Chapter 1: Plan B
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Crickets sang out around the tent alongside the chatter of departing guests. A couple dozen visitors in all... pitiful by most circus standards, but for the Aquatos, it was one of their biggest crowds in awhile.
The mood was jovial among the family as they prepared props for tomorrow. It may have been a good night, but there was no time to rest until everything was prepped for tomorrow’s show. They still had a week of nightly performances before they packed up and roamed off, never staying in one region for too long.
Little did they know, they weren’t alone. One of their guests had remained.
A tall figure lurked at the edge of the clearing, shrouded by the boughs. Their bright eyes watched the family, a pamphlet clutched between their fingers. They had a delivery to make. Only to a specific Aquato, however. Though a few psychics lingered among the family, there was one in particular the stranger sought.
Razputin.
And there he was. The boy grunted as he hefted a crate half his size, grumbling to himself. Were he allowed, he’d levitate the box and make it much, much easier. His father would never allow it though. Frustrated and straining, he’d fallen behind the rest of the group, alone.
Perfect.
This was the perfect opportunity. The stranger took a step out from the trees, ready to approach...
“Razputin!”
And immediately stepped back when his mom’s voice called out.
“Yeah, mom?” Razputin took the distraction as a chance to drop the crate for a breather... right on his foot. He yelped, hopping back and forth on one leg while he cradled his aching toes. His mother poked her head out from inside the main tent, fingers pressed to her lips.
“Oh, Razputin, I thought you didn’t want to add a dance routine to your act?” she asked. “Well, when you are done, your father and I could use a hand reaffixing the nets.”
Wincing, the boy nodded and his mother dipped back inside. Meanwhile, the stranger clenched their fist, the pamphlet crumpling inwards in their grip. This was bad. Perhaps their only chance to talk with him was about to disappear. This pamphlet needed to be delivered tonight, or they might never get another opportunity.
Once he could stand on two feet again, Razputin glared down at the box and gave it a kick. A gentle one, of course - he couldn’t afford any more toe damage. Afterwards, he cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted. “Hey, Frazie! Can you come get this? I gotta help mom and dad.”
His older sister stepped up, twice his height and more than capable of carrying the load. “Need me to do the heavy lifting again, Pooter?” she teased.
Raz rolled his eyes. “C’mon, you know I could handle it easily if dad let me,” he muttered as he left for the tent.
“Let you break his heart, you mean,” Frazie tutted. Though she was one to speak about their family’s psychic paranoia... she glanced around to make sure she was alone, only to pull the box up with her mind to easily drop it in her hands.
Off in the distance, the stranger quickly tugged at the corners of the pamphlet and smoothed it out. Frazie. Not the stranger’s first choice, but still a choice. Raz was a psycho-nut and would’ve been easy to sway... her, not so much. But what other option did they have? It was time.
Before she could wander off, the guest approached. Frazie suddenly looked up, sensing someone, and held the box to her chest defensively. “Hey! You didn’t see anything. ...Wait, who the heck are you? Show’s over, and we don’t do autographs.”
“Relax, child, relax!” the stranger soothed in a forced, gruff voice. “I’m not here to bother you. I just wanted to give you something.”
Frazie’s eyes narrowed. “You know you’re not supposed to take stuff from strangers, right? Especially one as suspicious as you.”
The stranger tried to look as innocent as they could in their shady trench coat and face concealing beard. “Ahhhh, but the only thing I’m here to give... is an opportunity.”
Frazie’s eyes flicked between the stranger and the paper and, finally, she took a step forward. Then, in a flurry of movement, she snatched the pamphlet and whirled back to her spot. Keeping them in the corner of her vision, she eyed the crumpled paper. “Whispering Rock Summer Camp? Why would I want this?” She kept reading... and then her eyes went wide. “Summer camp... for psychics?”
“Correct!”
“You did see something!”
“Even if I hadn’t, I would have known. Like attracts like, right?” the stranger replied, tapping under their hat. “I can sense your powers. Don’t be ashamed, it’s a great thing! And it can be even greater... if you’ll go to this camp.”
Frazie’s caution shifted into doubt, the girl glancing away. “I don’t think I should. I need to stick around and help with the circus. Even without that, psychics hurt us. My family hates their guts. I don’t want to betray them...”
“I understand... but if you ignore your powers, you’re ignoring a part of yourself.” The stranger leaned in, but not too close. “Don’t you want to be whole? To control this side of you, to show your family they don’t need to be afraid? ...That you don’t need to be afraid?”
“I’m not afraid!” Frazie protested.
“Then consider it.” The stranger chuckled and shrugged. “Who knows? Maybe you’ll learn a few tricks that can restore your family to the stardom they deserve.”
“Hmph. What are you even getting from offering me this, anyway?”
The guest scoffed. “Who says I get anything out of this? I just want to see talent shine.” They smiled, their teeth shining in the shadows. “Is that so wrong?”
“I guess not, but...” Frazie looked back into their face, squinting. Right into their wide, hazy pupils. “Say, your eyes look kinda... familiar. Have we met?”
The stranger lurched back. “No! Never! In fact, I wasn’t even in the country until tonight!”
“...Soooooo the first thing you do when you travel is go to circuses and give out fliers to kids?”
“Do you want the paper or not?!”
Frazie blew out some breath, pupils rocking back and forth as she mulled it over. “...Hmmmmm... well, I guess I can take it. You know, just to properly throw it away and all.”
Good enough. Somehow the visitor knew the paper would end up under her eyes and not in the trash can. “Yes, yes, good! Now if you’ll excuse me, I really must be going.”
A bit too hastily, the guest turned and hobbled off straight back into the trees. Frazie watched them go, then glanced at the clear dirt exit path to the side, then back.
“That’s the biggest weirdo I’ve ever seen... and I live in a circus.” Still holding the box along with the paper, she tried to flip it open with her thumb for just a little peek...
“Frazie! Frazie, what’s the hold up?”
“Eep!” That was her dad. Thinking quickly, she shoved the pamphlet under her shawl just before the man popped out from behind an old wooden caravan.
“Is something the matter?” he asked. “Razputin said you were taking care of his box.” He glanced at her face, then reached out to touch her cheek. “You look like you’ve seen a ghost. What happened?”
As if she’d tell him some weirdo stopped by to encourage her to run away and pursue her psychic powers. He’d disown her on the spot for not immediately turning him away, if he didn’t think she was delusional from eating some really bad cotton candy.
Frazie forced a smile. “Juuuuuust had to keep Nona from wandering off first.”
Her father rubbed his beard, her heart thumping as he considered her lie. Finally, he patted her shoulder. “Great work, dear! Honestly, I don’t know why she’s been so lost lately... must be something in the air. Let’s get back to work, shall we?”
Frazie nodded a bit too eagerly, breathing a long and silent sigh of relief as soon as he’d turned away. She reached for her chest and felt the pamphlet still tucked snugly in her shawl, moving very carefully so she wouldn’t accidentally stir it free.
She had some reading to do later that night. And a looooot of thinking.
Chapter 2: The New Camper
Notes:
Weeeeeell, people seemed to love the idea, and it gives me an excuse to replay Psychonauts 1 to remember story and characterization... so what the heck, here’s some more! Things might follow a similar path up until Basic Braining is over but after that, I’ve got a loooot of new ideas. I can’t promise new chapters will come as quickly as this one, since I’m riding that train of inspiration.
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Somehow, soft snoring was now the most terrifying thing Frazie had ever heard. Why? Because if she made one wrong misstep, the snoring would stop, and she’d be caught red-handed.
She tiptoed across the wagon they all shared as a bedroom. Cramped, yes, but cozy, not too unlike the cabins the camp pamphlet had told her about. Problem was, it made slipping out undetected pretty dang hard... especially since this thing was old enough that every step threatened to emit an ear-splitting creak.
She’d have no chance to come up with an excuse, either. She’d changed into one of her few decent outfits - she kept her trademark shawl and feathers, but she’d traded out her tattered and raggedy acrobat’s clothes for something fresh. Orange and burgundy tights, a short layered orange skirt, and a brown top, all with minimal tearing. A small satchel sat on her back to carry her few belongings. It was an outfit for special occasions... and what was more special than abandoning your family?
If they saw her in this, they’d know she was leaving. Naturally, she planned on not getting caught.
The wagon was doing its best to hinder that, though. Years of training had left her graceful and light, but that was just a testament to how freakin’ old the thing was when every step took a good dozen seconds if you wanted to avoid creaking.
The door was right up ahead by now. Just a couple more steps and she was free to sprint out into the night. Just a couple more steps...
Creeeeeeeeeak.
Her heart stopped when she felt her foot hit a loose board right before the door. Time froze and so did she, not even daring to breathe. The snoring continued on behind her. She let out a silent sigh of relief.
And then she heard shuffling.
A quick glance behind her showed her little sister Mirtala sitting up from her hammock with eyes half-shut. The girl looked straight at her, and Frazie was already preparing her final prayers.
“...Spicy pretzel mustard,” Mirtala murmured, sleepy eyes seeing nothing as she rolled back over. “Know we can’t afford it, papa... but it’s soooo gooooood...”
That little heart attack was enough to convince Frazie to get out of there now. Taking the risk, she jumped forward the rest of the way, landing outside without a sound.
The night air had never felt so good. Catching her breath, she looked back into the wagon, making sure they were all still asleep.
She couldn’t help but frown to herself. Her family was a bunch of goofs, yet she loved them all dearly. But could she ever really fit in with them if they hated a part of who she was? She didn’t know if she was making the right choice, but she at least knew that by the end of it, she could either show them she wasn’t like other psychics... or realize it’s a lost cause and close off that bit of her forever.
The only one of them that understood her plight was Razputin, and she felt extra guilty watching him shuffle in his sleep. Leaving him alone in this psychic-hating family felt dirty, but hey, she wouldn’t be gone too long. Just long enough to hone her powers and show how useful they could be to the Aquatos... and then things would be better for the both of them, right? At least, that’s what she told herself. If she failed, at least she wouldn’t be taking him down with her.
There was no turning back. “Sorry, guys,” Frazie murmured, the grass crunching under her as she ran off to the stables.
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Some time after she’d escaped, Frazie only just realized how much she’d been around her family all her life, how little she ever really left their fairgrounds. This was perhaps her first time ever really setting out alone.
Part of her wanted to embrace it - climb a tree, find a good vantage point and take it all in. She knew she was on a time limit, though. When morning came and her family woke up, they’d be in a panic.
She needed to get to camp.
Thankfully, her tiny trustworthy pony Sugarcube was always willing to ferry her at any time of day. It just... hadn’t expected such a long trip. The small critter wheezed under her as she stroked its mane, encouraging it on. “Allllmost there, buddy, almost...”
And there it was. Up ahead, the gates to the camp loomed over them. She pressed her heels into Sugarcube’s sides and brought it to a stop, the horse letting out a thankful whinny.
Now was a reeeeeally poor time to be getting cold feet. “Am I really doing this...?” Frazie whispered to herself, glancing back into the forest. But even if she turned back, there was no way she’d be back in time before her family noticed her missing. Plus, her pony might actually die from exhaustion. There was no way to go but forward. “Heck yeah, I am.”
She dismounted, Sugarcube collapsing in relief while she tied its reins to a post. “Eat up,” she told it, and the horse tiredly munched on some grass as she headed inside.
Or at least, tried to. A large metal gate kept the place locked tight. She stepped up to it and tugged - no luck.
She tilted her head, then escoffed. “Reeeeal good security.” And it would be... for anyone but an Aquato.
“Alley-oop!” Setting her hands on one of its bars, she flipped herself up, putting her legs on the next set. Tumbling upwards over and over, she finally reached the top and sat atop the camp sign as she surveyed.
Sure, it was nighttime, but she’d expected more activity than the eerie emptiness of the parking lot. “Hello?” she called, and no one responded. Shivering, she jumped down and pressed on.
She delved deep into the camp, passing by cabins and tables before finally finding signs of life. The glow of a campfire illuminated a clearing up ahead, and she crouched in the bushes to see what was going on. Rows of campers sat watching a stout little man march back and forth ranting and raving about psychic warfare. It looked more like a military debriefing than a relaxing night by the fire.
She leaned in a bit more, pondering the best course of action. Should she burst in and make herself known? Nah, that’d freak them out. Slip in and pretend she was always there? She was agile and lithe, but she wasn’t a ninja. Maybe just call out to them...?
Or maybe get suddenly yanked out of the bushes by an unseen force.
“Ack!” she cried. Campers panicked and ran around below her, screaming about monsters and invaders as she was pulled up onstage.
“Settle down, children, settle down!” a tall woman called, her tanned skin gleaming in the firelight. “It’s just a girl.”
The screaming died down, but the other counselors didn’t seem very relieved. “That’s not much less concerning,” said a greenish man. “This is supposed to be a highly classified remote government training facility. No one should be able to just waltz in.”
Slowly, they lowered her to the ground as they lowered their fingers from their temples. The stout man marched up to her, having to glare up at her as she leaned back. “State your name and purpose, soldier!”
“Uh...” She drummed her fingers together, put on the spot. “My name’s Frazie. Annnnnd... I’m here to join the program?”
“Fat chance!” The orange man spun around, waving a finger as he returned to the other adults. “We triple checked the roster, and you’re not on it! This is a training ground for Psychonauts, future fighters on the frontier of the frontal lobe!” He snorted. “Pfah! Frazie... sounds like a spy’s codename.”
Insulted, Frazie leaned back in and jabbed a finger towards him. “I know I’m not on it, but I still want in! Do you know how far and how fast I had to ride my horse to get here day one?!” She crossed her arms. “I may be late, but I’m still a psychic that needs training!”
The other two counselors glanced at each other, muttering ‘horse?’ to each other before the green one addressed her. “Be that as it may, we couldn’t train you even if we took in such an unconventional arrival. We’d need your parents’ permission. And on that note, we’ll have to call them and report this.”
Frazie’s eyes went wide, and she quickly clasped her hands together, pleading. “Please, don’t! They can’t know I’m here. They can’t!”
The woman looked sympathetic, but she shook her head. “Well, it doesn’t sound like we’d have their permission, darling. We have no choice.”
“Please.” Frazie wasn’t going to give up. She didn’t take such a huge risk for it all to blow up in her face before she’d accomplished a thing. “Please, think it over. I know I never signed up, but I never could! I didn’t know this place existed before yesterday!” She slumped, speaking honestly, knowing there wasn’t any point to withholding information. “You’re right, my parents wouldn’t approve because... they hate psychics. And I am one, just like all of you.”
“That’s why I came here. I want to prove them wrong, that not all psychics are monsters. If you just send me back without a chance to improve myself... well, you’re proving them right. Their psychic daughter’s a monster who abandoned them for nothing. I need to show them I was born with a gift, not a curse. Isn’t that what you said in your pamphlet?”
Frazie reached back into her sack and withdrew the crumpled paper that brought her here, waving it in their faces. “Your mother is afraid of you, and your father looks at you with shame in his eyes! Come to Whispering Rock Summer Camp and you can show them all! Back home your powers make you a loner, an outcast, a circus freak...” That last one wasn’t too far off. “But in this psychic dojo, they make you a hero.”She dropped her arm. “Give me a chance to improve, to change their minds! Just... give me a chance.”
Once more, the taller adults shared a look. But judging from the quivering lip of the short one, her speech hadn’t been for nothing. Finally, he pointed. “Get that soldier a bunk.”
Relief flooded Frazie... for about three seconds, before the woman gave her input. “Alright... we can let you stay for a few days, but we still need to call your parents, and we can’t train you without your their consent. You can join the campers until they come to pick you up, at least. Okay?”
Frazie slumped. But despite the setback, she stood straight again after a moment. So long as she was allowed to stay, maybe she could pick up something that’d help her. “Okay. Thank you! I won’t let you regret it.”
Peace finally seemed to return to the campsite. “Please take a seat,” the green man instructed with a wave of his hand. “I am agent Sasha Nein. Him, Coach Oleander. Her, Milla Vodello. Now if we could get back to where we were...”
Nodding, Frazie jumped offstage and ran to the logs, dropping into an open seat near the front.
She paused. It wasright around this time she finally noticed all the other campers were half her size. “Wait a sec...” She whipped her head back and forth, and all the others stared back at her. “Why are all the campers, like, ten?!”
“Because this is a kid’s summer camp, not a teen’s summer camp, missy!” Oleander barked. “You’re the one who wanted to hop aboard, so you don’t get to complain about your fellow cadets.”
The children snickered and giggled at her, and she groaned. Great. Just great.
Chapter 3: In the Warzone
Notes:
TRAIN OF INSPIRAAAAAATION.
Like I said, this follows the first events of the game since they're pretty important, but I freshened things up where I could and glossed over what I couldn't. After this, though, it's time for new happenings! I have another project I need to finish first, so the next chapter might take a bit longer. Still, let me know what you think!
I'm not using a beta reader at the moment so feel free to let me know if anything's off - I'm playing the game from the beginning again as I write so I wouldn't know, for instance, if Lili's a bit more secretive about her parentage.
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Alright, so this camp wasn’t entirely what she’d expected it to be.
Running away from home had been bad enough, now she stood out like a sore thumb as the only teen amongst a bunch of children. Sure, she hadn’t come here specifically to make friends and meet peers, but this still sucked.
This was a nightmare of her own making. It was her own fault... she really should’ve guessed that when the pamphlet said things like ‘inspiring young minds’ it could’ve meant, you know, really young minds. But that stranger had given it to her regardless, so it shouldn’t have been a deal breaker. Frazie just sort of wished the little snots would stop jeering and gossiping about her.
Well, at least it wasn’t too new an experience. Having three younger siblings she was always around had prepared her for something like this. The campers could giggle and whisper behind her back, but so long as something came of this trip, she’d deal with it. Maybe give someone a discrete pinecone to the noggin if they really stepped out of line. She didn’t want any trouble... she’d already caused more than enough.
After that little kerfuffle around the campfire, they’d let her bring her horse into camp and let her tie it up near the cabins. She could easily take care of it during her stay... and likely have to fight off any kids who tried to cop a free pony ride. After that, she’d been assigned to the girls’ bunk.
The other campers were a strange bunch. There were cowboys and astronauts, tinfoil hats and gym clothes... Frazie wasn’t really surprised that being psychic led to some eccentricities. Though she didn’t exactly look normal with her feet hanging off the top of her child-sized cabin bunk, either.
At least in the morning, the drama of the previous night had died down. There was some seemingly normal kids, at least. In fact, one was approaching her right now.
Frazie glanced up from feeding Sugarcube to see a girl watching with hands on her hips. A kid with red haired tied down in twin ponytails, already throwing a question her way. “Did you really ride across the state on a tiny pony to break into a government-secured summer camp?”
“Uh... I guess?”
The girl’s keen eyes had been judging her, but now, they softened as she shifted her weight. “You’re insane. Buuuut, that’s actually kinda cool. That’s the most interesting thing to happen at this camp in a couple years!”
Say what you wanted about the Aquatos, but they were definitely interesting. Smirking, Frazie gave her pony a pat and stood up. “Thanks. I wish it felt cooler, though. I didn’t know I was sneaking into elementary school... especially when some of those kids are already ahead of me.”
“Hey, don’t worry about it,” the girl said and waved her off. “Some people don’t discover their powers until they’re adults! You’re still way ahead.” She paused. “Mostly.”
Far behind some, way ahead of others? “I’ll take it.” Though something the kid said didn’t quite sit right with Frazie. “...Wait, you’ve been here a couple years? How long does becoming a better psychic take?”
“Oh! Don’t worry. I just come each summer because my dad is the head of the Psychonauts... it’s a good look for me to keep appearing at their program.” The girl scoffed, shaking her head. “Though sometimes I wish I didn’t have to. Everyone here’s so... obnoxious. But you seem neat.” She suddenly jabbed a finger up at her. “So keep it that way! I dunno if I can handle another empty head around here.”
The girl had spunk. Frazie shook her hands, dismissing the thought. “You’ve got noooothing to worry about.”
“Good. Now come on!” the kid called, motioning for Frazie to follow her away from the cabins. “Coach wanted us all in his classroom first thing in the morning... and you’re technically part of ‘all’, aren’tcha?”
That was right - Oleander had made that morning’s plans very loud and clear when he’d roared them into their cabin right before bedtime. “I like the way you think,” Frazie said. She held her pony’s face in her hands and promised to bring it a treat later before chasing after the kid. “Lead the way!”
All the children were gravitating towards a sloppy wooden ramp leading up into the trees, so that’s where the two headed. “I’m Lili,” the girl chimed in while they walked. “So what can you do?”
“With my brain?” Frazie thought back to all the minor bits of psychic tomfoolery she’d managed to get away with. “Hmmmm... I’m really good at moving and throwing stuff with my mind.”
“That’s called telekinesis. What else?”
“Thaaat’s about it.”
Lili stopped in her tracks and looked up at her. “Yeesh.”
“Hey, don’t look at me like that! My psychic abilities need some work, but I can do this.” Frazie lifted her arms high and swung them down, following the momentum into a flawless flip. On her second spin, she shoved off the ground and twirled before landing with a flourish on one of the ramp’s banisters. “Let’s see one of you braniacs do that!”
“Whooooooa.” It was brief, but Lili’s eyes dazzled watching her stunt. “You gotta show me how to do that! If you teach me, maybe I can show you a trick or two if the grown-ups won’t.”
“Really?”
Lili shrugged. “Beats having to deal with the other campers.”
“Gee, thanks,” Frazie muttered before hopping back down onto the ramp.
“Don’t mention it!” A brief climb later and they crested the path up into a treehouse, where the Coach and their classmates awaited. A rusty old fan slowly rotated over the classroom, a small wooden auditorium where the kids gathered in a circle around their instructor. Oleander spotted the two new arrivals and grunted, knowing one shouldn’t be here, but not kicking her out either.
Once they’d seated themselves, their teacher started up. “Now that the stragglers have arrived, let’s get started! It’s time for Basic Braining 101. As you all know, we are the mighty warriors of the mind... which is why our first lesson is always how to get into the mind. You’re not fighting any wars if you can’t even make it to the front lines!”
Oleander fished around in his pockets, finally pulling out a small door covered in a camo pattern. “Let’s see if the newbie here can tell us what it does!” he said, suddenly flinging it Frazie’s way.
Startled, she caught it before it beaned her in the face. She peered down at the tiny door and, cautiously, gave it a couple small knocks.
“Ha! You’re funny, kid.” Oleander roughly swiped it back from her, holding it up for all to see. “This, cadets, is a Psy Portal! The door to the human mind! Literally and figuratively.” He reached up and slapped it on his forehead, where it seemed to fit snugly against all laws of physics. “Once you’ve got one of these bad boys, you’re good to go. Got it? Good. Because it’s time for the demonstration!”
He reached up and swung the door open, white light pouring out from within the frame. “All of you, get in here! Focus on the portal and let it draw you in! Push your thoughts upwards and outwards!”
The coach seemed to go into a trance. All around the room, kids did as instructed, and fell under the same spell as their heads lolled to the side. He’d said all again - they really needed to work on their wording - so Frazie took that chance to hop in yet again. She took a deep breath, focusing on the little door.
At first, nothing. She squinted, trying to push herself forward like he’d instructed... and then she felt the pull. Like a fishing hook sinking into her lobe, a small tug that grew larger and larger before she felt her vision start to move on its own. She was soaring, her body down below, her consciousness floating in an arc down towards the door.
Her projection slipped inside, and the door slammed shut.
Now entering:
Coach Oleander’s Basic Braining
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One moment, she was flying. The next, her feet hit the floor. Even for a trained acrobat, the first time entering someone’s head was enough to almost make her topple forward before her expert balance saved her.
Now, where were they?
All the campers had entered into a dark room. Aside from a desk and a few photos, it was bare... and had no way out. The only light came from a projector spilling light onto the far wall, and a moment later, Oleander’s face popped into it.
“Welcome to the recruiting office, soldiers. And just what am I recruiting you for? The best army in the world... the Psychonauts,” he explained with a wave of his hand.
“It’s time to get started. And there’s only one proper way to do it...” His blown up finger pointed them all out. “I want one of you chickens to sock me on the jaw!”
For a second, Frazie considered it... but it was a small blue brute that stepped up first. Bobby Zilch, the resident bully. “Finally! I’ve been waiting for an excuse to hit something!”
As if taunting him, Oleander’s projection tilted its head up, tapping its chin, just begging for a hit. Grunting, the boy wound his fist up, not one to go easy on a stationary target. “Nyeh!” With as much strength as the tiny terror could muster, he slammed his fist into the wall. To Frazie’s surprise, it fell backwards with a creak.
And opened up into a battlefield. The land was torn by fire and artillery, and gunfire constantly rang out.
“Ah! That’s what I’m talking about!” Coach shouted, his face now projecting off the debris floating in a hazy green sky. “Now let’s GO, GO, GO!”
Before them lay an iron bridge, their path into the military madness that lay beyond. Some of the kids immediately charged, not knowing what to expect...
...And were promptly blown up. Mines triggered under them, launching them sky high.
Frazie’s jaw dropped. “What the heck is wrong with you?! These are just kids!”
“Oh, plug up your bleeding heart!” Oleander snarked. “They’re fine, they just got kicked out of my mind! If I were you guys, I’d be a little more careful than they were.”
The pamphlet hadn’t said anything about stuff like this. With his advice in mind, Frazie and the remaining campers decided to take a bit more time exiting out into the battlefield.
The next part of the course was no less explosive. Bombs went off left and right, tearing chunks out of their path forward. They were all cautious enough by now to let the grenades go off before they moved on, at least. As they went, terrifying figures leered out at them in a multitude of colors... but a quick pass through them made them evaporate. Crying suitcases... barbed wire... plants made of meat... all while their instructor barked orders and insults.
If this was what all minds were like, Frazie was ready to clock out then and there.
It was a military obstacle course in every sense of the word, demanding their endurance and agility every step of the way. Frazie was born agile, thankfully, and often ended up ahead of the pack as she zoomed up ladders and leapt across gaps. It almost felt unfair how easily she passed through traps and trials compared to the others, but she tried to even the playing field even as more campers failed around them.
The only thing that kept her heart from beating out of its chest was the knowledge every kid that made a wrong step or fell into the void below would be just fine... and her, too, if something went wrong. Her years of training kept her going strong, though, ahead to the point she’d help some of the other campers across obstacles when she could.
It was earning favor with the kids, but drawing Oleander’s scorn. “You’re supposed to fight alongside your unit, not baby them! You’ve got more moves than I expected, and you are wasting them on these Slowey Joeys!”
Frazie was starting to wonder just how successful Coach’s military career was if he didn’t want teammates saved from a fiery demise, but despite his griping, she and a few of the kids managed to make it to the cockpit of a military aircraft after a few more minutes.
“Maybe there’s hope for you pitiful maggots after all!” Coach shouted, his face sprawled across the windshield. “But here’s where easy mode stops. Out the plane, on the double!”
Frazie wasn’t sure what was worse, that everything until now had been ‘easy’ or that he wanted them all to go base jumping without a parachute. She’d performed all kinds of death defying stunts way up in the air, but this was straight up suicide.
Everyone else shared her sentiments. “...No takers?” Coach grumbled, shaking his head as everyone crowded as far from the door as possible. “Pathetic. New lesson, then: sometimes, things just don’t go your goddamn way!”
Suddenly, the plane door jerked open all by itself, gale force winds howling outside. One by one, campers were sucked out yelling and screaming until Frazie was the last remaining. Her bigger frame let her brace herself against the opening, but before long the suction finally forced her into the open air.
After a moment of yelping and flailing, her natural instinct to try for a safe landing kicked in. Straight as she could get herself, she descended feet first, falling and falling and falling...
...Into a snow drift.
The environment had shifted to blue skies and snowfall, the girl popping her head out of the pile and spitting out snow. “What the...?”
While she dug herself out, the other campers had recovered and looked around. Their next task lay up ahead: a ring of sandbags with sketched figures of skeletal gunmen and tiny babies popping in and out of the ground. “You’ve made it past the obstacle course, now let’s see some combat training!” Oleander shouted from a nearby wall. “Get enough points, and maaaybe I’ll let you through.”
With the way ahead blocked by a barbed fence, they had no other choice. Frazie may have been in peak physical condition, but she’d never been in a fight outside of a scuffle here and there with her siblings. But she could handle some cardboard cut-outs... right?
Stepping into the ring, Frazie braced herself. As soon as she heard the kachunk of a stand popping up beside her, she spun, leg held high. With a crack, one of the cardboard warriors was decapitated, and then another.
“No, no, no!” Oleander yelled at her. “What part of Psychonauts don’t you get, girly? Your mind, use your mind!”
Frazie paused and looked around. While most of the children were letting others do the hard work, Bobby and Lili were rearing to hit stuff, the two kids punching and swinging at anything that popped up. But their fists weren’t connecting. Instead, energy flew from their blows in the shape of hands, extending their reach and turning boards into splinters.
She had to adapt quickly. “It can’t be much different from how we entered the portal, right?” she murmured to herself. She sucked in a breath, eyes shut. Direct her energy outward, push it into her limbs...
Frazie went again, leaping and kicking and pouring all her focus into striking out, imagining her leg stretching and smacking the target.
It didn’t work. Not the second time, either. She just kinda landed awkwardly as the cutout mockingly sank back into the ground. She was reeeeeally out of practice.
But that was why she was here, right?
She kept trying, again and again. A few of the kids giggled watching her punch and kick at nothing... up until a dozen tries later, when a glowing red foot flew out of her own and crushed a standee’s face in.
“Yeah!” It was exhilarating, this small success. Laughing, the acrobat got more into it, spinning and rolling as she attacked her targets. Some of her blows still didn’t work, but the more she tried, the more she got her projection to work. All the while, a couple peppy campers cheered the fighters on louder and louder.
“GO, GO, GO!”
“FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!”
“SCORE, SCORE, SCORE!”
“KICK, PUNCH, IT’S ALL IN THE MIND!”
“You guys aren’t helping!” Frazie shouted between leaps. “You really aren’t!”
Soon enough, all the cutouts disappeared back into the ground when they hit their quota. “Not bad, not bad,” Coach called. “But don’t think I didn’t notice the slackers! Your rations just got cut. Now get moving, go, go!”
Some of the kids groaned, and then moved on once the gate restricting them blew open. It only got more hectic from there. Hiding from gunfire as they crossed snowy fields full of snowmen and bunnies before they ended up back in the military wasteland once again. Riding planes and rails and trapezes, which Frazie excelled at. It was like that last bit was made for her.
By the end, though, most of the kids couldn’t handle the rigorous physical requirements even if they excelled in the mental. By the time Frazie passed through a saw-lined room of rotating logs, she was all alone. She landed on a small circular stage, looking around.
Not for long, though. She only caught a brief glimpse of a strangely clean hallway off to the side before Oleander popped into existence, in the flesh. Sort of. In the mind? Whatever.
“You made it to the end, soldier! Color me impressed. You’ve got moves, kid.” The commander raised a brow. “Where ya from?”
Frazie just chuckled and rubbed the back of her head. “Would you believe the circus?”
“It’d certainly explain all the monkey hoo-hah I just witnessed.” With a snap of his fingers, a small patch materialized in Oleander’s hand. “You might not be here officially, but I’d say you’ve more than earned this.”
The merit badge gently floated across the gap between them, affixing to her shawl. She lifted it up to get a closer look; it was a small green pin with a little brain on it. It was tacky, and yet it meant a lot. After all Frazie had been through, it felt like a trophy, and she beamed with pride.
“Does this mean I’m getting the hang of my powers?” she asked when she looked back up.
“Heck no! I saw you take your good time empowering your strikes, and I could do that when I was in diapers! Great dexterity, though. There might be hope for you yet if you train hard.” Oleander scratched his chin. “Might be use for you yet, too...”
Frazie threw her hands down, growling. “Ugh. Whatever. Can I leave this nightmare already?”
Wordlessly, Coach just raised a hand, and Frazie once more felt her essence being pulled away and flying through the nether. The wartorn landscape faded away, melting back into reality.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Frazie jolted back in her seat. She was exactly where she’d been before, surrounded by children groaning from overexertion and memories of getting blown to bits. It was like she’d never left, just taken a seriously distressing nap.
“Class dismissed.” Oleander gave them a salute in the center of them all before once more falling into a trance. “Now if you’ll excuse me... I’ve gotta get the last few rookies out of my brain.”
Those that weren’t too dazed to move or still in their coach’s mind started to file out, exhausted. While Frazie remained sitting to catch her breath, she caught something lingering in the corner of her eye.
Somehow, the merit badge had materialized in the real world. She had no idea how that worked, but seeing the little pin on her chest gave her hope. A small sign that she could conquer the challenges in this camp and come out a better psychic. If she could prove she could handle the rigors of training, maybe they’d waive her parents’ permission.
She needed to get more of these.
Chapter 4: Breakfast, Burning, Balance, and Bullies
Notes:
Alriiiiight, got that project done and was too excited about diving into new content with this fic to let it sit for long!
Also, what the heck, Raz D:
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Now that their early morning traumatization was out of the way, it was time for breakfast.
Frazie followed Lili down the long rope bridge that led into the camp’s main area, wondering who the heck designed this place along the way. Who was putting cabins across gorges and classrooms up in trees? An architect with a grudge, she assumed.
Apparently, there was one last adult lingering around camp. Frazie spotted him once they’d reached the other side. A tall old man, equipped with a ranger outfit and a thousand-yard stare. He kept to the side of the path, pupils bouncing along with each kid while he kept count.
When the two of them passed, the man glanced at Frazie a moment. “None of the other sprouts are nearly as tall as you. Newcomer, eh? Welcome aboard. Main lodge, straight ahead.”
Indeed, the rickety wood of the biggest building in camp was nearby, a few kids already heading inside. “Thanks,” Frazie said with a wave, moving along.
He kept watching them as they left, before finally cupping his mouth. “And the wilderness is off-limits!” he shouted after them.
“Everyone goes there anyway,” Lili whispered at her side. Frazie just laughed.
Inside the lodge was pretty cozy. Rows of picnic tables, some already filled with kids digging in to their first meal of the day. It was a well-known cliché that camp food was always terrible, but Frazie was relieved when pleasant smells tickled her nose.
The two of them got in line, Frazie second. After Lili got her grub, the older girl stepped up...
And ended up face to face with the old man again.
The same guy, now donning an apron and chef’s hat while he tended the grill. “Wha-“ Frazie glanced between him and the door, pointing back and forth between the two spots she’d seen him. “Weren’t you just outside?”
“Eh?” The man looked just as confused as she did. “I’ve been here cooking since I got up, missy. You think this food just comes outta thin air?”
“No, but...” A twin? Some sort of psychic trick? It was too early in the morning for Frazie to have a headache. “Who are you?”
The man scratched his mustache. “Name’s Ford, resident chef and camp store runner. Now are you gonna keep gawking, or are you gonna grab a plate?”
Frazie raised a finger to retort... but dropped it, deciding food was more important than her confusion at the moment. “Plate, plate works...” she mumbled, sweeping one off the stack. “I’ll have some pancakes and eggs... annnnnd...” She sniffed. “Is that bacon?”
A pause. Slowly, Ford looked up from the grill and turned to face her, his spaced-out pupils focusing directly on her. “Nope. No bacon here.”
“But I can smell it. Heck, you practically reek of it.”
“No. Bacon. Here.” He pointed his spatula straight at her. “There’s never been any bacon here. Bacon’s just a myth.”
“That doesn’t even-“
He cut her off, swiping something off the kitchen shelves and offering it to her. “Look, I’ll give you this here Dream Fluff for free if ya stop asking about it.”
There was a small pink candy in his palm. Frazie flicked her eyes between the treat and Ford. “But I’d rather have bacon...”
“Would you rather have no bacon and no Dream Fluff?” he snapped. “Trust me, thing’s delicious. Best kept for when you really need a kick of mental energy, though.”
“...Fine. Deal.” Well, bacon was clearly off-limits for whatever reason, but at least she had a snack for later. Pocketing the candy, she took her plate and let Ford get back to grilling as she left to go sit with Lili.
Surprisingly, dining around these parts was pretty pleasant. Ford was strange and arguably crazy, but he made good food. Meanwhile, a couple of the campers had taken the stage in the back, playing a bit of music on some drums and a DJ table.
Of course, the hall was still full of children. Frazie paused midbite to watch as a milk carton suddenly arced up from one of the tables, crashing down on a lone boy across the room.
“Poor Maloof. See why I don’t hang out with these guys?” Lili muttered. Frazie had to agree, shooting the milk soaked kid a sympathetic look.
Quickly changing the subject, Lili pointed her fork her way. “Hey, once we’re done here, we should work on that training you promised me!”
“Uh, hello, you said we were trading training?” Frazie corrected her.
“Fiiiiine, we’ll do yours first. But don’t forget mine! Imagine me being a Psychonaut that can take out bad guys with my mind and cool tricks.”
“Imagine that.” Frazie grinned - it was actually kind of nice getting along with one of the campers here. It reminded her of hanging out with one of her younger siblings.
That thought left a pang of guilt in her gut. She quickly buried it under another forkful of eggs.
Campers filtered out of the main lodge bit by bit once they were done eating, Frazie and Lili eventually joining them when they were done. Many of them spread out around the main area to do their own thing - make friendship bracelets, or play tag, or look for some unsuspecting kid to mess with.
Oh, and Ford was out here now raking leaves.
He’d also changed into a blue janitor suit in the blink of an eye. Frazie stared at him in open-mouthed shock, and he caught her looking. “You’re gonna catch some flies in yer mouth if you keep gawking like that, miss.”
She manually pushed her jaw back up into place. When the two had passed him, Frazie gestured wildly back towards him. “What is up with that guy? He’s everywhere at once!”
“Who, Ford?” Lili scoffed. “He’s harmless. And weird. But mostly harmless. He single-handedly keeps most of the camp running... and that’s a good thing, because no one would survive Oleander in the kitchen.”
Frazie wasn’t convinced. “You guys are just okay with some old guy teleporting all over camp?”
“We just kinda deal with it. Plus, he makes reeeeally good pancakes.”
“But how does he...?”
Lili just looked up at her blankly before lifting her hands in a shrug.
“...” Alright. If Lili said it wasn’t a problem, she’d trust her. She’d just try to ignore the latent paranoia that Ford might be lurking around every corner she turned. “You know what? Forget it. Time for training, right?”
“Right!” The two girls found a nice open spot to start their mutual training trade behind the lodge, near some neatly stacked hay bales. Lili turned to look up at her new pupil, cocking a brow. “Alright... you said you were good at telekinesis. How good is good?”
“How good am I? Just watch.” For the first time since she arrived, Frazie felt like a pro when she spotted a cluster of rocks nearby and tugged them out of the ground with her mind. She pulled them over and started juggling them hands free, arms behind her back as stone circled around stone. “Pfffff, this is nothing! I’ve been chucking pinecones at my brothers for ages.”
Lili snorted back a laugh. “Alright. Then the next thing you should learn is something low-ranking. One of my favorites...” She held her palm up, and before Frazie’s eyes, a spark of flame crackled and vanished. “Pyrokinesis. Making fire with your mind.”
“Sounds dangerous.”
“I know! Isn’t it cool?”
“Isn’t fire the opposite of cool?”
“Shut up. Now watch...”
The younger girl turned her head to the side and placed her fingers on her temple. The poor, innocent haybales stayed stationary under her gaze.
At first, the straw smoldered. Before long, the frontmost bale suddenly ignited, the hay blackening and curling inward as it burned away. Despite being surrounded by more bundles, the fire refused to spread, incinerating its target alone as Lili smiled proudly.
Now it was Frazie’s turn. “Just try not to burn any of the plants around here. They have feelings, too.” Lili pointed to the couple non-smoldering bundles of straw remaining. “Try it!”
Well, it was definitely going to be a challenge starting fires in a forest without actually burning anything. This would be a good test for controlling a wilder new power.
Frazie took a deep breath. “Alright. So what do I do?” she asked, mirroring Lili’s pose head-on.
“Think of fire.”
“No, really?”
“...And heat. Hot things. A boiling kettle. The summertime beach. The sun! ...Two suns!”
Hot stuff, huh? Immediately Frazie’s mind drifted to summertimes back at the circus. They never had any air conditioning, and sometimes, the tent would entrap the heat instead of shading them from it. Some chalk on the hands thankfully prevented any sweaty slipping, but drawn-out performances could end up feeling like the inside of an oven by the time it was over.
Remembering those times, she held her hand out towards the hay, concentrating harder and harder.
“Think of the hottest thing you know,” Lili urged her on. “Feel the heat build within your mind, then expel it. Push it towards the hay!” Frazie squinted even harder, pushing her fingers outward... but while the targets remained unphased, Lili looked up to spot a little smoke rising from her head. “...Expel it, I said expel it!”
Too late.
Frazie’s concentration broke when she felt little licks of flame crackling along the far ends of her hair. “AH!” She batted at them, swung her head, anything to put it out.
She dropped and rolled, keeping the fire from spreading at the very least. Thankfully, her coach had come prepared. The fire was messily extinguished when Lili telekinetically dumped a huge bucket of water on her head.
Perhaps a little too much water.
For a moment, it was like Frazie was in another world. Surrounded by darkness and dampness, the very breath being pulled from her lungs as something swam through the inky black. Thin fingers made of water swam close, flexed in front of her, just an inch from her face. Taunting her.
The Hand of Galochio.
And as soon as it began, it was over.
When Frazie could focus again, she was holding her throat in front of a very confused Lili. She coughed, sucking in a breath. “Uggggh... if you ever have to do that again, can you throw less water? ...Or use dirt?”
“Do you think we just keep buckets of dirt lying around?”
Frazie coughed again, feeling like water was clogging her throat even when none got in her mouth. “I dunno... I’ve already seen weirder around here.”
Lili helped her up, patting her back. “Anyway... good try? Not really? Well, it is only your first day here. It’s an easy trick, but a risky one. We can try something less dangerous next time.”
Thumping her chest with a fist, Frazie finally felt the lingering remnants of the curse fade for the moment. “Hf... alright. Maybe we should work on acrobatics first after all.”
Teaching Lili some acrobatic basics was much more relaxing... and much less likely to leave Frazie bald. Her hair was thankfully undamaged, and she planned to keep it that way for now.
Plus, she was in her element. It wasn’t the first time she’d had to help someone learn, what with three younger circus siblings.
“This is easy!” Lili cheered, walking across the dirt path on her hands. Behind her, Frazie gingerly held her feet, keeping her balanced as her student wobbled forward.
Frazie snickered. “Want me to let go, then?” she asked slyly.
“No! Not yet.”
“You got it.” While they went, Frazie took the chance to glance around and see what everyone else was up to. The two cheery campers had somehow managed to get up on an intercom and were talking amongst themselves, feet swinging off the platform. A kid in a large hat prowled through the bushes, hunting something. A few others were chattering near the parking lot, checking out the front gate and likely wondering how the heck Frazie had gotten in.
Off in the corner, though, it looked like trouble was brewing.
One of the smallest, strangest campers was surrounded by squirrels. A little green boy wearing footie pajamas and a tinfoil hat, muttering to the critters. The squirrels weren’t the problem, though.
The two troublemakers approaching him were.
Bobby stomped up to him along his large-eared purple partner, Benny. It was two against one, and the boy didn’t look all that tough to begin with. “Hey, Dorken! You haven’t paid your protection fee,” Bobby snapped with an open hand. “One Psitanium arrowhead.”
The squirrels scampered off, leaving the boy alone drumming his fingers together. “Uhm... it’s Dogen. And I never keep any of those on me. They make my head hurt.”
The two bullies shared a glance. “Well we’re going to make it hurt a lot worse if you don’t pay up somehow!” Bobby suddenly threatened, lifting the boy up by his pajamas.
Now Frazie definitely wasn’t the type to stand by and watch a couple jerks shake someone down. Even if she sometimes teased and picked on her siblings, she’d stand up for them if need be. This kid might not be family, but he still needed help. So she dropped Lili’s feet and marched over.
“Whoa!” Lili yelped, starting to wobble forward much faster. “I said don’t let go!”
Oh, right. “Sorry,” Frazie whispered, managing to catch her with telekinesis before she flopped over. Lili sat up and shot her a look, but Frazie was already approaching the other kids.
“Hey!” She towered over the three of them, an imposing sight even for a couple miniature thugs. “What do you think you’re doing?”
“Business!” Bobby retorted, waving her off.
His partner stood between him and Frazie, arms crossed. “And it’s none of your business.”
“It is now,” Frazie grumbled, easily stepping around him to pull Dogen out of Bobby’s grasp. “I am going to noogie you so hard if you don’t buzz off.”
Undeterred, the bully just made a face at her. “What do you care about some runt with a stupid hat? You know...” Swiftly, the bully reached out and ripped the clump of tinfoil off Dogen’s head. “This one, specifically!”
Dogen’s eyes nearly bulged out of his head as he felt where his hat had been, finding nothing but a small tuft of reddish-brown hair. “Nooooooo!” Bobby kept Dogen away effortlessly with one hand while the kid swatted at him. “You can’t do that! I need it! Really need it! If I don’t wear it, I... I... I...!” He made one more grab for the cap...
And that’s when all hell broke loose.
Frazie felt a sudden prickling in her skull. Judging from the way everyone suddenly jumped, they all felt it too. That prickling quickly grew into a pressure, and that pressure grew into pain.
Soon, all the campers in a large radius around Dogen were on their knees, clasping their heads and screaming. It was like someone had wrapped their brains in vices and were squeezing, squeezing, squeezing so hard they could pop at any moment.
And in the middle of it all stood Dogen, the boy screaming loudest of all as wave after wave of psychic energy roiled from his unhindered brain.
Frazie’s teeth ground together as she tried to push back, but it was no use. Was this really how she was going to die? Getting her head popped like a pimple by a little kid on day one? Her family would definitely hate psychics if even the tiniest one could tear their daughter from them so easily. She had to keep fighting, she had to... but she was losing.
Right as the pressure hit a boiling point, it stopped. Frazie collapsed forward, sucking in breath after breath, feeling the grass tickle underneath her and realizing she was still alive. All the kids had quieted down into moans, but Dogen still kept writhing and shouting, his eyes aglow as the three counselors surrounded him on every side.
Each of them were focused intently on the boy, their own energy trying to keep his locked down. “Which one of you took his power-limiting cap off?!” Sasha shouted, his face strained as he poured all his power into keeping Dogen restrained.
Bobby looked up from the ground, eyes shifting left and right. “He did it,” he accused, pointing out Maloof.
“Hey!”
“A good attempt, Bobby,” Milla tried to say calmly through grit teeth. “But this is serious! Dogen has so much raw psychic potential, but he can’t control it yet! Taking off his hat is extremely dangerous.”
“No duh!” Oleander grunted, fingers jabbed hard into his temples. “Well it’s too late for oopsies and sorries, ‘cause we’ve got a ticking time bomb on our hands! This kid’s dynamite, and I don’t know how long we can hold him back!”
As Dogen flailed, the counselors used what little spare brain power they had to figure out what to do. Sasha finally spoke up. “We have no choice. Someone needs to head into the boy’s mind and stop him.”
“We can’t go into his mind, Sasha!” Milla protested. “Even if we wanted to. The Young Minds Protection Act, remember? Every Psy Portal has a built-in safeguard to prevent use on anyone under eighteen!”
“I’m well aware,” he replied. “But we don’t have much of a choice at the moment! We three need to stay here to keep him under control, so someone else has to go in! You two, keep him restrained a moment...”
Sasha fished into his coat pocket and pulled out a red and blue checkered Psy Portal. While the other two amped up their concentration, he dropped his long enough to fiddle with the device with his mind. The door seemed to glow and shift as he plied it, collapsing in on itself, rearranging, finally returning to its normal form with a click. “I’ve removed the block.”
“But who’s going in?” Milla called out. “Oooooh, I don’t like this...”
“None of us do.” Sasha quickly surveyed the group of amassed campers... and pointed to Bobby and Benny. “You two! You put us into this mess, it’s up to you to get us out!”
“What?!” Bobby whined. “Ew, I don’t want to go into that psychofreak’s head!”
Even with his glasses blocking his eyes, the glare Sasha shot them was enough to freeze them more than cryokinesis ever could. Expecting no further complaints, the man suddenly whipped the door Frazie’s way. “Frazie, you’re the oldest, you need to go in and guide them! Your powers might be underdeveloped, but you need to protect them while they do their thing. Assist them if you can!”
She caught it between her hands. “Me?!” This was way too much for her to process at the moment. But, honestly, she’d much rather be in his mind than outside it in head-popping range at the moment. Clutching the portal to her chest, she nodded. “Alright! You can trust me.”
“And me!” Lili piped up, waving her hand.
But Sasha turned her down. “You stay. This is a highly volatile situation, and your father would never approve of us getting you involved. You can evacuate the campers back to the cabins and get them to safety.”
Lili threw her hands up, griping, but the counselor would not be swayed. With that, Sasha returned to trying to keep Dogen’s energy low. All he could do was give one last bit of advice. “Get in there and get him to calm down! Soothe him, knock him out, whatever it takes to keep our minds unsplattered!”
“We’re counting on you, cadets!” Coach grunted. “Because if we don’t get him under control, it won’t just be squirrel heads exploding.”
Gulp. “Thanks for not putting the pressure on us or anything,” Frazie snarked, stepping up to Dogen. She didn’t really have any idea how the little door worked, so she simply held his head steady and pressed it into the back of it. As if that undid the lock somehow, the door clicked open, once more glowing from within.
Though they griped and whined, Bobby and Benny joined Frazie by her side. “Ready?” she asked them.
“No!”
“This is stupid!”
“Too bad.” Frazie jerked their heads towards the door and they grumbled, letting the trance overtake them. Once they’d gone limp in her grip, she let them go and followed after, her projection soaring up and down into the poor boy’s rampaging psyche.
Now entering:
Dogen’s Saturday Morning Kaboom
When the world stopped spinning, the three of them were in a dark room once again.
Deja vu. This time, though, it was a lot bigger and homier. It looked like a living room, lit by the glow of an old-timey television. Family photos adorned the walls, and a couch was propped up facing the screen.
And on that couch, Dogen sat.
Well, a representation of him anyway. This version of him wasn’t looking too good either, though he was much less distressed than he was in the real world. The boy held his head and groaned, wobbling in place. “Can you guys come back later? I’ve got a headache...”
“You heard him,” Bobby said with a sneer. Frazie promptly flicked him on the forehead. “Ow!”
Figuring talking with the brain’s owner was a good place to start, Frazie leaned down to speak with Dogen. “Heeeey, we won’t bother you for long. Promise. Could you just tell us what made your head hurt?”
“I dunno...” Dogen gestured loosely towards the television. “I was just watching my shows when everything got all staticy and loud for no reason. I turned it down, but it still makes my head throb...”
“Mmmmhm. No reason.” Frazie glared over at the two other kids, who were playing innocent. She left Dogen behind to pace towards the little box. “Let me take a look at it for you.”
Whatever it was playing was masked behind layers of interference, static buzzing loudly across the screen even with the volume set low. She played with the antennas on top, but it didn’t do a thing. Smacking the television gave it brief bits of focus, but it never lasted long.
She hadn’t been expecting to play mental repairwoman, but this was better than Coach’s mind at least. “Hmmmm.” She crouched in front of the box and peered into it, thinking. And that’s when she noticed something.
The television didn’t have a screen.
“...What?” Slowly, she extended her hand towards where the glass should’ve been. Her fingers brushed open air, the hairs on her arm standing on end as the static danced around it.
She wasn’t a technician, but she was preeeetty sure that wasn’t supposed to happen. It made absolutely no sense to her, but she had a hunch what their next step was. “Guess we gotta think inside the box if we want to fix it,” she murmured, sticking her head into the frame.
Cautiously, Frazie stooped down to crawl through the screen, motioning for the other two to follow. It was a tight fit, but thankfully it was like climbing through an open window. When she hit static, she swept it aside like vines, the jagged lines making her feel fuzzy but leaving her unharmed. Before long, they were all fully inside the television.
And inside that box was a whole new world.
It was like someone had taken reality and slapped brighter colors on it, then squished and rearranged it to their liking. Bright buildings of pink, orange, and more jutted at weird angles over sidewalks gleaming yellow. They were in some kind of town square, and all its citizens were a sight to see. Goofy looking animals in suits, street lamps and trash cans with eyes, and cars that drove by making over-the-top awoogah noises.
Off in the distance, a large microphone stood reporting into a smaller one while his cameraman filmed with his own head. “Breaking news! A fire’s broken out at in an apartment downtown and over a dozen are trapped inside. Will the local firefighters be able to stop them in time? Find out after this commercial break.”
Frazie drank it all in in awe. “...What the hell?” she mouthed.
Notes:
Frazie forgot to hit rank 10 before using pyrokinesis, smh.
I wanted new minds to delve into and realized there were tons we never got to look at... because we weren't allowed to. Hopefully I can do the idea justice. Let me know what you think about our first sneak peek at a new mental world!
Also, I might need to look into getting a beta reader soon if I'm actually gonna be getting in-depth with this.
Chapter 5: T.N.T.: Town of Nuclear Toons
Notes:
Thank you all so much for the kind words and reviews! I read and enjoy every one of them, even if I don’t always reply. People seemed to like the mental world idea, so let’s continue on with exploring Dogen’s explosive psyche...
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Frazie wasn’t sure what to process first - the scenery that looked like a paint palette threw up, the variety of wild and wacky caricatures walking around like all was normal, or the fact the bench next to them was staring at her.
Well, if they wanted to keep their fellow campers’ heads intact, that news snippet they’d overheard seemed like a good place to start.
Frazie slid behind a gazebo in the center of the town square, the boys following. Thankfully, it was one of the few things in the area not alive. Peering out from behind it, she listened as the report continued.
“Mere moments ago, a roaring blaze erupted downtown. There’s been no indication of the source, but firefighters are already on the scene. It’s one heck of an inferno, though! They’re having trouble fighting it back, and all the folks stuck inside remain in danger. Things are looking grim, citizens. Will anyone be able to rescue them? Can anyone rescue them?”
Moments ago... that was around the time Dogen’s hat was ripped off. Whatever had caused the fire must’ve had something to do with that. Frazie tapped her cheek, pondering. “Maybe we can figure things out if we go find that fire?”
But the broadcast wasn’t over yet. The living microphone adjusted his bowtie. “In other news... suspicious individuals have been spotted in the area! Worry not, our unique brand of law enforcement has been dispatched to deal with them. Stay safe and stay vigilant, citizens!”
At the report’s conclusion, circular red symbols started materializing in the air along the sidewalk. Frazie watched from behind cover while each one popped open, ejecting a little suited man wielding a stamp and police cap.
“No!” one cried.
“No?” another replied.
“NO!”
“No...”
With that, they split up, waddling in every direction as they began to patrol the square. Frazie’s brow furrowed. “Usually a buncha little clowns don’t pop out of nowhere unless there’s a tiny car involved. I didn’t think this place could get any weirder,” she whispered.
“Pffffft!” Bobby looked at her like she was a buffoon. “Those guys are in every stable mind, stupid! They’re censors. They stamp out any thoughts that don’t belong.”
“Like us,” Benny chimed in. “Technically.”
They didn’t look all that threatening. Frazie was probably tall enough to punt one down the block if she had to. But in a world where microphones talked and televisions were portals, she wasn’t about to jump to conclusions. “Are they dangerous?”
Bobby scoffed. “Chyeah. What, you think our mind would let these guys protect it if they were weak? Those stamps pack a punch.” He sneered, flexing one of his scrawny arms. “But so do I!”
“...Riiiiight,” Frazie drolled, unimpressed. “So, avoid them. Got it. Hmmmm...” Their hiding place wouldn’t be safe much longer with the little guys walking around. Going out in the open was a bad idea too, and even if they got away they had no idea where they were going.
But when you’re an acrobat, finding creative routes and high points was just what you did.
Frazie had an idea when she looked towards the corner and spotted a high fence. “Follow me, dorklings!” she whispered to the two bullies, quickly crossing across the road while they followed.
As much as these punks deserved to be left behind, Frazie needed them to explain things and they needed her for guidance. So when she reached the fence, she dived into a roll, landing on her back and putting her feet up. “Hop on!”
Both the boys tilted their head at her. “Uh... hop on what?”
Right. Non-acrobats. “Jump on my legs and I’ll push you up like a springboard. Trust me, it’s easy. Unless you’re afraid of heights?”
“Sounds kinda dangerous...” Benny said, scratching his head.
“Any more dangerous than a buncha little weirdos punching you in the face with stamps?”
They couldn’t argue with that logic. “Me first!” Bobby snapped, shoving Benny aside as he crouched low and jumped. “Hup!”
True to her word, she caught him, giving him a second to balance before she reeled her legs in and kicked. “Aiiiiiieeeee!” Bobby screamed, flailing all the way up and over the fence.
It definitely wasn’t the quietest escape. Frazie tilted her head back enough to see some of the little goons perking up and coming to investigate. “Hurry up!” she hissed at Benny. He didn’t need to be told twice.
Once he’d been launched, she rolled forward and latched onto the fence, scaling it as easily as if it were a ladder. She rejoined them on the other side, landing gracefully with arms raised... as they pulled themselves out of the dumpster they’d landed in.
“You did that on purpose!” Bobby groaned, pulling a banana peel from his afro.
“You needed cushioning! So only, like, fifty percent on purpose.”
“Well I’m fifty percent gonna kick your butt!”
He waved a fist at her, and she laughed. “Oh, I’m shaking.” She crossed her arms, just waiting for him to make a move... and then yelped when a boot he’d telekinetically pulled from the trash sneakily hit her from behind. She rubbed her rear, fuming. “Ohhhh, you are asking for it, snaggletooth!”
“Uh, guys?” The two looked away from their incoming brawl to see Benny jerking a thumb over his shoulder, pointing out the censors getting dangerously close.
“Right, right, right,” both of them mumbled, calling a truce as they all sprinted down the alley.
Their side route led back out into the streets, and from there, they ducked under an arch and into a wide open park. Barely wooded, with a large pond and some flower patches, with nothing around but a few animal citizens walking their dogs. ...Frazie tried not to think about how that one worked.
“I think we can take a breather here,” she said, peering around. They still had no idea where they were going, and this was as good a place as any to fix that.
But before they could do anything about it, Frazie felt something nudging her leg. She glanced down to see a fuzzy little critter tugging at her stockings. “Squirrels?” A few of them, it seemed.
The regular critters in this world were extra adorable, the squirrels crawling forward on fuzzy paws, looking up with adorably puffy cheeks and big ol’ eyes. “Awwwww~...” Frazie knelt down to scratch one of their chins, the creature clucking appreciatively. “...Does anyone else hear ticking?”
BANG!
The squirrel promptly exploded into confetti and cartoony giblets under her fingertips. Frazie was left stunned, blinking through ash-smeared eyes.
“Why is everything always exploding?!” she screamed, quickly crawling backwards away from the remaining critters. Not a moment too soon, as they started detonating one by one. Coach and Dogen’s minds were not giving her good first impressions.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, she’d fallen on her butt facing the lake. Even though the water was oversaturated and unrealistic, a familiar hand slowly slithered up out of it and waggled its fingers hello.
Frazie groaned. “Great. You’re here too.”
“Who’s here?” Bobby asked.
“Uh... no one.”
“You’re nuts.” Right on cue, a few acorns from the detonated squirrels finally started raining down, thunking him on his noggin. “Ow! Ow!”
Frazie snickered, but neither got the chance to laugh at each other’s misfortune for long because as it turned out, things could get even worse. With all the commotion, more symbols started to appear in the air and angry little lawyer/cop hybrids burst forth.
“Uggggh...” Frazie picked herself off the ground and wiped her face off, the trio finding themselves surrounded in no time. “What’s the point of slipping by if they’re just gonna pop up in our face?!”
This time, there was nowhere to hide. The way forward was blocked, and there was only one way to get through.
By force.
The censors charged first, and the three campers were forced to defend themselves. Much like she’d sidestepped Benny before, they weren’t very hard to dodge. She hopped aside, backstepped, chuckled a little as the stumpy men slammed the ground with their stamps, dotting the grass in little red circles.
But they had numbers, determination, and most importantly, intelligence. While Frazie danced around a few of them, another snuck up from behind and slammed its stamp right into her back.
“GAH!” Who knew a bit of rubber could hurt that much? It was like the thing was charged with electricity, making her whole body jolt with pain, like it was trying to phase her out of existence. And technically, that was their goal.
Her body buzzed, and she gripped her arm to try and make it stop. Winded, but not out, she returned fire to the culprit with a psychic kick to the face. Then another to the censor by her side. It wasn’t too unlike fighting the cutouts in Coach’s mind, except now her targets were mobile and on the offensive.
At least this time, she wasn’t stuck using basic attacks. Thanks to Basic Braining, she could consistently empower her kicks and chops with waves of psychic energy. Her powers still weren’t as strong as the other two, but it didn’t take much to send censors flying. Bobby was living it up, jeering and insulting every little man he punched into oblivion. And Benny...
Well, Benny just kinda ran around in a panic, sometimes bowling over a baddie with his energy while trying to get away. It was pretty clear why Bobby was the leader of the duo.
They were many, but they were dealt with fast, never taking more than a few hits. Their numbers were waning, but that didn’t mean there wasn’t still a bunch of them. They all approached at once, stamps raised... and Frazie knew just how to take them down.
One of her common routines back at the circus was the Big ‘Top’, where she’d spin on her hands with legs extended, sometimes even letting her family stand on top of her heels to add a bit of style to their combined moves. Usually it drew in crowds, but here, it was going to clear one out.
Dashing forward, Frazie leaped and rolled, landing on her palms and twisting with the momentum. Like a propeller, she spun, her mentally enhanced legs whacking censors aside with the force of baseball bats. With each crack and cry, the little men flew backward and evaporated into puffs of smoke.
She spun and spun until she was certain there were no survivors. Flipping back up, Frazie stopped to catch her breath. “If someone had told me being a Psychonaut meant walking into minefields and getting jumped by lawyers, I don’t think I would’ve come.”
She wanted out of this park ASAP, before she had another run-in with the squirrels, the censors, or Galochio. Making sure the boys were uninjured, she guided them out the other side. As they left the park, though, she remembered they still didn’t know where they were going.
A quick glance upwards gave her an idea. “Wait here,” she told the two kids, running at the nearest lamppost. Once more her acrobatic prowess came in handy as she shimmied up it with ease.
Though, usually, poles don’t have eyes on top of them. “Do you mind?” the light spat at her.
“Yeep!” Before things could get any more awkward, Frazie leapt off onto a nearby fire escape - thankfully a bit less alive - and ran up it to the roof.
She could see it all from up here. With the rainbow of colors around, it was like she was sitting at the top of the world’s biggest paint palette. Even the clouds looked like someone had painted them up on the sky.
But the view was flawed. Because off in the distance, a plume of smoke rose up from somewhere out of sight.
“Bingo.”
A quick descent and an awkward apology to a lamppost later, Frazie rejoined the kids. “It’s not too far away. A little stroll through a couple buildings and we’re basically there. You two ready?”
“Are you?” Bobby snarked.
“Nope. Let’s do this.” This sunny, funny world had already put her nerves on edge, but how much could happen between here and the next several blocks?
She led them in a sprint, slowing down enough to keep up with their smaller legs. What looked like a long hotel was in the way, and she yanked open the door to let them through.
As they jogged through the lobby, though, something seemed off. “Where is everyone?” Frazie noted.
Outside, as it turned out. The trio were halfway across the building when a voice suddenly blurted over a megaphone from somewhere beyond the walls. “Alright, building is clear! We’re free to proceed with demolition!”
All three of their eyes jolted open in unison. “Wait!” Frazie shouted. “We’re still in-“
BOOM!
Their cries fell on deaf ears as the initial charges went off, making their ears deaf. In front and behind them, the exits were blocked off as rubble rained down on the doorways.
Coughing and sputtering, Frazie tried to think of a new plan while waving dust from her face. “We need to go up!” she ordered, dragging the two bullies towards the staircase.
By the time they hit floor two, the next wave of explosions were ready to go off. “IhatethisIhatethisIhatethis,” Frazie repeated like a mantra as chunks of floor cracked below them, doors flew past them, and the entire foundation threatened to collapse on them at any moment.
No luck on that floor, either. Frazie dragged them yet higher, her hopes falling lower. But as luck would have it, there was an open window at the far end of the hall...
...And another wave of explosions going off.
By now the building was on its last legs. Walls creaked and groaned around them as splinters flew and the floor threatened to fall out from under them. “Hold on!” she demanded, scooping the other two up despite their protests and booking it down the hall.
Figuring out how to land was a problem for later Frazie, because current Frazie wasn’t about to become a mental pile of ash. Ducking under falling support beams and leaping over pits, she hit the final stretch and launched the three of them out the frame with seconds to spare.
Safe. From blowing up, at least. Falling three stories was an entirely different matter.
“Ahhhhh...!” They probably didn’t deserve it, but Frazie held the two kids close, ready to take the brunt of the fall for them. She ignored her innate instincts and rolled to face up, ready to fall on her back for their sakes...
...Any second now. Annnny second.
When she finally dared open an eye, she spotted Benny holding a thought bubble, straining with the effort as they slowly descended. “G-good thing I’ve been working on my levitation. Ghhhh, you guys are heavy!”
“Ha!” Bobby laughed, partly with relief and partly because he was a jerk. “Hey, look, Dumbo really can fly!”
“Shut up!”
“Whoa.” Frazie wasn’t sure how she’d gone from terrified to impressed, but whatever Benny was doing was amazing. A trick like that could revolutionize their circus routines... and be a lifesaver for the rare occasion you end up leaping out of an exploding building. She had to remember that one.
“...Whoooooa!” It was a shortlived trick, though, especially given how heavy the load it was bearing was. After a few seconds, the bubble violently popped, sending them freefalling the rest of the way.
The good news: Their landing was softened.
The bad news: It was softened by mud.
They landed with a splatter. After a moment of stillness, Frazie peeled her head out of the muck, blinking dirt from her eyes. Over in the distance, a bunch of hardhat wearing hammers and bulldogs celebrated as the rest of the building caved in. None of them noticed the rude gesture Frazie sent them.
“Uggggh...” Bobby spit some out of his mouth like a fountain. While he tried to stand up, a creature that’d been playing in the muck before they’d arrived rubbed up on him. “Get off me, bozo!”
“...What is that?” Frazie asked. It was piglike, that checked out with where they found it, but it was green and metallic. When it turned enough for Frazie to get a good look at it, it looked like a... walking safe?
Bobby’s mouth twitched with disgust as he shook dirt off his shirt. “You really don’t know anything, do ya? I bet your mental world is empty!” He dropped a hand on the thing’s head and knocked a couple times. “It’s a memory vault. They hold onto people’s suppressed memories. And if you wanna get to them, you need a speeecial touch...”
Bobby leered ominously at the poor creature. The vault finally realized he was not, in fact, a fellow mud-dweller and quickly moved to escape, but it was too late. Bobby quickly chopped it straight on the head and it flopped over, its vault spitting out a bunch of photographs as its tongue lolled across the ground.
Frazie caught the pictures and arranged them while Bobby flexed, leaving Benny to pick himself up without help. Curious, she shuffled through them one by one.
A Visit with Grandpa
A younger Dogen’s pajama-padded feet treaded across the small bridge. The room they were in was almost as small, just a compact dome with just enough room for a circular path around a glass booth. It almost looked like a jail, with just enough accommodations inside it to live comfortably, but the person who was in it was there by choice.
He was flanked by his parents, two faceless folks whose arms bore the same greenish hue. Though they each held one of his hands, their stance was straight and serious.
A metal door separated them from the room’s occupant, and his mother knocked on it. After a few seconds, a slot in the steel slid open to reveal a pair of skittish eyes hopping between them, their owner sighing wearily.
“Three... I told them no more than one at a time...” the small man groaned. “Though I suppose a visit from family is always a delight. What’s the occasion, mm?”
“Good evening, Compton,” Dogen’s mother greeted. “We’re here because Dogen had an... accident.”
“Yeegads, why on Earth are you telling me this?!”
“Because it was the kind of accident that makes the neighbor’s cat ‘disappear’.”
“...Oh,” the small man murmured quietly. “I see. I was hoping I’d never have to have this talk, but if things ever went my way, I wouldn’t need to be in this Psychoisolation Chamber...”
Dogen didn’t understand, his young mind at a loss. “I dun geddit,” he said, trying to look up into the peephole. “I thought bein’ psychic was a gift?”
Compton’s eyes brimmed with sadness as he shook his head down at him. “No, no, boy, not for people at my... our, level. Being a psychic is a gift, yes... in moderation,” he cautioned. “But for us... forever buried under the buzz of mouthless voices... where just one stray thought can make your friends and family disappear. Yes, just one! This kind of power is to be feared, Dogen. It’s a huge responsibility... one you’ll need to handle whether you like it or not.”
Dogen was shaking. He didn’t fully understand, but his grandpa made it all sound extremely dangerous. Just one wrong thought could have horrible consequences. One thing stuck out to him: Be afraid.
After a moment of thought, Compton peered out at them again. “...Tinfoil. Yes, tinfoil should work. Attach it firmly! Cut enough to circle his dome, and that should reduce it to manageable levels for the time being. He’ll likely need an upgrade when he’s older,” the man instructed, reaching up to tap his shiny metal bowler for emphasis. “...I wish I’d known all this when I was younger.”
Dogen’s parents conversed amongst each other briefly. “Sam wasn’t anything like this,” his father pointed out.
“Yes, well, I suppose that’s the luck of the draw... or the misfortune, rather.”
Each parent gave Dogen’s hand a squeeze, but his trembling didn’t stifle much. “Thanks for the tip. We’ll get him some right away.”
“You’re very welcome,” Compton said as he started sliding the panel shut. “Now please, stay away... or come one at a time in the future.”
The smaller campers were looking at the memories behind Frazie’s back, her brow furrowed as she delved into Dogen’s past. “Poor kid...” she mumbled, heart heavy.
Bobby was a bit less morose. “Ha! Dorken had an accident!”
“...Did you stop paying attention after the first five seconds?” Frazie asked, shooting him a look.
“Yeah, pretty much.”
“I should’ve guessed the only thing smaller than your brain was your attention span,” Frazie sighed, throwing the photos back into the vault. “We’ve wasted enough time. We’re almost there!”
Dusting themselves off, they broke into a sprint, following the scent of smoke on the air. Around a couple more corners and there it was... the inferno.
A wide apartment building simmered and cracked as flames leapt behind its windows. The firemen - a bunch of Dalmatians - were already there, but even though they assaulted it with hoses and buckets, they weren’t making a dent.
All the residents were still trapped inside, flailing and calling out. Frazie squinted to get a closer look and saw...
...Herself?
All the ‘occupants’ were just poorly drawn cardboard cut-outs of all the Whispering Rock campers. Though they cried for help and wiggled, their limbs didn’t move, each one just leaning out the window like someone had propped them on the ledge.
Frazie ran a hand down her face. “Are you for real? Do we really need to save them? They’re made of wood.”
“How could you talk about innocent civilians like that?!” a passing firedog barked at her with a stern look. “Ma’am, this is a highly dangerous situation! If you’re not here to help evacuate the building, you need to leave.”
She exchanged looks with Bobby and Benny. They shrugged. “Well, you heard them... let’s get to work.”
For a crowd of firefighters, the task was risky. For a trio of psychics with telekinetic powers, pulling people from their apartments was a breeze. Especially for Frazie, whose prior experience had her yanking cut-outs down at twice the speed.
Each ‘civilian’ was lifted up by ethereal hands and pulled down one by one. The campers were soon joined by drawings of Sasha, Lili, Milla, and even themselves as they cleared the building. Benny stood beside his own cutout and grumbled, its cardboard ears twice as big as its head. “As if I really look like this.”
“Yeah... yours are bigger!” Bobby taunted, laughing. “Gottem!”
Frazie rolled her eyes as she pulled the last person out, a standee of Oleander that promptly flopped forward as soon as it was on the ground.
Once the building was clear, one of the Dalmatians shouted above the crackling blaze. “The building’s clear! No more holding back! Turn the hoses up to max, give it everything we’ve got!”
Torrents of water flew from all directions while the ground forces passed buckets along in a steady formation. What started as a raging inferno dimmed to a blaze, then dimmed to cinders and finally went out with a deep sigh of smoke.
Cheers went up all around from the dogs and the cardboard. Even the three psychics couldn’t help but get in on it, proud of a (strange) job well done.
The celebration didn’t last long, though. As the celebration was dying down, the firetruck’s radio crackled loud enough for all to hear.
“Danger!” it blared, voice crackling. “The fire’s out, but there’s a bomb in the building! I repeat! Bomb, in, the building!”
Silence.
Then, everyone lost their minds. The cut-outs all tried wobbling away while the firefighters ditched their trucks and ran for it, no one concerned with saving the building anymore.
Soon, it was just the three campers left. They would’ve ran, too, but Frazie had halted them. Something didn’t sit right with her. She slowly crept up to one of the windows and peered in, finally able to see inside without all the smog and flames.
Inside the apartments wasn’t a room, but a dark void.
And a path.
Now that was worth investigating. “You two stay here,” Frazie ordered, climbing inside. The road was thick and seemed to be made of rope. She nudged it with her toe before following it. “I’m going to check this out.”
The coil of rope was big, but not very long. After a brief little walk, she reached the other end, where the path seemed to connect to a large black mound. Curious, Frazie hiked up it, peering around. Nothing. She glanced back to the window and looked up the path.
Her eyes went wide. There was a wall of fire blazing at the end of it, steadily growing closer.
Now, that alone was concerning. But then Frazie started to piece things together as she looked down at the mass...
Big, black sphere. Rope at the top. The rope was lit.
She was standing on a giant cartoon bomb.
“Crap!” The way back was blocked by the oncoming fuse’s flame, but the boys were still close enough to hear. “Fill up some buckets and put this thing out, now!” she called through cupped hands.
The boys might be jerks, but this scenario was too insane for even them to fool around. They jumped to it, using the abandoned trucks and hydrants to fill up some pails and started telekinetically dumping them onto the fuse.
It took some work, but the sparks soon started to hiss, finally simmering down to nothing. Frazie let out the deepest sigh of relief she’d ever had, wiping her brow. “I am so done with this.” With the situation handled, she finally let herself relax. “Do you think that’s enough to-“
The fuse sparked back to life.
“What!?” Frazie shook a fist at the rope, furious. “You can’t do that!”
But it could. It did. And it did it for a reason.
The flames had slowed, but they still burned brightly, brighter, brighter, growing until they outright spat a chunk of fire over onto the bomb.
Frazie jumped back, confused... and then that fire started to stand up.
The small clump of flames grew and grew until it’d formed a sort of humanoid giant, its whole body ablaze and its hair a simple wisp of flame. Its face was carved out of fire, its eyes and mouth glowing orange as it grinned at a frightened Frazie. “Well, well, well, lookey what we have here!”
Her legs felt weak. Whatever this thing was, it was three times her size. Swallowing her nerves, she dared voice what was on her mind. “W-who are you?”
“Who am I?” The elemental cackled. “Who am I?! I’m every niggling little doubt the runt’s had in da back of his head, eeeevery little jolt of panic he has when he thinks a bit too hard! I’m da boss around here that keeps him on his toes, and I’m tired of being restrained!”
Reeling back, the monster roared high to the sky, the fuse once more progressing down the path as its body burned bright. The void seemed to shake as it shouted to the sky.
“I...
am...
Bonfear!”
Frazie gulped. She had a hunch this guy was going to be just a liiiiittle harder to take down than the censors had been.
Notes:
[Insert boss battle theme of choice here]
Chapter 6: Defusing the Situation
Notes:
Here we go, folks! The final segment of Dogen's Saturday Morning Kaboom. Will Frazie withstand the heat, or will her hopes burn up? Read on and find out.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Trailing her eyes up the hulking fiend of flame and fear, Frazie was starting to regret a looooot of the decisions she’d made in the last couple days.
But regret wasn’t going to help her get out of this one.
Knowing full well it held the advantage, Bonfear taunted her with a ‘bring it’ gesture, just begging her to make the first move. “C’mon, girly... let’s see whatcha got.”
What did she have? Not too much, yet. Her repertoire was still pretty much telekinesis, psychic assaults, and self-immolating pyrokinesis. And she definitely didn’t need to try fighting fire with fire, here.
Her options were limited, but she had to try. Taking a shot, she stepped in and threw a psychic punch...
...Only to reel her hand back in in pain, blowing on her burning fist. Her psychic projection gave her a bit of reach and protection, but attacking him was still basically the equivalent of punching fire. AKA: Not a good idea.
The monster cackled, bent over with laughter. “Dat’s a riot!” It wiped a lick of flame from its eye... then leaned in. It clenched its fist, the fire in its arms building in its palm until a huge sphere of flame roiled in its grip. “Now let me show you how it’s done.”
Woosh! Frazie only barely managed to duck before a searing shot flew right past where her head had been. That was her cue to run.
“Ahhhhhh! I’ve already had my hair almost burned once today!” she protested, taking off and ducking under another projectile.
“Bald would be a good look for ya, dame!” Bonfear taunted as he gave chase. “Or better yet, melted!”
She expected to reach the edge of the bomb and be kinda screwed, but to her surprise, she stuck to it even as she crossed its horizon, like it had its own gravitational pull. The universe’s most explosive planetoid. At least she could flee as much as she wanted while she thought up a plan... but her pursuer wasn’t going to make it easy.
Frazie glanced back just in time to spot the demon slamming its hands into the ground, shooting out waves of flame that spread all across the ground. Yelping, she leapt high just in time to keep her legs from being incinerated out from under her.
“Catch, stupid!”
“Oof!” Something metal knocked the wind out of her as it launched into her chest on the way down. It was a bucket, water sloshing back and forth in it from its telekinetic launch. Over by the entrance, Bobby and Benny shot her a thumbs up before running off to get some more from the firetruck.
Welp... Frazie never thought she’d see the day where water would save her life instead of ending it.
Regaining her footing, she acted quickly. Using telekinesis for extra range and power, she whipped its contents behind her, sloshing it all across Bonfear’s torso.
“Gggggggh...!” Like acid, it hit his skin and doused it, blowing clouds of steam up into his face as he hissed. One little splash wasn’t going to do much, though, as more fire quickly fanned out to cover up the area she’d struck. “Oh, using water against fire? Yer a real genius, ain’tcha?
“But so am I!” By now the boys had returned with a couple more buckets... and the monster was well aware of it. It faced the window back to reality and spewed fire from its mouth, making them yelp and back off. “Cut da water from its source! Easy as one, two...”
Thunk. “T-tree...” With his back turned, Frazie was free to fire the empty bucket at the back of his head.
“Yeah, real smart!” she shot back. Where fists failed, adapting was king.
Bonfear rubbed the back of his skull, growling. Now it had a threat on both ends - the boys supplying its weakness, and the girl who could use it against him. Annnnd was eager to bash his head in.
Alright, new plan. If the girl was dead, she couldn’t use water against him.
Going on the offensive, Bonfear lashed out, every stomp sending out waves of fire traveling across the surface, its mouth spewing heat like a dragon as Frazie yelped and booked it.
As terrifying as things were, Frazie’s agility kept her on her toes. Jumping waves was nothing. Sidestepping fireballs, easy. Leaping through rings of fire? She did that at the circus for fun.
But the demon was smarter than he looked. He spun on his heel and fastballed some fire off into the distance. While Frazie wondered why he was attacking the wrong direction, the gravitational pull of the bomb brought it all the way around and slammed it into her back. She screamed out.
As one could imagine... it hurt. Her back burned, the blow enough to leave her mind scrambled. She thought quickly enough to use her newest bucket of water to douse the blow. Glancing back at her scorched back, she whined. “This is my only good shirt, you jerk!”
“I’ll make sure yer buried in it!” Another bucketful of aqua to the face. “ACK! Phhbtbt!”
Their fight continued, this cat and mouse game of chasing and dodging and dousing when she could. She’d telekinetically catch what the boys threw, and whip it right at the fiend when she had an opening. With every splash, her foe seemed to shrink as she washed away bit after bit of him... but he wasn’t any weaker. If anything her determination encouraged him to get crafty, winging more sneak attacks at her from all directions until she started having to slide under entire walls of flame hurled at once.
He wasn’t going down quick enough. She couldn’t do this forever. She was having close calls more and more often as her stamina wore down, and his seemed endless. The occasional smackdown with a bucket left him stunned and made sure the boys stayed safe, but her energy was running out.
What’s worse, her flow of water was slowing, the buckets coming less and less frequently. She knew the boys were thugs, but they wouldn’t just leave her here... would they?
But, it turned out, there was a good reason why.
“I got it, boss!” Benny called from out of sight.
“About time, slugbrain! Bring it here!” Bobby barked, beckoning him over to the window.
By now, Frazie was relentlessly pounding Bonfear with her latest bucket, but he just laughed through the blows - it wasn’t lethal if it wasn’t water, and he knew he had her on her last legs. Cupping his hands together, he gathered all his energy for a decisive gout of heat. “Game over, gally!”
Frazie panted, letting the bucket go and bending over with exhaustion. Her eyes snuck a glance behind the fiend and, despite everything, she smirked. “Yeah... for you.”
“Hit it!”
Benny had slowly tugged the hose over from the truck and taken the time to figure out how to turn it on. With his back turned, Bonfear was a sitting duck just waiting to get hosed down.
Like a sniper shot, a thin and powerful blast of water pierced right through his chest. Both bullies held the weapon as steady as they could as they rained down on him, carving a path down his body, sending up screaming clouds of steam.
“WAIT! STOP!” the demon pleaded, but the boys just laughed as they chased him with the stream.
Bonfear didn’t look nearly as threatening running in circles trying to avoid getting hosed down. It became downright comical the smaller he got. Frazie started giggling around the time he was her height.
Before long, the elemental had shrunk to the point he wasn’t much taller than Frazie anymore. Snatching up one last bucket with her mind, she let out a triumphant shout as she ran up and jumped to slam dunk its contents right on top of the fiend’s flickering face. “Soak your head!”
“AGGGGGGGH!” Droplets rained down on his shoulders and washed away what little remained. By now he didn’t even have the strength to tug the bucket off of him, try as he might. Bonfear shrunk and shrunk and shrunk until he seemed to outright disappear under the pail.
Victorious, Frazie walked up to the bucket and nudged it over with her foot. Underneath, the world’s tiniest boss sat shaking, wringing its hands. “W-we, ah... we appear to have had a simple misundastandin’, ma’am. Eheh...”
“Mhm.” She inhaled sharply and blew, sending Bonfear tumbling head over heels. The little spark backed away as she approached again, crawling backwards on its tiny hands... until it bumped into something. Letting out a pitiful whimper, it looked up.
Somehow, some way, Dogen had arrived. And he didn’t look happy.
Frazie chalked up that his teleportation was just some mind shenanigans... and she also chalked up that she should let him handle this. This time Bonfear was backing away towards her, as if she’d protect him from the bigger threat.
Fat chance. Frazie kept her distance and watched as the boy stomped towards the little demon. “You! You’re the one who won’t let me control myself!”
“E-eheh, eheh... t-technically...” the fire sputtered, “you’re da one who’s afraid, I’m just da representation of it!”
“Well you’ve held me down for long enough.” Dogen marched closer, and Bonfear tried to hide his face while his host glared him down. “I was afraid because I couldn’t control my powers, and I couldn’t control my powers because I was afraid!” Dogen lifted his foot, its shadow eclipsing the lingering spark. “But I’m not afraid anymore.”
The little demon let out a high-pitched shriek, but it was no use. Dogen stomped down, and with a final sizzle, Bonfear was no more.
After which, the boy sighed with relief and rubbed the side of his head. “Muuuuuch better.”
In the distance, the fuse still burned dangerously close to the bomb. But with its guardian defeated, it promptly sputtered out like a candle in the wind. The city was safe. Dogen was safe.
All the campers were safe.
And Frazie needed a break. Was it over? “How’re you feeling...?” she asked Dogen, reaching back to cautiously trace the spot she’d been hit with her fingers.
“Better than ever!” He wiggled in place, looking happy as could be. “Especially since we’re just in time!”
“Time? For what?”
In answer, the world seemed to fall out from under her. And yet as if it’d only been a tiny fall, she promptly landed softly on her feet back in Dogen’s living room with Bobby and Benny by her side.
While the bullies looked around startled, Dogen settled back into his couch, shifting back and forth before releasing a deep sigh. “Ahhhhh... everything’s as it should be. And just in time for my favorite show!”
The television was clear now, with nothing but crisp visuals inside the box. He flicked through channel after channel... endless possibilities lied before him. Finally, he landed on a strange show - a view of the campgrounds, through his own eyes. Back in the real world, he seemed to be calming down, his head drooping and the air around him growing still.
That was a mission complete in Frazie’s book. “We’ll leave you to it,” she said, giving a small smile.
“Goodbye!” Back in control, Dogen waved farewell before pushing them up and out of his mind, ejecting them willingly back to reality. “And thank you!”
Frazie blinked, the sun on her skin and the wind in her hair. Reality, sweet reality. She was back where she’d first left, and the first thing she did was reach back to touch her wound. It was gone, only applicable in the mental world, her shirt intact... though her spine still slightly ached and burned at her touch. She’d be fine, though.
The second the counselors sensed Dogen calming down, they dropped to their knees with a gasp, desperate for a breather. When the boy’s eyes returned to normal, he glanced around blankly, looking lost.
“...Why’s everyone on the ground?” he mumbled, confused.
“They... they did it,” Sasha mumbled in part relief, part awe. Rubbing his head, he forced his gaze up off the ground to look at his compatriots. “Should we get Dogen to the Geodesic Psychoisolation Chamber?”
The boy answered for himself. “No, no, I... I think I’m feeling okay. Better than I’ve felt in a long time, actually!” He reached up to his bare head, feeling his tuft of hair, unable to stop smiling when he realized he was hatless and nothing was blowing up in his face.
Milla held a hand to her heart, elated even through exhaustion. “That’s wonderful!”
“And improbable.” Sasha pushed himself off the ground, adjusting his glasses as he eyed the trio. “What happened in there, exactly?”
Frazie opened her mouth to speak, but Bobby roughly shoved his way ahead of her. “It was crazy! But thanks to me, we managed to get through everything and take out the guy making Dorken freak out.”
“Is that so?” Sasha asked, holding his fingers to his forehead. “Because according to the instant replay I’m viewing in your mind, Frazie did all the hard work. You just threw buckets.”
“H-hey! Those buckets were heavy! And the censors...!”
“Yes, yes, you did help. I suppose you’ve made up for your mistake. Your reward shall be not getting punished for throwing us into this catastrophe in the first place.”
Bobby grumbled under his breath, but it was a pretty good deal if a bit of a let-down.
Still, Frazie appreciated their brief partnership. Benny could be a good kid, and Bobby could be... a kid. “For what it’s worth,” she said, offering the proverbial peace branch, “I couldn’t have done it without you guys.”
“Really?” There was a hint of red in Benny’s purple cheeks, the boy rubbing the back of his head with a goofy grin. “Awwww... shucks.”
Bobby? Bobby’s response was a swift heel to her foot.
“ACK!” Frazie hopped back on forth on her good leg, hissing through her teeth and swearing under her breath. “You’re lucky I’m still working on pyrokinesis, you little...!”
“Eh, eh-heh! Eh, eh, eh-eh!” Bobby mocked, waving his hand back and forth and laughing as he sprinted away.
Sasha’s gaze trailed after him, the man shaking his head. “Don’t worry, I’ll have a talk with him about that later. And speaking of rewards... I believe I have a couple for you.”
“Me?” Frazie hadn’t expected anything, given she still wasn’t an official camper... but she sure as heck wasn’t going to turn it down. “Like what?”
“Firstly, this.” He reached into his coat pocket, retrieving something to show to her. A yellow felt diamond, featuring a box and an arrow.
Frazie felt the corners of her lips curve upwards. “This is...”
“A Telekinesis merit badge,” Milla filled in for her. “We can see you used it extraordinarily while helping calm Dogen down. You’ve more than earned it! Go ahead, darling.”
Brimming with pride, Frazie took her second patch and affixed it to her shawl right next to the first. She hadn’t even been here half a day and she’d already gotten a couple of these bad boys. She might still be a rookie, but it was starting to make her feel like maybe, just maybe, there was hope for her as a psychic.
“And on that note,” Sasha continued, “I think we can all agree it wouldn’t be right to keep you off the roster after helping keep everyone safe. We will waive your parent’s permission... though, of course, we can’t waive that they’re still on their way. But until they arrive, you are free to join us in our learning exercises.”
Frazie couldn’t help it. She threw her hands up and pumped them with enthusiasm. “Yes!” She still had a time limit, but she was a full-fledged camper now. She just had to make the best use of the days she had left.
“Congratulations,” Milla praised with a clap of her hands. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll inform the campers that activities will be postponed for awhile while we have a bit of a rest. And tend to these headaches...” Milla took Dogen by the hand, leading him away. “Come on, darling, let’s get you back to the cabins and make sure you’re not hurt.”
Benny went with. Dogen glanced over his shoulder as they walked away, tossing a grateful wave. Frazie waved back.
Meanwhile, the shortest counselor was trudging off on his own. “I need a nap...” Oleander grumbled. “Told you he was a time bomb, Nein! Good thing we had a bomb squad on hand.” He shot Frazie a quick look. “Good work, cadet. Keep working that brain. Might be big things ahead for someone like you...”
With him gone, it was just Frazie and Sasha now. She was planning to excuse herself, until he spoke up off-handedly. “Hmmmm. Perhaps I underestimated you.”
Frazie looked his way. “How’s that?”
“A plethora of reasons. Very few succeed an excavation into the mind on their first few tries, let alone their very first. Nor do they acquire two merit badges on day one. Completing Oleander’s course... defusing Dogen... I believe there is potential in you, Ms. Aquato.”
Now that was a confidence booster. “Oh, uh... thanks?” she said, grinning just slightly.
But he wasn’t done there. Fishing into his other pocket, he retrieved another object. “I’d like to extend an offer. Come to my lab at the big dome out in the woods. I cannot make you show up, but if you do, I can provide you some advanced training. It doesn’t have to be today, or tomorrow... but consider it.”
He placed the thing into her hands. She opened it up to see... “...A red button? What am I supposed to do with this?”
Sasha just turned away silently, telekinetically pulling a cigarette from his pocket and lifting it to his mouth. “When the time comes, you’ll know,” he replied cryptically as he departed.
Puzzled, Frazie held the button up to her arm. Well, this was her good outfit, so she didn’t need to use it to make any repairs. She’d figure it out later. She didn’t plan to visit his lab just yet... but maybe soon. For now, she pocketed it and made to leave.
Her foot nudged something on the ground. Her eye was drawn to something left behind in the grass. Frazie stooped down to pick it up.
She turned it up to face her. Inside her palm, the altered Psy Portal gleamed up at her.
Notes:
And so marks the end of the first new mental world. What'd y'all think? I've already got a few more minds planned, but I'm curious, what other campers do you hope to see?
Also, since a couple people wanted to see it, here's a brief rundown of some of the things in Dogen's mind! Just to show what I had in mind when creating it:
The overall cartoony aesthetic: Dogen is one of if not the youngest camper, and I wanted his mind to reflect that with a more kid-friendly style. Plus, that goofiness gave room for more fitting things - for instance, some of the occupants of his mind are talking animals, and that meshes well with his zoolingualism. Plus, it gave a lot of opportunity to have things blowing the heck up... like the squirrels, a more literal representation of the critters he tends to blow up most.
The television: The TV is a lot of things... Dogen's worldview, his powers, the workings of his mind, etc. When his fear overloads him, it interferes with the set, making him unable to really process anything that's going on or control himself. When he flicks through the channels and infinite potential is mentioned, it's also saying he now has access to a lot more of his power without having to worry about it flaring out of control.
The burning building/cut-outs: This shows the immediate danger all the campers were in - it arrived when they were in trouble, and while fixing it didn't immediately save them, it did give them access to the thing that would.
Bonfear: Represents the fear instilled in him by Compton, his parents, himself, and likely a lot of other people. Most of all, it's the fear he'll unintentionally harm people. So long as it existed, it was impossible to get him to calm down, hence why the bomb couldn't be naturally defused. That's why I chose to make him living fire - something that would keep the fuse lit, be the cause for the burning building, and represent the burning anxiety a person might feel under immense stress. As for Bonfear himself, he wants to rage out of control, since the tinfoil is off, Dogen's freaking out, and his powers are finally unsuppressed. His very existence was also what was disorienting the television, as the panic was what was sending the signal out of whack.
Chapter 7: Warming Up
Notes:
The train of inspiration is back in the station. Choo, choo
Replaying Psychonauts is a great way to keep the creativity flowing, but I'd forgotten how quickly paced it is. Half the campers kidnapped before dinnertime, Raz's parents arriving in just a day... I'm still working out the timeframe this fic's gonna work under, but I'm predicting it'll stretch out a bit more than that.
Edit: Ahhhhhhhh! Now has a Tvtropes page! I've never gotten one of those before, I'm so honored! Thank you, everyone! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/LaterTraitor
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Frazie sat in the shade of one of the camp’s many trees, the Psy Portal resting in her hands. She turned it over and over, inspecting it.
It felt like something far too important for the counselors to just ‘forget’, especially with its failsafes down. Then again, almost getting your brain popped had a way of making things slip your mind.
Whatever the case, Frazie wasn’t about to go up to them and ask what the deal was. She didn’t plan on going jumping into kids’ heads willy-nilly, but this still felt like something worth keeping around. It might come in handy if another emergency sprung up, and turning it in wouldn’t do anything but net her good girl points.
Hey, it was a risk. But taking risks was just what acrobats did.
What next, though? The campers had dispersed again now that the situation was clear. The cheery campers were up on the lodge roof now, whispering amongst themselves. Frazie could’ve swore she caught a glimpse of a shy girl eying the boy in the sailor hat before vanishing as he passed by. Some kid in an astronaut helmet was dashing off into the trees carrying a bunch of weird gadgets in her arms.
Maybe she could go find Lili. She felt kind of bad having to leave the girl behind when she’d clearly wanted to come along, even if she had no choice. Frazie could tell her all about her adventure - Lili seemed like the kinda gal who’d love to hear how she beat fire to a pulp.
But before she could get up and go searching, fate had something else in store for her.
From behind her, specifically.
“Hey.”
Frazie jumped, quickly trying to sandwich the Psy Portal between her hands in case it was a counselor. Instead, one of the kids had snuck up on her, a green girl with thick headphones wrapped tight around her ears. Frazie recalled she was one of the two campers that’d been jamming out with drums onstage during breakfast.
“Uhhhhh... hey,” Frazie replied with a forced smile. “You didn’t see a door just now. It waaaaaas... a really flat pinecone.”
The girl just laughed. “Relax, relaaaax, I’m not gonna tell anyone.” She offered Frazie a hand. “Name’s Phoebe. Phoebe Love.”
Phew. Frazie accepted the handshake with her free hand. “And I’m... well, you probably already know after the campfire thing and dealing with Dogen and yadda yadda...”
“Yeah, I think the whole camp knows your name by now. That big mess just minutes ago is actually what I wanted to talk to you about,” Phoebe said when she took her hand back. “Quentin and I, we’ve been talking about blowing minds with our music. We just didn’t expect someone to try and blow ours, first. Hoo...” She rubbed her head, right behind her earphones. “You’re a lifesaver!”
Frazie couldn’t help but grin, but simply shrugged. “You don’t gotta thank me. What else was I going to do? Let everyone explode?”
“Don’t downplay it, girl,” Phoebe replied. “We all owe you one. Which is why I’m here.”
Frazie’s brow furrowed. “Huh?”
“I saw you getting a little hotheaded while practicing pyrokinesis earlier.”
The older girl’s cheeks reddened shamefully. “If you say you owe me, any chance you can just forget that ever happened?”
“I can do you one better.” Phoebe jerked a thumb at herself. “How would you like to be taught by a pyrokinetic pro?”
Frazie looked a bit doubtful - she didn’t think any of the kids here could really call themselves pros. Phoebe caught her glance and cleared her throat. “Well, I have a bad flare up now and then, but I’m still the best firestarter in camp. That’s even gonna be the name of our band!” Wherever he was, Quentin suddenly had a huge urge to scream about the Levitators.
Speaking of screaming, this just shrieked bad idea. Frazie didn’t doubt Phoebe had skill, but would that really make her that much different from Lili? Frazie pulled her ponytail around front and stroked it, not ready to risk losing it again so soon. “I doooon’t think that’s a good idea.”
“Relaaaaaaax,” Phoebe soothed with her hands. “I know a place I can teach you where both of us will be safe.”
“What’d you have in mind?” Frazie asked, skeptical.
With a smirk, Phoebe simply tapped the middle of her forehead.
Frazie blinked, then glanced down at the Psy Portal still clasped in her grip. “You mean...?”
“I mean literally in mind. Think about it... something burns up in the mental world, who cares? It’s not foolproof, but it’s a heckuva lot safer than training out here.”
Phoebe had a point. Frazie recalled how Bonfear’s blaze had scorched her but she was a-okay back in reality. A safe psychic training ground with a sorta-pro... it was a good deal. And Frazie did need something to work on.
Well, it wasn’t an emergency... but it was a pretty smart use for the portal. She’d go find Lili first thing after the lesson and show off her pyrokinetic progress. “Alright, sounds like a plan... but if anything starts exploding, I’m leaving.”
Phoebe tilted her head. “Huh?”
“Never mind.” Frazie held up the door between two fingers, brow raised. “You sure about this?”
“Totally. Slap it on me, sister.”
With a nod, Frazie reached out and stuck it to Phoebe’s forehead. The now-familiar sight of the door clicking open and pouring white light played out. Phoebe shut her eyes and took a breath. “Come on in... and wipe your feet, first.”
With a quick scrape of her heels, Frazie stood up and concentrated. She fell into a trance of her own as she once more felt her consciousness soar through the aether and into the frame.
Now entering:
Phoebe’s Fire Mix Tape
As Frazie descended to the ground, a gust of warm air blew over her. When she landed, she could see she was in a strange little canyon - the sky was dark and the area around her was rocky, a few glowing cracks in the ground spitting soft puffs of steam.
She had no idea where she was, but it was already an improvement. “No dark rooms. Nothing blowing up in my face. Off to a good start.”
Before she could set off to find Phoebe, Phoebe found her first. The girl popped out from behind an arch up ahead, waving. “Yo! You made it.”
“Come on, you really think I’d somehow get lost in the five second entry?” Frazie put a hand on her hip, gesturing around. “Not gonna lie, I didn’t expect a place so... volcanic.” At least it was just pleasantly warm and not actually an oven.
“Oooooh, this is just the entryway.” Phoebe beckoned her guest ahead. “You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”
Frazie hummed curiously, following the kid through the rocky gate... and gasping when she saw what lay beyond.
Spotlights and neon signs. Purple walls and smooth brick. A dance club sat amidst the stone, looking out of place as heck and yet fitting completely naturally all the same. Outside, a line of living instruments hopped down the red carpet, a tough looking conga drum serving as the bouncer. Phoebe boldly walked up to it, and it bowed before her. “Welcome back to the club, miss.”
Shooting him with a finger gun, Phoebe walked by to undo the velvet rope blocking the way. “Welcome to the hottest place around!” she called to Frazie. “And here, we’re the VIPs.”
Frazie still had her mouth open in awe, taking it all in. She’d never really seen anything so bright and urban, her family usually sticking to the rural areas and the nearby forests even when they got close to town. She’d followed her parents into the city now and then, but she’d never seen anything from the nightlife. Still, she knew enough to know kids typically didn’t go to dance clubs, let alone own them. “Aren’t you too young to be in a place like this?”
“Girl, I run this place. I can do whatever I want! Now come on, let me show you around.”
...Well, Frazie wasn’t going to argue with that logic. She shot the bouncer a cautious glance as she followed Phoebe inside.
The club was hopping, even if everyone was a flute or a tuba or a cello. Phoebe swiped a glass of brown liquid off a passing trumpet waiter’s plate, the tool hardly noticing as it tried to balance more drinks on its handle. “Come on, have some!” she insisted, offering it up to Frazie.
Frazie wrinkled her nose. She may not have been an adult yet, but she was still supposed to be the responsible one. “C’mon, Phoebe, this is out of li-... glp!”
Phoebe had just rolled her eyes and telekinetically shoved the glass to her lips. Frazie took a sip and smacked her lips. “Mmm... is that soda?”
“Duh.” Phoebe handed her the cup of pop to let her keep sipping complacently while she guided them around full tables and various instruments. Up front, a dance floor was bustling with all sorts of musical guests hopping to the tunes. Onstage, a bunch of instruments played themselves, a smooth and steady groove keeping the club pumping.
Phoebe walked Frazie out into the middle of the dance floor and took her empty glass from her. “Wait here,” she instructed, slipping back into the crowd. Off the floor and off to the side, she dropped the glass onto a random table before climbing up the short staircase to the stage. “Heeeeey, fellas! Music got you fired up tonight?”
The instruments roared and bleated with approval, a cacophony of sound all around Frazie. Seemed Phoebe was a big deal around here... which was kinda a no-brainer, it being her own mind. “Well it’s about to get hotter! If you guys don’t mind?” she asked the band.
They didn’t mind one bit. They evacuated immediately, the drum even handing off its own sticks to her. “Cool, cool...” Phoebe stepped up to the center and held her arms high, a stick in each one.
Before the crowd’s (lack of) eyes, a drum set materialized in front of her, a non-living one by the looks of it. She thumped out a quick beat on it and the crowd went wild. “We’ve got a special event tonight! We’ll get this party started right... if you could all do me a favor and make way for the guest of honor.”
All around Frazie, instruments backed away, leaving a big gap in the crowd with her in the center of it. Feeling a bit self-conscious, she glanced around, waving a little. “Uh... hey. Nice strings you got there. Love your brass.”
After a few more drum hits, Phoebe pointed a stick out towards her. “Here’s how it’s gonna go down. I’ll play, and notes will fly. You’re gonna burn those suckers to the ground. Take it slow. Relax. Rushing it when you’re starting out is just gonna cause a flare up. Feel that fire in your soul, and push it out through your hands. Harness the burn in your brain!”
She spun the sticks in her grip and slammed them down on the cymbals. As if by magic, the sharp crashes materialized in the form of clefs and quavers, shiny glowing notes floating up over the dance floor.
Impressed, Frazie took up a stance. “Alright. Here goes nothing...!” Concentrating extra hard, she jabbed her fingers into both sides of her forehead and tried to gather the warm thoughts from her mind. Like last time, she felt that heat simmer to a dangerously high level. Thankfully, a drum splashed a glass of water over her head. “Agh! This isn’t going to be a thing, is it?”
“If it has to be,” Phoebe called.
Groaning, Frazie shook her hair dry and tried again. Eager to not get soaked, she tried to take it down a notch. She felt the warmth build to the brim again and refused to let it go any higher. Instead, she directed that heat into her fingers and felt the tips of them singe. Up above, the closest note seemed to shudder and smoke as the mental energy condensed around it.
Fwoosh! The tip of it lit up and started to spread. A weak start, but a start. Frazie let out a cheer as the symbol burned out of existence.
“Not bad!” Phoebe praised as the crowd hollered and whooped. “But we’re just getting started. When you can roast every note in a number, then we’re cooking!”
Phoebe played again, a bit faster, conjuring up more targets. A couple saxophones joined in on her sides, pumping up the volume and the flow of targets at the same time. Now that Frazie had done it once, redirecting her energy was a lot easier. Her burns started weak and slow, but with the audience’s support and all the time she needed, she was getting the hang of it.
Soon, notes combusted entirely one after another. It was hard keeping up, but by now lighting them up was becoming child’s play. The crowd went wild, spurring her on, and Frazie really started feeling the beat.
“Aw yeah!” She spun, pointing up at another symbol that immediately turned to ash. “I’m getting the hang of it! I should get a support drummer for all my exercises.”
Phoebe laughed, pounding out a few more notes. “Now you’re getting it! But maaaaybe cut it back a notch,” she cautioned. “You don’t want to overdo it.”
“I can handle it! See, watch...”
With each jab of her finger, another target lit up. Another, another, another - she was on a roll. Phoebe had slowed her playing to try and get her to chill a little, but that just made Frazie pour more energy into the few notes that were there.
One of them floated high up, suddenly combusting into her tallest flame yet. Before the fire could die out, though, it tickled some of the wiring flooding the club with light...
And jumped to them.
Both the music and Frazie stopped instantly as flames crackled to life and starting traveling both ways along the powerlines. Phoebe’s face grew taut as she pointed a stick right up at it. “Stop it! Put it out, now!
The dance floor became a chaotic crescendo as instruments hopped around, grabbing glasses and throwing their contents up at the ceiling. One even tried ripping the sink out and throwing that. But with the fire out of reach and spreading in multiple directions, it was a lost cause.
The fire spread to the lights, making them pop and spark... and those sparks just started up some smaller blazes on the floor. Phoebe yelped as a spotlight starting shaking loose up above and jumped out of the way as it crashed down to the stage, which immediately ignited. “It’s no good! Everyone, run!”
Instruments stampeded for the exit, Phoebe and Frazie panting as they chased after. All the while, the flames chased after, spreading like wildfire with the naturally warm environment aiding it on.
Outside, the crowd reconverged, a worried hubbub filling the air as they all watched the club become consumed. Crackling and crashing echoed all about as the building slowly caved in on itself, falling apart bit by bit with a groan.
Pulse racing and heart sinking, Frazie drummed her fingers together sheepishly. “Well... like you said... if something burns up in the mental world, who cares, right?”
Normally, that’d be right. But Phoebe just held a hand up to her head, looking worried. “Something’s wrong.”
“Huh? What do you mea-“ Before she could finish, Frazie felt a sudden push as Phoebe forcibly ejected her flailing from her mind. “Whoooooooa...!”
Frazie’s eyes snapped open. Before she could properly refocus, Phoebe was already running away towards the main lodge.
“Wait!” Frazie chased after, throwing the doors open long after Phoebe had already done the same. The hall was empty aside from Chef Ford doing his usual thing of the moment... and Phoebe, who’d immediately jumped onstage to her real drum set.
She grabbed her sticks and started to play...
CRASH bang boom bop bang bang CRAAAAAASH boop boop BANG
Frazie covered her ears. It was a mess - not a thing like how she’d played before. Behind her drums, Phoebe let out an exasperated cry, slamming her head onto the drum with a loud thump. “I can’t do it! My rhythm... it’s gone!”
Uh oh.
“What the heck?!” Frazie called, running up onstage to shake her shoulder. “You said it’s fine if something burns down in your brain!”
“Well I’ve never heard of someone destroying so much at once!” Phoebe moaned. “Toast a censor, fine! Burn some bushes or cobwebs, fine! Burn down the main focus of the brain... clearly not fine!”
Phoebe hung her head in her hands, on the verge of despair. “What the heck, Frazie? How could you save my life just to ruin it afterwards?”
“I-it’s not like I planned to!” she protested. Oooooh, this was bad. Somehow, she’d completely wiped Phoebe’s talent away... and that was already bad enough without considering that Phoebe was just trying to help her. Frazie bit her lip, brain racing a mile a minute clamoring for solutions. “...I’m gonna fix this.”
Phoebe looked up at her in disbelief, her eyes brimming with tears. “Now how the heck are you gonna do that?”
“I have no idea.” Frazie pulled out the Psy Portal again, shaking it. “But things can’t get any worse. Right?”
“Yes, yes they freakin’ can!”
Frazie winced. “Look... I know I messed up. But if there’s any chance at all of undoing this... I’m going to need to go back inside.”
Phoebe sniffed, then hung her head again. “Whatever. Just... just be careful.”
“I promise.” Carefully, Frazie gently pressed the door to the side of her head and jumped back in the second it was open. Reality slipped away, the last sound she heard being a choked sob.
Now entering:
Phoebe’s Frosty Funk
The first thing Frazie felt when she returned:
Cold.
When her feet hit the ground, they landed in snow. It was that segment of Coach’s brain all over again... but worse. Wild winds whipped around her, the snow pushing up to her ankles and flakes stinging her eyes. She hugged herself tight and shivered, teeth chattering. “W-what’s g-g-going on...?!”
She’d be an ice cube in no time if she didn’t do something. “W-warm thoughts, w-warm t-thoughts...” she repeated to herself, desperately rubbing her arms. The heat welled up inside her again, and this time, she clung onto it, keeping it at a safe level, urging it to pour throughout her whole body.
After a few moments, her shaking died down. She was still chilly, but her internal heat was protecting her. She finally unfurled, letting out a sigh. Well, that was one problem down...
...But what the heck was she going to do now? She couldn’t see a thing in this blizzard. Nothing except... a light, barely visible in the storm.
With nowhere else to go, Frazie kept the heat flowing as she stomped through the snow, pushing against the wind and following the glow in the distance.
Until she tripped on something, landing face first in the slush. Growling, she flipped around to look at what’d hit her foot.
Her stomach fell. A trumpet, frozen solid with a plate and some glasses stuck with it.
“...Sorry,” Frazie mumbled meekly, rising to her feet again and trudging towards the light once more. Watching her footing this time, she finally arrived safely.
The glow belonged to a small campfire, flanked by a couple frost-covered logs. On one of them sat Phoebe, the poor girl shivering and stuttering as she huddled under a blanket and leaned close to the flames.
“Phoebe!” Frazie ran up to her and threw her arms around her shoulders. “What happened here?! I left for like five minutes!”
Focusing intently on the fire, Phoebe’s teeth chattered as she responded. “E-ever have a tune suddenly pop in your head and refuse to leave? Get a headache for no reason, or f-forget something on the tip of your tongue? Things can happen quickly in your head... like one second you have a club, and the next, s-someone burns it down.”
Ouch. They were in a snowstorm and somehow that jab was colder than the freezing winds raging around them. Frazie glanced away, then looked back with a fiery determination in her eyes. “I could apologize again and again... but that’s not gonna do anything. So tell me, do you have any idea how I can fix this?”
Phoebe shook her head. “N-not a clue. Except...” She turned her head around long enough to glance off into the distance. There, a few more specks of light spread out into the distance, a line of torches lighting the way through the storm. “I t-think there’s a path over there. It’s as good a place to start as any...”
Nodding, Frazie tugged the blanket closer around the girl and stood up. “Think warm thoughts, Phoebe. I’ll be back.”
Frazie was reluctant to leave her alone in the cold dark, but she didn’t have a choice. Shielding her eyes against the storm, she trudged off into the distance, the crunch of her steps following her as she left stark footprints in her wake.
Notes:
A new adventure, a new world, a new power, a new problem to solve... this one a little self-created. Let me know what y'all think!
Chapter 8: Brain Freeze
Notes:
It's time for the longest and most action-packed chapter yet! Get some hot cocoa and settle in as we return to the snowstorm once more...
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
Alone in the blizzard, only the sound of Frazie’s footsteps kept her company. That as well as the occasional chill that rocked her body, but her repurposed pyrokinetics were doing a good job keeping her going.
Where was she going, though? The trail of torches marked no clear path, only forming a loose route through endless piles of snow. Part of her wondered if she was wasting her time, but there had to be a reason these markers were here.
And there was. It took a bit of walking, but finally, the storm seemed to ease up a bit as a new area appeared before her. With the break from snow blindness, Frazie could make out a deep gorge in the ground. Roughly rectangular in shape, its walls were a cool blue where the snow didn’t cover it. Inside it sat a bunch of shapes, but they were too far away to make out. A natural ramp off to the side led down into the pit, and Frazie supposed that was as good an indication as any she was meant to go down there.
Carefully, she trodded down the slope, making sure not to slip on any ice. Even being an acrobat wouldn’t save her if she tumbled all the way down. At the bottom, everything looked clearer, and the things she saw were puzzling.
Piles of snow and rocks formed huge objects, almost like nature had somehow carved them itself. Teddy bears and blocks. Rattles and bottles. Pillars lined the edges of the ravine in an equally spread pattern, leaving thin gaps between each one.
It almost looked like... a giant crib?
And at the far end of it, carved in even more detail than the rest, was a giant xylophone. Curious, Frazie started to make the trek across the canyon to inspect it.
What if I can never play again?
She froze - in movement, not literally. Her eyes flicked back and forth, but there was nothing around but these statues. Where had that thought come from? It wasn’t hers.
Am I really a musician if I can lose my spark so easily?
Was I ever really good to begin with?
Frazie kept looking around until she peeked down and stuck out her tongue. Some sort of gross purple goop was clinging to her feet, bogging her down.
“Ew, ew, ew,” she repeated, shaking it off and sidestepping out of it. “I wiped my feet before entering, this one wasn’t me!”
She hadn’t expected a response to her protests, but before her eyes, the puddle she’d stepped in started to bubble and squelch.
Not only was it not her mess... it was alive.
Frazie backed away as the slime rose up into a mound and metamorphized before her eyes. Tiny hands clawed out of the muck, and above them, it split into glowing orange eyes and a gaping mouth.
She gagged. This creature was not only revolting, just looking at it made her feel uneasy. The stray thoughts had ceased, but whatever it was, it was responsible for them. And it was slowly coming her way.
There was no one to instruct her this time. She didn’t want to get close to it, but psi-attacks had been her bread and butter so far. So, standing as far away as she could, she kicked her foot out and watched as her energy slammed into its face.
When she pulled it back, she’d left an imprint in the goo. And yet, the creature barely seemed phased from the impact, continuing to waddle after her while the mark faded away.
She backed up again, but it suddenly dashed towards her when it got close, its cavernous maw opened wide. Acting fast, Frazie leapt over it as it missed and faceplanted into the ground. It was back up in no time, already pursuing her again.
“Eugh. You look like something that’d grow on Dion’s old socks...” Shoving that image from her mind, Frazie focused it on something else. She had no idea how it’d react, but she redirected her internal heat into her palms and focused that building warmth on her foe.
The creature lit up like kindling. She was surprised just how flammable it was, the creature howling and stomping around, completely aimless as the fire consumed it. In no time at all, it started to melt, its disgusting slime disappearing into the snow.
“Phew.” Frazie wiped her brow, ready to continue her task. She turned...
...Just in time to see a whole bunch more of those puddles starting to rise up out of the ground. As if that wasn’t bad enough, some familiar red portals popped out of thin air, spewing tiny men with thick wool hats and very painful stampers.
“Come on!” Getting a head start before they grouped up and attacked, Frazie dashed through them, leapfrogging an unsuspecting censor and sending it tumbling into a snow pile. “I’m trying to fix things, here! I’m on your side!”
“No!”
“Who asked you?!” Great. These stupid things had no way of telling if an intruder was helpful or not. She made good ground while the enemies made their entrances, ahead of the pack and dashing for the xylophone as they chased after.
She turned around and kept sending out waves of heat as she moved backwards, aiming for the slimes first. If a censor got too close, though, she found they were just as susceptible to spontaneous combustion. Pyrokinetic training may have been a disaster, but she had to admit, it was great for saving her bacon.
Finally making it to the giant stone instrument, she hopped, pulling herself up. Even though the tool was made of rock, it still made a musical tink when she stepped on it. It might’ve been kinda fun to stomp around on top... if she wasn’t under attack.
But she had the high ground now. The sludges couldn’t climb at all, and were sitting ducks under her heated gaze. The censors were surprisingly good at climbing and leaping with their stubby legs, but a quick chop would send them flying back off the xylophone.
Using her advantage to the fullest, she managed to disperse with the crowd without any real trouble. Before long, the final censor let out a pitiful ‘no’ as she dusted off her hands. “Pains in the neck. Or head, I guess...” she mumbled, ready to check out the instrument.
It was a flat kid’s xylophone to be exact, with thin sticks set off to the side that were still three times her size. Little stone screws were set into both sides of each bar, and Frazie walked along them, eying them closely.
When she got to the end, she stopped. One of the final pegs wasn’t a peg at all.
It was a CD?
Frazie stooped down to pick it up, the disc shiny and cold in her hand. Wiping the snow off it, she could see it was still in pretty good condition despite being out here in the middle of nowhere.
She didn’t expect to find any record players out here, but she had a hunch whatever this thing was might help Phoebe out. She just had to get back to her. Frazie wasn’t looking forward to the trek back, but at least she’d made progress. Probably.
Preparing to head off, she lowered herself off the xylophone... and paused.
Off to the side, there was a cave she was pretty sure hadn’t been there a few seconds ago.
...Well, checking it out beat returning to the snowstorm. Maybe there was something useful inside? Keeping the CD help securely in her hands, she stepped into the hole and out of the snow.
As she departed, she didn’t notice the hulking figure watching her from up on the cliff.
“WhoawhoawhoaWHOAWHOA!”
The cave had gone on for a bit, eventually tapering into a floor of sheer ice. Frazie had tried to cross it, only to find the path became a downhill slope that sent her slip-sliding on her feet.
It was a testament to her balancing skills that she managed to remain upright even as she zoomed downhill. An exit was gleaming up ahead, and she let out a yelp as the ramp launched her right out of it.
“Hup!” Adjusting herself, she landed feet first with arms outstretched, the disc safe in one hand. Nailed it.
And not only did she nail it, the tunnel had led her back to Phoebe’s camp.
The kid glanced up briefly, but still looked too cold and gloomy to appreciate the trick. Mouth quirking with concern, Frazie trudged up to her, holding out the CD. “Does this mean anything to you?”
Phoebe opened up her blanket cocoon wide enough to take the recording in her hands. And when it brushed her fingers... it started to play.
Frazie whipped her head around as music surrounded them, echoing from nowhere. The air was filled with tinking and clinking as a bunch of random xylophone notes played, filling the area with light and indistinct sound. It didn’t seem very important to Frazie, but for some reason, Phoebe couldn’t stop smiling.
“I remember...” she mumbled. “My parents got me this little old thing to p-play with when I was a baby. Of course it didn’t mean anything to me then, but I guess that was my first taste of m-making music. And it tasted pretty good.”
Frazie chuckled, crossing her arms. “Like ham and eggs?”
“Yeah. O-or milkshakes and ice cream.”
“Shouldn’t you be thinking of something warmer?”
The music continued to play as the two girls giggled a little. But when Frazie opened her eyes again... a miracle was happening.
The snow around the campfire was melting. As if the heat decided to start working again, the piles of slush disintegrated until the rocky ground of Phoebe’s old mind reappeared.
It didn’t go very far - the phenomenon only took place in a wide radius around the camp. The rest of her mind was still a tundra, though oddly enough the falling snow refused to settle on the newly warmed land. It wasn’t much, but it was a sign they were on the right track.
Phoebe stopped shivering. Letting out a relieved sigh, she let her blanket fall away, kicking back on her log as she warmed up. “Whoa... I guess my playing was hot even back then.”
“Or something like that.” Now knowing what to do, Frazie gestured to her to stay put. “You wait here, I’m going to go find more of those!”
“How about you start there?” Phoebe pointed across from her, where a new path of torches had appeared in the snow.
Frazie nodded, setting out for it. “Thanks for the tip. Be back ASAP!” Right as she reached the edge of the clearing, she paused, remembering something. “Hey... do you know anything about purple goop monsters?” she called back.
Phoebe seemed a bit surprised, then stared back into the fire again. “They’re called Doubts.”
So that was what she’d been hearing. Frazie nodded. “I’ll destroy any I see.” With that, she spun on her heel and ventured back out into the whipping winds.
She wasn’t looking forward to returning to the blizzard, but now that she had a goal, the next trip wasn’t nearly as bad.
Like before, the raging storm opened up after a trudge through the snow. This time the path had led her upwards, into the peaks, and though the snowfall made looking back impossible, she coulda swore she could make out the dim glow of Phoebe’s campfire from up in the mountains.
But what was in front of her was far more important than what was behind. Up ahead, at the crest of the hill, sat some old ruins. Massive icicles hung from the arches, cold stone forming a large box except where wear and tear had taken chunks of rock out.
Try as she might, Frazie couldn’t see an entrance, and all the footholds around the building were too slippery for her acrobatic prowess to take her to the roof. Giving the icy stalagmites up front a stern look, she wrapped her arms around them and tugged.
Not even an inch. The cold here was powerful... but so was her new power.
A heated glare and a tap to the forehead later, the obstacle lay in a puddle at her feet, revealing a double doorway beyond. Smirking proudly to herself, Frazie shoved them open and stepped inside.
It was eerily empty indoors. Not a single soul and not a single sound except for the distant howl of the wind outdoors. Shivering (and not just from the cold), Frazie started to make her way around. “Hello? Anyone here?”
No response. She passed by rows of tall stones - lockers, by the look of them. They wouldn’t open when she tugged, though, mentally or not, and pyrokinesis wouldn’t help her here. For awhile, she was left wandering in the dark, where the only light came from the occasional cracks and holes in the ceiling.
None of the rooms stood out to her, just shadowed chambers where fields of stone desks sat perfectly spaced from each other... except one room, way in the back.
At the far side of the temple, a big chunk of the roof was caved in and casting a bright light over some sort of long chamber. A few rows sat on one side, stacked atop each other, each one featuring sets of normal-sized rocky instruments left long abandoned. They faced the other side of the room, where only a desk and the sun’s focus sat.
And basking in the sunlight was another of those green vault creatures.
Frazie snuck towards it while it snoozed, thinking aloud. “On one hand, I don’t like having to hit you and I’m not sure if poking through memories is a nice thing to do. On the other... I don’t really have any other leads here. Sorry...”
Shutting her eyes, she tuned out the gentle snoring as she reeled her hand up and brought it down in a psychic chop. After a brief squeal, she heard the sound of a lock opening and peeked with one eye to see the vault wide open.
Stooping down, she poked around inside. Like before, there was a pile of photographs, and once properly compiled, they told a story.
Phoebe’s First Recital
Phoebe had been waiting for this day for weeks.
The school’s music class had been preparing them. On top of their usual lessons, they’d been training them for the upcoming tryouts to determine who could be part of the official school band. After all that practice, Phoebe was sure she’d make the cut.
She’d barely been able to sleep, she was so excited. When the morning came, she floated through classes until it was finally time for auditions. All the applicants were gathered in the music room, forming rows with their instruments in hand.
Their teacher was a balding man with a kind face. Once he’d gotten all the kids to quiet down, he got them started one by one.
Each child had their time to shine, performing their best to see who was good enough to make it into the band. Phoebe grew impatient as the brass and the winds got their turns first. C’mon, percussion, c’mon, she thought over and over.
Finally, it was her section’s turn. She could barely sit still as person after person played, until finally, it was her go.
“When you’re ready, Phoebe,” her teacher called, giving a swing of his baton.
She didn’t hesitate. After a deep breath, she raised her drumsticks high and brought them back down.
She started with a steady beat, each thump coming heavy and steady. She was focusing intently on her work, but she could glimpse her teacher nodding out of the corner of her eye.
Her technique was good, but she wanted to make this a sure thing. She started playing faster, stronger, adding a little oomph to her performance. Her brow was taut as she focused as intensely as she could. There was nothing in the world except her and her drumset. Her and the beat.
“Stop! Phoebe, stop!”
Her heart froze as she paused, wondering if she’d slipped up. But the issue wasn’t her.
The issue was her drumsticks were now on fire.
“Ah!” Panicking, she flung them into the corner. They hit it with a clatter, the licks of flame starting to spread to the carpet.
Kids started shouting as somehow, more flames were spurting up where they shouldn’t have. A big patch broke out on the ceiling, while the teacher cried out when his shoe suddenly lit up.
Kicking it off, he quickly raced for the fire alarm. Bells rang and lights flashed as the fire continued to grow out of control. “Let’s go, kids, let’s go, follow me!”
Terrified, the class formed a line and clung to his shadow, with Phoebe in the back. As they went, it seemed like more and more fires were starting to spring up around them, like they were walking through the halls of hell.
When they were finally outside, the random fires stopped, but the damage was done. All the kids had gotten out, but they could only watch as the wing the music hall had been in became completely consumed by flames.
“I don’t understand it,” her teacher murmured to another. “It came out of nowhere!” Phoebe didn’t understand it either, and yet somehow, she felt responsible.
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Phoebe hadn’t so much as looked at her own drumset in weeks.
An entire wing of the school had burned down before the firefighters had managed to stop it. The other kids hadn’t minded too much outside of being a little scared... it meant they got some time off. Even when classes resumed, Phoebe was ashamed to be relieved that the music room had been the first to burn, since it meant she didn’t have to get near the instruments again.
She missed playing, but that haunting feeling that something might happen if she did held her back. Instead, she just laid in bed after her homework was done, staring up at the ceiling and sighing.
With nothing to distract her, her ears picked up soft noises from downstairs. Curious, she crept to her door and cracked it open a bit, being able to hear the front door from there.
Her mother was talking to some guy, and Phoebe listened in closely to make out what they were saying.
“Ooooh no, you do not get to walk up to my doorstep and blame my daughter for the school’s accident.”
“Listen,” the man said, “you might not like to hear it, but it’s true - your daughter did it. We’re not blaming her, though, I promise.”
“Yes, you are! You can’t even say how she did it!”
The man sighed, about as exasperated as Phoebe was confused. “It’s a bit too much to explain. Just know that our agency is the only one that knows she’s responsible and has provided an anonymous donation to help repair the damages.” There was some shuffling. “Here. Take this pamphlet. It will explain a little... I highly advise you consider what it offers.”
There was the sound of her mother flipping it open. “...Whispering Rock Summer Camp?”
“Precisely. If you have any further questions, call the number on the back and I will be happy to answer them. Until then... good day.”
The front door closed, and Phoebe shut hers right after. She turned around and slid down to the floor, hugging her knees. So it had been her fault. But how? And... something about camp? Nothing about this made sense to her.
She had no idea yet that that recital was about to change her life.
Frazie closed her eyes again and sighed. She was starting to get the hunch that these memories were locked away for a reason. Maybe she’d find a happy one some day, but today was not that day. All she knew was her hunch was a bust and so she leaned back down to return the photos to their home. She hoped the vault would appreciate having its hoard back when it woke up.
...Wait a second.
Frazie squinted and leaned a bit farther into the safe. There, leaning in the shadows against the back, sat the next CD.
“Yes!” She snatched it, holding it up to the light to admire it. “Two down... however many else to go.”
It was time to head back. Grateful this one had been much less guarded, she lowered the disc from her eye...
And gasped. Up above the hole in the ceiling, a monster stared back at her.
It was bulky and stout, easily twice her height and five times as wide. It was covered in bristling white fur, its face set in a scary snout and stone cold eyes. Now that it’d been noticed, it growled, its lips rumbling around sharp fangs. Using its massive mitts, it hung from the edge of the gap and lowered itself down, dropping into the room with a large thump.
Frazie backed away, holding her hands up in a futile attempt to protect herself. If yetis existed, she figured this was what one would look like... but the mind didn’t care what was real and what wasn’t.
“N-nice fella,” she spoke softly, backed into a corner. “Nice big... hairy... very angry lookin’ fella.” She flinched as the creature let out a brief snarl, closing the gap between them as it walked on its huge fists. “Ahahahaha...” she laughed nervously. “Annnny chance you like circus tricks? ...No?”
It roared right in her face, spitting saliva and blowing her hair back. Clearly, it wasn’t a fan of the circus.
It reeled a tree trunk arm back and Frazie had barely enough time to duck under it as it slammed into the wall above her. “Eep!” The building shook from the force and debris fell as she slid out from under the fist and booked it.
There was nothing on Earth that’d make her fight that thing if she had a say in the matter. For once, Frazie was completely unpoised as she fled for her life. Judging from the way the halls shook around her, the creature was giving chase. Its force was so immense it toppled over the rockers along the walls, forcing the girl to hopscotch her way down the hall while she dodged falling stones.
Remembering the way to the exit was kinda hard when you were running for your life, but Frazie loosely remembered the path as she skidded around corners. The monster’s roars grew ever nearer, yet Frazie didn’t dare look back to see how close it was getting.
At last, the glow of the outdoors appeared down the hall and Frazie urged herself to run even faster. Heart thumping, pulse racing, she shot out from the doorway and booked it towards the slope. She didn’t even notice the cold.
Once the land curved downwards, she found a steep spot and leapt. Gravity took over as she slid down, finally safe as she fled back down the mountain.
Back up top, the yeti stopped at the edge of the mountaintop and roared threats at her. Its dark eyes narrowed until she was just a blip disappearing back into the storm. Once it was sure she was gone, it grunted, turning away. It headed off in a new direction, looking like it knew where it was going.
Whomp.
About halfway down the mountain she’d started accumulating snow and become a giant ball of ice. It helped soften the landing when she returned to camp, flipping out of the boulder and landing on her face.
But she’d take that over having her face eaten off. Peeling herself off the ground, she rubbed her nose and called out to her fellow camper. “Phoebe! T-there’s something out there! Something huge and, and hairy, and... and what the heck is it?!”
Phoebe just looked at her like she was crazy. “I’ve never heard of something like that in the mind. Was it like a bear or something?”
“Bears don’t walk on two feet!” Groaning, Frazie just plucked the CD out of the snowpile and marched over. “Forget it. Here... check it out.”
The girl looked up from the fire, her smile looking almost as bright as Frazie headed over to deliver the disc. Like before, the instant it touched Phoebe’s fingers, its contents filled the air.
This one was a lot more paced and controlled, like an actual song instead of random beating. A fierce drum solo played, starting hard and only growing harder as the cymbals crashed and the beat thumped louder.
“Yeah...” Phoebe said, bobbing her head to it. “I played this one back at school. It, uh, didn’t go well. But it helped me discover a lot about myself.”
“Like your pyrokinesis?”
Phoebe stared. “How’d you know?”
“Luuuucky guess.”
“Well, yeah... but it also really got me into drumming. That day was awful, and yet so much good came from it...” She sighed wistfully, and as if her breath was flooding the entire field, the area began melting again.
This time, a big chunk of the area was restored to its old warm state. All around, instruments that were formerly ice blocks stood up, thumping and tooting in confusion.
When it’d stopped spreading, a massive circle was melted... but it still wasn’t enough. The far reaches were still frozen over, and another path had appeared.
“One more ought to do it.” While instruments started hopping over to join them, Frazie motioned for Phoebe to stay put. “We’ll have this fixed in no time! I’ll be right back.”
Phoebe just chuckled, waving goodbye. “Good luck with your bear or whatever.”
Frazie’s face fell. Right. That thing that’d chased her was still out there somewhere. And somehow, she had the feeling it was waiting for her.
She took her good time making the final trip. At least only half of it was snowy.
At long last, the final landmark was in sight. It was across a big ol’ frozen lake, but it wasn’t very far.
Rather than go around, Frazie leapt onto the ice and hummed to herself as she skated her way across. Being balanced really had its perks sometimes. If she didn’t know there was some horrific beast lurking somewhere hunting for her, she’d even say it was kind of pleasant.
But the fun had to stop sometime, approximately around the time she’d made it across. As she hopped back onto snow, she met a familiar sight.
Up ahead was Whispering Rock’s main lodge... a stony approximation of it, anyway. More curious than cautious, Frazie walked up its solid steps and pushed open the door.
The inside was just as she’d expected - though, thank goodness, Chef Ford hadn’t found a way to teleport here too. It worried her that that had been a legitimate concern. Stepping inside, the door shut behind her while she passed between tables of stone. The stage was just as she remembered it, and up on top of it...
The final disc.
“Jackpot.” Breaking into a sprint, Frazie ran for it... and almost toppled forward when a massive thud rocked the roof.
Her eyes shot up to see what was going on, and as she watched, the roof shook a couple more times before a massive chunk of it finally caved in. Crying out, she leapt away from it, rolling back to her feet as it smashed into the floor.
Up above, the yeti was back, and it didn’t look happy.
Not good. Frazie needed to get that CD and get out of here before it attacked... but before she could race for it, the creature didn’t even bother with her.
Instead, it clambered down and scooped the disc up in one hand.
“Hey!” The beast shot her an almost mocking look as it made its escape, climbing up the way it’d come in.
She hadn’t come this far to get robbed by Bigfoot. Indignant, she turned and charged back outside, just in time for the creature to leap off the roof and run for the lake.
Call it foolish, but Frazie was the one doing the chasing now. She didn’t want to fight this thing, but it might’ve been the only chance to return Phoebe to normal... and that was worth possibly getting squashed for.
Halfway across, the yeti seemed tired of running from a teenager and turned, growling at her to back off. She didn’t. Irritated, it roared and slammed a massive fist into the ice, cracking it loudly with one solid blow and leaving a big pool of water in its wake.
Frazie frantically skidded to a stop, teetering on the edge. That was too close. She scowled and snapped a finger at the monster. “Alright, you asked for it!”
The heat built in her mind, steam slowly rising off the beast. As the creature looked confused, its coat suddenly burst into flames. Surprised, it howled and slapped itself, desperate to put it out.
It was no use. After a few seconds the beast seemed to surrender and fell to its knees, reaching for its chest...
...And started to peel its fur off, like it was one giant coat.
“What the...?” Frazie’s jaw dropped as she watched the monster disrobe, tossing the burning heap of fur to the side... and it dropped even further when she saw what lie beneath.
Somehow, the thing underneath wasn’t even close to the same height. It was around the same height as her.
Because it was her.
Frazie was in a staring contest with herself. Kind of. The doppelganger was like her in every way, except it lacked flesh and color. Instead, its body was solid ice, the clone glaring at her through cold, pupiless eyes.
Frazie stammered over and over, trying to process what’d just happened. “I... wha... buh... you’re me! An icy me! A... a Freezie! That doesn’t even make any sense!” she yelled, gesturing wildly with her hands.
“Why not?” The creature had gained a voice, even sounding just like her in a mocking tone. “After all... you’re the one who ruined everything around here.”
Freezie gestured all around, the CD in her hand as she pointed out the tundra around them. “This lake? You. That storm? You. Everything currently ailing Phoebe? All you. This is all your fault. And it’s too late to say sorry.”
“That’s...” Frazie desperately tried to find words to defend herself, but she really couldn’t. It might’ve been an accident, but this was definitely her fault. Instead, she deflated with a sigh. “You’re right. But I need that CD to undo this mess. So please,” she pleaded, “give me a chance to make things right.”
“Hmmmm...” Her double tapped its chin, deep in thought. “Nah.”
Frazie felt like she’d been slapped in the face. “No?! Come on! This isn’t a game, Phoebe might never be the same without it! I need it!”
“Oh? You need this?” Her clone pulled the disc up and waggled it. Then, she popped it sideways into her mouth. She slurped it up like a CD player, the disc disappearing into her head. “Oops.”
Frazie stared in shock. “Alright, first of all, never do anything like that with my body again. Secondly, I needed that, you iceprick!”
“You should’ve thought of that before you played with fire, huh?”
Frazie was seeing red now. “Alright, jerk...” Was she allowed to call herself a jerk? “I don’t have any other choice now.” She jabbed a finger at her. “You’re going down! ...I’m going down? Whatever.”
The imposter just laughed. “Bring it on.”
Notes:
Who're you guys putting your money on? Frazie, or Frazie?
Chapter 9: Breaking the Ice
Notes:
Blegh. I've been in the rough situation of really wanting to work on this but also being mentally frazzled. It's not too long, but this'll wrap up Phoebe's headspace. Hopefully it came out alright... could anyone give me a mental check-up in the meantime?
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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The easiest solution was often the best.
The very first thing Frazie tried was leaning in and focusing, willing her imposter to go up in flames and melt. She imagined thermometers rising until they burst, working extra hard to send heat to this frozen foe.
It just scoffed. “Predictable.” To Frazie’s horror, it seemed just as agile as she was, leaping high over the hole in the ice and rolling down towards her through the air. Frazie kept trying to incinerate it, but she couldn’t get a lock when it was moving so fast.
Like a cannonball, it plowed into her stomach, making her gasp and slide back along the icy battlefield. Frazie coughed, but before she could try and burn it again, it was rushing her and swinging with powerful limbs.
Alright, maybe the easiest solution kinda sucked.
Clearly fire wasn’t going to be an easy out so long as Freezie kept moving. Instead, the real deal started ducking and weaving, avoiding the flurry of blows launched her way.
To her relief, Frazie could see the clone had no psychic abilities of its own. If its intense strikes were enhanced with psychic energy, she would’ve been a goner. Its lack of range gave Frazie all the room she needed to pull back a fist and return fire with a few psi-punchs, shoving the creature away.
As soon as it landed, it pushed off the ground and leapt at her again. It was clear very quickly that the double had the turf advantage. When Frazie was knocked around, she skidded and slipped, and though she kept her balance, having to adjust to the ice was slowing her down. Freezie didn’t even have to worry about it. As if it was walking on normal concrete, it immediately pressed forward again when knocked aside and had all the traction it wanted when it struck out.
Careful to avoid the watery pit, Frazie skated out of the way of another blow, sweeping her leg down to knock the imposter off its feet. While it tumbled, she telekinetically grabbed a chunk of ice off the top of the lake and tried to bring it down on top of it.
The clone rolled, the cluster shattering as it hit nothing. “Nice trick,” it praised with a sneer. “Now let me show you one of mine.”
It whipped its hands forwards and Frazie had no time to react as a howling burst of frost exploded from its palms. Debilitating cold washed over her, draining her. It might not’ve had any of Frazie’s powers, but of course, the living ice creature somehow had access to its own form of cryokinesis. Things could never be easy, could they?
Pushed back, Frazie didn’t have time to blink the frost from her eyes before she was being attacked again.
Frazie tried to push the assault off when she could, but it was relentless, frost-infused kick after kick slamming into her defenses and chilling her with each one. She was at a disadvantage, especially when Freezie spun with a flourish and then blew a cone of cold air all over her.
“Blah... stop doing that!” Frazie had had enough snowblindness to last a lifetime already without continuously getting flakes thrown in her face. She rubbed her eyes clean with a sleeve, only to squeak when she saw icicles being launched at her face. She fell backwards, landing on hands and feet, immediately pushing back up to see she was being approached yet again.
This wasn’t working, especially with that pool of water constantly threatening her. She had to get to solid ground. Launching a few more psychic attacks, she pushed off in the other direction and started skating towards the shore while Freezie was stunned.
But escaping from this creature was impossible. In no time at all, it’d sprinted along the ice, running by her side with a cackle. “Where do you think you’re going?” With a powerful roundhouse, it spun and sent Frazie spiraling back towards where she’d come from.
She’d managed to block the blow, but the sheer force had still sent her sliding on her back. It might not be a yeti any more, but her clone was almost as strong. Gliding across the ice on her spine, she soared back where she came from...
...And came to a stop with her head dangling over the watery pit.
Oooooh heck no. The fear in her eyes was palpable as she immediately tried to shove herself up and away.
Only to let out a choked cry as Freezie roughly pushed her back down by the shoulders.
Frazie could see the creatures eyes roll back and forth even without pupils, looking between her terrified face and the hole in the ice. Putting two and two together, its face split into a cruel and sadistic grin.
“Oooooh... afraid of getting wet, are you?” It started pushing again, harder, trying to force her head down towards the icy water. “Go on... take a drink.”
Try as she might to fight it, her head started getting pushed back inch by inch. A sinister splash drew her attention and Frazie glanced back in a panic. Before her eyes, a terrifyingly familiar sight started to form in the hole. Ice-cold fingers rose up and waggled at her, chunks of ice stuck inside it as the Hand of Galochio fumbled for its prey. Freaking out, Frazie kicked and struggled, shoving her head as far up away from it as she could.
Her double wasn’t having any of it, laughing to itself as it kept pushing her closer and closer. It knew her weakness, and it was taking full advantage.
Frazie’s hope was fading, and soon, the rest of her would be if she let the curse claim her. She had to do something. Anything. Her eyes searched desperately, seeking a way out while her own laughter rang in her ears...
...There.
Grunting, she focused as hard as she could, mentally picking up another solid chunk of cold rock Freezie’s other form had knocked loose. With a howl of defiance, she jerked it over towards them, a solid crack echoing in the air as it smacked Freezie clean off her.
She jerked herself out of Galochio’s grasp and immediately pounced on her clone, holding it down. It was momentarily stunned, but the second it’d recovered, it just chuckled coldly. “Come on, stupid. You know you can’t keep me pinned.” Already it was pushing back, its immense strength easily easing Frazie off it.
“I know...!” Frazie hissed through gritted teeth, trying to shove it back down with all her might. “But I just... need to do it long enough... for this to work...!”
The clone’s face furrowed in confusion... and then, that face started to hiss with steam.
Realizing what was going on, it was its turn to panic as it grabbed for Frazie’s wrists and tried to yank her off.
It was too late, though. Before it could break free, its face started to bubble and melt, slowly caving inward as the pyrokinesis worked its mental magic.
“You...!” it tried to spit, but its mouth was already melting. The heat was spreading all throughout its body, melting it from the inside out even as it struggled and grew weaker.
Its kicks died down and its strength faded as it shrunk, its body disintegrating into a thick puddle below her. Frazie didn’t ease up, focusing hard with body and mind to keep it down and melting even long after its strength had given out.
When she finally let her mind take a break, she was kneeling in a puddle. On top of it, floating in the remains, was the last CD right before her eyes.
She’d won. Against... herself.
“Hggggggh...” Aching, cold, and exhausted, Frazie flopped onto her side. Of course, lying on a lake of ice didn’t really help with that ‘cold’ part, but she needed a minute. Groaning, she limply reached out for the disc and picked it up, holding it to her chest.
Breathing shallowly, she thought warm thoughts once more, feeling the heat slowly fill her limbs. After a moment, she finally had the strength to stand again, wobbling to her feet.
Her head tilted down, glaring at the puddle that’d just been trying to kill her. “You might look like me... but we’re nothing alike. The real me... is going to set this right.”
Slowly, she started sliding one foot after the other, giving the water a wide berth as she headed across the lake. It was time to start the long yet final journey back to Phoebe.
Phoebe stoked the fire, pressing a finger to her forehead to pump it up with a little pyrokinesis. Sure, she didn’t really need it anymore, but the crackle of the flames comforted her.
Frazie had been gone awhile. Phoebe hoped that just meant the last disc was hard to find and not that she was in trouble. “Think she’s alright?” she asked a trombone resting on the log next to her. It let out what she could only assume was a comforting honk. “Yeah...”
Worried silence settled back in. Then, it perked up. Turning its head towards the distance, it sounded again in alarm.
Phoebe looked up to see a figure approaching far in the distance. Frazie, approaching slow and steady, the disc clenched securely in one hand. All around, the thawed instruments started beating and singing a victorious melody as they welcomed the girl back to camp.
With the tunes lifting her spirits, Frazie regained her stride, waving the CD over her head. “You have noooooo idea what I went through to get this for you.”
She approached Phoebe while the crowd watched eagerly... but paused, holding the disc between her fingers as her brow furrowed. There was something she wanted clarified.
“...Phoebe, what do you think of me?”
The kid was thrown off by the question. “I mean...” she mumbled, scratching her neck. “You seem cool and those tricks you can do are pretty sick, but... I can’t really say I’m all that fond of you at the moment. Can you blame me? But you’re trying to fix things so I can’t really hold a grudge...?”
“...Yeah, sounds about right.” Nodding, having heard what she’d expected, Frazie offered up the last disc. “Well, I hope I can give you a better impression of me... starting with this. Here you go.”
Gingerly, Phoebe took it from her, and just like before, a tune filled the air. All heads perked up around the clearing, listening in to it. Not as loose as the first, not as wild as the second... and also, not alone. A hearty and calculated beat, intermixed with electronic sounds and record scratches. Of all the songs that’d played, Frazie liked this one the best, even feeling her foot tapping along with it on its own.
The rest of the crowd joined in. As the song reverberated around, instruments swayed their heads to the tune. Phoebe shut her eyes and drummed with her fingers, her face mellowing into an almost trancelike state.
“...That’s my first song with Quentin,” she recalled with a serene smile, “after we met at camp. After I’d learned to be less afraid of powers, after I’d gotten back into drumming. Our first show together was scary, but now we play in the dining hall every night. I had no idea being in a band could be so much fun. And...”
Her eyes opened again. “It helped me realize I wanted music to always be a part of my life.”
Rumble...
Frazie’s tapping foot suddenly shook. Alarmed, she braced herself. While the crowd wobbled, the world was undergoing its biggest change yet.
The temperature rose steadily, any lingering cold heating up into pleasant warmth as the world’s farthest ice peaks started to melt. All over Phoebe’s mind, any last trace of powder evaporated until hot stone laid as far as the eye could see. The storm was over, and the mind’s status quo was restored. It was missing something, though...
...But not for long. The rumbling grew louder as, off to the side, the ground started to rise up. As if pushed up from the ground itself, walls climbed towards the sky and brought lights and signs with them. Purple walls propped into place and the front door spat out a roll of red carpet to welcome everyone home. The spectators watched in awe as the final piece to the puzzle slid up out of the ground and the earth settled back down into silence.
Phoebe’s club was back, looking as good as new.
A cheer went up as the instruments hopped forwards together, eager to get back inside. Frazie and Phoebe watched them charge, standing side by side and just appreciating the grand landmark shining before them.
“Not gonna lie,” Frazie murmured to the other. “I froze my butt off, but... it’s worth it to see everything back to normal.”
“And it’s even better to be back to normal.” Phoebe looked up at her, nudging her leg. “You scared me half to death, but you made things right. That, that’s impressive. You could’ve just left me broken, but you didn’t. I gotta respect that.”
Frazie just rubbed the back of her head, chuckling. “Nah, I couldn’t have left you broken. That wasn’t an option. I might not know much about all this Psychonauts junk, but now I know you need to be a lot more careful. The mind’s pretty delicate!”
“But you’re not, eh?” The two shared a laugh, the air between them feeling clear as the restored world around them.
Finally, Frazie pointed up. “Say, could you...?”
“Could I what? Oh.” Phoebe gave her a quick salute, and like a hand yanking her up into the sky, Frazie shot up and out of the mind. “Thanks, Fray!” Phoebe called, waving farewell. “Catch you on the flipside.”
Hard stone faded into solid wood as Frazie’s consciousness returned back to the cabin stage.
Once she was out, the Psy Portal popped closed and fell, her hands sweeping down to catch it on the way down. After a second, Phoebe seemed to stir, eyes opening slowly. After a second, they lit up with realization.
She glanced to each drumstick in her hand, looking unsure. But, finally, she took a deep breath and brought them down on her instrument.
The cascade of notes was music to Frazie’s ears, literally and figuratively. Just like when she’d played during breakfast, she was on rhythm and keeping the beat. The lodge reverberated with her familiar brand of funk. “Yeah! Yeah!” Phoebe whooped, belting out a drumline. “I can feel it! It’s coming back to me!”
“Woo!” Elated, Frazie cheered her on, all her mental fatigue draining away seeing Phoebe living it up again.
Though the moment was cut off with a reminder they weren’t the only two in the hall. “You two keep it down over there!” Ford called from his kitchen. “I’m trying to hear the patties sizzle.”
The beat came to a sudden stop and the two girls shared a look, but it didn’t matter. Phoebe was back, baby.
And though the girls were overjoyed, Frazie couldn’t help but still feel guilty. She wrung her hands. “...I’m reaaaaally sorry,” she murmured. “I know everything’s all good now, but... I messed up. And I won’t let it happen again. Promise.”
Phoebe’s eyes softened, before swiveling in her seat to face her. “Listen. That’s why we’re all here, isn’t it? To get better with our powers. Ya blew it, but if we were all perfect from the get-go, why would we even need this camp?”
“It was a pretty huge mistake, though...”
“Then that just makes it more impressive that you undid it, right?”
Frazie blinked in realization. “I guess you’ve got a point.” Could she really beat herself up if even the person she’d wronged was past it? In the end, Phoebe had only gotten a brief scare... and she’d roughed it out to repair her before it could become more than that. Feeling a bit better, she smiled down at her.
Suddenly, Phoebe reached under her camp tee to grab for something on her undershirt. “Just to show there’s no hard feelings...” Her hand returned, and in it sat a small orange patch emblazoned with fire. “Here, you can have this. I don’t need it... I already know I’m the best pyromancer around. Though after all that, seems like you’re vying for my title.”
“Really?” Frazie reached for it, but pulled her hand back. “Thanks, but... does it count if a counselor isn’t giving it?”
“Does it matter? It’s just a patch.”
It was pretty unconventional... but what had been conventional about anything she’d done since arriving? With a thankful smile, Frazie accepted it and pinned it to her shawl. Her third merit badge, forming a triangle with the rest. “Thanks, teach.”
Once it was securely fastened, Frazie chuckled a bit. “Sooooo... see you for more training tomorrow?” she joked.
“Come near my brain again, and I’ll roast yours from the inside out.”
Frazie tugged at her collar. Sheesh. “Yeeeeeah, that’s fair.”
“...Aside from that, though, we’re cool,” Phoebe tacked on with a smile.
Frazie involuntarily shivered at the last word, her artic adventure still fresh in her mind. “Please, don’t say cool.”
Before Phoebe could ask why, the back door to the cabin swung open. “There you are!”
Both girls paused their conversation and turned to see Lili walking in, glancing between the two of them. “Didn’t you guys hear the announcement?”
The two girls shared a knowing look. “Uhhhh... musta missed it,” Phoebe filled in. “What was it?
Lili peered up at them onstage. “Since the counselors are still resting, Ford’s going to let us canoe around the lake in the meantime!”
Really, the most worrying part of that should’ve been that Ford was somehow going to teach them when he was cooking right behind them at the moment. Instead, something else struck a fearful chord in Frazie’s heart.
“A... a l-lake?”
Notes:
Lessons learned, and a lake looms ahead. Good luck getting Frazie on a boat, though. Now who's she gonna run into next?
Another world comes to a close, and with it comes another batch of behind-the-scenes info!
The general aesthetic: Phoebe’s unaltered mind calls to mind the things important to her: Music and heat. She’s a gifted pyrokinetic, even if she’s still learning, so fire is a big thing for her. When I wanted to incorporate music, the first thing my mind jumped to was a dance club, which seemed like a rad place that Phoebe would love - of course, she’s a kid, so it’s watered down a bit with kid-friendly drinks and music. Think things like the Soda Bar from Kids Next Door.
The club is basically a metaphor for her musical love and talent. When the club burns down, though, that affinity is destroyed, and she loses a big part of herself. Feeling empty and lost, cold settles in to wash out the heat, and her mental world becomes a miserable wasteland where music doesn’t thrive and heat is hard to find. Once she loses her skill, Doubts start to settle in as well, making her question how good she really was if she could lose it all so easily.
The CDs: Each of the three discs represents a tune that was important to Phoebe in fostering her love of music. The first isn’t all that impressive, but it’s something she played as a baby, sparking an interest in tunes from a young age. The second is one she played at school - the same one that helped spark her pyrokinesis and ended up burning part of the building down. The third is one of the first tracks she played with Quentin at camp, where their friendship/band was cemented and she really started considering music as something she wanted to do. With each one returned to her, her skill and love for music slowly recuperate, until the warmth of joy and creativity finally restores her mental world to normal.
The CD locations: Each CD is tied to a memory, and thus each CD is stored in a place that calls back to where those memories originated. The first one harkens back to her infancy, and so it’s found in a big basin resembling a crib. The second was made at the school she partially destroyed, and so the ruins Frazie wanders look a lot like her elementary. The last was made at camp, and so the final temple looks a lot like the main lodge, where Phoebe and Quentin often perform.
The Yeti/Freezie: I thought it’d make for an interesting scenario where Frazie messes up someone’s mind and they’re completely aware of it. As a result, a negative impression of her is created in Phoebe’s mind, and since Frazie accidentally froze it over, her clone is determined to keep it that way. The yeti form is mostly just a disguise to create suspense and also to create a terrifying figure that patrols the snowy fields (though it could be interpreted as representing how big and dangerous the consequences of Frazie’s actions were). But when it burns away, the truth is revealed, and Frazie has to face her mistake head to head. Only be defeating it can Frazie improve Phoebe’s view of her and retrieve the final key keeping Phoebe’s talent locked away.
(Formerly Frazice but changed because the commenters are far more clever than I am
Chapter 10: Lakeside Rescue
Notes:
WARNING: The next few chapters will deal with depression and suicidal impulses along with mental representations of the former because, ya know, Clem and Crystal exist. I tried to handle it as tastefully as I could, but if these are touchy topics for you, feel free to tap out for a little bit. I promise you’ll be able to keep up.
And since this warning kinda gives away the next world, I hope you’re all ready to look into the campers who arguably need it most...
Also, since these next couple chapters will be tricky and I’m trying to piece together the rest of the day’s events as well, I could really use a beta reader if anyone feels like it. Just someone to bounce ideas off of, at least!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Water. Murky water as far as the eye could see.
Taking a side bridge from the main lodge led out to Lake Oblongata, the hugest death trap Frazie had ever laid eyes on. The lake was absolutely massive, though thankfully only a small chunk was cordoned off for the campers to use. That little section was still too much for Frazie, though. Every little slosh of the waves tickling the shore sent another chill down her spine as she stood alongside all the other campers on the beach.
Frazie was no longer surprised to see Ford somehow waiting on the pier, having teleported from the kitchen and changed into a life jacket and bucket hat in the blink of an eye. “Alright, young’ns, gather round!” he called. “I’ll be your instructor for th’ next hour or so. Some nasty lake bugger’s been tearing holes in my canoes left and right, but we still got a few good ones left. Pick a partner or two and line up - but don’t let me catch you on my pier without a life jacket, ya hear me?!”
The few kids still without floatation devices promptly leapt to attention and scattered. Chatter sprang up as children started picking out teammates. Benny waved to Bobby from his side, but the alpha bully roughly shoved him away and tried to chat up a girl in an astronaut’s helmet instead. Phoebe and Quentin were inseparable, of course, and it was a relief to see the girl recovered well enough to take to the lake with her bandmate.
And Lili had her eyes set on Frazie. “You and me?” she asked, life jacket around her neck and eagerness in her voice.
Frazie tried to hide it, but it was clear the idea was less than appealing. Not because of Lili, of course. Out there surrounded by phantom limbs reaching for her throat? No thanks.
She sucked in a breath through her teeth, trying to figure out the best way to turn her down. She really did want to spend time with Lili... but somewhere safer, preferably. “I dunno. I really want to, but...”
But nothing. Lili grabbed for her hand, trying to pull her across the sand. “Come on, let’s boat together! I feel kinda bad since you taught me a little acrobatics and I didn’t get to teach you pyrokinesis... but maybe I can show you how to handle a canoe instead?”
Frazie didn’t budge, staying still while Lili kept tugging and grunting. “No, no, I appreciate the offer, buuuut I think I’ll stay right here.”
“Don’t be scared, it’s fun! You don’t even have to use an oar...” Lili let her go and pointed both fingers towards her head. “We move the boats with our minds.”
The younger girl looked up at her, pleading, and Frazie didn’t have the heart to turn her down. Yet, she had to. “Listen...” she said, looking down at her. “I can’t.”
“What, can’t swim? That’s what the floaties are for.”
“Something a biiiiit more than that.” She bit her lip, finding it impossible to be anything but honest about her bizarre situation. “Wooooould you believe my entire family’s got a fortune teller's curse on it that’ll drown us if we touch the water? Swearsies.”
Lili’s mouth quirked downwards. Eyes narrowing, she shifted her weight and crossed her arms. “If you don’t wanna hang out, you can just say so.”
Uh oh. That was the exact opposite of what Frazie’d wanted to insinuate. “No, no!” she protested bluntly. “I want to, I just can’t! You don’t gotta believe me about the curse, just...” Frazie looked around, and then pointed straight down. “Look. I’m gonna sit right here and watch you. Alright? Won’t budge an inch.”
Lili took her time to mull it over, enough to make Frazie sweat, but finally, the girl relented. “Alright. But you gotta teach me another trick later today! Promise?”
Relieved, Frazie offered the girl her pinkie. “Promise.”
A bit cheerier, Lili took it and shook. “Remember, not an inch!” she reminded her before leaving her behind to race for the dock. Frazie plopped down right where she stood, intending to keep her promise as she watched Ford help Lili and an abandoned Benny into a canoe. The boy flinched and swallowed nervously when she shook a fist at him - clearly she wasn’t going to take any of the bully’s usual shtick.
Not her ideal choice of partner, and Frazie was sorry for that, but it could’ve been worse. As Lili claimed the front of the boat and pushed them off land with her mind, Frazie bid her farewell.
Lili turned back and waved at her from the canoe once they were far out, and Frazie waved back. It was nice being able to just sit down and relax after running around all day. Sitting here, supporting from the sidelines, reminded her of all the times she’d cheered her siblings on while their parents taught them new techniques.
Trying not to dwell on her family too much, Frazie rested her palms on the sand. With a relaxed sigh, she leaned back and stretched her legs. Shielding her eyes from the afternoon sun, she peered down the shore to pass the time.
Far in the distance, she noticed she wasn’t the only landlubber around. It seemed those two cheery campers weren’t canoeing, either. For some reason they were hefting huge rocks and carrying them towards the water. Oh, well. Kids doing kid stuff.
...Wait a sec. Frazie leaned in, squinting. On closer inspection, it looked like the rocks were leashed tightly around their ankles with jump ropes. So they were tying themselves to boulders and heading to the lake to...
Shit. Shit, shit, shit.
There wasn’t any time to think. Frazie launched off the sand and dashed down the beach, kicking up grains behind her. She was an incredible sprinter, but there wasn’t a second to spare.
The shore was split in half, a wide expanse of dangerous liquid blocking her from the campers. Some tiny rocks poked their heads from the water alongside some logs and dirt patches, but the path was still perilous. Her hydrophobia was screaming like mad, but if there was any chance at saving them... she had to take the risk.
“Hup!” She leapt as far out as she could, trying not to focus on the water below her as she landed with one hand atop a stray boulder. ‘Don’t look down’ was the acrobat’s mantra when starting out, but she’d always expected it to apply to open air, not sea.
Shoving off the boulder, she next landed on a thin branch on her tiptoes. Thankful it was secure, she crept hastily along, leaping to another rock next. While she hustled, she kept her eyes on the cheerers, seeing the kids growing ever closer to their end.
And all the while, the Hand of Galochio watched from the sidelines, just waiting for Frazie to slip up.
Ignoring it as best she could, she leapt again, skipping a platform. She had to be quicker. Taking a deep breath, she doubled her speed, flipping end over end as she switched between landing on hands and feet. Each little push off sand, off rock, made her a little faster. Unstable, but faster. By the time she touched down on the final stump on one foot, the campers were at the edge.
They were in the water. Her time was up. Desperate now, Frazie reached out, extending her psychic reach as far as she could. She was so close... just a little more... one... more... push...
To her relief, the boulders jiggled. The gasped as their loads started to rise up telekinetically. “Hey!”
Not giving herself a chance to relax, Frazie gripped them tightly in her mind’s eye. The campers tried to yank them back down their minds, but even two to one, Frazie’s telekinesis overpowered theirs. Finally, pelting her siblings with pinecones was paying off in dividends. She hopped down on their part of the shore, trying to float the rocks over to her end. “What are you two thinking?!”
“What are you thinking?” the boy fired right back, clearly an expert at rebuttals. “Cut it out! You’re getting in the way of Crystal and I’s project!”
“Yeah!” his partner agreed with a glare. “When we’re done with this, Clem and I will be more powerful than you could ever imagine.”
“Are you insane?!” Frazie spat, jerking the boulder back towards her when they managed to steal an inch.
“We’re the only sane ones here!” Clem grunted. “No one’s even noticed us trying to do this all day! Drinking poison up on the speakers, then jumping off the roof when it didn’t do anything!”
“Yeah! All it did was give us upset tummies and bruises!” Crystal backed him up.
“But this time... it was foolproof.”
“Until you showed up!”
The roof... the speakers... Frazie’s mind drifted back to all the times she’d seen them that day even amidst their struggle. She’d thought it weird they were always high up and out of the way, but she’d had no idea what they were up to. She mentally slapped herself. If she’d just paid a little more attention...
No. No time for guilt trips. She couldn’t have known, but she did now. So now? She had to do what she could.
With her mind straining, she tried to pour her sympathy into her voice. “But you guys are so cheery! Literally!” she tried desperately to appeal to them through grit teeth.
“Who cares! It’s not like anyone even likes them. Or us!”
“And they’ll pay for it. They’ll all pay!”
“I liked them!” Frazie claimed.
The three of them paused their tug-of-war to stare at each other. “...Alright,” Frazie admitted shamefully, “I liked your energy at least!”
Annoyed, the kids tugged with even more force, slowly forcing the rocks back to their side. Frazie wasn’t reaching them - she wasn’t a therapist, for Pete’s sake. What could she do? She couldn’t just dive into their heads and try to talk sense into them.
Wait a second. Yes, yes she could.
But there was two of them. If she jumped into one’s mind, the other would take full advantage of the opportunity. No, she had to try something new.
Slowly, she snuck towards them while they battled with their minds. Steady. Steeeeady. She couldn’t risk alarming them. While they tugged with all their might, eyes shut with focus, she got up close while they thought they were winning the fight.
Before they could realize what she’d done, she slapped her Psy Portal right on Clem’s forehead.
“Huh?” He dropped his telekinesis and looked up just in time for the door to pop open and the trance to overtake him.
“You leave Clem alone!” Crystal shouted, but before she could do anything, Frazie grabbed her and turned her towards her friend.
“What are you...” She gasped as Frazie directed her psyche towards her, not Clem. It latched onto her mind and pulled, yanking her own consciousness along for the ride up and into the air.
Keeping Crystal hostage for her own good, she pulled them both head-first into the light.
Now entering:
Clem’s Happy Happy Happy Happy Place
“Oof!” Frazie and Crystal hit the ground together, the teen losing her grip on her. Quickly, she pushed up off the ground, ready to act if need be.
The first thing Frazie noticed about their new location: They were surrounded by censors.
“Ah!” She immediately stood straight, whipping back and forth, making it clear she was ready for a fight.
But... none of them were attacking her?
It wasn’t like they hadn’t noticed her. They each glanced over, some lounging on lawn chairs and towels, some kicking their feet in a pool, but after a moment they just shrugged it off and went back to relaxing.
And boy, was this place relaxing. The grass was golden, the sky was yellow, and everything just radiated positivity and comfort. Censors basked in the sun, and off in the distance, a giant statue of Clem and Crystal kept watch over it all hand in hand.
“This place does not look how I expected,” Frazie thought aloud, turning to take it all in. And then her eyes fell on Crystal, the kid glaring defiantly up at her.
“You can’t stop us!” she claimed, whipping out a small capsule with one end gripped in each hand.
“Just watch me!” Like taking candy from someone half her age, Frazie whipped her arm out and snatched the container away.
“Hey!”
With the situation finally contained, Frazie held the pellet up to her eyes. “What even is this thing?” she murmured, tugging at it. With a pop, it split open, spilling an absolutely horrid cloud of stench right up her nostrils.
A few awkward seconds later, Frazie once more landed back in the mind while Crystal rolled her eyes. “Alright, you’re definitely not getting this back,” Frazie muttered, pocketing it.
Crystal’s head whipped around, seeking a back-up plan. And there it was. Clem was here lounging as well, right under the statue, kicking back with some headphones on. Crystal immediately ran for him while Frazie chased behind, the girl shaking her friend wildly when she got to him. “Clem! Clem!”
Slowly peeking an eye open, Clem popped awake. The boy sat up when he saw who’d arrived. “Crystal?” he said, pulling one of his earpieces off. “What are you doing here?”
“This crazy lady kidnapped me!” Crystal explained, gesturing wildly at Frazie.
“Really?” Clem just shrugged, popping his earpiece back on and laying back down. “Well there’s no better place to end up! Come on, relaaaaax. Make yourself at home!”
“...Clem?” Crystal shook him again, but he was staying put this time. “Clem, wake up! You need to boot me out of here! The plan, remember ?!” She tugged at his headset, but it wouldn’t budge an inch.
Things were finally coming up Frazie. “Looks like you’re stuck here,” she said, kneeling down. “And we’re not leaving until I figure out what’s going on.” Eyes flicking to the side, she leaned her head in towards Clem’s, trying to pick up what he had playing. “What’s he listening to, anyway...?”
She perked an ear up. She grimaced. She gasped. She jerked her head back, face aghast. Horrible, horrible things. Listening to the tape had been like having poison poured through her ears, dark voices whispering awful insults and threats. How could he relax with that on?!
Standing back up, she motioned for Crystal to stay put. “You stay here, I’m gonna look around. Unless you want to talk?” The girl pouted and sat straight down, turning away from her with a hmph. “Exploring it is.”
Leaving her behind, Frazie wandered around. The area was beautiful... but small. A large circle of golden grass and sunshine, but it didn’t seem to extend much farther than that. Giving the censors a wide berth just in case, Frazie walked up to the edge of it all.
The sky seemed to slope down as she approached the rim. Not only that, it seemed to fade a bit, growing transparent. Stepping right up to it, Frazie made binoculars with her fingers and peered outside.
It was the exact opposite of what she’d seen so far. It seemed they were in some kind of dome that kept the darkness at bay... and there was a ton of it. Twisted, gnarled branches of pure black coiled and grew over barren gray dirt, the occasional patch of dying grass decorating it. It was a jungle out there, one forged from someone’s worst nightmares.
That was scary enough. What was scarier was that if she waited long enough, the shadows seemed to engulf the bubble just a teeny bit more. Centimeter by centimeter, picking away at it.
Frazie shuddered. Somehow she knew if she wanted to get to the bottom of this, she was going to have to go out there, wasn’t she?
She glanced back. Clem and Crystal were still back where she’d left them, one chilling, one fuming. They were safe here... but they wouldn’t be if she left the mental world before she’d done something.
That was all the motivation she needed to brace herself, press forward, and pass through the bubble out into the gloom.
Notes:
Hopefully that came out alright. Feel free to toss any feedback! I want to explore these two's traumas and see them better off, but I also don't want to write stuff that'll make people just drop out. I'd like to think if you've gotten this far you can trust I'll make an interesting and satisfying experience.
Chapter 11: Eye of the Scorn
Notes:
Last chapter seemed to go over well, so here we go again! It's time to find out what truly infests the world beyond Clem's happy place...
Also, a big thanks to SandrC for beta reading this and helping me out!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Ever since she’d left the bubble, Frazie couldn’t shake the feeling of being bogged down. Or that she was being watched.
Something in the air left a growing sense of unease with each step, a weariness that tickled her bones and wanted to slow her down. Just being in this place felt like walking through a toxic miasma. She fought it off by reminding herself it was all in her head - Clem’s head? - and focused on pressing forward.
...But where was forward, exactly?
As she climbed over another dark root, Frazie realized she didn’t really have anything to guide her. There was no distinct path, nothing but a suffocating jungle made of darkest black and the occasional colorful glow of a figment. Every thick tree and gnarled branch reached up high and blocked out the sun.
No... they didn’t block out anything. There was no sun here. Only a white fog hanging high in the sky, as if someone had filled the atmosphere with clouds.
The sole comfort in this miserable hellscape was the fact that she could always make out Clem’s safety bubble through the branches, its golden glow a beacon that’d lead her to safety if she got lost.
Frazie had never felt so alone. Aside from the rustling of bushes as she clambered over them, there wasn’t a sound. No wind. No birds. Just her own movement, and for some reason, the frantic hum of insect wings?
She wasn’t sure why Clem had bugs in his brain, but she could sense them hovering around her. Hearing buzzing by her cheek, she swatted at it. “Shoo, shoo.” A second later, it repeated, louder. “Buzz off!” she snapped, turning to slap it away again.
She screamed. The bug was a lot bigger than she’d expected.
If it even was a bug. It was some sort of gross hybrid of man and insect, a dopey-looking little creature with large wings hefting a huge weight in its elongated arms. She didn’t need any help with this one. Their name was right on the anvils they carried:
Regrets.
“Uhhhhh... any chance you’re friendly?” Frazie asked. In response, the fly hovered closer, shouting angrily at her in an extremely high-pitched voice.
‘I’ll never get to try out for cheerleading!’
Frazie dived out of the way as it dropped its load where she’d been, the weight cracking the ground with a huge slam. “That’s what I thought...!” she called, but as more cries filled the air, she realized this Regret was far from the only one.
‘I won’t get to support others anymore!’
‘I’ll never see the sequel to that funny lizard cop movie!’
‘I haven’t even had my first kiss!’
Thunk. Thunk. Thunk. Frazie dodged and rolled as more anvils rained down from above. She expected the storm of steel to die down, but it wouldn’t. Their ammunition never seemed to run out - they could create more weights from thin air and drop them at will.
Thinking fast, Frazie threw a hand towards the next one and grabbed it in a telekinetic grip. Grunting with how heavy it turned out to be, she pushed it right back up to plow into its owner’s face. “How do you like it?!”
Keeping the momentum going, she pushed her mental influence to the next Regret, jerking it sideways into its friend. Like two helicopters crashing, they bumped together and spiraled down to the ground as their wings crumpled on impact.
Three to go. A quick pyrokinetic roast dispatched two of them - they weren’t very durable. But the last was diving in for a close-range bludgeoning.
Frazie ran as it gave chase, keeping just out of its reach until she reached a tree. Leaping up, she grabbed a branch and spun forward. Before the insect could react, she’d flipped overhead and brought her feet down on its back for a crushing blow, squashing it down towards the ground into a puff of smoke.
Jumping back to earth, Frazie wiped her brow. “Phew...” Mental creatures were getting more and more ridiculous. She couldn’t rest long, though, as she could hear shrill voices and beating wings somewhere up above, more Regrets searching for her through the brush.
It was time to skedaddle. Sticking to the shade, she scampered off, moving quick and quietly to keep from being noticed.
Frazie was starting to miss the buzzing once the eerie silence settled in again. The farther she went from the bubble, the less safe she felt, but for Clem and Crystal’s sakes, she pressed on.
Shoving a branch aside, she sighed as she ended up in another non-descript clearing with nothing but more trees and more foggy sky. “What a surprise.” This was starting to feel like a waste of time. With a sigh, she turned around, ready to return to square one and try heading out in a different direction next time.
Until she heard a sound.
Not a Regret, thank goodness, but some kind of hooting and scampering off to the side. Curious, yet cautious, she shuffled towards the noise and peered out through a gap in the bushes.
It looked like a playground. As far as she could tell, nothing living was out there. Some swings, a slide, one of those spinny things she’d never bothered to learn the name of... carousels? It seemed safe enough, but whatever had been running around was gone. She stuck one foot forward and climbed into the clearing, eyes sweeping over the toys and utilities.
The biggest thing there was a bunch of interconnected bars rising up over the sandbox, meant for kids to climb and hang from and hopefully not injure themselves with. “Heh...” Frazie couldn’t help but smirk to herself as she looked between the structure and the forest. “Now that’s a real jungle gym.”
‘Ehehehehehe...’
The skin on her neck bristled. A low, haunting laugh tickled her ear. It didn’t even sound like it was appreciating her high-brow comedy... it sounded more like it was mocking her.
She spun, trying to catch a glimpse of whatever was watching. With every twist, she could have sworn she saw black fur out of the corner of her eye, but she always missed it by a second. All the while, it taunted her in that same low, sinister tone.
‘Can’t keep up?’
‘So slow.’
‘So worthless.’
‘Just give up...’
Each whisper felt likes nail scratching against a chalkboard, only amplified into her soul. Thoroughly creeped out, she took a step backwards, ready to run for it.
She never got the chance. A piercing animalistic shriek startled her before a mass of fur and claws jumped her from behind.
“AHHHHHHHHH!” Frazie was shoved to the ground, rolling with it, landing on one knee as she felt the scrapes on her back sting. In front of her, once more giggling at her misfortune, was perhaps the creepiest creature she’d seen yet.
It was squat and monkeylike, about half her height, but it wasn’t like any primate she’d ever seen. It’s fur was bristly and almost shadowlike, its tail tapering into a sharp point and its fingers just as pointy. And its face... its mouth was big, dark, and sneering, like an unlit pumpkin carved into a taunting grin. Its eyes, bright and glowing, affixed her with an orange glare.
Intrusive Thought
Aggressive, persistent, and likes to pop out of nowhere.
She barely even had the time to process what’d attacked her before it was pouncing again, howling and swinging. Rather than dodge, she fell on her back and caught it with her feet, flinging it back overhead much like she’d done to the bullies back in Dogen’s head.
Except this time, she did it to launch the beast back into the jungle gym. Its face slammed into the bars with a clang, stunning it. It wasn’t down long, though. After a few low grunts it shook it off and pushed off to attack again. ‘Not good enough!’
It tackled her to the ground, her arms shaking as she tried to shove it off. The creature wasn’t just strong and rude - whenever it was close, it felt like it was draining her energy away. Pouring all her mental energy into her fist, she lashed out and socked it off her. It yelped as it flew back, and she quickly regained her footing.
Pushing the advantage, she landed a few more chops and kicks, forcing it back, but as soon as she missed, it was on her and clawing again. Fed up, she grabbed it with her mind and threw it to the ground.
Before it could get up, she knelt and grabbed its tail. Yanking sharply, she lifted it up and swung it overhead. It let out a long, continuous cry as it spun around before she released it back into the gym. It landed back-first into one of the bars, striking them with a loud bang.
It crumpled to the ground, forcing its face up at her. ‘Weak...!’ it spat, but it was all for show. It was starting to fade away. With a trembling finger, it pointed up at her and screamed a monkeylike shriek before collapsing into smoke.
Frazie rested her hands on her knees, catching her breath. “Nasty little thing,” she murmured, glad she’d survived the attack mostly unscathed. Its scratches stung, but it could’ve been worse.
‘Nobody likes you.’
‘Nobody needs you.’
‘Everything would be better if you were gone.’
She froze. The voices were back, and coming from all around. Her gaze whipped to the trees, and dozens of glowing eyes stared back at her.
The creature hadn’t been letting out a death rattle... it’d been calling for backup.
That was around the time Frazie decided to throw in the towel. Putting Clem’s sanctuary ahead of her, she sprinted like mad back towards it and into the trees. One of those things was tough enough... a dozen? No thanks.
Of course, they weren’t going to just let her leave. More insults and cruelties rang out behind her alongside primal cries and frantic pursuing as the beasties gave chase.
It was a race now, and it wouldn’t end until either Frazie reached the finish line or they reached her.
Fat chance she’d let that happen. Breathing heavily, she pumped her legs, trying not to let their words get to her or drain her.
Times like these, she was grateful her dexterity gave her options others didn’t have. Leaping up, she vaulted a huge root like a hurdle jumped off it, latching onto a swinging vine. While it carried her, she could glance back long enough to spot the furry horde leaping branch to branch.
Up ahead, the dome grew closer. It was the final stretch. Intending to win this race, Frazie spotted a thin root down below and dropped down. Digging her shoes into it, she let gravity takes the reins as she grinded along it, launching off the end and flying straight through the barrier.
“Oof!” It was a rough landing, but a safe one. She lifted her head up to watch the berserk baboons plow into the dome, stopped in their tracks.
Not like it discouraged them. They continued to scrape and jump at it, frenzied, calling for blood.
‘Coward!’
‘Get back here!’
‘Or do you know you don’t stand a chance?’
Frazie’s glared... and then her eyes widened. Now that she wasn’t being attacked or chased, she realized something about their constant banter.
Those were the same voices that Clem had been listening to in his headphones.
...Clem!
Remembering the boy, she pushed up off the ground to see him still laying back without a care in the world right where she’d left him. Crystal had stopped pouting, but she didn’t look happy to be here, kicking her legs back and forth on the edge of her friend’s chair. “Clem!” Frazie called, reaching out to tap him with her telekinesis.
“Eh?” He popped one side off to listen. “What, did a censor get caught in the pool filter again?”
Frazie gestured wildly to the constantly shifting and spitting wall of rage-filled simians. “Do you know about those things out there?!”
Clem quirked his chin to the side, then laughed, waving it off. “Of course! Why do you think I’m staying in here?”
“Clem!” Frazie protested. “This isn’t healthy!”
Watching the howling mass pound on his final sanctuary, spewing vile words and twisted insults, Frazie could finally understand what’d pushed him to the edge. Having these thoughts all day, every day, insisting the world would be better off without you... to the point where censors couldn’t fight them off anymore. It was sobering to think about looking from the outside, and there was no doubt Crystal was in a similar situation.
A loud bang cut her off mid-thought and made her shriek as one of the Thoughts launched itself at the wall.
Clem shook his head. “See? They’re too strong... there’s no point trying to fight back. Come on, stick around! Relax a little before they break in and crush everything I have left. I have juuuuice poooucheees!” He reached up, shaking a little baggy. “In cherry, cranberry, and cyanide flavors.”
Frazie felt her stomach flip harder than her doing a triple somersault. “I think I’ll pass.”
“Suit yourself!” He passed one to Crystal to share before going back to his ‘tunes’, the two kids somehow managing to ignore the non-stop vitriol being shouted through the wall.
And all the while, the bubble was shrinking even faster. Frazie had to take a step back from the closing barrier when she realized it shrunk more every time the beasts attacked it. Who knew how long they’d been at it to wear Clem’s safe spot down this small before she’d arrived? To the point he didn’t even care about it anymore?
Frazie grit her teeth. She had her moments of frustration, like when Bobby was being Bobby or one of her siblings needed a good pinecone pelting. But that was nothing compared to how she felt right now.
She was pissed.
She was angry at all the censors who’d clearly given up trying to handle this infestation long ago. She was angry at the monsters themselves, for hurting Clem this badly without a shred of mercy. And most of all, she was angry at the people who’d no doubt instilled these creatures in his head to begin with with their cruel words and actions.
Furious, she turned and jabbed a finger at the howling horde outside. “I know you’re just some fake mental projection or whatever mumbo jumbo, but you’re causing real damage! And I’m gonna do the same to you ugly monkeys,” she threatened with a raised fist. “I swear it!”
The beasts howled with derisive laughter, not even pretending to be intimidated. A couple blew raspberries at her, the rest clawing at the dome and jeering cruely.
‘Say that outside the bubble!’
‘She won’t! Too afraid.’
‘Useless...’
‘Pathetic!’
‘And hideous!’
“Rrrrrrr...!” Chalk it up as another bad idea, but Frazie couldn’t abide this cruelty - not towards her, she couldn’t care less what some imaginary goons said. Her blood boiled for Clem. All the hate he’d endured, all the mocking, the self-loathing, the non-stop hassling echoing in his own head... she was livid.
Fists clenched, she reeled one back for a solid punch straight through the shield at the closest beast. Not even psi-infused - just pure, protective rage.
But though she hadn’t been trying, something in her mind took action for her.
Orange energy covered her fist - not the usual hand-shaped extension, but a solid covering that clung snugly to her arm. When it struck the beast, it hit with a resounding crack, sending it flying. Ignoring their fallen comrade, the rest of the monsters immediately leapt for her arm, but their fangs and scratches didn’t even make her flinch. Whatever this glow was encircling her limb, it felt weighty, strong... it made her feel invincible.
She pulled her hand back in, the power fading as quickly as it’d come. The hecklers outside were forgotten as she puzzled over what that’d just been. And more importantly - could she do it again?
Frazie tried to recapture that feeling, the sheer upset on someone else’s behalf, the desire to withstand many attacks at once. Again, the orange covering returned, this time creeping up her arm and settling on her shoulder.
She tried again. Again. Over and over until she managed to get the thing completely covering her in a solid sphere. She felt... steady. It was taking loads and loads of energy, but in brief spurts, this new ability might just come in handy.
Glancing back out the dome, she shot a sneer at the ogling beasties. They started acting up again, but this time more enraged than mocking.
“Round two?” she asked, making them howl all the louder. Ready to try out her new power, she stepped up to the barrier.
And promptly stumbled as the ground shook.
Her heart thumped in time with the rumbling of massive footsteps. Branches cracked and snapped as something walked through them like grass. The Intrusive Thoughts had grown eerily silent and contained, the crowd parting to make way for whatever was coming.
And when she saw it, eyes trailing up in terror. Her hopes fell lower and lower with every thudding step.
If the rest of the Intrusive Thoughts were monkeys, this one was the gorilla. No... it was more like King Kong. At least half as big as the dome itself, its nostrils flared as it stomped right up to the edge of the zone, its murky fur and branching mustache blocking out the sky.
“C-C-Clem?” Crystal stammered, crawling under his lawn chair to hide herself. “What is that?!?”
“Mmm?” Clem popped his headphone off and looked up at the sky, only to see the beast’s monstrous face glaring down at him. He didn’t even flinch. “Ooooh, that’s just dad. Hi, Papa!”
When the creature replied, it was like a cannon booming over the jungle. “No one said you could speak!”
Clem visibly trembled, but forced on a big-toothed smile nonetheless. “Right you are, Papa!” He chuckled weakly. “...Right you are.”
Frazie might not have interacted with the kids much, but they’d been so peppy and eccentric whenever she’d seen them before. Even on the beach, they’d been full of irritation when she’d tried to stop them. Here... Clem just affixed his father fill-in with a glossy-eyed stare and an empty smile. He looked... broken.
But that didn’t stop the beast from tearing into him.
It accentuated each word with a devastating punch to the barrier. “Why? Are? You? Still? Here?!” Each punch made the ground jump, sending censors and chairs flying. To Frazie’s horror, she could see the dome lose a few inches with every single blow. The other creatures were wearing Clem down... but this single monstrosity was destroying him.
The goliath roared, bringing both its fists down on the bubble. Each slammed into it with an echoing bang, making everything within bounce around and cracks appear in the sky. If it really wanted to, it could probably beat the dome down with a good hour or two of pummeling... but a solid few blows seemed to suffice for it.
It finally stopped its assault to press its face into the glass. “I shouldn’t be surprised, you’ve always let me down. But now you’re failing at failing! I sent you to camp to get you out of my hair, and hoped you’d never make it back! But I still see your ugly mug in this stupid bubble every day!”
Clem was sweating, wringing his shirt together in his hands. “D-don’t worry, Papa! I’m working on it! B-but soon, Crystal and I will be all powerful and...”
“No buts!” Clem curled in on himself as the gorilla hurled more abuse. “You’ve let me down since you were born, and you still let me down now!” It reeled its head back. “You... are... USELESS!”
As it spat the last word, its mouth opened wide. Like a sonic boom, its roar came out in a beam of wind, pelting the dome continuously and making it shake like a jackhammer while everything inside bounced around.
As quickly as it’d begun, it was over. Frazie moaned, leaning her head off the ground to see the monster glaring down with eyes full of hate. It snorted, then turned to leave, stomping back into the trees. Down below, the rest of the Intrusive Thoughts followed after it, a few of them throwing jeers and sticking out tongues back behind them before they faded into the forest.
All around, censors were scrambling to put chairs back in place, pick up towels, pick each other off the ground. That one attack had taken a big chunk off the remaining area, making the small dome even smaller. At this rate, there’d be nothing left in little more than a week, if not less.
Clem was already at his limit even with this tiny bit of peace. Frazie dreaded to imagine what would happen if it popped.
While everyone bustled around him, Clem sat completely still. He stared into the distance blankly, not paying attention to a thing. Finally, he sighed... and perked right back up, his grin as forced as his tone. “Welp! Back to relaxing!”
He shifted his position, slipped his headset back on, and got comfy again with the endless negative thoughts pounding in his ears. Below, Crystal peered worryingly up at him through the holes in the chair.
“Clem?” Crystal tried to offer her friend her sympathies, but the boy was already back in his own world. Giving up, she murmured to herself instead. “You know what? I think I’m just gonna stay down here for awhile. Yep. Good plan, Crystal. Thank you, Crystal.”
As everything around the bubble returned to normal - or as normal as normal could get, anyway - Frazie picked herself off the ground, trying to process all she’d saw.
No, wait a second. The anger was coming back.
Oooooh, if she ever met Clem’s father, she was going to give him more than just a few pinecones to the head. But she couldn’t do anything about that right now... right now, all she could do was try and deal with the mental version of him.
But how? That thing was gargantuan, in size and bulk. And despite all she’d learned today, she was still just a rookie.
Feeling that power surge in her again, she looked down at her palm and let that barrier course over her hand again. She still wasn’t sure what it was, but she hoped it’d come in handy.
Because like it or not, she was going back into the jungle, and she was taking that oversized primate down. Somehow.
The coast clear again, Frazie took a deep breath and once more stepped out of the safety of the bubble. As big as the beast was, it was pretty good at not knocking over every little thing in its wake... but there was still fallen stumps and broken branches marking a path. She might not even need them, as she’d seen which way he’d left and didn’t figure he’d bother trying to change his route.
Now with a mission in mind, she practiced conjuring her new power as she walked, keeping an eye out for any Regrets or Intrusive Thoughts as she disappeared back into the brush.
She was in really dangerous territory now, far away from the safe spot with no chance of making it back if she got ambushed again. But as scary as that thought was, the fact the jungle was starting to open up was a relieving sign that she was nearing the end of the trail.
To her surprise, like the playground she’d stumbled upon, there were more signs of civilization out here. The next clearing was huge, with rows of buildings around a singular road. A simple little cul-de-sac... except all the houses were made from dark stone and missing chunks of their front halves, looking more like boxy caves.
Though she figured they were still homes... just to more of those vulgar thoughts.
A few moments watching proved her right. While most of the pack had dispersed back into the jungle, a few had followed their leader back home, hopping and prowling along the street as they snapped and yelled at each other. She counted at least five lurking around.
Where she had to go wasn’t hard to figure out. At the far end of the path, the biggest house of them all laid, a huge cave that no doubt belonged to a certain goliath.
The question was, how was she going to get to it without alerting the entire neighborhood?
Her mind drifted back to that one girl she’d spotted disappearing by the lodge... but alas, her new power wasn’t invisibility. Her best bet was to slip around the outskirts of the neighborhood. Surely if she could sneak out of her family caravan, she could slip past a few monkeys, right?
Right. Probably. Keeping her head low, she put her plan into action, keeping her rustling to a minimum as she traveled along the ferns.
She kept in the shadows and awaited her moment. When two beasts started bickering with each other, she jumped out and ran on tiptoes, pressing herself against the back of the nearest house.
Her heart thudded in her throat as she listened for her next opening. When it sounded like they were either far away or distracted, she dashed to the next cover, steadily making her way down the street. About halfway through, she’d gotten it down, leaping out for the next house when they had a little scuffle.
Or, so she’d thought.
One monkey threw the other off it, sending it tumbling... and knocking its gaze towards her. Surprise melted into rage as it screamed out in alarm.
Crap.
In an instant, they were on her. Half a dozen of them, ranting and raving and ready to tear her limb from limb. As the tidal wave of fuzz rushed towards her, she shut her eyes and willed her new power to swell - now was as a good time to try it out, and she prayed it wouldn’t fail her now.
The shield spread over her again, and when the Intrusive Thoughts crashed into her, she didn’t even feel it. Claws left no dent, teeth gnawed on solid energy, and even their negative aura had no effect.
But she could only hold the barrier for so long. Against one or two of them, the pause would’ve given her ample opportunity to find an opening to attack. But with this many at once, the minute her power drained, she was a goner.
Desperate, she jammed her arms out and spun, whipping them off her. Moving seemed to drain her faster, but she needed the space. While they immediately launched at her again, she responded with psychic fists, knocking a couple back and spinning to kick another across the face.
Her sides were still open, though. Three Thoughts tackled her from both ends, shoving her down and knocking the wind out of her. She put the barrier back up, but the rest of the swarm was joining in and her energy was running out.
She punched, again and again, not caring if she lost her defenses if it got her out of this situation... but it was too late. The shield went down, and the pain began.
Teeth and claws, biting and slashing, and all while their cruel taunts rang out. Try as she might, she couldn’t fight them off. Not this many at once.
Frazie could feel her consciousness slipping away, her energy fleeing, her psyche fading away from the mental world. It was hopeless. She’d lost. She’d be booted from Clem’s brain, the Psy Portal would fall off, and the kids would no doubt take advantage of her fatigue to carry out their plan.
Her struggles died down and so did her thoughts, but those that remained stayed defiant. She had to help Clem and Crystal.
She had to help.
She had to...
Help...
...
...
...Mmm. Tasty.
Something like cotton candy and bubble gum with a sharp tang and a heavenly sweetness spread across her tongue. It didn’t make a lick of sense, until Frazie recalled her talk with Ford that morning.
The Dream Fluff.
Somehow, the candy has sensed her distress and unwrapped itself, placing itself on her tongue. Not only was it delicious... it was revitalizing. Like a generator for the brain, her mind tingled and her aches faded as her connection to Clem’s mind grew stable again.
She’d gotten a second chance, and she needed to make it count.
By now the Intrusive Thoughts had slowed their attacks, already thinking she was defeated. And that was just the opening she needed.
“Get... off... ME!” With hot fury, she built the heat in her mind and let it explode outwards. Like a bomb going off, the simians were pushed back and set alight as her pyrokinesis blasted them away.
Panicking, her enemies rolled around, patted each other trying to put each other out. It would be kinda funny if Frazie wasn’t deadset on kicking their behinds back to the stone age while she had the chance.
Now it was her turn to do the pouncing. She leapt and crashed down on the nearest one, a psychic foot flattening it as she stomped down. She pushed her hands forward into two telekinetic fists, both latching onto a couple flaming primates and knocking their heads together.
As the unconscious beasts went up in flames, the few remaining ones were extinguished and angry. But with their numbers halved, the fight was just a bit fairer.
Like before, they leapt in an attempt to overwhelm her with their numbers. This time, when she put her barrier up to stop them, she had enough leverage to grab them and fling them off.
Rationing her shield energy, she switched between beating them up and blocking them, shoving them back whenever they were on the attack. Another fell to her blows, but the last two weren’t giving up. This time when they pounced again, she sent them flying back with a sharp kick to each of their chins.
One landed atop the other, and Frazie took the chance to pull off her grand finisher. Putting her arms up, she bent and cartwheeled forward. One spin, two spins, three spins, and a leap. Twirling overhead, she descended feet first, sharply bringing her heels down on the survivors.
Hands up high, she looked like the performer she’d been all her life as the creatures poofed out from under her. Unphased, she kept the pose and landed on her feet... and then promptly collapsed.
“Uggggggh...” That was draining. But with silence once more filling the area, she finally had time to rest.
While she sat, she peered over at the biggest house on the block again, its cavernous entrance looming imposingly over the street. Inside would no doubt be her hardest challenge yet. She was feeling confident after handling an entire pack of overaggressive primates, but she still knew that even with superior numbers they’d at least still been a reasonable size.
Could she do it? Could she take down the walking mountain? She didn’t know.
But with her mind drifting back to the two kids back in the bubble, she knew she had to.
Notes:
A power both new yet familiar, a brush with Dream Fluff, and an entity she simply can't afford to lose against. Will she be able to overcome for Clem and Crystal's sakes?
Chapter 12: The Best Defense
Notes:
Big thanks to SandrC again for betaing... and to EarthVStheDerek for providing the art right below! It's a wonderful piece of Frazie showing off a little acrobatic/psychic skill in her outfit from the fic. Go check them out!
Now, are y'all ready for a well-deserved smackdown?
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Frazie couldn’t linger in the neighborhood too long. It was only a matter of time before more Intrusive Thoughts meandered home and found her sitting in the middle of the road.
She sure put it off as long as she could, regardless. But eventually, she couldn’t excuse sitting around any longer. Sucking in a breath, she pushed up off the ground and trudged her way towards the massive housecave looming up ahead on the street’s edge.
Welp. It was time to step into the gorilla cage.
Inside the tunnel was somehow even gloomier than the shadowy landscape behind her. Jagged rock walls as far as the eye could see, their darkness reflecting nothing but the dim glow of the cave’s lighting. Like some sort of mix between lamps and torches, flickering golden bulbs crackled from upside-down lampshades and kept the path from being pitch black.
Being in here made her feel small - which made sense, since the place’s owner was a giant. There was more to it, though. As she walked, descending down into the earth, it felt like the walls were pressing down on her.
There was just something about this place that made her wish she had someone, anyone, to keep her company.
A second later, she wished she’d kept her big, fat mouth shut.
Pools of purple sludge congealed on the slope down, staring at her with glowing sockets. Doubts. Frazie groaned, waving a sparking finger. “Not in the mood, fellas.”
Thankfully, now that she knew how to deal with them, Doubts weren’t that big a concern. If anything they were welcome in this dark place, the glow of their burning bodies making it feel a bit less oppressive as she marked a flaming trail on the way down.
Farther along the hall, the path began to open up, and she could tell she was close to the main chamber. Lighting up one final pile of goop, she blinked back surprise when something was freed from it.
Another vault, looking relieved to be saved. Frazie knelt before it, extending a hand. “Look, I don’t want to hurt you. I did you a solid, so could you...?”
The critter’s eyes darted back and forth, but it certainly didn’t want to be knocked the heck out after being submerged in slime. Reluctantly, it gave a soft ‘bleh’ as it popped its mouth open and spat out some photos.
“Thanks,” Frazie said with a small nod, fanning out yet another snippet of the past before her.
Father’s Day
A little to the left. No, no, the right! Just a smidge, and... perfect.
A perfectly composed breakfast smile, with bacon lips and eggy eyes. Throw in some hot buttered flapjacks, fresh telekinetically-squeezed orange juice, and a decorative flower, and it was a father’s day meal meant for the king of all dads.
AKA: not Clem’s. But he was going to receive it anyway.
Did his dad deserve it? No, not really. But they were family, and somewhere deep in his heart, Clem still felt there was a chance they could connect. He just wasn’t trying hard enough. Right?
That’s what it felt like, anyway. No matter how much effort he put in to make his father happy, it was never good enough. To him, he was a burden. A nuisance. Useless.
Clem shook those thoughts out of his head. Whenever he felt those voices nagging him, it was just a sign to put on a smile and tell himself everything would be fine. So, carefully balancing the plate with both hands, he ventured out of the kitchen with a hum.
His father was in the living room, seated in the chair he spent most of his time in when he was home from work. In contrast to how Clem saw him, the man was actually rather thin, his bushy mustache sprouting past both sides of his face. The harshness of his glare was the same, though, even as they scanned something as innocuous as the newspaper.
At least the paper wouldn’t shrink and shake under his gaze. Clem willed his nerves to calm as he very quietly approached from the side. “Hey, hey, Papa! It’s that time of year again! I know you threw last year’s meal in the garbage, but this time I’m sure it’s perfect.”
His father shut his eyes tight, as if just hearing his voice grated on him. For a moment, it seemed like he just wouldn’t respond at all and hoped Clem would just go away. But, finally, he turned to give the plate the briefest look. Clem’s heart thudded with anticipation.
Finally, he scoffed. “You think I’d try anything YOU made? If I wanted to kill myself, there’s better ways than choking on whatever crap you call cooking.”
Somehow, after all the times Clem had had his heart crushed, it always managed to rebuild just so it could fall to pieces again. “E-Eheheh... I know I usually screw up, but this time, I made sure it’s perfect!”
“A perfect waste of time!” The plate was suddenly jerked from his grasp and flipped upside down, its contents splattering all over the floor. “Now clean this up and get outta here. Surely you can at least do THAT.”
Clem’s hopes were on the floor alongside the mess, but his lips strained as he made his smile even bigger. “Can do, Papa! Can do...”
And so he did. Of course his dad wouldn’t notice it, appreciate it, or be satisfied with it, but it was done. Once he’d finished, Clem grabbed their phone off the counter and snuck off with it to his room.
Papa wouldn’t be happy if he noticed the phone missing, but then again, he was never happy to begin with. Clem slid a finger into the rotary dialer and called up the only person in this cruel world worth seeking out.
“Pickuppickuppickup...” he repeated with every ring until, finally, someone did. Juuuust not who he was hoping for.
“Hellooooo?”
Clem swallowed. “Um... hey, Mrs. Snagrash...”
Silence on the other end. Finally, the sound of footsteps before she spoke sharply. “It’s for you, stupid.”
It wasn’t directed at him, but Clem winced nonetheless. His nerves finally eased a bit when he heard a familiar voice on the other end, though. “Clem?”
Like the lone beam of sunshine on his life, he felt himself perking up. “Hey, Crystal!”
“Clem? Hey, Clem! How’d it go?”
And just like that, the sunshine was snuffed out. He sighed. “It didn’t work. It never works.”
A short, unsurprised sigh on the other end. “It’s okay, Clem. I know you tried your best. It’s not your fault...”
“No, no, it is.” Clem wasn’t sure how, exactly, but it just... was. There’s no way he’d be so consistently rejected if he’d just do one thing right for once.
And he knew just the thing.
“Listen... Crystal,” Clem continued after a moment. “There’s something I wanted to talk to you about.” He paused. “A little project.”
Frazie had to resist the urge to incinerate the photos in her palms. This was one memory Clem could likely do without, but she wasn’t taking any chances after that mess with Phoebe. At least she’d learned something from that.
Instead, she gingerly placed the photos back on the vault’s tongue, which promptly furled back in.
She reached down to give its head a couple quick pats. “You’ve got some nasty stuff in your head, little buddy,” she murmured, and the creature gave her a confused look.
Frazie stood back up, motioning for the critter to shoo. “Now get out of here! This is gonna get messy.” Grateful to be spared, the critter scampered off back where she’d came from and she finally walked the final stretch into the main cavern.
Just like the rest of the cave, Frazie couldn’t shake the feeling she was lost in some dark void, like the walls themselves would consume her if she got too close. She had to run her fingers along the stone to make sure that, no, they were actually just rocks. In fact, she could climb up them if she wanted to, chunks of stone jutting out and scaling up and up to the blunt stalactites on the ceiling.
And in the center of it all, the hulking behemoth filling in for Clem’s dad sat reading a normal-sized newspaper.
It would be almost comical seeing a giant gorilla squinting at tiny bits of text... if the sight of him didn’t automatically make Frazie’s blood boil. She didn’t really have anyone she outright disliked before she came to camp, since her social circle had been basically just her own family. But this guy? She was going to give him a piece of her mind. The piece that formed hands and smacked people silly, specifically.
First order of business? Roast that stupid paper out from under his nose.
The beast was taken off guard as the scraps pinched between his fingers evaporated in flame. Finally noticing her, he leaned down, his face taller than her entire body. Frazie forced herself to stand firm as he looked her up and down, fists taut at her sides.
To her surprise, he only looked briefly annoyed at her arrival before he sat back up. “I don’t have a problem with you, kid. So beat it,” he spat with a wave of his hand. “Before I change my mind.”
To her credit, taking the offer and running for it never crossed her mind. “Well, see, there’s still an issue... because I have a problem with you,” she retorted. Finding her nerve, she shook a finger way up at him. “About your problem with Clem.”
You’d think she’d just insulted his mother, the way that last word made him snarl. “Why are you wasting your time on him? That boy... he’s useless. He’s not worth the effort!”
Feeling the tranquil fury burning within, Frazie kept herself from starting any spontaneous fire as she shouted up at him. “You’re wrong. Wronger than anyone I’ve ever heard before. No one deserves to feel how you’ve made him feel, and I’m putting a stop to it right now!“ She took up a fighting stance, feet squared and fists raised, already crackling with psychic energy. “If there was any chance of me leaving - and there wasn’t - it’s definitely gone now.”
Growling, the biggest Intrusive Thought of them all pushed himself up, and Frazie face fell when she realized he was even taller close up. “Then you’re wasting your time and your life!” the beast roared, lifting a hand.
With deceitful speed, he hammered its ten ton fist down on her head. Eyes wide, Frazie covered her face with her arms and braced for impact. He slammed his knuckle right down on her... and cried out when it hit something even more solid than the walls around them.
Sucking on its fingers, Frazie just laughed as she lowered her shield. “Gotcha!”
In response, Clem’s dad opened its mouth wide and screamed a sonic scream. Oh, right. That sound beam.
The ground erupted where she’d just been as Frazie dived, ducking under shrapnel that his explosive voice shot up. To her horror, she looked back to see he was turning his head and directing the weaponized vitriol her way. Scrambling to her feet, she ran ahead as he gave chase with his voice.
He couldn’t keep it up forever... but he could slam his arm ahead of her, walling her off between his hand and the deadly laser.
“Ghh!” Trapped between fur and death, an idea came to Frazie. It was time to play pattycake with Papa. Violently.
Conjuring up psi-punch after psi-punch, she laid into his palm with as much force as she could muster. At first, he just sneered as he kept screaming - and then winced, his paw blooming red and sore as she wailed on it. A loud crack erupted from the middle of his hand as she poured it all into a decisive strike, making him scream and clutch it. He bent forward, his mouth filled with pained cries instead of energy as he rubbed his hand. “AGGGH! Stronger than you look, you little...!”
Thwack. A strong kick to the jaw shut him up and made him bite his tongue, the beast muttering swears around the hand it pressed to its mouth. Frazie snickered.
“Enough!” Outraged that he was being outplayed by an ant, the cavern started to shake as he slammed his hands on the ground wildly and randomly. Frazie looked up to see chunks of the roof falling towards her, as well as his swinging hand. She brought the shield up, ready to block the debris and make him hurt himself again...
...Only for his fist to halt directly in front of her, turn, and flick her forcefully once her barrier fell.
Frazie’s back slammed into the wall as she yelped, landing in a heap. The monster just laughed. “Not as smart as you look, though!”
Gritting her teeth, Frazie stood up, blocking out the pain. She couldn’t lose this, and no dream fluff was going to save her butt this time. She needed a new plan... and those tumbling boulders gave her an idea.
“Up!” Leaping, she hopped up the nearest outcropping on the wall, scaling her way up the cave. She didn’t get to climb far before she was forced to jump back, a fist once more slamming just ahead of her.
“Where are you goin’? We were just having fun!” the prime primate taunted, swinging again. Frazie dove out of its path and, catching a falling rock in an ethereal mitt, chucked it right at his eye. “AGH! Where did you learn to fight so dirty?!”
“You don’t deserve any better!” She dodged his next punch and hopped up a ledge to start shimmying herself to the next outcropping. Enraged, he unleashed another flurry of blows on and around her, forcing her to time her shields to keep from being squashed against the wall like a fly.
He was losing his patience around the time she jumped onto another platform and tossed another huge stone right at his nose. Howling, he completely obliterated her footing with another intense scream of rage.
“Whoa!” she managed to hop to another ledge as her platform crumbled beneath her, but a second later, that one was gone too.
Clem’s dad was losing it, firing beam after beam and forcing her to keep moving higher and higher. The cavern sprawled out below her and she forced herself to stay calm. She was no stranger to heights, but if she fell from here, it was gonna hurt... and the odds she’d be able to get back up were low.
Climbing above him, she made her stupidest boldest decision yet, flipping out into open air over his head. Caught unaware, his roars cut off as she latched onto his hair.
It was her turn to give the smackdown now. Clinging to his dome for dear life, she whacked his skull again and again with energized chops. Getting the headache of a lifetime, he tried to slap her off, but she rolled and jumped out of the way just to grab his hair again and keep up the assault.
He was losing control, and she knew it. So with one last hit, she got up on top of his head and leapt straight up, ready to drop right down on his aching scalp.
She never got the chance. Pouring all his anger into his vocal chords, the loudest shout of them all shot like a cannon straight above him, crashing around Frazie with all he had.
“Sucker!”
It passed over her shield, the girl laughing as he hit right behind her as she’d hoped... blasting one of the biggest chunks of rock on the ceiling.
Conjuring her shield again to protect her descent, the roof collapsed, a wall of stone dropping right on top of the gorilla’s head. A huge thwack rang out around the room as it shattered to pieces on his dome.
It was a testament to his strength that he was still standing after the blow, dazed and wobbling. He was in no condition to fight back, just clutching his head and not even noticing Frazie preparing for the coup de grace.
With nothing to stop her, Frazie was free to make a running leap at him, charging at his stomach... then curling into a ball, letting her shield encompass her entire form as she became an unstoppable cannonball of pain.
He didn’t stand a chance against her weaponized protection. Like a punch to the gut, he let out an oof as she plowed into him and threw him off balance. With all the wind knocked out of him, he stumbled backward, crashing down on his back and making the floor shake under his weight.
Despite it all, he was still conscious, stars and bananas swirling around his head as Frazie pushed her advantage. His sore stomach ached even harder as the girl jumped on it, bouncing off it like a trampoline over his head.
This was it. All or nothing. It might’ve been dangerous, but Frazie pooled every trick she’d learned and every bit of energy she had left into one final attack. Feet pointed straight down, glowing bright with psychic energy. The rest of her body gleamed orange, covered in protective coating that rendered her completely solid. And to top it off, she harnessed all the burning fury in her heart and let it coalesce around her, ready to detonate the instant she hit her target.
Like an anvil from the heavens, she dropped. He regained focus and lifted his head just in time for her to smash down right on his face.
Her pyrokinesis exploded, her psychic kick burrowed into the bridge of his nose, and the added solidity of her shield made it all the more devastating. She pressed down as far as she could go, kicking down hard before bouncing off and back to the floor, sticking the landing as always.
For about five seconds. Once the adrenaline wore off, she flopped down to her knees with a cry.
Using all that psychic energy at once was a poor, if well-meaning idea. Waves of pain crashed down on her as her skull throbbed. That was too much energy for even some advanced agents, let alone a newcomer. But she’d really, really wanted this jerk gone. The mother of all headaches was a small price to pay for him to be oh god no why was he still talking.
His voice was weak, but it was there behind her, the monumental monkey not moving a muscle as he spoke to the air. “Not... not bad, kid...”
“Headhurtsshutupshutupshutup.”
The beast chuckled weakly, wheezing from the effort. “Coff... of course... that pitiful runt needed someone else to fight his battles. You’re a tough one, no doubt... but as soon as you’re not around to protect him anymore, he’s gonna fall again.”
Despite the hammering behind her eyes, Frazie grit her teeth and snapped back. “Clem’s stronger than you think, you troll! He wouldn’t have lasted this long if he wasn’t, keeping a smile on his face even if it was fake. With you out of the picture, he’s gonna do just fine.”
“Then I suppose... we’ll just have to... wait and see...” Taking his last breath, the behemoth’s hands fell to his sides.
His body started to melt into the shadows that’d composed it, his head tilting to the side before finally vanishing from the world. Frazie was alone in the gloom.
Silence. Eerie, peaceful silence. Just what Frazie needed right now, with her head feeling like Dogen was gripping it again. She could barely process her victory through the pain. With nothing more to distract her, she closed her thoughts off and shut her eyes until the jackhammering lowered to a level she could suffer through.
When she opened her eyes, things felt... different. She wasn’t sure why. Nothing had changed. But the formerly oppressive stone walls just felt like regular rock again. Sucking in a breath, she got up to her feet, massaging her temples as she retraced her route back to the surface.
She stepped out of the cave... and back into Clem’s bubble. “Huh?” ...Oh, forget it. Confusing mind junk. Her head hurt too much to dwell on it. All that mattered was when she looked back, the neighborhood was long gone, and she was safe back in the dome.
She wasn’t sure what she expected to happen next. For the bubble to pop and show rolling green fields outside? A parade to march through and announce the day was saved?
Nothing that extravagant, it seemed. The only thing different she noticed was Clem suddenly leaning up in his lawnchair with a confused look on his face.
“Wha-?” Clem tugged his headphones off and jangled them, thumping his ear. “What’s going on? Those nasty voices haven’t been quiet in, well... in a long, loooong time.”
Once he’d spoken, the censors all collectively looked up from their vacationing. A few of them groaned - it sounded like it was time to get back to work. But judging from Clem’s comment, it sounded like their workload just got a lot more bearable.
They hopped off chairs, off trampolines, out of the pool. Like the world’s smallest stampede, they folded towels, grabbed their stampers, and scampered off to the edge of the zone. As they all leapt out and into the jungle, Frazie noticed something while she watched.
The bubble was expanding. Not much... just an inch or two now and then, like its old shrinkage pattern had been reversed.
But the pace didn’t matter. What was important was that Clem was finally getting the chance to heal.
As far as Crystal was aware, though, this was her chance. She pounced on Clem, grabbing his shoulders and shaking him. “Clem! Cleeeeem! Listen to me! You gotta send me out of here!”
Clem still seemed dazed, not from the shaking, but the sheer peace he was experiencing. Slowly, he reached up and gently pried her hands off him. “I... I don’t know, Crystal. I don’t know what to think right now.”
“But... the project, Clem! The project!”
After a moment, Clem offered her a smile. “You know what? Let’s just put a pin in it for now. I think I just want to... see where this goes.”
“But...” Crystal sat back on her knees, pensive. They’d been planning this for ages and now it was just... paused? Cancelled, even? She didn’t know what to think. She searched Clem’s eyes for an answer, but he just smiled at her.
...Clem was the person she trusted most. And if he wanted to hold off, then she’d support him 100%. Crystal finally pumped her hands up, nodding. “Alright! If that’s what you want... we’ll pin it!”
“Woo!” Clem cheered with her. Finally remembering Frazie was there, Clem looked her way. For once, the hyperactive camper was calm and sincere as he addressed her. “Thanks, Frazie. Things might not be clear up here...” he muttered, tapping his head. “And they might not be for a long time... but thanks to you, I think I can give it one more go. It’s not gonna be easy, but at least I know there’s nice people in the world like you worth sticking around for!”
Just hearing all that made the horrific creatures, near-death experiences and the splitting headache worthwhile. Feeling a bit better - and that they could leave without consequence - Frazie pulled out the smelling salts to offer to Crystal. “Ready?”
The kid eyed it for a moment... and then she folded her hands over Frazie’s, wrapping the older girl’s fingers around the little capsule. “Ready!”
So she wanted her to keep it. Nodding gratefully, Frazie held it between them and popped it in half. The two inhaled sharply, grimacing in unison. “...Blegh!”
And with that, they were on their way out of there.
The gentle lull of waves hitting the shore welcomed them back. Frazie blinked the sun out of her eyes and watched the kids wake up.
Once he was out of his trance, Clem looked... lost. Like he had no idea what to do now that his own brain wasn’t constantly steering him south.
Frazie welcomed him back with a question while she plucked the door off his head. “How are you feeling?”
The boy rubbed his head, glancing down at the sand. “I dunno... better? Not good, but I feel... different.”
That was a relief to hear. The sand crunched below her as Frazie took a knee, putting a hand on both the camper’s shoulders. “Listen. I’m not going to downplay what you’ve both been through, or tell you what you’re feeling isn’t real. But I am gonna ask... what would disappearing fix? You don’t need to go it alone. Instead of helping each other escape... why don’t you help each other overcome?”
Clem and Crystal shared a nervous look. “Sounds scary...” The former murmured. The only thing scarier than what they had almost done was moving onward without a clue what to do.
“Hey, for what it’s worth... you two have my support.” Frazie offered them a warm smile, glancing between the two. “And, you can support each other.”
“With cheers?” Crystal clarified.
Frazie pursed her lips. “Yyyyeeees? If you want? But you both know what you’re going through... so why not work together to beat it?”
“Yeah!” The two of them were starting to pep up again, and hopefully, this time was a bit more genuine.
The positivity was contagious. Frazie grinned, before focusing on Crystal. “Crystal, do I need to dive into your head too?”
“Nope! If Clem’s gonna keep trying... then so will I!”
“Alright... but the offer’s open.”
Crystal nodded solemnly. “Honestly? Just knowing that... helps me feel a little bit better.”
Frazie let them go and stood back up. Brimming with excitement, Clem hopped in place. “Crystal! We’ve gotta thank her with a cheer!”
Oh. Wincing, Frazie’s smile tilted a little. “Thaaat’s really not necessary.”
“Nonsense!”
“No, really...!”
But they were already starting. Frazie’s lips skewed into an awkward grin as she watched them hop around with glee, belting out in sing-song voices.
“FRAZIE’S GREAT!”
“SHE KNOWS THE WAY!”
“SHE KICKED AND CHOPPED THE THOUGHTS AWAY!”
“SHE SAVED THE DAY!”
“MADE THINGS OKAY!”
“SO NOW WE SAY...”
“HIP, HIP, HOORAY!”
...You know what? Yeah, Frazie was cringing to high heaven. But the more she listened, the more she realized how nice these kids were despite all they’d been through. By the time they were done, she was offering them applause for their performance.
The kids wiggled in place with sheer joy. That must’ve been one of the few (if not the only) time their positivity was ever praised. Overcome with emotion, they jumped Frazie, taking her by surprise. Each kid took a leg, hugging her tight.
Surprised, but welcoming, Frazie knelt down and wrapped their arms around the both of them in a much-needed embrace. “Never change, you two. And don’t let anyone get you down. ‘Cause I’ll give them a kick for you if they try, deal?”
After a few moments, she let them go, offering each a hand. “Come on... let’s get back to the docks.”
They each took one, and off they went, leaving the boulders they’d fought over resting in the sand.
“Hup!”
Clem and Crystal weren’t sure why Frazie refused to touch the water, but they weren’t opposed when she offered to pick each one up and parkour them across the lake debris. They laughed and cheered her on from under her arms before she safely deposited them back on the main shore. They wobbling dizzily, falling on their backsides with a shared laugh.
Frazie just chuckled along with them. Though now that everything had finally deescalated, Frazie couldn’t help but feel like she’d forgotten something...
“FRAZIE! There you are!”
Oh, crap. Lili.
Looking out over the water, she could see her friend mentally sailing her canoe towards them with Benny clinging to the far side for dear life.
Frazie waved her hands frantically, already prepared to defend herself. “Lili, I can explain-...”
But Lili seemed far more concerned with something else. “You guys!” she called out as her boat pulled in. “Have you seen Milka and Elton? The sailor kid and the invisible girl!”
Frazie tilted her head. “Uhhhh... if she’s an invisible girl, we wouldn’t really see her, now would we?”
“This isn’t the time to be a smart aleck!” Lili snapped. “They vanished while we were all out on the lake!”
Notes:
Three worlds down, and the missing campers plot rears its head. What are they gonna do about it? I dunno, but here's more end-of-world background information!
General aesthetic: Clem and Crystal are both tragic characters who act all kinds of cheery to mask a deep bitterness. I wanted to reflect that in Clem’s world - pretending everything is a-ok in his happy bubble, while everything is a complete mess outside it. And that bubble is always shrinking as the things he represses wear it down, to the point it’ll eventually pop if nothing’s done. This literal take on a happy place is his attempt to hide away from all that’s happened to him, but the trauma is still gradually tiring him out.
When I first thought up the outside part of the world, I imagined a dark and twisted jungle, a chaotic hodgepodge of gloom and misdirection. While I kept that, I also wanted something a bit more, so I also incorporated bits of Clem’s neighborhood into it to add a bit more uniqueness. Hidden in the trees are various bits of his day-to-day life, like the park, his school, his cul-de-sac, and eventually, the biggest cave marking where his real house would be. The areas are generally spots where he'd been bullied and harassed, with his own home being the most dangerous of all.
Censors on vacation: I got this idea from a bit of concept art where a bunch of censors go on strike, which supposedly causes their host to lose all inhibitions. I imagine in a case of severe depression, they’re completely overwhelmed by their workload and so just give up and let harmful thoughts run willy nilly.
Intrusive Thoughts: These hyperaggressive, beastly creatures pop out of nowhere and represent those sudden and persistent ideas that pop into your head, or in this case, the impossible-to-ignore negativity that Clem couldn’t push away. In most minds, these thoughts can be ignored and eventually outnumbered and dispatched by censors. In a mind beleagued by self-loathing and depression, though, they become too numerous to properly repel. Additionally, their presence instills weakness and fatigue in their targets that needs to be powered through. Due to their frenzied attacks and high speeds, they’re best dealt with by either Shielding yourself until you get an opportunity or by using Time Stop on them. Also, their monkeylike design can bring to mind the phrase ‘getting this monkey off my back’... just imagine one of those things clinging behind you and whispering harsh things in your ear. Brrrr.
Frazie's Shield: Shield didn't make it into Psychonauts 2, so like how pyrokinesis got updated between games, this is my take on a new and improved version. Like with its old form, it completely shields the user for a limited time, but now has the added bonus of letting you move around while using it. As you saw in the chapter, it allows Frazie a bit of offensive utility by using it to, say, turn herself into a rock solid projectile and bowl someone over.
I decided Shield would be a great fit for a power Frazie learns naturally. She's got those big sister protective instincts, and drawing on those is part of how she unlocks it. The other part is ending up way over her head and wanting to protect herself as well. I imagine Shield is one of the powers she has a natural affinity for, so that could also explain why she's got a more advanced version.
Papa: Inspiration for this boss was taken directly from the wiki, where one of Clem's quotes from an old promotion points to his own father being a big cause of his depression:
"No, I'm terrible at canoeing. My dad says I'm a total idiot when it comes to canoeing. And most other things. He said he'd rather ride a seal into a pool of sharks than ride in a canoe into a lake with me. Sometimes I wonder if he's right—if I am too stupid for this world."
Poor Clem. Naturally, it made sense to make his father the biggest and baddest of the Intrusive Thoughts, lurking in Clem’s home and being the strongest force whittling down his remaining willpower. It was very satisfying to write Frazie kicking his ass, I assure you.
Chapter 13: Busted
Notes:
Alllllright, to anyone who may have sat out for Clem and Crystal’s chapters, welcome back! All you need to know is Frazie got rid of Intrusive Thoughts (new enemy) in his head, learned Shield on her own, and now she’s just found out a couple canoeing campers went missing while she was gone.
We’ve hit 150 kudos and we’ve got another wonderful piece of art, this time from ouroborosasunder on tumblr! Thank you so muuuuuch! And another thank you to beta reader SandrC and my newest beta, DeLithiumDragon!
It's time to head back to reality for Frazie to experience a little fallout, with a small side of Sasha/Milla teasing.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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“This isn’t the time to be a smart aleck!” Lili snapped. “They vanished while we were all out on the lake!”
The claim caught Frazie off guard. She’d seen those two kids just hours ago... not far apart, even, with Milka having been watching Elton from the trees. And now they were just gone?
It sounded a bit far-fetched. Frazie shook her head. “I dunno... are you sure they didn’t just head back to shore to use the outhouse?”
Lili shot her a look. “We’re sure. One second they were behind us, at the back of the pack. And then they were just... gone! Woosh!” She flew her hand through the air, as if the kids had just up and soared away. “No one claims they saw anything. And Milka might be good with invisibility, but she can’t make her boat and her boyfriend all vanish with her.”
It seemed ridiculous... but Frazie had fought a fire elemental, a giant gorilla, and even her own clone today, so honestly, she was pretty open-minded right now. She trusted Lili to not go around spreading lies willy-nilly. “Where do you think they went, then?” she asked.
“No clue,” Lili muttered with a shake of her head. “But there’s a rumor floating around about an old camp legend.” Lili bared her teeth, fingers curling into claws. “The Hideous Hulking Lungfish of Lake Oblongata!”
Frazie snorted back a laugh. The campers could be surprisingly mature sometimes, but at the end of the day, they were still kids who fell for junk like urban legends. “I don’t think that’s it, Lil.”
Even Lili seemed to agree - she was one of the smarter of the bunch, after all. “Probably not,” she agreed, dropping her hands. “This camp is pretty boring. Still, whatever the reason, we need to tell the counselors... but Milla said she was napping, and no one knows where Sasha likes to hang out in his downtime.”
“What about Coach?” Frazie pointed out.
“Coach is... Coach.”
“...Good point.” Frazie rested her hand on her hip as she thought, fingers fanning out over her pocket.
They brushed something small and circular, but solid. And that’s when she remembered.
She dug the thing out, squinting down at the little red button in her hand. Snippets of her talk with Sasha earlier flickered through her mind.
‘Come to my lab at the big dome out in the woods.’
She had a hunch where their counselor might be. “I miiiight just be able to track down Sasha.”
“Really?”
Frazie flipped the button, catching it smoothly on the way down. “Maybe. I’ll go look into it, and I’ll meet you later?”
Lili nodded. “Alright! And I’ll go put a note about it on the camp message board so people can keep an eye out.” Lili shook her head. “Normally I’d be fine if a couple of these loudmouths left... but this is giving me a baaaad feeling.”
Frazie nodded, then stooped down to give Clem and Crystal a quick farewell. “Stay out of trouble you two, alright? And, uh... take care of yourselves. Promise?”
The two gave her a firm salute. “Yes, ma’am!”
“Good.” Ruffling each of their heads, she stood and jogged off across the sand. It was time to head across camp.
Gentle birdsong and the flow of a rushing river filled the air on the outskirts of camp. A river too shallow to be of concern to Frazie, thankfully. It was pretty peaceful out here, compared to the hullabaloo of camp.
Ford had said this area was off-limits... but if he didn’t see her, no harm, no foul, right? Though that was a tall order when he had probably already warped over from the lake. She kept a look out for his beady eyes as she walked through the woods.
Passing through a natural bridge formed from a giant fallen tree trunk, she kept an eye on the horizon. Sasha had mentioned his secret lab being at a big dome out in the wilds, and... uhhhhh...
Apparently, it stuck out like a sore thumb. Numerous domes were stuck behind a huge barbed wire fence, sitting on various platforms with the biggest on top. You could probably see the landmark from back at camp. Frazie pondered how you hid a secret anything in such a blatant place, but she figured she was about to find out.
She climbed ramp after ramp, making her way up to the top of the structure. The uppermost dome was already popped open, and inside, it was entirely lined with plush seating. Comfy... but Frazie shuddered to imagine actually being stuck inside one of these things. It’d be enough to make anyone claustrophobic.
There didn’t seem to be anything of note within, though. Aside from cushions as far as the eye could see, it was completely empty. Frazie climbed inside, pressing a hand on the ceiling as she investigated.
...Hold up. She squinted at her feet. There, in the center of the container, was a dimple in a cushion missing its button.
‘When the time comes, you’ll know.’
Withdrawing the button again, Frazie flipped it over in her palm. It was just a regular old button as far as she could tell... but surely it was ripped off for a reason?
She bent down to push it back where it belonged... and jumped when strings sprung from the ground to tie it back into place. “Yeep!”
There was a whir once the flooring was complete again. Right where she’d set the button, a small pillar rose up out of the ground, unlocking the tile from the floor. It clicked open... with Frazie still on it, bumping her head on the ceiling.
“Gh...!” Good thing the place was so soft. More surprised than pained, she rubbed her head and hopped off to see that a big hole with a bunch of rungs had opened up in the floor.
Huh. So that’s how you hide a secret lab in plain sight.
Great, now she was gonna be subconsciously checking everything for missing doodads and hidden passageways. But for now... there was nowhere to go but down.
Frazie slid down the ladder, skidding to a stop just before the ground. She’d ended up in some sort of underground chamber, with gray walls and a set of multicolor glass steps leading down. Wary, she followed them, stepping around the assortments of boxes and papers left hither and thither. “Nein really needs to clean this place up...” she murmured to herself.
A few more floors and her feet touched stone. On the lowest level, something like a giant hair dryer dangled from the ceiling. Was that how he got his slick ‘do?
She could ask him herself, because the man was fiddling with some sort of console off to the side.
“Sasha!” Frazie hopped to the floor and ran up to him as the man looked up from his work.
“Ah... Frazie. I didn’t expect you to come for that training so soon. An eagerness to learn... respectable.”
“No, no, uh...” Now that she was in front of him, Frazie could feel the Psy Portal she’d ‘borrowed’ burning a hole in her pocket. It was just like trying to get away with sneaking the camp pamphlet around her parents - only harder, because her parents couldn’t read minds. She had to focus entirely on why she’d come here. “I mean, I’m still interested in practice, but that’s not why I came. Milka and Elton went missing!”
“Hm?” Sasha seemed rather calm about it as he settled his hands in his coat pockets. “They tend to do that... children will be children, and we’re not ones to stifle their curiosity. They likely just wandered into that cave near the shore. There’s no need to worry, it still leads to camp territory.”
Frazie shook her head back and forth. “I thought they might’ve just wandered off, too, but Lili claims they straight up disappeared out on the lake!”
Sasha scoffed. “Highly improbable. Odds are they simply snuck off to kiss, as kids are wont to do. They can be slippery when they want to be.” He caught Frazie’s unimpressed look and shifted his weight, clearing his throat. “Nonetheless, we’ll extend our psychic reach and see if we can pick up their brainwaves. If they did, in fact, go missing, they won’t be for very long.”
That was a relief to hear. Frazie didn’t know what’d happened to them either, but so long as they could be found, she’d done her part. Noooow all she had to worry about was getting out of here before Sasha remembered he was down a door.
“Sounds good. Now, uhhhh... I’m just gonna...” She backed up towards the stairs, jerking both thumbs behind her. “I’ll come back for that training later. I’ll go tell Lili it’s taken care of.”
She could feel Sasha’s focus narrow behind his glasses. “You look troubled, Ms. Aquato.”
Frazie waved him off, a bit too forcefully. “Oh, you know... just worried about the missing campers and all.”
“I see.” After a second, he let his fingers hover around his temple, and she knew he was trying to dig through her mind. She gulped, trying to deter his prying.
Don’t think about the door, don’t think about the door, don’t think about the door...
“You are thinking about the door.”
Damn it!
He lowered his hand. “A good attempt, Frazie, but I was already aware... I just remembered it after my rest. I was about to come find you and reclaim it, but it seems you found me first.”
Guiltily, Frazie pulled it out to show him. “Yeah, you got me. Well, here it is...”
“Hold on a moment.”
“Huh?” Frazie paused mid step, suddenly feeling tense as the man’s brow furrowed.
“...You’re a bit too antsy for someone simply holding contraband. Looking a bit further, I can see you’ve had a rather busy morning, hmm?”
Uh oh. Sweating, Frazie tried to offer him the portal again. He took it this time, but didn’t take his eyes off her. She could feel the disappointment piercing through his shades.
Sasha shook his head. “Running around knowingly using an illegal Psy Portal without permission... and what you did to poor Phoebe. When we agreed to let you stay, we thought that perhaps you’d act your age, and clearly we were wrong. Maybe you belong amongst a bunch of children after all.”
Apparently, he didn’t need pyrokinesis to roast you. Frazie’s face burned red - she hadn’t felt this ashamed since the time her mother caught her trying to put a baby skunk in Dion’s trunk back when they were kids. She’d known she was breaking the rules, but she’d never really thought just how far she was going until it was too late. Her heart skipped a fearful beat as he continued. “We could expel you from camp for this... if not have you taken to Psychonauts HQ for investigation outright.”
No, no, no, no, NO. “But I fixed her!” Frazie protested. “And I helped Clem and Crystal! And kept your head from blowing up! I know I shouldn’t have been using it, but it’s not like I was joyriding through people’s brains!”
“...You are not wrong, Ms. Aquato.”
Frazie paused. “...Eh?” She’d been sort of expecting him to shut her down there, maybe tear into her dignity again, not agree with her.
But agree he did. “Dogen and Clem, and then Phoebe. Currently, you are two to one. Though you did fix the mess you made... would that be two and a half to one?” he pondered aloud, rubbing his chin.
“...Regardless, I won’t confiscate the portal just yet... so long as your mistakes remain at one.” He held the door up between his fingers, nodding it towards her as he talked. “But if anyone outside camp catches you, you stole it and used information obtained from the black market to undo its safety parameters yourself. Understood?”
Frazie’s face scrunched up. “Yes, buuuut isn’t that a bit over the top?”
“Anything to cover my ass.”
She was still trying to process what was going on. “But... why?”
He held the door up between his fingers, turning it, inspecting it. Finally, he offered it out to her. “I am a man of science, Frazie. If we do not take risks, we do not progress. It’s not often a newcomer successfully completes an expedition into the mind, let alone three times in one day. I see great potential in you... and for that, I’ll allow you to hold onto it a bit longer. Do not make me regret it. And if I should find that you’ve caused another disaster, I’ll make sure you spend the rest of the wait for your family sitting outside camp. Or perhaps in psychoisolation.”
“What... w-what’s that?”
In response, Sasha simply pointed up. The gears in Frazie’s head spun, piecing together the implication.
“You’d lock me in that thing?!” Well, if there was any reason to take what she’d learned in Phoebe’s mind and push it forward, that was a pretty good one. She held the door close, nodding earnestly. “Got it. You can trust me. Promise.”
“I’d rather you prove it than say it. You haven’t exactly been trustworthy so far.” Adjusting his glasses, Sasha turned back to his machine, though he kept talking with her as he toyed with it. “I saw you picked up another power as well, correct?”
Frazie snapped her fingers. “Oh yeah! That barrier. What was that all about?”
“It seems you’ve managed to learn Shield all on your own,” he explained with a hint of approval. “Most impressive. Such a thing can only occur from strong, passionate feelings of protectiveness or a need to be defended.”
Frazie’s mind drifted back to everything that’d happened that day... guarding the bullies as they fell from the exploding building, fixing up Dogen and Phoebe, fighting furiously to protect Clem from his intrusive thoughts. It wasn’t like she’d just decided to become a guardian today... her mind drifted back further, to her many days with her siblings. Sure, she picked on them sometimes... but she was the only one allowed to do so. Any rowdy crowdies trying to heckle them were promptly thrown out on their ass.
It made sense to her. Though as she drifted out of her thoughts, she noticed another pin being levitated her way. This one was purple, with a little picture of a man behind a barrier marking it. “Of course, another successful technique requires proper recognition... ignoring how you got it, of course.”
Four pins. From feeling like a psychic criminal to a hot shot in under a minute... talk about whiplash. She was gonna be the one needing to lie down as she pinned it to her shawl - but Sasha still had more to say.
His head turned to the side as he addressed her again. “Well, while you are here, there is always that advanced training I promised you. You might as well use that portal properly for once. What would you say to a... co-teacher class?”
That gave Frazie pause. “What do you mean?”
“It means I will not be the only one instructing you. I believe Milla is done with her rest, and willing to help out as well.”
She was lost. “But how can I be in two minds at once?”
He glanced back at his machine. “With some work, two minds can form a connection, a shared space. Vodello and I forged one after our years of Psychonaut partnership; we are always talking to each other, no matter the distance. We can let you step inside for a dual lesson.”
It was a mighty tempting offer - though Frazie couldn’t help but glance back, thinking of Lili waiting for her. “How long would it take?”
“Not very. We’ll just run you through the basics and you can come back later to further improve on them.”
Frazie breathed a sigh of relief. She could spare a half hour or two... and that gave the missing campers a chance to reappear on their own. “Alright, I’ll do it. So how do I...?”
“The same as usual.” Sasha turned to pluck the door from her fingers and tap it to his forehead. “I can redirect you to the proper segment of my mind.”
“Whoa. How did you learn to do that?”
Sasha simply smiled. “After many years of practice. Perhaps you’ll learn yourself someday. Now then...” He reached up, pulling the door open for her. “When you’re ready.”
Frazie nodded, putting her fingers to her lobes. The colors and blank walls around her started to blur together as she drifted up and through the frame, descending into a world built for two.
Now entering:
Nein and Vodello’s Merged Mentality
Talk about an aesthetic clash.
Frazie had landed in some sort of shared office area - one half was bright and vivid, covered in beads and lava lamps and pillows. The other, dark, neat, and tidy.
And yet, it worked together surprisingly well. A wavy line separated the two halves, but even beyond that there was little speckles of each mind imprinting on the other. There were little spots of orange on Sasha’s side, patterned throw pillows on his couch, a nice fuzzy rug under his coffee table. Milla’s side had clearly been straightened up in some places, specks of grey amid the background and various sticky notes taped around with messages from her partner.
In the corner of each section was a desk, with their respective owners typing away at computers. Milla swiveled on her seat, fingers pressed to her lips in surprise. “Oh! Frazie! I didn’t know you were stopping by.”
Frazie looked the other way, gesturing to Sasha. “But I thought he said you...?”
Milla giggled. “I’m just kidding, darling. Sasha filled me in. I knew you were on your way even before you did.” She swept her arms over the room. “Make yourself at home!”
So she did. Frazie took a few steps in, eyes drifting here and there. It was the first adult mind she’d been in, and she had to admit she was curious what her counselors were like. She favored Milla’s friendlier side of the room, and wandered over to pick up some magazines off her coffee table to study: Meditator’s Monthly, The Psychic Stylist, Top 100 Front Lobe Fugitives. “How does this work, having two minds melded together?” she wondered aloud, flipping through one.
Sasha spoke up from across the room. “It creates a sort of mental mish-mash. The dominant traits of each person’s mind merge together at random, creating a unified world with shared memories and fears.”
“Huh.” Frazie looked around again, at how well laid-out the room was. Not a memory or fear in sight. “But everything here looks pretty organized. Doesn’t look that random to me. You two took your time planning this out, I’d say.”
She could see Sasha tugging at his collar. “Well... that is because...”
“Because we work so well together, darling,” Milla cut in with a gentle smile. “And everything Sasha touches tends to get compartmentalized, anyhow.”
“Yes. What she said.”
Frazie raised a brow, but didn’t pry. “So what did you two plan to teach me?” she went on, setting the magazine where she’d found it.
“I noted a couple things when I peered into your activities,” Sasha replied curtly. “You’ve been having trouble with keeping foes at bay. For that, I think one of my specialties will do you well,” he said, pressing his hand to his chest. “Marksmanship.”
“...You’re going to teach me to aim?”
“I’ll be teaching you to shoot,” he corrected. “With your mind.” He turned back to his computer, typing away at something. “You’ve done well with pyrokinesis... but that heat, that anger, can be channeled into something else. You’ll see momentarily.”
“And while you don’t seem to have much trouble getting around,” Milla chimed in, “a little extra ‘oomph’ never hurt anyone. I’d like to show you some Levitation.”
Frazie jerked her head Vodello’s way. “Levitation? Like... that thing Benny was doing with the thought balloon?”
“Precisely! And you haven’t even seen the levitation ball, yet.”
Yesyesyesyesyesyes! She’d wanted to learn that one the moment she’d seen it. There was so many new tricks she could pull off with that, and she’d never have to worry about an acrobatic accident again. Her family would love it... if she could get them not to hate it on instinct. “When do we start?!”
She was bouncing a bit in place with excitement, making Milla laugh. “Sasha is setting it up over there.”
His typing grew faster, louder, a frantic clack clack clacking. “What do you say, Milla? Do you think she can handle course seven?”
“Oooooh, yes, that’s an excellent place to start.”
“Seven it is. Give me a moment.”
It was going to be a few minutes. While he worked, a thought pushed itself into Frazie’s head. She hadn’t known Milla long, but she clearly cared for the children, radiated warmth. And she knew a couple campers in distress that really needed some support.
“Hey, Milla?” Frazie tapped her temple. “Could you go through, like... the last hour of my memories?”
“That’s a strange request.” But one she’d do if asked. “Very well.” Milla shut her eyes, concentrating, and Frazie could feel the tickle of someone going through her thoughts. Suddenly, the woman’s brow furrowed. “Oh.” She grimaced. “Oh, goodness.” And then her lips popped open in a silent gasp. “Oh, oh no...”
Her eyes popped open, full of dread and shame. “We’d known those two had their issues, but we’d never pry into their privacy unless we had to. But this... simply can’t be allowed to continue.” She reached out to take Frazie’s hands, clutching them thankfully. “You did a splendid job helping him stabilize... but let me take it from here. I’ll see to it something is done for them. I can only imagine Crystal’s isn’t much better...”
That made Frazie feel a lot lighter. “Thanks, Ms. Vodello. I’m just glad I spotted them.”
“No... thank you.” Milla smiled at her, and Frazie couldn’t help but smile back. She was so nice, so motherly... it made her heart sting a bit thinking of her own heartbroken parent making her way across the state to rightfully yell at her until she lost her voice. Frazie finally pulled her hands back, trying to avoid Milla’s gaze as she waited.
But of course, someone like Milla would never let that go unnoticed. “You’re thinking about your family, aren’t you?”
Always. But a bit more fearfully, lately. “Yeah...” Frazie admitted, rubbing her arm.
Milla stood, resting a gentle hand on her shoulder. “You’re not the only psychic with kin that weren’t very receptive. It’s a tragically common occurrence. But your folks... I can feel the love you have for them. And you wouldn’t care for them that much if they were nothing but jerks, right? I feel they’ll come around. I’ll talk with them for you, if I must.”
Her emotions were in a knot, but Frazie finally patted Milla’s hand gratefully. “I hope you’re right.”
“And I hope you’re ready,” Sasha called out suddenly. The two women stepped apart as he pressed the biggest button on his keyboard - and the far wall split open.
Like a sliding door, gray and orange flew apart as a whole new area was revealed. Frazie gaped in awe - it was like a giant obstacle course, one thankfully a bit less terrifying than Oleander’s. Trampolines, giant fans, ramps,targets, and little machines that spat out censors at a piddling pace. Tons of small platforms hovered in the air, just waiting for her to get used to flying between them.
Both adults were by her side now, and Milla rested a hand on her back to guide her into the back room. “Now then, let’s start with the basics...”
Notes:
I’m gonna be up front with y’all, this isn’t gonna be a fully-fleshed out world like the previous ones. It’s mostly just an excuse to knock out Marksmanship and Levitation in one go as well as peek inside the counselors' shared headspace. In fact, I’ll likely just gloss over the training unless for some reason people want to see it? Though perhaps, if people would like, maybe I can fit in a shared memory vault somewhere. Let me know what you think!
The adults were a bit dismissive of concerns in canon, and that’s not much different here, even if I don’t like it - but I at least tried to explain why they aren’t too worried, and showed they do really care about the kids. Hopefully that’s a good middle ground!
Chapter 14: Business as Usual
Notes:
Heeeey look, the inspiration train’s back! Writing this chapter was soooo much fun... Frazie’s sheer joy over learning Levitation is super contagious. Hopefully, you’ll all feel it too!
This’ll be a mostly chill chapter, a little cooldown after all the nonstop adventure Frazie’s had all morning. So kick back, get comfy, and get ready for some cozy camp interactions.
Big thanks to SandrC and DeLithiumDragon for betaing!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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“WOOOOOHOOOOOO!”
When Frazie had been on her way to Whispering Rock, she’d figured psychic training would be boring. Just sitting around, chanting, thinking hard and junk.
That was before she’d learned Levitation.
Like a paper bag on the wind, Frazie flew around the ceiling on the updrafts Milla had provided. With a solid orange balloon keeping her aloft, she could see the entire course from here. Censors angrily waved their stamps at her from down below, but they were just ants raging at the bird soaring above them.
Pop! She let her bubble explode over a trampoline and hit it, flipping forward onto a platform that housed a chugging machine. As if knowing it needed to protect itself, it coughed, spitting out a few little men much, much closer.
Pew! It might not make her giggle with childlike glee, but Marksmanship was pretty dang cool as well. Hot lasers sprung from her mind and roasted the censors with ease, a far easier alternative to trying to set them on fire. Frazie already had some great aiming skills from her headlining act back home, flinging knives at her father as he spun on a dart board. All Sasha had had to do was show her how to create psi blasts and she was already good to go.
Defenseless now, the machine hummed fearfully as Frazie casually leaned against it, raised a fist, and swung it downwards like it was a malfunctioning jukebox. Her fist wrapped in an energetic glow, the device dented inward and sputtered as it broke down.
At the very bottom of the course, her counselors watched, talking amongst themselves. There wasn’t a chance of hearing them from this high up, but she hoped they were saying good things.
Eager to impress, she hopped down and inflated another thought bubble, targeting various cut-outs as she descended. Spinning slowly, she fired blast after blast, punching right through cardboard heads like the world’s most graceful turret. If she focused extra hard, she noticed her lasers would taper down, growing extra sharp as they sliced right through wood. Now that’d come in handy.
One unfortunate censor made the mistake of shouting up at her from directly below, and she made it her springboard. Popping her balloon, she squashed the poor thing flat, bouncing off towards the course’s main ramp.
She landed smoothly on her levitation ball and rolled it downhill rapidly. Keeping balance on balls was one of her family’s most basic tricks, and she’d adapted to the mental version with ease. Where other rookies might slip off or be unable to stop, she brought herself to a screeching halt right before her instructors with arms held high.
“So...” she panted, chest rising and falling with a silly grin on her face. “How’d I do?”
The two shared a look - and then applauded, approval on their faces. “Wonderful work, darling,” Milla praised. “You’re a levitation natural!”
“And not a bad shot either,” Sasha added. “Thirty-three targets and nineteen censors destroyed without missing... remarkable.” With a flick, a small patch appeared in his hand. “The benchmark for successful course completion is in the hundreds... but we can work on that in the coming days. For now, I’d say it’s a safe assumption you’ve got a grasp on the material.”
“And you’ve passed my course with flying colors!” Milla chimed, conjuring her own merit badge. “No pun intended. I’ve never seen someone take on the course so fearlessly, baby... and with such flair! If that’s how your family’s shows work, I’ll need to stop by for a performance some day.”
“Awwww...” Milla had a way of making you feel even lighter than levitation did, Frazie realized while she shifted sheepishly. “I guess I’m just in my element.”
Orange and red, light blue and indigo. Two more patches to add to the shawl, one bearing a targeting symbol and the other a little floating figure. Beaming with pride, Frazie arranged them with the rest to form a little diamond, one that’d only grow as she kept adding onto it.
It was hard to believe she’d come so far already. From an almost complete know-nothing to having a rudimentary grasp on five abilities and one obstacle course from hell. And now that she’d accomplished so much, she was invested. She wanted to see how much she could learn before her folks arrived - and with luck, by that time, she’d be skilled enough to show them all the good her powers could do.
“Mmhmm.” Sasha finally drew her out of her reverie when he cleared his throat. “Of course, further training will be required. But for now... you’ve had an exhausting day, Ms. Aquato. Why not step out and go see Lili, as you said?”
Frazie’s giddiness picked back up again when she realized she could ride up on Lili showing off her awesome new psychic orb. Forcing herself to chill a bit, she nodded. “Good idea. And thanks for the lessons!”
“It was our pleasure, darling.” Waggling her fingers, Milla bid farewell and Frazie returned it as Sasha lifted her up and out of his mind.
Once she was gone, Sasha shot a glance to his partner. “Have you picked up their brainwaves yet?” he murmured.
Milla nodded. “Yes, but it’s strange... it feels like they’re coming from across the lake.”
“They must’ve headed that direction when no one was looking. Which one of us should set out to retrieve them?”
Milla chuckled into her fingers. “Now, Sasha, you know we agreed you’d be the next to go round up any loose camp-“ She halted mid-sentence, pushing a finger to her temple. “Oh! Never mind. Morry just said he’s got it handled.”
“Convenient.” Sasha looked up, hands in his pockets. “We’ll leave it to him, then.”
Colorful and casual unraveled themselves from each other as Frazie flew out of the aether and back into her own body.
Frazie half-expected to see Milla waiting for her out there, but it was true, she didn’t need to be anywhere nearby for the two counselors to interact. There was only Nein, right where she’d left him.
It didn’t seem like Sasha had even felt her stepping inside, the counselor still toying with his machine. He didn’t even look away from it as the Psy Portal shut and popped off his forehead. He caught it off-handedly and held it behind him for her to take. “A productive session, I’d say.”
So would she. Her new badges fitting snug on her shawl, she accepted it from him and pocketed it.
“Now then,” Sasha interjected, “I hope you were planning on taking a breather. Like the body, the mind needs time to recuperate as well. The last thing you need is to overload yourself any more than you already have. Take it easy the rest of the day. Milla and I will have activities back up and running momentarily... why not come try some telekinetic arts and crafts?”
After all she’d done today, it was almost embarrassing to even consider something that mundane... buuuuut on the other hand, being able to just relax and glue macaroni to stuff with her mind sounded like just what she needed right now.
“I just might. But first, I gotta go find someone.”
“Ah, yes. Ms. Zanotto.”
“Right!” Waving goodbye, Frazie hopped up onto the first step of the stairwell.
“Ah, Frazie, before you go.”
She paused. Peering back, she saw Sasha glance up from his console. “If you wish to repay us for the training, I could use a little help with an experiment.” He left it and paced over to the giant device dangling off the floor, giving it a pat. “If you’d be so kind, you can stop by tomorrow and help me run a test.”
Frazie tilted her head. “...You want to style my hair?”
“...?” The man looked his machine over, then huffed. “Mein gott, why does everyone...? No, Frazie. It’s not a hair dryer. This... is the Brain Tumbler. I’ll explain it more thoroughly when you return.”
Good. She liked her hair just the way it was. “I’ll see you later, then!” she called, running up the stairs on her way back to the surface. She was eager to try out her new power in the real world.
Bump. Bump. Bump. No matter what little pebble or hole Frazie hit, she kept her balancing act rock-steady as she rolled back to the main lodge.
There, sitting on the main steps with her head in her hands, was Lili. Conversing with a small patch of dandelions. For some reason.
Frazie jumped up and stomped down, compressing the ball into the dirt and grinding it to a halt. “I let the counselors know,” she called out to her. “And check this out!”
The kid perked up, hearing her voice - and her eyes trailed up in awe, her friend even taller than she was before. Frazie pirouetted atop her sphere, turning fluidly on tiptoe and bowing down atop her ride. “Weeeell?”
Lili gaped. “I swear, every time I turn around you’ve got another badge. If this keeps up, I’m going to call shenanigans!” Squinting, she suddenly whipped her gaze back and forth. Fortunately, Frazie’s badges hadn’t managed to multiply in that split second. “It’s like Ford all over again. They’re just popping out of nowhere!”
Not her favorite comparison, but it made Frazie chuckle nonetheless. “I guess I’ve just been working really hard.”
Still looking her in the eye, Lili leaned down to whisper to the little weed. “She’s cheeeeating.”
“No I’m not!” Frazie protested. “And why are you talking to that, anyway?”
Clearly amused by messing with her, Lili sat back up. “Because they’re better company than most of the people here. My family’s renowned for its herbaphony.”
“Your herb phones?”
Lili rolled her eyes. “It means we can hear what plants think. Like this one thinks you’re a dork.”
Frazie stuck her tongue out at the little white puffs. “I’ll take your word for it.” She’d never really considered the world around her living and breathing before, true as it was. She was kinda glad she didn’t have Lili’s power, honestly, if it meant she didn’t have to hear the grass cry out when she stepped on it.
“You’re gonna have to. It’s a pretty rare power. I’d teach you if I could, but we’d probably be wasting each other’s time. Besides... it’s your turn to teach me something, remember?”
That was right - she’d promised her another lesson back on the beach. Frazie shook her hands. “Don’t worry, I didn’t forget! Come on, I know just what to work on.” It’d be a nice break to trade out the mental for the physical for awhile, anyhow. With a mischievous grin, she pushed forward and got her ball rolling again. “Race you to the back!”
“Hey!” Popping up on her own green levitation ball, Lili gave pursuit as Frazie made the most of her head start. “You ARE a cheater!”
“I know it’s a bit harder than a handstand, but I’ve got you. C’mon, deep breath...”
“I’m not scared!” Lili was facing the cabin wall head on, Frazie holding her steady with both hands on her back. “I’m just sensible enough to not run right into a building.”
“No one just nails an unassisted backflip without practice. Now come on... feet up!”
Lili huffed, but braced herself. Knees bent, body poised, she kicked her legs forward and pushed her soles off the wall. With Frazie keeping her steady, she rolled backwards across Frazie’s arm, landing wobblily on both feet.
Once she was sure she hadn’t slipped and cracked her head open, she gasped and pumped her fists. “Holy crap! I did it! Frazie, I did it!”
Snickering, Frazie nodded her approval. “Twelfth time’s the charm. A few dozen more tries and maybe you’ll be able to do one without me.”
They continued their practice, talking as they did. Frazie urged Lili on with tips and praise, comforting her if her heel slipped or she couldn’t get enough momentum. She’d gone through the same thing with her younger siblings and had been trained the same way herself - comfortable nostalgia washed over her watching Lili make stable improvement.
Eventually, Lili started clearing her hands entirely when she leapt. So, sticking close enough to intervene if necessary, Frazie kept back and watched her kick off for her first solo backflip.
Frazie was feeling a little prideful herself when Lili threw her arms up, much like she did. A second later, the girl looked over to see her instructor grinning with her hands behind her back. Realization kicked in, and her eyes went wide.
“Maybe you can start a circus of your own at this rate,” Frazie teased, motioning for her to follow her to the ledge at the far end of the cabin. “Come on, let’s take a breather. If we keep it up, you might not even need the wall anymore,” she explained as she sat down and let her legs hang loose.
Lili shook off her surprise and joined her, still beaming with success, and for a moment, the two girls just kicked back and enjoyed a little rest.
Finally, Lili broke the silence, looking up at her friend. “What’s it like living in a circus, anyway? Do you live with clowns or something?”
Laughing, Frazie shook her head. “Well, they act like clowns sometimes. But no - we’re all acrobats. Me, mom, dad, my grandma, and my siblings. There’s Dion, my older brother, and then Queepie, Mirtala, and Razputin. Youngest, second youngest, and the middle child, respectively. Heck, I think you’re around his age.” She looked down over the edge, her mind wandering off. “He’s psychic, too. He would’ve loved this place... but I figured if anyone was going to take the brunt of our parents’ wrath, it should be me.” She folded her hands and sighed, face falling for a moment. “I hope he’s okay.”
“...Is he cute?”
Frazie gagged. “Ew! How would I know? He’s my little brother!”
Realizing how stupid the question had been, Lili dialed it back a bit. “Sorry, sorry... it’s just, it’s hard to imagine there’s other people that might be as cool as you. Psychic kicks and sick tricks!”
“And in your dating range?”
Lili socked her arm. Frazie had to admit, she had a pretty good punch for her age, laughing as she rubbed the sore spot. “Look... if you never ask anything like that again, I’ll put in a good word for you.”
“You’d better!”
The two shared a chuckle, and Frazie let her worries fall away for now. Her family was a problem for later. Right now, she was going to improve as much as she could, to show them that psychics could be not just good, but useful. It made her gut twist whenever she thought of all the ways it could go wrong... but Milla had been right. She loved them, and they loved her. So she held onto hope.
It was all she had.
Eventually, the camp speakers crackled to life, startling the two. “Attention, campers!” Milla’s voice rang out. “We’re rested, refreshed, and ready to rock! Activities will be resuming momentarily, starting with telekinetic bracelet weaving. If you’re interested, head on down to the campfire. Hope to see you there, darlings!”
The message cut out, and Frazie looked down at Lili with a smirk. “Friendship bracelets?”
“Blegh, do I look like Kitty and Franke?” The girl hopped up, tugging at her arm. “Come on! I’ll show you how to weave a punching bag!”
Frazie chuckled, letting Lili pull her up. She liked this kid.
The sky gleamed a dim orange as the sun made its way downwards, making way for night to fall soon. Frazie was feeling content, after a humble evening of telekinetic weaving, pyrokinetic firestarting, and levitation ball bowling. She was feeling an almost shameful enjoyment of the kiddy activities, given they were a welcome break from risking her neck the entire morning.
It was finally dinnertime, and since they’d spent all those activities together, Lili and Frazie didn’t see much reason to split up now. So the older girl pushed open the front door of the lodge to let them in to the bustling hall.
The first thing she noted, regretfully, was that Milka and Elton were still gone. Their conspicuous absence didn’t seem to bother any of the kids, though - a little cowboy was barely keeping awake while his blonde girlfriend prattled on and on, all whilst another kid with an afro kept an eye on them. Maloof was deep in conversation with some kid with a hat so tall it’d make Dogen jealous. Strange... Frazie had figured the kid wasn’t all that popular.
Their continued disappearance left an uneasy feeling in her stomach, but she trusted the counselors to handle it. Deciding to stamp out those butterflies, she and Lili got in line to get some food instead, and Frazie managed to get some without freaking out about Ford this time. She really was becoming a proper camper.
Frazie couldn’t help but beam as she stepped away, seeing Phoebe and Quentin jamming up onstage like normal. If anything, the girl was playing harder than before, no doubt elated to have a second lease on her drumming. Now, Frazie and Lili just needed somewhere to sit...
“Ooo, there’s a spot!” Lili pointed out, a nice chunk of table with no one else there to bug them. But as Frazie’s eyes swept the room, she saw another possibility.
“How about there?” At the far end of the room, Dogen sat with Clem and Crystal, one of them on each side.
Lili frowned. “I dunno...”
“Please?”
Her lips quirked, but she finally sighed. “Fiiiiiine.”
True friendship was being willing to put up with dummies for each other. “You rock,” Frazie said, guiding them over.
She could make out snippets of their (one-sided) conversation as they approached. “You look so nice without your cap!” Crystal praised, playing with his little hair tuft. “It’s like mine! But small!”
“Yeah! SUPER nice!” Clem agreed. “But if you ever wanted something new, you should try a headband. It’s comfy, fuzzy, and sweat-absorbing! Tooootally recommend.”
“That’s not a hat,” Dogen mumbled to his food as he picked at it, lost in his own little world.
“Well, maybe not technically...”
Their conversation dried up as Frazie and Lili slid in, the teen greeting them all with a smile. “Hey! I just thought I’d check in on you guys.”
“Frazie!” Clem and Crystal cheered, as energetic as ever - perhaps even more genuinely than before. Even Dogen seemed a bit more attentive when she sat down.
“Oh, hi,” the little green child greeted. “I’m doing great! I only blew up one squirrel today.”
Frazie grimaced. “That’s... uh... great!” she murmured, poking at her steak. That was an improvement, right? She hoped. It seemed he still had a ways to go... but he was already doing a lot better.
“Frazie! FrazieFrazieFrazieFrazie!” Clem was leaning on his hands, practically bouncing in place as he demanded her attention. “Guess what!”
Chewing, Frazie raised a brow. “You thought up a new cheer?” God, please, don’t let it be that.
“No! But I can if you want.”
“No, no,” Frazie cut off abruptly. “What is it?”
Crystal took over. “Milla pulled us aside while we were all bowling and told us she had a special vacation for us! She said once camp is over for the summer, we can go visit the Motherlobe for awhile!”
“That’s where all the Psychonauts stay!” Clem explained, hands clasped with glee. “We’ll get to see where real agents live! Isn’t that cool?!”
Almost as cool as escaping their parents. Frazie breathed a silent sigh of relief, sending quiet thanks Milla’s way, wherever she was. “That’s amazing. You’ll keep in touch to tell me what it’s like, right?”
“Of course! We’ll send letters every month!” Crystal claimed.
“Every week!”
“EVERY DAY!”
“Alright, maybe not that often,” Frazie murmured and motioned for them to calm down. “But I’m really happy for you guys.”
Thwack.
What the...? Feeling something wet sticking to the back of her ear, Frazie remembered there was someone here she was less happy with.
Discretely peering over her shoulder, she caught Bobby and Benny sharing a high five over his spitball sniping. Instead of getting mad... Frazie grinned to herself. She’d picked up a few tricks since their last meeting.
Looking back ahead, she directed her mental energy backward, feeling out Bobby’s plate of food and letting her simmering annoyance build up. The bully’s cackling died down as he looked to see his mashed potatoes wobbling around. “Eh?”
A second later, they exploded, splattering his face in creamy goop. He spat and sputtered as all the other kids at his table laughed. “Alright, you turdburgers! Which one of you did it?! I’ll make sure Ford is serving you up on the grill next!”
Plucking the projectile from the back of her head, Lili and Frazie shared a sly snicker. Oh, that felt good.
Good food. Good laughs. Good talks. Good friends. As dinner went on, Frazie couldn’t help but feel satisfied with her humble little evening.
The day had been a lot of things. Exciting, exhausting, terrifying, even painful sometimes. But sitting here, seeing all she’d accomplished and sharing a meal with her new friends...
She knew it’d all been worth it.
“Been a good girl?” Frazie cooed, stroking her tiny horse’s head in her hands. “Yeeeeah you have. Here, I got you some carrots from the camp cook. Yes, I know they smell like bacon.”
Crickets chirped and kids yelled to each other as they headed to their cabins for the night. It was bedtime, and Frazie made sure to check in with Sugarcube first. The little pony whinnied happily as it took a treat from her, chewing away whilst she petted it.
Gently kissing its snout, she left another couple vegetables by it and stood. “Good niiiight,” she sing-songed, heading over to the girl’s cabin.
Inside, it was already lights out, though of course, the room was still atitter with chit-chat and giggling as kids refused to sleep. Feeling around, Frazie located her own bunk and hopped up, lifting herself into bed.
Only once Frazie’s head hit the pillow did she realize just how tired she was - mentally and physically. Running up and down people’s minds half the day, all while honing her long ignored powers. Was this what being a Psychonaut was like? Was it really for her? It was scary, draining... but also thrilling, eye-opening. And underneath it all, another feeling nagged at her.
She wasn’t just tired... she was lonely. Every night for years, she’d shared her bedroom with her whole family, and while that’d had its share of problems, it meant she’d never wake up alone. It was at least somewhat comforting she was still sharing a room with a bunch of people, familiar even... but it wasn’t anything like being with family. Sighing, Frazie rolled over, finding it impossible to get comfy.
It didn’t help that her pillow rustled every time she shifted.
Grumbling, she picked it up, intending to fluff it. In the dark, though, she could barely make out a slip of paper under where it’d been. “Hm?”
Curious, she held it up to the wall, trying to catch some moonlight through the windows. Her eyes narrowed as she scanned it in the dim glow.
Frazie,
Milka and Elton didn’t wander off. They were taken.
Her heart thudded in her throat. Who’d written this? A counselor? A camper? Did they know what they were talking about? It wasn’t signed, but she kept reading.
I might have a lead as to WHO (or what) took them, but I need your help. Head to one of the big stumps littered around camp. Any will do. There’s even one near the cabin bridge. Come alone, and come quiet. I’ll fill you in when you get here.
That was a... really indirect and weird request. Any stump? Was this a prank?
Well, if it was, someone was getting TKed into the lake. But if there was a chance it was legit... the missing campers could be in danger.
Was this really her business? Why didn’t they reach out to the counselors? There must’ve been a reason they chose her. And while she felt it was a bad idea deep down... she wanted to find out why.
Frazie feigned sleep, but her pulse and mind raced the whole time. Eventually, the gossiping and giggling died down, and when she was sure it was safe, she swung her legs off the bed. Quietly lowering herself to the floor, she pulled the cabin door open and stepped out into the cool night air.
As promised, there was a stump over near the bridge. Still feeling silly about it, Frazie started to head over.
Alone in the dark, grass crunching underfoot, Frazie hoped the author knew what they were talking about. Whoever was summoning her, she was about to find out.
Notes:
I did say the chapter was MOSTLY chill, didn’t I?
Chapter 15: Late Night Revelations
Notes:
Frazie's crazy first day isn't over quite yet. There's still a few more surprises in store... and they're big ones.
The usual thanks to SandrC and DeLithiumDragon for betaing!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Frazie wasn’t sure what she’d expected to be waiting for her at the stump. Another camper? An angry bear? Some magic leprechaun ready to whisk her away on a wild adventure?
But nope. The only thing waiting for her was a barren chunk of tree trunk and the hum of crickets chirping in the background.
With a sigh, she sat down on the edge of the wood, resting her cheek in her hand. She guessed whoever had called for her would show up eventually... if they were even coming at all. She just had to kick back and wait.
...And wait. And wait. And wait a little more.
Time passed, and Frazie’s eyes started to droop from how long she’d sat there. ‘Any stump’ her death-defying derrière. She’d known the instructions were too vague to be anything but a dumb prank. Drumming her hands along the stump’s edge impatiently, she was just about ready to leave and head back to bed.
And that’s when her fingers tapped the outline of something in the wood.
“Huh?” The surprise jolting her awake again, Frazie peeked by her legs to spot a small button well-camouflaged inside the bark. Her curiosity getting the better of her, she pressed it down with a little click.
“...AaaaaaAAAAHHHH!” Maybe she should’ve gotten off the log first before she poked it. The top of the stump suddenly popped open beneath her, lifting her up and sending her tumbling backwards to the ground.
Ow. Groaning, she pushed herself onto her hands and knees and crawled back to the log, peering where the top had been. Her breath hitched.
A secret hatch had opened up where she’d been sitting, the wood replaced with a dark tunnel leading into the ground. Only a dim glow at the bottom assured her it didn’t lead to an endless void.
Frazie chewed her lip. Crawling into secret stump tunnels at night was probably, most likely, definitely a terrible idea. But at least she knew the letter wasn’t entirely bogus now, right? Whoever had called for her was surely down there. So, against her better judgement, she finally clambered up over the edge and lowered herself down into the depths.
There didn’t seem to be any footing. She wasn’t afraid of heights - but typically she at least knew where she was going to fall. Holding her breath, she finally let go and dropped.
“Oof!” Fortunately, something soft caught her. She plopped down into the padded seat of a little trolley, still stunned from the fall even as it suddenly spoke to her in an electronic woman’s voice.
“Welcome back, Agent Cruller. Where would you like me to take you?”
“...Whabuhhuh?” Cruller? Like the pastry? Just who the heck was Cruller? She hadn’t heard that name yet. For all she knew she was about to ride this minecart into a bakery... but she didn’t have much choice, now did she? “Uh... take me to whoever owns this place, I guess.”
“You own this place, sir,” the voice chimed. “Having another forgetful day? No worries. Routing to the main chamber for a Psitanium refresh.”
“A wha-?” Frazie was cut off as the cart suddenly jerked forward. “Whooooa...!”
Her ride sped off down the tracks. Frazie had never been on a roller coaster before, but if she had, this was probably what it was like. Twisting and turning through narrow passageways, clinging to the trolley for dear life and praying this surprise ride wouldn’t have a messy end.
But that was exactly where it was heading, because the cart raced towards a solid wall at the end of the path with no signs of stopping. Her heart in her throat, Frazie covered her face and hoped it’d be over quickly.
It was... because the cart stopped on a dime right in front of the wall. Jerking still, Frazie sucked in deep breaths, glancing around like a deer in headlights. “...What now?”
Sproing.
Her and her big mouth. The cart’s seat suddenly punched upward, ejecting her up and out of a hole in the ceiling with a yelp.
Aquatos always landed on their feet, though, and this time was no different. Her feet touched down on solid steel, and for a moment, she was just happy to still be alive.
Then, she got a good look at where she’d ended up and wondered if she had died after all.
It was like nothing she’d ever seen before. A solid metal bridge crossing across an underground cavern, filled with the hum and beeps of a variety of machinery. At the center of it all stood a massive circular platform, an almost magical purple glow emanating from a chunk of crystal placed inside it. As she dared to walk forward and stand over its casing, it made her skin tingle... and her brain, too?
All around her, various camera feeds floated around on transparent screens. There were familiar sights - the cabins, the lake, the parking lot, alongside things she hadn’t a clue about. Police feeds, news headlines, mugshots, documents... information flowing in from all over the world.
“What is this place?” she wondered aloud, turning in slow circles in a vain attempt to take it all in.
She was so wrapped up in it all, she didn’t notice the hand grabbing her shoulder at first.
“Ahhhh, good, you made i-“
Frazie screamed and leapt away. And when she saw who it was, she screamed again. The chef... er... admiral... uh... groundskeeper... hm... Ford, was eying her with his boggly gaze again. This time, he was wearing some sort of green suit that covered every inch of his body below the neck.
He didn’t seem too phased by her howls of terror. All he did was twist a finger in his ear, shooting her an annoyed look. “If you’re gonna keep yelling your head off, could you do it a few steps away? I don’t need a hearing aid yet and I don’t plan on starting today. Criminy.”
Her panic finally died down, the girl still poised on one foot looking like she was about to be mauled. After a moment of calm, she unfurled, swinging her arms down in front of her in disbelief.
“Whoa, whoa, WHOA,” she repeated louder each time. “You’ve been teleporting around camp all day, and now you’re even following me underground?!”
Ford raised a brow, perplexed. “Following you? Missy, this cave here is my sanctuary! If anything, you followed me!”
“But I...!” As much as she wanted to refute that, he regretfully had a point. This time, it was her who’d come to him. She still tried to snap back, but mustered up nothing. “I... you know what? Carry on.”
So he did. “Now as I was sayin’ before you so rudely interrupted... you got my letter. Good.” He gestured back where she’d popped out of. “Sorry the stumps were closed off, but I gotta keep the kids from tumbling into these things willy nilly. Looks like you were smart enough to figure it out, though.”
Right. Smart. Clearing her throat, Frazie perched a hand on her hip. “On that note... you haven’t told me why the heck you sent me on a wild ride to your secret lair yet.”
“Sheesh, you teens are impatient these days.” Ford stepped past her towards one of the screens at the edge of the platform, and now that she wasn’t spooked half to death, Frazie couldn’t shake the feeling he looked a bit different. More confident. More composed. More... lucid?
Ignoring her curious ogling, Ford brought a finger up to start swiping screens in and out of view. “Like I wrote... those young’ns didn’t just wander off. Something took them, but I don’t know exactly what yet.”
Frazie, despite her hesitations, couldn’t help but lean in a bit at the mention of the missing campers. “What makes you so sure?”
“This.”
He pulled a new screen up front and expanded it. It was a view of the lake, centered on a fleet of canoes sailing into focus with Ford himself at the head of them. He paused the footage, zooming in to the corner. “Darned cameras didn’t see what went down... BUT, they did catch this. Lookie here.”
The stream focused on a lone canoe in the corner. Frazie recognized one of the two children manning it.
Maloof.
That kid that’d been getting milkbombed and blamed by Bobby earlier in the day, she recalled. Now, he shared a boat with the tall-hatted kid she’d seen him with at dinner. Her attention thoroughly claimed, Ford started the footage up again. The two boys talked fervently, with the older kid doing most of the mental sailing work while Maloof relaxed on his side of the canoe.
The boy looked off camera, eyes narrowed. It couldn’t be seen, but he seemed to be eying the lone boat straggling behind them. For a moment, nothing happened as he folded his hands over his lap.
Then, Maloof’s eyes shot open wide. In a panic, he tumbled forward in the boat to tug at his friend’s sleeve. He babbled and pointed behind them, but whatever he’d seen wasn’t there. His partner just gave him a confused look.
After a second, Maloof forced himself to calm down and barked an order. His rowman just shrugged and focused forward again, sending them coasting to catch up with the others at three times the speed of before.
Milka and Elton’s boat never entered into view.
Ford shut the feed off. “The kid saw somethin’, and it doesn’t look pretty. What did he see? Well...” He turned his wide gaze to her. “That’s what I called you here to find out.”
“Me?!” Frazie jabbed both pointer fingers at herself. “You call me out to this...” She swung her hands around the room. “This whatever it is in the middle of the night to send me on some errands? I want to help find those two, but you couldn’t be any sketchier even if I drew you on paper.” Crossing her arms, she stood firm as she looked him in the eyes. “Who, are, you? For real this time.”
He met her gaze staunchly. After a moment, though, he finally sighed and paced away. “Ford Cruller. One of the founders of the Psychonauts themselves, now based out here at Whispering Rock dispatching missions to Sasha and Milla when I’m not keeping this place running smoothly.”
Frazie watched him, unbelieving. This guy was one of the leaders of the world’s leading psychic organization? She might not have even known they existed before a few days ago, but that sounded more than a little far-fetched. By day, he flipped flapjacks and raked leaves, by night, he handed out orders in a cave? Did he think she was stupid?
It was hard to argue with the ultra high-tech cavern and spy network, though. Choosing to play along for now, Frazie waved a hand. “Then why don’t you just ask Sasha and Milla to do it?”
“I’ve tried, kid,” Ford replied as he turned back to her. “They’ve told me Coach is on it... but somethin’ ain’t right. His brainwaves ain’t moved far since he crossed the lake, and the kids’ haven’t moved at all. All I get is radio silence when I reach out to him.”
Lips pursed, Frazie threw out the million dollar question. “Then why me? Why don’t you figure things out if you’re one of the greatest Psychonauts?”
Ford glanced away, looking a bit... remorseful? Like she’d asked the impossible of him. It vanished quickly, though, as he met her eyes again. “Because I want you to do it. You’ve performed some miracles today already, and worst comes to worst, the kid isn’t just gonna give up the info. Maybe he repressed it. Maybe he twisted it into something more palatable. Maybe he just plain doesn’t wanna tell anyone. Whatever the case... we need someone ready and willing to head into his mind if need be, not worrying about anything like what HQ might think. Sasha and Milla are dependable, but they’re convinced nothing’s amiss at camp.”
He continued. “You’ve been rising the ranks pretty quick, kid. Started with barely any technique to your name, now I’ve seen you headin’ into heads alone and gettin’ things done. You’ve got talent. Or powerful psychic blood somewhere in your family tree. Maybe both. And that’s exactly why I think you can get this job done.”
No doubt he’d kept an eye on her as he whisked himself around camp all day. The campgrounds... the lodge... the beach... he could’ve been at every spot she’d hopped into minds that day. It was an unnerving thought, but he sounded confident in his decision to call for her.
Frazie listened, but she still didn’t look entirely convinced. After a moment, Ford sighed, running a hand through what remained of his hair.
“Listen,” he said gently. “I know you probably don’t trust me. Strange old guy, sending you down trees in the middle of the night. But I got these young’ns best interests at heart... and I can tell you do, too. Those kids might be in danger.” He extended a hand. “So work with me to make sure they’re not, eh?”
Frazie felt herself soften a bit. He did practically run the camp himself, caring for the campers... and more importantly, there might be lives on the line. For now, she’d just have to ignore the fact he gave her the willies.
Still, she wasn’t about to take his hand just yet. She raised a finger instead. “Alright... I’ll do it on one condition.”
Ford hesitated. “That being?”
“You tell me what the heck is up with you jumping all around camp.”
The man went silent. His far gaze seemed to grow even wider as he stared blankly into the distance. “Just a buncha disguises and a thorough tunnel network. Can’t let anyone know one of the founders of the Psychonauts lives at the campground, ya know?”
...That didn’t sound like the whole truth, especially since every ‘disguise’ was clearly just himself in a different get-up. But that was probably the best she was going to get out of him for now.
Frazie rolled her eyes, but finally stuck her own hand out. “Allllright. I’ll do it. But next time I ask for bacon, you’d better share it.”
The man’s eyes popped open, like she’d just asked him to hand over his firstborn. Shaking her hand, he quickly changed the subject. “You’ve got your mission, kid. Find Maloof, find out what he knows, then follow that lead. Got it?”
She nodded, taking her hand back (and discretely wiping it off on her skirt). “Alright.” Her eyes flicked back and forth. “...Caaaaan I go to sleep now?”
Ford snorted, shaking his head. “I might be just as old, but I ain’t your grandpappy. I’ve said what I needed to. Go on, git! A well rested agent is a successful agent.”
That was all the permission she needed to swivel on her heel and start heading back to the tunnel system. Though as she left, Ford called out to her, stopping her in her tracks. “Good luck out there, Frazie. Maloof’s been acting mighty uppity ever since he started hangin’ with that tough looking feller. And be careful... we don’t know if whatever took them has more targets in mind yet.”
Nodding, she tossed a quick two-finger salute back and lowered herself down to the cart.
Alone with nothing but electronic beeping surrounding him, Ford muttered under his breath. “Hope you’re up to it, kid. Let’s see if you’re proper Psychonauts material...”
Sproing!
Apparently ladders were too passé for a professional Psychonauts agent. Again, the mine cart suddenly ejected Frazie skywards back to the surface after a quick ride.
At least now that she was expecting it, it was actually kinda fun. She pondered if her family could incorporate trolley launch pads into their acrobatic routines somehow. ...Naaaaah, probably too expensive.
As soon as she breached the stump, she rolled forward to land on her feet, sighing. She’d had enough surprises the last fifteen minutes to last a lifetime... but now that she was back at the cabins and alone in the dark again, everything Ford had told her started pecking at her thoughts.
Somehow or another, she’d become the only one who could figure out what’d happened to the kids. Sasha and Milla were relying on Coach, who as far as Ford knew was also indisposed. She’d gone from a complete newbie to an unofficial rent-an-agent, taking on a mission from one of the founders of the Psychonauts themselves. Part of her wondered if she’d actually passed out back at the cabin and this was all just some bizarre dream.
She pinched herself sharply. Ow. Nope. All real.
Which meant tomorrow, she had to have a talk with a certain someone. Her gaze swept towards the boy’s cabin, where she knew someone who’d seen a little too much was sleeping away soundly.
But that was a matter for tomorrow. The fatigue starting to settle back in, Frazie trudged her way to the girl’s cabin, hounded by her newfound information all the while.
Everyone was sound asleep when she crept back in, and she planned on joining them promptly as she climbed up into bed. Nestling into her pillow, she shut her eyes and tried to ignore her roaming brain. She could worry about everything tomorrow after some beauty rest.
It took some tossing and turning, but she finally felt herself relax and start to drift off. Before long, she fell into a deep and troubled sleep.
Sleep far deeper than it had any right being, really.
Everything hung in the typical blurry haze of unconsciousness, where nothing meshed together and yet everything made sense up until you woke up. The kind of fog where you could suddenly teleport from one place to another and think nothing of it.
And yet, despite the dreamy veil over her thoughts, Frazie couldn’t shake the feeling everything was far more real than it should be.
Surrounded by a dark void, the only thing of note was some sort of tower perched below her in the inky black. Where was she, exactly?
With nowhere else to go, she swam down towards it, taking in its unsettling design. It twisted towards the sky (if there even was one here), a giant brain forming the cap of the structure and a window under it letting outsiders peer within.
Frazie floated to it and peeked inside. The strangest blue-skinned man she’d ever seen paced within, a walking fashion disaster mixing aprons and shower caps and stark white coats. When he turned her way, Frazie saw one of his arms was a sharp three-pronged instrument and recoiled. His eyes were green and red, if you could call them eyes anymore, having been replaced with mechanical scopes.
He waved his prosthetic arm as he talked. “There’s no need to be shy now, I’m here to help! You’ve got a serious condition that only I can cure.” He paused a moment, then spoke again a bit harsher. “Come now, you’re just making this procedure harder than it needs to be. There’s no point in hiding!”
Frazie froze. Did he know she was out here? But when he turned his head to his empty dentist’s chair, she realized he hadn’t been talking to her. “You’re strapped in, child. I know you’re there and not going anywhere! So be a good girl and show yourself, and I’ll throw in a nice sugar-free lollipop~.”
Either a sucker was a surprisingly convincing offer or the person he was addressing realized how futile hiding was, because they finally gave in. Suddenly, Milka materialized on the chair, struggling against the bindings on her wrists.
“Ah, there you are!” Loboto waggled fingers both organic and mechanical as he flitted to her side. “See, everything goes much more smoothly when you work with your dentist.”
Milka wasn’t paying him much attention as she continued to pull and grunt. “Let me and my boyfriend go, or, or... or I’ll make you disappear next!”
The mad doctor just laughed. “Ahhhhhh, young love... how cavity-inducing! Revolting, brain-rotting cavities. But luckily for you, getting rid of them is what dentists do! After all... if you’re thinking with your hearts, you really don’t need your minds anymore, now do you?” He left her to head over to a nearby door. “But if you don’t believe me, a second opinion is always available.”
The door slid open at his approach... and both Frazie and Milka screamed.
Inside the new room, Elton sat lopsided and still in a similar chair. He was alive, at least, but the way his lips moved loosely and his big eyes stared at nothing, it was obvious something was wrong. “TV?” he mumbled, his sailor cap tumbling to the ground as he lifted his head.
The doctor was at least kind enough to stoop down and return his hat to him. “See now? Look how happy he is, insanity-free!”
Milka just started struggling harder than ever. Returning to her, Loboto bowed by her side. “Now then, let’s try this again. I’m Dr. Loboto, and I’ll be your dentist-slash-decranialization expert this evening.”
“No! Get away...!”
“Really now, you’re being childish, my dear. Just shut your eyes and this will be over in a moment...” He moved his claw closer to her face, and Frazie tried in vain to somehow push herself through his window to come punch him away.
His metal claws clacked, and Frazie couldn’t bring herself to look... before they expelled a cloud of black powder. Confused, Frazie murmured a soft ‘what’ as Milka’s caught it up her nose and sniffled.
“Ah... ah...!” With a lurch, the girl’s head bucked forward in a monumental sneeze. “AHHHHHCHOO!”
...And sent her brain with it. Frazie gagged with disgust as Milka’s mind flew out, splattering against the far wall. Trying not to be sick, she watched as Loboto clapped his hands together and crossed over to pick it up.
“Ahhhh... there we are. See? Quick and painless! Mostly painless. Feeling better?”
“TV?”
“Exactly!” Casually throwing a tissue over her face, he held her escaped organ up to the sky and cackled. “It’s a win-win, girl! You get cured... and now your brain will be used to accomplish great things! Ahahahaha! Great things indeed! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Frazie tried again and again to shoulder her way in, to throttle the doctor unconscious and take back Milka’s brain, but she was helpless. The more she pushed against the window, the more it pushed back, until it felt like she was actively being forced away.
She was waking up. With one last futile slam of her fist on glass, she felt herself being yanked back to reality.
Frazie jerked up in bed. The endless void was chased away by light streaming through the windows.
Once she realized she was back in the cabin, she held her head, groaning. What the hell had that been about? Everyone had vivid dreams now and then, but that was a level even beyond that. Was her subconscious conjuring up crazy explanations for what’d happened to the missing campers? Or was it something... more?
The dream stuck with her, lingering, clinging to her thoughts like glue as she looked around. Other girls were waking up and chatting, stretching, not a care in the world, even as their fellow campers were possibly getting their brains stolen.
Her gut churning uneasily, Frazie kicked her blanket off and got out of bed, heading outside. She needed some fresh air. Now.
Fresh sunlight and chirping birds greeted her arrival, and as she sucked in a breath, part of her wondered if maybe everything was fine. It’d just been a wild, crazy dream after all. Nothing was wrong, and the campers would show up with Coach at breakfast to share a good laugh at how dumb she was being.
And then Lili practically bowled her over, grabbing onto her waist.
“Frazie!” she called, shaking her. “You won’t believe it! I had the craziest dream.”
Everything she’d experienced washed over her again, and Frazie forced it away. “Uhhhh... what was it?” she asked, hoping it was anything but what she was dreading.
No such luck. “I saw Milka and Elton! And they were in this gross looking tower with an insane dentist doctor guy.” Lili threw her hands up. “He made them sneeze out their brains!”
Something was up. Kneeling down, Frazie took a breath as she met Lili eye to eye. “I had the same dream. Creepy claw hand, sneezing powder, something about television?”
The younger girl went quiet, realization settling in. “You saw it too?”
“The exact same.” And with that knowledge in Frazie’s mind, it was starting to feel less like a dream, and more like a... warning.
Lili scratched her head, looking down at the ground. “You don’t think...?”
“I dunno what to think.” Frazie stood again, looking off towards the wilderness. “But maybe there’s someone who does? I told Sasha I would visit again today. Maybe he has an idea?” Shared, realistic dreams must’ve been, like, Psychonauts 101. Right?
By now, most of the other campers had already meandered off to start their day. Suddenly remembering her encounter with Ford, Frazie snapped her head back. “Oh! Listen, Lili - I’m gonna go find Sasha again and see if he can figure out anything about what we saw. In the meantime, I need you to find Maloof. Can you do that for me?”
“Eh?” Lili looked up, confused. “Why? I know he looks super punchable, but he’s already got enough on his plate.”
“Huh? No, no, I don’t want to bully him, I think he might be able to help us figure out who took Milka and Elton.”
“...Why?”
“A little birdie told me he saw something at the lake.” An old, teleporting, kinda creepy birdie.
Once she understood, Lili tapped her fist down into her palm. “Got it! I’ll go track him down and we can meet up after.”
Giving her a grateful grin, Frazie offered her a fist bump. “Let’s get to the bottom of this. Eh?”
Lili pounded it, perhaps a bit harder than she needed to. “Yeah!”
Chuckling and shaking her sore knuckles, Frazie led the two across the bridge to camp together. At the far end, they split up - Lili headed towards the lodge, and Frazie, disappearing into the woods.
It was time to return to Sasha’s lab.
Notes:
And so the first day’s come to pass. Fifteen chapters. Five powers unlocked. Three new mental worlds explored (four if you count the brief stint with the counselors). And last but not least, the summer camp’s lungfish problem rearing its head.
Thank you all for sticking around this far. I appreciate every reader, every comment, everything. Now let’s see what new things she’ll discover tomorrow, shall we?
Chapter 16: Jailbird
Notes:
Here comes another bigger chapter. Looks like Frazie's starting the next morning off with a bang :P Another day, another adventure.
Another thanks to SandrC and DiLithiumDragon for helping out!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Over the river and through the woods, to Sasha Nein’s lab she went.
The secret hatch was just as she’d left it. She’d lowered the trapdoor enough to obscure it, but not enough to lock it back up. So after a quick ascent up to the highest dome, all she had to do was crack it open and hop on down.
To her relief, Sasha either slept here or made checking into his lab a part of his morning routine. He was standing over his console again - seriously, what was so interesting about that thing? - sipping slowly at a mug of fresh coffee.
“Ah, good morning,” he greeted once he noticed Frazie’s footsteps tapping down the stairs. “You’re here early.”
“It was urgent.” She reached the bottom and leaned over his machine, the man cocking a brow the moment she dared touch his precious thingamajig. “I think Milka and Elton might be in danger!”
Casually, he reached out to nudge her off his technology. “We’ve been over this already, Ms. Aquato. I’ll have you know, Oleander called in to let us know he’s handling it. He’s out searching for them as we speak.”
As he chugged another mouthful of joe, Frazie crossed her arms. “Cruller thinks they’re in trouble, too.”
Pfffbt! Sasha suddenly spat out his sip, sputtering a bit as he wiped his lips. “Hck, guh... you, you spoke with Ford? The real Ford?”
She nodded. While Sasha was shocked anyone else had found out about his true self, he composed himself rather quickly and set his mug aside. “Be that as it may... I’ll tell you exactly what I told him. The situation is under control. Milka and Elton’s brainwaves are still accounted for, and Coach is closing in on them. Frankly, it’s disappointing to see how little faith he puts in Coach’s ability. He’s as valuable a member of the team as Milla and I. He’ll be back with the children sooner or later.”
Frazie groaned a bit in frustration. He wasn’t budging. Ford definitely hadn’t been lying. Nothing short of a direct order would move them, and Ford had no reason to give one until they knew for certain what was up.
Fine. There was something else she was here to talk to him about, anyway. “Alright, alright, forget it! Change of subject. I dreamt about the two of them getting their brains stolen last night, and Lili had the exact same dream. Now what does that mean?”
Sasha let out a curious hum, stroking his chin. “That is rather curious. Typically, a shared dream has some sort of psychic correlation. Either a mental link, an implanted mental structure, or a broadcasted brainwave. I don’t know what it means... but I know how we can find out.”
He paced to his giant machine again, Frazie following behind. “How?”
“With the Brain Tumbler.” He patted the not-hair dryer affectionately, flipping a few switches. “It seems you can help me with my experiment after all. It’s a device that sends a person deep into their own psyche, allowing them to cross through the Collective Unconscious and study their own mental faculties.”
“Uh huh. Uh huh.” Frazie nodded along while he explained. Finally, she raised a hand. “Let’s pretend I understood any of that. How will this help, exactly?”
“It can allow us to review your dream,” Sasha explained. “And if there’s an underlying cause that’s making multiple people experience it... we’ll figure it out.”
That made a bit more sense. Go into her own head, play the memory again, and try and find what it was all about. “So how do we use it?”
Sasha pointed to the front of the machine. “Simply stand there, facing away.”
While he made the final preparations, she did as instructed, taking her place. “Alright,” she murmured, bracing herself for whatever psychic mumbo jumbo was about to happen. “But if I come out of this thing with a new hairdo, I’m gonna be upset.”
Sasha slapped a hand over his face. Not even dignifying her with a response, he flipped the switch, the machine starting to power on behind her.
The Tumbler whirred to life, spinning, glowing. At first, Frazie felt a sort of sucking sensation behind her, a light pressure that tugged at her scalp. Soon, though, it was almost like an invisible force was pulling her mind from her body, drawing her even further beyond where a Psy Portal would lead her.
Seizing up, teeth grit, Frazie’s consciousness slipped away, and though her body stayed still, her mind fell backwards into nothingness.
Now entering:
The Collective Unconscious
The darkness didn’t last long. A second later, it was like someone had flipped a switch and completely filled the void with light. And it was all really, really... blue.
Frazie landed on some sort of outer rim, the entire circle lined with all kinds of doors. Some open, some closed, all leading places she couldn’t even imagine. “Is this really my mind?” she wondered aloud. “Blue isn’t even my favorite color.”
“That’s because it isn’t your mind,” Sasha’s voice replied in her head, making her jump. “As I said... this is the Collective Unconscious, the astral plane where all of mankind’s unconscious minds are linked together. This is only a tiny fragment of it, but you should be seeing representations of all the minds in the general vicinity. Campers, us counselors, and anyone else nearby.”
Frazie’s gaze swept over the doors. So all these were someone in or around the camp? Curious, she walked over and tried one of the closed ones, grunting as she pulled hard. It didn’t budge an inch.
“You’re still a beginner, so many of your mental connections haven’t developed yet,” Sasha quipped. Well, that would’ve been nice to know a second ago.
Leaving the door alone, she stood on the edge of the circle, calling up towards wherever Sasha’s voice was coming from. “Alright... so if this isn’t my mind, then where is it?”
“One of these doors should be yours,” he explained. “All you have to do is find it.”
Find it. Simple enough. Frazie started pacing around, cracking open any unlocked doors she saw. One opened into the familiar cartoony vibrancy of Dogen’s mind, and she promptly shut it again before anything had the chance to blow up in her face. The next revealed a land of heat and sound, and Frazie was relieved to see Phoebe’s mind still in good condition. After that, she popped her head into the next one long enough to see Clem’s safety bubble was still gradually reclaiming the land around it.
There was only one door left. But was it really hers? It sure didn’t look like it.
This one was constructed of thick metal planks, her own hair accentuating the top of the frame and tall towers jutting out around the rest of it. A couple torches lit the frame, their flames not producing any heat. At a glance, it looked... gloomy. And she was anything but that.
Still, she had nowhere else to go. So, taking a deep breath, she stepped up to it and headed inside.
At least the first room looked more like she’d expected. Another void, with the Aquato circus wagon in the center of it all. It filled her with a profound sense of fondness mixed with worry - a joy to see something familiar again, and yet she couldn’t help but fear that her family would jump out of it at any moment.
“What can you see, Frazie?” Sasha questioned in her head, pulling her from her thoughts.
“It’s my family caravan,” she answered, approaching it. No spontaneous angry, betrayed Aquato ambushes, thankfully. She ran her fingers over one of its wheels, the wood feeling exactly how she remembered it. “It’s where I’ve spent my whole life. Annnnd it’s currently on its way across the state to come kick my butt.”
“The carriage is hostile?”
“What? No, I didn’t mean this one, I meant the real one, with my family and... never mind.” She left the wheel, glancing up at the dilapidated door set into its side. “I’m going in.”
Cautiously, she reached up to crack open her second door in a row. Static crackled on the inside, and knowing from Dogen it was likely harmless, she stepped through it. Her body tingled as she passed through the waves, and on the other side...
...Was a lengthy row of steel bars.
“What the?” Her path halted, Frazie tried to back up, but the path had already been replaced by a dismal brick wall. “What?!”
“Frazie!” Sasha spoke up, sounding concerned. “What happened?”
“I’m in jail?!”
“Pardon?” She could hear Sasha hum with thought. “...You don’t happen to have a criminal history, do you?”
Frazie wished he could see the death glare she was shooting at him right now. “No! What the heck is going on?”
She could practically feel Sasha shrugging on the other end. “Not a clue. The mind is a complex, fascinating thing. Sometimes it sends you to wonderlands you could only dream of. Other times, it puts you in a cage.”
“Har, har.” Frazie placed her hands on the cell door, trying to shake it loose without any luck. “Well, what does it mean? How am I going to review the dream from here?”
“I can’t answer that first bit - you’d have a better chance of figuring it out than I. But if you want to find what you saw, you’re going to need to get out of there. I suggest looking around.”
Real genius plan, Mr. Nein. With little other choice, Frazie did just that, scouring the walls with her hands in search of anything out of place. Not a thing. She was well and truly stuck in an empty block. Frustrated, she sat down to think, arms and legs crossed and her brow furrowed. Trapped in her own mind, even if it didn’t feel like it belonged to her. What was a girl to do?
Wait for help, apparently. Her head tilted back up, noticing something outside her cell. The instant she stopped being alone, she was aware of it. Her visitor stood out brightly, stark white fur contrasting heavily with all the doom and gloom outside her container.
It was a rabbit, yet clearly not at the same time. Its proportions were all wrong. “Huh?” Frazie got up on her knees and crawled towards it, steadying herself against the bars. “What are you doing here, little guy?”
That’s when she noticed it had a set of keys in its mouth.
Her eyes snapped to them. Every part of her wanted to yell for it to bring her the keyring, but she didn’t want to startle it away. “Heeeeeey!” she said quietly, doing a poor job curbing her eagerness. “I could really, really use those. I’ll be your best friend forever if you share,” she pleaded, extending her hands through the bars.
The critter looked up at her fondly, tilting its head. It seemed to like her.
...But it didn’t like her that much. After a moment, it spat the keys out on the floor and bounded away, stopping and looking back at her expectantly.
“Grrr...!” The bunny just lost out on a best friend forever. Still, she could make this work. Reaching out with her mind, she gingerly picked the keys up, hovering them over to her hand. “There we go.”
“Something the matter, Frazie?” Sasha checked in as she freed herself.
“There’s a rude little rabbit in here,” she explained as she stepped out, shooting the creature a look. The critter just looked back at her innocently, wiggling its tail, still hoping she’d follow it.
Pocketing the keys just in case, Frazie looked up when Sasha hummed again. “Curious. An unfamiliar animal entity is often a sign of a primal fear or memory. I suggest you follow it... it could lead somewhere important.”
Like the tower she’d seen. With a sigh, Frazie begrudgingly forgave the bunny for its egregious sin. “Fine. Lead the way, BFF.”
Squeeing, the rabbit hopped off, and Frazie walked after it. The area outside her cell wasn’t any cheerier than the inside. She was surrounded by dreary walls, covered in water droplets and moss, lit only by the glow of dim torches. A dark sky hung over where the ceiling should’ve been, but she had no chance of reaching it. The walls were so high, she couldn’t get up even with Levitation.
It was like she’d been whisked to the bleakest castle in existence. Or at least its dungeon.
As unsettling as it was, it was at least consistent. Consistency quickly flew out the window, though, when she came across chunks of meat lying all over the place. Huge slabs resting along the sides, flanks and filets hanging from the walls by hook. Now it wasn’t just unnerving, it was weird. “You’re sure this is my brain, Sasha?”
“Positive.”
She clearly needed a therapist, in that case. Trying not to dwell on what this all could represent, she focused on following her guide. It was somewhat comforting, watching his cheery white form hopping along a place that’d otherwise be entirely constricting.
They walked in silence. More cells lined the walls, but they were all bare. Her gaze shifting back and forth, she wondered how long she’d have to follow her new friend.
After a time, something strange popped up on the path. A bright beam of light shone down, and the bunny passed through it undeterred. Unable to go around it, Frazie followed after, humming with thought. Did this place really need two different light sources? Even if she appreciated something a bit more effective.
Bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
The instant her foot touched the glowing ring, an alarm blared. Her head whipped around, unable to see where it was coming from - it was like it was surrounding her, roaring from every direction. Her gaze rose to the sky again... and she gasped aloud.
There were a couple gargantuan watch towers on each side of the path, towering over the walls. They gleamed down at her, their lights travelling to focus entirely on Frazie. And their design stood out in a way that shook Frazie to her core. They looked a lot like...
The pounding of footsteps stole her attention. On both sides of her, dozens and dozens of censors poured out of nowhere, stampeding down the hall with stamps held high. Regrets soared down from above, and Doubts pooled around her feet.
She was surrounded.
“Uhhhh... Sasha?!” Frazie called, panicked.
“Frazie, what’s wrong?”
“Get me out of here, now!”
He didn’t need to be told twice. One second, the army of goons was inches from beating her to a pulp. The next, she felt herself being jerked away up into the sky, both sides colliding into nothing as she escaped back to reality.
Frazie bent over, falling to her knees on the lab floor, sucking in breath after breath. In an instant, Sasha was by her side, clutching her shoulders. “Frazie! Frazie, what happened?”
Once she’d recovered from her near-death experience, she shook her head. “Baddies were everywhere! I tripped some kind of alarm. There were watchtowers, and they...”
“They...” Both towers had a dual set of lights, looking a bit like glowing eyes. One tower, bearded, a thin crack over one of its beacons. The other, sporting curly eyelashes and a voluminously wide nest of hair. Both of them glaring down at her. “They looked sort of like... my parents.”
That gave Sasha pause. He let her go, offering her a hand up as he pondered. “Tell me... do you have a troubling relationship with your family?”
Frazie took it, thinking carefully about how to respond. “Well, we’ve got our problems. Everyone does. And they’re the reason it took me so long to get started with psychic training. But I definitely don’t hate them!” She crossed a hand over her heart, as if the very idea hurt her. “I love them. My entire family is precious to me! So why are they...?”
Sasha tapped his chin. “A potential representation of them stifling your psychic growth, perhaps? Of course, like I said, the mind is complex. It could mean any number of things. Possibly even more than one.”
“I guess...” It made sense, but what it meant didn’t matter. Everything she’d seen had been troubling, and she really didn’t want to think about it any more at the moment. But there was one more thing she was wondering about in particular. “There was also a lot of... meat?”
Sasha looked at her strangely, but simply paced back to his computer. “I was picking up some psychic interference, but I can’t pinpoint from where yet. An unusual element you can’t trace to yourself is typically a sign of brainwaves overlapping.”
“So you’re saying, like... my mind was mixed with someone else’s?”
“Precisely.”
Frazie shivered at the thought. Who had she been paired with? Lili? No, that couldn’t be it. And did that mean the prison aspect wasn’t hers, either? She really hoped so, but if that wasn’t hers... then what part of her brain was?
Frazie figured it’d be better for her sanity to suppress that line of thought for now. More importantly... the mission was a failure. “I couldn’t keep following the rabbit...”
“That’s quite alright.” Sasha rested his hands on his console, likely typing in notes and data to assist with his little experiment. “If it truly wanted you to follow it, it’s likely still waiting for you. We can send you back in once you’ve worked on your training a little. I can think of a few tricks that’d help you make it past that particular obstacle.”
“And you’re going to teach me them now?”
“In time, Frazie. In time.” Reclaiming his mug, he sipped his drink. “There’s no need to rush science. We can revisit it later today and see if we make progress.”
“Uggggh.” You could definitely rush science when her stay here was on a time limit and lives were possibly on the line. But regardless, this whole excursion had been a bust. She still had no idea where the dream came from or how valid it was, and all she’d learned was that something in her head was very, very wrong.
It was time to shelve the Tumbler for now. If she was lucky, maybe Lili had figured out where Maloof was while she was gone.
At least she had something else she could work on. She headed for the stairs, ready to go find her. “Alright, I’ll come back later.” As she climbed, though, a thought came to her. “Hey, Sasha?”
“Yes, Frazie?”
“Can you do me a favor? At least try to reach out to Coach?”
His typing stopped briefly. “If that will put you at ease.” To her relief, he pressed a finger to his head. At least he was willing to do that.
“Thanks.” Satisfied, she ran up the rest of the stairs. It was time to reconvene with her friend.
After she’d left, Sasha reached out, honing in on Coach’s distant mind. “It’s been awhile, Oleander. Status report?”
In his mind, a response blared back. “Working on it!”
“It’s been a day, Oleander. Surely picking up a couple children shouldn’t be this difficult?”
“Ah... it isn’t, normally, but theeeey’re... in a cave system! Wandering this maze has been one big headache.”
“Hmm.” A suitable enough excuse. “Would you like one of us to come over and assist, then?”
Coach’s reply was sharp and instant. “No! No, no, no. If I can navigate the trenches, I can handle these tunnels! Just... errrr... it might take me a few more hours. Half a day, at most.”
“I see.” The kids brainwaves were still doing fine. They must’ve found some sort of sustenance, and he had no reason to distrust his coworker. Still... if things took too long, it might be best if he or Milla headed over to lend a mental hand anyway. He’d bring it up with her later.
Frazie didn’t have to go far to find Lili. After exiting the GPC’s barbed wire corral, she spotted her friend standing at the crossroads across the river, looking frantically in all directions.
The instant she spotted Frazie, she shouted out to her. “Frazie!” The two met in the middle, and Frazie could see the girl huffing and puffing up close.
“You ran here?” Frazie noted, crouching a bit to look at her. “Did you find Maloof?”
Lili sucked in one last deep breath.“I didn’t just find Maloof!” she exclaimed, gesturing off towards the lake. “I was down at the beach when I spotted him and Mikhail up on the bridge leading back to the cabins. I was about to chase after them, but then I saw... I saw...!”
“You saw?”
Lili shook her head sharply, her pigtails bouncing with each movement. “You need to see it for yourself.”
“I do?”
“You do!” Lili snagged Frazie’s hand and pulled, grunting. Frazie let her tug her along, hopelessly confused. “I moved them to the Lodge!”
“Them?” Frazie wondered what she could’ve meant... and then it clicked.
Them.
“I brought them here after I found them.”
In a small side room attached to the dining hall, a cozy little television room was arranged. A big set sat in the corner, with a bunch of beanbag chairs and other seats scattered around so all the kids could gather up for a movie night.
At the front of the comfy pile, Milka and Elton sat, attention locked firmly on the screen.
At a glance, you’d just think the two kids were a young couple enjoying some cartoons together... except for the part where they were drooling all over themselves and staring off into space. Frazie dropped down, giving Elton’s shoulder a shake. “Hey! Cabin boy! Anyone home?”
“Haaaackey saaaaack.”
His head lolled lazily to the side, and Frazie felt her stomach twist. Now it was certain... it hadn’t just been a dream, it was a recording. Their brains really had been blown out.
Even Lili seemed a bit off-put as she drummed her fingers together and explained. “Right before I ran after Maloof, I heard something splash behind me. I turned and these two were just... walking out of the lake together! They wouldn’t respond no matter what I did. Not even when I gave Elton an Indian Burn!”
Frazie winced. Yeah. If that didn’t provoke a reaction, they were 100% brainless. For a moment the two girls sat in silence, thinking, while the two zombies reclined and flapped their lips soundlessly. Finally, Lili spoke. “So what do we do now?”
“Now?” Frazie stood up again, reaching down to tip a leaning Milka back into place. “Now, we need to get to Maloof and get to the bottom of this ASAP!”
“Yeah!” Pumped up, Lili waved for Frazie to follow, and she did just that. “To the cabins! Let’s get him!”
“Non-violently, of course?” Frazie clarified as they jogged out of the building.
“Riiiiight. Right, right.”
The rope bridge clattered and shook as they charged across it. At the far end, a couple girls were standing guard.
One of them lifted a hand. “Stop right there! They need to pay the Psitanium tax, don’t they, Franke?”
“We don’t have time for this!” Frazie snapped right back. Giving them no mind, she reached the far side of the bridge and leapt high, soaring overhead and twisting down behind the kids.
Lili? Lili just plowed through them.
“Ow!” The redhead shook a fist at her as they ran past. “Don’t you ever lay a hand on Kitty again!”
“I’ve always wanted an excuse to do that,” Lili muttered under her breath.
With nothing else to stop them, the duo made it back to the sleeping area. It was mostly empty, all the other campers having spread out around the rest of Whispering Rock. But if they listened closely, they could make out quiet chatter and thudding noises coming from the boy’s cabin.
Lili and Frazie looked at each other, sharing a nod. Without a word, they stepped up to it and cracked open the door.
Inside, Maloof and his accomplice were at work. Maloof pointed out a bed at the upper half of one of the bunks, and his friend nodded. He extended a hand, encompassing it in an energetic glow, and grunted. Frazie’s eyes shot open when the bed straight up cracked and ripped away from its sibling, the bunks split apart as the upper one was placed gently on the floor.
Frazie had just enough time to spot a notecard marked ‘Bobby’ labeling it before Maloof picked it off and tore it in half. Normally she’d be more than okay with someone sticking it to the bully, but it seemed a bit over the top when the older kid started ripping its headboard off, all while Maloof sat back and observed.
“Whaaaat are you two doing?” Lili asked, drawing their attention.
The two boys spared them a glance, then promptly went back to work. “We’re making a desk for my new office,” Maloof answered off-handedly.
“Are you supposed to be stealing people’s beds?” Frazie added.
“Are you supposed to be in the boy’s cabin?” he shot right back. “Do you have a point?”
Frazie didn’t appreciate the attitude... but she wasn’t here to bicker, she was here for information. So, she shook her head. “Not really. But I do have a question.”
“Maloof not have time for interrogation,” the older boy answered for him in a thick Russian accent.
“No, no, let’s see what they have to say,” Maloof interrupted with a hint of intrigue.
Lili looked up at Frazie, knowing she was the one that’d wanted this. Nodding, the older girl stepped forward, addressing him. “I know you saw something happen to Milka and Elton at the lake yesterday. Care to share?”
“Hmmmm.” The young boy eyed the ceiling, lost in thought. “Could I share? Yes, I very well could. But will I? No.”
“...What?” Thrown off, Frazie spoke again. “Why not? Those two could be in danger!”
“That’s no concern of mine, now is it?” Maloof scoffed, ignoring her to focus on the construction of his new furniture. “The kids at this camp are cruel. If a couple of them have an accident... that’s the grown-ups problem, not mine.”
“This is serious! There could be lives at stake.”
Maloof rolled his eyes, but finally looked her way again. “Very well. If it’s that important, I suppose you’d be willing to part with a hundred thousand Psitanium arrowheads for it?”
Frazie’s jaw dropped at the insane amount. “I don’t have that kind of money!” She leaned down to whisper to Lili. “Those count as money, right?”
Maloof immediately lost interest in her. “Then I suggest you head outside and start digging around.”
Why the heck was every kid at this camp trying to shake people down?! Bunch of little thugs. Well, Frazie wasn’t going to stand for this highway robbery.
“You know I’m older than you, right?” Frazie pointed out, cracking her knuckles. “And not a bad psychic, either. What if I just gave you a telekinetic wedgie until you spilled the beans?”
So much for non-violently. But to her credit, she’d said that before the boy put everyone at risk by keeping critical information to himself. And to his credit, he didn’t so much as flinch at her threat. He answered calmly and coldly.
“Then I suppose you’d have to speak with my associate first. Mikhail?”
“On it, boss.”
His assistant looked up from the former bed to turn to Frazie. She just crossed her arms, unimpressed... for about five seconds. When the boy lifted his fingers to his temple, she let out an ‘oof’ as a surprisingly powerful telekinetic grip squeezed down on her.
Mikhail yanked her up as easily as if she were a little doll. She twisted as easily as one, too. Lili gaped in horror as the boy jerked Frazie’s limbs in wild directions, curving her backwards into a circle and looping her own arms together. Frazie cried out as her body cracked a few times and hissed in pain, teeth grit, unable to do a thing in his grasp. It was incredibly lucky that she was flexible as heck, or this would hurt five times worse than it already did.
“HEY! Let her go, right now!” Lili ran over to wail on Mikhail’s chest, but he didn’t even flinch. He just gave her a brief enough look to let her know if she kept it up, she’d be joining her friend.
Maloof didn’t seem in any hurry to listen to Lili’s complaints. But finally, he shrugged. “Very well. Mikhail, drop her. I believe she’s learned her lesson.”
“As you wish.” Frazie was flooded with sheer relief as she felt her body loosen up. It only lasted a second, though, because next thing she knew, she was being flung out of the cabin.
“GAH!” She landed in a heap, moaning painfully. She’d already been plenty sore from getting twisted around without the sudden impact making it worse. Lili ran out to her, kneeling by her side, while the two boys watched from the cabin door.
“Let that be a lesson to you,” Maloof called. “When both parties are psychic, the playing field’s even.”
“Will be happy to teach more if you return,” Mikhail tacked on. “Will show Telekiliminator next. Much, much worse.”
Just the thought of something worse than that made Frazie break out into a cold sweat. While Lili worked to get her back on her feet, the other kids slammed the door shut. A loud thump rang out from the cabin, and by the time she’d finally sat up properly, Frazie could see they’d levitated an entire bunk in front of the door.
Rubbing her aching arms, Frazie groaned. “That could’ve gone way, way better...”
Lili patted her back sympathetically, making her wince as she touched a knot. “For what it’s worth, you were pretty kickass back there, Frazie.” She pursed her lips. “Up until the point he made you a pretzel, anyway.”
“Thanks. Now my dignity hurts only slightly less than my spine.”
Frazie had felt bad for the kid before. Now... he was kinda a jerk. And that was putting it mildly. Climbing back to her feet and cracking her back, she stared at the hut in deep thought. How were they going to get to him?
She sure as heck wasn’t going to dig up the entire camp looking for Psitanium. That request was completely ridiculous, even if she wasn’t on a strict time frame. No... they needed to think outside the box.
And Frazie had an idea. “Well, if he’s not going to share what we need to know... I guess we’ll just have to take it instead.”
“That didn’t go so well, like, five minutes ago,” Lili pointed out.
“Well, this time...” Frazie pulled out her Psy Portal, giving it a flip. “It’s gonna be an inside job.”
Lili’s eyes lit up with devilish delight. “I love the way you think. But how are we going to get it on him?” she asked, pointing out the barricade.
“Goooood question. There’s gotta be a way...” They’d have to figure it out themselves, though. Crouching low to keep hidden, Frazie motioned for Lili to follow, and the two crept around the cabin exterior.
It didn’t take long for Frazie to notice the windows were a great opportunity. They were composed criss-crossing meshs of metal that formed a sturdy fence, but lacked any sort of glass. if she squeezed, she could wedge her Psy Portal riiiight through one of the holes. “You thinking what I’m thinking?” she whispered to Lili.
“Oooooh yeah.”
Letting her mind take the little door from her hand, Frazie peeked through the window, waiting for the right moment. The boys were hard at work trying to turn the ripped-off frame into table legs, oblivious to the girls still lingering around.
Frazie only had one shot. If they caught her... she didn’t even want to think about what the Telekiliminator was like. So, concentrating as much as she possibly could, she levitated the door through the grate, waited, and...
Fwip! She tossed it at the back of Maloof’s head, praying with all she had that it’d work. The boy barely seemed to notice as it latched onto him and flipped open, spilling light.
Jackpot! Frazie offered Lili a quick high five, and the girl gladly took it. “You with me?” she whispered, gesturing to the door with her eyes.
Beaming with glee, Lili bobbed her head. “Yes! This is so exciting!”
Exciting... and dangerous. Frazie had a hunch Maloof wouldn’t give up the info without a fight.
But without Mikhail in the picture, they at least stood a fighting chance. The girls focused together, honing in on the open portal, minds grasping out to latch onto it through the wall.
One by one, their consciousnesses floated up out of their bodies. Seamlessly seeping through the holes in the windows, their energies swirled around each other as they dived together into the depths of Maloof’s mind.
Now entering:
Maloof’s Mafia Metropolis
Notes:
What the heck is up with Frazie's mind? What dangers lie in store in Maloof's mentality? And what on earth is Coach doing? ...Wait, we know that last one. But there's still many mysteries afoot, starting with the first brand new mental world of the day! Second, if you count the fresh twist on the Brain Tumbler Experiment.
Chapter 17: The Godson
Notes:
I took some time to plan this world out a bit more - characters, locations, major events. I already had it mostly figured out, but the fine details took a little longer.
Thanks again to SandrC and DiLithiumDragon for betaing! And for assuring me things still came out well even when my brain says no :P
Also, Happy Halloween, folks!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Sensations flooded Frazie when she finally touched down. She took in the smell of the sea, the shrill cries of seagulls, and the darkness of a dreary night touching everything she could see.
On one side of them, docks, lone boats bobbing on gentle waters. On the other side... a sprawling cityscape. Skyscrapers as far as the eye could see, in a medley of darker colors. Purples, blues, grays, all painting the town in shadows and deep tones accentuated by the occasional glow of a window.
“Whoa.” Frazie hadn’t been in cities very often, and when she had, never one this big. Heck, she didn’t think any real city actually was this big. The buildings all seemed to stretch towards the sky, reaching unfathomable heights and disappearing out of view.
It was like having a child’s eye view, she felt.
“Hup!” Hearing Lili pop into existence beside her, Frazie watched the girl take in their surroundings much as she had. “Huh. Maloof sure thinks big for such a little guy.”
“Yeah.” It just made everything feel all the lonelier, without another soul in sight. It also meant they had a looooot of ground to travel. “So where do we start?”
Lili went to respond, but suddenly clammed up, putting a finger to her lips and cocking her head to the side. Frazie listened in, catching some gruff muttering not too far away.
They weren’t alone on the docks.
The two of them quickly slipped to a nearby shipping container, pressing themselves against it and peeking around the side. Off in the distance, a trio of men stood under a light, talking amongst themselves.
Well, if they even counted as men. They had pinstripe suits in various colors, sharp fedoras, gloves, stark shoes of black and white... and nothing else. Though they had a variety of body types, stick thin and top heavy and rotund, there wasn’t actually anyone wearing them. Faceless goons, speaking with lips that didn’t actually exist.
“What’s the boss want?” one grunted, a toothpick hovering where his teeth would be. “If I’m gonna be smelling fish all night, I at least wanna know what’s so freakin’ urgent.”
“Does it matter?” another said. “The Don calls, you come running. Or do yas wanna get on his bad side?”
The toothpick suddenly snapped, as if bitten in half. “Whatevas. Let’s get this over with,” the suit grunted, spitting it out.
The last one ushered for them to follow, heading off down the pier. “Come on, he’s expectin’ us...”
The suits walked away, making for a small warehouse nearby. The girls kept on their tail, keeping out of sight up until the goons approached one of the building’s shutters. The biggest one knocked loudly, and after a second, the door slid aside enough for someone to confirm their identities and let them in.
Once the coast was clear, Lili slipped out of cover to head after them. “Come on! I bet they know what we’re looking for.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.” Frazie’s arm whipped out to stop her by the collar of her shirt. “They might just be clothes, but that doesn’t mean we should go looking for a fight. And we don’t know who else might be in there.”
Grumbling, Lili turned back around. “Alright, then what’s the plan, then?”
What was the plan? Her eyes drifting over the building, Frazie mulled over their options. “There!” Instead of trying to head in through the front, there was a window perched above a bunch of pipes they could peer through. “Let’s see what we’re dealing with.” If they were lucky, they wouldn’t even have to head inside.
It was a less direct scheme, but Lili could still get behind it. So, together, the two of them ran to the building’s side and bounced off their levitation balls right up to the vantage point.
“Now let’s see...” Frazie cupped her eyes and peered inside. She was immediately glad they hadn’t barged right in.
The warehouse was a lot bigger on the inside. A lot, a lot, a looooot. Instead of shelves and boxes, the interior looked more like a giant parlor, with a second floor and all kinds of ritzy furniture. Brightly lit, a massive meeting table filled a chunk of it while comfy chairs, pool tables and fancy rugs dotted the rest. It was more a hideout than a storage; more a mansion than a hut.
It had enough people to fill a mansion, too. A lot more suits strutted around, of all sizes and colors, and they weren’t alone. Censors were apparently allowed in the gang too, because a bunch of them were making themselves at home, donning bowlers and trilbies as they tried to make pool work with their wonky proportions. To her chagrin, a couple of them were even taking after the thugs, looking twice as tall and five times as beefy as their weaker counterparts.
Yeah. Definitely a good thing they hadn’t entered. Despite the huge crowd, the leader of it all still managed to stand out - as did his two right hand men.
Maloof sat at the head of the room, and he’d gotten a spiffy new look. A stark black suit with a rose pinned to the lapel, and though his face was calm, there was an underlying malice gleaming in his eyes. As he reclined at his desk, his biggest enforcer stood with arms folded by his side. Unlike the other walking outfits, this one was a heavy jacket and jeans, with a wooly hat big enough to hide anything it wanted inside.
Frazie had a few good guesses who that was meant to represent. The other one though... she had no clue.
Maloof was using a squat little white suit as a footstool. It seemed the exact opposite of high-ranking, and yet even as its boss dug its heels into its back, it fretted over loads of paperwork and plans scattered around the floor. The poor thing clearly got no respect despite all the work it was doing.
But Frazie didn’t have time to pity it. With the last few gang members arriving, Maloof finally looked up from his desk, snapping his fingers to draw everyone’s attention. While the assembled crooks turned to their boss, the girls telekinetically pried a panel from the window, allowing all their chatter to ring out loud and clear.
“Gentlemen.” Maloof stood up, walking right over his little assistant’s paperwork and making it whine as he paced before his crew. “It does my heart well to see you all here on such short notice. You see... there’s been an upset.”
Adjusting his collar, the young man held the reverence of the entire clothing crowd as he talked. “It seems a couple little ladies have taken interest in a memory of mine. The price for it is set, but you don’t get far in this business without planning ahead.”
“Little?” Frazie murmured to herself in disbelief.
Maloof snapped his fingers again, and this time, a couple strong suits lugged something to the front of the parlor. A shivering memory vault, looking absolutely terrified amidst a crowd of thugs. Interest piqued, Frazie and Lili pressed themselves against the glass as they watched the guards drop off their payload.
The young Don put a hand on it, and though the creature squeaked, it didn’t dare budge with an entire gang surrounding it. “Just to be safe, we’ll be moving this information to a more secure location over on Memory Lane. That’s where you lot come in.” Waving a finger, he started picking suits out of the crowd. “Mugsy, Rocky, you’re driving the truck. Pinhead, Dirty Dan, Fat Tony, you’re loading her up. The rest of you... be prepared to defend it at a moment’s notice. With luck, our clients will either play along or buzz off. But if not... if they get any wise ideas... we’re going to have to make them regret their hubris.”
A few chuckles bubbled from the crowd, and some nods. Now that was an order they could accept, if not get behind. After a moment, Maloof glared out over his crew, waving a hand. “What are you all waiting for? Get moving!”
Startled, his chosen few rushed to their positions. While a couple ran for the door, a few approached the startled safe and started lifting. With a grunt, they hefted it up...
...And dropped it back down when one of the goons fumbled it. “Oops.”
The safe landed with a loud squeal, immediately making Maloof flick his head their way. The guilty lackey drummed his fingers together. “My bad, boss?”
“Tony, Tony...” Maloof stepped up to the man, offering him a sympathetic hand. “It’s okay. Accidents happen.”
The suit sighed with relief. Then, Maloof called to his prized enforcer. “See to it he gets a new pair of cement shoes, capiche?”
“Wait, what?!” In an instant, Mikhail’s representation was on him, lifting him wholly with one hand and dragging him away. “You said accidents happen, boss! You said it!”
“I did,” he admitted. “I never said I forgave them. No one embarrasses me. Not anymore.”
The unlucky goon was pulled out of the room, kicking and shouting. A deep silence covered the crowd as he went... until Maloof snapped his fingers again. “Quit slacking! There’s work to be done.”
Back outside the window, the girls grimaced. “He’s power tripping,” Lili murmured.
“Juuuuust a little.” Frazie shook her head, trying to shake what she’d seen. Don’t dwell on it, she told herself. It’s just some mental entity. She blasted little lawyers with ease... one fake mobster wasn’t a big deal. And yet, the way he’d been so easily betrayed and punished left her chilled. “Alright... that incident aside... we’ve gotta get to that vault.”
“The vault they’re about to put in a truck and drive somewhere?” Lili clarified.
“Right.” A pause. A second later, the sound of an engine revving across the building rumbled out. “Uh oh.”
Jumping into action, the two of them leapt down from their hiding spot and raced around the back of the warehouse. They arrived just in time to watch a transport truck pull away from the building.
“It’s getting away!” Frazie said, watching it disappear into the distance. “We’ve gotta-“
She paused. Slowly glancing to the side, she could see the poor goon from earlier trying to wobble around in some new rock solid loafers, a few of his fellows having a laugh at his expense. “Aw, geez, guys... these are really uncomfortable.”
“...I guess Maloof’s not too far gone yet?” A rough nudge from Lili got her focused again. “Right! After it!” With a hop, Frazie called up her levitation ball and balanced on top.
“Let’s go!” Lili mimicked her, and the two were in pursuit in a blur of orange and green. As much as Frazie loved her new power, this wild ride wasn’t fun and games... they had to catch up to that vehicle before it got away.
The streets were bare aside from empty cars parked off to the sides, the girls smashing seamlessly through figments as they gave chase. With no traffic or civilians to look out for, they were free to gradually gain on their target as it wound through the city streets.
But that made them easier to spot, too.
On the passenger side, a shirt cuff stuck out to adjust the side mirror, jolting with surprise when the two of them appeared in it. “Geez! Da boss was right!”
“Eh?” The driver poked his head out long enough to confirm it. “Pff. A couple dames on bouncy balls? That’s what the Don’s worried about? I’ll shake ‘em. And you... deter them.”
The truck roared, its engine pumping up as the driver floored it. “Hey!” Frazie snapped, leaning forward and increasing her momentum.
Fwip!
It was a small sound, but one that made her blood run cold. The shrill whip of a bullet whizzing right by her head.
Just because it’d only be a mental wound didn’t mean Frazie planned on being shot today. And she definitely wouldn’t let Lili be, either. Swerving to the side, she positioned herself in front of her friend and threw up her shield just in time to deter a round of gunfire from the passenger side.
“Eep!” Lili was tough, but even someone like her would jump when they had a tommy gun unloading on them. “Thanks for the cover,” she called, trying not to bump into Frazie from behind as projectiles pinged off her barrier. But while the goon was keeping them at bay, the vehicle was free to add more distance between them, swerving around a corner. “How are we gonna catch up?!”
Taking the brief respite to rest her shield, Frazie thought quickly as they barreled around the intersection. They needed to slow that thing down, and they needed to keep themselves safe from the gunman. Her eyes drifted to the truck’s wheels, and her advanced training from the prior day popped into mind.
“Follow me!” Frazie protected herself again, pushing to roll as fast as she could. The air split with the crack of gunfire once more, and Frazie soldiered them through it.
The instant there was a breather, she swerved to the other side of the road, a finger to her temple and focus in her mind. Channeling that energy, she unloaded some psi blasts on the back wheel, slamming the tire with her newest trick.
The force made the truck jump, but a blunt blow wasn’t going to do any good. It just made the driver cry out. “They’re firing back!”
“With what?!”
“I don’t freakin’ know! Keep shooting!”
Rounding another corner, the gunner goon sent another volley, forcing the two to dodge. Rather than follow right after, though, Frazie guided them onto the sidewalk. “This way!”
A tall wooden fence blocked off an alley, but it wasn’t tall enough to stop a couple gals on levitation orbs. Easily bouncing over it, they rolled through the shortcut, knocking trash cans and litter aside before popping out on the other side - right ahead of the truck.
“Aahhh!” both the girls and the gangsters screamed in unison. Frazie plucked Lili right off her ball and rushed forward, out of the vehicle’s path.
It raced right on by, and once the surprise wore off, the two of them were giving chase again, much closer now. With the back of the truck right up ahead, the shooter was having trouble getting a lock on them.
With another brief moment for the two to think, Lili surprised Frazie with her next idea. “Throw me up top!”
“What?!”
“They can’t hit me up there! I’ll try and melt through the roof! You keep working on the wheels!”
Frazie’s mind screamed a dozen reasons why she shouldn’t, but she finally nodded. “Alright...!” She wasn’t too keen on letting her friend ride a barreling vehicle, but Lili made a pretty dang good point. “Just be careful,” she tacked on, guiding the two of them to the side of the truck.
The driver poked his head out to gape at the two girls rolling right by his side. “What the hells do you two think you’re doing?!”
“This!” Frazie grabbed for her partner and spun, flinging her towards the roof of the car. To her relief, Lili latched on, grunting as she lifted a leg over the top.
“You crazy bastards...!” With a sharp turn of the wheel, Frazie was forced to back off and let the truck roll ahead as it tried to ram her. “Pass me the tommy, you useless mook!”
Things were escalating quickly. The driver was alternating between swerving madly, trying to throw Lili off, and unloading vicious bursts of bullets back at Frazie. Popping her shield up as needed, she kept good on her half of the plan and rolled to the far set of wheels.
She could whale on it for awhile and eventually break a tire off, but that’d take too long. Priming her mind again, she focused her Psi Blasts, trying to will up the piercing shots she’d managed earlier.
The first few shots rocked the car, but the tire kept rolling on its not-so-merry way. Concentrating harder, Frazie fired again, relieved to see a small nick in the rubber. “How’s it going up there?” she called, continuing to chip away at it.
“Poorly!” With the vehicle on a high speed rampage, Lili was stuck rolling and clinging to the top, hardly able to focus let alone stand. When she could, she poured heat into the metal, but she wasn’t having much luck.
Which just meant Frazie would have to make her some. Narrowing her eyes, her focus, she tried to hone down her psychic power as thinly as she could.
Pop!
Her psi blast narrowed to a thin point, slicing through the rubber like a hot blade carving through butter. The truck jerked violently as it suffered a blow-out, a painful metallic scraping coming from the back as it started dragging its corner along the road.
“What the hell is up with these girls?!” the driver cried, still trying desperately to shake Lili off, but having a hard time now that their momentum was cut.
With the vehicle shaking and speeding a lot less, Lili finally wobbled to her feet, the wind whipping her hair back. “Nice one!” she called below, pushing her hands ahead of her and pouring all she had into the truck.
It took some time, but a few moments later, the metal began to bubble. The sharp stench of burning steel filled the air as she started melting a hole in the roof, piercing through the thin layer.
Before long, there was a hole big enough to spot the shivering safe curled up in the dark. “I see it!” Lili shouted, willing up every bit of heat she could muster. “I’ve almost got it...!”
“Lili, get down!”
“Huh?” Lili’s head jerked up just in time to see an archway barreling towards her. With a yelp, she launched herself off the car and into Frazie’s waiting arms.
The truck was free to awkwardly bump its way through the gate - and when the girls tried to follow after, it slammed shut in their faces. Popping her ball, Frazie set Lili down and shoved at the bars, grunting futilely as she failed to push it back open.
They were too late. The truck had reached its destination.
They could practically hear the goons laughing in the distance as they drove off towards the back of the building, taking their haul with it. Groaning, Frazie thumped her head against the gate. “Perfect. Juuuust perfect.”
Lili kicked at the ground, huffing. “Grrrr... we had it!”
“Almost.” They had. But it didn’t matter how close they’d came if they hadn’t actually succeeded. After a moment, Frazie shook her head, stepping back. Alright... so things just got a lot harder. Where were they, anyway? Her eyes trailed up to the top of the gate, where their destination was labelled in thin black gating: The Hippo-Campus.
Indeed, the enclosure was home to a medley of buildings, not too unlike a college. However, squinting closely, Frazie could see that the place wasn’t for learning... it was for storage. Each area was labelled, whether it was a tiny hut marked as Baby or bigger ones for Family and Camp.
And at the far end, where the goons had driven off to, sat the biggest building of all: A massive banklike structure marked Significant.
The good news: they knew where to go. The bad news... pff, good luck getting to it.
On top of the fence being too big to scale, the outside of the place was well protected. Security guards wandered the place, waving flashlights. The strange thing was, their heads WERE the flashlights. With every which way their faces turned, their beams illuminated the area, on the lookout for intruders.
Alright, so they needed a way in, and they needed to watch out for those guys. Her mind drifting back to her cell in her own mind, she recalled a certain cheeky bunny. “Maybe we can lure one close and if we’re lucky, telekinesis some keys off them...?” Frazie suggested.
“I wouldn’t mess with those guys if I were you.”
That hadn’t been Lili.
Instantly on alert, the girls whipped their heads to the side just in time to see a hole in reality open up. Not the usual red censor circle - no, it was as if someone just slid their hands through the air and opened them like curtains. And from out of that gap stepped a familiar face... or lack of face?
It was the small white suit being used as a footstool from back at the parlor. Frazie held a hand in front of Lili, primed to punt this thing over the fence if it tried anything. Already she was worried this was the first wave of an ambush. If it was, though, it was a pretty pathetic one, because the instant she tightened her fist the goon squeaked in alarm and ducked down.
“W-wait wait wait! I’m on your side!” it pleaded.
Frazie’s fist faltered. “...Eh?”
The suit straightened back up, trying and failing to look composed as it gestured to the guards again. “I’m here to help. Starting with keeping you from getting demolished by those things. They won’t touch you if you stay out of their sight... you don’t have to fight them, and you shouldn’t. They’re nigh unstoppable.”
The nearest one perked up suddenly, overhearing their little chat. As it paced closer, its light washed over the three of them. The white beam suddenly flickered red as it let out a howl and ran forward, punching their way.
If there hadn’t been a metal fence in its path, they’d have been goners. The metal bent outward from the impact, making everyone scream and jump back. As soon as they were out of its cone, it calmed down, tilting its head left and right in confusion.
Object Permanence
Don’t stay in its line of sight too long. Or else.
It took a second for Frazie to realize the little suit had jumped up into her arms. She shot it a look and dropped it, the small guy landing with an ‘oof’.
“Alright, that checks out,” Frazie noted. “Still, why on earth should we trust you?”
Dusting itself off, the suit shrugged. “You can’t, I guess... but you don’t have to, because you’re stuck without my help. And I want to help.” It sagged, sighing. “Things have gotten real scary around here lately, ever since that big new goon showed up. With him, Maloof thinks he can do anything... and he’ll squash anyone who gets in the way. Maybe you can knock him down a peg if you take that memory from under his nose? At the least, I don’t want those campers getting hurt just because he’s being stingy.”
Lili and Frazie glanced at each other, their silence speaking volumes. He knew a lot - made sense for the intel guy of his gang. But did they work with him? If he’d wanted them dead, he could’ve just called for the rest of the gang and had them crushed by their sheer numbers and artillery. Skeptical still, Lili jabbed a finger into the suit’s lapel. “And what do you have to offer us, huh?”
“I-information,” it stammered, raising its hands to protect itself. “I know the layout of the campus inside and out. Take one of these, and I can help you break in,” he explained, pulling a little walkie talkie from inside his coat.
Accepting it, Frazie clicked a button on the side, making it crackle. “And if that’s not enough...” their benefactor continued as he reached for the other side of his jacket, “I have a sweetener.”
Frazie’s eyes went wide when he pulled out the next thing: A light blue camp badge, except blown up to massive proportions. Holding it like a plate, it featured a little figure starting to fade out of existence. Curious, Frazie reached out to touch it. It didn’t feel physical, it felt more like... energy. “What the...?”
“It’s a skill Maloof used to use a lot,” the suit explained. “Invisibility. This is his knowledge for it... I can share it with both of you. You’re gonna need it if you want to pull this off.”
Lili took her turn to poke it, swiping her hand through it and staring blankly at her empty palm. “So how do we...?”
In response, the suit crushed the symbol in its grasp. It exploded into little pale particles, the glimmers floating over to settle on the girls. Just touching them made Frazie’s mind feel rejuvenated, expanded. Like she perfectly understood the basics of a skill she’d never once attempted.
Distance yourself. Focus on solitude, on quiet, on slipping into the background. Make yourself less noticeable, to the point people can look right at you and see nothing. It was crystal clear, and she would be too.
Trying it out, Frazie shut her eyes and concentrated. When she opened them again... her hands were gone. All of her was, she noted, looking down where her legs had been. Dispelling it, she grinned to herself. “Check it out, Lili! ...Lili?”
Lili was gone - for half a second, until she popped up right in Frazie’s face. “Boo!”
Recoiling, Frazie stuck out her tongue as Lili giggled. “I think he’s legit,” Frazie finally decided, giving the suit an approving nod.
Relieved to hear it, the suit turned, once more spreading reality wide open. “Perfect! I’ll call with instructions in a moment. Just be careful, you two. Even with my help, one slip up, and you’re done for.”
Reassuring. Before he’d vanished, Frazie reached out. “Wait! What do we call you?”
He took a moment to mull it over. “Lefty.” With that, he stepped through the breach and the two were alone again. A second later, the walkie talkie crackled to life. Peering through the fence ahead of them, they shared a nod as their first instructions came in.
The heist was on.
Notes:
Fun fact: All the lackeys named in the parlor are references to cartoon thugs and goons. It's not just fitting, it's also an indication that the young Maloof still gets a lot of his worldly know-how from the TV. The best shout-outs are the symbolic ones!
Chapter 18: Breaking the Bank
Notes:
The train of inspiration ran me over this time. I was feeling 'nah, don't wanna write' one second, the next, I was 'oh god I can't stop'. But when the muse is calling, you listen. So here's another chapter, full of stealth, action, and some really unlucky censors!
As usual, shout-out to DiLithiumDragon and SandrC for helping me put things together!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Gross, gross, gross.”
Frazie took big, sloshing steps through the sewer sludge, wading her way through the underground passage. To her credit, she at least let Lili ride on her shoulders to spare her the same fate, but when Lefty had promised them a route inside the campus, she’d expected something less... gagworthy. “Why is there even a sewer system in his head, anyway?” she griped. “It’s not like anyone here’s going to use it.”
Lili shrugged up above her, holding the walkie talkie and keeping lookout. “Beats me. I guess he’s got some dirty thoughts?”
“Not funny.” Frazie made a face, hoping this mental goop wouldn’t stain her only good pair of shoes. “Are we almost there?”
“Lemme check with Lefty.” Lili flipped the radio on, its buzz echoing through the empty tunnel. “You said go left, right?”
“No, go left, not right,” their guide replied.
“Right! Left!”
“Left, right.”
Lili facepalmed. “You can’t see me right now, but I’m giving you the dirtiest look you can imagine. We’re going left. And then the way up should be there?”
“Right!”
Lili shook her fist at the air, growling to herself, then promptly pointed off to the side. “That way!”
Her head spinning from their conversation, Frazie followed along, and to her relief, a ladder sat carved into the wall up ahead. “Thank goodness,” she breathed, letting Lili hop off onto it first and climbing up after.
A lid blocked the way, easily lifted aside with a bit of Lili’s telekinesis. She hopped out and helped Frazie up, the older girl gladly taking the opportunity to shake her feet dry. To her relief, Lefty knew what he was talking about - they’d reached the other side of the fence. They were inside the compound... but they still had a long ways to go.
They’d popped up in the corner of the large lot. The primary building was on the other end, and there were a load of Permanences making the rounds in between. Dozens of guard-garbed goons swept their cones of vision over the grounds, their flashlight heads bobbing with each step.
“Remember,” Lefty buzzed in, “don’t let them see you for long... or at all, preferably. If you get out of their line of sight, they’ll forget you existed soon enough. And if you stay in it... well, you won’t exist much longer.”
“You’re bad at this whole ‘pep talk’ thing,” Frazie snarked. “Any chance you know a way around them?”
“Their patrol is solid,” Lefty replied. “There’s not really any gaps. But that’s where Invisibility comes in handy. Follow the fence, cut across the middle, and then keep going to the back of the building. That should keep you out of their way as much as possible... if you vanish as needed.”
“And we can’t just invisi-walk all the way across because...?” Frazie asked.
“Too risky,” Lefty’s voice crackled. “You just learned it, so it’ll only last a limited time. If it runs out in a bad spot, you’re a sitting duck. Stick to the plan, and you should only have to use it sparingly.”
“Got it.” Frazie cut the radio off and sighed, preparing herself. She’d already had enough sneaking around lately, slipping out from under her family’s noses and failing to evade a load of angry monkeys... but if it was either this or going toe to toe with the invincible brutes, it was an easy choice. “You ready, Lil?”
“I still think we could take them,” Lili murmured, her hand fading in and out while she played with her power. “But this’ll all be easier if we can get in and out unnoticed.”
“Exaaactly.” It was time to move. Repeating Lefty’s instructions in her mind, Frazie led the way with her partner tiptoeing right behind.
Just trace the edge behind the buildings for awhile, simple enough. Frazie couldn’t help but feel off-put despite it, because that strategy went so well back in Clem’s mind. These guards were a whole different breed, though. The girls could be right in front of them, but so long as they stayed silent and didn’t touch their lights, it was like they didn’t exist.
That didn’t mean it was easy, though. Lefty was right - their patrol route was pretty solid. A couple guards had them surrounded on both sides before long, making Frazie’s breath hitch as they steadily closed in on them. Thankfully, a quick duck into a nearby alcove kept her and Lili out of sight and out of mind. If the guards turned their heads even an inch, they’d be found out, but these creatures were pretty adamant about sticking to their path.
All the better for them. As soon as the coast was clear, the girls ducked back out and rushed to the halfway point.
This was the scary part. They had to cross the wide open campus, out in plain sight. Which didn’t matter much to these entities, truthfully... but as the two stood on the edge, scanning for the right moment to move, they watched as guard after guard swept the area in wide patterns. There was never really a moment where they could cut clean across. They’d have to slip in and out of invisibility to have any chance of making it.
They had to get this perfect. Try to dodge one guard, and they’d bump into another. Their new trick might get them out of a scrape, but not having it at the wrong time could completely shut down their mission.
Finally spotting an opportunity, Frazie darted out, walking quickly but silently as Lili kept to her shadow. A second later, a light swung their way, and a quick dip into invisibility kept them in the clear.
It got trickier after that. A few stationary guards at strategic points required some power use. By the time they were past, they needed a moment to recharge their minds while their bodies kept pace.
Right in time for two guards to head their way, approaching the two from both sides.
“Lili!” Frazie warned, begging her beleaguered brain to spark some stealth, to no avail. There was a thin gap between their searchlights, but would it be enough? Only one way to find out.
“Do as I do,” she instructed. She twisted sideways and Lili followed suit, both standing arrow straight with their arms at their sides. Each guard passed by them, their lights bobbing dangerously close to their feet, the girls holding their breath and praying hard as they wedged between their spotlights.
A second later, the Permanences passed by, none the wiser. “Phew!” Lili breathed once they’d gone.
Juuuust a bit too loudly.
The guards immediately jerked back their way. Squeaking, the two campers sprinted away before they could properly investigate. Lili gave Frazie an apologetic shrug once they’d made it to the other side, Frazie waving it off. They’d made it, that was all that mattered.
They could relax a bit now. The rest of their route was a straight path along the other edge, their invisibility carrying them through any more tense situations until they reached their destination.
The main building was far bigger up close - no mind trickery this time, Frazie just had the privilege of not looking at it from across the equivalent of a football field. Resting a hand on its gray brick façade, she fished out the walkie talkie to provide an update. “We’re at the back, what now?”
“Good job. Now, you two just need to climb up to the top. You should be able to get into the vents through there.”
Frazie’s eyes trailed up the building. Sure, it was big, but with some Levitation and a dream, it was more than possible. Already she was plotting a path, looking for bits of architecture big enough to land on.
“That’s dumb,” Lili’s murmur wormed its way past her thoughts. “Vents big enough to crawl through are just a lame cliché.”
“Well,” Frazie pointed out, “you’re small, I’m thin, and we’re in the mind of a child who’s probably seen too many crime films.” Lili didn’t really have any comebacks for that one.
Instead, she just popped onto her levitation ball and led the way up. “Still a cliché!”
Rolling her eyes, Frazie rolled on her own orb and bounced high into the sky. She leapt from railing to edge to foothold, finally floating up over the top. By the time she’d caught up to her on the roof, Lili had already melted halfway through the air duct cover.
“Getting a lot of mileage out of that today, huh?” Frazie lent a hand, their combined Pyrokinesis burning through the grate like steel butter.
The newly-carved hole sizzled, allowing them a peek inside. Yep - nice and big. Even a full grown man coulda moved through it, no problem. Frazie tossed Lili a cheeky smirk, inviting some more commentary, but the girl just huffed and crawled inside.
Once they were in, Frazie checked back in with Lefty, and their guide generously mapped their way through the metallic maze. “A few more turns and you should be right above the security room,” he explained while they moved.
He’d steered them straight so far, and now was no different. At the indicated spot, Frazie peeked down through another cover to see rows of screens barely visible through the cracks. Manning them all was a lone censor, wearing a nice little guard cap of his own as he scanned for any malevolent thoughts that might want to mess with Maloof’s memories.
Sadly for him, the only intruders were right overhead. Frazie dipped her legs into the hole, braced herself, and kicked hard. The covering shot clean off, bonking the poor guy on the noggin and immediately evaporating him in a cloud of smoke.
Frazie took his place, dropping down and catching Lili as she followed after. “Now what do we have here...?” Frazie wondered aloud, checking the feed.
Most screens were empty, just blank rooms and a few censors waddling here and there. But something was going on in what seemed to be the main lobby, the two girls watching with interest.
The goons that’d shook them off were hefting the green safe across the room, stopping before a censor-manned desk. A huge steel vault blocked the way further in, and the little lawyer was the only thing keeping them from moving on with their load. “Got a delivery for ya, pally.”
“No.”
“What da hell do you mean, no?!”
“No!”
“If da boss wants it moved to high security, it’s getting moved! Who cares about the contents! You’re not some kinda wise guy, are ya?”
“N-no...?”
“Good. Because I hate wise guys. Now open the door before I open yer skull, comprende?”
Swallowing, the little man swatted at some keys on his keyboard. A moment later, a loud rattling came from the main vault as its door groaned and cracked open. The faceless thug grunted, moving the duo forward again... though not before taking a sudden step towards the censor, making it yelp. He and his pal laughed, carrying on. “What a mook.”
They disappeared off-screen, and the girls checked the rest of the cameras. To their dismay, the gangsters weren’t showing up on any of them. “There’s no cameras in the vault?” Frazie asked.
“I guess if it’s a good enough vault, they wouldn’t need a look inside if everything bad is kept out.” Lili clicked her tongue with annoyance. “Which means if there’s any other defenses, we’re going in blind.”
“Greeeeat.” And what kind of high-security bank would it be without defenses? Frazie shook her head. They’d just have to cross that bridge when they came to it.
For now, they needed to figure out how to get past that gate.
When Frazie looked away, Lili was already at the door, tugging it open. “Let’s go!”
Out in the main building, the two breathed not a word as they crept from room to room. It was a bit relieving, finally being somewhere well lit and not having to worry about getting mauled by a living flashlight... but that didn’t mean they could relax. Censors wandered around, with no predictable route, and the girls had to be careful to pop invisibility the moment they heard their little ‘nos’ heading within earshot.
Before too long, the two of them peered over the railing overlooking the lobby, just in time to spot the two goons departing - sans safe - down below. Left alone with the lone doorman, the two eyed the censor as he typed an input that quickly swung the vault shut with a loud clank.
“Should we just take him out?” Frazie whispered.
While normally Lili would be gung-ho about something like that, her eyes drifted around the room, settling on something behind the little lawyer. “I have a better idea.”
The lobby was sparsely decorated, but there were still some paintings and pillars for flavor... and potted plants. Frazie cocked a brow as Lili focused on one bit of greenery near the censor, brow furrowed in concentration.
All Frazie knew about herbaphony so far was that it let you talk to weeds. Lili promptly expanded her worldview with an awe-inspiring presentation.
The lone ficus began to rattle in its jar. The censor hummed curiously, shifting around to inspect it. A second later... smash! Roots tore out from their confines and took the guy by surprise, coiling around him, muffling him with their thick vines before he could call for help.
“I thought you could only talk with them!” Frazie hissed in an astonished whisper.
“I can,” Lili replied with a smirk. “And if you’re sweet enough, they tend to be pretty willing to help you out.”
Frazie’s first thought: Lili? Sweet? And her second: Awesome. Impressed, she watched as Lili hopped the railing and rode a thought balloon down to her new captive. “Now come on!”
One quick descent later, both girls poked and prodded at the censor’s computer while he wiggled and strained behind them. Of course it wouldn’t be as easy as just flipping a switch - a prompt asked them for a password. Making another call, Frazie radioed for their inside man. “Any chance you’ve got a password for the main vault?”
Lefty clicked his tongue on the other side of the line. “The code should be... one, nine, seven, five,” he responded right back.
Frazie had never really used a computer before, but hitting four keys was hardly rocket science. Or was it? One, nine, seven, five, bzzzzt. Wrong password. She tried again, hitting the keys much more gingerly. Another buzz. “That’s not it?”
“What?!” Lefty’s surprised shout pierced through the speaker. After a moment, he spoke again, calm yet somber. “That’s what it was before. Maloof must’ve changed it...”
“Well, is there some way around it?”
“I’m afraid not. You’re going to need to get that password somehow.”
Frazie glanced back to the captive censor. Its muffled ‘nos’ could be just barely heard around its viney gag. “Yeeeeeah... even if this guy wasn’t all tied up, I don’t think he’d be very useful for interrogating.”
Lefty went silent to think, and Frazie put her head in her hand, at a loss as well. Then, behind her, Lili’s voice piped up.
“Seven, one, five, four.”
“Huh?” Frazie looked to see her partner knelt down before the plant, looking at her with certainty. Giving it a shot, Frazie typed it in... and the screen lit up green. “How did you...?”
“This guy’s been watching them put in codes for ages,” she explained, gently patting the plant’s leaves. “He’s more than willing to share... if we make sure he gets a bit more water.” She stood, glaring eye to eye at the shaking censor. “So if you don’t want to get creamed back into energy, I suggest you hop to it after we’re gone!”
The censor nodded as best it could, both relieved and terrified, and Frazie couldn’t help but sympathize with the awful day it was clearly having as the vault slowly cracked back open. Putting on a smile, Lili waggled her fingers farewell at the little guy as she joined Frazie at the door. “Don’t forget!”
“Alright, one obstacle down,” Frazie counted off. “And hopefully not anymore... to... oh.”
The door had opened up into a long hallway from hell. Wires hung at various angles, electricity crackling between them. If that wasn’t bad enough, they’d sometimes reel back into the wall and pop out somewhere else, turning it from an obstacle course into an unpredictable nightmare.
Even Lili seemed aghast. “Neurons,” she recalled aloud. “They transmit signals all around your brain. And apparently make for a good defense system if they’re placed right, too...”
Yeeeeah, nope. Turning on her heel, Frazie marched right back to the computer and fiddled with it. To her dismay, all she managed to do was open up Solitaire. “Saaaay... any chance you’d be willing to shut these things off for a second?” Frazie asked the censor in her nicest voice. Firmly ensnared, the goon gave her a nasty look. “Yeah, didn’t think so.”
With a sigh, she rejoined Lili, hands on her hips. “Guess we’re doing this the hard way.”
“You don’t mean...?”
“Yep.” Carefully, Frazie arched a leg over the nearest wire, holding her breath as electricity coursed right underneath her. “Watch your step.”
Tentatively, Lili followed after her. It’d already been a pretty tense trip - getting shot at, sneaking between guards and censors, certainly nothing to relax about. But none of it was close to as terrifying as the silent dread gnawing at them as they crawled over and under various wires, flinching when one whooshed away nearby and snapped back into place somewhere else.
One wrong move, and they’d be fried.
Each girl went at their own pace, with their own advantages. Frazie’s long legs and athletic grace made it easy to vault and duck beneath criss-crossing sparks, but Lili’s height made it even easier to just crawl under tricky swathes of wire. Going slowly, carefully, they steadily made progress.
There was another pro Frazie had that Lili sadly wasn’t quite on par with: swift reflexes. The shrill whip of a wire receding made Frazie jolt in place... and to her horror, she could see it preparing to refire right at her fellow camper.
“Lili!” she screamed.
Lili had just enough time to whip her head and see the wire poised to launch. Shouting out, she realized she had nowhere to go... but up. It was time to put her recent lessons to the test.
Turning to the nearby wall, she ran her feet up it and backflipped, just in time for the wire to slice under her. She shifted just enough in her fall to land with the surge of voltage buzzing right by her hip. Sucking in a deep breath, Lili trembled just slightly before sidestepping away and moving to hop over the next obstacle.
Frazie would applaud proudly if they weren’t in a life-or-death situation. Instead, she shot her a fond and relieved smile before taking the next careful step. “Almost there...”
With only a few more scares and thankfully no more brushes with danger, the girls passed the rest of the corridor and stopped to recuperate, their hearts racing a mile a minute as they stooped over. “Please tell me that’s it...” Lili groaned.
No such luck. One second, they were on their feet. The next, they were flipping, tumbling backwards.
They flew, lifted wholly off their feet and tossed back. When the world stopped spinning, Frazie could see they were in a room that hummed and buzzed. After a second, pressure built in the air around them before the walls at the far end suddenly pulsed, sending a wave of energy that knocked the girls back again.
They were dangerously close to getting pushed back into the neurons. “It’s trying to repress us!” Lili exclaimed, desperately seeking something to hold onto.
But the room was bare. Already, the air was tingling again as it built up another forceful charge.
Not if Frazie had anything to say about it. Her hand lashed out and pulled Lili close, and right before the next blast came, she threw up her shield.
Even with the barrier holding them steady, the force was immense, making their hair fly back as if caught in a wind tunnel. But with most of the pressure bouncing off her shield, Frazie was free to grit her teeth and press them on through it.
Turning around to protect Lili from the brunt of the blast, Frazie walked them backwards across the room, occasionally pausing as the powerful pulses kept her in place. She only had until her mental energy gave out to get them through, or the shield would drop and they’d get launched right back where they started... or worse. Her eyes shutting tight as she poured all her focus into her protective instincts, she kept shuffling in reverse, edging them closer and closer to the far side.
At last, they made it. Dropping the barrier and Lili along with it, Frazie flopped on her rear and groaned, rubbing her temples. “What could possibly be next...?”
“We’re there.”
“We’re...?” Frazie’s head whipped back. To her relief, she saw they’d arrived in a massive octagonal chamber. Then, to her horror, she noticed that the walls were filled to the brim with loads upon loads of memory vaults. Hundreds if not thousands of little green creatures, snoozing and frolicking and pacing behind glass panels.
Frazie’s gaze shifted back and forth along the edges, failing to count the massive metal horde. “How are we going to find the one we need?!” she groaned, hanging her head in her hands.
In response, Lili held out a finger, waving it towards the center of the room. “I think it’s that one.”
Confused, Frazie followed her digit to see a wide pit in the center of the room. And there, snoozing on a pedestal at the bottom, was a lone vault. Too deep for them to have any chance of getting back up if they went in, but completely out in the open. Alone, unprotected.
Which begged the question: How did they fish it out without falling in?
Frazie quickly slapped a fist in her hand as the answer came to her. “Lili! Telekinesis me close to it, and I’ll use my own to pick it up.”
A sound plan... with one problem. “Yours is a lot stronger than mine - I might drop you,” Lili pointed out.
Frazie’s lips quirked, knowing she had a point. Still, not a problem. They just had to switch the roles around. “Alright... then I’ll lift you over, and you pick it up?”
After a second, Lili gave a nod. With her permission, Frazie gave herself one more moment to rest up before standing and concentrating, lifting her friend up off the ground in a solid mental grip.
Pacing to the edge, she extended her reach, carrying Lili down into the pit. The girl stayed completely still, her body floating along at Frazie’s will, trying not to break the older girl’s focus. Frazie moved her far, but in the end, the safe was still out of reach by the time Frazie had hit her range limit. But that’s where Lili’s telekinesis came in.
Using her own powers, Lili touched her temples as she floated in the air, gently prying the safe off its platform. It snoozed even as she lifted, its legs dangling in midair as it slowly rose up. For a second, all was going according to plan.
Then, it stirred. Its eyes popped open just a tad, drowsy.
Lili froze. “Frazie!” she called back as quietly as she could. “If it starts struggling, I don’t think I can keep holding it! What do I do?!”
Uh oh. Eyes flitting back and forth between her friend and the safe, Frazie refused to come this far only to lose to an interrupted nap. “Uhhhhh... I don’t know! Soothe it back to sleep with a lullaby?” she called right back.
“Soothe it?” Even quiet, Lili’s disbelief was palpable. “Has there been a single moment since you met me where you thought ‘oh, this girl is soothing’?!” she hissed.
The safe stirred again, eyes open just a bit wider, and Lili swallowed nervously. With no other options, the girl sighed deeply and silently, trying to keep her concentration going as she shifted her voice to a more melodic tune. “Rock-a-bye vaulty, no need to shout. Keep your eyes shut, or I’ll knock you back out...!”
Yeah, that was the exact opposite of soothing. The safe’s eyes suddenly jolted wide open, spotting the two intruders trying to steal it away.
It squealed. Loudly.
Just as Lili feared, it started flailing, breaking her hold on it and dropping back down into the hole. Its fearful cries filled the room, and all around them, other vaults picked up on its terror and joined it in panicking.
The chamber filled with non-stop whining and crying, like an animalistic alarm. Which was a pretty apt way to put it, because once the entire stock of memories started freaking out, the actual alarm suddenly blared like a constantly sounding buzz.
“What did I say...!” Lili spat. But there wasn’t any time to gripe about her lyrical skills, because the rim of the chamber was suddenly bending inwards.
“Whoooooa!” Frazie started to slip as her platform became a ramp. Soon, she was on her way down into the pit right after them. Letting Lili go, the two of them inflated their thought bubbles and rode down to the bottom, all whilst their target ran around in frantic circles.
Immediately upon touching the ground, Frazie called for Lefty. “We’re in trouble!” she barked into the walkie talkie. “We’re in the main vault, and the alarms are going wild!”
“I know!” Lefty replied, and his response made an already bad situation ten times worse. “Maloof knows! He’s sending some men in! You need to-!”
Bzzt. The radio cut off, and the room suddenly began to flood with portals. Red ones, spitting out censors, and bigger ones, popping out a few gun-wielding goons, none of them looking happy.
Could it get worse? Yes. Even bigger portals popped open, spitting out larger censors with brass knuckles primed for punching. Frazie took a few steps back as they stomped forward, their sleeves ripped from their bulging muscles.
And it could still get worse.
The biggest portal of all slid open, and out of it stepped an unfortunately familiar lack-of-face. Mikhail’s representation stooped down on the other side to step into the chamber, grunting with annoyance when he noticed the two interlopers. He growled. “Coming here was first and last mistake.”
He held up his fists, and in a flash, golden knuckles materialized around them. Gleaming in the light, lettering spelled out an ominous message, split in half on each hand.
VENGE-ANCE.
Gulping, the two girls stood back to back, surrounded on all sides by more than a dozen enforcers all ready to throw hands. Guns cocked, knuckles cracked, making it more than clear they weren’t getting out of this without a fight.
Shooting the memory vault a dirty look, the little loudmouth cowering in the corner, Frazie readied herself to brawl. “You with me, Lili?”
Worried, but determined, her friend nodded and held up her fists. “Let’s do this!”
Notes:
Hoooo, this chapter was almost VERY different. It was originally just going to be cliche stuff like laser hallways, but I thought up more unique and brain-themed replacements at the last second. Plus, I couldn't think of a proper way to fit Lili's herbaphony in, but a user's comment inspired me to rethink it. I'm pretty happy with all the changes! Now it should really feel like a mind heist.
Now, it's time for Frazie's (technically?) rematch with our favorite grappler.
Chapter 19: The Battle of the Vault
Notes:
I just wanted to give a shout-out to whoever’s updating the TvTropes page, it’s always fun to go and check it out after a chapter! And all the analyses under World of Symbolism are intriguing to read, as well as pretty spot on. If anyone’s into that site I highly recommend giving it a peek.
Now then... it’s time for the biggest chapter yet. I might’ve gone a liiiiittle too hard on this one. Hopefully it pays off? And once again, thanks to SandrC and DiLithiumDragon for helping me tie this huge chapter together!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Two versus two dozen... yeah, those were pretty crappy odds. But those were the cards they’d been dealt, and it was time to play them.
The gang closed in around them, sneering, jeering, taking their sweet time pouncing on their prey. Frazie had taken down some incredible threats yesterday, but never so many at once. Hopefully, Sasha’s training would really come in handy.
“Come on!” Frazie taunted, her energy welling up as they approached. She made the first move, unloading on the closest censor with psi blasts until it popped.
Her opening fire was their cue to return the favor. Frazie threw up her shield as the bullets started flying, pinging off her barrier in a nonstop rhythm.
Lili might not have had a shield of her own... but she could still make one, in a way. A Heavy Censor stomped close, fists raised high to crush her into the ground - Lili didn’t even try to move, standing firm, confident. Its arms dropped like sledgehammers, and at the last moment, she kicked off to the side, narrowly avoiding getting planted in the floor.
While her foe tried to recover from missing, she slipped around its side, jumping up on its back with a huff. “Gotcha!” Her tiny arms didn’t do a thing as she wrapped them around its neck, but it kept her latched on when it reached back to try and peel her off.
The beefy lawyer spun, trying in vain to swing her off and ending up batting a smaller censor into dust. “Haha!” Lili whooped, holding on for dear life as it jerked and blocked any bullets heading her way. She was on a wild ride atop her bucking bronco, and knocking out cannon fodder in the process. “J.T. would be jealous!”
At least Lili was safe for now, but Frazie knew those gunmen were the biggest threat here. She had to deal with them first.
Dropping her shield and scooping up a charging censor, she hurled it at the nearest gangster. “What the...?” her target murmured just in time to catch a wailing gremlin to the gut. Its gun clattered to the floor as it fell over with an oof.
Frazie quickly flipped over, somersaulting to the side as the rest of the firing squad opened up. She tossed another censor with her mind, but the goon saw this one coming and cruelly batted its own teammate down to the ground to get back to shooting.
She needed to close the distance. Throwing up another shield, Frazie rushed forward, intent on getting up close and personal.
“I think not.”
“What the-?” Mikhail’s representation shoved itself in front of her, making her crash into him with an ‘oof’. Before she could skirt around him, he pulled an arm back and lashed out with his knuckledusters - hard.
Frazie might not have felt a thing, but that didn’t mean it had no effect. The sheer force of his blow sent her flying backwards across the room, though she was able to tuck into a roll and land on her feet at the least. She glared at the brute, expecting him to at least have broken his hand from the blow, much like Clem’s dad had hurt himself on her shield... but no, all he did was shake his fingers off and start coming for her again.
“What are you?” Frazie breathed.
“Strong.”
Or at least, Maloof saw him that way. The big, tough, invincible Mikhail that no one in camp wanted to deal with... and this form of him was as durable as everyone else thought he was.
Frazie’s shield was running out, and the bullets kept coming. But not for much longer.
Off in the distance, one of the mobsters felt their gun click and looked down at it, slapping it. “Stupid, cheap piece of- AHH!” He let it go, the weapon clattering to the floor and starting to melt. “What the hell?! Freakin’ thing is burnin’!”
“Wha?” his partner called, still firing away - and then the stock of his own tommy lit up in flame. Before he could let the trigger go, his weapon exploded in his hands.
Both the goons evaporated into nothing while a laughing Lili kept a grip on her frustrated mount. “You’re clear, Frazie!”
The gunmen were gone now, leaving only censors both light and heavy and a steadily approaching Mikhail. “Good one!” Frazie called, leaping back out of the way of another punch.
She willed her psi bullets back up again, but they thudded against the man fruitlessly, not even slowing him down. When he took a running swing at her, she gave up and dropped down, throwing out a kick to trip him up instead.
To her relief, he toppled over. Sure, he was already getting back up, but at least he wasn’t completely unstoppable.
In the meantime, Frazie turned her focus to the censors. At least they could be dispatched with a couple psychic strikes. Reeling a leg back, Frazie punted one at one of its bigger brethren, then took the startled heavyweight by surprise by shoving a foot in his face as soon as it’d recovered.
Its head snapped back - and then it grabbed her leg and slammed her to the ground. “Ack!”
It was no Mikhail, but these upgraded censors didn’t have all those muscles for show. Rolling out of the way of its follow-up punch, she tilted her head up and launched sharpened psi blasts directly into its face.
Its glasses snapped, the man bellowed, and promptly disintegrated back into energy. Another one rushed her way and Frazie lit it on fire, dodging out of the way as it panicked and ran past her with its pants blazing. The burning brute took out some more of its fellows before collapsing into a smoldering heap.
Two dozen had become around ten by now. Mostly little censors, steadily getting picked off one by one as they tried to leap onto Lili and were promptly pummeled by her flailing steed.
Mikhail’s representation paused in its pursuit, glancing around, taking a head count of its remaining allies. “Weak,” he grunted. Changing course, he stomped his way over to Lili’s wild ride. Pulling back, he slammed her mount in the face hard enough to send it flying - and Lili with it.
“AHHHHH!” She fell on her back as her unwilling assistant evaporated with just one hit. As she sat up, groaning, she spotted Mikhail looming closer and closer, clearly having no qualms with hitting a little girl.
He raised an arm to attack... only for his head to jerk forward as a censor slammed into the back of it. “Hey!” Frazie called, unloading psi blast after psi blast into his back. “Some tough guy, picking on a kid!”
Lili would resent being talked down to like that if Frazie’s distraction wasn’t saving her from becoming a smear on the floor. Instead of pummeling her into a pulp, Mikhail just grunted, lifted her by her head, sending hurtling like a missile towards Frazie. “You talk too much.”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Lili spun in midair, plowing into Frazie’s waiting arms and bowling them over. A rough landing, but a safe one. Dazed, but fine, Frazie set her aside to get back up.
Across from them, Mikhail was scanning the arena, humming with disappointment. From two dozen, to ten, to about four; only a few smaller censors remained, cautiously circling around the arena, still deciding if they wanted a part in this brawl after watching all their brethren get demolished.
Annoyed, he clenched his hands, his weapons gleaming across his knuckles. “Relying on guns and stamps over might... is why they fail. Cowards. I told boss I could handle this myself, and now look.” He suddenly raised a foot high. “No more. Will end now!”
He stomped, crashing his heel to the floor... and making the entire room quake.
Around them, the arena shifted. The walls slid into the ground, slowly unveiling a new enclosure underneath that made Frazie grit her teeth.
Thousands, millions, even billions of neurons, all thickly meshed together in a constantly buzzing current of signal-sending sparks. An all-encompassing cage of pain.
Mikhail was pretty good at throwing them around like ragdolls... but if he got his hands on them now, one toss would fry them like a mosquito to a bug zapper. “Lili,” Frazie instructed sternly, “go deal with the small fries. I’ll keep him busy.”
Keen to not get launched again, Lili gave her a salute and sprinted off, making the censors wail in terror. Turning back to Maloof’s right hand man, Frazie strode towards him, and he mirrored her approach.
He moved to make the first attack again - and that was fine with Frazie. If he planned to knock them into the neurons, well, the answer was simple:
Don’t get hit.
The air whooshed by her head as she ducked and weaved around each powerful blow, dodging every grab. Her pulse pounded to the beat of his fists, but she stayed focused, using all her agility to duck under his haymaker and jut to the side as he followed up by bringing his arm down like a sledgehammer.
She readied herself for his next punch, dancing on her feet, eying his upper body intensely... and then she let out a choked cry as his boot connected with her stomach.
Oh, right. He had legs, too.
Pain exploded in her gut. The force of his kick sent her flying back, rolling over and over until she landed on her side, groaning. She pushed herself up, trying to wobble to her feet... only to feel two massive mitts wrap around her midsection.
“H-hey!” She struggled helplessly as Mikhail lifted her up over his head, dangling her sideways. “Let me go!” she demanded, punching down at him with psychic fists.
His hat bobbed a bit with each strike, his invisible head shifting with each impact, but he didn’t seem to notice as he shrugged. “Very well.”
He turned her and pulled her back, aiming for the outside of the arena.
“Wait...!” Frazie’s cries fell on deaf ears as he flung her like a javelin. She soared through the air, hollering all the way. Betrayed by her own incredibly aerodynamic physique.
The wall of pure electricity rushed towards her, and she finally just shut her eyes, accepting her fate.
At least until she jerked to a stop in midair.
Frazie popped her eyes open again, face to face with the pulsing wires. The buzz of static tickled her ears, made her hair stand on end. That was too close. Swallowing nervously, she glanced back to see Lili straining, her telekinetic hand lifting her up by her skirt.
The censors were gone, and Frazie’s partner was finally free to halt her momentum and lower her to the ground. Never so relieved to touch the floor again, Frazie promptly took a biiiig step away from the edge. “I owe you one, Lil!”
Now completely alone, Mikhail looked between them, grunting. “Good. Better this way. Less chaotic.”
He was right. It was less chaotic... which meant they could focus all their efforts on him.
But what did they do? Psi blasts didn’t faze him, punches glanced off, and fat chance they could levitate him off the ground. They could try pyrokinesis...
Or they could get creative. The sharp crackle of a stray bolt behind her gave Frazie a better idea.
“Lili!” Frazie called across the pit. “Follow my lead!”
She started running right at Mikhail, and Lili looked at her like she was crazy, but she trusted her friend to not be leading her to her doom. “Okay!” she yelled back, rushing at his other side.
Mikhail braced himself, stance wide and scoffing. “You think you can touch me?” he taunted, seeing Frazie coming a mile away.
And then he didn’t see her at all. Taken off guard, he whipped his neck back and forth - only to jerk forward as an ethereal fist slammed into his back.
Frazie whaled on him, the man merely grunting as he turned and swung. She vanished back out of sight again, though, only to surprise him with an uppercut.
He stumbled back a step, chuckling. “Does not hurt. You waste time.”
“Am I?” Frazie asked. While he focused on her, another fist suddenly materialized in front of him as an invisible Lili punched him full force.
Before he could push her off, Frazie joined in, shouting a battle cry as she returned the favor from earlier with a psychic kick to the stomach. The girls bobbed and weaved around him, popping in and out of existence only to reappear and shove him back a bit more before he could retaliate.
It was impossible to see them coming, impossible to brace for impact. They might not be hurting him, but they were pushing him back again and again, their combined force steadily overpowering the bulky man. He swung wildly, trying to fight them off, only to hit air and get kicked back another few steps as Frazie materialized above him and jabbed her heel into his shoulder.
Another few steps closer to the neurons.
By the time Mikhail realized what was going on, it was too late. With one final cry, the girls popped out of invisibility in unison, plowing their fists straight into his chest for a powerful finishing blow.
“No-!” Unable to keep his balance, Mikhail’s representation tripped backwards, the sentient clothes toppling into the intense wall of energy.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
Frazie and Lili winced when he hit the wall and sparks flew. Mikhail spasmed wildly, arms and legs kicking to and fro, smoke starting to rise up from his hat as a small fire sparked up on its peak.
At last, the goliath finally broke free from the current, collapsing to his knees with a cough and a gasp. “Not... bad...” he admitted, right before toppling forward.
He landed with a loud thud, still twitching occasionally. Lili looked down at him and grimaced. “Is he dead?”
Cautiously, Frazie nudged him with her toes. She wasn’t sure whether to be relieved or terrified that his fingers flexed in and out even after taking millions of volts all at once. “Nah, just stunned.”
Checking for herself, Lili gave him a swift kick. He groaned. “Looks like it.”
“Thanks for the second opinion, doc.”
But Lili didn’t hear her wisecrack. She was too busy bouncing in place, giggling with giddy glee. “AHHHH! This is the most fun I’ve had at camp in years! Forget telekinetic basket weaving and running Coach’s course for the umpteenth time, this is what it means to be a Psychonaut!”
Frazie rubbed her still-aching stomach, forcing a lopsided smile. “Well, at least someone’s having fun.”
“You’re not?”
The acrobat took a moment to think it over. “I mean... outside of the headaches and the blunt force trauma, I’m seeing things I couldn’t even imagine. Who else can say they kicked an invincible guy into an electric fence? Sooooo, upsides, downsides.”
“Well, keep practicing, and soon, you won’t be getting hurt at all. Then it’s all upsides!”
Frazie didn’t think even the best Psychonaut ever would be completely untouchable, but Lili’s faith in her was refreshing. And the idea of helping people out, seeing these wild worlds and learning so much about herself and others... it did have a certain charm to it.
The ache in her gut, less so, but hopefully that’d fade once they got their loot and got out of here. Speaking of...
“Come on, let’s get what we came here for before the big palooka gets back up,” Frazie said, turning away.
“What’s a palooka?” asked, following after.
“I have no idea.”
The formerly full arena now lay bare, with all the gangsters having poofed away. It made finding the memory vault a breeze - the poor thing was off to the side, knocked open, no doubt caught in the crossfire as it lay dazed in the corner.
Frazie didn’t feel too bad for it after it got them into this mess in the first place, but she was admittedly glad she didn’t need to clobber it herself. Approaching the downed critter, she groaned and ignored the sharp stab in her abdomen as she knelt down to rifle through it.
Jackpot. Grinning widely, Frazie fished out another stack of photos and fanned them out in front of the two of them. They scanned them intently, Frazie shuffling through them steadily.
Her shuffling slowed. “...Wait a second.”
Frazie went over the photos again, leaning in, staring intently. The more her eyes scanned them, the wider they got. “These aren’t the right photos! This vault’s a dud!”
Son of the Mob
“Crybaby, crybaby, eyes wet and lips shaky!”
“Maloof the doof!”
“What a loser!”
Maloof sobbed over the remains of his sand castle, all while a few of the neighborhood kids pointed and jeered. He didn’t want to cry. Really, he didn’t, but he’d worked on it for an hour! Then they’d come by and he’d offered to let them join, and then they got too close and...
And stuff like this ALWAYS happened.
He didn’t get it. He just wanted to play with others. To make friends. But for some reason, everyone’s first instinct was to hurt him, one way or another. Was it his face? His aura? He was just lucky it wasn’t physical pain this time.
He was tired of being pushed around. It just wasn’t fair.
He wasn’t the only one tired of seeing him get pushed around, either.
Off in a nearby alley, a shadowy figure scoffed, the ember of their cigarette falling to the ground. Crushing it underfoot, they stepped out of the darkness, adjusting their necktie.
The trio of tormentors finally looked up from their victim when they spotted the newcomer headed right their way. Wiping his eyes, Maloof followed their gaze. A tall, thin man, hair slicked back with far too much grease and garbed in a snazzy red suit. One of the guys his dad talked with often - Maloof wasn’t sure what his real name was, but he liked to go by ‘Weasel’.
“Ha! Is that your dad?” one bully laughed as the man stopped and glowered down at them.
“Nah. I just work for ‘im. And you little runts are damn lucky he isn’t here, because he’d do so much worse to ya.” The man stooped down to their level, a cruel gleam in his eyes. “You don’t buzz off, and I’ll happily twist some pinkies so you snots can’t play with yer toys without cryin’ in pain anymore. His pops, though? You wouldn’t be found eeeever again.”
The kids giggled a little more, but the longer they met his stern glare, they realized he wasn’t joking. The biggest of the trio swallowed nervously. “W-why not?”
“How the hell would I know? I ain’t him. But if I had to guess...” He leaned in, his sneer growing wider and wider. “Maybe he’d tie ya to the front of a train and send ya cross-country. Maybe start a nice car backfire with you in the trunk.” He leaned right up into their faces, the kids holding each other and trembling as the smoke on his breath washed over them. “Or maybe... he miiiiight even... BOO!”
The kids shrieked as he jumped at them, darting off in all directions.
“Now scram, ya little cockroaches! And don’t ever bother Maloof again!” Weasel waved them off, spitting on the sand as he straightened back up. “That’ll learn ‘em.”
Sniff. The gangster’s face softened when he heard the sound, glancing down to see Maloof still crying quietly.
“Aw, geez...” Threatening people? Easy. Soothing kids? Not really his thing. But he’d try. “I wasn’t kiddin’ about that finger breakin’ thing, ya know. They bug you again, just let me know, eh?”
Maloof just shook his head solemnly. “I don’t think they’re going to bully me anymore... but they’re not going to be my friends, either. No one is.” He hiccupped, his destroyed sandcastle just a reminder that no one could ever just let him be happy. “I don’t get what I’m doing wrong! I’m trying my best, but everyone just wants to pick on me...!”
“...” Sighing, Weasel tugged a handkerchief from his jacket pocket and offered it to him. “Come with me, kid, let’s have a lil’ talk. Man to man.”
It was a ridiculous sight, a little boy and a pinstripe-sporting thug sharing a seesaw, but if you said it aloud you likely wouldn’t live to tell the tale.
Maloof finally had someone to play with, but it didn’t make him feel much better. It just made it sting all the more that no one his age would look his way. Would Weasel even care if he didn’t work for Maloof’s family?
Plus, Weasel kinda sucked at seesaw. He bent his knees low, but was still too tall to push Maloof up all that high. But the toy wasn’t the focus here. Weasel caught him continuing to look down, face twisted with barely repressed tears, and sighed.
“Lemme ask ya somethin’, Maloof...” he finally said, drawing his attention. “Why do ya need friends so badly?”
“...Huh?” It was like he’d asked Maloof why he needed to breathe. “Doesn’t everyone?”
“Frick no!” Weasel exclaimed, toning down his language. Last thing he needed was his boss’ wrath for teaching his son a swear. “Your father definitely hasn’t made many friends getting where he is. But he still gets whateeever he wants. He’s got the city in the palm of his hands. And you know why?”
Maloof’s face scrunched up, with thought instead of tears this time. “Because he’s really smart?”
That got a good laugh out of Weasel. “Well, he is, but no. It’s because he’s strong. He does the things no one else has the guts to. He carved a niche in the world for himself with his own hands... and made sure no one would dare complain about it.”
“So let me ask ya again...” Weasel got them moving again, a strange dichotomy between riding a seesaw and espousing the virtues of fear. “Who needs friendship when ya got loyalty? When ya runnin’ the whole shebang with an iron fist? Your pops, he’s a good man... and by good, I mean tough. The kind that don’t take no sass from any uppity mooks.”
Weasel chuckled, gesturing to the boy. “And you might not be strong now... but you will be. I can feel it. Just like your dad. So don’t let anyone give you any disrespect, capiche?”
He said it with certainty, like it was something he should be proud of... but was it? Maloof wasn’t sure.
His father was good to him, one of the best dads you could ever ask for. He was busy a lot, but he always praised him, encouraged him, gave him anything he wanted. But did that mean he was a good person? Many times Maloof would see people come crying or disheveled from his office. Sometimes people had to be carried out. Sometimes people didn’t come out at all.
He didn’t quite understand what it all meant... but it made him uneasy.
Almost as much as the idea that he’d be the one with the room people didn’t leave one day.
Weasel’s mouth quirked when he saw Maloof still lost in thought. Well, at least he wasn’t crying anymore, that was a start. Halting their ride, he swung a leg off and made a new offer.
“Now how’s about I getcha some ice cream?”
The idea that he had to get respect through force instead of being himself was one that couldn’t really be made better with some ice cream. ...It sure helped a lot, though. Wiping his nose, Maloof nodded.
Chuckling, Weasel reached over and ruffled the boy’s hair. “Attaboy. You’re gonna be a real big shot like yer papa some day, I know it.”
Maloof didn’t know if that thought was exciting or terrifying.
Frazie wasn’t sure if she wanted to give Maloof a hug or wring the little twerp’s neck for this fake-out. The latter was starting to win out. “All that work for nothing!” Frazie moaned, tossing the useless memories back where they came from.
Lili was definitely in the throttle camp, her fingers curled into aggravated claws. “Come on! I got thrown across the room for this! When I see that guy again, I’m gonna...! I’m gonna...!”
“You’re going to what?”
A voice called out from behind them. Twisting around, the girls’ eyes popped open as a portal materialized. Maloof stepped out, his shoes clacking on the floor.
Then another portal opened. Then another. And another. Another, another, anotheranotheranother...
Hundreds of little breaches in reality slid wide, each one spitting out a gun-wielding goon. Both girls quickly threw their hands up when they found themselves held at gunpoint by an entire mental firing squad.
A bead of sweat rolled down Frazie’s face. “Where’s Lefty?”
“You mean this guy?” Maloof snapped his fingers, and another portal opened up. Suddenly, Lefty was roughly booted out of it with a cry, landing on his back in front of his boss.
The suit moved to sit up, only for Maloof to kick him back down. “I’ll be having a little talk with him later. A looooong talk. I wouldn’t worry about him if I were you.”
Lili grit her teeth. “Where’s the real memory?!” she snapped, promptly shutting up when her attitude earned her a load of weapons aimed her way.
“I had a little hunch you two would be stopping by, so I did a little switcheroo. Oldest trick in the book,” Maloof drawled with a wave of his hand. “Though I didn’t expect you’d be able to survive the ambush, I admit. Surprise me once, shame on me.”
With a snap of his fingers, the air was filled with the clicks of weaponry as the crowd of thugs readied their guns. “I won’t let you surprise me twice.”
Frazie gulped. They didn’t stand a chance against this army. Her shield wouldn’t hold them off that long, and they’d be in a world of hurt the second it dropped. It pained her to admit it, but right now, her smelling salts seemed like the only sensible option.
Reluctantly, she resigned to their failure, preparing to make a grab for her capsule. But just as she was reaching for their escape plan, she froze as a loud, meaty sound rang out.
Thwack!
Halted in place, Frazie’s eyes flicked to and fro ahead of her, unable to process what she was seeing. Maloof was on the floor and Lefty was the one standing, fist raised... but something was different.
Maloof had just been punched out by... Maloof?
Maloof was in the white suit now, and also the black? Twins, one rubbing their aching cheek and the other glaring down at them with righteous fury.
Frazie slowly pushed her jaw back into place. You know what? She was gonna stand back and watch this play out - and it seemed all the gunmen agreed, lowering their weapons as they glanced back and forth between the two Maloofs. Ugh. She was just going to keep calling him Lefty until this was sorted out.
“I’ve had enough!” Lefty shouted.
Down on the floor, the old Maloof glared at him, trying to soothe the bruise on his face. “Pffff. Where was that attitude when Bobby was tying fish to your head with your own underwear? You’re pitiful. As soon as I came in with promises to make things better around here, you rolled over like a dog.”
‘Lefty’ looked down, guilt etched into his eyes... but when he glanced back up, they were steeled with newfound resolve. “I know I didn’t stand up for myself then... but I’m standing up for myself now.”
“Standing up against what? The guy who’s finally gonna get you the respect you’re owed? Because a couple morons got snagged out on the lake?”
“You’re really going to let people get kidnapped and possibly KILLED just because they gave you some wedgies?!” Lefty gestured wildly to Frazie and Lili. “They just want you to share one tiny bit of info, no cost to yourself, and you can’t even do that?! What is wrong with you?!”
“Just wedgies?!” Maloof snapped back. “They’ve ruined camp, they’ve ruined my trust in others, and they don’t care one bit! They’re a bunch of cads! Jerks, freaks, and morons! They’re rotten, all of them, and the ones that stood by and let it happen are the worst of all. They deserve it!”
“Well you deserved THAT,” Lefty spat, brushing off his knuckles. “The kids might’ve been jerks, but at the end of the day, they’re just bullies. You’re worse than a bully. You’re a monster.”
“I’m you, you idiot!”
“No.” Lefty spoke assuredly as he gave all his attention to his other half. “ I don’t have to be you. I don’t want to be you. I know I need to be stronger...” He glanced Frazie and Lili’s way. “But I don’t want to give up on people to do so. And thanks to them, I know it’s possible.”
Maloof scoffed, getting off the floor and dusting himself off. “This is ridiculous. I think it’s about time we ended this little charade...” He snapped his fingers once more, the loud crack echoing around the chamber. “Mikhail! Get over here!”
Frazie’s body tensed up at the sound of a familiar voice groaning and pushing itself up off the ground. The gangsters stepped aside and made a path for the right hand man to return, tugging his hat back into place.
“There you are,” Maloof snapped, giving him a dirty look. “You failed to defend the vault... but I’ll forgive you. If...” He pointed to his clone and the girls. “You make them sorry.”
Mikhail stared down at him, silent. Then, he stepped past him... and stopped by Lefty’s side. “No.”
“Good, make them-...” Maloof’s eyes shot wide. “Wait, what?!”
Mikhail’s representation crossed his arms, even as Lefty looked up at him in surprised awe. “I join Maloof to make him strong. So no one can hurt him again, to put bullies in place, not so he can hurt innocents. I value strength above all else... and you are not strong. You are baby hiding behind men. He... he is strong one.”
The power shift happened instantly. The gun-toting goons shared a confused look, shrugged, and adjusted their aim towards their former boss. Maloof threw his hands up, sweating bullets.
“W-what?” He turned slowly, all coldness lost from his face and replaced with panic. “Please! You don’t know what you’re doing! They’re setting you up to make a fool out of you, to let people walk all over you again!”
Chuckling, Lefty shook his head. “I’d rather people walk on me than grind them under my heel. But don’t worry... neither’s gonna happen. Now then...” He lifted a hand, and snapped his own fingers this time. “Let’s make this new management official.”
Before everyone’s eyes, the old Maloof’s body began fading away. He looked down at his slowly fading hands, a choked cry in his throat as his visibility slowly drained away. A moment later, he was nothing but a black suit, like Lefty had been before.
“That’s better.” Lefty turned away from him, head held high. “Fellas, hook my friend up here with a nice pair of cement shoes.”
The suit’s former lackeys were quick to converge on him, a couple grabbing onto his arms and dragging him off through a new portal. “Noooooo...!” he wailed, kicking all the way.
And then, he was gone. Hopefully a couple days in the stone sneakers of shame would mellow Maloof’s dark side out a bit.
Maloof - the one and only white-suited Maloof, now - stepped away from his gang to approach the girls, Mikhail following behind loyally. “My apologies for the scene,” he said.
“Uhhhhh...” Frazie tilted her head. “It’s alright? But... I don’t think I fully understand.”
“Make that WE don’t fully understand,” Lili tossed in with finger raised.
Maloof nodded, face solemn. “I’ll explain briefly. I was the Maloof in charge around here for a long time. Then Mikhail showed up and brought that new one with him.” He looked up at his right hand man, who offered a shrug. “That other Maloof promised to make things better, and foolishly, I believed him. I didn’t know he only planned to make things better for himself, treating everyone like tools to make the people who wronged us suffer.” The little boss sighed. “He wasn’t entirely wrong... I need to be tougher. And I’ll try my best. But I won’t let myself become him again.”
That made a bit more sense. Nodding slowly, Frazie offered him a smile. “Well, I’m glad to see control back where it belongs... buuuuut, what about that vault?”
“Ah, yes.” With another snap, another portal popped open by his side. A new safe waddled out of it, grunting softly as it stopped next to him.
“Handing this over is the least I can do after stopping me from sinking even further.” The girls watched as he bent over and started twisting the knob on the creature’s face. The vault didn’t seem to mind, even making a happy noise as its true owner popped it open and pulled out the photos within.
Tidying them into a neat stack, Maloof reached up to offer it to her. “For you.”
“Thanks, Lefty. Er... Maloof?” Malefty? Ah, forget it. Frazie took them and once again spread them out for her and Lili to analyze. This was the right memory, alright, calling back to yesterday at the lake... but its contents provided more questions than answers.
Now You See Them...
“A little bit faster, Mikhail. I want to feel the wind.”
“Will do. Is good practice, too.”
Their canoe picked up the pace, and Maloof sighed contently. Things had really started looking up after Mikhail had stepped in for him... Bobby and Benny were avoiding him, he had someone to cruise him across the lake in style, and they even had plans to get a little protection racket going.
Yep. Things were gonna change around here.
But as much as some things changed, some things stayed the same. Like other campers being annoying kissy-faced dweebs.
Maloof turned his head back, glaring at Milka and Elton smooching in the canoe behind them. Back of the pack, and they couldn’t care less. Maloof stuck his tongue out, gagging. What was so cool about locking lips, anyway? What’d ever happened to cooties?
He made his look even dirtier, but the two were in their own little world. Rolling his eyes, he made to turn around...
And almost missed an unbelievable sight. Heck, he saw it and still almost didn’t believe it.
One second, they were floating behind them. The next, a big dark spot rapidly grew under their boat. And then... the water exploded. It all happened in the span of a second. Some large, misshapen object burst from the lake, its maw spread wide. The kids didn’t even get a chance to scream before the thing swallowed them whole, canoe and all.
Alright, that was a little TOO much change for Maloof.
He hadn’t gotten a great look at it, but he knew it was time to get out of there. Now. In a panic, he tripped over himself crawling to the front of the canoe and grabbed Mikhail’s sleeve. “Mikhail! We need to get out of here! Go faster!”
His associate just gave him a confused look. “But I’m already going faster.”
“EVEN FASTER!” Maloof pleaded. “There’s something back there!” He took a deep breath, willing himself to stop shaking. “Get us back to shore NOW.”
Mikhail peeked past him, the waters completely still. As far as he was aware, he’d never noticed anyone or anything back there. Still... Maloof was the one making the shots around here. He just shrugged, pressing his fingers deeper into his temples. “As you wish, boss.”
On edge, Maloof took his seat again, constantly glancing behind them, but whatever he’d seen was gone. Milka and Elton were gone with it.
It’d been so fast, so surreal, he almost thought he’d imagined it. But he never saw the two campers the rest of the day, or the next. At first, it bugged him. The more he dwelled on it, though, the more he rationalized it to himself.
Who cared? Not him. Weird stuff happened at this camp all the time, and for once, it wasn’t happening to him. They’d never lifted a finger to help him out, and he didn’t feel inclined to do it himself. They’d be fine on their own.
And if they weren’t... well, that wasn’t his problem, now was it?
When they’d stopped looking it over, they could see Maloof wringing his hands. “I should’ve told someone. But even if I did, who would listen? I’m not even sure what I saw.”
Frazie and Lili weren’t sure either. Whatever they’d seen was big, it was scary, but they couldn’t exactly tell the counselors there was a giant man-eating blur in the lake.
It might be enough to get them moving at least. Then again, they were pretty adamant that everything was a-okay. For all she knew they would claim they’d made a false memory just to get them to go on a wild goose chase. And could Frazie blame them? They were going to have to convince them there was some kind of giant monster in the lake, and that sounded ridiculous even to her. Even when she’d just seen it with her own eyes.
No, she wasn’t going to bother Sasha and Milla until she was 100% sure they wouldn’t brush her concerns off.
Which meant they were going to need more evidence.
“Don’t beat yourself up over it,” Frazie offered him, soothingly. “What matters is you did the right thing in the end.” They just had to break into his head and overthrow his new power-hungry outlook in the process.
That last bit went unsaid, of course, and Maloof forced a small smile. “I guess so. I guess that means you’re leaving, now...?”
The girls nodded. “Yeah. We need to look into this and try and get Milka and Elton’s brains back,” Frazie admitted.
“I thought as much. At least allow me the honor of sending you off.”
The girls nodded, and a second later, Maloof sent them up on their merry way out of the city and out of his mind. Waving farewell, side by side with his memory vault and Mikhail, he called up after them. “Good luck, ladies! And don’t worry! Things are gonna change around here... for the better!”
Frazie breathed a soft sigh of relief once they were out of the big mental metropolis and back in nature. This was more her element. Definitely an exciting trip, though. It might be fun to take another visit to a big city... in the real world, where the scariest thing she’d have to worry about was getting overcharged for a hot dog.
Lili stirred beside her, and she reached over to give the girl a grateful pat on the shoulder. “I couldn’t have done it without you.”
Taking her praise to heart, Lili beamed up at her... then paused, eyes drifting off to the corner. “Thanks, but... I can’t help but feel we’re forgetting something.”
Thunk.
Both girls jolted. “What was that?” Lili asked.
It’d come from inside the cabin. Where the Psy Portal was and where it’d detach after use with no one to stop it and oooooh crap.
Wincing, Frazie listened in as a soft ‘huh?’ came from within. A second later, Maloof peeked out over their heads, a sour look on his face and her doorway in his hand. “Drop something?”
Lili suddenly found the ground very interesting while Frazie twiddled her thumbs. “Noooooo...?”
He wasn’t amused. “Get in here.”
Like hell. “So you can have Mikhail put us in the Telekiliminator?”
Maloof rolled his eyes, giving her trinket a shake. “I just want to talk. And if you want this back, you need to come get it anyway.”
Frazie and Lili gave each other a look while Maloof went to unblock the door. “Think he’s telling the truth?” Frazie asked quietly.
“Dunno. But if he’s not, I’ll go for Mikhail’s shins.”
Frazie had no plans to jump a kid no matter how strong that kid was... but she definitely had her shield prepared, juuuust in case. Leading the way, she took a deep breath and guided them around to the front door.
When they stepped in, the first thing they noticed was Mikhail kneeling over his finished project, a sloppily constructed desk made by jamming some headboards into the underside of Bobby’s mattress.
It lasted about five seconds before one of the legs slid out of place and the whole thing flopped over. Mikhail simply let out a disappointed hum. “I am bodyguard, not carpenter.”
Maloof didn’t seem to mind that much, more focused on the two girls that’d just raided his mind without his knowledge. Pacing back and forth in front of them, he shook his head while Frazie and Lili stood tensed.
“I oughta sic Mikhail on you two for disrespecting me like that,” he snapped, and Frazie immediately readied herself to fight off a telekinetic Russian kid. To her surprise, though, his face softened as he turned to face them. “But... honestly... I feel a lot better.”
The girls shared a glance. “You do?” Frazie asked.
“I do.” He dropped his head, looking ashamed. “The kids here have hurt me, but if I just let them be kidnapped and hurt even worse... I’d be no better than them. Heck, I’d be worse than them. Which is why I’m generously lowering the Psitanium price... to fifty-thousand arrowheads.”
“You WHAT?!”
Maloof laughed, tossing the Psy Portal to her. “Hey, I’ve earned one joke after your uninvited intrusion. I’d tell you what you need to know, but I have a hunch you already figured it out.”
That they had. Chuckling with relief, Frazie caught the door, nodded, and pocketed it. Pleased, Lili stepped up and lightly bumped the boy’s shoulder.
“You know, Maloof, you’re alright. Maybe you’re not so extremely punchable after all.”
He rubbed his arm, brow raised. “Excuse me?”
Lili smacked her cheeks. “That’s not what I meant! Sorry, it’s just people look at you and... ugh, never mind.” She dropped her hands and gave him an apologetic look. “If anyone else gives you trouble and Mikhail’s not enough to handle it, let me know and I’ll knock some skulls around, ‘kay?”
His natural bullyableness aside, her offer made his lips curl up into a smile. “I’ll keep it in mind. Now if you’ll excuse me...”
Giving their failed construction project a glance, he shrugged it off and stepped past them to the door. “C’mon, Mikhail, let’s do something more interesting. How about we try and sneak some ice cream from the lodge kitchen?”
Puzzled, but intrigued, Mikhail got up and followed after. “Is delicious idea... but dangerous. Ford is old and brittle, but he threaten to throw me in oven when I asked him for fight. Have hunch it’s not empty threat.”
“Ahhhh, he’s all talk. And when we’re done with that, maybe we can go looking for that big hairless bear you keep talking about.”
That got a grin out of Mikhail. “Is good plan, boss.”
“C’mon. You can call me Maloof, you know.”
He stopped at the threshold, then paused, one last thing on his mind. “Frazie?”
“Yeah?”
Maloof reached into his pocket, pulling out a little purple patch. He placed it in her hand - the real Invisibility merit badge. “Here, you can have it. I don’t plan on doing any hiding anymore, anyway.”
Grateful, she pinned it to her shawl with the rest of them. Bidding them farewell, the two boys finally departed, leaving one very mangled bed behind.
Frazie grimaced at it. Bobby wasn’t going to be happy, but hey, it wasn’t like he didn’t deserve a little humbling. Ignoring it, she looked down at Lili instead. “Alright... so there’s a monster in the lake.”
Stroking her chin, Lili hummed with thought. “You don’t think there could really be... a Hideous Hulking Lungfish of Lake Oblongata?” she asked, fingers curved into talons.
“Do you have to say it like that?”
“Yes.”
“Well... there’s no way to know for sure. How are we going to find out?”
Lili put her hands on her hips, chewing on her lip. “Hmmmmm... I might just have an idea. We have an old bathysphere down on the pier. We could use it to go down and look around, couldn’t we?”
Just the very suggestion made the older girl shiver. “Is it really a good idea to go underwater when there’s some sort of giant kidnapping thing in the lake?” Not to mention the idea of heading under the surface was already making her skin crawl. No doubt Galochio was already rubbing its grubby, watery palms together in anticipation.
“Is it the best idea?” Lili answered. “Probably not. But we need to figure out what we’re dealing with, and there might be a clue down there. We won’t go that far out! And besides, we just took down the mental mafia!” she boasted, throwing her hands up. “We can handle whatever it may be.”
Frazie absolutely hated where this was going. But finally, she just sighed and nodded. “I hope you’re right.”
She was in absolutely no rush to go lake diving, but Lili was, and so she had to start jogging when the kid ran out of the cabin. “Let’s go!” Lili called, leading the charge back to the main area.
Frazie couldn’t help but feel unsettled, spotting that the bridge guards had vanished. Kitty and Franke had just gotten bored and wandered off, right? Surely whatever lurked in the lake couldn’t leave the lake. The kids hadn’t been snagged while they were dealing with Maloof... right?
Trying to ignore that possibility, Frazie shook it off and crossed the bridge back to camp with Lili.
Unseen to either of them, a column of large, webbed handprints sat ignored against the canyon wall.
Notes:
Did you know writing a fight scene with 25+ participants is really freakin’ hard? Because it is. Let me know if anything was confusing, we put a lot of work into trying to make it all as coherent as possible!
That aside, that’s another mental world down and you all know what that means... more background information!
General aesthetic: The first thing you think of when you think of organized crime (or at least what I think, anyway) is dark city streets, alleyways, secret hideouts and criminals walking the streets. This was the primary building block for the world, where I wanted to make a sprawling cityscape that just oozes scummy vibes and unease wherever you looked.
Aside from Maloof’s men and a few extras, the city’s mostly empty, making for a profound sense of loneliness that’s soothed a bit by the only thing Maloof is really close to: His mafia family. It really drives home that he’s not just bitter, he’s alone.
While there were minds Raz wasn’t supposed to be in in canon, this is probably the first example of a world where if the owner figures out you’re there/where you are, you risk getting expelled. As such, I designed the world to be more focused on stealth than on combat, giving it a grand heist vibe.Invisible Enforcers: Can’t have a gang without gangsters, right? These are representations of all of Maloof’s mafia know-how: his family’s business, his personal experience with the people his father works with, even the goofy mobsters he sees on TV. Once Maloof started focusing on payback, he started seeing them as mere tools to get what he wanted, dehumanizing them, making everything but their clothes fade away so it was easier to stay detached from his men.
Once Maloof’s more humane side takes over and starts to see people as people again, I imagine they’ll slowly start to regain their faces. They’ll still look weird, not quite right, probably like caricatures of mobsters.
Object Permanence: Don’t get too attached to these guys. They’re really only here in Maloof’s mind, and maybe any potential future minds that have a stealth focus. I wanted to add something that’d add to the whole sneaky vibe, and so I threw in these guys as a sort of patrolling alarm system to add a bit more challenge to the girls’ heist. They’re a reference to the ability to remember things still exist even when they slip out of sight - ironic, since they seem to lack that ability themselves. Also sort of a playful take on those weird enemies in games that watch you slip by/beat up their friends without a care until you either get too close or step into sight.
Mikhail’s Representation (’Vengeance’): This one’s got a whole lot going on - most obviously it represents Mikhail, but it also represents what Mikhail offers Maloof and what he does for him. He not only emboldens his new strict persona, he also gives him the chance to take revenge on those who wronged him. On top of that, he sort of works as a weapon for Maloof, not being much more than his mental attack dog.
As for the fight, I always saw Mikhail as a grappler, with his love of wrestling and primary tactic of putting people into painful psychic holds. I wanted to incorporate that into the battle, making him focus on tossing the girls around either literally or with his sheer power. Eventually, he weaponizes it when he gives them something dangerous to be yeeted into, but this also proves his downfall when they turn it against him. I’d like to think they still coulda won even without the neurons, but it would’ve been much, much, MUCH more difficult and time-consuming. Basically one long game of keep away and lots of whittling down.
Also, as mentioned briefly in the chapter, the reason he’s so indomitable is because that’s how Maloof and the rest of the campers see him, Maloof included.
The two Maloofs: It’s a bit complex what each of them represent, and it can’t just be boiled down to good Maloof and bad Maloof. I think the best way to put it is this - Lefty was Maloof before Mikhail, and the other one is Maloof after.
The one that helped the girls out was a representation of Maloof’s old self, when he was weaker and gentler. It assisted them because deep down Maloof wanted to, but the Maloof in charge figured that being nice for the sake of it just wasn’t appealing anymore.
Likewise, the dark-suited Maloof is him once he’s grown colder, crueler, ready to stake his claim now that he had Mikhail in his corner backing him up. When he took over, he suppressed his weakness and in doing so turned his old self into a walking suit as well. And then called him Lefty, just to rub in the fact that while he’s still a high-ranking RIGHT hand man, he looks down on his old self and everything it allowed to happen.
Chapter 20: The B & B Blockade
Notes:
'Alright, last chapter was huuuge, I'm sure this one will be back around the 3.5k words the rest have averaged...'
*5.3k words*
...Well, I got the numbers right, at least! Juuust the wrong order. More content is never a bad thing though, eh? Let's go!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Ah, Lake Oblongata. Frazie’s recent yet most feared enemy.
And now she was minutes away from diving right into it.
At least she’d have Lili by her side, but that quite frankly didn’t do much to calm her nerves. Her spunky friend was tough, but Frazie didn’t think she’d be much help if Galochio got her and refused to let go. All she could do was pray that this bathysphere thing would do a good job keeping her dry.
Frazie was admittedly a bit ashamed that she briefly considered making some excuse to run off and let Lili go by herself. She shook that thought from her head, replacing it with more encouraging ones. Come on! She’d escaped exploding buildings, dodged bullets, and beaten King Kong! Surely she could handle a terrifying family curse that assured she’d die a slow and agonizing death if she went too deep into water.
Alright, maybe she could’ve worded that better.
“Frazie? Hey. Earth to Frazie. Come in, circus girl.”
Frazie shook herself out of her thoughts. By her side, Lili peered up at her with concern as they made their way down the bridge to the beach. “You alright? You’re looking kinda spaced out.”
“Never better,” Frazie lied blatantly through her teeth. She just had to keep telling herself everything would be alright, even if heading down into the lake went against every survival instinct she’d learned since she was young. “Where’s this bath sphere thing, anyway?”
“Bathysphere. Bath-e-sphere. It’s over there.” Lili wavered her finger out towards the farthest part of the docks once they’d reached the sand - if Frazie squinted, she could barely make out some weird metal contraption under the roof at the very end of the pier. Old, rusty... yeah, Frazie totally trusted this thing with her life. And that was just the stuff she could notice at a distance.
She was more than a little scared of how crappy it’d actually look up close. She’d find out soon enough, given how quickly Lili was leading the way. “This way!” the younger girl called, heading off to a hut at the side of the shore that stood between the beach and the farther docks. “We’ve gotta go through here.”
Frazie reluctantly followed after. Ford was in the little shack, because of course he was. The man had swapped back into his beachside get-up, his life jacket clinging around his shoulders as he lovingly wiped down one of his boats with a dampened rag.
...Hold on a second. She and Ford were working together now. Which meant now was a great time to tell him what they’d learned.
Leaning to the side, Frazie gave her friend a little nudge. “You go on ahead, I’ll catch up. Alright?”
“Eh? Why?”
Thinking quickly, Frazie tipped her head towards the old admiral. “Just gonna make sure we don’t have him on our butts for taking this thing for a spin.”
“Ooooh, good call.” Accepting her excuse, Lili picked up the pace and jogged out onto the planks extending across the water. “Don’t take too long!”
“I won’t,” Frazie promised. But she certainly wasn’t going to rush, either.
Once she was alone with the man, she cleared her throat loudly, drawing his attention.
“Eh?” Cruller turned away from his precious canoe, taking the opportunity to apply some more polish to his cloth. “Well now, if it isn’t lil’ miss too-good-for-my-canoe-lessons.”
“Ford!” Frazie brushed off his odd greeting, meeting him face to face. “We found Maloof and got what we needed. He didn’t make it easy, so we had to go in and take it, but I think everything worked out pretty well in the end.”
To her surprise, his brow furrowed in disapproval. “You took something from the Canola kid? I’d give it back if I were you. Poor sprout’s dealt with enough.”
Frazie blinked. Was... that a joke? “...Ehehe,” she finally chuckled dryly, offering a pity laugh. “Don’t worry, he’s fine.”
She expected him to drop his charade any second, congratulate her on a job well done, maybe theorize on what they’d learned. Instead, the awkward silence continued until she finally made herself break it. “Annnnyway... there’s something in the lake!”
Ford snorted. “Yeah, they’re called fish. Clams and crayfish, if you’re so inclined.”
Not even an uncomfortable giggle that time. Frazie’s face scrunched up in confusion instead. “...Allllright? Uh... Lili and I are gonna go check it out now.”
“Well, good luck with that,” Ford muttered off-handedly as he went back to waxing his boat. “Just put on a life jacket if you’re hitting the water, unless you want me to hit ya with my oar instead.”
He returned to his all-important boat worship, leaving Frazie to stare at the back of his head in befuddlement. Ford was acting weird. Well, weirder than normal, which was already really freakin’ weird. She understood that he was a master of disguise, but there was a point where refusing to break character was reeeeally unnerving. Just when she thought he couldn’t get any more bizarre, he defied expectations yet again.
Well, she’d filled him in, and that’s what mattered. She’d also put off her lake expedition as long as she could.
It was time to go join Lili.
Leaving Ford to his strange devices, Frazie gave him one last perplexed look before running off down the docks to catch up with her ally.
She’d expected to find Lili preparing their diving vehicle for departure... but the girl hadn’t even made it to the bathysphere. Frazie slowed to a stop when she spotted Lili halfway down the pier, arguing with a couple campers Frazie wasn’t exactly thrilled to be seeing again.
Bobby and Benny. Great.
“Come on, Bobby!” Lili snapped as Frazie arrived. “Could you do this some other time? Really, any other time. We have serious business to get to.”
Bobby just snorted, a cruel sneer on his lips. “Yeah? Me too! Like how I’m seriously keeping you dweebs from having fun! Haw!”
“Grrrr...! We’re not here for fun,” Lili hissed, frustration blatant. “We’re here on Psychonauts business. So I’m gonna tell you nicely one more time... get out of the way, or we’re going to throw you in the lake.”
“I’d love to see you try!” Bobby laughed, elbowing his accomplice. His purple lackey joined in on the guffawing.
“Yeah! We’re not afraid of you! Bobby could take you both with one hand tied behind his back. I make it overkill!”
“Wanna bet?” Frazie already had her fingers to her forehead, waggling telekinetic fingers threateningly. “Do you really think you can stop us?”
For a moment, Bobby looked slightly less cocky. Then, he smirked again, reaching into his pocket. “Chyeah. But if you dorkettes somehow managed to get by... this might stop you.”
He fished out a small metal stick, its iron shaft bent and jagged. Judging from the way Lili’s mouth hung open... that wasn’t good.
“You broke the lever off?!” she snarled.
Bobby cackled, waving the little rod back and forth in her face. When she tried to swipe for it, he jerked it back and stuffed it into his pocket. “Heck yeah, I did. You’ll never get that piece of junk to work without this doodad I took from it to keep dweebs like you out!”
“I thought you broke it by accident when you were trying to take it for a joyride?” Benny questioned.
All the wind emptied from Bobby’s sails as he gave his partner in crime a blank look. “Benny, how can your ears be so big when your mouth is even bigger? There’s not gonna be any room left on your stupid head!”
“M-my ears aren’t big!”
Alright... Frazie had already had enough of their shtick. She bent down, meeting Bobby eye to eye. “And what’s stopping us from just taking it from you?”
“Because you couldn’t! And also because you don’t know how to repair the bathysphere.”
“Do you?” Lili asked sharply.
“Psssh, no,” Bobby replied. “But I at least know what it looked like beforehand!”
For a moment, the four of them glared at each other - Frazie made hers as nasty as she could, shooting daggers with her eyes, but neither boy would budge. Finally, she threw her hands up with a groan. “Fine! We’ll figure something else out. Let’s get out of here, Lil.”
The two of them turned to go - though not before Lili made a threatening gesture - all while Bobby’s mocking laughter rang out over the lake. “Haw! Chalk another one up for the Zilch!”
Frazie huffed as they marched away... but deep down, she was a bit relieved they could put off their dive a little longer. Emphasis on a little. This was a reprieve, but she couldn’t let her phobia hold them back. They just needed a bit of time to figure out how to put Bobby in his place...
But as they stomped away, a small voice suddenly reached her. Not her ears - it reverberated directly in her mind.
“Frazie?”
She glanced down at Lili, but the girl was too busy fuming to herself. Who’d said that, then?
“Frazie, can you hear me? Behind you.”
Surprised, Frazie looked back to see Benny standing as firm and cross-armed as before - but the brief glance he sent her way gave away where his focus was. He was speaking directly into her mind, a trick she hadn’t tried since she was a little girl herself. Her father’s scolding had put a stop to that right quick.
How did it go again? Trying to play it cool, she turned back forward again, but slowed her pace while she tried to remember. It was just like thinking normally... except you took those thoughts and pushed them outward, redirecting them into someone else’s mind. It took a couple tries, but she finally felt her psyche link up with the boy’s.
“What do you want?” she thought, sending it behind her.
“I just wanted to thank you for earlier... you know, keeping our heads intact, getting us through an exploding building, being all awesome and junk...”
She hadn’t expected anything like praise to come from either of the two goons. She appreciated it... but that didn’t quite make up for halting them in their tracks. “Thankful enough to get Bobby to stop being a weenie?”
“He’s not a weenie!” Benny whined in her head. “He just... goes a bit hard sometimes.” A pause. “I don’t think I could get him to help you... but maybe I know someone who might.”
Now that got her attention. “I’m listening.”
“Yeah! You ever seen that girl with the space helmet? Chloe? Bobby talks about her a lot, and always tries to sit with her at lunch. She’s usually busy, though, always talking about trying to contact aliens or something. Maybe she’d be able to convince him?”
Hmmmm. Yeah, she’d seen Chloe - it was pretty hard to ignore a kid wearing such a noteworthy get-up. They’d never really interacted, but if she had any kind of sway on Bobby, Frazie might just have to. Hopefully the kid’s huge headwear meant she’d be pretty easy to track down. “You know, you can be pretty cool when you want to be, Benny. Why do you hang with that guy?”
“Bobby’s cool!” he protested.
“Agree to disagree. For what it’s worth, though... thanks.”
“Don’t mention it! I just thought, you know, since we made such a great team and all... I just thought maybe you’d appreciate it, and...”
“Whoops, getting out of range... gotta go, bye!” Frazie promptly severed their connection before it got weird. She could acknowledge Benny was a decent kid who kept bad company, and that was about it.
Smirking to herself, Frazie picked up the pace again, drawing a curious glance from Lili when they fell in step again. “What are you so happy about?”
“I might just have an idea how to get past Bobby.”
“Oh?” Lili looked up at her with intrigue, a gleam in her eyes. “Don’t keep me in suspense.”
Frazie quickly filled her in on her little mental chit-chat with the bully’s second-in-command. “Huh.” Lili put a hand to her chin as they reached the beach, pondering. “Bobby has a crush? I didn’t think he could feel anything except aggression and misplaced superiority.”
“Yeah, same here. But if there’s a chance it’ll work...”
“Then we’ve gotta take it!” Turning towards camp, Lili directed Frazie’s attention to a little cave off to the side. “She likes to hang out in the forest, trying to contact outer space or whatever. If we’re lucky, that tunnel should take us right to her! If we hurry, we can-”
Splash.
Both girls jumped as a loud, wet slosh echoed from the water. Slowly, they turned with gradually growing horror to see what’d made the sound. “Not another one...” Frazie breathed.
A boy awkwardly hobbled up from the depths, some seaweed sticking to his face and his blank eyes seeing nothing. “TV, my dudes...”
Oh, no. Frazie recognized that scarf, that face, always up on stage alongside Phoebe.
Quentin.
Phoebe was not going to be happy about her bandmate going brainless. Of course, Frazie hoped the little firestarter was still okay herself. The boy tried to wobble past them, and Frazie put a finger to his head to hold him in place. “We should hurry,” she murmured. “They’re going after the other campers.”
Lili had no complaints. “I’ll go put him with the others,” she decided, grabbing his shoulder. “You go find Chloe. We’ll meet back here once you’ve got her, alright?”
“On it.” With a parting nod, the girls split up, Lili escorting the debrained DJ back up to the lodge, and Frazie heading off to the side path her friend had pointed out.
Her eyes trailed up and down it. Dark, spooky... but a shortcut. Wordlessly, Frazie stepped inside, trusting that Lili’s word was genuine.
She’d take eerie caves over the lake, anyway.
The great outdoors was slowly becoming anything but now that Frazie knew something monstrous might be lurking behind every tree.
If there was a lake beast here, though, it still had a lot of work to do. The area felt emptier, but kids still flitted to and fro blissfully unaware they were being hunted. Dogen was holding a very heated conversation with a (thankfully intact) squirrel. The blonde girl and the afro kid were locked in a spirited argument, Frazie catching the latter asking where J.T. was. The former accused him of hiding J.T. from her. Clem wandered amongst the trees, calling out for Crystal with increasing concern. Frazie really hoped she’d just wandered off.
She also hoped Chloe was still around, or this whole trip would’ve been for nothing.
Things were looking dire. If Frazie couldn’t spot that big helmet clashing against the forest greenery, the odds were getting slimmer and slimmer. After a quick search, the acrobat sighed, ready to wander off and pray the girl could be found elsewhere.
Then she looked up, the gleam of sunlight on glass drawing her eye.
There she was. Chloe had managed to climb high up on a boulder, the kid fiddling with something in her hands. Breathing a sigh of relief, Frazie promptly hopped on her levitation ball and bounced up to meet her.
“Chloe!” She settled down on the rock, snapping her sphere with a pop. “There you are.”
“Mm?” The little astronaut eyed her through her helmet pane with brief interest before going back to toying with the little paper airplane in her hands. “Greetings. This is restricted airspace, so I’d appreciate it if you made it quick.”
“I will. I need a favor.” Frazie jerked a thumb over her shoulder, back towards the tunnel. “Bobby’s made a mess of things down at the docks and a little birdie told me you might be able to talk some sense into him.”
Chloe kept her head down, a disinterested hum escaping her as she worked at taping an antenna to her little paper spacecraft. “Nothing new there. But unfortunately, I’m busy. I’m not Bobby’s keeper, anyway.”
“I didn’t mean to imply you were, it’s just...” Frazie sighed, rubbing the back of her head. “Look. I’d really appreciate it if you could come see him, just for a minute. It’s really important.”
Chloe shrugged. “You have my sympathies. Still, I have no desire to involve myself in the affairs of earthlings.”
Frazie raised a brow. “Uh... you’re an ‘earthling’, too. Come on... pleeeeease?”
For the first time, Chloe looked fully up at her, annoyance plain on her face. “You come up to my runway and insult me? I’m on the verge of a breakthrough here! The last thing I need is to bother with some earth monkeys.”
The glare she got was so heated that Frazie found herself holding her hands out to defend herself. Clearly, now wasn’t the time to pick at her shtick. “Sorry! Look, I’ll help you with your project if you’ll just lend me a quick hand, alright?”
Chloe relaxed a bit, but finally went back to putting the finishing touches on her plane. “No thank you. I don’t trust earthlings with my sensitive equipment.”
Frazie gave her a deadpan look. Sensitive like paper and plastic? Still, the girl wasn’t budging. And frankly, with Bobby involved, Frazie couldn’t blame her.
Still, she needed her help... but Chloe was too invested in her outer space aspirations to even consider it.
Frazie put a hand to her chin, thinking hard. She really didn’t want to do this... Chloe was just being stubborn, but with more kids popping out of the lake without a brain, it was clear they didn’t have any time to fool around.
Frazie reached down to trace the outline of the Psy Portal in her pocket. If Chloe’s head was stuck in the stars... maybe there was a way to change her mind, even if only briefly.
Tugging the door from her skirt, Frazie shifted just slightly, keeping the device out of Chloe’s narrow field of view as she held it behind her. Gently, she pressed it against the back of her helmet.
Clunk.
Frazie waited for the familiar sound of a door opening, the glow of a new mental world opening before her.
It never came.
Puzzled, she swiftly hid the portal behind her back when Chloe turned to her, suspicious. “What was that?”
Eyes darting back and forth, Frazie finally glanced up and pointed to the branches above. “I think a squirrel dropped an acorn on you?”
She held her breath as Chloe considered it, sighing silently with relief as the girl shrugged and returned to her engineering. “Irritating earth rodents.”
It didn’t take Frazie long to piece together the problem. Chloe’s helmet was huge and thick, easily twice the size of her head. The perfect protection against a potential psychic probing. Frazie’s little door had no way to connect with her brain so long as that thing stood in the way.
Crap. Frazie knew there was no chance she’d take it off, either. There had to be another way.
Crouching down a tad, Frazie pretended to study Chloe’s little project alongside her, her eyes occasionally darting over to eye the girl. And there, hidden beneath the helmet, was the solution.
The hat was so big, a sizable gap rested between the helmet’s rear and Chloe’s neck. If Frazie could just get the right angle, it’d be a breeze to slide the doorway right up there and touch it to the back of her head.
She just needed the opportunity. And she had a hunch how to create it.
Handing off her door to her mental grip, Frazie levitated it behind Chloe’s back and held it there as she pointed out her little plane. By now, the space cadet had finished attaching the antenna to it, perfecting her masterpiece. “So... what’re you playing with, anyway?”
“I’m not playing. I’m working,” Chloe scoffed. “I’m testing a new low-orbit space plane design. If this one passes inspection, I should be able to craft a working space vessel in as little as a couple months.”
Somehow, Frazie doubted airplane folding translated that well to alien vehicle construction. Still, she’d developed a knack for playing along with childish antics thanks to her younger siblings. Reaching out, she pointed at the back edge of the little paper jet. “Are you sure? It looks pretty wide. Don’t you need a thinner spaceship to cut through the atmosphere or something?”
Chloe tutted, shaking her head back and forth. “Please, Frazie, leave the designing to the experts. Besides, if I cut down on it, there wouldn’t be any room for a hyperspace thruster.”
“Oh.” It made tooootal sense. Still, Frazie directed Chloe’s attention to the sides next. “But what if you put a smaller thruster on each wing instead? Same boost, and you could change the shape to be more aerodynamic.”
“Hmmmmm.” Intrigued, Chloe craned her head forward, staring intensely where Frazie was pointing. “You know... you may be onto something.”
Pretty smart for a dumb earth monkey, huh? But the small sense of satisfaction was nothing compared to the real prize. As Chloe tilted her head further and further forward, the gap at the back of her head opened up juuuust enough to...
There. Frazie promptly thrust the Psy Portal up into her helmet, and this time, it attached firmly to her noggin.
Chloe’s collar started to illuminate with a soft glow as the door’s light leaked out of her headgear, her analytical chatter dying down as she slipped into a trance.
Her airplane started to slip from her grasp, and Frazie carefully adjusted it so the girl had a firm grip on it. Satisfied, she shut her eyes and let her consciousness slip away. First down, then up, sliding under the barrier around her skull and finally slipping into the door she’d hidden away.
Hopefully, this world would be less dangerous than the last one.
Now entering:
Chloe’s Cosmic Charter
Frazie had never seen anything so beautiful before.
Billions upon trillions of stars, twinkling, glowing against the vast background of space. Planets of all sizes hung among them, the crimson miasma of a distant galaxy spreading out behind it all.
Sure, Frazie had spent plenty of nights atop the family caravan just staring up at the stars and thinking, but this was something else. It was like she was among the stars themselves, and if she just reached out, she could touch them.
So she tried. She took a step forward, reaching out a tentative hand...
...And hit glass.
Too good to be true. Still, to no one’s surprise, one thing was obvious: she was in space.
But where in space? What had her fingers hit? While she tried to figure it out, a low electronic voice pierced her thoughts.
“Ma’am, please keep your hands off the window.”
She backed off as a little white box flew into view, a pixelated face on its screen and a spray bottle clasped in its tiny claw arms. Before her eyes, it spritzed the smudge she’d left, gave her a look, and flew back off. “Errr... sorry?” Frazie called to it. Were you supposed to apologize to robots?
As her eyes followed it, she turned, finally figuring out where she was. Aside from the view out into the cosmos, everything was metal. Robots of all types moved to and fro, some flying, some rolling around on treads, each attending to their own personal tasks. Screens flittered around above a wide console, a huge hologram of various stars and planets glowing up above it. All sorts of control panels dotted the area... it was like Ford’s lair on a grander scale.
It was a spaceship. At least what Frazie imagined the inside of one looked like, anyway.
And every ship must have its captain.
Seated at the main console, Chloe’s fingers were a blur as she typed in various commands to her onboard computer. She was the only living being in this giant metal craft. A small living being, too, as the transparent celestials floating above dwarfed her in size.
Cautiously, Frazie approached her, stepping around little robots flitting all across the bridge as she made her way up to her fellow camper-turned-commander. “Chloe?”
The kid looked up from her work, eying her curiously through her helmet, and then nodded. “Ah... you must be the new recruit.”
“I... guess I am?” Frazie played along. She swung her arms out over the ship, knowing her chances of processing all this on her own were somewhere around zero. “Soooo, what’re we doing here?”
Chloe gave a disappointed click of her tongue. “Didn’t you read the mission briefing before you teleported up here? No matter. I’ll fill you in, greenhorn.”
With a few clacks of her keyboard, an image of waves rippling across space displayed over her console. “I’ve picked up a strange signal from somewhere far, far out there in the cosmos. It’s reaching out to me... but it’s faint. I need to know what’s sending it, but to find it, we’re going to have to charter a path. That’s where you come in.” Another few clicks, and a strange looking satellite popped up - except instead of a radio dish, a giant eye sat blinking on its bottom. “I’ve deployed a beacon that you should be able to connect to, seeing what it sees, and we can use that knowledge to guide us through the stars.”
Frazie understood approximately 30% of all that. “Coooould yoooou put that in layman’s terms?”
Chloe sighed. “Form a mental link with the satellite I put outside, use it to find the planet where the signal is coming from, and point me to it.”
That, Frazie could do. Probably. Maybe. “...What do you mean by mental link, exactly?”
“Clairvoyance. Look through its eye, and it’ll amplify your gaze throughout the quadrant.”
Clairvoyance? “I... don’t really know how to do that, yet.”
Chloe glanced her way, then sighed again. “This truly is rookie hour. But no matter, it’s not hard to learn. You can astral project, yes?”
If only Chloe knew that was what she was doing right now. “Yeeeeees?”
“Then you can use clairvoyance. It’s sort of the same thing, except instead of pushing into their minds, try and push into their eyes.” Chloe swiveled her seat to face her, resting her hands on her lap. “Try it on me until you get it. It shouldn’t take long.”
Frazie took a breath, nodding. Alright... she’d jumped into people’s heads, what, six times already? Give or take. Directing her energy into someone else was easy peasy by now. The hard part was trying to guide her focus somewhere beyond the brain.
Her brow furrowed, feeling a connection build between their two minds. A soft pressure flittered on her frontal lobe, a small sign of encouragement from Chloe. Concentrating, Frazie swept her focus all over Chloe’s brain, making the girl giggle as she sought a path to her eyes. “That tickles.”
At last, she found a route. The optic nerves. Pushing her projection along them, Frazie found herself surprised as her vision suddenly leapt into Chloe’s eyes.
She could see the world from Chloe’s point of view. Not all that different, really... except Frazie was aghast to see that for some reason, Chloe viewed her as some sort of maroon alien, her wide tufts of hair looking more like the wings of a butterfly while antennas poked out above them from the top of her head.
Frazie promptly cut the link, pouting. “I don’t have a butterfly head!”
“Subjective.”
“Well... I’m definitely not from outer space!”
“Don’t take it so literally, Frazie,” Chloe said. “Of course you’re just another earthling. But you’re... different from the rest. Not everyone would come here and help me find the way to my brethren.”
Frazie crossed her arms, but so long as people didn’t actually see her as a slimy space creature, she’d be fine. “Alright. Am I ready to get this show on the road, at least?”
“Affirmative.” Chloe returned to her console, fingers flying once again. “Allow me to pull the satellite into view.”
While Chloe tapped away, Frazie glanced around, watching the robotic crew do their medley of tasks. They worked quickly and efficiently, but the place still felt awful empty with only the occasional sounds of their beeping and whirring filling it. Finally, her eyes swept back over to the front window, a shudder rolling over her as the satellite she’d seen finally floated into view. It was a lot bigger than the hologram led her to believe... and also, it blinked. Bleugh.
“So you want me to look through the eyes of... that thing?” It gave Frazie the creeps, but finally, she relented and focused her attention on it. “Alright. Here goes nothing.”
She shut her eyes. Now that she knew the path to seek, it wasn’t hard to get clairvoyance working again. The dark canvas behind her lids quickly lit up from the machine’s point of view.
And she could see... everything.
It was as if the satellite amplified her vision a hundredfold. She could see every rivet, every facet of the ship - it looked a lot like Chloe’s helmet, honestly. As the satellite slowly swiveled to face away from the vehicle, she could see stars and spheres trillions of miles away as if they were up close. It was a bit... overwhelming, to say the least.
While her body steadied itself with deep breathing, Frazie’s mind started scouring the endless void. The first thing she noticed was that she could see things she wasn’t able to see normally - far, far in the distance, a steady stream of radio waves pulsed outwards from a lone planetoid. To her surprise, it looked oddly... hospitable. Despite being covered in greenery and water, it definitely wasn’t Earth. That was all she could make out from this far away.
“I think I’ve got it,” Frazie finally spoke.
“Coordinates?” Chloe asked curtly.
“Uhhhhh... a gajillion yards away and slightly to the left?”
“The numbers, Frazie. You should be able to get a reading from the satellite.”
Perplexed, Frazie squinted at the planet even harder... and suddenly, the sides of her vision were full of all sorts of numbers and letters. Section CL0 Triple E Hector... it was all meaningless technobabble to her, but she read it off to the best of her ability.
When she’d finished and pulled back to her own body, Chloe was typing away even faster, looking pleased. “Yes, yes, that’s it...!” she exclaimed, pressing one final button.
A new hologram popped up, this one a replica of what Frazie had seen. “Is that what you were looking for?” Frazie asked.
“Only one way to find out.” Chloe stood up from her seat, waving her arms and barking orders to her crewmates. “The coordinates have been locked! Prepare the interstellar hyperdrive and engage all thrusters. Let’s go!”
She plopped back into her seat, giving Frazie a cautious glance. “You might want to grab onto something.”
Frazie promptly gripped the back of Chloe’s seat tightly. All around them, robots buzzed back and forth as they prepared for... whatever the heck Chloe had been talking about. While Frazie looked over it all, she couldn’t help but notice the captain drumming her fingers along her armrests, impatient, excited. “What do you think this signal’s going to lead us to, anyway?” Frazie finally asked.
Chloe thought a moment before responding. “Cygnus A. My home planet.”
“Home? But...” Frazie cut herself off. Best to just play along for now and see where this went. Instead, she just nodded, tightening her grip as the ship began to hum to life.
A low whirr grew to a loud buzz as a subtle vibration ran through the metal around them. The satellite drifted out of the way, clearing their path, and that was their cue to take off. Frazie flinched and held the seat tighter as a loud boom reverberated around them, the stars outside suddenly becoming a blur as they cruised forward at speeds never seen by man before.
They were off. Sailing through the cosmos, in search of worlds unknown.
Notes:
Thanks again to DiLithiumDragon and SandrC! They were a lot of help with this one since sci-fi isn't my forte. Despite that, I'm pumped for the scale and creative potential of this whimsical world.
Also, clairvoyance is here, the power everyone loves! I’m not gonna have Frazie running around using it on everyone, sorry to say, but I did come up with some ways people see her off the top of my head. I thought y’all might like to see some of the more interesting ones!
Dogen: A cartoony version of her holding onto his tinfoil cap for him and giving an encouraging thumbs up
Clem and Crystal: A savior figure, sort of how Sheegor sees Raz
Maloof: Frazie offering him a helping hand up, trying to pull him back to viewing people in a healthier way (Sandr’s idea, I had trouble with him)
Lili: Varies. Sometimes sees her as a teacher, sometimes as someone really cool (skateboarder Frazie anyone), and occasionally, as a big sister.
Sasha: Also varies. Sometimes a student, sometimes an experiment, and very rarely, he sees her as a criminal as he ponders about what exactly her strange mental world could mean.
Milla: A dancer, believing she’d have some sick moves after seeing her graceful levitation performance.
Nils: Don’t ask.
Bonfear: Firefighter Frazie
Phoebe/Freezie: A Frazie made entirely of fire
Clem’s Dad: ‘Not Clem’, up until she’s actually fighting him, after which it might be her carrying a shield as Clem’s defender
Mikhail’s Representation: A teeny robber
Chapter 21: Globetrotting
Notes:
This one took some time since I've been a bit sick, but hopefully it’s worth the wait! Still, my eyes and head have been wonky ever since, and I can’t see a doctor for a couple weeks. That, combined with the end of the year coming, means don’t be surprised if the next part takes time as well. But hopefully it won’t take too long!
Health issues aside... 200 kudos! 6000 views! Thank you all so much for reading, for commenting, for everything! Now without further ado, and with the usual thanks to DiLithium and Sandr for their wonderful betaing... it’s time for
ACROBAAAAAT
INNNNN
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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The ship almost seemed to judder around them as it raced across thousands of lightyears in the span of seconds. Frazie grit her teeth and gripped Chloe’s seat, praying everything wouldn’t spontaneously fall apart, but the little captain sat completely calm while stars and worlds whipped by in a flash.
Just as quickly as it’d started, the vehicle stopped on a dime. The planet Frazie had scouted so far, far away suddenly filled up the ship’s window. Just like she’d seen through the eye of the satellite, it was very Earth-esque, covered in trees and dirt, and yet so different. There was very little water to be seen - thank goodness - mostly concentrated in one spot while forest and mountains covered the rest.
A soft ‘wow’ escaped Frazie. Sure, it wasn’t real... but the sight took her breath away nonetheless. This was the next best thing to actually going to space.
While Frazie took in the beauty of a whole new world, though, Chloe paid it little mind, more interested in the various readings on her monitor. “Hmmmm. My scanners aren’t picking up any lifeforms on the planet, despite its atmosphere being entirely habitable. How strange...”
“No one’s on it?” Frazie asked. “Sooooo, it isn’t your home planet?”
“It seems not,” Chloe answered with a hint of dejection. “But, for some reason, the signal being broadcasted to me is being routed here. Something down there is responsible, and your mission is to go down there and see what it is.”
She’d been conscripted into Chloe’s intergalactic crew, so if the captain ordered it, Frazie would obey. She just needed more information first. “Alright... any idea what I’m looking for?”
“At a glance, the world seems rather primitive in nature. Despite the lack of water, similarity to Earth, and the signal triangulation having lead here, there's little to no metal to be found on this planet. You’d need something particularly advanced to redirect radar waves across the galaxy, so I imagine the cause will stick out like a sore thumb.”
Soooo, look for something technological and out of place. “Got it.”
“Also, while this planet may be hospitable,” Chloe added as she reached under her desk, “you should still take precautions. Plus, we need a way to keep in touch. So here... take this.”
The kid pulled another helmet out, offering it up to her subordinate. Frazie took it with both hands, turning it to peer inside. “Thanks, but don’t I need a suit to go with this or something?” She was the exact opposite of a space expert, but even she knew that.
“I don’t have anything in your size.”
Frazie blinked. “That’s... never mind.” That didn’t answer the question at all, but you know what? Forget it. This was a mindspace, not actual space. She probably didn’t even need the helmet, but she’d keep it to have a way to stay in contact.
She just had to... find a way to get it to fit over her massive tufts of hair. It fit snugly over most of her face, but in the end, her sidetails were stuck jutting down out of the helmet. Well, this was a fashion disaster, but she’d deal with it.
At least Chloe seemed to approve, giving her a thumbs up. “Looking good. Now let’s get you down to the surface to investigate.”
Frazie nodded. “Allllright. And how do you plan to do-“
Bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!
“-that?”
In the blink of an eye, a pillar of white light descended on her and swallowed her up. One second, she’d been up in the atmosphere, the next, she was talking to thin air. She’d been teleported. “Ah. That’s how.”
Frazie straightened back up, taking in everything through her helmet. Up close and personal, she very quickly pieced together what this world was all about.
Pine trees surrounded her, and underneath her feet, clear-cut dirt paths marked routes around the area. Small wooden huts dotted here and there, nothing extravagant, yet still very familiar.
It was the camp, on a global scale.
It was like someone had taken Whispering Rock and both stretched and shrunk it simultaneously. The camp was blown up to encompass the entire planet, and yet that planet wasn’t all too big to begin with. She estimated if she rolled nonstop on her levitation orb, she could circle the globe in a few minutes.
But if it was camp... where was everyone?
Frazie spun in a circle, arms held out, gesturing over the empty clearing. “Hello?” she called. “Anyone here?”
“I told you,” Chloe’s voice suddenly crackled in her ear, making her jump. “The planet’s empty.”
“But there’s buildings here!” Frazie pointed out.
“Hmmm... perhaps the remnants of a species that moved on somewhere else?” Chloe suggested. “Fascinating.”
Frazie found it more strange than fascinating, but she was speaking from the viewpoint of someone outside the mindspace. Then again... she didn’t even see any figments of campers. It was like this place had sprung up and never been inhabited.
Frazie shook her head, focusing elsewhere. Whatever it meant, that wasn’t important. What was important was finding some sort of doodad amidst the woodland. Now where to start...?
She took a step towards the cabins to begin with... an unusually springy step. She paused and hummed, bouncing on her feet. What would normally be a couple tiny hops pushed her a good half foot off the ground. “Whoa!”
Experimenting, Frazie leapt, soaring higher than she ever had before. Flipping slowly through the air, she descended gently, touching back to the ground like she’d been gently set down. “This is awesome!” She was living an acrobat’s dream.
A good few low gravity backflips, twirls, and swings later, Chloe’s voice crackled in her ear again. “Frazie. The mission. Focus.”
Oof. Chastised by a child. “Right, right, sorry.” Returning to earth, Frazie found the cabin again and headed for it. “Now let’s see here...”
She checked thoroughly. Under tables, beneath counters, even taking the (welcome) opportunity to high-jump up to the roof and check there. Not a thing. Nothing even remotely close to technological, just wood, wood, and more wood.
From there, Frazie spread her search out, hopping on her orb and rolling through the trees. While she went, she peered up, noticing the sun had shifted quite a bit from when she’d first arrived. It seemed the orbit here was a lot faster than normal.
Hoping to scan the entire sphere before night fell, Frazie rolled in all directions, steering clear of the miniature lake and the Galactic Galochio that no doubt lurked within as she rolled all over the wrap-around camp. No luck.
By now, it was already late afternoon. With the sun setting and her options dwindling, Frazie stomped down on her ball and shoved up off the ground, almost rocketing straight up into the stratosphere as she took a bird’s eye view of the planet.
“Hmmm...” Her eyes swiveled from the trees to the nearby mountains, inspecting closely...
There.
Atop one of the peaks, something metallic gleamed in the setting sunlight. Redirecting herself, Frazie popped her sphere and floated down towards it with a bubble.
Up close, she found something not too unlike the satellite that’d guided them here in the first place. Smaller and rounder, but it still had that big ol’ eye that made Frazie shudder. “Hey, you...” Frazie greeted with a grimace, getting a blink in response. Holding it in one hand, she used the other to tap the side of her helmet. “I think I found it, Chloe.”
“Hold it up a bit higher so I can pick it up.”
Frazie lifted it up and stared right into its unerring gaze, waiting until Chloe’s voice finally broke their staring contest. “Yes, this is it. It’s not creating the signal, but its being used to extend it.”
“So this planet was a bust?” Frazie asked.
“No, no... this might not be the right beacon, but I still detect the main signal. It’s closer now. If you deploy this little satellite, you should be able to use it to direct us closer to the source.”
“Soooo... throw this thing up into the sky and use Clairvoyance on it to find another planet?”
“Precisely.”
Frazie looked down at the little satellite in her hands and shrugged. “Alley-oop!” Crouching low, she flung it skyward, letting the low gravity do the rest.
It rose higher and higher until it finally settled up in the darkening sky. Pressing fingers to her temple, Frazie used her new trick to see through its eye.
Another sprawling snapshot of the universe stretched out before her, somehow similar and different to the last one. Once more thrown off by her massively improved vision, Frazie glanced around until she spotted the steadily pulsing signal beam and narrowed her focus on it.
When she saw their next destination, she had to double check she had the right place. The planet was... strange, to say the least. It was very flat and dark, like a giant black doughnut on its side. Did that even count as a planet? Well, it was where the signal was coming from, so Frazie narrowed her borrowed gaze on it and read off the coordinates that appeared.
“Section TE3 Double E Victor...” Chloe repeated. “Good job, cadet. Give me a moment to lock it in.”
“Gotcha.” While Frazie waited, she glanced out over the landscape, watching as night finally fell across the planet. It might’ve been a familiar sight, but seeing it rearranged and given its own place in the cosmos gave it a sort of unnatural beauty.
At least until night fully fell... then things took a sharp turn for the worse. Frazie flinched as a beastly howl rang out far down below. “W-wait, wasn’t this place empty...?”
She was thankfully high up above, but glancing down at the trees below, she could make out shadowy figures creeping through the darkness. Large lumps and small lithe creatures prowling about, blending in with the shadows, crawling on all fours.
Okay, it was a helluva lot less beautiful now. “Uh... Chloe? Can you speed it up a little?” Frazie called tersely.
In response, she was thankfully whisked away from her safe perch and beamed back aboard the ship.
“Phew...” Frazie put her hands on her knees and breathed a deep sigh of relief when she found herself back amongst the robot crew. She wasn’t sure what Chloe had seen lurking around the camp at night, but whatever it was, it was pretty scary.
Still over in her seat, Chloe raised a brow behind her helmet. “Are you alright? Let me know if I should delay takeoff. Having to clean puke out of your helmet would be unpleasant.”
“No, no,” Frazie insisted, taking a breath and grabbing onto the nearest chair. “Please, get us out of here.”
“Roger.”
Once more, the ship hummed to life, and a second later, the girls and their robot crewmates were hurtling onwards to their next destination.
Once more their spacecraft slowed to a stop, defying all known laws of physics as it braked smoothly at trillions of miles per second.
The newest planet hung in front of the ship. At a closer glance, it looked like some kind of hub - spaceships of all kinds sat docked around its rim, with various metal structures poking up here and there on both sides of the disc.
Immediately, Chloe leaned forward in her seat, spotting the various signs of advanced life. Her hands darted to her keyboard, her screen reflected in her visor. “I’m picking up radio signals!”
Surprised, Frazie raced to her side. “What does that mean? Did we find Cygnus?”
“I don’t think so. The signal’s stronger, but not coming from here. But it means there might be lifeforms here we can communicate with...!” Fingers practically trembling, Chloe typed in a few more commands, changing her feed to a video call. “This is Captain Chloe, sending a call to any local sentient species. Do you copy?”
For a moment, the screen stayed blank. And then, it flashed, lighting up with an image from down below. It looked like a busy market, with bizarre figures strolling by in the background, strange creatures of all shapes and sizes with all manners of parts.
In the center of the screen sat a squat green creature, with mismatched eyes on stalks and a massive set of fringed lips spreading out past its face.
Frazie’s jaw dropped. “Holy crap... aliens, Chloe! Aliens!!!”
Chloe’s hands were clenched with the barely restrained urge to jump for joy. When confronting extraterrestrial life, one must remain calm and composed. Taking a deep breath, the young captain simply nodded in response before addressing her caller.
“Greetings,” she said, spreading four of her fingers into a V shape. “We come in peace. I just have a few questions to ask, if it isn’t any trouble... primarily, have you received any correspondence from Cygnus A?” And then, she started gushing. “Also, what are your customs like? Your species? Your home?”
The alien blinked at her, and then waved, saying nothing.
Chloe paused, then tapped a few more buttons. “My sincerest apologies, I must have had the volume off. Feel free to speak your mind. Over.”
Again, the creature remained silent, simply shrugging.
Perplexed, Chloe seemed frustrated as she tried one last thing. “I promise, we mean you no harm, don’t be afraid to communicate. Ahh... have you, by chance, seen a quasigalactic multiamplifying beacon?”
At that, the alien snapped its fingers and started rummaging offscreen. A second later, it returned, holding up a little satellite identical to the one Frazie had found on the last planet.
Chloe smiled, a bit lopsidedly. “Yes, that. If you’d be so kind as to hold onto that for us, I’ll send someone to come barter for it...?”
She received a thumbs up in response, and the broadcast finally cut out. Groaning, Chloe held her head in her hands.
Confused, Frazie reached down to rest a hand on her back. “What’s wrong? I thought you wanted to find aliens.”
“I do, but I was hoping for ones I could, you know... communicate with.” Chloe sighed, sitting back up. “No matter. I detect fuel on the planet, and we know there’s another beacon beaming Cygnus’ signal to us. I’ll bring us down and refill the tank while you go find its owner.”
Letting her go, Frazie tipped her head. “Aye-aye, cap’n.”
Disappointed, but resolute, Chloe guided their ship forward again at a much more manageable pace, sending it drifting down to join the many other ships in galactic port. Once more the teleportation beam swallowed Frazie and sent her down - this time, with Chloe at her side.
On the surface, everything looked a lot more bustling, with bizarre creatures walking about hither and thither, circling around the big hole in the planet’s center as they went on their way. Once more, Chloe called out to a nearby group of aliens, and they all waved in response.
Grumbling, the kid gave up and walked over to the nearby fuel station that looked suspiciously like an Earth gas pump. “Hrm... if you’d be so kind as to go find that merchant, Frazie?”
The older girl saluted. “I’ll be back in a flash.” With nothing more to be said, she jogged off into the throng of planetary pedestrians.
Frazie hadn’t been in too many crowds before, unless you counted the rare ones at her family circus - but being in such a hugely varied one really took the cake nonetheless. There were aliens twice her size with thick stomachs and thin heads, teeny ones that were basically sliding blobs, and everything in between.
It’d be hard to find the correct stall on such a busy street. “Has anyone here seen a guy with a beacon?” she tried calling out among the silent throng. “Small, metal, has a really creepy eye sitting on it. Come on now, don’t all speak up at onc-“ Her words cut off as she suddenly bumped into one of the aliens from behind. “Oof! Sorry...”
The creature turned to face her - squat, yet stout, a little big bigger than her and much wider. It had tentacles for legs and arms, and a speckled green face with three eyes behind a pointed glass helmet. Those eyes promptly narrowed as it suddenly growled at her through sharp fangs.
Frazie took a step back, holding her hands up as the angry alien advanced on her. “Hey, relax! It was just an accident.”
Her plea fell on deaf (non-existent?) ears... and before she could protest further, red sigils sprouted up all around the creature, spewing out little men in spacesuits. Censors, howling their usual catchphrase behind their helmets.
Frazie gasped and quickly switched to a fighting stance, pointing at the snarling brute. “Wait a second... you’re not an alien, you’re with them!”
Obsession
Hard to ignore.
Crud. The crowd around them split apart, making room for the sudden street brawl between her, this unknown threat, and its lackeys. Already the censors were hopping towards her, low gravity slowing their approach a bit as they jumped her way.
Fine by her. Taking out the small fries first was always a good idea. Pulling her fist back, Frazie channeled her energy into it and struck out at the nearest goon...
...And her punch swerved, barely doing a thing as it slammed into the Obsession’s side.
“What?” Before Frazie could process what’d just happened, she felt a sharp sting in her stomach as the censor’s stamp slammed into it.
“Ghhh...!” Clutching her shirt, Frazie backed off as both the victorious censor and its tanky friend chortled at her. Ticked off now, Frazie once more swung towards another censor, only to once more find her attack unusually drawn towards the biggest foe there.
Sidestepping the counterattack this time, Frazie glared at the big fella. She wasn’t sure how, but its mere presence was forcing her to focus on it. Which meant the normally easy-to-dispatch cannon fodder now had free reign to ruin her day.
She didn’t have much choice. “Alright, fine! You want my attention so bad? You can have it!”
Rolling into the fray, Frazie kicked at it, unleashing a fierce flurry of psychic blows. No longer laughing, the creature shielded itself with its tentacles, blocking each hit with a grunt. It was durable, but she was wearing it down.
In a fit of desperation, it swung its arms out wide, catching her midswing. Knocked off her feet, Frazie yelped and threw her shield up as low gravity sent her wrapping around the outer rim to the flipside of the planet.
The barrier was a good call. After a few second’s flight, she crashed into a large metal booth, hanging upside down over a table of displaced goods. “Ugh.” Dropping the shield, she sat up...
...And found herself face to face with a huuuuge pair of lips.
A short scream escaped her. Thankfully, the creature wasn’t bothered by her rudeness. Even better... she recognized that massive maw from Chloe’s video screen.
“Hey!” she said once she recognized it. “Hey, you! It’s me, from the call! Listen, I’m sorry for the barging in like this, but I need that beacon and I need it in...” She glanced back to see the angry mind defenders approaching over the horizon. “...The next five seconds. I can give you, uh...” She rummaged in her pockets. “A dream fluff wrapper, some smelling salts... no, wait, I need that...”
Her rummaging was suddenly interrupted as the alien held the device up to her. It shook its head and smiled a bit wider, offering it for free.
“Really?” Frazie took it gingerly, the construct’s eye popping open to inspect her. “You’re a lifesaver.” She’d never been so grateful to an imaginary creature before.
Sadly, it was only a metaphorical lifesaver, not a literal one. There was still an angry crowd on its way, and Frazie needed to get out of there before they took their frustration out on the kind merchant’s stall.
Tucking the beacon under her arm, Frazie ducked low, preparing a potentially stupid plan. “Thanks again!” Frazie called to the shopkeep before leaping back outside - running straight for the Obsession.
It spread its tentacles wide as if to catch her, flanked on both sides by its back-up censors ready to pummel her silly. Gathering heat in her mind, Frazie charged ahead fearlessly, waiting for the right moment.
Finally, face to face with the beefy brute, she jumped and let the fire loose at the same time. A burst of pyrokinesis exploded around her as she leapt high over it, catching the creature and some of the space lawyers in the blast. It could steal her attention, but it couldn’t block an attack that hit everyone.
Frazie could hear the Obsession and the few censors she’d caught succumbing to the flames, but there were still a bunch more squabbling angrily as they gave chase. And from the sound of it, more portals were popping up to deposit reinforcements. Keeping her focus up front, she hopped on her levitation orb and made a run for it, rolling back to the disc’s other side.
She easily outsped her pursuers, but she was stuck on this planet with no escape. They’d catch her eventually... unless she and Chloe got out of there ASAP.
Dodging around curious cosmic civilians, Frazie spotted her captain pulling a nozzle out of the slot in her spacecraft’s side.
“Start the ship, Chloe! Start the ship!” she called. Chloe turned to ask why, only to spot the crowd of tiny astronauts and a couple angry aliens stampeding after her.
“Oh, quasar.” Dropping the pump, the handle clanked to the floor as she quickly closed the fuel port and then disappeared in a flash of light. A moment later, the angry clamor behind Frazie vanished as the same light teleported her away.
“To your stations!” Chloe barked, startling a bunch of loitering robots into action. The whirr of rolling treads and the hum of hovering screens filled the air as they prepped the ship for launch.
Only once the ship pulled out of port and flew a safe distance away did Frazie finally relax. She chuckled sheepishly. “Eheh... sorry about the unwelcome surprise,” she murmured, “buuuut... I got it.”
Frazie pulled the little satellite out from under her arm and handed it over to the little captain. Chloe took it, humming with approval. “You’ve proven yourself trustworthy, cadet. Keep it up, and there may be a promotion in store for you.”
Frazie didn’t really expect to stay here long enough to capitalize on that, but more importantly, they had the key to carry on their quest. Chloe held the beacon up, and in a flash, it was teleported right outside the main window. “Now you just have to-”
“Clairvoyance and scout; yep, yep, I’ve got it.” Knowing the routine by now, Frazie dove into the satellite’s vision and began her search.
Their next location: Section HU0 Double E Sierra, a rocky and barren lump of a planet. There was an unusual structure on it, though, one Frazie would need to be closer to inspect. As she returned and read the coordinates off, she wondered if this jump would take them somewhere important.
In a way, it would be.
One spontaneous case of galactic speeding later, their next locale rotated in front of the ship.
It was so... bland. One big spinning brown dirtball with only a few caves and cliffs adorning it. It made its one noteworthy feature stand out all the more: some sort of pristine temple, situated at the top of the globe.
Well, at least Frazie had a good idea where to start searching if she needed to go beacon hunting again. And on that note... “Did we finally make it?” Frazie asked.
Some quick typing brought up rows and rows of data for Chloe to analyze, and the child studied them for quite awhile. “I’m... unsure. The signal here is strong, but I don’t know if it’s strong enough.I’m picking up lifeforms here, but I can’t send a message to them. You’ll need to go down and check for any signs of intelligence. One way or another, we’re close.”
If this wasn’t the right place, the next would be. That was reassuring at least. Nodding, Frazie twisted her helmet a bit, hoping it wasn’t ruining her hair too much. “Ready when you are, then. Just gimme a sec, all this teleporting’s starting to get a bit disorien-”
In a flash, her feet were on solid stone instead of steel. “Thanks,” she quipped to her radio.
“Sorry.”
Once she was ready, Frazie prepared to set off across the barren plains. There was only one thing here worth checking out, and she was determined to find it.
But before she could... she was surrounded.
Either she’d landed among them or they’d snuck up on her while she was still recovering, but she was waist deep in a small crowd of little creatures. She twisted back and forth, on the defensive. “Hey...! Back off! I can start fires with my mind and I’m not afraid to do it!”
She prepared some psi blasts for firing, only to dismiss them when she realized the creatures weren’t aggressive. If anything... they were curious. Small, square-faced aliens with thick brows and vacant stares, all dressed up in tattered rags. Like a buncha little cosmic cavemen.
Mumbling in incoherent grunts and gibberish, they poked and prodded at her, a couple batting her ponytail around while one picked up her foot and inspected the sole. “What are you... ahahahaaa!” A burst of laughter slipped out of her as a couple others nudged her ribs. “Stop it, that tickles!”
Some of the creatures imitated her, giggling and clapping in what she could only assume was approval. A strange bunch, but a harmless and inquisitive one.
That was worth a report to the captain. “There’s a buncha goofy little guys down here,” she filled her in over the radio. “Are these what you were looking for, Chloe? They seem pretty friendly to me. Not very bright, but friendly.”
After a moment, she got a response. “No. They’re friendly... but primitive. Too unintelligent to hope to glean anything from them. We’re not at Cygnus A yet. We need to keep going. Whatever’s trying to reach me is smart enough to broadcast its own signal... we just need to find them. We’re almost there. I can feel it.”
Welp. “Sorry guys, but I gotta go,” Frazie apologized as she tried to step over them. It took a bit of wobbling, but she finally hurdled over a couple. Instead of taking the hint, though, the crowd of Cro-Magnons huddled behind her, mumbling and following even as she tried to walk away.
It looked like she had an entourage now. At least they made the trek over this drab desert more interesting. Frazie couldn’t help but giggle as they waddled behind, occasionally playing with each other or trying to view her from another angle. She’d take this over the earlier scuffle, any day.
...And as if in retaliation, portals popped up in front of her. More Censors spilled out ahead and an Obsession suddenly sprouted up from the floor, snarling. They weren’t alone. A couple Regrets and Doubts poured in from above and below, filling the barren landscape with a violent mob in seconds.
She just had to open her big, fat mouth. The last planet’s merchant would be jealous.
Behind her, her followers screeched and squawked in panic, scrambling away from the intruders. But as scary as they were, it was Frazie they wanted. Determined to protect them nonetheless, Frazie swung a hand down, calling out to the defense force. “Come on! I’m not running away this time!”
Like it or not, the big guy had to go first. But if she was smart... she could multitask. As they rushed her, she flipped to the side, positioning a Censor between her and the Obsession. Before it could realize her plan, she lashed out, aiming for the big baddie and hitting its grunt in the crossfire. She kicked the little gremlin like a football, cracking the alien’s glass when their helmets collided.
Rinse and repeat. Her newest foe might draw her attacks, but it couldn’t stop her from hitting anything between them. Alternating between psi blasts and psychic strikes, she wiped out the Censors, their cries vanishing with them into thin air as she chipped away at the Obsession in the process. She flipped again, ready to finish them off...
...Only to get stuck fast. Underfoot, purple sludge held her fast as an orange face leered up at her. “Eck!” Strings of gunk clung to the bottoms of her shoes as she strained to step off.
She couldn’t do it fast enough. Frazie only had enough time to make out the shrill whistle of something falling overhead before a hefty weight smashed down on her helmet.
Her glass cracked, she heard a sharp staticky noise, and the Regret that’d pegged her buzzed away to reload. While her vision was splintered by the split in her visor, she was thankfully (mostly) unharmed. Her headgear had absorbed the majority of the blow.
Still, she had to get out of there before things got worse. The Obsession was approaching, the Regrets were swarming, and the Doubts were slowly preparing to lunge. Frazie strained and strained, trying to burn away the puddle beneath her while she did. At the last second, she felt her legs pull free as she propelled herself high into the sky.
Low gravity carried her up and the Regrets gave chase, the only creatures capable of aerial pursuit. They buzzed and squeaked below her... and below her was right where she wanted them. Pouring all her energy into her foot, she pushed herself back down with one powerful psychic stomp.
Squashing the Regrets like the bugs they were, she rocketed downwards, smashing clear through the Obsession’s fractured helmet and crushing it into oblivion. With a little pyrokinetic clean-up, the remaining Doubts were a cinch to deal with.
Chest rising and falling from the exertion, Frazie took a second to make sure the coast was clear. Already, her primitive pals were poking their heads out from behind rocks and from inside holes, looking relieved she was alright.
If only she could see them properly. Her cap had been thoroughly wrecked in the fight, and it wasn’t going to suffice anymore. Frazie tugged her helmet off, her long suppressed hair springing back into place.
Like she’d predicted, she didn’t immediately die a horrible death (thankfully), instead taking a deep breath of fresh air. Peering through the cracked glass, she spotted the little radio inside with its wires knocked loose. Broken beyond repair.
“...Ah, dang it.” How was she going to get in touch with Chloe now? She supposed she could use her smelling salts to hop out of the mind and back in, returning to the ship.
But before she could so much as reach for the capsule, the speaker crackled to life... inside her head.
“Frazie, come in.” Surprised, Frazie let the helmet slowly float to the ground as Chloe’s concerned voice tickled her brain. “I heard sounds of conflict. Is everything alright?”
Was she alright? Yeah. But whatever was happening right now clearly wasn’t normal. “Uh... Chloe?” Frazie spoke aloud, not sure if she’d get a response. “How are you talking to me?”
“Through the radio. How else? ...Did you hit your head?”
Yes, but not in the way Chloe thought. As her alien buddies gathered around her again, Frazie shook her head, scooping up her broken helmet to hold onto for now. “No, no, I’m... I’m fine. Forget it. Just ran into a bit of trouble.”
Something was off, and she wasn’t sure if it was wise to let Chloe know or not. For now, she’d keep this little revelation to herself. “Roger,” Chloe replied. “I assume you took care of it. Any news on finding the beacon?”
Frazie glanced up into the sky, where Chloe’s ship hovered far, far, faaaaar away. “...Nothing to report yet,” she lied. “I’ll let you know when I see something.”
Her head went quiet, and she prepared to set out again. No sooner than she’d taken a few steps, a bright glow lit up the horizon. “What the...” She stopped in her tracks, but the light kept coming, and soon, she could make out a silhouette amidst it all. Whatever it was, her cave crew wasn’t afraid of it like they were the mental defenses... instead, they ooo’d and aaa’d and even started to run towards it.
The light died down a bit, but it still hung over the figure like a shroud. It was humanoid, but not fully. Very tall, dressed in a flowing robe, hairless, feminine, a bright beacon of calming light amidst an otherwise empty rock. Frazie was still uneased, but lightened up a bit when the creature spoke in a soothing voice. “Ah... so you’re the one who protected my children. Thank you, kind stranger.”
A couple cavepeople nudged Frazie forward, and she let them, no longer worried as she looked up into the figure’s warm gaze. “I, ah... I guess I did,” she murmured sheepishly, rubbing her neck. “If I can ask, though... who are you?” Or what?
The figure bowed down to her level, eye to eye. “You may call me the Matron. It would honor me if I could call you our guest. Come... I would like to give you something for your assistance.”
Maybe it was because Frazie had a hunch it’d get her what she needed, maybe it was because the Matron was just so warm and welcoming, but declining the offer didn’t even pop into her head. The Matron offered her a hand, and she took it. “Alright, lead the way.”
It felt strange, being guided by the hand by an alien creature, but the aura she put off just made it feel right. It reminded her of all the times her own mother would hold onto her while she taught her to cartwheel when she was young. All the little cavelings hopped and squabbled around the Matron as they walked, some clinging to her robe affectionately.
Before long, a large bright spot appeared on the horizon. The temple she’d spotted, finally up close, its golden rooftop pointing up into space in a few spots. Its walls were pure white - Frazie ran her fingers over them as they stepped inside, finding a smooth material unlike any she’d ever felt before.
The inside was equally bright, with a few beds and rugs scattered about amidst the white background. As soon as they were inside, the little Neanderthals promptly scattered, some playing, others hopping into bed and bouncing around, all whilst the Matron let Frazie’s hand go and guided her to the back of the building.
“Ah... here it is.” The alien stopped before a splash of green amidst the white, an upside-down memory vault dozing comfortably. “This is our sacred treasure. I offer it to you... may it guide you on your journey.”
Frazie glanced up at her, an unsaid ‘are you sure?’ in her eyes. The Matron nodded, and she took a breath, quickly knocking the safe open with a quick slap. Inside, she found two things: another beacon, staring out at her from its dark confines.
And as usual... snippets of the past.
A Visitor From Beyond
“Zkkkt... num... five... din... hrrrrrt... fries... brrrrrr...”
Chloe shut her eyes even tighter, concentrating with all she had. Ever since she could remember, these snippets of distant conversation would pop into her head at any given moment. At first, it was scary... but the more it happened, the more it felt like something was trying to reach her. Something far away, something intangible, something speaking words she could only sometimes understand.
Aliens.
Now, whenever she picked up one of their messages, she dropped everything she was doing and focused, trying desperately to glean some meaning from the babble.
She just wished she had a less distracting environment.
Childish laughter broke through her thoughts, and she huffed in annoyance. A second later, she could feel a dull tapping as someone poked at her helmet. “Chlooooe? Are you asleep?”
Irritating earthlings. Chloe finally sighed and opened her eyes, turning her head to see a little boy grinning goofily at her through gap teeth. Just another of the many other children that lingered around here, though Chloe preferred to think of them as distractions.
“No,” Chloe griped, already feeling the voices slipping away. “I’m performing important research to try and form a connection with extraterrestrial life. What do you want?”
“Oh.” The boy clearly had no idea what she was saying. “Welllll, if you’re done with that, wanna come play with us?” He gestured to a bunch of other kids behind him, giggling and gearing up for what looked like some pillowfort building.
Play? There was no time to play. Even now, there was someone out there that wanted to reach her. To communicate. And right now, she was leaving them hanging. “No, thank you. I need to get back to work.”
He stuck out a tongue. “You sound like a grown-up. But alright!” He turned to go, waving farewell. “If you change your mind, you know where to find us!”
Finally. Peace at last. Chloe shut her eyes once more and concentrated with all her might, but the connection had slipped away into a dull, meaningless hum.
Damn it. She’d lost the trail again. Every day she could make out more, but she still hadn’t a clue what the aliens wanted to tell her. But she’d keep trying. One day, she’d decipher their ruminations. One day, she’d find a way to converse with them, to bridge the gap between man and spacekind.
But for now - she’d earned a break. Because at the moment, she was picking up a familiar, pleasant brainwave heading towards her from somewhere a couple blocks away. The only event almost as exciting as making extraterrestrial contact.
Ignoring the kids still preparing to play behind her, Chloe got up and jogged out of the room, passing several others just like it on her way through the hall and down the stairs. Her house was huge, but that was because it had to hold so many people.
Right as she made it outside, a car was pulling in, and she already knew who was driving it. As it parked, she ran to the driver side and stood on tiptoes to try and see through the window. “You’re back! What did you find?”
The door gently opened, and she stepped back to let the driver step out, a tall woman in a long dress that chuckled softly at the sight of her. “Easy now, my child... let me get out first. I swear, you’re somehow always the first out to greet me.”
That would be because Chloe had a little psychic advantage - and because she was the only person around here Chloe was actually eager to see. That, and Chloe knew she had some special info to share this time. “I’m sorry, it’s just... what did you find out? I need to know!”
The woman shut the door behind her and knelt down, placing a gentle hand atop Chloe’s helmet as she smiled down at her. “The counselors weren’t too eager to let a ‘civilian’ look around, but I let them know I wouldn’t let you come unless I was sure it’d be a safe and productive venture for you. I think the camp will be a good fit. It should be just the thing to help you hone your gift.”
Chloe bounced on her heels with glee. “So I can go?! Did they have an observatory?! Or at least a Zero G research facility?”
Laughing again, the woman shook her head. “Chloe, my dear, it’s a summer camp, not a space camp. Even if it is one for psychics. Now come...” She stood and offered Chloe a hand, which the kid eagerly took. “I need to get dinner started for all you little ones. We’ll talk more about it after. If everything goes well... I should be able to drive you out to camp next week.”
Chloe hadn’t felt this excited in ages. Sure, her alien outreach had failed, but with luck, Whispering Rock would be exactly what she needed to finally close the gap between them. She was one step closer to finding a place where she truly belonged.
Clinging to the woman’s hand, Chloe eagerly fired question after question at her as she guided them up the stairs back into the orphanage.
“...” Frazie shut her eyes, sitting in pure silence for a moment.
“Frazie, come in. Did you find anything? You’ve been quiet awhile.”
She’d almost forgotten Chloe amidst the new alien’s arrival and the new vault. “No! Nothing! Nothing at all!” she yelled, flinging the photos back into the vault.
A pause. “...You’re acting unusual. You didn’t happen to pick up any brain slugs on your head while you were out, did you?”
Frazie tilted her head. “No, no, I’m good. I got the beacon, I’ll be ready for pick-up in a minute.”
“Oh, that’s good. But seriously... check your scalp for anything green, clingy, and mentally draining.”
Yeah, Frazie was pretty sure she was okay. Instead, she gently shut the vault again, patting it apologetically, and stood to turn back to the Matron. “Thank you,” she said, tilting her head towards the beacon. “And, uh... I know you’re not real and all... but thanks for taking care of Chloe, too.”
The alien seemed perplexed, but no less friendly, finally just smiling and nodding serenly. “I do not follow... but you are most welcome. Tell this Chloe that she is always welcome to come visit my children and I any time she’d like.”
Frazie bit her lip, but finally nodded. “Yeah... IIIIII’ve gotta go. Thanks again.” She quickly threw her helmet on and turned to take her leave, only to almost trip on a couple more little cavemen clinging to her skirt. Offering them a sorry smile, she gently peeled them off and made for the door while a few chased after her, wanting to play. “Chloe!” she shouted out into the air.
And in a flash, she was gone.
Back on the ship, Chloe was quick to notice Frazie’s damage. “Your helmet! Shoot, why didn’t you tell me? I’ll get you a new one and-“
Frazie shook her head, turning her down. “It’s fine! We’re almost at the end anyway, right?” It wasn’t like she actually needed the radio in it or anything. It was useless. She was just going to take it off as soon as they landed again, anyway.
Chloe relented, and sent the satellite out for one last reconnaissance. Their next jump, and hopefully last, immediately grabbed her attention. Section BR1 Triple N Alpha. A big, stony brain, hovering in an empty void.
That just screamed important. Or maybe that was just Chloe screaming in delight beside her. “This is it, Frazie! The signal’s at its strongest point! The next jump has to be Cygnus A!”
Frazie put on a smile for her, but inside, she wondered if that was really the truth. Something strange was going on ever since her radio had broken. And this last planet might help her find out what.
A few moments later, Frazie was sent down to the planet, promptly yanking her helmet off and tossing it to the side to let it float away. “I can’t look, Frazie,” Chloe’s voice whispered in her ear from far above. “Tell me... what do you see? Big cities? Technological marvels? A welcoming party? Is there cake?”
None of the above. “I don’t really see much of anything,” Frazie answered, seeing nothing but rocky cracks in the ground.
“...That can’t be right. The signal is 100%, most definitely, coming from right here. Keep looking. There must be something.”
Frazie planned to do just that.
Hopping on her levitation ball, Frazie rolled across the surface, occasionally bumping along the veins in the ground. At long last, after some brief scouting, she finally found something.
A radio tower. Pointing high into the sky, its girders criss-crossed as they held up a massive radar dish. Just being near it made Frazie’s hair stand on end - the energy this thing was outputting was massive.
All the pieces were finally starting to come together. The fact Chloe could speak with her no matter the distance. Her ability to detect her matron coming from streets away. This structure casting incredibly strong waves out into the furthest cosmos. Chloe’s devotion to finding someone she’d always heard, but never seen.
Her telepathy was cranked to the max. And, odds were, stuck there as well.
This radio tower must’ve been a symbol for Chloe’s powers. So long as its output was full capacity, Chloe was picking up thoughts and feelings from incredible ranges. But as powerful as her ability was, there was no way she was getting messages from outer space. She must’ve been unintentionally reading minds from a mile around her and attributing them to aliens.
Frazie rolled closer to get a better look. At the base of the tower sat a lone lever, shoved waaaay up past all the labeling notches it had. Tentatively, she hopped off her ride and reached out to touch it.
“BACK AWAY FROM THE STRUCTURE. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DISABLE HER POWERS.”
She yelped as a loud robotic voice suddenly boomed out across the planet. Her head whipped back and forth - nothing there. “I’m not trying to disable it, I’m trying to help her!” Frazie protested to empty air. On edge now, determined to repair this and skedaddle, she grabbed the lever again and yanked.
It didn’t budge an inch. If she could just get it unstuck, Chloe should be able to turn her powers off if she wanted, finally getting a break from the voices. She kept trying, straining and straining...
Until the earth quaked beneath her.
“WARNING IGNORED. DEPLOYING DEFENSIVE UNIT: D3-F3ND3R.”
Frazie wobbled back and forth as the entire planet shook, and in front of the tower, a hole slid open. Everything went quiet, the globe stilled... and then a massive metallic claw shot towards the sky, careening back down to anchor itself with a boom.
Two more shot out, and whatever mechanical monstrosity they were attached to hoisted itself up out of the ground. Like a giant alien tripod, the three claws supported a big egg-shaped structure, the entire thing bigger than the radio tower itself. Its core turned to face her, a bright red eye glaring down at the frozen acrobat down below.
“TARGET LOCKED. EXTERMINATION IMMINENT.”
Frazie took a couple steps back, face falling. “Can’t I ever just help someone out without something giant wanting to kill me?!”
Notes:
No, Frazie, no you can't. Because I'm a sucker for boss fights.
Chapter 22: The Galactic Guardian
Notes:
Phew... schedule, clearer. Head, not perfect, but better. Hopefully I can get back in the groove a bit, though bear in mind the end of the year’s just a busy time in general.
Now where were we? Oh, yeah. Giant killer space brain robot. Good luck, Frazie! And thank you DeLithiumDragon and SandrC for betaing!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
There was no reasoning with this digital defender. To it, Frazie was just an intruder to be dealt with. Like all the Censors and other mind baddies that came before it, it had one purpose:
Defend its host’s mind at all costs. For better or worse.
With the telepathic tower’s lever still wedged tight, it was definitely the latter. The guardian’s arms proved scarily flexible as they snaked their way through the beams to snap at her, forcing Frazie to back away from the console as its claws snapped at her. Its glowing red eye stayed locked on her and only her, full of emotionless determination.
So long as it stood, Chloe was doomed to listen in to everyone and everything around her. Like it or not... it had to go. And Frazie really, really didn’t like it.
But by now, it wasn’t a surprise anymore. Putting up her dukes, she was ready and willing to throw down to change someone’s brain for the better. One of the robot’s claws made another swipe at her face, and she roughly knocked it aside with a psychic chop and a loud clank.
While the creature was taking great care to not harm the structure in any way, its arms steadily entangled themselves throughout the structure, coiling around its girders like steel snakes and lashing at her whenever it got the chance. She couldn’t stay under the tower any longer, not without risking getting ensnared or clipped.
As soon as she stepped out from its shade, the robot’s limbs whirred loudly as they reeled back in. The bot was not only big, it was mobile, skittering across the tower towards her in a surprising burst of speed.
Dust flew up as one of its arms hammered down, slamming into the spot Frazie had been a second ago. Diving to the side, low gravity carried her a ways away before she flipped back onto her feet. “Is that all you’ve got?!”
No. Not by a long shot.
The creature's eye glowed brighter and brighter, glaring at her with enough intensity to make her regret her taunt. She regretted it a heckuva lot more when the air suddenly split with the shrill twang of hot plasma, the bot firing a laser beam right at her.
Frazie ducked, feeling the intense heat searing the air as the beam pulsed directly overhead. Nope. Definitely did not want to touch that.
...And then, the beam started to lower down towards her.
“Nope. Nope, nope. Nuh uh. No.” Frazie frantically dropped to all fours and crawled away as the beam carved downwards, giving chase. Pushing up off the ground and breaking into a sprint, she leaped and bounded across the planet’s face while red hot death kept her on her toes.
Forced on the move, Frazie hopped on her orb and rolled across the rocky plains, firing Psi Blast after Psi Blast at her aggressor all the while. “How do you like it?!” she yelled, her own beams of energy slamming into its blazing iris. If poking this thing’s eye out kept her unfried, so be it.
Her blasts slammed into it, the robot unflinching with each hit and yet finally forced to blink from the pressure. Its laser shut down, and Frazie breathed a sigh of relief as she rolled to a stop.
“DEPLOYING MISSILES.”
Oh come ON.
Holes slid open all over the top of the mech’s core, promptly filling the air with the high-pitched shrieks of artillery as it launched rocket after rocket all around... all of them aimed at her.
Getting the hell out of dodge, Frazie jumped, the earth exploding under her as the first of many projectiles went off at her feet. Two more whizzed by, the acrobat contorting in midair to keep them from touching her, only for them to adjust course and circle back around at her.
Her thoughts still warm from her psi blast barrage, she let loose another flurry, taking pot shots at the remaining rockets, blasting them to kingdom come before they could do it to her first. Smoke flooded the air as she slowly descended back to earth, relieved.
And then one final missile charged out of the cloud, unseen in the smog.
Screaming sharply, Frazie threw out a hand as the explosive suddenly jerked to a stop, caught in her reflexive telekinesis. Phew. Okay. Close one. Now that she had a bomb of her very own, a wicked grin split across her face.
“Catch!” Her mental grip twisted the rocket around in midair and let it fly. Returning to sender, a loud boom echoed over the planet as the mechanical monstrosity shuddered under the blast.
Frazie dusted her hands off, watching the creature wobble on its claws. She was getting better at this.
But Chloe’s guardian wouldn’t go down that easily.
One of its metal tentacles reached up to wipe the ash from its face, its eye pulsing brighter and its electronic voice rising up again. “INTRUDER POSSESSES UNFORESEEN TENACITY. INITIATING PHASE TWO: DIVIDE AND CONQUER.”
The behemoth straightened up, stock still... and then, as if photocopied on the spot, a clone of it stepped out of the first. A second joined it, leaving Frazie’s jaw hanging before three very big, very deadly robots.
“That’s not fair!” It was three against one now, and from the way their eyes were glowing bright with lethal intensity again, they didn’t care one bit.
Three lasers pierced the sky, forcing her behind her shield. The combined heat was unbearably intense, even from the safety of her barrier. Grunting from the strain, she stepped far enough out to safely drop her cover and book it as the beams chased after.
Running backwards, Frazie let Psi Blasts fly again, firing wildly at the multiplied mechs. Though each shot struck true, only one robot seemed to actually react to her attacks... but before she could focus on it, they shifted places, scuttling in a brisk circle that left her unsure which one was the main machine.
She needed a moment to process this, and since they weren’t going to give her one, she’d do it herself. Willing herself to disappear, she faded away into the safety of invisibility and stepped away right as the lasers converged where she’d been standing.
The bots promptly cut their attacks, staring intently at the empty circle of soot they’d left on the surface. Sharing a glance amongst themselves, they silently split up, the air filled with the clank and whirr of diligent defenders who knew the intruder was still there somewhere.
Quietly, Frazie jumped atop a rocky outcropping, keeping herself as inconspicuous as possible as she studied her opponent(s). They patrolled quickly, thoroughly, covering great amounts of distance in little time. One struck out randomly, swirling around in a tornado of titanium tentacles in hopes of catching her hiding. Another peeled a rock off the surface and scanned under it, literally leaving no stone unturned in its search.
And all the while, Frazie had absolutely no way of telling which one was the real one.
They could all hurt her, but she could only hurt one of them - and it was impossible to tell which one at a glance. They were visually identical. There had to be a way, and she had to figure it out quickly, because her invisibility was wearing off quicker and quicker. As soon as it was down, they’d be on her relentlessly. Think, Frazie, think...
...Thinking. Hey, now there was an idea. They weren’t organic creatures, but did they think? Anything was possible in these bizarre mental worlds. Shutting her eyes, Frazie reached out with her mind, trying to detect any brain waves she could latch onto.
A second later, only one pulsed faintly back at her. Bingo.
Reaching out with Clairvoyance, Frazie synced her vision up with the target. Its sight became hers, and she found her vision rapidly scanning over the ground a fair distance from her.
She could only look through one of their eyes. That one had to be the real one, and that one was currently the robot farthest away.
She froze up as her stolen vision suddenly jerked her way, but to her relief, it saw nothing before searching elsewhere. With her target in mind and her cloak fading, she knew she had to act fast. Moving quickly, she jumped off her perch and raced across the globe, ignoring the two clones entirely and honing in on the original.
“Raaaah!” She cried out as she leapt up, phasing back into existence. Landing on the robot’s back, she pushed herself up the rest of the way while the bot buzzed quizzically below her. Quickly processing what was happening, it whipped an arm up overhead, lashing out at her.
She met its claw with her fist, her psychic projection knocking the attack off course before she brought her hand down on its core. Punching away, she struck again and again, pausing only when another arm jabbed at her. This one she dodged and grabbed onto, yanked up into the air as she clung for dear life.
The robot swung her to and fro, trying to shake her loose. By now, its doubles had noticed the commotion and crept forward to interfere. “Q-q-quit i-it!” she warbled, jerked around wildly above all three of them.
The bot did, in fact, quit it... but only so its brethren could try and pluck her off its arm. Loosening her grip, Frazie slid down the monster’s tentacle before they could catch her. They chased after, twin snakes of steel coiling through the air after her, snapping and snipping every time she swiveled around to make them miss.
Their arms had become a titanic tangle by the time Frazie reached the bottom. Dropping back down to the ground, Frazie looked up to see the three bots shaking hands in the worst of ways, their arms entwined. But that didn’t leave them helpless. Looking as annoyed as emotionless borgs could be, they focused their eyes on her and opened their missile silos.
This time, Frazie was ready... but she had to react quickly. Three times the rockets, much less room to screw up. Taking a deep breath, she faced down the hailstorm of steel and prepared herself.
She cartwheeled to the side, bouncing up and gliding through the air as missiles hit the ground behind her. Focusing, she fired psi blasts to knock explosives from the sky, always keeping the real robot in her mind. As soon as she landed, she hopped back on her orb and raced forward towards it.
The remaining projectiles pursued, looping downwards towards her as she led them back where they came from. Like the pied piper of pain, she popped her sphere right in front of the perplexed progenitor and gave it a cheeky wave farewell before leaping up into the sky.
All the remaining rockets honed in where she’d been, leaving the metallic heap defenseless as they all crashed into the original robot. It juddered with each explosion, panels popping off it, its eye buzzing and flickering wildly as each blow knocked more and more servos loose.
By the time the barrage was done, it was barely holding itself together. The leader of the protectors buzzed loudly and collapsed, leaving its clones staring blankly. Then, they let out a loud beep as they faded out into wireframes, then pixels, and finally, nothing.
Frazie touched down again, catching her breath. Her cybertronic combatant stayed still, smoking and lifeless. The tower stood undefended on the horizon, finally ready to be tinkered with.
It was finally time to get everything working as it should.
Taking one last look at the smoldering heap, Frazie left it behind before it decided to get up again.
Under the radio tower where she’d left it, the lever sat waiting, still stuck fast. She stepped up to it with a glare, like an eager circusgoer about to try their hand at a carnival game.
Now free to work at her leisure, Frazie rubbed her hands together, gripped the lever, and yanked.
Uff. The thing was stuck tight. It was like trying to pull a brick wall back into place. How long had Chloe’s telepathy been left at max? Likely ever since she first discovered her powers, if not from birth.
Giving up on physicality, Frazie switched to mentality and grabbed the lever in a telekinetic grip. Grunting with the strain, she leaned back, pulling hard.
It took a good bit of effort, telekinesis, and muttered curses, but at last, she finally felt the device give a bit. Careful not to outright break it off - she didn’t want to imagine what awful side effects that’d have - she pushed her advantage until the lever started to give.
Clunk.
For the first time in who-knows-how-long, the tower powered down. A low hum rose up and fell as all the energy from the area seemed to dissipate, the air feeling unusually empty without the faint tingling of static to fill it. For a moment, Frazie waited, unsure what to do next. Did she just turn it back on, like some sort of mental tech support?
And then, it started moving on its own.
The lever rattled a bit, then rose. It wavered back and forth, sometimes high, sometimes low, but it wasn’t getting stuck anymore. The energy in the atmosphere returned, and Chloe’s voice suddenly echoed in her mind.
“Frazie?! I couldn’t pick up your signal for a second... did something happen?”
Mission accomplished. “Yeah,” Frazie admitted, “but it’d be easier if I explained it in person.”
Say no more. Frazie waited for the teleporter to take her, and before long, she was whisked away to give one final status report.
One debriefing from her cadet later, Chloe sat quiet in her captain’s chair, fingers steepled as she tried to process it all. “So, let me see if I’m processing this all correctly... you encountered hostiles, blew them sky high, and then messed with a tower that somehow connects to me?”
When Frazie had retold it, there’d been a lot more sound effects and hand gestures, but yeah, basically. She nodded. “Something like that.”
Chloe nodded back, but she didn’t seem all that enthusiastic. “I’m glad you’re alright, but... you didn’t find any signs of Cygnus A? At all? ...Maybe it’s an underground colony...?” she murmured to herself.
Frazie’s heart broke for her, but she wasn’t about to lie to the kid. She stepped closer, resting an arm around her. “I didn’t see anything... sorry. I have no idea what your home planet’s like, but I’m pretty sure this wasn’t it.”
Chloe went quiet. As much as Frazie had just helped her out, as far as the captain was concerned, this entire expedition had been a bust. Frazie rubbed her back sympathetically, but the young astronaut was clearly having a rough time processing everything as her gaze stuck to the floor.
Even if it was just the little Chloe inside the kid’s head, she wasn’t going to just leave her moping like this. “Hey...” Frazie murmured, “this whole journey might’ve been a dud, but I think your home planet’s still out there.” She turned the chair around and gestured out the window, where trillions and trillions of stars and planets just waited to be explored. “And one day, you’ll find it. I promise.”
The kid still didn’t look too sure. Frazie finally let her go and leaned past her, fingers hovering over her keyboard. “Uhhhh... quick, how do you bring up that last planet we visited?”
Even in her fugue, Chloe knew that letting Frazie anywhere near her database was probably a terrible idea. Gently, she pushed the older girl’s hands away and typed in her stead. A moment later, all the details for the previous planet sprung back up... the one where the Matron and her children lived.
“Yeah, that one!” Frazie recognized the temple gleaming atop its otherwise empty expanse. “It might not be exactly what you were looking for, but... there’s at least one talkative alien there amongst the rest.”
That got Chloe’s attention. The kid jerked forward in her seat, eyes wide. “There is?!”
“There is. And she’s real lovely. She told me if you ever wanted to stop by, feel free, sooooo...” Frazie gestured to the planet’s hologram. “Have at it. I think it’ll be a nice place for you to prepare for your next adventure. But hey...”
Frazie bent down to Chloe’s level, addressing her fellow camper directly. “I know the other guys on the planet might not be what you were hoping for, but... I’d suggest you give them a shot. They might not be rocket scientists, but they’re really friendly. I think you might be able to find some new crewmates if you give them a chance.” Maybe some new friends as well.
Chloe considered her proposition, thinking. “I wouldn’t trust those things anywhere near my advanced geomatrix cosmap,” she muttered. “...But maybe I could teach one to be a janitor or something.”
Frazie chuckled. It was a start. “Whatever the case, head there. The Matron will treat you right, and the others will too.” She paused, then left Chloe with one final bit of wisdom. “Don’t forget... no matter how big and empty space can seem, you’re not alone in it.”
At last, Chloe seemed to perk up a bit, smiling behind her helmet. “Maybe so, cadet. Maybe so. Now then...”
The tiny space explorer typed into her console again, the ship’s engines revving back to life. “The coordinates are already in, so I guess we might as well check it out once more. Buckle in, everybody!”
Frazie stepped back, watching the captain get to work with enthusiasm again, her crew of robots hopping to action. Satisfied with all she’d accomplished, she reached for her smelling salts, held them up, and popped them open.
“...Blegh...!”
One very jarring inhale later, the cosmos swirled together into nothingness before her eyes. One second, she was aboard Chloe’s ship, and the next, she was back on the rock with her, the two of them overlooking the camp from up above.
The psy portal popped loose, falling out of Chloe’s helmet, and Frazie dived down to catch it. Chloe finally stirred again, blinking in confusion as she looked all around. Confusion quickly found itself replaced by fear.
“I... I can’t hear the aliens anymore,” she murmured quietly.
Knowing she had to handle this as gingerly as possible, Frazie knelt down, looking the camper in the eye. “I’m sorry, Chloe, but... you were never listening to aliens. Just people. Your telepathy was in overdrive, but not that much.” She tapped her forehead. “I just let you turn it off. You should still be able to hear them if you try. But... they’re not what you’re looking for.”
Chloe seemed to zone out slightly as she focused... and then she nodded with a sigh, seeming relieved to still be able to hear her precious aliens. But... they weren’t aliens. She knew that now. “I... always did think it was weird they were always talking about earth food, or how bad traffic was. But it was always so hard to make out, so garbled, I thought for sure it must be coming from...”
Chloe never showed much emotion, but for once, Frazie could swear she heard a slight choke in her voice. She’d probably be upset, too, if her main drive in life ended up being a lie.
The kid’s eyes dropped to her little paper spaceship, still faintly clutched between her fingers. Finally, she pulled it back and let it fly with a frustrated sound, the little vehicle promptly making a nosedive down towards the ground.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa...” Before it could crash into a little white wreck, Frazie snagged it with telekinesis, lifting the toy back up to deposit it in Chloe’s hands. She rested a hand over it, keeping the child from throwing it away again. “Come on, don’t be like that.”
Frazie’s eyes drifted up to the sky as she thought, the sun marking past noon now... and beyond it, just waiting for night to fall, was an entire field of stars still waiting to be explored. “Hey... sure, you might not have been hearing anything from space, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t anyone out there eager to meet you.” She waved a hand out over the sky. “Just think about it a sec... countless stars and planets to explore. There’s gotta be something out there, right? And I’d bet there’s something out there just waiting for you to explore and stumble upon them. Don’t you want to be the one to find them first?”
Chloe followed her gesture, eyes locked firmly up above. She seemed conflicted... but the more she thought, the more her eyes lit up with the limitless potential of the cosmos. “You’re right!” Sure, she knew now her ‘aliens’ had just been her own out of control telepathy... but that didn’t mean there weren’t real aliens out there.
Relieved, Frazie patted her, gently rolling her head around a bit under her helmet. “See? You get it. And while there may or may not be aliens out there, I definitely think there’s a Cygnus A for you somewhere.” Chloe turned to look at her, and Frazie gave her a smile. “In the meantime... why not hang out with us earthlings a little bit more? It can’t hurt to make some connections you know for sure are real.”
Chloe nodded solemnly, her gaze dropping again. “I am... unsure. But you may have a point.” Her eyes flicked back up. “At the very least, I owe you one for getting my powers under control.”
Frazie chuckled sheepishly. “Well... I don’t want to be too pushy after, you know, completely shattering your worldview.” She tilted her head off towards Oblongata. “But if you feel up to it, we do still need help with Bobby.”
“I think I can handle it. Besides...” Chloe gave her a small grin. “I should work on connecting with more earth monkeys, correct?”
Earth monkeys? Frazie raised a finger, then changed her mind and dropped it. “Yeah, something like that. Ready to go?”
Chloe nodded, but stuck out a hand. “Hold on one moment. As thanks for helping me with my little problem... I’d like to mark you as my honorary space cadet with this.”
She reached into her pocket, fishing out a stark pink patch. Two wide eyes were emblazoned on it, staring deeply into Frazie’s soul... or her mind. The Clairvoyance patch, hers for the taking.
So she did. Nodding appreciatively, she took it and pinned it with the rest, an almost complete diamond of felt on her shawl now. “Thanks! You know, you kids are awfully generous with these things.”
Chloe shrugged. “Badges are temporary. Adjusting my powers is forever. Plus, if we want, we can just tell Sasha we lost ours and get a new one.”
That made sense. At least it did Frazie’s heart good to know she wasn’t robbing these kids of their trophies. “Well, I appreciate it. I’m starting to feel like I actually know what I’m doing with all these badges...”
Smirking, Chloe motioned for her to follow and set her plane down for later. If it’d been a normal kid, Frazie’s heart would’ve stopped when Chloe suddenly jumped off the rock, but she just inflated a thought balloon and floated down safely. “Now then... onwards, cadet!”
One ride down to the ground later, the two girls were step in step, making their way back to the tunnel that’d take them to the beach.
Frazie couldn’t help but notice Chloe was still distracted, though. The kid’s eyes were on the sky as they walked, no doubt thinking of what might or might not lie beyond it. Frazie stopped them to kneel down and point to her back. “Want a closer look, captain?”
Drawn out of her thoughts, Chloe took the invitation, climbing up on Frazie’s shoulders. There, she could contemplate all she wanted along the way... and it’d keep her from stumbling into any trees. That was a plus.
“Thank you, earthling,” she said as she held onto Frazie’s head. Chloe paused before correcting herself. “Frazie.”
Smiling to herself, Frazie held Chloe steady, guiding the two off towards the lake where Lili and a certain couple bullies awaited.
Gotta put just a bit of the post-chapter analysis in the actual fic because it's too long for the end notes, lmao. Anywho, if I don't manage to get another chapter out in a week or so, happy holidays! The day is waning on, and the asylum draws ever closer.
General Aesthetic: A lot like Maloof, Chloe’s world was designed to emit a sense of loneliness. Adrift in the vast void of space, the only living member of her crew, desperately seeking signs of intelligent life. The difference between them is that Maloof’s loneliness stemmed from feeling like an outcast, which warped into viewing people like tools or targets. Chloe, on the other hand, has a loneliness born from not having anyone who understands her, from not having anyone who could make her feel like she’s right at home.
Every creature in Chloe’s head either can’t communicate with her or doesn’t draw her interest, emphasizing just how much she feels like she has nowhere she belongs. Everyone’s either boring, annoying, or doesn’t understand her passions, and above all else she really just wants to find a place she can call her own.
Notes:
Planet One (It’s coordinates can be rearranged to form CHLOE): It’s no secret that this planet represents her stay at camp. What’s interesting though is that none of the campers appear at all, even in figments, showing how little she’s aware of them. They’re just boring earthlings to her.
The first beacon is found up high on the rocks since that’s where Chloe likes to hang out, getting closer to space as she runs tests on her plane. The planet is pretty tame during the day, but if you stick around long enough for night to fall, well... don’t do that. I figured nighttime at camp wouldn’t come up in detail in the story, so I thought it’d be neat to still include it in some way.
Planet Two (’TEEVEE’): This world represents Chloe’s alien fixation itself, all the books and shows she’s studied, all her ideas of them. However, there’s a problem: as much as she’s devoted herself to them, she’s never interacted with any, and as such, none of her idealizations of them will properly communicate with her, leaving the world exciting yet ultimately a dud in her quest. Fittingly, this is also where Obsessions first appear.
Obsession: A lot of games have tanks, those characters that grab the enemy’s attention and take the hits... so why not let the foes have one? That idea fit pretty well with the idea of Obsessions, things that are focused on heavily.
They change form to match the host’s fixation (since, you know, it wouldn’t make sense for someone like J.T. to have aliens in his head for instance... he’d have cowboys instead). They all share the same attack-drawing power, though, and they all share the same stout built so you can recognize them.
They’re a natural part of most people’s psyches. However, if a person fixates on them super hard, they can potentially grow too big and start squashing out other important thoughts. Finding a balance with these is key.
Planet three (’HOUSE’): This planet ties into the backstory I thought of for Chloe - she’s an orphan. The planet itself is pretty plain, since she’s not interested in her earth city, and all the other children appear as dumb and goofy cavemen to her since their antics annoy her and they can’t keep up with her space talk. However, she does hold the orphanage matron in very high regard, as she’s the only figure in her entire mind that’s both intelligent and accommodating. Chloe’s taken good care of, and views the orphanage itself positively as a result amidst an otherwise dull hunk of rock.
Of course, this is just a headcanon I came up with while speculating about Chloe. It’s entirely possible she has a family but doesn’t really feel she fits in with them - feeling different from everyone else isn’t mutually exclusive to either theory. I felt it’d be interesting to explore this interpretation, though, as an explanation for just how much she wants to find a proper home and is so fine with leaving her current one behind: because she has nothing TO leave behind.
Planet four (’BRAIN’): While the brain-shaped planetoid is just a symbol for Chloe’s mind, the tower on it both marks the part of it that handles her telepathy as well as actually controls it. Frazie finds it permanently stuck on and set at max, which illustrates the problem Chloe’s been having for a long time.
Chloe is a gifted telepath, to a fault. Her mental reach is so powerful that she can’t really turn it off, randomly picking up snippets from the thoughts of people far away. She’s too young to fully understand it, and thus attributed it all to aliens. Thanks to Frazie, though, she’s still just as powerful, but can actually turn it off now. It’s entirely possible she’s been clearly reading the thoughts of nearby people this whole time as well, though I imagine if she did, she just considered that ‘normal’ since she had no experience otherwise.
D3-F3ND3R: This one actually isn’t symbolic or representive - it’s a natural mental defense Chloe’s mind produced in order to protect itself when it sensed someone trying to tamper with her telepathy. It was released believing that Frazie was there to take away her psychic powers - unfortunately, she just wanted to adjust them, but the brain can’t really tell a helpful intruder from a malevolent one. Everyone with psychic powers has something like this, and non-psychics might be able to as well, but their form varies depending on the host, in Chloe’s case taking on a very sci-fi appearance.
Also, don’t worry, Frazie didn’t leave her defenseless. It’ll regenerate in time.
Chapter 23: Into the Depths
Notes:
Happy New Year! Finally, December's over, and with it comes a new chapter. Let me know what you all think so far! It always helps to know if I'm on the right track or not.
It won’t be much longer before night approaches, but I’d say we can fit in one more camper before the plot advances to the next stage. Who’s it gonna be?
Thanks to DiLithiumDragon and SandrC for being HUGE helps this chapter! And thank you to IronTiger26 for giving it a peek, too!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
When Frazie finally finished piggybacking Chloe to the beach, Lili was right there waiting for them as promised... and she did not look happy.
“There you are!” The girl marched up to them, her hands on her hips. “I already had to fish Nils and J.T. out of the lake while I waited for you! I put them with the others.”
Crap, Frazie thought. How many was that now? At least five kids, with yet more unaccounted for. It might not sound like much when there were twenty kids total, but who knew how many were currently missing, and how many more were on their way back? They were disappearing and popping back up frighteningly fast.
Frazie knelt down to let Chloe hop off, a grimace on her face as she met Lili eye to eye. “It’s getting that bad already?”
“Mmhmm.”
“What are you two talking about?” Chloe asked from the side.
“Oh, uh, nothing,” Frazie assured her, not wanting to scare her with the debraining pandemic going on behind the scenes. “Buuuut... if you happen to see any giant, monstrous lake creature things, stay away from them, alright?”
“That sounds more like common sense than a necessary warning.”
Frazie couldn’t really argue with that. “You’re not wrong, but... be careful anyway, okay?”
“Roger.”
With that, it was time to get back to business before they had even more brainless bodies on their hands. Frazie had brought Chloe here for a reason, after all. She turned back to Lili. “I take it Blahby and his yes man haven’t budged?”
In response, Lili pointed off across the water towards the two tiny terrors still lingering on the docks, now tormenting a poor little trout they’d tossed onto the planks.
Their disturbing display of aquatic animal abuse aside, it was relieving to see they hadn’t been nabbed yet - even if it’d have made getting to the bathysphere easier. Now they just needed to fill Chloe in.
“Here’s the plan,” Frazie began, ready to cash in that favor. “See that big sphere behind Bobby? We need to use it, but the little snot broke off a piece of it. He won’t listen to us... but he might listen to you. Think you can convince him to undo the damage and then get him out of here before he makes everything worse?”
Chloe tutted, her helmet swaying as she shook her head. “Oh, Bobby. Earthling stubbornness is so obnoxious. If you think my communicating with him might help, I’ll give it my best shot.”
Lili gave the girl a friendly nudge. “I always knew you were one of the good ones, Chloe. Let’s go, we’re burning daylight!”
“Right. The solar orbit stops for no one.” Chloe took the lead, marching boldly towards the far docks. “Onwards!”
The three set off through the boat shack and across the pier, the caw of seagulls ushering them towards where the bullies awaited. When they approached, the two boys looked up from their finny victim. “Eh? You dorkazoids are back already?” Bobby snorted. “I thought I told you the bathysphere’s busted! And I’m gonna break you next if you don’t-“ He cut off when his eyes finally fell on a certain astronaut. In an instant, he deflated. “I-if... if you don’t... um... h-hey, Chloe. W-what are you doing here?”
“Hmmmm...” She tapped her helmet in thought, swiftly calculating an excuse for her sudden interest in the diving ball. “I thought it might be fruitful to scan the lake bottom for signs of crashed spaceships and seafaring alien lifeforms. But I’ve been informed the bathysphere’s malfunctioning?”
Taking the chance while Bobby was distracted, Frazie discreetly nudged the poor fish back into the water with the side of her foot. “Yeah - sounds like she was reeeally looking forward to it, but we told her it was a no go.” She hummed. “How did you put it again? ‘You’ll never get that piece of junk to work without this doodad I took-‘”
“-Mmph!” Frazie’s lips suddenly snapped shut of their own accord - or Bobby’s, anyway, as his telekinesis held her mouth closed.
While she tugged and pulled at her face, Bobby chuckled nervously, wringing his hands. “W-what can I say, accidents happen! That stupid sphere’s so old, the thing was practically falling apart anyway. It didn’t stand a chance against the Zilch’s muscles!”
He flexed his scrawny arm for emphasis, netting a blank stare from Chloe. “I see,” she replied flatly. “That’s a shame. I suppose I have no reason to stick around, then...”
“W-wait, wait, wait!” Bobby threw a hand out to stop her, fishing the broken lever out of his pocket. “I’m really handy, you know! I can have it fixed in no time! Y-you’d like that, right?”
“You are?” Benny wondered aloud. “I thought you were better at breaking things than-“
He found his lips zipped, too, and Bobby’s sharp glare in his face. “SHUT. IT.”
Chloe quickly stepped in before anyone else ended up tongue tied. “I would very much appreciate it, yes.”
Bobby turned on a dime and ran down the pier, motioning for them all to follow. “Then what’re we waiting for?! Come on, slowpokes!”
Frazie and Lili shared a look. The world wasn’t ready for a Bobby this eager to help someone... but at least it was them he was helping. It was still Bobby, though. “Leeeeet’s make sure he doesn’t break anything else,” Lili pointed out.
“Good plan.”
“Agreed,” Chloe chimed in.
By the time the three girls (and Benny) caught up with Bobby, he was already inside the bathysphere, trying to roughly reattach the rod by sheer force. “Come on, you stupid thing! If you had a butt, I’d kick it!”
With a roll of her eyes, Lili stepped inside with him. “Cut it out, dummy. Just hold the lever still while I weld it back in place.”
Bobby relented, steadying the shaft in place while Lili readied her hottest thoughts. Fingers to her temples, she directed her pyrokinesis outwards...
“GAH! You burned my pinkie!” he howled.
“Oops. I must’ve missed.”
Bobby looked like he had some far harsher things to say, but one glance at Chloe made him shut his trap and grumble to himself. Sneering to herself, Lili got to work properly. Like a mental blowtorch, she made the metal glow red hot with psychic heat, filling the sphere with the acrid stench of burning steel.
It was a sloppy operation, but before long, the jagged bits melded together solidly. After it cooled, Bobby jiggled the lever a bit, pleased to see it was functioning again. “Haw! Told you I was handy. What do you think of that, Chloe?”
“Hmmm.” The other camper peeked at their handiwork. “Passable.”
Bobby sighed dreamily. “She thinks I’m passable~...”
Then, remembering why he’d bothered helping these dweebs in the first place, he jolted upright. “Oh yeah, you wanted to use this thing! H-heh, lemme just uh, scootch over and we can r-ride together...?”
Chloe glanced back and forth between Frazie and Lili, remembering the next part of their plan. She shook her head. “I have changed my mind. I’ve decided I’d rather go for a walk. Somewhere far, far away from this particular location.”
“Oh...” The bully instantly deflated.
At least, until Chloe spoke again. “You may come with.”
“Heck yeah!” Shoving his way past the other girls, he followed her after she turned to leave. “L-let’s go!”
The two departed, leaving a certain purple lackey behind. Benny fidgeted in place a moment, then ran off after them. “Wait! I can come along too, right? Bobby! BOBBY!”
“And remember! No giant lake creatures!” Frazie shouted after Chloe. It was more a wish than a warning at this point, though. Whatever was making off with the campers was really good at staying out of sight... almost as if it already knew the layout of the camp, the best routes to take to stay hidden.
Frazie promptly shelved that chilling thought and held out a hand for Lili to high five. Mission accomplished! At last, it was just the two of them again... and one properly functioning bathysphere, ready to go.
It took about three seconds for the glow of victory to vanish, replaced with a nervous gnawing in Frazie’s gut as she remembered exactly where the bathysphere was designed to take them.
Frazie swallowed loudly, feeling a faint sweat on her brow. Ah, right. She’d forgotten that she’d have to throw away all sense of preservation and head underwater if they wanted to find any clues. And she couldn’t put it off any longer - Lili was already inside, fiddling with the controls. “Come on!” her friend called. “It’s all ready.”
Every nerve in her body screamed at her to run, to charge back to shore and dive headfirst onto the sand, but she ignored her instincts long enough to shakily duck down and climb inside the structure. The very old, rusty, likely dangerous structure. “That’s, uh... that’s great.”
“Do you wanna pilot it?”
“NO.” Frazie cleared her throat. “I-I mean... nah, you can do it. You know how it works, right?”
Lili quirked her brow. “...Ooooookay,” she murmured, giving her the side eye. “It’s really not that hard, though. All you need to do is lower it, and then you can use telekinesis to propel yourself through the water. It’s a bit harder than the canoes, but not much different. Sure you don’t want to?”
Frazie closed the machine’s hatch tightly. Very, veeery tightly. And triple checked that it was locked, secure, and still. “Noooo, no, you do it, I insist.”
With a shrug, Lili pulled the lever, making the whole thing lurch and groan. Frazie screamed, pressing back against the wall... then screamed again as the bathysphere suddenly plunged, its heavy frame crashing, splashing, and slowly sinking down beneath the surface.
Their view of the afternoon sun was swallowed up by murky water, bubbles rolling over the porthole during their descent. Frazie breathed hard and fast, eyes shut tight - then she squeaked again when they jerked to a stop, Lili’s telekinesis keeping them from colliding with the lake’s floor.
Held afloat under the waves, with not a single sound around them but Frazie’s hyperventilating, there wasn’t anything to focus on but the endless expanse of lethal liquid around them.
It was impossible to ignore Frazie’s gradually intensifying panic attack, either. By her side, Lili stared at her, concerned. “Uhhhh... you can relax now. Everything’s alright. I know it doesn’t look like it, but the bathysphere’s pretty sturdy.”
Fat chance of her calming down. Frazie’s nails dug into her palms as she struggled to nod. Lili put a hand on her arm, her voice concerned. “What’s gotten into you?
“The curse!” Frazie hissed through her teeth. “The one I mentioned before! If I get submerged, I’m a goner. It’s kinda hard to relax when water itself wants to kill me and oh look what we just dived into!”
Lili squinted at her. “Uhhhh... you do know curses and all that junk aren’t real, right?
If it wasn’t real, then why was there a pair of hands floating just beyond the window, stubby fingers pressed against the glass? There was two of them now! Frazie leaned back even further, pointing a shaky finger at the ghostly limbs just ahead. “T-then explain that!”
Lili glanced out the window. “That’s water. Dirty, gross water.”
“The hands!”
“Frazie!” Lili grabbed her, even her strong grip unable to steady her. “There. Is nothing. There.”
Maybe not for Lili, but Frazie could see the Hand(s) of Galochio clear as day... and it was just waiting for the slightest mistake, an errant bump against a stray rock, so it could flood the chamber and finally claim another Aquato.
“Frazie...” Her friend scowled at her, but the longer she looked her way, the more her eyes softened. She finally turned her head, sighing. “I still don’t think magic and curses are real... but your fear is real, and I don’t like seeing you like this. I’m sorry... I just thought you couldn’t swim or something, this is way beyond that.” After a moment’s thought, she grabbed the controls again. “Hold on, I’m taking us back up.”
By all accounts, Frazie should’ve breathed a sigh of relief. But instead...
“No!” Frazie shouted, surprising herself. “We’re... we’re already down here, okay? Two pairs of eyes are better than one. I can handle it.” Or at least, she hoped so.
Equally surprised, Lili stared blankly at her closed lids. “I don’t think it counts when your pair of eyes is shut.”
Frazie finally peeped her eyes open just a teeny bit, forcing the most lopsided grin in history. “See? Fine.” Oh, she was a filthy liar. But for the sake of the camp, for finding out just what the heck was going on... she’d endure. Plus, with a lake-dwelling threat about, she knew she’d have to contend with the water sooner or later. Best get it over with.
Lili didn’t look sure at all. But, finally, she took her hands off the controls and started to gently propel them forward with her mind. “You’re clearly not fine... but you’re pretty brave. I’m still going slowly, though. And if you start screaming again, I’m resurfacing, got it?”
Fair enough. Frazie knew she’d be more of a hindrance than a help if she started banging on the walls demanding to be let out. For now, she focused on trying to calm down as Lili steered them gently through the deep.
It took time, but Frazie finally managed to slow her breathing and quell her shivers. The ride itself wasn’t so bad... but the pair of hands constantly leering through the window kept her from fully relaxing. She watched them more than she did the lake bottom.
“Do you, ah... do you see anything that might relate to that tower?” Frazie finally asked, still eying the hands warily. “Or the lake creature?”
Lili shook her head. “Not yet. This lake is humongous, though, and we’re only covering a small bit of it. I’m not seeing any clues down here, and if we wanted to go up and check every landmass we come across, we could be out here for hours.”
Somehow, the idea of being in this tiny claustrophobic death sphere for a long time wasn’t the most appealing idea. Plus, the longer they were down here, the higher the odds of whatever lurked in the water finding them. The one upside to these miles and miles of water was that if the creature was around right now, there was too much area for it to just stumble on them.
Yet.
The search continued. Every wayward shift or groan of the bathysphere made Frazie jump and suck in a breath. But despite the pounding of her heart, she did her best to scour the lakebed with Lili.
And what they found was... surprising, to say the least.
It started normally enough - fish (duh), big clams, crayfish, your typical lake fare. The girls weren’t entirely sure what they were looking for - giant markings, an aquatic lair, a hidden underwater evil base perhaps? - but they found none of the above.
What did they find after heading a bit further in?
Destruction.
For a moment, Frazie’s fear was replaced with awe as they stumbled on wreckage as far as the eye could see. Sunken ships, their worn masts pointed towards the sky. Old buildings, their wood soaked and long rotted from decades of neglect. Splinters and debris littered forsaken roads - and lots of crates of nails for some reason. Amidst all the mess, a sign bobbed gently from its lone remaining chain, giving a name to it all.
Shaky Claim.
Judging from Lili’s face, she had no idea where all of this came from either. “Look at all this stuff... it’s like Atlantis. Only falling apart and made out of junk. Craplantis.”
Frazie dared to lean in for a closer look. “You don’t think whatever’s in the lake had something to do with this, do you?”
“Not unless it built an entire city just to demolish it,” Lili replied with a shake of her head. “This stuff must’ve been here for ages. Something this big right next to camp this whole time, and I never knew! Unbelievable!”
“...Why do you sound annoyed?”
“Because the most interesting thing about camp’s been under my nose this whole time!”
Frazie wasn’t sure under what circumstances it was alright to find a long ruined city and think ‘boy, I wish I’d stumbled on this sooner’, but now wasn’t the time to question her friend’s thought process. Instead, she squinted, trying to spot anything that might help them prove their case amidst the wreckage. “What’s that building say? Is that a nail factor-“
Galochio rudely reminded her of its existence by slamming its palms against the window, making Frazie yelp. “What is it?! Are you alright?” Lili questioned.
“I’m fine... I’m fine... I’m fine...”
“You sound like you’re trying to convince yourself more than me.”
“Yes, I freaking am!”
Galochio knocked again, and Frazie felt her shakes coming back as she shut her eyes and tried to drown it out. But Lili had already seen enough.
The bathysphere slowly swiveled around. “Allllright, that’s enough searching. Whatever that thing is, it’s sneaky. There’s some strange stuff down here, but not anything worthwhile enough for us to stay any longer. Let’s go back.”
Thank god. Not the lack of evidence part, that sucked. Frazie definitely wasn’t moping about it when Lili took the controls and guided them back up to the surface, though.
But now, they had even more questions, and even fewer answers.
One agonizingly long drive later, the bathysphere finally popped back up where they’d first arrived.
The exact instant they breached the surface, Frazie was already fumbling with the latch, tumbling over herself to get the hell out of there. She didn’t care one bit when she tripped in her rush to escape.
Frazie fell to her knees on the planks, sucking in great, heaving gasps of air. She’d be tempted to kiss the docks if it wouldn’t taste like fish and splinters. “Ooooogh... that was the worst hour of my life.”
“Children?”
A familiar, concerned voice made her jerk her head up. Not far from the dock, Milla levitated over the water itself, floating on air like some sort of disco goddess.
She hovered closer, offering Frazie a gloved hand up while Lili climbed out of the bathysphere to join them. “Oh, children, you really shouldn’t be going underwater without adult supervision!”
Frazie shook her head vigorously. “Don’t worry... pfah... I’m not going down there again anytime soon.” Though now that she was feeling more like herself again, a question came to mind. “...Why are you here, anyway?”
“Oh!” Milla fanned a hand out over the water. “I was just going to levitate across the lake and check on Oleander. He still hasn’t found the kids and hasn’t responded in awhile... he might need a little help. Morry always did have a little trouble with admitting when he needs assistance.”
Frazie felt her spirits soar. Finally, one of the adults around here was actually doing something. Milla and Sasha definitely cared about the campers, but their faith in the camp’s normalcy had been aggravating to no end.
In that vein, Frazie wasn’t going to keep her busy any longer than necessary. “That’s great! I mean, uh, it’s great you’re helping him out. Don’t let us stop you, we’re not going back underwater.” For a while. Hopefully, a loooong while.
Pleased to hear it, Milla smiled softly. “Thank you, darlings. I shouldn’t be long... if you need anything in the meantime, just check with Sasha, okay? Be good.”
“No promises,” Lili hummed.
“Oh, you. ...But no, seriously, dear.”
“We’ll be fine,” Frazie assured her. “Promise.” To her relief, Milla seemed satisfied, turning around in midair to face out across the lake.
Milla floated away, waving farewell. “Tsau, children! We should all hopefully be back before dinner.”
Dinner. After all they’d done today, that was only a couple hours away. Frazie had been busy, hopping through minds and trying to solve the mysteries of the missing campers. Only now that Milla mentioned food did Frazie realize she hadn’t eaten all day.
She held her stomach, the gnawing starting to become apparent after all this running around. It was honestly probably a good thing she hadn’t eaten, or else that ride underwater could’ve been a lot messier. But now that she was aware of it, she was starving.
Even Lili could tell, eying her arms. “Hungry?”
“Surprisingly, after all that.” Frazie shot a glance at the bathysphere, quickly looking away again.
“We’ve definitely earned a break. You in particular.” Lili rubbed the back of her head, looking ashamed. “Sorry again. If I’d known just how it’d affect you, I would’ve gone down by myself. And we didn’t even find anything about the lake monster...”
“Don’t beat yourself up,” Frazie insisted, putting a hand on her shoulder. “At least the bathysphere’s fixed if we need it. And I really, reeeeally hope we won’t.” But that was a fool’s hope.
Lili didn’t look any less guilty, but she nodded. “Well, it’s still really cool you faced your fears. Or, uh... tolerated them, I guess. To the mess hall?”
“Please.”
Nodding, Lili pulled away and ran down the pier, the planks clunking underfoot. “And while we’re there, we can check on the brainless kids!”
“Right. We can...” Frazie’s words died on her lips. That was right. A bunch of brainless kids they could’ve shown to the counselors this whole time, and a mind stealing threat on the loose they should probably tell Milla about.
Milla, who’d already left.
“WAIT!” Frazie hollered across the water, but it was no use. Milla didn’t hear her nor stop, her speck on the horizon floating further and further away. Desperate, Frazie tried to reach out to her mind, but she was already out of range of her telepathy too.
Damn it. If Chloe was still around, she could’ve had the gifted child contact her with her enhanced telepathy. It was too late now. She just had to have faith in Milla’s expertise - she was a veteran Psychonaut, surely she could handle herself. At least, that’s what Frazie told herself.
She smacked her forehead. Forgetting to show the counselors all the children... at least she could comfort herself with the thought they’d try to explain it away. She’d been on the move so much, it’d slipped her mind. She really needed a breather to think and eat.
Frazie turned to go, still eying Milla as she walked away. Wishing her good luck, she finally jogged off to catch up with Lili.
The main area of the camp, normally abuzz with the sounds of playing children, now stood eerily quiet with little more than the distant tweet of birds giving any signs of life. With the sun drifting lower in the sky, kids should’ve been gathering around the lodge for supper, but only a couple lingered around.
A blond girl stomped across the path, cupping her mouth. “CHOPS! Get out here! I know you’re hiding Nils from me!” She clapped a hand over her lips. “I mean J.T.!”
Frazie grimaced, fully aware both of them were drooling in the TV room right now. Proooobably shouldn’t tell her that. Aside from her, though, she couldn’t see anyone but Ford raking away.
Putting her hands around her mouth while she walked with Lili, Frazie shouted out as well. “Chloe? Phoebe?” Frazie called, to pure silence. “Clem? Crystal? ...Dogen?”
The little green boy suddenly popped his head out from a nearby bush. “Hi.”
Startled, yet relieved, Frazie pressed a hand to her chest. “Well... that’s one.” But it didn’t bode well for the remaining four, or any of the other missing campers.
It wasn’t any better inside the lodge. Normally abuzz with wild chatter or the pleasant lull of the Firestarter’s/Levitator’s tunes, they entered into dead silence.
At least Ford was still here. Frazie didn’t even mind that she’d literally just seen him outside. With the camp so empty now, it was relieving to see a familiar face.
But was he still deep in character?
While Lili grabbed them trays, Frazie leaned over the counter. “Psssst... Ford, are you still acting weird?”
“I dunno, do you still not know how to address your elders?”
That was a yes. She sighed. “Never mind. Any chance you could spare another Dream Fluff?” It sure would be handy to have another one of those if she ended up dogpiled by an entire zoo again.
“I can spare one if you got fifty arrowheads on hand, missy.”
Even without checking her pockets, Frazie knew she didn’t have that. She’d been a bit too busy fighting for her life and getting to the bottom of things to go around picking little purple triangles off the ground. “Come oooon,” she pleaded. “We’re on the same team! Can’t you give me a discount?”
Ford’s empty eyes filled with confusion briefly, before he pointed his spatula at her. “I dunno what you’re on about, but the only thing I can give you for free is home cookin’ Or a whoopin’, if you keep trying to haggle.”
Frazie held her hands up. “Alright, alright, sheesh.” She had no idea what’d gotten into him, but it was clear she wasn’t getting a sweet treat or a second chance. Lili walked over with the trays, and Frazie held one out to him. “Load her up.”
“You’re lucky I got plenty of lunch leftovers,” Ford muttered, grabbing a bag of buns. “Barely anyone showed up today. You kids had better stop stuffing yourselves with marshmallows.”
Reheated hot dogs and macaroni. Milk and green beans. Frazie was practically salivating as the two girls claimed one of the many empty tables. “Ugggggh, I needed this,” Frazie groaned, biting into one of her buns. A little too soon. “GAH! Hot!”
Lili snickered, and Frazie shot her a look. Mild tongue burning aside, it was exactly what she needed. She had to get her energy back after all she’d done today already, and if things kept up, she was going to need some more.
The two girls discussed their plans while they ate. “What do we do next?” Lili asked. “Do we just let Milla handle it?”
Frazie could tell from her hesitant tone that Lili was hoping they wouldn’t let their counselor keep all the excitement to herself. “I don’t know,” Frazie admitted. Her eyes drifted towards the stairs that led up to all the brainless children. “At the least, we might not have filled her in, but I think I’ll show Sasha the kids after this. Maybe he can reach out to her?”
“Good plan.” Lili stirred her fork through her noodles, humming with thought. “Still... we’ve been out and about all day, and all we’ve learned is there’s something in the lake. But what? And what was with that underwater town? The tower in our dreams? Nothing’s adding up. We can’t do much if we don’t even know where to go and what to prepare for.”
It was true. They had the bathysphere now, they could reach wherever the kids were being taken... but where was it? What was it? What were they even facing? Frazie sipped from her carton, unable to answer any of it. “Sasha helped me look into my dream earlier, but we ran into some... problems. He said to come back when I’d trained a little. Maybe I’m ready now?”
“Maybe.” Lili shrugged... but before they could say any more, a new, monotone voice spoke up.
“I thought I heard someone out here. Want to come join storytime?”
Both girls looked up towards the TV room, spotting a boy peering around the door frame. His black hair poked out from under a flat hat, his eyes locked on them.
Before Frazie could respond, Lili did for her, rather abruptly. “No thanks, Vernon. We’re trying to have a discussion here.”
“Yeah,” Frazie agreed. “We’re trying to figure some things out.”
“Oh?” Without their permission, he started heading downstairs to join them. “Maybe I can help. I’ll let my audience have a break to get some snacks.”
Frazie was pretty sure his captive audience wasn’t going anywhere. Lili groaned, though, and Frazie wondered just why she had an issue with this kid. Vernon didn’t seem to notice, sitting across from them and folding his hands. “Proceed.”
Confused, Frazie shrugged him off, focusing on Lili. “Anyway... I’ll go see Sasha, but I’m not sure how much it’ll help. If only we had more to go on. We still don’t fully know what the dream means, and I don’t know if I can make it through Sasha’s hair tumbler yet. We know there’s some sort of thorny tower...”
“A thorny tower?” Vernon interjected. “Ohhhhh... I think I know exactly what you ladies are pondering about.”
That got Frazie’s attention. “You do?! Tell us!”
“Frazie...!” Lili rolled her eyes, her face simply oozing ‘oh boy, here we go’.
“What?”
Vernon motioned for them to settle down. “Relax a bit and let me give you all the answers you seek. You see, I’ve thoroughly studied all the camp lore just in case I ever had to retell it. I might not see the future, but no one can say I don’t plan for it.”
Frazie was skeptical, but if it might give them some answers, she’d give it a shot.“Alright, cool. So what is that tower?”
Vernon stood up on his bench, arms waving as he talked. “Seventy five years old, with bricks older than all of us combined, and probably falling apart from years and years of mildew and decay. Infested with rats and long forgotten by everyone... I shudder to think of what it would be like to explore it today. There’s probably ghosts and stuff. Though it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve dealt with ghosts, so I could probably handle it better than other people would.”
Frazie blinked. “That’s, uh... that’s neat. But what does it mean exactly? Are you saying the tower is real? Or is it some kind of mental metaphor?” she asked.
“Ah, when you walk the path of the narrator, you come to see there’s a bit of metaphor in everything. The birds, the grass...”
Lili rolled her hand, motioning for Vernon to get on with it.
“Okay, okay. Let me start from the beginning. Over seven decades old. I said that, right? The introduction is the most important part to any story, and establishing the setting is vital. And the bricks... I mean, I’ve never seen them myself, but they have to be pretty old. That’s called inferring.”
Frazie was starting to get annoyed. She could see why Lili had been so dismissive. “Hrrrrg... look, how about you tell us WHERE is it? Is it near here? Past the lake?”
Vernon tapped his chin. “Mmmm... I saw it marked on a map. Of course, a map is a poor secondhand reference, truly nothing compared to seeing it yourself. That’s why I tried to climb up high and see if I could see from the mountaintop. But I didn’t realize until afterwards that there wasn’t a way back down, and I hadn’t worked on my Levitation yet. Figuring out how to get back to camp is another story entirely... I had to eat my sleeve to survive before I got the idea to start a signal fire.”
“...Your sleeve?” Frazie repeated. “How long were you stuck up there?”
“About two hours.”
...Wait a second. Frazie smacked her cheeks gently, realizing she’d started getting lulled off track as well. “Look! Can we get the abridged version?”
Lili put a hand on her arm, shaking her head. “Forget it. The only abridged version we’ll get is the one we build ourselves in the time it takes him to get to the point.”
Vernon furrowed his brow. “Not into non-fiction? That’s a shame. It’s a good thing you didn’t join us, then. I was telling everyone about my ancestors back during the Civil War. But no worries... I’m an accommodating storyteller. Maybe you’d rather hear about my dog instead? Everyone loves dogs.”
Not waiting for their response, he launched into a new story, just as boring, verbose, and off-topic as before. Lili nudged Frazie with her elbow. “Let’s get out of here,” she hissed.
Frazie pushed out a hand. “Wait.”
Lili look baffled. “You’re not really gonna wait for him to tell us what we want, are you? We’ll be here for days. We don’t have days! We might not even have hours!”
“There might be a way to get the cliffnotes,” Frazie whispered, Vernon still rambling in the background.
“How’s that?”
Frazie pulled out her Psy Portal, holding it before Lili’s eyes. “Ooooh,” her friend hummed. “...Are you really sure you want to go into his head? I don’t want to imagine how convoluted it is.”
“We’ve already used the portal to get information earlier,” Frazie pointed out. “I can handle it. Gimme a sec...”
She gripped the door with her telekinesis and slid it under the table, sneaking it behind the boy to set it on the back of his head. It clicked open as usual... but he didn’t even seem to notice, continuing to monologue on and on to his inattentive audience.
“Wow. He’s dedicated.” Frazie shut her eyes, trying to focus on reaching into his mind. “You stay out here and keep him distracted, alright? Make sure he doesn’t notice the portal.”
Lili’s face fell immediately. “You mean I have to listen to him?”
“Or at least pretend to. I’ll try to be quick. Just say yep or something every now and then.”
“Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh.” Lili put her cheek in her hand, already looking bored out of her mind. “You owe me big time.”
“Believe me, I know.” But that’d have to wait. For now, it was time for an internal inspection. Frazie locked in on his mind and projected herself into it, descending into his head even as he droned on and on.
Now entering:
Vernon’s Vernacular
At first, there was nothing. Then, there was flame.
A single flame amidst a sea of darkness; a bonfire roaring in the distance. Frazie blinked and shielded her eyes, its warmth flowing over her. This place was pretty cozy, for a black void.
The environment might’ve been nondescript, but it wasn’t empty. Rows of seats and benches sat on one side of the fire, filled with giant ears sitting silently. Frazie shuddered a bit, ignoring them and checking what was on the other side. A giant loom sat across from the crowd, surrounded by shelves, one filled with books, another filled with all sorts of silks and thread. And manning the loom was a strange figure.
It was an old man, his white beard long enough to reach down to his legs. He wore a hood and a robe, completely silent as he worked away weaving something together.
Curious, Frazie crept closer, approaching him and making herself known. “Excuse me...?”
“Hmmm?” The man turned his face to her... a very familiar face. “Ahhhh... a weary wanderer. You’re just in time for my latest storytelling masterpiece. Go on, take a seat and listen.”
“Vernon?!”
“I see my reputation precedes me.”
She was used to encountering the campers inside their own minds by now, but they always looked like themselves. Here, Vernon looked more like... a wise sage. Was this how he saw himself?
“Please, sit, miss.”
“Oh... right.” Complying, Frazie circled around the campfire to grab an empty seat amidst the crowd of ears. Understandably, she was a bit skeeved out, keeping her hands in her lap as she glanced back and forth at the giant body parts surrounding her.
Vernon stood up from his seat, pulling his work from the loom. Flapping it a bit, he spread it out wide, then threw it up into the sky. The cloth flew up and hung in the air, a cloth canvas frozen in place.
And boy, was it ugly. So many different threads entwined together, of all kinds of colors and fabrics. Some sort of frankencraft, looking like someone had puked a rainbow all over a blanket. Some figures could be barely made out amidst the mess - something that barely looked like a dog, and a lamp. No, wait, that was supposed to be a boy?
“Behold!” Vernon called. “I present to you a tale I like to call... The Walk of a Lifetime.”
Frazie’s eyes widened as the fabric began to shift and move, the figures on it playing out the words Vernon was speaking. It was amazing, like a quilted movie screen adding images to his story. It was also amazingly awful. The colors were an eyesore, and the movements were janky and nonsensical.
Basically, it had the same quality as the story he was telling. He went on about a walk he took with his dog, and within seconds, he’d already diverted subject to an interesting rock he’d found, then the kind of leash they had, then the weather. It was a barely coherent mess, and the parts that could be understood were a complete snoozefest.
The audience had been listening quietly, but before long, they grew irate. One ear booed, and before long, they were all hopping and raving as they made their displeasure heard.
Tomatoes flew, alongside rocks, all aimed at the tapestry. It was already barely holding together with the many different components used to make it - the first stone punched a hole in it, and it fell apart the instant the rest struck. It unraveled, raining threads down on its creator as his story came to its conclusion.
Vernon held his arms out, catching the string falling down on him, soaking in the roar of the crowd. “Such a loud response... they’re really cheering me on, huh? Truly, my best work yet.”
Frazie’s face scrunched up. Yeeeeeeah, she didn’t get that impression at all. Vernon seemed pleased, though, turning around to start work on another tapestry. “I’m on a roll today. I’ve already got inspiration for my next piece. Oh, muse, you are too kind to me...”
Frazie approached him again, watching him grab books off one shelf, skimming very briefly, then grabbing a bunch of unfitting spools. His materials were completely unorganized, and clearly, so were his ideas.
“Hey,” Frazie said, drawing his attention. “Would yoooou, by chance, want some help...?”
“Mm?” Vernon paused his work, swiveling in his seat to face her. “A collaboration? Hmmmm. A risky proposition... but also an exciting one. Perhaps. Do you know anything about bureaucracy?”
“...” Frazie didn’t even know what he’d said, but she nodded. “Yes?”
“Good. Good. Perhaps you can help me with my next piece after all. One moment...”
He shut his eyes and hummed. Suddenly, something whistled overhead. Frazie looked up - just in time to see pillars falling from the sky.
The void quaked as three bookstands slammed down, massive tomes resting atop each one. “These are some of my favorite ideas,” he explained. “Feel free to take a look, see if there’s anything you can add... so long as I get to tell the story.”
The problem was things needed to be removed, not added... but Frazie nodded. “Sounds good to me. I’ll let you know when I’ve got something you can work with.”
Leaving him to his work, she cracked her fingers, crossing over to the first of the pillars. “Now, let’s see what we’ve got...”
She pulled the book open, grunting a bit as she hefted the heavy cover. Pages flapped as it landed somewhere in the middle of the book... displaying a mish-mash of overly articulate sentences and mismatched pictures.
Hoo, boy. Clearly she had her work cut out for her. She rested her hands on the paper, leaning in for a closer look... only to almost topple over as her palms sunk into the pages.
“Eh?” The book almost seemed to ripple as she dipped her fingers in them. She stuck her entire arm in, not grasping anything, but not stopped by anything either.
So it was something like the TV in Dogen’s mind. She already knew what she had to do.
Frazie took a few steps back, taking a moment to ready herself. Then, she charged forward, jumping high. She somersaulted through the air, finally straightening out so she could slide smoothly right into the tome.
When people said to dive into a good book, she didn’t think it was meant to be taken so literally.
Notes:
This is gonna be a wild, varied world. There's entirely different ideas inside each tome. Vernon's stories might be bland, but his mind sure isn't. For the most part.
Since it's the last camper mind we're going to see, at least for awhile, what'd you all think of the roster? Dogen, Phoebe, Clem, Maloof, Chloe, and Vernon. I've had a ton of fun peeking inside their heads, and I hope you have too.
Chapter 24: A Little Peer Review
Notes:
Bear with me on this chapter. It’s a doozy, for multiple reasons:
1. It’s very experimental - I tried out some things that haven’t been seen before and might not be seen again. We’re in a world of writing, ideas, and creativity, so why not have fun with it?
2. My sickness came back and slowed me down a bit, on top of leaving me incoherent awhile. Here’s hoping it didn’t affect the chapter too much.
3. It’s freakin’ Vernon. I had to juggle writing a character known for boring people without making it too boring itself XD
I’d like to think it came out well, all these in mind, but I’ll let you guys decide for yourselves. Either way, it’s definitely the most varied chapter yet! So without further ado, let’s pay a visit to Whispering Rock’s resident Storyteller.
Thanks to DiLithiumDragon, SandrC, and IronTiger26 for looking it over!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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The endless flap of a million fluttering papers guided Frazie on her descent through the tome.
Freefalling wasn’t a new experience to her. She’d had many shows where she’d taken a nosedive from high above, making the audience gasp in shock and awe... but there was always something to catch her. A trampoline. A trapeze. Her family. Here, soaring through a tunnel of flipping pages and stray words, her skirt billowing and her ponytail trailing behind her, she had no idea where she’d end up.
She at least had enough faith in how these minds worked that she wasn’t about to smash face first into the ground. Frazie held her arms close to her sides and took a steadying breath - just in time for the ride to end.
Her velocity slowed. Up ahead, the paper funnel opened up, spitting her out onto solid ground. Frazie flipped and landed on her feet, pausing to see where she’d ended up.
Wherever it was, it had an organized, refreshing air to it. Someone decided to combine nature and civilization together into some sort of lounge where trees and ferns rimmed a long lobby. It was pretty normal on the ground floor, sporting a spread array of seats and tables... but up above, platforms floated of their own agency, carrying even more seating areas underneath a ceiling of criss-crossed beams and glass. Various signs marked the exits, and Frazie read a few: ‘Agents’, ‘Mailroom’... the ‘Noodle Bowl’?
Good thing she’d just ate, or she might be tempted to find out how filling a mental dinner could be. Though before she could ponder if one could sustain themselves on literal brain food, a sound above drew her attention.
Looking up, a small parchment unrolled to each side. She might not know where she was, but she at least knew the title of the book now.
True Psychic Tales: A Ver-y Special Edition
She scratched her head. Where had she heard something like that before? ...Oh, right! True Psychic Tales. That was the name of the comic books Raz always snuck around their parents. She’d always thought he was a massive dweeb for it, not to mention reckless. Admittedly, though, she was viewing the Psychonauts a lot differently lately.
Before she could dwell on that thought anymore, however, a voice rang out from one of the alcoves.
“Rouse everyone in the Motherlobe. We have an urgent situation on our hands.”
The Motherlobe. Clem and Crystal had said that’s where all the Psychonauts stay. Did that mean she’d ended up in Psychonauts HQ?
Or a mental approximation of it, anyway. Frazie would be very concerned if the real one had a big statue of Vernon like this one did. Which, by the by, would make for a great hiding spot while she listened in.
Frazie crept behind the tacky centerpiece while the voices headed her way. A man and a woman stepped into the lobby, garbed in the most over-the-top trench coats she’d ever seen and donning pairs of sunglasses indoors. Hands in pockets, they had the lobby to themselves as they stopped to talk, blissfully unaware of their uninvited guest.
“We’ve gotten reports of the Environ-mentalist at work in New York... and telekinetic readings off the scales,” the woman explained.
“The ecoterrorist?”
“That’s the one. He’s stolen a device that amplifies his mental reach and power twentyfold. It normally takes immense energy and concentration to move things telekinetically in a complex way, but he’s animating golems of trash from landfills across the city by the dozens. Fully autonomous. We don’t have much time before he unleashes his army of garbage on the city.”
The man slammed a fist into his palm. “He’s going to turn mankind’s wasteful habits against us. It’s as on the nose as it is dangerous.”
Frazie tapped her chin as she eavesdropped. Huh... that actually sounded kinda interesting. Was that the kind of stuff that went down in Raz’s dorky comic books? ...He can never find out she was intrigued by the concept.
The man was lost in thought a moment, before looking up with determination. “We need to grab our top agent and get out in the field, pronto.”
He pointed towards the statue, and Frazie ducked behind it long enough to make sure he was pointing it out instead of her. Would she have to tail these guys? Get a sneak preview of what Psychonauts actually did out on missions, beyond the camp? Deep down, the thought was exciting.
But she’d forgotten just whose mind she was in.
The woman suddenly grabbed her partner by the coat and shook him. “Are you mad?! Think about the fallout from the state if we barged in unannounced! If anyone or anything gets hurt, we’ll get sued!”
The man slapped his forehead. “Agh, you’re right! We need to take the proper precautions. Fill out the paperwork to cover all possible litigations and blowback. Calls to the local authorities and governor to let them know this is a psychic matter and to not interfere. And we haven’t even called a meeting and formulated our battle strategy! What was I thinking?!”
“You weren’t!” the woman quipped. “Come on. We need to get to work right away. Get everyone on the paperwork, pronto! The sooner we cover our bases, the sooner we can save the city!”
The two ran off, leaving Frazie absolutely baffled. Bwah? Hadn’t they said this situation was urgent? Why were they fussing with the small details and delaying the action? She really hoped this wasn’t true to life - but if anyone was going to make a story focus on the boring part, it’d be Vernon.
“Excuse me, miss?”
“GAH!”
Frazie jumped when another worker snuck up on her, this one a less goofily dressed lady sporting regular business wear instead. “Didn’t you hear them? We need everyone working so they can start the mission!”
The only thing more ridiculous than the direction this story was headed was being forced into it. Frazie quickly shook her head. “I think there’s a misunderstanding here, miss...”
“Yes, there certainly is!” The worker stepped behind her, pushing her towards the far part of the building. “You’re off task! Now, let’s get you into uniform and back to the offices. It’s not Casual Friday yet.”
“But-!”
Her protests fell on deaf ears as she was marched deeper into the Motherlobe.
Frazie huffed, tugging at the incredibly tight collar of her suit with a finger. Her family might not have had the opportunity to try out all kinds of clothes, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t be picky when she was stuck in this asphyxiating death trap.
Now seated inside a cubicle in her new clothes, the employee that’d kidnapped her dropped a fat stack of documents atop her desk. “There you go! You’re behind schedule, but if we hurry, we can have our agents legally protected before the villain destroys more than a fourth of New York.”
Frazie blankly stared up at her from her office chair. “Or! Better idea here, bear with me...” She clapped her hands together and tilted them her way. “You guys just skip the paperwork, and head out on your mission now. Eh? Let’s save all of the city.”
The woman stared right back. Then, she burst out laughing. “Hah! Oh, that’s a good one. It’s like you want us to get sued!””
She turned to leave, and Frazie reached after her. “Wait! I don’t know what I’m supposed to do!”
The worker laughed harder on her way out. “Fill everything out! Sign and date, make sure everything makes sense, come on, this is beginner stuff! You’re a riot.”
“I...” It was pointless. She wasn’t listening. Straight from the circus to a desk job... ugh, she’d skipped a few steps somewhere, hadn’t she? And she didn’t even want to be here.
With a groan of frustration, she surrendered, snatching the topmost form to look it over. “Form 107CCX... Substitution of Cognitive Jurisdiction request... reference clause 37H... what does any of this mean?!”
She tried her best, she really did. She was fluent in English and Grulovian... but technical jargon and bureaucratic lingo were like another language entirely. Five minutes later, she was resisting the urge to tear her hair out as she flipped through paper after paper, desperate to find just one she could understand.
“AGGGGGH!” Someone in the cubicle next to her shushed her, and Frazie fumed to herself while she tried skipping halfway down the stack. “This is all so-...!” She paused when something drew her eye, stuffed deep into the files. “...Confusing?”
It was another merit badge - a figurative one like the one in Maloof’s mind at least, the patch barely feeling corporeal as she picked it up in her fingers. Sporting multiple shades of green, it featured a perplexed face weighted down by multiple question marks.
Frazie studied it, thinking. If it was anything like before, she just had to absorb the knowledge it held, right? All she had to do was...
Wait, did it just move by itself?
In her grasp one second, gone the next. Frazie’s eyes widened as the pin jerked out of her fingers. While she’d been lost in her thoughts, some kind of tiny creature had climbed up on her desk and snatched her new find right out of her hands.
A tiny green gremlin sneered up at her, a smug smirk on its face and a crownlike tuft of hair on its head. While she gaped at it, it blew a raspberry at her, lifting the badge overhead as it leapt to the floor and scampered away.
“Hey!” Frazie pushed herself up, sending papers flying when her hands hit the desk. “You little runt! Get back here!”
Frazie darted out of her cubicle and down the hall, giving pursuit. The thief was small, but quick on its feet, laughing at her the whole time she chased it across the office. It vaguely reminded her of all the times she had to chase her younger siblings around the circus when they were toddlers… except this was ten times as obnoxious, with something on the line.
It was only a matter of time until she caught up, though. She was gaining on it... but the longer their chase went, the more she realized something was wrong.
The little goblin wasn’t so little anymore.
It was like the creature was growing with every step. It hadn’t even reached her knee before, but now it was up to her waist. A moment later, she noticed it was almost as big as her as they skirted a corner. By the time she could almost catch it, it was huge.
The monster stopped abruptly, making Frazie plow into it. “Hey...!” When the thief turned and leered down at her, though, her indignation quickly became fear.
Knowing it didn’t have to run anymore, the monster flipped the patch into its mouth and swallowed it whole, sneering brazenly down at her. She took a few steps back, the beast matching her stride for stride as it flexed its new, huge arms.
Ego
The longer it goes unchecked, the bigger it grows.
As if the goliath wasn’t bad enough, Censors poured out of nearby offices to join the fray, and for once, their default look actually fit the scene. Less fitting were a few more little goblins popping up along with them... and they’d become as big as their brother if left alone.
The other Egos were already growing. Already learning from her first mistake, Frazie ignored their big bro and the legion of lawyers, leapfrogging the rushing Censors and honing in on her newest foe while they were still manageable.
Their smarmy attitudes cleared right up when they had someone focusing on them while they were small. The first squeaked and tried to run, only to end up squashed flat as Frazie brought her heel down on it. A quick sweep of the leg knocked the other couple into the wall, where a single psi blast each finished them off.
They weren’t so tough when she got them fast. Perhaps even weaker than the Censors, whom she dispatched with the efficiency she’d come to learn by now. Some pyrokinesis here, a fist to the face there, they were hardly a threat anymore. She still had to duck away from their stamps and keep from getting overwhelmed, but with a quick psychic split, her legs kicked out and blew the last couple away with mental energy. Piece of cake.
An easy fight... until Frazie found a massive monster looming over her, the girl crying out in surprise. The grown Ego was very much a threat - and not happy she’d wiped out its crew.
It lifted her bodily, its claw around her neck, because her constricting collar wasn’t bad enough already. With a roar, it slammed her down on the nearest desk and dragged her along, knocking pens and coffee mugs to the floor.
It flung her roughly off the end. She tumbled, crying out when her back slammed into another table. Glancing up in a daze, she caught a worker peering over the edge with fearful eyes.
“You guys are Psychonauts! Kinda!” Frazie snapped. “Why aren’t you helping?!”
“We don’t have Motherlobe invasion defense paperwork!”
“Oh my GOD!” With a frustrated growl, Frazie strained with all her might to hoist the desk with her mind. The gap between the Ego and her was dwindling, and time was short. To her relief, the coworker yelped and backed away as their table started to float.
It didn’t move fast, but she didn’t need fast. She just needed it to fly, hurling it with a grunt after she’d gotten back on her feet. As it flew across the room, the Ego cackled, bracing itself to catch the heavy projectile with ease. Lifting it overhead like it was nothing but a paperweight, it prepared to throw it right back.
It just hadn’t been expecting her to light it up with Pyrokinesis after it had caught it.
The creature howled and dropped the burning wood - right on top of itself. Its eyes bulged as a hundred-fifty pounds cracked down on it at once.
It crumpled, stunned. Frazie kept the heat coming, incinerating the brute along with the desk. As the flames spread, the creature opened its mouth to roar at her with its dying breath - but instead, it hiccupped, gagged, and spat out the patch it’d swallowed before collapsing.
“Eeeeew.” As the Ego shrunk and faded away, Frazie told herself she wasn’t going to touch this thing. Instead, she opted to lift it with her mind, holding it as close as she was willing. Ignoring the smell, she shut her eyes and focused on the badge.
Energy radiated off it, flowing into her, simultaneously expanding her mind and jamming it.
Her face scrunched up, trying to process it all. It felt like she was learning and forgetting at the same time. This power’s very existence was a paradox, and yet once it finally settled in, everything clicked. Looking down at her hand, she saw she’d conjured a little green question mark in it. Curious, she held it in both hands, fiddling with it. “What the heck do you do...?”
There was a pop as she pulled the dot off it. “Eh? Oops.” Frazie tried to put it back together, grunting futilely as the two parts refused to rejoin.
And then, they exploded.
Frazie held her head, wobbling to and fro. All of a sudden, it was like her brain had fogged over and left her adrift in a sea of nonsense. She had no idea what was going on anymore.
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Frazie shook her head, hard. Take a swim? That dangerous thought snapped her out of it. Her head cleared, and with it, she realized she had a scary new tool on her hands.
Or a useful one.
That one worker she’d stolen a desk from was still watching, likely wondering how much more paperwork this little scuffle just created. Curious about something, Frazie decided to take a load off their mind by making another grenade and tossing it at their feet.
The worker shouted as it exploded, the blast leaving them wobbling in a daze and gibbering about the lack of bacon in the cafeteria. Frazie promptly grabbed their shoulders and looked them deep in the eye. “Great job! We’re all done with the paperwork now. We can get on with the mission!”
“W-w... we are?” the employee stammered, struggling to maintain eye contact. “But didn’t we start less than an hour ago...?”
“Nope!” Frazie assured them with a pat on the back. “Full work day. Take some time off. Tell the others.” The worker still seemed lost, but slowly nodded, going along with it. And speaking of the others... Frazie popped another question mark, pointing at a nearby cubicle. “Hey, you! Catch!”
Not long later, the entire department was either stumbling around or just coming out of their confused haze. But there was one thing they all shared - they were convinced they’d done their job now.
On her way out of the offices, the worker that’d originally brought her back here barged in, aghast. “What are you-“
“Here, hold this for me,” Frazie interrupted, shoving a question mark in her hands. She walked past, the explosion popping off behind her. “And tell our top agent we’re good to go!”
By the time she was back in the lobby, it seemed the word had spread around the Motherlobe. The two overly dressed agents were back again, conversing in hushed tones in front of a large door. “I’ve never seen the clerical staff work so fast...” the man murmured, sounding unsure.
“They must know how urgent the situation is.” His partner reached for her forehead, looking towards the upper reaches of the building. “I’ll let our top agent know we’re ready to go.”
All was quiet as she sent a silent telepathic message up above... and then, with a hiss, the wide entryway behind them slid open.
Out strolled a regular-sized Vernon, his own trench coat trailing behind him as he strutted out with all the undeserved swagger in the world. “Ahhhh... I didn’t think we’d be going so soon. Our fellow Psychonauts really outdid themselves this time. They deserve a nice break... but the real reward is that they’re helping us save the Big Apple.”
“Very wise, sir,” one assistant said as they followed him towards the elevator.
“And with minimal legal ramifications!” the other chipped in.
Together, they headed out on what would no doubt be an exciting mission. Frazie wouldn’t be joining, though - she was content knowing she’d actually pushed the tale on to the good part. That might help him organize his stories a bit better.
Satisfied, she watched them depart, and then made an exit of her own back into the tome that’d brought her here.
Frazie popped back out near Vernon’s ear-ie campfire once again, noticing that her suit had somehow been swapped out in transit. Frazie sucked in air now that her regular outfit was back. Finally, she could breathe unrestricted again.
The second thing she noticed was Vernon’s workstation starting to move on its own.
The sagely Vernon was still at work weaving, but the shelves around him started shuffling around, books and spools pulled out by unseen hands and rearranged as his take on storytelling adjusted itself. When it finally stopped, it was just a bit neater than before.
Vernon grabbed for some more thread and eyed it curiously when it wasn’t the material he was expecting. Finally, he shrugged, working with what he had.
Progress. But there was still a ways to go before his technique was refined, his plot threads were organized, and he could weave a tale that wouldn’t put someone to sleep. Leaving him to his work, Frazie headed for the next pedestal and cracked open idea number two.
She climbed on up, dipping her legs into the pages and slipping in like she was lowering herself into a pool. Another trip through the paper passage later, she landed with a grunt on solid ground.
Massive walls of dirt bordered the wide area on all sides, enshrining what looked like some kind of old mining town. Rickety wooden shacks lay densely packed around the basin, with some higher plateaus farther in holding yet more facilities. An eerie wind blew through the valley, making doors creak to and fro under a dark cloud-filled sky. The place was big, abandoned... and eerily familiar.
Unable to shake that feeling of faint recognition, Frazie walked up to the nearest building, squinting up at its sign: The Shaky Claim Saloon.
...Wait a second.
She’d only heard that name an hour ago, and yet hearing it again was already making her blood freeze with fear. Last time she’d seen this place, it’d been completely submerged.
Oh, no.
Stay calm. She might’ve been transported back to a time when the sunken city was still dry, but that didn’t mean anything, right? Vernon just wanted to take a look at it before it’d been flooded. Simple.
Then, another scroll popped into existence, sinking Frazie’s hopes with the newest title: Survivor of the Great Flood.
Oh NO.
A story about a lone townie getting caught in their city’s destruction? Interesting. Being the lone townie? It’d be a nightmare even if she wasn’t cursed to die in water.
Which she freakin’ was.
Sorry, Vernon, but this story was going to remain untouched. Frazie spun on her heel and ran, sprinting back to the tome to make a quick exit...
SPLOOSH!
But it was too late. Just before she could dive back in, a waterfall crashed down on the book from up above, quickly pooling and spreading out around the pillar. Hitching a breath, Frazie looked up to see a large truck perched on the edge of the cliff, depositing gallons and gallons of water into the basin. It was the first of many. Dozens, maybe even hundreds of government-marked vehicles were backing up all around the valley to dump their payloads.
Soon, a nonstop cascade of water poured down all around the canyon, new trucks backing in to replace any that ran dry. Her heart hammering in her throat, Frazie jumped and waved, praying she’d get anyone’s attention. “Hey! Someone’s still down here! ...HEY! QUIT IT! STOP! PLEASE!”
It was no use. They were way too high up, operating on the assumption the entire town had already been evacuated. To be fair, it had been... they just didn’t expect a psychic visitor to jump into a recreation of the town’s flooding, nor could they hear her over the cacophonous roar of countless waterfalls.
She gave up when the water started to tickle her toes. She jumped back like she’d been bit, trying to keep her breathing steady as her eyes flicked back and forth. Not good. Really not good. The water was pooling on the outskirts of town and flooding inwards, quickly gaining ground. She had minutes at best before the empty dirt paths were completely submerged.
She had to get to higher ground. Frazie stumbled over her feet in a panic, managing to keep upright as she raced the flood further into town. If she could get to one of those inclines that led up to the higher tiers, she’d be alright...
But it was a fool’s hope. A rush of water crashed down on the path ahead of her, making her skid to a stop. There was no way forward, no way back.
Nowhere to go but up.
Quickly scanning the surrounding buildings for a way to climb, any way, she spotted another signboard jutting out over the street. She ran for it and jumped onto its pole, spinning overhead again and again until she picked up enough momentum to launch onto the building’s rooftop.
Not a moment too soon. The streets below were completely soaked, and in seconds, Galochio would come calling. With no other choice, Frazie grit her teeth and kept ascending, hopping from building to building until she’d jumped up the tallest one on the street, even jumping up the water tower perched atop it until the ground was far, far below.
It was hopeless. She was as high as she could get without swimming farther into town. Obviously, that just wasn’t going to happen. It couldn’t happen. She was stuck, gazing fearfully at the rapidly rising floodwaters starting to creep over the roof of her building. All she could do was watch her impending doom creep closer.
But from up here, she could also see there was something strange in the water.
Besides Galochio, of course. That jerk was down there as expected, waving up at her almost sadistically, knowing it had her this time. But next to it, bobbing on the tumultuous waves, was a potential savior.
Literally, the word savior. Big black letters floated together, as if the dictionary itself sent her a life raft. It wasn’t the only one, either. All around her, the water was full of all sorts of clumps of letters and fragments. ‘Soaked’, ‘Damp’, ‘Drenched’, ‘Tsunami’, ‘Whirlpool’... and many, many more where those came from.
It was an honest to goodness flood of words.
“I really hope those are solid...” Frazie whined to herself, already knowing what she had to do to survive. Peering over the edge and rethinking her life’s choices, she took a step back before leaping from her perch, falling down towards the closest word she could reach.
“Oof...!” The letters bucked and heaved with the force of her landing, but held together. Breathing a sigh of relief, Frazie glanced down to check what term she’d ended up on as it sloshed a bit under her feet.
‘Drown’. Well, that was reassuring.
Wobbling a bit, Frazie worked to steady herself on the world’s most unmotivational surfboard. She’d spent her whole life perfecting balance, surely she could learn this in a timely fashion, right? Well, she had to, or things would get unpleasant real fast.
It took a bit, but finally, she found her footing. She wasn’t going to be doing any sick tricks with her raft anytime soon, but with a little telekinetic push, she could guide herself across the water and not have to worry about toppling in.
The flooding wasn’t stopping anytime soon, but at least she was safe for now. Looking at all these waterlogged words, though, an idea came to mind.
Maybe if she cleaned these up, that’d clear up his vocabulary a bit? Part of his problem was talking himself in circles describing things in similar ways. If she could get him to realize less words could still get the point across...
It was worth a shot. With one arm helping her balance, the other tapped her temple while she charged up her Psi Blasts. Directing them at a nearby cluster of letters, her target exploded under the force and fell to pieces. She turned and fired a honed shot at a lone ‘Wave’, cutting through the word like butter before its halves split apart and sank. She was getting better at sharpening her shots.
The constant lapping of water against her float still filled her with dread, but she could manage this. She’d clear up enough stray sentences to fill a book of its own, and she’d be on her way. Easy.
Until a light bulb whizzed right by her head.
The surprise threw her off balance, making her pinwheel her arms to readjust herself. “What the heck...!” If the sudden attack hadn’t tipped her off that she wasn’t alone, the sudden crackle of shrill, almost electric laughter did.
She wasn’t the only surfer anymore. A couple more manned words swerved in, ridden by... blue bunnies from hell? The creatures would be almost cute with their pointed ears and stubby bodies, if not for their jagged red teeth, the piercing eyes, and the veins flickering all over their bodies. Rows of bulbs stuck to their backs - no points for guessing who’d just tried to dome her.
Their mouths opened wide to spit more glass loogies at her. Wide-eyed, Frazie gave her ride a quick shove to get her out of the line of fire. She ducked one projectile, swerved around another, and threw up her shield to let the last one smash harmlessly across her face.
The bulby bunnies exchanged a glance - and then started firing at her footing. If they couldn’t hit her, they were going to sink her ship. Permanently.
“Hey, hey! Oooooh no you don’t!” What goes around comes back around, her Psi Blasts ringing true as they blew the bunnies’ boats to kingdom come. The critters cried out as they fell into the drink, evaporating like cotton candy, their lingering energy briefly arcing across the surface.
Oddly enough, it was slightly refreshing know she wasn’t the only thing in the mind that’d immediately die if it touched water. But only slightly. More rabbits were surfing in to replace their fallen comrades, and she knew this cleaning mission just got a lot more challenging.
She wasn’t going to make it if every jerk and judder of her board threw her into a panic. Trying to ignore the growing ocean around her, Frazie planted her feet firmly. Harness her focus. Ignore the fact that one wrong move would get her killed. Deep breaths. Just treat it like any other death-defying stunt. She could do this. She had to.
Show time.
Her body practically contorted into letters itself as she twisted her way out of the next round of fire. Their shots were big, they were scary, but they were slow. By the time she’d dodged them all and the next set was on the way, she was already on the move.
Looping around the following barrage, she bore down on the bunnies, making the closest ones squeak in surprise. Just before they collided head-on, she swerved, jutting a foot out to punt the unlucky creatures into the water before sailing on by.
While she dealt with them, the farther foes fired a wide spread that would almost certainly hit her. Channeling her inner daredevil, she gripped her board with her mind and jumped.
It rose with her, carrying her over the line of bulbs. On her way down, she returned fire, blowing another couple bunnies away before she splashed back down.
She just had to alternate between shooting the baddies and the debris. That was the key. Whether Frazie was destroying stray words or ridden words, she was gradually declogging Vernon’s vocabulary all the while. She was a one woman battleship... demolishing a bunch of electric bunnies and chunks of text. Hmmm. It sounded a little less badass that way.
But showmanship wasn’t the goal here. Survival was. And with every threat she blasted to oblivion, her odds of making it through this were increasing.
She soon cleared up the last of the critters, giving the monster a rough telekinetic shove into the water and finally allowing herself to catch her breath. By now, she was the only living thing on the surface, and most of the words had been destroyed, too.
Now that the action had died down, she realized the basin was close to full. The town of Shaky Claim was long washed away, sunken down below to be forgotten for decades until a couple campers happened to stumble on it.
But not all of it.
Off in the far distance, she could barely make out the highest peak of one of the town’s spires. One lone building had survived the flood, perched high enough on the peak to escape the rest of the city’s fate.
It was hard to discern, its silhouette dark against an already shadowy sky, but Frazie could make out a large building still standing firm on its tiny remaining patch of land. Twisted towers craned up towards the clouds, making the place look all the more ominous. And at the very top, a large rimmed dome sat above it all, almost like Saturn.
Or a brain.
The brief glimpse of the tower in her dreams flitted through her head - completely unlike this, and yet somehow familiar. Like a moth to a flame, she was drawn to the island, steering herself closer. She had to find out more.
She wouldn’t get the chance. The water had filled in, but it hadn’t settled yet. She suddenly lurched as a wave rocked her, throwing her off balance. “WhoooOOOOOoooOOOAAAAH...!” Another hit, leaving her wobbling on the edge.
It was over. She fell. But not into the water - into pages instead. The book that’d brought her here was dislodged by the flood, sent floating up to the surface to catch her and send her to safety.
A fortunate twist of fate, but one that ferried her away from her goal.
The darkness of the lake was soon replaced by the darkness of Vernon’s void.
“Oompf!” The book spat Frazie back out on her face, spraying droplets all over the place. A second later, it closed tight, cutting off the flow. Immediately, Frazie pushed herself up and leapt for the book, cracking it open again. She had to get back in there and find out more about that tower.
For her efforts, she got a torrent of water in the face. “FFBBFBTBTBT....!” And along with it, the Hand of Galochio, wiggling and writhing as it tried to grab at her through the flooded portal.
Frazie slammed the book back shut, breathing heavily. “Alright. Okay. Can’t go back. Lovely.”
Backing away from the tome, she about faced and sighed. Looked like she wasn’t learning anything just yet... but on the bright side, Vernon’s materials were rearranging themselves again. With less word bloat muddling his messages, his station was almost in prime condition. Rows of books and threads sat organized by color, though there were still mismatching chunks. With a little bit more messing with the way he told his tales, he should be able to weave a story well enough that he could just tell her about the tower himself back in the real world.
Wringing some water from her shirt, she headed towards the last pedestal, calling out to Vernon as she went. “How goes the project?”
His work wasn’t anything to write home about just yet, but from where she stood Frazie could see some marked improvement in his pattern. The knits were neater, less garish, and he was at least using the same fabric across the board now. “My muse whispered in my ear and got me to start over on a new weave... and I think it’s a good one. How goes the collaborating, my fellow wordsmith?”
Frazie sucked in a terse breath as she twisted the last bits of water from her hair. “It, uh... it goes.” Frankly, she’d had no idea how hard - and dangerous - helping someone tell a story could be. But that might’ve just been because she was doing it the Psychonauts way. “You know you’ve got a bunny infestation in here, right?” she went on. Him, Coach... her own mind. There were a lot of bunnies all around lately. What was up with that?
“Bunnies?” The sagely Vernon looked up from his latest work to stroke his beard in thought. “Ooh... those are Bad Ideas. They can’t all be winners, not even mine. Like my story about two wayward lovers who meet at a pastry bake-off, but one likes cake and one likes pie. A pair meant to be, with their taste in desserts colliding. I called it ‘Rhubarb’d Hearts’.”
Apparently even Vernon had a limit, and it involved concepts flakier than the crusts they were about. Frazie cringed. “Yeah... put that one back in the oven,” she murmured, cracking open the last tome. Bad Ideas... did that mean she had one lurking around her own head, and Coach had a ton? Their rabbits looked so much different, though.
She’d think about it later. For now, she had one last idea to check out.
Pushing up onto the pillar with a handstand, she hopped off her palms down into the pages for one last ride through the tunnel of a thousand papercuts. Somersaulting all the way down, she unfurled when she felt herself slow and drop out of the other end.
Landing with a flourish, she stood tall to admire her surroundings... and gasped in awe.
Rolling plains of green sat under an almost crystalline sky. The only thing that gave away that the blue expanse wasn’t real were the thin cracks that raced across the clouds, the way the sun looked like it was on the other side of a mirror. Despite apparently being indoors, the land flourished with vibrant trees spread out far into the horizon. A misty arc of energy hung far in the distance, like a one-color rainbow, hanging over a town made of marble. The air itself felt charged, invigorating... magical.
The scroll that suddenly popped in front of her and unraveled to give a name to it all: The Caverns of Verdantiya.
It was beautiful. It almost felt like a gift to be able to see it in person, rather than just hear about it from its creator.
Little did she know she was going to be hearing a lot more about it than she’d anticipated.
The scroll closed and disappeared with a boom, making Frazie jump. It wasn’t an explosion, though... it was a loud voice echoing over the fields, its owner unseen. “Hail, newcomer.”
Frazie glanced back and forth, then offered a little wave to thin air. “Hi...?” Spotting no one, she cleared her throat. “Whooooo’s there?”
“I am the Narrator,” the voice boomed again. “Here to welcome you to-...!”
“You don’t gotta tell me, I read the title.”
“-Verdantiya,” the voice carried on. “An underground kingdom where pure magic has infused the cave walls with life and purpose. The leylines that arc over the country fuel this power, leading to the creation of cities like that one over there, the grand town of-“
Frazie put up a finger. “That’s all very, uh, interesting, but I think I’m just gonna go and see it for myself...?” she called upwards, hands on her hips.
“-Rudavil, whose primary exports are lumber and crystals. Their architecture is hand-crafted from materials from the local quarry, their fields have a mole problem, and the mayor is currently having an affair with-“
“Lalalala I can’t hear you! No spoilers!” Frazie yelled, walking off with her hands clamped over her ears. Even as she ignored him, though, the Narrator droned on about every little bit of exposition that could be gleaned from this brand new world... and all before someone would get to see it in the story itself.
He wasn’t stopping anytime soon, either. After a few minutes of walking, he was still raving about the economy of the city three towns over. It’d all be lackluster to read about already, but being stuck here forced to listen to it booming all around you, it was unbearable.
Trying to tune him out, she looked around for something to distract herself with. And right off the beaten path was just the thing... another memory vault, also trying to hide from the loud and scary Narrator.
It almost seemed relieved when Frazie gave it a quick rap to knock it out. Far more intrigued by its contents than the neverending lore buzzing around her, Frazie pulled out the photos within to study.
Paper Boy
Vernon’s fingers trembled slightly, the boy reading the newspaper passage again. “Is this...?”
“It is,” his father confirmed, smiling softly to himself as he stroked his stubble.
When his dad had called him into his office to show him something, Vernon’s mind had been abuzz with possibilities. An interesting report from the newspaper his father worked for. A new recipe his mother was trying out. A new friend for his dog, Lady.
Not a single one of them was as incredible as the truth.
His father had indeed handed him one of his papers... but it wasn’t just any story on one of its rear pages. Staring back at him in black was one of Vernon’s own stories, one he’d made in English class and gotten an A for. Nothing extravagant... just a retelling of the day he’d spent with his grandpa on summer vacation. But here it was, forever immortalized in ink.
“What do you think?” his father prompted. “I had to pull a few strings, but I thought it was worth it to let everyone see what a good job you did.”
Unable to look away from the passage, which he would go on to frame and put on his bedroom wall later, Vernon’s lips split in a wide grin. “I don’t think I could have dreamed of anything better... and I have some really, really weird dreams sometimes.”
His father laughed, turning back to his typewriter. “Keep up the good work, and maybe you’ll end up getting your stories in the paper every week.”
“Just like you?”
“Just like everyone in our family.”
That finally drew Vernon’s focus away. Vernon knew his dad was a successful news writer, and his grandma a famous author, but it went further than that? “What do you mean?”
His father paused before his fingers hit the keys, instead motioning for Vernon to come climb on his lap. The kid did so, and his father reached past his current project to grab a book off his desk shelf.
It opened to show a family tree, spattered with all sorts of pictures from the past. Clippings, excerpts, snippets of text ranging back centuries were plastered beside every photo. “As far back as we’ve managed to look, the Tripes have had storytelling in our blood, in our minds. When the printing press was invented, your ancestor immediately got to work putting his ideas on paper. Before them, we’ve been spreading our tales by word of mouth for generations. There’s a lot of history in our tree, son... and you’re the next branch of it.”
Surprised, Vernon pointed at himself. “Me?”
“You.” Chuckling, his father put the book back and set him down. “Just keep working hard, and some day, people will be talking about your accomplishments.”
Settling back on the ground, Vernon was left with a lot to think about, the clack of the typewriter pinging alongside every thought.
He had creativity in his heart and talent in his genes. It was no mere coincidence he’d gotten into the paper... it was fate.
And if he wanted it to happen again, he’d need to step it up. And he reeeeeally wanted it to happen again.
Already, his mind was racing. What if he went bigger? Grander? Focused on every little detail, leaving no gaps or room for misinterpretation? Long stories, epics, ones you’d be reading for weeks straight. Each idea was taller than the last. More and more ways to extend his talent to the next level... for better or worse.
Leaving his father to his work, he ran off back to his room, paper under his arm. He already had ideas for his next story about his walk with Lady. He just needed to remember how it’d gone down... he went left at first, and then they’d stopped to watch the beehive? And then one stung him, and then they went right and saw some flowers? Ooooh, he had to write this down.
Vernon’s next story was five times the length of the first. The one after that, a dozen. Bigger, longer words. More intricacy, more detail. He wanted to make his family proud, to live up to his heritage by making the biggest story of all.
The results were... mixed. Before, he could entertain some of his fellow students when they gathered at recess. Now, they were always busy whenever he wanted to get their attention. It was a strange coincidence.
His English teacher had been leaving a lot of gentle suggestions lately, prompts to go back to his older style, to focus less on the fine details and focus more on telling the story. Clearly, the teacher just didn’t understand his incredible storytelling ability. What did they know? It was Vernon who’d been in the newspaper, not them.
Seated in his own desk, Vernon frantically scribbled away on his next idea... by page seventy, he’d just about finished the intro.
He had a legacy to live up to. And he planned to.
Frazie sighed. Oh, Vernon. You had something good going for you.
And he still did. These three ideas of his she’d seen were proof the boy was creative underneath the monotone monologuing. But somewhere along the line he’d substituted quantity for quality when it came to getting his point across, and boy, did it show.
Hopefully she could get him back on track - because she sure as heck wasn’t going to stick around and listen to him until she did.
The echoing voice had finally quieted down by the time she’d finished. Freed from the exposition dump, Frazie stood again, ready to see this strange new world for herself.
“-Also there’s a dragon plaguing the kingdom in the castle to the east! It’s currently locked in a stalemate with an ancient hero!”
Frazie winced. “Thank you, Mr. Narrator.” Alright. Castle to the east. Well, that was as good a place to start looking for things she could fix as any.
Her path in mind, she set out, drinking in the scenery the whole way.
Now that she wasn’t being harassed by the Narrator anymore, the trip across the countryside was rather pleasant - especially compared to the boring officework and terrifying flooding of the previous tomes. She could ride on her levitation orb and enjoy the refreshing wind in her hair, the faux sunlight on her face.
‘Pleasant’ didn’t exactly mean ‘peaceful’, though. The usual mental bogeymen haunted her quest - Censors in knight armor, Regrets buzzing from above, sludgy pools of Doubts and now Bad Ideas backing them up on the regular. By now, though, they were all old hat. She left defeated baddies and smoldering puddles of incinerated goop in her wake as she traveled across the land.
She passed by ancient cities of gears and machinery, floating islands adrift by their own means, and all other sorts of interesting sights, but they were just pit stops on her adventure to the east. Soon enough, after exploring and fighting her way across the kingdom, she finally spotted gleaming bricks looming in the distance.
Like you’d expect from your typical fairy tale, a majestic castle stood tall, moat and all, its drawbridge lowered and awaiting visitors... so they could be promptly repelled by its two scaly, bipedal guards
Rolling to a stop at the edge of the planks, Frazie balanced on her ball and addressed them. “Dumb question, but is this where the dragon and the hero are fighting?”
Hissing, one guard clanked its axe and shield together threateningly. “Who do you think you are, calling us so cassssually? Arrogance! Begone!”
“One intruder’ssss already ssslipped by!” his friend rasped. “We won’t allow a ssssecond one!”
“Sounds like a yes to me. Present for ya.” Ignoring their indignant glares, Frazie conjured a confusion grenade and dropped it before her as she rolled on right between them.
“Sssstop!” they cried, ready to chase after her... before the mark clanking to the ground gave them pause. They stared down at it, perplexed, right up until it blew them sky high.
“RAAAAAH! WITCHCRAFT!” Frazie snickered to herself, hearing the guards fumbling and tumbling into the moat behind her. All alone now, she popped her sphere to explore the darkened chambers properly.
It wasn’t long before she found a spiral staircase heading upwards, and the sound of voices up above. Well, one voice... going on, and on, and on in a deep yet mellow growl. Determined, Frazie started her ascent, each stone step bringing her closer and closer to the castle’s peak.
Notes:
Not gonna lie, I keep wondering how much of Vernon’s brain could apply to my own. Am I roasting myself? I’m having an existential writing crisis. But at least it’s a fun one!
Chapter 25: The Book Wyrm
Notes:
My Valentine's gift to you all - another chapter! Big thanks to my betas for helping me get it out today, which I wasn't aiming for in particular but was a pleasant coincidence.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Up and up and up Frazie climbed, each stone step carrying her closer to the top of the castle. Gradually. Sheesh, this staircase was longer than one of Vernon’s stories...
But unlike his stories, the stairs did eventually end. Still long enough to leave even someone as athletic as her winded, she paused a few moments at the precipice to catch her breath before shoving open the door to the rooftop.
She was greeted by the shrill whistle of high-altitude winds alongside more of that droning voice she’d heard. The castle peak was rather bare, a large field of stone with a tower spire in each corner. It made it rather trivial to spot the floor’s occupants.
One was your stereotypical medieval knight. Glimmering plate, a face-concealing helmet, and a sharp blade were all that protected them. They stood silent in the face of their opponent... because that foe was doing more than enough talking for the two of them.
They were taking up enough space for the two of them, too. Frazie couldn’t miss them even if she tried. They weren’t overly big... they were long. A massive yellow dragon took up half of the rooftop, its ears furry and droopy, its thick coils slinking back and forth like a shifting wall of scales before eventually spilling over the edge. Frazie dreaded to think just how much more of the beast lay hidden out of view.
The creature stood tall on two legs, ranting at the knight down below. Frazie’s head slowly craned backwards to try and take in all of them. She squinted, double-taking at the creature’s face. She recognized those eyes. That wide nose, now elongated into a snout. That mouth that never, ever seemed to close, now adorned with fangs.
Vernon. Or what he’d look like as a monster, at least.
She didn’t think he was self-inserting again - well, he might be, but it’d be pretty unusual if he was. Though the creature looked like him, and rambled like him, it seemed a similar face was all they had in common.
The dragon didn’t even seem to notice Frazie as she strolled into view, taking a spot next to the knight while the beast stood lost in monologue. “Whaaaat’s going on here?” Frazie whispered to the person behind her hand.
Surprised, the knight’s visor jerked her way, but they finally faced front again. “You shouldn’t be here, lass... this is the Drag-on, corruptor of the caverns and a fearsome scourge upon this land. This fiend and I are slated for combat the moment he’s had his say.”
Frazie stroked her chin, humming. “I see. Juuuuust curious... how long’s he been talking so far?”
The knight’s helmet tipped up towards the sky to judge the sun. “I’d say... five hours now.”
Frazie sighed, running her hand down her face. “And you’re not just attacking while he’s distracted because...?”
“What?! And besmirch the knight’s code of honor? Shameful! Despicable”
“Of course. Silly me.” Luckily for her, Frazie had no such code. Her only goal was to get this show on the road and hopefully show that all this exposition wasn’t needed. If she could just get a word in edgewise, of course. Boldly, she stepped up closer to the beast.
“Halt, madam, desist!” the knight pleaded, but after all she’d learned the past couple days, she was far from a helpless maiden. Truthfully, she should’ve still been at least a bit afraid of such a gargantuan creature, but it was kinda hard to take it seriously with Vernon’s mug plastered over its face.
Ignoring the knight’s call, Frazie cupped her hands around her mouth. “Hey!” she yelled.
The Drag-on ignored her entirely, continuing to ramble on. “-lived here for centuries, far longer than you could ever comprehend, and I don’t plan on changing that any time soon, so-“
Frazie tapped her foot. “Excuuuuse me?” she called again.
“-flames as hot as the sun... alright, maybe not that hot, but you’re in serious trouble if you feel my fire breath. Furthermore-“
She pinched her brow. Alright, she needed to be a bit more direct. While the creature droned on and on, she sucked in a deeeeep breath...
“-you don’t stand a single chance, fair knight! Many before you have tried, and just as many have fallen! There will be no remorse, no-”
“ SHUT UP!”
“-pity, noh my goodness, now what in the ever-generous life-giving crystal caverns of Verdantiya just arrived in my home?”
Finally aware of its newest guest, the Drag-on lowered itself to her level, leering at her from beyond its massive snout. She tried not to be too intimidated by its sharp maw when it hovered right in front of her face. “Those useless guards. Who, exactly, are you?”
“Yeah, hi,” Frazie greeted with a polite wave. “Sorry to interrupt, but... wait, no I’m not.” She jabbed a finger right up against its scaly snout. “In fact, an interruption is just what this needs! I’ve been here two minutes and you’re already putting me to sleep!”
The monster’s eyes narrowed. “Is that so, whelp?”
“Yeah, it kinda is!” Frazie gestured to the knight, who gestured right back in a don’t bring me into this fashion. “If your strategy is to bore your enemies to death, so be it, but where’s the fun in that? If you’re the strongest thing in this country, then you don’t need words to back it up!”
The monster snorted with annoyance, blowing her hair back. “And what do you suggest?”
“You don’t need to give your life’s story, your strengths, your weaknesses, show them yourself! Can you just, I don’t know, speed things up a little?”
For a moment, all was quiet. ...Then, the Drag-on’s maw began to glow, curls of flame tickling the corners of its mouth. “Yes, I can!”
Before she could react, the beast flicked its head to the side and opened wide. A searing wave of flame spewed forth to swallow the knight whole, and all Frazie could do was gape in shock. A second later, nothing but a pile of ash was left.
The beast turned to her once more, rising up tall again. Swallowing nervously, Frazie backed up, a panic-laced grimace on her face. “Whoa, whoa, easy now. Let’s take things back a step...”
“Oh, so now you want to slow things down?” The Drag-on steadily followed, dragging itself forward on its clawed paws. “Too late! We’re doing this!”
Clearly the monster couldn’t handle a little criticism.
Cursing her big mouth, Frazie readied her Psi-blasts. She fired first and she fired fast, ready to fight this thing off.
...And missed entirely. Somehow, someway, the Drag-on jerked itself and its entire body out of the line of fire the instant she let loose. She’d managed to miss a target that was even longer than Whispering Rock. A fluke, surely?
If it was, it was a very consistent fluke. She fired again, but the monster surged around her shots to get up close and personal. Startled, she lashed out with a psychic jab... but even that was casually knocked aside with a claw before it headbutted her.
“Ghhhhg...!” Frazie fell on her back, holding her aching nose. She stumbled back to her feet, only to jerk backwards when a claw sliced right where she’d been.
She kicked outwards, only to find herself tumbling when the Drag-on swerved and knocked her legs out from under her with its arm. Catching herself, she vaulted backwards, being greeted by a flurry of slashes when she landed on her feet.
“How-...” She dodged right. “Do you keep-...” She narrowly ducked under a swinging claw, retaliating with a Confusion grenade. “Cutting me off?!”
The monster laughed, easily knocking her projectile off the side of the building. “There’s nothing you can do to touch me! You need to be observant to speak as long as I do. I’m aware of every small detail, plan for every contingency! There’s not a single tidbit that escapes my sight!”
“What does that mean?!”
“It means I can predict every move you’re going to make, fool! I can see all possibilities.” Its mouth began to glow, the temperature rising rapidly. “But I don’t need to look that far ahead to see you were doomed the moment you arrived!”
Yelping, Frazie threw up a Shield just in time to protect herself from a flame bath. While the fire warped around her, the air unbearably hot even while she was safe, she fretted. It saw every one of her attacks coming? Knew her strategies before even she did?
What did you do against an opponent that knew everything you were going to do?
And then it hit her.
She just had to have no idea what she was doing.
The flames died down, and so did her barrier. Her opponent dived at her again... but paused mid-step when she pulled out another grenade and held it close to her chest.
Even the Drag-on and its borderline omnipotence seemed perplexed about what she had planned. “What are you trying to do, human?”
Frazie answered with complete honesty. “I don’t know!”
BANG!
It went off like a flashbang, throwing her thoughts into turmoil the instant it popped. Dizzy, she stumbled about, mumbling to herself. “WhOaAh... there was a dragon here a second ago...?”
The Drag-on could only ogle in complete bafflement, its eyes flicking back and forth in a desperate attempt to try and understand. Frazie was just stumbling about and attacking at random, punching air, flickering in and out of existence. Right now, all she was doing was making a fool of herself. “What the devil did you think this would accompl-“
A stray Psi-blast slammed right into its snout. “Oh! There he is! Hi!”
“Gah!” It was the Drag-on’s turn to hold its sore nose. “How did you-“ But before it could demand answers, its left ear suddenly burst into flames.
You’d think Frazie was crazy, the way she pirouetted while the monster howled and desperately shook the Pyrokinesis away. “Enough!” The Drag-on was on the attack again, rushing in to cleave her down. “You’re just making yourself an easy target!”
Maybe she was... but she was also an unpredictable one. Its jaws gnashed as it bit down at her... right as she gracefully leapt to the side, then crouched down to huddle walk a bit. The creature would think she was mocking him if he didn’t know she wasn’t in her right mind at the moment.
It didn’t make her antics any less enraging. Roaring, it tried to roast her again, only for the girl to leap high and float around in circles on her thought balloon. “Stop it! Stop it right now!” he demanded.
“I cAn’T sToP!” Frazie warbled, starting to conjure more Confusion grenades and toss them about willy nilly. “I’M THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS!”
The Drag-on bobbed to and fro, desperately trying to slither out of the way - to no avail. It had no way of knowing what she was doing, and neither did she. It writhed out of the way of one bomb, only to have another one go off right next to it.
It howled, clutching its head - just in time for Frazie to start coming back to her senses. She popped her bubble and fell back to the ground while the Drag-on huffed and raved. “What is this...?! So... hrrrrrgh... hard to think... but futile! My wisdom is infinite! It’ll take more than one puny explosion to muddle my mighty mind!”
In response, Frazie conjured up another question mark and bounced it in her hand. “That can be arranged.”
“You little-...!” She chucked it, catching the reptile off-guard. It roared again as it went off in its face - it wasn’t out of its senses yet, but its omnipotence was getting a little hazy.
She’d have to keep the Confusion coming, though. If it wore off, she’d be in trouble. She could do it. She just had to pelt him, keep her distance, and... whaaaat was he doing?
The beast slid in a wide arc around her across the castle rooftop. She turned in place, keeping an eye on it, watching it coil around her in a solid circle. It looped on top of itself - once, twice - and still had tons of body left to work with.
It’d caged her with its coils. Thick, scaly walls blocked her path on all sides, leaving no chance of escape.
So much for keeping her distance.
“Alright... so this is how we’re playing it.” Keeping calm, Frazie loaded up another grenade. “Fine by me!”
Roaring, the Drag-on attacked again, its neck hanging down from above so it could bite at her again. Nonplussed, Frazie threw her grenade straight up and rolled out of the way.
All the monster got for his troubles was the explosive falling back down and popping atop his head. He groaned, trying to shake it off, only to be met with a psychic fist smashing his cheek.
Frazie hit him once, two, three times, tossing another grenade in his face for good measure. Staggered, the Drag-on groaned... then lashed out with a gout of flames, sweeping it across the ring.
She nimbly flipped over it, continuing her confusing assault while the monster flinched with each explosion. “N-no fair!” he stammered, his voice wavering. “There’s three of you! Fight me one on one, you coward!”
He was losing coherence, but he wasn’t done yet - if anything his mounting confusion was making him wild, frenzied, his attacks coming faster and harder. Frazie found it harder and harder to keep up and keep pelting him. She leapt away from another bite, falling back to an open spot...
Or so she thought. Frazie grunted when she collided with scales instead of stone. She looked up - her cage was smaller than before. Even when he was losing his grasp on his thoughts, the Drag-on was still coherent enough to slowly tighten its loops around her.
If she didn’t get outta here, she was going to be crushed.
But how? The walls were high, and there was nothing to jump on. It was just her in here, and... the beast’s dazed, groaning head.
Quickly putting two and two together, Frazie shoved off the wall and leapt. She landed atop the Drag-on’s scalp and started running up its neck, making the beast groan. “You’re going to give me a headache...! W-wait, where are you going? The floor is down there!”
His scales started to slide out from under her. Stumbling, Frazie kept climbing, even as the monster looped its head around to bite at her. She jumped, looking for a way down... but she couldn’t just float to the ground with an angry dragon chasing her, no matter how confused it was.
Looks like she had to keep climbing. The Drag-on lashed at her again and she leapt, landing on its neck whenever it swooshed by her. It kept giving chase and she kept dodging and weaving, climbing ever so steadily towards the sky, tossing in more Confusion grenades whenever she got the chance.
Soon, the castle sat far, far below, the entire kingdom of Verdantiya spread out as far as the eye could see. The two of them were high in the sky when the Drag-on finally stopped its attack, eyes hazy, claws scratching its head. “W-where am I? WHO am I?” It tilted its head, trying to look at the strange human standing on its neck. “...Miss? Miss, do you know how to get back to the castle?”
Frazie grinned a wicked grin as the gears in her head turned. “You know what? Yeah, yeah I do.” Jumping up one more time, she touched down on his head and knelt down, grabbing his ears. “Let me guide you.”
Completely lost, the Drag-on just did as she asked, letting her tug its ears and direct its head downwards... straight down. “Let’s go!”
The monster didn’t fight back, simply diving where she directed it. The two of them fell faster and faster, plummeting like a meteor right back where they’d come from.
Back towards the very solid castle walls.
They sank together until the fort grew close and Frazie ejected herself. She caught a ride on her thought bubble and floated back down gently - her mount was less lucky. “Oh, there’s the castle!” he cheered, just before impact.
SMASH!
He collided head-on with the bricks, a loud smack echoing across the hills as scales slammed into stone. Sharp cracks spread out around the impact, the bricks barely holding together. The monster’s skull probably wasn’t as lucky.
Frazie touched down in time to watch the Drag-on peel its face off the floor and groan, wobbling back and forth with a goofy grin. “OhHhHhH look, it’s NAP time~...”
With one last weak groan, the monster slipped and tumbled off the castle like a mighty oak crashing down, wailing all the way down.
It took the rest of its body with it. Like a loose coil of rope, link after link of its body followed it down to the ground below. It kept falling, surely running out of length and fading into nothing eventually... any day now... yep...
Alright, it was gonna take awhile before the rest of the beast slid off the castle and disappeared, and Frazie didn’t plan on sticking around to watch the whole thing. It was defeated, okay? Moving on.
While the Drag-on’s scaly body kept tumbling over the edge in the background, Frazie turned to see that a way out had opened up. The same book that brought her here had materialized, cracking itself open, ready to escort her back to Vernon.
Dusting herself off, Frazie took one last look behind her at the still tumbling baddie before shrugging and diving back between the pages.
It was time to see if her ‘editing’ had paid off.
The calm campfire was a welcome sight after fighting for her life. An even more welcome sight? Vernon’s plot threads and personal library of information finally rearranging themselves into proper order.
Books flew, rearranged by color, by theme, by name. His spools stepped in file from small to large, a properly configured array of palettes just waiting to be used. At long last, his hodgepodge storyteller’s tools had been refined.
The instant everything slotted in place, the sagely Vernon’s head jerked up, eyes wide. “I... just had the best idea.”
“Oh?” Frazie watched him practically fall out of his seat fumbling to grab an armful of thread in one hand, a couple books in the other. “Your muse is back again?”
“And she’s singing a different tune!” Vernon quickly got to work with his new set of tools. “I don’t know if this will work... but I’m willing to try.”
Curious, Frazie peeked over his shoulder to watch him work. The difference was like night and day. He worked with gusto and purpose, his loom constantly clacking as he pressed pedals and wrapped his string throughout his weave. The colors matched, the fabric was sturdy, and the pattern... wow. An intricate, almost lifelike representation of a dog and his boy.
But would it meet the audience’s approval?
In no time at all, Vernon crafted his masterpiece, pulling it from the loom with an appraising gaze. “Yes, this just might work. Grab a seat! The show’s about to begin.”
“You’ve got it.” Leaving him to prepare, Frazie took her place on her stump in the audience while Vernon stood right behind the campfire.
Once more he cast his tapestry into the sky, the fabric hanging in the air as its patterns began to shift. “I present to you... The Walk of a Lifetime: Remastered.”
Frazie groaned quietly. He was still using the same story. Had she failed?
...No, no she hadn’t. As Vernon launched into his old tale, it was clear his way of telling it was vastly different. Rather than reciting every single step and turn they took, it’d become a harrowing tale of two lifelong companions just wanting a simple stroll that became anything but. A swarm of bees chasing them out of the neighborhood... falling down a manhole and dislocating his arm... even a tense moment where his dog had run off by the time he managed to climb back out, leaving Vernon unsure if he’d ever see her again.
Their bond proved stronger than the pain, in the end, when his pet practically dragged a bystander down the street to come help him reset his arm back in his socket. The audience of ears listened in complete silence as the tale came to its conclusion.
“...And after all that, well, you’d best believe Lady had earned her bone.”
As far as Frazie was concerned, it was a marked improvement over the absolute mess his work had been before. It was even, dare she say... enjoyable. It was the same story as before, but better in every way. Word choice. Focus. Details.
But did the others feel the same?
She got her answer when the ears began to applaud (without hands, somehow), the void filling up with their enthusiastic shouts. They loved it.
Proud of how far he’d come, Frazie stood up and joined in, clapping the hardest of them all.
Vernon seemed taken off-guard at first, their reaction entirely new and bewildering. Once their praise sank in, though, he grinned ear to ear, catching his tapestry and taking his bows. “Thank you, thank you. The true reward for a Storyteller is a tale well told, but your response makes it so much sweeter.”
“...But I couldn’t have done it alone.” To her surprise, Vernon gestured her way. “I may have come up with the idea, but my helper’s advice really made it shine.”
Another round of applause stirred up, for Frazie this time. She hadn’t expected him to share the spotlight, and being cheered on by a bunch of ears was kinda weird, but she smiled and curtsied all the same. It was just like the times people cheered her family on after a big performance... just, you know, with ears.
Vernon stepped up to her once the crowd finally died down. “I’d say this collaboration was a success. Thank you... perhaps we can do it again sometime?”
Frazie shrugged. “Maybe - you don’t need me, though, if you remember what you’ve learned. But for now, I’ve got some more pressing matters to attend to.” She pulled out her smelling salts, clutching the capsule in her fingers.
Vernon nodded, understanding. “Very well. I hope to see you in the audience again some day.”
Anything was possible... in the real world. Speaking of - Frazie popped her capsule, the campfire’s glow quickly fading away.
“...The end.”
Frazie startled to attention right as Vernon finished up his story. She quickly plucked the little door from the back of his head with Telekinesis before he noticed.
Blissfully unaware, the boy sat back down and folded his hands while she snuck the portal back and stuck it in her pocket. “So... did that answer your questions?”
Frazie glanced to see how Lili was holding up... just to find the girl snoring softly, cheek in hand. She gave her friend a quick, sharp nudge with her elbow. “Gh...! Wha?” Lili jerked back awake, glancing around. “Er... yep. Probably. Maybe?”
Vernon’s brow furrowed in confusion. Frazie held up a finger. “Oooone sec.”
She leaned to the side to whisper to Lili. “Did you notice anything different while I was in there?”
“Not before my eyes shut. He bored me to sleep!” Lili snarked. After a second, she leaned in, squinting at Frazie’s face. “Speaking of... you look like you could use some rest, too.”
“Eh?” Frazie pulled at the corner of her eyes. She wasn’t feeling too bad, but that’d been her third mental excursion of the day, and all this use of her powers was draining even if she was getting the hang of it. “I’m fine, just... his mind was a loooot more work than I thought it’d be.” Dragon slaying... surviving a flood... paperwork. It’d been harrowing.
“I can imagine. I suddenly don’t feel so bad about missing out on it.” Silently, she slid her tray over to Frazie, some of her food still untouched. “Here. You need it more than me.”
Now that was true friendship... giving up your leftover macaroni. Grateful, Frazie accepted it. “Thanks.” Grabbing her utensils again, she looked Vernon’s way, the slightest bit of dread in her stomach. “Sorry about that. Uhhh... we might’ve missed a detail or two. Would you mind repeating yourself...?”
Of course he wouldn’t. If anything, he looked pleased to get the chance to talk again. “Oh, don’t worry... a good story is like a spiderweb, each bit connecting together. Sometimes something gets stuck on the web, though. I’ll help pull you out of it.”
...Did he just compare her to a fly? Regardless, it was the moment of truth. Vernon sucked in a deep breath, and Frazie flinched, praying her efforts had changed his technique for the better.
The boy began. “One century ago, prospectors looking to strike it rich set up camp in a gulch nearby, here in Whispering Rock. Instead of gold and glory, though... they found Psitanium.”
“They started mining it anyway, thinking it might be worth something, not knowing the effects the mineral has on the untrained mind. The camp grew into a town called Shaky Claim, and all was well at first - until the effects started to become apparent. It started slowly enough... one occupant became hysterical, and no one thought anything of it. Then another. Soon, more than half the town was raving mad. Eventually, the government caught wind, paid whoever was left to get out of there, and flooded the gorge to prevent people from going back. Thus, Lake Oblongata was born.”
His voice dropped. “But one building survived. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.” Vernon grabbed for a napkin, slowly unfolding it on the table. “When I was up on top of the mountain looking for it, I could see an old building far, far out in the distance. Hard to make out... but I could guess what it was. You see, they needed a place to put everyone with Psitanium poisoning, and so they built an asylum at the highest point in the town.” He glanced back and forth, into both girls’ eyes. “They called it Thorney Towers.”
The name rang in Frazie’s head like a bell. Thorney... Towers. “You don’t think...?”
“I do think,” Vernon replied, fishing in his pocket. “You mentioned a thorny tower, and that’s the first thing I thought of. I don’t know if that’s what you dreamed about, but it sounds like a good match, right? Here...” He pulled out a crayon and started to scribble on the napkin. “I’ve got a mind like a steel trap. I can remember where it was. Just let me draw up a map...”
An asylum... was that where Loboto was hiding out? Where all the kids’ brains were being stored? It was a lot of information to take in, and one thing stood out above all the rest. “Wow,” Lili whispered. “I actually don’t want to tear my ears off.”
Frazie nodded, smirking. “Voice could use a little work, but it’s a huge improvement.”
“He didn’t even stop to tell us what’s on every island along the way. Incredible.”
If only Vernon knew how much Frazie had helped him. But his assistance was thanks enough - a moment later, the boy offered them his map, crudely drawn, but legible. “There you are. If you’d like, I can sign it as well.”
“Thaaaat won’t be necessary,” Frazie assured him, taking the paper and gingerly folding it. “But thanks for the help. And you know what? Great job adding some pizzazz. Whatever you did with that story, keep doing it.”
Vernon’s eyes seemed to light up, the boy smiling self-assuredly. “You think so? I just thought I’d try something new.”
“Yeah!” Lili agreed. “Stick with this new style, because your old stories kinda suc-“
Frazie borrowed a page from Bobby’s book and zipped her lips with Telekinesis. “Keep up the good work,” she interjected, ignoring her friend’s death glare and sticking the map in her pocket.
Beaming with pride, Vernon swiveled off his bench, standing up. “I will. In fact, I’ll go round up some more campers to try this new technique on. They’ll love it even more than usual.”
Frazie almost choked on a forkful of noodles. She wasn’t sure what was worse - knowing that Vernon likely wouldn’t find anyone, or the idea of him wandering around while a monster was loose. She forced her food down, taking a quick swag from her milk carton. “Guh... actually! Vernon, why don’t you just go try it out on the kids in the TV room? I’m sure they’re dying for you to come back.”
“Hmmmm. Perhaps.” Vernon paused a moment to consider it... then shook his head, turning to the door. “Nah. The others will feel bad if they get left out.”
“Wait, wait...!” Frazie held out a hand to stop him. “Look. Alright, I’ll be honest. There’s... something out there, stalking the kids, and they’ll get you next if you go out in the open.”
Vernon chuckled. “Please, Frazie, I’m the storyteller here.”
Frazie sighed. “Look... please, just stay inside, alright?” Frazie shoveled one more bite in her mouth and got up, motioning for Lili to follow. “We need to go find Sasha and tell him about it. Just be careful, okay?”
After a minute, the boy shrugged. “As you wish.”
“Good.” Giving him a thumbs up, Frazie headed for the exit with Lili. “And seriously, good job!”
The duo left, leaving Vernon alone with infinite creative potential at his hands. For a few minutes, the boy waited in silence.
Then, he headed for the back door.
Was Frazie telling tall tales herself? Maybe, maybe not, he didn’t really care either way. He was dying to get a big audience to try out his new linguistic style on. He’d be careful, and it’d be worth it.
And if something happened along the way... well, that would just be another amazing story to tell, right?
God damnit, Vernon.
With this world over and a route to the asylum secured, there’s only a few small things left to do at camp. In the meantime, time for the usual analysis! Which just keeps getting longer and longer aaaaAAAAA why must the end notes have a character limit. The spirit of Vernon is overtaking me
General aesthetic: There’s one thing I wanted to get across while creating Vernon’s mind - he’s actually a pretty creative kid, he’s just absolutely awful at telling the stories he comes up with. That’s where Frazie comes in, helping him sort his thoughts and trim back his bad habits to let his ideas really flourish. The world’s pretty unique in that while the main area could be considered a representation of his mind, the areas inside the books are more his ideas and thoughts.
Campfire: What better place for a camper to tell their tales? I decided to take Plot Threads literally and have Vernon use those to weave stories, his creations becoming a sort of self-made movie screen to actually display those stories. He performs to a crowd of ears because he sees everyone as a potential listener (including Raz). His work station starting all disorganized and jumbled shows how wonky and inefficient his storytelling technique has become - every time Frazie does something that improves his skills, it helps organize his thoughts a little bit more.
The audience booing him and him taking it positively is mostly just a gag about how great a storyteller he thinks he is - however, it might also suggest that deep down, he’s aware they don’t like his stories, and his ego won’t let him admit it.
Ego: Truth be told, this enemy almost didn’t exist. I didn’t really have any concepts for new foes to toss in Vernon’s head. Though once I started to take note of his egocentric tendencies - the belief everyone loves his awful work, the desire to make himself the hero of the story - an idea started brewing.
Enter the Ego. Based on the idea of someone’s unchecked hubris growing out of control, these cheeky little gremlins start as the weakest enemies in the game. Singular attacks will knock them out. They’re good at hiding in crowds and fleeing, though, and if you let them grow for too long... you end up with a beast even burlier than a Heavy Censor. In short, you better check those Egos :P Their little golden tufts of hair was a late design choice that I really like, sort of resembling crowns so these little/big punks look a bit like the royalty they envision themselves as.
Notes:
Book 1 - The FanFiction: I wanted a sort of sneak peek at the Motherlobe, and thought it’d make sense to do so in Vernon’s mind. A story-loving kid like him must read True Psychic Tales too, right? And probably wants to put himself into those crazy adventures, too.
The idea here was that Vernon’s focusing way too much on the little details. In real life, there’s all kinds of rules and regulations that must be followed whereas in fiction you just go go go, save the day, any buildings that get blown up are empty and no one cares about the cost of property damage. Vernon’s trying to cover all his bases when he doesn’t need to, and Frazie helps by rushing him through the boring part to get him focusing back on the action. Plus, I got to take a buncha swings at bureaucracy :P I knew as soon as the idea hit it’d be the perfect place for her to get Confusion, because UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH paperwork.
Book 2 - The Flood: While the other two books were planned early on, this one went through the most changes. I had a lot of concepts - one was a cheesy romance story where Frazie would enter into a sitcom and have to get two extremely overanalyzing characters to look past each other’s flaws. Another idea was Frazie going back in time to actually meet Vernon’s storytelling ancestors on a giant clock, with each hour segment being its own time period. In the end, I opted to tie the book into ongoing story events (i.e. learning about Thorney Towers) and thought having to tackle a literal flood of words would be a fun idea... plus, throwing a hydrophobe into the flood made for a tense and terrifying scene, methinks.
Vernon’s idea here is basically taking a look at a Shaky Claim resident that either couldn’t or wouldn’t leave, left to contend with a manmade disaster at the government’s hands. A little mix of history and fiction. To Frazie’s misfortune, though, she ends up filling the role of that resident when she steps into the story. All the words bobbing in the water represent Vernon’s repetitive and bloated vocabulary, and by cutting it down, the boy learns to use less words to describe more things.
Book 3 - The Fantasy: I thought it’d be fun to explore a bit of medieval fantasy, and also tackle the concept of sharing too many details. It’s probably the most critical book, since Vernon’s most well-known for his stories going way too long. Everything I came up with for the area was made solely for the fic, so no, I don’t plan on reusing Verdantiya :P I focused on making it as unique as possible, though, to further show Vernon’s imagination.
The Knight: Honestly, I didn't plan anything for them. They were just meant to represent a pile of ash :P But after a little discussion with the betas, we figured they could maybe be considered the small bit of Vernon that knows his old story style worked better, trying to quell his new style. Judging from their fate, you can tell which side won out. The best symbolism is the accidental symbolism, no?
The Drag-on: To sum him up, this monster is a personification of Vernon’s long-winded storytelling. I even made him super long to further drive that point home (and combined with his fluffy ears, it’s also a bit of a design shout-out to Falkor from Neverending Story). Even his name references it - he likes to ‘drag on’. In order to ramble so long, you need to be very observant and nitpick over every little detail, right? I figured someone that analytical would be a good fit for a sort of predictive power, one that can only be overridden with some Confusion. When he’s gone, Vernon finally decides to cut back on his super stories and make them a bit more manageable.
You can blame DiLithiumDragon for making him resemble Vernon :P I hadn’t planned it at first, and we also didn’t notice until later it adds another joke... Drag-on, Vern-on. Also, I swear I didn’t realize he’s technically a book wyrm until I was halfway done writing the chapter. My pun powers are growing out of control.
Fun fact - if this were an actual game, I imagine his body’s still sliding off the roof if you ever come back. Only once you’ve beaten the game and returned does the last of him finally tumble. The boi is LONG.
Fun fact 2 - I tried for another meta gag where Frazie's SHUT UP would be huge and plastered over the middle of the Drag-on's monologue, but couldn't really get it to work with the site's format.
Chapter 26: Brain Tumbler Breakthrough
Notes:
Daaaaw, someone asked for this to be added to the Classic Fic Recs Collection! Thank you so much, it's an honor! I hope you all enjoy this chapter as we tie up some loose ends before the final arc approaches. Another shout out to DiLithiumDragon and SandrC for betaing!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“...And it was right there between a bunch of papers. Weird, huh?”
Frazie turned the question mark in her hand, showing it off to Lili, but made sure to dematerialize it before it popped. Lili shrugged. “I dunno. If any person’s head would have Confusion in it, it’d definitely be Vernon’s. I just can’t believe you got to go inside True Psychic Tales...!”
“Oh?” They stepped through the silent forest on the way back to the GPC, Frazie filling Lili in on what she’d missed along the way. “You don’t happen to like those comic books, do you?”
Lili’s eyes shot wide as she realized what she’d let slip. “Uh... no! I just thought... you know... you mentioned the Motherlobe, and...” Excuses failed her. It was time for her last resort. “Shut up.”
Frazie snickered. Feeling merciful, she quickly changed the subject. “Anyway... we know what the tower is. We know where the tower is. We know we need to stop a crazy doctor that makes people sneeze their brains out and has a pet lake monster. But something still isn’t adding up.”
“What do you mean?”
“Like, why does he want a bunch of kids’ brains? What’s he doing with them? And how is this massive lake thing getting around without anyone noticing it?”
Lili glanced up at her, brow raised. “Does it matter why? We’re going to kick his butt regardless.”
She wasn’t wrong. “I guess not. But it just feels like we’re missing something... and maybe we can figure out that last bit if I dive back into the dream with Sasha’s help one last time. I need to go tell him about the debrained kid corral we’re keeping in the TV room, anyway,” she noted.
Their destination was right up ahead. The wire cage of the Geodesic Psychoisolation Chambers appeared between the trees, across the bridge. Jogging the rest of the way, the girls entered the enclosure, glancing up at the hither and thither hodgepodge of steel domes. “Alright,” Frazie announced. “I’ll head on in, you wait out here.”
Lili peered up at her again. “...Why?”
“Because he said his lab’s secret.”
Lili scoffed. “Hardly. You’re not the first to be picked for his ‘secret’ training. You’re just one of the ones that didn’t run crying from it.”
Huh. Suddenly, Frazie was feeling a little less special. “Well... he’s only expecting me, and I’m already having a hard enough time convincing him of anything without bringing friends along to put him on guard. Let’s just let him think his lab’s secret a little longer, alright?”
“Uggggh... fine.” Lili kicked at the ground, bummed. Pursing her lips, Frazie looked around for something that might keep her busy.
Bingo. Frazie reached down to direct her attention off towards the side of the area. A long, sturdy stick laid twisting up and down along the ground, long fallen, long forgotten. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I’m thinking it’s a branch.”
“Well, yeah, it’s a branch. But... it could also be good practice. You can work on your balance. All you need to do is try to get from one side to the other without falling.”
“Anyone can do that!” Lili protested.
“But not everyone can do it quickly.” To prove her point, Frazie let her go to hop up on the wood and tiptoe across it in no time at all, arms out to keep steady all the way. “You don’t start with the tightrope, you know. You start small and work your way up!”
Lili huffed. “I guess.” After a moment’s thought, she finally walked over and stood on the end, her foot slipping back down to the grass after only a few steps. “Grr...!”
“Arms out!” Frazie called, walking backwards towards the chambers. “I won’t be long! And if the lake creature shows up, go invisible and get out of here, alright?”
The kid threw her a thumbs up and Frazie spun on her heel, bouncing off her Levitation orb to skip straight to the highest dome.
Inside, the hatch sat still cracked open just barely enough for her to wedge her fingers in and lift. Finding the footholds, she lowered herself down into the ‘secret’ depths.
She descended down the glass steps, the underground chamber a familiar sight by now. Surprise, surprise, she spotted Sasha still plugging away at his machine. She was sure his experiments were fascinating, but he could probably spend a bit more time, you know, camp counseling. He showed his face here and there, but his constant escapes to the lab certainly weren’t helping keep the lake creature at bay.
The man looked up when he heard her reach the bottom. “Ah, Frazie, good to see you again. I was beginning to think all the campers were avoiding activities today.”
She approached, pointing back up towards the exit. “That’s because all their brainless bodies are hanging out in the main lodge!”
Sasha frowned, adjusting his shades with a low hmph. “Are we still on this childish charade? First, you say they’re in danger. Now, you say they’re here relaxing in the lodge.”
Here we go again. Inside, Frazie was screaming, but on the outside, she was desperate to prove her case. “Both can be true! In fact, it is!”
Sasha held up a hand, shutting her down. “Ms. Aquato, please. I know trips to camp bring out people’s mischievous sides, but this has gone far enough. You’re already on thin ice from the Phoebe incident. Now you expect me to believe your outlandish claims after you come out of nowhere, break into the facility, and start yelling about a grand brain robbery the very next day? You expect me to believe someone managed to slip under the noses of multiple Psychonaut veterans, kidnap at least a dozen children, and then ever-so-kindly let their bodies wander back?”
...Alright, when he put it that way, he kinda had a point. Even she knew it was stacked against her, but she had to keep trying. “I know it sounds suspicious, but if you’d just go look...!”
“I don’t need to. I can sense Milka and Elton’s brainwaves in the same place they were.”
Frazie opened her mouth to retort, her patience thinning - then paused, an idea popping in her head. Smiling almost smugly, she crossed her arms and leaned back. “And where are the other kids’ brainwaves?”
Sasha shook his head, then touched his noggin. “If it’ll finally put this game to rest, I’ll check. The other campers are presently...”
He went quiet. Frazie could see his brow furrow, his lips parting in confusion as he tried to logically explain what he was sensing. “...Across the lake? How is this possible...?”
“BECAUSE! THEIR BRAINS! ARE NOT! IN THEIR BODIES! ADOY!” Frazie ranted, tapping her head with each word. She wasn’t proud of it, but boy, was it justified.
Sasha eyed her, unamused, but finally sighed. “Yes, well, I suppose I deserved that. I’m still skeptical of this missing brain claim, but something is clearly amiss. Fortunately, Milla already went to go investigate.”
Frazie recalled seeing the other counselor back at the docks earlier. “Has she found anything yet?”
“No, but I’d say it’s about time I checked in with her,” Sasha decided. Especially after this new revelation.
“Yeeeeeeessssss.” Frazie clenched a fist in triumph - then cleared her throat. “I mean... thank you for listening.” She added a soft finally at the end. “But there’s something else I came here for.” She pointed towards the hai-... brain tumbler. “I’ve been practicing and learning stuff all day while I looked into all this. I think if I go back in, I might be able to find some more info that could help you two out.”
Sasha stroked his chin, considering her proposal. “If you think it might help. I’ll send you back in and attempt to keep an eye on you while I reach out to Milla.”
Finally, things were going her way. A hop in her step, Frazie headed for the machine. “Same procedure as last time?”
“Correct. Just give me a moment to prepare the tumbler.”
For a moment, there was just awkward silence as Frazie stood in front of the machine, not a sound between them but the beeps and clicks of Sasha fiddling with his console. After a moment, he decided to fill the empty space. “So, what have you learned?”
“Well...” Frazie recounted all the day’s adventures. “Invisibility... Clairvoyance... and also this,” Frazie murmured, conjuring a question mark in her palm - making sure not to set it off. “Lili said it was Confusion.”
“Did you cause any lasting trauma to the children along the way?”
“What? No! They’re all better off than when I first arrived! I swear.”
“Is that so?” The man chuckled, the smallest of smiles on his face. “My apologies for the accusation, Frazie. I know I haven’t been the most trusting... but believe it or not, I want these children to flourish. To grow into talented, responsible young Psychonauts. Even you. I, myself, wasn’t too sure about letting you run around with that tampered portal, even if the experiment would provide valuable data. I think I’m starting to see that perhaps I should trust you a little more.”
After all the resistance, all the denial, that one sentence alone made all the tribulations worth it. Maybe she could finally work with the counselors instead of around them, now. Frazie shut her eyes and smiled. “Thank you, Mr. Nein.”
When she opened them again, a patch was hovering in front of her face. The same one she’d seen in Vernon’s mind, only a lot more tangible. “I see you’re missing a badge. Here.”
With pride in her chest - and a lot of pins over it - Frazie accepted it and set the badge with the rest of her collection. Finally, a complete diamond on her shawl.
Maybe she was a good fit for this whole ‘psychic’ thing after all.
A moment later, the machine behind her whirred to life. “Just take a deep breath, relax, and I’ll speak to you on the other side,” Sasha instructed.
Frazie nodded. Once more, the brain tumbler spun and shook. Something tugged at the back of her head and she felt herself falling backwards into the infinite abyss of the Collective Unconscious.
Sasha looked at her, then forward again, his mind reaching out while he worked. Even with an entire lake between them, the familiar warmth of his partner’s mind could be traced. “Have you found anything yet, Milla?”
Her voice floated back, airy, light. “Oh, Sasha! I’ve been looking for a cave system, but all I see is that old asylum... and Coach’s brainwaves are coming from it.”
“And the children?” He knew how she’d respond, and his lips grew taut.
“Let me... oh my stars. They’re here. They’re all here.”
“All?”
“Most, but there’s so many of the kids here! At least seventeen. It doesn’t make any sense. I’m going in to investigate. If this doorman will just let me in...”
Sasha’s brow furrowed. “Doorman? I thought the place was abandoned.”
“Me, too.”
More puzzle pieces were falling into place, and none of them fit together. “Be careful, Milla. Something’s not adding up.” He glanced to Frazie, the girl deep in her trance as she made her way into the Collective Unconscious. “I’d join you, but I’m a bit preoccupied at the moment.”
“That’s fine, darling, I can handle myself. I’ll keep in touch!”
“Just let me know if you need any assistance. I’ll be on standby.”
“Wonderful, baby. I’ll check in again soon.”
Their connection died down, their conversation complete, and yet Sasha didn’t feel any better. Once more, he tried to reach out to Coach and found his attempts futile. He pressed gloved fingers to his face, sighing, trying to make any of this any clearer.
All of Frazie’s claims had been completely asinine... but they made a lot more sense if Morceau was involved. He could’ve taken the two kids across the lake and used tracking them down as an excuse to appear busy while he moved other campers across. But he hadn’t moved from the lake, Sasha checked in on his brain waves to make sure of it... yet the soldier had been nothing but suspicious since they lost contact with him and Milla went out to go investigate...
Nothing made sense.
Hoping against hope his worries were unfounded, that Milla would find their colleague and the kids safe and unharmed, Sasha tried to focus on viewing Frazie’s data on the console. But the more he thought on it, the harder it was to come up with a scientific explanation for it all. He’d had the utmost faith in his peer, and didn’t want to consider it was being used against them. If Morceau had been lying to them after Sasha had defended his competency to Ford...
Scheiße. Just what was Oleander up to?
More doors had opened up in the subconscious conglomerate, just like Sasha had claimed, their destinations as varied as their designs. A skeevy city where people’s faces were just starting to return. An infinite galaxy where a lone astronaut tried to train their new crew. A world of imagination and ideas, where a storyteller spun new tales to continuous applause.
But there was only one mind here she was interested in.
Pacing around the ring past all of them, she cracked open her own door and ducked inside.
Bleak stone walls greeted her, as well as cell bars. The same spot she’d first ended up in. At least the exit was open this time... and her little bunny guide was there waiting for her, as if she’d never left.
“We meet again, BFF.” Frazie stepped out to join him, the bunny promptly hopping off with her in pursuit. “Let’s try this again.”
Her headspace was just as unnerving as ever. Cells indented in the walls, chains and sconces hanging all around... and more meat, stuck to the walls, bunched up in the corners.
She was starting to regret having hot dogs for dinner. Seriously.
And this bunny... was it a bad idea to follow it? Was it a Bad Idea itself? If it was, it was a cute one at least. The only thing it shared in common with those things was its long ears and stature. It looked back at her as they walked, its nose twitching, and she didn’t have the heart to try and label it anymore.
She shelved that thought for later. Ma and Pa watchtower were coming up down the path.
Looming overhead, the twin structures continued to swivel, their lights illuminating the way and scanning back and forth. Their faces still made her skin crawl. Yep. Still looked like Mom and Dad. At least this time she knew how to avoid alerting every mental entity hiding in this dungeon.
The rabbit pounced on ahead, undetected by the spotlights. Cheater. Not foolish enough to do the same, Frazie cloaked herself in Invisibility and followed after.
She didn’t know why, but sneaking through the spotlights made her gut wrench with guilt, as if she was actually sneaking under her parents’ noses. You’d think she’d be used to that by now after two days of indulging in everything they opposed. Despite the uneasy feeling it gave Frazie, the towers stayed oblivious to her passing right under their lights. She just had to remind herself it was all in her head. Literally.
Soon, they were in the clear, and Frazie made herself visible again. They continued on.
Frazie was starting to wish she had someone to talk to, the place leaving her uneasy and her partner not much for conversation. ...Wait, she did, actually. “Sasha?” she called out.
“Any obstructions, Frazie?”
“Not yet. I made it past the alarms. Now we’re just whoooOOOOAAAAAH...!”
Frazie teetered and wobbled before a hole, arms pinwheeling. Finally catching herself, she took a couple steps back, staring dejectedly at what lie ahead. “Uh... scratch that. There’s an obstruction. ...A big one.” Her little helper sat off to the side, scratching its ear while she stepped up and peered over the edge.
It was the end of the world. Like, the actual end of the world.
The walls and floor of the dungeon abruptly ended, as if someone had ripped the rest of it out. Pure darkness was all that remained. Cautiously, she dipped her foot into the abyss - yep. Nothing there. She picked up a stray slab of beef with her mind and flung it into the pit. She never heard it land.
She looked to the rabbit for answers, and it stared right back, tilting its head. It looked like even it had no idea what to do.
“Say, Sasha,” Frazie mumbled aloud. “What does it mean when there’s a huge hole in my head? Like, there’s nothing in front of me.”
“What?” Her helper went silent a moment. “Normally such a big gap would indicate some sort of mental blockage... or a chunk of the brain being missing. According to my readings, though, your mind is completely healthy.” Looking around and ahead, Frazie wasn’t sure if that was reassuring or not. “Do you see anything out there?”
Frazie squinted into the darkness. It just looked like a bunch of blackness to her. ...Wait. She peered even closer.
Shadows.
Floating in the void were silhouettes, big and small. They were hard to make out against the gloom, but they were there. Silent. Unmoving. Maybe even a trick of the imagination.
“There’s something,” Frazie reported. “Hold on, let me try something.”
Concentrating, Frazie cast her mental reach out into the void. To her relief, she felt it hone in towards the nearest shade. Closing her own eyes, she tried to see through her target’s... if it had any.
Turns out, it did. And it saw the world a lot differently.
Her Clairvoyance revealed paths, stretching out across the void, twisting and turning. Annnnd it started just a bit to her right.
Skeptical, Frazie dropped the connection and took a step to her side, tapping the pit again. To her surprise, her foot found purchase. Huh.
She set her foot flat, the invisible route stable. “Come on, buddy,” she called to her furry friend before stepping out into the nothingness. “I’m leading the way this time.”
Entering the figure’s mind again, she followed the unseen path very carefully. The bunny hesitated at first, but followed after soon enough, hopping very slowly behind her. It took some work, but soon, the dungeon fell farther and farther behind as they crossed the chasm.
Whenever she got too far from her borrowed eyes, she latched onto the next one, the unusual figures proving very useful at least as she followed their gaze into the unknown.
It didn’t take long for the secret path to bear fruit, a speck appearing on the horizon. A few more steps closer, and Frazie could see their destination.
The tower.
The spire of thorns and brick, hoisting a brain high up into the sky far out ahead in the darkness. “I found it!” Frazie called, quickly sight-jacking her way across the rest of the path.
“Well done,” Sasha praised. “I’m afraid you’re on your own for figuring it out, though. There’s no record of such an unusual structure in subconscious texts. Its mysteries are for you to discover.”
She figured that’d be the case. “I’ll reach out if I need any more help, then.”
“Good luck, Ms. Aquato.”
Taking a moment to appreciate being back on visible ground, Frazie glanced around for her critter friend... and saw he’d already scampered off to find the entrance without her. “Hey! Wait up!”
Catching up, she chased it around the building. There didn’t seem to be a safe way to climb it, the vines too tight, the thorns too sharp. Fortunately, around back, a lone entranceway sat... guarded.
Another shadow stood in the doorway, this one squat, with dull eyes. When she drew close, it looked up, its unflinching gaze locked on her face.
“Uhhhh... hi,” Frazie greeted awkwardly with a wave. She got a blank glance in response. “Any chance you could let me by?”
The figure stayed silent.
“Right. Alright, fine, let me just...” She put her hands on it and tried to squeeze past it, climb over it. No dice. There just wasn’t enough room.
It was time to get assertive. “You asked for it.” Frazie lunged for the shadow and pulled, grunting and yanking to no effect. It was surprisingly stuck for something so small and lacking a physical body.
She ramped it up a bit. She hit it, only for her fist to bounce off. She set it aflame, and the creature just blinked at her through the fire. Telekinesis didn’t budge it. Ramming into it with her shield only left her knocked on her back.
“Come on!” Running out of options, Frazie stepped back and called on Confusion. She wasn’t expecting much, but she let the grenade fly nonetheless.
The shade looked down as it clanked to a stop by its feet. It stared at it, leaning down just a bit to get a closer look.
The explosion enveloped it. When the flash cleared, the figure wobbled on its feet, staggering to and fro without reason or purpose. Frazie silently cheered to herself as it wandered off away from the door.
Frazie ran for the entrance before the thing could come back. There, the bunny awaited her, standing off to the side. It didn’t plan to follow her. Its job was done.
She squatted down to pat it quickly anyway. “Thanks, BFF.” The critter nuzzled her fingers just briefly before she stood again, bid it farewell, and ran inside.
Inside the tower, in its highest chamber, a panel in the floor shifted. It lifted just a teeny bit, letting Frazie peek through the gap.
She could see... a pair of shoes. Fascinating. Eyes trailing up the leg, she recognized Loboto, his laughter ringing around the small room while he clutched Milka’s brain right beside her.
It was like her dream had paused, just waiting for her to return. How polite. And now, she had front row seats.
Loboto cackled with manic glee, his operation going off without a hitch, his sneeze powder perfected. The celebration was short-lived, though. His laughter died down when a loud ringing buzzed around the chamber.
“Always when I’m gloating,” Loboto muttered under his breath. The twisted doctor reached for a phone on the wall, talking with someone she couldn’t hear. “Ah, yes! The procedure was a rousing success! Feel free to start bringing in more patients... we’ll have everyone cavity-free in no time.” He listened as the person on the other end rambled a bit. “Yes, I still expect full payment even if I get it done under estimate!” He covered the receiver and leaned over, whispering to Milka’s brainless body. “Unbelievable. People are so unprofessional nowadays.”
Frazie strained to listen in, to see if she could make out who was on the other end... but no dice. All she could hear was Loboto’s footfalls and his eccentric tone.
And also, to her good fortune, a thud sounding from the adjacent room. The doctor heard it too, snapping his head towards it. “Oh! One moment. I think the sailor boy fell out of his chair. And I still need to give him his lollipop!”
Loboto dropped the receiver, letting it bonk against the wall, carrying Milka’s brain underarm as he departed... stomping on Frazie’s tile as he went. “Hmmm... uneven floor. I should fix that.”
The man left, the door sliding shut behind him, and a pained Frazie lifted the tile back up a second later. Rubbing her aching head, she quickly climbed up into the dentist’s room.
It was rather bare, aside from the rotary attached to the veiny walls... and Milka’s chair. Frazie cast the kid a concerned glance, watching her try to suck on her arm. There was nothing Frazie could do for her, not yet.
But she would. She just needed to get to the bottom of this.
Tiptoeing over to the abandoned line, she lifted the phone and listened. Silence. She cleared her throat, hoping to prompt a response on the other end.
She got one. Just... not what she expected.
The phone suddenly whirred like a vacuum. The mouthpiece sucked with incredible force, snagging her hair. “What the...?” Then, her cheek. “Wait...!” Defying all logic, the pressure intensified until her whole head went in, followed by the rest of her.
The phone swallowed her whole, passing her along the phone line. To where, she wasn’t sure. She tumbled through, a very confused electric current falling over and over through the darkness to an undisclosed location.
It finally spat her out into a chair. Frazie gasped and clutched at her face, making sure all of her had made it through. Alright, she was intact.
But where was she?
She landed at a desk, stuck in a dark office room that seemed oddly familiar. The only other thing around her were a few posters shrouded by the shadows and some assorted pages spread out on the tabletop.
Drawn to them, she scooted closer to investigate, leafing through them. Some were orders for materials, steel, glass, treads, fuel. Assorted military and Psychonauts applications marked with big, fat DECLINEDs. Assorted ramblings, scheming, other things that didn’t make much sense to her.
And blueprints. Frazie leaned over the large blue documents, studying them. She wasn’t quite sure what she was looking at. Large hunks of metal scribed in white ink, lifted by sturdy treads and carrying brains stuck to the front in large domes.
She might not entirely understand what it meant at a glance, but the label in the corner of the paper made its subject scarily clear.
Psychic Brain Tanks.
Frazie mouthed the words to herself, in disbelief. Someone was building tools of war and piloting them with... kid’s minds? Who else’s brains could’ve been in the sketch? That was messed up. Who the heck would come up with something like that?
Suddenly, a loud boom echoed around her.
Jumping out of her seat, Frazie spun as the walls around her rattled. One by one they fell, toppling outwards, crashing to the floor and disappearing.
The darkness lit up with light, the shadowy room replaced with a long white hallway. One that looked worryingly familiar.
And just in case it didn’t, the shadow of a man standing in the doorway at the far end of it did.
“Coach?!” Frazie stepped around the desk, staring down at him. She’d had her suspicions ever since Ford mentioned how strange Coach was acting, slowly growing... but the counselor hadn’t been capturing children for the mad doctor’s sake.
Loboto had been working for him.
The short man’s fiery glare sent a chill down her spine. For a moment, their eyes locked, neither backing down... until finally, he spoke. “So what do you think, soldier?”
What did she think?! That was something you asked about your dinner plans, not your scheme for stealing kid’s brains and making them weapons. Her mouth opened and closed, at a loss for words. “What... is all this?” was all she could get out.
“A plan long in the making,” Coach answered brusquely. “These kids are just what we need to shake the country to its core. Indestructible, indomitable tools of war... if used correctly. It might seem ghastly, but on the battlefield, you do whatever it takes to win. And we will win. We will show the world it can’t reject us. Not anymore.”
“We’ve been cast aside for far too long, Frazie,” he went on, hands behind his back. “Because of our gifts. Because of our methods. Or worst of all... because of our height,” Coach growled, shaking a fist. “It’s time for a glorious new age where the Psychonauts are on top of the world instead of just working for it!”
Frazie balked. “That’s...”
“Brilliant!” Coach finished for her.
“I wasn’t going to-“
But he cut her off, suddenly eying her intensely. “When you first arrived, I thought you were just some cannon fodder with a way with words. But look at you now... all those badges, gleaming with pride on your chest.”
Frazie glanced down, lifting her shawl to see the diamond of patterns pinned along it. “My... merit badges?”
“Precisely. Those are more than just some flimsy patchwork, girly. They show all you’ve managed to cram into that brain of yours in just a couple days. They show just how flexible your mind is, how much potential it has! They show... that you’re the perfect fit to lead my new army into battle.” He held up a hand, clenching it tight. “All you’d need to do is lend your mind to the cause.”
She was going to be sick. She’d just been honing her long-ignored talents, working hard to make something of herself... and he’d seen it as a test of her capability, to judge if she was the perfect tool for his scheme. If he had his way, she’d be the next one in Loboto’s operating room.
Like hell she’d let that happen.
“So...” Coach repeated, voice low. “What do you think?”
“What do I think?” Frazie poured all her feeling into her carefully-constructed response. “I think you’re completely out of your freaking mind!”
Coach huffed, but didn’t seem too surprised. “Am I, Frazie? Or am I the only one here with the vision and drive to get things done?”
“No, you’re really just absolutely insane.”
Coach jabbed a finger up at her. “They thought Newton was crazy, too! Van Gogh! Bonaparte! I taught a giant fish how to tiptoe!” Coach’s scowl deepened... and then curved upward into a sinister sneer. “Don’t say I didn’t give you an easy way out, cadet. You could’ve been the general of my army, the two of us carving a glorious new age for psychics. Now, I’ll have to make you my tank commander by force.”
“Fat chance!” She was done trying to reason with this megalomaniac. Frazie lunged forward, fist raised, ready to knock this stupid plan right out of his head.
Her punch stopped an inch from his face. Startled, she tried to push forward, straining against the unseen force grabbing her. It was futile. Her feet left the ground as she floated upward, held aloft.
“Did you forget? You’re in my mind! I run the show in here. This is my world, missy, and you are not welcome in my world!” Coach taunted. “We’ll meet again soon, kid. Dismissed!”
With a laugh, he launched her skyward, up and out of his head. His chortling followed her all the way out.
Frazie’s head spun - partly because of all she’d just learned, but also because she’d been roughly ejected back out into the Collective Unconscious.
Tumbling over herself, she landed on her back in a daze, trying to piece everything together. The kids kidnapped by Loboto and his creation, all to fuel a crazy soldier’s plan for world domination. That was how the thing had been getting around unseen... Oleander had been feeding it his knowledge of the area, showing it all the secret routes and tricks it’d need to go undetected.
Frazie jolted upright. She needed to tell Sasha everything.
“Sasha!” she called out into the nether. “You’ve not going to believe what I just saw!”
“Milla?”
“What? No, why would she be in here?”
“Milla!”
“Uh, no? It’s Frazie? What are you...” Once more Frazie felt herself getting yanked around. “WhooooooooOOOOOA...!”
The blue world collapsed in on itself, regrowing into the slate walls of Sasha’s compound. Frazie stumbled forward in reality once more, the brain tumbler whirring to a stop behind her. Ejected from the mental world twice in succession... just a liiiiittle bit disorienting. Slowly coming to her senses, she looked around, trying to find the counselor.
The man was already halfway up the stairs. Frazie reached out to him. “Wait! What’s going on? I need to tell you something!”
“I’m sorry, Frazie,” Sasha called down as he climbed. “I had to abort the experiment. Something unbelievingly urgent has come up and I need to leave immediately.”
Was Milla in trouble? Frazie’s face fell... and fell further knowing that Sasha was running headlong into danger unaware. “Wait, I know what’s goi-!”
“Hold that thought.” Sasha reached the ladder and floated right up it. “In a rush. Official Psychonauts business.”
A second later, she was alone.“I told you something was wrong!” Frazie shouted up the stairs after him, stomping her foot in frustration.
But being vindicated didn’t make her feel any better. Coach, plotting maniacal deeds with the brains of the campers... and the remaining counselors walking right into his trap. She could only pray that Milla was alright, and that Sasha knew what he was getting into.
Deep in her gut, though, she knew things were about to get worse. And there was only one person left who might be able to help them get a handle on things.
Notes:
Alright, it’s the end of a world, and you know what that means... more analysis!
...Hah, just kidding. Those still familiar with Psych 1 know this isn’t the last time we’ve seen the protagonist’s mind in some form. There’s still things to see and puzzle pieces to fit together. I will, however, explain one thing: The shadowy figure blocking the tower. Just like how Linda’s shade kept Raz from progressing, this one is supposed to be Crispin. The guy just doesn’t budge an inch in the mental world or reality unless you trick him... confuse him, to put it another way. Frazie just had to do it a bit more literally here.
For now, if anyone has any theories about her mental world, feel free to share them! I feel there’s some symbolism with it that might be obvious... and also some that might not be. But maybe I'm wrong.
Chapter 27: Here, Fishy Fishy
Notes:
There's one grown-up left to turn to, but will he be of any help? Are there any campers left besides the girls? Is Sugarcube okay?!?!? Read on to find out.
Another thanks to IronTiger, DelithiumDragon, and SandrC for helping!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Rung by rung, Frazie climbed the ladder back to the surface with a heavy heart. Outside the psychoisolation dome, the late afternoon light crept further downward, a tinge of orange on the horizon as the sun began its final descent over an unnervingly empty camp.
At least Lili was still alright. The girl ran up to rendezvous with Frazie after she hopped down from above. “What happened?” she demanded, gesturing down the path. “I was just getting the balancing thing down when Sasha went running past!”
Frazie inhaled sharply through her teeth, rubbing the back of her neck while she recounted all that’d gone down. “Aboooout thaaaat... something came up. I finally convinced him we weren’t just trying to stir up trouble. I even went back into the dream and learned something huge!” She promptly deflated. “...Annnnnnd then Sasha ran off on ‘urgent business’ before I could tell him.”
“Ugh.” Lili threw her hands up. “Are all the campers going missing not urgent enough?! What could possibly be more important than-”
Frazie cut her off with the chilling answer. “Milla might be in danger.”
Lili froze. She might not be the best at getting along with (or even tolerating) people, but it was impossible to not like Milla. And if she was in trouble, Sasha might be as well soon enough. “We can’t just sit here and let them get brainnapped, too! We need to help them!”
“We will,” Frazie promised. “But we can’t just rush in like they did. Especially since they don’t even know what they’re up against.”
“A lake creature and a dentist with a pepper shaker?”
“Worse.” Frazie knelt down, resting a hand on her friend’s shoulder. “Coach is in on it. He’s in charge. And he’s stealing everyone’s brains to pilot psychic tanks with and take over the world.”
“...Wha?” Coach might not be as beloved as the other counselors, and Lili might’ve been firmly on Frazie’s side since Milka and Elton first reappeared, but it was still a hard revelation to swallow. A ridiculous sounding one, too. But Frazie was deathly serious, and Lili knew she had no reason to lie. She punched her palm. “That traitorous little...!”
Lili wrung the air, no doubt wishing it was Coach’s non-existent neck instead, but finally dropped her arms with a groan. Venting frustration could wait - there was only one thing worth focusing on now. “How’re we gonna stop him?”
“I have an idea,” Frazie claimed. A very old, very weird plan, but a plan nonetheless. Ford might be acting strange, but he was still one of the best Psychonauts - or so he claimed. She just needed some time alone to go find him... and a head count of who they had left under their belts. “Lili, I need you to gather any remaining campers you can find back up at the cabins. I’ll meet you there in a bit, alright?”
If there were any remaining campers went unsaid. The odds were against them... but try telling Lili that. She had a defiant fire in her even before everything went down, and this action-packed threat was just another obstacle to overcome. “Alright! We’re going to gather everyone we can and kick his butt!”
Frazie really hoped the kid was right, and not just hopped up on adrenaline. “We’re going to try, anyway. Just be careful out there.”
Lili waved her off, well aware of what to do by now. The fire in her still burned, the excitement of an actual psychic emergency pushing her on. Lili wasn’t going to let the most interesting thing at camp in a long time be ruined by something silly like global domination. “I’ll be right back!” she called, running off.
Frazie waited until Lili was out of sight. The instant she was gone, she looked for the nearest flat stump, found the button to pop it open, and dived inside.
Her friend might not know it... but there was one final person they could turn to. A last resort.
At least the cart ride underground was less scary on a third go-around. Especially when there were far more concerning things on the surface to worry about.
Frazie knew she’d arrived when the hum and beeps of advanced technology echoed down from up above. One rough ejection later, she vaulted out of the tunnel into the janitor/chef/boatman/ranger’s lair. The one that, unlike Sasha’s, was a true and guarded secret.
Her first trip here had been full of surprise and awe. This time, she headed straight down the path to the chamber’s center, more interested in the cave’s owner than anything else.
Ford stood across the room, staring at the monitors swirling around his platform - pictures of a man in a bathrobe, more news reports from around the globe, and many, many cameras focused on the camp. He didn’t look her way, but it was obvious he knew she was there from the moment she’d arrived. “I take it you’ve got some news for me, missy?”
“Uh, yeah!” Frazed paced over the hunk of Psitanium in the floor, talking in a nonstop whir as she tried to recount the many things she’d learned that day. “Some sort of giant lake monster has been swallowing the kids whole and taking them to an abandoned asylum out in the middle of the lake! A crazy dentist doctor has been making them sneeze their brains out so he can harvest them and put them into giant psychic tanks to take over the world with!” She took a moment to take a deeeeeep breath. “...And Coach is the one behind it all!”
Unseen to her, Ford’s wide stare grew briefly wider. Yet, he simply shut his eyes and exhaled a very unsurprised sigh. “I didn’t want it to be true... but I was startin’ to suspect Oleander’d gone rogue. I just didn’t know far gone he was. Tanks...?!”
An uncomfortable silence hung between them, one that Frazie broke first. “Well... I didn’t just come here to fill you in. Milla’s in trouble, and Sasha will be too, since he ran off to help her before I could inform him. Which means...” She pointed at him. “You’re the last adult here that can help us.”
With surprising speed for someone his age, Ford whisked around, shaking his hands. “Oh, no, no, no! Someone’s gotta stick around and watch the brainless buggers, make sure they don’t wander off into a bear den, ya know.”
Frazie could’ve swore his already bug-eyed expression was even wider... more panicked. But it was hard to focus on that when his response left her indignified. Her jaw hung in brief disbelief before she jabbed her finger closer. “Lili can do that! Or me! We’ve been rounding them up all day! You know what we don’t have experience with? Stopping a psychic madman!”
Ford’s eyes flicked down at her hand before he reached to slowly push Frazie’s accusing gesture away. “Well, everyone’s got to start somewhere. If you want to see what being a Psychonaut is really all about, now’s a prime opportunity. I’ll help ya get your footin’ as much as I can.”
Was... was the trained agent, no, one of the TOP agents, trying to push off a monumental task on someone who didn’t even know the organization existed a week ago? Before, she was irked, but now she was mad.
And she was putting her foot down.
“Help?” she snapped. “You’ve been the exact opposite of helpful all day! Every time I approached you, you acted like we’d never even met!” An unusual flash of surprise flitted across Ford’s face, just angering her even more. “You say we’re working together to get to the bottom of things, but Lili and I have done all the work!”
It would be comical, the way Ford tried to back away from the teen... if the situation weren’t so serious. “Settle down, settle down,” he insisted. “Psychic abilities aren’t just skill and energy, they’re emotion. Last thing we need is you sparkin’ up a fire down here...!”
Frazie ignored him, continuing to advance until she was up in his face. “You said you wanted to protect the kids? Well you’re doing a terrible job of it! There’s a difference between having faith in me and expecting me to keep everyone safe by myself! So quit hiding and get your bony keister out there!”
Ford’s gaze flicked frantically back and forth between her angry eyes and the finger pointing off towards the exit. Finally, he sighed in surrender... but not in the way she’d expected. “I... I can’t, Frazie.”
That diiiidn’t exactly calm her down any. “What do you mean, you can’t?! You’re a founder of the Psychonauts or whatever! You’ve got the skill!” She gestured around at the beeping machines around them. “You’ve got the tech! You’ve got a giant tunnel system and too many disguises for your own good!”
For a moment, he was silent. Then, he seemed to deflate, his eyes trailing to the floor. “They’re not disguises, Frazie... they’re personalities.”
Her arms drooped. “...Huh?”
Pulling away from her, Ford suddenly seemed even older than he already was as he paced around the platform, looking everywhere but at her. “I know the two of us haven’t really seen eye to eye...” And it was kinda hard to, given how spaced apart his were. “But it’s because I haven’t been entirely upfront. I reckon I can fix that now.”
He stopped, right in the center of the huge stone beneath them. “My mind was fractured into fragments in a battle years ago. Each one with its own desires, memories, and ideas of how to pass the time. Me, yet not me. I haven’t been whole in a long, long time.” He tapped his foot against the glass. “The only place where I can really be myself again is right here, where you see me now... on top of a solid chunk of pure Psitanium. It’s the only thing that can keep my broken psyche held together for a time.”
It explained a lot... but it was so incredible, it almost felt like a cop-out to get out of doing anything. But when he finally turned to face her again, he looked dead serious. “The truth is, I simply can’t help. As soon as I step outside this cave, there’s nothin’ I can do. And if Sasha and Milla really are out of commission... you’re the only person here who can do something.”
Frazie’s gut wrenched. Part of her actually kinda-sorta felt bad for this shell of a man stuck living underground because he fell apart anywhere else. The other part was absolutely terrified at the prospect of a couple rookies being the only thing standing between a megalomaniac and the world. Especially since she was one of those rookies. “Well... you can call in the Psychonauts to help, right? ...Right?!”
“They marked me unfit for service forever ago, Frazie. I’ve been operatin’ out here completely off the record because they’d shut me down if they knew about it. Anything I told ‘em would just be labeled the ravings of a lunatic. Sasha and Milla were the only ones that still had faith in me...” He tapped his forehead, frowning. “And I can’t reach them anymore.”
She felt an odd sort of kinship with him that moment, knowing both of them had or would have their valid claims dismissed. But that shared second of sympathy didn’t do much more than make it clear this situation really, really sucked. “So... it’s just the other campers and I against the world, then.”
“I wish it weren’t... but them’s the breaks.” Ford shook his head - then glanced down at the glowing crystal pulsing below them. “I might actually be able to do something to help... but it’ll take time. And we don’t have time! You’re going to need to head out there and do what ya can for now. Here, I got something for ya that’ll help.”
Frazie was expecting some sort of weapon, or gadget, or even some sort of secret psychic technique. Instead... Ford pulled out a funnel and dropped it in her hands. Her face scrunched up in complete confusion. “...Whaaaat’s this?”
“In case you need to get a brain back in someone’s noggin on the go.”
She quickly pieced together the very unpleasant mental image he was suggesting. “Ew. Ew.” Frazie dangled the tool away from her like some dirty laundry before, reluctantly, stowing it away for later. “Thanks, I guess?”
“Psychic business ain’t always pretty,” Ford told her. “But it needs to be done. Now, I know there’s a lot riding on you right now... but I wasn’t just blowing hot air when I said you had talent earlier. If anyone here’s got the grit and wit to throw a wrench in this whole brain-theft hullabaloo... it’s you, Frazie.”
She wasn’t sure how true that was... but the fact one of the greatest Psychonauts had resounding faith in her helped steady her nerves a little. Despite the massive weight on her shoulders, she nodded. “I’ll do my best.”
“Sometimes, that’s all any of us can do, kid.” The poignant moment came to an abrupt end as he jerked a thumb off towards the entrance. “Now go on, git! Ain’t no time to lollygag. Morry could be setting up the last things he needs right now!”
Frazie jumped to attention, sprinting back the way she’d came. “Right, right! Going!”
She felt him watch her all the way until she’d jumped back down to the cart. Even once she’d powered it up, the fast-paced ride couldn’t distract her from the constant buzz of her thoughts.
Her idea had been a bust. She’d gone in expecting a secret ally, and walked away with a funnel.
Looked like it was up to the younger folks to save everyone.
It was just her, Lili, and whoever else they could scrounge up against an entire conspiracy. The whole way to the cabins, part of her wondered if she should’ve just stayed with her family, let the proper Psychonauts handle all this.
The other part knew that she might be the only one left that could keep this from spiraling out of control.
Frazie landed on her feet after another forced stump ejection, dusting herself off. Things looked bleak, but she had to stay calm. Now was the absolute worst possible time to freak out, as much as she may want to. Just... focus, take a breath, and head to the cabins to see if Lili had managed to succeed in her task.
To her immense relief, Lili hadn’t just made it, she’d found campers. Not many, but still... beggars couldn’t be choosers. Frazie arrived in time to catch Lili rolling her eyes at the blond girl sitting on the girl’s cabin steps, with Dogen spacing out off to the side.
“You said the boys were hanging out up here,” the seated kid griped, arms crossed. “I need to be making sure Chops isn’t trying to keep J.T. away! And keep an eye on Nils... to make sure he’s not bothering some poor girl.”
“There’s more serious things going on than your stupid boy troubles, Elka,” Lili retorted.
“My pajamas itch,” Dogen chimed in.
Lili gave him a perturbed look, then sneered. “Yeah, that does sound more serious than anything Elka’s ever dealt with.”
Before the prissy camper could retort, Frazie stepped in. Lili breathed a sigh of relief and jogged to meet her. “Thank goodness - I was about to let her wander off again,” Lili spat under her breath, side-eying Elka. “I rounded up everyone I could find. So... what was your idea?”
“My idea was... uh...” Frazie couldn’t just explain that she’d hoped to recruit a secret Psychonauts agent... and she definitely couldn’t reveal why that plan had been a bust. “Ah... my idea was for us to stay indoors and figure out what to do from there? That way, nothing can sneak up on us.”
Lili didn’t seem impressed. “...That sounds more like the build-up to an idea that an actual scheme.”
“But it’s still a good one, right?”
“I guess.”
So long as Lili wasn’t questioning where she’d been, Frazie was content. Ready to address the newcomers, she clapped her hands together. “Listen up! Elka, you’re not going to find anyone because there isn’t anyone. Something’s been snatching campers left and right, so you’re going to stick with us if you want to be safe.”
Dogen wasn’t hard to convince at all - or at the least, he didn’t disagree, just scratching his hair absently. Elka, though... “Who put you in charge, lady?” she snapped in a hoity tone. “And why should we believe you?”
No one gave her authority, technically... but there was always the tried and true trump card. “I’m the oldest person left in camp, so you have to listen to me,” she asserted. Her older sibling tricks could come in handy.
“That’s...!” Elka scoffed. “Whatever.” She didn’t seem convinced... yet something passed through her eyes, a small gloomy glimmer that kept her quiet. At the least, she had no reason to wander off if her boyfriend and ex really weren’t around.
Finally, people were actually listening to Frazie. Thank you, age card. “Glad we’ve got an understanding. Now, come on. Everyone into the cabin.” Night was falling, a monster was prowling... it was time for a sleepover, and a plotting session.
Dogen had some qualms, though. “Mom said if anyone caught me in the girl’s cabin, I was gonna be in big trouble.”
Frazie hummed with thought. “Well, we’re giving you permission.”
“Okay. Is it true girls wear special hats on their chests?”
...She wasn’t even gonna touch that one. “Leeeet’s just head inside,” she replied, ushering the kids into the cabin. “And leave the girl talk to us. I’ll join you guys in a sec.”
She ushered the kids inside and shut the door, turning away. Before she could join them, there was one more thing she had to check in on.
Sugarcube.
Thankfully, the lake creature was after little brains, not little horses. The tiny pony still sat completely content in Sugarcube’s corner.
Frazie knelt beside her, running her fingers through the filly’s mane. It perked up and whinnied affectionately, getting a smile out of its owner. Frazie spoke to her, making sure to keep an eye on the cabin while she did so... but really, she was talking to herself more than anything.
“Whatever’s going on across the lake, it’s nothing good.” Her eyes drifted off towards the beach. “When I came here, I just wanted to hone my powers and find something to make my family accept me. And now I’m in the middle of a mass kidnapping, and I’m the only one who can do something about it! Before, I was terrified what my family would say when they showed up. Still am, really. But now... I’m starting to get worried I might not get to see them again.”
For a moment, she was silent. Then, she slapped her cheeks. “No, no, I’m going to be fine! We’re going to be fine. I’ll get everyone back, punch Coach in the face, and come back to give you lots of treats, alright?
“Speaking of...” Still having some carrots leftover from yesterday, she offered a couple to her pet. Sugarcube had no idea what any of that meant - but it recognized ‘treats’, so it whinnied giddily, chomping them down. Frazie rubbed her little head, chuckling. “Attagirl.”
...And then Frazie felt a faint tickling at the back of her mind.
“Yummy...”
Frazie’s jaw hung open, watching the horse finish its snack. “...Did you say that?”
The critter looked up at her, and she could feel all the warmth and love of their bond emanating from the small critter’s brainwaves. “Yes! Thank you, Fwazee~.”
Holy shit, a talking horse.
...No, its mouth wasn’t moving. She was reading her thoughts. Lili could speak to plants, and Frazie could speak to animals.
Suddenly elated, Frazie lifted the pony up and squealed, forehead to forehead. “I can’t believe I can hear you! I wanna hear everything you have to say... and have a little talk with you about chewing on my shoes.”
It was a short-lived excitement, once Frazie remembered what she was distracting herself from. “...It’ll have to wait until I’ve dealt with Coach, though,” she sighed. Putting the pony back down, she stood up and headed for the cabin. “Sit tight, okay girl?”
“Okay~.” With this new revelation and a bit more confidence in mind, Frazie stepped inside to join the remaining campers.
“What if you told Coach you changed your mind and wanted to join him? He’d let you in close, and then you can knock him out!”
“But couldn’t he read my mind and realize I’m lying?”
An hour had passed. Crickets sang in the darkness outside the cabin, and their brainstorming was going less than swimmingly. As it turned out, holding a strategy meeting when you didn’t know your target’s defenses and turf wasn’t very productive. Especially when their third voice of input wasn’t the most helpful.
“What if we just asked Coach to stop being mean?” Dogen suggested.
Lili and Frazie shared a glance. “No.”
“What if we asked really nicely?”
Frazie sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. This wasn’t going anywhere, and every second they wasted here was another second closer to victory for Coach. She didn’t want to risk rushing in and getting wiped out like Sasha and Milla, but it was looking more and more like they’d just have to go in blind.
It was a distressing idea... but not as distressed as their fourth member was.
Frazie glanced off towards the bunks. Elka had parked herself in her bed as soon as they’d entered, completely uninterested in helping. Each time Frazie looked at her, though, she just seemed more and more rattled. She’d gone from biting her lip to wringing her hands, and now she was full on rocking in a ball against her headboard, mumbling to herself.
Lili had noticed, too. And while she couldn’t care less about Elka’s problems... the girl was starting to get creepy. Standing up, Lili headed over to check on her. “What’s gotten into you, barbie?”
Elka kept staring into space, another flash flowing across her eyes. “Oh, Nils...! We never even got the chance to make up, set our differences aside, and start planning for the wedding...!”
Her response wasn’t helpful... and not really a response, either. Lili snapped her fingers by Elka’s face. “Hey!”
Still lost in her little world, Elka suddenly grabbed her head. “It’s coming...! It’s coming...!”
It would’ve been a good excuse to slap her, but Lili opted to just shake her like crazy instead. “Elka, get a hold of yourself! You don’t even get this worked up over Nils! How do you even know something’s coming?”
“Because I can see the future!”
“Oh.” Lili’s eyes bugged out around the time she and Frazie both realized what that meant. “Oh.”
It was coming. Now.
...And Elka didn’t intend to wait for it.
The girl threw Lili off, bolting for the door. “I’m getting out of here! If you weirdoes want to get eaten, be my guest, but I’m not sitting where that thing is headed!”
“Elka, wait!” Frazie called.
The cabin door slammed open, letting Elka run out into the night. The other three chased after her, trying to get her back in before something happened.
Elka had a good lead, though, already at the bridge by the time they’d crested the path. She stepped out onto the planks...
And screamed as something coiled around her foot. Some sort of appendage lied in wait just before the path ended.
Frazie, Lili, and Dogen screamed as Elka got yanked right into the chasm. ...And then screamed again when she reappeared over the edge.
But that was because she wasn’t alone.
The beast was already here. And it was ugly.
The creature pulled itself up over the cliffside, holding its prisoner aloft. Elka dangled from some sort of lure above the creature’s huge head. Massive, misshapen lumps of fishy flesh covered its scalp, sharp claws and teeth jutting from its monstrous maw and webbed fingers. The creature towered over all of them, looking like a sick amalgamation of bear and fish, its unsightly form barely contained by metal plates attached here and there all over its body.
The beast studied them all through huge, glowing eyes. And then the campers screamed one more time for good measure when it dropped its captive straight into its mouth, swallowing Elka whole.
The only thing keeping Frazie from hurling was remembering the creature wanted them alive, not dead. Elka was fine inside it... grossed out, no doubt, but fine.
None of them were gonna be fine soon enough, though. The beast let out a ferocious roar and stomped towards them, intending to add to its collection.
The campers booked it - well, most of them. Dogen stood his ground, staring blankly up at the monster bearing down on him. Thankful for the easy prey, it caught him with its antenna, hoisting him up to see eye to eye.
The boy just glared, completely unphased. “I told you I was gonna do this if you bothered me again.”
This time, it wasn’t the kids screaming. Frazie and Lili stopped running when the beast suddenly roared out in pain, grabbing its head. It stumbled, trying to open its mouth to throw the kid in, but only able to howl in agony instead.
Unable to take the metric ton of psychic pressure in its head, it finally let Dogen go, continuing to writhe and groan until the boy finally stopped his assault.
Without his tinfoil hat, Dogen was a force to be feared. Frazie gaped at the spectacle, suddenly far more scared of Boole than Frankenfish. “What?! You saw it before?”
“Yeah.” Dogen lifted himself up off the ground, glancing their way. “It tried to pick me up earlier, but I told it I’d pop its head if it didn’t let me go. So I tried, and it started screaming, and it let me go, and it ran away.”
It turned out history was repeating itself. As soon as the mental anguish faded, the monster let out a fearful whine and jumped down the ravine.
The trio ran over to the side to see it land, the ground quaking underneath it before it fled off towards the lake.
“It’s getting away!” Lili shouted.
“And it’s got Elka!” Frazie pointed out.
“Right, that too.” Lili ran for the bridge, motioning for them to follow. “Come on! We can’t let it escape!”
Frazie picked up Dogen, keeping the little psychic nuke from having to waddle behind them as she chased after. “Let’s go! We need your back up.”
“Okay. I like helping.”
Lifting him up to rest on her shoulders, the girls sprinted across camp, desperate to make it to the shore before their target did.
They were too late. Right as their feet hit the sand, they spotted the monster diving into the lake with a huge splash.
But all hope wasn’t lost. “The bathysphere!” Lili shouted, heading for the dock.
Knowing this wasn’t the time for her fears to hold her back, Frazie swallowed her hydrophobic nerves and followed her friend all the way to the rusty dome.
It was already a tight fit before they had a third crewmate, but the three managed to squeeze inside and shut the door so Lili could drop them into the water. As they submerged, Frazie barely caught the shadow of the creature disappearing behind Galochio’s mitts.
“Oh, no you don’t!” Lili touched her temples and shot them forward, the three of them giving pursuit in their makeshift telekinetic submarine.
They raced through the water, going as quick as they could. But try as they might, a clunky iron sphere couldn’t beat a fish in a swimming contest. “We’re losing it!” Frazie shouted, adding her telekinesis to the mix. They went faster, but it still wasn’t enough. “Dogen!”
The boy shut his eyes and focused, grunting with the strain... right before they ROCKETED forward.
“WHHHhoooooOOOAAAhhhh...!” The girls clung to the sides of their ship as Dogen’s incredible power shot them across the lake like a rocket.
Maybe a little too fast.
A loud groan rattled through the bathysphere, followed by a ping. A bolt shot off, then another, leaving just enough of a gap in the hull for water to start pouring through.
Frazie yelped, immediately clamping her hands over the leak. “NO NO NO, NO MORE HELPING.”
Dogen obliged, and they decelerated back to a standstill. Lili got them moving again, slower, but with much less risk of drowning.
It was hopeless. Without the extra speed boost, the creature had already gotten away, disappearing into the murky depths.
But Frazie knew where it was going... and also how to find it.
Holding one hand over the hole, the other wiped itself off on her leg before fishing Vernon’s crude map from her pocket. She flipped it open, holding it flat against the other wall. “We can still catch up to it! We just need to get a bit higher and find out where we are.”
Lili took them up, and the three of them counted the landmasses around them. With a little deduction, they finally figured out where to turn and sailed off that way.
Fortunately for them, Vernon’s mind really was a steel trap. It took time, but at long last, another landmass appeared right ahead of them. Lili took them in for a landing, guiding them up and onto the shore.
As soon as they breached, Frazie promptly flung the door open, spilling out onto land. Partly because oh god oh god get away from the water, partly to check if they’d ended up in the right place.
They’d ended up on a small sandy peninsula, dotted with reeds and pebbles, with a towering cliffside up ahead. And while it was hard to see from where they were... dark, twisted towers rose up into the sky overhead, peeking over the ledge.
Thorney Towers.
Lili and Dogen stepped out on each side of her, admiring the view as well. “Whoa.” Lili breathed, in awe at the spooky sight up above. “...But where’s that giant fish?”
“Maybe it got scared and ran somewhere else?” Dogen suggested.
Frazie opened her mouth to respond... only to whip her head around when a loud splash crashed behind them. “Look out!”
The creature reemerged at their rear, shaking the ground with its roars. It’d hid out of view until they’d beached, waiting to ambush them. Frazie grabbed the kids and jumped away right as its sharp nails tore the air in front of them.
“You’re a bully!” Dogen shouted, starting to concentrate again. The creature went to swing once more, but just like before, it cried out and clutched its head as explosive pressure pounded at its brain.
Frazie set the kids down and joined in, channeling all her energy into the creature’s head. “Come on! Bring it down!”
Together, the three of them flooded the monster’s mind with raw psychic energy, overpowering it and bringing it to its knees. Its roars grew quieter, its body shaking and trembling as it struggled in vain to fight off the overwhelming psychic assault. Soon, it was left growling and grunting in desperation, its fight growing weaker... until suddenly, something happened.
Something inside the creature’s mind seemed to snap, its eyes going wide, in surprise rather than fear. It stopped struggling, mouth agape, breathing steadily. It wasn’t dead, nor knocked out, it’d just... surrendered.
That wasn’t adding up. “Hold it, hold it! Something’s wrong.” Frazie set a hand on each of the kids, halting their attack. “It’s not fighting anymore?”
The creature untensed as the metric ton of pressure in its head finally relaxed. Rather than get up and attack again, though, its beady eyes slowly locked onto them. To their shock, a deep voice creeped into their thoughts.
“...Where am I?”
The three of them shared a concerned glance. Choosing herself as the ambassador between man and fishkind, Frazie cleared her throat. “Uhhhh... we’re not entirely sure, either. All we know is it’s an asylum on the lake. And you were, uh... trying to kill us.”
The monster blinked back surprise. Finally, it stood back up on its feet, the sand shaking with each step. “I apologize. I was not myself. There was something in my head... all I remember is a doctor, a lab... but it’s gone now. You have freed me, children.”
Lili tapped her chin. “I guess we overloaded whatever controlling implant it had in its brain?”
“You mean this thing was never working for Loboto?” Frazie asked.
“Not willingly, at least.”
“It is true,” the fish spoke in their heads once more. “I have no reason to hurt you humans. If I’ve been doing anything harmful... it was not my choice. You gave me back control, and for that, I am forever grateful.”
In just an instant, the creature that’d been haunting camp all day was on their side. A bit too late to undo the damage it’d been forced to cause... but it might be able to patch it up just a tiny bit. “Well,” Frazie murmured, “they’ve been making you kidnap children and bring them here. You’ve got one in your stomach right now. Can we have Elka back, at least?”
Alarmed, the fish clutched its belly. “One moment.” Its face contorted, starting to gag, pounding its chest.
The humans recoiled as the beast retched, spitting up an old toilet instead of a little girl.
“Ew,” Lili gagged. “Potty mouth.”
The creature kept trying, spitting up more assorted junk, but that was all it had in it. “It seems I have already given the child away. I am sorry, little ones.”
Frazie sighed. Of course it wouldn’t be that easy. “It’s fine. We need to go rescue all the other campers, anyway. What’s one more...?”
“I would still like to atone for my crimes.” The creature pointed out a strange object it’d spat up, which Frazie (very reluctantly) retrieved. It was a curved fish skeleton, its tailbone plucked and narrowed down to a thin point. “Blow this horn if you ever need my assistance. I can ferry you across the lake should you ever require it, faster and safer than your vehicle did. I am at your service.”
Useful... but there was a stark downside. “You want me to put my lips on this thing?!”
“That is its intended purpose, yes.”
Grimacing, Frazie promptly wiped the bones off on her sleeve. “Eugh. I will keep that in mind. ...Is there anything we can, uh, call you?” Lake creature just didn’t roll off the tongue.
“You may use the name my people gave to me,” the monster replied, turning to walk back into the depths. As it sank beneath the waves, it called out one final thing. “Linda.”
And then, it was gone. The three of them were left alone on the shore, clutching an old fish skeleton.
“She’s a nice lady,” Dogen said.
She really was. Frazie was starting to regret almost imploding her mind. But what was in the past was in the past... and their future looked pretty grim.
They turned back to the cliffside as one, where the old asylum awaited them atop the pillar. Stowing the horn away for later, Frazie peered up to see the ringed dome at the tip of the towers looming way up in the clouds. Loboto’s lair.
Three of them against a mad doctor, a crazed soldier, and whatever other horrors lurked inside.
Fun.
Notes:
ATTENTION: THIS AUTHOR NOTE IS IMPORTANT! MAKE SURE TO READ IT!
Hopefully people aren’t too disappointed we’re not visiting Lungfishopolis - I thought it’d be a neat idea that Dogen’s better grasp on his incredible powers could keep him from getting snagged, and also help the girls deal with Linda’s brain implant another way. It also means the boi gets to join the asylum crew, and keeps us from retreading old ground!
Now then... here’s the thing. I actually had multiple ideas for how the asylum could play out, and I want YOU guys to decide which way we go! I’ve got several options here, ranging from the quick and painless to the long and unique... just vote for what you want to see in the comments! The next chapter might take time since I need to see what wins and adjust accordingly, but I’m super excited for this final stretch and hope y’all are too.
A. Frazie visits the inmates’ brains just like in canon and they’re glossed over, basically summing them up with some key unique moments shown. This would be the short and sweet option, boiling down the entire lower asylum into one chapter, but there’s still room for new interactions to be seen. Honestly, this option will likely be incorporated no matter who wins - the inmates are just too important to cut out and it’d feel awful if their problems went unfixed. Still, if you’re picking option A, you’re basically saying you want only option A.
B. Frazie finds a way to finagle her way into Crispin’s head, and maybe Sheegor’s as well. This is the trickiest option, because I’m still trying to think about how you can sneak into mentally shielded brains, but it’s certainly possible. This option is most in tune with all the new stuff I’ve created over the rest of the fic, featuring a new world or two involving pre-existing characters.
C. Frazie meets new patients, encounters new worlds, new problems. This is the option for those who really want to take things off the rails and push ‘new content’ to the limit, but would require y’all to trust I can come up with brand new characters that are interesting in both personality and mentality. I’ve already got some cool ideas for several inmates, and if this loses I might just do them anyway in a separate fic, but if you want it to be canon (to the AU anyway), you pick this.
D. All of the above? The ‘I hate the author and want the asylum to last FOREVER’ option :P
Remember, vote below! And by all means, let me know what you’ve thought so far! Thanks for sticking around this long!
Chapter 28: Group Therapy
Notes:
We’ve reached around 10k hits and 260 kudos! What a lovely way to celebrate this milestone in the story. Thank you all so much for reading, for commenting, for just being here, everything!
And thanks for all the poll responses, too! It was fascinating seeing the reasoning behind people’s choices. After a bit of vote gathering, and with some options ending up rather close but only one coming out on top, the winner is...
Dramatic pause... drum roll from Phoebe...
C!
I’m super glad a nice chunk of people trust me to make some new worlds and characters! I’ve had some ideas stewing for awhile, and I’ll put my all into bringing them to life. It’s my hope to make a small ensemble just as endearing as the rest of the Thorney Tower crew, each with their own unique problems and pasts.
However, I also know some people have an aversion to fresh characters - though maybe I’m just being pessimistic. I’d like to ask anyone who’s put off to at least give it a chance. I came up with some new characters specifically for this role, and I’ve done my best to make them fit both the asylum and the universe as much as possible. I also have no plans to make brand new characters anywhere else beyond the tiny ones that sometimes show up in memory vaults... these new inmates are the only ones with an expanded role, and even then it’s still rather small. Still, I acknowledge some people are probably going to sit out until that segment is over or leave entirely. At the least, I’ll mark where this new inmate section begins and ends for those who want to jump past it + summarize major occurrences... but seriously, give it a shot first! If you just plain don't care about it at all, though, look out for a couple mini-chapters labelled 'Meanwhile' for some fully canon side char content, and look for a chapter called 'Top of the Tower' to skip right back to the canon main story.
ALSO... those who preferred other options, don’t dismay. I’ve been thinking of ways to incorporate the other ideas, especially since a decent chunk of people don’t want the original inmates to be super compact, so I’ve decided to do a couple more things.
-I’d planned for all 4 original inmates to be pretty brief, but I’m going to extend them a bit longer. They’ll still be shorter than any other world we’ve seen so far, in an experimental style mixing summary and storytelling, but hopefully some extra interactions should please some people. This chapter is now 2-3x longer than it originally was planned to be! And is filled with really fun moments.
-I had an idea involving Crispin that might rear its head later on. Even once he’s been snuck past, that won’t be the last you’ve seen of him...
So, to reiterate - four brand new patients and new worlds to go with them, longer snippets involving existing patients, and possibly a chance to take a look at Whytehead later on. ...So I guess, in a way, we kinda got D after all? Damn it. At least it’s manageable since Crispin’s pushed off until later.
Oh, well. On with the show! Canon inmates first. Here, we, go!
...Oh! One more thing! We've got another art piece from earthvsthederek to commemorate the milestone, featuring the Thorney Tower trio right after arriving at the asylum for the first time!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Allllmost... alllllmost... you’ve got it! Come on, grab my hand!”
Frazie had carried Dogen with her up the cliff - he was a powerful kid, but far from the most mobile one. Lili, though, had decided to put her training with Frazie to good use, climbing up the rocks by herself before attempting to swing across a branch towards them.
She still had a ways to go, but she managed to jump far enough to snag Frazie’s palm. “Nice work!” Frazie praised, helping her up. Just like how Frazie had been training her mind, Lili had trained her agility. Frazie was proud of her... annnnd also glad she only had to carry one child around, not two.
Now, a lone ladder was all that stood between them and the top of the cliff. Taking a steadying breath, Frazie put a foot on it and began her ascent, leading the three up the rungs. Each time they grabbed a step, it rattled and groaned, threatening to fall apart from many years of rot and disuse. She prayed it’d last just a little longer.
Against the odds, it held. They gathered at the top, finally getting a good look at the building that’d haunted hers and Lili’s dreams. A large gate barred the way to a courtyard, overrun with weeds and debris. A statue she couldn’t quite make out sat in the center of a fountain, which had gone dry long, long ago. And behind it all... sat Thorney Towers itself.
The place was a lot bigger in person. In her head, it’d been a lone tower, tall, but standing on its own. Now, that familiar tower sat at the top of a stout building, stretching up to the clouds, the upper globe where Loboto no doubt resided rimmed by the moon. The place was eerie, shrouded in shadow and echoing with the caw of crows, clearly in a state of disrepair after decades of neglect...
But something was off.
The place should’ve been fully abandoned and disconnected from its power source long ago. Yet light still flooded the courtyard, a few of the windows in the asylum glowing softly amidst the darkness.
Vernon had told them all he’d known about the tower... but he hadn’t known there were people still inhabiting it.
Or that one would be standing outside to meet them.
A stout man faced the wall across from them, muttering under his breath, the scratch of chalk on stone mingling with his murmurs. A web of white criss-crossed all over the bricks, an indecipherable map of text, circles, and interconnecting arrows that none of the newcomers could hope to understand. Or anyone else, for that matter.
Frazie motioned for the kids to keep quiet... not that it helped. It was like the man could feel their eyes boring into him. His head jerked up after a moment, whipping back to stare at them with an equal amount of surprise. Everyone blinked at each other, afraid to make a move.
He broke the standoff first. “No, no, this is all wrong... too many guests today. Too suspicious. First that woman, then the man, and now you three...” The man tapped at the air, lost in thought. “Of course! They want me to lower my guard. They’re using children now to mask their intentions. Devious, brilliant! But your innocence can’t fool me.”
Frazie stared blankly, bewildered, feeling like she’d just been hit by Confusion. “...What?”
“Playing dumb won’t work. I’ve already got you all figured out. No... my employer already said he could handle it when those other two flew over the gate. Flew, I tell you! Like a UFO! But I won’t let anyone else slip by.”
So Sasha and Milla had gotten in... and immediately gone silent. That didn’t bode well. “I don’t know who or what you think we are, but those two were our camp counselors!” Lili protested. “Your ‘boss’ is just holding them and a bunch of brains hostage!”
Now the guard was the one looking at them like they were crazy. Only it was less disbelief, and more... careful consideration. “That... doesn’t fit into my calculations at all.” As if they weren’t there anymore, he turned back to the wall, searching frantically for a bare spot to draw on. “Stolen brains? Flying caretakers? This is even deeper than I imagined...!”
Frazie didn’t know much about insane asylums, but she was pretty sure the ‘insane’ were supposed to be patients, not given security positions. She’d known this guy for two minutes, and already she could tell something wasn’t quite right in his head. Trepidatiously, she cleared her throat. “Well, I hate to interrupt whatever... that is, but is there any chance you can let us in to go find them?”
“Sorry,” the man replied, “it’s my job to keep people out. And even if it weren’t... I don’t have the key.”
“Then who does?”
A shrill screech rang out as his chalk suddenly swerved, making them cover their ears. The man stood still a moment before he turned his head, eyes boring right into them. “The Milkman.”
“The... who?” Frazie said. Part of her wondered if he was just making things up. “Well, where is he?”
“I don’t know. I am not the Milkman. I’m the guard.”
He resumed drawing, lost in his random spurts of rambling again. Leaving him to it for now, Frazie pulled her accomplices in for a huddle. “Alright... I don’t think we’re going to make any progress with this guy. Ideas?”
“Is there any chance we can just hop the fence?” Lili suggested.
Frazie looked up, inspecting the gate. It didn’t seem like it. Frazie might’ve been able to find a way to scale it, but neither of the younger campers could - she wouldn’t be able to climb while carrying them, either. Their Levitation wouldn’t take them high enough. Using Telekinesis on each other might work... but if the guard had reported Sasha and Milla, he’d definitely do the same for them, too. It was in their best interest to keep off Coach’s radar for now, lest they meet the same fate as their counselors.
She didn’t feel comfortable leaving the kids out here with a rambling conspiracy nut, either, even if she could sneak inside herself. “I don’t think so. I guess we’re going to have to find this... Milkman.”
“Maybe he’s going potty?” Dogen suggested.
“Or maybe he doesn’t even exist,” Frazie pointed out. Both were equally likely possibilities considering who they were talking with. “Only one way to find out...”
She looked up and called out to the guard again. “Soooo, do you remember where you last saw this ‘Milkman’, Mister...?”
“You’d like me to tell you my name, wouldn’t you? So you can plug it into your machine that controls my mind?! Well, Boyd would never make such a dumb mistake!”
Frazie blinked. “Right. So you don’t know where he is, then?”
Boyd shook his head. “I can’t talk about it. They might be listening.”
It sounded like there was only one choice, then. His lips might be zipped... but his brain wasn’t.
When Frazie pulled out her Psy-portal, the kids already knew what she was planning. “Do you really think that’s a smart idea?” Lili whispered. “This guy’s a lot more off-kilter than the other campers.”
“Not one bit,” Frazie replied. “But it’s the only one we’ve got.”
Taking aim, Frazie took a couple underhand test swings before chucking the door at the back of Boyd’s head. The instant it latched on, he gasped, dropping his chalk. “I’ve been hit! They found me! I’ve got to get out of-!”
He calmed, his arms dropping limply. The usual trance washed over him, finally bringing his paranoid mumbling to a stop. Staring blankly at his wall of corruption and conspiracy, he stayed stock still while the door popped open to fill the dark plateau with its glow.
The three campers shared a look. Like it or not, it was time to go in. Altogether, they focused on the door, pouring their consciousnesses into him one by one.
Thus began a series of psychic dives into the lingering residents of Thorney Towers, a medley of minds plagued by all manners of oddities. Starting with a hunt for the mysterious Milkman.
Frazie braced herself for whatever laid in the mind of a mental patient. An M.C. Escher painting? A tornado of conflicted thoughts and feelings? Dogs shooting lasers from their eyes?
None of the above. It was a humble little home, rather cozy actually. The three ended up by the front door, and things looked unusually normal. A nice kitchen, the usual home décor. Dogen tottered about, taking it all in with childlike curiosity, while Lili looked around in disbelief.
Frazie took note of an odd photo frame turned to face the wall while the rest around it looked outward. She flipped it, revealing a family photo of a woman in a sash, some man, and fourteen kids all squeezed into the frame. Plus one more... what seemed to be a young Boyd, shoved halfway out of the shot on the very end.
Before she could dwell too long on what it meant, she felt a small hand tugging at her skirt. She looked down to see Dogen, who pointed off around the corner that led further into the house. “What is it?” Frazie asked, following him into the living room.
She stopped. Apparently things were... a little less normal around the corner. The house would’ve been rather comfortable if not for the fact half of it had been converted into the lair of a lunatic.
Photos, posters, and newspapers were plastered over almost every square inch. Boyd himself stood contemplating his personal blackboard of theories - the most prevalent apparently starring a big cow scrawled over the easel.
Like before, it was as if he knew whenever he was being watched. This time, though, he didn’t mind them, instead considering his scribbles with a finger on his chin. “It’s beautiful, isn’t it? My life’s work. So many pieces, carefully fitted into place... but it’s still not enough! There’s a few more to find. So close, yet so far...”
“Uh... huh.” Frazie tipped her fingers towards the front door. “Do you... want us to go find those pieces for you?” She’d gotten really good at finding metaphorical goodies.
But it was more complex than that, it seemed. “No, no, you’re not getting it! You need to see things the way I see them.”
...The way he saw things, huh? Perhaps that was easier to achieve than he would assume. Frazie reached out into his mind, taking root with Clairvoyance.
As it turned out, the house was even crazier under the surface. Through his eyes, his scribbling spilled off the board, across the walls, all over every inch of the house. Calculations, deeper connections, and to Frazie’s dismay... a drawing of the Milkman. Crossed out. Its label dismissed all doubt: DECEASED(?)
“The Milkman is dead?!”
“What?!” Lili snapped her fingers. “Aw, man!”
“Poor guy,” Dogen added.
But it was also far from the truth. “Still so lost in the government’s lies!” Boyd criticized them. “Have you learned nothing? Why would they work so hard to cover it up if it was as simple as saying he’d passed? They’re hiding something. The G-men. The girl scouts. Timmy from third grade. The dairy industry. It’s all connected!”
Usually, Frazie at least had a hunch what to do, where to look. Here, she couldn’t even pretend she understood enough to play along. “...So, did you want some puzzle pieces, or...?”
“I want answers.” His voice turned colder than a glass of fresh milk as he finally looked their way. “Find him. Find the Milkman. Uncover the truth. Trust no one.”
Frazie took that as her cue to skedaddle. She jumped to usher the children away. “Right! Right! We’ll find him! You can trust... us?”
“What did I just say?!”
“...Leeeet’s get out of here,” Frazie whispered, rushing them all outside.
The house had been a mess, thanks to Boyd’s myriad of photographs and scribbles, but quaint. Outside, though... was a bit closer to her original guesses.
Frazie had never felt so paranoid in her life.
She wasn’t sure what to expect for her first foray into a non-psychic’s mind, but it was definitely something less unnerving. Sure, the guy lived in an insane asylum, so she’d already guessed it wasn’t going to be a walk in the park... but as soon as they’d stepped out the door, Frazie knew they were in for something far wilder than any camper she’d visited.
Boyd’s mind was a confusing hodgepodge of streets and houses, where the laws of physics didn’t quite make sense and it felt like someone was watching you everywhere you went. The streets curved and folded in on themselves, sloping off into the distance with no ground beneath them. Every time Frazie whipped her head around, she could swear she just barely missed a pair of binoculars disappearing back into bushes or behind curtains. It felt like the mailboxes were creeping closer to her every time she looked away.
And somewhere hidden in this warped world was the mysterious entity haunting Boyd’s every waking moment... the Milkman. They just had to find him.
But they weren’t the only ones on his tail.
Shifty figures in trench coats filled the neighborhood, always busying themselves with some task, trying (and failing) to look inconspicuous... and, occasionally, blocking their path. One such group waved stop signs along a fractured road, cutting off the route further into the mind. “Halt,” one called when they approached. “Turn back and tread carefully, civilian. If you injure or kill a road crew worker, you can face fines up to $7500 and fifteen years in jail.”
Frazie - heck, not even the children - were very deterred by a guy swinging his sign like he was trying to hit flies. “Welllll, we don’t plan on doing either of those. So if you’d just let us by...” she said, taking a step past him.
Kch-chk.
She jumped back when the man’s face split apart to reveal a machine gun trained right on them. “Road crew workers only. Why do you want by? Are you looking for the Milkman?”
Frazie held her arms in front of her partners, eyes whipping around in search of an answer - fast. She finally opted to telekinetically rip a sign out of the hand of a worker farther down the line. “Hey!” he protested.
She whisked it over to herself and held it high. “We are on the road crew. This is our stop sign.”
The gunman narrowed his eyes at her. But finally, he stowed his automatic weapon away back inside his head. “My apologies, fellow road crew worker.” ...Then he turned, pointing out the G-Man she’d just robbed. “But that guy isn’t with us! Get him!”
The entire road crew pounced their former coworker, burying him in a pile of coats and limbs. Frazie and the kids grimaced, tiptoeing past while they wrestled him down.
“Where is the Milkman?!”
“What happened to the worker that was there a moment ago?!”
“Where did you get your fedora? Tell us who does your tailoring!”
Rest assured, they didn’t try to cross the G-men without properly fitting in first anymore.
They weren’t the only group the trio had to contend with, though. Somehow, in such an unnerving world full of shady agents and peeping hedges, the creepiest thing of all were little girls. Skating about on roller blades, selling cookie boxes that beeped suspiciously... and their eyes, always wide and unblinking. The Rainbow Squirts.
They didn’t seem too picky in their recruitment criteria, though. It seemed in a world of G-MEN, just being a girl convinced them you were on their side. It helped that Frazie’s twin hair tufts reminded them of their poofy pigtails. Pros: It made infiltrating the group a lot easier for Lili and Frazie. They even led them back to their base. Cons: Well... they had a uniform.
Frazie tugged at her sash, giving her new orange and green striped dress a taut-lipped glance over. “This isn’t my style at all.”
“And you think it’s mine?” Lili snapped, straining to keep balance on her roller skates as her legs jerked forward and backwards. “At least you’re good at balancing!”
“And you’ve got cool hats,” Dogen pointed out, frowning down at the ground. “I wanted one, but they said I couldn’t join.”
Probably for the best. At least Lili had been working on her dexterity enough to handle the skates, Dogen would be on the floor more often than not. “It’s alright,” Frazie insisted. “Maybe you keep an eye on those guys instead?”
Both turned their heads to the trench coated figures off in the distance... one of which was currently shoving hedge clippers down his throat. “I am a hedge trimmer. I like to trim hedges. Cutting the bush does not hurt it, only makes it more appealing to the eye.”
Frazie pursed her lips. “On second thought, just wait outside while we check things out, alright?”
“Okay.”
“Good.” Helping Lili keep steady, the two girls skated off into the suburban home where the Rainbow Squirts concocted their devious, milky schemes.
Dogen promptly waddled off towards the G-Men.
Sneaking into the Rainbow Squirt HQ revealed some rather disturbing scenes - little girls polishing sniper rifles, stuffing their cookie boxes with grenades, and worst of all, singing scout songs. But, more importantly, a little waiting and watching soon revealed a hidden compartment they kept behind their ironing board.
A little Invisibility got Frazie and Lili the rest of the way. Sneaking into the house’s depths, they found the most troubling sight of all: Boyd. Rather, Boyd, asleep, locked in the refrigerator with a milkman’s get-up. Sharing a knowing look, the two girls tugged on the handle, freeing him from his cryogenic tomb.
If only they knew just what they were unleashing.
As the door cracked open and the Milkman ascended up to the sky, there was something wrong with him, with the bottles he held in his basket. This new Boyd was somehow even more unnerving than the first. Before, he was paranoid, confusing, but ultimately harmless. This new one seemed... dangerous.
“I am the Milkman,” he said. “Resuming my route.”
Frazie and Lili watched him disappear up into the ceiling. “...Waaaaas that a good thing?” Lili asked.
An explosion rang out, shaking the secret chamber. As it turned out... prooobably not.
Back on the surface, the girls returned to an empty house... and chaos in the streets. Just outside, the fully awakened Milkman peppered the streets with milky Molotovs, waging war on Boyd’s Censors while the Rainbow Squirts fought alongside him. They didn’t seem too pleased, either, struggling in vain to recontain the prefired calcium catastrophe while simultaneously fighting off the mind’s protectors.
Lawyers were getting blown up left and right, alongside any kids unlucky enough to be caught in the crossfire. Which begged the question... “Where’s Dogen?!” Frazie called, panicked.
“Over here.”
Oh. He was okay, at least. ...And surrounded by G-Men. Talking with the G-Men?
Even without a prop, they regarded him as one of their own. “The young one taught us our value as workers,” one said.
“We have decided to unionize,” said another. “Now, we will receive satisfactory compensation whilst we perform our cover jobs. Dental. Non-explosive snacks. Life insurance.”
That last one proved particularly useful very quickly as a stray bottle crashed down and blew a stray G-Man sky high. “Is that the Milkman?!” his neighbor shouted.
They rushed off to join the conflict. Frazie and the kids could only watch as the world’s shortest-lived worker coalition and a bunch of lawyers faced an unstoppable dose of Vitamin Destruction.
“Definitely not a good thing,” Lili decided.
“...What the hell just happened?” Frazie wondered aloud, getting flashbacks to Phoebe’s mind. At least that’d just been an accident. This was... what was the Milkman?
Dogen, of all people, filled in the blanks. “The coat guys told me the Milkman’s not supposed to be here. He showed up when the girl scouts did. And they showed up when Coach did. And he’s baaaaaad.”
The girls glanced his way, surprised. He shrugged. “They said an honorary G-Man should know.”
“...Leeeet’s just get out of here,” Frazie murmured, popping open her smelling salts.
Somehow, Boyd was even more unnerving after they’d helped him. At the least, eyeing the front of the building with fire in his eyes didn’t paint a very pleasant picture. But for now, he’d opened the gate and gotten out of the way, so they could move on.
It didn’t quite sit right with Frazie. He hadn’t improved in any way. Was she still too unskilled after all her practice, or were his problems just too deeply ingrained? His other persona seemed to be Coach’s doing, after all. Should she have just left the Milkman be? There wasn’t much point in dwelling on it right now. All they could do was pass through the courtyard into the garden.
Another inmate was there, a frazzle-haired woman giving a delightful theater performance, pronged trophy in hand... to a bunch of plant pots. Frazie guided her group past her and into the building, not having the time to stop and assist everyone along the way. Though part of her wished she could... at first, encountering these people had been scary, but after seeing them performing for plants and lost in a web of conspiracies, she was starting to empathize with their plight. They were more a danger to themselves than others. They needed help. And they weren’t getting it, trapped here on their island year after year.
Frazie ignored the guilt gnawing at her and focused on their mission. They couldn’t do anything for these people if the world was dominated. She’d tell Sasha and Milla about them after they’d rescued the two - and they would rescue them, she told herself. Now wasn’t the time to doubt. Maybe the Psychonauts would be able to do something with these patients once all was said and done.
There were more than just Boyd and the actress inside the building. A tall, lanky man played hopscotch amidst piles of rubble in the courtyard, arguing with himself in his general’s hat and straitjacket. A light further up in the building signified there was another guest in a room up in the higher reaches. And there - right in front of the elevator - was yet another.
The trio stepped up to him, a small and haggard looking man in a coat. He narrowed his glossy eyes at them, his arms crossed and face squashed. “Going up, Dr. Loboto?” His gaze flicked down to Dogen. “...Sheegor?” And then to Lili. “...Now hold on just a moment.”
He squinted even closer, to the point the campers uncomfortably leaned back. After a brief inspection, he snorted. “...Hmph. Newcomers. My eyesight may be going, but ol’ Crispin Whytehead would recognize his boss anywhere. Come back when you’ve chopped your hand off and replaced it with a claw.”
Dogen eyed his fingers quizzically. “And then we can go up?”
Crispin grinned devilishly. “Try it and find out.”
Frazie reached down to push Dogen’s hand back with a firm ‘no’ before addressing the man again. “Listen... about Loboto? I don’t know what he’s told you, but he’s up there harvesting children’s brains. He’s kidnapped our friends and our camp counselors. So please... let us up so we can stop him.”
She put on her most pitiful, pleading look, the one that’d won over her parents at their most reluctant. The man simply scoffed. “He could be kicking orphaned puppies up there for all I care. He pays my salary, I watch the elevator. That’s our arrangement, and that’s all that matters.”
Frazie was aghast. “You’re heartless.”
“And you’re annoying. So if you’d be so kind, please buzz off and die.”
“Or I could just beat you up instead,” Frazie pointed out, knuckle raised.
The man looked completely unimpressed. “You could. But you see, the lift doesn’t move without my go ahead. And I can’t really give that if I’m knocked unconscious, now can I?”
Slowly, Frazie lowered her fist. “Ooooh, you’re good.”
“Thank you. Now, again... get out of my sight.”
Not like that’d be particularly hard. With a drawn-out sigh, Frazie turned to go... then spun right back around, slapping her Psy-portal on his forehead. “Ha!”
She waited for the usual click, the outpouring of light... instead, it slowly slid off his face and clattered to the ground. He raised a brow, unamused. “I’m shaking.”
Frazie knelt to pick it up, baffled. “Wha? But... I don’t understand.”
By her side, Lili touched her forehead, visibly straining. “It’s no good. Believe me, I’ve been trying to set this jerk on fire. He’s got some sort of... psychic resistance.”
“Courtesy of the good doctor,” Crispin said haughtily. “Now, I won’t ask you another time. I’m a busy orderly, with an elevator to guard and patients to attend to.”
Frazie couldn’t believe they were being successfully deterred by this smarmy little troll. Fuming, she shoved her finger in his face. “Listen here, you slimy son of a-!”
“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” A voice roared up in the room upstairs, quickly followed by an easel roughly ejected from its window. “I cannot focus with all this shouting!”
The orderly tutted. “Look, you’ve upset Mr. Teglee now. And you call me heartless?”
Frazie turned and eyed the thrown portrait, collapsed on its side in the asylum debris. Finally, she threw her hands up. “Alright, fine. You win.” She guided the children away, ignoring the watchman’s cocky smirk. “Let’s go.”
Lili peered up at her, surprised. “We’re not just going to let this punk turn us away, are we?” she whispered.
“We are... for now.” Rather than take them out of the building, though, she led them over to the fallen picture, stooping down to run her fingers over it. “This gives me an idea.”
It was a very conflicted piece, for sure. Primarily, a recreation of an intense fight between a bull and a matador - but just barely visible behind it was a shower cap and a blue face. Loboto. The drawing was useless in its current state, but if its creator could remake it, you know, WITHOUT the new additions...
Frazie stood back up, looking around, thinking quickly. If they could get a new painting from Mr. Teglee... borrow that straight jacket from the general in the courtyard... and convince the woman in the garden to part with her pointy trophy... they might just be able to make a convincing enough disguise to fool a half-blind orderly.
She filled the other two in. For lack of any better options, they agreed. Together, they headed back out of the building, opting to deal with the actress first.
Looked like they had to help these folks out after all.
The patients might’ve been more sympathetic than threatening, but that didn’t mean they couldn’t still be scary.
At first, the woman in the garden - Gloria Von Gouton - was a lovely, if loopy, lady. Naturally, she was reluctant to part with her well-earned trophy, and unwilling to displease her potted ‘fans’. A bit delusional, but completely reasonable.
At least, until she stepped out of her spotlight, the beam of moonlight that filtered down through the ceiling, to better address her visitors.
It was like a switch had been flipped. When darkness fell over her features, they twisted up in rage and suspicion. In an instant, the three of them had gone from adoring fans to schemers and doubters in her eyes. She might even have mistaken them for a figure from her past, raving about how they should be dead.
They had to duck under a flung plant pot as they fled. After her poor audience member smashed against the wall and the campers stopped to catch their breath, the woman returned to her stage, just as chipper as before once the light fell on her.
Not wanting to risk more pottery to the dome, Frazie opted for a more hands-on approach and let them all into Gloria’s brain for a little behind-the-scenes look.
Inside her head, it wasn’t a surprise to see her mind take the form of a giant theater. A massive stage stretched out before a crowd of colorful figments... and one very rotund, very rude inner critic by the name of Jasper. His constant complaints and venom-laced rants did little to help the cast’s dwindling confidence.
It seemed that ever since Gloria had left the stage and gone to the asylum in real life, her mental theater had slowly fallen apart, at a loss for enthusiasm, creativity... a muse. The main director, Becky, struggled to make things work, but they hadn’t run a good show in a long time ever since their head actress, Bonita, had retreated to her dressing room. It was impossible to perform with Jasper’s constant criticism killing the vibe.
And also... having a saboteur behind the scenes.
The three of them learned of the imaginary theater’s sordid history after sneaking into the lead actress’ room backstage. An invisible Frazie cracked the door open for the other two to slip inside.
Bonita was sobbing deeply when they arrived... or so it seemed. “Ma’am?” Frazie called gently, soothingly.
“Eh?” Bonita looked up from her hands, eyes completely dry. “What, did Becky run a backstage pass event without telling me again? Ugh.” She reached over to shut off her gramophone, the crying shutting off immediately. “Never say I don’t love the fans. What can I do for you, sweeties?”
Still thrown off by her baritone, Frazie cleared her throat. “Accctually... we’re here to see what we can do for you.” She knelt by the actress’ side. “Becky filled us in. And, look, I get it... I’m a performer too. It’s hard sometimes. But you’ve got an audience out there counting on you. A crew that needs you.” She looked to the kids, and they nodded, backing her up. “So if there’s anything we can help with...”
Bonita paused a moment, actually considering their request. “Hmm. You got any experience dealing with Phantoms?”
“...With what now?”
Frazie had been expecting pep talks, errands, maybe having to give her a foot massage. The real reason Bonita hid herself away was less mundane. “Becky didn’t fill you in? Tsk.” The muse turned to pull out a playbook, opening it up to the cast page... with X’s marked across several performers. “That one? Crushed by a spotlight. And that one? Trampled by the knight set piece. And her? Oh, she was an absolute darling. Was. Until someone pushed her into the orchestra and she got wedged in a tuba for a week.”
Frazie’s ability to relate quickly dried up - somehow, this gig was more dangerous than her family’s literally death-defying stunts. “Is this a play or a graveyard?!”
“It’s hard to tell the difference nowadays,” Bonita admitted, tossing the booklet aside. “We had a good thing going... until a Phantom snuck onto the set. Now, we can’t run a show without some disaster striking the production. We’ve caught glimpses of him, but we can’t catch him. I’ve heard of breaking a leg, but this is ridiculous.”
The trio had signed up for more than they’d bargained for, but it was clear what they had to do now. If they wanted to restore Gloria’s confidence, her mental world, and hopefully bring her some peace... this Phantom had to go.
They just had to, you know, not have a horrible accident in the process. “We’ll do our best,” Frazie promised, the kids nodding in agreement.
Back onstage, the trio reconvened to figure out their next step. Frazie glanced up, scanning the scaffolding. She had a knack for finding her way around, but not even her acrobatic expertise could get her that high without some assistance. “I think I can get up there and flush the Phantom out... but we’re going to need to get a show going so I have something to jump on. Do you two think you can handle that?”
Lili suddenly looked very sheepish, rubbing the back of her head. “Do I have to? My dad made me try out for a school play before. ...It sucked.”
It seemed Dogen had some experience, too. “I played a tree, once. My big sister said I was the best oak she’d ever seen.”
Frazie knelt down to put a hand on each of their shoulders. “Sorry, Lili, but it’s Broadway or bust. Can you keep the play running and draw the Phantom’s attention while I go drag him down here?”
Lili couldn’t groan any harder if she tried... but being a Psychonaut meant you sometimes had to do things you didn’t want to, even if this one was almost too much. Dogen, though, eager to reprise his star role, was onboard. They ran the plan by Becky and, though she was hesitant to cast a couple rookies, they had more than a few Phantom-created gaps that needed filling. Everything was ready to go.
It was showtime.
Frazie waited in the wings while the kids took the stage alongside the rest of the remaining cast. Dogen, dressed as a sunflower, waddled onstage with a couple other floral actors. While his comrades proceeded to prance around, the boy stood stopped out in the open, looking lost. “Line?” he called.
“You don’t have any!” Becky hissed.
“Oh.”
In the audience, Jasper snorted back a laugh. “I didn’t think this theater could sink any lower, but you found a shovel and dug! I’d admire the dedication if it wasn’t so pathetic.”
Ignoring the heckling, Lili stepped onstage to deliver her lines with flagrantly forced enthusiasm. “Another day trapped in this horrible boarding school, without so much as a single letter from my mother!” Who wrote this crap? The list of favors Frazie owed her was growing lengthier by the minute. Lili shielded her eyes and looked, scanning the skies. “Oh, how I wish a hot air balloon would appear and whisk me away! ...Right now! ...Not in a hurry or anything here, nope!”
Offstage, Becky groaned and slapped her forehead. “Oh, no. Improv.”
Regardless of the quality of the line delivery, that was the cue for the prop department to send a balloon down for Frazie to hop on. Eternally grateful for Lili’s sacrifice, Frazie clambered up the background and rode the prop up to the rafters.
The catwalks were extensive, disconnected, and frankly, difficult to navigate. Frazie had no idea how the crew was meant to get around up here. Thankfully, it wasn’t much of a problem for her. Climbing ropes, flipping across light posts, and climbing ever higher and higher, Frazie made her way through the darkened backstage, in search of the mysterious figure that lurked in it.
At long last, Frazie found him... the Phantom, a thin and shadowy figure in a stark-white mask, looking just as grim as his namesake. The saboteur haunted the theater’s upper reaches, presently leering over the side of the scaffolding... and holding a hefty sand bag in his skeletal mitt, prepped to drop it onto Lili down below.
The second Frazie realized what he was up to, she cried out, pouncing forward with a snarl. “Don’t you dare!”
“Gah!” The specter’s load was knocked from his grasp, plummeting down below... though thankfully knocked far enough off-course that it crashed harmlessly by Lili’s side.
The girl jumped, eying the sandbag closely. “You know, I almost wish that’d hit me.”
Back up above, Frazie wrestled with the fiend, grabbing for his mask. The Phantom tried to fight her off, but couldn’t keep her from slipping her fingers beneath the edges and ripping it off to reveal...
“Jasper?!”
Somehow, the hefty critic’s face glared up from under her. “But... how?” she asked, letting his mask slip out of her grasp. “You’re, like, super fat!”
“Girdles work wonders, you brat!” In response, he lashed out and punched her off him, scrambling to his feet. By the time she’d picked herself back up, he was already fleeing, jumping from catwalk to catwalk on his way back down to the ground.
“Hey! Get back here!” Refusing to let him get back to the stage before she did, Frazie turned to the railing... and jumped off.
She slowed her descent as much as she could. She tumbled into a glittering purple mental cobweb, bounced off, and slid down a support beam as far as it would go. She hopped off at the bottom and let her thought bubble gently carry her the rest of the way down.
As soon as she landed, Dogen and Lili dropped the act and reunited with her. She checked to make sure no one had gotten hurt. “Are you guys alright?”
“Physically? Yes,” Lili confirmed. “Emotionally, no.”
She was fine. Dogen, too. All was well.
Except, apparently, Jasper was faster on his feet than he seemed.
Before Frazie could even turn her head to look for him, the stage began to rumble, a mechanical whirr blaring to life behind them. They whipped their heads just in time to watch Jasper’s seat tear itself from the wall, transforming before their eyes into a flying, pen-armed fighting machine.
“How’s that for a plot twist?” the critic raved, manning the controls. “You’ve forced my hand! If my scathing reviews won’t bring down this theater, then I’ll just do it myself!”
Frazie and Lili braced themselves for a fight. Dogen... just shut his eyes and concentrated his powerful Telekinesis on Jasper’s chair.
Its motor whirred and stalled, leaving the man’s ride stuck in midair. “What the blazes...?!” It ignored his attempts to control it, instead slowly flipping upside down. Try as he might, Jasper couldn’t cling to it for very long once Dogen started shaking it vigorously.
Dumped flat on his oversized behind with an ‘oomph’, Jasper could only blink back surprise. “You... you can’t just skip the boss fight, you heathens!” he spat in disgust. “It’s the grand culmination of the conflict! The final dramatic confrontation! You hacks can’t even stick to the script!”
While he ranted and raved, the girls approached him, cracking their knuckles. Once the sharp thwack of punches and kicks rang out, Dogen flinched and covered his eyes... then snuck a peek through his fingers.
Without his chair, Jasper’s bark was a lot worse than his bite. And with Gloria’s inner critic silenced for good, the Phantom dealt with, the Von Gouton theater was primed for its grand reopening. Now Bonita could finally shine... and Gloria could once more step out of the spotlight.
Back in reality, the trio winced once Gloria stepped out of her spotlight again... but this time, she simply smiled and hummed with thought. “Mmm... you know what? I think I’ll retire while I’m still young.”
Things had gone a lot better than with Boyd. Now that Gloria was putting her troubles and career behind her, she was more than happy to part with her trophy. She and Lili even had a short but pleasant chat about gardening once the actress made it clear she planned to give the grounds a long-overdue watering. Gloria wasn’t quite sure what the child meant when she said, “By the way, the plants loved your performance,” but she’d heard far stranger things from fans.
With the first part of their disguise in hand, the next step was to go apologize to the person they’d accidentally upset - Edgar Teglee, the talented artist. Apparently, the man had anger issues, but you’d never be able to tell at a glance outside of the occasional tossed easel. While he was big, tough, and tattooed, he had a wise and gentle soul, tempered by years of solitude in this forsaken place.
His condition wasn’t a lie, though... once the campers requested a new Loboto painting, he was happy to oblige, as finishing a complete portrait of the doctor was part of his therapy. It went well at first... until, as if against his will, his brush swerved to make new additions. Before long, yet another bull fight graced the canvas, blotting out Loboto’s face. That’s when Edgar got mad.
They had to keep him from punching a hole straight through the picture. It was a strange condition, but apparently, he was prone to drawing bull fights over all his pieces. He didn’t want to. He didn’t even know why he did it. But it was like a curse, the sport sneaking its way into all his works and riling him up whenever he thought about it.
Clearly, no one was getting a completed portrait until something was done - which meant the disguise would be incomplete, and Loboto wouldn’t let Edgar leave, either. There was only one thing to do... dive inside to find the root of the problem.
The three campers headed through the Psy-portal, made their landing... and gasped.
His world was as artistic as he was. Black Velvetopia. Designed after its namesake, dark colors reigned supreme, with buildings all around them painted in shades of dark pink and purple. The colors that weren’t dark stood out sharply, bright, basically fluorescent. This painting brought to life spread out all around them, under a purple sky and a multicolored sun. It was somber, haunting, yet beautiful, inspiring... it was a sight you’d never be able to see in the real world.
The color scheme even extended to the campers. The three visitors peered down and looked over their clothing, only to see colorful patterns had been etched all over them. Anything on them that wasn’t already a dull shade was now bright and vivid. ”I feel like a shiny quarter,” Dogen noted with a giggle.
“Or a neon sign,” Lili observed.
“It is so much more than just the glow,” a voice called near them. “It is the stark contrast between light and shadow. A way to make yourself seen amidst the dark. To truly grab people’s attention... especially hers.”
Edgar was there already, in the center of it all, constructing a tower from massive playing cards. Surprisingly sturdy, the cards held his hefty weight as he built them higher and higher... yet never high enough to reach the sky. His goal, where the most wonderful woman he’d ever seen awaited him, held captive by the sun her face was emblazoned on.
It was a task doomed to fail. He just didn’t have enough cards. That, the trio might be able to help with... surely there were more hidden in this artsy landscape. There was another problem, though, one a bit more difficult to manage.
El Odio.
Whenever Edgar built himself too high, like a great pink wrecking ball, the bearded bull appeared to tear down his work. The campers hadn’t watched him work for long before the ground shook, signaling the arrival of the beast. Its mighty hooves rocked the plaza, sending all of the painter’s hard work fluttering to the ground before the creature escaped into a nearby painting.
Naturally, their best course of action was to follow it. Into the frame, into the deeper city... to find cards, to find the bull’s weakness.
To find a solution.
It was not a simple task. Velvetopia was a land as dangerous as it was beautiful. El Odio rampaged across the town at all times, making it hard to progress. Colorful censors and a medley of other dangers lurked as well, bringing new meaning to the suffering behind art.
The trio could at least find brief respite in the alleys. Odio never went there, and while sometimes they had to clean some enemies out before they could rest, the side areas were the only place they could find any friendly faces.
Humanoid dogs, just as artsy as their host... and also really good at poker. A St. Bernard. Collie. Dalmatian. Bulldog. Dogen was ecstatic to meet them, much to their chagrin.
“Doggy, doggy, doggy~.” The boy scritched right above the Collie’s tail once they’d met him, laughing as it batted him in the face.
“Please, make him stop!” the dog demanded. “This is so demeaning.”
“I dunno,” Frazie said, pointing out his thumping leg. “It looks like you’re enjoying it to me.”
“I can’t help it!” The Collie tried to shoo Dogen away, only for him to start rubbing his belly through his poncho. “No, not there! Why must it feel so good?!” His brush clacked to the ground as he rolled onto his back, looking equal parts delighted and ashamed while Dogen’s assault continued. He gave the girls a pitiful look. “Look, I’ll give you a discount on my art if you get this little pup away from me!”
Lili barely hid her amused smirk behind her hand. “We’re a bit light on arrowheads at the moment. So if by ‘discount’ you mean ‘free’...”
“Ack! Anything! I’ll even throw in information about that blasted bull!”
Now that was an offer they couldn’t refuse. Frazie finally, mercifully, plucked Dogen away from his victim. “Alllright, playtime’s over.”
“Awwww...”
The intel was juicy. Apparently, a lone bullfighter not only lived in the city, he had prior history with Edgar. Not good history - he’d apparently stolen the inmate’s lover while he was doing an art commission for him - but history nonetheless. Hopefully his unscrupulous past could be overlooked, because they could really use a matador right now. They just had to find him.
In the meantime, they worked on fetching those cards for Edgar. They were well guarded, four Queens scattered throughout the city, each held by a powerful luchador that didn’t intend to part with their trophy easily.
Frazie had long given up on things ever just being as simple as a nice chat. At least wresting the cards from their grasp was some pretty good stress relief.
The wrestling ring quaked once Frazie kicked its tiger-masked champion in the face, sending him flat on his back with a groan. Frazie took the chance to climb up on the turnbuckle and launch herself onto him, elbow first. A loud thump rang out and the audience roared, equal parts cheering and booing. Frazie just laughed and stood tall, fists in the air. She’d gladly be the heel if it meant she got the cards in the end.
Plus, her biggest fans were there to cheer her on. “Use the chair!” Lili shouted from the sideline, cupping her mouth. “Use the chair!”
Dogen grabbed a folding seat with his mind and threw it in the ring. Frazie caught it, turning and swinging at the burly brute that’d just gotten back on his feet. A loud clang rang out. The arena shook as he toppled again.
Lili whooped and hollered. “Now tag me in!”
The girl was even more into it than Frazie, but they made an unstoppable duo. Soon, all the cards were in hand, and they just had to find the matador - Dingo Inflagrante. After scouring the entire city, the trio finally found him hanging out inside his apartment on the outskirts.
He was flashy. He was strong. He was... kind of a self-centered jerk. But he agreed to help them dispatch El Odio, so they dealt with it. Finally, all the pieces were in play to help Edgar reach his lost love in the sun.
The trio delivered the Queens to their rightful owner. Now that he was playing with a full deck, Edgar could build his tower to the sky. The three of them helped out, using their Telekinesis to set things in place, the structure defying gravity more and more as it spiraled towards the sun.
Once it was finished, it was a work of art in itself. There was only one problem...
Edgar wasn’t around to witness it.
The campers looked around, baffled at the sudden disappearance. “Maybe he climbed ahead without us?” Lili suggested. They had no choice but to begin their own ascent, hoping to find the man on the other end.
Instead... they found an arena. There, the woman awaited - Lampita, Edgar’s old flame. Like a princess in her tower, she’d stayed up in the sky waiting for someone to free her from her captor.
Except in this case, her jailer wasn’t a dragon. It was a bull. And El Odio was waiting for them.
Or rather... Edgar was waiting for them.
The dog’s story had been true, but mangled by metaphor. Dingo wasn’t just a matador and Lampita wasn’t his ex-wife... they were Edgar’s high school sweetheart and the varsity cheerleader that stole her away. The grief had made him choke in his wrestling match, costing his team the finals... and he’d never been able to let it go.
El Odio was his lingering anger brought to life in a new form, consuming him, making him reckless and out of control... and a prime target for bullfighters.
It would be a real shame if they sicced one on him earlier, wouldn’t it?
Oh, right.
Right in time to make sure the spotlight focused solely on him, the matador arrived with a flourish of his cape. Just the sight of him sent Edgar’s already-simmering fury into full-blown outrage.
“I had it all!” Edgar snarled, falling to all fours as horns sprouted from his head. “The wrestling championship! The girl of my dreams! I loved her! And then he showed up! He stole her away!” A haze filled his eyes as he grew and morphed before their very eyes, stomping the ground with his new hooves. “They mocked me in the semi-finals and threw off my game! My relationship, my teammates, my scholarship, gone! They cost me everything!” He couldn’t be reasoned with anymore. He was already charging madly at Dingo. “THEY! RUINED! MY! LIFE!”
With all the agility you’d expect from a cheerleader turned matador, Dingo evaded him, laughing cruelly when the out of control artist slammed into the wall. “You did that yourself, my friend! The better man wins the girl... and you clearly weren’t the better man.”
Even Lampita was getting in on the derisive cackling now. It was Lili who spoke up in his defense, calling out to the bull. “Edgar, listen to me! Look, I know I’m young, but trust me, I’ve met girls just like her! It was never going to end well for you. They chew you up and spit you out! They use you to try and get back with someone else, or they try to mind control the camp DJ into liking them!”
That barely made sense even if he wasn’t in a delirious rage. “What?!”
“Never mind! The point is... they’re rotten! You got out of it before things could get really bad! So why are you still clinging on to it?!”
For a moment, the bull halted in its tracks - then threw off her words with a roar, rushing for Dingo once more. His hooves shook the arena as he charged headlong towards another feint.
At least, until they stopped touching the floor. As he ran on, his feet left the ground, cycling futilely in the air as an even greater power held him aloft.
Dogen hummed with concentration, lifting the massive beast off the ground... and over the matador. Dingo was too baffled by the flying bull to even think about dodging, realizing the danger too late when the creature was suddenly brought down on top of him.
WHAM! Wham, wham, wham! Whamwhamwhamwhamwham.
Lampita watched in horror as her lover was pummeled into a pancake by a small child with a big mind and a bigger bull. “Babe!” she shrieked.
Frazie and Lili winced with each blow. Note to self, never get on Dogen’s bad side. Once the beating stopped and Edgar still hung in the air, dazed, Frazie called out to him. “Are you okay?”
“Hrrrrgh... a bit dazed,” Edgar replied. Below him, the matador twitched, and the bull couldn’t help but snort with something like laughter. “Yet, strangely satisfied.”
Dogen gently lowered him and, now that Dingo was too battered to heckle him anymore, Lili tried again. “Look, is that really what you want to dedicate your life to?” she asked, gesturing to the broken pile of man and the woman that’d rushed to his side.
Lampita tried to peel her lover off the ground, sobbing all the while. “I think they popped your bubble butt, baby!”
“Cah weh stiww mayk vahsety?” Dingo slurred through his broken jaw.
Lili shook her head in disgust. “Besides, you haven’t seen them in years. They’re probably not even together anymore... and if they are, they’re probably making each other miserable.”
Edgar took a deep breath, eying the pitiful sight before him as he considered her words. “You... you might be right, niña.”
With this understanding came change. Slowly, he became himself again. His horns melted into his head, his body faded from pink to purple, and he stood on two feet once more. Realizing just how rotten they were - and left a bit content from indirectly pulverizing his lifelong hated - he found it hard to care for them anymore.
So, he did the only sensible thing: Eject them straight out of his mind.
A pit in the arena opened up, swallowing the two whole. They screamed all the way down, up until Edgar closed the hole up and dusted off his hands. “Ah... much better.”
While Edgar basked in a mind untethered by hatred for the first time in years, Frazie gave Lili a pat on the back. “Whoa. You should be a relationship therapist, Lili. You know, help people with bad break-ups.”
The kid stuck her tongue out and gagged. “Don’t even joke about that. I can barely tolerate Elka and Kitty’s existence, let alone deal with their fallout. C’mon... let’s get out of here.”
After finally learning the truth of El Odio and bringing peace to Edgar’s troubled past, they were now the not-so-proud owners of an unaltered painting of Loboto. They’d make good on their promise to bring it to the doctor, at least... by smashing it over his head. And with that in hand, there was only one patient left to go.
The three of them sought out the lanky man that’d been playing hopscotch... or rather, some kind of strategy game. With his arms securely fastened by his straitjacket, he was left moving pieces around the makeshift board with his feet. Maybe he’d be willing to part with his coat so he could play more efficiently and they could complete their costume?
The last thing Frazie had been expecting to find here was a historical figure... or at least, the ancestor of one. The man was Fred Bonaparte, the direct descendant of Napoleon Bonaparte - and also his host, as the general’s genetic memory had possessed his great great great grandson in an attempt to whip him into shape. Fred was what you call a ‘chronic loser’ - at least, that was what he called himself.
Even if he wanted to take off his jacket, Napoleon wouldn’t let him. It was his ‘uniform’. “Last time I took it off, he tried to make me eat snails!” Fred explained, trying to nudge a teddy bear across the floor with his toes. “I’m still not sure if it was a punishment or his idea of lunch.”
They’d already helped two patients and potentially turned a third into a milk-slinging madman, what was one more? The three of them headed right in.
The inside of Fred’s mind was surprisingly small, yet relaxing. A roaring fire lit a lavish parlor where he and his ancestor - the Napoleon Bonaparte, or his imaginary representation at least - sat locked in a one-sided game of wits. A board game of wits, to be exact.
That wasn’t to say Fred was stupid, even if he insisted he was. He simply refused to try. Something had happened that’d stripped his competitive spirit, and until he got it back, Napoleon swore to keep pestering him.
Admittedly, Frazie had expected something grander from Napoleon after Coach had talked him up... or taller, at least. Still, he was the only one in this room taking the game seriously, so if they wanted to help Fred, she needed to learn how to play from him.
Frazie peered over the side of the basin the board sat in, eyes flicking back and forth at the assortment of tiles within. “So... what are we playing?”
“Waterloo-o,” the general replied curtly. “To think, my greatest shame, now ‘fun for all ages’. It’s a shame, non?”
“I guess. Is it anything like Gruloky? I’ve played that a lot with my Nona.”
A twinkle gleamed in Napoleon’s eye. “Oho! You’ve played tarot games, mademoiselle? Perhaps I’ll get a better challenge out of you than the lout over there. Come, listen well, I shall explain the rules to you all...”
It wasn’t all that hard - just get past Napoleon’s soldiers, move one of Fred’s knights into Napoleon’s castle, and they won. “I think I can manage it,” Frazie decided. “This sounds simpler than Gruloky.”
The general chuckled, a slight sneer on his lips. “Not the way I play it. Take a closer look...”
So she did. Frazie stood on tiptoe to peer farther into the basin...
And let out a yelp when she toppled right in.
The cardboard grass rushed up to meet her, the ground now the same size as she was. Quickly pulling out a thought balloon, she let herself down gently, taking everything in. All around her, set pieces had come to life - plastic windmills spun, token cows grazed, and to her dismay, the 2D river now flowed like the real deal.
A second later, she heard the soft crunch of Lili landing on the grass next to her. “Whoa,” her friend breathed. “Maybe this won’t be as boring as I thought.”
Suddenly, the sky above them blotted out when Dogen’s massive head peered over the edge at them. “You guys are so tiny!” he shouted down, his voice amplified to max volume by his size. “Should I come in, too?”
Frazie covered her ears, teeth grit. “No, stay up there! We could use you giving us intel from above. ...And you don’t need to be so loud, we’re right here!”
“Okay!” he responded, just as loudly.
With their ear-shattering eye in the sky at the ready, it was time to play. Exceeeept Fred had no pieces - in this mental world, the toy soldiers had a mind of their own, and none of them seemed all too happy with the situation either. To Fred and Napoleon, it was just a game, but to them, they were in the middle of a real war. And they were on the perpetually losing side.
Just like with Fred, the girls needed to reignite the piece’s fighting spirit, whether it be by arming them, paying them, or punting a bunch of censors off their roof. Soon, they’d amassed a decent enough force to march on Napoleon’s army...
Wait, where were his soldiers?
At least half of Napoleon’s pieces had straight up vanished. Even the general himself seemed baffled, scratching his head with the hilt of his sabre. “Sacré bleu! Deserters! How did this happen?!”
While he fretted over his diminishing forces, Dogen popped into view again, whispering down to the other two. “Don’t worry... I’ve been eating his pieces when he isn’t looking.”
The two girls stared up at him, unsure whether to be impressed or disturbed. It definitely leaned towards the latter when he let out a little belch. “Uhhh... you know what?” Frazie said. “Keep up the good work."
Safe to say, helping Fred win the game wasn’t all that hard with a little help from Dogen. With half Napoleon’s strategy completely demolished, directing a knight into the general’s castle was easy as one, two, three.
Once their task was done, the game was won, and the girls had regrown to normal size, they expected Napoleon to be livid over his sudden and nonsensical defeat. But instead... he laughed, beaming with pride. “I do not know how you did it, Fred, but you and your little helpers did me in! Très bien! Perhaps you aren’t as pitifully hopeless as I thought.”
“Eh? I won?” Fred seemed just as surprised... but for the first time in perhaps ever, the glow of victory filled him. “Ha! I won! Did you hear that? I WON!”
“Does it count if we did all the work?” Lili whispered to Frazie.
The older girl just shrugged. “So long as he’s feeling better, don’t burst his bubble.”
With Fred’s fighting spirit reignited, Napoleon had no more reason to stick around. His parting words weren’t for Fred, though... they were for Frazie. “Good game, mon ami. Should we ever meet again, I hope you’ll honor me with a rematch... or perhaps some Tarocchini?”
Frazie didn’t expect Fred would ever have to deal with his ancestor again, but she nodded at him with a smile as he faded out of existence. “You’re on.”
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Back in Thorney Towers, Fred was more than relieved to hand over his jacket, and take a brief rest after his torment was finally over. The campers finally had all the pieces... they just had to put them all together. A trophy for a claw. A painting for a face. A straitjacket for a lab coat. Altogether, it made Frazie look... well...
“I look stupid,” Frazie griped, peeking through the holes she’d poked in the portrait’s eyes.
“And Loboto doesn’t?” Lili countered, helping her slip the jacket on.
“Good point.” While they put the finishing touches on, Frazie’s eyes trailed to the side, spotting Dogen off by himself in the corner. “What’re you doing over there?”
The boy perked up. “Oh! Just playing with this thing I found.” He turned around... holding a jarred brain in his arms. “Someone left it in a basket over here.”
Frazie’s eyes widened when she saw Milka’s eyes staring back at her - or at least, a photo of her taped to the front of the container. Loboto was just leaving these kid’s brains out in the open?! “Dogen, that’s not a toy! We need to get that back to camp!”
“Correction,” Lili interjected, leaving Frazie to walk over and snatch the brain out of Dogen’s hands. “Dogen and I need to get it back to camp. If this is just lying around, there may be more... and there’s only one disguise, anyway. You go on ahead. We’ll search around and take any we see back to Linda.”
“Really? You’re sure?” Frazie asked. “I thought you were gung-ho for more excitement.”
“I am!” Lili protested. “But I think I’ve had enough to be content. Someone needs to make sure the other kids are alright, and it may as well be us. ...Though I can’t promise I won’t put a spider on Kitty’s brain.” She gave Frazie a reassuring grin. “Just punch Loboto twice as hard for my sake, alright?”
Frazie smiled right back, retrieving Linda’s horn to toss her way. “I will, don’t worry.”
It was a shame to see her little helpers run off to go brain hunting - and something told her there may be more in the floors up above she needed to find herself - but they’d been humongous helps on their big asylum adventure. They’d more than proven they were capable Psychonauts in their own way. Now, it was time for the moment of truth.
Dressed in her kitschy new get-up, Frazie approached Crispin once more. The man gave her another look-over, though this time, he hummed with approval. “Shiny claw... coat... and that unmistakably goggle-eyed face. Good to see you again, sir. Looking especially diabolical today. Going up?”
The orderly stepped into the elevator, walking up to a panel on the far side... and leaned in close to start booping a code in with his nose. “There you are, sir. Primed and ready to go.”
This was the first time Frazie noticed that his arms weren’t just always crossed... they were bound together. “Why’s an orderly in a straitjacket?” she asked, stepping around him into the lift.
Crispin went to respond... then froze. He glared at her, his narrow gaze growing even sharper. “Now wait just a bloody second... my eyes may not work, but my ears do, miss girly voice!”
Oops.
In an instant, the man rounded on her, snarling. On one hand, she wasn’t too threatened by a short, restrained man. On the other, he was completely immune to her psychic powers, and who knew what he was willing to do to defend his boss?
Fortunately, she never had to find out. Right as he was about to step into the elevator with her, Fred suddenly slid between the two. “Oooooh, no you don’t! I’ve been waiting a long time for this, Whytehead!” Fred flexed his surprisingly stubby arms, vengeance in his eyes. “It’s strangling time!”
As relieved as Frazie was, she couldn’t help but find it a little over the top. “Eh? I know he’s a jerk, but isn’t wringing his neck a bit much?”
“He took my job after turning me into that broken mess! He’s not the orderly, I am!”
“Oh.” Frazie peeked around him at Crispin, then shrugged. “Go right ahead, then.”
Crispin was suddenly a lot less cocky with a furious Bonaparte stepping towards him. “N-now, now, I was just making sure everyone was taken care of while you were indisposed! Surely we can talk this out! ...P-perhaps over a game of Waterloo-o?”
“Over your dead body!”
Negotiations unsuccessful. Time for plan B. “Ngyaaaaaaaah!” Crispin turned and fled, Fred hot on his heels - and rapidly gaining thanks to his muuuch longer legs.
Frazie shook her head, watching them go while she dropped her disguise. She didn’t feel too bad for the guy - besides, Fred wouldn’t actually kill him. Probably. Hopefully.
With the way upward open at last, Frazie pulled the lever that shut the doors and got the lift moving. With a sudden jerk, it began to rise, taking her higher and higher.
Finally, she could get moving again. Climbing the rest of Thorney Towers would be no easy feat, and she had to keep an eye out for stray brains, but she was one step closer to putting a stop to Coach’s crazy scheme.
If only she knew the upper reaches of the asylum were just as 'abandoned' as the first floor.
Notes:
Hoooo, that was my longest chapter in awhile... and also my longest one, period. It's part of the reason this chapter took awhile, alongside having to gather votes and having a generally busy time overall. Hope it satisfied!
Now then... I've already got things planned out for a good while so hopefully the next chapter won't take too long, but things are still gonna be a bit hectic for me. Look forward to it, though! I've got big plans.
Also, while I did follow canon closely, I did throw in a couple small things this chapter:
-I found a really neat detail in the Lo-pi doc for Boyd that I decided to incorporate... apparently, he was a beloved only child until his scout leader mother remarried another man and poor Boyd ended up lost amidst 14 new siblings. It's implied his conspiracy theories are born from an attempt to explain this injustice/add some excitement to a newly dull life, and also directly connects him to the Rainbow Squirts that Coach instilled in his mind. I liked the explanation, so I gave it a small shout-out in the form of the picture Frazie finds at the beginning of his section... said picture being Sandr's idea.
-I added in some sort of activation for the elevator to keep Frazie and the kids from, you know, just beating the crap out of Crispin and moving on. It might actually be implied that something like this exists, just wasn't touched on - ingame, Crispin does mention it saves him some trouble when Raz steps into the elevator alone, insinuating he would have to do something to get it running himself otherwise. Or maybe he just rides along with Loboto to keep him company. I dunno. It's vague.
Chapter 29: It's a Small World
Notes:
Aggggh... it's been such a busy month, but I finally freed myself up enough to get a new chapter out. The first chapter involving new patients, too!
I'm admittedly nervous putting it out there, but I polished it as best I could. And if you've read this far, I assume you can trust me to make more enjoyable content :P Here's hoping you all have fun with the first of the original inmates. If anyone wants to skip ahead, though, just check the beginning author's notes of future chapters and there'll eventually be one that marks the end of the original section (with a spoiler-free summary of anything major that develops along the way).
Now then... let's do this! With the usual thanks to my wonderful betas for helping me put this all together!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
The lift rattled and clanked all the way up. Through its bars, Frazie watched floor after floor pass by, each more decrepit than the last. The faint worry that this thing was too old to make the whole trip crossed her mind, but Loboto must’ve made sure it was kept in working condition, because it finally jerked to a safe stop after a long climb.
It hadn’t taken her straight to the top, it seemed. Looked like she still had a ways to climb, because the elevator couldn’t go any higher. It just opened up with a creak, leaving her to step out into the unknown.
Frazie had thought the main lobby of the building was a mess. This was... something else.
A faint haze skimmed the floor, floating across chunks of ceiling laying hither and thither on the ground. Entire segments of the wall were missing. Wheelchairs sat strewn about, long abandoned, eerily still. Doors and windows lined the hall and a quick peek inside one made it clear this area was where the patients slept way back when.
Frazie passed by cot after cot, some left neat and tidy, others flipped on their sides and thrown out in the hall. Dozens of mattresses left disheveled and dusty, their occupants long gone. A chill flittered up her spine. She’d only seen four inmates and one orderly, but there were enough beds here to house hundreds.
Just where had everyone gone?
With luck, literally anywhere else. Frazie didn’t want to consider what it meant if they’d, you know... never left. And she didn’t mean remained here like everyone on the first floor, either.
Alright, enough of that. This place was creepy enough without imagining ghosts lurking in the shadows. Though could anyone blame her? It felt like she was being watched. It was like Boyd’s mind all over again... she could swear she saw someone peering at her from a hole in the roof or behind a wall now and then, but they were always gone when she drew close.
Even the ambience made the place feel haunted. The building groaned now and then, constantly complaining about its run-down state. If Frazie listened closely, she could make out skittering footsteps, and... squeaking? Soft, yet progressively louder squeaking. Rapidly approaching squeaking.
Frazie recoiled when a rat suddenly scampered into view, the creature eying her from atop a set of stairs by her side. It tilted its head, eyes almost seeming to glow in the dark.
“Uhhh... hey?” Frazie didn’t have much of a problem with rodents, but she wasn’t too keen to touch them, either. Which was a problem, since it was directly in her path. Cautiously, Frazie started up the stairs, trying to scootch around it when she neared the top. “Don’t mind me. Juuuust need to get by...”
The critter squeaked again, head tilted in contemplation... and then leapt at her. She barely had time to let out a gasp before it burst before her eyes.
The rodent exploded into a cloud of green smog. Frazie’s head spun. Up was down. East was West. It was suddenly a completely reasonable prospect to try and lick the walls.
Thankfully, the debilitating haze faded away before she got the chance to find out what flavor the asylum was. Frazie gave herself a thump on the noggin to get her brain back on track. “What the...?” It felt just like when she’d nailed herself with a Confusion grenade. Only this one was... furrier. Her head hurt, and so did her face, but she was fine.
At least until she caught the sound of more scampering and squeaking. A LOT of scampering and squeaking.
A small horde of rats stampeded into sight down below, leaping after her one step at a time. That was Frazie’s cue to get the heck out of there.
She turned and ran the rest of the way up the stairs, two at a time. The horde was in hot pursuit. If she knew where the heck she was going other than ‘up’, she might be able to outpace them, but she couldn’t see any stairs and definitely couldn’t risk hitting a dead end.
There was one more option, at least. Frazie promptly threw herself at the nearest door and shoved it open with her shoulder, slamming it shut behind her.
A moment later, thud after thud racked the frame as the critters bumped and scraped it. Surprisingly determined little things.
Alright, maybe she was a bit afraid of rats now. But only the exploding kind.
Frazie dared to take a step away from the door, sighing with relief to see it held strong. A bit less relieving to hear the angry mob outside continue trying to weasel their way in, though. Great. They weren’t leaving. That was a problem. But at least she had a moment of peace to figure out what to do about it.
“Are you alright?”
“GAH!”
Frazie whipped her head around, half expecting to see a ghost just like she’d fretted about earlier. Instead, she found a woman glancing back at Frazie over her shoulder. The stranger sat at a workbench, facing away, but Frazie could tell she was tall. Her black hair sat wrapped in a neat bun and bandana, speckled with strands of white and gray, her eyes filled with equal parts concern and confusion.
Another patient, it seemed, judging from her clothes. Once the shock faded, Frazie slowly nodded. “I think so. Just, ah... got a bit of a pest problem,” she explained, pointing at the rattling door.
“Oh, dear. They’re usually very docile... did you do something to upset them?”
“No!” The rats were obviously infused with some sort of psychic energy... maybe they were drawn to hers? Or maybe Loboto had somehow trained them to go after unauthorized visitors. Perhaps they could even smell all the cheesy macaroni Frazie had had for dinner earlier. Even with her newfound Zoolingualism, she wasn’t too eager to ask the rampaging rodents what their problem was.
Whatever the case, now she was the one trapped like a rat. She could try Shielding her way through them, but they’d go off on her as soon as it was down. She didn’t have the heart to fling the door open and start squashing them, either. Not only was that likely to end explosively for her, but she liked animals too much to do it. She worked with her family’s circus animals more than any other Aquato, for crying out loud. She even felt bad when she had to knock a Memory Vault out.
Nope. She wasn’t playing pest control today. But something had to be done. It’d be downright humiliating to come this far only to be stopped by a bunch of vermin.
Also, Coach would take over the world. That too.
For now, she was stuck in this room with... whoever this was. Frazie struck up a conversation while she glanced around the room, seeking another way out. So far, no dice. “You’re... taking the sudden intruder thing rather well.”
“Oh, posh. You seem sweet enough. And I haven’t had a visitor in some time now.” The woman faced forward again, getting back to work on... something Frazie couldn’t see. It must’ve been clothing, though, because the steady click of a sewing machine started up. “I haven’t managed to make it downstairs in quite awhile... but I don’t mind. I’m happy here in my little workshop.”
She seemed... normal. A bit too normal. But so had Edgar, at first. “Are... you alone up here?”
“Heavens, no! Sheegor stops by to bring Sally and I some food and cloth sometimes. She’s such a dear...”
“She sounds like it,” Frazie admitted, having heard the name before from Crispin and wondering who this strange, seemingly nice person was. “...Wait a second. Who’s Sally?”
“Mmm? Oh, how rude of me! Sally, say hello to our guest!”
The woman swiveled in her chair... and seated on her knee, dressed prim and pretty, was a puppet. Clearly carefully carved, it looked like a little girl in a sailor suit with blonde pigtails. It waved at her with both arms. “Hello!” it chirped, clearly just its owner speaking from the corner of her mouth while she manipulated it from behind. “Nice to meetcha!”
Frazie... didn’t quite know how to react staring back into its glassy eyes. “...Heeeey?” she finally offered.
“Don’t be shy!” the woman said, her doll looking up at her. “My name’s Pepper. Pepper Triggs. And this is Salty Sally. The salt to my Pepper! Isn’t that right?” she asked her doll with a laugh.
“Come oooon,” Sally said, crossing her arms. “You say that every time!”
“Because it’s a good line!” Pepper protested. “Come on, you like it.”
“Yeeeeeah...”
Frazie wasn’t sure if she’d walked into a comedy routine or a genuine conversation. With how earnestly the woman talked with her toy - and through it - it felt like the latter. “It’s... nice to meet you?” Frazie finally replied. “I’m Frazie?”
“Mmm? Is something the matter, sweetie?” Pepper asked, eying her like she was the strange one. “By all means, make yourself at home. It, ah... doesn’t seem like you’ll be going anywhere for awhile, anyhow.”
Sally gasped, covering her mouth. “It’ll be just like a sleepover!”
A sleepover Frazie had no intention of sticking around for. The lady was nice... THEY were nice? But she’d already spent enough time helping everyone on the bottom floor. There had to be a way out. “Actually, can I look around?” she asked.
“I dunno, can you?” Sally quipped.
“Oh, stop,” Pepper chided the doll, booping her nose. “Go right ahead. I’ll be right here... I’m making a new outfit for Sally!”
“We are?!” the doll asked, excited.
“Oops. Spoiled the surprise...!”
Her machine started up again, the strange duo getting back to work on their little project. Offering Pepper a brief sympathetic look, Frazie got to work scouring her room.
Outside of the workbench and supplies, it was rather barebones lodgings. Tragically barebones. She had her bed, a small side bathroom, and not much else. All the windows were barred, and some strong tugging proved they weren’t going to budge. Frazie felt a bit silly when she knelt down and checked the tiles, but hey, she was desperate. Naturally, no secret passageways or even a loose enough set of floor to break through.
This place was as much a prison as it was an asylum.
But she couldn’t give up. Frazie looked to the ceiling next, hoping for any sign of weakness. Of course she had to throw herself into the one room that wasn’t in pieces. There wasn’t any fault to be seen, just a couple pipes used to ferry water around the building.
Frazie’s eyes traced the tube all the way to the squeaking door... and that’s when it hit her. What if she could use it to spew some water to blast the rats away? ...Wait, did the plumbing even work still in this place?
The pipes chose that moment to leak a couple droplets right on her head. She flinched. Yep. It just might work.
This would be the first time water gave her a helping hand instead of one that wanted her dead. Don’t get cocky, Galochio. Frazie crouched and leapt, latching onto the tube. She braced her feet against the ceiling and yanked, expecting the old system to come loose...
But no, it held fast. “Come on!” Frazie grunted through her teeth, adding a bit of Telekinesis to her grip. Still stuck. The pipe was screwed on tightly. She couldn’t Pyrokinesis her way through it, either, the metal too damp to melt.
By that point she’d drawn Pepper’s attention, the puppeteer touching her chin while she watched Frazie try to take away her bathwater. “What are you doing, dear?”
Face flushed, Frazie dropped down again and wiped her hands off. “I thought I might be able to wash your rowdy houseguests away.” The continued chittering from the door almost seemed to mock her.
Pepper laughed. “It might work! But good luck getting anything loose. The water’s one of the few things here that still works properly.”
Great. But Frazie at least had a plan now. She stepped over to Pepper’s workbench, peering over her shoulder to see if there was anything that could help.
Pepper didn’t just have an assortment of fabrics and sewing materials, she owned an array of tools as well. Blocks of wood, bolts, a chisel, a hammer. All the things a puppeteer would need to make and maintain their marionettes.
And most importantly... a screwdriver.
Frazie’s eyes lit up. “Can I borrow that?” she asked, pointing it out.
Pepper glanced over, then shook her head. “I’d love to lend it to you, but it’s very important to us. If Sally gets hurt, I have to use these to fix her, and I can’t risk not getting it back. You can’t exactly get new tools delivered here, you know? They don’t even deliver milk!”
Frazie’s mind immediately jumped to Boyd, and she quickly shook that thought away. “I’m trustworthy!” Frazie promised, but Pepper didn’t seem convinced. “Well maybe you can unscrew the pipe for me instead?”
“Now why on Earth would I do that? Then I wouldn’t have any water! Do I look crazy to you?”
Frazie bit her lip very, very hard to keep from blurting out the obvious answer to that. “Alright, good point. But I’ll give it right back! I just really, really need to get out of here.”
“Well, I’m sorry, but we just can’t part with it.”
“Yeah!” Sally chimed in. “What if I get a booboo?”
Frazie scoffed. “You can’t get a ‘booboo’,” she snapped. “You’re just a toy!” ...Was she arguing with a doll? That was a new low.
Sally covered her mouth, and Pepper gasped. “Why, I never! Do you usually barge into people’s rooms to insult them, young lady?”
“But she’s just a puppet! Look, I’ll show you.” Frazie reached out for the doll...
Big mistake.
The moment Frazie’s fingers brushed Sally, Pepper let out a wail. She immediately pulled the doll close to her chest, in hysterics. “Get your hands off her! Don’t take her away from me again! Please...!”
Frazie should’ve known trying to take the doll away was a dumb idea... but she hadn’t expected Pepper to full on freak out over it. Racked with guilt, she tried to get her to calm down. “I won’t, I won’t!”
Pepper didn’t listen. She just continued to scream at her, eyes wide. The only thing that seemed to have an effect was when her puppet looked up at her and spoke. “It’s okay! I’m right here!” Sally soothed, her wooden arms looping around Pepper’s neck in a hug. The woman’s breathing slowly steadied until she finally calmed.
The woman returned the embrace, shooting Frazie a stern look past her puppet. “Look, I... I know you can’t go anywhere right now, but I’d appreciate if you could go in the corner and leave us be until the rats scatter.”
Sally pulled back and giggled mischievously. “Ooooooh, you’re in troooooublllleeeee.”
Alright, Frazie had definitely messed up there... but she couldn’t just go sit in time-out until Coach won. She needed that screwdriver. And it looked like there was only one path left to getting Pepper to part with it.
Frazie bowed her head, genuinely apologetic. “I’m sorry I called Sally a toy. Maybe I can make it up to you two by helping out? I know how to sew.” She’d had her mom teach her how so she could patch up her circus get-up herself.
Pepper glanced at Sally, and the doll made a show of tapping her cheek as she considered her apology. But finally, it nodded. “I think she forgives you,” Pepper said with a smile. “And I guess I can, too. I know it’s distressing, being stuck here. Here, have a seat...!”
She gestured to another stool by her side, and Frazie sat down. Up close, the acrobat noted they were working on a small red dress, the fabric plastered with circles. “Sheegor lent us this one!” Pepper claimed. “It’s pretty, isn’t it? Be a dear and hold it steady for me, would you? Sally’s grip slips sometimes.”
“It’s not my fault! I’ve got stiff fingers!” the doll claimed, twisting her little wooden hands back and forth.
Frazie couldn’t help but chuckle, reaching out to keep the small gown in place. These two were weird, but they were nice. Hopefully a little help would get her back in their good graces.
But Frazie planned to help Pepper out with more than just her sewing project.
While everyone focused on the fabric, Frazie let her mind drift to her pocket. Slowly, her Psy Portal lifted out of it, discreetly slipping up to the back of Pepper’s head.
It attached itself, making Pepper jump. “Oh! Sally, are you playing with my hair again? I’ve told you, I’ll braid yours later after we’ve finiiiiiiissshheeeed...”
Her words slowly died on her lips. Under the door’s trance, she slumped forward, and Sally did the same a second later.
Frazie let the dress go, already closing her eyes and preparing to jump into Pepper’s mind. It was time to pull back the curtain on her puppet show and take a peek behind the scenes.
Now entering:
Pepper’s Production
Strange. Every brain she’d visited typically had something at the start of it, no matter how small. Coach’s office. Dogen’s living room. Vernon’s campfire. Her family caravan.
When she opened her eyes in Pepper’s mind, though, all she saw was darkness, lit only by a small sliver of light off in the distance. She felt around her - there were walls, there was a floor, but it looked like there was nothing to do here but go towards the light.
Frazie really, really hoped that wasn’t a metaphoric threat. She jogged forward, eyes on the glow...
...And ran into a wall.
“Ow!” Frazie rubbed her face... then paused. The wall had rattled a bit when she bonked it, the light up above growing just a tad.
Inspired, Frazie punched ahead with psychic projection. Once more everything shimmied, the light growing more. A few more strikes and it was finally big enough for her to hop up on the wall and poke her head out.
Well, that explained it. She was in a desk drawer big enough to be a shipping container. That meant the actual desk it belonged to was huge. She’d let herself out onto a giant version of Pepper’s workbench, her sewing machine looming above like an arch, her timber blocks now square boulders. But despite the fact she was tiny now, a huge table was hardly anything special.
No, everything else was what made the mind stand out.
The room beyond it was like a mix between a lumber mill and a factory. Frazie gaped into the distance, watching long lengths of conveyor ferry things all around the mind. Outfits. Doll parts. Spools and tools. Everything worked in an orderly fashion, an unusual bit of technology criss-crossing along a room Geppetto would feel right at home in.
Though she could see strange machines working in the distance, everything else had a rustic air. Wood walls, more puppet paraphernalia dangling from the ceiling, and a large door just across from the desk. Also, an unusual amount of posters. Sally’s face was plastered all over everything - messages of encouragement, each one delivered by her cheery little grin. ‘Don’t be a dummy! Keep your hands out of the machinery!’, ‘Got a screw loose? Ask for assistance!’ and ‘Work with a smile! Making me things is the BEST job!’
Now that the poster mentioned it, it looked like everything on the production line WAS for her. Dresses for her. Parts for her, carved in her image. It was an entire facility revolving around one doll.
And the owner of it all was arriving right now.
The huge door clicked and opened, making Frazie feel even smaller when Pepper the Giant stepped in, an equally upsized Sally still stuck on her hand even in her mind. The woman hummed to herself, her gentle melody booming across the room as she shut herself in and sat down at her table.
This was Frazie’s chance. Before Pepper could get back to work, Frazie jumped out of the drawer and waved her arms. “Hey! Heeeeey!”
Pepper looked around, surprised, until she finally spotted the new addition to her bench. “Hrrm? Why hello there, little one!” she greeted, leaning in closer. “I don’t remember making you.”
“That’s because you didn’t,” Frazie called out. “I’m a visitor that’s here to help.”
“New friend! New friend!” Sally chirped, her hands clapping together with a clack.
Pepper laughed, patting the puppet’s head. “How delightful! We could always use another hand with production...”
Frazie did give her a hand, but only the one she held up to stop her. “Actually, I wanted to talk to you about Sally.”
In an instant, Pepper’s warm and friendly face went blank. The duo shared a look, and she turned back to Frazie with a grimace. “Well, we’d love to have a nice chat, but we’re absolutely swamped with work.”
She gestured to the frantic factory around her, each piece chugging along. “So much to be done! More outfits for Sally... back-up parts for her... my workers haven’t been able to meet the quota lately! Bless their hearts, but I don’t see us having an opening anytime soon.”
“Hmm.” Frazie tapped her foot. Well, if she was too busy to sit down and chat... all Frazie had to do was ease her workload, right? “What if I chipped in? Would that give you some time?”
Pepper’s face glowed again, the woman casting a giant smile down at her new helper. “Would you? You’re too kind! Yes, yes, if you could get my workers giving their best again, we might be able to spare a few words.”
Frazie saluted. “Then consider it done.”
Beaming with appreciation, Pepper turned and pointed out a different table at the other side of the workshop. Sally did the same, with both hands. “Our station over there is the one having trouble,” Pepper explained.
“Say no more. Back in a flash!” Frazie glanced around for the nearest conveyor that stretched out in that direction. After a brief search, she spotted one delivering wooden limbs across the gap.
She wasn’t exactly comfortable catching a ride with a bunch of arms and legs, but she hopped on nonetheless. Taking a seat on an arm like it was a bench, she waved farewell to Pepper and Sally, looking off into the distance while she rode down the line.
Now, just who were these workers she had to find?
Frazie had to hop a few different conveyors to make it all the way, but she finally touched down on steady ground.
While the first desk had basically just been Pepper’s real one scaled up, this one was more like a factory floor. All around her, machines the same size as her buzzed and hummed away. Saws received incoming planks and cut them down, while pistons pressed fabrics flat and shoved stray pieces into place.
As meticulous as it was, it was too much work for machines to do alone. That’s where the workers came in.
Frazie was surprised to find other puppets working the line, these ones also her size... and the biggest surprise of all, they weren’t Sally. Some looked like Raggedy Anns, with hair made of yarn and buttons for eyes. Others were made of wood like Pepper’s favorite, their wooden limbs creaking as they pulled things off the belt and put them together. All of them had marionette strings lifting up somewhere into the air, even the plush toys, and they all shared the same stitched uniform. Sheesh, Sally, share your wardrobe.
Even Frazie could tell they weren’t doing their best. Some clearly hadn’t read the posters, looking absolutely miserable as they fumbled with their components and sighed. Others had read them too much, their lips sewn into big grins that looked just a little bit too forced.
Frazie couldn’t blame them. This job must sucked, and she didn’t suppose imaginary dolls got paid. But if she wanted to progress, she had to somehow whip these puppets into shape.
Stepping up to a red-haired felt doll, Frazie leaned over the conveyor to watch her work. “So what are you-...?”
“AHHHHH!” The toy flung her arms up in surprise, scattering wood chunks everywhere. “O-oh no, no, no...! P-please don’t sneak up on me like that!” She was one of the grinners, making it hard to take her concerns too seriously when she stumbled and stammered around a stitched-on smile. “Why now? W-what if she notices...?”
The doll stooped to gather her fumbled things, and Frazie knelt down to help. “If who notices? Pepper?”
But the toy ignored her, roughly snatching the things from Frazie’s hands and getting back to work. Another worker chuckled off to their side, a wooden man in a top hat. “Ahhhh, do not mind her, newbie. Molly has just been here longer than most.”
At least this other marionette seemed a lot chattier. Frazie switched to him instead. “What about you, then?”
He tipped his hat to her. “I’m the last one of us that arrived... before Sally showed up, anyway.” He chuckled again as he worked, this time a bit more bitterly. “This place used to make things for all of us, you know. But once blondie arrived, everyone else got put to work making things for her instead. It leaves one feeling hollow, no? To be shelved. Always hoping you’ll be given attention again, but someone else is hogging the spotlight.”
Sure, he might just be feeling hollow because he was made of wood, but Frazie could understand what he meant. “That is pretty unfair.” And also unhealthy, since somehow that fixation had manifested in the worst of ways back in reality. “Why’s Sally so important, anyway?”
“None can say,” the worker replied. “From the moment she arrived, she was Pepper’s favorite. Maybe there’s something to her... all we know is Pepper runs a pretty tight ship at her request. Doesn’t just want the finest parts and dresses, but wants us all to work happily as well. Pah! I’d be a lot happier if I had to stop picking these piles of purple slop out of the machinery.”
He glanced up the line, scoffing. “Look... here comes one now! These damn things keep gumming up the works.”
The next batch of fabric that came out was drenched in goop - which promptly sprouted eyes and a maw, staring blankly up at the ceiling as it rode on by. “I don’t think she’d like this color...” the Doubt burbled.
The puppet reached out to start trying to scrub it off the conveyor, but Frazie put a hand on his arm to stop him. “Hold up. I know how to deal with these things. Have they been slowing you guys down?”
“Them and everything else. Bugs and bunnies keep getting jammed in there, too... and repairing the machines is a real pain in the joints. Plus, we can never get management to listen to our complaints!”
“You and me both,” Frazie muttered. “But she said if I got things running smoother around here, she’d have the time to listen. So how’s that sound? I’ll deal with these guys and any other little things that might help, and I’ll deliver your complaints to her when I see her again.”
The marionette’s wooden jaw clacked open. “Would you really? That just might let us take our first break in years. Be careful, though. These stains can be feisty.”
Frazie put a finger to her temple, already building heat within. “Don’t worry... this’ll be easy.”
Frazie hopped back off on Pepper’s desk and wiped her brow, sighing.
The work hadn’t been hard, but oh, it’d been plentiful. On top of playing whack-a-baddie with all the Doubts, Bad Ideas, and Regrets clunking up the production line, she’d helped move heavy things with her mind and relit some old burners with Pyrokinesis. Strenuous... but worth it, because the workers’ smiles seemed a bit more genuine once their burden was lessened.
After that, with their output increased, she just had to get back to Pepper. Whiiiich was easier said than done. The conveyors only went one way, so she’d had to ride further down the assembly line... into the heavy machinery sector. Avoiding stamping presses, trying not to get wound up in threadlines, and dealing with any other mental skirmishes she got into along the way took a lot out of her.
But at last, she was back where she’d begun... Pepper and Sally were still here as well, working together on their project.
Frazie flagged her down again, hopping up and down on the workbench. “Hey! I had a talk with the workers! I had to fix a few things, but things should be running a bit smoother now.”
The two of them looked back across the room, eying the factory desk before finally humming with satisfaction. “So you did,” Pepper praised, turning back with a grateful smile. “You’re an absolute darling.”
“Hold on... there’s more.” Frazie fished in her pocket for some paper and unfolded it. “They also gave me a list of complaints.” And unfolded it some more. And more... and more... until it eventually spilled over the edge of the desk. “About twenty-nine pages worth. Plus, there’s still that thing we needed to speak about,” she tacked on, giving Sally a side glance.
Pepper cupped her mouth with her free hand, thinking. “That many? Well, I suppose I should spare a moment to look at it...” She reached down to very, very gingerly lift the list out of her hands in two giant fingers... then moved it up to a higher shelf. “Later, though. I’m almost done with the stitching!”
Frazie wasn’t thrilled. “Look...” she said, folding her hands. “I get you’re busy, but this is important. I did my part of the bargain, you need to uphold yours!”
“I know, I know,” Pepper said, offering a sorry smile. “But I’m just about finished! And then I need to get started on the next project, of course, while the idea’s fresh. Can’t forget to get carving a new set of limbs, too, just in case Sally loses one again.”
“Yeah!” her puppet spoke from the corner of Pepper’s mouth. “You wouldn’t want to leave me without a leg to stand on, would you?”
Frazie’s lips parted, in disbelief, while Pepper rattled off more and more things she had planned to work on. Dozens and dozens of different things, all taking priority over any complaints. It was at that moment everything clicked for her.
“...You were never planning on talking with me, were you?”
The chattering suddenly stopped. Pepper cut herself with a wince, her warm gaze growing guilty. “No, no, I was! It’s just... forgive me, dear, but I’ve just got so much to do. And I can’t take myself away from it. Not even for a second.”
“Why not?!”
“Because... just because!” Pepper sighed, very gently sweeping her away with the back of her hand. “Please, just let me get back to it. I’ll look at the list later. I promise.”
Frazie stumbled back with her push, stomping her foot. “But-...!”
“I promise!”
And that was that. Pepper ignored her and went back to work, humming loudly to drown out Frazie’s protests. Sally made a face at her, giggling at her frustration.
Frazzie huffed. Fine. If Pepper wouldn’t give her attention, she’d just have to make it so she couldn’t be ignored.
She already had an idea where to start. She ran back to the conveyor, off to the worker’s sector once more.
She could start by throwing a wrench in Sally’s precious production.
Notes:
And there you have it. Perhaps a bit slow of a start, but things will ramp up as this chapter was mostly just setting up the pieces. A frantic factory with a rustic feel and a strange obsession with a particular puppet... but why? Frazie's going to have to work to get some answers and an audience.
Let me know what you all think! About the character(s?), about the world, anything you might want to say. I'm dipping my toes into the water with this, and I want to make sure it's the best it can be! Theorize too if you'd like, but my lips are sealed on what anything means until the world is over.
Chapter 30: No Strings Attached
Notes:
I’m super happy everyone seemed to like the new character and world, or at least were interested in seeing more! And now that all the pieces are in place, it's time to ramp up the action as we progress through the puppeteer's mind.
I have NO idea how this chapter is only 4k words with how much goes on in it. Buckle up for a wild ride! Thank you to the betas!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Frazie raced down the conveyor leading back to the worker sector, leaping over wooden limbs and materials along the way.
The puppet production floor was the same as she’d left it - perhaps a little less stressed, but still clearly unhappy with their job. Well, if Frazie had any say in it, they wouldn’t have to work much longer.
“Alright, people! Break time!” Frazie shouted once she arrived, clapping her hands.
She’d hoped to at least get a reaction, if not a rousing cry of approval, but no one seemed to heed her. Wooden and stuffed workers alike remained at their stations, tunnel-visioning their tasks. The only thing she’d accomplished was startling Molly again. “Eep! W-what’s going on?!”
“We’re shutting this place down,” Frazie replied, stepping up to the production line. “Turns out that Pepper has no intention of listening to any of our complaints. So if you guys want anything to change around here... we’re going to have to make her listen.”
Still, the workers didn’t budge. From down the belt, the puppet in a top-hat chuckled, amused. “It is a good idea, missus. There is just one flaw.”
“That being?”
“These.” The marionette tilted his head up while he worked, gesturing to the strings above him. The same ones that poked out from every doll. “If they let us step away from work, believe me, we would.”
Frazie’s eyes trailed up the threads, which eventually disappeared into nothingness. “They’re not even attached to anything.”
“But they are impossible to ignore, nonetheless.”
“We’ll just see about that.” Frazie studied his strings, dangling just overhead. How did they even stay there, held up by thin air? Reaching out, Frazie gathered them all in her fists and gave them a sudden, sharp tug.
They gave. Frazie’s eyes went wide as they yanked free, bringing with them a cacophony of surprised shouts seemingly from nowhere.
Suddenly, bodies rained from above. Frazie jumped back as a bunch of Censors tumbled down around the marionette, each one looking a bit more wooden than usual. Their jaws set apart from the rest of their faces, each segment of their finger visible, they looked just like the puppets they’d been guiding. Their bodies clacked while they rubbed their heads, grumbling.
“No?”
“No!”
“No-“
A loud thump rocked the floor as one poor Censor got crushed by a late arrival. What appeared to be a squat dummy pushed itself up with a creak, placing its hands on its head to twist it back into place.
Frazie had never seen an enemy like it before, and yet, its shape seemed familiar. It just had a trim suit instead of a glass dome, and little fists instead of tentacles. But the more she glanced at it, the harder it was to look away. And that’s when it hit her.
Obsessions were back, with a new coat of paint. Joy.
So these guys were keeping the puppets working, somehow hiding in plain sight and only visible once they’d been yanked down. Understandably, they weren’t too happy with being jostled loose. While the hatted marionette looked down in awe at his now-freed arms, Frazie braced herself against the rising puppeteers, each one squabbling and glaring her way.
Taking initiative, Frazie leapt over the Censors to target the big boy, knowing he had to go first before its attention-stealing powers let her focus elsewhere. The little lawyers weren’t having it, though, jumping up high between them to bat her back down with their stamps.
Gritting her teeth, Frazie flipped back to her feet... then pulled out a Confusion grenade. These guys hadn’t changed up their tactics any, but she had some new tricks up her sleeve.
“Get out of the way!” she called to the hatted puppet, tossing the live explosive right at the nearby Obsession.
“Eh?” Still in awe of his newfound freedom, the marionette looked over just in time to see the primed question mark plink in the middle of the enemy crowd. Startled, his first act of his own free will was to dive out of the way of the ensuing explosion.
Direct hit. The Censors and Obsession wobbled to and fro, all caught in the disorienting haze. Unable to tell ally from foe, they started swinging aimlessly, the Obsession growling while it tried to fend off its smaller coworkers.
Frazie couldn’t help but giggle. It seemed the Censors were also drawn to attack their bulky ally... or they really, really had a grudge against him. Either way, Frazie didn’t even have to lift a finger while the goons turned on each other.
Before long, the Obsession was in pieces, fading away. By the time the Censors started to realize what they’d done, Frazie leapt in to easily finish off the weakened foes with a single slamming strike from above.
The freed puppet looked up from the ground, watching its possessors poof out of existence. He suddenly found a hand in front of his face as Frazie stooped down to offer him some help up. “Are the strings still a problem?” she asked, smirking.
Grinning right back at his savior, he took her hand and stood, completely of his own volition. “No... no, I do not think they will be.”
One by one, Frazie yanked the workers’ strings and pulled their controllers into the open. Not every fight went as easily - sometimes she took some damage, sometimes she got the upper hand and thrashed them - but eventually, the factory floor was filled with freed toys.
None of them seemed sure what to do about it. They muttered and whispered amongst themselves, fearful it was only temporary, or pondering what their first act should be.
Though the atmosphere was unsure, there was one thing that was certain: they were all happy to finally stretch their legs again.
“I-I haven’t been allowed to so much as frown for years!” Molly exclaimed, patting her face again and again, her etched-in grin finally drooping downwards. “Ooo hoo hoo, I’m so relieved I could just cry...!”
“Save the waterworks until later,” Frazie interjected. “If we can’t get Pepper to listen to us, things will go right back to where they were.”
“She is right,” the hatted puppet agreed. “Plus, we do not actually have tear ducts,” he continued, tapping her big button eye.
The doll recoiled from his touch, rubbing her glossy eyeball. “I-it’s the thought that counts, Jacque...!”
Frazie chuckled, but knew there was still more work to be done. “Listen... we’ve put a dent in the factory, but it’s still chugging along with or without you guys.” There was still a load of prepared materials going down the line - it’d be a long while before Pepper and Sally noticed anything worth fretting about. “If we really want their attention... we need to completely shut this place down. Any ideas?”
Jacque stroked his chin, thinking. He finally pointed up into the distance. “Perhaps there?”
Frazie followed his finger, glancing towards a wide glass booth set in the ceiling high above. “I believe that is the control room,” he explained. “If there is anything that will grind things to a halt, it is certainly there.”
“E-even if there is, it’s not like we can just walk in...!” Molly protested, waving a plush hand. “There’s no way u-up!”
Perhaps not for a regular person. But Frazie simply hummed as she ran her eyes across the rest of the conveyor system. Some belts shot up diagonally, carting things higher and higher. If she rode a few to the higher reaches, hopped across some gears, and fit in some Levitation... yeah, she might just be able to make it.
It’d put her acrobatics to the test, though. But if anything... she looked forward to the challenge.
“I’ll get up there,” Frazie boldly claimed, patting her shawl. “Trust me.”
“B-but-...!”
Jacque put an arm over Molly’s chest, stepping in to interrupt. “Very well. Do not worry about us in the meantime. We will find a way to cross over to Pepper’s desk and rendezvous with you there.”
Molly didn’t look even half as bold, but finally, she sighed and nodded. “Y-yeah... we’ll get everyone over there. Just be careful, please...?”
“Then you two are in charge,” Frazie said. Their roles decided, Frazie sprinted off towards the nearest conveyor out of there. “See you in a bit!”
The duo of dolls watched her go, silently sending their well wishes as she rode off across the room. “D-do you think she can actually get up there?” Molly wondered aloud.
“Quite possibly,” Jacque answered, hopeful. “She is made of some pretty strong stuff.”
“Like plastic?”
“Perhaps.”
Frazie huffed with each step, climbing the constantly moving incline. Sure, she could just sit still and let the conveyor gradually carry her to the top, but she was in a rush.
Talk about an uphill workout. By now, the desk the puppets worked at was far below, looking more like proper doll size from this distance. Even Pepper and Sally, in their giant glory, looked a lot less imposing. At least Frazie was close to the top now, where a loading platform awaited. She could catch her breath there, prepare for the rest of the trek...
But were things ever that easy?
Up ahead, a Heavy Censor forced itself from a circular portal. Frazie just rolled her eyes, ready to vault over it and leave the buffoon behind.
The Censor had other plans. Frazie’s eyes narrowed suspiciously when it turned away from her... then bugged out when it looked back, hoisting a massive puppet head up like a boulder.
“You don’t gotta do this,” Frazie cried out, waving her hands.
The Censor stared down at her a moment. “No,” it agreed... and then rolled the head down at her like a bowling ball.
“You suck!” With an exasperated groan, Frazie let the projectile come to her. Certain death tumbled down towards her quickly, leaving her no choice but to hop on her Levitation ball at the last second and trampoline over it.
The brute had plenty more where that came from. Giant spools, other doll limbs, crates and tools... he definitely wasn’t making the ascent easy. Whether the obstacles came rolling down or bounced towards her, Frazie jumped and ducked around them, slowly weaving her way up the conveyor.
Frazie rolled under an oncoming barrel, shaking her fist up the ramp. “Knock it off, you big gorilla!”
“No!”
She really had to stop trying to converse with these guys. But by now, she was close enough to let her fists do the talking.
Frazie dove the rest of the way, tossing her Shield up, hands outstretched. The Censor cried out as her reinforced body plowed into him, sending him stumbling backwards over the edge of the platform.
“NOOOOOOooooo...!” It roared all the way down, disappearing into the darkness.
Bending over to catch her breath, Frazie waved him off. “I warned you!”
Finally, a moment’s rest. But getting up the conveyors had been the easy part.
Once she was ready to go, that’s when the real platforming began. Spinning gears, both horizontal and vertical, leaving her dizzy as she hopped across them and rode ever higher. Jets of flame and stamping presses, meant to melt metal into bolts and press fabric flat, now repurposed to make her progress a helluva lot harder. Stray strings and poles jutting from the ceiling held wooden limbs in place, only to be used now to climb and trapeze the rest of the way.
At long last, Frazie made the final jump to the catwalk outside the control room. Taking a brief moment to celebrate her success with a whoop, she marched up to the door to let herself in.
It looked like your typical manager’s office inside, wide open, carpeted, a window at the other side looking out over the entire factory. There wasn’t anything there beyond a large console, filled with an array of dials, switches and levers... and one big red button that no doubt brought everything to a screeching halt.
It was a little... too wide open. And suspiciously empty.
Yeah, Frazie already knew where this was going. She sighed, flinging the door shut behind her. “Alright, come on out, guys.”
Right on cue, portals popped up all around the room. Censors launched themselves out, ready for battle, a couple Obsessions popping in to take the heat for them.
And behind them all, one last large portal opened up. The room shook as a certain Heavy Censor jumped out, its glasses cracked, its body bruised, a vengeful sneer on its face. It held a massive doll arm in its mitts like a wooden club, ready to get revenge.
It jabbed a finger at her and barked its usual battle cry. “What is your problem?!” Frazie snapped back at the world’s apparently most persistent Censor.
In response, the goliath picked up one of its smaller brothers and hurled it at her. She batted it out of the way with a kick, and that’s when chaos broke out.
They all converged on her at once - and the worst part of all, the Obsession’s spell was keeping her from dealing with them properly. Left with no choice but to target them despite the swarm around her, Frazie did her best to keep them occupied. She lobbed another Confusion bomb into the crowd around one Obsession, then launched a few Psi Blasts at any Censors unlucky enough to be between her and the other.
It bought her some breathing room at least. Half the mob was rumbling with each other, the other half a bit thinner. All the while, the Heavy Censor pursued her with relentless fury. It swung its massive makeshift weapon, forcing her to dodge out of the way while it smeared some of its kin into paste. It was too vengeful to restrain itself from hurting its allies... good for dealing with the crowd at least, but its frenzied assault kept her on her toes.
Frazie flipped backwards, careful to keep away from its weapon, trying to lure it into smashing the Obsessions to smithereens. While the confused Censors turned on one and dismantled it, the angry brute swung and flung the other one against the wall, instantly vaporizing it.
She could focus elsewhere again... but she still had a small army of lawyers and one very large, very pissed one to deal with. As much as she tried to get hits in whenever she could, it proved fruitless. Its weapon had too much reach, swinging too fast and too frequently for her to get any strikes in.
She worked on cleaning up the small fries instead, with the unintentional help of her furious friend. Between her psychic strikes and his tree stump of a club, it was soon just the two of them, staring each other down across the control room.
Before he could rush in again, Frazie let loose a barrage of Psi Blasts, determined to prevent him from closing the distance. The goon barked out a laugh as it pulled its doll arm back and swung.
The energy blasts collided with its swing... and bounced right where they came from with a shrill ‘ping’. Frazie yelped, flying backwards as her own attack sent her flying across the room.
She rolled to a stop and groaned, holding her stomach. So that’s what it felt like to be a Censor.
Alright, that strategy didn’t work either. This guy was something else. Just as annoyed as he was now, Frazie slowly pushed herself back up and focused her Telekinesis. “Give me that!”
The Heavy Censor jolted in surprise when its weapon tried to pull itself from its grasp. Refusing to let go, it held onto the arm with both hands, groaning and straining as the two of them engaged in a tug-of-war.
Her mental strength eventually surpassed his physical. The Censor fell backward when she wrenched the limb from its grip and flipped it around. Before it could get back up again, she harnessed all her energy and swung the club with all her mental might.
Home run. The hulk squawked when she slammed her stolen weapon into it, launching it across the room. It crashed into the console, a loud ‘click’ reverberating around them as it slammed into the big button.
It slid back down to the floor, weakly reaching out for her, but it was futile. With one last ‘no’, it finally collapsed and faded away for good. Frazie huffed and puffed, letting the club clatter to the ground, crossing over to the window to see if the button had worked.
It had.
Everything slowly ground to a halt. Conveyors lay still, their packages stuck in place. Machinery whirred to a stop, the busy hum of the factory gradually dying down to an eerie stillness.
Frazie breathed a huge sigh of relief. If that didn’t get Pepper’s attention, she didn’t know what would.
In fact... it seemed like the patient was already distracted from her work.
Across the room, Frazie spotted the workers crossing Pepper’s desk, shouting and waving their hands. Now that they were free and Pepper had nothing left as an excuse to ignore them, they were making their move. The giant woman looked distressed, with Sally waving her arms in a desperate attempt to quiet them down.
They’d made it... and they were waiting on Frazie to join them. So she did. She ran out of the office, hopped the railing, and floated back down towards the desk with her thought balloon.
Let’s see her try to weasel out of this now.
Frazie arrived to the outraged shouts of a crowd of ignored workers.
“Sally’s had the spotlight for too long! Let one of us have a turn!”
“W-we’re not your playthings! Let us feel for ourselves!”
“Less hours! More pay! Something higher than zero!”
“Restock the vending machine!”
“Y-you don’t even eat! Please, be reasonable!” Pepper tried to protest, backpedaling. Her defense fell on deaf ears, the dolls drawing closer and closer to her.
“Come on!” Sally shouted, trying to calm them down. “Things were just fine, weren’t they? Things were getting done! You were happy! Wasn’t it great?”
The crowd channeled every Censor in existence with their response. “NO!”
Frazie shook her head, leaning against a wood block and crossing her arms. She’d let the dolls have a moment to address their long-suppressed complaints before she tackled Pepper’s puppet problem. They’d earned it.
Pepper clutched her head with her free hand, unable to keep up with all the demands. “I-I don’t... yes, yes, we can do that! Maybe! I don’t know! Please, one at a time...! I-I can only handle so much...!” She was already at her breaking point, and it showed. With nothing to distract her, she couldn’t ignore her problems any longer.
That is, at least, until Sally suddenly placed her hands over Pepper’s lips. “Upupup, I’ll take it from here.”
Frazie gaped. There was no way Pepper could’ve voiced her with her mouth covered.
Sally was speaking all by herself.
Pepper looked down at her with worried eyes, but finally nodded. Clapping her hands together, Sally faced the crowd again. Pepper lowered the doll closer, letting her pace back and forth across the table, looming over them all. “Okay! Sooooo as I understand... we’ve got a little problem with how things are run here, hmm?”
“That is putting it lightly!” Jacque griped.
“And none of you are willing to just drop it and go back to work?”
“O-of course not!”
“I see, I see. That is a problem.” Sally hummed with thought, tapping her cheek. “Pepper, get rid of them.”
Frazie pushed herself off the wall. “What?!”
But there was nothing she could do. Wordlessly, Pepper reached out with her massive arm, slamming it down on the table. With one decisive sweep, she flung the entire crowd of dolls away, sending them screaming towards the edge.
“No!” Frazie reached out with her hand, with her mind, but neither could stop the workers from flying off the desk. Sure, they weren’t real... but her heart shattered seeing them all wiped out so cruelly.
Or so she thought.
Listening closer, she could hear the faint sounds of straining from over the edge. “Do not worry, Frazie!” Jacque’s voice called out, his wooden fingers poking over the tabletop. “I caught us! We’re hanging on!”
A throng of agreeing voices from over the edge filled her with relief. Except one. “I-I’m not!” Molly cried. “I’m slipp- AHHHHHHHH!”
The puppets cried out as Molly’s scream grew quieter and quieter. “Egads, she is a goner!”
A second later, a distant voice called out. “A-actually, I’m fine! I’m really soft! The fall didn’t hurt!”
“It is like I can still hear her voice...!”
Taking a grateful breath, Frazie raced towards the edge to help pull them up. “Hang in there, I’m coming!”
“Oh, no you don’t.”
The table shook as Pepper’s arm slammed down once more, cutting Frazie off from the workers. Sally leaned in close and giggled at her, all while Pepper watched over them with a blank face. “What’s wrong?” Sally taunted. “I thought you wanted a word with us. Well, let’s talk, silly! Pepper, take her somewhere we can have a nice, private chat.”
Nodding quietly, Pepper’s fist unfurled, lunging for Frazie. Before she knew what was going on, it closed around her, shrouding her in darkness.
“Hey!” Frazie tried to pry her fingers open, but it was no use. She definitely wasn’t going to use excessive force to shove the poor woman’s hand open, either. All she could do was wait.
She didn’t have to wait long. The hand opened again... but to Frazie’s surprise, the duo was nowhere to be seen. Pepper and Sally, no, the entire factory had vanished, replaced with a stage floating in the void. All that remained was Frazie, the planks beneath her feet, and a large red curtain stretched out ahead of her.
And also Pepper, now alone and back to normal size, kneeling down in front of it.
“Pepper!” The dolls might’ve been on their own for now, but Frazie could at least try and snap some sense into Pepper now that Sally was gone. Frazie ran to help, her feet pounding the wood with each step.
But before she made it, Pepper’s arms started to lift of their own volition.
Now closer, Frazie could see the strings attached to Pepper, gradually lifting up and taking her with them. Her eyes fluttered open while she rose, slowly focusing on Frazie. “Oh! What’s going on? Where’s Sally?”
“Right here!”
The curtain slid open. Frazie’s heart sunk straight down to her shoes as the stage quaked, a shadow looming over her.
Pepper might have shrunk down... but Sally hadn’t.
The gargantuan doll’s upper half was all she could see, looming out from backstage. One hand held Pepper aloft by strings... the puppeteer now the puppet, and vice versa. Her other hand jabbed at Frazie, the doll’s smile suddenly a lot more sinister.
“You’ve made a real mess of things, ya know that?” Sally snapped, her voice still light and playful even with its underlying malice. “But that’s fine! We can get things running again, get everyone back under their strings... but you, you have to go. Sorry!”
Somehow, Frazie didn’t think she felt all that bad. Standing her ground, Frazie fired back. “The only one who has to go is you! How can you not see what you’re doing to her? This is outrageous!”
“Is it?” Sally feigned ignorance as she pulled Pepper in close. “But look, she’s so happy! Aren’tcha?”
To Frazie’s horror, the woman nodded wholeheartedly. “Yes! We’re fine! So... please, just go!”
Frazie looked down at the floor, thinking... and then stomped her foot. This wasn’t about getting a lousy screwdriver anymore. This couldn’t be allowed to go on. “I’m sorry, Pepper.” She dashed forward, already looking for a good place to attack. “This is for your own good!”
“No, wait! Stop!”
“It’s okay!” Sally soothed her former owner with a laugh, free arm reaching out to intercept her opponent. “I’ll get rid of her. Then you and I can play together again... forever.”
Notes:
Shout out to the world's most persistent Censor, they were a real one. But now there's bigger threats to deal with... really, really big threats. The stage is set, and it's time for the real puppet show to begin.
Chapter 31: The Show Must Go On
Notes:
It took a bit, since I’ve got a lot of things to work on at the moment... plus I also wanted to put in the effort to make this chapter the best it can be. It’s the final part for the first original patient, and I wanted to go out in a good way. Big thanks to the betas for helping me piece everything together!
Before we begin, I've got another nice piece from EarthVsTheDerek showing their take on the puppeteer duo! Take a look, and as always, I suggest checking out their other work!
Now then, the stage is set for a full-on puppet show pummeling. Lights. Camera. Action!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Don’t!”
Pepper’s cries continued to fall on deaf ears as Frazie and Sally clashed head on, neither fledgling psychic nor titanic toy backing down.
Since Sally was stuck in place, Frazie had to come to her, and Frazie came swinging. She leapt up with fist raised, ready to channel all her psychic energy into toppling the giant.
But despite being immobile, Sally wasn’t a sitting duck. Her free arm swept up to intercept her, the wooden limb jostling and clacking from the force of her punch. Sally didn’t even flinch. With her thick log of a limb shielding her, it was basically like hitting a tree.
“Ah, ah, ah!” Giggling with glee, the doll immediately retaliated by swinging her arm out and swatting Frazie away. “You’d better play nice! Because I won’t.”
“Hk...!” It felt like getting hit by a tree, too. The room spun and tumbled as Frazie flew back across the stage, rolling to her feet. Even trapped under the curtain, Sally still had plenty of reach, jutting a fist far out to slam right down over her head.
Frazie shoved herself out of the way and wood met wood, the doll’s arm making the entire stage buckle and quake with sheer force. Frazie was still shaking from the aftershock when a large shadow loomed overhead.
“Gotcha!” Sally struck again, swatting her like a bug.
The doll cackled, smearing her palm back and forth... then froze. A wisp of smoke drifted up from her hand.
Flames spurt from the bottom of her hand and she squealed, pulling back to reveal a shielded Frazie pouring Pyrokinesis into her palm. “Cheater! You’re a cheater!” Sally cried, slamming and shaking her fist until the fire finally died out.
Of course. She was basically one big bonfire waiting to happen. It was Frazie’s turn to sneer evilly and well up the heat in her mind...
...Until she saw Pepper still dangling by marionette strings from Sally’s other hand, pleading for the two to get along. “Please, don’t hurt her!”
Frazie’s fire fizzled out. No, she couldn’t just roast the puppet, not without putting Pepper at risk. It was a good way to get Sally to back off at least, but it wasn’t going to be as easy as lighting her up.
New plan: Get Pepper to safety.
“Have you not noticed how she’s tangled you up?!” Frazie shouted to her while sharpening her focus.
“You don’t understand, she’s–!”
Sally cut her off by sweeping an arm across the stage again, forcing Frazie to jump. Clearly, the puppet had no interest in letting her owner have a word, either. Landing once more, Frazie fired sharpened Psi-blasts at the lines of string over the woman’s head. “Hold on! I’m getting you out of here!”
“Why won’t you listen...!” Pepper groaned, only to tuck her head in when the shots sliced into the lines up above her. “Oh, my!”
The woman wobbled when a couple strings came loose... only to stabilize again when they suddenly regrew, entwining back together like they’d never been cut. Frazie kept shooting, but it was pointless. By the time she sliced through half of them, the other half was already back.
Sally wasn’t letting Pepper go, and she wasn’t just going to let Frazie try and free her either. The acrobat finally had to give up and backflip to safety when the doll reached offstage and brought back a handful of Censors to fling at her.
The bowling ball of little men crashed and split open, no worse for the wear as they immediately set on the attack. Great... as if Frazie didn’t already have enough to deal with.
At least Censors were little more than a nuisance by now, squabbling and leaping for her in vain before she blasted them away with more psychic energy. THEY didn’t regenerate, thank goodness. While she dealt with them, Frazie dwelled on how to deal with those strings.
Ghhhh... this would be a lot easier if she had her family’s throwing knives. These sharpened blasts were handy, but they just weren’t cutting it. No pun intended. She’d honed her blade throwing skills for years so she could safely fling some all around her father whilst he lay strapped to a spinning wheel, one of their more popular death-defying acts. If she’d just considered bringing them along with her... but why would she? ‘Freeing people from killer puppets’ wasn’t exactly on the camp itinerary. If only she had a few on hand...
Thunk.
Frazie reeled back in surprise when her next shot dropped straight down instead of flying off into the distance.
“Huh?” It hadn’t disappeared, either. In fact... it looked like a loose approximation of a throwing knife, glowing red with pulsing psychic power. Like her mind had heard her wishes and molded her sharpened shots into something new, just for her.
She hesitated a moment, unsure if it was smart to pick up pure energy. She’d seen what it did to her foes, and even felt it when it’d been batted back at her. Yet, when she reached out to scoop it up, she didn’t feel a thing other than the familiar weight of it in her hand.
Frazie shut her eyes and focused, trying to recreate that feeling of sharpness, of familiarity. When she opened them again, a fan of five blades spread out over her fingers.
Perfect.
The surviving censors surrounded her, sneaking up to pounce while she was distracted. Quick to act, she spun, a whirlwind of energy flying from her as she launched her new projectiles with the same precision she’d trained for all her life.
Just as strong as her old shots, perhaps even stronger, they pierced through the Censors like butter and instantly evaporated them. By the time she’d stopped spinning, she had another set in her hands, grinning up at Sally.
The puppet wasn’t impressed. “Didn’t your mama ever teach you not to play with sharp objects?” she snapped, reaching out to grab for her. “Mine did!”
In response, Frazie simply leapt over her hand and unleashed her new flurry of Psi-Knives at Pepper’s strings.
They seared through them all at once with perfect precision. Pepper gasped as each snapped in unison and sent her tumbling down...
...Straight into Sally’s hand.
“I’ve got you!” the puppet shouted, lifting the woman to her face.
To Frazie’s dismay, breaking the strings didn’t change a thing. Pepper simply breathed a sigh of relief, holding onto the doll’s giant nose. “Thank goodness... now please, stop it! Both of you!”
For a moment, Sally seemed hurt by being scolded too... but instead of heeding Pepper’s command, she lifted her up and shoved her under her hat instead. “Sorry! But this girl’s got to go...”
“Hey!” Pepper’s cries grew muffled once the sailor’s cap fell over her. Frazie still couldn’t risk immolating the puppet, but Pepper was out of harm’s way at least.
Now only Sally and Frazie remained... one with both massive arms freed to use, the other sporting a brand new ability. Each had powered up, and now there wasn’t anyone trying to stop them.
It was time for the grand finale to this little puppet show.
Both hands available now, Sally clasped them both over her head and swung them down like a hammer. The stage buckled from the sheer force of the blow, planks rolling outward like a tidal wave of wood.
Frazie bounced off her Levitation Ball to soar above it, launching another slew of Psi-knives at her enemy. Again, Sally shielded her face, each shot hitting her sleeve with a thunk and a twang before dissipating soon after.
But while she was guarding herself... Frazie slipped under her arm and leapt up, channeling all her energy into a psychic uppercut.
A loud clack rang out as fist hit wood, splinters flying from Sally’s jaw. She rubbed it, sending Frazie flying away with another sweep of the arm. “Ow! Alright, fine! You wanted me to share the spotlight? Here!”
She reached offstage again, fumbling for something. A moment later, she tossed more enemies onstage, one after another.
Squat-bodied Obsessions rained from above, a trio of wooden focus thieves jumping to action. Frazie groaned, already feeling her eyes drawn to them... but then an idea popped into her head.
The closest Obsession reached her first, and it had supporting fire. Sally picked up props and debris from backstage and flung them skyward to crash down on Frazie from above. As she ducked and dodged around them, she met the smaller puppet blow for blow, directing all her attacks on it and waiting for an opening.
She finally knocked it off balance, and from there, ran up to it and kicked. It took all her might to send the hefty thing flying, but it soared off the stage... right for Sally’s face.
It shattered against her nose and vanished, but the deep cracks it left remained. Sally cried out, rubbing her damaged face. “Ahhh! By dose! By widdle dose!”
Frazie did the same with the next Obsession, beating it senseless and sending it back where it came from... but Sally caught this one and crushed it in her grip, making it explode into sawdust. Angry now, she lifted her fists high and brought them down on Frazie, again and again.
Smirking, Frazie grabbed for the last Obsession and pulled it towards her. It had just enough time to look up and drop its jaw before Sally’s hand hammered down and crushed it flat, easily dealing with the surprised foe. Attention freed at last, Frazie danced around her strikes, the puppet’s tantrum slowly wearing it out as blow after blow failed to land.
By the time her rampage had ended, the stage was barely holding together, jagged wood jutting up around all the dents she’d smashed into it. Sally stopped to catch her breath, panting, her arms still laid out on the stage.
Taking her chance, Frazie jumped on them and ran up her limb. Before Sally could react, she conjured a few knives in each hand and flung them... straight down.
Confused, Sally tried to lift her arms to shake her off... but couldn’t. For some reason, they were stuck. She glanced past Frazie to her sleeves, staring in horror to see her glowing red knives had pinned each one down to the floor.
“Wait...!” Worn out and pinned down, even Sally’s brute strength couldn’t pull her free as Frazie raced up her arms to her face. The psychic began to glow with power as she threw her Shield up again, but this time, not to protect herself. “Wait, STOP...!”
Frazie leapt, curling into a cannonball. With nothing to stop her, she plowed into Sally’s nose, the damage the Obsession inflicted splintering easily under her energy-infused launch. “Now LET... PEPPER... GO!” she roared, pushing forward until the thick wood finally gave way.
“NnnnnnooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Sally’s face finally gave way, bursting into dust and debris. It took Frazie a moment to realize it wasn’t just Sally wailing in defeat, but Pepper as well.
Frazie straightened out and landed, turning back to see the puppet falling apart at the seams. Frazie had hit her hard enough to blast most of Sally apart above the neck, chunks of wood and dust raining down from where she’d been, settling down over whatever parts were still intact. The gargantuan dummy collapsed, falling motionless.
And Pepper was nowhere to be seen.
Sally’s cap fluttered back down to the ground, empty. Frazie grimaced once everything had settled down and the stage was finally still - Pepper must’ve fallen somewhere in the new woodpile that stood where the puppet had been.
Quickly, Frazie ran to the heap and grunted as she shoved some bits aside, telekinetically pushing her giant arm away. “Pepper! Can you hear me?” she called out, searching through the debris.
She paused. She hadn’t found Pepper... but she’d found something else, covered in sawdust.
Was that a Memory Vault? There, flat on its back amidst the broken doll parts and splinters. The poor thing’s eyes spun, its door knocked open from the fall. Had that thing been in Sally’s head? It must’ve been a really deeply repressed memory, then.
Her curiosity getting the better of her, Frazie carefully stepped around the wreckage to reach it, leaning down to scoop its secrets from within. She kept searching while she scanned them, eyes flicking back and forth over Pepper’s past.
The Perfect Puppet
Pepper sighed and wiped her brow, setting aside her chisel. Carving puppets wasn’t the most physically demanding thing, but boy, did it leave her sweating when she got down to the extra precise details. It was stressful... but worth it. This new one she’d made was her best yet. A little wooden man with a pointy chin and a little top hat.
She’d worked hard to perfect her craftsmanship, and it paid off. Whether she was taking an order to produce a puppet for a TV show or selling one off to a parent, she made enough for a humble yet comfortable living. But she did it for the love of the craft, not the money... she even gave a handcrafted toy away to the neighborhood kids now and then, just to see them smile.
And she’d worked extra hard this time, because this one’s new owner was special.
She picked the puppet up off the workbench carefully and leaned down to hand him off to a waiting pair of arms. “Here you are, Sally~.”
Sally gasped, the small child hugging the new puppet to her chest while her blonde pigtails swayed. “I love him! You’ve got the best job ever, mama!”
Pepper just laughed, kneeling down to boop her nose. “That’s true... because being your mother is the best job ever, sweetie.”
Her daughter giggled, turning the toy to face her before pursing her lips. “What’s his name?”
“Hmmmm...” Pepper stroked her chin in thought, finally deciding on the most fitting thing she could think of. “Jacque.”
“Jock,” Sally repeated. Pepper just chuckled... close enough. Sally tucked the toy under her arm and held hers up, asking to be picked up. Pepper was happy to comply, receiving a grateful hug and a kiss to the cheek in exchange. “Thank you, mama!”
“You’re very welcome, dear.” Playfully, Pepper suddenly lifted her daughter higher, making her squeal. “Who’s the salt to my Pepper?”
Sally laughed, holding her new toy close as she spread her arms and pretended to fly. “Me! It’s me!”
“That’s right,” Pepper praised, beaming up at her. “Now and forever.”
It was early morning when the knock rang out.
Looking up from her workbench, Pepper hummed. “Now who could that be?”
Setting her half-finished project aside, Pepper dusted off her hands and headed across the house to the front door. Sally was already off at school, so it couldn’t have been her. Maybe a neighbor stopping by for a chat?
She opened the door expecting to find a familiar face... only to find herself eye to eye with a mustachioed officer. “Oh! Hello there.”
The man greeted her with a curt nod. “Are you Mrs. Triggs?”
“Why, yes! What can I do for you, officer?”
His already stern face fell further as he scratched the back of his head. “Well... it seems like your daughter and a few of her friends snuck out during recess to have some fun.”
Pepper tutted, hands on her hips. “Oh, that little rascal... I hope they didn’t cause any trouble, did they?”
The policeman didn’t respond immediately. Instead, he lifted his hat from his head, clutching it in his hands. “...Ma’am, you may want to sit down.”
A chill passed through her. “...What happened?” she asked, low. After a moment, she repeated herself, practically shouting. “What happened?!”
The officer shook his head, unable to meet her eyes. “They decided to go for a swim in the nearby lake. Her friends came to fetch us when she slipped under the water and never came back up. We went to investigate as fast as we could, but... we couldn’t find any trace of her.” He finally dared to look at her. “I’m afraid we have to assume the worst. I’m sorry, ma’am.”
For a moment, all was quiet. It felt like a prank. A cruel joke. But the man’s expression was one hundred percent serious.
“No...” Pepper leaned against the doorframe, slowly sliding down to her knees. It was like her body was moving all on its own. Her mouth opened wide and a shrill, heartbroken scream poured out.
Her wail of absolute despair could be heard up and down the block.
Pepper looked down at her workbench, fingers clenched around her knees. She tried to will herself to do something, anything, but she couldn’t.
Ever since that day, she hadn’t picked up her tools. She barely ate. She didn’t sleep. She’d become as empty as one of her puppets.
She wanted so much to be able to work. To have anything to keep her mind busy. But all she could think about was Sally. She’d do anything to bring her back, to hear her voice. To have been there when Sally needed her most. To have her daughter by her side again.
Pepper’s head slowly rose, a glint in her eye for the first time in awhile. What if... what if she COULD have Sally back?
One by one, Pepper’s hands lifted off her lap and grabbed for her tools. It was time to get to work.
She threw herself into her project. Now when she didn’t eat, didn’t sleep, it was by choice. She devoted every waking moment to trying to recreate things from memory. Her eyes, her rosy cheeks, the curve of her nose.
Somehow, even though she still only thought about Sally, it didn’t hurt anymore. She no longer despaired over what she’d lost. She looked forward to reclaiming it. Every new part she completed instilled a little more hope in her shattered heart.
One day, she finally finished. Pepper stepped back and admired her magnum opus. Her ears, her smile, all carved again and again until they were perfect. Her blonde pigtails gleaming under the desk light. The spitting image of Sally.
Yet... now that the project was done, the gnawing despair started to settle back into Pepper’s heart. It wasn’t Sally. It looked like her, but it wasn’t her. It was a memento. Nothing more.
Or was it?
The longer she stared at it, the more things felt... back to normal. Sure, Sally was made of wood now. But she had her back. Sure, she wouldn’t speak unless Pepper made her, but there was nothing wrong with a shy child.
Eventually, Pepper would stop noticing these things, come to see the doll as the real deal. But for now, she picked the puppet up and slid her hand in, getting a feel for making it work. “How was school?” she mumbled, both to the doll, and to herself.
Sally’s jaw moved up and down as she worked it, filling in the response herself. “It was great, mama!”
By the time she’d finished flipping through the photos, Frazie realized she was covering her mouth, aghast. Yes, Pepper’s response to everything had been super unhealthy, but she’d had good reason to cling to her coping mechanism. Her fervent denial had been her way of getting through the most traumatic loss of her life.
And Frazie had just destroyed it.
At that moment, she picked up a noise. Quiet, yet close, somewhere off to the side.
Crying.
Letting the photos flutter from her fingers, she followed the sound, nudging aside a part that looked like it used to be Sally’s ear. “Pepper?”
There she was, in the center of the mess, untouched by the chaos of battle. She sat on her knees, hunched forward, sobbing softly into her hands.
“Pepper!” Frazie ran to her side, reaching down to touch her shoulder. “I’m sorry! I didn’t know what she meant to you! I just... I’m... are you okay?”
No. No she wasn’t. When Pepper pulled her face out of her hands, her sobs grew into full-fledged wails. “My baby! My baby...!”
“Pepper!” Frazie barked, trying to pull her out of it. Gently, she put her hand on her back, speaking softly. “Pepper... that wasn’t Sally. I really don’t want to say it, but someone has to. Sally’s been gone for a long time.” Frazie reached down, picking up a big splinter and slowly rotating it between her fingers. “This wasn’t her. It never was.”
“...But I really, really wanted it to be.” A choked sob escaped the grieving mother. “I-I couldn’t be there for her then, and I couldn’t protect her now. Sally... I’m so, so sorry, Sally... I failed you again. I’ll n-never be able to make up for it...!”
Her cries grew even louder, and Frazie winced. She stood up and ran a hand through her hair, trying to think of what to say. But what could you tell someone who was reliving their loss all over again?
Frazie wasn’t sure, but she had to try.
She paced to Pepper’s front and joined her on the floor, gently prying her hands from her face and holding them in hers. “Pepper... you didn’t fail. No one did. Sometimes things just... happen. Awful, world-changing things. They’re no one’s fault, especially not yours.”
“B-but I...!”
“Shhh. Shhh, shhh.” Frazie put a stop to her self-blame, leaning in to embrace the woman. “You don’t need to bottle it up. It’s okay to be sad... broken, even. But if you keep hiding from what happened, you’ll never heal. Do you think that’s what Sally would want? For you to pretend she’s still here for decades? To throw your well-being away for her?”
Pepper bit down on her quivering lip. “I-I... I don’t know. I just don’t know...!”
“I don’t think she would.” Frazie held her, rubbing her back. “You don’t need to believe me right now. You don’t need to forget her. You just need to let it out...” Another wail escaped Pepper as she buried her face in her shoulder. Frazie just shut her eyes and rocked her. “Take as long as you need.”
She wasn’t sure how much time passed. Five minutes? Ten? It didn’t matter. Frazie wasn’t going anywhere. She couldn’t even imagine what it’d be like, how it would feel if anything happened to someone in her family. Yet Pepper knew that pain full well... and she’d been enduring it for decades.
But, at last, once Frazie’s shoulder was well and thoroughly soaked, Pepper’s sobs started to die down. A thick silence hung over the stage, and Frazie finally dared to speak again.
“...You really cared for her, didn’t you?” It felt like a ‘no duh’ kinda thing to say, but it was plain to see. She felt Pepper nod against her. “Tell me about her.”
Pepper was still a moment. But, finally, she pulled herself free to wipe her eyes, a crooked smile underneath her tears. “She was an angel. Hmhm... I still remember when she almost burned the house down because she wanted to make me breakfast, after all these years...”
Frazie chuckled - it sounded like something she might’ve tried for her own mother, long ago. Thankfully, they didn’t really have a house to burn down. “That’s precious. Was the food at least good?”
“What do you think?” To her relief, Pepper laughed, a soft giggle, but still a laugh. “And then there was the time...”
Frazie sat still and listened while Pepper went down memory lane. For the first time in a long time, it was a pleasant trip. She just needed someone to guide her along it, and keep her away from the bad times.
Soon, the conversation died down... and though Pepper still looked somber, there was something there that wasn’t before. No clinging to the past, and no lamenting it either. It was just... her. Living in the moment.
Frazie held out her arms, offering her any more comfort if she needed it. “Ready to get out of here?”
Pepper nodded, accepting the hug with a smile. “Yes, please.”
Frazie held her for another moment. Then, she felt another pair of arms wrap around them. Then another.
She froze, unsure if that was a good thing or a really, really bad thing. She looked up, relieved to see it was the former.
They’d somehow shifted back to the workbench, the only difference being Pepper being brought down to size. All around them, it seemed the other toys had managed to pull themselves up, joining in on the embrace from all sides.
That wasn’t all. All around them, the posters of Sally tacked to the walls started to shift. Most of them simply faded away, but a couple grew frames, becoming cherished photos instead of cheesy propaganda. From now on, Sally would only have a positive impact on Pepper’s mind.
Pepper looked up too, surprised to see her workers trying to cheer her up. “You’re not upset? After all I did to you...”
“We are just relieved to have you back, ma’am,” Jacque assured her with a tip of the hat.
“Y-yeah,” Molly stammered, glancing back and forth sheepishly. “I-is Sally...?”
Frazie quickly waved her arms to stop her, but thankfully, Pepper just sighed and stood, wiping her hands on her gown. “Don’t worry, dears, we’re under new management. And I promise you all, there’s going to be some changes around here. For the better.”
A joyous cheer rang out across the desk. The puppets surged forward to thank and welcome their boss back, while Frazie squeezed out of the crowd.
The factory was still, the atmosphere was different, yet she knew that good things would come in time. The place would run again, with better conditions, where every toy had a chance to shine. And most importantly of all... Pepper could begin to recover.
Satisfied, Frazie popped her smelling salts and took a deep whiff. Not even their rancid stench could ruin the moment as she slipped out of Pepper’s mind with a straight face.
Frazie shook her head, coming back to her senses in the real world. Beside her, Pepper shifted in her seat. The acrobat quickly snatched her portal back and watched her with bated breath.
The first thing Pepper did was look down, turning the puppet to face her and eying it dimly, almost as if she didn’t even recognize it anymore. “...She’s really gone, isn’t she?”
Frazie went to speak, but Pepper kept going, talking more to herself than Frazie. “I’ve always known, but... I always shoved it away. I tried to fill the hole in my heart... but I never let it heal.” She rested her forehead against the doll’s, its wooden eyes falling shut. “Your mama’s a fool, isn’t she? I hope you can forgive me, Sally... wherever you are.”
Frazie gently reached out again to hold her shoulder. “I’m sure she does. How are you feeling...?”
Pepper sighed, lifting her head. “A bit empty. A bit ashamed. But most of all... I think I need to put this thing away.”
Wordlessly, Pepper rose and crossed the room. Off to the side, a carrying case sat, a blanket stuffed inside. A makeshift bed for a makeshift daughter.
She pulled the puppet off her hand and cradled it in one arm, like a sleeping child. Lovingly, she lowered her puppet into the case, putting Sally to bed one last time.
She shut it. Pepper placed her hands on the case, taking a shuddery breath. “It’s... i-it’s really hard. But I won’t do what I did again. Trying to replace her with a hunk of wood... despicable.”
Frazie was quick to get up and join her, offering the support she needed. “Don’t beat yourself up. Just take things one step at a time, okay?”
“One step... at a time.” Pepper sniffed, rubbing her nose with the back of her hand. “I’ll... I’ll try.”
Frazie offered her a smile. “And if there’s anything I can do to help, let me know.” Her eyes drifted down to the hand Sally used to sit on. “Uh... are you trying to offer me a high five?”
Turns out, keeping your hand locked in place inside a hunk of wood for years wasn’t very healthy. The skin was pale, the fingers crooked, her hand bent back in perpetual puppeteering position. “I think my hand is stuck like this, dearie. It should wear off sooner or later... I think.”
Frazie sucked in air through her teeth. “Ooooh... yeeeeah.” She reached for her wrist to knead it a little, trying to help, but it just made Pepper wince. Nonetheless, the woman gave her a smile for trying, and left her to cross back to her bench and grab something.
Pepper reached out, offering her a screwdriver with her good hand. Frazie stared at it a moment, perplexed, before the constant squeaking from the door behind her refreshed her memory. “Oh! Right. Duh.” She’d almost forgotten why she’d gone in to help her in the first place amidst her harrowing, heartbreaking adventure.
Frazie accepted it gratefully, waving it as she spoke. “Thanks a bunch. But I mean it. I have to leave now... but before I go, anything you need?”
Pepper just laughed, waving her off. “Thank you, child. I don’t feel well, but... I think I’ll be okay.” She gave her a wistful smile. “...I bet she would’ve loved to meet you.”
“I’d have loved to meet her, too. Take care of yourself, okay?”
Pepper nodded. “I will. I promise.”
Frazie turned away... then spun back to give her another quick hug. “One more for the road. You really need it.”
Despite the rough new reality she was facing, Pepper laughed softly. “Oh, you...” She gently pried Frazie off and guided her towards the door with her good hand. “Go on now, you said you have things to do. I’ll head downstairs after I’ve gathered my thoughts, don’t you worry about little old me.”
Frazie nodded, scanning the ceiling for the perfect pipe again. Jumping, she latched onto it and waved the screwdriver. “Ready?” she called down.
Pepper’s bad thumb twitched before she switched to the other hand for a proper thumbs up. She stood by the squeaking door and held onto the knob. “Let it rip.”
Frazie worked quickly, unscrewing bolt after bolt. When it came loose, she waited for the signal from Pepper and gave it a tug.
The moment Pepper opened the door, the pipe sprung loose, blasting water out into the hall... and onto the explosive rodents that’d been blocking the door. They shrieked and scattered as the hose washed them away.
Frazie took the window of opportunity and ran with it. “Elevator’s downstairs!” she called to Pepper before bursting out of the room and sprinting off the other direction, heading deeper into the asylum’s upper reaches. Soon enough, the rats were left far behind, having lost her in the confusion.
But even though she’d left the rat brigade far behind, it still felt like something was watching her.
Sorry if I broke anyone’s heart with that finale. It definitely hurt mine to write it... but you’ve gotta go through that grief to reach your relief.
Don’t worry, none of the other new inmates will be as tragic. I hope you’ve all enjoyed meeting this new character, though. I’m not gonna make any corny jokes - I’m just gonna thank y’all for reading and launch into the post-world analysis. I can’t promise the next chapter will come fast since I’ve still got things to work on, but I’m eager to hear your opinions on the first patient. Let me know what you think!
Pepper Triggs: Pepper is a woman racked with grief and guilt after the loss of a loved one, resorting to unhealthy coping mechanisms that only make things worse. Rather than accept the tragedy, she descended into denial. A dollmaker by trade, the sudden passing of her daughter left her despondent... until an idea came to her. Crafting a replacement for her child, she grew more and more attached to it until she refused to part with it at all, was eventually deemed mentally unwell, and was sent off to Thorney Towers. Now, she keeps herself busy spoiling her fill-in daughter to make up for not being there when she was needed most, and to keep herself distracted from the truth.
Her last name means ‘faithful’, purposely chosen as she’s incredibly faithful to her puppet. Also, if you say her name fast, it kinda sounds like ‘puppetry’.
General Aesthetic: This world went through quite a bit of renovation. Its first version was kind of like a puppet theater... until I realized that was too close to Gloria’s theater and sought to branch out. It did have varied sub areas, one being a neighborhood of faux friendly puppet people that I considered upgrading to main world, but then I thought that might be too much like Boyd. I considered a sort of Muppets/Sesame Street type world, which worked well enough, if slightly like Dogen’s. But then my beta SandrC suggested an idea that threw everything on its head: What if Frazie ended up doll-sized? I took that suggestion and ran with it.
I wanted a world that merged Pepper’s mindset with puppetry and craftsmanship. She’s always distracting herself from the truth, constantly keeping busy with a nonstop flow of work and misaimed focus, so I figured adding a factory inside her head made sense to represent her thought process, mixing it with a lumber mill for a nice homey and wooden feel. When Frazie brings the factory to a grinding halt, it basically keeps her from distracting herself, though so long as her coping mechanism is in place it isn’t enough to break through to her.
Notes:
While the world took on many different forms during its creation, the general idea behind it was always the same: That while Pepper might’ve looked like she was in charge, Mental Sally was always the one pulling the strings.
Pepper being a giant in her mind is mostly the result of Frazie being shrunk to toy size, but it could also represent how she’s hard to reach and trying to distance herself from any attempts to make her see the truth.
I don’t think Pepper’s mind will ever fully go back to the way it was, without all the industrialization, but it’ll be retooled for more positive purposes. A more genuine and uplifting environment, project focus spread out amongst all her puppets, and perhaps a small shrine to Sally added on the main desk. Basically, accepting what happened and living with it, not dwelling on the past but not trying to hide from it either.
The Workers: All the dolls and puppets that work in her mental factory are all toys she’d made in the past, everything from the first stuffed doll she ever made to the last marionette she made for her daughter. Overall, they represent her creative process, all the ideas she’s made, now redirected to focus entirely on Sally and coming up with ideas for her. There’s some that hate being put on the backburner, showing Pepper’s dormant regret for forsaking all her other ideas, and others that are forced to smile, representing how Pepper’s forcing herself to be happy when she really shouldn’t be.
Psi-Blast Upgrade (Psi-Knives): This upgrade is a shout-out to DiLithiumDragon, who came up with the idea in their Frazie AU fic that I’ve linked in the first chapter. It makes sense, given Frazie’s the knife thrower in Nona’s mind, and definitely opens up some interesting possibilities. Think of these like one of the pins from Psychonauts 2, an upgrade to the base power that changes its effects. I’m thinking its properties work like this...
*More damaging overall
*Can briefly be held onto and thrown later. Frazie can load up to six knives and fling them all at once, but they disappear if held onto too long
*Since it’s a piercing force rather than a blunt/searing one, it can do things that regular blasts can’t, such as cut through ropes and pin down enemies
*With practice, could potentially be embedded into walls and used as self-made footholds to allow Frazie to scale obstacles
Salty Sally: I’ve already made it clear who the real Sally is, but I’ll just say the real one and the one in Pepper’s mind are entirely different entities. The real one is basically just a sweet little girl and a bit of a rascal, and Pepper makes the puppet of her act much the same. The one in her head, though, has reason to act a bit more maliciously.
The Sally we see in Pepper’s mind is, to put it briefly, a strong coping mechanism. It keeps her traumatic memory deep inside to repress it, and basically retools her mind in order to keep the truth hidden. While it shows some shades of the real Sally’s personality, it’s just a construct more interested in keeping the façade going, and so is perfectly willing to steal Pepper’s attention and turn more sinister if only to try and preserve Pepper’s wellbeing. That’s why she lets Frazie be while she’s helping out, and only decides she needs to go once she starts ruining her efforts. Basically... it genuinely wants to help Pepper, but in all the wrong ways, for all the wrong reasons.
In the end, Frazie is only able to help Pepper heal by getting rid of that coping mechanism and helping her process the trauma in a healthier way. Letting out her grief, getting her to dwell on the good times they shared rather than focusing on the loss. Supporting her, consoling her, helping her see just how unhealthy her methods had been. Only then does Pepper start to recover.
Her sailor get-up is mostly just to get that Salt(y) and Pepper pun going, but it could also be Pepper subconsciously connecting Sally’s fate to the puppet. Giving her an outfit and aesthetic that could conquer the water as a way to further drive away the truth of what happened.
Chapter 32: Sleepwalking
Notes:
Sorry again for another delay - multiple projects to work on, some medication changes, and of course, putting some extra care into making these asylum chapters shine. Here’s hoping it paid off! I had to do a buncha alterations to this one so ideally it still works out well, or at least, makes for a very interesting world.
Brief side note - thank you for over 300 kudos and 13k views! I deeply appreciate all the support, the readership, the comments, the continued updates to Tvtropes, everything. And of course, I appreciate the betas as well... thanks again for helping out!
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Frazie thought the asylum couldn’t look any worse, yet it delivered once again. Before, it’d just been decrepit and eerie... now, it was falling apart at the seams.
She leapt across a huge gap in the ground, stirring loose some stray pebbles and making them fall down a floor in the process. The hall was basically swiss cheese at this point. Even the walls weren’t safe - heck, the walls had it worse. Huge swathes of concrete were ripped out in indiscriminate chunks, leaving entire rooms and lattices of steel wire open to the night air.
On the bright side, the place was sturdy enough if she was careful. There wasn’t any risk of the floor crumbling out from under her, and the rats hadn’t bothered her in awhile.
On the downside... the wreckage could prove to be a hassle.
Frazie stumbled to a halt when she rounded a corner and found herself face to face with a huge pile of rubble blocking the staircase up. “Oh, for the love of...” How did Loboto move around this dilapidated deathtrap? He had to take this route sometimes, or he’d have shut it down instead of hiring security for it. She’d guess it was his scenic route, if there was anything here worth seeing. Then again, who knew what kind of aesthetic appealed to crazed dentists...?
She finally groaned and turned back after her hard glare failed to shatter the blockade. Alright, fine. She’d find a different route up.
The only other way she could find, unfortunately, was through one of the holes leading outside, forcing her to scale the side of the building. She stepped out, shivering a bit from the cold, and peered down to see the courtyard far, far below. Of course she wasn’t afraid of heights, she was an Aquato... but she had to admit, she was higher up than she’d ever been before, and on a shaky foundation no less.
Reminding herself she could slow her descent with a thought bubble if something slipped out from under her, she took a breath and got climbing.
Scaling some exposed rebar, she clambered up it as a ladder, slotting her foot into hole after hole to use as rungs. At the top, she reached for the lip of the wall for stable ground... and lost her balance as it crumbled under her grip. Catching herself, she buckled down and launched herself up over the edge.
Almost to the next floor. Getting an idea, she materialized her Levitation orb and springboarded off it the rest of the way to the top.
She landed with arms outstretched... right in front of Elka.
Or rather, a photo of her, taped to a jar. Confused, Frazie stepped closer, turning the container to move the photo aside and peer within...
And found herself face to lobe with Elka’s brain. The organ sat still, floating in green goop.
He’d already harvested her? And not just that, he’d carelessly left her mind ON THE SIDE OF A CRUMBLING BUILDING?! Anger welled in her - the doctor worked fast, but not as fast as she was gonna kick his ass for this.
Alright. Okay. Now she knew she had to look for the camper’s brains up here, too. She could do that... sheeeee just needed some way to carry them. She definitely wasn’t going to be able to fit these in her pockets.
Looking around, Frazie spotted a discarded bed nearby laying on its side. An idea in mind, she conjured a Psi-knife in her hand. She was gonna get mileage out of this new power already.
The fabric ripped as she carved into it. Some careful cutting later, she held up the finished product in her hands. A makeshift backpack, constructed from an old pillowcase with sliced blanket handles stuffed through holes she’d poked into it. Tying it around her arms, she looked back, humming with approval. It wouldn’t get in the way of climbing, would keep the brains safe and secure, and allow her to carry plenty of them.
She just had to, you know... actually touch a live human brain. And fish it out of some unknown, slimy substance. Yeah. Easy. Not gross at all.
Frazie knelt in front of the jar, taking her sweet time looking at it. Finally mustering the courage, she yanked the lid off and flipped the whole thing over, dumping the unknown crud all over the floor. Holding her breath, she snatched the brain up and stuffed it in her new pack, immediately wiping her hand off on the wall. “Ugh, ugh, UGH!”
She’d never forgive Loboto for making her do this. ...And for leaving kid brains in dangerous places, that too.
In the end, it’d been a good thing she’d been forced to take this detour. Now she knew to keep an eye out for her fellow campers up here, too.
She carried on on the new floor, checking out every room from now on - and it paid off. She soon added Benny and Bobby to her collection, the bullies a lot less bold in brain form. At least the mad doctor had been nice enough to label all these.
Tiptoeing across a rickety plank, Frazie moved on down the hall, once more finding her route blocked by a caved-in ceiling. Rolling her eyes, she ducked into a side room in search of another path up a level.
No holes in the wall, but there WAS one in the high ceiling, shining light down below onto an old bed.
An occupied bed.
A lanky man laid arrow-straight on it, hands clasped over his stomach, dressed in unkempt red pajamas. His skin was a rich purple, his nose way too big for his face... and most strikingly, his eye bags had eye bags. Had this man slept at all recently?
His eyes were shut, so maybe he was taking care of that right now. Cautiously, she crept forward, trying not to disturb him. She just needed to get up through that crack in the up above...
She hadn’t made a sound, she was sure of it. Yet the instant she drew too close, his eyes snapped wide open, blurry and red.
“Who’s there?!” he snapped, pushing himself up slowly. It took a second, but he finally noticed her standing nearby. “Is that you, Dita? Come on, I already told you your lullabies don’t help...”
Frazie held her hands up, shaking her head. “Uh... no, I’m a visitor, just passing thro-“
She shut up when he leaned closer, the bauble on his sleep cap swishing to the side of his head. “Not in the mood for your games, Dita. Stop kidding around!”
“No, really, I’m not-!”
“ENOUGH!” The man lashed out surprisingly fast, grabbing her shoulders and making her scream. She was about to swat him off, until his demeanor changed. He peered even closer, hazy eyes scanning her face... and finally let her go.
“Oh... I’m sorry.” He yawned, laying back down. “Thought you were someone else. Hard to tell. So tired...”
“Clearly.” Dusting off her shoulders, she crossed her arms. “Did I wake you up?”
The man scoffed, eyes shutting again. “Good one. Kid... I haven’t slept in almost a week.”
A week?! This guy must’ve been on the edge of consciousness, if not the edge of the mortal coil. No wonder he was grouchy and confused. “Wow. Are you okay...?”
His head slowly turned to her, as if to point out that was the stupidest possible question. “You know where we are, right?”
“Riiiight. But you sound like you need a hospital more than an asylum.”
He threw his hands up. “Believe me, doctors have already done everything they can. They finally sent me here because, you know... sometimes I’m a bit craaaanky, and sometimes I halluuuucinaaate, and sometimes I snap and try to wring someone’s neeeeck...”
“That’ll do it. So why can’t you sleep?”
He shrugged, arms falling limply off the edges of his bed. “Not sure. I get just enough to get by, but the rest of the time...” His eyes cracked open again, staring blankly at the ceiling.
Yeeeeah, she got the point. This guy’s life sounded like a living hell. She felt for him... but she really needed to move on. “Sorry, but mind if I get up above you...?” she asked, pointing up.
He shut his eyes again, but she knew he wouldn’t be sleeping. “Knock yourself out...”
Leaving him be, Frazie ducked down by the side of his bed. She leapt up high as she could, arms outstretched.
And missed.
She swiped at air, landing on the other side of his bed. She turned and tried again, once again too low to grab the edge. She tried a few times with her orb, making it higher, but never enough to pull herself up.
“I think I’m hallucinating again. Where is that ball coming from...?”
Frazie huffed, bouncing up for another attempt. “Don’t worry about it. Just shut your eyes and get some rest.”
“Would if I could...”
She tried again and again, getting frustrated now, all while the man watched from below. “I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to try counting sheep, not teenagers...”
After one last attempt, she gave up, landing on hands and knees with a grunt. Alright, this wasn’t working. But she HAD to get up there, there was no other way. So how could she...?
Her eyes flicked back to the patient, at the cot below him. Lightbulb.
She could spring off it, using the extra bounce and better angle to escape. The only problem was it was kinda occupied at the moment. But she could fix that.
“Hey,” she began, “mister... uh, what’s your name?”
The man took a concerning amount of time to answer, his fatigue-addled brain struggling to remember even the most basic information. “Jack... no, Jakob. Jakob Winkle.”
“Jakob.” She pointed up again. “Can I borrow your bed for just a second? Seriously, just one second.”
“No.”
“Thank y-“ Wait. “What do you mean no?!”
“I mean no.” He rolled to face away from her, waving her off. “You think I’ve got enough energy to get up? If I rolled out of bed, I’d be stuck on the floor for days.”
Frazie stepped closer, offering a hand. “I could help you move to a different cot! Or push yours away so I can bring in a new one! Come on, just-...”
“Don’t touch me!” he roared at her, making her yelp. At least he immediately regretted it. “Sorry, sorry, just... it was already hard enough to get myself into bed. Let me rest...”
Frazie backed down. She didn’t like it, but she understood it. If she was up all night, she’d be touchy and obstinate too... and that was after only one night. But his stubbornness was putting a damper on her progress.
She paced back and forth, thinking. It might just be time for her tried and true solution... and she had a good idea how to go about it.
Whisking around, she pulled out her Psy Portal and waved it. “Actually... I think I can help you get to sleep.”
Jakob scoffed. “Yeah, and I’m the king of... something.”
“No, really! Besides, what have you got to lose?”
Even if there was a good counter to that, he wasn’t in a state to think one up. “Alright, fine.”
“Good. Just cloooose your eyes...”
A request he was more than happy to comply with. Once he’d done so, she crept to his bedside, reaching out and plopping the door straight on his forehead.
“What the-“ He tried to protest and pull it off, but stopped himself. Suddenly, he smiled. “Hey, wait a minute. I think it’s working...!”
He went quiet, mouth hanging open as the door clicked open. But it wasn’t sleep that’d overtaken him... it was the portal’s trance.
Shifting her stance, Frazie shut her own eyes and let herself drift off into recesses of his exhausted mind. Projecting her focus outward, she spiraled down into the gateway’s light.
All she had to do was help the guy get some shuteye. How hard could that be?
Now entering:
Winkle’s Dreamy Domain
Frazie felt... at ease.
She’d arrived at nighttime in a little open-air area surrounded by dark and fluffy hills. Colorful, moon-shaped lamps casting a dull glow over the area. Small purple clouds floated everywhere, forming a faint mist along the ground, bigger ones drifting lazily across the sky. Frazie reached out to run her fingers over one nearby. Soft as a pillow.
Frazie couldn’t help but yawn - there was something about this place that oozed comfort, made her realize just how much she’d been running around the last couple days. It was the perfect place for a nap.
Of course, she knew she couldn’t. But it seemed someone else here had realized the same thing.
A big bed took up most of the clearing - REALLY big. It looked like it was made for a giant. Yet, a normal-sized Jakob laid under the covers at the far end, looking just as tired and crotchety as real life. His patchwork quilt was big enough to cover the entire mattress, covered in a strange myriad of symbols. Horse heads, phones, and tires to name a few - and most commonly, Zs.
Frazie had to suppress a chuckle when a violet-fleeced sheep suddenly appeared, arcing over the man, his eyes loosely following it. Clearly, he was trying everything.
So why couldn’t he sleep?
Only one way to find out. “Hey!” she called across the massive mattress between them, walking around the side.
“Eh?” Jakob’s head slowly flopped her way, his mind taking a long moment to process the new arrival. “Hggggg... could you keep it down? I was almost there, I could feel it...”
He hadn’t looked any closer to slumber from where she’d stood. “Are you sure?” she asked. “Heck, with a place this comfortable, I’m surprised you’re having trouble to begin with. What’s wrong?”
He sighed, long and drawn out. Clearly, he didn’t like having to think or answer questions. “Well...” he began, pausing to yawn. “The problem... is...”
His head drooped, his eyes creaking shut as he dozed off mid sentence. ...Well, that’d been easy. Mission accomplished.
But that’s when the sky exploded.
An earthshaking, ear-cracking combination of thunder and lightning lit up the night, making Frazie jump. For an instant, the cozy atmosphere completely dissolved, the lamps flaring wildly, the clouds jumping and contorting. Jakob jolted back awake in an instant. “Snrrrk! ...That. That’s the problem.”
He pointed behind him, and Frazie peeked behind the bedframe. Far, far in the distance, up in the sky, a big cluster of dream clouds clustered together... only these ones were more like storm clouds. They were big, pitch black, and crackling to the brim with electricity.
Slowly, everything died back down to stillness, yet the air still felt charged. Poor guy. He didn’t even dare to try again, just leaning against the headboard looking miserable as another sheep flew by.
It landed by Frazie’s feet, and she knelt down to pat it. “Has it always been like that?”
Surprisingly, she got an answer from the lamb instead. “Watch it, toots!” it snapped, standing up on its hind legs with hooves on its hips.
That hadn’t been zoolingualism, it was actually shouting at her. Sheesh. Sleep Sheep were touchy. While she gaped at the rudeness, Jakob provided a much more cordial answer. “Nah...” he murmured, sounding faraway. “I don’t know what, but there’s something over there stirring up a monsoon. I can hear it sometimes, calling to me in a scratchy voice. But I can never make out what it says...”
Ominous. Whatever it was, it was causing a ruckus. That meant it had to be dealt with. “Mind if I have a word with it, then?”
“Please.” Clearly, Jakob had had enough of his noisy neighbor a long time ago. “Please, make it stop. I don’t know how to get over there, but let me give you a place to start.”
He pointed off towards the corner of the area, and like a gust of wind passing through fog, the clouds split apart. Even the hill sliced in two like jelly, folding in on itself to create a path in-between.
She nodded, giving the mouthy sheep a sharp glare before heading down the new route. “Back in a flash.”
“Don’t say flash...” the man groaned, looking up at the sky for another burst of light. “And I really, REALLY hope you’re right...”
The rest of his mind was just as dreamy and puffy as his resting area had been, perhaps even moreso. Eventually the ground beneath her gave way to nothing but clouds, which she could thankfully still walk on. But as soothing as the scene was, she stayed on high alert. Something lurked deep in his mind, not to mention the typical baddies making an appearance so they could be promptly blown away. The Censors’ new pajamas did nothing to protect them.
Around her, the landscape bubbled and shifted. Everything may have been clouds, but those cottony puffs took different shapes to build a world around them. They seemed to form things at random - some were tall fluffy buildings, others were rocket ships, and still others were big toy blocks. There was no rhyme or reason to what they imitated. Some hadn’t even changed at all, just being regular old clouds that let Frazie hop across them as platforms or even bounce off of occasionally.
But eventually, the path came to an end. A curved wall of clouds blocked the way forward... but one big, thick one floated alone in front of them. It even seemed to glow, a multicolored sheen glimmering across its surface.
Mistaking it for another springy one, Frazie launched herself onto it, thinking she might bounce somewhere new. Instead, all she got for her troubles was the puff swallowing her whole.
“Whoa...!” Taken off guard, she took a tumble, rolling to a stop atop some... grass?
She sat up on her knees, confused... and then blinked in awe as morning sunlight shone down on her. There wasn’t a trace of cloud left. Instead, all around her was a vast plain, gargantuan mushrooms and trees as tall as skyscrapers far off in the distance.
Why the sudden shift in scenery? With nowhere else to go, Frazie got up and walked off towards the distant landmarks.
Yet somehow, she managed to cross the mile between them in just a few steps.
“Huh?” It was like the world was bending around her, shrinking in on itself to close the gap. In seconds, she stood in the shadow of massive fungi and foliage.
She had to take a moment to dwell on that one. The moment she’d fallen in that bubble, things had gotten weird. And after a bit of thought, she think she knew why.
She was inside a dream.
How many times had she had a dream where things had made absolutely no sense and she’d just accepted it as normal? Teleporting, flying, randomly ending up in entirely different places. The only difference now was that she was awake enough to realize how bizarre it was.
Was that what all the cloud shapes were forming outside? Slowly growing into dreams of their own, to eventually mature into their own little self-contained world? Maybe that was why there was so many dang clouds around in the first place... so many dreams left undreamed and unused because Jakob wasn’t asleep to see them.
A graveyard of neglected fantasies... it was sad, in a way. She hoped she could do something to let these visions be realized.
But first, she had to stop warping all over the place. Thankfully, now that she was in the forest, everything seemed stuck in place. Absolutely humongous, but unmoving.
Rolling up her sleeves, Frazie approached the nearest mushroom and started climbing. Time to get a better view of the place.
She jumped from cap to cap, swung from vine to vine, climbed branch after branch, ascending higher and higher all the while. For her, this extensive obstacle course was basically a playground. It took time, but she finally made her way up to the tallest reaches, where a tall and sticky palace awaited... a big beehive.
At first, she feared that meant Godzilla-sized bees, but a quick peek inside revealed the place was hollow and abandoned. She stepped inside... and the empty dome reacted, stretching out in a way similar to the forest path shrinking. Numerous doorways sprung up along the walls, leaving her stuck in the world’s yellowest hallway.
Alright, this was getting ridiculous... and it’d only get even sillier when she cracked open a door to find a classroom her size. The next one held a strip mall, and the one after that, an upside-down France? Napoleon would be outraged.
She kept trying. Blue pyramids. Airplanes. A door with a hungry lion that she quickly slammed shut.
It was like the Collective Unconscious, only somehow more nonsensical. Which path was she supposed to take?
As it turned out, it didn’t matter. She finally chose the classroom at random, passed through the row of desks and out the door at the other end... only to end up inside the airplane’s cockpit. They were all connected. Just like how you warped from one area to the next in your dreams.
It was a maze. A creative one, but still a maze. Wanting to get out as soon as possible, Frazie started sprinting, charging through room after room and shoving doors open all the while. The temperature and time shifted wildly as she entered each new area - a tropical island, a hamster cage, a world made entirely of cheddar.
At last, she barreled throw one last entryway that led to another dream cloud in the void. “Get me out of here!” she pleaded, diving into it headfirst.
Wish granted. She landed back atop fluffy clouds, back in a different part of Jakob’s psyche. She took a moment to catch her breath, looking off into the dark sky - the shadowy cluster of dark dream clouds was closer, though still a ways away.
She was on the right track. And it was a strange one. But hey, she’d been in everything from medieval times to space today, only now was she was experiencing all these imaginary locales in a row.
Frazie got back up and dusted herself off, ready to continue on her journey... but her blood ran cold when she saw the path ahead.
Another road filled with cloudy objects, with some not-so cloudy occupants. A bunch of guards sat here and there, dozing softly, their heads tilted downward... at least, the flashlights they had for heads.
Object Permanences.
She remembered the destructive force they’d demonstrated back in Maloof’s mind, swallowing nervously. At least this time, they were asleep. It seemed even Jakob’s awareness was worn out.
Grateful for her good luck, she tiptoed along the path, keeping clear of the unconscious powerhouses. Creeping around a puffy facsimile of a brontosaurus, she stepped over its tail, careful to avoid the Permanence passed out against its thigh. She snuck right by the sleepy guard, sticking her tongue out at it along the way.
And as if karma for her cheekiness, the sky lit up again in another world-quaking display of sound and light.
In an instant, the Permanences clicked their lights on as one, looking up. That included the one that she was presently blowing a raspberry at. Its circle of light washed over her, catching her in the act.
It wasn’t amused. Bounding up in an instant, it raised a fist, swinging at her with lethal force.
Notes:
Clifffffhaaangeeeer. What else lies in store in this weird, dreamlike world? What's stirring up a storm in the depths of Jakob's mind? Is Frazie's face more durable than a fence? We'll find out soon. I've cut my workload in half and my new medicine is working well, so hopefully, I can get the next chapter out a lot quicker!
Chapter 33: Flight of Fancy
Notes:
I really got into character with this one by writing it while exhausted. All jokes aside, it’s time for another look at the world’s sleepiest man... and a bit more dreamy shenanigans.
Aside from the usual thanks to the hardworking betas... look, a Jakob! Another lovely piece by EarthVsTheDerek that really drives home the sheer exhaustion the man's had to endure:
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There wasn’t any getting out of this one. With the punch just an inch from her face, Frazie threw her Shield up, praying the barrier would fare better than the Hippocampus’ fence did.
The Permanence’s fist hit dead-on. Her head whipped back with a sharp crack, the sheer force launching her off her feet and hurling her into the distance. She saw stars as she tumbled head over heels, and not just the ones in the night sky.
The only good thing was that the landing was soft - she twisted through the air again and again until she crash-landed into a cloudy cake, leaving a Frazie-shaped dent in the puffy pastry.
Frazie moaned, clutching her throbbing head. She’d endured, but just barely. There was no doubt that if she hadn’t protected herself, that would’ve been a one-way ticket out of Jakob’s mind — a very, very painful one. Even WITH protection, she was hurting bad.
She wasn’t getting any time to recuperate, either. She might’ve been out of their cone of light, but a few Permanences were headed her way, scanning the direction she’d been sent flying in hopes of finding her again to finish the job.
Oh, what she wouldn’t give for a Dream Fluff right now. Wobbling to her feet, Frazie pried herself out of the hole she’d made with a grunt, stumbling to her knees when she hit the ground.
Not a moment too soon. The bright glow of a flashlight tickled her toes and she threw herself to the side just before it fully washed over her. Three of the guards converged where she’d just been, flicking their heads back and forth to illuminate their surroundings.
Frazie covered her mouth, not risking a single sound, laying mere yards away from her pursuers. After a moment’s inspection, the trio shrugged, each turning to head off their own way. As far as they knew, she’d been dealt with.
Buuuut just in case she hadn’t, they didn’t go right back to sleep. Instead, they took up routes, patrolling the area in large loops. The rest of the Permanences did too, their spotlights floating steadily across the area until the entire field was under their scrutiny.
Great.
Picking herself up, Frazie pressed against the cake again, scooting along it to bypass the guard that was still in the area. She had to be careful. One wrong move, and this excursion was over.
Another Permanence lurked ahead, blocking the path with its light. Stealthily, Frazie reached out with her Telekinesis, giving the creature a sharp tap on its far shoulder. Its gaze snapped back with a surprised grunt, giving her room to dash past its front and jump up atop a pyramid of clouds before it could notice.
She perched herself at the peak, feet planted on opposite sides of the structure while she surveyed the area. Oooooh, these guys were good. She was hard-pressed to find a weak spot in their pathing, brow furrowing with concentration. It was risky, but with a little help from Invisibility, she could possibly slip around to the side.
A path mapped in her mind, she jumped down, riding her Levitation Ball down the slope to pick up momentum. She hit the bottom and bounced, flying across the field, the short-sighted brutes blissfully unaware of her sailing overhead.
The only problem was she was soaring right into another spotlight, but she’d planned for that. She popped her orb and vanished simultaneously, rolling invisibly through the line of sight and coming out unseen.
So far, so good. She dropped her cloak and ducked behind cover to check the area ahead while she recharged. Halfway there.
The other half wasn’t as easy, though. Their patrols even tighter, Frazie had to hide herself more than once in order to bypass their airtight security. Every time one strafed right by her side, she was relieved they were so shortsighted, barely scraping by with Invisibility to get out of any close calls.
Before long, she became visible again, peeking out over the edge of a giant teacup to spot a lone shimmering dream cloud just a short jog ahead.
Perfect, she’d made it. Well, almost perfect. It was flawless up until a previously unseen Permanence poked its head around the side of the saucer and affixed its gaze on her.
Come ON.
A chunk of the cloudy cup burst apart as the creature lurched through it, not even taking a half-second to step around the side. Yelping, Frazie darted from cover, beelining straight for her destination.
She was fast, but it was faster. Even when she hopped on her ball again, the monster was gaining on her with arms outstretched. What were these things?! They were powerful, they were fast when they wanted to be... and this one was about to wring her neck.
The lone cloud was just ahead, mere seconds away, but the Permanence’s stomping footsteps were growing louder right behind her. Left with no other choice, Frazie pushed forward off her ride, hoping against hope that she’d enter the dream before her stalker knocked her lights out.
The cloud engulfed her just as it swung. She could feel the air woosh behind her from the sheer force of its blow, but it’d missed. Barely. Rolling onto her feet, she dove behind the nearest thing she could see.
A second later, a flashlight poked from the clouds she’d popped out of, slowly shining its light back and forth. Her heart thudded in her chest as it passed over her hiding spot, but finally, it retreated back into the fog, leaving her alone.
As soon as she knew she was safe, Frazie let out a looooooooong groan. That’d been too close. But she’d made it... and now she could see where she’d ended up.
She poked her head out from cover, mouth quirking. Huh. ‘Cover’ was a bit more spot-on than expected... she’d landed in a quaint little bedroom, its quilt-covered mattress being the only thing that’d protected her from certain death.
Standing up, she looked around. Not that there was much to see — just a small room without even a door to exit it. A bedside table with some prescription bottles on it. A lone window with a view of the street outside, a lamppost casting a faint rectangle of light on the carpet. After all the wild places the last dream had shown her, this one was surprisingly mundane.
So, what, was she just stuck here? Nowhere to go but back to a bunch of angry guards? At a loss, Frazie crossed over to the window and threw it open, leaning out to peek around.
It wasn’t just a street outside, it was a small town. The bedroom window was just high enough to reveal rows and rows of houses stretching off into the distance, and not a single sign where to head.
How the heck was she going to find the exit cloud here? It could be ANYWHERE, on any corner, in any building. She could be here for hours if she was wandering aimlessly. Hoping to find a clue below, Frazie threw a leg over the sill and jumped out.
But she didn’t land.
She didn’t even fall an inch. She hovered right where she’d leapt, a faint breeze tickling her body as if the air itself was holding her up. “What the...?”
She twisted back and forth, looking for a cause - no wires, no invisible footing, no tricks.
Frazie was flying.
Going still, Frazie hummed with thought, trying to figure out just what was going on and how to work with it. She tried flapping her arms, looking like a complete buffoon in the process. Trying to walk or roll or lurch just made her flip upside down. Finally, leaning forward, Frazie spread her arms and pushed ahead.
At last, she moved. An unseen force propelled her, the wind whipping through her hair while the road passed under her.
A wide grin spread across her face. Now that the initial confusion passed, she tried to figure out how to control it. She glided back and forth, looping through the air, laughing and hollering as she soared over the street like Peter Pan.
“Woo!” She hadn’t had a rush like this since when Milla had first taught her Levitation. She pondered for a moment if this was related, but no, she wasn’t using her powers at all. The dream itself was carrying her, letting her see its splendors from a new angle.
It was an acrobat’s dream come true. Kinda literally?
If she could, she’d be here all day, just savoring the elevation elation. It almost broke her heart when she realized she needed to get a move on. This would make finding the way out a LOT easier, at least.
A little too easy, in fact. Because once she rose up high into the sky, it turned out the dream cloud that’d take her out of here wasn’t down below... it was up in the air with her, a gleaming speck in the distance.
Good thing she’d suddenly become skyworthy, or this would’ve been an impossible task. Coursing forward as fast as her new ability allowed her, she spread her arms and soared, the light of the city below slowly trailing by while she made her way.
It’d take time, but she’d reach the exit eventually. A huge span of empty air separated her from the cloud... but it wasn’t empty for long.
She’d gotten close enough to see the cloud better, but also close enough to see it was bubbling, roiling. Suddenly, it spat out a figure... then another... and another, and another. The typical mental guardians had followed her in.
Apparently, someone was funding the Censors with military force. The little men flew in on little biplanes, their sleepcaps flapping in the wind as they beelined for her. They weren’t alone. A familiar yet new creature flew in beside them, held aloft by their own wings.
They looked a lot like Regrets with a fresh coat of blue paint... and heavier artillery. Their hefty anvils had been replaced with spiky spheres, now labelled as DEEP Regrets.
Lovely... they were evolving. But surely they weren’t any harder to deal with than normal. Frazie let them come to her, one of the new Regrets being the first foe to reach her. Although it took a few more Psi Blasts than its predecessor, a few shots was enough to make it burst and send its weight whistling downward.
Frazie turned to focus on the rest - until an ear-splitting crack rang out from below drew her attention. The new weight was heavy enough to smash right through the roof of a random house, nearly splitting it in half. The building shook, but it stood, sporting a new dent in its tiles... and then promptly exploded. A crackling sphere of electricity burst out of the house as the Regret’s payload went off, sending the house’s lights into a flickering fit before the structure caved in entirely.
Oh, boy. If there were actually people in this dream, they weren’t going to like that. Frazie would like it even less if that ten-ton bomb went off anywhere near her.
Flicking her eyes back up, Frazie narrowly rolled to the side as a plane unleashed a barrage of little red crosses at her and missed - they’d somehow shrunk and weaponized the symbols they usually jumped from. Crap. This had gone from an unforgettable experience to a deadly, dreamy dogfight scarily fast.
Keeping on the move, Frazie strafed through the sky, honing her Telekinesis on the machine’s propeller. With its propulsion halted, the machine stalled to a standstill. Its pilot hammered at the controls, frustrated. “No! Noooo!”
If getting stuck was enough to annoy it, it no doubt felt a lot worse when Frazie pulled hard and bent the fan’s blades inward. The little lawyer had just enough time to gulp, wave farewell, and start screaming as its vehicle started to descend downwards.
One down, a dozen to go. Eager to avenge their (literally) fallen comrade, more shots rang out - the Censors were staying level, opening fire with their custom pellets, but their Regret buddies were flying high, hoping to surprise her with an attack from above.
Frazie had to be careful not to get caught off-guard. Still pushing herself through the sky, she dove down underneath a line of approaching planes, flipping around and returning fire with a mixture of Psi Blasts and Knives. The blunt projectiles rocked their ships until they finally exploded or rattled apart while the blades sliced straight through them, rupturing their engines and puncturing holes in the thin metal.
The buzz and rattle of planes was quickly replaced by the wails of Censors falling back to the earth, the loud roar of their failing aircrafts accompanying them.
Up above, the Regrets got into position and let their mines fall. Moving swiftly, Frazie ducked and weaved, narrowly avoiding projectile after projectile. They wooshed by by mere inches, raining down on the city below as she danced around them.
Barely avoiding the whole lot, she gripped the last one with her mind and strained, its humongous weight almost too much to bear even with her powers... but, finally, she shouted defiantly as she managed to flip the weight around and launch it back where it came from.
The Regrets’ eyes bugged out just before the explosive went off, completely overpowering them with electricity. “Gzzzt! Bzzzzzzzzt!” Their blue bodies quickly grew black and charred before they tumbled out of the sky like the flies they were.
Only one managed to avoid the world’s most efficient bug zapper. It summoned another weight and scanned for a target down below... only to feel someone tap it from behind.
It slowly, nervously peeked over its shoulder. Behind it, Frazie tutted — and then flipped, driving her heel sharply into its back.
It crumpled like paper, sending it and its burden rocketing to the ground to join its friends. Frazie dusted her hands off, the skies hers and hers alone once more.
With the path finally clear, it was time to reluctantly leave this wonderful dream behind. Savoring her last few moments of flight while she could, Frazie did one last loop-the-loop before zooming right into the glistening dream cloud.
Her entrance was a liiiittle too fast. She’d expected to slowly descend back to the floor, but the instant she’d breached, she felt the wind fall out from under her. Taken by surprise, she gasped and tumbled, trying to right herself. She hit the ground and rolled, losing control.
Wham!
“Owwwww...” Somehow, although this area was just as puffy and soft as all the others, she’d managed to hit the one solid thing around. Landing with her feet dangling over her head, she groaned, her spine sore from crashing into... something.
Wincing, she rolled back onto her butt, rubbing her back. She wasn’t the only one hurting from the rough landing — she’d bowled over a very unfortunate Memory Vault, the little metal creature’s eyes rolling about in a daze.
Oops. “Sorry...” She wasn’t happy to harm it, but at least it’d been an accident. On its exposed tongue sat another set of photos. Though her curiosity was piqued, Frazie glanced around to see where she’d ended up first.
She’d made it, for the most part. She’d been warped again, the palace of dark clouds floating in the air not too far away this time. All she needed to do was climb one last set of scattered clouds leading up to it, each one stormier than the last.
She flinched when some of the darker puffs crackled, spitting lightning all around them. Alright, she’d have to watch for that too. But once she’d crossed through this last bit, she could finally get to the bottom of Jakob’s problem.
Dusting herself off, she stood and apologetically patted the safe’s head before swiping its treasure. Leaving it behind to recover, she began her ascent, leaping up to the first platform of many.
While she climbed, she intermittently checked out the polaroids. Partly to distract her from her still-aching backend, partly to try and glean a hint to what lay ahead.
Salesman of the Year
“We’ll take it!”
Jakob whooped, clapping his hands together. Another car sold to another lovely young family... but it was never the allure of a good sale he celebrated, no, it was the thought he’d just given them something that’d make their lives a lot easier. “You won’t regret it, ma’am!” he told the wife, who’d made the final decision. “The brand new Highway Stallion model is an absolute delight. Hottest engine on the line, the smoothest ride around, and its newly patented cup warmer to keep your coffee warm on a long drive... you are in for a treat!”
Her husband chuckled, stopping him. “You’ve already sold us, no need to keep singing its praises.”
“It’s hard not to!” Jakob shook his head, patting the hood of the vehicle just above its shiny horse logo forever emblazoned with its hooves held high. “Trust me, you’ve made a good choice. If you’ll just follow me back to my office so we can settle some last details...”
An hour of contract signing, extraneous details and insurance junk later, Jakob waved farewell to his clients as they drove their shiny new vehicle off the lot. He breathed a satisfied sigh for another job well done.
He was just about to head back inside when a hand roughly clapped his shoulder, making him jump. “Attaboy,” his boss praised by his side. He was a broad-shouldered man that always smelled of cheap cologne. A man who’d given him his first proper career, the job he’d worked hard to excel in... a man he looked up to. “Can’t say I’ve ever had an employee as energetic as you before.”
“Shucks...” Jakob rubbed his neck, always happy to be praised. “I’m just doing my best. I want every customer to leave satisfied.”
His boss snorted, turning to head back into the dealership. “Well, keep doing your best and there may just be a promotion in your future, kid.”
Jakob gaped. “Really?!” An excited pep in his step, he followed after, the evening sun setting on another day of hard work over the lot.
Things couldn’t be better.
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Jakob hummed a tune he’d caught on the radio on the way to work, going over some paperwork on his desk. Just him, the early sun filtering through the window shade, and the television in his office quietly playing some black and white sitcom just to have some noise in the background.
All was peaceful until his phone buzzed to life. A client calling already, huh? Prepared to talk business, he picked it up, placing the receiver to his ear. “Helloooooo, what can I help you wi-...”
“It was you!”
What the...? “M-me? I’m sorry, sir, I have no idea what you’re talking about...” Jakob shifted the phone to his other ear, wondering if he was getting prank called first thing in the morning. “If there’s an issue, I’d be happy to help.”
“Trying to play dumb?! It’s all your crappy car’s fault! You’re the reason my grandma’s-...!”
“Slow down, slow down! I don’t understand the problem!” Jakob protested, but the man on the other end was ranting and raving incomprehensibly.
Jakob had never been so relieved to hear the phone beep, signaling another caller. “I’m so sorry, sir, could you hold a moment?” Without waiting for a response, he switched to the new line. “Good morning, this is-...”
Another unusually aggravated customer barked at him. “I need a refund on that Stallion right now! There’s no way I’m keeping the thing after that broadcast.”
“Whoa, hold your horses!” Jakob pleaded, still hopelessly confused.
“Was that a joke?!”
“No! I just...” Jakob pinched his brow, steadying himself. “What’s going on? What broadcast?”
The caller went quiet a moment, as if trying to decide whether or not he was feigning ignorance. “Turn to Channel Two.”
Jakob did just that, getting up to flick the TV knob to the news station. He wanted answers.
And boy, did he get them.
The screen flicked to the middle of a report, a newswoman delivering all the facts into the mic in front of a recording of a flaming wreck. “-reached out to the Highway Stallion manufacturer for comment. They’ve claimed their new model was recalled almost immediately after production, its dangerous flaws discovered only once it hit the lot. Its new tire rubber tears easily, its seatbelts are prone to snapping with sufficient strain, various motor failures, and its cup warmer often overheat and burst into flames. Despite the recall, it seems some managed to get sold off anyway. More and more reports are coming in of pile-ups and accidents all across the city. Avoid the freeway for the next few hours, and if you’ve recently purchased this model, it’s highly advised to get your money back. Coming up, we’ll be taking a look at—”
Jakob clicked the TV off, mouth agape. He’d had no idea. Oh, this was bad, REALLY bad.
He jerked to life when he remembered he still had someone on the line. “I’m so, so sorry, sir! I’ll do everything I can to get you your money back...” The phone beeped again. “...After I handle this new call. Sorry, sir, please hold!”
The new caller wasn’t any happier. Or the next. Or the dozens that came after. He couldn’t even get back to his first caller with the flood of complaints coming in, each more horrifying than the last, each one accusing him. Their pain reverberated in his ear, each one making his heart sink more and more.
“In the hospital! Don’t know if he’ll ever walk-“
“...-eight car pile-up on the highway! I think it just caught fire-...”
“...-we can’t afford to pay for the damages! We’ll be broke! Please, you need to help-“
“...-our life’s ruined! RUINED!”
Completely distraught, Jakob ran his hand through his hair, in way over his head. There was only one thing he could do.
“I need to speak with my manager! Please hold.”
Leaving his phone hanging off the hook, Jakob barged out of his office, almost tripping over himself as he sprinted to his boss’ room.
He slammed the door open, panting. “Sir! We’ve got a situation!”
“Eh?” His boss put out his cigar, giving him his full attention. “What, we got another bum sleeping in the lot?”
If only. Jakob filled him in as best he could, stumbling over his words. His boss sat composed the whole while, hands folded, mouth taut.
“...And I don’t know what to tell them!” Jakob finished, taking a deep breath. “Sir, what do we do?!”
His superior mulled it over a bit, calm, composed. “Here’s what you do,” he finally replied. “You promise them we’ll make things right as soon as possible, tell them they can come down for a new car at 20% off, and then you hang up.”
...Hang... up? People were suffering, angry, confused, and he was supposed to hang up?! “Sir, these people need help!” Jakob protested. “We need to do what we can to fix things!”
The other man just scoffed, waving him off. “Who cares? We got their money.”
Jakob was completely flabbergasted. “Who cares? I care! And you should, too!”
“Well that’s funny, cause I don’t.”
“Why aren’t you taking this seriously?!” Jakob had to resist tearing his hair out in frustration. His boss had been stone-faced the whole time, unsurprised... almost as if he’d known what was coming, and already prepared how to respond.
That’s when it hit him. Jakob straightened up, almost too afraid to ask what’d crossed his mind. “...Did... did you know about the design flaws?”
To his horror, his boss just sneered. “So what if I did? The customers don’t know that.” He laughed, a cruel, barking cackle. “Oops, didn’t get the memo! Complete accident. So sorry, but we can’t help you... want a discount on your next purchase?”
It was like Jakob’s whole world had been pulled out from under him. All he could do was say the one thing running through his mind. “But... why?”
“It would’ve been a real shame to see all that series go to waste. Why send it all to the scrapyard when we can make a little more dough? The customer gets a car, we get paid... and the contract ensures it doesn’t come back to bite us in the ass. They can cry to the manufacturer for letting the cheap piece of crap hit the lot in the first place.”
Jakob was going to be sick. He pulled on his tie, fighting the urge to let his breakfast come back up. “You’re... you’re a monster!”
“And you’re in trouble if you let this slip to anyone.” His boss suddenly fixed him with a cold, piercing glare, drawing a thumb across his throat. “I’m only gonna repeat myself once: Get back to work, tell them some sappy mumbo jumbo, and then hang. Up.”
Sheer unfiltered disgust coursed through every inch of Jakob’s body. There was no way he could go back to that heartbreaking task, not after he knew what he did now. Only one option remained.
“Do it yourself,” Jakob snarled, stomping away. “I quit.”
The boss seemed surprised, but only a bit. “And give up on that promotion? Oh, well. Your loss... there’s dozens more shmucks like you just begging for a job.”
Jakob returned to his office just long enough to grab his things, the phone still sounding off while he packed. He couldn’t look at it, the things he’d heard still haunting him alongside his manager’s heartless laughter.
He left the dealership and never looked back.
Time passed. The scandal eventually tanked the manufacturer, and just like his boss predicted, no one was any the wiser of the true culprit. But that didn’t mean justice wasn’t served.
Ironically, when his boss finally got his comeuppance, it wasn’t because of his disgusting deed — it was tax evasion that got him thrown behind bars. Yet it didn’t make Jakob feel any better. The damage was already done.
Every night, he laid awake staring at the ceiling. Heart heavy, all he could do was run his memories of that day through his head again and again.
When the fatigue finally became too much to bear, he rolled over and popped open one of his prescriptions. He’d been visiting his doctor for his sleeplessness, and each time, they had some new medication to try. They usually worked, for a time... but eventually, his insomnia would return.
He waited and waited, but to his dismay, this new dose was losing effectiveness too. He groaned, shoving his pillow into his face as the sun began to filter into his room. Another all-nighter. There was no way he was going to nail that interview later. Yet all he could do was force himself up and try anyway.
The voices on the phone would haunt him for days, weeks, months... years. Even when they finally faded to the back of his mind, he still laid awake at night, eyes wide open, heart heavy.
“I’m telling you... I’m at my limit, doc...”
His doctor, a short man, scribbled down a few notes on his clipboard. “Let’s see what else we can do...” Flipping the page, he scanned through his list. “Tried that... tried that... and tried that. Hmm. Do you recall if we’ve done Slumbasil yet?”
“That was our third option... I think?” Jakob racked his tired brain trying to remember, barely able to keep his eyes open. “Fifth? May... ywn... maybe...”
“I don’t believe it matters so long as you tried it.” He went back to his list, checking off a few things, until finally... “I’m sorry, Mr. Winkle, but I think we’re out of options.”
Not the answer he’d wanted to hear. Jakob clasped his hands together, pleading. “That can’t be right! You’ve gotta help me, doc! There’s... there’s gotta be something we haven’t tried!”
“The only thing we haven’t done is try knocking you out with a mallet.”
“...Can we do that?”
“No, Mr. Winkle. I was joking.”
Jakob wasn’t laughing. “B-but... you’re a doctor! You’re supposed to heal people!”
“I’m a doctor, not a miracle worker. I’m sorry, but we’re all out of ideas. We can’t cure you.”
Jakob clutched at his face, struggling to process everything. There was no way they’d tried everything. There was no way he was stuck with this curse. No way... no way... no way. “You’re... you’re just holding out on me! You bastard!”
With surprising strength for a thin and exhausted man, Jakob lunged for the doctor, slamming him against the wall. “I know you have something better!” he roared, shaking him. “Help me! HELP!”
“W-what are you doing?!” His doctor tried to pry him off, but it was no use. He wasn’t listening. He wasn’t stopping until he got what he wanted. “A-alright, alright, you’re right! There’s one last thing we can try!”
Jakob finally relaxed, a sleepy smile drifting across his face as he let the doctor fall back to the ground. “Thank goodness...!”
Keeping a nervous eye on his patient, the doctor motioned for him to stay put. “I’ll get it set up for you, I just need to call it in.”
More than happy to have an excuse to sit back down, Jakob didn’t even bother climbing back up on the examination table, just flopping down to lean against it and shut his eyes. While he rested, his doctor quickly left him alone in the room to go dial up a certain number.
“Get me Thorney Towers. Yes... violent tendencies, delirium, yes. Please come pick him up at your earliest convenience. And hurry!”
Frazie felt just as disgusted as Jakob had been.
She’d had it backwards. Jakob didn’t need a doctor... he needed a therapist. Or a Psychonaut.
It all made sense now. He might not have been directly responsible, but it was clear the consequences of his boss’s greed and selfishness had hit him hard. An indirect tool to so much pain, people’s cries ringing in his ears at the dead of night... no wonder he had trouble sleeping. And judging from the storm brewing in his head, his guilt had followed him into his dreams as well.
Subconsciously weighed down by his past while awake, awoken by night terrors and nightmares when he tried to escape it... the perfect recipe for decades of misery.
That just left one final question... just what exactly was stirring Jakob’s dream clouds into a thunderous tizzy up ahead?
Another blast of thunder and blinding lightning stole her attention, too close for comfort. Amidst digging through his troubling past, she’d managed to avoid getting struck by lightning and made it up to the citadel of clouds. The formerly puffy purple footing was now black as coal, and while it wasn’t acting up right now, Frazie didn’t exactly feel safe walking across it.
Stowing the photos away, she braced herself and stepped into the cluster, making her way into the center of the storm.
As expected, it was dark inside, but still bright enough to see that the chamber was empty. Stepping closer to the center, Frazie cupped her mouth and called out. “Helloooooo? Anybody home?”
No response. She turned, hands on her hips. There was definitely something here, it wasn’t like these clouds were worked into a frenzy for no reason. Was the cause hiding inside them or something?
She was kind of right.
A bright orange glow suddenly came from below. Frazie’s head whipped down to notice some sort of hellish maw opening beneath her.
“Eep!” She quickly threw herself off it, and not a moment too soon. Gnarled hands and sharp claws suddenly burst from the crevice, snatching at where she’d just been.
She didn’t want to imagine what would’ve happened if she’d gotten pulled in. But just because she’d escaped didn’t mean she was safe... whatever had created the portal wasn’t pleased she’d dodged it, starting to emerge from the hole in the ground.
Bit by bit, it showed itself. Its twisted horns came first, followed by eerily glowing eyes and a protruding mouth surrounded by sharp teeth. Its body was slimy, shifting, a noxious purple hue covered in more little maws. Each one had arms dangling from it, ending in everything from claws and hands to scythes and blades.
Frazie wrinkled her nose at the unnerving creature. “Eugh... if this place is full of dreams, you’re a nightmare.” If only she knew how apt the moniker was.
The monster didn’t respond, at least not directly. When it spoke, it was only in a raspy whisper, talking to something that wasn’t there. “...-our life’s ruined! RUINED!”
“What?” It certainly wasn’t referring to her... it must’ve been echoing something from Jakob’s past, a shrill hiss that haunted the back of his brain. The voice that called to him from across the expanse of his mind.
“It was you! It’s all your fault!” it rasped again, contorting its body to stand a little taller. “YOUR FAULT!”
“Oh, shut up.” Frazie spread her feet wide, ready to throw down if this thing attacked. “Nothing’s my fault, and nothing’s Jakob’s fault either! He had no idea what he was doing!”
The creature observed her in silence, its orange eyes unblinking. Frazie stared right back until it started to get awkward. “So... are we going to have a problem, or...?”
Yes. Yes they were. When the creature finally moved, it wasn’t to attack... it was to transform. Frazie jumped when a sickening crack suddenly came from the monster, its body bending backwards unnaturally.
It lurched forward again, snapping, twisting, each sound more gruesome than the last as it changed before her very eyes.
It stretched out until it was on all fours, its shadowy body contorting legs ending in everything from hooves to insectoid claws, a blazing tail sprouting from its hindquarters. Its face elongated, its twisted maw becoming an equally twisted muzzle. More arms sprouted from its neck, forming a mane of limbs coiling and swiping at the air.
Its terrifying transformation finally complete, it reared back on its hind legs and let out a whinny that scratched at her very soul. It’d gone from an already disturbing conglomeration to a horse from hell.
It wasn’t just a nightmare anymore... it was a Night-Mare.
Frazie recognized that pose, the hooves high in the air, its horrific head craning towards the sky. It was emulating the logo on that car Jakob was selling, a symbol of his trauma given form.
It brought its feet down, slamming them into the clouds. Right on cue, they started to crackle and glow with electricity as it spread its terrible influence over Jakob’s dreams. All around the dark dome, lightning burst out at wild angles, the deafening boom of thunder reverberating from all angles.
If she wasn’t sure this was the cause of the problem, she was now. Trying to wipe the revolting sight she’d just seen from her mind, she glared down her opponent. “It doesn’t matter what you change into, you don’t scare me.”
The beast simply snorted, pawing the ground, preparing to charge.
She braced herself again. Alright... she could handle a horse. She owned one, after all. This one was just bigger... and scarier... and violent... and had flailing arms tearing the air over its back. Alright, this might be a bit harder than training Sugarcube. Being gentle and soothing would only get her so far with a monster like this. Maybe she didn’t have to beat it into nothingness, though… maybe it’d adopted some mannerisms from the form it took?
Yet, Frazie’s face grit with determination. She wasn’t just going to beat this sucker... she was going to tame it. For Jakob’s sake.
Notes:
I’d say I glide very often in my dreams, and that was partly the inspiration for this chapter. An excuse to have ecstatic, flighty Frazie again! ...And then immediately throw her in a dogfight. What kind of dreams do you guys have?
Also yes, I’m being a punmeister again. Fight me.
Chapter 34: Night Terror
Notes:
Woo, thank you all for 15k views! And of course, thank you for sticking around this far as well. Annnnd another thanks to the betas for all their efforts. Thanks, thanks, thank you, everyone gets some appreciation.
Now then... it's time to bring this world to its conclusion. Frazie VS the Horse from Hell, her experience with animals VS its nightmarish powers. Let's go!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Let the rodeo begin.
Frazie kept her stance wide, focused on her equine enemy, ready to dodge once it made its first move. She circled it like you’d circle a wild animal, keeping her footing steady on the dark padding below.
It neighed aggressively in its horrific, rasping tone, but Frazie didn’t let it shake her. It wasn’t the first time she’d faced an unruly pony. She might’ve been on good terms with all the Aquato family animals now, but it hadn’t always been that way. You didn’t amass a stable full of loyal critters without a few bruises and hoof-trodden toes. Forming bonds, training, all of that took time. And while she didn’t particularly have weeks to spare here, she could at least use that past experience to help handle this wild stallion.
The creature finally attacked, its sturdy body lurching forward and pounding across the ground towards her. “Please hold!” it rasped... Frazie proceeded to do not-that and jumped aside, letting it breeze past harmlessly.
Was that it? That wasn’t so bad. It wasn’t much worse than when one of their caravan horses acted up.
Or so it seemed.
A burst of nightmarish light went off behind her. Before she could turn to see what’d happened, it exploded again right in front of her - the hellish maw she’d seen on the floor formed before her eyes, now standing upright, with her foe charging right out of it.
It bowled her over before she could even shout with surprise. The wind flew right out of her as it slammed her out of its way, throwing her to the floor.
What a dirty trick... it could teleport. While the landing was soft, the hit certainly wasn’t, leaving Frazie groaning on the ground feeling like a train had crashed into her.
And speaking of crashing into... her eyes finally focused enough to spot the horse’s hindlegs raised high over her head. She let out a squeal and threw herself to the side just as its powerful feet smashed the clouds where her head had been.
Alright... this beast meant business. Frazie got back up, wiping her mouth. Fine. If it was going to play dirty, so would she.
Once it realized it’d failed to crush her into paste, the beast swung, bringing its head around to try and slam it into her side. She met it halfway with her fist, the monster letting out a strange and surprised sound as she connected, psychically punching its face one way, then the other.
Some part of her felt guilty for hitting an animal — she just had to remind herself normal horses weren’t made of terror and twitching limbs. This thing barely counted as one. It seemed durable anyways... her strikes barely phased it. It grunted, whinnied, and spun away from her to try and buck her with its back end.
But even its towering hindquarters were barely a hurdle for an Aquato. Frazie bent down and leapt, arcing over its kick to land on its back. She wrapped her arms around its neck to keep it from throwing her off, taunting it. “How do you like that, you owowowOWOWOWOW!”
Sharp pain tore at her chest. From the holes in its neck, its mane of twisted limbs poked out of their hiding place to slash and scratch at her. Frazie grabbed for one that’d snagged her shirt and yanked frantically at it until it pulled loose, just in time for the Night-Mare to rear up. With nothing for her to hold on to, it promptly deposited her on her butt with a mocking whinny.
Frazie clutched at her upper body, shutting out the pain blossoming in her breast. She’d never forgive herself if she let her ass get kicked by a horse. Those arms were going to be a problem if she wanted to break the beast, though. Think, Frazie, think...
But don’t think TOO long! It was moving again, and moving strangely. None of its attacks had been too out of the ordinary so far, barring the whole dimensional warping thing. That’s why when it reared up on its back legs again, not even aiming for her, she had no idea what to expect.
It slammed its hooves down into the clouds, missing Frazie entirely... but hitting her was never its intent. Like a catalyst, its sharp blow to the floor below made the dark puffs start acting up, a loud crack of thunder echoing around the arena, various clouds suddenly sparked with building electricity.
Thaaaat wasn’t good.
The heavens themselves lashed out, spitting lightning around the room. Frazie shrieked as a stray bolt zapped the air to her side, the girl narrowly dodging another that crashed down from above. You’d think she was a lightning rod the way they followed her, chasing her around the area with electrical fury.
Panting, Frazie ran for her life, keeping ahead of the barrage until it finally petered out. “Joke!” her foe called mockingly, an unnerving laugh wheezing from its maw.
Alright, that was it. She’d let it make a fool of her long enough... it was time to get serious.
Time to fight energy with energy. Frazie spun and fired Psi-blasts back at it, the blunt blows rocking its misshapen body and making it cry out in pain. Shrugging it off, the monster tore open another hole in reality with a flick of its head, once more disappearing into the nether.
Frazie was on alert this time, knowing it could come from any direction now. Her eyes swiveled, her body tensed... and eventually the Night-Mare reemerged, rampaging towards her from the side. A quick backflip got her out of harms way, but it just went out of one portal and into another.
Frazie kept on her toes, rolling and weaving around each of its charges as it kept popping in and out from random angles in one long, continuous stampede. The clomp of its hooves rang out, providing an accompanying rhythm to their deadly dance. It had the element of surprise, but she had the element of agility.
Once she got into the flow of it, it became a game of whack-a-horse. It’d pop out, she’d dodge it and send it on its way back into a portal with a couple smacks and kicks. Now it was the Night-Mare looking like a doofus, struck again and again until she’d clobbered it silly.
It caught on at last and screeched to a stop. Neighing angrily at her, it stumbled as it slowed, looking as worn down as she felt. She’d given it a beating, and it looked like one final clash would decide who was the victor. It turned to face her once more, hunkering down for its final charge. “RUINED!”
Frazie returned its fierce glare, steeling herself too. When it started stampeding across the clouds, she fearlessly ran straight for it as well until they met in the middle.
Rather than evade, Frazie pounced right at it, praying she could pull this off without becoming roadkill. Right as it met her, she threw her arms around its neck and swung, using her momentum to throw herself up on the creature’s back again.
No time to celebrate that risky success. Immediately, its mane started bristling, in the ‘horrific mishmash of arms trying to maul you’ kind of way. This time, Frazie was ready, summoning a Psi-knife and swinging wildly at the angry appendages. “Back! Get back!”
The phantom limbs pawed at the air, still trying to grab her, only to be deterred by each slash of her blade. Finally, they retreated back into the Night-Mare’s neck, slowly slithering away into the holes in its body until it was safe to cling on at last.
That was precisely what she did, hugging the horrifying horse tightly, knowing it was going to start acting up at any moment. A wild steed never liked to be ridden, and imaginary monster ones were no different. If she had any hope of subduing this thing, she’d have to hold on until it gave in and accepted her — if that was even possible.
No easy task, obviously. Below her, the beast began to snort and undulate, displeased that she’d subdued its natural defenses and had the gall to try and ride it. It jerked and jumped, bucking wildly, far harsher than any normal steed was capable of. Each stomp of its hooves made the arena flash and roar wildly, the clouds crackling and spitting lightning indignantly.
She was in for a rough ride, but she held strong. Frazie squeezed its neck for dear life, dug her thighs into its sides, yet still bounced and flopped regardless. It was getting painful for her with how violently it fought back, but this was a fight she refused to lose. All she had to do was hang on.
The Night-Mare had one last trick in store, though.
It finally stopped fighting, to Frazie’s surprise — it’d given up way too quickly. But that was because it wasn’t surrendering at all. With a sharp toss of its head, it tore open another hole in reality. Frazie could see straight into the glowing void from where she sat, a chill running down her spine. Flames danced within, crackling across cracked and barren earth.
The Nightmare Realm.
“Hold on a second...” Frazie protested. Ignoring her wishes, her mount whinnied loudly and charged forward, running right through the portal.
Unbearable heat immediately washed over her. It was even worse on the inside... screams of despair and anger wailed all around, tormenting her eardrums as fire tickled her sides. All around her, the walls shifted and roiled, plastered with groaning faces constantly howling at her for intruding where she didn’t belong. This lone corridor was somehow the worst thing she’d encountered in her mental adventures so far — just being in it was tearing at her spirit, her sanity. If hell was real, it must’ve been something like this.
She had no choice. Frazie shut her eyes and held on even tighter, trying to tune out the cries of the damned and the oppressive temperature. All she had to do was hold out. Her mind kept screaming at her to use her smelling salts and retreat from this torturous experience, but she endured, gritting her teeth and praying it’d be over soon.
The Night-Mare raced onward recklessly, sometimes jumping, sometimes lurching, but never losing speed. It was right at home here, unaffected, thriving even. It was a battle of wills now - could her spirit last longer than its resistance?
She wasn’t sure how much time passed. It must’ve only been a minute, but it felt like hours, each second more agonizing than the last. She started to consider just giving up, conceding that the monster couldn’t be tamed and needed to be destroyed... but that was when it started to slow.
A moment later, a revitalizing wave of cool air washed over her as another portal opened ahead and deposited them back out into the cloudy dome. The creature bucked a few more times, snorting and whining, but finally fell still with a few annoyed stomps of its hooves. Frazie finally dared to peek... everything was still. No more hellfire or tortured souls. Just a ticked-off but reluctantly accepting steed pawing the ground underneath her.
She’d won.
Frazie couldn’t help but laugh with relief, collapsing against the Night-Mare’s neck. Ever the good sport, she stroked the monster’s neck, careful not to slip her hand into any of its holes. “See? Aren’t things a lot nicer when we’re friends, and not beating the crap out of each other?”
The Night-Mare snorted and brayed, likely uttering something utterly vile that was thankfully censored by horse language. Yet it didn’t fight anymore - tolerating her was a lot less annoying than facing her.
Despite herself, Frazie couldn’t help but pat its head much like she would Sugarcube. Good little demon. “Now come on, big fella.” She reached up to grasp its curled horns, using them as a makeshift way to guide its movements. “There’s someone you’ve been tormenting for far too long, and I think it’s time you two settled things.”
Reluctantly, the Night-Mare followed her instruction, trotting steadily towards the exit. “You’re a monster,” it hissed.
“Oh, you’re one to talk. Shush.” Taking this thing to Jakob would do more harm than good if it was going to keep stoking his guilty conscience with its harsh whispers. But that was easily fixed.
As they rode back out, Frazie summoned another Psi-knife and swung it at the puffy wall, shearing off a small black puff of storm cloud. Snatching it with Telekinesis, she moved it to the beast’s front and promptly stuffed it into its gasmask-like mouth, earning a muffled whine. It wasn’t quite a bridle, but it’d do.
Now humiliated on top of defeated, the Night-Mare led them out under the night sky once more. Frazie directed her steed to the cloud’s edge looking out over Jakob’s mind; far, far in the distance, she could spot the top of his giant bedframe poking out down below.
“Now how are we gonna get back?” she wondered aloud. They could retrace her path... but that meant escorting the Night-Mare past all the Permanences and the maze of dreams again. Neither sounded pleasant.
To her surprise, though, her steed took a few steps back... and then rushed forward, leaping over the edge towards the abyss.
“You little—!” The creature would rather take them both down than be her mount... it was more insulting and self-destructive than scary, since she could easily whiff her salts and escape to leave it falling on its own, but she couldn’t help but feel a little hurt.
Except it wasn’t throwing its life away. Rather than tumble into emptiness, the horse found footfall, riding on air. Its legs kicked like it was swimming, ferrying them across the great dreamy expanse back towards Jakob’s bed.
Surprised, Frazie peered to both sides, watching it soar of its own will. “Hey... how come you can fly out here and I had to be in a dream to do the same thing? That’s not fair.” Her mount did not reply, because mind horses don’t give a damn about your laws of physics.
Whatever. Now wasn’t the time to look a gift horse in the mouth. Shutting up, Frazie focused ahead and gripped its horns tighter, maneuvering it across the sky.
Jakob’s head throbbed. For some reason, the dark storm in the distance had been in an absolute tizzy just moments ago, even worse than it normally was. He hadn’t dared try to sleep during it — and he was wary to try again now that it’d finally died down.
Hoping to soothe his frazzled nerves, Jakob gulped down some warm milk, tilting the glass high. To the side, his sleepy sheep played some poker, enjoying their break. He was mid-sip when a voice shouted out from above.
“Hey! I’m back!”
His bleary eyes drifted up to see that the strange girl from earlier had returned... and then shot wide open when he realized what she was riding.
“Pbbbbbbt!” He spat out his drink in surprise, staining his quilt with white. “W-what in blazes is that?!” he stammered, pulling the sheets up past his nose. For once, he hoped he was hallucinating as Frazie swooped in on the most horrifying thing he’d ever seen. The instant his fluffy friends laid eyes on it, they screamed and fled, leaving cards fluttering all over the place. If she’d been planning on helping him out, scaring him half to death was having the opposite effect.
They came in for a landing, the monster’s hooves clacking on the ground as it slowed to a stop. “Don’t worry, it won’t hurt you,” Frazie insisted. She leaned around its head to look it in the eye, her voice taking on a slightly threatening lilt. “At least, not anymore. Right?”
The horse tried to say something, only for its stuffed mouth to muffle the message. Giving up, it slowly nodded its head up and down.
“Good.” Its visage alone was still making Jakob shiver under his blanket, so Frazie directed its face away to give him a break while they talked. “Listen... I know what happened at the dealership.”
“The dealership...?” For a moment, Jakob didn’t seem to recall, his memory robbed from him by time and poor sleep. But it wasn’t gone, just blurry. At last, recognition filled his face. Jakob drooped - but not with his usual fatigue. With sadness. “The dealership.”
Frazie swung her legs towards him and crossed them, using the Night-Mare as her chair while she talked. “It must’ve been eating you up all this time. Right?”
“Mhm...”
He’d already looked exhausted, but he somehow looked even more so now that the past had caught up with him again. Frazie was no therapist, but she wasn’t going to let Jakob beat himself up any longer if she could help it. So she started with a simple question: “Why?”
Was it not obvious? “Because... all those people...” Jakob reached for his face and pulled at his cheeks, groaning. “Everything they said rang in my ears for years and years. So much despair... all my fault...”
“Did you know they were junk when you sold them?”
“No... but I should’ve inspected them before selling them. I still sold them...”
“And you couldn’t have known better. You were just as fooled as the customers were. You trusted your boss, and he betrayed you all. You’re a victim of him, too. And even if you weren’t, don’t you think you’ve been punished more than enough by now?”
Jakob was silent — for a moment, Frazie thought he’d passed out again, until he took a deep and shuddery breath. “I don’t know...” He still felt responsible, but he couldn’t deny the past years had been hell. Years and years, stuck in this tower... he was tired. So very tired... of everything.
Frazie finally got off her steed, resting a hand on its back. “I know you feel like everything would’ve been fine if you’d just known more, but how could you?” She reached for the beast’s horn and turned its head to face him again, gesturing to the puffy muzzle in its maw. “Try answering without this guy filling your head with nonsense.”
The sight of it made Jakob cringe again, but it was a lot less scary now that he knew it was harmless. He finally met his trauma eye to eye, both staring at each other, as if in silent conversation. The self-doubt and the guilt finally had nothing to say.
So he tried to think up an answer. “I could’ve... I... maybe... well...” He went quiet. He couldn’t.
That was a plus in Frazie’s book. She offered the man a sympathetic smile. “I can’t make you forgive yourself, but I’ve at least got this rascal under control. So hey, how about you relax and sleep on it?”
Sleep on it. That sounded... that sounded heavenly. Yes. He could worry about things later... after a well-deserved rest. Before he’d realized it, he was already laying down again, his body filled with a comfort he hadn’t felt in a long while. “Good... good idea.” Slowly, his eyes shut, the clouds in the distance staying silent this time. “Good... night...”
He was out in an instant, and there was nothing to disturb him this time. Frazie planned to keep it that way, giving the Night-Mare’s horn another sharp tug. “Now behave, you. You don’t want me to come back with a saddle and muzzle. Might even see if I can find a way to braid your mane...”
The thought of her contorting the arms on its neck into a new hairdo made the creature whinny softly in fear. It’d comply, for its own sake.
Even the Night-Mare seemed tired of this whole debacle - or maybe it just wanted to recover from their fight. Slowly, it left Frazie’s side and trudged over to Jakob’s. She tensed up, expecting it to pull something, maybe try to wake him up. Yet, it simply laid down by the side of his bed and shut its glowing eyes for a nap of its own. She’d still keep it muzzled for good measure, but for the foreseeable future, Jakob would live alongside his trauma instead of letting it overwhelm him... and without its constant nagging, he might finally realize on his own he wasn’t as responsible for his crimes as he thought.
Frazie looked up in the distance. The cloudy cluster was as dark as ever, but there wasn’t a single flash or boom to be heard. His thoughts were still troubled, and it might still be hard to get to sleep... but when he finally reached slumberland, nothing would interrupt him anymore.
Peace had finally returned to the dreamland. Giving the unusual pair one last glance, Frazie cracked open her smelling salts and inhaled deeply.
Frazie gave her head a good jiggle back in reality. She shook off any lingering sleepies until she was fully awake again. Even with all the action, that place made her want a little shut eye.
But how was Jakob faring?
The portal on his forehead had shut, but the man laid still. Was he already out? Cautiously, Frazie reached for the little doorway.
Jakob jerked up with a start. “Gah!”
“Gah!”
The portal tumbled into his lap whilst they were yelping at each other. Frazie looked at it, then back to him, her brow furrowing. “Are you, uh... are you okay?”
He wasn’t okay... but he would be. The broken trance had startled him, but now that it’d passed, his fatigue hit him like a truck. And there wasn’t a single thing keeping him from giving into it.
“At... last...” One second he was upright, the next, he’d completely collapsed, not even bothering to get into a comfortable position before passing out. He had just enough energy to murmur one last little thing. “Thank... you...”
Frazie watched, half-expecting him to jolt upright again... but nope, he was out for real this time. He likely would be for a couple days, too. He had a LOT of sleep to catch up on, and he’d earned every second of it.
Even though she couldn’t have waked him if she tried, Frazie still didn’t make any sudden movements as she retrieved her portal. Now she just needed to clear the bed. She was tough, but he was still a full-grown man - at best, she’d risk dropping him if she tried to lift him in her arms. Thankfully, she had other ways.
Her mind effortlessly hoisted him up, the man’s arms and legs dangling as she transported him over to a different cot. She laid him out, making sure he actually had decent posture this time.
There. She turned to go, her way forward finally open... but she stopped, glancing back. With another flick of Telekinesis, she grabbed a blanket from the floor and spread it out over him. All nice and tucked in. “Sweet dreams,” she whispered, turning to go.
“SNNNNNRRRRRRRRK.” He responded with the most ear-splitting snore she’d ever heard.
She grimaced, giving him another look. “Eugh.” Pretending she hadn’t heard that, she took a few steps back before racing for the newly opened cot.
Like the gymnast she was, she leapt and bounced off it, springboarding high into the air. Just like she’d hoped, the little extra oomph was all she’d needed to make it through the hole in the ceiling.
Landing with her front half over the edge, she caught herself. She pulled herself up the rest of the way with a grunt. Dusting her outfit off, she carried on her way to the next floor. Now that she’d put that problem to bed, it was finally time to resume her ascent.
But little did Frazie know, the real nightmare was just ahead.
We're halfway there, now. Two patients to go... and I provided a couple hints for what they'll involve throughout Jakob's chapters! One subtle, one not-so-subtle. Before that, though, I miiiiight do a mini-chapter or two after this one, focus on what some of the other characters are doing, break up the constant mental adventure with something a bit more grounded. But only if I can come up with a way to do it that adds to the story instead of distracting from it! So we probably won't see Lili and Dogen's humorous brain hunting escapades, but you might just see something else. I have a couple ideas, but I make no guarantees they'll pan out. Whether the next chapter is more inmate assistance or a peek elsewhere, though, see you soon!
And now for, you guessed it... the post-world analysis! These somehow get longer and longer each time, even when I'm trying to cut back... forgive me.
Jakob Winkle: A man cursed with severe insomnia due to his lingering guilt from crimes he was tricked into committing. He gets just enough sleep to live, but the overall lack of it has left him mentally deteriorated, physically exhausted... and worst of all, cranky. His inability to function and occasional bouts of sleep-deprived mania eventually got him sent off to the asylum. In a way, since they suffered from similar afflictions in their mind, Jakob could be seen as a possible outcome for Milla if the Psychonauts had never helped and recruited her.
His name is a combination of Jakob Klaesi (one of the founders of sleep therapy) and Rip Van Winkle (another person with a connection to sleep, the story of a man that slept for 20 years).
Also, while I didn’t base him on me at all, I did draw a bit from my own experience with sleeplessness while writing him. Sleeping pills that don’t do a thing, nights where your body stays awake for no reason at all, the stress of having to go through the day as normal when your body’s on its last legs... it definitely helped me get in character, at least.
General Aesthetic: I’ve always enjoyed the theme of dreams, been fascinated by the creative potential of sleep, so I figured it’d be fun to incorporate them into a part of the story. Spoiler alert - it was. My biggest inspiration for the world was a place called Donald’s Dreamland from the game Toontown. Look it up, check it out! I wanted something just as comfy and dozy, and even incorporated the purple clouds into the aesthetic.
As nice as the world can be, it’s not Jakob’s true mental world. Naturally, someone who can’t sleep is going to think about sleep a LOT; it gets to the point where it becomes the mind’s focus, and where sleep deprivation eventually begins to warp the mind until it inherits some dreamlike qualities. I imagine Winkle’s mind is the one that’d change the most once Frazie’s helped him, becoming something else entirely once he’s healthy and rested again. Of course, that change would take awhile, so revisiting the world would still keep it the same during the game.
As I mentioned in the world’s first author note, this segment went under a lot of revision. While adjusting the character didn’t change the world’s aesthetic too much, it did have a big outcome on its finale. I’d originally intended for Jakob to have straight-up severe natural insomnia rather than insomnia caused by trauma, and later changed course when the betas and I talked about how if done poorly it could come across as insensitive and make his debilitating condition seem outright cured. Better safe than sorry. When I shifted to the new version, I decided to make the last part of the area stormy to draw a parallel between thunder clouds and dream clouds, representing troubled and scary sleep. On top of that, the constant jolts of thunder and lightning are representative of jolts of energy, that little zap that gives you your second wind. So without the nightmares the aesthetic would’ve stayed calm and dreamy all throughout, albeit maybe with bushes of alarm clocks and such. The final encounter would’ve been MUCH different though - one iteration was a cuckoo clock that constantly went off and kept Jakob awake, which would basically transform into the cuckoo piloting the clock like a mech when Frazie tried to shut it down. Another version was the clock representing his sleep cycle and the cuckoo being a separate entity that nested in it - it had electric powers to represent that energetic jolt, and its discharges made the clock go haywire and screw up his sleep. To fix the problem in this scenario, Frazie would’ve had to take the bird out, the tiny tweeter transforming into a massive electric roc when threatened.
Jakob’s Quilt: It’s covered in symbols of things relating to his past and his trauma - the tires from the cars, the phone that’s haunted him with its accusations, the horse logo that represents the place that changed his life for the worse... and, of course, lots of sleepy Zs to show how much he craves rest.
Another bit of unintentional symbolism... since he’s under the cover, it could be interpreted as his past weighing him down as well.
Dreams: Thanks to many sleepless nights, the lines between Winkle’s awake brain and asleep brain have blurred substantially, allowing his dreams to seep into his Mental World. These little subareas basically take the mindscape’s already bizarre infrastructure and ramp it up times ten, adding bizarre and unique encounters.
If this were actually a game, these would probably be toned down a lot since it’d be a huge waste of time and effort to make loads of assets and new mechanics for just one area. But since this is a fic... screw that, I cannot be contained! I brought in many of the zany aspects of dreams, such as when you warp to new places all of a sudden, or defy the laws of physics.
One more note... the bedroom Frazie ends up in in the second dream is actually meant to be Jakob’s before he went to Thorney Towers, the pill bottles linking it to him and all the sleep meds he’d tried.
The Night-Mare: Originally, I was going to avoid Nightmares since their canonicity as an enemy is dubious. They were originally going to make it so that the Nightmares in Milla’s mind escaped and Raz had to find and face them, but that was canned. The couple we see in Boyd’s mind are a remnant of that plot, and sort of come out of nowhere as a result. But while retooling the world, I realized that nightmares are the perfect thing to include in a world of dreams. ...And I could make one an actual night-mare, because I’m a punny piece of crap.
It’s not just a pun, though... I purposely made sure his backstory included horses, the logo of Winkle’s old dealership being a stallion specifically to fit its new theme. Because of that, the Nightmare takes on the shape of the logo to become a direct manifestation of the thing that brought Jakob and others so much grief. It constantly riles up the stormy clouds in his head to give him night terrors and other startling feelings, preventing him from sleeping longer than absolutely necessary. It’s also able to evolve into its new appearance since it’s been deep-rooted and unopposed in Jakob’s mind for so long, showing just how much control it’s gotten over his life.
I wanted to do another take on handling Nightmares besides locking them up (like Milla) or destroying them (like Raz). By bringing the Night-Mare to Jakob and helping him accept it, Frazie is also helping Jakob come to terms with it, showing him that while it might be scary, it’s something he can live with instead of letting it eternally torment him. Rather than lock it away like Milla, Jakob accepts what happened, and while he still feels responsible, it eases up on his guilt nonetheless. As a result, the monster stops haunting and corrupting his dreams, and while he might still find it hard to get to sleep some nights, it’ll no longer shock him back awake with night terrors and guilt-laced dreams, allowing him to get a much healthier amount of rest. Plus, he now has the most terrifying brain pet ever, and that’s awesome :P
While I feel like the other potential finales I listed earlier would’ve made for cooler, more unique confrontations, there’s one thing I love about this one the others lack: It’s the only boss fight where instead of defeating the boss, you have to tame it. It still involves a lot of beating the crap out of it, but once it’s weak enough, Frazie’s able to use her experience with Sugarcube and the circus animals in general to make the horrific horse submit. The battle of endurance ride through the Nightmare Realm might be one of my favorite climaxes.
Also, if it ever feels like the boss is talking to itself or saying strange things, that’s because I theorized Nightmares can only speak using snippets of the trauma/memories that created them, as well as the host’s own thoughts. Sort of like how all the Nightmares in Milla’s mind just repeat the things she heard the orphans say, as well as accusing things only she could’ve imagined. Everything the Night-Mare says is small chunks of dialogue taken out of Jakob’s memory vault.
Lastly, an interesting alternate interpretation I only realized after I'd written the fight (seriously HOW DO I KEEP MAKING THESE COOL CONNECTIONS AND NOT EVEN REALIZING IT). Canon Nightmares can be hurt, but they can only be destroyed by blowing them up with their own bombs. The Night-Mare doesn't use bombs at all, so it's possible it's lasted so long and grown so strong that it's evolved past summoning its blatant weakness. Basically... you can rough it up, but you can't kill the Night-Mare. Which just makes it all the more badass that Frazie makes the invincible foe give up anyway. Again, alternate interpretation, it might be killable another way, but still interesting.
Notes:
Other Cut Content: I actually considered another new ability, one very fitting for this world... Snooze. Using it, much like how other abilities are bolstered by things like anger or joy, this one would have Frazie channeling her fatigue into a foe and amplifying it intensely to knock it out. It’d basically work like a strong, single-target crowd control, completely locking down even bigger enemies for a loooong time. You could easily slip past individual Permanences, knock an Obsession out and lead other enemies away from its focus-grabbing range, put a mini-boss to sleep so you can handle its minions, and just generally make fights a bit easier.
While I think it might be a neat idea if this were an actual game, in a story, it didn’t really add anything. There might be a couple interesting uses, such as putting a Permanence to sleep or crashing a Censor plane by knocking out the pilot, but beyond that, it’d basically amount to ‘Frazie puts enemy to sleep in battle and ignores it to focus on everything else’. Not very exciting to read or write. As such, I decided to leave it out. Might be cool if it were an actual game, but it just doesn’t work in writing.
Chapter 35: Meanwhile...
Notes:
A/N: Here it is! A quick little intermission to have a small break from the Asylum adventure and see how some other characters are doing. And those that aren't into the original inmates can pop in for a spell for some more fully canon content. Enjoy!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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“Now just hold still, ya rugrat.”
With funnel and brain in hand, Ford got started on the rebraining process. Off to the side, Lili and Dogen gagged, averting their eyes. They couldn’t bring themselves to watch as the old man’s medical procedure defied all known laws of biology and science.
Surprise after surprise had awaited them when they’d made it back to camp. With Ford being the only adult left not captured and not evil, they’d had no choice but to find him in his boathouse and ask him if he had any idea what to do with a bunch of brains. He’d naturally been pretty irate to find a couple kids carting around a bunch of body parts, at least until the sight of all the minds seemed to spark the smallest bit of recognition in him. They’d thought him crazier than usual when he’d only noted they must be tired carrying around all those jars, his only suggestion being to find a stump to rest on. It wasn’t until the log cracked open on contact to reveal a hidden entrance did they realize it’d been a roundabout hint.
That was how they discovered the secret lair of their very multitalented janitor... and his true identity. Lili couldn’t believe she’d never made the connection, but she’d always thought the badass in her comic books and this goofy grandpa had shared nothing but a name. After handing over their cargo to him and following him back to where he’d stowed the other campers... here they were. Witnessing sins against logic.
The unnerving procedure went off without a hitch. A moment later, Ford pulled the funnel from the patient’s ear and set it aside, only to grab something else. A cowboy hat. “There you are, kid,” he said as he dropped it on J.T.’s head. “How’re ya feelin’?”
The boy took a moment to get reaccustomed to consciousness. “I’m feelin’...” Suddenly, he tilted his head up, scanning the ceiling with a frown. “I’m feelin’ a disturbance in the universe... like someone - somewhere - just wrangled a mean ol’ doggie and didn’t invite me.”
The other three in the room gave him a strange look. “...What are you goin’ on about, Hoofburger?” Ford reached out to gave the boy’s head a quick rattle. “Is everything connected properly up there?”
“Gah, quiddit! Never mind, never mind, I’m fine!” He waved Ford off, hopping out of his seat. “Now just what in tarnation is goin’ on?”
They filled him in quickly. Coach’s plan, the unstoppable brain tanks, the scheme to take over while causing untold damage, and of course, the fact Frazie was trying to put a stop to it all.
J.T. let out a low whistle, as if they’d just told a wild campfire story instead of informed him they all might be doomed. “Shoot. I really did miss a lot, didn’t I...?” He scuffed the floor with his boot, somber. “One second, you’re exploring a new frontier, the next, the rodeo’s just about over. And instead of spending my time with my main hombre, I’ve been spending it with...”
He lifted the brim of his hat, a fire ignited behind his eyes. “I’ve got somethin’ I’ve gotta make right. I’m comin’, Chops!”
He made a break for it. Lili reached out to try and grab him, but he was surprisingly fast for someone weighed down by cowboy paraphernalia. “Wait!” she called after him. “We haven’t... gotten his brain back yet.” Blowing air, she shooed him off on his way. “Whatever, Billy the Kid’s not our problem. Who’s next?”
She wished she hadn’t asked. The next set was a package deal - once Ford was finished and wiped his hands, Franke and Kitty squeed and hugged each other, the inseparable duo reunited once more.
Lili tried not to throw up at the sight. She wouldn’t have complained if these two had stayed brainless a while longer. Fighting back nausea, she debriefed them.
Somehow, she wasn’t that surprised they barely seemed rattled. Instead of panicking, they were weighing in on more important things. “If the world’s gonna end, we’re going to go out looking great!” Kitty decided.
“Yeah!” Franke backed her up, like always. “Pedicure, manicure, the whole package! A full makeover!”
Kitty flashed Lili a smarmy smirk. “Maybe you should try it yourself? You can look good at least once before you die.”
“Maybe I shouldn’t have stopped myself from putting that spider on your brain...” Lili growled under her breath.
“What was that?”
“Sorry. I said MAYBE I SHOULDN’T HAVE STOPPED MYSELF FROM PUTTING THAT SPIDER ON YOUR BRAIN.”
Kitty gasped, reaching up to rub her head. Lili had said she hadn’t gone through with it, but now that the thought was in her head, she couldn’t help but imagine something skittering across her lobes. She shuddered, scratching her scalp. “Ghhh... you’re gross. Let’s go, Franke.”
Lili snickered, giving them a wide berth as they scampered off. Leaving them squeamish was a decent consolation prize, and maybe they’d remember her mercy next time they felt catty.
Next up, fortunately for J.T., was his best bro Chops. Lili tacked on that the cowboy was looking for him at the end of her explanation. “No kidding,” he said, surprised. “He’s looking for me? Not blondie?”
“All it took was losing his mind to figure some things out,” Lili muttered. “Personally, I thought he’d already lost his mind when he started hanging out with Elka.”
“No kidding. I’d better go find my homie before she sinks her claws into him again. Chicks, am I right?”
“Chicks,” Lili agreed, nodding as he ran off. Around the time Chops was gone, realization struck her, the girl’s finger slowly pointing towards herself. “Hey!”
Dogen looked up at her, patting her back sympathetically. “It’s okay. Baby chickens are cute.”
Shrugging him off, the duo watched the next camper hop off the metaphorical conveyor belt. Rather than waking up afraid, confused, or even angry, the latest arrival was eerily composed. Calm. Cold. Maloof approached them with hands behind his back, all business even after his ordeal. “We meet again, Lili,” he greeted.
“On better terms, right?” she asked with a weak chuckle.
He didn’t answer. Instead, he glanced between the two. “Is Mikhail up yet? I have a plan, and I need my main man.”
“A plan?” Consider Lili intrigued. Right now, all their hopes rested on Frazie, but having a back-up couldn’t hurt. “He’s not here yet, but what did you have in mind?”
“A little insurance,” Maloof explained, strutting right between the two on his way to the door. “I’m thinking a little explosive send-off for our fine Coach is in order, on the off chance he succeeds. When Mikhail is ready, tell him to come find me. And bring some pliers.”
There was something new about Maloof that commanded the respect that he’d never been given before. He’d been pitiful before, and terrifying after, but now, he commanded an aura of authority. Dogen saluted him, thunking his forehead in the process. “Okay!”
Even Lili didn’t feel like noogieing him anymore. “You know, I’m starting to like this new Maloof,” she said once he’d gone. Plus, if Frazie failed - and she didn’t want to consider that - there was always a chance he’d fall for Maloof and Mikhail’s trap. Sure, no one would win in that case, but there was an odd sort of comfort nonetheless.
Lili was startled from her thoughts by a sudden scream. “GET AWAY!”
She and Dogen jerked their heads back towards the operating chair to see the latest patient wake up abruptly. Milka shot up straight, panting, unfocused. “H-huh...?” She glanced between Ford and them, lost. “There was... some weird guy in a shower cap.”
It was like she’d jumped straight from Loboto’s office to Ford’s Sanctuary. It took a little explaining and convincing to assure her she hadn’t just woken up from some awful dream. “How’re you feeling?” Lili asked.
“Like I wish I’d just stayed invisible since I got here,” Milka mumbled bitterly. “Mom always said it’s what I’m best at. But then I’d have never started dating El—“ The girl went quiet, her head jolting up. “Where’s... where’s Elton?”
Lili sucked air through her teeth, knowing this wasn’t going to go over well. “Heeee’s kinda, sorta, just a little bit not here at the moment.”
Which loosely translated to ‘status unknown’. Milka started breathing heavily, clutching her shirt in her hands. “He’s not...?” She clamped her eyes tight, as if trying to shut out what she’d heard. “Elton! Elton! Where are you?!”
To Lili’s surprise, she actually felt... kind of bad for Milka. She’d been one of the first to go, nabbed alongside her boyfriend. Now she was waking up without him, unsure if he’d be safe. Resisting her natural urge to snark for just one moment, Lili grabbed her shoulder. “Hey! Hey. Look, just because we haven’t found him yet doesn’t mean we won’t. We’re not stopping until everyone’s back safe and sound. Except maybe Elka.” A joke. Mostly.
Milka didn’t seem convinced, but she stopped wailing at least. “Please, find him. He’s the first person who’s made me feel... visible.” She took a shaky breath... and then started vanishing. Lili watched as she faded into the comforting embrace of Invisibility, eventually feeling her pull out of her grip. “When you find him, tell him to find me at the docks!” her disembodied voice called out, her retreating footsteps signaling her departure.
Lili tsked. She couldn’t imagine getting so worked up over a boy... then again, that might just be because the dating pool at Whispering Rock was abysmal. “Alllright, last on the list is...”
Both Lili and Dogen glanced towards the operating chair, just in time to witness the final rebraining come to a close. It almost felt like to crime to see Chloe without her helmet, her tiny head wobbling back and forth as Ford pulled the funnel away. “Alright, girly, how many fingers am I holding up?”
The astronaut blinked at his hand. “TV.”
Ford huffed. “Great. Must’ve slipped up somewhere. Lemme give her a quick shake...”
He reached for her head... only for Chloe to suddenly snatch his wrist, peering up at him with her usual intense stare. “Do not. I was simply stating I plan to find the camp TV and acquire some parts from it. I might be able to construct something that will help us out of this predicament. Please, fetch me my air filtrating facial protection device.”
“Your what-who now?”
“My headgear,” the kid quickly corrected.
Ford scoffed, grabbing her space helmet off the table and dropping it in her hands. “Knock yourself out, young’n. Don’t think the other campers will appreciate you tinkering with their boob tube, though.”
“It’s for the greater good.” A moment later, Chloe was looking a lot more like her usual self now that she was viewing the world from behind her tinted window again. She threw her legs off the chair and hopped down, glancing between Dogen and Lili. “Status report?”
She barely seemed rattled by the whole brain theft thing... maybe she’d considered the possibility of mindmunchers from beyond the stars? She stayed still as she listened to their recount, until Dogen finally closed off with a question. “Can you really make something helpful?”
“Affirmative. I should be able to create a signal that will call any aliens in the area to assist us. ...And, should that prove unsuccessful, perhaps it can at least reach Psychonauts HQ.”
Lili rolled her eyes. Still on that alien shtick even with the world in danger... though she was surprised Chloe even considered she might not reach her space buddies. At least her tinkering might not be entirely worthless. “Right. Yeah. Go do that.”
Nodding, Chloe passed by them - though she stopped at the threshold, an idea in mind. “There IS something I can do to assist right now, actually.”
“Huh?” Lili watched the girl close her eyes, lost in concentration. “Like what?”
“Like locating Frazie.”
Lili gaped. “You can do that?! From here?”
“Shhh. Focusing.” Behind her eyelids, Chloe reached out with what she knew now was her naturally gifted mental range. She stretched her scope beyond the camp, beyond the lake, honing in on the small assortment of brain waves buzzing from somewhere on its far end. It took little time to detect Frazie’s unique signal among the rest. “She’s somewhere higher up in the tower. Approaching the top.”
Lili wasn’t sure what was cooler - the fact Frazie was still making her way through the asylum alone, or the huge distance Chloe could detect across. “Whooooa. You’ve got some crazy reach. Any chance you could, like, give Dr. Loboto an aneurysm from here?”
“No. I can only read thoughts.”
“Dang.”
“Let me see how she’s doing.” Chloe concentrated again - after a moment, her brow furrowed. “She’s screaming.”
Lili and Dogen were instantly gripped with concern. “Is she okay?” Dogen asked, nervously twiddling his thumbs.
Chloe took an agonizingly long moment to respond, face relaxing. “She almost stepped in some sort of green slime. She’s fine.”
The other two breathed out a sigh of relief... and disgust. “Eww.”
“Agreed.” Chloe tuned them out one more time, focusing even harder. “There’s one more thing I can detect. She’s approaching someone else. Someone...” Suddenly, a tremble ran through the girl, her hands starting to shake. “Someone... emanating... astronomical amounts... of fear. Visions of... ghhh... GAH!”
Chloe jerked forward, her focus broken. She took a deep breath, adjusting her helmet. “That’s all I can report. Further attempts to glean information from this figure would be... unpleasant.”
Clearly. Lili was concerned what it could mean, but she wasn’t going to make her probe any more after seeing the effect it’d had. All that mattered was Frazie was fine for now. “Thanks, space cadet. You can go digging for scrap now. Why don’t you take the toaster from the kitchen, too?”
“Hmm. An excellent suggestion.” Without another word, Chloe ran off, her footsteps clomping on the path out.
Seven down, eleven to go. That was all they’d managed to find... hopefully Frazie had found some more on her own. But maybe they’d missed some? Pulling out Linda’s bone trumpet and giving it a twirl, Lili nodded to Dogen. “Ready to go back and look around some more?”
Dogen nodded, but found himself glancing Ford’s way. The older agent was wiping down the end of his funnel, knowing it’d need a lot more use later. “What’re you gonna do here by yourself, Mr. Ford?”
Cruller snorted. “Mr. Ford... pfeh. Don’t you worry about me, sprout. I’ll do whatever I can to help from here.”
That was about as much of an answer as they were getting. Leaving him be, the two ran off, finally leaving the agent be. He watched them go, standing up straight once they’d disappeared from sight. Yep. He’d definitely be doing whatever he could to help.
Whatever. He. Could.
Ford waited for the sound of the departing minecart, the signal that he was truly alone again. The instant it was clear, he headed back for the main chamber, stopping at the edge of the center platform. The constant beep of his monitors set a backdrop to his thoughts while he observed the centerpiece of the room - the massive crystal chunk underfoot, resting in its glass confines. Coming to a decision, he reached out with his mind, grabbing for something he’d stashed away earlier.
A pickaxe.
He brought the sharp tool to float by his side. For a moment, he looked down at the giant hunk of purple resting beneath the glass. The only thing that let him be himself all these years, his last tether to his whole self. Ford took a slow breath, and sighed.
Without another thought, he swung the pickaxe. Hard.
Smash!
The casing was reinforced, but even that couldn’t resist his immense psychic strength. The glass shattered in one blow, raining shards down on the gem below.
The Psitanium, though, that’d be harder. Take more time... time he might not have. Which meant the sooner he got to work, the better his odds were.
The sharp clang of steel on crystal echoed throughout the sanctuary, again and again. “Come on, ol’ girl... it’s about time you and I went out for a stroll.”
Notes:
Ahhhh... a mini-chapter was a good idea. Not just because it breaks up the marathon of mental worlds, but because it’s nice to write something that isn’t action and suspense for a bit. Just a nice chunk of character interaction and some humor... plus a chance to peek at that unknown interval where Ford somehow made himself a Psitanium backpack.
Fun fact, all the rescued campers are ones whose brains can be found on the Asylum’s bottom floor, and as such, would be the only brains Lili and Dogen could canonically access. On the bright side, they’ve done all they can! On the downside... they don’t know that and are heading back anyway. I’ll admit, due to using a preselected roster of brains, I ended up including characters I probably wouldn’t have if I’d manually picked out ones to use. Writing them was a bit more challenging, but it’s still nice to give a little screentime to a few characters that haven’t appeared much at all. Plus, we get to see a little bit about how Maloof and Chloe have developed! It was nice to see them in the list.
I’ve got one more mini-chapter in mind if I can make it work... but who could it revolve around? Wait and see.
Chapter 36: Fear Factor
Notes:
I hadn’t even noticed the fic passed its one year anniversary last month! It’s hard to believe something that started with just an AU-proposing one shot became my longest work yet. I have much more to say, but I’ll save it for the end of the Psych 1 segment. For now... thank you to everyone who stuck around, and to the betas as well!
I still want to do another mini-chapter, but I decided to postpone it until after the next patient. I feel it’d fit better there... plus, I really wanted to at least get this segment started before the month ends. Why? You’ll see.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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The asylum didn’t look any better as Frazie explored further in it. If anything, it got worse.
And weird.
It was like the building was starting to reflect the mental state of those that inhabited it. Not long after Frazie had left Jakob behind, her surroundings began to warp until the place felt like some sort of stony funhouse. Spiral staircases slowly twisted onto their side until she had to tiptoe along their edge like a ramp. Entire floors were flipped as well, leaving Frazie to run along their walls and try not to slip through the windows on the floor. Seriously, who the heck designed this place? It didn’t make a lick of sense.
Frazie could only assume the Psitanium slowly started getting to the construction crew, too. They might’ve even ended up in the very place they’d built.
That was just a theory, though. The place remained as deserted as ever... except for the occasional camper brain left lying around, forgotten.
Still fuming that Loboto could be so cruel and careless, Frazie picked up after him as she went, the makeshift sack on her back growing with each new veiny passenger. One, two, three, four... on the bright side, she was doing a good job finding them. She searched thoroughly —no child left behind.
She stooped to add another one to her collection, dumping its contents into her telekinetic mitt. Fortunately, she’d realized she didn’t actually have to touch them if she didn’t want to... and she didn’t. Just as she started to float it into her backpack, a sudden sound tickled her ear. A soft scrape across stone. She froze.
There was someone else here.
Frazie’s head whipped towards the noise. She’d felt like someone was watching her ever since she’d gotten out of the elevator, but only now did she catch a tiny glimpse of them. A flash of green and red darting out of view. A high-pitched ‘eep’ from down the hall.
So it hadn’t just been the heebie jeebies getting to her. And now that she knew someone was spying on her for sure... she wasn’t letting them get away. “Hey!” she shouted, quickly stashing the brain away and breaking into a sprint.
Frazie didn’t expect the chase to last long — agility and Aquato were basically synonymous, after all. That didn’t mean she could just walk through all the debris and potholes blocking her path, though, no matter how fleetfooted she was. She bumbled and fumbled her way in pursuit, trying to keep up her speed while not running into anything.
While she struggled with the terrain, the stranger wasn’t hindered in the least; they always found a shortcut around obstacles, masterfully navigated narrow corridors, constantly keeping a step ahead of Frazie. Whoever this person was, they scurried through the wreckage as if they’d traipsed through it for years.
Frazie never had them in sight for more than a second, but she refused to give up. Were they just another patient? Another minion of Loboto’s? She needed answers. Her mission might depend on it, if the figure was planning to go tattle to the mad doctor.
“Stop! I’m not going to hurt you!” She kept trying to call out to them, but they never listened. Desperate to catch up before they got away, to maybe get into telekinetic grabbing range, Frazie kicked into overdrive, skidding around a corner and leaping forward.
...Only to stumble and fall, trying not to plunge into the pit just ahead.
“Ahhhhh!” Her chin hit the ground, but that was far preferable to what would’ve happened otherwise. There, her nose just an inch from the edge, she looked down to see a sickening slurry of toxic green ooze bubbling down below. “What...?”
Just being near it was making her nauseous... she didn’t want to imagine what’d happen if she fell in. What the hell was this gunk, and why was it just spilled around up here, waiting for someone unsuspecting to plummet into it? Judging from the sizzling trenches it’d left in the floor, the slime was partially responsible for the building’s disrepair.
It was also responsible for her stalker getting away. Looking up again, Frazie could barely make out the panicked panting of her target far, far ahead. There was no chance she’d catch up now. “Come on!” she griped, punching the ground. It wasn’t fair.
What happened now? Who was that person and what did they want? Had she just scared an innocent half to death, or was the alarm gonna sound any moment?
Well, no use crying about it. All she could do was pray that whoever that was wasn’t a snitch, or things were about to get ugly. It was time to pick herself up and hurry, before things got any worse... while staying far, far away from the poisonous pitfall, of course.
Trying to ignore the faint worry building inside her, Frazie pressed on into the final stretch of Thorney Towers.
Somehow, the uppermost reaches were in the worst state of all. Alongside the dangerous spill of unidentifiable toxic goop, almost the entire building was missing. It was more open air than wall at this point. Despite that, the structure continued to lead upwards even higher into the sky, somehow standing on the few supports it had left. It was only by some sort of miracle that the entire top chunk of Thorney Towers hadn’t collapsed into the lake by this point.
If she didn’t already know Loboto was coo-coo crazy, she’d think he was insane to build a lab in this death trap. Her acrobatic prowess was pushed to the limit trying to find a way up - she was tracking down every stray pipe and loose bit of rebar she could find, climbing the walls and fixtures like a spider when there was no ground left to walk on. She ascended bit by bit, picking up more jarred brains along the way. All the while, Lake Oblongata stretched out far below, a constant reminder that slipping and falling was a terrible idea.
At long last, Frazie finally reached stable ground again, groaning as she pulled herself up onto a floor that’d half-survived... still better than one that wasn’t there at all, she supposed.
This journey was becoming as physically exhausting as it was mentally — yet she knew she wasn’t far from her goal now. She’d gotten peeks at the peak during her ascent, and she knew the end was in sight. She just needed to take a moment, catch her breath, and open up the door to the last bit straight ahead. She got up, grabbed the knob, and twisted.
She breathed a sigh of relief when it yielded. Unlocked. Happy to be lucky for once, she pushed it outwards.
It didn’t budge.
Confused, Frazie jiggled it a bit. Then again, hitting it with her foot. The door was working completely fine... but something on the other side was blocking it.
Practically wailing in frustration, Frazie gave up on the door and stomped around the room’s corner to check things from another angle. On its other side, a long, cracked window let her peer inside to see what the problem was.
She’d been expecting some inconveniently fallen debris, maybe even a chair wedged under the handle, but no, it was... a huge pile of assorted junk? Pots and pans, bed frames, clipboards, and more. Wheelchair wheels, plaques, some stray bricks, all heaped in front of the door. Had her stalker dropped it all there to delay her? Jerk.
...No, that was way too big a pile to have been made on the fly. They must’ve found some other way past it. Of course, they had ANOTHER side route, who would’ve guessed. And it looked like Frazie was going to have to make her own now.
She fanned her fingers out on the window, thinking. Welp... the easiest solution was often the best. Her mind reached out for a heavy rock laying off to the side — if fate was screwing her yet again, she was putting her foot down this time. She pulled back the stone, gathered her strength, and smashed it against the glass full force.
“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”
Her attack bounced off harmlessly, only leaving the tiniest dent in the glass. Confound it... the glass here was reinforced, no doubt to keep any difficult patients from making a mess or trying to leap outside to a very short-lived freedom. It wasn’t invincible, but there was no way she was going to make it through with just a rock and a prayer. As far as she could tell, she’d hit a dead end.
But as annoying as it was, that hadn’t been her crying out.
The pile of garbage had screamed at her.
Startled, Frazie squinted closer, studying the pile closely. “Hello? Is someone there?”
“N-n-no...”
Very convincing. “Yeeeeah, not buying it,” Frazie replied with a roll of her eyes. “You can come out, now.”
To her surprise, the entire mound shifted, starting to unfurl. The person wasn’t hiding in the heap... they WERE the heap.
Slowly, an absolute boulder of a man revealed himself, shifting to a sitting position. He’d been big enough when he was all balled up, but now she could truly see how huge he was. Even sitting down, he was around her height, his arms like a gorilla’s and legs like an elephant’s. It was almost impossible to see his pale red skin under the cocoon of garbage he’d strapped all over himself. Wheels on his arms like shields, cushions on his knees... only the eyes could be seen on his face, peering nervously through holes he’d cut in his bowl helmet.
He almost looked like some sort of robot or golem, all armored up in his suit of assorted crap. This definitely wasn’t the person she’d just been chasing. Frazie couldn’t help but gape in awe, making him shrink under her stare. “W-what do you w-want, man...?” he stammered quietly.
“Uhhhh...” Frazie cleared her throat, sparing the man from her gaze. “Sorry for scaring you. I need to get through... any chance you could, I dunno, roll out of the way?”
For a moment, he almost seemed to consider her simple request. At that moment, the wind picked up, howling through the derelict building like a ghostly moan. The shrill whistle made the man shout out and retreat back into his armored ball. “N-no way! If I move, they’re g-gonna get me!”
“They? Who’s they?”
“A-Anything!” The garbage goliath shivered and shook, sounding like he could scream or cry at any moment. “The rats! Bats! Cats! W-what if the floor collapses under me?! Or the ceiling falls on my head?! What if there’s GHOSTS?!”
She’d had the same concern, admittedly, but if there were any around then surely he must’ve seen them in his years here... and he was definitely overreacting even if they existed. “I think a meteor could hit you and you’d be unfazed. What do you have to be afraid of? You’re huge!”
“That just makes me a b-bigger target, man!” He briefly poked his head up, fearfully looking at the ceiling as if he actually expected a meteor to hit him. Great, she’d just given him a new thing to worry about.
Frazie rubbed her temples, aggravated. She’d just stumbled upon the biggest coward she’d ever met, and of course, he was too scared to even move from her path. It was for that same reason she decided not to yell at him — the poor guy was already suffering from his own phobias. He might just burst into tears if someone started screaming at him, and she really didn’t want to make a grown man cry... unless they were Coach.
She took the briefest moment to wring the air, silently venting her frustrations until she finally exhaled and lowered her arms. “Alright, alright...” The door wasn’t an option. Neither was the window. What else could she do...?
Her eyes fell on the glass that separated them again. Even though she couldn’t break the glass, that didn’t mean time hadn’t put a dent in it already. Worn cracks slithered back and forth across the pane, congregating in the corner... where a small hole had been punched through the glass. Obviously she couldn’t fit through it, but something tiny might. Something small, something thin, something she’d been carrying in her pocket since yesterday.
She already knew where this was going.
With a sigh, Frazie fished the Psy-Portal out. It’d basically become her skeleton key at this point - almost literally in this case, since she needed to use it to open a door. Slipping it through the gap in the glass, she caught it with her mind on the other side, levitating it towards the man.
There was juuuust one problem. She shifted the device back and forth as she tried to find a good place to stick it, to no avail. His haphazardly armored head left no openings to stick the doorway on.
Sheesh... this guy was truly a blockade in every way possible. But she had a plan. A mean one, but a plan nonetheless. “Hey,” she called out once more. “Sorry to bug you again, but I just thought you should know... there’s these new kind of carnivorous lice going around that like to get under helmets and—“
She didn’t even need to finish her lie. He’d frozen up as soon as she mentioned hungry parasites, and the instant she’d mentioned his helmet he’d already ripped it off and flung it towards the ceiling. “GAH!” Its powerful impact made the ceiling crack, pouring dust down onto his scalp. “T-THEY’RE ON ME! GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF!” he squealed, digging at his scalp.
Oops. She’d just wanted the hat off, she didn’t mean to make him scare himself silly. Feeling just a bit bad for the ruse, Frazie slapped the door on his forehead while she had the chance. His panicked scratching died in an instant, his eyes glazing over.
“Sorry,” she whispered under her breath. Practically a master at diving into heads by now, her own consciousness promptly flew through the glass and sank down into the opened gateway. Time to use one door to open another.
Now entering:
Norville’s Nightmare
“Boo!”
Frazie flinched when a skeleton was the first thing to greet her, shouting in her face... but only flinched. As sudden and startling as it was, it wasn’t actually all that scary. And why?
Because the skeleton was actually just a kid in a costume. A very well-detailed and realistic costume, mind you, but still just a costume. He wasn’t the only one wearing their spooky best — as the child scampered off with a mischievous giggle, Frazie glanced around to find many others like them.
She’d landed in a large, circular plaza, paved with cobblestone and surrounded by gothic architecture. Spiky gates and dead trees, gargoyles and creaky houses all lit by the glow of the full moon. Folks big and small wandered the area, of all kinds of proportion, and each one looked like they were about to head to a costume party. Some more children in disguises, their parents not far behind and equally dressed up. People with hunched backs and furry faces and slimy scales, all mingling together and patrolling the shadowy neighborhood together.
Though, truthfully, some of the costumes looked a little bit too... real. And given this was imaginationland, it was entirely possible some of these folks were actually monsters. Yet, Frazie didn’t feel afraid in the slightest. No matter how horrific the creature was, they talked amongst each other all jovial and polite, howling with laughter, the mood cheery and light.
She stuck out like a sore thumb in this Halloween dream, but she wasn’t the only one. At the center of it all, she heard a muffled sob coming from a familiar whimpering heap.
Curled up in the fetal position, the burly patient kept his eyes shut tight, shaking and sobbing while monsters awkwardly meandered around him. He was unprotected now, his get-up still stuck in the real world... she could finally make him out properly, his wide nose sniffling and his short orange hair standing on end.
But even without armor, what did he have to be afraid of? Frazie just couldn’t understand it. There was absolutely nothing scary here unless you were, like, three. Maybe not even then.
As if they’d read her thoughts, she suddenly felt a presence by her side - a stray werewolf, towering over her in a bowler hat, having spotted her eying the crybaby. “Ahhhh... already noticed our odd one out, stranger? That’s Norville Burton. A fine chap, but don’t expect to see him doing any more than this.”
“He really just lays here cowering all day?” Frazie asked, feeling depths of pity she’d never reached before.
“Quite. None of us can get a thing out of him... he just gets wails louder if we get close. We’d love for him to join us, but he needs to try a little more booing and a little less hooing.”
Scratching her chin, Frazie studied the frightened fellow again. “Any idea why he’s like this?”
“Not a clue.” The werewolf hummed, almost a growl, as a thought occured to him. “Although, maybe you could find some answers at the top of the hill?”
He swept a claw into the distance - off on the city’s edge, a creaky fence rimmed the town, and beyond it, a graveyard. Tombstones climbed higher and higher up the slope until, at the very top, a small shack sat surrounded by the moon. “There’s an incessant caterwauling coming from there at all hours of the night. Perhaps it’s contagious?”
Perhaps it was. At the least, it was worth checking out. “Thanks for the tip, uh... Sir Fluffybottom.”
The wolf gasped, paw over his chest in offense. “That’s Sir Fluffybottom Esquire to you, madam,” he reprimanded, smacking her face with his tail as he sauntered off.
“Phhbt.” Frazie spat the fur from her mouth, wiping off her tongue. Two minutes in and she’d already disrespected a lycanthrope. Neat. At least she’d gotten some info before sullying his honor. Spotting the path out of town in the distance, she gave Norville one last sympathetic glance before she ran off towards it.
Rusty gates loomed over her as she approached, gripping the bars. Thankfully, Norville’s mind was a lot less obstructive than he was in real life, the gates opening outwards when she pushed with a loud creak. She stepped through the arch, heading for the graveyard beyond...
Only to jolt to a stop when something small whipped at her. A little cardboard cutout popped out of the wall with a clack. Startling, but not scary in the least — who could be afraid of the tiny green slime creature painted on it? It was cute. It was even smiling at her.
Scoffing, Frazie pushed past it. “Seriously? Who would be scared by any of this? This place is a joke.” There must be some reason it all bothered Norville so much, and she intended to find out why.
She carried on her way, passing between the rows of gravestones on her march uphill. Behind her, the little caricature bounced back into place... its goofy grin deformed into a vicious, warped sneer, its hollow eyes slowly shifting sideways trying to watch her.
Of course, the typical riffraff was there to heckle her along the way. She actually sort of welcomed it... beating up baddies was far more interesting than the sudden swarms of bats and distant howls that tried and failed to startle her. Doubts and enhanced Regrets impeded her, and even Censors were getting in on the spooky spirit. “Noo!” they shouted at her, hiding themselves behind ghostly white sheets. Not hiding very well, mind you, with their trademark glasses still stuck on the front and their large noses pushing outwards through the cloth.
Frazie casually hip-bumped one into an open grave, ignoring its irritated cries as she neared the end of the kiddy frightfest. Just up ahead, the rickety old hut awaited her at the top of the hill, its door already partly open to welcome her.
When she approached, a familiar yet slightly different sound stirred up. A loud shout of fear, a few muffled sobs. Curious, she nudged open the door and peered inside. “Hello?”
The place was small, but homey. Windows let the moonlight wash over the wood floor, specks of dust dancing in the lunar glow. At the far side, pressed up against the corner of the room, was a small bed... its occupant ducking under the covers at the sight of her.
It was Norville again, but younger, shrunken down to size. Even in his youth, the boy was still large, forming a big lump beneath the blanket as he tried to hide.
“Easy,” Frazie soothed, approaching one step at a time. “I’m not a threat, I swear. I just wanted to see what’s bothering you.”
Norville dared to peek at her, his voice squeakier yet no less warbly. “I-it’s not you I’m a-afraid of...”
“Huh?”
In response, Norville’s eyes flicked down towards the mattress. “I-I think there’s something under the bed...!”
Frazie couldn’t help but be reminded of Mirtala. It was practically a rite of passage, reassuring a younger sibling that their fears were just their imagination. She’d spent plenty of time holding her little sister close, helping soothe her to sleep until the girl finally realized monsters weren’t real. Heck, she’d even had to do the same with Raz when he was younger... when she wasn’t the one stirring up those fears, that is. Hey, she was younger too, cut her some slack.
Those fond memories dancing in her head, Frazie stepped close enough to sit at the end of Norville’s bed, giving him space. “Hey... I know it’s scary, but nothing here will hurt you. It’s all just whistling wind, shadows, settling floorboards... there’s no monsters. I promise.”
He didn’t seem all that reassured, still shivering beneath the sheets. “C-can... can you check?”
Frazie couldn’t help but chuckle, shaking her head. “Fine. But I’m telling you...” she said as she slid off the bed. “There’s nothing down ther—“
She trailed off when she’d crouched low enough to actually check, squinting into the darkness beneath the mattress. “Huh...?”
“I-i-is there something down there?”
Frazie stuck her head into the gap, getting a closer look. “Yeah.”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I KNEW IT! MONSTERS!”
“No, no!” Frazie quickly popped back out to calm him down. “There’s no monsters under here. There’s some kind of... passageway.”
Norville hadn’t been lying, though he hadn’t been fully right, either. There WAS something under his bed... a long, dark tunnel that seemed to inexplicably extend further than the walls of the shack.
Wanting answers, Frazie ducked down again and started clambering into the hidden crevice. “I’m going to check it out.”
“W-wait! What if they get you?” Norville whimpered up above. “Don’t go!”
“I already told you,” Frazie mumbled, scooting completely under the bed. “There’s no such thing as monsters.” She crawled further and further into the tunnel, until she finally realized the kid hadn’t responded. “Norville?”
She glanced backwards. It was just as dark behind her now as it was ahead of her. She tried backing up, only to hit a wall.
The way back was gone.
Well, that was concerning. With no way to go but forward, Frazie resumed crawling, hoping little Norville wasn’t freaking out after her sudden disappearance.
She shuffled forward, further and further into the shadows, until she finally felt the passage open up. She could stand, but she still couldn’t see a thing no matter how much her eyes adjusted. Pitch black, as far as the eye could see. An idea coming to her, she held up a thumb, focusing her Pyrokinesis on the air around it.
Her digit burst into warm flame like a lighter, the heat psychically bent away from her skin to keep from actually harming her. It didn’t provide much visibility, but at least she wouldn’t be fumbling in the dark.
Taking a breath, she pressed onward into the unknown. She couldn’t deny that the intense silence and the smothering shadows were starting to send a chill up her spine. Urging her nerves to shut up, she kept walking, finally finding a wall. She pressed a hand against its ripped wallpaper and walked along it, using the surface to guide her until she stepped into a new room.
Up above, Frazie could just barely make out the round frame of a chandelier. Sighing with relief, she refocused her Pyrokinesis on it instead.
It lit up easily enough... and as if it’d set off a chain reaction, more lights burst to life all around. Faint candlesticks ignited, lanterns clicked on, and she could see more chandeliers turning on out in the hall.
Well, the new lighting wasn’t impressive either, much of the place still hidden in darkness. At least she could finally see properly. Frazie flicked off her flaming thumb, glancing around the shadowy room. She was inside some sort of manor, in a toy room in particular. All sorts of trinkets and playthings lay scattered around her... old rocking horses, eerily unblinking Victorian dolls, little wooden cars and trains. Off in the corner sat building blocks the size of her head, stacked up into a small seat for a little worn teddy bear.
A haunted mansion... how cliché. Still not scary. Feeling confident again, Frazie headed for the exit.
“Behind you.”
Stopping on a dime, her head whipped back towards the sudden rasping voice, only to find nothing. It’d come from the gloom on the far side of the room, and she didn’t notice anything in the dark... at first. Once she was looking, glowing orange eyes suddenly popped open, followed by a slowly spreading grin.
The quiet room was suddenly abuzz with the sound of shuffling and shifting, all of it coming from the shadows. Immediately on edge, Frazie’s neck craned back and forth, trying to catch a glimpse of the familiar fiends now surrounding her. She remembered that haunting face.
Intrusive Thoughts.
Their black fur perfectly concealed them in the shadows. The primates prowled around her while she backed up towards the middle of the room, calling out to her in their typical taunting jeers.
“Over here!”
“Or maybe here...?”
“Danger could come from any angle.”
“From anything.”
“From anyone.”
“There’s always something lurking in the dark...”
Frazie was finally feeling nervous, but not because they were particularly terrifying... because they’d almost beaten her once before. But that was when she was just starting out. She’d grown and learned since then. Frazie braced herself, beckoning them forward.
It was time for a rematch.
The creatures struck first. A sudden screech rang from the corner before its owner pounced, its sharp tail flapping through the air as it soared towards her. She caught it before it could sink its teeth into her shoulder, twisting around to hurl it across the room.
Undeterred, its brethren joined the attack, launching at her from the dark. She did her best to keep up, kicking them away, halting their flight with a sudden ethereal fist to the face, but it was impossible to stop them all. There were too many, attacking all at once.
She wasn’t going to let them trounce her again. Holding her ground at the center of the swarm, Frazie rekindled the fire in her heart, crouching down once it reached its peak. Releasing it all at once, she roared as searing heat burst around her, encasing her in a rapidly expanding dome of flames.
The unlucky monkeys that were still midflight screeched in unison as they collided with the inferno, their hair easily igniting. The room was soon filled with smoldering toys and howling Thoughts, the animals rolling around and throwing themselves to the ground desperately trying to put the blaze out.
The untouched monkeys growled from the shadows, still on the offensive... but if they wanted to attack unseen, Frazie could too. When the next one jumped, she ducked into Invisibility, leaving the confused critter swinging at thin air.
Intrusive Thoughts finally started to step from their hiding places, trying to sniff her out. But she got them before they got her... one primate suddenly felt a hand squeezing its tail as she popped up behind it, lifting it over her head to slam it to the ground. Wielding the dazed creature like a mace, Frazie swung it back and forth, batting away any Thought stupid enough to try and rescue it.
Soon enough, her makeshift weapon faded away from its wounds — by that point, she’d gotten the upper hand, the few surviving critters either singed or bruised. They growled and glared, but Frazie just smirked.
There would be no mercy... they hadn’t had any for her. And she’d saved the best for last.
A question mark popped up in her palm. She lifted it to her mouth and ripped the larger part off with her teeth, hurling the dot at the injured troop like a grenade. One Thought caught it, the others crowding around to inspect the strange projectile.
They screeched in pained harmony when it went off, engulfing them with green energy. When it died down, the monkeys laid flat on the ground, eyes swirling, heads spinning. At least until one noticed another laying nearby and jumped at it.
Confusion made short work of them — they wrestled each other, snapping and swiping, doing the rest of the work for her. Frazie watched from the sideline with a big grin on her face. On the inside, she was cackling, enjoying the sight of her rivals beating each other up immensely.
The room fell eerily silent again as the last few succumbed to their injuries and faded away. Cheering, Frazie filled the void with her own noise, avenged at last. Oh, it felt good.
Basking in the victory, Frazie finally turned away, ready to explore the rest of the mansion...
Until she noticed something missing.
She could’ve just ignored it, but she couldn’t help but notice that the teddy bear in the corner had vanished. Where’d it go? Did it get knocked away in the scuffle?
Thinking nothing of it, Frazie shrugged and carried on... until she felt something thick and wet splat against her shoulder. “Huh?”
She reached up and touched it, pulling her fingers away to find them glistening. Was it raining indoors? It wouldn’t be the weirdest thing that’d happened in a mental world. Perplexed, Frazie looked up.
Her heart almost stopped.
She was eye to tooth with a frightening sight. A maw of messily arranged fangs loomed over her, the knife-sized teeth rimmed by matted brown fur. The mouth could easily tear her head off in an instant. Below, bristling arms with scythelike claws dangled beside patchy overalls. The creature’s eyes, now bulging and veiny, locked firmly on her.
Teddy was back, all grown up. And he was ugly.
Her voice froze in her throat, and her jaw trembled. It opened its mouth wider to roar. She opened hers wide to scream.
She was starting to see just what Norville was so afraid of.
Notes:
Uh oh.
I’ve had this character planned for awhile, but it’s pure coincidence I got the chance to work on him during October. Sometimes, things line up just right. Happy Halloween everyone!
Chapter 37: Descent into Darkness
Notes:
Another chapter just in time for Halloween! I really wanted to try and get another one out while the horror hype was at its peak... and I pulled it off! Thank you to the betas for working hard to help me get this out on time!
Also, another patient piece from EarthVsTheDerek! Take a look at the garbage golem himself, the colossal coward, Norville!
Now where were we? Ah, right. Imminent death. Fun times.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
The bear lurched forward, practically falling over in its eagerness to try a new snack.
Shrieking, Frazie dropped to the floor, just barely dipping under the mangled maw of flesh-rending teeth. Scared though she may be, she had to keep in mind it was just another mental entity, and she’d deal with it like the rest.
“Hyah!” Frazie cried, rising into a spiraling psychic uppercut. It was like punching a heavy pillow. Aside from the slightest head wobble, the beast didn’t react at all.
The two stared at each other, at an impasse. At that moment, Frazie decided desperate times called for desperate measures. Her leg jerked up like a spring, slamming directly into its cloth-covered crotch. “Yah!”
It didn’t even flinch. A low growl in its throat, it launched at her for another chomp.
Alright, maybe it wasn’t just another mental entity.
“Eee!” Frazie jumped back out of certain death range just in time. She needed to keep her distance from this monstrosity, especially since fighting close-range was apparently useless.
Fine with her. While the beast surged towards her, arms raised, she threw everything she could at it.
Her normal Psi-blasts smacked its face, to no effect. She hoisted up a rocking horse in a psychic grip and smashed it over the beast’s head, sacrificing the poor toy in vain as its charge continued undeterred. What was this thing made of?!
It leapt at her, claws slashing. Frazie rolled under its swing, ducking into Invisibility behind it. Phew. That’d buy her a moment to think.
Except it didn’t. She cried out in pain when it suddenly gave her the most agonizing backpat of her life. It’d turned and bashed her with its sturdy arm, knocking her onto her stomach - its fuzzy limbs gave surprisingly little cushioning. But that wasn’t as concerning as the fact it’d somehow seen her through her power.
She was getting worried now. Pushing herself up with a groan, she backed away while throwing everything she had left at it. She grew hopeful when her Psi-knives pierced straight through its chest, leaving thin gaps that almost seemed to ooze stuffing... only for them to restitch themselves together before her eyes. It stomped right through her Confusion’s fog as if it weren’t even there. What would it take to stop this thing?
Wait. It was a giant toy now, but still a toy... which meant it was very flammable. Everything, outside and inside, was fuzz and fluff. Pyrokinesis would work. It had to work. Right?!
It’d better, because it was all she had left.
Putting everything she could into it, she conjured a burst of flame in its path. The teddy howled, instantly consumed by the heat, its skin crackling and smoking as it fell to its knees. “Yes! YES!” Frazie had never been so happy to destroy a toy before. She’d found its weakness.
The creature’s arms fell limp, its head falling forward... and then it jerked right back up, the exact same expression of hunger on its face. To her horror, it slowly stood back up even as the inferno blazed all over it.
It was truly, one hundred percent invincible. There was nothing she could do to stop it. It was still coming for her... and now, it was on fire.
Oh. That was bad. That was really, REALLY bad. That was incredibly, unfathomably ‘YOU MESSED UP YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON’ bad.
The beast roared, running at her again, but all hope wasn’t lost. When there were no options left... when she was about to be killed by a stuffed animal that’d crawled out of the depths of hell itself... there was always one tactic she could fall back on.
Frazie turned and sprinted for her goddamn life.
She dashed out the door, skidding around the corner, her heart thumping madly in her chest. She could hear the teddy crackling and snarling behind her as she fled down the hall. She peeked over her shoulder to see it dragging its inflamed claws along the walls as it gave chase, leaving deep gouges in the wood.
Frazie looked forward again... and yelped as an Intrusive Thought screeched at her, knocking it out of her way. “Not the time! NOT THE TIME!”
As if the current situation wasn’t bad enough, common foes popped into existence before her, determined to trip her up so her pursuer could catch its prey. Regrets lined the hallway with their mines, Doubts sunk into puddles in hopes she’d overlook them and get caught in their goo... and of course, more mad monkeys howling for blood.
Their antics would be annoying in any situation, but now they were annoying and fatal. Keeping on her toes, Frazie sidestepped around the many obstacles, batting away the Thoughts that wanted to tip the score back in their favor.
It was actually a relief when some Censors popped up in her path, still dressed up like ghosty goofballs. They were a great palette cleanser... and an even greater distraction.
Frazie snatched up the first little lawyer she could find, flinging the confused goon behind her. “Think fast!”
She hoped her inflamed stalker would knock the foe aside and slow down a tad, at least. Instead, Frazie’s face went pale when a pained ‘NO!’ and a sickening crunch rang out behind her. She, uh, had meant a palette cleanser for HER, not the monster. It apparently wasn’t a very picky eater.
Better an imaginary enemy than her, she figured. Not daring to look at the grisly scene to her rear, she used the Censor’s sacrifice to the fullest by charging full speed ahead.
She’d put space between them and gotten past the roadblocks, it seemed... but there were far, far worse things ahead than some small baddies.
Frazie slid around another corner, her pulse pounding in her ears as she heard the terrible teddy roar and resume chase far behind her. This new, wide hall had doors lining both sides, guiding her while she ran... until one popped open all on its own up ahead.
She yelped as something ghastly stepped out - a pale, elongated creature, its limbs all out of proportion. It turned to eye her with hollow sockets, a haunting groan rumbling in its throat.
“Nope!” She wasn’t dealing with TWO freaks. Frazie dodged around it when it crouched down to swipe at her, keeping up her pace. It didn’t pursue, but it didn’t need to... up ahead, doors were opening left and right, spitting out horrors Frazie could never have imagined.
Blank-faced humanoids, their faces splitting apart to reveal ragged maws that rivaled the bear’s. Masked slashers wielding everything from clawed gloves to weed whackers. Shadowy creatures with empty mouths spreading way too far beyond their face. Massive purple onis with lumpy, deformed bodies. Arachnids with human heads for bodies skittered ahead, ducking under gouts of flame spewed by draconic hounds. Norville had the entire nightmare gallery living in his head rent free.
She couldn’t even be scared anymore — there was too much to process, her mind overloaded by panic. All she could do was keep running.
They took swings at her as she passed. The wind sliced by her as hooked hands missed, spiky tentacles slammed down by her side, zombies stumbled to the ground in their failed attempts to snag her. She leapt over living vines and ducked under twirling axes, narrowly avoiding a buzz saw aimed right at her neck. And while she ducked and dodged, she could still hear her stuffed friend stomping after her.
She was going to have a heart attack if this kept up, either from overexertion or terror. Her legs ached and her chest burned, but she’d rather keel over from running than let any of these abominations catch her. That seemed to be a hopeless prospect. She screamed yet again as a door slammed open, spitting out a bulky figure.
...Wait a second.
“Norville?!” Frazie watched as the familiar red man ignored her, looking just as spooked as she was as he threw open a door on the other side. The scaredy-cat was back again, and he’d passed middle school in the meantime. He was closer to regular size, but still obviously younger, sporting a goatee and school jacket. Teenage Norville?
He ducked through the doorway, only to reappear through another one farther down the hall. He threw open one more, not seeming to realize he was running in circles as the doors teleported him forwards, backwards, anywhere but to safety.
“Would you stop that?!” she snapped the next time he ran by, almost tumbling over when she grabbed his arm and tried to pull him along with her.
“GAAAAAAAAAH!” He somehow screamed even louder than she did, only to calm down when he realized who’d snagged him. “H-hey, you’re not like those other things! ...D-don’t surprise me like that, man, I almost peed myself!”
“Okay, ew! This way!” The two ran side by side, the hall continuing to spit out monstrosities. Hearing a roar behind them, Norville’s eyes went wide when he glanced back to see teddyzilla.
“WHY DID YOU DRAG ME INTO THIS?!”
“Because I need your help getting away from that thing! Do you know a way out?!”
Norville huffed and puffed, trying to think and flee at the same time. “I don’t know! Maybe! W-wait, yeah, I think I remember this section! T-there’s a fork coming up...!”
Up ahead, the hall grew even wider, branching off into two paths. “We’ve gotta go left! You do NOT want to go the other way,” he explained - just before another door popped open and spat a swarm of bats in his face.“EEEEEEEEEEE!” He swatted at his head as they swarmed him, starting to drift to the right in his blind panic.
“Wait...!” Frazie called to him. But it was too late. She went left, he went right, and all she could do was hope for his sake he’d been embellishing what lay down the wrong path.
If it was any consolation for him... the bear took the left path, too. She didn’t have the energy left to cry out when its roar echoed from behind. Starting to run out of juice, Frazie put her all into one final sprint, feet pounding the carpet until...
There! An attic stairway lay just ahead, its rickety steps leading up into the dark. She’d worry about what might lurk up there later. For now, she raced up it, hoping Norville’s tip was a good one.
She dropped to her knees to pull it up after her right as the bear’s flaming face snarled at her from below. Not a moment too soon, either. Its toothy grin disappeared from view as the floor closed up, leaving it stuck below.
Frazie could hear it stomping around still, but it didn’t seem like it could follow her up. Overcome with relief and exhaustion, she moaned and fell backwards, collapsing with arms spread. “I hate this place,” she whined, sucking in deep breaths. “I really hate this place.”
Barely able to move, Frazie had plenty of time to think while she rested. Her pulse finally slowed, her limbs regained feeling, and she was finally starting to understand why Norville acted the way he did.
No wonder he was scared of everything... his head was full of horrors, things even SHE could barely handle. His imagination was running wild, expecting danger and terror wherever he looked. All kinds of things that didn’t exist were very real in his mind, and he saw them around every corner. Even the smallest kitten could be scary if he thought it might leap for his throat with killer intent.
But where had they all come from? ...Did she really want to know?
No, not really. But she had to get to the bottom of it. Norville needed help, and a Psychonaut might be the only thing that could aid him. She just kinda wished she wasn’t the one handling it.
Alright... now that her heart wasn’t trying to escape her chest anymore, it was time to get up. Reluctantly, Frazie rolled up onto her feet with a groan, looking around. It just looked like a dark attic to her, stretching on and on until shadows engulfed the path. It’d be fairly uninteresting, if she didn’t know now that all kinds of things could be lurking in Norville’s head just waiting to ambush her. ...Wait, was she starting to think like him now? Great.
She didn’t like it, she REALLY didn’t like it, but she ignored the shiver running up her spine and the tremble in her knees as she left the hatch behind. She was afraid, she admitted it... but she wasn’t going to let that stop her.
Frazie hunched down, eyes warily shifting back and forth while she walked. Every little sound made her jump — the creak of a floorboard, a scurry in the dark... the sound of clanking metal suddenly stirring up by her side.
“AH!” Without even looking to see what was there, Frazie spun and lashed out, punching at the noise. Her fist connected, knocking something back with a squeal.
Whatever it was, it wasn’t invincible, thank goodness. Not even realizing she’d shut her eyes tight, Frazie slowly peeked to check what she’d just knocked the hell out. A memory vault laid flat on its back by her feet, eyes spinning.
“Oh, geez.” Frazie knelt down to try and put it back on its feet, but it was out cold. “I’m sorry...” Poor thing. It’d just been in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe she was a bit too jumpy.
Feeling guilty, she set it back on its stomach and swiped the pictures inside it. Giving it an apologetic pat, she left it behind, hoping it’d be okay.
She kept walking through the attic, studying the photos to hopefully provide some answers and comfort as she trekked.
Nostophobia
“C-C-Can I go now?”
The atmosphere in their living room was conflicting. Lights dimmed, nothing but the warm glow of the TV washing over them, illuminating their lovely family get-together on a pleasant evening... it was the spitting image of cozy. But to Norville, it was anything but. Why?
Well... let’s just say his tastes clashed with the rest of his family.
“Oh, dear...” his mother soothed, stroking his head. “Come on, one more? We’re all having so much fun!”
“Yeah!” Norville flinched when his older brother jumped into view, shoving a video case in his face. “This one’s the best one!”
Just the cover was enough to make him shiver - some actress cowering beneath the sheen of a raised cleaver. When they’d first started these little bonding rituals, these movie nights, it hadn’t bothered him too much... until he actually saw the contents of the tapes. His mother and father loved them, his brother loved them, even his little sister loved them... but he didn’t. Now, even a still picture of horror made him feel sick.
But of course his family loved a good scare - the whole town did. Their humble little Hope’s Hollow was famous for how much its citizens got into the spooky spirit no matter the month. They celebrated the eerie and unnatural all year round... a paradise for horror fans of all kinds.
And hell on Earth for a meek little lad like him. If he wasn’t getting scared at home, it was his classmates jumping at him, or some scary décor looming over him as he tried to head home. There was never an escape.
Norville shook his head - he always hated to disappoint them, always feeling like the odd one out, but he wasn’t sure if he could handle another video.
Disappointment covered his entire family’s faces - until his mother offered a soft smile, patting her lap. “Would it help if I held you? Come here... I’ll keep you safe.”
He tried to find the courage to stick to his guns. But after a moment’s hesitation, Norville took the invitation, feeling a modicum of comfort when she embraced him. He never doubted she’d protect him from the monsters... but she could never shield him from the ways they infiltrated his thoughts, always lurking in the shadows wherever he looked.
His family cheered, proud of him for trying to tough it out. They were always hoping he’d grow out of it and love the things they did... but more and more scares weren’t desensitizing him, they were making him feel worse. Yet he hated letting his folks down, hated feeling like he didn’t fit in.
But he hated the sound of the VHS slipping into the player even more.
The next film started with a shriek — Norville whimpered and hid his face in his mother’s chest. She pet him, consoled him, but it comforted him less and less with every movie night.
The graphic sounds from the TV echoed in his dreams that night. And the next, and the next...
His family kept insisting it was just a phase, that he’d come to love scares like they did.
He didn’t. If anything, he got worse.
Years passed. A young boy grew into a young man, and a big one at that. He was the hugest guy at his high school, with enough natural bulk to take on anyone and anything.
But he didn’t want to. He wanted everything to stay away.
As he’d aged, the scares hadn’t let up, only getting more intense. While his peers grew along with him, their tolerance for horror grew as well. Norville’s didn’t. Childish antics grew into elaborate tricks, with everyone trying to give each other bigger and more elaborate scares. To them, it was all in good fun. To him, it basically made wandering the school a minefield.
He actually relished class time, the only time when people would be stuck sitting quietly at their desks. No one could suddenly lunge at him or pop out with a mask. For an hour at a time, he could finally relax before another gauntlet in the halls.
At the front of the room, his teacher turned away from the blackboard, chalk held up in the air. “Alright then... could someone please get the tub of markers from the closet so I can show you how to do the homework?”
Norville fidgeted, nervous. He was the closest one, so he should do it, right? “I’ll... I’ll get them.”
He got up and opened the cupboard... only to shriek as a cackling jack-o-lantern sprung out, bobbing on a spring with bloodshot eyes. Norville toppled backwards, crashing to the ground with a bang.
Another prank. Not even specifically targeting him, or with malice... but a sudden scare nonetheless. The class had a good giggle, the joker responsible getting up to offer him a hand up. “Ha! I’ve been waiting for someone to open that all week! That was a good one, wasn’t it, dude?” His playful chuckles died down when he slowly realized Norville wasn’t laughing behind his hands... he was crying. “Oh, geez. You alright, big guy?”
No. No, he wasn’t alright. He wasn’t even safe in his sanctuaries anymore, and even if someone occasionally realized they shouldn’t mess with him, there was always another overeager spookster that hadn’t gotten the memo.
It was an unusually quiet morning at Thorney Towers. It wasn’t exactly a common occurrence at a mental asylum, so the receptionist was using it to the fullest. Mug in hand, she sipped her morning tea while perusing the morning news.
She’d just flipped the page when she heard a muffled shout outside, and a loud bang. “Eh?”
But before she could investigate, the doors suddenly blew off their hinges. The secretary shrieked, but the culprit was screaming even louder. A mountain of a man barged in, destroying the entrance in the process along with anything else that happened to be in his way. He stumbled and rolled around like a panicked bull, causing enough destruction in one minute to add up to a week’s worth of asylum incidents.
The receptionist could only watch in stunned silence as he finally reached her desk, leaning back against it with chest heaving and eyes focused intently on the door. “What’s going on?!” she asked. “Is something out there?!”
“C-c-crow!” Norville stammered, his arm shaking as he pointed outside. “It wants my eyes! IT WANTS MY EYES!”
The receptionist looked at him like he’d lost it... and in a way, he had. “N-Never mind!” Norville flipped around to clasp his huge mitts together over her desk, pleading. “You’ve got to let me stay here, man! Please! PLEASE!”
It wasn’t every day that someone checked themselves into Thorney Towers... but it was clear the man needed it. They could suss out the details later. For now, the receptionist got up and laid a gentle hand on his arm, making him squeak nervously. “Alright... come with me. We’ll get you a nice room, okay? I think there’s still some in the upper floors.”
“U-Upper floors?” Norville whimpered, hunching down as she led him away. That meant it’d be high up... where he could fall out a window, or be even closer to the birds, or be too far away to save in case one of his fellow patients turned out to be a demon in disguise.
But you know what? He’d take it. There was far less to worry about at the asylum than anywhere on the outside. Here, he’d finally be safe from all the things out to get him.
Most of them, anyway.
An entire lifetime of horror. Norville hadn’t even been able to handle it to begin with. No wonder he had every monster known to man clamoring in his head, expecting them to get him at any moment when they’d been with him since childhood.
Frazie shook her head, dismayed. This whole situation was a mess, for everyone — but most of all Norville. His family and peers had only wanted to get him involved in the way they did everyone else, but they refused to dial it back when it clearly bothered him. They were all entirely in the wrong... yet they must’ve never expected their harmless spooks and scares to cost them someone they cared about. She wasn’t sure if she was disappointed with them or if she pitied them for unintentionally chasing Norville away... but above all else, she knew she had to try and soothe all the damage they’d caused. Getting out of that town was what he’d needed all along, and it was a tragedy he hadn’t managed it until he’d already been made a nervous wreck.
The photos left her conflicted, but that still felt a lot better than being scared. Nothing else had jumped out while she was distracted with Norville’s past, giving her a chance to calm down again.
Now that she could think clearly once more, she noticed something. It was like the shadows around her had seeped into the walls, slowly transforming them from rotted wood to pure black slate. The path shifted, narrowed, tilted back and forth like it didn’t know which way to go. It just made everything feel so much more unnatural... and claustrophobic as heck.
It didn’t last, thankfully. She finally reached the end of the attic-turned-tunnel, exiting out into some kind of circular chamber. All around her, similar passageways lined the walls, each leading into nothingness. She pocketed the photos and scratched her chin, thinking. This wasn’t a labyrinth, was it? Pick a path and hope it didn’t lead her into another hell hotel?
Suddenly, the floor beneath her lit up in a recognizable glow. It wasn’t a maze... it was a trap.
Rolling forward, Frazie dodged away from the snatching arms that sprung from the hole under her feet. She already knew what was responsible. The same garish creature she’d seen at the end of Jakob’s mind was back for seconds. She looked backwards to see it rise up from the ground, staring at her intently. A swirling body of maws and souls... unnatural limbs jutting at all angles... it fit even better here than it had in sleepyland.
“Another one?” Frazie scoffed. She’d beaten one before, she knew all their tricks. “What, are you gonna turn into a horse again? Maybe a giraffe?”
In response, the creature bent backwards, its torso splitting in half. It spat something at her feet with a revolting retching sound, its projectile slowly rolling to a stop.
That was new. Frazie stared down at the... whatever it was. Some kind of weird, snarling goblin head? If that was meant to freak her out, she’d just ran through Norville’s worst fears... this cartoony little cranium was nothing.
At least, until she noticed the fuse on its head. And the fuse suddenly sparked to life.
“Crap—!” Frazie dove out of the way right as the head exploded into bits. A bomb?! It was Dogen’s mind all over again.
Same creature, different rules. This one seemed to like itself just the way it was though, emitting a raspy laugh as it slithered towards her with mismatched arms raised.
“Alright, that’s how we’re doing this? Come on!” Picking herself back up, Frazie met it head on. With her two arms against its four, it swung at her with deadly precision. She threw up a barrier, the entity crying out in surprise when its claws clanged off. Sneering, Frazie drove her fist straight into its stomach.
It stumbled back... as much as something without legs could stumble, anyway. She must’ve ticked it off, because its eyes seemed to glow even brighter as it stretched up tall, hissing like a cobra. It raised its arms again... but this time, towards the ceiling.
The chamber began to rumble. Frazie wobbled, her nerves quickly standing on end again when everything began to shift around her. Strange growths popped up on the walls, growing and growing like tumors. They popped up all around the room before cracking open simultaneously.
The room burst to life as giant eyes emerged from some of the growths, scanning the arena warily. Jagged maws sprung up from others, chomping at the air. Tortured faces slowly materialized as well, moaning and groaning, stirring up unpleasant memories of the Nightmare Realm she’d ridden Jakob’s tormentor through.
But while it was unnerving, she’d be fine if she just stayed away from the walls and those hungry mouths. It was only trying to distract her. “That’s your plan? You’re gonna redecorate?” she taunted, unimpressed.
She could’ve sworn the monster gave her the stink eye. As if to say ‘have it your way’, its skin suddenly erupted, more arms springing forth. Four became eight became twelve, each new limb sprouting in pairs with a chorus of sickening cracks.
Her and her big mouth. Before she could try and walk it back, the creature disappeared into the ground, only for its portal to sprout up again right under her.
She leapt away just in time for it to burst upwards in a cyclone of swirling talons and blades. It lashed out in a frenzy, swinging at her again and again until it was almost a blur.
Four arms was bad enough, there was no way she could counter it when it was (literally) armed to the teeth. All she could do was match it the best she could, summoning a Psi-knife in each hand to defend herself with.
She was more of a blade thrower than a dancer, but she swung well enough to stand her ground. The newfound risk of swiping at her sharp, searing weaponry made her opponent attack a little more carefully. They met each other blow for blow, their attacks clanging off each other, exchanging strikes back and forth.
Sparks flew as they dueled their way across the room, neither letting up. Finally, the entity decided to mix things up a bit. Frazie swung towards its torso, only for it to slip back out of range and jerk forward again, splitting and spitting a barrage of bombs.
“Ack!” Frazie stumbled backwards as one smacked her in the face. A sore nose was the least of her problems, though. Suddenly finding herself at the center of a minefield, Frazie snatched the nearest one and launched herself up out of blast range with her Levitation ball. “Hot potato!” she shouted, flinging the stolen explosive back to sender.
The creature effortlessly caught it in its many arms, flinging it away right as the whole lot went off. While Frazie floated back down on a thought balloon, it started spitting out bombs one by one, catching each in one of its hands and bowling them towards her like a pitching machine.
Frazie alternated between jumping away and kicking them back, trying to figure out how she could slip one through its defenses... until something new caught her eye. Something approaching from behind her opponent.
Something that made her blood run cold.
Off down one of the tunnels, a flame appeared in the darkness. It crept closer and closer until she noticed the monstrous grin burning within.
The killer teddy had finally found her.
“No! Not you! Not now!” Flying into a panic, Frazie almost forgot she was about to be blown sky high. She kicked a few bombs away, clearing enough room to avoid the blast, but they kept coming. All she could do was jump around and watch in horror as the ferocious toy approached the combatants. It was two on one now... and one of her foes was unstoppable.
Welp, this was it. It was time to accept the end. But not for her. Her eyes went wide as the monster shambled close enough to the other creature to lunge for it, sinking its fangs into its amorphous body.
It was a two on one alright, but not the way she’d expected.
Her original opponent let out an ear-piercing screech of pain, its explosive bombardment coming to an end when fiery arms ensnared it. The two monsters grappled with each other, the purple creature trying to gore its assailant on its horns while the bear swatted them away, trying to bite down on its mask.
It was... on her side now? No, that didn’t make sense. This thing had never been working with the normal mind entities. She recalled how it’d mauled that poor Censor... it was a loose cannon, attacking whatever was closest to it indiscriminately.
And the closest thing just happened to be her enemy.
Knowing she had no time to spare, Frazie scooped up one of the remaining bombs with Telekinesis, hurling it at the two of them. Then another. And another.
The bear’s prey suddenly cried out and started writhing even more when it saw its own attack being used against it. Teddy couldn’t care less. It kept trying to scratch at its new plaything while the explosives ticked down around them.
Three. Two. One.
BOOM!
Light filled the room. The blast engulfed both of them, each monster screeching to the heavens as they went down together. To Frazie’s immense relief, the bear might’ve been nigh-invulnerable, but not even it could withstand the sheer force of the explosion. Chunks of purple goo and wads of cotton fluff rained down from above as the walls rumbled again, their unnerving décor slowly receding back where they’d came from.
The chamber returned to the way it’d been when she’d first arrived, just a lot messier. Pristine black walls and floor, but now with lots of stuffing and twitching arms littered all around.
And one other thing.
Right where the two monsters had died, a portal to the Nightmare Realm remained, gouged into the floor. But it looked... different.
Curious, Frazie crept closer. She glanced down at the tear in mental reality, really not wanting to enter one of those again. Yet, this one seemed different from the ones in Jakob’s mind. Those ones looked like they led to an inferno, and this one looked like it just led to... darkness.
So that creature hadn’t been the root of Norville’s problems. There was still a section of his mind she hadn’t explored yet... and that meant there was something else waiting for her down there.
Ominous. Potentially worse? But she didn’t have anywhere else to go unless she wanted to pick a tunnel and pray. “I know I’m not going to like this,” she muttered to herself just before cannonballing into the hole.
Down she fell, tumbling into a place that was somehow even gloomier than the last. The chamber above had been dark, but she could still see at least. This new area felt like it was being smothered by shadow. There was no sound, no temperature, no light, just an oppressive atmosphere bearing down on her.
By the time Frazie inflated another thought balloon and touched down on the ground, she was already feeling uncomfortable. “Hello?” she called, feeling goosebumps start to prick at her arms again.
Nothing. She walked forward a few steps — she couldn’t see a thing, but the ground was solid, if it even existed. Wherever she was, it felt... how could she put it... primordial? Just darkness and nothingness, like she’d found her way to the innermost part of Norville’s mind. The place where all his phobias were born, where all his problems stemmed from.
The place where his most primal fears lived.
A slithering sound suddenly echoed in the dark. Frazie gasped, whipping her head towards it, but whatever it was was impossible to make out as it slid out of sight. Somewhere in the distance, something else screeched, like a bird and a bat molded together into the most unholy sound she’d ever heard.
All around her, the void suddenly filled up with more spine-chilling sounds. Malevolent laughter, guttural growls, and some particularly gruesome noises she felt lucky she couldn’t identify. But just as suddenly as they began, they fell quiet, leaving her alone in eerie silence once more.
That was her cue to speed up. Frazie did her best to pretend she hadn’t just heard all that, jogging forward towards who-knows-where. All she could do was hope that if she couldn’t see them, they couldn’t see her either.
It took time, but she finally spotted something in the distance. A wide, pristine glow, shining down on the ground like a huge spotlight. And in the center of it...
“Norville!” Frazie ran towards the light, not sure if she was happier to be able to see again or to stumble upon a familiar face. The man looked like his normal self once more... in every possible way. He laid in the fetal position, whimpering and shivering at the center of the area.
Frazie ran to his side, crouching down to rest a hand on his shoulder. “Norville! Are you okay?”
Was he ever okay? No, but she had to check. He kept his eyes shut tight and curled up tighter, shaking his head. “I-it’s h-h-here...”
He couldn’t have said something more ominous if he’d tried. “What? What’s here?” Frazie asked, looking around with concern. There was nothing to the left, nothing to the right, but straight ahead...
Something stared at her from the edge of the light, its face just barely visible. Glossy eyes and sharp mandibles, watching the two in silence. Now that it’d been noticed, it started to approach, walking into the spotlight.
The mother of all spiders stepped into view, its bristly body even dwarfing Norville. Frazie’s head slowly tilted higher and higher, trying to take it all in as dread pooled in her stomach.
...But you know what? After seeing the things she’d seen, having gone through a life’s worth of scares in under an hour, it was almost a relief to see something so mundane. A big spider? Psh.
“That’s it?” Frazie asked, standing up. “Just a big bug? I can squash that.”
Arachnid and acrobat stared each other down, unmoving. For a minute, Frazie wondered if it was going to do anything...
And then, its skin started to bubble and roil.
Everything except its head began to shift and morph before her eyes. Its legs bent and cracked, splitting open and shedding to reveal a whole array of new limbs. A giant chainsaw. A tentacle. A hound’s leg. A massive veiny hand. In seconds, each of its legs had been swapped out for something horrific.
But that wasn’t as bad as what was happening on its back. Boils formed and grew, expanding to gargantuan sizes before they slowly took on new forms. New heads grew all over its abdomen, of all shapes and sizes... a gnashing shark mouth biting at the air, a creepy clown tilting its piercing gaze right at her. A twisted, howling spirit’s face, a horse’s skull, a snarling dragon. Before long, it had an entire mountain of heads growing atop it, each scarier than the last.
And all the while, it spoke to her in a voice she’d never be able to forget. Constantly shifting in pitches, echoing all around her, sounding like a demon and an alien working together to whisper threats directly into her mind. She couldn’t understand a thing, and yet every word made her tremble more and more.
Ī̸̢̻̭ ̸̢̖̳͋̐á̶̧̫̪̌̓m̴̧̲̼͖͑ ̵͔̻͇͛̏̿ţ̶̯͎͊ͅh̸̺̼̱̱̑͑͝͝e̴̼͉̰̓͊͛͝ ̷̠̹̦͑̂͝l̶̨͉̯̅ͅủ̶̡̼̮̘̈́̂c̷̗̀̒ͅì̸̺̤͠d̷̺̈́͌͜ͅ ̶̲̀d̶̤͋̿ŕ̸͕̩̺̙̔e̵͙̫͑͌̑͜a̴̘̜͚̋̃͂͝m̵̧͙̰͙̈́̍̌.̶̢̺̘͚̾̇ ̶̳̞͗̋̾T̴̳̪́̽͊͐h̶̳̻͓̿͛̈́̚e̶͖͂̀͛̓ ̷̯̼̎m̶͚̀o̵͖͝͝ń̵͉͍ͅs̵͎͊͠t̴̹̫͓͝e̶̡̍̇̈́r̵̡̭͋ ̵̧̻͒̀i̸̯̓̇n̵̺͇̝͐̏ͅ ̸͖͓̅̆̀̕ŷ̵͕̳͜o̷̧̦̣̒̅͘ṳ̶̧̻̇͂r̸͍̎͜ ̵̱̫̆͆̋̔ṇ̸͙̈͑͂i̴̞̝̤̬̽͗ģ̸͍̈́̍̈̕h̷̻͈̅͜t̸̹͘m̶̘̂à̷̝̓̚ṛ̶͈̖́̊͋͜e̸̜͆̑s̷̨͙̩̎.̵̻̿̌͜ ̷̬͙͈͉̃T̶͇̙̫̲̏̈́̎h̵̗͈̰̄̅̀͘e̴̙̪͠ ̶̛̺̤̜͒̀f̶̳͊̑i̴̡̠̘̋́ȩ̶̖̏n̶̰̣̆̓̒̇d̶͕̓̋͋̇ ̵̲̤͋̿̌͛õ̶̳̫f̶͎͕̀͗̊ ̶̗͍͖̂͊̕a̸̢̹̺̾ͅ ̵̫͇̐̓̅̓ẗ̴̗h̸̭̳̍̊́̅o̷̥̾̎ų̸̗̞̊̈́̊͐s̵̨̩̄̓̓ͅa̷̞͙͔̅ǹ̴̨͈̖͘d̸͚̆͊ ̵̣͛f̶̹̩̊̋̎̀à̶̫̣̭̰̐͌̑ç̴̹̋̄͑́͜e̵̛͈s̵̯͍̣͑̔.̷̡̪̜͔̓̌
Its transformation was finally complete. It smacked its frontmost legs together, its chainsaw suddenly revving to life. It spread its limbs wide, screaming a chittering screech to the sky.
C̷̘̠̙̑ò̵̮̰w̷̮̺̥̾̕͜ę̴͓̜͛̊r̷͎̱̍̀ ̴̖̠̼͋̈́͗̈́b̸̲̕ë̴̞̀f̴̡͉͈͕̾̉̓o̸͍̿̽r̷̟̟̼͈̓̽ȩ̸̦̟̠̾͝ ̷̰͚̰̱̑m̶̨̪̩͐͛̏ͅy̸̥̮̍͌̆͝ ̵̨̪͒̅͋ţ̸̓͑̏r̴͍̈͝u̵̠̒͂ͅȇ̵̹̝̞̓ ̶̼͙̪̀̌f̸̼̻̩͚̕ȯ̸̠̹r̵̳͎͖͑̇͑́m̷͈͖̑̾̓̇!̶̗͔̯͐ ̴͉̅̀̂B̵̭̗̽̈́͆̾Õ̴̟͛Ẅ̴̭͔́́ ̵͍͝D̸̟̫͌O̷̩̠̕W̸̠̭̒N̷̳̘̉ ̷̧̢̪͂̈́̋B̷̥̙͙͐͜E̵̱̹͒F̷̫̪̞̏̓O̷̫̯̝̎̌͠R̷̯̥̒͘E̵̿̕͜ ̷͈̠̂T̸̯̞̏̔H̵͙͖͖͌È̶͚̺̭̃͝ ̸̪̉͐̕̕G̴̘͊Ö̴̦̰̈̍D̶̢͍̎̓̏ ̶̲̯͆̆̽Ỏ̵̧F̵̙̭͇̦͑ ̷̬̭̂F̵̯̖̪̞̍Ẻ̷͉̠̥̆̀̈́A̵̖͎̚͜Ŗ̸͇͂͑̃͝!̸̙̖͐̅
It was like every phobia mashed together into one horrendous hodgepodge of horror. All of Norville’s deepest fears merged together into a single body.
A Phobiamalgamation.
It fell forward again, eying Frazie with an unsettling stillness, tilting its spider head at her. All the new eyes on its back zeroed in on her at once. Then, it spoke just one word, completely emotionless, completely understandable. Somehow, it was the scariest one of all.
“Run.”
Frazie stood completely paralyzed in fear. She must’ve wasted her grace period, because a second later, the behemoth moved. It immediately set upon her, chittering and howling as it stepped over Norville to bound towards her.
The girl let out a shrill screech, immediately turning and sprinting away faster than she ever had before. “Holy SHIT!”
Notes:
*Tell myself I won’t go too hard on the references*
*Slips like five in anyway*
Oh, well, most of them are so subtle they barely even count as shout-outs. I wonder how many people can spot? Five INTENTIONAL references, is what I mean - I know something from my memory might’ve crept in without me realizing it.
Nostophobia is the fear of returning home, by the way. I figured it’d be fitting since the place he was raised and the people who lived there did not do the poor guy any favors.
Chapter 38: Nightmare's End
Notes:
Didn’t expect multiple people to notice the Yogg-Saron reference so easily. Are my readers MMO raiders? This is a fascinating demographic revelation.
Halloween may be over, but the scares aren’t. Get ready for the frightful finale, and one of my favorite confrontations so far! Who knew it’d be this fun writing a creature with so many fears under its belt? Thank you readers, thank you betas, let’s go!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Frazie fled across the ring of light in a blind panic, the colossal conglomerate of horror stomping right behind her. Sure, it wasn’t the first giant monster she’d faced today, but did any of the others have a chainsaw the size of a train engine?!
She’d been through a lot today, but she couldn’t put on a brave face this time. This thing was huge, it was dangerous, and it was gaining on her.
The rev of the chainsaw’s engine grew louder, louder, until she could practically feel the blades whirring just behind her head. In a race against something this big, it was impossible to get away — she had no choice. Frazie twisted around and threw her arms up, enveloping herself in her Shield’s glow. She’d never felt so small as when she watched the roaring death machine swing down towards her, not even in Pepper’s world.
All she could do was clamp her eyes tight when barrier and power tool connected. She waited for the immense pain to come - but to her relief, she wasn’t immediately blended into pulp. She cracked open an eyelid to see her barrier putting in an incredible amount of work, shaking and rattling under the intense pressure.
Sparks flew in an endless cascade as the unstoppable force met the immovable object. Their glow made the monster’s face all the more haunting, its many eyes lit up with killer intent as it pushed even harder.
The shaking grew stronger. Frazie’s eyes popped open the rest of the way when the saw started to gain ground, carving out the narrowest of chinks in her armor. Bit by bit, it was cutting through her barrier. The crack slowly spread until it became a trench, the distance between her and certain death growing thinner and thinner.
The only things that’d broken through her shield before were invincible, all-powerful mental constructs. Mikhail, Permanences... the fact this thing was even putting a dent in it was a testament to how strong Norville’s fears were. Frazie screamed almost as loud as the saw itself by the time it almost pierced through her cover.
A second later, a loud snap rang throughout the void. Frazie could only hope she wouldn’t be feeling any of this back in the real world.
And she didn’t — because the chainsaw never reached her.
The spider’s leg jerked violently as its tool broke down, the whirring blades leaping free to soar off into the darkness. That hadn’t been her Shield breaking... it was the saw’s chain snapping, finally worn down from her resistance. Even the monster seemed surprised, blinking at its ruined weapon.
Frazie couldn’t believe it. Having pushed her powers to their limit, her mind practically breathed a sigh of relief when she dropped her barrier. She pointed up at the abomination. “Ha! HA! What’re you gonna do now?!”
The spider shifted its gaze to her. Then, it swiftly brought the toothless tool down on her head, smashing her into the ground.
Ah, right. At that size, anything could be a club. Plus she still had the other seven limbs to worry about.
“Ow. Ow...” Frazie moaned, flat on her back and aching all over. Not as bad as getting sawn in half, but not much better. She peeled herself off the ground with weak — but thankfully unbroken — arms. Could she even break a bone here? Hopefully she never had to find out.
She’d just barely stood up again when a massive zombified claw swept at her, not giving her the chance to prepare. Not one to be caught off guard twice in a row, Frazie dropped on purpose this time, narrowly slipping under the swing by laying almost flat against the ground. The instant she felt the air whoosh overhead, she was up again, running for her life.
The spider followed after, putting its medley of limbs to good use as it attacked without pause. The ground shook each time it struck, just barely missing each time; it spun to stab the ground with a machete leg, a loud clang reverberating around the void only to be followed by the wet squish of a clump of tentacles slamming the floor.
There was no point in fighting this abomination head on. Trying to keep calm, Frazie kept on the move, propelling herself out of its massive range on her Levitation orb and firing a barrage of Psi-blasts behind her while she rolled along.
With a target this huge, it was impossible to miss... not that it helped. Each shot slammed into it dead-on, hitting its legs, its body, its face. She might as well have been blasting a wall. It didn’t so much as blink as it chased her, an unyielding titan of terror.
Was this the bear all over again? Frazie didn’t know what to do if this thing was just as invulnerable. Her panic grew as she kept firing, desperately searching for a weak spot.
That’s when she remembered the massive tumorous growth on its back, the small mountain of heads snarling and gnawing at the sky. Praying, she directed her next barrage that way.
“S̵͇̈́́ć̵̝r̵͚͓̚e̴̜͂e̷̘̽e̶͔͠e̴̢͂ê̷̡Ȩ̷͍̒Ë̴͎̦́̍E̶̫͝Ë̴̹́E̷̬̐̓ͅE̴̫̽E̵̗̔̅E̶̫̮͋͛!̸͎͔̎̇” The spider buckled all at once, screeching and lurching to the side as its many heads let out a cacophonous howl of pain. Oh, it didn’t like that. Not one bit. It propped itself up on its limbs, chittering. Shaking off the pain, it steadied itself again, lifting its front legs to shriek angrily at her.
But this time, it didn’t scare her. Because now she knew she could hurt it.
When she fired again, the beast lifted its chainsaw, her attacks pinging harmlessly against the broken implement. It wasn’t just going to let her whack away at its vulnerability, it still had some tricks up its sleeve. It let out another roar, stomping the ground.
The world shook again, far longer than it had any right to. The jittering continued, the spotlight shaking and wobbling... and then it started to shrink. Frazie rolled to a stop as the arena’s border contracted ahead of her, quickly reversing away from it. As awful as this monstrosity was, she had a hunch running towards whatever else might lurk in the darkness was a terrible idea. At least she could see the spider.
Speaking of things hiding in the shadows... another screech rang out. A dozen of them, actually. While the spotlight shrunk to half its size, a field of orange dots lit up the void around it, rapidly approaching. Intrusive Thoughts flooded in from outside, beelining straight for her. Somewhere in the distance, Norville yelped, reacting to all the new changes as well.
“Oh, no.” Frazie’s favorite enemy, as if this wasn’t bad enough. Less room to move, a mob of monkeys... things were starting to get claustrophobic in here.
Wait a second. Claustrophobic. That was another fear. And all these enemies popping in at once... fear of crowds was a thing too, wasn’t it?
The Phobiamalgamation wasn’t just tangible horrors - it had the intangible in its arsenal, too.
That opened up so many more horrifying possibilities, ones she’d never get to see if she couldn’t handle this new threat. Left with little other choice, Frazie got to work, unleashing everything she had while she rolled away from danger.
One monkey reached her, only to get blasted backwards by a direct burst of energy to the face. She threw a confusion grenade to keep the rest off her, still enjoying the cathartic sight of them turning on each other. Those that dodged the blast kept chasing her, and Frazie prepared a Pyrokinetic explosion to keep them off her tail.
She didn’t need to, in the end. She almost got knocked off her sphere when the toothless chainsaw slammed down right behind her again, squashing her remaining pursuers flat. The spider was still after her, and didn’t seem to care if it smushed its allies in the process. Cold. Its reckless actions were immediately punished when there was nothing left to stop Frazie from firing on its weak point again.
Her attack rocked the monster again. It chittered in annoyance, the arena growing back to normal size before it lifted its legs once more and swept them to the sides.
And then... Frazie couldn’t see anything at all.
The spotlight immediately went dark, as if the creature had just flicked a switch. Norville’s far off scream echoed in the dark, and Frazie wasn’t feeling too much better now that she couldn’t see her foe at all. Nyctophobia.
She immediately stopped, not wanting to risk rolling into the monster... or something else. All she could do was listen intently, her heart pounding in her ears, focusing on the shuffle of the spider creeping closer and closer.
Wait. This thing must be able to see in the dark if it turned the lights out — it wouldn’t blind itself. That meant...
Frazie quickly reached out into the void with Clairvoyance, honing in on the nearest thing. She could finally see again through another’s eyes... all eight of them. Seeing herself from so many different viewpoints was disorienting, but it was better than seeing nothing at all. She could tell her stalker was creeping closer, homing in on its prey... a Frazie-styled fly. Was that how it saw her? Fitting.
It had no idea that she’d figured out where it was. That gave her an idea. Rather than try to fight it in the dark, Frazie stood still, letting it draw closer.
It was hard not to move with a giant monster approaching, but Frazie ignored her goosebumps and managed it. Soon, it was by her side, letting out the lowest hiss as its mandibles wiggled. Frazie tensed up as it slowly braced itself, leaning back inch by inch... and then pouncing, trying to bite her.
Sucker.
The moment it attacked, Frazie bounced off her ball, soaring high into the sky. The beast missed entirely, stumbling as its jaw hit the floor. It’d basically just opened the door for her to land on its back without a fuss.
Frazie pushed away the heebie jeebies that coursed through her the instant she touched its bristly fuzz, punching towards the sound of its snarling back growth instead. A direct hit. She struggled to keep her footing as the spider squealed and buckled beneath her.
The lights flicked back on, making her jump as the many-faced lump suddenly filled her vision. They were even more unnerving up close... but so long as she didn’t get near their biting mouths, they were utterly defenseless. Feeling the adrenaline pump through her, Frazie readied a fist.
Rumble...
She wobbled again as the arena shook once more. Trying to stay focused, she ignored it, pulling her hand back one more time.
At least, until she caught the sound of running water.
She froze instantly. Turning away from her target, Frazie glanced down towards the floor to see it starting to flood. Norville was already submerged, his cries garbled and gurgling beneath the rapidly rising water.
Hydrophobia.
No, no, NO. The one thing that made her even more afraid than Norville was. Whether it’d intended to or not, the monster was using her own biggest fear against her. She only had moments before the water rose above the spider’s back and swallowed her, dragging her into its depths.
Welp. There was only one thing Frazie could do: Force it to cut it the hell out.
Panicking, Frazie threw caution to the wind and started punching madly at the heads. “STOP IT!” she shouted, unleashing a flurry of punches and kicks directly at its weak spot. Each attack filled the arena with wails of pain from spider and growth alike, making Frazie sway back and forth each time the monster jerked. “STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT, STOP IT!”
The water continued to rise, trickling over the spider’s head, starting to converge on the top of its back... only to finally halt. Unable to bear the intense onslaught, the monster finally yielded with a groan, the tide finally receding and draining away. Frazie was filled with relief... but that didn’t mean she was done yet.
She struck it once more, than again, but the spider was tired of her shenanigans. It lifted its tentacled leg up, the many tendrils wiggling and writhing as they slithered towards her.
Frazie had no choice - time to abandon ship. Before the slimy limbs could grab her, she somersaulted back down to the (thankfully dry) ground, glancing back to see how the boss was faring.
Unfortunately... too well. She’d really pummeled it, the arachnid clearly panting with pain and exhaustion, but it was far from done yet. It’d take more than that to topple a titan, and there was no way it’d let her get on its back again. She could keep firing at it from a distance, but would that be enough? Or would she succumb to its vast array of weaponized fears before her potshots could finally wear it down? As it was, it looked like its durability far surpassed hers. And when it gathered enough energy, it might just flood the arena again and wash her away for good.
No. The odds were stacked against her. She needed help... and there was only one other person here who could provide it. He was just, uh... likely to be very reluctant. Was... was she really going to try this?
...Did she have any other options?
No, not really. “Norville!” Frazie shot the shivering man a brief glance before focusing on the enemy once more, just in time for it to recuperate and rush at her again. “Norville, look! I’m wearing it down! Please, just lend me a hand and I can squash this thing for good! You could really do some damage to it, come on, you’re ginormous!”
His response? More sniffling and whimpering. Yeeeeah, about what she’d expected. Norville might be big, but the creature was bigger. It was hard to give a pep talk and survive at the same time - Frazie leapt over the creature’s swinging limbs, throwing up her Shield now and then to block its trickier blows.
She kept trying. “Aren’t you tired of this thing ruining your life?!” she called out, ducking under another hand swipe. “Come on! Work with me! We can beat this thing if we work together, I know it!”
“A-are you CRAZY?!” the coward stammered, refusing to so much as open his eyes. “Look at it! Look at ME! I-I don’t want to die! I DON’T WANT TO—“
“NORVILLE!” Frazie snapped, making him flinch. There was no time for apologies, though. “Norville! Look at me! I’m half your size, and I’m fighting this thing head on!”
As if to prove her point, the arena shook again as she evaded another crushing blow. She went on, alternating between dodging and talking. “Just yesterday I’d barely even fought anything before, and yet I’ve been dealing with freaks like this since last morning! And I’ve been winning! I’m afraid too, but I’m not giving up! If I can do it, so can you! Trust me Norville, please! You’re braver than you think!”
The man stayed silent, continuing to shake... sure, it was easy for her to say all that — she hadn’t been scared stiff every day of her life. She wasn’t the one who had monsters like this constantly creeping through their thoughts. But... she also had a point. She’d shown that the things that haunted him weren’t untouchable. That the prey could stand up to the predator. That you could be horrified and still give it your all.
Norville finally opened his eyes.
He did NOT like what he saw, immediately squeaking and shutting them again when the spider entered his view. Well, that’d been the shortest burst of courage in history. Frazie was about to give up hope when he opened them again, forcing himself to keep looking. Slowly, ever so slowly, he pushed himself up off the floor, visibly shaking as he got up on his feet.
The monster glanced towards him when he stood, hissing. It must not have liked the display of defiance, because it suddenly leapt for him, landing right before him and leaning down to roar straight in his face.
Norville shrieked, covering his head and turning away to shield himself from its spitting maw. A sob escaped him as he expected the end... but it never came. Instead, the spider yelped again as Frazie blasted its weak spot while it was distracted.
“Picking on someone who can’t fight back? Pathetic!” In an instant, it rounded on her again, preparing to swing at the greater threat.
And then it jerked to a stop. A large tearing sound suddenly filled the void.
RRRRIIIIIIIPPPP!
The monster yowled in more pain than it ever had before. Behind it, Norville’s eyes were clenched tight as he yanked at its tentacled leg. One by one, the squirming vines tore loose from its body, writhing like wild snakes before finally falling still.
Norville gagged and threw the clump of appendages away, putting a hand over his mouth to keep the barf down... then screamed as he realized he’d just touched those things with that hand. His first act of bravery in decades, and boy, it was an impressive one. Ignoring the dry heaving, of course.
“Whoa. You go, big guy!” Frazie couldn’t help but cheer for his big step forward. Now the spider was down an entire leg, and maybe together they could shrink that number down to—
WHAM!
Frazie’s face fell as the spider spun, slapping the man away with an angry cry. If taking a stand had irritated it, ripping one of its limbs off really made it mad.
“NORVILLE!” Oh, that wasn’t good. That was REALLY not good. His first show of strength in years, and he’d immediately been thrashed for it. Frazie could only watch in horror as Norville flew across the arena, bouncing off the ground a few times before finally tumbling into a heap.
She’d just made everything worse. The only thing more gut-wrenching than the thought that Sasha would kill her for this was the awful realization she’d just made this poor man’s problems much, much stronger. And it was all her fault. What was she going to do?
She didn’t have to do a thing. Frazie gasped, unable to believe her eyes when Norville shifted and pushed himself back up off the ground again.
Even he seemed surprised, touching all over his body as if expecting part of it to be missing. “I-I’m... I’m alive! I’M ALIVE!” The man really was as sturdy as he looked. There wasn’t a bruise on him.
And more importantly, he’d just realized that standing up to his fears wasn’t a death sentence.
He didn’t look that much braver, but he didn’t need to. He just needed to fight back. The spider glanced worriedly between the two humans as they shared a look, knowing what they needed to do.
Together, they rushed for the abomination. It was the monster’s turn to let out a fearful cry as it suddenly found itself on the defensive.
Its many legs and eyes didn’t help it split its focus between them any better. They attacked from two different angles - Norville leapt high, much higher than he could in the real world, punching at its zombie arm and making it bend inward with a loud snap. The arachnid howled, trying to stab at him with its machete leg, only to buckle under the strain of a dozen more Psi-blasts to its growth.
Limping now, it skittered backwards, trying to account for the couple of useless legs. It hissed at them in a futile attempt to keep them at bay, the duo ignoring it and racing straight ahead. “We’ve got to hit it up there!” Frazie called, pointing out the groaning mass on its back.
“O-Okay!”
Frazie was just about to summon her Levitation orb and bounce up when the ground suddenly fell out from under her. To her surprise, Norville scooped her up, both her feet able to fit on one palm. “Here goes...!”
Frazie braced herself just in time for Norville to fling her upwards with all his might, and he had a lot of it. Soaring higher than she ever could by spring boarding off her ball, Frazie flew up over the spider, who could only watch with dread as she got into position far above it.
A moment later, Norville joined her, telling gravity to buzz off as he jumped up by her side. Up in the sky, the two shared a nod... and then started their descent, rocketing straight down.
If a spider could look like it was about to wet itself, the Phobiamalgamation pulled it off. It tried to limp away, but it wasn’t fast enough anymore to pull it off without all its legs. Up above, the two humans prepared for impact - Frazie poured all her power into her feet, surrounding them with energy and shield and flame while Norville raised both fists high, ready to drop them at a moment’s notice.
Time almost seemed to move in slow motion as the gap closed. The abomination had no time to get away before the two hit it, slamming right into its weak spot. The mass of wailing heads caved inward as Frazie stomped it with psychic fury, and the rest of its body followed suit when Norville hammered both fists into its back like a sledgehammer from the sky.
When the two finally bounced off it, it had completely caved in, squashed like the bug it was. Its limbs twitched, its many heads finally silent. “Ţ̸̨̠̀͒h̴̳̘͈̰̊͗̈a̷͍̖̭̦̅͝͠t̷̻̿̑͐́ ̴̻̪͇͆̃̿w̵͇͋͂͆a̵̗͙̦͌͂s̴͇̉̔n̵͎͐'̶̧̛͔̗̻̏̅͗t̶̯͆͠ ̵͉̾̓̏̆v̶̙̭̅͗͆ḛ̸̢̂͋r̵̲̘̺̪̈́̚͠y̵̘̥̮̍ ̵̧̞̓̉̈́̓n̵̗̻͍̉̈̒i̶̜̓c̶͍͉̣͙̅̒̐e̵̛͕̼̟͂̚,̸͈́͐” was all it could murmur before its eyes fell shut for good.
It started to melt, its skin fading to black as it dissolved into a puddle of shadows. Unable to withstand the light, the shade shrunk and shrunk until it finally disappeared with a fizzle.
Norville watched it evaporate, as if in disbelief that he’d ever been scared of something that’d vanished so pitifully. A second later, he yelped when Frazie grabbed his arm, whooping victoriously. “AHAHAHA! We did it! We... oh, uh, didn’t mean to scare you. Sorry. ...High five?”
Once his heart stopped racing, he stopped clutching his chest and huffed. “O-oh, uh... sure.” The two raised their hands and slapped them together, cementing their win.
Frazie immediately regretted it. She yelped and shook her stinging hand, hissing through her teeth. Maaaaybe it was a bad idea high fiving someone with hands that big - it was like he’d swatted a fly with a brick.
Still, a sore palm wasn’t enough to bring her down. She smiled through the pain, proud to see him on his feet at last. “How’re you feeling?”
“Like I’m gonna throw up, man.” Frazie chuckled, until she realized he wasn’t joking. Thankfully, he kept himself composed as he glanced down where the monster had faded away. “I was r-really being a big baby, wasn’t I...?”
Frazie shook her head. “Hey, don’t put yourself down. Everyone’s afraid of something, even me. You’re, ah... afraid of a LOT of somethings.” Was that supposed to make him feel better? “But bravery isn’t about being fearless... it’s being afraid, but carrying on anyways. And in the end, when it mattered most... you were brave.”
Her words struck him. He looked down at himself, like he couldn’t believe it was him who’d just done all that. “Hey... you’re right. I was brave, man! I was BRAVE!”
His bravado lasted about five seconds, before something off beyond the light’s reach let out a loud and spinechilling howl. The two of them looked towards it just in time to notice something scaly slither back into the shadows. “Butnotbraveanymorepleaselet’sgetoutofhere,” Norville pleaded, his teeth chattering again.
No complaints on Frazie’s end. “You read my mind.” And reading minds was HER job.
The big man crouched down, motioning beside his head. “Like, hop on.” Wasting no time, Frazie did just that, neatly flipping through the air to land perched on his shoulder.
Once she was situated, he crouched low, tilting his gaze towards the ceiling. He swung his arms once, then twice, then put his all into one more jump. Frazie’s shawl flapped in the wind as he propelled them straight up, rocketing them out of the dark and into the light.
The void fell away, only to be replaced with the cloak of night. Eh, it was a much more manageable kind of darkness at least. Somehow, when the two of them ascended out of the chasm, they ended up back in the center of the town plaza.
When they landed, Frazie hopped off and tapped the ground with a heel, half-expecting it to crumble away and send them back into the abyss. Nope, rock solid. The mind continued to work in mysterious ways.
Looking up, she found Norville shivering again, staring fearfully at the friendlier monsters gathered around the little town. “It’s not so bad, is it?” Frazie asked. “Not after everything you just dealt with.”
“I... I-I guess,” he stammered. He didn’t exactly sound sure, but he wasn’t curling into a crying ball again either. Progress.
“Excuse me.”
Caught off guard by the new voice, both of them turned - and both shrieked, one much louder than the other. A woman stood there, her mouth stretched to ungodly proportions, her teeth pointy, her eyes peering at them from the back of her throat. “I couldn’t help but notice Norville up and about! Is he feeling better?”
Frazie calmed quickly, but Norville was paralyzed with stage fright. And literal fright, too. Knowing he needed encouragement, Frazie gestured towards the figure. “She seems nice, doesn’t she? Wanna say hi?”
No, no he did not. But he recalled her words... bravery was continuing on even when you were scared. So, shaking like a leaf in a storm, he forced himself to respond. “Uh... h-hi. It’s, uh... n-nice to... oh... oh, your teeth are very sharp...”
“Why, thank you!” the monster chirped. “It’s great to see you walking around again! Hey, would you like to trick-or-treat with us?”
The answer was still no. At least, until Frazie gave him a gentle nudge. Norville was still scared out of his mind, and it’d take awhile to change that... but maybe it was time to get started. “I, I-I uh... I... s-sure?”
“Great!” Norville managed to keep quiet as the lady took his hand, pulling him off towards the houses. “My friends have been dying to meet you! They’ve always wondered what your costume is supposed to be.”
“I, uh... I-I don’t think you could call it a costume...” Norville looked pale, he was stammering, but he was alright. It was up to him now to bolster his courage further. Resisting the tempting call of imaginary candy, Frazie popped her salts and left the land of eternal Halloween behind.
As soon as she was back in her body, Frazie heard a sound. On the other side of the glass, something shifted.
Like a living landfill, the heap of junk in front of the door began to rattle. The man underneath it all looked up, not a single shiver in his body. “H-Huh...?” He felt... calmer. Mostly. He still flinched when he heard a knocking at the window, yet for some reason, the girl that was standing there didn’t fill him with mortal terror anymore.
Frazie pointed to the side, towards the door, and Norville suddenly remembered her request. “Oh! O-one sec...”
His armor rattled and clanked as he got up and reached for the handle. Frazie raced to meet him, unsure if it was better to see him opening the path for her or to see him up and moving.
Finally meeting him face to face, she gave him a thumbs up. “Thanks a bunch. Done sitting around?”
“Y-yeah... I... I don’t want to be up here anymore. I think I can make it to the ground floor, at least...”
“You sure? Want any help?”
Norville shook his head, reaching for the cafeteria tray he used as a breastplate. “Nah, just... need to drop a little weight.” It took a bit as he undid each piece one by one, but soon, she could finally see the man under it all as he took most of it off. “I-I’m, like, keeping the knee and elbow pads, though...”
If that’s what he required to function for now, by all means. “Good call,” she supported, stepping aside and gesturing to the edge of the floor. “Careful, though. This place has seen better days.”
Norville slowly crept over and peered over the rim - his face grew pale when he saw just how crumbly and treacherous the way down really was. “Did... did I mention I’m scared of heights? Never liked being on this floor, e-especially not now.” For a moment, he looked like he was going to change his mind, before he quickly shook his head back and forth. “No! I’ve gotta do this. G-gotta... just one step at a time.”
He turned and lowered himself down, his lower half dangling... only to cry out as his hand slipped. “WhooooOOOOA!”
“Wait—!” Frazie shouted, reaching out with Telekinesis, but there was no way she could’ve held him up even if she had managed to catch him in time. He fell out of sight, making Frazie wince when a crash rang out a second later.
She knelt by the edge to look down at him, really hoping his road to recovery hadn’t already ended. Norville laid face down a floor below. The man had basically left a crater with how big he was. “You... you okay?” she called out.
After a moment, he groaned, rolling over. “I-I’m... I’m fine!” Grinning, he pointed down towards his legs. “Kneepads!”
Relieved, Frazie just chuckled. “Kneepads.” He’d be fine. Waving farewell, she finally left him behind and headed through the door he’d been blocking. She took a brief moment to stoop down and scoop up her portal from where it’d fallen once it’d fulfilled its purpose.
As she rose back up, she came face to face with beady black eyes and a fuzzy face.
A bear.
Practically jumping out of her skin, she fell back on her behind with a holler. A second later, she realized with growing embarrassment that she’d almost had a heart attack over a stuffed toy. Hey, after dealing with its much scarier cousin, she was still jumpy, alright?
The little teddy stared silently at her, but she knew it would laugh if it could. Irritated, she got back up and prepared to kick it.
At the last second, its horrifying mental version still fresh in her head, she decided to spare it. Best not to tempt fate. “You win this round,” she spat, stepping past it.
The only way forward was a hole in the ceiling — but before Frazie jumped through it, she froze. She tilted her head up, listening intently.
There was a soft sound coming from above, gentle, melodic. It sounded like... singing? Just what was going on up there?
Curious now, Frazie summoned her Levitation orb and launched herself up to the next floor, heading towards the humming.
Down below, Norville’s room sat empty, the teddy bear its last remaining occupant. Suddenly, it slumped over on its side, its beady eye pointing upwards to watch Frazie leave.
OooooOOOOoooo. Physics at work, or was Norville actually right about ghosts? You decide.
Now here we are... one more mini-chapter and one more patient to go before we’re at the top of the tower and in the endgame. Thank you to everyone who’s stuck around so far. Hopefully the next mini-chapter shouldn't take too long... but in the meantime, have some world analysis!
Norville Burton: Born a fish out of water, Norville was an already cowardly person living in a town that loved all things scary... a poor combination. Though everyone he grew up with never intended harm, they failed to respect his limits. Repeated attempts to spook and startle him gradually wore him down, especially when people took it too it too far or didn’t realize the effect they had on him. Skittishness turned to paranoia turned to constant fear and eventually a complete mental breakdown, his growing list of phobias leaving him unable to deal with the world at large. For his own good, he checked himself into Thorney Towers, where he figured he’d be safe from most of the things that were out to get him.
Named after Norville Rogers (AKA Shaggy, from Scooby Doo), as well as Tim Burton, a famed director of gothic films like Beetlejuice and A Nightmare Before Christmas (which part of Norville’s mind even faintly resembles).
General Aesthetic: I absolutely LOVE horror themes and knew I wanted to make a level centered around them. It didn’t take long to connect that to things like phobias. From there, I developed the idea of a mind centered around one thing: Fear, everything from the most laughable spooks to genuine pantswetting horrors. I ended up splitting the world into three sections, each scarier than the last, with Frazie having to progress through each of them one by one.
Layer 1: The kind of things you’d make fun of someone for being afraid of, like bedsheet ghosts and plastic skeletons. Notably, the creatures that lurk here are all friendly and having a good time, posing no threat to Norville, further driving home how ridiculous his problem has gotten. However, if you pay close attention, there’s signs things aren’t quite right, such as cardboard cutout that becomes unearthly when you’re not looking, hinting towards his worse fears and showing how they’ve warped his perception of even innocent things. Fittingly, Young Norville is found here, as the whole layer sort of represents his spookified childhood and things most kids would contend with. To get to the next layer, Frazie has to climb under his bed, symbolic of her entering into the place where the real monsters hide.
Layer 2: Here’s where things start to get genuinely creepy and scary, with even a few downright disturbing things. Here’s where you see that while Norville’s fear can be excessive, it’s born from a place of genuine terror and haunting imagery. Set in a haunted house (because of course it is), the place has basically become a hotel for all the horrors his imagination could come up with. Just like his younger self, Teen Norville is found here to show the kinds of scary things you might encounter in more mature properties, which also sort of symbolizes how Norville’s fears have grown and matured along with him.
Layer 3: The deepest recess of Norville’s terror-addled mind, where his darkest and most primal fears lurk. There’s no light, no substance, no anything here since it’s so deep in the mind it’s borderline subconscious — anything besides his strongest and most haunting thoughts, anyway. Naturally, this is also where an amalgamation of his years of built-up phobias has amassed, and also where the final encounter takes place.
If you return to the world once it’s over, you’ll find Adult Norville hanging out and trick or treating with the monsters - he’s still obviously nervous and uncomfortable, but he’s gradually getting braver. Young Norville will be sound asleep and at peace in his bed, while Teen Norville will be exhausted and resting next to a pile of horror goons he finally turned around and fought back against.
The Plaza Monsters: Much like how everything else on layer 1 is harmless, so are its inhabitants. Sophisticated werewolves, skeletal children, even the ones that might actually look offputting are charming and polite. While this helps drive home just how innocent this part of the mind is, they’re also a representation of all the people in his life that made him this way. Family, peers... Norville must’ve known deep down that their scares were just their way of having fun and they never intended to harm him, and so they’re kind to him here. However, thanks to their actions, he started to associate them with all the creatures they disguised themselves as.
Notes:
Teddy Fear/Build-a-Beast: To me, most horror games loses all their scariness the second you can fight back. They can still be fun, but don’t expect me to yelp at anything I can just shoot. That’s why one of my favorite things in these games are truly invincible, persistent enemies... whether you have to hide from them or run from them, there’s nothing more intense than knowing there’s nothing you can do to stop imminent death. When done right, nothing is more terrifying. That’s why I decided I wanted something like that in a world centered around fear.
However, it initially wasn’t going to happen... if I remember correctly, it was IronTiger that initially suggested something like a monstrous doll. I loved the idea, and I decided to make it work. It’s the only enemy in the game that’s truly, 100% invulnerable. It isn’t always present, but when it is, not a single attack will slow or halt it. It will see you when you’re invisible, and it will never stop chasing you. You either run, you hide... or you die. There’s one oddly reassuring thing about it, though... it won’t just maul you, it attacks anything close to it indiscriminately. If you play well, you can make him an unintentional ally that chews up your foes, or maybe even opens up new paths by demolishing obstacles you lead him to. Just, you know, don’t let him catch YOU.
He’s not officially named, but I thought of two neat titles for him, so pick whichever you like best!
Nightmare: Of course, we needed a Nightmare in a horror-themed level, too. It’s even in the stage name! Though this one is just the traditional mini boss, mostly unchanged from the fights in Boyd’s mind. Aside from a few new techniques, there is another difference though - in canon, its portal just takes you back to the Milkman Conspiracy, but here, the portal actually leads to the darkest and most terrified part of Norville’s mind. In a way, it’s like a gatekeeper to the plane of true terror... where the actual source of fear lurks. A fitting role for a ghastly creature.
The Phobiamalgamation: What ungodly horror would you make the main boss for a man that’s scared of everything? What fear, what trope, what entity do you use? ...How about all of them?
That was my thought process, at least. With such a wide roster of phobias to draw from, I wanted to include as many as possible - most of them visually. I decided to make the main body a spider, since arachnophobia is one of the most common fears I hear about. A bunch of others make up its limbs, including things a slasher would use or various monstrous body parts, and a bunch more grow on its back to make it all the more ghastly. Coulrophobia, galeophobia... there’s so many things tacked onto it that it might actually look a bit silly from our viewpoint. Which would make it fit Psychonauts well, no? And even if it’s goofy to us, just imagine having to face that thing when you’re a fraction of its size and realize how scary it can really be.
I’d like to thank SandrC for helping shape the fight - they were the one that had the idea of incorporating intangible fears into its moveset. Now everything eerie is at its disposal, not just the things you can see. That also provided the perfect opportunity to use Frazie’s personal phobia against her.
It has so many weapons and gimmicks going on, I hope it wasn’t too hard to follow - definitely something that’d be better to face in a game than to read about, but it was still a ton of fun to work with. However, it’s not the only thing haunting poor Norville, and defeating it isn’t a cure-all as there’s still plenty of horrors in his head. It does help him calm down a bit, though... and more importantly, it helps him learn what it really means to be brave. Now he knows he’s not as helpless as he thought.
Chapter 39: Meanwhile, Again...
Notes:
I wanted to get this out sooner, but hey, it’s the busiest month of the year. On top of that, I had to leave town for a week, as well as having other projects to work on. But I got it out before year’s end! And on my birthday, too! It might be short, but I think it makes for a very interesting mini-chapter.
So Happy New Year everyone! And a big thanks to the betas for helping me get this out during this hectic season.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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“Brain one... failure. Brain ten... failure. Brain fifteen... I’m beginning to notice a pattern here.”
Loboto tapped his pencil down his checklist, which despite his best efforts, did not magically change the crosses on it into checkmarks. Oleander had delivered him a bunch of duds. Truth be told, stuffing a bunch of kid’s brains into war machines had sounded a bit too crazy even for the mad dentist, but he’d never expected it to flop this badly. They just needed one tyke with enough pent-up aggression or submissiveness to be directed into battle... instead, they’d gotten tanks that’d attempted to set Loboto on fire, called him rude names, broke down crying, or even tried to play sick beats using the machine’s built-in lights.
Well, Loboto was getting paid to build the tanks and put brains into them, not necessarily to make sure they met the little man’s megalomaniacal standards. Still, he’d sort of been looking forward to being one of the leaders of that whole ‘new world order’ thing his employer had promised. Hm. Maybe the next mini-mind held more promise.
Loboto turned to check on his brain stash. The table that was supposed to hold them sat empty, its entire supply run dry.
“Well now, isn’t that a wonderful variety of NOTHING!” he huffed. “...Wait.” Loboto fumbled across the counter, still just as bare as it seemed. “Ah, no, that’s right, already tried that invisible girl’s brain. Took me a good minute to find the tank after that one. Ha, ha... OLEANDER!”
Someone snorted off to the side. “Snrk... AH! Get to the bunker! They’re raining hellfire on us!” Coach jerked up from his seat, his sleepy surprise quickly shifting into annoyance. “What in blazes do you want, doc? I was having the nicest dream.”
Loboto tutted. “You doze off unusually often for someone plotting global domination. I get it. Beauty sleep’s important! It’s how I look so radiant,” the crooked dentist crooned, preening, fluffing his shower cap. “But while you were busy sawing logs, the well ran dry!”
“We have a well?” Loboto jabbed a claw at their empty stockpile, and Coach slammed a fist into his palm. “The well! Confound it! You’re telling me none of these rookies fit the bill?!”
“Not a one.” Loboto gestured towards his newest commission, his pride and joy... the stout and spiky frame of the impenetrable Brain Tank, its goo-filled dome eagerly awaiting a new wrinkly occupant. “All the brains you’ve brought me are either too meek or too weak.”
“They’ll let anyone into Whispering Rock these days,” the soldier muttered to himself.
Carrying on with his theatrics, Loboto grabbed Coach by the shoulders, giving him a good shake. “We need something with a little more oomph! A little more righteous indignation with the world!”
“Keep your cap on! We’ve still got a couple in reserve,” Coach pointed out, slapping him away. A malicious sneer crossed his face as he lifted a finger towards the ceiling.
“Ahhhh. Your coworkers?” Loboto clarified with a chuckle, gazing upwards. “Not a bad idea. I’m sure our intruders would be happy to lend a hand. Or a brain!”
He watched Coach stand and head for the ramp upstairs, snagging a pepper mill as he went. “Don’t forget!” he called after him. “Give them a good slap before you powder them. Remember, we need them angry! ANGRY!”
“Oh, I’ve been wanting to do that for a long time...” The little man disappeared from view, leaving Loboto free to fine-tune his war machine some more.
A few moments later, a loud smack and a cry rang out from above, followed by another... and then a pair of sneezes. Smirking to himself, Loboto waited patiently for his boss to return, two new jarred brains clutched in his arms. “Well? Are they ready to go?”
To his disappointment, Coach shook his head. “That was just for me — it’ll take more than a sore cheek to get these goodie two-shoes primed for battle. They never did see my side of things... always blind to what needs to be done. But a little mental manipulation should have them marching to our beat.” He slid the containers up onto the counter, their contents bobbing a bit in the goo. “I’ll have a go at them later. For now, they’re POWs.”
“Then the plan’s still stalled at the finish line!” Loboto pointed out. “We can’t exactly cause anarchy and destruction with an empty vehicle, you know.”
“Hey! It’s not my fault your frankenfish has been sleeping on the job!” Coach snapped, the hypocrisy flying over his head rather easily. “By my count, there’s still three brains out there, and any of them are quality contenders! The Zanotto girl’s a little spitfire — it’d be a piece of cake to turn that aggression where we want it. And Boole’s just had a bit of a ‘growth spurt’,” he said, tapping his noggin. “Now that his abilities are properly under control, one tank might as well be twelve with that level of firepower! And Frazie...” The man wrung his hands with manic glee. “The best of both worlds. I’ve peeked at what she’s been accomplishing in the other counselor’s memories... she’s one in a million. Talented. Resourceful. Reckless. Fiery. And completely defenseless! No mental barriers!”
“Hmmmm. Yes, yes, I understand what you just said completely,” Loboto lied with a nod. “You raise a good point, though. Where has my little pet wandered off to...?”
“Beats the heck out of me,” Coach grunted, turning to leave once again. “But I’m gonna find out. Time to go see why your monster’s gone AWOL...”
The soldier marched outside, his body lifting up into the air as he telekinetically lowered himself off the tower. Left alone again, Loboto huffed. There wasn’t really much to do without any ready brains around... and he was starting to wonder what was taking his delivery freak so long, too.
It was time for a little investigating of his own. Loboto grabbed for his walkie talkie, lifting the crackling speaker to his lips. “Whytehead! Status report! Have you seen my dear little abomination lately?”
No response. Loboto’s foot impatiently tapped the ground as he waited a minute and tried again. “Crispin! Answer me!” The receiver stayed silent. “Hrm... maybe it wasn’t the best idea to give a walkie talkie to a henchman that can’t use his arms. Still, he usually figures out how to reply.”
His suspicions starting to rise, Loboto put the radio away. Fine. There was still one more person he could check with. “SHEEGOR!”
A surprised squeak sounded from around the corner outside. “I know you’ve been eavesdropping,” Loboto went on, beckoning the unseen figure over with a claw. “Come here.”
Slowly, a small, shaky woman stepped out of hiding. She looked like she could fit in with all the other patients — her white hair curled outwards into wild tendrils, and each of her hands had an oven mitt on it. Her stout frame trembled more and more the closer she got to the doctor.
“Ah! There you are.” Loboto sneered, resting his head on his hand. “You’ve brought me a lot of worthless brains tonight, did you know that?”
“B-but that’s not my fault...!” Sheegor protested in a squeaky voice. “I don’t collect the brains, I just deliver them!”
“Don’t interrupt!” Loboto snapped, making her flinch. “Good help is so hard to find these days. Now then... I know you’ve been running around downstairs between operations, bringing food to the deplorables. I don’t know why you bother, but that’s besides the point. I’ll forgive you for the cruddy brains... if you tell me if you’ve seen anything strange tonight.”
Sheegor nervously tapped her gloves together. “Well, you... you ARE putting kid brains into a tank...”
“Stranger than that!”
The lenses Loboto used for eyes almost seemed to zoom in on her, peering into her very soul. Biting her lip, Sheegor’s mind raced, trying to figure out how to respond. She HAD seen something strange tonight... a young girl, using bizarre powers similar to the ones Loboto’s partner had, running amuck through the lower asylum.
It would be simple to explain what she’d seen, to tattle on the stranger she’d been spying on, yet the words wouldn’t come to her lips. And why?
Because she knew it was the wrong thing to do. She’d seen what the girl could accomplish... she’d steadily made her way up the building, doing strange things to her fellow inmates and somehow leaving them better off for it. Sheegor had taken care of them all this time, but she’d long given up trying to help their conditions... yet this newcomer was performing miracles.
Maybe stopping Loboto would be her next one? Sheegor despised working for the mean old dentist, but she knew she was helpless to fight back. Watching this teen draw closer and closer to the top was the only spot of hope she’d had in a long time — the one chance that this evil plan she was unwillingly assisting with would fail. Was she about to throw that away to avoid Loboto’s wrath?
Finally, Sheegor took a steadying breath and told him everything she’d seen.
“N-no,” she stammered, avoiding his piercing gaze. “I haven’t noticed anything weird. Just the usual rats. Um... Mr. Teglee broke another easel... does that count?”
“Hmmm.” Loboto’s lenses whirred in their sockets, making her shake even more. “...Veeeery well then.”
Sheegor breathed a sigh of relief when he walked away. It was obvious she was lying with how nervous she looked... but, thankfully, she always looked like that. For once, it was a blessing in disguise.
But Loboto wasn’t done with her yet.
“I’ll take your word for it,” Loboto continued, marching up to a glass case nearby... then swiftly opening it, yanking out its occupant. He clutched a turtle in one hand, a small crown atop its head... and his other mechanical hand whirred as its claws started to rotate rapidly, swirling into a makeshift blender. “But if you’re lying about my pet, I’ll make sure you never see yours again!”
“M-Mr. Pokeylope!” Sheegor covered her eyes, sobbing, unable to watch someone threaten her companion. Him being held hostage was the whole reason she was forced to work for these villains in the first place. “I’m telling the truth! I’M TELLING THE TRUTH! I PROMISE!”
“Are you suuuuuure?” The madman moved his hand closer... before the blades finally whirred to a stop and Loboto gave the little turtle a few pats on the head. “Just joking, little fellow, just joking. ...For now.” Putting the reptile back in its prison, he wandered off to go check on the tank again. “In the meantime, don’t go far, Sheegor. As soon as Oleander figures out what the hiccup is, it’s back to work! We’ve got BRAINS on the way, and they’re going to be juicy ones!”
Sheegor shot Mr. Pokeylope a nervous glance before nodding. “I... I won’t.” And this time, she really was telling the truth... because last time she checked, that girl was almost to the final elevator. That wasn’t very far away, right?
Seeing her turtle in distress was giving her second thoughts, though. What if she was wrong, what if this stranger failed? Loboto would make Mr. Pokeylope into turtle soup for sure.
What should she do? Try and scare her off? Try to help her out? Her mind in a tizzy, Sheegor let out a whine as she headed for the elevator, ready to go intercept her potential savior before she arrived.
Notes:
Were you expecting a villainous POV? We never really got to see much of Coach and Loboto’s scheme at work, and we never saw them interact at ALL, so I wanted to take a peek at all that. Additionally, I wanted to give Sheegor a little more characterization, namely because I realized a couple things:
-She spies on Raz the whole trip up the tower, yet Loboto isn’t expecting him, which means she either never told on him or lied to Loboto. We already knew she was a sweetheart, but I thought it’d be nice to show how she might have been part of the reason Raz’ mission went so well in the first place.
-How did the Thorney Towers inmates survive all these years? Someone must’ve been taking care of them, right? And there’s no way it was Coach or Loboto... Crispin, maybe, to go with his orderly role, but he’s also a huge jerk... and also one that can’t use his arms. My theory is that Sheegor is the only one at the tower nice enough to keep everyone fed, and I wanted to show that.Basically, we stan Sheegor in this household. And with that out of the way... one patient left to go. Stay tuned.
Chapter 40: V.I.P.: Very Important Psychonaut
Notes:
Been a bit, hasn't it?
It's been a dreadful year for me, and a lot of it directly impacted working on this - I won't go into all of it, no one's here for that, but I will at least say it's incredibly difficult to work on this with computer and health issues. A bit hard to type when your keyboard is breaking down :P
Hopefully I'm not too rusty, but I thankfully got a bit of my mojo back by dabbling with writing for the Amazing Digital Circus for a while. If you haven't seen it yet, I recommend it! And if you have, I've got some shippy junk you can check out if you want.
Now, all that aside... thanks to the betas for still being with me after a year, and thanks to anyone who's still around reading. I can't guarantee the next chap will come by soon, but hopefully this proves I'll never forget this story. Also, this final original patient likely has some shades of Gloria in them... but give it time, the further we go, the more you'll see how different they are!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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One, two, three... four, five, six... seven, eight, nine, ten...
That was roughly half the campers accounted for. Inside the ruins of some old operating room, Frazie finished up her brain count with a quirk of her lips. It would’ve been a pretty good haul... if she wasn’t already at the top of the tower. She might have collected a bunch of the haphazardly discarded minds, but she was at the end of the road with no way of knowing if she’d missed any. She’d been thorough, at least, rescuing jars from hidden corners and perilous perches alike. Now she could only hope Lili and Dogen had done their part.
And while she stood there checking her inventory, that strange and peppy melody continued to drift down from above.
Shouldering her brain bag again, Frazie glanced up and listened. It was a pretty lively tune... which just made it all the more unfitting in this barren building. Who could be so upbeat and jazzy in this dump?
With nothing but a few more jumps between her and the singer, it was time to figure out who this Phantom of the Asylum was. Maybe the person that’d been spying on her earlier?
She wasn’t going to find out just sitting here listening, even if the song was catchy. Hopping onto her trusty levitation orb, Frazie trampolined upwards to the next floor to finally meet the mysterious singer.
She landed on a checkerboard floor, the black and white tiles intermittently marked with cracks and dirt. It was like some sort of little lounge up here, or a dressing room; wheelchairs stacked up with pillows to make plush (yet wonky) seats, alongside makeshift clothes racks loaded up with garments... mostly straitjackets and old orderly scrubs. A dusty vanity sat in the corner, its attached mirror the only thing on this floor that was entirely clean and undamaged. It was an unusually cozy little sight in an otherwise hellscape of a building.
Yet the thing she noticed before all that — because it stood out even more than their song did — was the floor’s occupant.
Somehow, despite being even shorter than Coach, the hearty pink woman held a huge stage presence. That was probably because her dress sparkled with all sorts of scarlet sequins, its hem skirting the floor while she paced and hummed to herself. With her red hair done up in a messy beehive and a pair of cracked sunglasses hiding her eyes, she looked better suited for a movie premiere than Thorney Towers. She even had a makeshift microphone, singing a little ditty into her well-used hairbrush.
Not a speck of green on her, though, so it wasn’t Frazie’s mystery stalker. Just another inmate, albeit one that hadn’t noticed her… for about three seconds, anyway. The patient perked up, as if she could sense someone looking in her direction. Before Frazie could so much as hide, tiptoe, or throw up her Invisibility, the stranger whipped around to stare right at her. “Another fan!”
“Er...” For someone as old as she must’ve been, the little lady was surprisingly fast. Frazie barely had time to protest before the woman had shoved her hairbrush under her arm and snatched up a stool, scooting Frazie’s way. “I’m not—“
“Shhhh, darling, shhhh.” The inmate set their seat down and climbed up on top, still a bit shorter than Frazie even with the boost. “I know why you’re here.”
“...Yoooou do?”
“Of course. Now hold still...”
“Hold sti—?” Frazie hadn’t even finished talking when she heard the pop of a marker cap. The next thing she knew, the woman reached up to scribble on her forehead. “What’re you do—...!”
“And there... you... go.” The woman finished her graffiti and hopped back down, a smile on her face. “Oooone autograph. No need to thank me, sweetie.”
The nerve. Still reeling from becoming someone’s impromptu canvas, Frazie headed over to the mirror and bent down to inspect herself. There, neatly signed right across her scalp with practiced precision... the patient’s name.
oirallaV atiD.
...Oops, wait a second...
Dita Vallario.
Frazie squinted, reading the name backwards. Then, she licked her palm, using the same mirror to help her make sure she scrubbed all the ink away. “Thanks,” she murmured with the slightest hint of sarcasm. “Do you get fans up here often?”
“Oh, not too much nowadays,” Dita replied with a dismissive wave. “But it’s a blessing, in a way. Back in the day, I couldn’t keep people away! Do you know how hard it is for a celebrity to get some peace and quiet? Real hard, girl, real hard.”
“Besides, I still get some die-hards stopping by!” Dita swept her hands down her dress, pinching the bedazzled skirt and holding it out. “You notice this little number?” How could Frazie not have? “A fan made it for me... the one downstairs with the doll, doll.”
“With the... do you mean Pepper?”
“Pep-who?” Dita laughed, batting at the air. “A busy woman like me can’t remember every little name.” The singer suddenly gasped, a hand on her lips. “Oh, heavens, I’ve been prattling on about myself... how rude. Let’s talk about you! Like, what’s your favorite song of mine?”
Frazie snorted. Yeah, definitely not a self-centered new topic. “Well, ah... honestly… I don’t think I’ve ever heard of you,” she admitted with a shrug.
She could practically hear the proverbial record scratch as Dita gawked in surprise. “You’ve never heard of Dita Vallario? Do you live out in the woods, doll?”
Well, they did set up their circus in it often. “Kind of?” Frazie answered, rubbing her neck. “I’ve never really paid attention to the names of people that sing on the radio. My little brother hogs it, anyway.”
Dita tutted, retrieving her hairbrush and giving it a twirl. “That’s no excuse, baby! Come on, let me give you a sample...”
Frazie shook her head and hands, imploring her to reconsider. “Thanks for the offer, but I’m kinda on a time limit, lady—“
“Miiiiiiiiiiiiiii~♪...” Like it or not, Frazie was getting a front row pass to her own personal concert. The girl just grinned awkwardly as Dita belted a line into her ‘mic’, stepping about as she crooned like the tiles on the ground were a dance floor.
At least it was actually a pretty good number. Dita’s voice had deepened with age, a bit more contralto, but the woman still had it. After a grueling night of baddies, nightmares, and monsters, Frazie found it nice to just nod along and take a few seconds to let the little lady’s smooth tune refresh her spirit.
But only a few seconds. There was no time to join Dita’s fanclub right now. So, after only one verse and a little bit of foot-tapping, Frazie spoke up. “DITA! Listen, I hate to interrupt, but I really, really need to get going.”
Frazie braced herself for whatever adverse reaction she was going to get. Thankfully, and a little to her surprise, all Dita did was cut off with a grumble. “Whatever it is can’t be more important than my music,” she snapped, crossing her arms. Oh, if only she knew. “But fine. I won’t keep ya, darlin’.”
After an entire evening of roadblock after roadblock, it seemed too good to be true. “You’re... not going to keep me here?”
“No?”
“You didn’t lock any doors ahead or anything? There’s nothing stopping me from leaving?”
Frazie could practically feel the ‘are you nuts’ stare hiding behind Dita’s shades. Ironic. “If you can live with your lack of taste, then go on, sugar. Besides... I’ve already got an audience.”
She couldn’t believe her luck. Resisting the urge to pump a fist, Frazie was already on her way out of there. “I’m fine with that! Thanks for the song, and see you—“ She froze in place. “Wait a second... audience?”
“That’s right!” Dita sauntered off towards the seats, humming again. “Don’t you worry about me... I’ve still got a true blue fan here. Isn’t that right?” To her horror, Frazie watched Dita snatch her hidden viewer from their seat, one that Frazie hadn’t noticed while she’d dealt with the strange diva.
A brain in a jar.
Immediately on edge, Frazie put her hands out, realizing the lady was blissfully unaware of both how precious her cargo was and what she was actually holding... and how delicate it was, too. “That is NOT a person,” Frazie pointed out. An entire person, anyway. “And it is definitely NOT your fan.”
“No need to be rude!” Dita scolded her, holding the container up like the child it used to be. “I found the little scamp hiding outside my dressing room! Poor thing’s been scared silent since I found ‘em... they’re shy. But that’s why I’ve been giving them a grand performance! Show them there’s no need to be afraid of their idols, mm?”
Oh, Frazie was sure they’d be plenty afraid if they were coherent enough to realize that one misstep could leave them splatted. But they couldn’t voice that, so Frazie had to instead. “Listen...” she said gingerly, daring a step closer. “You need to put that down. Gently.”
Instead, Dita shifted the jar under her arm, holding it even closer. “Uh-uh, girl. Who do you think you are, coming in here and insulting my little groupie? They’re a bigger fan than YOU are!”
Alright, no more Ms. Nice Frazie. The psychic stopped in place, but kept talking. “I didn’t mean it like that! I mean they’re not... ugh, if you’d just listen...” But she already knew she wouldn’t get through to her. That was why she was actually distracting her while her mind reached out, hoping to gently pry Dita’s hostage away with her Telekinesis.
Slowly, the glass slipped from the inmate’s grasp... until Dita shifted again, holding it even more defensively. “What the... I don’t know what you just did, but you need to get out before I call security!” she warned, stepping back.
Frazie eased up, not wanting to distress her further or risk one of them slipping up and smashing the jar. “Dita—” she tried again, only to choke on her words.
Vallario continued to back up... towards the floor’s edge. The brain wouldn’t survive the fall down a story, and the celeb wouldn’t either. “DITA! BEHIND YOU!”
“That’s enough outta you!” the singer snapped back, continuing her fatal trek backwards. “I’m going to go show my little admirer how things work backstage, and you’d better be gone when we get back!”
Frazie fretted. If she telekinetically grabbed Dita, she risked her wobbling and breaking the jar. Warning her clearly wasn’t working. Nothing else in her arsenal would do the trick. Only one option came to mind, and it wasn’t exactly her greatest idea ever.
But what choice did she have?
Without a second thought, Frazie snatched her Psi Portal and hurled it at Dita’s face.
It landed smack dab on her forehead. “OH! You little...! That’s it! SECURI—!” The usual trance started to kick in. Her words died off, her pace slowing down. She finally came to a stop just an inch from the edge, still clinging tightly to her brainy buddy. “Teeeeeeeeeee—”
The sound of the door clicking open signaled she wasn’t going anywhere anymore. Frazie wiped her brow. Phew. Close one.
First things first: Frazie walked over and picked Dita up, moving her back towards the center of the room. Now to separate the two of them. Frazie reached around her arms and grabbed the jar as well as she could, one hand on the bottom and one on the lid. She pulled.
You’d think wrestling a jar from someone Dita’s age and size would be easy — and it might be, normally. Yet going under the trance had reeeeally stiffened her up. Frazie couldn’t pry the glass from her grip—or even open it, with Dita’s hand firmly keeping it closed.
Finally giving up, Frazie sighed and glanced at the ceiling. She technicallywasn’t stuck here; she could carry on her merry way... and leave the camper behind. Frazie chewed her lip, mulling over her options. Find Coach, let Dita keep the jar, risk losing it... or spend time heading into her head to get her to part with it...
Screw it. It’d haunt Frazie if she knew she’d left someone’s mind behind up here, possibly never to be found again. Frazie simply groaned and smacked her face, already pushing her consciousness towards the door. One last thing slipped from her lips before she was on her way into Vallario’s subconscious.
“That kid had better appreciate this.”
Now entering:
Vallario’s V.I.P. Room
Flash!
Frazie hadn’t been in Dita’s mind for more than a second before a blinding burst of light flooded her vision, followed by a few more. She shielded her face, but they kept coming. The singer’s mind was a dazzling light show right off the bat... one with a voice, apparently. “Hold it, hold it, that’s not her!”
The disorienting barrage died down. Frazie took a moment to rub her eyes... but she was still seeing double afterwards. A dozen identical people stared right back at her, each lowering their cameras with dejected sighs. Their sizes varied, both tall and small, but they were practically clones beyond that — even down to their clothing. Each member of the paparazzi was decked out in Dita merchandise: shirts with her bespectacled face grinning brightly on them, lanyards, caps, and tacky emblazoned shoes. Did... did that one have a Dita plushie? Frazie wasn’t sure if that was creepy or not.
It wasn’t hard to guess who they’d been hoping to catch. “It’s alright, I’m looking for her too. Is she coming?” Frazie asked.
Instead of answering, the crowd seemed to focus on everything BUT her... their cameras, their casual chit-chat, even the ground was suddenly more interesting. “Uh, hello? …Are you guys ignoring me?”
Yes, yes they were. Rude. Well, who needed them? Frazie was just about to give up and go find Vallario herself when one of the group suddenly cried out and pointed. “There she is! THERE SHE IS!”
“Where?!” Frazie followed the gesture... just in time for a wave of mud to splash her face. “Bleagh...!”
Maybe she should’ve checked her surroundings when she’d first arrived. She definitely would have stepped away from the nearby road if she had... and the mucky puddle on its curb. It was a stark brown mark contrasting against the street’s pristine white color, aside from the few thin black lines running through it. Like someone had smeared a coffee stain on a music sheet.
Frazie made a noise and swept the muck away, shooting the culprit a dirty look: a newly arrived limousine. “What’s the big idea?!” she shouted at it.
That was when the passenger door popped open. A man in a suit and sunglasses stepped out... then another. And another. “Uh oh.”
They kept coming. Soon, at least fifteen of them stepped out of the world’s longest clown car. Without a word, they stomped towards her.
Frazie backed up... only for them to halt at the car’s rear door. Lucky for her, they ignored her just like the crowd did, more focused on lining up to make way for the limo’s passenger. The closest bodyguard popped open the door with a bow. “We’ve arrived, ma’am.”
The rider stepped out, and Frazie immediately recognized them... despite the changes they’d gone through. When Dita exited the vehicle to the crowd’s cheers, she had to duck through the door, now just as tall as any other adult. She was more shapely, more put-together; her sunglasses were fixed, her complexion was radiant, and her gown was somehow even more dazzling than in reality.
But why the change? Was it how she saw herself? Or… was it how she used to look, long ago? It could’ve been either.
Unlike Frazie, she wasn’t bothered one bit when the cameras flashed wildly again. She even laughed, striking a pose and blowing a kiss. The audience ate it up, going wild, parting like a wave when she walked between them. “Darlings, sweeties, there’s plenty of me to go around!” Dita called mirthfully, walking through them towards... whoa.
Frazie’s eyes trailed upwards. Higher. Higher still. Dita’s destination was the biggest skyscraper she’d ever seen. This thing might actually scrape space. It rose up into the cream-colored sky, where even the heavens seemed to praise Vallario’s existence. A couple biplanes and even a blimp sailed by with banners and advertisements for the star amidst the music note clouds.
And she’d thought Vernon had an ego. Unfortunately for Frazie, if she wanted a word with the mega-celeb, she had to cut through her adoring fans. “‘Scuse me,” she said, squeezing her way into the group. “Need to get by, sorry, let me just... OW! Watch your sign, buddy!”
The farther in she went, the more she got jostled around. Frustrated, she pushed through, getting annoyed shouts in return whenever she bumped someone. She finally popped out of the crowd and stumbled, catching herself with her hands... and finding herself face to face with a set of red heels.
“Oh... heh, heh... sorry.” Frazie chuckled nervously, looking up at Dita’s face. The woman raised a brow, expression unreadable — and then stepped around her.
“Accidents happen, baby,” she droned dismissively. Sheesh, she wouldn’t give Frazie any time either? Had she turned Invisibility on and forgotten?
Taking the risk of coming across as a pushy fan, Frazie stood back up and followed after her. Dita didn’t stop or even look her way, even when Frazie fell into step with her. “Dita, hold up a sec, I want to talk with you...”
“ Everyone wants to talk with me!” The singer snorted, continuing her stride. “What makes you special?”
The fact she was the only other person here that looked unique, maybe? But Frazie kept that wisecrack to herself. “Because I have something important to say. Listen, we need to talk about mmffmfmf...!”
One of the guards snatched her up from behind, leaving Frazie kicking and muffled by his hand. “Vallario said buzz off, kid.”
Frazie gave the bodyguard a brief moment to reconsider his poor life choices. When he didn’t, she opened her mouth wide and bit down. He howled, pulling his poor hand away, but still held her in his grasp. “Dita!” Frazie tried again.
This time, Dita actually turned around to grace her with her attention... but she seemed more exasperated than anything. “Listen... you’ve got spunk, girl, but I can’t go giving every one of my fans some of my time.”
“Please?!” one groupie called out.
Dita just laughed, waving them off. “I’m a busy woman, and I’ve got a show to get to! I can’t go giving you any one-on-one time unless you’ve got a bit more cred.”
“Cred?” Frazie asked.
“Fame, baby!” Dita struck another pose, the cameras flashing again. “You need rep, you need skill, you need style! ...And those rags aren’t cuttin’ it.”
“Hey!” Frazie scowled — this was her best outfit! But she’d have better luck playing by Dita’s rules than continuing to grapple with her security. “Alright, fine. And how do I do that?”
Dita turned away, flicking a hand off towards the distance. “Go glam yourself up, girl. Impress me.”
Frazie glanced the way she’d gestured; far, faaaar down the street, more buildings sat, impossible to make out from here. Sheesh. It was like the skyscraper had pushed everything else away to steal up the whole block. Not only that, the road itself twisted and turned, on its side, upside down, even fragmenting in some parts. “Alright, and what exactly should I—“ When she looked back, Dita was already heading inside. “HEY!”
“Places to be,” Dita called. “Toodles!”
With that, she was gone, her squadron of goons following her single file into the building. No longer having a reason to hold her hostage, Frazie’s captor dropped her... a bit rougher than necessary. Frazie grunted when she fell to the ground, but she supposed she deserved that for the whole biting thing.
Still, undeterred, she got right back up and tried to follow Dita in. Naturally, the couple remaining security guards stepped in her way. “You heard Vallario. No cred, no entry.”
They blocked the door inside, and they clearly weren’t gonna budge. Grumbling, Frazie turned away and left, once more pushing her way through the cheering crowd. Back at the limousine, she glanced down the road, eying the loooong walk to the rest of the buildings. “Any chance you’d give me a ride?” she asked the driver.
In response, the car door slammed shut and the vehicle sped off with a screech, splashing another wave of mud on her. “No, of course not.” Frazie wiped herself clean again with a sigh.
Looked like she’d better get a move on.
The local baddies didn’t ignore Frazie like everyone else here did, unfortunately. Funnily enough, she sort of appreciated their aggressive attention after being brushed off so much. Sure, it’d be nicer if the people that finally noticed her didn’t want her dead , but it at least kept her busy as she headed down the street.
A Censor’s new star-shaped spectacles crunched under her fist, its glittering get-up not offering any more protection than usual. Aside from them, the usual assortment of common goons impeded her path, only to be summarily dispatched.
One trip down the road later, Frazie found herself in some sort of plaza, housing a few (much smaller) buildings. After a thrilling game of eeny, meeny, miny, she turned to the nearest one — a squat little theater, far more humble than the megabuilding she’d come from. With no real guidance at the moment, Frazie gave it a glance over before ducking inside.
It felt eerily empty. After dealing with throngs of eager fans and streets full of enemies, it made Frazie a little uneasy to pace past rows of barren seats pointed towards a lifeless stage. The complete silence almost overwhelming, she explored a bit more, cautiously climbing onstage one step at a time. The last couple times she’d been in a place like this, she’d ended up dueling a cruel critic and a colossal puppet, after all. She eyed the curtains leading backstage, faint memories of her previous clashes still fresh in her mind.
That’s when the spotlights burst to life, washing over her.
Startled, Frazie whipped around. Through the intense shine from above — she swore she was going to complain to someone about this world’s continued attempts to blind her — she noticed some of the seats had suddenly filled up. Members of Dita’s fanclub now populated the room, lounging around and chit-chatting.
But they weren’t there for Frazie.
Right in front of the stage, a wide table had suddenly appeared. A judge’s table. And all three of the judges... were Dita.
Frazie could still see pretty well, yet she rubbed her eyes anyway. Nope, there were definitely three Ditas, as if one hadn’t already been a bit hard to handle. Each one slightly differed from the others; the leftmost Dita was red, even redder than she was before. The right one, blue. And sitting pretty in the middle... purple.
Frazie said the first thing that popped into her mind. “There’s, uh... there’s three of you.”
“You ever hear of a talent show with just one judge, doll?” The purple one laughed, loud and airy, before raising a mic to her lips and a hand to the sky. “Now give it up for us, your loveliest hostesses... Ego, Superego, and Id!”
Id, the red one. Superego, the blue one. And regular Ego, the purple one in the middle. The crowd went wild, but Frazie still ran their words through her head.
Talent Show? Egos and Ids?
“Shouldn’t she be Ultra-Ego or something?” she asked, pointing out the red one.
“Ooooo, the kid doesn’t know basic psychology.” Ego tutted. “That’ll cost her some points.”
“I’m on it,” Id claimed, lifting up a sign with a big, fat zero on it.
“Hey! That’s not fair!”
“It’s really not,” Superego agreed, shooting her red coworker a stern glance.
“Nothing in showbiz is, darling.” Ego laughed, reaching aside to smack her counterpart’s scorecard away. “Still, girl deserves a fair shake. So, tell us… what can you do?”
If it was a talent show, the answer was easy. “Well, I’m...”
“Into the mic, dear.”
Frazie glanced down at the microphone stand that definitely hadn’t been there a second ago. Grumbling, she adjusted it to her height and tried again. “My name’s Frazie, and I’m... an acrobat.”
“An acrobat. So, what, you can do a few somersaults? Twirl a little?”
Ouch. Having her entire life summed up so blandly was harsh. She was about to correct her… until an idea hit.
Dita was all about flair and substance, and presumably her Ditettes were too. It might just help a bit if she, say, spoke their language. Embellish juuuust a bit.
“Oh, do I need to say more? I figured you would’ve heard of the Flying Aquatos.” Frazie swept a hand across the sky, recalling stories of her family history her parents would share with her and her siblings before bedtime. “The greatest performers around! We came from Grulovia, even performed for its Gzar! We’ve had shows in countries the world over, in states all over America! So I think I can do a little bit more than ‘twirl a little’.”
Ego seemed caught off guard, until she suddenly grinned from ear to ear. “ The Aquatos? Wow! That one’s on me, I didn’t make the connection.” Frazie was certain she’d never heard of her family at all, but the judge was playing along to save face just as planned. Ego leaned forward, tapping the table. “Of course, you know it’s gonna take more than a little namedropping to prove yourself, right?”
“Duh. Let me show you what I can do!” Frazie stepped up, ready to strut her stuff, and—”
“Hold it.”
And froze. Id threw up a hand, stopping her early. “Come on, we’re gonna need more than this. If she’s as big as she says, I say we add a little more… pizazz.”
“Or we could let her at least start first…?” Superego suggested. “That’d be fair, wouldn’t it?”
“No, no, she’s right.” Ego lifted a hand and snapped her fingers. “And I know just the thing.”
Something rustled behind Frazie. Turning to see, she watched the curtain behind her rise high… higher… higher still. Impossibly high. She watched with jaw agape as the room behind her seemed to stretch just to fit the new addition backstage.
A tall, tall room revealed itself, looking almost like the big top she was used to on a grand scale. All manner of things filled it — wooden platforms stretching up to the ceiling, crisscrossing ropes and beams, flaming hoops, targets and balls and more. They’d made an obstacle course in the blink of an eye… and the starting line was up top.
“So… think you can handle it?” Ego called.
Frazie followed the path with her eyes. It was ginormous, full of more tricks and gimmicks than any circus act she’d ever done before. Could she? Frazie smirked. “You bet.”
There was just one problem. “How do I get up?”
“I’m starting to like this one.” Id laughed and clapped her hands… and as soon as palm hit palm, Frazie dropped into a hole in the stage.
Whirring filled the air as she popped back up… with her head sticking out of a cannon. “I didn’t agree to this!” Frazie shouted.
“Oh? …You did sign the liability waiver, right?”
“No!”
“Then you’d better stick the landing, doll!”
Before she could retort, it went off. Suddenly soaring, Frazie prayed they’d aimed it right.
Everything whistled by in a blur as she rocketed straight up to the top of the room. Landing with as much grace as one can muster after blasting out of a cannon, which was a surprisingly decent amount for an Aquato, Frazie crept to the edge to peer down. The view reminded her of Norville’s dream, when she’d been flying, and everything looked so small down below… only this time, she was grounded.
Oh, well. It might’ve been the highest circus performance she’d ever had, but it was still just a normal day for her. Time to see what the judges had prepared.
A simple tightrope was the first thing laid out before her. Guess she had to prove she could handle the basics before anything else. Hopefully it proved how genuine she was when she started shuffling across it without hesitation.
From below, the judges nodded with interest. She’d been honest, it seemed… which meant the real test could begin.
Frazie startled when targets sprung up on both sides, the tightrope jiggling beneath her. Once the surprise wore off, she knew immediately what to do. Still keeping her footing, she put her finger to her forehead and pulled it back, bringing a Psi-Knife with it. She let it fly, hitting a target dead center. Then the other.
"Don't know where she's pulling them from, but impressive," Id judged on the ground. "Eight out of ten."
"Maybe she's a magician too…?" Superego suggested.
"Should've told that up front. Five out of ten."
"That's not fair…!"
While the judges bickered, Frazie kept it up, nailing every target that popped up until she reached the next platform. She'd passed the preliminary… which meant it was time to turn it up to eleven.
Things heated up quickly when the next set of platforms were interspersed with flaming hoops. "Oh, boy." This wasn't just her highest act ever, it was starting to become her most dangerous one as well.
But hey, that's what the Aquatos lived for, right?
Taking a few steps back, Frazie raced forward and side flipped through the first ring of fire, feeling the flames lick at her as she passed. She landed back on solid ground and dove through the next, moving from platform to platform with precision and grace.
With one last hoop to go, she prepared to jump… only to screech to a halt, teetering on the edge when a falling weight suddenly reduced the prop to splinters and cinders.
" It should've been me !" trilled an unfortunately familiar buggy tone from above. A Regret flitted in from above, and Frazie had a hunch it wasn't supposed to be part of the act.
Well, it was now. Before it could summon another block of steel, Frazie leapt for it, springboarding off the entity and sending it tumbling down to the ground while she soared to the next checkpoint.
When she landed safely, the air lit up with the buzzing of wings. Its brothers were coming to avenge it.
Yep, it was definitely one of her most dangerous performances now. She'd faced obscene heights, deadly obstacles and dangerous creatures before, but rarely all at once.
But she still had a claim to prove and a contest to win. So all she could do was roll up her sleeves and keep going.
Regrets became a constant part of her performance, their shouts and buzzing serving as a backdrop to the daredevil act of a lifetime. They pestered her all throughout, adding their anvils to each challenge — the trapezes, the parkour, the high diving, the ball rolling, the trap dodging, the sliding, the bouncing, the flipping and twirling and leaping.
By the time she neared the end, they were basically part of the act. Frazie shot a couple down before pinning another’s wing to a target with her projectile, letting the poor creature fizzle out as she made for the final step. Grabbing onto a pole, she slid down like a fireman, avoiding snapping hazards that heckled her all the way down.
Reaching a ramp, she took one final victorious slide back to ground level, rolling to a stop with hands held high. "Ta… hf… DAA."
Her chest rose and fell, the spotlight highlighting the sweat on her brow while the judges scrutinized her. As usual, Id made the first comment. "Eh… landing could've been better. Two out of ten."
"Are you crazy, girl?!" Superego looked like she was going to slide across the table and strangle her. But before Dita's inner conflict became an ACTUAL conflict, the purple judge spoke up between them.
"Now, now," Ego crooned, "let's be objective, ladies. She told us she's an acrobat… and she didn't leave any doubt about that. She nailed it. And then some." Holding up a scorecard, a perfect ten stood out starkly on the sheet. "She might not have the voice of an angel, but she’s impressive in her own way. Right, girls?"
The other two Ditas shared a look. But, finally, they fell into line, each throwing up their own scores. "Ten out of ten."
A grin slowly spread over Frazie's face. Composing herself, she bowed low. If only her parents could've seen that show. …Then again, given current circumstances, perhaps it was best they hadn't.
When she rose back up, she had to shield her eyes. But it wasn't the spotlights this time; a golden glow was overtaking the stage, and from the middle of it, something shiny popped into existence.
"Your prize," Ego called with a waggle of her fingers. When Frazie finally got a good look at it, she saw an absolutely dazzling medallion. Pure gold, with a jewel-encrusted music note dangling from the chain.
It was the most garish thing she'd ever seen. But it was hers, and it was probably important.
So she tried it on. And when she did, something changed.
She looked down at it, studying it — and when she looked back up, she noticed something. The audience, which had been disinterested throughout her act, finally seemed to notice her. They whispered and muttered amongst themselves, unsure what to make of this new girl that'd finally drawn their attention.
A few gave her some half-hearted claps, but for the most part, they just gossiped and murmured. But you know what? She'd take it. Progress.
She waved to the crowd, and one or two even waved back. But then she blinked… and they were all gone.
The crowd. The judges. The lights. The theater was empty once more. She even turned and saw the impossibly huge obstacle course was closed off by a curtain again. Peeling it aside, there was nothing but a brick wall behind it.
The only thing that remained was her prize, gleaming proudly on her chest. She studied it again — still not her style — but she knew she'd earned it. And it was key to getting in Dita's good graces.
So, letting it fall again, she set off. It slowly swung back and forth as she left the building, in search of more ways to show her worth.
Notes:
Hopefully that Id, Ego, Superego business isn't too confusing - the betas say it's fine, but I'm still paranoid it's hard to follow if you're not familiar with the concept :P I needed three judges and thought it was a perfect fit, but just in case, I'll give a brief rundown of it:
Id, Ego, and Superego are the three major components of the psyche, each representing a different part of how we react to situations. In short:
Id - Instinctual, instant gratification, self-serving. The part of you that wants to do what's best for you and do it now, without thinking of who and what else it'd affect.
Superego - Morality, conscience, hesitation. The part of you that often clashes with the Id because it wants to do what's right, rather than what's best for you.
Ego - The middle ground. Rationality, logic. Seeks to bridge the gap between the two with compromise, finding a way to satisfy you while also not hurting others, finding the best possible option.
So basically, Id wants to steal candy from a baby, Superego tells you how messed up that is, and Ego decides to leave that baby alone and just go buy your own candy. In the judges' case, Id just reacts and rates without thinking too much, Superego is often butting heads with her and fretting over the situation, and Ego is basically the arbiter between them and the only one whose vote actually matters. Once she gives a score, the other two quickly fall in line.
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