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How to publicly embarrass the Justice League on Twitter: by The Flash

Summary:

The Flash makes a Twitter account thinking it's a great idea. The Justice League's PR team disagrees.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: #TheJusticeLeagueAreCowards

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Peaceful Sagittarius @Sapphire

honestly with how many times I’ve seen the Flash get told to stop by Green Lantern its a fricken miracle that he’s still in the league

 

 

Scarlet Lightning @TheFlash

@Sapphire They can't fire me I’m their emotional support speedster :)



Peaceful Sagittarius @Sapphire

@TheFlash well- wait a sec are you actually the Flash??



Scarlet Lightning @TheFlash

@Sapphire Yep! [Image: The Flash taking a selfie in front of a window on the watchtower while holding a smoothie]



The Cerulean Bird @dabadeedabadaa

wtf?? Does the Justice League know about this?



Peaceful Sagittarius @Sapphire

@dabadeedabadaa The Justice League: Um...whatcha got there?

Flash: ...a smoothie?

 


 

Scarlet Lightning @TheFlash

Actually ya know what never mind I might be getting fired [Image: Batman is standing in front of a slideshow with the title reading “Why making a Twitter account is the worst thing Flash has ever done”]



Boy Wonder? More like Boy Thief @Robinthesecond

R.I.P. the Flash ????-2021



Peaceful Sagittarius @Sapphire

@Robinthesecond I-



The Cerulean Bird @dabadeedabadaa

@Robinthesecond this might be the best day of my life



Scarlet Lightning @TheFlash

@dabadeedabadaa yeah and now its the worst day of mine [Video: Batman is pointing at one of the slides but grabs his phone when it pings. He stares at it for a minute before Wonder Woman asks,”Is everything alright, Batman?”. He looks up and while glaring at the camera growls,” Flash” .]



Boy Wonder? More like Boy Thief @Robinthesecond

@TheFlash well at least you don’t LIVE with him. He can’t ground you!



Scarlet Lightning @TheFlash

@Robinthesecond not for a lack of trying



Boy Wonder? More like Boy Thief @Robinthesecond

@TheFlash Oh great and now he’s calling me



Holy [redacted] Batman! @Nightwing

@TheFlash @Robinthesecond oof



Boy Wonder? More like Boy Thief @Robinthesecond

@Nightwing shut up



Starships @weremeanttofly

...what just happened? 

 


 

The Justice League @ JLA

We would just like to say that anything @TheFlash says on Twitter should not be connected to us unless we say otherwise. Thank you.



Scarlet Lightning @TheFlash

@ JLA cowards say it to my face



Boy Wonder? More like Boy Thief @Robinthesecond

@TheFlash yeah fight the power! #TheJusticeLeagueAreCowards



Holy [redacted] Batman! @Nightwing

@Robinthesecond @TheFlash You two are officially my favorite people #TheJusticeLeagueAreCowards 

 


 

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