WITH YOUUU

sippycup:a actualy where are u I'm doing thus irl


noaskersfound: I lost him, fuck.


karlthatKILLSpeople: I'm in my room??


sippycup: swag I'm goinffh


noaskersfound: KARL.

noaskersfound: DREAM HELP???

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karl stared at his phone, confused. What was going on? he got a few hurried and panicked dms from George, telling him to ignore sapnap and to not let him in. to be honest, he didn't even want to pay attention to that. He liked the attention he was receiving from sapnap at the moment. 

he heard a knock. well, multiple knocks. His eyes darted up to the door and he slipped out of bed. The floor was cold. "nick?" he asked when he opened the door to reveal sapnap, who was very obviously intoxicated. "what are you-"

"karl!" the other gasped as if he had just realized he opened the door. "karl i need to-"

"Nick are you drunk??"

"shhh lemme finish," he said, covering karls mouth. "karl, I like you- a looot- like-" he extended his arms, "thiiiis much. karl, I love you." He confessed.
his eyes widened,

"you- what?"

"NICK!" He turned to see dream and George running over to them, panicked. "Shit- Karl you are asleep?-"

"you idiot he wont fall for that!" George shouted at him, smacking dream. 

"OW- karl?"

"I think I'm gonna pass out-"
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drewastaken: ahaha

drewastaken: mission failed??

drewastaken: does anyone know cpr karl fainted


muffinman: he w h a t?

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noaskersfound, sippycup

yesterday, 12:18 pm

sippycup: there's this new bar open


noaskersfound: okay??


sippycup: as my best friend u r obligated to come with me


noaskersfound: isn't dream ur best friend


sippycup: I said that so he'd get us pretzels

noaskersfound: they tasted bad.

sippycup: if u don't come I will expose ur undying love for dream


noaskersfound: I am not in love with dream


sippycup: "when you first walked into class, I thought you looked stupid. with your piss-yellow hoodie"


noaskersfound: OKAY OKAY ILL GO.


sippycup: YAY LY MWAAH


noaskersfound: I fucking hate u

12:43 am

noaskersfound: sapnap

noaskersfound: where r u i lost u 

sippycup: the bartender just gace me a theripy session


noaskersfound: mk ur drunk, hurry up lets go

sippycup: I'm gonna tell karl i like him


noaskersfound: no

noaskersfound: you'll regret when u wake up, let's go

noaskersfound: SAPNAP



noaskersfound, karlthatKILLSpeople!


12:45 am


noaskersfound: ignore him

noaskersfound: karl 

noaskersfound: karl

noaskersfound: KARL IGNORE HIM

noaskersfound: ignore him

noaskersfound: karl 

noaskersfound: karl

noaskersfound: KARL IGNORE HIM

noaskersfound: ignore him

noaskersfound: karl 

noaskersfound: karl

noaskersfound: KARL IGNORE HIM


sippycup, karlthatKILLSpeople!

today, 1:45 pm

sippycup: whatever i said last night, it didn't happen


karlthatKILLSpeople: nick


sippycup: look i was wasted okay, and it wasn't meant to happen


karlthatKILLSpeople: nick


sippycup: i don't want to lose our friendship karl. i mean, we just started talking again


karlthatKILLSpeople: did you mean it?


sippycup: karl,


karlthatKILLSpeople: if you really value our friendship then don't lie to me, nick

karlthatKILLSpeople: did you mean it?


sippycup: yes


karlthatKILLSpeople: oh


sippycup: did you think i didn't?


karlthatKILLSpeople: honestly?

karlthatKILLSpeople: no

karlthatKILLSpeople: look nick, this isn't me rejecting you

karlthatKILLSpeople: but, i do also need time

karlthatKILLSpeople: to figure my shit out


sippycup: okay, that's okay


karlthatKILLSpeople: thanks

sippycup: of course,

sippycup: now let's go harras fundy for being a furry

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fundynfurry: i fucking broke my wrist while trying to make a sandwich.

drewastaken: fundy, would u like to get married.

sippycup: H U H?

drewastaken: what???

sippycup: dream, get some glasses, that isn't george

drewastaken: I know???

karlthatKILLSpeople: wh

karlthatKILLSpeople: fundywastaken arc??

sippycup: no im forever staying on the gream arc

lindopatito: I thought it was dreamnotfound

sippycup: no its gream

schlatt2020: gream sounds fucking weird

muffinman: language 

muffinman: and gream kinda reminds me of cream

sippycup: schlatt you think it sounds weird cause you're a simp

schlatt2020: and im sure you're fucking not

schlatt2020: oh

schlatt2020: language sorry

muffinman: :)

fundynfurry: guys please someone just take me to the hospital, eret is out of town

drewastaken: ill take u fundy dw

karlthatKILLSpeople: fundywastaken

schlatt2020: i didn't know dream was into furries 

fundynfurry: i am not a furry.

schlatt2020: woof woof arf arf

fundynfurry: .

schlatt2020: arf arf

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sippycup: ayyy guess who has a hot date


drewastaken: fucking finally

schlatt2020: i second that

noaskersfound: well that makes one of us


lindopatito: the fact I wasn't informed beforehand is disgusting

jdkinnie: congrats ig

muffinman: aww im happy for you both!


technoblade: still a simp


skeppman: vonagrsst


fundynfurry: would give u a thumbs up but i broke my wrist

ranbooforgets: congrats to you both

killedawomenpog: well at least you pulled someone

tubboinatub: :thumbs_up:

karlthatKILLSpeople!: that's cool, who r u going with :)?

killedawomenpog: *music stops*


noaskersfound: what.


drewastaken: what.


fundynfurry: what.


lindopatito: what.

schlatt2020: what.


technoblade: what.


skeppman: what.


ranbooforgets: what.


tubboinatub: what.


jdkinnie: what.


karlthatKILLSpeople!: what???-


sippycup: why is there a what chain-


lindopatito: wdym with w h o?

lindopatito: sapnap with w h o


sippycup: some girl on the cheer team??


lindopatito:w t f.

karlthatKILLSpeople!: don't listen to them sap they're weird, congrats tho :))

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schlatt2020 has added itsminxig to "I played a kazoo full of soap"

itsminxig: good fucking riddance

itsaminxig: I had to tie him up and steal his phone just to get in here

itsminxig: and maybe knock him out but the press doesn't need to know that

drewastaken: who's gonna ask


noaskersfound: I'm sleeping


sippycup: karl can ask


karlthatKILLSpeople!: I'm good


itsminxig: gee. 

itsminxig: thanks.


justkilledawomenpog: I'll ask

justkilledawomenpog: who the fuck are you


drewastaken: thx ig..


justkilledawomenpog: ungrateful bitch.

schlatt2020: that mf tied me up


itsminxig: oh..ur awake.


schlatt2020: that's minx whatever u do don't make eye contact with her


itsminxig: I was scrolling thru the ppl here 

itsminxig: why tf is quackity here


lindopatito: u called

lindopatito: oh

lindopatito: well this is awkward


schlatt2020: u two know each other


lindopatito: sorta


itsminxig: well shit if ur bf is here i don't wanna third wheel


schlatt2020: my huh


itsminxig added nihachoo to "I played a kazoo full of soap"

noaskersfound: dream wtf


drewastaken: what


noaskersfound: change the gc name


drewastaken: anything for u george


noaskersfound: literally die.

drewastaken: almost anything for you george,,,,


nihachoo: hello :)


itsminxig: oh niki thank god

itsminxig: i was surrounded by men Niki

itsminxig: it was so terrible 


muffinman: hi niki :D


nihachoo: helloo bad :)


fundynfurry: if we're adding ppl can i add my friend


drewastaken: yeah ofc 


sippycup: cough


drewastaken: what


sippycup: hm?


drewastaken: what r u doing


sippycup: nothing nothing

sippycup: cough cough


fundynfurry: anyways,,,


fundynfurry has added eretlikeparrot?? to "I played a kazoo full of soap"

itsminxig: who the fuck r u


eretlikeparrot??: it's Britney bitch. 

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itsminxig: @schlatt2020

itsminxig: @schlatt2020

itsminxig: @schlatt2020

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itsminxig: @schlatt2020

itsminxig: @schlatt2020

schlatt2020: jfc w h a t.

schlatt2020: some people are trying to have sex in p e a c e.

karlthatKILLSpeople!: ew.

schlatt2020: ok virgin


itsminxig: CAN GUYS MOVE THEIR DICKS?


schlatt2020: Im

schlatt2020: im s o r r y?

itsminxig: I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS GUY RIGHT??

itsminxig: AND I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM HEAD

itsminxig: BUT INSTEAD HE SAID "WANNA SEE SMTHING" 

itsminxig: I THOUGHT HE WAS INTO SMTHING KINKY

itsminxig: BUT THIS GUY MOVES HIS DICK LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER.

itsminxig: SO I S  L A P P E D IT.

schlatt2020 has gone offline

karlthatKILLSpeople! has gone offline

itsminxig: SCHLATT.

itsminxig: SCHLATT I NEED ANSWERS


schlatt2020 has gone online

schlatt2020: ya and i need sex

schlatt2020: @lindopatito come over </3

lindopatito has gone online

lindopatito: i just left tho

schlatt2020: we'll watch shrek 3 after

lindopatito: I'm outside like rn let me in

lindopatito: let me in

lindopatito: let me innnn pleaseeeeeeeeee

itsminxig: QUACKITY CAN U MOVE UR DICK??

lindopatito has gone offline

schlatt2020 has gone offline

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drewastaken: guys

drewastaken: h e l p

sippycup: dream wtf ive been spamming u

noaskersfound: why

sippycup: username ideas

karlthatKILLSpeople!: we should have matching usernames 

karlthatKILLSpeople!: ive always wanted to have those it sounds fun

sippycup: oh yea we should

sippycup: idk what would match tho

karlthatKILLSpeople: another quote from it??

sippycup: oh yeahhh

drewastaken: GUYS??

drewastaken: HELP???

noaskersfound: aren’t u with techno

sippycup: oh god he’s stabbed u hasn’t he

sippycup: i knew this day would come

drewastaken: what no

sippycup: oh

sippycup: then what wtf did u piss urself again??

drewastaken: NO I AM STUCK IN A BATHROOM

noaskersfound: how the fuck.

skeppman: i vant belenev this ifoit is ur bf george

noaskersfound: yeah thanks skeepy.

muffinman: george i don’t think that was a compliment.

noaskersfound: i cant understand him so i’m just assuming it was a compliment 

lindopatito: pretty privilege has gotten to him.

drewastaken: GUYS I AM STUCK.

itsminxig: step bro???

schlatt2020: step bro??

technoblade: oh. so this is what he’s doing.

drewastaken: TEHCNO HELP ME IM STUCK

technoblade: what.

drewastaken: IM STUCK JN THE BATHROOM.

technoblade: fucking hell.

drewastaken: PLEASE

drewastaken: IT SMELLS LIKE PISS

drewastaken: SOMEONE DREW A DICK WITH THEIR OWN SHIT.

technoblade: i’m going im going 

tubboinatub: is dream stuck again?

noaskersfound:yep

jdkinnie: dream ur really making me look bad from that one time i called u my hero.

drewastaken: it’s not my fucking fault i got stuck in a goddamn BATHROOM.

killedawomenpog: how about when u got stuck in that doghouse

lindopatito: DOGBOY CONFIRMED????

eretlikeparrot??: he's done what

fundynfurry: sadly

lindopatito: is that why u and fundy r friends

fundynfurry: what

lindopatito: ur both furries 

fundynfurry: I AM NOT 

schlatt2020: woof woof arf arf

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sippycup: do u ever just

drewastaken: so true

drewastaken: amen

drewastaken: preach to the lord

sippycup: thank you

noaskersfound: what.

sippycup: do u hear something dream??

drewastaken: nothing.

drewastaken: nothing. i hear nothing.

noaskersfound: ur seriously still mad??

noaskersfound: it’s not fault wilbur chose me over u guys okay

nihachoo: george we might have a problem

sippycup: YOU TOOK NIKKI??

sippycup: actually, understandable have a good day.

jdkinnie: I PUNCHED HIM.

nihachoo: yeah that’s our problem

noaskersfound: WHAT?

jdkinnie: I PINCHED MICKY MOUSE

jdkinnie: RUN

jdkinnie: THEYRE AFTER ME

killedawomenpog: what the fuck

killedawomenpog: i couldn’t even take a picture with him

drewastaken: YOU TOOK TOMMY??

killedawomenpog: i wish dream was mickey mouse.

killedawomenpog: stupid rat

karlthatKILLSpeople: shouldn’t we be more concerned that Wilbur is getting arrested??

jdkinnie: AM I ON THE NEWWS??

technoblade: Is that what you care about??

killedawomenpog: just wait till daaad finds outt 

jdkinnie: I SERVED MY NIKEL

karlthatKILLSpeople: HOLY SHIT UR ON THE NEWS

jdkinnie: LETS FUCKING GO

nihachoo: WILBUR IS TEXTING AND DRIVING

nihachoo: WE MAY GET ARRESTED FOR THIS TOO

tubboinatub: I AM ALSO IN FJE CAR

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sippycup: oh no

drewastaken: our table????

noaskersfound: it’s broken????

killedawomenpog: i am trying to have my monthly breakdown wtf stop being funny

killedawomanpog: except dream

killedawomenpog: dream is never funny

drewastaken: thank you tommy i appreciate you too.

killedawomenpog: :)

tubboinatub: guys my heart is in my throat tell it to get down from there

killedawomanpog: i’ll get it down

tubboinatub: NO

tubboinatub: YOU SLAPPED ME LAST TIME

killedawomenpog: WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO??????

tubboinatub: N O T SLAP IT???

lindopatito: what the f

tubboinatub: OH QUACKITY

tubboinatub: is my dad home ??

lindopatito: tubbo why would i know if your dad is home-

tubboinatub: well it’s the weekend 

tubooinatub: and he’s always home on weekends 

lindopatito: that explains not much

tubboinatub: SIGH

schlatt2020: sorry tubzo im omw rn

tubboinatub: oh sweet

lindopatito: HELLO IM STILL LOST

tubboinatub: scratches head

ranbooforgets: tubbo is aware you and schlatt are dating and so normally he thinks you know where he is

tubboinatub: yea that EL OH EL 

lindopatito: tubbo we aren’t dating

tubboinatub: what

schlatt2020: i’ll talk to you at home

lindopatito: mhm

tubboinatub: wait but i don’t get it 

schlatt2020: tubbo at home

lindopatito: you and me both

schlatt2020: quacks

tubboinatub: huh

lindopatito: what

schlatt2020: can we not do this right now

lindopatito: im not doing anything 

lindopatito: i’m just agreeing with someone or am i not allowed to do that either

tubboinatub: uh guyyssss

schlatt2020: we’ll talk about it when i get back i promise

lindopatito: yeah and you promise a lot of things don’t you 

schlatt2020: alex

lindopatito: whatever schlatt i’ll see you later

schlatt2020: quackity come on

lindopatito has gone offline

tubboinatub: is everything okay dad??

tubboinatub: you don’t need to come home

schlatt2020: i’ll be there in 20 tubzo 

tubboinatub: oh

tubboinatub: okay