Chapter Text
From: Shortiebae
Eren
10.42AM
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To: Shortiebae
Yes?
10.42AM
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From: Shortiebae
Do you know what my shirt is made of?
10.43AM
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To: Shortiebae
Er… Cotton?
10.45AM
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From: Shortiebae
Boyfriend material.
10.46AM
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Eren snorted so loudly that his professor stopped talking and everyone turned back to stare at him. Eren covered his smile with his hand and uttered a ‘sorry’ . He quickly looked back down at his notes and his unlocked phone with Levi’s message staring back at him. Eren silently laughed as he typed back a reply before continuing copying his notes about some historic dude that had no whatsoever connections with his major.
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To: Shortiebae
God, you just made me embarrass myself in front of the whole class you asshole!
10.48AM
From: Shortiebae
Eren
4.14PM
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Since receiving that message in the morning, Levi wouldn’t stop texting Eren with pickup lines and this was the 20th time he messaged him with only his name in it.
To: Shortiebae
Yes, Mr Boyfriend Material?
4.15PM
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From: Shortiebae
This is serious.
4.16PM
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To: Shortiebae
What’s wrong??
4.17PM
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From: Shortiebae
I need directions.
4.18PM
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To: Shortiebae
To whr???
4.18PM
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From: Shortiebae
To your heart.
4.19PM
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Eren groaned so loudly that it startled Armin who was walking into his studio with a cup of milk tea. “Are you okay?” Armin asked as he placed the cup down on a table.
“Levi’s been sending me pickup lines since this morning and this time he texted me it was serious. Guess what he sent next.” Eren sighed, but a smile was pasted across his face.
Armin smiled as he asked, “What?”
“Read it yourself.” Eren chuckled as he passed his phone to his blond friend and continued painting the canvas he was currently working on for the next art exhibition.
“I gotta say, he’s smooth.” Armin commented as he continued scrolling up the conversation, stopping halfway and laughed, “Seriously? A cute-cumber?”
“Don’t get me started.” Eren rolled his eyes and his phone chimed, indicating a new message. “Armin, just this once, outsmart him.”
“Too late; he knows it’s me.” Armin shrugged as he passed the phone back to Eren and he looked at the new messages:
From: Shortiebae
Eren
4.31PM
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To: Shortiebae
Yes??
4.31PM
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From: Shortiebae
Is your Dad a Baker?
4.32PM
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To: Shortiebae
Yeap, and he always gives me some nice buns for breakfast!
4.33PM
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From: Shortiebae
Armin, give Eren back his phone.
4.33PM
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“Seriously, he’s too smart.” Eren laughed.
“Eren,” Levi called out from the couch to his lover who was sitting in front of a canvas just behind him.
“Stop it.”
“I haven’t said anything.”
“I know what you’re up to.”
“No you don’t.”
“Test me. I’m prepared.”
“Forget it, you’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.” Levi smirked as he could feel the glare from his lover. Levi turned back to look at Eren and he smiled wider when he saw the pout. “I win.”
“God.”
“Yes, the very man who made you an Angel.”
“Oh my god! Stop!” Eren chuckled as he placed his brush down.
“Nah, I rather not; I want you to continue looking like an Angel.” Levi grinned as he heard a loud groan.
“Why are you so into pickup lines all of a sudden?” Eren sighed as he rubbed his face.
“Blame Hanji; she got me interested in them.” Levi shrugged.
Eren huffed and picked up his brush once again.
“Okay Eren, this is really really serious now.” Levi said.
“I’m not going to fall for your tricks again.”
“I’m really serious this time.”
Eren stopped painting and huffed again. “Fine. What?”
“I wish you were my little toe, so that I could bang you on every piece of furniture in this house.”
“LEVI!”