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Just That And Nothing More by ISeeFire
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
16 Feb 2015
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Bilba Baggins is a bit shy. Okay, she's a LOT shy and when Gandalf shows up and dumps an entire Company of dwarves on her she is decidedly NOT amused.......or capable of speaking to them.....particularly the dark haired one who happens to be a PRINCE.
Thanks for that heads up, Gandalf.
All she can think is Kili should have a warning sign on him. It could say something like:
"Caution: Exposure to KILI could result in side effects including but not limited to -
- Incoherent speech
- Inability to speak at all
- Increased clumsiness
- Decrease in brain function
In a few cases more serious side effects have been reported including, but not limited, to -
- The sudden urge to run off on poorly thought out adventures
- Delusions where one believes they are capable of stealing from Trolls and/or dragons
In order to limit the risk of developing one or more of these side effects individuals should limit their exposure to KILI to brief bursts of staring or sidelong glances."Honestly, it'd only be fair.
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