Chapter 1: Introduction
Chapter Text
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The tws for the entire fic are listed below, and several are in the tags. Some are more specific to certain chapters, but everything is generally very mild. Do proceed with caution if you are extra sensitive. I will update the list when and if I need to. If you notice anything I may have missed, please let me know.
Blood, gore, panic attacks, anxiety, past trauma, kidnapping, fear, death, fear of dying, fear of losing everything, dehumanization (especially of hybrid peoples), slavery, trafficking, broken bones, malnutrition, abuse and its affects, manipulation, brief mentions of *that* kind of content
Panic attacks are a bit of a given throughout almost every chapter.
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I do not ship anybody except for Phil and Kristin because I love them very much. Outside of that one, extremely strict exception, I do not ship. I'm solely platonic. I can't write romance, and have very little wish to do so. Everything and anything I have written (with that one exception) is under no circumstances to be taken as romantic.
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Chapter 2: Not Alone Anymore
Summary:
Phil noticed the changes in his kids’ sleeping habits with Techno and Wilbur first.
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Phil noticed the changes in Techno’s and Wilbur’s sleeping habits around when the boys turned five.
A storm had blown in over the fishing village, swamping everything in freezing wind and icy sleet. Nobody had been able to leave their homes for several days—the streets flooded in mud and frozen slop.
Techno had never been a fan of Overworld weather, hating everything from snow to tornadoes. Wilbur hated water in any form. It soaked his feathers and made it hard to move, and they took forever to dry.
Phil had woken in the middle of the night with a jolt from the crash of thunder and immediately thought about his kids. His wife was safe next to him, sleeping peacefully.
The two boys shared a room down the hall from his and Kristin’s in the dingy house, the only room that didn’t leak in the rain. Phil swept his lamp towards Techno’s bed first, and his heart nearly jumped out of his ribcage when he saw the empty sheets.
He glanced at Wilbur’s bed and his heart immediately settled.
Both his boys were fast asleep in Wilbur’s bed. Wilbur’s tiny wings were a patch of fuzz under the blanket, the avian tucked against the piglin’s side as Techno snored on his back.
Phil relaxed as another crack of lightning struck, but neither boy moved.
He grabbed Techno’s blanket and draped it over his sons, warmth filling his heart.
…
Techno stirred when the blanket dropped over him. He blinked one sticky eye open to see Phil’s back, wings mantled, as the man left the room and closed the door.
Techno yawned and rolled onto his side away from Wilbur, feeling his brother adjust his grip and rub his face onto Techno’s back, nose digging into his ribcage.
Techno didn’t mind.
Chapter 3: Trauma for Thought
Summary:
The Syndicate strikes.
They wish they never did.
Notes:
And the long awaited 'Techno kidnapped by the Unseen' chapter zeoselchen requested literal months ago.
sorry.
enjoy?
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“Why are you sending so many letters?” Dream asked.
Phil hefted the kid a bit higher onto his hip and slipped the handful of letters into the rusted mailbox, ignoring the spiderweb in the corner and wiping his hand on his cloak.
“Reasons,” he said slyly, reaching down to grab Techno’s hand as they turned to head back to the market. The little piglin had fhinally gained a semblance of control over his shifting and was ecstatic he got to go out without his heavy cloak.
“What reasons?” Techno asked, looking up at Phil with bright, shining brown eyes instead of his murky piglin eyes.
Phil chuckled. “What, a man can’t have his secrets?”
“No,” Dream deadpanned with a straight face.
Phil sighed dramatically. “Finnnee. Just getting in contact with some old friends.”
“You don’t have friends,” Techno stated gravely.
Phil gasped. “Yes I do, thank you kindly!”
The lady walking behind them on the street laughed at Techno’s offended face.
Phil gave her a cheeky smile and picked Techno up with his free arm. “Now where do you think your momma and that pesky brother of yours went?”
Dream and Techno began to chatter, and Phil let himself zone out.
It was his first day off in three weeks, and he was feeling it. His magic had gone almost dormant with lack of use in the past few months, leaving Phil to rely on his old bones that had seen far too much war to be healthy.
Even now, holding his sons, his lower back, knees, and shoulders pulsed with a dull agony.
Made Phil want to destroy something just so his magic would wake up.
He could just put the kids down, but he couldn’t bring himself to do it. They’d be too big soon, too old to hold. He was going to hang onto this stage of their lives for as long as possible.
Unfortunately for Phil, the kids had others plan.
Techno squirmed after a while, wanting to be put down, and where Techno went, Dream followed. Phil trailed after them all the way to the market, keeping a very close eye on his children.
This town wasn’t all that bad, not too unfriendly to hybrids since the mayor’s daughter was a hummingbird, but a bird was a big difference from a piglin.
Dream found their mother first, chatting with a traveling vendor that sold books and maps from the farthest corners of the kingdom.
Dream attacked his mum’s leg, latching around her knee and calf, and sighed contently.
Kristin barely paused, giving Dream a pat on his head and playing with his hair.
They were trying to teach the boys basic manners, like not interrupting rudely, but it was more or a less an uphill battle.
Dream had been ignored most of his life, and it was very hard for him not to take things personal. Techno must have gone through some things when he was in the Nether, and he reacted negatively to being pushed aside.
Wilbur simply demanded attention.
Like now.
“Dad!” Phil grunted as something tackled him from above from one of the roofs of the vendor huts.
Wilbur laughed as Phil stumbled, then screeched as Phil’s hands closed around his waist and yanked him off his head. Phil held him at an arm’s length, giving his son a faux glare. Wilbur flapped his baby wings excitedly, and Phil quickly pulled the kid to his chest.
Just because nobody could see a baby avian’s wings doesn’t mean they couldn’t feel them.
The last thing Phil needed was the crotchety old fruit seller to get wacked in the face by an invisible force.
“ ‘Ello Miss Sadie,” Phil tipped an invisible hat to the book vendor, taking one of the grocery bags from his wife.
“Philza,” Sadie dipped her head politely. She smiled at Wilbur, the little boy whipping his head around wildly to look around at the market, bracing himself on his father’s chest.
“How’re the roads?” Phil asked, pulling Techno off the street as he tried to make a run for blacksmiths.
“Not bad,” Sadie shrugged. “There’s rumors the Syndicate’s on the move. The popular theory is they’re headed for the capital.”
Phil frowned. The Syndicate was a rebel cell that were bent on taking out the government of the Second Kingdom. At first, Phil had thought the idea wasn’t so bad—but then he discovered the Syndicate’s methods.
Pure, unbridled slaughter.
They killed anyone and everyone; man, woman, or child; human, hybrid, and mage.
They didn’t want a better government or a fair kingship—they wanted anarchy.
Phil had decided long ago to stay away from them.
He tuned out, keeping his sons in check as his wife chattered away, thinking.
…
Phil should’ve kept a closer watch on Techno’s shifting. He should’ve known the child’s magic would be unpredictable—should’ve kept a better eye on his rambunctious children.
Needless to say, when Techno shifted in the marketplace a week later, in front of everyone—
Phil learned a few lessons that day.
One was to never trust piglin magic.
Another was how to get out of Dodge real fast.
“I wanna go baaacckk—” Wilbur whined from the back of the wagon, flopped over the sacks of beans. “I hate thiisss—”
“Shuddup,” Techno muttered, squished between a barrel of fresh water and the chest with all their clothes. “I said I was sorry, okay?”
Wilbur gave him a worried look. Techno was shifting back and forth, features changing sporadically.
“I didn't like it there anyway,” Dream yawned, stretching out his arms above his head. “Mrs. Rue was mean. And Mr. Carter called me annoying.”
“That’s ‘cuz you are,” Wilbur pointed out, pulling one of his wings around so he could preen the feathers he could reach.
“Both of you are,” Techno mumbled, and his brothers relaxed a bit. Techno was making jokes—so he was relaxing a bit.
Maybe things were going to be okay.
…
Phil tried to find a village small enough to avoid detection, far enough from other civilization so the news wouldn’t travel well and probably be changed to rumors by the time it got there.
He tried to keep his kids inside, tried to find work dull enough nobody would ever look twice.
He didn’t do enough.
The Syndicate still came, struck like lightning.
How they found out about Phil’s little piglin, Phil never really knew, or found out.
All he knew was that they knew.
And now they were in his kitchen, holding his child with a knife to his throat.
“What’d you want?” Phil asked, keeping himself calm even though Techno was paler than a sheet of paper with a knife at his throat.
He had been in the bedroom, he had been preoccupied—the kids should have been fine, playing in the kitchen while Kristin unpacked some stuff for the living room.
They were not fine, they had not been safe.
The leader chuckled, revealed ground-down nubs of teeth. “Just wanted to gloat a bit. It’s not every day you find a hybrid-lover hiding a little piglin.”
Techno let out a tiny whimper as the blade nicked him.
Kristin tried to shove past Phil, Phil felt her magic wake, but he held her back. She was fast, she was powerful—but the knife was right there.
She’d never make it before Techno was either killed or fatally injured.
Dream and Wilbur huddled between their parents, too scared to make a sound. Phil could feel Dream clinging to his pant leg, trembling slightly.
“He’s a child,” Phil said, still forcing himself to speak calmly. “Not a monster.”
“No—” the man chuckled. “But he will be.”
Phil didn’t like the sound of that. “What’d you mean?”
The man shifted, adjusting his grip on the knife. “Name’s Valdis. Heard of me?”
Phil had, but not in the way this man was thinking. It still made his stomach plummet. “You’re with the Syndicate. You train super-soldiers.”
Kristin inhaled sharply, and she pushed against Phil again. Phil didn’t let her move. The other soldiers in the house chuckled—Phil felt something akin to dread crawl under his skin.
“I couldn’t help but be interested in this little guy. Just had to chase you lot down after you got out of town so rudely,” Valdis said, tapping Techno on the nose. “Half-breeds are said to have a heavier lust for blood. I’ll let you know how it works out.”
“I will find you,” Phil said, now forcefully having to hold his wife behind him. “There is nowhere you can hide from me.”
Valdis chuckled, the knife never moving from Techno’s throat. “Poetic. But if I see you again, I’ll kill the kid in a blink. This is a venture, an experiment. He’ll be no real loss. Keep that in mind.”
Phil’s dark eyes never left Valdis’s face. “I am going to kill every one of you. I hope you’re ready to deal with that loss.”
Valdis didn’t offer a parting comment, but passed Techno off to a waiting soldier.
Kristin nearly tore herself from Phil’s grip when Techno started screaming for first her, then for Phil—twisted, high shrieks for his parents that echoed long after the horsemen galloped away.
Phil would never forget those sounds, would never forget the hole that was forcefully carved into his chest.
…
He secured the house first.
Kristin wouldn’t look at him, and had yet to stop crying, her face perpetually damp as she helped lock everything down.
Dream and Wilbur, in no way, understood what was going on, but didn’t dare ask questions. They clung to each other, scared and trembling, regarding everything with wide, terrified eyes.
“I’m going after them,” Phil deadpanned, as soon as he was sure there was enough food and water in the cupboards to last a few days. “Don’t leave the house.”
Kristin fixed him with a glare that was somehow classified as mournful as well, and Phil left.
He spread his wings and took to the skies, opening the dam within that he had built to close off his magic.
It roared to life with ridiculously little effort on Phil’s part, ready for a slaughter.
Phil was more than happy to oblige.
…
Techno had to breathe through his mouth, breaths stuttering and shaky. The knife, the knife that had been held to his own throat, was heavy in his hand, but he didn’t dare drop it again. Not with the pounding headache pulsing in his temple from the first time he had thrown it.
“Kill him,” Valdis hissed into his ear, breath hot against his skin. “End his suffering. It’s the right thing to do.”
Techno forced the sob down his throat and tried to look at the damp walls, the pathetic lightbulb dangling from a string, the bloodstained floors—anywhere but the man forced to kneel before him with a sack over his head and rope around his wrists. There was a fresh, gaping hole in the man’s thigh, spewing and gushing blood all over the floor.
He would bleed out soon, a painful way to go.
Techno had the power to end it early—the knife in his hand was sharp enough. He would know with the little paper-thin cuts on his neck.
“No—” Techno gritted out, blinking past tears. The smell of blood was making him think things he didn’t want to. He knew piglins were blood-thirsty, and his human side was beginning to cave to his other half.
“Just do it, or I’ll do it,” Valdis hissed, hand on Techno’s neck becoming painful. “And you don’t want that. You could be so much kinder than I, make his end peaceful.”
But Techno didn’t want to be a murderer. He didn’t want blood on his hands. The piglin in him demanded blood, demanded to see red flood the room and drip from the ceiling—begged for mangled flesh in his jaws—
“No—”
Valdis scoffed and shoved Techno a bit, grabbed the knife himself, and buried it in the man’s head.
Techno managed to snap his eyes shut in enough time to avoid seeing most of it, but the sound of a knife shattering a skull-cap and the squelch of a lifeless body thumping in a pool of blood would haunt him till his dying day.
“It’s that simple, child,” Valdis snapped, waving a hand at a soldier to drag the body out. “We’re going to sit here till you learn to listen.”
It’s okay, child.
Techno jolted, eyes snapping up and around. That voice—it had come—
I am here now.
It was coming from inside his head.
Another prisoner was dragged in, face covered so Techno couldn’t see, and made to kneel before him. A terrified whimper came from under the sack, and it made Techno’s skin crawl.
The hand curled around the base of Techno’s neck again, and the hot breath fanned across his face once more.
“Kill him.”
Not the innocent. Never the innocent.
Techno didn’t know what was happening, who was talking, who was inside in his head. “No!!”
But the guilty—they must fall.
Hands, warm and strong and somehow not actually there, around Techno’s shoulder. A shove, a little push—Techno’s will caved against something he could never have hoped to withstand and he slashed with the knife—it went through something, and a terrible cry rang out.
Yes—justice.
Blood, warm and fresh and spilled by his own hand filled his nose and Techno lost control.
When he came back, blinking through the red haze and desire for war and massacre, there was a dead man on the floor.
One of the soldiers that had been guarding the door was dead, lying in the center of the room in a pool of blood.
He deserved it—he has taken many. It was his turn to fall.
Techno fixated on the limp body, haggard breaths rattling his chest. His throat was raw—had he been screaming? There was a taste of metal on his lips, his teeth felt coated in something thick—he felt sick to his stomach.
You will get used to it. For now—rest, little one. We shall meet when you are ready.
“Not the result we were looking for—” Valdis, on the other side of the room, staring at him with a look of surprise. The remaining guard was plastered to the wall, quite obviously terrified.
“—but one we can work with.”
Techno swallowed shakily, not really hearing him.
What had he done?
…
Phil couldn’t remember the last time he slept.
He didn’t rightly care.
His magic thrummed through his body, chasing away aches and pains and needs, leaving only one burning desire.
Find his child.
Phil had muted Techno’s magic long ago, hid it away so they didn’t have any unwanted visitors, dulled it so Techno didn’t do anything he would regret for the rest of his life.
That left Phil literally tracking himself.
They must’ve used Pearls—they were much too far along in their travels for them to have traveled on horseback.
He flew through the day, and the night, and the next day. He didn’t land, but soared and glided on the wind gusts that happened to come his way.
The cold, the oxygen deprivation, the hunger—Phil ignored it all.
And when he found the rebel headquarters, tucked cleverly against the sand dunes and rocky terrain—
Phil’s sword hung heavy with the blood he reaped.
…
The compound shook. Dust shifted from the ceiling—the walls creaked.
Valdis looked up, frowning. “What was that?”
A wave of magic ripped through the room, the light shuddering and another layer of dust. Techno stiffened, breath catching as he felt it.
Valdis noticed. “Kid—”
The wave came again, stronger. Screams echoed from somewhere in the building, quickly cut off by something unknown. Another wave, another rounds of silenced screams.
Techno swallowed hard. “He’s coming—”
Valdis’s eyes narrowed, and the door slammed open so hard it flew off its hinges and hit the wall, cracking the brickwork.
Philza Minecraft entered the room.
“Valdis—” Phil hissed, voice so layered over with power it echoed. Magic so raw the walls were beginning to evaporate poured off his body, choking out those present.
Valdis backed up, eyes widening with recognition. His hand fell away from Techno, heart shuddering in his ribcage with fear and the effects of the magic. “You—”
“Dad!” Techno took his opportunity and ran, arms outstretched.
Phil’s rage-filled eyes snapped off Valdis to his son.
Even with how terrifying Phil was right now, wings pitch-black with power, barely holding in a writhing magic that threatened to level a country, Techno didn’t even hesitate.
He jumped, and Phil caught him.
Immediately, the magic calmed. Phil’s had what he had come for, and his magic had a new purpose.
“I wanna go home,” Techno muttered, holding so tightly to his father his knuckles were turning white. “I want Momma—please, Dad—” He hid his face entirely, the rest of his sentence muffled.
Phil looked back over at Valdis, the man plastered against the wall. The other guards, those Phil hadn’t slaughtered on his way in, had long since made a run for it.
“You took my child,” Phil said. It was a statement, and a damning one at that.
Valdis stared, face blank. “How did you—we were miles ahead—no man could have caught up—”
“And yet here I am, in the flesh,” Phil said, stepping forward, eyes holding a lethal light.
Techno whimpered, sounding lost and confused and scared. “Dad—"
And Phil—
Phil hesitated.
Techno was shaking, trembling like a leaf in a windstorm. “Dad please—I wanna go home.”
Phil closed his eyes and exhaled. His magic roared for vengeance, screamed and scrabbled for justice—but Techno was hurting.
Techno was hurting and wanted his dad, wanted to go home to his mother and probably wanted to feel safe right now.
Techno didn’t need another monster to rear its ugly head.
He needed his father.
Phil opened his eyes, forcing the magic to fizzle down.
Later.
There would be time later.
Phil knelt, picking up the knife Techno had been clutching, the knife that Valdis had used to take his child away from him.
“You’re lucky,” Phil spit, shifting Techno up higher to get a better hold, “beyond any comprehension. If I ever see you again—”
He held the knife out, pointed at Valdis. “I will slit your throat and watch you drown.”
The father swept out of the room, taking his child with him.
Valdis slid down the wall, heart pounding so loudly he could feel it on his tongue. The magic in the room bit at him, burning his eyes and lungs and singeing his hair and eyebrows.
Slowly, he began to laugh, maniacal and exhausted at the same time.
Till we meet again.
…
Kristin didn’t stop crying for a while. Not the loud, dramatic sobs of grief, but silent tears of regret the flowed down her face as she held her child.
She hummed softly, rubbing Techno’s back to try and get him to go back to sleep. The child had screamed himself awake at two in the morning, waking up everyone in the house. Techno was holding out, eyes glassy and wide open as he rested his head on her shoulder, stoically refusing to go back to sleep.
“Is Techie okay?” Wilbur asked, very quietly. The little boy stood with his father, watching Kristin pace around the kitchen.
Phil made a noncommittal noise and picked Wilbur up, the boy’s wings flapping instinctively on the way up. He noted how his back didn’t hurt anymore, even as Wilbur squirmed around to get comfortable in his father’s arms.
“He will be,” Phil said, with just a bit of determination, beginning to copy the same swaying motion Kristin was doing. “He just needs time.”
He knew what Techno had done. Magic that had killed had a different aura to it, dark and tainted—Techno’s was no longer the pure baby magic it had once been.
Phil knew Techno was in for a rough ride—piglins themselves didn’t mind killing, relished in it really, but humans usually carried the burden with them till they themselves died.
Phil felt a tug on his pants and saw Dream, clearly only a quarter of the way awake, reaching up for his dad.
Phil picked him up too and just held his children, rocking them back and forth.
…
It was a long time before Techno could sleep out of his parents’ bed, and it was even longer before he could sleep by himself without one of his brothers.
The night terrors never really went away, and the horrific images never truly faded away in Techno’s mind. The knowledge of what he’d done forever haunted him, and there were days he swore he could still smell blood on his hands and taste the copper on his tongue.
He forgot some of it. He couldn’t quite remember why Valdis had feared his father, why he had been in such fear. He forgot the feel of the knife in his hand, and the voice that had guided him so kindly.
But he remembered one thing from Valdis—one thing was permanently embedded into his brain from his time with the monster that thought raising a child soldier would be a good idea.
He would never, ever, be that helpless again.
Notes:
Yes, this is Techno's first kill. He's only, like, eight or nine here.
Chapter 4: Shiny
Summary:
Skeppy discovers something odd about Bad.
Notes:
TheRavenClawReader requested a skeppy/bad bonding chapter forever ago and i finally got around to it. Hope you enjoy!!
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“Daaadddzaaaaa!”
Phil sighed and set down the toy he had been trying to fix for Ant. The child in question was sitting next to him, not close enough for Phil to touch him, but close enough to watch worriedly.
“In here!” Phil called, trying to figure out why the wheel wouldn’t turn on the toy cat Ant had taken to dragging around behind him. It was kind of childish, but Phil figured Ant never really had gotten a chance to be a little kid, so he didn’t mind. Ant would grow out of it on his own time.
Skeppy came stomping down the stairs, obviously annoyed. Phil chuckled a bit. What had set the kid off this time?
He nearly flew out of his seat when he saw why.
Skeppy was shirtless, gems twinkling a bit in the lamplight. Bad was hanging off Skeppy’s arm, face pressed into the gems on Skeppy’s shoulder, marbly-dark eyes hazy and cloudy, clearly out of it. Bad’s face was slack, smiling languidly. He had a hard time keeping his feet under him, and his grip on Skeppy was the only reason he was still standing.
Phil knew quite clearly—having had to spend months with demons on the battlefield—what a demon attack looked like before it actually happened.
“Skeppy—” Phil stood slowly, handing the toy to Ant. “I need you to hold very still.”
“But he’s being annoying!” Skeppy whined, drawing it out and trying to pry the half-demon off of him.
Bad hissed.
Skeppy, having never heard that sound come from any of his brothers, froze and flashed Phil a frightened look.
“Ant, mate—” Phil said, waving his hand at his newest son. “Can you go play with George? Maybe find Sapnap?”
Ant didn’t say anything, eyes wide at Bad’s behavior, but he obeyed. For one, tiny, flickering moment, Phil was glad Ant stilled obeyed without question. Ant hadn’t yet experienced one of Bad’s attacks yet, and Phil really didn’t want to explain what was gonna happen if Skeppy kept trying to get Bad off him.
“Skeppy, can you bring him over to the couch?” Phil asked gently.
Skeppy looked apprehensive, but inched his way over to the couch. He sat on the very edge, but Bad pulled him back so they were both flopped into the couches.
“Dad, he’s scaring me—” Skeppy said quietly.
“I know, mate,” Phil said, gingerly setting down next to Bad. Bad didn’t react, even when Phil ran his hand through his patchy hair (Wilbur had attacked his brothers with scissors. Techno had body-slammed him into the recliner before any real harm had been done, but Bad had still lost some of his hair).
“Bad, can you hear me?” Phil asked, but Bad only murmured and turned his face into Skeppy’s arm.
Phil sighed. “He’s Imprinted.”
“He can Umprint,” Skeppy said, looking as though he wanted to try and kick Bad off him, but was too scared to. He hesitated. “He’s what?”
“Imprinted,” Phil sighed. “You know how Bad sometimes gets those attacks and tries to bite everyone?”
Skeppy nodded, absentmindedly rubbing Bad’s arm.
“That happens because demons, especially babies, aren’t supposed to be in the Overworld. Our thinner, colder atmosphere doesn’t quite support Bad’s magical makeup the same way the Nether does. It messes with his magic, makes him sick.”
“But he’ll be okay?” Skeppy asked, and Phil noted how he was starting to possessively curl around Bad.
“He’ll grow out of it,” Phil said. “His magic just needs to realign to this atmosphere.”
“Great,” Skeppy nodded like he knew what he was saying. “So what’s that Imprinting stuff?”
“Demons, in both worlds, sometimes Imprint on things or people growing up. Like a security blanket, almost. He’ll grow out of that too. In the Overworld, it prevents the attacks from beings so horrible. But uh—” Phil hesitated, but he didn't want to hide things from his kids. “They’re more attracted to shiny things—”
Skeppy wrinkled his nose, and Phil was suddenly scared Skeppy was hurt. He was still very sensitive about the chunky gems that were embedded in his arms up around his collarbone and chest and up his neck. It had only been a few months since Kristin had rescued him after all.
Skeppy didn’t say anything, but turned more to face Bad and petted his hair. Bad actually purred and sighed contently, curling up as tightly to Skeppy as he could get.
“So as long as I’m around before one of his attacks happens, he’ll get all cuddly instead of murdery?” he asked.
Phil shrugged. “Should work.”
Skeppy huffed, but Phil caught how it was almost good-natured.
Skeppy peeled Bad off—Bad whined and let out a whimper this time. “Shush, you big baby.” Skeppy laid on his back and pulled Bad on top of him. Bad went back to purring like a the most contented feline Phil had ever heard and Skeppy sighed deeply, running his hand through Bad’s hair.
“How long do these things last?” he asked.
“A few hours,” Phil said, hiding his proud smile as he threw one of Kristin’s crocheted blankets over his two sons.
“Sweet,” Skeppy yawned. “I can take a nap and get out of chores.”
Before Phil could say anything, he tipped his head to the side and closed his eyes. Bad’s light purrs turned into deep rumbles and he rubbed his face on the diamond above Skeppy’s heart one more time before his own eyes slipped shut.
Phil chuckled, heart so very, very proud, and went upstairs to finish the Toy from Hell.
Notes:
Awwww, cuddles!
Make sure to eat something today, darlings!!
Chapter 5: Please Keep Me Warm
Summary:
George's magic keeps him awake.
Chapter Text
“I’m sorry,” George hung his head, sitting on the edge of his bed, staring at his folded hands glumly.
“Not your fault,” Sapnap sighed from his own bed, running a hand through his hair.
“I’m just so cold—”
“I know.”
George ran his icy fingers over his numb arms. It had been quite the discovery when the icy magic in George’s veins wouldn’t let him sleep, keeping his body temperature so frigidly cold he was in a constant state of ‘freezing.’
It had taken him two days to notice, and two more for him to tell Sapnap, under muttered breath and spoken with nothing but shame.
It had been a week since the two had been rescued by Phil from the Nether.
George had slept a grand total of five hours.
Neither wanted to tell Phil or his other three sons—they were scared of them too. George was more willing to trust the older avian, seeing as he had rescued them after all, and gotten a nasty wound in the calf for it too—but Sapnap seemed more wary.
But that left the two boys with a conundrum.
Sapnap couldn’t let George sleep with him anymore—his newly-discovered blaze magic was too hot. George didn’t care—he felt like the artic had replaced his soul—but Sapnap didn’t want to boil his best friend. They figured if they had a third person, someone else for Sapnap’s heat to focus on, then perhaps—
Phil and Kristin were out of the question.
George didn’t want to bother them, and Sapnap didn’t trust them.
Techno was a blunt no.
Wilbur had feathers that Sapnap’s magic would melt.
That left Dream.
The two knew little about the third brother. He was quiet, and fully human. He wore a strange mask around other people, but took it off for the family. He loved pranks, and had thrown a mudpie at Sapnap the first chance he had gotten.
He had one thing going for him—George had gotten himself cornered in the marketplace by not paying attention to his surroundings; Dream had scared the bullies off, throwing rocks and screaming the whole while, before hauling George home over his shoulder.
“Can’t hurt to ask, right?” George played with his fingers, winding them together and yanking them till they popped.
Sapnap groaned, but got to his feet. “I’ll be right back.”
He left, and George crossed his legs, listening to Sapnap’s faint footsteps as he walked across the hall to Dream’s, Wilbur’s, and Techno’s room. He heard faint rustling, then two sets of footsteps came back a short moment later.
Dream looked tired, and apprehensive, blond hair sticking straight up and out in several places.
“Sorry,” George said automatically.
Dream tilted his head.
“He’s too cold,” Sapnap sighed. “His magic—he’s freezing.”
Dream blinked.
“My own magic is too powerful—it’ll overrun his and kill him,” Sapnap finished.
“What’d you need me for?” the question wasn’t hurtful, or spiting. It was just curious.
“To help balance it out,” Sapnap explained. “If there’s two of you, my magic will disperse through both of you and not kill you.”
“How do you know?”
Sapnap shrugged.
“Great.”
“Please—” George was close to crying. His head had turned into a fog a few days ago—he could barely think. Every muscle felt like lead—all he wanted to do was sleep.
And he was so cold—
He didn’t even care he was begging a complete stranger at this point.
Dream sighed and ran a hand through his hair, mussing it even more. “Move over.” He shooed George away and climbed into the bed, back to the wall, and pulled the covers to the side.
“C’mon idiots.”
George turned around and laid down, Sapnap shoving him over good-naturedly and wrapping his arm around George’s middle, like they used to before—
Before?
Dream threw the blanket over the top of them and George let out a sigh of relief as he felt the joined warmth from his brothers wash over him almost immediately.
It took a while for that bone-deep ache to go away, almost two hours, but by then George was lulled asleep by the drowsy warmth that came from two other bodies.
It was the greatest feeling in the world.
…
Phil nearly panicked when he found Dream’s bed empty in his and the twins’ room. That panic quickly turned to relief when he saw the abnormally large lump on George’s bed in the other kids’ room.
Looking closer, Phil felt his heart melt a little at the sight.
Dream’s back was to the wall, George neatly tucked against his chest, head slotted right beneath Dream’s chin. Sapnap was on George’s other side, chest pressed to George’s back. Sapnap and Dream reached over George, arms wound together and quite effectively trapping George between them.
Phil didn’t think George minded.
In fact—
Phil eased closer, careful not to wake his boys. George was dead asleep, face relaxed and calm. His arms were curled up by his chest, and he rested his head easily against Dream’s chest. His breaths were soft and breathy—peaceful.
Phil’s heart swelled as he readjusted the blanket.
My sweet boys.
…
George woke up like he normally did at one in the morning.
But this time, it wasn’t because of a nightmare or because his joints ached so badly he couldn’t sleep.
He felt a hand brush his hair, heard a small hum, then someone moved from the room. He just barely caught the sound of Phil’s feathers rustling as he left and relaxed.
He snuggled deeper into the blankets, tangling his legs with Sapnap’s and feeling Dream throw his over the both of them. Everything was so deliciously warm and he sighed in contentment.
Sapnap shifted behind him, arm snaking tighter around his middle and Dream muttered something in his sleep before pulling both George and Sapnap closer, face leaning into George’s hair before exhaling into the dark curls.
Smiling to himself in sheer relief when he realized he wasn’t in pain and could go back to sleep worry-free, George pressed his face into Dream’s chest and exhaled.
Sleep didn’t evade him this time.
Chapter 6: My Brother's Keeper
Summary:
Schlatt is new.
Sam annoys him.
Problems ensue.
Notes:
Ellooo my darlings!!
Little something different—I haven’t written a chapter when the kids were little in a while and well…I couldn’t help myself.
Thanks again to my betas DinoNuggies99 and 2Kae (our Architect and Oracle)!
For The Angel’s Army, I’ve started writing the Final Battle, and oh boooyyyy is it gonna be good (as the Oracle XD).
Remember, I have a Discord!! https://discord.gg/csvrAFWpp3
I do plan on having this fic finished by May so hang on.
Hoping I just didn’t jinx myself.
Be safe, my darlings.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Schlatt decided that Sam was defenseless.
He shouldn’t have been—he was a creeper hybrid for crying out loud, and almost as tall as Techno—but he was.
“Do you ever stick up for yourself?” Schlatt asked, glaring at Sam across the table. Sam, staring tiredly back—distinctly lacking the dessert he had four seconds early, courtesy of Skeppy—just blinked. The fork was listless in his hand, tapping at the ceramic plate dully.
“He can have it.” Sam shrugged, picking at the oversized hoodie that dwarfed his bony frame.
Schlatt glowered, stabbing at the steak and potatoes and resting his head on his hand. He had only been with the family a few weeks, and already a few of his new “brothers” annoyed him.
Dream was loud.
Ant was quiet.
George was a whiner.
Sapnap and Skeppy bullied the others to get their way.
Wilbur wasn’t so bad, for a guy that was currently shedding everywhere. Techno was obviously the head-honcho, keeping things decently in line.
For the most part. Techno was also extremely passive, and expected his brothers to handle their own problems and arguments.
So that meant Sam, the newest besides Schlatt, was targeted. He took everything in stride, keeping to himself, and never complaining. Never a word about how some things annoyed him and other things were just rude.
And it annoyed Schlatt to absolutely no end.
He had gotten into more than his fair share of fights before, both before the Pit and after, and he couldn’t understand just—taking it.
He didn’t know the meaning of just rolling over and accepting his fate.
It seemed that that was all Sam knew how to do.
…
“Sammmm! We’re borrowing your mattress!”
Schlatt looked up over his schoolwork, Sam opposite him at the dining table once again.
Chairs had to be assigned in this house, apparently, since these people fought over everything. Mid-afternoon sun came through the window, begging to be played in, but Kristin insisted her boys have some form of education.
Sam’s face pinched into a depressed frown, tapping his pencil on his history homework over the Death Ancients. “I am… gonna get that back, am I?”
Schlatt ticked up an eyebrow, choosing to ignore his own schooling (economic history of the Fourth Kingdom). “You could, oh, I don’t know, tell ‘em to put it back.”
Sam blinked as if he had never thought of that before. “Huh?”
Schlatt groaned, slamming his book shut and stomping upstairs.
Sure enough, Sapnap and Skeppy were trying to wrestle Sam’s twin mattress out of the bedroom Sam and Schlatt shared.
“Put it back,” Schlatt deadpanned, rolling up his sleeves.
“We wanna sled it down the stairs,” Sapnap said, eyes too bright and too mischievous for Schlatt’s already annoyed nerves.
“Use your own.” Schlatt set his stance and crossed his arms, standing obstinately in front of said stairs.
“Can’t,” Skeppy said nonchalantly. “Theirs is a king and mine and Bad’s is a queen.”
Schlatt rolled his eyes, remembering that, yes, half of these people slept in the same bed. Because that wasn’t Sweet Home Alabama at all.
“Ant’s.” Schlatt suggested with more bite than helpfulness.
“Ant will and has clawed me in the face before,” Sapnap said, pointing to a mild scar just on his jaw. Skeppy nodded enthusiastically to support this particular new fact.
“And why do you think that was, candlehead?”
Sapnap blinked at the insult. Schlatt could practically see the clock ticking in Sapnap’s forehead.
“Ant just doesn’t like people touching his stuff.” Skeppy shrugged.
“And what makes you think Sam does?” Schlatt glared.
Deer in the headlights. Schlatt just shook his head. “Look. You either put the bed back, or I beat your—”
“Language!”
“—and then make you put it back. What’s it gonna be?”
Sapnap narrowed his eyes. “You think you can take both of us, ram boy?”
Schlatt’s horns curled around his ears, eyes narrowing to golden slit, and he grinned. “I fought to stay alive, matchstick. You and the walking jewelry box ain’t got nothing on me.”
Sapnap dropped the mattress, rolling his shoulders. He cracked his knuckles, a small smirk appearing on his face at the statement. “Then let’s see what you got, little lamb.”
…
Sam jerked as Schlatt plopped back down in his chair, whistling softly.
“All taken care of.” Schlatt picked up his pencil and turned back to his page. “Bed’s right where it’s supposed to be.”
Sam blinked, then blinked again. “What?” Schlatt’s hair was all messed up, and his jaw looked kinda swollen.
Schlatt rolled his eyes. “Just do your homework.”
~~~
“Leaving the house” was not something Schlatt rather enjoyed.
He had found safety in Phil’s home, with Kristin always around, cooking and cleaning and offering forehead kisses and offering fairytales of long dead warriors and kings.
“Outside” meant “other people” and “other people” could mean anything.
Schlatt hung close to Wilbur, keeping one eye on Sam’s lanky frame out of the corner of his eye. The crowd wasn’t actually too bad today, many of the villagers out in the fields and gardens, readying the harvest to be brought in.
“You can relax.” Wilbur didn’t seem nearly as concerned about things as he should be. “There hasn’t been any trouble in this district for a few years.”
“Don’t care about the district. Care about me,” Schlatt mumbled, glaring at the bar across the street.
“You’re in the district,” Sam pointed out.
“Shut up.”
Wilbur yawned at the bickering, wings puffing up under his cloak. The fabric poofed up, and Schlatt panicked, smacking at it frantically, trying to get them to poof back down.
“That hurts, I hope you know,” Wilbur said dryly, flinching mildly. “I’m molting.”
“Then knock it off!” Schlatt hissed.
“I can’t control that!”
“Then why’d we bring you!?”
“Stop arguing.”
Schlatt just about jumped out of his skin at Techno’s voice, their older brother coming up behind them and handing Wilbur a bag of groceries.
“Take these two home,” Techno said to Wilbur, nodding his head at Sam and Schlatt. “Dream’s posse is off doing Fate knows what and Dad’s gonna be longer than he thought at the blacksmith’s.”
“Ant?” Wilbur asked, hefting the bag.
“Went home with Skeppy and Bad an hour ago. Had a panic attack at a crest or something he saw on the cover of a book in the library window.”
Wilbur shook his head sympathetically. “What’re you gonna do?”
“I’m gonna hunt down Dream, Sapnap, and George and hopefully herd them home. That’s if I can catch Dream. Might have to bait him out with George.”
Schlatt snorted and Sam giggled quietly.
Techno gestured in the direction of home. “Shoo. Before your cloak slips and you get feathers everywhere.”
Wilbur punched Techno in the shoulder, then immediately started shaking his wrist and whining, Techno just raising an eyebrow. Schlatt rolled his eyes and grabbed Wilbur’s shoulder, stalking off and half-dragging Wilbur, Sam following listlessly.
…
“Hey, Minecraft!”
Wilbur turned at the rude yell, brows furrowing. Schlatt felt his stomach roll the way it used to when he was called out to fight.
There was no friendliness in that yell.
Six or seven boys, all older and bigger than Schlatt and his brothers, were following them down the wooded path home. The soft sun coming through the leaves and the cool breeze of early fall didn’t help Schlatt’s nerves at all, or the rising tension of the situation.
“Sup.” Wilbur nodded.
“Forget something?”
Schlatt’s stomach turned itself inside out at the long gray feather in the leader’s hand.
Wilbur merely frowned. “Been pulling on Mr. Frow’s chicken’s tails again?”
“Chickens don’t have gray feathers,” one of the smaller kids sneered, looking quite proud of himself for knowing such a fact.
Schlatt would have scoffed if he wasn’t so nervous. Yes, because the fact the feather is gray is the problem here. Not that it’s as long as my arm.
“There’s always been something off about you Minecrafts,” another boy said, cracking his knuckles. “Ten kids, none lookin’ the same. What, your momma sleep around with everyone she met?”
Sam growled. Schlatt grabbed at his arm, hearing the tell-tale hiss-pop of Sam’s gunpowder in the back of his throat. He had almost forgotten the kid was here, and now that Sam was deciding now of all days was a good day to be brave, he was kinda wishing they had left him at home.
“What, big guy?” the leader said, coming forward a few more steps, waving the feather around like a sword. “Don’t like the fact your momma got screwed by a half-dozen more men outside your daddy?”
“Look—” Wilbur said, Schlatt now actively holding Sam in place. “We don’t want trouble. We haven’t done anything to you.”
“But you will,” the smallish one pointed out obnoxiously. “You’re hybrids.”
Schlatt hissed in through his teeth as Sam went rigid.
“Prove it.” Wilbur crossed his arms, much calmer than Schlatt felt.
The leader waved around the feather.
“That ain’t ours.”
“Well then take off your cloak,” another kid toward the back of the pack demanded.
Wilbur rolled his eyes, but Schlatt could see the tremble of his fingers.
“We’re done here,” Schlatt said, turning on his heel and grabbing Wilbur’s elbow, praying to the Ancients that Sam had the sense to follow.
“Oh no you’re not—” the leader crossed the short distance between them, Schlatt saw him reach for his shoulder out of the corner of his eye—
Sam grabbed the wrist.
Schlatt pivoted at the waist just in time to see Sam nail the guy in the face with everything he had.
The bully dropped, unconscious.
“Hey!” The rest, upon witnessing the event, immediately charged, furious for their friend.
Schlatt leaned back, ready to fight, ready to get a broken nose and a black eye—
Sam raised his hand, his eyes going soulless black—hiss-pop-BOOM.
The ground at the boys’ feet exploded, throwing them wide. A few hit their head on the ground and didn’t get back up—the rest lay dazed.
Sam grabbed the closest one by the collar and lifted him clear of the ground, muscles not even straining to hold him up to his eye level. “If you tell anyone what you’ve seen today, I’ll do the same thing to the Santa’s Village you call home.” Sam said. “Got it?”
The kid forgot how to nod for a second, until Sam gave him a little shake.
“Good.” Sam dropped him like a sack of potatoes. “Grab your friends and leave us alone.”
They did as they were told, shaking so hard they looked like a gentle breeze would knock them down. A few actually did stumble and bite the dirt in their haste to run, but they scrambled back up as quick as they could and kept going.
Sam took a deep breath as soon as they were out of sight, hands flexing clenching. “Overkill?”
Wilbur stared at the crater with a wry eye. “Maybe?”
“Probably should fill it in?”
“Yeah—”
…
Techno walked up on them stomping the dirt down, trying to make it look well-traveled again. It might have been pointless, with the grass on the side of the road torn up as well, but they had to do something.
“Do I want to know?” Techno asked. George hung limply over his shoulder, Dream and Sapnap following after like sullen, stray puppies.
“Sam lost his temper,” Wilbur said, smashing a dirt clod with his heel, a handful of molted feathers in his hand. The nerves had finally pushed him over the edge, the feathers falling freely with almost every movement.
“Sam?” George picked himself up a little to see around Techno. “I didn’t think he knew how to do that.”
“You don’t wanna find out what it looks like,” Schlatt said nonchalantly, kicking uselessly at air to pretend like he was actually working.
Techno raised both his eyebrows in a show of the most emotion Sam had yet to see out of him. “Impressive.”
Sam wrapped his arms around his elbows, smiling nervously, unsure of himself.
“C’mon, ya big lug—” Schlatt grabbed Sam’s shoulder and turning him around toward home
“So does this mean we can’t steal his stuff anymore?”
Notes:
Everyone's not perfect. Sap and Skeps r just kids. Yeah they're mean and nuisances, but who wasn't at that age? They grow up, trust me.
Chapter 7: The Baby of the Family
Summary:
Purpled was the first ‘little kid’ that was adopted into the Minecraft family. Jack and Niki were next, but there was, bare minimum, a few years in between.
These are snippets of Purpled being the only ‘baby’ in the family.
Chapter Text
“He’s a baby.” Schlatt picked his nose, staring at the little kid currently playing with the colored blocks that, so far, had been played with by every Minecraft kid to date. He seemed pretty involved in his task of using all the blocks to build a precarious tower, and didn’t seem interested in the conversation that focused on him.
“He is not!” Ponk snapped, brushing past and scooping the kid up in his bristling mother-hen hold, glaring at Schlatt. So far, in the few months the twins and their little brother had been a part of the family, Schlatt seemed to be the biggest thorn in their side.
“He’s chewing on a block,” Wilbur pointed out, leaning on the back of the couch.
Ponk’s head snapped down and he snatched the chunk of wood away while scolding under his breath.
“He didn’t get a lot to time to be a baby,” Punz defended, crossing his arms as he watched Ponk give the block back before Purpled threw a tantrum. “He’s probably catching up.”
“So what do we do with him?” Skeppy asked, offering up a stuffed bear he had stolen from Bad.
“Babysit?” Techno offered, looking up from his book. “Why don’t you start there?”
“How do we babysit?”
…
“GET HIM OFF THE ROOF!”
Phil didn’t like yelling, but the sight of his newest youngest son sitting on the porch roof was enough to instantly turn fifty more hairs on his temple grayer than ash.
“Okay!” Sapnap said, all smiles, and Phil had half a second to straight panic as Sapnap threw the little boy. Ponk shrieked so loudly the window on the back door rattled and Punz screamed a profane word so vile Bad actually fainted on top of Minx.
As it happened, Techno walked out the back door, nose in a book, and caught a laughing Purpled in one arm without looking, handing him off to a trembling Punz before heading off to his favorite tree.
“Sapnap—” Phil said, looking up at the Dream Team, disbelief mixed with ‘you are in so much trouble the Ancients aren’t even laughing.’
Dream and George pointed without a second’s hesitation, panic on their faces.
~~~
“You shush,” Ant said, bouncing the kid on his hip. Purpled glared at him, obviously too old for the motion, but didn’t complain. He stuck his thumb in his mouth, something he had taken to doing in recent weeks. Punz and Ponk had explained that their parents had yelled at Purpled for doing it, so he had stopped, but now that he was safe the little boy obviously deemed it necessary to make up for lost time.
Now he didn’t necessarily enjoy being carted out of the house and told to shush in a dirty alley, but he didn’t know the way home by himself so he decided just to be quiet for now.
“What we’re going to do is pay that nice lady that owns the bakery down the street a visit,” Wilbur said, ruffling Purpled’s hair and booping his nose.
“You’re using me,” Purpled said, pouting and wiping his thumb on Wilbur’s shirt.
“Get used to it,” Ant said, peeking down the street. “Or stop being so cute.”
A wrinkled brow and stuck-out lip. “I’m not cute.”
“Tell that to the old ladies.”
Purpled crossed his arms, sticking his lip out farther.
“What’re you doing?”
Ant practically threw Purpled at Wilbur, whipping around and plastering on the fakest grin Purpled had ever seen while Wilbur scrabbled not to drop the kid on the broken glass they had been carefully avoiding.
“Hi!”
Punz and Ponk glared with twin looks of absolute disgust, arms crossed and shoulders hunched and everything. Wilbur and Ant hadn’t even heard them approach.
“What’re you doing.” Punz demanded, holding his arms out for Purpled.
“See the nice lady down the street likes to give Purpled free stuff and we were going to take full advantage of it,” Wilbur explained nonchalantly, handing the kid over, deciding spilling the beans now was easier before the twins went and tattled to Phil. See, now, they still had a chance of convincing the twins in joining them.
“Did you agree to this?” Ponk asked Purpled, glaring at Wilbur and Ant with one eye.
Purpled shrugged. “They told me I’d get sweets.”
“Before dinner?” Ponk adjusted the glare to be head-on.
“Okay, look Mom—” Wilbur said. “Ant needs to learn how to have fun and so does Purple Pants here. Now either you’re in on Operation Munchkin or not, but I’m gonna teach the little lord here some fun.”
Ant looked abashed at being called a ‘little lord’ and kicked at the dirt and glass chunks.
Ponk and Punz exchanged glances, then sighed heavily simultaneously. “So who’s carrying the munchkin?”
~~~
“I don’t want to!”
Ponk panickily clapped a hand over Purpled’s mouth, Punz’s face pulled tight with worry as he hefted his bag higher on his shoulder. The kitchen was quiet—for now. If anyone heard them—Punz didn’t think he could bare to see the look of disappointment on Phil’s face when he saw their packed belongings.
“We have to, buddy,” Ponk said, skillfully wrapping his baby brother up in a snug hold the kid wouldn’t get out of. “We don’t belong here.”
Purpled squirmed valiantly, slapping his arms around to try and worm free, even using his blunt little-kid nails.
“Purpled, please—” Punz pled, dropping to one knee.
“You’ll never make it.”
The twins jumped, Ponk tightening his hold as Schlatt leaned against the doorway to outside.
To freedom.
“We’ve made it through worse,” Punz pressed, spine stiffening. They could still make it out of the front door if they were quick—
“Really?” Schlatt’s eyebrow ticked up. “I came from a fighting ring. Before that I was trafficked. Before that I lived on the streets. Before that I lived in an abusive home with an alcoholic dad that used my mom as a punching bag. I’ve seen it all. You and Ponkie here might stand a chance if you keep your heads down—”
Ponk’s face screwed up.
“—but that little bundle of joy ya’ll call a brother won’t.”
Ponk held Purpled tighter, and Punz moved to stand in front of him more.
Schlatt snorted. “I’m not the threat here. It’s out there. He’s a cute little kid—he’s a target. You’ll last a week before he’s snatched.” His eyes were hard, but there was no lie. “You bring him out there, and you’re signing his death warrant.”
“We’ll protect him!” Punz hissed out, stance bristling.
“Like you protected him from your parents? From the End raid? From the strange man that picked you up from the side of the road?” Schlatt’s weren’t unkind, but they were damning. “If I wanted, I could incapacitate the both of you blindfolded, and I’m almost your age. A soldier would have no trouble ripping him away from you.”
Purpled was trembling lightly, like a leaf in a summer breeze. His once-grey eyes were wide as he huddled as close as he get to Ponk.
“You’re trying to scare us,” Punz gritted out through tight teeth, eyes darting now for the window.
“I’m trying to save you,” Schlatt said, letting his crossed arms drop as he headed for the door that led to the stairs. “Go ahead and run, and sign his name on the dotted line.”
He took the stairs two at a time, and the twins listened to his door open and shut in an otherwise silent house.
“He’s right,” Ponk said quietly, staring straight ahead. “We almost died—”
Punz’s head was hung so his brothers couldn’t see his face, and his shoulders were shaking lightly.
“We can’t protect him,” Ponk continued, as if talking to himself. “We never could.”
“You don’t have to,” Purpled whispered, so confused as to why his older brothers were so scared. “Phil’s here now.
The twins looked up at him, and Purpled had to pretend like the tears on Punz’s face didn’t cut him to his core.
“Phil’s here,” Purpled repeated. “He can take care of us.”
“We don’t know that—” Punz sighed, choking a bit on snot.
“You don’t know that,” Purpled said, worming his way out of Ponk’s hold. “I do, and everyone here does too. He stood there, arms crossed like the biggest man, chin jutted out. “You two can run, if you’re scared. But I’m staying here.”
Ponk chuckled, and it sounded just a little broken. “When did you get all grown up?”
“When you two started acting like idiots,” Purpled stated. “Now can we go to bed?”
Punz wiped his face, snorting a bit. “Yeah, bud. We can go to bed.”
The three never told Phil how close they came.
As far as they knew, neither did Schlatt.
The instance was never spoken of again.
~~~
“Is Puffy ever going to put him down?” Ponk whispered from the kitchen table, stirring his bowl of soup. Puffy was pacing in a circle in the living room, Purpled asleep in her arms. She had a far away look on her face as she rubbed up and down his back, humming a soft song Ponk recognized as a sea shanty from the east.
“Let her,” Techno said, stirring his tea. He looked up at her, eyes soft. “She’s hurting. Purpled’s helping.”
Ponk and Punz exchanged glances before going back to their soup. Puffy had shown up a week ago and put on the bravest face the twins had ever seen in meshing in with the family. They knew Puffy’s mom had died, her father having all but abandoned her. She had yet to cry in front of them, but now—
They could see the mist in her eyes as she rocked the little boy to sleep.
Part of them wondered if she had ever been rocked that way, and longed for what she would never again receive.
~~~
Nightmares were nothing new for Purpled. Especially not with his old parents. Now though—
Purpled blinked up blearily, confused at the figure standing over him.
Sam ignored his baffled look, yawning himself as he scooped the kid up and held him close, grabbing Purpled’s favorite stuffed toy (a spaceship, of all things) before shuffling out of the room into the hall. “You’re okay, buddy,” Sam whispered, patting Purpled’s back and taking him to Sam’s own room that he shared with the new kid, Eret, and Schlatt. “You’re okay.”
Purpled knew that, of course, but he didn’t protest as Sam set him down on his own bed and curled up around him, sloppily throwing the blanket over the both of them and making sure Purpled had at least a sliver of the pillow.
“You can go back to sleep,” Sam soothed, rubbing his hand up and down Purpled’s bony spine. A long yawn displacing the air over Purpled’s head. “I’ll keep watch.”
This was strange. Purpled never had anyone come get him when he woke up from a nightmare—he wondered how Sam had even managed to hear him. Purpled had gotten good at crying quietly. Ponk and Punz were always so tired—they never woke up even though Purpled slept next to them.
Sam thumbed Purpled’s shoulder. “Sleep.”
Purpled smiled like a gremlin, but let his eyes drift shut.
This was nice.
~~~
“Don’t make me break your face,” Techno drawled, Skeppy cracking his knuckles by his side. Purpled grinned from the wooden spike his collar was hung on a few feet in the air, feet kicking lightly as he mildly struggled to keep himself from choking.
The bullies were not impressed. “The shrimp started it,” the leader said, nose in the air as if he was anything better than the grease-stain on the ground Techno was going to turn him into.
“And I’m finishing it,” Techno said, bored, eyes half-lidded. “Give me the kid, and I won’t give you a broken leg.”
Purpled opened his mouth, probably to make some retort, but the look Skeppy gave him shut him right up.
What followed was what could only be described as a massacre. Techno didn't kill anyone, but most, if not all, of the rowdy boys limped away with broken noses and fingers and quickly blackening eyes. In the thick of it, Skeppy had waltzed through the middle of the tussle to retrieve their dangling brother, and had proceeded to scold him for the rest of the beatdown.
“Kid learn his lesson?” Techno said, wringing his wrists and wiping the blood off his knuckles.
“I don’t know,” Skeppy said, nudging Purpled’s back. “You gonna be that dumb again?”
Purpled grinned. “Is Techno gonna beat them up for me again?”
Techno tweaked his nose. “Maybe I’ll make you do it.”
Purpled made an affronted noise, only for Techno to swing him up to his shoulders so they could go home.
~~~
Kristin hummed to herself, mentally tallying out slices of bread for grilled cheese. A massive pot of tomato soup bubbled on the stove, and she was already planning on the next canning session to put up enough food to last them through the winter.
Quick footsteps caught her ear and her brain mentally said Punz before the blond ever made it around the corner.“Where’s—” he was panicked, eyes wide and sweat on his brow.
Kristin, not turning around, pointed down.
Purpled was koalaed to her leg, cheek pressed against her calf, asleep.
“He wore himself out,” Kristin said simply, spreading butter with a quick hand. “Played in the mud all day while you lot all practiced with Dad.”
Punz’s whole body relaxed and he shuffled forward. Kristin paused long enough to give him a side hug and hand him a knife to cut the bread with.
Purpled slept on, a little bubble of snot on his nose.
Notes:
I'm back at wchool so updates might be a bit longer in between, and I still wanna keep drawing!
Chins up, my darlings! <3
Chapter 8: I Belong to No One but Myself
Summary:
Puffy has her past thrown back in her face.
Unfortunately for them, she bites back.
Notes:
Hiiiii
Inspiration doens't like being told what to do so here we are instead of posting Important Things like a certain submission winner (it's a quarter done so hey, i did something).
This chapter is in referral to Vermillion when Minx mentions she had only ever seen Puffy angry once.
This is that once.
NOTE:
I do NOT advocate for making fun of people's insecurities or telling people 'to go die' as insults. This is a very special circumstance that I believe such insults were deserved. Keep in mind, if you do happen to feel offended, that Puffy is a child still, and she had every right to be as angry as she is portrayed. Do not bother to tell me such behavior is inappropriate, because I A) do not care B) already know anyway.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“How’d they even find Puffy?” Purpled glared down the stairs, practically seething.
“Dream said we’d looped around this Kingdom back to where we were, like, seven months ago,” Ponk said.
“But that’s the question isn’t it?” Eret said, sitting a few stairs down with a lankly leg taking up the whole step. “She walked forever to find Dream in the first place, and then walked a whole extra week with him.”
Ant shrugged, looking mildly nervous at the quiet conversation happening the dining room he couldn’t quite make out. Skeppy was picking at the gems on his right arm, and Bad was popping his fingers nervously.
“They won’t let them take her, right?” Niki asked quietly, pressed up Quackity’s side, hiding under his wing and playing with the golden feathers.
Quackity didn’t answer.
Nobody did.
…
Puffy kept silent and still at the dinner table, blank face fixed carefully on the worn wood in front of her. Kristin was on her right at the head of the table, a hand laid on Puffy’s folded ones.
Phil was standing next to Kristin, arms folded tight over his chest and jaw set in way that had Puffy wondering if someone was going to die today.
Techno was leaning against the door that led to the kitchen, and Sam and Schlatt were on the window sill. Dream and Wilbur and had been in the room originally, but Phil had to force them out after they jumped as soon as the demand had first been given.
“I’m going to have to have you repeat what I clearly just heard,” Phil said, teeth grinding as he spoke, eyes alight with magic, watching out of the corner of his eye to make sure the boys didn’t come charging back in. “And through in a ‘why’ while you’re at it.”
The great lump of a woman that was about halfway down the great table, surrounded by members of her council, was all smiles, all too eager to repeat what she had said in greater definition.
Puffy had recognized her immediately as the human swine (no offense, Techno) that had been head of the council of her hometown, Sogah since she was a little girl. If it was humanly possible, the woman had gotten impossibly larger. Already she was soaked through with sweat from the walk from the carriage to the chair, her fine shirt patched through in several places.
“According to our records,” the obese woman said, running a hand over her moist forehead before rearranging to the documents in front of her, “Joseph Virium and his wife, Angelina, or Cara, Virium passed away several months ago. Their house was filed under a tax extension with the village and their property rightfully returned to the township’s ownership once news of the husband’s death reached us.” She gave Puffy a polite nod. “Our condolences.”
Puffy snorted quietly, not looking at her. “You’re a bit late.”
The woman’s mouth tightened and what was probably the oldest man alive shook a finger at Puffy, face pinched at the disrespectful tone. “Now see here—”
“Do not address my daughter,” Phil said quietly, firmly, in a tone that had the adults looking to him. “You will speak to me or my wife. No one else.”
The woman cleared her throat, a dribble of sweat peeling off her cheek and dripping into a growing puddle on the table. “We have come to discuss the return of Joseph and Angelina Virium’s daughter, Cara Virium, to her rightful custody.”
“And with who—” Phil’s voice was dead still, “—would that be?”
“With us.” The woman folded her sweaty palms neatly. “With the passing of her parents, according to the Child Protection Law of the Fourth Kingdom, clause three, subpage four, Miss Cara is the property of the village of Sogah until she has reached rightful age.”
Puffy’s jaw was clenched so tightly she was sure one of her molars was going to crack.
“Unfortunately,” Phil said in a way that told everyone he didn’t think it was so ‘unfortunate’ after all, “Mr. Virium wrote a will before he passed, naming me as only child’s godfather. I’m afraid the Kingdom has no right to dictate over wills written by the deceased.”
“Actually—” a very prim, snotty girl who over-exaggerated her constants and spoke as if she were speaking to a child, tapped a pile of paper with her dirt-encrusted fingernail, her greasy pigtails wiggling. “The Viriums were severely in debt. Their house and the land didn’t even scratch the surface of the moneys owed.” Her dull-eyed gaze raked over Puffy through inch-thick glasses, a slight grin pulling at her chapped lip to reveal yellowed teeth. “As stated by the law,” she gave her fellow council members on either side of her a smug, knowing look, dandruff fluttering down to her shoulders, “the child is to work off her parents’ debt.”
“So ya’ll went from ‘having proper custody of the child’ to ‘working the child to pay for a dead man’s debts,’ ” Kristin pointed out, patting her daughter’s hands. “What exactly are your true intentions with my child?”
The fat woman sent a sharp glare to the snotty girl. “Our intentions are to take care of the child and raise her in a way that would make her parents proud. Nothing more.”
“This doesn’t have anything to do with the village lord, now does it?” Puffy’s question was quiet, but even Sam and Schlatt felt the damning honestly in her tone. Puffy’s golden eyes were fixed on the fat woman. “You know, the one that asked my father and mother to buy me in front of everyone at my tenth birthday since I was ‘of age’?”
The fat woman stuttered, the skinny priss busied herself with her precious papers, and the rest couldn’t look Puffy in the eye.
Puffy’s stomach boiled, a deep, wretched fury burning in her very bones. Her mother had been looked down upon for years in Sogah, and her father openly mocked for being a sailor and leaving his wife and child. Puffy and her mother had been outcasts and forced to live in a hovel by the village-people, and treated like common livestock when they went to town for food and supplies.
Puffy may have held her mother responsible for addictions, but she blamed some of it on the townspeople for pushing her mother that far.
“Young lady,” the old man said, standing up and jutting his chin. “You have a duty to fulfill for your parents. Good people are owed a lot of money by your parents, and they deserve payment for their goods and services. Be a good girl now and come with us.”
Puffy’s eye twitched as she met his gaze head-on. “No.”
The man’s face turned red, and the woman looked like a great bowl of cherry jello as she turned to listen to something one of her other council members were whispering.
“She does not get to speak on her own behalf anyways!” the prissy girl practically whined as loudly as she could in her fake Capitol accent, thrusting her lip out like she was five and pounding on her papers with her dirty finger. “She is property of our township!”
The old man turned to Phil, disregarding Puffy and Kristin entirely. “She belongs to us whether or not you want to accept the fact, now turn her over to us and we’ll be on our way.”
“Yes,” the fat woman said, setting her palms down the great puddle of sweat and heaving her massive body up. “Don’t make us bring the authorities in on this—we have the full side of the law.”
“You’re delusional if you think you’re walking of this house with my child,” Kristin said, getting to her feet as well to stand with her husband. Sam and Schlatt took her cue, easing forward into mildly threatening stances.
“She isn’t your anything,” the priss said snootily, flouncing up and hugging her stack of papers to her chest, pushing her thick glasses up her nose. “Technically she doesn’t even qualify as a person yet in the eyes of the township! That she still belongs to, by the way!” She shared another self-satisfied look with the council-member next to her, proud of her little speech.
“She belongs us, and we will be taking her with us tonight!” the old man smacked his fist on the table.
Techno started forward, ax in hand—Schlatt and Sam weren’t far behind—Phil raised his hand to prevent them from starting a slaughter—
They never had to act.
Puffy shot to her feet, slamming both hands on the table, eyes blazing a dark fury Phil had only ever seen in a full-grown demon’s soul.
“I belong to no one but myself!!
The council members actually took a step back, faces going slack with shock, the fat woman opening her mouth, probably to tell Phil to control the girl, but Puffy wasn’t anywhere near done.
“You have no right to dictate my life,” Puffy snapped, rage lining every angle of her body. “Not after you let me and my mother rot in that cage you called a home. Not after you let us starve season in and season out because we ‘weren’t worth the trouble.’ Weren’t those your exact words?”
She fixed her gaze on the fat woman. “The only reason you’re doing this is because the village lord offered you a reward to come get me, isn’t it? You don’t care about me, you never did. You care about what you can make off my hide selling me as a slave, you fat sad sack of lard.”
The woman actually took a step back, face turning a deep maroon red she was so offended.
“And you, you dirty little filthy snitch—” Puffy sneered at the priss. “Is it worth it? Is it? Is it really? Because I gotta know. How’s your revenge taste on the little kid the village lord had a thing for instead of your disgusting, bug-eyed, buck-toothed self. Take a shower once a week and maybe then your acne and all that dandruff wouldn’t be so bad.”
The girl hugged her papers tighter, crumbling most of them, mouth gaping as tears formed in the corner of her eyes.
“You little—” the old man started, but Puffy started on him next.
“Yeah, yeah,” Puffy said, rolling her eyes and making a gabbing motion with her hand. “ ‘Respect’ this and ‘respect’ that. Coming from the man that has slept with every single married and unmarried woman in Sogah for the past thirty years, while he was married, that’s rich. Where’s the respect for your wife? Not to mention you touching every little girl up and down like the vile piece of rotten flesh you are. Seriously man, just give up and die already. The world would be a better place of it. I can name twenty girls of the top of my head that would be happier at the bare minimum. How’s that child support working, by the way? Oh wait, that’s right, you don’t pay it because you’re a ‘married man.’ ”
Puffy wasn’t even out of breath. She locked eyes with each and every council member, letting them feel the weight of her righteous anger. “You go back and tell the town lord that you failed in dragging back a compliant little miss to slave her life away for him. Tell him to come back and get me himself, if he’s any inch a man. And tell him this—”
She leaned forward, biting off each word and dropping it like pieces of steal on a frozen floor, letting her hybrid magic glow in her golden eyes.
“If he wants so desperately to tame me and own me like the piece of livestock he thinks I am—” her horns curled around ears, eyes thinning to slits. Magic rippled in the air, tangible and thick enough to feel on the lips and burn the nose.
“I’ll rip his throat out with my bare hands and gut him with my horns.”
Phil laid a hand on Puffy’s shoulder, giving the council a look. “You should leave. I would suggest not coming back here because if she doesn’t fill out her threats—”
“We will.” Sam’s two quiet words might as well been a gavel’s pounding.
The council couldn’t leave the house fast enough, the fat woman actually falling and making a squishing sound as she rolled on the ground, a few of her members trampling her in their haste to get to the door before the priss helped her up and they scrambled away.
The carriage took off, leaving dust in its wake.
Puffy held still for a long time, drawing in shuddering breaths that shook her entire body. She didn’t really look at anything, her magic receding back into her body. it wasn’t until Phil laid a gentle hand on her shoulder did she break like so many pieces of a shattered mirror, turning into him and letting it all out.
Like she had months ago when she had crawled to him in the first place.
She didn’t see her siblings that had snuck into the foyer long before her tirade had begun, them having heard every word, eyes now wide and faces pale.
She didn’t hear them scamper away upstairs.
All she knew and felt was the splintering pain that was her own soul. She cried for her mom and dad that had died, one to a greater love than he had ever held for her and the other to a fake love when her mother’s love for her child hadn’t been enough. One that hadn’t tried at all to provide and had failed and one that had tried to so hard only to meet the same fate. She cried for the life she had had, and the life she never got with Joseph and Angelina.
She cried till there was nothing left, and she was a husk of herself.
Phil held her all the while, feeling the tears roll down his own face.
He said nothing.
He just held his baby girl.
…
“C’mon, honey—”
Puffy listened to her mother, peeling herself off her father and rubbing at her face. Kristin guided her to the stairs, an arm around her shoulders. Phil followed close behind, a faint smile pulling on his lips, knowing what was happening.
“What—?” Puffy paused with a knuckle in her eye, seeing the rose petals lining the hallway, little candle lit to light the dark hall.
Her siblings poked their heads out of their respective bedrooms, most wearing sheepish grins.
“We made you a surprise!” Niki said shyly, twisting in place.
Puffy hiccupped, letting Kristin push her towards the girls’ bathroom.
A tub had been set up, overflowing with bubbles and smelling like every flower that ever bloomed. The biggest, fluffiest towels the family owned (that Schlatt liked to hide for his own use) were set out for her, and music was playing softly. A stack of her favorite books was set up, all of Minx’s very best facial and hair products were lined neatly up.
“That’s not all of it!” Purpled pulled at her hand, yanking her away from Kristin and whipping her around to her bedroom.
They had decorated it.
Puffy’s bed had been done up like a queen’s throne, blankets hung from the ceiling around her bed. Everyone else had moved their beds to her room. Mattresses were sprawled all over the floor—she couldn’t actually see the floor anymore. Blankets and pillowed were cast over and around haphazardly, and the curtains had been drawn. Small glowing orbs of magic, probably Kristin’s doing, hung in the air, drifting around.
It was beautiful.
Puffy started crying again.
…
“He’s not going to come get her, is he?” Kristin asked, leaning against her husband with his hand resting on her hip as they watched the children sleep.
Puffy was on her throne, sharing with at least four kids, though Phil suspected there was two more in there somewhere. The rest of the kids were scattered where-ever they wished, though a fight had clearly broken out at some point at who got to guard the door.
As it happened, Techno was dozing peacefully and Ant had a scratch on his face.
“Sogah?” Phil shifted his weight to his other foot. “That’s east of here—pretty sure I had business that way anyway. Might wanna stop by and see what kinda man put a hit out on our little girl, don’t you think?”
Kristin’s teeth gleamed in the dim light. “Oh absolutely. Give him my regards as well, won’t you?”
Phil kissed her forehead before moving in for one on the lips. “Of course, my love.”
Kristin’s grin was all the answer he needed.
Notes:
REPEAT OF NOTE BCS IK YOU GREMLINS DON'T READ THIS STUFF:
I do NOT advocate for making fun of people's insecurities or telling people 'to go die' as insults. This is a very special circumstance that I believe such insults were deserved. Keep in mind, if you do happen to feel offended, that Puffy is a child still, and she had every right to be as angry as she is portrayed. Do not bother to tell me such behavior is inappropriate, because I A) do not care B) already know anyway.
Hope you enjoyed!
As always, be safe my darlings! <3
Chapter 9: Cold in the Heart
Summary:
Jack's cold.
Notes:
This a birthday present for DinoNuggies99. She personally requested Blaze Brother Content, so you can thank her for wheedling this outa me when I was supposed to be working on The Angel's Army
Happy Birthday, my little warrior ;) <3
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Jack was unaware how cold it could be being a blaze in the overworld.
He shivered under his covers, the old chill from his street days knitting a sweater around his spine. Morning peaked over the mountains of the current town Phil decided to nest in with his brood, poking at Jack’s face through the curtains. Jack had watched the cursed ball of hot fire rise, wishing he could sleep on its surface instead of in this weird closet thing Kristin had explained was for new children who needed space from the others while they adjusted to such a large family.
He crawled out of the blankets, flinching at the cold air and rubbing his shoulders, curling his toes against the hardwood floor. He couldn’t even feel how cold the floor was, his feet were so numb. He rubbed his arms, trying to get some blood to his fingertips and practically crawled his way into a hoodie he was pretty sure belonged to Techno. Or was it Bad? He honestly had no idea, but it was his now till he lost it to one of his new siblings.
He inched down the stairs, noting the quietness. Apparently nobody here was an early riser. Jack had always had to be, to get moving before the town soldiers went through the streets and cleared the homeless to make room for the daily workers.
The smell of food made his stomach rumble the closer he got to the kitchen. Bacon and eggs. Oatmeal.
He ghosted his way to the kitchen, following the smell of literal heaven. Kristin had her back to him, cooking on the stove, humming a soft song. It was warmer here, and Jack felt the frost start to melt as he inched closer and closer to the stove.
“Don’t touch that, honey.” A hand on the top of his head, stopping him just before he touched the open flame. He whimpered and laid his head on her side. She ruffled his hair before going back to chopping onions and peppers for omelets. “What’re you doing up so early?”
“Cold,” Jack muttered, reveling in the heat from the stove. Maybe she wouldn’t notice if he only touched one finger—
She snatched his hand with expert practice and chuckled. “There’s nothing you can try that Purpled hasn’t already made a grand effort.”
Jack pouted, yawning and settling for standing two inches from the fire.
The door to the outside opened and he flinched at the icy air rushing in as Phil stepped in and stomped his boots off. “Cows nearly froze to death,” Phil said, not seeing Jack right away. “Gonna have Sapnap sleep out there one of these nights, I swear. Make the kid earn his keep.”
Jack’s eyes widened. Phil wouldn’t dare—
“Shush, love,” Kristin said, putting some dirty bowls in the sink and turning on the water. “You’ll scare Jack.”
Phil saw Jack for the first time, hiding behind Kristin as much as he could. “Hey mate. I don’t mean it.” He chuckled, falling into a chair tiredly. “Can’t take him away from George anyway.”
“What do you want more, the cows or George?” Kristin asked with a smile, pushing Jack towards a chair and setting a plate of hot food in front of him.
Phil sighed. “If I answer that truthfully, I’ll go to jail.”
“I knew you didn’t love me.”
George appeared at the bottom of the stairs, hair defying gravity every which way, and draped himself over Phil’s shoulder. Jack knew for a fact that wasn’t his shirt either, and wondering if this whole family just had a giant communal clothes pile.
“ Two early birds,” Kristin remarked, filling a plate for Phil. “Fate herself is rewriting history.”
“Three,” George said at the stomping down the stairs, flopping into his own chair. Sam appeared, bleary-eyed and clearly not awake by any definition.
“What are all three of you doing up at this hour?” Phil asked, sipping his coffee. His wings visibly relaxed with the hot liquid, snow drifting off the dark feathers.
Sam blinked, processing the question at the speed of a half-dead snail. “Schlatt snores.” He finally settled on before dropping his head on the table and yawning so hard his gunpowder clicked in the back of his throat.
“Dream kicked me in the kidneys trying to get Sapnap in the middle,” George whined through a mouthful of eggs. “Thought he needed the glorified space heater even though I’m the one with the disability.”
Jack looked up at. “Sapnap’s a hot sleeper?”
“He’s a blaze,” Kristin explained. “Blazes sleep hotter at night because they’re relaxed and less in control of their fire.”
Then why am I freezing to death? Jack didn’t say anything though. He didn’t want to put Sapnap out, considering the Dream Team already had three to a bed.
Techno came down then, fully dressed and hair done and the only one besides Kristin looking like he was alive. Even Phil had the ‘I got out of bed because I had to’ look to him. Techno stopped in the doorway, squinting his eyes suspiciously at the three siblings at the table.
“You make a better door than you do a doorway. Move.”
He kept going, Minx and Puffy filing down behind him, both put together and dressed. The girls raised their eyebrows while Techno just looked incredulous.
“I know,” Phil said, raising his coffee cup in a half-cheer. “George got up before noon. It’s a miracle.”
“Fate herself probably intervened,” Puffy snorted, grabbing her cloak off of what Jack assumed was her chair at the table. “Me and Techno are gonna go spar.”
“I’m going hunting with Ant,” Minx said, rolling her shoulders. “His Royal Highness thinks it’s better to do it at the butt-crack of dawn when the littles are still asleep and can’t bother us.”
“Where is Ant?” Kristin peered around her kids, looking up the stairs.
“Skeps shoved him out a window.”
Kristin stared and Minx smiled wide, running for the door before her mother could say anything.
Jack went back to his bacon sighed as his stomach stretched comfortably. Maybe if he just ate more he wouldn’t be so cold.
…
Jack’s theory was proven terribly wrong. He ate and ate and ate at dinner, but all that got him was a stomachache added to his shivers.
He whined, flopping on his back and wishing there was a nether portal somewhere in the house he could just dive into and go sleep there for a while. Lava sounded like such a wonderful alternative to a shower—
He didn’t realize he was standing at the Dream Team’s door before his knuckles were just brushing the wood and he closed his eyes, tears pricking at the corners of his eyes.
He couldn’t .
Everyone had already been so nice to him. He couldn’t ask for more than what they had already given him.
…
“Are you okay, Jack?”
Ponk tossed a glance over his shoulder. Niki was riding with Techno, giving Jack a worried glance. The newest addition was paler than new milk in the cold light of the noon winter day, but he still smiled and nodded at Niki, looking for the world perfectly fine.
“Is mini-Sapnap gonna make it?” he asked Eret, the taller boy leading today’s expedition of ‘get these kids out of my house before I lose my mind’ from Kristin.
Eret could only shrug. “I don’t know. He’s a blaze—he might be a little cold since it’s winter.”
“But Sapnap’s never complained about it being too cold. If anything he complains about being hot all year around.”
“Sapnap complains about everything.”
“—good point.”
…
The floor was so cold . It had been a whole week of staring at a door he knew he would never knock on and Jack couldn’t take it anymore. He curled up next to it in the hallway, hugging his knees to his chest and crying into his sweatpants he had stolen at some point from Purpled. He thought living with a family would be different than on the streets, but here he sat, alone and shivering and so very, very cold.
He didn’t know how long he was there before someone tapped their knuckles on his head.
“Oi. Niki’s pet. What’re you doing?”
Jack looked up through teary eyes and sniffled at Punz. “What’s it to you?” He couldn’t hide the resentment in his voice, even though Punz had nothing to do with his cold.
“You’re crying in my hallway at two am.”
Jack sniffled again, not having it. “I don’t see your name on it. Free country, man. I can sleep where I want.”
Punz rolled his eyes. “I have things to do, like sleep. .Are you okay or not?”
“Yeah. Go ‘way.”
“If I didn’t believe Purpled the last time this happened, I’m not believing you.”
Jack yelped as Punz reached for him, hauling him up before stopping abruptly. Punz frowned, Jack trying to wiggle out of his grip before setting a palm on his forehead. Jack went still, reveling in the light heat from Punz’s human hand.
“Sheesh, kid, why didn’t you say something?”
Jack made a questioning sound, Punz checking his pulse with calloused fingers. Punz cursed out some Ancient, shoving Jack under his arm like an unruly cat so he couldn’t run away and shoving the door open Jack had been staring at for a week.
Dream, George, and Sapnap’s room was bigger than Jack thought it was, and so was the bed. Punz hauled Jack over to the far side of the mattress, the side facing the window, grabbing a forgotten pillow from the floor and smacking someone in the head with it.
Sapnap groaned, but didn’t do much else.
“Stupid corpse,” Punz grumbled under his breath. He let Jack go, but not before hissing ‘stay’ in his face before pushing and yanking at the blankets. “You’re lucky he’s sleeping on this side.” Jack squeaked again as Punz shoved him into the bed and two very hot arms wrapped around his chest.
“There,” Punz sighed, exasperated. “How do I know baby blazes need to sleep with their parents and Phil doesn't?”
Baby blazes need to do what?
“Punz.” Jack flinched at Dream’s annoyed voice. “If that’s Purpled again —”
“Jack’s colder than the north pole, grouchy. Shut up.”
A long pause. “Get out. It’s, like, three am.”
“It’s actually two.”
“Out, or I tell Minx you stole her conditioner.”
Punz put his hands up in surrender, leaving the room without a sound and closing the door quietly behind him.
Jack stared off into dead space for a long time, basking in the warmth of another blaze. No wonder Dream and George insisted on sharing a bed—this was great. It felt like he was tucked up against a fireplace, feeling the heat on all sides and seeping into his bones.
He fell asleep like that, exhausted, but warm .
…
“How did you not know?”
Jack stirred, unwilling to wake up. He wanted to sleep , for crying out loud.
“Blazes need to imprint on their own.” That sounded like Phil. “Interfering in the process can mess with their psyche.”
“He was freezing. ”
“He thought he was. It’s almost physically impossible for blazes to freeze to death, not with a rod of molten metal in their chest.”
“You knew all this?”
“I knew Jack had to do this on his own.”
"What about Sapnap?
"Sapnap's--special."
A snort. "You could say that again."
"Best I can figure, Sapnap's blaze side knew George needed him. Jack didn't have that and was supposed to do this part by himself."
“Yeah, and Punz screwed it up at three am.” A different voice, still as grouchy as he was when Punzy woke him up.
“Two.”
“Three.”
“Shut up.” Jack gave Phil the stink-eye. “I wanna sleep.”
“Sapnap has training, mate.”
“Don’t care.”
“So I can use him to get out of training for the next month?” Sapnap was awake.
Jack looked over his shoulder to see Sapnap partially sitting up, resting against the bed board, a hot hand on Jack’s shoulder. “You’re not going anywhere.”
Sapnap grinned at Phil. “This is great.”
Phil sighed, but ruffled Jack’s hair. “Fine. Catch up on some sleep, mate.”
Jack did just that, throwing a hissy fit if Sapnap left at any point, even to use the restroom. It took almost a full month for the cold in his chest to dissipate.
It never came back.
Notes:
<3
Chapter 10: Grow Up Safe
Summary:
Tommy and Tubbo's first night home.
Chapter Text
“Hold still, Tubbo—”
Tommy yawned, watching Kristin, who was apparently Phil’s wife, as she worked through Tubbo’s wings with a gentleness Tommy had forgotten existed.
He wanted to do it himself, but Kristin had insisted he rest, and he could watch if he wanted. Tommy had pouted, but seeing as he could barely hold himself upright, he really couldn’t protest.
Tubbo didn’t really seem to mind.
Tommy sat on a chair cross-legged, freshly cleaned up from a bath and stomach full for the first time in much too long. Tubbo was clean too, hair fluffier than Tommy remembered. Tubbo had gotten a healing potion, watered down and flavored with cherry syrup, and now both were heavily drowsily.
Kristin began to hum, and Tommy felt his whole body relax. Phil had said something about phoenixes being sensitive to music, and he had to agree. The soft tune thrummed into his very bones, even though Kristin’s tone was barely above a whisper.
“You can lay down, Tommy,” Kristin said kindly, grabbing a brush.
“No,” Tommy said stubbornly. “Not until Tubbo’s done.”
“I’m okay, Big Man,” Tubbo said, knowing deep-down in his birdy bones that Kristin wasn’t going to hurt him. He sat cross-legged at the edge of the bed, leaning slightly forward on his elbows on his knees. “I’m not gonna go nowhere.”
Tommy snorted. “Yeah, that’s what I thought last time. You’re not leaving my sight.”
Tubbo huffed, but didn’t complain. He had missed Tommy’s brashness, but having him follow him literally everywhere around the house had been frustrating at the least.
But he could understand.
Tommy had been helpless for too long, watching his best friend and brother be beaten and starved and unable to do anything about it.
“You’re sure you two aren’t twins?” Kristin asked playfully, petting Tubbo’s wings as she finished up.
“Nope!” Tubbo said. “I don’t think the world could have handled that.”
Kristin laughed, and Tommy decided that was his new favorite sound, outside of Tubbo’s own goofy giggles.
“I think you’re all done, sweet,” Kristin said, and Tubbo stretched, flaring his wings.
Tommy eyed them critically. Tubbo had never once, in his life, had his wings properly taken care of. His parents were of no help, and Tommy’s instincts were only good for so much. It would take a long time before they were anywhere close to Wilbur or Phil’s glory. Tommy’s own feathers had gotten to cheat, having been reborn in fire.
But Tubbo’s wings already looked a hundred times better and Tubbo looked beyond relieved. He flapped them a few times, slapping Tommy in the face with a gust of air, and sighed contentedly. He didn’t fold them after that, but let them flop right there.
Tubbo had told Tommy about the box, about how he had been unable to even uncross his arms, how his whole body had been folded in on itself.
Tommy figured it would be a long time before Tubbo willingly folded his wings.
“Ready for bed then?” Kristin asked, running a comb through Tubbo’s fluffy mop a few times for good measure.
Tubbo yawned in answer, and Tommy followed suit. “Now you got me doing it,” he grumped, but Tubbo rolled his eyes.
“You’re exhausted too, dingus.”
Kristin shook her head at their antics and scooted Tubbo off the bed so she could lift the covers. “C’mon, sleepyheads. In you go.”
Tommy saw the way Tubbo hesitated at the dark cave made by the blankets, saw the way his wings twitched ever so slightly and his arms tensed.
“Me first,” he shoved Tubbo, not hard, but enough to get him out of the way so he could get jump in the bed. He curled up on his side, wings neatly folded, and looked up at Tubbo expectantly.
Tubbo, hesitantly, followed gingerly. He still didn’t close his wings, left them splayed out behind them as Kristin gently laid the comforter down on them.
“There we go,” she said softly, smoothing their bangs away from their faces and cupping their cheeks. “Everything okay?”
Tommy nodded, wrapped his arms around Tubbo. Tubbo didn’t respond, and Tommy knew he couldn’t wait till she left.
They hadn’t been alone, just the two of them, for months.
Months too long.
Kristin finished fluffing the blankets up, hit the light, and gave them a small smile before she left, leaving the door open a crack to send a sliver of light into the room so they weren’t completely submerged into the dark.
Tubbo went limp, letting out a stuttering breath.
“Doing okay?” Tommy asked, kicking the blanket a bit so it settled the way he wanted it to.
“Yeah—now,” Tubbo exhaled, snuggling closer. “My wings itch.”
“That’s cuz they’re finally clean,” Tommy pointed out.
Tubbo wrinkled up his nose. “I don’t like it. Is there a puddle outside or something?”
“I don’t think Kristin would like that very much,” Tommy said.
Tubbo shrugged and hummed.
They sat like that for a while, listening to the other breathe, feeling the beat of the other’s heart.
Tubbo was the one who finally broke the silence. “I’m sorry.”
“You didn’t do nothin’,” Tommy said, knowing immediately what he was talking about.
“That’s the thing though,” Tubbo said, voice just a bit damp. “I didn’t do anything. I sat there, useless—”
“Hey—” Tommy pushed Tubbo back a bit so he could look him in the eye. “It wasn’t your fault. None of that was your fault.”
“But—” and here Tubbo felt the tears form.
“No.” Tommy pulled Tubbo back to him, wrapping his arms tight around him and letting his heat flare up a bit to warm up the cool sheets. “No buts or anything dumb like that. It happened, and it’s done. We’re gonna grow up and move on. We’re gonna be big men, and nobody’s ever gonna mess with us again. We’ll never have to be scared.”
Tubbo fell asleep to Tommy’s words, wrapped up safe in his best friend’s arms, listening him spin tales of how they were going to be princes and presidents and important people. How they were gonna rule the world and be more powerful than the Ancients, and how they were going to have the biggest house ever and nobody was going to tell them how to live.
How they would be safe.
Little did the two avians know how safe they truly were.
Notes:
Ik it's sad Schlatt doesn't get to name Tubbo anymore (if you see an error anywhere that still says Schlatt names Tubbo, please let me know so i can change it. i think i got em all but i'm probably wrong) but it needed ot be done. sorrry
Be safe my ddaaarrrlliinnnggss!!!
Chapter 11: Just for Tonight
Summary:
Fundy was Wilbur's kid - but Eret didn't have to share tonight.
Chapter Text
Eret smiled at the little ginger-haired baby in his arms, rocking him carefully in the old rocking chair Kristin had bought a few years back. The little hybrid was all wrapped up in Wilbur’s old baby blanket, snug and warm and asleep. His face was slightly flushed, but at least he was finally asleep.
Eret leaned his head back against the rickety chair and let his thoughts drift.
Wilbur didn’t like sharing the tiny baby he saw as ‘his,’ but the avian was out on a camping trip with Ranboo, T-Squared, Techno and Phil.
The colicky baby needed someone to watch him and Kristin was busy with Alyssa. Eret had volunteered.
Eret let himself slip into the Sight and Looked at Fundy’s Light. It was just as small as the baby himself, but healthy and bright. It flickered and responded to Eret’s magic, but it seemed distracted.
It’s looking for Wilbur.
Eret knew that immediately. It made him smile how quickly Wilbur had imprinted on the baby. How quickly the baby had come to rely on him and love him unconditionally.
Eret had found the young hybrid adorable, and was drawn to him as quickly as Wilbur—but Wilbur didn’t want to share. Wilbur was doing a wonderful job of raising the baby—Phil and Kristin hardly ever had to help with him with feedings and changings and they were talking about seeing if Fundy’s crib could be moved to Wilbur and Techno’s room.
Eret just wished Wilbur would let him help more.
Phil defended Wilbur, calling it “mother-hen” instincts from his hybrid side. He was always patient and kind about it, telling Eret that it wasn’t him and that Wilbur was just being defensive and there wasn’t much the avian teen could do about it. He had made Wilbur share a bit, and Eret appreciated it.
Eret understood—he really did. He knew what it was like to have something that he didn’t want to share, something that he wanted to protect from everyone and everything.
But for now, Eret didn’t have to share—he could have his turn holding the small bundle.
Just for tonight.
Chapter 12: Words
Summary:
Words can hurt.
Notes:
Welcome, my darlings!
This week's winner is senchant! Hope this is satisfactory! She ordered a bit of angst, and I hoped I delivered!
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Chapter Text
Wilbur groaned as Tubbo yanked on his shirt for the hundredth time.
“But you promised,” the baby avian whined, tugging harder and pulling Wilbur’s collar tight around his throat. “You promised to take us to the petting zoo!”
And Wilbur had promised—earlier that week when he didn’t have a growing sinus infection from all the pollen in the air. His inhaler and allergy meds had run out two days ago and their parents hadn’t had time to get new ones yet. His face was puffy and swelled up, and everything in general from the neck up hurt.
Wilbur rubbed a finger between his eyes, the idea of breathing in all the hay and animal fur making him want to cry. He just wanted to take a fork to his eyeballs and pass out in the dark.
“Tubbo—”
“You’ve put this off for a whole week!” Purpled chimed in, Tommy nodding furiously.
Wilbur grit his teeth, trying to be nice. Tommy and Tubbo had only been here a few months—he didn’t want to snap at them so soon. Well, he didn’t want to snap at all, but it was bound to happen at one point.
“And one more day isn’t going to hurt,” Wilbur tried to placate, only for Tommy to tilt his head back and whine. The sound grated on Wilbur’s ears and rippled down his spine.
“Tommy—”
Tommy ignored him, running from the room with the other two close behind.
Wilbur’s stomach sank a bit, knowing they were going to go tattle on him to Phil or Kristin.
He tried to understand—he did. Tommy and Tubbo were acting out like normal kids who weren’t raised in a proper home where they would have been taught to regulate their emotions. They knew they were safe here, so they acted out in the exact opposite way they would have back at their orphanage or the Count’s.
They threw the loudest tantrums ever.
Purpled latched onto their chaotic energy and copied it, much to the chagrin of the older kids in the house.
Wilbur sank onto the couch, hiding his face in a pillow and willing the growing headache away. Of course Puffy would have decided the day was the day to open all the windows and clean the downstairs, flinging dust up everywhere and letting the humid air in.
He kept the groan quieter this time when he heard his mother come into the room. Kristin didn’t do well in the heat, and it tended to make her temper just a little bit shorter. Being disrespectful would get him nothing in this situation.
“Wilbur—”
He slowly opened his eyes, giving his mother a tired look. She gave him a just as equally tired, but more disappointed, look. “Did you promise?”
“Yeah he did—!” Tommy started.
“I didn’t ask you, Tommy,” Kristin said gently, and Tommy snapped his mouth shut.
“I did promise,” Wilbur said, pacing his words. “But they’re gonna have to wait until my head doesn’t feel like my brain was replaced with a cactus.”
“Did you take any medicine for it?”
Wilbur screwed up his nose. Kristin’s homemade medicine tasted like bitter raspberries and honestly, while it worked, Wilbur would rather wait out his headache. “No—”
“Then go take some, and get ready. You promised, Wilbur,” Kristin said, attempting to run her hand through Wilbur’s curls.
Wilbur tilted his head out of the way and stood just a bit roughly to his feet. “No Mum. I’m not going today. Waiting isn’t going to kill them.”
Tubbo let out a screech, and Purpled pouted, crossing his arms. Tommy let a stream of offended curses, and Kristin shot him a look.
“Watch your language, young man,” she warned, before giving her attention back to Wilbur. “We don’t make flippant promises in this house, especially to those we love,” she said in a tone Wilbur all-too-well recognized as her stern, ‘don’t argue with me’ voice. “Take your medicine and, if you have to, go a bit later once it’s kicked in. But you are going today.”
Tommy’s smug face made Wilbur want to drop-kick the kid. Resentment burned in his stomach. “No, I’m not.”
“Wilbur—”
“Mummmm—”
“It’s not fair!”
“He’s being mean—”
Wilbur refused to budge an inch, despite the look of his mother’s face while the three children battered both of them with whining and complaining.
Kristin attempted to quiet the kids, but they were too far set in their fits to just give up now.
“He does this all the time and gets away with it!”
“Why does he just get to decide we’re not worth it?!”
“He did this last week too!”
Wilbur’s head pounded, and his heart contracted at the look Kristin was giving him. The ‘you’re grounded,’ ‘I’m so tired,’ and ‘I’m disappointed’ look all mushed into one. She didn’t need his stubbornness today. Not with Ranboo upstairs sleeping off a really bad Ender fit, George sick again, and Ant having growing pains in his legs.
Not to mention their landlord was coming tomorrow, and Phil was uptown getting Bad, Techno, and Charlie new glasses after Niki’s practice Singing had shattered both the lenses and the windows in the living room.
But why did it have to be him? Why couldn’t Dream do it? Dream was off messing with Schlatt somewhere he probably wasn’t supposed to be. Even Sapnap was reasonably responsible when it came to the little kids. Sam! Sam loved babysitting. Why couldn’t Wilbur just be left alone for once?!
He snapped. “Just shut up!”
The kids froze at Wilbur’s yell, and Kristin’s eyes widened in surprise.
“Can you lot not be annoying for once?!” Wilbur kept going, not caring he was digging his grave. “Everything’s not all about you!”
He ignored Tommy’s wings puffing up to hide Tubbo behind him, Purpled’s anxious pulling at his hoodie sleeves, the growing horror on Kristin’s face with what he was saying.
“You’re not even my real family!”
Wilbur inhaled sharply as soon as the words left him.
Purpled’s hands were clamped over his mouth, tears forming in his eyes. Tommy’s eyes widened with shock, then hardened as he pushed Tubbo out the door, snagging Purpled’s sleeve as they ran.
Wilbur panted through his nose, refusing to meet his mother’s eyes.
“Go to your room.” Quiet words, spoken with the weight of the moon.
Wilbur didn’t need to be told twice.
He ran up the stairs, brushing past Puffy and almost toppling Jack. He slammed the door to his and Techno’s room, collapsing on his bed face-first and feeling the blessed darkness and cool sheets swallow his aching head.
He had gotten what he wanted, but at what cost?
…
Wilbur woke with a start, heart pounding and sweat on his forehead. Everything rushed back to him in an instant—the yelling, the headache, the damning words leaving his lips and his little brothers running from the room.
Shouting, outside his and Techno’s door.
“Dad, don’t—!”
“Tommy—”
“He didn’t mean it!”
“Tubbo, I’m only—”
“Please!”
Wilbur got off his bed, more and more confused, and stumbled to the door. His dad opened it before he even took two steps, and Wilbur was left to stand awkwardly in the middle of his own room.
Phil gave him a confused, yet still rather stern, look.
It would have been more intimidating if Tommy and Tubbo weren’t clinging to his pants. Purpled was there too, hiding behind Kristin.
“Uh, hi dad—” Wilbur said, kinda sheepishly, avoiding looking at the avians.
“Tommy, Tubbo—I need you to go with Mum,” Phil said, adverting his attention to the burs. “I just need to talk with Wilbur.”
“Don’t hurt him!” Tommy shrieked, not letting go.
Phil went rigid with that, and Wilbur went stock-still.
“What?” Phil asked, kneeling down so he could be eye-level. Tubbo dove into his embrace, and Tommy struggled to speak, spluttering over words and getting only nonsense out.
“They think you’re going to hit Wilbur,” Purpled said quietly. “For being mean to us.”
Realization flickered on Phil’s face before he turned back to the avians. “Hey—” he put a hand on Tommy’s cheek, rubbing Tubbo’s back. “I’m not going to hit Wilbur.”
“You can’t take dinner away either!” Tommy said, as if expecting Phil’s answer. “He didn’t mean it!”
“I’m not gonna take his food away,” Phil said kindly, patiently. “I was just gonna have a talk about how we do our best not to say mean things, even when we’re hurting on the inside.”
Wilbur caught Phil’s side-eye, and decided it was best to keep his mouth shut this time around.
“But—” Tubbo sniffled and sat up, Phil still keeping a hand around his back as the baby braced himself off his dad’s chest. “We were yelling too and being insensi—insesi—insestave—mean. It just wasn’t Wilbur!”
“I know,” Phil said, patting Tubbo’s back. “I was gonna talk with you three after too. I thought I’d start with Wilbur first since he’s older and should know better.”
“No!” Tommy said, breathless with bright cheeks. “You talk with us here!”
“Okay,” Phil said, and Wilbur could see the surprise on the kids’ faces that Phil agreed so easily. Phil adjusted so he was sitting on the ground, letting Tubbo curl up against him and waving a hand for Purpled to come join him.
“Wilbur—” Phil said, and Wilbur took that as his cue to sit down too, back against the dresser. “What do you do when you’ve got one of your headaches?”
“Take medicine, even if it’s the homemade stuff,” Wilbur said, grimacing inwardly at just the thought of the nasty potion.
“You take care of yourself,” Phil corrected, but nicely. “And do we ever mouth off or yell at Mum?”
“No,” Wilbur said immediately, sending an apologizing look to his mother.
“Why?”
“Because she doesn’t deserve disrespect.”
“Why?”
“Because she’s my mom and only wants me to be safe and happy and protected. She doesn’t do things or make me do things to be mean or spiteful. She has my best interest at heart.”
“Exactly,” Phil said, smiling softly. “Now apologize for yelling at her.”
“I’m sorry for yelling, Mum,” Wilbur said it, and he meant it.
“Now boys—” Phil adjusted so he could see his other three sons easier. “Are we allowed to yell in the house?”
“No,” Tubbo said instantly, sending a blamey look Tommy’s way.
“Why?”
“Because it’s rude to the neighbors and sometimes our brothers and sisters get headaches or don’t sleep and we need to be nice to them,” Purpled said, flicking a glance at Wilbur.
“That’s right,” Phil said. “You lot woke Ranboo up with your screaming and he had a panic attack that Mum couldn’t deal with because she was busy trying to get you guys under control. Dream and Sam had to hold him down on the bed because he tried to claw at them when they caught him trying to jump out a window.”
Tommy turned white as a sheet, and Tubbo made a worried noise and tried to get up, but Phil held him down. “He’s fine now,” Phil said. “But all four of you are going to apologize to him later and make up to him for it.”
Purpled swallowed and nodded, and Tommy looked horrified. Tubbo looked like he wanted to cry.
“And do we throw temper tantrums when we don’t get our way?” Phil continued, looking to all four of them.
“No,” Wilbur answered first.
“Why?”
“Because it doesn’t accomplish anything,” Purpled said. “It just makes the other person mad, and now everyone’s mad, and nothing gets done.”
“Because temper tantrums never solve anything,” Phil added on. “Yelling and screaming and throwing fits over something that’s ‘not fair’ or not our own way doesn’t do anything but make everything worse. Instead, we try to fix it politely and logically instead of letting our emotions control what we say and do. We control our emotions, not the other way around. It’s hard sometimes, and takes a lot of practice, but it’s still something we have to do.”
Wilbur felt sick to his stomach as he fiddled with the hem of his shirt, knowing Phil wasn’t done. He knew Phil would never hurt him, or deny food or clothing or anything like that, but the disappointment that would be directed his way—Wilbur would almost rather take a switch to the back.
“Wilbur—”
Wilbur flinched automatically at the tone. He looked up through his bangs, knowing Phil would wait till he was looking at him.
“I’m not even going to repeat what you said,” Phil said, very, very serious. “But I need you to tell me why we don’t say those words.”
Wilbur swallowed. “Because family isn’t decided by blood or names. It’s decided by love and choice.”
Phil nodded, and Wilbur kept going.
“It doesn’t matter if someone was born into a family, or if they were picked off the side of the road,” he said, finally actually looking at his brothers. His baby brothers. “They’re family because we love them, and no matter what else, that is enough.”
Tommy shot forward, lurching into Wilbur’s lap and latching onto his chest. Tubbo and Purpled piled on, and Wilbur wrapped his arms around them, bringing his wings up and around. He could feel Purpled’s heartbeat on his arm, and Tommy was getting snot on his sweater. Tubbo’s feathers were digging into his legs, and their weight was a little too much to take all at once.
But Wilbur didn’t care.
He held them tight, willing every little bit of love he could into that hold.
They were willing to get in Phil’s way to stop him from hurting me.
Wilbur buried his nose in Tommy’s hair, thanking the Ancients above that they hadn’t run away or done anything stupid because of what he had said. He willed within himself to never say those words again, to anyone.
Family isn’t blood or names, but love and choice.
Notes:
Be safe, my darlings! Maybe take a self-care day? A hot bath, bath bomb, cucumber mask from the dollar store? Paint your toenails, use your expensive lotion, and brush out your hair. Remember to love yourself!
Chapter 13: Marked for the Unknown
Summary:
Wilbur is visited by Destiny and Prophecy.
Their warning is not for him.
Notes:
Just cleaning up some requests! This one is from DinoNuggies99. She wanted it to be Fate instead of the twins and for Kristin to show up to tell them off, but Inspiration said otherwise.
Enjoy!
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Chapter Text
Fundy skipping along, clinging to Wilbur’s hand. Wilbur hummed softly, singing a few lines every now and then to the sea shanty Puffy liked to sing the other kids to bed with.
Fundy hummed along too, not knowing a single note, just happy to have some along time with his favorite sibling. The woods around their new house were thick, with plenty of berry bushes and deer trails.
Kristin had let some of the older kids take the babies out for some fresh air, and Wilbur could hear Tommy’s distant chattering with Sam. If he focused really hard with his avian hearing, he could hear Ranboo’s nervous Ender chitters as Techno led him along.
“He has grown.”
Fundy yelped loudly as Wilbur scooped him up and whipped around, squeezing the toddler tight to his chest, wings roaring out behind him.
“You need to know no fear from us.”
Two girls, standing side by side on the trail. One had white hair to her waist left loose to waft in the wind, white dress pooling at her bare feet. The other had cropped black hair that curled around her ears, purple dress that coming to her knees with gold embroidery.
“Who are you?” Wilbur said, backing up a step, eyes darting back down the trail towards the house. He’d never make it. He could scream, but Techno wasn’t faster than an Ancient, and Fundy was right here.
“We are the students of Fate,” the one in white said.
“Destiny and Prophecy?” Wilbur said, inching back some more as Fundy clung to his collar, wide-eyed. Even the toddler knew these two beings were not to trifled with. Nobody knew much about the twins taken in by Fate—not the priests of Fate’s temples, or the textbooks that claimed to be experts on the Ancients. They were a mystery, a shadowed page among the pages of Ancient history.
“We are.” Spoken in eerie tandem, knowing eyes unblinking.
Wilbur swallowed past the lump in his throat. “Why are you here?”
Both pointed their left hands at Fundy. “That child was spared, and he has been marked. By whom, we cannot know. Why, we do not understand. We offer this warning.”
Their irises lit up, soft power seeping from the corners of their eyes. “A great magic is over his head—magic long thought dead. When the time comes—do not fight this magic.”
“I’m not giving him up,” Wilbur said, squeezing the toddler a little tighter, trying to keep his heart from pounding so wildly so Fundy wouldn’t hear. “Not now, not ever.”
“You must. You will, or the child will die.”
Wilbur’s stomach turned to lead—his tongue felt too big for his mouth.
“When the time comes, give the child up.”
Between one thought and the next, the Ancients vanished.
Wilbur clung to Fundy, hands shaking and knees trembling in fear. He yelled for Techno and Sam, and his brothers came crashing through the underbrush, their charges close behind. Neither one knew what to make of the warning, and even Phil was left shaking his head.
Wilbur slept with Fundy’s cradle next to his bed for a month after that, worriedly watching the toddler that had no idea what was coming.
Notes:
Wonder why so many mysterious people are interested in Fundy...
Be safe, my darlings! <3
Chapter 14: Foolish Bird
Summary:
Foolish is sick.
Notes:
Hiiiii
I wrote for 2.5 hours on The Angels Army, but wanted to keep writing so I did a few prompt wheels.
Our hurt was 'sickness' and our 'comfort' was cuddles. Foolish was our hurt boy and Tubbo was our comfort boy.
Enjoy this little itty bitty treat!!
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Chapter Text
Foolish didn’t get sick often, but when he did, he really did.
“He’s got enough snot down his shirt to make a candle,” Purpled pointed out helpfully, perched on the back of one of the couches, a safe distance away.
“Thank you for the mental image.” Punz picked the kid up, not wanting him to get sick with whatever mutated disease Foolish was currently sneezing all over the living room.
Foolish breathed heavily once, then rolled over onto his stomach and moaned a soft cry that sounded like Puffy’s name, but no one could really tell.
“Who wants to tell the drama-baby Puffy’s not here?” Ponk whispered from the stairs that led up to the bedrooms, staring at Foolish with the uttermost look of disgust.
“You guys are so mean,” Tubbo nearly kicked Ponk in the head as he charged down the stairs. He knelt next to the couch, patting Foolish’s head. “He’s sick, for crying out loud.”
“If you get sick, you’re not sleeping—-ack!” Tommy actually did kick Ponk in the head as he tripped down the stairs chasing after Tubbo.
Ponk started chasing Tommy with a vengeance and a curse, and Tubbo rolled his eyes.
Punz hefted Purpled into a fire-fighter carry. “I’m not getting sick again. The last time Foolish shared , I couldn’t move.”
Tubbo stuck his tongue out and patted Foolish’s head again. Foolish didn’t even know it was him, mumbling at least six of Tubbo’s brothers and two of his sisters, Wilbur twice for some reason in a haze of delirium.
Tubbo curled up under the blanket with him, letting the sweaty kid rest on his chest. Foolish was soaked through, and so was Tubbo’s shirt in under a second.
“Oh honey—”
Tubbo blinked up confusedly. “Mumza?”
Kristin smiled down at him. “You’re gonna get sick, kiddo.”
Tubbo felt the couch lines on his face, and his arm was asleep past the point of pins and needles. He must’ve fallen asleep.
“He needed cuddles though,” Tubbo said. “And the twins wouldn’t help him and you guys were gone and Puffy was gone—”
“It’s okay, Tubbo,” Kristin said, tilting Foolish’s head to get a better look at his still-flushed face. “You did the right thing.”
Tubbo yawned and nestled back into the blanket, feeling Foolish mutter something about sand and a statue.
…
Yes, Tubbo was sick within three days.
No, he didn’t regret his decision.
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Chapter 15: Insomnia, My Friend
Summary:
Wilbur can't sleep.
Chapter Text
Wilbur growled under his breath and slapped his pillow.
It, shockingly, did not magically help him fall asleep.
Outside, the stars and moon twinkled at him, almost teasing him. It had to be close to two in the morning. Wilbur had been tossing and turning for hours, unable to even fall asleep for a little bit before the insomnia had kept him awake.
Already knowing where the night was going, Wilbur groaned and got to his feet, wings folding tightly to his back so he didn’t hit anything in the dark.
He quietly slipped out of his and Techno’s room and glided down the hallway to Tommy and Tubbo’s beds.
The baby avians were bundled together in Tommy’s mass of blankets that constituted as a rough-shod nest, clung together as though they’d die without the other. Tommy’s face was slack, and Tubbo had little string of drool working it’s way down his chin.
Wilbur scooped them both up with practiced ease. Tubbo didn’t wake up, but Tommy did. He stiffened against Wilbur, a small whimper making its way out of his sleep-clogged throat.
“Easy,” Wilbur soothed, holding both close.
At the sound of his older brother’s voice, Tommy went right back to sleep, cream-colored wings fluttering for half a second before stilling.
Tubbo might as well of been a dead body.
Wilbur got the two back to his and Techno’s room and promptly dropped Tommy on Techno’s bed.
“Really?” Techno, who had been awake this whole time, snorted as the kid immediately latched onto his arm with the clear intention of not letting go anytime soon.
“You have insomnia too and you know it,” Wilbur whispered, taking Tubbo back to his own bed.
“And having a kicking brat is gonna fix it?” Techno asked, even as he rearranged himself and his blanket to make room for the little avian.
“Yes.”
Wilbur already felt the drowsiness trying to swallow him as Tubbo curled so tightly against him he might as well have been trying to claw into Wilbur’s ribcage.
He pulled the blanket up over both of them and arranged his and Tubbo’s wings so they wouldn’t get stuck or stiff by morning.
He was only slightly aware of Techno doing the same thing for Tommy.
He sighed in relief into Tubbo’s fluffy coconut-smelling hair, wrapping his arms tightly around his little brother.
Sleep finally, finally, came.
Chapter 16: Nightmares From My Past
Summary:
Bad's demon form is the thing of nightmares - especially his own.
Chapter Text
Skeppy woke to the bed shaking.
This was, unfortunately, nothing new. Bad’s nightmares were to blame, leaving him a trembling, shivering mess.
Sometime in the night, Skeppy had rolled away from Bad and was now facing away from his brother. Skeppy, still half-asleep, rolled back over.
He was fully awake an instant later at the look on Bad’s sleeping face.
Bad’s unseeing eyes were wide open, pupils vibrating in fear. His hands were locked into bent, claw-like angles, reaching for Skeppy, and his mouth was slightly parted for ragged breaths to make their way in and out.
Anyone else would’ve jump-scared into next week.
Skeppy only felt a pit in his stomach.
It was a bad one.
He gently touched Bad’s forehead, whispering his brother’s name.
Bad didn’t respond at first, and Skeppy got a little more scared. It took a few minutes of gentle coaxing, but Bad finally woke up.
He gasped as if punched in the stomach and began to full-body shake. “S-Skeppy?” Bad whispered, eyes darting around, as if whatever had been hurting him in his nightmare had made its way out of his head.
“ ‘M right here,” Skeppy said, hand running through Bad’s slightly damp curls. “Had a nightmare, didn’t you?”
Bad nodded, one hand in Skeppy’s and the other tightly fisted with Skeppy’s nightshirt.
“It was awf-f-ful,” Bad breathed, a shudder running over him. “I-I was that-t-t mon-monster—”
“Shh,” Skeppy said, rubbing a hand on Bad’s arm. “It’s all over, it was all in your head—”
“Skeppy?”
Dream had woken up. Sapnap was still snoring, but Skeppy could hear George stirring too as Dream sat up.
“Bad had a nightmare,” Skeppy said as Bad clung to him, eyes still looking for a danger that wasn’t there. “A really nasty one.”
A pause, then rustling. Dream was suddenly there, hair defying gravity in fifty-three ways and eyes slightly disoriented.
He ran a hand over Bad’s forehead, frowning as Bad flinched away. “Think we’ll need to make the Fort?”
Skeppy nodded without hesitation. “There’s no way he’s going back to sleep without it.”
Dream nodded, still half-asleep, and made his way back to his bed where he thumped the corpse upside the head.
Both Sapnap and George woke with a start, scared for half a second before they realized it was just Dream.
“Operation Fort is a go,” Dream hissed, yanking the blanket off them. “Move it.”
Dream came back to help Skeppy lift Bad into a sitting position so Dream could pick the slight boy up into a bridal carry.
The action disoriented Bad and he immediately called out. “S-Skeppy?”
“Right here,” Skeppy answered, grabbing the pillows from his and Dream’s beds. “We’re gonna go sleep in the living room. You like that, remember?”
Dream waited for Skeppy to wrangle an armful of bedding before heading downstairs to the living room. It was dark, and Bad only relaxed when Skeppy lit a lamp.
Dream held a shivering Bad steady, humming a foreign lullaby Minx sung to the babies, while Skeppy made a rather sizeable nest in the center of the living room floor, in the middle of all the couches and chairs. Skeppy flopped down, opening his arms for Bad, and Dream gently set him down on what was more blanket than floor.
By then, George and Sapnap had done their jobs.
One by twos, the rest of the Minecraft kids wandered in, carrying their younger siblings or piles of bedding in a sleepy, drowsy state.
Puffy was the first, her light footsteps pattering down the steps in a worried panic. She took one look at Bad’s shattered state before claiming the open space on his other side, running a hand through his hair and starting a soft sea shanty as she adjusted the blanket over his legs.
Wilbur, having snuck Fundy, Alyssa, and Drista out of their parents’ room, made it to one of the couches before passing right back out with Fundy on his chest. Niki worked his way under his arm, snuggling in as Wilbur instinctively wrapped it around her. Charlie making himself comfortable at the foot of the couch on Wilbur’s legs, ignoring how Wilbur tried half-heartedly to kick him off.
Techno plopped down in front of the door, playing sentry, where Tommy and Jack eventually found him, much to Techno’s feigned chagrin. As it happened, he only gave an uninterested grunt as Tommy wrapped around his knee and Jack cuddled into Tommy’s feathers.
Quackity and Karl sought Sapnap out like moths to light, seeking his heat. They all piled on each other in a corner by the stairs—Quackity’s wings twitching as he slept and Karl gripping Sapnap’s arm like a vice.
Tubbo and Ranboo ran into each other on their way down the stairs and promptly stumbled into a heap that Schlatt (grumbling under his breath) took upon himself to scoop up and tuck against his chest on the second couch under what was probably more than his fair share of blankets and pillows.
Ant shifted into his snow leopard before flopping down next to Wilbur’s couch with Alyssa curled up in his side.
Dream took Skeppy’s free side on the floor with George at the foot of Schlatt’s couch, Drista snuggly tucked between the two, Eret taking Sapnap’s traditional spot to help keep George warm.
Minx took Puffy’s free side, curling up in a tight ball under a blanket that she refused to share.
Sam took the floor above Bad’s head, and fell asleep in twenty seconds flat on his back, immediately starting to snore. No pillow or blanket—not that he seemed to need one.
Ponk, Punz, and Purpled all collapsed in a big pile at Bad’s feet, one massive blanket thrown over all three. Purpled never even woke up.
Operation Fort was in full effect.
Bad, having calmed more and more with every brother and sister that wandered in, was finally able to fall back asleep, hands wrapped in Skeppy’s nightshirt and Puffy’s soothing warmth on his back.
The rhythmic snores, huffs, breathing, and what he was fairly sure was soft sleep-singing, was like a lullaby.
He was surrounded by family, family that could keep him safe. Family that cared enough to get up at two in the morning and sleep on the cold floor or with roughhousing siblings.
Just for him.
Skeppy waited till Bad’s breathing relaxed and his fingers released their tension from his shirt before letting himself fall asleep.
…
Phil had woken the second he heard one of the boys’ bedrooms doors open.
He held still, analyzing the situation. There was some slight movement, some rustling, then thumping down the stairs.
More movement, and hushed whispers.
Then his and Kristin’s bedroom door was being opened.
Phil pretended to lie asleep as the light-walking figure lifted the three babies from their cribs one by one. Phil recognized Wilbur’s feather-rustles as he picked Fundy up. Alyssa made a small sleep-coo, which Wilbur calmly shushed before slipped back out the door.
Phil waited close to half an hour before slipping downstairs to observe Operation Fort. It didn’t happen much—Bad had come so far from the little boy Phil had bartered for.
But trauma lingers, and triggers don’t always go away.
Phil stood at the top of the stairs, smiling fondly to himself at the array of scattered hybrids and humans. He wouldn’t be able to be with all of them forever, protect them forever, but he could be their haven now.
Chapter 17: Patience
Summary:
Some people kidnap Tommy.
They regret it.
Chapter Text
“How long we givin’ ‘em?” Wilbur asked, peering down the cliffside at the small camp the kidnappers had set up.
“I bet an hour,” Techno said, leaning against a tree with his one leg splayed out and the other drawn up, inspecting his whittling piece with a calculating eye.
“This probably isn’t the safest way to test Tommy’s resilience—” Phil said, biting his lip as he watched the crooks mill about their fire, readying dinner.
“He’s fine, Dad,” Techno rolled his eyes.
“Don’t get your feathers in a mess, old man,” Wilbur tacked on.
“These are c-class, amateur goons that someone forgot to tell they were supposed to be in a comic,” Techno said, blowing on his piece. “An hour tops, and Tommy’s scrambling up this cliff.”
“Probably without a scratch,” Wilbur said, flopping down on his stomach with his head craned over the edge to watch.
Phil smiled fondly at his two eldest, who seemed so at peace with the knowledge that their little brother was in the hands of kidnappers.
He himself wasn’t too terribly worried—but he was a father first and he couldn’t help but be a little concerned.
“Oh—” Wilbur perked up. “He got out of whatever rope they tied him up in.”
His father and brother joined in on peering downwards, watching a familiar tow-headed kid screeching to high heaven as he dashed around the camp, his cloak thankfully still intact and flying out behind him.
Techno snorted as the kid tripped one of his pursuers and stuck his tongue out at the fallen body. “No wonder. Kid can shimmy outa just ‘bout everything.”
“We should know,” Wilbur mentioned offhandedly, snickering as Tommy danced over the groaning kidnapper before taking off again from the rest of the cursing men.
“You’ve tied your brother up before??” Phil asked, wondering how he hadn’t known this.
“ ‘Brothers,’ Father Dearest—” Wilbur didn’t even have the decency to look ashamed. “Me and Schlatt made a bet on who of the youngers could worm their way out of a kidnapping situation first. So we tied ‘em all up and promised cookies to whoever won.”
Phil looked appalled, but he had to know. “Who won?”
“Ranboo and Purpled tied,” Techno said. “Teleported right out of the rope.”
“Jack burned his way out and Charlie dissolved his with slime,” Wilbur said.
“Tommy got out ‘bout a half minute after Charlie.”
“Fundy chewed his way out. Kid’s gotten some sharp teeth.”
“Foolish just sat there and stared till we untied him. Creepy little bugger.”
“What about Tubbo?” Phil looked scandalized that this had happened behind his back—and none of the little kids had snitched.
“He faked tears until Schlatt felt sorry for him,” Techno chuckled. “Then once he was untied, he kicked Schlatt in the shin with all his little-kid might and took off running. I think Schlatt is still finding feathers in his bed as payback.”
Wilbur snickered evilly as Tommy grabbed a burning stick out of the fire and chucked it at one of his pursuer’s heads. “I think the time got dropped to half an hour, Tech.”
Techno shrugged. “Probably.”
The game continued for a little bit—Tommy running away, deliberately in circles, till he found something he could hurl at his kidnappers. He actually managed to knock one out (lucky shot, according to Techno), gave a few a black eye, and tripped one face-first into the fire.
Finally, almost exactly a half an hour later, one of the kidnappers made a luck snag and caught the child around his middle.
Tommy shrieks could’ve been heard by the thousand-year-dead as the boy thrashed and kicked, his captor forced to hold him at an arm’s length or get his face clawed off.
“Uh oh—” Wilbur got to his feet, and Phil saw the exact moment the ‘humor setting’ was replaced with ‘kill mode’ in Wilbur’s brown eyes.
“I got it, Wil.” Phil put his hand on Wilbur’s shoulder before spreading his wings and stepping off the cliff. The weightlessness consumed him, and he unfurled his great wings a second before he hit the ground. The wind dramatically flung up the dirt around him, his wings pumping the air as he set down with a flourish.
“Dad!!” Tommy was all smiles, arms outstretched towards his father.
“Oh thank whatever Ancients are out there—” Tommy’s captor rushed forward, the kid making grabby hands for Phil. “Please take him back, I can’t take it anymore—”
Phil quite willingly scooped Tommy up, glaring at the kidnapper. He wanted to feel anger as his little boy buried his face in Phil’s neck, trembling just the bare slightest—but he could only feel pity for the poor man.
The guy looked as though he had seen the gates of the Afterlife.
“Touch my kid again, and I’ll rip your spine out and use it as a pogo stick,” Phil growled, puffing his wings up just a bit before letting them out and letting out a powerful gust that took him right back where he came from.
He smiled, heart full, as Wilbur and even the ever-stoic Techno were all over their little brother, listening to him brag and boast about how he had the bad guys on the run and just in general holding him and fussing over him.
What did I do to deserve these boys?
Chapter 18: Secrets
Summary:
How Phil found out about Purpled's magic.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“We have made a poor decision.” Tubbo made the announcement sagely, as if he was the wisest prophet to ever grace the earth.
“I second that motion,” Purpled said uneasily, eyeing the surrounding bush with nervous apprehension.
“You’re all just babies,” Tommy scoffed, slashing at foliage with glee.
“You know Dadza’s gonna sic Techno and Dream on us,” Ranboo pointed out, the night’s clammy chill itching at his skin.
“So?”
“I’m scared.”
Tommy made the scoffing noise again, but his brothers caught the slight tremor this time.
The four boys had decided (okay, Tommy had decided, then dragged the rest along) to go camping in the woods.
At night.
Without Dadza’s permission.
“Why didn’t we just ask?” Purpled wrung his fingers, trying to ignore the ache in his shoulders from his backpack.
“Because he would’ve made Wilbur or Puffy or one of them come along and they’d ruin it,” Tommy said.
“There’s monsters out here,” Tubbo whined. His wings fluttered with irritation.
“That’s what this is for.” Tommy waved the sword he had swiped from Techno’s room.
“We’re going to die,” Ranboo muttered, ducking as Tommy took a wide swing.
“We will if you all keep complaining,” Tommy said.
The other three rolled their eyes, but shut up as they followed Tommy deeper and deeper into the forest.
…
Ranboo exhaled shakily, trying to ignore the nerves that were clawing at his Pearl. Anxiety wasn’t exactly a good healing factor for the damaged organ, and he was trying to keep his stress down.
Phil had been helping him, looking into healing charms and special potions to try to gently heal the Pearl, and Kristin’s powerful magic helped sooth the nerves and magical surges that came from a malformed Pearl.
Now, it was its brilliant green, and almost all the cracks were mended. Even his memory was improving.
But he still had trouble when under stress, flashbacks and nightmares that sometimes clawed out of his subconscious into the daylight.
This was stressing, hearing zombies and skeletons so close—and just knowing that they were practically defenseless from the diseased claws and poisoned arrows that could so easily tear and rip and melt their flesh—
Ranboo had been ready to die when the Minecrafts had found him—but he didn’t want to die anymore.
…
Purpled, unaware to everyone else, was slowly losing it.
He rarely went anywhere without Punz or Ponk, and though he trusted his family, he felt safest with the twins.
He didn’t remember, at all, what happened in the three days before Phil found them wandering down that abandoned road. They had been walking for so long, with his brothers’ broken limbs (while he himself didn’t have a scratch) and no food or water.
Before that—there was nothing. He didn’t remember their parents, where they lived, who they had been—it was all gone. He had asked Ponk once, but the older boy had simply pulled him into a hug and told him he was better off not knowing.
“There’s nothing back there worth remembering,” Ponk had said as he held Purpled tight. “This is our home, Phil and Kristin are our parents, and these are our siblings. Trust me bud, you’re lucky you don’t remember.”
Purpled had trusted his brother and moved on, working on creating new memories.
But the nightmares still came.
There were flashes, mostly containing bloody gore, bright purple light like the sun, and a screaming, hellish pain in his chest.
Purpled never woke up screaming, or with a lurch. He always woke up slowly, sluggishly, usually walking through the house or outside.
He was usually found within minutes; Techno was an extremely light sleeper due to his hybrid abilities and had insomnia to boot. Often enough, it was Techno that found him, staring off into space, and brought him back to the big bed the three brothers shared.
What Purpled never told anybody was that he was fully awake, but in no control of his body, when he went sleep-walking.
He also never told anybody about the eyes that lured him outside toward the woods—blank, soulless, colorless, everything-less eyes that sneered and mocked but still beckoned him closer. Two blank orbs that hovered in front of him, void of every emotion except for hate and mockery.
He could never fight hard enough to break free—always following the leering eyes till he was jolted out of his terror-reverie by Techno, or on the occasion, Dream.
Still he didn’t tell.
Phil had enough to deal with without another problem child.
Purpled was slightly regretting his decision.
The anxiety of being outside, away from his family, with only Tommy to protect
him, was making the phantom ache in his chest throb.
He wanted to go home.
…
“Anybody seen T-squared?” Sapnap clambered down the stairs, half-launching over the back of the couch, looking annoyed. “I can’t find my flint and steel.”
“What’d you need a flint and steal for?” George pointed out sleepily. “You’re a blaze.”
“Mind your business, Gogy,” Sapnap said offhandedly. “Where’s the gremlins? They’re the only ones stupid enough to touch my stuff.”
“Forget your stuff,” Dream looked up from his map over the couch towards upstairs. “It’s been kinda quiet up there—”
“Now that you mention it—” Bad looked up from the kid’s book he was reading to Connor, the avian leaning against his side and slowly falling asleep.
Punz suddenly shot into the room from the kitchen, looking murderous. “Where’s Karl?”
“Got him!” Ponk came stomping down the stairs, hauling a protesting Karl.
“I didn’t do anything, I swear—!”
“Alright, you little rat—” Punz grabbed Karl by the collar of his t-shirt and forcing him up on his tiptoes. “Where’s Purpled?”
“I didn’t touch him!”
“Liar.”
“You’re the one that nicked him last time.”
“Anyone seen Ran—” Eret froze when he saw Punz practically holding Karl by his throat. “What’s going on?”
“Purpled’s missing,” Sapnap rolled his eyes. “You happen to know where T-Squared is?”
“I was about to ask you if you knew where Ranboo was—”
Dream sighed, throwing his head back. “I did not want to go gremlin hunting tonight.”
George grumbled and got to his feet. “I’ll go tell Dadza.”
“You can put him down now,” Bad said to Punz.
Punz squinted his eyes, then tucked Karl securely under his arm. “After we find out if he wasn’t responsible.”
“If he was—” Ponk glared, Karl squeaking as Punz took after George.
“It’s going to be a long night,” Dream muttered, going go find his dad.
…
Tommy decided he wasn’t having fun anymore.
The other three never were.
“I hate you,” Tubbo hissed as the four brothers huddled in the very top of a tree, mobs scrambling at the bottom to get to the young, sweet flesh.
“No you don’t,” Tommy hissed back.
“I’m starting to.” Purpled’s voice had no bite to it, but it didn’t have his usual cheer either.
“I’m never listening to any of your ideas again,” Tubbo said.
“That’s what you said last time, and yet here you are.”
“Guys—” Ranboo peered down, grip tightening on his branch. “They’re starting to climb—”
Raw fear raked up the kids’ spines and Tubbo nearly fell out of the tree.
“They’re not supposed to be able to climb!” Tommy shrieked as they struggled to get even higher.
“Well they are now!”
“Can we reach the next tree?”
“No!”
“Can’t you guys fly?!”
“Can’t you teleport?!”
“Do you like your spleen where it is?!”
Despite the banter, the brothers were becoming increasingly more scared, if it was even possible. The zombies, already so close the boys could smell the rotting flesh and hear the joints grinding against each other. One zombie had its entire skull caved in and was only a body with a neck with a lob of bone and brain for a head.
Ranboo was starting to let out small Ender warbles, the high-pitched noise grating on Purpled’s ears.
The sound was forcing his nightmares to come back, bringing them to the waking world.
Tubbo yelped as one of the zombies got close enough to swipe at his leg and he nearly clambered over Tommy.
But they were out of tree.
And both Purpled and Ranboo were out of whatever was holding them back.
With a blinding, purple light that was unsettling familiar, the two boys disappeared.
…
“Found them!” Dream hollered back, charging at the tree where he heard the all-too-familiar screams emanating from. Several zombies were gathered at the base, even more already climbing the tree after the boys.
I didn’t know zombies could climb—
Suddenly, without warning, there was a bright purple flash from the very top of the tree and screams.
Dream’s stomach lurched and he grabbed his dual axes, beginning the massacre. Techno and Sapnap joined in a minute later, laying waste to the mobs.
“Boys?” Techno called, wiping his blade off in the grass. “You can come down now.”
There was no answer. The three exchanged glances as Dream scaled the tree, finding only Tommy and Tubbo, latched on so tightly to each other their knuckles were white.
“Tommy? Tubbo?”
Neither boy responded, seemingly frozen in pure terror.
“Dream?”
Dream peered down to see Phil, the twins, and Skeppy joining Techno and Sapnap.
“I got Tommy and Tubbo,” he called down, “but they’re not moving. It’s like they’ve seen a ghost.”
Phil unfurled his great wings and soon joined Dream, mindful of the branches. The boys jolted, as if shocked, when Phil touched them, then launched themselves at him.
“Where’s Ranboo and Purpled?” Phil asked, trying to be stern, though it was hard with both boys shaking like a leaf.
“They went all glowy—” Tommy stuttered, Tubbo unable to pry himself from his dad’s side “—then they just vanished.”
Phil furrowed his brow in worry, then nodded to the ground.
He beat Dream down, handing Tommy off to Sapnap so he could get a better hold on Tubbo.
“What were you boys thinking?” Phil asked. “You know there’s monsters—”
“I’m sorry, Dad,” Tommy muttered, curling into the human heater. “It’s all my fault. I made them do it.”
“You stupid child!” Ponk suddenly snapped, words harsh and filled with icy venom. “You know Purpled and Ranboo have issues!! Why’d you drag them out here in the middle of the night!?”
“How dense do you have to be—” Punz joined in, hands fisted into his hair and face pale.
“Do you ever think—”
“One of these days you’re going to get somebody killed—”
“Boys.”
Phil’s voice had an edge to it, one that shut the twins up immediately. Tommy looked ready to cry, wings pulled tightly to his back as he turned to hide his face in Sapnap’s nightshirt.
“Ranboo couldn’t have teleported them far,” Phil sighed as Dream reached for Tubbo, the smaller boy whimpering at the twins’ outburst.
“Ranboo didn’t teleport both of them,” Tubbo said quietly. “He went first, but Purpled was gone half a second later.”
Phil felt a weight in his stomach. He had had his suspicions—
“Okay.” he nodded. “Dream, Sapnap—get those home and to bed, then start looking again. If you run into anybody, tell them we found T-Squared. The rest of you keep looking. Except you, Ponk and Punz.”
The twins paused, looking guilty, as the rest of their siblings hurried away, wanting no part of the following scolding.
Phil sighed and put a hand on each of their shoulders. “I need you to tell me what happened before I found you on that road. I know there’s something up with Purpled. You think Kristin and I wouldn’t be able to sense the End magic?”
The boys looked shocked.
“Come on.”
Punz swallowed hard, then ran a hand through his hair. “We lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere—there weren’t any towns for miles.”
“A whole End tribe attacked,” Ponk picked up, looking unsure. “Nobody heard us yelling for help.”
“We ran away from the house—it was overwhelmed—Purpled was still too little to know what was going to on.”
“One of ‘em grabbed Purpled—ripped into his chest. There was so much blood—” the boy’s voice was trembling now.
“I got angry—swung the ax we had grabbed before running from the house—” Punz rubbed his temples, as if having trouble remembering.
“He killed it—split it wide open—” Punz said.
“We thought he died—”
“We cried all night—”
“We must’ve passed out, cause when we woke up, it was daylight.”
“Purpled was—alive—unconscious but alive.” Punz shook his head. “We don’t know how. His chest was glowing, his eyes were purple—”
“Then he woke up. The glowing stopped, and we’ve never seen it since.”
“He’s got no memory before what happened that night. We think his kid’s brain just blocked it out because of trauma.”
Phil motioned for them to stop, pulling them in for a hug as he pondered what they told him, though he was fairly sure he already had it worked out. Ender blood was known for its healing properties, but nobody ever got close enough to get any. For Punz to get so close—and for the blood to drip into a gaping wound while Purpled’s heart was still beating—
Purpled had Ender blood in his veins.
Purpled was part Ender.
He must have gotten some of the magic as well.
It explained a few little quirks about the boy. How he hated the feeling of water and how getting the kid to take a bath was next to impossible. How he would move seemingly random objects for nor reason. Even his sleeping walking—
Phil groaned. Of course, the kid’s sleepwalking—I bet he sees the eyes too—
Phil took a deep breath. He had been dealing with Ranboo for a while now—Purpled wouldn’t be too much of a problem.
If he could find them.
“Alright then.” Phil pulled them away from the hug. “Let’s go find our little Enders.”
…
Schlatt was the one to eventually found them—shivering and huddled together, staring off into the dead of space. They were covered in little cuts, twigs in their hair, and Ranboo had a black eye.
Even after Schlatt raised Nether calling the rest of his siblings over, they didn’t move.
“Thank the Ancients,” Phil sighed as Ponk and Punz darted forward, Ranboo already in Techno’s lap.
The boys seemed to snap out of it, the glowy affect in their eyes fading before they fixed on what was it front of them.
Simultaneously, they burst into tears. Techno, looking slightly uncomfortable with the situation, rubbed small circles on the Ender’s back while Punz pulled Purpled close.
“Th-the eyes,” Purpled sobbed. “Th-hey won’t-t stop—”
“I know mate,” Phil scooping him up from his brothers.
Purpled snapped his head up to his dad, tear-stains making him look pathetic and helpless. “You know about them?”
Phil, crouched, rubbed a thumb across the boy’s face, rubbing the tears away. “Ranboo sees a pair of eyes that lure him out of the house.”
“B-but R-Ranboo’s an Ender.”
Phil smiled softly. “I’ll explain in the morning, mate. Let’s get you home.”
…
Explaining took a long time.
Accepting took about ten seconds.
“You’re completely okay with this?” Punz looked flabbergasted.
Purpled shrugged from his place across the table, stirring his porridge. “I’ve always known something was a bit off with me. This just makes it a lot easier. Now I know I’m not going crazy.”
“And you got a blood brother now!” Ranboo grabbed Purpled from behind in a hug.
“And this—” Kristin came back from her hunt in her bedroom, holding a small silver necklace with a purple charm “—is going to make that pesky Ender magic of yours calm down.”
She pushed Ranboo off good-naturally, then fastened it around Purpled’s neck.
The boy immediately relaxed as if a weight had been lifted off his shoulders. “That
feels really good—”
“It should,” Kristin laughed, ruffling his hair. “It’s called a Quell. I bought a whole box from someone a few years ago who didn’t know what they had. Works on avians, blazes, Enders—just about every hybrid. Regulates and ‘quells’ hyperactive magic with no side effects. Sapnap had to wear one for about a year before he would stop setting stuff on fire every time he sneezed.”
“STOP TELLING THE BRATS PRIVATE STUFF!!” Sapnap’s yell came from upstairs, angry with no heat behind it.
“Then Dream chased him with a pepper-shaker for an hour once he found out,” Bad, wearing a tierra and waving a plastic scepter with Alyssa following close behind wearing a princess dress, pointed out as he walked past the dining room.
Dream’s signature wheeze came from somewhere in the house.
“I got one too,” Ranboo said, pulling out a matching chain, only this one was green. “Helps my memories.”
“Who else wears one?” Purpled asked, going back to his breakfast.
“Minx and Bad, because they both got problems with their shifting—Fundy because he’s a baby and a hybrid but we don’t know what—” Kristin sighed and sipped her tea. “There’s probably more but I can’t quiet remember with all of you.”
“How have you not lost your mind yet?” Punz asked.
“Can’t lose what you never had to begin with,” Kristin said nonchalantly, rubbing at a chip in the table.
Purpled smiled to himself as Karl and Charlie barreled in, arguing and demanding a disinterest third party. He rubbed his hoodie sleeves over his wrists, feeling the soft fabric soothing his nerves at the loud noise.
Exhaling deeply, he let himself relax. He was safe, he was with his family, and he was home.
Notes:
hate this chapter, but need it for plot
sorry
the 'eyes' are the boys Ender-walking or having Ender-fits
now that Phil's know about it, he helps them go away
Chapter 19: Not Useless
Summary:
Connor gets kidnapped for the fourth time and wonders if this is all worth it.
Michael reminds him what it means to belong.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Michael sighed, watching Connor sniffle and wipe his nose, keeping his gaze fixed firmly on the ground. The avian’s wings were rumpled and a few were missing, his face was all dirty, he had bruises forming on his arms and shoulders, his clothes were all ripped up—the kid looked, in general, a hot mess.
Honestly the kid had every right.
Being abducted would do that to you.
“C’mon,” Michael hauled the kid into a piggy-back, getting a firm grip on the skinny kid and boosting him up into as comfortable a position for both of them as he could make it. “Let’s get you home.”
…
Earlier
“Get off of mmh—!!”
Connor gagged as the cloth was shoved up against his mouth and nose, smelling the sickly-sweet smell and immediately numbing at his brain. His heart jackrabbited and he pushed back fruitlessly against the guy that had a death-grip on him.
He lashed out with his feet, the only limbs he had left, kicking at the slavers that thought he was easy pickings. Really, they weren’t wrong. Not with most of Connor’s family scattered halfway over town.
Connor bit back tears as the fumes finally started to make his thoughts hazy and sluggish, and his swings and clawing slowed and became much less coordinated. He slipped into darkness, the last thing he felt was his body hitting the ground.
…
Michael cursed every Ancient he could name, making a few up as he went along as well, as he ran through town.
He had had one job. One.
Keep an eye on Connor. Don’t let the kid buy something stupid with his allowance (that rule was made after Jack bought a Nether slime and promptly lost only for it to be found, hours later, eating Eret’s collection of fake crowns), don’t let the kid wander off, and keep his cloak on.
The kid was gone.
Connor had been so excited to go with Michael, the two street kids having formed a sort-of bond in the few months Michael had been with the family. They had traded stories on Michael’s first day with the family about their biggest steal, and Michael had relaxed significantly with the family after that.
Michael had gone and lost the little rat.
He ducked around a group of worshipers for what he guessed were Death, shuddering and slipping around a pair of city guards that would be of no help if he asked.
He breathed in deeply, letting his wolf blood wake up a little bit. His nose twitched, and immediately he was overwhelmed with scents.
Popcorn and frying meat and sweat and horses and hay and fresh linen and damp clothes. Hundreds of different smells, all mingling and swapping and mixing till normal noses would have simply blocked them out.
To Michael, they were a goldmine.
Connor smelled like a little kid that had been playing all day outside. Fresh and ‘outside’ and recently mowed grass. Alive.
The magic in his blood made it easier too—avian magic smelled like blackberries and summer air and a harsh storm rolling in on a cold front.
Michael followed his nose, keeping his head low and ducked. This wasn’t his town—Phil had moved the family again within a week of getting Michael, but old habits die hard.
Kids were to be neither seen or heard. Street-rats were to keep out of the way.
They weren’t to even exist.
Slavers were often praised for ‘cleaning up the streets’ of the unfortunate kids that had been shoved out of home or abandoned. Michael had had a few close calls himself, and the seriousness of this situation was eating at him.
Connor could disappear from the city within a matter of hours, heading out on a caravan and while Michael new Phil would be able to find one of his own, it would take a while.
The less time Connor spent in the wrong hands the better. Michael had a decent idea how messed-up the inside of Connor’s head was—having been kicked out in the middle of winter by a drunk dad after being beaten by a high older sister to starve or freeze, whatever came first—and Michael had no desire to make it any worse.
Finally, after what seemed like forever of wandering in circles, he smelled something promising. Michael frowned, noting the scent headed down a road that was leaving town. The road was a trampled mess of other hoof and footprints and wagons marks from the hundreds of other folks leaving and entering town.
Michael only had a hunch and half-scent he thought was Connor.
Fine.
Michael rolled his shoulders walking as quickly as he could to the woods that surrounded town without drawing attention to himself.
He would do this the hard way.
…
Connor woke up on his side. The familiar rumbling of the wagon made his stomach churn, and he closed his eyes, wondering if he could just pretend it was all a nightmare and wake up back home.
This was the fourth time.
Four times he’d been in the back of a slaver wagon! He’d never had this problem when he was by himself. Sure, his village had been a lot quieter and a few of the townspeople actually tried to take care of the homeless population and the guards didn’t rough up the kids for merely existing, but still.
Connor was tired of this.
A loud growl outside made him pick his heavy head up.
That sounded like—
…
Michael charged at the nearest wagon, wolf nose telling him exactly where Connor was. He took full advantage of that, sinking his sharp teeth into the ox that was pulling the wagon. His powerful jaws snapped the legbone and the ox bellowed, Michael darting out of the way to avoid a hoof to the head only to charge at the nearest rider. He grabbed the horse by the throat, hanging on for dear life and using every ounce of his strength to swing the animal down.
The next horse went down similarly, and by then the slavers were charging at him with weapons drawn. Michael snarled, baring wicked-long teeth, readying himself—
“No!”
Michael stopped dead in his tracks, a woman with flaming red hair appearing in front of him and flinging her hands out.
The men dropped like flies, bodies hitting the ground with thumps that told Michael they were dead.
Silence settled so quickly Michael’s hackles rose even farther than they already were. The girl turned, and Michael felt his blood freeze at her eyes.
Shining like the center of an ice block, so crystal clear Michael wondered if they had any color at all.
“Shed no blood till it is time,” she said, voice hollow, hand outstretched toward him. “Your hands must be clean for all to end.”
She vanished, leaving Michael confused out of his mind.
…
Present
“Hey kid.”
Connor looked up, Michael leaning on the door. The wolf looked apprehensive, glancing down the hall as if expecting someone to tell him to leave Connor alone. “Can I come in?”
Connor shrugged, still feeling too out of it to argue. Michael came in, plopping down on the edge of the avian’s bed. “What’s up?”
He phrased it like a question, but Connor knew better.
“I was kidnapped and almost sold,” Connor muttered, pulling his knees up and his wings tight to his back. The blanket wasn’t enough—he still felt cold.
“You were kidnapped, but there was no way you were almost sold.” Michael tugged on Connor’s foot good-naturedly. “I was right there behind you. And even they had gotten you on an auction block, guess who would have been in the crowd?” He grinned, showing off the wolf teeth that his Hidden form didn’t quite hide all the way.
Connor huffed a little, feeling the corners of his mouth pull up involuntarily. “I’m just—tired.”
“Of what.”
Connor should’ve known. Michael was a street kid. They were smart, often too smart for their own good, and they saw through any type of lie in half a second.
“I—” Connor pressed the heels of his palms into his eyes and curled forward onto his knees, feeling his chest warm uncomfortably as the tears threatened to come back. “I’m sick of being—of being kidnapped.”
Michael ticked up an eyebrow. “Aren’t we all?”
Connor glared at him, noting that yes, in fact, all of his siblings had been kidnapped at some point or another. Some several times. George boasted the most, with Wilbur and his smart mouth a close second. Karl was on the leaderboard somewhere, and some of the other kids had a few to their name. Honestly it was a game at this point, and Puffy actually made a cake the first time Hannah was kidnapped.
“I just—never had this problem when I was by myself,” Connor said, hugging himself and trying to draw himself into a ball.
Michael hummed. “Your wings came in early, didn’t they?”
Connor nodded miserably. Some avians ‘showed’ a few years earlier than others. It had taken the family a while to realize it, but when Drista had reached for Connor’s wings with wide eyes and gurgled happily—when there was no way she could’ve comprehended that Connor was a hybrid—the family knew.
“But before that,” Connor pressed, trying to explain himself. “When I was just some street-rat, I wasn’t wanted. People see me now and see someone that they could make a quick buck off of because I’m clean and well-fed and got nice clothes.” He picked at the hem of his oversized shirt he was pretty sure he had stolen from Eret that time their laundry had gotten all mixed up.
“You—want to go back to being a street-kid?” Michael said, and Connor winced at how he tried to hide the flabbergasted tone to his voice.
“No!” Connor explained, chest all tight and confused with something he couldn’t name.
Something clicked on Michael’s face. “You want to go back to being unwanted.”
Connor couldn’t look him in the face. He knew it sounded dumb, but he had no other way to say it. He wanted to go back to being faceless, unknown. He wanted that anonymity, that safety in the uselessness. When he was too skinny to be taken for manual labor and too timid to be hired by the brothel.
He chirped in surprise as hands closed around his arms and pulls him forward into a warm lap, a blanket coming up and around his shoulders as strong arms closed around him.
“Listen up, bird brain.”
Connor gulped at the closeness of the voice, hearing the wolf-rumble in Michael’s chest that was pressed to his ear.
“There are things in this world that are worth it. Freedom is one. Family is another.”
A hand, rubbing up and down Connor’s back as the avian held deathly still, struggling to control his hitching breaths.
“It is worth it to have a warm bed and a full stomach and loving parents,” Michael continued. “It’s worth it for sisters that make us do makeovers and brothers that steal our stuff when they think we’re not looking. It’s worth it for the pranks and sleepovers and plays the babies put on. It’s worth the feathers in our sheets and the slime in our drinks and the exploding cookies and the being chased at two in the morning.”
A breath, and a tight squeeze. “It’s worth every torture imaginable to have what we have. That safety. The love.”
He secured his hold a little more, willing as much strength as he could into the hug. “You are worth that love, Connor. You are worth giving safety, security, food. You’re not faceless anymore, and you’re never going to be again.”
Connor squeezed his eyes shut against the tears and smushed his face in Michael’s chest, feeling his heart pounding against Michael’s slow, steady beat.
“The world will fall apart before I or Techno or Schlatt or anyone else tell you otherwise,” Michael said. He laid his cheek on Connor’s head. “You are worth it, Connor. The slavers know that, and we know that. Let them come and try to hurt you. Let them try.”
Connor shivered and snuggled closer. “ ‘M sorry.”
Michael chuckled, smoothing the feathers. “You don’t have to apologize for being wanted, feather-ball.”
“ ‘M apologize anyway.”
Michael ignored him, and held him tighter.
Eret smiled when he came into his room to find an overgrown wolf curled around Connor that night. Schlatt snorted, Callahan made an ‘aw’ sound, and Quackity groaned out loud and went to sleep with someone else, claiming ‘snoring’ as his excuse to go bother Wilbur.
Michael ignored them all, and slept with Connor till the nightmares stopped coming.
Notes:
who is that redhead? i mean, do yall remember the girl that delivered fundy and lani to the woods?
;]
u r loved <3
Chapter 20: Momma?
Summary:
Puffy's kids come to her in the night.
Chapter Text
It was no secret Puffy had become the kids’ second mother. When Kristin was busy or sick, they came to her with their cut knees and split lips, crying and tattling and asking for cookies.
It also helped Kristin get some sleep when the bad nights came.
The kids had long-since made a pact not to bother their parents unless absolutely necessary when it came to nightmares.
Phil and Kristin helped them so much, saved them and raised them in safety and protection—so they collectively agreed to try and let them sleep as much as possible.
The bad nights still came, sometimes every day for weeks, but someone was always ready to share their bed or rub a shaking back as the sobbing ceased.
Puffy had been discovered to be Dream, Foolish, and Tubbo’s favorite.
Dream staggered up the stairs, Tubbo hanging off his back and Foolish clinging to him like a bur, still shaking slightly at the plink plink plink that had come to haunt him at two in the morning.
It had been a bad night for pretty much everyone tonight.
Skeppy had woken from a trauma-soaked nightmare, screaming and clawing at his skin. Bad had been right there, taking his turn in making sure the tremors went away and Skeppy could go back to Dreamland safely.
Minx had gone to Schlatt’s early in the night and wouldn’t tell anyone why—not that Schlatt cared. He just tossed her a pillow, rolled over, and made sure she had bare minimum a quarter of the bed before going back to sleep.
Hannah was camping with Callahan along with Alyssa for reasons they weren’t sharing and Callahan wasn’t asking.
Charlie had made his way to Wilbur, which honestly was a good thing because he had already stolen Fundy and still had insomnia.
Niki had found Ranboo Ender-walking into a wall repeatedly on her way to get water. She hadn’t been able to actually wake him up, but just dragged him up to her room and made a nest under her bed for the both of them. It must have worked, since Ranboo’s steady Ender purrs were now reverberating throughout the room.
Tommy had gone, of course, to Techno, Drista trailing behind him like a lost puppy to find what was considered the literal safest place on earth by most, if not all, of the siblings.
Purpled had teleported his way to Eret’s bed and never left, and the twins had gone to find Sam unashamedly.
George had quite literally kicked Dream out of the bed, shivering and shaking, clinging to Sapnap as though he’d die. He had woken up crying about palaces dripping in blood and silver emblems looming in the night. Sapnap had to physically lay entirely on top of him to get him to stop crying.
Dream had left, fresh bruises blooming on his ribcage, only to find Foolish, Tubbo, and Jack all snuggled together in a pile in the middle of the hallway for no reason.
He had sighed, deposited Jack with George and Sapnap, then made his way to the girls’ room with Foolish and Tubbo playing barnacles.
Puffy opened the door before Dream could even knock. Her fuzzy hair was up in messy bun, but sticky out in five hundred places.
“Hey, duckling,” she smiled, almost laughing. Dream’s hair was defying gravity, one eye was half-closed, and he had Sapnap’s hoodie on instead of his own. Tubbo was a corpse, head on Dream’s one shoulder, remaining on Dream’s back solely because Dream had an arm behind him bracing him up. Foolish was resting his head on Dream’s other shoulder, Dream’s free arm holding him.
“Hey,” Dream yawned. “I can’t sleep.”
Puffy chuckled, opening the door the rest of the way. Dream lumbered in, flopping both of his brothers down before climbing after them.
Puffy joined him a second later, making sure her little ducklings were all under the blanket and safe and held.
She began to hum, swirling her fingers through Dream’s hair, some old sea shanty her mother used to sing to her, back when she had been a good mom.
Foolish heard it, at least subconsciously, and snuggled closer to his second mom. Tubbo, on Puffy’s free side, stretched out a hand and tapped it on her face, almost as if searching for the source of the calming sound, before settling against her and going back to sleep.
Puffy laid there for a while, listening to the kids’ soft breathing.
It was relaxing, hearing the quietness of the house when it was usually filled with such noise and chaos.
Slowly, she closed her eyes and let herself ease towards sleep, safe and warm.
Chapter 21: Remember Me?
Summary:
A friend comes to visit Karl.
Chapter Text
Karl yawned deeply as he sat criss-cross in the empty flower field, waiting for Phil to come back. Phil had decided now would be a good time to run some tests on Karl’s unidentified magic, then promptly forgot the book they needed back at the house.
Phil had left fifteen minutes ago, and it had taken twenty to get out here in the first place.
And it was nighttime.
Karl was supposed to asleep, probably curled up with Quackity or maybe Niki if she didn’t mind.
Instead, he was up to his waist in long, damp grass, the night sky clear overhead. Stars twinkled down at him, all bright and happy. Karl swallowed nervously and fiddled with the sleeves of his multi-colored hoodie.
They were fine out here, under their sky, where they belonged. It was when they peeked through his curtains or windows, watching him, that Karl had a problem.
They belonged outside. Not with him in his room.
“The stars still bother you, don’t they?”
Karl never got to his feet faster. He lurched up and whirled, heart pounding in his mouth and breaking into a cold sweat.
A young man, probably a few years younger than Phil, was standing behind him, hands clasped behind his back. He wore a plain hoodie and jeans, but Karl got the feeling this man was a lot more powerful that his appearance suggested.
“And you still have my hoodie—” the man sounded surprised and shocked, with a gentle smile on his face.
Karl’s head snapped from side to side, looking for Phil even though he knew there was no way his father would be back by now.
“I’m not here to hurt you,” the man said quietly, hands open complacently.
Karl started panting, struggling to breathe. Dad—
“Just came to visit.” The man took a step forward, and Karl instinctively took a step back. Hurt flickered on the man’s face, leaving Karl confused. “Please, kiddo—I won’t hurt you. I would never hurt you—”
He tried to step forward again, only for Karl to take another step back. He stumbled, his gaze darting down to catch his footing.
In the second he looked away, the man was right there.
Karl jumped, a strangled shriek working its way out of his throat as large hands closed around his upper arms. He fought, scared to death. “Pl-please mister,” he sputtered, hands pressing against the man’s chest. “M-my dad will be here s-soon—"
“Karl.”
Karl’s head snapped up at the order, terrified bicolored eyes meeting kind electric-blue ones.
“I won’t hurt you. I’m just here to visit.”
Karl huffed through a few more nerve-wracked breaths, then froze as the man pulled him into a hug. The man was tall, and Karl was rather short, so his face only came up to his sternum. The shock wore off, leaving Karl more scared than he had been before. He struggled, whimpering.
“Shh—” the man’s hand carded through his hair. “Remember.”
Karl’s eyes widened—flashes of colors, smells, and memories pouring open—and he buried his face in the man’s chest, hugging back fiercely. The man chuckled, the sound reverberating in Karl’s body. Karl forgot how much he missed that sound.
“I missed you too.” The man—Jimmy—tightened his hold.
“Don’t leave again,” Karl whispered, tears brimming in his eyes. “Please don’t leave me again.”
“I have to, bud,” Jimmy answered softly. “Your magic isn’t ready.”
“I can be ready—” Karl pulled away, looking up with desperate eyes. “I can—I promise—”
Jimmy shushed him kindly, hand cradling Karl’s face and caressing his cheek. “You don’t have to be. Not yet. Trust me—trust Phil. When you’re ready, we’ll know.”
Karl clicked his jaw shut at that, feeling disappointment and shame settle in his chest.
He didn’t react when Jimmy wrapped him in another hug.
“I’m proud of you, you know.”
The words shocked him, but he held still.
“Phil sends letters when he can. You’re growing up so fast—”
Karl swallowed hard.
Jimmy chuckled again, fondly smoothing Karl’s fluffy hair. “I totally lied to Phil. Told him I would be in hybrid form—that you wouldn’t know what was happening.”
Karl finally returned the hug, scared now to let go. Logically, he knew this would have to end, and he wouldn’t remember it for however long it took till next time.
“You’re happy here, right?”
Karl nodded without hesitation. He loved his brothers and sisters, his mum and dad. He loved their house and their crazy adventures and their animals and the magic that flowed through them all.
“Phil’s a good dad, isn’t he?” Jimmy sighed fondly.
Karl hummed, just enjoying this.
“Chris and Chandler miss you too.” Jimmy continued, his hand still running in a soothing pattern down the boy’s back. “Home isn’t near as fun without you.”
Karl blinked, remembering Chris and Chandler, the twin Ancients that served under Jimmy as his apprentices. Both had loved Karl so much, spoiled him and teased him, but made sure he was protected and safe in the dangerous world of the Ancients.
“Oh bud—” Jimmy sighed as though he was about to start crying, going back to a bone-crushing hold.
“You have to go?” Karl’s throat clogged, cracking on the last syllable, attention immediately drawn to the fact that Jimmy was leaving.
Again.
Jimmy’s smile turned sad, and he nodded. “I’ve stayed too long as it is.”
His palm settled at the base of Karl’s neck and Karl was reminded of the last time this had happened. He had been younger, drowsier, but the seconds before losing Jimmy had hurt just as much.
“No—” he squeezed his eyes shut, waiting for the zip of magic and fading of his memories. Everything felt as though it was being crushed—his heart, his lungs—he wanted Jimmy to stay. He wanted things to go back the way they were—
“I love you.”
Karl swallowed hard, feeling the tingle already in his skull. “I love you—too—”
He blinked, and he was alone. Karl looked around—shouldn’t Phil be back by now? When had he stood up?
He shrugged, plopping down in the grass, picking at some of the stems. He really just wanted to go to sleep—
The stars twinkled down at him, smiling from their thrones.
Chapter 22: Never
Summary:
Nightmares.
Chapter Text
Wilbur woke up.
This was by no means rare, but the reason why?
It took him a moment to remember that Tommy had come to find him after Ranboo had sleep-walking-stole Tubbo.
It took him another moment longer to realize he was crying.
“Toms—”
Tommy’s shaking frame froze and there were a few hitched hiccups. “I’m sorry Wil—”
“Hey now, nothing to be sorry for,” Wilbur said, pulling Tommy up to his chest and smoothing the boy’s creamy feathers down. “Nightmare?”
Tommy hesitated, but his head nodded against Wilbur’s chest. “You died. I dreamt you died in some explosion—TNT—”
“Oh Toms,” Wilbur sighed again, wrapping his other arm around his brother as well. “I’m not dead. I’m right here.”
“I kn-know,” Tommy whispered. “I’m just scared.”
“Scared of what?” Wilbur asked gently.
He had to be careful here.
Tommy and Tubbo both saw Wilbur as their second dad, and he had to make sure he didn’t hurt them anymore than their pasts already had.
They were so different in so many ways—Tubbo loved green, Tommy loved red; Tommy couldn’t wait to fly; Tubbo was much more patient; Tubbo loved stuffed toys, Tommy wanted to play with swords—and yet so painstakingly similar. Both needed touch and words to know they were loved, both needed to be reassured a hundred times that they didn’t do anything wrong, both were chaos incarnate.
Wilbur knew that while Tubbo was okay just letting something like a nightmare go as long as he got a hug; Tommy needed to talk—get it out of his system so it didn’t fester.
“Losing you. Losing Dad and Mumza and Tech and Tubbo and everyone,” Tommy answered quietly, as though he were ashamed to admit it.
“You aren’t going to lose us,” Wilbur reassured, carding his fingers through Tommy’s fluffy golden hair. “You know Dad will never let that happen. Ever.”
Tommy nodded, sniffling, already falling back to Dreamland.
“Sleep, little bird,” Wilbur whispered, though Tommy was already gone. “Sleep.”
Chapter 23: Letting Go Isn't an Option
Summary:
People come looking for Ant.
Phil and Kristen won't let them take him.
Chapter Text
Antfrost closed his eyes against the yelling, wishing he didn’t have such sensitive ears. A hand brushed his arm, and he peeked one open to see Velvet craning his head to look at him. Soft ruby eyes flickered with concern.
“I’m fine,” Antfrost gritted out, though he most certainly was not—not with who was downstairs yelling at Phil and Kristin.
The screaming rose to another notch and Techno growled under his breath from his post by the door. Phil had given him strict orders—nobody entered the room but him and Mumza. Techno had wanted to stay and exchange words out for weapons, but Phil had pressed, leaving no room for argument.
“This is ridiculous,” Puffy paced out of nerves, stepping over several siblings’ worth of legs and limbs and bodies. “Dadza’s got the paperwork—we’ve got the manpower—what’d they got?”
“The King’s permission,” Techno deadpanned and Wilbur snorted, bouncing a growing Fundy on his hip. The little baby was now a toddler and had just started walking and talking. He was blissfully unaware of the conflict that was currently occurring in their living room, happily chewing on a salmon teething toy.
Another voice joined in on the shouting match and Antfrost cringed, a whimper making it out of his throat without his permission. Niki, on his free side, latched onto his free arm and pressed her cheek to his shoulder. She didn’t know how to offer any other comfort, but was trying anyway.
“This is stupid,” Tommy snorted brusquely and Tubbo, Charlie, Jack, Ranboo, Hannah, Foolish, and Purpled all nodded simultaneously in agreement. “I say we march down there and stab ‘em through the—”
He finished his sentence with a rather crude description and colorful choice of words, and Bad couldn’t even ‘language’ him—he was too busy crying quietly in the corner with Skeppy and Sapnap trying to get him to calm down.
The entirety of Minecraft kids, from Alyssa to Dream to Callahan were all piled into the L’manburg boy’s bedroom. There was in no way shape or form enough room for all of them, but they made it work—insisting on being support to their brother.
“We can’t, or Mum and Dadza go to jail,” Ponk said, leaning against the window. A silver knife flipped over in his hand expertly, a nervous tic of his.
“They don’t have to know it was us,” Dream said evilly. Alyssa, in his arms, giggled. He cooed and wiggled his fingers under her chin. “Do they? We’ll just commit murder and never know, huh? Doesn’t that sound like fun?” His baby talk sounded ridiculous, but Alyssa thought it was funny as she made a grab for his fingers to chew on.
“No,” Techno said. “We have two jobs. Don’t leave this room, and don’t let anyone in. That’s what we’re doing.”
“Oh sure, Mister Anarchy,” Minx rolled her eyes, Drista on her lap playing with her thick hair. “And you haven’t done nothing that Dadza doesn’t know about.”
“True, but we’re gonna keep it that way,” Techno warned.
Schlatt opened his mouth, but the shouting downstairs pitched as Mumza joined in.
Everyone in the room either flinched, widened their eyes, or jumped. Even Techno raised an eyebrow.
They were scared enough when Phil yelled (though it was never at any of them).
Kristin had never, once, in all of their lives, raised her voice.
If she was now—
“You know what?” Tommy said, hiding behind Punz. “I say we just stay in here.”
“Forever,” Tubbo added, hiding under the bed.
“Plus an eternity,” Ranboo confirmed, going after Tubbo only for Tommy to join another second later.
A few more minutes of yelling occurred, and the siblings settled into uneasy silence. When the yelling subsided downstairs, Ant’s breath clenched. Niki’s hand found his and Velvet rubbed his back, the sound of a few doors slamming.
“We won’t let you go, Ant,” Dream said quietly, waving Alyssa’s toy for her. “You know that.”
There footsteps on the stairs, then a knock on the door. Three quick and one short.
Phil.
Techno opened the door.
Phil was standing there, quite red in the face, but he was smiling. Kristin was next to him, looking tired but relieved. “Where’s Ant?”
Velvet shoved Ant up and forward, the boy too numb to move on his own. Kristin caught him and grabbed him in a crushing hug, Phil coming up next to him and resting a hand on his shoulders.
Ponk peered out the window and saw the thirty-some fancy carriages that had practically destroyed their lawn leaving—and in quite a hurry too.
“What’d they want?” Tommy crawled out from under the bed, Jack taking his place.
“Ant,” Phil sighed. “They wanted their ‘beloved son’ back. Wanted to marry him off to make a pretty lucrative deal.”
Ant grip tightened on Mumza, his true mom. She may not have born him, but she was the one that put band-aids on his knees and cooked him soup when he was sick and mended his shirts when he ripped them roughhousing. She was the one that kissed his forehead at night and made sure his favorite meal got a turn being made and stocked up on honey to help with his anxiety attacks.
“How’d you get them to go away?” Ranboo asked, still under the bed, now with Tubbo latched onto his right arm, Jack to his left, and Charlie somehow on his back—all three squishing him down.
“I had the paperwork from when they sold Ant to me in the first place,” Phil sighed deeply. “The authorities couldn’t do anything about it. He stays here.”
Ant’s body relaxed. The tension drained from his shoulders and he slumped forward onto Kristin. Slowly, the tears started to come, but when they did, they didn’t stop.
He sobbed his heart out—he had no idea how long for.
He had faced this before, countless times.
When Phil had offered to take him, after Phil had signed the papers, his first night in the new house, and every few months after when he let himself think about it.
He had cried so much then, and he had finally just started not feeling the pinch in his heart when he thought about his birth parents.
Now it had come back to slap him in the face.
Why couldn’t they just leave him alone?
Slowly, he came back to the real world. Kristin’s arms were around him, as were Phil’s. There was weight on both his legs, hands all over his arms and shoulders, and three more weights around his waist.
Subconsciously, he was aware of his brothers and sisters plastered to him, touching him in anyway they could, letting him know they were there.
And they would never let go.
Chapter 24: Michael
Summary:
Tubbo and Ranboo adopt a baby pig.
Chapter Text
“That’s a baby pig,” Tommy said, looking both amused and disgusted at the same time.
Tubbo nodded enthusiastically, a squirming little piglet in his arms. His jumper was filthy, covered in rips and what Tommy hoped was just mud. Ranboo hovered nearby over Tubbo’s shoulder, looking quite fascinated at the small creature.
“What’re you doing with a baby pig?”
“We’re gonna raise it!” the little avian said excitedly, wings fluttering. A beaming grin stretched across his face, looking for all the world the happiest being alive.
Purpled scrunched up his face, hiding behind Tommy’s wings so mud and who-knows-what didn’t get on his hoodie. “Why a pig though? Patches literally just had kittens—”
“They’re mine,” Hannah hissed from one of Kristen’s prized rose bushes, two of the said kittens in her arms and the other three attacking her ankles. Foolish was on his stomach next to her, letting one of the kitten’s chew on his hair. The mild boy seemed rather interested the soap opera he was currently witnessing, but appeared to have no desire to join in.
“Where, exactly, do you plan on raising that thing?” Jack asked, raising a hand as though they were in school. He was quite interested in this particular fact, as he, Charlie, Tubbo, Ranboo, and Tommy shared a bedroom.
“Under Ranboo’s bed!” Tubbo announced, all smiles and innocence.
“I think the Nether not,” Charlie shook his head vehemently, pushing his glasses up his nose. “That thing stinks.”
“So do you!”
“I do not!”
“Do too!”
Ranboo snatched the baby pig as Tubbo dove at Charlie, steamrolling the slime hybrid into the dirt. Purpled and Jack immediately took sides and bets (a nasty habit they had picked up from Schlatt), Tommy started cheering and calling pointers, and Ranboo tried to calm the squealing pig down.
Charlie had just gotten one of Tubbo’s wings pinned when Kristen came running from the house, Drista and Fundy toddling after her much slower.
“Boys!” she hauled Charlie up by the scruff of his shirt, and Tubbo up by his wrist. “What’re you doing?!”
Tubbo sniffled and wiped his nose. “He said Michael stinks!”
“It does!”
Kristen shushed them exasperatedly. “Who’s Michael?”
Ranboo held up the still-trying-to-escape pig as Tommy and Purpled both pointed.
Kristen visibly relaxed and she sighed. “Okay, I see. Ranboo, sweetie, go put the pig back with its mum, okay?”
“But we want to raise it!” Tubbo protested and Ranboo looked as though he might cry.
“I know and you can,” Kristen reassured, shooing Ranboo towards the pigpen, “but that little piggie’s got a mommy. Wouldn’t you be upset if someone took you away from me?”
Tubbo’s eyes immediately went wide and he latched onto Kristen’s leg.
“That’s what I thought,” Kristen said, scooping the avian up and tickling his stomach to make him laugh. “You can visit every day and make him toys and things, but he’s got to stay with his mum.”
Tubbo nodded, not one to argue with his own mum, and snuggled up to her.
“Not ah,” she scolded, snagging Charlie by his sleeve as he tried to sneak off with the rest of siblings, who had quickly lost interest and went to torment one of their older siblings. “Don’t think this get’s you out of fighting.”
“But Muuuummmmm,” both boys whined simultaneously.
She chuckled. “C’mon. Let’s go clean the attic. See if we can find any fun stuff.”
“What is it with mums and wanting the clean the most obscure places?” Tubbo asked, peering down at Charlie.
“You shush, or we’ll clean the basement next,” Kristin scolded, and Charlie swatted at Tubbo to get him to shut up.
On the other side of the house, while Kristin was busy in the attic, Ranboo snuck the pig in through the window.
Chaos ensued.
Chapter 25: Wrong Move
Summary:
Foolish was kidnapped.
Not for long.
Chapter Text
“So let me get this straight—” Eret tipped back in his seat, waving a thin, delicate knife around while propping his ankles up. “You thought it would be a good idea to kidnap a kid from a wealthy-looking group of travelers, force the kid to give you an address, then send a ransom letter, correct?”
The guy on the ground, tied up hand and foot, didn’t look up from his lap.
Said kid in question named Foolish, snickered. Ranboo leaned on one shoulder, and Tubbo on the other. All three were grinning wickedly as Eret interrogated their hostage while Phil went to get the authorities. Puffy was at the door, a shiny throwing knife flicking over her knuckles expertly.
“And how did that work out for you?” Eret gave his own toothy grin and tilted his head, dark curls falling onto his forehead.
The would-be-kidnapper swallowed hard.
“Just be glad Dream wasn’t here,” Puffy said with a bit of pride for her ‘son.’ “He’s quite fond of that kid.”
Foolish beamed, looking for all the world the smug little gremlin Tommy and Tubbo had turned him into.
There was a knock at the door and Puffy opened it, revealing their father and a member of the domestic security. Phil nodded to the man on the floor, exchanged a few words with the marshal, then the prisoner and the cop left.
Phil sighed then turned to Foolish.
“You’ve been a member of this family for two weeks,” he deadpanned. “You broke the kidnap record by a month.”
Foolish’s smile stretched from ear to ear, proud of himself for something he had no business being proud of.
Phil rolled his eyes and scooped the kid up into a hug. “You kids are gonna be the death of me.”
“Sweet!” Eret tipped back farther in the chair, almost falling. “We get that insurance money!”
“Eret!”
Phil just shook his head, listening to the laughter.
Chapter 26: Mama Bear Don't Play
Summary:
Kristin's kid got in trouble.
Chapter Text
“So if I have comprehended this correctly—” Kristin Minecraft leaned back in her chair, delicately propping one hand up on the arm of the chair and crossing her legs. “You dragged me all the way down here to tell me that my children acted in self-defense and you want me—” here she paused gracefully, waving one perfectly manicured fingernail in the air “—to punish them?”
Standing next to her, looking quite dutifully subdued and repentant, were Ranboo, Purpled, Drista, Hannah, and Charlie. Ranboo had dirty tear-streaks on his face, Drista had a devil-may-care glint in her eye, Hannah had a split lip, Charlie had a bloody cut on his nose, and Purpled had torn his hoodie.
The uppity store owner sniffed distastefully from behind her overly-expensive desk, hands playing nervously with a paperweight and some invoices with pale, wrinkled hands that had obviously not worked a day in their life. “Yes, as a matter of fact—”
“Cuz that’s not gonna happen,” Kristin interrupted.
The owner screwed down her mouth and nose, looking quite like a shriveled-up prune, oversized purple glasses sliding down her long nose. “I have on first-hand account from several witnesses—”
“Did you bother asking my children what happened?” Kristin interrupted again, tilting her head to the side, face blank but eyes wicked.
The owner’s thin lips pursed shut, probably smearing her tacky red lipstick on her fake teeth.
Kristin sighed. “Drista, hon—” Drista stepped forward as her mother waved her over “—please tell the lady what happened.”
Drista tilted her head defiantly. “Some kids were picking on Ranboo cuz of his skin and hair. Said he looked ugly and to go back to whatever hole he crawled out of it. So me, Charlie, Purpled, and Hannah sent em home crying to their mommas.”
Kristin nodded, then turned to the store owner. “I’m assuming the children she’s talking about were your children?”
The owner sputtered, revealing her indeed red-smeared teeth.
Kristin hummed, getting to her feet. “I’d suggest you start raising your children better.”
The owner’s face turned red (matching the lipstick quite nicely) and she jumped to her feet as well, pointing at Charlie accusatorily. “That one broke an extremely expensive vase worth three week’s pay!”
Kristin carelessly reached into her purse and pulled out a handful of gold, clunking it on the desk (probably scratching the fine finish) with a careless air, distinctly ignoring the fact that Charlie stuck his tongue out.
“We’re finished here. Come alone dears.” Kristin shooed her babies out the door, hand carefully finding Ranboo’s shoulder and pulling him close.
“Way to go, Mumza!” Hannah cheered much too loudly for a Thursday evening in town, but Kristin didn’t have the heart to scold her, instead handing out pointed looks that the town-folk shot her way.
“Yeah! You told that overweight selfish sow!” Purpled grinned toothily, only slightly worried about his hoodie.
Kristin smiled and shook her head, letting Ranboo lean on her as much as needed. “Don’t think you lot are out of trouble for fighting—”
“But Muuuummm—”
“Not ah—” she said. “You should’ve told me or Dad. You’re too little to be dealing with this stuff on your own.”
“I’m not little, I’m seven!” Drista said confidently, head tilted defiantly.
Kristin rolled her eyes, listening to her kids’ chattering as they meandered home.
Her heart was just a little bit heavy, knowing what was to come.
Chapter 27: Little Thief
Summary:
Fundy's thieving tendencies get a nip in the bud.
Chapter Text
“FUNDY!”
Fundy chittered under his breath, ducking around the corner and slid down the railing to the downstairs. Wilbur’s beanie was in his clutched fist, and he intended to keep it that way.
Served Wilbur right for forcing him to have ‘father-son cuddle time’ last night.
Fundy made it outside and flew off the porch and into the grass of the front lawn, shifting into his full hybrid form, Wilbur’s hat in his mouth, and took off for the woods.
He didn’t make it very far—logically, he knew he wouldn’t—but he still exhaled out a sharp breath as Wilbur slammed into him from the skies.
“Get offfff—” Fundy whined, shifting back to human form and spitting out Wilbur’s beanie.
“You are not getting out of this scot-free,” Wilbur said, plopping his hat back on while keeping on hand on Fundy’s chest to hold him down.
“I didn’t do anythinngg,” Fundy groused, still trying to squirm away.
“Uh huh—” Wilbur said, though he clearly didn’t believe so. “You know what Dadza says about lying.”
“Grandza’s not gonna know,” Fundy said, getting one leg up high enough to knee Wilbur in the stomach. His grip loosened for half a second and Fundy took advantage of it to wiggle away.
Not for long, as Wilbur snagged his ankle and yanked him back, pinning him down on his stomach.
“Wilbuuurrr—”
“You touched my stuff, you pay the price.”
Fundy snorted, but it was immediately followed by a yelp as Wilbur’s fingers dug into his ribs. Fundy immediately thrashed in Wilbur’s light grip and got himself free, but Wilbur followed after him, laughing himself.
Fundy shot off back towards the house, but staying in human form.
Wilbur chased, lanky legs definitely giving him the advantage, but he let Fundy almost get to safety before snagging him.
“Wilbur—”
Wilbur looked up from giving Fundy a noogie and blinked owlishly at his dad. “Yeah?”
“Don’t hurt him.”
“I know.”
“Tell that to Ranboo and his bruised ribs.”
“Not my fault I hug hard.”
Phil hummed and Fundy settled against Wilbur’s back. He was tired—nightmares again—and the sun was warm and Wilbur was warm and there was a gentle breeze and he was sleepy.
He burrowed against Wilbur’s chest and let his older brother cradle him to his chest. He was dimly aware of his dad talking and Wilbur cooing, the sound rumbling in his ear, but he didn’t care.
He was already asleep.
Chapter 28: Worth It
Summary:
Techno protects his little sister.
Chapter Text
Niki felt empty.
Like her soul had been sucked out of her body, leaving an empty shell that barely knew how to function.
She gasped in raspy breaths, arms wrapped tightly to her body as she walked home.
It was late, moon high in the sky and offering her a ray of solace. All around her, nature bent towards her, protecting her. Niki was a mer—she had a connection to the water in nature that she could call upon when desperate.
That connection was the only reason she was alive and whole right now.
She hiccupped weakly, trying to pull her ripped dress tighter around herself. She was cold and tired, body aching and bleeding from more than a few places. The bruises around her wrists and throat hurt, and she was pretty sure her left hand was sprained.
But all her physical pain couldn’t compare to the emptiness she felt within.
She could barely piece the memories together—there had been a birthday party for a friend of hers in town—one she got to go to all by herself, something she didn’t have to share with the rest of her siblings. Some guy had been there, some guy had thought she was pretty, some guy had touched her—
And then it went black.
All that was there was a rush of sea magic, and running. Lots of running that had eventually turned into a staggered walk.
She limped along, running out of the will to keep moving.
I’ll just rest here—it’ll be okay—
No!! Keep moving! They could have followed you—!!
“Niki!”
“Sweetheart! Where are you!”
“Please answer!!”
Niki scrunched her eyes shut at the male voices.
“No,” she whispered, going stock-still, her arms gripping at her shoulders, trying to hug herself. “Please no more—”
She knew she wouldn’t have the strength to reach for her magic a second time.
“Niki!”
“I found her!”
“Over here!”
Niki whimpered as the voices grew closer. She bowed her head, eyes screwed shut, waiting for them to reach for her—dirty fingernails digging into her skin, too-strong hands closing on her thin limbs—
“Niki?”
Powerful footsteps stopped right before her. She felt the displacement of air, heard the ragged breathing as the person tried to catch their breath after running for what must have been a long time.
“Niki—” Two more sets of footsteps, and a voice of relief.
“Don’t touch her.”
“Techno—?”
“Look at her, moron.”
Niki peaked her eyes open. A large man was standing in front of her, out of arm’s reach, eyes soft and kind and understanding. Behind him, a boy with large grey wings and another boy with glowing eyes were staring.
“Her magic is almost completely depleted,” the boy with white eyes said. Then his eyes were no longer white, and he was normal, though his gaze was firmly on the dirt.
“Why is her dress all ripped up like that?” the boy with the wings said hesitantly, eyes on the young man, as if he knew the answer but needed to hear it.
Niki whimpered and stepped back at the mention of her shredded clothing, arms crossed over her partially exposed chest, wishing to run but too tired to do so. She knew she wouldn’t make it far, and it would only hurt worse if she resisted.
The young man’s jaw was set as he whipped off his cloak. Niki let out a little shriek that scraped at her raw throat and stepped back, only for the cloth to settle on her shoulders, pooling at her feet and covering her in soft warmth, the body heat from the young man still clinging to the fabric.
There was a smell there, horsey and grassy, like a summer’s ride on that trail she would take with Dream and Techno—
Techno?
“Princess?”
Niki’s heart jumped at the nickname, the nickname only ever used by one person, used with love and never taunting, spoken with strength and power but meaning gentleness and love.
Her eyes opened.
Techno was kneeling in front of her, pink hair and all. She fixated on the pink that was mirrored in her own soft locks and reached a trembling hand out.
“Yeah,” Techno smiled, gentle and encouraging. “Remember? You helped me last time. Kristin had to do yours after, you threw such a little hissy fit.”
Niki screwed up her nose, hand playing with the braid. “Did not.”
Techno visibly relaxed when she answered. He let out a deep sigh and looked to the two boys behind him. “Go get everyone else. Send ‘em back home and get ‘em to bed.”
“You gonna be okay?” the boy with wings asked, looking worriedly as Niki began to undo the braid and redo it better, more intricately, eyes glassy and spaced out.
“Yeah,” Techno said, experimentally resting a large hand on Niki’s shoulder. The girl didn’t flinch.
If anything, she leaned into it.
“We’ll be fine.”
The two boys nodded and the one with wings took off into the air while the other’s eyes glowed white for a second before picking a direction and running off.
“Niki, can you hear me?” Techno asked once Wilbur and Eret had gone.
Niki nodded, but she still seemed pretty spacey.
“Can I pick you up? Your feet have to be cold.”
Niki shuffled her feet, feeling the cold ground for the first time on her bare feet. She pulled the cloak tighter and nodded.
It was Techno, after all.
She was safe with Techno.
Strong arms picked her up and propped her up against a large chest, adjusted the cloak so she was completely blocked off from the night’s chill and held her securely.
Not restraining.
Not cruelly.
Protecting.
Safe.
…
“What happened?” Puffy hissed as she and Techno stood in the doorway of the living room, watching the younger siblings as they slept around and on Niki, the little girl all curled up in the center of a giant pile of pillows, blankets, and bodies. Her older siblings were stationed all around the room—sleeping under windows and doors and around the couch she was sleeping on.
Nobody was touching her ever again.
After they got back home, it had taken her a solid twenty minutes to recognize her siblings, and even then was hesitant around the boys for another thirty.
Puffy and Minx had given her a bath, and now she was fast asleep on Wilbur’s chest, breathing easy with a sleeping draught to help her forget the bad night long enough to get some rest.
“Found her wandering around in circles three miles from town,” Techno whispered back. “And you saw the bruises, how her dress was ripped. Where it was ripped—”
Puffy nodded and chewed on her lip, arms crossed against the torrent of anger. “Who would do that to a little girl—?”
Techno grunted and left the peaceful scene, heading toward his room.
“Techno?” Puffy followed, sounding worried. “What’re you doing?”
“Take a guess.” Techno didn’t bother sugarcoating it. He strapped on his netherite chest-plate, and sheathed his sword.
“Techno—”
“Try and stop me, Puffy,” Techno deadpanned, getting more and more agitated the longer he was here instead of doing something.
“Techno, we should wait for Dadza and Mum—”
“So they can do what?” Techno said evenly. “Dad can’t do anything because he’d have to do it the ‘legal’ way and he have no proof that guy even touched Niki.”
Puffy froze. “You know him—?”
Techno stiffened, then started yanking on his gloves. “Everyone knows the guy, and everyone knows he’s a slime-bag. Nobody ever does anything about it. Well, he finally messed with the wrong family.”
Puffy knew who he was talking about the second he said ‘slime-bag.’ They had to stop calling him that after adopting Charlie, but she knew.
“How’d you know it was him?” she asked softy as Techno slipped potions into his belt.
“I smelled him on her,” Techno said. “Remember when he was hitting on Minx and me and Schlatt chased him off?”
“Yeah—”
“I remember what he smelled like.”
Puffy didn’t bother to ask how Techno remembered that, but waited in silence as Techno finished putting on his armor and grabbing a selection of smaller weapons.
“I’ll be back before dawn,” he said, tightening the straps on his boots. “Nobody leaves the house. Don’t answer the door, and keep everyone in the living room. I already locked all the doors and windows.”
She nodded, feeling numb.
He stopped in the doorway, as if debating something, then gave her a half hug that was more awkward than sweet.
“I know you’re worried. I’ll be fine.”
With that, he left.
…
Techno started his search at the house where he and Dream had dropped the little girl off for the party. She had been so excited, so bright and cheerful at the prospect of doing something with other girls her age and not her twenty-some, obnoxious brothers.
Someone had taken that happiness away.
Techno’s hybrid senses easily picked up on the smell he was looking for.
Cheap, crappy cologne, cruddy homemade booze, some form of weed, and peppermint.
There was also Niki’s scent—bubblegum and cotton candy, sugary and sweet mixed with the sour smell of the filth that had done the unspeakable to her.
Techno let his anger boil in his stomach as he followed the mixed scents, trailing them down the almost empty streets to an alley near the edge of town.
It wasn’t hard to figure out what happened there.
The alleyway’s grimy ground was cracked, and the fence that protected the village from the Undead was blasted open.
From there, Niki’s scent changed—Techno could smell the leftover magic, salty like the sea Niki had been born in.
The man’s scent went the other way, and was much sharper.
Fresher.
Niki must’ve knocked him out and he had only just woken up a few hours ago.
Techno followed the trail with growing impatience, though he kept his gate even and his face even, though nobody could see it behind his mask.
The mask was crucial.
If anyone saw him, nobody would be able to pin what was about to happen on him and Phil.
…
Techno found him roughly half an hour later.
In the slums of the town, under the eaves of a shoddy building, drinking from a cracked bottle.
Techno, from across the street, inhaled deeply.
Niki’s perfume was still there—undetectable by anyone but Techno.
Techno growled, chest rattling, his grip tightening on his sword’s handle.
His jaw elongated, fangs poking from his gums. His nose flattened, and his ears grew.
It had been a while since he had taken on his piglin form—but oh, how he loved it.
Without a warning or the slightest of sounds, he pounced.
A scream was never heard.
The body was never found.
…
“Techno.”
“Yeah Dad?”
“I know you did it.”
“So?”
A sigh. “I could’ve taken care of it.”
“Who would’ve believed you?”
An empty pause.
“Exactly. He’s gone now, he paid for what he did.”
Another sigh, deeper than the past, and a heavy hand landed on Techno’s shoulder. Phil’s gaze wandered to his daughter, the little girl chasing after Purpled in the front yard, laughing and screeching as Ranboo tackled her out of thin air, not a clue what had happened two days and a night earlier.
Her child’s mind had blocked it out, refusing to accept it had ever happened.
“I’m proud of you.”
Techno’s eyes widened at the phrase, but he kept his face mostly neutral.
“I’m sorry you had to take someone’s life,” Phil said softly. “You’ll have their blood on your hands for the rest of your life—”
“I’ll manage.”
“But I’m still proud of you.”
Techno let himself smile as Niki wrestled her ball away from Tommy and took off in a dead sprint, easily outpacing the small avian, the boy’s wings weighing him down.
Did the fact he had killed someone bother him?
Of course.
He had taken a life, taken the breath from someone’s chest and emptied their soul.
He’d live with that for a very long time, possibly feel guilt for it.
Niki’s laugh rang out, clear as a bell, as Jack dove for her and missed gloriously, earning himself a face-full of grass and Tommy’s curses.
Techno sighed, settling on the steps to supervise his little siblings, eyes fixed on the little pinkette that was blissfully ignorant.
It was worth it.
Chapter 29: Not Good Enough
Summary:
Tubbo reflects.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Tubbo sniffled, wiping his nose for the hundredth time. The skin was red and irritated and it burned—honestly it was probably bleeding—but Tubbo didn’t care.
Small price to pay for his stupidity.
He deserved it really.
His wings panged, being smushed against the tree for so long, but he ignored them.
Stupid wings.
Stupid feathers.
Stupid molt that had come so late and messed with his head and meant he had another year before he’d be even close to flying.
He knew, he knew Tommy would get to fly first, especially after his wings’ rebirth. The muscles had been reborn as anew, and Tommy had gotten to start learning how to fly right away.
Tubbo?
His wings wouldn’t even let him glide yet. They couldn’t even fold properly yet, what with Tubbo’s mental block.
Worthless.
“Tubbo?”
Tubbo’s breath hitched through his sobs and he snapped his head up.
Dream was perched in the branch above him, mask pushed to the side to reveal his worried face. Tubbo hadn’t even heard him approach.
“Hey, bud. What’re you doing out here?”
Tubbo glowered and smushed his face into his knees.
Stupid brothers that could track an ant through a cornfield. Stupid family that cared if he was okay. Stupid Tubbo for making them look for him instead of eating dinner.
Tubbo heard Dream drop gracefully, barely a leaf disturbed.
“You hurt?”
Tubbo shook his head.
“Tubbo, your wings—”
“Leave them,” Tubbo snapped. They deserved to be cramped and itchy and hurt.
“Tubbo—”
“No.”
Tubbo heard Dream huff, then his large hands were closing around Tubbo’s arms and pulling him up and forward.
“Leave off—!!” Tubbo immediately kicked and screamed and cursed, voice angry and brittle and wet.
Dream smushed him to his chest, holding him tight even though Tubbo kicked and hit him. He took a step back into a tree, then slid down it while keeping a hold of his little brother.
Said little brother was cursing Dream and every one of his ancestors out.
Dream let him, and simply held him till the tears started to prick Tubbo’s eyes and his chest grew hot and tight. His wings twanged as he flapped them instinctively, blood flowing into the cramped muscles.
“Why?” Tubbo finally asked, tears starting to spill. “Why am I so useless.”
Dream didn’t say anything, and Tubbo’s breath hitched a bit when he felt a hand in his wings.
“Easy,” Dream said gently, not letting up and pinning Tubbo’s arms to his chest with his free hand in an almost-restraining hug. His fingers continued to pull through the feathers, soothing and detangling. “It’s just me.”
Tubbo knew that. He knew it was his brother, he knew he was safe, he knew Dream would never, ever hurt him.
But he still scrunched his face and hid in Dream’s hoodie.
Dream patiently worked through Tubbo’s wings, cleaning them up a bit and straightening his feathers and pulling out the clumps.
Little bit by little bit, Tubbo relaxed.
Preening was naturally a relaxing activity for avians, and Dream, having been raised with Wilbur with Phil for a father, knew what he was doing.
Even with the terrible memories and trauma that still made Tubbo anxious with people touching his feathers, Tubbo found himself relaxing.
“You calmed down yet?” Dream asked once Tubbo had himself under a bit of control.
Tubbo opened his mouth to curse at him some more, but Dream rubbed around the joint where the wing connected to Tubbo’s shoulder-blades and Tubbo went boneless.
Dream—the rat he was—chuckled, adjusting his grip so Tubbo could sit up a bit without escaping.
“Knock it off.” Tubbo struggled to get himself to sit up on his own volition, but Dream simply laughed at him and kept massaging the joint.
“You need to chill,” he said, and Tubbo knew he was right. Getting himself worked up would only make the molting worse. His back was cramping, the shoulder and neck muscles inflamed and irritated.
Didn’t mean he was happy about it.
“Why’d you run off?” Dream asked.
Not mean, not accusing.
Just curious.
Dream was like that. It made him a favorite among the younger kids.
“I’m worthless,” Tubbo whispered, feeling vulnerable with Dream’s hand carding through his feathers and the molting hormones screwing up his head.
“Why?”
“I can’t fly.”
“Not yet.”
“It’s not fair.”
“It’s not.”
“Why—” Tubbo’s voice cracked, and his fingers twined around Dream’s hoodie.
“Because you were abused and traumatized,” Dream said simply. “You were starved and beaten and locked away like a toy. You were played with and tortured and hurt. Your body couldn’t produce the proper hormones for molting under such stress without proper nutrition. Now that you’re safe and happy and your brain knows it, it’s getting your wings ready.”
Tubbo sniffled. He knew Dream was right.
He knew it.
But his head was all screwy, so it decided to find another way to make Tubbo feel crummy.
Everyone else in the family was special.
Everyone else had fire and magic and martial arts skills and capabilities beyond anything Tubbo could ever hope to have.
Even Fundy could already Full shift.
Alyssa was showing signs of having powerful magic.
Ponk and Punz, though fully human, were lethal enough with their bare hands they could take Phil and Techno in a fight and come out without a scratch. They couldn’t win, not even close, but they could land a few hits.
Schlatt could crack a skull with his bare hands.
Ant could take the flesh off a bone in Full and Hidden form with his claws or fingernails.
Wilbur could dust people with a touch.
Minx could move so quietly even Techno’s specialized senses couldn’t hear.
Eret could sense—
“Tubbo.” Dream’s voice was quiet, only slightly scolding. “Stop comparing yourself.”
Tubbo whimpered. “But—”
“No.”
“Everyone else—”
“Doesn’t matter.”
“It’s—”
“No.”
Tubbo shut up.
“You’re not worthless because you can’t breathe fire or spin illusions,” Dream said gently. “You’re not useless just because you can’t See or swim really fast.”
“I can’t even fly—I’m supposed to be able to fly!”
“You can’t fly yet,” Dream pointed out. Tubbo was starting to get sleepy, what with Dream’s gentle massaging the tender joints.
Tubbo swallowed.
Dream was right, as usual.
“C’mon, featherball,” Dream stood easily, as if he wasn’t holding an extra hundred-or-so pounds. “You need to eat.”
Tubbo groaned, fussed, but let Dream take him home.
He was, of course, immediately swarmed by Tommy and Ranboo and Jack and Niki when he got back, and the four kidnapped him ‘to take care of him’, but Wilbur had to supervise so Tommy didn’t accidentally shove the antibiotic cream up Tubbo’s nose instead of on it.
Niki made him eat—Tubbo was too scared of the mer to say no.
Jack used his magic as a heatpack for Tubbo’s shoulders, chasing away the ache in his muscles, and Ranboo and Tommy preened his wings while Niki sang a story.
Tubbo fell asleep that way, on his stomach, warm and full and tired and worn-out and relaxed.
And as he slept, long after everyone else went to bed, his dreams happy and light and blissfully free from nightmares—
His wings folded neatly to his back.
Notes:
No, Dream is not crossing boundaries or making Tubbo uncomfortable when he touched his wings. He's being a good older brother and heling him chill out and relax
Molting is very stressful (at least in this universe) and messes with hormones and all that fun stuff.
Be safe, my darrliinnggss!!
Chapter 30: Taken
Summary:
George and Karl are kidnapped for an unknown reason.
The rest of The Feral Boys go looking for them - with the help of a friend.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“You sure they’re here?” Sapnap tried to keep his nerves down, tried to keep the anxiety from prickling across his skin. He’d be of no use to anyone if he was a nervous wreck.
“Yeah.” Dream sounded eons calmer, this stalking-around stuff more up his alley than Sapnap’s. “There’s no other trail. It leads right there.”
“Then let’s burn this popsicle stand.” Quackity moved to dart forward, but Dream caught him by the ankle, oomphing the avian onto his stomach.
“Not yet, feather-brain,” Dream’s head tilted, the boy probably rolling his eyes from behind his pearly white mask. “Let’s wait for them to settle down.”
“Every second we’re out here, George and Karl are in there with those guys doing who knows what to them!” Quackity protested, just a hint of panic edging into his voice.
“They’re fine,” Dream said quietly. “We were right on the ball to follow. If something had happened, we would have heard the screams.” He sounded so at peace, voice soothing and at ease—his brothers inadvertently relaxed.
“Just settle down, and we’ll wait for the kidnappers to go to sleep. We’ll sneak in, grab ‘em, and get back out.”
“Then burn it to the ground,” Sapnap said, Quackity nodding his head vigorously.
Dream smiled behind his mask, but nodded. Burning the house, and everything around it for five miles, sounded quite relaxing.
Silence settled over the trio as they tried to relax on soft, slightly-damp grass. The moon was quite bright overhead, and while it was beautiful, the boys would have preferred the cover of darkness to rescue their brothers.
Dream laid his head down, closing his eyes and letting himself rest, even though every muscle was slightly tense and his ears mind was on high alert. He let himself think, thoughts drifting to how they got into this mess in the first place.
…
It had been a very nice day, rather late spring. Callahan, Hannah, and Foolish had fit into the family perfectly, rather like missing pieces to a puzzle.
Dream, Karl, George, Sapnap, and Quackity were on small trip to a nearby town (not their village, but one a bit farther) with a list of oils (for the avians, Niki, and the horned hybrids), blaze powders (for Sapnap, Jack, Techno, and Bad), some toys (surprises for the little kids), and a few other ingredients for the mages in the family.
“Dream, I know we’re being followed,” Karl ansted in his saddle, fingers jittery. The day was warm, gently so, but Karl was an odd shade of pale.
“You gotta relax, man,” Quackity teased, stretching out one wing to flop Karl upside the head.
“Q, put those things away before someone comes down the trail,” George scolded, his accent crisping and curling the words.
“Not smart, Big Q,” Sapnap rolled his eyes as his avian brother tucked the golden butter-yellow appendages under his navy-blue cloak.
“Coming from the guy who decided it would be fun to juggle fire-balls—” Dream rolled his eyes, mask off to the side of his head, ready to pushed over his eyes and nose if need be.
“Guys—” Karl pled again, looking back the way they came, the dappled-sunlit path looking quite docile for the emphasis Karl was putting on it.
“Just take it easy, Karl,” Dream said. “Could just be someone else on the trail following up behind us.”
“Yeah, and we can take anyone that tries to mess with us!” Quackity grinned, crossing his arms behind his head and stretched his back, George wincing at the obnoxious pops the other’s spine made.
Karl didn’t look convinced, and continued to nervously play with his reigns, looking back behind them every few minutes.
…
I should’ve listened to him, Dream thought, squeezing his hands into fists at his stupidity. The three of them—Quackity, Sapnap, and himself—had woken up to their brothers missing.
Someone had managed to sneak into their camp in the dead of night without alerting Dream’s over-sensitive ears or tripping George’s magic.
That thought alone had made Dream’s skin crawl, and set him on an edge he didn’t like being on.
It had been too easy to track these guys too—obvious signs left behind that were quite clearly made up, but the Minecraft boys had had no choice but to follow.
Now, they waited outside a two-story, abandoned house that suspiciously quiet and unguarded on a small hill protected by trees and bush.
Dream was willing to outwait these guys for as long as it took—as long as they’re wasn’t any screams. He sat up, trying to get a better look at the house.
“You okay?” Quackity looked over at him, concern in his flat blue eyes.
Dream didn’t answer, and let his sharp eyes rake over the house. It had been silent for almost four hours now—no lights flickering and no shadows moving on the inside.
Either whoever was waiting for them was really good at sitting still or they had all fallen asleep.
Dream really hoped it was the latter.
“We’re moving. Second window, top left corner, east side. It’s been quiet the longest.”
Sapnap and Quackity didn’t argue, simply nodded. Sapnap pulled his hood up and Quackity tightened the straps of his cloak around his waist. He had been taught how to fight with his wings, but he didn’t want them getting caught on anything in a dark house—and there might still be time to salvage their little hybrid secret.
The three made their way silently down the hill, approaching the house as shadows moving on a breeze. To any unknowing eye, they would have appeared as the pass of a bird overhead, or figment of the imagination.
They made it to the house, plastering themselves up against the side. The wooden siding was cold against their fingers, any warmth from the day long gone.
They were about to start the climb when something growled directly behind them.
Sapnap grabbed Quackity and slapped a hand over his mouth right before he screamed and Dream whirled in place, heart in his mouth and hand on his ax.
A massive blue tiger was sitting there, just around the corner of the house. His tail swished patiently against the night-damp grass, and the scar from his eye to his flank stood out against the midnight blue fur.
Dream swallowed hard. What was this thing? A hybrid? Mage? He could feel the magic roiling off the beast, but he couldn’t tell what it was.
For the first time since he could remember, Dream couldn’t tell.
The animal growled again, not harshly, but softly. He nodded his head towards the forest, an oddly human gesture, and got to his feet gracefully. His tail flicked back and forth as he paused and turned around, looking at them, obviously waiting.
Dream drew in a shaky breath and started after the tiger.
“Dream—!!” Sapnap’s hiss was so low and quiet Dream almost missed it.
“He wants us to follow,” Dream answered back. “We follow.”
He didn’t know why he felt the indescribable urge to chase after the creature, but he did. Behind him, he heard Quackity and Sapnap whisper through an argue rapid-fire before following after him.
The tiger didn’t offer any conversation as to what he was, who he was, or where they were going. He led them through the dark forest, large paws not disturbing so much as a pebble.
For some reason, following the beast from behind, feeling the insane amount of magic contained in the creature, Dream got the indescribable feeling that he was safe.
The creature stopped at the edge of a clearing, a dirty little cabin taking up the middle. It was quite the atrocious-looking thing, all splinters and mold. The front leaned heavily, and the side looked as though it was about to crumble.
Dream turned to the tiger, but the beast was gone. Quackity and Sapnap both drew in sharp breaths, but Dream had already turned back to the matter at hand.
The house had been a trap, Dream thought grimly, issuing new orders to his brothers.
There was a busted window on the left side of the cabin, leading into a dismal, sad interior. The floorboards were rotted through with foul mold, the single chair and table looking as though they survived the Crusades, and the cupboards were crumpled shreds on the ground. A ratted, slightly-caving-in-on-itself doorway led into a dark side-room—one Dream guessed was either a bedroom or a storage closet.
But Dream and his brothers couldn’t care less about the furniture.
It was the person tied to the chair and the other asleep in the cot that interested them the most.
The guy in the cot was obviously the guard—and he was doing a wonderful job.
Not that the prisoner in the chair was offering any trouble.
Karl was out cold, hands tied behind his back and ankles lashed to the legs of the chair, a gag in his mouth and a few bruises littering his neck and jaw.
Sapnap growled, but Dream shushed him, looking for booby traps, though he was pretty sure he and his brothers weren’t supposed to know this was here.
Once he deemed it was safe, he nodded to Karl and his two brothers darted forward, Quackity ignoring the fact that Karl was tied down and engulfing him in a hug.
Karl’s confused whimper tore at Dream’s heart as he moved to the storeroom, looking for George. To his utter relief (mixed with horror), the skinny Brit was curled up on his side, tied up like Karl, on a ratted excuse of a moth-eaten mattress. Dream could just see how George was shivering lightly, probably freezing without someone to keep him warm.
Dream carefully laid a hand on the boy’s shoulder, trying not to scare him. George yelped himself awake anyway, the noise muffled at the rag in his mouth.
“Hey, hey, hey—” Dream whispered as George fought him blindly, trying to twist away. The panicking teen stopped dead at Dream’s voice and his eyes blinked blearily, adjusting to the dark.
Dream saw the exact moment George recognized him, saw the exact second George realized he was safe.
The frail boy lurched forward, crashing into Dream, arms straining at their bonds to try and wrap around his older brother.
“Easy, easy—” Dream soothed, though he wrapped his arms tightly around his little brother. He let himself have one second, screwing his eyes shut and letting out one shaky breath. George was icy cold against him, trembling slightly as the boy shivered against Dream’s warmth.
Steeling himself, he pulled away and took out his knife, slicing away George’s bindings. The dark bruises left behind, ugly blue and black splotches that patched the Brit’s pale skin, made Dream’s stomach churn as he helped George stand.
Quackity and Sapnap had already smuggled Karl out of the cabin and were waiting as Dream helped George out through the window.
“Swap,” Dream ordered, one arm supported George and the other reaching for Karl. “He’s freezing.”
Sapnap, Karl cradled in his arms, nodded and let Dream take the smaller boy before hauling George into a bridal carry. The Brit let out an audible sigh of relief as he leaned against Sapnap’s chest, the heat from the blaze rod flooding into him.
Dream let himself have a second with Karl as well, squeezing the boy in a hug, letting him know he was safe. Karl clung to him, hands digging into Dream’s cloak and face snuggling into Dream’s shirt.
“Now?” Quackity asked eagerly, eyes glinting with a maniacal glint.
Dream nodded, and Sapnap snapped his fingers awkwardly, letting a small spark fall. Quackity caught it, bounced it back and forth between his palms as he underestimated the heat, and chucked it at the cabin.
It took a bit, but the mold and mildew were no match for Sapnap’s magic.
When they were positive the cabin would burn with nothing left behind, the five disappeared into the shadows, ready to return home.
…
Phil face was grim as he inspected George’s wrists, the Brit sitting on the counter in the infirmary as Phil checked him over. “And you have no idea who did this?” his words were chips of ice dropping onto a steel floor, though his rough hands were gentle on George’s damaged skin as the limb was turned this way and that.
“No,” Karl said quietly from his place on the infirmary chair. Kristin smiled kindly, pausing her wrapping of his wrists to rest a hand on his cheek.
“They blindfolded us before they did anything, then the one guard we had wore a mask. They didn’t say anything at all to each other, and kept us separate most of the time,” George said, flinching as Phil touched a particularly bad spot accidentally.
Phil apologized, then sighed deeply. He pulled George forward into a hug, resting his chin on top of the boy’s fluffy curls. George stiffened for only a moment before relaxing into his father’s familiar grasp.
“I’m sorry, Dad,” he whispered, the sound muffled by Phil’s shirt.
“You did nothing wrong,” Phil reassured, letting one hand slide up and down George’s bony spine in soothing motions.
“But I coulda done something—” George’s arms tightened. “I coulda used my magic or something or—”
“George,” Phil’s voice was firm but loving at the same time. “It wasn’t your fault. It wasn’t anyone’s fault but those that dared touch you.”
He leaned back and tilted George’s head by his chin so the boy would look at him. “I love you, okay?”
George’s already-watery, bi-colored eyes filled with tears and he nodded, sniffling loudly before diving back into Phil’s embrace.
Phil heard snuffles behind him and turned to see Karl crying lightly into Kristin’s shoulder, Kristin smiling weakly against her own tears.
“Oh, come on—” Phil smiled teasingly. “All of you are gonna cry and make me look bad for not?”
Kristin rolled her eyes and stood, moving to her husband’s side and letting him tuck her and his other son under his arm with George. Karl latched onto Phil’s shirt with one hand while keeping the other firmly around his mother’s neck.
Phil sighed and started rocking back and forth, feeling the three hearts beat in a pattern with his own.
They were home, and they were safe.
And when this was all over, they always would be.
Notes:
These guys were just some half-witted thugs who put together a half-witted plan. As described, it didn't work
Chapter 31: The Eggpire
Summary:
Tommy and Tubbo aren't a fan of their babysitters.
Notes:
So confession time...
I've got ya'lls requests at least a quarter or a half done--but I'm having a lot of trouble getting motivation. I'm tired all the time lately and just exhausted.
On the bright side, I have been working on The Angel's Army and have a decent amount of the middle bit done, including the Big Reveal!
On another note...
ONE OF YALL NEED TO TELL DREAM TO STOP ADDING PPL TO THE SMP BECAUSE I'M WRITING TWO MORE BACKSTORIES WITH FOUR DIFFERENT MORE CHARACTERS.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MORE CHARACTERS I CAN TAKE!!!! DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO JUGGLE THIS MANY PERSONALITIES???!!!!
And finally, hope you enjoy today's dumpster-fire brought to you by Exhaustion and Half-Hearted Attemps. Hope yall are feeling better than me.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Tubbo, run!”
Tubbo did, wings pressed tight to his back to prevent whoever was chasing him from snagging him. His shoes dug into the soft forest earth, stirring up leaves. He would take off, but he had just learned how to fly, and he had no trust in his newly-molted wings.
His pursuer took the final leap and tackled him, Tubbo screaming as he went down. Last second, he twisted and landed on his back, just in time for his chaser to pin him down.
“Gothcha!” Bad announced, smiling widely.
“Lay off!” Tubbo squirmed, but couldn’t help but giggle. His wings half-flapped and twitched, but they were no help. Bad was practically sitting on his legs, so they were useless, and Bad had his arms pinned.
“Never!” Bad cheered, wiggling his fingers on Tubbo’s stomach, tickling his little brother. Tubbo squealed, thrashing and laughing.
“You must join the Eggpire,” Bad made his voice all echoey with his magic for dramatic effect, though he didn’t think Tubbo was listening with how hard he was laughing. “Become one of us!”
“One. Of. Us.” Skeppy chanted, joining the two, Ant not too far behind. Ant had his arms full of Tommy, the avian shrieking and announcing his annoyance to the world.
“Oi!” said avian kicked out, but Ant had him picked up and held to his chest, so Tommy’s kicks were pointless. “Stop torturing Tubbo!”
Tubbo got out a jerky nod, tears now streaming down his face. Bad let up and Tubbo went limp against the dirt, hiccupping through a few more giggles as Bad rubbed his arms to help him to settle.
“You’ve killed him!” Tommy squawked, though he very well knew different.
“Fear not, young one!” Bad said in his silly acting voice, picking Tubbo up so they were pressed chest to chest, the avian’s chin resting on Bad’s shoulder. “He shall serve the Egg just as well dead than alive!”
“Noooo,” Tubbo whined as his and Tommy’s ‘captors’ began to take them farther into the woods, back the way Tubbo had ran. “Don’ wanna serve no Egg—”
“You heard him!” Tommy tried to work one of his arms free. “Let us loose!”
“But the Egg!” Skeppy grinned, tugging on one of Tommy’s feathers. “The Egg must see you! The Egg needs you!”
Tommy squawked indignantly as he was thrown over Ant’s shoulder, Tubbo snorting a laugh at him.
Tommy muttered a curse at his brother, giving up on trying to worm himself free. Ant patted Tommy’s lower back with the arm he was using to hold Tommy on his shoulder, checking in. Tommy tapped Ant’s shoulder in return, letting him know he was okay.
“Where are we going?” Tubbo asked, sitting up and looking around as the trees slowly changed from birches and maples to pines and oaks. It was muddier here, and smelled like pine needles instead of underbrush. “I don’t recognize this part of the forest.”
“Shouldn’t,” Tommy muttered. “The Three Stooges chased us for a year and a half.”
“We found this place during one of our Manhunts,” Skeppy said. “It’s actually kinda nice when he isn’t torturing us.”
Ant snorted. “Yeah, Dream used it to screw us over with a moss trap.”
“How do you get screwed over with moss?” Tubbo asked innocently, Tommy guffawing a laugh out his nose.
“Some kidnappers you are,” he poked Ant’s back. “Getting defeated by moss.”
“And getting beat by Dream, really?” Tubbo added. “The guy’s a literal marshmallow. How do you lose to a marshmallow?”
“I’m taking this one with us next time,” Bad announced, hefting Tubbo up a bit. “He can be our hostage.”
“I’m already your hostage,” Tubbo pointed out tactfully, looking around at the unfamiliar forest.
“And we’re not happy about it!” Tommy shrieked, kicking his legs and flapping his wings, smacking Ant in the head.
“Bad why couldn’t we snag Fundy or Drista or something?” Ant whined, stepping over a log. “Why’d we have to grab the Terror Twins?”
“Because you’re stupid!”
Bad sighed as Tubbo heartily agreed. “Because Fundy’s in the house and would’ve cried for Wil and Drista would’ve cried for Dream.”
“I can cry!” Tubbo offered.
“No—!”
Tubbo, despite the ‘no’, tipped his head back and sobbed on immediate command. Great, big, dramatic tears that rolled down his face and heaving, stuttering breaths that shook his chest.
Tommy, automatically, began to wrestle and fight and squirm to get his brother (though he knew Tubbo was in no danger).
Ant cursed, Bad yelled at him, Skeppy yelled at Bad, Tubbo cried harder, Tommy kicked Ant in the chest, Ant cursed again—
Round and round they went, till finally Ant plunked Tommy down on the forest floor. Tubbo was set next to him, and immediately Tubbo’s tears vanished.
“Where are we?” he asked brightly, face still wet.
Skeppy gave him a look. “You two really are little sh—”
“Language, you muffinhead!” Bad swatted at him.
Tommy elbowed Tubbo and stage-whispered, “Our kidnappers are incompetent.”
Tubbo nodded sagely. “Should we make a run for it?”
“No!” Bad whirled on them, and the avians leaned back a bit at his excitement. “Not until you meet the Egg!”
“You will serve the Egg, and be enlightened, same as us!” Ant crowed, smiling crazily and clapping his hands.
“I changed my mind,” Tommy stage-whispered again. “Our kidnappers are nuts.”
Tubbo nodded, crossing his legs and letting his wings settle. “We really should have tried to run faster.”
“Skeppy!” Bad ordered. “Bring the Egg!”
Skeppy messed with a box at the base of a massive oak tree. Red ribbon decorated the branches and trunks, and the grass had somehow been painted red to look like a spreading disease.
“So that’s why you wanted red paint,” Tubbo remarked, craning his neck to see what Skeppy was doing.
Skeppy dramatically turned, holding a pillow with an ornately painted rock roughly the size of a baseball on it.
“All hail the Egg!” Skeppy announced and Bad and Ant bowed at the waist, chanting something T-Squared couldn’t hear.
Tubbo leaned over to Tommy, suddenly a lot more serious. “We need to run.”
Tommy nodded, eyes wide. “We need holy water. Lots of holy water. Maybe a priest or two.”
“Toby Underscore Minecraft,” Skeppy said gravely, holding out the stupid rock towards Tubbo. “Touch the Egg, and be enlightened.”
Tubbo looked at the Egg, looked at Tommy, looked at Skeppy, looked at Ant and Bad, and then looked back at Skeppy. “I don’t want to.”
Skeppy’s eye twitched. “Place your hand on the Egg.”
Tubbo blinked, then sighed and put his palm on the rock. It was rough and bumpy like literally every other rock Tubbo had ever hurled at someone’s head.
But Tubbo was a Tubbo and in typical Tubbo fashion he began to cry again. Skeppy looked panicked and Tommy took this opportunity to launch himself at Bad, knocking the older teen down and punching probably a bit harder than was necessary.
Tubbo just sat there and ‘sobbed’ while Ant and Skeppy tried to haul Tommy off Bad.
Pure, utter, chaos for a solid fifteen seconds.
Tubbo jumped as Sam suddenly exploded from the brush, face panicked and red from running. He had his sword in his hand, and looked quite distressed.
“Oh hey, Awesamdude,” Tubbo smiled through the tears, using Sam’s nickname. “What’re you doing here?”
Sam looked at the four-sibling scuffle-pile and quickly snatched Tubbo up. “What’s going on?” he asked, clearly trying to calm himself down from the panic he worked himself into hearing his little siblings screaming.
“Bad, Skeps, and Ant kidnapped us,” Tubbo said, watching as Tommy’s screaming turned to desperate laughter as Skeppy and Ant held him down and Bad tickled him. “They wanted us to worship some rock.”
“The Egg!” Skeppy looked up, face crinkling in offense. “The Egg isn’t some paltry, pathetic rock—it is the most powerful force on earth!”
Tubbo ignored him. “It’s a rock.”
Sam’s face was blank. “A rock.”
“A right ugly one too.”
Sam blinked. “My siblings are worshiping a rock.”
“Yes,” Tubbo nodded, simply watching as Tommy’s face slowly grew redder with every passing minute.
“My siblings kidnapped my siblings.”
“Yep.”
“To force them to worship said rock.”
“You’re four for four, boss man.”
Sam heaved a sigh and shoved forward, pushing Bad good-naturedly to the side before grabbing Tommy by the scruff of his neck and hauling him up.
“Tommy!” Tubbo reached for his brother, Tommy having a hard time catching his breath. “You saved us Sam!”
Sam rolled his eyes and started heading back towards the house, carrying along his little brothers. Both half-flopped on him, exhausted from laughing and crying and running.
“C’mon!” he called behind him. “You three too!”
Bad grumbled and Skeppy stuck his tongue out (Ant got real brave and flipped Sam off behind his back), but they followed.
It was dinner time, after all.
Dinner was spent with family.
Notes:
We all okay? Doing good? Drinking water?
Be safe!!!
(Yes, this is all of the Eggpire we shall see. Maybe. Sorta. I think so. We'll see)
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Chapter 32: The Monster Inside
Summary:
Velvet loses himself to the vampire within.
Phil brings him back.
Chapter Text
Everything was a haze, blurry and foggy. Velvet felt his thoughts move sluggishly, as though they were glue in his mind. Sticky and slow, like molasses.
He heard a scream, but it didn’t quite mean anything to him. He could feel his body moving, but didn’t know why.
There was an instinct bubbling under his skin, controlling him.
What’s going on?
…
“Tubbo move!” Phil yelled, catching Ant around the waist as the boy tried to rush forward.
“Ant—” Phil grunted under his breath as the wiry teen tried to shake him off to get to his brother, watching as Velvet chased Tubbo around in a blood-crazed state. “Let me handle this—”
Ant wasn’t listening.
Neither was Velvet.
Tubbo certainly was.
Tubbo was keeping a steady distance between him and Velvet quite nicely, despite the fact that vampires had an increased speed.
“Ant, I need you to calm down!” Phil snapped, nearly taking Ant’s claws to the face.
“He’s hurting!” Ant yelled back.
“Then stop and let me help him!” Phil hated raising his voice, but Ant wasn’t listening to reason anymore.
Ant froze when Phil yelled, and Phil took his opportunity.
Tubbo shrieked as Velvet caught one of his wings and starting flinging curse words left and right. Velvet yanked and just as he was going to catch Tubbo around the neck, Phil tackled him.
The wiry boy had no chance against a full-grown man—one who knew what he was doing no less.
Velvet whimpered as he went down, scared and trembling, but hissing and spitting in rage. Phil immediately relaxed his hold, keeping it just firm enough that Velvet couldn’t squirm out.
“Easy, mate, easy—” Phil said softly, soothingly. “I know you’re scared, I know—”
A pitiful sound escaped Velvet’s throat, and it took everything Ant had not to rush forward and do something to keep Velvet from hurting anymore.
“Ant, Tubbo—go back to the house,” Phil ordered. His voice was gentle, but firm.
No room for argument.
Ant swallowed hard, but knew putting up a fuss wasn’t going to change Phil’s mind. He let Tubbo cling to his side and the two turned away, heading back home.
…
The fog was clearing, the dizziness was lifting.
“That’s it, just breathe.”
The voice was comforting, safe.
He blinked his eyes open, the blurry, gluey feeling finally easing out of his brain as he comprehended what he was seeing.
Phil was leaning over him, holding him down in such a way that he couldn’t hurt himself. His face was lined with concern, but it broke into a relieved smile as Velvet blinked a few times.
“There we are—” Phil eased off of him and helped him sit up, arm around his shoulders. “You gave me quite a scare there, mate.”
Velvet swallowed, mouth dry and throat thick. “What happened?”
“You lost yourself for a little bit,” Phil said, rubbing a hand on Velvet’s shoulder. “Scared the life out of Tubbo, but you didn’t hurt anybody.”
“Wh-what?” Velvet stuttered, heart flipping. Panic lanced through his veins and he started shaking.
“No, no—” Phil said easily, “Stay with me, mate. It’s not your fault.”
“But-but—”
“No.” Phil’s voice was firm, but not angry. “Not your fault. This kinda thing happens to blood-folk all the time. Ask Techno.”
“Techno isn’t—”
“But piglins are,” Phil explained patiently. “Blood-lust runs heavily in Nether creatures. Bad has problems with it too.”
Velvet exhaled shakily. “Tubbo’s okay?”
“Yes,” Phil nodded. “He’s seen worse, been through worse.”
Velvet swallowed thickly, feeling as though he was going to choke on his tongue.
“Let’s get you home,” Phil said, standing and bringing Velvet with him. He swung the fledgling up in a bridal hold. Velvet yelped a bit, but curled against Phil’s chest all the same. He was warm, his heartbeat pounding in regular time.
“Easy mate,” Phil said. “Easy.”
Velvet closed his eyes, listening to the sound of Phil’s heart.
Chapter Text
“You can’t keep doing this!” Karl backed away from Jimmy, his heart bursting with emotions he couldn’t name. The grass was cold under his bare feet, damp and prickly.
It was the second time Jimmy had come to visit, and Karl had already had enough.
“You can’t just take my memories and give them back whenever you want!” Karl grabbed fistfuls of hair, tears streaming down his face. “I spend my days wondering why I can’t remember and at night I can’t sleep because I don’t know what’s wrong!”
He gasped in desperate breaths, nearly choking on the tears that were flowing down the back of his throat. “What do you want from me?” he asked, looking up at his best friend, his older brother, the man that had saved him so long ago. “You say I’m not ready but I don’t know what I’m supposed to be ready for!”
He hiccupped, furiously wiping away tears. His hands balled up into fists, shaking and trembling all over.
Jimmy didn’t say anything, just stood there almost awkwardly. “I need you to trust me,” he said quietly.
“But you don’t trust me!” Karl pled, voice cracking. “You take away my memories like it’s nothing and leave, and—and—”
His face crumpled and the sobs began to shake themselves free.
“What did I do for you to abandon me!?!”
Jimmy reared back as if struck, and Karl took some sick sort of satisfaction from it.
He wanted Jimmy to hurt as much as he had, hurt the way he did every night when the emptiness of his hidden memories swallowed his mind and left him feeling alone and unloved.
“Karl—”
Karl jumped as Phil’s hand landed on his shoulder. He hadn’t heard his dad approach.
“Dad—”
“I know,” Phil said, voice oh-so-comforting and familiar. He turned Karl around till his face was pressed to Phil’s chest and he held him there. Karl didn’t have the energy to fight, just laid there and cried.
“This will have to be the last time, James.”
Karl didn’t listen as Phil spoke. He didn’t care—
“Phil—please—”
“This is breaking him. He’s been hurt enough.”
“It’s for his own good—”
“But he’ll never see it that way. All he’ll see is someone who didn’t trust him and gave him away.”
“I didn’t want to—the Council—”
“Means nothing to a child that looked to you for everything.”
Silence, and Karl’s muffled cries could be heard quite clearly.
“I don’t know what to do.”
Karl started, realizing Jimmy was crying.
Suddenly, he felt very, very guilty.
““I’m trying—I’m trying to keep him safe, keep him away from the war and the mess and everything—” a gasp, and a sound of pain. “But it’s only hurting him more.”
Phil’s hand gently worked through Karl’s hair, rubbing the tender spots on his scalp where Karl had yanked.
“We can only wait,” Phil sighed. “His magic is growing. It’s starting to affect the other kids.”
“Already?”
“He’ll be ready when the time comes.”
“But when will that be?”
Phil moved, and Karl guessed he was shrugging. “When the time is right. Till then, I think you should say goodbye.”
Karl hitched a breath as Phil made him leave the safety of his shirt. His stomach churned at the sight of Jimmy, the man’s eyes bloodshot and face wet with tears.
“It’s time to go,” Phil said. Karl shook his head dumbly, refusing to say goodbye.
He wouldn’t.
He wouldn’t.
He’d already had to say it twice, and they couldn’t make him do it again.
Not again.
“Karl—”
“No,” Karl whispered. “I won’t say it. You can’t make me.”
He knew he sounded like a child, but he didn’t care.
They weren’t going to put him through this again without getting hurt too. It wasn’t fair he was the only one who never got to remember, who was left out of the loop.
It may have been petty and spiteful, but Karl was sick of being the only one that got hurt.
That felt the pain of losing and regaining and losing again.
Phil sighed and gave him a gentle push towards Jimmy. Jimmy’s strong arms closed around him, and it took everything Karl had not to lean into the warm hold.
The only hold that had ever felt right.
“I love you,” Jimmy whispered.
Karl didn’t answer.
There was a second, two—then nothing.
…
Karl startled awake, in his own bed. He sat up, gasping for breath. Across the room, Eret stirred and muttered. One of Quackity’s wings fluttered, and Sam rolled over.
Karl heaved a breath and wiped his face. There were tear stains on his cheeks, still damp. It had been years since nightmares had made him cry—
Karl blinked, trying to clear his head.
There was something there, something that wasn’t there before—
It hurt too much to think about, and he let it go in favor of sleep.
Notes:
This one made me cry.
Be safe!
<3
Chapter 34: Ohana Means Family
Summary:
George get's himself kidnapped - again.
Notes:
Note: this has been redone!
I didn't like the original. It was too chunky and bland. So I redid it!
There still is a bit of *that* content, so be careful!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
George struggled to keep his breathing under control. That was the key—keeping calm. Not letting his façade of uncaring prisoner crack. Not letting them know he was scared.
And he was.
Oh he was terrified.
He huddled in his corner, crammed up against the filing cabinet and a stack of papers, hands tied behind his back. His head throbbed where the snatchers had gotten a lucky hit in, and his nose was stuffed from the quiet crying.
The gentle scritch-scratch of pen on paper did little to calm his nerves—that not since it was his <>paperwork that was being filled out. Paperwork that he had been stripped to his drawers for, weighed, measured, and poked and prodded.
At least they had let him have a shirt and pants, plain and white and thin as they may be.
As subtly as he could, George pulled at the rope. He flinched against the bite, and tried to focus his ice without the clerk noticing. He felt the frost crystalize, coating the surface or the course fibers, but nothing else happened.
George groaned as the frost immediately melted and made the rope damp and itchy.
“Stop fidgeting.”
George flinched at the order, then flinched at that as his head wound pulsed, a bitter reminder to how he had gotten into this situation in the first place.
It was supposed to be fun—the family going on a small vacation to a resort up in the mountains, a stop in one of the nicer, bigger cities in this kingdom. Ant and George had taken Foolish and Niki to the park to see the fish in the big pond, and to see if they could refresh their water magic.
They had been jumped on the way home back to the hotel.
Someone must have been watching them in the park—must have marked them as easy targets.
Niki had screamed, and George had seen red. He had shoved the nearest possible stalker—Ant had grabbed Niki’s hand and hauled Foolish onto his hip.
George remembered yelling at him to run, then a blow to the head he hadn’t seen coming had sent him spinning.
When he could finally see straight, he was being carried over someone’s shoulder into a building, hands behind his back.
Then came the messed-up doctor’s visit, the hums of approval that made his skin crawl, then he had plunked here to wait.
For what—George didn’t want to know.
Distantly, George ran through the events that had led up to him being stuck here. Was there anything he could have done differently—better? He didn’t regret making a way out for Ant and the kids. George’s stomach curled painfully at the thought of sweet little Niki being stuck here, or innocent Foolish.
He was glad it was him.
A knock at the door sent a ripple of fear through his gut. It swung open without the clerk saying anything, and a guy in his late twenties with a patchy beard that made George think of a pedophile stepping in.
He shot George a lazy look before turning to the clerk. “He ready? I got a buyer.”
It was at this moment George was positive he was dreaming.
“Already?” the clerk asked, make one last mark on a sheet of paper before taping them together.
“Pierre lost one of his better-bred boys yesterday to a beating,” the guy said, as if they were discussing the weather and not trafficking. “Needs a replacement for his higher-class customers.”
George parted his lips, breath rushing his mouth in a paltry attempt to try and calm himself.
“If Pierre bothered to take better care of his merchandise,” the clerk rolled his eyes, standing to file the stack of paper, “he wouldn’t have that issue.”
“But we wouldn’t have our customer base either,” the guy grinned, revealing perfect teeth that, for some reason, made George’s skin crawl.
The clerk shrugged with one shoulder and stretched, rubbing his neck before giving George a careless wave. “He’s ready. Get him out here.”
George snapped his head over to the guy, eyes wide with fear. He didn't have a chance to protest before he was being yanked up and over the guy’s shoulder.
“Make a sound, kiddo, and I’ll get my use out of you before you even get to Pierre’s.”
George swallowed, feeling every place the guy touched burn, and kept his mouth shut.
He could barely see, upside down and with his face against the guy’s shirt, but he had enough senses left to tell they went down a set of stairs into a damp, dark basement, out a door, and through a very, very long cold corridor. More stairs, this time up, and into a dim, warm building.
“Find Pierre.”
A set of hurried footsteps, and George yelped a bit as he was thrown from the guy’s shoulder to the ground just in time to catch a door closing.
George’s captor sighed, and George slowly moved into a sitting position, wondering if he was going to get kicked for the movement. The guy left him alone, and George slumped, squeezing his eyes shut as he tried not to think about what was going on around him.
He heard the door open again, and it took everything he had not to start screaming and kicking and fighting.
The toe of a boot nudged his ribs and a hand took his chin. George forced himself under, checking out as far as he could into the safe little space in his head he used to go to all the time as a kid.
Before he could remember.
It came easily, scarily easily, and George absentmindedly wondered how often he had had to go here.
It was nice here.
He couldn’t feel the hands touching him, but he knew they were there. He couldn’t hear the voices talking, but he knew they were talking about him.
Hands pulled him up, friendly words were exchanged. George was passed off to someone else, orders to ‘change him,’ and a new room.
George came back to himself when his shirt was pulled off. His hands were free, he was sitting on a chair in an empty room save for his chair, a dresser, and a mirror.
An older, overweight woman was flapping out a black shirt. She was smartly dressed, but look annoyed and tired. “Arms.”
George stared at her, not really understand what she wanted. She pulled the shirt over his head anyway, wrangling his arms into the shirt. The V in the shirt was much too wide, exposing way too much of George’s chest than he ever cared to show, but he had little time to fuss. The lady shoved another cloth into his arms.
“You have once chance,” she said sternly. “Change yourself, I will change you.”
She turned around, and George’s stomach sunk at the cloth. They were britches, meant to go to his knees. They were lightweight and flimsy—easily torn.
George’s breath hitched at that implication.
“One minute.”
He changed, desperately trying to keep what semblance of self-control he had. He had barely finished before the woman was grabbing his arm and dragging him into a narrow hallway and up stairs.
They entered a bedroom through a secret door, and George chose now to start putting up a fuss.
Without warning, he side-kicked as hard as he could, aiming for the woman’s shoulder. He hit true, knocking the woman sideways.
George scrambled for the secret door, and when that failed to open, he dove for the actual door.
When it didn’t open, he started screaming. He felt his magic pulse and flair, desperate to be used, but he didn’t know how.
The woman slammed into him from behind, dragging him from behind by the hair to the bed, cursing under her breath. One good slap to the head, and George was lying on his side, stunned, as she fastened a collar around his neck.
“There, you little—” she huffed a breath and swiped her fly-aways. George clawed at the collar, panting.
“I’d get myself together if I were you,” she said saucily, heading back for the secret door. “The customers like the feisty ones.”
George watched her leave, great heaving gasps making him dizzy.
He was left alone.
…
How much time passed, he didn’t know.
Enough for him to calm down some. Enough for him to try and work the collar off, enough for him to try the length of the lease that tied him to the wall behind the bed.
Enough for him to wonder if his family was even coming.
And when the footsteps came, somehow George knew they were for him.
He swallowed against the collar, pulling himself as far away from the door as possible. He could hear the dense steps, heavy and deliberate.
Taunting.
He slapped his hand over his mouth, using his thumb and first finger to squeeze his nose shut to keep himself perfectly silent. His heart roared in his ears—how could no one else hear it?
There was a pause, right outside George’s door. George whimpered, then nearly swallowed his tongue at what he had just done.
The door swung open with a force that made George scream a little, and he lurched against the collar, nearly choking himself, trying to get away—
“Do you have any idea how hard it is to find one brown-haired white boy in this city?”
George stared at Schlatt with wide, watery eyes, knees starting to knock. Schlatt was wearing light armor, carrying a sword with an easy hand. He looked annoyed, but George knew him well enough to see the relief in his eyes.
He was most beautiful thing George had ever seen.
His knees gave out, and Schlatt caught him. George didn’t remember him crossing the room. He was too busy trying to remember how to breathe.
“They got you all gussied up, huh?” Schlatt asked lightly, adjusting George so he was basically draped over Schlatt’s one arm, plopping down on the edge of the bed.
“Where are the others?” George asked quietly, relief stealing his breath away as Schlatt nudged his head down to get at the lock on the collar.
“Most are combing the city under Dad’s direction,” Schlatt said distractedly, pushing George’s hair out of the way. “Techno’s on mother-hen duty at the hotel. Mumza’s rebooking our train.”
George swallowed. “I’m sor—”
“The next words out of your mouth had better be ‘I’m short’ because if you apologize for something out of your control—” Schlatt snapped at the same time as the lock. George breathed a sigh of relief as the metal was pulled off and he could breathe.
“I got jumped,” George pressed, Schlatt pulling him up to his feet and holding him by the shoulders, frowning at George’s thin excuse of a shirt.
“From the looks of you, they got in a lucky hit,” Schlatt said, turning George around and pulling the loose fabric of the shirt up and bunching it together at the neck, tying it in a knot so George’s chest wasn’t exposed. “Happens to the best of us.”
“But—”
“Techno has lost to Minx because he slipped,” Schlatt huffed, ripping the sheet off the bed and tearing it in a few places. “I lost to Tommy because heartburn decided to kick me in the horns. Chill out.”
He threw the sheet around George and tied it in a couple places, adjusting it and pulling at the edges before stepping back and smiling quite smugly at his handywork.
George stared at what he was now ‘wearing’—a toga of sorts. It wasn’t practical, by any means, but he wasn’t exposed anymore.
“C’mon, shortstack.” Schlatt clapped George’s shoulder and led him to the window. “I’ll climb down and you jump. Last I heard about our rebooking, we gotta get up at four in the morning to make our train.”
…
Phil watched as George huddled on the bed, blanket pulled up and around his ears. He could practically feel the shame pouring off his son, muddled with self-aimed fury and guilt.
Schlatt had dragged George back to the hotel first, where Mumza had called off the hunt and Phil started rounding up his scattered children while George was smothered by the younger kids.
Niki had insisted on George using her special bubble bath, and Minx had offered her fancy facial soap. Tommy and Tubbo had put on an impromptu play that Ranboo crashed and Quackity offered ridiculous commentary for, Purpled had offered his favorite blanket, Charlie had made George a stress-ball of slime, and Jack had made fire figures dance on his palms and arms.
Phil had bundled George off to bed after Jack set Niki’s hair on fire.
Now, they were waiting for the last two kids to make it back to the hotel.
Sapnap and Dream.
The two had covered the most ground, and subsequently were the farthest away.
“George.” Phil said it softly, gently.
George’s bi-colored eyes flicked up to him, so filled with worry and misery.
“Alright, mate?”
George blinked, and he shook his head a little bit. A small part of Phil’s heart swelled with pride—George hadn’t tried to lie and hide his pain like he used to before he trusted. Before he realized he was safe.
He had been doing it for years, but every time Phil saw the boy’s open heart, his own melted just a bit more.
“Need a hug?”
George shook his head. Phil had already given George several hugs, head pats, shoulders rubs, and side squeezes—so had the rest of the family.
George wanted Sapnap and Dream.
“They’ll be here soon, mate.”
George made a small noise and rested his head back on his knees, shuffling his feet in the blanket. He had to be freezing by himself, especially when he was this tired and his magic wasn’t under as much control.
There was a slam of a door somewhere in the building, and George raised his head. Loud voices, quietly muffled through the floors and walls. Stampeding, and somebody running into the walls a few times.
The door slammed open so hard it nearly flew off its hinges, cracking the paint on the wall.
George sat up as Dream and Sapnap stood in the doorway, eyes wild and panting for breath. They hadn’t even changed out of their light armor. Dream’s mask was pushed up lopsided on his face, and Sapnap’s headband was loose.
George moved first, trying to unwrap himself from the blanket and get up, one arm outstretched toward his brothers.
Dream and Sapnap didn’t give him the chance to free himself.
George let out an oomph as Sapnap landed on his one side, and Dream collided with his other. Sapnap’s arm viced so tightly around George’s ribs he wheezed and couldn’t take a normal breath in. One of Dream’s hands held George’s head tight to Dream’s shoulder, his other arm locked around George’s waist.
They stayed that way for a long time, the two refusing to let go even though George started squirming at one point.
“No,” Sapnap had growled, holding George tighter. “No.”
“You’re wearing a leash for the rest of the trip,” Dream had added.
“ ‘M not,” George had got out.
“And you’re being babysat the whooollleee way,” Sapnap had said.
“But—”
“No,” Dream pressed George’s face more into his shoulder. “Shush.”
George had made a noncommittal grumpy noise, unable to free himself from either brother’s hold.
Phil chuckled and stood from his chair, popping one wing and sighed. “I’m gonna check on everyone else. We leave pretty early tomorrow, so try and get some sleep.”
Dream and Sapnap refused to let George go, so Phil gave all three one big hug and ruffled George’s hair, muttering a fond ‘love you’ before leave the boys to their own devices.
…
George only let himself relax after the light was snuffed and Dream and Sapnap were half asleep.
Sapnap’s fire burned contentedly, happy to have its personal stuffed bear back. Dream was already snoring softly, breath whistling through George’s hair.
George was warm and he was safe. He could smell Sapnap’s warm metal and Dream’s light pine and Niki’s vanilla sugar and the cheap detergent in the stiff sheets. There were small noises—the building settling, the pillow fight in the room a few doors down, the fire crackling softly in their fireplace.
There was still the lingering wrong that clung to George’s skin that he couldn’t scrub off no matter how hard he tried, but it didn’t feel so bad with his brothers holding him tight.
The wrong couldn’t get him here.
The wrong couldn’t control him here.
Not with Dream and Sapnap right there, ready to fight and die for him.
George snuggled deeper into the blanket, letting out one small sigh that came from the depths of his soul.
He was going to be okay.
Notes:
Be safe my darlings!
Get off this site and go for a walk or something. Goooooooo. It'll be good for you!!
Chapter 35: Technosiblings
Summary:
Techno gets slapped in the face with the past.
Notes:
I really liked this chapter - gives Techno closure.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Techno never gave much thought to his birth parents.
He never really had to, what with Kristin and Phil. Sure, he knew they weren’t his real parents, but he never really needed to know otherwise.
But the man on the other side of the shipyard was too familiar in a way that Techno simultaneously wanted to ignore yet find out.
“Whatcha looking at?” Tommy dropped his head on Techno’s shoulder—kid had gotten tall in the past few years, shooting up like a weed till he was almost as tall as Wilbur. Ranboo had clear shot up over all of em; Wilbur for the first time having to look up at someone.
“Ohhhh, does Technoblade see a pretty lady that catches his fancy?” Drista teased from Techno’s other side.
Techno rolled his eyes. Why’d he have to be stuck with the Chaos Duo? Why couldn’t he have gotten Alyssa and Hannah? They weren’t little terrors—why not Jack? Put a leash on that kid and he’d be fine.
Drista was too smart for the leash, and Tommy would burn it off.
“C’mon,” Techno said, grabbing Drista’s hand and stepping into the swirling crowd.
Tommy followed after, perhaps a bit closer than usually. His wings had finally lost their childish invisibility, of course right before the whole family picked up and moved.
Phil had said it was dangerous to keep that many hybrids in one place for too long.
Techno, and most of the older kids, said it was because Phil was getting itchy feet again.
Either way, Phil had booked passage on a ship for them to move to the First Kingdom, single-handedly securing his entire family as the only passengers with a party of thirty-plus. While the luggage and furniture were boarded, Phil had allowed for his kids to wander a bit, as long as they stayed close to their designated baby-sitter.
Drista and Tommy, two of the more ‘valuable’ kids, were assigned to Techno, much to his chagrin.
“You two are going to keep your mouths shut,” Techno said to his little siblings. “Not a word, y’hear?”
Tommy opened his mouth to protest, but Techno shot him the look.
The look that said ‘shut up or else.’
Techno would, as sure as the fact that Tubbo and Ranboo had snuck Michael along in a box of linens, fulfill the ‘or else.’
Tommy snapped his jaw shut and glowered.
Techno was unperturbed, and hurried through the crowd.
The man he saw was now standing by a wagon filled with belongings—they looked as though they had just gotten off a ship and were preparing to leave the city.
Techno swallowed as the man turned a bit more towards him, and there was no more doubt in his mind.
The man locked eyes with him, and Techno saw him do a double-take.
Techno noted, with a mixed dose of apprehension and slight curiosity, that the man had four small children with him. The oldest couldn’t have been twelve, the youngest closer to five.
“Do I know you?” the man said, voice low and gravelly, once Techno was close enough. The man glanced at Tommy and Drista, his own four children looking up.
“Hey!” the little boy said brightly, pointing at Techno. “He looks like Dad!”
Techno ignored him, and swallowed. “You wouldn’t have happened to spend a stint in the Nether, would you?”
The man paled a bit. “Yeah. Yeah I did. How’d you know?”
Techno shifted, pulling Drista farther off the street. “I came from the Nether. Was abandoned as a baby because I looked too much like a human.”
The man looked a bit sallow, his kids giving him worried looks. “Where?”
“Near the Wretcheds. Second District.”
The man swallowed. “Do you have a minute?” he looked around, motioning for his kids to jump off the wagon. He looked back at Techno, and his eyes held a sadness that Techno had seen on Phil too many times. “Perhaps we can go somewhere quieter?”
Techno nodded.
…
“I was taken by a traveling band of piglins.”
Techno sipped the water, keeping one eye on the six kids in the corner of the bar. They were chattering away, seemingly getting along well over a bowl of peanuts and glasses of root bear.
“They killed most of us, sold the rest of us off,” the man continued, nursing a cup of something rich and smoky-smelling. Techno figured the guy probably needed it right now.
“I got pawned off to a female, a nice one for the most part,” the man shrugged. “She didn’t beat me, usually. Just wanted something to hang off her arm at parties I guess.”
Techno listened.
“We had a kid a few years in,” the man said, words becoming slightly emotional. “He was precious, adorable.” The man chuckled. “Looked just like my first kid.”
Techno didn’t want to think about the fact that the man had three kids now, none of them the age the man was insinuating this ‘first kid’ was supposed to be.
“That was the problem, wasn’t it?” the man said, and he choked a bit. “He was too human—too much me. I doomed that kid, I thought, when they took him away.”
He set the drink down and pushed it away, cursing under his breath. “I think I lost my mind that day. Killed two of the males before they got me down.”
Techno was slightly impressed. He himself was said to be ‘unkillable’ by his siblings, and he was only half-piglin.
“So I waited,” the man sighed. “Waited till we got close enough to a portal and I ran. They didn’t follow.”
He nodded to his kids. “Got my life back together, found me another woman. A good one, too. Wither fever took her after that little one was born.”
Techno noted how skinny the youngest girl was, the dark patches on her skin. The girl had survived where her mother had not.
“And now we’re moving,” the man sighed, glaring at the drink like it was somehow the cause of all of his problems. “Gonna find me some land out in the middle of nowhere. Keep the kids safe. Avoid the chaos that’s happening in the Capitols.”
Techno nodded. Didn’t sound too far different from what Phil was doing with his family.
“How’s life?” the man said, sounding a bit upbeat, though he was obviously trying too hard. “You okay? Everything going—okay?”
Techno nodded, suddenly a bit sad himself. He didn’t know this man—didn’t know the kids at the table.
Those were his sisters and brother.
This was his father.
His real father.
He shared their blood.
They were supposed to be a family.
But they weren’t.
“Doing okay,” Techno said, sipping his water. “Phil, the guy who found me, has a bit of a kid-hoarding problem.”
“Those kids—” the man nodded to the table where Tommy was trying to teach the boy how to drink chocolate milk through his nose. “Are they yours—?”
Techno snorted. “No. Thank Ancients for that. They’re adopted—we all are. I have, like, thirty siblings.”
The man stared.
Techno shrugged. “I lost count after Skeppy.”
The man nodded, and sighed. “But you’re okay? Got a good life in front of you?”
Techno nodded. “Far as I know.”
The man nodded too and clapped a hand on Techno’s shoulder. “I’m proud of you—for making it out, you now.”
Techno glanced at him.
“You were a ray of sunshine when you were mine,” the man said quietly. “Bright and happy. Liked me more than that female.” The man chuckled. “She didn’t like that much, really.”
Techno nodded to the kids. “How’re they?”
The man pointed in turn. “The boy’s Chris, named after your grandfather. The eldest girl is Sabre, the middle one’s Rapier, and the little one’s Butterfly.”
Techno raised an eyebrow.
The man rolled his eyes, but laughed a bit. “She named ‘em. ‘Bout as clever as your name, if you ask me.”
Techno huffed. He liked his name, thank you very much.
He watched the kids for a minute, watched them fool around and laugh and make jokes.
The Chris kid had his laugh. Butterfly had his dimples, and Rapier had his dry-bones humor. Sabre seemed a bit calmer, more responsible, but laughed louder than the lot of ‘em when Tommy got a peanut stuck in his nose.
“I have to go,” the man said quietly, and Techno was drawn back to the present. “We gotta catch the next train—got some relatives of mine expecting us.”
Techno nodded, knew he was going to be late too.
“I’m sorry, Technoblade,” the man said suddenly. “Sorry that I didn’t fight for you more, or go looking for you when I got out. I just thought—” he sighed shakily, “—that you didn’t make it, and it would be hopeless to chase straws.”
Techno nodded. He understood—he really did. He hadn’t gone looking either. What use was it chasing memories?
“I’m sorry this is probably all we’ll ever see of each other,” Techno said. “But maybe it’s for the best. My adoptive dad—” he shook his head a laughed a bit. “He’s something—but it’s better if I don’t get more kids involved.”
The man looked confused, but nodded. “We should go.”
They stood, and the man reached out awkwardly for a hug.
Techno let him have it, though it felt too strange and oddly familiar at the same time.
The kids came running over, Tommy bleeding from his eyebrow for some reason, scampering all over and yelling for attention.
Techno patted his brother’s and sisters’ heads, much to their confusion, and gave the man, his father, one last nod.
He grabbed Tommy and Drista’s hands and swept out of the bar, ignoring the pinch in his chest.
“They were nice,” Drista commented as they headed back into swirling traffic. “Can we adopt them? I want more sisters.”
“No!” Tommy said, offended. “There’s enough women in the house!”
Techno ignored their arguing, dragging them along through the crowds and making sure they were safe.
He’d probably never see that man again, or the bio-family he never knew he had.
But it’d be okay.
He knew that’d it’d be okay when he watched Tommy rush up to almost tackle Jack into the harbor and Tubbo latch onto him for a half-hug.
He knew it’d be alright when Sapnap lifted Drista up into a piggy-back at her begging, Puffy checking her over and giving her a kiss on the forehead for no reason.
He knew everything’d be fine when Lani and Fundy came dashing up, asking to be picked up and showing off the over-priced souvenirs they had probably begged from Phil.
He knew it’d all work out when Ponk and Sam had a fight over the top bunk and Foolish ‘fixed’ it by stealing the mentioned bunk.
And as he watched the land grow smaller and smaller on the deck of the ship, Wilbur and Minx leaning up against him and babysitting a game of cards between Dream and half the younger kids that was quickly growing violent—he knew everything would be okay.
Notes:
No, Techno's siblings will not be joining us later.
This is all you get.
Edit: Idk who you are, Chris, Rapier, Butterfly, and Sabre, but I'm praying for you. There isn't any real comfort I can offer across the void that is the internet, but know that I'm praying for you. <3
Chapter 36: Vermillion
Summary:
Puffy, Bad, and Minx are taking their turn playing fetch for Phil.
Of course, it only ends poorly.
Depends on who you ask, however.
Notes:
This is garbage, and I will not be convinced otherwise. I have been sitting on it for literal months and I want it gone.
It's also midnight here and I'm just gonna pass out now.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“I don’t like it here,” Bad grumbled under his breath, hunching his shoulders to let his hood fall more over his body.
“You don’t like it anywhere outside of the house,” Minx pointed out, rolling her shoulders. She had been sitting too long in the saddle, and her legs hurt. This town wasn’t even that impressive to be drawing Bad’s attention, much less his nerves.
“He has a point,” Puffy said, golden eyes darting around. She could feel the eyes from the townspeople, raking over her and her siblings. “I’m getting a bad vibe.”
“See?” Bad said, pulling his hood lower over his face. “Can we leave now?”
“We have to play fetch yet,” Minx said. “Shush up.”
Phil had gotten bolder with sending his children out—the olders at least. The youngers were getting sent out now too—right now, Techno, Wilbur, and Dream had the joy of taking Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo on their first mission elsewhere.
Puffy could practically hear the screeching even though they were a literal whole kingdom over.
Phil had not chosen Puffy, Bad, and Minx for this mission and they knew it.
All three were built for fast, endurance traveling. All three were quick and light on their feet, and their fighting styles required lighter weapons. With Bad around, the shadows clung to them, hiding them at night. Minx could sense someone coming for a quarter mile, and Puffy could talk her way out of anything.
They were Phil’s speed team.
And apparently Phil needed this information now.
Puffy led the way through the mild crowd, noting and ignoring the stares. She held her head up high, carried herself with a confidence that Phil had said had come from her father. Puffy hadn’t been too happy to have inherited something from the man that had abandoned her, but she refused to give up her noble air.
She carried herself like a queen—and she knew it.
“I’ll only be a minute,” she said, hopping off her horse in front of the town’s only hotel. “Don’t let anyone steal my horse.”
“We’ll be fine too, thanks for caring,” Minx huffed. Bad would have snickered, but he was too busy shooting mildly worried looks in every direction. He had learned to do it subtly—hood pulled low and mask pulled up, head held still while soft grey eyes darted every which way.
Puffy rolled her eyes and flipped her sister off before entering the hotel. It was dim, and smelled like cinnamon. The carpet was plush under her boots, and the walls and ceiling were draped with rich tapestries. It was rather luxurious for an out-of-the-way town.
Now that Puffy thought about it—
The whole town had been pretty nice and clean and upkept—in a distant, far-away way. Everything had been too—sterile.
“Can I help you?”
A young teen in a black and gold silk uniform smiled politely from the counter, but Puffy could see the bored look in her eyes. Tommy had mastered that same look years ago.
“I’m picking up a package,” Puffy smiled politely, pulling the hood off her hair. The white fuzz poofed up and around her face, framing her narrow features.
“For?” the girl turned around, heading toward the back.
“Philza Minecraft,” Puffy answered.
The girl popped her bubblegum in answer and hummed some song as she headed for the back.
Puffy waited patiently, picking at the symbol on the desk counter. It was gold, it looked like. Frowning, she actually looked at the thing. It was golden and red, a flying snake all twisted together with ruby wings and golden scales.
Demon.
Puffy glared, a bitter taste in her mouth.
Bad was one in an entire race. Demons weren’t kind, they weren’t creatures of grace or love. They were brutal monsters from birth with a taste for blood of any species. Phil and Kristin figured it was Bad’s human side that saved him from the majority of these savage tendencies, but he still suffered everyone now and then.
Those fits left him screaming till he spit up blood, screaming and thrashing at anyone that got to close. It was worse when he was a younger teenager, but as he grew older so did his control.
That didn’t erase Puffy’s memories of Bad literally trying to kill their father.
“Like the logo?”
Puffy looked up as the girl came back, a satchel of papers in her hand. She nodded to the demon Puffy was tracing. “It’s the symbol for our organization—the Vermillion.”
Puffy’s brows furrowed, but she smiled politely. “It’s pretty.”
The girl beamed, looking quite proud of herself. “You should consider joining. We are a powerful force, stretched across the kingdoms. This just happens to be one of our main headquarters. Our leaderess is actually in town this month, overseeing expansion on our western border.”
Puffy’s brow puckered. “ ‘Leaderess’?”
“Our term for leader,” the girl sniffed. “Our leaderess is a woman, so the term used to refer to her is to be feminine.”
Puffy nodded and smiled thinly. “I’ll pass it by my brother and sister.”
The girl immediately frowned, and Puffy caught a hint of disgust. “Men are not permitted.”
Puffy raised an eyebrow.
The girl sniffed again, checking on something under the counter. “Men are good for nothing more than providing children. They’re weak-minded and selfish.”
Puffy kept her face carefully blank as she thought of Phil and her brothers.
Her protectors, her comrades in arms, her shield and sword. Her duckling, who made sure she was safe and brought her home when he could have left her behind.
She smiled sweetly. “I’ll think about it.”
She would most certainly not.
She left with a flounce, stuffing the package of paper into her shirt as she went.
Bad was just as antsy as he was when Puffy got back. “They’re giving me looks,” he hissed, subtly nodding his head in a direction. Puffy glanced, and saw a group of women shopkeepers sending glares their way.
Bad’s way.
The hotel clerk’s words rung in her head, and Puffy quickly looked back to Bad. He was wearing rather loose riding clothes, hood and mask pulled up with a cloak draped over his shoulders. Bad had been born with rather narrow, big eyes—he could pass as a girl, right?
“Keep your hood up, Bad,” Puffy said lowly, getting on her horse. “I’ll tell you once we’re out of here.”
The three made their way out of town, Puffy’s unease noting how they were getting more and more stares and how she was noting the distinct lack of a male presence. Even the children—most of them were girls. Now that she thought about it—she didn’t see a single man.
“There’s something weird about this place,” Minx said, wrinkling her nose daintily.
“You said it,” Puffy muttered.
The symbol, again, on the doors of some of the businesses. On the flag. Everyone wearing black with gold. All of the shop fronts the same, eerily the same, as if built from the same textbook. No men, only women, precious few children.
It’s a cult.
…
“You have to be kidding.”
Minx was not taking to Puffy’s idea at all.
“C’mon, Minx,” Puffy said, plopping down in the grass, picking at it as she looked back down at the town. “You can’t tell me that place didn’t feel even remotely off to you.”
Minx gave her a look, arms crossed. “I live with mages, hybrids, amnesiacs, and a guy who loves axes a little too much for my taste. Nothing fazes me anymore.”
“I felt something,” Bad shuddered, scrunching his shoulders up to his ears. “Eyes boring into me at every corner.”
“Okay, Ranboo,” Minx scoffed, but she sounded more concerned now. As concerned as Minx ever got, anyway.
“I say it’s a cult focused on demons and hating men,” Puffy said. “It makes sense. The demon culture is primarily led by females, which is fine by principle, but leave it to humans to idolize one of the most terrible races in existence. No offense, Bad—”
“None taken,” Bad groused. “Demons are terrible.”
Minx snorted her disdain out of her nose. “If they hate men so much, let them run themselves into the ground. In case you haven’t noticed, men are kinda needed to reproduce.”
“That’s what the clerk said,” Puffy said, feeling her stomach knot. “There were children in that town. Babies. And those buildings. I’ll give some of the women credit, they looked pretty strong, but only a man could have done some of that stonework. And the fields. Most women aren’t heavy enough to hold the plough down in the ground—a man’s weight is needed to dig it in.”
She looked to her siblings, a feeling she couldn’t quite convey with words in her eyes. “Men are obviously down there. Where?”
Minx blanched, and Bad choked, both of them looking back to the town with nothing short akin to horror on their faces.
“That’s what I was thinking too.” Puffy got to her feet, dusting off her pants. “Get your gear. We’re going in.”
“Puffy—”
“We’re not going to sit by and watch people suffer,” Puffy said firmly, swinging her bag over head. “Dad didn’t leave us to suffer with abusers by ourselves. We’re not going to do it either.”
…
Bad was not in love with this idea, if he was being honest.
He felt like Ranboo, feeling everyone’s stares boring into his skin, past his clothes, through his very soul.
Just because I’m a guy? I didn’t do nothing to nobody.
Bad grumbled, stepping into the shop.
The three of them had split up to try and cover more ground, asking around to see how one joined the Vermillion. Hopefully, they could get on the inside and burn it from the inside out. With Bad’s magic, Puffy’s intuitiveness, and Minx’s viciousness—it shouldn’t be all that hard to catch the organization off guard enough to cripple them at the knees.
Puffy had sent Bad to one of the side streets on the hope it was quieter and he would be left alone.
As stated before Bad was not exactly ‘pleased’ with this plan.
“Excuse me?” he asked politely at the counter, looking around. It looked to be a small shoe shop, quiet and cute. “Anyone here?”
A girl stepped from the back, looking quite annoyed. There was a half a second of shock on her face before she leaned back and whispered something to someone in the room she was leaving before stepping forward and crossing her arms.
“What.”
Now Bad wasn’t the world judgiest person, but he was getting sick of being treated like dirt just because he was a guy.
“Me and my sisters were just passing through and they saw the Vermillion logo at the hotel,” Bad explained, trying to be polite even though the girl was glaring as if he had kicked her dog. “They got curious and we’re just asking around on how one would join.”
“Men aren’t permitted.”
“Oh, it’s not for me!” Bad forced the laugh. “I’m not all that interested, if I’m being honest, but my sisters were thinking of moving out soon and were wondering if this was for them. Do you know who I, or they, talk to about joining?”
The door to the store opened and the girl’s eyes flicked behind Bad. Unease settled in Bad’s gut at the look on her face.
“Yeah, actually. They’re right behind you.”
The potion bottle slammed into his back and Bad immediately choked on the fumes. His clothes were potion proof—his lungs were not. He had kept his mask off to try to appear friendlier, and he was greatly regretting it.
His vision went cloudy as he struggled for a clean breath--weakness potion.
He staggered, fighting past it to draw his sword.
Someone knocked his hand to the side and nailed him right in the gut with a nasty uppercut that had him coughing for even more of the contaminated air. He collapsed back, hacking.
Blurrily, he blinked up at the fuzzy figures, seeing the distinct outline of a sack headed right for his head.
“Wait—” he rasped, feeling resentment burn in his gut. He wasn’t going to win this, he already knew, but they weren’t getting away with this completely scott-free.
To his surprise, they did, and he managed to blink a bit more clarity into his eyes before he grinned impudently. “You hit like a girl.”
The blow to his head was deserved, even Bad had to admit.
…
“Hey Puffy?”
“Yeah?”
“This is a bad idea.”
“Oh, you think? And, dearest sister of mine, what gave it away?”
“Oh, I don’t know—the giant hole in the ground we’re currently being led into by an armed guard?”
Puffy had to agree with Minx—the maw of the cave they were being led to did indeed seem to lead to the bowels of the earth.
This was a terrible idea.
But Bad had vanished. Not a trace of the demon all over town, and both Puffy and Minx were left with the unsettling reality of what could have happened to the demon-hybrid.
Shortly after this horrifying realization, Minx and Puffy had been approached by a perky young woman who had offered the information they had been looking for all day.
How to join the Vermillion. A quick trip out of town, joined by a literal armed guard of armored women-warriors, and nightfall oversaw their descent into the earth.
“If this ends up with us getting drunk then eating our own fingers while handing upside from a chandelier, I’m letting you know I’m just gonna jump,” Minx offered as they descended into the darkness.
“How do you even come up with that stuff?” Puffy asked, shaking her head at her sister’s overactive imagination.
“Mum says I think to much. Dadza says it’s on those thriller novels I keep collecting.”
“Someone got drunk on a chandelier?”
Minx nodded, though Puffy could barely see her. Apparently the Vermillion could afford tapestries and rugs, but not candles and lamps. Puffy was half-afraid she was going to trip on the uneven, sloping ground, even though she had the balance of a literal mountain goat.
"A Vampire’s Touch, near the end, when he kisses her before draining her dry,” Minx replied nonchalantly, swiping her thick hair away from her face.
“And the finger-eating?”
“Oh I got that from Tommy. Kid’s a genius when it comes to insults when Mumza and Bad won’t let him swear.”
Puffy snorted, but the two couldn’t help but fall silent at the mention of their missing brother.
Soon, Bad. I promise.
…
Bad breathed.
That was all he could do, really, and that thought did very little to calm him down. The practice exercises Phil had given him were helping, but nothing could help the panic that clawed at his mind.
He was on his back—he could feel the cold stone digging into his ribs—forced to remain there by the twine tied around his wrists and ankles. He’d been searched and stripped while unconscious, and he had been starkly relieved to find they had left him his black cargo jeans, at the very least.
He had been alone since he had woken up, and that was what was eating at him.
What could a group of men-hating women possibly have in store with a young man they had tied to a stone table half-naked?
Bad let out a stuttering breath that hitched a few times.
Breathe Bad. Don’t let your anxiety win. I know—I know it’s hard, mate. Breathing makes it easier. It’ll get worse before it’ll get better, but you’ll get through it as long as you’re breathing. Breathing means you’re alive, breathing means you’re winning. As long as you’re breathing, it’ll all be fine.
Bad screwed his eyes shut, refusing to let the silence that roared in his ears get the better of him—refusing to let the darkness that swallowed him whole send him drifting into that messed up place in his head he used to hide in from his nestmates.
He hadn’t been in there for years, and he wasn’t going back.
Keep breathing, kiddo. As long as you’re breathing, you’re winning.
…
“We’re really doing this,” Minx whispered, back ramrod straight and eyes straight ahead, not really seeing. Her hybrid thrashed inside of her, searching for her brother and ticked it couldn’t find him.
“Let me do the talking,” Puffy whispered back, adjusting her jacket and letting out a calming breath that settled too heavily in her gut.
“Be my guest,” Minx said, stiffening as the great double-doors clicked before swinging open on oiled hinges.
And just like that, Minx and Puffy were in the presence of the leaderess of the Vermillion.
…
Puffy was ushered to the seat across from the leaderess. Minx refused hers, choosing to stand at attention at her sister’s side.
Wine was offered, and Puffy gracefully accepted hers while Minx sneered hers away.
“We are pleased to welcome you to our humble accommodations.” The lady on the throne had a beautiful smile, though her eyes were guarded.
Puffy raised an eyebrow at the woman’s sentence. They were surrounded in luxury and wealth, from the thick carpets worth a farmer’s salary for a year to the paintings most laborers couldn’t afford to touch to the gold lining the columns fit for a palace.
“Your pleasure I accept,” Puffy smiled politely, hiding her teeth. “Your meekness is, I’m afraid, lost on me.”
The leaderess’s smile immediately turned wooden. “We—” she gestured to the other women standing next to her on her sides, “—heard you and your sister were looking to join our organization.”
The organization that had stolen their brother away.
“Of course,” Puffy said, steepling her fingers and crossing her legs. “If you can answer a few questions for me.”
The woman motioned for Puffy to continue, though Minx could see the tightness in her shoulders, the nervous tick of her ankle.
“Could tell me why you hate men?” Puffy asked, and Minx inwardly grinned. Her feline lashed its tail, practically foaming at the mouth already.
Going right for the throat.
“We do not hate men,” the leaderess corrected patiently, scraping her nail across the cup. “They simply serve no purpose in today’s society, outside of reproduction.”
“So they serve a purpose.”
Minx almost, almost, snorted out loud.
The leaderess right eye twitched. “For far too long men have pushed us down, forced us to obey their rules. We lived under tyranny for centuries!”
“So to retaliate, you force innocent children under that same tyranny.” Puffy sipped her wine, running her tongue over her lips as she considered the taste. “It’s the double-standard for me, really.”
“It is deserved.”
“Last I checked—” Puffy looked bored, Minx decided. Like this was a typical Tuesday afternoon and not a face-off with someone that could order their death with a snap of her fingers. “—children are not responsible for the sins of their parents.” Her golden eyes seemed to cut across the room. “Instead of raising boys to be good men to be good leaders and good fathers and good husbands, you’re raising cattle to be bought and sold as stock in a barn. You’re justifying slavery for a wrong centuries gone by done to someone else.”
The leaderess was fuming, Minx could practically smell it.
“The way I see it,” the woman bit off, “you’ve become too soft, too willing to let men control your life. To let men have their way. Women are the ones who are meant to rule, the ones meant to lead. Men are nothing more than animals who can talk. They’re pathetic and weak, violent and selfish. It is pointless to pretend otherwise, and foolish to consider that they can be anything greater than well-trained pets.”
…
Her father, holding her so tight that terrible night, welcoming her home when the world had cast her out again and again and again…his strong arms warding off everything that had beat her down. His heart, pounding in her ear, already so full of love for a daughter he had never known.
Techno, teaching her how to swing a sword properly with stoic confidence that, yes, she would eventually get it even though she had messed it up for the fiftieth time.
Wilbur, laughing as she tickled him while she preened his feathers.
Dream, making sure she had a family, making sure she came home every time she wandered to the highway—looking, searching, for someone who would never come back.
George, holding patiently still as she used him as a mannequin because he was slim enough and Minx was having none of it.
Sapnap, holding her back as she cussed out the postmaster’s oldest son for trying to trip her into a puddle.
Schlatt, the stubbornness to her bullheadness, the spit to her fire, the dark rage to her quiet fury.
Bad, braiding her hair with gentle fingers.
Skeppy helping to wash the dishes, even though it wasn’t his turn.
Eret, singing her to sleep in the latest nights when the darkness just wouldn’t leave her alone.
Karl, snuggling in for cuddles whenever she asked.
Sam, helping her find a place to put her parents to rest when she could finally let go.
Ponk and Punz, racing her through the fields, laughing till they collapsed into the grass and screaming when she finally caught them.
Charlie, Jack, Purpled, Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, all of her baby brothers—
Animals. Cattle. Pets.
Slavery justified and hate given reason.
Tubbo in those chains, Skeppy in that cage, her father on his knees before the knife went through his chest because he no longer served a purpose.
…
The leaderess sipped her wine, smiling behind the rim at Puffy’s silence.
Puffy set her glass down heavily, the delicate crystal echoing in the suddenly very quiet room.
It was everything Minx could do not to flinch as the sound echoed.
Puffy had only truly been angry—truly, purely furious—once before.
“I belong to no one but myself!!
It was a once Minx never wanted repeated.
Despite her name, despite her looks and her soft face, despite her normally-passive hybrid—
Puffy Cara Virium-Minecraft was not someone to be messed with.
She sat back, crossing her legs and leaning on one elbow, chin tilted with an air of supreme, utterly-unbothered confidence.
“Tell, me—” she demanded, commanding as a queen, “since you seem to be so knowledgeable on the subject of who deserves to lead—”
The leaderess ticked up an eyebrow.
“What makes a proper leader?”
The leaderess pinched her eyebrows together, exchanging a glance with the woman sitting next to her. “There are several aspects—”
“But there is one that stands out,” Puffy said, admiring her nails. “One attribute among the dozens required is above the rest.” Her golden eyes flashed. “As you seem to be at a loss for words, I can only assume you do not know.”
Minx swallowed as Puffy’s tone dipped. “A pity for someone in your position.”
The leaderess sneered. “You tell me then, oh wise one.”
Puffy picked up her glass again, swirling the rich liquid—never breaking eye contact as her free fingers drummed on the arm.
Minx’s knuckles were white on her dagger.
“Strength.”
The leaderess raised her eyebrows. “You’re not serious.”
Puffy leisurely sipped her drink, gilded irises never leaving the leaderess’s face. “I am.”
“Strength has many definitions—”
“True,” Puffy interrupted, setting her glass down. “I’m talking of true strength.”
“What—”
“True strength is knowing when to quit,” Puffy wouldn’t let the other woman speak. “True strength is knowing when to pull your punches. True strength is humble, pure—selfless.”
She adjusted so her ankle was resting on her knee. “There is so little true strength in this room I’m surprised you’ve managed to rule to maintain control for as long as you have.”
Minx drew in a hissing breath. This was going to be bloody—
“But I shouldn’t be surprised,” Puffy tinked a perfect fingernail against her glass. “Weakness, if you’ll pardon the paradox, has its strengths as well.”
Her eyes cut deeper than a poisoned dagger, cold and unforgiving and slicked with laced honey. Her words carried, damning and destructive in their honesty.
“Manipulation, cruelty, fear—those,” she slammed her fist on the chair’s arm, startling the room as her voice raised. “Those are the tools you use, that is how you’ve made it thus far. You don’t lead—you control.”
“Same difference,” the leaderess scoffed, though Minx could see her hands shaking. Puffy was getting to her, chipping at the false confidence with her own, unfailing authoritativeness.
“And yet when pitched against each other—” Puffy had a knife in her hand. Minx didn’t know how it got there. Nobody else did either, from the silent collective inhale from across the room, “—your manipulative, pathetic ‘control’ will crumble when faced with someone strong enough to stand you down.”
“Are you threatening me?” the leaderess said, ignoring Puffy’s logic and going straight to playing the victim.
Puffy’s knife was across the room in the hairspace between breaths.
The leaderess blinked, then touched her face.
Metal, cool and sleek, met her hand instead.
Dimly, she became aware of the blade resting against her cheek, embedded into the chair’s high back.
“Now whatever gave you that idea?” Puffy said coyly, another knife spinning delicately around her fingers.
The leaderess’s face twitched, then she shot to her feet, cheeks flushed red and eyes snapping thunder. “We invited you here under the pretense that you would like to join our ranks, perhaps become one of us,” she said tightly. “We did not invite you here to disparage everything we’ve spend decades building!”
Puffy tilted her head, kicking her crossed leg lazily. “Now why would I wish to join your petty, pathetic cult?” She smiled sharply, canines glinting. “A lioness amongst the rats doesn’t quite fit, now does it?”
The leaderess’s eyebrow twitched.
“No—” Puffy carelessly knocked her glass to the floor as she stood, shattering the expensive crystal and spilling the wine as she stood. “I came here because you have something of mine.”
The leaderess scoffed and turned away, waving her hand dismissively. “We’re done. Kill them.”
Minx was between the crowd and her sister in a second, Full form snarling and poised to lunge. Muscles lean and tense under thick fur, eyes paper-narrow slits at the thought of danger for her sister. The growl in the base of her chest was enough to make the advancing pause.
The leaderess whipped back around at the rush of magic. “Wh—”
“Should have done your research before you welcomed the wolves into the den of lambs,” Puffy laughed, hand clasped behind her back, stance open and unbothered, fully trusting Minx to protect her.
“Who-who are you?!?” the leaderess pulled one of her guards in front of her, her bravado melting.
“Us?” Puffy grinned. Minx snarled in the back of her throat, tail lashing like a whip, licking her chops.
“We’re the monsters under your bed.”
Minx lunged.
…
Puffy slipped through the halls as quickly as she could, Minx’s roars and snarls and the screams of her victims echoing in the halls.
A normal beast wouldn’t have stood a chance against that army.
A normal beast didn’t have four potions of varying degrees pumping through her blood and personalized training specifically for her hybrid.
Minx would be fine.
Puffy had to find Bad while she had a distraction working in her favor.
She wound her way farther and farther down, searching and reaching out for her brother’s magic with her own.
Her ears found him first—dim cries echoing off damp walls.
She chased them down, heart pounding in her throat. The cries sounded so weak—
On more staircase, two more doors to the left—
The door was locked, but Puffy didn't notice. She side-kicked the door open, lock snapping like dried twigs.
If Puffy had been anyone else, she would’ve passed out right there.
It was clearly a massive sacrificial chamber of sorts, with an altar to the Demon Mother herself. Red candles, flickering against terrifying paintings depicting gory scenes. The stone floor was bare, and stained with what Puffy knew was blood.
Bad was tied spread-eagled to the altar, stripped to his black cargo jeans. His chest was bare, and chalked with strange, black lines. His hair had been run through with the paint, and his left eye had a strange symbol drawn over the brow and the lid.
He was crying—soft, choky sobs that sounded like he had given up.
She darted forward, knife in her hand, unwilling to listen to those cries for another second. She sliced Bad loose with four fell swoops, the half-demon crying too hard to realize it was her.
“Get off me!” he shrieked, lunging away from her the first chance he got, but he too weak to go far. Puffy could smell the weakness potion on his breath, the tingly smell on his skin as well.
“Bad, Bad, Bad—” Puffy caught Bad’s face, trying to keep him from curling on himself so he could breathe.
Was touching him a bad idea?
Most definitely.
Bad shrieked, a demon wail for family and safety and make it stop, too out of it to realize his family was right there in front of him.
Puffy felt a few tears slide down her cheeks as she kept Bad from worming himself free from her grip. “Bad, look at me, please, open your eyes.”
Bad obeyed out of instinct of hearing a female, dark eyes blown wide with fear. He was shaking so hard his whole body appeared to vibrate in place.
“Hi sweetie,” Puffy thumbed his cheek, Bad trembling so badly she nearly stabbed him in the eye. “Blink for me.”
Bad blinked twice.
“That’s it! Can you blink four times?”
Bad hesitated, breath stuttering and wet, but he obeyed.
“You’re doing so good! How about six?” Puffy knew she was talking to Bad as if he was a baby, but she didn’t care.
Bad blinked the six times, chest heaving less and less as he came back to earth. Slowly, he calmed down enough to talk.
“You found me,” he rasped, awed almost as if he couldn’t believe it.
“Of course,” Puffy laughed a little bit, through it was damp. “Of course I found you.”
Bad lunged forward, wrapping his arms tightly around his sister, holding her as if he was afraid she would disappear.
Puffy muttered assurances to him, rocking him back and forth as he cried the rest of the panic from his system. She felt snot seep into her shirt, but she didn’t care. Bad could snot all over her and she wouldn’t give a flying—
“Ya’ll done?”
Minx was leaning against the door, blood splattered across her clothes, her face, and—everywhere. It looked as though she had tried to keep herself clean at first, but gave up halfway through.
Bad looked up at her voice, and his face crumbled a bit at the sight of all the blood.
“Don’t even think about it, demon,” Minx said, looking at her reflection in one of her knives, trying to wipe the blood of her face without smudging her eyeliner. “Those idiots didn’t have any souls. They’ve killed hundreds. I feel no remorse.”
“You got ‘em all?” Puffy asked, helping Bad to the edge of the altar so he could stand.
“Think so,” Minx used the same knife to pick at her teeth. “I mean, if I didn’t, it’s no loss. I got enough. Cut the head off the preverbal snake, if you will.”
Bad stood on wobbly legs, Puffy helping him all the while, while Minx continued.
“You were right about the men being prisoners,” she said, licking her teeth. “I found the dungeons three floors over. Found the control room to the doors too. Do you have any idea how much fun it is to click that many ‘open’ buttons at once?”
Bad actually giggled a little, knees knocking as the blood started flowing again. His face was pale, but Puffy could see his strength and resolve was coming back.
“Can you see if his stuff is anywhere around here?” Puffy asked, looking around. “He had an expensive knife set on him.”
Minx tossed a bag Puffy didn’t even notice she had been holding. “Already done. Found it in the control room tossed in a corner. For being a cult bent on worshipping demons, they didn’t recognize demonic steel when they had it.”
Quickly and deftly, moving with years of practice embedded into muscle memory, Bad strapped his arsenal to his body—under folds in his clothes and into cleverly hidden pockets. His movements were jerky at first, but grew steadier till by the time he was a walking armory again, his fingers weren’t shaking and his jaw was set.
“Let’s go,” he said as firmly as he could with a weakness potion still in his system.
The two sisters nodded, and they took to the shadows.
They left behind a village freed, people finally able to decide their own lives.
They knew their dad would be proud.
…
Phil had been waiting on the grassy knoll for roughly an hour when his requested guest finally decided to make an appearance.
“What is it, Angel?” the Demon Mother huffed in poorly-veiled annoyance. “You’re not the only one who has a large brood to raise.”
“Your cult,” Phil said, biting his words, cutting straight to the point. “Get rid of it.”
The Mother raised an eyebrow. “I see you’ve met the—”
“I don’t care what they’re called,” Phil snapped. “Get rid. Of. Them.”
The Demon Mother scoffed. “I don’t take orders from the likes of you.”
“You will.”
The Mother stiffened. Her magic sensed the strength in his words, and it unsettled her. As human as the Angel appeared—she kept forgetting what he could do.
(What he had already done.)
“Your followers nearly killed my son—the son you promised me in exchange for your peoples’ lives,” Phil said darkly, and the Demon felt the storm stir to life. “They breached our deal.”
“Our deal—”
“Promised me a child of yours, to be forever mine,” Phil interrupted, careless of the company he was keeping. “Your little cult nearly took him from me, which violates our deal. And when the other branches of the cult find out what my daughters have done in retaliation—”
The Demon rolled her eyes. “They will not cause you trouble.”
Phil’s gaze could’ve melted steel. “I will need more than your word.”
“Then what are you asking?”
“Destroy your cult. I want it gone. I don’t care who, I don’t care how—I want it gone so they can never hurt what is mine ever again.”
“You do not get to order—”
“Or I will wipe out the demon race as it exists.”
The Demon’s tail lashed viciously, and she inched closer. “You threaten my children?”
Phil didn’t flinch. “I threaten you. It is not my concern if your children are the ones that pay for your foolishness. I saved your race once. I can just as easily wipe it off the face of the earth.”
The Demon snarled, taking another step, claws digging into the soft dirt. “I think it’s time you were taught your place.”
Phil didn’t budge, eyes flickering with an unearthly light. “I think you’ve forgotten who you’re talking to.” Thunder rumbled, and light flickered over Phil’s wings.
The Demon hesitated.
“I still outrank you, Demon,” Phil said quietly. “Earthly as I may appear.”
The Mother had nothing to say.
“Destroy your cult however you see fit,” Phil said, turning away from her, wings fluttering behind him. He spared a look behind him.
“You’ve been warned.”
Notes:
For anyone wondering, yes, the men get back to the village safely. Oddly enough, their wives and daughters weren't too eager to be separated from their husbands, fathers, and brothers. Anyone who still had a rather nasty opinion was forced to keep it to themselves or be shunned.
Life returns to normal, and the underground bunker goes up in a beautiful, fiery explosion that would have made Wilbur proud.
This is the greatest, ik, but I can't look at it another day.
Yes, the Demon Mother dismantles her cult--though honestly there wasn't much left for her to do. With their leaderess' gone, the Vermillion crumbled to power and fear.
And, just a side note so ya'll don't get any ideas..
I don't hate men. I don't hate women. I don't hate anyone. You're beautiful no matter what.
Be safe, my darlings. <3
Chapter 37: Focus
Summary:
George won't accept his magic for what it is - until Phil helps him see it in a different light.
Chapter Text
“Focus, George,” Phil scolded lightly from the sidelines.
“I’m trying!” George snapped without meaning too. Punz came in low just as Ponk came in high.
George blocked Punz’s strike, but took Ponk’s right to his shoulder. He stumbled, and Punz recoiled and took his left knee out.
George went down hard, the breath knocked out of him.
“Done!” Phil called, sighing heavily. George heard the disappointment quite clearly in his dad’s voice and bit back bitter tears.
“George, mate—”
Phil’s hand was gentle on George’s shoulder, but George shrugged him off roughly and wiped his nose, getting to his feet by himself.
“George—”
“No, Dad,” George said quietly, trying not to cry. “Please don’t make fun of me.”
“I’m not going to make fun of you,” Phil said, coming around so he was in front of his boy. “I would never.”
“Sapnap does, Techno does, they all do—” George nearly died from embarrassment as tears clogged his throat. “I’m not strong like Techno, I can’t fly like Wilbur, I’m not fast like Dream—” Ashamed, he drew in a shaky breath and wiped his sleeve across his face. “They’re all so much better at this than me and they don’t even try, whereas I try so hard and never seem to get anywhere.”
He kept his gaze solidly on the ground, feeling his dad’s heavy gaze on the top of his head, ignoring the stares he knew his siblings were giving him.
“Have you ever thought about trying to use your magic?”
George looked up, startled.
His ‘magic’ was pathetic in his eyes. Illusions that he couldn’t hold for more than two seconds and ice magic that only affected himself.
“I thought we decided that it was useless—” George said quietly.
“You decided that it was useless,” Phil corrected gently. “And then refused to let me teach you.”
“Because it is useless,” George whispered.
“Because you won’t let me tell you how to use it.”
This time, George let Phil’s hands rest on his shoulders.
“Would you be surprised if a shovel couldn’t cut down a tree?”
George bit his lip and shook his head.
“Come on,” Phil said, pulling George away from the sparring grounds. “We’re gonna try something.”
…
“I don’t see how this is gonna work,” George said, the bow heavy in his hand.
“I do,” Phil said, adjusting the target. “Now shush and stop your complaining.”
George huffed but obeyed while his dad cursed out the target for not staying where it was supposed to for a solid five minutes.
“Now—” Phil said, walking back to George after successfully swearing in three different languages, one of which George was fairly sure was demon. “Shoot.”
George didn’t even have to look. The arrow hit its mark dead center.
“Now, close your eyes.”
“What? No! Then I can’t get see!”
Phil was not taking a no as an answer.
He turned George around with a firm twist of the shoulders and swiftly tied a strip of cloth around his eyes.
“Hey! Dad—!!”
George breathed in a quick gasp, being yanked back for half a second to the hot Nether, the blistering metal cage that had held him and Sapnap—the dark fabric that had cut off his most relied-upon sense was suddenly back, he was back there—
“George—”
George let out the breath, coming back to the present. One of Phil’s hands was still supporting the bow; the other was gently cupping his chin. His back was pressed firmly to Phil’s back, steadying him.
“Breathe, mate,” Phil said softly. “You’re right here, with me. Safe.”
George breathed, feeling himself come back to the present. Feeling himself be wrapped in security by the mere presence of his dad and reinforced by the feeling of Phil’s hands on his arm and chin.
“Sorry,” he said in a small voice.
“You’re alright,” Phil reassured, adjusting George’s grip on the bow. “I’m right here. Now I want you to focus on your magic. It’s a part of you, but at the same time not.”
“Sounds stupid,” George muttered, trying to hide the fact he had almost broke down in a panic attack over a dumb piece of cloth.
“I know, but just trust me,” Phil said. “Your magic wants to protect you, help you. You just have to ask.”
“How do I ask myself to protect myself?” George asked.
“You’ll have to figure that one out yourself, mate,” Phil said. “Now look inside for your magic.”
George wanted to roll his eyes, but did as he was told. It felt dumb, reaching for the very thing he had only ever seen as a disappointment and failure and hold-back.
The tingly feeling that tickled his wrists every time he did illusions began to grow, this time from his chest.
“There we go—” Phil’s voice was a bit hazy. “Now focus that magic to the arrow. Send the energy outwards.”
George tried. It was like herding a very cold, very erratic, barely-there butterfly.
He imagined the cold that had wrapped around his heart so many years ago moving to encase the arrow in its icy grasp.
He let the arrow go.
He heard the arrow thunk in the target, almost immediately followed by another noise. Like glass crashing down on a ceramic floor.
The blindfold was tugged off and George blinked at the light.
“You wanted to know why you couldn’t get anywhere,” Phil said quietly. “Because you won’t accept what you can do.”
George’s jaw dropped.
The target was frozen through solid in a block of thick ice.
So cold it wasn’t even melting in the hot sun—so powerful George’s magic was still fritzing along the crystalline surface.
“You are just as strong as your brothers and sisters, George,” Phil said kindly. “If only you would accept the way you are strong.”
George swallowed hard.
The icy grasp around his heart wasn’t as cold anymore.
Chapter 38: No More Nightmares, Please...
Summary:
George has some nightmares.
Chapter Text
A dark hallway, steps echoing off the marble floors.
Blood slicking the fine finish, rusty and cloying.
Hard to breathe, hard to see, hard to think—
An arm tight around his chest, a booming voice, black wings like night. A pain in his head, and the Nether air bitter in his nose.
An attack, piglins, separation.
Cold.
George’s eyes shot open and his entire body went rigid. He gasped in silently, sweat prickling over his body.
Something shifted on his right, and suddenly he was painfully aware of where he was.
Crushed between Dream and Sapnap, the two curled around him protectively, almost possessively. He hissed out a slow breath as the memory of the nightmare faded and he wanted to cry.
That memory kept coming back, kept nagging at the back of his mind when he tried to sleep. He panted, trying to get enough breath.
To his horror, Dream stirred. The older boy slept so light—he once woke up because it had started to snow.
“Georgie?”
The weight on George’s left side shifted and George felt incredibly guilty.
“Hey—”
Curse his brothers and their insistent ability to know when something was wrong.
“Nothing,” George choked out, trying to turn toward Sapnap. The blaze slept like the dead, and rarely, if ever, woke up unless jostled violently.
“George—”
George squeezed his eyes shut, but didn’t bother stopping Dream as he turned him over. Instead of making him talk to him about it, like George expected, Dream merely tucked him under his chin and reached over, pulling Sapnap closer so George was securely sandwiched. The blanket was fixed and Dream even turned George’s pillow over so he got the cool side.
“It’s okay, Georgie,” Dream whispered sleepily, hand slowly petting George’s curls. “You’re safe—we got you. We got you.”
Sapnap’s arm closed around George’s waist, tight and reassuring, and buried his face in George’s shoulders, breath tickling George’s neck in a way that was oddly comforting.
George breathed out, and Dream started to hum a soft lullaby—a sea shanty Puffy taught him, probably.
Sapnap murmured and George felt the tension bleed out of him as the combined weight and body heat lulled him back to sleep.
Away from the nightmares.
Away from the twisted memories.
Away.
Chapter 39: We Face This Together
Summary:
Minx has a nightmare.
Notes:
Requested by RavenclawReader.
*slight mention of 'that' content
*slight mention of suicidal thoughts
Chapter Text
Minx’s eyes shot open so fast she saw white spots splotch across her vision.
She inhaled sharply, but there was no noise. No indication that she had ever even woken outside the pattern of her breathing.
Not like anyone else was awake to hear it. Her sisters were still deeply asleep.
She screwed her eyes back shut till she saw spots again, and tried to make the memory of the nightmare fade away.
Unfortunately, the more you think about something, the more it remained.
Swearing under her breath, she kicked her duvet off and slipped out of her bed, the cold floor bringing her back to reality a bit.
She just needed to water.
Just needed to remind herself that she could move on her own, that nothing was holding her down and taking.
Always taking—
Minx growled at the train of thought and forced herself to think of something else.
Phil had promised tomorrow he was going to start letting Ant and her fight out in hybrid form. Minx had never fought another cat—and Ant was just as big as her, if not a bit bigger.
It’d be interesting.
She slipped into the kitchen and turned the faucet on, filling a glass all the way, letting the lukewarm tap water pool under her tongue and sit in her mouth for a moment before swallowing.
She forced herself to drink the whole glass that way, knowing she’d need water after sweating that much during her nightmare.
“What you doing up?”
Minx jumped and threw the now-empty glass as hard as she could.
Schlatt caught it before it exploded on his face.
He held the glass up by the edge of the rim, looking at it with a raised eyebrow before looking at her with the same face.
Minx sneered. “That’s what you get for sneaking up on me.”
“I wasn’t sneaking up on you.”
“What’re you doing here then?”
“I live here.”
“I mean at this time of night?”
“Could say the same to you, Kitty Cat.”
Minx visibly flinched.
Schlatt saw. “What was that for?”
“Don’t call me that.”
“Why?”
“Just—!” Minx pressed her fingertips to her temples, bowing her head to fight the tears.
Still?? It’s been years—!!
“You okay?”
Schlatt’s hand brushed her arm. It was meant to be comforting, but all Minx felt was him.
She lurched away, crashing into the counter. The edge rammed into her hips and lower spine and she braced herself with a gasp at the pain.
She heard Schlatt take several steps back, saw him raise his hands, palms open, in surrender.
“You gonna be okay there? Do I need to go get Mumza or Dad?” Schlatt turned as if to head upstairs.
“No!” Minx almost shouted, only remembering at the last second to whisper. “Please—don’t—”
She couldn’t bear to know she had caused Phil and Kristin to lose precious, rare sleep over her. Just because a nightmare and her brother had caused a stupid flashback that shouldn’t even be happening anymore.
A beat, where all she heard was her own ragged breathing and pounding heart.
“Let’s go sit outside.”
“Huh?” she looked up, surprised to see Schlatt still standing there.
“Outside. You know, ‘fresh air and trees and bugs and dirt’?”
“Yeah, I know what the outside is,” she rolled her eyes. “But why?”
He shrugged. “It usually helps with my flashbacks.”
Minx had forgotten that Schlatt had his own past, his own pain that came back to haunt him in the middle of the night. His own wounds that a stray word or careless comment could rip open.
“C’mon.” he nodded towards the back door.
Minx followed him, not sure what this was supposed to do.
Schlatt flopped down on the stairs as if he had done this a million times before.
He probably had.
Minx sat next to him and let herself breathe.
The open air helped.
It smelled free and open, of fresh grass and the lilac bush Kristin had planted a few years ago. Of turning leaves, and if she focused, she could smell the raspberry bush next to the barn. She could smell Schlatt’s soap—the piney, lavendery stuff most of her brothers used—plus the aftershave he used to shape his stupid sideburns.
“Want to talk about it?”
The question started her.
Minx huffed.
“My worst is a nightmare about the last guy I killed before Soot came along,” Schlatt said, unprompted. He played with one of the lilac flowers, surprisingly gentle for one with such big hands. “I gored the guy with my horns. Kicked his stomach with my hooves—I felt his diagram tear. That’s what killed him, not the bleeding out.”
Minx stared.
He sighed. It wasn’t shaky or scared, but resigned and heavy. As if he’d accepted this a hundred times already, and was no longer bothered.
The pain in his eyes told another story.
“I knew the guy too,” he said, picking at the petals. “He was my neighbor for a month in the cells. Mean. Nasty. Made jokes he shouldn’t about women and had a thing for kids. I don’t regret killing him.”
Minx swallowed.
“But that’s the thing, isn’t it?” Schlatt chuckled, but it was dry. His hand movements weren’t so gentle anymore. “I killed someone. Brutally. And I don’t care.”
The flower smooshed in his hands, petal paste smearing on his fingers.
“What does that make me?” he asked, very small. For a second, he wasn’t Minx’s older, stupid, annoying brother. He was a little boy, lost and sad.
Minx shrugged, not sure what she was supposed to say to another’s trauma. Her own was hard enough to deal with. “Does it matter? It wasn’t your choice.”
Schlatt heaved out a breath. “I know. Phil told me that too. He told me I’m not a monster. Because I care about not caring, I really do care and I’m not some stone-hearted monster.”
“You’re not a monster—”
“But I can be.” Schlatt interrupted harshly. “If anyone tries to hurt Phil, or Mumza, or you guys—” the flower disintegrated in his palms. “I can very easily be the monster the Pit tried to make me be.”
Minx huffed. “That doesn’t make you a monster, dingus. That makes you protective.”
Schlatt rolled his eyes and brushed the flower bits off his hands. “If you say so. Your turn.”
“What?”
“I talked about my feelings, now you talk about yours.”
Minx balked.
Schlatt sighed. “It gets easier the more you talk about it. Buries it better. Makes it harder to hurt you. Takes the power away from it and makes it your own.”
“How do you know?”
“I’ve had this exact same conversation with just about everyone in this house,” Schlatt deadpanned. “It doesn’t quite hurt so much anymore.”
Minx grumped. “Fine.”
Schlatt leaned back on his elbows, staring off into space.
Waiting.
Minx swallowed hard and decided to take Schlatt’s advice. Couldn’t hurt, right?
“I worked in a brothel,” she started tentatively, the words a bit heavy on her tongue. “Well, my bio-mom did, and she died because of some idiot. I needed to pay rent, and didn’t know anything else, so I kinda picked up where she left off.”
Schlatt nodded, letting her know he was paying attention.
“I never did that that, just a bunch of other stuff I’m not proud of.” The words came easier now. “Sometimes the clients got a bit rough, and that’s where my nightmares come from.”
She squeezed her eyes shut, but forced herself to keep speaking.
“There was this one guy—I’d thought for sure I’d lose myself. He was three times my size—I don’t know what I was thinking, letting him rent me and a room—and, and, and—”
She hadn’t even realized she started crying. She pressed her hands to her face, feeling the tears pool in her palms.
Schlatt didn’t say anything.
“I screamed. He tried to choke me out, get me to shut up, but the girl next door heard. She saved me, and gave up a pretty hefty-paying client too,” Minx forced the words out. She had made it this far, she could keep going. “My boss kicked her out the next day for that. I haven’t seen her since.”
“The guy?” Schlatt asked. Not pressing, not prying. Just curious.
“Kicked out too for trying to take more than what he paid for,” Minx sighed. “He came back in a week and asked for me, but I made myself scarce.”
“But he still comes back in your head.” Schlatt didn’t ask the question, he made a statement.
Minx nodded. “I don’t get saved in my nightmares. I don’t get to keep that one last bit of dignity. I-I think if-f that had act-tually happened—” she took a shuddering breath. “I-I think I would’ve ended it that night.”
She let it drop there, unwilling to share anymore. She wasn’t in that place anymore, mentally or physically, and she would never dream of leaving this life Phil and Kristin had given her. To end it now, when she finally had everything in some semblance of ‘perfect’—a family that loved her and a solid home life with plenty of food and clothes and roof and a bed—she would never.
But it still hurt to think about—knowing she had been that close, that she had been brought that close.
Schlatt didn’t say anything as she cried a bit, trying to haul herself together. It was several minutes later before anyone spoke again.
“You know I won’t let that happen, right?” Schlatt was quiet, calm.
“Yeah,” Minx laughed a bit. “But you can’t save me from my own head.”
“I can try.”
Minx bit her lip.
“I know it hurts inside,” Schlatt said. “I couldn’t imagine knowing how much it must be twisted up, having to relive your worst hours again and again.”
Minx made a small sound in between a whimper and a hiccup.
“But we’ll keep you safe. I’ll keep you safe.”
Minx looked up at his tone, the possessiveness protectiveness layered there.
Schlatt was looking at her, but not the way the men in brothel always had. As if she was a piece of meat, or a toy to be played with.
Schlatt was looking at her as if she meant something to him, as if she was made of diamonds or put the stars in the skies with her bare hands.
“You know that right?”
Minx nodded, and swallowed the mouthful of tears.
Schlatt nodded too and waited till she had pulled herself together before asking. “He called you ‘Kitty,’ didn’t he?”
Minx shook her head. “Another client. Regular. He always asked for me. He paid well, so I put up with him. He called me ‘kitten.’ He couldn’t have known about my hybrid, but it was just another way for them to destroy me.”
Schlatt nodded. “Fair enough. No more cat jokes.”
Minx smiled very small. She tentatively leaned over and let her head lay on Schlatt’s shoulder. He didn’t move away, or try to push her off.
He let her lay there till she calmed down and her breathing and heartbeat eased. It had to have taken close to half an hour, but he didn’t try to rush her, or tease her about being a slowpoke.
“Hey, Schlatt?” she asked, almost half an hour later.
“Yeah?”
“If there’s ever a someone that I might like—and they like me back—”
“I’ll be right there to make sure they know who they’re messing with,” Schlatt said firmly. “Nobody gets to date you without my express permission. Or Phil’s. Or Mumza’s. Or Puffy’s. Or Techno’s. Or Dream’s. Or Wilb—”
“I get it, I get it,” Minx laughed, suddenly feeling very safe and loved. “I don’t get a choice and have to enter an arranged marriage.”
“Of my choosing,” Schlatt grinned, showing exactly where Tubbo had gotten his gremlin-smile training from.
Minx rolled her eyes and let them close, feeling very heavy and sleepy.
“Wanna go to bed?” he asked.
Minx nodded.
She tried to stand, but Schlatt got to his feet faster and swooped her up in a bridal carry.
“Hey!” she hissed, instinctively wrapping her arms around his neck.
“Shush,” he said. “You try and walk now you’ll faceplant on the stairs and wake everyone up. And I’m not dealing with a grumpy Wilbur.”
She snorted. “I’d be more worried about Puffy.”
“She don’t scare me.”
“She should.”
Schlatt scoffed.
He slipped into the house, surprisingly silent for such a big guy with an armload of sister, and made up the stairs.
Minx tensed as he paused at the girls’ room door.
“What?” he whispered very carefully, as their parents’ room was right there.
“I-I want—” Minx swallowed, embarrassed.
“Sometime tonight, preferably.”
“CanIsleepwithyou?” she rushed through really fast, under her breath, almost hoping he hadn’t heard.
She forgot that Schlatt was a hybrid.
She felt him shrug. “Yeah. I don’t care. Tubbo and Connor do it all the time.”
He turned around and headed back to the room he shared with Eret, Ponk, Punz, and Purpled.
Schlatt set her down on the edge of the bed and let her maneuver herself in, something she greatly appreciated having the option to do. He shooed her over when she apparently didn’t leave enough room for her and joined her, floofing the blanket over the both of them before lying flat on his back and folding one arm behind his head. He yawned so hard his jaw cracked and hummed.
“Gnight, Annoyance.”
Minx, curled up on her side with a pillow hugged to her chest, rolled her eyes. “Gnight, Dingbat.”
Schlatt made a sound that could’ve been amusement, but he was already half asleep.
Minx was soon to follow.
This time, when the nightmares came, she woke with someone nearby to comfort her.
She fell asleep for the third time that night with Schlatt’s arm in her sweaty grasp, clinging to it as if her world depended on it.
Finally, finally, she was allowed some rest.
Chapter 40: Worry Ahead
Summary:
Kristen has a visitor.
Chapter Text
Kristin wiped the table, sighing tiredly.
Phil was out, visiting someone or another. The kids were asleep, having been tucked away hours ago. Kristin couldn’t sleep without her husband, and was finding things to clean to keep her hands busy.
Her mind, however, was finding more than enough thing to worry about all on its own.
“So this is what you’ve been reduced to.”
Kristin set the rag down, a coil of fury she had forgotten existed burning in her chest. A presence drifted into the room, made of dread and fear and hate.
“Death.”
“Kristin.”
“How is Philza dearest?” A soft hand, delicate and slender, tracing the marks on the table.
“I fail to see how anything to having to do my husband is any of your concern,” Kristin said, swiping a loose hair behind her ear as Death decided to grace her with a physical presence.
She was as beautiful as ever—in a cold, distant way. Skin pale as the richest milk, with hair long and luscious to her waist in a way Kristin could never hope to achieve.
“Just as salty as ever,” Death rolled her eyes, practically sneering at the worn appearance of Kristin’s kitchen. “How Philza puts up with you is beyond me.”
“Many things are,” Kristin remarked snidely, putting the rag back in the sink and opening the cupboard to get a bowl.
She ignored Death, stepping around her to get to the fridge. Wanting something to do with her hands, she began to peel the eggs she had boiled earlier so the kids could have something extra for breakfast. Fundy likes eggs, but Hannah hated them. Tommy and Quackity too. Maybe she should make some muffins for them, and Bad could happy then as well.
“You make a charming housewife,” Death said sarcastically, interrupting Kristin’s breakfast plans.
Kristin hummed, trying to figure out if she had enough eggs left to make French toast. Did Alyssa like powdered sugar or cinnamon on hers? Or was that Skeppy? Which one of them liked sprinkles?
“Are you just going to ignore me?”
Kristin barely suppressed the eye-roll. “Unless you’re going to help feed thirty-some kids, I’d suggest you find someone else to annoy.”
Death tsked, admiring her nails. “Such a charming hostess.”
“I don’t remember inviting you into my home.”
“I’m Death. I don’t need an invitation.”
A trickle of fear began to worm down Kristin’s spine, coiling around her lungs and burrowing into her heart.
She set the current egg down and braced herself on the table. “You touch so much as a hair on their heads—”
“You’ll do what?” Death said loftily.
Kristin turned, facing her with iron in her eyes. “I will watch as Phil tears you apart from the seams.”
Death blanched slightly, then her eyes narrowed and she sneered. “Pathetic. Can’t even protect your own children.”
“Enough.”
Death and Kristin both froze at the voice.
Fate was sitting cross-legged on the counter, a bored expression on her face. She looked as though she’d been interrupted from something important, and wasn’t too happy about it.
“Having nothing better to do, Death?” Fate said snidely. “I don’t know, reaping souls and escorting them to the Afterlife and the One? You know, that super important job you were gifted so people weren’t stuck on their Bridges?”
Death glowered, but hung her head.
Kristin inclined her head in Fate’s direction respectfully. “M’lady.”
Fate smiled gently. “Kristin. How are the children?”
“Rambunctious as ever. They’re asleep right now.” Kristin went back to peeling eggs to hide the shaking in her hands.
Fate nodded, then sent a glare to Death. “Leave. You have work to do.”
Death’s jaw clenched. “You don’t have the right to—”
“I have every right,” Fate snapped, and Kristin’s heart leapt to her mouth. Fate’s eyes burned, and magic rippled through the room. “Or have you forgotten your place?”
Death took a step back, her physical form wavering in fear to show the monster beneath.
Fate tipped her head to the side. “I believe I told you to do something.”
Death gave one last glare in Kristin’s direction, then she was gone.
Kristin’s anxiety spiked at not knowing where the Ancient was. “She’ll leave the children?”
“You have nothing to worry about,” Fate sighed, playing with her hair. “Prophecy and Destiny have grown quite attached to your babies. They have many plans set in place.”
Kristin was in no way a fan of Prophecy and Destiny—the twins that held her children’s futures in their hands—but she didn’t say anything.
“Forgive me for worrying, M’lady,” Kristin said, finishing with the eggs and dumping the shells in the bin.
Fate smiled easily. “It is a mother’s job, after all.”
Kristin heaved a breath. “You won’t tell me anything?” she said quietly, hoping behind hope.
“My darling, the future is not set in stone,” Fate said kindly. “It could change at any moment, with any decision. Me and my sisters make plans, but we do not control what is to come.”
“But you know,” Kristin said, trying to hide the accusatory tone. “You see everything that could possibly happen.”
Fate’s face grew sad, and suddenly she appeared as ancient as she truly was. “I see the future, true, but be glad I am the only one. If you knew the horrors that could happen, you would kill your children yourself to ensure they never saw it.”
Kristin’s heart swooped, and a bitter taste filled her mouth.
Fate offered her a bright smile. “Have hope, magess. You have raised your children beautifully. They may see this through yet.”
Kristin gave her an exhausted look. “That is what I’m afraid of, M’lady. There is no future where they are happy.”
Fate smiled wider, more mischievous. “You’d be surprised, magess, what the future may hold.”
Between one breath and the next, she was gone.
Kristin cried that night, on her kitchen floor, wishing for all the world her children didn’t have to grow up, didn’t have to face what she knew was coming.
Notes:
;]
Chapter 41: Visiting Hours
Summary:
Sam is taken to visit someone mysterious. But why does the stranger seem to know him and Foolish?
Chapter Text
“What’re we doing?” Sam pretended not to be worried. Foolish slept in his arms, chin on Sam’s shoulder and snoring softly. Phil’s hand was steady on his shoulder, firm and secure.
It also held him in place as they marched through the desert at two in the morning.
“We’re visiting a friend of mine,” Phil said cryptically. “You don’t need to be concerned.”
Sam was concerned, but he kept quiet. Foolish stirred a bit, burrowing his face into Sam’s neck. Sam rubbed his back absentmindedly, watching the terrain change. The mesas rose out of the ground, giant lumbering land masses sloping through the night, casting shadows in ominous shapes.
Phil led the way confidently, not straying from the path only he could seemingly see.
“Been a long time.”
The voice sent chills down Sam’s spine and he held deathly still as Phil stopped.
“Could be an eternity and still not be long enough,” Phil laughed, turning to his left. Sam peered around him. At first, he couldn’t see anything.
Then he saw him.
He blinked, looking up.
Phil chuckled. “You may want a more approachable form. You’ll scare the kids.”
The figure shifted, and the shadows melted around to reveal a smiling, hunched over man with grey hair and laugh wrinkles in soft green robes. His eyes twinkled, and Sam got the feeling there was so much more to this person than his own eyes could see.
Phil gently pulled Sam out from behind him as the old man meandered forward.
“So, you found the child?” the man said, reaching out to cup Sam’s jaw.
“By chance,” Phil said, thumb caressing Sam’s shoulder. “It’s a long story.”
“And this other little one?” the man craned his neck to look at Foolish’s face.
“You already know,” Phil smiled.
The old man looked up, eyes wide with shock, and he looked back at Foolish as if he was the world’s greatest treasure.
“May I—?” he asked, voice trembling, holding out his arms.
Sam hesitated, making a small noise in the back of his throat, and looked up at Phil for permission.
Phil smiled encouragingly. “It’s okay, mate. Old Nook here isn’t gonna hurt him.”
Sam gave the Nook guy a look, but let him take his little brother.
Foolish didn’t stir, but curled up into the new embrace and yawned.
Nook looked close to tears. “Aren’t you just precious—” he cooed, brushing Foolish’s hair off his face and thumbing his cheek. He looked back up at Phil, a few tears trickling down his face. “He’s the spittin’ image, Phil. The spittin’ image of ‘er.”
Phil smiled softly. “I know. Has her laugh too.”
Nook’s lip wobbled and he went back to admiring the little bundle in his arms. “You’re gonna be so important,” he whispered, and Sam got the feeling he shouldn’t be hearing this. It was too personal, too private. “Fran would be so proud of you,” Nook continued, and he wiped his face with his free hand. “She would be so proud.”
Phil held out his arms, and Nook gave him the child back, though he sniffled loudly and watched Foolish go with the most forlorn look Sam had ever seen on an adult.
Foolish actually stirred this time, opening his eyes just long enough to recognize Phil, smile drowsily, and go right back to sleep.
“And what of you?”
Sam jumped as Nook put his hands on his shoulders. The man’s face was too close—Sam could see very wrinkle and line that told a story.
“It’s okay,” Nook said, cupping Sam’s jaw again, holding his head in place with a gentle but firm touch. “I won’t hurt you.”
Sam didn’t believe him, but Phil’s hand on his back was reassuring. “Easy, mate. Nook’s waited a long time to meet you.”
Sam didn’t care. He didn’t like people touching his face.
He gave Nook two more seconds before moving his head away. Nook let him go, and Phil pulled Sam to lean against him. His hand held the back of Sam’s head, fingers playing with the hair curled around Sam’s ears and soothing Sam’s anxiety.
He wanted to go home, go to bed. He was tired.
“His mother?”
Sam squeezed his eyes shut and turned his face into Phil’s shirt, inhaling the smell of Kristin’s homemade soap and Phil’s piney, grassy scent that smelled like home.
“Gone,” Phil said quietly, respectfully. “Sam never met her.”
Sam heard a soft sigh. “Pity really. She was a good woman.”
Sam peeked out from Phil’s coat, wondering what that meant.
Nook saw and smiled sadly. “Not ah, young one. No secrets for you tonight.”
Sam blinked. Now what did that mean?
“So what do you think? Will he do?” Phil asked, guiding Sam’s head to lie back on his shoulder.
Nook nodded. “He holds my magic well. I still got it.”
“And Foolish?”
“Later. Not now.” Nook let a finger caress Foolish’s cheek. “He’s still a baby. His magic is too new to this world.”
Phil chuckled. “His magic is millennia old, Nook.”
Nook gave him a look. “You know what I mean.”
Sam didn’t, and he wanted to. He grumbled, but Nook on laughed at him. “You might want to get them home. This one’s a bit grumpy.”
Phil lightly tugged at Sam’s hair, sighing fondly. “This one was supposed to be in bed two hours ago.”
“Daaad—” Sam pushed against Phil, whining. “I’m not a baby.”
Phil pulled him right back, pressing his cheek to the top of Sam’s head. “You’ll never stop being my baby.”
Sam huffed, feeling drowsy as the minutes dragged on.
“I’ll let you go,” Nook said, and he sounded mournful. “Go home. Go to your family.”
Phil sounded just as sad, Sam yawning widely and nuzzling against him. “Your rest will come soon, Old One. Soon, I promise.”
Nook could only smile, though he looked as though he carried the weight of the world. “I’ve waited a long time for my end. But now that it’s so close—” Sam wrinkled his nose at the hand on his cheek. “I think I’ll miss it here.”
“You’ve earned your rest,” Phil said kindly, and Sam’s eyes drifted closed.
Nook nodded, as if trying to convince himself, and took his hand back. “Do you want a ride home?”
Phil relaxed a bit against Sam. “That would be greatly appreciated.”
“Till next time.”
Sam squeezed his eyes as the wind picked up, and the ground shifted beneath his feet.
He didn’t bother opening his eyes as Phil guided him into a bed. He curled up, opening his arms long enough for Phil to tuck Foolish against his chest. He wrapped his arms around his little brother and murmured appreciatively as Phil pulled the blanket up.
“G’night, mate.” A kiss was pressed to his forehead, then Foolish’s. “I love you.”
Sam was awake long enough to hear the footsteps fade and the door close, before he slipped into sleep’s welcoming cloak.
Notes:
do i have any regrets to being this evil?
no.
no i do not.
Chapter 42: Cuddling with an Ender
Summary:
Ranboo can't sleep.
Notes:
*me looking at request for Tubbo angst from BlueJays*
*looks at halfway-done draft for Tubbo fluff*
wEllpP...
I'm kidding, I'm kidding...I'll get there!
Anyway...I got a nice big update for all y'all so sit back and enjoy!
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Chapter Text
Tubbo didn’t like not being able to sleep.
He had gone too many nights on the run with Tommy, too cold or too uncomfortable to sleep. Stomach pinched with hunger, and throat sandpaper-dry in such a way he just couldn’t sleep.
He wasn’t hungry now, and not really thirsty. The bed was soft and warm, and Tommy was with him.
All should have been right with the world.
It was in Tommy’s world, at least.
Tubbo laid on his side, Tommy’s face nuzzled into his neck. The older avian’s breath fanned easily across his collarbone, and his fluffy hair tickled Tubbo’s nose a little bit. Tommy’s usually tight grip was lax, arm just resting on Tubbo’s side.
Tommy finally, even though it had been almost two years since Phil had rescued them, felt safe enough to fully, deeply sleep.
Tubbo absentmindedly patted Tommy’s head, playing with the fluffy golden curls, annoyance setting in.
He was not going to sleep tonight. Might have had something to do with sleeping a solid nineteen hours the day before.
Meh.
Grumbling, he extricated himself from Tommy’s long limbs, careful not to wake him up. Maybe if he got some water or something to snack on, he’d get sleepy.
The house was cold, and he immediately regretted his decision to get out of the warm covers as now he was wide, wide awake.
He grew even more awake at what was in the hallway.
Ranboo was wandering in a circle in the smack middle of the hall, making small, sad warbles. His long arms were folded up to his chest, and he was hunched over, as if in pain.
“Ranboo?” Tubbo was used to Ranboo’s strange quirks at this point—everyone was.
Ranboo was ‘bipolar,’ or whatever Phil had said. And not just in moods, but in magic as well. Ranboo was a dual hybrid, human body struggling to maintain a born Ender and a manifested ghast.
The ghast third was becoming more and more dormant over the years, Ranboo’s Ender blood proving superior.
There was only one issue with that.
Ranboo’s Ender blood was clingy.
Ranboo’s Ender blood absolutely, wholeheartedly adored a certain someone named ‘Tubbo.’
Ranboo, eyes all whited out with a purple glow, perked up at the sound of Tubbo’s voice.
A low warble, sounding more like a question that anything else, made its way out of his throat. The lanky teen slowly but surely began to walk (‘stumble around like a newborn foal’ was more accurate) towards Tubbo, hands outstretched towards him.
That’s when Tubbo noticed that Ranboo had shifted to an actual Half form, something nobody thought the teen’s messed-up magic could do. Sure, Ranboo had split skin and hair color, but that didn’t classify as a Half from.
He sure had a Half from now.
Delicate horns, one black and one white, lanced from just behind his ears—speaking of ears, they were now floppy and long, almost like goat ears but black and white. His fingers had lost their human qualities, becoming almost talon-like and elongated with little claws at the tips.
Tubbo couldn’t resist the cringe as those talons landed on his shoulders.
Ranboo had gotten taller too, if that was at all possible. On a normal day, he was and even 6’ 6” in his messed up Half form. Now, he had to be pushing seven foot. His jaw had sharpened, and Tubbo could just barely see little fangs protruding from where Ranboo’s incisors were.
Ranboo tilted his head, spindly fingers gently tapping Tubbo’s face.
“You doing okay, Boo?” Tubbo asked, gingerly grabbing Ranboo’s wrist. The Ender’s pulse was normal, slower even.
So Ranboo wasn’t in any distress.
Ranboo churred, and that’s when Tubbo noticed the tail.
Mostly because it was winding around his waist.
“Hey man—” Tubbo chuckled nervously. “D’you mind?”
Ranboo did not, in fact, seem to mind. The tail was long and thin, almost like thick wire with a little fuzzy white thing at the end.
Under normal circumstances, Tubbo would be laughing at Ranboo, poking fun at him for having a tail and cute little floppy ears.
He didn’t dare with Ranboo’s new limb now wrapped around his oxygen-supply.
Ranboo made another noise, suddenly pulling Tubbo to him. Tubbo stumbled forward with a little yelp, Ranboo catching him and picking him clear up off the ground the way a toddler would pick up a cat.
“Boo?”
Ranboo churred and began his halting walk back to his room that he shared with Tommy, Jack, Charlie, and Tubbo.
Ranboo flopped Tubbo down in his bed, made extra-long by Phil for his lanky limbs, crawling in after him.
“Ranboo—”
Ranboo was not listening in any way, tail winding tighter around Tubbo’s chest and now around Tubbo’s arms.
Tubbo gave up, laying back and letting Ranboo adjust him to his little Endery heart’s desire. Finally, after Ranboo had taken more than enough time to make sure Tubbo was comfortable, Ranboo settled down.
His head plunked down on Tubbo’s chest, arms tight around Tubbo as if to make double-sure Tubbo couldn’t escape.
Not that Tubbo would be able to worm himself out of Ranboo’s tail that seemed intent on making sure Tubbo couldn’t twitch.
At least Ranboo had made sure Tubbo was under the blanket.
Tubbo groaned as he felt Ranboo’s breathing ease.
He still wasn’t sleepy.
Twenty minutes passed, then an hour.
Ranboo started purring around an hour and a half, and that’s when Tubbo noticed the change.
Ranboo was shifting back.
First the horns and ears, then the claws softened back to Ranboo’s freakishly long fingers. Ranboo shrunk a few inches, his spine crackling in a way that made Tubbo’s skin crawl. The tail was last, slowly uncoiling until Tubbo was ‘free.’
He still had roughly a hundred and eighty pounds sitting almost directly on top of him.
Ranboo actually woke up once he shifted back to human form, and Tubbo felt Ranboo tighten his hold on him with stiff fingers.
His heartbeat picked up, and Ranboo slowly began to pull his limbs up, trying to curl up in a ball.
He didn’t seem to realize he had a whole Tubbo in his bed, hindering his efforts.
“Boo?”
Ranboo jolted as if touched with a live wire, head snapping up to look at Tubbo.
And he looked so scared, so distraught and confused—Tubbo’s heart panged.
They were supposed to be safe in this house, with Phil and Kristin and all the older kids—there shouldn't be fear here.
“Hey, man—”
Ranboo shuddered as Tubbo worked an arm free to poke at his face.
“You doin’ okay? You were wandering around the hall all glowy and crap.”
Ranboo didn’t seem capable of speech yet, eyes fluctuating randomly on nothing and everything at once. He sat up, and Tubbo wheezed as the weight lifted off him.
Ranboo made a distressed noise, hands fussing with the blanket. Tubbo sat up, sitting cross-legged while he watched Ranboo almost start crying over bedding.
It took much longer than it should have for Tubbo to figure out what Ranboo wanted.
A nest.
The silly stupid goofball Ender wanted a flippin’ nest.
Tubbo huffed good-naturedly and gently pushed Ranboo off the bed. “Let me do it. Enders don’t know how to make nests.”
Tubbo didn’t know either, but his hybrid allowed for some basic instincts.
He stole some blankets from his brothers’ beds and made a fluffy little cave almost, all shored up with pillows and filled with various stuffed animals.
Ranboo, in no way, shape, or form present in his own head yet, watched with wide, pupil-blown eyes, blinking languidly every now and then.
“There we go,” Tubbo said quietly, flinging one more blanket over the top. “Think this will work?”
Ranboo approached warily, still wavering on his feet, and tapped (‘pawed,’ really) at the nest. Slowly, Tubbo heard the same, rumbling purr coming back.
Ranboo, sounding like world’s most content cat, snuggled into the den. It kinda creeped Tubbo out, peering into the nest to only see one red and one green eye glowing back.
“Good?” Tubbo asked, kinda wanting to go to bed now. His wings were kind of sore from just hanging down off his back (he still couldn’t bring himself to fold his wings in dark, confined spaces, even if it was just a blanket on his bed or their dark bedroom) and his eyes were growing heavy.
The green eye blinked and a hand shot out of the den and Tubbo nearly shrieked as he was yanked down.
Ranboo wasted no time wrapping his lanky limbs around Tubbo, tangling their legs together and pinning Tubbo’s arms to his chest.
“Ranboooo—” Tubbo whined, finding himself completely unable to move again. “Whyyyyy?”
Ranboo pretended (and Tubbo was starting to think Ranboo wasn’t as loopy as he was playing off to be) not to hear, making a small chirping sound and snuggling the both of deeper into the nest.
Cocooned in the little cave, Ranboo’s heartbeat slowing back to normal, Tubbo found himself getting sleepy.
Ranboo was purring again, much quieter, but it was still there.
It was comforting, really. And Ranboo wasn’t sad anymore. He just wanted a nest, somewhere safe and warm to share with someone.
Tubbo felt himself drifting off, and before he knew it, he was deeply asleep.
Notes:
Awwwwww beeduo!!
ranboo's okay. i promise
Have a good day my darrrrrllinnnggsss!!!
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Chapter 43: Nothing Good Happens After Midnight
Summary:
George meets someone...
Or does he?
Notes:
*looking at all the comments*
*sweats nervously in 'i don't have time for all of you yet' *
I'll get to all of you!! Sometime...
You guys really have no idea how wonderful the comments and kudos are. To me, this is garbage, but to see all of you smiling and happy and making guesses (which, btw, are flippin' hilarious. some of you have guessed really close, some are right on the money, and others aren't close at all and it makes me laugh so hard!!) and it makes my whole day and week and everthing.
Remember my darlings, if you ever feel worthless, like nobody cares...I care.
You made me smile, you made me laugh. You mean something to me. I've even started putting faces to some of your nametags (please dont ask. i'm probably horribly wrong) because ya'll are so precious and sweet to me.
I love each and every one of you!!
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Chapter Text
George couldn’t sleep. He was cold, so very cold.
The nightmare made it hard to even breathe, screams of terror still echoing in his head. Arms of steel, forcing him out of his bed, the smell of blood so thick he choked on it. Explosions, all around—fire, fire, fire—
Sapnap wasn’t helping, holding George practically hostage with the way his arms were wrapped around George’s middle.
Dream was just laying there like a dead body, arm thrown over the both of them.
And George couldn’t sleep.
Dream must have been really deeply asleep, because George was able to get himself free and out of the room without a hitch.
He avoided his siblings’ rooms, heading for the hallway window that most of the kids used to get to the porch roof. George wanted to climb higher, but George also knew that George had no self-preservation skills and it would probably be best to stay right here.
He sighed deeply, feeling the cold night air work into his already frozen lungs. It didn’t matter anymore, how cold he got. He wasn’t warming up tonight.
“Terrible thing, isn’t it? Not being able to sleep.”
George nearly fell off the roof, whipping around to see a little girl, no older than Alyssa perched on the gutter. Her eyes, clear as the center of an ice block, pierced through his very soul.
Ancient.
“You’re not Fate,” George whispered, and he didn’t know how he knew.
He just knew.
This girl—this girl was different.
She smiled lightly. “No, I am not. Unfortunately for your family, I am not.”
George didn’t want to know what that meant.
He swallowed. “What are you doing here?”
The girl shrugged and began stepping delicately toward him, one foot in front of the other like a cat. George had nowhere to go except for inside where his family way, and he wasn’t interested in leading this strange girl straight towards them, so he didn’t bother trying to run.
“I thought I’d visit. See how the Three are doing.”
George blinked. “Three what?”
The girl giggled. “Honestly, I’m still surprised you all haven’t figured it out.”
George blinked. Again. “Huh?”
The girl plopped down next to him, and her figure changed. Now she was a barefoot teenage girl wearing fluffy pajama bottoms and an over-sized t-shirt.
“I can’t wait to see everyone’s reactions,” she said lightly, taking a deep breath of the cool air. “It’ll be worth this wait.”
George was getting nervous now. “What’re you talking about?”
The girl looked at him, and tilted her head. “Do you trust your father?”
George nodded without hesitation. “He saved me.”
“Tell me, child,” the girl said. “What did he save you from?”
“Piglin slavers. In the Nether.” George couldn’t see where this was going.
“And before that?” her steely see-through eyes were unnerving. “What is before that?”
George immediately tried to remember, but a pain pulsed in his skull. He moaned, and held a hand to his forehead.
The girl only sighed. “Still?”
“Still what?” George asked.
“You still cannot see. And Karl? Eret? Sapnap? What of Foolish and Callahan? Their memories lay hidden away too, don’t they?”
George had no answer. Callahan had memory problems?
He knew Karl did, and Eret from the concussion he had received from the slavers, and Sapnap had gotten brained by a piglin, but Foolish?
“Ask him, little one,” the girl stood. “Ask your father of your time before the Nether.”
One last gaze that seemed to freeze George’s iced heart over in a fresh layer of frigid fear.
“Your nightmares of blood-stains and screams are not the nightmares you think. Ceilings dripping in blood and hallways piled with corpses? They are not merely bad dreams that haunt your mind.”
George felt his lungs seize.
“They are memories.”
George gasped, sitting bolt upright.
Dream snorted and woke up with him, looking up at him like he was an idiot.
George wasn’t on the roof.
There was no little girl, no eyes made of the Antarctic’s cold.
Memories.
“George?”
Dream’s hand was on his shoulder, pressing him back down.
“Easy, Georgie,” Dream carefully tucked George back in, Sapnap instinctively latching on the way he always did. “Just go back to sleep. It was just a nightmare.”
George had every reason to believe his brother, every reason to trust his family.
No reason to trust a mirage walking on the roof at midnight.
And yet, at the back of his mind—
Memories.
Notes:
*laughs in maniac. utter, absolute maniac.*
This is the girl that delivered Fundy and Lani to the woods and stopped Michael from killing the slavers in 'Not Useless'
Chapter 44: The Sea's Song
Summary:
Niki reconnects with the sea.
Phil visits a 'friend.'
Notes:
NIki, Niki, Niki...sweet little Niki.
What secrets do you hold?
;]
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Chapter Text
“Where’re we going?” Niki asked, clinging to Phil’s hand. She leaned against the railing of the ship, trying to see what Phil was looking at so intently at beneath the frothy waves.
“We’re paying someone a visit,” Phil said, and Niki looked up at the coldness in his voice. “Someone who neeads to be put back in their place.”
Niki didn’t like the sound of that. “Why am I here?”
Phil sighed, then turned her to face him, kneeling down to her eye-level. “I need you to listen, sweet, very carefully right now. Where we’re going is very dangerous, but I’m almost positive we’ll be fine. In case we’re not—” he tipped her chin up. “I need you to Sing.”
Niki’s brows furrowed. “But that’ll—”
“I’ll be fine,” Phil said. “If something goes wrong, Sing.”
“What’ll I Sing?” Niki asked shyly, nervously.
“It won’t matter,” Phil said. “As long as you Sing.”
“Okay,” Niki said quietly. “I’ll Sing.”
Phil smiled, pulling her in and kissing her on the forehead before closing her in a hug. He stood, bringing her up with in his arms.
“Hang on tight,” he whispered, and Niki had three seconds to figure out what he meant before Phil jumped over the railing.
Niki screamed, then they hit the water.
Salt water filled her mouth and nose, then she shifted against her will as the Sea called to her. Now she knew why Phil had had her wear one of her special skirts that Kristin had made for her shifting.
Her tail lashed out behind her, more pink and gold this time instead of blue. The sea’s magic flooded into her veins, filling her with power that she didn’t have access to on land.
She glared at her father as he took her hands to keep her from drifting. He gave her a cheeky smile, and Niki noted the magical breathing apparatus around his throat made of turtle shells and magic.
They began to sink, Phil’s wings pressed tight to his back.
It didn’t take long for Niki to figure out where they were going.
The giant coral palace embedded into the side of an underwater mountain may have been a clue.
Mers in armor carrying curved spears rushed out to meet them long before they got anywhere close to the outer gates. Phil pulled Niki behind him, his feet settling onto the ocean floor.
“I wish to speak with the King,” Phil said coolly. Niki liked how the water distorted his voice—to her, it had a more musical quality.
“You are not welcome here,” the guards said in unison, which was creepy.
“I’m welcome where I please,” Phil said, head held high. “I have information that His Majesty would be most interested in.”
“The King has no need of information from a Sentient,” the guard on the left said, sneering.
“I will speak with the King,” Phil said. He pulled Niki out from behind him. “Niki, sweet—don’t we have a meeting with the King?”
Niki got the hint. “We need to speak to the King.
Mers weren’t supposed to Sing other mers into submission. It was against their magic, against their biology. It wasn’t supposed to be possible.
But the guards still went stiff, as if pulled by the strings of a puppet.
They moved to the side, and Phil and his daughter passed by.
…
They made it to the throne room that way, Niki Singing a sweet little Song, enchanting her way through the burliest of guards with the gentlest of notes.
Phil’s hand was on her shoulder the whole time, steady and reassuring.
When the throne room doors swung open grandly though, revealing grandeur Niki had never thought imaginable, her Song died in her throat.
Phil patted her shoulder, telling her it was okay.
She ducked into his side when she saw who was on the throne, giving the two intruders a disinterred, annoyed look.
A mer, bigger than a great white shark, reclined lazily. Stubble lined a sharp jaw, piercing blue eyes hid under heavy eyebrows.
Phil took his sweet time approaching the raised dais, ignoring the guards, court appointeds, and staff. Niki’s tail flicked nervously as the she realized almost everyone wasn’t staring at her father, but at her.
“Your Highness,” Phil didn’t bow when they reached the bottom of the throne’s platform, didn’t even dip his head. “Been a long time, mate.”
“I was hoping for forever,” the mer said, his voice a deep rumble that made the water ripple. His tail, shimmering in blue and gold, swiped irritably.
Phil grinned cheekily. “Naw. Why wouldn’t I want to visit an old friend?”
“We are not friends,” the mer said, almost childishly. “Anything but.”
Phil’s grin turned sharp, and his eyes melted into something more sinister. “As you wish, Your Highness.”
“What is the nature of your visit?” the mer leaned on an elbow, dismissing a group of mers that were clearly some type of advisory panel with a wave of his hand.
“I just wished to ask your opinion,” Phil said innocently, his arm around Niki’s shoulder pushing her forward.
The mer’s eyes narrowed, and in the matter of a second his body went rigid. “Philza—”
“Found the child washed up beach, all wrapped up in a fishing net,” Phil said, tucking a strand of hair behind Niki’s ear. Niki leaned against her father’s hand, then burrowed her face in his side, trying to hide.
“Philza—”
“She’s out of your reach,” Phil paid the mer king no mind. “She will never be yours.”
The king’s grip on the throne’s arm cracked the marble.
“By your own laws, she is mine.”
Niki shivered at the possessiveness, but Phil’s hand on her shoulder rubbed her back comfortingly.
“Give her up, Your Highness.” Phil tone held no room for argument, no patience for backtalk. “You’ve lost this fight.”
“You will pay for this insult,” The king snapped, voice holding the promise of war.
“I owe you no debt,” Phil said coolly. “I simply benefited from a situation.” He tilted his head. “Perhaps you should get to work on that little piece of legislation that allows for the abandonment of the most helpless of your people to their doom on the mainland. Perhaps you should have protected what was yours so this never would have happened.”
His arm wrapped around Niki securely, shielding her from the court.
“This is your own fault, Your Highness. Face the consequences, or pay the price.”
The water in the room shifted unnaturally, and the bio-luminescent chandeliers flickering ominously. Niki gasped as Phil’s hand turned icy on her back, though the comforting motion never paused.
“Be sure you’re willing to pay such a price. You may find yourself severely in debt.”
Niki didn’t like this—she wanted to go home now. The palace was pretty, and the sea longed for her to stay—but she wanted to go home.
“Come along, sweet,” Phil said gently, turned towards the exit.
“You won’t get away with this.” The king tried to save face, tossing one more threat at Phil’s back.
Phil, never one to miss a beat, tossed him a flashy smile. “I believe I already have.”
…
Phil watched as the kids played in the living room, settling down for the night.
Niki was off to the side a bit, Eret brushing her hair as she played a board game that required sea magic with Foolish. Eret was helping her, much to Foolish’s chagrin, and Phil chuckled at his screwed-up face.
“He was angry?” Kristin settled against his side, handing him a mug of fresh tea while sipping a cup of hot cocoa herself.
Phil settled an arm on her waist, sipping and nodding at the same time. “Nothing he could do about it. There should have been nothing he could have done about it in the first place. He just needed a reminder now that Niki’s old enough.”
Jack sneezed right into his cup of milk, evaporating it instantly and sending steam into his face. Charlie thought this was hilarious, and let Jack know it.
“He didn’t try to Sing you?” Kristin giggled at Jack’s rallying of T-Squared to charge at Charlie.
“He wouldn’t have dared with Niki right there,” Phil said.
Charlie yelped as Dream, ever eager for a chase, darted at the two avians. Tommy retreated to Techno, shrieking the whole way, Tubbo to Sapnap, leaving Jack on his own.
Jack shrieked, darting across the living room at warp speed to hide behind Puffy.
“Think she’ll be able to—”
“She will,” Phil interrupted his wife, not wanting to think about the ‘what it she can’t.’ “She’s bright and strong—has the right heart. She’s perfect.”
Kristin hummed worriedly, watching as Minx dogpiled Dream out of nowhere. “How’re we going to tell them? Bad, Niki, Sam, Foolish, Charlie—not to mention Eret, Fundy, and George. What’s Puffy gonna say? Alyssa and Callahan—”
“We’ll burn that bridge when we get there,” Phil reassured, shushing her a bit so the kids wouldn't hear. Not they seemed to care, what with Lani laughing as Dream wrestled with Minx to get her off and Velvet joining in to hold him down.
“And if things don’t work out?” Kristin had rarely voiced this fear, but as the days and years wore on, she got more and more worried. The reality they had created was harder to ignore.
Phil didn’t answer for a while, just watching the children play, enjoying it while he could.
“Then we’ll have failed the world.”
Notes:
AHHHAAAAHHAAA!!
I'M SO EVIL!!
Okay not really but this was super fun!!
Chapter 45: What Makes a Human?
Summary:
Ranboo finally, finally joins his family in the 'normal' department.
Like anything about this family is normal.
Notes:
Remember to be checking up on the disclaimers list!
Typos are not my problem, unless of course it causes plot issues.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“C’mon Ranboo, focus—”
Ranboo tried, he did.
Kristin’s hands were on his neck, cupping his face as her fingers pressed into his skull from behind his ears. He could barely feel the bed beneath him, hands clenched into the comforter.
“Relax,” Phil’s voice was soothing, steady like the hand on Ranboo’s back.
Both of their magics flowed through him, stabilizing his own and aligning it the way it was supposed to. They didn’t want to be—Ranboo could feel the Ender and ghast going at it, the Ender slowly but surely winning as Phil and Kristin lent that side of him power.
The ghast hybrid was almost, almost, completely dormant.
Ranboo keened as part of himself quite literally shut down, hands coming up to grip at Kristin’s wrists.
“Mum—” he just barely got the word out, a hazy whisper mixed with a pained moan.
“I know, sweetie, I know. Just let it happen.”
There was a sickening crack, as if a bone had broken, and Ranboo shrieked as something inside him snapped.
“There we go—” Phil’s voice, relieved as another hand wrapped around Ranboo’s stomach, just below his heart. “Now—shift.”
Ranboo cried out again as pain, raw and bitter, flooded quite literally every inch of his body, but he nearly fell over from shock.
The sound he had made was human.
He hadn’t made an Ender distress warble, he had made a human noise for pain.
“No, no—” the two hands on his neck tipped his head up a bit more, holding him still. “Just give it a minute, it’s not done yet.”
Ranboo twitched, but let himself relax into his mother’s hold, feeling her thumbs caress his cheeks. The pain flickered a bit more, in his joints and around his eyes and at the base of his spine. It tingled, then tickled, leaving him in a sort of strange limbo between pain and not-pain.
“And done.” Phil sounded happy, elated almost. The hand around his stomach was still there, holding him up.
“Okay, sweetie, open your eyes.”
Ranboo blinked them open, seeing his mom smiling broadly. He opened his mouth for a little breath, and blinked again when his jaw didn’t creak. His face had been oddly deformed by his mixed Ender and human features—jaw a bit sharper than it was supposed to be, almost hinged with very thin lips that honestly served no purpose; and a nose that was so flat to his face it might as well as not have been there.
But now—
He opened and closed his mouth a few more times, eyes widening in shock.
There was no catch. He could feel his lips touch, his teeth didn’t grate against each other, he could breathe through his nose—
“Here give him this,” Phil, hand still on Ranboo’s spine, handed his wife a mirror. “I’m just finishing up the last little threads.”
Kristin held the mirror up, smiling gently, and Ranboo nearly reeled back in shock. Phil caught him, laughing a bit.
“Easy mate,” Phil said, helping Ranboo sit back up. Ranboo’s eyes, his normal, blue eyes, were fixed on the mirror. “Don’t hurt yourself.”
Ranboo blinked at his reflection, breath hitched when the other Ranboo blinked along with him.
“I’m—I’m—”
“In your Hidden form,” Phil said for him. “With your entangled magic and cracked-up Pearl, it shouldn’t have been possible—but with mine and Kristin’s magic, we were able to put the ghast part of you to sleep and even out the Ender and human. You should be able to shift back quite easily, but I’d give this form a few days to settle first.”
Ranboo was only half listening, fascinated by human he’d thought he’d never see.
He had dark blond, straight hair, probably a perfect mixture of Tommy’s and Tubbo’s own fluffy locks. Blue eyes, soft and easy, blinked from under long eyelashes. His jaw was narrow, and the hollows of his face were slightly indented, as Ranboo had never quite fully healed from his malnourished days.
He looked down to his arms, pale and smooth with little blond hairs. There were a few scars, and dully Ranboo remembered seeing those scars on his black-and-white splattered skin. There were rope burn scars, faded and delicate pink, around his wrists, and a pale line in the crook of his elbow where he had been bled almost to death for his blood.
“Good thing we fixed those tear-stain scars, huh?” Kristin said, touching Ranboo’s face carefully. “Scars show up a bit clearer on human skin.”
Ranboo nodded, then remembered. He lifted his shirt—across his stomach, broad and ragged, was another scar. This one was puckered, ‘torn’ at the edges, put still a soft, rosy pink.
Ranboo swallowed at the sight of it, memories of how that got there flooding his mind.
Tears bit his eyes and another round of shock hit him.
It didn’t hurt to cry.
“Aww, mate,” Phil said. “I bet that’s a relief.”
Ranboo choked on a laugh, wiping his nose as the tears began to slide down his face, cool and smooth and not burning.
“Ready to stand up?” Kristin asked. “You might be a bit wobbly—”
Ranboo let Phil and Kristin held him up, supporting him on either side.
It was weird.
He was shorter, he could tell, but only by a few inches. His human legs were sturdier than his spindly Ender legs, and his knees weren’t so knobby and prone to resting at a half-bent state. His pelvis felt different—it held his spine better. He could stand up straight too—in his messed-up form, he was usually hunched over slightly. Why, nobody had been able to figure out and he hadn’t been able to fix.
He felt weak and wobbly as a newborn lamb, knees shaking and arms straining to be held up.
Inward, he felt the change too.
His magics were separate now, no longer was there a twisted mess of threads in his soul. The red thread was neatly wound and spooled, set aside. The green thread was entwined with his human side, neatly and completely.
The ghast side would no longer torment him.
The Ender side would support him, lend him strength.
He was whole.
He was finally whole.
“It’s a lot, ain’t it?”
Ranboo nodded, unable to stop the tears from trickling down his face.
“Your hybrid form will look a bit different too,” Phil explained as Ranboo took his first few steps. “You’ll be more Ender than ghast, but you’ll still have the split skin and hair.”
“Don’t care, as long as it doesn’t hurt,” Ranboo said, fascinated with the sound of his own voice. Human vocal cords felt more airy and wheezy. His voice sounded deeper too, and rumbled just a little bit in his chest.
Ranboo found he could walk by himself after a few minutes, and spent a few more getting the practice in.
“Do you want to go show everyone, or wait a bit?” Kristin asked.
Ranboo suddenly felt very, very self-conscious.
“You can’t shift back just yet,” Phil said kindly, seeing the look on his face. “It’s not quite safe—might confuse your hybrids a bit after we just settled them down.”
Ranboo bit his lip, wrapping his arms around his chest and slumping in on himself.
A hand on his back startled him a bit, and Phil, oh so gently, pried his arms away from his body, making him stand up straight and tall.
“This is who you are, mate,” Phil said, not letting Ranboo curl in on himself. “You’re not to ever be ashamed.”
“But—”
“No,” Phil said firmly. “You can’t run from you who are, so why try? Embrace it, mate. Make it great.”
Ranboo was shivering slightly, Phil’s words fighting the disbelief and shame in his mind.
“We can wait a bit—you can take a nap if you want,” Kristin said.
Ranboo shook his head. “No, the longer I wait the worse it’ll be. Let’s—let’s go.”
Phil asked him one more time if he was sure, and Ranboo nodded.
Slowly, carefully, they made their way down the two flights of stairs, Ranboo leaning heavily on Phil.
The living room was packed with the rest of the family, the snowstorm outside pinning them to the indoors. They were reading and playing games and putting puzzles together. Some were snoring or dozing and others were knitting.
Ranboo paused in the double-door entryway, now having to lean on Phil if he didn’t want to fall down.
Puffy noticed first, and she smiled hesitantly. “Found another one, Dadza?”
That got everybody else’s attention.
Ranboo swallowed, now under the scrutiny of over sixty eyes, and almost slumped his shoulders, but Phil’s hand on the curve of his back stopped him.
“Not quite,” Phil said, rubbing soothing circles on Ranboo’s spine once he straightened. “Hey Tech?”
Techno, sprawled on the couch with Niki sitting on his stomach mending a sock, made a low rumble to signal he heard.
“Missing one?”
Techno sat up so fast he nearly launched Niki into the air. Ant panic-shifted because if Techno was moving that fast something was wrong, and Bad, George, and Drista shrieked.
Phil watched Techno do a headcount twice, get two different answers, and then reduce himself to trying to remember names with faces. It was honestly hilarious when Techno figured it out and his head snapped to Ranboo.
His eyes narrowed, then the recognition clicked and he fell back onto the couch.
“Not missin’ nuthin’,” Techno grumbled, going back to drowsing. “Ranboo’s right there.”
That really got everybody else’s attention.
“Boo?” Tubbo asked, face all confused as he tried to fit Ranboo’s old face with this face.
“He kinda looks like Dream and Punz and Sam all mushed together,” Charlie remarked, sitting cross-legged on the arm of the recliner.
“He looks like every other rat Dad decided to drag home,” Minx yawned, stretching and popping her back.
“Says the ‘rat’ Dad dragged across a literal ocean,” Schlatt rolled his eyes.
“I will claw your face off.”
Ranboo bit his lip as the arguing started amongst half the room. Phil led him to the one empty seat (sorta, the couch was most definitely holding more people than the manufacturer had ever intended, but if Tommy and Tubbo scooted apart there was enough room for Ranboo’s skinny frame).
“You don’t look half bad, big man,” Tommy said quickly, almost as if embarrassed, before going back to hurling a stuffed animal at Fundy.
“It’s you,” Tubbo said, pitching his own stuffed soccer ball at Jack. “You look exactly like I would expect you to!”
Ranboo blinked, trying not to start crying again.
“Honestly he’s kinda good-looking,” Drista piped up, only to get almost the whole room to stare at her in stunned silence.
“No wait—!!”
“~Sweet home, Alabama~!” Dream sang, Wilbur, Sapnap, Skeppy, and Sam joining in instantly. “~Sweeet hoommme, Alabama!~”
Ranboo leaned over to Tubbo. “What’s an ‘Alabama’?”
Tubbo shrugged. “Whatever it is, Drista don’t like it.”
Drista was chucking pillows at her brothers to try and get them to shut up. “That’s not what I meant!!” she yelled, squealing as Dream caught her and held her down as Sapnap slapped her in the face with a pillow.
“Relax, big man,” Tommy elbowed Ranboo. “You’re stiff as a board. You really think we care that much about your face?”
“What he means—” Tubbo shot Tommy a glare, “—is that we’re not going to think any different of you. You’re still our Boo.”
“Your Boo,” Tommy snorted. “He’s my b—”
“TOMMY!”
Ranboo settled between the avians, listening to them argue. This form was a lot warmer than his Half form, squishier too with Tubbo and Tommy smushed up against him. He was exhausted from the procedure, and he had a feeling his human form would get tired quicker.
He laid his head back, letting it slide till it rested on Tommy’s bony shoulder. A blanket got tossed on them, and that only sunk Ranboo further into the drowsy state his human form was slipping into.
Ranboo fell asleep, deeper than he had ever before, safe and protected.
Notes:
Anyone else notice how the kids are steadily getting older?
They're all almost all grown up.
Hmm.
Just me?
Okay!!
You've been warned, my darlings!!
Chapter 46: 'Be Strong'
Summary:
Niki and Charlie have some questions.
Techno answers.
Chapter Text
Techno wrapped the skinny ankle, noting how it was swelling up. The owner sniffed, and Techno looked up at Niki’s face. Her eyes were puffy, and her nose running. There was a scratch on her chin, and her clothes were all dirty.
“You okay, Princess?”
Niki sniffled again but nodded, wiping her nose. “Just—sore.”
“Mhm.”
Techno glanced over at the other kid he was supposed to be babysitting. Charlie was nursing a nasty bruise on his side, hem of the shirt in his teeth as he dabbed a rag soaked in healing potion on his side. The slime hissed with ever other gentle dab, and Techno could see his ears and fingertips trying to dissolve away into the safety of a puddle of slime.
“What about you, Slimecicle?”
Charlie looked up, not dropping his shirt, and grinned half-heartedly. “Mfine.”
They weren’t.
Techno could see it written on every line of their body.
It was Niki’s first mission, and Charlie’s third. It was just one shire over to get some baking supplies since a local locust outbreak had wiped out most of the wheat fields back home. Niki had begged to go, and Techno had volunteered to babysit. Charlie had tagged along to get away from Wilbur, whom he had pranked earlier that week by replacing his pillow with a pillowcase of slime.
They had only been a few hours out. A brigand had jumped without warning from the trees onto Niki’s horse, tried to hold a knife to her throat.
Techno had shot him through the head with his crossbow a moment later. The thief’s buddies had jumped from the trees and bushes, enraged.
Niki’s horse had thrown her, startled, and the mer had landed wrong on her foot. Techno’s horse had reared, and Charlie’s had kicked one of the assailants square in the gut. Niki had panic-Sang a bitter Song that had Charlie frozen in place to take a rock to the side that had been flung half a second before Niki had begun to Sing.
Techno, who had never been affected by Niki’s Songs, initiated a blood-bath out of the Song-made statues, Niki Singing through their demise.
The fire crackled, and Niki sniffed again as Techno finished wrapping her ankle. Night had spread her cloak, and the crickets were chirping as the fireflies flashed. The air smelled wet and green and all things foresty.
“Techno?”
Techno looked up from putting the bandages back in his saddlebag. Charlie was twisting his fingers, the digits melting into a pool of slime for him to play nervously with. The horses munched grass behind him, not the least bit disturbed with the day’s events.
“How—how do you—do it?”
“Heh?”
“How do you be strong, even when there’s scary things?”
“When you feel like you can’t be strong?” Niki tacked on, whispering quietly as she huddled in on herself.
Techno huffed. “Tough questions tonight, huh?”
Charlie blinked, messing with his fingers some more. Techno was pretty sure the kid only had six fingers total now.
He sighed, plunking down heavily, leaning against a tree and stretching his legs out. He grabbed his sword, using the tip to stir the embers around while he gathered his thoughts.
Niki scooted closer to his side and Charlie yawned. The fire popped, and somewhere an owl hooted. A wolf answered, and a cloud moved over the moon.
“Hey Charlie?” Techno finally said.
“Yeah?”
“What would you do if someone messed up Hannah’s order at a restaurant, and she couldn’t tell the waiter because she’s got that selective-mutism that pops up now and then when she’s nervous, but there was no way she could eat the food?”
Charlie looked confused. “I’d go ask the waiter myself.”
“Why?”
“Because Hannah literally can’t tell them herself.”
“Exactly.” Techno adjusted the blanket over Niki’s legs. “ ‘Being strong’ is doing for others what they can’t do for themselves. You guys couldn’t have taken those raiders today by yourself—not with Niki having to Sing to hold them still and Charlie not knowing how to get out of the Singing. I took them out because you couldn’t. I killed them because you were too scared too. I did the ‘strong’ thing and defended you guys, because you couldn’t defend yourselves.”
He toed one of the rocks that lined the firepit into a better spot. “One day I’m not going to be here to ‘be strong’ for you. You’re going to have to do it, not for your own selves, but for each other.”
“You don’t get to leave,” Niki said stubbornly, clinging to Techno’s side like a burr.
Techno chuckled, a piglin chuff underlying the sound. “I want to move out eventually, Princess.”
“Take us with you!”
Techno rolled his eyes, flopping his head back to watch the stars.
The kids fell asleep there, safe in their brother’s presence.
Techno closed his eyes, feeling his heavy heart. The weight of knowing that he wouldn’t always be here.
He hoped that his brothers and sisters would be able to ‘be strong’ when the time came.
Notes:
Ik there's another little poke at Techno's passing in this. I couldn't help it.
Just keep breathing, my darlings. As long as you're breathing, you're winning. <3
Chapter 47: Suspicion
Summary:
Eret and Charlie discover a few things the hard way.
Notes:
And once again, the long awaited Charlie-scentric chapter requested by OctolingO and NirtNalym (i remembered, i promise ;]).
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Charlie gasped, eyes flying open. He lurched up, head pounding. He moaned and covered his eyes, trying to get his breathing back to normal.
That nightmare had come again—the Quell wasn’t working.
Charlie pulled it off his head and threw it, frustrated. It clunked against the wood floor and Jack snorted. Tommy actually woke up, but only blinked for a minute before shifting the blanket over Tubbo’s wings and going back to sleep.
Charlie breathed deeply, eyes closed, letting his magic flow through him. It seemed eager, almost desperate, as it thrummed through his veins and heart.
My little one—
A hand, not quite there yet heavy all the same, on Charlie’s shoulder.
You don’t know who you are, the legacy in your bones.
Charlie’s brow furrowed and sweat beaded on his forehead.
The other is strong, sure, but you—
Charlie choked out a sound as another hand landed on his other shoulder.
You are of thegods—
The door flew open, slamming against the wall.
Charlie gasped, eyes snapping open, the hands that had never really been there dissipating. Tommy and Jack woke up with yelps, Tommy’s barn-red wings flaring up protectively.
Their mother was standing in the doorway, eyes wild, hair a mess.
“Be gone,” she hissed out, seemingly to no one in particular.
Charlie whimpered, feeling his magic still.
“Charlie, baby, you okay?” Kristin crossed the room in a second, scooping him up in a hug.
Charlie couldn’t answer, face mushed into her shoulder and arm. He nodded as much as he could, snuggling closer.
“Kristin?” Phil was here now, sleepily rubbing his face. His wings were limp, but his sword was in his hand. Eret was there too, for some reason, looking like a lanky ghost with the dark lines under his eyes and what little light there was reflecting on his pale face.
“Mom?” Jack looked scared, blanket-lines on his cheek and eyes all bleary.
“Nothing, sweetie,” Kristin said, exhaling shakily. “I just had a nightmare.”
“Oh,” Tommy said, wings ruffling before going flat. “You okay?”
Kristin nodded, picking Charlie up. “I will be. I’m just gonna steal Charlie for the night, okay?”
Tommy and Jack exchanged glances, but nodded.
Charlie fell back asleep before Kristin and Phil even got him to their bed.
…
Charlie decided he hated traveling.
“I hear you whine one more time—” Schlatt turned in the saddle and glared at Charlie, “—I’m stealing your glasses for the rest of the trip.”
Charlie made an affronted noise, jerked his thumb in Schlatt’s direction, and gave Eret a ‘see what I deal with?’ look.
“Don’t look at me, squirt,” Eret yawned. “You’re the one pushing Grumpy Horn’s buttons.”
“Call me ‘Grumpy Horns’ again, Stringbean, and I’m tying you to the saddle for the rest of the way home,” Schlatt added, not even giving Eret a glance. “Don’t think I won’t.”
Eret stuck his tongue out behind Schlatt’s back, something he would never do the older teen’s face, as Schlatt would most certainly make do on his threat.
“Anyone wanna tell me why Dad keeps sending us on wild-goose chases?” Charlie stretched, yawning.
“Probably to get us out of the house so we get a taste of real life and hopefully move out,” Eret cracked his neck. “Like that’s gonna happen.”
“I’m sick of chasing after notes and papers and message and garbage,” Schlatt grumped. “It’s getting old.”
“It was old two years ago after Ranboo got his moronic self stuck in a barrel forty in an alley miles from home,” Eret groaned, remembering.
“It wouldn’t have been a problem, except he was with Ponk, Minx, and Skeppy and their track record with responsibility isn’t the greatest,” Charlie pointed out.
“Dad really should have learned his lesson after Velvet shoved Karl in a bar and the whole village descended on Callahan, Quackity and the lot of em in a rage,” Schlatt scratched his nose.
“Or the time Tommy and Purpled got snatched by a traveling band of gypsies and Tommy almost got discovered as a phoenix and Purpled got his ear pierced against his will?” Eret sighed gustily.
“Ooooorr when Puffy and Minx joined a cult and nearly got Bad sacrificed?” Charlie crossed his leg over the saddle.
“How are we all still alive?” Eret asked, not really wanting an answer.
Schlatt shrugged and opened his mouth, probably to make another snarky comment, but he was interrupted.
“Heyo!”
A man, looking to be in his early thirties, stepped onto the road, dressed in ragged riding clothes and carrying a beaten-up blade.
Schlatt halted his horse, his brothers following suit. “What’s up, stranger?”
“Horse threw me couple miles back—spooked by a rabbit, I think,” the stranger smiled sheepishly.
Charlie didn’t like it.
“Care to give me a ride back to the next town?”
“Schlatt—” Charlie had a bad feeling under his skin. His magic pulsed, warning him.
“You can ride with Stringbean back there,” Schlatt waved at Eret.
“I don’t think—”
The man took Eret’s hand, but instead of using it to pull himself up behind him, he yanked Eret viciously and got him on the ground.
“Hey—!” Eret choked on his protest as a knife was jabbed against his throat.
“Alright, off the horses,” the man snarled, holding a fistful of Eret’s hair to keep him down.
Charlie obeyed, shaking.
Schlatt did no such thing.
He kicked his horse, causing the animal to rear and he took off back the way they came, dust flying.
The man cursed as several more of what Charlie had to guess were his friends jumped from the woods.
“Didn’t think he had it in him,” one of the newcomers said, grabbing Charlie and forcing him to sit up on his knees, pulling his hands up and behind his head.
“Doesn’t matter,” the stranger on Eret said, using his grip in Eret’s hair to force the teen to roll over onto his stomach. “We got what we came for.”
“Wh-what’re you doing with us?” Charlie swallowed the stutter as hands were dragged roughly over his sides and around his thighs, obviously looking for weapons. They found his dagger easily, and placed it against his throat as they finished frisking him.
“Just relax, kiddo,” one of the younger men said, watching the proceedings with an indifferent air. “You and ‘Stringbean’ here don’t have to worry as long as you’re not difficult.”
Charlie whimpered as he was kicked forward onto his face, arms yanked behind his back roughly.
Eret snarled like a feral dog and thrashed, disregarding the knife at his throat. It took two men to hold him down as they tied him at the knees and ankles.
“Kids this skinny shouldn’t be able to put up this much of a fight,” one of the men grunted as he wound another rope around Eret’s wrists and up his arms.
“Eret—” Charlie couldn’t help but murmur as a blindfold was tied over his eyes.
“I know, Charlie, just—calm down—agh!” Eret yelped, and Charlie could hear him panting in pain.
“He’s gonna lose his fingers with it being that tight,” the first man said, and Charlie could hear the frustration in his voice.
“We’re gonna lose the kid if we don’t,” another guy retorted. There was the sound of standing, and hands being brushed off. “Get the horses. Gag em and let’s go.”
Charlie didn’t like the sound of that and immediately kicked out, but it didn’t do much good with his ankles lashed.
The cloth was tied around his mouth, tasting of salt and dirt, and there was nothing he could do about it. Tears bit at his eyes, and he forced back the sound of misery as he was picked up and thrown over a horse like a sack of flour.
A blanket was tossed over him, hot and thick, and the horse was mounted.
He heard several other footsteps, horses being mounted, and the creaking of leather.
A silent signal was given, and the troupe began to move.
Charlie, half-upside down and swaying uncomfortably, could only close his eyes and plead without whoever was listening that Schlatt got help, and soon.
…
He must’ve fallen asleep.
Not real sleep, but a doze that made it hard to tell track of time.
He was hot and sweaty under the blanket, but he couldn’t quite wiggle his way out from under it. And every time he did manage to get the blanket to budge a bit, a hand landed on his back and held him still for a few minutes till he got the message.
He didn’t know where Eret was, and it was killing him. He didn’t even know if the horses had split up or not.
It a sick sense of relief when the men pulled their horses to a stop for the last time.
Someone whipped the blanket off Charlie, the night air biting into him against the sweat dripping off him.
He was pulled off the animal into someone’s arms.
They weren’t warm and sturdy like Phil’s, or soft and comforting like Kristin’s.
They were hard and rigid, stiff in a way that told Charlie he’d be dropped at the first opportunity.
He was proved right a few minutes later when suddenly he wasn’t being held anymore. He couldn’t hold back the yelp as he fell, and grunted when he landed on what was clearly a bed.
Ice flooded Charlie’s veins and he immediately began to squirm and buck, trying to get off the bed.
“Easy, you little terror—”
The rope around his ankles was loosened enough to tied to the bedpost and Charlie really began to panic. Why would they tie him down other than too—
Charlie had heard the stories, knew what happened to little kids that didn’t have protectors or guardians to ward off the nightmares in the night.
He shook his head desperately as hands landed on his body, making muffly protests as loud as he could as they turned him over on his belly.
No—
“Shoot, kid! You act like I’m gonna—”
The voice trailed off and the hands stopped manhandling him, lying heavy on his shoulder and lower back. Charlie stilled, trembling and shaking violently.
It’d be so easy—I’d never be able to stop him—
Charlie tried not to cry.
“Easy, kiddo—” a hand in his hair, gentler than Charlie could’ve thought possible of the man. “Not gonna hurt you. Cripes, you’re just a kid!”
Since when that had ever stopped people before?
The hands moved again, and Charlie tensed and choked on a garbled cry, but they only took the blindfold off (didn’t really matter, what him being face-first in the mattress). The gag was next, and Charlie grimaced at the aftertaste.
To his surprise, the man began picking at the knots around his arms.
“Okay then, you little worm,” the man was saying. “You try to hit me, and I’ll tie you back up, y’here?”
Charlie nodded, because what else was he gonna say?
That he planned on dissolving this man and his buddies in a big pool of slime first chance he got?
The ropes came lose and the hands—those stupid hands—pulled him up into a sitting position.
Charlie blinked the bleary from his eyes, trying to figure out where he was.
A cabin, from the looks of the walls and ceiling, a rough-shod one.
There was only a bed, a small table, and a chair in this room—honestly it was probably the size of the broom closet back home.
A door signaled the only way out, and it was closed. No windows.
The man sat at the edge of the bed. He was young, probably only a year older than Wilbur, with some light stubble and tired eyes.
“Where’s Eret?” Charlie asked thickly, trying to scoot away from the man, but there was nowhere to go.
“My buddies are just asking him some questions,” the man said patiently. “He’ll be fine.”
Charlie forced his eyes not to well up. “I wanna see him.”
The man hesitated. “Can’t let that happen. Don’t need you two conspiring up a plan to escape.”
Charlie bit his lip, getting himself as far as he could from the man with the rope still around his knees and ankles holding him fast. He didn't make it far.
“Why’d you take us?” he asked quietly, not really expecting an answer.
“You don’t need to worry about that,” the man said calmly.
Too calmly.
Charlie swallowed. “I wanna go home.”
The man smiled thinly and Charlie felt a chill trickle down his spine.
These guys weren’t going to let them go home.
“Try and rest kid,” the man sighed, ruffling Charlie’s hair before heading to the door. He turned back after almost a second-thought. “Leave your legs tied. You don’t wanna find what happens if the other guys find you free.”
He left, leaving Charlie with that cheery thought.
…
Eret sat in the hard chair, trying to breathe. His hands twisted at the ropes, but there was no way he’d ever manage to get them off by himself, even with a knife. The men were scattered around the kitchen of what appeared to be a cabin, pretending to do tasks.
Eret knew they were watching.
“All you have to do is tell which of your freakishly large family is the Heir,” the man, the one that had tricked them, was saying. “And we’ll leave you and your baby brother alone.”
“I don’t know what a Heir even is,” Eret said carefully. Charlie’s safe—for now.
The slap to his face was expected, but still brutal.
“Listen, kid—” a hand on his jaw, vice-like and merciless. “—we’re out in the middle of nowhere, where no one can hear you or that little brat scream.”
Eret’s heart forgot how to beat. They wouldn’t hurt a kid—oh, Ancients, please don’t let them hurt kids.
“Tell us who the Heir is, and you and Glasses can live.”
Eret was let go, and he licked his lips. “Look, I don’t know what you’re talking about. Heir? Heir of what?”
Another slap, to the other side of his face.
“Stop playing stupid.”
“I don’t know!”
He tasted blood the third time around.
“How am I supposed to know!?” he yelled out desperately, face really starting to hurt now. His jaw was throbbing. “I’ve never even heard of the Heir!”
He flinched, waiting to be hit again.
“Maybe he really doesn’t know,” a younger voice said, and there was a shushing sound from behind him.
Heavy hands landed on his shoulders, kneading into the boney curve painfully.
“He has to know.” A thick accent, curled with something else that Eret didn’t like the meaning of. “Or things are going to get messy.”
Eret forced himself to swallow past his dry throat. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. Please—” he gasped sharply as the hands pinched the tender muscle at his neck. “How am I supposed to know!? My parents are nobodies!”
The grip held up, and Eret was having a hard time remembering how to breathe.
“Does he seriously think that that’s going to work?” a flabbergasted female voice.
The hands moved to his throat, tilting his chin up as far as his neck would go. His neck creaked, and his breath hitched. Eret felt ice shatter in his bloodstream, numbing him in fear.
“There we go,” the first man chuckled. “He gets it now.”
“My dad—”
“Has something he’s been fooling around with for too long,” the woman broke in. “We’re done playing his games.”
Eret couldn’t actually form words at this point, feeling the pressure in his neck building up past what he thought he could take.
“Just tell us, and this’ll be a much better day for you.”
Eret wheezed thinly as an answer, and he was let go. His head hung, bones in his neck flaring in agony.
“What’s it gonna be, kid? Do I have to start playing with knives?”
Eret flinched, heart pounding. “How am I supposed to tell you something I’ve never even heard of!?”
He didn’t even see the backhand coming thing time.
Tears formed, not just because of the pain. His nose started running, heat flaming in his face. He was pretty sure his one eye was already swelling shut.
“I don’t know! Please!”
“This is going to be a long day.” A sigh, not as resigned as it should have been.
A hand locked in Eret’s hair, yanking his head to the side and holding him there. His shirt was torn from the collar to his sleeve, revealing the pale curve of his shoulder and collarbone.
Eret struggled to keep breathing as a knife was held delicately against the skin.
“Who’s the Heir?”
Eret closed his eyes, already feeling the first dribbles of blood working their way out from under the knife.
“I don’t know, please—”
The knife carved in.
…
Eret wasn’t sure if he was awake or asleep.
He was laid on his side, his good shoulder, on a blanket with another tossed carelessly over him—he knew that much. The now-bad shoulder was under a layer of bandages to keep him from bleeding out.
At least his captives cared enough to not let him die.
Eret blinked, finally freeing his mind from the last bit of haziness the blood-loss had caused. He was almost positive they had done that on purpose—let him bleed and bleed and bleed till he was too weak to hold his own head up.
Someone moved on the other side of the kitchen/dining room where he had been deposited in a corner and Eret involuntarily flinched.
Most of the kidnappers had left as the sun set—probably because there wasn’t enough room in this tiny cabin for all of them to sleep.
Three were left behind. The trickster, the young man that had taken Charlie to another room, and a woman that had stared at Eret in a way that made his skin crawl.
Which one was moving towards him in the middle of the night?
A hand on his shoulder.
“You make a sound, and I’ll rethink my generosity.”
The young one then.
Eret wanted to curse him, and all his horrid little friends, out, but he kept his mouth shut.
The man leaned over him, picking at the knots around Eret’s hands. It came loose and Eret gasped in pain as the man helped him sit up.
The rope came off his ankles next.
“Alright—” the man pulled Eret up, having to take almost all of the teen’s weight as he was in no condition t hold himself up. “Let’s go pay Glasses a visit, shall we?”
It took Eret a minute to figure out what that meant, but when he did, he was left with confusion.
“Wh—?"
“Shut up.”
Eret shut up.
…
Charlie jerked awake, the doorknob turning quietly.
He jolted upright, working himself as far away as possible from the door as possible.
“Only a few minutes,” a quiet voice said.
Charlie flinched away from the two figures outlined by a weak candle.
“Charlie?”
Eret.
Charlie made a choky sort of sound and Eret’s arms closed around him. Charlie gripped back and let himself break, sobs working up his throat.
“Keep him quiet!” A hissed warning.
“Charlie, buddy, shhh, shh—”
Eret’s hand in his hair, an arm strong around his back, holding him close to solid, warm chest. “He’ll take me away sooner if you don’t shush.”
Charlie stifled the next cry, burying his face in Eret’s shirt.
“I know, shh—it’s gonna be okay—”
Charlie wanted to know how Eret knew that, but he couldn’t bring himself to ask.
“Two minutes.”
Charlie jumped at the voice, forgetting the other guy was even here.
“No—” he shook his head, voice slick with the tears he was holding back. “Don’t let him, Eret!”
“Charlie, you need to be quiet—” Eret was whispering, but Charlie wasn’t hearing.
“You can’t leave!”
“Charlie—”
“I’m so scared—Eret, please! Don’t let him!”
“If you don’t shut him up, you won’t see him again.” A hissed growl, low and threatening.
A hand covered Charlie’s mouth—not cruelly, just enough to rest on his lips.
“Charlie, you really need to be quiet buddy,” Eret whispered. “I’m not supposed to even be here.”
Charlie finally quieted, despair swallowing him as he realized he wasn’t going to get his way.
Eret held him, rubbing a hand on his back and humming softly. Charlie felt himself falling asleep to the sound of the deep baritone, and he barely noticed when Eret laid him down.
“Eret—”
“No, no, I’m just gonna be in the other room—”
Blankets were tucked around him, a hand resting for a second longer on his tied ankles.
“You left him tied up?” Eret sounded accusing and angry.
Charlie got the feeling he wasn’t talking to him.
“Look, kid, I’m risking my life for you to tuck the brat in. A little gratitude would be appreciated.”
Eret didn’t say anything else, but Charlie could tell he was still irritated.
“I have to go now, okay?”
Charlie didn’t want him to. He wanted Eret to stay here, feel his familiar magic ripple and play with his own—he wanted Eret to stay.
“Easy, shh, shhh—”
Charlie didn’t even know he had started crying again.
“Please, Charlie, shh—”
Charlie bit down on his arm till he tasted blood, curling up on his side.
Eret ran his hand through his hair one last time. “I love you.”
Then Eret was being dragged away, leaving Charlie in the cold, alone.
At least no one could hear him cry.
…
Destiny glared at the figure in the corner of the room as they watched the young bandit tie the Minecraft child back up. The mortals didn’t even know they were there.
“This was not what I had in mind,” she said snippily.
The figure shrugged, standing a full head taller than her. “You’re going to have to deal with it.”
Destiny wrinkled up her nose, but didn’t speak. The young bandit seemed to be taking extra care in making sure the knots weren’t too tight on the Minecraft kid and her heart panged a bit.
Hopefully, his destiny would work out the way she had designed.
“They will be asking questions they have no business knowing,” Destiny pressed.
The figure chuckled, deep and rumbly. “They better start asking questions. Fate’s growing bored. Nothing good ever happens when that sister of yours grows bored.”
Destiny mumbled something under her breath. “It’s too soon.”
“It’s now or never,” the figure fixed his gaze on her. If she had been any lesser being, those white, soulless depths would have made her shiver.
But she was Destiny, one of the Ancients, and Ancients don’t shudder in the presence of mortals.
Even mortals that had lived as long as this one had.
“My Descendent and my Heir will rise,” the figure said, going back to watching the boy curled up in the corner, beaten and shivering. “And they will be great.”
Destiny didn’t doubt that—she had helped write their future, after all—but she knew what was coming, what laid between the boys and their final destiny.
She wouldn’t wish that future on her worst enemy.
…
“Where are the kids?”
The man shuddered at the voice, feeling his very soul tremble.
The panther and leopard paced around him, claws digging into the dirt with every step. He could hear the rough breathing of the demon, eager to feed. He could feel the fire on one side from the blazes, and the ice on the other from the young mage.
He knew he was surrounded, he knew he wouldn’t get out of this alive.
His men hadn’t.
Their bodies lay scattered about, or what was left of them.
The kids had been brutal, violent in a way that told a much darker story than the youthfulness of their faces should have ever allowed.
The youngest could have only been thirteen.
And he hadn’t even hesitated to kill at his father’s order.
The man couldn’t help but gasp as a hand, soft and gentle, cupped his chin.
The eyes of the Magess were soulless pits. There were no other words for the empty viciousness within the marbly dark irises.
“What have you done to my children?”
The man felt dread seize his lungs.
He wouldn’t be walking away alive from this. The weight of what he had done collapsed in on him.
There was no hope for his soul.
He told, and doomed the rest of his men.
…
The sun rose coldly.
Charlie had been awake for hours. The blanket offered no protection from the night’s chill, and his legs from the knees down had gone numb.
Scared he was going to lose a limb, Charlie had resorted to losing the rope—not actually taking it off, but wiggling it lose enough for the blood to flow, hot and prickly, back into his feet and calves.
Now he sat, propped up, going through his magic exercises like Kristin and Eret had taught him.
He reached and reached out with his Seeker magic, trying to expand his limits. He grew stronger every day, he knew this, and it hadn’t been too long ago he had surpassed Eret.
But Eret was still more skilled in honing in on other hybrids, and he could even mess with their emotions a bit now.
Charlie had tried that, and Connor had cried for two hours. Karl hadn’t been able to stop laughing, even though tears poured down his face, and Techno had only raised an eyebrow.
Charlie hadn’t tried that again.
Now, he simply focused. He could feel Eret in the other room, magic low and humming softly.
Eret was asleep then.
Charlie took a deep breath and reached out as far as he possibly could.
Darkness touched the edges of his mind, and he twitched, but kept going. He pushed and pressed, building the walls of his magic as he went, filling the in the cracks and thin spots as he extended beyond every limit he had every reached before.
He heard a feral growl, heard a whisper of a laugh. A hand brushed his arm, fingers brushed his hair. A whoop echoed in his ear, the pounding of footsteps pressed against his skin. Wings beat the air near his face, and a warm hand cupped his cheek.
We’re coming.
Charlie’s magic crashed back into him like a tidal wave.
His eyes flew open and he doubled over, feeling his magic struggle to contain itself again.
It took a while for Charlie to gather up the loose strands and put them where they belonged.
By the time he was done, he couldn’t keep the smile off his face.
They’re coming.
…
“They should’ve been back by now.”
Eret flinched at the tone of the trickster.
It was late morning now, and the rest of the kidnappers hadn’t yet returned from wherever they had gone off to last night.
The young man sat at the table, picking at his fingernails. The woman was pacing, hands clasped behind her back. The trickster stood in the doorway, watching.
They had forced Eret up into the chair again, tying him to it.
“Maybe they overslept?” the young man offered, not sounding too worried as he picked at a scratch on the table.
“We have a schedule to keep.”
Eret suddenly jolted as something brushed against his magic.
He threw his magic out, not caring that he didn’t have his sunglasses to the hide the white of his eyes.
Immediately, he recoiled, fighting for breath.
“What the Nether?”
A hand on his shoulder, shaking him.
Eret began to laugh, high and maniacal as the reality of the situation descended on him.
“You idiots!” he spat out, still giggling. He smiled triumphantly at the three shocked faces. “They’re here.”
The window smashed open.
The trickster was dead with a shuriken through his throat in half a second.
The door slammed a second later, and the woman never got to scream as a flurry of claws and fury descended on her.
Eret laughed through it all, slightly delirious.
His father walked through the door.
Eret hardly noticed as the temperature dropped.
“Eret, baby—”
Hands on his face, hands freeing his arms and legs, rubbing the feeling back into his stiff limbs. A bottle pressed his lips, a healing potion flowing down his throat.
“I got Charlie!”
Eret slumped, relief flooding him. Charlie was safe, Charlie was okay.
He didn’t have to fight anymore, he could relax.
He slipped into unconsciousness.
…
Charlie barely had time to comprehend the door slamming open before Puffy and Wilbur were scooping him up, holding him tight in a hug.
“We got you,” Wilbur was saying, over and over again, as if trying to convince himself. “We got you, we got you.”
Charlie let them hold him, felt their magic pulse and flare around him protectively.
It was going to be okay.
Wilbur held Charlie in a princess carry and brought him to the main room.
Charlie shrank back when he saw the young man, though he wasn’t going anywhere with Dream and Techno holding him against the wall.
“Don’t kill him,” he said in a quiet voice.
Phil—Dad—turned at his quiet plead. “Mate—”
“He was nice,” Charlie added. “He let Eret visit.”
Okay, the guy hadn’t been exactly ‘nice,’ but he didn’t do nothing to deserve dying.
Not really.
Phil gave him a thoughtful look, then nodded to Techno. “Let him go.”
The young man fell, gasping and wheezing.
“Get out of my sight,” Phil said. “Be lucky the kid likes you.”
The man stumbled to his feet and to the door under record time, running as quickly as his weak legs could go.
Phil sighed, and Charlie felt the weight of it from across the room.
“Let’s go home.”
…
Phil sighed contently as he tucked Charlie in, the slime hybrid all snuggled away in the middle of Tubbo, Ranboo, Tommy, Jack, and Purpled. The five had dog-piled him, kidnapped him to Purpled’s bed (kicking the twins out to sleep somewhere else), and snuggled him to sleep.
In Sam, Quackity, and Eret’s room, Eret was sitting on the edge of his bed, waiting for Niki and Fundy to come back. The two insisted on sleeping with Eret, even though he had insisted he was fine. Sam and Quackity were elsewhere right now, probably helping to cause the destruction Phil could hear happening in his living room.
Eret had taken off his shirt, the wound on his shoulder angry and red. The healing potion had only done so much. Kristin had taken a guess at the blade having some form of enchantment.
Phil set the bottles of ointment and wraps down, and hummed softly as he inspected the wound. The cuts were deep and irritated and raw, but they didn't need stitches. Gently, he began to re-clean the wounds, muttering soft apologies every time Eret flinched.
“Dad?”
Phil hmmed, not looking up from his work.
“Who’s the Heir?”
Phil looked up at that.
Notes:
secrets, secrets, secrets...any answers?
I dont think soooooooo.
Chapter 48: From Before
Summary:
Fundy is dragged back to 'before.'
Notes:
How we doing darlings?
i've got 99 comments in my inbox and I've loved and adored each and every one - I promise i'll get to them sometime. i just have midterms coming up so sorry it's taking so long.
Annnyyway i threw this together just to prove once and for all that I'm evil and have no regrets.
Also, there's three or four people in the comments that have surprised me. You will be getting callouts here after the fic is done and All is Revealed. I am s h o c k e d at some of ya'lls intuition.
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Chapter Text
“C’mon Fundy, stay together!”
Fundy chirped softly, pulling his attention away from the pretty banners and scampering back to the hoard that was his family.
Wilbur pulled him close for a hug, ruffled his fluffy hair, and pressed him close to his side.
“This has got to be one of Dadza’s worst ideas,” Puffy muttered, her motherly instincts bristling at all the people so close to her siblings.
“You’re telling me,” Techno said, ignoring the tug on his belt. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo glared at him. Techno stoically paid them, and the leashes that kept them from vanishing into ‘Never Gonna Find Me Land’, no mind.
“I’m surprised we still have everyone,” Schlatt mumbled, ignoring how Niki had taken his hand, pressing herself close to his side as a troupe of soldiers passed.
“Because Puffy yells at us whenever we try to run away,” Dream whined, hanging off his ‘mother’s’ cloak like an overgrown toddler.
“Shush, duckling,” Puffy said absentmindedly, expertly catching Karl around the collar before he could dart away.
Sapnap sniggered, only for Dream to smack him upside the head.
“Do we still have everyone?” Eret called from the ‘back’ of the group, Jack and Charlie chasing each other around him.
“Far as I can tell,” Punz yawned, popping his shoulder and keeping one eye on Purpled. The younger boy was busy laughing at T-Squared and Co., and it was making him nervous.
“That doesn’t reassure me,” Eret said.
“Who’s got Foolish?” Ranboo asked. He was in Hidden form, wearing a mask and glasses because while he trusted his family with his real face, he didn’t trust anyone else.
“I do,” Puffy answered, the shark hybrid standing attentively at her side.
“Callahan’s got Hannah,” George pointed out before anyone could ask.
“Why do we have to stay heeeerreee?” Tubbo whined, pulling on Techno.
“Because Dadza said so,” Wilbur said helpfully.
“Whyyyyyy?”
“Because Dad wanted to take us all on a family vacation,” Minx rolled her eyes.
“Makes no sense,” Ponk grumbled. “I hate all of you.”
“So Ponk is gonna be the first to get bidded off,” Sam announced, and Michael guffawed.
Fundy listened to the chatter around him, Wilbur making sure he stayed close.
Slowly, almost hazily, a fog began to creep into his mind, numbing his feelings and body. The din of his family’s arguing faded away, the ruckus of the market trickled away into nothingness.
A girl was looking at him.
Across the massive market, leaning against the barrel, was a girl.
Fundy made eye-contact, and couldn’t look away. He was trapped, frozen in place, pinned by an invisible force.
He blinked, and he wasn’t in the market.
He gasped sharply, stale air rushing into his lungs with a sickening lurch. He staggered, pressing a hand to his head as spots flickered across his vision.
His family was gone, he wasn’t in the bazar.
The room was quiet, eerily so, and dusty. Everything here, from the curtains to the books on the shelves to the frilly bassinet, looked as if no one had touched it in years. It was cold and stale, forgotten.
As if it had been sealed like a tomb.
“Hello, little kit.”
Fundy whirled on the balls of his feet, knife in his hand and poised before he even turned around all the way.
The girl.
She smiled, and there was something in her eyes that made Fundy nervous. Not a bad nervous—just nervous.
She knew too much.
She had seen too much.
There was sorrow in those ice-chip eyes.
Fundy swallowed, sheathing his knife backing away from her. “Where are we?”
The girl smiled sadly. “You wouldn’t remember, would you?”
Fundy blinked, breath stuttered a bit through his nose. He knew his family had memory issues, but he didn’t think they applied to him as well.
“You were just a baby, after all.”
Fundy felt a shiver run up his spine. “I wasn’t—Wilbur found me as a baby—in the woods outside one of our old homes.”
The girl’s smile turned forlorn and reminiscent. “And who, little kit, do you think put you there?”
Fundy’s breath caught in his throat.
“You—”
“Took you from this very room,” the girl said, dragging a slender hand over the dresser, looking at the streaks her fingers left behind. “Took you from the family that would have let you die.”
Fundy sputtered. “What?”
“This room hasn’t been touched since the day I left,” the girl said to herself, inspecting her dirtied fingers. “I knew you were abandoned. You had even stopped crying.”
“What are you talking about?” Fundy was starting to get irritated with the round-about way the girl was speaking.
“Do you know who lives here?” the girl asked.
Fundy shook his head. The room belonged to a wealthy family, obviously, but there was no way to tell which one. There were plenty of wealthy families in the Capitol of the Third Kingdom.
“Probably for the best,” the girl sighed. “Wouldn’t want your father getting miffed at me for telling you things you aren’t ready for.”
“You’re that girl George dreamt about,” Fundy suddenly said. “The one on the roof.” Recognition flickering on his face. “You’re an Ancient.”
The girl laughed. It was bright, but laced with undertones of grief. “That I am, little fox. But I would pay George some mind when he talks of dreams.”
Fundy felt his stomach turn as the girl pinned him with another look.
“Dreams often hold more truth than our minds wish to acknowledge.”
Fundy had no answer to that. He changed the subject. “Who are you?”
Something in the girl’s eyes buckled. “I am—lost. This world tried to destroy me as they helped destroy my sister. She died long ago, when the Fifth Kingdom was still fresh-born among her siblings. It didn’t take them long to destroy what is good with this world.”
Fundy tried to be more specific. “Your name?”
The girl stared off into space past Fundy’s head, seeing something Fundy could never hope to imagine.
“My name has been forgotten to mortal lips,” she said quietly. “To utter it would change nothing.”
Fundy was getting nowhere with this, and he knew it. “Who was your sister?” he asked instead, trying to ignore the fact he was in an empty, dusty room he had apparently been kidnapped from years ago with a crazy person.
“My sister?” the girl’s face somehow lit up and fell at the same time. “My sister was Hope.”
Fundy screwed up his face. “But—”
“Fate killed her.”
Fundy felt a hand grip his heart and squeeze. “What?” he breathed.
The girl still wasn’t looking at him. “My sister died to Fate’s hand, and consequently hope died among the mortals. They had no reason to live anymore, no purpose. For without hope, there is no tomorrow.”
The girl finally looked back to him. “But your father—”
She backed him into a corner, eyes shining with something Fundy had never seen before.
“Your father stills believes,,” she whispered, hands reaching up to cup his face. “He is defying everything the Ancients ever thought possible.”
Her thumb caressed Fundy’s cheek. Fundy didn’t dare move.
“My sister may yet still be alive,” the girl just barely breathed. “Hundreds of lifetimes spent alone, hated and forgotten, and she may still be alive, brought back through your father’s will alone.”
Fundy gently took her wrists, trying to get her to stop touching her face, but she was unmovable, her skin as smooth and cool as marble. His tongue felt thick in his mouth—he couldn’t speak.
“Your father is not perfect,” she continued. “He is flawed, and his morals are grey. He has done many things in his past for which you would hate him for. But listen to me—”
The grip grew tight, and Fundy struggled past a mini panic attack, her fingers pressing into his face.
“Don’t ever leave him,” the girl said. “Don’t ever abandon him. For if you abandon him—”
Fundy couldn’t breathe.
“All hope is lost.”
A kiss, soft and tender, to his forehead.
“You may be the Angel’s now, but you were mine first and foremost.”
Fundy felt his head slip towards the fog once more. He wavered, and the girl caught him.
“Remember me, my child. In your darkest hour, remember me, and I will save you.”
…
“Fundy?”
Fundy blinked blearily, looking up at his brother. He felt strangely refreshed, as if he had just had the best nap of his life.
Wilbur chuckled. “You fell asleep standing up.”
“Oh,” Fundy yawned, stretching. His legs felt stiff. His siblings were still arguing, now about where they would eat. The girls wanted Buckstars, and the boys were vying for Backout Steakhouse. It was getting testy.
What a strange dream.
He frowned, kneading at his temples, a headache tingling at the surface.
Dreams often hold more truth than our minds wish to acknowledge.
Notes:
This is the girl who delivered Fundy and Lani in the woods, kept Michael from killing the slavers in 'Not Useless', and talked to George in 'Nothing Good Happens After Midnight'.
Hope this was to ya'lls liking!!
Stay safe, my darlings!! Drink water and do your homework. it's not gonna do itself!
Chapter 49: Chores
Summary:
Family bonding over chores, dead bugs, and Monster.
What could go wrong?
Notes:
Update two days in a row? You are being spoiled this week XD
This shorter chapter is a part of the contest I am currently holding biweekly in my discord (https://discord.gg/V5vfbqFA). This week's winner is DinoNuggies99!!
This chapter is, technically, out of order, but i wanted the timeline straight.
Enjoy!
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Chapter Text
“I hate this job—”
Eret rolled his eyes, trying not to snap.
“—I hate this farm—”
Punz grumbled, scrubbing harder.
“—I hate this brush—”
Ponk grit his teeth so hard Eret was almost positive he heard a molar crack.
“—I hate the sky—”
“Why don’t you add ‘everything’ to that list, Tommy?” Eret finally said, a bit more impatiently than he meant to.
Tommy glared at him, fingers chapped and red from the bucket. “We’re scrubbing the side of the house when it’s literally hotter than the Nether and more humid than the bathroom after George took a shower. I do currently hate everything.”
“Why’d it have to be Tommy?” Punz said, sitting on his heels as he paused at the last patch of the siding. Sweat dripped down his forehead, and his hair had long since been plastered to his skin.
“Because he can keep the water hot so it’s easier to scrub,” Ponk muttered, furiously rubbing back and forth over a spot roughly two inches big to get a stain off.
“We have, like, four pyromaniacs living with us,” Punz pointed out, rolling his wrist as Tommy continued his tirade of hatred, wings hanging loosely on his shoulders. It was so humid his feathers were sizzling with every movement. “Why couldn’t Eryn have helped?”
“Wilbur sprained Eryn’s wrist yesterday,” Ponk said, using his nail to scrape off a dead ladybug that had cemented itself to the siding.
Punz paused in his quest to remove the outline of a hosta leaf that had imprinted on the bottom panels. “How did I not know this?”
“That’s what I wanna know, considering Eryn bawled like a baby for about an hour,” Ponk said.
Punz shook his head. “Okay fine—what about Jack?”
“Had to help Mumza with the washing. Honestly, we’re probably better off considering she’s been putting it off for almost a month.”
“And Sapnap?”
“Has the day off.”
Even Eret paused at that. “How did Sapnap manage to get out of this?”
“He managed to give Mumza a day off last week.”
“Okay—how did Sapnap, of all people, manage to give Mumza a day off. Even Techno can’t do that on a good day.”
“He bribed the little kids into cleaning the whole house while she was at the market so she didn’t have to the next day.”
“Bribed?” Eret shook his brush out, wincing at the sore that was forming on his thumb. “With what?”
Ponk looked around, then leaned forward to whisper. “Karl’s stash of Monster the parents don’t know about.”
Punz froze. “And when will he be distributing that bribe?”
Ponk sat back and looked at the sky, squinting as he pretended to take his time thinking. “Today, actually? I think—”
Fate must have had comedic timing, because at that exact second, Sapnap quite literally exploded out of the front door, running for his life. Karl was half a second behind him, absolute fuming if his screaming and red face was anything to go off of. He launched off the front porch, landing right on Sapnap’s back.
Behind those two came approximately twelve of the little siblings, all cheering Karl on. Eret could see their wild eyes from here, and knew for a fact every one of them was hyped up on enough caffeine to kill a horse.
“I’m gonna go on a limb as say caffeine doesn’t affect magic well?” Ponk said, flopping down on his backside to watch the Karl v. Sapnap that Karl was very clearly going to lose.
“Considering it’s a stimulant and Phil has expressly forbade soda pop of any kind for that exact reason—” Eret, the only one still actually attempting to work, as Punz and Ponk were watching the fight and Tommy had vanished a while ago, pointed out.
Tubbo whooped so loudly his voice cracked, jumping off the porch railing and completely forgetting to flap his wings. He hit the ground, rolled into one of the rose bushes and immediately started laughing. Drista snorted so hard out of her nose at him she gave herself a bloody nose, and Jack did nothing but point and laugh as diamonds started plinking down her face.
Karl was still yelling, but Sapnap had him on his back, straddling Karl’s hips to keep him down, trying to keep the younger boy from clawing his face out.
“When they crash, they’re going to crash hard,” Punz said mildly, sighing as he reached for his brush he had dropped in the bucket to soak off the gunk that had gotten embedded in the bristles.
Karl cursed and kicked as Sapnap twisted him over onto his stomach while holding his arms, Sapnap still trying to wheedle his way out of sleeping with one eye open for a year.
Foolish’s belly-laughing led to him choking on air, and Niki was literally sobbing with laughter, unable to stand and left sitting on the porch, legs through the railings as she rested her head on one of the railings.
“And we won’t be in any trouble whatsoever—” Ponk said loftily, going back to the ladybug corpses.
“—because we minded our own business—” Punz added.
“—and did what we were told in the first place,” Ponk finished with a solemn head-nod.
“Ya’ll better not start doing that twin crap,” Eret said, flicking water at Ponk. “I had enough of that with Techno and Wilbur when we were, what? Ten?”
“That was all Wilbur and you know it,” Punz corrected, using a rock to take off a petrified frog that must have waited too long in the sun some odd years ago. “Techno tried to string him up by the seat of his pants to the flagpole when he wouldn’t stop after a solid three days.”
Karl shrieked as Sapnap got both of his skinny wrists in one hand and used the other to tickle his sides, the twelve ragamuffins cheering him on.
“He’s ticklish?” Eret wondered, dipping his brush back into the now-cold water.
“You wouldn’t think so, for how touchy he is,” Ponk mused, standing up and sighing as his back cracking in four places, popping his knee in a way that had Eret glaring at him.
“Schlatt’s ticklish too, by the way,” Punz said innocently.
Eret paused. “How do you know that?”
Punz looked up and grinned like an imp. “Now that, my dear Eret, is gonna cost you.”
“May I remind you that I am currently Niki’s favorite, and she’s got that pet alligator in the basement Mum and Dad don’t know about.”
Sapnap had switched to threats over bargaining, going on about how’d he sit there, not letting up, till Karl promised on their mother to not retaliate. Karl was holding out pretty well—either or that he was laughing too hard to actually speak.
Punz pouted, but reached for the rag hanging off the bucket. “Fine. Me and Minx got stuck with him on dish duty last—week? Or was it last month? Anyway, she poked him in the side to get him to move out of the way and he jumped about a mile in the air. Minx pushed it and, well—guy’s ticklish as a baby.”
“Good to know—” Eret smiled with his teeth, wringing his wrist out. “Good to know.”
“You didn’t hear that from me,” Punz pointed accusingly.
“Not a word,” Eret chuckled, looking back as Karl finally pleaded uncle with breathless gasps, unable to take it anymore.
The gremlins on the porch whined, but scrambled back inside when Sapnap shooed them that way.
Within seconds, it was back to peaceful silence.
“Should we go get Tommy?” Ponk asked, adjusting to sit cross-legged.
“And ruin this golden opportunity to listen to nothing?” Eret toed him in the leg. “I don’t think so.”
“Who needs hot water anyways?” Punz said, and Eret caught the hint of the mischievous tone in time to turn to see him dump the bucket of filthy water all of Ponk.
Eret sighed as Ponk shrieked so loudly his ear popped and jump to his feet.
Punz was already halfway up the driveway.
Eret went back to scrubbing as Ponk chased after him.
Silence at last.
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Chapter 50: Drowning Kinda Sucks
Notes:
A little present for Nord, and a warmup for me to get used to writing these guys since I went so long without writing them.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Schlatt didn’t know how to swim.
He had not shared this fact with anyone, and was not about to, even though it had been years since Phil had yoinked him from the Pit. Not even Phil knew. Phil didn’t need to know. It’s not like they went swimming all the time, and when they did Schlatt made some bullcrap excuse about working on his tan.
He didn’t want to learn how to swim, and he had no plans on learning anytime soon.
At least the kids were having fun.
Wilbur and Schlatt, the designated life-guards, didn’t bring that many this time. George had gotten sick again and spread it to literally everyone within a week.
The few survivors included Wilbur—somehow, considering the avian had the immune system of an old, dying man—Schlatt, Charlie, Ant, and Velvet. The baby vampire needed fresh air, Phil had said. Get him away from the chaos and give him some peace and quiet.
Charlie snuck along.
Schlatt watched them closely, knowing deep down in his gut he wouldn’t be able to do anything if any of them actually did start to drown. The water was shallow though, he told himself. Only a nimrod could drown here.
Ant found a way.
Schlatt snapped out of a relaxed daze to Ant’s cut-off scream. He sat bolt upright, eyes fixing on the water. He didn’t see his brother, only ripples on the surface.
“ Ant! ”
Charlie had a deathgrip on Velvet, the two up to their waist in the water—the baby Changeling would never have enough strength to drag himself and Ant to the surface.
“Schlatt!” Wilbur shouted, rushing into the water to grab Velvet too, face pale. “I’ll never make it back up with my wings!”
How hard could it be?
Schlatt charged into the water, facing this obstacle like he had all others.
With stubborn bullheadedness.
He sank—of course he did, because he had no idea how to keep his head above water—and found Ant thrashing under the water.
Schlatt could just barely see Ant’s foot wrapped up on a loose piece of netting. A rock was attached—the higher shelf of the bottom of the lake was only a few feet away. Ant must’ve gotten his foot caught and panicked, thrashed about, and knocked the rock loose to drag him down.
Schlatt grabbed Ant by the back of the neck, forcing the feline hybrid still, and made a gesture under the water to stay calm. He used Ant’s body to pull himself down, grabbing at the net and pulling as hard as he could.
The panic bubbling under his own skin helped. Schlatt didn’t get scared—
He got mad.
The rope snapped and Ant immediately kicked his feet, getting himself to the surface just fine.
Schlatt tried to copy what his brother did, but his limbs wouldn’t cooperate. He felt too heavy, too gangly and uncoordinated. His lungs had been begging for air before he’d even reached Ant—now they felt like they were going to pop. He locked his hands over his mouth and nose, knowing if water got in his lungs—
He kicked desperately, but got nowhere.
I survived the Pit, and I’m going to die in a shallow lake.
A hand grabbed his arm. Schlatt felt the pull up —it took so long —then his head broke the surface.
“What do you mean you don’t know how to swim?!” Charlie shrieked in his ear, the only thing between Schlatt and drowning.
“Get me to solid ground,” Schlatt growled at him, ignoring the fact he was holding on to the kid so tightly Charlie was definitely going to have bruises later.
Charlie tugged, and Schlatt felt the kids legs kick in the water. Schlatt’s feet found sand and he quickly got his own feet under him. He was forced to lean on Charlie when his head dipped, and Charlie helped him sit down. Schlatt immediately flopped flat on his back, heaving in beautiful oxygen.
“I am so so sorry.”
Schlatt opened one eye and glared at Ant. “What?”
“I didn’t know your foot got caught too,” the feline said hurriedly, Velvet using his claws to rip the rope off his ankle, Wilbur rubbing his back. “I wouldn’t have left you down there if I knew you got stuck!”
Schlatt raised an eyebrow.
“Yeah, I dissolved it off with my slime,” Charlie said brightly, poking Schlatt's ribs knowingly. “Who knew it worked under water!”
Wilbur gave Schlatt the look, and Schlatt, in turn, gave him a ‘I’ll kill you’ glare.
“It’s fine.” Schlatt flopped back and closed his eyes, calming his pounding heart. “No harm, no foul.”
…
“Why didn’t you tell anyone you didn’t know how to swim?”
Schlatt rolled his eyes, rubbing his hair with his towel. It had been a fight over the shower, but Schlatt had merely locked Charlie in the closet and pulled one of Wilbur’s feathers. “You can’t swim either.”
“I have wings that weigh me down. Your big head get all waterlogged too?”
Schlatt threw the towel on the floor, specifically because he knew it’d annoy Eret, and sighed. “Fine. I don’t know how to swim. Happy?”
“No. Ant, and then you, almost died. We’re lucky Charlie swims like a fish.”
Schlatt tugged on his shirt. “Well what am I supposed to do?”
Wilbur raised an eyebrow. “I dunno, ask Mumza? She knows how to swim. Dad does too, just not as well with his big ol’ wings.”
Schlatt scoffed. “I’m not asking anyone how to swim.”
“What’s wrong with it? It’s not like you’re asking for a public display of affection, since you seem to be allergic to those.”
“I’m not going to be weak ,” Schlatt spat.
Wilbur sighed. “Your weakness almost got you killed. Is it worth it?”
He left, shouting at one of the twins and pounding on the bathroom door so he could finally take his own shower.
Schlatt glared at the dresser like it was the source of all his problems. He heard Charlie scream at something down the hall, and a lightbulb went off.
…
Charlie shrieked as Skeppy roared at him for the mess of slime and flour on his bed. Didn’t matter that Charlie didn’t even do it —Skeppy just saw him first.
He did the only sensible thing he could in that moment—he ran.
He didn’t make it very far before a hand closed on his collar and yanked him. He barely got the yelp out before a hand closed over his mouth and he was pressed against the door.
“I’ll save you, but you owe me a favor.” Schlatt glared down at him, fist tight in the front of Charlie’s shirt.
Charlie stared at him, confused, then the door pounded.
“I know the little rat’s in there! Hand him over!” Skeppy sounded ticked .
Charlie didn’t even wait to see what the favor was before nodding emphatically around the hand on his face. Schlatt shoved him farther in the room, opened the door, demon-stared Skeppy down until he walked away, then closed the door and crossed his arms.
Charlie gulped and realized he probably should’ve figured out what the favor was before he agreed. Schlatt was known for making the little kids do stupid things for his own entertainment—oh Ancients, Charlie was going to die .
“You’re gonna teach me how to swim.”
“... huh? ”
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Chapter 51: Girls' Trip
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"Alright, girls. I want to see everything packed up and ready to go in five," Puffy ushered, her hands on her hips and meeting all of her sisters' eyes. "That means you too, Minx."
Said Minx rolled her eyes, but rolled off her bed to finish packing anyway.
When Puffy was content with her sisters packing, she went to the kitchen to find the money pouches they had been promised by Phil for this trip.
"Looking for these?"
Puffy turned around to find Mumza holding three small leather bags tied together with horse string.
"Yeah!" She grabbed the pouches, relieved one of her brothers hadn’t found them instead.
"Try not to spend all the money. We may have a walking diamond mine, but I'd like my kids to be at least a bit frugal." Kristin smiled warmly.
"I'll be sure to keep it away from Minx and Drista." Puffy snorted, thinking of all the things the two would do with that much money. They didn’t need another camel.
"Puffy!"
She turned her head at Foolish’s call from the front. Instantly suspicious, she sighed and walked back into the front room, finding several more people occupying the space than five seconds ago.
"Where did you all come from?" she asked, flabbergasted.
"Can't we just come and say goodbye to our dearest sisters?" Tubbo asked, holding Lani in a death grip, his wings blocking any sign of the girl.
Puffy clicked her tongue. "Fair enough." She looked over at the other girls, one of her brothers hugging or talking, or arguing in Minx's case, with their sisters.
Puffy almost fell over as a sudden weight landed on her back, squeezing her tightly.
"How dare you leave without saying goodbye!" Foolish said in a wounded voice. Puffy smiled at his concern and hugged him back, feeling his chin rest against her white curly hair. "I would never leave without saying goodbye. You know that, duckling."
"You won't be gone for long, right?" Foolish asked, his voice only above a whisper.
"It's just one week," Puffy said softly, smoothing circles on his back, feeling the worry he was trying to hide. "You'll be fine."
"What about the others?"
"Now their fate is in the hands of the Ancients and it's my week off so don't come get me."
Foolish laughs, hugging Puffy just a bit tighter.
"Come oooonn. We got places to beeee," Drista whined, leaning off one of the couch's arm rests.
"If I have to spend one more minute with these idiots, I'm going to lose it," Minx stated with crossed arms, giving Schlatt a death glare. Schlatt just rolled his eyes. He should be lucky that Minx was leaving for the week, or else she would find her shampoo bottle replaced with baby powder.
"Alright, alright. Time to head out!"
The girls began to cheer while the clingier boys mumbled their complaints.
Everyone said their final goodbyes. Dream didn't let Drista leave without giving a full list of does and don't, which she probably wasn't planning on following.
Callahan helped Hannah with her bags, most of which were filled with various types of flowers and some edible plants. She refused to go without bringing some flowers, arguing that they were a necessity so she could make flower crowns.
Aimsey had gotten herself in a giant bear hug with Billzo, Tubbo, Ranboo, Tommy, and Lani, who had somehow squeezed herself in between everyone.
Tina and Eryn quickly wrapped up their conversation, something to do with a prank war against Quackity and Foolish. Puffy was sure that it wouldn’t cause any future problems—absolutely not.
Kristin gave some last minute details to Alyssa, the girl nodding along to her mother's words while double-checking that she had everything in her duffle bag.
Jack squeezed Niki so hard he could have sworn she heard a squeak. Puffy definitely noticed Techno slide a small dagger into her hand when it came to his turn to swallow the Princess up in a big bear hug.
Minx explained, in smug detail, to Schlatt how the girls got to have a nice, relaxing week-long vacation while the boys had to deal with each other and their own chaos. To say Schlatt looked like he wanted to headbutt a wall was an understatement.
"First one to the horses gets dibs on the bath first!" Drista yelled, already darting towards the door.
Everyone immediately sprang into action. The girls started pushing and shoving to be the first ones to the horses while the boys cheered and riled them up.
Tommy especially was cheering on Drista. "Beat their—"
"Langua—" Bad was interrupted by Alyssa shoving him out of her way. "Hey!" He yelled back, the girl already out of the house, not even apologizing.
During the chaos, Schlatt was knocked into a wall, someone stepped on Ranboo's tail, Tubb was thrown across a couch, somehow, Ponk and Punz started arguing whether Alyssa or Drista was going to win, Tina used Eryn as a human shield, Sapnap almost burnt off Quackity's wings, Karl screamed and jumped into Micheal's arms, Tommy was wacked over the head with a shoe, and Techno stood in the corner watching the chaos unfold while sipping on coffee. Which was the weirdest thing because they hadn't been able to make coffee for the past three days ever since Charlie thought it was a good idea to caffeinate the littles.
Lives were changed and sleep became nonexistent.
Puffy sighed happily, watching the chaos that was her siblings, grabbing her backpack and headed towards the door. "See you guys in a week!" She shouted over her shoulder, closing the door behind her. She stopped and smelled the fresh air. She closed her eyes and let it sink in. All the girls would be gone for one week, staying at a nice resort town.
Finally, some peaceful time with just her sisters—no boys and no parents.
Paradise.
"Me and Minx are leading!" Puffy shouted, sprinting over to the horses, all the other girls ready.
This was going to be a great week.
…
"I swear to the Ancients, Hannah get over here and help me ." Aimsey shot Hannah a heated glare, arms full of bags. Hannah smiled, twisting her finger in her curly brown hair.
"But it looks like you got it." She smiled, knowing full well that Aimsey did not "got it."
"I will put mice in your bed," she threatened, blowing her raven hair out of her eyes. Hannah gave her a disgusted look. She rolled her eyes indignantly but walked over to help her anyway.
"If you ever put mice in my bed, I will put thorns in yours." She grabs three bags, her jade-green eyes sharp as she stares into Aimsey's soul. Aimsey brushed her off and headed into the building where they would be staying for the next week.
"Jeez, it was just a joke."
" You're a joke."
"Hey!"
Hannah ran off laughing her head off, a fumbling Aimsey chasing her.
…
"Brush?"
"Here you go."
"Hair ties?"
"Here's four—no wait three."
"Straightener?"
"Careful, it's still hot."
"This isn't my first hair emergency, Puffy." Minx rolls her eyes as her sister carefully gives her the iron. She takes it without another thought, all her lessons from Kristin easing into her muscles. Her hands are quick and precise, but gentle and slow when needed.
"Don't worry, Niki," she says with hair ties in her mouth. "This hair emergency is about to become a hair victory."
The younger girl still shivers from the heat of the curling iron, nails digging into her leggings.
"It won't hurt… right?" Her little voice pipes up, her body completely stiff.
Puffy scoots around Minx and places her hand over Niki's cold fingers.
"It'll be alright," Puffy encouraged, her warm golden eyes full of love. "Minx has done this plenty of times."
"Actually, I've only done it a couple of times—"
Minx shut up after a quick glare from Puffy, returning her attention to fixing Niki's destroyed hair, all tangled and messed up in a thousand burrs after Tina had accidentally pushed her into the forest. "Just trust us, okay?"
Niki nodded, a small but a timid smile on her thin lips.
"O-okay."
Puffy smiles back. "Brave little girl."
...
"Higher! Higher!" Lani shouted as Drista pushed the swing, laughing with her sister.
"Lani, I'm pushing as hard as I can!" Drista pointed out, continuing to push her sister to her demands.
"But I want to touch the sky!" Lani says cheerfully.
Drista smiled and chuckled. "You can, silly. Just use your bee wings."
"But dad said that we had to stay in our hidden forms," Lani argued back, her voice bellowing against the wind as she swings up and down.
Drista was thankful the park is empty at this hour. She doesn't want anyone hearing their secrets. Drista pushed Lani again, thinking over what her sister said. Dadza would definitely be disappointed if they were to break his rules.
But he wasn’t not here, was he?
Drista suddenly grabbed the swing’s chains and stopped the swing, Lani practically falling out of the seat in shock.
"Hey! What was that for?" She asks indignantly, glaring at Drista with her big brown eyes, which didn't help her threatening stare at all.
"Well, Lani," Drista started, mischief in her dark green eyes, "what Dadza doesn't know won't hurt him?"
Lani looks up at her with utter surprise.
"But we can't disobey Dadza!" She whispers, as if Dadza could hear them from all the way across the Kingdoms.
Drista just smiled, all teeth.
"It's not disobeying if he doesn't find out. Now, do you wanna go catch some late night breezes or not?"
Lani hummed and played with her short chestnut hair. "I guess it wouldn't hurt?" She said after a while, hesitance in her face.
Drista shoved that away and grabbed the small girl by the arm, dragging her away from the park and towards the nearby woods.
"You won't regret it, I promise!"
"Yeah…" Lani looks over her shoulder, wondering if she made the right choice.
…
"What were you thinking?!" Alyssa hissed, pushing Drista into a bush, grabbing Lani and following suit.
"We're sorryyy," Lani apologized, tears pricking her eyes. She latched onto Alyssa, soaking her gray sweater.
Even in their situation, and how furious Alyssa felt, she calmed herself down and hugged Lani. "It's okay, you're safe now."
"Technically speaking, no we are not." Drista reminded everyone.
Alyssa shot her a death glare.
"You're glad I'm not a snitch, or else I'd be explaining to Dream in essay detail what you did." Drista chuckled nervously, scooting away from the older girl.
"What we going to do?" Lani asks urgently, glancing behind Alyssa nervously.
Alyssa chewed her lip, trying to come up with a plan. Her heartbeat picks up as she feels people approaching, magic tingling and warning her. She closed her eyes and summoned her magic, hoping what little she could do would stop them. It worked a little bit, but her magic wasn't strong enough.
She flashed back into reality, gulping in air. She carefully eased to her feet, placed Lani on her hip, and grabbed Drista's hand to help her up.
" Run! "
Drista didn't need to be told twice. She immediately dashed into the forest, faster than any other girl her age had a right to be. Alyssa followed after, but the added weight of Lani slowed her down.
They ran until they couldn’t, their legs and lungs forcing them to stop until they could breathe again. Alyssa collapsed against a tree, her sweaty head hitting the hard bark. "I-I don't know- know if I can go-go on," she gasped between breaths. Her eyes closed against her will, her tired body slacking against the tree.
"Alyssa!"
She distantly hears Lani's panicked voice, but her heavy breathing and the blood rushing into her head drained out any other sounds.
She tried to stay awake, she really did.
She can't let her sisters be vulnerable. Anyone could attack. Anyone could hurt her family.
She—she— can't let that happen .
Against all odds, and probably defying some biological science, she stood up, her body shaking from hurt and tiredness.
"Alyssa?" Drista asks weakly, worry lining her pale face.
"F-fi— I'm fine ," she gasped out, determined to get out of this forest alive.
She grabbed Lani and Drista's hands and started walking, albeit her entire body shaking with exertion. "Let's go," she ordered, and her sisters followed quietly.
…
She didn't remember much after that. Her last memory was falling into someone's arms, knowing her sisters were protected. That's all the confirmation she needed before she passed out.
She woke up in a lovely bed with the smell of herbal tea and lilacs beside her.
She peered to her side, finding Tina sitting patiently in a chair, looking at her with overwhelming joy.
Neither of them talked. Alyssa didn’t particularly want to use more energy, and Tina didn't push anything, for that she was thankful for.
She sipped on some water and tea before falling asleep once more, the gentle light, the soothing feeling of fairy magic engulfing her.
She was safe.
Her sisters were safe.
They all were safe.
…
The girls had a wonderful week at the resort, despite some issues that were quickly taken care of.
Between nails, hair, flower crowns, games, nightly chats, pillow fights, cuddles, snack stealing, spas, swimming, tanning, playing, and so much more, the girls almost forgot that they had to leave, and return home.
But that wouldn't stop them from having fun.
Sure, the resort was amazing, but they missed their brothers and parents, even if some argued otherwise.
They could all see it in their actions and in their longing looks.
And as they rode back, side by side, talking about everything and nothing, they promised that they would never tell anyone what had happened at the resort, whether good or bad. Everything that had happened was only for them to enjoy.
Though that small problem Drista caused was a really big motivator to keep quiet.
But what happens on the girls' trip, stays on the girls' trip.
Notes:
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Chapter 52: Not Meant for Children's Ears
Summary:
Puffy disobeys her father.
Chapter Text
Puffy glared at the men blocking her path. She clutched her basket tightly to her chest, ignoring the chill of dread that nipped at her spine.
It was cold out, but she knew for a fact the chill wasn’t from the wintery air.
“What’d you want?” she said, stepping back as one of them got too close. “I don’t have money.”
She did, but she wasn’t about to tell them that.
She also had a handful of knives in her shirt and a dagger in her skirt.
“Do you know a Philza Minecraft?” the man in the front asked professionally, standing firm.
“I do not,” she said primly, her knuckles starting to go numb from gripping the basket so tightly. “Please move.”
She stepped to the side, but one of the taller men moved with her. “Really, because the baker pointed you out as his daughter.”
Puffy cursed Mrs. Lars out under her breath.
“My father would have nothing to do with the likes of you,” she snipped, stepping well out of their reaching range.
The third man rolled his eyes. “You’d be surprised. Where’s your daddy?”
Puffy jutted her jaw, pride and stubbornness straightening her spine as she defied them with every ounce of her body langugage.
“Kid, c’mon—”
A hand landed on Puffy’s shoulder, and she nearly jumped, till Phil spoke. “What’s going on?”
The leader looked confused. “Who’re you?”
“Her father,” Phil snapped, pulling Puffy close to his side. “What business do you have with my daughter?”
The second man spoke. “Our business is with you.”
“Who sent you?” Phil asked, eyes narrowing.
The leader gave him a solemn stare. “The sixteenth rises with the blood of my enemies. The prince guides my drifting ship.”
Phil’s hand tightened on Puffy’s shoulder and a sour feeling settled in Puffy’s stomach.
“Puffy, sweet,” Phil said calmly. “Go find your mother.”
“But—”
“Go, child,” Phil said, and Puffy swallowed. Phil never called any of his kids that. “Hurry now.”
Puffy obeyed.
…
Puffy did not obey.
Puffy trailed them to a quieter part of town, the broken-down sector that a fire had taken out a few years ago.
Phil had taught her stealth well.
She huddled next to a crate, just out of sight and listened. The wind distorted some of the voices—she couldn’t tell who was speaking—but she didn’t dare peek around her box.
“Everything’s ready. The Loyalists have been weeded out. We’re ready whenever you are.”
A gusty sigh. Dad? “I need a bit yet.”
A grumble and a huff. “With all due respect, you’ve been saying that for almost a decade. There’s literally been no better opportunity. We need to move.”
“I will not bring children to war.”
“You’re going to have to. You promised you’d have them ready when the time came. The time is ready now. The Pillars are ready to fall, and someone needs to be there to take their place.”
“Not. Yet.”
A growl. “My men’s lives are on the line. Thousands of lives are the line—the whole kingdom is on the line.” A rough step, and Puffy imagined someone waving a finger in someone else’s face. “You cop out now, and millions are going to die. Our world is going to crumble.”
“The world will crumble regardless. Contrary to what you may think, I know what I’m doing. There is more here at stake than a kingdom.”
“What can be more important than our kingdom?!”
Silence so thick she could feel it pricked at Puffy’s skin.
“Have some patience, and you may live long enough to see. Till then, hold the fort. Hold things steady, just for a bit longer. The kids are almost ready.”
Puffy didn’t like the sound of that.
She didn’t wait to hear anymore. She ran, heart pounding white-hot fear to melt the icy dread.
Later that night, as she braided Hannah’s hair, watching her father as he told a bedtime story about the mers in the Sea of Enchantment, she wondered.
What was her father hiding?
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Chapter 53: Bad Experience
Summary:
Karl gets hurt.
Notes:
*TRIGGER WARNING*
bad things, *those things* are mentioned in this chapter.
EVERYBODY IS OKAY. NOBODY GETS HURT IN *THAT* WAY.
CONTENT IS MARKED WITH (.....)
just, proceed with caution.
WOOOOOO!!!! QUINTUPLE UPDATE!!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Ima drop-kick you off the nearest cliff,” Ponk muttered, glaring daggers at Karl.
“Go right ahead,” Karl hummed, sitting backwards in his saddle to smile cheekily at his older brother. “Let me know what Sapnap does to your soul.”
“He’ll give it to Bad,” Michael snorted. “Good luck with that.”
Ponk glowered. “Just sit in the saddle right—is that so hard?!”
“Yes,” Karl said with the straightest face ever. “Yes it is.”
Ponk cursed colorfully enough that Punz would have slapped his hands over Purpled’s ears.
“He’s dead, isn’t he?” Michael looked to Alyssa.
Alyssa grinned. “Deader than Techno’s will to keep putting up with all of us.”
“Surprised he hasn’t shot one of us out of a canon yet,” Ponk muttered, still glaring at Karl.
“He’s tried,” Karl said darkly.
“I don’t wanna know,” Ponk shook his head. “I wanna live.”
He ignored the laughter that followed him.
…
Town was quiet.
It was small, quaint, tucked away in the hills away from the war that had ripped apart the rest of the Kingdoms. It was a bit dilapidated, with the flowers dead and the paint peeling on almost every building.
Regardless, the papers were retrieved without a hitch, Ponk hiding them in a special compartment under his saddle.
“There’s only place to get lunch here,” Michael said as they headed out of the church, the cleric waving as they left. He pointed to across and down the street a bit, to a saggy old bar/hotel that looked like it had seen better days.
The Ruina was painted on a weathered sign that was still mounted to the side of the building through goodwill alone.
“That looks sketch,” Alyssa said simply, adjusting her fingerless gloves and cracking her knuckles.
“You wanna eat hardtack and dried meat again?” Ponk asked.
“That looks fantastic,” Alyssa said without missing a beat and marched across the street.
The inside of the building was surprisingly better than the outside. The tables were worn but clean, and the rafters had been dusted recently. The windows had curtains, and there were no signs of rodents. It even smelled nice, like stew and fresh bread—these older buildings usually smelled like rot and mildew.
“Huh,” Karl said, giving the place a once-over. “Not as bad as I thought.”
The waitress was kind and smiley and quite obviously pregnant, and the food wasn’t too bad. Michael complained the food wasn’t as good as Kristin’s, and Ponk smacked him upside the head for being rude in earshot of the waitress.
“Who would’ve thought?” Alyssa said, munching on bread.
“Not you,” Michael remarked. “You don’t think.”
“Michael, you are not one to ever give your opinion on thinking,” Alyssa pointed out.
Ponk snorted into his stew and Karl hid in his cup of milk.
Michael, every classily, stuck his tongue out at his sister and went back to eating.
They tipped well, a trait they had picked up from Kristin, and made to leave.
They didn’t make it to the door.
“ Ello young’uns.”
Ponk’s face was carefully blank at the man standing a solid foot taller than him and his siblings. He was smiling with pearly teeth, dusty hat hooding his eyes. Ponk had watched him get up at the same time as them, and had beaten them to the door.
There was something—off—about the guy in a way Ponk didn’t like.
“G’day.” Ponk tipped his imaginary hat and slipped by the guy, who was conveniently holding the door open.
Alyssa scittered past, then Michael shoved past. Karl tried to get by next, but an iron grip on his arm stopped him in his tracks.
“Well, now—” the man’s smile widened, and Karl’s stomach did a somersault. “Are you quite pretty?”
Karl frowned. “Leave off—” he tried to yank his arm, but the guy held on tighter.
“Can I buy you a drink?”
“Hey mister—”
The man looked up at Karl’s siblings.
All three had drawn their weapons.
Their shiny, obviously well-cared for, weapons.
“Let him go,” Alyssa said fiercely, under her breath, “and we won’t stain this nice floor.”
Karl felt the man tighten his grip, then he let go with a slight push. “Was only trying to be polite,” he muttered, shoving his way past Karl out the door.
He muttered something else, but none of the Minecraft kids cared enough to listen. Ponk and Michael flipped him off behind his back.
“Let’s get out of here,” Alyssa said, just a bit too brightly, linking her arm with Karl’s.
…
Unfortunately, they couldn’t.
“This is the last straw,” Michael grumbled, leading his horse back the way the kids had came. “Third time this month Bobo’s thrown a shoe.”
“Maybe to get back at you for calling her that horrible name,” Alyssa rolled her eyes.
“Ya’ll find something to do,” Ponk said once the blacksmiths came into view. “Dadza specifically told me not to let anyone of you do the buying.”
“Whaa?” Karl said, looking offended.
“Yes, you,” Ponk shot him a look. “Mister ‘I want a pet talking enchanted can of Monster.”
Karl opened his mouth, but had no argument.
He still missed Oscar.
“Karl, where’s your glasses?” Alyssa asked, fluffing Karl’s hair.
Karl felt around his head, then groaned. The bi-colored glasses had been a gift from T-Squared. He really didn’t want to figure out what happened if he went home without them.
“Left them at the diner, maybe?” Ponk suggested.
Karl shrugged, and decided to check.
Ponk kept going to the blacksmiths, Bobo dutifully following behind.
Alyssa made off to the nearest tree, content to spend her free time napping in the tallest branches. Karl didn’t know how she hadn’t fallen off yet.
Michael had disappeared as soon as Ponk had taken Bobo’s reigns, and to who knows where.
Karl watched Alyssa scale the tallest possible tree as gracefully as a monkey, and decided he wanted a nap too.
Looking across the street back towards the Ruina, he watched the cook, the pregnant waitress, and a few other people Karl guessed were the other waiters leave the building. They were carrying a few baskets of sorts, and were heading towards the only park-looking area in the town, probably to eat lunch.
They wouldn’t mind if Karl slipped inside to find his glasses.
The door was unlocked, and Karl pretended not to see the ‘Out to Lunch’ sign.
Inside was dark, the windows shut to avoid peeping toms and lamps snuffed to save oil.
Karl found the table he and his siblings had been sitting and, with relief, found his glasses on the floor next to his chair. He had probably dropped them when Ponk threw a piece of bread at him and he had jerked to avoid getting smacked in the face.
He had only just turned around when he nearly walked smack into another body.
“Oh, my bad—”
Karl’s apology dried in his throat. The man from earlier standing right there.
“H-hi—” Karl said nervously.
“Funny running into you here!” the man said, smiling with much too many teeth again.
Karl swallowed. “We’re not supposed to be in here.”
“And yet here we are, the staff gone for an hour at least,” the man kept smiling, and just now Karl realized it didn't reach his eyes.
Karl’s mouth turned to ash. “Look, man—I gotta go—”
He made to dart around the man, but he only made it a step before he was caught around the waist and shoved against the table.
“Now, we’re just getting acquainted—” the man’s voice was smoother than honey, his tone suggesting the unthinkable. “We didn’t have time earlier, what with your friends throwing a fit.”
“I don’t want to be acquainted,” Karl said in a little voice, fighting the urge to gag. The man’s hand was still on his side, burning him through his shirt. “I wanna go home.”
“My place isn’t so bad,” the man grinned, leaning forward to brush his nose against Karl’s neck. Karl couldn’t breathe, feeling the man’s thumb lift up the corner of his shirt to rub circles around the bony hollow of his hip, right above his jeans.
“I s-said no—” Karl hated how his voice shook.
“I can change your mind,” the man purred, and Karl let out a low hiss at the hot air that seemed to singe his neck. “Show you a good time.”
“I don’t want a good time,” Karl whispered, praying to whoever was listening that he would make it out of this.
“Because you’ve never been shown one.” The man sound so sincere, so gentle—
Karl squeezed his eyes shut as lips brushed his skin.
When had his hands been pressed to the table?
“No—” he gasped out. He felt hot and cold at the same time, fear in his heart and dread in his stomach. “I don’t want it—”
“You will,” the man said simply, and Karl’s heart dipped into the Antarctic. The man pulled him from the wall, wrapped an arm securely around Karl’s shoulders, holding his wrists tight in his free hand. “You will.”
Karl kept his eyes crushed tight against the tears that threatened to spill. His chest felt tight, as if he felt as though he was about to start screaming and sobbing at the same time.
Scream!!! You idiot!!
Karl opened his mouth, but all that came out was a haggard wheeze.
His head began to pound as the man led him to the stairs, fear swallowing him whole and scraping and clawing at his throat. They made it to the top of the stairs, the man hesitated—Karl knew, just knew, the sicko was deciding on a bedroom, picking out the perfect spot to—to—
“Karl?”
Karl’s heart leapt to his mouth at Michael’s call.
“Karl we gotta go, bud. Where are you?”
Karl opened his mouth, only for a hand to close over his lips, locking his jaw shut with a vicious grip.
“Make a sound—” Hot breath on his ear, “—and when I’m done with you, he’s next.”
Karl had never, not once, felt this cold in all his life. He couldn’t feel anything but a sickening cold that seemed to have burrowed into every nook and cranny of his soul.
“Karrrrllll, I wanna go home already—”
Karl stuttered a breath out through his nose—
And held still.
He would take this—Michael didn’t need to.
He was strong—he could do it—
“What are you doing?”
Michael was at the bottom of the stairs, fury etched onto every line of his body.
Karl could feel the wolf’s magic from at the top of the stairs.
“You sick, twisted—” Michael advanced up a step, shedding his cloak as he went. His eyes a blazing red, as the blood-born he was. “Just couldn’t keep your hands to yourself, just couldn’t let it be. Had to drag him away, keep him quiet were no one would save him.”
The man holding Karl seemed frozen. His knees were locked, his heart pounding against Karl’s back. He offered no rebuttal to Michael’s accusations, and his silence was his own damnation.
This man was weak, all monsters were.
Monsters quivered in the face of strength.
Especially to strength they could never hope to overcome.
“So guess what?” Michael was halfway up the stairs. His canines were on full display, and a grin twisted his lips. “No one’s going to save you either.”
The wolf lunged, and Karl was thrown. The man scrambled for a weapon, something to defend himself.
He didn’t get far.
Michael’s jaws clamped over the man’s throat, locked around his jugular.
Karl had five seconds to comprehend what was about to happen.
“M-Michael—” he whispered, then again, stronger, as the reality of the situation slammed into him. “Michael!”
Michael froze, not letting go. The man stopped moving too, eyes glassy and unfocused.
“Don’t—” Karl took a breath. “Not for me. Not yet.” Karl swallowed hard. “You’re not meant to kill yet.”
Michael, red eyes gleaming, took a few breaths.
Karl had a nagging feeling at the back of his head, a tingling that let him know it would be alright.
“Someone else will take care of it,” Karl said quietly, almost to himself. “Someone else knows.”
Michael growled, and Karl was afraid the wolf wouldn’t listen. There was something terrifying about Michael killing—Karl didn’t know why.
All he knew was that Michael could not kill yet.
Michael dropped the man and licked his chops. He growled, low and vicious in the back of his throat and stalked over to Karl, shifting halfway there.
He stopped right out of Karl’s reach, keeping his shoulders loose and his palms open. “You okay? He didn’t—”
“No.” Karl cut him off, not wanting to hear it. “You came at the right time—” he choked on a giggle. “The perfect time, actually—”
“Hey man,” Michael took a very careful step forward. “You don’t look so good. Can I touch you, or should I get Alyssa?”
Karl honestly would rather die than let another guy touch him right now, but he didn’t want to be left alone.
“Let’s just go.” He stepped forward, crossing his arms tight across his chest and slumping his shoulders. Very, very quietly, he spoke again. “I wanna go home.”
Michael nodded, keeping his hands to himself. “Let’s go. I won’t touch you. Want me to lead the way?”
Karl nodded.
Michael clambered down the stairs, making sure to stay just close enough Karl would fall on him if he had to.
Michael led the way through the empty streets, chattering lightly. Karl wasn’t paying any attention, but he appreciated the noise.
Kept him distracted from the noise in his own head.
Their siblings were waiting at the horse, the big animals shuffling patiently. Bobo looked annoyed if anything else.
“Found him,” Michael called out. Alyssa and Ponk turned at his voice, smiling teasingly.
“Get caught up, Giggles?” Alyssa poked, grinning.
Karl looked at the ground.
“Michael?” Ponk sounded worried.
“Found him in the bar. The guy from earlier was dragging him up the stairs. You tell me the rest of it,” Michael explained shortly. “Alyssa, you’re gonna have to give him a hug for the rest of us.”
Karl peaked up through his bangs to see Alyssa walking forward resolutely, face set. Karl had one second to be afraid, one small second to feel the phantom hands on his waist and wrists—then they were replaced with Alyssa’s warm, delicate arms. She didn’t touch his waist, didn’t whisper in his ear. Just locked her arms around his shoulders.
“It’s okay,” she said. “We got you.”
Karl hugged her back, careful to stoop because he was a little bit taller than her. He buried his face in her hair, hiding. He inhaled slowly, smelling her sugar cookie shampoo and floral perfume. She smelled airy and light, like sunlight dancing on the trail through the trees.
She smelled safe.
Like home.
“Can we go home?” Karl asked, very small.
“C’mon,” Alyssa pulled away, and Karl missed her warmth. “You can ride with me.”
He rode behind her, arms wrapped around her waist and forehead resting on her shoulder.
Ponk rode ahead and Michael behind, guarding him.
Karl hurt, he really did.
But it didn’t hurt so much now.
…
Phil watched from the shadows as Karl slept, smushed in the center of Dream and Sapnap with George. George, who was apparently deemed harmless enough by Karl’s subconsciousness, had Karl neatly tucked under his chin and his arms wrapped around Karl. Sapnap (who, though Karl would never, ever mention it, was too short for Karl to ever be scared of him) was at Karl’s back, reaching over him to rest his hand on George’s shoulder. Dream was at George’s back.
It had taken a long time for Dream to go anywhere near the younger boy, especially when he saw how Karl had trembled (oh-so-barely-there) at anyone bigger than him. He had even flinched at Puffy.
But George couldn’t sleep without Dream anymore.
Karl had made himself approach Dream and hug him, face in his shirt. Karl would not be scared of his brothers—he wouldn’t.
The stupid stranger was not going to take the safety and security that came from his family away.
Dream was literally a golden retriever around his siblings (he had once literally played fetch with Alyssa and Drista when they were babies because it made them laugh)—Karl had no reason to be scared of him.
It took a lot less longer than Karl thought it would for the burning sensation under his skin where he had contact with Dream to go away. Slowly, but not as slow as Karl expected, the burning feeling was replaced with warm, secure love.
Dream had hugged him, hands carefully away from Karl’s waist. “I’m never gonna hurt you, Karl,” Dream had whispered into Karl’s hair, away from Karl’s ears. “I promise.” Karl had nodded, as this was not new information, but it was nice to hear.
They had gone to bed, Karl safer than the Second Kingdom’s Queen herself.
Now Phil was watching, making absolutely sure Karl was asleep. The boy hadn’t twitched, or made any cries or moans yet—signals of a nightmare.
He was peacefully asleep.
As long as his brothers were there, he was okay.
Phil smiled knowingly as the feeling brushed against his legs.
The tiger materialized as it approached the bed, tail flicking angrily.
“Michael got to him in time,” Phil said quietly as the tiger jumped onto the bed, the mattress not dipping at all at his weight. His paws fazed through the children, as if they weren’t really there.
“Strangely perfectly on time, if you ask me,” Phil said knowingly. If he squinted, he could see right through the tiger’s form. The tiger ignored him, pressing his nose to Karl’s forehead and chuffing. Karl stirred, just a bit, and smiled. His body relaxed further and the tiger gave a satisfied churr.
“Karl’s okay, mate,” Phil said, just to say it.
The Beast turned to him, scarred eye flickering in rage.
“I won’t send him out again, if you’re worried.”
The Beast growled, and Phil’s hair stood on end.
“Duly noted.”
The Beast went back to Karl, snuffling his hair and pressing his forehead against Karl’s head. Karl stirred slightly again at the disturbance, only for George to immediately hold him tighter.
“He’s safe.” Phil said the words, though the Beast knew.
The Ancient jumped from the bed and gave Phil a questioning look.
Phil smiled grimly. “I can’t leave, mate. If Karl’s magic senses that I leave, it’ll wake him up. I’m the main source of his security right now.”
The Beast tilted his head, and Phil grinned, wide and toothily. “Give him the Nether—from both of us.”
The Beast bowed his head, and Phil mimicked the action out of respect.
When he looked up, the Ancient was gone.
Phil let out a contented sigh, knowing the man that had dared touch the child of an Ancient was getting his due.
When will people learn not to touch an Ancient’s hoard?
Notes:
We all okay?
Do I need to give a better trigger warning?
Don't worry. The Bad Guy gets his due.
Mr. Beast style.
You tell me how that goes.
Also, new rule -
Bad Guys that have no plot relevance will not receive facial features or names. They do not deserve them, so they will not receive them.
Chapter 54: The One
Summary:
Wilbur takes a trip.
Chapter Text
Wilbur opened his eyes.
He wasn’t in his room. That much was blatantly obvious.
It was odd here—it looked like a train station, if Wilbur was being honest. They were underground, the walls damp with mold and mildew with lamps flickering away every few feet. Scraps of ratted paper and rotting food and other trash were scattered about. It was rather small really, the other side of the station a perfect mirror of where Wilbur was standing.
Then Wilbur noticed there was no way out.
He was used to strange dreams though, and this was no exception. The way out would present itself soon enough.
He couldn’t hear his footsteps, he couldn’t feel the breath in his lungs. His heartbeat felt far away. He didn’t feel anything, really.
It took him a lot longer than it should have for him to notice that the other side of the platform really was a mirror.
Complete with another Wilbur.
Wilbur’s non-existent breath caught in his throat and he jumped back a bit.
This Wilbur was wearing Wilbur’s favorite yellow sweater, and his red beanie. Glasses balanced on the tip of his nose, and his soulless black eyes blinked at Wilbur emotionlessly.
For half a second.
Then the world’s biggest smile broke out on the too-pale skin and the too-tight jaw and the Not-Wilbur lunged over the tracks.
“Wilbur!”
Wilbur didn’t move in enough time. Fragile, feeble arms made of only skin and bone locked around Wilbur’s chest, a bony skull knocked against his sternum.
Not-Wilbur was cold.
Wilbur wheezed as feeling rushed back into his body, like he had just got into a hot bath.
“I’m so glad you’re here! Oh wait—”
The Not-Wilbur lurched back, hollowed-out eyes furrowing in worry and confusion and sadness. Wilbur was struck by how much raw emotion was on such a blank face.
“You’re not dead, are you?”
Wilbur blinked and actually waited a second to feel his heart pump against his chest cavity. “Last I checked? No—”
The Not-Wilbur brightened considerably, a pale flush of color rushing to his ashen cheeks. “That’s good! I don’t think Mumma would be very happy if you were dead.”
“Who are you?” Wilbur asked, noting how the Not-Wilbur wouldn’t let go of him.
“I’m Ghostbur!” the Not-Wilbur announced, throwing his hands up as if it was the world’s best piece of information.
“That means what?” Wilbur subtly backed away, but ‘Ghostbur’ followed.
Ghostbur turned grave. “I’m the you that was never born.”
Unease inched up Wilbur’s throat.
“Mumma wanted another one of you,” Ghostbur kept going, hovering above the floor and crossing his legs. “So I was made!”
Wilbur knew who this guy was. He thought he had forgotten—thought those nightmares had only been a child’s bad dream.
“But I didn’t make it,” Ghostbur said, suddenly sad, and he sniffled. Blue snot began to drip from his nose, and he wiped it on his oversized sleeves. “I never got to see the sun.”
Wilbur swallowed. Suddenly, a lot of things made sense.
“I waited,” Ghostbur sighed. “Death brought me here.”
“We’re on the Bridge,” Wilbur said, looking around, the revelation coming to him, laced with dread. “Your Bridge.”
The Bridge was the limbo between the living and the dead, where Death ferried people across to their Home in the Afterlife. Everyone had a Bridge to the Afterlife and the One, and could only truly die on their Bridge alone.
“Yeah,” Ghostbur wiped his face. “She left me here. Said I didn’t deserve the Afterlife.”
Wilbur gritted his teeth.
Death was supposed to keep people safe on the Bridge, bring them home to the Afterlife and the One.
“You’re the little brother Mumza lost when me and Techno were kids, aren’t you?” Wilbur asked, grabbing Ghostbur’s hand as he started to drift away.
“Yeah!” Ghostbur said brightly. “You remember!”
Wilbur did remember.
He remembered his mother non-stop crying for a week straight. He remembered Phil being inconsolable for a month.
He remembered being followed by a little ghost—a baby, then a toddler, then a teen—that could never speak but only trail after him with those pitch-black eye sockets.
He remembered those soulless eyes begging him for a release in his nightmares, though Wilbur could only awake screaming.
He remembered waking up to blue tears on his pillow and pretending they weren’t there.
Ghostbur was the cause of his insomnia, though Wilbur hadn’t seen him in years. Old habits of forcing himself away to avoid the nightmares died hard.
He remembered dragging his brothers into his bed or going to theirs to hide from the pale, spindly fingers that had reached for him in the night, desperate for comfort in any form but the one Wilbur could offer.
And once the visits and nightmares and insomnia had left—once the little white ghost had stopped following Wilbur around—Wilbur was left with the inability to sleep by himself.
He never told anybody about the ghost. How numb he had felt once he had disappeared. How awful he had felt, knowing he could do nothing to soothe the crying child’s tears.
How awful it had been, knowing that that was his little brother, and he would never be able to help.
“I remember,” Wilbur said softly, rubbing his thumb over Ghostbur’s not-there knuckles. “You stopped visiting.”
Ghostbur stuck his lip out. “Death got mad when she found I could slip out. She fixed that. I’m stuck here now.”
Wilbur closed his eyes. Anger bubbled in his stomach, chasing away the ‘nothing’ that was congealing in his veins.
“No, you’re not.” He didn’t care if this was real or a dream.
Ghostbur tilted his head, not-there hair flopping in his empty eye-sockets.
Wilbur pulled him close, feeling the still heart settle against his warm, breathing body.
Ghostbur practically melted into the hug, clinging to Wilbur like a koala (like all of Wilbur’s siblings) and making a very happy ghosty noise.
Wilbur knew it was the first hug Ghostbur had ever received. He had been dead before he had been born, and the body Kristin had cradled so tenderly had been cold.
“I’m sorry I didn’t try earlier,” Wilbur said, jumping down onto the train tracks. He would fix this. Years of being unable to do anything—he could make this better.
“It’s okay,” Ghostbur patted Wilbur’s back. “I’m happy you’re here now.”
“I’m gonna get you across your Bridge,” Wilbur soothed, rubbing the bony spine. “You should be home with Grandfather.”
“Does anyone else know about Grandfather?” Ghostbur snuggled his face into Wilbur neck, Wilbur keeping a steady pace into the tunnels.
“No,” Wilbur said. “Only me and you and Mum. Not even Dad knows.”
“How’d you find out?” Ghostbur asked.
“I should ask you the same thing,” Wilbur ruffled the wispy, smokey hair.
Ghostbur batted him away, and settled his head on Wilbur’s shoulder again. “I don’t know how. I just do.”
Wilbur hummed.
Grandfather had told Wilbur in a dream, shortly after Wilbur’s first run-in with Death in his nightmares, to ease Wilbur’s fears of the terrible monster that Death was.
Grandfather had told Wilbur to be quiet about it—not to tell anyone—but to know there was family, powerful family, waiting across his Bridge when Wilbur would one day cross.
“Fate knows too,” Ghostbur said out of the blue, and Wilbur nearly dropped his dead blood-brother.
“She knows Grandfather—”
“Made a kid and sent her to the Overworld across her Bridge to be an unassuming princess among the mortals because she was bored with the Afterlife?” Ghostbur interrupted. “Yep. Fate’s the only one that could recognize Grandfather’s magic and she recognized it in Mumma.”
Wilbur sighed. There wasn’t anything Fate could do with the knowledge of Kristin’s heritage—besides tell Phil—but it still made him uneasy.
Fate did that on a regular basis.
A chill prickled down Wilbur’s spine. Ghostbur whimpered, and clung tighter to Wilbur, hiding his face in Wilbur’s shoulder.
“Death.” Wilbur didn’t bother with formalities.
“Hello, little bird,” Death cooed, and Wilbur pretended not to notice the hand that brushed his cheek. “Trying to deliver himself to the One without my help. How did I get so lucky?”
“This isn’t my Bridge,” Wilbur snarked, continuing to walk. “I need to walk my own Bridge to truly die.”
“We could walk your Bridge,” Death whispered, and Wilbur closed his eyes as the tunnel wavered.
“No.” Wilbur said firmly, and the tunnel solidified. “I’m bringing my brother Home.” He shot Death a glare. “Y’know, the brother you left to rot.”
Ghostbur whimpered, and his gangly ghost limbs tightened if at all possible.
Death snuffed. “I’m allowed to do whatever I wish on the Bridge.”
“Pity really,” Wilbur said, hefting Ghostbur up as he started to slip. “Such power endowed to such a loser.”
There was a low hissing, and Ghostbur made a low cry. Wilbur ignored the claws that touched his neck and raked up through his hair.
“Try it, Death,” Wilbur snapped, “and Fate will have your head on a spike.”
He knew Fate was playing favorites with his family. He knew they were her favorite playthings, and he used it to his advantage.
He could feel Death sneering at his back, but there was nothing she could do.
What Wilbur spoke was true.
“Easy, Ghostbur,” Wilbur sang softly. “You’re almost Home.”
He could feel the Bridge wavering beneath his feet, his grasp on reality fading—and it was already rather weak. Ghostbur was slipping beneath his fingers.
“Fate knew he was here.”
The words slammed into Wilbur, his heart almost stopping as he halted dead in his tracks.
“She took pleasure in his screams.”
Wilbur breathed through his nose. “Ghostbur?”
Ghostbur shuddered, and spoke in a still, small voice that trembled. “I don’t like Fate.”
That was all Wilbur needed to know.
“It’s okay,” Wilbur sighed deeply, and kept walking. “She won’t be able to hurt you soon.”
“I’ll tell her.”
Wilbur ignored Death. She was merely taunting him now, wanting to get her way.
“Don’t let them hurt me,” Ghostbur whispered, and Wilbur could feel the tears seeping through his nightshirt. “Please—they like to hurt me. They like to hear me scream.”
“They won’t.” Wilbur could feel the limbo ending, feel the One’s presence opening his arms.
“They’ll never hurt you again.”
…
Wilbur opened his eyes.
Tommy snored softly, a comforting weight on Wilbur’s chest. The blanket was tangled around Tommy’s left wing, and Wilbur’s feet were cold.
But his heart was warm.
Ghostbur was safe.
Ghostbur was Home, with their grandfather.
He would be safe, protected, till Wilbur crossed his own Bridge to the One.
“Till we meet again, Ghostbur,” Wilbur whispered, carding his hand through Tommy’s hair. “Annoy Grandfather for me, will you?”
…
Kristin watched the sky, the stars flickering and dancing in a way that was all too familiar.
She frowned, as one star that always flickered and faded with the days suddenly grew bright and strong.
A hollow she never even knew existed in her chest even out and filled. Suddenly, she was at peace with a conflict she didn't even know she had.
Unease prickled her spine.
She let a breath out through her nose.
“Father, I believe it’s time we had a talk.”
Notes:
Wilbur doesn't really know if he was dreaming or not. He wasn't, but he doesn't know that.
Yes, Ghostbur is the child Kristin lost (mentioned in Alyssa's chapter)
Yes, Death held him hostage out of spite against Phil. (Idk. Do u know? Oh wait I know, I just haven't told yall yet *snickers*)
Yes, Fate knew about it.
No, he will not be making another appearance, non-canonwise or other.
Oh, and irl Wilbur, giving me the wonderful mental image of poor sweet innocent Ghostbur scratching at the walls, scared and alone and hurt and confused...
Screw u.
Go eat a sock.
(I don't mean it...OK I sorta kinda do)
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Chapter 55: Nightmare
Summary:
Dream has a nightmare.
It's not Techno that helps him this time.
Notes:
Tired. Real quick update because why not.
Got midterms to study for.
Byyyeeeeee.
Requested by mmmm.
Read warnings in the Intro if u have to!
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Chapter Text
Plink, plink, plink.
“We found you~”
“You thought you were safe—”
Gleaming silver, twinkling maliciously.
Plink, plink, plink.
“You’ll never be safe, not with the treasure in your blood.”
“You’re special~”
Pain, lancing through his arms straight to the back of his neck and down his spine.
“What if we cut to your heart?”
“What treasure do you think lies within?”
Plink, plink, plink.
Dream’s eyes slammed open, and he simultaneously kicked and shoved as hard as he could with a gasp of freezing air.
George woke with a yelp, and Sapnap grunted as he hit the ground only for George to land right on top of him.
Dream lurched himself up with a jerky push, backing himself into the corner, eyes not seeing anything but shining steel coated with blood.
His blood.
Plink, plink, plink.
“Dream—?”
Dream snapped his head over to George and Sapnap, the two staring at him in the dark. Gingerly, Sapnap raised his arm and pooled fire in his palm so they could see.
Dream visibly relaxed as the shadows were chased away, but he still stared at George and Sapnap with a healthy amount of fear and suspicion.
He looked down at his arms, the crooks of his elbows.
There were no scars.
…
“I want them gone.” Dream looked up at his mother, expecting her to say ‘no.’ “I know you can make them go away.”
Kristin didn’t say no, didn’t scold him for wasteful magic or tell him to deal with it because ‘it made him stronger.’
She picked him up and set him on the counter so they could be eye-to-eye.
Adult to adult.
“Why do you want them gone?”
Not accusing. Never mean.
A genuine question.
“They remind me,” Dream had answered. “I go back there every night, and the scars are waiting for me when I wake up.”
He had set his jaw, determined not to back down. “They feel like chains dragging me down, dragging me back there.”
Kristin’s hands settled on his arms, on the thicker portion of matted, woven-together scars. “They show you that you survived,” she said gently. “They remind you of what you’ve overcome.”
“I shouldn’t have had to overcome that,” Dream said, just a bit defensively. “I should’ve been safe. I don’t need reminders every second of every day for everyone else to see that I was abused. That I was hurt.” He swallowed, pushing forward. “They welcome pity and sadness. People don’t see me the way they see Tech and Wil. They see me as a something to be handled like glass.”
He clenched his fists, Kristin’s thumb gently caressing the divots and raised edges. “I’m not glass. I’m not fragile. I’m normal.”
“Normal is boring,” Kristin said.
Dream blinked at the tears. “Not when the alternative is being a freak.”
“Hey—” Kristin’s hand cupped his face, gentle as a rose’s petals. “You’re not a freak, y’here?”
“I bleed gold, Mum,” Dream deadpanned.
“And your father and brother have wings. Techno has tusks,” Kristin said. “According to the local government, you’re the most normal one here.”
Dream pulled his head away and looked down at his fists. “I want them gone,” he insisted quietly. “I want a new start. I want to leave that all behind. And I don’t ever want to think about it again.”
He felt his nails slice into his palms. “It’s over. Nobody will ever cut me for gold again. And I want all signs of it to be gone.”
His breath hitched. “I don’t want to live in the shadow of what I almost became.”
He tensed as Kristin kissed his forehead. “Alright sweet. As long as you understand that what happened didn’t break you.”
Dream hissed as warmth, hot and prickly, ripped through his arms.
“It made you.”
Dream gritted teeth, but managed to speak.
“It didn’t make me,” he hissed. “It destroyed me.”
Kristin’s whisper was gentle in his ear.
“And yet here you are.”
…
Dream breathed a sigh of relief.
It hadn’t been a dream, it hadn’t been the subconscious hope of a little kid, lost and confused.
He was safe. He had gotten to grown up.
He had brothers, he had parents, he had a family.
He was safe.
“Dream?” A hand on his shoulder, gentle and cautious.
Dream twitched, but didn’t pull away.
“You okay, man?” Sapnap sat the edge of the bed. “You kinda launched us into next week—”
“Nightmare,” Dream bit out, tilting his head back to rest on the wall. “Bad one.”
“Hug?” George asked.
Dream flinched, and George took his hand back. Dream relaxed, not even knowing he was tense with George’s touch.
“No.” He said quietly. “Don’t.”
George settled next to Sapnap, on the other side of the bed. Not boxing him in—just waiting.
“They—they would hold me down,” Dream whispered, not looking at either of them. “Wrap me up in their arms and act like everything was okay.”
“But it wasn’t okay,” Sapnap said softly.
“No,” Dream said, shaking his head. “It wasn’t.”
They sat in silence for a bit, Sapnap keeping the fire lit to chase away the shadows.
“I’m safe.” Dream said it quietly, shakily, after his heart-rate was no longer pounding in his mouth.
“You’re safe,” George repeated.
“I’m not there.”
“You’re here,” Sapnap mirrored.
“It doesn’t hurt anymore.”
“And it’s never gonna hurt again,” George offered his hand, upturned. Sapnap did too—the one without the fire.
Dream stared at their hands, blinking a few times. Slowly, trembling, he held his hands out.
They met him halfway, just setting their palms under his. Not pushing, not holding.
Just being there.
Dream closed his eyes, felt himself relax.
This touch didn’t hurt.
This touch would never hurt.
This touch didn’t demand anything, would never demand anything other than the occasional hug or comforting hold.
“Sorry,” Dream said.
“You’re fine,” Sapnap yawned lazily. “I wasn’t having any fun in my dream anyway.”
“From the way you were trying to crack my spine,” George stretched, said spine popping, “I’d say you were sleeping just fine.”
“Your bony backbone was digging into my cheek.” Sapnap stuck his tongue out.
Dream giggled at George’s nose-wrinkle of disgust. George could be so prissy sometimes.
“Maybe you shouldn’t use me as a teddy bear,” George flopped on his back, one of his arms knocking against Dream’s knees.
“But you make such a nice teddy bear,” Sapnap plopped onto his stomach, resting his head on his arms.
Dream slid down so he was lying on his back too, getting used to the feeling of having someone touching him again.
George was a cool weight next to him, calm and comforting. He could feel Sapnap’s heat through the mattress.
There were no bruising grips, no rank of alcohol. No twisted whispers, no rush of burning adrenaline.
Just George and Sapnap’s petty argument about who kicked the most in their sleep.
Just the soft blankets and the blue comforter that had taken two hours of debating and literally wrestling to decide on between the three before George’s whining had won out.
The window was shut, and the room smelled like vanilla and lavender from the freshly-washed curtains.
George and Sapnap weren’t arguing anymore, facing each other, George apparently refusing to be Sapnap’s teddy bear.
Sapnap had fixed the blanket, George was already drifting. Sapnap was staring off into space, blinking languidly.
Dream eased onto his side, his protective-older brother side waking up as his consciousness started to slip away. He pulled George flush to his chest, making sure to get George’s arms crossed to his own chest before reaching for Sapnap.
Sapnap rolled his eyes, but inched himself over and threw his arm over George’s shoulder to rest on Dream’s arm.
“You’re okay,” Sapnap yawned, patting Dream’s elbow. “Nobody’s gonna get you here. And even if they do manage to get in the door,” Sapnap’s jaw popped as he yawned again, “I’ll make popcorn while Techno and Schlatt beat their faces in.”
Dream smiled, safely sleepy now.
George’s breathing evened, Sapnap not far behind.
Dream made himself stay awake a little longer, just listening to their breathing, enjoying the warmth from their living bodies.
He was safe.
He was loved.
Everything was going to be okay.
Notes:
I'm not talking about *those* kinds of scars btw.
Those kinds of scars r nothing to be ashamed of. They're symbols to the fact u r so much stronger than u could know...u looked at the Edge and dragged yourself back by your own teeth and torn nails and laughed in Its face.
You're not weak for having scars, my darling.
You're a warrior, and we welcome u with open arms. Stand tall, my little warrior, and pick your sword up. Your crown is slipping, and your sword is in the dirt. Can't have that, now can we. ;)
Sweet dreams my precious darlings!!!!! <333
Chapter 56: Not so Empty-headed After All
Summary:
Callahan dreams.
Or does he?
Notes:
1 midterm done, 5 to go!
Wrote this during study breaks so it might not be that good...
I am getting close to closing requests because foreshadowing is getting hard without revealing too much of the actual Plot and honestly, I'm getting impatient to give u guys the rest of this masterpiece of thrown-together mess.
Maybe just a few more, so get em in there!
Requested by Dakedoo.
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Chapter Text
Callahan blinked.
He was dreaming, he knew that much. His body was too weightless, too free.
He had forgotten what it felt like to be this free.
The marble hall stretched out before him, a white light beckoning him at the end. Statues, taller than any building he had ever seen, lined the hall, gracefully posed or holding weapons.
He vaguely recognized a few of them, holding disgust for some of their faces that he couldn’t quite see, couldn’t quite comprehend—but they were not his priority.
There was something else.
“Wait!”
Callahan turned, and his heart skipped a funny beat.
Phil, his dad, was running towards him, feathers rippling behind him in all their ebony glory.
But this wasn’t Phil.
This Phil was younger, brighter. His face wasn’t carved with worry lines, his smile so wide and youthful it made Callahan want to smile too.
The young Phil opened his mouth to speak, and the scene changed.
He was in a quaint little house, in the corner by a bookshelf.
A woman was standing at the sink in the kitchen, looking out the window at some chickens scratching around on her front lawn. One hand was in the soapy water, idly chasing a cup around.
The other was on her stomach.
Callahan felt a tug in his chest, something warm and happy, and he stepped forward.
The woman was pregnant, she didn’t even know it yet—but Callahan knew.
He wondered how he knew.
The scene changed.
The forest, quiet and dark and nearing nighttime.
A baby deer was crying in the roots of a tree, bleating for a mother Callahan somehow knew would never come.
He scooped the baby deer up, held it close. Its little heart fluttered wildly, the poor creature continuing to cry.
He left the baby at the doorstep of a cabin.
He could hear children running around inside—knew their begging would save the baby from dad’s axe and the baby could grow up.
The scene changed.
A garden, lush and rich and luxurious in a way the finest royals could only wish for.
Cool marble under him, the water tickling Callahan’s palms as he fed the koi fish in the fountain. Silken robes, soft on his body, and no shoes to protect him from the velvety grass.
Birds chirped. The grass was perfect and green, the flowers pristine and beautiful. The garden was surrounded with marble walls, silver threaded through the shining material. Murals were embedded into the marble, made of diamonds and emeralds and sapphires and dozens of other precious gems depicting scenes of peace and beauty.
A tall man, shoes clicking on the gilded, marble walkway. Stubble lined his jaw, a scar ripping through his right eye and down his face. His robes, blue and red, shimmering in the spring light, billowed behind him.
Two young teens, wearing apprentice’s robes, trailed after him, smiling and chattering.
A little boy, no older than five with fluffy cocoa hair and dimples in chubby little cheeks, held the man’s hand. The man was smiling indulgently, carrying on a conversation with the child that Callahan couldn’t quite hear.
The man nodded respectfully to Callahan as the four passed, the young boys paying absolutely no attention.
Two young girls, on a bench under an apple tree in the corner of the garden.
One was quiet, refined—a proper lady in the making. The other was bubbly and talking animatedly, a book obviously for study ignored in her lap as she carried on with some story.
Callahan was sad, for some reason, for the one.
Very sad—
The scene changed.
There were people yelling, magic thrumming powerfully, so thickly in the air Callahan couldn’t breathe.
Callahan was confused—scared.
Scared in a way that would have made lesser men faint.
Callahan wasn’t a lesser man.
He was held down against a cold floor; strange magic—magic that wasn’t his own—holding him still against his will. He wanted to fight, he wanted to snarl and slash and hurt in a way he had never hurt before, in a way he wasn’t made to—but he couldn’t move.
A glint of steel, a flash of silver—then pain.
Agony, white-hot and burning and spreading like lightning, on his neck.
Warm, hot blood, gushing and thick and gurgling, pouring down his shirt, sticking to his chest and pants and the floor and spreading, spreading, spreading—
How was he still alive? With this much blood—
Silence.
Callahan was on his side, breathing heavily. His head felt empty and vacant. There was a valley in his mind, one he knew he could never hope to cross.
Around him was dark, though he knew he was lying on a thin blanket on the ground. It smelled like barn animals and cheap perfume and plastic tarps.
Dimly, Callahan was aware of only one thing.
One thought that faded as the seconds grew, though he struggled to hang on and grasped at it with desperate fingers.
You are all that remains, Angel. How long will you wait?
…
“Callah—”
Callahan jerked at the touch on his arm. Sam gave him a funny look, adjusting his grip on a sleeping Purpled. “You all there?”
Callahan blinked, noting he was in the living room, the windows dark. It was late, time for bed, from the way the older siblings were gathering up the sleeping youngers to get them upstairs. Dishes were rattling in the kitchen—Kristin and Phil were probably setting things up for breakfast tomorrow.
“Callahan—”
“I’m fine,” Callahan said softly.
His throat was throbbing. He could see the silver—feel the pressure before the jugular split and—
“Funny dream.”
“I am, thank you!” Dream smiled smugly, Alyssa and Fundy in his arms, chins resting on either shoulder. George rolled his eyes, wrestling Tubbo’s dead body into a carriable position.
Callahan smiled ruefully as Tommy, half-passed-out and hanging off Wilbur, snorted.
He went to bed, smiling like nothing was wrong when Phil made his rounds, and stared off into space long into the night.
One thought kept pinging around his head, around the empty valley that had haunted him for years, yet that thought ran truer than the blue of the sky and the brightness of the sun.
It hadn’t been a dream.
It hadn’t been a nightmare.
Those had been memories.
…
A girl watched from the window, unseen by all.
Not even Fate would have been able to find her.
She smiled, pained, as the young boy struggled to fight sleep—and the nightmares he thought would follow.
She played with the magic in her palm, the first of the threads of the Beast’s mind magic she had pulled from the boy’s head.
“A simple mercy,” she whispered, snapping her fingers. The threads dissolved, and the boy slumped. It wouldn’t be very long before the rest of the mind tapestry that blanketed the boy from his past would become undone.
“Soon, Angel,” the girl said to no one in particular. “You’ve waited long enough.”
She turned her face to the stars and breathed.
For the first time since her sister had breathed her ragged last—
She had hope.
Notes:
The girl is the one who delivered both Fundy and Lani, kept Michael from killing the slavers in 'Not Useless', talked to George in 'Nothing Good Happens After Midnight', and talked to Fundy in 'From Before.'
Be safe my darlings!!!
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Chapter 57: Blood Lust
Summary:
Velvet grows up.
Notes:
Hiiii. Been a bit occupied with school and work and stress and life and I'm rlly tired....
Ik, I see your requests. They're all currently being worked on, I promise!
I've just noticed how Velvet hasn't had much screen time, so I thought I'd show u all how he overcame his past.
These are just some one-shots. They're all marked with a "~".
Enjoy!!
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Chapter Text
“C’mon mate—”
Velvet squeezed his eyes shut, pretending he couldn’t see Phil sitting across from him on the bed, couldn’t see the concerned look on Phil’s face.
The bedroom window was open, soft spring puffing in in gentle breezes. He focused on the soft caressing on his skin, the grassy smell tickling his nose.
“Velvet—”
“Please,” Velvet whispered, stomach whirling with unwanted tension and fear. “I don’t want to.”
“I know mate.” Phil’s voice was as soft as the breeze, kind yet unrelenting. “But you need to.”
“I don’t want to drink blood,” Velvet said bitterly, just the thought of the taste making him want to gag. He had barely made it through in the tree, the venom from the bite numbing his mind enough to pull him through.
He didn’t have ease of the venom this time.
“If you don’t, you’ll die.” Gently spoken, with the love of a father.
“So be it,” Velvet blinked at the tears burning in the corners of his head. “One less monster.”
“Hey—” a hand on his chin, tilting his head up. Phil’s green eyes were warm and full of love, but protective. “You’re not a monster.”
Velvet opened his mouth to protest, but Phil interrupted.
“You’re not a monster,” he said again, no room for arguing. “Not for wanting to grow up or wanting to eat.”
“I can’t eat, not normal food” Velvet said, wanting to just bawl his eyes out.
“Yet,” Phil said patiently. “Mate, it’s only been two weeks. It takes a bit. You’ll be able to eat regular food in a week or so.”
Velvet took his head away, and Phil let him go. “Can’t I just drink from the stupid cup?”
“You need to know how to use your fangs,” Phil continued. “I’m not gonna be around forever, and you’ll need to eat once I’m gone.”
Velvet’s heart stuttered at the thought of the loss of his second father. “I though you said—”
“You need me specifically for only two months,” Phil said, “since the venom didn’t fully get into your system. But you’ll need to drink from someone twice a month till you’re grown—and even after; you’re a vampire, mate. You’ll always have to drink blood, every once in a while. And it’s easier and safer if you learn to use your fangs. Your saliva is sanitary, numbing, and clotting. I promise it makes everything easier.”
Velvet wanted to cry. Somehow, he kept forgetting he would have to drink blood, at least in intervals, for the rest of his life. The thought of having to use his teeth—fangs—to suck the life out of someone—
“I don’t—”
“I know,” Phil said, resting a hand on Velvet’s shoulder. “Just once. Just try it once, and I’ll show you. I promise it’s all going to be okay.”
Velvet had tried it once, in a hollowed-out tree, shaky and weak and practically drugged.
But he knew that wasn’t the answer Phil wanted and he also knew he wouldn’t be getting out of this.
“Okay.” He tried not to sound defeated.
Phil rubbed his shoulder, then moved so he was sitting against the headboard. He pulled Velvet close to his side, wrapping his arm around him to support him up when he would get ‘blood-drunk,’ as Phil had explained it.
Phil carefully explained and pointed out where Velvet was to bite, how hard, and how long to wait before he started swallowing.
“Whenever you’re ready,” Phil said, resting the hand Velvet was to drink from on Velvet’s knee.
Velvet hesitated. He could go to sleep like this, snuggled next to Phil, warm and protected with the soft bed beneath them—
“Not ah,” Phil said, using the arm he was supporting Velvet with to rub his shoulder. “You can nap after.”
Velvet swallowed, biting back tears. His thin fingers shook, and he took Phil’s hand. Phil let him, perfectly relaxed.
“There you go—” Phil encouraged, watching Velvet line his fangs up. “Just like that—”
Velvet bit.
Phil didn’t even flinch.
Phil coached him through it, even as the haze of a full stomach settled in Velvet’s mind. The blood didn’t have a taste this time—there was no unusual smell either.
Just thick liquid like warm slush in his mouth.
It wasn’t appetizing, by any means, but it was bearable.
Velvet was falling asleep by the time his teeth retracted themselves from Phil’s wrist, and he barely heard Phil chuckle as he wiped the corner of his mouth.
“There we go, mate,” came the fond praise. “Go to sleep.”
~
Velvet held terribly still, not wanting to move.
He could feel the blood-lust nipping at the vampire part of his brain, begging to be let out.
But he couldn’t let it out.
Phil wasn’t here—him or Kristin. They were on a honeymoon of sorts, taking a much-needed break from parenting.
Everyone had forgotten that Velvet needed to be fed this week, even Velvet himself.
Now it was too late. Much, much too late.
He didn’t need Phil’s blood specifically anymore—he had been with the family for over a year now—but Velvet didn’t know how to ask anyone else if he could drink their blood.
Phil had just kept feeding him, and it had proven to be the easiest option. Phil was a full-grown, powerful man. He knew how to sieve out his magic so Velvet only got blood, and not any of the side-effects from Phil’s power.
Now—
Phil wasn’t here.
Velvet groaned, and haggard panting make its way out of his throat. He was so hungry—his insides felt as though they’d been hollowed out, even though he had eaten dinner.
“Velvet?”
Velvet’s breath hitched at Drista’s call.
No, no, no—
“Velvet?”
She was the room, and Velvet knew though his eyes weren’t open.
He could smell her—her young, flowing, pumping blood. Fresh like spring-water, refreshing as iced lemonade.
“Get out,” he hissed, scared of the rough growl of his own voice. “Get. Out.”
He heard scrambling, and the smell of fresh dew faded. His stomach bucked in protest, and he almost lurched from the floor to chase and catch and pin and bite and drink—
It was through a hair-breadth’s will alone he managed to stay on the floor, claws digging into the floorboards. He could feel splinters working their way under his nails into the quick, but he didn’t care. The pain kept him grounded, in his own head.
As long as Drista was safe, as long as no one was around—everyone was safe and everything was okay.
“Oh dear—”
Warm cocoa, creamy and rich—hands on his face, tapping his cheek. Sweet rolls and cinnamon, vanilla and everything good.
“Sweetie, come on—”
Velvet’s eyes opened—Puffy was kneeling in front of him. Chocolate chip cookies, buttered cinnamon rolls, warm cupcakes—
She paled at the sight of his eyes.
“Go get Dream,” she ordered to whoever was behind her. Velvet hadn’t even known they were there through the fog that was the smell of Puffy’s blood.
Stampeding, and Velvet struggled to focus past the delicious scent of warmth and full and sweet.
It smelled so good, like honey tea or lattes or lollipops or pumpkin bread. Sweet and thick and rich.
Velvet felt his mouth parting, felt his mouth watering—
“No, no—”
A hand on his jaw, gently (but firmly) closing his mouth.
“I c-can’t stop-p it—” he coughed out, hands clenching and unclenching.
“I know, that’s okay—” Puffy said, and she didn't back up, didn’t run away. “Dream will know what to do.”
As if summoned by the mention of his name, someone shot up the stairs three at a time and burst into the room.
Dream.
Outside—fresh and light and airy. Like raspberries or apples. Juicy yet crisp, rainwater on mangoes or dew on a peach.
Delicious.
“He didn’t drink before Dad left,” Puffy explained quickly, not turning to face Dream, but keeping an eye on Velvet.
Dream paled a bit, then his jaw set. He gently pushed Puffy out of the way, putting himself between his second-mom and a half-feral baby vampire.
“Okay, so we get you something to drink,” he said calmly, talking to Velvet slowly so he could catch all the words under the haze of the lust, helping him up to unsteady legs.
“No—” Velvet hissed, suddenly very scared, completely incapable of standing on his own.
“You need to drink,” Dream said calmly, “or you’ll go feral. Which do you want?”
Velvet whined. He didn’t want either—but he did and he didn’t and he didn’t know
“Who weighs the most?” Dream asked, turning to Puffy. “That’ll make it safer.”
“Techno and Sam,” Puffy answered. “But Techno’s with Wil uptown and Sam’s gunpowder magic might not be a good idea.”
“Okay, so who’s magic is the safest?”
Velvet whined again, desperate to drink.
His siblings, smelling like a whole buffet, weren’t helping.
“Easy, bud,” Dream said, subtly grabbing Velvet’s arms in a mock-restraining hug.
Two more smells, one spicy like Mexican food and the other straight-up ghost peppers and California reapers, came up the stairs.
“Puffy?”
Quackity and Minx.
Velvet, if he wasn’t light-headed from the smell of unreachable food before, certainly was now. He staggered, head reeling.
“Go ask everyone downstairs if someone wants spend the rest of the day napping,” Puffy ordered.
Minx left, taking with her the smell of spicy peppers so hot it was making Velvet’s eyes water.
That left him with the appetizer, the main course, and dessert.
“Okay, bud—” Dream said, pulling Velvet towards the stairs. “Let’s get you comfy on the couch.”
Velvet couldn’t form words at this point, languidly letting his siblings lead him downstairs.
Of course, a quarter of their siblings were in the room.
Velvet was onslaughted with smells—honeyed cakes, prickly chorus fruit, wild roses, savory gravy, blueberries, Valentine’s chocolates, maple syrup, sage and basil, whisky and rum, vanilla—everything so sweet and delicious and out of reach.
Dream and Puffy bundled him to the couch, shooing some of the kids out of the way.
“Anyone younger than fifteen—out!” Puffy ordered, adjusting Velvet so he was propped up with pillows and a blanket thrown over his legs.
“Whyyyy?” Tommy whined.
“I wanna help!” Jack announced.
“You’re too small,” Dream pointed out, ignoring Tommy’s affronted protest. “Velvet might take too much and hurt you.”
Someone plopped down next to Velvet, the couch dipping with his weight.
Frosting, sweet and rich and creamy—buttercream and cream cheese and chocolate and birthday—
Ant, smiling easily and not at all afraid.
“Okay, bud—” Dream said, adjusting Velvet so he was tucked against Ant’s side. “You’re gonna drink for a bit and then we’ll switch you out.”
Skin pressed to Velvet’s mouth, and dimly he was aware of Puffy on his free side, Ant holding his wrist up to Velvet’s mouth.
One single, solitary hair of self-restrain made Velvet hesitate.
Puffy, humming soothingly, gently pried his mouth open with her thumbs and lined his fangs up. Ever-so-carefully, she pressed his chin up, closing his mouth.
Velvet went offline at the first drop of blood.
It tasted just like it smelled, only a hundred times better.
At some point—he had no idea how much time had passed—the fog lifted as the hand was detached from his teeth, the blood-flow cutting off, and he whined.
“Easy—”
The warmth from his one side was removed, and another body took its place.
Ice cream, vanilla and cold and lightly sweet. Tingly on his tongue and fresh in his throat.
He settled back down, the haze coming back and sending him under once again.
The third time, he was barely aware—almost completely asleep.
Chocolate—rich, dark, and smokey—distinctly heavy and probably too-sweet, and Velvet drifted.
…
“Is he asleep?” Eret asked, wondering if he should try and pry his wrist out of a baby vampire’s fangs.
“Getting there,” Puffy said, twirling her fingers through Velvet’s dusky-red hair. Velvet’s red eyes were pupil-blown and half-lidded, and she was almost positive no one was home upstairs.
“How much does Dad normally let him have?” Ant asked, slightly woozy and sipping the lemonade Hannah was forcing him to drink. George was already passed out next to him, having traded places with him once Ant had started to feel light-headed.
“He usually lets him have what he wants,” Dream said.
“Why didn’t you get stuck on feeding duty, Oh Older Brother of Mine?” Eret asked, though there was no real heat behind his words. He was happy to help.
“I bleed gold,” Dream deadpanned. “How well do you think that would have blown over?”
“Just like Sam’s gunpowder or Sapnap’s fire,” Puffy said, holding Velvet’s head up so he could swallow without choking. “Since we can’t filter out magic like Dadza, Ant’s leopard, George’s ice, and Eret’s magic are all quiet and docile enough they won’t hurt Velvet.”
“Does it feel weird?” Tommy, who had snuck back in at the first opportunity, Ranboo and Tubbo right behind him, poked Velvet’s nose.
Puffy slapped him away.
“Kinda,” Eret said, noting how he was kinda getting light-headed. “I can’t really feel it though—vampire spit is numbing.”
“That’s weird,” Tubbo screwed up his nose.
“Here now,” Puffy scolded, frowning at the avians. “Be nice. Velvet’s not happy about this in the slightest.”
“Velvet looks pretty darn happy to me,” Ranboo pointed out.
Velvet chose that moment to unlatch his fangs and lick his lips. His blinks were unbelievably slow, almost like he was opening and closing his eyes every few minutes. He grabbed Puffy’s arm and rested his head on her shoulder, curling up and sighing satisfactorily.
“You mention anything of that when he wakes up and there’ll be Nether to pay,” Puffy warned, face softening as Velvet hid his face and promptly fell asleep.
“Velvet doesn’t want to be a zoo exhibit,” Eret said, grabbing another blanket and throwing it over the vampire.
Tubbo had the decency to look bashful at least—Tommy screwed up his face. “Okay.”
“Not a word when he wakes up,” Dream ruffled Tommy’s hair. “Nothing weird happened, nobody was in danger, nothing.”
“I’m a dual-hybrid,” Ranboo said dryly. “I am the definition of ‘weird’.”
“I come back from the dead!” Tommy announced, as if everyone didn’t already know.
“I’m normal,” Tubbo said innocently, all doe-eyes and cheeky smiles.
“Tubbo, you asked Dad to teach you how to make a potion that could explode a city,” Tommy poked Tubbo in the side.
“And?”
Ranboo grabbed the two, dragging them out of the room so Velvet could sleep in peace.
When Velvet did wake up, George, Eret, and Ant were asleep, sprawled around the living room. His stomach was full, and he, horrifyingly, knew why.
He immediately felt guilt wash through him, the sated feeling only making it worse.
“Stop it.”
He looked up and saw Minx curled up on an arm-chair, reading a book, obviously on baby-sitting duty. She was glaring up at him through her hair.
“Stop—”
“Stop feeling bad for being hungry,” she snapped.
Velvet shrank back at her tone, knowing arguing with a brick wall wasn’t going to get him anywhere.
“ ‘S fine.” Ant ‘woke up’ a bit, stretching and yawning before snuggling back down. “ ‘S no problem.”
Minx’s glare told him to shut up and go back to sleep, and Velvet really didn’t see any other option.
He let himself sink back towards the blissful, satiated sleep.
~
Velvet didn’t know where he was, what was going on.
There was a pounding in his head, like the blood-lust, only a hundred times worse and out of his control.
His limbs felt like lead, but they were moving and he wasn’t controlling them.
There was shouting, something caught under his fingernails, and he hit the ground hard enough to rattle his brain in his skull.
His lungs squeezed, then filled with air. He inhaled so sharply he got an instant headache, and blinked as the world came back into focus.
Techno was holding him down, hands on his elbows and a knee on his sternum. They were alone, in the kitchen. It was night, just after dinner if the dishes in the sink were anything to go by.
Techno gave him a dry look. “Back with us?”
Velvet panted, wondering what had happened. He had been trying to slap Skeppy with a dish-towel, Charlie had bowled into his legs—
“Blood-moon,” Techno said, not letting up at all. “We should’ve figured you’d go a bit crazy.”
Velvet whimpered, wiggling a bit.
“I know, but you swiped a handful of Quackity’s feathers and took a chunk of Alyssa’s hair,” Techno said. “Forgive me for not letting you up until the red in your eyes goes away.”
Velvet blanched at the thought of his siblings getting hurt.
Techno rolled his eyes. “They saw it coming and got out of the way.”
“Wh-why—” Velvet sputtered, struggling to keep tears at bay. “Wh-what’s wrong with-the me?”
“Nothing.” Techno ticked up an eyebrow. “It’s natural for vampires to get feisty every now and again.”
“B-but—”
“No.”
Velvet just looked at him.
Techno sighed. “I’m a piglin. Don’t you think Dad had troubles with me? Or Bad? Avians aren’t the easiest to raise either. Minx was hell, I’ll tell you that much. There was a stint where Schlatt would break stuff just to see if he could get a rise out Mum and Dad. You’re nothing special.”
Velvet didn’t know if he had just been complimented or insulted.
“You really need to chill,” Techno continued.
“I keep attacking people—”
“I took the corner of Dream’s ear off when we were nine, and Wilbur’s nose is crooked because of me,” Techno yawned, starting to let up a bit on Velvet. “Until you actually draw blood, I’m not impressed.”
Velvet blinked. He was a literal vampire—drawing blood was what they did…
Techno let him up, helping him stand on shaky legs.
There were golden feathers scattered beyond the table, and a hunk of dark hair on the counter.
Velvet felt sick. That could have been Quackity’s finger, or Alyssa’s ear.
Techno bopped him upside the head. “Stop it.”
Velvet swallowed, knowing he would get nowhere arguing with Techno.
Techno knocked on the kitchen door with one knuckle. “All clear.”
The rest of the kids filed back in, chattering to themselves. Velvet tensed, waiting for the cautionary looks or the wary glances.
They never came.
Puffy, ever the mother, made him sit down and had him sip cocoa and nibble on some plain bread to settle his stomach.
Ant shifted into feline form and rested his head on Velvet’s lap, curled around his chair, purring steadily and sending the vibrations into Velvet’s legs.
Alyssa showed off her new bob (apparently Velvet had taken enough hair off in an odd spot that Minx had to chop it to her ears), crowing how light and airy it felt and why she didn’t think about cutting it earlier. She gave him a big hug and planted an overdramatic kiss on his cheek, laying it on much too thick (but Velvet still appreciated it).
Schlatt and Eret even asked if Velvet needed a drink drink.
All in all, they acted as though Velvet hadn’t tried to kill them.
They acted as though he wasn’t a monster.
And with Karl hugging him from behind, resting his head on Velvet’s, Ant purring up a storm and T-Squared and Co. having a bubble fight and Charlie making play-dough with his slime and flour and Jack and Wilbur dyeing Niki’s hair and everyone just going about the rest of their night—
Velvet wondered why.
~
“You can do it, Velvet—”
A hand, clenched in Velvet’s, holding him to earth.
“Focus past it.”
Hands on his shoulders, steadying and grounding.
“Breathe.”
An arm around his stomach, holding him flush to a firm chest, a beating heart pounding, relaxed and calm.
“Stand up.”
Velvet didn’t want to stand up.
But still his legs trembled against the weight holding him down. Physically, he couldn’t stand up. Mentally—his vampire brain begged for him to obey his Sire.
“Velvet, stand up.”
“No—” Velvet grit out, mind almost going offline with the pressure in his skull.
Waves crashing against the rocks, lightning pounding the sky, thunder roaring in his ears.
More hands, looping through his arms. Comforting, warm weight, an anchor to hold him from drifting into the story that was the submission haze.
“You can break free.”
“You aren’t a baby anymore.”
“You’re strong enough for this.”
Velvet bit his lip till it bled, listening to the voices reassure him. Unafraid, so sure he could do this. Steady as the lighthouse that had first saved Velvet from drowning to his panicked mind. Bright as the sun that had burned away his fear.
Slowly, surely, he mustered the strength to seize his own mind back.
“Velvet—”
“No.” Velvet bit, trying so hard. His legs ached to stand, his knees were filled with fiery little pinpoints begging him to obey.
“Just listen, obey, and it’ll be over.”
“No it won’t,” Velvet hissed, feeling tears on his face, the cramps in his legs, the shaking of his hands. Wind beating down the door, waves threatening to overturn his ship, hail thrashing the deck. “It’ll never be over.”
“Don’t listen.”
“Shove him out.”
“It’s your mind, Velvet. Use it.
And Velvet tried. He pushed and he fought and he beat at the little voice in the back of his head, screaming at it to shut up.
“Velvet—”
Something released, and Velvet fell forward, gasping. Hands caught him, of course, held him steady while he bent over double, trying to get his breath back.
Hands cupped his face, brought him up.
Phil, eyes filled with proud tears, a smile stretched across his face brighter than any lighthouse. “You did it.”
Velvet exhaled in shock. His siblings, the anchors that had held him through his storm, laughing and cheering.
“You did it!” Drista hugged him.
“And you didn’t think you could,” Sapnap rolled his eyes.
“Not bad,” Schlatt punched his shoulder lightly.
Velvet smiled with his teeth, not caring if they could see his fangs. He giggled a little too, a bit deliriously, then burst out in a full-blown laugh that he knew Phil and Kristin had been waiting to hear.
A laugh he never thought he’d be able to laugh again. A laugh of unbridled joy and unrestrained elation.
He did it.
~
“What’re you going to choose?” Connor asked, skipping along as the troupe moved through the woods, steadily following Phil and Kristin.
Velvet shrugged.
Vampires, traditionally, could shapeshift into any animal of their choosing. This skill was dying out as true vampires became fewer and fewer, and with Velvet not even being a full Changeling vampire, he wasn’t sure if he could be able to do it.
Phil had explained that, with his and Kristin’s magic boosting his vampire magic, they could open a channel to Velvet’s primal vampire instincts and he would get to chose one animal to transform into. The channel would then remain open, but opening a second could be damaging and unstable.
Phil wanted to do it outside, so the magic released wouldn’t affect the house (they learned their lesson after Ranboo—the ceiling paint had peeled off).
And, of course, everyone else wanted to come watch.
Nosy little— Velvet thought fondly, not really paying attention to the din around him. Honestly, he was glad they had all come.
Ant, Minx, Fundy, and Michael were all in Full form, darting back and forth and trying to tackle each other, eager for the exercise.
Quackity and T-Squared were playing tag in the sky, Wilbur refereeing (and cheating in Tommy’s favor).
It was homey, domestic.
It was his home.
They made their way to Lani’s Meadow, the little clearing where Phil had found the bee hybrid.
Phil and Kristin sat in front of and behind Velvet respectively, and the rest of his siblings scattered about in a lose circle. Velvet sat cross-legged, Kristin behind him on her knees, pressing a palm to his back.
“We did the same thing for Ranboo,” Phil reassured, holding Velvet’s face with gentle, calloused hands. “It may hurt a bit, opening a channel, but we’ll try to numb it.”
Velvet nodded, grabbing on to his dad’s wrists the brace himself.
He closed his eyes at the first tug in his chest. Something poked at his core, tore into it. He gasped, feeling tears of pain already biting at his eyes. It felt so off, like a drill working a tiny hole into his very being.
“Just a bit more—” Kristin’s voice was slightly strained, but just as loving and assuring.
Relief flooded Velvet’s body as the ‘drill’ went away, and he felt a small, cool trickle of power begin to work its way around his magic.
“Now would be a good time to imagine shifting into your animal,” Phil’s voice sounded echoey.
Velvet did as he was told, as best he could. He didn’t know how shifting was supposed to feel like, or how it was supposed to look. But he gave it his best shot.
Then he felt the change.
Everything was clearer, lighter, brighter. More open and free. He couldn’t feel his fingers, his chest felt more open. His heart beat powerfully in his chest, and he could feel in a way he didn’t think he’d ever feel.
A chuckle, sounding just a bit louder than it normally did.
“Well I never.”
Velvet opened his eyes. Phil was grinning, and he looked a bit bigger—as if Velvet had shrunk.
“No way—” Velvet heard Ant breathe, the rest of his siblings murmuring in awe.
Velvet took a deep breath, reassured his footing, and flapped his wings.
The weightlessness swallowed him as he flew higher and higher and higher. In seconds, his father was joining him, laughing with pure joy.
T-Squared appeared shortly after, Wilbur following with Quackity and Connor trailing after.
Lani, paying no mind to the fact they were a long way up, charged him and hugged him so tightly Velvet felt something pop.
“Easy, Lani,” Phil chuckled as Velvet got his wings under him.
“A black hawk,” Tommy said, his own barn-red wings flapping small sparks with every wing-beat.
“Like Dadza!” Tubbo exclaimed.
Velvet looked just a bit ashamed as he turned to Phil.
Phil, and his great black wings, powerfully instilled with magic, a symbol of freedom and safety to his children.
Velvet had wanted that.
Wanted that freedom to let go, let himself fall weightlessly from his past.
It would never let go. It would never go away—Velvet knew that. He knew it was a part of him, as much as the blood pounding in his veins or the nose on his face.
He was still a half-vampire, a Changeling, a monster to those that wouldn’t take the time to look past shining fangs and glistening red eyes.
But he was free.
Free.
Notes:
About Miss Tina and Mr. Eryn, Idk what I'm doing with them yet. I rlly wanna be THAT fic, that had everyone as Phils kids...but I'm rlly tired and going back to doing backstories isn't all that appealing to me.
We'll see.
Be safe, my darrlliinnggss!!! Eat your veggies!
Chapter 58: The Starborn
Summary:
Dream dreams.
But are they really his own?
Notes:
Hiiiii!!
Ik I said I'd be on hiatus for a while but this chapter made me so happy and I wanted to post it so bad! I spent almost 6 hours (including breaks) on it, today, and I rlly rlly wanted to so everyone's reactions!
There is a new disclaimer for this one: I do not own nor I do represent the values of the Dream SMP or its participants.
Enjoy!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Dream was restless in his sleep.
George glowered at him, barely able to make him out in the darkness of the room, even with him so close to his face.
Sapnap was at his back, treating George like his personal stuffed animal—per the usual. Not that George could complain, considering George was leeching his heat.
Dream was at George’s front, holding him and Sapnap to his own chest.
Tonight, he was shifting around, twitching and moving and not sitting still.
Waking George up.
George worked an arm free to brush the hair out of Dream’s face. Dream twitched, then his face relaxed, body falling still.
George sighed contentedly and snuggled back down, resting his head on Dream’s chest. Sapnap shifted a bit, his heat flared up, and George felt him tangle their legs together and smush his face to George’s bony shoulder before settling.
George drifted.
…
Dream panted, head pounding.
He was on the floor, a cold floor. Something dripped onto his face, wet and sticky and slightly tingly. He blinked, forcing his gritty eyelids to open. The obsidian floor of a cell met his gaze, a wall of lava glowing and crackling at the far end.
Dream squinted his eyes, forcing himself to breathe past the ache in his chest. Slowly, without moving like Phil taught him, he catalogued any injuries he could feel.
Bruised ribs, though one might be broken. He was missing two teeth, on the right side. His face felt slightly swollen, like he had gotten smacked really hard across the cheek. One of his knees was swollen up too, and didn’t really want to move. His knuckles were bruised and covered in days-old scabs.
As if he had been trying to fight back.
Groaning, and sensing none other in the cell with him, he sat up. There was a sink and shelf with a chest in the corner next to him, a dim light flickering from the ceiling. A hole was in the other corner, and if the smell was anything to go off of—Dream wrinkled his nose.
He was wearing a prisoner’s getup, but it was ripped and torn and filthy.
He had no mask. His face felt painfully bear.
“Where—?” Dream breathed, feeling the strain on his throat. Had he been screaming?
“What kinda dream is this?” Dream said, forcing himself to stand, though he felt incredibly woozy.
The chest didn’t have anything in it save a small stack of books and some potatoes. The water in the sink worked though, and Dream tentatively tasted it. It was lukewarm, but didn’t taste like any poisons, so he drank his fill to ease the panging in his stomach.
The more he acted and the more he did—he got a sinking feeling in the pit of his gut.
This didn’t feel like a dream.
This didn’t feel like a nightmare.
This felt real.
Dream had always had crazy-realistic dreams, but they had always felt hazy—out of reach.
This—this didn’t feel hazy. Besides the fuzziness from an obvious head wound, Dream felt fully present. The heat from the lava crisped at his skin, the coolness of the obsidian prickled his bare feet. Some of it was crying, dripping purple droplets that sizzled uncomfortably whenever they landed on his arms.
The lava began to fall.
Dream regarded it warily, anticipation working at his gut.
Why was he nervous?
The trickled away, some of it pooling and cooling at the edge, revealing a room far out of reach. As Dream realized his cell was completely suspended in a lava-lake, he realized he recognized the people in the room.
Quackity and Sam.
Dream swallowed—his throat was dry despite the water he had drank.
Where were Quackity’s wings? Why was Sam wearing a gas mask? Why was Quackity smiling so oddly? Why did Sam look so grim?
Dream’s feet moved on their own accord, farther into his cell, as Quackity stepped onto a platform. Sam pulled a lever and the platform began to move—towards Dream’s cell.
Fear—fear that wasn’t Dream’s— licked up Dream’s spine. Quackity was smiling—Dream’s stomach churned at the scar on his face.
Someone had taken—what? An ax? A pickax—to his face? The one eye was slightly milky, his lips curved into a perpetual sneer by the puckered skin.
“Just another day,” Quackity said, and Dream’s heart skipped a beat at the sound of Quackity’s voice. It sent a thrill of horror down his back, and he backed up, swallowing thickly as he bumped up against the chest.
“Here,” and he reached behind him. “I’ll show you which one I’ll use this time around, I’ll show which one I’ll use this time ‘round.”
A gleaming ax, polished netherite flickered with the glow from the lava. “It’s gunna be this one?”
Dream breathed a small ‘what?’ as Quackity grinned.
“You like this one?”
Dream felt his blood curdle. This wasn’t Quackity—this wasn’t his brother—this wasn’t even some sick, twisted version of his brother his mind had made up.
Where was he?
“What’d you think of this one, Dream? Give me your thoughts,” Quackity ran his thumb over the razor edge, pooling a bit of blood on his skin. “Give me your honest thou—”
Dream saw a chance and took it, lunging forward. The handle was rough in his palms, and he yanked, then he was being shoved viciously to the ground. He lost his grip on the ax, falling hard and knocking the wind out of his lungs.
“STOP! Stop—” Quackity kicked him in the bad leg and Dream cried out, crawling away from Quackity as quickly as possible. A demented laugh bubbled from Quackity’s mouth, his eyes lighting up with a maniacal gleam. The apologies died in Dream’s throat when he saw the look on Quackity’s face. “You’re playing a dangerous game here, you are playing a dangerous game—”
“No I’m not!” Dream exclaimed, pushing himself into a corner by the wall and chest. “Quackity—please—”
Why was he begging?
“You do that again—” Quackity shook the ax good-naturedly, though he loomed over Dream as he did it, “And it’s over for you.” His grin vanished within a blink, and his face pulled into a leer. “Don’t ever do that again—you understand?”
“Yes.” The word was quiet, breathless. The adrenaline pumped in Dream’s heart, but it was useless when his back was pressed to a wall and an ax hung inches from his face.
“Don’t ever reach for any of my weapons ever again, okay?” Quackity bit out, letting the blade rest dangerously close to Dream’s ear, almost as if teasing him to take it.
“Yes sir,” Dream repeated, tacking on the last word in a desperate attempt to appear meek enough that maybe Quackity would back off.
Why was Quackity doing this?
It seemed to work. Quackity took a step back and threw the ax over his shoulder, but he huffed, annoyed. He turned away, rubbing his face and pushing the beanie farther up his forehead to scratch at his bangs. “Listen, this is getting so tiring for me, it really is. You might think this is fun—it’s getting a little tiring. I have a business to run nowadays, I have a bunch of things I’m busy with.”
Business?
Dream scooted farther back, feeling the edge of the chest dig into his hurt ribs, but it gave him an extra inch away from the demented psycho wielding an ax.
Where was his brother? Where was Sam?
“So all of this is getting a little too much to an extent,” Quackity said pulling out his watch, the gold glimmering from the dim light.
“You don’t have the come, you don’t have to—” Dream pled, feeling his voice shake with a fright that didn’t feel like his own. He was scared sure, unsettled too—but not enough to trigger such a deep reaction it made his fingers shake and his voice tremble. Even his knees were stiff with the effort it took to keep them from knocking together. “You can leave—"
Quackity rolled his eyes and snickered. “No I do, I do, Dre—this is what you don’t understand—okay?” he sat on his heels so he was face to face with Dream, smiling as if humoring a young child. “I do, I do to come every single day so I can remind you of all the bad stuff you’ve ever done to me, to ever other person—I have to come every day to remind you otherwise you’ll end up forgetting, and I don’t—I don’t think I want you to forget.” He squeezed Dream’s chin with two fingers and shook it a bit, smiling passively, before letting go and backing off again.
Dream felt like crying, his skin burning where Quackity had touched him. “I won’t forget, I won’t forget—” his voice cracked on the last word as he struggled to get his feet back under him.
Quackity ignored him, hefting the ax back into two hands. “Okay, so listen—”
Dream’s knees nearly buckled at the sight of the ax being wielded again, and he interrupted, staggering a few steps forward. “No, I promise you—!”
“Stop! Stay the Nether back!” Quackity swung the blade around and Dream fell back to the ground, back in his corner. “You just tried something—stay away!”
“I-I-I wasn’t—” Dream started, having to swallow around the lump in his throat.
Quackity made a ‘yes?’ face, and Dream forced out, “I wasn’t trying anything.”
Quackity sighed, obviously bored. “Listen, I have some questions for you today. Okay? And I want to ask you a few things. All right?”
Dream blinked, not answering, as opening his mouth only seemed to make things worse for himself. His eyes flicked to the ax.
Quackity saw it, and swung back to the sheath on his back. “Here, I’ll put the ax away. Just relax, we’ll put it away.”
Dream wasn’t fooled, at all, by the sudden shift in Quackity’s behavior. Some part of him knew this was a trap—a false lull into security, perhaps an old friendship from long ago.
What friendship?
“I have some questions for you.”
We established that, Dream thinks to himself, wondering why Quackity was repeating so many words and phrases and threats.
Like a madman.
“When’s the last time you’ve seen Technoblade?”
Huh?
“I mean,” Quackity shrugs. “You’ve been in the prison, but before you came in here, when was the last time you saw him?”
“Technoblade?” Dream asked, not sure what Quackity was getting at.
“Yeah, Technoblade,” Quackity presses patiently. “When was the last time you saw him, Dream?”
“Uh—” Dream didn’t know the answer. The last time he’d seen Technoblade was last night, when he chucked a pillow at Ranboo’s head after the Ender snuck Michael (the pet) into Techno’s bed.
But that was obviously not what this Quackity wanted. “It wasn’t a little bit before I—I got in here—” he answered vaguely, not sure how to answer that.
Quackity hummed, scratching his chin and leaned against the wall. “How are things between you and him?”
Dream swallowed, but felt something tug at his chest. “Probably one of my only allies.”
He hadn’t said that, yet the words hung in the air.
“Really?” Quackity asked, looking intrigued and bored at the same time. “Huh.”
“Why?” Dream asked, just to see if he was the one talking. He hadn’t been the one to speak before.
“All right,” Quackity stood up and pulling something from his pocket. “Get ready.”
“Did he say something?” Dream asked.
He hadn’t said that. Why—??
Quackity ticked up an eyebrow, and nodded to the paper in his hand. “Get ready,” he repeated, a little more impatient.
“What?” Dream took the paper, found a small pen tucked into the fold. “Writing?”
“Get writing,” Quackity said.
Dream blinked up at him. Quackity frowned. “You heard me, get writing.”
“Write what?”
The words coming from Dream’s mouth were becoming less and less his own—as if someone else was in his body doing the talking—as if someone else in his body was feeling their own emotions and having their own reactions to what Quackity was saying.
Dream didn’t know who it was.
Quackity huffed and rolled his eyes, as if a child was being purposefully rebellious. “All right. I want you to make a note to Technoblade and get him to visit you. You guys get along—you guys are good with each other. I want Technoblade to come and visit you, all right?” His voice was soft and patient, but it still sent chills scrabbling into Dream’s gut.
“So, I want you to write him a note that’ll get him to visit. It’s easy.”
Dream didn’t want to write the note. He didn’t know why, but he didn’t want to write the note.
He wanted to go home.
“What if I don’t?”
The words were spilling from Dream’s mouth—he was losing more and more control over what he said and did.
Quackity’s smile was plastic, his blinks a bit too close together. “Listen—I said at the start, and I’m gonna say it again—my country is a lot of work—”
Country?
“It takes a lot of manpower to run, I kinda need a break from all these visits as well.”
What was he going on about?
“Why did you want Techno to visit?”
Quackity looked annoyed at being interrupted, but he didn’t reach for the ax. “I’ll tell you this much Dream, okay, you write that note to get him to visit—don’t ask any questions—and I’ll go a week without visiting you. I’ll give you a little break, all right? From all the visiting, from all the torture. How does that sound?”
He keeps repeating stuff.
Quackity shrugged and smiled amiably. “Sounds pretty fair, sounds pretty good to me.”
“You’re lying.”
Dream wasn’t sure which words were his anymore.
Quackity’s face was carefully blank. “What would I be lying about? I’ll give you a week, I’ll give you a week of free, of no torture, no nothing. I know I said I have to visit you every day, but I’m willing to give you a week off—”
“How do I trust you?” Dream interrupted again, skidding his foot against the floor to try and get him any millimeter of space he could. “You’re lying.”
Quackity looked like he was losing what little patience he had obviously scraped together.
“Why would I—why would you want me to write a note to Technoblade?”
Quackity huffed, disgusted with something, but Dream pressed on before he could speak. “I’m not going to write a note to Technoblade—especially now—if—you’re telling me to.”
Dream gave up trying to get his words back. They slithered past his fingers, oily and slippery, out his mouth. He had no control of them.
Quackity regarded Dream with a blank stare, tongue in cheek, before pointing to the paper with his chin. “Write the note.” His words held no room for argument, his tone held no patience for anymore fuss. “Open the paper and write the note, right now.”
Dream made a noncommittal noise, and one of the threads holding Quackity’s sanity seemed to snap as he stepped forward. “Open the book and write the note!”
The paper felt like lead in Dream’s hands.
He didn’t want to write the note.
“Or we can talk about it, right? We can talk about it. What if, um—what if—” the words spiled nervously from Dream’s mouth.
Not one of them his own.
“What if Sapnap comes?”
Quackity made a face, and Dream felt his empty stomach churn.
“You know what?! You know what—I’ll tell you this much; this is what we can do, all right? If you don’t open that paper and write a note to Technoblade—which is what I’m asking to do, which is a very simple task—even for you it’s a very simple task—if you don’t do that, then we’re gonna have issues, all right?”
Quackity stepped back, grabbing his hair with both hands and turning away. “You know what?”
Dream didn’t want to know what.
“I’m kind of sick and tired of these visits now that I think about it.” Quackity’s voice was going frayed, frantic.
Crazed.
“I’m actually sick and tired! I don’t like ‘em anymore—” Quackity gave a little, demented laugh as he tripped over some of his words. “They’re boring, they-they-they really don’t serve any much more purpose.”
He whipped around, the ax coming out as he did so as he stalked forward.
Dream’s heart leapt to his throat and any protests died on his tongue.
“So this is what we’re going to do. Either you write that note or I will kill you.”
Dream felt his blood turn to ice.
Was this his brother?
Some part of his head whispered ‘Was this my friend?’
“I am not joking, I will kill you—”
“No you won’t kill me—” Dream pushed out, feeling bubbling resentment in his stomach.
It wasn’t his.
“I don’t care anymore—what?” Quackity’s one good eye fixed on Dream, and it seemed to fix on his very soul. “Are you threatening me with the revival book?”
Revival book?
“Guess what, Dream?”
“Isn’t that what you’ve been after this whole time?” Dream spoke over Quackity, desperate to the get the words out.
“I don’t care anymore!” Quackity’s last vestiges of self-control snapped, and the ax swung to close to Dream’s ankle for him to ever feel safe. “I don’t care anymore about the book—I don’t give a crap about the book anymore. You understand me?”
Spit flew from his mouth and landed on Dream’s cheek, but he didn’t dare raise his hand and wipe it off.
“I don’t give a-a—I’ve lost interest in that thing. At this point, the only reason I come and torture you so much, every single day is merely as a reminder—because at the end of the day, no matter how many times I torture you, that will never amount to the amount of evil you’ve done to this entire kingdom and everyone in it, so you know why—”
The resentment in Dream’s gut spilled over and he couldn’t take it anymore. “It’s because you like it!” he spat, the words heavy and acidic from his sore throat. “You like torturing me!!”
Quackity brushed past his outburst. “You know what? I might, I might. I don’t give a—I don’t care what is it, the reason is—if you don’t write that note, I’m going to kill you, I’m going to kill you. There is no one—”
“Sam—” and the words were back in Dream’s mouth, pitiful and small and the thought of his brother. “Sam would never let you kill me—”
Quackity gave him an incredulous look. “Sam?” Sam would never let you—” he mocked Dream’s pathetic tone, before switching back to his own cruel timbre. “Oh look!” He swung his arm around to the empty cell. “Where’s Sam? Where’s Sam, Dream? Sam’s behind that wall of lava—where is he, where is he? Come one—call for Sam. Call for Sam—it’s just you and me, alone here. I have the axe—” the blade scratched Dream’s face, “and I will slit your throat with it. You understand me?”
Dream couldn’t speak, or even nod, or he’d slice his own throat.
“If you don’t write that note, I will kill you right now. I’ll deal with Sam later, but all I know is that it’s just you and men in this empty room and one of us has an ax and the other one doesn’t.”
Dream swallowed, feeling his skin break every-so-slightly as it rubbed against the ax.
“I can end your life right here, right now—” Quackity inched closer, and Dream could no longer draw a normal breath, “and we’d be done with all of it. No more visits, no more nothing, all right?”
“You wouldn’t,” Dream breathed out, unable to listen to Quackity ramble on.
Quackity ignored him. “So if you wanna get picky, if you wanna get picky, if you think you have—”
“You WOULDN’T!!” Dream shoved, the blade nicking him as Quackity stumbled back.
Quackity’s jaw clicked shut as he regarded Dream with a cool stare, Dream struggling to breathe past the panic and the horror and the anger and the hate and the viciousness that begged him to do something, to end Quackity’s life fordaringto touch him—
“C’mon Dream,” Quackity stepped forward again, eating up the space Dream had managed to get himself when he has pushed the other away. “C’mon. Test me one more time—” he carelessly swung the ax, nearly missing Dream’s ear. He did it again, grazing the top of Dream’s hair. One more, near his nose. “Test me one more time. C’mon. I’m swinging this thing around you—” a light flick on Dream’s cheek, a hair-breath’s miss by his eye, “—and one hit and you’re done. Did you want me to do that Dream?”
Dream didn’t move, regarding Quackity with scared, hate-filled eyes.
“You know what? Let’s play a little game, let’s play a game—” he swung, and didn’t miss this time. The ax went back to its sheath and Quackity pulled out a sword Dream didn't even see him carrying and swung, the flat of the blade catching Dream in the ribs.
Dream gasped, falling in on himself. “No, no—please, please, please, please—”
“How bout that?” Quackity kept saying, over and over again, taunting Dream with the fact he couldn’t do anything to save himself. “How’s that feel?”
Dream shook his head, clutching the aching side. “Stop, stop, stop, stop—”
Quackity ignored him and swung again, the bite of the blade, catching Dream’ in the arm he was using to protect his chest. It didn’t go deep, but it burned all the way to the bone.
Enchantments.
“STOP, PLEASE!” Dream begged, the plea tearing from his lungs. Quackity was still taunting him, repeating and repeating and repeating. “Please, stop—”
“All right,” Quackity said. “Then don’t—”
The fight drained out of Dream like water out of a bucket with no bottom. “I’ll write it! I’ll write it!” He sniffled, his throat clogging. “I’ll write it.”
He couldn’t stop the tears from breaching his eyes, a few dripping down his face and the enchantments worked to cause as much agony as possible to his arm.
Quackity smiled and snickered, suddenly in a much better mood, even as Dream’s blood dripped from his sword. “Great!”
Dream reached for the paper with his good arm, noting how Quackity had deliberately not cut his dominate arm so he could still write. “What did you want it to say?”
“Coming to an understanding!” Quackity rubbed his hands together, intent gleaming in his one good eye. “I love—I love it! He let out a breath and paced away with his hands behind his back. “All right—this is what you’re gonna do, open up the note and write—” he paused to think, a twisted smile pulling at his malformed lips. “ ‘Dear, Technoblade—’ ”
The scene shifted.
…
Tubbo was yelling, screaming, scrabbling to get away.
The sword was heavy in Dream’s hand, the handle of the shield slick with sweat, the armor weighty on his back. Tubbo was dancing back, weighed down by his own armor, face panicked and scared and panting for breath.
His face was covered in scars, patches of raised burn marks—evidence of something Dream had helped orchestrate—once—long ago—
Tommy (Tommy) was yelling something about a mountain, but Tubbo was looking at Dream as if he was the cause of every nightmare he had ever had. His eyes were haunted, shuttered closed with fear.
He had no wings.
There was nothing of the bright little boy Wilbur and Dream had rescued.
Dream (not Dream, he would never hurt his little brothers, he’d killed for them, he’d die for them in a heartbeat—) swung his sword.
The flat of it connected with Tubbo’s side and the boy stumbled back, his own weapon forgotten, and he panicked.
He yelled and screamed for Tommy, begged for help from his best friend.
“Tommy—” Dream said (Dream didn’t say, he’d never be this cruel to his brothers), “he’s gonna die!”
“Tommy!” Tubbo shrieked as he took another hit. Dream hadn’t actually cut him yet, but Tubbo was taking a beating. He stumbled back one last step and his back slammed into a rise in the mountain—he had nowhere to run.
“Please, Dream—” Tubbo begged as Dream wrenched his shield away, levelling his blade at Tubbo’s neck.
Dream grinned, feeling the sick satisfaction twist in his heart.
Seeing Tubbo so close to tears—clutching his side and biting his lip past the pain—hearing Tommy screaming about disks or something—
He liked it.
…
Dream drifted.
He didn’t know where he was—or what he was doing.
Images flashed and sounds fluttered in in his head
Ranboo, begging him to stop—pleaded and begging with tears streaming down his face as Dream implanted something in the Ender’s head, used magic Dream didn’t know he had—
Wilbur, eyes crazed and unable to fixate on anything, unsteady on his feet, slurring words as he pledged his soul to Dream’s plan.
Philza, (Dad), regarding Dream with a cool air as Technoblade discussed the destruction of L’manburg (the little kids’ bathroom?).
Tommy, gasping one last breath as Dream whispered with viciously calm intent “why don’t you go visit him yourself?” and the sickened crunch as Tommy’s eyes rolled back in his head
Niki and Fundy running away, scared and begging him not to hurt them.
Sapnap, glaring at him as though he could set Dream ablaze with just a look. “I’ll be the one to kill you.”
Dream screamed.
And then he fractured.
…
The creature hissed and spat, hovering in midair as the Ancient held him there with a twist of his mind.
“Silly little animal,” the man said, twirling his finger and subsequently spinning the creature. “You do not belong here.”
He looked to the boys, the blond. His face had relaxed, his grip on his brother not too suffocating anymore.
“You should not have done that,” the Ancient tapped the creature’s nose, just barely avoiding getting his finger snapped off. “Your kind have infected enough of him.”
The creature growled, and the Ancient gave it a look. “You brought this on yourself.”
“Scott?”
The man flinched, and turned to the door.
The owner of the home stood in the doorway, sword in hand, his lady behind him.
“What’re you—?” Phil’s eyes narrowed as they landed on the creature locked in midair.
“Scott, what is that?” Kristin asked quietly, grabbing her husband’s arm.
“A dreamon,” the man, Scott, said. “Named after your boy here for what it’s done across the dimensions.”
“And what, exactly, has it done?” Phil asked cautiously, eying the snarling creature.
“It infected one of yours in another dimension where he was not yours,” the man said, not caring that he was talking in circles. “From there, it scattered to the dimensions, feeding different versions of your sons from the dimension from which it fled. It turns your son—breeds evil in his heart. The evil the creature created in the first infects the rest. I have been chasing this one for a long time now, trying to stop him from destroying more and more of yours in dimensions where they are not yours.”
The man sighed. “I have been too late too many times to number. I’m just glad I made it in time to save this dimension’s Dream.”
“Be grateful too,” Kristin said coolly. The man looked to her, to the knowing in her eyes. “There would have been nowhere you could have hidden, Starborn.”
Scott flinched at the use of his Ancient name.
“Hon, can I speak to him alone?” Kristin asked, tapping Phil’s arm.
Phil looked confused, and shot the Starborn a glare, but nodded. He checked his children first, making sure the blanket was pulled up and there were no nightmares. He left, wings rustling against the door as he slipped out to check on the rest of his kids.
Kristin watched him go with a faint smile, then turned to the Starborn with a fierce glare. “Not here.”
Scott flinched at her tone, and snapped his fingers.
The night wind was a welcoming relief to the stuffy room. Kristin didn’t even recognize where they were, other than it on the spire of some fancy building. Possibly a church, maybe a watchtower, or perhaps the palace in the Capitol itself.
“You still haven’t told him,” Scott said quietly.
“Neither have you, Brother,” Kristin bit off the last word.
“I am not his wife,” Scott rebuked, though kindly. “I have not endowed a mortal with my anchor and not told him.”
“He is immortal,” Kristin said, but she faltered at the end.
“We both know that is only temporary. Fate has foretold.”
“Fate has foretold many things,” Kristin said tightly, “but her word only extends to this world. Not ours.”
“Father may let her have her way.”
Kristin snorted, much like Techno. “He would never.”
“He may, to reprimand a wayward daughter.”
Kristin glared at her brother. “Father may be angry, but I am his daughter, his first-born. He would not put the silly whims of a foolish mortal playing god over those of his own child.”
“Fate does not know?”
Kristin sighed. “She knows enough. Knows that I am tied to Phil. She is the only one that can sense the tie.”
“She can use that.”
“I know.”
The two siblings paused, thinking.
“Where will this all end?” Scott asked finally.
Kristin shrugged. “I do not know. Phil has prepared.”
Scott huffed. “I do not trust him.”
“You do not have to.”
The Starborn scowled.
“Will you be there?” Kristin asked softly.
Scott sighed deeply. “I have not decided.”
“You must decide sooner or later,” Kristin said. “There are no neutral sides.”
“Some of the Ancients do not want your war.”
“Yet they will play a part. They have abandoned their posts for too long. They will fight, or they will die.”
…
Dream blinked his eyes open, sleepily regarding his surroundings.
His head hurt.
His heart hurt.
George muttered at his movement, opening one crystal-blue to glare. “Don’t you dare start again.”
“Huh?” Dream made a rough noise.
His throat didn’t hurt.
“Stop kicking in your sleep,” George said, kicking Dream himself with his cold feet. “It’s annoying.”
“Ima kick both of you off this bed if you don’t shut up,” Sapnap growled, squeezing George’s middle till the Brit wheezed.
Dream blinked, staying quiet and still, till the other two fell asleep.
Something pulled at his mind, pulling and tugging and wanting him to remember.
But he couldn’t.
So he didn’t.
He yawned, popped his jaw, and fell asleep.
…
Kristin went back to bed, cold and worried.
She took the time to check on all of her children, making sure dreams were safe.
Phil was asleep when she returned, but he still turned over and reached for her when he felt the bed dip. He pulled her close to his chest, entire body relaxing with a tension he was unconsciously holding.
Part of it was love.
Part of it was the tie in his heart.
Kristin rested an arm over his shoulder, rubbing in between the joints of his wings.
Dimly, Kristin wondered when she would have to tell him.
Notes:
WELCOME, SCOTT STARBORN, TO THE STAGE!
That moment when u realize Dream’s bruised knuckles when he wakes up in the cell are from killing Tommy with his bare hands...
Yes, this chapter is meant to be confusing. It involves other dimensions. What else did u expect?
Yes, the torture scene is almost completely word for word (almost, I don't swear) what happened canonically. It took me almost an hour to get right. U can literally follow along with Quackity's actual stream (pls do. Humor me? I wanna know if I got all the facial expressions right)
Yes, Phil knows that Scott is an Ancient. He does not know he is his brother-in-law.
I'm still on hiatus, kinda going thru it with some personal stuff and finals and I rlly just wanna go home at this point, but I gotta pull thru.
Keep smiling, my darlings! You are loved!
Chapter 59: An Act of Mercy
Summary:
Fundy meets someone very important.
Notes:
Was this thrown together at the last second because it's been sitting in my drafts for literal months now and I'm sick of looking at it?
Yes.
Is it solely made for forwarding the plot, foreshadowing, and revealing some sought-after questions?
Yes.
Am I sorry I couldn't do this better?
Yes.
Can I bring myself to care?
No.
Reread "From Before" for best results.
Enjoy!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“You all need to stay together,” Phil called behind him.
“We know the drill, Dadza,” Wilbur rolled his eyes, wings twitching under his sweaty cloak. “Everyone hates us, so keep each other safe.”
Nikki tugged at Wilbur’s cloak. “Where’s Fundy?”
…
Fundy hissed and scrabbled, scratching at the arm holding him. He had looked away for just a second, it had only been a second.
A hand had grabbed him, something had locked over his mouth.
“Shut up, mob-blood,” the man holding him snarled, and Fundy froze stiff.
“Yeah, yeah—we know,” the woman on Fundy’s left said, her boot heels clicking on the floor of the dark hallway they were dragging him down. “You’d be surprised how easy it is to tell a hybrid from a human.”
Fundy couldn’t help but roll his eyes. Obviously it wasn’t all that easy, because they had missed Wilbur, Niki, Bad, and Dadza.
Which meant Fundy had messed up somehow.
The fruit cart. Fundy hadn’t bothered with his knife to cut up the apple before sharing. He had used his claws.
His hybrid claws.
“We’ll deal with your mob-blood loving friends after we take care of your filthy body,” the woman said loftily, as if she were the voice for some higher power.
Fundy tried to snarl past the gag, but all that came out was a half-hearted groan. The two ignored him, the man pausing for a second to open a door. He threw Fundy on the floor, the boy just barely able to catch himself before he brained himself on the cement.
The woman tore the gag from his mouth and Fundy coughed, only to choke as hands grabbed at him once more. He caught a glint of a knife, and everything went cold.
The panic brought him back to life as watched it dip towards his throat and he screamed, kicking and scrambling as the hands grabbed him by the hair and the arms held him down to the cold floor. “No! Please—” He couldn’t breathe, chest tightening as though iron bands were cinching around his lungs. “I didn’t do anything!”
“Shut up,” the man said, forcing his head back with the firm hand in his hair, baring the boy’s throat. “It’ll be over before you know it.”
“Please—” Fundy begged, unable move his upper body at all at this point, though nothing would have been able to stop his violent trembling. “I don’t wanna die, I don’t wanna die, please.”
“You don’t deserve the air you’re breathing,” the woman patronized, kneeling on Fundy’s legs to get him to stop fussing. “Filthy hybrid.” She spat the last word as if it were a curse, as if she would have rather not said it in the first place.
“It’s not my fault!” Fundy pleaded, now completely immobile. His heart pounded against his ribcage, almost as if trying to escape Fundy and leave him to his fate. Tears made their way down his face against his will, hot and sticky, and he had to breathe through his mouth now.
Not that he would be breathing much longer.
“I know,” the woman cooed, setting the knife against Fundy’s throat, and Fundy’s breath hitched and hollowed. “But it’ll be over soon.”
“Please,” Fundy whispered, feeling the blade begin to cut. “Mercy, please.”
He squeezed his eyes shut, waiting for the knife to slice into his jugular and through his throat. Waiting for the sound of cleanly-cut flesh, the bubble and gurgle of his own blood. The taste of nickel and copper flooding his mouth and sticking to his teeth as his lungs filled with the very liquid that was supposed to keep him alive.
There was no hope.
His breath hitched, the knife nicked him—
The knife never cut.
The bodies holding him down vanished, the pressure dissipating from his throat. Fundy fell back with a quiet oomph, gasping in air he thought he’d never breathe again.
“A quiet mercy,” a voice, soft and cold, said quietly. “The irony.”
Fundy scrubbed the tears from his eyes, blinking up.
It was the girl. The one that had showed him his bedroom—the one that had stolen him from that fancy room when he was a baby.
She stood over him, a small smile on her face. “Hello, little kit.”
“Wha—” Fundy gulped down a breath, still trying to process the fact that he wasn’t dead. The woman and man were gone—no trace of them even being there. Even the knife was gone.
She laughed, flaming red hair falling over her shoulders in pretty curls, framing her smiling face. “I told you I’d come.”
“I-I, wh-what?” Fundy sputtered as she helped him sit up, immediately pressing him to her chest for a hug. Her arms were surprisingly strong as they wrapped around him, holding him as he were the most precious thing.
“In your darkest hour, I promised you I’d come,” the girl said simply, holding him tight and close, slender fingers rubbing up and down his back.
“I didn’t call for anyone—” Fundy said, muffled by the girl’s shirt. She was soft and warm and felt inherently safe. She had to be safe, right? His would-be murderers were gone—she had done that right?
“You did.”
“I—”
Fundy had begged and pleaded; said he didn’t want to die. He had pled for mercy—
“Mercy,” Fundy breathed, the realization hitting him like a boulder, so many things making so much sense. “You’re the Ancient of Mercy.”
The girl giggled, ran a hand through his hair. “I am.”
Fundy ran the information through his head a few times, letting himself relax as the girl—Mercy—let him rest in her arms, safe.
“Why—why me?” he finally asked.
Mercy hummed, and made no move to let him go, but simply adjusted so she could hold him better and they could both sit comfortably. From the feel of her arms, Fundy wasn’t sure she was planning on letting him go anytime soon.
“Why what, little kit?”
“Why did you give me to Phil when I was a baby, and show me that room, and save me now?” he asked, stumbling over a few of his words.
Mercy shrugged, moving Fundy’s head as she did so. “I am mercy embodied. You were meant to die in that little room—Fate said so. I defied her—showed you mercy.”
Fundy’s heart pitched at the mention of Fate. “Why—you can do that?”
Mercy hummed again. “I can. Thanks to your father, I have gained some strength in the past few years.”
“Why did Fate want me dead?”
“I do not know,” Mercy said, rubbing her hand up and down Fundy’s spine. “I do not wish to know the inner-workings of her mind. I fear it would be too much for me to comprehend.”
Fundy agreed to that.
“Are you on our side?” he asked finally, when Mercy still showed no signs in letting go. Fundy kinda didn’t want her to. If he focused, let himself drift, it was almost as if his mother was holding him.
“I am on the side of those that cannot fight for themselves,” Mercy said. “I defend the voiceless, the helpless. The weak and abused that can’t do anything about their predicament.”
“So that means you like my dad, right?” Fundy asked.
“For now,” Mercy said, and Fundy heard the ominous undertone. “He brings light and hope to the future, one I wish to see happen.”
“You can see the future?” Fundy asked.
“I cannot, but I have seen several versions of it through the eyes of others,” Mercy said, resting her head on Fundy’s head. “I pray for only one version.”
Fundy’s stomach churned. “Which version is that?”
One of Mercy’s hands played with his hair, slim fingers tugging at the strands. “Pray, little kit. Pray your father loves you.”
Fundy wanted to know what that meant, but the girl stood. She brought Fundy with her, and while she was too short to carry him, she let him lean on her.
“I miss you, every day,” she whispered into his curls. “I hope you know.”
Fundy didn’t know, but he did now, though he wasn’t sure what to make of that information.
“C’mon, little kit,” Mercy said, sighing softly. “Your father is looking for you.”
Fundy blinked, and they were someone else. The air nipped his skin, he could smell the damp forest brush. It was dark out, cold and ominous. He hid his face in her shirt and let her lead him through the woods.
He wanted Phil, he wanted Wilbur. He wanted Kristin and Eret and Tommy and Techno and Purpled and Schlatt—
He wanted home.
Mercy chuckled and pressed a kiss to his head. “Easy, little kit. We’re almost there.”
“How will Dad know where we are?” Fundy asked, not recognizing where they were.
“I told him,” Mercy said simply, and Fundy got the impression he should let the conversation drop. There were a few minutes of the night’s gentle songs, the only interruptions Mercy’s and his boots in the leaves.
From above, the sound of wings displacing air. A swooping, then the landing of heavy boots and rustling of great wings. The creak of leather, the rattle of armor.
“Let him go.”
Fundy looked up at Phil’s voice. His father was armored, bearing a sword—though it was lax in his hand. His face was set and stony, and Fundy could see the worry in the way his eyes pinched. He looked a hundred years older with that worry in his eyes.
Mercy stopped in her tracks, but she gently pushed Fundy forward.
Fundy stumbled, then shot forward. Phil’s free arm opened, and Fundy crashed into him, forcing down the nervous chitters at the back of his throat. Phil’s hand landed on his shoulder, heavy and firm.
Fundy peeked back at Mercy, and saw that Phil’s sword was now held in front of both him and his child.
“Who are you?”
Fundy instinctively flinched at Phil’s tone. A tone he had never heard directed at him or his siblings, but a tone he had heard nonetheless. It usually meant death.
Fundy saw the quirk of Mercy’s mouth. “You know me,” she said softly. “You and I were enemies once.”
“Not an answer, wench,” Phil grit out. His grip tightened on his son.
“She’s the Ancient of Mercy,” Fundy said quietly. Phil’s thumb immediately began rubbing Fundy’s shoulder at his words. Fundy felt him relax ever-so-slightly.
“Mercy?” Phil asked, voice still hard and defensive, but less bristling.
“That’s me,” Mercy giggled, but it was strained. Her face was tight, but the little smile was still there. A chunk of hair felt in front of her face as she kicked at the dirt. “You couldn’t get rid of me, though you tried so hard.”
“I’m glad I didn’t.” Phil’s voice was thick, and Fundy thought he’d start crying.
Mercy smiled, but Fundy could see her bravery waning. For some reason—she was scared of Phil.
“Why are you here?”
“I live.”
Fundy blinked at her statement. From the tensing of Phil’s stance, he didn’t understand her either.
“What of your—?” Phil couldn’t finish his sentence, and Fundy heard him swallow.
“Soon.” Mercy’s eyes were bright, but her frame stiff, as if she didn't quite believe her own words all the way. “Rise, like the first Dawn. Rise, and save us all.”
Fundy blinked and Mercy wasn’t there.
A feeling brushed his temple, reminiscent of the kiss she had given him earlier, but Phil’s hand on his head dusted the feeling away.
“Are you okay?” Phil knelt to Fundy’s eye-level, hands on his arms. Fundy looked into Phil’s face, all signs of stress and worry washing away from the worry-lines, leaving behind warm, green eyes filled with so much love.
Fundy burst into tears, the past few hours catching up to him like a train. Phil immediately brought him forward in a hug, and Fundy was only barely conscious of his surroundings as Phil stood, picking Fundy up with him.
There was the rustle of wings, and the rush of wind.
Time passed, Fundy crying softer and softer. He clung to his dad, waiting for him to make it right.
Right it was made, when suddenly Kristin was there, wiping away his tears and bundling him away into a warm bath and fresh clothes and a brush in his hair.
Fundy willingly sipped the cocoa he knew was laced with a sleeping draught, and let himself be tucked away to bed with Wilbur.
He slept.
No dreams, no nightmares.
He slept.
Notes:
This is the girl that delivered Fundy and Lani, talked to George in 'Nothing Good Happens After Midnight,' talked to Fundy in 'From Before', and was watching Callahan in 'Not So Empty-Headed After All'
Fundy brushes most of what Mercy said off as the ramblings of a broken Ancient.
Your guy's guesses were all so good and I'm not gonna lie, I thought about changing her name several times. But alas, Mercy has other roles to play in later episodes, and she must remain. Mercy and Hope.
(if you want a little author-point-out, in 'Not So Empty-Headed After All", when Callahan is in the garden - the two girls sitting on the bench in the corner? That's these two.)
And yes, I've taken notice to ya'll sudden interest in the 'Three' (whom Mercy mentions in 'Nothing Good Happens at Midnight). I will tell you, not a single person has guessed right. A few have come dangerously close, and yet at the same time nowhere near. Don't fret tho! I have not given you guys enough information to make an educated guess - honestly, if you were to guess it correctly off sheer luck, I would think you'd found a way into the rest of my drafts because there shouldn't be anyway possible you guys figure it out. I simply haven't given you guys enough info.
Besides that, I am so very very happy you guys are still sticking with me! Ik it's been a bit of a rough patch, with me being out of commission for so long. I think I'm getting the hang of it better, and I should be posting a little bit regularly (knock of wood).
Make sure you eat something! Food is not something you earn, but something you deserve for merely existing. ;) Till next time, my darlings!
Chapter 60: Diamond in the Flesh
Summary:
Skeppy gives Phil quite a fright.
Notes:
Hellloooo!
Back again! Just progressing some character development along. Don't mind me!!
Just had an idea and wanted to work with Skeppy some more.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Daaad!!!”
Phil shot up the stairs, feeling his nerves burning through his skin, his heart trying to thrash out of his body. He nearly splintered the doorway with his shoulder, running full-bore into it as he did.
The scene in the twin’s bedroom nearly sent his blood sub-polar.
Alyssa and Ponk were standing near the door, horrified at what they were looking at. Skeppy’s eyes were whited out, posture stiff, feet planted firmly on the ground. He had Jack by the throat, pressed up against the wall. Jack’s fire was flaring wildly, trying to free its master—but it didn’t matter because Skeppy’s diamonds had reformed to give him armor on his chest, face, and arms.
“Jack ran into him—” Ponk spluttered out.
“He just lashed out—” Alyssa was crying.
“Dad,” Jack pled, feet kicking as he struggled to keep himself up to breathe.
“Get out!” Phil snapped, shoving Ponk out the door without regard as to where he threw him, Alyssa getting pushed right out after him.
Phil grabbed Skeppy by the wrist that was holding Jack by the throat, then by the back of the neck. A light squeeze, and Skeppy was clenching his shoulders and subsequently relaxing his grip. Jack fell to his knees, heaving for breath.
“You alright, mate?” Phil asked Jack, ignoring how Skeppy was now wrestling him and trying to claw his face. Jack nodded, skittering away as Skeppy kicked out. He coughed, and his face started going back to its normal color.
“Go find your mum, okay?” Phil said, managing to get one of Skeppy’s arms pinned behind him.
Jack didn’t say anything, but made a run for the door and slammed it behind him.
Skeppy tried to lunge after him, growling and snapping, but Phil was much bigger and had years of child-manhandling experience. He got Skeppy on the ground on his chest, a knee in his back. Phil usually preferred to pin the kids on their back so when they came out of the haze, their dad’s face would be the first thing they’d see—but Skeppy seemed intent on clawing Phil’s face out.
Speaking of claws—Phil craned his head to look at Skeppy’s hands. They were engulfed in diamond, shaping razor-sharp nails over Skeppy’s human ones. It looked as though he were wearing gauntlets made of pure diamond.
“How’d you do that, mate?” Phil asked, keeping his voice soothing and calm. “Got some secrets I don’t know about?”
Skeppy hissed, squirming around. Phil managed to get both of Skeppy’s wrists in one hand, despite Skeppy’s valiant attempts to wiggle himself free. Carefully, Phil threaded his hand through Skeppy’s hair and gripped just tight enough to pin his head down. Skeppy changed his tactics, a pathetic wail crawling out of his throat—but Phil knew enough about kids to know when they were just being sneaky.
Instead, he focused. Skeppy’s body had been riddled with troll magic when Kristen had found him. After years of treatments, most of it had withered and died, but a few shadows remained, clinging to Skeppy’s being. Phil had never thought to look deeper, past the wisps of the troll threads.
He looked now, gently pushing past the fabric of Skeppy’s soul and sorting through the fibers of his being.
There, centered right in his heart, a small flame burned. Tiny, barely a tea candle. So weak and fragile and small. Like a lamp shining through the thinnest of cracks in a wall. It was just a little baby, having never been given enough attention to grow past infancy. It flickered when Phil brushed his magic over it, warmed as it recognized Phil.
“Well what do you know,” Phil chuckled, Skeppy twisting his head to glare. “You’ve been an earth mage this whole time.”
Earth mages could manipulate the substance of the world around them. Usually, they picked one material, like metal or dirt or wood, to master. Looked like Skeppy had mastered diamond—without his even knowing. The very diamonds that were embedded in his flesh.
“Alright mate,” Phil said, reaching into Skeppy’s angered, hazy mind. “Time to chill out.”
Skeppy responded to the mind magic as expected—he slumped forward, resting his forehead on the floor. He stopped fighting and squirming, instead lying still. He panted, eyes losing their glow. The diamonds reformed, going back to their original slots in Skeppy’s skin.
“Back with me?” Phil asked, easing up on his grip slowly. He had made the mistake of letting go too early once, and only once. Techno had nearly taken his spleen out.
Skeppy nodded, heaving a slow breath and closing his eyes. “What happened?”
“Not sure,” Phil said, easing off and helping him sit up. He gawked. “Well—”
The blood on Skeppy’s arm was kind of a giveaway. Skeppy blanched as Phil pulled his sleeve up, revealing a deep gash near his elbow. Skeppy’s brow furrowed, face pinching with pain. “There was a diamond there—”
Phil looked around, saw it in the corner. A chuck of glittering stone, about half the size of a playing card and as thick as a poker chip. He picked it up, noting the strands of flesh and clumps of blood clinging to it.
“Jack ran into you, didn’t he?” Phil said. The side table had blood on it too. “Jarred one of your diamonds loose.”
“That’s why it hurts like the Nether,” Skeppy hissed, inspecting his wound. “I grew those myself, so there’s still blood vessels and stuff connected.” He whined softly, poking at the torn edges of his skin. “I’m gonna have a massive divot now. As if I wasn’t ugly enough.”
Phil looked at the diamond, then at the hole in Skeppy’s arm. “C’mere.”
Skeppy let Phil have his arm, watched as Phil gently slotted the diamond in place. “What’re you doing?”
“You’re a mage,” Phil said, pressing the diamond into Skeppy’s flesh despite Skeppy’s hiss of pain. “An earth mage, to be exact.”
Skeppy’s mouth dropped open, looking from Phil’s face to the bloody mess on his arm. “But—”
“You can manipulate diamonds,” Phil said, sandwiching the wound between his palms. “Or will be able to, once we get some practice in and grow your magic.”
“I have magic—” Skeppy seemed stuck on that fact. He flinched as Phil adjusted the gem.
“It’s tiny,” Phil said, reaching for the candle again. “I’m surprised it hasn’t been accidently blown out.”
Skeppy gasped, stiffening as Phil brushed his magic over the flame. “I felt that.”
“You should have,” Phil chuckled. “I’m gonna take control for a little bit, okay?” He didn’t give Skeppy time to respond before he grabbed the fire and twisted it. Skeppy fell forward, yelping, hand scrabbling at Phil’s.
“Stop—” he pled, but Phil just needed a moment. He forced the magic out, to Skeppy’s arm. A flash of blue, a startled, pained cry from Skeppy, and the diamond fused back to Skeppy’s arm.
Phil immediately let the magic go and it retreated, tight and shivering and small, back to the center of Skeppy’s soul. Skeppy yanked at his arm, tears flooding his cheeks, but Phil held him steady. “Just a minute, I promise,” Phil said, pulling Skeppy forward into his arms. “It needs to settle, or you’ll knock it out again.”
Skeppy ignored him and cried, honing in on the pain, trying to free himself. Phil didn’t let him, knowing Skeppy’s magic would need the presence of another magic now that it had been used to settle out and not cave in on itself. Skeppy himself, whether or not he wanted it right now, needed to be held, so when he came off the pain-high, he didn’t panic.
Skeppy yanked his wrist a few more times, giving up when Phil refused to move. He settled back, letting himself cry. When he ran out of tears, he hiccupped his way back to some semblance of calm and laid his head on Phil’s chest.
“There we go,” Phil said, gingerly poking the newly-fused gem to make sure it was staying put. Satisfied, he let Skeppy have his arm back and wrapped him up in a hug. “All better.”
Skeppy choked a bit on a laugh. “Sure doesn’t feel like it.”
Phil smiled, and pressed a kiss to Skeppy’s hair.
…
Training obviously followed. Phil taught Skeppy how to find the candle, how to grow it and give it power. Slowly, over the months and years, the candle grew to a lamp, then a campfire, then a blazing inferno that roared to life at a thought.
Skeppy learned to reform the gems fused to his body—into armor, a face-shield, the razor-sharp nail gauntlets, bracers on his elbows, wrists and knees. Within seconds, he could have the gems remade to protect vital organs or joints or his throat.
It was to Phil’s great surprise that Skeppy learned, all by himself, to take control of the last strings of the troll magic and use it himself to grow the diamond patches to a full set of armor. He couldn’t get them to recede though—troll magic wasn’t meant to do undo what it had done and earth magic could only do so much. Instead, Skeppy could ‘drop off’ the patches of armor in big chunks that he let Phil sell. The original patches of diamonds the troll had inflicted remained permanent fixture of Skeppy’s body.
One of Phil’s proudest moments would forever be Skeppy taking control of those very diamonds and forcing them under his skin. They were still there, wrapped around his bones and muscles— Skeppy would have to bear them for the rest of his life, but they were hidden now.
“Dad, look!” Skeppy proudly displayed his arms—his scarred arms, but no sign of the gems that had speckled his skin—as his siblings cheered and laughed with him. “I’m clear!”
Phil laughed, pulled him in tight. He could feel the hard stones beneath Skeppy’s skin, but they were hidden. Skeppy wouldn’t have to wear heavy cloaks or high-collared shirts with long sleeves. He would be so much safer.
Phil only wished he could keep Skeppy, and the rest of his children, safe from what was coming.
Notes:
Skeppy’s magic is going to be purposely a bit ambiguous because I don't actually know what I'm doing.
Have a good day, my darlings!!!
Chapter 61: Last Time
Summary:
Karl is rescued by a familiar face.
It's not familiar to him.
Nothing ever is.
Notes:
Hellooooo
Had this sitting in my drafts and thought we'd take a breather from The Angel's Army. I wanna make sure everyone's had a chance to read it before I publish the next chapter, so I'm pretty much stalling XD. I wanna go nice and slow--make sure I get plenty of feedback chapter by chapter in case I need to change anything last minute that I may have missed.
Make sure to brush up on the disclaimers and tws if you haven't in a while! (no reason related to upcoming content--this is just a regular reminder I give)
Let's gooooooo!
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Chapter Text
“You bothering the kid?”
Karl tentatively opened one eye, wishing he could just, for once, avoid trouble. His back was pressed against the cold brick wall, two grown men in ragtag soldier’s uniforms staring him down. His fists were trembling, and he wished he had stayed closer to Sam and Sapnap.
There was another man at the front of the alley, as tall as Techno with electric blue eyes that made Karl’s skin prickle. A jagged scar that had to have hurt made Karl’s stomach churn.
The two men exchanged glances, and the one with a hand on Karl’s shoulder that he had been using to push Karl’s collar down let his hand drop back to his side. Karl suddenly discovered that he could still breathe—light breaths, fluttering through his nose.
The man jutted his chin towards the street. “Beat it. Before I beat you.”
The two men decided today was not the day and they were not the ones and made themselves scarce, taking care to not so much as brush the man as they slipped past. Karl felt himself relax, watching them leave.
He immediately tensed right back up when his savior’s hand brushed his face, cupping his chin. He snapped his eyes up to the man’s face, recoiling as much as he could against the wall when he saw the raw emotion painted there.
“You’ve gone and grown up on me,” the man said softly, thumb brushing under Karl’s eye.
Karl swallowed thickly, forcing up some bravado. “Please let me go.”
The man blinked, then sighed deeply, as if very sad. The emotion shuttered away, as if hidden behind a closed door. “C’mon.”
Karl yelped a bit as the man’s hand closed around his arm and pulled. His steps stumbled, and he was forced to keep up the stranger’s long strides or face-plant into the dirt. Into the crowd they went, the man pulling Karl tight to his side and pinning him there with a steady hand.
“Stop—” Karl whispered, trying to summon the strength to push the man off him. “I don’t—I don’t want—”
“Shush,” the stranger murmured.
Karl’s jaw snapped shut against his will—he felt magic wire it shut. Panic flooded his veins, and immediately dissipated at the man’s next word. “Relax.”
Karl’s muscles melted to butter and the panic ebbed away to the dark corner of his mind. Hazily, he followed, not willingly, but unable to push past the magic that shut him up and made his limbs limp and compliant.
“I’m just bringing you back,” the man said soothingly, working his way around a vendor’s cart, making sure Karl’s toes didn’t get run over. “I’m not gonna hurt you.”
Karl couldn’t exactly voice his opinion on the man’s obvious lies, and flicked his eyes around, trying to find a way out. He couldn’t see any of his siblings, and none of the adults milling about were giving him a second glance.
“Jimmy!”
Why was that name familiar?
The man turned, turning Karl with him. Two young men were pushing through the crowd, obviously trying to get the man’s attention. The man, Jimmy apparently, stepped off the street onto a quiet corner of the sidewalk, the two joining them.
The first opened his mouth to ask something, then he saw Karl. The shock was enough to make Karl want to take a step back, but then the guy was kneeling in front of him, eyes already watering. His big hands settled on Karl’s shoulders, then slid down to his elbows, where the man continued to rub up and down—as if he couldn’t believe what he was seeing.
“Hey bud—” he said, voice obviously filling with tears. “Been a long time, huh?” Karl looked at him as if he were crazy.
“Is that—?” the second guy was saying, and Karl could tell he was about to cry too.
“It is,” Jimmy said, his hand still around Karl’s shoulders. “He still doesn’t remember. Phil decided it was best if we just let him be.”
“Then why do you have him?”
“Found him lost,” the Jimmy said patiently. “Was just bringing him back.”
“Without letting us say hello?”
“You know the rules, Chris,” the man sighed. “We’ll have to wipe his memory again.”
The young man holding Karl’s arms, Chris, gave a weak chuckle. “This kid’s gonna hate us.” There was no mirth in his tone. Only sorrow. His touch burned, but Karl couldn’t get his muscles to cooperate to pull away.
“Even if,” Jimmy said, “he grew up safe. He can hate us all he wants. He got the childhood he deserved. The one we couldn’t give him.”
Karl really was sick and tired of being touched and manhandled and unable to speak. He pulled his arms back roughly, fighting the order that made him want to fall asleep standing up. He gave the guy a harsh a glare as he could manage, crossing his arms and tucking his hands under his elbows. He hung his head, refusing to meet anyone’s gaze.
This was dumb.
Some part of his mind questioned why he wasn’t more worried about danger from these three men, but another part of his mind knew he was safe. Somehow, he was safe.
Chris made a wounded sorta chuckle, but let Karl go and stood. “Still all fiery, huh?”
Karl glared.
“Here—” the Jimmy gave Karl a light push into Chris, and strong arms were instinctually folded around him. Karl whimpered—he had never liked people touching him—he could feel every place the man had contact with him, burning and itching and longing and desperate and aching for something he had lost—
“It’s okay—” Chris murmured, running a hand through Karl’s hair. “I know this isn’t fair and it’s selfish of me, I know you hate it—but please, please, just let me have this. Just this.”
Karl screwed his eyes shut and let himself be held. He didn’t want to, didn’t want to be passed around and touched and cuddled—arms holding him tight and still—
A cold night, and colder arms. A man with stars for a halo, the night stretching out before his feet. A boy with no name, curled up in his arms, watching the stars form steps towards the pretty little planet that hung in space.
Another man. This one warm, with strong arms and a bright smile.
“They will find him.”
A hand brushing through his curls. “I will render the universe desolate before I let them hurt him.”
“He is—”
“A child. My child.” The boy was pressed forward to a firm shoulder, held as though there were no greater treasure. “I vow my life to him. My magic, my all.”
A twist of magic, a knot in the boy’s chest. Glittering and unbreakable.
Unforgettable.
“You may die for him.”
A kiss, rough with stubble, pressed to the boy’s forehead. “Then I will have died with purpose.”
Karl got pushed towards the last man, and he fought to push past the magic that held him still. His head hurt, something thrashing to be let out in the dark space that separated him from his past.
“No, no—” a hand cupped to the back of his head, cradled him against a warm chest. “Don’t fight it. You’ll hurt yourself.”
It hurts anyway, Karl thought. He forced a sound, but it came out weak and barely there.
“Oh, buddy—” the arms cinched a bit tighter, and Karl knew they were supposed to be comforting, knew the guy was just trying to help, but it still felt wrong. “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” He didn’t let go though. “I wish I could make it all better.”
“Okay Chandler—” Jimmy was pulling Karl away, tucking him back under his side. Chandler let him go, mourning loss written all over his face.
Chris gave Karl a little wave with a weak smile. “Bye, bud. Stay safe, okay?”
Karl still couldn’t speak, and he wasn’t all that impressed right now. He sent a bit of a glare, but didn’t get to do much else as Jimmy pulled him away back into the crowd.
The swirling mess of people made him want to check out, but the hand on his shoulder squeezed every time he tried to. He gave an annoyed huff after the fifth time, and Jimmy chuckled. “We’re almost there, bud. Stay with me.”
The city had a small park area—which Phil had completely overrun with his children. Jimmy laughed at a few of Karl’s siblings, still not letting him go till he found Phil.
“James?” Phil was sitting with Kristin in front of a campfire, gaze turning grave once he noticed Karl.
“I didn’t tell him,” Jimmy said immediately, pushing Karl forward. Karl collapsed quite willingly into Phil’s arms, feeling the net of safety descend onto him like a comforting weighted blanket.
“Where was he?”
“Some guys were picking on him,” Jimmy said. He rubbed his neck sheepishly. “We ran into Chris and Chandler on the way here. I’ve already started the wiping.”
“James—”
“I couldn’t tell them no,” Jimmy interrupted, almost defensively. “Karl’s their brother. They haven’t seen him since they day we gave him to you. It’s not fair to them—they’re missing out on him growing up.”
“It’s not fair to Karl to keep taking his memories away,” Phil said carefully. “The more magic you put in his head, the more it spreads to other memories. He has legitimate amnesia now, James. Even after he breaks from the veil, he may never recover.”
Jimmy’s face was drawn. “How much longer then? I can’t keep up this façade much longer. The Council is already suspicious. Every day endangers the twins, and they’d be much harder to hide than Karl.”
“Be ready within the year,” Phil said, and somehow Karl felt the weight of those words. “The Second Dawn is coming.”
Jimmy nodded, and gave Karl one last head pat. He left, some of Karl’s siblings giving him a weird look.
Why were they giving Karl a weird look?
What just happened?
Notes:
Yes, it wasn't nice of Chris and Chandler to scare Karl like that. I promise they meant no harm--they're just hurting and don't have a proper way to express it yet. Let them have this for now. I'll explain it later.
Yes, I do see each and every comment giving me your theories and ideas--but I can't really respond sometimes. Sometimes you guys are dead on the money right and I don't wanna ruin anything for you and sometimes you're in a whole other ballpark and I don't wanna tell you you're wrong. I do love and cherish each comment and I've actually changed some things for the near future because ya'lls theories made more sense than the actual plot I had written XD.
Have a lovely day, my darlings!!
Chapter 62: Little Surprise
Chapter Text
So I tried to publish this last week and it kinda didn't work, so I'm publishing it now! (I also managed to find the stupid document that had all the Q/As in it that decided to play hide and seek. It won't be updated this week because it's not done and I just don't wanna work on it yet. I'm on vaca).
Remember what I said about me wanting to call you guys something like Ranboo calls his chat particles and Phil his crows and stuff? Well I couldn’t think of anything that fit all of you since your all special and different, so I went with Dream’s blob! And hereafter, on TheWriter’sHeir’s page, little Dream blobs shall be called Darlings.
Before I start saying who’s who, I know, like, two people’s pronouns and stuff, so I’m just gonna go with ‘they’ for everyone. Please don’t tell me—it is my personal opinion that absolutely nothing personal about oneself should be shared over the internet and while ik it’s something small like pronouns, there’s no way I’d remember all of you, so we just gonna stay general.
Also seeing as I don’t know genders, some of these little guys have makeup and stuff. I tried to make everything general and broad, but I couldn’t resist makeup and eyeliner on a few. They’re wearing T-shirts btw, not dresses.
So the guy on the fan is Thatguy99998. I used their pfp for the character design. Yes, they’re wearing goggles.
The little guy flying by my head is The_Loney_Jupiter. It took forever, and I tried using their pfp too, though I’m not sure it turned out all that well considering they were supposed to be a firefly and not a butterfly.
The two little ones one the red book are Aranel and Leonidas (Aranel’s the bigger one). Their names sounded fancy and their pfp (they share an account) is a very regal rose, so I made them look all noble. They’re holding scrolls because they’ve told me they like to take notes on my writing and make guesses.
The two below those two sleeping are DinoNuggies99 and Dakedoo. DinoNuggies little halo is the background from their pfp and Dakedoo is obviously based off Callahan. Dakedoo is snuggled up in a blanket.
The three on the pencil cup are (from top to bottom) Just_A_Passing_Owl (their hair is feathers, that’s why it looks kinda funny), My_Little_Epona (based off their pfp), and LibraryRaven97 (I had so much fun with the cloak).
The one in my hair is NirtNalym, and I just made something up because they didn’t have a pfp.
The one on my glasses is senchant. I made that one from scratch too, and their smug little face makes me very happy.
The one dancing in the flower dress (those are butterflies around their halo) is whimsical.
The one next to whimsical is BebeScorpio, with their vey fashionable and probably anatomically-incorrect scorpion tail. Yes, they are wearing eyeshadow and eyeliner.
The one with black wings looks funny, but is supposed to be bent over and looking at my screen. It came out looking like they have no head, and I’m very sorry FaboKraken, but I wanted it to look like you were supervising.
The one next to FaboKraken with the funny halo is OctolingO. I made their pfp their halo—I promise it’s a halo and they don’t have it stabbed through their head.
The one jumping is SC14_Weirdo, and was totally based off their pfp.
The one looking into my cup of cocoa is Alllis-da_idiot. I didn’t have much to go on, but I thought the reverse Dream mask was cute.
The one dressed like George is Tempy_404 (you tell me why they’re dressed like George). Yes, that is a phone, and yes they are recording.
The one behind Tempy is ThatOfABeaver. The brown thing is a beaver tail (I did not do a good job and I’m sorry) and yes, they are munching popcorn.
The one reading a book above Beaver is ivereadtoomuch dressed as a Greek noble and reading a book.
The one in the red jacket hanging off my poorly drawn fairy lights is shameless_simp and I tried to copy their pfp’s costume, even the hair, but I don’t think it turned out too well.
The one above shameless is Nathanoy25. I wanted to make them a jersey with a 25 on it, but I couldn’t get it right so I gave them an orange cape and a halo.
And last but not least, LittleMissPinkMae is sleeping in the pot.
If you don’t see yourself—please, please, please, please, please don’t worry or be upset!! I have a whole list of 64 of you all laid out. The problem is I was getting tired of this piece and I didn’t want to ruin it by forcing myself to work on it. I already have another piece started and I’ll be able to fit more of you in it!!
Please don’t ask me to change anything. Ik you might not like yours, but if I take requests one person I have to do it for everyone and I probably won’t do it right and I want to disappoint anyone and I just don’t have the time for everyone and it’d only make me sad and then you all would be sad.
One other little request—please don’t repost, even if you were to give credit. You can show it to people if you want, or keep it for yourself, but this is mine and it’s my first piece and I wanna keep it. Please don’t steal it. Please? It’s mine…
Anyways, I hope you like it. I have a much better one in mind already and I can’t wait to get started!
Be safe, my darlings!! Happy Easter!
Chapter 63: Memory Wipe
Summary:
George and Karl forget.
Everything.
Notes:
Helloooo
Im back home!!
Ive had this sitting in the drafts for a while. I wasn't even going to post it, but i ran it past the folks in the discord and they said keep it so here we are. I finished it and touched it up here and there. That's it. It's nothing fancy.
We're running a little contest in the discord if you're interested!
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George felt spacey.
That was the only way he could describe what the inside of his head felt like right now. He was having trouble grabbing and focusing in on one thought, and by the time he actually got to the thought, it slipped through his fingers like so many grains of sand.
There were a few things he knew.
Phil was gone—had taken most of the older kids out for bow practice.
Techno and Wilbur were gone as well—swimming lessons at the beach with most of the younger kids.
Even Mumza wasn’t home, having planned today as a ‘me, myself, and I’ day a month ago.
“George?”
George blinked sluggishly up. Dream frowned at him, resting the back of his hand on George’s forehead.
“He doesn’t have a fever,” Dream said, laying his palm on the back of George’s neck as well. George grumbled at the contact—he wasn’t the world’s cuddliest person. Sapnap and Dream got away with it at night because in exchange for cuddles, George got to stay warm.
“He looks like he’s in another dimension,” Quackity remarked, waving his hand up and down in front of George’s face. George managed to track Quackity’s movement, albeit a few seconds behind.
“Hey Dream?”
The two looked up, George doing so as well (several seconds later) to see Sapnap stomping down the stairs with Karl.
Karl looked exactly like George—unable to function. The brunet was leaning heavily on Sapnap, not really looking at anything. He did wave at Quackity though, looking quite confused with his surroundings.
Looking back, Dream figured the following fallout was due to the knock on the door.
Nobody in that family knocked.
George’s breath hitched, and Dream watched his pupils zero down to pinpoints, hands beginning to tremble.
Dream hadn’t felt anybody approach the house.
Dream stiffened, Quackity looked confused—the knocking came again. George’s breath hitched, and Karl’s eyes locked on the front door.
“Dream—” Sapnap said.
“Shush,” Dream snapped under his breath.
There was one more round of pounding, then a rattling on the doorknob.
“Who are you people?” George suddenly said. Dream snapped around to him—George was sitting bolt upright, eyes clearer now than they had been in the past hour.
The rattling stopped, only to be replaced with someone body-slamming the heavy wood. Voices could be heard, rough and annoyed, from the other side.
“Karl—stop—” Sapnap struggled to hold Karl up as the younger boy started to struggle. George’s head whipped to the two, eyes widening and mouth parting to let out several puffs of increasingly-panicking air.
“Get off--get off--I don’t know you—” Karl kicked Sapnap solidly in the shin and Sapnap cursed. George got to his feet as the door got slammed again, and Dream made an executive decision.
He grabbed George tightly, clapping a hand over his mouth. “Up the stairs,” he hissed at Sapnap and Karl, motioning for Quackity to follow.
Karl had started struggling like his life depended on it, George doing a pretty good job at making Dream’s life miserable as they worked themselves into Dream, Sapnap, and George’s bedroom. Dream gently closed the door, immediately turning the lock on the handle.
Another beat on the front door.
“What’s wrong with them?!” Quackity was flapping his wings, stressed, wringing his hands. “Who’s downstairs—what—?!”
“Nothing we can’t handle,” Dream interrupted, using his foot to slide his axe out from under the bed. “Q—out the window. Do a flyover, but don’t be seen. Find out how many there are, if they’re armed—you know the drill.”
Quackity obeyed, slipping out the door with a soundless flap of his golden wings.
“Sapnap, try to reason with Karl,” Dream said, worked George around so the smaller boy was pinned to the wall, face to face with his older brother.
“Listen to me, Georgie, just listen real quick,” Dream whispered, trying to be gentle. “What’s wrong?”
George stared at him like he had never seen him before in his life, breath exploding out of his nose over Dream’s hand. His thin hand grasped Dream’s wrist, but he wasn’t trying to pry Dream off of him. He was too scared to.
Another blow to the door.
“Karl’s not listening,” Sapnap said, almost desperately. “It’s like he doesn’t even recognize me.”
Dream closed his eyes as the realization hit him right in the stomach. “Their memories are acting up again.” He shot Sapnap a wary glance. “You feeling okay?”
Sapnap looked confused. “Yeah. Why wouldn’t I—oh—”
“Yeah,” Dream sighed. “We got a problem.”
The door gave with a sickening crack, and footsteps pounded on the floor.
“Seven,” Quackity said, swooping back in neatly. “We got five guys and two girls, armed. They must have seen everyone leave and figured the house was easy pickings.”
Dream eyed his axe. “Yeah. ‘Easy.’ “
George tried to kick him in the knee, but Dream used his own leg to pin George’s the wall. George was getting desperate, and tears were starting to prick in his eyes. Sapnap had Karl wrapped up in his arms on the bed, and Karl didn’t look to be doing too much better.
Something broke from downstairs, and Dream cursed again. “Q, can you hold George?”
“Yeah, but—”
Dream shoved George into the avian’s arms, swooping his axe off the ground.
“You can’t take on seven people by yourself,” Sapnap protested, hissing in pain as Karl bit the hand over his mouth.
“Unless you want to lock Karl here in the chest, I’m on my own,” Dream said, strapping on the few pieces of armor he kept in their room.
He swept out of the room, shutting the door behind him.
He found two of the burglars in the kitchen, picking through Kristin’s silverware. The first one went down with a swing to the head, and the other screamed before Dream got to him. That brought three of the others running in.
“I thought you said they had all left!!” one of the women shrieked as Dream threw one of the kitchen knives at her. He missed, but not the second time. The handle hit her squarely in the temple.
The fourth guy went down with a frying pan to the head he somehow didn’t dodge and the fifth managed to engage in hand-to-hand combat for about two seconds before Dream choked him out.
The sound of the sixth and seventh burglar grunting made him whip around in time to see Sapnap swinging said frying pan with a huge grin on his face.
“Where’s Karl?” Dream immediately asked.
“In the chest,” Sapnap said. “He’ll forgive me—eventually.”
Dream heard dull thunking and muffled screaming—along with Quackity’s profuse cursing and sounds of wrestling.
“Help me get these guys outside,” Dream said. “Then we better rescue Big Q. Where’s one of Dadza’s crows?”
“Already flew off,” Sapnap said, grabbing one of the fallen burglars and dragging. “I think. I don’t hear them squawking.”
Dream hadn’t actually killed any of the burglars, but they wouldn’t be moving for a while. To be safe, Sapnap dropped a few weakness potions on them, careful not to get any on himself. They swept through the house, making sure nothing had been taken, then securely locked every door and window down.
Once they grabbed a few more weapons, they ushered themselves back into their room.
“One of you needs to take this idiot before he bites me again,” Quackity snapped immediately, shoving George from where the two of them had been sitting on the clothes’ chest. Sapnap caught the mage, holding him upright. George fought, tried to twist away, but he was obviously tired and the shock of being in a house with no one he recognized was starting to wear at him.
“C’mon, Gogy,” Sapnap said, rubbing George’s back. “Let’s just sit down for a minute.”
“Let Karl out,” Dream said, nudging Quackity.
“He bit me too,” Quackity grumbled, easing off and letting Dream open the lid. Karl was curled up as far into the corner as he could, eyes wide and body trembling. He looked up at Dream like he was his worst nightmare.
“Yeah, this probably wasn’t a good idea,” Dream said, lifting Karl out by the elbows. Karl didn’t fight at all—just let himself be maneuvered out of the box. Fear had locked him completely up, unable to do anything to save himself.
“Who are you people?!” George said desperately, begging for an answer as Sapnap held him down by his side.
“We’re your brothers,” Quackity said, slightly miffed at being forgotten.
“George doesn’t even recognize Sapnap,” Dream pointed out, sitting on the floor and pulling Karl with him. “This isn’t a regression—this is a full wipe.”
“What do we do?” Sapnap asked, easing up as George slowly gave up.
“We’re going to just sit here, nice and calm—” Dream stressed the last word as Karl suddenly kicked out and tried to make a go for the door, “—and wait for Dadza to get back.”
Karl stilled at the name. “Dadza?”
George relaxed minutely. “Dad—”
“Yeah—” Sapnap encouraged, patting George’s fluffy head, “Dad. Remember Dad? Remember the Nether?”
George’s face screwed up. He blinked.
Dream sighed, rubbing Karl’s arm as Quackity plopped down next to Karl. “Don’t push him. We don’t want to hurt them.”
George made one last half-hearted pull, then collapsed back and gave up.
“Go sleep, Gogy,” Sapnap said, letting his heat flare up, like he always did at night to make George relax. “Maybe it’ll help you feel better.”
…
It was a long few hours.
Dream and Sapnap didn’t want to move Karl and George around much, afraid they’d somehow slip away and hurt themselves. George and Karl remained mildly tense, though the longer time drew on and they realized they weren’t about to be hurt, they relaxed.
The remaining three that still had their memories exchanged stories and laughed, hoping to trigger anything in the other two. Nothing seemed to work, and eventually they all lapsed into silence.
When the familiar raucous din of what could only be Phil’s kids could finally, finally, be heard—Quackity almost started crying in relief.
George woke with a start as Quackity barreled from the room, and Dream was disappointed to see the unfamiliarity form in George’s eyes as he realized where he still was. He was kinda hoping the little nap would have helped.
Karl tensed, sleepily lifting his head where he had been dozing against Dream’s shoulder.
“Easy—” Dream said, standing slowly and bringing Karl with him. “It’s just Dadza.”
Karl blinked up at him, mouth screwed up in a confused frown. “Who are you?”
Dream sighed, wrapping his arm around Karl and nudging him forward towards the door, following after Sapnap and George.
Phil was wrangling the bows away from the gaggle of kids he had taken with him, sending some off to showers and others off to start dinner before the younger kids got back.
“Dad!” Quackity called, launching down the stairs, missing seven, and barreling at their father.
Phil looked up, smiling instinctively. He immediately frowned when he saw Karl and George.
“Their memories have been wiped,” Dream said quickly.
“Burglars broke in!!” Quackity exclaimed, flapping his wings and slapping Ant in the face.
“That explains the blood on the front lawn,” Bad said.
“They left?” Dream asked. “I thought we hit them hard enough—”
“Back up a bit—” Phil broke in. “You lot—shoo.” He waved his hands at the kids he had given orders to, then motioned for Dream and Sapnap to bring their wary charges to the infirmary.
…
Phil was worried, but he tried to make sure his kids couldn’t see.
The inside of Karl’s mind was terrifyingly blank. It stretched on and on, a grass field with the stars above. Absolutely no memories, but his motor functions had been left alone.
George was different. His mind was a beautiful palace—all white marble and gilded oil paintings and plush rugs. But the longer Phil stayed in his mind, the more the palace disintegrated beneath his feet.
Phil didn’t stay long.
“What happened?” Dream asked, sitting cross-legged on the small couch they had crammed into the room.
“If I had to wager a guess—” Phil said, letting the first layer of mind magic settle into George’s and Karl’s memories, “—the sound of the door triggered a relapse. I don’t know why a door slamming would be a trigger, but apparently it was.”
“How come it didn’t affect Sap?”
“I don’t know, mate,” Phil said, laying his palm on George’s forehead. George tried to pull away, but Sapnap held him tight.
“Relax, Gogy—” Sapnap said quietly. “You’ll be okay, it’s just Dadza.”
George made a questioning sound mixed with a whimper, but Phil’s magic took hold a second later and his pupils dilated, his body sagging.
“What’re you doing to him?” Karl, still held safely in Dream’s hold, asked worriedly.
“Just bringing him back to us,” Phil explained patiently, eyes flickering as his magic worked. “It doesn’t hurt, I promise.”
Karl didn’t look convinced, but there wasn’t exactly anything he could do about it.
…
Both boys passed out afterwards. There was half a second of recognition in Karl’s eyes before he went down, and everyone exhaled in relief at that.
“That was close,” Kristin said quietly, later that night as she and Phil tucked the kids in for bed.
Phil let out a gusty sigh that had a bit of a chuckle mixed in. “No kidding. If the trigger hadn’t wiped out all of their memories and just the present—”
“There’s no telling what would have happened,” Kristin said, running a hand through Karl’s hair. “Any idea what caused it? Dream said they were both a bit out of it this morning.”
“It could have been our absence,” Phil suggested, pulling the blanket up. “Karl’s magic relies on mine to stay calm and docile—without me here it could have relapsed and panicked. George is, well, George. Anything could have caused his relapse. His mind is so delicate—”
Kristin hummed, laying her head on her husband’s shoulder. The two parents took a bit longer to tuck their kids in, hanging on with both hands to what was slowly slipping away.
Notes:
Have a good day, my darlings!!
Be safe!!
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Chapter 64: Middle Names
Summary:
The kids realize they don't actually know any of their siblings' middle names.
Notes:
Hi.
Tired.
Here are crumbs.
I can barely see straight, it's that late.
Enjoy.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
The fire crackled, popping and fizzing happily. Outside, the rain pelted at the house, trying to work its way into the warm living room. The wind roared, chewing at the shingles and scratching at the siding.
The rain was what was keeping the Minecraft parents away, stuck at a town meeting in the village.
Their children, all thirty-eight of them, were hunkered in the living room, waiting out the storm. All together, the wails and whines of the wind and the hammering of the rain didn’t sound so bad. The thunderclaps were just the Ancients bowling, and the flashes of lightning were just the sky winking.
Techno dozed on his back on one of the couches, feet propped up with his arms crossed behind his head. Lani was curled up on his chest, the orca plushie she had long since stolen from Wilbur snuggled in her arms. She was a familiar weight at this point—all of his sisters, outside of Puffy and Minx (Puffy had insisted she was too old and Minx hadn’t liked men for a long time), had loved to curl up on him at some point during their younger years. Phil said it was his unnatural heat that radiated off of him like a furnace—Kristin said it was the safety Techno’s mere presence offered.
He kept one ear on the fire, making sure it stayed in its place. The other he kept half-tuned in on his siblings and their quiet chatter. Most were napping, slipping off to Dreamland. Techno had long since lost track of what his brothers and sisters were talking about, the ‘trouble’ monitor in his brain keeping track of filtering out words that could constitute any mischief they could be planning.
“Hey Techno?”
Techno opened one eye, giving a half-attempted glare at Aimsey. “Heh?”
“What’s your middle name?”
The quiet conversations that had been milling around abruptly stopped as, one by one, the rest of the kids realized they didn’t know Techno’s middle name.
In fact, most of the kids didn’t know each others middle names.
Aimsey noticed the silence, curling up against Ranboo’s free side (the other side held prisoner by Tubbo) awkwardly. “You don’t have to—”
“Never Dies.”
Aimsey blinked. “What?”
Techno settled back against the couch, shuffling till he was comfortable again. “NeverDies. That’s my middle name.”
Wilbur gave him a look. “No it’s not. You don’t have one.” He turned to the rest. “When we were kids, Mum tried to give him one but he refused. Said his name was long enough the way it is.” He nudged Techno’s foot with his own from his armchair where Charlie and Tommy were nestled in his arms.
“Goes to show how much attention you really pay there, Wilbur,” Techno said, not bothering to open his eyes or react to his brother’s poking. “About a month after Tubbo and Tommy—”
Tommy giggled, obviously half-asleep and devoid of all the energy he had used to terrorize Alyssa and Punz earlier in the day. “I remember this story.”
“—joined us, I got to babysit the little terror.”
“Hey!”
“One thing led to another and I got into a fistfight after Tommy picked a fight with some guys a lot bigger than him. I walked away without a scratch and Tommy got a front-row seat to me showing off. All the way home—you should have heard it.” He chuckled, resting one hand on Lani’s back as the little girl stirred. His palm engulfed her tiny shoulder, and her rubbed a thumb against her cheek. “ ‘Technoblade never dies!’ up until we were on the very porch.”
“I remember that,” Sapnap yawned, smoothing a layer of Quackity’s feathers down and moving onto the next. “He wouldn’t shut up about it for weeks.”
“That’s doesn’t explain how ‘NeverDies’ is Techno’s middle name,” Wilbur scoffed.
“I told Mumza I had finally decided on my middle name,” Techno said, “and Dadza helped me draw up the paperwork to legally change my name.”
Tommy’s giggles had stopped and Techno reopened his one eye to find Tommy staring at him in awe. “What, gremlin?” he flopped back again. “You got good taste.”
“Technoblade NeverDies Minecraft,” Aimsey said out loud, playing with the fuzzy end of Ranboo’s tail that he had wound around her wrist. “I like it.”
“What about you, Wilbur?” Puffy asked, looking up from the neat rows of braids she was working into Hannah’s hair so it would be curly the next day. “What’s your middle name?”
Techno snorted, and Wilbur rolled his eyes. “Gold. According to Dadza, Mum named me within minutes of bringing me into this world. Said I was born with eyes that glowed like gold.” He shrugged. “Wilbur Gold Soot-Minecraft.”
Schlatt scoffed at that, and half of the other kids raised an eyebrow as Wilbur gave him a look. “I liked the nickname Schlatt gave me from the Pit so much I hyphenated.”
Skeppy clapped his hands and rubbed them eagerly. “Alright folks. I don’t know how most of us don’t know each other’s middle names, what with how Mum yells at us all the time, but today’s the day. Down the line. Dream. You’re next.”
“Venator,” Dream said rather proudly, and without hesitation. His hand carded through Alyssa’s long hair, George resting up against his side, the three next to the fireplace. “Mean’s ‘hunter’ in some dead language. My middle name used to be ‘WasTaken,’ because I ‘was taken’ by Dad and Mum, but after I invented Manhunt, we got it changed. Now, I’m Dream Venator WasTaken-Minecraft.”
“Did Drista hyphenate too? She ‘was taken’ from yall’s parents too—” Jack asked, but Skeppy shushed him impatiently.
“Stay in order. Or else we’re gonna get off-topic, and the last time that happened Foolish ended up on the roof at two in the morning.”
Foolish grinned like an imp as Sapnap stretched. “We going in order of ‘age’ or ‘order of hoarded by a broody father’?”
“Just go, Sapnap,” Puffy said, using her teeth to open an elastic for the end of a braid. “We’ll around to everyone eventually, I’m sure.”
“Pandas,” Sapnap said, quite smugly. “Dream came up with it. It’s my name but backwards.”
“Your name backwards is a diaper brand,” Tubbo pointed out dryly, and Sapnap turned a little red.
“Pandas is cooler,” he muttered. “Sapnap Pandas Minecraft. No hyphenation, for both me and George, since we don’t know who we were before we came here.”
“Same for me,” Eret raised a sleepy finger, only to get shushed by Skeppy.
“C’mon George.”
George groaned, hiding his face in Dream’s shoulder, mumbling a grumpy ‘no.’
“It’s Arthur,” Dream answered for him. “George swears he’s named for some great king, but I think he’s just named for an uncle or something.”
“George Arthur Minecraft,” Sapnap affirmed, guiding a Karl’s slumping head down to the pillow on his lamp so he could run his fingers through the chocolate curls. “Sounds about as prissy as he is.”
George groaned, sounding quite ornery.
“Badboyhalo!” Wilbur announced. “You’re next.”
“So ya know how I named myself because I didn’t ‘earn’ a proper name according to my nestmates?” Bad said, smiling broadly.
“Let me guess—” Purpled said, burrowing tighter into Schlatt’s side, much to the older boy’s chagrin. “—you gave yourself a middle name too?”
“Yeah, and it’s hilarious,” Wilbur shook his head, already smiling thinking about it.
“Muffin,” Bad said, resting his head on Skeppy’s shoulder. “Badboyhalo Muffin Minecraft. Demons don’t have last names, by the way.”
“It was the first real food Dad gave him,” Wilbur said to the shocked, amused, and flabbergasted looks on his siblings’ faces. “He loved it so much he just had to name himself after it.”
Bad giggled proudly, before pointing at Skeppy next to him. “Skep’s is funnier, if you ask me.”
Skeppy, despite the one having started this whole ordeal, immediately turned red from the neck up. “Nope. We’re skipping me.”
Bad giggled again and opened his mouth, only for Skeppy to lurch over and clap a hand on his mouth. “No Bad. You will not do this to me—”
Bad tried to squirm away, laughing out of his nose the whole time, but Skeppy was heavier and squished him down against the couch’s arm.
“Hey Skeppy?” Puffy said, finishing off the last row of braids. “You know I know, right?”
Skeppy’s eyes snapped up to her, desperate and pleading for her to not speak. Please don’t speak.
“Otto,” Puffy said primly as she finished the last braid, letting Hannah fall back against her. “Skeppy Otto Minecraft. His real parents were abusers and no better than the troll, so he just took Phil’s name. Skeppy Otto Minecraft.”
Skeppy groaned at the giggles, points, and straight-up guffaws (Schlatt and Quackity), and let Bad go, but not without a bony elbow to the ribs. “You’re up, Antfrost.”
Antfrost smiled, but it was morose. “My parents gave me my grandfather’s middle name. I didn’t like it, so Phil let me pick something else. I chose Philza.”
“Antfrost Philza Frizen-Minecraft,” Dream said, head now resting on George’s.
Ant nodded, hiding deeper in his blanket. “I want to make something better of my family name. Someday anyway. Their legacy doesn’t end with whatever idiot they replaced me with.”
“What about you, Sam?” Wilbur asked, playing with Charlie’s hair. “You don’t have your last name, do you?”
Sam shook his head, and he looked a bit sad. “I wouldn’t take Silas’s last name, and he never told me my mother’s. Phil’s tried to track down my tribe, but creeper tribes move so much—there isn’t a chance. As for my middle name—” the smile turned a bit brighter, “—I wanted to be named after Kristin, because she’s everything I ever wanted of my bio-mom. So we went with Christopher. Sam Christopher Minecraft."
Callahan looked up at that, but he kept quiet.
“You guys gotta be the biggest bunch of saps in this Kingdom,” Schlatt said, popping his elbow. “And I ain’t telling you my middle name, by the way.”
“Anybody else know it?” Drista asked, sitting up to look around.
“Not that I know of,” Sapnap said, brows furrowing. “Come to think of it, I don’t even think Dadza knows.”
“Nobody knows,” Schlatt said smugly. “J. Schlatt-Minecraft tells no one his secrets.”
“We don’t even know his first name?” Ranboo asked, trying to pull his tail back from Aimsey, and failing.
“Nope!” Schlatt looked way to proud of himself.
“Okay fine,” Puffy rolled her eyes. “Onto P-Cubed.”
Ponk rolled his eyes, Punz huffed, and Purpled stuck his tongue out.
“We didn’t keep our parents’ last name, for obvious reasons. My middle name’s Hale,” Ponk said. “Don’t ask why. Punz’s is Vove, after some grandpa we never met.”
“What about Purpled?” Charlie asked innocently, knowing full and well what Purpled’s middle name was after hearing Punz yell it at the top of his lungs some time ago when Purpled had put spiders in his bed.
Both Punz and Ponk turned red at the exact same time, though it was more prominent on Punz’s pale face.
Purpled let out a bark of a laugh. “They named me. First and middle. They named me Purpled because it’s my favorite color. Guess what my middle name is?”
He got no answers, and Purpled forced a straight face. “Lavender. Purpled Lavender Minecraft.”
Laughter erupted, and Punz hid his face in a pillow while Ponk ducked under a blanket.
“You’re not serious?!” Ant laughed, poking Ponk’s calf from the floor.
“We didn’t know any better!” Punz protested, whacking at Ant with his pillow.
“Not our fault our parents were lazy!” Ponk said, muffled from under the blanket.
“Well mine’s nothing special,” Minx said, yawning and still laughing a little bit. “Just Becca. Took my mom’s last name instead of my dad’s, so Minx Becca Salem-Minecraft.”
“Hers is like, the most normal so far,” Jack muttered, “and that’s saying something.”
“Mine’s not bad, and it’s actually my first name. I don’t go by it anymore though,” Puffy said, stretching her leg out. “Cara, after my mom. Phil insisted I keep my bio-dad’s last name.” She rested her head on the wall, eyes just a bit far away and a little bit misty. “Puffy Cara Virium-Minecraft.”
“Eret’s got a cool one,” George said, waking up enough to wave a heavy hand in Eret’s direction, cheek smushed.
“Honor,” Eret grinned, Niki sharing the second armchair with him. “Eret Honor Minecraft.” He lightly jostled a drowsy Niki’s arm. “Niki’s is Zuka.”
Niki made a small, self-satisfied sound. “My pod’s last name was nothing special, but I had a pet catfish I loved very much. His name was Zuko, and I wanted to remember him.”
“Niki Zuka Minecraft.” Eret nodded, playing with a strand of her freshly-dyed pink hair.
“Jack’s got a cool one,” Tommy muttered grumpily.
Jack grinned. “Thunder. Mom says she named me after the Ancient of storms.”
“Jack Thunder Manfold-Manicraft,” Drista said with a lilt, scratching her nose. “Not bad, considering Bad’s named after a foodstuff.”
“Hey!”
“Charlie,” Wilbur poked the slime in the ribs. “You next.”
Charlie blushed and shook his head, hiding his face in his hands. “I was eight!”
“Charlie was too little when the slavers took him to remember his middle name,” Wilbur explained for him, a grin plastered from ear to ear. “Dadza made the mistake of promising to let him pick out his own middle name. Charlie waited a grand total of two weeks of pouring over every book we had in the house—not understanding a single word, mind you—before settling on his favorite word.”
“And what would that be?” Alyssa said, one eyebrow up.
Wilbur didn’t even bother trying to keep a straight-face. “Ostrich.”
Even Techno looked up at that one. “Heh?”
“Charles Ostrich Slimecicle-Minecraft,” Wilbur repeated, Charlie trying to hide behind his hands and Wilbur’s arm as he turned redder than Sapnap’s blaze scales.
“We have a winner,” Hannah said slowly, nodding her head gravely. Nobody could even laugh at that, it was that bizarre. Even Schlatt and Tommy were sent into stunned silence.
“Me and Karl won’t be winning any prizes,” Quackity said, pouting. “Mine’s Alexander and his is Jacob. I had a last name I kept—Nevadas—while Karl just has Dadza’s.”
Karl made a sleepy noise at his name, opening his green eye before huffing at the attention and going back to sleep as Sapnap chuckled at him.
“T-Squared next,” Sam said, yawning. “Hurry it up. It’s late.”
Tommy wrinkled his nose. “I don’t want to.”
Techno huffed. “It’s Tomathy. Dream gave it to him. Tommy isn’t even his first name—Theseus is. Dadza had to get him free-born papers and he wanted something cool on the fancy documents. He begged me and Dream to pick something out—didn’t trust Wilbur. I delivered. Dream did not.”
“Tomathy’s awesome,” Dream pouted. “Who else has that name?”
“Not like Tommy did any better for Tubbo,” Techno kept going. “Tubbo let him pick out his middle name for the papers. Tommy gave him Henry. What Tubbo doesn’t know—”
“TECHNO!”
“—is that Tommy named him after his favorite cow,” Techno finished, completely unbothered with Tommy’s screeches, followed shortly by Tubbo’s bellows, of indignation.
“Sounds like Tommy,” Ponk nodded, following in Sam’s yawn chain.
“Ranboo?” Puffy asked, speaking over the squabbling avians.
Ranboo blushed lightly, the white side of his face turning a little pink as he looked to his lap. “I obviously didn’t have one when I came here. I had—confidence issues—for a long while and I didn’t actually believe I was wanted here for months. My memory didn’t help at all, and I had to keep reminding myself that I was loved.”
He took a little breath, as if he was working up the gumption to share a great secret. “Mum took me to the side one day and said, if needed to help me remember, they’d name me after what she and Phil and you all thought of me.”
He swallowed at the polite silence that had formed. “Beloved.” He played with what part of his tail he could reach. “Ranboo Beloved Minecraft.”
“See, there’s Tommy and Skeppy, and then there’s that bullcrap,” Minx said huffily, wiping at her face quickly.
Ranboo blushed even deeper and Aimsey giggled, burrowing tighter into his side and capturing his arm before squishing her cheek to his shoulder.
“Ranboo gets the sob story and I get the ‘Dream was too lazy to pick something original so he went with Marie’,” Drista said dryly.
“Seriously, duckling?” Puffy sighed exasperatedly while Dream glowered.
“Phil thought it would sweet to let him pick it, since Tommy had to go and steal her first name,” Wilbur rolled his days.
“Wait—!!” Drista sat bolt upright, looking for all the world like someone had dropped a building on her.
“Obviously Phil thought wrong,” Punz scoffed,
“Hold on a minute—!!”
“It’s too late to change it now,” Skeppy pointed out.
“Tommy named me!?”
Tommy blanched as Puffy drew in a hissing breath and Dream discovered the ceiling for the first time.
“Next—?” Bad suggested as Sam pulled Drista down and more or less half-sat on her to keep her from lunging for Tommy.
Alyssa smiled. “Mumza named me. Grace. Said I radiated the perfect grace of lady when I was a baby.”
“See Drista?” Sam said, patting her head. “Alyssa has a nice, regular, plain name too.”
Drista growled, actually growled and tried to claw at Sam and failed gloriously as Fundy, on Sam’s other side, snickered.
“Connor, my man!” Schlatt threw a pillow at the avian, narrowly missing his head. “You up!”
Connor shook his head. “No.”
“I didn’t stutter, kiddo,” Schlatt said just as easily. “You up.”
“If you don’t have to I don’t either,” Connor said warily, noting how Schlatt’s legs were tensing up a bit, as if bracing on the floor to spring.
“I’m a whole ‘nother ballgame, feather-ball,” Schlatt said craftily, the rest of the kids watching in bated and amused silence as the scene unfolded. “Give it up.”
Connor looked torn. On one hand, he obviously didn’t want to give up his middle name. On the other—
“Sonic,” Connor said, face red. “Connor Sonic Pants-Minecraft.”
There was a quiet chuckle from someone, then a rumbling in a belly, then a full-grown boar laugh. Shocked, the kids turned, trying to figure out who was laughing.
Techno.
Techno was laughing so hard he was half-curled on himself, Lani sitting up and looking at him in utter shock.
“There is no way you didn’t change that!” Techno said, literal tears already threatening to pour down his face.
Connor looked ready to find a hole, crawl in it, and never come out. Even Schlatt was sent into a stunned silence.
“No—” Connor said, pouting. “I like it.”
Schlatt snorted, and that sent off the rest of the kids. Laughter burst out, loud and boisterous and most everyone woke up to laugh at Connor’s embarrassment.
“Would the next person go?” he said, diving under his blanket and not coming out, one wing sticking out.
“Fundy!” Wilbur said, wiping his nose from the laugh-snot dripping out.
“Floris,” Fundy said. “Eret wanted to name me too, since Wilbur gave me my first name, and out of all of the names in the world—Floris was the only one they could agree on.”
“Fundy Floris Minecraft-Soot,” Eret said, tilting his head back and forth with the syllables.
“Move on to Callah before the discussion turns to deciding on whether or not Floris is a girl’s name,” Puffy said, nodding her chin at Callahan.
Callahan glanced at Sam before speaking softly, fingers gently rubbing a oiling cloth around his horns. “I didn’t remember my middle name. I had to name myself my first name to begin with. So I picked a middle name too. But I went with just Chris instead of Christopher.”
“Honestly surprised it took this long for us to run into two of us having the same name,” Ant yawned, stretching his arms and legs out like a cat.
“Callahan Chris, and then Callahan Chris Minecraft,” Callahan said, focusing on the base of his rights antler. He nodded to Hannah. “I’ll give ten gold to whoever can guess hers.”
“No wait—everyone shut up!” Quackity lunged forward, landing on his knees with his elbows resting on the coffee table, hands up and open in front of Hannah. He squinted his eyes, tongue out partially.
“Louisa.”
Hannah threw a pillow at him. “It’s Rose, dipsh—”
“Language,” Bad said sleepily, his second wind running out.
“How did you not get that?” Fundy asked as Quackity full-body slumped onto the table with a painful-sounding thump.
“Foolish’s is kinda cool,” Ponk said, ignoring Quackity’s fake sobs.
“Aurum,” Foolish said, perking up. “It means Gold in the same dead language Dream’s has.”
“So the same thing as Wilbur,” Minx said.
Foolish looked to Wilbur, who raised an eyebrow.
“I was here first, gremlin,” Wilbur said. “You’re changing.”
“But we’re twins now!” Foolish said, throwing both hands in the air and almost hitting Billzo, who woke from his half-nap with a snort.
“Make no mistake,” Wilbur said, face blank. “I will end you.”
Foolish dramatically flopped to the side, right into Hannah’s lap and joined Quackity in the fake-sobbing department.
“Velvet—” Ant said, half-asleep and loopy, tugging on Velvet’s arm. “You go.”
Velvet blushed a little bit, cheeks now matching his hair. “Uh—well my last name was Rubeus, which means red in that language Foolish and Dream have. My middle name is—” he hesitated, but spoke anyway. “Cupcake. But—” he spoke quickly, just as he saw the teasing faces form, “—I got it changed after my parents died because it was my mom’s nickname for me. So if you laugh, you’re mocking a dead mom’s pet name for her traumatized son.”
Schlatt’s jaw snapped shut, Minx admired her nails, Tommy whistled a lazy tune, Jack scratching at the rash he got from Purpled shoving him into a poison ivy bush, and just about everyone else pointedly looked somewhere else.
Except Eryn.
“Your name—” he said slowly, “is Velvet Cupcake Rubeus-Minecraft?”
Velvet nodded.
“So what you’re saying is, your name means Red Velvet Cupcake?”
Schlatt snorted before immediately drawing in a long slow breath, whispering ‘I’m not getting cancelled tonight’ under his breath.
“Moving on,” Minx said, “quickly, before half of us become terrible people.”
“Me!” Michael volunteered quickly, face a little red from holding back giggles. “It’s Lupin. One of my aunts named it after some great-great-great-great grandpa that went down in history for helping to save some school. Michael Lupin McChill-Minecraft.”
“What about you two?” Skeppy said, pointing at Aimsey and Billzo. Aimsey broke out in a wicked grin and Billzo snapped awake, shooting her a look.
“I know both of ours,” Aimsey said, Billzo shaking his head wildly, mouthing ‘NO’ over and over again. As it was, he was so weak from his disease wringing him out earlier that Aimsey was able to hold him back by bracing herself off Ranboo with a hand to his face. “Neither of us kept our last names—dead parents that didn’t care about us anyway. We gave each other middle names one late night. Billzo called mine Lou, because he liked to say it with my name all sing-songy.”
Billzo was making a grand effort to push Aimsey off him, but he was getting nowhere.
“As for Billzo, it’s not his real name,” she said with an evil grin, now using a foot to Billzo’s chest to keep him at bay. “It’s just Bill. Zo is his middle name. I just got used to saying it with his name all the time.”
“Ha ha,” Tubbo said drowsily, pointing at him as Billzo gave up on his attempts to shut up his sister.
“That’s gotta be close to the dumbest one,” Quackity said.
Aimsey locked eyes on him. “What was that?”
Quackity froze at the tone of her voice, looking at her slowly. “Huh?”
“That’s what I thought, pinfeathers,” Aimsey said, giving him the warning look that all women master, telling him to drop it.
“Charlie’s over there named after a whole bird and you think ‘Zo’ is the dumbest option?” Jack said, jerking a thumb in an offended Charlie’s direction.
“Eryn, go before Aimsey lynches Quackity,” Ranboo said, eyeing Aimsey nervously.
“Damian,” Eryn said. “Last name’s Onix, so Eryn Damian Onix-Minecraft.”
“He’s got a cool one,” Alyssa said, pouting slightly.
“Tina,” Puffy said, checking the clock on the mantel, standing up stiffly as Hannah flopped back and whined. “Let’s get this finished. We need to get some sleep tonight.”
“Kitten,” Tina yawned hard. “No last name that I can remember. And if any of you say anything about it being dumb, I’ll shrink down, crawl in your ear and use my wings to tickle your ear canal at three in the morning.”
“Lani,” Puffy said, swaying back and forth on her ankles, trying to work the kinks out of her back.
“Beetrice!” she said excitedly, smiling wildly, before flopping back on Techno’s stomach as Techno groaned and sat up.
“And yes, it’s spelled like the bee,” Tubbo said. “I was very proud of that.”
“So what have we learned?” Punz said, Minx and Puffy gathering up the blankets as the kids slowly got to their feet, finally ready to go to their beds. Dream had to pick up George, and Karl was piggybacking on Sapnap. Lani was in one of Techno’s arms, and Alyssa reaching for his other.
“Not to let siblings name each other,” Schlatt sighed, Tubbo latching around his neck and Ranboo crawling on this back.
“Not to tell each other anything remotely embarrassing,” Jack said, Niki hanging off him and Fundy hanging off her.
“And not to make fun of Velvet,” Ant said grandly, raising one finger before letting his weight fall forward, face-first and heading right towards the floor before Skeppy yelped and caught him.
“And it’s like, four in the morning, the storm’s still going with no signs of letting up,” Eret said. “Mum and Dad might be stuck all day tomorrow from the looks of it.”
“Good,” Techno said, adjusting Lani so she could nuzzle into his neck. “If any of you wake me up for anything short of someone stuck on the roof or the house on fire, I will string you up by your ankles and let the gremlins use you as a pinata.”
“Duly noted,” Wilbur said. “Can we go bed now?”
“Please?” Charlie complained. “I’m tired.”
“We’re going, we’re going,” Puffy said, running her fingers through his hair before pushing him towards the stairs.
“You two are not sleeping with me,” Schlatt muttered, even though he knew Ranboo wasn’t going to let go anytime soon and Tubbo had basically glued himself to his chest.
“C’mon Q,” Dream said, George slung over his shoulder like a bag of flour, leaning down to snag Quackity and pick him up the same way on his other shoulder.
“We’re sleeping with you,” Velvet said to Skeppy and Bad, Ant hanging off his back.
“I’m guessing we’re taking Tommy, then?” Punz said as Purpled clung to him, Ponk just rolling his eyes and scooping the sleeping avian up.
“C’mon Charlie,” Wilbur said, Jack following close behind him, then Niki and Fundy, Wilbur saying each of their names in turn, smiling a bit to himself as he realized all of them were sleeping with him.
“Eryn,” Michael grabbed the dragon in a headlock. “You can bunk with me.”
“Me too!” Connor launched onto his back, almost taking the wolf hybrid down.
Tina just grabbed a loopy Aimsey’s hand, and helped Billzo onto her back before wordlessly making her way to her bed.
Foolish followed Puffy like a puppy, and Hannah clung to Callahan’s leg till he picked her up.
The kids managed to get their way to their beds, none of them sleeping alone, all wrapped up in blankets and pillows and stuffed toys, the storm locked outside where it belonged.
The storm barreled on, and when the worried parents got home at ten the next day, they found their children all still snuggled safely in bed. They let them sleep, knowing they would need their rest for what was to come.
Notes:
I'll edit this later to explain why i picked each person's middle name later.
I'm falling asleep as I type. You're gonna have to wait.
Don't do anything stupid.
<3
Chapter 65: Ready for a little fun?
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Hello my darlings!
One of my darlings in the discord, SC14_Weirdo, asked if there was a map of the world for this fic. As I didn't have one, and suck at making maps, I decided that a little 'contest' including all of ya'll would be fun!
Now there aren't any real winners, as I will be posting a chapter in TTGTTFK with all of the maps (with credit) all neatly in a row, but I thought it'd be nice to get allllll of my darlings involved!
Take your time making the maps--I'm a bit swamped in editing/writing, so ya'll can have all the time you need. Using either Google Docs or Google Sheets should be safe way for you to submit pictures or your maps, and I'll let you know if it doesn't work and you can try again.
Here's a list of things that I, as the author, have in mind about the Five Kingdoms so ya'll aren't blundering around blindly. Obviously, you may add as many things as you wish, or use as much creative imagination as you want. I don't have much of an idea as to what this world looks like, so go all out!
List:
I like to think of it as a big 'circle' of land with the Five Kingdoms making 'quadrants' of sorts
I cant remember exactly, but TTGTTFK should give which kingdom is to the east, west, etc. from there...I like to think a massive river starts from the top and splits it through the middle, stopping at the 'radius' of the 'circle' and veering off to the right at about a 45 degree angle.
Also in the radius, where the river runs into, is a huge 'lake' of sorts dead center in the middle.
Along the kingdom borders are smaller rivers.
The fifth kingdom is extremely mountainy and snowy.
The fourth kingdom is mostly desert.
The third kingdom is jungley, but has several savanna plains.
The second kingdom is lush and rich in farmland.
The first kingdom is fancy, known for their quarries and caves and mountains (where most of their wealth comes from).
There are several roads well-connecting the kingdoms as commerce is the only way each kingdom is capable of surviving.
Also remember these kingdoms were almost all born in war, so several patches of land would be unusable due to raids, burning, or sabotage.
There are several, several temples scatted about to ancients long forgotten as the human races becomes more and more lofty and arrogant.
Libraries only exist in the Capitols.
Each Capitol is relatively in the center of each Kingdom.
Trains are a thing, but just the old-timey kind. So are paddle-boats.
Remember that The Pamphlet in TTKTTFK has an outline of the barebone basics for each Kingdom.
If you need more pointers, I'm right here!!
Hopefully this tides you over while I finish The Purge. XD
Be safe, my darlings!!!! Don't forget that I love and cherish each and every one of you!! <3
Chapter 66: Another Little Surprise
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Guess what I goootttttt--
Heheee...
I counted--there should be roughly 56 of the little Darlings. I didn't customize them all this time so I could get more in the picture without me running out of steam. I know the background is kinda cruddy and empty and my shading is atrocious, the face is too oval, and don't even get me started on the outfit (I would never wear that out in public, don't worry) but for my second drawing...i kinda like it.
I hope you like it!!
Just a few notes:
Yes, there is a Darling stuck in the coffee cup. They were rescued seconds later.
The two on the ground are being dramatic. They could hop back on the boot anytime they wanted.
Yes, I realize all of these Darlings look like an infestation of Elsa's mini-snowmen that she sneezed out.
If you wanna go ahead and pick which Darling you are, go ahead. Keep in mind I'm not customizing them or making a list (there's 56 of you. I love you lot and all, but I do have a life here) but I figured this way ya'll could pick one.
I've been working on a bunch of different stuff btw. We've got senchant as our biweekly contest winner (I've got roughly 1000 words done), and if ya'll knew who Nogla and Wildcat were in Aimsey and Billzo's chapter and It's Time in The Angel's Army, I'm working on a one-shot explaining just how they became to be a part of Phil's Endlantians. It's a treat for those that know who they are, and if you don't--well it's still a treat bcs it's me and you guys like me and you've stuck around for this long.
Oh, and please don't repost this. You can save it to show people or use a screensaver if that's your thing, but don't be claiming this. You didn't make it, so don't take it.
Have a good week, my darlings!! Enjoy your present! <3
Chapter 67: Trust
Summary:
Aimsey doesn't know who to trust.
Notes:
Hello!!
A little Aimsey content for yall. Just some fluff and trust exercises. Had this sitting around for a month before I finally buckled down and finished it.
Enjoy!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Aimsey was on the fence about this house.
Sure, it was better than the orphanage, but some things itched at the back of her mind. The shadows in the corners reminded her too much of Two-Face, reaching to snatch at her. The creaks in the night sounded so much of Torture, waiting to trip her up.
The house was always loud, and Aimsey had long since learned ‘loud’ meant ‘being yelled at’ and ‘being yelled at’ equaled ‘punishment.’
There was always someone screaming and someone throwing something and someone getting into some sort of mischief.
There were the whispers of touches always there too. A hand on her shoulder when someone walked behind her in the kitchen. A hand on her knee in the living room as someone used her to brace as they stepped over someone on the floor. Someone playing with her hair while they waited for Kristin in the market. Someone nearly running into her as they stampeded down the hall.
Little touches, little bumps—Two-Face liked to touch too. Not much, because Torture was always there too and she might’ve taken offense at her husband fondling other girls, but the touches always promised something else.
No touch meant something good.
No lingering gaze meant anything nice.
No smile was safe.
No space was safe.
Tommy and Tubbo and Billzo all seemed fine with the new surroundings, but they were boys and Two-Face had liked his girls. They had been safe from his hands, brushing against her neck and her collarbones and her back.
Phil, Sam, Techno, Wilbur, Schlatt—all of them. All of them, around her, at all times—brushing past and needling and teasing and always there and always here and everywhere and no space and no quiet and loud and trouble and punishments and anticipation for a fall-out that wouldn’t come.
Aimsey felt as though she was walking on eggshells.
…
Aimsey wrapped her arms right around herself, squeezing into the corner of the couch. Her stomach hurt, and her lungs felt sticky. Her head felt floaty and stuffy at the same time. The blanket was too hot, but she knew if she took it off it would be too cold.
It was—rough.
She couldn’t remember the last time she had been sick. Sure, germs and disease had been rampant at the orphanage, but she couldn’t recall a single time she got anything more than a sniffle.
Kristin had something about her body finally giving out now that it could relax in safe surroundings, but Aimsey was calling bull.
Her body was a traitor.
She moaned as the stampeding up the stairs thundered past for the thirty-second time. Maybe it would be better if she went to her ‘room.’ The girls’ ‘rooms’ and the parents’ room were on the third floor—maybe it would quieter there.
Aimsey had been carved out a corner of what was hypothetically Minx’s ‘room.’ Curtains had been strung up and bookshelves all the way to ceiling had been set up to portion off chunks of the bedroom to make sure everyone got a space. One massive double door-way with a curtain hung in between was what separated Minx’s ‘room’ from Puffy’s, where the rest of the girls slept.
The dark little cave with the glow-in-the-dark stars sewn into the bed tent sounded lovely.
Aimsey creaked to her feet, feeling her stomach protest greatly at being disturbed. More thundering, and her head pounded.
She slipped around the couch, easing towards the stairs like a little ghost.
Between one second and the next, she hit the ground hard enough to knock the wind out of her. She wheezed, feeling tears prick her eyes from hitting her head.
“Sorry!” Hands were yanking her up, golden feathers flashing. “I’m so sorry!!”
“Quackity, you’re an idiot!” Another set of hands grabbing her, pulling her close to someone’s hot side. “How many times have you been told not to run in the house!”
A powerful hand on her collar, yanking her straight up and onto someone’s shoulder. The dizzying height made her head swim even more, and she barely missed what the new guy was saying.
“And how many times were you told not to grab at people blindly, Hannah?” Sam, ticked off if his voice was anything to go off of.
“And what did you just do, Oh Wise Brother?” Hannah snapped, Quackity still looking a bit sheepish.
“Put me down,” Aimsey said quietly, too quietly to be heard over Sam’s loud retort.
She could feel his hands burning on her leg, holding her on his shoulder. It was too loud, too much, too—everything.
“Put me down!” Aimsey tried again to squirm away, but Sam merely saw it as an opportunity to hold onto her a little bit tighter.
“Could you guys not be this loud this early in the morning?” Another voice, annoyed and already ticked off. Minx—who had clearly not had her coffee yet.
“It’s two-thirty, genius,” Hannah snipped haughtily. “Maybe if you got out of bed at a decent time, you wouldn’t be this irritable.”
“I know you’re not talking to me like that, bi—”
“LANGUAGE!”
Aimsey jumped, and felt the tears spill down her cheeks. Her stomach bucked, and her head throbbed as Sam got shoved from behind.
“Hey Jolly Green Giant—”
Aimsey jolted—Eryn sounded mad.
“Where’s my scale oil you promised you’d put back?”
“I did put it back—”
“That’s the fifth time you haven’t—”
“Still hearing yelling!”
“Maybe don’t be a lazy—”
“Is it that hard for you to put stuff back—”
“I did!!
Aimsey felt lightning through every corner of her body as Sam’s grip on her legs and waist tightened and she froze for half a moment—one solid moment of pure, icy no through every corner and fiber of her body.
She screamed.
Sam dropped her out of shock and she took her chance to get away from the noise and the screaming and the danger and the punishment and the beatings.
She ran.
…
Phil found his baby girl in the panic room in the infirmary. She was all the way in the corner, knees up, hands wrapped around her head. She was breathing—that was good. Phil’s enhanced hearing could hear her erratic heartbeat, and the air rushing in and out of her lungs.
“Aimsey Lou?” Phil called, gently lowering himself to the floor across from her. Normally, he wouldn’t have done this, not while one of kids were in this state. He would have waited, given them space after he had found them.
Aimsey had been in here for four hours.
And she was still panicking.
Aimsey’s wide eyes poked out from between her limbs.
Phil smiled softly. “ ‘Ello, mate. You don’t look so good.”
Aimsey hitched a breath and sniffled.
“Rough day?”
Aimsey hesitated, and Phil just knew she was debating whether or not she was going to get in trouble for answering, but she nodded.
“Did you want something to eat?”
Aimsey blinked, and Phil could see the confusion stir in her eyes.
“We don’t withhold food here, remember? You can have a snack. Would some crackers be easy on your stomach?”
Aimsey exhaled.
“How ‘bout some orange juice? Hot cocoa?”
Aimsey didn’t move. Phil adjusted how he was sitting.
“Did you want a blanket? You can sleep in here tonight if that’s what you need. We can even get Tech to bring you your mattress. We did that once for Purpled.”
Aimsey breathed out again, and muttered something too soft for Phil to hear. Phil asked her, gently, to repeat herself and Aimsey took a great big breath as if preparing for some great speech.
“Why are you being so nice?”
Phil blinked. “Well, why not, sweet?”
“I screamed.”
Phil couldn’t help but chuckle a little bit. “I don’t know if you noticed, mate, but everyone in this house screams.”
“And I ran away.”
“You didn’t run away. You found a safe space to calm down in.”
Aimsey’s bottom lip wobbled, and a new round of tears filled her eyes. “You-you’re not going-ing to hit me?”
“I would never—have I ever hit anyone since you’ve come to be with us?”
Aimsey’s eyes darted around, and Phil subtly inched over to the side so she had a free path to the door. Unfortunately, this scooted him closer to her and Aimsey missed a breath.
Phil froze, and folded his stiff old knees a little tighter to his body.
“Can you answer me, Aimsey?” Phil asked. “Have I ever hit anyone? Yelled at anyone? Took food away?”
Aimsey kept her eyes fixed on him, and her breath came a little quicker. “What if it’s just me? What if I’m the one—you—you—”
She had been the one for Two-Face. She had been the exception, the favorite. The one.
“Now why would I do that?”
“Because—because you want—you want—” Aimsey didn’t want to finish it. She hiccupped. “I’m special though.”
Phil smiled, and it was soft. “Of course you’re special. You’re my baby girl. And so is Minx and Hannah and Drista and all the others. I brought all of you home, and you all hold a special place in my heart. Right along with the boys.”
Aimsey couldn’t think right. She was hearing good things, nice things, things a father would say to a daughter. A beloved daughter.
“You’re-you’re—” she swallowed, not knowing exactly what she was going to say anyway.
“I’m your dad,” Phil said for her instead. “Don’t you trust me?”
That was it. That’s what broke her.
“I ca-can’t,” Aimsey gripped at her hair, eyes going wider than seemingly possible and not really looking at anything now, darting back and forth. “I can’t trust again. Not again.”
“What have I done?” Phil asked, keeping to his side of the room, pressing gently. “What do I need to do for you to trust me?”
Aimsey looked up from her ball. “I-I—no—you can’t—”
“I can,” Phil said instead. “That’s what I’m meant to do. I’m your father. I’m meant to protect you and keep you safe because you trust me. I just need to know how.”
Aimsey took another deep breath. “I can’t trust anyone. Not again. Not again.”
“Then this will be the last time,” Phil said quickly, firmly. Softly—so, so softly.
Aimsey’s scared eyes flicked up to him, and she inhaled quietly before letting it out through her nose. Again, an inhale through her mouth, and out through her nose.
Pride swelled in Phil’s heart. She’s calming herself down. Forcing her emotion down and thinking rationally. She was conquering her fear.
“Last time?” she asked, when she could hold her words steady.
“Trust me, just me, only me,” Phil said, keeping his tone steady and solid—something for her reach for and ground herself with. “You’ll never have to trust anyone ever again.”
“What about the others—”
“You don’t have to trust them to live with them,” Phil explained, noting how Aimsey’s arms were untensing, just a hair. “Trust me to protect you, keep you safe. Trust me to keep them in line, and I will be the last person you will ever have to trust again.”
Aimsey’s lower lip trembled. “I’m sick of be-being hurt. Of everything just cr-crumbling around m-my ears.”
“And I won’t let that happen,” Phil reassured. “I promise on the Ancients above I’ll keep you safe. I can’t promise you’ll never have to face your monsters again, but I can promise I’ll be there to chase them away.”
He tested his luck, reaching a hand forward. Aimsey’s eyes were locked on his, and she barely reacted when he cupped her cheek. He smiled, willing his magic into her to give her strength.
“I swear on the magic that binds this earth I will be your guardian, your protector, your avenging angel. Come Nether or nightfall, I will be there for you.”
His magic tied his words to her, solidified them tighter than any blood oath.
“I’m your father, Aimsey Lou,” he said softly, tenderly. “No boogey man is going to get through me. No rapist is going to touch you. You’re my daughter, my child. I’ll die myself before a drop of your blood is ever shed.”
Aimsey leaned into his touch, and her arms finally fell. She collapsed forward, and Phil pulled her into his lap. She wrapped her fingers into his cloak, sniffled as his wings came up to wrap around her.
“You promise?”
And oh, there was the little girl. The little girl that had been hurt and beaten and starved and abused and hurt some more. Hurt till she didn’t know anything else. Hurt till her very soul had been cracked, till her trust and love had been drained almost dry.
She was still there, buried under those layers of pain and trauma and the bad days and scary nights.
“I promise,” Phil reassured, then again and again and again as she asked a hundred times. Till the words were mumbled and her eyes were drooping, and still Phil answered.
I promise, I promise, I promise, I promise, I promise.
She fell asleep there, exhausted beyond what her child’s body wanted to take.
Phil held her, legs bent uncomfortably, back leaned against the wall. He threaded a hand through her hair, brushing out the tangles and feeling the grease gather on his fingers and knowing.
She hadn’t felt safe enough to shower.
“Oh mate,” Phil sighed to unhearing ears.
Where did I go wrong?
Notes:
Aismey's mind is having trouble distinguishing between the orphanage and the Minecraft home. A big house, with lots of kids?
Her brain can't take her old normal and fit it with a new one that is the exact opposite in ever way.
No, Aimsey was not raped. Just some hands on her shoulders and back and arms, maybe a hand on the leg or knee. Paired with the beatings and starvings, it was enough to make her have trust issues.
Yes, Phil establishes a firm, no exception, 'no touch' rule for Aimsey, and a closet in the hall is refurbished to be a little nook bedroom just for her. It takes her a while, and everyone holds her breath when one day, several months later, she falls asleep on Eret's shoulder. Aimsey heals.
Just a bit slower, and a little bit differently.
Ya'll behave! <3
Chapter 68: Jealous, Much?
Summary:
Kristin may or may not be just a little bit jealous...
Notes:
I just want yall to know I was embarrassed writing this and I will probably never write such a thing again.
SPOILER for sensitive people:
Phil and Kristin kiss. That's it. Ik it's not big to some people, BUT I HAD TO WRITE IT SO YES IT IS TO ME.
To set the scene:
Everyone is wearing super fancy clothes. Think mafia suits with cloaks and form-fitted dresses with slits. Overdramatized prom night. A restaurant it takes an extra mortgage on your house to eat at. Soft music and marbled floors, expensive perfume and even more expensive jewelry
Enjoy!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Taking the kids on vacation was always hard, but honestly—this wasn’t so bad.
This resort was easily the biggest in the Five Kingdoms, and their onsite restaurant had an extreme formal dress-code. One couldn’t even step on the restaurant’s sidewalk without wearing a suit or dress. Everything was marbled and gilded with gold or silver, the chandeliers were made of real diamonds, and the music was played by the finest musicians for miles. The wines were said to aged for over two centuries, and the food prepared by the retired chefs of kings and queens.
Phil had been holding onto these reservations for six months, and he was glad he finally got to enjoy it.
Phil glanced back, checking on the kids he could see in the two-story restaurant.
Wilbur and Schlatt were at the dessert bar, leaning on the counter to flirt with a pair of giggling red-headed waitresses. Wilbur’s yellow suit and cloak and Schlatt’s red and grey three-piece had taken Kristin the better part of a week to put together, and Phil’s two sons did look quite dashing. Phil could practically smell the mischief, and he knew for a fact he’d have to make sure the boys stayed in their hotel rooms tonight.
Phil craned his neck. Minx was dancing on the floor with a young man, wearing a revealing black dress that Phil had almost made his little girl turn around and change from. Puffy was no better in her stunning pirate-red tease, leaning back on the counter, one leg crossed over the other through a slit Phil thought she no business wearing with high in heels he was sure she was gonna sprain her ankle on. He shook his head fondly, knowing he would have had an easier time controlling the wind than telling his baby girls what to wear at this age.
Skeppy was with Bad, as usual, the two wearing soft blues and reds mixed with blacks respectively. Skeppy was glaring at the girl that was flirting hard with Bad, and Bad was doing his best to keep Skeppy from straight murdering her right then and there while simultaneously being polite to the young lady.
Dream was babysitting their little siblings with George, Sapnap, Karl, and Quackity—the five seated at a booth conveniently in view of the dance floor. Phil was almost convinced they were trying to hide themselves as well from all the fawning young ladies. Dream in his forest green, George in navy blue, Quackity in sapphire-black, Sapnap in flaming red, and Karl in royal purple—they looked rather like a small mafia gang.
Tommy was also wearing red and black with Jack, and Tubbo was dancing around with his soft-brown suede cloak. Charlie was wearing green, of course, and was giggling with Purpled, who was in an all purple fit.
Their sisters were dancing around floor, showing off their dresses. Drista was in the most noxious shade of lime green she could find, gold woven over the lacy overlay of the skirt. Niki was in ocean-blue, form-fitted to her upper body with a puffy mermaid skirt. Hannah was wearing stunning rose-pink, the skirt of the dress massive petals sewn together with vives strung together to make a belt. Alyssa was in assassin-black, a hood and mask on with her curly brown hair laying over her shoulders. Minx had done her eyeliner for the first time too, and she looked quite mysterious. Lani was dressed in soft yellows with a black bodice with bee jewelry, twirling around to get the dress to poof up.
Not seeing any of his other kids, Phil guessed, Ant, Velvet, Techno, Ponk, Punz, Sam, Eret, Fundy, Michael, Aimsey, Billzo, Callahan, Foolish, and Eryn were upstairs or outside. They had been given specific instructions not to leave the restaurant, and Phil really hoped they listened.
They were all gonna be grounded for a month if they didn’t.
Phil took a seat at the massive marbled bar, staring at the gilded menu and wondering if they offered anything that didn’t have alcohol in it. At least a quarter of his kids couldn’t stand the smell of alcohol on someone’s breath, and Phil didn’t want to ever deal with an anxiety attack from Schlatt ever again.
Hence why Schlatt was with Wilbur on the opposite end of the restaurant.
A hand slid around Phil’s back, settling on his hip and he glanced over, nearly falling off his chair when someone who was definitely not his wife smiled back at him.
“Uh—hi?” Phil said, trying to scoot away, keeping his eyes distinctively up on her face and what not the most of conservative of bodices.
“Hi~” she giggled, and Phil’s stomach rolled over. He hadn’t been flirted with in years. In fact, now that he thought about it—the last person to flirt with him was his wife.
That he had.
Yeah.
He had a wife.
He could use that.
“Um, I’m sorry,” Phil said, easing her arm off of him. “But I’m—”
“Taken?” the woman said, and Phil noted how she wasn’t the slightest bit loopy. Her words weren’t slurred, her eyes weren’t bloodshot, and she was standing pretty confidently in those shoes. This lady knew what she was doing.
“Yes, happily, actually—” Phil said, inching back as she tried to grab his arm. “If you could not—”
“Oh come on now—” the woman cooed, following him, batting fake eyelashes impudently. “A handsome devil like you? Don’t you get tired of the same thing over and over again?”
“No, not really—” Phil said, looking around for his wife. She had gone to check on the upstairs where the rest of his kids were probably terrorizing the other dinner-goers. She wouldn’t have been that hard to miss—not in the twilight purple dress that she had been sure she didn’t fit into anymore that had glittered like the night sky. She had looked so ravishing—Phil had been dragged back to that one fateful night—
The wench giggled and caught Phil’s arm anyway, pulling it tight against her chest. “But you’re just so handsome—how could a woman resist?”
Kristin had something akin to that before they had left the hotel when she had seen Phil’s dark green and black three-piece, and Phil liked it a lot better coming from his beloved than this complete stranger. He forcibly pulled himself away and spun on his heel, cloak whirling around his ankles. He would just go find his wife on his own.
To his dismay, the woman followed after. “Don’t run away!” she pouted, pushing her lip and stomping her feet on the floor. “We were just talking!”
Phil ignored her.
He about swung his fist when a slim hand grabbed his upper arm and spun him around, only to have his back slam into the marble wall and his wife—his precious, gorgeous, perfect wife—press her lips to his.
Oh, she’s mad, Phil thought mildly as Kristin deepened the kiss, and he settled his hands on her waist to wait patiently. Kristin hummed and pulled around—Phil lost his balance trying to hold her and they crashed to the ground, Kristin on top of him, Kristin refusing to let the kiss go.
Kristin pulled away after what was probably much longer than necessary, grinning devilishly with a wicked light in her eyes. “Hello, love,” she said innocently, hair spilling over her shoulders and tickling Phil’s face, completely brushing over the fact of what she had just done in public.
Innocent, my foot, Phil nearly chuckled as he got to his feet, noting how the other woman had stood there the whole time and just—watched. Kristin noticed his look and turned herself, and Phil caught the way her head tilted before she spoke.
“I’m sorry,” Kristin said sweetly, honey laced with poison. “Did I interrupt something?”
The woman blinked herself out of her shock before sneering. “Jealous much?”
“Of what, sugar?” Kristin admired her nails that she had gotten done yesterday. It was also, conveniently, the hand that had her wedding ring. “A cheap hooker like you? I don’t think so, sweetie.”
The woman reared back a little at the insult before gathering herself with a huff. “Like you’re any better, acting like that in front of everyone.”
“Ah, yes—” Kristin leaned on Phil’s side and he reflexively settled his hand on her hip, very carefully keeping his face blank. “Me kissing my own husband is such a disgusting, vile shame. I’m surprised you’re still here bothering to waste your time with such awful people.”
The woman sniffed before skulking off, glancing back. Kristin ignored her like a fly on the wall and started marching off, Phil hurrying to keep up.
“Jealous?” Phil couldn’t help but needle.
His wife shot him a look that would have wilted an entire field of corn.
“Okay, okay—” Phil chuckled, only to oomph in surprise as Kristin pulled him into a small alcove in between the massive pillars that lined a hallway that led to the outside gardens.
“Shut up and kiss me,” Kristin hissed.
“But the kids—”
Kristin ignored him, pulling at Phil’s tie to get him to her level.
Phil accepted his fate, and decided to forget about the kids for a while. He could enjoy this.
…
Billzo hid behind Foolish’s legs, hands covering his face. “I don’t see that. I need bleach. Lots of bleach.”
“We are in public,” Foolish bit out, unable to avert his eyes, shellshocked into frozen horror.
“Stop staring like a weirdo,” Michael snatched at Foolish’s arm, dragging him away from the balcony that had a perfect view of their parents.
“Dad’s got game,” Velvet sniggered, leaning on the balcony like this was some theater presentation. Tina smacked him so hard upside the head he almost cracked his nose on the railing and grabbed both him and Ant by the collars.
“You are disgusting,” Sam said, hauling Billzo over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and grabbing at an absolutely scandalized Eryn. “Those are our parents.”
“Yeah? And Mumza knows what she’s doing. I’m taking notes,” Punz said before yelping as Techno landed a palm on the top of his head and forcibly turned him around, doing the same thing to Ponk right after.
“I didn’t know old people made out,” Aimsey said, sitting on her heels and peeking through the bars.
“Aimsey Lou Minecraft,” Eret hissed, tugging on the shoulder cape of her Grecian-inspired dress. “Don’t be rude.”
“Oh, Dadza’s switched places.” Foolish had somehow appeared right back where he had been at the railing, still wide-eyed with a mixture of horror and fascination.
Michael made an affronted noise and snatched Foolish up like an unruly cat under his arm, only to stop dead himself. “Sheeeeesh Dadza’s not playing around.”
“Stop it,” Tina snapped under her breath from their table. “You’re gonna get us all grounded for a year.”
“Dad’s the one that should be grounded!” Fundy said, offended Callahan had tried covering his eyes.
“If you cretins don’t get over here of your own power, I’m tying you to the legs of the table like a litter of unruly puppies,” Techno deadpanned, sipping on his drink like everything was perfectly normal.
That got his siblings’ attentions right quick and they left their parents alone to slink back to their seats.
…
“Did you see anything?” Karl said, turning to George on his one side.
George, paler than snow, shook his head adamantly, though he very much did indeed see. He saw too much.
“What about you?” Karl snapped his head to Quackity, who snorted.
“I saw Mumza absolutely body Dad to the floor—”
“NO!” Karl slapped a hand on his mouth. “We didn’t see shi—”
“Language,” Bad said, walking up with Skeppy and shooing Dream over so the two could sit. “What’d we miss?”
“Nothing much,” Sapnap said nonchalantly, ignoring Karl’s scrabbles to silence him as Dream grabbed Karl himself and covered his mouth. “Just Mumza giving Dad a run for his money.”
“Huh?” Skeppy asked, flopping down and throwing an arm around the back of his chair, winking at a passing group of girls and flashing his pearly whites.
Dream nodded to the corner where they could very clearly see their parents still going at it. Phil had Kristin against the wall now, and Dream didn’t know if he should be impressed they were still going or throw up because they were still going.
Bad squawked so loudly their siblings on the dance floor looked their way and slapped his hands over his eyes. Skeppy snorted through his nose and shook his head, reaching for George’s drink. George was still an abnormal shade of white as he very pointedly looked straight ahead at nothing.
“I don’t know how they haven’t been noticed yet,” Sapnap said, munching on his expensive finger foods that he had boughten two plates of just because he could.
“If Tommy notices, we’re gonna get kicked out,” Quackity pointed out, picking his teeth with the gold toothpick Minx had gotten him for his birthday.
“Why are we getting kicked out?” Puffy said, her, Minx, Schlatt and Wilbur joining them with some impressive timing.
“Because apparently this is a high school dance,” Dream nodded again, and Puffy pressed a hand to her mouth while Schlatt and Wilbur started snickering and Minx rolled her eyes.
“Seriously?” Minx groaned. “I thought for sure it would be a broken window or Drista spiking Jack’s drink.”
“She did that an hour ago.” Quackity pointed to a passed-out Jack under a chair.
“Hey pretty—”
Puffy whipped out her spinning knife so fast the young man who had approached lost the tips of his eyelashes. “Beat. It.” She snipped, not even looking at him.
Schlatt gave the guy a disinterred look before pulling Puffy up against his side by her hip. “Get your own.”
The guy skittered off at the dozen or so glares being sent his way and the knife in his face. As soon as he was out of sight Schlatt gave Puffy a little shove and obnoxiously wiped his hand off on his suit. “That’s forty gold.”
Karl finally wormed free of Dream’s hold and panickily announced, “I am so uncomfortable right now. Don’t they need to breath?”
Minx whispered something unintelligible but entirely suggestive as she shoved her brothers over some more to make room for her and her sister.
“You know you have the entire restaurant, right?” Quackity gave her an annoyed look as he got more squished.
“You know you can shut up, right?” Wilbur said, shoving in from the other side.
“How are you guys acting so normally??"
Puffy helped herself to Dream’s plate of shrimp that had probably cost more than her earrings. “Because I don’t care. Dad’s paying. Dad can do what he wants. Which he clearly is by the way.”
"Dadza got sick of Mum taking the lead," Schlatt said, lossening his tie.
“They haven’t breathed in twenty minutes!!”
Giggling broke out and Dream snaked his arm around Karl’s neck to dig his knuckles into the fluffy hair.
…
“I think Jack’s dead,” Hannah said, peering under the chair where the blaze had crawled about an hour ago and passed out.
“I didn’t give him that much,” Drista said, nose in the air as she played with the golden bracelets that went up and down her arms.
“You slipped four whole stolen vodka shots into his drink,” Alyssa pointed out. “Jack’s such a lightweight he gets drunk off root beer.”
“Not my fault he didn’t taste the burn.”
“Blazes literally can’t taste the burn!”
“Uh—guys?” Ranboo was frozen still, blinking confusedly. “Am I seeing this right?”
Tubbo noticed first and his jaw dropped to the floor, stopping dead as horror washed over his face. “No—”
Tommy noticed a half second later and it took him a bit longer to actually comprehend just what he was seeing. When he did—Niki grabbed at him before he could scream.
“Shhh,” she hissed, her own eyes wide with shock. “We don’t want to get them in trouble!”
“Someone has too!” Tommy hiss-whispered. “Look at them!!”
“I don’t want to,” Charlie said, but he was still looking, eyes comically big behind his glasses.
“Dream’s waving us over,” Hannah said, a profuse shade of red on her face as she looked everywhere but over there.
“He probably doesn’t want Tommy to start squawking his indignation,” Ranboo said, fiddling with the buttons on his split black and white suit. “I know I don’t want him too. This is embarrassing enough.”
“Maybe people won’t know they’re our parents?” Alyssa said, adjusting her mask and hood.
“We’re all wearing matching emerald jewelry,” Niki said deftly, turning her back on her parents to wave at Dream. “And we walked in as one big group like this was the Grammys or something.”
“I’m blaming Mumza,” Charlie said, turning on his heel to head over to Dream’s table.
“For the jewelry or that?” Drista asked, following after.
“Both.”
“Someone needs to grab Jack,” Tubbo pointed out, with no intention to do such a thing himself.
“He can stay there,” Hannah said, mincing after her brothers and sisters. “We don’t need him.”
“You guys go upstairs or to the gardens,” Puffy said as soon as the younger kids got the table. “Don’t mess up your outfits.”
“Aww, but I wanna stay and watch Season Two Episode Four of the Bachelor,” Tubbo whined.
“Tubbo, you don’t even know what that is,” Dream rolled his eyes.
“Out,” Puffy shooed her hand at them. “Before you’re traumatized.”
“Bold of you to assume we aren’t already,” Ranboo said, raising his two pointer fingers, but still leaning back and turning on his heel to head towards the great entrance to outside.
The rest of the younger kids followed after him, Tommy and Purpled trying to sneak another look without their sisters braining them over the head.
…
Phil pulled back, grinning. “You still got it, huh?”
“Never lost it,” Kristin teased back, fluttering her eyelashes.
“Think the kids saw?”
“Oh absolutely. Every single last one.”
“Then I guess it doesn’t matter if I do this—”
Kristin hummed into the kiss again, and the two let the world melt away around them.
Notes:
No, the Grammys and the Bachelor are not canon in this universe. Take the funny joke and roll with it.
And yes, I am aware that suits and ties exist in this world and cell phones don't. Just take your crumbs and go.
Oh, and to the person that requested this atrocity--
You're lucky I love you.
<3
Chapter 69: Golden Child, Gleaming in the Sun
Summary:
Dream and Foolish run into a little trouble.
Chapter Text
“Mooommmm—”
Puffy sighed, looking behind her. “Yes, Tubbo?”
Tubbo grinned like the imp he was. “Are we there yet?”
“That’s it!” Ranboo threw his reins down, have heard those four words a hundred times in the last hour alone. “Canon kill! C’mere, Tubbo!”
He teleported off his horse and onto Tubbo’s, grabbing his little brother in a headlock and rubbing his knuckles into Tubbo’s hair. Tubbo shrieked, kicking and screaming something along the lines of ‘no,’ his horse plodding along as if absolutely nothing was wrong.
Foolish laughed, pointing, and Dream grabbed Ranboo’s horse’s reins with an amused shake of his head. His mask was firmly in place, much like Ranboo’s, this being a rather public road.
“Hey Mom?” Dream asked, sitting relaxed in his saddle with years of practice. “Can we sell these three in town?”
Foolish made an affronted noise and whipped his head to his older brother, Tubbo and Ranboo squawking in tandem.
“I didn’t even do nothin’!” Foolish yelled, giving Puffy ‘can you believe this idiot?’ look.
“I don’t think Dadza would appreciate that much,” Puffy sighed, wonder why she had drawn the short straw. Technically, Dream should be leading this little excursion under her supervision, but she had quickly taken over after Dream had decided to take a shortcut.
Through a troll-infested swamp.
She took the map from him after that.
“Tommy will beat you up!” Tubbo announced, quite cartoonishly. Dream snorted, as Tommy posed absolutely no threat whatsoever to the older teen.
“Ya’ll knock it off,” Puffy finally said. “We have stuff to do, and you guys need to grow up a bit if you ever want to go on these missions by yourself without one of us olders.”
“Why’d we have to come with anyway?” Foolish whined. “It’s just one shire over, and it’s only potions ingredients. You and Dream could’ve done it.”
“You want the practice or not?” Puffy said.
The three didn’t offer any argument to that rebuttal.
…
“What’s gunpowder do again?” Foolish asked, tinking a bottle with his fingernail, watching the grey powder sizzle a bit at the disturbance.
“Explode.” Dream whisked the bottle away from his little brother and into his pack, wondering how Foolish hadn’t managed to kill himself yet.
“Why can’t Sam just give us some of his?” Foolish asked honestly.
“Because we’d have to kill him to get it—?”
“Ohhh—”
Dream chuckled, double-checking to make sure he got everything on the list Puffy had given him. He had no desire to turn around and go back for anything—he wanted Foolish and the Bee kids out of this potions market as quickly as possible before they blew something up and accidentally created a zombie army out of the villagers.
Dream paid the vendor, wincing slightly at the price, and turned to leave.
Foolish yelped, high and startled.
Dream whirled right back around, zoning in on the source of Foolish’s fright in a hairs-breadth.
An old woman, gnarled and looking as if she had seen the rise of the Kingdoms, had Foolish by the arm. Her long, craggy fingernails were digging into his skin, and Foolish, though he towered over the woman, was frozen.
In the back of his head, Dream wished Foolish wouldn’t be such a softie sometimes. Even though the kid had grown into a rather strong young man that was Dream’s height and outweighed him through muscle alone, the shark-hybrid still acted like a seven-year-old.
“You—” the old whispered, voice cracked and dry with cigar smoke and who knows what else. “You are very special—”
Foolish shivered, shooting Dream a look.
“Let him go,” Dream said calmly, laying a hand on Foolish’s shoulder. “We want no trouble.”
The woman cackled. “With the magic in this vessel? You are the trouble.”
Dream wasn’t an idiot—he could sense Foolish’s magic as well as the next kid who had grown up surrounded with magical orphans that the dad kept bringing home—but nobody knew what kind it was.
Phil had drawn a blank; even Kristin hadn’t the slightest clue.
The Quell under Foolish’s shirt kept the family from finding out (through probable explosion, manslaughter, fire, poisoning, etc.) while Phil did more research.
“No one knows my magic,” Foolish said calmly, though his voice was quieter than it would normally be.
The woman’s eyes twinkled. “A good thing too, lad. The King’s own armies would be on your tail if they did.”
“What is it?” Dream asked carefully.
The woman’s eyes flicked to him, and Dream had this feeling he was being raked over with needles.
Her face lit up. “Oh ho ho! Isn’t my lucky day! This one with skin of gold—” she yanked on Foolish’s arm, then pointed to Dream, “and this one with gold in his blood.”
Dream felt a cold wave of nausea and anxiety roll in his stomach.
Nobody knew—he had left that all behind—
He put his hand on his weapon, ignoring the bile in the back of his throat. “Let him go, or I’ll sever your head where you stand.”
The woman laughed, but listened, Foolish skittering back. “Be wary, little golden children,” she sang as Dream hauled Foolish away. “The forest may just swallow you whole!”
Dream ignored her, not even bothering to give her a second glance.
…
Foolish’s head felt full of cotton. He floated somewhere between awake and asleep, a lazy limbo that made his limbs feel full of syrupy jelly.
Moving sounded like way too much work.
Moving was also impossible.
That woke Foolish up a little bit as he tried to wipe the bleary from his face—and couldn’t move his hands.
Bit by bit, now spurred on by rising panic at being made immobile, Foolish blinked his eyes open through the grit that had caked on his eyelashes.
He was on his side on a hardwood, splintery floor. He could see flickering candle flames from somewhere above his head. Eventually, after several minutes of practiced breathing, the fog lifted from his head and the blurr cleared from his eyes.
His stomach sunk as he took in his surroundings.
Cabin. Rough-shod and poorly-kept. Dirt swept into the corners, trash piled out of the way. Scratched up table legs in the center of the room, a few chairs pushed close to it.
Dream tied to one of said chairs.
Foolish had to blink at that last one.
His older brother was slumped over, held up by rope around his chest, wrists tied behind him and ankles lashed to the chair’s legs. He wasn’t wearing his mask or his cloak, but most of the gear on his belt (that contained a lot more lethal goodies than it had any right too) looked mostly intact.
Foolish swallowed hard and made to try and sit up. His head swam a bit, but he made it up to lean against the wall. His legs twinged painfully, and his arms were pressed against the wall and his back uncomfortably, but he felt better being up.
He could see a bit better too from this position, but there wasn’t much else. He could tell they were in a kitchen, what with counters on the wall and cupboards and stuff. The one window over the sink had a curtain though, so Foolish couldn’t see out.
“Dream,” he hissed, wincing at the crackle of his throat. It had to have been several hours for him to have a cotton-mouth this bad.
Dream didn’t respond.
Foolish scooted forward, then knocked his bound feet against Dream’s leg and whispered his name again, as loudly as he dared.
Dream moaned at that one, and Foolish whacked him again as hard as he could two more times before Dream’s eyes began to flutter.
“Wake up, you green lug!” Foolish snapped. Dream’s first action with his open eyes was to glare at Foolish, though it was kinda comical with his sleepy and confused face.
“Would you shut the Nether up?” he rasped, shaking his head a bit.
“Would you wake the Nether up?” Foolish hissed. “We’re kinda in a situation here—”
“Situation’s gonna have to wait till I can think.”
“That’ll make matters worse,” Foolish retorted. “Just wake up!”
“I am!”
“Not enough!”
Footsteps sounded from outside, pattering lightly against what sounded like a stone path.
Foolish kicked himself off Dream’s chair to get back in his corner, heart pounding with fresh fear. From the look on Dream’s face, he was sharing Foolish’s sentiment about their predicament.
The door rattled—a lock being undone.
A cackling, dry and raspy and smoky.
Dream groaned. “If it’s that stupid—”
The old woman from the market came in through the door, humming to herself in her scratchy timbre, a covered basket on her arm.
Without waiting for her to introduce herself, or even acknowledge their awake presence, Dream swore at her so vilely Foolish’s stomach jumped and his ears burned.
Foolish shot him an astonished look, jaw dropping open. Not even Minx swore that badly. Kristin would’ve washed his mouth out with soap for even thinking words that evil.
The woman gave him a look, her apparent good mood gone in a second, as she set her basket down. “It’ll be good for you to shush, young one.”
Dream called her something twice as bad. Foolish hissed inward through his teeth. Somewhere, somehow, he knew someone’s mother was rolling over in their grave. Lots of mothers. A whole graveyard of mothers.
The witch backhanded Dream, honestly rightly so for what had just come out of his mouth.
“One more,” she spat in his face, yanking his head to the side by hair so he had to look her in the eye, “and I’ll gag you.”
Dream spit.
Hit her right in the eye.
It took everything Foolish had not to laugh at the solemnity of the situation Dream was burying himself in. He had seen Dream get mouthy plenty of times with adults who thought they were better than everyone else, but c’mon man—
The witch followed through on her threat, Dream left to glower silently as she began to unpack her basket.
“Excuse me—miss?” Foolish asked, leaning over to peer around Dream and the table. “Why are we here?”
The witch cackled. “You got better manners, young’un.”
“Not really,” Foolish admitted. “I just know when to shut up.”
Dream rolled his eyes.
Foolish stuck his tongue out.
“I mean, why wouldn’t you be here?” the witch opened the cupboard and pulled out a few empty jars. “One would be foolish to pass up children made of gold.”
“I’m not made of gold,” Foolish pointed out tactfully.
“Lying will get you in the same position as your friend here,” the witch said, turning the water on in the sink.
“But I’m not lying,” Foolish said. “If you’re talking about my hybrid form—I’m a shark.”
The witch turned around, eyebrow raised. Foolish indulged her, letting the soft skin of his shark breach around his eyes, the gills slitting his neck and the skin around his forehead pulling a bit tighter. A blink, and he was back to being human.
The witch didn’t look impressed. “I’ve seen a dual hybrid before. I’m not stupid.”
Dream snorted. Loudly.
“And you,” the witch said without missing a beat, pulling a knife from a drawer, “quite idiotic of you to be walking around, a gold mine in your veins.”
Foolish saw the way Dream paled instantly, the corners of his eyes tightening and his jaw setting.
Foolish knew about Dream’s past—the kids all knew about each other’s pasts. There was little they hid from each other, to help with nightmares and panic attacks—that way they didn’t get angry when Bad or Velvet attacked out of nowhere or Quackity molted all over the place at the smell of whiskey.
Foolish knew that if the witch dug deep enough with that knife, blood could be drawn from Dream like some sick coin press.
Subconsciously, Foolish was very happy Drista hadn’t come along. The barest of scratches, and the girl would be dripping diamonds. Bloody noses were always fun with her.
Dream growled behind his gag, as the witch rounded the table, a terrible gleam fixed in her eye. The knife waggled tauntingly in her gnarled hands.
“How much do I have to draw before gold begins to pour from your wounds?” the witch asked coyly, scratching the tip of the knife of Dream’s reinforced sleeves.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” Foolish said very carefully, eyes catching something move from beyond the curtains.
The witch rolled her eyes and began fiddling with Dream’s collar, searching for a place to begin ripping the fabric to get to the arteries on his arms without untying him.
Dream was turning a sickly pallor, eyes glassing out. He didn’t see what Foolish had. He was too focused on not throwing up with the roiling horror in his stomach, burning in his veins.
“I hope you know you’re building your own coffin,” Foolish said, trying to distract her. Just long enough for—
“You draw one drop of blood from him, and yours will flood this room.”
“And who is going stop me?” the witch said, shaking her head at Foolish’s apparent false bravado.
“I am.”
The witch turned at the new voice, just in time for Puffy’s blade to go through her fifth rib. She screeched, but only for a second as her lungs filled with blood.
Puffy had hit true.
Puffy caught the witch before she fell, ensuring the knife wouldn’t be jostled loose.
Puffy’s eyes were alight with a fire that terrified Foolish more than his worst nightmares would ever begin to attempt. There was something horrifying about seeing that protective, possessive gleam in her sharp, golden eyes that usually held so much love.
There was love in her eyes, sure, but it was bitter and viciously true.
“Didn’t anyone ever teach you not take things that weren’t yours?” Puffy hissed through clenched teeth, twisted the serrated blade with a cruel twist.
The witch didn’t seem all that keen on listening to what Puffy had to say. She pointed a bent finger at Foolish, her last breath brushing past dried lips. “Undying.”
Puffy sighed deeply, yanked her blade out. Deftly, she used the witch’s own tattered skirt to clean the steel. “It’s okay, boys,” she called, and Ranboo and Tubbo were barreling in through the door.
Tubbo ran to Dream, pulling the cloth out of his mouth and starting on his binds while Ranboo worked on Foolish’s.
“Took you long enough,” Foolish joked, though it fell half-flat, what with his voice wavering a bit.
Dream was shaking.
“Wait outside,” Puffy said, gently pushing Tubbo away. The three boys exchanged glances, but made for the door.
Foolish looked back.
Dream hadn’t moved, though he’d been freed. His eyes were unfocused, mouth parted for breathy gasps.
Puffy embraced him, whispering something Foolish couldn’t hear.
Ranboo pulled Foolish away before he could see Dream wrap his arms around Puffy in a vice-like hug.
He didn’t hear the sobs, the desperate clawing for Kristin, his real mom, for Dad.
Foolish didn’t need to see his brother break.
…
They went home.
Silently, stiffly, they went home.
One of Phil’s crows snitched, and Kristin was waiting for them. She smuggled Dream away as soon as his boots touched the porch, and his siblings didn’t see him for the rest of the day.
When he did reemerge, he was smushed between Sapnap and George and bundled to the couch to sleep with his head on Sapnap’s shoulder. Karl and Quackity, not knowing the meaning of personal space, joined in on the pile and all five slept on the couch that night.
Foolish was spoiled too, though his lightheartedness had made the event a bit less traumatic. He had never really been scared, hadn’t had his trauma slapped in his face.
Didn’t stop his siblings from sneaking into his room and piling around him.
Foolish let them, though most woke up with Sharpie mustaches or funny faces drawn on their foreheads.
All in all, the event was slowly forgotten—chalked up as just another day in the Minecraft home.
…
“She knew,” Phil said quietly, watching from the door as Foolish and half of the younger siblings slept. “She knew what Foolish was. What he is.”
“I know,” Kristin sighed. “Puffy told me. Thought it was odd, but she just marked it up as a delusional woman’s last breath.”
“Good,” Phil said. “It’s still too early.”
“It will always be too early,” Kristin said quietly, sadly.
And deep, deep down in the hidden part of his heart, Phil knew she was right.
Notes:
Be safe, my darlings!
Chapter 70: Bad's Bad Idea
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Bad did not pride himself on his bad ideas, mostly because he spent an inordinate amount of time trying not to live up to his name.
This was one of those bad ideas.
“Billzo, you need to measure —” he stressed, gently taking Billzo’s skinny wrist and guiding him through properly measuring the soft sugar. “If you don’t, the muffins will turn into mush.”
“Think of it as witchcraft,” Eret said, leaning on the counter and distinctly not helping. “You follow the ingredients from a book much older than you, probably written by an old woman, cook it in a magic box, and voila—baked goods.”
“You’ll get them sent to prison yet,” Bad said, chucking a handful of flour at Eret’s face. Aimsey shrieked and ducked around the cloud, giggling.
“If you make a mess, you better clean it up!” Puffy yelled on her way by, hauling a laundry basket. Her curly hair was tied back against the summer heat with what looked like Techno’s bandana.
“We just cleaned that kitchen!” Drista added, trailing after her with an armload of towels.
Billzo stuck a spoonful of the batter in his mouth. “Who’s gonna tell her about the pantry?”
“Shh!” Bad batted at him. “We don’t sign our death warrants ourselves in this house! Let someone else find it.”
Eret snorted. “Like when Purpled found out Schlatt spilled ink all over his bed?”
“Exactly.”
“What?” Aimsey pulled herself onto the counter, neatly crossing her legs. “I thought Wilbur did that.”
“That’s what Schlatt wanted everyone to think.”
“Then how do you two know about it?” Billzo asked, ‘supervising’ as Bad dished up the remaining batter into the pumpkin-shaped tins.
“Knowledge comes with a price in this house.” Eret smeared a little raw egg on Aimsey’s arm, earning an ear-piercing shriek and the entire canister of flour on his head.
Bad put both hands over his mouth, Billzo stopped sucking on his spoon, and Aimsey stomped off to wash her arm. Gingerly, Eret removed the canister from his head, careful not to breathe in.
He failed, having no warning to prepare his lungs, and promptly inhaled an entire spoonful of flour up his nose.
“Eret—!” Bad followed Eret right out the door, the other boy coughing up white clouds.
“Who dared Eret to smoke?” Tommy asked from the roof of the back porch, playing cards with Tubbo and Ranboo. Tommy’s wings were on fire, all three of them wearing hoodies that did not belong to them to ward off the spring chill.
“If Mumza catches you with the cigar she’s gonna ground you for a year,” Tubbo said, Ranboo leaning forward with mild concern at Eret’s hacks, but more interested in memorizing Tubbo’s cards since Tubbo was busy watching Eret die.
“Alright—” Eret finally caught a proper inhale of breath, dragging his hand through his hair and shaking his head. Flour exploded off of him in a cloud, settling onto the grass like fresh frost. “Where’d that little—”
“Don’t you dare call Aimsey what I think you’re about to,” Bad warned, uselessly rubbing Eret’s back to help him breathe.
“Billzo ran back in to warn her,” Tommy snitched instantly, glaring at the sorry hand he’d been dealt.
Eret grumbled something under his breath and staggered to his feet, stumbling at the lightheadedness that shot him right through the temples.
“Don’t you DARE—”
Both he and Bad jumped at Minx’s yell, looking up to see her leaning out of the second-story window.
“—come in this house.” She pointed a finger at Bad. “Either you hose him off, or demon or not, I’ll put spiders in both of your beds for a year—while you’re sleeping in ‘em. And don’t think for an instant you’ll EVER find evidence to show Dadza.” She slammed the window before either of them could retort.
Bad sighed, patting Eret’s shoulder. “C’mon, I’ll get the hose—”
Eret tilted his head, giving Bad a ‘you’re out of your mind’ look. “That water is two degrees, if that!!”
“Do you want to live out here?”
Eret stomped off, marching into the house. Bad looked at the three boys on the roof and all three of them simultaneously held up five fingers and silently counted down.
Four…
Three…
Two…
One.
Eret screamed so loud, running from the house, Bad had to clap his hands over his ears. Minx’s panther came tearing out of the house after him.
“That’s what he gets.”
Aimsey appeared at Bad’s elbow, smiling up at him. “Can we finish making muffins now?”
Bad sighed, inwardly chalking this decision up to one of his ‘bad ideas.’
Notes:
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Chapter 71: The Hardest Part
Summary:
in dealing with your pain is that it's always coming back to haunt you.
Notes:
heellooo!
For LilBil-666! Hope you enjoyed!
WARNING:
We are visiting some old stuff. Dream get it all tossed in his face (again). It wasn't pretty the last time, and it isn't pretty now. He almost dies this time.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
It’s worth it, it’s worth it, it’s worth it. The string of words kept pinging around in his head on repeat, as if to remind himself.
Connor and Hannah had made it out. They were safe, they would be okay.
It didn’t matter that he was here, in the back of a dark wagon with chains on his wrists and a gag in his mouth—rumbling along a bumpy road to Fate knew where, his captors crowing to each other about their catch of the day.
Dream breathed out through his nose, forcing down that familiar panic. He hated being contained, caged. He needed to be free, nothing between him and the sky. He had wild blood, and it longed for liberty.
“He’s a pretty one.” One of his captors had turned his head to give Dream a look that set him even farther on the edge they’d forced him on. A gleaming lust in his eyes that had shivers crawling up Dream’s spine to his neck.
“Easy money,” the guy next to him chuckled, adjusting the reigns and squinting at the road. “Shame we didn’t get the other two.”
“Doesn’t matter, what with this kid. Blonds fetch a fair price on the market these days. ‘Specially the pretty ones. Some lady will be happy to buy this one.”
Dream’s stomach roiled with acid and shattered glass at the careless talk of trafficking. These men had no compassion, no empathy, simply nothing inside. They were soulless husks, having sold their humanity to this trade long ago.
He would get no mercy at their hands.
He had already picked through one of the shackles, a stray nail on the wagon floor with all the other clutter proving pretty affective at being a lockpick. The other manacle was older, rustier, and proving harder to work with. His jaw ached around the cloth, and his ribs hurt where he’d been clobbered with a two-by-four shoving Connor out of the way.
He needed to get out of here, before it was too late.
He knew the kids would tell the first sibling they came across, but there was only so far they could track. Dream’s aura was plain—no magic coursing through his veins to shine like a beacon for Phil to find, his curse too faint to be tracked. He would merely be another human in a sea of humanity.
He needed out now.
…
Techno brushed his fingers over the dirt, a low piglin grunt rumbling in the back of his throat as his keen eyesight let him see in the dark. Wilbur stood at his side, birdie eyes keeping careful watch while his brother was distracted.
Puffy and Bad were waiting for Techno’s decision off to his side, watching the horses, and Sam and Schlatt were at attention behind him, lamps in hand, to make sure they weren’t snuck up on.
Ant and Minx had been sent ahead in Full form to act as scouts, with Velvet flying overhead to watch them.
Skeppy’s hands fidgeting with his reigns were the only sign to his nerves, and George’s calm face and forcefully-relaxed shoulders were an act of the Ancients. Sapnap, however, had a frown embedded so deeply into his forehead Techno wasn’t sure if he’d ever get it out.
“What’dya got, Techno?” Schlatt asked, and Techno knew he was holding back impatience.
Techno huffed, easing back to his feet. “There’s a dozen wagon marks on this road, maybe a hundred. We’re gonna have to go further ahead till we find a fork or something.”
“How do we even know they were on this road?” Sapnap asked, probably a bit harder than necessary, as Techno and the rest swung themselves back onto their mounts.
“This is the general direction Hannah and Connor pointed when Puffy found em,” Sam said, nudging his horse with his heels to follow Techno as his older brother took the lead. “They said the men tried to shove them in a wagon before Dream intervened, and this is the only road outa town that’d hold a wagon’s wheels.”
A hawk screeched from overhead and Techno automatically held his arm out for the black hawk to land. Velvet ruffled his feathers and churred a rich note.
“He says Ant and Minx have found a three-way split in the road about ten minutes ahead,” Wilbur said.
Techno gave a silent order with his hand and the kids kicked their horses into high gear.
…
Dream’s stomach hit the bottom of the Nether floor when he felt the wagon pull up to a stop. The manacle had snapped his nail and he hadn’t been able to get his hands on another one without drawing too much attention to himself. He had been left to stew in his own head, fear nipping at the corners and threatening to send him into a panic attack.
He took a deep breath through his nose and forced himself to be calm. This wasn’t the first time he’d been at the hands of mercenaries, kidnappers, or slavers and it probably wouldn’t be the last.
He was still terrified though.
The men jumped off the wagon, and Dream could hear the riders leading their horses away, probably to a stable. The back of the wagon rattled, then swung open. Dream flinched back from the lantern in his face and the two men laughed, making the little bundle of smoldering anger in Dream’s chest burn a little brighter.
They helped him down from the wagon, holding him steady as his knees nearly gave out from being dead after sitting for hours. Dream wondered why they were being so nice, then figured it was because the merchandise couldn’t be damaged.
To be blunt, they were in the middle of nowhere. Dream took careful note of his surroundings as the slavers led him to a small outcropping of building gathered neatly in a circle.
There was a field on one side, stretching as far as he could see in the moonlight, stalks swaying lazily in the night breeze. The other side had thick woods a horse wouldn’t be able to run through, trunks too close together and branches too low.
The buildings were nicely made as well, built by skilled hands with plenty of time to ensure a proper job for good wages. Dream figured, as he was led to one in the far back on the left near the field, this was likely a headquarters of some small slaving operation.
“Make yourself at home,” the man on his right said, the guy on the left unlocking the door, patting Dream roughly on the shoulder. “We’ll get you settling in and all the paperwork taken care of. You won’t have to do a thing.”
Dream rolled his eyes, wishing to the Ancients he wasn’t gagged so he could give these guys a piece of his mind. As if was, he was forced into silence as the guy opened the door and shoved him in.
Lightning, up Dream’s arm. Burning fire as something sliced through his skin and deep through the muscle beneath. Warmth, thick and oozing flooded down his arm and hand.
Cursing danced around his ears, as he inhaled raggedly through his nose, blinking through the pain. He grit his teeth so hard on the gag he felt it tear in the corner. To the horror of the little boy he had been desperately trying to hide away since Phil had found him on those porch steps, he heard it.
Plink.
Plink.
Plink.
Silence, damning silence, as the men held him loosely so he didn’t collapse on his face.
“Fate above—” one barely managed to breathe.
“By the Ancients—” the other got out, hand coming down to pick at the gold coins, glistening under a sheen of blood and coated in dust.
Dream closed his eyes, stomach sinking to the seventh layer of the Nether. A chuckle, low and almost giddy, up and behind him and a hand squeezing his shoulder too roughly too ever be encouraging.
“Well what do we have here.”
Dream let himself slip away, having no desire to be present to hear his sentence fall.
…
The gold shone on the table, freshly washed and shimmering in the lantern light.
“It’s a miracle,” the head of the slaving operation marveled out loud, rubbing one of the coins between his thumb and forefinger. “It’s engraved and stamped and everything. The year’s from a decade ago, but nobody would ever know the difference.”
His greedy eyes flicked over to the boy, on his knees, hands still locked behind his back, now guarded by six men and ten more outside. He was clearly out of it, eyes glazed over and unresponsive. The wound on his arm had been cleaned and bandaged to stop the flow of glittering gold.
“How long was he bleeding?” he asked the two lackeys that had made the glorious discovery.
“About five minutes,” one said, still staring at the kid in awe. “He was turning pale and we didn’t want him bleeding out on us.”
The leader hummed, looking at the pile of coins on the table. All this, in mere minutes?
How much could we get if just let him slowly bleed out drop by drop?
…
Dream came back to his body on his back. He knew without moving that he was tied down, the all-too-familiar feeling of rope locked around his wrists and ankles, holding him down flat to a table.
He breathed in a small breath, keeping himself calm. He would not crack before his first escape attempt. He strained, feeling no give. The knots were tight, and well-done.
He wasn’t messing with amateurs.
He craned his head, ignoring the swoop in his brain from the blood loss. There were no windows, and nothing in the room. It had been swept recently, and the door had no handle from this side. One single lantern hung from the corner, far out of his reach. It was dim, obviously let to burn low to conserve oil for the night. He had either been out a few hours then, or a day and into the next night.
Dream let out another breath.
An internal assessment was next. He was in completely different clothes—and there went any hope to get to the hidden knives that were scattered all throughout his hoodie, shirt, cargo jeans, and boots. Speaking of, he was barefoot as well. Not that would have bothered him if he had actually managed to escape—Phil and Kristin hadn’t been able to afford shoes for a long time when the kids were little and Dream was more than used to going without.
It just set him on edge. Made him feel open, vulnerable.
Scared.
Another breath, and this one was shakier as he registered the bandages on his arms. Clean, tight, and fresh. He distinctly only remembered catching one arm on the nail stuck in the doorframe, yet both were wrapped up secure and snug under deceivingly innocent white bandages.
They had already bled him.
That explained the nausea from just lying flat on his back.
The door rattled, and Dream squeezed his eyes shut, knowing what was going to happen. His parents had never waited long. The greed was always too much, overtaking any parental love that they might have ever had in their hearts.
These guys had no love for him other than the treasure they could take from his flesh. They would see he was awake, and take more and wait again.
He let out a slow breath as the door swung open.
…
The kid sure was a screamer.
The leader watched dispassionately from the corner, munching on an apple as the kid screamed as if anyone was going to hear him this far out into the middle of nowhere.
The guy behind the kid, holding him with arms locked around his chest up so gravity would help the blood flow down, had had quite a time making the kid stay still.
They had tied the kid’s arms to heavy bricks so they would be forced down and held steady for the knife, but the kid must have been a weightlifter or obsessed with fitness because it took a solid ten minutes of steady bleeding out before he could no longer move the bricks. The lines carved into his arms were jagged now, several of them crisscrossing over each other into what would be a nasty scab and even worse scars.
The kid was holding still now, solely relying on the guy behind him to keep his head up, much less the rest of his body. He was panting, glazed eyes staring solidly at the floor and nobody’s face, given up entirely on fighting anyone but the desire to stay awake.
He seemed pretty Nether-bent on that last part.
The leader knew why. All the slaves did it at some point.
Stay awake, don’t let them see you weak. Don’t let them see you vulnerable. Don’t let them get to you or there won’t be anymore of you to get to.
It was always futile in the end.
…
Dream held still as the exhaustion weighed him down, feeling the blood drip down his arms and one of his legs. The heavy gold sliding down his arm and off his hand to plink onto the ground was making him sick, but he couldn’t make them stop.
He never could.
He could never stop when it started.
Daddy--!
“Just shut up! It doesn’t even hurt!
“Be still for Daddy okay?”
A hand pinching his cheek, the little twinge nothing compared to the burning, slicing pain ripping through his arms.
“Stop!”
The leader stood in the corner, watching, and Dream knew that look. That look of unaltered greed. No shame on his face as he watched a teenager bleed to death, his gaze pinned solidly over Dream’s heart.
They’ll be trying to cut me open before morning.
…
“They’ve found the camp.”
Wilbur sounded maliciously happy behind his calm tone, relaying back Velvet’s caws, the hawk resting on Wilbur’s outstretched arm.
“They’re to hold till we get here,” Techno gave the order, keeping his gaze locked on the trail ahead, and Velvet twisted on a feather and took off.
“Dad’s caught up,” Sapnap noted, deceptively innocent, pointing up.
The rest looked up in just enough time to see a dark shadow move overhead. Phil was covering ground and fast.
“Move!” Techno bellowed, not bothering for stealth anymore, and slammed his heels into Carl’s sides. The animal bolted, and the rest weren’t far behind.
They found the camp, Ant and Minx already poised and waiting, peaceful and quiet and ready for a slaughter.
Phil had already started.
Techno didn’t slow his horse to regroup with his siblings or give specific instructions when he saw the little nestle of buildings, huddled seemingly securely in their little nook of the forest. He pulled his axe and kept going, if anything urging Carl to go faster.
His piglin blood cheered as the first man dropped, and Techno grinned.
…
There was screaming coming from somewhere.
Dream honestly didn’t care. He couldn’t move without his arms thrumming in pain, and his one leg was still on fire, like the blade was still dragging through his flesh. They hadn’t even bothered tying him up this time, but these men had been so much more thorough than his parents. Even the thought of walking made Dream’s body curl up in agony.
More screaming. Something like glass exploding through the air. Fire.
Lots of fire whoomphing through the air.
Dream giggled, thinking of Sapnap.
Yeah, he was delirious. The fact that Dream knew he was aware of that fact made it even funnier, but he nearly doubled over when he laughed again.
A panther’s shriek, a hawk’s cry. A piglin’s war-cry, and bodies hitting the dirt with sickening thumps because bodies weren’t supposed to be able to make that sound. Bellows and screams, orders being tossed left and right and obeyed without question.
Great wings pounding the air, displacing the sound for miles around.
Dad.
Hope unfurled in Dream’s heart, small and ugly and pathetic, but it was still hope. He ignored the delirium rocking around in his head and hauled himself to his feet, leaning heavily on the wall. His leg flared up, but he ignored it through the dazed feeling. Dream pounded his fists on the handleless door, feeling a memory slice through his hazy mind.
Please! Mommy—
Let me out!
What did I do?
Mommy! Daddy?
It hurts—
Please just let me out—
Choking on snot, unable to stand from the blood loss, arms screaming with every beat on the door. Covered in dirt and grime and filthy rags that barely qualified as clothes. Head so woozy he wasn’t sure if he was awake or asleep.
Or alive or dead.
Dream nearly choked for real as the memory slammed into him, and he kept pounding. His parents had never let him out that night, or the next two days after, but it wasn’t those parents on the other side of that door.
It was his brothers, his father, his sisters.
His family.
He beat the door all the harder in time with his thrashing heart.
…
Velvet came in shrieking from the sky, beating his wings in Techno’s face. Techno grunted and sliced the last guy that thought it was a good idea to run at him cleanly in half, muttering, “I’m coming, I’m coming.”
Velvet whipped around, avoiding a guy that was reaching for him and shifting in the blink of an eye and landing on the guy’s face. He ripped the man’s throat open with his vampire nails, and shifted right back to a black hawk and took to the sky, leading the way for Techno.
Techno had never felt more alive than when he felt the wooden door keeping him from his brother disintegrate under his ax.
It took everything he had to let his siblings handle the rest of the slavers when he saw Dream crumpled on the ground, ragged breaths pulling at his chest, with bled-through arms.
Dream needed him now.
The rest could handle it.
Techno gathered his brother up, sending a nod to Velvet to tell the rest to finish things up, and focused his ears.
If he couldn’t kill any more of the filth that hurt his brother, than he would enjoy himself in listening to each and every one of them scream.
…
Dream couldn’t stop sobbing.
He couldn’t stop.
He panted and hacked for each breath of oxygen, each and every inhale and exhale feeling like needles on his throat. His arms throbbed, aching and pulsing pain that kept him on edge, like he had a blade on his back.
“Easy.” Techno was here. Techno was here. “Just take it easy.”
Dream hitched a small laugh. “It—hurts.”
“I know.” A hand on his back, gently patting. A light piglin chuff, meant to comfort and assure. “I know.”
Strong arms hauled him up, a back pressed to his chest. A heartbeat, steadily beating, thrumming through his body.
“C’mon,” Techno said, hiking Dream up onto his back, trying not to jar his injuries. “Let’s get you home.”
Dream laid his head down on Techno’s broad shoulder, letting his mind slip.
He had held on long enough.
He didn’t have to hold on anymore.
…
Phil hunted.
He let himself fall back on the most basic of instincts, relying on his sharp eyes and sharper ears. The avian inside had always been blood-thirsty and vicious, and even more so when his children were on the line. Right now, that avian was ravenous for the blood of the violator.
The man that had stolen his son never stood a chance. His other children had gotten the rest, but this—this man was the leader. He had given the order to take the Angel’s son, he had given the order that his son be bled like a pig after the slaughter to be stripped for its meat.
Phil followed from the cold, dark sky, watching. Just watching. He knew the man could see him, he knew the man knew he was doomed.
Phil wanted to draw this out. Make him feel the slightest ray of hope only for it to be crushed before his very eyes. Make him hurt in a way humans weren’t meant to hurt. Make him bleed the way his son had.
Phil would ensure this filth suffered the greatest agonies Phil could think of before he finally granted him the death the man would be begging for from broken teeth and split lips.
Phil tucked his wings, diving from the sky.
The man’s screams were such beautiful, beautiful music to his ears.
…
“C’mon man,” Sapnap said, sitting on the edge of the bed, watching Dream pace. George watched too, worried, back against the wall and legs pulled up against his chest. “You know nobody’s getting in here.”
Dream hesitated, looking at the door. He huffed lightly, gesturing weakly with stiff arms before glancing guiltily at the floor.
Sapnap nodded encouragingly. “Schlatt and Sam are sleeping by the back door. Techno and Wilbur are camping out by the front. All the windows have been double-checked.”
Dream full-bodied relaxed at Techno’s name.
“Mum’s made two whole new wards for the house,” George added quietly, playing with the pillow that was on his feet.
“Your armor and axe are under the bed,” Sapnap said, toeing it out so Dream could see before nudging it back. “Me and George are here. No one’s getting in here.”
A gentle knocking on the door, and Dream’s head snapped over, eyes going wide.
“Who is it?” Sapnap called, raising a hand at Dream to warn him from taking off out through the window.
“Puffy. I’ve got Dream’s medicines.”
“You want Puffy in here?” Sapnap asked Dream. “She’s got your salves and potions to make you feel better.”
Dream huffed again but nodded, plunking down in his chair. Sapnap got up and unlocked the door, letting Puffy in.
“Hello, duckling,” she said softly, bottles clinking in her arms. “How’re you feeling?”
Dream smiled faintly, reaching his hands out. Puffy chuckled, setting the bottles down on the desk and giving him a hug. Dream buried his head in her shoulder and exhaled softly, some of the tension he’d been holding in his neck seeping away.
“How’re Mum and Dad doing?” Sapnap asked, getting to his feet, rather loudly so Dream could hear him, and grabbing the first jar of cream.
“Tired,” Puffy said, running her hand through Dream’s hair. “Neither one slept the whole time Dream—the whole time and I’m pretty sure Dad’s gonna spend the rest of the week patrolling the house.”
She carefully pulled one of Dream’s arms out so Sapnap could run the healing cream over the crooks of Dream’s elbows. Dream twitched when Sapnap touched him, but nothing much else. George came up on silent feet on Puffy’s other side, clearing his throat to alert Dream he was here. Dream’s head turned, green eyes locking on George and relaxing almost instantly.
Puffy started humming softly, giving George Dream’s other arm. Dream made a complainy sound, and Puffy shushed him gently, pressing a kiss to his head before gently pulling his head to lay on her shoulder.
“Is he—is he going to talk again?” George asked, terribly quiet, ignoring the raised mats of scars his fingers were running over.
“So that’s what’s been bothering you,” Sapnap said, working the cream down from Dream’s elbows to his wrists.
“He will.”
The four looked up, Techno and Wilbur standing in the doorway. Dream stiffened, and Techno saw it.
“Dad’s holding down the fort,” Techno said, letting himself in with an easy air about himself. Wilbur plopped down on the bed, wings folding neatly and offering a ‘how you doing?’ smile to Dream.
“He’s did this before, when we were kids. When Dad found him on the porch, he wouldn’t talk,” Techno said, ruffling Dream’s hair and giving his shoulder a little shake before plunking down next to Wilbur and rolling his shoulder. “Think he took a page outa my book—I couldn’t speak Common.”
“We were all, like, five,” Wilbur explained, bringing his wing around to preen—anything to distract himself from looking at the nasty, melted lines of flesh on Dream’s arms.
“Took him two weeks before he said his first word, and that was to me, alone, in the bottom of the boat Dad had hired to take us out of the Kingdom,” Techno said. He yawned, unbothered. “He got his head all scrambled up. He’ll bounce back.”
Wilbur nodded. “He was the most resilient outa of us when we were little.”
“Finding Skeppy in that stupid cave didn’t faze him at all,” George said, a little jealous, making a face as the cream tingled the hangnail he had on his pointer finger. “Whereas I had nightmares for weeks.”
Dream snorted and everyone froze for half a second.
“Told ya,” Techno said, falling back on the bed and crossing one leg over the other.
“Alright, duckling,” Puffy said, giving Dream one last head-ruffle before pulling back and grabbing the healing potion. “Drink up.”
Dream wrinkled his nose and shook his head adamantly.
“Dude, don’t make me sit on you,” Sapnap said, kicking at Wilbur to get off his bed. Dream rolled his eyes but took the bottle and downed the contents in under a second, burping right after and sticking his tongue at Puffy.
“See, not that bad,” Puffy teased, pulling his arms out to make sure George and Sapnap had done their job correctly. Dream flinched at the mottled flesh, pulling his head to the side and locking onto the floor.
“They’ll be gone before you know it,” Puffy reassured. “The first ones went away, these will too.”
Dream huffed out his nose and tried to pull his arms close, only for Puffy to scold him lightly and grab the bandages. She wrapped the scabbed wounds carefully, from wrist to upper bicep, before letting Dream hug himself.
Stampeding up the stairs interrupted any conversation that might have started and three boys stopped abruptly before dashing into the room.
“Can we come in?” Tommy asked rushed, face red from running, wings all puffed up.
“No, gremlin,” Sapnap said, now flat on his stomach on the floor with Techno’s foot in the middle of his back, keeping him there. “There’s no room in here for us the way it is.”
Tubbo looked down the hallway, yelped, and dove in anyways. Ranboo and Tommy scrambled in afterwards without a single look of guilt.
“TOMMY!”
Charlie, Jack, and Purpled stopped dead in the doorway at Puffy’s glare.
Tubbo was huddled in Dream’s lap, Tommy behind his chair, Ranboo hiding under the desk behind George’s legs. Ranboo had a hold on George’s ankles, peeking out.
Puffy watched carefully as Dream gingerly put his arms around Tubbo to make sure he didn’t fall. He looked unsure of the touch, like he knew it was a good thing but wasn’t sure if he wanted it or not.
But Dream had never been able to say no to his little siblings. The golden retriever in him wouldn’t let him. Puffy wasn’t sure if that was a good thing right now, but she wasn’t sure what would happen if she tried to take the baby from Dream.
“Anyone else wanna just run in here uninvited?” George asked, pulling at his foot as Ranboo hugged it tighter.
The three boys in the doorway snapped their heads down the hall in tandem before shrieking and diving into the room, under the bed. Jack stomped on Sapnap’s thigh, and Charlie nearly took Sapnap’s nose off. Purpled just teleported in there, peeking out from behind Wilbur’s feet and ignoring that his face was two inches from Sapnap’s.
Minx slid into view on socked feet and a black fluffy robe, hair flaring out behind her like she was a dramatic actress. Alyssa and Drista were right behind her, eyes gleaming at Episode Twenty-Three of tonight’s Family Drama show. “Where’s the little shi—”
“Language!” Bad called from the room across the hall.
Minx snorted and threw Bad a middle finger he couldn’t see over her shoulder. “Where’s Purpled? The little rat—” Purpled yelped right in Sapnap’s ear, “—stole my good leave-in conditioner and I’m gonna skin him alive if he used it to make slime when he has a whole slime factory sitting right there.
“He gave it to Punz!” Jack announced loudly, making Minx pause right before she dove, Sapnap shrieking loudly anyway at the thought of getting in between Minx and her prey. “Punz said he had some split ends and paid Purpled ten gold to steal your fancy stuff.”
Purpled turned whiter than a sheet. “You didn’t hear that from us! I have to live here, you know!”
Minx was already down the hall, snarling profanities that would have Bad glaring at her for a week, Drista and Alyssa following after, giggling like little imps.
“Alright ya’ll, out,” Techno said, easing himself up off the bed, making Sapnap wheeze under his weight before leaning down and grabbing Charlie by the collar, Purpled and Ranboo squawking and teleporting away to safety. Jack wasn’t as lucky as Techno snagged his ankles, pulling him back and throwing him over the other shoulder.
“You two too,” Wilbur said, opening his arms for Tubbo and Tommy to dive into. Tubbo launched off Dream’s lap, Tommy scrambling after. Wilbur caught the both of them, squeezing them in a hug before turning towards the door. Tubbo flapped his chocolate feathers profusely, working himself into a potato-sack carry anyway, and Tommy ducked under Wilbur’s arm to launch himself down the hall at break-neck speed.
“They’re never going to sleep,” Puffy said fondly.
“Give it two minutes and Tommy’s fast asleep face-first on the floor somewhere,” George rolled his eyes, twisting his ankles this way and that to make sure Ranboo hadn’t scratched him by accident.
“Speaking of—” Puffy turned to Dream, ready to order him to bed, but stopped.
Dream was tilted back in the chair, head lolled to the side and jaw slack, fast asleep.
“Well that’s a good sign,” Puffy said, smiling fondly. She helped George and Sapnap work him into bed before pulling the covers over all three off them.
“Take care of him now,” she said, pressing kisses to foreheads despite George’s whining and Sapnap’s batting, blowing out the candle before easing the door shut.
Darkness settled comfortably into the room, and Sapnap and George stayed awake a few minutes more, listening to the sounds of the house as they family settled down. The water running in several bathrooms, stampeded and laughing down halls, towels getting snapped and pillows thrown. Kristin and Phil making rounds, shushing and tucking gremlins off to bed.
“Think he’ll be okay?”
Sapnap started out of his focused listening to Punz getting destroyed by Minx a floor up, his screaming for mercy quite clear and honestly funny to listen to.
“Huh?” Sapnap could barely see George in front of him, but he could make out George’s pale fingers held to Dream’s neck, feeling for a pulse he knew was there.
“Do you think—” George took a shaky breath. “You don’t think they broke him?”
Sapnap felt his heart heavy down. “Yeah. They did. I know they did.”
George made a sound, turning halfway to look at Sapnap.
“Now let me finish—” Sapnap shoved George back. “Just because he’s broken doesn’t mean we can’t find all the pieces and put them together again. You and me got broke in the Nether, but that didn’t stop Dadza from fixing us, did it?”
George didn’t have an answer. He knew what it felt like to be broken, to be shattered beyond a point he wasn’t sure if he’d ever be able to feel himself whole again.
With Phil and Kristin’s help, he had been proven wrong.
“Just—” Sapnap yawned, pulling Dream closer, squeezing George tighter. “Give him some time. Dream’s still in there. We just gotta—” another yawn, “—get him out.”
Sapnap fell asleep before the last syllable left his lips and went limp, grip growing slack. George gave him a look Sapnap couldn’t see and inched up, pulling and manhandling his brothers around till George was the one holding Dream, and not the other way around.
Dream made a sound, brow pinching and squeezing his arms till George was sure a rib was going to pop before exhaling out his nose and full-body relaxing.
Chill out, George thought, pulling Dream’s head under his chin, feeling the steady breaths tickle his neck. You held me when I was broke. Let me return the favor.
Night after night after night of Dream holding both him and Sapnap as George shivered and Sapnap woke up stone-rigid from nightmares came to George’s mind. Month after month after month of Dream patting heads and humming songs and getting extra blankets played and replayed like a sideshow.
George hugged Dream as tight as he could, squeezing his eyes shut against the tears.
He had almost lost his big brother.
The shard of ice in his heart curled tighter, and George swore his blood ran a little colder. Fury, colder than anything he had felt before settled deep into the pit of his stomach. Frost chilled the window, snowflakes fell from the ceiling.
Sapnap stirred, George could feel him frowning against his back. His heat flared, stronger than George’s cold, always stronger.
George felt his body untense, unwilling to go toe-to-toe with a blaze this late at night. “Not now,” he whispered, tangling one leg with Dream’s and the other with Sapnap’s, puling the blanket a little farther up. He let out a long, heavy sigh that came from the core of his soul.
“One day.”
Notes:
I did take a little liberty on who comforts Dream there at the end. LilBil-666 requested Techno be the source of comfort, and I had, well, almost everyone. Oops.
Yes, the leader was going to bleed Dream to his death. Phil interfering from the sky interrupts this plan, and the rest of Phil's children advance.
NOTE:
Yes, Ik how to write characters and how to respect their boundaries. Tubbo never would have run into that room, much less into Dream’s lap, without permission. As it was, ya’ll didn’t see the tiny smile and wink Dream gave to Tubbo before the avian charged his big brother. Dream knew they were suffering too, not knowing what was happening to him (and how they suffered more after they found out what had happened), and knew that Tubbo needed a minute to hold him just to know he was okay.
NO, Dream is NOT ‘child-regressing’ or whatever it’s called when a character regresses back into a child’s mind. I don’t understand how any of that works, (honestly, it weirds me out), so I’m not gonna write about it. Dream’s just tired, worn-out, and coming off a stress-high. He’s still the same person in his head, he just doesn’t feel much like talking or being all rambunctious like he normally is.
He’s tired. Let the man be.
DREAM MAKES A FULL RECOVERY. His first words are two weeks later in calling Tommy a 'moron.' For what is up to lot.
Chapter 72: Thinking Thoughts that Shouldn't be Thunk
Summary:
The kids begin to realize not everything in their perfect little world makes sense.
Notes:
Look at me, look at me--where I'm not supposed to be! Inspiration hits where it wants to and this is what you get.
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Chapter Text
"Hey Dadza?"
Phil looked up at George's call. "Yeah mate?"
"You know how you found us in the Nether?"
"Yeah?"
"Why can't me and Sapnap remember anything about it?"
Phil's brows furrowed. "Why do you ask?"
"Just wonderin'."
Phil hummed. "Well when I found Sapnap, he was all wedged under a wagon with a pretty nasty head wound. I'm guessing he got amnesia. As for you--I think your child's mind refused to accept the trauma and simply blocked it out." His face softened. "You were blindfolded the whole time too."
George swallowed, not happy with the answers. The young Ancient's words echoed in his head.
Ask him. Ask him what's before the Nether.
"What happened before the attack?"
Phil blinked. "I'm not for sure, mate. I found you already trafficked and decided to rescue you."
"How'd we end up there?"
"I don't know, mate. I wish I did."
"Didn't you ask around in the kingdoms for our parents?" George was getting frustrated and he didn't know why. A headache pounded at the base of his neck, threatening to spill over into a migraine.
Phil frowned. It wasn't angry, or annoyed--more like concerned. "Both you and Sapnap were covered in bruises that were much too old to be delivered by the piglin slavers for how long I estimated you were with them. You were both malnourished and Sapnap flinched whenever someone got too close to his face. I could chalk that up to the slavers and the blow he received, but he flinched around Kristen, and there were no females in that troupe. Again, it could just be trauma, but I took it as you had been abused wherever you came from and decided to take you in instead of returning you to wherever you came from."
George bit his lip. It all made sense, but something itched under his skin, like Phil wasn't telling him the whole truth.
"You okay, mate?"
George huffed and slumped. "Just tired."
Phil pushed away from the desk and opened an arm. George shuffled forward and curled up under his dad's chin, letting out a sigh as the great wings came around him to shield him.
"Been thinking too much, haven't you?" Phil said, almost to himself, a finger trailing over George's neck. George barely registered the touch of magic that tickled his brain.
"Too early, mate," Phil said, George drifting off to sleep, safe in his savior's arms. "Too early."
...
"What're you looking for?" Phil asked. Puffy groaned and slammed the chest shut angrily.
"That packet of paper I had when I came to you. It's got all my free-born papers and some other stuff Angelina told me not to touch," she said grumpily, pushing her hair out of her face. "I want to touch it."
Phil hummed. "Did you check the attic?"
"Yeah."
"The office?"
A nod.
"That private stash of contraband you think I don't know about?"
Puffy froze.
Phil gave her an amused look. "Alyssa was a snitch as a toddler. As long as there's no cigarettes or drugs--"
Puffy shook her head adamantly, scrunching her nose in disgust.
"Then I don't mind. D'you check?"
She sighed and plopped down. "Yeah. I could've sworn I kept it all together with my dad's hat and sword and stuff, but I can't find it anywhere."
"Do you think you lost it when we moved one of these times?"
"I really hope not," Puffy rubbed her face. "I know my birth certificate doesn't mean anything now that I'm registered as your kid, but I liked looking at my bio-parents' signatures. It was like having a little piece of them left."
Phil bent over and placed a kiss on her forehead. "Keep looking. Maybe it'll turn up. See if you can get Tommy and Tubbo to help you. Bribe 'em with some of that candy you've been hiding."
"Dad!!"
Phil smiled fondly, but it immediately vanished as his daughter left. The packet of papers seemed to grow eyes and glare into his soul from behind the hidden safe.
Phil reassured himself, for the hundredth time, that it was still too early; Puffy didn't need to know yet.
Just a bit longer.
...
"How many Ancients are there?" Fundy asked.
Phil hummed, keeping the reigns steady. "Lots. It varies, really, in the amount of magic nature decides to let us have."
"Can Ancients die?"
"Supposedly. They claim immortality, but it's said they can bleed just as easily as you and I."
"How do you know?"
Phil shrugged again. "Heard rumors." He elbowed Fundy good-naturedly. "Your old man's been around, you know."
Fundy elbowed him back. "Who's your favorite?"
Phil thought for a moment. "I'd have to say Glory. Or maybe Mischief. They're pretty cool in the history books."
"There's history books?"
"Only in the bigger cities, where we will not be going because carting forty of you around in Nether enough without worrying about Capitol officials finding out."
Fundy hummed, but he said no more, though he was unsatisfied with Phil's answer.
He wasn't sure what he had been asking in the first place.
...
"Daaadddzzzaaa?"
Phil chuckled as Eryn crashed into him from behind, wrapping his gangly arms around Phil's neck. "Yeah, mate?"
"Are there anymore dragons left?"
Phil's mood evaporated in a second, though he tried to hide it. "Why do you ask?"
"I was just thinking. Like, where are they?"
Phil sighed and pulled Eryn around so he was cuddled in Phil's lap. "From what I can tell, mate, there are no more true dragons."
Eryn's eyes widened and glossied, and the playful grin fell from his face. "What?" he asked, barely a breath.
"I researched it a little bit, when I found you," Phil said carefully. "Sent some letters to my friends from the old days. They haven't seen a dragon hybrid in years, much less a true one."
Eryn's lip wobbled, and it broke Phil's heart. "That means--"
"From what I can tell, mate, you are the last dragon."
Eryn held Phil's gave a little longer, then his face crumbled and he broke. Phil held him close while he sobbed for a people he would never know, never get to learn from, never get to be a part of.
Phil didn't say anything, just held his little boy.
You left too early, old friend.
...
It wasn't unusual for Phil to find his kids in odd places. Most had lingering trauma that liked to give them nightmares that sent them spiraling off to hide in the weirdest places.
Karl had to be one of the most creative.
Phil had found the boy, over the years, crammed between the chimney and the slope of the roof, inside a fireplace (unlit, of course), under Schlatt's bed (of all places), in one of Kristen's sweater drawers (when he was a bit younger and could still fit), and most recently, on top of the kitchen cupboards.
"Mate." Phil looked up at his son, wondering how the kid had even managed to get up there in the first place. There were no stepladders around, and Phil couldn't even reach the top of the cupboard shelf without one, much less climb up there.
Karl blinked sleepily down at him, crammed between the ceiling, the wall, and the cupboard. He had obviously had a nightmare, what with how his pupils were blown and his skin sleep-damp. He had Wilbur's sweater on, and Dream's sweatpants. For some reason, Karl refused to wear his own clothes to bed, and it wasn't rare for Phil to wake him up in something he had not gone to bed in.
"You gotta stop getting to places like this," Phil said fondly, wondering what it would take to coax the boy done this time. Last time it had been an entire box of cookies. The time before that a can of Monster Phil had immediately put away as soon as he got his hands on the boy. The time before that Phil had had to wake up Sapnap, who had grumbled half-heartedly as Karl glued himself to Sapnap's front and waddled off to bed with him.
Karl blinked again, not moving. "Why doesn't Jimmy visit anymore?"
Phil's heart was through the floor before Karl even finished the sentence. "Oh, mate--"
"He said he would visit," Karl said absently, picking at his forefinger with his thumb; Phil could see the blood caked onto the pale skin. "He promised." A single tear slid down a well-worn track on Karl's face, and Phil's heart bled.
He managed to get Karl out without too much of a fuss, carefully cradling him in his arms like he did all those years ago when he had been first granted the honor of caring for the Beast's ward.
"It hurts," Karl whimpered, letting Phil hold him. "He didn't want me and it hurts."
"He did want you," Phil said softly, knowing Karl would forget their conversation within the hour. "He wanted you so much and the others knew it. He wanted to keep you safe--he wanted to protect you."
"I wasn't good enough."
"You were perfect."
"I wasn't strong enough."
"You were a child."
Phil pressed a kiss to Karl's forehead, letting the magic soak through to Karl's mind.
Karl's powerful, powerful, mind.
When the curtain would one day be lifted, not even the Beast would be able to stand up against Karl's magic.
Fate herself would have her challenger.
But not yet.
For now, he was still Phil's--Phil's little boy, though he wasn't so little anymore.
For now, he was just a kid with crappy sleeping habits who was addicted to Monster and hoodies.
For now, Phil was here to keep him safe from the real monsters that would one day try to tear him apart.
For now.
...
"So we all have amnesia." Eret made the statement, gaze roving over his siblings.
Foolish bobbed his head, bouncing up and down in his seat. Sapnap and George exchanged glances, and Callahan huffed lightly. Eryn yawned, Karl rubbed the back of his neck, and Tina nodded, not looking up from her nails she was painting.
"But it's not normal amnesia," Eret continued.
"I got brained," Sapnap deadpanned, "and so did you. I think that explains a lot."
"But most amnesia victims start to heal," Karl said quietly, not wanting to start a fight. "It comes back, or bits and pieces do at least."
"We can't remember anything at all," George said, rubbing his temples. "Just thinking about thinking about remembering is giving me a headache. That doesn't sit odd with you?"
"Your kiddie brain didn't want to remember," Sapnap yawned, throwing himself back on the couch and putting his feet up on the coffee table. "Seems legit to me."
"Well what about me?" Foolish asked. "The first thing I remember is waking up in the woods, slavers on my tail, and depserately needing to find something so badly my head hurt."
"Cracked your head on a tree branch or tripped over a log and hit your head on a rock when you fell," Sapnap said breezily. "Ya'll are putting too much thought into this. It's not healthy."
"I can remember," Callahan said quietly, almost so quietly nobody heard him. As it happened, he was just loud enough for his siblings to turn to him. "I can remember long white halls, and a garden. I remember something alive, and magic so powerful--" his brows furrowed, and his breathing hitched. "I remember being hurt--" he shook his head and blinked several times. "I remember the tent, and the smell, and the grandmaster. I remember so many grandmasters, one after the other, again and again. One would die and another would take his place. And another and another. They never stopped." His hands clenched. "I was there for so many years, but a day. So many decades, but a week. I can't--" his shoulders tightened and he squeezed his eyes shut. "I don't know how long I was there."
He fell silent, and Eret gave Sapnap a 'see?' look. Sapnap stuck his tongue out.
"So we have that," Eryn said. "What about Tina?"
"I woke up in Phil's arms," Tina said, swirling the paint in her jar. "I remember an explosion.Then Phil was there. Nothing else."
"Nothing about who you were before Phil?" Karl asked.
Tina shook her head, unbothered.
"That's what ties most of this together," Eret said carefully. "We can't remember before Phil. Except Callahan."
Karl sat up a bit straighter. "Callahan, have you told Phil about what you remember?"
Callahan shook his head. "Didn't want to be a bother."
Karl's face was pale. "I woke up last week from a nightmare. I knew I remembered it, but when I woke up in Sapnap's room, I couldn't remember what had happened in the nightmare."
George's face pulled into a frown. "I remember going to Dad with headaches because something was bothering me about Sapnap--the things he was doing were--familiar." He rubbed his temple. "I went to Dad--now I can't remember what Sapnap was even doing that bothered me."
"Maybe he just healed the tension in your neck you get all the time," Sapnap suggested.
George shook his head. "Then why can't I remember what you were doing to set me off?"
Sapnap didn't have an answer.
"Why is it with me, Tina, and Karl--we quite literally woke up here?" Eryn said. "Like--Foolish can remember there was a woods, so he came from somewhere. George and Sapnap were in the Nether, so they had to have come from somewhere. Eret obvioulsy belonged to someone. Callahan remembers something messed up from the 'before'--but with me, Tina, and Karl--there's nothing. Straight nothing."
"As if we manifested into thin air and Phil found us," Karl said.
"Like he fetched us," Tina said.
Eret shuddered. "What exactly have we gotten ourselves into?"
"More likely, what have we gotten dragged into?" Karl said, staring blankly off into space.
Dimy, the eight were aware of something they had no way of comprehending.
Something that had been purposely taken from them.
Notes:
Let the worry set in, my darlinnngggsss. It only get worse from here!
Chapter 73: Practice
Summary:
Drista and Alyssa have an objective.
Notes:
Look at me, look at me--not working on The Angel's Armyyyyy...
Oh well.
Ya'll know how my Inspiration Machine works at this point. This was half-requrested by DinoNuggies99. She very tactfully pointed out how a lot of the girls have gotten almost no screen time.
So here we go.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Objective?”
Alyssa tightened the straps on her gloves, ignoring the chill of early night. “Terminate.”
Drista adjusted her stance, crouched on the damp tree-branch, fingertips bracing to spread out her weight. “Time limit?”
“Twenty minutes.”
“Guard?”
A brush against the row of knives on her belt, for assurance. “Four. Armed. Skilled.”
Drista grinned behind her mask. “Perfect.”
Alyssa rolled her eyes, attaching her hood to her hair. “Let’s get this over with.”
Both girls rocked forward off the roof, silent as shadows.
They fell for what seemed like forever, weightlessness swallowing them. Mere feet before they hit the ground, Alyssa warped the air to slow them to an almost dead stop before dropping them the rest of the way.
The dirt barely disturbed as the girls hit the ground with a roll and a run. The building loomed up, a silent centurion against the blacked-out sky. Moving as easy as water over a rock, they slipped around the side, heading for the back on the building. Finding their desired entry-point, they scaled the wooden siding with only their boots and gloves with practiced ease.
Drista braced herself off the window sill to pick the lock, Alyssa beneath her, using her own weight to keep herself up.
“Hurry up,” she hissed. Drista shot her a look that said ‘be quiet or I shove you’ and Alyssa rolled her eyes, but shut up.
The locked snapped half a second later and the two shadows melted inward.
It was an office of some sorts. Desk, bookshelf, fancy rug, and stupid paintings. No lighting, save some unlit lamps. Not a floorboard creaked as the girls advanced, both sets of ears strained to hear anything that could be a threat.
Drista noticed first.
Her blade nearly went through the first guard’s head.
It embedded in the wall, and Drista dodged as the guard rushed her. Alyssa bolted the door with a wave of her hand and lit the candles with another, lighting the small space.
“Quiet!” she snapped as Drista delivered a sickening roundhouse that had the masked guard staggering.
“Shut up and let me work!” Drista hissed back, snapping her whole body backwards at the knees and ankles, back and shoulders an inch from the floor, to miss the side-snap to her ribs. She flipped back up, cartwheeled away from a snake-bite to her shoulder, and feinted a kick to the left before sending a finishing blow to the right.
The guard dropped like a rock.
Alyssa flinched as the body hit the ground. “Someone heard that.”
Drista pulled her knife from the wall and tossed her head back, hood falling away from the short bob she had given herself the day before. “Let ‘em come.”
Alyssa groaned. “This was a stealth mission!”
Feet pounding up the stairs, banging on the door, yells and demands.
Drista quirked an eyebrow. “ ‘Was’?”
Alyssa flicked open the door without breaking eye contact.
The other three guards almost fell in, and Drista nearly laughed when the first actually did.
Alyssa pushed two against the wall and Drista straddled the one on the ground, knees braced on either side of his ribs, and viced a length of cord around his neck.
“Fall asleep, fall asleep, fall asleep—” Drista chanted, watching as Alyssa’s magic gave out and the other two dropped from the wall. They launched themselves forward and one ate wood floor as one of Alyssa’s bolas cinched around his knees. He cracked his head, hard, against the wall. The second tried to go for Drista, but Alyssa grabbed his arm and used her forward momentum to swing herself up. Her legs snapped around his neck and she swung the both of them right to the ground with a crash.
Drista’s attacked finally fell limp, and Drista held on for another second to make certain he was out.
Not making that mistake again, Drista thought as she got to her feet, Alyssa full-body relaxing as she felt her own attacker pass out.
“That was a lot of work,” Alyssa hissed as Drista helped her to her feet. “We weren’t supposed to engage!”
“No—”
Both girls jumped a mile as the man stepped into the room, figure encased to the floor in a black cloak.
“You weren’t.”
He caught Drista’s knife a second before it embedded into his forehead. A flip of his wrist and Drista was swinging her body to the side to avoid her own knife from going into her shoulder.
She kept the motion going, bum-rushing the figure. Alyssa slammed the windows shut, extinguished the candles. They were plunged into darkness.
Drista’s first hit connected, then she felt whatever Alyssa had thrown collide with the guy’s shoulder. Her second and third landed, but her fourth was overstepped. Her ankles were swept viciously out, and Alyssa’s second thrown object was the only reason she had enough time to swing herself back to her feet and recoil with a roundhouse to the head.
The figured dodged smoothly, blocking her blow with the outside of his wrist. He turned the joint with viper-speed and yanked.
Drista fell forward, hands coming up to brace herself. She landed on the figure’s chest and her stomach spiked in fear as the arm came around her back and locked her to his body.
She couldn’t move.
She lashed out with her feet, aiming for shins and arches, trying to get enough leverage to knee the guy in the groin, but she simply didn’t have enough room to work.
A chuckle in her ear, and her blood ran cold as the arm around her wrapped a little tighter.
“Not bad, sweet.”
She groaned, immediately letting her body relax, her annoyance echoed by Alyssa. The lights flickered back on with a sizzle of Alyssa’s fingers and the girls were face-to-face with their target.
“Daadddd—”
Phil planted a kiss on top of Drista’s head, not letting her go as she squirmed. “You really didn’t have to hit Quackity so hard.”
The first guy Drista had demolished was still face-first on the floor. Alyssa stepped over him daintily as she flopped into Phil’s chair and propped her ankles on his desk.
Drista snorted, craning her head back to see if she could work herself free from her dad’s tenacious hold. “He’s faking so I didn’t beat the snot out of him some more.”
The guard, one tired and thrashed Quackity, raised one finger. “I deserve to fake it, after how hard she hit me.”
“And choking out Eret and Michael?”
Alyssa shrugged, glancing at her stirring brothers. “You got a better idea when they could kill us in half a second if they truly wanted?”
“And then there’s Ranboo, Sir Stumble-Foot,” Drista said, finally wiggling herself free and dancing away skillfully as Phil made another playful grab for her.
“To be fair,” Alyssa pointed out. “I get points for him. It was my bola that tripped him into the wall.”
Phil rolled his eyes good-naturedly. “And what makes you think I’m letting you two pass this test at all? The objective was to kill me, not embarrass your brothers.”
Drista and Alyssa exchanged glances, then Drista held up her knife.
Her collapsible knife that had ink on the hilt to mark where a blow would have landed.
Phil caught on and glanced down.
Right on his heart, a black smudge.
“That’s what you get for yanking me off my feet,” Drista said smugly, flipping the knife handle over blade and grinning like an imp.
Phil sighed fondly, brushing at the mark and making it worse. “Okay fine. You pass.”
Drista and Alyssa squealed and punched the air, making Quackity groan against the high-pitched sound.
“As for you—” Phil nudged his foot. “You were supposed to stop them.”
“Dadza, if you were here to see the shadows come to life and promptly try to kill you right after, you’d give up instantly too. I didn’t even hear that window open. I haven’t been able to win a hand-to-hand with Drista since she was twelve.” He opened one golden eye to glare at his little sister. “There’s something wrong with Dream and you. Bunch of psycho demons. No human has a right to be that fast.”
Alyssa sniggered, pulling her hood off and shaking her curls out. “I’m just glad I finally got some practice in with my magic. I was getting rusty.”
“Yeah,” Eret, picking himself up one limb at a time, said irritably. “ ‘Rusty.’ That’s the word for it.”
Alyssa gave him a smirk.
Phil toed Michael. “What’re the chances he just sleeps this off?”
“They’re all gonna need healing potions, Dad,” Alyssa yawned. “After what we did to ‘em?”
Drista sniggered.
Phil gave them a look. “You know I told them to go easy on you, right?”
“WHAT?”
Notes:
Alyssa is a Deep Magic magess. She can manipulate the natural world (air, fire water, earth. etc) to a very limited extent. Kristin is much more powerful, but messing with the natural energy of the environment can be devasting if not done properly. There is balance that must be maintained, and any outside fiddling could be catastrophic.
The first knife Drista used was real. The one she used on Phil was not.
Sleep well, my darlings!
<3
Chapter 74: Only Four
Summary:
Techno had only ever lost to four of his siblings, once each time.
These are those times.
Notes:
Hiii!!
This was requested a loonnnnngg time ago by BebeScorpio and it's finally here! Idk where it's mentioned that Techno was beaten by these guys, but ik it's in here somewhere.
Enjoy!
<3
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Move!”
George nearly jumped out of his skin as Dream shoved him out of nowhere. Techno’s staff swung right where George had been standing a second before, and Dream’s stick collided. Techno easily threw him off, then grunted as Sapnap tried to body him from the side.
“C’mon!” Sapnap yelled, only to yelp as Techno peeled him off and threw him to the ground, settling a heavy boot on his chest to keep him down.
George’s ice rushed out, brutal and cold and deadly to a piglin. Techno stumbled back, freeing a wheezing Sapnap to swing to his feet and Dream to rush up.
Even blinded, Techno blocked Dream’s blow with ease and retaliated viciously with a swipe to the shoulder. Dream dodged smoothly, and Techno took another handful of ice magic to the face before Sapnap’s fire roared around his ears.
Techno grunted, and the three saw his eyes flicker piglin-red.
Sapnap went down first. Techno sacrificed his staff to send it spinning through the air to connect with the side of Sapnap’s head. Sapnap folded like a lawn chair.
Dream got too close and got bodily thrown across the makeshift arena by the back of his hoodie, and that gave Techno time to grab George in a nasty headlock that had the Brit tapping out in seconds.
That left Dream, alone, against a mildly-ticked off piglin.
That last fact honestly gave Dream an advantage.
Techno’s main strength was his level-headedness. His calm composure, his ease with which he faced trial and trouble. George had knocked some of that ease out with a snowball to the face.
Knowing his speed would be his advantage against Techno’s heavy build, Dream rushed him again, dodging the feint and the actual blow before delivering a crushing roundhouse to the ribs. Techno didn’t even buckle, and his punch nearly took out Dream’s right shoulder.
Dream rolled out of Techno’s ankle sweep and got to his feet gracefully, attempting a straight haymaker to the head. Surprisingly, he connected, but so did Techno’s aim to his leg.
Now Techno could have ended it right there with a punch right to Dream’s stomach, but he went for Dream’s kneecap instead.
Techno was calmed down enough to draw this out, to mess with Dream’s head. Techno knew Dream relied on his legs, his speed, the reach that came with being lanky and long.
Dream switched tool sets.
He set three rapid feints with his fists to Techno’s right, only to send another haymaker to the left that Techno deftly blocked and returned a carefully controlled ferocity. Dream ducked, slid in close, and hammered Techno’s midsection.
He got four blows in to the ribs before Techno got bored and shoved.
Dream flew back, staggered, and darted right back in. He slid in under Techno’s grab, spun around his punch, and used his forward momentum to deliver a straight ninety-degree kick right dead-center to the back of Techno’s head.
To everyone’s surprise, Dream’s especially—Techno dropped like a rock.
Dream panted, leg still extended mid-air, waiting for the trick. His whole body was wide-open for a sneak-assault, but Techno was down and not moving.
“Not bad, Dream—” Phil darted up, healing potion already in his hand to dribble into Techno’s mouth. “Not bad at all.”
“How?” Dream exhaled deeply, dropping his leg back into an easy stance, still waiting for the double-cross, the sneak attack.
“You hit him in the back of the head,” Phil chuckled. “With everything you had, by the way. What’d you expect was going to happen?”
“Uh—” Dream stuttered. He honestly hadn’t expected to get this far in the first place.
Phil chuckled, shaking his head as he gently patted Techno’s cheek to try and get him to wake up.
“Wha—” Sapnap was waking up, George supporting him under the arms. “What happened? Where’d the hoglin go?”
“Techno’s not a hoglin,” George pointed out as Techno started stirring.
Sapnap blew out air through his nose in a worn-out version of a snort. “He snores like one.”
“Yeah, and he’s waking up, so shut up,” George hissed as Techno got one eye open.
“What—” Techno groaned, blinking up Phil like he was a mirage. “What happened?”
“Dream knocked you out,” Phil said, smiling up at his other son. “Cold.”
Techno groaned and let his head fall back, and Dream caught a hint of a small grin. “Took him long enough.”
“Hey!”
…
Minx felt the dirt shift beneath her paws, and she extended her claws just to get the feeling of them sinking effortlessly into the ground.
She loved this.
Her body moved with perfect ease through the underbrush, smooth like oil on metal. Not a sound made, not a single plant disturbed. Muscle, lithe and lean beneath pitch-black fur, rippled with every movement.
Minx’s panther was an apex predator, and one of the most dangerous animals alive.
And she knew it.
Her prey was still moving, trying to outpace her. She could smell him, the sweat on his neck and the slightly acrid hair dye. The fabric softener on his shirt and the wet metal of his axe.
He didn’t know she was this close. His stance was relaxed, open. No scent of fear or worry—not a care in the world.
Total and utter confidence that he would win this.
Minx grinned, letting her tongue run over her chops, over her teeth.
Just a few more steps, and inch or two to the left, brace, and—
Pounce.
Silence, calm and still, as her body flew through the air before colliding full-bore with her target. Her jaw locked down on his shoulder, blood—warm, thick, delicious blood—claws digging in as tightly as she could manage as the target fell forward from the shock and extra weight.
She got him down, she had him on the ground—she switched her hold, lightning fast, locking her maw around his throat.
A warning growl as he struggled, digging the teeth just a little bit, pinpricks of blood against her tongue—
An answering growl. The skin turning to thick leather in her mouth, a powerful hand on the back of her neck. Pressure, pain, till she was forced to let go and she lost her main advantage.
The hand threw her, not near as hard as she was expecting, and she landed neatly on all fours, whipping herself around and immediately baring her teeth, a feral shriek piercing the air.
The piglin snorted deep in his chest, swinging the ax with deft ease and a sense of assurance of I will not lose.
“Enough!”
Air displaced with a powerful blast, and wings beating the air. Minx flinched back as the dirt thrown up got in her eyes, letting her hunting stance relax.
Phil touched down, giving Techno a stern look, wings flared and open and a clear challenge. “Shift back, mate. You’re letting your anger get the best of you.”
Minx felt her stomach curdle, and her hackles stood on end involuntarily.
Techno mad was the last thing she wanted.
The piglin glared at Phil before tipping his head back, letting out a long breath through his nose. Slowly, Techno shifted back, rolling his shoulders with a grunt and a half glare in Minx’s direction.
“You did not have to bite that hard,” he said, slightly annoyed, and Minx’s tail twitched.
“C’mon Minx,” Phil said, voice much too calm for someone standing in between a ticked-off piglin and a mildly scared panther. “Techno shifted, so now it’s your turn.”
Minx huffed loud enough to let Phil know she wasn’t happy with this, but let herself slip into her Hidden form, hugging her arms to her body. “Sorry.”
Techno snorted, pulling at the torn shirt around his profusely-bleeding shoulder to check how bad it was. “You’re fine. Just threw me off, then my throat—” He ran a hand over his neck, grimacing. “I panicked, I think.”
Phil nodded. “You both did fine. Minx, you passed with flying colors.”
Techno shook his head, and Minx noticed the slight amusement mixed with awe on his face. “I didn’t even know she was there till she landed on me.”
“Yes!” Minx exclaimed, much louder than she meant to, almost giddy with the thought of it.
She had beaten Techno.
Techno snorted again. “Don’t be letting that get to your head. Next time—” he hefted his axe, grinning and letting the piglin-red flicker in his eyes. “I won’t be nice.”
Phil rolled his eyes and shooed them down the path back towards home. Minx practically skipped along, and it was a long time before she could fall asleep.
Phil found her later that night, a smile on her face as she slumbered on.
…
Wilbur panted, struggling not panic against the hold on his wings.
“Give up?”
Wilbur gritted teeth, feeling dirt in his molars from the fact he was being held face-down on the ground, a knee in his back and a hand holding one of his arms hostage behind him. Techno’s voice was smug, barely so, but still smug.
And there was nothing Wilbur could do about it. Not with the joint of his right wing held fast in Techno’s hand, and his left wing splayed out with Techno’s foot pinning it down.
Techno had all but mastered how to fight with an avian.
Wilbur grunted, trying to work up enough energy to throw Techno off of him, but Techno only had to flex his grip.
Wilbur immediately stopped moving, falling limp as he gave up. “Uncle,” he breathed out, waiting for the teasing he was going to get, for the disappointed look from his dad.
“Not bad,” Phil said, like he did every time, as Techno helped Wilbur up. There was the half-stray touch against Wilbur’s wings, straightening some of the rumpled feathers that had been jarred loose.
“I want to go again,” Wilbur said, hands clenching into fists. Techno raised an eyebrow, and Phil looked tired.
It had been a long day, all around for everyone, and Phil had only supervised this sparring session because Wilbur had begged it out of him.
They had sparred three times already, and all three times Techno had wiped the floor with Wilbur.
Wilbur was getting sick of it.
He was Techno’s twin, one of the eldest. He shouldn’t be this weak, this pathetic against Techno’s little tricks.
“Mate—”
“Please?” Wilbur pled, knowing he was pushing it and not caring. He needed this.
“One more,” Phil sighed, leaning back against his tree.
Techno shrugged, cracking his knuckles, an obnoxious grin pulling at his lips. Wilbur ignored him, settling immediately into his ready stance.
Techno didn’t wait for Phil’s signal.
He rushed forward, a blur despite his size. Wilbur dodged two steps to the side, aiming for Techno’s open side. Techno took the hit, not even grunting before twisting and sending a flying kick at Wilbur’s face. Wilbur danced back again, ignoring how his heart was racing.
He could feel Techno’s hands on his wings already, holding him down.
No!
Techno’s next punch was smoothly blocked and Wilbur moved in, up close and personal. He threw an elbow at Techno’s nose, hearing something crunch as his blow connected. Techno didn’t even react, reaching back and around and grabbing the back of Wilbur’s neck.
Wilbur ignored how Techno’s thumb and forefinger closed around his jaw and—he could kill me here, I need to move, need to move, need to move—he gritted his teeth and kneed up.
It was a dirty trick, but Wilbur didn’t care as Techno finally, finally, made a noise of mild pain and stepped back. Wilbur took what advantage he had and round-housed Techno’s chest to give himself some more space.
The two circled each other, looking for an opening while simultaneously protecting their weak points. Techno looked crazed, what with the blood pouring from his nose and coating his teeth as he breathed heavily. Wilbur knew he looked no better, what with his rapidly-forming black eye and bruised cheek from earlier.
They were both tired, Wilbur realized as he was breathing in tandem with his twin.
Twin.
My wings are my weakness. He has to have a weakness too.
Wilbur knew this was mostly false. Techno could take a pounding and walk away like the bruises didn’t bother him. Techno could take a knife to just about any part of his body and shrug it off because piglins had crazy-high pain tolerances. Techno could, technically, lose half the blood in his body and keep going.
Techno was a walking tank.
Normally, that made Wilbur feel safe.
Now—
It made him feel hopeless.
His hair.
Wilbur glanced at the bright pink that sprouted of Techno’s head and dangled down to his mid-back in a sloppy braid.
Maybe—
Wilbur moved. Techno braced, but Wilbur feinted right and ducked left, swinging his body around to face Techno’s back.
Techno’s hair was sweaty in his palm as Wilbur yanked.
Techno yelped as Wilbur pulled as hard as he could, and the piglin fell backwards as his balance was off-set. He crashed down, letting out a oomph as he hit the ground.
Wilbur’s knife-hand blow to the throat stopped a centimeter from Techno’s skin.
Both stared at each other in shock, one more so than the other. Clapping broke their staring contest and both looked up to see Phil smiling widely, a proud grin spread from ear to ear.
“Way to go, Wilbur,” Phil said, and it was so full of pride for his little boy. “Way to go.”
Wilbur collapsed forward, letting his weight flop on his twin as any last drops of adrenaline drained out of him. He flinched involuntarily as a hand patted his back, close to his wings, but it was just Techno.
“Good job,” Techno said just for Wilbur to hear, and there was no mocking, no teasing.
Only pride.
…
Punz ducked around the tree, heart threatening to a beat a hole out of his chest and leave him to his own fate.
He was being hunted.
Manhunt had to honestly be one of Punz’s most hated exercises. He hated being hunted like an animal. Brought back unhappy memories of fields and fire and monsters.
Speaking of monsters—
Techno had been chosen to be today’s hunter.
Techno, personally, loved this.
Way too much, in Punz’s opinion.
Punz had already heard Karl’s screaming earlier, and Quackity’s shrieks a few moments later.
That’s what they get for be grouping-garys, Punz thought easing from his hiding spot.
He knew he was the last one standing, technically he had won, but he knew Techno didn’t care about that.
No, Techno didn’t stop till he won in his own eyes.
And that meant catching each and every one of his siblings, no matter how long it took, how far they ran, or how much effort they put into getting away.
Punz was not looking forward to his turn.
Techno could come out of nowhere, not making a single sound. Techno could pluck someone out of thin air. Techno could be the boogeyman under the bed just as easily as he could be the stoic protector.
Techno terrified the living daylights out of Punz.
Punz took a breath and pushed off from his tree, hoping to try and put more space between him and Techno. He had already doubled over a few of siblings’ trails, inadvertently selling them out.
Sorry Callahan, Punz had inwardly apologized when he heard Callahan’s single, high-pitched shriek echo over through the woods roughly half and hour ago.
He had apologized again later when Foolish had screamed so loudly the crows that were babysitting this little exercise had flown off.
“I know you’re here.”
Punz nearly gave himself away by screaming right then and there. He froze before his body instinctively took over, immediately dropping low to the ground.
Heart so loud in his ears he was sure Techno could hear it—because piglins could actually do that—he listened to Techno come closer, the piglin now deliberately making his footsteps heavier just so Punz could have the pleasure of hearing it.
“You gave me quite a chase,” Techno said mildly. “Not bad, sending me to the others. But it always comes full-circle.”
Punz didn’t dare breathe. He inched up, centimeter by centimeter, till he could finally see his brother.
Techno was unbothered, walking in a lazy circle, axe swinging against the underbrush.
Punz had one shot at this.
Techno knew he was here, but not where, for now. It was only a matter of time before Techno smelled him out. If he could just get the drop on him—
Punz worked his feet under him, preparing to brace. He held his knife in his hand, palm sweaty on the leather. Techno wasn’t too far away—
He moved.
Techno heard him immediately, but he was far too slow to stop Punz from sinking the dummy knife into Techno’s neck.
Techno recovered only a second later, and Punz yelped very Victorian-child-like as Techno hefted him up by the scruff of his neck.
“Hey, hey, hey—!” Punz kicked out, but Techno merely held him out farther, like he was an unruly racoon. “I won!”
Techno raised an eyebrow. “And?”
Punz panted. “You don’t get to say you won.”
Techno’s face was unreadable, but there was a distinct air of ‘mischief’ that was making Punz nervous. “And who is going to believe you?”
Techno wiped at the side of his neck, and the black powder dusted off instantly.
Punz blanched. “You wouldn’t.”
“I would.”
…
“I’m telling you—!”
Karl scoffed, hugging himself in defeat as he glared daggers at the back of Techno’s head. “Lying ain’t becoming, Punz.”
“There is no way you got to Techno before he got to you,” Quackity poked Punz’s arm.
“Techno, c’mon man—” Punz pled.
Techno gave him a side-eye, leading the way through the brush back towards the house. “You heard Karl.”
Punz groaned long and loud.
It was to his great disappointment that not even Ponk believed him, for literal years. And even then, Punz was never sure if Ponk finally believed him because he had figured out the truth or because of pity.
As for Techno?
That was secret he would carry to his grave.
Notes:
yes, ik Techno did Punz dirty there at the end.
I think it's hilarious.
Be safe, my darlings!
Chapter 75: Bait
Summary:
Jack is bait for his siblings.
Chapter Text
Jack hummed softly, tapping his foot on the wooden floor. His fingers danced along, hands crossed at the wrists and strung up above his head to the rafters of the little house.
“If you don’t shut up—”
Jack gave his captor a faux-scared look, though in reality he was more scared of Alyssa on a bad day.
“—and you’ll get a gag in your mouth.”
Jack huffed silently and rolled his eyes as soon the as the guy turned around, but decided to humor the man. After all, Jack wasn’t in any real danger—not with Phil’s crows keeping careful eye on Lani, Fundy, and Hannah’s first test.
Well, there were two tests Phil was grading today.
Hannah, Fundy, and Lani had to break Jack out without killing the slaver and before the slaver actually got Jack on an auction block.
Jack had to keep his mouth shut so he didn’t get himself hurt with his smart aleck comments.
Jack was still mad Phil had placed emphasis on Jack’s ability to read the room and learn when it was significantly not appropriate to antagonize people who had total power over his person.
Jack figured he had it coming, what with the last time this happened—for real, and not a test—Jack had walked out with a swollen jaw from being slapped repeatedly for snarky remarks and a broken leg that one particular retort had sent his captor over the edge.
Jack was also almost positive something had messed with the short-stick draw, because this was the fourth time this month Jack had to play bait while different teams of his siblings busted him out.
During his ventures as the ‘Dumb Blond’ (as Eryn had so dubbed whoever was bait), Jack had been smacked upside the head and knocked unconscious, had his nose broken, been locked in a cellar, tied to a chair, and now his current situation—strung to the rafters by his wrists. He hadn’t been beat up yet, like he had the second go-around, so he was taking what he could get.
Mostly. He huffed again, bored out of his mind. His three little siblings were taking their sweet time, and Jack was privately wondering if they were dragging it out to torture him to death out of boredom.
Jack let his gaze follow his bumbling captor around, wondering how in Ancient’s name this man ever managed to make it in the slave trade without screwing up royally enough to get himself lynched by an angry town.
Earlier that morning, Phil had pointed the guy out in the market and gave Jack a gentle shove, chuckling all the while as Jack gave him a face.
“He poses about as much a threat to a daisy as he does to you, now git,” Phil had said, ruffling Jack’s hair.
Jack had practically fell at the guy’s feet, pretending to trip. The guy was so bad at his job he had helped Jack up and let him go, even offering directions to the sheriff’s office before going on his merry way.
Jack had shrugged at Phil from behind the guy’s back, and Phil had made another shooing motion.
Jack had full-bodied whined, silently, throwing his head back before literally tagging along after the guy, chattering like a kid the whole time and acting completely clueless.
By the time the guy had gotten the idea, Jack was already in his house and had discovered the weapons stash and chains and rope.
Jack had to admit, the guy managed to grab him before he made it to the door, but he counted, bare minimum, twenty-four ways he could’ve broken the hold and been out the door before the guy even knew what was happened.
The guy had even deposited Jack where he was standing now and turned his back to grab the rope that now held Jack’s hands over his head.
Jack yawned. Out of experience as a captive alone, Jack could do a better job being a slaver than this guy. And Jack was five inches shorter than the average adult male and posed as much threat, without his martial arts knowledge and fire magic, as a kitten.
Jack watched the guy prepare his dinner for a while before turning his attention to the knots over his head. They weren’t bad, per say—they could probably hold a grown man for a few hours.
Jack was not a usual grown man.
His skinny fingers could pick knots faster than most of his siblings, and if that failed, his fire could melt demonic steel if he pushed his magic hard enough.
“You leave those be,” the man said, waving a knife with peanut butter on it at Jack. Jack raised an eyebrow, taking in how sad this guy’s life was.
He was making peanut butter and jelly, had no blankets on his bed, and there was no firewood anywhere to be seen. Jack was glad for the fire that burned in his chest in the cold house, but he honestly felt himself starting to feel bad for the guy.
Especially with what he saw move out of the corner of his eye in the window.
Jack couldn’t help but tsk. Phil would be taking points off for that.
Scrabbling at the door interrupted the pathetic silence and the man looked up from his sad sandwich. He sighed, and it sounded heavier than Jack would’ve guessed.
“Shush up,” the man said, glaring at Jack.
Jack bit his tongue against the quip that had so come quickly to mind, waiting patiently in silence as the man opened the door.
A fox darted in, chittering the whole way. The man stared at it with wide eyes as it darted around the kitchen, sniffling and snuffling and squeaking as it ran circles around the crummy apartment.
Jack rolled his eyes.
The kids had gone the distraction route?
“Wha—?”
Lani jumped from nowhere onto the guy’s face, the startled man yelping and staggering backwards. Hannah darted in, black cloak flaring as she hurriedly shut the door.
The pot on the windowsill with the pathetic ivy plant in it roared to life with a rush of magic and Lani kneed the man in the throat before buzzing her fluorescent wings to get out of the way just in time. Hannah’s ivy lightened around the guy’s throat, then around his wrists as he reached for it. Fundy shifted to take the guy’s knees out with a sliding side-kick, and the slaver tumbled.
A few more seconds of pressure, and his eyes rolled back in his head, body falling limp against the floor. Hannah held the hold a few seconds more to make sure he wasn’t faking it before flicking the ivy back into his pot.
“Could you guys have taken any longer?” Jack whined, yanking on the rope and wondering if he should practice unknotting it or just be lazy and burn it.
“Fundy got distracted and we had to stop for honey cakes,” Hannah rolled her eyes, flexing her shoulders as Lani swung her cloak back around her tiny shoulders.
“That was all Lani,” Fundy retorted, poking at the guy’s sandwich and wrinkling his nose, contemplating if it was worth stealing.
“You didn’t save me any?!” Jack protested, glaring at Lani. Lani, in turn, giggled and shook her head smartly, whipping her long ponytail back and forth.
Jack groaned. He was so stopping and getting his own food on the way home.
“Ya’ll gonna let me down, or—?” Jack whined some more, giving up on working himself free. Sue him, he was being lazy. His siblings were right there, ignoring his plight like the little gremlins they were.
Hannah’s eyes sharpened instantly and Jack was immediately on edge. Fundy grinned, pointy little fox teeth peeking out from behind his smile. Lani looked confused, but caught on after Hannah advanced a step, wiggling her fingers.
Safe to say, Jack’s stomach dropped to the fourth level of the Nether when he saw Lani’s wicked grin on her sweet face.
“Don’t you dare—!!”
The next sound out of his mouth was a very unmanly shriek followed by a string of bubbling laughter that had his core shaking with how he was trying to pull his knees up to protect his stomach from his siblings’ wiggling fingers. His fire magic fluttered and poofed uselessly as he struggled to pull together enough concentration to free himself.
Fundy got a spot near his ribcage that had Jack yelping like puppy and he kicked out, catching the fox in the shin. Fundy yelped himself and darted back as Jack took advantage of the only two weapons he had left and started kicking wildly.
“Alright, alright—” Phil was in the doorway, stepping over the unconscious slaver and smiling at his children.
“Get them—” Jack screeched as Lani poked him in the ribs, simultaneously holding the most innocent look Jack had ever seen, “off OF ME!!”
Phil, laughing at Jack the whole while, tugged Hannah back by the collar and picked Lani up as she reached her little arms up. Jack managed to get his fire under control long enough to burn through the rope and aim a nasty kick at Fundy’s face that the fox shifted to avoid.
Phil cussed out his youngest son as the boy climbed up his leg and side to get to his shoulder, needle claws digging into Phil’s flesh.
“Ya’ll had better get points off for your slip-up by the window,” Jack grumbled, rolling his shoulders out and wringing his fingers.
Phil only shook his head as Fundy chittered angrily and wormed his way into Phil’s hood, Lani yawning and laying her head on Phil’s shoulder. Hannah whined dramatically, flopping on Jack’s back.
Jack took the hint, however begrudgingly and with several threats and complaints and demands for repayment, hiked her up into a piggy back and followed his dad home.
…
The slaver woke several hours later to a raging headache, his throat closed up with swelling. He knew what had happened, and his stomach twisted as he sat up, flinching as the light hurt his eyes.
Light?
The fireplace was lit.
The man stared at the roaring fire, feeling its blessed heat kiss his face, and the extra wood stacked neatly next to it.
Transfixed, the man got his feet under him and nearly fell back down.
There was a pot hanging over the fire. The man could only stare at what looked and smelled like chicken soup as it simmered away, tears pricking his eyes and a deep hunger food hadn’t managed to touch in months stirred in his stomach.
His tiny house had been completely redone.
There was a place set at the table with a clean plate and bowl and silverware, fresh bread and a slice of cake under clean towels on separate dishes. There were eggs and cheese in the icebox for what he guessed was breakfast. The bed had sheets and several blankets on it, and two pillows. A change of clothes was folded over the chair, and a nightshirt was laying at the foot of the bed.
The man swallowed, feeling a few tears slip down his face.
There was a small silk bag on the table next to the cake, with a note.
Mistakes are made and accidents happen, but mercy is a sweet gift in return.
Make something better of yourself.
The man rubbed his thumb over the unfamiliar handwriting, then tipped the bag open into his palm.
Diamonds.
Glittering, beautiful diamonds, enough worth a house and horse and nice safety deposit in the bank.
The man inhaled around a throat of tears and tucked the diamonds carefully into his belt bag. He tilted his face up, letting the tears fall down his face.
He had his second chance.
And he was going to make the most of it.
Notes:
Was it Mercy herself that gave the slaver his second chance, or was it Phil?
Idk.
;]
Chapter 76: Poultry Pact
Summary:
Thanks to Sam, the siblings are sick of eating unseasoned chicken.
Wilbur has an idea on how to bring variety back to dinner time.
Notes:
This was written by one of my ghort writers, DinoNuggies99, who's a bit shy posting her own stuff, so this a bit of practice. I've edited it a bit to smooth it in with the storyline, but most of it was hers!
Enjoy!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Connor was sick of eating unseasoned chicken.
Sam was going through a mayo phase for some odd reason, and since Phil and Kristin were out on an anniversary trip, he was the head chef. Techno refused to cook, Wilbur and Dream couldn’t be trusted, and nobody wanted to rely on Schlatt and Minx for food.
Which meant a lot of rather bizarre ‘cooking’—if it could even be called that anymore.
Puffy had tried to get Sam to stop, but she was busy with the laundry and parenting and other chores that her siblings often ignored, so Sam was left to his own devices.
The creeper hybrid continued making his chicken and mayo dinners for the whole house.
So when Wilbur pulled Connor into the avians’ treehouse at dinner time, rattling a bag of candy, Connor went along, absolutely no questions asked.
Quackity, Tommy, and Tubbo were already gathered, the trio sitting around the crate that functioned as a table.
Wilbur dumped the candy out, the bright colors looking heavenly to Connor’s empty stomach. “Take as much as you want, but keep your ears open. I’ve got a plan to get us out of all these crummy dinners.”
Connor looked at Wilbur with wide eyes for a split second, not realizing that his avian brothers had already started nabbing candy. He scrambled to grab a few pieces as Wilbur began detailing his scheme.
“We’re all avians here, right?” It was a rhetorical question, to which Tubbo nodded anyway. “Avians are bird hybrids, yes? And chickens are birds.”
Quackity laughed a little at Wilbur’s line of reasoning, cheek full of chocolate. “Are you saying eating chicken is cannibalism? Because that’s what I think you’re saying.”
Wilbur smiled devilishly. “That’s exactly what I’m saying.”
Tubbo interrupted, eyes wide with horror and mouth full of candy. “Does this mean we’re cannibals?” he asked, sounding fearful.
Wilbur ruffled the little avian’s hair. “‘Course not. It’s not actually cannibalism—none of us are chicken hybrids, and hybrids are a complicated topic. But we can claim that it feels like cannibalism to eat chicken. That’ll make Sam cook something else for dinner, won’t it?”
Tommy laughed, a couple morsels of peppermint spewing across the table. “Do you think that’ll work? He’s gonna call our bluff instantly. And what about when Dadza gets home?”
“Patience, Tommy,” Wilbur began, holding his hand out. “That’s why I have all of us together. We’re an eighth of the family; Sam can’t ignore all of us at once. It may not get him to stop cooking chicken, but at least he’ll have to make something else for us. As for when Dadza gets home, well, he’ll get a good laugh out of it.”
Quackity nodded thoughtfully. “D’you have a backup dinner for tonight? Ain’t no way Sam’s gonna whip something up on short notice.”
Wilbur grinned. “Bad made us muffins. He’s in on the plan—thinks we can convince Sam to cut it out.”
Quackity put a hand over his heart in a mock pledge. “You have my loyalty; anything for Bad’s muffins. I’d eat dirt at this point.”
Wilbur looked around the crate table at his brothers. “Connor? Tommy? Tubbo?”
Tommy grinned. “Chaos means I’m in, and if I’m in then Big T is too, right?”
Tubbo nodded, not offended that Tommy had spoken for him at all.
Everyone turned to face Connor, who smiled sheepishly. “Sure, why not?”
…
Ten minutes later, the five avians entered the family home, fashionably late for supper. “Where have you been?” Sam asked, not particularly worried (he hadn’t heard anything explode), but curious nonetheless. Around him, the Minecraft siblings were sitting at the family’s long table, eating his mass-produced dinner with various degrees of disgust.
“Sam, we’ve been talking,” Tubbo began, anxiously looking to Wilbur for guidance. Sam raised an eyebrow.
“We’ve got a moral op-oppos-opposition to eating chicken.” Connor stuttered through the words, more nervously than he cared to admit.
“As avians, we share many characteristics of birds,” Tommy continued, practically giggling through his words.
“It feels wrong to eat our animal brethren.” Quackity completed the rehearsed presentation, a smile slipping across his face.
Minx and Schlatt exchanged glances, Eret shook his head, Ant coughed, and Techno turned the page in his book.
Sam sighed. “So, what you’re saying is—"
“We believe it’s cannibalism to eat chicken,” Wilbur interrupted, finishing Sam’s sentence.
Aimsey looked up in confusion, Fundy snorted, and Drista rolled her eyes. Niki chewed on a piece of chicken, watching the interaction, and Karl giggled.
“We understand that you may not have prepared food tonight that takes our dietary restrictions into account, and we are prepared to feed ourselves tonight, but in the future the five of us would like dinner that we can eat without a moral dilemma.”
From behind Sam at the table, Bad and Skeppy gave the avians a thumbs-up. Skeppy had muffin on his face already and Foolish was giving him an annoyed look.
Sam rolled his eyes, but he nodded. “Fine. Tomorrow I’ll make beef stew. Happy?”
Wilbur nodded. “That will be satisfactory. Thank you for respecting our convictions.”
Sitting at the table, Dream coughed into his fingerless glove. “Bull—"
“LANGUAGE!” Bad cried indignantly, instantly dropping his cheery smile.
Half the family laughed, the tension broken. The five avians excused themselves to their rooms, citing “an inability to watch the bodies of their brethren consumed by their family,” and headed upstairs. Bad and Skeppy left the table a moment later, finished with their food, and met the five in Wilbur and Techno’s room.
“Your reward,” Bad laughed, handing the avians a tray of still-warm muffins.
Connor was suddenly very glad he’d gone through with the plan.
Wilbur took an extra muffin, waving a careless hand at Skeppy’s immediate protests. “Techno’s gonna demand a tax because I used our room.”
“What do we do when Dadza gets back?” Tubbo asked, mouth full of muffin.
“The truth. Sam’s reaction will be priceless.” Quackity laughed a little at his own words.
…
Three days later, Phil and Kristin returned from their trip.
Connor, and his four avian brothers, waited patiently, conveniently, in the backyard.
“What do you mean that’s not a normal thing for avians!?” Sam exclaimed. The five avians could hear their brother talking to Phil on the parental deck from their place in the yard.
Phil chuckled and waved over his avian sons from his place on the deck, Kristin patiently explaining away.
Wilbur and Quackity laughed as they flew up, Tommy, Tubbo, and Connor in tow.
“Hello, Dadza,” Tommy said confidently, a smile lining his face.
“Did you five convince Sam that avians eating poultry was cannibalism?” Phil asked, immediately sensing that none of the boys were serious. The elder two avians were laughing, Tommy had a grin a mile wide, and Tubbo and Connor refused to make eye contact with their father.
Quackity was the first to respond. “Yep!” He replied, not a hint of shame across his face. “Wilbur and I were sick of eating flavorless chicken every night because someone wanted to eat everything with mayo, so we thought we’d convince him to cook something else if we told him we wouldn’t eat chicken for moral reasons.”
Phil broke out laughing, tears forming in the corners of his eyes. “I should be mad, but I can’t argue with your logic. As long as you aren’t serious and have no problems eating your mother’s chicken pot pies tonight, I won’t get on you. Don’t do it again, though; there are better ways of voicing a complaint.”
The five avians nodded seriously, though Quackity was giving Sam a warning look.
“Gotcha, Dadza,” Wilbur began. “But do us a favor and don’t tell the siblings that it was a joke. I want to see them react to us eating supper, no problem.”
He grinned evilly, Phil only shaking his head.
Notes:
Have a good day, darlings!
Chapter 77: Love as Old as Time
Summary:
Phil and Kristin were married.
This fact often sailed right over their children's heads.
It was quite funny when it did.
Notes:
I said I wouldn't do another one of these chapters but we already know I'm a liar.
This is set over the course of years. I just put it at the end bcs I'm lazy.
Be warned. There is kissing and making out.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Phil watched Kristin from the island counter, hand resting on his chin with a dopey smile on his face. Kristin moved around the kitchen, paying him no mind as she made a triple batch of cookies to hopefully freeze away for winter before the kids ate them all.
Phil was supposed to be helping, packing the cookies away in special baggies so they wouldn’t get freezer burnt in the cellar.
Instead, he was admiring his wife.
His wife.
All of the kids—mostly, Phil thought, there might be one or two upstairs—were outside working through drills meant to teach the kids how to fight against a creeper. Sam, if the shouts and screams and small explosions coming through the cracked window were any indication, was having the time of his life.
So was Phil.
Phil couldn’t remember the last time he and Kristin had had any time with just the two of them, outside of going to bed at night. Even then, more of then than not, some of the younger kids found their way to his bed to snuggle between their parents.
Phil didn’t mind, he really didn’t—he was a father and he loved that title and everything that came with it—but he wished he could make more time alone for him and his wife.
He blinked, then tilted his head.
He—
He and his wife—
Were—alone.
By the Ancients they were alone.
Well, if Fate insisted—
Kristin yelped as Phil grabbed her from behind, whipping her around and bracketing her against the counter with his arms. She blinked up at him, confused, a whisk in one hand and the recipe in the other.
“Hi,” he said, smiling mischievously.
“Uh, hi—” Kristin said, noting how Phil was smoothing things out of the way on the counter behind her to make room. For what, she didn’t kno—yeah, no she knew, what with that look on Phil’s face.
“Hello,” Phil said again, getting fed up with a box that wouldn’t slide and just shoving it onto the ground.
Kristin watched it go with a raised eyebrow. “That was your lunch.”
Phil grinned, wings poofing up and mantling to his shoulders. “I think I found something better.”
Kristin had half a second to try and figure out what Phil meant by that before she was shrieking out a short squeal as Phil lifted her up and plopped her down on to the counter.
“Seriously?” she asked, rolling her eyes as Phil settled his hands on her waist, rubbing circles with his thumbs over her hip bones.
Phil’s grin just widened and leaned in for a kiss.
…
“Sam’s having way too much fun out there,” Billzo peaked his head over the windowsill as he watched Sam tilt his head to the sky and laugh like a maniac, the ground around him littered with potholes, evidence of his handiwork.
“That’s why we’re in here,” Quackity said, sprawled out on the Dream Team’s bed. “We do not participate in exercises involving Sam’s favorite method of attack. We like living.”
“Tommy doesn’t seem to,” Billzo said, watching Tommy launch himself from the sky to try and knock Sam down.
Another explosion rocked the house and Tommy tumbled to the ground, a few feet off his mark into Kristin’s azalea bushes. He popped up half a second later, two flowers stuck in his hair and one in his ear, feathers ruffled to the Nether and back.
“I’m fine!” he yelled, loud enough for Billzo to hear, before falling backwards back into the bush.
“I think they’re calling it good there,” Billzo remarked, Techno walking from the barn where he had been referring the absolute massacre of his younger siblings.
“Quick!” Quackity grabbed Billzo by the back of his shirt, dragging him out the door and towards the stairs. “We need to find a bush or something to crawl out of so Techno thinks we were present for the exercise or he’s gonna make us run laps.”
Billzo didn’t say anything, already trying to catch his breath as Quackity finally ran out of patience. The avian picked him up and spread his wings, gliding down the stairs. They landed with a quiet tumble at the bottom and darted for the kitchen to slip out the back door.
Quackity stopped on a dime, Billzo slamming into him.
“What’re you—”
Quackity slammed a hand over Billzo’s mouth, eyes wide and wings instantly flattening to his back. Billzo struggled, then stopped dead at the scene in the kitchen.
Phil had Kristin on the counter, Kristin’s arms wrapped around Phil’s shoulders, the two—
Billzo gagged behind the hand on his mouth. He couldn’t help it, legs dead weight as Quackity forced the both of them back to the living room.
Both of them crashed out the front door, tripping down the porch stairs and landing in a heap—
Right at Techno’s feet.
“And where were you?” he asked, monotone as always, arms crossed.
Quackity shot to his feet, lurching forward and grabbing Techno’s shirt in a death-grip, face pale. His wings flapped to try and support his weight, and a few of the golden feathers fell out.
“Please—” he begged, Techno raising an eyebrow as more feathers started flying. “Don’t make me go back in there! I’ll run laps, do squats, pushups—anything!! Just please, please, please—”
He dissolved into hysterics and Techno craned his neck to look around Quackity at Billzo, the skeleton-hybrid curled up in the fetal position, eyes wide, rolling back and forth in the grass.
“What stressed Quackity out to the point of molting?” Eret asked, limping up as the rest of the siblings gathered around, curious as to why two of their own were reduced to literal tears.
“Billzo looks as though he’s been the one getting flung halfway across the yard,” Fundy said, just a bit bitter.
Minx gave both of them a disgusted look, heading inside to probably get first-dibs on a shower.
“Don’t!” Quackity shrieked, going ash-white, holding a desperately-imploring hand out towards her.
Minx flipped him off, walking into the house, only to walk right back out a second later. Face blanker than a slab of marble, she raised one finger, opened her mouth—and immediately gave up and started toward the back of the house.
“Yeah that settles it,” Eryn said, shaking some soot off his right wing. “If Minx isn’t going in there, neither am I. I don’t need to know what they saw.”
“Me either,” Drista said, jogging to catch up with Minx, Alyssa right behind her.
Techno let Quackity drop and headed up the porch stairs.
“Techno—” Wilbur hissed, wings fluffing nervously as Quackity full-on started to cry. “Whatever’s in there terrified Minx into speechlessness and you’re going in there?!”
Techno gave him a side-eye. “I kinda wanna make sure our parents are alive?”
They were alive alright, and Techno never regretted a decision more for the rest of his life.
~~~
“Phillll—” Kristin laughed as she was dragged, half-jogging, through the village market. “What’re you doing?”
Phil shot her a grin. “We have two minutes before the kids realize we’re gone. We have four to find a good hiding spot.”
Kristin’s eyes widened and all of sudden she was sharing his grin. She let him lead her along, keeping her head down and trying not to giggle like a schoolgirl that was about to skip class to go make-out under the bleachers.
Which was pretty much what her and Phil were doing.
He yanked her sideways, almost sending her stumbling, but he caught her with a strong arm and whirled her around. Her back collided with a wall, and her head would’ve snapped against the hard brick if Phil’s hand hadn’t cradled her neck and the back of her head a second before.
The other hand grabbed both her wrists and yanked them above her head, pinning them to the wall.
Kristin’s eyes went wide and Phil smiled devilishly. His wings came up and around, framing her in darkness, green eyes glinting in a way that was all too familiar at this point.
She couldn’t help but chuckle at the look. “Someone’s feeling brave.”
He hummed, bending over a little to press his lips to her neck. “With beauty like yours?” he whispered, “how could I not?”
She made a noncommittal sound, turning her face up in signal for a kiss. He obliged, and he let her go to hold her waist. Her arms fell around his shoulders, tangling her fingers in his short hair, and she let him do all the work as she relaxed into the tender kiss.
It had been a long time since they were stupid teenagers chasing each other around the gardens, but the fun was still the same.
…
Tommy and Drista clung to each other in the back of the alley, eyes wide and hands clasped over each other’s mouth. They hid behind the tipped-over stack of boxes, praying to every Ancient they could name they weren’t discovered.
They knew their parents were in the front of the alley, had thought the two adults had laid chase when Tommy and Drista had taken off running from the group—but they had been so, so wrong.
Drista had nearly screamed when Phil had pinned Kristin, and was now white as a sheet. Tommy was staring straight ahead, breath puffing loudly over Drista’s hands.
They both had the same thought running through their heads.
How long are we gonna be stuck here?
…
“What happened to you two?” Charlie asked, reaching to ruffle Tommy’s hair as he ran up, paler than a new moon. Drista was right behind him, muttering incomprehensible words under her breath.
“You don’t want to know,” Tommy said, hiccupping and swallowing at the same time.
“Old people—” Drista murmured, clinging to Tommy’s shoulder like it was her baby-blanket. “Old people shouldn’t be kissing—”
“Ohhh—” Puffy laughed a little as she figured it out. “So that’s where Mum and Dad are.”
Tommy jerked at that, suddenly springing to life. “They were in there—for an hour!!”
“Tommy—”
“An hour!!”
“Tommy, chill—”
“An hour, Techno!!”
“Tommy—”
“Do you know what old people do in their spare time!? Because I do now!!”
~~~
Kristin sighed as she sipped the drink. It wasn’t anything alcoholic, because of the kids, but rather some fruity knockoff that was honestly too sweet. She didn’t want to order anything else though. Too much work and—social interaction. She was practically burnt out at this point. She wasn’t near young enough to be pulling these all-nighters with her husband anymore.
Kristin let the girly smile touch her lips. Phil had insisted on this—a night with just them, out on the town. There was some festival roaring full-bore around them, dancers in brightly colored skirts and young men drinking their paychecks for the month away.
Phil had vanished a few minutes ago to see if another vendor around the corner had something better to drink, and Kristin had turned down his offer to go with him in lieu of resting her aching feet. The tall heels that brought her at least closer to Phil’s height were killing her.
“Well, aren’t you gorgeous—”
A hand ghosted along her shoulder and Kristin only raised an eyebrow, taking another sip of her drink. The owner of the hand took that as his signal to push it a little farther, letting his grimy fingers slither down her back to settle in the dip of her waist.
Kristin made a mental note to burn this dress when they got home.
“What’s a pretty thing like you doing out here all by yourself?” the voice was closer—she could feel hot breath heavy with alcohol waft across her ear and neck.
Kristin shrugged, not looking at the unfortunate soul that had chosen the wrong lamb to prey upon. She didn’t want to have a face to remember when tonight was over.
“Aw come on—don’t play so shy—”
A hand slammed on the counter between them. Kristin didn’t react as Phil forcefully turned her around, probably a little harder than he needed to, and pulled her into a deep kiss she had no choice but to accept. His right hand closed around the back of her neck, keeping her in place.
“Hey man—!”
Phil’s left hand lunged up, closing around the man’s throat. The man clawed and gasped, trying to get a breath, but Phil ignored him for tilting his beloved’s head to get a better angle. Nobody seemed bothered with the antics, and to be honest, Kristin wasn’t either. The man’s gurgled chokes were distracting though, and she wished he would just pass out already.
When the man finally stopped struggling, Phil let him drop with a careless air and brought his now-free hand up wrap around his wife’s shoulders.
Kristin was the one to pull away with a gasp when she finally ran out of breath, giving Phil a half-hearted dirty look. “That’s how it is, then, huh?”
Phil’s eyes lit up with a feral light. “Maybe.”
Kristin sniffed. “A bit rough, for a lady such as myself—”
Phil didn’t even let her finish the sentence before he was kissing her again.
…
“We’re gonna be grounded for a year,” Wilbur tugged on Schlatt’s cloak, whispering harshly.
“Naw—” Schlatt said. “Nobody will even know we’re gone.”
“Techno does.”
“Techno’s not a dirty little snitch, unlike some people—”
“If I was getting in trouble for putting toothpaste in the cupcakes, then so were you. It was your idea!”
“Tut tut,” Schlatt brushed off imaginary dirt from his sleeve. “Details.”
Wilbur snorted and opened his mouth to make some remark, then his eyes widened to the size of dinner plates and he ducked behind a stack of boxes someone had shoddily dressed up as some two-bit Ancient.
Schlatt regarded him with an air of disgust. “What are you doing?”
Wilbur had both hands clapped over his mouth and he only shook his head slowly before tossing his head to point the way they were going. Schlatt frowned, then followed Wilbur’s direction.
His stomach about fell to the lowest district of the Nether and he jumped in after Wilbur.
Wilbur made a ‘see’ sound, and Schlatt only spluttered. “Dad—Mum—sheeeesshh—”
“Uh huh,” Wilbur croaked. “That’s one word for it.”
“Let’s go home?”
“Most definitely.”
…
“Where were you two?” Sam asked as Wilbur and Schlatt crawled in through his window. Sam never snitched—unless there was blood or unconsciousness involved—making his room the gateway for sneaking out. He held a finger to his mouth, nodding to Ponk, Punz, Purpled, and Foolish, all already asleep. Sam was propped up in his bed, using his night-vision to read in the dark.
“You don’t want to know,” Wilbur said, trying to catch his breath without gasping dramatically for air. The last person that woke Ponk for something other than a nightmare lost their hair. Quackity was still holding a grudge.
“Seriously, Sam.” Schlatt refused to meet his brother’s eyes, ripping his cloak off so he could breathe easier. “Don’t ask, cuz you don’t wanna know.”
Sam squinted his eyes suspicious. “Anyone die?”
“My innocence did.”
“You never had any. Anyone get hurt?”
“My ego’s a bit bruised, knowing I’ll never get game like—”
“Schlatt!!” Wilbur clapped a hand over Schlatt’s mouth before he could finish that vile sentence, and he gave Sam an uneasy chuckle. “Nothing, Sam. Nothing at all.”
Sam snorted. “Get out of my room.”
Schlatt and Wilbur were happy to oblige, nearly tripping over themselves.
“Where are you going?” Schlatt whispered hoarsely when Wilbur skipped his bedroom.
“Techno doesn’t need to know of our little adventure,” Wilbur said, kicking his shoes off into the pile in the hallway. “Tommy and Tubbo aren’t gonna notice or care if I join them.”
“Tommy and Tubbo are in my bed right now.”
Wilbur would have screamed the whole house awake if Schlatt hadn’t grabbed Wilbur a split-second before he screamed in fear and shock.
Techno was standing in the hallway in his pjs, arms crossed and frowning.
“Hiiiii, Techno—” Wilbur said when Schlatt let him go. “We were—”
Schlatt was gone.
Wilbur whipped around, but Schlatt had managed to vanish in under a second.
A heavy hand landed on Wilbur’s shoulder.
“They were looking for you,” Techno said, and there was a supreme air of disappointment radiating off me. A gentle shove, and Wilbur was shuffling into their bedroom to scoop up Tommy. They were too big for him to hold both at one time now, but Techno deposited Tubbo as soon as Wilbur laid down. Both snuggled down, and Wilbur had never wished more in his life that he hadn’t snuck out.
And as for his brain—
Well, it decided to punish him for his foolish decisions by putting him in a looping dream wherein he re-went through the scene of seeing his parents making out in a cheap bar over and over again for the rest of the night.
Wilbur and Schlatt didn’t sneak out for almost a year.
~~~
The kids never really got used to Phil and Kristin being an item. Sure, they knew they were married, and they were “dad” and “mom,” but they never really accepted the fact that married couples actually showed affection on a regular basis.
Phil’s daily kiss on his wife’s cheek before he left for work or chores was met with “ews!” and gags, handholding was opening mocked (during which Phil would smugly remind every last one of his children that he had actually managed to get a wife, whereas all of his children were distinctly single), and snuggling on the couch before the open fire was sniffed at.
And one would have thought someone had personally offended Bad, his entire extended his family, his dog, his dog’s family, and his collection of stuffed muffin pillows with the way he reacted to Phil lightly tapping Kristin on the backside on his way through the kitchen.
Phil thought these displays of disgust were hilarious and often went out of his way to give his wife a peck on the cheek or play with her hair, and he definitely took the time to make sure Bad was in the room the next time Kristin had her back to him.
But there was one kid that was never, ever affected by any display of marital affection.
Ever.
That one kid was Callahan.
Callahan had a laundry list of things he had walked in on, witnessed, and knew about. Each of which he relayed to his siblings with a calm, dignified air that had them retching and running for the bathroom or staring with wide, horrified eyes.
His first ‘sight to behold’ was his parents actively making out on the couch when they thought everyone had gone to bed that night. Callahan had gone downstairs for water, paused in the living room doorway, and had gone right back upstairs.
Eret had gagged so hard at the detail Callahan had delivered (with a straight face) that Charlie, whose own gag reflex was ridiculously bad, actually threw up.
Callahan also had the privilege of walking in on Kristin backing her husband in a corner in the infirmary when all the other kids were supposed to be on a trail ride—Callahan had stayed behind because of a headache. He had come in with just enough time to see his mother pull Phil in by both the belt and shirt collar for a kiss. Phil had tolerated her being the lead for approximately .04 seconds before picking her up, almost effortlessly, and tossing her on one of the infirmary beds. Callahan had left right then and there.
Techno hadn’t been able to meet either of his parents’ eyes for a week. Oddly enough, nobody got hurt for the longest stint in that family’s history—a solid month, wherein Minx lost by getting a tree in her eye and even then she actively fought getting dragged into the infirmary, blood streaming from her face.
It didn’t stop there either.
Callahan was so light on his feet naturally that he had stumbled in upon mulitple make-out sessions, hugs from behind, slow dances, and various other intimate acts that were best done in private. His siblings quickly learned and memorized his ‘I have a story’ face and the stronger-stomached ones would fetch the weaker-stomached babies (usually Charlie, Dream, Schlatt, Quackity, Tubbo, and Punz) and watch with glee as Callahan, deadpanned to the Nether and back, retold his sightings.
The kids tried to keep this a secret from their parents, so of course Phil and Kristin found out.
Interestingly enough, the kids weren’t the only gremlins in that house.
Phil and Kristin started ‘tracking’ Callahan’s magic in the house and would purposefully set up ‘scenes’ for their children’s later enjoyment. Some of those scenes included, but were not limited to:
• Phil cheekily wiping flour for Christmas cookies across Kristin’s lips one winter day, then kissing her smack on the mouth
• Kristin shoving the both of them in the hallway closet for a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven
• Phil jokingly spinning an empty bottle on the counter, then totally just grabbing it and pointing it at his wife. When she only raised an eyebrow, and made no move to walk around the counter, Phil had used his wings to get on the counter, then launched himself at her. Both had crashed to the ground, dissolving into a fit of lovesick giggles
Among others, all of which Callahan relayed to his siblings. When asked, years and years and years later, by his siblings, what he missed about their younger years—Callahan only smiled.
Notes:
None of this is to be taken as overly sexual. Just a few kisses here and there.
Be safe my darlings!
Chapter 78: Moving
Summary:
Phil moves his family.
For the 167th time.
It's also the last time, but none of his kids need to know that.
Notes:
Guess who's aliiivvveeee!!
Guess who got higher than 90s on all of her exammmmmss!!
GUESS WHO CLASSIFIES AS A SENIOR!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyway-
I bring you a surprise, my darlings, an earlier one than planned. Some of you know this, because you're either in my discord...
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or you've been asking where I've been but here we are!
A whopping 23000 thousand word chapter of nothing but fluff and family shenagins (and maaayybbee a littttllee bit of foreshadowing at the end) as Phil tries to keep his family alive when moving them across country!! I wrote this in case ya'll needed a long story to put yourself to sleep, have a hard time eating and need a story to distract yourself so you can actually get a proper meal in (tv shows work too), or if you just wanted a comfort chapter.
Ya'll are welcome, and I, for one, am proud of myself.
Enjoy
*leaves with a cape flourish and a smart turn on the heel*
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“This is a bad idea,” Aimsey announced with graceful finality, perched on Wilbur’s shoulder with a firm grip on the arch of Wilbur’s wing.
“Why are we moving again?” Eryn whined, dragging on Tommy’s right wing, Tubbo dragging off Eryn like a dead body. It was too early for this, they all readily agreed.
“Dadza’s got a house from when we were kids,” Eret said, pushing his black-out sunglasses up his nose, carefully supervising the chaos that was unfolding in the dim morning chill around him. “At the time it was too big for us, but now—”
“After Dadza’s quite successfully adopted half of this Kingdom—” Minx rolled her eyes, mounting her horse, checking her packs to make sure they were secured. Most of her possessions were in that bag.
“It might actually be too small now,” Wilbur said, setting Aimsey back on the ground and stretching his back out. “We’ll all definitely be sharing rooms with someone.”
“Nothing new there,” Tina yawned, fairy wings flaring as she stretched. The sun was just barely touching the trees, new light spreading over the field. Phil had wanted an early start to beat the crowds that would be at the portal.
The Nether portal.
Despite all the danger of the Underworld, the quick travel via portals was temptation enough to drive travelers and traders by the hoards.
Phil wanted his hoard through that portal and on the road before most people even thought about leaving.
“We’ve never Nether-traveled before, right?” Tubbo asked Techno, hoisting his backpack farther up his shoulders.
“We might of once or twice,” Techno said, lashing the last of the ropes on one of the six wagons designated for furniture. “I think Phil stopped after Skeps. George and Sapnap didn’t take well to the Nether anyway, especially as kids.”
“Think they’re going to be okay now?” Eret asked, helping Aimsey up behind Minx in her saddle.
Techno shot the two in question a glance. Sapnap seemed fine as he chased Charlie around, the blaze’s headband held tightly in the slime’s fist—Sapnap just didn’t remember most of his little adventure in the Nether. George was antsy, hopping from one foot to the other and hugging himself, but Puffy was over there, so he should be fine.
Techno still remembered the day Phil had brought the two home. Sapnap had been brained pretty badly—he had been loopy for days. When he came out of it, he remembered nothing but heat and pig squeals and he didn’t like people next to his face. George, however, had been plagued with nightmares for years. He had hated being touched and cried at the slightest disturbance. Kristin figured he had damaged his sinuses he had cried so much and that was why he got sick so often now.
Techno still remembered the haunted look that had followed George for months—like ghosts were living in his eyes, like he had held a world behind his irises. Eventually, the ghosts had faded, the world had slipped away—but there had always been something about George that had continued to haunt Techno.
The emptiness left behind had been the most of it.
…
“We got everything?” Phil asked for the fifteenth time, pulling himself up onto the wagon seat, Drista and Lani cramming themselves next to him.
“Yep!” Kristin called, taking her own place at the head of the caravan, Fundy and Alyssa scrambling after her. All together, they made a solid ten-wagon procession, not counting the older kids on their horses designated to guard and act as scouts.
“Techno—how’s that headcount?” Phil called out, not actually seeing his eldest son. Techno’s horse pulled up around the wagon, Techno expertly pulling at the reigns as Carl danced in place, eager to go.
Techno shrugged, shooting a glance over the heads of his siblings. “Either we got em all or we don’t.”
“Techno—”
“Yeah, yeah—we got em all.” Techno rolled his eyes, kicking his horse to join his mother at the front. Ranboo yelped, hanging on for dear life, almost losing his mask as Techno’s arm shot back to keep the Ender on the saddle.
Phil breathed a slight sigh of relief, taking one last look at the house they were leaving. This one had been, by far, his favorite, but he needed to get the kids moved.
They needed to be at that house before Karl—
Phil shook his head, trying not to think about it. He glanced over—Karl was with Quackity, per the usual, head resting on the avian’s shoulder, slumped already in sleep. The book the kid had started writing everything down in was attached in an odd little purse to his side, and Phil’s heart panged to see it.
It didn’t matter what Karl wrote down—not when everything in his head was already twisted to serve the purpose Phil needed him for.
Phil sighed heavily, smiling a little as Drista and Lani started up a conversation on what was better for attacking people with (forks or bees) and clicked the reigns.
The worry knitted at his stomach, adding to the sizeable sweater of an ulcer he had been nursing for decades, but he pushed it down.
Not now.
…
“This is going to be awesome!!” Purpled shrieked from the ‘kid bus’—a whole wagon Phil had designated for the younger kids to take turns riding and napping in when they weren’t riding with their older siblings. It was filled with plenty of blankets and pillows and had a whole supply of fresh water just for them. The entire thing was practically dripping in enchantments and basically indestructible.
Wilbur and Dream had been glad to test it out, but hadn’t even left a scratch.
“I wanna ride with Wilbuuurrr—” Tommy whined, hanging out the back, coughing on a mouthful of dust the wheels were kicking up.
Foolish laughed at Tommy as Wilbur cantered past, pointing and sticking his tongue out.
Tommy shrieked indignantly, feathers flaring as he shot a few choice words in Foolish’s general direction. He ‘missed,’ and Bad started yelling at him.
“At least we’re not riding with Dream,” Tubbo pointed out, nodding at their older brother.
“Why Dadza keeps letting him ride with George is beyond my comprehension,” Hannah muttered, watching as Dream took great pleasure in taking off at breakneck speed only to stop on a dime several times over, Dream’s hot-head thoroughbred putting up with it like a champ. George, however—
“Many things are,” Callahan, the designated ‘kid bus’ babysitter, said in his quiet tone, only to laugh as Hannah dove for him.
“Ya’ll better quit whining back there,” Velvet warned from the driver’s seat, Ant turning to grin.
“This is gonna be Nether,” Charlie whined, flopping on his stomach in a pile of stuffies.
“Good thing that’s where we’re going then,” Jack grinned as the light of the portal came into view.
…
Dream felt George stiffen as the portal’s glow reached their eyes. It was surrounded, guarded—they would have to go through security first—but seeing as they were here at an un-Anciently time in the morning, they’d be through pretty quickly. Even with all forty-plus of them.
“Relax, Georgie—” Dream reached his arm back and awkwardly patted George on the back. “No nasty piggies are going to hurt you.”
George didn’t say anything, but hid his face in the back of Dream’s hoodie, skinny arms wrapping tightly around Dream’s middle.
Dream chuckled, trying to lighten the mood. “How is it Sapnap remains totally unaffected and you’re over here like we’re dragging you to the guillotine?”
“Because Sapnap has the emotional range of a teaspoon!” Sapnap exclaimed proudly, grinning like the dunce he was. Tina just rolled her eyes at his stupidity.
Dream knew George was smiling, and patted his back again before sitting up straighter in the saddle. They had to act somewhat normal for the portal guards.
…
‘Somewhat normal’ dissolved into ‘utter chaos’ in under twenty minutes. Phil was honestly surprised it lasted that long.
Everything was going pretty well until one of the portal agents opened the kid bus and approximately ten to fifteen or so kids piled out, having planned to scare the poor man.
Phil then had to supply the agents with each and every one of his kids’ passports and birth certificates.
“Would’ve been easier to say we were slavers,” Minx grumbled, standing obstinately as close to the portal as she could. She had refused to be patted down, by either a man or a woman, and literally hissed at the smart aleck who had gotten too close. Kristin had eventually done it with a lady agent supervising, Minx glowering the whole while.
“Probably,” Sam said, ignoring Connor hanging off his arm. “Shame.”
“How does one man have this many children?” one of the agents mumbled as he walked past, checking through his stack of paperwork as Phil put all the passports and certificates away.
“Hoarding issues,” Bad muttered under his breath, hauling himself back onto his horse as they were finally given the go-ahead.
One by one, the swirly purple swallowed them whole.
…
“It’s a lot hotter than I thought it’d be,” Puffy remarked as the caravan made its way slowly down the well-beaten path. They’d only been here for a few hours, and already her fluffy hair was soaked through.
“There’s a literal sea of lava on our right,” Ponk pointed out dryly. “What were you expecting?”
Puffy stuck her tongue out, then quickly put it back when the moisture evaporated instantly.
“How’s it going in there?” Skeppy pulled his horse up next to the kid bus, Callahan taking his turn driving while Velvet played babysitter.
“Pretty good,” Callahan answered, peering back. “Most of ‘em fell asleep an hour in when the terrain didn’t change. Apparently the Nether’s more boring than they thought it’d be.”
Ponk snorted. “Oddly enough, red rock isn’t all that interesting.”
“We still have everyone?” Michael asked, pulling up beside Skeppy.
“Should,” Callahan yawned. “The kids are crazy, but not stupid. They know what happens if they wander off.”
“We got a problem,” Skeppy suddenly said, eyes flickering blue as he reached for his magic. He nodded forward, down the path.
Another caravan was coming their way, and if the squeals and grunts were anything to go by—they weren’t friendly.
…
Phil knew something was wrong before the caravan came to a halt. He had felt the prickles on his skin long before he heard the noisy cacophony that he knew all too well to be a piglin band.
“Stay here,” he ordered at Schlatt and Wilbur, jumping down from the wagon as Drista and Lani crawled up after their older brothers. “Anyone comes up behind us—kill em.”
Phil didn’t wait for an answer before striding forward. His heart pinged with just a little bit of pride at his older kids—they were evenly stationed around the wagons, weapons drawn but in an almost careless manner. Just enough of a show of power to keep the piglins from attacking right away, to hold them off so Phil could bargain.
Techno was beside his mother, his own axe held in a more threatening manner—piglin blood bristling at the challengers. Ranboo was hiding behind Techno, eyes wide at the threat.
“Greetings!” Phil called out, giving a small nod to his wife before heading towards the piglin hoard. “Can we help you?”
An elder, if his massive tusks and elaborate armor were anything to go by, stepped forward. His beady eyes made Phil’s skin crawl, especially as they dragged over Ranboo before resting on Phil.
“We demand toll,” the elder finally said in rough piglin—Phil exceptionally glad he had kept up with the language in an attempt to let Techno have some of his culture. “The Overworld has no right to our roads.”
Phil didn’t deem it necessary to say that Overworldians had built the very roads the piglins were standing on, and that Overworldians were actually very respectful of the terrain and had done everything possible to be reverent to the piglins’ claim on the Nether—a claim that didn’t extend to every knob and hill in the first place.
“How much?” Phil asked. “I suspect gold bars are your choice of trade?”
The piglin snorted and shook his head. “No. Slaves.”
Techno stiffened and Phil felt Kristin’s magic flare. He held a hand up, holding his wife and son back, though his own gut was churning with bitter anger.
“My children aren’t for sale,” Phil said carefully.
The elder snorted. “The toll remains.”
“Not with my kids,” Phil challenged, hand going to his sword. “You know of hoards. Mine just happens to be breathing.”
The elder growled, and his soldiers exchanged several grumbles and grunts. Ranboo’s hand went to his knife, and Kristin’s magic grew ready to strike.
“The toll remains.”
Phil moved to draw his sword—but Techno spoke first.
“Maybe you didn’t hear the man—” hooves hit the ground, Techno’s voice going a pitch rougher as he spoke his native tongue. Techno brushed past his father to tower over the piglin elder. Techno may have only been half-piglin, but in Full form he was a solid three inches taller than the elder, and beefier than he had any right to be. Though Phil had never met Techno’s bio-mom, she definitely had to have been a Brute.
“—but we aren’t tradable.”
The elder didn’t say anything, but glared. Techno’s gleaming red eyes outdid him, hackles raising along the edge of his neck.
“Move, or be moved.”
The elder growled and two of his guard rushed forward. Phil took but a step, there was three flashes of gleaming netherite, Techno’s movements so swift and graceful the soldiers dropped before they realized what had happened.
“Who’s next?” Techno rumbled, spinning the axe in his hand, standing over the groaning fallen. He hadn’t killed them—an unforgivable act that was said to bring about a curse from the Ancient of Old Magic himself—but they wouldn’t be fighting anytime soon.
“You dare—?!"
Techno rolled his eyes and interrupted. “Duh.”
The elder sputtered and growled and squealed, but Techno brushed past him, waving for his family to follow. Phil nodded to Kristin, and his wife clicked to the oxen.
His caravan slowly moved, the older kids sending death glares to the piglin hoard and the youngers scattering out of reach or hiding behind their siblings.
“I’ll be glad once this is over,” Schlatt hissed to Wilbur as they brought up the end, giving the indignant piglin elder a not-so-polite goodbye gesture.
“We all will be,” Wilbur sighed, watching as the occupants of the kid bus finally woke up and started demanding attention.
…
“Ten gold says Jack gets shoved in,” Quackity muttered, mouth full of smore.
Along the lava-line of the lake, Puffy and Eret were supervising the roasting of more smores, using the lava as a fire. Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Jack, Purpled, and Charlie were all fighting to take turns. Already Ranboo had been pushed (by accident) and teleported himself back to safety.
The rest of the family was setting up for the night. Phil hadn’t been too keen on sleeping overnight in the Nether, but the horses and oxen were exhausted and the kids were antsy. Foolish and Niki were dehydrated already, and needed rest. George was actually sweating, and Sapnap and Jack (being only blaze hybrids and not actual blazes) were starting to overheat. Tina and Lani were convinced their fine wings were going to melt, and Quackity had worked a bald patch over his left shoulder trying to cool off before Punz stopped him.
Eryn, Bad, Techno, and Tommy seemed to be doing the best.
“Why is Dadza letting them do that?” Drista asked, licking a graham cracker, sitting under the wagon to get at any paltry shade.
“I don’t think Dadza actually knows,” Skeppy yawned, not at all perturbed at the fact that a solid quarter of his siblings were two steps from being barbeque.
“You have to wonder—” Connor said, poking at a marshmallow with a talon, “—how much of our shenaginery does Dad and Mum not know about—”
“Schlatt’s gotten drunk a few times in town and Wilbur’s gotten high four times off glue,” Foolish commented, trying to lick the chocolate off his fingers, in utter vain as he was positively covered in the sticky coating.
“Really?” Aimsey rolled over onto her stomach, perking up from the heat daze she had been in most of the day.
“Mumza caught Wilbur though, and he had to mop the roof,” Foolish said. “He didn't do that again. Schlatt almost got hit by a wagon in town and learned his lesson too.”
“I’m pretty sure Minx has a tattoo on her thigh,” Skeppy said offhandedly. “I think it’s henna though—she doesn’t do good with needles.”
“What else?” Eryn asked, wings stretched out and laid on the netherack, trying to cool them off a little bit.
“I think Dream tried to get one of his ears pierced,” Quackity said, scratching his nose. “But Mumza knows about that and forbade him.”
“Why?”
“It messes with our healing because of our curse,” Drista said, finally actually taking a bite out of her cracker now that it was an acceptable mushy consistency. “I can’t get any piercings either.”
“Like the teletubby needs another reason to preen,” Quackity rolled his eyes, shaking the sweat off one of his wings.
“Oh!” Connor exclaimed, mouth full of marshmallow, “Niki has a belly button ring. I saw it the last time we went swimming.”
“You tell Dad?”
Connor snorted so hard a bit of marshmallow came out his nose. “No!!” he choked a little, eyes watering as Quackity guffawed so hard he choked. “You think I want to die?!”
“It’s a clip-on anyway,” Aimsey said. “It has something to do with the mers, but I forgot to ask.”
Jack yelped and the group to look up just in time for Tubbo to get fed up with Jack hogging the stick and shove him. Jack fell, straight into the lava.
Phil cursed so loudly the kids actually hit the ground to get out of the way as Phil took off towards the lake. Jack’s head broke the surface just in time for Phil to grab him by the collar and yank him out. Jack was laughing, already trying to go back in the lake, but Phil wouldn’t let him.
Quackity shoved the rest of his smore in his mouth as Phil started scolding everyone and everything that he laid eyes on. “Someone owes me ten gold.”
…
“I have never in my life been happier to see the color blue,” George said wearily as the portal’s swirls flickered over the netherack hill, reflecting off the glowstone that lit up the low ceiling.
“That’s purple, and you’re colorblind,” Sapnap scoffed, plunking Lani back down on her bum in the saddle for the fourth time as she tried to stand up and get a better look. She had clunked Sapnap in the jaw once already, and he wasn’t eager to have it done again.
“You’re happy?” Kristin laughed from her wagon. “I think your father’s grown a few new ulcers.”
“Wouldn’t be surprised,” Punz turned in the saddle, trying to see to the back of the caravan.
“And we still have a week of Overworld travel with Idiots One, Two, Three, Four—” Ant started pointing at people, keeping up till he lost count at twenty-three because he couldn’t see any farther back.
“Can this be over?” Dream whined, his mother choosing not to answer.
…
Getting through the second portal’s security was just as fun as it was the first time, and they headed off to the nearby campsite that had been set up specifically for Nether-weary travelers.
“This is sooooo much nicer than the Nether,” Purpled flopped down in the nearest patch of cool grass as soon as the wagons circled up.
“I’ll never complain about Dadza not taking us places ever again,” Tommy said, shaking his wings, nether dust poofing off in clouds.
“We were only in there two days and a night,” Velvet pointed out, helping the kids out of the back of the kid bus. “We have a whole week left. More if something goes wrong.”
“We do not speak of things going wrong,” Callahan said sagely, prepping the oxen to take off their harnesses. “Such words manifest their actions.”
“Yeah, okay Yoda,” Tubbo scoffed, picking at his flight feathers, orange dust puffing off his wings at the slightest jarring.
“What’s a Yoda?” Lani asked innocently, looking up from wiping a cloth over her own iridescent wings.
Tubbo blinked, mouth open a little as he comprehended her question. “I don’t know—”
“Alrighty, up—” Puffy interrupted Tubbo’s mid-life crisis. “There’s a lake nearby and ya’ll are dehydrated and filthy. Up and at ‘em.”
“Nooooo—” Ranboo whined, flopping onto his back and ignoring Puffy’s toe-prods to his ribs. “I don’t like the waterrrrr—”
“You do now,” Techno said, hauling the lanky Ender over his shoulder. “You need a bath.”
Ranboo squawked in protest, kicking and punching half-heartedly, but let Techno carry him like a sack of potatoes while the rest of their siblings trailed after them, laughing the whole way.
…
A couple hours later, after a few near-drownings and dinner over the fire, Phil made his rounds.
Most, if not all, of his kids were already passed out on their bedrolls or in the kid bus. It was late—the sun was long gone and they had pushed hard to get through the rest of the Nether.
The kid bus honestly made Phil laugh. The inside was a tangled mess of limbs and feathers and pillows and blankets. He knew Jack and Tommy and Eryn would be somewhere in the center, the rest of the kids drawn to their heat like moths to a flame. He could hear Ranboo’s Ender wheezes and Purpled’s soft snores and Connor’s little bird whistles. Tubbo would be in Full form to take up less space, probably making a nest in Niki’s straw-colored hair. He could just make out Tina’s glittering wings at the foot of the wagon, Aimsey curled up next to her in a tight little ball that Phil would never understand how she found comfortable.
Some of the older kids were scattered around the fire, clumped together in piles. The Dream Team had added Karl and Quackity, Karl in the middle with George and Quackity sprawled over the top of all four. Techno had Wilbur on one side and Puffy on the other—Schlatt and Minx had staunchly refused to share their space at all. Bad, Velvet, Ant, and Skeppy were all together, and Eret had smushed himself in with Ponk, Punz, and Sam. Callahan was taking his babysitting duty all too seriously and was laid over the wagon seat, wrapped up in a blanket and breathing softly.
They were happy—they were peaceful and safe.
Phil tilted his head up, feeling the kiss of the gentle, dry breeze. His heart got heavier every day, the exhaustion that had followed him for years was starting to drag him down.
He couldn’t remember the last time he had slept a full night.
Tonight wouldn’t be any different.
~~~
“I hate all of you,” Billzo grumbled, letting his head hang back off the tailgate. “I want a new family. I demand a refund.”
“We didn't keep the receipt,” Charlie muttered. Much lower under his breath, “Unfortunately—”
“OI--!!”
“If ya’ll start arguing again I will drive this wagon into a ditch,” Velvet warned, twisting in the seat to shoot a glare.
“If we make it to the house in one piece I’ll eat my glasses,” Eret groaned, stretching in his saddle. Him, Ponk, and Sam were taking their turn in guarding the back of the caravan, and he was already bored.
“Aimsey chipped Hannah’s tooth within ten minutes of us leaving the old house and Eryn broke Bad’s finger last night,” Sam mentioned, guiding his horse around a pothole. He nodded to Eret’s shades hanging in the collar of his shirt. “Get munching.”
“Yeah, and you sprained my wrist,” Ponk whined at Sam, pouting and clutching the bandaged limb to his chest as Eret sighed and pulled out the frames.
Sam snorted out his nose. “Shouldn’t have touched my stuff. And then you should’ve cried uncle.”
Ponk looked offended. “I’m not a baby.”
“You’re right,” Sam said, leaning back in the saddle and popping his shoulder. “You’re a big man with a boo-boo because you thought picking on the guy four inches tall and forty pounds heavier that benches his siblings for fun on a regular basis was a good idea.”
He gave Ponk a look, and Ponk stuck his tongue out and Sam rolled his eyes.
Eret yawned. “How we haven’t killed each other yet is amazing.”
“The fact Dream has lived this long—” Ponk said just as Dream galloped by, Fundy laughing at the high speeds. Five seconds later, Phil could be heard yelling. Well—not exactly ‘yelling,’ but the kids could tell he was getting tired of everyone’s antics.
“Me and Schlatt have had money on Dadza being the one to take Dream out for years,” Sam said as Dream took off back the opposite direction on the other side of the caravan.
“Doesn’t Schlatt have money on everything?” Ponk asked.
“Pretty much,” Eret said. “I think he’s betting on Puffy being the first to move out.”
“Why Puffy?”
“Because Puffy is sick of raising kids that aren’t hers,” Sam pointed out, checking behind him at the sound of approaching hoofbeats, only to relax as a post office runner galloped by. “Techno’s probably getting there.”
“You can’t tell me Techno doesn’t enjoy being a mother hen,” Eret said, giving Foolish a death-glare as the shark hybrid tried to sneak out the back of the kid bus.
“What else is Schlatt betting on?” Ponk asked.
“Out of T-Squared, he’s betting Tommy dies first,” Sam offered.
Eret looked horrified while Ponk laughed. “Does he have the cause of death picked out too?”
Sam nodded. “Dream. One of his crazy experiments. Or he’s finally gonna lose his one-and-half braincells and just snap.”
“Probably the second one,” Ponk said as Dream whipped by again, this time with Niki behind him, squealing in delight.
“He’s also got a year’s allowance on Wilbur losing his shi—”
“LANGUAGE!!”
“—and blowing the house the up.”
“Seriously?”
“With Quackity’s help.”
“Huh.”
“He’s also convinced Tubbo’s two hairs away from a psychopath and either will or already has invented a nuclear potion with Jack’s help,” Sam continued, returning the middle finger Connor was giving him from the kid bus for no apparent reason.
“I think Schlatt has paranoia problems,” Eret mumbled, pulling out his canteen for a drink.
“Living with these people?” Ponk laughed. “We all have paranoia problems.”
“I think I want to leave!” Aimsey announced brightly as Puffy dropped her off and picked up Foolish for his turn.
Tubbo, who had been daydreaming on the tailgate of the wagon, snorted. “We did not travel halfway across the kingdom to save your as—”
“LANGUAGE!!”
“—only for you to decide you want to leave.”
“Leaving’s not allowed!” Lani appeared, hair all mussed up and looking like a little meercat.
“Saaaammm—” came Billzo’s whine from inside the wagon. His head popped up and Sam nearly had a heart attack at the blood that was pouring down the kid’s face. “Karl kicked me in the nose!”
“Did not!!” Karl’s protest sounded annoyed and defensive.
“Then what’s this?!?” Billzo whipped around to glare at someone, supposedly Karl, in the dark of the wagon, flinging blood around.
“Your own stupidity!” Karl shot back and Billzo growled, getting ready to pounce (and probably get blood everywhere), only for Sam to grab him by the collar and drag him onto his horse behind him.
“I’m supposed to be guarding you lot, not babysitting,” Sam grumbled, glaring as Billzo stole Sam’s handkerchief and smeared his nose on it, trying to stem the flow. “I didn’t sign up for this.”
…
Sam also didn’t sign up to babysit the kid bus that night, but Callahan had given himself a migraine squinting at the road all day and Velvet was blood drunk from his monthly feeding.
Grumbling under his breath the whole while, he made his bed on the wagon seat, curling up a bit and waiting for the chattering and giggling to die down before he let himself try to sleep.
He woke, some time later, to rushed, panicked whispers.
“I have to—Sam—Sam’s here, Sam’s here—okay—”
Sam blinked his sticky eyes open, a sleep headache immediately prickling against his eyes. Some rustling from inside the wagon, then a relieved rush of breath.
“Oh thank Ancients—Sam, Sam, Sam—”
Sam sat up, peering into the dark wagon to see Ranboo carefully making his way toward him, trying not to trip over everyone. “Sam—”
“Hey, Ranboo—” Sam said warily, noting that while the boy was in Hidden form, his irises were still glowing a little purple, purple particles sparking off his eyelashes when he blinked.
“Hey—hey Sam—” Ranboo swallowed, nearly tripping over Charlie with his lanky legs. “How are you doing?—hope you’re doing well—”
Sam ticked up an eyebrow, noting Ranboo’s unsteadiness on his feet. “I’m—good? How are you?” The kid’s head nearly brushed the top of the wagon.
“Doing good—that’s great, that’s great—um—” Ranboo finally made it next to Sam without stepping on anyone’s face, sitting on his knees. Probably a good thing, as the kid could barely keep himself upright.
“I need to go to prison, Sam.”
Both of Sam’s eyebrows shot up. “You what?”
Ranboo braced himself, looking quite distressed, but determined. “I need to go to prison, Sam,” he repeated, looking anywhere but Sam’s face.
Sam blinked. Prison? He glanced back at Phil and Kristin’s wagon, remembering hearing some of the younger kids talking about how if they misbehaved they’d have to ride with Phil and that would be ‘prison.’ Was that what Ranboo was talking about?
“Nobody’s allowed in that wagon, Ranboo—you know that—” Phil and Kristin had some stuff from their wedding and whatnot they didn’t want the kids messing with.
“I know, I know, but I need to go in Sam, you don’t understand—” Ranboo was sweating profusely, hands waving anxiously. “I need to go in--please—”
The plead threw Sam off, instantly making him nervous. He wasn’t as good with the kids as Wilbur or Techno or Puffy, and usually tried to pass them off if they started to cry. He simply didn’t understand when they were upset, and tears made him uncomfortable. “Ranboo—are you okay?”
Ranboo smiled with too many teeth and a wobbly jaw, eyes damp. “Yeah, I’m completely okay, I just need you to take me to prison, please.”
Sam got a sinking feeling Ranboo wasn’t talking about their parents’ wagon. Ranboo fidgeted, now continuously wiping at his hands, checking them in the dim light only to wipe them on his pants over and over.
“I’m not letting you in the prison,” Sam said carefully, watching Ranboo’s repetitive motions with an uneasy stomach. His words made Ranboo flinch, and the Ender stiffened his spine.
“Let me in,” he said tightly, hands clenching and unclenching as his voice cracked on the last syllable.
“Ranboo—” Sam turned till he was sitting backwards in the wagon, facing Ranboo. “I’m not letting you go to prison.”
“No, no Sam—” Ranboo hands came up to his hair, “you don’t understand me, Sam—I don’t want to visit--” he shuddered, lanky frame convulsing for half a second before he steadied himself with a shaky breath. “I need to be put in prison, Sam.”
Sam stared at him.
Ranboo’s face seemed to break a little. “Please.”
“Ranboo—” Sam said, trying to humor Ranboo enough that maybe he could convince him that he didn’t actually need to go to prison, their parents’ wagon or otherwise. “I’m not going to lock an innocent person in prison.”
Ranboo choked on a small breath, and something in his eyes seemed to break. As if his heart was on full display, and Sam had just watched it crack.
“Ranboo—” Sam reached out and caught Ranboo under the arms as he wavered. “You haven’t done anything wrong.”
Ranboo clutched at Sam’s biceps, drawing in a shaky breath, tears starting to spill. He hiccupped a little, hands balled up as he coughed out a small sob.
“Are you alright?” Sam asked, pulling him a little bit closer.
“Yeah, yeah—” Ranboo said quickly, too quickly, sucking in a breath, “I’m okay—”
“Then what’s going on with you?” Sam asked, thumbs rubbing at Ranboo’s elbows.
“I can’t—” Ranboo squeezed his eyes shut, lips trembling. “I can’t tell you—I can’t tell anyone.”
“Are you alright—?” Sam pressed, focusing on that. “Just tell me, are you alright?” Ranboo’s skin did feel a little clammy—but the kid was standing in his pjs near the opening of the wagon that was letting in the cold night air.
“I-I—” Ranboo choked again, voice small. “I don’t know anymore, Sam.”
Something clicked at the back of Sam’s mind; about a week after Techno and Dream had first dragged the half-feral Ender home, Sam had woken to Ender shrieks and cries of absolute agony.
Sam and his siblings had gathered in the hall outside the small bedroom Kristin had set aside, listening to the sounds of utter torment with wide eyes and pounding hearts. Phil had ordered everyone to stay in their rooms, and had locked himself in with a half-crazed Ender/ghast hybrid.
It had taken an hour for the screams to fade, then hours more for the sobs to stop.
It wasn’t till the morning that Phil had quietly and calmly explained to a living room full of concerned brothers and sisters that Ranboo had done some things in his past in his Ender-walking state that were haunting him, and that they should expect those things to come back every now and again as Ranboo healed physically and mentally.
Phil hadn’t elaborated what those ‘things’ were, but over the years Sam had pieced together ‘hotel’ and ‘blood’ and ‘screaming’ and he honestly didn’t want to know any more than that.
Ranboo was a sweet kid, too kind for his own good, who cried if he got overstressed but laughed with the best of them. He had terrible anxiety but still helped Tommy and Tubbo with theirs, watched after Niki even though she was older, and was always first to offer up his dessert to some unfortunate sibling that had gotten their own confiscated for whatever reason Phil or Kristin had deemed necessary.
He didn’t deserve the trauma that lingered behind his eyes, the suffering that haunted him when the depression got to be too much or when the exhaustion weighed him down.
Ranboo took a deep breath, and his grip tightened on Sam’s arms. “Please Sam—” he pled. “Please, I’m begging you, please, Sam, please just put me in prison, please just put me in prison, Sam.”
“I will not put you—”
“Put me in the prison, Sam!” Ranboo interrupted, now fighting at Sam’s hold, and Sam saw the makings of an Ender fit coming from a mile away.
“I will not put you in prison—you haven’t done anything wrong,” Sam said, trying for a sterner tone of voice.
Ranboo tried grabbing at his hair again, but Sam held him tight so he couldn’t hurt himself. “I can’t tell you what I have!!”
Sam flinched and glanced around. Everyone was still sleeping—their parents’ wagon was far enough away they shouldn’t have woken up. Everyone else was just so bone-tired and out-of-it. Techno may have stirred on the other side of the fire, but Sam had bigger problems on his hands.
Ranboo lurched, trying to get Sam to let go of him. An Ender warble bubbled out of his mouth, muffled by tears. “Pl-please--”
Sam didn’t know what to do, he didn’t know what to do--
Ranboo got one arm free, and Sam panicked—those claws were way too close to his face and Ranboo now sobbing over every breath and the other kids were stirring—he did the only thing that made any sense.
Ranboo exhaled sharply as Sam yanked him forward into a bone-crushing hug, trembling as Sam held one hand to the back of his head. The other arm came tight around the Ender’s midback, Sam’s arm holding Ranboo’s elbows in place so he couldn’t get any leverage to squirm out.
“Breathe—” Sam coaxed, gently using his thumb and forefinger to rub gently at the base of Ranboo’s neck, a trick Niki had learned a few years ago to be Ranboo’s ‘chill’ button. “Breathe, Ranboo—”
Ranboo drew in a shaky breath, and Sam felt his wiry fingers clench into the back of his jacket. He was shaking, shivering, still blubbering out little ‘pleases’ and desperate warbles, but he had lost any ability to piece together a coherent sentence.
Sam carefully lowered himself into the kid bus, toeing Charlie to flip the slime over onto Eryn, getting him out of the way. He settled back, grabbing a spare blanket for a pillow and another to throw over himself and the shuddering Ender.
“Please—” Ranboo whispered, eyes glassy and straightforward as tears continued to flow—Sam eternally grateful that Ranboo had managed to hold himself in his Hidden form.
“No, Ranboo,” Sam answered automatically, settling the boy onto his chest, maneuvering the kid’s legs so he’d curl up into a ball. Ranboo let him, pliant as a doll. It made Sam feel kinda guilty as he bent the kid’s arms to be wrapped around his own middle before throwing another blanket over the both of them.
Ranboo had dissolved into a small, crying puddle, one hand hugging himself and the other wound tightly into Sam’s shirt.
“Sheesh kid, when you get nightmares, you really get ‘em,” Sam said softly, running his fingers through the sandy-blond hair.
Ranboo melted a little at the familiar touch, and the quiet, wet whimpers stuttered into a hesitant purr that hitched in the boy’s chest.
“That’s it, you overgrown housecat—” Sam said fondly, brushing aside the fact he was literally petting his little brother. “It’s all alright now. I’ve got you.”
Ranboo made a little questioning noise, pressing his head farther into Sam’s hand and closing his eyes. Sam chuckled, complying with stronger, steadying motions. “I know. Shh. Go sleep. I’ve got you. I’ve got you, buddy.”
Ranboo’s stammering purrs eventually steadied, and the crying died out. Sam held him all the while, waiting for Ranboo to fall asleep and then waiting even longer to make sure the boy wasn’t in another nightmare.
Sam was still awake when morning came, bringing with her comforting light that chased away the lingering fear of the night.
Phil was mildly surprised to find Sam still awake when he came by to wake the kids up for breakfast, but his face broke into a small smile when he saw Ranboo, tear stains and all, curled up on Sam’s chest, fast asleep.
“Aw, mate,” Phil said quietly, resting a hand against Sam’s heavy head. Sam leaned into it, returning the smile tiredly. “You could’ve gotten me.”
Sam shrugged, smoothing Ranboo’s hair back as he stirred at Phil’s voice. “I got him. He came looking for me. Said something about putting him in a prison.”
Phil’s face twitched, and his smile turned amused. “Really?”
Sam yawned so hard his jaw cracked. “Yeah. He had a whopper of a nightmare. Poor kid was convinced he needed to go to jail, it was that bad.”
Phil hummed, pulling the blanket back to look at Ranboo’s face. Ranboo blinked sleepily, getting one eye open to stare dumbly at Phil.
“Oh mate—” Phil moved his hand from Sam’s head to Ranboo’s, using his thumb to swipe at some of the dried tear trails. “Had a rough one, didn’t you?”
Ranboo blinked his one eye again, and a small chirp worked its way up. Ranboo tried to reach for Phil’s hand, but he didn’t make it far with the blanket in the way. Ranboo looked at his trapped hand with confusion, chirping again.
“Oh, he’s really really out,” Phil chuckled, patting Ranboo’s head and getting a sleepy churr in return. “You two go back to bed. Get some sleep, Sam.”
Phil pulled the blanket up over Ranboo’s head, Ranboo making a questioning chitter as Sam settled back. “Go back to sleep,” Sam said wearily, watching as Phil stirred the rest of the nest awake. Outside, he could hear Kristin already making breakfast over the fire.
Ranboo made another noise, not quite a chirr and not quite a grumble, but he settled, burrowing deeper into the warmth.
Sam dozed, half-listening to the morning chaos, drifting as the wagon unloaded then loaded again for the day. Most of the kids left him and Ranboo alone, but he felt someone settle on his other side at one point.
Ranboo seemed content to sleep the day away, and Sam decided that was a good idea.
~~~
Phil regarded the swelled river with nothing short of disdain.
“I’m guessing from the look on your face this is supposed to be a lot lower?” Wilbur asked, standing next to his father as the older avian passed silent judgement on the inanimate object.
“This Kingdom is supposed to be a in a drought right now,” Phil grumped. “If I had to wager a guess, some freshwater mers in this river’s spring got into a tiff and this is the aftermath.”
“Welp—” Wilbur turned on his heel and clapping his hands, heading back towards the camp. “NIKI—FOOLISH—TIME TO EARN YOUR KEEP!!”
…
Phil had never been happier to have at least one of each of the element magics in his hoard.
Niki and Foolish split the river, then held it up for George to freeze as a temporary damn.
The blazes, Tommy, and Eryn used their heat to dry the ground, and the avians used their wings to finish it off.
Skeppy singlehandedly levelled the now-dry ground so the wagons wouldn’t get stuck.
“If ya’ll could move it along—” George wheezed once Skeppy finished, trying to hold the ice solid as it tried to melt under the noon-day heat.
“Get moving!” Dream went first, pounding across with glee.
The rest of the wagons and horses followed, and George barely waited for Eret to go through before he let the ice go. It crumbled, and the water flooded back into its banks. Phil caught the mage before he hit the ground, laughing and ruffling his hair.
“Uh, Dad—”
Phil looked up to see the kids at the front of the caravan pointing, stomach sinking a bit as he saw quickly-approaching Capitol guards. From the looks on their stern faces, they had seen—bare minimum—George’s display. Tommy and Eryn’s wings were still out—Wilbur, Connor, and Tubbo had put their cloaks on right away—and some of Skeppy’s gems were still flickering in the bright light. Niki’s scales were glittering up and around her face and down her arms.
“Dad—” George shrank back. Eryn was standing stiff, and Skeppy looked ready to run. Tommy’s wings were tight to his back, but it was too late.
“Shush,” Phil said tightly. “Ya’ll know the plan.”
Phil waved at his wife, giving her a small encouraging smile, heading forward to meet the guards.
“Afternoon!” he hailed, stopping dead-center in the road, forcing the guards to stop a decent ways away from his family.
“Sir, are you aware that some of your children appear to be mages and hybrids?” one of the guards ignored Phil’s greeting, cutting right the chase. Already, Phil hated the upturned nose and the posh accent from the Second Kingdom Capitol.
“And a good day to you too,” Phil said drying, crossing his arms and standing firm.
“We don’t have time for this, sir.” Stoic faces and judgmental glares.
Phil sighed. “You mean the mer and the ice mage?” A couple nods, but mostly stubborn patience. “The mer was a wedding gift my eldest daughter got quite attached to. I bought the ice mage about a month ago as a graduation gift for two of my sons.”
“The bat and the bird?”
Phil inwardly sighed in relief—he guessed Eryn’s wings could pass for a bat’s, and Tommy’s wings weren’t as bright, having just used some of his reserves.
“The bird’s my eldest son’s pet, and the bat belongs to my youngest daughter,” Phil said nonchalantly, hearing the faintest of affronted noises that sounded suspiciously like Tommy and a snort from Wilbur.
“And the—what’s wrong with that kid?” the man pointed to Skeppy. “Why’s he covered in blue stuff?”
Phil sighed heavily, giving a faux glare to Skeppy, as if annoyed with his son. “It’s a—‘fashion statement.’ They’re plastic diamonds he perma-glued to his skin. It was a fad back home. I’m hoping it’s just a faze, though I’m not sure how he’s supposed to get them off.”
The guards exchanged looks and the one taking notes glanced over the rest of the kids. “These all yours?”
Phil nodded, but then did a so-so motion with his hand. “More or less. Anyone with blond or black hair belongs to me and my wife. The brunets are my nephews and nieces—my brother passed away a few years ago and he left the kids with me. The redheads are my wife’s from a previous marriage, and everyone else came from the adoption agency.”
“Those two?”
Ponk shrank behind Punz and Karl stepped in front of Tina. Phil rubbed a hand through his hair, pretending to think. Thankfully, Eryn’s darker complexion had already been explained away, and Skeppy had pretty light skin.
“The boy’s a friend’s of mine. They moved last year, but couldn’t take the boy with them because he had a touch of the fever,” Phil said evenly, thinking quickly. “Me and the wife had planned to move that way anyway after we sold the house and land—we’re dropping him off in a few days.”
“The girl?”
“Her mom was my wife’s adopted sister. She and her husband died in an Ender raid last year.”
“What about him?” the second guard pointed to Sam, and his shock-green hair. Sam subtly rubbed at his eye with his not-so-subtle middle finger.
“Mine,” Phil sighed, shooting Sam a ‘stop it right now’ glare. “So’s the fashion-statement kid. My wife blames me.”
“And him?”
Dream, and his mask that covered his whole face with a creepy smile. Dream didn’t even acknowledge the fact he was being addressed, standing stock-still, arms crossed, like a statue.
“Also mine. My wife blames me for his—‘eccentrics’ too.”
“You have a problem, sir,” the guard made a final note, but he seemed to be amused, though one of his comrades was eyeing Minx too much for Phil’s liking.
“Yes, I’ve been told.” Phil grinned sheepishly.
“Just get us the papers for the hybrids and mages, and we’ll leave you to it,” the guard said, putting his notepad in his bag.
Phil gave him a tight smile, and headed towards his and Kristin’s wagon.
He noted with slight amusement his kids had rearranged themselves to fit Phil’s on-the-spot narrative.
Wilbur had thrown his arm over Tommy’ shoulders, and was twirling the yellow curls—Tommy’s face was carefully controlled as he let Wilbur play with his hair (though Phil could easily imagine steam coming out of his ears).
Lani was hanging off Eryn like he was a ladder, the older boy standing still, letting her climb him like a jungle-gym.
Puffy had Niki’s hand, Niki hiding behind her with her eyes on the ground. Dream and Sapnap had pushed George to the ground by a wagon wheel, George’s eyes on his lap and his brothers planted firmly in front of him.
Phil fished through the thick stack of paperwork under the wagon seat, looking for the fake slave papers he had had forged for each and every one of his kids.
He found George’s, Eryn’s, Tommy’s, and Niki’s, and gave them to the lead guard. The man glanced over them, made another note, handed them back with a gruff nod, and motioned for his comrades to follow.
Phil waited till they had left, down the river to find a feasible bridge to cross, before sighing in relief and putting the papers away.
“Hear that, gremlin—” Wilbur wrapped Tommy up in a headlock, rubbing his knuckles in Tommy’s hair. “You’re my pet.”
Tommy squawked his indignation to the Ancients, trying to get Wilbur off him and failing gloriously. Lani scaled Eryn like a tree and planted herself on Eryn’s shoulders, playing with his hair while Eryn gave a gusty sigh, resigning himself to his fate.
“They’re gone—” George whined, trying to get up, only for Dream to shove him right back down. “Let me up!”
Sapnap toed him in the knee, grinning like the annoying brother he was. “Are you mouthing off? Dadza did say you were a gift—”
“Daaaaddddd!!!”
Phil rolled his eyes, rubbing his neck as Kristin gave him a proud smile. “I’m surprised they didn’t notice the wagons weren’t covered in mud—seeing as we just crossed a river bottom and everything.”
“Just be glad Capitol officials are dumber than a box of rocks and let’s go, Phil made wide shooing motions, his kids scurrying away to obey.
Phil didn’t relax till they were several hours away, hearing phantom hoofbeats in time with his pounding heart all the while.
~~~
“How come everyone else got to go to town?” Billzo whined, flopped flat on his back, facing the sun. The grass poked his neck, itching his back through his shirt, but he was too lazy to get up and go get a blanket.
“Because you passed out flat on your face this morning,” Bad said dryly, crossing his legs and cracking his knee with a practiced twist.
“Not my fault,” Billzo whined, stretching leisurely.
“You’re the one who threw a fit about eggs, then tossed them when no one was looking.”
“Sap didn’t make ‘em right.”
“So you chose to starve, and send your body into shock?”
“Looks like it, don’t it?”
Billzo craned his head, giving Bad a toothy grin. Bad toed his head, going back to his book. “Drink your concoction.”
Billzo whined, holding up the potion bottle that held a mixture of fruit, protein powder, and regeneration potion. He held it up to his mouth, tipping it back.
Bad squawked, sitting bolt-upright and grabbing the bottle. “Sit up, you muffinhead! You’ll choke!”
“No, I won’t, mom,” Billzo said, propping himself up on his elbows and reaching for the bottle.
Bad grumbled self-righteously, but let him have the bottle. Billzo downed it in one go, burping around the regen magic, and sighed contentedly, flopping back to take a nap.
His disease was annoying on a good day, and miserable on a bad day. He hated not being as strong as the other kids his age, not being to run as far or play as long. He despised how skinny he was, noting how several places on his body looked like skin stretched tight over bone. He could count all his ribs and the bones in his wrists and ankles were clearly defined. The hollows in his cheeks never seemed to fill out, and the dark lines under his eyes looked like they were drawn on with a sharpie somedays.
Being raised in that orphanage, where he had been told almost every day that he was just exaggerating his symptoms and that his disease wasn’t real, hadn’t helped.
He was doing better now, and Billzo let himself smile thinking about it. Phil and Kristin closely monitored his food intake, and both they and most of the other kids had snacks on their person in case he had an attack. Billzo had been steadily putting on weight, though Phil had carefully and kindly explained that he would always be a bit on the skinny side due to both his disease and his hybrid.
Billzo rolled over onto his side, heart warming as he felt Bad drop a blanket over him and tuck it around his shoulders before sitting next to him to play with his hair.
His siblings were always like this. Always making sure he had stuff to eat, had extra blankets to keep him warm—Tommy had been letting Billzo curl up against his back, against his feathers, at night so he’d be warm. They often stole his chores, or traded the easier ones with him. Billzo didn’t even have to walk half the time if he asked. Billzo was pretty sure had spent more time piggy-backing this trip than he had actually walking himself.
It was—nice. It was nice, being with people that cared and loved him, despite the drain he knew he was. He knew Bad had wanted to go to town, but hadn’t said a word when Kristin told him to stay back with Billzo. He knew Tommy didn’t like people touching his feathers, but let him do it because Billzo liked soft things and nothing was softer than Tommy’s fluffy, magically-warm feathers.
But nobody ever said anything. Nobody ever made fun of him or held it over his head.
It was nice.
…
Bad smiled as Billzo’s breathing evened out as he dozed in the sun. The skeleton hybrid slept a lot—Phil said that both Billzo and Aimsey had been emaciated when Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo had rescued them.
Aimsey had bounced back extremely well—Billzo had not.
He took it like a champ though, even though Bad knew the most mundane of tasks wore him out. This trip had practically taken the kid out at the knees.
Bad sighing contentedly through his nose as he ran a hand through Billzo’s hair. This was nice, just sitting here, by himself.
Bad couldn’t remember the last time he had any time to himself. There was always someone wanting something. A game to play, a book to read, hair to braid, forms to help with, messes to clean up…
Bad’s body tensed so rigidly, so suddenly, Billzo snapped awake.
Bad’s hand tightened in Billzo’s hair, keeping him still and on the ground.
Bad started to hum Kristin’s bedtime tune, though Billzo’s wide, scared eyes flicked to him. He brushed his thumb over Billzo’s temple, pretending to smile at his little brother.
His other four fingers had a death grip on Billzo’s dark hair.
His free hand was clenched around the hidden knife in the special pocket in his pants.
A footstep behind them, two clicks to the left. Another, by their parents’ wagon. A third, coming up near the front of the semi-circle. A fourth, too close.
Billzo was breathing hard through his nose, and Bad minutely shook his head, a warning in his eyes. Billzo was struggling not to move, to run, but he let Bad hold him still.
Bad closed his eyes for a second, feeling.
The shadows around the wagon bent to his will, searching and finding and returning to him with answers.
“Don’t—move,” Bad said so low he wasn’t sure Billzo heard him, but Billzo blinked twice anyway.
One of the intruders rounded the opening of the wagon semi-circle, his eyes locked on Bad.
Bad felt the exact moment his demon magic snapped into place over his human senses.
The intruder’s eyes widened—Bad could see the red veins on his bloodshot eyeballs. There was sweat on the man’s upper lip—Bad could smell the cheap aftershave and salt. The man’s mouth opened, warning on his lips—
Bad’s knife was embedded in his side.
The man stared dumbly at the handle sticking out just below his ribcage, mouth gaping for a noise that would never come.
Bad’s wiry fingers closed around the sides of his head, then slammed it down onto his knee.
The man dropped like a stone.
“Hey—!”
Bad whipped around, zeroing in on the second, information pouring in as the assailant stepped into view.
Big build—slow—unexperienced—favored left leg—
Incoming.
Bad ducked without looking and tripped the third that had tried to sneak up on him, darting forward before the third could get their feet back under them. The second guy swung, Bad ducking easily and rolling with the motion to throw three nerves strikes.
The second guy’s left arm flew to the side, useless, just as the fourth (a woman—short—stocky—furious) tried to jump Bad.
Bad dodged, knife-handed her twice in the floating ribs and kidney, then ax-kicked at an angle to get her knee to buckle, reverse spin-kicking her in the now-bruised ribs to topple her right into the second guy.
The third guy had caught up, only for Bad to swerve out range of his brandished knife before sliding up around and locking him in an unforgiving sleeper-hold.
He went down in seconds.
The fourth tried, again, to rush at Bad, but she went down to a brutal kick to the head she couldn’t quite dodge with her new bad knee, and the second man took four vicious rapid-fire punches to the gut before crumpling like a paper bag to a spinning roundhouse to the temple.
Silence, save for Bad’s controlled breathing.
Bad took a second, letting out a rush of air, wringing his hands at his sides to roll the bruised feeling out. He knew they’d be a little swollen later, but he had held his punches back enough to save himself any major strain.
Billzo was staring at him in disbelief.
Bad gave him a confused smile. “What you looking at?”
Billzo stuttered, pointing to the three unconscious assailants at Bad’s feet, then to the other where he was still out cold at the front of the semi-circle.
“You—you just—huh?!”
“Yeah?” Bad couldn’t help but be amused as he grabbed a length of rope from the nearest wagon.
“That was incredible!” Billzo shot to his feet, then immediately dropped right back onto his backside as all the blood rushed to his head.
“Careful, muffinhead,” Bad said, unravelling a length of rope and using another hidden knife to cut off pieces. “Don’t pass out again.”
“Dadza taught you that, right?” Billzo ignored him, staggering to his feet and stumbling forward, missing a few steps here and there.
“Yep,” Bad said, kneeling down and starting to tie up the intruders. “Started me when I was seven. Took me a bit longer than Techno or Dream because I was so small.”
“Huh?” Billzo looked up, and Bad didn’t miss the faint hint of carefully concealed hurt—hurt Billzo had tried so desperately to hide but everyone knew about anyway.
“Yeah,” Bad said nonchalantly, tying the knots a bit tighter than he probably had to. “George, me, Ponk, Charlie, Ranboo, and some of the others—we couldn’t hit quite as hard and we didn’t have the muscle like the other guys. So Phil and Kristin taught us other ways.”
He stood and made over to the last guy to tie him up, Billzo teetering unsteadily after him.
“Instead of relying on brute strength like Techno and Sam, we learned how to be quick and hard to catch—how to fight from a distance,” Bad explained. He laughed a little. “I’ve yet to see George miss a shot with his bow.”
Billzo’s eyes were comically wide.
“Kristin taught me knife- and ax- throwing,” Bad continued. “I can take a fly off
a horse’s ear at twenty paces.”
He chuckled at the look on Billzo’s face.
“You should see Charlie and Ranboo,” he said, getting to his feet and rolling one of his ankles to get it to pop. “You think I’m good at nerve strikes? Ranboo’s taken Dream down with three hits.”
Billzo’s jaw dropped, and he let Bad help him up. “Seriously?”
“Dream will never admit to it, and Ranboo’s too nice to bring it up to rub in his face,” Bad said, going back to his patch of grass, flopping down with a happy sigh and patting the spot next to him.
“You’re just gonna sit there?” Billzo added, hesitating.
“Yeah?” Bad said, ticking up an eyebrow in confusion. “What else are we supposed to do?”
“Get your as—”
“LANGUAGE!”
“—up and teach me that cool sh—”
“HEY!”
“—you heard me, fu—”
“BILLZO!!”
…
“I sense chaos,” Techno said monotone, yanking on Tubbo’s leash for the umpteenth time in two hours.
“The bakery is on fire behind us, Niki somehow has one more cat than we went to town with, Jack kicked someone in the shins, Minx cut off half a guy’s beard, and Eret has a crown he did not have before,” Wilbur said, side-eyeing the glittering gold perched on Eret’s dark curls and the orange cat sitting smugly in Niki’s arms.
“I mean back at camp,” Techno said dryly, finally getting sick of Tubbo’s misbehavior and grabbing him, stuffing him under his arm like an unruly cat.
“No!!” Tubbo squealed, kicking and squirming even though he had a snowball’s chance in the Nether to get himself free.
“Bite me, and you lose walking privileges for the next two days.”
Tubbo paused with his teeth halfway closed on Techno’s arm. Wilbur could practically smell the rubber burning as he saw the cogs turn in the avian’s head.
“You forgot about Connor, by the way,” Techno said mildly.
Wilbur stopped dead in his tracks. “What’d Connor do?”
Techno snorted, still walking.
“Techno? Techno! What’d Connor do?! Techno!!”
…
Phil’s old heart nearly stopped when he saw the bodies piled up in the center of the wagon semi-circle.
It kickstarted only to short out, again, when he saw the sons he left behind unmoving against one of the wagons.
“They’re breathing, love,” Kristin breathed a silent sigh of relief as the rest of the kids surged forward.
Bad screeched as Skeppy launched on top of him, and Billzo got half a scream out before Tommy steamrolled him.
“What happened?” Dream asked, toeing one of the tied-up men in the knee.
“They came up about an hour after you left,” Bad said, trying to worm free of Skeppy’s hold around his middle.
“Bad beat the—”
“Don’t even think about it,” Bad hissed at Billzo, kicking in his direction.
“—muffins out of em!” Billzo finished proudly.
Phil snorted, running a hand through his hair as he regarded the four bodies. One had a knife in his side, the wound bleeding sluggishly.
“If I would’ve taken it out, he would’ve bled to death,” Bad said, seeing Phil’s look.
“Should’ve let him,” Schlatt muttered, putting his bag of groceries away.
“Schlatt—” Kristin warned, and Schlatt huffed out his nose, but didn’t say anything else.
“C’mon, mate,” Phil nodded at Schlatt. “Help us drag ‘em away.”
Schlatt whined more audibly, but grabbed on of the assailants in a fireman’s carry and followed Sam, Techno, and Phil out of camp.
Kristin pulled Bad free from Skeppy’s hold and squeezed him in a hug, pressing a kiss to his head. “I’m proud of you.” She nodded to Billzo, who was still recounting Bad’s bravery and awesomeness, probably exaggerating a bit. “I’ve been trying to get him to perk up since we got him. That’s the most animated I’ve seen him yet.”
Bad smiled. “I just told him what you and Dad told me—that it doesn’t matter how small or ‘weak’ someone is—you can still find a way to kick someone’s muffins.”
Kristin laughed and shook her head, ruffling her son’s hair and pushing him to go join everyone else with dinner preparations.
Bad’s wide smile and Billzo’s laughter made her so proud, but it couldn’t dull the ache that was steadily growing in her heart.
~~~
“Ya’ll’s obsession with water is concerning,” Purpled said, safely perched on the tree branch over the lake.
Tommy broke the surface with a powerful flap of his wings, and laughed as Tubbo immediately dragged him back under.
“C’monnnn, Boo!” Niki called up, the Ender sharing Purpled’s branch. Her tail thrashed, glittering in the crystal-clear water. “The water’s warm!”
“Yeah, because Jack and Sapnap are shooting fireballs on the other side to see how much steam they can make,” Ranboo said. “What if one of them misses?”
“Then we have two servants for the rest of the trip while we’re bed-bound!” Foolish cut in, grinning way too wide for someone who was twenty feet away from two human flamethrowers.
“No thanks,” Purpled said, adjusting his overdramatic grip on his branch.
“We’re gooooood,” Ranboo affirmed.
“C’mon, you big babies—”
The two looked down to see Hannah and Charlie scaling their tree, evil glints in their eyes.
“Don’t you dare—” Ranboo warned, lifting his foot as if to kick Charlie square in the face.
“I’m wearing my good hoodie,” Purpled said. “You get it wet and Dadza’s gonna have to deal with a prank war the rest of the way.”
Ranboo yelped as one of Hannah’s vines (sans the thorns) looped around his knees. He tried to follow through on his kicking threat, but it only made it easier for the vines to finish wrapping around his legs.
“We’ll take our chances,” Charlie said forebodingly, fingers wiggling as he reached for Ranboo.
Purpled ‘noped’ out of there real quick, teleporting to a different tree and letting Ranboo deal with his fate.
He watched from relative safety as Ranboo thrashed around in the tree, Hannah’s vines locking his limbs together and to the branch till he was stuck flat on his back. “Purpleeeeedddd!!” Ranboo shrieked, Hannah giggling as Charlie jumped for the tree and ran towards Purpled’s new home.
“Drista!” Charlie yelled, Purpled bracing himself on the balls of his feet and whipping around to see Drista, Alyssa, and Fundy charging his tree.
“You’re on your own, Ran!” Purpled teleported farther down the shore, feeling the pull in his chest weaken. He didn’t have an Eye like Ranboo did—he had to rely on his own reserves and strength.
“C’mere!” Quackity shot from the sky, Purpled shrieking and diving farther into the protection of his leaves. He shrieked even louder when he felt a hand touch his, and he panicked-teleported, this time into the water.
His head broke the surface and he kicked to keep himself up. He coughed and spluttered, heard Quackity laughing at him. There was even more laughing from shore, and Purpled threw curses left and right, struggling to remember how to swim.
Cold fingers wrapped around his ankle and yanked.
Purpled yelped, almost inhaling a mouthful of water. He let out a stream of bubbles as arms wrapped around his middle, pinning his arms down and holding him tightly.
He ran out of oxygen all too quickly and really started to panic. He kicked out, hitting something solid with no effect. A hand closed over his mouth and two fingers pinched his nose shut.
Purpled thrashed, tossed his head, but couldn’t free himself from the iron grip that seemed intent on dragging him to the depths. Heavy black patches flashed over his vision, and his head felt as though it had been stuffed with black cotton and a sack of bricks laid over his chest.
Just as he thought he’d lose consciousness, he was jarred violently. The hands let him go, only for two new, bigger arms to grab him and yank him around again, this time up.
Well, Purpled thought it was up. He was proven right when he and whoever was holding him broke the surface and he gasped in a huge lungful of oxygen.
“That’s it, Purp, that’s it—”
Foolish, holding him steady, dragging him to shore. The other kids were huddled around, out of the water. Sapnap waded in to take Purpled from Foolish, the younger boy dead weight.
“Where’s Niki?” Sapnap demanded, getting a hold on Purpled.
“She took off like a streak of lightning,” Foolish said quickly before heading right back to the depths.
Sapnap cursed, pulling Purpled the rest of the water to the beach. “Hey, buddy, hey—”
Purpled tried to push away the hand that was slapping his face. There were more shadows around his vision, and for half of a terrible second he thought he was going to black out again.
“Back up guys,” Sapnap said, waving a hand. The shadows disappeared, and Purpled found he could breathe easier.
“Purpled, look at me—”
Purpled blinked up—Sapnap was giving him a worried look, his warm hand on Purpled’s heavy head. Sapnap broke into a relieved smile, thumb rubbing Purpled’s temple. “Hey, buddy. Drista and Ranboo went to go get Mum and Dad. You’re okay, just breathe for me.”
That was all that Purpled could really do at this point anyway, and even that was a chore.
“He might be dry-drowning.” Charlie’s voice sounded worried, and close to Purpled’s side, as if he was kneeling next to him.
Purpled shook his head. “Cov-covered my—my nose-se and mou-mouth,” he wheezed out. “No-no wat-ter.”
Sapnap nodded, sighing in relief. “Okay, okay—”
“Sapnap!”
Sapnap’s head snapped up, and Purpled craned his head just enough in time to see Phil descend from the sky in a flurry of black feathers, Wilbur right behind him.
“Something grabbed him when he was in the water,” Sapnap explained quickly, but Purpled was reaching for Phil. Phil shooed the other kids out of the way, pulling Purpled into his arms.
“Niki went berserk and charged whatever it was, and Foolish brought Purpled back,” Charlie continued, Purpled sighing deeply and laying his sopping head on Phil’s shoulder.
“Are they still down there?” Phil asked. Purpled could feel his feathers tickling his nose as Phil mantled his wings protectively.
“Yeah—”
Loud splashing, and Purpled’s vision swam as Phil whipped around to face the lake. Niki and Foolish were cutting through the water, shifting back to human form went it got too shallow and splashing their way out onto the shore.
“What happened?” Phil demanded, shifting Purpled up to a one-arm hold so he could reach for Niki and pull her into a hug.
“There’s a mer living down there,” Foolish said. “Apparently he wasn’t too happy about Sap and Jack heating up his house and T-Squared making a racket. He only grabbed Purpled to warn us—said he covered Purpled’s mouth and nose so he wouldn’t inhale any water.”
Purpled nodded tiredly, and Phil patted his back.
“Niki got mad and went after him,” Foolish continued, leaning on Charlie wearily. “Gashed his tail wide open and took a chunk out of his arm. He backed off when I showed up, then yelled at us to get out.”
Phil sighed deeply, squeezing Niki tightly before getting a better hold on Purpled. “Okay then. I guess we should’ve knocked first.”
Purpled couldn’t help it—he laughed, then winced at the pull on his chest.
That got the others giggling, and Phil rubbed Purpled’s head as they started heading back.
~~~
“How many more days?” Velvet asked, adjusting the strap of his bag nervously at the ruckus around him. Why Phil thought noon of all times was a good idea to stop in town was beyond him.
“Three I think,” Ant answered, the two sliding out of the way of a vendor and his cart. “We’re passing through the Second Kingdom’s Capitol one of these days, I think.”
“Wonder why we’re not going around?” Velvet mused, looking both ways down the street before darting across it, Ant right behind him.
“Dadza’s on a time-crunch apparently,” Ant said. “I heard him muttering something about a timer.”
“Hey—kids!!”
Automatically, the two paused and turned as a carriage pulled up next to them, narrowly missing a mom with twins. The scraggy-looking man in the seat didn’t seem to care, adjusting his hat and smiling down at the boys with yellow teeth.
“Yes sir?” Ant said, giving Velvet a confused side glance.
“You two looking for work?”
Velvet’s hand tightened on Ant’s arm, vampire claws digging into his shirt.
“No sir, thank you, sir!” Ant said politely, smiling cheerily. “We’re actually going to meet up with our dad.”
“The blond guy with the green hat?”
“Ant—” Velvet was looking around, eyes wide. Something was wrong, something was prickling up his neck in a bad way.
“How’d you know?” Ant didn’t pay attention, brow furrowing.
The guy shrugged. “Lucky guess.”
“Ant--!”
Hands locked around Ant’s shoulders, the door to the carriage swung open. Ant tried to twist around, sink his claws into the shoulder holding him—he hit the floor of the carriage with a oomph.
Velvet’s high-pitched hisses sounded somewhere by Ant’s feet, and Ant panicked, thrashing. A hand closed around both his hands and a knee knelt onto his hip, effectively bracing him to the floor.
The wagon jolted into motion again, pulling into traffic and, from the sound of it, hitting someone’s dog. Ant lashed out with the leg that didn’t have a lot of weight on it, and wheezed as the pressure on his hip increased.
“Hold still, or the Ginger’s gonna be doing a lot more than hissing,” the guy holding him snapped.
Said ginger snarled viciously, there was a loud thwack, then a choked inhale of pain and a cough.
“Velvet—” Ant wheezed, heart lurching at the sound.
“ ‘M fine—” Velvet sounded like his nose was plugged—if Ant had to guess he had a bloody nose.
“Shut up.”
Ant himself hissed as he was maneuvered onto his stomach, arms wrenched behind his back and hands tied with rough twine that sliced into his skin.
“What are the both of you?” a grunt as the twine was cinched. “Cats? Seriously—”
Ant chose not to point out the irony as he was hauled up and plunked down on one of the carriage seats. The windows had been blacked out, and they were moving a lot faster than Ant thought safe.
Velvet was sitting across from him, arms tied similarly, sporting a rapidly-blooming bruise across his cheek, blood slowly leaking out of his nose and to his lips.
Ant chuckled, then laughed a little, when he saw the red mark spreading across Velvet’s face.
“What’s so funny?”
There were two guys in the carriage with them, one sitting next to either captive. Ant’s was bigger, but Velvet’s looked like a seedy salesman who would try to sell someone elixers.
“You idiots,” Ant giggled cheekily. “We told you were going to meet our dad.”
“We can tell when kids are lying.” The guy next to Velvet, whom Ant privately decided to call Dumb, rolled his eyes while picking at his teeth with a toothpick.
“You’re so stupid—you’re so stupid—” Ant sang, giving the guy sitting next to him, who was dubbed Dumber, an insolent grin.
He immediately cut his song off when the backhand caught him in the jaw, blood filling his mouth as he bit the inside of his cheek by accident.
“Ant!” Velvet exclaimed, but Ant only laughed through the pain. Bad had hit him harder than that during training—this guy was a joke.
“Dude!” Dumb said, kicking his buddy in the shin. “Not too hard—if anything’s broken, we’ll get half-price!”
“You’re not going to get any price,” Ant snorted, swallowing a mouthful of blood with a grimace. “Do me a favor and take a look at Ginger’s teeth will ya?”
“Ant—!”
Dumber gave him a look. “What’re you on, kid?”
“Don’t listen to him!” Velvet said desperately, kicking Ant none-to-nicely in the ankle. “He hit his head.”
Dumb looked at Velvet dubiously, Ant still laughing, teeth streaked with red.
“Do it, chicken,” Ant prodded, despite Velvet’s wild shaking of his head and spluttered protests and dirty looks.
Dumb sighed and grabbed Velvet around the neck, the redhead yelping and trying to lean away and going nowhere.
“What’re you doing?” Dumber chided. “You’re seriously gonna listen to the kid?”
“I’m bored, and now I’m curious,” Dumb said, securing his hold on the back of Velvet’s head. Velvet, the stubborn vampire he was, pressed his lips firmly together and shook his head.
Ant hummed a merry tune (something along the lines of ‘curiosity killed the cat’) as Dumb used his thumb and forefinger on one hand to pry Velvet’s jaws open and the other to push Velvet’s lip up past his teeth.
Dumb stopped dead when he saw the pearly-white points of Velvet’s fangs. “Uh, Gus—”
“What?” Dumber, now Gus, didn’t look up from peering around the black curtains into the street. “Get yourself bit?”
Velvet wheezed through the solid grip, kicking out and missing. Ant could see him blinking rapidly, probably trying not to cry.
“I don’t think we wanna get bit by this kid—”
Gus looked up, sighing heavily. “Loui—”
He saw the teeth, the shiny fangs and cursed so vilely Ant could practically hear Bad’s ‘Language!’ from here.
“That right there—” Ant said boldly, grin far too toothily for what he was about to announce, “—is a baby vampire.”
Dumb, now Loui, cursed even more wickedly and clamped Velvet’s jaw shut, pressing the kid against the seat with his free hand planted on Velvet’s chest. “What do we do now?!” he asked nervously, and Ant giggled when he saw the guy literally shaking.
Velvet weighed, tops, a hundred-fifty pounds sopping wet and hadn’t bitten anything bigger than a wrist. Now, mind, Velvet was scary-good with a dagger and staff, but right now he posed as much of a threat as a puppy. There wasn’t even a chance of Velvet going into a blood-lust—he had eaten two days ago.
“You do nothing!” Ant announced, leaning to keep himself upright as the wagon took a sharp turn. “You don’t know the old saying?” He grinned evilly, a glint in his grey eyes. “Where there’s one vampire, there’s a whoollleee coven.”
He giggled like a maniac, kicking his heels as Gus and Loui looked at him like he had three heads. “His Sire isn’t going to be all too pleased ya’ll took his baby.”
At the mention of a ‘Sire,’ Loui turned the color of new milk and he gulped, looking at Velvet with horror. Velvet kicked at him again, making a muffled noise—that Ant would’ve bet his tail was a curse Minx had taught him—and Loui actually flinched, but he didn’t let go.
“What’d we do??” Loui asked, sweat beading on his forehead. “We can’t sell a baby vampire--”
Gus never got to answer—a loud thump that jarred the whole carriage hit the wagon roof. The carriage lurched, the screeched to halt that had Velvet knocked loose from Loui’s hold and Velvet and Gus flying forward.
A horse whinnied, several people screamed—the door to the carriage was viciously yanked.
Loui actually screamed, hands flying up to his mouth, then he screamed again when he realized he no longer had a hold on Velvet. The vampire was curled up on the floor, back pressed against the seat and the door, trying to get as far away from Loui as Loui was from him.
The door was yanked again, the wood around the handle splintering before shattering completely. The door was flung open, letting in a rush of fresh air and bright light.
Ant nearly started to laugh at the panicked look on Phil’s face, but he was so overwhelmed with what had just happened and how close they came to being trafficked that he burst into tears.
As it happened, Phil nearly killed the two men that had dared touch his sons, and only several of the townspeople stepping in saved their lives. Ant and Velvet were left in the wagon while the fight happened, and Ant’s cries stifled down to quiet sniffles a bit quicker than they normally did.
“Seriously?” Velvet whispered, eyeing the door incase anyone got too close. “Why couldn’t we use your specialty? Why mine?”
“Because vampires are scarier than cats—especially snow leopards. They’re all fluffy. I bet those guys had never even seen one,” Ant sniffed, wiping his nose on his shoulder. “Besides—it worked!”
“My face is gonna be bruised because of you!”
“You’ll live.”
“My teeth hurt.”
“He didn’t touch your teeth, stupid.”
“He looked at them! My fangs are sensitive, you rat!”
“Ponk punched you in the face yesterday and you were just fine.”
Velvet pouted, but Ant beamed.
“You boys okay?”
Phil looked worse for wear, and Ant would’ve sworn on Quackity’s beanie there was a new patch of grey on the side of Phil’s head.
“Dad!” Velvet lurched forward, and if Ant was the only one who saw him practically collapse on himself into Phil’s open arms, then that was his little secret.
“C’mere, mate,” Phil said, holding his free arm open to Ant.
Ant wouldn’t have admitted to anyone, but the tears came all too easily as Phil’s arm wrapped around his back, holding him tight against his brother.
Phil breathed his own sigh of relief, listening to the ravings of the madmen behind him.
“They’re vampires!!” Gus shrieked, and Ant giggled a little through the snot.
“Sires—babies—fangs—” Loui was a basket-case, shuddering so hard he couldn’t stand on his own. The driver of the wagon was giving the both of them a deadly glare, though it was obvious he was confused.
“Let’s go join the others,” Phil suggested, letting the boys sit up, turning Velvet around so he could cut the ties on his wrists.
“Best idea I’ve heard all day,” Ant said brightly, patiently waiting his turn.
“You boys are going to be the death of me one day,” Phil said fondly, careful not nick Ant.
“I really hope there’s no more adventures on this trip,” Velvet said, rubbing his wrists as Phil tucked the both of them under his cloak, close to his sides, and ushered them into the street.
“You and me both, mate,” Phil sighed. “You and me both.”
~~~
“So how does this work?” Quackity asked, sitting cross-legged and leaning slightly forward.
Tina played with the fairy magic she had summoned in her hand. It was pale pink, glittery, purple swirls dancing around, and Quackity wanted to touch it.
“The better question is, do I want to be involved in this?” George asked nervously, popping his knuckles.
“Relax, you big baby,” Sapnap said, poking George in the side to make him jump. “Tina knows what she’s doing, right Tina?”
Tina shrugged. “I’d never met a human till Dadza found me alongside the road. This is my first time trying to shrink something living other than myself.”
“It can’t be too bad,” Quackity said. “Mum and Dad used a type of shrinking and expansion magic on our bags so they would hold all our clothes and stuff and we didn’t have to waste space.”
“Yeah, but remember the reason why they didn’t use it on the furniture?” George pointed out dryly.
Quackity gave him a blank face as George rolled his eyes and huffed. “The furniture is too big.”
“You calling me fat, Gogy?” Sapnap said, grabbing George in a headlock. George, predictably, squawked indignantly as Sapnap laughed evilly and held him tighter.
“You guys cut it out,” Tina said, casting a glance over her shoulder back towards camp, and Phil. The same Phil that, conveniently, hadn’t a clue in the Overworld what they were doing. The same Phil that was currently trying to chase a screaming Hannah down. Why, Tina didn’t want to know.
“Is it safe?” Karl asked, twisting grass into paste.
“Maybe. You want to do it or not?”
“Yes!”
“No!” George shrieked at the same time Quackity and Sapnap gave their permission, and Tina snapped both her fingers.
There was a bright flash of light, a sharp popping in the ears, nausea and a bruising headache before they all crashed into the ground.
Sapnap snapped out of it first, breath whooshing back into his lungs painfully fast. He wheezed for half a minute, trying to get his bearings. He was—he was on the ground? The grass—he squeezed his fist and the grass blade filled his entire palm.
The ground shook violently, and Sapnap nearly had a heart-attack as he whipped around to face up.
The sky looked a lot bigger than it normally did.
Dream looked a lot bigger than he normally did.
A lot, lot bigger.
“Um—” Dream blinked down at what he was almost positive was a mirage. He knew he hadn’t drank that suspicious-looking lemonade Niki had given him, not after he heard Minx laughing about it—
“Hey!” Sapnap waved up at his brother sheepishly. “Look what we did?”
“ ‘We’?” Dream asked, and Sapnap nearly had a second heart-attack in two minutes.
“Don’t move!” Sapnap shouted, lurching to his feet and stumbling immediately. “Karl, Quackity, George and Tina are around here somewhere!”
“What did you guys do?” Dream asked, checking his shoes before gingerly lowering himself to his haunches, opening his hand for Sapnap to crawl onto.
“So Tina was talking about how, hypothetically, she could shrink things and how she tested it on a pineapple once and then Quackity asked if she could do it to people and she shrugged and here we are,” Sapnap rattled off, sitting cross-legging in Dream’s hand.
It felt--weird. Dream wasn’t wearing his gloves, and he had some wicked callouses from practicing with his axes. His hand was warm, and the skin kinda leathery. If Sapnap focused, he could feel Dream’s heartbeat.
“Where are the others?” Dream asked, looking around, frankly afraid to move.
“Karl was over there with Quackity, George was next to me, and Tina was across from Karl,” Sapnap said, peering at the ground, trying to see his siblings in the grass.
“Well there’s George,” Dream said, leaning slightly forward. Sapnap looked where he was grabbing, and laughed. George had passed out on a red mushroom, face turned to the side as he snored.
Dream gently picked the mage up, depositing him next to Sapnap. George didn’t react at all, but curled up next to Dream’s slightly-curled fingers to get to the heat.
Quackity and Karl were next, roughly a foot apart from each other. Karl was out of it, but Quackity was coming around enough to call out to Dream, though he was staggering around like he was drunk. He almost walked off Dream’s hand entirely, but Sapnap grabbed him and plunked him down.
Tina found Dream, zipping up with her glittering wings and tapping his cheek.
“Isn’t this great!” she said, grinning in a way that told Dream she had totally orchestrated all of this.
“What am I going to tell Dad?” Dream asked, looking back over to ensure that Phil was indeed still chasing Hannah.
“Tell Dadza what?” George grumbled groggily, sitting up. Dream saw the exact moment everything clicked together on George’s face, and the mage shot to his feet in utter terror. “WHAT--?!” he staggered back, clutching his head, and stepped right off Dream’s hand.
“Nope—” Dream caught him before he fell even a few inches, and brought George up to his face, holding the mage in his fist. “Listen—”
George screwed up his face as Dream breathed on him.
“Ima need you to not do that again.”
Sapnap snorted. “You might wanna catch Karl then.”
Dream straight yelped, feeling the load in his hand lighten by about a quarter of a pound and lurched instinctively. George screamed the whole way as Dream caught a half-awake Karl by two fingers, pinning him next to George.
Karl blinked dazedly up at Dream. “Oh, so I am dreaming.”
“Unfortunately you’re not,” George grumbled, trying to worm his arms out of Dream’s grip, failing utterly miserably. Dream looked to him, and his siblings could see the surprise and amusement on his face.
“I can barely feel you struggling,” he said, flexing his hand experimentally. George and Karl immediately froze at the pressure, fear flashing on their faces.
“You might not want to do that,” Tina suggested, seeing the looks on George’s and Karl’s faces. Fairy-sized people have delicate bones.”
Dream flinched and gently set his brothers in his open palm with Quackity and Sapnap. “Sorry.”
“Yeah, go ahead and treat us like a stress ball, there’ll be no repercussions for that,” George rasped, plunking down and rubbing his ribs.
“I’m kinda interested to see the repercussions for this new level of chaos,” Quackity said, giving his wings an experimental flap, testing to see how well his feathers caught the gentle breeze that fluttered by.
“What level of chaos?”
Dream nearly threw his handful of siblings forward as he whipped around, Techno ticking up an eyebrow at Dream’s reaction.
“You okay?” Techno asked, crossing his arms.
“Yep,” Dream lied through his teeth, putting both hands behind his back, cupping them together to lock Quackity in. Tina plopped down on Dream’s shoulder, sending a cheery wave to Techno. “Everything’s fine, peachy-clean, nobody got almost dropped at alllll.”
Techno’s raised eyebrow went up another fraction of an inch before he held out his hand. “Hand whatever you’re hiding over.”
Dream felt Sapnap’s heat flare, Quackity’s wings flutter with mild anxiety, Karl’s little fingers tap him, and what he was pretty sure George biting him.
He sighed heavily, bringing his hands out and gingerly spilling his four brothers into Techno’s open hand.
Both of Techno’s eyebrows shot up, but other than that there was no facial inflection. “Heh?”
“Hi!” Tina waved again, reminding her siblings of her presence.
“I just want you to know that I did not agree to any of this and would very much like a refund,” George said, struggling to get his feet under him on Techno’s uneven palm. Techno’s thumb dipped down to catch him as he almost fell and George huffed a breath, gripping Techno’s thumb with both hands.
“How much longer before this wears off?” he asked, bringing his free hand up to poke at Sapnap. Sapnap, in return, attempted to singe Techno’s finger. Techno, being fireproof, snorted. Sapnap, being stubborn, resorted to biting.
Tina shrugged. “A day or two. Depends on their own magic. Sapnap’s will probably wear off first. Quackity’s next, then George, then Karl.”
“Cool,” Sapnap shot George an evil look. “Can’t wait for that.”
George stuck his tongue out.
“So here’s a question,” Techno said, shifting his weight. “Which one of you gremlins is telling Dad?”
“Not me,” Dream immediately took a step back and raised his hands.
Techno gave him a dry glare. “You’re not pushing this off on me.”
Dream gave him a calculating look, Techno’s warning was on his lips—
Dream took off running, hand coming up to catch Tina before she flew off his shoulder.
Techno watched him go before looking to his passengers. “You’re lucky I like you guys, because I would have definitely just thrown you at him.”
“Thank you for not,” Karl raised one finger, clinging to Techno’s ring finger like it was a lifeline. “Now if you don’t mind, me and my anxiety would like to see Dad now.”
Techno grumbled, but brought his other hand up to ward off the wind as he went to find his dad.
…
Of all the things Techno had ever handed him, Phil never expected to it to be a literal handful of his children.
“What happened?” he asked, deadpan, in a way that lets the kids know he was holding back the lecture. He had four of his sons cupped in his palms, looking up at him with innocent grins.
“If I had to wager a guess—” Techno said, crossing his arms, “—our resident fairy wanted some practice and these guys were dumb enough to volunteer.”
“I DID NO SUCH THING!” George shrieked indignantly, only for Quackity to clobber him upside the head for screaming in his ear.
“Okay—” Phil said tiredly, feeling a sigh settle in his soul next to the others he never got the chance to properly release. “Divide them up with some of the older kids. Don’t—” Phil gave Techno a pointed look, “let them stay together, and most certainly don’t let the little kids have them.”
Techno gave Phil a look. “Fundy’s seventeen.”
“You know what I mean.”
Techno rolled his eyes before looking at his passengers as he headed back to the rest of the troupe. “Who do ya’ll want?”
“I want Dream,” Sapnap said with a grin. “This is gonna be fuuuunn. And could you kindly disregard Dadza’s last order there and leave George with me and Dream? Would hate to split up the team—”
“For the love the Ancients, Techno—” George’s head snapped over to Techno, bi-color eyes wide, “please, please, leave me with Bad. I want Bad. If you love me at all, you will leave me with Bad.”
“Relax, snowball,” Techno said, chuckling a bit at George’s reaction. “You can have Bad.”
“I want Puffy,” Karl yawned. “She’ll let me sleep in her hair.”
“Wilbur,” Quackity grinned, rubbing his hands together.
Techno snorted through his nose. “You’re delusional if you think I’m letting Wilbur babysit you.”
…
In all honesty, the babysitters-to-be reactions were a lot milder than Techno thought they’d be.
Bad merely sighed like a tired dad before holding out his palms for George. George had practically ran to him, falling promptly off and scaring the crap out of Bad. George was immediately tucked into the hood of Bad’s shirt on his neck, George snuggling into the Nether-worldian’s heat contentedly.
Puffy hadn’t even looked up from her book when Techno explained the situation, holding her hand out for Karl and bringing him up to her shoulder.
Dream had grinned at Sapnap in a way that made Techno mildly nervous, but he decided he didn’t have the energy to find someone else. He’d deal with the fallout later.
Quackity had flown away the second he was the last one, and Techno watched him beeline to Wilbur long enough to make sure the wind didn’t blow him away before shrugging and going back to minding his own business.
…
“So you’re not at all shocked?” Karl asked, braiding a few strands of Puffy’s wild hair.
“Nope,” she said, flipping the page in her book. Her horse had long since learned to follow the leader, leaving her hands free to catch up on some reading. “Not in this stage of the game.”
Karl nodded, tied the length of hair around his waist.
“What’re you doing?” Puffy asked, very carefully not moving her head when she felt Karl pulling on her hair.
“Making sure I don’t fall off,” Karl said, double-knotting the strand. “I don’t want to be trampled to death.”
“You better not be knotting up my hair.”
Karl glanced down at his waist, now surrounded in a ring of fluffy-white, definitely-tangled, hair. “Nope. No knots whatsoever.”
“Karl—”
“Night, Puffy!”
Puffy felt Karl’s subtle weight burrow in between her shirt and her shoulder, snuggling in. His mop of hair tickled her neck, and she could just barely feel his little breaths brush her skin.
Puffy smiled to herself, heart warm.
…
“So why’d you want to ride with me anyhow?” Bad asked, looking down at George, the mage sitting on Bad’s wrists, Bad’s hands resting on the saddle pommel as he held the reigns.
“Because I knew you wouldn’t hurt me,” George said, relishing in the heat that was pouring off Bad. Bad wasn’t nearly as warm as Sapnap, but he was still Nether-born, like Techno.
“George—” Bad gave his brother a look. “Dream and Sapnap wouldn’t have hurt you.”
“Unintentionally, then,” George corrected. “Dream would’ve tried some stupid prank with me, and there I am, getting smushed and grabbed or shoved in something and not let out.”
Bad just shook his head.
“You I knew would be nice and treat me like a human being,” George finished, tapping Bad’s hand.
Bad chuckled, raising one finger to poke at George’s side. “Taking advantage of the resident softie?”
George blinked innocently up at him. “Absolutely.”
…
Wilbur nearly flew off the saddle when Quackity dive-bombed him. As it happened, he jumped violently, hand coming up quicker than Quackity could account for and snatching the avian out of thin air.
“ ‘Ello, Wilbuh!” Quackity announced, grinning like a madman and mimicking George’s accent. Wilbur blinked a few times at what he held in his fist, and Quackity chortled at how similar the look between him and Techno was.
“Big Q?” Wilbur asked, looking around as if looking for someone else to confirm what he was looking at. “What—”
“Tina shrank us down!” Quackity exclaimed, looking down and trying to use his feet to wedge Wilbur’s fingers loose off his wings and arms.
“Us?” Wilbur said skeptically.
“Me, George, Karl, and Sap,” Quackity said brightly.
“You gonna go back to normal?” Wilbur asked, suddenly a bit more concerned.
“Tina said it’ll wear off.”
“Does Dad know?”
“Yeah,” Quackity said, giving up on worming himself free. “He’s the one who told Techno to divee us up so we stayed out of mischief.”
“Techno was in on this?”
“Nope, but Dream left him with the fallout.”
“Dream knew about this??”
“Not exactly—”
It took everything Wilbur had in him to not chuck the avian as far as he could.
…
“Keep this thing away from George,” Techno had ordered when he dropped Sapnap off with Dream, holding the blaze by the foot as he held him out.
“Hey!” Sapnap had exclaimed, affronted at being called a ‘thing.’
“Will do,” Dream had nodded, holding his palms out.
Techno had held Sapnap out of reach, giving Dream a knowing look. “If I hear screaming and George goes missing—” Sapnap pulled himself up by his core so he could see Techno’s face too, “—I’m having Tina shrink the both of you and you’re spending the rest of the trip in a jar.”
Dream rolled his eyes. “Whatever.”
Techno had made a gruff sound, but handed Sapnap over.
As it happened, Dream was now stalking Bad.
“I know you’re back there,” Bad said loudly, not even turning around.
“It’s a free country,” Dream shot back, Sapnap echoing a loud ‘yeah.’ George’s head popped up from behind Bad’s shoulder a second later, a glare fixed firmly on his face. Sapnap gave him a grin and a middle finger. George stuck his tongue out in retaliation and disappeared again.
“You try and take this little muffinhead from me and there will be dire consequences,” Bad said, and Dream swore he heard George say ‘get ‘em, Bad!’
“Oh yeah?” Sapnap taunted, and Bad finally turned.
“T-Square owes me a favor,” he said, face blank and voice flat. “Keep that in mind.”
Dream had scoffed, but immediately pulled back on his horse to get some distance between him and his older brother.
“What’re you doing?!” Sapnap protested.
“Unless you want to wake up with feathers in your mouth every day for the next week—” Dream said, guiding his horse around the wagon so he could be on the other side of the train, “—I’d suggest a tactical retreat.”
Sapnap hummed. “I wonder what Karl’s doing.”
…
“Don’t even think about it.” Puffy shot Dream a glare that would’ve had lesser men trembling.
Dream pouted. “We just wanna play!”
“Karl’s sleeping,” Puffy said. “You leave him be.”
“But Puffffyyy—” Sapnap whined.
“I will give you to Tommy,” Puffy deadpanned.
“And you have a nice day,” Sapnap said quickly, tugging on Dream’s shirt. “Turn this cow around. Get me away from the crazy lady.”
Dream made a big show of turning around and heading towards the way back of the caravan.
“How’d that work out for you?” Punz asked, checking his watch to how much longer in his guarding shift he had.
“Not well,” Dream sighed. “Karl and George are killjoys.”
“If I was suddenly two inches tall, I wouldn’t want to be around you either,” Schlatt snorted. “You’re nice and all, for a moron, but you’re also extremely reckless. I’d give it twenty minutes before George is getting stepped on by an ox and Karl’s getting carried off by a crow.”
“Who’s two inches tall?” Tommy suddenly appeared like a jack-in-the-box from the kid bus, hair wild and eyes bright. He saw Sapnap three seconds later, and his blue eyes went wide. “Sapnap—”
“You keep your grimy hands away from me, gremlin,” Sapnap said, scooting back on Dream’s shoulder.
“And that’s how George feels,” Punz pointed out, laughing.
Tommy inched his way out of the wagon, eyes fixed on Sapnap.
“I don’t like the way he’s looking at me,” Sapnap said, poking Dream’s neck.
“Stay in the wagon,” Schlatt warned. “You’ll fall out and hit your head.”
“But Sapnap--!” Tommy protested.
“Isn’t yours,” Punz said. “You’ll squish him.”
“Squish who?”
Sapnap groaned as Tubbo’s head popped up, followed by everyone else who was in the kid bus who immediately all started demanding questions. “We should’ve kept going with Operation Borrow Gogy.”
…
Traveling with a tiny person was nerve-wracking, Puffy decided.
Karl didn’t weight next to anything, and after a while, she couldn’t feel him on her shoulder. She didn’t have to take her turn riding with one of the gremlins, though, so that was nice.
Karl slept for the better part of the day, Puffy warded off Dream and Sapnap, and eventually convened with Bad after the second attempt of the two trouble-makers to try and make off with Karl.
There was no sign of the ice mage on Bad’s person, and Puffy pointed this out.
Bad grinned, leaning over a bit. Puffy leaned forward as well, carefully, and smiled. George was curled up in Bad’s chest pocket, dead to the world.
“He crawled in there about an hour ago and passed out,” Bad said, sitting back in his saddle.
“Karl’s in my hair,” Puffy said, running a hand on her shoulder to make sure that, yes, her little brother was still there. She felt Karl kick out against her fingers and she huffed a laugh. “How these two sleep this much is beyond me.”
…
“So what’s your plan here?” Wilbur asked, handing Quackity a sliver of jerky. As it was, it was big enough Quackity had to hang on with two hands and it would probably be enough for his whole lunch.
“So most of the little kids don’t know about me being shrunk down too, along with George,” Quackity began, mouth full. “So I say you slip me in the kid bus when you got to pick up a gremlin, and I scare the crap outa them.”
Wilbur gave him a wary look. “And what happens if they squish you first?”
“Tommy’s riding with Techno at the moment, and Tubbo’s with Schlatt. Charlie and Jack are wusses, and Purpled’s with Ponk,” Quackity shrugged. “I should be fine.”
“Drista.”
Quackity hesitated mid-chew. Dream’s bio-sister was just as fast as her brother—maybe faster. Her quick hands had been many a reason why no one else had gotten the last piece of dessert.
“That’s what I thought,” Wilbur said, gnawing on his own piece of jerky. “I’m all for pranking the gremlins, but if you get you get caught—I’m not saving you.”
Quackity thought about it for roughly half a minute, before shrugging. “That’s a risk I’m willing to take.”
…
It was a risk Quackity shouldn’t have taken.
It was working out pretty well—at first.
Wilbur had slipped Quackity into the wagon when he reached to help Hannah onto his horse so she could have a turn at freedom. Nobody had even noticed, and Quackity had vanished into the mountain of stuffed toys. From there, he scoped out his target.
Tommy and Tubbo, Purpled, Niki, Aimsey, Alyssa, and Lani were all out with someone. That left Fundy, Foolish, Ranboo, Drista, Charlie, Jack, Eryn, and Billzo behind. Velvet was driving with Ant, and Callahan was driving one of the furniture wagons.
Quackity grinned, watching Ranboo yawn and Billzo work on a fancy knife trick Bad had taught him (with a practice knife). Charlie was making slime-dough for Foolish, and Fundy was in fox form in Drista’s lap, snoozing. Jack and Eryn were playing cards, and Quackity snorted through his nose—Jack was cheating.
Eryn looked up, face twisting. “You hear that?”
“I can hear you stalling,” Jack said impatiently. “Play already.”
Quackity giggled, scratching his nails on the side of the wagon.
Ranboo opened eye, sitting up. “Okay I heard that.”
“How’d you hear anything over the wagon rumbling?” Billzo asked, hitting himself in the face for the twentieth time and cursing under his breath.
Ranboo gave him a look before shifting to his Half form. His floppy Ender ears were a hundred times better than human ears, and Quackity cursed.
“Yeah there’s someone in here,” Ranboo said, tensing up.
Nervous Nelly, Quackity thought, moving to a new spot.
“Ya’ll are crazy,” Drista said, working tiny little braids in Fundy’s tail—probably without Fundy’s knowledge.
“Nah—” Ranboo said, inching farther into his corner, tail lashing nervously. “I’ve been there done that—this ain’t it.”
“Ya’ll need to chill before Dadza’s ‘trouble’ alarm goes off and we get yelled at for nothing,” Charlie said, pushing his glasses up his nose, and subsequently smearing slime on his face. Foolish laughed and pointed, earning himself a slimed-hand slap to the face.
Quackity really laughed at that one, a full-gutted guffaw that unmistakably ‘Quackity’.
Drista’s head snapped up, and Quackity saw the exact moment ‘hunter mode’ engaged. Dream got that look every time he had a new prank to try on George or someone stole his mask.
It was mildly terrifying to see when he was only three inches all.
“Quackity,” Drista deadpanned, and even Jack looked up his cheating hand to raise an eyebrow at her tone. Drista’s eyes roved the edges of the wagon, and Quackity swore his heart stopped dead when she locked on his location without actually seeing him.
A grin broke out on her sweet little face, way too toothy to be even be considered friendly. “Ohhh Quackity~” she purred, picking Fundy up and handing him to Foolish without looking. She slid forward on her haunches, hands braced by the fingertips, lithe and lean, like a cat.
Mumza and Minx spent waaayyy too much time teaching her, Quackity thought, slightly panicking as he looked for a way out.
Drista pounced before he could twitch.
…
Quackity would have sworn to the One himself that he didn’t scream like a little girl that just had her hair pulled.
He was shrunk down, okay! His voice was obviously higher! There was absolutely no shame whatsoever in him screaming out of the normal human’s hearing decibel range.
Ranboo clamped his hands over his ears, instinct-shifting back to a human as Foolish jumped a solid foot in the air at the banshee screech from Quackity’s very soul.
“Well hello, Quackity,” Drista said brightly, holding her older brother in one fist, sitting back on her heels and swiveling to face everyone else. “Nice of you to grace us with your presence.”
“Yeah, hi—” Quackity squirmed, but Drista was good. She had gotten his arms pinned down but not his wings so she wouldn’t accidently squish his feathers. His wings flapped uselessly, and Drista giggled as they tickled her. “Wanna put me down?”
“But I just got you!” Drista said, going back to her corner and patting her leg for Fundy to come back to her. Fundy shot Foolish as nasty a glare as he could in fox form for nearly tossing him when Foolish jumped and curled back up Drista’s lap, not all that concerned with Quackity’s current debacle to interrupt his nap to help him out.
“Let me guess—” Eryn was glaring at his hand, like he couldn’t possibly figure out why he was losing, and to Jack of all people, “—Tina got some practice in?”
“Bingo, give the kid a prize,” Quackity grumbled, not at all happy with how this had backfired.
“Smart mouth for someone the size of a toothpick,” Foolish giggled, now helping an amused Charlie stretch the slime out into long, sticky strands.
“I’d keep my mouth shut, wise guy—” Quackity warned, dropped his head back on his shoulders to glare at Foolish, “—or the contents of your oh so precious diary are going on posters across the Kingdom.”
Foolish’s face dropped, and Quackity immediately felt bad. “You didn’t—” Foolish wanted to be an architect when he grew up, and his diary was full of exquisite designs. Foolish had only shown the family a few, but he had a very promising future according to Phil.
“I’m kidding, fish boy,” Quackity said quickly. “I didn’t look at it. I promise.” He couldn’t get close enough. Connor had caught him going for the book and threatened to snitch if Quackity so much as considered hurting Foolish’s feelings.
Foolish was the resident cinnamon roll that actually was a cinnamon roll.
Drista was the cinnamon roll that would kill you.
And Quackity was getting sick of being in her palm. “Would you put me down, gremlin—” Quackity kicked her wrist, doing nothing to help his situation. “I’m not your doll kiddo.”
Drista’s eyes flashed, and Quackity saw the penny drop. “No—”
“Hey guys—” she said, all too evilly. “What size dress do you think Quackity wears?”
Quackity’s eyes widened, the left one twitching, and he took approximately half a second to draw in the deepest breath he possibly could before he started screaming.
…
“But Willlll—” Drista whined, hanging off the back of the wagon all dramatic. “We weren’t gonna hurt himmm—”
“Mhm.” Wilbur gave her a ‘sure you weren’t’ look, to which Drista beamed with all of her pearly white teeth.
Quackity flipped her off, perched on top of Wilbur’s beanie, having worked himself into the fold so he didn’t fall out. “How much longer before this crap wears off?” he asked, quite literally pouting.
From up ahead there came a plethora of colorful screaming and cursing and a horse whinnying in a panic. The kid bus came to a halt, and Wilbur sighed. “If I had to wager a guess, Sapnap’s just did.”
…
Indeed it had—with Sapnap riding on Dream’s shoulder. His weight had toppled Dream right out of the saddle, the horse panicking at the sudden weight and the yanking on his reigns.
The animal had reared, almost taking Dream’s left wrist off. The two had rolled out of the way in time for Techno to pull up and grab its reigns calming it down in a few and gentle reassurances.
Now, all the mini-siblings were riding in the kid bus so that didn’t happen again.
George was more than not pleased with this—especially since Tommy and Tubbo were back from their turns.
“Hi ya, Gogy,” Tubbo said, much too close for George’s comfort.
“Stay away from, gremlin-spawn,” George hissed, bracing himself on his arms and bringing his foot up as if to kick. “I will take your eye out.”
“Awww—” Tommy protested, raising one finger and slowly bringing it towards George. “We just wanna play—”
“And I don’t want to be played with,” George emphasized this with a kick that fell way too short and only gave Tommy an opportunity to grab his foot.
George yelped, trying to yank back, but Tommy just held him, a look of wonder on his face.
“I can feel his bones—” he said, looking to Tubbo.
“Leave him be,” Velvet called from the driver’s seat.
“Guys—” Niki warned, holding Karl in her hand. Karl had practically ran to her when she had come back into the wagon, and so far she had done a pretty good job warding off the more curious of her brothers.
Ranboo had Quackity, and neither knew how to feel about it.
George hadn’t been fast enough.
“We ain’t gonna hurt him,” Tubbo rolled his eyes, poking George in the stomach.
“You’re scaring him.”
Tommy immediately let George go and George scrambled back, just in time for a huge flash to fill the wagon and Ranboo to scream.
When everyone could actually see again, Quackity was flung over Ranboo’s lap.
“Finally!!” Quackity yelled, aiming for the bright hole of sunshine that was the exit in the front of the wagon, rocketing himself off Ranboo’s stomach as if it was a springboard and shooting out, nearly taking Velvet’s head off in the process, golden feathers flying in his wake.
Niki watched him go, then very carefully set Karl down next to her.
…
By bedtime, George was the only one that hadn’t come back.
“It doesn’t work that way,” Tina rolled her eyes, watching with mild humor as George clung to her thumb.
“Listen very closely—” George glared at her with as much ferocity as he could muster being shorter than her middle finger. “You can change yourself back, you can change me back.”
“I don’t know—”
“You’re going to change me back, or I’m not going to sleep,” George said solemnly. “And if I don’t sleep, I’m going to make everyone’s life a living Nether tomorrow and they can all thank you.”
Tina gave him a dry look. “Really?”
George pointed at her. “You almost didn’t get dissected by the Terror Ts or whatever they’re called. Now change me back.”
Tina sighed, but reached for her magic. She honestly had no idea if this would work, but she reached for the magic she used to grow herself, and pushed it out.
There was a bright flash of light for the fifth time today, and George blinked wary eyes open. When he came face-to-face with his sister, he let out a very long, very relived sigh before grabbing her in a tight hug.
Before slapping her clear across the face and running.
That night, the family had a very long talk about one, not practicing magic on siblings, and two—
Not ever, ever ticking Tina off.
~~~
Aimsey hated being unable to sleep.
The inside of her brain was too loud, too chaotic, too much to escape. Everyone’s soft breathing was grating on her brain, the creaking of the wagon wouldn’t stop, there was a cricket somewhere outside, and someone who she couldn’t identify was laying on her legs the wrong way.
She slipped out of the kid bus, trying not kick anyone in the face, and jumped into the grass. It was a little wet, and tickled his bare feet.
“Where ya going?”
Aimsey clapped her hands over her mouth to keep from screaming, whirling around on the balls of her feet.
Punz was leaning against the wagon wheel, his bow armed with a loose arrow next to him. A blanket was tangled around their legs, and Punz looked even paler than he normally did in the moonlight.
Punz saw the dark lines on Aimsey’s face, the stress in her shoulders, and he offered a small smile before opening the blanket on his free side. “C’mon.”
Aimsey relaxed substantially, shuffling into the warm cocoon next to her big brother.
“So what’s up?” Punz asked, rubbing his little sister’s shoulders. “Why you not sleeping?”
Aimsey hummed, “Just can’t fall asleep.”
There was heavy silence, and Aimsey realized Punz was waiting for her to elaborate, knowing full well she hadn’t fully answered him.
“Have you guys ever killed anyone?”
Aimsey’s stomach knotted as she felt Punz very carefully not tense up.
“Yes,” Punz said, quietly and reverently. “Why do you ask?”
“Has—has everyone else killed someone?”
“Just about.”
“Even Lani—and Fundy?”
“Lani stung someone when they tried to whisk her away a few years ago,” Punz explained gently. “She has bee venom in her nails and teeth. It’s lethal in big enough doses, and she slashed the guy open pretty badly. Fundy took a knife to someone the day after he turned sixteen—they had tried to force Alyssa into a carriage and she froze. When Fundy intervened—it was either he kill or be killed.”
“What about Drista? Hannah?” Niki sat up a bit.
“Someone found out about Drista’s curse—I don’t remember how,” Punz continued, laying his head back. “She and Hannah took care of it when he tried to jump her and choke her out.”
Aimsey swallowed down the tears that were gathering.
“I think the only one that hasn’t killed someone either by accident or on purpose is Michael,” Punz said, thinking. “I don’t know how he’s gotten away with it, but he’s still scott-free.”
Silence passed for a few minutes, Aimsey hyper-focusing on that blasted cricket while Punz watched the moon.
“Why do you ask?” Punz pressed gently, with a certain that said he’d drop it if Aimsey didn’t answer.
Aimsey let out a heavy breath. “There was—someone. I had discovered my magic, and was hiding out in the woods. The animals loved me because I could understand them. They kept me safe, helped me find food. There was this big old bear—I’m pretty sure I was his favorite. He let me sleep in his den, and caught me fish. I named him Ollie.”
She sniffled, wiped her nose on her sleeve. “A hunter was out, looking for deer. He saw me, got worried about a kid in the middle of nowhere.” Aimsey’s voice started to waver. “He tried to get me to go with him, and I was so scared, Ollie got mad.”
Punz apparently knew where this was going, and he shushed her. “It’s okay—” he said. “Just skip that part.”
Aimsey drew in a shuddering breath. “I didn’t stop Ollie. I could have—my magic lets me have some sort of control—but I just…froze.” She hiccupped, but kept talking. “Search parties found his bo-bod—what was left. They found Ollie’s tracks, and-and started sweeping the woods for him.”
She hid her face in Punz’s shoulder, her next words a bit muffled. “They killed that big old bear. That stupid, stupid, bear. They found me, and dragged me off to the orphanage.”
She was openly crying now, and her heart was aching. “That man had a family—a wife and two kids. He was one of the only decent people in that stupid village—at least, according to the stories I heard.”
She made a noise in her throat, soft and sad and hurting. “I killed him. Ollie only did it because I was scared, and then I got Ollie killed when I should have made us run.” She made the sound again, as if her very soul was being tortured. “I’m a murderer.”
Punz waited another second, two, to make sure she was done before exhaling and pulling her closer. “I’ve got news for you, Aimsey Lou. We’re all murderers here.”
He dragged in a heavy breath. “It’s a bad world we live in, with bad people desperate to scratch out what little goodness they can find. People will take any reason they can to hate and take it with both hands and die with it clenched in their miserable fists because they have nothing in their souls but bitterness.”
Punz’s head was tilted back, facing the moon. Her face had guided him, grounded him, when he felt like there was nothing holding him down.
“You killed someone, Aimsey. You made a mistake and someone paid for it,” Punz continued. “But that’s no reason to dwell on it, or agonize over it. You’ll have to face Justice someday—let him decide your fate.”
He squeezed her tight. “You’re not the only one who’s made mistakes.”
Aimsey made a questioning noise, and Punz chuckled, though it was pained.
“Some chick thought Purpled—who, by the way, was, like, ten—was cute and started getting handsy while we were at some park,” he said. “He didn’t know what was going on and I wasn’t paying attention, not until he started to cry. She had shoved him up against a tree and was trying to kiss him.”
The next laugh was dry, humorless, and deadly.
“I killed her without a second thought,” he said, and his tone made Niki shudder. Aimsey was holding painfully still.
“Purpled didn’t let go of my or Ponk’s hand for a week,” he kept going, “and had nightmares for a week. Phil later explained I probably shouldn’t have resorted to murder first thing, especially with Purpled right there.”
Punz drew in a breath and let it out. “Purpled suffered because of me and my hotheadedness, and someone died.”
“Okay,” Aimsey said in a small voice.
“I’m just trying to say you’re not alone in this mess,” Punz said. “We’re all broken and confused and don’t quite belong anywhere but here. We’re misfits and murderers and thieves and rejects and deserters.” He laid his head on hers. “You’re right where you belong.”
“Hey!” she protested, though weakly, elbowing him.
He laughed back, adjusting the blanket. “You know what I mean. No one’s gonna hold it against you, not when we all have our own skeletons in the closet.”
“Except Michael,” Aimsey said.
Punz chuckled. “Yeah. His biggest offense is stealing a pie off a window.”
“Really?” Aimsey asked, unable to keep from smiling.
“Yeah.” Punz was smiling too. “He didn’t even get to eat it. He tripped when he went to run and fell face-first into it.”
Aimsey giggled at that, picturing Michael’s face covered in blueberry pie. It was easier to bring to mind than it should have been, probably because had done just that the other day.
“He doesn’t learn fast, does he?” Aimsey asked, pressing herself closer to Punz and his warmth.
“We’re all pretty stubborn,” Punz said, stretching his left leg with a pop and a twist. “You should’ve seen how long it took Ponk to learn not to steal from Sam. From what I heard about the other day, he still hasn’t learned.”
“Tommy steals from Techno all the time and gets away with it,” Aimsey pointed out.
“That’s because Techno’s a big softie,” Punz said. “Sapnap pushed it too far once and you should’ve seen what Techno did to him. Sapnap tried to take Techno’s hoard once, you know how Techno’s a piglin, and—”
Aimsey fell asleep to Punz’s ramblings as he jumped from one story to another, listening to tales of sleep-singing and gapple-stealing and the pet wars and some discs and on and on.
It made it easy to sleep.
~~~
Fundy curled up in the neck of Eret’s cloak, dozing in and out. He wasn’t missing much—the Capitol was nothing to sneeze at.
Not when you’d been wandering around it for four hours.
He peaked one eye open to make sure Eret hadn’t wandered off and they were, in fact, still with everyone else.
Anyone who could had shifted their Full form. Velvet was a regal hawk on Ant shoulder, and Tubbo was nestled in Ranboo’s collar. Michael, having found his Full form over a Half form a year ago, loped next to Callahan, tongue lolling out. He was still young enough to pass off as a wolf-dog, and not a werewolf.
Minx had wanted to shift, just so she could stretch her hybrid legs, but Kristin had tactfully pointed out that not many people had pet panthers. Minx had scoffed, but gone along with it anyway.
Fundy chittered, nosing Eret’s neck.
“I know, bud,” Eret said, reaching up to rub Fundy’s forehead. “Once the traffic’s cleared up, we’ll be fine.”
Phil’s ten-wagon procession had to get special permission from the officials at the city gates, and was now making its way through the city. Slowly.
Everyone was bored out of their minds.
Eret had abandoned his horse, tied to the back of one of the wagons, to stretch his legs with Wilbur and Tommy. Tommy was clinging to Wilbur’s hand, even though the teen almost came up to Wilbur’s shoulder now. If Fundy looked close enough, he could see Tommy’s wings glowing under the heavy cow cloak Puffy had made for him to match Tubbo’s bee cloak.
“How’s Fundy?” Wilbur asked, not turning around as he stood on his tiptoes to try and get a look of what was ahead of them.
“Fine,” Eret said, pushing his shades up his nose. “I mean, Tina or Aimsey would have to ask, but he’s not biting my ear, so there’s that.”
Fundy chittered, a fox version of a laugh, and buried his cold nose down Eret’s shoulder. Eret yelped, but refrained from swatting Fundy upside the head.
Wilbur chuckled and Tommy erupted into his boisterous laughter, pointing and everything. Eret good-naturedly pulled, gently, on one of Fundy’s ears before booping him on the nose.
“Hey mister?”
Eret looked down at the tugging on his elbow. A little girl was standing there, big eyes bright in a way that made Eret want to drop-kick the kid right off the bat.
“Yes?” he asked, noting her sticky hands and the crumbs on her round face.
“Is that your fox?” she asked, pointing up at Fundy. Eret felt Fundy pull closer to his neck.
“Yes he is, and he is very shy and doesn’t like strangers,” Eret said, smiling politely. There was something about this kid that was offsetting him. He usually liked kids—came with growing up with a dad that kept bringing more home.
“I bet he’d like me!” the girl exclaimed, smiling cutely and clasping her hands behind her back.
Eret heard Tommy mutter something along the lines of ‘I bet he wouldn’t’ and suppressed the urge to laugh.
“I’d rather not test it,” Eret said carefully, looking around. Where was this girl’s parents? “I wouldn’t want you to get bit.”
The girl pouted, sticking her lip out and crossing her arms, stamping her foot. “But I want to pet him!”
“He doesn’t want to be petted,” Eret said patiently, having years of experience of dealing with mild tantrums, back when the babies were still growing up and learning their place in hierarchy that was the Minecraft house. “His feelings matter too.”
The girl glared at Eret, then Fundy, before turning and running straight into traffic.
“Hopefully she gets hit,” Wilbur grumbled.
“Wilbur!” Eret scolded, slapping him on the arm. “What’s wrong with you!?”
Wilbur nodded in the direction the girl ran. “She would’ve grabbed Fundy if you weren’t so tall. Dadza doesn’t have any papers registering the ‘pets’ we have right now. We wouldn’t have been able to prove Fundy’s ours. He would have had to shift.”
Fundy chittered, scooting himself even farther into the hood.
“Selfish brat,” Tommy said disdainfully, hanging up Wilbur’s shoulder like a piece of dead weight.
“Takes one to know one,” Wilbur said playfully, ruffling Tommy’s curls. Tommy squawked, ducking away from Wilbur’s hand. Eret laughed at him, reaching for Tommy’s hair too.
Tommy wailed something about ‘bullies’ and ‘unfair height advantage’ before darting farther into the Minecraft caravan to find someone else to put up with his gremlin tendencies.
When Schlatt started yelling almost a minute later, they knew the avian had found his target.
“Excuse me?”
Eret, still laughing, turned at the question. Immediately, his stomach churned uncomfortably at the little girl standing next to what was clearly her mother. There was tear stains on the kid’s face, but she was smiling wide now.
The mom looked like she was someone of some mild importance—nice clothes with classy makeup and Eret caught a whiff of expensive perfume. And he could have sworn the guy standing a few feet away was this lady's bodyguard.
A noble-lady or a politician then. Maybe an actress?
“Yes ma’am?” Eret said.
“How much for the fox?”
Eret.exe stalled, and it took Fundy hissing like a rapid cat to reboot his system.
“I beg your pardon?” he asked, glancing from the child—whose smile was quickly falling—to the woman. Wilbur tapped his arm twice before vanishing back into the caravan.
Hopefully to go get Phil or Kristin.
“The fox, boy,” the woman said, gesturing to her own voluptuous neck. “That you’re wearing. How much for it?”
She already had her pursed out, plump hand clenched around several rolls of coins.
“He’s not for sale,” Eret said, mildly confused. This lady expected him to hand over his ‘beloved pet’ for a few rolls of coins right then and there? “I’ve had him since he was a baby—he means the world to me.”
Fundy hissed again, this time more threateningly as the little girl reached up, using Eret’s own arm to try and get more height. Eret braced himself, not exactly sure how to get the kid off him without shoving her. She was using his foot now—
“Everything has a price,” the woman said, waving her hand, glittering rings flickering. She glanced at Fundy disdainfully, smacking her lips, obviously unimpressed. “Especially that mangy old thing.”
Fundy was now holding up a steady growl, back arched, and Eret was pretty close to snarling himself. “If he’s so mangy, why’d you want him?”
The woman waved her hand again, this time closing to Eret’s face. “My daughter has a way with animals. She’ll get him fixed up in no time. Now, the price. I have a meeting to get to.”
Eret grunted as he took the girl’s full weight, the child now trying to scale him like a tree. Unfortunately for her, her mom had been too lenient with the sweets and the kid was too overweight to pull herself up any farther than how far she’d already made it. At least when Drista or Alyssa climbed up him, they were careful of his joints and actually had their own personal strength to rely on.
“He’s not for sale,” Eret bit out, trying to figure out how he could get the kid off him without committing assault on a minor. “Not now, not ever, for no price in the Kingdoms. Now if you don’t mind, your kid is committing a felony putting her hands on me.”
The woman sighed as if speaking to a child. “She isn’t hurting anything—you’re a nice strong young man—and you listen here,” her finger was so close to Eret’s face he considered biting it, “my Helga deserves the world and I am determined to give it to her.”
“At the expense of everyone else around you?” Eret shot back, not bothering to hide the malice in his tone. He bit back a flinch as the girl got a hold of his shoulder sleeve, yanking it and choking him.
The woman sniffed. “That fox means more to my Helga than it will ever mean to you. Now—” she snapped her fingers, and Eret was right. Her bodyguard stepped forward, and Eret took a half-step back at how big the guy was. Yeah, he could take him without any weapons, probably blindfolded, but he had a kid on him and Fundy on his neck. “—you had the chance at a good price and you lost it. We’ll be taking our fox now.”
The bodyguard reached for Fundy and the hybrid let out a vicious snarl, teeth bared and scruff up. Eret put a hand over him, starting to panic slightly. “You try to take him from me and you’ll lose a hand.”
The woman’s doughy face flickered with surprise before settling for ‘disrupted toad.’
She didn’t get to say whatever she was about too before Phil walked up.
“What is going on here?” Phil sounded ticked. He glared at Helga still valiantly trying to climb up Eret’s side before looking up to her mother. “Get your kid off mine before I do it for you.”
The woman spluttered. “She’s not hurting anyone—”
Phil grabbed the little girl by the arm in a tight enough grip to make her loosen her hold on Eret and forced her off his son.
“Take your child,” Phil said, holding Helga’s arm out to her mother like it was some dead thing he didn’t want to be touching. Helga had started crying the second Phil had pried her off Eret, and was now reaching back toward him—well, probably Fundy.
“Get your hands off my daughter!” the woman screeched jumping forward just as Phil let her go.
“It’ll be my pleasure,” Phil said, making a show of wiping his hands off. “Now leave my son and his fox alone.”
“ ‘His’ fox?!” the woman shrieked, face growing red. “That’s my daughter’s fox!”
Eret noticed the crowd slowing around them, some of them obviously recognizing the woman.
“Oh really?” Phil said calmly, though Eret shivered at the undercurrent of ‘death’ hidden in his tone. “Then your daughter should know his recall to make him come to her in case he ever got loose.”
The woman paused, but grabbed her daughter by the shoulders and turned her so she was facing Phil. “Go ahead, Helga. Call the fox.”
Helga didn’t even get words out, she just blubbered and held her chubby hands out, tears streaming down her bright red cheeks. Snot bubbled out of her nose as she screamed utter nonsense.
Fundy hissed.
Helga screamed louder as her mother blushed in embarrassment.
Phil hummed and held his arms out for Fundy. Fundy went to him and Phil held him carefully before setting him on the ground a few steps away.
“Call him, Eret,” Phil said patiently.
Eret didn’t actually have a ‘recall’ for any of his siblings, but he figured he might as well as make this look good so he subtly held his hand up, palm facing Fundy, behind the leg that wasn’t facing the crowd or the woman.
He whistled once, and emphasized his open palm when Fundy almost darted forward. Fundy paused, noticing Eret straining the open hand.
Stay.
Phil smiled, catching on. “Okay, actually call him now.”
Eret dropped his hand and whistled twice, sharper and louder. Fundy dashed forward, not even waiting for Eret to pick him up before clawing his way up Eret’s back to his shoulders.
“I think we’re done here,” Phil said, nodding to the policeman Eret hadn’t even seen watching the altercation. “Keep following me and my son and I’ll have you charged for harassment, assault and battery—yes, because your daughter put her hands on my son and your guard tried to take his pet— and attempted theft.” He tipped an imaginary hat and grabbed Eret by the shoulders. “Good day to you.”
He steered Eret around the wagons till they were up at the front. Traffic was starting to move again, and Eret inwardly sighed in relief.
“Get back on your horse, mate,” Phil said, clapping Eret on the shoulder before getting back up in his wagon. “We’ll be moving soon.”
Eret nodded, untying the big white horse from the wagon and climbing up. Fundy chittered and chuffed, making several annoyed sounds that had Eret laughing as he settled into place next to Wilbur and Schlatt in the procession.
“Have a Karen run-in, did ya?” Schlatt asked, watching Eret straighten his cloak and fix his collar.
Eret rolled his eyes. “Stupid bit—”
“LANGUAGE!!”
“How does he hear it, no matter where he is?” Wilbur mused, looking back to try and see where Bad was. He couldn’t even see the demon hybrid.
“One of history’s greatest mysteries,” Schlatt yawned. “Right along with the audacity of some people.”
Eret snorted at that, and rubbed Fundy’s head again. The caravan finally started moving, and he breathed a small sigh of relief.
He couldn’t wait till they were home.
~~~
“Is that it?” Eryn asked, standing up in the stirrups.
Phil saw the peak of the house’s roof a second later, and he smiled. “Yeah. Yeah it is.”
“Do you have any idea how surprised I am we didn’t steal any kids on the way here?” Schlatt said, readying his reigns. “I thought for sure we’d have adopted two boys, a girl, a dog, two goldfish, a giraffe—”
Wilbur whooped, cutting him off, kicking his horse into high gear towards the house as more and more of the big brown building came into view. Tommy and Tubbo shrieked as he took off, clinging on for real life.
“Careful—” Phil warned, only for every other horse and rider and passenger to shoot on past after Wilbur. He laughed, holding back the scolding.
They needed this.
…
The house was bigger than Techno remembered. Then again, he had been a kid. This had been the house their parents had bought shortly after Eret had joined the family. It had proven too big, too many empty rooms and nooks and crannies for Kristin to clean and keep track of her fifteen kids.
Honestly, it was close to mansion-sized, three stories with a kitchen fit for a ship and a massive living room that looked comically too big.
With all of Techno’s siblings running through, it looked quite full now.
He wandered upstairs, uprooting Tommy from the room he had had planned to be his and Wilbur’s, before looking out the window. Phil, Kristin, and the other wagon drivers were pulling up, the occupants of the kid bus spilling out in a drove.
More screaming erupted from downstairs, and Techno couldn’t help but smile.
The house had bothered him as a kid.
There had been something--weird about the halls and stairs, as if they were hiding something. It had been too empty, too cold, too wrong.
It felt right now, with screaming and laughing and his parents already breaking up fights over the bedrooms.
“You felt it too, huh?”
Techno looked back, Dream and Wilbur standing in the doorway. Dream was leaning against the frame, and Wilbur was looking down the hall, probably to make sure no one was listening.
“Yeah.” Techno ran his hand over his braid. “I remember not sleeping for a week when we first got here.”
“There’s still something wrong,” Wilbur said quietly. “I can’t feel it anymore, but I know it, in my bones.”
“Maybe there was a murder in this house, long ago,” Dream tried, scratching at the old wood.
Techno shrugged, running his hand along the window ledge. “Whatever it was, it was nothing a house full of screaming children couldn’t fix.”
As if on cue, T-Squared and Co. ran by screaming at the top of their lungs, following closely by what looked like a ticked-off Minx.
Techno watched Wilbur sigh and follow after them to break it up before Minx took an eye out, Dream sniggered the whole time, and felt something in his heart settle.
He didn’t know what it was, but it filled him with a grim sense of ‘at last.’
Somewhere, deep in his soul, exhaled and settled.
Finally.
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Notes:
Here's some notes to answer some questions I thought might be brought up.
This is the last move the family does--the house they're in by the end of this chapter is the one they're in at the beginning of The Angel's Army. And yes, the house has her secrets. ;}
There was no real fight with the piglins because I wanted to point out how many times either Phil or one of his kids talk their way out of things. Sure, I highlight many of the fights in the chapters and such, but I can't write every day of their lives and a lot of the times, they either talk their way out of a mess or display a proper show of force to get themselves out.
Yes, Sam spraining Ponk's wrist is a point-to to the DreamSMP lore where Sam cut Ponk's hand off.
Ranboo and Sam's scene isn't quite verbatim to the stream where Ranboo begs him to put him in prison, but I did use it as a reference (if you look up animatics for that scene, there's some really cool ones).
I've decided that diabetes might be hard to explain in this world, with the pumps and insulin and all, so for my world we're going to redefine it a little bit. Billzo get's tired very easily because it wasn't treated when he was a kid, suffers from heavier effects of malnourishment, needs to eat regularly and certain foods are off limits, and needs lots of rest. Idk how else to explain it really.
The mer had every right to his pond--that's why Phil wasn't as mad as he normally was when his kids get attacked. It wasn't their house.
Yes, Velvet caught on to Ant's plan and kept his fangs out for the bad guys to see (vampire fangs are retractable, if you'll remember).
I've found a few 'borrower' themed fics lately and I thought they were so cool and I had soooo much fun writing those scenes.
The kids slap and fight with each other all the time. George didn't hit Tina near hard enough to hurt her, or else Phil would have gotten on him.
Ik I've been really unreliable when portraying how this family views killing, and I'm trying to clear it up. Phil doesn't exactly view killing as a go-to to fix a problem. He get's close when it comes to his kids, because of his avian brooding and all that, but he has tried to teach them to be respectful of life.
I had fun writing the Karen scene XD. Eret's one of Phil's cooler-headed kids--that's why he didn't drop-kick the brat like Schlatt or Wilbur would have. He had enough sense to know that would be a bad idea.
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Chapter 79: This is my yearly apology....
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Hello my darlings.
There's no update, but instead I have a one-shot I wrote for my Advanced Creative Writing class featuring freshly-adopted Wilbur and little Tommy as the two accept each other as Kristin and Phil's children, and each other as their brother. You will be able to find this one-shot on my profile. It's called 'A Family for Christmas.'
It's been a rough semester, and I'm practically out of content. I've been writing nonstop, for someone, somewhere, since last December when I took my last break. I've been writing an og work, The Angel's Army, and several short works for my writing class. It got to the point where I was writing every day, day in and day out. I was working through fight scenes while I worked out, and falling asleep to court scenes. When I wasn't writing, I was researching, drawing, and planning out my works. I'm exhausted.
So I feel like I should give you guys an idea of what's to come after Home Again, Home Again. Once I finish The Angel's Army, there will be one more chapter published to Recruitment, then I will be finished, for the most part (there might be a chapter here and there to Refuge), with this fic. I'm done with the DreamSMP fandom. Home Again, Home Again has brought me so far, but it will be eventually time, sometime soon, for me to move on and go on to bigger things. I want to be a writer--I want to make a living off doing what I love. And I hope to bring all of you with me.
To do so, I feel like I should tell ya'll what comes next. What follows is a snippet of my future series (which will be unnamed since this is The Internet and thieves exist) that I hope will be my debut into the writer's world. Keep in my that this scene will not appear in the book, as, apparently, it is possible to copywrite yourself. The names, places, and anything specific has had its name changed or the name removed and a vague noun or a pronoun put in its place for this reason. I'm making this scene specially for all of you.
A little background--I started this series when I was twelve (while I'll not disclose my real age to The Internet, I likely am old enough to be your big sister) and this series has practically grown up with me throughout the years. She holds a special place in my heart, and she always will, even if she never gets published or no one else loves her like I do.
She's a high fantasy, morally-grey lined, coming of age, adventure-filled, sibling bonding, found family story. There is death, drama, romance, magic, fantasy creatures, kingdoms, knights, princes and princesses, emperors and generals, pirates, betrayal, twist endings, and surprises beyond anything you'll have ever read before. She pulls inspiration from Harry Potter, Avatar the Last Airbender, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Hunger Games, Game of Thrones, Frozen, Star Wars, the Swindle Series (my favorite book series by Gordon Korman), Percy Jackson, Marvel's Avengers, The Lord of the Rings, and so, so much more.
Am I exaggerating? Probably, but this is my baby, a dear friend. She helped spark my love of writing, and I wouldn't be the writer today if it weren't for this manuscript. I wouldn't be who I was at all.
But enough prattle.
Enjoy. my darlings.
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The ash burned.
It burned so badly, cinders singeing his nose and smoke searing his lungs. It marred the sky crimson red, made the screams of the fallen all the more terrible.
There was no escape from it.
Not with the armies on fire around him.
The Circlet seared into his flesh, burning his forehead into his skull. It had bonded with him as soon as his father had fallen to the enemy hoard, seeking another of powerful, royal blood.
It was weak, dying. It needed his magic, his life.
He had barely any to give. He wasn’t supposed to be here, the crown prince to the Kingdom of Stars, the only Kingdom that stood a chance in holding the lines against the Moon’s hoards.
They had been betrayed, backstabbed, double-crossed. They had never stood a chance against the incoming Night.
Even the Sun had fallen to her relentless force.
"Found him!"
There was nowhere for him to hide on an open battlefield. The enemy was already surrounding him—it was only a matter of time before they plucked him up from among the mangled bodies of his comrades.
Their hands were rough, bloodied. They showed no mercy to a child—not a child that carried one of the great Circlets. Not a child that bore enough magic to dim the Stars in their thrones and use their light to obliterate an entire army.
He closed his eyes, the hands holding him tight and fast, forcing him up to unsteady legs, and spoke to the magic he never thought he’d ever have to bear.
Run.
Run and choose.
I can’t help you. Not here.
The Circlet thrummed, protesting the abandonment of the family she had served for centuries.
“Go!” the boy screamed aloud as the hands reached for his head, readying to wrench the Circlet from his control. “Now!”
She seared into his skin one more time, leeching every bit of magic she could from his soul before she exploded.
The soldiers were knocked back with the force, the Circlet arching up into the stars above, away from her enemy.
Away from her dead king and fallen prince.
Away from her shattered Empire.
The boy offered no more resistance.
All was lost.
The Empires had been destroyed, their armies destroyed and their power scattered. Their fathers would not return home. Their warriors wouldn’t return to their posts in their palaces and citadels.
He knew what he represented as ropes cinched around his wrists. He knew who he was mirroring, forced to his knees before the greatest tyrant the Empires had ever seen.
He was the fall of the world in mortal form.
The hope to the world, on his knees and head bowed before the enemy.
He cried, there on his knees, as the enemy king bellowed orders. Tears streaked his face, leaving trails in the blood and grime, and he couldn’t bring himself to care.
What more could he do?
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Enjoy my darlings. Someday soon I hope to share the rest of the story, in her full glory, with you.
Till then, Merry Christmas! Don't forget to check out 'A Family for Christmas'!"
Chapter 80: Per a request....
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Someone requested a Spotify playlist for this fic long time ago and here's one...
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1su0QPKDPgfbRUqzyiDTUB?si=c2GhAnEnQMmnw7sH7ewzqA
This is for the Minecraft family. Have fun telling me who you think is who!!!
When I've left this up long enough, I'll move it to Volume IV with the list of who is which song.
Enjoy!!
Chapter 81: Dad
Notes:
Here we be, to the beginning of Refuge!
I think ya'll will like this - a collection of all the times Phil heard his kids call him 'dad' for the first time. And yes, this includes literally everyone. My fingers hurt.
A lot of these bits are extremely similar--I ran out ideas after fifteen of these, okay? I tried. Some are also really short - I wanted to keep a good variety going, so some are lighthearted and some are really painful.
I know I missed a lot of the apostrophes around the 'dad's in this chapter, and I don't rightly care as this took literally forever to write.
Lots of foreshadowing, if you squint and know how to look for it.
A lot of these are in greatly different time periods - some of the kids called Phil 'dad' right away, others took a long time.
Phil's emotions and reactions are different almost every time because of the various circumstances. Just because he cried at one kid and laughed with another doesn't mean he loves one more than the other. Different situations call for different reactions. I think once or twice Phil doesn't even realize what the kid said. I tried to write appropriately.
A couple of the younger kids say 'daddy' because they're little kids. Don't make it weird.
Below is a short list to help some of the vaguer bits:
Sam's chapter is written a year after Phil rescued him.
Michael's bit is written directly after Michael got adopted.
Karl's is on the literal walk home after the Beast gave him to Phil.
Remember to read the disclaimers in the Introduction.
IF YOU SEE TYPOS - NO YOU FLIPPIN DON'T BECAUSE THIS TOOK FOREVER AS IT IS AND I AINT FIXEN NOTHIN
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Wilbur
“Come on, sweet,” Kristin cooed, bouncing the tiny bundle in her arms. “Can you say ‘mama’?”
Phil watched from his chair, rocking lightly back and forth, head heavy with the desire to sleep. The fire crackled warmly, the only light provided to the one-room apartment, and the gentle heat soothing Phil’s old bones. It had been a hard day at the factory, and his body ached.
But he wanted to watch this.
“ ‘Mama’,” Kristin crooned again, and little Wilbur squealed and clapped his chubby little hands, making no effort to copy his mother.
Kristin sighed, though the smile remained on her face, and she passed the baby to her husband. “I’m going to get ready for bed. Watch the gremlin,” she said, kissing Phil on the cheek as he adjusted the baby in his arms.
Phil smiled at her, watching her leave, before going back to the baby.
Wilbur kicked a bit at the loss of his mother, but was quickly drawn to his father’s wings.
Phil chuckled as the fat little hands made a grab for the feathers that arched behind Phil’s back as he rested them against the chair.
Phil tickled the little chin, and bopped the button nose. Absentmindedly, he began cooing the same as Kristin had been. “Can you say ‘dada’?” he asked softly, not really expecting an answer. “ ‘Daaaddaaa.’ ”
Wilbur face screwed up and he blinked several times, waving his arms and opening and closing his mouth. “Dad—da.”
Phil woke up real fast after that. “Huh?”
Wilbur laughed, reaching for Phil’s face. “Daddaaada!”
“You’re not serious.”
Phil looked up to see Kristin in her nightclothes, hair up in a bun, looking at him with a mix of shock and good-natured annoyance.
“Dadadaddadaa!!” Wilbur squealed.
“There’s gonna be no shutting him up after this,” Phil pointed out, heart fluttering n excitement and pride for his son.
Kristin leaned her head on his, giving her hand to the baby to play with. Wilbur grabbed it and promptly stuck her finger in his mouth, biting it with his barely-there little teeth.
“I think I’m fine with that,” she said softly.
Phil smiled.
Techno
Phil sighed as Wilbur knocked into his legs for the fifth time. The sun was giving him a headache, and Kristin still wasn’t done with the hairdresser. He never understood why she needed to go—she had beautiful hair, he could never understand why she wanted it cut—but he was doing his best to be a good husband and not whine.
“Wilbur, mate, those are my legs. You have two of your own, you know.” Phil said, looking down. His heart nearly fell through the floor right then and there.
Wilbur looked terrified.
“I can’t find Techie!” the boy cried, fat tears already starting to flow down his face as he buried it in his father’s pants.
Phil’s heart kick-started.
Techno’s hybrid features were on full display, in a non-friendly hybrid town.
Phil took a deep breath and knelt down. “Did he still have his cloak?”
Wilbur nodded, rubbing his eye with his knuckle.
We missed nap time, Phil thought absentmindedly, hiking Wilbur up onto his hip.
“Where’d you last see him?” Phil asked.
Wilbur pointed, and Phil had to fight to keep himself from running. That would only scare Wilbur, and the last thing Phil needed was a missing child and a screaming child.
He couldn’t understand how they had managed to sneak off this far—all the way to the abandoned part of the market where discarded and destroyed booths crumbled over one another.
Curse sleepless nights.
“Techno?” Phil called, not daring to hope that his child was still here.
“Techie!!” Wilbur called, much louder.
“Come on, mate, time to come home,” Phil said. For one terrible second, he thought the boy had run. After everything Phil had tried to do, the boy had still run.
Then he heard it.
“D-dad?”
It wasn’t Wilbur.
Techno slowly crawled out from an overturned barrel, a little dirty and obviously scared.
Relief flooded Phil and he practically collapsed to his knees, holding open his free arm.
Techno didn’t even hesitate.
Wilbur coughed a rough breath and Phil full-body relaxed at the feeling of have both of his boys safe in his arms. Techno was shaking slightly, and Wilbur was crying softly. But they were there, warm with beating hearts, snuggled to his chest.
When Phil had calmed down enough to trust himself not to break out crying, he stood, knees creaking. Wilbur had one arms wrapped around Phil’s neck, and the other holding both of Techno’s.
It suddenly hit him what Techno had said.
“Mate?” he asked, craning his neck to look at his second son. “Did you call me ‘Dad’?”
Techno looked supremely embarrassed as he made the same realization Phil had, and Wilbur started laughing, though it was still a bit tear-clogged.
“You called Dad ‘Dad’!” he pointed gleefully, bouncing excitedly. “I told you you would!”
Phil relaxed, heading back to the living part of town with his boys in his arms.
A little part of his heart was a bit warmer now.
Dream
“Dad?”
Phil nearly jumped out of his skin.
That was not Techno or Wilbur.
He turned from his place at the railing, the sea air ruffling his ragged hair, and looked down.
Dream was looking up at him, tear stains on his face and hair all mussied up.
“Yeah, mate?” Phil asked gently, trying not to make a big deal about the fact that Dream’s first word to him was ‘Dad.’ And came to him after a nightmare even after Dream seemed to take a better liking to Techno.
“I-I-I—” Dream stuttered and swallowed, twisting his fingers and looking down. “I can’t sleep.”
Phil knelt carefully and opened his arms for an invitation.
Dream only hesitated for a second before diving into Phil’s embrace.
Hugging Dream was different than hugging Wilbur or Techno.
Wilbur’s wings were tickly and squirmy.
Techno refused to let Phil have his full weight.
Dream was a dead body in Phil’s grasp—except for his arms. His tiny thin little arms were skinny bands of steel that refused to be locked loose.
Phil ended up taking Dream to bed with him and Kristin. Mostly because the kid had fallen asleep with his arms secured around him.
Phil slept with a warm fuzzy feeling in chest, knowing the little bundle cuddled between him and his wife finally felt safe.
Sapnap
How many times has Sapnap set the curtains on fire? Phil thought to himself absentmindedly as he watched the fabric smolder on the front lawn.
Sapnap was next to him, eyes sober, holding Phil’s hand with one hand and gnawing on a finger with the other.
“Well mate,” Phil picked him up, feeling the lingering heat on the kid’s hands through his shirt. “Want ice cream?”
Sapnap looked sad, fat little tears reappearing after Phil had just managed to get them to stop.
“Hey—” Phil poked his cheek. “What’s up?”
Sapnap wouldn’t meet his gaze. “Those were Mumma’s favorites.”
Phil noted the use of the ‘mumma’ for Kristin and he smiled. Sapnap and George had just started doing that, and it was adorable.
“Mumma can get new curtains,” Phil soothed, floofing the puffy black mop that was Sapnap’s hair. “It’s not the end of the world.”
Sapnap blinked smoldering orange eyes and Phil thought he was going to start crying again.
Instead, he leaned forward and locked his little arms around Phil’s neck.
“Sorry, Dad.”
Phil’s heart skipped a beat, but he didn’t let it show.
“You’re okay, mate.” He smiled, joy flooding his heart. “You’re okay.”
George
Phil’s heart pounded.
He rushed to the main square, blood roaring in his ears. It had taken Sapnap a tearful minute to explain what had happened, and Phil had only heard half of it before rushing out the front door.
There was a crowd in the center of town, and Phil took advantage of his above-average height to shove his way through.
In the middle, laughing and mocking, was three men standing over a crying child.
His child.
George.
Phil didn’t remember crossing the short distance between him and his child, all he knew was the burning sensation of his knuckles connecting with a jaw. The bone shattered as Phil’s magic lent him inhuman strength, and the other two men stumbled back in shock.
“Dad—” George choked, reaching blindly out, and Phil didn’t waste a moment before scooping his little boy up, holding him close. George was crying, sobbing really, too terrified to even grip at Phil’s clothes like the kids normally did when they were scared.
He held the kid for just a second, let himself have a second to make sure George was safe, secure, in his arms where he belonged.
When he looked up, and his gaze landed a chunk of the crowd—they stepped back. They were silent, sullen, like a bunch of scolded school-children.
“Anyone want to explain why they just sat there and watched a kid get beat up?”
No answer, and it made Phil’s blood boil.
“It’s just some stupid kid,” one of the men that had been aiming for George’s head said sullenly.
The man flew back as Phil punched him, George still in his arms. The man writhed in the dirt, shrieking in pain, blood flowing freely from his nose.
“Anyone else?” Phil snapped viciously, glaring furiously.
No one could even meet his eyes.
He snorted, and turned to go home.
It took him a long time to calm down, and he purposely took an extra street to let himself relax before he showed up at his house.
Dream didn’t need to see another father-figure lose himself to anger, and Techno never responded well to tense situations.
George didn’t seem to notice the extra time it took to get home, but he settled into a silence that made Phil uneasy.
He waited till he could breathe regularly before asking. “George, mate?”
The boy murmured.
“You okay?”
George shrugged. “They mostly just hit my back. My leg hurts.”
Phil felt the fury rise again, but he didn’t say anything.
It suddenly hit him what George had said—screamed when he was hurt and lost and scared.
“Mate—”
George squirmed a bit, letting him know he heard him.
“Do you think of me as your dad?”
George looked up at him, confused. “Aren’t you? I mean, you’re not my, like—what’s the word for it?”
“Bio?”
“Yeah that,” George said. “You’re not my bio-dad, but I like you a lot better than him anyway.”
His eyes got all cloudy, like they usually did when he tried to remember something he wasn’t supposed to, and he shook his head a bit to clear the headache Phil knew would be pinging at his brain.
“Well thanks,” Phil laughed a bit, feeling significantly calmer.
George giggled and laid his head on Phil’s chest. “You’re welcome, Dad.”
Phil could hear the little brat grinning, and he chuckled.
It was going to be okay.
Badboyhalo
Phil knew Bad was going to have problems.
Being half-demon had almost no perks, especially when the other half was human. The poor kid was prone to panic attacks and rather regular bursts of violence that would leave Phil and Kristin, and sometimes his brothers, with scratches and teeth marks.
Now Bad’s brothers were always understanding and kind, and Phil and Kristin most certainly didn’t hang it over the child’s head, but Bad always acted like he killed someone when he came out of the blood-lusting haze.
Even now, as Phil pinned the kid down to his bedroom floor, the fog clearing from his big brown eyes, Phil could see him readying to drown himself in guilt.
“Hey, mate,” Phil smiled kindly, not easing up on him quite yet. Bad blinked and whimpered as he was given control of his body back. “Back with me yet?”
Bad opened his mouth to pant, but not answer. Tears welled up in his eyes—this wasn’t the first time he had come back to his body in this position. Phil suddenly wished he had bothered to take the time to bandage the fresh cut on his cheek he had been gifted when he had snatched Bad out of thin air when the demon had charged at George.
“You’re okay,” Phil said calmly, sitting up a bit and picking Bad up with him. “You’re here. You’re safe.”
“Who’d I hit?” Bad asked, very quietly and crackly.
“Just me,” Phil reassured, refusing to mention that Bad had kinda-sorta grazed Kristin when she had grabbed Sapnap out of the way.
Bad’s lip wobbled and he heaved a sigh. “I’m sorry, Dad.”
Phil just smiled softly and opened his arms. Bad hesitated, but curled up against Phil’s chest and sighed contentedly.
It took Phil a solid ten minutes of cuddling to realize what Bad had said.
“Hey mate?” Phil asked, not sure if he had heard right.
Bad hummed, almost asleep, comforted by Phil’s steady heartbeat.
“Did you just call me Dad?”
Bad went stiff for half a second before sitting up and giving Phil a confused look. “Aren’t you?”
Phil’s heart did a little flutter, and his face lit up with a big, warm smile.
“C’mere—” he wrapped both arms around his little boy and laid his head on Bad’s fluffy head.
He stayed that way for a long time, choosing to live in this singular, perfect moment.
Skeppy
Phil hummed softly, some random tune Kristin loved to sing when baking cookies with the kids.
He dipped the rag in the bowl, the liquid—a variety of potions, salves, and magics—tingled on his hand. He was the only one in the house that could touch the potion without any repercussions. Even Skeppy, whom the potion was being applied to, couldn’t just the potion for very long.
Phil rung the towel and gently applied it to Skeppy’s arm, feeling as the troll magic withered and died away. The gems would stay—since most went pretty deep, there’d be no way to remove them without massive potholes or divots that went to the bone—but they wouldn’t spread anymore.
“How’s that feel?” Phil asked.
Skeppy winced as the magic sparked, but nodded. These kind of healing sessions always drained him—most healing sessions left him drained really. His body had, almost with sickening irony, begun to rely on the troll magic to live. As it faded away, Skeppy was left exhausted and almost loopy.
Phil carefully worked his way over the fragile skin and shiny gems, over the forearms, upper arms, and up and around Skeppy’s neck towards his face. A few of the smaller diamonds, near Skeppy’s jaw and neck, had fallen out of their own accord, leaving him looking as though he simply had bad acne that had healed.
“It’s all clearing up quite nicely,” Phil said spritely, poking at a loose gem near Skeppy’s ear.
“Dad?” Skeppy’s voice was hesitant, almost as if he had almost not said anything.
Phil’s brain short-circuited, hand still on Skeppy’s neck, as he realized this was Skeppy’s first time calling him ‘Dad.’
He swallowed hard, trying not to show his melting heart. “Anything wrong, mate?”
“You still love me, right?” Skeppy asked, small and cracked, fingers twisting in his lap. “Even though I’m—broken?”
Phil ignored the gutted feeling of absolute failure as a parent (how could Skeppy not know—??, and gently turned Skeppy around to face him. “You’re not broken,” he said firmly. “You’re cursed, and not even that anymore.”
Skeppy gave him a look, cursed blue eyes breaking a little.
“But even if you were—” Phil returned the look, a bit sterner, “—I’d still love you. Kristin will still love you. We’re not going to just stop loving you just because your own self-esteem hates you.”
Skeppy sniffled. “Promise?”
“I promise,” Phil said firmly, before pulling Skeppy forward into an all-encompassing hug, wings cocooning them in warm, safe, darkness.
He let Skeppy cry it out, however long it took, he himself pondering why Fate had to be so cruel.
Antfrost
Phil was not unaccustomed to his kids running off.
Usually they just needed an hour two just to themselves. Usually, around hour three was when he and Kristin started looking, and around hour four was when they found them.
The story was no different with Antfrost.
Phil found him throwing rocks at the pond near their house roughly three and half hours after Ant hadn’t shown up for dinner.
“Ant?”
The boy looked up, and Phil could see he’d been crying.
“How’s it going, mate?”
He gingerly approached, carefully watching Ant’s posture. When the boy didn’t stiffen or lean away, he took a seat next to him.
Ant shrugged and murmured something.
“Hmm?”
Ant huffed, but he spoke. “Why didn’t my parents love me?”
Phil’s heart dipped.
What was it with kids and them asking questions Phil could never have any possible answer too?
“I don’t know why,” Phil sighed. “I wish I did. I really do.”
Ant picked at his sleeves.
“Sometimes—” Phil hesitated, and laid a hand on Ant’s leg. “Sometimes people are just bitter and angry. Their heart shrivels inside them and they just can’t find it in themselves to love anymore. I can’t speak for anyone, nobody can see another’s heart, but I can promise you this—”
Phil carefully, oh-so-carefully, tilted Ant’s chin up. “I will never stop loving you. Kristin is never going to stop loving you. No matter what happens, or what you do, we are never going to stop loving you.”
Ant’s eyes welled up again. “Promise?”
The walls the boy had been hiding behind, the walls Phil and Kristin had been carefully chipping away with hugs and cookies and fluffy blankets and goofy stories came down at that point.
Phil opened his arm and Ant scooted closer, letting himself lean against Phil’s side. Phil wrapped his arm around him and exhaled.
They sat like that for a while, Ant calming himself down and Phil doing his best not to cry himself.
It was Ant that broke the silence eventually. “Can I call you ‘Dad’?”
Phil’s breath stuttered, and he looked down. “If you want.”
Ant murmured something and curled up closer. “I want to. I like it.”
Phil’s heart warmed a bit, and he smiled, just to himself as he held his son.
Sam
Phil wasn’t surprised to find Sam curled up next to his mother’s makeshift grave.
The kid had disappeared after dinner, vanishing without a word almost an hour ago.
Phil wasn’t worried about Sam being a flight-risk—he was worried about Sam getting sick.
The kid was still underweight, though he was putting on muscle. And with his creeper magic unable to allow Sam to drink potions—they couldn’t afford for Sam to catch a cold.
Phil approached carefully, heart cracking a bit at Sam’s muffled sobs. He dropped the blanket over Sam’s shoulder, startling the teen, and dropped down to sit a bit away.
Sam realized it was Phil, and relaxed.
“Rough day, mate?” Phil asked kindly, not wanting to broach on something Sam didn’t want to talk about.
Sam nodded. “I think today’s the day.” He shredded a flower with his hands. “I don’t know how I know, but I know.”
Phil wished he was able to take pain away. He had wished this several times over in the years past, but the desire never lessened. If there had been any way he could have suffered for Sam, he would have.
“We can go if you want,” Sam said, making as if to stand.
Phil shook his head. “Take all the time you need, mate. I’ll wait.”
Sam looked uncertain, but went back to massacring his flowers. He talked to his dead mother, about all sorts of things.
He talked about Kristin and how Sam thought they could’ve been sisters, how he would’ve liked them to be family anyway so Sam could’ve had lots of cousins, but how he was happy being their brother instead.
He talked about all the pets they had, about the big house and how they had moved a couple times and how much fun that was; how Sam always brought the little gravestone he had made for her with him and always found a special place for her to ‘rest.’
He talked about Kristin’s cooking and Dream’s stories, Techno’s swordsmanship and the twins’ fighting styles. Wilbur’s songs and Bad’s muffins.
He talked about ‘movie night’ where the kids would put on a play for the parents, the weekly pillow fights that were a must, and Manhunt in farmer’s fields.
He talked about everything.
Phil listened patiently, heart touched at how much Sam thought of him and his family. He was almost positive Sam had forgotten Phil was even there, so wrapped up in his conversation with his momma.
“I think you would have liked Phil,” Sam continued, and Phil suddenly started paying more attention. “He’s a lot better than Silas.”
It was everything Phil could do not to snort and break the almost sacred environment.
“He doesn’t drink or beat any of us, and he treats Mumza like a queen,” Sam smiled, rearranged his decimated pile of leaves and petals. “He gives really good hugs and always tucks us in—he saved me, Momma.”
Phil smiled at the different uses of the title ‘Mom’ for both of Sam’s mothers.
Sam’s breath hitched, but Phil didn’t move.
Sam didn’t want comfort from him right now.
He needed comfort from his momma.
“I thought I was going to die there,” Sam said quietly. The flowers were paste in his hands now. “And I was so scared I was going to disappoint you.”
He sniffed hard, and wiped his nose on his arm. “I made it, Momma. I made it out. I didn’t die there. I hope you know that. I hope you’re proud.”
Phil felt tears pricking his eyes, but he kept them at bay. This was Sam’s grief, not his. This was about Sam, not him. He refused to make Sam feel bad on the day his mother died.
“I’m going to start calling him ‘Dad’,” Sam said, and Phil really had a hard time not crying then. “I thought it over, and I think you wouldn’t mind. I hope you and—and Dad get to meet some day. Not soon though,” and Sam laughed a little, though it was choked a bit, “I want him to live a long while yet.”
He stopped talking after that, lost in his own thoughts.
Phil was left to his own thoughts too.
Finally, Sam wiped his face off. He muttered a ‘goodbye’ and a ‘love you’ and stood shakily too his feet.
He saw Phil and froze. Phil saw the calculations work themselves through Sam’s brain, and he almost laughed at the look on Sam’s face.
“You heard all that,” Sam stated.
Phil smiled weakly and gave a small nod. “You seemed to forget I was here.”
Sam went pale. “You heard all that.”
Phil got to his own feet, knees creaking in protest. “Yeah I did.”
Sam swallowed. “Sorry.”
Phil rested his hands on Sam’s shoulders and pulled him in for a hug. “You’ve nothing to be sorry for.”
Sam hugged back, but he seemed to be out of tears to cry.
“Ready to go home?” Phil asked, noting how Sam was leaning more and more on him.
Sam nodded and Phil pulled him in so he could lean on him the whole way home.
He tucked his son away, safe and snug in his bed, and Phil pressed a kiss to his forehead as he tucked him away.
“Night, Dad,” Sam said, eyes drifted half-close and already half-asleep.
Phil’s heart swelled a bit, and he smiled. “Night, kiddo.”
Sam blinked once more and drifted away, surrounded by love.
Schlatt
Phil really only got angry when someone threatened his kids and wife.
That was about it. He considered himself an easy-going fella, nice to his neighbors and pretty chill.
Right now, though, his blood was boiling in his ears.
“So let me get this straight,” he said, voice so eerily calm and dead the temperature in the room dropped. “You stole my kid, beat him up, and now you expect to pay to get him back?”
The dingy little room was freezing at this point. Not with the cold of the Artic, but with the cold of death.
The man and woman on the other side of the desk exchanged glances. “We have a business to run,” the woman said snottily, nose in the air.
“We’ll need to see papers proving he’s your kid,” the man said.
“Not our fault you didn’t watch your brat,” the woman admired her nails, but not for long.
Phil’s hand closed around her throat before she even finished speaking, dragging her forward over the desk.
“So let’s make a trade,” he said sharply, gaze digging into the man’s skull. “Get me my kid, and you can have the empty-headed numbskull that thought it was a brilliant idea to take a father’s son.”
The woman gasped, clawing at Phil’s hand, but he didn’t feel it.
All he felt was fury.
The man hesitated, obviously in some state of shock, and Phil tightened his grip on the woman when he didn’t move fast enough for his taste.
The man left the room through a back door, and Phil waited perfectly patiently, grip never loosened.
It wasn’t long till she was blue and her eyes were rolling back in her head.
“Dad—”
Phil looked up as the door swung open again, the man dragging Schlatt along.
The man roughly shoved Schlatt at Phil and Phil let the woman go uncaringly in favor of catching his son. The teen was obviously exhausted, could barely hold himself up. There was a nasty cut on his face, and a slice out of his cheek. His wrists were chafed, and he was having trouble focusing.
“I’d sleep with one eye open, if I were you,” Phil warned ominously, heading for the door, Schlatt leaning heavily on him. The man looked up from where he was kneeling next to the woman, checking her pulse. Phil didn’t see why.
She was dead.
“A lot of people owe me favors,” Phil finished.
Then he left.
…
Kristin babied her baby as soon as Phil got him home.
Within the hour, he was tucked away in his bed, a sleeping draught lulling him away to Dreamland.
“What’re we gonna do with these guys?” Kristin asked, leaning against Phil as they watched Schlatt sleep.
“Lock em away in a mountain where nobody can ever get to em again,” Phil said, a slight growl in his tone.
Somebody had touched his kids, hurt what was his—
“Shush, dragon,” Kristin scolded lightly, tapping Phil’s arm. “Getting mad now will only scare them.”
Phil rolled his eyes but quelled his anger.
Not now. Later.
“He called me ‘dad’,” Phil said quietly, a small ball of pride forming in his chest.
Kristin chuckled. “And all that time boasting he was too old for a dad, going on and on about how he didn’t need one.”
Phil smiled.
Schlatt usually wasn’t wrong about most things, his instincts making him much smarter than most people gave him credit for.
Just this once, Phil was glad he was wrong.
Purpled/Ponk/Punz
“We’ve come to a decision.”
It was everything Phil could do to keep a straight face.
The twins and Purpled had brought him and Kristin to the living room and sat them down the couch all formal-like, standing before them and acting all serious.
“And what does this decision pertain?” Kristin said, humoring them.
“Our parents weren't the nicest, we’ll admit,” Punz said.
“Quite readily, in fact,” Ponk added.
“I wouldn’t know, but I agree,” Purpled said brightly.
“And we’ve decided that you make much better parents,” Punz continued.
“So we’d like permission to call you ‘mum’ and ‘dad’,” Ponk finished, and Phil could just see the nervousness ticking at his eyes.
Kristin and Phil exchanged glances, and Phil could see the laughter bubbling at her throat.
“We have considered your request,” Phil said gravely, “and have decided to grant it.”
“As of immediately, you can now call us by our parental titles,” Kristin added with as straight a face as she could muster.
“I don’t know what that means but—” Purpled launched straight over the coffee table right into Phil’s lap.
Phil wheezed out a laugh, wrapping his arms around his son. The twins joined right after, dogpiling onto their father and laughing the whole while. Phil managed to pin Punz and Purpled down, grabbed Ponk in a headlock, and held them still while Kristin slapped them in the face with a pillow.
Listening to their giggles and squeals, soon joined by the rest of Phil’s kids as they dove into the fray, Phil was happy.
Minx
It wasn’t uncommon for Phil to walk in on his kids, during his nightly rounds, in the middle of a nightmare.
It would be no different with Minx.
Minx was the only one of Phil’s kids that got her own room—though Phil had often found her bunking with one of her brothers.
Today, though, she was in her own bed, shaking slightly under her blankets.
Her face was drawn and her brows furrowed as she hid under the giant comforter Phil had bought her.
“Minx—?” Phil carefully approached the bed, not wanting her to get the wrong impression if she woke up.
Minx’s eyes squeezed tightly shut, then they flew open with a sharp gasp. She lurched straight up, eyes locking on Phil.
Phil knew Minx’s history, knew what happened to her, knew her deep-rooted fear of literally anyone bigger than her.
He expected her to lurch away, run and hide and scream.
But she didn’t.
She lurched forward, arms locking around his neck and scrambling into his lap.
“I’m sorry, Dad, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to—please don’t let me go, don’t leave me alone, Dad, please, please please—”
Phil shushed her, wrapping his arms around her securely.
She cried into his nightshirt. “Make it stop, Dad, please make it stop—”
Phil couldn’t make it stop, he didn’t know how.
All he could do was hold her and mutter reassurances, rock her back and forth as she relived the worst times of her life.
Eventually, the terror faded and she went limp.
“Don’t leave me,” she whispered. “Please Dad, don’t ever leave me.”
“I won’t,” Phil whispered into dark hair. “I promise.”
“Really?” and her voice was broken and open, shattered right to her very core that Phil wanted to rip his own heart out and give it to her so hers would stop hurting.
Though he wasn’t sure his own pieced-together soul was any better than hers.
“Yes, sweet, I promise,” he said. He kissed her forehead, running his hand through the dark curls.
Absentmindedly, he realized this was Minx’s first time calling him ‘dad’.
She felt safe enough to call him ‘dad’, to lurch towards him for safety and a hug—
Phil picked her up carefully, cradling her as if she was the world’s greatest treasure.
She slept with him and Kristin that night, surrounded by magic so thick an Ancient wouldn’t have been able to enter the room.
Phil only wished he would be able to protect her like this forever.
Puffy
“Phil—”
Phil looked up from his book to see Puffy standing in the doorway. The rest of the house had gone to bed a few hours ago—Phil had just decided to catch up on some reading.
“Yeah sweet?” he set the book down and held an arm out, inviting her to cuddle next to his side, most of the kids’ favorite pastimes.
She was slow, wringing her fingers and biting her lip, and instead sat on the chair facing Phil.
“Can I ask you a question?” she asked, voice small and confused.
“Of course.” Now Phil was confused. He shifted forward so he was sitting up. “What’s keeping you up?”
Puffy looked back at her hands, picking a hangnail. She sighed, and it came out shakily. “My dad’s dead.”
She said it as fact, one Phil had checked up on first chance he had gotten and had confirmed.
“Would it be—disrespectful,” she said the word as if it tasted bad, “—if I called you dad?”
Her volume tapered off at the end till Phil had to run the sentence through his head a few times to make sure he had heard her right.
He paused for a minute, thinking. Puffy’s dad, though Phil had respected him, had had no business being a father, or even a husband. The sea was his first love, and he had no place for another in his heart. He had had said as much to Phil before he and him and parted ways for the last time.
In Phil’s mind, he would only ever be the figure in Puffy’s life that actually deserved the title—fathers didn’t run from their families.
“Do you think it would be?” Phil said kindly. It didn’t matter what he thought—this was Puffy’s decision.
Puffy bit her lip again, and Phil was afraid she’d start bleeding. “I don’t think my real dad actually ever loved me.”
Phil’s heart bled at the pain in her voice, knowing she was probably right.
“I want to love him, love his memory,” she said, voice cracking. “And I think a small part of me always will.” A pained smile lit her face, and it beautiful despite the tears rolling down her face. “I have his spirit, his fire. I’ll always love him for that.”
The smile faded and she wiped her face. “But I don’t want to call him ‘dad’ anymore. It only hurts now, knowing he never loved me or Angelina enough to stay.”
Phil didn’t comment on Puffy’s use of her mother’s real name. Puffy had made it clear a long time ago what she thought of her mother and her drinking issues. Kristin had become Puffy’s ‘Mum’, and Phil was content just to be her godfather.
Puffy swallowed, and she looked up, broken and cracked.
“Can I call you Dad?” she asked, voice so small Phil wasn’t sure he had heard her right.
He smiled, fighting back tears of his own. “Of course, sweet.”
He opened his arms again and Puffy didn’t hesitate. She dove into his embrace and clung to him with shaking arms, crying silent tears.
She couldn’t see Phil’s face, and he had too much practice for her to ever know, but he was crying silently along with her.
Eret
It was the normal night, Phil making the rounds before going to bed himself.
He was not particularly surprised to find Eret sitting up on his bed, staring off into space, looking as though he was carrying the weight of the world.
“Mate—?”
Eret looked up, eyes heavy. “I can’t remember.”
Phil’s heart fell.
Eret had been a ‘Karl’ case—it had been necessary to hide away most of Eret’s past from Eret’s own mind—Eret didn’t need that right now. He needed a normal life, a normal childhood.
He didn’t need to remember.
Not right now.
“I know, mate,” Phil said, readying a handful of magic in one of his palms, approaching the bed slowly. He cast a careful glance at the rest of the room—Sam and Quackity were already deeply asleep. “What can’t you remember?”
Eret blinked. “Who’s my dad?”
Phil really, really, didn’t want to answer that.
Eret tilted his head. “My momma’s dead, but Dad—” a single tear rolled down his face. “I can’t remember.”
Phil sat down next to him, letting the hand with the magic rest on Eret’s neck.
“You can pretend I’m your dad if you want,” Phil said kindly.
Eret shuddered as the magic began to work, changing his memories. “I know what you’re doing,” he said very, very quietly, and Phil’s heart skipped a beat. “It’s okay though,” Eret continued with a yawn. “I don’t think I want to remember right now anyway.”
Phil carded his fingers through Eret thick curls, humming in passive agreement. “You just have to trust me, mate,” Phil said gently. “I promise it’ll all work out some day.”
Eret twitched, Phil’s magic taking hold. “I know. I believe you.”
Phil hummed and guided Eret to lie down, tucking him in with a kiss as he double-checked the magic to make sure Eret’s memories were sealed away.
Eret’s magic was powerful though, and it would only be a matter of time before Eret’s subconscious peeled away at Phil’s locks and walls.
“Ima call you Dad,” Eret said drowsily, smiling languidly up at Phil. “I can’t remember, so you’ll be my dad.”
Phil smiled, trying not to show how much that made him want to cry. “That works for me,” he said, bopping Eret’s nose. Eret giggled and his eyes closed one at a time, and Phil made sure he was asleep before he left for the rest of his rounds.
He ignored the guilt that burned in his stomach.
Charlie
Phil laid in the recliner, running his hand through Charlie’s hair. The little slime wheezed in his sleep, the affects of the cold that had wiped through the house making it difficult for the poor kid to sleep longer than a few hours.
And when the kids were awake, Phil was awake.
“He's powerful, you know.”
Phil just barely managed to stifle the urge to chuck Charlie and find a weapon.
A light giggle. “Did I scare you?”
Fate.
She was a woman this time, mid-twenties. All grown up and sophisticated, smile just as wide and eyes just as bright.
Phil flopped his head back, trying to get his heartbeat back to an acceptable level. “M’lady, I really wish you wouldn’t do that.”
Another giggle. “But it’s funny!”
“My heart can’t take it.”
Fate snorted and stretched. “Old man.”
Phil ticked up an eyebrow and adjusted Charlie’s blanket. “Aren’t you older than me? Like, by literally forever?”
Fate shrugged, grinning like an imp.
“Why are you here?” Phil asked, wishing he could sleep. There wasn’t a lot of that to go around lately.
“No reason,” Fate said drifting forward in mid-air to lounge directly above Phil so she could play with Charlie’s hair. “Just thought I’d warn you about your little boy.”
“I already know,” Phil rolled his eyes. “A direct descendant. Same as Eret.”
“But Eret has another prophecy in mind for him,” Fate pointed out. “This one—this one is meant for greatness.”
“They all are,” Phil said. “Isn’t that why you sent them to me?”
Fate hummed, twirling a chocolate-brown lock over her finger. “It is, isn’t it? You finally figured that out, huh?”
“Too many coincidences,” Phil sighed, thinking about a few rather vital details about some of his children. “Far too many.”
Fate chuckled. “Took you long enough to realize.”
“I knew by Techno, M’lady,” Phil sighed. “I knew you weren’t done with me the moment I laid eyes that boy.”
Charlie took this moment to stir, sweaty little first clenching on Phil’s shirt. “Dad?”
Fate smiled, so softly and lovingly Phil forgot she was powerful enough to destroy the earth with a thought. “I’ll leave you be.”
With one breath and the next, she was gone.
Phil soothed Charlie back to sleep, giving him a small sip of a potion and a drink of water before the little slime drifted away again.
Closing his own heavy eyelids, feeling the weight of the world on his shoulders, Phil finally found some rest.
Niki
Phil glared at the woman on his doorstep.
For once he wished it was Fate.
“Can I help you?” he asked, sensing the sea magic beneath her flawless skin, rippling in her auburn hair.
Mer.
“You have something of ours,” the woman said, voice lilting with an accent that could only be merish.
She could only be talking about Niki.
Phil didn’t need to tell the woman he knew that.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I don’t appreciate you accusing me,” Phil said tightly. “I’m a busy man.”
“You have something that belongs to the sea,” the woman pressed, almost snarling.
“The sea should have protected what was hers if she wanted to keep it so badly,” Phil pointed out, refusing to let this woman push him around.
“Give me the child,” the woman snapped, teeth bared and eyes glinting. “Give me what is ours.”
Phil’s dagger was at her neck in the breath between heartbeats. “Try and take her.”
The woman didn’t seem too perturbed. “There are curses in place for those that try to take the property of the sea.”
“Dad—”
Phil turned halfway and saw Eret standing there, Niki’s hand in his. Niki was half-behind him, eyes wide as she obviously recognized the familiar magic.
The mer hissed, straining to peer around Phil, sensing one of her kin. Phil pressed the knife a bit firmer, warning her as blood was drawn.
“Go back upstairs, mate,” Phil said calmly. “Go find Techno or your mother.”
Niki inched forward, and Phil could feel her magic reaching out towards the strange mer’s.
“Niki, sweet,” Phil said firmly, Eret putting both his hands on his sister’s shoulders to hold her back.
“I can’t—” Niki’s face was tight, her eyes scared. “It’s not me—Daddy—”
Phil killed the mer on the porch without a second thought.
The magic recoiled, and Niki was released.
Phil caught her before she hit the ground, wrapping his arms tightly around the baby mer—his baby mer.
“Dad—” Eret said again, scared.
“Go find Mum and some of the older kids, okay, mate?” Phil ordered quietly. “Everything’s okay, I promise. Just go find Mum for me.”
He heard Eret’s footsteps as he scampered off, and let out a sharp exhale, rubbing his hand on Niki’s back.
“You okay, sweetie?”
Niki didn’t answer right away, but eventually nodded shortly. “It just scared me,” she said, voice muffled by Phil’s shirt. “I felt her magic poking at mine and I didn’t like it. Then I couldn’t move—”
“No, no, Princess—” Phil said, hearing the tears starting to form and trying to see if Techno’s nickname would work. He picked her up gently, barely noticing her little weight. “Don’t cry—it’s okay—”
Niki sniffled and buried her face into Phil’s chest.
Kristin came running, Sam, Dream, and Eret right behind her and Phil motioned with his head towards the porch.
“They came for Niki,” Phil said lowly.
Kristin nodded and pushed past Phil to the porch.
Phil took Niki upstairs to the girls’ bedroom, singing a soft melody and sending waves of his own magic into her, trying to soothe her own angered magic.
He sat in the oversized chair he had bought at Puffy’s begging and held his daughter.
Held her till he realized she had called him ‘dad’.
Held her till she fell asleep, safe in his arms.
Held her while he comprehended why it had taken the mers so long to come after the Princess.
Jack
There weren’t rules in the ‘Parent’s Handbook for not Failing at Raising a Child’ for when one of said children almost burnt down the barn.
Phil stood, watching the smoldered ash that was the barn’s north wall, with his hand on Jack’s shoulder.
“Jack?”
“Hmm?” Jack answered nervously, deliberately pretending not to see the aftermath of his magic.
“Why is my barn on fire?”
Jack swallowed. “I sneezed?”
Phil didn’t doubt it.
One of Sapnap’s sneezes had burnt down the blacksmith’s a few years ago. Served them right for selling Phil warped horse shoes.
“Purpled chasing after you with pepper again?”
Jack mumbled and kicked the grass. “ ‘S not fair—he can teleport.”
Phil let him stew for a few minutes, pretending to be debating Jack’s fate.
“Alright then,” Phil finally sighed, clapping Jack’s shoulder and giving him a gentle shove towards the house. “You’ll help me fix it tomorrow.”
Jack hesitated. “I’m not grounded for a hundred years?”
Phil raised an eyebrow. “You want to be?”
Jack’s eyes widened comically. “No! Never mind!”
He shot off towards the house, yelling at the top of his lungs, “Dad says I’m not in trouble!”
The door slammed, and Phil had to sit there a minute, slightly stunned.
He laughed a few minutes later and headed in, shaking his head.
Quackity
Phil tapped the brush in the small tin of oil, scraping off the excess, before running it over a golden feather.
Kristin hummed from her chair, needles clicking softly around the baby-blue yarn. The fire crackled warmly, filling the room with a haze of warmth and sleepiness despite the storm thundering away outside.
Antfrost and Minx stretched out in hybrid form, purrs rumbling in the room. Techno sharpened his sword, the whetstone’s growl a comforting sound. The rest of the kids were sprawled about, sleepy and content.
Quackity sat on the floor in front of Phil, wings in Phil’s lap, drowsing away as Phil preened the beautiful feathers.
Phil had never seen pure golden feathers before, and he had seen a lot. He knew there was magic in those feathers, pure magic, but Quackity had yet to show any affinity for using it.
That was okay.
They had time.
He set the brush down and started running his fingers over individual feathers, zipping them closed. Quackity was practically purring with happiness. Between all the avians in the house, Quackity took to preening the best.
Phil paused, reaching to grab a smaller brush for the downy fluff. Quackity stirred at the loss of contact and whined.
“Daaadddd—”
Phil chuckled and Kristin looked up. “Patience, mate.”
He started picking at the tangled fluff, and Quackity went back to being barely lucid and sleepy.
“Phil—”
Phil looked up to see Kristin smiling softly. She nodded to Quackity. “That was the first time.”
Phil must have been really tired, because it took a solid minute for him to figure out what she meant.
Quackity had just called him ‘Dad.’
Phil swallowed hard and kept brushing. Outside, the rain poured and thrashed, but Phil’s family was secure indoors. Warm, happy, with full stomachs and safe hearts.
All was right with the world.
Karl
Phil liked the quietness of the forest. The peacefulness, and the emptiness.
The small bundle in his arms stirred, and Phil adjusted his grip.
“You stay asleep now, mate,” Phil said. Karl blinked lazily at him, all snuggled up in his dinosaur blanket. The haze of the Beast’s mind magic flickered in the bi-colored eyes, working away at changing the child’s memories.
“Who are you?” the boy asked.
“I’m your guardian,” Phil said patiently.
The boy blinked again, one eye at a time. “Are you my dad?”
Phil hesitated at that one. Hypothetically, Karl didn’t have a dad, not a physical one anyway. People with his magic never did.
“I can be if you want,” Phil said. Karl wasn’t going to remember this anyway.
Karl yawned and nuzzled closer. “I want a dad.”
“Okay, mate,” Phil said, chuckling under his breath at how the boy was quickly falling asleep. “I’ll be your dad.”
He made it home, and tucked the boy away into the bed he had prepared once the Beast had contacted him.
Just as he pulled the blanket up Karl woke up again.
This time, his eyes were crystal clear.
He smiled softly and reached for Phil. “Dad—”
Phil’s heart stuttered, but he smoothed the boy’s hair down away from his forehead. “Yeah, mate?”
“I’m sleepy—”
“Then go to bed,” Phil chuckled, adjusting the blanket. Karl yawned again and burrowed deeper into the blankets.
Phil waited till he was sure the child was asleep before letting himself go to bed, heart warm.
Ranboo
Ranboo was what Phil would describe as ‘bi-polar.’
There were days he’d be happy and energetic and full of life and sarcasm, and others he’d be depressed and miserable and sad.
When in one of these bi-polar moods, he would attach himself to one of four people.
Techno, Tommy, Tubbo, or Phil.
Today was a sad day, and Phil was the one.
“Ranboo, mate,” Phil did his absolute best not to show how frustrated he was. “I can’t write the letters with you attached to my arms.”
Ranboo whimpered and let go, cringing away, and Phil immediately felt bad.
“I c-can’t help it—” his spindly fingers wove together, cracking the knuckles. “I feel—off—”
Phil closed his eyes to collect himself. He had a migraine and his neck was out—it was just a bad day.
“Please don’t be mad, I’m sorry Dad—”
Phil’s eyes flew open, recognizing the beginnings of a panic attack as Ranboo’s voice pitched.
“Please, I didn’t mean it—”
“Ranboo—”
“Don’t yell at me—”
“Ranboo.”
Ranboo wasn’t listening. His eyes had gotten all glassy and he couldn’t seem to focus on anything.
Phil stood, shutting the curtains and the door, settling the room into a gentle darkness. With a deep-rooted sigh that came from his soul, he picked Ranboo up bridal style and brought him over the couch. He plopped down on his back, laying Ranboo on his chest and sighed again.
“Go to sleep, mate,” Phil said, running his fingers through the black and white hair. “You’ll feel better after a nap.”
“You’re not mad?” So very small and broken, vulnerable and pleading.
Frustrated and tired, yes. Mad? At you? Never.
“No I’m not. Just a bit more tired today than normal.”
“I’m sorry,” Ranboo said softly.
Phil dabbed at the corners of the half-Ender’s eyes, making sure the tears didn’t burn his face and add to the scar collection on his face. Kristin’s salves and magic had just managed to heal most of the scar tissue up—no need to be reopening old wounds.
“No need to be sorry for having a rough day,” Phil explained, closing his eyes against the thundering headache. “You can’t control it.”
Ranboo murmured and nuzzled his face into Phil’s neck.
A little bit of sleep magic, and the boy was asleep.
Just before Phil followed him to Dreamland, he noted what Ranboo had called him—for the first time.
Phil only wished, with a sad sense of regret, it could have been under better circumstances.
But when Ranboo called him ‘dadza’ the very next day to try and wheedle cookies out of him—it wasn’t so sad anymore.
Tommy/Tubbo
“Dadddd!!!”
“Dad, make him stop!!”
“Dad!!”
Of all the kids to scream that while racing around the corners, Phil didn’t expect it to be T-Squared off all people.
Tommy barreled into Phil’s legs, nearly knocking him onto the sofa, while Tubbo clear launched off the couch itself right at Phil’s face. The two latched onto him like leeches, Tubbo’s chest and shoulder in Phil’s face as the avian curled around his head.
Dream came rushing around the corner, grinning like a maniac, suspiciously-glittering potion in hand.
“C’mon, you little brats—” Dream said evilly, eyes glinting with a look Phil had long since learned to associate with ‘destruction.’ “The book says this potion will turn your wings pink now c’mere.”
“No!” Tommy yelled, tightening his grip. “Go do it to George!”
“Yeah!” Tubbo added at the top of his lungs, right in Phil’s ear. “Or Sapnap!”
“They don’t have wings!” Dream lunged and Tubbo shrieked, Phil’s ear popping and the vision in his left eye going white. He wrapped himself so tightly around Phil’s neck he lost the ability to breathe for a half second.
Balancing precariously, Phil held Dream at bay with a foot to the stomach and tried to pry Tubbo off his face.
“Would you lot chill out a bit?” Phil asked, trying to remember how to breathe with a human blocking his airways.
“He’s gonna turn us pink!” Tommy cried, being quite overdramatic.
“If we’re lucky!” Tubbo said. “I swear that thing exploded a bit when he made it.”
“Dream, mate,” Phil almost lost his balance as Dream pushed against the foot on his chest, keeping him from his torture subjects. “You gotta stop.”
Dream did stop, knowing when to stop pushing the limits, and pouted. “But I spent two hours on this!” he held the bottle up like that made it any less dangerous.
“Do we look like we care?!” Tommy shouted, pale red wings flared to their fullest.
“Alright!” Phil raised his voice, just the slightest, and the kids stopped, almost sheepishly.
“Tubbo, mate—” Phil carefully grabbed Tubbo by the collar and, quite literally, peeled the avian off of him. “You can’t just glue yourself to my face.”
Tubbo whined and kicked the air, but let Phil put him down—though he did immediately dart behind Phil as soon as his feet hit the ground.
“Tommy—I need my leg,” Phil did the same to Tommy, carefully picking him up by the scruff and depositing him next to Tubbo.
“And Dream—”
Dream’s face turned into a dramatic scowl, but he handed the potion over.
“You know better than to put gunpowder in anything involved with magic.”
“I know—but I wanted to add a kick!”
“You almost had us kick the bucket!” Tubbo declared, one hand Phil’s pant-leg and the other wrapped around Tommy’s right wing as a security blanket.
“Just—” Phil sighed, ruffling Tubbo’s hair. “Go play outside for a bit, okay? Burn off some of that energy.”
Tommy took off without a second’s hesitation, Tubbo following right after.
Dream gave him a sheepish look before taking off before Phil could scold him some more.
Phil sighed to himself, smiling a bit at their mischievousness and energy that he wished he still had.
It would be hours later before he realized that had been Tommy and Tubbo’s first time calling him ‘dad’.
It would be days before the smile left his face.
Drista
“Phil!”
“Dadddzzaaa!!”
Phil’s heart jumped into next week as he shot down the stairs from where he had been trying to fix the sticky drawer on the girls’ vanity.
Dream and Kristin were standing in the kitchen, little Drista in Dream’s arms. She had a fork clutched in a sweaty face, swinging it around. How Dream trusted that kid with a pointy object so close to his face, Phil would never know.
“What?” he asked, trying to slow his racing heart.
No one was dying, no one was bleeding, the table wasn’t on fire again—
“Say it again, Drista!” Dream cooed, bouncing the toddler. “C’mon—”
Drista smacked his face as hard as she could with the flat of the fork and squealed.
“Drista—” Kristin dangled a cookie in front of her. “Say it~”
Drista reached for the cookie, and Phil let himself relax, waiting for whatever Dream had taught his little sister.
“Drista~” Dream teased one more time.
“Dadddzzaaa!!” Drista finally shrieked, laughing as Dream and Kristin cheered and Phil stared.
Dream handed him the toddler and Drista laughed, wrapping her hands in Phil’s shirt and yanking. “Dada daddzaaa dada!!”
Phil hugged her and forced himself not to cry.
Today was a good day.
Alyssa
Phil was not exactly sure what to make of the baby that had showed up in his house—after he had had nothing to do with her appearance.
Kristin said she was a gift from Fate, to make up for the child they lost years ago—and that brought a painful ache to Phil’s chest.
The rest of the kids adored her, seemingly, just as much as they loved and babied Drista.
“You’re a peculiar little thing, do you know that?” Phil asked, bouncing the toddler while he kept his wife company in the kitchen, dinner simmering on the stove.
“Don’t tease the baby,” Kristin said absentmindedly, as though there was something else on her mind.
Phil hummed, checking the other room at a particularly loud yell to make sure Charlie hadn’t slimed Ranboo again.
Distractedly, he began to coo the way he had with Wilbur all those years ago, and even more recently with Drista. “Can you say ‘dadda’ ?”
“Don’t you dare!” Kristin whipped around, pointing a knife good-naturedly in Phil’s general direction. “It’s my turn!”
“You got Drista!” Phil shot back, laughing at the fact his wife was still holding that over his head.
Kristin huffed, throwing carrots into a pot. “Still not fair. I pushed that kid outa me and he still said your name first.”
Phil laughed back, only slightly mocking as Kristin was making his food and he wanted to eat tonight.
“C’mon, Lyssa—” he crooned, bopping the little nose. “ ‘Dada’?”
Alyssa laughed, as if mocking him.
“I know you want to say it—” Phil teased. “I can see it—”
Alyssa’s face screwed up and she made a grab for Phil’s wings, even though they were terribly out of reach.
“No, not the wings,” Phil scolded lightly, taking the stack of bowls from his wife and moving to the dining room. “ ‘Daddaa’.”
Alyssa let out a loud squeal, flapping her arms. “Dadda!” she yelled it as loud as she could, punctuating it with a sharp whack to Phil’s chest.
Phil froze, realization sending dread up his spine, immediately turning to face the kitchen.
Kristin was standing the entryway, arms crossed and knife in hand. “Really?”
“Uhh—” Phil grinned innocently. “I love you?”
Alyssa cheered as Phil took off running.
Fundy
“But Dadddd—” Wilbur whined and Phil had to suppress the eye-roll, bouncing Fundy as he filled out the paperwork. The clerk snorted from behind the desk, but minded her business.
“You’re too young, mate,” Phil tried to explain patiently. “It’s illegal to file custody of a minor to another minor.”
“But I found himmmm—” Wilbur pressed, hanging on his dad’s back and inadvertently smushing his feathers beneath the forest-green cloak.
“And he’s gonna have to be under my name,” Phil said, signing the last line and sliding the papers back to the receptionist.
“Right, mate?” he said to the baby. Fundy giggled as usual; the toddler seemed to think literally everything was hilarious.
“Daddddaa!!” Fundy shrieked, kicking out and catching Phil in the chest. Phil grunted and immediately laughed at the look of absolute betrayal on Wilbur’s face.
“Really?!” Wilbur whined. “You sign one fancy piece of paper and he changes loyalties?!”
Phil chuckled, handing the ginger-haired baby over to his eldest son so he could finish up with the clerk without a screaming baby knocking him in the face.
He listened to Wilbur chatter absentmindedly, flipping through papers, Fundy cooing happily.
He wished things could stay like this forever.
Connor
“I’ve never had a dad before,” Connor said, watching his brothers wrestle around as Bad and Skeppy worked at the knotted mess that was Connor’s feathers.
Phil looked up from brushing through Puffy’s hair.
“It’s super great,” Skeppy said, munching on popcorn and throwing some at Velvet. “Specially when they don’t beat us.”
Phil chose not to make a remark at that, instead focusing on a knot at the base of Puffy’s neck.
“The food denying is also good too,” Ponk pointed out, munching on an apple.
“Right Dadza?” Wilbur looked up from braiding Techno’s hair.
Phil gave him a look and twisted a length of the fuzzy hair to braid later.
“What’s a ‘dadza’?” Connor asked, squirming a bit as Bad carefully snapped a dead feather.
“Our word for ‘dad’ because we’re stupid,” Sapnap said, tossing a piece of popcorn at Tommy’s open mouth.
“And uncreative,” Tubbo piped up.
“What’s the ‘za’ for?” Connor asked.
“Dadza’s actual name is ‘Philza’,” Ranboo said helpfully.
“Add the two plus the one, and voila,” Quackity said, stretching out Tommy’s wing to get at the clumps at the base of the feathers.
“Ignore him,” Minx said, not looking up from where she was carefully applying a face mask to Drista, Charlie and Jack waiting patiently for their turn.
“That’s what the rest of us do,” Dream laughing, double-checking Tubbo’s primaries.
Connor blinked and George snorted. “You’re all just confusing him, you know.”
“Ignore them all, sweet,” Kristin came into the room and started passing out pumpkin muffins, Fundy ‘helping’, Bad having to get the first pick.
“Soooo, I get to call Phil ‘dadza’ too?” Connor asked shyly.
“Of course!” Puffy said, scaring Phil a little bit. He thought he had put her to sleep, braiding her hair.
Connor smiled so widely it looked like his face split. He didn’t say anything else that night, nibbling on his muffin and listening to Tommy brag through some story, but the moment when he said ‘night, Dadza’ before Phil tucked him in that night—
Phil would cherish that second for many years to come.
Velvet
Phil stood patiently by the tree, keeping a careful eye on his surroundings as Velvet said his goodbyes.
The two graves were unmarked, neatly carved of white stone. The apple tree curved over them, letting her blossoms fall onto the child as he grieved for his parents.
Velvet was mumbling something, voice too quiet for Phil to hear. He picked at the grass, sitting cross-legged. He was pale and still shaky—Phil had been concerned this whole ordeal would be too much for the poor kid, but Velvet had insisted.
“Phil?”
Phil took his cue and walked forward carefully, reaching down to help Velvet up.
“Ready, mate?” Phil asked, smoothing Velvet’s windblown hair out of his face. The marks on his neck were still red and angry, and Phil could feel the Sire bond to the child beating healthily in time with his pulse.
“Yeah,” Velvet said timidly, leaning heavily on Phil.
He seemed to hesitate.
“You want to stay a bit longer?” Phil asked.
Velvet shook his head, and he seemed to struggle for a bit. “Do I have to call you Dad?”
Phil actually had to blink at that one.
All of his kids had eventually started calling him dad, but he never pushed it onto any of them. Velvet was one of the few of his kids that had had good parents, parents that hadn’t hurt him or abandoned him or kept food from him.
Velvet had someone else in life that had earned the title, and Phil wasn’t going to take it from him.
“No mate, you don’t,” Phil said softly. “Not ever if you don’t want to.”
Velvet was quiet. “Not yet, I think,” he said, quietly but firmly. “It still hurts.”
Phil pulled him in for a hug, and led the boy away.
…
Phil punched the woman so hard he felt her ribcage shatter in three places. She flew back, back slamming into the wall hard enough to crack paint.
He pulled Velvet close to his body, using his wings to shield the silently crying child. It had taken him two hours to find the kidnappers—two agonizing hours of uncertainty before he tracked the vampire coven down to a small, abandoned house.
“You have no right to one of ours,” one of the older vampires hissed, and Phil actually snarled as he backed away, Velvet behind him as he struggled to find a way out of this.
“I have a right to what is mine,” Phil snapped. “Where were you when the child was dying at the hands of his mistress, at the hands of the one that should have protected him? I protected him, raised him, fulfilled the ritual to be his Sire—his rightful Sire by the way, seeing as none of you have any desire to listen to the ways of your ancestors.”
The six vampires hissed in unison and Phil heard Velvet choke out a cry. The poor kid was trembling, hands locked into Phil’s shirt so tightly Phil knew he’d have to pry off every finger.
“You infringe on what was never meant to be a mortal’s,” the eldest vampire said, inching forward.
Phil grinned wickedly. “Oh mate, I am anything but mortal.”
“Give us the child, give us our brother,” two chanted together.
“Try and take him,” Phil growled.
The youngest vampire lunged and Phil’s silver blade slit his throat before he even grazed Phil’s sleeve. The other vampires backed up, watching their brother writhe and drown in his own blood.
“I will kill every last one of you before you ever lay hands on my son,” Phil said in a very deadly, very quiet tone. “Go ahead and try me, and watch your brothers and sisters fall like your comrade on the floor.”
The twin vampires hissed low in their throat, but slinked away. The others followed, slow and sullen, red eyes furious and glinting. The oldest turned to Phil before vanishing.
“You’ve taken one of ours,” he said, low and ominous. “One day, we will take one of yours.”
Phil sneered. “I fear nothing I can kill.”
The vampires offered no other conversation and Phil gathered his son close to him.
“Velvet, mate, close your eyes,” he said. He picked the skinny boy up and left the building that had held Velvet captive, not even bothering to look back before taking to the skies.
Velvet whimpered, but made no other noise the rest of the way home.
When Phil landed on the front porch, he thought Velvet had actually fallen asleep.
He was proven wrong when Velvet flinched as Phil set down, moving to plaster himself closer.
“We’re home,” Phil said quietly. Kristin would be waiting, pacing, wanting to hug her little boy.
Velvet shrunk in on himself. “Are you mad at me?”
“Of course not,” Phil said, trying to figure out why he would possibly be mad at the poor kid.
“But you got hurt,” he whispered.
Phil had honestly forgotten about the scratch on his arm.
“I’ve been hurt a lot worse, Velvet,” Phil reassured. “This is nothing.”
Velvet swallowed hard. “Okay.”
Phil recognized hesitation when he saw it.
“Anything else?”
Velvet squirmed, and it took a while, but he eventually spoke. “I think I’m ready to call you Dad now.”
Phil was not expecting that of all things.
“Okay, mate,” he said, pressing a kiss to Velvet’s head. “But only if you want.”
Velvet nodded and sighed deeply. “I want.”
“Okay.”
He brought his little boy into the house and carefully supervised as the rest of the kids and his wife swarmed him, reaching for their brother. He watched as Bad shared his favorite blanket and Puffy brushed his hair and Kristin washed the blood of his face.
Everything was as it should be. A bit sore, a bit hurt—but together.
And if he spent extra time at Velvet’s bed that night, just a bit, nobody else had to know.
Callahan
Callahan didn’t talk much after getting his voice back.
Quite the opposite to what Phil expected, but Callahan had shrugged when Phil asked.
Phil had let it be.
He had more pressing issues to worry about that involved Callahan—his not speaking wasn’t quite at the top of the list.
So when Callahan accidently bumped him in the hallway, said ‘Sorry dad’ in passing under his breath, Phil almost missed it.
But he didn’t.
“Callah?”
He turned, the lanky boy giving him a confused book. Callahan figured it out, and he looked bashfully at the floor. His posture went stiff, and Phil distantly remembered Hannah saying something about Callahan hiding emotion and only opening up when necessary.
Phil didn’t embarrass him, just pulled him in for a hug.
“It’s okay, Callah,” he said quietly, rubbing the boney spine. “You’re okay.”
Callah melted at the words, curling into Phil’s hug and making a noise in the back of his throat.
Phil let himself have this moment, knowing there wouldn’t be much more in the future.
Hannah
“She asked for you, you know,” Kristin whispered.
Phil paused, and looked at his wife.
The nightly rounds were taking a bit longer this time, seeing as Phil had just gotten back from a lengthy solo trip.
Some of the younger kids though, had already crashed.
Hannah being one of them.
“She did?” Phil asked, touched. Callahan and Hannah were still relatively new to the family. He honestly thought they’d feel a bit better having the ‘man of the house’ out of said house.
“She asked almost every day,” Kristin said knowingly, and Phil got the feeling she was holding something back.
“What’d else she’d say?” Phil asked, suddenly wary.
Kristin grinned. “She asked ‘when’s Dad coming home?’ ”
Phil swallowed hard. He was exhausted, thoroughly—that was probably why he was feeling much more emotional than usual. The trip—and the information that had come with—weren’t helping.
“She did?”
“Every day,” Kristin said. “Sometimes more than once.”
Phil exhaled through his nose, hiding his emotion. He must really be tired—
He didn’t know why he was lying to himself.
“C’mon, love.” Kristin pulled Phil down for a kiss on the cheek. “You’re tired.”
Phil wanted to spend more time with his children, but he followed his wife dutifully to bed.
The ache in his chest that the trip had hollowed out melted a bit as he slept that night.
Foolish
Phil was really starting to dread Fate’s visits.
Especially when he had no warning.
“How are you?” Fate asked brightly, swinging her legs on the garden bench, Foolish in her lap with an arm around his waist. Foolish looked extremely uneasy, but made no move to leave the Ancient’s grip.
“M’lady—” Phil said carefully, not wanting to tick the Ancient off while she was holding his son. “What brings you here?”
Fate shrugged. “Just wanted to visit my favorite family. I’m glad you found Foolish, by the way.” One sharp blue-eyed stare and Phil’s whole body stiffened. “Your plan worked perfectly.”
Foolish looked so confused and perplexed, Phil wanted to laugh. The dread in his stomach wouldn’t let him.
Fate hummed, fluffing Foolish’s dark hair. Phil could see Foolish was uncomfortable, didn’t want to be sitting with the lady he probably didn’t recognize.
Phil cleared his throat. “Foolish, come here, mate.”
Foolish, face relaxing with relief, slipped off Fate’s lap and latched himself around Phil’s waist, hiding his face in Phil’s stomach.
Fate smiled at the picture, and Phil glared. “I’d appreciate if you didn’t scare my children.”
Fate’s smile turned dark and twisted. “I am not the one they should fear, not with the skeletons in your own closet.”
Phil blinked, and she was gone.
Foolish whimpered and reached his arms up. Phil picked him up and sighed in relief at having his child safe in his arms where he belonged.
“Alright, mate,” Phil said, trying to lighten the mood. “Let’s go find some of your brothers and sisters.”
“You think I’m one of your kids?” Foolish asked in a really small voice, as if he was embarrassed, disregarding Phil’s suggestion.
Phil blinked. “Of course, mate. Why wouldn’t I?”
Foolish shrugged noncommittedly, then he brightened. “Does that mean I can call you ‘Dad’?!”
Phil just now realized Foolish had never called him that in the first place.
"I should think so.”
Foolish smiled so widely and happily that Phil forgot about Fate’s visit. “Yay!!”
Phil chuckled, trying to get the unease out of his system.
It was still okay.
He still had time.
Michael
“So let me get this straight—” Michael said dubiously, sitting next to Phil in the wagon seat. “You’ve adopted all these guys?” He waved to the literal caravan that was following Phil.
Phil nodded distractedly, keeping one eye on the road and the other on Dream, who seemed intent on terrifying George by riding as fast as he could.
“And you’re their dad now?”
Phil nodded again, feeling his stomach churn as George squealed and almost fell off the horse. Puffy stole George after that.
“And you adopted me too?”
“Technically,” Phil said, still not really paying attention. “I mean we can drop you off with someone, but you’re more than welcome to stay with us. I’ll go do the paperwork next week if you want.”
“So I can call you ‘dad’?”
Phil noted the slight strain in the small question, the history he knew would be hidden in that question, but he knew better than to point it out.
“Don’t see why not, mate,” he said, steering around a pothole—noting that Wilbur, driving the second wagon behind him, hit it dead on.
Michael sat back in his seat, and Phil could practically hear the gears turning the teen’s head. And he could have sworn Michael muttered ‘dad’ a few times under his breath, almost as if testing it out.
He smiled to himself, butterflies in his heart.
Another added to the flock.
Aimsey/Billzo
“But Daddddddddd—”
Phil didn’t even double-take. “No, Aimsey. No poison daggers.”
“But they’re pretty!”
“You know what’s not pretty? Accidentally nicking yourself and dying.”
Billzo giggled. “Ha ha, Dad said no!” He was riding piggy-back on Ranboo, tired from his diabetes deciding to be a pain in the Nether today.
Aimsey growled, pouting. Phil had had plenty of practice denying puppy-eyes. Aimsey had a long way to go before she had anything on the original True Master—Wilbur.
“Why did I get designated as the pack mule?” Ranboo asked, adjusting his grip.
“Because I’m tiiirreeedd,” Billzo whined, flopping his cheek on Ranboo’s shoulder. “And Dadza took pity.”
“Dadza’s playing favorites,” Aimsey grumbled under her breath.
“Dadza heard that,” Phil said good-naturedly, smiling to himself.
The arguing continued, and Phil couldn’t help but feel a bit happy.
It was all still far off.
He could enjoy this for a little while longer.
Eryn
Phil held Eryn till he calmed down. Being told you’re the last of your species—that there is nobody else out there like you, that understands you—takes a toll.
“Did you know my mom?” Eryn asked, fingers twined into Phil’s shirt.
Phil hesitated. Eryn was the last dragon, but he was more than that. More than what Phil could afford to tell him just yet.
“I did,” he said, feeling weight with the words.
“What about my dad?”
Phil really couldn’t afford to answer that question.
“No, mate. I’m sorry.”
Eryn didn’t say anything, and Phil could see him staring off into space, eyes wet.
“I bet they were nice,” he said softly, sniffling.
“I bet they were,” Phil said, running his hand through Eryn’s curls. “The nicest.”
Eryn snorted, and a bubble of snot popped before he wiped it away. The leathery wings twitched, and Phil felt the claws nick his skin as Eryn’s grip tightened.
“Can—can I—” he bit his lip, and seemed to change his mind.
Phil had heard this same sentence start a dozen times before, and he smiled softly. “Did you want to call me ‘dad’?”
Eryn blushed, and ducked his head, but there was the imperceptible, tiny nod. Phil chuckled and squeezed his little boy tight.
I’ll keep my promise, old friend, but it hurts.
Tina
Tina liked her heights, Phil had to give her that.
“I’m too old to be flying all the up here,” Phil joked quietly, touching down easily on the very tippy-top peak of the three-story house. Midnight had graced them with a beautiful dress of stars, a full moon that seemed to shimmer.
Tina sighed, not turning around. “Sorry.”
Phil sat next to her. “What’re we looking at?”
Tina shook her head. “Nothing. Can’t sleep.”
“Again?” Phil asked gently.
Tina closed her eyes. “Blood. Everywhere. Screams and something inside me snapping. Like something precious was yanked away.”
Phil suppressed the sigh of grief. Fairy magic was fickle, and hard to control. Keeping Tina away from what would only hurt her to find out so soon was a pain.
And they were so close to the end—Tina was so much older than when he had found the other kids. He didn’t save her in time to give her what all the others had gotten.
“My head always hurts too.” Tina rubbed her temples, tracing a path around the crown of her head.
The glittering object in Phil’s safe seemed to bore holes through the house to Phil’s guilty heart all the way up here.
“I don’t know,” Tina said tiredly. “I don’t know where I came from or why I’m here or what I’m supposed to do. I mean, I like it here, but I feel like it’s not what I was supposed to do with my life.”
Of course it wasn’t. Tina had spent her life preparing for something, and Phil had taken that away from her and blocked it off. Stolen away what she had been learning and practicing since she was born and replaced with marital arts and weapons training meant for a soldier.
Of course she would feel out of place. She was never meant to be a soldier in a war.
None of them were, the little voice at the back of Phil’s head scolded.
But they have to, Phil argued back. It’s too late to escape the inevitable.
He might have escaped this fate if he had kept Techno hidden, not trained him, made him calm and passive so he would never have to cave to his magic.
He might have gotten away with it by keeping George’s and Eret’s memories clamped down when he found them—refusing to let the two boys ever know why.
Even taking Niki from that beach wouldn’t have pushed it over the edge.
Sam could have been taught control—Phil could’ve syphoned on the magic in Sam’s soul and given it away.
Puffy would’ve believed anything Phil told her about her real father.
But none of that had mattered the second Phil had brought Karl into their home.
From there—taking Eryn, stealing Tina, welcoming Fundy, planning around Velvet and Michael, helping Charlie, saving Callahan, and setting up Foolish had only been tics on the wall of the cell Phil had locked himself and his children in.
Karl was the tipping point—even now Phil could feel the threads the Beast had tied the boy’s magic down with unraveling.
Callahan was aware—Phil knew the boy was trying to hide it, hide that fact his nightmares were merely memories coming free.
Eret was horridly suspicious—had stopped coming to Phil when he had bad dreams.
Everything was coming loose, ready to be revealed.
Phil only had so much time left with his children.
He only had so much time.
“I’m going to call you dad.”
Phil jerked. Tina was still here, the two of them were still on the roof. He had to get her to bed before she caught a cold.
“And why is that?” Phil asked kindly.
Tina shrugged passively. “I have nothing left from before. Might as well start anew.” She gave him a weak smile. “Hey, Dadza.”
Phil’s heart melted with grief at her openness, the raw hurt he could see in her eyes.
She wouldn’t love you if she knew what you had done.
Phil ignored the thought, gathered his daughter into his arms. He held her tight, refusing to the intrusive, destructive thoughts takes root.
She was his now. She was safe here, at least for now. Phil may not have as much time with her, but he would make it count.
She hadn’t deserved what she had been forced into preparing for as a baby—she hadn’t deserved what Phil had rescued her from.
She deserved him and Kristin and all her brothers and sisters. The safety of their home, and the love that came with it.
He took her to bed, tucked her in, and wrapped the mind magic a little bit tighter around her memories.
Not yet, my sweet, he thought. Soon, I promise.
The weight of the future hung all the heavier around Phil’s heart that night.
Lani
Phil decided he was getting too old for this.
He held the bee child on his hip, only half-listening to Tubbo’s chatter as the boy dragged on his hand, determined to ‘lead the way’ back to the others. How many kids did he have now? Thirty? Forty?
“Are you my dad?”
Phil snapped too, suddenly paying attention to the tiny child in his arms.
“I don’t know,” he said. “Do you have a dad?”
Lani, as she had introduced herself shyly at Tubbo’s loud demands, shook her head. “The nice lady said you were my family, which makes you my dad. Right?”
She peered down at Tubbo to ask his opinion, sheer wings humming in excitement.
“Well, he’s my dad, and I found you, which makes you my sister—sooooo,” Tubbo said, skipping along.
Phil chuckled at Tubbo’s logic, but his heart did a little pang as Lani latched onto his neck. “Daddy!”
He paused mid-step, then bounced her higher up on his hip and sighed in contentment.
Life was good.
Notes:
Don't a single one of you ask me to do the same thing for Kristin. I love her dearly, and I really wish I could, but I literally got nothing left for this trope. I turned out almost 30+ scenarios, okay? I can't do it anymore!
Be safe my darlings!! Your comments keep my happy and smiling and I love every last one of you!! <333
(By the way, some of you are really good guessers and it's scaring me)
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