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Ryoumen Sukuna thinks teenage boys are painfully dumb.

Summary:

“Fushiguro Megumi.” The curse stated firmly before continuing, “I assume you are afflicted with the same condition my vessel is in. Since he is too cowardly to approach you himself, I have taken over momentarily to proposition you to have sex with him.”

***

Yuuji and Megumi get hit by sex pollen, but too shy to get together, so Sukuna decides to do something about it.

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Sukuna didn’t know what he did to deserve this.

Okay that was a lie. King of Curses, subjugated, maimed, killed, etc, etc. But this… THIS was maddening. Tortuous even! He wanted to claw his eyes out. Or pummel his vessel.

He had already tried the latter, but it didn't solve anything. Never solves anything. Why? Because Itadori Yuuji was dumb. Thick skulled. Could NOT take a hint.

The hint in this case being Fushiguro Megumi inviting his vessel to the former’s dorm. How much more obvious could it get? But no. His vessel, flushed, flustered, refuses each time, thinking about how he couldn’t possibly put himself into temptation’s way and ‘ruin’ his friendship with Fushiguro Megumi.

How dumb could he be?

Sukuna even tried to be helpful. Helpful! Him! King of Curses! Who would have thought he’d ever see such a pathetic sight as to actually be compelled to provide aid, provide life advice! But no, his idiot vessel would not listen, and insisted that Sukuna was ‘messing with him to ruin his friendship with Megumi’.

And so, here Sukuna was subjected to this infuriating parade of two hormonal teenage boys who can’t figure it out.

***

Then ‘that curse incident’ occurred. It was some low grade lust curse that caught the two boys off guard, and managed to spray both Yuuji and Fushiguro Megumi before he was dealt with by that woman, Kugisaki.

That night, Itadori lay in bed, trying desperately to rub one out without success, as Sukuna sat on his throne, and kept his palm connected with his face.

He willed a mouth to appear on Itadori’s face.

“Brat, you have to actually mate with someone for it to work out of your system. Those lust curses are not entirely uncommon even back in my time.”

“Why should I believe you? And besides how am I even supposed to find someone to have sex with??” Itadori grunted, hint of annoyance in his voice as he kept trying to pump his erect cock in his hands.

“Because it’s painful to watch you, and why would I lie about this? Just get it done.”

“Can’t you just heal me out of this? You’re in my body aren’t you?”

Well, he COULD. Technically, Sukuna could just negate the effects from his vessel’s body, but maybe this was the best opportunity to also get his vessel to get on with it and fuck Fushiguro Megumi, so he wouldn’t have to suffer and watch Itadori angst over his crush on the dark haired boy.

“It’s an effect on your mental state, not actually something wrong with your physical body, brat. Go next door and fuck Fushiguro Megumi already!”

Sukuna lied through his teeth. He was definitely going to get his vessel laid.

“No!! I can’t! I can’t take advantage of Megumi like that! He’d never forgive me. I’ll just wait this out.”

“It’ll take DAYS, brat.”

“That’s fine! I’ll just stay in my room.”

In his domain, Sukuna facepalmed for what he figured was the hundredth time today. Did he have to do everything?

“Enchain.”

***

As soon as he was in charge, Sukuna promptly got up off the bed, not bothering to put clothes back onto Itadori’s body as he crept out of the room and made his way to Fushiguro Megumi’s quarters next door and knocked loudly.

A groan came through moments before the door was yanked open.

“Itadori? What’s going on, why are you naked?”

“Wait.” In his lust-fogged mind, it took Megumi a few moments to register that Yuuji’s face was covered in Sukuna’s markings. That gave Sukuna the opportunity to nudge the boy inside and shut the door behind him.

“Sukuna. What do you want?” Fushiguro narrowed his eyes, trying to focus, ready to fight. Except that was Yuuji’s body in front of him. Yuuji’s naked body with a fully erect cock in front of him.

“Fushiguro Megumi.” The curse stated firmly before continuing, “I assume you are afflicted with the same condition my vessel is in. Since he is too cowardly to approach you himself, I have taken over momentarily to proposition you to have sex with him.”

Megumi opened his mouth to speak, but the only sound that came out was an incoherent “Umph.”

“I’ll take that as a yes.” Sukuna clapped his hands. Finally! Maybe all this pinning would be done with. He laid his hands on Fushiguro Megumi’s shoulders and walked the dark haired teen to his bed until the back of his legs made contact and he fell ungracefully into a sitting position.

“Now strip, Fushiguro Megumi.”

“Uh.” Megumi again tried to vocalize his confusion, but naked! Naked! Itadori was in front of him. Or at least naked Itadori’s body was in front of him! So he shucked off his boxers and tshirt.

It was as Sukuna expected, the dark haired teen was also in the same state, cock already erect.

“Alright. My work is done. Be grateful, Fushiguro Megumi.”

***

When Yuuji came to, he realized he was standing in front of Megumi. And they were both naked.

“Sukuna took over your body and propositioned me.”

“He WHAT???”

“Relax, brat. He agreed. Now get to it and thank me later.” Sukuna’s manifested mouth on Yuuji’s face faded away as quickly as it had appeared.

“Listen Megumi, you don’t have to…”

“It’s fine.”

“Oh. H...okay.”

In his domain, Sukuna tapped his fingers on his throne impatiently. What was the problem now?

He briefly manifested a mouth on his vessel’s face again, “Well, what are you waiting for?”

Megumi and Yuuji looked at each other.

“Um. Megumi, do you know what to do?”

“No. I’ve never had sex before. I thought you knew what to do.”

“I’m… no. I’ve never done anything like this before.”

Sukuna watched the farce before him. He briefly wondered if he could drown himself in the shallow reddened waters of his domain.

A mouth on Yuuji’s hand appeared and spoke, “You have a dick. It goes into a hole.”

Yuuji brought his arm up to his face to speak directly to Sukuna, “We know! But how does it work? How does it go in?”

Sukuna wondered what he did to deserve this. Well, he knew. But this was still maddening. Sukuna sighed, he was resigned to the fact that he would probably have stay manifested on Yuuji’s hand to guide two apparently virginal horny teenage boys on how to have sex.

“Oil. Do you have oil?”

Yuuji stared at Sukuna’s eye / mouth in confusion. “Why?”

“It’ll be easier.”

“Lubricant right? I have plain lotion there.” Megumi pointed to his dresser.

Yuuji walked over and grabbed the bottle then joined Megumi on the bed.

“So.. um. Do you want to put it in me, or should I…”

“No, you top first.” Megumi replied as he lay on his back.

“Oh...hokay.”

“If you two were not under a cursed influence right now, your dicks would have deflated long ago. What kind of sorry excuse for foreplay is this?”

“Oh my god! Sukuna, will you shut up? We’re virgins! It’s natural that we’re nervous!” Yuuji yelled at his hand.

“I can’t believe you’re arguing with Sukuna while we’re trying to have sex.” Megumi goused.

“Sorry!”

“Now get on with it! Brat, cover your fingers with that lotion and…”

“I get it! I get it!”

Yuuji carefully coated his fingers while Megumi helpfully threw a leg over the other boy’s shoulder to give him access.

“Ow! Be careful!”

“Sorry! Sorry! I’ll go slower.”

Sukuna watched in abject horror as his vessel was trying to finger open Fushiguro Megumi. It was a train wreck. He couldn’t watch this. Except he was kind of forced to watch this.

Eventually, Yuuji got it. Eventually a dick slowly found its way into a hole.

“Congratulations on losing your virginity!” Sukuna couldn't help but cackle from Yuuji’s hand.

“Will you shut up?!?” Both Yuuji and Megumi shouted at the mouth in unison.

“Oh ho ho!” Sukuna continued to chuckle but eventually withdrew from Yuuji’s hand.

“Oh my god, finally!”

“It was a… little bit disturbing to have Sukuna observe.”

“Sorry.”

“He’s in you, so I guess it’s to be expected. But go on. Move.” Megumi nudged Yuuji with his foot.

Yuuji nodded and gave a few light experimental thrusts.

“Hey…. can you swing your other leg onto my shoulder too?”

After a few more thrusts in this new position, Yuuji mentally patted himself on the back. Megumi was actually moaning. Moaning! Seems like he’s hitting a good spot like his.

“Go. harder….” Megumi gasped out

“Gotcha.” Yuuji began thrusting harder and faster. Unfortunately, he also drove Megumi’s head into the wall.

“Fuck! Ow!”

“Shit! Sorry!”

“I can’t watch this! Can’t you at least NOT injure your partner, brat?” Sukuna once again manifested on Yuuji’s hand.

“I’m trying!”

“Try harder!”

“Yuuji, stop arguing with Sukuna while your dick is in me!”

“Sorry!”

***

By morning, both boys had tried it both ways. The cursed influence in them had run its course, and they were now fast asleep in a tangle of limbs.

Sukuna, in his domain, sat slumped on his throne. He never wanted to witness two imbecile virginal boys attempt to copulate ever again. It would have been a comedy of errors if he could actually laugh at it. Surely all those years ago, he was never THAT incompetent, was he? Oh well, no matter, at least now it was done and maybe those two would stop being so pathetic.

***

Two weeks later:

Sukuna knew he was partly to blame for this. He played a hand in getting his vessel and Fushiguro Megumi together. Finally.

But seriously. Seriously. Several times a day, everyday, all he could hear was the very loud sex between Fushiguro Megumi and his vessel.

Why did he have to suffer so?

***

End.