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A Blight on Bonesborough

Summary:

Amity Blight just wanted to be a normal human girl, not the daughter of the richest couple in Connecticut, weighed down by her Mother’s expectations. Chasing after an owl that stole one of her only outlets from that life leads her to the Boiling Isles, where she’s pretty sure she’s forever lost her chance to be normal, but she supposes she can handle being weird instead.

Or, a Swap Fic where Amity is the Human, and Luz is the Witch.

Humor, drama, fluff, and a considerable amount of changes to the story as we know it.

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(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: The Deceitful Sorceress and the Jailer: Part One

Notes:

Okay, so, this one will be a little bit different than most of my usual work. Rather than a full on story, this will be more a series of connected oneshots that focus on highlighting the differences the story would have if Amity Blight was the human, and Luz Noceda was the witch.
 
These first few chapters will mostly be a full narrative to help set up the plot, and you can expect many of the future chapters to also do that, while others will be alternate takes on episodes, or have the episodes not even happen because of the switch. I’m not even one hundred percent sure these will all be in chronological order yet, nor do I have an ending in mind, which is new for me. This is mostly just getting ideas out of my system, so it may never have an ending, who knows?

If I don’t bring up something being changed, it probably happened the same in this fic as it did in canon, or near enough that it didn’t warrant making an entire chapter.

With that said, here’s one of my more experimental fics, I hope you enjoy it!

Okay, yeah, that all lasted like, three whole chapters before this became a full on narrative fic. Hi, everyone. If you’re noticing this, it’s because I’m going through this entire fic with a fine toothed comb, and clearing up any missed editing issues, or just smoothing some parts of the story out so it meshes better with later parts. The authors notes will mostly remain untouched, but if they are new additions, expect them to be in bold from this point forward.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text


As much as Amity wanted to be a normal girl, she’d long come to grips that it was an impossibility. Not as long as she was a Blight, at least.

Amity came from a wealthy family, born the youngest in a long line of entrepreneurs who helped change the face of industry forever. Her family line found its way to fame and fortune all the way back at the start of the industrial revolution, when Alastair Blight, her great, great… however many more ‘greats’ Grandfather made his start. He invented and patented a steam powered conveyor belt that increased productivity tenfold, helping modernize the factories into what they were to this day.

Blight Industries in the present was a powerhouse of modern ingenuity. Mostly making products for home and private security, Amity’s parents had expanded the business to cover all matters of fields and specialities. You could hardly find a child who didn’t own some form of toy or gadget that had come from her parents' factories, or an adult who didn’t own one of their cars. Even Amity’s cell phone had been developed with her parents' tech.

As the Company Motto went, “If it’s Blight, it’s Right!

Of course, with all this wealth came a lot of fame, and celebrity-like status. Which was why, when Amity was six, they had moved out to Gravesfield, Connecticut, an impossibly small New England town. Not to avoid the fame, no, if anything moving out to a small town like Gravesfield helped make her parents even more famous, at least locally. They brought a lot of revenue to the town, so much so they were practically treated like royalty by the mayor. No, the move was to get away from the paparazzi, who were always sticking their noses in the Blight's business.

Amity could hardly remember a time from her early childhood when there wasn’t a camera shoved in her face anytime they were out in public. She had just wanted to be able to go out and do normal kid things, like play at the park, but she’d never got the chance when they lived in the big city. She hadn't had the chance when they moved to Gravesfield either, but that was because Odalia just wasn’t the type of mother to take her children to the park. Not when they had tutors to study under, or trophies to win. Anytime Amity wasn’t studying was meticulously planned out for her by her parents down to the very last detail.

Case in point, as Amity closed her locker, finished packing her things inside her bag at the end of the school day, she was met with the bored expression of Clara Heartfield, resident mean girl, and one of Odalia’s chosen few that Amity was allowed to hang out with. Even her friends were preselected for her. Clara was, after all, the Head Cheerleader of their little school. Bright, popular, “going places” as her mother once put it.

From an outside glance, Amity and Clara could probably be mistaken for sisters. Relatively the same height, prim posture, carefully guarded expressions that masked their thoughts. The same brown hair that had obviously been dyed golden blonde. Clara had naturally tanner skin, a few shades darker than Amity’s own pale complexion, and a pink stripe to cover up her roots, but those were some of the only differences between them.

While they weren’t related in the slightest(and Amity had checked once, being curious), Clara did have one more thing in common with Amity’s actual siblings, Edric and Emira, in that Amity only tolerated their presence because Odalia made her.

“Do you need something, Clara?” Amity asked bluntly, carefully concealing the book she’d taken out by hastily stuffing it in her bag, not breaking eye contact so Clara wouldn’t look away, and see the cover.

“Not much,” the cheerleader shrugged, leaning her back against the cool metal of the lockers behind her. “I hear Jenkin’s is throwing a party this weekend, thought I’d see if you’d like to come?”

Amity raised an eyebrow, swinging her bag over her shoulder, “Jenkins? Isn’t he at the total bottom of the totem pole? Since when do we go to those kinds of parties?”

Clara grinned, “We don’t, but I thought it might be fun to crash it. I know he knows he didn’t have a shot at us coming, but to hear he didn’t even invite us? Now we have to wreck the place.”

Amity rolled her eyes at the cheerleader’s juvenile idea of fun, “That sounds more up Ed and Em’s alley, why don’t you go bother them about this? I have studying to do.”

It wasn’t exactly a lie, but it also made for a convenient excuse to not spend time with the other girl. Clara groaned, banging her fist against the locker, “Ugh, you always have studying to do! Can’t you ditch it just this once? Would it kill you to just have a little fun, Blight?”

Amity glared, her eyes becoming slits, “You’ve met my mother, so you should know the answer to ‘will it kill me’ is a very loud ‘yes.’ Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the library and catch up on some reading.”

“Fine, fine. I’ll drag your brother and sister along to the party instead. I’ll call you and tell you how it went afterwards.” Clara conceded, then sent Amity a little wave, “I’ll see you at the game tomorrow! Gotta cheer our star player on!”

Amity didn’t respond, instead gripping her bag’s strap tightly in her fist as she made her way down the halls of the school. That was another thing her parents controlled. Amity was the star rugby player, a sport that hadn’t even been played at this school until her parents had gotten their fingers all over it. A few meetings and suggestions about bringing some ‘culture’ to this town and the school, and the school board welcomed the idea of using the already strained budget to fund another sports team.

Of course the only reason Odalia had wanted it to be played was because it was the only sport she was a fan of, so if she was going to have to show up and support Amity, it was going to be something she wanted to watch. What Odalia wanted, Odalia got.

Amity… didn’t hate the game. She actually found it a good outlet for all of her pent up aggression that came from dealing with her family and the situations they put her through, but the fact that she didn’t truly have a say in joining the team, or even choosing it over the other sports, grated on her nerves.

The baseball team certainly had cuter uniforms for their girl’s team. Not that Amity cared about that. She absolutely had nothing to say about girls running around in cute uniforms. And she certainly didn’t find the cheer squared more distracting than they were helpful. Even if she did, it’s not like her parents would let her date another girl anyway. They probably already had some guy picked out for her to marry already, and were just waiting to drop that news on her when she turned eighteen.

Knowing her entire future was planned out for her made her think about just leaving it all. More than once she’d entertained the idea, a little fantasy in her head about tying a knapsack full of her belongings and a stolen pile of her family’s cash, and putting it on a stick to carry on her shoulder so she could go out on her own. Being free as the wind. She didn’t entertain the idea for long anytime it popped into her head. With the wealth and power at their fingertips, there was no running from the Blight family. They’d find her eventually.

She trudged her way to the school’s library. The place was small, underfunded, and rarely visited by the rest of the students, especially after school hours. The book selection was limited, so much that even with how small the space was, the shelves they did have were pretty barren. Despite it’s pathetic selection, the lack of visitors made it the perfect place for Amity to hide away from the world, her own small pocket of solitude and privacy. Even the twins didn’t pop in often to bother her unless it was important. She wasn’t sure if that meant they actually cared about her and her feelings, or if they just hated the library that much.

She passed the librarian without a word. Mother didn’t like it when she talked to the help anyway, and by this point it had become a habit even if she didn’t like to think of anyone else as less than her. She made her way into the back of the building and threw her bag onto the back of a chair as she took her seat. Reaching into the bag, she pulled out her book, the one she’d tried so hard to keep a secret from the rest of her classmates, and propped it open, immediately pouring into the world inside.

Azura the Good Witch was a book series that was a bit of a guilty pleasure of hers. Azura was such a free spirit, roaming the countryside in search of friendship and adventure. Nothing was too difficult for her to do, no one was too far gone for her to help. Amity especially connected with Hecate, a once cruel and evil witch who had simply been controlled and manipulated her entire life to be the way she was. Azura had reached out to her, pulled her from the darkness, and while it was a long and hard road, Hecate had earned her redemption by the end of book three.

Amity remembered wishing she had someone to be the Azura to her Hecate for a while after reading that book, then came book four… Amity still couldn’t think about that without a deep blush covering her entire face. She would never have guessed that the friendship the two had would become so much more, and it felt oddly indulgent in how much she enjoyed how their relationship changed in that story.

“Hecate, you lucky, lucky girl,” Amity clicked her tongue, a little jealous of her favorite fictional character for getting to date someone as amazing and magical as Azura.

She flipped through the book and continued where she left off, not many chapters left before the end. She went through the pages of her book, completely absorbed in the story she must have read over a dozen times by now, until finally she closed the cover, finishing it once more with a sense of satisfaction. However, a glance at the clock on the wall drained her of that feeling as she realized she had stayed too late, much too late. Her mother expected her to be home half an hour ago, and Blights were never tardy.

Slipping her book back into her bag, Amity quickly ran out of the library, not minding the librarian once more despite the woman’s attempts to shush her for the noise she was making as she departed. Amity raced to the front of the school, where her bike had been locked up, thanking her own foresight for talking her parents into letting her ride to and from school everyday instead of catching the bus. The excuse of the exercise making her better at rugby had been all she needed to secure another little bit of privacy from the world, instead of being crammed into a noisy school bus, or worse, one of her parents' limos.

She biked the familiar path home, out of the town’s limits, where the roads became hilly. She pushed herself to her limits, knowing she was already going to be punished for her lateness, but it was better to get there sooner than later. Every added minute her mother spent waiting on her was just another harsher punishment. And so she peddled, until her legs felt numb, until finally she could see the mansion on the horizon. Her home.

Amity only stopped long enough to punch in the code for the gate, then slipped inside, praying her mother hadn’t noticed her absence, but knowing it was futile. She alway noticed. She didn’t even bother to properly park her bike, instead throwing it down to the grass and racing on her half numbed legs, running up the lawn and throwing open the door.

“You’re late,” A woman’s voice rang out through the entrance hall, and Amity stiffened. She breathed a sigh of relief when it was her sister, Emira, who had spoken, peeking in from around the corner, a smirk plastered on her face. Beside her was Edric, an equally large grin on his own face that looked so punchable.

Amity bit back her annoyance upon seeing them as her brother spoke, “where have you been, Mittens? You’re usually right on time.” He said, eyes full of mischief, twinkling like a cat who had a mouse trapped.

Amity grit her teeth, willing herself not to get so angry she forgot to breathe. They didn’t need her passing out in the hall. Again. “That’s none of your business. Now, was my absence noticed?”

The twins exchanged a glance, their grins falling ever so slightly, “She’s in the kitchen, waiting for you.” Emira answered, shifting a little on her feet, but it was all she would allow herself to show that she was uncomfortable with the topic of their mother.

“She’s… not happy, Amity.” Ed warned, and the youngest Blight’s breath caught in her throat at the use of her proper name. Something was wrong. They knew she hated their dumb nickname, and used it at every opportunity.

“Your report card came in.” Emira spoke carefully, watching her sister with an aura of worry that was unusual for her.

“M-my report card?” Amity gulped. How had she forgotten? She’d been dreading it all week, but her time in the library had let the fact slip that her grades would be coming in. She always worked hard, an A+ in every subject, but the wait up to her grades coming in never left despite that. Not with how demanding Odalia was of her. One slip up was all it took for her mother to look for another excuse to remove a little joy and freedom from her life.

Amity couldn’t dally, she couldn’t just stand here. Her mother was already upset about something in her report card, and she had been late on top of it. Without another word, she pushed past the twins, who offered no resistance. She thought for the briefest moment she felt one of their hands graze her shoulder, but they’d never been supportive before, why would they want to start now?

She did what she did best and ignored them, instead focusing on where she needed to be. The path to the kitchen was complex. Her parents spared no expense when it came to their home, having a dozen bathrooms, a swimming pool, an indoor tennis court(that no one even used, because no one in the family played tennis), and a variety of rooms that Amity didn’t even know the use of. She had to walk past all of them to reach the kitchen towards the back of the house, something her mother likely had in mind. The kitchen was for the help, not a usual place to meet, but it was far enough towards the back of the house that it made for a long, intimidating walk.

Her mother must have chosen it because it was the best room to make her sweaty and anxious just getting to it.

Amity had been so busy, counting the doors she passed on her way there, that she almost didn’t stop in time to keep from ramming head first into the kitchen door. The solid wall of wood reached to the high ceilings, only serving to accentuate her feelings of being small and vulnerable. She raised a fist, intending to knock, to announce her presence, but stopped before knuckles could rap against wood. This was the kitchen, not her mother’s office. It would be fine to just walk in. It’d be ridiculous to knock.

Biting her lip, the young girl gathered her courage, pushing against the door and entering the spotless kitchen that she’d never seen anyone but a member of the kitchen staff cook in. She spotted her mother instantly, the only person in the room, digging through the fridge in search of something. A nice breeze flowed through the open window, the only sounds beside her mother’s searching being the occasional tweet and birdsong from the garden in the backyard.

Hearing the door behind her open, Odalia Blight turned to face Amity, an unimpressed look on her face. “You are late.”

Odalia Blight wasn’t a tall woman. Taller than Amity, but not by much. But she carried an aura of judgment and held herself in a way that made those much taller than her feel small in comparison. Decked out in high heels at all times of the day, including in her own home, she also wore a simple pantsuit in an off white color, an outfit that was probably worth more than all the appliances in the kitchen combined despite it’s plain appearance. Odalia didn’t do extravagance through appearance and jewelry, she did it through the brand, wearing outfits only the best designers created, nothing store bought, all tailor made. Her head was topped with golden blonde hair, a staple of the Blight family that the twins inherited, and Amity had not.

Amity swallowed, and opened her mouth, “I’m sorry, Mother, I was-“

“A Blight doesn’t make excuses. You were late. And a Blight is never late, do you understand?” Odalia interrupted sharply, cutting her daughter off. Amity meekly closed her mouth, and lowered her gaze, unable to meet her mother’s eyes if she couldn’t at least meet her expectations.

Odalia set whatever she had pulled from the fridge aside on the countertop. A plate covered in foil. She passed it up for now, instead focusing on her daughter. “Rather than give excuses or apologies, I expect better from you in the future. We will talk about punishment later, we have more important things to discuss.”

Reaching into her back pocket, Odalia pulled out a folded piece of paper, which Amity understood to be her grades. Unfolding it slowly, Odalia placed it on the counter, turned it around so it was facing Amity, and slid it across to the other side. Amity took a few steps towards the counter, careful not to let her legs shake in the process, and took a look at the damage.

She gazed at the paper, seeing a plethora of A+’s. As she went down the list, she paused, and had to start again from the top, missing where she’d gone wrong. She paused as she was about to pass her math grade, spotting a solitarily ‘A’ among the various plus signs.

Amity glanced at her mother, who had her arms folded, waiting to hear what Amity had to say. Except that Amity had no idea what to say. This was what had upset her mother so much? That she had straight A’s in every class, but missed just enough to not get an A+ in math?

Amity remembered when Clara had been talking about her own grades last semester, and her mother had been ecstatic that she’s got mostly B’s with a few A’s and only a C or two. But Odalia wasn’t like other mothers. She demanded perfection, in a way Amity wasn’t sure how to deliver. She spent almost all her free time studying already.

“Well?” Odalia asked impatiently, looking at Amity as if she were a child who had scribbled on the walls with crayon.

“I- I did my best, mother, I’m not sure what else I could have done-“ Amity began, already knowing that wasn’t what her mother wanted to hear.

“What I want you to do, is better.” Odalia stated, her jaw tightening. “You need to study harder, and rectify these mistakes.”

“I already spend all of my time working on my grades. Do you want me to give up rugby? Anytime I’m not studying, I’m busy with being the team captain.” Amity tried to defend herself by attacking another one of her mother’s decisions, but Odalia was having none of that.

“No, you have free time in your schedule. You came home late, and I know precisely why. Give it over.” Odalia held out her hand, and Amity’s blood turned to ice.

“W-what?” Amity belted out, trying to bluff her way out of this. “I don’t know what you mean?”

“The book in your bag, Amity.” Odalia spoke in no uncertain terms, and Amity wondered about it. “I know you were in the library, reading drivel when you could have been studying. Get it out. Now.”

Amity, trying to keep her heart from breaking, stared back in defiance, an act she’d never performed before, only to crumple immediately under her mother’s gaze. With shaking hands, she took the bag off of her back, opening it and pulling her favorite book in the Azura series out for her mother to see.

Odalia spared it a glance, then pointed to the trash can in the corner. “I’ve let you indulge in your little fantasies for too long, Mittens. It’s time to face reality. Now, get rid of that… thing, and-“

Amity fought back tears as her last bit of freedom was being torn from her, “but Mothe-“

“Do not ‘but,’ me, Amity.” Odalia warned, pointing once more to the trash. “That book is making you an outlier in the family. Get. Rid. Of. It.”

Amity stumbled towards the trash, holding her book tightly in her grip. Her one escape, her break from the harsh reality and expectations placed upon her shoulders, and she was going to have to get rid of it. Knowing her mother, her other Azura books had already been disposed of before she’d even got home, her privacy disregarded by servants sent to raid her room for them.

This was all she had left, if she was correct.

She stared at the cover, brushing a finger over the illustrations on the hardback. She refused to cry, refused to showany weakness that wouldn’t help her in the slightest, and only make her punishment worse. It was taking all she had to keep it at bay, however, as she let loose her grip, and the book fell into the trash. Amity stood, defeated, as the sound of her mother’s heels clacked against the tile floor, and a hand settled on her shoulder in something that almost resembled comfort.

“There, there, Mittens. I know this may be hard, but one day, you’ll thank me.” Odalia’s voice purred in her ear. Amity just closed her eyes tight, and did her best to ignore her mother’s presence. The older woman’s grip soon left her shoulder, the clacking returning as she wandered back toward the counter, to the plate she’d nearly abandoned.

“I’ll talk with your father, and set up something with your principal tomorrow. We’ll get you some extra credit activities to boost that grade up to match the others.” She tore off the foil, revealing leftover pieces of chicken from the previous night, which Odalia tore into.

Amity didn’t say anything, prompting Odalia to continue, “oh, and make sure your bike is put away, under lock and key. You won’t be using it for a while. I’ll put in a call to… Paul, and he’ll take you back and forth to school from now on. That will give you more time to catch up on your studies.”

His name was Kevin, but Amity didn’t expect her mother to remember their driver's name. He was just hired help, and beneath them, after all. She didn’t have it in her to correct her, though, her emotions still reeling. She couldn’t even find it in herself to talk back.

Odalia took another bite, then put the foil back over the plate, setting it back inside the fridge. She turned to Amity, and said with a playful laugh “oh, just look at what you’re doing to me, Mittens. I’m stress eating over your grades. You know what that does to my figure, it goes straight to my hips.”

Amity nodded absently as her mother, with a smile, but without another word, turned and left, leaving Amity alone. Odalia was gone a whole three seconds before Amity turned back around, ready to dive into the trash can to save her book. She tore through food covered wrappers and paper, looking for it, but not finding it, “It’s got to be in here someplace! I can save it, and put it someplace safe, where no one can ever find it, ever.”

She frantically pulled piece after piece of trash from the bin, tossing it onto the floor, before losing her balance and falling, knocking herself and the can of trash to the ground. The trash spilled out, but no matter how hard Amity looked, she didn’t see it in there. She wondered briefly if her mother had somehow managed to take it, steal it away, but she hadn’t come near enough, and Amity would have seen it and-

“Hoot!”

Amity stopped mid-panic attack, and stared at the source of the sound. There, in the open window, was a tiny owl. Beside it was a bag, filled to the brim with objects Amity couldn’t place. Except one. Peeking out from the brim of the bag was her Azura book, which caused Amity’s eyes to widen.

The girl and the bird stared each other down for a moment, neither making a move. Then, as if realizing it had been caught in the act of theft, the owl took off, too heavy to fly but light enough to run, beak full of cloth bag. It leapt from the windowsill and down to the ground outside, and just as it acted, so did Amity, leaping to her feet and chasing after, disregarding the pieces of trash that still clung to her.

She flung open the back door, stepping outside and into her mother’s garden. Well, it was a garden her mother liked to show off, but she didn’t lift a finger to take care of it herself, but Amity was too busy to think of such things. Instead, she glanced around, desperately looking around for the small brown owl that had stolen her things. She could see it, hopping across the grass at speeds she didn’t think possible for something so weighed down, and gave chase.

“Get back here, you feathered menace!” She growled through clenched teeth. Her time on the rugby team had helped her speed and stamina, the little owl only barely keeping out of her reach as she chased it off into the woods behind her home. The back gate barred the way, which the owl took advantage of, fitting between the bars and taking the bag with it. Amity, so focused on the pursuit, threw herself at the gate, climbing it with the ease only an athlete like herself could do.

Once Amity was back on the ground, the owl zigged and zagged, artfully dodging Amity’s every attempt to free it of the burden of her belongings. They traveled deep into the woods, far enough that Amity’s house was nothing more than a small dot on the horizon. There were moments when the owl was right in her grasp, only for Amity to trip on a convenient tree root, which just angered her more.

Red in the face with anger after a few falls, she was so focused on the little creature, she failed to notice when they stumbled deeper into the trees, and into a small wooden shack, where she promptly disappeared from this world in a flash of light.

Notes:

Next chapter will be up soon. Felt it would be easier to get the human side of things out of the way before we got to the Boiling Isles, and this was getting long enough. I had originally wanted this as quick and snappy as the actual earth segment of the show, which was like, three minutes. That didn’t pan out.

Fun fact, this fic wasn’t supposed to happen. It was a brief idea I had a while back. I tried reading some swap fics, but none of them ever really scratched that itch, so I wanted to write my own. But I also have no intention of re-writing the entire show, either. No, I’m saving that for what was originally supposed to be worked on.

The fic I was originally going to work on in this ones place was a fic inspired by the prompt: What if teenage Eda had decided to stay in the Human Realm permanently? I still plan on writing that someday, but it’ll be put off for a while as I work on this one.

You can read about that a little more here:

Chapter 2: The Deceitful Sorceress and the Jailer: Part Two

Notes:

This is the exciting continuation of chapter one. This one will follow canon pretty closely for a bit, just to help contrast Amity’s interactions with characters like Eda and King, but I assure you, it’ll have a very different payoff. Enjoy!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“Get back here, you stupidly cute criminal!” The teenager grunted, lunging for the owl that had stolen her things one last time, only to miss and land on the floor in a huff. The owl didn’t even look back as it moved through a tent flap, which… hadn’t been there a moment before.

The anger and frustration that had clouded Amity’s mind during the chase began to fade as she took in her surroundings. This wasn’t the woods. This was a tent. One filled with a variety of old junk, and even a few things that were disturbingly thrown together to look like new junk that looked like it belonged in a haunted house. Amity had a vague recollection of seeing a house, some run down old shack, and going inside of it when angrily chasing the bird, but it certainly hadn’t looked like this a moment ago.

“Finally! You’re back!” A voice on the other side of the flap made Amity flinch, a brief moment of panic settling in her stomach as she picked herself up off the floor. She shouldn’t be here, this was trespassing, and if she was caught, her mother was going to kill her even more than she would when she got back and discovered the mess Amity made in the kitchen.

Still, she needed that book. She wasn’t giving up so quickly, not after coming all this way. Carefully, she opened the tent flap, just a bit, and cast her eyes out to see who had spoken, her jaw dropping at what she saw.

A vast, busy market filled with a variety of creatures she couldn’t even begin to comprehend filled her field of view. The sights, the sounds, the smell. It was like the cosplay conventions she’d always heard about, but never had the courage to convince her parents to let her attend. As fantastical as it seemed, she shook her head and cleared her thoughts, this was obviously some kind of weird demon themed Renn Faire. Fantasy stuff didn’t exist in real life, after all. This was all just a major set of really strange coincidences.

Her eyes were drawn to a gray haired, bandana wearing older woman who held the owl Amity had been chasing in her hands. The little feathered fiend blinked at her owlishly from where she hid, then closed its eyes as it was screwed on top of a staff, its flesh melding into wood before her. Amity’s prior thoughts of fantasies not being real went down another peg as she let out a sharp gasp, only covering it by clamping her hands around her mouth.

“Now, let’s see what you brought me,” the woman cackled, shifting through the bag. She tossed aside a variety of items that had clear value, including some of Emira’s jewelry, Edric’s glasses, and Amity’s father’s favorite coffee mug, declaring it all as junk. That is, until she pulled out a long tube sock, stretched to the point it would never fit another foot again, and, of all things, draped it around her neck like a boa scarf. “Now this, this will make me rich!”

Amity held back a gag, hoping that it had at least been clean, when the next item the woman pulled out was the very thing Amity had come for, her Azura book. The woman held it aloft, glancing at the cover with a quirked brow, then flipped through the pages, inspecting it for damage. Lastly, she put it to her face, and took a whiff, then held it out at arms length, “Bleh. Well, it looks oddly familiar, but it certainly doesn’t smell that way.”

With a shrug, the woman tucked it under her arm instead of placing it on the table in front of her, whistling a little tune as she bent over to inspect what else may be in the bag. Seizing her opportunity, Amity reached out of the tent, snagging the book from the lady.

“Sorry, not sorry, but this is mine!” Amity squeaked, then turned around to bolt. She only had a fraction of a second to realize there was a door suspended in the middle of the tent that she must have come through, before it folded in on itself and vanished, leaving her no place to run. Turning back, she met the otherworldly golden eyes of a wraith filled scavenger lady, who looked about ready to snap.

“You’re not going anywhere.” The lady said sternly, a key in her hand with an eye that matched the one that had been on the door. Amity quickly threw out that this was a renn faire at all out of her mind, realizing that she’d actually found some kind of fantasy world, and that she was trapped. Before she could put together a plan to rob the lady of her keys, her mind too preoccupied with not fainting to get the heck out of wherever she was, the key was pocketed in the woman’s hair of all places, and Amity was filled with panic.

Running to the back end of the tent, she pulled up the flap and bolted, heading out the back end in such a rush she nearly fell off a cliff the tent was settled nearby. As she regained her balance, Amity gazed upon the view before her, eyes wide in a mixture of horror and wonder at the vast cityscape, larger than all of Gravesfield and bustling with an army’s worth of demons of various shapes and sizes. “Oh, God. I’m in Hell, aren’t I?!”

A cold hand clamped down on her shoulder, forcefully turning her around to glare down at her. “Oh, you wish, girly. You wish.”

The next thing Amity knew, she’d been dragged out in front of the tent(a market stall, now that she could see it from the front) and shoved down into a stool. “I just wanted my book back!” She growled, trying her age-old coping technique of covering the weaker emotions she felt like fear with aggression.

The grey hairedlady narrowed her eyes down at her, making Amity shrink under her gaze, instinctively pulling her legs in closer to her body. “Look, I know you’re not going to kill me, if you were, you’d have done so already!” Amity stammered out, eyes glancing around, looking for a way out of this and seeing none.

“Kill you? Why would I kill…” The lady stepped back and spread her arms out, “A potential customer!”

Amity could only watch as the woman tried to peddle her wares to her, each item’s description more inaccurate than the last, as Amity realized this was just some kind of vendor who pulled one over the other inhuman schmucks by convincing them human garbage was treasure.

The more she heard of this sales pitch, the more she wished this woman had just killed her.

It became quickly apparent that despite looking far less bizarre than the people and monsters around her, that this woman was not at all human. The eyes so gold they practically glowed? The living owl on her staff? The complete disconnect from the everyday objects she was selling, as if she had no clue what they were or their purpose? This woman was clearly some kind of demon like everyone else, and as such was not to be trusted.

Amity suddenly had a small portable television shoved in her face, the older woman declaring it a “box that could only reflect sadness.” Amity stared at her reflection, at her expression, and realized the woman wasn’t entirely wrong on that front. Shoving the thing out of her face, Amity breathed out, calming herself, “Look, I just want my book back. If I buy something, will you let me go?”

The pale woman grinned, rubbing her hands together, “Depends on how much you’re willing to pay. I’ve never had a captive customer before, that’s got to include a markup, right?”

Amity frowned, and reached into her pocket, grabbing a handful of bills she kept for emergencies. To any other high schooler, this amount would have been staggering, but this was pocket change to a Blight. “I’ve got four hundred, is that enough?”

With glee, the woman snatched the cash out of Amity’s hands, excitedly counting it, at least until she noticed it was the wrong color, with the wrong people on it. “Wait a minute, these aren’t snails.”

Amity’s brow furrowed, wondering if that was the currency in whatever place this was, but quickly set that thought aside. “I fail to see how that’s my problem. You wanted me to pay for a human item, and I just paid in human money. I expect my book back, and our deal to be honored.”

What Amity got in response was a wad of cash to the face, with her stuffing what she could back into her pockets. “What’s your name, kid?” The woman asked her, bending over so they were eye level and tone dangerous.

“Amity. Amity Blight.” For once in her life, Amity hoped the name meant something, carried any kind of weight, but she saw no recognition in the older woman’s eyes.

“Well, Blight, I’m Eda. Eda The Owl Lady.” A hush that fell around the market as the newly revealed Eda spoke in a raised tone. Amity could feel at least a dozen pairs of eyes on them. “And I don’t take my deals lightly. You do not want to try and cheat Eda the Owl Lady.”

She turned to prostrate to the crowd, “I’m the most powerful witch on the Boiling Isles! I am respected, feared-“

“Busted!” A deep voice interrupted Eda, slamming a fist down upon the television she’d been trying to pawn off to Amity and breaking it to pieces. The crowd watching took off in a panic as the newcomer took out a wanted poster and held it aloft, “Eda the Owl Lady! You are wanted for misuse of magic and demonic misdemeanors!”

Amity, taking what shelter she could manage from the side of the table, side eyed Eda, “Why am I not surprised by this revelation?”

The guard, as he could only be a guard, went on about taking Eda to someplace called a Conformitorium, which Eda outright refused, until Amity was accused of fraternizing with criminals and about to be hauled off herself. Before Amity knew it, Eda had submitted to the guard’s arrest, only to pull a predictable stunt and attack the man, then grabbing Amity by the wrist and tugging her along, her staff over her shoulder and the knapsack of stolen goods hanging off of it.

“Owl Lady, if we don’t get out of this alive, I’m going to kill you!” Amity hissed between her teeth as she did her best to keep up with the taller woman, who was still dragging her along, Amity hardly keeping up with Eda’s longer strides.

Eda just laughed, “You’re feisty for a human, aren’t you? But don’t worry, we’ll get out of this alive. You’re not much use to me if you’re dead!” Before Amity could question what she’d meant by that ominous phrasing, she felt herself being pulled up into the air, flying on the crazy witch’s staff like she’d always seen them do with brooms in cartoons.


As they flew over the odd, bewitching landscape known as the Boiling Isles, Eda filled Amity in on what the Demon Realm was. A place full of magic, where every myth the human world had was just a bit of Eda’s world leaking over to Amity’s. Somewhere along the way the bandana the woman was wearing came off from the rushing wind, exposing long, pointed ears. Amity had understood this woman wasn’t human already, but still couldn’t help but stare a little.

As cool as flying through the air was, Amity was getting antsy. Every moment she was away from home was another moment for her mother to find out what she’d done. She’d left the kitchen a mess, there was no way the kitchen staff wouldn’t complain about it when they started making dinner for the family, and then Odalia would know she’d taken the book back. The anxiety was beginning to eat at her until finally they landed, only to be exacerbated by the fact that Eda left Amity on her staff with her severed hand still gripping the handle.

“Okay, I’m done. Send me home now, please.” Amity moaned, biting back the urge to gag as Eda took her hand back and fused it to her wrist once more.

Eda grinned and flicked Amity’s forehead with one of her long fingers from her bony hand, “Sure, but only after you help me first.”

The witch erupted into laughter as Amity’s grimace deepened, levitating her things beside her and gesturing for Amity to follow, “Come with me, human.”

Amity’s eyes followed the path the witch was taking, and realized they were near a house. A cottage that looked like it had jumped right out of the pages of one of Amity’s fantasy novels, right down to being alongside the edge of a cliff near an ocean filled with water that was colored unlike any Amity had ever seen. Behind the small building was a stone tower, looking older and more ancient than the house did, and Amity briefly wondered who exactly left that behind, and the mythic history it held. If it belonged to the witch, surely it contained a multitude of secrets, and had seen many magical ceremonies.

Amity clutched her book tightly to her chest, and bounded after Eda towards the house, pushing the cool tower out of her mind. The Owl Lady couldn’t be stupid enough to live here, right? When she clearly had a bounty on her head and guards chasing after her? “Is this place even safe for us to hide out in?”

“Don’t worry about the guards,” Eda winked, “my house has a state of the art defense system!”

As soon as the words left her lips, the thing Amity had assumed to be an owl shaped knocker on the door’s eyes opened up, and it spoke. “Hoot hoot, password please!”

Amity clamped her hands over her ears and grimaced at the annoying voice that came from the things mouth, but Eda shut it up quickly by poking it’s eyes with her fingers. “We’ve got no time for this, Hooty, let us in.”

“Alright, alright, geez!” Hooty complained, glaring at the two, “You never want to have any fun! Ow! Hoot!”

Then he opened his maw, and Amity gagged for the second time in less than five minutes as she was more or less dragged inside by the arm. Standing inside, Eda, with the same dramatic flair she seemed to really like speaking with, declared, “Welcome to the Owl House!”

With a snap of her fingers, the place came alive. Flames burst in the fireplace, which was unnecessary if you asked Amity. It was already summer and these Boiling Isles were hot and humid to begin with. A broom started sweeping up the cobwebs in the corner,, cauldrons stirred their contents, and a grand mural on the ceiling lit up, illuminating the entire room.

“This is where I hide away from the pressures of modern life. Also the cops. Also ex girlfriends.” Eda snorted, finding her own joke hilarious, though Amity could tell she was only partially joking.

Amity took a look around, stepping into the room properly. “This place is… something else.” She breathed out.

It was a dump. A dirty, dusty, junk filled dump, but Amity knew better than to disrespect a witch in her own dwellings. Still, despite the place not exactly being the most sanitary place Amity had been in, it did have an overwhelming aura of magic and mystery to it, that she couldn’t help but feel awed all the same. “So, is it just you and your… door living here?”

“Actually, I do have another roommate.” Eda corrected, crossing her arms as a crash sounded throughout the house. Loud, booming sounds came down the hall, and a voice began to bellow.

“Who dares to intrude upon I, the King of all Demons!”

Amity turned to face where the sounds were coming from, and out stepped a small creature, covered in dark fur with a bone covered head. It’s body was wrapped in a towel with duckies on it, with it have a rubber duck in its hands, clearly having just finished bathing. The small demon glared at her, but Amity wasn’t in the least bit threatened.

Instead, Amity felt an overpowered temptation to coo over how adorable this little guy was. She’d never been one for overly cutesy things, like stuffed dolls or the like, that was more Edric’s kind of thing, but there was something indescribably precious about this demon. As he marched up towards her, she couldn’t stop herself from reaching out and petting his head, barely holding back from scooping the demon up into her arms.

“You are just so cute!” She couldn’t help but slip out, scratching behind one of his horns like he was a dog, and that was his ear.

King tried to slap her hands away, “No! Stop! You should be bowing! Groveling before your betters! Not- Not-!”

He seemed to melt a little as Amity scratched a spot under his chin, one of his legs twitching like a happy little puppy. “Ooh, right there is good… No, wait!” He shoved Amity’s hands away, and back off, fear in his eyes.

“Eda! She’s some kind of powerful sorceress! She incapacitated me effortlessly! Execute her!” He screeched, pointing a clawed finger up at Amity.

Eda chuckled, “She’s not even a witch, King. She’s a human. Amity the human. And she’s here to help us with our… situation.” She said vaguely.

King perked up, and all was forgiven, “Oh, okay!”

Amity, worried about how no one had exactly explained what it was she would be doing, put her foot down, “Listen here, I didn’t agree to anything yet. I’m not doing anything unless you explain what’s going on!”


One explanation later, with Eda more or less blackmailing Amity into doing what she wanted, or else Amity wasn’t going home, and the three were standing outside of a building called the Conformatorium. With little fanfare, Amity and King were sent in through a window up in a tower while Eda went around to distract the warden.

They hadn’t even been inside for more than three seconds when a voice rang out that made Amity jump. She couldn’t possibly have been caught already, right? Turning, fists raised to defend herself if she had to, she was instead greeted by a woman behind bars. “Hey, Human, how did you get out of your cell?”

Amity lowered her fists, feeling a little foolish. It wasn’t like she even knew how to throw a punch anyway. Tackle someone who had a rugby ball? Sure, but she’d never actually been in a fight before. “You got it wrong, I’m not a criminal.”

“Yet!” King corrected jovially, hanging off of her shoulders. He was surprisingly light and clingy, so she didn’t really mind.

“Yet.” She agreed with a sigh. She was kinda in the process of stealing something from this world’s version of the police, after all.

“Well, neither are we.” The woman said. “That stupid warden likes to lock people up who don’t fit in.”

She explained that she wrote fan fiction of food falling in love, which Amity thought was weird. The guy in the cell beside her liked eating his own eyeballs, which Amity thought was disgusting. And the last one, a small demon with a lisp was into conspiracy theories, which Amity wasn’t even going to touch upon.

Despite her internal judgments, Amity couldn’t help but frown. “You guys don’t sound like criminals. You’re just a bunch of weirdos… But if you knew you’d get locked up for being different, then why did you even bother? Why not just be normal?”

Before any of the inmates could reply, the sound of heavy footsteps approaching met her ears. “It’s Warden Wrath! Hide!” The witch in the cell warned.

Amity’s breath caught in her throat at the idea of being caught. Eyes wide, she tried to find someplace, anyplace to run, her body frozen like a deer in the headlights. It was only due to the fast acting of King, who leapt from her shoulder, down to the ground, and dragged her by the hand into a nearby empty cell that saved them. Amity only just managed to pull the bars down and closed when the door slammed opened, and Wrath stepped inside.

“I can hear you.” The masked man spoke, his large form filling the door completely. Amity took him in, throat tight and legs shaking as his every footstep made the floor shudder. He was taller than any man Amity had ever met in her life, with arms as thick as steel cables. His pristine white uniform made his inhuman gray skin stand out, and coming from a land of strange and fantastical creatures, Amity almost mistook his beaked mask to be his actual face. “Just what are you talking about?”

He eyed each of his prisoners silently, and for a moment Amity was worried that he’d fail to recognize her, and would know she didn’t belong. Instead, his gaze moved past her as easily as the rest, who all remained silent and nervous under his obscured eyes.

All except the small, big nosed conspiracy theorist, who shrieked, “Fwight against the oppwessorws! We will wesist, we will conqwuer! We will nevah be afwaid of you, you cweep!”

The Warden bent down to be eye level with the strange creature, seeming unimpressed. After a moment, he opened the cell, earning a jubilant cry from the smaller creature.. “Hooway, I’m fwee!”

Wrath suddenly grabbed the small creature, his hands almost as big as she was. Giving the conspiracy theorist a tight squeeze, the Warden lifted her for all to see. “Let this be a warning to all of you. There is no place in society if you can’t fit in.”

With another squeeze of his mighty hand, the girl in his grip squealed in pain, making Amity wince. Without another word, Wrath stomped out of the room, slamming the door shut behind him, and the room became still and quiet once more. Trying to keep from shaking, Amity quickly reopened the cell she was hidden in, and stepped out, not taking her eyes off the door the Warden had just departed from.

“King…” She spoke softly, making the little demon look up at her. “You know the way to where we gotta go, right?”

King gave her a nod, “of course! This isn’t the first time Eda and I have broken in here, after all.”

“Then lead the way. I don’t want to be here any longer than I have to.” Amity took a moment to collect herself, and together the two left. Amity was in such a rush to get out, she didn’t even realize she’d left the other prisoners behind. The fan fiction witch sighed sadly as she watched Amity go, but didn’t blame her. A jail break would only get the kid caught, anyhow.


“If it makes him happy, it makes me happy.” Eda smiled, her eyes glancing away from Amity and back to King for just a moment, a little sparkle in them as her friend did a happy dance with his reclaimed Burger Queen crown. “Besides, us weirdos have to stick together, ya know?”

Amity gave a tiny nod and smiled back at Eda. She understood a little bit. From what she understood, King was sorta like Eda’s pet, or her kid, and like any good parent, Eda wanted him to be happy. Getting him that happiness was all she needed at the end of the day.

Amity understood that’s what a good parent should want.

“Well, we owe you one, so let's get out of here before the Warden finds us, and loses his head.” And just like that, Eda lost her own head, it being severed from her shoulders after being struck with a blade and falling into Amity’s arms. Amity would have found it ironic, if she hadn’t been screaming her lungs out.

“Ow! I hate it when that happe-“ Amity kept screaming, Eda’s face scrunching up in pain in the child’s hands. “Hey! Kid! I can’t exactly cover my own ears right now, could you stop screaming for a moment?”

Amity nearly dropped Eda’s head, and for the upteenth time that day almost lost her lunch. This was way more than she signed up for.

“Finally, I have you cornered, Eda the Owl Lady. My guards could never get you, but I knew if I took your pet’s toy you’d come running.” Wrath uttered in his low voice, holding King’s Burger Queen crown in the palm of his hand. With absolutely no effort, he crushed it like the paper it was.

“No! My power!” King fell to his knees in despair, and Amity, despite her overwhelming fear, scowled at the man for making someone so adorable be so sad.

Eda seconded that scowl, glaring up at Wrath, “What do you want from me? I’ve never actually broken any of your stupid laws! … in front of you!”

“I want you…” The Warden growled, then pulled a bouquet of flowers out from behind his back, “to go out with me.”

Amity’s jaw dropped. “I was not ready for today…”

Wrath continued, ignoring Amity and encouraged by his guards' cheers, “You’ve always eluded our capture, you’ve always been the one that got away. I found that alluring.”

“I hate everything you’re saying right now.” Amity uttered, Eda’s downturned face silently agreeing with the human girl.

“You stay out of this!” With a thrust of his hand, it turned into a mass of sticky tendrils that scooped Amity up off the ground effortlessly, causing her to drop Eda’s head. The witch clearly objected to this mistreatment, cursing up a storm as her head began to roll, but she too was picked up by the hair with Wrath’s other hand.

Amity was a little too preoccupied with trying to escape to hear the exchange between the two adults, but Eda managed to get the warden to drop them both, and the four of them(Amity, King, Eda, and Eda’s body), scrambled, Amity hopping onto Eda’s staff with the others who then took off down the halls of the conformatorium.

The Warden chased them down the halls, moving at impossible speeds to keep up with the flying staff, screeching and calling for Eda as they moved. The witch flew past the same cells Amity had seen earlier, knowing it was the nearest way out. Just as the exit window was in sight, and Amity was about to cheer at their victory, it was snatched from them as the Warden struck, knocking them all out of the air and into a courtyard below where they landed with a harsh thud.

The three scrambled up, Eda’s body grabbing her head and placing it back on as King groaned in pain from the fall. Reaching into her hair, Eda pulled out a key and handed it over, “Amity, go back to the human world.”

Amity stared at the key, not believing her luck, nor that the Owl Lady was just going to hand it over. She hadn’t seemed the type to give up anything for a stranger. Then again, she also hadn’t seemed the type who’d break into prison to make her friend happy, either. Amity took the key, holding it tight in her palm.

She could leave. She could run away, and never look back. She had her book. She owed them nothing. They were only in danger because they placed themselves there. And yet… “What will you do?”

“Don’t worry about me!” Eda cried, almost seeming surprised at Amity’s concern.

King laughed, “we’ll be fine, you should have seen her last boyfriend!”

“He’s not my boyfriend.” Eda reminded, dodging a blow from Wrath, his arms now turned into blades. Taking her staff, she put it under Amity, between her legs, “You’re worry’s touching, kid, but you have to go!”

Before Amity could object again, Eda gave the staff a smack and it took off into the air.


Owlbert tried to carry Amity, though being unused to riding on a staff, her balance was completely off, and the poor girl found herself clinging on for dear life. In an attempt to find solid ground to keep the girl alive, the staff flew back into the prison, through the window they’d fallen out of, allowing Amity to land right back where she’d started her infiltration.

“Oh, hey. You’re back.” A familiar voice greeted her. Turning, Amity saw the same witch she’d spoken to earlier, still in her cage.

Amity, once more ignored them. Instead she palmed the key in her hand, weighing her options. She really could just leave, but her conscience was nagging at her. That she should stay and help. She had no idea how she was going to help though, and Eda had told her to go, so really, shouldn’t she listen?

“Personally, I think you should just go. The warden always wins in the end, anyway.”

Amity turned to the witch, a slight blush on her cheeks. She must have been panicking aloud. “I didn’t ask you!”

The witch held up her hands in surrender, “Okay, okay. No need to yell.”

“I-I just, I can’t leave!” Amity insisted, pacing back and forth in front of the cell.

“Why not? No one would blame you. You didn’t seem to have a problem when you left us earlier.” The witch pointed out, but there was no bite in her words. Only defeat.

Amity flinched. She had. She’d left them there without a thought. Even knowing they didn’t do anything to deserve being jailed, she’d made no attempt to free them from their confines. The thought hadn’t even crossed her mind.

She’d only mentally derided them. Thought that if they hadn't wanted to be locked up, they’d have just followed the rules. Been normal. That maybe they’d fit in better when everything was said and done.

I’ve let you indulge in your little fantasies for too long.’

‘That book is making you an outlier in the family.’

‘One day, you’ll thank me.’

Her mothers words echoed in her head, and she realized in the moment, she’d been no better than Odalia. Even knowing it was wrong for them to have been caged like animals, she’d made excuses in her head to justify why they deserved to be there, and it had sounded exactly like what her mother would have said. She kept instinctively ignoring their existences, because her Mother wouldn’t have allowed her to fraternize with such people.

Gritting her teeth, Amity made her decision. She raced to the lever that opened the cells, and pushed against it, trying to get it to raise, to open the cage and free the prisoners on this cell block. The witch raised an eyebrow as she watched Amity try to lift it. “What are you doing?”

“What does it look like? I’m setting you guys free!” Amity spoke through clenched teeth. The mechanism was half rusted shut and wasn’t moving, no matter how hard she tried. Wraith must have had a massive amount of strength of he could easily lift it with one hand.

“You should just save yourself the effort.” The woman said, but smiled at Amity’s attempts.

“No!” Amity stopped, then stomped her foot stubbornly. “I refuse! And do you want to know why?”

The witch put her face between the bars, and her companions in their own cells followed suit. The eyeball eater looked genuinely curious, and piped up. “Why?”

“Because you might be a bunch of weirdos, but that’s what makes you special! It’s what makes Eda and King special! At least to me! We might not be able to take the Warden down alone, but maybe we can stop him, if only us weirdos can all stick together!” Amity tried, desperate for their help.

The witch squatted down a little so she was eye level with Amity, and looked at her from between the bars. “And what makes you a weirdo?” She asked softly.

Amity bit her lip, and avoided her eyes. It was stupid. It was silly. It wasn’t anything more than these guys had been jailed for though, so she sucked it up, bringing her eyes back level with the witch. Then, loud and proud, she spoke, “I like- no, I love the Azura the Good Witch series! I love fantasy stories in general! I like girls!”

She swallowed, finally having that out in the open, “A-and maybe that doesn’t mean much, or doesn’t sound weird to you. And it’s not really all that weird in my own world. But it is weird in my family. And I’m tired of hiding it.”

The witch smiled gently at Amity and asked, “What’s your name?”

Amity smiled back, rubbing her arm a little bashfully, and answered “Amity.”

“Katya,” The woman grinned.

“Eyegore!” The eyeball eater added.

“Tinella Nosa!” The conspiracy theorist yelled.

“You’re right, we weirdos have to stick together. So get us out of here, and let's show Wrath what we’re made of!” Katya pumped her fist, and the others cheered.

Amity grinned, then rushed back to the lever, pushing against it with all of her might. As she did so, the prisoners cheered her on, chanting her name. Still, the handle wouldn’t budge. Unwilling to give up, Amity focused and tapped into the raw strength being a rugby player honed into her. She listened to the cheers the inmates gave her, and with one more mighty shove there was a click, and the level lifted, opening all the cells up and releasing her new allies.

“Come on!” Amity cried rushing off in the direction she’d left the Owl Lady, “We have to hurry!”


The group was victorious in their battle against the warden. With overwhelming numbers, they’d managed to send him packing, and the group stayed together as far as the gate of the conformatorium before parting ways.

“I’m going to learn to bake. There are so many more ways to eat my own eyeballs, and I intend to explore them all!” Eyegore chuckled, his voice filled with mirth now that he was free from the prison's walls.

“I’m gowing to start my own newspaper! The world must know the twuth!” Tinella declared, fists raised in the air.

“And I’ve found a taste for rebellion!” Katya cheered, before sobering, looking serious, “I need to find some like minded individuals. And make some pamphlets!”

“You had me at rebellion,” Eda said, throwing an arm around Amity’s shoulder, making the human grin, “but you lost me at pamphlets. We’ll see you guys later. Or maybe never. I’ve got a promise to keep.”

Together, Amity, King and Eda took off into the night, flying through the air on Eda’s staff until they were once more in the clearing in front of Eda’s house. “This was fun, kiddo. I’d say we should do this again sometime, but you seemed pretty eager to get back home…”

Amity looked up at Eda, a look of disbelief on her face. “Wait, really?”

“Well, yeah. I know it’ll make King happy to have the company.” Eda shrugged, downplaying her own enjoyment in having Amity along.

Amity felt a little bashful, and lowered her gaze. Looking back up, she saw there was a full moon, which illuminated the sky, and she realized that it was already night. Dinner must have long been served hours ago at her house. Meaning her mother likely knew what she’d done by now. It was too late to save herself from that.

Pulling her phone out of her pocket, sure enough there was a message from her mother there, intentionally unalarming in it’s tone.

Amity frowned, then stuffed the phone back into her pocket. Her mother would be furious when she returned home. If she returned home. The reoccurring fantasy of running away from home, of deciding her own destiny, filled her head once more. Only this time, the thoughts of hiding out in an urban city, or in the countryside were taking on an entirely more fantastical angle. “Hey, I know… I know I made a big deal about going back, and all, but this place hasn’t been so bad. I had a lot of fun too.”

Eda raised a brow, a teasing smile gracing her lips, “Oh really? Did Little Miss Uptight finally learn to let her hair down?”

Amity tried and failed to hide a grimace at that nickname, but at least it was more deserving than ‘Mittens’ was. “What I mean to say is… I’ve got nowhere else to be, and you seem to want me around. And us weirdos have to stick together. So, why don’t I stay?”

Eda scoffed and crossed her arms. Then she realized Amity was being serious. “You’re not kidding, are you? Huh. Why would you even want to stay here? You hated it this afternoon.”

“Well, I have always loved fantasy. I like witches, and magic. I figured maybe you could teach me how to be a witch. And in return, I’ll help you find some real quality human stuff to sell.” Amity offered, trying to tempt the witch with a bargain, knowing Eda couldn’t resist a good deal.

Eda laughed in her face, “As much as I’d like a bunch of human junk, I’m sorry to say, but humans can’t be witches. You can’t learn magic.”

Amity shrugged nonchalantly, but on the inside was hoping her deal wasn’t about to fall through before it could even get off the ground. “Sounds to me like it's a deal in your favor, then. It wouldn’t be your fault if I can’t learn.”

Eda pursed her lips, and seemed to be considering it. “What about your family? I’m assuming you have one of those?”

Amity frowned, and looked away. “I- I don’t have a family.”

It should have been cruel of her to say. It should have made her feel awful. Instead, it felt oddly freeing. Not that she allowed Eda to see that. She needed the woman to believe her, so instead when she looked back up to meet Eda’s eyes, she gave her a small pout, trying to earn sympathy.

Eda put her hands on her hips and screwtinized Amity, carefully looking her over. Whatever she saw, she didn’t say. Amity felt fear gripping her as she wondered what Eda would say next, yes or no, when King clung to the witch’s leg.

“Let her stay! She can help us make snacks!” The Demon begged, earning a snicker from the witch.

“Okay, fine, you can stay. What is it with me and orphans, anyway?” Eda gave in, turning away from the two and marching towards her house.

“What’s that mean?” King asked. “I don’t remember any other orphans!”

Eda grimaced at her slip up, and shot King a backwards glance, “Nothing, my liege, just my mind going in my old age.”

“Understandable!”

Amity could hardly contain her excitement. She didn’t have to go back home. She’d never have to go back home. Goodbye Mom, goodbye Dad, goodbye twins, forever! She’d finally found a place out of their reach. They’d never find her, not in a million years. She was finally free.

Her phone vibrated in her pocket once more, and Amity took it out, seeing one more message from her mother.

Amity barely glanced over the text message before holding down the power until the phone turned off. She wasn’t sure if the tracking would work here, but she wasn’t going to risk it. Racing after King and Eda, she called out while holding her phone aloft, “Hey, I’ve already got a head start on some human junk you can sell!”

Eda turned around, “what is that, some kind of paperweight?”

“Something like that.” Amity gave it a toss, and Eda caught it, examining the phone closely as she opened the door to the Owl House.

The group noticed that, unlike how they left it, the place wasn’t empty. A short figure stood with a bag on their back, glancing around the place. At the sound of the door opening, the person turned around, revealing a girl.

She had a short, messy mop of dark brown hair that framed a light brown face. Her eyes were bright, literally, having golden yellow orbs much like Eda’s. She was dressed casually, in tights, shorts, and a hooded cat-eared T-shirt that while lovingly patched up and a little frayed from use, looked entirely too human in it’s make to have come from the isles, but with her pointy ears there was no doubt she was a witch. Her smile lit up the room as she noticed Eda come in, and she sent over a cheerful wave, “Oh, there you are, Mom!”

Eda blinked, “Luz? Oh, yeah, I do have custody of you today, don’t I? Slipped my mind with the whole jailbreak thing.”

The girl named Luz snorted, “You say that every week!”

King bounded over to the new figure in the room, chanting her name as this Luz person scooped him up inter har arms. She didn’t even seem to mind that Eda had forgotten about her. Amity meanwhile, could only stare at Eda in disbelief, “Wait, you’re a mom?!”

Eda snorted in a manner similar to her daughter, smirking at the human girl, “Oh yeah, bet you didn’t see that coming, huh?”


Stepping through the glowing door and out of the Demon realm, a basilisk lifted a hand to cover her face as the sun's rays beamed down on her. So this was the Human Realm? It was a lot more blue and green than she was used to.

Slithering through the grass and away from the beaten up old shack, Vee allowed herself to smile. To feel hope. She was out of Belos’ reach. He’d never be able to get ahold of her again. She only wished she had the chance to bring more of her siblings with her, but knowing them, they wouldn’t be happy without a source of magic to feed on.

The next question, of course, was what could she do with this newfound freedom? She’d never been able to choose for herself. Not with how careful she’d had to be while on the run. Now? She could go anywhere, do anything.

Vee made her way through the woods, curiously gazing around the terrain as she went. The occasional fruit from a tree littered the ground, and while she at first was reserved about trying it, the bright red orb looked delicious, and the human world was supposed to be a lot tamer. A lot safer. Biting into the flesh, it tasted sweeter than anything she’d ever eaten before.

Eventually, the trees parted, making way for a hard, paved road. Vee, careful as always, hid behind a tree and watched as large, metal beasts rolled past at amazing speeds. Across the street, she could see a small group of people sitting on a bench, next to a sign that said, “Bus Stop.”

She finished eating her fruit as she observed as these humans came and went, climbing into an extremely large specimen of metal beast, which must be a ‘Bus.’ As one group climbed on, another group climbed off, going on their way. Gathering her courage, and wanting to get as far away from the portal as she could, Vee remembered what the human who came through the portal had looked like, and assumed her shape.

Blond hair with brown roots, tied up in a half ponytail. Collared shirt with a sweater vest. A very modest skirt, with fashionable boots. Satisfied with her appearance, Vee carefully made her way across the street, taking a seat at this ‘Bus Stop,’ and waited.

Soon, she found herself smiling again from her seat by the window at the back of the bus, watching as they drove past a sign that said “Now leaving Gravesfield.

 

Notes:

A/N: EDIT: Added a picture of what Amity/Vee look like in this AU to the very end of the chapter. Drawn by me, mostly just pallet swapping an official picture of Amity with some changes.

I hope you aren’t too disappointed with how similar this is to canon, and think that from now on every chapter is going to be a rewrite of an episode, just with Amity instead of Luz. Because this is about as close to canon as we’re getting, and as you can see, it really departed from that by the end. Amity has no intention of returning home at the end of Summer like Luz did. Vee isn’t even in Gravesfield anymore, and is running around as Amity. Luz is Eda’s kid.

Don’t worry, you’ll be seeing Camila in the future. The orphan line was about King, not Luz.

If you’re wondering how Amity got text messages while the door wasn’t open… that happens in canon as well plenty of times, too. Despite that they also establish the door needs to be open for Luz to get signal in other episodes. It’s a contradiction I’ll allow since it’s in canon anyway. Maybe a weak signal gets through a closed door, as long as a phone is physically near it? Meh.

Chapter 3: Plan Making and Potion Delivery

Notes:

Welcome back, this will be the first chapter to really go a different route after the last chapter was more a retelling of canon. Especially after the big reveals at the end of chapter 2, now that everyone here knows Luz is Eda’s kid in this AU. I really couldn’t help myself with that, and Luz only has one parent we even know the name of, so of course I did that.

Enjoy the chapter, and I hope to see some comments below! They keep me fueled up in between chapters, even if this is one of my less serious works.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Amity found herself laying down flat in the darkness, on a pile of lumpy pillows and blankets that more or less formed a sleeping nest, on the floor of a stranger's bedroom.

The idea of Eda being a mother of all things hadn’t really occurred to Amity before. Sure, she had King, but that seemed to be the only other roommate she’d had, and she’d specified he was a roommate. Luz seemed very nice and all, but it still made Amity feel awkward for intruding on what was supposed to be Luz and Eda’s time together.

The young witch, when told Amity would be staying with them for a while, had at least been ecstatic to get a roommate. The two had hardly been introduced before Luz was dragging Amity by the hand all around the house, giving her “the tour,” which mostly consisted of Luz’s bedroom. The place was simple, a bed against the wall, a desk in the opposite corner, a giant, looming window in the shape of an eye against the far wall. Cozy and unique.

That tour was about where the night ended, though, as it was late and everyone except for Luz was utterly beat from the jail raid, especially now that the adrenaline was wearing off. Amity had expected to sleep on the couch, knowing the only other spare room was taken by Luz, but the witch just declared it a sleepover, and insisted Amity spend her first night with her. That was how Amity found herself on Luz’s floor, which considering the condition of the couch, was probably better for her to sleep on anyway. Fewer questionable stains to deal with.

Amity laid in the dark, staring at the ceiling in awkward silence. Other than the occasional rustling of blankets, Luz had been quiet enough that Amity was sure she’d fallen asleep, but to her sudden surprise the room lit up, a ball of light floating above the girl’s bed.

Amity sat up, looking at it in wonder as it floated. “I don’t think I’ll ever get used to magic,” She murmured to herself.

“Sorry, I don’t mean to keep you up,” Luz spoke bashfully, blankets thrown over her shoulders like an oversized cape, “I just- I have so many questions! I was going to wait to bombard you with them, since everyone seemed so tired, but my curiosity is killing me and now I can’t sleep.”

Amity shook her head, “No, no, it’s fine! I wasn’t sleeping anyway. New place and all…”

Honestly, it wasn’t so much the place as it was sharing it with a stranger that had kept Amity awake. She hated to be so inherently distrustful of someone, but there was a bit of her that still sounded like her mother, insisting the other girl only offered up her room for the night because she wanted something. Maybe that voice wasn’t wrong, maybe Luz had wanted something, and it was just some harmless information about the person who was, out of nowhere, going to be living with her. It wasn’t exactly unfair for Luz to ask for that.

Luz clapped her hands together excitedly, “Okay, okay, so, I have this friend, named Augustus, and he’s a big human fanatic. He’s been trying to convince my Mom to take him to the human realm for years! Anyway, he says humans have gills, but I don’t think that sounds right now that I see you.”

Luz stared at Amity expectantly, and the Blight girl blinked. That’s what Luz wanted to know, of all things? Not ‘What do you want from my Mom?’ Or ‘why are you here?’ Amity opened her mouth slowly, “No, I, uh, don’t have gills. Sorry.”

The witch just grinned, and pumped a fist, “Yes! I was right, and Augustus was wrong! I can’t wait to tell him at the next HAS meeting.”

“The what?” Amity asked curiously, shifting herself so she was laying on her stomach, head propped up on her elbows as she looked up at Luz on her bed from the floor below.

“The Human Appreciation Society!” Luz explained, hugging her pillow to herself. “It’s a school club. Augustus is the founder, and I’m a member. As much as I love the little guy, he can be pretty stubborn when something he thinks is right might be wrong, so he sometimes doesn’t take any of my conflicting theories seriously.”

Amity’s face scrunched up, as she tried to imagine what a school club focused around humans would do. Would it be like those fantasy based clubs back on earth, where the members dressed up like elves and wizards and played Creatures and Caverns together? What would witches even do for a human role play?

The glimmering light from Luz’s spell illuminated a poster pinned to her wall behind her, and tore Amity from her imaginings of witches pretending to be bank tellers and tax collectors. “Is that Azura?”

The witchling turned, and smiled, “you can tell?”

It wasn’t an official poster in any capacity. Luz clearly made it by hand, if she was the one who made it at all. It seemed to be based off the first book’s cover, Azura standing up front and proud, with her mentor and her magical pet beast behind. The art itself was pretty good, not quite professional like whoever did the actual artwork for Azura, but there was clearly a lot of hard work put into it. The only major gripe Amity had with it was the eyes. Luz clearly hadn’t mastered eyes, as they looked a little too stylized, clashing with the rest of the art.

Amity took in what Luz said, and responded, “Of course I can tell! The first book has an iconic cover, after all.”

Shaking her head, Amity focused on the real issue, “How do you even know about the Good Witch Azura series?”

Luz chuckled, practically bouncing in her seat, “I found some of the books in Mom’s human trash collection while we were sorting a few years ago. She was just gonna get rid of it, human books never sell well, but I really liked the illustrations and wanted to look through them.”

Her eyes glimmered, “It was love at first sight! Azura was just so cool! Always going on one adventure or another. Sure, it’s not all that accurate to how magic actually works, but that doesn’t matter because the author did such a good job establishing their magic system-“

“Tying it into the lore and world building in a way where it practically leaps off the pages!” Amity finished, causing the witch across from her to nod with glee. “I never thought I’d find another Azura fan in another dimension! This place just keeps getting better and better!”

No wonder Eda had tried to keep her book, instead of selling it. She must have planned to give it to her daughter.

Luz suddenly let out a gasp, “ooh, we need to talk about them! I’ve had literally nobody to talk to about these books before. Well, Augustus, but he doesn’t count. He doesn’t get it like we do, he just sees it as an ‘interesting example of human literature’ and appreciates it for that, not for the actual plot and characters!”

Amity nodded in agreement, “of course we’re going to have to talk about it. You said you have the books? Are they here?” Amity looked around the room, but didn’t see any on Luz’s shelf, which seemed to only contain her school texts.

The human continued, “I only managed to bring the third book with me, which is a bit of a downer since I’ll miss the other books, but if you have them all I could just borrow yours.”

Luz was giving her a look, and for a moment Amity thought she’d overstepped. These books must be really rare in this world, she shouldn’t just assume Luz would let her borrow them, especially since Luz was already sharing her home with her. Instead, Luz asked, in an awed tone, “You have the third book? It’s the only one I’m missing from my collection! … I think. I have up to five, but I’m not sure if a sixth, or even more have come out yet.”

Amity hatched a plan, “I have the third, and you have the rest. I’ll happily lend you mine if you let me browse your collection when you’re not using it.”

Luz smiled, “Of course! I’d let you borrow them even if you didn’t have the missing piece! But… well, they’re at my other house, so you’ll have to wait until next week.”

Luz seemed to deflate a little, but Amity waved it off, “Don’t worry. I just finished re-reading book three earlier today, before I met your Mom. You don’t have to wait to read it if you don’t want to.”

Luz perked right back up, until Amity piped in, “Tomorrow. Eda said you have school in the morning, and it’s already getting late. If I give it to you now, you won’t go to sleep until you finish, and it’s easily the longest of the series.”

The brown haired witch pouted, but accepted that Amity was right, “okay, fine. We’ll have our Azura book club starting tomorrow, then!”

Amity raised a brow, “Book club?”

“Yeah!” Luz’s grin began to fade, along with some of her enthusiasm, “Um, if that’s alright with you? I don’t want to be a bother…”

Taking a moment to think about it, Amity decided that wasn’t a half bad idea. “Sure. That sounds like fun. Good night, Luz.”

The witch seemed relieved, laying her head back down on her pillow, “Night, Amity!”


Amity was awake at the crack of dawn, well before Luz’s alarm went off. It was a habit her mother had drilled into her, and as she stared up at the ceiling waiting for anyone else to wake up first, she made up her mind that this habit was the first one she was going to try and break.

After an hour or so, Amity could hear the tell-tale shuffling of feet outside the door, indicating that Eda was awake, and soon the smell of breakfast filled the house. Stomach growling, the human girl realized she’d skipped dinner last night, and eagerly arose to start her day.

Dressed in the previous day's clothes, Amity headed for the bathroom to brush her teeth. It was there that her lack of foresight bit her on the backside, as she realized she didn’t have a toothbrush waiting for her. She didn’t have anything except her Azura book, a few hundred worthless human dollars, and the literal clothes on her back. The girl breathed out a sigh, “Next time Eda stops by the human realm, I’ll have to go shopping.”

She wasn’t sure exactly what stores to go to, or what to buy. Clothes, of course, but her mother had always picked those out for her before. The idea of picking her own outfits out was as terrifying as it was exhilarating. But would she need anything else? Food, maybe? She only had so much money…

Thankfully, a toothbrush wasn’t on the list of things she’d need to buy, as after scrounging through the bathroom for a bit(and boy, was that place a mess. Makeup, hair dryers, bottles of hair dye... Emira had never been organized with her sink, but she hadn’t been this bad… and when was the last time this place had been cleaned?!), she’d found a spare toothbrush in one of the stuffy drawers. After opening it and getting her teeth cleaned, she headed downstairs feeling a little more minty fresh.

She passed King, who was curled up asleep on the couch like a pup, as she entered the kitchen. “Good morning, Eda, how are you this morning?”

The older woman flinched at the sound of her voice, and turned to face her, revealing dark bags under her eyes, and an expression that said she wasn’t all there, “wha? Who are you?” The owl lady croaked out groggily.

Amity frowned, “Amity. The human. Who you took in yesterday? Is that ringing any bells?”

Eda wiped at her eyes, blinking tiredly, then refocused on the girl, “Oh, yeah. You. Sorry about that, I’m the complete opposite of a morning person. You could even call me a night owl, ha! I don’t know how anyone can be so chipper this early.”

Amity folded her hands behind her back, feeling a little flushed. “It’s not that early,” She muttered, thinking about the time of morning she’d risen.

“Why are you up so early if you hate it, then?” Amity asked.

Eda let out a yawn, “Someone has to cook Luz her breakfast. Titan knows I’m not letting her make her own. She once tried to be a sweetheart and cooked me breakfast-in-nest, and, well… I like having a house that isn’t on fire, thanks.”

The older woman grumbled under her breath, “You’d think she’d be better at cooking, being in the Potion track in school…”

Amity’s ears perked up, “Wait, what did you say? Potions?”

Eda nodded, flipping something that resembles eggs in her pan. “Yeah, Luz goes to Hexside, a school for witchlings to learn magic in a cold, steril, environment that squeezes every last drop of individualism out of a person.”

“So high school?”

“Basically, yeah.”

Amity shook her head, trying to get back to her point, “Wait, if Luz is going to magic school, why don’t I just go as well?”

Eda crossed her arms, “Hey, wait a second, am I not good enough for you anymore? We had a deal, you’d do chores and help me get human garbage, and I’d teach you magic. Besides, you need to already know a spell or two before Hexside will let you attend.”

“What’s this about you teaching Amity, Mom?” Luz’s voice joined the conversation as the girl entered the room, clad in a yellow legged and sleeved outfit with a dark tunic over it. She took a seat at the table just as the food was finished, and Eda placed a plate in front of the girl, and another opposite.

Swap Luz

Eda glanced at Amity and gestured for her to join Luz, “Eat up. It’s Griffon Eggs and Smashed browns. Not sure what you humans can eat, so let me know if you die, or something.”

Turning her attention back to her daughter, Eda continued, “And that’s just a little deal me and Goldielocks worked out. I need a bit of help around the house, since you’re only here half the time, so she’ll pick up your slack. And in exchange, I’ll teach her magic, if I can. Jury is still out on if we can even come up with a way for that to work.”

Amity picked at her food, cautiously taking a bite. The eggs didn’t taste half bad. “I’m sure we’ll find some way to teach me magic.” She said with a confidence she didn’t really feel.

Luz seemed excited, bouncing in her chair and exclaiming with a mouthful of food, “Ooh, I can help! Can I help? I want to help!”

“Swallow your food, then we’ll talk.” Eda chuckled, patting her daughter’s hair. Instead of making her own plate, Eda sat down with just a mug and a bottle of something called Apple Blood, which from the smell made Amity sure it was something not suitable for breakfast.

“I could use all the help I can get. Apparently, humans can’t do magic, according to Eda.” Amity filled in.

Eda nodded, “Last I checked, you don't have a bile sac like us witches do. Now, I know that sounds gross, but it’s how we filter the ambient magic of the Isles into something usable. Maybe you can find some other way to use magic, but I doubt you’ll be making spell circles like Luz or I do.”

To prove her point, Eda spun her finger, and with a yelp King was yanked from his spot on the couch and deposited into the last empty chair. It looked like the demon was going to complain about being awoken, until he took one look at the plate of food in front of him, and he quickly filled his mouth with something other than complaints.

Amity frowned. That did pose a pretty big problem for her. She wasn’t ready to throw in the towel on magic just yet, though. She hadn’t even had her first lesson.

They finished their breakfast, and soon Eda was rushing Luz out the door, shoving her backpack into the witchlings hands. “Go on. I know I hate that prison of a school, but your Mama would kill me if I kept you from your classes. Have fun, learn something, or don’t, I’m not the cops. Prank Bump if you feel you can get away with it, byyye!”

Luz laughed, with Amity getting the feeling this was something the two did often. Before the door could close on her, Luz clamped her arms around Eda in a tight hug, something the witch happily returned. “I’ll see you after school. Love you, Mom.”

Eda rolled her eyes playfully, “Oh, come on, you’re embarrassing me in front of my new apprentice, kiddo.” With one last playful shove out the door, she slammed it behind Luz, and turned towards Amity.

“Alright, the munchkin is out of the house, which means it's time for you to do some chores!”

Amity frowned, having hoped for a lesson before her payment would be due, but this was Eda’s house. She made the rules. “Fine. What do you need me to do?”

Eda pondered, going over a very large mental list of activities for the Blight girl to do, before settling on the two she personally wanted to do the least. “Well, you can either go with King to deliver some potions in town-“

That sounded like a lot for Amity’s second day here, “Pass.”

“Or you can give Hooty a bath.” Eda finished.

“Where are the potions and where am I delivering them to?” Amity swerved, not wanting to go near the creepy House Demon.

Hearing his name, or perhaps sensing her fear, Hooty opened the front door and slithered his way over to Amity, invading the human’s personal space, “You don’t wanna hang out with me, new best bud?”

Amity gagged over his body odor, cheeks flared red in anger, “I don’t know how much of you is neck, but I will break all of it if you don’t leave me alone this instant.”


Bonesborough really was almost too much to take in for Amity for only her second day in the Demon Realm. The demons it was named after, especially. From flying butterflies made out of various body parts, to bizarre centipede monsters with the faces of babies, Bonesborough had it all, and it was pretty disgusting to look at.

It was home now, however, and Amity could be adaptable. She just had to try not to stare and act like she belonged, and the day would pass with minimal amounts of horror and mental scarring.

“So, why don’t you tell me a bit about this place, King?” She asked her companion, who had been volunteered to join her. He hadn’t exactly been happy about that, voicing his displeasure the whole way through the woods on the way into town.

“What’s to tell? The Boiling Isles are nothing but a cesspool of despair, and it’s not going to change in this town.” King kicked a stone on the path as they walked, arms folded. “Let’s just get this over with before something eats you.”

“Nothing here wants to eat me,” Amity insisted, but frowned as a passing fairy politely told her that she was very wrong, and it would love to eat her flesh.

“Let’s just get this over with,” Amity grumbled as King gave her a smug look.

They continued on their way, going from address to address to deliver the potions to Eda’s clients. Some were polite. Some stared, never having met a human before. Others had doorbells that tried to digest her arm when she tried to ring them. She liked those ones the least. Before long, the long list of places to go had dwindled down to nothing but a handful.

A tug on Amity’s skirt brought her gaze downward, King yanking on it to get her attention with one hand, and rubbing at his own belly with the other. Seeing her eyes on him, King pointed off into the distance to a food vender, “I want a Not Dog!”

Amity gave him a deadpan glare, “Not now, King. We’re almost done.”

He stomped his foot, “I’m ordering you to take me to get a Not Dog!”

The paper full of addresses crumpled in Amity’s hand as it made a fist. She bent over King and looked him dead in the eye, “And I said maybe later. Do not try to boss me around, King.”

He stared back up at her in disbelief, then began to flail his little fists, “I’m the dreaded King of Demons, you should be listening to me, and I’m ordering you to feed my tummy delicious Not Dogs!”

The demon found himself scooped up by the scruff of his neck and lifted into the air. Amity steeled her face, putting on her emotionless mask she always wore around others who tried to impress or take advantage of her. “That title seems pretty debatable to me. I’m new here, so what do I know, though? Maybe you are the King of Demons.”

“Y-yeah! I am! So listen to me when I speak, human!” King uttered, a little perturbed by how quickly Amity’s face went cold.

Of Demons, King. Last I checked, I’m human. You don’t get to order me around.” Amity let the little fur ball drop back to the ground. He cowered under her glare as she crossed her arms, feeling very much like a child in trouble with their parent.

“I left the Human World because I was tired of being ordered around. I refuse to be bossed around and made to do things I don’t want to do anymore-“

“But what about-“ King interrupted, raising a clawed finger.

“Eda? I’m doing as she asked because it was part of our deal. That’s not the same.” Amity clarified. “And last I checked, she’s also not a demon, she’s a witch, so should you really be bossing her and Luz around, either?”

King lowered his gaze, rubbing his hands together, “Well, when you put it like that…”

Amity sighed, bending down so she could be eye level with him again, “Look, I get it, you’re hungry, it’s lunch time. We’ll get some food in a bit. And you can ask me for stuff too, but don’t give me orders, got it? Just be nicer from now on.”

King nodded meekly, “Okay… does that mean we can get some Not Dogs when we’re done with the deliveries?”

Amity shrugged, “If you’ve got the money to buy them, sure. I don’t have any… snails, or whatever the currency here is called.”

King nodded again, and they continued on their way, “You- uh, you can be kinda scary! Act like that more often and I’m sure less people will try to eat you! Wanna job in my army for my inevitable take-over of the Demon Realm?”

Amity snorted, letting her face relax and the cold mask drop, “I’d be honored. Now, let's make this delivery to this-'' They looked up to see what looked to be a Castle in the middle of Bonesborough, towering over everything else. Even Amity was impressed with it, despite growing up in wealth in excess.

Slinging the sack over her shoulder, Amity headed towards the front door to knock, hoping there wasn’t a teen eating dragon on the other side of the door.


Amity trudged back to the Owl House in the early afternoon, feet tired from both the delivery run, and the long walk back from town. What she wouldn’t do to have her bike with her again. Maybe she could have Eda help her steal a new one if they ever went back to Earth? One with a nice big basket on the front.

Clenched in her hands was a paper, a map to her supposed destiny that some wizard named Adegast had given her. He’d insisted that Amity was special, in some kind of Chosen One way, despite Amity insisting she just wanted to be a normal girl, with a normal life. Or, as normal as life would allow on the Boiling Isles. She’d had enough of being considered special for just being born a Blight back in the Human Realm to last a lifetime.

Amity was pretty sure the map was a scam anyway. No one on the isles so far had been that nice to her, except maybe Luz. She’d learned early on in life that if someone acted like that, they were clearly trying to use you for something. Still, she’d kept the map, on the off chance it was real and Eda could sell the treasure, which was supposed to be some kind of ultimate magic staff. Amity intended to earn her keep, after all.

“That guy may have been full of bologna, but boy were his snacks tasty. And free!” King patted his belly as they entered the house. “Eda! We’re back!”

Eda was on the couch, reading through a magazine with the name ‘Playdemon’ emblazoned on its cover. She quickly stuffed it between the cushions when she realized she had company, standing to her feet. “So, how was your first day? Make me a lot of snails?”

Amity held out the bag of coins and bills she’d collected, which Eda enthusiastically scooped up, snuggling it against her cheek like it was something truly precious to her. “Ah, sweet, sweet dough. Mama needed this.”

She opened the bag, inspecting her pay, then took a handful and tossed them Amity’s way. “Here, your cut of the cash.”

Amity caught the Snails, inspecting them. It wasn’t a lot, but the fact Eda had paid her at all had been unexpected. “Thank you so much, Eda. I had thought that, uh-“

Eda raised a brow, “That I wouldn’t pay you? I’m cheap and a crook, but I’m not evil, kid.”

Amity shook her head, “No, it’s just, you’re already letting me stay here. I thought that was my payment.”

Eda shook her head, “look, you don’t have a snail to your name, in a world entirely alien to you. You need to know the value of a hard day's work, and that comes with pay. Someday, you’ll be out there, making tons of cash, maybe even following in my footsteps and ripping a sucker off to do so, but you gotta start somewhere.”

The witch shrugged, “besides, I pay Luz an allowance when she does this for me. And King as well.” She handed King a few coins as well, with the demon jumping for joy.

“More war funds!”

Eda snickered into her hand, whispering to Amity, “He spends it all on junk food.”

Amity clenched the money in her hands, still looking unsure if it was okay to take it. “Thanks, Eda. It’s different when you’re paying family, though. I’m just a stranger.”

Eda waved her off, “I think I know you well enough. Now, as much as it pains me, let's stop talking about money, and start talking about what else you’ve got in your hand.”

Eda pointed to the paper in Amity’s grip, and the girl held it out for her. “Some Wizard gave it to me, said I was a Chosen One or some other nonsense.”

Eda took the paper, and snorted, “Yeah, this thing reeks of fraud. Good on you for spotting it, though. I have to burn stuff like this at least twice a week to keep Luz from answering the call to adventure.”

Amity shrugged, “he gave us a bunch of snacks, so I can’t really complain. Besides, I know when I’m being tricked. It’s something my Mo-“

She clamped her mouth shut so fast she nearly bit her tongue after almost bringing up her mother so casually like that. She couldn’t contradict her own story about not having a family only a day into her stay. Or ever. Eda might send her back to be with them if she knew.

“What was that, Amity?” Eda questioned lazily, still looking at the paper.

“Nothing to worry about. I think the snacks must have given me a stomach ache, is all.” Amity covered, clutching at her stomach to try and sell her lie.

Eda frowned at that information, “Make a list of everything you ate today, especially at that guy's house. I’ll see what we can do, and what we need to avoid feeding you from now on. Don’t worry, it’s not an inconvenience, Luz can’t handle dairy, normal, or demonic, so it’s nothing I’m not used to keeping in mind when I shop.”

Amity nodded, and without further ado, Eda spun her finger in a circle and the map burst into flames, consumed entirely before it could even hit the floor. Not even ashes remained.

With a nod at her work, Eda grinned and looked back to Amity, “Rest up, you’ve got a busy day tomorrow as well! You get to bathe Hooty!”

Amity was aghast, “But I thought I had a choice!”

“Yeah, on what you got to put off until tomorrow. Make sure to scrub behind his ears.” Eda tossed herself back on the sofa, stretching as she relaxed and using her newly acquired money bag as a head rest.

“He has ears?!”


Amity awoke in the middle of the night, clutching her gurgling stomach in pain. Despite her lies about the food being inedible for her, it turned out it had a glimmer of truth after all.

“I’m gonna have to use my money to buy seeds and plant a garden.” Amity mumbled to herself, adding yet another list of items she needed to her expanding mental list for her human shopping trip.

“What was that, Amity?” Luz asked, making the Blight girl flinch in surprise. The young witch was on her bed, Amity’s Azura book in her possession, reading via light orb even this late into the night.

“Nothing. Go to bed, Luz, you’ll be up until dawn if you don’t put the story down.”

“But I’ve just reached Azura’s clash with the Gildersnake!” The other girl whined.

Notes:

EDIT: Thanks so much to Jakeylope for providing art of Luz in this chapter! I love it!

I think this is the third time I have used the “someone walks in on Eda while she’s reading a dirty magazine on the couch and she stuffs it under the cushions” gag in one of my fics. It’s one of my favorites.

So yeah, Amity wouldn’t fall for Adagast’s tricks, because she doesn’t crave being different or special, and can see through a scam. Meanwhile, she connects with Luz, King, and Eda in this chapter instead of going on a wacky adventure, and is already planning an excursion to the Human Realm sometime soon.

I like to think Eda’s a little softer in this AU due to already being a mom. She’s got those maternal instincts already, rather than building them up from scratch like in canon.

I think that’s all I have to say for now. If you have any questions I can answer without giving spoilers, or need some extra context I may have not filled in due to being too close to the fic and lacking a beta reader, let me know and I’ll do my best to answer. I love comments, they taste delicious and feed my already overgrown ego.

Chapter 4: One Man’s Trash Is Another Witch’s Treasure

Notes:

Decided to post this late at night instead of early in the morning. Waking up to comments is always a good way to start my day. Today, we go back to the Human Realm for a quick trip.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“This had better be worth this humiliation, kids, or I’m going to hand out so many groundings.” Eda grumbled as she was led, blindfolded and by the hand by Amity and Luz through the Human Realm.

Well, she was led by Amity. Luz was too busy curiously looking around to focus properly, amazed by the sights and sounds and smells of the human world to focus. Amity had thought the girl would have been here before, but apparently Eda did feel some kind of responsibility as a parent and had put her foot down on letting Luz use her door in the past.

“I don’t want you wandering around, bug eyed and oblivious, into the streets and getting hit by a car! I’ve hit people with a car before, they don’t tend to get back up.” Eda had said. However, she had relented this time, since Luz was getting older, and more mature, and she’d have Amity as a guide. Amity was doing her best, and to her credit, Luz wasn’t dead yet, so she thought she was doing a good job, even if it looked like Luz was seconds away from unintentionally ditching them to lick a light pole, or something.

Thankfully, they had made it to where Amity had wanted to guide Eda. The Treasure Trove, she had called it, hyping the place up to the witch. “Okay, you can take the blindfold off!”

Amity watched in amusement as the witch did so, and her jaw dropped. “Kid… we’ve just hit the jackpot.”

Before Eda were mountains upon mountains of trash. Electronics of all shapes and sizes, toys, clothes, anything Eda could possibly think of to sell. All of it straight from the Gravesfield Dump and Scrapyard, the one place Amity could think of that Eda could take from freely without drawing suspicion.

Eda took off to the nearest pile, and Luz grinned beside Amity, “You did great! I’ve never seen Mom this happy about trash before.”

Amity grimaced as she watched Eda dig through a pile, “I may have done too good of a job. She might try to Scrooge McDuck her way into those piles of trash, and swim through it to get to the really good stuff.”

Luz just looked a bit confounded at that statement, but didn’t disagree that Eda needed to be reigned in before she hurt herself by jumping into the piles.

They joined the Owl Lady at her sides, the woman already pulling out a sack from her voluptuous hair to stuff full of goodies. “You humans really throw away a lot of stuff. This is a goldmine! Better than a goldmine, I don’t have to, you know, mine to get the gold. It’s just here for the taking!”

She stuffed a radio with an incredibly bent antenna into the bag, “I didn’t have my doubts about you before, kid, but this more than proves your worth. You need anything you just ask.”

Amity laughed and folded her arms, ready to test that theory, “Oh yeah, like what?”

Eda paused, thinking, then turned to the girls, “How about Luz’s hand in marriage? Is that good enough? You’ve just made the family rich, might as well join it!”

Amity blushed crimson, while Luz burst into giggles, “Mom! Don’t say stuff like that.”

“How about we just stick to the original deal, and you just teach me magic?” Amity grumbled, pulling the hood of the borrowed cat hoodie on over her face.

Not wanting to wear the same outfit every single day this week, and still in need of new clothes, Luz had lent Amity a few of her things. A lot of her outfits she kept at Eda’s place were human in origin anyway, stolen from piles of clothing Eda had salvaged over the years, so Amity at least knew what was fashionable. And the hood had another benefit, keeping Amity’s face hidden while she moved through this realm, where her parents had a good chance of finding her if she went out in the open.

Luz meanwhile, was wearing a dark blue Hawaiian shirt that had Pokémon on it instead of flowers. She’d been excited to show off her ‘human approved demon shirt’ to the world, wearing it proudly. Now if only she had ditched the mustard yellow cargo shorts she’d also brought along…

Eda shrugged at the kids, hiding her own grin over her teasing, “Suit yourself. I personally never thought it was all that bad being a Clawthorne myself. Or, in Luz’s case, Noceda-Clawthorne.”

“We are a fun bunch,” Luz agreed enthusiastically.

If Amity wanted to stick around to be teased, she’d have stayed at home with the twins. “I’ve got some errands to run today while we’re here. So, you take your fill, and I’ll meet you guys later, okay?”

“Have fun, kiddo!” Eda bid, not glancing back as she lifted up a torn banner, appraising it’s value.

Before Amity could leave however, Luz grabbed her by the wrist, “Wait! Can I come with you?”

The young witch gave Amity her best set of puppy dog eyes, which she learned from the best. No one could say no to King when he gave his own, and Luz had learned at his feet. Amity had no real intention of turning the girl down anyway, but seeing that look made her lose any ability to say no at all. “Fine, as long as it’s fine with Eda.”

Luz turned her gaze to her mother, intent on wearing her down with the same eyes, but Eda was already waving them off, “Go ahead, I trust Blondie to keep you safe. Or at least in one piece. Listen to her, she’s from this realm, and if I hear you stepped a toe out of line, I’ll be as mad as I will be proud, little troublemaker.”

The older witch gave Luz a fond hair ruffle, and with that the two girls left, heading back into town to get Amity’s shopping done.

Gravesfield didn’t really have a proper mall. They had a shopping center that a lot of locals called a mall, but Amity had been to malls before, and a handful of stores in the same parking lot didn’t meet those standards. It would have to do, however, unless Amity wanted to take a bus out of town. Keeping the hood up, and thankful the cat hoodie didn’t have something real embarrassing, like a tail, attached, she guided Luz down the roads and started the long walk to the shopping center.

It was a long forty minutes. Luz kept getting distracted, usually by various flora and fauna. Interesting plants that she said her friend Willow, who she’d talked plenty about before, would love, or all the bugs she was sure Hooty would love to eat. Amity kept having to grab Luz by the wrist to drag her along, fighting the urge to blush at the contact, Eda’s offer still fresh in her mind.

Her, and Luz? Please. Not that there was anything wrong with the other girl(except that she’d tried to eat gum off a bench they’d passed by), but she was Amity’s friend. Her first real friend her own age. The last thing Amity wanted was to get dumb feelings and mess that all up.

By the time the two girls made it, it could hardly be called morning anymore. Stomach rumbling, Amity mentally added a lunch bill to her list, and rationed her funds towards making sure they had full stomachs by the time they had to make their way back to Eda.

“Wow!” Luz looked around, gazing at all the buildings around her. She was used to tents and stalls in the local markets, not large brick and mortar shops that specialized in all sorts of items. Department stores, grocery outlets, a large Mal-Mart, “No wonder you guys have so much garbage, you have all these places that sell it!”

Amity snorted, not expecting that to be Luz’s observation. Holding out her hand for Luz to take, she gestured with her head, “Come on, you dork. I’ll show you around.”

Luz glanced down at Amity’s hand, and took it, lacing their fingers together. Amity realized just what it must look like to anyone watching them from the outside, but Amity had only done it to make sure Luz didn’t get lost. If she did, Amity would never find her. Still, she was once again glad she’d be wearing a hood to hide her red face.

The first stop was to find some clothes. Four hundred dollars for a normal person was a lot of money for clothing, but for Amity that wouldn’t have paid for a pair of jeans at one of the stores her mother liked to shop at. Knowing she was on a budget, she stopped by the Mal-mart first, hoping the prices would be low enough to fill her proverbial closet(as she did not have a literal one at the Owl House) for the next few months, if not years.

The human and the witch entered the store, Luz basking in the glory that was air conditioning during a warm summer day. If the parking lot had been a lot for Luz to take in, the inside of the store was sensory overload. The bright colors, in all shapes and sizes, the people wandering through the aisles, the music playing over the speakers, it all fried Luz’s brain. The witch immediately tried to run off to a rack of discounted coats, only being held back by Amity.

“Luz, please, it’s way too hot for a coat anyway.” Amity insisted, tugging Luz over to the women's section. “Now, if you’re good, we’ll stop by the toy aisle to browse a bit, and maybe I’ll even let you buy a candy bar when we’re in line to pay.”

Luz’s pointed ears perked, making Amity pale as she hadn’t considered those might make her stick out. “They have toys and candy here? I thought we were going to buy clothes?”

“Luz, this is a Mal-mart, they sell everything here. It’s cheap, manufactured garbage that doesn’t last long, but it is everything.” Amity took a quick look through the discounted items, and found a cheap beanie, taking it and pulling it over Luz’s head. “There. I don’t want anyone seeing your ears. Too many questions.”

Luz didn’t look happy with having them covered, and pulled the hat right back off, her hair now a mess. “I can fix that.”

With a swirl of her finger, which Amity immediately tried to cover with her body before anyone could see the circle of light that came with it, Luz’s pointed ears disappeared in a puff of smoke, replaced instead with round ones just like Amity’s. Amity couldn’t help herself, reaching out and touching Luz’s ears, making the witch giggle. They were still pointed, Amity could feel it, but her eyes still could only see them as round.

“It’s an illusion,” Luz explained, smacking Amity’s hand away playfully.

Amity’s brow scrunched up, “I thought your friend Augustus was in the Illusion’s classes, and you were in Potions?”

The brown haired girl nodded, “I’ve picked up a few tricks,” She said slyly, shooting Amity some finger guns.

The two made their way into the clothes, with Amity grabbing plenty of undergarments. It was one thing she didn’t want to scrounge around for in trash piles, or borrow from Luz, after all. It was embarrassing to look through bras and panties while Luz was right there, though. After she was satisfied with those, they found some shoes, buying extra so Amity wouldn’t be without. The human girl silently hoped that she wasn’t about to hit a growth spurt soon though, because she wanted them to last a while.

Sneakers and some casual boots in hand, Amity browsed through the everyday outfits the store had on display, throwing a few cute t-shirts and pants from the clearance bins into her basket. However, even with those prices in mind, the cost was beginning to add up, and Amity was ready to call it a day at the Mal-mart. She had a cheaper place to be in the same parking lot, after all.

Amity still made good on her promise to Luz, taking her by the toy section. The witch ooh’d and aah’d at the colorful selection of plastics, pointing to a particular display “What are these?”

Amity took a look, then frowned, “I am not even sure where to begin on how to explain the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to a witch from another world.”

They went through the aisles, Luz having a particular fondness for the action figures. The idea of Legos blew her mind, with the witch making a verbal mental note to pitch the idea back home as a get-rich-quick scheme, until finally-

“Oh. My. Titan. Is that what I think it is?” Luz raced away from Amity’s side over to a colorful display that heralded what just might be the greatest thing either girl had ever witnessed.

“Special Edition Azura and Hecate figures, with movie accurate battle damage from their fight against the Beast of the Bog?” Amity gasped, looking at the set of action figures.

“I have never needed anything more than I have needed this,” Luz was practically salivating over the toys, picking up one of the boxes. “How much do these cost?”

Amity took a look at the price, and winced. Fifty for each, with Azura and Hecate sold separately. Pennies for her previous life, but far too costly for what she had to spend now. “I’m sorry, Luz. I just don’t have the funds.”

Luz frowned, but nodded in understanding, surprising Amity by not whining as she placed the box back. “Getting you the stuff you need to live is more important than toys.”

Her serious expression broke, “But you’ll still buy me a candy, right?”

Amity couldn’t help but smile at that, and made sure to buy Luz two.


With Mal-mart being too expensive to fill a closet entirely on her budget, Amity’s next stop was a thrift store in the same parking lot. It was one of the only stores in the area Amity had never been inside, forbidden by her parents to even think about it. That hadn’t stopped her mother from using the same location to attain free publicity by donating her old clothes to it, though. She just never mentioned that it was because those were last season's clothes, and as such she would never wear them again.

Amity quickly explained to Luz what a Thrift store was, and after getting a look around the place the witch exclaimed, “It’s a good thing these things don’t exist in the Demon realm.”

“What’s that?”

“Mom would try to burn it down.” Luz explained, winking at Amity, “Too much competition for her stand to stay in business.”

They quickly finished up their shopping, Luz joining Amity in trying various items on, before putting them back, and keeping herself entertained until Amity was satisfied with her selection.

Ladened down with bags and empty tummies, the two girls decided the next place to stop was for some lunch. Eager to get her fill of human food before she had to go back to what passed as edible in the Demon realm, Amity treated Luz to pizza at a make-your-own style place near to the shopping center. Luz had to stay away from the dairy, but they did have some vegan cheese, and the witch tried a pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. From the way the cooks eyes bulged at Luz’s requests, it was clear they’d never dealt with a customer quite like her before.

The two girls sat across from each other, eating their richly deserved treat, Luz basking in the flavors this new world opened for her. “I hope this doesn’t make me sick like our food did to you!”

Amity smirked, “I’m sure you’ll be fine. You can stomach pineapple on pizza, I’m sure you can stomach anything.”

Watching Luz laugh filled Amity with a warmth she hadn’t felt in a long time. It was nice to be able to spend the day with a friend she actually cared about and liked for once, something she hadn’t had for as long as she could remember. She’d been dragged around this same shopping center with Clara and a few other girls her mother approved of several times, but had always considered it a chore, something she put up with. She genuinely had fun today.

Also, watching Luz’s reaction to carbonated soda was worth the price of admission, the girl being so surprised by the bubbles and laughing so hard it came out of her nose.

With one final stop at a store for gardening supplies and seeds for a variety of plants Amity intended to try and grow back at the Owl House to eat, they finally made their way back towards the town dump, only this time carrying a tower of packages and bags. At least Amity didn’t have to keep as close of an eye on Luz, who didn’t feel the urge to wander as they went, wanting to get back to her mother so that she wouldn’t have to carry anything anymore.


The shrill cry of “You guys are back!” Met their ears as they stepped through the door, slipping across the barrier between dimensions and back into Eda’s living room, all of them carrying their weight in items new and old.

The voice was King, who raced towards them with tears in his eyes. The diminutive demon clung to Eda’s leg tightly. “You were gone so long, I thought you were all dead!”

Eda groaned, “Dramatic, much? I knew you’d miss us, but I didn’t think you’d be that bad being alone for a few hours.”

“I- I didn’t miss you at all!” King insisted, wiping his eyes, “I just didn’t want to send my minions over to avenge you! That’s all.”

“And he’s not really alone,” Another voice added, one Amity didn’t recognize.

“Willow?” Luz asked, trying to reposition her mountain of baggage so she could actually see the other girl. “What are you doing here?”

“I’m here as well,” another voice added, a boy this time.

“Ah, Dweebus. Perfect timing. Wanna be a gentleman and take this from a frail old woman?” Eda asked, not waiting for a reply and shoving a good chunk of her haul into the tiny boy's arms. He quickly buckled under the weight, collapsing under a small mountain of garbage.

Luz set her things down, and helped Amity with her own, “What are you guys doing here? I wasn’t expecting a visit from my besties today!”

Gus dislodged himself from the pile, and lay on the floor catching his breath, “King got a hold of your crystal ball, and called us over. He was really worried about you.”

“I was not!” The diminutive demon insisted, clenching his fists and stomping his little foot.

Amity glanced at the two strangers, unsure how to introduce herself. These were Luz’s friends, who she’d talked about off and on all week, and Amity wanted to make a good first impression. Fortunately, Luz noticed her standing awkwardly to the side and sought to rectify that, “Oh, everyone! Meet my new roommate, Amity!”

Snatching Amity’s hand, Luz dragged the human over to her friends, and Amity gave a small, if strained, wave, “Uh, hello! I’m Amity. The Human. I live here now.”

The two new witches stared at her for a moment, before Willow cracked a kind smile, “It’s very nice to meet you, Amity the Human, I’m Willow Park. Luz told us all about you at school, but wanted to let you settle in before we all met.”

The girl held out her hand for Amity to shake, but as Amity made to grab it Augustus stepped in, practically barreling into Amity with a grin wider than any she’d ever seen. He took the hand that was offered to Willow and pumped it enthusiastically.

“Augustus Porter! Can I just say, it is an absolute honor to meet you!”

Amity pried her hand away, forcing a smile on her face. “The pleasure is all mine!”

“Do you mind if I ask you a few questions about the Human Realm?” Augustus asked, not waiting for Amity to answer before poofing up a notebook out of thin air. The boy flipped through it rapidly, making Amity’s smile become even more strained as she saw how absolutely full of questions it was.

Ah, that was why Luz had wanted Amity to be settled in. She hadn’t been kidding when she’d said Augustus was a human fanatic. “Look, Gus, maybe I can answer a few of them later-“

He paused, stopping his frantic flipping, “Gus?”

At first Amity believed from his reaction that she’d offended him, only for his grin to appear once more, “My own human nickname? Everyone, from now on I shall answer to Gus!”

That at least to take his attention off of his notebook, much to Amity’s relief, and Luz patted him supportively on his shoulder. “If you remember, Amity, I told you that, uh, ‘Gus’ here is in the Illusion track at school. And Willow is in plants.”

Amity didn’t need Luz’s knowing look to know she’d thrown her an easy conversation starter, but it didn’t make Amity any less grateful. “Oh, yes! She did mention that! That sounds really interesting. Luz used an illusion to hide her ears while we were away.”

Gus beamed with pride at his friend, who showed off her round-ear illusion. Turning to Willow, Amity added, “And we bought a whole bunch of seeds to grow some plants. I, uh, have some issues eating some of the food here.”

Willow smiled politely, “I’ve never seen a plant from the Human Realm before. Do you need any help planting them?”

Amity nodded, mentally breathing a sigh of relief, “Yes, please. I have no idea how things like soil might be different here. Or if these will even grow. How does plant magic even work, exactly?”

Willow held out her hand, and Amity handed her a packet of seeds. Tearing it open, Willow retrieved a single seed, and glanced at it thoughtfully. Setting aside the pack and focusing on the one seed, she spun her finger and cast her spell, seeing if the plant would sprout.

At first nothing seemed to happen, causing both girls to frown, but then the seed burst open, a small sapling blossoming forth in Willow’s hand. “Ah, it does work! That’s great!”

Amity gazed in disbelief, grabbing Willow’s hand and bringing it close to her face to inspect the plant. “That’s amazing! You’re so talented!”

Eda rolled her eyes from the couch, “That’s baby stuff.”

Luz laughed, “Don’t be jealous, Mom. We are babies. But we’ll be stronger than you one day!”

“Just you try,” Eda said slyly, King blowing a raspberry their way to add insult to injury.

Willow just giggled in response, “Come on, let's get this outside and planted in the dirt.”

The small group of children headed outside, going over to the tower in the back where Eda had a few spare pots laying around. Filling one up with soil, Willow put the sprouting seed inside and covered it up gently.

“How long does it take for you to make a plant like this to bear fruit?” Amity asked curiously.

Willow blinked, then chuckled playfully, “Oh, not long at all.” With another spell, the plant burst forth in full bloom, fresh, ripe tomatoes on it’s stems.

Amity could only stare, before grabbing another pack of seeds and getting ready to put them into the dirt, “Mama’s gonna eat good tonight!”

Not wanting to be ignored, Gus joined the girls by the pots, helping fill them with soil. The boy seemed about ready to burst with questions, but after earning a warning glare from Luz he did his best to swallow them for now, instead asking “So, Amity, how are you settling in? I bet the Boiling Isles are really different from anything you’ve ever seen before, right?”

There was a look in his eyes begging that Amity missed, that begged the girl to please go into details about how the Human Realm was different so he could get some information to sate his curiosity. Instead, Amity just heaved a sigh, “It’s very different. Sometimes, I feel a bit like Alice, stumbling blindly through Wonderland, wondering how much deeper this rabbit hole goes.”

That was an apt comparison. Amity had always loved Alice in Wonderland. Her tutors back on Earth had of course had her read many of a broad selection of classic literature, but Alice was one that always stuck with her, for being so… unique. And unique was definitely one of the kinder words that Amity would very much use to describe the Demon Realm so far.

Her comparison however fell on ignorant ears, as all the witches looked at her like she’d grown a second, or even a third head. Gus whipped out his notebook and a pen, leaning in closely, “What did any of that mean?”


“So, what did you think of my friends?” Luz asked.

It was later that night, and they were sitting around the dinner table. Gus and Willow had left, staying only a little longer after Willow had got most of Amity’s new garden blooming. Using what Willow had grown, Amity had been able to make herself a vegetable soup for dinner that night, which was proving to be delicious. Magic really was the way to garden.

“They were nice. Gus was a bit… much, but I know he was just excited. Willow was really sweet, though.”

Luz sat up straight in her seat, a glowing smile on her face, “I’m so glad you got along with them. It’s important that both my old friends and my new one get along, after all.”

Amity felt her cheeks heat up at that remark, though she didn’t quite understand why. “I’m glad we all got along too. If I- When I learn some magic, I’m hoping to go to Hexside with you guys, so it’ll be nice to go to school with actual friends.”

“Ugh, you’re still on that?” Eda gagged, stuffing her own spoonful of soup into her mouth. Demon Realm soup, as they thought it would be best not to tempt fate. Luz didn’t seem to suffer any adverse effects from the pizza she had for lunch yet, but they still wanted to take it one vegetable at a time in case anything was poisonous to witches.

Amity smirked at the witch, “Of course. Magic school sounds so fascinating. And it could teach me a lot, unlike someone I know.”

Eda grumbled, “You’ll regret that. I’m going to learn you so hard you’ll regret ever doubting my ability to teach!”

King snorted condescendingly, “Psh, as if! You’re a terrible teacher, Eda!”

Luz chuckled at their antics, while Eda sized up the stack of items they brought from the Human Realm that was taking up space in her kitchen. “So, that’s everything you managed to get with your human snails?”

“Dollars,” Amity corrected, but nodded.

“Whatever.”

Luz perked up, “Oh, wait, that reminds me!”

Then the witch shoved her arm elbow deep into her own hair, making Amity’s eyes bulge. She’d seen Eda do the same thing plenty of times, but had never seen Luz do the same act. She always assumed Eda kept whatever she needed in her actual hair, held there in place by magic, not that it was some kind of pocket dimension. As Amity gaped in wonder, Luz pulled her arm out, hands clenched around a box that she handed over to Amity.

Amity held it in her hands, before leaping from her chair and wrapping her arms around Luz’s neck, “Thank you so much! How did you even get this?”

“Oh, it was easy. I just waited until your back was turned and stuffed it in my head.” Luz laughed, hugging Amity back. “Wait, let me finish the set.”

With another hand in her hair, Luz pulled a second box, and placed it beside the other. The Azura and Hecate action figures stood beside each other, in all of their plastic glory, making Amity squee as she examined them. Half of her wanted to tear the packages open, and the other half wanted to keep them in there forever to preserve their collectors value.

Eda picked the Azura figure up, not looking impressed, “Big whoop, it’s a toy. Now where’s the really good stuff?”

Luz chuckled nervously, “Well, I did grab a few other things while we were there…”

The girl began to empty her hair, pulling one item after the other out. There was so much stuff filling the kitchen table that they had to start setting it on the floor. Tired of how slow it was going, Eda even grabbed Luz by the ankles at one point and shook her upside down so things just spilled right out of the witches head and onto a growing pile on the floor.

Amity recognized everything as items she had to pass up due to their price. Shoe boxes, perfume bottles, clothes, and to her embarrassment even some undergarments. Even one of the jackets and the beanie Luz had been looking at when they first entered the Mal-mart were there.

When it was all out, Eda took one long look at the haul, and gave a sharp whistle. “Damn. You make me proud, daughter-o-mine. We’re making a crook out of you yet!” She enveloped Luz in a tight parental hug, that turned into a headlock and a noogie, causing the girl to squeal and flail as she tried to get out of the hold.

King was swimming through the pile as Amity inspected it, trying to sort everything and have some kind of order. When he did a backslide by the human, her nose was overpowered and she realized the little demon had sampled every last bottle of perfume he could get his hands on, each scent fighting for dominance on his fur. “Luz, this is amazing. Really. But I do have one question.”

Luz managed to pry her way out of her mother’s arms, and settled in beside Amity, “Yeah?”

“If you could fit all of this in your hair, why did you have us carry our bags all the way back?”

Luz opened her mouth to try and explain, only to come up empty as she realized Amity was right. Eda just cackled at her daughter's expense behind her.


Even later in the night, Amity and Luz were back in their room, Amity’s new belongings taking up a decent chunk of the floor space until they could find a place to put it all. Opened out of their box, and displayed with pride on Luz’s desk were the Azura and Hecate figures.

Luz laid down in her bed, clad in her pajamas, and let out a sigh. “I’ll miss you this next week. I hope you can learn some magic soon, that way when I’m gone, I’ll still be able to see you at school when I’m staying at Mama’s house.”

Tomorrow Luz would be heading back to her other parent’s house for a week. Amity would miss her while she was away, but understood that Eda only had half custody of Luz, and alternated weeks with-

“Wait, did you say Mama?” Amity asked, sitting up so she could see Luz from her spot on the floor.

“Yeah. I have Eda, who’s my Mom, and Camila, who’s my Mama.” Luz cleared up, rolling onto her side so she could see Amity.

“How many Mom’s do you have?”

“Just the two,” Luz laughed at the strange question.

“No dad?”

The witch shook her head, amusement twinkling in her golden eyes. ”Nope, just the moms. Willow’s the one with the Dads.”

Amity laid back down, wondering how that even worked. Was Luz adopted? “Huh.”

“You’ll get to see Mama tomorrow, so that will be cool.” Luz assured her, letting out a yawn.

“I’ll be what now?” Amity asked, wondering when she was supposed to have learned this information.

“Oh, I guess it slipped my mind!” Luz let out a tired chuckle. “Mom is dropping me off tomorrow. Mama is going to be volunteering at something called the Covention tomorrow. She’ll be at a Beast Healing Coven booth. Me, Gus, and Willow are all going to go, I thought it’d be a great way to teach you about how magic works on the Isles.”

Luz craned her neck to get a look at her human friend, “Sorry, with everything that went down today, I totally forgot to actually invite you. I hope you wanted to go? You don’t have to if you don’t want to…”

Amity blinked at this new information, then laid back down. She had to be rested if she was going to have a busy day of learning ahead of her. “I’d love to Luz, thank you.”

Notes:

There are a ton of specialty covens, each splintered off from the main nine. We see that in the Covention episode. I like to headcanon how these different covens work. Like, I see the baking Coven we see in the show as a branch of the Potions coven.

This is to explain the Beast Healer coven. It’s a vet that’s a branch of the healing coven. Camila is a veterinarian. How is that different from Viney? That depends on the episode. In Viney’s first episode, Puddles is clearly being trained as her Healing assistant to help her heal Witches. She’s more wanting to train to be a doctor who uses animals in physical therapy, rather than a vet, if you want a real world comparison. Then in her second appearance, she wants to be a vet. If/When Viney appears in this fic, I’ll probably stick with the first one.

I’ll go more into this in the next chapter, since it’ll be the focus.

Also, I wanted to say that TOH inspired me to take Spanish, and I have over one hundred days logged into Duolingo. Mal-mart is a joke I couldn’t pass up, because mal in spanish means ‘ill, unwell’ and fits so much with what Wal-marts are in the real world, and all I had to do was set it from Wumbo to Mini to make that joke!

Hope to read some feedback from you in the comments! Thanks for reading so far!

Chapter 5: An Unconventional Covention

Notes:

A few of you were surprised to hear the Covention would be happening so soon, since Amity hasn’t had a chance to go to see Hexside, or even learn her first spell. As this is an AU, that means that events will sometimes be changed, with the exception of “Fixed” events.

Basically, there are events out of our character's control. The Covention, Grom, the Field Trip to the Castle. Those would happen in the world, even if these characters decided not to attend them. Then there are the other events. Stuff like Eda’s transformation in ‘The Intruder,’ and Luz being snuck into Hexside that are entirely because of the characters. Those events won’t really happen in the same order, if they happen at all, because two important characters have switched spaces.

Warning: A lot of headcanons about how the coven system functions.They may end up being really wrong, or dumb. Reader discretion is advised.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The next day found the occupants of the Owl House, plus Gus and Willow, exploring the Covention Center, the kids and King oohing and aahing at all the sights there were to see. King raced from stall to stall, claiming free “offerings'' from each, an accumulation of junk he’d forget about in a week’s time that would end up in the belly of some trash slug. Or worse, Hooty. The rest of the kids were more impressed by the multitude of magical masters who demoed their art for all to see, all vying for attention to their coven in the hopes of increasing their ranks, and as such, the Coven’s status.

Eda trailed behind the group, hood over her head to hide her face and recognizable hair, and tearing down any and all of her wanted posters as they went. As much fun as being chased could be, she didn’t want to spoil Luz’s fun. Luz loved the showcases the Covention put on, and it only came once a year. Eda may hate all this authoritarian propaganda, but she wasn’t going to ruin her daughter’s fun if she could help it. As long as Luz knew the dangers of the coven system, Eda trusted her to make the (ir)responsible choice when she came of age.

Luz wasn’t the only one having fun. Amity was just as excited at all the various branches of magic on display, only having seen a handful of spells performed in the Owl House by Eda and Luz in her week there. Willow and Gus had shown her a few the day before, but even that paled in comparison to the magical onslaught she faced today.

In the human girl’s hands, she held a pen and a notebook, rapidly scribbling down any and all new information in the hopes this would help her make some kind of breakthrough in her own studies. She frowned as she stared at the pages, “I should have brought a bigger notebook.”

Luz gave her a pat on the back, “You’ll be fine, Ams! Just write really small, and it’ll all fit!”

Amity frowned, turning her notebook around so that Luz could see the fruits of her labors, filled out in neat, microscopic writing. “I am writing small! And I’ve already filled ten pages, front and back!”

Willow blinked, taking off her glasses and wiping them clean, as if to make sure what she’d seen was real. “Gus, you may need to watch your back. You have some competition.”

Gus scoffed playfully, elbowing his plant-track friend, “Oh, please. I can fill a notebook on human stuff in like a day. That’s way more than ten pages of boring old witch stuff.”

“Ten pages since she walked in the door five minutes ago, Gus,” Willow pointed out, making the young boy pale.

“Oh.”

Amity flushed, holding the notebook close. Sure, obsessive note taking had been a habit she’d drilled into herself due to her mother’s influence. It kept her grades up. However, this time it was different. She wasn’t doing this for her mother, she was doing this for herself, and found herself enjoying being able to bask in the new subjects around her at her own, breakneck pace. “I’m not obsessed or anything! I’m just really curious! I’d like to be able to do my own spells one day, and I have to know everything if I’m ever going to get them to work!”

Luz put a hand on her shoulder in support, “I totally get it, I love this kind of stuff too, and hope to be half as talented as these guys are some day.”

At the same time, Gus spoke up, “Wait, do you guys think I’m obsessed?”

His friends didn’t have time to reassure Gus that they all found him loveable despite his obsessions, because that's when Amity decided to take off, racing on her short legs. She’d seen a familiar face standing on stage a bit farther into the building. The others chased after her, not wanting to get separated, skidding to a halt as Amity stumbled upon a showcase for the Construction Coven.

Tinella Nosa, as small and big nosed as ever despite the name, stood beside a burly man who had just built a house by doing nothing but tossing some stone and wood into the air. The tiny demon woman acted like she hadn’t only just broken out of prison a week prior, casually assisting the man in charge of the display. Spotting Amity, Tinella gave her a friendly wave, which the human returned, just as the burly witch placed a paper glyph of some kind onto Nosa’s face.

A change went through the demon the instant it happened, her pupils shrinking. She struck a pose straight out of an anime, energy flaring off her and she gave a cry of “I am the destwoyer of wowlds!” As she tore the place apart, even throwing a few people around like rag dolls.

Amity, eyes wide, scribbled what she could down quickly. Magic that someone could draw? Glyphs? That was fascinating. It didn’t seem to need any spell circles, so maybe she should look into that as some kind of alternative?

Her friends watched as she wrote and mumbles ideas to herself, but Eda, who’d caught up, put a stop to that. “Don’t get your hopes up too much, kiddo. A circle wasn’t used, but her own internal magic was. The glyph there just draws magic from the bile sac, granting the user strength that doesn’t constantly need to be reapplied with a spell circle. It’ll just last until the user either takes the patch off, or passes out from lack of magic. I’d say the odds are about half and half.”

As if to prove Eda’s point, Nosa, in the middle of tossing around some heavy objects and fighting off the Covention guards with an ease her small body shouldn’t be able to do, suddenly fell to the floor in the fetal position, gentle snores emanating from her mouth, easy prey to be restrained.

One of the Construction Coven members, seeing Amity’s worried face, tried to wave her worries away, “don’t worry, she’ll be fine. People just tend to go a little mad with power the first time they use one of those glyphs.”

That wasn’t exactly what Amity had been worried about, more that her friend might end up back in the Conformatorium, though the idea that people went mad from power over a piece of paper wasn’t all that comforting either, especially since they seemed to just be handing them out to other Covention goers as a free sample.

Eda did her best to herd the children away, especially from the guards, careful to keep her face hidden by the hood. As if worrying about having to see her ex wasn’t bad enough, she had to deal with guards, while being in one of the places she liked the least. It was no wonder she was grey at fourth-five, it’s from all this stress.

Amity was still full of questions though, stopping every few feet to ask them, with someone in the group always being able to answer. Until she asked one they hadn’t been prepared for. “So, what are these covens even about, anyway?”

The others stared at her for a second, wondering how to answer that, before Eda butted in, “Well, covens work like this… there are nine main covens, with countless smaller covens that split off from those main nine. Like branches. You sign up for a coven when you come of age, or even younger if you really buy into it, and you’re stuck with whatever magic you chose.”

Amity scribbled that down in her notebook, “So, it’s what? Like some kind of magic license? I suppose that makes sense. After all, if you are a practitioner of one or more branches of magic, you’d probably want that on some kind of legal record, for accountability.” And it did make sense. Amity was big on order. She preferred to have a notebook for every subject, and with nine main branches of magic, she’d need to go shopping so she could categorize them properly when she got back home.

Willow shook her head, “No, no, you only get to choose one coven.”

Amity cocked an eyebrow, “At a time? That seems to be really inefficient-“

“Not one at a time, one for life,” Eda cut in, smirking slightly as she saw the realization sink in for the human girl.

Amity gazed around the Covention floor, looking at all the hundreds of coven branches there were. “Just one? For life?”

Amity frowned, wondering if she’d have to choose when she came of age, whenever that was for witch society, and how that would affect her future. She’d never liked the idea of being stuck with one thing… she needed more information, she couldn’t worry about it yet.

Before she could bombard Eda with more questions, King returned from one of the neighboring stalls, arms full of free gifts, “I have subjugated yet another group of followers to my cause! All shall love me and despair!”

A gentle laugh met the group's ears, unfamiliar to Amity. The group turned to see a woman sitting behind a rather bare stand. Her brown hair pulled into a bun, skin dark, with friendly eyes behind glasses. She spoke, “You shouldn’t encourage such behavior in him, Eda.”

Luz’s eyes lit up like a Christmas tree as she barreled forth, almost tripping over her own feet, “Mama!”

“Luz, it’s only been a week. You always act like it’s been a lifetime.” The woman laughed, though she embraced her daughter just as tightly. After a moment she pulled away, inspecting her daughter “I missed you, too. How was your week with your mom, Mija? Estabas bien comportada?

The rest of the group made their way to the table, a simple banner labeling it as the “Beast Healer Coven.” Amity’s ears had perked up, her recognizing the Spanish spoken, curious to it’s casual use on the Boiling Isles. When she thought about it, it was strange that everyone seemed to speak English, so maybe it wasn’t so strange that some people here also spoke Spanish. Perhaps some of the Human world had bled into the Demon Realm, the same way all of Earth’s fantasy had come from the Boiling Isles? It was another thing added to her notebook for later.

Amity unfortunately didn’t have much experience with Spanish, though. What little she did know she had picked up from Clara, who had taken a class. Amity had helped her cram for a few tests, and her knowledge of words and phrases started and ended with whatever Clara was complaining about. Amity had been forced to take French, the “more sophisticated” language, and had her own fair share of troubles with it.

Now the only thought on her mind was if she’d meet some French speaking demons. It coming from the Demon Realm would certainly explain all the silent letters used in French words. Amity managed to regain focus on what was being discussed in front of her just in time for Luz to reply to her mama, “My week was great! I made a new friend, and we hung out the whole time. I even got to read the missing Azura book from my collection!”

Her Mama beamed, happy to hear her daughter had made more friends. “That’s great, mija. I’m very happy for you. Es ella de ahi?

Luz left her Mama’s side, rejoining Amity and taking the human by the hand, dragging her closer. Amity found herself parked right dead center in front of the coven stand, feeling a little flustered and nervous, and trying to straighten out the wrinkles from her outfit. “Yup! This is her! Amity, meet my Mami!”

Amity held a stiff hand out for the woman to shake, which she did so. Her hands were larger than Amity’s own, but soft and warm, with a strength behind them Amity hadn’t expected. “Hello, Mrs. Noceda-Clawthorne, I’m Amity. It’s very nice to meet you.”

The woman looked amused, but at least didn’t laugh in Amity’s face, “The pleasure is all mine. You can just call me Camila. Camila Noceda. Luz may have hyphenated her mother’s name, but Eda and I never married. And if we did, It’d be a little odd to keep her name now that we’re apart.”

“What can I say?” Eda butted in, leaning against the table with an air of exaggerated indifference, “Marriage is a sham of an institution.”

Camila rolled her eyes, a mild flash of annoyance at Eda’s interruption, but she kept it playful. “Ever the romantic, I see.” Her comments caused a fit of giggles from the children her daughter had befriended, and Eda to grin.

The brown skinned witch turned her attention back to Amity, “So, tell me a little about yourself. How did you meet Luz?”

Amity smiled, “Well, I won’t bore you with details-“ what she meant was she wasn’t going to mention the jailbreak,” - but I met her through Eda. I managed to talk her into taking me on as an apprentice, and Luz just happened to be over at the start of the week.”

Camila’s eyes widened and she leaned over her table, interest peaked, “An apprentice? To Eda? You managed to actually get her to commit to something?”

Amity smirked, glancing over at her new mentor who was doing her best to avoid her gaze, “Something like that. We haven’t actually started any lessons yet. She’s mostly just had me doing her chores, but I’m wearing her down.”

“Well! I think you’ve chatted enough with my Apprentice, Cam,” Eda laughed nervously, placing a hand on either of Amity’s shoulders and steering the girl away. “Why don’t you catch up with Dweeb one and Dweeb two for a bit?”

Camila nodded, turning her focus to Willow and Gus, but the playful twinkle in her eye told both witch and human this conversation was far from over. Eda grimaced as she pushed Amity a bit farther away, groaning to herself, “Did you have to go make me look bad in front of my ex? She already doesn’t think all that highly of me.”

Amity frowned, hoping she hadn’t really upset Eda, “I’m sorry, I didn’t think you cared.”

“I don’t!” Eda insisted, “I just don’t need any more reasons for her to take Luz away from me.”

“Would she do that?” Amity asked, not getting that impression from Camila.

Eda was quiet for a moment, then shook her head. “No. Maybe. I don’t know. Things were really rough between us after the break up. I usually don’t like to keep my exs in my life, but I made an exception for my baby-mama, since I wanted to be there for Luz. She’s a better mother than I’ll ever be, so I just don’t want her to think I’m slacking.”

Amity nodded, “I see… do you want to talk about it?”

Eda scoffed, “With you? No. I’m a grown-ass woman, I can handle my own issues. Besides, you made it seem like I make you pick up enough of my slack, apprentice.”

Amity smiled disingenuously, and held up her notebook, “Well, if you want to make it up to me, you can actually teach me some stuff, like you were a few minutes ago.”

The human gestured around to the rest of the Covention hall, “I still have plenty of questions. And what you said earlier raised plenty more.”

“Fine, fine,” Eda rolled her eyes, and snatched a free sample from the Bakery coven’s nearby table with a levitation spell. Taking a bite, mouth full and spewing crumbs as she spoke, Eda asked, “What do you want to know?”

“Tell me more about the one coven system. What if you change your mind? What if you picked the wrong coven?”

Eda took a moment to think, and swallow her cupcake. “Well, you’re more or less stuck with a coven forever. You have to have a pretty good case to make to switch covens, and it’s rare enough I can say I’ve never met anyone who’s succeeded. The only way out is to be kicked out, and that doesn’t happen often. No one wants to be kicked out of their coven.”

Amity scribbled that down, “And why’s that?”

“Because then you’d be labeled a Wild Witch, like I am.” Eda pointed to herself with her thumb, a prideful grin on her face. “I never joined a coven.”

“Makes sense,” Amity murmured, nose in her notes, “You don’t seem to respect authority much. You like to rebel, and it’s a system that forces someone to choose something for life. What’s so bad about being a Wild Witch that makes people join covens?”

“It’s illegal to be a Wild Witch, for one. I’m talking ‘join a coven, or prison for life’ kinda stuff. If you screw up enough to be kicked out, you’re now a covenless witch, and while you might be able to find another coven in the same branch of magic willing to take you in, that stigma and your screw ups could make that very difficult.”

“Which means jail time for most anyone who does get kicked out.” Amity surmised. “Why take the risk of not joining a coven, then?”

Eda stole another cupcake, munching on it before speaking again, “Of course, the reason I didn’t join was because I didn’t want to be stuck with all but one branch of my magic sealed away.”

Amity’s pencil snapped. The pointed tip had been pressed down so hard it had torn a hole into the paper, and broke the tip. Amity had brought spares, and a sharpener, she wasn’t an amateur, but this revelation had her looking up from her notebook to meet Eda’s eyes. The witch stared back, eyes serious for the first time since Amity had met her.

The human took a moment to breathe, “Can you explain that in a bit more detail?”

Eda placed a hand on top of Amity’s head, craning it to look back at Camila, who was still jovially talking to the other kids and King. “See that mark on her right forearm? That’s a coven seal. That brands her as a member of the Beast Healer coven, and she can only perform magic that fits that branch.”

Amity’s mouth opened, but didn’t make a sound. Checking her notes she’d made on the nine main covens, she quickly found her voice, “Wait, is that part of the Beast Keeping coven, or the Healing coven?”

“It’s technically a branch of the Healing coven.” Eda supplied, releasing the girl's head. “But don’t go thinking she can use all sorts of healing spells. She wasn’t deemed ‘good enough’ for the main branch of healers, who get access to everything. So she took on the Beast Healing branch. Her magic is locked away, so she can only use spells compatible with Beasts.”

“So, she’s a veterinarian?” Amity asked.

Eda gave a quizzical quirk of her brow, “A what?”

“A vet? She takes care of sick and hurt animals?” Amity explained carefully.

“Yes, she’s a Beast Healer. Stop using overly complicated words.” Eda rolled her eyes at the human.

“I suppose it makes some sort of sense to keep her from using other spells. I wouldn’t trust a vet to operate on me… but to take away the option of them ever learning entirely? Or going after something else?” Amity shivered, the idea of having her skin branded and having her future locked in place making her feel cold inside. Like she had felt under Mother’s watch.

Looking back at Camila, Amity asked, just for clarification, “So she can’t do any other spells?”

Eda shook her head, shifting her weight, “That’s not quite right. All witches have some standard spells they’re allowed to learn in basic education. Shield spells to give them cover from the Boiling Rain and for self defense, for instance. And depending on the coven, there is some crossover between the two. A potion coven member is allowed access to some pretty weak plant magic, to help grow their own ingredients. But they won’t be commanding any plants, or anything.”

The two trailed back to the table to rejoin the group as they finished out their discussion. Only they found yet another new person in their group, caped in white cloak and a pointed mask. Luz was talking animatedly to this person as they approached, a wide grin on her lips. Eda groaned, gesturing to the newcomer, “And then there are these assholes.”

“Really, Edalyne, is that anyway to talk to your own sister?” The figure asked, removing the beaked mask and hood, an air of calmness around her with a soft, confident smile gracing her dark lips. With the hood gone, a flowing mane of straight black hair blossomed forth, draped over the woman’s shoulders.

Amity blinked, looking between the two figures. Eda’s sister? There was a lack of family resemblance, the other woman holding an elegant, almost regal air to her compared to Eda’s slouched shoulders and messy hair. However, Amity supposed that since Eda wasn’t refuting that statement, it must be true. Eda instead just crossed her arms, her mouth formed into a scowl, “I said what I said.”

Turning her head towards Amity, Eda continued, “As I was saying, these assholes are part of the Emperor’s Coven. They can learn all branches of magic, as long as they enforce that masked moron’s laws.”

“We are the arm and dagger of the Emperor,” Eda’s sister replied smoothly, unaffected by Eda’s disdainful words. “Though I’m not sure why you’re having to explain this. Has this poor child been living under a rock her entire life, or are you just that poor a teacher?”

Luz frowned, and now Eda and Amity knew what she’d been talking about with her aunt before they’d returned. Luz had clearly been catching her up on the past week, and about Amity being Eda’s student. Eda grit her teeth, “I’d like to see you try, Lilith. I’ll have you know my apprentice is bright, curious-“

“And Human.” Lilith observed, seeing the girl’s ears. She let out a ladylike chuckle, the kind Amity recognized to be condescending and patronizing from all her time among the upper class elite, “You really should know by now that humans can’t do magic, Edalyne.”

The two stared each other down, while Camila checked Amity’s ears for herself, then shot a glare at Eda that promised there was more to discuss before they parted ways. Gus and Willow, sensing some family tension, excused themselves to take King to find more offerings, promising to be back later.

Tía Lilith, please-“ Luz began, but her mother cut her off.

“We’ll see about that, Lily. After all, if you can learn magic, I’m sure anyone can.” Eda quipped, casually strolling past her sister as if she wasn’t there. Amity followed behind, wanting to keep close to her mentor. She didn’t like the look in Lilith’s eyes.

The dark haired witch hissed, and for a moment Amity was sure a fight was about to break out between the two older witches. Instead, Lilith forced herself to take a deep breath, and calmed herself. When she spoke, it was as serene as her greeting, “I won’t bring you in for your wild ways today, dear sister. I’d hate to ruin young Luz’s day at the Covention by dragging her mother away in chains. I have high hopes she’ll join us at the Emperor’s Coven some day, so I’ll grant you clemency. For now. Tomorrow, all bets will be off. Unless you’re willing to finally take up my offer for a position in the coven?”

Lilith turned to stalk off, ignoring Eda’s glare, murmuring out loud enough for Eda to hear a “Her poor mind must be going if she’s so far gone as to believe a human can be taught.” Just to rile her sister up.

It worked, Eda’s hair seeming to puff up under her hood, and she had to physically bite her lip to not shout something back. It was the single most restraint Amity had ever seen Eda show.

Luz looked down, unhappy to see her family fighting. Eda forced out an angry sigh, getting her frustration out of her system, then reached out and patted her daughter’s head softly. “I’m sorry, I always hope you two get along better-“

“Don't worry about it, Kiddo.” Eda assured, ruffling her daughter’s hair. “Lily and I will always have our differences. As long as she’s good to you, I’ll be happy.”

Eda’s eyes narrowed, “She was good to you, right?”

“Yes, she was, Eda.” Camila assured. “She’s never anything but polite to Luz and I. You just push her buttons as much as she does yours. She just stopped by to say hello and check in on us.”

“Good.” And Eda meant it. As much as she didn’t get along with Lilith, she didn’t want to deprive Luz of being able to see her if she wanted.

Amity stood by awkwardly, gaze held on her shoes. She’d expected a little ridicule for being human, but still, actually receiving it hadn’t been pleasant. She felt a soft hand in her own, and looking up she was met with Luz’s warm golden eyes. “You okay, Amity?”

Amity gave a brisk nod, “Yeah, I’ll be fine. I just learned a lot today. Wasn’t expecting things to be so… different than what I’d imagined.”

Luz smiled a little tensely, “That’s not exactly what I was talking about. Don’t worry, I won’t let her talk down to you like that again.”

Amity smiled, feeling warmth build in her cheeks, “Thanks, Luz.”

Camila waved them off, “Why don’t you go find your friends and look at a few more of the covens? I have some things I want to talk about with Eda.”

The two teens nodded, walking off hand in hand. Amity’s heart wasn’t as in it as it had been before, not after all she’d learned, but having a friend to lend her a hand was helping. She’d learn magic someday, she was sure.


As soon as the kids were out of earshot, Camila slumped into her chair behind the table, seething. “When were you going to tell me you were teaching a human?” She hissed.

Eda’s eyes widened, “Don’t go all Lilith on me. She wants to learn, so I’m going to teach her!”

Camila slammed her palm on the table, drawing a few eyes, “That’s not what I meant. Why is there a human here? If you’re teaching her, where is she staying? Is she-“

Luz’s words about hanging out with Amity all week floated through her head, and Camila was back on her feet, “You’ve been keeping her at the Owl House?”

Eda placed her hands on her hips. “I don’t appreciate the tone, Cam. If you think I’ve kidnapped her or something, frankly, I’m insulted. I would never do that. Not twice, at least.”

“Eda…” Camila growled, barring her pointed teeth.

Eda scowled, “Hey, she came through my door on her own. I offered to take her back, but she asked to stay. I asked if she had anyone waiting back home, and she told me she didn’t have a family on the other side. Besides, it’s not really any of your business who I invite into my own home.”

Camila breathed out a frustrated sigh, falling back into her chair, “So you decided to take in another child? With your bounty? Do you remember what I told you when you took in King? How you’re putting him in danger? Lilith wouldn't let Luz get hurt if they come for you, that’s why I let her stay with you every week, but she won’t be so merciful to anyone else in that house. Not if it means you’ll give into her demands.”

“Do you just expect me to kick her onto the streets, then?” Eda raised her voice, “Because I know what it's like to live out there, Camila Noceda, and I wasn't going to let some punk kid wallow through that like I did.”

Camila shook her head, holding up her hands, “No! No… I’m sorry, it’s just dangerous. It’s dangerous because of the Emperor’s Coven, and it’s dangerous because….”

Eda looked away, refusing to meet the pair of brown eyes on the other end of the table, “I know.”

Sighing, Camila reached out and placed a hand on Eda’s, “Does she at least know about the curse?” She asked gently.

Eda shook her head solemnly, “No, not yet.”

Camila bit her lip, patting Eda’s hand, “You need to tell her. It’s putting her in danger if she doesn’t know.”

Eda nodded, “I know. I’ll tell her. Just give me some time. I’m good with my elixir, there hasn’t been a transformation since Luz was small.”

“Don’t put it off for too long,” Camila conceded, taking her hand back and folding them both in her lap. She knew there wasn’t any changing Eda’s mind. “If things don’t go well, don’t be afraid to reach out. I’m sure if things go south I can help re-home her-“

“She’s not a pet, Cam. She’s a person.” Eda reminded sternly, a frown on her lips.

Camila composed herself, not wanting to start another argument over a misspoken word, “I’m sorry. It was bad phrasing. It comes with my job.”

Eda frowned, eyeing the seal on Camila’s arm. “Yeah, yeah.”


It was late into the night when Luz and Camila arrived at home, both tired from the long day spent at the Covention center. Camila excused herself to go to bed, having to be up bright and early to be at work in the morning, kissing her daughter good night.

Luz yawned and headed to her own room, tossing her backpack full of her things onto her bed and changing into her pajamas. Smiling to herself, prepared to read the last few chapters of the third Azura book Amity had lent her for the week, Luz crawled into bed and unzipped her bag, letting the contents spill out.

The items clattered onto her blanket, and Luz was prepared to sweep anything she didn’t need off onto the floor below as she grabbed her book from the piles contents, only to see something had joined its ranks that she hadn’t packed.

Luz picked up the Hecate action figure she’d stolen for Amity, carefully inspecting it for damage. If she’d known it was in there, she’d have been a bit more gentle dumping her items out. Her eyebrow perked when she noticed that attached to the doll by a piece of tape was some paper, and she tore it off to see what it said.

Dear Luz

It only seems right that you get to keep one of these dolls. You did buy steal take them, and I only have them because you gave them to me. I know you’ll enjoy having it with you as much as I’ll enjoy having my our Azura on the desk to look and act out fanfics with play with.

I also hope you think of me when you see her. I’ve always wanted an Azura to my Hecate, so I’m so happy to have you in my life. I can’t wait to see you next week.

-Amity Blight

Luz looked over the letter, reading, then rereading it, a faint blush on her cheeks. “The Azura to her Hecate?” She asked herself, reminded of how that friendship had gone in later books. In fact, Luz had never fully seen their friendship arc, as book three was the one where they set aside their rivalry to become true friends. Of course, there was no way Amity had meant it like that. They were just friends. They’d only known each other for a week.

Luz lay down, setting the Hecate doll next to her, and pulling the book out to read. She stared blankly at the pages for a few minutes, eyes skimming past the words and forgetting them all a moment later, heart thumping in her chest as she thought about Amity, and how she’d snuck that letter into her bag for her to read.

Frustrated, she closed the book, knowing she wasn’t going to be able to focus on it tonight. Face crimson at the thought of the blonde, she covered her head with her blanket, “Oh no...”

Notes:

Well, looks like Luz is going to be the one crushing hard this time. What will her version of “Running around in cute uniforms, sweating?!” Be?

Lilith wasn’t featured as much in this chapter as I wanted her to be, but I do have plans for her later on. Some of you wondered if she and Eda would have a better relationship in this AU because of Luz, and I’d actually say it’s a little worse than canon, if just because they see each other a bit more often and have to deal with each other. Eda won’t deprive Luz of having her family in her life, even if that family is Lilith, but also has no intention of joining the Emperor’s coven, which Lilith pushes for every chance she can get.

Meanwhile, Camila does her best to be civil with her ex. I couldn’t not have her and Luz know Spanish though, so I used the logic that if they can speak English in the show, Spanish might have slipped into the Demon realm as well. In this fic, Camila came from far away from Bonesborough, and went to St. Epiderm, so maybe there is a bit of a language gap in that distance? I dunno, I just wanted to keep the Spanish and am making up reasons. Now that she’s in the plot, the updates I’ll be making will take in account that I wanted more Spanish in the story. Espanol is the closest thing to a second language I speak, but I’m still not great at it. I put my lessons on the back burner to focus on writing a while ago. More Spanish, and I should focus on the accent marks being placed as well.

Next chapter is gonna be a fun one. It’s one of the ones I worked the hardest on, and one of the reasons I wanted to do this AU in the first place. I won’t say any more here, but I’ll see you all in about three days with chapter six! Comments are, as always, appreciated, I love to read them.

Chapter 6: The Intruder in the Elements

Notes:

Okay, skipping over a few episodes worth of stuff, but that’s the point of the fic. Either the episodes ended up similar enough they don’t need much more than a passing mention, or they happened so differently they might as well not have happened.

Getting that out of the way, since it’s like, the first few paragraphs.

Enjoy the rest of the fic.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The next week and a half blew by without much fanfare. When she returned to the Owl House a week after her departure, Luz mentioned something about a Moonlight conjuring at her Mama’s place, a sad little affair that never went the way she wanted it. Gus had wanted an action figure to come to life, but by the end of the night it hadn’t budged. This apparently happened every year, and Luz was quick to try and change the subject to what Amity had done while she was away.

Amity hadn’t wanted to talk about the body swap experience anymore than Luz had wanted to talk about her failed Moonlight conjuring. It was dumb, and embarrassing, and if this were the first season of a TV show, people would think it was the worst episode of the bunch. She really just wanted to forget about being stuck in Eda’s body for a day, unable to grasp control over the witch's magic. Not to mention that King had used her body to go make enemies with a gang of teens. She was sure that would come back to haunt her some day.

It had at least been educational. Amity now knew what it felt to have magic flow through her body. She tried to recreate the feeling once she was back to herself, trying to draw on the power within her, and push it through a spell circle, but nothing she tried worked. No bile sac, no magic, and no way to draw upon the ambient magic in the air.

Amity spent the rest of the time Luz had been gone studying. King had taken her on as his student in tandem with Eda, teaching her about the various demons that inhabited the isles. It was a topic he seemed passionate about, and he was just so happy to have someone listening to him for a night that Amity couldn’t say no. Even if she doubted a lot of what she’d seen in the books. She was halfway sure she’d seen a Snaggleback in town, and it was more of a pink monkey than a fearsome demon. She just didn’t make mention of this to King.

Eda had also taken her to the library, and that had been a fun trip, even if Amity was sure Eda had no intention of returning their borrowed books. She spent hours upon hours pouring over the tomes, drinking in their knowledge, but nothing she found helped her use magic. Eda had tried giving her a few tips and tricks, and they explored a few avenues, trying all sorts of spells. Nothing seemed to work though.

Eda had subtly suggested maybe Amity should try taking up potions, but that just made Amity even more depressed. Sure, that was technically magic, but it was way more like human chemistry than it was to the sorcery in her books.

That was how Eda found her Daughter and her Apprentice, laying on the floor of the living room and looking miserable together. “This is just sad.”

Luz didn’t budge, not even to look in her mother’s direction, “We’re complete magical failures. I couldn’t even get a doll to twitch.”

Amity groaned, face down against the floor, “And I’m starting to think I’ll never be able to do magic. I’ve been here for almost three weeks now, and I still can’t even figure out the simplest spell.”

Eda scowled and folded her arms, “Alright, that’s enough. Stop feeling so sorry for yourselves.”

She marched up to the two, kicking Amity over so she was looking upward. Glaring down at the two teens Eda continued, “I didn’t want to do something so desperate, mostly because it ruins my day plans, but I do have an idea. It’ll be good for you. Build character. So pack your bags, kids, we’re going to the Knee.”

Luz sat up, gasping dramatically, “The Knee? Oh my gosh, I’ll go pack right now!” Without another word she took off, bounding out of the room as quickly as her lanky legs would carry her while squeeing in such a high pitched tone that had King clamping hands over the sides of his head. It was as if she hadn’t just spent the past few hours moping.

Amity’s brow furrowed as she clambered up from the floor, “What’s the Knee?”

Eda looked at her funny, “What do you think it is? You can see it literally anywhere on the isles. It’s the Titan’s literal knee!”

Amity flushed, feeling foolish. “Oh. That makes sense.”

Eda rolled her eyes and gave Amity a shove, “Go upstairs and get ready. And pack something warm to wear, there aren’t many places colder than the Knee!”


Eda was right, there weren’t many places colder than the Knee. Amity found herself shivering, wrapped up tightly in the winter coat Luz had stolen for her during their trip to the human realm. King was clinging to her, wrapping his body and tail around her neck like a scarf, trying to keep his own shivers at bay as the group trudged through the snow.

“Why are we here again?” Amity called out, trying to be heard over the blowing wind.

She had a gloved hand placed over her mouth the instant she finished her question. “Shhh, don’t be too loud up here. Do you want to cause an avalanche?” Eda cautioned.

Gesturing to her daughter, the witch continued, “I’ll let Luz explain, I can see her practically vibrating from the excitement.”

Luz was, in fact, vibrating. Amity had thought she was just shivering this whole time, but could now see the barely contained excitement for their little field trip on Luz’s face, red from the cold winds that whipped by. The younger witch bounced over to Amity, seemingly unaffected by the cold, but still huddled near the human. “Okay, so, basically the Knee is one of the oldest homes of witches on the Isles. Magic is supposed to be a lot more potent here-“

“-Could just be the thinner air causing hallucinations,” Eda muttered under her breath, miserable from how icy she was. Today wasn’t the best day for this, the weather was acting up and making this a lot more brutal than she’d hoped for Amity’s first outing to the Knee.

“Basically, if there is any spot on the whole of the Boiling Isles where we can commune with magic and be empowered, it’s here! Do you feel it, Amity?” Luz continued, grinning brightly.

Amity just huddled closer to Luz for warmth, making the witch’s red face even redder, “I’m not sure I can feel anything, Luz. I’m t-too numb!”

Eda glanced around, squinting her eyes as she surveyed the area. Pointing off into the distance, towards a rocky wall they could barely see through the falling snow, she called out to her wards, “We’ll set up camp over there, in the ruins by that cliff face. It’ll offer us some shelter from the winds. We’ll get the tents set up before it gets too dark, and get a fire going for warmth, then get to some learnin’!”

They continued to trudge through the snow until they made it to the ruins. Eda was right, the nearby rock wall it did provide some cover from the winds, though a chill still ran through them that kept them shivering. Amity worried for a moment that they’d have to shovel the snow off the ground to start setting their campsite up, but Eda came through, blasting the ground with a bit of magical fire and melting it all away, warming the group with the steam that came from the rapidly evaporating snow.

Reinvigorated, the three got right to setting up their tent. Eda pulled the parts out of her hair as Amity sorted them, reading out the instructions while King held them all in place and Luz put it together. Before long a medium sized tent just big enough to house all four was standing, with a rudimentary fire pit constructed by Eda, giving the camp some warmth.

“So, Mom,” Luz chuckled nervously, warming her hands over the fire, “Why just the one tent? Shouldn’t we all have our own?”

Eda shook her head, “That’s no good up here on the Knee. If the nights get too cold, we’ll need to all bundle up for warmth, share body heat. So one tent it is. Why do you ask?”

Luz avoided her gaze, cheeks red at the thought of having to cuddle up to Amity late into the night, “No reason!” She squeaked out.

Beside her, Amity already had a book out, flipping through the pages, “I’m still not sure how being up in the mountains is supposed to help me study.”

“Not mountains, Knee,” Eda corrected.

“Whatever.” Amity grumbled testily.

“And anyway, you’re not here to read,” Eda yoinked the book right out of Amity’s hands, tossing it into the nearby fire where it burst into flames and crumbled into ashes, earning a distressed cry from the human, “You’re here to commune with nature! Come on, eat some snow, roll in the slushy ice, find a freezing pond and swim in it!”

Amity made a face, not wanting to part with the warm fire, “How is any of that supposed to help me learn magic, though?”

Eda shrugged, “heck if I know!” She stood up, turning Amity around so her back was facing away from the firepit, and instead she was looking out into the wilderness.

“Focus on that for now. All the magic we use comes from the isles, so it’s out there, waiting for you to discover it.” Eda poked a finger into Amity’s sternum, then ruffled her hair.

Amity breathed out slowly, then nodded. With a serious expression, she focused on watching the landscape. The trees, the snow, the ruins of whatever city had been here in the past, looking out at it and inside of herself for any way to tap into the latent magic it must have. “How long do you think it’ll take?”

“Who knows? Ten minutes? An hour? All night?” Eda resumed her place by the fire, reaching into her hair and pulling out a bag, “Now, who wants Marsh-mallows?!”

King stood up on the log that was his seat, hand in the air, “Me! Me!”

Amity stared out into the distance, wondering if she should be meditating or something and trying to ignore the joyful sounds her companions were making. Her hands twitched, wanting to write something, anything down, but she was worried Eda would toss her notebook into the fire like she had the library book she’d brought along. She certainly wasn’t paying that fine.

Instead, she forced herself to focus on what was stretched out before her. Scattered ruins were strewn about, pieces of buildings buried under small mountains of snow and ice, hardly peeking up from below the ground. They went as far out as she could see, all the way out past the tree line that must have encroached upon the old town’s territory after it had fallen. She wondered briefly just what had destroyed something so large.

Her focus was broken when out, far beyond the mist and falling snow, there was a brief hint of movement in the trees. Amity leaned forward, squinting her eyes to get a better look, but couldn’t see anything. She was so busy staring that she didn’t notice Luz had taken a seat beside her, until the girl spoke up. “Hey, Amity-“

“Gah!” Amity leapt from her seat, arms flailing wildly and nearly smacking the now laughing witch. Clutching at her heart, Amity sank back into her seat, panting, “Y-yes, Luz?”

Luz smirked at her, and offered her a stick, a lightly toasted Marsh-mallow on the end, “I just wanted to see if you wanted a treat!”

Amity eyed the sweet, and hesitantly took it, giving it a cautious sniff. It seemed harmless enough, so she took a nibble, and had her tastebuds assaulted from the sheer obnoxious sweetness, sweeter than any marshmallow she’d had back home. Luz just grinned as Amity grimaced at the marsh-mallow. “So, what’s got you so on edge?”

Amity blinked, then pointed out into the distance. “Something was moving out there. Something big. It was making some of the trees sway. Against the wind, so it wasn’t from this blizzard.”

Eda rolled her eyes at the kids overly dramatic take on the weather, “It’s probably just a Slitherbeast. Big, mean, and scary, but if you don’t bother them, they won’t bother you.”

Amity frowned, “Oh, great. A monster. Just what we needed.”

Luz gave her a pat on the back, “Don’t worry about it, I’ll keep you safe from the monsters!”

There was something about the earnestness of Luz’s tone that warmed Amity to the core. She found herself grinning back at the dumb witch, opening her mouth for a pithy reply, when King threw himself over both of their laps.

“What about me? You’ll protect me too, right?”

Luz patted his skull, “Of course, my dear, sweet Prince.”

“King! I’m the King!”


Despite the assurances, Amity didn’t sleep well that night. Maybe it was the bone chilling cold, that even the warmth of her friends couldn’t keep away. Maybe it was the idea that there were Slitherbeasts roaming the forest, and Amity, who hadn’t laid eyes on one yet, could only fill in the gaps of what type of terrifying beast it had to be with her imagination.

Or maybe it was that she’d still come up with nothing. An entire afternoon and evening, and she hadn’t come up with a way to cast a single spell, in the single most magical place on the Boiling Isles. She’d wanted to pull her hair out as she tried to commune with nature, while meanwhile Luz and King were having fun building Snow-witches, and Eda was seeing how many snowballs she could fit in her mouth.

The lack of progress was beginning to get to her. Amity wasn’t sure why she even tried anymore. She was a failure, and was wasting everyone’s time. A human witch? Who was she kidding?

She curled into a pathetic little ball, covering her face with her blanket. Tomorrow she’d apologize to everyone for having to bring her out here, and she’d have to face the music. She didn’t belong here. She’d have to go back… home didn’t feel like the right word anymore.

She sniffed, wiping at her eyes angrily. She wasn’t going to cry. She knew from the start that she might never learn magic. She’d just gotten her own hopes up. A Blight didn’t cry.

Amity did, though. She cracked enough to let angry, bitter tears leak from her eyes, only silencing herself enough to not wake the others. The blanket over her head acted as a barrier between herself and the rest of the world, where no one would ever know she’d been weak.

At least, until she heard a rustling noise, followed by being shaken by a pair of tiny hands. Wiping the wetness away on her sleeve, Amity calmed herself and rose, pulling the blanket off her face to meet the frantic eyes of King. “Eda’s gone!”

Amity felt the tiredness in her bones evaporate as she became alert at his panicked cry. Glancing over to where Eda had been, she found the diminutive demon was correct, the grey haired witch was gone, her blankets left rumpled on the floor of the tent. Beside them, Luz slept like a log, unmoving with a line of drool down her face.

Amity pulled herself to her feet, reaching for her boots. King frantically paced around, “I-I heard something out in the woods. It woke me up, but I wasn’t scared or anything! Then I noticed that Eda wasn’t here anymore, and I tried to wake Luz, but she wouldn’t get up to protect me, then I heard you making noises.” He explained frantically, not keeping his voice down, not that it bothered Luz.

Amity tied her laces up, then grabbed her jacket, “What did you hear out there? Did it sound big and loud?”

King nodded his head, “I heard groaning, and rustling in the trees.”

Amity gulped, “Do you think it might have been one of those Slitherbeasts?”

King played nervously with his claws, “I-it could have been.”

Amity, before heading for the flap of the tent, took a look at a few of Eda’s things, hoping to maybe find a clue as to where she might have gone. Nothing stuck out to her, nothing in or missing from the pack struck her as odd. Clothes, a few knickknacks, an unopened bottle of golden liquid that Amity, knowing Eda, assumed was liquor of some kind. It was labeled, but she couldn’t read it in the dark, and she couldn’t waste any time.

Amity didn’t have a clue where Eda may have gone, and there was fear in her heart, but she wasn’t about to leave Eda out there alone if there were monsters about. “Do you want to stay with Luz?” She asked the demon, gesturing to the young witch, who still hadn’t moved.

King looked like he wanted to say yes, but a conflicted look appeared in his eye. After a moment of silence, he shook his bony head, “No, I’m brave. I’m the King of Demons! I shall ride my steed into battle and help my friend!”

Amity didn’t get the chance to ask what he’d meant by steed, before he’d scrambled up her leg, back, and rested on top of her head. Oh, she was the steed. “Onward to Eda, my noble beast of burden!”

Amity resisted the urge to groan, but silenced her complaints as she opened the tent and was once more amongst the chilling air. At least King made a good, warm pair of earmuffs with his fur. She took a tentative step out, boots crushing the snow beneath her feet, and she inspected the dark campsite that was only illuminated by the moon.

The fire had burned out a while ago, and without its warmth the snow that was falling had built up a white, pillowy blanket, covering the ashes and the ground around the site. With the fresh layer of snow, it made tracking Eda easier, since her steps were as visible as Amity’s own, if a little hard to see in the darkness. Amity would have killed for a flashlight, but without the commodities that Earth provided, she had to make her way through the woods by the light of the moon and stars alone.

Her legs shook, both from the cold and fear as she made her way closer to the trees. King was right, there was something out there. She could hear it, moaning and groaning and growling. “Eda could take a Slitherbeast, right, King?”

She could feel him nod against her, “O-of course! She’s the strongest, besides me, after all.”

Amity couldn’t be sure if it was paranoia or not, but as they followed Eda’s footsteps, she could swear she could feel eyes on her, watching her every movement like she was prey. She wanted to just go back to camp, climb back into her blanket, and wait until morning so she could just go back to the Human realm already. It certainly didn’t help that the groaning was getting louder the farther they got.

All of a sudden it went quiet, the noise dying out. The only sounds Amity could hear were her own boots against the snow, and her heart pounding in her chest. She found herself wrapping her arms around her body, trying to bring herself some comfort in the uncanny quiet of the forest. Then a bright light blinded Amity, causing her to stumble on her feet and fall, making King spill out onto the ground in a comical heap. Amity squinted, trying to see through the light, her vision filled by a silhouette.

“You okay, kiddo?” Eda’s voice asked, and Amity breathed a sigh of relief. She took the hand being offered to her and was pulled to her feet, looking over the nonplussed witch. In Eda’s off hand was a ball of light that she was using to illuminate the way.

“Eda! You’re okay!” King cried, latching onto her leg, causing the Owl Lady to try to shake him off.

“Of course I’m fine! What are you two doing out here, anyway?” She said, scrapping the demon off as he fell back to the ground with a thud.

“Well, we heard some noises out in the woods, and you weren’t there. We thought maybe a Slitherbeast got you, or something, so we came out to check. What were you doing out here?” Amity filled in, just happy to see the other woman.

Eda’s mouth fell into a line, “Well, I, uh, I was answering the call of nature. When you get to my age, having too many sugary sweets can really give you a stomach ache… especially when said sweets were made in a Bog. I had to get away from the campsite, didn’t want to wake anyone with my groaning, but I guess that backfired.”

Amity blinked, then put it together. The creepy moans had been Eda, who had been… “oh, gross. Do you know how scared your trip to the restroom made us?!”

Eda put her hands on her hips, “Hey, I didn’t ask you to come out here, you assumed there was danger and came out here yourself. Which was pretty dumb, anyway. Neither of you can defend yourselves. Where’s Luz?”

“Back at the tent,” Amity explained as the group began to make their way back. “She wouldn’t wake up, so we thought it best to leave her be.”

“Yeeeah, she gets that from me,” Eda admitted, “Her Mama’s always been a light sleeper, but me? I can sleep through anything.”

Amity chuckled, relief flooding through her as they returned to camp. Everyone was safe, everything was alright. No Slitherbeast was going to get them, King and her had just overreacted.

That relief quickly left her as the campsite came back into view.

The three could only stare at what was left of the place, which had been torn to pieces. The tent was reduced to shreds, various items from their packs strewn about the camp. The firepit had been decimated, the clean white snow that surrounded it now stained by the dug up ash. The snow itself was disturbed, trampled by large, clawed footprints.

The stillness was broken by Eda, who raced forward, yellowing out panicked calls for her daughter, “Luz! Luz, where are you?!”

Amity was almost afraid to help search, not wanting to see what she might find. A Slitherbeast must have attacked while they were looking for Eda, and with how heavy Luz had slept, and how torn up the tent was… Amity didn’t want to see what was waiting there for there. Her knees almost buckled beneath her, King leaving her side to join Eda’s search, when the Owl Lady’s words hit her.

“She’s not here.” Those words were as comforting to Amity as they were horrifying. Luz wasn’t there. No corpse meant she could still be alive. If she was, she could be in that monster's hands, or lost in the woods alone, freezing. But at least she wasn’t here, where she would be dead.

“W-what do we do now?” Amity asked, still shaken up.

Eda didn’t respond for a moment, instead bending down and picking up a few items, shoving them into one of the surviving bags they had brought. A few of Luz’s things, a few of hers, clothes, a book, a bottle filled with liquid gold. Satisfied with what she was able to save, Eda returned to her feet, bag hoisted over her shoulder, “We start looking for my girl.”


Any fear Amity had felt before felt minuscule in comparison to now as they searched for Luz. The girl practically trembled in her boots as they searched the dark forest, looking for any sign of where the beast that had attacked them had gone.

The signs were easy enough to follow. The monster hadn’t hidden its tracks, which tore through the snow. As they made their way through the trees, they could see fresh claw marks over them, scratched deep into the wood. Amity’s throat clenched tightly as she thought of what it might be like to have those tear through her flesh.

Even a few small animals seemed to have been caught in the crossfire, their bodies staining the forest snow red, green, and purple, depending on what had been hunted. “Why are there so many? Wouldn’t it eat them?”

Eda didn’t pause in her steps as she answered, “It’s following it’s instincts, and hunts, even when it’s not hungry anymore. Probably already had its fill and is just trying to get any excess energy out in a way it thinks is fun.”

The three continued to explore, but whatever had attacked the campsite was fast. It had put a lot of distance between itself and the camp, and they didn’t seem to be catching up. Or, that’s what Amity initially thought, but she could hear the occasional rustle of leaves and branches, and growls from all around them.

Eda held out a hand when she heard them, stopping Amity and King in their tracks “We’re going in circles. It’s doubling back. It’s hunting us.”

That didn’t bring any form of comfort to Amity, who huddled up close to Eda. King let out a meep, then scaled the Owl Lady, hiding in her hair without a word and trusting he’d be safe within the warmth of her locks. Amity couldn’t find it in herself to blame him, she was half tempted to see if she could fit in there herself. Instead, she looked around, picking up a stick off the ground to use like a club, and kept close to Eda.

A shadow swooped over them, and Amity tightened her grip, eyes wide in panic. Eda held her staff in one hand, her ball of light in the other, expression grim as she prepared to be struck at any angle. From above them, a single brown feather fell, before being joined by a much larger force, all teeth and claws.

Amity stared at the blackened silhouette, unable to make out much of its form. It was large, and on all fours, wings beating a gust of wind towards them. “That’s a Slitherbeast?!” She cried, lifting her club up to prepare a strike.

“No,” Eda said solemnly, raising her ball of light, casting the shadows away from the creature and revealing a black eyed, but familiar face, “It’s not.”

The stick dropped from Amity’s grip as she gaped at the visage of her best friend, plastered onto a large, feathered body. “Luz?”

The monstrous witch snarled, looking ready to pounce, but Eda held the light up higher, a burst of blinding energy washing off it that caused her changed daughter to flinch and take a few steps back. “Amity, you should get out of here. I’ll handle her.”

Amity wanted to protest, but Eda wasn’t having it, “You’ve got a stick, kid, you’re not going to be able to stand against an angry Owlbeast like that.”

“Then why did you bother bringing me along?!” Amity cried, tearing her eyes away from Luz’s cursed form long enough to look back at her teacher.

“I did that so she’d focus on both of us, and not just on you if I left you by yourself. You’re too easy a target for her to pass up. Now, get out of here while she’s focused on me!” Without waiting for Amity’s acknowledgement, Eda thrusted Owlbert out, the palismen’s eyes shining with light as it took control over the orb from Eda, who used her now free hand to wrestle a bottle of the golden liquid she’d packed out of her bag.

“Come on, daughter’o’mine, it’s time to take your medicine!” Eda yelled, flaring the light once more. The Owlbeast screeched, batting a taloned hand at her mother, continuing to back off at a steady pace. The creature hunched over, looking ready to pounce, roaring into the wind, and for a moment Eda looked victorious, only for Luz to turn on her heels and run instead, disappearing deeper into the thicket.

“Damn it!” Eda screamed, giving chase and leaving Amity behind, the entire area flooded by darkness once more.

Amity wanted to give chase, wanted to help, but her legs gave out on her. Tears springing from her eyes for the second time that night. She grit her teeth and grasped the snow on the ground tightly in her gloved fist. “I’m useless.”

Even Eda thought so. She didn’t exactly say it in those words, but Amity knew. Eda thought she was useless and was just going to get in the way. Because she couldn’t do magic. Because she couldn’t do a thing to help her best friend in this world. Amity didn’t understand what was going on, but one look into Luz’s blackened eyes, and she knew her friend was in pain. And she couldn’t do anything to fix it.

She wiped futilely at the tears that leaked from her eyes and the snot that dripped from her nose. The cold weather just made it all worse, making her nostrils leak like a faucet. She’d probably get sick after running around all night in the snow on top of all the rest of the awful things that had happened.

Making to wipe her face off again with her sleeve, her eyes caught sight of a particularly large snowflake that was sticking to the fabric. She paused, bringing it closer to her face, but it quickly melted under the warmth of her breath. It couldn’t have been…

She was tired. And desperate, and clearly delusional, but this was the closest thing to hope she’d felt since she had arrived on this Titan-forsaken appendage. Holding her gloves out, she caught a few snowflakes as they fell, and inspected them, holding her breath as she did so this time so as not to melt them. The same pattern as the first, on both of them. A statistical impossibility. Snowflakes didn’t have the same pattern.

These ones did. Amity’s eyes widened, her mind at work. The Isles were hot and humid. They were situated on the Boiling sea. Even at the elevation the Knee was at, with the heat that usually beat down, especially in Summer, snow shouldn’t be possible. And yet it was. She’d spent the better part of her day in a blizzard.

Her mind took her back to the glyph she’d seen at the Covention the week before, and Eda’s words echoed in her skull, that the Power glyph drew from the bile sac to make the spell work, and the bile sac drew power from the ambient magic the Titan generated. These snowflakes were magic. They were no different than the Power glyph, but instead of drawing upon a bile sac, they cut out the middle man, and drew magic directly from the Titan itself. And they had a glyph in their center that made it all possible.

Shivering, hands shaking in the cold, Amity held out her hand and caught more snowflakes, using them as a template. Carefully she studied them, and with her other hand she drew the pattern into the snow itself, binding it in a circle. Closing her eyes and praying this worked, she pressed her hand down upon the center, expecting the sigil she’d just drawn to do nothing but be ruined, a handprint in its center.

Instead a small ice pillar formed, lifting from the snow, filling Amity with awe. She’d done it. She’d done magic!

Fists clenched with determination and filled with a second wind, the human rose to her feet and ran back towards the campsite, hoping her notebook and pencils were still in one piece.


Eda chased after her daughter, cursing under her breath. This wasn’t working. Every time she thought she had Luz cornered, the girl would find some way to out-trick her, getting just out of her reach. In a way, it almost seemed like a game to the Owlbeast, who mocked her with growls and whines like laughter.

Eda was pretty sure her feet were bleeding and blistered from all this chasing, but she couldn’t feel it. She had ice in her veins by this point, but she wasn’t going to stop until Luz was back to normal, or she died of hypothermia.

Once more the demon stopped its bounding, skidding in the snow to turn to face Eda, making sure she was still following. Eda huffed, her breath misty in the cool air. She palmed the potion bottle, glad she’d thought to bring it. She’d meant for it to be used on herself, in case anything had happened or there was an emergency. She was glad she’d had the foresight.

“Come on, Luz, stop with the chase. Come on, take the potion, and we’ll head back home. It’ll be toasty warm, and we’ll have some cocoa or something, doesn’t that sound nice?” Eda tried tempting the beast, hoping to reach her daughter inside.

The Owlbeast cocked its head curiously, taking a cautious step forward. Eda smiled, and took her chance, firing off a plant spell to make the trees around them sprout roots, all shooting at the changed girl to bind her in them. The Owlbeast was too fast, however, leaping backward from the main assault, and swiping with sharpened claws to destroy what was left. Luz let out a roar, mouth opened wide, teeth exposed, and Eda, feeling desperate, swung back her arm and pitched the bottle at the maw, only for Luz to duck at the last second.

Eda’s breath hitched in her throat as the glass bottle soared, only to land in a soft patch of snow, unbroken. “You’re really trying my patience, kiddo, I hope you know that.”

The Owlbeast seemed to smirk, and turned to race off again, to begin the chase anew, only to slam face first into a pole of ice.

Eda guffawed. She couldn’t help it, even she hadn’t seen it coming, because she hadn’t cast that spell- “Wait, what?”

The Owlbeast started to regain its senses, shaking its head and the pain off, turning to run off yet again, only for another pillar of ice to burst out of the ground. And another. And another. From all sides, it found itself caged. Turning to face Eda, its face became furious, tired of their game, and it roared once more.

“Eda!” Amity’s voice caught the witch’s attention, and the Owl Lady craned her neck to look behind the beast. Amity was there, holding her notebook in one hand, and the lost potion bottle in the other, holding it aloft, “Catch!”

With the grace only an athlete could call upon, Amity chucked the bottle high up and over the icy cage, over the Owlbeast head, and into Eda’s hands. The grey witch smirked, gripping the chilled bottle tightly, “Alright, lets try this again!”

The Owlbeast, cornered, screeched and cried, thrashing against the cell of icicles. Under its weight and strength, they began to crack and crumble, some outright breaking like glass, but the beast still couldn’t run. With one last mighty cry, it flexed its wings, shattering the cell into ice shards, intending to take for the sky’s.

Only to choke, as with that same mighty roar, its mouth had been opened wide, making a perfect target for Eda to get the bottle down its throat. Crashing back to the ground after only getting a few feet of lift, the Owlbeast twitched and cried, its roars and growls turning into horrifically human screams. Its form shrank, losing the cape of feathers, until only a small child remained in the shattered cell.

Luz collapsed into the snow under her, tired, but conscious. Eda breathed a sigh of relief, leaning against Owlbert, the effort of the night catching up with her. She began her approach, noticing that Luz was in nothing but her pajamas, which were torn and stretched. She’d need to fix that before Luz got sick from the cold.

Only to be beaten to it by Amity, who raced down to the broken cage, already taking off her jacket to wrap around Luz’s body. Luz clutched it to herself, shaking like a leaf equally from grief and the chill. “I-I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I was supposed to protect you, but I’m the monster, I’m so-“

Eda watched as Amity threw her arms around Luz’s neck, holding her friend tightly. “Don’t you say that. You are not a monster, Luz. You’re my friend. I’m just glad you’re okay. Shhh, I’ve got you now.”

Eda lowered herself to the ground, wrapping both arms around the girls, listening as Amity murmured a mantra of “I’ve got you,” and “You’re not a monster” in her daughter’s ears. She’d never felt more grateful to the human than in this moment for her words. They’d sort out explanations later.


The four flew through the air, beaten and tired. The dawn's light was beginning to peak out over the horizon, and no one had gotten more than a few hours of sleep at most.

Eda sat in front, piloting Owlbert. Behind her was Luz, passed out and drooling on her shoulder. Behind Luz was Amity, helping sandwich the other girl between them so she wouldn’t fall. Clinging to Amity’s head was King, who had to be pried out of Eda’s hair after everything had gone down.

The ride was silent for the most part, Eda guiding Owlbert at a slower than usual pace so as not to disturb Luz’s rest. She knew it was time to break that silence, though. Amity deserved some answers, and Eda should have done this last week when Camila asked her to.

Eda opened her mouth, looking for her words. “When I was about your age, someone cursed me.”

Amity’s ears perked up as she listened. The Owl Lady continued, “I don’t know who it was, or why they did it, but they turned me into… that thing you saw. I quit school, and took off on my own. I didn’t want to hurt anyone, and I didn’t want anyone else hurting me, either.”

The witch sighed, “Then, one day, a few years later, I met Camila Noceda. And I fell in love. Heh, or maybe I just liked the attention. Either way, Luz came about from that relationship. We’d wanted a kid, and I guess I got a little too comfortable living a ‘normal’ life, and let my hopes get the best of me.”

Eda cleared her throat, fighting back her emotions, “I should have known things were going too good. Luz inherited my curse. She transformed the first time when she was six. The both of us take an elixir to keep it at bay, but as I’ve got older, the more I have to take to keep the Owlbeast at bay. Luz usually only has to take hers once a week or so, but I guess we’ll have to up the dosage.”

They flew in silence for a bit longer, “If I ever find the guy who did this to us…” Eda growled.

Amity finally spoke up, brushing a hand gently through Luz’s hair, “You’re gonna kill them, right?”

The Owl Lady scoffed, “There are a lot of things worse than death, kid. And I intend to inflict them all on whoever did this. Slowly.”

Amity nodded, “Good, if you didn’t, I would have had to pick up your slack. Like usual.”

“… I’m glad Luz has as good a friend as you, Amity.” Eda said softly, then turned her head so she could meet the girl’s eyes, “And congrats on finally learning your first spell! That was you, with the ice, right?”

Amity smiled wide with pride, despite the rough series of events, “Yeah. That was me. I just had to commune with nature for a bit longer. Like you said, it might take all night.”

“That’s my girl!”

Notes:

I hope I at least fooled a few of you with the fake-out for Eda being the one turned into the Owlbeast. I’ve snuck one or two small hints that Luz is inflicted with the curse as well throughout the fic so far, and have been looking forward to writing this chapter for a while.

Originally, I considered doing more or less the same episode as the canon “The Intruder” episode, only with Luz instead of Eda. Same situation, stuck in the house during the boiling Rain. I thought it would be a good way to subvert your expectations. But Amity didn’t have her phone, she got rid of it, so she couldn’t take a picture of the light spell being performed. And having Amity learn the light spell first didn’t sit right with me. That’s Luz’s thing. So, she learned ice first, since she was originally such an ice queen!

After deciding she wasn’t learning the light spell first, I decided she couldn’t face the Owlbeast in the same setting, so I considered which spell she’d have to learn first, and how that would factor into her taking down the Owlbeast. I ended up deciding to combine “The Intruder” with “Adventure in the elements” because I thought it would be a fun way to introduce a lot of canon elements in this new setting all at once.

I also had to put her learning the spell off for longer. I wanted her to struggle more. Amity is more cautious than Luz is, she’s afraid of upsetting or angering everyone around her, and because of that she tends to come off as “smarter” or “better” because she doesn’t get into as much trouble. To keep from her appearing to be “better” than Luz, I wanted her to have to struggle more with magic to the point she was giving up hope of ever actually being able to do it. It’s only in her most desperate hour that she finally gets it together enough to cast a spell.

As for the why I skipped over Hooty’s Moving Hassle when that could be prime bonding time between Luz and Amity, Luz was over at Camila’s when it happened, so no animated Hooty. Amity wasn’t invited not out of malice, but because Luz has never had a successful moonlight conjuring before, and was too embarrassed to have Amity see her fail, especially after discovering she has a crush on the human girl. Also, I didn’t want to write it, not enough ideas, but there are my excuses. Tell me they’re lame in the comments below!

Mild Edit: a few people asked why Luz and friends couldn’t do the Moonlight Conjuring in this AU. I always figured HMH was an episode filled with content that ended up getting cut when season 3 was shortened, since it never really gave us answers as to why Luz and co could get an entire house to move, but Amity and her powerful friends couldn’t make a doll twitch. I figured it had something to do with Luz being human, and messing with the spell, but as pointed out, that’s dumb. So in this AU, she can’t do it because the curse drains magic, and keeps the moonlight conjuring from happening properly. Much like Eda’s curse drains her magic, Luz’s does as well, keeping her and her friends from activating the conjuring properly in this AU.

Chapter 7: Interlude 6.5: The Good Witch

Notes:

I had a few ideas I just couldn’t squeeze into another chapter because I felt it didn’t fit with the rest of that chapter. Wrong tone, or just felt like it was stapled on. These ideas were going to be left on the, uh, ‘cutting room floor,’ so to speak, but I figured I could refashion a few into short little stories to fit in between chapters. Consider this chapter 6.5, if you will. Kingdom Hearts fans will understand, I mean ‘2.8 Final Chapter Prologue’ is an actual game title in that series, this will be way less confusing.

Don’t worry too much, since these chapters are shorter there won’t be as long of a wait for the next chapter. Expect the real chapter 7 in a day or two. This is just some bonus content.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Amity landed safely on the ground, thankful for the dirt beneath her feet after such a shaky flight. While she wouldn’t say she had a fear of heights, she did have a very healthy respect for them, and it was only her trust in Owlbert that allowed her to fly as high and fast as she had on her way here.

Here being a small house in a neighborhood within the bounds of Bonesborough. The place was small, looking like the ground floor took up about the same space as the Owl House, but obviously lacked the tower in the back. Instead, it looked relatively modern, at least for the Boiling Isles. Less a rustic cottage and more similar to the houses Amity would see in the suburbs back home, though still a bit fantastical. Off-white paint, pale blue roof, screen door to keep out the demonic insect. A few shrubs and bushes around the place, though unlike the ones on Earth which existed to look pretty, these ones had berries and the like.

The place was certainly cozy, but she expected nothing less from someone like Camila Noceda. It was hard to imagine that Eda had ever lived here before she’d found the Owl House, though. It seemed too… domestic for someone as eccentric as the Owl Lady.

Still, Amity had something she had to do. She’d pried the information about where Camila lived from Eda(well, she asked, and it was given freely, it was more that the timing wasn’t exactly great. So much screeching), and now she was going to go through with her plan.

Tucking a book she brang with her under one arm, and gripping Owlbert’s staff in the other hand, she marched for the door, raising a fist to gently knock. She bit her lip nervously, waiting for an answer, which she got almost immediately. Camila opened her door, looking down at Amity through her glasses with a look of confusion on her face. “Amity? What are you doing here? It’s a little late, don’t you think?”

Amity felt sheepish, and a little intimidated by the other woman, who she still didn’t know too well. Camila was right, the sun was nearly set, sinking below the horizon. “I know, but I wanted to see Luz, if that’s okay?”

Camila seemed conflicted, standing uneasily in the doorway, “Is Eda okay with you coming over?”

Amity nodded, “She got stuck watching the Bat Queen’s babies for the night. I couldn’t stand all the crying, so I was getting out of there anyway.”

Camila winced in sympathy, “Better prepare to stay the night, then, cariño. You may not get any rest if her babies end up staying overnight.”

With that, Camila stepped aside, allowing Amity into her humble home. “Luz’s room is the first room on the right up the stairs. If you get hungry, let me know, I have plenty of leftovers from dinner.”

“Thank you, Mrs. Noceda.” Amity said politely, though she was already moving on autopilot, following the directions she’d been given until she was outside of Luz’s bedroom door. Her hand clasped the handle, ready to turn it, but she paused and knocked first instead. It was different when it was the room they shared at the Owl House, Luz deserved her privacy when she was at her Mama’s home.

There wasn’t an answer at first, making Amity worry. It had been a few days since Luz’s transformation, and the poor witch hadn’t been at her best in the time she’d been at Eda’s afterwards. Her entire body had been sore from the curse overtaking her, and that wasn’t even touching on what it did to her mentally. Just when Amity was ready to announce herself again though, Luz’s muffled voice answered, inviting her in.

“Luz? It’s me.” Amity spoke softly as she peeked into the room. It was dark, the lights off, only illuminated by the last rays of the sun that were now almost gone entirely as twilight set in. As far as decorations went, it was similar enough to Luz’s room at the Owl house, sparsely furnished, but what was there showed Luz’s character. A desk pushed against the wall, covered in art supplies. A few amateur taxidermy projects on the windowsill. A shelf full of Azura books. A rug in the center of the room that was covered in paint stains. And of course a bed that Luz herself was laying in, bundled up in her blankets like a cocoon.

“Amity?” Luz asked blankly, then sat up, unraveling herself from her covers. “What are you doing here?”

Amity stepped into the room, hand fumbling for the light switch so she could see better. Once the room was illuminated she got a better look at the witch, and felt a wave of sympathy for the poor girl.

Luz looked haggard. Tired, dark bags under her eyes like she hadn’t slept in days. Her hair was frazzled, and her golden eyes had lost their luster. She looked ill, and if Amity hadn’t been there in the days after the Knee, she wouldn’t have been surprised if Luz was. It had been a cold night, and she’d been in nothing but her pajamas for a short chunk of it.

But Amity knew better. This wasn’t a cold, or the flu. Luz was unwell, but illness isn’t what plagued her. Her curse did. The transformation had taken a toll on the girl, and she hadn’t yet recovered from the physical and mental toll.

“I came to see you.” Amity spoke honestly, because that was the entire point of her visit in the end.

Luz’s cheeks burned red, something she was quick to hide with her blankets. “You didn’t need to do that. I don’t want to bother you.”

“You’re not, Luz. I came to see you, you didn’t ask for me to come by. And even if you did, it wouldn’t bother me.” Amity shushed her, sitting down on the edge of Luz’s bed, setting her book beside her. “Now, tell me the truth, how are you doing?”

Luz seemed reluctant to speak about her condition, avoiding Amity’s gaze. The human girl reached out, placing her hand over Luz’s, “Hey, it’s okay. If you don’t want to talk about it, you don’t have to. We can just relax. Or I can leave if you want to be left alone?”

Luz shook her head, “Y-you can stay. I’d like the company. But I really don’t want to talk about what happened, please?”

Amity slowly nodded her head, “That’s fine Luz. As long as you’re comfortable, I won’t pry.”

The sun was down completely now, and so Amity moved on to the next part of her plan. “I need to use the restroom, I’ll be right back, okay?”

The witch gave Amity directions to the restroom, though in reality Amity had no use for them. Instead she stepped out into the hallways, book clamped tightly in her grip as she made her way to a window that overlooked the yard and peeked outside. It was just about time…

Amity had heard rumors about the Wailing Star while at the Library. The Head Librarian, Malphas, had mentioned the Bonesborough Public Library would be closing early today because of the Wailing Star, and that for the safety of the books and the public the place needed to be locked down. The glow of the Wailing Star apparently brought books to life, though Amity had a hard time coming to terms with that. How could it bring an entire book to life when they were such complex things?

Still, she wanted her chance to see it in person, and wanted a chance to make Luz feel better. So as the glow of the star appeared in the window, Amity opened the book she had brought and set it on the floor in the light, hoping the magic would work as she wanted it.

Stepping back, Amity watched and waited, and before her eyes a figure began to appear. Like a ghost she took form, incorporeal, then amazingly solid, if completely otherworldly. In front of Amity was none other than the Good Witch Azura in the flesh.

She was tall, dark skinned and beautiful, green hair flowing past her shoulders. Her white robes hung off her body, and in her hands was her mystical staff that she’d used in all of her adventures. Atop her head was her pointed witches cap, a golden tiara wrapped around it’s border. She shimmered in such a way that Amity almost had a hard time comprehending her, for she wasn’t quite real in the way a person should be. Instead, she appeared like a three dimensional, living, breathing illustration, right from the cover of her books. She had pencil lines, and appeared almost cel-shaded, and yet she was clearly very much alive.

The Good Witch took in her surroundings, curious and kind eyes glancing around the hallway in which she’d been summoned. Seeing Amity there she spoke, her voice gentle, “Where pray tell am I?”

Amity’s mouth hung open, and she wasn’t sure how to answer that question. Did Azura know she wasn’t a real person? A living representation of a character from a book? Or did she think she was actually Azura, torn from her adventure and placed in a strange new world? Was she the real Azura torn from her adventures in the book?

“Um, you’re in the Noceda household,” Amity answered lamely, feeling a mixture between starstruck and stupid.

Yet Azura just continued to smile down at her, patience emanating from every pore, “And where would that be?”

“The Boiling Isles. In the Demon Realm.”

A spark lit in the Good Witch’s eyes, “The Demon Realm? That sounds like a fascinating place. One of adventure, and danger. Have you brought me here to battle by your side against a horde of evil demons? Or perhaps to find some ancient ruins to locate an ancient treasure?”

Right, Azura was an adventure novel, and as kind and understanding as Azura was written to be, she was still a hotheaded young woman who chased after treasure and the call to action. “Actually, I brought you here to help my friend-“

Azura took a stance, slamming her staff into the floor, “So what are we waiting for! Let us go rescue your friend, you can tell me everything on the way!”

She brushed past Amity, only stopping when the human girl reached out and grabbed a fistful of her robes, “Actually, my friend, her name is Luz, you see, she was cursed-“

“-and you need to find a cure!” Azura put together, not entirely wrong, but that wasn’t why Amity had used the Wailing Star to summon her.

“I really don’t think we have the time for that,” Amity said, knowing their time was extremely limited. “You’ll only be in this world for a short period of time.”

Azura frowned, stroking her chin thoughtfully, “Then what would you have me do?”

Amity kicked her foot anxiously, “Do you think you could… help keep her company? Just for a bit? She’s your biggest fan, and seeing you would make her day. Night. Whatever. The point is, Luz is at an all time low, and I’d do just about anything to make her happy again. Can you help me with that?”

Amity felt ridiculous. She was asking a fiction character, who had done such great things in her own world, to visit a stranger. For a moment, she expected Azura to laugh in her face, but instead the woman bent down so she was eye level with Amity, and put her hands on the human girl's shoulders, “Of course I will. I couldn’t call myself a Good Witch if I didn’t.”

Amity’s shoulders sagged with relief, “Thank you,” she breathed out. Azura offered her a hand, and the two walked together back to Luz’s room, Amity peeking inside. “Luz? I have a surprise for you.”

Amity would cherish the look on Luz’s face for the rest of her life.


It was late into the night when Camila came to check on her daughter and Amity. Creeping down the hall, trying not to make a sound in case they were asleep. She was grateful that Luz had such good friends like Amity to check on her, who didn’t care about her curse. Luz was always so tight lipped about it, never telling Willow or Augustus about her ailment even after all these years of knowing them.

Camila understood why. Luz was afraid they’d leave her if she did. But that didn’t make Camila any happier that her daughter insisted on keeping what she went through to herself. Hopefully having Amity to confide in would help Luz reach out more, and realize she wasn’t a burden on her friends for needing help sometimes.

Camila squeezed the door knob to Luz’s room, slowly turning the handle and silently cursing as the door’s hinges squeaked as she opened the door. Peering inside, the room was dark, illuminated only by the light of a few orbs that floated near and above her daughter's bed.

A voice greeted Camila, one she was startled by because she didn’t recognize it. Under the light of the orbs, sitting on her daughter’s bed, was a woman. Young and beautiful, with a book held in her hands that she read aloud from in a soothing tone. Resting their heads on the woman’s lap were Luz and Amity, sound asleep, the reading woman brushing her fingers through Luz’s brown locks of hair.

Before Camila could confront the figure, blast her with a spell, the woman set aside the book and locked eyes with Camila. They each held their gaze, frozen, until the strange woman held up a single finger to her lips and let out a quiet, “shhhh.”

Then to Camila’s amazement she began to vanish. Like a phantom her body went opaque, translucent, then in a blink of an eye she was gone. The girls lay unharmed in their bed, unperturbed by the lack of lap to use as a pillow. Under the glow of the light orbs the book’s cover was illuminated, showing the very woman Camila had seen on it’s front.

The witch let out a sigh of relief. The Wailing Star. Of course. She’d forgotten what night it was, and had panicked for nothing. Or, almost nothing. The Wailing Star could be dangerous, as Camila would know from her own teenage years.

Still, seeing the content look on Luz’s face, the faint smile on her lips, Camila was once again happy to know Amity was her daughter’s friend. It had been too long since She’d seen her daughter this happy, even if it was only in her sleep.

Notes:

Azura reading bedtime stories to two traumatized teens. That’s why she’s called The Good Witch. Sorry I didn’t expand on Luz’s meeting with Azura, but in the interest of keeping this a short interlude, and because I didn’t actually settle down and plan to make that scene anyway due to this idea originally being cut before I could get that far, we skimmed over it.

So, as you can see, this didn’t really fit into the last chapter, nor will it fit in the next one either, and unfortunately I was running out of time before it needed to be added, since this is a fixed event. Those have to come in order, and I still have other things to explore before Grom happens. But it’s still a great moment, and I didn’t want to relegate it to a oneshot that was connected to this story when I could just add it as a smaller chapter.

Also, this fic needed more Lumity moments to help build their later relationship on.

Last time I promised supplementary material for a fanfic I wrote was when I was writing “The Days Ahead” for the Amphibia fandom. Those oneshots are still unwritten and unposted to this day, half a year later. It’s better I keep it attached to the main fic, so I have some incentive to actually write it. As of Oct 2nd, ‘22, over a year and some change after writing “The Days Ahead,” I still haven’t so much as started a single one of those promised supplementary oneshots, and probably never will.

Chapter 8: Double Trouble

Notes:

I’m tired, and I don’t have a lot left to say here besides my utter amazement over the reception to the interquel last chapter. Maybe I should go back to short oneshots if they get that much attention, wow.

I’d also like to go over my writing process, and hope it encourages others to write more as well.
In school, I was always taught that before writing, you started with an outline. This was basically a bunch of ideas about what you wanted in the order you wanted them in.
Then, you took that outline, and used it to make a rough draft. Basically just a more detailed outline that fleshes out the ideas. If an outline is a description of events, the rough draft is a full, detailed synopsis.
From there, you make a first draft. The first draft is terrible and you’re a horrible person for writing it. It’s only use is to be discarded, or used as a reference for your second draft.
Your second draft is better, but might be tainted by the first. Repeat above step and burn it for a third.
Same as second draft, ad nauseum, until you’re either too tired to write anymore, or you’re satisfied.

How I write:
Outline, followed by a short rough draft of each individual chapter as I come up with them. These will change a lot as more ideas flow into my thinkflesh, yet I’ll never get around to updating the outline or the rough drafts.
First draft.
First draft was okay, instead of throwing it out, build on it. Polish that turd until it shines. Change bits and pieces, but never throw it out.
Re-read your draft a dozen times over with a highly critical eye. Hate yourself and it on one reading, and love it the next, repeat as often as desired.
Throw in an author’s note on the top and bottom that no one will read, and call it complete.

See, isn’t that much easier? Now that you know how simple it can be, I hope we can get more Lumity out of you so I’m not picking up your slack. I don’t think this worked, I’m still picking up your guy’s slack. Write more!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Amity was having an amazing morning. In the days since she’d discovered the ice glyph, it felt like an entire world of magic had opened up to her. Miniature ice sculptures littered the Owl House over the past few days. Sure, she hadn’t discovered any new spells, but Eda had been giving her potions lessons while she searched for new glyphs to supplement her limited magic lessons. As soon as Amity could find a second glyph, she’d be off to Hexside.

The prospect of learning beside Luz made her positively bubbly. Well, Luz and her other friends. She couldn’t possibly forget about Gus and Willow, even if she often did forget while daydreaming about classes with Luz.

She wasn’t crushing. She swears. Would she lie to her diary?

Besides, after what happened on the Knee, Luz needed a good friend to support her, not a girlfriend to distract her. Luz had seemed a bit more rested after her visit from Azura, and Amity hoped that as more time passed she’d get even better. She trusted Camila would see to it that Luz returned to her usual bubbly self in the future.

Until then, it was high time for another trip back to the dump to replenish Eda’s stock. The witches and demons ate her human garbage up when Eda had her pick of the higher end stuff, rather than whatever Owlbert could nab out of random trash bins. Amity had even managed to scavenge a few electronics in one of their previous trips, and introduced Luz and the others to a few Disney films. They loved the Lion King, but found anything with witches in it to be a tad offensive in how they were portrayed.

Still no bikes in working condition though, meaning Amity still had to suffer the indignity of walking everywhere when she wanted to explore Bonesborough, or run errands for Eda. Every time she had to deliver potions(ignoring the old Wizard’s house, which looked a lot more run down and empty than the last time she’d been there), the idea of sneaking into her old home to steal her old bike back sounded more and more appealing.

“Come on, kid, we don’t have all day,” Eda urged, standing impatiently by the opened portal door, tapping her foot.

Amity finished putting on her shoes, then lifted up the hood on her borrowed shirt to hide her face. Despite having her own clothes, Luz had left her hoodie here for her to wear on her Earth trips for some reason, not that Amity was complaining. It made her feel comforted, like Luz was right there with her. She wished she could be there for Luz right now and give the girl the same comfort.

Eda cleared her throat, and tapped at her watch, the meaning not lost on Amity. Shaking her head to clear her embarrassing thoughts, she bounded over to and then through the door, appearing all at once in the Gravesfield dump. Eda was right behind her, collapsing the door being them, folding it into a briefcase and vanishing it with a press of a finger to the eye of its key.

“Alright, let's start looking around. If you find anything you think might be valuable, bring it over here-ish. We’ll start a pile, and take it all back to my place when we’re ready to leave.”

Amity nodded, a cheerful grin on her face. A month ago, the idea of scrounging through a garbage dump for things people had thrown out would have sounded like her worst nightmare, and yet she found she actually enjoyed it. There was a sense of exploration in it all, and she loved the banter between herself and Eda, especially. She dug her hands into a pile, pulling out an object, “Look at what I found!”

Eda peeked over at her and scoffed, “Shoes? Really?”

Amity laughed, tying the shoelaces of the shoes together, then swung them around like nunchucks, “No, I think these can be marketed as a human weapon. One blow from this will not only incapacitate an opponent, but poison them with it’s stink. Well?”

Eda snorted, giving a thumbs up. The tied together shoes were tossed into the ‘keep’ pile, “I think Luz’s overactive imagination is rubbing off on you, human.”

A few electronics in somewhat working order, an unfinished set of billiard balls, a weight set and more CDs than Amity could count later, and the haul was starting to look pretty good. Another hour or so and they’d have more than enough to keep Eda’s stall running for another week or so. Seeing a bit of shiny metal under some plain black garbage bags, Amity grabbed and heaved them away, hoping to hit the jackpot. Eda’s words of praise always made the human girl feel utterly accomplished.

Instead, Amity sucked in a breath at what she found. Under the piles of smelly trash, there was a bike. Not just any bike, but the same model she used to own, with three major differences. This one was silver, rather than the purple Amity had picked out. This one also had a large basket just behind the seat, above the back tire, just like Amity had been hoping to find for her chores. And lastly, this one was utterly wrecked.

The body was mangled, probably run over by a car. Utterly unusable. The tire spokes were bent, and unsalvageable. Even the basket was just a bit beaten up. But unlike the rest of the body, it was usable. And with a bit of work, removable. Amity quickly ran to the ‘keep’ pile, searching through it for a screwdriver, giving a little cheer when she found one in a rusted old toolbox and returned to the bike’s side, carefully removing the basket.

It was fairly big for a bike basket. If someone wasn’t careful, it’d mess with their balance and make them fall off. Amity didn’t care, though, since it was just big enough that she could use it for her deliveries… if she had a bike to attach it to.

Once more, the idea of breaking into Blight Manor popped into her head. Odalia always made her children attend summer classes, and it was a weekday during school hours, so the twins would still be away, earning their education. There were so little obstacles in her way to retrieving what belonged to her anyway. All she had to do was go through the side door that was attached to the garage, which she still had the key for. From there, she just had to get back to the dump without letting anyone know she’d been there, or for Eda to ask any questions about where it had come from…

Amity could just tell Eda she’d stolen it from someone. She’d get a pat on the head and more words of praise for that, knowing the witch.

Mind made up, Amity returned to the pile, tossing her new basket into it and calling out to Eda, “I’m going to head into town real quick. Don’t leave without me!”

Eda’s detached head poked out of the trunk of a dilapidated car, held aloft by one of her hands, “Wouldn’t dream of it. Take your time, there’s plenty of trash still here for the taking.”

Amity waved, and took off, leaving the dump behind. It was a good twenty minutes walk if she wanted to get to Blight Manor from here, so if she was quick she’d be done and back in less than an hour.


The walk was tense, but uneventful. Amity kept looking over her shoulder the whole way, a paranoia settling over her about being discovered that hadn’t been there when Luz accompanied her into town a few weeks prior. Being alone with her thoughts was awful, especially when they kept whispering this was a bad, terrible, no good idea.

She could still just walk away, and never have to go back there again. She never had to even come to the Human Realm ever again, much less her old family’s house. The only reason she did so now was to help Eda out at the dump, and the only reason she was going now was to help with the potion deliveries. It made her feel useful. It made her feel wanted.

So she kept trudging on, until she made it to the gates that bared the way, that the common folk her parents felt were so below her couldn’t get through without a passcode. Not that Amity was going to bother using it, their security camera also took pictures of anyone who used the front gate. No, Amity was climbing it. She wasn’t allowing the cameras to catch anything but her backside as she was leaving the place on her bike, if she could help it.

The climb was a bit of a struggle, unlike the last time Amity had hopped it. She wasn’t fueled by righteous anger aimed at an owl this time, after all. When she jumps from the top of the fence and lands on the ground below, it makes her knees shake and she almost falls over, but she’s on the other side and that’s all that matters.

After ensuring that her kitty hood is still up and over her head, Amity made her way to the house proper, eyes darting around frantically to make sure no one could see her. No gardeners out working in the yard today. No staff cleaning inside with a view out of the windows who would see her. She allowed herself to breathe a sigh of relief when she made it to the garage and the world hadn't ended, or collapsed beneath her feet.

Amity dug through her pockets, knowing she still had the keys somewhere. She’d kept them in case Eda hadn’t been satisfied with the junk heap at the Dump, a bargaining chip to secure her a place in the Owl House if all else failed. Her family had a lot of stuff Eda could have stolen to sell back at the markets, and it would have been untraceable with the portal, after all. With this last act, she hopefully wouldn’t need it anymore. Keeping it in the lock so she could relock it behind her when she left, Amity stepped inside the garage.

It wasn’t like your usual garage, that fit only one, maybe two cars. This was more a small warehouse, filled to the brim with cars the family both collected, or worked on themselves. A large array of tools lay scattered around hollowed husks of vehicles, torn apart or in the middle of being put together. One of Amity’s father’s hobbies. Alador Blight had an innate curiosity inside of him that compelled him to dismantle everything he could get his hands on, then try to reproduce the results on his own. It’s why his company manufactured a little bit of everything these days. The man couldn’t just make one type of thing and be happy.

Of her family, Alador was probably Amity’s favorite, or at least the one she could tolerate the most. He wasn’t invasive and demanding like Mother, or in her face and annoying like the twins. However, he was hardly in her life at all, preferring to be in his workshop, or the garage, taking things apart and putting them back together ad nauseum. She couldn’t find it in herself to blame him for his love of his work and the solitude that came with it, seeing as she’d run away from home to get away from the other members of her family as well, but he’d hardly been a father to her all the same.

She resented that she couldn’t really resent him for that. When she had called this place home, she’d take every chance to get lost in her own fantasies, no different than Alador did with his hobbies. If circumstances were better, she’d almost think of him as a kindred spirit.

Still, she was happy he wasn’t in the garage today. He usually spent his later hours working here, so it hadn’t been exactly something she’d expected to find at this time of day anyway. She wondered if he had been here if he’d have even noticed her presence, but filed it away as an issue she’d work out sometime never. She had Eda and Luz and King now, she didn't need the attention of her old family anymore.

Amity left the garage’s side door open as she cautiously stepped further inside, her footsteps echoing off the concrete that made up the floor. She cast her gaze around the place, searching for her bike. She hadn’t locked it away like her Mother had asked, she didn’t have time when she was chasing after Owlbert, so it could be anywhere. Perhaps the twins had put it away in her stead, or maybe one of the servants? Or maybe her mother had just left in there on the grass where it had fallen, expecting Amity to come home and carry out her orders like nothing had happened, and Amity’s trip to the garage had been for nothing?

Amity’s brain couldn’t help but conjure up images of her bike, rusted after being exposed to the elements for weeks. It would be just like her mother to do something spiteful like that, if only it didn’t look like an eyesore on her lawn. Amity shook her head to get rid of the mental picture, and in doing so caught a glimpse of purple. A grin appeared on her lips.

Her bike had been parked near the front entrance to the garage, by the big metal doors that allowed the cars entry. It glimmered and shined like it had been newly polished, unrusted and untouched, except by the faintest layer of dust on the seat. Her helmet hung from the handles by their straps, ready and waiting to be put on and ridden. “There you are, how’s my girl been while I was away?” Amity cooed, running a hand over the smooth metal frame.

The bike, of course, remained silent, and a bit of Amity was worried she’d spent too much time in the Demon Realm if she thought her bike would just magically talk back to her. Without wasting anymore time on that silly fantasy, she took the helmet off the handles, and plopped it on her head, then straddled the seat and retracted the kickstand, wobbling just a moment when the bike was on nothing but it’s two tires, before she started to peddle over to the open backdoor.

It felt freeing to be able to do this again. To be able to take back what was hers. That bit of freedom her mother had tried to take away just before she’d left, now reclaimed. Amity had to hold back whoops of joy as she biked out the door, leaving the key in the lock and the door wide open as she did so. She didn’t care to cover her tracks, she’d be gone like the wind long before anyone would notice.

She raced across the lawn, pushing her limits as she picked up speed, the wheels kicking up a bit of grass and dirt as she went and ruining the perfect lawn her mother prided herself on. The gate was in sight, and she skidded to a halt in front of it, cackling to herself like a madwoman. She’d done it. All she had to do was wait for the gate to open, and she would be out of their reach permanently.

Unlike when entering, which needed a gate code and took a picture of whoever put it in, this side of the gate had a motion sensor for leaving. Amity bounced in her seat as the gate creaked open at her approach, the happiness she felt bubbling over inside of her to the point it was overwhelming. She could do anything! She could fly! She could-

“Amity?”

Amity nearly fell off her bike in surprise, as on the other side of the gate were her siblings, the Twins, Edric and Emira.

Whatever sense of victory Amity had felt was fleeting, as cold terror welled up inside her instead. The two stared at her, transfixed, and she stared back, unblinking. They were still clad in their school clothes, bags over their shoulders. The summer wind swept through their golden hair, their mouths were agape, but they otherwise looked the same as Amity remembered them.

No, that wasn’t right. They weren’t smiling. Their stupid grins were gone as they looked at her, unmoving, but not in her way.

“Amity, where have you-“ Amity didn’t wait, pushing against the pedals with her feet and getting the bike moving again. The bike kicked up gravel, gliding past the two dumbstruck teens, and Amity kept going, hoping they’d quickly become dots on the horizon. Instead, she could hear their shouts and screams from behind her, and looking back she saw them chasing after her on nothing but their own two feet, waving her down as they called her name.

Amity paled, and went faster, pushing herself to go beyond her normal limits. They couldn’t catch her. She wouldn’t let them take her back. And with all the noise they were making, it was drawing far too much attention to who she was for anyone in shouting range to hear. Her breathing became panicked, and she turned her head towards them, yelling back, “Go away!”

They didn’t seem to listen, but the distance between them was growing. Edric had been on the track team, so he could run fast, but he couldn’t outpace a bike. Still, the two weren’t giving up, still following Amity even as she got further away, putting more and more distance between them.

Blood pounding in her ears, heart in her throat, and sweat beading down her face, Amity kept going until she’d made it back to the Gravesfield dump. Out of breath, she climbed off the bike, nearly collapsing to the ground as she tried to hurry over to Eda. The Owl Lady noticed her rushed in, eyeing the bike as she approached, giving a whistle, “Who’d you steal that from, missy?”

Amity shook her head, panting, “No time. We have to go. Now.”

Eda put her hands on her hips, “Now, wait a minute-“

“No time! NOW!” Amity screeched, practically lunging for Eda’s neck to get the portal key herself. Eda stopped her, placing a hand on Amity’s forehead to hold her at bay, the girl fighting against the witch to no avail.

Eda frowned, checking behind Amity and seeing nothing to panic about yet, “Hold your hippogriffs. We came here to do a job, and I’m gonna do it. Let me get our stuff, and we’ll go.”

Pulling the key off from around her neck, Eda summoned the door, which swung open as soon as it unfolded. She gave a swirl of her finger, and the trash she collected started to float, slowly hovering above the ground and through the opened door into Eda’s living room, where it crashed down to the floor. While this was going on, Amity hopped impatiently from foot to foot, this process taking entirely too long, so she grabbed the basket she had salvaged and began filling it with the scraps Eda hadn’t gotten to yet, and pushed it through the door when it was filled.

Eventually, everything was gone. With a gesture for Amity to follow her, Eda walked on through the door herself, Amity all too eager to join. Only to stop in her tracks halfway through the door. She’d forgotten the bike. Turning around, she saw where she’d left it, laying against the ground with a few more scratches against the body from its hasty collision with the ground. And voices were beginning to rise up around it, the twins still following, still calling her name.

Amity hesitated, looking between the bike and the door. She closed her eyes, took a breath, then raced for the bike, grasping it’s handles and lifting it back onto its wheels, pulling it beside her as she raced for the portal. Edric and Emira’s voices were getting closer, she had to be fast.

Turning her head, she could see them, and knew she’d been spotted. She’d run out of time, but it wasn’t too late. Panting and pushing the bike, the front wheel went through the door, but no more than that as the handles got stuck against the portal’s door frame. Grunting and pushing, trying to turn the handle to an angle it would fit, Amity tried again, “Come on, you stupid thing.”

Eda on the other side was trying to help, eyeing the approaching figures who were racing after her student. “Come on, Kid. Just leave it behind and get through the door!”

But Amity wasn’t giving up. She needed this to stay useful to Eda. She could get so much more done in the day! She just needed it to fit, and-

She came crashing through the door. Herself, the bike, and the set of twins who had tackled her, all crashing to the floor in a heap, covered in garbage and bruises. They lay there, grunting and groaning in pain and out of breath. Amity didn’t have time for the reality of her situation to set in before Emira had recovered enough to grab her by the scruff of her borrowed shirt and started shaking her, “Where did you think you were going?”

Edric, who landed with the bike on top of him, tried sitting up to join the conversation, “Ouch… Mittens, why did you run?”

Before either of the Blight twins could say anymore, they found themselves floating in a glowing field of magic, hovering above the ground much like the garbage had been when Eda was transporting it. The clacking of Eda’s heels joined the sounds of their screams of terror as gravity abandoned them, Emira flailing her arms and Ed upside down and clawing at the floor to make it take him back.

The Owl Lady didn’t look happy to see them, a stoic expression on her face. Her hair bristled up dangerously, like the feathers of the owls she took her name from, and in her hands was her staff. Her golden eyes were cold as she eyed the teenagers who had intruded upon her house, promising danger, as she spoke, “Well, what do we have here? Are you terrorizing my kid?”

Emira started to spin, looking green in the face. Eda rolled her eyes, and used Owlbert to prop her still, pressing the Palisman to her ribs to stop her momentum. Em almost looked grateful, if not for the fact she looked ready to pass out in fear, not understanding what was happening, or where she was. “Who- what are you?”

Eda ignored her, turning to face Amity. She offered the girl a hand up, which Amity took, the human girl not able to look her siblings in the face. “Thanks, Eda,” Amity murmured quietly, almost lost among Edric’s wails.

“No problem, kiddo.” Eda assured her with a gentle smile, clapping a hand on Amity’s shoulder, “Now, what do you want me to do with these two? Toss ‘em back out, or you want me to get all smitey?”

Amity considered the first option. She could have Eda just toss them out back to the dump, and that could be the end of it. But they had chased her the whole way. As much as they hadn’t gotten along, Amity knew the twins were smart. Cunning. Not to mention extremely dedicated when they put their minds to it. If they wanted to find a way back to the isles, back to her, they’d find it with enough time and effort, and there wasn’t much they could do to stop them. Not unless Eda gave up on her trips to the human realm altogether.

Not that she was thinking about having them smited, either. Nervously, she glanced at them, seeing the terror on their faces. They had no idea what was going on. All they understood was that their sister had disappeared, then shown up, then tried to run away again. Looking back at Eda, Amity swallowed, and asked in a small voice, “Actually, could you leave them alone with me for a little bit? Please?”

Eda pursed her lips for a moment, then snapped her fingers. The twins came crashing back down to the floor, back into the trash pile, moaning and cursing. Eda ruffled Amity’s hair, and gave her a nod, then handed Amity her staff, “I’ll head upstairs. Yell if you need me. Blast ‘em with Owlbert if they get too out of hand.”

“Thanks, Eda,” Amity sighed, not taking her eyes off her siblings as Eda walked past her and up the steps. Amity didn’t speak or move until she heard Eda’s bedroom door close, stepping forward as the twins were pulling themselves back to their feet. “Uh, hi?”

The twins looked around the place, which was a bit of a mess. It always was on trash salvage days. Instead of any awe or wonderment, like Amity had when she’d arrived, she only saw fear and confusion in their eyes. Edric was the first to recover, a question directed towards Amity, “Where are we? We were in a dump, and this place is a dump, but it’s not the same dump…”

Emira wasn’t far behind him with her own. Her gaze snapped to Amity, eyes stern, “Hi? That’s all you have to say after disappearing for almost a month, then running away when we found you?”

Amity instinctively took a step back, swallowing. Her hands shook a little under her sister's gaze, her hardened eyes too much like their mother’s in the moment. Edric came to Amity’s rescue, placing a hand on Emira’s shoulder, the teenage girl’s body beginning to shake as the anger left her.

Amity watched in astonishment as Emira, her big sister, began to cry. Not openly weeping, but the same stifled tears Amity would shed in secret, where it was clear every fiber of her being was trying to hold them back, to not be weak, and failing. Blight’s didn’t cry. Yet Emira was. Ed wrapped an arm around his twin, pulling her close and whispering comforting words until she began to calm down.

Amity, not knowing what to do with the silence and the tears, answered Edric’s question. “You’re, uh… you’re at a place called the Owl House. Specifically, outside the limits of a town called Bonesborough, located on the Torso of the Titan, on the Boiling Isles, in the Demon Realm.”

Emira clenched her jaw, wiping her face with her sleeve, “All this time away, and you can’t even be honest with us about where you’ve been? You have to make up some bogus place, with a ridiculous name, and-“

“Hoot, no one told me we had guests!”

Emira shut her mouth as Hooty pressed his face against hers, slithering his neck around to pull Edric close as well, wrapping both Blights up in his grasp. The two began to gasp for air as their bodies were squeezed, bound by Hooty who began to rant, “Oh, we’re going to have a grand old time, Hoot! First, I’ll tell you about all the bugs I ate. And then, we’ll have a tea party together. Maybe I can even introduce you to all my other tea party pals! Then we’ll-“

“Okay, okay,” Emira sputtered out, unable to breathe and barely able to talk, “We believe you!”

“Hooty,” Amity warned, fists tightening and baring her teeth, “Let them go, and get out of here.”

Hooty froze upon hearing Amity’s voice, and immediately loosened his grip. “Gosh, ever since the scary girl moved in, I haven’t been able to have any fun! Geez! Hoot!”

Hooty snaked out of the living room, settling back into the door and shutting it behind him, complaining loudly, though muffled now that he was outside. The twins breathed in heavily, sucking in lungfuls of air as Amity patted them on the backs.

“Was that a bird tube?” Edric choked out, looking back at the door at the entrance of the house.

“It was an annoyance,” Amity corrected, rolling her eyes. The group lapsed back into silence once more, and Amity led them to the couch, the only place free of trash.

On taking their seats, Edric and Emira squirmed a little, taking the occasional glance at either the door, or the stairs, expecting Eda or Hooty to return and make things worse. Eventually, they settled in enough to resume speaking to their sister. “So… Demon Realm, huh?” Emira began.

“How did you even end up here?” Ed asked, still not taking his eyes off the door.

Amity paced, still on her feet, “That’s a long story. To sum up, I found it by accident, and ended up staying here with Eda.”

“That creepy demon lady?” Emira cocked her head, gesturing towards the stairs the woman had retreated up.

“She’s a witch, actually.” Amity corrected. “I’m staying here with her and her friends and daughter.”

“Why?”

“I saw a chance to leave, and I took it. I know, you’re probably thinking, creepy place, I must have been kidnapped by the witch and her annoying bird-tube-door-thing, or something. But I chose to stay. I didn’t want to go back.”

“And she just let you stay? What about us? What about your family? Didn’t she care about that?” Edric asked, not caring for what he was hearing.

Amity bit her lip, “I told her that I didn’t have a family to go back to.” She lowered her head as she spoke, unable to meet either of her siblings' eyes.

“Oh,” Edric said shortly, unsure of what to say to that.

“Oh.” Emira uttered softly, understanding exactly what Amity truly meant by that.

There was a silence that built in the room, almost suffocating with its presence. The three avoided each other’s gaze, Amity looking at her shoes as a bit of shame built up in her chest. Ed broke the silence, asking quietly, “We’re we really that bad, Mittens?”

The shame burned away hearing that old nickname being uttered, and Amity glared at him, a fire in her eyes, “Bad? Bad? How about that time you put a bucket of water over my classroom door, and framed me for it when it fell on my teacher?”

Ed opened his mouth to defend himself, but Amity didn’t let him, “Or how about when you replaced my shampoo with red hair dye, and mother was furious with me for ‘rebelling against the family look,’” she shot at Emira, who shrunk under Amity’s words.

“Or, how about that time you stole my diary, and put up photocopies of all the pages around the school, huh?” Amity clenched her jaw so tightly she could hear her teeth creak. “That was a real fun prank, wasn’t it, watching me run around in tears, trying to find them all before the rest of the school could show up that morning. Did you even read it before putting them everywhere?”

The twins remained silent and pale, unable to meet their sister’s eyes. Amity continued to rant, “I bet you did, and you just didn’t care. You didn’t care that I wrote about my crushes. You didn’t care that you almost outed me in front of the whole school, let them know I like girls, didn’t let me tell anyone the way I wanted to. No, you just wanted a laugh!”

She breathed out her nose, anger exhausted. “So yeah, I told Eda I didn’t have a family. Because maybe I don’t.”

Amity wiped at her face, a few stray tears leaking from her eyes as she yelled. Her throat felt raw, and it felt so good to have gotten that out, to finally confront them for everything they had done to her. Yet they still just sat there, unmoving.

The oppressive silence resumed, worse than ever. Eyes glued on their shoes, the twins shifted uncomfortable, then…

“I’m sorry.” Emira uttered, her voice broken and full of shame. “I’m so, so sorry, Amity.”

Ed nodded slowly, “I am too. We were awful to you. I’m sorry.”

The twins glanced at each other, then slowly pulled themselves off the couch, and approached Amity, pulling her into a hug. “We knew things weren’t great for you at home. Mom put so much pressure on you, on all of us, but especially you, and we didn’t even think about helping you.” Emira admitted.

“And we also screwed up, by taking everything out on you instead of helping you. We teased you, and pranked you. We’d pin our mischievous acts on others on you so you’d take the fall. You were just such a goody-two-shoes rule follower, it all seemed like good fun at the time. But we went way too far. We knew that the moment you disappeared that a lot of that was our fault.” Edric mumbled against Amity’s hair.

“Ed and I were a team, united against the world. And we didn’t include you. We lumped you in with everyone else, and drove you away. We were cruel, and horrible, and we’re so, so sorry. I was a terrible older sister to you.”

“And I’m a crappy older brother. Can you ever forgive us?”

The two squeezed Amity once more, but this time, Amity managed to get her arms free. Instead of shoving them away like she had planned, to call them idiots and yell at them, she found herself hugging them back, huddling up against them, trying once more not to cry.

She failed again, but for once she didn’t feel weak for doing so. It felt good. She cried, and sobbed, clutching them to her as her body was wracked by old grief and present elation, until her eyes were red and nose was leaking onto their shirts. They held her close the whole time, until everything was out, then kept on holding each other.

“Thank you,” Amity murmured against Emira’s shirt, “For apologizing. I can’t forgive you, not yet, but I’m still happy to hear you finally say it.”

“It’s the least we can do. We’ll try to be better from now on. We’ll work for your forgiveness.”

“If you’ll have us?” Edric amended on his sister’s behalf.

Amity paused, weighing her options. Then she nodded, slowly, “I’d like that. I want us to- to try again. But I’m still not going home. I will never go back home. And if you ever utter a word about this place to Mom or Dad-“

“You’ll kill us?” Emira supplied.

“I was going to say I’d feed you to Hooty, but that’s about what would happen either way.” Amity uttered darkly.

Edric glanced once more towards the door, “Wait, can he eat us? His mouth seemed pretty small.”

“More than his neck can stretch. He can swallow you whole if he wants.”

“Noted.” Edric gulped, wishing he’d never asked.

Wiping her eyes once more, Amity pulled away from her siblings, who let their arms fall to their sides. “We try and do a run to the dump about once a week. Eda sells human trash as rare and exotic treasures here. I don’t have my phone anymore, I trashed it, so if you ever want to see me, it’ll have to be then.”

The two nodded, reaching out and putting their hands on Amity, Ed’s on her shoulder and Em’s on her head. “Do you mind if we stay just a while longer? Before you kick us to the curb?”

Amity faintly smiled, “Fine, but just for a little while. I’ll be hanging out with Eda’s daughter later. She’s my age, and her name is Luz. We get along pretty well.”

The two twins exchanged glances, Edric grinning, “Ooh, do tell? Is she pretty?”

Amity blushed, “Ed, it’s not like that!”

To Amity’s surprise, Emira elbowed their brother, giving him a look, “We just promised to be better, Ed, no teasing.”

Amity laughed, making the two look at her funny. “It’s nothing, you guys. I just should have run away from home sooner, is all.”


Eda rested in her nest, browsing through a magazine with one hand and nursing a bottle of elixir in the other, when Amity came knocking on her door. Lowering her reading material and chugging the last of the potion, Eda sat up, “Come on in, kid.”

Amity stumbled in through the door, looking tired, a bit worn around the edges, with eyes that were still red from tears, but she looked a little more content than Eda thinks she’s ever seen her. “Did things go well down there?”

Amity nodded, looking a little meek, “Yeah. They’re back on the other side of the portal.”

Eda raised a brow, “Do you want to talk about it?”

Amity pursed her lips, mouth turned downward in a frown, “Not really. But yes. I think I owe you an explanation. And the truth.”

Eda rolled her eyes at how dramatic Amity was being, “You don’t own me any more answers about your past than I’ve ever given you about mine, Amity.”

Amity shook her head, “No, I’ve been lying to you the whole time I’ve been under your roof, and I owe you an explanation about what happened today.”

The two stared at each other, until Eda conceded, gesturing for Amity to continue. The teenager took a deep breath, and started, “I lied about not having a family. Those two were my older brother and sister. And that isn't all. I have parents as well. I ran away from home. I saw a chance to disappear, and I took it.”

Eda stared at her blankly, then raised her magazine back up casually, “I know.”

Amity blinked, disbelief painting her face, “You- what?”

“I knew the whole time you were a runaway, Amity.” Eda clarified, looking over the pages of her magazine to meet her eyes. “And do you wanna know something else?”

Eda didn’t wait for Amity’s answer before continuing, “I was one too. The circumstances were probably a little different, in my case it was because of my curse, but I took off from my home when I was fifteen. Never looked back. I knew the moment I looked into your eyes that you were running from something, because I saw that same look every day in the mirror.”

Eda flipped to the next page, “So you don’t need to explain anything to me. My door is always open to you. You have a home here. You have a job here. If you want, you even have a family here.”

Amity sniffled, rubbing at her already raw eyes, “Do you really mean that?”

Eda’s mouth became a line as she threw aside her magazine and stood up from her nest. Stepping in front of Amity, she nodded deeply, “I mean it. And I’ll prove it to you. You want into Hexside, right?”

Amity smiled weakly, nodding her head in confirmation, “More than anything.”

“Then I’m getting you into Hexside.” Eda grinned, “I was already planning on going in this week to get you signed up. I know you only have the one spell, but that’s what the potion lessons have been for. I’ll go today, when I pick up Luz from school, if you want?”

The arms thrown around Eda’s waist was her answer.


Principal Bump sipped at a cup of tea he had brewed. It had been a quiet day, relatively speaking. No one had needed to be thrown in detention. There was only one killer plant incident in the Greenhouse that resulted in zero casualties, and the Grudgby game against Glandus had ended in victory, even if the entirety of the Hexside Banshees had needed a trip to the Nurse’s office afterwards.

It was days like this that made him glad to be in the field of education.

Suddenly, a cold chill went down his spine, and the warm drink in his hand did nothing to fix it. Something was coming. Something terrible. Something horrific. Something-

The door to his office was kicked open, and in stepped in a face he’d hoped to never see again.

Eda Clawthorne.

Groaning and setting aside his mug so he could bury his face in his hands, Bump moaned out, “I thought we all agreed that any school matters concerning your daughter would be handled by your Ex-wife, Miss Clawthorne.”

“Ex-girlfriend, Bumpy,” Eda corrected, taking a seat in front of his desk. “I’ll even allow Ex-baby-mama, but we never tied the knot. Marriage is about the only thing that’s ever scared me in this world. Besides, this isn’t about Luz.”

He could already feel the headache coming on. “Then pray tell, what could be so important that you’d come back to your old place of learning, just to bother me?”

“I have a new student, one that might interest you.” Eda began, smiling brightly. “Her name is Amity, and get this, she’s a human who can do magic!”

Bump briefly wondered if this was a con. He wouldn’t put it above Eda to do so. Still, the idea was intriguing enough to capture his curiosity. “I’m listening…”

Notes:

This was supposed to be chapter 7. I planned it to be chapter 7. Because that was Lost in Language, the Twins first appearance. Then I made that interquel and now it’s chapter 8. Sigh.

I love Bump and Eda in scenes together, so despite it not being needed, I still threw that last scene in just for the heck of it. It also allows me to bring up how Eda deals with the school since Luz has been going there since she’s been small, and the answer is that Luz got to go to school at Hexside for as long as Eda never had to attend to school matters.

One thing I hope I’ve made obvious without hammering you all over the head with it, is that Amity wants Odalia’s acceptance, and Alador’s attention. But more than that, she wants to be useful to Eda. I’m horrible at writing mean spirited characters. I can’t sustain early-Amity levels of jerk, but I worry I made Amity ‘too nice, too soon.” So the acceptable answer to that was that as soon as she knew she’d never have to wear her mean girl mask again, she became the person she always wanted to be. But that’s too easy, and she knows it. So she tries to stay useful, in particular to Eda, working towards a redemption only she knows about while fearing she’ll be sent back home if she can’t do what’s asked of her. And it’s leading her to become a little self destructive.

Ed and Em are brats. They almost took things too far in canon, and they did so here in this AU. Amity didn’t exactly have a secret room to stash her diary in, which made it a lot easier to steal. Makes a lot more sense why Amity wanted to get away from them in this AU, they weren’t very good to her. But they’ll be better from now on.

Next chapter will be “The First Week,” and will, well, be about Amity’s first week at school. We’ll get a better look at how Luz being the witch changed some stuff in her world next time.

As always, I love comments, tell me what you thought about the twins, or what your favorite color is. I can’t stop you from saying whatever you want. I’m not the police.

Chapter 9: The First Week

Notes:

Not too much to say here that won’t spoil the chapter, but to make up for that the ending note is pretty long.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I am six years old the first time it happens. My mind is still foggy when I return to normal, not understanding what has happened to me. Just that I stopped being myself for a while, and I don’t like it. There’s a primal anger inside that isn’t my own, screaming to be let out and it’s just so loud now that it’s had a taste of freedom. It pounds in my skull, reverberating through my bones. I now realize it’s always been there, under the surface, but I never had words to describe what it was before. Now I do.

I’m sitting on our living room couch, or what survives of it. The place is torn to bits, scratch marks on the wooden floors, furniture gnawed upon with deep teeth marks forming grooves, and a litany of feathers litter the place. None of that concerns me nearly as much as the raised voices in the other room, though.

I’m only six, but I know my Mama and Mommy are fighting because of me. About what I did while I was away from my body. I can’t make out their words, mostly, but I do hear a few.

“My daughter is a monster, Eda!”

Mommy comes out a little while later, crouching down so she’s level with me, cupping my face in her big hands. “I’m going to go away for a little bit, okay? I love you, and I’ll see you soon, alright?”

I just nod my little head, believing every word Mommy says.

Mommy doesn’t come back for a long time. When she does, she has her own house now, and she doesn’t stay over with Mama anymore. I know deep in my heart that I’m the reason her parents don’t talk anymore. I ruined everything, because I am a monster.


Luz wakes from her dream and she’s fourteen again. There’s a light layer of sweat on her skin, from her unsettling dream of the past or just the Summer heat, she isn’t sure which.

Groaning tiredly, she checks her clock. It’s only a few minutes before her alarm would have gone off, yet despite that she wants nothing more than to cover her head back up with her blanket and go back to sleep, feeling like she hadn’t got any rest during the night.

It had been almost a week since the Knee, and she was still at her Mama’s house. Back in the room of her childhood, which still bore the brunt of some of her earliest transformations into the Owl Beast. A rug in the middle of the floor hid claw marks. Her bedframe’s leg had been chewed, then the marks clumsily refilled to hide the damage. Nothing that had happened recently, she hadn’t transformed since… well, the Knee, but it had been years since her last one before that.

She’d almost forgotten how disturbing it felt, to be pried away from your own flesh and bones, forced into the back of your own head, where you just existed in a void until it was over. If that’s what the monster inside of her was always going through, she couldn’t really blame it for clawing its way out whenever it could. She’d do the same, given half the chance.

Luz’s alarm screams at her, and she quickly shuts it off, silently pondering if she should call in sick to school again, or if she should just suck it up and go. After a minute of deliberation, she decides to go to class. Her friends always cheer her up way more than brooding in the dark ever did, anyway.

Luz tried to perk up at the idea of trying to be a dark anti-hero who couldn’t brood, and it did improve her mood. Besides, how could she be truly broody when she was the only person ever to have a copy of Azura the Good Witch that had been signed by Azura herself?

That, and she’d be seeing Amity today. It would be her first day of school, after all, and that was worth getting out of bed for.


Amity was welcomed warmly into Bump’s office the day after passing her entrance test with flying colors. She always tested well, and knew what to do to impress a teacher, and Bump hadn’t been any different. He’d been honest with her after she was finished that making an ice sculpture of him had been going a little overboard, but made him feel appreciated, and that he would have accepted her as a student as long as she’d shown she was capable of magic, and the stage hadn’t been set on fire during her presentation.

Amity was glad she had learned an ice glyph first, rather than whatever the fire one looked like, in that case.

She’s been presented with a light grey uniform, and told to meet him bright and early for her first day of Hexside, and so here she was, getting her schedule and being told she’d have to pick just one of the nine branches of magic to learn.

“Well, any preferences, Miss, uh, Amity?” Bump asked, leaning in his chair behind the desk, eying her paperwork with it’s lack of last name. He shrugged it off as a Human thing, and moved on. “Normally, as an apprentice of Eda, I’d have you put in the Potions track. It’s what she took when she attended, and it’s a bit of a tradition for a child or an apprentice to follow in their parents or mentors footsteps.”

He leaned forward over his desk, and with a strained smile added, “However, that would mean pairing you up with miss Noceda-Clawthorne, and while you’ve made an excellent first impression at your entrance exam yesterday, I’m not willing to tempt the fates and put you in the same class as her. Just to be safe.”

Amity frowned at that. The only thing that had kept her out of the baby classes were her potion making skills. She did need something acidic to get rid of the giant ice sculpture of Bump, after all. Besides, getting to hang out with Luz all day had seemed like a really fun idea, only to get shot down before she even had a shot at picking it.

Seeing as Amity was struggling with her decision, Bump decided to make it for her, “How about the Oracle track? I know you don’t know any spells that would help you, but after seeing your skill set I do think it’s a good fit. They use a crystal ball for most of their magic, and seeing as you have to use outside sources, it’s probably the best fit. Unless you play any instruments?”

Amity blanched, thinking back on the time her Mother had made her take piano lessons. Amity had gone through four tutors before her mother had given up, labeling Amity as tone deaf. It had been the only thing she’d been ‘allowed’ to fail. “I’ll take the Oracle track, please.”

“Excellent,” Bump magically transformed her uniform into the deep purple associated with the class, then reached into his desk and handed her a piece of paper, “Here is your schedule, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. And if not, well, it’s too late to back out now!”

Amity frowned, sticking her new schedule into her bag and hoping she’d made the right choice.


Amity had in fact not made the right choice.

The oracle track was less about predicting the future, and more about spying on everyone, using a network of undead familiars to do so that were summoned via crystal ball. They’d invisible collect that information for the summoner to judge and predict trends in groups.

A lot of the class work almost seemed business-like in it’s approach. Students were expected to sabotage and feed fake information to each other, while working out the truth from the lies themselves. To reach a “prediction” students had to make graphs and charts using the information they had obtained that they had deemed truthful. This information would then be used to “make a prediction” and you were judged on how correct that prediction came to be.

Amity was frighteningly good at it, seeing as this was more or less a class on business sense applied to more than just the office. That was something she’d normally take an incredible amount of pride in, if this utter violation of her fellow students' privacy didn’t make her think of Odalia, and how much she’d love to have this kind of power at her fingertips.

Beside her, a dog-like demon she’d been introduced to named Barcus seemed to notice her discomfort, likely picking it up from his own crystal ball. Nudging her with his paw, he made a few growling sounds, and she sent him a polite smile. She couldn’t understand exactly what he’d said, but she caught the meaning. “I’m okay. This is just a bit invasive for my tastes.”

Barcus just nodded, also likely having put that together from his own readings.

Amity continued to frown, but didn’t voice her displeasure. Like Bump had said, she’d be stuck with this forever now.


“I can’t believe I’m stuck with this forever now,” Amity groaned, head against the cafeteria table as she and her friends ate their lunch two days into her attendance.

Luz patted Amity’s back, trying to console her. “I’m sorry. I’m sure you’ll fit in just fine as the lessons go on.”

Gus ate his sandwich, not too concerned with what Amity had to say, “I’m sure Bump was just being dramatic when he told you you’d be stuck. It’s not like changing tracks is entirely unheard of here at Hexside. Willow did it!”

Amity peeked up at Willow, who looked a bit embarrassed to be called upon. “That was a special case, Gus.”

Amity however, was desperate, reaching out and grabbing Willow by her green sleeves, “Tell me your secrets.

Willow patted Amity’s hand, giving her a little smile. “Well, my parents wanted me to be in the Abomination Track. It would have given me a good job when I graduated, that was less physically demanding than their own line of work. They wanted me to have a nice, easy life.”

Amity could sense a ‘but’ coming, and gestured for Willow to continue, “buuuut?”

Willow chuckled, “but, I was total garbage at it. I couldn’t make an Abomination no matter how hard I tried. Even after a whole year in class, I was no better than I was on day one.”

The plant witch looked back on those memories, and frowned sadly, “The other kids used to make fun of me. They called me ‘Half-a-Witch Willow.”

Amity leaned in, getting invested on where this was going, “And? How did you get transferred?”

“Well, I met Luz.” Willow said, as if it was as simple as that. “She encouraged me to follow my passion, which was plant magic. So, I studied up in secret, got even better than I was, and she pushed me to ask Bump to switch my track. He was pretty hesitant at first, since by that point I’d been in Abominations for two years, but he was so impressed with my plant magic he got in contact with my parents, and did all the paperwork to get me transferred.”

Luz clapped politely as the story finished, a big grin on her face. “So, all you have to do is impress Bump enough to get him to do the paperwork! It’s not like it’s illegal to switch tracks or anything, they aren't like covens.”

Amity pondered what her friends had to say, picking at her food, “So, I’ve just got to get really good at one branch of magic? That’ll be a task all of it’s own. I don’t even know all that much about the different tracks and what’s expected of them here at Hexside. I only know one proper spell and a handful of potion recipes, too. And what if I get really good at one in another track, then end up hating it just as much as Oracle magic after I transfer?”

Luz just grinned, bumping their shoulders together, “You just leave that to me, I’ve got magical exploration covered.”


Amity wasn’t sure what to expect when Luz led her into an empty classroom after lunch. The place was dusty from disuse, and she didn’t understand at all what this had to do with learning about more tracks, and what might fit her better in the long run.

She watched curiously as Luz took a nearby chair, and used it to prop the door behind them closed. Now it was just the two of them, alone, in a dark classroom that no one could enter, learning about ‘magic.’ Amity’s heart thumped in her chest as her imagination went wild over what was about to go down. She’d heard stories about high schoolers sneaking off to makeout in empty classrooms. Should she go along with it, or turn Luz down? Did she even want to turn Luz down? Were her lips chapped?

When Luz walked right past her without a word, instead taking a piece of chalk from the chalkboard, Amity felt a little confused, and more than a little embarrassed. Shaking the ridiculous ideas this situation had put inside her head, at least for now, Amity watched as Luz drew a square on the board, along with a keyhole.

With a grin, the dark skinned witch turned to Amity, “Can you keep a secret?”

Amity didn’t trust her tongue at the moment, so just nodded, making Luz give a squee. She pressed her hand against the board, and much like a small trapdoor, the square she drew opened up. Not a moment later Luz was climbing into the chalkboard, beckoning Amity to join her.

“What the-?” Amity gasped as she looked inside the trapdoor, and into the void on the other side. Inside of the room were doors upon doors, stretching over every inch of the place, some upside down, some sideways, others right side up, and most of them ever so slightly crooked. The room spiraled upward like a tower, the doors climbing ever upward.

“Welcome!” Luz exclaimed bombastically, spreading her arms in a very Eda-esc fashion, “to the Secret Room of Shortcuts!”

Amity quickly climbed inside the chalkboard to join Luz, who began to show her around the place. “My Mom made this room when she was attending Hexside, and used it to learn all kinds of stuff! She showed me how to use it when I started coming here, since she wanted me to be a little rulebreaker, but I mostly just use it to learn other branches of magic.”

Luz waved Amity over to one of the doors, opening it just a crack. Inside was the potions classroom, where much to Amity’s surprise, there was another Luz inside, stirring a pot. This second Luz caught Amity’s glance, and sent her a subtle finger gun, with Amity awkwardly waving in return, before turning her focus back to the Luz beside her, “How are you-“

Luz just laughed, “Illusions. Remember, I’m pretty good at them? Not nearly as good as Gus, but I made sure to cast a clone of the two of us and sent them off to our classes. They aren’t perfect, but as long as they don’t talk to anyone we know really well, and people don’t look too closely, no one will notice we’re not actually there!”

Luz took Amity by the hand and led her over to a giant, graffitied portrait of what was clearly supposed to be Eda, “This is our patron saint of naughtiness, my Momma-dearest, or as the other’s know her as, Lord Calamity.”

Amity snorted at the nickname, making Luz giggle as well, “She seriously went by that in school?”

Luz nodded, mirth over every inch of her face, “I know, it’s really lame, huh? Who knew Mom was such a tryhard as a kid?”

Amity’s smile froze when she realized what Luz had said a moment before, “Wait, others?”

No sooner had she said it did one of the other doors open, and three figures stepped inside. A short girl dressed in Healing track Blue, a much taller boy with a serious expression in Plant track green, and a familiar dog-like demon that Amity had met the day before, Barcus, of course in his own Oracle purple. The three seemed surprised to see her in the room with Luz, who had simply sent them a cheerful wave as they approached.

The girl stepped forward first, giving Amity a friendly smile, while the boy stayed behind her, looking cautious, “Heya, Luz. Who’s the newbie? I don’t think I recognize her.”

Barcus woofed, with the others all looking at him. The boy then spoke up, having understood him perfectly, “She’s in the Oracle track too?”

Luz nodded, “Yup. Today is Amity’s first week at Hexside, and I’m giving her the tour. Amity, this is Viney and Jerbo, and you’ve already met Barcus.”

The girl, who Amity now knew was Viney, offered a friendly handshake. “It’s nice to meet you. We’re all part of the Junior Bad-girl coven, and this is where we come to conspire to break the Empire’s most sacred laws.”

Amity, already mid-handshake with the grinning girl, had to fight to not immediately retract her hand. Luz just laughed, giving Amity’s shoulder a squeeze, “Calm down, Amity. She just means they study more than one track of magic.”

“Can we really trust her, Luz?” Jerbo asked, looking hesitantly in Amity’s direction, and borderline hiding behind Viney’s broader shoulders. “We can really get in trouble if she rats on us, is all I’m saying. And she’s brand new, so it’s not like any of us know anything about her.”

Barcus barked, giving Jerbo a sly grin, to which the plant track boy retorted, “It’s not like any of us who aren’t Oracles know anything about her, is that better?

Luz rolled her eyes, and threw an arm around Jerbo’s shoulder, “Jerbo, it’s fine! I’ve known Amity for weeks now, and she’s great. She lives with my Mom as her apprentice, and we all know my Mom is the baddest gal around. Amity won’t say a word, right Ams?”

Amity nodded, still not one hundred percent sure why she was here, but having no intention of getting Luz, or her friends, into trouble. “Uh, not to be rude, Luz, but how does this place exactly solve my Oracle track problem, and get Bump to let me switch tracks?”

Viney whistled, “You’re trying to change tracks? That’s a lot of paperwork for Bump to go through. As far as I know, it’s only happened once before.”

“I know the story,” Amity assured her, glancing between Viney and Luz.

Luz however, already had the answer to Amity’s question, “That’s easy! You wanted to learn which track would suit you best! So, using this place, you can look around at all of them until you find one you like enough to join. Then, you get really good at it by studying it in secret, and impress Bump so much he has to change your track!”

Amity fidgeted, “Not that I doubt your plan, Luz, but if it was so easy, what are these guys doing here?”

Viney clapped Amity on the back, “Don’t you worry about us. We’re not trying to change tracks.”

“We’re interested in more than one field at once,” Jerbo supplied carefully, still not fully trusting the new girl, “We’re not looking for a transfer, but this is the only way we can study the tracks we want to take. I’m officially in the Plant track, but I also am really passionate about Abominations, and there are so many ways to mix and match those branches that just aren’t allowed.”

“I want to learn Healing and Beast Keeping,” Viney added, pointing to two separate doors as she spoke that Amity could only assume led to the two tracks. Amity’s mind went to what Camila did for a living, at least before Viney spoke again, “My pet Griffon, Puddles, is an amazing assistant. Sure, she can be a bit enthusiastic, but she isn’t making the injuries worse. Mostly.”

Barcus added his own two snails, but since Amity couldn’t understand him, Luz filled in, “Barcus says he was placed in the Oracle track, but wanted to revolutionize the way it worked through potions. In my opinion, as a Potioneer myself, I think he’s got the right idea, potions are incredibly flexible in what you can get them to do, after all.”

Barcus gave a nod of approval, and Viney continued, “Luz here helped us all out. Multi-tracking is against the rules, but because Luz wants to learn all the tracks, she was also keeping an eye on us from this room, and got us all out of being thrown into the detention track by causing a little bit of Clawthorne mischief someplace else at around the same time Bump would have busted us.”

“Then it was just a matter of letting us join her here, and we’ve been learning a second track in secret while attending our main tracks ever since.” Jerbo finished. “We really owe her a lot.”

“Aw, you guys, that was all your hard work, I just opened the door for you,” Luz blushed under their praise.

Viney put Luz in a headlock, ruffling her hair, “Stop being so humble and take the credit when we give it to you!”

This just got Luz back into a laughing fit, shoving against Viney to escape.

Amity smiled as she watched Luz, surrounded by her friends, the people she had helped. Luz really did everything she could to help everyone around her, including Amity, didn’t she? “Is this what you did for Willow when you were younger?”

Luz winked slyly, finger gunning at her human friend, “Maaaaybe.”

Amity smirked, then nodded, “Okay, I’ll do it.”

“Huh?” The group stopped to look at Amity as she spoke.

“I’ll go along with your plan. It’s a good one, and I know it’ll work.” Amity clarified.

Luz’s face broke into one of the widest grins she’d ever had, and without warning she rushed Amity, wrapping her arms around the human girl's waist and lifting her off the ground, “We’ll absolutely get you into another track! Just you wait.”

“Now that that’s decided,” Viney added, smirking as Luz, who now remembering they had an audience, let Amity drop with a red hue on her cheeks, “Wanna put your name on the wall of troublemakers, newbie?”


The next few days were some of the busiest of Amity’s life. From the time she woke up, she’d be biking to make her deliveries, then biking to school, where she’d spend her pre-lunch hours in Oracle lessons. From there she’d go hang out with her friends, new and old, then study a little bit of every other track Hexside had to offer after lunch until school closed, all while not being caught in the act, before heading back to the Owl House with Luz. It was a lot to pile on her shoulders, but she accepted it all with glee. This was a challenge she fully embraced, and there was something kind of exhilarating knowing she was learning things she wasn’t supposed to.

On Friday things changed a little, her schedule going as planned until she stopped by her locker to drop off her books after lunch. Amity wouldn’t need them after all, they were all for the Oracle classes she’d be skipping, and the illusion clone Luz had made of her that would be taking the class in her stead wouldn’t need them either.

Just as her locker finished swallowing the books, keeping them safe in its belly, a hand slammed onto the locker next to Amity, and a flash of red hair entered her vision. She turned to see a three eyed girl giving her a triple stink-eye, a small gang of students from various other tracks behind her as they moved in on Amity.

“Can I… help you?” Amity asked cautiously, not understanding what this was about. Perhaps if she hadn’t skipped as many of her Oracles classes, she’d have seen this coming from the various data points she’d have had to put together.

The triclops glared at her, “What, you don’t recognize us? Are we that far below your notice, oh ruler and destroyer of the Treasure Shack?”

Now Amity was truly confused, looking behind the three eyed girl to glance at the rest for clues, “I- what?”

“It’s because of you that we spent three days trapped in other people's bodies!” The girl snarled, thrusting a finger into Amity’s chest, and now Amity remembered.

“Wh-wh-what! That wasn’t me! I had spent that day outside of my own body! You got stuck with a demon who was running around as me!”

The girl continued to glare, “You expect me to believe that crap?”

Amity grimaced, “If it makes you feel any better, I spent the day stuck in the body of a middle aged woman and harassed by the guards?”

While that didn’t make the triclops budge, it did make one of her cohorts snort behind her. A girl in red that marked her as a Bard laid a hand on the other girl's shoulder, “Come on Boscha, she’s acting nothing like she was at the Treasure Shack. I’d say she’s telling the truth about us dealing with someone else.”

While not everyone in the group seemed to agree, there were enough echoes of the same sentiment to at least give Amity the benefit of the doubt to make the triclops, Boscha, back off a bit. Rather than glare at Amity, Boscha instead leaned her back against the other locker, casually inspecting her nails. “Alright, let's say I believe you. What’s a human like you even doing in a school like this?”

“Learning magic, same as you,” Amity said, crossing her arms.

Boscha snickered, as if that were a funny joke, “Everyone knows humans can’t learn magic.”

“Actually,” One of her friends spoke up, the one wearing a beanie with long sleeves that covered his hands. The color marked him as an Oracle student, “She’s in the Oracle Track with me. She’s close to being top student, behind Barcus, after only a week.”

“No one asked you,” Boscha growled, but seemed to concede the point. “Fine, so you’re learning magic. Big deal.”

She seemed to consider something, her third eye widening, “Say, I tend to keep company with a lot of the best. I’m not saying I’ll let you into the group yet, but I’m willing to give a human with the talent to be near the top of her class a chance. What do you say, wanna hang out with us for the day?”

There was a murmur of agreement among the rest of the students, all of them siding with Boscha’s statement. Amity felt a little put on the spot, but they were giving her a chance, despite their run in with King when he was in her body. It would mean skipping out on hanging out with Luz and the rest of the Junior Bad-Girl Coven, but she was sure they’d understand if she took a day off of her studies to make some friends who didn’t already belong to Luz.

As much as Amity liked Willow, Gus, and the Troublemakers, she did sometimes feel like she was hogging Luz from them, or that she was akin to a third wheel. She was the newest person in the friend group, who only knew everyone else because Luz was connected to them. This was Amity’s chance to branch out, to get a group of her own. At worst, she could at least clear up this misunderstanding with the body swap, and clear the air between them.

Amity shrugged, “Sure, I’m game.”

Boscha grinned, exposing her sharpened fangs, “Sounds great. Tell me, do you happen to play any sports?”


Amity dodged a roaring ball of fire, the flames coming so close that it singed her clothing as it passed. When she’d been asked if she wanted to play a friendly game of Grudgby, she hadn’t been sure what to expect, but this hadn’t been it.

It was far more exhilarating than she’d thought any sport could possibly be. Also, deadly. Really deadly.

Beside her were Cat and the boy with the beanie, who’s name she’d been told, but had forgotten. They’d been assigned to her team, while Boscha had gotten Skara and Amelia. At the time, Amity hadn’t realized she was being set up, her team having two novices, with only Cat being a player, while Boscha had got to keep her primary team, and was the Captain of the Hexside Banshees to boot.

Amity’s team wasn’t exactly winning, but she was having a lot of fun regardless. The field was utterly destroyed around them, several patches of grass iced over from Amity’s own barrage, while just as much was on fire from Boscha’s attempts to take Amity out of the game.

“You okay over there?” Cat asked, side eyeing Amity. The witch was winded, and almost seemed sorry for her human teammate for getting caught up in one of Boscha’s rampages. “I didn’t think she’d be this hard on you when we decided to play.”

“I’m fine,” Amity replied shortly, smirking despite how her body ached and protested every minor movement. She was going to be so sore in the morning. “I think Boscha’s finally moved past trying to kill me. I might even say she looks like she’s having fun!”

Amity should have known this was some kind of trap. She’d gotten so used to Luz’s softness, she hadn’t expected to be set up by another witch. Still, despite what Boscha had thrown at her this entire game, the fact that Amity was still standing seemed to earn some of the triclops’ respect. Her sneer seemed more like a grin as she chucked more fireballs Amity’s way, missing the mark on all but one, that with an ice clad hand Amity caught from out of the air, reclaiming the ball for her team.

A glance at the smoking ball made Amity’s eyebrows perk, as the telltale sign of a glyph was scorched into it, quickly disappearing as the embers faded. “Here, take it,” Amity threw the ball to Cat, whipping out her notebook to scrawl the glyph down for later.

“What’s our play?” Beanie boy asked, and Amity kicked herself again for never learning his name.

The three huddled together to work out a plan of attack. They only had less than a minute left in the game, and were down by several points. It didn’t really matter what they did, there just wasn’t a way to score enough to win at this point. Still, Amity wanted to make a good impression, one Boscha would never forget, “Okay, here is what we’re going to do. Cat will take the ball, and will kick it to…. You. Keep passing it back and forth, keep their team in the middle of you, then get it to me when I reach the end of the field, near their goal.”

“And then what will you do?” Cat asked, pushing up her glasses, which had been cracked after she’d been tackled halfway through the game.

“Once it’s to me, there will be a huge gap between the ball and them. I’ll ice over the field so they can’t get to me easily, then race to get it into their goal. We won’t be able to win, but at least we go out with a bang. What do you say?”

The two other Hexolios nodded, pumping their fists, “We can do it!”

Amity cheered them on, loving the enthusiasm they had for the game despite knowing they’d lose. The play started, her teammates putting some distance between her and themselves as they passed the ball between them. No one on Boscha’s team was paying Amity any attention as she backed towards their goal while keeping an eye on her teammates, who did their best to weave past Skara and Amelia.

They didn’t do their job well enough, and Amity swore as the ball was stolen from them. Then she cursed again as she stepped on something round and smooth, feeling her foot slide out beneath her as she fell to the ground.

The sound of Boscha laughing at her met Amity’s ears as she rubbed her head. “Ugh, okay, who left their… ugly metal beetle on the field?” Amity asked, lifting the object she’d tripped over up, looking around and demanding answers.

Skara, who had the ball, dropped it, mouth agape. Cat and Beanie boy took one look at Amity, then broke out into cheers, huddling around the human and lifting her off the ground and onto their shoulders. Boscha grit her teeth, spewing one foul word after the other. It all left Amity feeling very confused. “What?”

“You found the Rusty Smidge!” Amelia informed her, coming over to help support Amity on her teammates shoulders. “That means you automatically win!”

That didn’t help Amity at all with her confusion, but she shrugged it off, “Well, they do say don’t look a gift horse in the mouth…”

The teens set Amity down, their exuberance flowing freely with cheers and fist pumps. In the midst of this though, Boscha stepped forward, arms crossed and face unreadable, and her friends became quiet, waiting to hear what their leader had to say. Boscha eyed each of them slowly, all three eyes landing on each one of her friends, before landing on Amity, who tensed under the Captain’s glare.

Then, Boscha smiled, “Not bad. For a human. What do you guys think, should she be welcomed to the Treasure Shack?”

The group unanimously cheered, and Amity was worried they’d try to heave her into the air again, “Wow, those are some high words of praise, coming from you, Boscha. Are you sure you didn’t get a concussion?” Amity asked, but unable to keep a smile off her own face. Boscha’s grin was infectious.

The triclops lifted a finger to her temple, and when she pulled it away there was a bit of blood sticking to her fingers, “We can’t rule that out, but you did a good job regardless. You’ll fit right in with the rest of my gang.”

Boscha threw an arm around Amity’s shoulders, pulling her in close, “You managed to beat me, even if it was just with the Smidge. That’s impressive. I like impressive. I hope you’ll be thinking of trying out for the team in the future.”

Amity felt a heat reach her cheeks at the closeness. Between the way Boscha was eyeing her, the sweaty uniforms, and how out of breath they all were, it was hard to tell if the girl was flirting with her or not. Or if Amity liked that.

Boscha grinned and her third eye winked, and oh yeah, Amity liked it. “Yeah, I think I will.” She sent the sports star a wink back, feeling a bit warm inside when she noticed a blush forming on Boscha’s cheek.

Together, the group began to migrate back towards the main campus, Boscha’s arm going from around Amity’s shoulder to around her waist. A bit forward, but Amity wasn’t complaining. Boscha had nice arms, and her confidence was incredibly attractive. “You know, it only now occurs to me that we all cut class to play a game, should we try to sneak in, or something?”

The others giggled at her suggestion, like it was ridiculous to even ask, but Boscha shut them up with a wave of her hand, “Nah, I’m the Grudgby Captain. The school lets me do impromptu practices whenever I want. Really, they’d let me get away with murder as long as I keep winning games.”

Knowing the Boiling Isles, Amity wasn’t sure if that was exaggeration or not. She merely hummed, and hoped the redhead’s body count was low if this was going to be the start of some kind of relationship between them.

At that moment, for whatever reason, Amity thought of Luz, who was also skipping her classes, though to study everything else, and felt the faintest bit of guilt for hanging out with another girl. She tried to force those feelings away, telling herself Luz would be happy for her. She’d found some new friends, and when Luz found out, she’d be ecstatic. Maybe they could even all hang out together. Yeah, Luz would like that.

The group made their way into the school, their excited murmurs echoing off the empty walls. It seemed oddly quiet, the Grudgby team being the only voices in the building, which at first didn’t strike Amity as unusual, until she realized she couldn’t hear the muffled speaking of teachers or students in their classrooms. It wasn’t just quiet, it was as if all the ambient noise had been sucked out of the building, down to the gentle hum of the lights.

A tug at her waist pulled her from those thoughts as Boscha continued, “So, huma- er, Amity, I was thinking, you don’t have to hang out with those other kids at lunch anymore. You can sit with us from now on. What do you say you and I get some grub next lunch period? Or… maybe tomorrow, if your Saturday is free?”

Amity’s cheeks flushed as she realized this was probably Boscha’s way of asking her on a date. There was just a bit of an issue she’d taken with Boscha’s tone, though, “I’d love to, really, but, well, I happen to like those other kids I eat lunch with. I would hope they’d be invited as well, um, at school, not tomorrow. Do you have some sort of problem with them?”

Boscha grimaced, “Ugh, I wouldn’t say it’s a problem as long as they stay out of my way. I mean, sure, Half-a-Witch got moved to a new track a few years ago, but she’s still garbage at anything other than plants. Even the basic spell curriculum like shields and fire spells are out of her grasp. The Illusion brat is good, and pretty funny, but he’s just a kid, I can’t take him seriously.”

Boscha shook her head, “But Luzer is the worst. I take Potions with her, and she can hardly stay focused on one thing, and her grades are in the tank. Besides, with her Mom being who she is, that practically makes her a criminal by association. You’re better off ditching them, they’ll just drag you down.”

Amity frowned, side stepping out of Boscha’s reach so her arm fell limp at her side. When Boscha tried to reclaim her place at Amity’s side, the human girl slapped Boscha’s hand away before it could snake back around her waist. “I happen to know Luz, and she’s a very hard worker. Don’t say stuff like that when you don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Boscha’s face fell, her mouth curved into a downward line, “She can hardly think straight. If she was as hard working as you say, she’d be the top in potions, like I am.”

“I don’t care that she’s not the top student,” Amity growled. Boscha’s groups watched awkwardly from the side, not knowing who to side with in this argument. “I like Luz, she’s been very kind to me. The same with Gus and Willow. They’re my friends. I was hoping we could all be friends.”

Boscha seemed to consider Amity’s words before she spoke next, pursing her lips. “I can’t be friends with those bottom of the social rung morons. You’re just gonna have to choose, me or them.”

The red head crossed her arms, her word final. Behind her, her friends seemed to agree with Boscha, nodding and folding their arms as well, even if they seemed a little sorry to have to do so. Cat and Beanie Boy especially, who’s glances seemed to beg Amity to choose Boscha, and by extension, them.

Amity looked back at them, then looked at Boscha, coming to a realization. Breathing a sigh, the human girl spoke, “You know, I was just like you, once. Only where you seem to choose it, I wasn’t allowed to have friends who were below me at my old school, so rather than disappoint myself and get close to them on my own, I’d act like a jerk and push them away before they could even try.”

Boscha’s eyes seemed to perk, indicating she was listening as Amity continued. “I had ‘friends’ who didn’t actually know or even care to know me. I had to hide my real self from them constantly, because as much as I didn’t really enjoy their company, it was better than being alone when they realized I wasn’t all that different from the people they considered below them.”

Amity looked Boscha in the eyes, a hard task to do when she only had two to Boscha’s three. “So, I gotta ask, Boscha, do you actually value your friends because they’re your friends, or just for their social status? And do you like who you are, or does the person you portray yourself as only exist to keep them from leaving you?”

Amity centered her gaze on Boscha’s group behind her next, “And maybe I’m overstepping, but you should ask yourselves that question too. Do you guys actually want to be friends with Boscha, or is it just because she’s Team Captain, and is ‘going places?’”

“I’m done pretending to be someone I’m not. I’m done having my friends chosen for me for their social status, or for what they can do for me. I won’t let you call my friends names like Luzer or Half-a-Witch, and if it means choosing them over you, I will do so every day of the week over you. Because they liked me before they found out I got good grades, or because I kicked their ass at a game I’d never played before that they’re supposed to be the best at. They like me for me, and I like them for them.” Amity jabbed her finger into Boscha’s chest, daring the other girl to say anything against her.

The place fell to silence. Boscha’s gang shifted uncomfortably behind their leader, and Amity wondered if her words had reached any of them, and if any of them felt they were true. Boscha remained unblinking, staring Amity down, but didn’t speak.

Breathing out her nose, Amity gave the Grudgby player a pat on the shoulder, “You’re pretty, Boscha. And talented. And probably a lot of other things I’d have liked to have learned about. If you ever decide to change, I’ll be happy to go out on that lunch date with you. Until then, goodbye.”

Then she turned around, holding her head up high, and started to march away. Maybe she burned bridges. Maybe she could have handled that better. But she couldn’t regret standing up for her friends and herself. Boscha finally sputtered, reaching out to Amity but she was too far down the hallway for her to grasp, “Wait, where are you going?”

Amity paused, then without looking back began to reply, “I’m going to find-“

The quiet hallway erupted into screams and hisses. Amity turned around, to see a large, snakelike monster had been where she’d been standing, its tail pinning down Boscha’s friends against the floor, while the redhead herself was in the beast's grasp. Its mouth was open, and it seemed to suck something out of Boscha, who tried to scream and cry, but her voice rang weak and hollow. The Grudgby captain fainted in the snake's grasp, and was dropped to the floor like a rag doll while the creature moved on to her friends.

“So much delicious magic to feast upon!” The fanged demon laughed, plucking up another teen, this time Skara, and repeating the process.

“- Luz…” Amity uttered out in shock, then took off as fast as her feet could carry her, hoping to make it to the empty classroom and the Secret Hall of Shortcuts before it was too late to warn her friends that the school was under attack.


Amity made it to the empty classroom, throwing herself at the door. It didn’t budge, of course. Luz liked to prop a door against the handle so no one came in while they were in the room of shortcuts. Still, Amity didn’t know the shortcuts well enough to find and open them anywhere else than here, so she pounded against the door, ramming her small body against it until the vibrations shook the chair on the other side enough to make it fall.

Amity crawled through the chalkboard, ignoring the dull aches of her flesh, only to be immediately pinned the moment she came through by a pair of strong hands. Fearing she was already too late, she gave a cry, only to be released just as quickly as she was taken down.

“Sorry!” Viney’s voice met her ears, the stronger girl climbing off of the human and offering her a hand up, “I freaked out and pinned you like any other Beast.”

As Amity was heaved back up to her feet, she breathed a sigh of relief to see everyone else was already here, looking just as panicked as she felt. Luz was pacing back and forth, her Scroll in her hand, muttering to herself. Jerbo was curled into a little ball over in the corner, looking a moment away from a panic attack, and Barcus seemed to be trying to divine the future with his crystal ball.

“I don’t envy any of the animals you’ve worked with,” Amity forced a smile, brushing herself off, “I’m going to assume from the state of things here that you all know what’s going on?”

“Yeah. A Greater Basilisk attacked while classes were in session. She posed as some kind of inspector or something to get in.” Viney explained.

“So, you basically know more than I do right now, good.” Amity breathed a sigh of relief. “Can you tell me anything about this Basilisk? You’re the Beast Keeping expert, right?”

Viney perked up a little, but deflated all the same, “Well, I can tell you only three things. One, Basilisks are shapeshifters. It’s how it got inside the school. Two, they eat magic, draining it out of witches until they’re too weak to defend themselves.”

“And the third one?” Amity asked, hopeful it would give them some way to defeat the thing.

“They’re supposed to be extinct, and have been for hundreds of years!” Jerbo cracked, losing what little composure he had left, “Meaning that any way to fight these things has basically been lost to time.”

Amity bit her lip, “Gotcha. What about Luz?”

Hearing her name, Luz glanced over, giving up with her scroll, “I was trying to call my Mom, so she could help us fight this thing, but the signal can’t get out of the room of shortcuts unless we open a door because it’s technically a pocket dimension.”

“And we can’t do that, why?”

“Because the second we open that door and make a call, the magical signal from the scroll will lead the Basilisk right to this room, where it’ll eat us.” Luz sighed, slumping against a wall.

“We’re doomed…” Jerbo moaned.

Amity looked around at their defeated faces, “Maybe not…”

Luz looked hopeful, “Gotta plan in that big brain of yours, Ams?”

“You said it eats magic, right? That explains why it more or less ignored me when it attacked the others,” Amity explained. “But I can still use Glyphs. With this room, we have the element of surprise, and the ability to move around like no one else can. I say we take the fight to it when its guard is down.”

Viney clapped a hand on Amity’s shoulder, “If you’ve got a plan, we’re listening.”


Amity stepped out of the Room of shortcuts, landing on the ground right behind the Greater Basilisk. With it none the wiser, she drew out a piece of paper with an ice glyph plastered on it, taping it with her finger and then quickly sliding it across the floor, where it erupted underneath the beast, slamming it against the ceiling.

With the Basilisk dazed and its focus entirely on Amity, it lunged carelessly, slithering across the ground where the human awaited it. “Now! Do it now!” Amity cried as the Basilisk got into position.

Without any time to respond to the unseen threats, the Basilisk found itself pinned to the floor this time by Puddles, Viney’s trusted pet Griffon. The two fought and wrestled, Puddles getting a good slash across the Basilisk’s face and even exhaling Spider breath on it, when a hidden door below the two opened up, and the Basilisk fell into the Room of Shortcuts.

Below, Luz and Jerbo were waiting, opening yet another door for the Basilisk to fall through, one that led right to the auditorium. Unfortunately, the basilisk was too big to fit through the second door, Jerbo having to summon a green Abomination made of sludge and plant material to attack, one of its arms forming into a stump that it used as a hammer to force the Basilisk through the door.

Flying down on Puddles’ back from above, Viney and Jerbo joined Amity and Barcus, the latter of which had crystal ball in his paws, and a potion in his muzzle, which was splashed onto the downed Basilisk’s face to blind it, while a summoned familiar held the beast down.

It was Amity’s turn next, as she eyed the creature before her as it wailed. With it blinded, it couldn’t counter their next strike by just swallowing it. She almost felt bad for doing this. Almost. “Time to fry!” She exclaimed, pulling out the page of her notebook that had her new fire glyph on it, holding it forth and blasting the Basilisk with a jet of flame that engulfed the beast.

As it screamed in pain, glowing balls of stolen magic flew out of its mouth, its body deflating more and more with each one freed, until all that remained of the Basilisk was a bit of charred snakeskin, cooking over the now burning auditorium stage.

Amity felt more than a little mentally scarred after watching that unfold, while beside her Barcus and Jerbo breathed sighs of relief. Viney tended to Puddles, who had sustained a few scrapes and cuts in the fight. Meanwhile, Principal Bump, who had witnessed most of this and had his magic reclaimed, now loomed over them, looking none-to-pleased to see students mixing magic. Seeing the Principal coming, Luz, still above in the secret room, grabbed the door and closed it to the point where there was just a crack allowing her to see and hear.

“Uh,” Amity raised a finger, “I know you said you’d have let me join short of me burning down the auditorium, but that was on Monday, so this doesn’t count as an expulsion, does it?”

“I’ll get to you, Miss Amity.” Bump promised ominously, instead making his way over to the members of the Junior Bad-Girl Coven. “You should know by now that mixing magic is very much against school rules. It skirts the Emperor’s laws. I should be handing you all out detentions, if not outright expulsions for what you’ve done.”

Amity strode between her principal and her new friends, holding her arms out, “And yet they saved the whole school! Without them, you’d all be powerless at best, Basilisk food at worst. You can’t punish them for that! If a rule exists just to punish someone, then it shouldn’t exist at all! And that’s coming from someone who loves the rules!”

Bump frowned. As much as he didn’t like a student telling him what he could and couldn’t do, he did have to begrudgingly admit that she had a point. “So, what would you have me do?”

“Let them take the tracks they want to take! Heck, they learned all this stuff on their own anyway, they’ll just keep learning no matter how you try to stifle them.” Amity pointed out, making the Principal sulk.

Heaving a sigh, Bump conceded, “Very well. I’m smart enough to know that if things don’t change, you’ll just rebel and overthrow the school like I did in my youth. I’d rather keep my head where it is, thank you. We’ll do a trial run. I want you all to know, if your grades can’t keep up, you’ll be punished and put back into a one track program. And the laws haven’t changed just because I’m bending school rules for you, when you come of age, you’ll have to join a coven. You’ll still have to pick just one of those.”

The troublemaking trio's eyes lit up as Bump gave his blessing. With a faint smile, Bump beckoned them, “Now, which tracks do you want to join?”

“Healing and Beast Keeping!”

“Plants and Abominations!”

“Woof!”

With their uniforms changed, Amity was the only one left, “And what is it that you want? I presume you’ll want to dual-track as well?” Bump raised a brow at the human, finger raised to change her uniform's colors.

Amity bit her lip and pondered, “Honestly, I don’t know what I want to be in yet. There are nine choices, and I barely know enough about any of them to choose. I’m good at the Oracle track, but I just… lack passion for it. It just seems like a lot to ask, but is there any way I could take, I dunno, a sample course or something?”

Bump scratched at his chin, then gave a nod. With a twirl of his finger, Amity’s uniform took on colors from all tracks, “I can see what you mean. You’re a unique case, Miss Amity, and don’t have all the context everyone else has when they make their choice on what to learn. I’ll allow it. You can take as many classes as you’d like for the semester, but I expect an answer on what track or tracks you’d like to be a permanent part of by the start of next year, am I clear?”

“Crystal,” Amity nodded.

That just left Luz, who was still above them, unnoticed in the Secret room. Amity glanced up at her, ready to call attention to the witch and let her get everything she’d ever wanted out of her school life, but Luz just gave her a sly smile, pressing a finger to her lips to shush Amity about her involvement. Amity sent Luz a wink, and the witch closed the door, leaving her friends to bask in the good news with Bump none the wiser of her involvement.


The school day had finally ended, and Amity and Luz were walking back to the Owl House side by side, “So, why didn’t you jump in to claim a spot as an all-track student?” Amity asked, nudging the girl beside her.

Luz grinned, “Well, I kinda like the super secretness of the hideout? I’m not ready to give that up. Besides, you heard Bump, this is just for a semester for you, and I’m not ready to narrow my interests down to just two tracks.”

After another moment she added, “Plus, that trial run required good grades. I’m good, but stretched between all nine tracks I’d end up getting kicked out of all the classes after just a week!”

Amity stifled a laugh, reminded of Boscha’s comments on Luz’s grades. She hadn’t seen the girl again after the attack, and wondered if her opinion of Luz would change if she knew she’d helped save Boscha’s life. But Amity mentally shrugged that off, it was the sports star’s loss for not giving Luz another glance for all these years.

“That reminds me,” Luz said, tapping her chin, “Where were you before the attack? We had lunch, then you left for your locker, but you never showed up at the Secret Room. I left an illusion of you in your class, but I guess that got eaten by the Basilisk.”

Amity opened her mouth, but hesitated. Finally, she answered, “I thought about making a few new friends. We played some Grudgby for a bit, which reminded me of a sport we have back home I used to play, just a lot more weird.”

Luz’s smile lit up, “That’s great! I’m happy you made some new friends.”

Amity faltered, “Don’t be. It didn’t work out.”

“Why not?” Luz cocked her head, a frown forming on her lips.

Amity shrugged, “Boscha thought I should stop hanging out with you. I told her that wasn’t cool, and I was going to stick with you.”

Luz stopped in her tracks, eyes wide. Amity paused, looking back at the witch. “What?”

“You chose me over Boscha?” Luz asked quietly.

Amity walked back to Luz’s side, pressing a hand to her shoulder, “It wasn’t even a contest. You’re my best friend, Luz.”

Luz glanced down at her shoes, “I- I don’t think anyone ever thought of me as their best friend before.”

“You’re kidding, right? Luz, every single one of your friends looks at you like you hung the stars in the sky. I don’t think any of them don’t consider you their best friend. Willow, Gus, Viney, Jerbo, or Barcus.”

Luz sent Amity a wobbly smile, then wiped at her eyes as the sniffles started. “Thanks, Amity. I think you’re my best friend, too.”

Amity considered throwing her arm over Luz’s shoulder, but it felt more right to snake it around her waist as they walked the rest of the way home, hips bumping the whole way.


I am thirty-seven years old when my worst nightmare comes to life, when I arrive home to my girlfriend screaming in terror, and my daughter covered in feathers.

An elixir later, and Luz is back to normal, but is still far from herself. The girl is clearly disturbed by what has happened to her, and Camila’s panicking isn’t helping. I have to drag the frantic woman out of the room before she can make things worse, and sit her down. She’s is owed an explanation.

I told her everything. Because I’ve never uttered a word about my curse to Camila before, even after all these years together. Camila hadn’t been there at Hexside when I transformed the first time, she hadn’t heard the rumors about why they called me the Owl Lady, or if she has she thinks they’re just that, rumors. She’d gone to St. Epiderm, far from Bonesborough, far from my childhood, and we hadn’t met until years later, after I long had my condition under control, lock and key.

Except that now Luz had it, too. I have cursed her own daughter, just by having her with the woman I loved.

Camila wasn’t happy. Who would, knowing your partner had kept such a secret from you for years. She screamed, and yelled, and threw things. Some of them hit the wall. Some of them hit me. I don’t defend myself. Don’t raise a hand.

Except for when-

“My daughter is a monster, Eda!”

I had just stood there and taken it this whole time, but felt something snap inside me at those words, and on instinct my hand is raised, stopping mere inches from slapping Camila’s face.

“Don’t,” I hissed, “Don’t call her that.”

My eyes become wet as everything, all the revelations of the day, catch up to me, shock finally giving away to tears, “Luz isn’t a monster.” “

“She just goes away for a little while.”

“She’s still in there, she’s still our girl.”

“She’s going to be scared. Titan, I’m an adult and everytime I change I’m scared.”

“She’s not a monster. She’s just got one inside of her now.”

I say all these things as I try not to let my despair overwhelm me. Camila is sobbing, and for the first time since I have stepped into this house, she stops yelling and throwing things, and holds me. Camila apologizes, saying that she didn’t mean it. Didn’t mean to call Luz that. I forgive her, because I can’t blame her for being scared, and tell her to watch Luz for her while I’m gone.

“Where are you going? Why are you leaving when all of this is happening?” She asks.

“I never found the person who did this to me, Cam. I gave up.”

“I’ve got a new reason to start looking again.”

“I’ll have Morton drop off some elixirs for you tomorrow, enough to last a while.”

“I don’t know when I’ll be back.”

I kissed Luz on the forehead before I left, promising I’ll be back soon. I lied. For the next five years, I only see my daughter a handful of times, and each time she looks at me with hopefully eyes, hoping this will be the time I stay. I don’t.

I’ve got a list of suspects, but each of them are dead ends. A board full of names and dates and magical abilities all tangled up with string that connects them, with possible motives. After five years of searching, I’ve come no closer to finding them and making them pay.

I give up. Again.

Camila has moved on, and doesn't want anything to do with me anymore. Not after I more or less abandoned them. By the Titan’s graces, she is willing to work out a way for me to spend time with Luz, and I’m beyond grateful for whatever she’s given me. I haven’t exactly been the greatest mother. Owls were never exactly known for that.

I never found the person who hurt my baby, though. Five wasted years, down the drain, for nothing. I’m not sure who I can’t forgive more, the one who cursed me, or myself for my failings.


Eda wakes in her nest with a start at the age of forty-five, groggy, mildly hung over, with a bottle of Appleblood clenched tightly in her hands. She let the bottle clatter out to the ground where it rolls, the sound banishing the memories that came with the dream, as well as spilling what was left in the bottle out into a puddle on the floor.

Eda climbs out of her nest on all fours, stretching and groaning as her joints pop. Scratching her backside, she stumbled out of her room, cursing how she feels more tired after her impromptu nap than before she took it.

The sound of laughter greets the witch’s pointed ears as she heads for the stairs. Peeking down them, Eda sees her daughter on the couch, talking and laughing with Amity, so close their bodies are rubbing against each other as Luz gestures frantically as she speaks.

Eda smiles, “Ah, the kid’s got it so bad.” And she does. Luz is as obvious as her Mama was when Eda met her, all bright red cheeks and physical affectionate touches. Eda sometimes thinks her apprentice is just as into Luz as Luz is into her, but really, that’s their business. As long as they’re keeping it PG when they’re sleeping in the same bedroom, Eda is happy with whatever relationship the two have… But maybe she’ll have King sleep in there with them, just in case.

Eda stumbles back to her room, opening her closet and removing an old, dusty cork board covered in string from the depths. She hadn’t touched it in years, but with recent events in mind, she figures it’s about time to start up her manhunt again.

Her baby was hurting the other day after her transformation. Amity’s presence made it better, more tolerable for Luz, but Eda couldn’t rest until there was a body in the ground. She’ll make them rue the day they ever cast this curse on Edalyne Clawthorne.

Notes:

Okay, wow, this was a long chapter. The dream sequences were done in first person, and written a bit more choppy, just to make them feel a bit more out of place, since they are dreams. Stylistic low quality! It’s like an indie game with pixel art, only not as good!

Not my favorite chapter. Second hardest to write after Grom, which will be coming up soon-ish. Still have a few more chapters until then Took forever to get this done. I think this chapter and Grom took as long to write combined as the rest of this entire fic did, actually.

I’ve been seeding the idea that Luz is self conscious of herself a lot in this fic. Right down to her first conversation with Amity, she’s unsure if she’s being annoying, or being “too much,” especially when she asks Amity if she’d like to make an Azura book club together. This unsureness has popped up a few more times, and finally gets a bit of a resolution here. Luz doesn’t think highly of herself due to her curse, thinking she’s a monster, and doesn’t think anyone thinks of her as a close friend, despite everyone around her loving her to pieces. Amity is here to remedy that.

Also, I combined the Grudgby game from WilW with the First Day, because I had to come up with something for Boscha. I’m still undecided on exactly where to take her character, but I figure that half the reason Boscha is so bad is because Amity was there pushing her to be, bringing out her worst, and then after breaking up their friendship, Boscha got even worse because Amity chose the “losers'' over her.

In this AU, Boscha is still scummy, but she’s more concerned with being on top, and being with others on top, rather than pushing everyone else down. Willow, Gus and Luz are nobodies, who she doesn’t concern herself with as long as they know their place, and she isn't going to go out of her way to bully them. Doesn’t mean Amity takes kindly to Boscha looking down on the person she thinks is the coolest in the world.

The Dual-track students' changed stories were interesting to come up with. Since Luz would know about the secret room, being Eda’s daughter, I figure she’d have access to it long before anyone else. She found the others as kindred spirits before they could get in trouble and thrown into detention, so they still take a bunch of regular classes, but use illusions to cover for them while they sneak extra lessons elsewhere. I considered adding even more characters to the Junior Bad-girl’s coven, maybe Skara, or another one of Boscha’s gang, but axed that when I added Grudgby. Also, I changed Barcus’ original track to oracle, so they were a little more spread out, since Luz was already in potions. It also gave Amity someone to run into before she joins the troublemakers.

I tweaked their fight just a little, because damn, rewatching the actual fight, Viney is like, the only one who contributes, and even that is through Puddles. The rest could have been done without magic. Barcus literally did nothing by combining potions and oracle track magic. Maybe he acted as a distraction, but he didn’t need to use magic to do that. It’s one of the weakest fights in the show, and only serves to make their magic look kinda lame and useless, at least for fighting a basilisk. Jerbo literally only cuts a rope in that fight!

As for the basilisk’s death, knowing what we know now, that this Basilisk is basically insane from how Belos treated it, and after being defeated it was likely brought back to its prison to be experimented and tortured some more, I think killing it was more merciful a fate. Amity has a body count now! Yay!

Chapter 10: To Rebel Without A Cause

Notes:

Mild Trigger Warning for this chapter. There will be underage alcohol use around the midpoint. It won’t be a reoccurring element in the fic, and is a solitaire incident.

This chapter isn’t based on any episode. Felt like doing something entirely original again.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Eda was a crook, through and through. She’d stolen, robbed, cheated, hijacked, pinched, poached, snatched, swiped and once even purloined. She’d done it all, and what that did to a gal on the lam was make her observant.

After all, if she was going to be emptying some pockets, she had to know which pockets to pick, often just by looking at someone. She’d learned to judge when someone was carrying a lot of snails, and how easy it would be to take them without being noticed. Not that it wasn’t fun to be noticed, the chase was half the thrill, but she always needed to know who was more on guard than someone else.

And Amity was always on guard. Or, more accurately, always on edge. The girl had opened up about being a runaway, and even reestablished some form of connection with her siblings(an act Eda paradoxically both wished she could perform, and didn’t understand why anyone would want. Family was a bother.), but she’d kept her trap shut about whatever else had happened in her old home.

Eda didn’t want to pry. That wasn’t an exaggeration, either, she really didn’t want to pry. Amity’s past was behind her, and it was best it stayed there. Still, she was supposed to be a ‘responsible’ adult, at least according to Camila, so she did her best to make sure that Amity always knew she was welcome, and that she didn’t have a mountain of expectations on her to be perfect, that Amity didn’t need to wait for the other shoe to drop.

Clearly, Eda hadn’t been trying hard enough. Or slacking off enough? Whatever she was doing, it hadn’t worked.

Because her poor, dumb human seemed to have finally cracked and was on the verge of a panic attack over one broken potion vial, like Eda was going to snap at her for an honest to Titan accident.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Amity gasped, covering her face with her hands as she began to hyperventilate. Her body had frozen up, still as a statue as the potion soaked into her shoes, the puddle spreading the longer it lay there.

Eda fought the urge to roll her eyes, resisting her usual sarcasm. Instead she spun her finger, summoning a spell circle that vanished the liquid, though it did leave a bit of a stain on the floor, and gently placed her hands on Amity’s shoulders, “Hey, listen to me, it’s okay.”

Amity didn’t respond, so Eda carefully pried the girl's hands away from her face so she could look at her, brushing a thumb through the human’s hair. “It was an accident. I’m not angry at you, or anything.”

Tears beaded in the corners of Amity’s eyes as she stared back at the witch. “I- I’ll pay you back. You can take a cut from my pay, or-“

Okay, now Eda was rolling her eyes. “Enough of that. If I made Luz pay for every bottle she accidentally broke during her own potion deliveries, I’d be rich. I’m not going to make you pay, it’s fine. You don’t owe me anything, and you apologized, we’re good.”

She gave a gentle tug on Amity’s wrist, guiding her out of the kitchen and away from the cauldron Eda had been brewing at, “Come on, let's get out of here.”

Amity followed, shaking a little as Eda led her away, “What are we-“

“We’re taking the day off,” Eda said firmly. “You need a break. Between the chores, the Hexside classes, and trying to find all kinds of new spells on your own time, you’re starting to fall apart. You’re not perfect, kid, and you shouldn’t expect yourself to be.”

She had Amity sit on the couch, then scooted the coffee table closer, propping the Crystal Ball on top. “We are going to do absolutely nothing except watch bad soap operas, and eat eyescream. And you wanna know why?”

Why?” Amity murmured, as if she had no choice but to ask.

Eda gave her a little pat on the head, “Because this is the Bad Girl Coven. Where the only rule is that there are no rules! Think you can handle that for a day?”

Amity gave a little nod, making the Owl Lady grin. “Good. Now, I hope you like Booberry eyescream, because there was a sale at the- oh, who am I kidding, I shoplifted it.”

Eda watched the corners of Amity’s mouth perk upward into the world’s smallest smile, and considered that a win.


Hours later, the two were still splayed out on the couch together, having changed back into their pajamas despite it being midday. King was curled up between them, welcoming a day off from the pressures of ruling with an iron fist over his kingdom of stuffed animals.

The floor and table were littered with empty cartons of eyescream, the remnants left in the containers long melted and dripping out, making everything sticky. The witch and the human stared dead-eyed at the screen of the crystal ball, watching some brainless entertainment that had kept them captivated for the past few hours, until it faded to commercial.

Amity blinked, her eyes feeling mildly strained, “This was… thanks, Eda, I needed this.”

Eda waved Amity off, sitting upright in her seat and sliding her feet into her bunny slippers, “Don’t mention it, Boots.”

Amity raised a brow, “Boots?”

“Yeah, isn’t that what your brother and sister call you, for whatever reason? One of those dorky human nicknames?”

Amity shook her head, looking disgruntled over the subject, “No, it’s Mittens, and I hated it.”

“Then you’ll love being called Boots.” Eda said, as if that made any logical sense, “Doesn’t matter anyway, you wear both on your feet.”

“You really don’t,” Amity laughed, pushing aside the last of her eyescream.

Eda smiled softly at her, “Now there’s a sound I don’t hear often enough. You, laughing.”

Amity looked away, feeling embarrassed, “I’m sorry-“

“Don’t be!” Eda scolded, giving the girl a shove, “You’ve been walking on eggshells around here for too long. Loosen up! Come on, let’s go.”

For the second time that day, Amity was dragged by her wrist by Eda, this time back into the kitchen. The witch brought her over to a batch of empty potion vials, and gestured to them, “See these?”

Amity nodded slowly, confused, “Ye-“

“Fuck ‘em!” Eda exclaimed, then gave one of them a shove right off the countertop, sending it crashing to the floor. Amity flinched at the noise as it shattered on impact, and when she opened her eyes she found another bottle in front of her face, this time held in Eda’s spindly fingers.

“Well,” the witch goaded, “Go ahead!”

Amity tentatively reached out and took the bottle, looking between it and Eda, then the broken one on the floor before it clicked. “You want me to-“

“Break it!” Eda encouraged, giving Amity a pat on the back. Amity hefted the small glass bottle in her hands, inspecting it. It had a swirling pattern on it that twisted from the top to the bottom, and the glass glittered beautifully in the sunlight that peeked in through the kitchen windows. It was decorative, and gorgeous. Then she let it drop.

CRASH

And now it was none of those things. It was broken into a hundred little pieces on the floor, and Eda was cheering her on. Something welled up inside of Amity, and she laughed, holding nothing back. “Can I do that again?”

Eda pushed her over to the counter where the rest of her bottles sat, “Don’t ask, just do!”

Eda watched as Amity, face like a kitten inspecting its prey, pawed one of the vials off the edge of the countertop. The human’s eyes lit up as it shattered, and another quickly followed.

That’s just how it started. “Come on, I have more stuff we can break!” Eda chuckled and led Amity out of the room and down into the basement, towards all the trash she couldn’t sell.

With her hands held out, Eda gestured to it all, “Let’s have some fun!”

When King woke up from his nap on the couch, the living room was covered in dented electronics, stuffing and feathers that had been torn from pillows, and a plethora of other broken garbage. “What happened here?” He asked the two panting women in the room.

Eda held a pillow in both hands, holding it out away from her body, and Amity had a baseball bat, ready to swing. The two glanced at each other and snorted, falling into a fit of giggles. “I’m loosening up!” Amity chortled.

King watched with worried eyes as she brought the bat down, striking the pillow, which exploded into a flurry of feathers.


The next morning, Eda whistled happily to herself as she cooked up breakfast, patting herself on the back for doing such a good job. She’d never seen Amity happier than last night. And people thought she couldn’t be a role model!

The place was still a bit messy after yesterday's mayhem, but Eda had gotten Hooty to devour most of the mess. Having a House Demon was like having a living garbage disposal, and it was one of the few things the feathered fiend was good for. Really the hard part was stopping him from eating something that hadn’t been broken. Even the glass posed no problem for Hooty’s stomach.

Eda placed the cooked food on the table, glancing at her watch. Amity was usually up by now, ready for school, but she supposed after their rager last night, she’d slept in. “Hey, Boots!”

She waited, then when she didn’t hear anything, walked to the base of the stairs and yelled up again, “Breakfast is getting cold!”

Still nothing. A little knot of worry built up inside of Eda, and so she marched up the stairs, telling herself it was just the mom in her being a buzzkill. Knocking on Luz’s bedroom door, she received no response, and that worry spiked to full blown concern.

“Look, Kid, you’d better be dressed because I’m coming in,” Eda spoke, turning the doorknob and entering, eyes on the wad of pillows and blankets Amity normally slept in on the floor. Only she wasn’t there.

There was a rustling in Luz’s bed, and Eda relaxed. “There you are. What, get tired of the floor and decide to take Luz’s bed while she’s away?”

Amity yawned, stretching, “Something like that, yeah. What’s up?”

Eda smirked, “Fine, I won’t stop you. As long as you stick to the floor when Luz is home, that is.” She teased.

Amity frowned, a hint of red on her cheeks at Eda’s insinuation, “Edaaaa!”

Eda just laughed and shook her head, “I’m just pulling your leg. Breakfast is done, in case you’re hungry. Shouldn’t you get ready for school, though? You’re gonna be late.”

Amity smiled serenely, a hazy look in her eye, “You know what? I think I’m gonna skip school today.”

Eda blinked in surprise, but flashed a supportive thumbs up, “I like your enthusiasm! I wish Luz would skip class more often! Now get down to breakfast, or else Hooty will eat it like he did everything else.”


Amity spent the whole rest of the day in her pajamas, the same ones she’d worn the whole day previously. She doodled a bit, drawing a few glyphs, and spent an hour or so studying her own unique branch of magic before giving up, tossing the books aside to crawl back up on the sofa and watch more shows.

By the end of the day, she was beginning to stink, and Eda was beginning to worry. “Hey, Boots, don’t you think you should go take a bath? Or at least change?”

Amity shook her head, not taking her eyes off the screen, “Nah. I’m comfy, so no point.”

King walked by with a clothespin over his nose, “There is most definitely a point. You’re starting to smell like Hooty.”

Amity shrugged, popping a chip into her mouth and chewing loudly with her mouth open, “Don’t care.”

King watched, horrified, then clawed his way onto the sofa, “Hey, those are my snacks! You dare steal from the King of Demons?!”

Eda’s face fell, “Amity, I think-“

“Shhhh, this is a good part.” Amity hushed her, pushing King aside and keeping him at arm’s length as the demon tried to take his bag of chips back. She then continued to ignore Eda, much to the Owl Lady’s irritation.


The next day was more of the same, Amity hadn’t gone to school, and the only reason she was wearing something else was because Eda had laid out some clean pajamas for her to wear, and taken the old, gross ones away before Amity could put them back on. It didn’t solve the no bathing issue, but it was better than nothing.

There was also a growing pile of potions in the kitchen that needed to be delivered, and Eda’s patience was being tested. She loomed over Amity, who had once more claimed the couch and was doodling, this time not glyphs, and not on paper, but on Eda’s bounty poster, drawing a beard and mustache on the face of her mentor.

“You know,” Eda started, tone bordering on dangerous, “That isn’t a very flattering look for me.”

Amity hopped back, sizing up her work, “I dunno, I think it looks good on you.”

The witch shook her head, and tried to put some authority into her voice, “Your chores are beginning to stack up, little missy. I need you to get dressed and head out to the markets, you have potions to deliver.”

Amity plopped back down on the couch, spreading her limbs across it, “I dunno, that doesn’t sound like a ‘me’ problem. Why don’t you just have King do it?”

Eda glared, but Amity wasn’t even paying attention to her anymore, instead cracking open a comic book of all things and making a show of reading it right in front of Eda.

Fuming, Eda marched to the kitchen and grabbed the sack of potions, motioning for King to follow her. As she reached the door, Amity called out, “Does this mean I’ve earned my quitter badge?”

Eda waited until she was outside before she began to growl and grumble. King just shook his head.


By the time Eda had finished covering all the back orders and made it back home, the sun had gone down. She was miserable from walking around in her heels all day, and she hadn’t eaten since breakfast. Not to mention Freeloader One wouldn’t stop complaining about how she’d broken Freeloader Two, and that she was just living up to Eda’s example.

Maybe she wasn’t the role model she thought she was.

She was welcomed back home to the sight of her walls, ruined. Amity had apparently been busy with her artistic skills, bottles of paint and brushes scattered around and the walls painted like a madman had escaped the asylum with a lifetime supply of art supplies. Brushes had obviously been limiting the girl, as she’d clearly resorted to finger painting as well, hand prints splashed onto the wallpaper.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, Eda heard the sound of glass shattering, and let out a groan. This again.

“You know, I really thought we were over the whole ‘destroy all the glass in the house’ phase, Boots.” Eda seethed, marching through the living room and into the kitchen where the noise had come from.

As she entered, she found Amity, still clad in her PJs and standing on top of the counter. She was covered in a rainbow of paint colors, on her clothes, skin, even in her hair. On the floor was a broken bottle, one with a label that meant it had something in it. King weaved under Eda’s legs to sniff at the contents, then covered his nose from the harsh scent.

In Amity’s other hand was an identical bottle, this one full that she was cracking open, then to Eda’s horror she took a deep drink from it. The human burped, then pumped her fists, “Wooo!”

“That’s my Apple Blood!” Eda's mouth hung open in disbelief. Amity swayed, clearly drunk out of her mind, nearly losing her balance and falling off the counter, only to be caught by her mentor, who righted her back up to her feet.

Eda pried the freshly opened bottle out of Amity’s hand, inspecting it. “Just how much did you drink?” She was aghast, this was way too much for a first timer, much less a fourteen year old.

“At least this entire bottle,” King supplied unhelpfully from the floor, gesturing to the shattered glass.

Eda handed him the remaining bottle of Apple Blood as she began to coax the girl down off the counter before she hurt herself, “What in the name of the Titan were you thinking, Boots? Who said you could get into my booze?”

Amity brought a finger to her lips, “Don’ ask, just do…. Shhhh. Don’… don’ tell Eda- or, hic! Do, doesn’t matter. No rules, soooo no trouble.”

Eda paled, climbing up onto the counter herself to get the girl into her arms. Amity babbled about something that Eda wasn’t able to understand, her words becoming too slurred, not that Eda was listening. She was in the middle of an existential crisis.

“I’ve created a monster.” The witch moaned.

Amity booped Eda’s nose with her finger, and laughed. And laughed. Then laughed some more just to add insult to injury. Then she threw up all over the countertop and floor, before promptly passing out.

Eda scooped the girl up into her arms, cradling the human with a look of deep concern on her face. “King, can you get me some warm wash cloths and meet me by the couch?”

King set aside the bottle of Apple Blood and waddled to one of the cabinets to do as he was told. As Eda carefully maneuvered herself down from the counters and back to the floor she added, “And keep Hooty from eating the barf. That’s just gross.”

Eda carried Amity back to the sofa, gently setting the girl down onto it. With a spin of her finger she summoned up a bucket to sit beside her, in case the girl needed to empty her stomach again, and when King brought them, Eda cleaned the girl up with the wash clothes, then carefully covered Amity up with a blanket.

She stunk like alcohol, barf, and like she hadn’t showered in at least three days. And that was all on Eda.

Heaving a heavy sigh, Eda reached into her hair and pulled out one of the least used tools in her arsenal, her own personal call bird. Biting her lip, and feeling a bit anxious, she took one of her spindly fingers and dialed a rune she’d memorized, but never kept saved, and waited as it rang.

Hola?”

Stomach churning, Eda opened her mouth, “Hey, Cam.”

“Eda?” Oh, and there was the worried tone that still tricked Eda into thinking Camila might still care about her. “What is it? What’s happened?”

Running a hand through her hair, Eda didn’t even know where to begin, “I need some advice. On, uh… parenting.”

The line was quiet, until finally the silence broke when Camila started laughing at her ex.


When Amity woke, it was to the single largest headache of her very short life. Clutching her head she groaned loudly, too loudly, that just made her head hurt worse. What had happened last night?

The human attempted to sit up, but that was clearly the wrong move. The world spun, a wave of dizziness and nausea hitting her that was so intense it felt like her insides were about to become her outsides. As she felt the vomit build up in her throat, something was shoved into her hands, a bucket, and she quickly shoved her head in that as she retched.

She was aware of a hand brushing against her back, gently patting it as she emptied the contents of her stomach. “Shhh, I got you Boots, just let it allll out.”

That sounded like Eda, but Amity was a little too preoccupied to care as a second wave hit her, and the bucket quickly filled.

When she was done, stomach empty and aching, a grey hand passed her a glass full of water and urged her to drink, and despite her wanting to do anything but put things in her mouth, she did so. Her small sips turned into desperate gulps as she realized just how thirsty she was, only before it could be quenched the cup was taken from her hands.

“Slow, Amity, drink it slowly or you’ll just chuck it back up.”

Eda started to pass the glass back to her, before thinking otherwise. The witch left Amity’s side, leaving her with her massive headache and unquenched thirst and feeling utterly miserable, and returned what felt like an eternity later with a plastic cup.

“A- A sippy cup? Isn’t this for babies?” Amity moaned, regretting her words as they made her brain hurt.

A hand brushed through her hair, “it’s one of King’s old cups. It’ll keep you from trying to drown yourself, at least.”

That made sense. Amity sat there, drinking her water for who knows how long. Eda said some things that she didn’t hear, didn’t stick with her, then after some time offered Amity a hand. She was pulled off the couch, stumbling on her legs like a newborn deer, as Eda led her to the upstairs bathroom.

“Take a shower, kid. You reek, and it’ll make you feel more coherent.” Eda helped her into the tub, carefully peeling the pajamas off of Amity until she was in her undergarments. “I’ll let you finish getting undressed. The toilet is here if you need to empty your stomach again. Take your time, but we’re going to have a talk after you’re done, got it?”

Amity nodded blankly, still not remembering how any of this happened. Eda left, closing the door behind her, and Amity turned the knob to start the shower, whimpering when the water came out ice cold before heating up to how she liked it. From there, time had no meaning. It was just Amity and the shower, and it always had been and always would be.

She cleaned herself up the best she could. To her dull surprise dried paint flakes peeled off her skin and went down the drain. She didn’t remember painting. The bar of soap slipped from her grip halfway through using it, and she couldn’t pin it down after that, so whatever remained unwashed stayed unwashed. Her hair was easier, the bottle didn’t want to slide all over the tub. She stayed kneeling on her knees the whole time, not trusting her legs to keep her upright, and she remained there under the warm water until it went cold again, and then she continued to stay there for a bit longer as well.

It wasn’t until she became aware of her own chattering jaw that she turned the faucet off, shivering as she blindly reached for a towel to dry herself off with. She felt better. Not good, but better. More present. She wanted to drink more water.

Amity stumbled out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel, and made her way to the room she shared with Luz. She blearily looked at the mess she’d left Luz’s bed in after sleeping in it, and considered climbing in and taking a nap, only to feel a little embarrassed over having slept in Luz’s bed without her permission. She’d just wanted to sleep surrounded by Luz’s scent, and an actual bed had felt so good after weeks on the floor. She kinda felt like a creep for doing that. Maybe she should sleep in her own space next time, but she needed to get dressed first. Maybe later she could sleep until she didn’t feel like garbage anymore.

She didn’t own a dresser, so instead she had old boxes Eda had given her to store her clothes in. It was easy enough to pick something to wear, because frankly, she didn’t care as long as it was clothes, so that’s how she found herself in a loose pair of jeans and a beaten up old shirt that she’d gotten from the thrift store over a month ago. Her socks were mismatched, and she still felt cold, so she put a tattered robe on as well, then stumbled back towards the door.

The stairs were daunting alone, but she made it, and before she knew it she was back on the couch, head resting against a cushion and sippy cup back in her mouth as she rehydrated herself. Before she could get too comfortable though, Eda slid into the seat on the other end of the couch and asked, “So, ready to talk?”

Amity wasn’t, but she nodded her head anyway. Eda sat back in her seat and folded her arms, “Good, because I was going to talk anyway.”

“Now, what do you remember from last night?” Eda probed, sizing Amity up. The human shrugged, taking a drink of her water then set the children's cup down on the table.

“Not much. Kind of a blur.”

There was a loud thunk as Eda set something on the table, making Amity flinch at the noise. Prying open her eyes, Amity saw it was a bottle of Apple Blood, opened and partially emptied. “You got into my reserves, kiddo.”

Amity eyed the bottle, a little bit of last night coming back to her, “I drank that much?”

Eda shook her head, “That and an entire other bottle. You went for the good stuff too.”

Amity closed her eyes, feeling flushed, “I’m sor-“

“No, you’re not, but you’re gonna be.” Eda cut in, grabbing the bottle and uncorking it, taking a swig. After swallowing, she pointed a finger at her human charge, “I learned a little something these past few days. That rules exist for a reason. They exist to keep you, and I do mean just you, in check.”

Amity pulled her knees up to her chest and wrapped her arms around them as Eda continued, “You descend into total anarchy without something keeping you on the straight and narrow. According to my ex, you’re one of those kids who ‘needs structure,’ so from now on we’re going to start establishing some… rules.” Eda had to choke out the word, looking like it took actual, physical effort to get it past her lips.

“Number one, no drinking. At least, nothing I bought.” Eda started, listing it off with a finger. “Two, you do your chores when I tell you to, no skirting them off to me or King, or even Luz. Three, you go to school. You need all the structure you can get, and I’m not a great example of that. And four, I’m gonna end up making more of these as we go along, and you’re gonna have to follow them. I’m new to all of this, Cam’s always been the ‘good’ parent between us, so I’ll take it a day at a time.”

Eda sighed, glad to have gotten all that out so she didn’t have to talk about rules and constraints anymore, “Just don’t let King tell you he’s allowed to make the rules either, that’s a power trip waiting to happen.”

Eda finished, and gestured to Amity for her turn to speak. The human, hoping to get this over quickly, gave a small, short nod, “That…. sounds more than fair.”

Eda seemed appeased, “Good. Also, since you broke rules one through three, you’re grounded.”

Amity supposed that was fair as well. She’d figure out the specifics like what she was restricted from, and for how long later. For now, she laid back down, curling into a ball to get some more rest. Before she could lose consciousness, she spoke again, “Eda? Thanks.”

The witch snorted, “You may just be the only person to ever be grateful to be in trouble.”

Even Amity couldn’t help but smile a little at the truth of that statement, “No, but really. I felt so free on that first day. Like I could do anything. Then I kinda spiraled after that because I could do anything. I knew I was getting bad, but having nothing to hold me back felt like a pit I couldn’t dig myself out of.”

Eda hummed, “Noted. You’re a rebel who needs a cause. Otherwise everything falls apart. We’ll sort it out. I’ll make a proper bad girl out of you while keeping both our sanities intact.”

Amity snorted into the couch cushion. “I look forward to how you figure that out.”


Amity had passed out on the couch again, and Eda let her sleep. The witch dropped a blanket over her, and got rid of the barf bucket before it could start to stink. She really was like Amity’s mother at this point, taking care of her when she was, er, ‘sick.’

That didn’t bother her much. She already had to take care of Luz and King, and to a lesser extent, Hooty. When did the biggest, baddest witch on the Isles become a full time mom to so many kids? She blamed Camila for getting that ball rolling. Still, Eda wouldn’t trade it away for the world.

As Eda made to put her bottle of Apple Blood away in the kitchen, she was half surprised and mildly annoyed to hear a commotion outside. Glancing out the window she groaned as she saw the familiar white capes of the Emperor’s Coven. It had been a while since they’d tried to lay siege to her house, she’d almost been hopeful that they’d given up for good.

Pouring herself a mug of Apple Blood, since she might as well if she was going to have to watch the show, she settled into one of the chairs at the kitchen table to watch out the window. Hooty took care of the coven guards as he always did, some screaming as they saw him, others begging for mercy and receiving none as they were forced into cute outfits and made to attend one of Hooty’s terrible tea parties. The poor suckers who couldn’t get away in time begged for death rather than have to sit under the gaze of those beady eyes of the House Demon as he yammered on about his day.

Eda watched it all with great amusement, but felt none sweeter than when she noticed a familiar face in the crowd. Wrapped up in Hooty’s coils, Lilith was brought around to the back of the house, Hooty pushing his head in through a pane of glass, “Eda! You have a visitor!”

“Unhand me this instant you slimy, disgusting, horrid creature!” Lilith screeched, arms pinned and unable to cast any magic while in Hooty’s grip.

“Put her down, Hooty. And Lilith, the back door is unlocked, let yourself in.” Eda chuckled into her mug, downing the last of her drink and slamming it onto the table.

Hooty did as he was told, leaving the witches alone as he went back to attend to his tea party. Lilith shivered in disgust, wiping the mucus that Hooty’s body secreted off of her clothes before she turned the handle and stepped inside the Owl House, cursing her sister and her house demon to the depths of the Boiling Sea.

“You get used to it. Really, it’s bathing him that’s the real pain,” Eda cackled, enjoying the sight of Lilith suffering in the way all siblings do.

Lilith leveled her glare at Eda, eyes flashing dangerously, before she breathed out a sigh and tried to look more composed, “Are you finally ready to hear me out then, sister?”

Eda kicked her feet up onto the kitchen table, “About what?”

Lilith clapped her hands together, “About joining the Emperor’s Coven, of course! He can cure you, I know he can, and then we can be together, serve him together.”

Eda shot Lilith a deadpan stare, “Hard pass. The hardest. Maybe he can cure me, I doubt it, but let's say he can? I still wouldn’t want to be within a mile of that dope.”

Lilith frowned, but before she could defend her precious Emperor, Eda cut her off, “If you want to help with the curse, we do it my way.”

Lilith opened her mouth, then closed it, pondering. Giving a brief nod, she held her head up high, “Very well, I’ll listen to whatever you have planned. It’s the most you’ve trusted me for years, I might as well see what you’ve been doing.”

“Good, glad you’re seeing things my way, sis.” Eda smirked, kicking her feet off the table and stepping out of the kitchen and into the living room, “Follow me. And be quiet, will you?”

Lilith trailed after Eda, looking over the house her sister called home and judging every corner of it, from the build to the decour. Eda hadn’t had time to get rid of the paint all over her walls yet. Lilith didn’t bother hiding her distaste for her sister’s dwelling, doubly so for the company she kept when she saw why exactly her sister wanted her to be quiet. “The human is still here?”

Eda glanced over at Amity, still curled up on the sofa where Eda left her. “Yeah. The brat’s learning some magic. Even signed her up for Hexside.”

She smiled fondly, Lilith might even call it warmly, “I’m proud of her for how far she’s come.”

Lilith rolled her eyes, “yes, I’d heard she was attending school. I visited Luz earlier in the week, and she was… worried about the human. Said she hadn’t shown up for her classes the past few days.”

“Careful, Lily, people might think you’re capable of concern!” Eda sneered. “She’s got a name. It’s Amity. So use it. And yeah, she skipped school a bit this week. She was, uh… sick.”

Lilith sniffed, “Nothing contagious, I hope?”

“Nothing you need to worry about, now get up the stairs.”

Eda stepped inside her room, guiding her sister inside. Once there, she gestured to a sheet on the wall, obviously covering something Lilith couldn’t make out. “And this is supposed to be…?”

Eda grabbed the sheet, pulling it off to reveal a board covered in names, pictures, and motives. “This is my suspect board. I’m trying to find the person who cursed me.”

Lilith folded her arms, feeling uncomfortable with the subject, but thankful she didn’t appear anywhere as a suspect. “I-I fail to see how this will help you track down a cure, Edalyne.”

“Easy, nobody is dumb enough to cast a curse without knowing the counter to it. It’s what we were all taught since we were small.” Eda scoffed, while Lilith just looked attacked, “So, if we find out who did it, then we can beat the cure out of them. Eh?”

Lilith eyed the board, which contrary to Eda’s usual disposition, was well researched. Eda had obviously put a lot of thought, time, and effort into constructing this list of suspects. Anyone on it was powerful enough to know unknown curses, and had some sort of history with Eda as a child. She hadn’t been popular, and her pranks and pickpocketing hadn’t been limited to the Hexside student body as a teen.

Still, this wouldn’t get her anywhere, since none of these suspects had done it. “This is a waste of time, Eda, why don’t you just come to the coven, and it can be done. In a day, an hour if you’d just hurry.” Lilith all but pleaded.

Eda sighed, and shook her head, “It’s not just about the cure, Lil. It’s about payback. I’m going to make whoever did this wish they’d never been born when I get my hands on them.”

“Why bother?” Lilith asked, sweating a little under her collar from the nerves, “Isn’t the best revenge a life well lived?”

Eda looked away, frowning. “I thought that once… For a short time. Especially after I met Camila. I didn’t really care about getting revenge.”

“Then what changed?” Lilith prodded, hoping to put whatever was keeping Eda searching to bed so she could just take her to the Emperor already.

Eda kept her mouth closed. She’d never told Lilith about how Luz had inherited her curse. Her sister already pestered Luz enough about joining the Emperor’s Coven someday, and if she’d found out Luz also carried this burden she might do something drastic to force Eda’s hand. Or tell their mother, who Eda already put up with enough. Eda had even considered going with Lilith herself after Luz had transformed the first time, handing herself over to Belos, but… She didn’t trust him to keep his word. She expected a quick incarceration, and an even swifter execution if she ever gave herself up, and she didn’t expect Lilith could do anything about it.

There wasn’t going to be a deal waiting for her with Belos, as much as Lilith promised. And there would be no salvation for Luz, either. Not from the hands of that tyrant. It was better to keep Lilith in the dark about Luz, she didn’t need to know.

“Nothing changed. Domestic life just wasn’t for me, and I needed a hobby.” Eda said shortly, cutting the conversation off. Running a hand through her hair, she turned back to look at Lilith, “Look, this is my plan. If you can’t help, don’t bother sticking around, alright? I’m not joining your damned coven.”

Lilith took a look at Eda’s list of suspects, and sighed, “I’ll take a look into all of these. But Eda, if none of them are the person who did this to you, if you run out of leads, you must trust me. The Emperor wouldn’t lie to me about this, not after how faithfully I’ve served him all these years.”

Lilith placed a gentle hand on Eda’s shoulders, and quickly left, eager to find evidence that would clear all her sister’s suspects so she had no choice but to give up her search for revenge and join the Emperor's Coven.

Notes:

I’ve always heard about people raised in strict households being the biggest party animals when they get a taste of freedom, and that was more or less the inspiration behind this chapter. I’ve even seen it a handful of times in my own family, and it’s not very pretty. Don’t drink, kids, and for anyone of legal age, drink responsibly.

My own experience with alcohol is that I have none personally. I don’t drink. I choose not to. I’m one of the ancient ones, almost in my thirties(and it physically hurts me to think about that), but haven’t ever touched the stuff due to family issues. I've always been particularly sensitive to stories about drinking, and usually avoid them, but for some dang reason sad drunk characters always show up in my fics. Last time it was Sasha in an Amphibia fic. I guess because of my own experiences, it’s shaped a more disturbed picture of drinking in my head. Amity being drunk unsettles me, which is why it personally works so much for me in this chapter, because it shows just how wrong everything has gotten with her so fast. Others may see it differently, even find the whole thing funny. You write what you know at the end of the day.

A lot of people have asked if Lilith knew about Luz’s curse, and no, she doesn’t. Eda and Luz have kept it from her. Basically no one outside of them, Camila, and Amity know. Eda doesn’t want Luz to become the Emperor’s pawn, or for Gwendolyn to find out and be doubly pestering.

Lilith is a rube anyway. We all know Belos is a liar liar pants on fire.

Let me know what you thought of the chapter! Next chapter will be another interquel that should be out on Thursday or Friday.

Chapter 11: Interlude 10.5: The Amity Appreciation Society

Notes:

This chapter’s title is taken from my friend Rafael_Antonello’s forever unfinished fic that was entitled “The Luz Appreciation Society.”

Another Interlude. This is actually the last chapter I’m writing for season one, since it was lower priority than the season finale. I took a few days off, bought some time for me to actually write this. I’m glad I did. This fic has done Gus and Willow so dirty for lack of time, and while Willow will get a chance to shine later, Gus has said like, four sentences this entire fic thus far. And you all wondered how the Matt situation was handled in this AU, so I decided to make this a quick chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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As it turned out, Eda wasn’t very great with handing out punishments. Luz was such a good kid, at least by her standards, that she’d never had to ground her. Camila had, but that was different standards of parenting. As it was, the only thing Eda had been able to come up with for Amity, outside of Amity cleaning up her own mess, was that she wasn't allowed to stay at the house all day(fitting, since Amity’s crime had involved never leaving the couch), and that she wasn’t supposed to visit the library for a week.

“Why the library?” Amity asked, curious to exactly what made the library so off limits.

Eda shrugged, “Well, it’s the one place you enjoy the most. I gotta make you miserable somehow.”

Amity sighed, lowering her head in disappointment. Eda had her there, she did like the library.

Luz, looking between the two, piped up in an attempt to cheer up her friend, “Well, since you’re going to be free, why don’t you join me for the HAS? Gus has been pestering me to bring you along for weeks, but I wanted to give you a chance to settle into the Isles, and then get your footing at school. It’ll be perfect, he’s been having this ongoing feud with Mattholomule for a while, and maybe you could help settle that.”

Amity pursed her lips, giving it some thought, “I don’t know, Luz. Being poked and prodded by a bunch of fanatics for an hour or so sounds kind of unpleasant. I like Gus, and all, but he can have a stunning lack of respect for personal space when he gets excited. I’m not sure I’m ready for a whole club of people like that.”

“So, you’re saying you’d hate it?” Eda asked, raising a brow at the human. She wisely didn’t bring up that Luz had the same lack of respect for personal space when she was excited as well, and that Amity clearly had no issues there.

Amity nodded, “I wouldn’t have put it exactly in those terms, but yeah, I’d hate it.”

Eda pointed her apprentice's way, “Then you’ll go! Part of your grounding. Go spend a day at the Humanity Enjoyer Club, or whatever it was called, and be miserable. Then I’ll know I’m doing a good job as a surrogate parent.”

Amity groaned, and buried her face in her hands.


After an uneventful school day, Amity met with Luz and Gus by her locker. She didn’t exactly know where this Human Appreciation Society club room was located, so they had decided to walk there together when classes were done for the day during their lunch break. Gus, ever his positive self, was practically bouncing off the walls at the idea of Amity joining them today.

“I am so honored to be the first person in the HAS to bring in an actual human. Thrilled, really!” The younger boy clapped his hands together excitedly, casting grateful eyes in Amity’s direction.

Amity hated to burst his bubble, but she did need to keep his hopes from getting too high, “Now, remember, Gus, just because I’m stopping by today does not make me a member. I also need to be abundantly clear, I’m not to be dissected at all. Not even if you promise you can sew me back together.”

Gus did look a tad bit disappointed, with Amity hoping it was about the former, because she’d been joking about the latter, but he cheered up when Luz patted him on the back and said, “I bet you can’t wait to prove Mattholomule wrong, huh?”

“Ooh, I almost forgot about that!” Gus squealed, the bounce back in his step. “I’m gonna rub his face in it! Come on, this way!”

Luz cast Amity an amused expression, with the humans stifling a giggle herself.

When Amity stepped into the classroom used for the meetings, she was greeted by oohs and awes from three of the members inside. Amity had seen a few of them around, a girl named Eileen that was in the Potion Track with Luz, who’s face consisted of a single giant eyeball. Another girl named Bo, who was in healing track blue, and a Demon that was a mix of a goat, cyclops, and unicorn, who’s name was unpronounceable in any human tongue, so they just called him Baphy.

The three students swarmed Amity, each asking a question.

“How do Humans poop?” Bo asked, her eyes intense, disturbing Amity with her gross question.

“What is ‘Steam Power,’ and why did you infuse a giraffe with it? That sounds frightening beyond imagination!” Baphy inquired, his single eye boring a hole into Amity just as much as his horn could, while holding what appeared to be an album in his hands.

“Mmmmph mmm hmmm mmmph!” Eileen muffled, her voice stifled by her eyelid.

Then there was Matholomule, who gave Amity the stink eye the second she entered the room. From what she knew of him, he picked a lot of arguments in the HAS, and often tried to have Gus ousted from his leadership position, which he always tried to put to a vote. Thankfully, because of Luz, and just how likable Gus was, he never succeeded in getting the majority vote he needed.

As Amity fought off everyone else, Gus quickly put his President’s crown on his head, and brought this session of the Human Appreciation Society to a start. “Okay, guys, leave the human alone. We need to make her feel welcomed here, not like a beast to be poked and prodded. Now, I believe the first thing on today's agenda is-“

“Wait, wait, before we start, I gotta ask,” Amity chortled, pointing to the crown on Gus’s head, “What’s with the goofy hat?”

Gus grinned, all too happy to answer, “It’s my President’s crown! I’m Club President, and everyone knows that the royalty in the human realm call themselves Presidents. See, I even labeled mine!” He pointed to his handmade label, which was clearly just a piece of paper he’d taped to it that said “President.”

Amity bit her lip, trying not to giggle, “Gus, I’m sorry to say, but that’s not exactly right.”

Gus’s face fell, his hands clenched to his chest, “What do you mean?”

Luz, beside him, gave Amity a look that said, “Don’t hurt my boy.”

Amity almost felt guilty about this, but she wasn’t going to lie just to make Gus feel better. “Gus, our royalty aren’t called presidents. Those are Kings and Queens. Our Presidents are elected officials, and they don’t wear crowns.”

Gus seemed confused, taking the crown off his head to give it a look over, “but… How do you have both royalty and elected officials?”

“We have a lot of different types of governments. We aren’t one united Titan, Gus, we’re a very big world filled with many different nations.” Amity explained patiently. “Some of them have Kings and Queens, some have presidents. Presidents don’t wear a crown, though, because they’re elected leaders, not royalty. If you’d like, you can keep the hat, though.”

Gus frowned, looking at his hat in disappointment, before setting it aside on the desk, “No, I- I’ll be fine.”

“Ha! See, Augustus doesn’t actually know anything about humans!” Matholomule boasted, forcing the attention of the club on himself, which he seemed to revel in.

Luz crossed her arms, and came to her friend's defense. “He knows more than you do!”

The other three members look conflicted, this new piece of information casting Gus into doubt. Matholomule, seeking to egg them on more, shot back, “Well, how about all those real human treasures I brought in with me a few meetings ago, huh?”

The boy gestured to a table that had a bunch of labeled items on them. All of them were wrong in guessing what they did, with a Rubix cube labeled as a weapon, or a cheese grater as nail clippers. Then there was just a selection of junk that had been labeled as human artifacts, despite being items clearly picked up off the ground in the demon realm. The “Human Skull” was obviously just a normal griffon egg, it even seemed to be in the process of hatching.

Gus seemed to devise an idea, steering Amity towards the table, “Aha! We’ll let our honored guest here be the judge of that! Amity, if you could, please select the real items from the fakes!”

Matholomule paled, looking to the others for support, “He- He can’t do that! She’ll obviously be biased towards his stuff!”

“Except she doesn’t know which is his stuff, she’s never been here before.” Luz sided with Gus, putting a hand on his shoulder.

Bo, Eileen, and Baphy all exchanged glances, then excused themselves to speak in private on the other side of the room. After a moment, they came to a consensus, Eileen stepping forward to speak for the group. “Mmm mmmmm hmmm mmm hmmm, hmm mm!”

Bo then stepped forward to speak for Eileen, who’s lack of proper mouth made her almost impossible to distinguish, “She says we’ll allow it, since it will be a blind test.”

Amity pursed her lips, wondering when she was going to actually be asked if she wanted to do this, but decided to just get it over with. In a flash, she separated the two into piles, one filled with the stuff from the Human Realm, the other with fake “relics.” After a moment, she stepped back, gesturing easily to them, “Okay, these are the real ones, these are the fakes. Like, that smart phone? It’s just a rock with a picture drawn on it. How’d you all even fall for that?”

Matholomule seemed to panic, looking towards his fellow HAS members who were giving him very unimpressed looks. “Uh, well, you see-“

“However,” Amity interrupted, gesturing over to the real items, “These ones are all labeled incorrectly. The Rubix cube, for instance, is a puzzle toy where you match the colors, not a weapon.”

She picked up a bag of chips that was labeled “Whoopie cushion” and grimaced, “Also, I’m pretty sure these chips went bad a while ago. You should probably throw these out.”

Gus began to sweat as he too was called out, earning looks of disappointment from his fellow human fanatics.

Luz tried to step in again, hoping to keep everyone on Gus’s good side, “But at least they’re all real items, right? It doesn’t matter if they’re wrong, he was at least able to tell that humans made them!”

Amity nodded, “I’ll give him that. These are all human items, and I’ll admit, some of them could be kind of confusing without context.” She picked up the cheese grater, imagining it’d be labeled as a torture device by some on the Isles had it not been found by someone like Gus.

Gus however, seemed to have hit upon another idea to win back his adoring club with his knowledge of humans, “How about we move on to Human anatomy!”

Amity flinched, then put her foot down, “Gus, what did I tell you about dissections?!”

“I don’t mean that!” Gus insisted, trying to appear innocent, “I just want to inspect your body!”

Amity folded her arms over her chest, red in the face, and beside her Luz’s face was the same shade for an entirely different reason, “Augustus Porter!”

Realizing how that sounded, Gus frantically corrected himself, “I meant I wanna see if you have fins and gills! You’d just have to show off your forearms and neck!”

Now it was Luz’ s turn to look offended, “Gus, what are you doing? I already told you, and everyone else here at the HAS, Amity doesn’t have those! Why are you trying to prove me wrong?”

Gus now found himself facing the ire of two women, and did his best to defend himself. “No offense to you, Luz, but you can’t possibly be right about that! The Human Realm is a place covered in over seventy percent water! And none of their oceans are even partially boiling! You can’t expect me to believe your crackpot theory that they don’t have fish-like attributes!”

Luz gasped, “You just can’t admit that you were wrong! Ask Amity yourself, then!”

Both of Amity’s friends turned to look at her expectantly, with Amity none too pleased to be put on the spot like this. Still, she had to be honest, “Gus, I don’t have gills! Or fins! Humans are entirely land based creatures. I can’t even hold my breath for more than a minute.”

“Ha!” Luz cheered, doing a little dance, “Take that!”

“I saw we put it up to a vote!” Matholomule, sensing weakness not coming from himself, declared. “I’m thinking we need a new club leader!”

Gus’s eyes widened, “You can’t do that without a majority vote!”

“He’s got mine!” Luz glared, challenging Gus to speak against her “Maybe the next club president won’t throw me under the wagon to look good next time!”

Gus grimaced, looking towards Bo, Eileen and Baphy, who each raise a hand, signaling a vote for a new leader. He couldn’t fight it, and knew now that his time as ruler of the Human Appreciation Society was coming to a close.

The votes were quickly tallied with only six members to cast them. To Gus’s horror, he lost in a landslide, with victory going to Eileen, who promptly took his abandoned crown off the desk Gus had set it on, and placed it on her head.

“Hmmmph mmmph mmm mmmph mmm mmm mmmph!” Eileen declared victoriously, blinking away massive tears of pride and happiness.

Bo stepped forward to translate again, “She says, ‘I shall rule both with kindness to my followers, and cruelty to my detractors. May the Titan have mercy on those who oppose me.”

As the rest of the club cheered, Gus pouted in the back of the room, beside a just as indignated Matholomule. Both boys fumed, then Gus offered Matholomule his hand, “Truce until we can take down Eileen?”

“Then we get back to destroying each other,” Matholomule agreed, gripping and giving Gus’s hand a firm shake.

Amity groaned beside them, pinching the bridge of her nose in irritation, “I am never coming back here again.”

Notes:

For as much as I love Gus, I do give him a bit of a hard time. Then again, he’s the youngest, and is just as impulsive as Luz is sometimes, so of course he’d get himself into trouble.

I’ve had Amity be pretty blunt with characters like King before, who Luz plays along with in canon, so I wanted her to be the same with Gus. She isn’t going to let him just be wrong about stuff, she’s going to gently correct him instead of humoring him. Unfortunately, he didn’t take being wrong in front of everyone all that well. Maybe she should have taken him aside and told him in private…

Also, because this chapter is already taking from my friend’s fic, I had to sneak in a Steam Powered Giraffes reference. It’s a band he really likes, and suggested a few songs to me, and while they’re not entirely my jam, they do have a handful of songs I enjoy. Particularly, “Brass Goggles,” and ”Malfunction.”

And the question on how humans poop is inspired by One Piece. Luffy is always asking if “x” thing can poop as soon as he meets them. I’m severely behind on my OP, been waiting for the current arc to end so I could binge read the manga. It’s one of the few I’m still following, as BNHA/MHA has kinda lost my interest.

Oh, and Baphy comes from Baphomet, in case you were curious. I’m bad at names, okay?

I’ll see you all again in about two-three days, with the next proper chapter. Wanna guess what it is? I’ll give you a hint, it’s got a creature that can bring your greatest fear to life! … yeah, that’s way too obvious. It’s Grom, everyone. Grom is next chapter.

Leave a comment if you’d like. I do enjoy them!

Chapter 12: The Fearbringer

Notes:

Pretty sure this is the longest chapter so far. *sigh* this is gonna be a pain to edit, isn’t it? I’ll let the story stand for itself, more commentary at the bottom, as usual.

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“Grom?” Amity asked, looking at one of the fliers a schoolmate was passing out that had been handed to her, “What in the world is Grom?”

Beside her, Willow glanced at Luz, who’s expression at the word ‘Grom’ could only be described as ‘idiotically constipated.’ Seeing as her friend was too preoccupied with her own thoughts surrounding the occasion, Willow took the time to fill Amity in. “Well, it’s a celebratory event that happens once a year. It’s a time for coming together, for romance, for fear-“

Something clicked in Amity’s brain, “Oh, it’s a school dance, got it.”

Willow hummed, a smile gracing her lips, “More or less. The event celebrates the reimprisonment of, or our imminent destruction at the hands of, Grometheus the Fearbringer.”

The human bit her lip, nodding her head slowly, knowing there had to be a catch. “Alright, I think I need a little more context. Human world school dances are a little more… mundane.”

Willow elbowed Luz, trying to bring the girl out of her thoughts and into the present conversation. Luz frowned, but Willow just shot her a look, “Oh! Uh, well, Grom escapes from his imprisonment under the school about once a year. He always gets sent back, but if he ever escapes, it’s basically doom for the rest of the Isles.”

“Why don’t you just destroy him, then?” Amity asked, feeling she already knew the answer.

Willow shrugged, “Well, at this point his imprisonment is practically tradition, so…”

“Of course…” Amity sighed, exasperated with how casually the inhabitants of the Demon Realm seemed to like gambling with death on the daily.

Glancing around the school, the group could see a few couples all shacking together, some handing out notes, others asking with handmade signs, while even more had complicated, eccentric Gromposals to ask their dates out. One boy even faked a medical emergency to ask Skara to be his date. Willow hadn’t been kidding about the romance. “This seems like a pretty big deal.”

“Well, if Grom doesn't get sealed away, would you want to die with regrets about not asking your crush out?” Willow explained easily, while giving Luz a pointed look.

“I guess that makes sense…” Amity conceded after thinking about it for a moment, “So, does that mean any of you have someone you’d like to ask out, or-“

Before Amity could finish, the school’s intercom sounded, and Principal Bump’s voice sounded through the hallways. “Yes, yes, get me a Dragon club sandwich from the deli, and remember to hold the mayo! Wait, is this thing on already? I hope no one on the lunch staff heard that…”

Some of the students laughed, while others just stood around awkwardly, waiting for the announcement to pass. Clearing his throat, Bump tried again, “I am honored to announce today that this year’s Grom Queen is to be Willow Park! Congratulations, Miss Park, we’re sure you’ll make the whole school proud. Check in at my office before you leave school today so we can make sure the info for your next of kin is up to date, thank you.”

The hallways were full of murmurs, most people looking sorry for Willow, others sending her words of encouragement. One upperclassman was even cheering for her, though he always seemed to do that. Luz just placed a supporting hand on one of Willow’s shoulders.

“I’m sure we can talk Princy B out of this decision if you want us to,” Luz whispered supportively.

Amity looked confused, and Willow quickly explained in a quiet voice, “Being Grom Queen means I’m the one who got selected to fight against Grom.”

Amity quickly nodded in agreement with Luz, “Maybe we can see if we can find a replacement? I’ll take the spot if I have to, or maybe more than one of us can fight it at the same time with you so you don’t have to go alone?”

Willow surprised them both however by brushing Luz’s hand off her shoulders. She held her head up high, “No. I- I know I’m not the most confident witch out there, but I was chosen for a reason. Principal Bump has to believe in my abilities, so I will too. The only thing I want you to focus on is having a good time, you two.”

Amity and Luz glanced at each other, then back at Willow, “Are you sure? Maybe you should come over to the Owl House, I’m sure Eda can help teach you a new spell or two?” The Human asked.

Willow smiled, “I’m absolutely sure. I’ve got it. But thanks for the offer, it’s just that Eda isn’t exactly known for being a great teacher. No offense, Luz.”

The brown haired witch snorted, having experienced her mother’s attempts at lessons firsthand through Amity, “None taken.”

“Besides,” Willow continued, “I already made plans before this to help Luz out at Ms. Noceda’s place. She’s gonna ask out her crush.”

Amity’s gaze turned to Luz so fast she almost sprained her neck, the witch’s cheeks burning red. Luz shot Willow a look, then took a step back, before all out sprinting away, “I’ll see you guys later, I, uh, think Gus is calling for me!”

No sooner had Luz rounded the corner did the very boy she mentioned step beside them, “Hi guys! Uh, what was up with Luz?”

“Nothing you need to worry your pretty little head about,” Willow soothed, patting the smaller boy on said head.

Gus just grinned, then noticing the flyer in Amity’s hands, snatched it away, “Oh! Grom! I came over to tell you guys, I’ll be helping host it as a commentator! And since you’re not panicking over the news, I guess I should congratulate you too, Willow, you must have done something to impress Bump!”

The girls were quick to congratulate Gus as well over him getting his own spotlight, but the boy realized one of them was a bit half hearted, “You okay, Amity? You look a little… What's the human phrase? Like someone kicked your puppy?”

Amity straightened herself out, and forced a smile to her face, “No, no, I’m good! Great! Just gonna… get ready for my next class. Busy, with all the-track and everything, heh.”

Without another word, the human stiffly walked off, Willow rolling her eyes at how oblivious her friends could be, while Gus just took her words at face value, “Well, I hope she feels better before Grom!”


Amity pursed her lips, the familiar cold chill of disappointment still clinging to her bones over Willow’s words about Luz already having a crush to ask out. Not that Amity had any plans on asking Luz out herself, but that didn’t mean she was entirely over the warm feelings that accompanied her anytime the Noceda-Clawthorne girl was in her presence.

As much as she tried to push past these dumb feelings, it was hard. She lived with Luz half the time, which meant a lot of close proximity. She just didn’t want to feel this way, and thankfully for the most part she had it under control. Every time she thought about dating the kind witch, it made her feel like an awful friend for wanting so much when Luz was perfectly happy with what they already had.

“Stop pouting, and turn around, let me get a look at you.”

Amity sighed, holding out her arms and doing a little twirl. From their seats on the floor her siblings watched, judging her outfit. Emira, who had been the one who had spoken, let out a sigh, “This one just isn’t doing you any favors either.”

“Oh come on, Em, cut our baby sister some slack,” Ed elbowed his twin, “She just needs to relax and smile more. All the dresses will look miserable on her if she looks stiff and miserable wearing them.”

Emira swatted him in retaliation with her hand, “She’s not miserable because of the dresses, she’s miserable because she doesn’t have a date. It’s our job to make sure she looks so drop dead gorgeous that everyone dumps whoever they brought for the chance to ask her out.”

“I don’t want to be asked out,” Amity groaned, dropping her arms. “I’m not even sure if I want to go to this… stupid monster dance thing.”

“You’re only saying that because the person you like has probably asked someone else out already,” Ed pointed out, earning himself his own elbow to the ribs from Emira and a glare from Amity.

“No teasing, Ed,” Emira reminded him.

“I’m not interested in Luz, so drop it!” Amity seethed, folding her arms.

“He didn’t mention anything about Luz,” Emira pointed out, making Amity’s eye twitch in annoyance.

“What was that about not teasing Amity, dear sister?” Edric smirked, laying back onto the floor with his hands under his head and his feet kicked out.

“It’s not teasing,” Emira stated plainly, giving Amity a reassuring look, “I’m just saying, if you have something you want to talk about, since you’re clearly upset about something, we’re willing to listen. Judgement free.”

Amity shifted, a handful of the dress clenched tightly in her hands, her fingers wringing the material. Emira gave her a gentle smile, so different from the ones Amity had grown up seeing. It was one that promised to make her feel better, rather than make her feel like the butt of the joke. With a deep sigh, Amity sank to her knees, joining her siblings on the bedroom floor. “Okay, fine. I… might have a bit of a crush on Luz.”

“Finally,” Edric laughed, sitting back up so he could be a proper part of the conversation.

“Sh-shut up, Ed, you haven’t even met her yet,” Amity reminded.

“And yet it’s still been so obvious,” the boy smirked, then had to duck as a pillow was thrown at his head.

“That’s enough, you two.” Emira said sternly, then turned her full attention to her little sister, “So, Amity, what’s the problem? Why can’t you just ask her out yourself?”

Amity glowered, “Other than that she’s already got someone in mind?”

“So? Maybe she does like someone else. That doesn't mean you can’t be their competition. You’ve had your nose in romance books for half your life, you should know there is always a rival for the love interest.” Edric advised.

“Or, for all you know, it could be you! Did she say anything about it?” Emira asked.

Amity pondered for a moment, “Well, technically, she didn’t say anything about it. Willow did. Then Luz ran off. I guess she didn’t want to talk about it.”

Emira gestured to Amity with an open hand, “There you go, she didn’t want to talk about it in front of you. So, that means you’re not out of the running.”

“Or maybe I’ve just been too obvious about my crush, like Ed said, and she didn’t want to hurt my feelings.” Amity frowned, thinking that was the far more likely answer.

“Don’t be such a downer, sis. Why wouldn’t she want to date you?” Edric

Emira butted in, “Or more specifically, if you like her, why haven’t you already asked her out before learning she had someone she wanted to take to Prom?”

“Grom,” Amity corrected automatically, then took a minute to think about her answer. When she found it, she spoke slowly, “She already shares so much with me. I take up half her room. Half her home. I steal half of one of her mother’s time away from her. She even shares her friends with me. I already take so much from her life, it just feels… unfair for me to ask for more.”

Emira reached out and pat Amity’s arm, attempting to provide some comfort, “I mean, you aren’t taking those things. I’m sure her friends aren’t being made to spend time with you, they choose to, which makes them your friends too. You’re not taking Eda away from her, either. And well, usually when someone is giving you half of their life, that means you’re already pretty deep into a relationship.”

“More if you count Mom and Dad. She got way more than half of what she brought with her when she married into the Blight family,” Edric snarked

“Not to say we want our little sister to get married at fourteen. We know this world is kinda medieval, but we put our foot down at that.” Emira winked.

Setting her joking tone aside, Emira took both of Amity’s hands in her own, “But seriously, Amity, you shouldn’t think that way. Maybe you need a bit more help than other kids your age that Luz might know, but she knows your situation. She’s your friend, and she would be even if you didn’t freeload at her house. You’ve still got a horse in this race, and you can win it if you just try, I’m sure.”

Amity let out a shaky breath, “You really think I have a shot?”

Emira nodded, kicking Ed, who quickly agreed with her. “Now, let's get you into a dress that will blow her mind, okay? Just try not to look too miserable in the next one unless you actually hate it.”

Amity took a step back, admiring the pile of dresses that Emira had brought her the moment she’d heard there was a school dance. Old outfits that didn’t fit from old parties their mother had thrown that just wasted space in her sister’s closet, and wouldn't be missed should Odalia go snooping.

They were all fine, yet with every one Amity tried, something just felt… off. Twirling a finger through her blonde hair, Amity picked up one that looked okay, one in purple, her favorite color and held it over her body as she looked in the mirror, “I don’t know, what do you guys think?”

The twins glanced at each other, looking deep in thought. Finally Edric rose to his feet, taking the dress away by the hanger, “I think it looks great, but I can think of one thing that just has to be changed, don’t you, Em?”

His sister nodded, understanding what he was talking about “I know what you mean. Your head isn’t as full of packing peanuts as you’d lead us all to believe.”

“I do try, don’t I?” Was Edric’s amused response as both older siblings began to push Amity out of the room to do whatever it was they wished to accomplish.


“What am I going to do, Willow?!” Luz groaned, burying her head in her pillow. “Grom is tonight and I haven’t asked her out yet! How can I even show my face at the dance? She’s going to think I’m a total loser!”

Willow rubbed a soothing hand on her friend’s back, rolling her eyes at how overdramatic the girl was being, “Not to be a pain, but who’s fault is that? Amity didn’t know about Grom for the past few weeks, but you knew all this time, and still didn’t say anything when you had the chance.”

“I couldn’t decide on what I wanted to do to ask her out! I thought about asking her out to the fair when it was in town, but that didn’t seem, I dunno, big enough?” Luz whined, curling into the fetal position.

“It did seem odd that you’d pass up on a fair,” Willow nodded, “But how did that seem like a bad way to ask her to Grom? Couldn’t you have taken her on the Scarris Wheel and asked there or something?”

“Ugh, I thought of that!” Luz rolled onto her back, tugging at her hair, “But that’s the problem! I thought of it! So it was too obvious! Amity is way too smart, cool, and classy to want to be asked out to Grom on the Scarris Wheel of all places!”

“Is she?” Willow asked, then upon receiving a glare from Luz she specified, “I meant that she didn’t even know Grom was a thing until today, so how could she be… uh, too ‘smart, cool, and classy’ to turn you down about something she had no idea about?”

Luz seemed to think about that for a moment, then cursed under her breath, saying something that would make Eda proud, and Camila very cross with her, “You’re right, she didn’t have any standards already in place for something she didn’t know about! The Scarris Wheel could have worked!”

“How about a sign?” Willow suggested, gesturing over to Luz’s art supplies on her desk.

Luz shook her head, “No, it’s got to be something more personal! I can’t go waving a sign declaring my feelings for her above my head for everyone to see!”

Willow leaned forward, her chin resting against her closed fist, “I’m pretty sure everyone else knows already, but I get your point. How about something smaller, then? More personal that only she’d see?”

Luz paused, considering the suggestion. Her mind was too taken up by all the more brazen, big, grand gestures she’d normally love to do for someone to come up with anything private and subtle though, so she was coming up blank, “Like what?”

“How about a note? Just write out what you want to say to her, and then give it to her when you get there.”

Luz thought about it, trying to put her thoughts into written words. She was terrible at that, and her handwriting was atrocious, at least compared to Amity’s silky smooth writing. It’d probably come off as way too cheesy, and maybe a little pathetic since she’d have to ask Amity while already at the dance at this point, instead of before it. “I don’t know… What- What if she just doesn’t like me that way, and I ruin this by asking her out?”

Willow frowned, not expecting this doubtful angle from someone as normally upbeat as Luz, “Why do you say that?”

“I mean, she- Amity, she told me I’m her best friend, Willow. And… no one’s ever wanted to be my best friend before.” Luz confided, squeezing her hands together nervously.

Willow blinked, brow scrunched in confusion, “Uh, Luz. You’re my best friend too.”

That seemed to surprise Luz, who blinked rapidly as she tried to wrap her head around such a statement, “Wait, really?”

“Yeah! Why else would I be here instead of preparing to fight Grom if I wasn’t?” Pointed out the Plant Witch.

Luz considered for a moment, “I always thought Gus was your best friend. O-or maybe Amelia, since you guys are in the same track-“

“Gus is one of my best friends. But you’ve always do so much for me Luz, never expecting anything back. And Amelia? I’d say she’s more of an acquaintance, I mean we get assigned as partners for a lot of the same projects but that’s really about all… Why would you think no one wanted to be your best friend before?”

Luz’s answer was stuck in her throat. That she was cursed. That she was a monster. She’d come so close to telling Willow and Gus over the years, but she’d never come out all the way, never had the courage to say it… Except that Amity didn’t think she was a monster. Her warm embrace in the cold snow, Amity’s voice whispering those comforting words in her ear sprang fresh in Luz’s memory.

Before Luz could respond, Willow checked her watch then got to her feet, done with Luz’s pity party, “Well, we’re out of time to come up with anything else. If we don’t get ready now, we’ll be late, and if I’m late, the Isles are doomed and you won’t get a chance to ask Amity out anyway.”

Luz paused, then stared at Willow hopefully. The bespectacled girl narrowed her eyes at the brown haired witch, “No, Luz, I’m not going to let Grom sink the Demon Realm into a thousand years of darkness so you can get out of asking your crush out.”

“Shoot…” Luz moaned, then climbed out of bed herself. She’d get dressed and do her makeup with Willow, and then write the stupid note that asked Amity out. Only time would tell if she would be able to give it to her, though.


Amity stood in front of the doors to the gym, where the dance and gladiatorial combat was being held, too nervous to open the double doors and enter. As much as Ed and Em had tried talking her up before they went back to the Human Realm, she was scared to go in, scared to see Luz with her crush, which would prove it couldn’t possibly be Amity herself.

She’d been in front of the door for fifteen minutes now, and was ready to give up. Turn around and head home for the night. Make up some excuse as to why she couldn’t be there. Except that half the student body had already walked past her so far, and Eda and King had come with her and didn't know she was freaking out just outside, so wouldn’t have an excuse ready when her friends asked where she was.

Stuck in her stalemate, she was finally broken out when she heard her name being called. Turning, she found Willow, clad in a beautiful, if simple, green dress that looked a lot like a blooming, upside down flower, flanked by Luz who was…

Luz had her hair slicked back with gel, which helped frame her pretty face nicely, especially with the light layer of makeup she’d gone with. A bit of blush and eyeliner went a long way, though Amity couldn’t tear her eyes away from the glistening layer of glossy lip balm the witch was wearing.

Her outfit was strange, but oddly enough fit Luz to a T. Her top half was the kind of tux she’d expected and even seen on some of the boys who’d arrived at the dance, though she’d forgon any tie, instead keeping the collar loose. The jacket seemed to be tailored perfectly to her form, hugging her slim arms without any of the extra bulk the men’s jackets had.

Her bottom half was a pink tutu, and under that a pair of dark blue tights and a set of black dress boots. On anyone else, on any other day, this clashing combo of an outfit would look comical, but Amity had a hard time breathing. Luz looked positively dashing, a mix of beautiful and handsome that made the human girl’s heart thump in her chest.

Amity blinked, realizing that Willow was speaking to her, “I’m sorry, what was that Willow?”

Willow gave her an exasperated smile, “I was asking you what you were doing out here? You’re just standing in front of the entrance.”

Realizing she had no chance to leave now, and with Luz looking that good, she’d forgotten exactly why she had wanted to not go to Grom in the first place, Amity made up an excuse. “I was just… getting some air.”

Willow rolled her eyes for what felt like the millionth time that day, “Right… I need to head inside and prepare for my fight against Grom, so I’ll just leave you two here, since you need some… air, Amity.”

Willow snaked past Amity, reaching for the handle and getting through the door, Amity only remembering to give a call of “Good luck!” Just before the door could close behind the plant witch.

Being alone with Luz, Amity realized the girl hadn’t spoken in that entire interaction with Willow. Luz was staring at her, wide eyed, like a Windigo in the headlights. “Uh, you… look really nice, Luz. This look suits you.”

That seemed to bring the witch back to her senses, Luz gasping for air as she’d forgotten to breathe while in Amity’s presence. “T-thank you! I wanted to wear something humans would wear, for, uh… reasons.”

Amity felt her mouth turn down a little at that. Maybe Luz’s crush was in the HAS? … Maybe it was even Gus? That would make sense if she was attempting human fashion. “Well, you’re really nailing it. Or, at least, I think you are?”

Luz’s cheeks tinted a shade of red, shyly scratching at her temple, “I, uh, think you look really good as well. Especially with what you’ve done with your hair.”

Luz couldn’t take her eyes off of it, the previously blonde locks now a deep chocolate brown, same as Amity’s roots had always been. Over the two months Amity had been on the Isles, the brown had been creeping up more and more, banishing the gold that Luz now knew was a family trait that Amity had not inherited and been made to dye.

Amity nervously fingered one of the loose strands, giggling to herself, “Y-you think? The twin helped me with it, but I wasn’t sure if I should stick with brown. I’ve had to dye my hair most of my life, but it’s always been that dull blonde. I think I might want to experiment a little more, but for tonight, I thought going back to a brunette felt… right.”

Luz nodded, stepping beside Amity and offering her an arm as she opened the door. Amity blushed, but took the arm as they stepped inside, greeted by the sounds of music and the flashing of lights, “Any colors you’re really interested in trying out?”

“Well,” Amity thought, bringing a finger to her chin, “I have always really liked lavender…”


Eda sighed sadly as she used a ladle to scoop herself out a cup’s worth of punch. After what had happened with Amity and the Apple Blood, spiking the punch bowl didn’t seem like a good, or funny, idea. Which totally blew, since that was half the reason she’d volunteered to be a chaperone for Grom. The other half had been to see some poor schmuck get blasted by their worst fears, maybe have front row seats in the splash zone, only to find out Willow of all people had been chosen this year.

So all in all, her Grom was an absolute dumpster fire this year.

“You’re behaving yourself, I’d hope?”

Eda dropped the ladle into the punch bowl in surprise, splashing a little on her outfit and staining her dress shirt red. Cursing up a storm, she turned to see the person who’d snuck up on her, putting a smile on her face, “Cam! I hadn’t expected to see you here.”

Camila, dressed in a simple, modest yellow dress, stepped forward, spinning a spell circle with her finger and making the stains on Eda’s dress shirt fade into nothing, “Well, I hadn’t intended to chaperone, but then something very strange happened. Hieronymus sent me a Call Bird in a panic the other day, saying he needed my help because you had volunteered your services and weren’t taking no for an answer.”

Eda folded her arms, “Did you just call Bump by his first name? Who even does that?”

Her pose was copied by her ex, “Unlike you, Eda, I didn’t go to Hexside as a child. He was never ‘Principal Bump’ to me. Also, I’m not afraid of him.”

Eda was aghast at the insinuation, “I’m not afraid of him, either!”

“Sure. That’s why you go to such lengths to bother him. It had nothing to do with you being terrified of him and the authority he had over you as a child.” Camila mocked lightly.

“I’m not!” Eda insisted childishly, “Why would I ever be afraid of Bumpikins? I put up with Faust, didn’t I? He was infinitely more terrifying to the rest of the student body.”

“Because he’s one of the only people not related to you who has not only experienced every major embarrassing moment of your adolescence, but has written, documented proof they happened?” Camila supplied cooly, her own grin growing as Eda broke eye contact, sweating a little under her collar.

“You get all of that because I call him Bump? Maybe I just think Hieronymus is a stupid name. Because it is.” Eda grumbled.

“Either way, afraid of him or not, he called me in to help chaperone the event,” Camila sighed, leaning against the concessions table. “More to watch over you than the kids, I think.”

That brought out Eda’s trademark smirk, as she gave her ex a suggestive look, “As if you need a reason to keep your eyes on me, Cam.”

Camila scoffed, giving Eda a push that was just a little too hard to be considered playful. The mood between them was tense, but not awkward as they shifted their attention to the crowd. “So, you hear Plant Girl got picked this year?”

Camila nodded, “I helped Willow get ready. Bless her fathers, they’re good men, but they are helpless when it comes to getting a girl all prettied up to take on a living nightmare.”

“Yeah, you gotta put the mascara on in a way where it doesn’t run in terror.” Eda agreed, rolling up the sleeves of her blazer. “Say, what do you say about a friendly wager? What do you think the odds are she wins?”

Camila frowned, giving Eda a dark glare, “Eda, you’re incorrigible. I’m not betting on if a child dies.”

“Not out here you’re not,” A passing teacher remarked, sipping from their own cup of punch, “but we got our own betting station in the teachers lounge, if you want in.”

The teacher walked away wearing a bowl of punch on their head.


Luz fought with all her might to not tremble, feeling Amity’s hand on her bicep as they made their way inside. The weight of the note in her breast pocket weighed her down as if it were as heavy as a Snorse, making her brow sweat. “Okay, so, we’re inside now. What would you like to do first? Snacks? Snacks sound good!” Luz squeaked.

Amity herself was floundering, looking everywhere but at Luz, but at least she had a reason to do so. She didn’t see anyone coming up to the girl, or even glancing their way. “Uh, Luz, what happened to your date?”

Luz froze up, fumbling with her hands, “O-oh, them?”

“Is it someone I know?”

“No!” Luz all but shouted, her nerves getting the best of her. Realizing she’d just raised her voice, she forced herself to calm down, “No, uh, you don’t know them. They couldn’t make it, and they, uh, go to a different school?”

Luz couldn’t do it. She had the perfect opportunity, but she just couldn’t. It would be weird, and lame, and Amity deserves so much more than some stupid note Luz had maybe five minutes to scribble down. She knew this made her a coward, but she wasn’t like Willow, who was going to willingly fight against her deepest fears, or Gus, who wasn’t afraid of public speaking. Or even Amity, who braved this whole new world.

Meanwhile, Amity deflated, all but receiving confirmation that she wasn’t the person Luz had wanted to ask out. She let her grip on Luz’s bicep drop, wrapping her arms around herself. Still, she understood that Luz didn’t exactly get the date night she’d probably been hoping and planning for, and a well of empathy swelled inside of her despite her own disappointment. “I’m… sorry. I’m sure they’d have come if they could have. You’re a good person, Luz, anyone would be lucky to have you as their date.”

Amity would just… forget this whole thing. Focus on cheering Luz up, since she’d been the one who got turned down. Just forget all her dumb little fantasies about Luz grabbing her by the hand and sweeping her away to the dance floor to waltz the night away.

Luz coughed awkwardly into her fist, “I’ll just… go get us some punch then?”

Amity sent Luz a smile, only forcing it a little, “Punch does sound good.”

Before Luz could step aside though, the announcement that Willow would be taking on Grom sounded. Gus stood on stage beside King, ready to begin their double act of commentating on the match, despite the little Demon’s clear nerves. The ground parted, the arena formed, and Grom was unleashed.


Willow made her way down the ramp that led to Grom, her legs feeling a bit like jelly. She wasn’t sure if she could do this, but she had to try. She wanted to prove herself, that she’d been worthy of being picked for this task, that she’d come as far as she had from her old Abomination days.

As she stepped into the Arena proper, Gus and King began their commentary, introducing her to the crowd. “In this corner, it's the eternal, the nightmarish, Groooom! And in the other corner, she’s mean, she’s green, she's Willloooow!”

Beside her young friend, King squeaked into his microphone, then coughed nervously, “Yeah, Gus, and don’t you just know she’s going to, er, plant a fist right in his face, right?”

The audience booed the poor self proclaimed King of Demons for his bad pun, though Willow was thankful someone was trying to be funny, it helped soothe her nerves.

She’d forgon any weapons, only entering the arena with nothing but her dress, her magic, and her wits. It wasn’t like she had any experience swinging a mace around anyway, it was better to rely on what she was good at, what she knew. Plants spoke to her better than anything made of iron or steel ever could.

As Willow approached the other side of the arena, she could see Grom in the shadows, waiting for her to get closer so it could steal a peek into her mind and take on the form of what she feared the most. Around her were the shouts and cheers of her classmates, looking on from the bleachers or hanging around the edge of the arena walls, some giving her words of encouragement, some just hoping to see some bloodshed.

“Alright, Grom, let's see what you’re made of,” Willow spoke through grit teeth, edging forward. The beast stared at her, sizing her up, then began to change form, rapidly switching between something that vaguely looked like her parents disappointed in her, to a bad grade in her Plant course, then to the silhouette of the Principal, disapproval in his eyes.

It seemed to have a lock on what she was afraid of, being centered around her school. It lurched forward, once more changing shape, this time into an Abomination, slime dripping from its form as it charged. An arm formed into a spiked ball, and it swung at Willow, who only just dodged in time, leaving the ground she’d just vacated as nothing but a crater of cracked stone.

The crowd roared, and Gus said something about it being a narrow blow, but she couldn’t focus on those things right now. Willow spun a circle, calling forth roots that grew under the school to do her bidding. They burst through the cracking stone floor, lashed out wildly, flailing at Grom’s form with thorns, but nothing the plants did was permanent, as any harm was quickly regenerated from the purple Abomination sludge.

Even as they fought, Grom could sense this wasn’t Willow’s fear, only something tangentially related to it. It couldn’t truly feed and grow stronger until her truest fear had been exposed, even if it had to give up the advantages of this form to do so. The Abomination sloshed forward, a wave of purple heading in Willow’s direction that she couldn’t shield against. It surrounded her, forming back into a large hand as Grom retook shape, gripping her tightly in its grasp as it lifted her off the ground. Then a black tendril came from Grom’s depths, attaching to Willow’s head to get a better read on her mind.

Willow was dropped back to the floor a moment later, landing harshly on all fours, as Grom began to shift form again, abandoning the Abomination’s shape and twisting itself until it appeared before as a mass of faces and limbs. While the faces of Willow’s peers stared down at her from their seats, their warped doubles appeared in the girl’s midst as Grom found what made Willow most afraid.

Grom’s body was grotesque, a fleshy combination of arms, legs, torsos and heads. Their eyes on each of the faces were empty, yet pierced through Willow despite that. Before her were the faces she’d seen every day for the past eight years, watching her, judging her. Her friends, Luz, Gus and Amity, her classmates, Amelia, Bo, Eileen, Boscha and her gang, her teachers, and even Bump, all smashed together into one hulking body that almost hurt her eyes to look at.

Then as one, all the mouths opened, each chanting, each laughing at her, “Half-a-Witch Willow! Half-a-Witch Willow!”

A cascade of mocking voices, hands with fingers pointing at her, the sounds of a hundred children and adults maliciously laughing in her face. It was enough to make Willow freeze up, hands clamping over her ears as it wailed those words. She now knew what it meant to stare at horror, and to know what it meant to know true fear. Her own personal fear. Now Willow understood why this was a tradition. Not many witches had the privilege of knowing exactly what they were afraid of these days. It was almost humbling.

Almost.

“You know,” The young witch spoke, eyes on the floor as she lowered her hands from her ears back to her side where they tightened into fists, “That really is what I’m afraid of most. Of going backwards. Of being made fun of, and mocked, and bullied because of something I really couldn’t help…”

When she looked up at the demon, her eyes were hardened, and glowing bright green, “But as much as I’m afraid of that happening, it just makes me twice as angry to think about!”

She formed two rings of light with her hands, and the ground began to shake under her feet. “I am not weak, I am not half a witch, and I’ll show you, and everyone else just how far I’ve come!”


Eda whistled as Willow laid into Grom, its more solid form unable to bear the brunt of the vines and plants like it’s Abomination form had. “Damn. Remind me never to piss that kid off.”

“So, I shouldn't tell her you tried betting against her?” Camila deadpanned, sipping from her drink, sidestepping a wave of gore that was sent flying from the arena and narrowly missing both witches. “Maybe we should get out of the splash zone?”

“Yeah, in all this hustle to get here, I forgot my poncho.” Eda took a step back, gesturing over to the dance floor, “It’ll be a moment before that gets some use. Well, not long at the rate girly is going, but we’ve got time.”

The two witches meandered over to the empty dance floor, standing awkwardly as they sipped at their drinks. Eda felt stiff, being in a place with her ex that she knew couples would soon be slow dancing in soon. Beside her, Camila didn’t look much better, avoiding looking over at the grey haired woman.

“So…” Camila searched, “It’s probably been a while since you’ve been to a Grom dance, huh? St. Epiderm didn’t have Grom, of course, but we still had the occasional school dance. I never had a date to any of them, though.”

Eda shifted, popping her neck, “I never really went to my Grom, actually.”

Camila smirked, peering over her glasses, “What, no date?”

Eda snorted, then frowned, “No, that wasn’t it. Curse. Ditched this place before I could go. It was too bad, I’d promised someone a dance.”

Camila breathed out through her nose, trying not to feel too guilty for bringing the subject up. Of course Eda missed her own Grom. Still, she’d chosen the topic, so she was going to stick with it. “Promised someone a dance, huh?”

Eda smiled, looking back fondly on whatever memory was flickering behind her eyes, “Yeah. They were a little pint sized brat back then, not that I was any better. It took a lot of guts to ask me of all people on a date, especially with how shy they were. I even had a dress picked out and everything, but, well…”

Camila nodded, “I’m sorry to hear that.”

“Don’t be,” Eda spoke plainly, “If I had gone to that dance, I might never have met you.”

The Owl Lady smirked, gazing at Camila fondly “And yeah, sure, that ended up a mess and a half, but we got Luz out of it. So I wouldn’t change it for the world.”

The two glanced at each other, and for a moment they knew peace despite their differences. Neither of them would trade what had happened away for anything if it meant Luz wouldn’t be in their lives, and that was enough for them. Suddenly the lighting changed, and music began to play, a group of students clamoring over to the dance floor.

“Come on everyone, it’s time to celebrate and get your boogie on, grab your partner and get on the dance floor!” Gus’ voice range over the loud speakers as the music was changed to something vaguely romantic enough for teenagers to dance to.

“Guess Willow is finished up with Grom then,” Eda put together, resting her hands on her hips, cup of punch long vanished away.

“It would seem that way, yes.” Camila agreed, making to get out of the way of the dancing teenage couples before she could get trapped on the dance floor, only for Eda’s hand to grab her by the wrist, keeping her from getting far.

“Uh, hey?” Eda’s voice was unsure, but she had a soft smile on her lips, “Do you maybe want to join me for a dance?”

Camila gaped as Eda let go of her wrist, and instead held out her hand for the dark skinned witch to take. Camila’s gaze was torn between Eda’s eyes and her hand, and she let out a sigh, “I don’t know, Eda…”

“Oh come on, it doesn’t have to mean anything! Just two girls who never got to experience Grom getting to dance. What do you say?” Eda pleaded, shooting Camila her most charming smile.

“Fine, one dance.” Camila conceded with a shake of her head, taking Eda’s hand, “Just the one, and then we get back to what we’re supposed to be doing, chaperoning the kids.”

“Fine, fine,” the Owl Lady assured, “One dance.”


Luz and Amity watched as Willow tore Grom literally limb from limb with a ferocity they’d never witnessed from the usually quiet girl. The human girl gulped at the display, “I think I’m going to have a new worst fear after tonight.”

Luz nodded, dumbfounded at her friend’s strength, “I think Grom is going to have a new worst fear after tonight as well.”

Things seemed to be going so bad for the demon that Principal Bump had to run interference, clambering down into the arena, lifting his robes up past his ankles so he didn’t trip and calling Willow off. Grom, now little more than a sad pile of tangled limbs was gasping on the ground, struggling to crawl away from the Plant witch, begging for mercy from it’s many mouths, “Seal me, please, seal me!”

Ushering Willow out of the arena, Bump brought a mic to his lips and after getting over his speechlessness, forced an eerie smile that didn’t reach his eyes, “And there you have it! An… astronomical showdown from our own Willow Park! With Grom defeated, we all get another year to live, and another year of school, give her a hand everyone!”

A round of applause echoed throughout the gymnasium, with Bump using this time to get over to Gus, urging him to get some music playing before the mental scarring could sink in and no one was in the mood to dance anymore.

Before the two teens knew it, they were practically alone, everyone else moving towards the dance floor as the music kicked on. The two glanced at each other, then at the dance floor, longing in their eyes, but unwilling to broach the subject unless the other did first.

“Are you two just going to stand around all night?” Willow’s voice greeted them, the girls turning to face their friend instead of their troubles. Willow looked winded, her hair a little frazzled and her brow a bit sweaty, but otherwise was untouched, a bright smile on her face despite her carnage moments prior.

“You were amazing down there, Willow!” Amity complimented, taking a step towards the girl. “I knew you had it in you, but, well, I didn’t know you had that in you.”

Behind Amity, Luz nodded, “You almost turned Grom into plant food.”

Willow seemed almost bashful at their praise, rubbing the back of her head, “Oh, it was nothing really. I just tapped into some primal rage I’d been repressing, it was no big deal.”

“No big deal?” Amity inquired, wondering how something like that could ever qualify as ‘no big deal.’

“I know, you shouldn’t undersell yourself so much Willow!” Luz insisted, throwing an arm over Willow’s shoulder, “That was super powerful! A totally big deal!”

Amity raised a finger to object that that wasn’t what she had meant, and maybe Willow had some therapy to go through if she could just lay into something like that by tapping into her own buried rage, but decided this was just one of those Boiling Isles things she was going to have to get used to. No point in arguing over that kind of insanity as long as it wasn’t being pointed at her.

“Speaking of big deals,” Willow began suggestively, looking between the two, “Did anything interesting happen while I was busy handling the nightmare creature?”

Luz quickly shook her head, sending the girl a frantic look to not touch that subject with a ten foot pole. “Nope, nothing. What could possibly have happened while you were away?”

Willow’s smile downturned into a small frown, “Oh. Okay.”

“It was really brave of you to go down there,” Amity spoke with a bit of envy in her voice. “You were totally fearless, facing down Grom like that. You made it look so easy. You were completely unafraid, and I wish I had a fraction of your bravery.”

Willow shook her head, “You’ve got it wrong Amity. I wasn’t fearless, or unafraid. That’s not what bravery is. I was terrified, even after I was beating Grom back.”

Both girls looked at Willow in surprise, and she continued, “I know, I didn’t look like it. I’ve been pretty calm about the whole thing, but this was something I felt I needed to be able to do. For myself, and for everyone else. Being brave, it’s not the same as being fearless. It’s better, because I had to conquer my fear, rather than be without it.”

“Actually, I think that’s why they make this a tradition. So that once a year, a student gets to learn a lesson. What’s in front of you may be frightening, but by not letting that fear control you, you can find happiness and joy beyond it. That’s what the dance after the fight is for. I get it now.”

The bespectacled girl smiled brightly at her two friends, not actually believing a word she just said about the tradition, but hoping it would give the two of them the courage they needed to face each other. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, using all that magic has made momma hungry, I’ll be at the refreshment table!”

Amity and Luz waved as Willow departed from their presence, each mulling over the girl's words. Each thought over their own fears, desperately wanting to get over that hurdle, both wanting to emulate a fraction of Willow’s bravery. They stood in equal silence long enough that it was beginning to feel awkward.

Amity’s mind played with the picture of her fantasy of being swept off her feet and towards the dance floor, only this time, if she wanted to make that happen, maybe she had to be the one doing the sweeping. Sucking in a lungful of air and turning to Luz, Amity offered her hand, “Would you like to dance with me?”

Luz eyed the hand, then Amity’s sincere face, and her own lips broke from an ‘o’ into a wide smile, breaking past her own fear, “I would love to.”

From the refreshment table, Willow watched smugly, sampling the hors d’oeuvres with glee as Luz took Amity’s hand and together they rushed off to the dance floor.


The night went on seemingly forever, Amity losing track of the time as she danced it away with Luz. The witch was a surprisingly good dancer, even keeping up with Amity who had been trained by tutors as a child. Luz had immediately taken the lead, keeping an arm tightly around Amity’s waist as they spun and twirled together to the rhythm of the music, careful not to knock into any of the other dancing couples.

They focused on each other for the most part, with the exception of when Luz had spotted her parents dancing together, a grin stretched across her face and Amity giggling at the glee her friend felt seeing her Mom and Mama getting along in such a way. The two adults seemed lost in a world of their own together, much the same as their daughter and her dance partner were.

Feeling Luz’s body close to her own, able to gaze deeply into her eyes for hours on end, Amity felt lost in all the right ways. Everything but the music faded away, and even her fears seemed muted as long as she was with Luz.

Only for her to be pulled out of her fantastic night when a hand clamped down on her shoulder, stopping their dance cold in their tracks. Turning to the newcomer, both Amity and Luz were surprised by who it was. “Boscha?”

The three eyed girl was clad in her own potion track yellow dress. It was sleeveless, showing off her toned, muscular arms. She kept her expression even when she spoke, addressing Amity, “Sorry to interrupt. I’ve been waiting half the night, but you just wouldn’t stop dancing, so I’m butting in. Do you mind if I have the next dance?”

Amity and Luz stared at the Grudgby player, then glanced at each other. Boscha crossed her arms and scoffed, “I’m not trying to steal your date away, Noceda. I just want to talk to Amity.”

Neither girl denied that Amity was Luz’s date, which filled them both with butterflies. Luz stepped back, biting her lip, “If it’s okay with Amity, sure.”

Amity considered it, then gave a short nod, “Just a dance. We won’t be long, Luz.” She assured, stepping away to join Boscha, who took one of Amity’s hands and settled the other on the human’s waist as the next song began to play.

The two danced awkwardly, not nearly as in tune as Amity had been with Luz. The human wasn’t sure if it was because Boscha wasn’t a good dancer, or if Amity had just clicked with Luz that much, but each girl stepped on the others toes more than once before they found their rhythm. “So, what did you want to talk about, Boscha?”

Boscha kept her expression guarded, “I just wanted to say that… after what you said before… I talked with my gan- my friends.”

Amity blinked, “Oh! Uh, how did that go?”

Boscha took a moment to consider her next words. “You were wrong. And also right. We did choose each other because of our status. Just a gathering of rich or talented kids who didn't want to hang with the losers rather than because we wanted to be friends. But we did choose each other, and after talking… We’re going to try and be better friends with each other from now on. For more than just how good we are at something, or how rich our parents are.”

Boscha gestured with her head to a table that had her group sitting at it, watching the two of them dance together. Seeing Amity glance over to them, a few waved. Skara and her boyfriend, Kat, and Amelia with their own dates. Even Beanie Boy, sans his beanie and almost unrecognizable to Amity without it, sent her a smile.

Amity allowed herself to give Boscha a small smile, which was returned. “That’s great. I hope you’ll be a little bit more open to accepting other people into your group from now on as well?”

“I’m considering it.” Boscha admitted. “I’d still really like it if you could join the team, and if that means you want to be friends with people outside my own group, I’m willing to accept that. Or get over it.”

“I’ll think about it,” Amity promised as they swayed. “I’m glad you and your friends have talked things out. Sometimes… I wish I had taken the chance to work things out with someone I knew before I left the human world.”

It had been a while since Amity had given Clara a passing thought. If Boscha had worked things out with her own friends, wanting to establish that they were, in fact, friends, she wondered how Clara would react to the same conversation. Amity had never considered her more than someone her mother approved of, but maybe Clara had always considered Amity a friend. Maybe she was worried about her right now, hoping that Amity was safe, wherever she was. Amity supposed she’d never know now.

The dance came to an end, and Amity and Boscha parted, standing still on the edges of the dance floor. The triclops gave Amity one last lingering look, admiring her outfit and new hair, “I’d ask if you’re still up for that lunch date, but… well, you’ve already got a date to get back to.”

Amity didn’t bother correcting the other girl. She’d already made up her mind on her feelings about Luz, even if this wasn’t an actual date. Boscha stepped aside, heading back to her friend’s table with little more than a backwards wave. Sending one last nod to the Grudgby team, Amity turned back to the dance floor, weaving through to where she’d left Luz

Luz held out her hand for another dance, and Amity, despite her sore feet from hours of twirls and dips, eagerly took it and gave the witch a tug, taking the lead this time. Luz’s cheeks blazed at Amity’s take charge attitude, but didn’t fight it, giving in as Amity closed the gap between them, pulling Luz in for a slow dance together.

“Alright everyone,” Gus’s voice rang out, “This is the last song for the night. We all hope you had a wonderful Grom, and hope to all see you alive for next year's big monster bash!”

A slow, romantic song began to play, all the remaining couples rushing to get one last dance in together before they had to leave. Luz, flustered, nervously opened her mouth and asked, “So, what did Boscha want?”

“She just wanted to ask me to join the Grudgby team, is all,” Amity answered. If Boscha had wanted anyone to know about her business with her friends, she wouldn’t have yanked Amity aside to do it, so she’d keep that private. Instead, Amity smiled, “Now shush, I’m not with Boscha right now. I’m with you.”

Luz seemed at a loss for words, with flushed cheeks and a goofy grin on her lips as they swayed. Together they held each other close, resting their chins on each other’s shoulders, more hugging than dancing as their song continued to play.

As the final song came to an end, they slowly broke apart, holding each other’s hands. People began to pack up and leave, but they remained unmoving. Finally, Luz broke eye contact, glancing at her shoes, thinking about how Amity had made the first move and now it was her turn as she reached into her coat pocket.

“I know, we only have like thirty seconds of Grom left before it’s officially over, but-“ She pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Amity, who unfolded it, feeling confused as to what it could contain.

Dear Amity

I would be otterly delighted if you would go to Grom with me~

                                                                                 -Luz

Amity put a hand over her mouth as Luz tried to speak, “I know, it’s a lame pun, but otters are my favorite Human Realm creature, not that I’ve ever seen one in person or anything, and you’re form there, and I like puns, and you don’t have to say yes, and it’s basically already over-“

“Yes, you dork!” Amity pulled Luz into an enthusiastic embrace. Luz fumbled, not sure what to do with her hands or Amity’s excited response, but soon figured it out and wrapped her arms around the human girl’s waist.

“I thought you wanted to ask someone else out this whole time.” Amity spoke, face buried in Luz’s shoulder.

“Just you, Ams. Just you. I had a hard time coming up with any way to impress you, and I was worried you’d say no, and I kept putting it off. Willow made me write the note as we were leaving so I’d at least have something. I hope it’s not disappointing. I can do something bigger?”

Amity shook her head, “It’s perfect, Luz. Even if it did come a little late.

“So, did you finally ask her out, then?” Willow’s voice greeted them, the girl stepping onto the now empty dance floor, heels clacking against the floor.

“Wait, that’s what was going on this whole time?” Gus added, free from his duties, but far from missing out on the festivities.

“You’ll understand when you’re a bit older, Gus.” Willow assured, patting her friend on the shoulder.

Amity and Luz broke from their hug, still hanging onto each other but wanting to be able to face their friends. Luz spoke first, “Thanks for pushing me to write that note, Willow. It turns out it did work after all.”

“If you paid more attention, you’d see my advice is usually pretty good,” Willow joked.

“I’ll be sure to listen to you more often too, then,” Amity bantered back.

“Soooo,” Gus looked between the two, “does this mean you guys are together together, or…?”

Luz and Amity exchanged glances. “Well, I’d be happy to be more than a Grom date, if you’re up for it, Luz.” Amity extended bashfully.

Luz gulped and nodded, “Absolutely. It’s… kinda scary to think about, but Willow was right. Facing my fears allowed me to find something greater beyond them.”

“Before you get all caught up in the romance of the situation,” Willow interrupted, “This place is going to close soon, and we still haven’t had our pictures taken. If we hurry, we might still be able to get it done.”

They all nodded, Luz taking the time to add one last thing before they put a pin in their conversation, “We’ll talk more about the, uh, dating stuff later. I think we’ll have plenty of time to work that out over the next few days.”

Both the human and witch’s cheeks heated up at the idea of discussing dates later, walking hand in hand beside their friends to the photo booth, which luckily was still operating, the last few people in the building rushing to have their pictures taken as well just before they were pushed out the door.

The group posed side by side, Willow throwing up two V’s with her fingers, Gus posing with his microphone, and Luz throwing an arm around Amity’s shoulder. Just as the picture was snapped, the light flashing to capture the moment, Amity’s eyes widened as she felt something brush against her cheek. A soft kiss from Luz, who’s eyes were as wide as Amity’s own over her own action.

“S-sorry, uh, I think I hear my Mama calling me, I gotta go, bye!” Luz spoke frantically, backpedaling away from the group, Amity still stunned and grazing her fingers over her cheek where Luz’s lips had been, while Gus and Willow broke into hysterical laughter over it.

Amity made sure to get a few copies of that photo, just in case.


Eda, King and Amity entered the Owl house late into the night, stepping in through the side door in the kitchen so as to not wake Hooty. Eda’s feet and calves were sore, and likely swollen from all the dancing, but she wasn’t complaining. Camila’s one dance had turned into two, then three, then five. She’d always taken anything that woman would give her, and tonight she had given plenty. She’d just be paying for it in the morning.

Meanwhile, Amity was still in a daze, having had to be guided back to the house. A dreamy look was in her eyes, and her hand had hardly left her cheek, “I can still feel her lip gloss from where she kissed me…” She murmured tiredly to herself.

“Gross. You do know that’s my kid you’re talking about, right?” Eda reminded her, finally breaking Amity out of her trance.

“Oh! Uh, I’m sorry Eda. You- you don’t have a problem with us dating, do you?” Amity asked nervously, having never really thought about what the consequences of dating the Owl Lady’s kid might be, especially when she lived in her house.

Eda however waved her worries off, “Keep the door open at least a few inches when you’re together, and don’t stick your tongue down her throat while I’m in viewing distance and you’ll be fine. Luz could do a lot worse than you, Boots.”

That didn’t make Amity feel any less awkward as she shifted from one foot to the other, “Uh, thanks?”

“Welcome!” Eda snorted, then ushered her out of the room, “Now, get to bed. It’s late, I’m tired, and I don’t want to deal with your mushy Minotaur crap anymore for the night.”

King plopped down at a seat at the kitchen table, turning on the crystal ball that sat there, only for Eda to swiftly turn it back off, “You too, little mister. Off to bed.”

“But Eeeeda!” King complained, stifling a yawn, “My stories are on!”

“Your ‘stories’ can wait until morning. Titan, you need to stop picking up phrases from my mother, it makes you sound older than I am.” Eda picked him up and set him back on the ground, only to see Amity standing in the entrance to the living room unmoving. “Hey, what’s up, does no one listen to me anymore or something?”

Amity just pointed into the living room, and Eda marched over to see what all the fuss was about. In Eda’s favorite spot on the sofa, sipping a steaming cup of tea, was none other than Lilith, surrounded by stacks of papers and files that made a series of small mountains around her.

“You’re all back late,” The coven witch greeted smoothly, “did you have a nice night out with your pets, Eda?”

“Kids, go upstairs.” Eda ordered, all the tension drained from her night out soaring straight back. She sauntered over towards her sister to place herself between Lilith and the kids. Behind her they quietly obeyed, only pausing to glance at each other before they bolted up the steps and to Luz’s bedroom.

“You know, Lil, I don't break into your home uninvited and insult your family.” Eda drawled, placing her hands on her hips. “Not that you have one to insult, anyways.”

“Please, Eda, they aren’t your family. I am.” Lilith spoke nonchalantly, dismissing Eda’s wards in an instant.

“There is a difference between the family I choose and the family I’m stuck with, and I’ve made it pretty clear I stand with the former.” Eda warned, then settled down onto her couch, crossing her legs and staring her sister down. “Now, I’m assuming the reason you broke into my home in the middle of the night has to be important, right? Did you find any information?”

Lilith grabbed one of the files from the pile and held it out to Eda, “These are dossiers on everyone you had on your suspect board. Some of them are extensive, as they’ve all led colorful lives, others short, as those colorful lives came to an early end.”

Eda flipped through the folder handed to her, “There’s a lot to go through. Any highlights?”

Lilith shook her head, “Absolutely none. I used every resource available to me to find every scrap of information. Every one of these witches and demons all had an alibi for the time of your curse. Witnesses, doctors notes, prison sentences. I regret to say that none of these people could have cast that curse on you.”

Eda snarled, tossing the folder aside. “So what are you trying to pull here?”

“Nothing, Edalyne,” Lilith soothed, holding her hands up to placate her sister. “I’m just saying… The Emperor may be your only choice in the matter. I even brought all the dossiers as proof instead of just my word that these people are innocent, at least of the crime of cursing you.

She was met with a face full of paper, as Eda threw the files in her face. “No, it just means I need to broaden my suspect range. If it’s not one of the idiots I really screwed over as a teen, then I’m clearly not thinking petty enough, someone real low must have done this to me. These other guys were clearly too high class to curse a kid.”

Eda stood from her seat and began to march for the stairs herself, following after her kids. “Thanks for the assist, sis, but I’ve got work to do. Names to think of. Vengeance to plan. I’m sure you can see yourself out, and if you can’t, well, I’ll just have to wake Hooty and have him do it.”

By the time Eda was at the top of the stairs, Lilith was gone, the threat more than enough to get her moving and out the back door. As Lilith summoned her staff to her hands to begin the ride back to the Emperor’s Castle she cursed her sister’s name for being so stubborn. Lilith was running out of time to sway Belos any longer. The Emperor was not a patient man.

Notes:

Holy Hell, this is a very long chapter. Like man, this took me the longest to write so far, over a week of hours and hours of typing. Just to finish the first draft(halfway through Willow talking with Luz and Amity before they danced) took me nearly five hours. And now I have to go back and edit it all! Yay!

Can you tell I’m terrible at coming up with unique outfits, so just had everyone show up in the canon Grom outfits anyway?

Seeing as Willow is the Top student of her track, while Amity is a newbie and Luz, as far as Bump is concerned, is a mediocre Potion track student, she was the pick for Grom Queen. This was also to make up for my severe lack of Willow in my last fic, where she mostly just existed and I kept having to give her lines in my second drafts because I’d forget I put her in the scenes.

As for Lumity becoming canon at Grom? I pondered that for a while and discussed it with my friend. The series is going to be more or less unrecognizable by the time we hit season 2, much less when KKKOHD would take place. It’s just not happening then. Besides, I wanted to work outside of the constraints of canon. So, I went over reasons why they couldn’t work in canon by Grom. Amity wasn’t ready to stand up to her parents yet, and couldn’t face her fear of rejection. Not a factor for their relationship in this fic. Luz was too busy worrying over her Mom and her lies. Also not a factor in this story by this point. The biggest major obstacles in the way don’t exist at this moment, so there wasn’t much reason to keep them apart other than to draw it out a bit longer, for the sake of drawing it out longer because canon did. So I didn’t. You’re welcome. Grom just got even gayer than canon did.

Some people seemed to think Amity would still end up facing Grom, so let me just say to those disappointed, her fear in this is more of a toss up between Eda kicking her out, or her Mom somehow finding her in the Demon Realm(or maybe a mix, where Eda was working for her mom the whole time). Luz’s fear is the Owl Beast. They both now fear Willow more.

As of right this moment, I only have three more chapters planned for season one. After that, we’ll have Intermission, which will be a chapter or two of Vee material, following her adventures back on Earth. Then maybe a short break while I get to work on season two. Leave a comment if you’d like, I always enjoy them!

Chapter 13: Interlude 12.5 The Noceda House

Notes:

Another interlude, probably the last before season two starts. It’s also a bit shorter than the others. This one will focus on a few things I had wanted to go over that got cut from previous chapters, refit so that they work a bit better into singular narrative for a shorter chapter before the season ends. Namely, Luz and Lilith getting a chance to interact, dammit.

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Luz ran her plastic gloved hands over her hair, making sure the dye slathered over it was spread evenly. This was a monthly tradition for her, almost a meditative practice, where she massaged her scalp and washed away any physical signs of her curse that showed, pretending once more to be a normal, magical girl.

She sat and waited for the dye to settle, humming to herself impatiently. This was her least favorite part, the waiting. She got so easily distracted, and as a smaller child that had… consequences of having her wander off and accidentally getting dye residue all over the house. It was still hard to not wander far from the bathroom sink, but humming the latest song she’d heard being played in the Bard Track classes sometimes helped.

When it was time, she rinsed her hair out, making sure to get all the remaining dye out of her hair, reaching blindly for a towel to pat it dry and inspect it. Making sure to have covered up all the growing patches of supernatural grey coming from her roots with her usual natural brown.

Every month she did this, she swore she found more grey creeping in on her. Most of the right side of her head would have lost it’s brown by now if she’d stopped dyeing it. It wasn’t that she didn’t think the grey looked great. Her Mom pulled it off way better than a woman her age had any right to, and Malin Gael the Mysterious Soothsayer had it as well, and they were a cool Azura character. Even if their hair was more white than grey, but Luz didn’t care for the distinction.

Dyeing her hair wasn’t the hard part. The hard part was watching her Mom slowly lose her magic as time went on, and know that’s the future that lied before herself as well. It’s why Luz studied every track the way she wanted to, so she could revel in it while she had the chance. It’s why potions was the track she’d decided on, so she at least had something to fall back on when the time inevitably came.

The hair was just a reminder of her fate, and she preferred to keep it covered. Out of sight, out of mind.

Looking in the mirror at herself, Luz allowed herself to smile. She didn't want to have to worry about that kind of stuff today. Last night had been Grom. Grom! And she now had a… well, she wasn’t sure if Amity was her girlfriend yet, but they’d made plans to discuss that together. Luz couldn’t wait, and no amount of grey hair or loss of magic was going to keep her down today!

“Luz! You have a guest!” Her Mama’s voice rang from downstairs, dragging the witch from her thoughts. Giving her wet hair one last pat down with the towel before tossing it aside, Luz raced down the steps, each step making a loud thud as she ran, eager to see which of her friends(maybe Amity?!) had come to see her.

“As excited as I am to also see you, Luz, it’s uncouth to run in the house.” Her guest chided, tone halfway between stern and playful.

“Oh!” Luz’s expression fell at the lack of pretty girl, but her smile came back just as quickly, “Tía Lilith! How’s my favorite Auntie doing?”

Lilith sat at the living room sofa, legs crossed with a patient smile on her face. On the coat rack by the door her Emperor’s coven cloak hung, and beside it was her staff. It wasn’t unusual for Lilith to stop by when Luz was at her Mama’s for the week, always having an open invite for a seat at dinner in the Noceda household. It was, however, unusual to see her so early in the day, since her job demanded so much of her time.

“I’m doing well, all things considered,” Lilith answered, patting the seat beside her. As Luz joined her, Camila entered the room, a tray of refreshments consisting of beverages and snacks in her hands that was set down on the table for her daughter and her guest. “Thank you, Camila, you really didn’t have to do that.”

Camila just shook her head, “You always say that. Just eat what I give you already. You don’t eat enough as it is with how hard the coven works you.”

Lilith just chuckled, politely taking a handful of berries the mother and daughter had grown together in her hands to snack on while they talked. Topics like Luz’s grades and what she was learning in class, how Camila’s work was going, and Lilith’s duties and adventures with the Emperor’s coven were all discussed, though Luz could tell there was something on her aunt’s mind the whole time they spoke.

Finally, it seemed like enough time had passed that Lilith was comfortable trying to get to the reason she was here. Luz could tell by her posture, the way she sat up just a little bit straighter. “So, I happened to stop by Edalyne’s last night for a visit-“

At the mention of her ex, Camila’s eyes flashed, “That must have been a late visit, since we were all at Grom together last night.”

Lilith paused, “Ah, yes. It was a late night. Grom, did you say? Her and her human were dressed for the occasion.”

“Amity.” Luz corrected gently, but sternly. “Her name is Amity.”

Lilith gave Luz a tight, patronizing smile, “Yes, Amity-“

Luz wasn’t finished, “She was my date last night. I didn’t like how you talked about her at the Covention, so you’d better be nicer from now on.”

Lilith looked mildly uncomfortable with the notion, shifting in her seat, “Your date?”

“Yes, her date. Can you believe it? One moment my little girl is playing with dolls, the next she’s asking girls out on dates… and playing with dolls. The more things change, the more things stay the same,” Camila laughed, obviously catching onto Lilith’s discomfort and making sure she knew exactly where Camila stood on the subject.

“The Hecate figure isn’t a doll, Mom. It’s a collectors item! That I happen to play with like a doll. There’s a difference.” Luz defended insistently, then turned back to her Aunt. “And yes, Amity was my date. She’s my- well, she’s not my girlfriend yet, we, uh, we’re going to talk more about that later, but she’s important to me. She’s smart, and kind, and I like her. That isn’t going to be a problem, is it?”

Lilith bit her lip and shook her head, “No, no. I’ll- I’ll re-evaluate my opinion on her, since she’s so… important to you. Anyway, as I was saying-“

“Good.” Luz interrupted again, taking a sip from her drink, not breaking contact with her aunt.

Lilith remained quiet for a moment, making sure they were done. When she was certain, she began anew, “As I was saying, I stopped by late last night and Edalyne and I were talking. About her curse, and what to do about it.”

Luz and Camila nodded, knowing that’s exactly what Lilith would say because it’s all she mentioned when she ever brought up her sister. It’s one of the reasons they tried so hard to derail the conversations with interruptions, on top of Luz wanting to defend Amity from her Aunt’s prejudices.

“The thing is, she’s insistent on doing things her own way, and refusing my help. Help she urgently needs, I’m sure of it.” Lilith continued. “I don’t know how much time is left before the curse entirely consumes her, and, well, you two might be able to talk some sense into her. Get her to join the Emperor’s coven.”

Camila shook her head, a warning in her next words. “Lilith, this is treading dangerously close to breaking our deal. We agreed you wouldn’t try to use Luz to try and guilt Eda into joining the coven with you. That is for her to decide, and she has made her choice.”

Lilith grit her teeth, masking it with a smile that hid a desperate plea, “You’re her partner, surely you can talk some sense into her?”

Camila kept her expression guarded, “I’m her ex, not her partner. And I can’t control her life, or make her decisions for her even if I was still her partner, and I don’t appreciate you asking such a thing when I’ve made it clear before that I won’t help you change her.”

Luz nodded beside her mother, “It’s Mom’s curse, and she gets to decide what to do with it. If she doesn’t think the Emperor’s Coven is worth it, then it’s not worth it to her.”

The young witch shrugged, “Besides, she has her integrity and her beliefs, and… I respect Mom for sticking to them, even knowing what might happen to her one day.”

“You mean her pride.” Lilith seethed, “Her integrity and her beliefs have never stayed consistent longer than her next con. Well, Damn them and her pride, I’m trying to save her! My Sister! Your mother!”

Camila was on her feet, face stern and presence commanding, putting herself between her daughter and her guest, “Lilith Clawthorne!”

Lilith sighed, her shoulders tense. She stood from her seat, “My apologies. I- I shouldn’t speak as if you don’t care. And I’ve overstayed my welcome.”

With a wave of her hand her cloak flew back over her shoulders and her staff returned to her hands. “I’ll be going. Thank you for the food and drink. And the conversation.”

She strode towards the door, Camila still glaring at her from behind. Lilith opened the exit, and stood in the doorway, “And Luz? Good luck with your new girlfriend.”

Then Lilith was gone, and the door was closed, and it was just the two Noceda women again. Camila lightly pressed a hand to Luz’s shoulder, concern on every inch of her face, “Are you okay, mija?”

Luz nodded, her heart heavy, “Yeah. I’ll be okay. I know she means well, but… it’s not easy sometimes. Knowing what will happen to Mom. What might happen to me.”

A kiss was pressed to Luz’s forehead, “I know what might happen to you mother someday can be scary. But there is always hope for a cure. New ones are found every day, I should know, I’m a Beast Healer. And just because she doesn’t want to join the Emperor’s Coven doesn’t mean you can’t one day, if the Emperor’s word can be trusted, that is. You have that option, I just don’t want it to be thrust on you anymore than I want it thrust on your Mother.”

Luz hugged her Mama, “Thanks. But I’m not sure he can be trusted. We’ve all seen what he does with people like Mom. I love my Tía, but I’ve been around Mom long enough to smell a con when it’s happening, and everything about The Emperor’s deal stinks of it.”

Still… if only there was some way to heal her mother of her curse. To be rid of it herself. She’d have a lot less grey hair to worry about, and not just the supernatural kind.

Notes:

For an AU where Lilith is Luz’s aunt, I’ve hardly had a chance to show them interact with each other. It’s been mentioned a few times, but all of their direct interactions got cut because they were kinda superfluous, or felt like padding. I had a short scene planned for “Rebel Without a Cause” but scrapped it and just had Lilith mention a visit to Luz in that time frame. I wanted to rectify that before we get to the finale.

It’s especially hilarious to me that I’ve put off a direct interaction between them because one of my biggest peeves about the show is the lack of interaction between Amity and Lilith, when they’re supposed to be student and mentor. Their relationship apparently isn’t close, and has been on the rocks since Covention, but it’s still a bit funny we never get to see them interact, or Amity get a chance to react to Lilith’s character growth, or get an apology for being used.

Anyway, these two are close. And it’s not just Luz, Lilith is close to Camila as well. Lilith visits at least twice a month. I even considered a plot point where she had a thing for Camila, mostly because, even this late into season one, I still have no idea if I’m leaning into “Cam and Eda get back together at some point,” or “Eda and Raine get together.” But dating your younger sister’s baby-mama seems kinda weird to me, so I didn’t go that route. It’d just make Lilith look even worse in what’s to come, because I would have played on her jealousy of Eda when it came to Cam if I’d gone that route. I’m glad I didn’t go down this route even more now. Shortly after I wrapped up the season, it came out that Lilith is aroace, so wouldn’t be into Camila anyway.

Also, of course I had to have Luz dye her hair brown. That was my biggest hint that she was cursed as well, all the way back in chapter 3. Amity sees the cluttered bathroom and notes dye bottles among the litter. While the color isn’t brought up, Eda doesn’t use hair dye, meaning it had to be Luz’s, and she had her normal brown hair in the previous scene. The Hair dye scene was originally going to be used right after Intruder in the Elements, with Luz’s hair going a bit grey after her transformation, but I cut it when I switched some stuff around.

I know a lot of you think Luz shouldn’t have grey hair, but Lilith got a streak of it immediately after taking on half the curse in canon, so it’s plausible Luz could as well after 8 years. Besides, it’s my fic and Luz needs that bit of angst! Let me know what you guys thought of this little micro chapter in the comments!

Chapter 14: Pain of a Sorceress

Notes:

And we’re back to the knock-off titles that the first two chapters had! Yay! Chapter titles are hard, why bother to try when I can phone it in?

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Amity swelled with pride as she palmed the new iScroll she’d purchased in the markets. Well, okay, it wasn’t new, it was a used older model that she’d managed to pick up for cheap, but that wasn’t the point. What made her feel so proud was that this was something she bought on her own, with her own money, that she had earned by working for Eda. Not her parents' money. Not even Eda’s money, bought out of a sense of charity. Hers.

She’d stashed away every coin, every Snail Eda had paid her, saving it for something. She wasn’t sure exactly what she’d use the money for, until she realized she was the only one in her friend group who didn’t have a scroll. It was basically just a magical smartphone, which at first had Amity on edge. Phones back on Earth were more trouble than they were worth, a way for Clara to bother her, or her mother to issue orders, or the Twins to annoy her. Phone’s were little rectangles of anxiety, wrapped up in a time-bomb. A scroll was different though, she’d only let her friends have her runes. A bit of her just didn’t want to be left out, but another portion of her…

Her scroll dinged, alerting her to an incoming message. The human girl read it with glee, feeling a warmth spreading through her as she replied.

Amity giggled like the schoolgirl she was, clutching the scroll to her chest, right above her heart, as her face flushed. Now, not only could she keep up with all of her friends, but she could keep in touch with Luz while she was staying at Camila’s. And that made the scroll worth every copper snail she’d spent.

Luz was a little behind on human text lingo, which was fine with Amity. It gave them something new to discuss, and she hadn’t been allowed to use it with anyone but Clara anyway when she had her phone. ‘Too unprofessional’ Odalia had said. The two texted back and forth, when Amity remembered something, grabbing a piece of paper off the table and using the scroll's camera to snap a picture of it.

It was a new glyph. A plant glyph. She had found it just this morning, after Willow had come over to make sure the fruit and vegetable garden they had grown together had been staying healthy. While inspecting some of the plants, a few of them had bloomed but bore no fruit yet, and on closer inspection Willow had spotted a familiar pattern and pointed it out to Amity. It had appeared on the Earth plants as a sure sign of their magically influenced growth. After a little experimentation, the two confirmed it worked, summoning forth whatever plant Amity could think of from the depths of the paper, proving to be one of, if not the most adaptable and varied form of glyph yet.

Amity sent the picture, along with a message explaining what it did and how she’d found it.

If Amity felt accomplished before, she was absolutely pluming at her new girlfriend’s praise. Her repertoire of spells had grown immensely since she’d found the first up on the Knee, and she was certain there were more to find out there. It just took a bit more practice, patience, and a well trained eye and she was sure she’d have way more glyphs soon enough.

“Ugh, can you not do this at the dinner table?” Eda complained, digging her fork into her Salamander Steak, “Watching you be all sappy is making me worried about having to put up with what’s going to happen when she gets here later tonight. My cold, wretched heart can only take so much teenage happiness before it shrivels.”

“I agree, this much sweetness is nauseating. I demand normal sweetness, in the form of cakes and pies!” King commented, picking at his own plate. The self proclaimed King of Demons ignored his vegetables in favor of his meat, as he always did.

“You and me both, King.” Eda sighed, adjusting the scarf she’d put on sometime in the middle of the day. Amity eyed it suspiciously, knowing it was far too warm for Eda to be comfortable with it on inside the house, and the fact the witch kept scratching at herself only confirmed that the scarf was as uncomfortable and itchy as it appeared.

“Look, I’m sorry, I know I’m all… mushy, and stuff, but tonight is big! Huge! It’s Luz and I’s first date together.” Amity gushed, entirely unapologetic despite her words.

“Yeah, yeah, I’d hardly call stargazing on top of the house a date. Where’s the booze? The glamorous meals! The carnage?” Eda rolled her eyes, then sent Amity a lazy smile, “But, I guess I get it. First baby-date, Boots. I’d tell you to have her home by ten, but you guys aren’t even leaving, so where’s the fun in that?”

“You guys have fun watching the boring old stars. I’ll be inside, watching the greatest in Demonic cinema, ‘The Kingdom of Bloodshed 2: The Goreoning!’” King screeched from his chair, fists raised in the air.

“… Maybe I should keep an eye on what he watches from now on,” Eda muttered under her breath.

Dinner had hardly finished when Luz arrived, bursting through the front door so fast and frantically she might as well have been running on all fours. No one was willing to toss out the assumption that she hadn’t been, either. “I’m here, I’m queer, and I’m ready to… steer us… in the direction of our date!”

Eda groaned, head in her hands at her own daughter's lack of smooth moves. “I helped birth this into the world.”

“You didn’t birth anything, that was all Camila,” King corrected.

“Yeah, sorry, I… didn't think that through.” Luz seemed embarrassed for even trying.

“Well, I thought it was great, Hoot!” Hooty commented, slithering from the open door and into the living room.

Amity just laughed, knowing it was a terrible rhyme, but not caring. Luz was here, and they were going on a date. Together! Sure, maybe it was some of her nerves that made her laugh, but they were happy nerves. “I thought it was just fine too.”

“You can’t possibly be impartial about that kind of stuff.” Eda scowled, already sick of the gooiness that was permeating her living room. “Now don’t you two have better things to be doing?”

The two teenagers exchanged a glance, cheeks red, before both bounding up the stairs together, heading for Luz’s bedroom. “Hey! Remember what I said the other day, Boots! Door open at all times!” Eda yelled up at them as they went, just to embarrass them even further.

Sitting back down on the couch with her arms crossed, joined by King and Hooty, Eda gestured to the crystal ball. “Well, aren’t we going to watch your disgustingly violent movie?”


Climbing out of the opened bedroom window first, Luz offered a hand to Amity, assisting her through it like a gentlewoman until they were both on top of the roof together. The night sky was already dark, stars twinkling up above and helping set the romantic mood.

It had been Luz who had suggested it as a first date. No one had to pay anything, they didn’t have to go anywhere, and the stakes were low. Amity jumped onto the idea, because stargazing with the person she liked most sounded so utterly romantic, like it had come straight out of one of the romance novels she used to read at her old school library in the Human Realm.

The summer air was still warm despite the lack of sun, as they settled down on the roof hand in hand. One thing Amity had taken for granted up until this moment was the sheer lack of light pollution the Isles had compared to Earth. Sure, Bonesborough was visible from the Owl House rooftop, it’s dimly lit street lamps glimmering faintly like a candle in the far distance, but it wasn’t enough to blot out the sky like it had been in the Human Realm. Even a little town like Gravesfield had some issues with seeing all of the night sky in its majesty with the street lights illuminating the roads.

Yet here in the Demon Realm, above them the heavens bloomed, stretching out infinitely in the inky black void. Amity had never gazed long at the stars back on Earth, but she wondered briefly if any of these were the same as the one they had there. “I don’t see the North Star…”

Luz glanced her way, then leaned close so she could point it out. “It’s over there. And of course, there is the South star that way, and the East and West stars as well.”

As Luz pointed those out as well, Amity snorted, “You have other directional stars?”

Luz’s brow scrunched up in confusion, “The Human Realm doesn’t? How do you guys not get lost all the time?”

“We just follow the North Star.” Amity stated, smiling at the girl.

“But, what if you’re looking at it from the east? Doesn’t that mean it would look like it’s pointing west, not north?”

“I’m not a sailor or adventurer, Luz, I don’t know how it worked. We have compasses now anyway.”

The two giggled, bumping shoulders together as they continued to enjoy their night of pleasant conversation. “So, do you happen to also have constellations here? Pictures up in the sky made by connecting the stars?”

Luz nodded enthusiastically, “Yeah, here, let me show you.”

Putting an arm around Amity’s shoulder and trying to ignore the heat rushing to both of their faces, Luz pointed to a patch near the North Star, “See that one up there, that group of stars makes the Orthrursa Major! See, there’s it’s arms, and it’s legs, and it’s second pair of arms, and it’s two heads!”

Amity nodded, not really seeing the image in the sky any better than she could imagine the ones back on Earth. At least, she couldn’t until Luz spun her pointed finger, casting an illusion spell that connected the stars and made them into the image of the fearsome beast. “That’s amazing! Is this how witches always stargaze?”

Luz chuckled, “Well, yeah, what, do humans just stare at a bunch of dots in the sky and try to picture it with just their imaginations?”

The look Amity gave her told Luz that yes, that is exactly what they had to do. “Oh my gosh, you’ve been missing out your whole life. Here, let me show you all the rest of the ones I can remember!”

The next half hour stretched on, Luz pointing out some group of stars to use her magic on, showing some kind of famous Demon warrior, or a monster that made human fiction look tame. There was even a group of nebulous stars that Luz said was Grometheus, though she didn’t give it form like the others. Apparently that group of stars looked different to anyone who looked at it for whatever reason.

“What about that group right there?” Amity asked, pointing to a patch of stars right above their heads. They had to crane their necks to be able to view it properly, Luz taking a moment to answer. “Well, that’s supposed to be Emperor Belos, casting a spell circle, according to all the stories I’ve heard, but honestly, I just don’t really see it.”

Amity’s lips downturned, “Wait, but hasn’t he only been around for a few decades? Why would he have a group of stars dedicated to him? What was it before he came around?”

Luz blinked, pondering, then shrugged, “I don’t know. I never really thought about it. All the books on stars just say it’s Belos. Some even say it’s proof he’s the Voice of the Titan. See, that’s supposed to be his head, and that’s his cape, and he’s standing inside of a spell circle...” Luz made to twirl her finger, bring the image alive with an illusion, but Amity stopped her, hand wrapped tightly around Luz’s wrist.

“Luz… wait.” An epiphany was hitting Amity as she gazed at that constellation, something clicking in her the longer she stared at it. Without another word, she left Luz’s side, excitedly scrambling back through their bedroom window, and grabbed a stack of papers and a pencil. Rushing back to Luz’s side, the witch just giving Amity an amused smirk at her antics, Amity began to draw what she could see in the sky.

It took a few tries. She wasn’t as good at drawing perfect circles as Luz, and a bit of what the stars were shaped like was up to interpretation without any actual lines, but eventually she got it, tapping a finger to the paper which crumpled up and formed into a warmly glowing ball of light.

“It’s a glyph.” Amity breathed. “It’s a glyph!”

Luz’s face was lit with amazement at Amity’s discovery, “Oh my gosh, you’re right! You just found another glyph, and in the stars themselves! How did you even do that?”

“I-I don’t know! It just looked like it had to be one. How did something like that even get up there? Did magic just make it happen?”

Luz frowned, looking back up into the night sky, “I’m more concerned about why they call that the Belos constellation, when it’s been an obvious magical glyph all this time…”

The two stared up in the night sky together, squeezing hands together, wondering what it all meant in the grand scheme of things.


Eda’s hands shook as she clasped her bottle of elixir and brought it to her lips. It’d been a hell of a morning, with Lilith trying(and failing, hah!) to capture her yet again. That wasn’t the issue, though, no. What made it a hell of a morning was trying to keep the kids in the dark about her failing health before they headed off to school.

She was thankful Amity had been so busy with her little date that she hadn’t questioned the scarf’s inclusion. It was worn loose now, exposing her gem, which was now more than half inky black even in spite of the elixir. This was her second bottle just since this morning, and it still hadn’t cleared fully, but Eda refused to turn into the Owlbeast. She hadn't changed in half a decade, since she’d been allowed back in Luz’s life, and she wasn’t going to start now. She could hold it back. Just a little longer. She still had work to do.

She couldn’t afford to transform. Not when she was pretty sure if she did, she wouldn’t be coming back again this time.

She took her pen in her hands as she squinted over the paper on her desk through her reading glasses. The document needed a few changes and additions to update it for recent events, and she needed to do this sooner rather than later. Titan knows she’d put it off long enough.

Updating her Last Will and Testament was a morbid task, but it needed to be done.

She knew she didn’t have a lot of time left. Maybe she was being an overdramatic old bitty, but it was starting to feel like she had days left, maybe weeks, if she was lucky. It wasn’t a lot of time, but she’d known this was coming. She was losing her fight, and the Owlbeast would take her over full time soon enough. It wasn’t death, but it might as well be, and she’d specified that her Will was to be opened the day she lost control and wasn’t coming back.

As for the changes… well, she wanted to make sure Amity was taken care of. Before she had left everything to Luz and King. Camila had been adamant that she could take care of herself, and to make sure the kids were taken care of instead of her. And Hooty would be provided for by whoever got the house. Now that Amity was here, now that she was family, Eda wanted to ensure she got her fair share of the loot.

After a bit of talk with Camila in private, where the kids wouldn’t overhear, it was decided that Amity would get the Owl House when Eda… wasn’t there anymore. It was for the best. She was more responsible than King and could take care of the place, and Camila had Luz down as the inheritor of her own place when she eventually kicked the bucket, so it only seemed fair Amity got a house as well.

Besides, with how smitten those two were, it’d still be Luz’s house someday, with any luck. If they were better at navigating their feelings than Eda had been, and didn’t screw it up like she had.

All she had to do was sign at the bottom, and send this off to Camila’s Lawyer(because Eda didn’t trust them enough to have her own), and it’d be legally binding. Then she would-

A resounding crash echoed through the house, making Eda flinch.

“I don’t want a bath!” King’s voice rang out as the sound of footsteps echoed down the hall.

“Well, too bad! The witch lady said we had to give you one while we wait for Mittens, so you’re getting one!”

“Yeah, we don’t want to be turned into toads, or something!”

“I just might do that anyway if you all can’t be quiet!” Eda stood from her chair and yelled, her voice ringing throughout the house. Today would have usually been her trash collection day, which was when those idiot twins that belonged to Amity would visit their sister. Despite deciding to forgo her usual plans to work on settling her affairs, she’d still popped on over for Amity’ sake to let them know their sister wouldn’t be able to meet them today, but the two terrors had insisted on coming over to wait for Amity until after her field trip.

Since they were so insistent, Eda had put them to work doing all the chores she didn’t want to do, that she couldn’t make Amity do. Well, couldn’t make Amity do without feeling just a smidge bad about making the girl do them, anyway. It was her own way of getting back at them for being terrible to her new kid before Eda got her hands on her.

It seemed a fitting punishment, considering the two blondes were in front of her bedroom door, covered in mud and paw prints and looking miserable. “We’re sorry, he’s just so slippery!” Em cried out in frustration.

“At least we’re not bathing that Bird Tube thing instead…” Edric shivered.

Eda crossed her arms as she stared them down, “Don’t complain about what you’re given or else I just might have you do that too. Now go get King before he tracks anymore mud through the house already.”

The twins exchanged glances, and sighed, racing down the halls and back after King, who had given up his head start so he could linger behind and tease them for being so slow.

Eda sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose as she heard yet another crash, “Why do I keep letting teenagers into my house, again?”

Quickly signing her Will and stuffing it into an envelope, she handed it off to Owlbert, the Palisman blinking at her with his wide eyes. “Here. Take this to Cam for me, would you? It’s important.”

Owlbert gave a soft hoot, taking the envelope in his mouth, hopping off the handle of his staff and out the window. Eda tried hard not to think about how having an Owl deliver her mail was a human stereotype for witches that she hated as she sunk back into her seat, right beside her pot of “magic s’ghetti” as Luz had put it, her witches wool. The last thing she’d likely make for her kids, and she had just enough for two cloaks. Maybe a nice beanie or two to keep their ears warm if she had enough leftover, but she wasn’t gonna press her luck.

She took her knitting needles in her hands and groaned, “tired, grey, writing my will, and now I’m knitting. When did I get so damn old?”


“You know, Luz, I’m surprised you’re going along with us on this trip,” Amity commented, sitting beside her girlfriend in the flying boat that made its way to the Emperor’s castle. “From what I’ve seen, these people don’t exactly treat your Mom well.”

Luz clutched a pamphlet about some of the things they’d be seeing and a notebook to her chest, trying to play it cool. After all, she was only coming along to the castle to attempt to steal the Healing Hat, a magical artifact from the Savage ages that was apparently housed inside the castle. That she’d only learned existed this morning. That wasn’t exactly a whole lot of time to make a plan up, but this was likely her only chance, short of joining the Emperor’s Coven herself in a few years.

And the way her Mom was acting, she didn’t think they had a few years.

Luz wasn’t dumb. Maybe if she didn’t share the same curse as her mother she wouldn’t have caught all the warning signs, but everything about Eda this morning hadn’t felt right. Her Mom was running out of time and was hiding that from her, so she wouldn’t worry, but that had backfired. Luz was even more worried because her Mom was keeping secrets, especially concerning her curse.

“Well, uh, it’s educational, and all. What about you, if you think it’s so bad, why are you going?” Luz asked, trying not to sweat over lying to her girlfriend not even a day after their first official date together.

“Well, I’m going because it’s good to know your enemy.” Amity commented easily. “I don’t plan on joining a coven when I’m of age, and that will likely make me a target. Best to know what I’m dealing with now.”

Luz nodded. That was a lot better answer than her own, “That’s really smart, Amity. I should probably do that as well.”

Amity waved her notebook in Luz’s face, “Don’t worry, I’ll share my notes. You are my girlfriend now, so you get those kinds of privileges.”

“Can they go more than two minutes without exclaiming that they’re dating?” Willow muttered from the seat in front of them to Gus, who just shook his head.

The school’s flying dragon boat landed just outside the drawbridge of the castle, which extended the bridge outward for them to enter. After a warning from Bump to be on their best behavior, they were allowed entrance by the Emperor’s assistant, Kikimora, who greeted them warmly. Amity could see why she was chosen for this role. Her small stature and soft voice made her seem non threatening to those looking to join one day, but under it all Amity could see a solid core of maliciousness. It was the eyes, and in the reverence of which she spoke about her Emperor.

Odalia Blight had assistants like Kikimora before. Dangerous fanatics who loved her for the wealth and power she had, desperate for her attention, who would probably kill on her orders if asked. Amity was fairly sure one of them might have done just that before, if the jail time he was serving had been any indication. Kikimora just gave off those same exact vibes, and it didn’t sit well with Amity at all.

The obvious propaganda they were immediately shown after meeting the diminutive demoness didn’t help with that impression. Amity glanced at the wall sized murals of the events of the last fifty years on the isles, feeling a little sick on the inside. Eda had told her already, so she knew what happened to the wild witches who refused to bow before the Emperor, though she hadn’t seen what was left of them in person. Petrified as a living statue, unable to move or interact with the world, but still fully conscious, with no way of undoing it. That was the fate of those who cowered in those murals of the past. Hundreds, if not thousands of them.

Amity reached for Luz’s hand, to draw some comfort, only to find her girlfriend missing from her side. Instead Luz was tugging tightly on one of the vents, clearly trying to pry it off the wall. “What are you doing?”

Luz let go, forcing a smile onto her lips that looked entirely too suspicious, “Nothing! I just love me a well ventilated castle!”

Amity didn’t know how to respond to that. If Luz didn’t want to tell her what was really going on, Amity wouldn’t press her, but she wished she’d just be honest about not wanting to tell her instead of making an excuse. “Well, hurry up. We don’t want to lose the group.”

Next was the Hall of Relics, which showcased the Emperor’s trophies from the Savage Ages. Kikimora explained how they were examples of the Emperor’s power, each being an artifact of unparalleled magical ability. Gus openly admired an orb, Willow fawned over a wooden glove, and once more Amity had to stop and pull Luz along when she got too close for comfort to a wide brimmed hat. Amity wasn’t sure what any of these things did, but if Belos took them from his days of conquest they were probably better off locked away, not in the hands of school children.

Kikimora continued to guide them, speaking, “Here at the Emperor’s Coven, we require members with sophistication, elegance, and grace-“

At that very moment the doors to the front of the castle opened, and in stalked Lilith, looking like none of those things, her white cloak dirty with mud and her hair covered in leaves and feathers from her morning attack on the Owl House.

“Make way for Miss Lilith Clawthorne, students” Kikimora had the students back up, allowing Lilith to pass. With a meep, Amity stepped behind Luz, hands still clasped. Around them, their fellow students all seemed starstruck at the sight of her, minus Gus and Willow who had met Lilith plenty of times through Luz.

Lilith seemed in no mood to put up with the children today, striding past them with hardly a glance. Hardly being the word, as she did pass her eyes over Luz, and in the process, Amity, her eyes narrowing just a smidge as they landed on the human girl dating her niece. Luz stayed in front of Amity, squeezing her hand to reassure her, and soon enough Lilith had moved on, her ire aimed elsewhere today.

Kikimora smiled beneath her raised collar at the mess the Head of the Emperor’s Coven was in, speaking once more to her excited students, “Yes, and if I’m not mistaken, Miss Lilith is on her way to speak with the Emperor himself. Let’s all wish her luck!”

Amity knew when someone was being mocked, as all the children eagerly, and none the wiser to Kikimora’s spiteful little joke, wished their idol luck. Lilith handled it about as well as Amity thought she would, proving she had a bit less grace in her than the demon that assisted her boss, “Thank you students. Good luck with puberty.”

With that she resumed her way, and Kikimora continued guiding her students behind her. As Amity made to follow, she was once more stopped by Luz, who hadn’t let go of her hand and was locked in place where she stood, looking back at the room they’d just exited, the one filled with Relics.

“Come on, Luz. Let’s go.” Amity gave a gentle tug, but Luz shook her head, letting go of Amity’s hand.

“You go ahead. There’s something I need to do.”

The human frowned, “What is up with you today? What are you planning?”

Luz backed up a step, “Nothing you need to worry about. I can handle it alone. Now go on, they’ll notice if two of us are missing.”

Amity crossed her arms, “Not if you send two illusions after them, they won’t.”

“Really, Amity… you’re just gonna try to talk me out of it.” Luz started, already casting the spell circle to summon their clones, two of them like Amity said, so the human wouldn’t get into any trouble while Luz tried to talk her out of staying with her.

“Maybe I will.” Amity admitted, leaning forward with a glare, “Maybe I won’t. But I’m certainly not leaving until I know for sure. So, what are you planning?”

“I- there is a relic back there I need to steal. Borrow! I mean borrow.” Luz explained, hastily trying to cover up her mistake.

Amity pursed her lips, not liking where this was going one bit. “Alright, you were right. I’m going to have to talk you out of this.”

She smacked Luz upside the head, “What are you thinking? Isn’t it bad enough that Eda has the Emperor’s Coven after her all the time? Do you want them after you as well?”

“But I need it, Amity!” Luz protested, glancing away from her girlfriend and down into the hall, the relics calling her name.

“Why do you need it, Luz? What can be so important about an admittedly fashionable hat that you’ll take this kind of risk?” Amity argued back, glancing over her own shoulder to make sure Lilith wasn’t on her way back, or that any of the guards would hear this conversation.

“It's not just an admittedly fashionable hat, Amity! It’s the Healing Hat!” Luz took out the brochure she’d been looking at on the way to the castle, cracking it open and showing the page to Amity. “It could heal any curse! I need it!”

Amity took the booklet, looking it over. It was the same hat she’d seen Luz eyeing in the Relic Room. Still, this was risky, stealing from the Emperor, “Do you think your Mom would really want you to steal this for her, Luz?”

The two lapsed into silence, Amity facepalming at her own question, “Okay, yes, she would. Bad example. But are you ready for the consequences if you get caught?”

Luz nodded without hesitation, “Yes. This… this isn’t just for my Mom, Amity. This is also for me. I can’t… I’m not- I don’t want to be a monster, Amity. Not anymore. Not if I can fix this.”

“You’re not a monster, Luz! I thought we’ve been over this!” Amity took both of Luz’s hands in her own, pressing a kiss to her knuckles.

“I’m not, I know… but I will be. Forever, one day. The curse will get worse and worse as I get older, until I won’t be able to hold the Owlbeast back anymore. I’ll be consumed by it, Amity. I’ll be gone, and it will be free, and I will be a monster forever. I don't want that. So please, don’t stop me.” Luz pleaded, steadily losing her composure as she spoke, taking her hands back from Amity and turning around to go back into the Relic room.

Only to be stopped by a hand on her shoulder, clamped tightly, “I’m not leaving, Luz.” Amity assured her, letting go of her shoulder to step right beside her.

“I may not think this is the best idea, but you’re stubborn. I can’t talk you out of this, so I’m going with you so if things go wrong I can give you some backup. Because we’re a team now. Let’s go grab your dumb hat and get out of here before anyone spots us, okay?”

Luz seemed to get teary eyed over Amity’s declaration, throwing her arms around Amity’s neck in a big hug, “Thank you so much Amity, you won’t regret this!”

With a tug on her girlfriend's hand, Luz pulled her into the room, “Come on, lets go get it.”

Amity was grateful she’d stopped Luz right after exiting the relic room, otherwise they’d have had to plan an entire heist montage just to get back to it. Instead, the hat was there for the taking, not even a glass case to keep Luz from swiping it. Luz removed it off its pedestal, examining it with uncontained enthusiasm. “Here it is! I just got to place it on my head, and boom, cured!”

Amity grinned, her own eye pulled over to a glass ball filled with goo and a golden stopper on top with an equally golden stand holding it, suspended above its own pillar. She took a step towards it, feeling it call her name, but kept her eyes on Luz. “Don’t just stand there talking about it, put it on and see if it works!”

Luz did as she was told, plopping it down on her head with an ear to ear grin. The hat began to glow, and Luz clapped her hands together excitedly, “I think it’s working! I can feel the magic inside of it!”

Amity clasped her hands around the sides of the glass orb, removing it from its golden stand, giving Luz a supportive hum. There was something special about this item, something that made it stick out to Amity. It wasn’t like the others, like the Green Thumb Glove, which would be handy for helping Amity with her gardening, or as expensive and extravagant as the solid gold Heavenly Harp. Next to the others, this looked rather plain. Inside an ethereal purple liquid floated around, almost looking like a lava lamp in how it moved, unbound by the forces of gravity.

Then there was the magic she felt within it, like it resonated with her, despite not knowing what artifact this was. Well, if Luz was stealing an artifact from the vault, she may as well take one as well. Sphere in hand, Amity returned to Luz’s side, “How do you feel?”

Luz paused for a moment, focusing on herself. Then, “Honestly, not a whole lot different? I felt all whooshy for a second there, but now it’s just kinda like there is a hat on my head and not much else.”

Amity pursed her lip, “Well, maybe it did work and it was just quick? We’ll take it to Eda, she’ll know better than we will. Now take it off, quickly, and hide it. Let's get out of here before anyone knows we took it.”

I w i l l k n o w

Luz nearly dropped the hat from her hands as she was taking it off her head, and Amity’s hand tightened on her stolen glass sphere. The two trembled, the voice feeling like a hand had phased through their skulls and gripped their brains in its boney fingers as it echoed through their minds. “We need to get out of here. Now!”

Luz didn’t need to be told a second time, racing for the doors. She was too late, for in that moment giant steel gates fell, locking them inside from either side of the room. Luz cast a spell at it, but it bounced off, ricocheting off and around the room before taking a chunk out of one of the marble pillars the relics rested upon, crumbling it and sending the Beast Bell clattering to the floor.

Amity clutched her artifact to her chest, eyes wide, before remembering this was supposed to be some kind of magical artifact vault. Someway, she’d be able to help get them out. She uncorked the glass bottle in her grip, yanking out the golden stopper and turned the bottle upside down and gave it a shake. Once, twice, three times, with her eyes clamped shut, waiting for something amazing to happen, something powerful. Nothing seemed to happen, until her girlfriend gave an excited cry of, “Whoa! Nice thinking Amity!”

Amity cracked open her eyes to take a look, and found three large, monstrous purple golems in front of her. Abominations, one for each shake she’d given the bottle. Despite their size far exceeding the sphere’s contents, there was still plenty of abomination goo left inside of it waiting to be used. She’d seen Jerbo use Abominations a few times, and had gone to class in the Abomination track enough to get a grasp on how they worked. “Okay, uh, gotta give them an order… uh, Abominations! Get us out of here!”

The gang gooey monsters merely glanced at each other, confused. Luz shook her head, exclaiming, “Too vague! Give them a simple task!”

“The door!” Amity corrected, pointed at the giant metal slab covering the exit, “Get that door open for us!”

The Abominations moved as one, understanding what they needed to do. With hands of sludge, they easily managed to squirm them under the minuscule crack that remained under the metal until they could get a grip around it, and heaved, slowly lifting the immensely heavy door. With each grunt and groan they gained an inch, and before long the gap was just large enough for Amity and Luz to fit.

The two teenagers raced for the gap created, but a figure clad in white swooped in before they could leave. Stopping in their tracks at the sight, they were met by Lilith, a mean gleam in her eye as she strode forth, easily banishing the purple golems with a wave of her staff and sending the door crashing back down behind her, locking the three in the room alone. “I’d been wondering how I’d complete my task. Eda doesn’t have any friends to speak of. No family I would be willing to use as leverage. But you, her human pet, you could work.”

Luz came to Amity’s rescue, parking herself between her girlfriend and her aunt. “I- I don’t know what you’re going on about, Tía, but if you want Amity, you'll have to go through meeeee!”

With a wave of Lilith’s staff, Luz was picked up off the ground and levitated to the opposite side of the room, far away from Amity. Before Luz could crash into a wall, she was slammed to a halt, and set down gently on the floor. In her surprise to be dealt with so quickly, the hat had fallen from her grasp, laying on the floor between Amity and Lilith.

The coven leader glanced down at the hat, unconcerned. Amity’s eyes flickered between the witch and the hat, before she dove at it, desperately trying to clutch it, only for it to burst into blue flames. “No!”

Luz let out a gasp from across the room, sinking to her knees, “I needed that to cure my Mom! Why, Aunt Lilith?”

“These are all useless, decrepit relics. You’d have found that hat had little more power than to cure a paper cut these days, Luz. Do you think I wouldn’t have tried it if it would have worked?” Lilith answered, dismissing the spell circle she’d used to ignite the hat and stepping closer to Amity, grabbing her by the hood of her uniform.

“E-Eda won’t stand for this, Lily!” Amity tried to put on a brave face, despite her growing fear of the woman, and the despair that the hat wouldn’t have worked as a cure.

“It’s Lilith!” The woman yelled, giving the human a shake, “And that’s precisely the point. She won’t stand for this at all. Eda’s always been possessive of her things.”

With Amity in her grip, Lilith gave another wave of her staff, bringing Luz back to her, “And you! What kind of influence is this human having on you if you were really planning on risking your future in the Emperor’s Coven to steal from Belos? You should know better.”

“I don’t care about that! And this was all my idea, you leave Amity out of this!” Luz fought to get out of the levitation spell’s grasp, but it was useless, only rendering her upside down as she punched and kicked at the air.

“I’ll be happy to leave Amity out of this, dear Niece. Believe it or not I don’t like having to stoop so low as to take a hostage, but the Emperor has forced my hand.” Lilith snarled, displeased with how her niece was speaking to her. “I need you to deliver a message to your mother. She’s to come to the castle to pick up her ward. She can come freely to join the coven with me, or she can just bring along her own chains, and we’ll sort it out later.”

Luz grimaced as she continued to spin in the air, “Mama and I already told you before, you can’t make Mom join your stupid coven!”

“She doesn’t have a lot of time left, Luz, and we both know that!” Lilith argued.

“And if she wants to spend it free, then she should be able to do that!” Luz cried back, tears leaking from her eyes. “I’m not dumb, Tía, I know what will happen to her soon!”

“Luz! That’s enough!” Surprisingly it was Amity who had spoken, shocking both witches into a mild stupor as they glanced at her.

“Yes, er, what the human said.” Lilith said dumbly, gesturing to Amity.

Amity growled at her captor, “Luz, listen to me. Do as Lilith says. Go get your Mom. I trust Eda, she’ll make things right. She’ll kick her dumb sisters scrawny butt like she always does, and we’ll be back home in time for dinner.”

“But-“ Luz tried to protest, her jaw clenched so tightly it was creaking.

“Luz… everyone in your family is too stubborn to ever change their minds. It’s why I knew better than to try to talk you out of this heist.” Amity did her best to smile, “Lilith isn’t going to change her mind and let me go just because you yell at her a bunch. Go get Eda. I’ll be fine.”

Lilith sideyed the human, the slightest bit of approval in her eyes, then looked back at her niece, “Seems you found yourself a reasonable enough girlfriend. You should really listen to her.” Without another word she swept her staff at Luz, catching the girl in the midriff, and off it went, flying off and out through the gated door, which opened by Lilith’s command.


Eda had just put the finishing touches on her pair of magical cloaks, setting them into a gift box with a note, sealing it, and handing it over to Owlbert.They would make a decent gift, a final parting present for the girls to enjoy after Eda was gone.

Titan, she was in a morbid mood today. “Just put it in the mailbox for me. You’ve already had to go to Cam’s once already. No rush for these to get to her like the last one.”

Owlbert gave an affirmative hoot, lifting the package in his little talons and flying out the open living room window to do as he was asked.

“You know, I don’t get what Mittens was complaining about,” Edric spoke, stepping into the living room from the kitchen, oblivious to Eda’s plight, with a box of crackers in his hand. “This Demon Realm food tastes amazing.”

Eda cracked a smile despite herself, “It’s not the taste she doesn’t like, it’s the fact it's all incredibly toxic to humans.”

“Wha!” Ed cried, spitting out his mouth full of half chewed crackers onto the floor, all while Eda cackled, “I’m not gonna die, am I?”

“No! At least, I don’t think so. Depends on how much you ate.” Eda said, vaguely threateningly.

“My life depends on how much I ate? Like, the poison builds up, or something?” Edric seemed close to hyperventilation at the news.

“No, you’ll just have a horrible stomach ache. I’m the one who’ll kill you if you ate all the snacks in my pantry.” Eda warned.

Edric breathed out a sigh of relief, just in time for Emira to come down the stairs and join the conversation, having changed out of her usual day clothes and into some of the scraps Eda had laying around in a closet after King’s bath had rendered her usual outfit wet and ruined. “What did I miss?”

“Nothing much,” Edric shrugged, then offered her the box of crackers, a sly grin on his face, “Wanna try?”

“Ooh, those look good!” Em took a handful, tossing a few in her mouth, “oh, man, these are delicious!”

Ed and Eda exchanged glances, stifling giggles as Emira took the rest of the box and helped herself.

“This was an indignation! I demand justice! Executions for the both of you!” King barked as he too came down the steps, wrapped in a towel, his hair puffed up and fluffy from the hair drier the twins had forced him under.

“You know, you’re lucky you’re so cute, or else I’d have drowned you in the bath water,” Emira growled at him, setting aside the box and crossing her arms at his sour attitude.

“Yeah, and Amity told us you loved baths. You had just gotten out of one when you two met.” Edric chimed in, sitting on the couch beside his younger sister’s mentor.

“I like bathing for comfort, not cleanliness! If I want to relax with Pierre the rubber duck, that’s my business! But if I want to wear nothing but mud, then I say the Emperor has new clothes!” King yelled at them, wagging his little fists in anger.

The front door opened up, and Hooty, oblivious to the yelling on the inside, called in, “I spy with my little eye, something starting with Luz!”

“Ah! They’re here!” Eda smiled, sitting up from the couch and making her way to the door. “Finally, I won’t need to deal with Thing One and Thing Two by myself anymore.

She snorted at her own joke, then paused, “Wait, just Luz?”

She opened the door to find her daughter looking up at her, tears streaking down her face. “Mom, we have trouble.”

Behind her, floating in the air and staring into the depths of her soul was Lilith’s pale ivory staff. Eda’s mouth turned into a snarl as she put what happened together. “Lilith…”

Without hesitation, Eda put two fingers in her mouth and gave a whistle, Owlbert swooping in, flying back over from the mailbox already in staff form, which she immediately mounted. “Get on the back, Luz, you can tell me what happened on our way there.”

Edric and Emira were by her side, confusion on their faces, “Wait, what’s happening, where’s Mittens?”

“There’s no time. My sister’s got her, and it’s not likely to be good. I’m going to go and rescue her, you two stay here and keep safe.” Eda tried to take off, but the twins blocked the door, not satisfied with her answers.

“Wait, ‘got her?’ Like kidnapped?” Ed cried out in panic.

“We need to go with you, we can help!” Em tried to mount the staff behind Luz, only for Eda to kick her off.

“No you don’t! My sister won’t care what happens to you in a fight. She’s not exactly fond of humans, and she’s already using your sister to get to me, I don’t need to give her more bait. She won’t hurt Luz, not if she can help it, so I can use that to my advantage.”

The twins didn’t want to accept that, “We should be saving our sister, not waiting around at some stinky old house in the woods!”

Eda wasn’t having this argument, “No, what should be happening is me sending you all home before I rescue your sister. I can still do that, and then you’d have to wait a week to hear about her awesome rescue when she goes to meet you again. Or, you can stay here, and we’ll celebrate when I get back from kicking Lilith’s scrawny butt.”

Before anyone could object, she gave a call, “Hooty!”

The House demon answered, wrapping around the twins and keeping them contained. “Hoot! Reporting for Duty!”

“Keep them from following me. King! You’re in charge, don’t go mad with power. Come on, Luz, let's go.”

“We need to hurry, Mom. I don’t know what Lilith plans to do if she thinks we won’t show.” Luz rushed, just as her scroll dinged, letting her know she had a message. Summoning it, Luz held it aloft and read.

 

Eda placed a hand on Luz’s shoulder, giving it a gentle squeeze, “Come on Kiddo, let’s go save your girl.”


Lilith paced the drawbridge of the Emperor’s castle, irritated at her younger sister’s lateness. Behind her, just beyond the castle’s open doors, Amity was trapped inside a bubble, unable to break free. If Eda came, Lilith would honor her deal and allow the human to go free, unharmed, as long as Eda did as she was told. When this was over, they’d all thank her for what she’d done this day.

Above her, on the roof of the castle, Belos watched from black, eyeless sockets in his mask, his very presence a warning about what would happen to Lilith should she fail this evening.

Just as Lilith was beginning to lose the last of her patience, a flash of burning yellow electricity ignited the air. Eda had arrived, floating in the air with all the unbridled wraith of a Fury. They stared each other down, and with a flick of her magic Eda sent Lilith’s staff right at her, whizzing so close to Lilith’s head that it took a few strands of her hair as it pierced the stone of the emperor’s castle like a ballista’s javelin.

“Sister, I see you got my invitation to a witch’s duel-“ The words were hardly out of Lilith’s mouth before the area around her was blasted by bolts of pure, raw magical energy, which scorched the stone at her feet. She had no time to recover before Eda resorted to physical blows, flying through the air almost faster than the eye could track, seemingly teleporting. Lilith managed to block each blow, keeping her facial expressions cool, but on the inside she was rattled to see her sister so furious. Eda was going for blood.

“Where is she?” Eda demanded, pausing her onslaught just long enough to get the words across before immediately re-entering the fray.

The Wild Witch was stopped when Lilith raised a hand, “Easy now. She’s safe.”

The human was summoned, the ball Che was contained in flying from behind Lilith to join her on the bridge. “You can have her back, provided you can do as I say. Renounce your wild ways, and join the Emperor’s Coven. He can help heal your curse!”

To say Eda rejected the notion was putting it mildly. She verbally spit in Lilith’s face, and resumed her offensive, attacking Lilith in such a way she could barely keep herself from being knocked back. It didn’t get any easier when they took to the air.

For each blow Eda delivered, Lilith had to counter or dodge. It was exhausting, and more importantly, it meant she couldn’t attack herself, too busy reacting to Eda’s blows. Which meant Lilith had to cheat, sending Eda’s attacks towards Amity instead and forcing her sister to become the reactive one.

Eda growled at how dirty, how dishonorable this fight was going. Witch’s duels were supposed to be something sacred, something between just the two parties, and here her sister was dragging someone defenseless into it to be a shield. If her sister had been anyone else, the Emperor’s coven would be arresting her for this, and yet they stayed back, under the watchful eyes of their beloved ruler.

It was one thing for Eda to cheat during a witch’s duel. She was a crook, and there was no honor among thieves, but for her sister to act so high and mighty and doing it so openly, with a child as a hostage no less, it made Eda’s skin crawl. “Stop hiding behind Amity, you coward!”

“It’s so sad to see you slowing down in your old age, sister! Tell me, is it the curse?” Lilith goaded, trying to make Eda mad. Trying to make her lose what little focus she had so she’d strike out without thinking.

“Maybe it is the curse, but then how pathetic are you if you can’t best me at my worst?” Eda readied another volley, and fired it, Lilith moving Amity out of the way so she could throw up a proper shield spell.

Amity rolled inside her protective ball, bruised and jostled, but otherwise fine. She banged against the shield uselessly, wishing she’d brought along any of her glyphs. Instead, spying a stone spike that acted as one of the castle decorations, she tried to pop the bubble with it, ramming herself into it repeatedly. She still had her stolen Abomination sphere, and while the gunk was useless in the bubble(a fact she learned the hard way, as her purple stained clothes would show) and unable to summon the Abominations outside of the enchanted cage she was in, if she could get out she could still do something to help Eda win with it.

After several attempts, the bubble finally popped, and Amity landed on her back, giving a small cry, but was silenced by a hand clamping over her mouth.

“You always act like you’re better than me!” Lilith sneered, hoisting up her staff, attempting to keep her barriers up.

“I am better than you!” Eda declared angrily, preparing one final strike against her sister’s slowly shattering shield spell.

Then why were you so easy to curse?!

Lilith’s retort sounded across the battlefield, the words harsh, aimed like a weapon with the mindless intent to hurt. Every action paused, every body watching stilled. Even the Coven Guards upon the castle walls seemed to stop breathing. Eda stood with her mouth agape, finally putting the final pieces of the thirty year long puzzle together.

Lilith covered her mouth, shame written on every pore of her face as her darkest secret was finally revealed. “A-and I have the power to cure it, if you’d just let me explain!”

Eda didn’t respond. She simply stood there, the spell she was charging fading into aether in the breeze. Her body felt as if she’d been dipped into an ice bath that soaked down to her very core with its chill. Then she moved, slowly, to stand straight, looking right past Lilith, and spoke. “Luz. Take Boots and get out of here.”

“Luz?” Lilith asked in both confusion and horror as she turned her head, seeing her niece behind her. How she’d got behind Lilith, she didn't know. Luz had always been crafty, knew plenty of illusions, if she felt like she could turn herself invisible to get past the bridge…

Luz had heard every word she had just said.

Luz’s face was painted with disbelief, tears dripping from her eyes for a second time that day at her aunt’s action. She shook her head slowly, then frantically, “No, no-“

“Luz!” Eda ordered. “Go. Get your girlfriend home. Go to your Mama’s place.”

Lilith stood to her feet, shield dissipated, “If you think I’m just going to let you leave with my hostage, for you to chase after when you’re done-“

“I’m not leaving Lilith. You have my word on that.” Eda said, her voice hard. Lilith flinched at the use of her full name. No Lil or Lily. Eda never called her that, insisting she didn’t because they were sisters and she’d earned the privilege.

Luz didn’t move, still too shaken by the revelation, but where she hesitated, Amity didn’t, grabbing Luz by the wrist and yanking her with all her strength, pulling the girl along across the bridge, past Lilith who made no move to stop them. Past Eda, who only gave them a glance, and one small, sad smile.

Amity didn’t stop running, Luz in tow, because she remembered what Eda had told her, way back on their staff ride after the Knee, when Luz had been asleep.

You’re gonna kill them, right?”

“There are a lot of things worse than death, kid. And I intend to inflict them all on whoever did this. Slowly.”

Whatever happened between Eda and Lilith, Luz didn’t need to see it. Not on top of everything else that had happened today. Not after having her hopes squashed with the hat. Not after having her girlfriend taken. Not after learning her beloved Aunt was the one who was responsible for the suffering her mother and herself had gone through with their curse for all these years. So Amity dragged Luz away, the girl too shaken to fight back.

Back on the bridge, Lilith shook, staring at her sister who hadn’t made a move. “You’re… surprisingly calm about all of this Eda. Has this revelation perhaps made you come to your senses?”

“No,” Eda said quietly, closing her eyes and taking a deep breath, “I’m just taking a moment to make my peace about what I’m about to do to you.”

Then she moved, faster than Lilith had ever seen Eda move before. Gone was the tired witch, slowed by the drain of her magic. She replaced her drive with fury, moving as if unhindered by her ailment. Their staffs slammed against each other, energy flying with each swing. Beneath Lilith’s heels the stone drawbridge began to crack. Each blow Eda sent lacked finesse, but behind it was the power of a thousand suns as Eda kept swinging, kept casting spells, each attack backed with enough strength to knock Lilith’s head clean off her shoulders if they made contact with her head.

Eda was really trying to kill her.

Lilith skidded back from a particularly hard blow that nearly left her staff in splinters. “Eda, please, this is- your condition is hardly worth killing me over. Just let me help you, and we’ll-“

“It isn’t just my condition, Lilith!” Eda roared, huffing and puffing, sucking in each breath with immense effort. Upon her chest her gem was darkening, clouding up with more and more inky blackness. “Your Titan damn curse… It’s hereditary!”

Her sister’s words meaning sank into Lilith’s bones, scorching her very soul, and she gave a shake of her head, rejecting the very notion. “No, noo, that- That can’t be true! Luz would have told me if she-“

“Like you told her you were the one who cursed me? Or heck, like I told Camila about how I was cursed before we had Luz? Everyone in this family has secrets, Luz isn’t any different.” Eda adjusted her grip on her staff, ready to strike again, but the weakness wasn’t leaving her limbs. “You already badgered her about your damn coven every chance you got, did you really think she wanted you to drag her away, to be poked at like some test subject until you got your cure?”

“I’m sorry!” Lilith cried, tears of guilt and anguish streaking down her face as she readied her own staff, “I never meant for things to go this way!”

“Sorry doesn’t cut it.” Eda growled, turning her eyes downward to hide her own angry tears. “All this time, you could have told me. You pretended to help me. All those other suspects, years of my life wasted, because I would never have suspected my own sister of doing this to me.”

They came to blows again, Lilith dropping any attempts to attack her sister, only relying on defensive spells and blocking with her staff. Lilith looked to her Emperor for help, to save her, damn it, but Belos stood as still as a statue. A few guards looked like they wanted to step in, but their Emperor raised an arm to keep them still, and Lilith understood there would be no backup for her today. What use was the head of the Emperor’s Coven if she couldn’t handle one wild witch by herself? It was just Lilith’s luck that Eda took the opportunity while Lilith’s focus was split to close the distance between them, their staffs locked together until Eda reared back, dropping her grip on the wooden handle with one of her hands to bring a fist swinging.

The blow collided with Lilith’s face, sending her reeling. Her vision blurred, she could taste copper from the blood in her mouth, yet despite the pain this helped Lilith out immensely, her stumbling backward from the hit putting some well needed distance from Eda, and helping her steel her focus enough to put up a powerful barrier between them.

Eda sent spell after spell at the shield Lilith cast, the magic absorbing the Owl Lady’s blows, but each putting a dent in how much longer Lilith could keep the barrier remaining. Eda didn’t seem to care how much magic she was expelling, just as long as it brought the shield down and Lilith was back in her grasp. With a last, might heave, Eda cast one more spell that shattered the barrier between them, leaving both witches panting for breath.

The Owl Lady shook, from her curse or from her rage, Lilith didn’t know. The gem on her collarbone glowed a inky black as Eda spoke under her breath, just loud enough for Lilith to hear. “Look… I know we don’t always get along, but we need to work together on this.”

For a moment, Lilith mistook Eda’s words as being meant for her, a sliver of hope building inside of her, until Eda continued, “We’re both… furious that you have to be inside of me. So use it. As a last request from the person you hate the most… or maybe second to most now…”

Eda wavered, her legs shaking as her sense of balance waned. She slammed the butt of her staff against the ground, steadying herself before she could fall. “I made a promise to myself, and I’m not strong enough to keep it. I don’t care what you do when you get out, as long as the first thing you do is take Lilith out with me, you got that?”

Lilith took a step back when Eda looked back up at her, Lilith’s green eyes meeting Eda’s now blackened ones. Then the Wild Witch lunged, Eda’s hand outstretched as it turned into a claw, nearly tearing Lilith’s face clean off. The younger sister let out a bestial, guteral growl, as her body began to change, but the blows didn’t stop coming. None of them relied on magic, Owlbert soon clattering from Eda’s hands and onto the stone ground, forgotten and left behind as a rain of teeth, claws and feathers came down upon the eldest Clawthorne sister.

Lilith defended herself as best she could against the attack, too drained to summon a proper magical barrier, though Eda’s claws still managed to land blows, particularly on Lilith’s outstretched arms that held her staff, her only defense. Lilith backed off, trying to put some distance between them, until they had left the drawbridge behind and entered the castle itself. With every passing moment a little more humanity left Eda’s eyes, her body twisting and distorting as she shifted from bipedal to quad. Each second was another blow that shed a bit more Clawthorne blood onto the stone floor. The noises from Eda’s mouth grew less intelligent, until all that remained of Eda was the Owlbeast, faced with the one who had imprisoned it within its witchly form.

It seemed keen on fulfilling the last wish it’s host had expressed.

But Lilith refused to be bested by a monster, a demon of lesser intellect. Eda may have always been better than her, but this was just an animal, and Lilith was one of the strongest witches in the Empire. As the beast lunged, she raised her staff, wincing as the deep cuts that littered her arms and hands from her attempts at defense cried out in protest of her actions, and cast the same spell she’d used to imprison the human, encasing the Owlbeast into a magic sphere.

Lilith had succeeded in her task, but the fight and the guilt of all she had done had caught up with her. She fell to her knees, wet from a mixture of tears ladened with guilt, and blood that Eda had spilled. Before her consciousness could leave her from the lack of magic in her system, the blood loss, or even just the sheer exhaustion she faced, the last thing her eyes fell upon was her Emperor, striding over to her side to claim his prize, Eda’s staff in his hands.


Amity kept dragging Luz, even long after she herself wanted to collapse into a ball and cry. As they departed, even with the distance they’d managed to put between themselves and the castle, they heard the telltale roar of the Owlbeast, the sound tearing through them, rattling in their very bones, and something inside Amity told her that Eda wasn't coming back from it this time. If she had managed to succeed or not in ridding the world of her sister, only time would tell.

Luz didn’t seem any closer to regaining her composure the closer they got to Bonesborough, and Amity had no words to offer comfort. As much as she tried, she couldn’t think of anything to say. What could you say to someone who’s mother was gone, and whose beloved aunt had betrayed them?

It took hours without a staff to get to Camila’s house as Eda had instructed. By the time they had entered the front door, it was deep into the night and Amity didn’t have to worry about anyone seeing Luz in her state of hysterics as they went through the town. Soon after getting inside the Noceda household, the sound of steps coming down the stairs met their ears, and Camila’s voice greeted them.

Titán mio, do you two have any idea what time it is? Why are you here so late, and- Luz? Luz what’s wrong?” Camila set her scolding aside at the sight of her daughter so distressed.

Luz couldn’t answer, collapsing to the floor in tears as she wept.

Notes:

So, how evil would I be if I just… stopped the fic here? Never uploaded again? Pretty evil right?

Some parts of this are just a little too close to canon, especially the start of Lilith and Eda’s fight. But I couldn’t think of a good way to change it. And as much effort as I put into the fight scenes for “On Earth and Boiling Isles” That took me days of sitting around and thinking up fight scenes, and then weeks of writing and editing them. That entire fic was more or less finished when I began posting it, where this fic I’m writing as I go, so less time to think and ponder on things like fight scenes. Could I have come up with an entire new fight? Sure! Would it have taken two or three weeks to plan, write and edit, meaning no updates for a while? Also yes. Besides, this was the scene I had in mind when I decided to buckle down and write this fic in the first place, so I had to keep it.

Besides, how else could I have changed this? Not have Luz and Amity go to the castle out of solidarity with Eda? Then how would the plot progress at all? I mean, yeah, Lilith would probably fail to lure Eda away in time, and get kicked out of the coven, then have nowhere else to go but the Owl House to hide from the Emperor, all while feeling guilty about still lying about Eda’s curse despite being under her roof and protection, and blaming Eda for making her fail the Emperor so badly she’s now covenless, and… wait, that could have been a good idea, why did I shelf that again? Eh, ideas for later… that sounds like an entire fic in and of itself.

My headcanon for why Lilith burned the Healing Hat in canon is that she secretly hated the thing. Much like Luz, she probably thought it would be her best bet to heal Eda before she made the deal with Belos, only for it to not work. She torched the thing out of spite.

Eda’s scenes pre-fight are kinda grim, but it’s to help reflect a difference in her character. She’s a Mom with a kid(s), and needs to make sure they’re taken care of when she’s gone. It’s a lot harder to be nonchalant about your fate worse than death when you have responsibilities to others to think about.

Chapter 15: Old Blood, Young Souls

Notes:

And again, I couldn’t help myself again with the title. Fear the Old Blood, everyone!

Titan, I’m so nervous. I hope this lives up to everyone’s expectations!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz was deaf to the noise around her, the sounds of two people talking. She was tired, dazed from the events of the previous day and the complete lack of sleep she’d gotten that night. Her feet were still aching from the walk, and her mind was dulled from the anguish as her hands ran over the fabric of the gift that had come for her in the mail this morning.

It had come from her Mom, Eda, sent the day before and arrived in the early morning at Camila’s house. A witches cloak, in Luz’s favorite shade of blue. Beside it was a note, meant for her from her Mom, saying just the words: “To my beloved daughter, for when I’m gone.

There had been another, identical cloak inside the box, with its own note for Amity, but the human girl hadn’t touched it yet. Instead she was busy exchanging heated words with Camila while Luz was numb to the world.

“You can’t just go out and try to mount a rescue attempt! You’re a fourteen year old girl who’s been practicing magic for less than three months!” Camila argued.

Amity wouldn’t listen to the other woman’s argument, “Eda got captured because of me! I can’t just not go after her! My first adventure with her was a jailbreak and we did fine then! I can do it now!”

Camila fumed, “¡Niña obstinada! Oh, we are going to have to talk about the jailbreak later, but right now you’re not going anywhere except to your room, where you will be grounded until I say otherwise!”

Amity clenched her teeth, and screamed, “My room? This isn’t my house, and you’re not my mom!

The living room was silent except for Amity’s angry gasps of breath, which began to turn shaky as she trembled, glaring from wet eyes. “Eda isn’t either… but she’s the closest to one I’ve ever really had. So I’m going to go and save her.”

In that moment Luz was standing beside her, cloak thrown over her shoulders. She scooped Amity’s hand in her own, squeezing it tight, her expression grim and serious. “You’re not going alone.”

“Oh, Titán mio, not you too, Luz.” Camila groaned, hand on her forehead. “You do realize Eda sent you two here so I could keep you safe, right? For me to take care of you? I can’t just let you run off without a plan-“

“Then we make one.” Amity insisted firmly.

Nada funcionará a menos que lo haga funcionar,” Luz reminded her mama, expression determined.

“You said she had turned into the Owlbeast. What if she can’t come back to us as herself?” Camila pleaded, desperate for them to give in already.

“We have Elixirs. Luz has a whole box she keeps here. We shove as many of them down Eda’s throat as we can and hope for the best. If not…” Amity paused, exchanging a glance with Luz.

“We decide what to do with her then. Find a nice place far out into the wilds, maybe? Or… give her a quick end.” Luz finished.

Camila felt a migraine coming on, “There is absolutely nothing I can do or say to make you change your minds, is there?”

Both girls shook their heads, faces determined. Pinching her brow, Camila gave up, then left the room. She returned a moment later, crystal ball in hand, setting it on her coffee table. “They just caught the most wanted criminal in the Isles history, and haven’t mentioned a word of it yet. Meaning no one outside this room and the Castle know she’s been taken. We plan out something until they make an announcement, then continue to plan until we can’t any longer, do you understand?”

Luz and Amity glanced at each other, “We?”

“I’m not letting you do this alone, mijas. I’m either in, or we’re all out.”


Lilith approached her sister with caution, despite her still being inside her bubble. The Owlbeast, upon seeing her, thrashed wildly, clawing and screeching for her blood. Her dear sister, reduced to a raging animal, and if the Emperor didn’t heal her, she’d never be the same again.

The witch kept a healthy distance between herself and her younger sibling. To say their fight had left an impact on her would be an understatement. Her sleeves were still shredded, arms bandaged and stained with her own blood. Her jaw had a nasty bruise that was already a mixture of black and yellow. Lilith had turned down an intensive healing session as it would take all morning, and her Emperor, and more importantly, her sister, needed her now. She could handle the pain long enough to have her sister cured, and initiated into the coven. Whatever she wanted to do to Lilith later, she could do, but first she needed to be cured.

Then Lilith would have to track Luz down and bring her to the castle next, even if she had to drag her niece kicking and screaming the whole way like she had Edalyn. She would fix this. She had to.

“Just a little longer, sister, and you’ll be free again.” Lilith promised, taking a step closer to the bubble, wishing to lay a hand upon it to reassure the beast inside that she meant it no harm.

That was just what the Owlbeast had wanted though, for her to come closer. The moment her hand touched the bubble, it lunged again, spreading its wings and forcing its claws out in every direction, overwhelming the bubble and bursting it. Lilith’s eyes went wide as she realized she wouldn’t have time to cast a shield spell, and had left her staff behind, so wouldn’t be able to defend against the claws with it like she had last time. The Beast was going straight for her throat, when-

Eda was hurled across the room, slamming into a wall. Lilith, in shock, could only stand still as footsteps approached, and soon the Emperor was standing beside her, staff in his hands. “Now Lilith, it’s unlike you to be so… open and trusting. You should have kept one hand armed when you outstretched the other.”

With a single finger, not even a spell circle in sight, the emperor summoned forth bindings to keep Eda tied down. “I-I’m sorry, my Lord. Please, forgive her. She’s still in her cursed form, I’m sure she’ll be far better behaved once her mind is her own again-“

“We’ll just have to see about that.” Belos replied coolly, his voice as level and emotionless as ever. He raised his staff into the air, sending a beam forth that struck the Owlbeast in the head, causing it to wail and try its best to escape confinement.

Then Eda was back, in mind, at least, looking around, confused and disoriented. Her eyes landed on the Emperor, then Lilith, lips pulling back into a snarl, “Well, fuck. Thanks for nothing, you big feathered menace, you couldn’t even fulfil my last wish right, could you? And now we’re both caught.”

Belos seemed almost amused by his captives' annoyance over not being able to kill one of his Coven Leaders, bending over to face her. “Edalyn Clawthorne. The Infamous Owl Lady, the Wild Witch of Bonesborough, Mother of Luz Noceda-Clawthorne, and Mentor of Amity… eh, No last name on record. Unfortunately, I suppose there are even gaps in my knowledge, eh?”

“I swear, if you lay one grimy finger on those kids, I will put a claw through each of those eyeholes,” Eda warned.

“You have me all wrong, Edalyn. I don’t intend on harming either of those children, nor that runt of a demon you keep as a pet. No, I just want the portal the human came through.”

“Well, tough shit, you’re not getting anything out of me.” Eda literally growled. In that moment the Emperor backed off, standing at his full height.

“A pity to hear that, though I suppose I could always just ask the human herself. Or perhaps even your daughter.” He raised a hand, summoning the guards by the door to take Eda away.

“Don’t you dare. I won’t let you touch them, you keep your hands off of them!” Eda fought, desperate to get out of her bindings even as she was dragged away. With no other options, she turned to her sister and with the last words she could get out before the doors closed called out, “Lilith, if I ever meant anything to you, you won’t let him hurt my kids! Don’t let hi-“

The doors shut, cutting Eda off. Lilith gulped, hands dangling uselessly at her sides, “You’re taking her to be healed? Right? Like you promised?”

“I will not be healing her.” Belos replied simply, as if those words wouldn’t break Lilith like fragile glass.

“W-what?”

“You must understand, Lilith. She tried to kill you. She’s expressed disappointment that she was unable to kill you. And she has even threatened me as well.” Belos kept his tone even, if a little condescending as if he was explaining this to a child. “Your sister clearly has no interest in joining the Emperor’s Coven, which was part of our deal. She clings to being a Wild Witch, and as the Titan’s Will demands, she must be punished as one, as they all must be before the Day of Unity.”

He put a hand on her shoulder, as if trying to offer comfort, though his tone implied no sympathy, “You understand, of course?”

Lilith didn’t. She couldn’t. Yet she obeyed, “Of course.”

Belos strode past her, happy, or at least satisfied with her response. He stopped suddenly, turning back to face her, “Oh yes, and could you dispose of the Owl Lady’s staff? Put it with the others, if you will. She won’t be needing it anymore.” With a snap of his fingers, Owlbert appeared before Lilith, falling into her hands.

No sooner had the Emperor left her in disgrace did she fall to her knees, clinging to her sister’s Palisman. What had she done?


Perry Porter coming to you live from outside the Emperor's Castle. Edalyn Clawthorne, known commonly as-

The half finished plans on the table were quickly abandoned by Camila and the kids as the Crystal ball burst to life with an emergency announcement. Gus’s Dad, who Amity hadn’t yet met, but Luz had plenty of times, and had even had dinner with the Noceda family on many occasions over the years, was speaking, announcing Eda’s capture.

“Took them long enough…” Luz muttered, wondering why it had taken until nearly mid-day for the announcement.

The camera panned to the Emperor’s Assistant, Kikimora, who announced that Eda had ‘attacked’ a coven leader’ and would be petrified as a Wild Witch. But more importantly, she had given a time and location, The Conformatorium at sundown.

That didn’t give anyone here much more time to make their plans. “I know a bit of the layout of the Conformatorium from when we broke in there. I’m sure I can get us inside.” Amity spoke, already altering the plan of attack from charging the castle to sneaking into the prison.

The news story focused next on Lilith, who had been the one the Owl Lady was charged for attacking, making Luz shake in anger. “She lied to us. For all these years, she lied! It was bad enough she’d bad mouth Mom about her curse when they would argue, but now knowing she’s the one who did it? How low can you get?”

Camila clenched her jaw, wishing she could get her hands on the bruja who had done this to Eda and her daughter. She was by no means a violent woman, but she hoped she could find Lilith and be the one to strangle the life out of her herself.

Seeing as Lilith was clearly not dead, Amity laid a hand on Luz’s shoulder, settling her down, “We’ll handle Lilith later. We need to focus on our planning now.”

Amity stood from her seat, moving over to the box Eda had left her, and taking her own cloak out. It was identical to Luz’s, the same shade of blue that the Witch’s wool had been before Eda had started it. Every fiber, every strand, knit with love and care. Beside it was a note left for Amity, saying “To my cherished student, who makes me so proud.

Amity swallowed, her throat tight as she willed tears not to spill, taking the cloak out and putting it on her shoulders, then returned to the table to continue making their plans. “Where should we start?”

“Well, how did you get in to the Conformatorium last time?” Camila asked, turning the volume on the Crystal ball down.


“You know, I expected this would be a little better guarded by now,” Amity panted as she climbed up the side of the Conformatorium on a long vine she had used a plant glyph to summon.

“I wish we had Owlbert. This is just exhausting.” Luz grunted, climbing up right behind her.

With one final effort, Amity reached the windowsill, the same one she had climbed through all those weeks ago, and clambered inside the Conformatorium. The cell block that the prisoners she’d broken out was empty, barren of any guards, the only sound the clanking of chains that were hung from the ceilings of the cells drifting in the cold breeze that went through the building.

Amity offered her hand and pulled Luz up after her, the two blushing momentarily at the contact despite their predicament. “Okay, first things first, we need to go find a guard to interrogate so we can find your Mom. Then, we give her as many elixirs as we can,” Amity patted the bag she’d brought with her, stuffed with the glass vials.

“And then we skedaddle before we get caught.” Luz nodded, as they made their way deeper into the depths of the castle.


Camila brushed through the gathering crowd in the Conformatorium’s courtyard. A wide audience had gathered in the short time allotted before the petrification ceremony was to begin.

While the girls were sneaking through the main building, Camila’s job was to wait outside until either Luz and Amity pulled off their rescue, or to attempt to save Eda herself if they brought her out before the girls could find her. Camila hadn’t liked this plan, but knew it was necessary. The Conformatorium was large, and easy to get lost in. If the girls ran out of time searching, there wouldn’t be any way to save Eda from the inside.

All around her the people were nervous, questioning the petrification. One hadn’t happened in thirty years, after all, and some didn’t believe Eda deserved it. It wasn’t like she was a dangerous murderer, she was a playful crook and scam artist. An Icon of Bonesborough, beloved more than she was feared.

One of the people Camila brushed past was murmuring to another, “Did they even give her a trial? I didn’t hear anything about a trial.”

“This is all happening way too fast. What is the Emperor’s Coven thinking with this display?”

Camila pushed past the crowd, making her way towards the front where she’d be able to act if their plan came to its worst, but the sea of people was making that difficult. They were all pushing and shoving, everyone wanting a good last look at the famous Owl Lady when she was brought out, before she was forever turned to stone.

“Excuse me!” Camila cried, pushing past a few more people, only to lose her balance and crash into someone else. Both of them fell to the ground, scraped and bruised, rained down by pieces of paper.

Camila groaned as she pushed herself up to her knees, hand reaching for one of the papers, “Pamphlets?”

The woman she had run into quickly began to gather the rest of her scattered pamphlets, muttering under her breath before turning her attention to Camila fully. “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t see you there.”

Camila balked at the woman, dressed in red and black, with a hairy bat mask on her face. The woman, younger and nimbler than Camila, was back on her feet first, helping the mother to her feet. “No, no, it’s alright. I wasn’t watching where I was going either.”

The woman politely waved Camila’s apology off, sending her a bright, if pointy toothed, smile. Gesturing to the pamphlet in Camila’s hands, she questioned, “Are you perhaps interested in joining the BATs? We could always use more like minded individuals!”

Camila looked down at the pamphlet, noticing the words ‘The Bards Against the Throne’ on it. “Uh, I honestly haven’t even heard of you, I’m sorry.”

The woman sighed, but accepted the answer, “That’s fine. We’re a newer, smaller movement. I came out here to try and recruit new members, but officially we’re here to protest the petrification ceremony as an example of Belos’ unjust rule.”

Camila’s ears perked at that, her interest peaked. “Well, now I’m curious. I don’t want this farce of an execution to happen anymore than you do. Think you can help me out? Is the rest of your group here?”

The woman grinned, offering Camila her hand, which the older woman shook. “I’m Katya, by the way.”

“Camila Noceda,” She introduced herself. Katya gestured for her to follow, and they moved through the crowd, moving away from the petrification stage and off to the far right wall of the courtyard, where a small gathering of tents had been set up. Many of them were selling merchandise or food, scavengers eager to make money wherever the people would be. Camila scowled as the vendors tried to get her to buy special petrification themed items from them as she walked by their stalls, until Katya motioned for her to enter one particular tent. Unlike the others that were open and exposed for business, this one had the flaps closed, keeping whatever was inside in the shadows.

Katya entered first, taking her mask off as she did so, “Hey, boss, I think I found someone interested in becoming a member!”

Inside the small tent, cloaked in darkness broken only by a single lantern and what light peeked through the flaps and seams of the tent, were three figures Camila didn’t recognize. One was a dark skinned man, standing off in the corner. The other was a short young woman, likely only a few years out of Hexside, or whatever school she had gone to. The last was bent over a table, looking at what looked like a map, or blueprints of some kind. Their hair was short, a faded mint green, and they appeared to be the one in charge.

Also, to Camila’s discomfort, they were all wearing the same bizarre, ugly bat masks that Katya had been wearing a moment before. It creeped the woman out, especially with the dim lighting of the tent.

Despite the intimidation they all had, the leader of the bunch seemed caught off guard to see a stranger in their tent, “Oh, uh, hello!” They spoke lamely, then immediately looked embarrassed, cursing themselves under their breath.

“Come on, get it together, make a good first impression.” The masked bard muttered, then cleared their throat, “Welcome! We are the Bards Against the Throne!”

“The BATs!” The other members hissed out, making Camila jump. She was regretting coming inside of this tent.

“Oh no, this is a cult, isn’t it?”

Their leader quickly shook their head, waving their hands in front of them, “No no! They’re just eccentric! We are bards, after all, haha!” They looked nervous, in a way that Camila was beginning to feel sorry for them.

Not wanting to lose Camila’s support, Katya gave the woman a little push forward, “Come on, as our newest member you should introduce yourself.”

Camila licked her lips, “I’m sorry, but I’m not interested in joining you.”

The entire group deflated, none so more than Katya, though that might just be because Camila could actually see the disappointment in the girls eyes without the mask on. Before she could be kicked out of the tent, Camila continued, “I came here for help. You’re protesting the Petrification, right? I need your help to stop it outright.”

The Leader glanced to their partners, mouth open, before centering back on Camila, “I- I’m sorry, but this is a formal protest, not an active rebellion. I’m doing what I can, but we don’t have the numbers to go out and actively defy the Emperor. We usually stage smaller, more covert ops. Relocation of accused wild witches, food drops, that sort of thing-“

“Then why even come here?!” Camila exclaimed, “You should know better than anyone the Emperor doesn’t change his mind over mere words of disappointment. Eda will be petrified if we don’t stop this from happening.”

The BAT leader frowned, then carefully removed their mask. Fishing in their pockets, they placed a pair of glasses over their eyes, and gestured for Camila to step closer. “I-, er, I’m Raine, just so you know, and I’d like to help, really. We do have a greater purpose here, one that is important.”

They gestured to the map they had laid out on the table, areas of it marked with circles in red ink. “We came here to raid the Emperor’s stores of petrified prisoners. This may be the first petrification ceremony in decades, but it’s far from the only one ever to happen. There are hundreds of Statues of witches hidden in chambers throughout the Conformatorium, not to mention decorating the place as a sign of the Emperor’s power.”

They continued, looking Camila in the eye, looking just as tired as Camila felt. “We have come here today because we might not get a better chance. With this many people, we can sneak in unnoticed and… free these poor witches.”

Camila’s eyes widened, “Do you mean you’ve found a cure?”

The tent was quiet. Across from Raine, the dark skinned BAT silently shook his head, gesturing to a large metal mallet by the foot of the table. “Oh. You’re… going to...”

Their Leader nodded somberly. “Each of these prisoners are still alive. Locked in stone form, unable to die, but far from living. Conscious, and never able to sleep. We plan to break in and shatter as many of these statues as we can, and free them from their thirty long years of torment. That is the true reason why we are here. The protest is just the cover.”

They turned away from Camila, eyes downcast, “I’m sorry, but we can’t help you.”

Raine breathed out a heavy sigh, “This is hard, I know. Trust me, I’ve thought about it before. I… used to know Eda, back when we were kids. She was one of my best friends in school. I really looked up to her. She used to defend me from bullies after I transfered into Hexside, and here I can’t even do the same for her. I can’t save her from the biggest bully of them all. She used to tell me- She’d tell me ‘us weirdos-‘”

“‘-have to stick together.’” Camila finished quietly, to the surprise of the bard.

With a watery glance Camila’s way, Raine asked, “If it’s not too much to ask, how do you know Edalyn?”

Camila pressed her hands to the table, leaning her weight against it, breathing heavy, “She’s the mother of my child.”

Raine’s breath hitched in their throat, and they removed their glasses, pinching at the bridge of their nose. Steadying their shaky breath, they asked, “She has a kid?”

Camila nodded. “Three, really. A biological daughter she had with me. A tiny demon cub she’s basically raised before he could speak, and a teenage apprentice she’s all but adopted.”

Raine nodded, willing tears not to fall from their misty eyes. It was all too much for them to take in. They’d gone into this knowing they were going to lose a friend, and yet this woman was losing a member of her family, the mother of her children, and there was nothing they felt they could do but offer platitudes and apologies.

The shortest BAT member poked her head out of the front of the tent, then peeked back inside, “Uh, Boss? You might want to see this.”

Shaking their head and willing themselves to push forward, Raine stepped towards the edge of the tent, “What is it, Amber?”

Raine opened the tent flap, seeing the mob that had come to see the petrification chanting. Up near the stage, with the news crew, a commotion was happening. Eda had been brought out, high above the crowd on the execution platform, and yet despite that, the crowd was focusing on two children who had stolen the mic from the news reporter, Perry Porter.

Camila joined Raine’s side, watching as Gus and Willow riled the crowd, getting them to cheer for Eda’s release. “Let Eda go! Let Eda go!”

“It looks like children have taken over your job of formally protesting,” Camila breathed, passing by the bard. Eda was out, and she needed to be rescued. Whatever had happened with Luz and Amity had failed, and now she had to do her part.

“Wait.” Raine grabbed her by the shoulder, stopping her in her tracks. They seemed conflicted, before finally finding their determination, storming back into the tent and back to their map with a face made of stone. “Amber, Katya, Derwin, I need you to hit here, here, and here. Be fast, be quick, and get out before you get caught.”

“What about you, boss?” Derwin asked, picking up his hammer.

Raine swallowed, “There are plenty of petrified witches out here in the courtyard. I’ll take care of them. I think you all know what this means. From this moment on, we’re not going to be a small time covert group. This will mean open rebellion. P-public attention.” They stuttered at the very idea, but didn’t falter.

With one more glance at each of their team, Raine added, “This isn’t what any of you signed up for. If you want to back out, now’s your chance.”

“We got it boss.” Derwin flashed a thumbs up.

“We’re with you all the way!” Amber bounced, throwing her fists into the air.

Katya gaped like a fish, before excitedly fastening her mask back on into place, “Finally! I get to recapture that feeling of revolution, and in the Conformatorium again of all places! Dreams really do come true!”

Raine picked up a hammer themselves, grunting at its weight, then joined Camila outside. “Thank you.” Camila uttered, heading off for the petrification platform.

“No thanks necessary,” Raine assured, “I’m just doing my job. I break these statues, and you get your distraction. And hey, if you see Eda again before I do…”

The witch bit their lip, then smiled, “Tell her she still owes me that Grom dance.”

Camila nodded, then raced forward, not having any time left to lose as the Petrification process began and the stage began to glow green.


Earlier

Luz and Amity had found some guards. A lot of guards, actually. And the Warden. And Kikimora. They were pretty sure they’d run into everyone sans the Emperor himself and the one person they’d been searching for, but at least they had got directions after issuing some threats and nearly burning a few faces off with a fire glyph.

Eda was in one of the lowest chambers inside of the Conformatorium, right below the execution platform. It was quite the climb down from the tower they had started in, but with the element of surprise, a lot of spells from Luz and a ton of glyphs from Amity, the two managed to take down anyone who got in their way, moving in tandem in a way that made them almost a blur.

They broke inside the chamber Eda was supposed to be in with a well placed ice glyph on the lock, then made sure to close the door behind them. Unless someone was looking for it, they’d likely just walk by and never notice the lock had been removed. They were greeted by a dark room, full of chains and cages, and the sound of growling.

“Mom!” “Eda!”

The two teenagers raced forward, skidding to a halt at the sight of the monstrous bulk that was the Owl Lady in her cursed form. Neither girl had ever seen her like this before, her body various shades of grey and nothing but feathers and claws.

Luz let out a whimper, “Mom…”

Amity studied Eda’s body, amazed at the size. Luz had seemed large when she had transformed, but Eda was bigger by almost twice the size. A full grown OwlBeast was an intimidating sight to behold. Amity reached into her bag, palming the elixir within as Luz took a few steps closer, trying to get the beast's attention.

“Mom? It’s me. T-time to take your elixir…” Luz stuttered, reaching out towards the growling behemoth, then giving her feathered body a sharp poke with the end of her finger. “Come on, wake up!”

The Owlbeast snapped immediately, knocking Luz off her feet as she turned to face the girl, roaring as Luz tried to crawl back and out of her reach. “Ah!! It’s me, Mom, it’s Luz!”

Before Amity could chuck the elixir into the gaping maw of the monster, the Owlbeast’s black eyes blinked, returning to their white and gold. “Luz?”

“Mom!” Luz was back on her feet, arms around Eda’s neck, tears of relief streaming down her cheeks. “You’re okay. And you’re… you, despite being all beasty.”

“It’s something Belos did to me. I don’t know how, but he did. Look, you and Boots, you can’t be here, you need to get out, now!” Eda spoke frantically, her voice laced with panic.

“Not until we’ve rescued you!” Luz insisted. Amity stepped forward, handing the girl a fire glyph which she applied to the chain, only for it to do nothing. They tried again with ice, only for the spell to dissolve. “This could be an issue.”

Eda shook her head, equally frustrated and endeared, “Why did you have to inherit my stupid recklessness? Now get out, your magic isn't strong enough to break through these chains.”

Luz and Amity exchanged glances, “Then it’s a good thing we planned for that.” Amity said, riffling through her hair and pulling out a Bobby pin, handing it over to her accomplice.

“Good thing you taught me how to pick locks when I was five, huh?” Luz waggled her eyebrows, and began to get to work on the cuff around Eda’s neck. “Stay still, this will be quick.”

Eda opened her mouth to argue, but Amity silenced her, “We’re not leaving until you’re free. All your yelling is going to do is alert the guards and make it harder for Luz to get you out.”

“You don’t understand, the Emperor never wanted me for his dumb coven. He wanted me for the door to the Human Realm. I didn’t give it to him, but he’s all but said he isn’t above using you guys for leverage.” Eda tried to explain, but at least did as Amity asked and kept still, letting Luz do her work.

Amity frowned, “Then why petrify you? How does that even make any sense. He can’t use us as leverage if you’re made of stone. Unless… He knew we would come here to try and save you, and this was…”

Amity groaned, pulling at her hair, “This is a trap! Of course it’s a trap! If you have the door and we come to rescue you, he gets the door by threatening us until you give it up. And if you don’t have the door, and we do, he threatens you with petrification so we’ll hand it over!”

“I know! You don’t need to tell me, I figured this out long before you showed up. Now you need to get out of here before he springs that trap.” Eda said sternly.

“There, I’ve got it!” Luz exclaimed, the clamp around Eda’s neck clicking and falling to the ground with a loud crash that made them all wince.

Eda cracked her neck, rubbing at the ring it made around her neck, “You wouldn’t believe how much that thing chafes.”

Amity paced, thinking. “Eda, do you have the door with you?”

“Yeah, of course. It’s hidden under all these feathers, but I never take the key off from around my neck. We need to destroy it before the Emperor finds that fact out.” Eda answered, using a talon to show the key in her possession.

“Then if we know it’s a trap, can’t we use this to our advantage?” Amity asked. “He’ll be expecting us to rescue you, after all. But he probably wasn’t expecting us to use the Bobby pin trick to unlatch you. Even free though, he could still use us against each other, unless we use that against him ourselves.”

Luz blinked, trying to wrap her head around Amity’s way of thinking, “Uh, does that mean you have a plan, or…?”

“Your apprentice is a lot smarter than I gave her credit for, Edalyn.” Lilith’s familiar voice came from the door. All eyes went to her, and in a flash Eda was charging, using her claws to pin Lilith against the door by her neck.

Lilith choked, gasping for air as Eda sneered down at her. “Did you really come all this way down here, just to mock me one last time before I became a statue, Lily?”

“Pl… please, Eda,” Lilith struggled to get out, her sister’s grip tightening with every syllable. “Le-let me explain.”

“Mom!” Luz ran to her mother’s side, tugging at her mother’s elbow. “You need to stop, please!”

“Why should I?” Eda snarled, her voice becoming deeper, more monstrous the longer she suffocated her sister. “After everything, give me one good reason why I shouldn’t break her neck right here for what she’s done to us?”

“Because she’s got Owlbert!”

Lilith’s face was beginning to turn blue from lack of oxygen, the owl Palisman slipping from her grip and clattering to the floor. It was the noise that snapped Eda out of it, shaking her head and reigning in her fury, making her release her sister who followed after the Palisman, falling to the stone floor on all fours, coughing and gasping for air.

Eda’s hands weren’t meant for holding something like her Palisman anymore. A fact Amity seemed to catch onto as she came around, scooping the staff off the ground and holding it close. As much as they all hated the woman in front of them, as much as they despised her for what she’d done, they couldn’t deny the fact that she’d come bearing Eda’s staff, meaning she’d come to help her sister escape.

Eda began to pace, looking much like a Lion eyeing her prey, “Fine, you keep asking for a chance to explain, so start. Maybe that will buy you another minute or two.”

Lilith struggled to speak, her throat already red and swollen, and would be bruised in the morning if her sister allowed her to live that much longer. “It was only supposed to last a day!”

Eda continued to pace, “What was?”

Lilith wailed, looking pitiful. Her mascara ran down her face as easily as her tears, caused by guilt and the pain of strangulation. “Your curse! And it wasn't ever supposed to change you! I just wanted to seal away your magic for a day so I could win, it was never supposed to turn out like this!”

“Win?” Eda questioned, stopping in her tracks, “Win what? What could have possibly been so important you’d curse your only sister, even for a day?”

“W-when we applied for the Emperor’s Coven together. When we were supposed to duel for a place in it.” Lilith cried. “You would have beaten me, because you were right, yesterday. You were always better than me, but then you-“

“- I forfeit. I refused to fight you and let you have the spot.” Eda finished, remembering that day, three decades ago. It was a bit of a blur, the only thing that truly stuck out in her memory before Lilith stirred them up being that’s when she had her first transformation.

“Please, Edalyn. Let me help you. Really help you. I thought he’d heal you, but you were right. The Emperor lied to me. He tricked me. All he ever wanted was your portal door.”

Eda sat on her haunches, glaring at her sister with cold eyes. “And why should I give you another chance? After all you’ve done?”

Amity laid a hand on Eda’s shoulder, a task that wasn’t easy when it was a foot above the girl's head. “Actually, Eda, this could work in our favor for my plan.”

Eda rolled her eyes, “Ugh, fine, but I had better love this plan!”


“Have I mentioned how much I hate this plan?” Eda snarked, back on the platform that would elevate her to the petrification stand with the chains around her neck once more. “Because this is a terrible plan.”

“Don’t worry, Mom. I picked the lock once, I can do it again.” Luz assured her from her hiding spot under Eda’s wing.

Amity held tight the portal door key in her hand, feeling anxious. “It’s only a matter of time before someone comes to check on us. You were supposed to go out a few minutes ago, but the enchantment to take you up was broken when we took the collar off. If what Lilith explained is correct, putting it back on is necessary for the platform to rise.”

“I know, it’s not exactly the most promising sounding idea, but we’ve already discussed it. We can’t all fight our way out of here. The hallways are too narrow, and you’re too big of a target, Edalyn. We’ll need to get out through the top.” Lilith spoke, earning glares from everyone in the room.

“Don’t think that just because you’re helping us that we trust you,” Luz muttered, face poking out from under her mother’s wing. “I’ll be watching you.”

Amity sighed, hoping her plan didn’t fall apart before it could even get started. “Just remember to signal me when you’re ready, Luz.”

Lilith stood by nervously, “Hopefully this works, and Edalyn can get free. We just need to-“

“Ah, Lilith. You chose the wrong side.”

There was the Emperor, right on time. With a blast of magic, Lilith was sent smashing into Eda’s body, which due to her bulk didn’t even make her flinch. The collar around Eda’s neck transformed and expanded into a cage, locking all three Clawthornes inside. No sooner had this spell activated did the platform under the cage begin to lift, transporting them to the petrification platform above.

“Boots!” Eda called down to her apprentice, “You’d better get out of there in one piece!”

Amity, for her part, tried not to feel too nervous. She was only going to have to fight against the most powerful witch to have ever lived, if you believed the propaganda at least. With a glance back towards Belos, she put the key around her neck, making sure he’d see it, and held Owlbert out in front of her, ready to fight.

Belos held out a hand, as if asking her to lower the staff, “If you’d like to obey your mentor's last wish, I’d suggest you lower your weapon, Human. After all, I’d merely like to talk.”

“Yeah, I’ve been told you really like to do that.” Amity challenged, keeping Owlbert raised but not yet casting a spell. “From what I’ve heard, you just love the sound of your own voice.”

The Emperor chuckled behind his mask, “Yes, well, it comes with the territory of being ruler. Could we perhaps be civil here? No one appreciates having a staff pointed at them.”

Amity kept her face blank as she began to lower the staff, only to give in to her anger at the man by lifting it back up and sending a blast at the Emperor, who melted into the floor before he could be hit, reappearing behind her. “That wasn’t a very bright move, human.”


As soon as the platform was raised to its zenith, Luz leapt from her hiding spot from under her mother’s wing, surprising the guards around the cage when another figure was in the cell. And that was on top of their surprise to see Lilith caged as well. Luz took a look around at the guards, sending a little wave, “Uh, hi?”

One of them waved back, only to have his hand smacked down by Kikimora, “Damn it, Steve, we talked about this!”

Luz didn’t waste any time, taking out her Bobby pin and rushing for the lock on the front of the cage, putting her hands between the magical bars while being careful not to touch them. The fabric of her sleeves singed and burned as it brushed against the energy that made up the bars as she slid the Bobby pin inside and began her work for the second time that day.

Of course, it wouldn’t be that easy. “What do you think you’re doing, you little brat? Stop her already!” Kikimora exclaimed, swatting at her guards who began to ready spells to shoot at the teenager.

Of course, that’s where Lilith came in, using her own magic to fire back at them and provide Luz cover. “You’re one to call her a little brat, Kiki, you hardly reach her waistline.”

“You shut your mouth, Lilith! The emperor told me to expect you to join the Owl Lady! I know you’ve betrayed him, just like you’ve betrayed everyone else in your life.” The spiteful demon shrieked, snapping her fingers and summoning the Petrification device.

Eda knew she should be preoccupied with the whole turning to stone thing, but for the life of her she couldn’t focus on that right now. “What in the Titan’s name is going on down there?”

While Lilith was busy striking the Coven guards and Luz was picking the lock, Eda turned to look into the crowd, which seemed to be in full on rebellion mode. People were chanting her name, calling out for her freedom. Some were rushing the platform she was on, starting to scale it. There even seemed to be some nutter in a mask going around breaking statues and screaming viva la resistance.

All of this chaos, for her? It was enough to bring a tear to her eye.

Oh yeah, the petrification. She was wondering why she couldn’t feel her legs.

Turning her attention back to what was right in front of her, Eda positioned her own body so she took the brunt of the green rays of the petrification device, protecting her daughter. Luz did her best, tongue sticking out between her teeth as she worked the lock, and Lilith was still blasting the guards trying to stop Luz, so Eda may as well play her part in all of this. If it at least meant Luz got out of this okay, she’d be fine with that outcome.

Kikimora was barking orders, going full on mad, pulling more guards away from the lower levels to fight back Lilith, which only meant there were less guards to keep the mob below at bay. The entire tower shook from the weight of more bodies than it was built to sustain, until finally the one body who led the charge made it to the top.

“Keep fighting for your Emperor! She’s just one woman! Less than one, look at her, half of her is stone!” Kikimora screeched, only to be swiftly silenced by a fist to the head.

¡Aléjate de mi familia!” Camila yelled, kicking the fallen demon in the gut. She almost couldn’t believe what she’d done, to a member of the Emperor's Coven even, but it almost felt freeing to take charge for once. If this feeling is why Eda was so rebellious, Camila was beginning to understand.

No sooner had Kikimora fallen did Luz finally crack the lock a second time, making the magical cage vanish into thin air. She raced to her Mama’s side, throwing herself into her arms, before they both remembered the device currently turning Eda and Lilith into stone.

One barrage of spells later, the evil statue crumbled, falling to pieces and its green, petrifcating light fading. Camila watched in anguish as the two women were now more stone than flesh despite her efforts to save them, laying her hands upon both of them. She wasn’t sure why Lilith had been in the cage with Eda, but even she didn’t deserve to be turned into a statue. “I-I’m going to try and heal you, okay? I don’t know if this will work, it’s a spell usually used on beasts, I’m not allowed to use this stuff on witches.”

Camila’s hands glowed as she placed them first on Eda, and then on Lilith, the glow spreading along their bodies and reversing the unfinished effects of the petrification. She breathed a sigh of relief to see their bodies returned, only to take in Eda’s state of being. “Ah, you’ve, uh, certainly gained some weight, Eda.”

Eda chuckled, picking herself up off the ground. “Oh, I know you still find me attractive.”

Eda spread her wings, giving them a flex, “Alright, I’m halfway sure I can carry all of us out of here. Get on and we’ll go.”

“Where is Amity?” Camila asked, looking around for the girl, ignoring the sight of Lilith beside her for now. “She isn’t with you. Did she get out?”

“I’m on it,” Luz answered, typing a message onto her scroll and hitting send. “Now let's go!”

Camila hesitated as the others climbed aboard Eda. When the cursed witch gave her a questioning look, Camila could only gaze out onto the courtyard below. “You go without me. I have something I still need to do down there.”

Eda opened her mouth, but Cam answered the question before it could be asked, “Yes, I’m sure. Go. I’ll be fine. I’m a nobody, just a small town Beast Healer. I’ll blend right back into the crowd.”

“Be safe, Mama!” Luz called, with Lilith just giving her a nod. Eda didn’t look happy, but she didn’t fight, just giving her ex one last look before preparing to bound off the side of the platform.

“Oh, and Eda?” Camila spoke, bringing the cursed witches attention back to her, “I met a witch named Raine today. They told me to tell you you still owe them a dance.”

Eda laughed at that, gesturing to her body with her head, “Yeah, good luck of that ever happening! I used to have two left feet, now I’ve got four!” and with that she took off, flying into the breeze.


Amity had used every trick in the book to fight back against Belos, but it seemed the Emperor was always two steps ahead of her. Every blow she sent he evaded, hardly putting up a fight himself. He’d sent a blast of magic out that could have destroyed her in an instant, only to purposefully miss and hit the ceiling, blowing a hole that let the last of the days light in, just to make her afraid. He didn’t want to damage his prize, after all.

That was all that kept Amity safe. That she had something Belos wanted. And he’d chase after it like a carrot on a stick.

Still, there was a method to Belos’s madness that Amity was picking up on. He especially liked to disappear and reappear behind her, looming over the human with his impressive height. An intimidation tactic. Just because Amity knew that’s what it was didn’t mean it wasn’t effective.

This was her plan, but it didn’t mean she wasn’t terrified out of her mind. If Luz couldn’t get that lock picked, Eda was doomed and Amity had done this all for nothing. If Belos got serious, and Amity lost the door, then this again, was all for nothing. Just because she didn’t care about going back to the Human Realm didn’t mean she wanted to give Belos access to it.

Amity was scared, but she couldn’t afford to be. She couldn’t let him see her that way. She needed to be a bitch. No, she needed to be a Blight.

With his next disappearing act, Amity reacted, throwing up a light glyph behind her where she knew he was most likely to appear, blinding the Emperor momentarily when he did. Then she whipped out her secret weapon, one she’d kept hidden on her until the moment was right. Digging it out of her bag, she pulled a glass flask she’d stolen from the Relic Room the day before, uncorking it. “Abomination! Attack!”

A single Abomination burst from the bottle, quickly forming into a behemoth that matched Belos in size with the intent to smash the blinded emperor. Its hand formed into a large, spiked fist and sent it flying right towards the Emperor’s face. The Abomination’s aim was true, the fist landing dead center of Belos’ mask, sending a few shards flying as the man himself was downed.

For the briefest of moments, Amity was sure she’d killed him. She hadn’t meant to. That wasn’t the plan. She felt horror fill her, until he rose to his feet, bones and body creating loudly, limbs hanging like a puppet that had its strings cut. Once upright, Belos turned around, revealing a cracked, breaking mask, missing a large chunk around his right eye. Inside the once dark pits, the eye she had struck glowed with a sickly neon blue light. That was… fun.

To her surprise, Belos actually seemed fairly amused at her attempts to fight him rather than pained. She had expected anger, a short temper. Instead he treated the whole thing as a game, even as close as he’d come to losing an eye. With a wave of his hands the Abomination was torn to pieces, the goo returning to the bottle like it was being sucked into a vacuum.

“I'm just a humble messenger for the Titan. In the grand scheme of things, the Owl Lady's life is inconsequential.” The Emperor spoke, stepping towards Amity now that her bodyguard of goop was gone. “But then you showed up. If you want to save your mentor, give me the portal to the Human Realm. This is all I ask. A Fair trade, wouldn’t you say? Her life, for the portal?”

He went on to talk about how she probably thought he wanted to conquer the human realm, and that he and the Titan had no interest in such things, but honestly, Amity wasn’t listening to his garbage. Instead her ears were preoccupied by a chime that came from her pocket, indicating a message had been received. Meaning Luz had gotten Eda free, and they were leaving, so it was time for Amity to make her own exit.

“You really want that door, don’t you?” Amity asked while cutting the Emperor off mid sentence, and act that seemed to aggravate him more than the punch had. Pulling the key out from around her neck, she pressed the eye in the center and summoned the portal. She was going a bit off script here, but her fight with the Emperor had shown her just how powerful he was. The bait she’d used to keep his attention on her was too good, and he wouldn’t ever let her leave as long as she had the door on her. She needed to take steps to ensure he never got what he wanted from her, today, or ever.

“The Titan wants it more than anything,” Belos corrected, holding his hand out for her to give it to him.

“I’ve never really bought into all this Titan stuff you love to talk about,” Amity dismissed. She glanced at the door, folded into its briefcase form, and uttered a quiet apology. “Ed, Em, I hope you can find this. If not, I’m sorry. I won’t be able to see you anymore. If I don’t, I’m glad we at least got to make up before we parted ways.”

She expanded the door, opening the portal. The junkyard she and Eda would scavenge from was in plain sight, bringing forth fond memories of digging through trash piles. Turning back to the Emperor, she held out the key through the portal, her body in one realm, and her hand in the other.

“You want this so much, why don’t you go and get it?” Amity called out, then to the Emperor’s horror she pressed the button that could summon and vanish the portal, then dropped the key, letting it clatter to the ground of the human world as she yanked her hand back through to the other side just as the door collapsed, vanishing from existence.

Belos looked past Amity to where the portal had been, his hand outstretched, then brought his eyes level with Amity’s, seething. “You have made a very big mistake, human. Had you honored our deal, I would have let the Owl Lady free. Now you’ve doomed her.”

“You really must love thinking you’re the smartest guy in the room, don’t you?” Amity smirked, mounting Owlbert and beginning to drift up towards the hole in the ceiling. “But the truth is, you lost at your own game. You lost the moment you decided to go up against a Blight.”

“We are the best. We are the strongest. And we never, ever lose.” Amity narrowed her eyes at the Emperor below her, “I especially refuse lose to those who would hurt my friends.”

She had reached a hole in the roof that led outside, nearly out of the Emperor’s grasp, but couldn’t help just one more warning to add insult to injury. “So just remember next time you’re thinking about going after us, there is nothing you want that I’m not willing to take away from you.”

With a grin that would make Eda proud, Amity flew through the hole, chasing after Eda the Owl Lady as they both flew back towards the Owl House.

As Amity disappeared as a speck on the horizon, Belos arrived on the surface, taking the lift upward to the petrification platform. His form shook with unbridled rage, doubled when he realized he had in fact been tricked, the Owl Lady nowhere to be seen. Even then though, his rage stilled at the sight before him.

Below the platform a riot was breaking out. The tents that had been selling Petrification themed merchandise were burning, the statues of Wild witches that served as a warning to his enemies lay broken, and the ones still in one piece were being toppled by the masses. A mixed chant met his ears, half the courtyard screaming “Let Eda go!” While the other half cried out “Down With Belos!”

A full on rebellion seemed at hand in this moment, and he wondered exactly where all of this went so horribly wrong. All of this over the Owl Lady, a petty criminal? He needed to put this to rest. He needed to put the fear of the Titan back into these people. Standing before his subjects, he raised his hands to the sky, “Children of the Isles, The Titan has told me to spare The Owl Lady’s-“

A piece of stone, a part of a fallen statue, was thrown his way, narrowly missing his head. These savages were no longer listening to him. He ducked as yet another was sent his way, hissing as he did so. Before he could make his exit, Belos’s eyes locked down on the one figure amongst the crowd that wasn’t moving. A solid rock among a wave of people, staring right back up at him. A masked figure, dressed in red, white and black, daring him to act.

Belos turned, his cloak fluttering as he did so. “Come, Kikimora. We’re leaving.”


Eda had rougher landings in her life, but this one seemed especially bad. Whatever hold she had over her body was leaving, the Owlbeast fighting for control once more. She hadn’t had an elixir in over a day, and she didn’t know how much longer she’d be able to control herself even if she’d had one.

Amity landed beside Eda, just as Luz was hopping off her back. Lilith joined them on the ground, wincing as her wounds from the previous day caught up with her. She never did get that healing session in, her arms still wrapped in bloodstained bandages as proof of that.

“How’d it go back there, Boots?” Eda asked, blinking rapidly, trying to stay focused, to stay herself.

“I got rid of the door.” Amity responded, avoiding her mentor's gaze. “I’m sorry. I know it wasn’t part of my plan, but it was the only way to make sure he wouldn’t come after us again. If we left with it, he wouldn’t ever leave you alone, and we don’t have the luxury of Lilith’s mercy on our side anymore. I made sure he knew it was gone, and I hope he learned not to cross us again from the encounter. I might have just made him angry, though.”

Eda hummed, her mind full of cobwebs that made her feel so very tired. She tried to shake them off, “It’s fine, kid. Couldn’t be helped. Not like you wanted to go back there anyway.”

“I’m sure someone will find the key. I hope they do.” Amity replied, thinking of Edric and Emira. She hadn’t even got to say goodbye. With any luck they would find it when they came to the Gravesfield dump next week when they were supposed to visit her. Belos would never know, and she’d have doubly tricked him in the process if they managed to open the portal on their end.

Luz, noticing her mother’s struggles to stay in control of herself, reached into her bag and pulled out one of the bottles of elixir she’d brought with them, uncorking it and offering it to Eda to drink.

“I’m not sure any amount of elixir will fix her body anymore,” Lilith commented as Eda took a gulp of the golden potion. “I- need to make this right, sister.”

Lilith stepped forward, cupping Eda’s face in her hands and brought their foreheads together. Only to be roughly shoved aside before she could do whatever it was she’d been trying to do. “What do you think you’re doing, Lilith?”

“I- I was going to-“ Lilith began.

Eda’s face scrunched up, and like a small, petulant child refusing to eat their vegetables, she shrieked out, “No! Nuh uh!”

“Eda! This is the only way to fix what I’ve done!” Lilith protested, and beside them Luz groaned. This was just like every other one of their sibling arguments she’d put up with over the years.

“No! Nope. Not letting you.” Eda said stubbornly. “If you’re going to try any wackado magic to try and cure me, don’t bother. It’s not going to earn a speck of my forgiveness.”

She pushed Lilith towards her daughter, “If anyone, I want you to cure Luz. I’m old. I’ve had decades to make my peace with this. You have some miracle cure up your ass, you use it to save my daughter.”

The two witches looked up at Eda, unsure. “Are you… certain about this? You may never walk in your witchly body ever again.”

“I’m sure. Whatever it is you’re doing, you’d better do it for Luz.”

Lilith nodded, then got on her knees before her niece, holding her face towards hers like she’d done with Eda a moment ago. Luz flinched at the contact, looking very much like she wanted to shove Lilith away like her mother had a moment before, but held back the temptation. Lilith called upon an old childhood memory of herself and Eda, then spoke the words, “With this spell declared, let the pain be shared.”

A blue glow surrounded the two, growing brighter and brighter. Amity had to shield her eyes as it became too much for her to handle, making her feel like she would go blind if she stared directly at it. Beside her, Eda drank deeply from the elixir Luz had given her, feeling a sense of relief when her mind cleared, even if her body remained the same.

When the glow faded, the two witches looked much the same, the only difference being that Lilith now had a streak of grey running through her hair. Luz looked down at herself, curiously examining her hands. “I… I don’t really feel all that different.”

“Neither do I,” Lilith admitted, running a hand through her hair to get a better look at the greys, “Though I do think this worked. It’s not a full cure, Luz, but with the curse split between us, you’ll have a lot easier time handling the beast within you.”

Luz nodded silently, “And my Mom?”

Lilith frowned, “I’m pretty sure that’s all I could take in. If I have half your curse, and try to split that in half… it might not be pretty when that half goes to your mother. She might be dealing with two beasts instead of one. I’m… unsure how any of this even works.”

Eda stepped forward, taking the blackened gem from off her chest and holding it outstretched towards Luz. “Here, kiddo. I won’t be needing this anymore. It’ll help monitor your magic levels, and we can keep track of any changes. I probably should have gotten you one a while ago, honestly.”

Luz took her mother’s gemstone in hand, sniffling as she did so. “Oh come on, it’s not that big a deal!” Eda insisted.

Luz wiped her eyes, “Sorry, I just- I’m glad this cloak wasn’t the last thing you were able to give me, is all.”

Luz pinned it to her shirt, in the center of her collarbone, just as her mother had always worn it. The black faded, the gem returning to its amber color as a sign of Luz’s more healthy magic. Amity placed a hand on Luz’s shoulder, turning the girl around and opening her arms for a hug. Luz accepted it wholeheartedly, leaning into her girlfriend's embrace. Behind them, Eda gagged, then started making her way to her front door.

“Well, as much as this family reunion has been a time and a half… I’m going to have to ask you to leave, Lilith.” Eda called over her shoulder, doing her best to saunter when she had four legs. “And for your own sake, don’t come back. I mean it.”

Lilith gulped, stepping towards her sister, “B-but where will I go? I’m unemployed, I’m technically a traitor to the Empire, and I’m still wounded-“

“Not my problem to deal with,” Eda stated plainly. “If the kids weren’t here, Lilith, you’d already be in the dirt. Go live with Mom and Dad. Titan knows Mom doesn’t spend enough time at home, I’m sure Dad gets lonely. He could use the company.”

Lilith opened and closed her mouth, second guessing her urge to argue when Eda had plainly stated she still would like to kill her for what she’d done. “Very well. I’ll go. Take care of yourself, Edalyn.”

Lilith turned to her niece, pondering her next choice of words, “I may never get the chance to say this again, Luz, but I am so sorry. For everything.”

Luz frowned, then shook her head, “I don’t forgive you. But try and stay safe anyway.”

The older woman felt the barest semblance of a smile touch her lips, “I understand. Thank you.”

Turning towards Amity, the witch had very few words for the human in mind. “I owe you an apology as well. Please watch over them in my stead?”

“I’ll do better than you ever did,” Amity declared, crossing her arms. Lilith couldn’t argue against that, she hadn’t exactly done a good job keeping her family safe, not even from herself.

Eda just grunted at the farewells, turning away from Lilith and stopping in front of her door, immediately finding a problem. “Oh, Titan dammit. I’m too big for the door!”

Luz laughed as she and Amity watched Lilith go, the now covenless witch summoning her staff to fly upon and out towards the horizon, then turned to see Eda grumbling. “I’m sure we can squeeze you in there somehow, Mom.”

“Yeah, we’ll help you shave off a few pounds.” Amity smiled. She wasn’t sure how long Eda would last like this, but the Elixir she’d taken seemed to have at least helped a little, so for now the human wouldn’t worry.

“Hoot! Wow, Eda, you sure look different!” Hooty cocked his head as they approached. “Did you do something new with your hair? It looks amazing! I wish I had hair, hoot hoot!”

The group didn’t have time to respond to the House Demon before they were interrupted by the door he was attached to being thrown open, Hooty himself slamming against the wall of the house with a “hoot!” Of pain, as two familiar pairs of blonde hair throwing themselves out and on top of Amity at the same time a small demon latched onto Eda’s leg.

“Eda! You’re back! I was so worried when you didn’t come back last night!” King wailed, seemingly unconcerned that his mother figure was currently a giant beast.

Meanwhile, Amity’s ears were assaulted by the cacophony of noise her siblings were making. “Mittens! You’re okay!”

“Where have you been?”

“We were worried sick!”

“We waited all friggin’ day and night, with no word at all from anyone! Can we go home yet?”

“We had to obey that little twerp of a demon, and put up with the bird tube, it was awful!”

“We finally got to meet your girlfriend while you were kidnapped, Mittens. You were right, she is really cute-“

“What in the HELL happened to the mean witch lady?!”

“And why do I still find her so strangely attractive?”

“ED!”

“What? I’m just saying!”

Amity’s brain was fried as she processed that her siblings were right in front of her, and not within the confines of the Human Realm as she’d previously believed them to be. She’d said her emotional farewells to them and everything before casting the key through the door for them to one day find! “W-what? What are you doing here?”

“We came to see you, and then you got kidnapped is what happened!” Emira shrieked, her worry still clear in her voice. “First you run away, and then you get taken. I swear it’s like you’re cursed!”

“Oh, man, Mom is going to kill us when we get home!” Edric groaned, hand on his forehead. “I can already hear her yelling!”

Amity stared at them blankly, “Uh… yeah, about that…”

Eda started cackling, starting small and building until she was falling over herself. Beside her, Luz was blushing red at their comments about her being cute, and that Amity had apparently talked with them about it. It was hard not for the witch to feel pleased with herself over that, especially needing the pick-me-up after the last twenty-four hours she’d had.

Finally, Eda sobered, her face full of mirth until something finally occurred to her, “Oh, farts, they’re gonna have to stay with us, aren't they?”


Camila walked through the utterly destroyed courtyard of the conformatorium, her feet kicking through the stones of old wild witches, feeling morbid at the thought that these rocks were the broken remains of what had once been people. Almost everyone had left, leaving the previously packed place feeling like a ghost town, but a few dozen individuals remained. There were really only a few Camila cared about though.

Sitting on the plinth of one such shattered statue was just the person Camila had wanted to see, the one called Raine. They looked tired, their hammer lay abandoned at their feet, a fiddle in its place in the bard's hands as they played with the strings. “You really know how to put on a show.”

The Bard smiled behind their mask, “funny, I was about to say the same about you. I’ve been trying for months to accomplish something big, something that will inspire people to act out, and if you hadn’t spoken up, we may have missed our chance to find an audience. You inspired me to act out in public, and for once it seemed someone listened.”

“A lot of someone’s.” Camila commented. “I especially like the part where you told the crowd, what was it, ‘They’ll never mute the music of our hearts?’

Raine became flustered, missing a note on their instrument, and making it squeak. “Please don’t bring that one up. I didn’t write the scripts. That’s all Katya. She told us she could write!”

The two chuckled, staring at one another. Around them people moved, townsfolk talking with the other members of the BATs, some looking to join the cause, others just trying to make a difference.

“I changed my mind.” Camila said finally, then upon Raine cocking their head in confusion, she specified, “About what I said in the tent. I want to join you. Make a difference. I- This can’t be the world I let my daughter grow up in. She deserves better than to have to fear her mother can be taken from her at any moment on a tyrant's whim.”

Raine’s lips perked up, “then we’re glad to have you on board.”

“Really? That’s all it takes?” Camila asked, a hint of humor in her voice. “I’m not even a Bard. You have a place for a Beast Healer in your little squad?”

Raine laughed, scratching at their chin, “Well, it still starts with a B. I’m sure we can make it work with the acronym.”

Camila took a look around, at all the dozens of faces still here, still helping the BATs, still working towards their cause. Faces young and old, asking what they could do to make a change. Katya was going to need more pamphlets. “I’m thinking you might have to make a lot of changes to that acronym. Your membership looks like it’s about to soar. How about… Covens Against The Throne?”

Raine’s nose twitched unpleasantly, “I’ll have you know, I’m highly allergic to cats. Just thinking about them makes me have to-“ they stifled a sneeze, readjusting their mask as they recovered.

“Ms. Noceda!” A pair of familiar voices called out, causing Camila to turn her head. Three figures she knew well were coming her way, making the woman grin.

“Gus, Willow! cariños, you’re okay! I was worried with how rowdy the crowds were getting.” Camila opened her arms, allowing both children to throw themselves at her and into her embrace.

“We did it!” Gus grinned, pride exuding from his every pore. “We helped stop the petrification!”

Willow nodded beside him, “We were so worried when we saw Eda on the news. We couldn’t just let her be turned to stone. We had no idea she’d look like that, though.”

Camila frowned, brushing a hand through Willow’s hair, “Eda’s been dealing with a curse for many years now. She’s always been very private about it. It’s such a shame most of the Boiling Isles know about it now.”

Behind her, Raine spoke up, “It was very brave, what you did today.”

Both children looked past Camila, to the odd person in a bat mask. Raine smiled at them, and continued, “You managed to do something that even most adults would have shied away from. Be proud, you very likely saved a life today.”

Gus and Willow exchanged awed glances at the praise as the third figure who came with them approached, microphone in hand. “Hello, odd bat person, I’m Perry Porter, reporter for the BBN-HXN news network. Do you mind if I have a word, or an interview about your movement and the events that transpired today?”

The smile ran away from Raine’s lips, quickly replaced by a quivering frown, “A-an interv-view? N-now?!”

Camila shook her head, trying to hide her smile, “And you’re the one who’s going to be running the revolution, huh?”


Deep within the Emperor's castle, Kikimora paced. “This is a sign of a full on Rebellion as the likes the Isles hasn’t seen in over forty years. We must act swiftly and put all of those traitors down!”

“Calm yourself, Kikimora,” Belos urged gently, hardly paying her rant any mind. “Such things are unimportant in the long run, and will only drain resources from where they are truly needed.”

With the door permanently out of his reach, they had to start from scratch. Not as simple a task as it would seem, as he’d been attempting to make his own for over thirty years, but Belos didn’t get where he was by giving up when things got… inconvenient. “I’ll have Hunter keep an eye on things for us, while we attend to business. Isn’t that right, dear boy?”

In the shadows, the Golden Guard nodded, offering his liege his support.

“In the meantime, the Day of Unity is nearly upon us. We will achieve our goals before then, the Titan demands it.”

Despite the work ahead of him with having to find a way to construct his own portal door, his mind went back to the little girl who stood before him. While Rebellion spelled trouble, he felt that she would be the far worse problem to deal with in the future.

“Nothing I want that you’re not willing to take away from me, eh Amity Blight?”

End of Season One

Notes:

Hey, remember when I said this wasn’t going to be a full rewrite of season one, and then I basically went ahead and did just that?

God dammit. Why am I like this? This was supposed to be a short highlight reel of sorts, with a focus on what I felt would be majorly different, not an entire epic story!

Right, so, season is over, and right now my plan is to take a short break, and write some chapters I’m calling “Intermissions.” These will be focused on Vee, who we haven't heard from in a loooong time. I’ve mentioned this plan before, but who knows how often you guys actually read the author's notes.

This is of course to buy me time to write season two. Because I have now reached a point where the fic is so different, that it’s kinda hard to come up with allegories for events that happened in season two.

Ed and Em are now stuck on the Boiling Isles. Raine gets an early public start with the BATTs/CATTs. There is a hell of a lot more open rebellion against the emperor. Amity and Luz are already dating. Eda is trapped in her cursed form. Lilith is cast out by her own sister. Camila is a rebel. The Emperor is pretty damned pissed. The portal key is on Earth. And Boscha is trying to be a better person.

I have no clue where I am going with any of this. At all. I’ll pull something out of my hat of ideas though, and try to tie it all together, even if season two is basically unrecognizable.

Or maybe I’ll get those Vee chapters up, panic, write a few things from the seat of my pants, then promptly abandon the story. You know, to keep things fresh! I’ve had way too many successes lately anyway. Gotta mix things up and throw a failure in there somewhere!

With that in mind, if you have any questions other than “what will happen to x in the future,” or anything with Vee in it, feel free to ask in the comments. I didn’t spend much of this explaining plot details like I normally do, and I don’t feel like making this longer than it already is. Love you all, take care!

(Oh, also, I didn’t add Luz and Lilith getting a grey eye each, since I figured that might be an effect of the curse being so far gone when Lilith took it. If you guys want, I can add the eye color change, it’s a small detail, wouldn’t take long to add, but I want to hear what you guys think.)

 

I think the only major thing I changed in this chapter was that I decided to switch from BATTs to BATs for the rest of the fic. I’ve seen it used both ways, and even used BATs in my previous fic, but used BATTs previously for this one after seeing it a few times. I’ve decided to stick closer to canon, though, since later episodes revealed the correct acronym is BAT/CATs. Anywhere it’s inconsistent, I just haven’t updated that chapter yet.

Chapter 16: Intermission: A Vee-ry Special Episode

Notes:

And we’re back. This took me forever to write, and not just because of my break, though I’ll explain that in greater detail at the bottom.

I never really know what to say here, so I’ll just say this. I played a game called CrisTales, and while a middling game, especially in the later half of it, it makes me sad no one else is talking about it! The art design alone was worth the price of admission. It’s free on Epic right now, if you use that.

Titan, that is gonna age this author's note. I’ll look back on this in a few years and wonder why I was talking about a game I probably won’t remember much about by then.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The Human world was an amazing, wonderful place.

After Vee had taken that Bus out of Gravesfield, she’d gone as far as it would take her. It just seemed to keep going, and going, long after she’d given up trying to stay awake to see it all, and had fallen asleep. She’d woken to find they were still traveling, hours later.

The sheer distance was astounding, and yet a mere drop in the bucket for the Human world. They must have traveled the length of the Titan, with there still no end in sight. Vee was no stranger to travel, having spent the last year on the run. She’d seen every nook and cranny of the Titan, from the toes to the forehead. Yet as she learned more about the realm she now inhabited, she wasn’t sure if she could see everything the human world had to offer if she had a thousand lifetimes to do so.

After leaving Connecticut, a ‘state’ in this ‘country’ she found herself on, Vee headed west, to a state called ‘New York,’ that also had a city on its coast that had the same name. Curious about such a place, and why it had such a redundant name, she made her way there, taking another bus south-east, until finding her first real stop in this world. She wasn’t exactly sure what happened to the Old York, but it clearly didn’t hold a candle to the bustling city she found herself in.

It was big, for one, and incredibly magical(figuratively speaking). A dozen times larger than Bonesborough, easy. The buildings dwarfed her as she went down those concrete sidewalks, craning her neck up at them in awe at their splendor. When the first night fell, she was almost blinded by the majesty of all the lights that illuminated the streets. It was like the City refused to sleep, just as active in the late night hours as it had been during the day.

And the people! They came in all shapes and sizes, colors and creeds. Vee had no idea there was so much variety in humanity before this moment. At first, it unnerved Vee to have so many people around her, making her watch over her shoulder, waiting for someone to notice she wasn’t one of them, but after a while she got used to the hustle and bustle, knocking shoulders with everyone else and the sheer level of noise the humans all made in their daily lives helped drown out the paranoia in her head.

She even managed to make a few friends while she was there.

The first kind stranger to greet her was an older man who had called himself Earl. Vee wasn’t sure what he was the Earl of, and he never gave her his true name, just his title, but he seemed very knowledgeable. Wisdom came with age, after all. Vee assumed he didn’t mention anything but his title because he was a very important Earl, as he disguised himself as a peasant to mingle with the common folk, dressed in clothes as unwashed as himself.

“You know, Vee,” He sniffed, leaning against the building they sat in front as the people passed by, some stopping to drop coins in a cup the man held in his hands, “Have I ever told you about the lizard people?”

Vee’s ears perked at the notion of such a thing, biting her lip and shaking her head despite knowing a lot about lizard people.

“You see, the world is run by them. They’re everywhere. They control everything. Shapeshifters who have the world in their pockets.” He whispered, a maddening look in his eye. “They’re poisoning the water supply, keeping us at each other’s throats, and filling our heads with lies, like the moon landing. Never happened. They made it up. The moon isn’t even real!”

He tapped his temple with a finger, “But they can’t pull the wool over ol’ Earl’s eyes, no. I see them for what they are.”

Earl leaned back, his attention back on the passerbys, cup lifted to take their offerings. Beside him, Vee felt a little spark of hope. Her people must have survived and come here, and were doing so well for themselves, too! She wished those basilisks well in their endeavors, even if she didn’t understand what faking the moon landing had to do with anything.

Earl also showed Vee where she could find the best free food, in the best trash cans, which is how she also met Sophie. Sophie was a young woman who worked at a coffee shop on one of the street corners Earl liked to sit at and do his begger routine, and at the end of her shift she’d make sure to wrap up any uneaten bagels in a plastic bag and set it beside the dumpster for Vee and Earl.

Vee munched into one, mildly stale, but still delicious. “Thanks so much!”

Sophie just smiled fondly at her, shaking her head. “No problem. I can’t have some kid starving in the streets on my conscience if I can help it. Just keep quiet about it, if the manager finds out I’ve been giving these out instead of throwing them away, he’ll freak.”

Vee didn’t know what kind of beast a Manager was, but she was certain it was some type of scavenger that would want to eat the bagels itself. She’d keep her mouth shut, especially if it kept her stomach full.

Then there were all the nice people at the Shelter, of course. It was crowded, often just as loud as it was outside, but it was a warm place to sleep in relative safety when night fell. While Vee had never seen any large and dangerous beasts, or even heard of any outside of the Managers, she assumed they still existed, and it was comforting to have a space for her to rest indoors when the sun sank below the horizon. Sometimes she even got to sleep on a mat instead of the floor.

Vee had never had any of these luxuries before. A full belly, decent company that wouldn’t try to kill her, or turn her over to the Emperor’s Coven, and a place to sleep that she was always welcome to return to? It frequently brought grateful tears to her eyes to have so much.

Then the rain came.

It had just been like any other day in the busy city, Vee sitting beside Earl and collecting coins under the awning of the small coffee shop Sophie worked out of. It had been a slow day, but far from a bad one, when a chill on the wind swept through, sinking its teeth into Vee’s flesh. Standing up and stepping out, the basilisk looked around, wondering what could possibly be up with the weather, when a large, wet drop fell from the sky, splattering against her cheek.

With a shriek, she flew back, under the protection of the awning. Earl laughed heartily at her reaction, the sound lost to Vee as the rain began to come down all at once, hard. The people around them searched for places to stay dry, others pulled out umbrellas, while Vee did her best to keep her shoes from getting wet in the puddles forming around her feet.

She pressed herself against the wall as the water pooled towards her, pulling herself as far away from it as she could, before giving up entirely and opening the door to the coffee shop, slamming it behind her in her attempts to seal out the rain. Behind the counter, Sophie giggled at her antics, “What, afraid of a little rain?”

Afraid? No. Terrified? Absolutely. Vee could remember the last time she’d got caught in the rain, back on the Boiling Isles. She’d been running, and found herself lost in the forests outside of Skull Creek, a town near… well, the Titan’s Skull. She’d bumped into an Emperor’s Coven foot soldier by accident, he hadn’t even suspected she’d been a basilisk at the time, but she’d panicked at the sight of him and had run anyway, only arousing suspicion of herself even more. Before she knew it, she had a squad of Coven Scouts trying to find her amongst the trees outside of town.

Then it started to rain. The coven members retreated in those moments, pulling up shields to shelter themselves until they could get back to town, but Vee had nothing. The splashes of rain burned against her skin as she searched for somewhere, anywhere to hide, a cave, under a particularly large tree branch, anything.

She had found a Snabbit hole. She’d changed her form back to her basilisk body, able to slither and crawl into tighter spaces than she’d otherwise have in a witch or demon’s form, and took refuge in the Snabbit’s den.

Snabbits, much like Earth rabbits, like to burrow. Unlike Earth rabbits, Snabbits also have large sharp teeth, and are carnivorous. She had had to fight the beast, suffering a copious amount of bites until she could drain it of enough of it’s magic to knock it unconscious, and spent the rest of the night curled up beside it, bruised, bleeding, and hoping there wasn't enough rain to flood the burrow and boil her alive.

All of that fear was still inside of her, coming back to her in the coffee shop. She hadn't realized she was shaking until Sophie was beside her with a worried frown on her face, pressing a warm drink into Vee’s hands and helping her find a seat. “You really don’t like the rain, huh?”

Vee silently shook her head, before realizing Sophie had brought her a coffee, “oh, wait-“ She reached into her pockets, to take the change she’d gathered as a beggar to pay, but the other woman brushed her off.

“It’s on the house, sweetie. Just don’t tell the manager.” Sophie gave her a pat on the head and headed back for the counter, back to the line of customers she had to ignore to tend to Vee, “Though you can’t expect freebies in the future, not when the rainy season’s just beginning.”

Rainy season? Vee gulped at the very notion. She had to get out of this city. She had to find some place much drier.

And that was how she found herself back on another bus, months after her arrival in New York, a bag of bagels in hand, fresher than the ones Sophie normally gave her, and a pocket full of change that Earl had gifted. She’d miss her new friends, but as the days had gone on, and the rains only got worse, she couldn’t stand to stay.

Earl had come to see her off, “A girl like you can do better than a town like this. Forget about ol’ Earl, go out there and be someone.”

The first dry place she’d looked into was called Phoenix, a city named after the firebirds. Apparently humans thought they were graceful, immortal creatures of rebirth, rather than jerks who dive bombed anyone who came into their territory, then blew themselves up in a ball of fire. Vee quickly struck that off her visit list.

Next was a desert called Death Valley, which Vee refused to visit for obvious reasons. She was trying to escape the rains to avoid a cruel death, thank you very much.

She’d heard of someplace called Las Vegas that hardly ever got rain. Maybe she’d head there?


As it turned out, Las Vegas was very far away. So far it was mind boggling for the little basilisk, who quickly realized that by the buses she normally took it would take weeks of travel time, and expenses, not to mention planning. If she went the way she was, she’d have to plan the trip state by state, city by city. It also wasn’t sustainable on the limited cash she had.

She’d have to take a bus that went cross country, rather than the ones that made lots of stops. It’d be more expensive, but it’d take only a fraction of the time and planning. Unfortunately, her first bus was taking her farther north, rather than westward like she’d wanted, putting her back in the border of Connecticut. It was there that she’d catch the cross country bus, though she had a wait time of a few hours ahead of her before it arrived.

Knowing this was her last chance to do anything that wasn’t sitting in a bus seat for the next few days, Vee took the opportunity to find something to keep herself entertained that was within her very strict budget. She’d snuck into a few Grudgby games played at schools during her days in the Demon Realm, wanting to see what the fuss was about. The crowds of witches meant hiding under the bleachers and peeking through the legs that sat in the stands, but it had always been fun to see despite that. To feel almost like one of the crowd. So she settled on that, a sports game. Schools usually had sports played at them for free.

It was just her luck that the local high school did, in fact, have a game that night. The one with the feet, and the ball, and the heavy pads the players wore. It seemed rather tame compared to Grudgby, and she didn’t understand all of the rules, but being able to sit in the bleachers, cheering for the teams with the fans, partaking in the festivities, all added up to being her favorite sports experience of her life thus far.

One thing the teams in both worlds had in common was the presence of Cheerleaders, doing short sequenced dances and cheers for their respective teams. When half time began, Vee watched with a bright smile on her face as they made pyramids and performed acrobatics and flips. As she watched though, she couldn’t shake the feeling she was being watched back. An old familiar feeling buzzed in the back of her head, tickling her paranoia that had saved her plenty of times in the Demon Realm. Still, she’d been safe now for months, there wasn’t any reason to fear anything here in the Human Realm.

The game was a close one, keeping the audience on the edge of their seats. The scores were tied, less than a minute left in the game, when the Gravesfield Giraffes star player managed to score a touchdown, winning their team the game. The stands erupted into cheers around her, Vee standing in her seat to join the rest of the humans. In that moment she caught a glimpse of someone, a flash of blonde hair and a pair of eyes staring her down on the side of the field, too busy looking at the basilisk to join in the celebrations with the other cheerleaders.

Vee lowered her arms mid-cheer, her expression falling alongside them, wondering who this person could possibly be. Those eyes spoke of disbelief and worry, and more than a little anger. A numbing chill flared up in Vee’s spine as she realized that this person, whoever they were, knew her. Or knew the body she currently was running around in, at least.

She needed to leave. Vee didn’t even know the name of the girl whose face she was wearing, and if there was one thing she’d learned while on the run from the Emperor’s Coven, knowing little about who you were impersonating was the worst way to blend in. Trapped on all sides by people in the throes of victory, Vee did her best to try and squeeze past them, avoiding elbows and almost tripping over feet as she did so, her eyes flickering over to the girl in the cheerleader outfit who was marching in her direction, filled with purpose and with a lot less bodies in her way.

Vee scrambled to get away, but the crowds kept pushing her back as she desperately tried to squeeze through. “Excuse me, pardon me, please move!”

Behind her, the other girls' dangerous aura made these same people part, eager to not get in her way or be on the receiving end of her bad side. “Amity!”

Was that supposed to be her name? She wasn’t a fan of it, it didn't suit her at all. Vee tried her best to ignore the girl’s calls. She was almost home free, just a bit farther and she would be through the gate and out of the stadium. She didn’t have enough magic to change her appearance, not after all these weeks, but if she could just get away, get free from the crowd, she could make a run for it and find someplace to hide until her bus arrived. Just a bit more and-

A hand grabbed her by the wrist, yanking her back suddenly. Vee felt her breath leave her lungs as she was forced to face the other girl, who’s hair was messy and frayed, face red and teeth clenched. For one horrible moment, Vee thought she’d be chastised in public for whatever this Amity character had done to this girl, but it seemed the human had enough sense to not want to make a scene and dragged Vee behind the bleachers and away from prying eyes.

Vee gulped as she stared into the fire that was in the Cheerleader’s eyes. She shook and seethed, anger in every pore, releasing her tight grip on Vee’s wrist to instead grab a handful of her shirt and shake the poor basilisk. “Where in the world have you been, Amity?!”

Vee’s mouth opened and closed, unable to answer, but she didn’t need to as the other girl continued to rant. “You ditched me, then you ditched school, and you ignored my texts, and my calls, and no one even bothered to tell me you’d run away for over a week! Then the twins vanished off the face of the Earth! Are they with you? Was this some kind of scheme to get away from home, or something?”

The grip on Vee’s shirt slacked a little, the anger leaving the other girl, tears pricking at her eyes and dimming the flames behind them, “Did you really hate me so much you couldn’t even tell me you were going?”

Vee finally found some words, blurting out, “I don’t hate you!”

And it was true, she didn’t even know this girl. But whoever she was, she didn’t seem to believe Vee’s words. “I’m not dumb, I know you kept trying to push me away, and off onto your siblings. But I didn’t care about them, Amity, you’ve been my best friend since second grade, you could have talked to me. I could have helped!”

Arms were thrown around her as the cheerleader embraced Vee in perhaps the single most uncomfortable hug she’d ever received in her life. As much as she tried to keep herself together, she couldn’t help but freak out under the surface. She tried to push the other girl away, to get out of her hold, but she was fought against, the cheerleader brushing a hand through Vee’s hair and uttering a soothing “ssshhh.”

“I, uh, that is-“ Vee sputtered.

“It’s just me, Amity. Just little old Clara. You don’t have to run from me, I won’t tell anyone I saw you. I just wanted to know you were safe. I was so scared for you.” Clara squeezed Vee tightly, “We’re things at home really that bad? I always thought you were exaggerating… are you sure you’re safe?”

“I’m good! I’m fine!” Vee broke from the hug, a little more forcefully than she intended. Hugs weren’t something she was used to, especially from some stranger who could possibly see through her disguise. “I’m- eh, thanks for worrying, but I’m perfectly safe right now, and-“

Clara frowned, reaching out and cupping Vee’s face with one of her hands, rubbing a thumb against Vee’s cheek. Vee gulped, wondering just what kind of relationship these two had for the other girl to feel so free to perform such an intimate gesture, until Clara spoke, “Amity, you’ve got something on your face.”

Vee’s eyebrow twitched, and she quickly removed the girls hand, slapping her own over her cheek to hide it from view, “I’m sure it’s nothing-“

“It’s… spreading to the other one, too.” Clara gaped, “Is that a rash, or something?”

Vee drew in a shaky breath. Her disguise was dropping from her building anxiety, a smattering of pale dots spreading across her cheeks, bleeding the skin dry of it’s color. “No, it’s- I gotta go!”

Vee gave the girl a shove, then tore off for a second time, abandoning Clara under the bleachers. By now, the football stadium had emptied a little, people still meandering on the sidelines, but there wasn’t anyone left to get in her way and congest the exit. She didn’t get far before the pattering of feet followed behind her, Clara giving chase just as she had the last time.

Vee had to get to the bus station. She could outrace the cheerleader. She’d been on the run from the Emperor’s Coven for months, she was used to long distance running. There wasn’t any hope of Clara catching her.


Titan, what kind of shape was that girl in?

Clara had dogged Vee’s footsteps the entire way to the Bus station, hardly looking put off at all from all the running, meanwhile Vee was huffing and puffing, desperately hanging on as much as she could to her current shape so that she still had legs to run on.

Vee weaved through the buses that sat empty, waiting for drivers and passengers, hoping to lose the other girl, but it seemed that Clara had considered that possibility, abandoning her chase to go around the vehicles and cut Vee off, making the basilisk skid to a halt before she could slam into the other girl.

Once more she was caught, by a teenager no less, who pinned her against the side of one of the empty buses, hands clenched tightly around Vee’s arms to keep her from escaping.

“What is wrong with you, Amity?!” Clara said loudly, not quite yelling so as to not attract attention from anyone in the area, even if her tone still made Vee feel like she was being shouted at.

Vee shut her eyes, alarmed by the volume and losing her cool. She couldn’t stay in one piece, and right before the girl's eyes she lost control of her ears and eyes, both morphing back to what they truly looked like without all the magic to cover it up.

She kept her eyes shut, waiting for shouting, for berating words. Instead, one of her ears were tugged on, “What even is this? Some kind of monster makeup or something? What are you trying to pull? Seriously, Amity, this isn't funny and I’m tired of it!”

Vee winced as both her ears were being pulled on, and she cracked open her eyes, seeing Clara right in her face. The human took one look into her inhuman eyes before scrambling backward with a gasp. “Wait, Clara, I can explain!”

It wasn’t that she wanted to, but her bus wasn’t here yet and she needed to come up with something to keep the girl from calling for help.

Clara’s mouth opened and closed as she struggled for words, “Yo- you aren’t Amity! What are you? What did you do to her?!”

“Nothing!” Vee raised her hands up in surrender, hoping against hope Clara would know she meant no harm.

Clara raised her fists in a defensive stance, “Don’t move! I- I’ll have you know, I took karate!”

Fear seemed to kick in as Clara began to ramble, “Well, I took two lessons when I was five, then got bored and quit, but that doesn’t matter, I’m still very athletic, and I’m sure I can throw a punch if I have to!”

Vee had seen the girl with her cheer squad during the game, and knew Clara to be acrobatic and strong, strong enough to support multiple other girls her size in a pyramid, so she took that threat very seriously. She’d rather get through this unblemished and unbruised.

Clara pinned Vee against the bus, pressing the basilisk’s back against the cool metal frame of the vehicle, “Now, no lies! Tell me where Amity is, monster!”

Vee covered her eyes in panic, “S-she’s in the Demon Realm! I think? I don’t know!”

“You dragged her off to Hell?!” Clara cried out in disbelief, fists tightening around Vee’s collar.

The basilisk shook her head and began back peddling, “No! I didn’t do anything, she came of her own free will!”

Vee was silenced with a solid punch to her stomach, making her cough as the wind was stricken from her lungs. The punch was far from the worst she’d taken, but Clara hadn’t been lying when she said she was strong. “No lying! Why are you trying to take over Amity’s life?”

Vee clenched her jaw, “I’m not lying! I don’t want your friend's life, I just wanted a way out! I didn’t even know Amity’s name before you showed up, I just saw a human come through a magic portal, and took my chance to escape.”

“How do I know you’re even telling the truth about that? Magic? Demon Realm?” Clara prodded, snarling at the Basilisk. “Why would you want to leave anyway?”

Vee quivered. She really didn’t want to talk about this with someone she didn’t even know. Her eyes darted to the side, wondering if she could make a break for it, but as it was she was hardly holding the form she still had together. Any more panic, and she’d lose her legs and everyone she slithered past would know she wasn’t human.

Gulping, she opened her mouth to try to explain her story, “I- I’m not like the other witches and demons in my realm. I shouldn’t technically even exist. I’m an experiment. I was tort-wasn’t treated well, and managed to escape, but there wasn’t anywhere there that I could run or hide for long. I needed to get away.”

“I really, really don’t know what happened to your friend. I don’t know why she’d want to stay in the Demon Realm, if she even did so by choice. I ran, and I didn’t look back. I didn’t even really care what happened to her as long as I could get away and be safe. I’m sorry.” And Vee meant it. She hadn’t really cared about this Amity girl, but now knowing she never came back home after Vee fled, she wondered exactly how well a human girl would be treated on the other side. Would she have been stuck, just as much as a lab rat as Vee had been?

“I- I swear, I thought she’d come back…” Vee uttered out quietly.

Clara’s grip tightened on Vee’s shoulder, the basilisk waiting to be hit again, clamping her eyes shut and scrunching up her face. Instead, the girl loosened her hand, letting it fall to her side and letting Vee go. “I think I know why she didn’t come back.”

Vee cracked open an eye, her face softening as she got a look at Clara’s face. Her brow unfurrowed, eyes downcast. “Why? This world is great. I figured she’d turn back eventually, and I’d be long gone, so what reason would she have to stay in my world?”

“Because Amity never got along well with her family. They were controlling, and demanding, and expected her to be perfect in every conceivable way. If she found some magical fantasy world to run away to, I don’t think she’d ever come back on her own.” Clara chuckled despite herself, swiping at unshed tears with her sleeve. “She may have put up a front of perfection, but she couldn’t exactly hide her love of those dumb fantasy books she always had her nose in. Like I didn’t know she was always blowing me off to hang out in the library. Studying, my ass.”

Vee didn’t really understand why that meant Amity would choose to stay in the Demon realm. At least she had a family, even if they were demanding, but she wisely didn’t argue about it. She just held herself, arms wrapped around her body tightly, wondering exactly where this left the two of them. “A-am I free to go, then?”

Clara frowned, “No. You can’t just go running around with Amity’s face. You think her family isn’t looking for her, or something? They’re the Blights! And I don’t want you pretending to be her, either. Get a new one.”

Vee bit her lip, wondering how to explain her situation “Well, see, about that, I can’t really do that without magic, and there isn’t exactly any here in the Human Realm for me to change-”

“Then find some!” Clara growled, slamming her hand past Vee’s head to hit the bus. Vee’s legs shaked, still frightened of the cheerleader, “You don’t get to go around with my friend's face. It’s not safe, and I don’t like it.”

“Alright, alright,” Vee conceded, “But I need to use it a bit longer. I- I don’t know how much longer, but maybe I can find some magic to eat somewhere, but I can’t go around looking like I do I now!”

Vee gestured to her face, covered in white splotches, reptilian eyes on display, and her floofy ears poking out from under her hair. Clara sighed, knowing the basilisk had a point. “Eating magic? Egh, fine. Do what you have to, then you can get out of my life, and away from Amity’s.”

Vee nodded, shifting her face back to being fully human with what little magic she had left in her system. She was lucky she hadn’t lost her shape fully, she’d never had been able to change back otherwise. “Okay, I’ll… I’ll go, and get on my bus. I’m going across the country, far away, and then you’ll never see me again. I’ll find some magic if I look hard enough. Maybe.”

The two stood awkwardly together for a minute, Vee wondering if it was safe to leave, and Clara still looking distrustful of the little demon beside her. Finally the cheerleader gestured with her head for Vee to go, and she breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, she could head to this Las Vegas place, and be free from the rain, and this crazy girl.

She hadn’t made it two steps before noticing Clara was marching beside her, face serious and intimidating. It was almost comical seeing her, still in her cheerleader uniform, walking like she was going to war. “Uh, what are you doing?”

Clara glared, then turned her gaze forward, “I’m escorting you. I’m making sure you’re on that bus, and never coming back. Come on.”

Vee opened her mouth to ensure the girl that wasn’t necessary, but wisely chose to keep her thoughts to herself. She’d still be feeling that sucker punch to the gut tomorrow, and didn’t want to evoke the cheerleaders wraith anymore than she had.

“You’re taking this all a bit well… aren’t humans supposed to not believe in stuff like this?” Vee asked, if just to fill the silence as they walked.

Clara grit her teeth, glancing over at Vee through the corner of her eyes, “If your face hadn't changed right in front of me, I’d have thought you were just a really bad liar. As it is, I’m probably going to spiral into disbelief and horror once all of this settles in, and you’d better hope you’re not there when it does.”

“Got it,” Vee meeped, deciding to shut her mouth the rest of the way.

The two made their way to Vee’s bus, the doors opening just as they arrived. A line of people were ahead of them, shuffling in single file, leaving the two teenagers to stand awkwardly while they waited for Vee’s turn to enter. Both girls did their best to ignore the other, avoiding their eyes, Vee with her hands stuffed in her pockets and Clara with crossed arms.

After a minute or so, Vee had made it to the front of the line, “So, I guess this is it, huh? I- I’ll do my best to keep my word, I promise… Though there isn’t really a way to prove that to you.”

“Whatever,” Clara dismissed, narrowing her eyes, “just get out of here, okay.”

Vee wanted to say something else, anything really, but couldn’t find the words. Instead she breathed in deeply and nodded, turning to step onto the bus when suddenly a hand clamped down on her shoulder. “Yes?”

Vee turned, expecting to see Clara, but instead found herself face to face with a man she didn’t know. He was tall, with broad shoulders and short black hair. Stubble lined his chin. “I need you to come with me, Ma’am.”

Clara gaped at the stranger who had butted in before her problem could get rid of herself, “Excuse me? What the hell do you want?”

The Bus driver stood from his seat at the commotion, ready to intervene, “Is there a problem here?”

The man reached into his pocket and pulled out a badge, flashing it to the bus driver, “Not that it’s any of your business, but I’m a Private Investigator, and this here is a runaway. I’m just doing my job.”

“What?” Vee asked, eyes widening, wondering just how much worse this day was going to get.

With a sharp tug, Vee was pulled away from the bus, “Come on, Miss Blight, your parents have been worried sick about you, so just come along quietly, alright?”

Vee tried to fight back, but the man was too strong, pulling on her arm and dragging her away from the bus. The driver returned to his seat, closing the door behind him and getting ready for departure, and Vee could only watch helplessly as it left without her.

Clara chased after Vee and the detective, “Hey, what do you think you’re doing?”

“Taking a girl back home, which is what you should be heading yourself, Miss Heartfield,” The detective grumbled gruffly, nonplussed about the tag along.

“How do you know my name, creep?” Clara demanded.

He didn’t even bother looking at her when he answered, “It’s just part of my job. Now get out of here.”

Clara looked ready to pick a fight, but Vee shook her head. It was everything the basilisk could do to not freak out, to not break character, because if she did, even just a little, she wasn’t changing back into a human anytime soon. Her magic reserves were completely drained from fixing her face, and the last thing she needed was the stress of a fight breaking out, with her in the middle of it. “Go, Clara. I’ll be fine. But thanks.”

Clara stopped in her tracks, watching with mixed feelings as the demon she’d only just met was taken away, likely to be forced into becoming a permanent fixture in her life just as the real Amity had all those years ago. Suppressing a groan, Clara cursed, knowing she’d have to get to the bottom of this herself now.

Notes:

Hopefully the quality of this chapter didn’t suffer from my break. The hardest part about taking a break is getting back into the flow of writing. I pump out chapters so fast because I have hyper focusing issues, and lately I got a new Xbox and have been playing a bunch of games, and that’s where my focus has been the past few weeks, I had to pry myself away to get this done and I’m not sure if I was in the right mindset when I wrote a lot of this because of that. On a related note, Psychonauts 1 and 2 were amazing, and I’m a little obsessed with them now.

I also have good news, and bad news. The good news is that I managed to sit down, and pump out enough ideas to fill out to the end of season 2A, so this fic will be continuing after I admitted I didn’t know where to take this in the last chapter. The bad news is that, after 2A is finished, we’re back to nothing for a while. As an adaption of canon, I’ll want to wait until 2B airs before I go forward with more plot, and the future of the fic will be up in the air again for a while until season two comes to an end.

Chapter 17: Intermission 2: Back with a Vee-angance

Notes:

After that last chapter took two weeks of my time, with me struggling so much to focus that I’d sometimes get maybe a paragraph done a day sometimes, this chapter was a breeze. I finished it, minus editing, in one day. I got my groove back, yay!

 

Okay, so this is gonna be another big edit of the fic. The Goth friend, Masha got a canon name, and pronouns in season 3, and in the spirit of making this as close to canon as possible, I feel obligated to change the name I used before(Dahlia) to reflect canon better. This will come with a caveat, as for a majority of this story will take place before Masha comes out as non-binary. So, expect She/her pronouns until we get to that point. If the author’s notes still use “Goth Girl” to describe them, apologies, I’m not really editing those as closely unless I plan to announce a change that was made, so I’m not re-reading them much in the editing process.

 

As for the other Cabin 7 kids, they’ll be keeping their old names until they get canon ones, which may be never. Those are Tom for the Tall kid, and Sam, for the Glasses Kid. Tom is He/Him, Sam is They/Them

 

On another note, one thing I always love to hear is that I helped inspire creativity, and recently that happened with an artist named StheGardener, who credited me as the inspiration behind their Tallmity AU after reading my old fic “Growing Pains.” It made me so happy to hear, so I’m gonna leave a link to that for my Ao3 buddies(sorry, FF friends, they don’t allow links there, you’ll have to google it).

https://sthegardener.tumblr.com/post/676505242297303040/im-ready-for-the-hate-but-im-really-into

Also, one of the said FF friends brought up that a TVTropes page has been made for this fic, and I am so happy to hear about that as well. Thanks to that Shuffollower, whoever you are, for telling me!

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ABlightOnBonesborough

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“You had a Private Investigator stalk me?!”

Clara stood in the entrance hall of Blight manor, seething at the parents of her former friend. Alador Blight hardly seemed mentally present, hardly paying attention to anything the teenager had to say, his hands twitching occasionally like they wanted to go back to work in his lab with a tool in his grip. Odalia on the other hand, looked unimpressed with Clara, if slightly annoyed with her presence.

Crossing her arms, the Blight Matriarch responded, “Yes, and seeing as you did in fact have contact with Amity, this was the wisest move. I could be pressing charges against you for helping keep her away from me.”

Clara fumed, out of indignation, as well as to mask her own bubbling fear just under the surface. Her family was one of the wealthier ones in Gravesfield, but they didn’t have even half a percent of the power at their disposal as the Blights did, nor the better lawyers. “I didn’t even know Amity was going to be there, we bumped into each other by accident!”

“A likely story,” Odalia dismissed easily, clearly not buying it for a moment.

“Eh, actually, I can corroborate her side of the story. Miss Heartfield seemed just as surprised to see your daughter as I was during the game last night.” The investigator supplied from the side. “If anything, it was the opposite, Your daughter seemed to have contacted Miss Heartfield, not the other way around. Probably needed money for the bus fare.”

Odalia sent a glare his way, eyes narrowing, “Yes, and what exactly are you still doing here? Your services concerning Amity are no longer required, Mister Doyle.”

“I’ve yet to receive my payment. You offered quite the prize for your daughter to be brought back in.” He reminded her, no fear in his eyes as he held an outstretched hand for his money.

Odalia gave a curt nod, “Yes, We did. Alador, pay the man, will you?”

Alador blinked, as if his wayward mind was summoned by his wife’s words. Reaching into his breast pocket he pulled out an envelope and wordlessly handed it off to the investigator, who opened it up to inspect the bills inside. Satisfied, Doyle gave a nod, “Pleasure doing business with you.”

“Just get out, and find the twins next, will you?” Odalia muttered, dismissing the man, who was quick to remove himself from the presence of the Blights, if just to not have to deal with Odalia.

He passed by Clara as he left, bringing Odalia’s attention back to the girl, “Are you still here? If you had nothing to do with our daughter’s disappearance, our business is done with you.”

Clara bit her lip to keep from cursing the woman who had violated her privacy with such blatant disregard. The Blight turned away, making to leave, heels clicking loudly against the tile floors, then stopped. “Oh, and whether or not you had anything to do with Amity’s new rebellious phase, I’d appreciate it if you kept away from my daughter from now on. Now shoo.”

Clara shook with anger as the two Blights left. Like hell she was going to leave. It’s not like that was Amity anyway, they had no right to keep Clara away from her.


Vee sat in Amity’s bedroom, anxious and uncomfortable. The room had been stripped bare, if the empty shelves were any sign, with most of the furnishings and items gone. Even the few posters that must have adorned the walls had been removed, if the pin holes in the walls were any clue. Vee didn’t know what the place looked like before she arrived, but even she could tell it had been robbed of its identity.

That, however, was nothing compared to the heavy lock on the door, and the iron bars that had been placed over the window.

No matter how soft the bed was, or brightly colored the walls were, this place was a cell, and Vee was trapped once more against her will. She’d thought these people had just wanted to see their daughter again, not keep her locked up, or else she’d have never come with that detective.

The room felt confining, like the walls were closing in on her, shrinking, collapsing. It was hard to breathe, the air refusing to stay in her lungs, and every moment was a struggle, a fight, to keep herself in human form as she tried to keep the panic at bay.

Especially when she had guests.

Amity’s mother and father were in the room with her, taking up too much of the already limited space, breathing Vee’s air, stealing it from her lungs with their presence.

“Really, Amity, control yourself.” Odalia scoffed as she watched what she believed to be her daughter struggle to contain a full on panic attack. “Blights are stronger than this- this- whatever this is.”

This horrible woman really wasn’t helping Vee feel better. She was entirely unsympathetic to her plight, even as Vee curled more into herself.

With a sigh, Odalia forced a smile onto her lips and sat herself on the edge of her daughter’s bed. She pat beside her, expecting Vee to scoot over and join her, her smile fading when the girl made no move. With a roll of her eyes, Odalia continued, “I know things will be difficult, and you’ll need time to adjust dear, but this is all only until you can earn my trust back. And do you want to know the best way to do that?”

Vee nodded shakily, wanting more than anything to get out of this room, and willing to do anything to please her jailers enough to let her out.

“You can start by telling me where Edric and Emira are, dear.”

Vee froze. She didn’t even know who these two people were, how could she possibly know where they could be? Thankfully, her surprise over the question was genuine enough that Odalia gave another sigh, “So you don’t know where they have gone either?”

Vee nodded again, mumbling, “Sorry.”

Odalia groaned, frustration in her voice as she spoke again, “And here I was, hoping you could redeem yourself after your little act of rebellion. They clearly took inspiration from you, and you can’t even help us clean up your mess.”

Vee flinched a little at her tone, the woman sitting up from the bed and brushing herself off. Vee uttered another small apology, not even sure what she was apologizing for, but hoping it would make her captors less angry with her. The weak way she spoke just earned another hard glare from the woman that was supposed to be her mother. “This is all for your own good, Amity. Be a good girl, and you’ll earn some of your freedoms back. You’re not to go to school, I’ll have tutors over to teach you, and you’re not to have any friends over either. Not that you have a way to invite them over, exactly.”

Without another glance, Odalia began to walk her way to the bedroom door, “One day, you’ll thank me for this, Amity.”

Before she left, she bumped her hips against her husbands, jostling the man out of his thoughts. Gesturing with her head, she beckoned the man to speak to his child, then sauntered out of the door, humming to herself.

“Ah, yes, this is all for your own good, dear.” Alador awkwardly restated Odalia claims, then straightened up a little as he looked down on Vee, “However, don’t worry about being too confined in here. You’ll be allowed some free time, though it will have to be chaperoned. I could always use a lab assistant, wouldn’t that be nice?”

Vee knew enough Good Coven Guard, Bad Coven Guard to know the Blights were trying to endear one of themselves to her. While the man in front of her didn’t seem to dislike the idea of having her in his presence while he worked, it was clearly his wife’s idea and not his own.

It wouldn’t have worked, if not for the fact Vee would do anything to get out of this room. She met his eyes, and gave another little nod, “sure, uh, Dad.”

Alador gave a pleasant smile, returning her nod. After a moment of internalized bumbling, the man spoke again, “I know this all seems a little harsh, Amity. I’ll talk to your mother about allowing you some kind of entertainment. A book, or something. You like books, right?” He scratched at his head thoughtfully, pondering under his breath if it had been Amity or Emira who liked reading, then turned and left the room, trailing after his wife. Any comfort or endearment he had earned was quickly lost as he locked the door behind him, trapping Vee in her new prison and reminding her that despite his offer and the kind, if absent minded way he’d delivered it, he was just another warden keeping her contained.

With them gone, she allowed herself to break, curling into a small ball and choking out a sob. She couldn’t do this. This was too much, too similar to her experience in the Demon Realm, and she just couldn’t handle it. Was she just destined to always be trapped? Should she just give up, and accept her fate, to be the toy of these new people?

She didn’t even bother to swipe away the tears that streaked down her cheeks as she cried, not knowing how to escape this situation.

She was so distraught, she didn’t hear the rapping of knuckles against glass at her window, until they became so quick and loud they drowned even her cries out. Lifting her head up and peeking through the bars she saw a familiar head of blonde hair looking at her, gesturing for her to come to the window. Vee did so, putting her hand between the bars and inching the glass panes open enough that Clara could speak through it and be heard clearly.

“Finely, I thought you’d never hear me- Hey, are you okay?” Clara’s tone went from annoyed to concerned, seeing the wet streaks down Vee’s face.

“I- I can’t! These people are horrible, and I can’t be stuck in another cage. I can’t be Number Five anymore! I need out, Clara, get me out!” Vee wailed, unable to hold her emotional agony back as her hands clenched on the bars and yanked at them with all her strength. Unfortunately, she had the strength of a fourteen year old girl, and the bars didn’t so much as budge as she tugged on them.

Clara watched as Vee continued to freak out, pity in her eyes. She understood from Vee’s brief explanation last night that she’d been some kind of freak experiment in the world she came from, but being told and seeing her reaction to being held against her will was far more visceral. She reached through the window, settling a cautious hand over Vee’s own, which were still fruitlessly pulling on the bars, and attempted to calm the creature before her down, “Hey, hey, it’ll be alright. You can change shape and stuff, right? Can’t you just turn into something thin enough to squeeze through?”

Vee sniffled, shaking her head, “I- I might be able to fit through them in my real form. I can slither through some tight spaces, as long as I can get my head through, but I don’t have enough magic in me to change back. I’ll be stuck looking like a monster, and hunted down by everyone in this world without a way to escape.”

Clara grimaced, “Slither? Like a snake?”

“Yeah, I’m a basilisk.” Vee nodded weakly, wiping at her eyes with one hand, keeping her other in Clara’s grip, feeling oddly grounded by her touch.

Clara shivered, her spine tingling in all the wrong ways, “Right, suppressing that fact. Look, I’ll go and find something to use that has magic in it, or something, and then you can get through the bars, and get a new face. You just have to tell me what I’m looking for.”

Vee’s expression drooped, and she leaned her head against the bars, “Why are you even helping me? You don’t even like me. They won’t even let me see anyone, so I won’t be in your life anymore than if I was halfway across the world. You could just walk away.”

Clara’s expression steeled into one of determination, “Because I don’t want you running around looking like Amity. You’re not her, and I don’t want some fake doppelgänger, no matter how removed from my life she is, to be taking her place.”

She tightened her grip on Vee’s hand, glancing away for a moment before meeting her eyes, expression annoyed, “Besides, I might not like you, but I’m not cruel. I wouldn’t just leave you to be locked up, even if you didn’t look like Amity. Now tell me how to help you.”

Vee felt tears pooling in the corner of her eyes again, and she nodded as she wiped them away, “Okay, here’s what I know. There’s this witch that had the door that led here, and I saw a lot of human stuff in her tent, so she probably comes here a lot. I’m sure she must have left something magical behind, so just… look around town for anything out of place? I don’t know, I can’t exactly sniff it out while stuck here.”

Clara frowned, knowing this was going to be a difficult task, “Alright, fine, I’ll find some weird crap and bring it to you, and you can decide what’s really magical or not. We do that no matter how long it takes until you’re free. So no more crying, got it?”

Vee did her best to keep her sniffles at bay. She had Clara, she was going to be alright. With as much effort as she could muster, she stuck her hand through the bars, offering it to Clara, “We never properly met. My name is Vee. Thank you, for even trying. It’s more than anyone else has ever done for me.”

Clara eyed the hand, then took it in her own, giving it a single shake, “I’m Clara Heartfield, and I’ll be your rescuer this evening.”


Clara walked around town, feeling like a total fool as she looked around for something magical. Peeking into holes in trees and finding nothing but a bird's nest, searching through bushes and finding nothing but slugs, and looking in trash cans for anything that screamed that it could have come from an Azura convention.

She’d found nothing, no magical coins, staves, or potions. She didn’t know what she expected, really, she’d gone fourteen years without finding a single magical item, how was she supposed to find one now?

She sighed as she threw herself onto the grass in the small Gravesfield park, looking up at the blue, cloudless sky. This was hopeless. Still, she had promised the little demon she’d get her some magic, and help her escape, she just wished she knew literally anything about the supernatural world to be able to do so.

Just as she was worrying about her failures, a soft voice drifted on the breeze, reaching her ears, “A past connection that left its mark on your soul has shown up again, and it's asking you to shed your old ways and enter a metamorphosis! Becoming a spiritual leader, you're meant to be.”

Sitting up suddenly, Clara looked around to find the source of the voice. Her eyes glanced around the park, until they landed on a girl, sitting beside a group of what had to be her friends, a deck of cards in her hands that she was doing a tarot reading of.

Vee’s words about witches in Gravesfield echoed in her ears, as she clambered to her feet. This was a lead! “H-hey, you!”

The small group turned to look at Clara as she sprinted over, then skidded to a halt. The tallest of the group, a boy with dark, shaggy hair that covered his eyes and a bit of scraggly hair on his chin, sat up, “Yeah, what’s up?”

Clara mostly ignored him, pointing to the girl doing the card reading. She wore dark clothes, and black lipstick, having a gothy atmosphere around her. She had to be one of the witches Vee had talked about, who came through to this side. “Sorry to interrupt… whatever it is you’re doing, but you’re a….”

She glanced around, seeing if anyone was listening in, then bent down and whispered, “You’re a witch, right?”

The girl seemed surprised, blinking up at Clara, before bursting into laughter, “Man, I wish! But I like that you can tell what I was going for, everyone else just thinks I’m really into goth culture… which I am, but still, I like it for the witchy vibe it brings.”

One of the teens, with glasses and short hair, and some fabulous makeup despite their overall casual appearance and clothes, joined in with a laugh, “I think she thought you were magic because of the card readings, Masha.”

“To be fair, she is scarily accurate, despite the lack of actual tarot cards.” The tall boy grinned, still relaxing on the ground.

Clara took a second look, and saw that the cards this Masha girl was using were in fact just normal playing cards, with the arcana names scribbled on in pen. With an embarrassed look, Masha scooped up all of the cards in her hands, shooting a glare at the boy, “See if I ever give you a free reading again, Tom!”

“Her Mom confiscated all her real tarot cards before sending her off to camp,” the bespeckled teen explained to Clara, a teasing grin on their face.

“You too, Sam, I’m charging from now on!”

Clara looked between them, fighting off her own embarrassment. She probably looked like an idiot, asking another teenager if she was an actual, magical witch. Still, it had been her best shot. Groaning and collapsing to the ground, she complained, “This is impossible.”

The other three teens looked at her curiously, then Masha spoke up, “Hey, come on, what’s on your mind? Want a free reading? I do more than cards, I do palms too!”

Clara shook her head, sighing, “No, thanks. And you’ll just think it’s weird.”

“We’re all weird,” Sam promised, a hint of pride in their voice.

“Yeah, it’s part of our Cabin Seven charm!” Tom agreed.

Seeing Clara’s cocked and questioning eyebrow, Masha filled her in, “We were all in the same cabin at a place called ‘Reality Check.’ It wasn’t an amazing place, but we survived, made friends, and stayed weird, despite our parents' best efforts.”

“I had a gaming addiction,” Tom admitted, “But now I’ve got a handle on it. I still play a lot, but I’ve got these guys to pull me outside to see some sunlight. Plus, co-op is so much better than playing alone all the time.”

Sam looked a bit embarrassed, but added their own two cents, “I spent too much time watching anime and reading manga. It really messed with my social life. And my sense of fashion. I was so cringe. After camp, I still love shows like Monster Slayer Academia, but I will never Naruto run during gym class again.”

“And my parents sent me to camp for trying to summon demons in my bedroom. Sure, I may have tried to sacrifice my pet bunny Toodles to the Dark Lord once or twice, but it’s not like I actually went through with it!” Masha explained, crossing her arms. “I totally could have done it, too, if that bun-bun wasn’t so dang cute…”

She patted her side, gesturing for Clara to join her, “Now that we’ve all told you our weird and embarrassing stories, how about you tell us all about yours, little Clara Heartfield?”

Clara scooted over beside the girl glumly, but her ears perked a bit hearing her own name, “Wait, how did you know-“

“We may have all been in the same cabin, but we’ve also been attending the same school, Clara, we all know the name of one of the most popular girls in class.” Sam clarified, making the cheerleader breath a sigh of relief that even more people weren’t stalking her like that investigator had.

Clara thought for a moment, considering her words. She couldn’t just tell them about Vee. They would think she was crazy. Still, she’d already gone off about witches already, so she could give them some half truth garbage, and hope they never, ever talked about it with anyone at school. If they did, her reputation would be in ruins. “Well, I’ve been doing some… research. On this town, and stuff, and I know we’ve historically had some witches and stuff around. I didn’t mean to call you an actual witch, Masha, I, uh, meant that I thought you were a descendant of one of the witches Gravesfield reportedly had! Yeah!”

The three teens looked at her, and for a moment it looked like they were going to call her out on her obvious, thrown together lie. Then Masha smiled, a light blush on her cheeks, “Oh, you think I could have been related to actual witches! You flatter me!”

The other two snorted at their friend’s blissful expression. “Careful, you might give her a bigger head than she already has,” Tom guffawed.

“Shut it, or I’ll lure Jeepers to your CraftMiners base next time we play!” Masha sang between her teeth, her smile never leaving her face even as she threatened her friend.

Turning her attention back to Clara, Masha continued, “Well, if you’re interested in witches, I find the best place to learn about them is the Gravesfield Historical Society. Mr. Hopkins is kind of the leading authority on that kind of stuff, even if he’s new. Come on, I’ll show you the place.”

Rising to her feet, and motioning for her friends and Clara to follow her, they all walked together out of the park and down the street, where a large, old building waited for them. Clara had never been all that interested in the town’s history before now, but she knew enough to know this was one of the oldest buildings around, almost as old as the town’s founding. Masha sprinted up to the double doors, a spring in her step, “Come on, there is so much witchy stuff to learn about here, it’s great.”

Sam rolled their eyes good naturedly, “You really got her going today. Thanks a lot for that.”

The group entered together, Clara feeling a little nervous. What if she found something here that screamed “magical!” Would she have to steal it? Would the others notice and try to stop her? But she couldn’t just say no and leave, either, this was the only lead she had.

The place didn’t look as nice on the inside as it did on the outside. It was dusty, with a few stray boxes laying around, the exhibits visible from the entrance halfway put together. Seeing as Clara had seen a “Under New Management” sign out front, it was easy to piece together that the Historical Society was under renovations from whoever ran it now, that probably being the Mr. Hopkins Masha had mentioned before.

“Hey, Mr. H, you in?” Masha called out as they meandered about in the entryway, her head glancing around and trying to find the new owner.

A head popped up from under the welcome desk, a relatively ordinary man who had brown hair, a goatee and a pair of thick squared glasses over his eyes. Younger than someone Clara expected to see as the head of the Historical Society, but he looked friendly enough. “Oh, heya kiddos! How’s my favorite group of visitors?”

Tom brushed back his hair, a fruitless effort since it fell forward and covered his eyes again not a moment later, “Last I checked, we’re your only visitors.”

The man, who must be Hopkins, winced, then laughed, “Well, you’ll see, once I get this place up and running again, people will be flocking to it. I’m ready to show this town the truth!”

“And the truth would be…?” Clara questioned, crossing her arms, watching the overeager man.

He grinned, “Oh, you’ll see. I wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise. Until then, feel free to look around, I’m still moving things, getting new exhibits set up, taking old ones down. If you need me, just call.”

“Sure thing, Mr. Hopkins,” Masha smiled, grabbing Clara by the arm to pull her over towards some of the stuff she wanted to show her.

“You can just call me Jacob, being called Mister all the time makes me feel old!” He called back, lifting a box and heading in the opposite direction as the teens.

The Historic Society had a lot of just that, history. Most of it Clara found pretty boring, though even the rest of the teenagers seemed to agree, skipping over most of the exhibits about the town's founding, or some boring thing a mayor did, and skipping right to the witch trials the town had once held hundreds of years ago. Masha bounced on her heels, pointing them out, “See all this stuff? Jacob has been really leaning into the more supernatural side of this town's history, and I love what he’s done with the place. They say real witches lived here once, and used all sorts of magic, before being chased out of town when two of the town's founders, a pair of brothers, went missing, and the witches were blamed.”

Sam sighed, “That’s just hearsay. Plenty of places had witch trials, and no actual witches, it was just paranoia. I like a good story as much as the next person, but I think this was all just a misunderstanding that led to tragedy, and a lot of innocent people dying from a broken, primitive justice system that persecuted anyone who was different.”

Masha clamped her hands over Clara’s ears, glaring at her friends and hissing, “Don’t listen to the nonbelievers, Clara!”

If Clara hadn’t had a run in with an actual demon who had confirmed real witches existed, Clara might have joined her new companions as they descended into giggles, but instead she just let out a series of nervous laughs. “Yeah… nonbelievers...”

The group continued to look around the place, Clara paying close attention to all of the historic artifacts on display. Most of them weren’t behind any protective glass, easy to swipe, but nothing seemed to be magical to her poor, magicless eyes. Or maybe her nose? Vee had said something about sniffing it out. Then eating it. Clara didn’t want to think about how that worked.

She trudged behind the rest of the group, feeling less and less like she had any idea what she was doing or what she was looking for, until she’d seen everything the GHS had to offer, which in its current unfinished state, wasn’t a whole lot. Before long, it was time to leave, and she had nothing to take back to the basilisk.

With a mixture of frustration and anxiety, Clara did her best to try to find some kind of solution to this problem. As the quartet were about to head out the door, her eyes caught a glance at Jacob Hopkins, leaving the back room once again with another box in his hands, and a dash of inspiration hit her.

“You coming, Clara?” Masha called, seeing her stop in her tracks.

“Yeah, yeah, uh, just a second. I need to use the restroom. Don’t feel like you gotta wait up for me!” Clara excused herself, her new… friends(?) waving goodbye as they exited the door, wincing at the bright sunlight on the other side.

With them gone, and Jacob away and unloading another box of items somewhere else, Clara had free access to the staff room. With nothing but a quick glance around to make sure the coast was clear, she cracked open the door, gritting her teeth when the hinges squeaked, and slid through the gap, leaving the door cracked behind her. The room was dark, too hard to see anything, so turning on the light was Clara’s first move, and she blinked when everything was illuminated.

The room she was in was filled with boxes, as she expected, but also filled with swords, maces and axes. A suit of armor was on top of a cabinet, and along the wall there was a board filled with dated pictures and pins, filled with conspiracies about witches, and one in particular with wild grey hair.

Freaky obsessions aside, on the board was something more important that caught her attention, and she strode towards it for a closer look. There, attached to a piece of string linking her to the grey haired woman, was a picture of Amity, beside a girl around their age that Clara didn’t know. The picture seemed to be taken in a parking lot, and was dated over a week after Amity had vanished.

Clara tore the picture down, and put it in her bag. She’d ask Vee about that later, see if it had been her or the real Amity, but for now she had to focus on finding something magical, and not the disturbing conspiracy board.

Her eyes wandered to the desk below the board, and her eyes fell onto something and widened. Two something’s in particular.

The first was a small bin full of little, miscellaneous items. Under one of the corners of the bin was a note, listing it’s contents and where they had been found. The Dump, of all places, which in Jacob’s paranoid ramblings seemed to be the meeting spot of some kind of secret society of witches. The junk inside didn’t interest her, except for one particular item that was sitting on top of the rest.

A key. Old, bronze, looking a lot like the antique ones she’d see used in cartoons from her grandparents' childhoods. Except for the eye at the center of it’s handle, bright yellow and piercing through her, that was different, and really stuck out. The more she looked at it, the more she could swear it was looking back at her. Without thinking, she clasped it in her hands, surprised at its deceiving amount of weight, then along with the photo of Amity it joined her bag as an offering to Vee.

The next, sitting beside the bin, was more along the lines of what she had hoped to find. A wand. Or, at least, she hoped the stick on the table was some kind of wand. It was made of wood, had a little glowing green portion at its base that reminded her of a battery meter, and it was on a desk covered in stuff about witches, it had to be a wand. Clara picked it up, examining it, twirling it through her fingers like a baton. Smiling to herself for a job well done, she decided to give it a spin, mocking to cast a spell with it before she put it in her bag.

That wasn’t her brightest idea. She’d just meant to imitate the wand work of a popular film franchise, but the wand seemed to have other ideas. As soon as she made a circle with the tip, there was a loud bang like a gunshot that sent her backwards, knocking her off her feet and sending the wand clattering to the floor. Clara landed hard on her backside, and before she could recover a large cage that was suspended from the ceiling fell on top of her, sealing her inside, too heavy for her to lift it to escape. She was trapped.

“What in the world is going on in there?” The familiar voice of Jacob Hopkins asked, opening the door to see Clara inside of a cage, and his papers scattered around the place from the force of the bang. “Hey, you aren’t supposed to be back here-“

As he stepped forward, his shoe stepped on the wand, which had been rolling on the ground. Blinking, he bent down and picked it up, inspecting it, then Clara, his eyes widening. “I- I did it! I caught a witch!”

“What?” Clara exclaimed, unsure how he even came to that conclusion, “I’m not some dumb witch, now let me out of here!”

“And let you free? Don’t try to use your witchy mental magics on me, I had a metal plate installed in my head to keep those kinds of thoughts out!” He declared, pointing the wand at her. “Now, how did you get this thing to work…”

He jabbed with the wand, frantically jabbing and flicking it in her direction, making Clara flinch as she waited for something to shoot out, but nothing happened. “Dang. Must be busted…”

He set the wand back on his desk, then turned back to Clara, “So, now that I have you captive… want to hear all my theories on why demons and witches want to steal our teeth to power their time machines on Mars?”

Clara gaped, “Oh no.”

She threw herself at the cage, trying to knock it over so she could escape as Jacob opened his mouth to start his spiel, “Someone! Anyone! Help me!”


Despite Clara’s insistence that they not wait up for her, the Cabin Seven gang did, in fact, wait. Impatiently though, they were teenagers, so they weren’t exactly known for their patience in the first place.

“What’s taking her so long?” Sam mumbled, tapping their foot as they sat on the steps outside the building after a long twenty minutes. The sun was already beginning to set, slowly sinking below the horizon.

Tom shrugged easily, the most comfortable of the three, laying down on a nearby patch of grass because sitting seemed like too much work. “When you gotta pee, you gotta pee.”

As the minutes ticked by, their mild irritation was beginning to transform into full blown worry. “You know, I think I’m just going to go peek inside, make sure she’s alright,” Masha stood up, quickly followed by the other two.

They walked back up the steps, only to see the sign had been flipped from Open to Closed, despite it still being under normal operating hours. This was getting strange. “Maybe she left?” Tom suggested.

“While I totally get ditching us, because we aren’t exactly popular, and would absolutely begrudge her for it, there isn’t a way for her to have left. Not unless she climbed out a window just to avoid us.” Sam pointed out, as there wasn’t a back door to the building.

Masha stepped forward, opening the front door despite the closed sign, “Better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission. Let’s go.”

They’d hardly made it more than three steps inside the building before a cry of anguish met their ears. “Make it stop!”

With a frightened gasp, Masha surged forward towards the front desk, “That was Clara! She’s still in here and she’s hurt!”

The others were on her heels, listening for where their newest friend could be. Another loud cry met their ears, and as a unit they made for the staff room door, ramming into it with such force they knocked the door right off its hinges and down to the floor.

They were met by the sight of Clara in a cage, hands over her ears as she tried to block out Jacob’s insane ramblings. The man himself was over by his conspiracy board, pointing at the various pictures and newspaper clippings with the tip of the wand as he explained in explicit detail why exactly the witches, demons and lizard people had tricked the humans who lived on Earth into believing it was a globe instead of being flat.

Seeing the three teenagers at his door, he gasped in shock, setting the wand down, “Hey now, that door is older than all of us combined! A part of history! What do you think you’re doing breaking it down like that?”

The teens clamored back to their feet, Masha pointing a finger at the head of the Historical Society, “What do you think you’re doing with Clara in a cage?!

Jacob pointed back at her, “I don’t know, what do you think you’re doing here after closing hours?”

Tom shook his head, a disappointed frown on his face, “Yeah, no, man, you kind of lose by having a teenage girl half your age stuffed in a cage.”

“Yeah, that’s really messed up, Mr. H. And here we thought you were cool!” Sam added, crossing their arms and leveling a glare at the man.

Jacob seemed to have enough common sense left in him to realize how this looked, and raised his hands in his defense, “Now, now, it’s not what it looks like, haha, see, this girl isn’t a girl at all! She’s a witch, who has invaded this world from the Demon Realm, located on the Red Planet, to concoct nefarious schemes!”

“Wait, wait, wait,” Masha interrupted, “You’re saying you don’t like witches?”

The man looked at her like she’d grown a second head, “No! I want to hunt them down! Keep the planet safe from their evil magic, and more importantly, upload it all to my mewtube channel as proof of my greatness, and that I’m not crazy!! We’ll see who’s the laughingstock when I’ve-“

Anything he might have continued to say was cut off by a swift kick to the shins from Masha, who wasn’t having any of his anti-witch propaganda. Jacob hopped on one foot, clutching his leg in his hands as the teenagers descended upon him, knocking him to the ground and raining down kicks until he was unconscious and unable to harm anyone else.

As Tom and Sam tied him up with some spare rope they’d found, Masha checked his pockets, looking for the key to the cage. “I don’t see it anywhere!”

“The wand, on the desk, grab that!” Clara urged, eager to get out of this tight confining space, and out of the conspiracy cave of Jacob Hopkins.

Masha grabbed it, holding it in her hands with a look of uncertainty on her face, “Uh, look, I know I’m all about that magic stuff, but I really don’t think this is going to help here...”

Clara groaned, “just spin the damn thing while pointing it at the lock!”

Masha did as she was told, and another loud bang exploded from the tip, shattering the lock. The girl dropped the wand in shock, looking between it and Clara, “Oh my god, you really are a witch, aren’t you?”

“No!” Clara denied, because she was pretty sure just waving a wand around didn’t qualify someone for witchood. Pushing the cage door open, she scooped the wand back up, clenching it tight in her hands, “Come on, lets go.”

The Cabin Seven gang followed Clara’s lead, casting their eyes at each other in confusion as to what they’d just seen. Masha dogged Clara’s footsteps, wonder in her eyes as they made their way back to the spot they had met earlier in the day, the sun now below the horizon, the area illuminated by the glow of the moon.

“So, if you’re not a witch, does that mean I get to keep the wand?” Masha asked as soon as they stopped, practically vibrating with excitement over having seen real magic with her own eyes.

“Please don’t, she’ll try to take over the world or something.” Sam discouraged, still in disbelief about this entire day’s events.

Clara clutched the wand tightly to her chest, shaking her head, “I’m really grateful you guys came to my rescue from that creep, but I kind of need this for someone. Sorry.”

“Not a problem. Kind of a weird day, though,” Tom stuffed his hands in his pockets, and for once Clara could see his eyes through his hair, looking more than a little shaken by what he’d seen then he was letting on.

Masha, not ready for this to end, took Clara’s hands in her own, the wand between them, “Is there anything else we can help with? Who needs this thing anyway?”

Clara looked between the three, who, despite Tom and Sam not sharing the same enthusiasm as their friend, didn’t look like they were backing down either. Clara, and more importantly, Vee, could use all the help they could get. “Would you like to meet her?”


Vee was mostly ignored by the Blight parents and the staff that served them until she was fetched for dinner at sunset. Her so-called parents hadn’t even checked in on her since they had left her, leaving her to wallow in her thoughts and fears. She wasn’t sure what was better, being alone with herself, or having company with her captors.

Still, she understood that she could possibly be here for a few more days, weeks, maybe even months. It wasn’t like Clara could sniff out magic and find something for Vee to use, especially on such short notice. She’d have to get used to this, as much as she hated it.

She just wished there was something to do to keep her mind off of her confinement. There weren’t any books for her to read(not that she could read anything more advanced than children's picture books), no toys to speak of, not even a ball to bounce off the walls. Just a soft bed to separate her from the memories of the cold hard floor of her old cage.

When she was fetched for dinner, she was shuffled down the various hallways, which twisted and turned in a maze unlike anything Vee had seen before. This was a level of wealth she was unaccustomed to, and it made her feel very small to be in the home of people who had so much to their names.

She wondered if that was just because of who she was, or if Amity had felt similarly small, walking down these same halls.

The servant who had fetched her opened the doors to the dining room, and Vee was beckoned inside. With a gulp, the basilisk entered, flinching when the door was shut behind her suddenly, and she was left alone again with only Alador and Odalia.

Vee stepped forward towards the table, seeing a spot already set up for her at the end of the long table. She pulled out her chair, and slid inside of it, trying to keep the nerves settled in her stomach from flaring up, resisting the urge to squint just to see her new family on the other side of the table.

It was long. The room they were in wasn’t exactly small, nothing in the Blight home was when they sat in the lap of luxury, and the table took up a good chunk of the space. It stretched on, the burnt umber stained wood like an ocean of darkness between the child and the adults. Vee wondered exactly why she was sitting here, instead of by their side, but didn’t want to look a gift-snorse in the mouth by asking. This was where the Blights wanted her to sit, so she’d sit there.

On the other side of the table, neither Blight took the head. Instead they sat at the ends, across from each other. Odalia waited patiently for Vee to join the table before she lifted her fork and took her first bite, content to sit in silence. Opposite her, Alador was busy with a mechanism of some kind that Vee couldn’t recognize, tool box set beside him, screwdriver in hand, as he unscrewed parts in an effort to tear the thing apart.

“Alador, please, eat your supper. Leave your work for the workshop, won’t you?” Odalia reached out and swatted the man’s arm.

The man mumbled something about just trying to meet the deadlines she’d set, which Odalia ignored. Even Vee wouldn’t have heard it, if her ears weren’t a bit better than a humans. Vee must have been staring, because Odalia turned to her next, “You know how your father always is, tearing anything he doesn’t understand apart to see how it ticks.”

It wasn’t a threat, not in the slightest, but the way Odalia said it still made Vee’s skin crawl. There was just enough emptiness behind the man’s eyes that Vee was sure he wouldn’t hesitate to dissect her if he ever found out about her true nature, and just thinking about it made her feel clammy.

“Yeah, he’s… really good at what he does…” Vee spoke, not committing to any extreme with her statement, nor choosing a side. She wasn’t sure if Amity would have joined her mother in vocalizing he join them for their dinner, or encourage her father to work, and she was too concerned with making sure her clamminess wasn’t actually scales to comment more than that.

Vee’s stomach growled, alerting her to the fact she hadn’t eaten since she’d gotten here. She grabbed a fork from the table, one of many beside her plate, and stabbed it into the meat that sat there. Unlike Boiling Isles cuisine, it didn’t scream, or try to bite back as she brought it to her mouth, something she actually enjoyed very much about earth food. She'd caused enough suffering for a lifetime when she’d been forced to feed off of the magic of other beings.

Vee didn’t often consume meat for that very reason, preferring to stick with fruits and vegetables. That was beside the fact that stealing meat from markets was a lot more noticeable than a few plants. She knew better than to be picky though, and would eat whatever was put on a plate in front of her. Often it didn’t even need to be on a plate.

She tore into the meat with gusto, stifling a moan at the flavor. Like everything in this place, it was extravagant, with an excess of flavor. The meat practically melted in her mouth, and she came to the realization that something of this quality probably cost what it normally would require to feed her for a month, easily. She didn’t have time to enjoy it, though, as she was interrupted by Odalia.

“Amity, really, what has gotten into you? Where are your manners?” The woman criticized, gesturing at the girl with her own fork. “Sit up straight, for goodness sake. And are you using a salad fork to eat your entree?”

Odalia sighed heavily, “A few months away from home, and you’ve become a complete savage.”

Vee frowned, setting her fork down, suddenly not feeling very hungry. “But Ala- I mean, Dad isn’t-“

“That’s no excuse, Amity. Be better, even better than us.” Odalia scolded. Across from her, Alador had abandoned using utensils at all, and was instead eating the meat with one hand, the other scribbling down notes about his contraption. Beneath the table, Odalia kicked Alador, making him drop his food.

“Sorry, dear,” He uttered easily, as if this were an everyday occurrence, whipping his greasy hand against his oil stained shirt and then taking a fork in hand to eat, back to ignoring everyone at the table.

Vee tried to ignore the anxiety in her gut, looking over the various forks, knives and spoons laid out for her to use. She wasn’t sure which she needed to use in this situation, and didn’t want to draw anymore attention to the fact she didn’t have that knowledge, so instead opted to push the plate away, “I’m not very hungry.”

That was a lie, but Odalia was too far away to hear the gurgling of Vee’s mostly empty stomach. Instead the woman put her face in her hands in irritation, “Very well. You’re to return to your room until tomorrow, then. I don’t want to hear you complaining when you’re released again. And we’ll work on your table manners from now on.”

With a snap of her fingers, Odalia summoned a pair of servants to her side as if from nowhere, one taking Vee’s mostly untouched plate, illisiting a whimper from the hungry girl as the most delicious meal of her life was stolen from her, and the other guided her away, and back to her room.

The bedroom door was once again hastily closed and locked behind her, and Vee was alone. Or, at least she assumed so, until she heard rapping against the window again, the sound of Clara’s return as her knuckles tapped the glass. Vee breathed a sigh of relief, happy to see Clara even if the other girl didn’t like her. She was the closest she’d come to a friendly face since New York after all, and far more pleasant to deal with than the Blights. She opened the window from her side, unlatching and sliding it open enough for Clara to open it the rest of the way from the outside.

“It’s about time! I’ve been waiting here for you to show up again for twenty minutes! I think I found something.” Clara sent a cocky smile up at her, with Vee unable to resist the urge to smile back despite the girl's rough tone. Her smile fell a little when she realized Clara wasn’t exactly alone.

“Wow, the person we’re helping is Amity Blight?” One of the new people, the one with a pair of glasses on, said.

“Well, if anyone’s family is full of witches, its hers,” the tall dark one grumbled under his breath. “Probably a lot of black magic was cast to get that high up in society.”

Clara silenced them with a glance, then turned back to Vee, “Don't worry about them, Vee. They’re friendly, and really helped me out. You can trust them. I think.”

Turning back to the group, Clara introduced them one by one by name. Once that was done, she introduced Vee in return, “I know this looks like Amity, but it’s not. This is Vee, and she’s… well, she isn’t exactly normal.”

“Preaching to the choir,” Masha smirked, “Now why would she need a magical artifact in the first place?”

Clara held out her find, a wand, which Vee greedily took from the other side of the bars, “Magic!”

Then, like it were made of licorice, instead of magic infused wood, the human shaped basilisk took a huge chunk out of it with her teeth, noisily chewing and swallowing the wand bit by bit in front of the gobsmacked teenagers.

“Okay, that’s just gross,” Tom gagged, with the agreement of the rest of the humans watching.

When the last of the wand had disappeared down Vee’s gullet, she patted her stomach, feeling much better after having skipped dinner, “okay, I think I’m ready to change. Uh, try not to be too freaked out, okay?”

Vee closed her eyes and began to focus on removing her current form, and adopting her natural one. Skin turned to scales, legs formed into a tail, her ears and snout grew, until she stood in all of her basilisk glory, looking through the bars nervously, “So… uh, what do you think?”

Sam was the first to open their mouth to voice their disbelief, “I was not prepared for that. I was not prepared for any of this.”

Tom shrugged, shockingly indifferent for someone faced with a magical creature. “I don’t know, I mean, she’s still kinda cute? In a scaly way,”

Masha agreed, looking maybe a bit too into Vee’s new look, “She’s perfect.”

As much as Clara hated snakes and all things scaly, she could at least agree with Tom, that Vee at least looked kind of cute, in a non-threatening, puppy-dog kind of way. “You’re… fine. Can you fit through the bars now?”

Vee grabbed on to the iron bars, pressing her head against it. It took a little work, and a little magic to squish her skull's shape a bit, but little by little she managed to get through. On the outside, the humans lent a hand, pulling the demon through the bars and keeping her from crashing down onto the ground the second she was through.

Her shoulders were next, followed by her belly and her tail, and in no time flat she was out of the Blight’s cage, on the ground outside, free like she belonged. Free. That word meant something again, and in her thankfulness she flung herself at the cheerleader of the group, wrapping her arms and tail around her in a tight hug, wailing out her thanks.

Clara, excited to have completed her mission and to see the glum creature happy again, embraced her back, the two bouncing up and down together as they hugged until a sharp cough interrupted them. The two girls glanced over to their new friends to see them staring, Sam giving them a knowing look, “Should we maybe leave you two alone for a little bit?”

The human and demon broke apart, utterly embarrassed by the enby’s insinuations. “It’s not like that at all!” Clara shouted them down, even as the Cabin Seven crew laughed.

“Clara doesn’t like me like that! She doesn’t even like me at all!” Vee blushed, covering her face with scaly hands. She’d never received teasing of this type before, and as flustered as she felt, it was almost nice.

Clara reached out and grabbed the basilisk's hand, earning a few more “ooos” from their audience, which she ignored, then gave it a yank, “Come on, we all need to get out of here, or all of this was for nothing.”

The group traveled out of the Blight family homes' limits, eager to remove themselves from their property before they could all get caught. Clara knew all the security camera points, and how to avoid them, and one scaled fence later, they were out in the woods behind the house, the same woods Vee had first shown up in.

The basilisk slithered forward, glancing at each of the trees, until she found the path she first traveled and followed it, leading herself and her new friends until they found a broken down shack in a small clearing between trees. Even in the dark, they all grimaced at the state it was in.

“This is where I came through,” Vee told them. Slithering up the steps. “I should stay close. I don’t know how much more magic is in the area, but it's pretty clear I’m going to have to stick around in case my disguises fail again.”

“Speaking of, you need a new one,” Clara brought up, the others looking confused.

“I can change my shape as long as I have magic. I came through from my own world looking like a girl named Amity, because she’s the first human I saw.” Vee explained.

“So, who will you look like now?” Tom asked, scratching the back of his head.

Masha crossed her arms, “Personally, I think she looks fine as is.”

Seeing the looks the others were giving her, she came to her own defense, “Hey, cute snake girl! I know I can’t be the only one into that kinda stuff!”

She nudged Clara with her elbow, muttering at her, “Look, if you don’t date her, I just might, that’s your only warning.”

Clara chose to ignore that comment, focusing on the question at hand, “Got any ideas who you want to be?”

Vee taped her clawed fingers together, looking a bit put off, “I’m not exactly great at coming up with a unique look. It’s probably just a me thing, there aren’t exactly enough basilisks for me to compare myself to in that regard, but…”

She looked at the group in front of her, and realized she didn’t have to jump in blind. “Wait, I have an idea.”

Vee closed her eyes, and focused on what her new form should be. Masha, while a bit short, was cute, and just the right height for Vee’s purposes, as well as Vee’s preferred gender. Vee used her body as a template, picturing her in her mind's eye. Next, she looked at Tom, adding his dark complexion and hair color to the mix. She’d only got a glance at his eyes, but they were kind, so she added them as well.

Next, she took from Sam their hairstyle and smile, adjusting their features to fit on her new face. And lastly, from Clara, she took her nose and ears.

When she opened her eyes, she was seeing through her new body, back on two legs. She grinned up at her companions, a little shorter than everyone besides Masha, “how do I look?”

Tom flashed a thumbs up, while the others gave words of approval, Masha thanking whatever demons she worshiped that she got the chance to see Vee’s transformation with her own eyes.

Vee turned her eyes to Clara, not knowing why, but she wanted the girl's approval. “What do you think?”

Clara looked her up and down, then smiled, “You look very cute. So tiny.”

“Hey!” Masha protested, stomping her foot against the ground when she realized that comment applied to her as well.

Sam turned to the shack behind Vee, sizing it up as they peeked through their glasses. “This place is a hunk of junk. You sure you want to stay here of all places?”

Vee nodded, “I’ve got nowhere else to go. Believe it or not, I’ve lived in worse. Thanks for the concern though, it’s… nice to be worried about.”

Tom shook his head,” Well, we can always help you fix the place up.”

His friends all turned to stare at him, even Clara who had only known him a few hours. He looked back, then snapped back, “Hey, my laziness is a choice, I can break out of it to help a friend, can’t I?”

While the others playfully bickered and snapped at each other, Clara took the time to take the picture she’d stolen from Jacob and hand it over to Vee, “I found this while I was out. I wanted to ask, was this you, or Amity?”

Vee took the picture and looked it over, her eyes glancing at Amity, but ultimately fixing on the girl beside her, “That wasn’t me. And look, do you see those ears? This girl isn’t human. She came from the demon realm, and is a witch.”

Clara cocked a brow at that, “Witches have pointy ears?”

“Yeah, I thought that was obvious?” Vee raised a brow, not understanding how that was even a question.

Thinking back on how she met Masha and the embarrassment that came with it, Clara smacked Vee upside the head, “You could have thought to tell me that earlier?!”

Still, looking down at the picture, Clara was happy to know that Amity, wherever she was, seemed to be safe and happy, if the smile on her face in the photo said anything. She’d miss her best friend, but it was better that she stayed as far away from her parents as she could.

Even if that meant staying in place like the Demon Realm.


The new friends saw each other often, almost every day. The Cabin Seven gang hauled usable trash from the Gravesfield dump to the little shack in the woods to use for repairs, and they used what little knowledge they had of construction, following mewtube guides and trying their best to have fun together as they worked to make Vee a new and better home.

Days turned into weeks. Weeks turned into a month. And before them, a livable little cabin in the woods had sprung forth. It wasn’t perfect, a lot of the parts not matching up with others, but it had its charms. Sam declared it quirky, and no one could deny the word fit, even if there were better, less kind words to describe it.

Vee loved it though, as they all gathered together to put the finishing touches on it. Tom held a stencil up, while Masha handled a can of spray paint, the front door to the shack emblazoned with a large, hot rod red number seven.

“The new and improved Cabin Seven is finished!” The friends declared, presenting it to Vee.

“And we’re ready to welcome our newest members!” Sam ushered Vee and Clara forward as Masha opened the door. Tom was the first one through, throwing himself onto the floor and declaring he wasn’t ever going to do anything productive again.

The inside had been cleaned of the animal feces, broken glass and splintered wood that had littered it, replaced with a tidy new floor made from wood salvaged from pallets and sanded down smooth. On top of the new floor were blankets and pillows, a large makeshift bed that took up a bulk of the room, with an old, salvaged CRT TV in the corner, antennas bent at odd angles.

Tom had donated a few old games and a console he never played anymore for Vee to use after they discovered that the place somehow still got power. They hoped the surge of use didn’t bring anyone's attention towards it at the power company, but until someone threw the off switch, they were using it to their advantage. Under the console was a beat up old DVD player from the dump, cleaned with it’s own set of disks, each of the teens contributing their favorites to increase Vee’s collection.

On the back wall, the door leading to the rest of the dilapidated shack had been sealed off, caution tape placed over the door. There was only so much the teens could do to fix the place, and one room had taken all this time. Standing beside the locked door, a small dresser and vanity had been donated by Masha and Sam respectively, a place for Vee to store her new clothes, and a place to do her makeup, an art form Sam was still trying to teach her.

A variety of outfits, makeup, as well as the blankets and pillows that furnished the place had been a gift from Clara, who insisted she didn’t want Vee to get cold out here all alone. That touched the basilisk’s heart the most, especially with how poorly the cheerleader pretended she still only tolerated her presence, despite how much time they spent together these days.

Vee took a look at all she now had, and wiped her eyes, “Thank you, all of you, so much. I’m so grateful-“

All of them, every last one of her friends, embraced her tightly in a group hug, “Shut up, we all love you, so no way were we not going to help.” Sam insisted.

“Can’t leave my new gaming buddy hanging. I still have so many new games to show you.” Tom ruffled her hair.

“We’re Cabin Seven forever, baby, and you’re part of that team now!” Masha laughed, arms wrapped around the basilisk’s waist, pressing a kiss to Vee’s cheek.

“Besides,” Clara added, feeling surprisingly more at home here with these new friends than she ever had with any of the popular kids at school, “We still need to teach you the art of the sleepover.”

Vee gave them all a wet grin, doing her best to stifle her tears. “Thank you, I’d love to.”

“I’ll get the games set up,” Tom threw himself down to the floor again, flipping on the game console and unraveling the controllers.

“I brought snacks!” Masha declared, reaching for her bag.

“We have got to do some stuff with makeup, while we’re at it. Can we really call it a sleepover if we don’t?” Sam took their own seat, ready for a night of no sleep and fun games.

“Think you can do my nails?” Tom asked, “I swear every time I do my own, they chip before the day is done!”

Clara just sat beside Vee, happy that, despite how they started, she managed to make a new friend. And when the first big rain of the year started that night, she was there to hold Vee’s hand, for as long as the basilisk wanted her too.

Deep inside the Cheerleader’s bag, long forgotten, lay the slitted eye of a familiar key, bidding it’s time until it could be found once more.

Notes:

EDIT: I’m not much of an artist, but I added a picture of swap Vee into this chapter. Mostly just traced over official art of Vee(who is just traced over Luz anyway), and made a few changes based off of how she’s supposed to look now.

another shipping conundrum. Cheerleader or Goth? I love both! I like Cheerleader because it gives a bit more drama, since Vee looks like Luz, and wasn’t exactly popular. I love the Goth, because you know they’d love and accept Vee for her basilisk side, no problems, and they’d be adorable together. They’re even friends already, so it’s extra fluffy.

But, I do kinda lean a little bit more towards cheerleader myself, just for the Lumity parallels. I’ll be just as happy if Goth x Vee becomes canon, though. I just want what’s best for the little snake. Maybe my next fic will have Masha and Vee get together. It did, actually, check it out. Heck, I had enough Vee x Goth here I could still even go that route. Or have Vee date both. I’m definitely more fond of that three way relationship than, say, Cam x Raine x Eda.

As for Vee’s new looks, she’s Luz-lite. Darker skin and hair, shorter height and haircut, with slightly different eyes, but if you said they looked like sisters or cousins, you’d never argue with it. I’m a hack, did you expect me to get creative with her new look? Yeah right.

I like the personalities I used for the Cabin 7 gang. Masha is perky and nice, to contrast the dark stuff she’s into, Tom is lazy to a ridiculous degree, but always willing to help out a friend(He absolutely uses RPGs to teach Vee how to read better) and Sam is sarcastic, often poking fun of their friends, but never in a way where they intend any harm. Much like the names I used, this is sort of a blend of traits I’ve picked up from other fics and comics featuring these guys, due to the utter lack of canon material to draw from.

 

I’m kind of creeped out by how much stuff from canon I semi-predicted. The CATs, and now the cabin in the woods being repurposed as a clubhouse(specifically just the front room in both instances), with something painted in red on the front door(a 7 here, Hooty in canon). Am I magic?

 

Also, Masha is using regular playing cards in this AU, because Eda either has her Hexas Hold’em addiction under control, or something, because we skipped over that episode. It’s funny that I’ve more or less written Tibbles out of the series so far, it wasn’t even intentional, but no one seems to mind because he’s a terrible character.

We’re going back to another break for a bit. Probably a little longer than this break has been, since I want to get at least half of season 2A written before I start posting. I feel more comfortable posting with a backlog I can upload, rather than a chapter by chapter basis.

Chapter 18: Associated Waves

Notes:

Finally, we’re in season two proper. Hope you guys are ready for this, because I have been wanting to share this one for a while!

I made art for chapter 2 and the second Intermission, both near the end. Go check it out if ya wanna. Also, someone did some art inspired by another fic I did, and I only found out about it because a friend follows their tumblr, so if you guys ever see or do any art based off this AU, please let me know, that stuff makes my day, and I’d love to reach out and see if they’d like their work added to the fic.

I’m also posting this just a little bit early. I’m currently five chapters into the planned eight that I have for 2A’s content(not counting the interludes), and am feeling a little unmotivated. It’s hard to focus on the future of the fic when I’m not getting any feedback. So I’m thinking, rather than the 2-3 chapters I do a week, I’ll do a single chapter upload schedule until I’m done with my planned content.

I hope you all enjoy the chapter!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

‘Hello, diary. It’s been a while since you’ve heard from me. How have you been? … I’m asking a book I’m writing in how it’s doing, what is wrong with me? Ugh, anyway, things have been… eventful, since the petrification ceremony a week and a half ago.

For one, I kinda messed up and got Ed and Em stranded here with me…’

With Eda’s added bulk from her now permanent cursed form, squeezing her into her own front door had been difficult, to say the least. It had taken a bit of maneuvering to get her to fit, and she was thrown off by how small her living room now felt to her, constantly bumping into the furniture, knocking over a lot of her decour, ranging from lamps to vases.

“Luz, I’m going to be a bit useless until I’ve adjusted, so I’m going to have to have you help around here a lot more. Do you think you can find a place to put these new kids to sleep?” She grunted as she made her way up the stairs, taloned hands and feet clacking noisily against the wooden floors, leaving shallow gouge marks as she stepped.

Amity frowned, looking unsuridly at her girlfriend, “Uh, Eda, I don’t think we have any spare rooms left to put them in.”

“They don’t need rooms. Just put them on the sofa, it’s a pull out.” Eda waved a claw at them, disappearing as she ascended to the second floor, a small smattering of feathers drifting down, having been scrapped off from her body brushing against the staircase railing.

Amity blinked, then clenched her fist, “Wait, we’ve had a pull out mattress in there this whole time?!”

Luz tossed the cushion off the sofa, revealing said pull out mattress. She grabbed the handle, giving it a hard tug and it came out, uncollapsing into a usable bed.

Emira took one look at the thing and groaned, “Really? Man, we’re really roughing it, aren’t we?”

“I can already feel my back aching, and I haven’t even slept on it yet!” Edric complained, collapsing onto the mattress in defeat.

“I’ve been sleeping on the floor in Luz’s room all these months, you’ve got no right to complain!” Amity barked, glaring daggers at the two.

‘I understand that this is something they never wanted, and it’ll take time to adjust. I just wish they’d complain a little less. Everyone else has had to really pull their weight since all of this went down, and it’s not exactly cheap to feed all these extra mouths.

Eda hasn’t been able to make any potions lately, not with her hands as they are. She’s relearning a lot of her finer motor skills, and has mostly adjusted to walking on all fours but for now her brewing business is on hold. Not to mention that without a portal to the human realm, she can’t sell garbage to the other witches and demons. It kind of put her out of a job. She’s taken on a few odd jobs since we escaped the petrification ceremony, though. This week, she’s a bounty hunter. That’s going about as well as you’d think…’

Eda pounced on top of a small demon, all teeth and claws, growling like a ferocious animal until her prey surrendered.

“Alright, Eda, I think that’s enough for now…” Amity rushed to her mentor’s side, laying a hand on her shoulder. Eda turned her head to look back at her student, eyes black and teeth exposed.

“But he looks like a tasty rat!” She snarled, voiced deep and monstrous.

With a frown, Amity took an elixir out of her bag and offered it to Eda. The transformed witch looked down at it with irritation, before reluctantly taking it in her claws and downing its contents in a gulp, her eyes returning to their usual color.

“Ugh, you’d think after thirty years, I’d be used to the taste by now!” She gagged, voice back to normal.

Their bounty laid on the ground, hands raised in surrender, “I’d like to go to prison now, please…”

‘The elixir is doing its job, and she hasn’t lost it completely yet, but she’s got to take at least six a day to stay stable. That’s really putting a hole in our funds. I’m doing what I can to fill that hole myself. Here’s hoping we can find a better solution in the coming weeks, before we all end up utterly broke.

I’ll write in you later, I have to get to my own job soon.

-Amity’


“Come on, Kids, stick close.”

Eda moved through the town plaza with purpose, her latest catch tied up and strapped to her back, King annoying the criminal by mashing his paws against the demon’s nose and repeatedly yelling “boop!” As he did so.

Luz and Amity did as Eda asked, keeping close to the transformed Owl Lady, while Edric and Emira lingered farther towards the back, unheeding of Eda’s warnings. The rest of the town gave her wide berth, most looking like they wanted to keep out of Eda’s way now that she was in her more ferocious form. That, and her new bounty wasn’t doing her any favors.

Eda had been the happiest she’d been all week when she’d heard rumors they were giving her an increase, until the poster came in, that is. Not because of the amount, no, she was very proud of that. Her bounty, already the highest in the Isles history, had tripled after her escape, and that was something that had the owl lady grinning. No, it was the new art they used for her.

“I used to be so hot…” Eda had groaned, head in her talons as she saw her new beastial body emblazoned on the wanted poster. Even her epitaph had been changed from “the Owl Lady” to “the Owl Beast.”

Being wanted herself hadn't stopped Eda from turning to bounty hunting, though. If anything, she got a bit of a kick out of it. They couldn’t exactly turn her away when she brought people in for their bounties, or she’d just release them, and no one wanted to capture her. Half the town feared her new form, while the other looked at her with respect for what had happened at the Conformatorium, despite Eda not exactly getting why. She wasn’t one of the ones leading this weird rebellion that had popped up overnight, or anything.

Luz glanced over at a new statue of the Emperor that had been commissioned, sitting in the center of town. Despite being only a few days old, it already had a few chips in it, missing a horn, with graffiti layered over it. Namely the word ‘BATTS’ had been scribbled on over the plaque, the second T clearly having been crossed out by a separate person, using a different colored paint and crawled in a sloppier hand.

“The Emperor is really not popular lately, is he?” Luz murmured, feeling more than a bit vindicated after the whole ordeal, and after what Belos had tried to do to her mother.

“If anyone deserved to have their shiny new statue TPed, it was him,” Eda chuckled to herself as they approached a booth for Bounty deposits.

That was another thing that had changed in the past week. Open rebellion against the Emperor had sprung up during the petrification ceremony, and no one was entirely sure what sparked it, just that some organization or secret order calling themselves “The BATs”(or sometimes “The CATs, if the rumors were to believed that they were currently undergoing a name change) had been behind most of the chaos. The entire thing brought forth a new air around town, an aura completely separate from the one Amity had known since she arrived here.

There was excitement, and fear behind the eyes of everyone in the markets because of it. Things were happening beyond the control of the common folk, yet they felt the pull anyway. And it gave them all something to gossip about.

While Eda turned in their catch, Amity checked out the Bounty Board, checking for any new posters. Or a particular one. Hers. So far, despite Eda’s own massively increased bounty, Amity had yet to receive one herself. Neither had Luz, for that matter. Amity hummed to herself, glad to see she wasn’t a wanted woman yet, knowing it was likely only due to the Emperor’s pride that she didn’t already have a poster. They were the only two in this world who knew what went down below the Conformatorium, and it seemed he wanted to keep his loss private for now. His public perception was already at an all time low, he probably didn’t want to let the public know a child outsmarted him that day.

The supposed leader of the rebellion had one though, almost matching Eda’s former bounty. Their bat masked face stared back at Amity from their poster, and Amity wondered who exactly they were, and why they had done what they did.

“Come on, Mittens, should we really be wasting time here?” Ed asked, stepping in behind her as she looked over the posters.

Emira was quick to join in, “Yeah, shouldn’t we, you know, be looking for a way back home? This stuff can wait!”

Amity bit her lip, taking a moment to breathe in and calm herself. The twins had been on her case ever since that first night they had got trapped here, and it was beginning to get on her nerves. “Guys, I know, you want to go back to the Human Realm-“

“Home-“ they both corrected at once.

“-The Human Realm,” Amity insisted through her clenched teeth. Hissing out a bit of tension, she tried again. “I understand. You didn’t ask to be here, but we have more important things to focus on right now-“

“Like what?” Emira rolled her eyes, “What could possibly be more important than getting us back home?”

“Not starving to death before we can do that?” Amity suggested condescendingly. “I don’t know if you noticed, but Eda’s two primary sources of income are gone. Maybe forever. And she’s now got two more mouths to feed and shelter, and while Eda’s been working hard with her bounty hunting gig, you’ve both sat back and contributed nothing.”

That seemed to take the wind out of their sails a little. Edric deflated, but perked back up, a gotcha on the tip of his tongue, “Then why aren’t you helping her?”

Amity jabbed at her brother with a finger, “I am helping her! I got my own job at the library now! Not to mention I have to balance that with school, where I’m taking more than half a dozen more classes than everyone else, on top of training to join the Grudgby team when we return to school.”

She then turned to Emira, jabbing her in turn, “Meanwhile, you two have done nothing but lay around and complain for the past week. So, from now on, you two are going to help Eda with her new gig.”

Turning back to the wanted board, she looked around for a suitable bounty for her sibling's level of toughness, yanking it off and handing it over, “Here, go find this guy. Contribute, or something!”

The twins frowned at the idea of having to do an honest day's work. As much as they didn’t like their parents, they’d be the first to admit they enjoyed the benefits of being Blights, in that they had unfathomable wealth at their disposal. Working for their meals sounded beneath them. But they did like eating, so they couldn’t exactly worm their way out of it, either.

Ed reached out and put an arm around Luz, dragging her into the conversation, “Well, at least we’ll have your girlfriend to keep us company!”

Luz chuckled nervously, prying Ed’s arm off of her before Amity tried to remove it herself. “I’d love to, you guys, but, actually… I kind of volunteered at the library today. To spend some time with my awesome girlfriend, and read to some kids.”

Emira huffed, none too pleased about this news, “Great, so not only is she putting us to work, but Amity is taking the only piece of eye candy around. We’ll miss you, cutie.”

Luz blushed, flustered by the constant teasing the Blight twins forced onto her. It had been flattering at first, but now she knew that they really only did it to get under Amity’s skin, and… she still kind of enjoyed it. She wasn’t going to throw away free compliments, after all.

Amity grabbed Luz by the hand, giving it a gentle tug, “Come on Luz. We need to go, or we’ll be late. Eda, we’re leaving!”

Eda counted up her bounty, less than what she wanted, but more than what she expected. It was enough to feed everyone for the day, at least. The guy at the counter wasn’t going to short her when she had teeth and claws the size of his forearm. She was magicless, not powerless, after all. “Yeah, see you later kids. Be careful, and watch your backs! We don’t know if Belos will want retribution, and I’d rather you not die in some place as lame as the library.”

As Amity and Luz departed, Edric and Emira took a look at the bounty poster they’d been handed. “The Abominable Cutie Pie?” Em read aloud, unbelieving that this was an actual wanted criminal.

“She chose a baby bounty for us! Look, it’s the lowest bounty on the board by far!” Ed gestured, holding the poster up to compare it against the rest.

“We’ll just have to show her. If she thinks we can't contribute, we’ll just have to prove her wrong.” Em looked over the board, snagging the bounty with the largest number that wasn’t related to Eda or the BAT leader, and held it aloft for her brother to see.

Wanted: Selkidomus

Reward: 1,000,000 Snails.


“Do you think maybe you were a bit too hard on them, Amity?” Luz asked softly as they approached the library. She took a moment to bounce ahead of her girlfriend, opening the door for her and bowing lowly as Amity walked by her, both trying to stifle giggles now that they had to be quiet.

Amity, once she’d composed herself once more, lowered her voice as she answered, “Not really. Those two can be really smart, and they’ll work hard, but only on stuff they want to do. If they want to be able to eat at the end of the day, they’ll have to start pulling their own weight, and using the skills I know they have.”

“I don’t really mean about that,” Luz clarified, having trouble keeping her voice down as much as Amity could. “I mean more about their situation. They didn’t really ask to be here, Amity. How would you like being back in the human world against your will?”

Amity sneered just thinking about it, “I know, you’re right, I should be more sympathetic… but you don’t really get it yet, Luz. You didn’t have to live with them for fourteen years.”

Luz put her hands behind her head, lips pursed as she thought about what Amity was saying, “I don’t know, they seem okay to me.”

“Just wait until they get bored, or something,” Amity warned, “They’ll wind up making trouble, and it’ll be on all our heads when they do.”


King rode on Eda’s back as headed for the harbor. The diminutive demon stood on his legs, craning his neck around, realizing they were short two people. “Uh, Eda? I think we lost the freeloaders.”

Eda waved a claw nonchalantly, “Don’t worry about it. They’ll be fine. Unlike Luz or Amity, the Emperor and his covens have no idea they even exist. As long as they keep their heads down, they’ll be fine.”

King frowned under his bony skull, “Well, okay, if you say so. What are we going to do again while Luz and Amity bore themselves at the library?”

“We, my tiny partner in crime, are going to give Bounty Hunting a bit of a break. It just isn’t paying enough, not when we have to choose between my elixirs or putting food on the table. Instead, we’ll be bounty hunting.” Eda wiggled her brows, smirking at her own joke.

King, however, didn’t get it, “Wait, what? That’s the same thing, isn’t it?”

Eda rolled her eyes, “No, I mean, there is a bounty in place that we’ll be stealing. We’re going to rob the reward money! So, we’re hunting for the bounty. Get it?”

King blinked, then chuckled, “Oh, okay! … Yeah, no, still not getting it.”

Eda facepalmed, not an easy task with her sharp talons, but having to deal with the Blight twins for the past week had made her more or less an expert at it. “Look, see that ship over there? We’re going to rob it blind.”

King gazed out to the docks, looking at the biggest, grandest ship currently harbored there. “So, like pirates?”

The Owl Lady made a face full of disgust, “Egh, no. They don’t bath enough, and while I may be covered in fur and feathers now, I refuse to grow a beard. No, let's settle with… privateers, how about that?”

“King want a cracker!” The little demon demanded, already perching on Eda’s shoulder like a parrot.

“You can have all the crackers you can eat after the heist. I need you to get on that ship, and hide away. Find where they’re keeping the coins, and when I swoop in, you steal it and hop on. We fly away, and we’re rich by a million more snails.”

“Sounds almost doable to me!” King flashed a thumbs up, hopping off Eda so he could scurry to the boat.

“Good, now get on out there, you little sea rat.”


Unknown to Eda and King, Edric and Emira had already boarded that same boat less in a bid to prove they could bring something to the table, and more to prove Amity wrong and rub her face in it.

The Captain of the boat, a Salty Sailor named… Salty, strode out on the deck, looking at each member of the crew with an upturned beak-nose, glaring at them through his scar covered eye. “All Hands!”

The sailors lined themselves up, backs straight, to listen to their captain, Ed and Em joined, though their attention was on each other, rather than their new captain. Ed sized up Emira’s new outfit, letting out a whistle, “Wow, sis, you look great in pirate gear. Is that the new fall fashion?”

Emira curtsied, wearing a cute blue and white striped dress, with a pair of black boots that went up to her knees, and a bandana to keep her hair tied back. “Why, thanks for noticing. You look pretty decent yourself, for a sailor.”

Ed beamed with pride, fixing his sailors cap to make sure it was on straight. His getup consisted of a white sailors uniform, complete with handkerchief around his neck. He felt like he’d jumped right out of a cartoon, but dang if it looked cute and brought out the blue of his eyes.

“If’s you’re finished preening over one another’s dress sense, do you mind paying attention while ye Captain is speaking?” Salty boomed, threatening the two of them with his claw hand, snipping it near their faces.

“Right, right, sorry, cap’n!” The two quickly stood at attention, saluting him and hoping to keep their ears attached to their heads.

Salty narrowed his eyes, before returning his attention to the rest of his crew. “Alright, crew. The Selkidomus has been ravaging the coastline. It was last seen in the Simmering Shoals. You know the drill, Snag the quarry,” He dropped a fat sack of snails onto the deck, a few glimmering coins visible from the near bursting bag.

He gestured to their prize, and continued, “get the money galore-y. We all do the work, we all get a cut.”

The crew cheered as one, all eager to get their share of the cash when this was all over. The twins, on the other hand, frowned. They hadn’t been aware it would be split between them. That was less than a hundred thousand each after all was said and done.

“I thought we were doing this for a cool million…” Edric grumbled.

“Dammit, we’ll just end up being thousandaires. What can a hundred thousand snails even buy? Doesn’t exactly seem like a lot…” Emira muttered.

“What was that, you two? You already bellyaching before we’ve even left port?” Salty interrupted, snipping his claws at them once more.

“Nope! Can’t wait to catch us a demon whale!” Em snapped back to attention.

Edric was right behind her, not wanting to get yelled at by the mad sea dog anymore than his sister, “Not at all, we’re very much looking forward to the scurvy and seasickness!”

Their captain snarled, but accepted their answer. “Fine. ‘Til then, keep everything shipshape. This ain't no pleasure cruise.”

A broom and a mop were thrown at Edric and Emira, who looked like they didn’t know which way to hold it. “Don't be a burden, sea squirts.”

Ed grimaced, “I’m sure you can count on us!”


Before the day was through, the twins were back on the main deck, Salty before them. He eyed them up and down, before speaking. “Well, ye had me confront my own biases, and-“

The two looked at each other hopefully-

“You’ve only made them worse. You be the single worst sailors I’ve had the displeasure of ever sailing with, and I curse ye names to the bottom of the seven boiling seas!” The captain hollered, making everyone within earshot wince at his volume.

Both Blights flinched as he yelled, but wouldn’t just take this slander standing. Ed straightened his back, and stepped forward, “Come on, man, you’re being way too harsh! I thought we did fine!”

“Fine? Ye tore a hole in the mainsail, broke the broom I gave you, then broke the replacement broom too. Your sister lost one of the cannons on the starboard side, knocking it to the sea below, and broke the spokes of the ship’s wheel.”

He then gestured with his arms to the very sea itself, “Not te mention the fact you got us lost at sea, and set fire to the map!”

He jabbed at Edric’s chest with his clawed hand, “If’n you weren’t still good for one thing, I’d have you both keelhauled the rest of the trip, and serve ye boiled bones for broth!”

Emira took her brother’s arm and pulled him back, taking his place. This called for a more diplomatic approach. “So, we are still good for something, right? That has to count for something.”

“Aye, you’re good for one thing.” Salty nodded, stroking his chin with his clawed hand, “We’re gonna use you both as bait to lure the Selkidomus out! Tie them up, men!”

Emira’s eyes went wide as a lasso was thrown around her, and she was pulled against her brother, the two back to back as rope was spun around them until they were bound, then suspended into the air by the mast until the crew was ready to dunk them into the sea to lure in the beast.

Perhaps they’d been too hasty, tried taking on too much, all to prove their sister wrong. Perhaps they-

“Weh?”

All eyes fell onto a tiny demon, with a hefty prize in his paws. King had stepped out of the Captain’s cabin, carrying with him double his weight in golden snails, the sack so heavy he had to drag it behind him. It was just his luck that his sneaky skills were all for naught when he spotted a pair of faces he had least expected to find aboard this ship.

And in his surprise, he’d unwittingly alerted them all to his presence.

The crew of cutthroat pirates and sailors closed in on King, some brandishing knives, others curved swords, all capable and willing to slice him like a Winter solstices’ ham. With a nervous gulp, he gave a shout to the sky, “Eda, any day now!”

The sailors stilled, waiting for anything to happen. To their glee, nothing did, and emboldened they continued to close in on the self proclaimed King of Demons. “Wait! Stop! Keep away, your King demands it! Edaaaa!”

A roar tore through the sky as a large winged beast descended upon the crew of the ship, swiping at them with tooth and claw and scooping her partner in crime up and onto her shoulders. The bag of coins settled in one of her talons, heavy, but that was to be expected. Nothing she couldn’t carry.

“She’s stealing the loot!” Salty exclaimed, dashing to his men's sides, abandoning Ed and Em where they were and calling for the rest of the crew to fight beside him. The captain attacked the Owl Beast with sword and pincer, swinging wildly as he rushed her, only to be taken out with a single backhand strike from Eda.

“Dang, not having magic anymore might be a pain, but this body does have its benefits.” Eda smirked, flexing the mass of muscles she had under her feathers.

“Eda! Save us!” Emira yelled, her face turning green as she and Ed began to spin in the air from the rocking of the boat twisting the rope that held them suspended. Ed didn’t look much better, already having been seasick beforehand.

“What’s the dynamic duo doing here?” She asked King, who just shrugged from his position on her back. “Hey, were you guys trying to steal the treasure too? Nice effort, but your technique needs some work!”

“Just get us down, please!” Ed groaned, doing his best not to hurl all over the deck.

Eda took to the air once more, slicing the rope above their heads and grabbing it before it could fall. The twins now dangled even higher in the air, Eda gaining lift and leaving the ship behind.

“This isn’t exactly what we had in mind!” Emira shrieked, kicking her legs as she looked down on the boiling water below them. Edric would have protested as well, had he lost his internal struggle to not lose his lunch.

Eda was in agreement. Having people on her back was one thing. Having their weight pulling her down from a dangling rope a dozen feet below her was another. She batted her wings, attempting to stay up in the air, but it was a losing battle, “Hang on, kids. We’re going to need to land. Hold on tight!”

“Hold on to what?!” Edric cried as they began to lose altitude, his heart leaping into his throat as he and Em more or less fell from the sky.

Eda’s eyesight was tuned more for farsightedness in her new form, so she could just make out an island not far off. Redirecting herself, she spread her wings to glide the rest of the way, carrying herself and her cargo on the winds. King pulled at her hair like he was attempting to steer her, making airplane noises with his mouth, earning fond chuckles from the witch as they drifted to safety.

Ed and Em crashed into the soft sands of the beach, rolling and groaning until they came to a stop, still bound together by ropes. They spit out dirt that had gotten into their mouths, shifting their bodies as they tried to get out of their bindings, to no avail. With a pathetic whimper, Em called out, “Can someone untie us already? I’m begging here!”

Eda left her bag of gold in the sand, strolled their way, and with a swipe of her claws the ropes were shredded, releasing the two from their captivity. “So, what happened back there, anyway?”

“We don’t want to talk about it,” Edric groaned, picking himself up and out of the sand, which had already worked its way into some uncomfortable areas under his clothes.

“Suit yourselves.” Eda shrugged, turning to King. “Alright, Mr. Wiggles, let's see that gold. Should be a million in there. We won’t have to work for a while with that kind of cash.”

As Eda began to look over their bounty, a grin on her face, Ed and Em crumbled. They really were useless in this world. They couldn’t do magic. They couldn’t make potions. They couldn’t even sail on a ship, and Eda had to bail them out. They really were freeloaders.

“Maybe we should have stuck with the work Amity tried to give us,” Emira conceded, casting a sad glance to her brother.

“She was right. It was way more our speed.” Edric agreed, kicking at the sand with his shoe. “It was dumb of us to rush things. We could have been killed.”

In a flash of blinding red, a being appeared, cloaked in white and wearing a golden mask that hid his face, bearing a staff with a glowing red gem. “That can still be arranged.”


Amity wheeled her cart of books, keeping busy by placing them one by one on the shelves they belonged, by genre, then by author, then by title, all alphabetically. That was something she loved about the library. The order. Everything was categorized, everything had its place. As much as she loved the chaotic nature of the Owl House, it was nice to have something that was structured, that she could control.

Also, she liked the scent of the musty old books. It made her feel relaxed.

The idea of being a librarian was an impossible one back on Earth, no matter how much she might have enjoyed it. It was too low class. Amity wasn’t even allowed to converse with the librarians at her school beyond needing their assistance for something, because they were ‘the help,’ and as such, beneath the Blights.

Now that she was here, now that she got to work this job every day, and be around all these books that she loved so much, she hoped this could be the career she found herself in as an adult. Maybe as the head of her own grand library.

She placed the last book that belonged in this row of shelves, dusting off her hands and gazing up proudly to admire her work. She breathed out a happy sigh, grabbing the handle of her cart as she began to roll it to the next section, when a voice off in the distance caught her ear.

“'We're your friends and we wanna help,' said the Tin Boy with a yelp. Otabin smiled and paced the floor. 'I've never had real friends before.'" Luz’s familiar, energetic voice met her ears. Amity was near the Kids corner of the library, where Luz had volunteered to read today. It was a blatant way to spend more time with her girlfriend, but Amity didn’t mind in the slightest, and Luz was clearly having fun, if the bouncing cadence of her voice said anything.

Amity peeked around the corner, catching a glance of her girlfriend’s animated reading session. Even in the library, with a book in her hands, Luz couldn’t keep still, acting out the scenes from the book and bounding from place to place, puppets on either hand based on the characters. Amity giggled to herself as she watched Luz struggle to turn the page with both hands covered in felt, but she managed to do so, and continued the story.

“‘Then we'll be your first,' the Chicken Witch clucked. Otabin couldn't believe his luck. So, Bookmaker Otabin, surrounded by friends, bound a book of friendship and that's the end!’" Luz grinned from ear to ear as the children around her clapped, the witch taking a cartoonishly over exaggerated bow as she closed the book. “Thank you all so much! I really liked reading to you guys, I hope I can do so again really soon.”

The children swarmed her, begging for another book to be read. Luz opened her mouth, but before she could reply she caught a glimpse of Amity, and glanced over to her, a twinkle in her eye.

The two blushed a little, and unbeknownst to either a little check mark was scratched off in Amity’s mind concerning Luz that said ‘good with kids.’

Luz sent her a little wave that Amity was quick to return, then Luz turned her attention back to the small group of children, “Alright, you guys wore me down. We’ll do one more book, which one should we rea-“

“How to summon the Dark Lord!” A little girl suggested excitedly, shoving a book into Luz’s hands.

The witch gave a strained smile as she set it aside, and took the girl by the hand, “maaaybe next time, this one looks a bit too advanced for you right now. Come on, let's go find a more age appropriate one, okay?”

Amity let out a contented sigh, happy to see Luz in her element. She made a quick alteration to her plans for the future. She’d be the head of her own grand library, beside Luz, who would help out in their own kids corner, where they could read together to all the children.

A throat cleared behind her, and she jumped, turning to see the Head Librarian, Malphus looking down at her. His towering height made him look intimidating, but when he opened his mouth, his voice got rid of any such notion. He was just a librarian, after all, not some monstrous demon warrior. “I know, you two are still in your honeymoon phase, but you can’t doddle on the clock, Amity.”

The human blushed, brushing a lock of her brown hair back behind her ear, flustered over having been caught making eyes at her girlfriend during work hours. “Right, sorry, I’ll get back to it right away, sir.”

He sent her a well humored smile as she quickly grabbed her cart and pushed it forward, not knowing or caring where she was going, as long as it was away from all of that embarrassment.

She skidded to a halt in the romance section, cheeks red that she managed to somehow wander over here subconsciously. She still had Luz on the brain. Hoping to silence the voices in her head about how cute Luz looked, she quickly grabbed a book, looking for the right place to put it.

It was a synch to find where this book went, though Amity frowned when she saw there wasn’t a space for it. It was far too crammed to fit this volume on the shelf, and she soon found the reason why. Another book had been put in this one's place, one that clearly didn’t belong because, well, why else would a book by the author ‘Dana Terrace’ be among the H’s?

Amity grabbed the book to remove it, the title emblazoned on its spine to be “The Lonely Witch in the Secret Room,” only for the book to not want to move. Brow furrowed in confusion, Amity tried again, but the book didn’t budge. She set the other book aside, back on her push cart, and placed both hands on “The Lonely Witch in the Secret Room” and yanked, hoping this wasn’t someone’s stupid idea of a joke, and that this volume had been glued down or something.

Finally it moved, sliding out of place with a loud, mechanical creak, before slamming back into position. The grinding of gears met Amity’s ears, as the bookshelf itself began to move, revealing behind it a secret room.

Inside it was barren, empty of anything except a desk and a chair, but it seemed to have been abandoned for quite a long time. Dust had built up on every surface, thickly layering everything within, and making Amity’s nose tingle with the urge to sneeze. Pinching her nostrils shut, Amity stepped inside, her feet leaving prints in the dust on the floor. From the amount built up, she didn’t think even Malphus knew about this room. If he did, he certainly hadn’t stepped in it within Amity’s lifetime.

“Wow… I should… maybe I should go get him…” She thought aloud, voice echoing lightly off the walls. She took a step back, going to do just that when an idea sprang into her mind.

A secret room that no one but her knew about. She could use this for… What could she use this for? A secret hideout? What for? Maybe to get away from the twins? To share with Luz, maybe?

Her cheeks darkened, as the idea of sneaking off with her girlfriend to a secret room no one else knew about sunk into her mind. That… that was an incredibly tempting idea, one with a lot of promise.

She quickly left, shutting the door behind her. That was an idea for another day, when their relationship matured past hand holding and kisses on the cheek. For now, she’d keep this to herself.


“Hello, criminals. What's about to happen should be relatively painless, if you just do what I say.” The Gold masked individual said, keeping his staff trained on the residence of the Owl House.

“And why exactly should we listen to a word a dork wearing a bucket on his face has to say?” Eda asked, preparing to pounce on the newcomer.

“Because none of you can use real magic,” He explained cooly.

Eda narrowed her eyes, “Yeah, well, I can still slash you into meat chunks.”

The helmeted figure cocked his face, “Perhaps you can. So maybe I should just do this!“ He shot a beam of red light from his staff, making them all leap aside, except for King. The beam hit the demon, forming a cage around him that appeared to be made of flesh and bone, until it formed into steel, caging him inside. The trap then flew over to the Coven guard, who caught the handle in his hands and held King aloft.

The humans and witch were ready to attack, but the guard held his staff against the cage, the gem glowing a deep red and humming as power built up in the tip, “There, now if you want the little guy to go free, you’ll just have to listen to me.”

That stopped them in their tracks, Ed and Em holding their hands up, while Eda snarled, her inner beast reflecting in her eyes as dark pools of magic built behind them. “Let King go.” She growled.

“Ah ah ah, now, see, there are two ways this can go.” The Golden Guard said, before correcting himself, “Well, actually, three. The first, is you can give yourself up, Owl Lady, and accept your petrification. The humans will work the money you stole off, which, let's face it, will probably take a lifetime to do. The second, is one of you follows the Selkidomus and hunts it, for the glory of the Emperor, and you all walk free. At least for today.”

“And the third?” Ed asked, gulping. King was thrashing around in his cage, and he never liked watching anything cute have to suffer.

“The third, should be obvious. You try to fight, or flee, and your little friend here drowns in the boiling sea, if it doesn’t burn him to death first.”

Emira grimaced, not liking any of these options. The man before her was certainly cruel if he’d threaten to boil someone a quarter of his size alive. Still, the Blight twins were known for their schemes and their pranks, and for getting away free from any consequences, even under their strict parents, so all it took was a little planning and… she got an idea, glancing over to her twin and shooting him a wink, “Are you sure we can’t work something else out?”

Ed seemed confused, until Em’s expression turned flirtatious, and she took a slow step forward. “I mean, I don’t know about my brother, but I just love a man in uniform.”

The Golden Guard cocked his head, turning his staff away from King to point it in Emira’s direction, “Ah, you must be the human, Amity Blight, right? Odd, the reports said you were shorter… and had brown hair.”

Em smirked, placing a hand on her chest, which she puffed outward, “Me? No, no, I’m Emira, but you, handsome, you can call me Em, if you ask nicely.”

Eda watched with confusion and mild disgust, wondering just what in the world was going on, only for it to click when Ed followed up, grabbing Emira by the shoulder to pull her back while stepping forward himself.

“Em, I saw him first! You know I’ve been single longer than you have, that means I automatically get dibs!”

Emira stomped her foot, kicking up a bit of the sand from the beach, “That’s ridiculous, and you know it!”

The guard kept looking at them back and forth, unable to keep up with what was going on, or who to keep his staff trained on. Just as he switched his aim towards Ed, Em pounced forward, pressing herself against the guard seductively and trailing a finger over the chin of his mask, while keeping his staff wielding arm partially pinned and away from King or her brother.

“I bet he’s as gorgeous under his mask as his voice is.” She purred, cringing at the line because from what little she had heard of it, his voice was actually kind of annoying.

“What are you-“ The Golden Guard tried to struggle, to shake Emira off of him, but found himself trapped as Edric joined his sister on the Guard’s other side, pressing a hand against his chest, while also restraining the Guard’s arm that held King’s cage in such a way he couldn’t throw the demon into the water behind him.

“And he works out, too,” Ed smirked, trying to push his sister away, “Come on, why don’t we ditch the chicks, and have a guys night? You’re a wizard or something, you should know wands are better than a bra stuffed with crystal balls.”

Emira shoved him back, jostling the guard between them, who almost lost his balance in the loose sand. “God, why do I have to be related to such a manwhore?”

Ed struck back, “Oh, like you’re one to talk, you’ll makeout with anyone or anything halfway pretty that walks on two legs.”

The Guard’s temper began to boil over until he had had enough, and attempted to throw the two off of him, “Enough! You are both irritating, annoying, and not to mention making me wildly uncomfortable! Are all humans this infuriating?”

Ed smirked despite himself as he lunged for King’s cage, yanking it out of the guard's grip while he was flailing to shake them off, “Nah, we’re just special.”

“You want to see some really terrible flirting, you should see Amity with her little girlfriend.” Emira laughed, sweep kicking the guard's staff out of his hands, and over towards Eda.

The guard threw both the twins to the ground, then threw himself to the dirt with his arms outstretched to get to his discarded staff. His gloved hand landed right on top of it at the exact same time as a heavy, taloned claw, which kept it pinned down. Slowly looking up, he was met with the fang stuffed maw of the Owl Beast, a deep rumble of a growl in her throat.

“Well… farts.” The Golden Guard cursed, then activated his staff’s teleportation magic, bringing him out of Eda’s reach. He kept going and going, tearing through the air and getting as far away from those freaks as possible, orders to take down the Selkidomus be damned. He’d just send more sailors after it, they’d achieve the Emperor’s goal eventually for him as long as the bounty kept getting higher.

Eda’s snarling faded into laughter as she watched the guard flee with his metaphorical tail in between his legs. Ed, cage in hands, brought King to her and with a slash of her claws she cut through the lock, her tiny demon friend springing free. “Hurray! I’m saved!”

Rather than throwing himself at Eda, King instead latched onto Ed’s leg, making the boy’s lip tremble. He bent down, and threw his arms around King, squeezing him tightly like a teddy bear until the demon had enough, fighting back against the Blight, “Hey, hey, I didn’t say you could do this! Eda, save me! Again!”

“You know, that was some pretty smart thinking you guys did there. Good job.” Eda congratulated the two, feeling a bit surprised when the twins became bashful under her praise.

“Thanks… We‘ve been feeling kind of useless lately. It’s nice to have been able to do something helpful for once.” Emira smiled.

Edric nodded, dropping King into the sand. “Yeah. From now on, you can count on us to pull our weight more around here!”

“As much as I appreciate the thought, you really don’t have to. I mean, we got the gold!” Eda lifted the heavy sack up, jangling the coins inside. “We can all breathe easy for a while, no one needs to work!”

“Oh thank God,” The twins breathed out together in relief.

Eda laughed again, tossing the sack of gold their way. They caught it, almost succumbing to its weight. “Hold onto this, won’t you? I need to go have a talk with the Selki, tell it to move out to farther, deeper waters. They’ll send more ships after it, we haven’t stopped anything.”

The Twins and King waited patiently on the beach while Eda retreated into the cave behind them. When she returned, Eda was grinning, even happier than when she’d left. “You’ll never guess what I got in return for helping that giant excuse for a fish out!”

She gestured to a pile of golden goo beside her, “Selkigris! The bounty of the seas!”

The twins raced for the glimmering pile, pressing their hands into the warm, sticky gunk, “Wow, where did this even come from?” Ed asked in wonder.

“Well, the Selkidomus chucked it up before we went our separate ways-“ Needless to say, the twins joined the Selkidomus in emptying their stomachs as soon as those words left Eda’s mouth.


In the later afternoon, later that day, Amity walked home hand in hand with Luz, feeling more blissful than she had all this past week. A day away from the twins and the worries about the future of the Empire she found herself living in had done her some good, and the knot of stress that had been building between her shoulders this morning had long since gone.

And she had a nice pocket full of snails to bring home, to boot.

“Hoot hoot! How was work today you two?” The ever curious, ever boundary breaking Hooty inquired, pressing his face right up against Amity’s the moment she was in sight. Ah, there was the knot of stress. She must have only misplaced it.

“It was great, Hooty,” Luz supplied for her, pulling on Amity’s hand to guide her away from the house demon. “We’ll be sure to tell you all about it later, okay?”

“Well, okay! I’ll just be here, hooting it up!” Hooty blinked as he watched them go, then found himself immediately distracted by an insect.

Luz made a face as she watched him go, “Man, I feel really bad for him being alone all day. He needs a friend.”

“We should have volunteered Lilith as punishment,” Amity smirked, and Luz laughed along with her.

The two teens stepped into the house, and were immediately greeted by the sight of Ed and Em lounging on the couch together, while Eda was on the floor, far too large for any of the furniture. Em was flicking through the crystal ball, looking for something to watch, while Ed read a book, and Eda was casually flipping through a magazine, or as casually as she could with her talons, which kept piercing holes into the thin paper.

“We’re back!” Amity greeted, giving them all a wave. Her siblings looked up at her, sending her polite smiles, but turned their eyes back to their current tasks as if she hadn’t interrupted them at all.

Eda set aside her magazine, standing up on all fours to greet her daughter and student, stretching as she did so in a fashion that made Amity think of a dog. “So, how was your day?”

Luz beamed up at her Mom, grinning ear to ear, “It was amazing! I got to read to a bunch of kids, and they loved me!”

“Who wouldn’t?” Eda chuckled, nuzzling her daughter. She looked to Amity, “and how about you?”

Amity puffed her chest out with pride, “I did an honest day's work, and even got paid, see?” She held out the coins she had earned, offering them to Eda.

“Eh, keep ‘em. You can take Luz out on a proper date next time, since you’re clearly the moneymaker of you two.” Eda insisted.

Amity wanted to argue, to insist that she’d done this for the family, but Eda gave her a look and Amity’s challenge died in her throat. A date with Luz did sound nice… Besides, she didn’t have time to get uppity, or feel self important, she had to go and apologize to the twins for how she’d talked to them this morning. Luz had been right, she’d been a little too hard on them. She approached them from where they sat on the couch, neither looking up at her until she cleared her throat.

“Yeah, Mittens?” Ed asked, looking at her through his reading glasses.

Amity opened and closed her mouth half a dozen times before swallowing her pride. “I wanted to apologize to you for what I said this morning. I should have been more sensitive about your situation, and I didn’t mean to imply you guys weren’t contributing to anything by being here. That was really rude of me, and I’m sorry.”

Emira sat the crystal ball down on the cushion beside her, “Wow, that’s really mature of you, Amity, but you don’t have to worry, it’s water under the bridge.”

Ed nodded in agreement, “Yeah, besides, you were right, we weren’t pulling our weight. But we looked into that bounty hunting stuff like you recommended, and we managed to score some gold. How much did you make today?”

Amity smiled, happy for them, and glad they were starting to take their confinement on the isles seriously. “I made a good, even fifty snails. Not bad for a day at the library. How about you? Did you catch the Abominable Cutie Pie?”

The twins glanced at each other, unable to hold back their smug smirks any longer. Em opened her mouth to answer, while Ed reached behind the couch to grab their prize, “Well, about that, we went after a bigger target-“

“And made out with, what, a solid five hundred thousand snails each?” Ed finished for his sister, slamming the pile of stolen snails down on the coffee table, which buckled under the weight of the bag.

“Twice that, if you count the disgusting Selki vomit we’ve yet to sell,” Em added, elbowing her brother.

“But congrats on spending all day making only fifty snails, little sister. We’re all very proud of you,” Edric finished, folding his arms and leaning back in his seat.

Both of the Blight twins looked Amity in the eye, matching, mischievous grins on their faces as they tried desperately to hold back chortles as a vein began to bulge in Amity’s forehead.

The youngest Blight breathed out slowly, then calmly replied, “I’m going to devote as much time as I can to getting you two back to the Human Realm from now on-“

Luz smiled behind her, relieved to hear those words, “That’s great, Amity-“

“-Because I can’t stand living under the same roof as you two for one more Titan damned minute!” The brunette screeched, tugging at her hair.

That made Eda lose it, followed immediately by the twins, who spent the next ten minutes laughing at Amity’s expense.

Notes:

Amity: You guys need to learn to work an honest job!
The Twins: Try and fail spectacularly
Eda: Have you guys ever tried S T E A L I N G?
Twins: Oh, shit, you’re right! Let’s do that!
Amity: Mad face

The title comes from me not having a title, and using a thesaurus to find the Antonym of separate(because its the twins who have focus), and a synonym for Tides. Yes, chapter titles do in fact get that lazy for me sometimes.

Amity will be so happy to know she doesn’t have to stress about the Owl House finances anymore, but she will be mad for the twins outdoing her and rubbing it in, because who likes having siblings who are asses?

A slight return to form this chapter, following the events somewhat closely, though you can expect things to go a bit off track next chapter.

Amity found her secret room. What will she use it for? When will it be used? Was it just a one-off joke about being a future makeout spot to pad for time? … yes, kinda. I did say I have everything for this season planned out, and that’s true. Sorta. I have a few paragraphs written for each chapter, that don’t add up to all the events of the chapter. I like to wing it, write by the seat of my pants, while sticking to an outline for a plot. I don’t have anything planned for the room right now, but it’s better to introduce it NOW in case a later chapter ends up having a place I can insert it for plot reasons, or even for season 2B when I eventually get around to drafting plans for that. If I never use it, it still makes for a funny joke, and if I do, it had set up to be used. Boom, writing genius.

I don’t ship Hunter with anyone, sorry. That boy needs therapy, not a relationship. I kinda like the AroAce take on his character, too.

Mini-rant time. I wish Hunter stayed as he was in his pre-Hunting Palismans appearances. Dedicated to his leader, cold in his actions, but humorous in his tone. I’m kind of absolutely sick of redemption arcs in literally every piece of media ever, and wish we’d get more villains who were entertaining, but also not redemption material. If I could change anything about the show, it’d be Hunter, by removing any trace of his redemption arc and keeping him a sassy villain.

Not to worry, I won’t up his villainy or anything. I completed his redemption arc in my last fic, and will plan to do so in this fic as well, I won’t butcher his character for the sake of my own preferences. Rant over!

I always love comments, so if you’ve got something nice or constructive to say, let me know! Give me that sweet, savory inspiration needed for me to keep writing! Love you, thanks for reading, see you again soon!

Chapter 19: On the Island of the Demon King

Notes:

I have stated multiple times I have no clue what to really say here without talking about the chapter, so, since I recently talked about a game I thought deserved more attention, CrisTales, I thought I’d just do that again with another game.

Unsighted is one of the single best games I have ever played, and no one is talking about it. It’s an indie metroidvania with an isometric perspective, and it has basically everything I look for in a game. Fast, fluid combat, a really good challenge, smart puzzles, loads of replayability, and lesbian robots. Also, everyone in the game could drop dead the second a timer under their name runs out. What’s not to love?

It’s brilliant, loved every second of it, will be playing it again in the future, 9/10. Okay, this has been Gemini reviews, now back to the stuff that actually matters and is relevant to the fic.

An artist named Daisy_Sutekina on Twitter did some art based off this fic!

It’s a bunch of art of Owlbeast Luz and Human Amity! It’s gorgeous, and I hope you guys will check it out.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Today was the first day back to school for Amity and Luz after the petrification ceremony debacle. Both Eda and Camila had wanted to wait, holding them back from returning until they were sure it was safe, and now, after almost three weeks with no wanted posters of the two, nor bounties on their heads, they reluctantly gave the all clear for the children to resume going to Hexside.

The two walked hand in hand down the halls, ignoring the whispers that followed them. None of their classmates had seen them since that day at the Conformatorium, and rumors were abound. To say some were surprised to see them alive was an understatement.

Though nothing beat the surprise that the witch and human felt when they laid eyes on Gus. Amity looked the boy up and down, amazed at his sudden, astounding growth spurt that put him near the same height as her now.

Gus preened, looking proud of himself despite his growth not being something he could actually control, “I know, isn’t witch puberty amazing?”

“It really is, Gus. You shot up like a bamboo stalk!” Gus didn’t know what that was, but he took the compliment anyway as long as it compared him to something in the human world, and smiled brightly. Amity then leaned in towards Luz and whispered, “Are you going to spring up like that, too?”

“Titan, I hope so,” Luz answered back, hoping she wouldn’t be stuck with her Mama’s genetic shortness, and would instead get her Mom’s vertical gains.

Amity gulped as the mental picture of a seven foot tall Luz entered her head, tall and strong enough to scoop her up in her arms, and swing her around like a small child. Her poor heart could hardly take it. “Yes, I hope so too.”

Willow rolled her eyes at her friends, “Try to keep the drool in your mouth as you say that, please.”

The Plant witch's eyes wandered to the gem pinned to Luz’s uniform, the familiar warm amber color she associated with Eda drawing her attention. “I see you’ve picked up on your Mother’s sense of fashion, Luz. Is this some kind of Clawthorne right of passage, or tradition we don’t know about?”

“It looks good on you,” Gus quickly assured when Luz’s grin fell from her face.

Luz clutched the gem tightly in her hand, pressing it harder against her chest, “Um, well, about that… can we maybe go someplace private? There’s a lot of stuff that happened, and you need to be caught up for it to make any sense.”

The brown haired witch found her free hand wrapped up in Amity’s grip, a warm squeeze sending her good vibes. Amity nudged her shoulder slightly, and Luz felt a bit better about all of this. She hadn’t really put any thought about what she was going to say to Gus and Willow, about anything, really. Now that they were here, that they probably wanted answers, maybe it was time she came clean.

The bell screamed, calling them all to their classes for the day. Willow reached out, placing a hand of solidarity on Luz’s shoulder, “We’ll meet up at the secret room of shortcuts at lunch, okay?”

Luz gave a nod, feeling a bubbling in her stomach like she’d eaten dairy as she tried to prepare for the worst.


Amity focused on her history lesson, about the pre-Belos history of the Isles. A frown formed on her face as she took notes as she recognized some pretty blatant propaganda sprinkled through most of the lesson like a bad seasoning. She’d heard enough of this back at the castle, during the field trip.

She’d fought Belos herself, and while he was terrifying, and clearly wasn’t going all out, she was pretty sure he wasn’t the strongest witch on the isles like the history books claimed. He certainly wasn’t stronger than Eda used to be, even on her worst days of suffering the curse.

Why else would he have waited for so long to get Eda’s door? It seemed incredibly important to him, and yet he kept sending Lilith after it instead of going himself. Sure, he was the Emperor, and that might be beneath him, but he could teleport anywhere he pleased, or so it seemed. So what kept him from popping inside of the Owl House and surprising Eda with an ambush, and taking the key himself?

And Eda, while Amity would never deny she was a crook, certainly hadn’t done anything to deserve a trillion snail bounty on her head for being what amounted to a very showy petty criminal. She had a bounty higher than the Selkidomus had, and that beast had sunk ships that had gone after it, acquiring a body count in the dozens, if not hundreds.

So putting it all together, Amity concluded that Belos had to have given that bounty to her because he wanted her captured for the portal door, and she’d had that door for thirty years and he couldn’t take it from her in all that time.

Honestly, her opinion of Belos was at an all time low at this revelation. Not to say it was high in the first place, but he clearly liked stroking his ego to claim he was the strongest witch to ever live, while hiding away like a coward in his castle because he was too scared to pick a fight with a cursed, middle aged mother.

So Amity sat and took her notes, doodling a little on her page pictures of Luz, surrounded by hearts, as the teacher prattled on about the savage ages, and how terrible they supposedly were. How the demons were untamed and aimless without any leadership, and witches went against the Titans wishes by practicing wild magic. Nonsense to Amity’s ears.

The bell screamed, signaling lunch, and Amity slammed her book shut. She almost felt ashamed to have done so, she loved books, she worked at a library of all places, but her history book was clearly filled with lies, and deserved it. If she were feeling a bit more vindictive, she’d have slammed it twice, but she had places to be.

She needed to go and be by Luz’s side, if Luz was going to come clean about her curse to their friends. This was Luz’s longest held secret, and Amity had seen firsthand how it affected Luz’s own self esteem and how she believed her friends saw her. She knew Gus and Willow would never hurt Luz, but Luz, on some level, didn’t believe that at all. So she’d be there to help support Luz until she could see with her own eyes and hear with her own ears that she was loved.

There was a secret door near her locker that she took, entering the room of shortcuts. It seemed she was the last, as Luz, Gus and Willow were waiting for her, Luz fidgeting anxiously, while her friends waited patiently.

Amity sidled in beside Luz, offering the girl her hand, which the witch took gratefully with a tight squeeze. Taking a deep breath and holding it for a moment, Luz exhaled and began, “Okay, so, you’re probably wondering all about what happened…”

Luz explained everything she could remember about the events that led up to the petrification ceremony, only stopping when she needed Amity to fill in some of the details that were still too painful for her to talk about in earnest. She explained her Mom’s curse, and how she’d come to be that way because of Lilith, and how it had all come out on the castle drawbridge.

When she finished, Willow bit her lip and held out her hand for Luz to take. She gave it a gentle squeeze, trying to send her friend all the comfort she could, “I’m so sorry you had to be in the middle of that, Luz. I know how close you were to your aunt.”

Gus nodded sadly, his expression drooping, “You didn’t deserve any of that. Neither did your Mom. What Lilith did was really terrible, and super wrong, even if she didn’t mean for it to last as long as it has.”

Luz shook her head, eyes downcast, “There’s… more. I left out a little, but… well, I kept a bit of a secret from you guys. The… the curse ended up hereditary, and I-“

Willow covered her mouth with her hands, “No… Oh, Luz, how long has this been affecting you?”

“…” Luz didn’t look at either of them when she answered, too ashamed of herself, “Since I was six.”

She wasn’t sure what would come next from her friends, but she hadn’t expected two pairs of arms to clamp around her neck as they pulled her into the single tightest embrace she’d ever been in. Luz sniffled, eyes watering, “You guys don’t mind? I lied to you for so long, I-“

“Shhh,” Willow brushed a hand though Luz’s hair, tears pricking at her own eyes, “We’re not upset with you at all.”

Gus buried his face into her shoulder, thankful that his new height allowed him to do so, “I always knew you were strong, Luz, but I never knew just how much. Thank you for being brave enough to tell us.”

Amity stood by her friend’s sides as they hugged it out, Luz choking back grateful tears as the dam inside her broke. Her friends didn’t think she was a monster. They loved and accepted her. Mixed in with the tears of her sorrow were tears of relief, and they stayed together long after the bell screamed and classes resumed for the day. They could afford to be a little late.


Later in the evening, back at the Owl House, Amity sat hunched over a piece of paper, pen in hand, as she tried her hardest to try and figure out another glyph. It had been almost a month since her discovery of the Light glyph, and despite her best efforts she couldn’t seem to find any other glyphs in nature. No patterns forming in the sea foam, no glyphs on rocks or inside geodes, no conveniently circle shaped clouds above. But there had to be more than this! She couldn’t just stick with four spells for the rest of her life. She needed more variety than that if she wanted to survive on the isles.

Well, five spells, really. Her eyes wandered from the paper to the large round vial of Abomination goo she’d stolen from the Emperor’s hall of artifacts. She practiced with it every day, finding it came to her naturally, even more naturally than abomination magic seemed to come to Luz. Despite her girlfriend being a natural born witch, and capable of summoning her own abominations, Luz had less control over her own, or even the ones summoned from the vial, than Amity did.

Still, that was kind of cheating. What Amity really needed was to focus. There had to be more glyphs, or something she wasn’t seeing. She just needed a breakthrough and she’d-

A stuffed animal collided with her face, falling to the floor beside her. Amity let out a huff, because as if it wasn’t hard enough to try revitalizing an entire dead branch of magic on its own, she had to deal with this mess as well.

King was convinced his once loyal follower, Francois the stuffed bunny, was trying to overthrow him. Edric, always a fool for anything halfway adorable, decided to play along with King, inciting the demon to start a civil war between his inanimate minions, while Luz and Emira cheered them on.

It was as infuriating as it was cute.

Eda had already turned in for the night, citing the Owlbeast’s nocturnal habits clashing with her own need to be awake during the day making her groggy and needing a nap. Between her frustration over the glyphs and the noise in the living room, Amity was just about ready to head to bed herself.

With one final throw of a doll, Francois' rebellion was ended, and King, the ever forgiveful, pardoned his former second in command. As they signed the peace treaty, Edric let out a whoop, “We won! Give me paw, little guy!”

King eyed the offered hand, but refused to high five the boy, instead folding his arms, “We? I won, minion, though you did serve your King loyally. Perhaps one day, you can stand in Francois' place as my favored Lieutenant, but today is not that day!”

Ed pouted, lowering his hand in defeat, “How come I come in second to a bunny who betrayed you?”

“Because, as King, I decide who’s who, that’s why!” King barked back, hugging his bunny tightly against him as he helped the doll sign the terms of surrender.

“You really take your role play seriously, don’t you?” Emira smirked, patting her brother’s arm to cheer him up.

King’s eyes glistened dangerously, “Role play? I’ll have you know I take my role as King very seriously, and I won’t stand for you bismerching my good name like that!”

Emira held up her hands, trying to placate the tiny terror, “Whoa, hey, it’s just a game little guy. And you won, no need to yell.”

A doll was thrown in her face, to her annoyance, as King huffed, “You guys never take me seriously! You Blights talk like this is a game, while your sister outright claims she doesn’t believe me!”

Luz picked the cranky demon up, coddling him, “I believe in you, my little prince!”

King growled, kicking his legs childishly, “King! And you aren’t any better! Constantly undermining my authority and treating me like a soft toy, rather than the fearsome ruler I am!”

Amity raised a brow, looking at her girlfriend, “Wait, Luz, you actually believe he’s the King of Demons?”

Luz nodded her head, “Well, yeah. My Mom told me that’s what he was, so of course he is!”

“… how old were you when she told you this?”

Luz blinked, then sheepishly responded, “I was seven. That’s when she brought King home, and introduced him. He was so widdle back then! Well, widdler.” She corrected, eying King’s small stature.

Edric and Emira giggled at Luz’s expense, earning a glance, “what?”

“Do you believe everything your Mom tells you?” Ed teased.

“S-she wouldn’t lie about this, it’s been almost eight years, after all. Come on, guys! I know I can be gullible, but I’m not that bad!” Luz defended, before her happy expression drooped, “Am I?”

Amity frowned, knowing that it was her job to defend her girlfriend’s honor, “Well, to be fair, the history books all say there wasn’t a King of Demons… and we all know those are worthless. He could be. Possibly.”

King pointed to Amity, as if she’d made a stellar point, “See! The Emperor fears me, and tried to erase my reign of terror from history!”

Amity sighed, already regretting her choice of words, “I said possibly, King. I still don’t buy you as the supposed ‘King of all Demons.’ Not without a lot of proof.”

“I can show you proof, I just have to take you there!” King insisted, earning a look from everyone in the room. They lapsed into silence, waiting for King to elaborate on where he would be taking them, but before he could a slinking House demon slithered in, pressing his face against King’s.

“Can I come too, guys? Hoot!”


Eda’s eyes cracked open at the first rising of the sun, wearily wiping the sleep from her eyes with her talons. She was more than a little surprised to have slept through the entire night, but as she sluggishly crawled out of her nest she could only assume the Owlbeast was as tired as she was and needed the rest as well.

She put a claw through the cork in the bottle of an elixir and pulled it out, carefully gulping the liquid inside down as she started her day. With a sniff to the air, she smiled, she could already smell breakfast cooking. Luz must have woken up already and started, such a good kid. Always ready to take care of her mother, she’d really stepped up when it came to household chores these past weeks. Even her cooking had improved, becoming mostly edible!

“Is that Griffon eggs and Moblin bacon I smell?” Eda called as she descended down the stairs, not minding the silence that hadn’t once overtaken her home since the twins had started living there.

As Eda stepped into the kitchen, she passed right by the stove and the table to get her apple blood from the fridge. Sticking her head in and grabbing a bottle between her teeth, eager to flush out the aftertaste of her morning elixir, she turned back to the table, seeing a plate already laid out for her. As she passed the stove again to get to her food she stopped, and did a double take at who was doing the cooking, her bottle of apple blood dropping out of her maw and smashing against the floor, “You!”

The humming figure jumped, startled by Eda’s tone and turned around, only to yelp at what she saw. “Oh, dear, it’s worse than I thought!”

“Gwendolyn…” Eda groaned, gritting her teeth. “Ugh, Hooty, you’re supposed to warn me when she shows up.”

Gwen waved Eda’s concerns off, “Oh, please, dear, I keep telling you to just call me Mom. As for your adorable little House Demon, he wasn’t here this morning. I assumed you gave him the day off.”

“The day off?” Eda asked, aghast at such an absurd notion, “He’s part of the house! He doesn’t get days off!”

She stalked back to the living room, taking a peek over at the front door, where Hooty was in fact missing, leaving behind a hole in the door that still had several of his still beating and pulsating organs.

“Well, I hope you don’t mind that I showed myself in. I thought I’d cook you up a nice, healthy breakfast,” Gwen gestured for Eda to join her at the table, a plate full of her own breakfast in her hand.

Eda grimaced at the plate, now weary of what could be in it, “I’m not sure I want to eat anything you taut as healthy. How do I know you didn’t lace it with another one of your bogus miracle cures?”

Gwen rolled her eyes, “I wouldn’t put it in your breakfast, dear. At least, not after last time… I’d have put it in your cup of apple blood instead.”

Eda grit her teeth in irritation, before taking the entire plate of food and emptying it into her mouth in one bite. “There, I ate it, now leave.”

“I’m only trying to help you, you know?” Gwen sighed, sitting down to finish her own meal. “You haven’t even tried the cure I brought with me today!”

Eda’s eye twitched, her aggravation boiling over, “Help? Your last attempts to cure me almost got me killed. The time before that almost burned my house down, and the time before that I was so stressed from the experience I was sprouting feathers for a week!”

“Is that so much different than what you’re doing now?” Gwendolyn asked, gesturing to Eda’s new form. “You’re almost completely gone now, Edalyn. You need my help! You used to be so forthcoming about my solutions, I don’t know what happened…”

Eda had to bite down her rebuttal. She had been forthcoming, had even gone to her mother for help… because Luz had inherited the curse and she was desperate. Not that she ever told her mother about that. For a while she’d tried every last miracle cure her mother could force down her throat, all for her little girl, and none of them worked. That didn’t dissuade Gwen from still trying, even though Eda had lost her faith in her mothers abilities for a second time since she was a teenager.

The only good thing to come of it, the only one, was that by having to suck up her own issues for Luz’s sake, she’d been forced to look her father in the face for the first time in almost two decades while she lived in her parents house. It hadn’t been pretty, seeing what she’d done to him. The scars. He still couldn’t carve palismans, and never would again, but… it had been nice to talk to him. Even nicer to introduce Luz to him once she’d come back to be in her kids life after finding King.

Eda shook her head to refocus, this wasn’t the time to go down memory lane. She needed to deal with the present issue taking up space in her kitchen.

“You’ve been trying for thirty years, and it’s caused me nothing but stress, and made you go broke.” Eda instead spat, “So no, I will not be taking anything you have to offer me today, mother. So finish your breakfast, and please leave while I still have the patience to ask you kindly.”

Gwen stabbed at her eggs, expression guarded. With a sigh, she conceded, “Fine, but I want to see my grandkids before I go. I’m sure Camila’s parents get to dote on those two all the time, I need some granny time, too.”

She picked at her plate, both witches coming to a realization at the same time, “Where are Luz and King, anyway? They’re usually up and making some kind of racket whenever I come over.”

Eda’s ear twitched as she listened for her kids. Any of them, including the twins, and she couldn’t hear anything. You could hear a pin drop in this silence, and she wasn’t sure that had ever been the case with the Owl House before this moment. Between them being gone, and Hooty missing from his post…

Eda strode back into the living room, looking around the place intently. There on the sofa, pinned to one of King’s dolls was a note. Giving it a glance over, her eyes widened, “Oh no…”

Gwendolyn popped her head into the room, seeing her daughter’s worry reflect in her feathers, which were beginning to spike upwards, “What’s wrong, dear?”


“Why are we stuck with the bathtub boat?” Edric complained, shifting the porta-Hooty strapped to his back. When the House demon had asked to come, he’d been the one to ask how, and after all of them were forced to witness the grotesque task that was Hooty removing himself from his door, his siblings and Luz had burdened him with carrying the bird tube as a punishment for his sins.

Eda’s flying bathtub contraption wasn’t exactly built for high flying, and had trouble skimming over the water, especially with two people inside. Flying low beside Edric and Emira on a staff were Luz, Amity and King, King mounted on Amity’s shoulders, while Luz flew Owlbert. Amity yawned, feeling restless after hours of flying, the morning sun already on the horizon, “Well, do you guys know how to fly a staff?”

Amity had them there, but that didn’t mean the twins couldn’t be petty, with Emira firing back “No, can you?”

“Nope!” Amity admitted freely, “Only flown in a few emergencies. But Luz does, hence why she’s in the driver's seat. Flyers seat. Whatever. And as her girlfriend, I get the privilege of riding shotgun.”

“What’s a shotgun?” Luz asked, glancing back at Amity with innocent eyes covered by flight goggles.

She received a hair ruffling in return, “Nothing you need to worry about, Luz.”

King chose that moment to interrupt, yanking on Amity’s hair with one paw as he pointed with the other, “there it is! See, I told you!”

Amity grunted, not appreciating being manhandled in such a way and resisting the urge to shake King off. She couldn’t afford to drop him into the ocean below, not unless this was a waste of time. “This had better be it, we’ve been flying all night!”

They landed on the beach, the trees too dense to safely land and the flying bathtub unable to go any farther than the sand with its current number of passengers. Amity reached into her bag, shifting through the belongings she’d brought with her, from her glyph notebook, to her Abominable flask, until she found what she was looking for, a map of the known islands in the demon realm.

Pulling it out, she opened the aged parchment, blowing a layer of dust off it that had built up, and took a look. “I hate to admit it, but if I’m tracking our course right, this island shouldn’t exist. Either that, or we got really, really lost, since there shouldn’t be much of anything in this direction.”

King practically strutted past them, head held high, “See? I told you, my rule was covered up by Emperor Belos when my power was sealed and I shrank down to this tiny, impotent frame!”

“Your story would be a lot easier to believe if you didn’t constantly switch between ‘I am all powerful, fear me!’ And ‘it’s not my fault I’m a widdle, defenseless baby.’” Emira lightly mocked, but even she couldn’t deny that he’d led them to an island that rightfully shouldn’t exist.

The six began their trek through the jungle, trying their best not to trip over any branches and roots that littered their path. Hooty was having the time of his life on Edric’s back, spotting and eating many an exotic insect, while the Blight twins themselves, unused to such thick foliage, fought just to keep up with the other three. King was short enough to duck under most obstacles in his path, where Luz, used to the wilderness and forests of the Isles helped clear a path for Amity, who did better than the twins just due to her own limited exposure to the wilds of the Demon Realm.

Eventually the fog that surrounded the place began to thin as they got closer to the mainland, causing all but King to stop in their tracks when an imposing, mighty tower appeared before them. Gaping up at the sight, none could speak, except of course for the leader of the pack.

“Yup, pretty sweet place I got here, huh? This castle is where I, the King of All Demons, ruled with an iron fist!” He struck a victorious pose, arms outstretched, pausing only to correct himself, “Not a literal iron fist, but a fleshy fist that was strong enough to be compared to iron, because I was just that great!”

“Why don’t you still live here, then?” Amity asked, craning her neck up to look at the whole thing. “I mean, how did you even wind up in Eda’s care? You seem pretty attached to this place.”

He paused, tapping his chin, “Well, it’s the strangest thing. My memory is a bit fuzzy, but I remember falling from a great height, shrinking from my mighty form. The next thing I can remember is Eda carrying me away in her arms.”

“I wonder how tall this thing is?” Luz spoke in awe, mouth still hanging open as she took in the tower.

“Oh, I know, I’ll see!” Hooty shouted, his voice startling the birds resting in the trees. The bird tube shot out of his portable birdhouse backpack that Ed carried, his head careening for the sky, climbing up the length of the tower until he was just a speck. The teens all looked at each other, exchanging glances and shrugged, then just as quickly Hooty returned like a spring that had its coils stretched, slamming into the backpack hard enough to send the blond boy toppling over and onto the ground.

“Well, I don’t know how big it is exactly, but I can say with one hundred percent certainty that it is very tall!” Hooty reported, nodding his head knowingly.

“Very helpful, Hooty, I’m sure,” Em droned, stepping over her brother as they continued down the path to the entrance.

When they arrived, the path forward was blocked, part of the entryway collapsed and the stones that made it up filled the gap. King excitedly clapped his hands together, “Hold on a sec, I’m sure I can wiggle inside and push a rock or two! Anything for my loyal minions. Well, anything to prove them wrong, that is.”

He took off on his little feet, clambering up a few rocks until he found a gap large enough to fit his small form through, and they could hear the grunts and groans he made as he made his way to the other side of the door.

While they waited, the group inspected the entryway. It was shaped like a giant keyhole, and was lined with runes carved into gold, one particularly large one catching Amity’s eye. “I’ve never seen anything like this before. Luz, does any of this look familiar? Do any other places on the isles have markings like these?”

Luz squinted up at the marks, pursing her lips. “No, I don’t think I’ve seen them anywhere either. It’s so cool, though! I knew King was, well, a King! It’s like I told you, my Mom wouldn’t lie about that.”

Emira stifled a smile, hiding it behind her hands, “Oh, that's cute. I bet you still believe in Santa, too.”

“Who or what is Santa?” Luz cocked her head, unable to conjure up any mental image of what that was.

“He comes down your chimney during the winter and decides if you’ve been naughty or nice.” Edric helpfully supplied, still brushing the dirt off of himself from his fall.

Luz’s brow furrowed, “Do you mean Krampus?”

The twins paled, “Wait, is he real here?!”

Luz opened her mouth to answer, but didn’t get the chance to confirm or deny before the rocks behind them began to tumble down, King having found a weak point in their structural integrity. “What are we talking about?

Luz shrugged, smiling at the little demon, “Turns out humans don’t believe in the Krampus.”

King blanched, “Whoa, I mean, it’s one thing to not believe in me, that thing being really dumb, but it’s practically suicidal to not believe in the Krampus. What is wrong with you three?”

The Blight children all glanced nervously at each other, then followed the Demon and witch into the castle. The place was dark and dimly lit, and it wasn’t long until one of their feet brushed up against a set of stacked stones and toppled them over. Amity reached into her pockets to pull out a light glyph and passed an orb to each person so they could all see into the depths of the abyss, eyes widening as they saw the entire room was lined with small stone piles that resembled statues. These same rock piles appeared similar to the images on the walls, of various somethings resembling an insect crossed with a crescent moon.

King swelled with pride as he started to give them the tour, walking past a group of the stones. “This is the chamber where I would devour the hearts of my foes. The taste was cold and bitter, but I bet yours would be sweet, Luz.”

Luz cracked a grin, sending him a finger gun and ignoring the unsettling feeling in her gut this room gave her, “With all the sugar I eat, it better be.”

“I’m sure Amity think’s you taste very sweet, too.” Emira teased and made kissy noises, burying her own fears as she brought up the rear behind her brother and Hooty, raising her orb high above her head.

Amity and Luz blushed, beginning to protest, but a dark object zoomed past them, its shadow thrown onto the walls by the lights in their hands. The two girls gasped, Amity shining her lights behind them while Luz aimed Owlbert, ready to blast whatever it was with the staff as they turned to face it properly, only to find nothing there.

King, hearing their panicked gasps, turned towards them, none the wiser about the shadow they had seen, “Can't believe your eyes, huh? My castle does have that effect!”

As they stepped deeper and deeper into the chamber, the natural sunlight from the entryway growing dimmer as they grew more reliant on their light spells to illuminate the path, Hooty burst from his resting place, coiling his neck to look at one of the walls, “Are you seeing what I’m seeing?”

Edric looked over to the wall Hooty was pointing at with his beak, lifting his light and paling as he made out a large figure carved into the rock. Towering, fearsome, wearing armor and furs with a familiar skull adorned on his head. “Guys, I think I just found King’s deviantArt original character…”

Emira gulped as she joined him, pressing a hand against the stone, “I’m no archeologist, but I think I can say with some certainty that this is… old as dirt. Really, really old. I… probably shouldn’t be touching it, actually.” She quickly retracted her hand, unsure if the stone would crumble under her touch, or curse her for daring to lay a finger on it.

Edric glanced at his sister, then back to the mural, “You- you don’t think he might have been telling the truth, do you?”

Hooty craned his neck, eyes wide, “You don’t mean-“

“He could actually be the King of all Demons?” Emira finished in shock, the three turning to cast their eyes on the small demon, who stood majestically on a pile of rocks, wiping at his wet eyes that he denied were from tears, but rather bone dust from his enemy’s remains irritating them. Behind him was another mural of what they now believed his uncursed form looked like, posing just as triumphantly as he currently was.

Luz and Amity continued to look around the place, practically bending over backwards to see the large murals on the walls fully. It was then that Amity caught sight of another sealed area of the castle, a hole in the ceiling that had obviously been built, yet was filled with rubble. “What’s up there?”

King scratched at his chin, thinking hard, “I don’t really remember. I just remember some muffled roar, probably some minion or something praising my name.”

Neither human nor witch were able to respond to that before being knocked aside by Hooty, who started declaring himself King’s most faithful and loyal servant. As Amity laid flabbergasted on the ground, she became even more confused when Ed and Em joined the bird tube, throwing themselves at King’s feet.

“Spare us, o’ mighty conquerer! We did not know what we were saying when we doubted you!” Edric lowered his head, pressing a kiss to King’s clawed toes.

“We were totally joking about how small and pitiful you are, and never meant anything by it!” Emira insisted, giving a nervous chuckle. “I like my head where it is, so please don’t execute us.”

King was surprised, but delighted by this turn around, “Well…. Okay, but only after a little more groveling. And a pledge of eternal servitude! That second part is really important, my minions.”

Amity stood back up, a look of disgust on her face as she watched her siblings beg for forgiveness. She quickly helped Luz back to her feet, and went to scold her brother and sister for shoving them aside when a clicking sound caught her and Luz’s ears.

Turning, they looked as one behind them, to an empty corridor. “Did you hear that, Luz?”

The witch nodded, and gave a hum, “I was just about to ask you the same thing.”

Seeing as King was too busy regaling the others with tales of his gory days, and wanting to show off his throne of teeth, the two girlfriends were left alone to investigate, walking hand in hand and trying not to tremble from the spooky atmosphere, or the chilling draft that came down the path they followed.

Stepping into the corridor, Amity felt her disgust come screaming back to her as she saw what appeared to be open tombs, sarcophaguses standing upright and each filled with one of the crescent shaped beings from the castle's murals.

“What are these things?” Luz asked, half in wonder, half in distaste as she eyed the almost skeletal remains covered in cobwebs, and dust from ages past.

Amity pressed herself to Luz’s side, gluing herself to Luz’s form and hoping that kept the goosebumps forming on her flesh at bay. It was a nice attempt, but they remained, her hair standing on edge, “I think these are the remains of King’s supposed minions...”

They came to the end of the hall, which opened into a small round opening, filled with more sarcophaguses. Squinting their eyes into the dark depths, wondering where that hissing noise could be coming from, they took catalog of the tombs contents, flashing their lights over each, until they landed on one that was barren and empty of any occupancies.

A thud sounded behind them, and the two yelped, quickly turning just in time to see the silhouette of one of the same creatures scurry off on all fours in the direction of the others.

A pit of dread filled the girls as they chased after it, only to lose sight, it vanishing just as they returned to the main hall where King was treating his captive audience to a history lesson about some of his dealings and how he ruled.

“We need to go, now!” Luz cried, putting a stop to King’s tyraid.

Ed and Em looked at each other, “but, we were just telling our new lord and master that we’re sure to find some way to reinstate his reign here. Then he can take down that Belos guy, and we can all live happy, healthy lives, not being tracked down by his guards!”

“This isn’t the time for your newfound sycophantic behavior!” Amity hissed.

“If we don’t get out now, we’re all gonna die!” Luz wailed, trying to get them all moving.

“Oh, they must have seen the hall of monsters! Don’t you two worry, nothing here can hurt you!” King assured, giving a wave of his paw to try and convince them, at least until the hissing that Luz and Amity had heard began to echo through the chamber.

They shined the light above them, cautious and quivering in the dark as the spotlight landed on the creature. A sickening monstrosity of what looked like stone and animated muscles hung from the ceiling like an insect, head cocked and beady eyes stalking them below. Its head twisted and cracked as it eyed its prey, and a clicking noise came from its depths.

Luz and Amity didn’t waste any time, Luz scooping up the tiny tyrant and bolting, followed behind by Amity, who had taken each of her siblings by the arm and started dragging them towards the direction of daylight, Ed and Em screaming their heads off the whole way.

They were forced to a skidding halt when the beast leapt, landing right in front of Luz and blocking the way out. Its thin frame towered over the girl, and its claws stretched and lengthened before taking a swipe, which she dodged, if just barely. Another swipe came down, but she deflected it with Owlbert, the force of the blow making her slide backward.

Amity came in next, furious to see her girlfriend attacked, and sent a series of spiked ice at the monster with her glyphs. The monster was pinned momentarily, but its wounds opened wider and allowed the spikes to pass harmlessly through its body, making the righteous fury leave Amity’s body, instead replaced by icy dread in her bones. With the creature's attention on Amity, Luz took that time to use Owlbert to summon fire, hoping to burn the creature to cinders, but any flesh the fire claimed was quickly regenerated, the creature simply too durable to stay down.

Amity took off her backpack, tossing it to Emira to hold so she could more easily scrounge through its contents. While she searched, Ed did his best to help, by means of siccing Hooty on the monster, the House Demon swooping in and distracting the beast, but unable to put a lasting dent in it any better than Luz’s fire.

Realizing that nothing they did was capable of hurting the monster, Amity, with shaking hands, pulled forth her Abomination flask, and uncorked it. “Abomination, rise!”

A large Abomination squeezed through the bottle's lip, fully formed and ready to obey. Amity pointed a trembling finger at the creature out of her nightmares, “Abomination, contain that thing!”

Quick to respond to its orders, the Abomination charged, tackling the creature with its gooey body and imprisoning it in its torso’s depths. The monster shrieked and thrashed, slashing at the purple Abomination that held it down, striking at it with a hand that was formed with an axe, but the Abomination kept regenerating itself much like the beast had against the flames. Even so, Amity could tell it was losing the battle, “Come on, let's get out of here!”

Daylight was so close, they could practically feel its warming rays, but that’s when hope ran out. The creature tore through the Abomination, escaping its hold and hurtling after the teenagers and King of Demons with inexplicable speed, putting itself in between them and the exit. It cast its eyes on all of them, landing back on Luz, who still held King tightly in her arms, and it raised its axe hand to the sky, ready to strike, far too fast for any of them to defend against.

Only for a large hunk of feathers to barrel into it before it could bring its hand down, knocking it aside as teeth and claws descended, sinking into the creature's exposed muscles. “You stay away from my kids!” A Beastial roar sounded, Eda’s growls making them all breathe a sigh of relief.

That wasn’t all, as another figure joined the teenagers, ushering them to safety, “Come on, lets get outside. We’ll be safe there!”

King perked up in Luz’s arms, as quickly as Luz herself stiffened, “Gam Gam?!”

Luz forced a smile, showing off too many teeth to be natural, “Grandma Gwendolyn! What are you doing here?”

The old woman patted her granddaughter on the head, smiling brightly herself, “Oh, I was just making a social call to your mother’s house, and was wondering where my Grandchildren were. Edalyn was quite worried when she saw your note about where you’d left off to.”

King leapt from Luz’s arms and into Gwen’s, as once more she hurried them towards the exit. Leaping over the remaining rocks in the way, they climbed through the hole King had made when they arrived, waiting patiently and worriedly for Eda to join them.

“Shouldn’t we get farther away?” Emira asked, worried about Eda but unwilling to put herself in harms way if she didn’t need to.

“We’ll be safe here. Edalyn told me it can’t escape the tower, see, the magic symbols carved into the doorway?” Gwen pointed to the markings Amity had admired, with the others sighing in relief after hearing those words.

Inside, Eda tore into the creature, hoping against hope to put it down for good, but with each slash across its flesh, it recovered, tendons reforming as undamaged as if she’d never struck it at all. “It’s been a while since I was here last. You’d think you’d have got a hobby or something in all that time. I took up revenge myself, it was nice, you should try it!”

She slammed down the bulk of her form on top of the monster, then turned around, spreading her wings and taking to the air, putting as much distance between her and it as possible. If it wasn't going down, she’d at least get out of the building before it could cut into her itself. If she lost a wing, she wasn’t growing it back.

Below her, the creature had already risen to its feet and was racing her to the exit, hoping to cut her off. Eda growled, pushing herself to go faster, to push past her limits, only to realize at the last second she wasn’t going to fit through the hole with her wings spread out. Pulling them tight against her body, she dove instead of flew, barely making it through the hole unscathed and crashing fast first into the dirt outside.

“Ugh… whoever said any landing you can walk away from is a good landing needs to be strung up and zapped with curses…” she groaned, pulling herself off of the ground to look behind her and see the creature standing, glaring at her with its beady, emotionless eyes as it was unable to chase her past the entrance.

Amity was still recovering from their escape, breathing heavily, when Luz’s hand met hers, wrapping around it tightly and pulling her away. Getting some distance between them and the others, Luz stopped, looking jittery as she looked past Amity and at her grandmother. “Luz? Are you- no, asking if you’re okay is dumb, you’re not, we just got chased by a monster. Something else seems to be bugging you though.”

Luz leaned in and hissed in a low voice, “She can’t know!”

Amity blinked away her confusion, “Who can’t know what?”

The pressure on Amity’s hand tightened, Luz’s lips in a tight line as she answered, “My Grandma. She doesn’t know about my curse, and she can never know. So shhh, okay? Can- can you pass that on to the twins?”

Amity squeezed Luz’s hand back, taking note that this was an entirely different reaction than she had to the idea of telling Gus and Willow. Where she’d been emotional and afraid, here she was anxious and on edge. Amity didn’t understand what was so bad about the woman knowing, but she didn’t ask, not here at least, and just gave a simple nod. Luz’s shoulders sagged, and she gave Amity a grateful hug and a kiss on the cheek.

“Oh my,” Gwen’s voice rang out, making the two jump apart. Luz quickly grabbed the gem pinned to the front of her chest and pulled it off, stuffing it deep into her hair before her Grandma could notice and call attention to it. “Oh, I didn’t mean to interrupt you two dears, it’s just…”

Gwen looked between the two, the kiss, the hug, them still holding hands, “My little Luz got herself a girlfriend? Oh, I’m so proud of you! Let me get a look at you, sweetie.”

Amity could only describe what happened next as assault, Gwen taking Amity’s face in her hands and moving it around to get a good look at her, pinching her cheek and brushing fingers through her brown locks. Amity officially had enough, prying herself away from the older woman when she’d started tugging on Amity’s ears

Gwen laughed at Amity’s attempts to get away from her, and nudged Luz, “Oh, you’ve found a good one, Luz. She’s feisty.”

Despite her discomfort, Luz still looked pleased with herself that her grandmother approved. Amity, shaking off her own embarrassment from being manhandled by the old lady, held out a hand, “my name is Amity. It’s very nice to meet you, ma’am.”

Gwen cooed, clapping her hands together, before taking Amity’s and giving it a hearty shake, “And so polite, too! It’s very nice to meet you, dear, you can call me Gwen, or heck, Grandma if you want to, since you’re so, er, close to the family.” She wiggled her eyebrows, making the two girls blush.

Amity tried to calm herself, only used to this kind of talk when the twins were trying to tease her and not wanting to appear so flustered. Gwen continued, “And a human too! I haven’t heard about humans being on the isles in so long.”

“Other humans have been here?” Edric interrupted, stepping forward.

“Did they ever make their way back?” Emira asked, eager to find out the answer from this strange new person who stumbled into their lives.

“I think we have more important things to worry about, like what was that thing, and why was it in my castle?!” King butted in, pushing past the twins. “My Gam Gam is here, and I want to show her where I ruled from so she can be proud of me!”

He found himself scooped back up into Gwen’s arms, “Oh, I’m always so proud of my little man!”

King flailed in her grip, “No, wait, not in front of my minions! They must fear me!”

He was promptly set back down, where he began to brush himself off, “Alright, first things first, we need to go back in there and kick that monster out! I will not be treated like an intruder in my own castle!”

“King-“ Amity interjected, not sure how to say this next part without crushing the little guy, “That thing has a magic spell that keeps it inside… It’s very likely that you are the intruder.”

King looked up at her, hurt and confusion in his eyes, “W-what do you mean? This is my castle!”

She bent down to his level, “King, I’ve always been straight with you that I never bought your King of Demons thing, so I’m going to keep being straight with you. Those runes, the murals, they’re old. Very old. Old enough that I doubt they could have been made about you.”

“You- you think I’m lying?” King’s voice broke as he looked up at her in disbelief, “I take you here, show you all this proof, and you still don’t believe me?”

“You aren’t lying, King,” Eda spoke sadly, her large form entering his frame of vision. “You just… you don’t know the truth, is all.”

He looked up at her with wide eyes as she sat on her haunches. With a sigh she began, “It’s time I told you how we really met…”


Eda explained everything. How she’d been on the run from the Emperor’s coven and needed a place to lay low. How the boiling rain drove her into the castle when she’d stumbled onto the island. How upon stepping foot inside the tower she’d almost immediately run into a baby King, who built all the little rock statues they had seen inside of the ruins. How she’d rescued him from the same creature that attacked them today and took him home with her, but that his horn had been broken in the escape.

How everything in his life was a lie that Eda had helped perpetuate, because it had made him happy.

Eda pulled out the half of his broken horn he’d lost all those years ago and handed it to King, a series of early childhood memories flooding back to him. “My armies… my feasts… my life…”

He chucked the horn away in a panic, backpedaling as tears pooled in his eyes, “Keep that thing away from me! It’s messing with my head!”

Luz looked at her mother in disbelief as her story wrapped up, not knowing what to do with the emotions that bubbled inside of her at this reveal. Instead she focused on King, reaching out towards him, “King, it's- it’s gonna be okay.”

King’s voice was broken as he tried his hardest to hold back dry sobs, “Y-You're all just making fun of me, like usual, right?” When none of them could answer him, he began to hyperventilate, repeating a mantra of “No, no, no,” before turning away and sprinting into the growth of the surrounding jungle.

The others called after him, but he gave no reply, even the sound of his sobbing disappearing as he put distance between them.

The group sat in despondent silence for a long moment, the events of the day catching up to them. Amity had no idea what to do, caught in her new family's drama with no solutions to fix it popping into her mind, while the twins stayed quiet beside her. Gwen’s lips were pursed, and eyes downcast, while Eda sat, unable to look at any of them.

When Luz turned back to them, forcing her eyes off the spot King had last been visible, there were furious tears in her eyes and she pointed an angry finger in her mother’s direction, “you!

Amity unconsciously took a step back at the fire in Luz’s eyes, only ever having seen Luz like this once before, the day after Lilith was revealed to be the one who cursed her mother and they were planning Eda’s rescue. This time though, that fury was directed at her mother herself, who didn’t back down, and could only hang her head in shame as Luz stomped over to her, getting right up in Eda’s face.

“You lied to him! For his entire life!” Luz yelled, making Eda flinch, “And you dragged me into it as well! You made me complicit in your lies!”

Her jaw clenched so tightly Amity could hear it creak, “How could you, Mom? What kind of person does that?”

Eda didn’t defend herself, couldn’t even meet her daughter's eyes, “I know, Luz. I know, I screwed up, big time. This is probably one of the worst things I’ve ever done, and the worst part is I did it to the two people I care about most. But you can yell at me later, right now, we have to find him before he gets himself hurt. He’s a small little demon in a very dangerous jungle right now.”

Luz’s cheeks puffed up angrily, like she wanted to continue fighting, but Gwen laid a hand on her shoulder, “She’s right, Luz. King is more important right now. Let’s focus on that first.”

It took a moment for Luz to stop trembling and nod, and together they began their search.

Hooty was weeping, and Edric was right alongside him, “I feel terrible for teasing him about this so much!”

“Is this what regret feels like? I HATE IT!” Hooty wailed, collapsing his neck over Edric’s shoulder.

Emira couldn’t find it in herself to mock them for crying, feeling awful herself, “Come on, you two, the faster we find him, the faster we can apologize.”

Amity pushed through the branches of the jungle, trying not to get caught in any vines, “It’ll be alright, you guys. We’ll find him eventually.”

They fanned out, searching every inch of the jungle, calling out for King as they went and received no reply. Eventually, all paths led back to the beach, where finally King was spotted, sitting by himself on a log, sniffling and wiping at his face with his claws.

Luz stepped forward to talk with him, but a taloned hand held her back. “I’ve got this, kiddo.”

Luz looked at her mother skeptically, anger still bubbling just under the surface, but Eda shot her a look, “I mean it. I’ll take care of this. I haven’t always been the best mother, and… it’s time I remedied that.”

Eda walked past the others, who took a step back to give the two some privacy as Eda tried her best to sit beside King on the log, it sinking deeper into the sand under her weight. The cursed witch and the demon sat there, looking out into the ocean, until Eda breathed out, “I’m so sorry, King.”

King’s voice cracked from shed tears, “So it’s all true? I was never the King of anything, was I? I’m just some nobody.”

Eda pursed her lips, and jostled him with her paws, “Hey, don’t ever talk about yourself like that in front of me. Just because you’re not a King doesn’t mean you’re a nobody. I think you’re pretty damn important, just by being in my life. You’re way more important to me than any old king could ever be.”

Taking her claw, she carefully wrapped it around King, bringing him closer to her, “When I took you in, I had no idea how important you’d become to me. You’re a part of my family now, and I never should have made up that story about you being royalty. It just made you so dang happy, and I couldn’t resist your adorable face.”

She sighed, “That doesn’t excuse any of it, though. What I did to you was wrong, on so many levels. I always told myself I’d be a better Mom than my own, and yet here I am, screwing my kids up in new and inventive ways she could never have thought up herself in my attempts to never be her. Isn’t that funny, in the worst way?”

King wiped at his tears, “You lied to me, and you had Luz lie to me, and I got so angry at the only people who ever bothered telling me the truth because I didn’t want to believe it. I don’t know what to do, I’m so mad at you, and I can’t tell what’s real or what’s fake anymore. I’m so confused, Eda!”

Eda scooped King into her arms, doing her best to support him and herself while sitting on her haunches, “I know. And for what it’s worth, I’ll be there to help you figure everything out, if you’ll let me. Because I love you, King, and I want to make things right after hurting you so badly.”

She hugged him tightly, and let him cry until he got everything out. “Come on, how about we head home, and I make you some of your favorite fairy pie?”

King nodded shakily, “I’d like that. No more secrets or lies between us from now on, right?”

Eda smiled, gently raking the back of a solitary clawed finger down the side of his skull, “I promise. Only the truth from now on.”

Their tender moment however, was ruined by a roar on the horizon.


As Eda walked away, the small group of teens, bird tube, and old woman stepped aside to give them some privacy. Gwen gave a happy hum to see King was safe, “I’m glad those two are talking things out. It’s healthy for a relationship between parents and children.”

Luz didn’t bother to point out the hypocrisy of her statement, instead sitting on a stump as she tried to get a handle over her emotions. Deep inside she could feel the Owlbeast acting up, and while she was still mostly safe from transformation, having taken an elixir a few days previously, high emotions, particularly anger or panic, could tip the scales in favor of the Owlbeast acting up, and she couldn’t exactly wear her gem right now to detect when an attack might flare up.

With everything calming down, Gwen addressed the oliphant in the room, the twins, “I’ve been meaning to ask, but who exactly are you two? Are you two friends with Luz?”

Thankful for any change of conversation, especially one where they might be able to liven the atmosphere, the twins brightly answered, “Yes we are!”

“We’re also Amity’s older brother and sister!”

“We’re kinda stuck here at the moment, seeing as the door back to Earth doesn’t technically exist in this dimension anymore-“

“-But Eda has been nice enough to allow us to live with her, along with our sister!”

Gwen glanced between both of them, who talked in sync, then laughed, delighted, “Oh, did you two practice that, or is that just a talent?”

The old woman paused, placing a finger on her chin, “Wait, did you say your sister lives with Eda? Isn’t that a little inappropriate for her and Luz’s ages?”

Amity didn’t want to give her siblings any ammunition, and hurriedly interjected, “Yes, we live together, but we were like that before we started dating! I’m Eda’s apprentice, you see, and uh, well, I can assure you we’re not doing anything we shouldn’t be, and-“

Gwen pat Amity’s shoulder, amusement on her face, “Well, as long as I don’t become a great grandmother anytime soon, things should be fine.”

Ignoring Amity’s sputtering and red face, Gwen turned her attention back to the twins, “You know, I might be able to help with some information. I mentioned earlier that I’ve heard a bit about humans on the isles before, and I might be willing to trade what I know for a favor or two…”

The old woman grinned slyly as the twins' expressions lit up, “Anything! We’ll do anything!”

Luz’s ears perked up as they spoke, her own face burning at some of Gwen’s comments, but she was too busy stewing to interject. But she knew her Grandma, and it seemed like-

Gwen pulled some rope out of her hair, tossing it to the twins, “Okay, so, first I need you to tie this to a tree, and help me set a trap!”

The twins were confused at the statement, but were too desperate to argue, tossing the rope above them and around a tree branch. Luz, however, knew exactly what was going on. Standing from her seat on the stump, she stormed over to her Grandma, just as enraged with her as she had been with her own mother a few minutes prior, “What in the world do you think you’re doing?!”

Gwen turned to face her granddaughter, a smile on her face, “What I’ve always set out to do! Cure your mother of her curse, which really, if she’d just let me help her she wouldn’t be covered in feathers right now. See, I met a new healer, named Wortlop, and he can perform miracles-“

“I don’t care about whoever is scamming you this time!” Luz hollered, marching over to Ed and Em and yanking the rope from their hands, winding it up and tossing it into the bushes, “You’re really going to do this here, and now, while we’re on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere, right after King has had a breakdown?”

Gwen’s smile was forced this time, now that Luz put it like that, “Well, you see, your mother is very wily, and I’ve been having trouble pinning her down. She’d never expect this here, and-“

“Wait, shouldn’t you be happy with a cure, Luz?” Ed asked.

“Yeah, aren’t you also- mmmph!” Amity made a cutting motion across her neck for them to stop talking, something they missed but Hooty caught, and the ever faithful House Demon quickly covered the twin’s mouths before they could finish that thought.

Seeing how wrathful Luz appeared with her actions, Gwen tried to play another card, “I don’t know what’s gotten into you, dear. I’m just doing what any mother would do, Luz, you’ll understand when you’re older, and-“

“Enough!” Luz cried, her fists clenched tight to her sides, body shaking, “I don't want to hear any more excuses about being mothers to excuse things! My Mom just showed that she screwed up big time, but at least she isn’t covering for her actions! She’s owning up to it!”

The witch thrust a finger in her grandmother’s face, “You say you’re trying to be a good mother, but you haven’t once mentioned Lilith since you got here! An entire other child, who lost her job and is on the run from the law!”

Gwen’s mouth twitched, too shocked to stick to one expression. She’d never seen Luz act like this before. “I- I’ve no idea what you mean. Lilith is a big girl. She doesn’t need my help anymore. Your mother does, with her curse-“

“She’s supposed to be living with you!” Luz cried, “She took half of the curse before she left, and Mom sent her to your house, and you haven’t even checked on her? You haven't checked in on Grandpa once, in all these weeks, either?”

Luz’s feelings on Lilith were complicated, to say the least, but for Lilith to be mostly alone during this tentative time, waiting for her first transformation, Luz didn’t want that even for her worst enemy, much less her once beloved Tia.

Gwen gaped at Luz, who wasn’t backing down, “Well? Do you have anything to say for yourself? Mom doesn’t want your help! We don’t want your help!”

“Luz!” Amity called out, trying to snap the girl out of her rage induced shouting match.

Luz shot her a glance, eyes maddeningly angry, but ultimately ignored her, turning to stare Gwen down, but Amity tugged on her sleeve, pulling the full force of Luz’s attention onto her girlfriend, “Luz! You’re arms!”

Luz looked down, staring with wide eyes at the feathers that were beginning to sprout from her exposed skin, and the anger faded into something far worse. Panic set in, and she began to yank at the growths, which only started sprouting faster until they covered every inch of her brown skin, “No, no, nononono, not now! Not here! Not in front of her!

Gwen covered her mouth, shaking her head in disbelief as Luz began to lose more and more control, her body twisting and changing, bones cracking as they morphed into entirely new shapes and positions. Amity had already faced this particular Owlbeast once, and knew exactly what they needed to do. Run.

“Come on, we have to go!” Amity yelled, scooping Owlbert up off the ground and grabbing Gwendolyn by the arm, pulling her with all her strength, the older woman nearly tumbling to the ground, legs wanting to give out as she watched her grandchild turn into a monster before her.

The twins needed no further direction, turning and bolting in the opposite direction as quickly as possible, putting some much needed distance between themselves and the creature that had taken their friend’s place.

Amity cursed herself for not bringing any elixirs on their journey, as Luz let out a mighty roar.


Eda galloped as fast as her four legs would carry her, King clinging to her back, riding her like a noble steed. The two burst into a clearing, almost colliding head first into the twins, Amity, and Gwen, with Eda looking frantically for Luz’s head of short brown hair in their little group.

“Where is she? Where’s Luz?!” Eda demanded, and their silence confirmed her worst fears. “Alright, fine, don’t panic, I always keep an elixir on me, just in case, we’ll be fine, just give me a mome-“

Eda stuck a clawed hand into her hair, digging through it and pulling out articles of junk and random trash she’d stored, but no elixirs. She kept searching, until her hair was empty and the jungle floor was littered with various items, yet still no golden potion was among them.

“I don’t understand, I always keep a few on me for emergencies, what could have-“ Her eyes narrowed, and she turned her gaze to Gwen, “What. Did. You. Do?”

For once in Eda’s life, Gwen had the decency to look guilty, flinching before she answered, “I- I may have… removed your elixir stash while we were mid flight on the way here… and dumped them into the ocean.”

A bestial growl emitted from Eda’s throat and she bared her teeth in frustration, “Do you have any idea what you have done?!”

“I was just trying to help!” Gwendolyn argued, “Don’t you know what they put into those things? The Potion Coven makes a mint pushing those things on people like you, instead of properly healing them, and I just-“

“Just what? Wanted to force me into accepting another of your cockamany cures?”

Gwen cowered under her daughter's biting comments, “I- I didn’t know Luz would be like this! Why didn’t anyone tell me she had the curse as well?”

“Why? How about I ask you this instead? When was the last time you came over just to visit her? When was the last time you didn’t try to rope her into one of your hairbrained schemes that make her uncomfortable because she’d rather you just left it well enough alone? How many times have you said in front of her that you wanted to cut this thing out of me, and haven’t taken no for an answer?” That last one was aimed at a particular moment in Eda’s own past, one that Gwen knew well. The Clawthorne matriarch clenched her eyes closed as Eda spit out, “I ran away from home at her age, and you’ve only gotten worse as I’ve got older. You just don’t learn anything, and now we’re hours away from the mainland, with no way to turn Luz back because of your own Titan damn selfishness and refusal to believe in modern magic!”

Gwen stood shaking, having gone through her second tongue lashing in only a few minutes, the harsh reality of how much she’d pushed her daughter and her family away in her single minded pursuit and denial. Eda huffed, fine with this outcome if it meant Gwendolyn would stay out of the way. Once more, the Blight children were caught in the middle of a family feud that had existed for longer than any of them had been alive, and could only watch.

Amity didn’t know what to do. She couldn’t leave Luz here on this island, but she couldn’t cure her either. Her glyphs were too limited, her Abominations too frail, and her siblings couldn’t help either, but she was still the first to stand on her own two feet and be by Eda’s side. She trusted her mentor to come up with a plan. “What do we do, Eda?”

“I don’t know, Boots.” Eda admitted, making the girl's heart sink. “But we have to try something.”

“We’re right with you, Eda.” Edric volunteered.

“Right behind you.” Emira agreed, walking past Gwen’s prone form, nose turned up at the old woman.

“Porta-Hooty reporting for duty!” Hooty announced, peering over Ed’s shoulder.

“We’ll bring her back,” King spoke softly, running a claw through Eda’s hair from his place on her back

It wasn’t much, and they didn’t have a plan, but Eda had worked with less before. “Thanks, you kids. Now let’s go save Luz.”

“Edalyn, wait-“ Gwendolyn called out, her back turned to them as they started to walk away from her.

“I don’t have time for your apologies, Gwen,” Eda cut her off, but Gwen fought to be heard.

“You’re right. I haven’t always been the best mother, nor the best grandmother, and it’s time I remedied that.” She turned to face the others, expression determined, but her eyes worried, “If you’ll allow me to help fix my mistakes, that is?”

Eda’s feathers ruffled to hear her own words used against her, and she couldn’t really turn down the help. “Fine. But if I see one bottle of snake oil, I’m leaving your ass here on this island with only that giant unkillable cockroach for company.”

Gwen agreed to those terms, “That’s fair. I’m a Beast Keeper by trade, I’m sure with my knowledge and your experience with the curse, we can work something out to capture and contain your daughter until we can get her some elixir. The Owlbeast is nocturnal, correct?”

Eda scoffed, rolling her eyes, “Well, duh. Owl is in the name. What gave it away?”

Amity seemed to catch on to what Gwen was trying to say, “It’s still bright out. It’s got to be what, midday? Hours away from sunset, at least. And she didn’t try to follow us after she transformed, so she isn’t hunting us like last time.”

Edric mouthed ‘last time?’ at Em, his face dumbfounded. Emira could only shrug back, equally disturbed to hear that piece of information and wondering what else their sister hadn’t told them about her girlfriend.

Gwen nodded at Amity’s observation, “She’ll want to get someplace dark, as quickly as she can.”

“And someplace high up.” Eda added, flittering her wings. “It’s a bird thing. We like trees, but being so huge, the Owlbeast will settle for the tops of buildings, or anything else it can find that’s tall. It’s just instinct over preference.”

“Maybe like the top of the castle?” King suggested, looking over and past Eda’s head to the main tower, visible from almost every point of the island.

Eda paled, “And to get to that, she’s going to have to go through that thing inside of that place.”

Amity mounted Owlbert, her feet already hovering a few inches off the ground, “Then what are we waiting for? Let’s go save my girlfriend already!”


The Owlbeast slunk in the darkness, her excellent eyes giving her an advantage over most other creatures. She sniffed at the air, moving slowly, silently, not making a sound. There was something else in her territory, something other than the other, older Owlbeast, and she wouldn’t stand for either of them.

The entirety of these ruins smelled like death and decay, masking the other monster, but she knew it was here, waiting for her. Luz had seen it, and through their connection, strained as it was, the Owlbeast had learned of it too. She just needed to be quiet, and hunt like she always did. She would find it, then she would kill it, then she would eat well and sleep until night came, and hunt some more if it suited her.

Unbeknownst to her, her presence had already been detected, no matter how quietly she stalked these halls. Slinking up in the ceiling, just out of sight above her head, the insectoid creature hunted her in turn, watching for a moment of weakness, when the Owlbeast’s guard was down.

She sniffed, black eyes narrowing, and with a snarl she turned her face upward at the creature above her, who pounced.

She slashed with claw, tearing through muscles like a hot knife through butter, while the creature slashed at her face, leaving a shallow cut across her cheek. The creature healed, the Owlbeast did not, drops of blood dripping down her face. Angered by her wound, the Owlbeast surged forward again, biting down hard onto the creature's shoulder, hoping to draw and taste blood of its own.

The monster before her refused to bleed, no matter how deep her teeth sank, but neither could it remove itself from her jaws. It formed its free arm into a crude cudgel, and began hammering against her side, bruising ribs and whatever else it could reach in an attempt to free itself, yet the Owlbeast sensed no panic or fear emanating from it.

Her prey was more like a rock and less like another beast. She got nothing from it, and that was beginning to frighten her.

Releasing her grip on its shoulder, she sprung backward, putting distance between them while she had the chance, wincing as her sides protested the movement.

“Now, while they’re apart!”

The Owlbeast screeched and clenched her eyes shut as the room was suddenly illuminated, a bright wall of fire appearing between her and her prey, keeping them away from each other. Orbs of light joined the fire, further blinding the Beast, who flapped her wings to try and bat them away.

Eda flung herself forward, once more tackling the protector of the castle to keep it away from her daughter, “Try and get Luz contained, quickly! I’ll hold this thing off!”

Before the Owlbeast was a familiar head of brown hair, one her host cared deeply for, but she cared nothing about. The human was just going to cage her again. Amity tossed her staff to her sister as she rushed at the beast, glyph in hands.

Emira caught Owlbert, holding him stiffly in her hands, “What am I supposed to do with this?!”

“Just keep the wall of fire going! Focus on that, and Owlbert will do the rest!” Amity yelled back, reaching for a plant glyph so she could attempt to wrap Luz up in vines.

“What about me?” Edric argued, his hands empty.

“You have Hooty!” Both his sisters shouted back.

Edric sulked, “Right, I have Hooty…”

“I could use some help over here!” Eda called out, the creature using its superior speed to keep out of her reach. It was bad enough her slashes weren’t causing it permanent damage, but now she was hardly touching it.

“Hoot hoot, on it!” Hooty called back, dragging Edric along with him as he answered the call to action, wrapping himself around the guardian.

Amity activated her glyph, sending vines shooting out from the ground and around the Owlbeast, “I’m sorry if this is uncomfortable, but it’s for your own good, Luz!”

Gwendolyn was at her side, King dogging her footsteps, “Very good, Amity! Hold her still and I’ll try and cast a sleep spell on her. That should knock her out long enough for us to get her some help.”

The old woman summoned her staff, the large Hawk sitting on top cawing as they began their spell. From the circle they created a noxious gas began to form, filling the air around the Owlbeast’s feet.

The Beast’s eyes widened, intelligent enough to understand what was happening to her as drowsiness set in. She thrashed, throwing herself against her bindings, screeching loud enough everyone had to cover their ears, until she managed to free a single paw.

“She’s going to escape!” King exclaimed, rushing towards the beast, ignoring the calls of the others for him to stay back.

The tiny demon climbed up on top of Luz’s cursed form, gripping her feathers tightly, “Luz, come on! We’re just trying to help you! You have to calm down, and-“

Luz began to thrash, trying to knock King off of her back, but the demon held on tightly. With one claw free, she tore into the vines holding her back, roaring freely as her wings broke their restraints, and with a flap she started sending the sleeping gas away from her, dissipating it. She was outnumbered still, and so drowsy, she needed to escape and they all knew it. They all tried to stop it. Amity tried more of her glyphs, but the Owlbeast was ready, cutting down any vines sent her way before they could tangle her up. The wall of fire was easy to ignore, once she took to the air, and there was nothing the others could do to keep her from flying away as she ignored their calls.

Her eyes blinked tiredly as she flew upward, trying to spot the entrance to the tower above her. She could be safe there, they couldn’t get her there. The entrance was crumbled, stones blocking the path, but she was too tired to care, careening right towards the rubble.

“Luz! Luz, you’re going to crash!” King bellowed from on top of her back, yanking on her ears in an attempt to steer her away, but she wouldn’t be swayed. His cries could be heard far below, the Creature battling Eda and Hooty craning its head up to follow the sound of his voice. With a ear splitting shriek, it abandoned its fight, leaping onto a pillar and taking off after the Owlbeast.

“Oh no you don’t!” Eda growled, chasing after it herself, while the others tried mounting the palismans available to them.

The Owlbeast’s body crashed into the stone with enough force to shift the rock. The delicate balance keeping them in place was broken, and the rubble came loose, crashing to the ground below with a thunderous noise that shook the entire castle down to its foundation. King barely managed to hold on, jostled by the crash as the Owlbeast began to fall with the stone, only to find her second wind, and pushing forward she flew back up into the hole in the ceiling.

Her strength was leaving her though, wings injured from the crash. As she flew vertically up the tower, she drifted to the cylindrical walls, sinking all four claws into them and choosing to climb the rest of the way up, a task that wasn’t easy with all the injuries she’d sustained.

The Owlbeast reached the top, panting and tired, from the gas or from the crash, no one could tell. She had made it to the tower, and that was all. She could rest here, and recover.

“Luz!” King’s voice echoed off the walls as the Owlbeast collapsed, falling unconscious on the cold stone floor. The demon hopped off her back, shaking her shoulder, worried tears in his eyes, “Come on, Luz! Tell me you’re okay. You just hit your head, or something, right?”

Behind him, a figure leapt from the hole, landing hard on the ground and tearing King’s attention away from Luz. The castle’s guardian was here, its arm already forming into an axe before King’s eyes. It seemingly ignored him, only having eyes for the Owlbeast, stalking forward as if it hadn’t spent the better part of its day repeatedly being torn to shreds.

King felt dread clinging to his heart. What could he do to stop something like this? It shrugged off even the most powerful spells his friends could throw at it, recovered from Eda’s mighty claws. He was powerless, not even a king, how could he hope to stop it?

Still, Luz was depending on him, so he threw himself directly in the creatures line of sight, arms spread wide to protect Luz, even as the axe was being brought back to swing, “Stop! I- I won’t let you hurt her! I won’t let you hurt anyone!”

His eyes shut tight as he waited for the blow that would end his life. Even if it only bought Luz a handful of seconds, those seconds would ensure the others got here to save her, and he made peace with that trade. His life, for hers. She was always the one who believed in him, it was time he repaid the favor. A King laid down his life for his subjects.

Death, nor pain came, though. King cracked open an eye, just in time to see the guardian lower his weapon, and get down on one knee, bowing before King, much to his shock.

“I- well, an hour ago I’d have loved this, but now I’m just confused…” He admitted, tapping his claws together.

No sooner had the creature lowered his arms did the others make it up from the bottom of the pit, landing beside the still guardian, who didn’t move, flinch, or otherwise acknowledge their presence. Eda tapped at its head with a claw, eyebrow raised, “Well, this is… weird.”

With that threat taken care of, her first order of business was taking care of Luz, “How is she, what happened?”

King explained that she’d just collapsed, as Gwen fretted, examining Luz for any harm. The old woman sighed in relief, “I think she just inhaled just enough of my sleeping spell. We should have her looked over when we get back home, but I think she’ll be fine.”

Amity pushed herself past Eda and Gwen, sitting on the floor and lifting Luz’s large head to sit on her lap. Her cursed girlfriend snorted in her sleep, Amity brushing the ruffled feathers out of her face. When she saw the other staring down at her, she blushed, “What? The floor is hard and cold, I don’t want her to have to lay on that.”

“You are so whipped,” Edric chuckled, at the same time Hooty said, “that’s so considerate of you!”

Emira looked around the empty, circular room, out of breath and tired of yet another day of almost dying multiple times, “I can’t be the only one disappointed that this place is empty, right? Like, I was hoping this would be the treasure room or something.”

“Yeah, for a castle, this didn’t have a whole lot in it,” King agreed, “Which just goes to show it couldn’t have been mine. If I was the King of Demons, this place would have been full of treasure!”

He casually leaned against one of the walls, which rippled with magic the moment he touched it. A crack appeared, a door opened, and he stumbled and fell as the wall he was leaning against was no longer there, sending him tumbling into a new room, one with a light shining through a hole in the roof, and plant life growing, forming cracks in the walls.

At the center of it all, was the remains of a shattered eggshell.


When Luz woke, it was in her own bed. Her body was sore all over, and she couldn’t remember how she’d got that way. At least, not until the fog in her mind began to fade and she sat up, remembering how she’d transformed in front of the person she wanted to the least.

“Ahhh!”

Amity heard Luz’s cry and raced into their shared bedroom, a box of medical supplies in her hand, ready to take care of any pains her girlfriend was going through. Instead, she found Luz staring and pointing at a motionless figure that loomed in the corner, Amity breathing a sigh of relief.

“Luz, it’s okay, it’s just Jean Luc.” She tried to calm the other girl down, but realized Luz likely had no idea what had happened after she’d transformed, or why the guardian of the castle was in her bedroom.

“Where’s King? Is he okay? Why is that thing here? Oh, Titan, Grandma Gwen saw me transform, my life is ruined!” Luz spoke frantically, Amity having to physically restrain her.

“Luz! You need to lay down! King is fine! Jean Luc is harmless right now, and I swear we’ll explain everything, but Camila will kill us both if you get out of your bed right now.”

Luz froze up, tensing at that name. “Mama’s here?”

Si, mija, I’m here.” Camila’s voice came from the doorway. She invited herself in, stepping beside Amity to inspect her daughter's wounds. “When you arrived, you were pretty beat up, and still in your other form. Thankfully you were out like a light, so I could help heal you a little, but your ribs are still bruised, and you have a minor concussion. You’re lucky my Beast Healing magic works on you.”

Luz was even more confused, looking between her Mama and Amity. Before she could ask what had happened though, Camila reared up, crossing her arms and glaring daggers at her child, “I don’t know what in the world you were thinking, Luz. You leave to go to an uncharted island, without your mother or I’s permission, nothing but a note, and not thinking to take any of your medicine with you? And on a school night? You could have been hurt, or killed, or got someone else hurt or killed!”

Luz shrank, slowly hiding herself under her bedsheets at her mother’s tirade, “I’m sorry, Mama, it’ll never happen again-“

“You’re right, it’ll never happen again. You are going to be grounded. So don’t even think about leaving this bed, because you aren’t leaving your room for the rest of the day!” With that all out, Camila breathed, then wrapped Luz up in her arms, giving her a gentle hug. “I was so worried about you when they called me. Never do that again, you hear?”

Luz nodded, hugging her mother back, “I won’t. I promise.”

Their hug was interrupted when Camila’s scroll poofed into existence in front of their faces, alerting the witch to a new message. Camila sighed, and took the scroll, reading through it once, eyes widening, then rereading it twice.

“Is something wrong?” Amity asked at the concerning look on Camila’s face.

“No!” Camila replied quickly and unconvincingly, “No, it’s just, there’s an emergency I’m needed for back at the Beast Healing clinic, I’ll need to head out immediately. I’m sorry I couldn’t stay longer.”

“That’s okay, Mama, I’ll see you soon, right?” Luz smiled up at her.

Camila looked a bit guilty, “I’m sure you will. I’ll let you know, okay? You may need to stay here for a few more days longer than usual, but I’ll make it up to you, I promise.”

Both teens frowned as they looked at each other, wondering what kind of medical emergency required a few days of Camila’s time, but didn’t question it. Camila quickly bid them farewell, pressing a kiss to both of their foreheads, earning a bright smile from Luz and an embarrassed, if pleased, blush from Amity at being included.

“You’ll take care of her while I’m away?” Camila asked Amity, who gave a nod and lifted her medkit. The Beast Healer nodded, trusting Amity to stay by her daughter’s side in her absence.

Camila opened the door, only to see Gwendolyn on the other side, one hand raised to knock, the other arm holding King to her chest. The two women stood awkwardly, mouths agape, before Camila gave a polite, if cold, greeting. “Gwendolyn.”

Gwen’s lips formed a thin line, and she avoided Camila’s eyes, “Camila. It’s nice to see you again.”

Camila didn’t respond to that, clearly not sharing the sentiment, simply brushing past the woman that had nearly been her mother-in-law without another word. Gwen stepped into the room with a sigh, “I suppose I deserve that, after all the years I spent dismissing healers as money grubbing scammers…”

Luz gulped as her Grandma stepped closer to her, doing her best to smile down at the bedridden child, “Luz, I’m happy to see you’re awake.”

Luz frowned, hands tightly clenching her bedsheets. Amity stood protectively by her girlfriend's side, watching Gwen like a hawk. Gwen breathed in through her nose, and set King down, then sat at Luz’s feet. She took a moment to think about what she wanted to say, then, “I’ve been a pretty terrible Grandma, haven’t I?”

Luz bit her lip, but let Gwen continue, “I was so obsessed with fixing something that couldn’t be fixed, that instead of supporting you and your mother, I only made you both feel threatened, uncomfortable, and ashamed. And I am so, so sorry, my dear, because that was never my intention.”

She reached out gently, slowly, and took Luz’s hand, giving it a pat, “I want you to know, I love you. All of you, even the cursed parts. And I’m done falling for every scam in the book chasing after fake cures. I’m done hurting my family when I should be here helping them. I hope someday, you can forgive me for what I’ve done to you.”

Luz felt her throat tighten, and she threw her arms around Gwen’s neck, fighting back sobs. The old woman wrapped her arms around her granddaughter, smiling through her own wet eyes as Amity breathed out, giving King a thumbs up.

Gwen spoke to Amity this time, “And don’t you worry, I’ve told your brother and sister everything they wanted to know about getting you three home. About Titan’s blood, and a book you might be able to find at the Library.”

Amity nodded in acknowledgement, not bringing up that she herself had no intention of ever returning to the human realm at this moment.

Luz broke the hug after a few minutes, wiping at her eyes, “Okay, I’m still so confused. Can anyone tell me what happened while I was out? How long was I out? And… King, did you grow a new horn?”

King shook his head, pointing to a shallow crack where his horn had originally been broken, “Nope, I had Amity help me glue the old one back on! And while it turns out I’m not a King, I might be a prince!”

He took off his collar, showing off the carving work he did on the surface of the tag, the symbol he’d seen repeated all over the castle’s interior, “See, I found this chamber that only I could open, with my old egg in it, and Jean Luc obeys my orders, so of course I brought him back home, even though he doesn’t work here… But I might have a Dad out there somewhere, and this carving might be my name!”

Luz blinked, mouth hanging open as she looked at Amity, hoping any of this made sense to her, because it certainly wasn’t making sense to Luz. Amity however, was busy looking at the collar, face scrunched up in concentration, just like it had at the castle’s door. Finally, something clicked in her brain, causing the gears to turn. “Circles… inside of circles…”

“What?” The other three asked at once, looking at the human as if she’d lost her mind.

Amity gestured at the collar, “Circles inside of circles! Glyphs! Inside of other glyphs! Maybe that’s how I can make new spells! Combining them to make newer, better, stronger spells! This could change… everything!”

Amity dashed away from Luz’s side and over to the desk, grabbing a pen and paper as she began to frantically and messily write down her ideas and how these glyphs could be bound together. Luz stared at her, then looked to her other companions, who looked just as lost as she was, “Oh, good, now we’re all on the same page, I thought I was just missing something again.”


Gwen landed in front of the little cabin she called home, which she hadn’t set foot in in nearly a year. She’d been so busy, scouring every inch of the isles for a cure in that time. Time utterly wasted, when she should have been here at home. To her delight, the house looked exactly as she left it, not a flower out of place in her garden, not a rock moved. Dell was always good with the yard care.

As she approached her own front door, something inside of her tensed up as she remembered Luz’s words. That Lilith had come to live with them, and that she too suffered under the curse. Would Lilith have told her had she been here to welcome her? Or would she have kept it hidden, as Luz had, until she couldn’t any longer?

She had done her girls so wrong before, she had so many years to make up for. More years than she had left, if she were honest. Still, it was never too late to start, to try to make right by her children. So she opened the door and stepped inside.

Sitting at the table they all used to gather for dinner in better days, sat her eldest daughter, Lilith, just as Luz had told her, as well as her own husband, Dell. The two looked up at her as she walked in, and she felt more than a little guilt as she saw her husband's face again. His once bright orange mane of hair had long turned grey, and the scar over his eye had faded with age. He’d taken care of their home in her absence, like he always had, never a complaint to be heard despite how lonely he must have been waiting for her to come back from gallivanting across the countryside looking for any cure she could get her hands on.

Lilith didn’t look her best, grey in her hair, glasses on her face, with clothes that hung off her frame in a way that suggested she’d recently lost weight. Her body trembled, and the empty vial of elixir on the table in front of her told a story that she too had transformed today, or at least partially underwent the process before she could drink her medicine.

Dell had a hand tightly gripped on his daughter’s shoulder, helping keep her steady in her chair, only reinforcing that fact in Gwen’s mind. She took a hesitant step forward, then another, until she was in full stride and beside her daughter, cupping a cheek with her palm and lifting Lilith’s face to meet Gwen’s own eyes.

“Oh, sweet flea… You don’t need to worry anymore, Mama’s here, and… I’m going to do right by you. I’ve learned my lesson, and we’ll make sure you have as much elixir as you need, okay?”

Notes:

A/N: I really wanted to do another combo chapter, combining the scenarios of two episodes of canon into one big chapter, and man, I didn’t plan this one out enough beforehand. It ended up being almost twice as long as I ever expected it to become, and took me days and days to get through. So much work!

But, it’s done. And I hope you all enjoy it, because I certainly do.

Despite being on the TallAmity side of the debate, I will admit that if Luz has Eda as her Mom, she’s likely to be taller than Amity. But only in that scenario! Luz should be short and adorable in all other incarnations!

Gwen is a hard character to write, because she is everything I hate in people during her episode. It’s hard for me to balance out making her a sympathetic mother who is just trying, genuinely, to do what she thinks is best for her kids, and also not bashing her for being such an unlikable person while doing those actions.

I cried during my first viewing of Echoes of the Past. No shame. Alex Hirsch did an amazing job voicing King during his emotional breakdown and it brought me to tears. I still stand by the idea that that is Eda’s worst crime in the show, though. What she did to King was incredibly cruel, but in a way I felt I could tie that to Gwen, and how she does what she does to try and make Eda happy. Eda just doesn’t buy into Gwen’s delusions, while King does buy into Eda’s.

If Luz’s anger seems a little out of character, remember that Lilith’s betrayal and secret keeping is still fresh for her, and now she has to deal with her Mom, and Grandma on top of it.

If anyone is confused about the timeline of events, since I bring up the past a lot here, I’ll spell it out. When Luz was six, Eda left, looking for revenge. She didn’t know where to start, and didn’t have the Owl House yet, having been living with Camila, so moved in with her parents. Made up with her dad, and had her Mom do whatever she wanted in the hopes for a cure. After a few weeks, she got sick of it and left, even more disillusioned than ever with her Mom, eventually moving into the Owl House. As she looked for revenge, she ended up needing to hide from the EC, and found King. Shortly after finding him, she made visits to Luz and Camila, but mostly kept her distance. They didn’t start fully splitting custody of Luz until five years had past and Luz was 11-12ish, in which case Eda gave up looking for the person who cursed her so she could be more active in Luz’s life.

I also skipped over King’s final memory scene, because it played out more or less exactly like canon, with King realizing the room he was in was important to his past. While there would have been a handful of differences in how he comes to that conclusion, a lot of the dialogue would more or less end up the same, and this was already such a long chapter that I didn’t bother.

I love reading comments! Feed them to me, they nourish me.

Chapter 20: Shhh, Be Vewy, Vewy Qwuiet…

Notes:

… I’m Hunting Palismans, huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

You do not want to know the odd series of ideas that brought forth the Elmur Fudd title of this chapter.

To anyone wondering, “What, no ‘Through the Looking Glass Ruins’ in this AU?” Don’t worry. The timeline of events are changed a bit, since I don’t want every episode to be in the exact order. I totally planned it this way. It’s not like I forgot the episode order and accidentally swapped their places in my mind until it was too late to change things to the proper order because of plot related stuff I added to this already completed chapter, or anything.

It’s an AU, it doesn’t need to be all in order! Yeah, I’ll just hide behind that excuse for the dozenth time…

My thanks to everyone contributing to the The TVTropes page. I check it out after every chapter and you guys keep adding to it, which makes me feel very happy. I love that website.

Also, I’m… basically done with 2A at this point. I need to finished the last chapter, and do my edits, but after this chapter goes live, expect updates to come at a faster pace than they have been. I’ll go back to my usual twice a week schedule instead of once a week.

EDIT: It’s recently come to light that Willow’s Dad’s names got mixed up. I have since changed Gilbert’s name to Harvey in this chapter, after it was revealed on twitter that it was an error with the credits. Gilbert is the dad with glasses, Harvey is the one with the beard.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Hunter bleakly exited his Emperor’s chambers, glad to have his expression hidden behind his mask. That was the last of their Palisman stock they had from confiscated stores. Not a single wooden pigeon or slug remained, and that spelled trouble for the leader of their country, who due to the stress of ruling, combined with the rebellion, and the trying to work on making another portal door, had gone through their stock faster than he normally did.

The Coven Heads gathered for today's meeting were quickly dismissed. They weren’t needed here any longer, having duties to prepare for the upcoming day of Unity. Whenever that day even was to happen. They were facing a considerable setback without a portal door.

His fist clenched as he thought of that human girl. Amity Blight. He hadn’t had the chance to meet her, to repay her for what she’d done, despite his best efforts to entice her into a trap. No, those other two human buffoons had irritated him instead.

As the Coven leaders left one by one, he thought and schemed. He needed to find a way to ensure his Emperor would remain healthy for the foreseeable future, and he needed to do it fast. He had an inkling of an idea, of a plan, but all he had were rumors to go on, and even then it was risky.

“Kikimora,” He uttered, much to the surprise of the short demon.

The older woman narrowed her eyes, craning her neck up at him. Not an easy task when she hardly met his waist. “What is it, Golden Guard?”

“The Palisman stores are empty. We’ll need to run a mission for emergency restock.” He stated plainly, gloved hand gripping his staff tightly.

Kikimora eyed him suspiciously, “And I suppose you just expect me to sit here while you claim all the credit? Is that it?”

She bared her teeth at him, her small tusks hardly visible under her collar. Their rivalry was well known, a constant battle for their Emperor’s trust and affection. However, the mission Hunter had in mind was bigger than either of them.

“No,” he broke the silence that lingered after her question, “I expect you to be ready to go by nightfall. Rally your men and meet me at the front gate in an hour and we’ll discuss the mission in more detail.”

He stalked past her, taking a slight bit of joy to see the shock in her eyes from his statement, even if the idea of working together with her made his skin crawl something fierce.


Amity floated in between the waking realm, and the land of dreams. Her blankets were warm and toasty, the pillow beneath her head like a cloud. Her pajamas clung lightly to her skin from the perspiration that came with sleeping through the humid weather that accompanied the early autumn of the Boiling Isles.

Her mind flitted through dreams, on the edge of reality as the sunlight peek through the window and landed on her spot on the floor beside Luz’s bed. It was there that a weight pressed itself to her chest, sitting just above her heart.

“Mmm, Luz,” She murmured sleepily, a smile gracing her lips, unsure if this was real life, or simply fantasy, “You're such a cuddle bug…”

Any bliss she may have felt shattered along with her dreams as a sharp pain slashed across her cheek. Her eyes flew open as she held in a cry, sitting up and knocking whatever had been on her to the floor. Her hand slapped over her wound, and while it was shallow she still felt the tell-tale dampness of blood oozing from the cut. “What the he- hey!”

“Meow!”

Before her, looking unconcerned with the damage she’d just caused, was a small white cat, licking her paw, likely the one she’d just cut Amity with. Amity took one look at her, and did what any other sensible person would do in her situation. She freaked out, “Cat!”

Blankets and pillows were scattered as she tried to put some distance between herself and the likely rabid beast. She scrambled to her feet, climbing up into Luz’s bed and cowered behind her girlfriend's weary form, the witch wiping sleep from her eyes at Amity’s outburst.

Below them on the floor, the cat just looked up at the two blankly, unconcerned with Amity’s freak out.

“Uhh, what time is it?” Luz groaned, blinking, then realizing Amity was in her bed with her. Any chance to be flustered was thrown out at the look of raw panic on Amity’s face, “What is it?”

Amity pointed past her and down onto the ground, the cat unmoving. Luz lit up like a Christmas tree(or perhaps the Demon Realm equivalent), immediately psyched to see the animal in her room. “Ooh! Gato bonito!

While Amity cowered on the bed, Luz lowered herself to the floor, calling out to the kitty, hand outstretched, “pssppssppsspp!”

“Luz, you need to get rid of that thing, right now!” Amity begged, even as the cat eagerly climbed into Luz’s arms, purring up a storm and rubbing her head against Luz’s chin.

Luz’s brow furrowed in confusion, “But why? Look at this little baby, she’s harmless!”

Amity stared at the little demon, glaring daggers, “I’ll have you know, I’m highly allergic to cats! They make my eyes all red and puffy, and I sneeze, and my throat gets all swollen, for days at the slightest whiff of their fur!”

Luz continued to pet the cat, staring at Amity as if she’d grown a second head, “You’re not doing any of those things now.”

The human girl opened her mouth to argue, only to realize Luz had a point. Amity felt fine. Not even a hint of sniffles even after it had been on top of her. Still, she knew better than to trust cats, no matter how cute they were. No, this one was just deceptive, that was all.

Seeing as Luz didn’t seem to have any intention of putting the cat down, but at least respected Amity wanting to keep her distance, they were at an impasse. Luz just smiled brightly, holding the cat tight to her chest, “Come on, let's go see if we can find some breakfast! I’m sure the kitty here wants some grub, too!”

The strangeness of the morning didn’t stop at that though, because as soon as Luz opened the bedroom door, a honk greeted her, and a goose with a bell in its beak waddled in through into the room, looking up at both girls with glossy eyes. “Uh… weird,” Luz uttered, sending a glance at her girlfriend. Amity just shrugged. Together they slide past the goose, who upon seeing Amity’s blankets strewn across the floor decided to build a nest with it, pulling it around itself.

The hallway wasn’t much better, hosting a variety of animals that wandered about as if they owned the place. Many of them were unlike anything Amity had ever seen. A crab-like creature with eyes on its claws walked sideways on its spindly legs, then toppled down the stairs it couldn’t see coming. Down the stairs the living room had a herd of creatures, ranging from plants with faces, to a thing that looked like a dog, all gathered together on the couch.

Even the kitchen had been taken over, a tiny chimera and a large bumble bee flying around and getting into everything.

“When did we open a pet sanctuary?” Luz wondered aloud, looking around at them all in awe.

“I don’t know, but my money is on Edric being behind this,” a disgruntled voice echoed from the kitchen table. Emira sat there, still in her nightgown with her hair a mess of bed head, a half eaten bowl of sugary cereal in front of her that was being eaten out of by some kind of chameleon.

“Totally not me this time,” Ed’s voice answered from outside, ringing in through the opened kitchen window, “Not that I’m complaining!”

Taking a peek outside, Luz and Amity paled as they saw the entire yard was crawling with animals, Edric racing around and trying to give each and every one of them his undivided attention. The two girls gazed at one another, Luz opening her mouth first, “Let’s go find my Mom!”

The witch sat the cat down on the table, it joining the chameleon in drinking the milk from Emira’s bowl, much to the girls irritation, and together Luz and Amity bounded back up the stairs, hammering on Eda’s door and then opening it without waiting for the go ahead to enter.

“Mom!” “Eda!”

“Shhh,” Eda replied, her back turned to them both. She was out on her balcony, sitting in a ray of sunshine, a claw extended. In her palm sat Owlbert, hooting up a storm, the cursed witch giving the occasional nod or grunt in reply.

Amity flinched as something rubbed against her leg, and looking down she suppressed a grimace as the cat once more was at her side, rubbing its body up against her leg. It took all her effort to hold back the tingling in her spine over the action, her entire being wanting to kick the cat away before it could send her into a sneezing fit that lasted a week.

Eda and Owlbert appeared to have finished conversing, prompting Luz to step forward and ask, “What’s going on, Mom?”

Eda turned to face them, her expression grim, “Owlbert here has explained as best as he can, but it would seem these are refugees from the Bat Queen’s forest.”

It took Amity a moment to remember who that even was. Eda had watched her kids once, weeks and weeks ago, and had been rewarded richly for it. “What do you mean? How are a bunch of small animals refugees?”

“These aren’t just animals, kid. These are Palismans, like Owlbert.” Eda explained, taking a step forward and lifting the cat up in her claws carefully. She lifted one of its paws, showing a slot that was infixed into it, “they’re made of palistrum wood, a rare and powerful substance that’s heavily regulated these days due to it almost going extinct a few decades ago. These guys all used to belong to someone, as a staff.”

The cat evidently didn’t like being held by Eda, thrashing around to get out of her grip until the witch placed her back down on the floor, where it began to nuzzle Amity’s leg again. Amity glanced down at it again, realizing that since it wasn’t an actual cat, that would explain her lack of reaction to it. Its fur couldn’t irritate her if it was made of magic wood.

“Alright, so, these guys are all magical pets made of wood. What does that have to do with the Bat Queen?” Amity asked slowly, still not happy to have a cat, even one made of wood, all over her.

“The Bat Queen is an incredibly powerful entity. You should at least know that by now. She’s been rumored to use that power to harbor damaged, wronged, unwanted or just plain orphaned Palisman.” Eda explained, “No one really knows why, but she keeps them safe, takes care of them.”

“So, what’s going on that has turned these guys all into refugees?” Luz asked, not masking her worry over what had driven these adorable creatures from their homes.

Eda frowned, “that’s what we’re going to go find out. I’ve had to make Hooty cough up three of these guys already, so they aren’t safe here, and while this is just a pit stop, things might get worse for them the next place they find to rest.”

Eda looked away from the kids and back to the cat, “Hey, you, Furball, think you can lead us to the Bat Queen?”

Amity thought it was kind of ridiculous they had to ask a cat to be their guide, but this was the Demon Realm. She looked up at them with her big blue eyes, Her tail flickering as she opened her mouth and gave a meow of affirmation.

Or, at least, they all assumed it meant yes.


The Bat Queen’s forest wasn’t far from the Owl House. All of these Palisman had to walk through the night to reach them, after all, and their legs were a lot shorter than Amity’s. Still, the walk was just long enough for her feet to start to become sore.

“Do you think we can trust Ed and Em to keep Hooty from eating any more of these little guys?” Luz asked as they trudged along, stepping into the forest proper and under the shade of its trees.

“Em, not so much, but I’m pretty sure Ed would die before letting any of them get hurt. He really loves cute animals. Besides, they have King there to boss them around.” Amity assured her. Edric’s joy that morning hadn’t been exaggerated in any way, her brother was likely in his own version of paradise. Their parents never did let him keep any pets as a boy, and he seemed to be taking this as an opportunity to make up for that.

The cat in front of them looked behind at those words, as if filing them away for later. With another meow she bounded forward, leaving the girls and Eda to speed up, trying to keep the cat within their sights.

Eda glanced up at the branches above them, lines of worry creasing her face, “I don’t like this. It’s way too quiet here. Whatever has happened is driving away more than just the Palismans, the normal animals are all scattered as well.”

They continued to travel deeper into the forest, the branches and overgrowth beginning to blot out the morning sun above them. Despite it being day, visibility was as poor as night in the deepest parts of the forest, perfect for someone like the Bat Queen and her children.

Suddenly, their guide stopped in her tracks, fur on end as her back arched, a hiss escaping her feline throat. Tensed, Eda lowered herself to the ground in a pouncing position, while Luz gripped Owlbert in her hands, her pointed ears twitching for any sounds.

Amity herself was armed with a glyph in either hand, one ice, the other a plant. Fire didn’t seem the wisest when the trees were growing so thick, which sorely limited her already small list of options. The cat Palisman continued to hiss, yet the group saw and heard no one. Until a twig snapped just to their left.

Luz swung her staff, shooting a crackling wave of energy out of Owlbert’s eyes, while Amity slapped the plant glyph against a tree, animating the branches above and making them swoop down to entangle their target. A flash of white was all they needed to see before she placed the second glyph, pulling up a wall of ice between her and the Emperor’s Coven goons, who seemed to be sprouting up like mushrooms from behind the trees, silver masks and empty eyes threatening them.

Eda snarled, turning her head to their right and finding another small group of soldiers heading their way. Her feathers flared upward, making her appear even larger, a few of them falling back at the fearsome sight alone and she charged, trusting her kids to watch her flank.

Taking care of the goons wasn’t a particularly difficult task, even with their numbers. Despite supposedly being chosen as the best of the best, the Emperor's Coven was mostly filled with the offspring and other relatives of higher ups, the nepotism making them far below usual standards. Amity was almost thankful for the sheer level of corruption that had sunk its teeth into the Empire, if only because it made the troops enforcing it’s might incompetent and unable to stop literal school child.

These guards seemed to sense they were on the losing side, being blasted left and right by spells from Amity and Luz on one side, and tossed aside like rag dolls on Eda’s, and they began to retreat, but not before one of them dove forward, after the cat of all things. She mewled and hissed, making her distaste known and scratching at her captor, but her claws couldn’t make it through the guard’s uniform despite her best efforts.

Amity, while not liking cats, was certainly not going to stand around and watch the poor thing get manhandled, especially since they needed her as a guide to the Bat Queen. While her hands were busy with her glyphs and the other guards, she thankfully thought far ahead enough to strap her Abomination flask to her hip for this trip, wanting to prepare for any type of situation. Taking a moment to uncork it, she summoned forth one with her words, “Abomination, fetch that cat!”

As the guard struggled to keep the absolutely frantic cat still as it struggled, he was completely blindsided by the golem of goo that stumbled up slowly beside him, until he face planted right into the towering Abomination’s chest. He looked up at the Abomination, mask covered in purple sludge, while the Abomination looked down on him. They continued to stare at each other for a moment, as it sunk into the guard’s head just how screwed he was. That was soon proved when the Abomination slunk a fist back, then slammed it into the guard’s face, sending him and the cat flying into the air, the cat gracefully landing on her feet while the guard fell face first to the ground, crumpled in a heap with his rump in the air.

The cat seemed just as displeased to be picked up by the Abomination, though she at least didn’t try to claw its eyes out. When the fighting ceased, the cat found itself placed at Amity’s feet, goo caught in all the fibers of her fur, which no amount of shaking got rid of.

Amity snorted at the pure indignation on the feline's face, “Just, wait a second, would you?” She laughed, opening up her flask again and absorbing the Abomination, plus any of the goop still remaining on the cat, leaving her fur pristine and white as snow once more. The cat still licked a paw, rubbing it against her face to groom herself, as if Amity hadn’t done a good enough job or had missed a spot, earning another amused huff from Amity.

Luz looked at her girlfriend with glimmering eyes, earning a flat, “What?”

“You’re getting along so well now, it’s just so cute!” Luz insisted, smiling brightly.

Amity puffed up her cheeks in mild annoyance, “Nope, nu-uh, no way. We’re not keeping this cat, Luz, stop getting attached.”

Eda rolled her eyes, “I second that statement, in case either of you forgot, you live under my roof. I’ve already adopted enough strays, I’m not adding another.”

The cursed witch gestured for the cat to continue leading the way into the forest, and she did so with a strut in her step. Amity suppressed a groan, not understanding how Luz could fall for such a pompous, self important creature as a cat.


It was at least another twenty minutes of weaving through trees in almost pure darkness before they arrived in a clearing. Though calling it a clearing was probably a bit too generous. The trees were spaced out more, but the canopy above them was still thick enough to keep out any sunlight, the group having to rely once more on the ever trusty light glyph to be able to see into the depths of the forest.

The cat scampered to the center of the clearing, sitting down and clearly waiting for something, while Eda, Luz and Amity nervously shifted, waiting to see when this Bat Queen would show up.

And show up she did, her large form sweeping in from the shadows before slamming heavily into the dirt below them, her weight making the ground shake. Amity and Luz nearly toppled into one another, while Eda did her best to steady herself on all fours.

“Who are you being? Why have you come here?” The Bat Queen demanded in her thick accent, Amity gulping at the ferocity in her voice, resisting the urge to back away. She could see why the being before her was called the Bat Queen, if her mere presence made Amity want to bow her head and beg for mercy.

Eda held up a clawed hand, trying to signal they meant no harm. “Whoa, whoa! We came here with a guide! It’s me, Eda Clawthorne? The Owl Lady? I babysat for you once?”

The Bat Queen narrowed her eyes, but did take in that the cat Palisman was with them. She lowered herself a little lower to the ground, speaking directly to the cat, “Little Ghost, you have returned? So soon? Things are still not safe, but you may wait with the others if you wish to remain.”

It was at the mention of others that made Luz realize they weren’t alone. Nudging Amity, she gestured with her head to the darkness that surrounded them, and all the eyes that glistened in the light of their orbs. Dozens of small figures were watching them, likely what remained of the Bat Queen’s palisman friends she protected.

Turning her attention back to Eda, the Bat Queen spoke once more, “You be looking very much different than I remember, Owl Lady.”

Eda nodded, resisting the urge to roll her eyes at the obvious, “Yes, well, that’s what happens when your body has been overtaken by a curse. Sorry I can’t be my usual beautiful self.”

“Don’t be, I prefer you this way,” the Queen stated plainly, “Much more suited to your name. Strong, too. Almost as big as I. Now, why are you here? This is my domain, and I have not called for you.”

Eda continued to speak on all of their behalf, and for once Luz and Amity had no objections. “Well, all your little buddies ended up trying to crash at my place. I just came to figure out what was going on before even more of them showed up. I’m not running a bed and breakfast, you know?”

The Bat Queen seemed to ponder over Eda’s words, then accepted her answer. “Late last night, many of the Emperor’s guards appeared at the forest edge. They came for the palismans under my protection. They have stolen many, keep them in cages. I order many to leave, the ones who stay want to fight.”

The answer was curt and to the point, with Eda rolling her eyes at the obvious response, “Yeah, we figured they were after them already. We were ambushed shortly after entering the forest ourselves, and they were more focused on getting their hands on your little pussy-cat there than fighting us. What I’d like to know, is why?”

The Bat Queen looked down on the three of them, as if judging their trustworthiness. Beside her, the cat, who she had called Ghost, meowed, and despite it meaning nothing to the witches or the human, the Bat Queen listened intently, before heaving a sigh large enough to make the trees shake. “This is just rumor, but…”

The three inhaled as one as the Bat Queen bit her lip, then explained, “They say the Emperor, he requires the palismans. Not to arm troops, or give to citizens, but to consume.”

The two girls made faces of disgust, while Eda scowled. The Queen continued, “I am no stranger to consuming the life essence of creatures. Am Bat, as are precious babies. I feast on blood of many things. Yet not kill, not if can be helped. Life too precious. Belos is different. He consumes with no regard to life. Palistrum wood has grown rare under his reign, staffs not passed down in families as they once were. He eats them, and people must make more. Then he eats those as well.”

Luz paled at the very idea of someone eating a palisman, much less so many they were quickly becoming endangered. At the end of her staff, Owlbert gave a unsettled hoot, and she was quick to lower him into hugging distance, brushing fingers over his feathers to provide comfort to her friend.

Another snap of a branch alerted them, their small party twisting around to attack whatever Coven Scout had been foolish enough to set foot in this place. A thousand tiny eyes glared at the newcomers, the branches the palismans rested on rustling dangerously. These were the ones who had elected to stay behind to fight, after all, and they wouldn’t go down quietly.

“Those aren’t just uninstantiated rumors, they’re all very much true,” A voice spoke from the trees, hidden in shadow, “We have our sources that confirm it to be so.”

“Come, show yourselves,” The Bat Queen ordered, spreading her wings, “Let me see the faces of those who would enter my woods before they are to perish.”

The figure remained silent, but stepped out from behind the tree with their hands raised. They were garbed in a black and red uniform, a masked affixed to their face, hiding their identity, but their figure gave away they were a woman. Dark skinned, with brown hair, face covered in a mask, she was flanked by two more figures in the same outfits. The first was another woman, smaller by a hair and clearly the younger of the two, while the second was a man, who’s beard awkwardly poked out from behind his own mask.

“We mean no harm, Bat Queen, we are the-“

Said royalty narrowed her eyes, “Yes, yes, I know who you are. I admit, I liked you all better when you resembled my namesake better. Now you be more fitting for Ghost.”

The woman grimaced, which wasn't hidden behind the open mouth of her cat mask. Whereas the older Bat masks had been eerily realistic and creepy, these were more cartoonish in their design, making the group look a lot less threatening than the BATs they had started out as.

These were the CATs, the Covens Against The Throne, if Amity guessed correctly. They were a subdivision of the BATs, and now made up the main bulk of the rebellion that was sweeping through the Empire, following the orders of the mysterious leader of the BATs that had made their public appearance on the day of Eda’s petrification.

The woman in charge of this squad grimaced, “well, we’re-“

She seemed to see who exactly was in the clearing with herself and the Bat Queen and coughed, before resuming again with a suspiciously deeper voice, “We’re currently in the middle of rebranding, and it’s left us all in this awkward middle stage.”

“It’s like witch puberty, but for our public image,” the younger woman of the group spoke up, barely hiding her smirk, while the man beside her just frowned and elbowed her to keep quiet.

“What matters-“ The leader interrupted, speaking over her subordinates, “is that we’re here to help, in any way we can.”

The Bat Queen didn’t seem impressed, but was not ungrateful for the offer either. “Three witches are not much in the face of dozens of Empirical Guards. But is more than I had minute ago. I accept your offer of assistance.”

Her eyes narrowed dangerously, and her aura was deadly serious as she spoke her next words, “But if you harm one hair on palisman friends, I will feed you to my babies, and you superiors will know the wrath of true Bat.”

The message seemed to be received, the woman gulping nervously at the threat. With a side glance at each other, Luz and Amity as one lowered their staff and glyphs respectively, allowing the CATs to enter the clearing fully. The three newcomers approached slowly, hands visible for all to see, until they were standing beside Eda in front of the Bat Queen.

“So,” Eda asked, fighting to keep her expression plain, “What do I call you three?”

The leader tensed, a bead of sweat forming under her mask, “You can call me… Milly.”

It took all Eda had to not snort in amusement. The younger girl behind Milly grinned excitedly, “and you can call me Puddles!”

The nervous bearded man clasped his hands together in thought, “Just call me Beard.”

At the looks the others gave him, he faltered, “What? It’s no worse than any of you chose!”

“Enough,” The Bat Queen silenced them. “We not have time for silly games. Not while Emperor’s Scouts are in forest. We make plan of attack now, yes?”

“Yeah, sure,” Eda shrugged, “Just… give me a sec.”

Turning back to the kids, Eda called out, “Luz, Boots, why don’t you guys go out a ways and keep an eye out for anyone trying to ambush us?”

Luz pouted, holding Owlbert to her chest, “but I wanted to help plan stuff!”

Eda smirked, “Just go on, this will give you two a chance to test out that new glyph combo stuff Amity was putting together.”

The two girls glanced at each other, then back to their mentor and gave a nod, “Alright. Give us a call when you’re ready to share the plans, okay?” Amity said, before taking Luz by the hand and leading her away, their backs disappearing into the web of trees. After a moment of deliberation, the cat palisman, Ghost, trotted after them, returning to Amity’s side, much to the girls' bemusement.

“That was not necessary,” The Bat Queen insisted, “Have many palisman on watch duty, they alert us of danger from high up in trees.”

“And yet, both us and these guys managed to make it here without you knowing first,” Eda pointed out, the Bat Queen conceding to her point. “Besides, I really just wanted them out of earshot for this.”

Eda turned her back on the Queen, narrowing her eyes at ‘Milly.’ “Really? You think going with your least favorite pet name was going to keep me from finding out it was you? I knew the second you were in eyesight, Camila.”

The witch winced, then grabbed the edge of her mask to pry it off her face. Camila Noceda had the decency to look sheepish under Eda’s gaze, “Do you think Luz knows?”

Eda rolled her eyes, “The kid wouldn’t know if you asked her how her day was, and if she was keeping away from the dairy, as long as you were wearing the mask. And speaking of kids…”

Next to get a glare was Puddles, who tensed, but forced a playful grin to mask her dropping confidence, “You’re that griffon girl that’s in Luz’s friend group at school. Didn’t think the rebellion was taking literal children into their ranks.”

Viney took off her own mask, peeved to have been found out, but not masking the fury in her eyes, “I’m not a child! And if you think I’m just going to sit back while any animal needs my help, I’ll, I’ll-!”

“Call for your mommy?” Eda suggested.

“Like you have any right to speak about children, Eda,” Beard interrupted sharply, “While I agree that Viney shouldn’t be out in the field, that isn’t my call, but you brought your daughter and your ward out here? Volunteered them to help fight?”

Eda had to bite her tongue, because as much as she hated to say it, he did have a point. Still, she looked him up and down, squinting as she tried to figure out just who exactly was speaking to her. “Wait a minute… Harvey? Harvey Park?”

The man seemed surprised she recognized him, and like the others he took off his mask. His cheeks were red and flustered to have been found out as he brushed his fingers through her beard.

“Wow,” Eda breathed, “I mean, wow! Don’t take this the wrong way, Harv, but I never expected to see you being rebellious. Your husband, maybe, but-“

“I did it to keep Willow out of this,” He snapped. “She was in the middle of it all at your petrification ceremony, and I knew the seeds had been planted. So, I joined to make sure she couldn’t. I get to help make this country a better place, and keep my daughter safe at the same time.”

Eda could understand him snapping about her kids being here now, if the only reason he’d put on the mask was to keep his daughter safe. Still, she didn’t like her parenting being questioned, but she could drop it for now. Instead, she turned her attention back to Camila, “So, what about you? You were never the particularly rebellious type. And why the secrets?”

Camila rubbed her arm nervously, biting her lip, “Well, We’re not really supposed to advertise that we’re part of the rebellion, of course…”

“Cut the crap, Cam,” Eda stated plainly. When the woman stayed silent, appearing flustered, something clicked in the Owl Lady, who began to cackle. “Oh, I see, you didn’t tell me because you were afraid I’d approve. And then it would feel wrong because if I’m on board, it must be a bad idea!”

“I joined to make the world better for Luz!” Camila insisted through clenched teeth.

This just made Eda laugh even more, “oh, I never called into question your motivation for joining, just why you didn’t say anything! And that isn’t a denial!”

The Bat Queen, tired of these games, flapped her wings and sent a gust of wind that nearly swept the entire party off their feet. “Enough chit chat! Planning! Strategy to overcome forces threatening my forest just be put in place, yes?”

The two witches at least had the decency to look sheepish, having forgotten the entire reason both of them were there. “Right, planning, we can do that.”

As the Cat masks were placed back over their faces, Viney was glad it hid her eyes, she was rolling them so hard at her superior.


Luz tried her best to not make it obvious she was staring, hiding her grin behind her free hand as she watched Amity and Ghost interact. As much as Amity pretended to still dislike the palisman, she was clearly growing fond of her enough that she let her walk by her side without further complaint. The fact the two wore almost identical resting expressions was the icing on the cake for the witch girl.

Still, they came out here to do a job, and it looked like they were working beside the BATs/CATs now, which was an incredibly exciting prospect for both of the girls. They were helping to assist the largest rebellion to spread across the Isles since Belos’s reign had first been established. It made Luz want to bounce on her heels, to finally have her calls to adventure answered.

Beside her, Amity stood still and held out a hand to stop Luz in her tracks, putting an end to Luz’s internal squees of joy. Together the two stood still, waiting for a sign of movement. “Someone is watching us,” Amity warned, and Luz responded by tightening her grip on Owlbert’s shaft, prepared to strike. They still weren’t far from the Bat Queen’s lair, so if the Coven Scouts had managed to breach this deep, they risked losing the forest entirely.

The sound of tweeting met their ears, and their eyes were cast upwards. A single red cardinal, missing an eye, was looking down on them from a tree branch, singing a little tune in their direction, making both girls breathe a sigh of relief. That’s who had been watching them.

The cardinal spread his wings and swooped down, settling in Luz’s messy hair. It looked at them both, and continued to chirp. Owlbert opened his eyes on the head of his staff, and listened intently, before hooting to Luz, who did her best to translate. “I think Owlbert is saying that this little Rascal is one of the lookouts for this area.”

“You think?” Amity asked, looking a bit confused.

Luz shrugged, but did her best to clarify, “Owlbert is still my Mom’s. She carved him, and cared for him, and while he’s kinda come into my care since she can’t really use him as a quadruped, we’re still not bonded. I speak a little bird, but I’m just not fluent like someone who’s really bonded with their Palisman has. Still, I’m mostly sure that’s what Owlbert was trying to get across, right little guy?”

Owlbert gave a hoot, and a nod of his head. He continued to softly hoot at his fellow avian, who tweeted back, a conversation neither the witch nor human could make out. Luz did her best to keep up with Owlbert’s side of the conversation, but only caught every other word at best.

“Slow down, slow down,” She insisted, muttering something in Spanish under her breath. “Okay, I think what our new friend is trying to say is he spotted some scouts heading back to camp a little while ago? And he can point us in the right direction?”

“Their camp? Amity breathed, “That’s a good thing, right? If we know where they’ve made their base, we can make a plan of attack to drive them out, right?”

Luz seemed to come to this realization as well, “You’re right! That’s something we can totally do!”

Amity smirked, feeling cocky now that everything seemed to be going their way. “And I think we have just the thing to help us out.”

She held up a piece of paper, her newest glyph emblazoned on it. Directly inspired by King’s symbol, the paper had a set of circles, one smaller and inside a larger one. At the center of the inner circle was a solid ball of ink, while the outer circle had two filled in circles in its orbit. The glyph granted the user invisibility, for as long as they could hold their breath, a kink Amity was still trying to work out.

Luz glanced up at the red bird perched on her head, “You heard her, you rascal, lead the way!


The enemy camp was closer than either girl was comfortable with. Less than fifteen minutes away from the Bat Queen’s grove, with the only reason it hadn’t been directly attacked being how much of a dark and twisted maze the forest was for someone who didn’t have a guide to lead the way.

The Emperor’s Coven seemingly hadn’t been able to find their own clearing in the forest, and so decided to make their own. Trees had been haphazardly chopped down in a circular area, then turned into logs to be burned, or transfigured with plant magic into makeshift cages. A variety of tents filled the area, all temporary shelters that spoke of long term goals. A war room was one thing, but a mess hall and a line of tents for resting in were another, which only proved to Amity that these troops had no intention of leaving any time soon. Not until every last palisman had been found and taken.

Her air was running out, so she quickly darted behind a nearby tree, familiar footsteps following her and stepping beside her as she gasped for air as quietly as possible. Luz appeared beside her, the spell ending as the fresh air hit her lungs.

Amity leaned against the tree, poking just enough of her face over the side to keep an eye on the camp, and carefully whispered, “This isn’t looking good, Luz.”

The witch nodded, a worried frown distorting her usual grin, “They already have so many palismans. It’s awful seeing them all caged up like that…”

Amity had to agree. Her eyes were glued to the wooden cages the magical animals were contained in, some still fighting to escape, others having given up hope of rescue, hopeless and despondent. “Don’t worry, Luz. We’ll save them.”

Luz tightened her jaw, and shook her head, “We can’t. I hate to say it, but we can’t be reckless about this. If we free these guys, we won’t be guaranteed a chance to free any others. We need to take this place down entirely.”

Amity nodded, proud of Luz for seeing the bigger picture, “Exactly. Which is why we need to get to their war room. We take a look at their plans, and report back to Eda, and take them down in a crushing victory. That will drive them out, and free these guys all at once.”

Both girls looked at each other, lifting a pair of identical glyphs at once. They inhaled deeply, lungs full of fresh air, then activated their papers, vanishing once more from sight.

Kikimora only had eyes for the fire in the center of camp, throwing a fresh log onto the flames, kicking up cinders as it landed heavily. While she’d been surprised for the Golden Guard to come to her, to set aside their differences for the good of the Empire, she’d found working with him no less annoying than any other dealings she was forced to undergo with him, and wished deeply for the chance to set him alight in a similar fashion to the logs.

Still, she had business to attend to, if they were to take the Bat Queen down before nightfall. Stepping away from the heat of the campfire, she made her way to the War Room, eager to put the final plan into action.

Her footfalls were light as she approached the tent, grabbing it by its flap and stepping inside. She stopped in her tracks as she noticed the swinging of the lantern above the planning table, and the shifting of papers and plans despite the lack of breeze, and her eyes narrowed suspiciously.

She slowly made her way towards the table, beside a little step stool beside it that allowed her to stand at a normal height while using it, and cast a spell circle. She walked around the area, eyes flickering from place to place, looking for something, anything out of place, for any signs of intruders, when-

“What are you doing?”

She jumped, nearly firing off a blast at the origin of the voice. She let out a growl when she realized who it was, and considered firing anyway when she saw the Golden Guard himself, laying casually on top of the planning table, head proper up by one arm, his staff in the other, likely having teleported to that exact location not a moment before.

Instead she lowered her finger, dispelling her attack for the moment. “I thought I saw something suspicious. Instead I heard something annoying.”

The Golden Guard cocked his head, “Oh yeah, and what is that?”

“Your voice.” Kikimora stated plainly, folding her hands behind her back, the picture of poise and dignity.

The tent flap opened once more, and in stepped one of the Emperor’s Coven Captains, who gave them both a salute. The Golden Guard briskly hopped off the table to return the gesture, and with everyone gathered they could finalize their plan of attack.

“Have you put any more thought into what I’ve suggested?” The Golden Guard asked, leaning against the table, looking down at a hand drawn map of the forest. The last and most important piece had only just been added, the location of the Bat Queen’s lair, and more importantly, her stock of precious Palismans she guarded with her life. Their scouts had performed admirably, having gone undetected and managed to bring this information in only minutes beforehand.

Kikimora seemed to consider her words carefully, “Now that we have the current location of the Bat Queen, it does seem prudent to strike fast and hard before she has time to realize what we know. I have considered your proposal of attacking from both sides in a flanking formation, and find this… acceptable.”

The Golden Guard almost seemed to be in disbelief, elbowing the Coven Scout Captain beside him, “Did you hear that? She almost gave me a compliment right there.”

“Yes, sir, I heard,” The Captain replied cooly, not making her thoughts known any further than that.

Kikimora clenched her eyes closed tightly, trying to keep her temper under control. In a short while, it wouldn’t matter anymore. “Yes, very good. If we are to strike, we need to do it now. Prepare yourself, and travel around to the backside of her grove. I’ll use a callbird to contact you when we’re ready to strike from the front.”

The Golden Guard gave a mock salute, having nothing snarky to say when it was his plan being approved, and vanished in a flash of red light. This left Kikimora and the Guard Captain alone, and the two stood in silence together until Kikimora was sure the brat wasn’t coming back.

“Captain Wollf, as soon as his back is turned, I want you and your men to arrange an accident that he won’t be coming back from, just as we planned. Is that understood?” Kiki asked, voice maddeningly serious. She had no intention of sharing any credit for this mission, not when bringing a lifetime's worth of Palisman to her Emperor would have her in his favor forever.

Her loyal guard gave a bow of her head, “of course, Ma’am. We’ll dispose of him, and make sure it looks like the Bat Queen took him out. Are we continuing the flanking strategy once he’s been eliminated?”

Kikimora paused, then gave a single nod of her head, “Yes, as irritating as he may be, his plan is solid. She’s one single demon, she can’t protect herself from two fronts. We’ll eliminate her, right after you take care of that pest once and for all.”

Coven Scout Captain Wollf gave a salute, taking that as her cue to leave. Kikimora waited a moment for her favorite captain to leave, eyes turning once more over the entire area of the tent before she stepped out herself, satisfied that whatever she thought she’d seen was simply her paranoia.

Not a moment after the small demon closed the flap behind her, two loud gasps sounded, Amity and Luz appearing from thin air and blue in the face. “I- I thought… we were totally goners!” Luz panted, skin pale from what she had overheard.

Amity choked, coughing at the worst time as her lungs cried for air, “We almost suffocated!”

She was really going to have to focus on working that breathing kink out of these glyphs. She couldn’t take another mission like this. When she finally caught her breath, she turned to Luz, grasping her hand tightly, “We need to warn Eda!”

Her girlfriend nodded her head quickly, “They won’t stand a chance if their backs are turned away from the real threat. We really lucked out that we overheard that.”

They prepared another set of glyphs to hide themselves from prying eyes once more, but Luz lingered, “Amity… They’re going to kill him.”

The human girl hesitated as well, frowning. As horrible as it all sounded, there was a small part of her that whispered, asking her if that was so bad. After all, he nearly killed King a month ago. Threatened her siblings, and Eda. He worked as the lead enforcer for a corrupt Emperor, and even his own allies seemed to be chomping at the bit to get rid of him.

She closed her eyes, hoping Luz couldn’t see those dark thoughts that flickered behind them. “I know Luz-“

“We need to warn him, too.” Luz spoke determinedly, no hesitation, not even for a moment, even to save one of her enemies. Amity couldn’t help but smile at her stubborn words, even with her own dark thoughts of leaving the Guard to his fate, Luz remained a guiding light.

“You’re right, Luz. We can’t leave him to die like that.” Amity spoke softly.

Luz grinned, happy to hear it, only for it to fall away at Amity’s next words, “Which is why you need to go give the others the warning about the attack. I’ll go save the Golden Geek.”

“Wait, but-“ Luz protested, but Amity silenced her with a finger pressed to her lips.

“Luz, only one of us can go. I know you want us to go together, but someone has to warn Eda and the others.”

“Then why can’t you do that, and I’ll go-“

“It’s just something I need to do,” Amity said firmly. She couldn’t call herself an awesome girlfriend if she’d have been willing to leave the man to die, and yet she considered it. A part of her had wanted to leave him to his fate. So she’d go and save him, and prove she was worthy of this girl who brightened every aspect of her life. She’d cast that light into the darkest corners of her mind.

Luz bit her lip, clearly unhappy with this turn of events, but her resolve wavered when the thought occurred to her that every second they wasted was another second her mother couldn’t prepare, and another moment closer to the Golden Guard’s demise. “Fine, but I’m going to try and make it to you after I warn the others.”

“No arguments here,” Amity assured, then the two activated their glyphs and vanished once more.


Hunter squinted behind the slits of his mask, the dark of the forest blinding enough as it was. Still, he couldn’t remove the mask, he had orders not to directly from the Emperor. It was to stay fixed on his face any time he was on duty. It was an honor to wear it, it showed his Emperor’s trust and faith in him, that he would get any job done, and he would.

Still, it was irritating to keep almost tripping over tree roots he couldn’t see. He’d have liked to have just teleported to the rendezvous point and avoid all the extra effort, but today was one of the rare times he would be leading troops into battle, and as their leader he had a duty to guide them.

They traveled in a pack together, going in a large circle around the Bat Queen’s hidden grove, giving it wide berth so as to not alert the Queen of their plans. She’d ruled over this forest for longer than Hunter had been alive, but today that reign would come to a swift end. There was only room on the Boiling Isles for one ruler, and it would be Belos.

The trees were beginning to thin ever so slightly because of their distance to the center of the forest. The occasional ray of sunlight managed to peek through the branches overhead, much to Hunter’s wonder. It was hard to tell time here, in the dark. It had felt like he’d been trapped in this forest with Kikimora for days, and yet it was still the early afternoon. If things went right, they’d be done here before tomorrow, with the exception of hunting down the many palismans that littered this place.

Hunter held up a hand, signaling the half dozen Coven Scouts following him to stop, “This is good. We’re in position. Captain Wollf, alert Kikimora of our status, everyone else, prepare to launch the attack on her orders.”

The Guard Captain nodded, a smirk under her own mask at the way he’d worded his order. Reaching into her surcoat, she pulled out a callbird, a standard crow model and held it to the mouth of her mask, “This is Guard Captain Wollf, Ma’am. We are in position, and awaiting your orders.”

Hunter turned his back to the captain, looking around the trees, just in case they had been spotted. It also gave him an excuse to drown out Kikimora’s voice when she responded. All seemed to be clear, until a flash of red filled his vision, and he stumbled back, only to realize it was a palisman, a single red cardinal with a scratched out eye.

“Hello there, little guy.” He spoke calmly, holding out his palm, hoping to lure it close enough in to be in his grasp, “Why don’t you come with me for a little bit?”

The palisman tweeted loudly, and frantically, Hunter not understanding a word it was trying to convey, and not really caring what it had to say. It’d be the Emperor’s next meal, anyway.

“You may proceed with your mission, Guard Captain. Make it swift, but painful.” He faintly heard Kikimora’s voice, and he resisted the urge to roll his eyes. And she called his voice annoying.

The bird was in his grasp now, though, and he lifted his staff to magic up a cage to contain it, the gem glowing red. But it wasn’t the only glow that filled the darkness of their hollow. Craning his head to look behind him, he found a spell circle pointed point blank at his head, with none other than the Guard Captain being the one to cast it. Around him, many other circles were being spun, all pointed in his direction. He didn’t have time to act, and hardly had time to speak. His last words better be good ones, and he begged his brain to say something cool. “Oh, farts.”

Captain Wollf’s spell activated, blasting Hunter’s mask clean off his face and into the air. It hit the ground in two pieces, split cleanly down the middle, but it did its job and protected his life. He raised his staff, prepared to teleport behind his foe, only for the next circle to activate, a small fireball grazing his hand, scorching his knuckles and forcing his staff out of his grip.

The next blow hit his back, catching his cape on fire. Forced to tear it off, he at least flung it at one of the witches who hadn’t managed to send a spell his way, breaking their circle. He wasn’t so lucky with the next, a fist forming in the dirt under him that slammed into his chest, between his ribs. The air was knocked out of him, and Hunter collapsed to his knees, gasping for air.

Hunter didn’t have a chance to recover, by the time he looked back up he was already surrounded, six spell circles tracked on him and ready to blast. The only sound he could hear in this cold, dead forest was the pounding of his heart, and the mad tweeting of the bird, who had ascended up into the branches ahead at the first sign of trouble. Six expressionless masked faces stared down at him, silver masks that were supposed to be loyal to him, to his Emperor, and yet he was going to die with that being the last thing he’d see.

These weren’t the masks he’d expected to die under. He’d always expected it to be gold. He grit his teeth and clenched his eyes, too cowardly to look death in the face as he awaited his fate, only to hear a third sound meet his ears.

“Ahhhh!” A cry sounded, and his staff descended on top of Wollf’s head with a crack. An out of breath girl appeared before his eyes, turning the staff on the Coven Scout beside him and blasting him with a way of light, while a cat palisman attacked the face of the next one until he too was blasted. Three guards down, three to go.

Hunter’s staff was tossed back to him, and in his surprise he almost let it hit the ground instead of catching it. The girl, fiery eyed and with bared teeth, took out a paper and sent it at the next guard, who had re-trained his spell circle off of Hunter, and instead at the girl, only to find himself frozen solid in a block of ice before he could do anything with it.

Hunter himself was back on his feet, sweeping the legs of the last two guards in one fluid motion, knocking them on their asses. With a glow of the red crystal, the dirt underneath them formed into a mass of flesh and bone, wrapping around the soldiers like arms, then forming back into solid ground, keeping them contained and unable to attack.

With the last of the traitorous guards down, Hunter let out a breath. But there was no time to rest, as he quickly swung around and aimed his staff at his rescuer, who just as quickly had a glyph in her hands pointed at him, and her other hand on a vial on her hip. He recognized both.

“Glyphs... Wild magic. As well as the Abomination Flask from the Hall of Relics.You must be the infamous Amity Blight.” Hunter snarled, keeping his staff tracked at her head.

“Whiny voice, short stature, and a dumb outfit, you must be the Golden Guard.” Amity snarked right back, “You’re welcome, by the way.”

Hunter sidestepped, trying to circle around the girl, but she had other plans, moving in tandem with him. Neither fired, both tense. “Why did you bother saving me?”

Amity paused, but didn't falter, “It was the right thing to do.”

Hunter wasn't buying it, “Right. So you just want to save all your enemies, or am I special?”

“Neither. You’re not special, you’re a dork.” Amity smirked. “Look, can we quit the circling already? All it’s doing is making us dizzy.”

Hunter stopped in his tracks, conceding the point, “We’re at a standstill. What exactly do you propose we do? Because I can’t just let you go, and you can’t let me go on with what I’m doing here, if you even know what we’re doing here in the first place.”

“I know a lot more than you might think. I had to, to save your worthless life,” Amity stated plainly. “But you’re right, I can’t let you continue hurting the palismans in this forest, or the Bat Queen. However, that doesn’t get to be decided by me.”

“What exactly are you trying to say?” Hunter narrowed his eyes.

Amity was silent for a moment before answering. Slowly, she lowered her glyph, “I’m saying, we may be on different sides, but we currently have a common enemy within these woods. Kikimora.”

Hunter was intrigued, but didn’t lower his staff in turn. Not yet, “Go on?”

Amity held out her hand, “I propose a temporary truce. Kikimora wants both of us dead, and she currently has a stockade of palismans. If she decides to cut her loses and run with what she already has, she wins against both of us. If we part ways, she still has a chance to call in more troops to kill you, and take down the Bat Queen, meaning she still wins. Together, we can take her down, and settle our own score when the dust has settled.”

“The enemy of my enemy…” Hunter pondered, “Now that is an idea. We take down Kiki, then fight over the palismans she already has. I win, I get to keep my campaign here up, get to take you in, and have all the glory, and if you win, well… there is nothing stopping me from coming back later to finish the job.”

The glow on Hunter’s staff faded as he lowered it, then clasped Amity’s hand, “You have yourself a deal, Blight.”

A circle enveloped both of their hands, cast by Hunter’s staff, “And an Everlasting Oath to seal the deal. Now neither of us can betray the other until Kikimora is taken out.”

“Paranoid, much?” Amity asked, not liking being bound by magic she didn’t understand.

“A necessary precaution. I can’t exactly trust a criminal to watch my back, and not stab it, can I? Besides, it’ll keep me from doing the same to you, won't it?”

Amity sighed, and gave a sharp nod, “Fine. Let’s go, then.”

Above them, the red cardinal chirped, flying back down to land on Hunter’s head, treating it like a nest. Amity just smirked again at the look of annoyance that passed over Hunter’s face. “Good job, Rascal. Couldn’t have kept up with them if you hadn’t followed after them.”

“Ugh, you had your bird track me?” Hunter already didn’t like this partnership, or where it might be going.


“Mom!”

Eda jolted as her daughter called for her, still in talks with the CATs and Bat Queen about their objectives and how to defend against the Emperor’s Coven. As the mother of a teenager, she knew when she was called out in that kind of voice, it meant trouble. Beside her, Camila tensed as well.

“What is it, Kiddo? Where’s Amity?” Eda quickly asked, immediately noticing that her daughter's girlfriend wasn't attached to her hip like usual.

Luz skidded to a halt, huffing and puffing, having run the whole way from the Coven encampment, “She’s taking care of something, but I needed to warn you, the Emperor’s Coven, we found where they’re hiding-“

Eda perked up, even the Bat Queen seemed pleased about this news, but that all came crashing down, “They know where we are too, and are on their way right now to attack us!”

“This is no good!” The Bat Queen frowned, “Where will they be attacking?”

“They plan to attack from the north and south at the same time. Amity went around to the southern end of the forest to head them off, so we shouldn’t need to worry too much, but the main bulk of the forces are currently marching towards us as we speak.”

‘Milly’ stepped forward, aghast, “And you just let her go there alone? What were you thinking?”

Luz normally wasn’t one to shrink away from strangers when they tried to scold her, but she couldn’t help it with this woman for some reason, “I didn’t have any choice! Someone had to warn you guys, and if we both came along, we’d still be pincered! Don’t worry though, I’m going to go and help her!”

Camila clenched her fists tightly, “Oh no you will n-“

“Go, and hurry up, Luz. We’ll handle things here,” Eda interrupted, earning a glare from Camila. Eda was not looking forward to the talk later about Eda undermining and overriding her parental authority, but right now it was more important that someone go and make sure Amity is safe.

Luz didn’t wait any longer, already sprinting to the other end of the grove and disappearing into the trees, calling out breathlessly, “Thanks Mom, be back soon, save some Coven butt for me to kick, byyyye!”

“Eda,” Camila hissed, “What do you think you’re doing letting her run off alone like that?”

“Cam, I’m not sure if you noticed, but I’m a big target right about now. I’d just be a liability in any place with denser trees, so I can’t go after Amity. As for you, Viney, and Harvey, you’re all here for a mission. It’s be irresponsible for you to send one of them after her. That’s something I’d do.” Eda sighed, but did her best to smile at her ex, “Look, I trust Luz to be smart about this, she’ll find Amity, and bring her back safe.”

Harvey, who’d been nervously watching the trees as soon as he’d heard they would be under attack, whispered loudly in their direction, “I don’t think we’ll have time to argue about this anymore. They’re coming!”

Viney grimaced, but summoned a spell circle. Most of the animals had fled the forest by now, which she hadn’t counted on when she volunteered for this mission, so her ability to fight was hampered beyond basic defense spells, and a slicing spell for making incisions she’d learned in her Healing track courses. Beside her, Camila wasn't much better, her own Beast Healing coven knowledge limiting her attacks.

That left most of the heavy lifting to Harvey, who had been in the plant track, like his daughter. He had the most opportunity to be a heavy hitter here in the forest, but…

The man was shaking in his boots, “H-how could Willow stand up against these guys so easily?”

The Bat Queen sighed, “Is this truly the best your leaders could send?”

Camila straightened up, taking incredible offense to that statement. “Viney, keep on Harvey. Make sure he’s got shields covering him while he works. Eda, stay near me. If you’re such a big target, they’ll gun for you first. I’ll do the same and provide you with cover while you close the distance and take them down physically.”

Eda grinned, showing off her fangs, “Sounds simple. I can dig it.”

The Bat Queen spread her wings, ready to fight, “I shall provide cover from the rear, then. If any of the south flank makes it past the little ones, I will be ready for them.”

And with that, the battle for the Bat Queen’s grove began.


Luz tore through the forest, an ache in her side from all the running. As much as she’d like to ride Owlbert, the trees were just too dense to safely fly through, and the last thing she or Amity needed was for her to crash into a tree and get too injured to help with anything.

She was so busy running, she hadn’t been watching her step, and almost tripped over something, only not landing on her face because Owlbert was there to catch her before she could faceplant. Breathing heavily, feeling like that’s all she’d been able to do today, between the running and the use of her girlfriend’s invisibility glyphs,

“Ugh, what even was that-“ Luz looked down at her ankle, then freaked out, “Oh my Titan, it’s a corpse!”

“I’m not a corpse!” The Coven Scout groaned, half buried in the dirt and stone the Golden Guard had swallow him up. “Can you get me out of here, so I can arrest you as a traitor to the empire? Pretty please?”

“Uh, no, sorry.” Luz backed up, realizing she’d made it to wherever it was she had been going. That guard was just one of many, the entire platoon was down on the ground, beaten and bruised. “Amity must have been here…”

When she didn’t see her girlfriend in the immediate area, she poked the scout with the end of her staff, “Hey, uh, you didn’t happen to see a girl around here, did you? Beautiful brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes, skin as white and pale as the first snow on the Knee?”

The guard seemed to ponder his response, “No, I don’t think I saw any babe like that, but I did see this dorky human kid running around. She beat the crap out of us, then left with the Golden Guard.”

“Ah! That’s her!” Luz celebrated happily, glad her girlfriend completed her mission. Maybe she’d just barely missed her in the woods, and she was on her way back to the Bat Queen’s grove? “Did you happen to see where they were going?”

“Uh, yeah, I heard them make plans to team up and kick Kikimora’s ass, then they’d kick each other’s ass to see who was better, or something? I dunno, I was only half conscious at the time.” The scout supplied helpfully.

Luz’s face fell, “Uh, thanks, but I need to go, like, now.”

The scout understood, “Yeah, I get that. Gotta go save your girlfriend.”

“Yup!” And just like that, she was back to sprinting in the direction of the enemy camp, the familiar pain returning to her ribs as she huffed and puffed, and decided that after today she was never running anywhere ever again.


Amity trudged alongside the Golden Guard through the dark woods, their paths equally illuminated by a bright glyph, and a red glowing staff. Neither had spoken since their alliance had been sealed, nor had they looked at each other, though Amity could feel the occasional glance sent her way and grimaced every time.

“What?” She grumbled, finally looking at him with dark eyes.

“Nothing!” He insisted, but after a moment of deliberation, he continued, “It’s just… I’ve never seen magic done like that before.”

“It’s a glyph. I don’t have a bile sack, so I have to get creative.” Amity said simply, hoping the conversation could just end there.

“… May I see one?”

“No! Didn’t you call this wild magic? The kind of stuff you outlaw?” Amity snapped testily, glaring at the boy, “besides, I am not going to let my enemy get a chance to look over my spells! Now, let's focus on taking out Kikimora so we can go back to trying to kill each other, okay?”

At Amity’s feet, Ghost continued to walk, looking up at Hunter’s shoulder, where the rascal of a cardinal had parked himself. They both seemed to shrug at the human and witch’s behavior, and carried on.

They were closing in on the camp now, and extinguished their lights. Inching forward and staying hidden behind the trees, even at a distance they could hear Kikimora screeching. Amity poked her head out, watching the demon as she shouted into her callbird. “Wollf? Come in, Guard Captain Wollf! I command that you answer me! Did the operation go smoothly?”

Kikimora seethed as all she got back was radio silence, then threw the bird into the air, where it quickly recovered and landed on a branch. Fuming, the small witch growled, “This is all the Golden Guard’s fault…”

“Wow, she really doesn’t like you…” Amity observed dryly, raising a brow at the unmasked guard, “What did you even do to her to make her hate you this much?”

“I exist in a place where power is everything,” He muttered back, keeping his voice low as he watched the glorified tantrum Kikimora was throwing, “and I have a bit of power she craves. She’s just trying to take what she believes is hers.”

“Yeah, that’s totally not a messed up work environment. Join the Emperor’s Coven today, where your fellow workers may try to murder you for your position. We have dental, so that makes it a-okay!” Amity chimed in with sacherine laced sarcasm.

“… No, we really don’t,” The Guard commented back, running his tongue over his tooth gap self-consciously.

“Alright, I’ve got a plan, so unless you have something better, here’s what we’re going to do…” Amity began, whispering her idea into the Guard’s pointed ear.

A moment later, The Golden Guard stepped out from the safety of the tree, his staff clenched tightly in his hands. He marched right into the camp, empty of troops except for Kikimora, the fire at the center of the encampment casting shadows that covered his eyes. “Kikimora!”

The demoness turned to face her opponent, a mixture of fear and anger in her eyes to see him alive. “You! What are you doing here?”

“You tried to have me killed!” He shouted her down, raising his staff and firing before she could do or say anything.

Kikimora managed to bring up a shield just in time, deflecting the spell, and preparing her own. The circle was half spun, almost ready to fire when a ‘thunk!’ Sounded, and she fell to the ground, unconscious.

Amity appeared in a shimmer of light behind her, one of the logs being used for firewood in her hands. She’d used a glyph to turn invisible, and clubbed Kikimora over the head with it, ending the fight before it could start. “That… was almost too easy.”

The Guard shrugged, “That’s the brilliance of the pincer move. If the enemy isn’t expecting to be flanked, they can’t defend against it.”

Amity scoffed, “Don't act like you came up with this plan.”

“Only if you stop acting like you didn’t steal it from me in the first place.” He shot back.

The two glared at once another for a moment, Ghost coming up to brush Amity’s leg, fur raising in the human’s defense, while Rascal perched on Hunter’s shoulder, blinking his one good eye at the two and chirping softly.

“Just… hand me that rope so I can tie her up, okay?” Amity demanded, pointing to a bit of rope beside one of the tents. The Golden Guard did so eagerly, awaiting the end of their partnership with building glee if it meant getting away from such a bossy human.

The rope was tossed over, Amity grabbing it from the air and turning to the unconscious demon, quickly wrapping her up with the bundle, tying the rope just like Eda taught her how to when taking a hostage. She was sure the Owl Lady would be so proud of her if she were there to see it.

As soon as the ropes were bound around Kikimora’s limp form, a glowing ring appeared around Amity’s wrist, then quickly shattered. Behind her, she could see a faint light coming from the Guard’s direction. Their truce was over. They’d met the requirements to keep their oaths, and were now released.

Amity stilled as she realized what that meant for her, with her back turned. Beside her, Ghost started hissing violently, spitting at the Golden Guard’s form as his shadow approached. A red glow appeared, and Amity’s eyes widened as she realized that for all of his talk about her stabbing him in the back the moment she could, he fully intended to do the same to her. The hypocrite.

She dove aside, the spell he sent blasting her way singeing a few of her hairs as she hit the ground. She didn’t have time to pause, instead forced to scramble on all fours as he sent several more energy blasts at her.

She reached for her flask, but with pinpoint accuracy he blasted that away with some kind of concussive shot. It landed in the dirt behind her, out of reach. Instead she was forced to search her pockets, unable to even look at the glyphs she was pulling out, but with a sweep of his staff the ends of the paper caught fire, rendering her glyphs useless.

She had nowhere to go, nowhere to run, no way to hide as he set upon her, his face full of grim determination, “You’re coming with me to see the Emperor, criminal.”

She could only gape as he prepared another spell, blasting a ray of energy at her. She closed her eyes, raising her hands to protect herself as best she could, only for it to rebound off a shield that sprung forth at the last second.

Cracking her eyes open, Amity was surprised to see Ghost standing defiantly between the witch and the human, eyes glowing with magic as she projected the magical shield. Realizing that Amity was no longer cowering, the cat leapt into the air, transforming into a staff and falling into Amity’s waiting hands.

Amity had used Owlbert several times, each time filling her with a sense of empowerment and confidence, but this? This blew all of those times out of the water. With Ghost resting in her palms, the staff fitting in her fingers as if it had been made for her, she felt invincible.

Hunter tried again to blast her, but Amity swing her new staff, literally batting the blast back at him, forcing the Guard to poof and vanish to avoid it, teleporting to her right. He lunged at her, anger worn naked on his face with the intent to smash a fist into her face, but with another flick of her staff the flask on the ground picked itself up and returned to her side, fixing itself to her hip and flying open, a whip of goo lashing out to grab his arm and stopping the blow.

Another red flash of teleportation, and he was behind her. She swiped with her staff, but he vanished again, and the cycle repeated, until she spotted a pattern. Much like his master, he liked to appear directly behind her, so with a quick spell she formed a glove of hardened Abomination goo over her left hand, then when the next flash of light shown, she threw it behind her, her augmented fist slamming right into his gut.

He let out a cry, clutching his ribs and cursing under his breath, “I refuse to lose to a teenager!”

“Yeah, well, you’re just a slightly bigger teenager!” Amity shot back, already panting.

The Golden Guard sneered, tightening his grip on his staff and looking just as mad as Kikimora had been when she laid eyes on him. “That’s it, I’m done playing nice! I’m going to-“

‘Bonk!’ With another loud thud, the prone body of the Golden Guard collapsed to the ground in a heap, sporting a large, red goose egg of a bruise. Behind him, Luz smiled brightly at Amity, leaning against Owlbert, her makeshift club, as she flashed her girlfriend a thumbs up. “Pincer attack! Never fails!”

“I don’t even want to count the number of concussions we’ve caused today…” Amity groaned, almost collapsing with relief. As powerful as she’d felt, she had so little practice with a staff she hadn’t been confident she’d have been able to win this fight. Craning her neck up, she looked at the still form of Ghost at the end of the staff, giving her a grateful smile, “Thanks for jumping in back there, you really saved me.”

Ghost’s eyes popped open, and she let out a meow that Amity could have sworn was a smug, “I know.”

Both girls, ragged and dirty from their day trip to the forest, quickly tied the Golden Guard up, pressing his still body beside Kikimora’s, then turned their attention to the plethora of cages filled with Palisman, all of whom had watched the fight that decided their fate.

“We need to get them out of there, and then get back to the grove.” Amity’s shoulders sagged, just thinking of how much work there still was left to do.

“After this is done, we’re going to need a vacation.” Luz groaned, clutching the stitch that still stabbed at her side from all the running she’d done. “You know, crazy stuff like this didn’t happen as often before you came along.”

“How often did it happen, then?” Amity asked, amusement in her voice as she tiredly leaned against her girlfriend.

“Eh, only once or twice a week. Three times though is starting to push it, Blight.”


“Man, you two really missed out! You should have seen us!” Eda bragged to her daughter and Amity when they returned to the Bat Queen’s grove. “Ol’ Beardy over there was an absolute monster! And Puddles was no slouch either.”

“Aw, thanks, Eda” Viney seemed genuinely pleased with the compliment, if a little flustered that her troublemaking hero was praising her. Beside her, Harvey was trying not to look too proud of himself, glad his mask covered his blushing, bashful cheeks.

Camila crossed her arms, “I feel like you left someone out.”

Eda nodded, expression serious, “You’re right… Bat Queen, you kicked some serious ass! You ever need someone to have your back, I’ll be there.”

Camila buried her masked face in her hands, fighting back irritation as Eda looked smug to have gotten a rise out of her. “That’s not to dismiss anything you kids did, because, wow. Without you, I’m pretty sure we’d be done for.”

Leaning against a tree, still knocked out, were the Golden Guard and Kikimora, dragged here by Luz and Amity until they could decide what to do with them.

The Bat Queen agreed, “Yes. You cut off the head, or heads in this case, and without their orders we were able to beat the opposition back. They will think twice before they strike again.”

“But they will strike again,” Camila stepped forward with a warning. “They’ll be back to gather more palismans. Emperor Belos will never be satisfied, never sated, and he will send more troops after you.”

The Bat Queen knew when she was being offered something, and was intrigued, “What is it that you suggest we do?”

“Our organization is used to dealing with displaced witches. We help move wild witches around the isles, get them new identities, find them better lives away from the Emperor’s prying eyes. We can offer the same for these palismans.” Camila explained, her voice curt and professional, even though she was hiding behind a layer of fear about how the Bat Queen would react to parting with her beloved friends.

And, in fact, the Queen was not pleased with the suggestion, “Many of these palisman have been deeply hurt by witches and demons. I am their protector. You would suggest I send them back to the very same people they ran away from? For what purpose?”

“We could use their help. More and more of the Emperor’s Coven Scouts are being equipped with these mechanical staves, and your palismans could help turn the tide back in our favor.” Camila urged, paling when the Bat Queen’s claws began to churn and gnash the dirt beneath her feet. “Some of them stayed behind today to fight. We won’t take any unwilling, but if they can help us even the odds, we can use their help.”

Before the Bat Queen could issue her own response, a flying squirrel palisman descended from the trees, gliding down to land on Camila’s shoulder. It gave a little squeak, speaking to the Bat Queen directly, a look of concern shadowing her majesty’s face.

The squirrel was not alone. A Fox followed behind, then a small deer fawn, and a toad. Soon half the prying eyes that watched over the hollow were beside Camila, each offering their support. While their words were lost to the witches around them, their message was clear. If the Emperor insisted on hunting them, then they weren’t going to sit around like woodland creatures waiting to be hunted. They were going to fight, even if they had to bring it to Belos.

The Bat Queen looked over them all, all their small, frail forms, many of them cracked and damaged from their previous owners, yet still willing to fight beside and for witches. “I see. My friends, if this is what you wish…”

Her eyes turned to the others, scattered among the trees who had not stepped forward, “But what should be done with the others? The Emperor’s men will still come for them…”

Eda looked on, at Viney cuddling a chimera palisman, who leaped into her arms, to Ghost, who sat beside Amity, and to the other remaining palisman, who didn’t wish to fight, but still needed to find new homes if they wanted to survive. “I think I have an idea about what we could do about that…”

As Eda explored the idea of a palisman adoption day for the students of Hexside and the other surrounding schools, Amity leaned up against Luz, stifling a yawn. “Today was exhausting… the second we get back home, I’m taking a nap, and you’re snuggling with me.”

“I certainly won’t say no to that,” Luz chortled. “Here’s hoping this next week won’t be as brutal.”

Amity sighed happily, “All I have planned outside of school is helping Ed and Em find their dumb book at the library. Gwen mentioned something about a human who lived here once, and that any information he might have to get them home could possibly be in a journal or something. They’ve been pestering me about it all week, I’m not sure I can put it off much longer…”

Luz gave her a playful nudge, “Oh, come on, it’s a library trip, how bad could that possibly be compared to all of this?”

Behind them, leaning against a tree, Hunter’s eye twitched, the barest sense of consciousness tingling in his brain.


“He is a traitor to the Empire, and I demand justice!” Kikimora shrieked before Belos’ throne, pointing an accusing finger in Hunter’s direction.

Hunter snarled, lip curling back and showing teeth, “She tried to have me killed! If anything, she’s the traitor. Our mission would have gone perfectly had she not interfered with her petty jealousy!”

Belos sat back in his throne, unamused with either of his minions, and entirely not in the mood to deal with their squabbles. He did, however, know the importance of mediating, if only to keep his side from fracturing from within. “Kikimora, with age comes beauty, as they say. Give me your report, and then Hunter shall give his.”

Kikimora straightened up when she heard her name, silently cheering inside of her head that she got to go first. She’d enthrall him with her retelling, “I was minding my own business, giving orders to scouts to send to the front lines. Once I was alone, I tried to get in contact with the second team, led by the Golden Guard, but they were silent!”

She dramatically raised her hands to the ceiling, “Then, out of nowhere, the Golden Guard appeared, and without any warning, fired spells on me! He abandoned his post, and attempted to assassinate me where I stood, ruining the entire operation and ensuring your highness wouldn’t get a single palisman.”

She bowed low as she finished her tale, shooting a side glance and an evil grin at Hunter, as if to brag about how screwed he was.

“I see,” The Emperor drawled, his voice betraying neither if he believed her or not. “And Hunter, what is your side of this story?”

Hunter fell to one knee, and bowed his head. “I had advised a pincer attack on the Bat Queen’s flank, and was instructed to take a group of Kikimora’s men around to the back, where we would await further orders. Shortly after arriving, I had the Guard Captain let Kikimora we were in position.”

He took a breath, knowing this would be the point he’d have to start making things up. Kikimora hadn’t seen him and Amity work together, and he’d rather not profess that. “The guards attacked me, all of them, on Kikimora’s orders. They tried to take me by surprise, but I managed to outsmart them, and take them down.”

“Alone?” Belos asked calmly, leaning his head against one of his propped up hands.

“Yes,” Hunter lied, gritting his teeth, “Alone. Afterwards, I went after Kikimora in the camp. I managed to take her down, but with our forces thinned, our plan ruined, and me exhausted from the attempts on my life, I was unable to continue the campaign, and had to return here.”

Another lie. He’d been tied up, and dropped off at the castle gates. He hadn’t regained full consciousness until after whoever had left him there was gone.

“Hmm,” Belos took a moment to think, then turned his head to address Kikimora, “And you, Kiki, what do you have to say about these orders to kill my Golden Guard?”

“Preposterous! I would never order them to do something so sinister!” Kikimora fibbed, trying to make herself appear as innocent as a schoolgirl. “It was those nasty, rebellious BATs, sire! They must have stolen some uniforms and masqueraded as members of our fine coven.”

Hunter wanted to call her out on that lie, mouth already opening to shout her down even if he hadn’t been given permission to speak, but then Belos raised a solitary hand and he fell quiet. His Emperor raised himself from the throne, and walked between them, slowly casting his eyes from one to the other.

“You’re both lying.” Belos said simply, and in that moment a wave of red energy wrapped itself around the two accusers, immobilizing them. Hunter couldn’t even scream as the air was being forced out of his lungs from the pressure the energy exerted in his body.

“You have both failed your mission, and will be equally punished. I’ll find something suitable, something unpleasant, to remind you of your place. Your place at my side.” His calm tone did nothing but inspire fear in his subordinates as he laced his fingers together, squeezing the bindings around them even tighter.

“Perhaps in the future, this will incentivize you to work together better, and not fail your mission. Because when you fail that, you are failing me. And I do not tolerate failures.”

The Emperor took his seat again, and the energy dissipated, allowing them both to gasp for breath, shaking and gasping on the floor. “Y-yes, my Emperor.”

“You are dismissed.”

The two quickly removed themselves from his presence, not daring to look at one another as they exited the throne room. Today, they would act as if nothing happened, as if the other didn’t exist, if simply to spare themselves from their Emperor’s wrath, and disappointment.

Hunter made his way to his quarters, hands shaking and trembling the entire way. Slamming the door behind him, he collapsed on his bed, trying to think of some way, any way, he could make things up to his Emperor for his failings today. Scouts had already reported back that the forest had been emptied of all Palisman, the creatures vanishing into thin air as soon as the troops had retreated from the forest, so that was a lost cause.

A tweet from his window alerted him he was being watched, and he rolled over to see the Red Cardinal palisman who had followed him around in the forest. “Come to rub it in?”

The bird cocked his head, then fluttered from the windowsill and over to the bed, his body forming into a staff and falling into Hunter’s hands. “…what?”

Sitting up, he ran his hands over the smooth pole, and found no imperfections. It even felt right to hold, the magic inside of the palisman resonating with him in a way unlike anything he’d felt before.

He briefly considered giving this bird over to his uncle, as an apology, but a selfish part of him declined the idea. For whatever reason, this Cardinal trusted him, and he couldn’t bring himself to betray that trust. Instead, his mind went to a faint, half forgotten memory from the forest, something he had overheard before he’d awoken, something about…

“The library…”

That’s where he would go, to find something to bring to his Emperor.


That night, Amity laid her tired head on her pillow, limbs weak from the day's many battles. The house had fallen quiet once more, and was once more empty of the dozens of Palisman, minus Owlbert, and one other.

“Good night, Luz.” Amity bid, throwing her blankets over her, snuggling into their warmth. Her girlfriend, already snoring, shifted in her sleep at the sound of Amity’s voice.

A familiar weight laid against her chest, and Amity smiled, cracking one closed eye back open, “Good night to you, too, Ghost.”

Laying up on Amity’s chest, Ghost let out a yawn, and settled in for the night, finding comfort in her new owner. She had a feeling that the two of them were going to have very exciting lives, and as a cat, she needed her beauty sleep to face it all.

Notes:

Why. Why are all of my chapters so damn long lately? Do you have any idea how much time it takes to write these? So much! 15k words, before editing! Why do I keep doing this?

What’s funny, is this was another chapter I thought that I’d have trouble coming up with material for. While the situation is the same as the show, the actual events are entirely unique, so this is almost entirely a new episode. Having to come up with almost everything on my own was rough, and I had to draft it out in a lot more detail than I normally do so I could focus on each scene individually.

Of course, I couldn’t help but have Amity get Ghost, and Hunter get Rascal/Flapjack. Speaking of those two teaming up together, I imagine Amity is less sympathetic to Hunter than Luz. Heck, she didn’t even care to ask his name in this chapter, he’s still just the Golden Guard to her. She’s unwilling to talk about her glyphs, and never really considered the idea of him coming over to her side, either. Because, after all, Amity is a different character compared to Luz, and she hasn’t really seen Hunter at his lowest like in Eclipse Lake.

Guard Captain Wollf is named after the person who voiced her. I’m not creative with names. Moving on.

I hope the way I wrote how the Bat Queen talks captures her accent, and didn’t just end up being offensive or something. I was going to feature her and even her babies a bit more in this chapter, with the fight scene in her grove, but cut it because it was exhausting to even think about writing. Hence, we get Eda’s joking and leaning on the fourth wall commentary of “You should have seen it!”

Chapter 21: Interlude 20.5: A Time to Dye

Notes:

I am from the fuuuuture! Spoooky! I come from a time several chapters ahead, where I had to write angst, and drama, and needed a titan damned break from that, so now I’m writing a fluffy interlude.

Also, why are any of you reading this? Go read Golden, by Greenisher and Hyacinth, it just uploaded its last chapter of its first story today. I know that’s what I’m reading, instead of this trash.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Amity had really enjoyed having her natural brown hair again after living with the blonde her mother forced onto her to ‘match’ with the twins. Waking up every day, seeing physical proof that her mother’s hold on her was permanently broken, it was like having a heavy weight lifted off her shoulders.

It was too bad she only kinda tolerated the brown. While she had a lot less negative feelings towards Alador, it was only because he’d been absent as a parent, having little to no meaningful interaction in the lives of his children, and now that was what she was associating with her new ‘do.

Thankfully, it hadn’t taken any convincing to get Luz to help her change it. A quick trip down to the markets for some magical dye, and she’d be golden. Or, in this case, lavender. Though it was nice to know gold was an option.

Magical hair dye was so much better than the human variety. For example, you didn’t need to bleach your hair first. The color always came as advertised on the label, so even using a lighter color on darker hair worked right as rain. That meant a lot less damage caused by the bleaching and dying process, which Amity was all for.

Amity now sat in a stool in the bathroom, melted into Luz’s touch as her scalp was massaged, loving every moment she was under Luz’s fingers. “You’re really good at this.”

Luz beamed at the praise as she gave another squirt of the dye bottle, spritzing Amity’s hair with the lavender colored liquid. “Anything for my awesome girlfriend.”

It still made Amity’s heart go pitter-patter to hear those words, her cheeks turning pinker than her hair currently was. Luz was just about finished applying the dye now, when Amity spoke up, “Maybe I can return the favor, when you want to dye yours again?”

Luz stiffened, and Amity worried that maybe she’d touched too sensitive a topic. Luz had told her how she dyed her hair every few months shortly after Amity had found out about the curse, which seeing as the Owl House’s bathroom was filthy from old dye bottles covering the counters, Amity wasn’t sure how she didn’t already pick up on it. Despite knowing that now, Amity had never brought Luz’s hair up before.

“Uh, actually, I think I’m good,” Luz commented, tossing the empty dye bottle towards the trash can, missing spectacularly. The bottle ended up on the floor with all the rest of the trash that had missed over the past week, and where it would remain until someone got fed up with the mess and actually took it out, or Hooty ate it.

Amity fidgeted, believing she had overstepped, “I- I’m, sorry Luz, I shouldn’t have-“

Luz quickly shook her head, reassuring Amity she hadn’t done anything wrong, “No, no, it’s fine Amity. I’d be happy to let you dye my hair, but… I’m actually thinking of… not doing that anymore?”

Amity blinked, having not expected that answer at all. She cast a questioning look at her girlfriend, and Luz tried her best to smile. “What I mean is, everyone I care about knows about the curse now. There isn’t much of a point in hiding it anymore.”

“That doesn’t mean you can't still dye your hair, Luz, “Amity responded softly, grabbing Luz by the wrist to avoid her dye stained hands to offer support. “Are you sure that’s what you want?”

Luz gave a short nod, “Yeah. I’m done hiding from it. This curse is a part of me, and it’s time I accepted that. So what if I have a few gray hairs? That’s not going to change who I am.”

Amity reached out, gently herding Luz closer so she could kiss her cheek, “That’s very brave of you. I think you’ll look beautiful no matter what.”

Luz grinned cheekily, “Here’s hoping I pull it off as well as my Mom does. Titan knows Mama has been dreading and cursing the few grays she gets.”


Amity rinsed out her hair, patted it dry, then used a hairdryer(or whatever the Demon Realm equivalent was called. It got the job done like a normal hairdryer, but it… screamed a lot while it did the task), until her hair was dry. A quick inspection showed Luz had got every last inch evenly, and Amity smiled to herself before pulling her hair back up into its usual half ponytail. It was a little longer and messier than when she had arrived, and her undercut was starting to show, meaning she’d have to get a trim sometime soon. She then wondered what a demon barber looked like, and shuddered, instead taking the time to consider trimming it herself at a later time.

She stepped out into the hallways and down the stairs leading to the living room. There everyone else waited. “How do I look?”

“Oh my gosh,” Emira sat up from the sofa, meeting Amity at the steps and pinching both of her cheeks, “You look so adorable!”

King only took a glance then gagged, “kinda girly, don’t you think?”

Edric chortled at the demon, “Big talk coming from someone who plays with Malibu Stacy dolls.”

King held up the feminine doll, dressed in a summer gown and hat, “I like them for the fashion, something a plebeian like yourself just doesn’t understand!”

Eda joined Emira and Amity, taking a lock of Amity’s hair in her talons and inspecting it, “Looks like a good job to me. If being a wild witch doesn’t work out, Luz could open a salon. You won’t see me complaining, my current hairdresser costs me a fortune.”

“Don’t you do your own hair?” Amity asked, eyebrow raised.

“Yeah, and you should see what I spend on hair care products, especially now that I’m an owlbeast. Feathers are hard to take care of! It’s going to drive me into bankruptcy.” Eda chuckled. “Now, I think you look great, but we both know there’s only one person who’s opinion really matters-“

“I know, and I think it looks great as well, Eda.” Amity smiled up at her mentor.

Eda snorted, “Oh, did you think I meant you? Your opinion doesn't matter, honey, and you’ll see why in just a second. Luz, get over here.”

Edric gave Luz a shove, the girl having been stock still since Amity had come downstairs. At first Amity had been offended by Eda’s statement that her opinion on her own hair didn’t matter, but when she saw the look in Luz’s eyes, she realized Eda was absolutely right.

There were stars in Luz’s wide eyes as she drank Amity’s new hair in, seeing it all dry and done up, making the human girl feel like the most beautiful person on the planet. Whatever Amity had thought about the color faded into the background as the words “cotton candy haired goddess…” Escaped Luz’s lips.

Amity felt like she was going to burst into flames as the rest of the group burst into laughter, “Luz, can we keep the pet names to ourselves… this is embarrassing.”

Notes:

A really short sample I wanted/needed to write, since Amity’s hair color was changed between chapters and I realized I should make a scene for it, but couldn’t think of a place to fit it in. I also wanted to touch a bit on Luz’s own hair situation, since I think at this point, she’d want to stop hiding it from everyone else now that she knows the people she loves and trusts won’t leave her over her curse. I might need to try my hand at editing Luz’s hair and adding the gem to her outfit, as well as give her the casual outfit I describe her with. This fic needs more art as it is.

Pretty sure this is the shortest interlude, which by themselves are pretty short already. Don’t expect the schedule to be interrupted though, you can still expect a full chapter sometime within the next few days. Between Monday and Tuesday, most likely.

Chapter 22: … And what Gus Found There

Notes:

No rest for the wicked. If things go to plan, we have 4 more chapters(counting this one) and at least one interlude before I’m done with 2A, and that means I’m less than halfway done!

So, for the people who didn’t read last chapters notes,, uh, there will be some timeline screw ups again. Remember how I messed that up with a minor event last season, where I mentioned the events of Once Upon a Swap happening before it did in canon by like, an episode, but explained it away as just a consequence of the AU(I mean, it was more a joke than a serious use of that episode, anyway)? That sorta happens here, but with a bigger event. For some reason, I forgot that Hunting Palismen takes place AFTER Through the Looking Glass Ruins, not before, until it was too late for me to fix it because I seeded plot stuff into the already finished chapter that the rest of the fic hinged upon happening.

Thankfully nothing that happened in canon takes that timeline of events into account in those episodes will be of consequence in this AU. After all, HP in canon is a Luz Solo adventure with no real B plot, and the only other major character is Hunter.

Title if this chapter is taken from the book “Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found there” combined with the actual title of the episode this is based on.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Amity breathed, trying to steady the racing of her heart. Before her, her opponent grinned, baring her teeth in anticipation of Amity’s next move. She had to keep her hand hidden, literally, the glyphs she planned to use were too valuable to show off to the enemy, even if they could only hazard a guess as to what it was she was about to cast if they saw it.

Her time was up, she had to move. Now!

“Woo! Go Amity!” Well, there went her attempts at keeping her heart rate steady.

The crowd roared as she was tackled by someone with a head full of purple hair. Amity hit the Grudgby field hard, but not bad enough to break anything at least. To the sidelines, hopping around in a cheerleader outfit of all things, was Luz, who stopped her jumping with her hands clamping over her mouth in worry to see Amity on the ground, but the human couldn’t begrudge Luz one bit. It felt amazing to know she had her own cheer squad, even if she found the way Luz jumped around to be incredibly distracting. Curse her hormones.

Still, if the sound of the buzzer going off meant anything, she hadn’t been taken down in vain. At the other end of the field, standing in the Glandus in-goal, Grudgby ball spinning on the tip of her finger and a sinister, dominating grin plastered on her face, was Boscha. She’d managed to score the final point of the game just as time was called, winning the game for Hexside.

Amity allowed herself to fall limp on the ground, breathing hard and taking in the soreness that pervaded every inch of her body. Between all her adventures and willingly joining the school’s team, she was beginning to wonder if she was an adrenaline junkie who lived life on the edge and just hadn’t realized it until now.

Boscha strutted across the field, tossing the ball over her shoulder as she approached Amity and offered her a hand up. “You did good today, human. When you’re not dominating the field, you make a great distraction for the other team to chase down.”

Amity took the hand, lifting herself up off the ground and easing herself to her feet, which she was sure were covered in blisters by this point. “Thanks, Boscha. I did my best, and I’m glad it paid off.”

She received a hard shove for her comment, almost sending her sprawling back to the ground, “You call that your best? You missed an easy goal halfway through, and completely whiffed it right now. If I wasn’t making up for your slack, we’d have lost.”

Despite her harsh words, Amity knew Boscha meant well. The triclops sneered, “We’re just going to have to train you harder. I’m adding an extra hour to your training every day next week.”

Now it was Amity’s turn to scoff, “You know I can’t do that, I have my job at the library. I’m pushing it as it is.”

“Excuses, excuses.” Boscha grumbled, crossing her arms. “Alright, we’re done here. Go hit the showers or something. Captain's orders.”

Amity was just going to assume the ‘or something’ part of that order also covered going to talk to her girlfriend, because that was absolutely next on Amity’s gay agenda.

Amity brushed the grass off of her uniform, and strolled over to the edge of the field, doing her best to look suave, cool, and casual despite the bruises that littered her body and the fact that she could hardly walk straight. Luz beamed at her, setting her pom-poms down, looking like an utter dork in her homemade cheer outfit. Not having made the actual cheer team wasn’t putting a damper on her plans to cheer Amity on in the slightest. The poor human girl’s heart pounded in her chest as she drank in the sight of her girlfriend’s adorable nature.

Luz wasn’t doing much better. Amity’s uniform was clinging to her body, and her lavender hair was wet with sweat, sticking to her forehead, having come undone from its usual half-ponytail long ago. Luz had never really wondered if she had a thing for jocks, but after seeing Amity rip and tear her way from goalpost to goalpost, she had her answer. The lights from the stadium glistened off of her girlfriend’s skin, making her appear to shimmer, and Luz was the one who felt like she’d just sprinted from one end of the field to the other as her heart skipped a beat.

“Hey,” Amity said lamely, suddenly feeling too flustered to put together a sentence.

“Right back at you,” Luz stuttered, avoiding making eye contact.

Both were insanely grateful their friends couldn’t see them now. They’d been dating for over two months now, and yet they still turned into messes around each other in situations like this, and no one in their friend group would be willing to drop ammunition like this. Luz brushed a stray strand of her hair out of her face, cheeks red as she searched for anything to say. “You really know how to kick a ball.” Nailed it.

“Only because I had my super awesome girlfriend here to have my back,” Amity replied instantly and almost regretted saying something so corny, except that it made Luz happy to hear if her bashful smile was anything to go by.

Luz herself was feeling daring, “Seeing as you were absolutely the star player of tonight’s game, I’d say you deserve a reward, don't you?”

They were so close now, both leaning forward, lips puckering. This was it, they were finally going to kiss. On the lips. Right after the big game. It was everything Amity literally dreamed of, so much so she had to pause and pinch herself, if just to make sure she wasn’t actually asleep.

Amity could feel Luz’s breath on her lips when the witch snorted, pulling back and covering her mouth to try and hide the sound. Luz’s eyes reflected a mixture of amusement that refused to be restrained, and horror that she’d actually laughed in Amity’s face, but she just couldn’t help it.

“I’m sorry!” Luz chuckled, “The mood was just so right, but you reek!”

Amity made a face, then lifted her arm and took a sniff, gagging. Yeah, she’d been sweating out on the field for several hours now, and her sweat had gone sour in its scent. She couldn’t blame Luz though, as soon as the fact was made clear to her, her own nose wrinkled up and a chuckle escaped her throat.

Behind her Boscha walked by, giving a brief shout their way, “This is why I ordered you to take a shower!”


“Come on, Gus, you’re perfectly awesome just the way you are!” Luz assured him as the group made their way to the library the next day. Beside her, Willow gave an encouraging nod.

“I think your illusions are wonderful. And you’re great at them too, it’s why you’ve managed to move up two years.” The Plant witch put a hand on his shoulder, giving it a gentle squeeze.

Gus seemed unsure of himself, eyes downcast as he walked, “I don’t know guys… I mean, I feel kind of useless compared to the rest of you.”

The young boy was having some confidence issues regarding his chosen skill set since shortly after the petrification ceremony. While he’d been praised by the masked leader of the rebellion for helping save Eda’s life, he’d had to do that without his powers, and when push came to shove, all of his friends could take down threats, while he just… couldn’t.

Gus was afraid to voice those concerns, though, seeing as if the others thought he might be thinking about joining the BATs, they’d want to talk him out of it. Well, Willow and Amity would try to talk him out of it, Luz would probably want to join as well, and that might just be worse, since she was, well, Luz, and was a trouble magnet.

Walking just behind him, steps in sync, were Amity’s siblings, who Gus hadn’t had much time to interact with. They’d made it pretty clear that they weren’t going to answer any of his questions about the human world truthfully, much to his disappointment. Em tapped a finger to her chin, “I’m not really sure what you’re complaining about-“

“Yeah, if we had your powers, can you imagine just how many tricks and pranks we could pull?” Edric finished his sister’s thought, both grinning at the possibilities.

And that was exactly why they hadn’t been forthcoming about human world stuff. They just found it too funny to mess with Augustus, his last question session ending with Amity yelling at them and throwing things until they apologized, and he had to erase hours of notes. If sabotaging academic research was what humans considered funny, Gus thought they needed to rethink their sense of humor.

“Nothing’s stopping you from trying to change tracks!” Luz nudged him, “You could always use my secret room and learn more?”

“That might be my only course of action at this point, but it’s too late for me to completely change tracks” Gus sighed. “This isn’t like with Willow, who could do plant magic really well while stuck in abominations, this is more the opposite. This would be like taking her from plants and moving her to abominations, despite her being terrible at it. Do you really think she’d be able to do anything halfway advanced before we graduate?”

Willow frowned, seeing his point, “No, I don’t think I could.”

Luz kicked a rock at her feet, “Yeah, you’d have to start from the bottom… I could probably tutor you a bit…”

“Thanks Luz,” and despite Gus’s melancholic tone, he did mean it. His friends didn’t need to try and pick him up when he was down in the dumps over a problem he knew was silly from their perspective, and yet they still tried.

“Hey, what’s going on over there?” Ed spoke up, using his height to peek over their heads at a bit of commotion below them, on the street under the bridge they were walking on.

All eyes widened as what looked like a Slitherbeast was wreaking havoc in the street, barreling down the road. Everything in its path was destroyed as the monster rampaged, ramming carts and stalls and anything else that got in its way. Its claws narrowly missed several passersby and vendors, who only just ducked in time to avoid the swipes.

To make matters worse, Braxas, one of the children Luz liked to read to when she visited Amity at the library, was directly in the path of the beast. Luz grabbed onto the railing, intent on throwing herself down there to fight and distract the Slitherbeast herself, only for three other students her age, proudly wearing their Glandus uniforms, to step in before she could. Using a combination of abomination, plant, and construction magic the trio of newcomers managed to halt the demon in its tracks, earning applause from the onlookers.

Luz breathed a sigh of relief, glad her littlest buddy hadn’t had so much as a hair on his bald, wrinkled head harmed, with Gus beside her looking just as starstruck by that act of heroism. Without another word, Gus took off down the nearby steps, skidding to a halt in front of the Glandus students.

Luz chuckled and gave chase, followed by Willow, Edric and Emira. They caught up with them just as Mattholomule suddenly appeared, huffing and puffing, and calling the Glandus girl’s name. “Bria!”

“Mattholomule?” Gus asked, raising a curious brow to see his fellow Hexolio and club member here of all places.

“Augustus? And Luz?” The newcomer frowned at seeing his classmates there.

“And co!” Edric grinned, throwing up some jazz hands, oblivious to the boy’s icy mood.

Matt didn’t bother acknowledging him, simply grimacing. “Back off, this is Glandus business only.”

Bria held up her hands, offering it as a sign of peace, “Relax, Matty, it’s all good here. You got that map you told us about?”

Matt pulled out a map, and started to hand it over to Bria when something clicked in Luz’s mind, “Oh, you were at the game last night, weren’t you? On the Glandus Grudgby team!”

Bria blinked, map half opened and in mid explanation about what it led to, then smiled brightly, “Yeah, that’s us!”

The Glandus girl took a good hard look at Luz, recognition in her own eyes, “Hey, you were that cheerleader! I thought I recognized you. Sorry about your girlfriend, but you know, games a game.” Bria shrugged, with a ‘what can you do’ expression on her face.

Luz realized now that this was the same girl who tackled Amity the night before, and forced a smile. It wasn’t that she begrudged Bria for what she did, it’s part of the game, but at the same time there was a part of Luz that didn’t like that this girl had hurt Amity.

“Luz, later,” Gus quickly said, turning his eyes back to Bria, curiosity burning behind his eyes, “What were you just saying about that map?”

Bria explained, with the help of her friends, Gavin and Angmar, that the map led to a mysterious treasure called Galdorstones, which many a witch had heard legends about. Luz herself had always thought they were a fairy tale, but her Mom seemed to believe in them, even if she could never seem to find one of her own.

“You said you were Hexside students, right? We could always use the extra strength, especially if Luz here is half as tough as her girlfriend.” Bria offered, her face friendly as she extended an offer to let them join, looking hopefully in Gus’ direction.

Gus was in the middle of shooting the offer down, his expression a little nervous. Between the stars in his eyes when he’d seen Bria work, and how the girl seemed to look at Gus like she was talking directly to him instead of explaining what was going on with the group, Luz, certified matchmaker, could see the potential spark of awkward teen romance in their future.

“We should go!” Luz spoke over Gus, clamping a hand on his shoulder. On Gus’s other side, Willow looked just as surprised, with Mattholomule seeming livid with the intrusion.

“But Gus is just an illusionist!” Mattholomule argued, pointing an accusatory finger at his rival.

“I thought we were going to help Ed, Em and Amity at the library today?” Willow asked, pointedly glaring at Matt for daring to disrespect Gus for his magical prowess.

Luz faltered, a faint blush on her cheeks when thinking about seeing her girlfriend. They hadn’t spoken about the failed kiss from the night before yet, both making an effort to avoid the discussion out of embarrassment. So maybe she was still wanting to avoid the subject, and in turn, Amity, if just for a few more hours to get her head on straight? There wasn’t anything wrong with that.

But she didn’t need to come to her own defense, or find an excuse. Em gave her a nudge forward, “Go on, have a fun treasure hunting adventure. We’ll be fine!”

“Yeah,” Edric added, throwing a friendly arm over Willow’s shoulder, “Besides, it’ll just be a boring library trip. Amity knows that place like the back of her hand, we’ll be in and out before you know it.”

Luz grinned at her friends, “See? We’re all good!”

She leaned forward, whispering into Gus’s ear, “Besides, this will help you discover just what kind of magic you might want to study, and be really good at it if we can get a Galdorstone!”

Gus seemed to happily accept that answer, beaming at his friends. “Alright, we’re in!.

Bria beamed, “That’s great! Now come on, we need to get a move on if we’re going to make it to the Forearm Forest before it gets too late into the day!”

The Hexside students bid farewell to Ed and Em, waving cheerfully as they parted ways. Luz, eager to get a move on, started to jog beside the group, only to bump into a familiar redhead, knocking both of them to the ground.

“Looks like someone’s a bit clumsy,” Bria chuckled, her friends heartily joining her.

Luz, flushed with embarrassment, jumped to her feet and offered a hand to the girl she’d knocked over, doing nothing to mask the surprise on her face at who it was. “Boscha?”

The grudgby captain sneered, brushing herself with her hands to get the dirt that ended up covering her letterman jacket off. “Yeah, what of it, Luz-e… um, Luz.”

Boscha stilled when she saw the group of newly acquainted friends. Her face became an expressionless mask upon seeing the same team who she had faced in Grudgby the night before, hardly paying attention to Luz as she apologized to her. “I am so sorry, I didn’t see you there!”

“It’s no problem. I’ve taken way harder falls on the field,” Boscha assured, not taking her eyes off the Glandus students. “What’s going on here?”

Bria smiled and answered coyly, “Oh, just a little adventure!”

“Top secret!” Gavin added.

“Couldn’t tell ya even if we wanted to,” Angmar finished.

Gus nodded along seriously, while Matt just kept his arms crossed and mouth shut. Willow looked a bit put out, sensing the tension radiating off of Boscha.

“Is that so?” Boscha narrowed all three of her eyes, then nodded her head casually to the side, gesturing for Luz to join her for a moment.

Luz did so, feeling a bit confused. This was the longest she’d ever had to interact with Boscha since Grom. She’d even stopped calling Luz names, thanks to Amity, but she’d never wanted to hang out with Luz before. Still, if Boscha was putting her best foot forward, Luz would meet her halfway there.

Once they were far enough away, Boscha finally took two of her eyes off Bria and her group, keeping her third on them. “Watch yourself, Noceda.” She warned, vaguely.

Luz frowned, feeling a bit put off, “Of who? Bria?” The brunette cast her eyes back at her new friends, Bria giving a small wave in her direction, which Luz returned with a smile. “What could possibly be wrong with her?”

“…” Boscha was silent for a moment, then shrugged, keeping her expression neutral, “It might be nothing. But I thought I’d let you know. Bitch can sense bitch.”

She didn’t keep Luz any longer, stuffing her hands into her letterman and stalking off, Luz unsure if she should trust Boscha at her word, or continue with Bria. In the end, Luz shook her head and went for the latter. Everyone deserves a chance, and Luz wasn’t going to throw Bria’s away on the word of an ex bully.


Ed and Em sat at a desk in the library, browsed through the crystal ball. The relic was an older model, constantly taking time to load up their search queries.

They thankfully didn’t need to search long, the results for ‘human’ pulled up a short list, composed mostly of Eda’s exploits before her curse took over, when she sold stuff at her stand. A few articles about human stuff washing up on the beach, then finally they found one, from almost four hundred years ago.

“Human resident donates personal diary to library…” Emira read aloud, looking to Ed with a grin. “I think this is it!”

Ed peeked over his reading glasses and gave a nod, “Must be, how many other humans could have been here? But damn, look at that date. That diary must be ancient.” He spoke that last bit with uncertainty, something not missed by Em.

“No more so than this crystal ball,” Emira joked, hoping to keep her brother’s spirits up. Something that old might not be around anymore, but they couldn’t just give up.

“You’re more right than you know,” Amity’s voice greeted them from behind, their little sister pushing a cart full of books that needed to be returned to their shelves. “Most of the crystal balls here are pushing four to five hundred years of age.”

Edric pursed his lip in thought, “you know, I can’t be the only one who thinks that’s kinda weird, right? These things act like computers, yet have been around for centuries. You’d think the demon realm would be, like, super high tech by now, right? Colonies on Mars, time machines powered by teeth kinda stuff?”

Amity perked up, a bright smile on her face as she began to excitedly talk, “I actually have a theory on that! See, you’re thinking in terms of technology, not magic. Technology gets better, more advanced, but spells just… don’t? Sure, you can make new ones, or find new ways to use them, but a spell to make a crystal ball work like that has been fundamentally unchanged for millennia. You can’t just make it work better, outside of refreshing the spells once they start to degrade.”

Emira thought it over for a moment, “So, what you’re saying is, magic can’t change or evolve the same as technology, so it’s left these guys stuck in renn-faire times?”

“Not quite, but close, it’s more lack of innovation to drive them forward, if you can even measure it that way,” Amity replied, talking faster the more she went, “It’s so fascinating to see how their society has changed and developed compared to the human realm, I’m honestly thinking about writing a research paper on it someda-“

FFFFPPPPPPPTTTT!” The twins both made loud fart noises with their mouths, interrupting Amity’s spiel, and earning an offended gasp from their little sister.

“You two are so infuriating, and immature!” Amity scolded angrily, “And keep it down, this is a library!”

“Only you would want to write a paper about the stagnation of a magical society, Mittens.” Edric laughed, but did do as she asked and kept his voice lowered.

“Always an overachiever, even in fantasyland.” Emira chortled quietly behind her hand.

“You do realize you still need my help, right?” Amity asked with a deadpan expression, wiping the smirks off of both her siblings' faces.

“Sorry,” they both murmured, not looking very sorry at all.

Amity sighed, brushing her fingers through her still freshly dyed lavender hair. “Whatever. Just show me what you’ve found, and I’ll see if I can locate it for you.”

She seemed to pause, as if noticing someone’s absence, “Where’s Luz, by the way?”

Emira gave a wave of her hand, warding off her sister's worry, “She went with Gus and Willow someplace with some new friends. We told her we’d handle this today, and to go have fun outside of a stuffy library for once.”

It took all of Amity’s effort to keep the relief off of her face. Not that she didn’t want to see her awesome girlfriend, but after last night… She was in a mental tug-o-war over if she should just kiss Luz and get it over with, giggle-fits be damned, or curling into a ball from the sheer awkwardness the idea filled her with. The last thing she wanted was to be a flustered mess in public, at her job, with the twins around to tease them and make it worse, so she quickly filed her feelings away for later.

“I see,” She instead said, keeping her response simple. “Well then, let's just get this over with.”

Amity sat at the desk, taking a look at the entry on the glass. Checking the date for the entry, she made a face, “Oh, dang. I realized this happened a while ago, but something this old…”

“It still exists, right?” Edric pleadingly asked.

His little sister nodded, “Yeah, but everything from this era was more or less purged when Belos took over. Not burned, thankfully, but it’s been moved to the Forbidden Stacks with the rest of the banned knowledge that only those permitted by the Emperor are allowed to read.”

“So, it might as well be destroyed,” Emira groaned, burying her face into her arms as she collapsed onto the desk.

“Don’t be so sure,” Amity spoke, making both Ed and Em look up at her distraughtly, “My staff card should be able to access the stacks, but, and I need to stress this, I can lose my job for doing so.”

Emira wrapped Amity up in a tight hug, leaving the girl gasping for breath, while Ed threw himself at her feet, “You’d really do this for us?”

Amity rolled her eyes, “Yes, but you need to listen. I’m going in there alone-“

“But we can help!”

“No one but the Head Librarian is supposed to be in there,” Amity hissed, “I’m not going to risk getting caught by taking in the two loudest, most obnoxious people on the Titan. It’ll only take me a few minutes.”

Seeing their whimpering faces, Amity facepalmed, “Look, just, keep an eye on the door. If Malphas comes by, distract him until I can get back out. That will help, alright?”

That seemed to perk them back up, Emira smirking, “We can totally be distracting!” She bragged, giving her braid a seductive swish.

“Yeah!” Ed added, trying to give a smoldering look, before dropping it to ask, “Wait, you did mean in the hot way, right? Not the annoying way Amity keeps implying?”

The youngest Blight rolled her eyes, then wheeled her cart off to the side of a nearby shelf. Giving a discreet look around to make sure no one else was looking her way, she abandoned the cart and moved on to the back wall, where the entrance to the stacks were. She turned and gave one last look at the twins, who flashed her each a thumbs up as she used her staff card to open the seals on the door, and quietly slipped inside.

Edric leaned back in his chair, immediately bored. “I’m sure she’s got this. Wanna see if they have a magical version of Mewtube on these crystal balls?”

Emira gave her brother an amused smile, ready to type into the ball when her eye caught something suspicious, drawing her attention across the library, where someone familiar just walked in.

“Ed, get down!” She whispered, grabbing her brother by the arm and dragging him to the floor and under the desk with her.

“What?” He hissed back, Emira ignoring him to peek over the edge of their table. He quickly did so as well, suppressing a curse under his breath. “Not this guy again…”

The Golden Guard, standing tall, face hidden behind his iconic mask with his red jeweled staff gripped tightly in hand, was marching with a sense of purpose through the library, leering at anyone who happened to cross his path. The twins gulped, wondering what he could possibly be doing here, as he made his way to the front desk where Malphas was helping someone check out a book.

The elderly woman in line was picked up by a crimson beam and moved aside, the Guard brushing past her so he could speak to the librarian himself, “Malphas, correct? I’m here on official Coven business. I need a pass to enter the Forbidden Stacks.”

Malphas eyed the young man hesitantly, but knew better than to deny him. He simply reached under the desk and pulled out a pass, sliding it across the smooth wooden surface to the guard, “And what are you looking for today? I may be able to guide you to the correct section. The Forbidden stacks are quite a large area to traverse, if you don’t know what you’re looking for.”

The Golden Guard stilled, as if considering if he should mention it here or not. He eventually gave a little shrug, figuring no one would really care, it had been centuries since this book had been last checked out anyway, “I’m looking for a human diary, a few centuries old.”

Ed and Em gasped from their hiding spot. Malphas merely scratched his chin, eyes misted over in concentration, “I believe you’ll find that in the Deadwardian Era donations shelf in the lower east wing of the stacks, though I’m afraid I cannot narrow it down any further. It’s where banned knowledge from the Human Realm of that era is normally kept.”

The Guard gave a nod of acknowledgment, then swiftly turned around and walked away. Emira gave Edric a nudge, gesturing for them to follow after, and with some reluctance he moved, his sister right behind him. They dove from shelf to shelf, hiding from sight as they followed the Golden Guard to the Forbidden Stacks entrance, which opened for the guard as soon as he displayed his card.

Once the doors were open, the white cloaked man stepped forward, his footsteps echoing down the dark corridor, the shadows swallowing him as he disappeared down the path. With a creak, the heavy doors began to shut behind him, but not before the twins dashed, barely making it through before it slammed shut.

It was just them, alone, in the dark, when Edric muttered, “Amity is going to kill us…”


Wandering through the woods wasn’t how Willow had expected her day to go, but all in all, she couldn’t complain. She loved being around nature, feeling the magic of the plants growing around her. It was soothing, even if the company around her was more than a little frantic.

“And then Gus, with his quick thinking, as always, I mean, I mentioned he is the top of his class despite skipping two grades, right? Yeah, well, he managed to-“

Willow gave a fond roll of her eyes as Luz prattled on about one of their adventures together, clearly doing her best to put in a good word for her friend to Bria, but just trying way too hard that it was a little ridiculous. For what it was worth, Bria did seem to be hanging on to Luz’s every word, shooting the occasional impressed look at Gus.

Gus didn’t seem to mind Luz speaking for him, if the faint dusting of pink on his cheeks said anything. Willow did suppose he was at that age, and with his bout of Witch puberty, he finally was going to start getting crushes and wanted to look impressive. She supposed that meant she should start inviting him to her and Luz’s girl talk sessions, which was going to be a major relief. Those had been dominated by Luz gushing over Amity lately.

Not that Willow was jealous, or anything, because she really wasn’t. She was so happy for her friends, she just hadn’t really found anyone that she hadn’t found just kinda cute. No one she wanted to chase after yet, like Luz had for anyone who was pretty or had ripped abs since she was like, nine.

While not a crush in the slightest, she did like hanging out with Angmar so far. He really knew his plants. “I’ve always found that griffon dung worked as the best fertilizer for the Isleium Praereptor. It really takes to it, the ones in my greenhouse love the stuff.” The boy said, his blue eyes bright as he spoke. It seemed pretty clear he appreciated Willow’s company about as much as she did his, seeing as he seemed to be the only plant witch in his friend group as well.

Willow’s own eyes lit up in wonder and a bit of envy, “You have your own greenhouse? I have a small garden, but I have to stick with the greenhouse at school for the plants that need that environment. I’ve been trying to talk my parents into getting one for ages.”

“It was my grandfather’s, actually. He set it up way back when he was just a bit older than we a-“ The demon boy cut off as a butterfly fluttered by, his eyes immediately entranced by it. His course changed, veering to the left, both eyes locked onto the insect, hands outstretched as he followed it blindly.

The snapping of fingers met Willow’s ears, the sound pulling Angmar out of his trance. “Huh, oh, sorry. I’ve always wanted to make my own butterfly sanctuary, these guys are my passion.” He mumbled bashfully.

Willow giggled, but Bria, the one who had snapped her fingers, just cleared her throat, “Just focus on the path ahead, Angmar. We don’t need you getting distracted now, do we?”

The boy chuckled nervously and rubbed the back of his head, hearing the hidden threat the others missed underneath the soft, caring tone. “Of course, Bria. I’ll keep focused.”

They continued to trudge along through the forest, which was beginning to grow thick with thorny vines, Willow and Angmar helping clear a path and moving the plants, while Bria used a machete to chop her way through. Nothing slowed that girl down, which Willow admired, though she wished she’d leave the plant life alone and let the witches she’d brought along handle it.

Very soon, they came upon their first real obstacle, aside from sore feet. A giant tangle of thorns and vines blocked their path, stretching out from tree to tree in a complicated knot. Even Bria couldn’t chop her way through.

Mattholomule, intent on making his worth known, stepped forward first, powered either by confidence or arrogance, but sure of himself either way, “Stand back everyone, I’ll make quick work of this and we can be on our way.”

While Willow, Gus and Luz were willing to give Matt a shot, it was pretty clear the Glandus students were a bit less believing in his abilities, if the eye rolling and mocking expressions were anything to go by. Still, he volunteered, so everyone took a step back to let him work.

Matt eyed the large amount of plant growth in front of him, side stepping around the area and sizing it up, trying to take it all in. It was becoming abundantly clear he was trying to buy himself time to come up with a plan. Bria scoffed, and called out, “Any day, Matty!”

“I’m going, I’m going!” Matt called back, then gave a nervous spin of his finger. The ground started to shake a little, then pillars of earth erupted, slamming into the mass of plants and… didn’t do much of anything. A few vines were broken and snapped, falling to the ground, but otherwise the giant tangle was unmoved and unharmed.

“Aw, better luck next time, Matty,” Bria cooed, giving the boy a pat on the back. Beside her, Angmar and Gavin laughed, at least until Bria turned her eyes to them, “Well, who wants to go next?”

Both boys quieted down immediately, neither wanting to be called on to perform. Willow sighed, and shook her head at how quick they were to cast judgement when they themselves didn’t think they could accomplish the task.

Her pointed ears twitched as she picked up Luz speaking in a hushed tone to Gus, and she turned to see her, “Come on, you can use this, and it’ll look really cool!”

In her hands was one of Amity’s glyphs, probably a fire spell if Willow had to guess. Gus seemed unsure, taking the paper in his own hands, “I don’t know, Luz. Couldn’t you just cast a fireball or something? You’re pretty powerful.”

“Yeah, but this way, you’ll be able to look good for Bria.” Luz waggled her eyebrows, and Gus turned scarlet, letting out a nervous chuckle.

Willow pinched her brow as they schemed. It wasn’t just that she didn’t have faith in Luz’s plans(they did tend to backfire, but at least this one was simple), but she wasn’t going to stand by and let a bunch of plants be burned in a flammable forest when there were two capable plant mages right here. Turning back to the Glandus gang, Willow smiled brightly, if a little forced, “Angmar, why don’t you give it a shot?”

The demon boy seemed surprised to hear his name being suggested, pointing at himself just to be sure, “Wait, really? I don’t know, that’s pretty big-“

“I think you can do it.” Willow assured him, giving him a pat on the shoulder.

Hearing Willow’s words, Gavin joined in with his own words of encouragement for his friend. “You’re the best plant witch I know! If anyone can move it, you can, you’ve got the Glandus strength and guts!”

Out of the corner of her eye, Willow could see Luz’s plan rapidly dissolving as Angmar, now with two people voicing their belief in him, stepped forward, ready to get rid of the massive amount of thorns in their path.

“Alright, I- I can do this!” He roared, then made a large spell circle. The vines started to glow in front of them, filled with his magic as they began to shift, trying to untangle themselves under their new master's will. Angmar grit his teeth, trying to focus, but it was becoming clear that he wasn’t strong enough to get the job done. Not alone, at least.

Behind her back, Willow made her own spell circle, subtly assisting the butterfly obsessed boy. The vines began to unknot, pulling away from one another, and moving back into the trees as it did so, until, with a gasp, Angmar finished the task, collapsing to his knees in exhaustion as a narrow passageway between the vines was revealed.

“You did it!” Willow beamed, standing beside him and offering a hand up, while trying to hide her own weariness, “I knew you could.”

“I did, huh?” He grinned back, taking her hand and picking himself up and off the ground, “I really did it! I proved how powerful I am!”

Gavin laughed joyously, giving his friend a high five, while Bria just gave him a tight, polite smile, “That was great, Angmar! Who knew you’d gotten that strong!”

“He might even be stronger than you!” Luz teased playfully, elbowing Bria.

The girl’s smile fell at Luz’s words, but she recovered quickly enough. “Oh, please, he wishes.”

Gus breathed out an impressed sigh, “Dang, Matty, I didn’t know these Glandus friends of yours were such major leaguers. Is everyone like that over there?”

Matt grimaced, “You have no idea. And don’t call me Matty.”


Ed and Em followed the Golden Guard, carefully stepping in tune with him to mask the sound of their own steps from echoing down the long, dark hallway. Not an easy task when his feet weren’t visible with his cloak in the way, but they managed.

The corridor seemed to stretch on and on, the twins wondering just how much farther the place could possibly go, when finally it opened into an enormous room, larger than the Bonesborough library itself. The Guard stepped into the main room, seemingly unphased by how massive it was, then turned the corner, vanishing from their sight.

Emira just looked out into the expanse, hardly able to see the other side of the building with how large and dark it was. That wasn’t even hiding the fact that at the center of the room was a pit that seemed to go down forever, with only a staircase that led to the many underground levels below. “Just how many books did the Empire ban?”

Edric shook his head, unable to believe his eyes, “I’m going to take a wild guess and say he banned anything that went against his word about how the world was before his rule, which was more or less everything.”

“Why didn’t he just burn it all, then?”” Em pondered, tapping her chin, wondering what use a giant hidden library underneath the regular library could possibly have.

“Maybe he did? These are just the books he needed kept? Like, one copy of each book, the rest destroyed, since well, this place is filled with magic. What if they needed that information? He did send his head cheerleader down here to fetch our book…” Edric shrugged, no closer to an answer than she was.

They stepped out into the main room, and were almost immediately blasted by a ray of red energy. Just around the corner he’d vanished behind, was the Golden Guard, “You two were really smart, hiding the sound of your footsteps like that. It’s too bad you’re really noisy mouth breathers, I might not have heard you otherwise.”

He cocked his head, “Also, the fact you started blabbing the moment I was out of sight wasn’t the smartest move, either. Voices carry in a big empty place like this.”

The twins were both caught like deer in the headlights of a kareening truck as the Golden Guard began to charge another blast with his staff. It was only at the last possible moment that Edric came to his senses, shoving his sister to the ground and following after her that the beam missed. “Go, we need to get to that book before he does!”

Em scrambled back to her feet, jumping to dodge another magical blast that tore a chunk out of the floor, “On it!”

“Oh no you don’t,” Hunter growled behind his mask, taking his staff in both hands and sending a wave of magic at the floor, powerful enough he could feel the pressure it exerted pressed against his back teeth. A large wall of stone appeared, blocking Emira off and forcing her to skid to a halt, “We still need to talk about that assault you put me through back on the island!”

“If it makes you feel any better, it was meant to make you uncomfortable!” Emira squealed, ducking as the staff swung right where her head had just been.

“Yeah, goose stepping fascists aren’t really our type!” Edric taunted in an attempt to get the Guard’s focus back on him.

The twins managed to break away, running for what they assumed was the east wing of the Forbidden Stacks. “He can’t chase both of us,” Edric pointed in one direction, which Em took, while he went the other, both of them weaving through the bookshelves until they were well and truly lost, but at least away from the Golden Guard.

Hunter stalked the twins from the shadows, listening closely with his pointed ears for the clattering of their footfalls on the stone floor. “You can’t hide from me forever!”

Edric breathed heavily, already feeling a stitch in his side from his lack of athleticism. Sure, he’d been on the track team back at his human high school, but that was mostly to keep his mother off his back, and because being seen as sporty got the attention of babes and dudes. He wasn’t actually built for running anymore than the average couch potato. Still, remembering how the guard had known they were there before, he clamped a hand over his mouth to silence his breathing.

He pressed himself against the bookcase, sidling along as quietly as he could and trying to keep from being seen. It was dark enough he had to strain his eyes, feeling each step before committing to it on the ancient, uneven stone floor so he didn’t accidentally trip and fall on his face. Ed reached the end of the aisle, carefully peeking his head out so he could check the corners for any sight of either his sister, or the guard, and suddenly he felt something on his shoulder.

He screamed.


The next leg of their journey brought them to a swampy area of the forest, which was overgrown with bubbling mud pits. Moving through it was easy enough when they stuck to the rocks that sat above the surface, but they came to a crossroads when the space between rocks came to be farther than half a Grudgby field.

Bria took one look at the pit, and crossed her arms, “I’m not so sure plant magic is going to solve this like last time…”

Gus stood beside her, rubbing his chin as he tried to come up with a way forward. His first thought was that Luz might be able to do something, maybe freeze the mud, but the more he looked at the bubbling bog in front of him, the more it reminded him of that flask Amity had taken from the Emperor’s artifact room. That let her make abominations, and what were those if not magical mud monsters?

Besides, if he did this, it’d prove he got along well with Bria’s friends, which was a total in.

“Hey, Gavin, think you could make a bridge using this mud?” He turned to the taller, purple dressed boy.

Gavin pursed his lips in thought, bending to his knee to put a finger into the muck, and testing the consistency. He eyed the color, even gave it a lick to try the taste, only to spit it out because it was still mud. With a sigh, he looked back and gave a shake of his head, “No can do. While there might be enough stuff here to animate it, I’m not sure I can make a solid bridge. This swamp is too deep, it’d collapse the second we stepped foot on it like thin ice.”

Luz bounced in behind Gus, peeking over his body, “Well, if you can’t make something to walk on, why not make something that can walk across?”

Everyone looked at her, then back at Gavin, who gave a shrug, “I mean, it could work? All the ingredients are here, but it could get messy.”

Everyone took a step back as Gavin got to his feet again, and made a circle, tongue clenched between his teeth in focus. From the swampy waters ripples began to arise as the mud under the surface was disturbed.

Gavin’s brow began to sweat, but a supportive hand clamped either of his shoulders, Gus and Luz, each chanting their belief in him, “You can do it!” He clenched his eyes shut, focusing everything he had on forming an abomination large enough to carry them across, and from the muck it arose.

An arm slammed down on the stones around them as the Abomination pried itself from the surface of the swamp. It stank of death and decay, and was covered in various plants that grew under the murky water it came from. Despite being waist deep in the swamp, it still towered over them, just large enough for all of the children to climb onto its back, which they wasted no time doing as Gavin was struggling to keep the spell going.

Bria and Willow helped everyone else get on with vines and earthen pillars before climbing on themselves, and being carried slowly but steadily across the large distance between the stones. Any wonder they had at experiencing this miracle of magic was dampened severely by the fact that they would reek something fierce long after they were back on solid land, but at least they’d be one step closer to the Galdorstones.

Gavin stood tall, held in the abomination’s hand, fists raised to the sky, “I did it! Take that, dad! And you said I’d never amount to anything!”

The abomination held together just long enough for everyone to climb off of it and onto the stones, it quickly losing its shape before sinking back into the swamp. Gavin puffed out his chest as his friends whooped and cheered, surrounding him.

“You were amazing!” Gus exclaimed. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen an abomination that big before!”

Gavin seemed bashful for a moment, trying to wave them off, “Come on, you don’t mean that.”

“We do!” Luz insisted, “Trust me, you might be stronger than most of the people in Hexside’s abomination courses.”

Bria’s own smile seemed a little strained, “We couldn’t have made it without you, Gav. Now, Matty, where are we on the map?”

The smallest of the group pulled out the map, just happy to be acknowledged by his former schoolmates, “According to the map, we should be getting close…”

Mattholomule took the lead, brushing past the others with his nose buried in the parchment of the map. With his eyes occupied, he couldn’t see where he was going, and stepped on the tail of a snake demon, who wrapped his leg up and dragged him into the air, Matt hollering the whole way up.

It was Luz who acted first, used to the people around her getting into life threatening danger. She used a Beast Keeping spell she had learned from her time in the Secret Room of Shortcuts to calm the snake, making it drop Mattholomule to the ground with a thunk, the snake slithering off in the branches ahead to find greener pastures while Gavin and Angmar grabbed Matt by his arms and started to drag him to safety.

“I’m not surprised that you couldn’t handle Glandus,” Angmar muttered as they moved on ahead, leaving Gus, Willow and Luz with Bria.

“What did they mean by ‘couldn’t handle Glandus?’” Gus asked Bria softly as they trailed behind, feeling a little worried about how Matt had needed to be carried around.

Bria took a moment to respond, another forced smile on her lips as she responded, “Things work… differently at Glandus. Weak students are pushed around by the strong. But if I had a Galdorstone, I might be able to change things for the better.”

Willow frowned, “doesn’t sound that much different from Hexside, though we’re trying to be better. Especially when those perceived as weak start pushing back.”

“But it sounds like you have your heart in the right place, so we’re absolutely going to help!” Luz assured, especially after seeing Gus’s smitten smile. She would see this ship sailed, no matter what!

Matt, back on his feet and leading the group despite his injuries, called to those in the back, “We’re here.”

Before them was a large, decrepit gate made of stone, above hung the words “Looking Glass,” with the final word crumbled off, which is how it must have got its name. Carved into the double doors were two faces, one smiling, the other frowning, which put Gus on edge. That was an old illusionist icon, before the Coven system was introduced. Before the Bard and Illusionist covens were considered separate entities, Illusionists had a guild of respected actors and playwrights. Illusionist used to be synonymous with theater, so to see that symbol here told Gus two things:

One, this place was ancient, which was obvious by the state of decay it was in. And two, it was somehow tied to illusionists of old, who wouldn’t even have been able to make use of the Galdorstones.

“Whoa,” Luz breathed, impressed with what they had found.

Willow nodded, “I know. I half expected that map was a dud, but it was the real thing after all.”

Bria quickly recovered from her own slack jaw, and put Angmar on guard duty. Unfortunately the boy wasn’t paying attention, not because he’d been transfixed by the ruins like everyone else, but because he was once more wandering after the butterflies.

“Angmar, I said you’re on guard duty. And if I catch you playing with any more bugs, I’ll make you eat them, okay?” Bria warned, her voice as sweet yet threatening as a fire bee’s honey.

The boy stilled, standing ramrod straight. Willow raised an eyebrow at the thinly veiled threat the other girl had issued, and with a twirl of her finger summoned up a flower that had sweet nectar in its buds at Angmar’s feet, which the butterfly slowly floated towards. “There, now you won’t have to guard the place alone.” She said with a small smile.

Angmar flashed her a thumbs up, but kept his back to her, unwilling to look away from his watch duties and disappoint Bria.

Inside the ruins was a circle of statues, each figure imposing and cloaked. The faces, though veiled, were passive and wise, looking down on the students that invaded their sanctuary. Mattholomule gazed at them in wonder, quietly murmuring, “I can’t believe we found it.”

Luz looked up at one of the faces and suppressed a shiver, “Whoa. Welcome to downtown creepsville, am I right?”

Bria let out a squeal as she saw a glimmer of light reflecting off of something in one of the statues hands, and quickly used her magic to help her scale it. Tearing the crystal from the statue, whose hands crumbled under her touch, she hopped back down, rejoicing. “We did it, everyone! The power of the Galdorstones is ours!”

She demonstrated the power by slamming her palm into the ground, sending a pillar thicker and taller than any of the surrounding trees of the Forest high above them, making everyone’s mouths drop at the casual display of power.

The others were quick to snag their own stones from each of the statues, but Gus, still feeling like something was off since setting eyes on the place, approached one of the statues and peeled back the ivy covering the epitaph and read it aloud. “Mari the Phantom Bringer?”

Then another, “Aleta the Vision Creator?”

And another, his tone filling with more disbelief, “Khari the Mirage Maker? But, those are titles for..”

He turned to his friends, Willow already testing out her Galdorstone to make a field of flowers with little more than a thought, not even needing seeds to make them sprout, while Luz was juggling a small handful in the air, barely just catching them before they could hit the ground. “Guys! Stop that! We need to put them back!”

That made Luz lose her concentration, sending the stones crashing to the ground and making Gus wince, “Why's that Gustonemo?”

“These aren’t ruins, this is an Illusionist graveyard!” Gus cried, feeling very much like he was stepping on someone’s grave. Because he was, and what was going on around him was so much worse. They were defiling this cemetery and grave robbing it of its artifacts.

The disrespect didn’t stop as Mattholomule quickly discarded his own Galdorstone, a look of disgust on his face as if it’d been pried from the hands of a rotting corpse instead of a stone statue. The sheer disrespect these artifacts were being handled with made Gus’ skin crawl.

Bria scoffed, tossing her own stone up and down in her hands, “Of course you’d say that like it’s a bad thing. You’re just an illusionist yourself, it’s not like you can use these to power up your own abilities.”

Gus’s face fell at those words, slicing through him like a dagger in the back, “W-what are you saying?”

“I’m saying that, while you’re kinda cute, you’re the same as every other illusionist. Weak, and no good for anything but party tricks,” Bria shrugged, the words coming out of her mouth as if they were the simplest truth of the world. “I was disappointed to hear your magic was basically worthless when Matty mentioned you were an illusionist, but your friends seemed like they could be useful, so I didn’t retract my invite.”

Luz frowned, gripping one of the Galdorstones tightly in her hand, “Power hungry, and not very nice. Apologize to my friend right now!”

Willow, likewise glared, using her powers over plant magic to scoop up any of the Galdorstones laying on the ground with vines, and moving them behind her, “Gus is right. This is wrong, and we’re going to put these back now.”

Matt glanced between the two groups, unsure what to do or who to side with. Bria sneered at the three of them, and gave a snap of her fingers, and out of the fog her friends joined her, Angmar on her left, and Gavin on her right, each armed with a Galdorstone of their own. “I don’t think you get it. We’re playing by Glandus rules now, and you only keep what you’re strong enough to tak-“

Her sneer vanished in a burst of surprise as vines burst from the ground and wrapped around her legs, followed by her arms and mouth being bound by abomination slime. Behind her, Gavin and Angmar smiled smugly to themselves, then walked past her.

“Nothing against you, Bria, but you did say we were playing by Glandus rules, and it turns out we’re strong enough to no longer need you.” Gavin informed her, talking over her muffled screams.

“We’re done taking orders from a so-called friend who only ever bosses us around and threatens us,” Angmar agreed, holding his stone close to his chest, the flower Willow grew for him turned into a crown that still had the butterfly nested on it.

Gus breathed a sigh of relief, while Mattholomule simply inched away, not hiding the worry on his face about what this adventure had become. The illusionist stepped forward, “I’m so glad you two sided with us!”

Luz nodded enthusiastically, “Yeah, you guys have great timing!.”

Gavin wiped at his eyes, “My dad never says I have great timing for anything!”

“Aw, shucks, guys, you’re too kind.” Angmar grinned cheerfully, chuckling to himself.

Willow stepped forward with her hands outstretched, ready to take their Galdorstones, “Now that that’s taken care of, let's put these things back and head home.”

Angmar’s laughter died in his throat, and he glanced at his dark skinned friend, “No, I don’t think you get it. You’re too kind. You can go ahead and leave your Galdorstones behind, but we’re keeping ours.”

Luz’s smile fell as she looked at the two in disbelief, “Oh, come on guys, I thought we were all friends here now?”

Gavin shrugged, not looking too broken up about the turn of events, “We are. Just turns out we value power more.”

“Well, at least they’re honest…” Gus grimaced.

“That’s just how the world works,” Angmar said, “If I want a butterfly sanctuary, a couple heads might need to be cracked in.”

“And with this, my dad might finally look my way for more than two seconds!” Gavin exclaimed, holding his stone aloft. “We won’t stop you from leaving. But these two stones are ours now.”

Luz and Willow looked at each other, and then at Gus. They sent a questioning look, with Luz outright asking, “What do you say, Gus?”

Gus looked conflicted, knowing that if it came to blows, he wasn’t going to be able to help his friends. He could compromise his beliefs, and allow Gavin and Angmar the opportunity to walk away with their Galdorstones, but that was grave robbing and it was just so wrong in his mind.

As if sensing his thoughts, Willow reached out and placed a hand on his shoulder, “Do what you think is right, Gus.”

He looked down at her hand, then back up at the Glandus students. What he thought was right? He remembered Eda’s petrification ceremony, and how despite just being a kid in front of an audience of hundreds, he hadn’t hesitated to stand in front of them all and stand up for what he believed in. It was different now, knowing that Willow and Luz would be the ones fighting on his behalf, but they made it clear that wasn’t a problem for them, so he’d put his trust in them.

With a gulp, he steeled his resolve, “I’m sorry you two, but I can’t just let you walk away with those. They don’t belong to you.”

Gavin and Angmar’s eyes flickered to each other, and their stones glowed as they prepared for a fight. Gus tightened his hands into fists, ready to strike if he had to, despite the shaking in his legs, but before anyone could make their move plants burst from under Angmar’s feet, and a blast of magical energy narrowly missed Gavin’s head.

Luz and Willow stepped forward, putting themselves between their friend and their opponents, both looking very cross with the boys. Gus, seeing the fury in their eyes, leapt to the side and behind a grave, ending up beside a shaking and panicked Mattholomule, who seemed to want to be anywhere else.

“You really want to do this?” Angmar asked, body practically radiating with energy as Willow stepped towards him.

She didn’t respond, lashing out with another vine that he quickly dodged, before sending his own in response, twice as long and thick.

That left Luz and Gavin, the boy grinning haughtily, “You said it yourself, I’m strong. What chance do you have when I’ve got this stone with me?”

Luz sent her own wicked grin, the kind that would make her mother proud, waves of magical energy fluctuating off of her body and making her hair wild and crazy, “What chance do I have? I was about to ask you the same thing. Let’s see how you deal with the Daughter of the Owl Lady!”


Emira paled as she heard her brother let out a cry. She wasn’t sure if the Golden Guard had found him, or if some monster that lived in the darkness had, but she wasn’t just going to leave him to suffer.

Following the general direction of his scream, she didn’t bother trying to be quiet, her footsteps slapping against the stone as she ran as fast as she could to his side. She cursed herself silently for not thinking to bring a weapon with her. Eda seemed like the kind of woman who had a taser, or maybe even a gun, she should have asked, and now she was defenseless against an idiot in a mask in a dark, forbidden library.

“Ed!” She hissed, traveling between a pair of bookshelves, straining her eyes in the dim torchlight, “Where are you?”

Her breathing turned shaky when she received no reply. This wasn’t good. She couldn’t face the Golden Guard alone! She needed her brother here with her! Despite being the weaker of the two, most people assumed he was big and strong and macho because he was the guy, and she couldn’t use that to her advantage if he was gone!

She stilled at the sound of footsteps right behind her. Hands trembling, she slowly turned, peeking over her shoulder, only to let out a shriek at what she saw.

“Isn’t this little guy just adorable!” Ed cooed, holding a rat of all things up to her face.

She nearly slapped the thing out of his hands as she bared her teeth at him, “You let out a scream like that because you found yourself a new pet? Are you crazy?!”

He quickly shook his head, trying to dispel that notion, “No, no, no, no! The little guy surprised me. I mean, I wasn’t expecting to find him crawling on my shoulder. He must have climbed on when my back was pressed to the shelves…”

“Ed, you need to get rid of that thing. It could have magic rabies for all you know!” Emira insisted, trying and failing to keep her voice down as she scolded her brother.

Edric pouted, giving her his best puppy dog eyes, “Come on, Em, he doesn’t have a home!”

“He’s a wild animal, he doesn’t need a-“

A ray of red light shut both of them up as they remembered where they were. The bookshelf beside them exploded in a burst of paper and wood, spraying them everywhere. The twins were once again separated, each on either side of the now gaping hole that existed in the middle of the aisle they’d been hiding in.

“Can either of you two take anything seriously?” The Guard’s condescending voice met their ears, “You’re being hunted, and you can’t shut up even then to save your actual lives?”

Emira grunted from where the blast had sent her on the ground. She began to crawl to the end of the aisle, nursing an injured knee that had gotten pretty battered in the fall. She’d live, and it wasn’t broken, but it certainly was going to be bruised by morning. “Have you ever thought that maybe you’re the one we can’t take seriously?” She taunted, feeling spiteful to deal with the pain. She grabbed a bit of paper from one of the destroyed books as she pulled herself to the end of the aisle, and took a burnt bit of wood, and began to draw with the ash laden tip.

“My sister basically rediscovered an entire branch of magic with her glyphs, and you haven't seen half of what we can do!” Emira called, the Guard marching over towards her, staff in hand. She knew he could see her scrawling on the paper, and just as he readied himself for an attack she held the parchment up, tapping the circle she’d drawn.

Hunter gasped, not recognizing the symbol, and switched to a defensive spell mid cast, pulling a barrier of crimson energy between them. He waited for the attack, but it never came, the paper not even glowing. Instead it fluttered uselessly to the floor.

“Oh, come on!” Emira shouted out in irritation, slapping her palm against the hard stone floor, “I was sure it looked something like that!”

Hunter lowered the barrier, glad his mask hid his flushed face. He’d really expected to be blasted back by that, but he should have known better when fighting against these incompetent morons. “You’ve been here for how long again? And you haven’t even bothered to learn one, measly glyph?”

“Magic is overrated! Do I look like some fantasy obsessed nerd? I mean, look at you, you’re a badly dressed cosplayer, why would I want to have that in common with you?” Emira sneered. “Besides, Mittens, er, Amity to you, didn’t need glyphs to beat you last time! She told me all about it!”

“Of course she needed them!” The Golden Guard barked, “She barely kept up with me, that magic was all that kept her in the fight! … and my uniform is not nerdy, either!”

Emira lay splayed out on the floor, uncaring and casual for someone about to have her face fried off, “That’s not how I heard the story. From what I heard, you just need a good-“ she mimed swinging something, “Bonk! Now, Ed!”

Hunter cursed under his breath, as for a second time in a row against a Blight, someone bashed him on the back of the head, sending him to the ground. Edric stood over his crumpled form, a heavy book in his hands and the rodent he’d found perched on his shoulder. “Stay away from my sister!”

He dropped the book, and hurried to Emira’s side, offering her a hand, which she took. Wincing, she pulled herself to her feet, careful about putting weight on her bad leg, “Come on, before he wakes up.”

“You assume too much, a book isn’t going to knock me out.” Hunter growled, already pulling himself to his knees. A hand was clenched around the back of his head, nursing the goose egg that was likely growing under his hood.

The twins once again took off, slowed down by Emira’s limp, but with no less urgency to get away from their pursuer than before.


Gus flinched as another explosion rocked the graveyard, and he gripped the statue he was hiding behind. Beside him, Mattholomule quivered, fear in his eyes as he realized just how powerful his fellow Hexolios were if they were still in the fight after all this time against people armed with Galdorstones.

“I- I’m sorry about all of this,” Matt uttered out, sounding sincere, if fearful, “If I’d known they were going to do this, I’d have never brought them the map.”

“It's not your fault,” Gus assured, trying to stay calm as more and more of the ruins around him crumbled, “You couldn’t have known Bria and her friends would end up like this.”

“But I did know!” Matt cried, burying his head in his arms, “This is exactly how it was at Glandus. I was nothing more than her stooge then, and it's the same now.”

“Better a stooge than a clown. What am I good for, other than a bunch of party tricks?” Gus sighed, his dreams of joining the BATs at an all time low. Why would they ever want to have him fighting beside them?

Mattholomule stared at him like he was the dumbest person he’d ever met, “You really think you’re useless? I’d kill to even be good enough to make decent party tricks! You’re the top of your class, and you skipped two years! My parents have to pay for tutors and I’m still only scraping by, and I’m giving it my best.”

“You’re so insanely talented that- that… I feel jealous sometimes. I wish I could be the best at what I do, but nothing I do changes that. Even with a Galdorstone, I don’t think it’d put the two of us on even footing.” Matt sighed, finally admitting it aloud, “And look around you! We’re in a creepy cemetery full of dead illusionists, who were some pretty powerful people! They weren’t people who did simple parlor tricks, Augustus, and neither are you. You’re one of the strongest witches I know.”

Gus’s lip was a bit wobbly, and maybe he had to rub at his eyes a bit, but he wasn’t crying. “You’re right, Matt. And you know what? I think you’re better than you give yourself credit for. Next time we have an HAS meeting, you have my vote for president!”

That seemed to brighten Mattholomule’s mood, a small smile gracing his lips at the thought of finally overtaking Eileen after she had claimed the crown. Gus crouched down below the statue they hid behind, peeking out the corner to get a look at what was going on, “I think, maybe if we team up, we could help our friends out. What do you think?”

“I think that’s a great idea!” A new voice responded, making both boys jump and scream as an old man appeared before them in a puff of smoke. He was tall, and crooked, his outfit worn and faded from use. He had an almost maddening look in his eye that screamed that he’d been in solitude for much too long.

“Who the actual Hell are you?” Matt demanded, scrambling to put a bit of distance between himself and the man.

“I am the keeper of the Looking Glass Graveyard, of course! Normally, I scare away intruders with my powers, but well, in this case they’re kinda scaring me!” He laughed at his little joke, though the boys didn’t join him as yet another deafening explosion went off.

The man’s laughter died as his face went deathly serious, “But really, with those Galdorstones, they’d have no issue tearing through my illusions. Why fear any monster when you have the power of the Titan in the palm of your hands? It’s a good thing your friends decided to listen to you, and tried to do the right thing.”

“Yeah, they’re the best, aren’t they?” Gus said proudly, not hiding his smile.

“Indeed they are, doing my job for me!” The old man nodded exuberantly, “But they might need some help.”

Mattholomule reached out with a finger, poking at the man's robes as if half expecting his finger to go through them, “Okay, so, not a ghost… You got any ideas, old man?”

“Nope!” The Keeper of the graveyard admitted freely, a carefree, if not entirely sane expression on his face.

“Well, I just might have one…” Gus admitted, looking around at his surroundings, finding all the things that could be of use like any good illusionist would.

Meanwhile, while Gus planned, Luz and Willow were busy taking on Gavin and Angmar, each of them putting up the fight of their lives. Plants against plants, it was all Willow could do to stay ahead of the roots that tried to entangle and crush her.

She had a plan in place though, one rooted in her brain since the start of the fight. All she had to do was dodge, and focus on using her own vines to deflect anything sent her way.

“Just give up!” Angmar panted, a wild grin on his face as he summoned more and more plants to do his bidding. The ground beneath them was torn open and uneven as they thrashed and flailed, each root a tendril wanting to drag Willow to her doom. But the bespeckled girl refused, dancing on her two left feet for all they were worth.

Vine against vine twisted against each other until a mass much like the one Angmar had untangled on their path here was formed, and it was only then that the boy let out a sharp gasp, clutching his chest painfully and falling to his knees.

“Wh-what did you do?” His eyes looked fearful, “Did you make me breath in pollon, and have your plants grow inside of me?”

Willow looked disgusted at the notion, “No! While you’d make good fertilizer, I’m not trying to tear you into chunks!”

She pointed at where he clutched at his chest, “You burned a lot of magic earlier, untangling those roots. Your Galdorstone may increase your power, but it’s not giving you more bile to burn. All I had to do was wait until you ran out.”

She stomped on over to him, and he flinched, expecting a blow, but instead she pried the stone from his stubborn hands and put it with the others, leaving him to wallow in the loose dirt he’s kicked up with his roots. “Maybe you’d have realized that, if you hadn’t gone mad with power. Now stay down, if you know what’s good for you.”

At the same time as Willow was finishing up her fight, Luz was having trouble with hers. Gavin was using his abomination goo like a whip, trying to strike her with it, and he was incredibly fast. Luz, however, was faster, and used to sparring with Amity by now. “Is that all you’ve got? My girlfriend’s better than you and last I checked she doesn’t have a magic rock to make her strong!” She taunted, then ducked out of the way of another blow.

Gavin grit his teeth, but before he could attempt another strike, Luz cast a spell, sending an explosive orb of energy at the boy. It rattled the battlefield and crumbled one of the statues, making her grimace, “Gus is gonna kill me.”

Still, Luz was confident she could win this. Her Mom had taught her every trick in the book, and she absolutely had an ace up her sleeve.

Energy crackled around her, lifting her body a few inches off the ground. Her eyes glowed gold, and she sneered down below at the boy who dared to challenge her, the magnitude of magic dancing at her fingertips blindingly bright and leaving her as hardly more than a silhouette to the eyes. “Under my mother’s tutelage, I have become one of the most powerful witches on the Boiling Isles!”

Gavin could hardly see, it was so bright. He covered his eyes with one of his hands, squinting through his fingers as Luz glared down at him, not a hint of mercy in her eyes.

“I am respected, feared, and-“ Luz suddenly pointed behind Gavin, the energy framing her form fading instantly, “Oh my gosh, is that your dad?”

The boy quickly turned his head, “Dad? Did you come all this way to see me win-“

A fist quickly met the side of his head and he went down, body falling limply as his galdorstone fell from his grip and rolled along the ground near where he lay. Luz winced, shaking her limp hand as pain soared through it from the hit, “Ooh, ouch, okay, future reference, don’t punch the head, it’s got big strong bones, my hand has tiny fragile ones. Youch!”

Luz and Willow turned to one another, smiling brightly as their fights were finished. “Good job, Willow!”

“You too, Luz.” Willow congratulated, “I have to admit, that was a bit of an uphill battle. We’re lucky we only had to deal with two of them, instead of three.

Luz laughed, “Yeah, good thing they turned on Bria, huh?” She chased after Gavin’s rolling galdorstone, bending over to pick it up as it came to a stop, only for another pair of pale hands to get it first. Luz gulped, looking up slowly as her eyes met Bria’s, fierce and angry, and more importantly, free now that her captors were knocked out.

Neither of the Hexside students had time to react before they were encased in stone prisons, the rock wrapped so tightly around their bodies they could hardly breathe. Bria scoffed at them, her lips forming into a cruel smile, “Thanks for taking care of my former lackies for me. I never really liked them anyway. And seeing as they couldn’t even take down two weak Hexside witches while infused with the power these stones grant, they were clearly too weak to be worthy of them.”

Luz tried to speak, but couldn’t form the words, the stone crushing her torso too much to do more than draw in shallow breaths. Bria continued, walking towards the pile of galdorstones that had been collected, “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be taking these. All of them. I really only need one or two, but I could make a mint selling these to the Emperor’s Coven. I’ll be rich, and powerful, and no one can stand in my way ever again.”

She let out a gleeful giggle, though Willow thought maniacal laughter might suit her better. Luz was beginning to wish she’d taken Boscha’s advice and kept a closer eye on Bria, she really had ended up a bitch.

As Bria reached for the rest of the stones, a shadow fell onto the entire graveyard. Bria slowly stood back up to her full height, eyes cast over every detail of the place, searching for the cause .

“Oh Gus,” She called out in a sing-song voice, “It’s a little late for you to grow a spine and help your friends. Why don’t you just drop the illusions, and maybe I won’t beat you into a pulp? If you do that, I might even leave you with a chisel so you can save your friends when I leave!”

The shadow that fell over the place receded, Bria snorting, “Can’t believe that worked…”

She began to turn to gather the stones again, only to feel eyes upon her. Many eyes. Her gaze turned upward, and she let out a cry as she realized all of the remaining statues that made up the graves were looking down at her, eyes glowing red, black, blood like liquid dripping from the sockets. Behind her, one of the collapsed statues dragged itself along the ground, scraping the surface of the dirt as it pulled towards her, moaning noisily.

Bria shook off her fear, even going so far as to bark out a laugh, “You can’t fool me, Gus, I know this is just an illusion.” She held out a hand to cast a spell, but the ring of light kept vanishing as she tried to call upon her construction magic. “What’s going on? Why won’t my magic work?”

That was when Matt made an appearance, frantically stumbling out from behind a grave with a cry, “Bria! This place is cursed! Help me!” He called out, reaching out to her, only for his body to petrify, turning to stone, then crumbling and fading away, little more than dust in the afternoon breeze.

Luz and Willow watched, horror in their eyes as the dust that was Matt blew by them, both clenching their eyes shut as they screamed. Bria herself felt sick, her blood running cold when she realized her hands too were turning to stone.

She shook her head, chanting to herself, “It’s just an illusion, it can’t even hurt me. It can’t even touch me!”

Then the statue pulling itself across the ground reached out, and latched its hand around her ankle, making her shriek. She kicked the hand away, turning around and bolting, disappearing into the thick fog outside the cemetery gates, “This place is cursed!”

As soon as she was out of eyesight, a blue glow enveloped the graveyard, before being blown away like a cloud in the breeze, Gus laying on the ground in place of the statue, and Matt looking fine, rolling on the ground and laughing. “Did you see her face?”

The stone holding Luz and Willow cracked and shattered, freeing the two girls, who gasped for air now that they weren’t being squeezed between immovable rock. Luz choked, glaring at the two, “You couldn’t have thought to warn us? That was incredibly messed up, my dudes!”

“Can we go home now?” Willow groaned from her place on the ground as she rolled over onto her back, feeling as tired and dead to the world as the illusionists buried there.


Amity hummed to herself as she searched through the book stacks, not understanding why she couldn’t find this Titan damned diary. She could have sworn it’d be somewhere in this aisle, in the Deadwardian section, but as hard as she looked, she wasn’t seeing it.

Maybe it was the dark, messing with her eyes. If there was one thing she was glad for, it was that Malphas was the only one who was supposed to be back here, normally. If her job required her to spend more time in the Forbidden Stacks, she wasn’t sure she’d enjoy it nearly as much.The atmosphere was just too dark and gloomy for her tastes.

There was something wrong about this place. Despite how large it was, the dark combined with how tight the shelves were packed against each other left her feeling claustrophobic. This was a literal literary graveyard, and that made her skin crawl.

She sighed heavily as she stuffed yet another ancient, crumbling book back onto the shelf in front of her, when suddenly she heard a sound. Ears perked, she listened. That almost sounded like an explosion off in the distance.

She strolled to the end of the aisle, looking out into the more open areas, narrowing her eyes out into the horizon. She could see something coming her way, something familiar, and blonde.

The twins practically crashed into her, Amity latching her arms onto the shelves to keep from falling to the ground. She stared at her siblings in disbelief as the smell of smoke met her nose, “What. Did. You. Do?”

Edric opened his mouth to explain, “Look, we know you didn’t want us coming down here-“

“Didn’t want you down here? It was literally the only thing I asked of you!” Amity seethed. “And you couldn’t even do that?”

“It’s not our fault-“ Emira interrupted, only for Amity’s piercing eyes to land on her next.

“Not your fault? I can smell the smoke- I can see the fire! Do you have any idea how valuable these books are?”

“We were just trying to help!” They sputtered, twisting their heads behind themselves to see if the Golden Guard was following, not feeling any relief when they couldn’t see him, only dread that he could pop up at any time.

“I didn’t ask for your help!” Amity shouted, shaking with anger, “Do you have any idea what you did? I’m going to lose my job because of you!”

Emira writhed under Amity’s glare, a half mixture of wrath and sorrow. “I mean, the diary, it’s more important for us to get home than your job-“

“And that gives you the right to storm in here and wreck the place? I love this job! It’s a part of my life now, and you’ve ruined it, just like you always do!” Angry tears streaked down Amity’s cheeks, “Couldn’t you have just listened to me for once? Trusted me to get this done?”

Edric wanted to clear up this misunderstanding, warn Amity of what was coming, and why this all happened, but instead all that escaped his lips was, “We’re sorry-“

“Sorry doesn’t cut it! Not this time!” Amity stomped her foot. “If you guys want your dumb diary so bad, then you can find it yourselves!”

She turned away from them, storming off, her siblings reaching out for her, “Wait, Amity, where are you going?!”

“I’m going to go and beg Malphas to not fire me!” She called back, voice cracking, “just leave me alone!”

Amity disappeared into the darkness, heading back to the entrance of the Forbidden Stacks. The twins wanted to chase her down, wanted to apologize, wanted to explain everything and how it wasn't safe for her to leave them, but before Ed could run after her, Em pulled on his sleeve, and pointed down the aisle Amity had come from.

Standing there at the end of the shelves, was the Golden Guard, staff flaring menacingly with red light that soaked the corridor between them. He took a slow, steady stride down the corridor of books, looking very much like a villain ready to strike them down, and everything inside of the two siblings screamed for them to get away, but fear rooted them to the spot.

Down the aisles he came, moving ever closer, until suddenly the Guard stopped in his tracks, like he’d been petrified. He slowly turned his head, raising his staff and illuminating the shelves, and there, for all three of them to see poking out, was the diary they’d all been looking for. Keeping his eyes on the book, he turned his staff to point at the twins, keeping them from lunging for it themselves as one of his gloved hands clasped the spine and pulled it from the shelf.

“The Diary of Philip Whittesbane…” Hunter breathed, then let out a chuckle. “Looks like I win this time, humans.”

Ed and Em’s eyes danced from the book to the guard, each mentally calculating how they could retrieve it from him and not get blasted for their efforts. As one they dove, hands outstretched, only to collide into a wall that burst from the floor, cutting them off from the half of the aisle the Golden Guard was on.

The sound of heavy footsteps reached their ears, and they cursed. “He’s going to get away, that bastard!” Edric yelled, sprinting as fast as his legs would carry him.

Only to skid to a halt when he heard a crash. Twisting around, the sight of Emira sprawled on the floor sent him into a panic, thinking she’d been hit by a spell, until he saw her clutching her knee. “Go! I’ll only slow you down!”

Ed looked at his sister, then back where he could hear the guard’s fading footsteps. He turned back, his sister staring at him, begging him to leave her. He was torn, but eventually muttered out an apology, turning his back and walking away.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Emira cried as he bent down to help her to her feet.

“He’s gone, Em. I’ve got nothing left to give, and he’s too far ahead of us. We’ve lost.” He grunted as he hoisted her arm around his shoulder and lifted her up. She limped along as they walked, defeated and beaten, trying to keep off her bad leg. “Besides, I’ve already got one sister pissed at me, I’m not abandoning the other.”

Emira buried her face in the arm not wrapped around her brother’s shoulder, forcing her eyes to stay dry, “Ed? What do we do now?”


Amity fiddled with her badge, wondering if it was better to beg for Malphas’ forgiveness and hope to keep her job, or save both of them the trouble and resign in shame. She watched as her boss stamped another book with a return date, a pleasant smile on his face, and dreaded when those eyes would cast disappointment down on her.

With a heavy heart and a sigh, she took a step forward, ready to close the distance and admit what she’d done, and the damage it had caused, when the doors to the Forbidden Stacks opened. She expected to see her siblings bumbling out, embarrassing her and shouting for forgiveness, or something stupid that would both humiliate her, and ruin the quiet atmosphere of the library, but instead, to her horror, the familiar white and gold of the Golden Guard stepped out of the shadows, the same diary she’d been searching for clenched tightly in his hands.

She hid behind one of the book carts, crouching out of sight as he passed her, stumbling towards the desk with a slight limp in his step. He’d been in a fight. Reaching under his cape as he approached the front desk, he slammed a visitors card onto the table and slid it over to Malphas.

“I hope you found what you were looking for?” Malphas asked pleasantly, all business when it came to book checkouts.

“I did,” the Guard spoke triumphantly. “I had to take care of some vermin while I was down there though, I hope you don’t mind.”

Amity gulped, realizing he could only be talking about Edric and Emira. They hadn’t gone down there on a whim like she’d thought, and she hadn't given them any time to explain, either. She’d yelled at them, insulted them, all while they had likely saved her life by keeping him off of her. And now that he had the book…

Amity clamped a hand over her mouth to silence a shaky gasp. The Guard had come out, but the twins hadn’t, and if he had the diary…

“I’ll take care of it,” Malphas sighed in response to the guard. “I do hope you didn’t destroy any of the library's property while exterminating them?”

“The library's property is the Empire’s property,” The Golden Guard reminded, a warning in his tone, “As an agent of the Empire, it really doesn’t matter what I’ve destroyed, as long as my mission is complete.”

“I’ll just take that as a yes…” Malphas wasn’t pleased with this answer, but couldn’t argue, either. “Very well. I hope you have a nice day, sir, give the Emperor my regards.”

Amity watched as the Golden Guard left, diary held tightly in his grasp. She considered attacking him while his back was turned, prying the diary out of his grip triumphantly, but the staff card in her own hand was a burning reminder that he’d left her siblings in trouble deep in the bowels of the Forbidden Stacks, likely seriously injured.

She had to go back and find them, make sure that they were alright. What had she been thinking? They were so much more important to her than some dumb job, and she hadn’t even listened to them before stomping off in a huff. Tightening her grip on the staff card, she turned around and headed back for the chamber that led to the Forbidden Stacks, intent on finding Ed and Em and getting them to safety, damn the consequences.

Amity opened the door, ready to start sprinting, when none other than Edric and Emira stumbled out, looking a lot worse for wear, beaten and tired, especially in the full light of the library which made their bruises known.

Amity surged forward, helping Edric drag Emira to a nearby chair, the older girl wincing as they made the last few steps, “I am so sorry, you two. I know what happened now, I saw the Golden Guard. I should have listened-“

“You think?” Edric replied angrily, slumping into a chair himself. “We tried to tell you, but you just had to keep making it about you and your job!”

“I messed up, really, really bad-“

“Messed up?” Emira scoffed, clutching her injured leg, “Amity, if you had listened to us for five seconds, we could have fought him together. He’s got our only way home now, and it’s your fault!”

Amity reeled back like she’d been physically struck, as it sank in that yes, this was her fault. She’d assumed the worst from her siblings, like she always did, and in doing so left them to fight alone against someone far out of their league. “I-“

“Just go home, Amity.” Edric murmured, “We really don’t want to see you right now.”

Amity’s lip trembled as she turned her back on her brother and sister. She refused to cry, even as tears beaded up in the corners of her eye. Instead, she did as she was asked, walking away and giving them the space they craved, trying to think of any way to make up for this and coming up blank.


When Luz arrived home, it was to the sight of her girlfriend slumped over on the sofa, looking incredibly lost, with Ghost curled up in her lap, trying her best to comfort her owner. Luz’s grin from her day full of harrowing adventure faded, and she sprinted to Amity’s side. “What’s wrong?”

“I really messed up today, Luz. And it’s not something I think I can fix, either.” Amity sighed. “The Golden Guard came for the diary at the library today, and attacked Ed and Em. When I saw them, they were alone, and they had left a mess, and I yelled at them and stormed off. I didn’t listen to them, and, well… The Guard got away with the book.”

Luz clasped Amity’s hand, the human girl gripping it tight like a lifeline, “Which means, not only did Ed and Em get hurt when I could have helped them, but now they can’t get back home, and the Emperor has the only book on the Isles that can get him what he wants.”

“Oh, Amity,” Luz pulled her into a hug, pressing Amity tightly to her chest, “I’m so sorry. I should have been there. I shouldn’t have gone on that dumb adventure. The whole thing could have been avoided if I’d just listened to Boscha…”

“It’s not your fault, Luz, it’s all of mine,” Amity sniffled, “Ed and Em are so mad at me, and there’s nothing I can do to make it up to them.”

“I’m sure we’ll think of something. I mean, you’re Amity! You always figure things out. You’re the smartest girl I know.” Luz spoke softly and comfortingly, grazing her fingers through Amity’s lavender hair.

A little squeak interrupted their talk, coming from Amity’s book bag beside her on the couch. Both girls turned to see what the sound was, and from under the flap a little mousy face appeared, looking curiously around the room, a scrap of torn paper in its mouth.

“Hey there, little guy,” Luz cooed, placing her hand out for the rodent to step onto. “How’d you get in there?”

Amity wiped her face, trying not to feel too grossed out by the idea of a rat hitchhiking in her bag and invading their home, and putting a hand on Ghost’s back to keep the cat from doing what all cats do when they see vermin, “I think I saw that with Edric, earlier. Must have gotten into my stuff when I helped him carry Emira.”

Speaking of the twins, the door opened again, both of them glumly walking in. Em still had a limp, leaning on her brother for help, but at least she was walking again. The three siblings’ eyes locked, the twins clearly not in the mood to see their little sister, until Edric’s eyes landed on the mouse in Luz’s hands. “Oh, the little guy tagged along. I’m glad to see he didn’t get stepped on or something during our escape.”

Luz gave Amity the mouse and helped Ed get Emira to the couch, “Here, let me help you with that,” She motioned to Em’s leg, casting a spell circle and calling on her knowledge from spying on the Healing Track lessons.

Emira let out a breath as the pain in her knee lessened, feeling like it had been dunked into a bucket of ice. The swelling lessened, and the black and blue color faded to its usual pale skin tone, until he knee was back to perfect condition. She bent it experimentally, giving Luz a grateful smile, “Thanks, Luz. It’s so much better now. You’re the sweetest, cutie.”

Edric took the mouse from Amity’s hands, cuddling it close to his chest, “At least one thing went right today, I got a new pet.” He tried to be optimistic, but even he could tell it was forced.

His twin frowned, crossing her arms, “We are not keeping a gross rat as a pet.”

“Echo Mouse,” Luz corrected, earning a glance from both of the Blights. She smiled, then continued, “It’s not a rat, it’s an Echo Mouse.”

Amity felt a memory stir in her head as she sat up, “I think Malphas mentioned them once. Don’t they eat books and then play them back?”

“Play them back? How? Do they hire a script writer, a camera crew, and act as director, or something?” Edric asked, inspecting his new friend.

Amity held out her hand, gesturing for the mouse. Edric held his hands out, but kept the echo mouse in his grasp, unwilling to part with it. So Amity stretched out a single finger, scratching the top of the mouse's head, just like Malphas had shown her once.

Immediately the rodent’s eyes lit up, casting a light onto the wall. Like a film reel, a snippet played, showing a humanoid figure who began to narrate, “My journey through the Demon Realm is far from over. But today I humbly donate my journal to the ages. Entry one: May 21st... I think. My name is Philip Wittebane, and I found myself in a world so horrid, yet so fantastic, few minds could have dreamt it…”

The three humans sucked in a breath as they watched the rest of the narration. Edric peeked down at the Echo Mouse in his hands, expressing his wonder, “You ate the diary!”

He was quickly hushed, Amity taking out a notepad and writing everything she heard down word for word. When the Echo Mouse finished, the lights faded and it returned to skittering in Edric’s grasp. The boy turned to his twin, “So, we agree we’re keeping him as a pet now, right?”

Emira nodded, expression dumbfounded, “Yeah, yeah… just make sure Hooty and Eda don’t eat him and we’ll be golden.”

The four started making plans, Amity already trying to decipher any hidden meanings in what Philip had to say, and how to get the echo mouse to keep playing back the words it had devoured. The mood had eased since the twins had arrived home, but looking into their eyes, Amity knew she still had to work for their forgiveness. She’d really hurt them today, but she’d do better from now on, and get them back home.

Luz reached out and brushed a strand of hair out of Amity’s face, making the human girl look up. Their eyes locked, their proximity so close their noses were practically touching. Luz and Amity’s eyes both flickered down to the other girls lips, and in that moment the events of the grudgby match last night, and how they had avoided each other this morning came roaring back.

The two girls leapt apart as if they’d been bitten, faces red, and as unable to look at each other as they had before. “I, I’m just gonna,” Amity gestured to her notes, quickly burying her nose into them.

“Yeah! And I’ll just, be over here…. Gonna heal up the twins a bit more. Come here Ed, you’ve got a split lip.”

His eyes bulged, “that’s not good, I makeout with those!”

They’d talk about it tomorrow.


Hunter bowed before the throne of his Emperor, mask removed and set by his side on the ground. “I have brought you a great boon today, Uncle.”

He was unable to hide his grin as he reached into his cloak and pulled out the worn, crumbling tome that was Philip Wittesbane’s personal diary, holding it out to his liege. “This book is supposed to contain the secrets of how to create a portal to the human realm.”

That made Belos’ shoulders perk, his attention fully captured. He rose from his throne, towering above his nephew and strode down to join him at the foot of the steps Hunter had been kneeling before.

The Emperor grasped the book in one hand, gently pulling it from Hunter’s possession and cradled it like a child. With one armor covered finger, he slowly pried open the cover, seeing the name of the previous owner inscribed upon the inside of the cover, nostalgic proof of what was brought to him. Useless in the end, containing no information he did not already possess, but it brought forth many fond memories.

His blood went cold, and the Heart hammering above his throne stilled when he saw the state the pages were in. Scraps, hardly a legible word on them, and covered in tiny teeth marks. Belos snapped the book shut, turning to Hunter, and with none of the grace his position offered, chucked it at the boy's head.

“You imbecile! Did you not even bother to check before bringing this to me? It is destroyed, beyond any form of restoration.”

Belos collapsed into his throne once more, wishing he had a Palisman to devour to calm the thunder in his veins, Hunter wincing as he rubbed yet another goose egg caused by a book for the second time that day.

“Remove yourself from my sights,” Belos ordered, Hunter scrambling to do as he was told, “And do not fail me again!”

Decades of information, lost. More importantly, all his written accounts of his brother, Caleb, were gone. The last existing record of his existence in this world, destroyed. Belos gripped the arms of his throne so hard they cracked.

It was like losing him all over again.


The blindfold was removed from Gus’ eyes, and he smiled as the Bat masked individual he had seen all those weeks ago looked back at him. “It’s really you!”

The leader of the rebellion smiled, “Yes, I was surprised to see you again as well. You’ll have to forgive the way you were treated, but we had to make sure the path into our headquarters was hidden, hence the blindfold.”

“No, no,” Gus held up his hands, “I totally get it. Though, I’m pretty sure you’re hiding in the sewers. At least, it smells like you are, ugh.”

Raine Whispers grimaced being their mask, “Yes, well, you get used to it after a while. What made you want to get in contact with the BATs, young man?”

Cutting right to the chase, Gus could understand that, they had to be a very busy person, “I want to join you! See, I was thinking, illusions aren’t all that useful, and I was looking into other fields so I could join the rebellion one day, but recently, I managed to use my magic to really help some friends out in a top secret mission of my own!”

Gus bounced excitedly on his heels, “So, since I’m already a prodigy in illusions, not that I’m bragging or anything, I figured I don't need all those extra years of practice in other fields, so I might as well join up now!”

Raine pursed their lips, looking down on the young man before them, “I’m sorry, I- I really do want to thank you, for being so brave and reaching out to us, but, and there isn’t any way for me to say this gently, no. No you cannot join the BATs.”

“Of course, I’ll settle for the CATs, I’m not a bard by trade…” Gus tried, feeling a bit desperate.

Raine shook their head, “No, what I mean is, you’re just a child. I admire your dedication to the cause, but I refuse to let you try and lay your life down for it when you’ve hardly even begun. I refuse to put a child in harm's way, and believe it or not, we do get in harm's way. Rebelling against an empire is a very dangerous job.”

“So, as much as it pains me to turn down a talented illusionist, and we can always use more illusionists, I can’t take in a child. I can’t have that on my conscience.” Raine finished, tone gentle and kind, but firm.

Behind him, mopping the floors and wearing her CAT mask was Viney, whistling nervously as she listened in, knowing she’d absolutely lied through her teeth about her own age and hoping her boss never found out.

Gus swallowed his disappointment, refusing to break away from the bard’s eyes, “I- I understand! I’ll train hard in school, and, if the rebellion is still around when I’ve become an adult, and I hope you aren’t, I hope you’ll have taken Belos down by then, I’ll be ready to join!”

Raine nodded, their smile returning to their face, “And we’ll welcome you with open arms. Until then, stay safe.”

Gus laughed, rubbing the back of his head, “No promises, I’m best friends with a Clawthorne, after all!”

Raine understood that a bit too well.

Notes:

Ha… hahah… hahahahahaha! 17K and counting… Wanna know what the original plan for this chapter was? I planned for 8k at most, while cutting the entirety of the Gus B-plot, since I was going to keep it exactly the same as the original episode.

But no, I decided that the show’s biggest issue is how much it cuts Gus and Willow out of episodes, so I decided I was going all in with it. Gus would get his part, and hell, I’d change events enough to justify having Willow along as well! Just to prove I could. Then I added Luz, and we had. Seven. Characters. In all of those scenes. Uuuugh.

Two of those characters are ones I don’t have much practice writing. Four of them are characters I’ve never written for! Okay, I wrote for Matt before, but so little I might as well not have!

Why do I do this to myself?

The scene with Belos is subject to change. Heck, it changed just recently, because I was under the impression he was not Philip, and then the show made him Philly-boy, and that changed things. I didn’t think he’d be Uncle Phil because then Belos would know how to make a portal, but now my running theory is Philip never actually ever made a working portal, his brother did, and he’s been trying to get his hands on it ever since. The scene did change, but not by much. I just made it a bit more descriptive. My theory has changed a bit though. Neither Philly, nor his bro, Caleb, ever made a working portal. Phil tried, but only ever got to the realm between, and met the Collector there. That's how he discovered the mirror’s existence, and why he has notes about portal making in his diary that only ever lead to that inky void. The door was instead made by the witch Caleb boinked, who I still think might be a Clawthorne, seeing as the door was on Clawthorne property. Likely buried to be hidden from Philip by Caleb’s baby-mama.

Okay, seriously, next chapter is entirely original content, and should be half the length. I hope. I planted the seeds for this next ‘episode’ at the end of season one, so that’s what we’re getting. Should be fun!

Please, please, please leave comments. I deserve them after this mammoth of a chapter. I need the pick me up. I’m gonna need another break once this is all over…

(I did take a week off, don’t worry, these notes are just written in the moment for the most part. No need to worry about my health, or anything.)

Chapter 23: Bringing Home the Bacon

Notes:

I took a few days off of writing, not that it actually matters, I am still writing these all before posting, so no extra time will have passed for you guys. Just letting you guys know I am taking care of myself. Instead of writing, I started compiling a map of Luna Nova from Little Witch Academia, a great anime, one of my favorites. I recently rewatched it, and have been on a kick. To those familiar with the show, which should be most of you, since TOH pilfered all of LWA’s fans, causing that fandom to die, there was a game with a map of Luna Nova, but it's a sucky map. So I’ve been remaking it as best I can If you’re interested, I also wrote a bunch of fics in that fandom a few years ago.

I’m a dirty Sukko shipper, though, Fair warning. Despite Diakko being compared to Lumity a lot, it funnily enough never appealed to me the same way Lumity does. Must be because Diana stays cool and collected, and a bit distant, where Amity became a massive dork at the mention of Luz’s name.

Anyway, that’s all I wanted to say. I haven't written anything for LWA in years, and it just made me nostalgic. I should work on a fic for that fandom again…

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz watched in abject horror as Hooty gluttonously ate away at a pile of trash in front of him. He’d been at it for a while now, days, really. Everything they could spare ended up in Hooty’s gullet, from the spare trash in the basement, to the boxes that were crammed into the closets. Every last remaining item from the human world was used as an offering, as well as whatever else Eda had hoarded over the years.

“I- I can’t!” Hooty groaned as he collapsed by the small, remaining pile of items, looking sick, “I’m full!”

Luz cast a disturbed look at her mother, “Is this a sign of the end times? He’s never said those words before.”

“No, Luz, it means we’re ready.” Eda grinned victoriously, nodded her head to the house, and the two stepped inside. The living room had been rearranged, all of the furniture pulled into corners so that the center of the room was clear. And in the center, drawn in red, was a pentagram inside a circle, with candles lit at each point.

Luz joined the others inside the circle, offering them her hands while Eda squeezed into the door with a grimace. The Owl Lady was really getting sick of doing that, but there wasn’t much she could do, unless she wanted to start sleeping in her tower in the back of the house.

“Alright, everyone, hold hands, or claws in mine and King’s case, and we’ll get this demonic ceremony on a roll!” She took a set near the center of the circle, holding her talons out. “And remember, if you feel the need to chant in tongues, that just means the spell is working!”

The Twins and Amity cast dubious glances, all recalling a few horror movies that started with scenes like this. Still, they joined hands, and when they felt the urge to chant, they let themselves do so, letting the magic flow freely.

Around the rim of the circle a red light grew, blinding the occupants of the room. The living room creaked and stretched, the floorboards bending in protest. The entire foundation of the house quaked, shaking from the basement to the roof shingles, which began to stick up like a porcupine’s quills. As the walls rattled, many of the items Eda had hung up over the years started to fall to the ground, earning a grimace from the beastly woman as she hoped nothing valuable broke.

Outside the house, Hooty wailed, flailing around like a demon possessed, causing everyone inside to wince.

Then as quickly as it happened, it ended. The blinding light faded, the house settled, and the dark deed was done.

“Is it finished?” Edric asked, peeking open one of his eyes.

Eda looked around the room, then gave a shrug, “Should be. I haven’t done this spell in years, and technically I just oversaw Luz performing it, but it should be fine.”

Emira’s fist pumped, and she quickly left the circle to run up the stairs, “Finally! New rooms!”

The front door of the Owl House opened, Hooty poking his head inside and giving a loud burp, looking very relieved, “My body has been stretched and mutilated, and now my belly is empty, hoot hoot! When’s dinner?”

King rolled his eyes, “Oh, quit being so dramatic. It was a simple house expanding spell to give us all a little more room. You’re fine! I think…”

Amity glanced around the living room, not noticing anything different. Well, except for the doorways. They were just a little wider, to account for Eda’s body, but outside of that she couldn’t see any noticeable differences. Then again, most of the changes were new rooms for Ed and Em, since they’d been stuck on the couch for weeks upon weeks.

They’d had to feed Hooty a lot of stuff for the expansion. They couldn’t make something from nothing, after all. Even with magic, that just wasn’t possible. With Hooty as the house though, they just had to stuff his mouth full of garbage until he was ready to burst, then transmogrify that into wood, glass and metal while it was inside of him. All non-essential items that couldn’t be sold off had been given to Hooty to devour. Amity had to fight to keep her bike from being swallowed by the bird tubes maw, arguing that just because she had Ghost now didn’t make her bike a useless piece of junk.

It was a useless piece of junk, she hardly even ridden it since Eda’s potion business went defunct, but it had been a good and loyal bike. She wasn’t going to allow it to be used to fuel a black magic ritual.

The spell’s ritual was likely going to scar Amity for life, but dang if it wasn’t handy. She quickly chased up after the twins, a little thrown off by the now elongated hallway upstairs. It was twice as long as before, stretching past Luz and Eda’s rooms to accommodate the two new additions. Ed and Em were already at their individual doors, taking in the space.

Amity stepped in beside her brother, whose room was the one nearest to Luz’s, and peeked her head in. The layout was more or less the same as Luz’s room. A single bed and a desk as its only current furnishings(Where Eda had found the mattresses for Hooty to devour, Amity wasn’t going to ask.). “It looks great, Ed! I bet you’re glad for a bit of privacy, huh?”

Ed gave a blissful sigh, “I can now lounge around in my underwear, and no one can complain!”

Amity grimaced, resisting the urge to gag. She hadn’t needed the image of Edric prancing around in his tighty whities in her head, and yet he’d take the initiative and shoved it in there anyway. A room over, Emira was looking a lot less happy, having just stormed out of her new door. “Does someone want to explain why there are two beds in my new room?”

“Because it’s not just your new room,” Eda’s voice sounded, making the Blight’s jump. With the expanded space, Eda could move a little more freely around the house without brushing up against the walls, and she’d become accustomed enough to her beastly form to prowl around as silently as a cat despite her size and weight. “And the single isn’t Ed’s, either. It’s Amity’s.”

Amity’s ears perked, “Wait, what?”

“Yeah, what?” Luz and Ed asked at the same time, both ready to protest this change.

Eda sighed, and pinched her brow carefully with her taloned fingers, “Look, I know, you and Luz like rooming with each other. And it was fine, and appropriate when you were just friends, but you’re dating now.”

“We’ve been dating for a while, Eda, so why now?” Amity asked, face flushed with embarrassment at what her mentor was insinuating.

“Because I didn’t have anywhere else to put you? And you were, and are, still so young that I felt I didn’t need to worry,” Eda explained gently. Meanwhile, Emira had long disappeared, with Edric holding up his hands and sidling his way over to their shared room, not wanting to touch this conversation with a ten foot pole. “You’re still young, but you two won’t be that way forever. It’s only a matter of time, and I don’t need grandbabies running around this place. I’m not that old.”

Amity, despite feeling incredibly awkward, couldn’t help but find that funny, “Eda, we’re both women. It doesn’t work like that, and you know it.”

Eda blinked, then realized who she was talking to, “Oh, honey, you’re thinking way too much from a human’s perspective. Witches are so much more versatile. We have to factor in stuff like magic, rather than just physical stuff when it comes to conceiving. I mean, look at me and Cam, we had Luz!”

Amity paled, realizing Luz had mentioned that before. She had two biological moms and no father involved. Luz’s hair was ruffled by her mother at the mention of her name, Eda giving a chuckle, “The happiest little accident to ever happen in my life.”

Luz was stone faced and looking like she wanted nothing more than to die, when Eda put a claw on both of their shoulders, “You know what you guys need? To be told all about the Owls and the Fire Bees. Come on, let's head downstairs. I have a picture book that’ll make this easy to explain.”

“What’s that Edric?” Luz called out suddenly, trying to pull herself away from this conversation and save herself, even if it meant abandoning her girlfriend, “You want to show me your cool new room? I’ll be right there!”

The claw on her shoulder tightened, and the girl was forced to look at her mother, whose face was split into a twisted grin, “Come on, you two, it’ll be educational! And I know how much you two like to learn.”

And that was how Amity and Luz were horribly scarred for eternity, doomed to never feel clean again.


The next morning things were a lot less weird, and far more relaxed. Eda lay in the corner, in a large demon dog bed, feeling particularly lazy and in the mood for a nap. King had joined her, already snoozing while leaned up against her form, while Edric sat at the armchair with his feet propped up against the coffee table, reading through his notes he and Em had been taking when they could get the Echo mouse to show them flashes of Philip’s journey to make a portal door.

Em joined him in this endeavor, her own stack of notes in front of her as she sat at the center of the couch. Meanwhile, Luz and Amity sat on either end of the sofa, having not been able to look each other in the eye since Eda’s talk the previous day, nor even sit beside each other due to the massive amount of awkwardness that filled their small, teenage bodies to the brim.

Emira lowered her notes, and breathed out a happy little sigh, “you know, I think this just might be the longest we’ve ever gone without something happening. It’s been more than a week since the library, and I haven’t almost died even once!”

“Yeah,” Edric agreed, leaning back in the armchair, feeling content for the first time in a while, “It’s like the world is giving us a break.”

“Don’t jinx it, you two,” Eda growled from her corner, “Just you watch, now that you’ve said that the world is going to realize it forgot about us and come screeching down with a week’s worth of agony.”

“Come on, Mom, it can’t be that bad, can it?” Luz asked with a nervous chuckle.

Then, as if to mock the girl, there came a knock on the door. Eda glared at the twins as if to say “I told you so,” then rose to answer, King tumbling to the floor and blinking awake now that Eda wasn’t acting as his pillow anymore. The Owl Lady practically tore the door off its hinges to see what was on the other side, and instead of a giant monster, or coven guards, or even the dreaded Milkman, there was instead a pint sized demon that resembled a pig.

Amity blinked, a thought perforating her brain that wondered if that’s where the bacon she ate this morning had come from, before she quickly filtered it out. If that was the case, she didn’t need to know.

The pig demon was dressed in a fine black suit with a tie, and in his hands was a briefcase. Eda took one look at the guy, then flatly said, “Whatever you’re selling, we’re not interested.”

“Oh ho ho!” The demon chuckled, “You must have me mistaken for my brother, Tibbles! He runs a stall in the night market, selling dubious items for absurd prices. I, however, am a well respected lawyer, Pibbles Grimmhammer, attorney at law!”

Pibbles held out a tiny business card that Eda took in her enormous claws, the paper getting absolutely shredded before Eda could even take a look at it. “A lawyer, huh? Between you and your black market dealing brother, I can’t tell who’s more evil.”

She shrugged, stepping aside and allowing the demon into her house, “Alright, who is suing me this time?”

Amity mouthed “this time?” At Luz, who poorly stifled a giggle behind her hands.

“On the contrary!” Pibbles laughed, in only a way that a snooty lawyer could, “I’m actually here on business regarding something you sent in a few months ago. My client, Miss Camila Noceda, sent some paperwork you filled out to my firm, your last will and testament to be exact, and while it has taken time to process, I’m here to tell you that, as your new lawyer, it’s ready to be read!”

Eda looked incredulous, “Read? I’m right here, obviously alive! Is there something wrong with your brain, pork chops?”

Pibbles wagged a hoofy finger, then set his briefcase on the coffee table and opened it. The children gathered around, curiously looking as the demon shifted through papers and pulled out a sealed envelope, “Your instructions were to have your belongings split up if you ever permanently became the Owlbeast. Those were the conditions of your will. I don’t make the rules, Miss Clawthorne!”

“You just enforce them, blindly and without hesitation,” Eda mocked, stepping in beside the pig and slamming his briefcase shut, “Now, if you’ll be so kind as to remove yourself from my home-“

But Pibbles ignored her, already opening the sealed envelope and pulling out Eda’s will, “I don’t believe this is actually your home anymore, Miss Clawthorne. According to your will it now belongs to a…”

He trailed his little piggy hooves across the paper until he found the spot he was looking for, written in Eda’s chicken scratch writing, “Ah, here it is. This home, the ‘Owl House’ as you have dubbed it, belongs to one Miss Amity the Human.”

You could hear a pin drop in the living room as the words were announced, everyone aside from Pibbles craning their necks to look at Amity, who’s mouth had dropped open.

“Ah, you must be the human,” Pibbles smiled cheerily, “I’ll see to it that you receive the keys in no time flat. As for all of the possessions inside of the house, they are to…”

He squinted at the paper, trying to make out Eda’s handwriting, “I see, they’re to be split between You, Amity, as well as a Miss Luz Noceda-Clawthorne, and a Mister King of Demons.”

King wiped away a single tear that had built up in his eye, “she remembered to use my full title! Even though it’s more prince these days…”

She is right here, so please stop talking like I’m dead and gone.” Eda growled at the little demon. She turned back to Pibbles, teeth bared, “Look, I don’t know who you think you are, but if you’re trying to take my home and my stuff from me-“

“I don’t know, Eda, I think we should maybe listen to what he has to say,” Amity butted in, unable to hide a sly smirk, “I kinda want to see what else you left me.”

“She got the house? Really Mom?” Luz groaned, “Does this mean I have to move?”

“You little- no one is moving, and she isn't getting the house!” Eda cried out exasperatedly.

“What are we, chopped liver?” Emira leaned forward, looking offended, but her eyes twinkled humorously.

“Yeah, we didn’t even get a mention!” Edric tried his best to hide a grin behind a look of disgust.

“You aren’t my kids, and weren’t even living here when I wrote that!” Eda shouted them down, feathers starting to get ruffled as everyone teamed up on her.

“So you do admit this is your writing then?” Pibbles interrupted, making everyone go silent. They’d almost forgotten he’d been there. “Well, that definitely seals it then!”

With a snap of his hoofs, the keys to the Owl House appeared from thin air, floating in front of Amity, Eda looking aghast as to how they got pulled from her mane.

Amity looked at the floating keys with awe in her eyes, hands reaching out to grab it. Beside her the twins and King cheered her on, while Luz giggled up a fit. Amity’s nose was scrunched up, suppressing a snort of her own as she wondered how much longer this joke could last before tormenting Eda got tiring, and despite the Owl Lady’s protests snatched the keys out of thin air.

She’d just give them back later, no harm, no fowl. Until then, she’d enjoy poking a little fun at her mentor. It wasn’t like Eda wouldn’t do the same in her situation.

“Excellent! We’ll send you a copy of the deed within the next business week,” Pibbles clapped his little hands together, “Until then, why don’t I give you the tour of your new home, and we can begin the legal split of the former Miss Clawthorne’s assets.”

Eda emitted a low growl, hearing herself be spoken about that way yet again, but could tell when she was the butt of the joke and figured the best way to get this over with was to give as little reaction to everything as possible. They’d get bored eventually.

“Dibs on the sofa!” King hollered, making Eda’s face scrunch up in irritation. This was going to be harder than she thought.


Everyone seemed to enjoy the chance to get under the Owl Lady’s skin. King had got his hands on a stack of sticky notes and had split them between himself, Luz, and Amity, and each armed with a pen to mark them with their names, they went around to place them on what they wanted.

It was the worst when they pretended to argue over a particular item.

“I think I should get the framed wanted poster of my Mom. She was my mother, after all.” Luz spoke, placing a hand over her chest and pretending to be tearful.

“But it looks so good on my wall, in my living room!” Amity grinned, putting the emphasis on her ownership of the house.

“But she was my own flesh and blood! Isn’t it bad enough you’re taking my home away from me!” Luz argued back while trying not to crack and fall into another giggle fit, a fight she was badly losing.

“I don’t know, guys, I mean, I think Eda would want me to have it. She practically raised me!” King crossed his arms as he spoke.

“You can all go to hell!” Eda barked, resisting the urge to slash the wanted poster just so they’d stop their fake fight over it. Despite her best efforts to ignore them, something about this ruffled her feathers in all the wrong ways. The Owlbeast inside of her was territorial as is, but today was just… it all made her so snappy.

Turning back to the source of today's problems, she stifled the urge to take a bite out of the walking pork chop and instead asked, “How is all of this legal again? I’m clearly within my right mind!”

“You never specified the right mind, just the transformation.” Pibbles reminded her with a tut, “while you and I know better, in the eyes of the law you’re little more than a dangerous animal.”

“Please, Belos considered me that before I ever changed,” Eda huffed, but with a small note of pride. It seriously took an oversight on some paperwork for her to lose everything, despite all her years of criminal activity, which just proved the incompetence of Belos’s system.

After every conceivable item in the living room had been “claimed” by her kids, the tour went upstairs, King waddling ahead of everyone else to put sticky notes with his name on them on all of the pictures hanging in the hallway while he cackled with glee. The first stop of the second floor was Luz’s room, with Pibbles stepping forth and opening it.

“And here we have the first of many bedrooms. While the paperwork has this down for two bedrooms, I see an extension was added recently bringing it to four. That raises the property value. You know, you could sell this place for a mint.” Pibbles spoke, handing Amity yet another business card, “I happen to have a cousin in real estate, if you’re interested.”

Amity glanced over at Eda, judging her expression, “Oh, I’ll consider it. This place is kind of a dump.”

Eda sneered at the human girl, who just smiled back brightly. Eda would make her pay for this. She still had grounding privileges, after all!

Amity stepped inside the room as if it was her first time, oohing and awing, then placed her hands on her hips, “You know, I really like this room. I think I’ll use it as my bedroom once I’m all settled in.”

“Wait, but this is my room!” Luz interjected, for once her objections seemed true if the sad expression on her face meant anything.

“Well, I can’t see why we can’t share it.” Amity clapped a hand on Luz’s back, and the witch got the hint, eagerly nodding along. Behind them, Eda seethed as Amity called back, “Hey, Ed, you wanted your own room, right?”

The Blight boy perked up from in the hallway, sticking his head in the room, “Do I?”

“Well too bad, dork! King, you’ve been upgraded! No more having to sleep on the couch or in doggy beds.” Amity patted the little demon on his head as he clapped his hands.

“Finally! It’s about time someone around here started to acknowledge my need for space!” He cheered.

“You’re a little cuddle bug and will go mad from the isolation in an hour,” Eda snarked, rolling her eyes.

The next room they perused was Eda’s own. The cursed witch took a moment, wondering which items the kids would try to claim with their notes, only to find them surprisingly silent as they instead pondered out in the hall.

“Honestly, there’s nothing I want in there. I vote we trash it.” The lavender haired girl spoke up after thoughtfully rubbing her chin for a minute.

Luz gave a solemn nod, “So many tacky items in such a small space…”

“Guys, we can’t just throw away Eda’s things!” King insisted, climbing on top of Luz’s shoulders. Eda beamed, hoping he’d finally put an end to this joke, since it was getting stale quickly, but her face fell when he instead exclaimed, “We can give her nest to Hooty!”

“Okay, that is enough!” Eda barred the way through her bedroom door, stopping the sham of a tour in its tracks. “You can pretend I’m not alive, you can pretend to take over my home and claim ownership over my stuff, but nobody, and I mean nobody tries to give my things to Hooty. Have some class, people!”

Pibbles sighed, hands behind his back, “I can see you’re having a tough time of this, Miss Clawthorne. I’d hoped things would go more smoothly, but I suppose I’ll have to speed the process up a bit.”

Eda glared at the little man, sick of his condescending attitude, “What are you even talking about?”

“Well, I was going to give you a bit more time to say goodbye, but seeing as you’re so insistent about getting in the way, I have no choice but to call in Demon Control early.”

The joking atmosphere in the house quickly ended, the kids all looking at the pig demon with wide eyes. Emira stammered out, “Okay, uh, this is taking the joke a little bit too far.”

“You can’t just do that!” Amity insisted, being familiar enough with the way the Isles worked to know this wasn’t Pibbles getting in on the prank. He’d been nothing but business since he’d walked in, perfectly astute and taking everything in stride.

“What in the Titan’s name happened to “I know you’re not a mindless beast,” huh?” Eda demanded, prepared to pounce on the demon’s head at a moment's notice.

“I may know, but like I said, in the eyes of the law, you’re a wild animal with no rights.” Pibbles spoke calmly, straightening his tie. “And as a lawyer, I follow the law-“

“Blindly, and without hesitation,” Eda finished with a literal snarl. Pibbles just shrugged his shoulders in a “what can you do about it?” Kind of way.

Luz stepped forward, putting herself in between the two, arms outspread, “I’m not just going to let you take my Mom! You can’t call Demon Control, I won’t let you!”

“Oh, you poor girl,” Pibbles shook his head in mock sadness, “I already called them hours ago. Did you think I’d come here alone? They’ve had this place surrounded before I even stepped inside, they’re just waiting for my word.”

With a whistle from the pig demon, chaos erupted in the Owl House. One of the Demon Control members came in behind Eda, entering the house from her balcony. Another burst through the window at the end of the hall, raining glass down on the floor. The last barreled up the stairs, before almost collapsing at Pibble’s feet, gasping for air.

“Dammit, Tom, you’re making us look bad!” The eyepatch wearing leader of the group facepalmed.

The green skinned, butt chinned demon continued to pant, holding up a finger, “Come on, guys, it’s a longer run than it looks!”

The purple haired witch who burst through the window just looked embarrassed, “I’m sorry for our partner’s unprofessionalism. Titan, I miss when we were badass Demon Hunters.”

“Enough of that,” Pibbles scolded them like they were children. “You have a job to do, so I’d suggest you get to it, posthaste.”

The occupants of the Owl House weren’t going to stand for that, and quickly put themselves in the way of the Demon Control group. Luz and Emira blocked Tom, while Edric and King prepared to fight against the purple haired witch, Edric holding his hands out like he was going to karate chop the woman. Meanwhile, Amity pushed past Eda and slipped into her bedroom, parking herself between the eye patch wearing demon so he couldn’t attack Eda from behind, summoning Ghost to her hands with a whistle.

In the corner of Eda’s room, resting against the wall as a staff, Owlbert twitched restlessly, waiting for his mistress to call upon him once more.

Even after the expansion, there wasn’t a whole lot of room for a fight to break out, the hallway feeling incredibly claustrophobic to Eda all of a sudden. There was a pounding in her chest, her heart racing a mile a minute as that feeling she’d had since Pibbles announced her home belonged to Amity had increased tenfold. The territorial instincts of the animal inside of her were clawing their way out, and Eda, try as she might, was losing the struggle to contain the Owlbeast.

Pibbles was talking, but Eda couldn’t hear him. The sound of her own breath was deafening, and even as a fight started to erupt around her she found her surroundings hazy and undefined. She closed her eyes tightly, trying to focus, trying to stay in control.

When she opened them again, they were black as the night sky.


When she opened them again, Eda found herself not in her home, but thrashing in a seemingly endless ocean of inky blackness. The shock of finding herself in such a place caused her to gasp, inhaling some of the water and making her choke on the liquid.

As she kicked and paddled, trying not to drown, it occurred to her somewhere in her mind that she was back in her normal, bipedal witch body again. Not that it meant anything. This wasn’t real, this was all in her head. She’d lost her mental battle with the Owlbeast, and it was likely wrecking everything around her.

That’s what she thought, at least, until she felt a tug at her ankle, pulling her back under the water again. She couldn’t see, couldn’t tell up from down, couldn’t breathe. Then it ended. When she opened her eyes once more, she was on a beach, empty and alone, except for herself and the creature of her nightmares.

If her own thrashing in the water was anything to go by, it was nothing compared to the beast tied to the end of the red string that connected them. The Owlbeast pulled, flying in the air, desperate to escape, longing to be free with a ferocity Eda rarely had seen in her life. Despite all of its effort, it only seemed to tire the beast out, sending it crashing back into the water, where it tried again, and again to gain control, to take to the skies and fly away.

As she watched it struggle, Eda felt no animosity. It was not a common occurrence for her to be able to see the Owlbeast with her own eyes. Usually when they struggled for dominance over her body, it was either one of them inside, one of them out. She supposed she’d just barely managed to keep it from escaping out of sheer determination to keep her kids safe, and passed out in the process.

Eventually, the demon tired itself out, swimming to shore where it promptly collapsed, gasping noisily for air. In that moment, Eda could only feel pity towards it. The Owlbeast wasn’t some controlling, all consuming monster. It was just an animal, as scared to be here as Eda was.

In an odd way, the parental side of her wanted to comfort the beast as it lay there, panting in the dirt. As a child, the rare glimpse of it before it had taken her body made the thing look huge and intimidating, but now? It looked small, frightened, and… old. So very old, and haggard. It’d been trapped inside of Eda for thirty years, and hadn’t asked for this anymore than she had, had probably been no less a child than Eda had been as well.

With a sigh, Eda heaved herself out of the dirt, and approached the demon, reaching out to gently pat its head, like she would with King. It gave a pathetic roar, but she pressed on, whispering a few kind words its way. Eventually it gave in, rubbing up against her hand, craving the only comforting touch it had felt in decades.

The black ocean now glowed gold, like the elixirs Eda drank to keep the curse at bay, and as she sat there beside the beast, she wondered who was the more cursed of the two. At least when she drank her elixir, she had a body to go back to. A bottle drifted up on the tide, close enough for Eda to reach out and grab it, the Owlbeast looking at it spitefully as the witch inspected it.

“Hey, I know you want out. So do I. Neither of us want to be here, but… we are, and there isn’t a way to change that. If I let you out, there’s no telling what you might do, but it’s… not fair for you to be stuck in this place either.”

She poured the bottle of elixir into her cupped hand, the golden liquid pooling into it. “They’re going to take us away. Both of us. If we can’t work together on this, we won’t have a home anymore, and if we can’t accept each other, this nightmare will never end. So, what do you say, can we have a truce?”

The Owlbeast weakly eyed the liquid, before carefully picking itself up off the sand, giving it a lick. Eda chuckled at the sensation, patting its head until all the elixir was gone. The Owlbeast surprised her next by wearily climbing into her nap, trembling with exhaustion. She allowed it it’s rest, as the black of the ocean faded into a bright light.


When she opened them again, they were black as the night sky, with a pair of golden moons hanging in the cosmos.

Eda reared up on her hind legs- realizing after a moment they were her only legs, and towered over everyone in the hallway. Sleek and powerful arms were at her side, while she flexed hands clad with claws at her fingertips. She had hands again!

A pair of grey wings spread out, and despite her situation, despite Demon Control breathing down her neck, Eda couldn’t help but stop to admire them for a second. Her eyes fell to the mirror on the opposite wall, and she twisted, posed, and flexed, getting a good look at herself. “Whoa momma, do I look good or what?” She snorted, grinning, and happy to see her mouthful of teeth had returned somewhat to normal, minus the elongated fangs.

The fighting around her had stopped just as it was getting started, the Demon control team taking a step back as they witnessed Eda’s transformation. The Leader blinked his one good eye, and spoke, unable to take his eyes off of the woman in front of him, “Uh, Boss? We agreed to take in a beast, not a sexy harpy lady.”

Eda snapped her fingers and pointed at the man, “A Harpy, now that is good. I think it’s a good rebranding, don’t you think? Eda the Harpy Lady!”

Before anyone could bother to respond, Eda held out her hand, and from his corner Owlbert burst to life, sailing through the air and into her grasp. She breathed out an exhilarated sigh at the nostalgic feeling, relief flooding through her as she realized she’d missed this, and had gotten used to the idea of never being able to use her palisman again. She never thought she’d be so happy to be proven wrong.

With one single swing Eda brought her palisman down like a club, hitting all three of her would-be kidnappers and sending them unconscious onto the ground. With a laugh she twirled her staff then slammed the butt of it into the ground, turning to face the kids. “Well, what do you think?”

Edric’s eyes were popping out of his skull, while Emira was fanning herself off, face flushed. Even Amity looked a little uncomfortable, tugging at her collar. King, unbothered by teenage hormones, just threw himself around Eda’s leg, wrapping both his arms and legs around his caretaker, “Eda, that was amazing!”

Luz, on the other hand, was beside herself. “You’re so… hot!” She exclaimed, pulling at her hair. “Can I do that? Did splitting my curse mean I can’t do it anymore? Can Tia Lilith do it? I’d better be able to do that, I wanna be that cool and sexy looking too!”

Eda had to laugh as she ruffled her daughter’s hair. Of course Luz would be all about the looks, though Eda wasn’t sure if she should take it as a compliment or not that this was to Luz’s tastes. She’d seen what those Azura characters wore, and damn if it wasn’t tacky as all hell to Eda’s eyes.

“Calm down, I think those are questions for another day.” Eda urged, finishing her hair ruffles with a pat. “I’m just glad to be on two feet again. Now, let's focus on getting these goons out of my house, shall we? We can start with porky pig himself and-“

Eda turned to face the lawyer, only to find the space empty, and he was long gone. Gritting her teeth, she forced herself to let out a calming breath, “okay, kiddos, you tie these guys up, while I go make some bacon, okay?”

She didn’t wait to hear them as she entered her room, spreading her wings and diving out of her balcony. Her animal instincts, combined with her enhanced senses made it child’s play to find the pig demon. As did the fact that Hooty was already trailing him, asking many, many questions as Pibbles tried to make his escape.

“If you have any questions, you can call my office!” The pig demon insisted, batting at the House demon with his briefcase, “though I’ll have you know I charge an exorbitant fee per hour! I ought to be charging you right now, now that I think about it.”

Before any bill could be charged to her house, Eda sailed down, dropping from the sky in a flash and landing on her feet right by the pig. “Alright Hooty, I’ve got this. Why don’t you take five?”

“Five?” Hooty exclaimed happily, “That’s four more minutes than you gave me last time!”

Eda chuckled darkly, “Oh, trust me, I won’t need more than one.”

Eda waited for Hooty to slink back to the house before turning her attention back to Pibbles, who cowered at the sight of her, “s-surely you don’t intend me any harm? I was- I was just doing business! But, seeing as you’re not the Owlbeast anymore, all that nasty business with the house and the will, it’s settled! Null and void, trust me on this!”

“You expect me to trust a lawyer?” Eda scoffed, crossing her arms, “Pull the other one!”

Pibbles backed away slowly, sweat beginning to bead down the side of his face, “Now, look, how can I make it up to you? Surely we can settle this like reasonable, responsible adults, right?”

Eda grinned, showing off all of her pearly whites at the idea of anyone thinking she could ever be a reasonable, responsible adult. She bore down on the pig, who shrank back in her shadow, “You know, I think I can think of a few ways you can repay me…”


The next morning, Eda hummed cheerfully to herself as she cooked everyone in the house a nice, healthy breakfast. “I am never taking cooking for granted again,” She smiled as she spoke, flipping the eggs in the pan.

Luz beamed up at her from the table, a knife and fork already waiting in her hands, “I’m just glad to get a break from it myself!”

“So, do you think this is a permanent change?” Amity asked curiously, gesturing to Eda’s everything.

Eda was still in her harpy form, even after almost a day, something everyone in the house was delighted at, especially in Ed and Em’s case, if their leering eyes and dreamy looks said anything.

“I think so,” Eda nodded, “The Owlbeast and I found some common ground, and this way, it can see and interact with the world in its own way, rather than being stuck in an abyss inside of me. So, get used to the new and improved Eda Clawthorne.”

“At least until you undergo yet another transformation in a few months,” Ed smirked from his own seat. “I mean, we’ve only known you for about two months and you went from a witch, to a beast, to a harpy. I figure you’ll turn into a chimera at some point next.”

“You wanna bet on that?” Emira asked, slyly placing a few snails on the table.

“No gambling before noon, kids” Eda scolded, placing a plate full of breakfast at the center of the table, “now, eat up.”

“Ooh, Bacon!” Amity exclaimed, reaching for her fork so she could scoop some of the delicious smelling meat onto her plate.

“It’s nice and fresh, and we have plenty of it!” Eda patted her back, already shoveling a small mountain of the stuff onto her own plate, only to have to put it down when there was a knock at the door.

With a groan at yet another intruder, Eda went to answer it, only to bump her head against the doorway between the kitchen and living room, “dammit. I went through all that trouble to make the doors and hallways wider just yesterday, and now my problem is height…”

Eda grumpily opened the door, narrowing her eyes at the sight of yet another pig demon on the other side.

The demon held his nose up, trying his best to look down on her despite being a fifth of her size. “Hello, I am Tibblet-Tibblie GrimmHammer the third. I shall allow you to call me Tibbles. I’ve come looking for my brother, Pibbles, who has gone missing. I hear he last had business in this area?”

Eda blinked, then grinned slyly, “Why, I think I saw him around here just yesterday.”

She flashed her sharp claws, eyeing the pig demon hungrily, “We’re just having breakfast, why don’t you come in and I’ll serve you?”

The pig demon blinked, “That’s very kind of you, yes. Thank you.” As Tibbles stepped inside, he had no idea Eda had every intention of serving him, not breakfast, but perhaps as pork chops for dinner.

Notes:

Hope that ending wasn’t too dark. I had another ending in mind, but either way someone was getting eaten.

The other ending would have revealed Pibbles to be a fake. A puppet created by Adagast to go after Eda for her old potions business. She’d point out she didn’t even sell potions anymore, but he’d just point out that he’s just that petty, trying to take everything away from her before getting rid of her. She’d beat him, then eat him like canon, but a friend of mine said he liked this ending better, and it kept things from getting too complicated by introducing Adagast.

I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.

This one is so much shorter than the other chapters, and I’m glad for the break. I think I’ll focus on doing a few of the Interludes before tackling the next chapter, since they’re always short. That way I feel accomplished for finishing stuff rather than working on a chapter for a week and feeling like I’m getting nothing done. I write those a bit out of order, I haven’t even written the one where Amity dyes her hair lavender yet!

(As a note from the future, about two weeks after I wrote this, Tibbles was revealed to be the one to introduce the isles to the Azura series. In this canon, he tried, but because he tried selling it at one store, and no one ever bought it, Luz only got hers through her Mom finding copies in the human realm. There, now the canon hasn’t been broken)

Chapter 24: Intermission 3: Hooked on a Vee-ling

Notes:

Bet you weren’t expecting another intermission so soon! I’m writing this just after chapter 5 of 2A, and haven’t really decided yet where this one will go yet, though likely near the middle or the end of the season. Who knows? Anyway, here’s more Vee for everyone.

Also, I am really stretching with that title, but I couldn’t come up with anything else. And now I have that song stuck in my head…

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Odalia narrowed her eyes distastefully at the empty, practically barren room her daughter had been in only the night before. Somehow, someway, she’d found a way out, though Odalia had no clue how she had accomplished it, much less in such a short amount of time. Only a single day, and Amity was already missing once more. Despite herself, Odalia felt a small glimmer of pride inside of her at that fact. With little to no time to plan, Amity had managed to escape their clutches, and somehow outsmarted both her, and her husband. Truly, a Blight can never be held down.

However, as proud as she was, Odalia also felt slighted. A Blight never loses, either, and in this case she had, to a fourteen year old no less.

Alador mumbled something or other under his breath as he inspected the bars on Amity’s window, while scratching at the stubble that had built up on his chin in the days since Odalia last made him shave. With a shake of her head, Odalia joined him, arms folded behind her back. “She had to have help of some kind, I’m sure of it.”

Alador gave a nod, his inspection of the room finished. “Someone who knows how to get past our cameras without being spotted. And somehow is able to fit a half grown teenager through bars smaller than the circumference of her head.”

“It has to be the twins,” Odalia concluded sharply, earning a murmur of agreement from her husband. “As much as we wrote them off as lost causes, we can’t deny they are a brilliant pair when they desire to be.”

“It’s a shame they use their intelligence for petty tricks rather than applying it to the family trade,” Alador concluded softly, turning away from the bars.

Odalia sighed and sat down on Amity’s empty bed, “I don’t think we have much of a choice left, Alador. Somehow, they’ve outsmarted us, not once, not twice, but three times now. And we’re back to square one.”

She locked eyes with the tired looking man, “We’ll have to make some kind of public announcement. They won’t be able to hide if they have half the country actively looking for them. We’ll offer a large sum for any information, and we’re sure to find something.”

While the rumor mill in Gravesfield had already assumed such a thing, that either their children had run away or been kidnapped, despite their best efforts to keep it quiet, the Blight family had made no official announcements or acknowledgments of their missing children publically. A few investigators had been hired in private, but it was all very hushed deals, each signing a nondisclosure agreement before they’d even been considered for the case. It seemed the time for subtlety had ended, though.

Alador frowned, knowing this was going to bring public attention to the family, as well as likely start a nationwide search that would probably cause more harm than good towards his children. He however didn’t object, “I’ll start making the necessary calls and arrangements.”

Odalia gave a chuckle and a dismissive wave of her hand, “Nonsense, dear, I know you hate being in the spotlight, and your social skills are atrocious. Leave it to me. I’ll address the public. Everyone loves to see a mother in despair, after all. You go back to your lab, I’m sure you have work to get done, deadlines to meet.”

Alador’s lips curled downward, but he didn’t stick around, gone as soon as he was allowed. Meanwhile, Odalia pulled out her cell phone and prepared to start a nationwide manhunt.


Weeks passed, with no word. Nothing, not even a whisper of what had happened to Amity, nor the twins, despite Odalia having a town meeting, getting on national television, and even skipping work so she could put up posters.

It was for the publicity of the act, but it had still cost her a precious workday, and that was infuriating in its own right.

“There has been nothing. Not a scrap of DNA, not a credit card purchase, not even a blurry photograph from a security camera!” Odalia seethed to her husband, pouring herself a cup of tea that might have had a little something slipped inside to soothe her nerves.

“Those brats better be grateful when we find them. I have gained five pounds from all this stress eating,” The woman collapsed into her armchair, wondering where she possibly went wrong with her children.

Alador understood his wife’s frustrations, if from a different perspective. Where she wanted them back for the sake of the family business, he’d be happy just to know they weren’t dead in a gutter somewhere. Still, he knew better than to voice his thoughts out loud, despite how loudly Odalia liked to voice hers. “I’m sure something will turn up eventually, dear.”

Odalia rolled her eyes in a fit of childishness brought on by the booze she’d slipped into her drink, “Yes, I’m sure someone will come knocking on the door with all the answers any moment now!”

It was then that a knock came at the door, Odalia cursing under her breath at the interruption, “Yes, what is it?”

One of the maids opened the door, bowing her head as she entered, “I’m sorry to disturb you, Ma’am, but there is a Mr. Hopkins here to see you.”

Odalia and Alador glanced at each other, mentally going over a list of clients and other important people they knew who could show up unannounced at their door. “I don’t believe we were expecting a Mr. Hopkins. What is his business here?” Alador asked, his tone level.

The maid allowed herself the smallest of smiles, “He says it’s very urgent, and that he has news about your daughter, the Young Miss Blight.”

Now there was the single best news Odalia had heard all day. She stood to her feet, taking a moment to catch her balance as she realized maybe she put a little too much alcohol into her tea, “Well, don’t just stand there, send him in!”

With another quick bow, the maid left, and a moment later the door opened once more and a rather average looking man stepped into the room. He was the kind of man who rarely had the privilege of stepping inside of Blight Manor, his clothes reeking of lower-middle class, and Odalia eyed him with distaste. Oh, the things she put up with for her daughter's sake.

Still, Odalia forced a smile onto her face and welcomed the man with open arms, “Mr. Hopkins! I hear you have news about my daughter?”

The man blinked, then without thinking spoke, “Oh, please, just call me Jacob, my father was Mr. Hopkins-“

He winced as he realized who exactly he was yammering on at, then cleared his throat, “What I mean to say is, yes, I do have some information. It’s a little outdated, but if it’s at all useful-“

“I can assure you, Jacob,” Odalia had to force herself to not spit the name as it left her mouth, “any information you have is exceedingly valuable.”

That’s just what Jacob had needed to hear. After the incident with the witch he’d captured, those kids had beaten him senseless. He’d tried to go to the police to explain things, to get a squad to help him, maybe even call in the national guard, but they’d taken the news about him locking a teenage girl up against her will very poorly, especially after the news came out that Amity, Emira and Edric Blight had all gone missing a few short days later.

He’d lost basically everything. While he still owned the Historical Society building, all of his artifacts, armor, and weapons had been confiscated by the police while they launched an ongoing investigation over his actions. He’d put so much of his savings into those items, and without them he couldn’t open the place up and make a return on his investments. He was utterly broke, and if he didn’t get his bills paid soon, the bank was going to repossess the GHS and leave him homeless.

Then, as he was browsing through his computer’s documents, he stumbled upon a single video stream taken from one of his video cameras. He had remembered screenshotting it and printing it out for his board because of the witch girl he’d seen in the footage, and had completely missed who had been beside her. But now that Amity Blight was all over the news lately for being missing, with a big reward for any information, he realized this could be his payday.

“By exceedingly valuable, I assume you mean the reward money, right?” He asked eagerly, rubbing his hands together with a nervous grin plastered on his face.

The Blight matriarch’s deadpan expression wasn’t promising, but she still replied, “Yes, of course.”

“Good. Also, you see, I may not have acquired this piece of information… in a legitimate manner, you see,” Jacob gave an anxious chuckle, “I can’t disclose why I have this footage, that’s classified, but-“

Odalia’s eyes widened at his phrasing, “Ah, I see. Yes, that won’t be a problem, I’ll be sure to keep this hushed up. Any employers you work for won’t find out you have this from me.”

Jacob’s eyes twitched, unsure what she was talking about. Meanwhile, in Odalia’s sloshed mind, Jacob’s mangy features were becoming sharper as the image of a government agent formed in her mind. One who was high enough up to have classified information no one else had access to, willing to share it for a fee and her silence.

As Jacob fished in his pocket for his phone, Odalia gestured for Alador to join them. The quiet man did so, standing beside his wife as Hopkins fumbled with his phone before opening up a video file and displaying it for the two of them.

The footage was from high up, likely on a street lamp, cementing it further into Odalia’s mind that his man worked for the government. This was clearly security camera footage from Gravesfield shopping center. She watched for a moment, keeping her eyes peeled and wondering when Amity was supposed to show up on the grainy footage, only to realize that one of the people in the couple walking by hand in hand was her daughter. It was hard to recognize her, wearing some sort of hood with ears on it, while walking hand in hand with what looked like another girl, or possibly a boy, it was hard to tell between the short hair and the quality of the footage.

She watched the footage with a discerning eye as Amity and her partner walked together hand in hand into the Mal-Mart, Odalia’s nose scrunching up in disgust at the sheer idea of her daughter entering one of those foul stores. The footage then ended, Hopkins looking at her expectedly.

“This has been very… informative, Mr. Hopkins,” Alador spoke, “Tell me, do you know who that other person was?”

“Yes! Er, well, no, but I have my suspicions!” Jacob spoke with an underlying note of excitement.

“They seem close…” Odalia observed, “Though I’ve never seen them before in my life. Still, this is a potential lead. You have our thanks.”

Jacob beamed at them like a puppy dog, and it was all Odalia could do to resist rolling her eyes at the pathetic man. Still, he was useful, and had brought them their only clue. “How would you like a job, Jacob?”

“A job?” Jacob asked eagerly.

“Yes. We’ve been so focused on finding our daughter, and we have the whole country looking for her. But this person, obviously they’re connected with Amity somehow. I’d like to ask that you use whatever… resources it is that you have at your disposal to find this teenager, and question them. We’ll of course pay you a handsome fee.”

“It’s a deal!” Jacob said without hesitation, grabbing Odalia’s hand and giving it a hardy shake, before doing the same to Alador.

Odalia grimaced, wiping her taken hand on the leg of her pants in an attempt to clean it. “Very well. If you’ll take a seat we’ll discuss payment, and other details…”

When Jacob left the Manor, he felt more giddy than he had in a long time. He had funding, and a mission. He was going to get to hunt a witch, save a billionaire’s kids, become famous, and finally get his Mewtube channel verified! And he knew just where to start. After all, he’d caught a witch before, had her in a cage, he’d just need to find and keep an eye on her until he could find the rest of her coven, which would surely lead him to the witch he was looking for.


Vee sat still, keeping her hands steady as Sam painted her nails in a multitude of colors. Apparently, this was what a rainbow looked like, and it wouldn’t turn her inside out like the painbows back in the Demon Realm would. Vee found them to be a lot prettier here anyway.

Beside her, Tom sat and played one of the many games he’d brought to the cabin, the clicking of the controller rattling through the room. “Are you guys gonna hurry up and finish that so Vee can play with me? I really want to introduce her to Vagabondia Chronicles now that her reading comprehension is getting better.”

“You can’t rush art,” Sam insisted through grit teeth.

“I don’t know, didn’t take long for me to get this killer guyliner on,” Tom fired back.

“I’m the one who put it on you, and you covered it up with your stupid shaggy hair,” Sam rolled their eyes.

“You’re just mad it looks better on me than it did on you.” Tom sassed back, fighting another enemy on screen.

Sam made a face, “Oh yes, green with enby over here.”

Tom turned back just so he could scoff in their direction, “making an awesome pun doesn’t mean you win!”

Vee grimaced as her friends bickered, a common occurrence these days. They hadn’t descended into actually fighting, but Vee didn’t really get what this was if not an argument. Leaning over to Masha, who was carefully blowing on her own black nail polished fingers to help them dry, she whispered a question, “Why are they arguing so much?”

With a small smirk, Masha answered, “UST.”

That didn’t make things any clearer to Vee, who was far too innocent to know what that acronym stood for, “What does that mean?”

“You should ask Clara that,” Masha said slyly, with just a note of teasing in her voice.

“Ask me what?” Clara voiced as she stepped into the cabin, nose wrinkling at the strong smell of nail polish that filled the air. “Can’t you guys open a window or something?”

“And done,” Sam said proudly as they admired their handiwork on Vee’s fingernails. “Now you just need to wait for it to dry. Try not to touch anything for a while.”

Vee gave a nod of her head, holding her hands out awkwardly with her fingers spread so they didn’t touch each other. She could have just shapeshifted her nails to be any color she wanted, but she liked being included, everyone else having had their own nails done.

Even Tom wore a powder blue color on his own nails, having let Sam apply it earlier, red faced as the enby held his hand while doing so. He’d put his foot down about getting his toes done, though.

Masha seemed satisfied with her own nails now, testing to see if they were dry. Standing up and brushing a few crumbs off her clothes from a bowl of chips she’d devoured earlier, the goth girl smiled at the cheerleader, “Finally, moneybags is here, we need more snacks and refreshments, and I don’t get my allowance until Friday. Let’s go shopping!”

Masha looped both of her arms around Clara’s, already dragging her out of the cabin despite her protests, “I literally just walked in the door! And why do I need to buy the snacks, you’re the glutton!”

Still, she didn’t resist, allowing herself to be pulled along. Halfway out the door though, Vee’s voice rang out like adorable little bells, making both girls still, “Can I go too?”

“Aren’t your nails drying?” Masha asked, not unkindly. Vee glanced down at her freshly painted fingernails and nodded.

“Well, yes, but I just have to not touch anything. I’d still like to go!” The basilisk sent them her best puppy dog eyes, which she’d fast learned neither the goth nor the cheerleader could resist. “I’ve been cooped up, I want to get out of here for a bit.”

The two other girls glanced at each other, then both sighed, “Sure you can, Vee. You can help pick out something for us to eat.”

“Yay!” The snake girl beamed and carefully stood up from the floor, the sheer act of cuteness making the two girl’s hearts flutter at the pureness personified in front of them.

As the three left, leaving only Sam and Tom alone in the cabin, the enby snickered and cracked open a soda, “Simps, am I right?”

Tom rolled his eyes hidden under his hair and unpaused his game, “I’m so glad we’re not like that.”


Vee was always a delight to join on walks. Her worldview, as someone not native to the human realm, was fascinating, if a little naive. She still didn’t understand that cars weren’t living things, even after having ridden in buses so often. One of her most endearing traits was her bug collecting hobby, something brought on by just how different the insects were compared to the Demon Realm.

“They’re so small, and not one of them has told me it wants to eat my skin!” The picture it painted for Clara and Masha of the demon realm wasn’t pretty, even when they factored in everything else the basilisk had told them about the place. Clara shivered at the idea that Amity’s home life was so terrible she’d seemingly chosen such a place to live rather than return to Earth.

Greater still was Vee’s reaction to the snack aisle of the Mal-Mart. No matter how often she was taken there, she’d acted like she’d never seen so much food in one place in all of her life. Vee was especially fond of salty chips, and gummy candies, but only after making sure the gummy octopuses were not actual octopuses, her time being forced to devour magic from unwilling animals in the Empire’s care making her take on a more or less vegetarian lifestyle now that she was on Earth. The last time she’d had meat was at the Blight’s as Amity, just another thing to turn her away from it all, even if it had been delicious.

“Go ahead and pick whatever you want,” Clara gave in before Vee could even begin to beg for whatever it was she wanted on the shelves. The basilisk gave a squee and took off down the aisle, leaving the Cheerleader alone with the Goth, just like they had wanted.

“Still not making a move on her?” Masha asked slyly, “You’d better hurry up, someone might steal her away.”

“You’re welcome to try,” Clara dared, giving the dark haired girl some side eye.

This was an argument they’d had many times by now. Despite both of their warnings, neither girl actually made a move, calling the other’s bluff. At this point it was almost like a game where they both continued to lose. They stayed in a precarious balance with one another, knowing that if neither of them confessed, neither of them could get hurt, by Vee should she reject them, or each other should she accept their feelings.

It certainly kept their friendship interesting, to say the least.

Masha bounced on her toes, running her tongue over her tooth gap, “I’ve been thinking… one of us eventually has to make a move, right?”

Clara stuffed her hands in the pocket of her jeans, cheeks flared red, “What makes you say that?”

“Well, you know, the school dance is coming up. Prom and everything…” Masha trailed off.

Clara hummed, “Yeah, that is coming up. Got a dress picked out already?”

Masha made a sour expression, lips turned downward, “Not really. I know I look good in all the ones I tried, but nothing seemed to scream out to me. I’m thinking maybe I’ll ditch getting a regular old dress. Maybe a suit? Or a combination of the two? But that’s not the reason I’m bringing it up, and you know that.”

“Yeah, I know. We were talking about Vee, so… you want to score yourself a date?” Clara raised her eyebrow.

Masha shrugged, “Not all of us are popular cheerleaders with their own dedicated fan clubs.”

Clara snorted at the over exaggeration of her popularity, “Don’t kid yourself. Goth girls are a valuable commodity these days. You’ve probably got plenty of admirers.”

“Yeah, but none of them are cute demon snake girls,” Masha pouted, crossing her arms in a sulking manner. “How about I ask Vee out to prom this year, and you can ask her out next year?”

“I thought you were making a romantic move, if it’s just going to be platonic, why bother making a big fuss? We could just both dance with her.” Clara argued, wanting to put an end to this discussion already, but not willing to budge on the issue either.

Masha considered that, but shook her head stubbornly, “No, I wanted a romantic slow dance. Erg! What do you even see in her, anyway? I at least like her true form. Can’t you just let me have this?”

Clara crossed her arms defensively, “I think she’s plenty cute as a snake, even if I don’t get off to it like you do, freak. What’s wrong with appreciating her human form? She’s the one who chose it. She’s so small, and cute…”

Clara’s cheeks darkened, and beside her so did Masha’s. They meandered at the end of the aisle, taking in that, because Vee had modeled her body after Masha’s, Clara had more or less admitted she considered the goth girl to be her type as well.

They fell into an awkward silence, not looking at one another until Vee joined them, arms full of bags of spicy chips and gummy candies, held awkwardly in such a way that she didn’t touch them with her nails. The basilisk wore a bright grin, not even minding the stomachache she was bound to receive after a night of binging on junk food, though that smile faded as she looked over her friends. “Are you two arguing?”

“What, no!” Masha scoffed playfully, brushing the demon’s worry off.

Vee looked between them, gears churning in her mind as she thought back to a previous conversation. Something clicked, “Oh, is this that UST thing you mentioned before?”

Masha clamped her hands over her mouth to cover the loud snort that escaped, while Clara looked scandalized. The blonde turned to the brunette, nostrils flaring, “What have you been teaching her while I’m away?!”

“Nothing, nothing!” Masha cackled, her innocence unconvincing to Clara. The cheerleader snatched the items out of Vee’s hands and went to pay, steaming over how Vee’s purity was being corrupted by that little wannabe witch.

The items were bagged and paid for, Clara tossing one of the plastic bags over to Masha to carry while she gripped her own. Together the three migrated out into the parking lot, though Vee still seemed unsure about what was going on between her friends. “Are you sure you’re not fighting?”

“I’m not so sure now,” Clara glared at Masha, much to Vee’s discomfort.

Masha just shook her head, and pat Vee on the shoulder, “would it make you happy if we do this thing my Mom used to make me and my little brother do when we’d fight as little kids?”

“What did she make you do?” Vee cocked her head as she asked.

“We’d have to say three nice things to each other.” Masha smiled fondly at the memory, “oh, we used to hate it. The second her back was turned we’d make faces at each other so we knew we still hated one another.”

“That sounds pleasant,” Clara commented sarcastically. Still, Vee seemed to think it was a good idea from the look on her face, so she didn’t argue. “How about you start, then?”

“Hm, okay.” Masha took a moment to think, perhaps a little longer than she needed to, just to mess with Clara, “I like that pink stripe in your hair. Not many people do their roots like that, you pull it off well. Really nails the perky cheerleader ascetic you enjoy.”

Clara brushed a hand through her hair. It was a lot of work, between the pink and the blonde hair dye. But it was a look she liked seeing in the mirror. “Thanks.”

“Okay, now your turn,” Vee gestured for Clara to contribute. The girl stood there silently for a moment, feeling this entire thing was a bit juvenile, but Masha had already given her one compliment, she may as well return the favor.

“I admire that you stick to your beliefs, even when no one else believes you.” Clara said slowly, feeling the words on her lips, “It couldn’t have been easy to openly believe in the supernatural. I mean, it turns out you were right the whole time, but most people won’t know that. Even you didn’t until Vee came into our lives.”

“To be fair, I had no clue how off base I was compared to actual fact, but it was a relief to know I wasn’t crazy or something,” Masha grinned, showing off her tooth gap, then threw herself into her next compliment. “For what it’s worth, I was wrong about something. You. You’re a lot more cool than I thought, when I used to see you in class. When we met at the park, I was mostly just being nice, but you turned out a lot better as a person than I thought.”

Vee inspected her nails, confirming they were dry, then reached into Clara’s grocery bag for the chips she’d picked out. Seeing as they were in the parking lot, she settled her rump down on the wheel stop of an empty parking stall as she pried the plastic of the bag open, munching on a chip as she watched her friend’s compliment each other.

Clara chuckled, knowing the goth girl wasn’t that far off she was in her perceptions. “I had to learn to be a better person. I wasn’t terrible, but I was… elitist, I guess. You, and by extension, the others, are an incredibly kind group of people. I’m happy to be a part of Cabin Seven.”

Two nice things down, they each had one more left to say. Masha didn’t hesitate now that it was her turn, throwing out a finger gun, “You’re super pretty. There, done!”

Clara’s cheeks darkened with a flush to get such a straightforward compliment, even if it was just teasing. Still, she wasn’t one to lose, “Same, I think you’re… pretty cute.”

There, they were done. Argument over, niceties exchanged, and they could go back to the cabin in the woods and have fun. Or, they could if both of them weren’t glued to the spot, faces warm and unable to look at each other. The awkwardness was breached by a loud ‘cronch cronch’ as Vee watched on, very entertained with this outcome.

“That was very sweet, you two.” Vee smiled up at both of them from her seat. “I’m glad we’re all friends.”

“Yeah, friends…” Clara rubbed her arm, still unable to look at either girl.

“What even led to this, anyway?” Vee asked curiously, polishing off her snack and sticking the crumpled up bag into the trash can beside her.

Clara and Masha glanced at each other, wondering if this was something they should come clean with, or keep to themselves for now. Eventually, Masha shrugged. She was always an open book, and a little awkwardness wasn’t going to stop her, “Well, Vee, if we were to ask you out to prom, which one would you go with?”

“Prom?” Vee asked, an eyebrow raised.

“It’s a school dance,” Clara clarified.

“Oh! So like Grom back in the Demon Realm?” At the questioning look she received, Vee rolled her eyes, “I never went to it, I was on the run, of course. But they did have something similar that I heard about plenty. It’s a big deal, I guess?”

“It’s a pretty big deal for teenagers here, too,” Clara commented, thinking of how many of her peers acted like it was the make or break for their high school lives, especially regarding romance. “So, who would you pick?”

Vee glanced between the two anxious teens, and scratched the back of her head in confusion. “Can’t I just dance with the both of you?”

“Well, yeah. I’d be offended if you didn’t!” Masha laughed, “But what we mean is… uh, hypothetically, if both of us had asked you out on a date, who would you choose?”

Vee pondered the question seriously for half a moment, then blinked, “What if I don't want to choose?”

“Then you don’t have to. You don’t have to go with either of us, you can say no.” The goth cleared up, even if it saddened her that Vee wasn’t interested.

“No, that’s not what I meant, why can’t I be both of your dates?” Vee asked innocently, as if the answer really was that simple.

The two other girls looked at each other, unsure how to answer that. Clara fumbled for her words, eventually settling on, “Well, I- I don’t think I’d be comfortable with that.”

“Oh,” Vee pondered, “I guess that makes sense. Can I ask a question though?”

Clara nodded, feeling very exposed. Then again, she was discussing a polyamorous, lesbian relationship in the parking lot of a Mal-Mart in the middle of the afternoon, and you couldn’t get much more exposed than that. Vee continued with her question, “Does it make you uncomfortable knowing that I’d be dating Masha, and not you, or that Masha would be dating me, and not you?”

Clara choked, having not expected such a question. Masha, taking pity on the cheerleader, asked in her place, “What do you mean by that?”

Vee kicked her feet adorably, “Well, it’s just, you’ve been pretty… clear on where you stand, Masha-“

“I like what I like,” The goth winked.

“-but Clara has been more tight lipped.” Vee finished her thought, “I thought maybe she was interested in me, but now I’m thinking she isn’t? So maybe she was picking the fight about who was going to this ‘hypothetical’ dance, because she wanted to go with you? She did say you were cute.”

“Because we were saying nice things! And she said it first!” Clara hissed, her face crimson up to her ears.

Vee seemed confused, “So, you do like me? Or do you like Masha? Or do you like us both? Why would me dating the two of you make you uncomfortable if you also want to date both of us?”

Masha continued to take pity on Clara, who was busy combusting, “Vee, I think you’re getting a little mixed up. Clara hasn’t said she likes either of us, maybe she’s just not into either of us, outside of this, uh, hypothetical situation?” Sure, Masha knew better, but this was something Clara should be open to talking about, not dragged into.

“Still, uh, if we’re being honest, I wouldn’t mind dating both of you.” Masha had to admit, brushing a bit of hair behind her ear and trying not to look too shy.

“R-really?” Clara sputtered.

Masha shrugged, trying to stay casual, “Yeah, I mean… I’d get to date a demon, and have a girl my parents would be happy to see me bring home? Best of both worlds, right?” She gave a nervous chuckle.

Clara was awfully quiet, twiddling her fingers, her grocery bag of snacks long abandoned by her side. Masha startled, pressing a hand on her friend’s shoulder, “Not that Vee and I are pressuring you, or anything! Just, if the idea of it makes you uncomfortable, we can stop and talk about something else, or, uh, just shut up.”

Vee was the one avoiding everyone’s eyes this time, not just because of the blush over hearing that Masha wanted to date her as well, but also because of the shame that she was making Clara feel out of sorts. Her mind grappled with trying to find another subject, anything, really to change the mood. She could always talk to Masha about… feelings and stuff later.

Clara on the other hand, had her head bowed and her hair covering her face. She’d just had two different girls confess to wanting to date her back to back. Not only that, they wanted to date each other as well. A boiling, rolling feeling was in her stomach as she analyzed her emotions, trying to sort them all out before things got even worse.

Honestly, the idea of someone, anyone else dating Vee bothered her. She’d admit she was a bit smitten with the basilisk. Vee was just so sweet and innocent, who wouldn’t fall for her awkward charms? But ever since Vee had asked the question about why Masha dating Vee would bother Clara, she’d come to realize that the same jealous feelings filled her when she thought about anyone dating the goth girl as well. That was… new. Sure, Masha had always been kinda cool, and nice, and cute… and a really, really good friend, but she never thought she’d feel like this when the thought of her dating someone else was brought up.

So, if she was uncomfortable with Vee and Masha dating, was it because they’d only be dating each other, and not dating her as well? If she and Masha both dated Vee, it still meant there was someone dating Masha other than Clara, and that thought made her stomach twist and churn.

“I- I guess… if you guys want to date each other, and date me…” Clara fumbled, once again very much away they were in a public parking lot when the sound of a car door slammed and a moment later someone passed them by, clearly staring at the small group of teens that were loitering in a parking space.

“You mean, like, we can all date each other?” Vee spoke up, voice a little hopeful.

Clara’s hands clenched, her skin pale, “I mean, if that isn’t weird? I mean, it’s weird, right? I- just ignore me. This is dumb, and we’ll screw it up, or-“

Hey, hey,” Masha laid a hand on Clara’s shoulder, smiling calmly at her, “It’s okay. Yes, it’s weird. We’re all weird. But weird is a good thing. Normal is boring and overrated anyway. And if you’re afraid we’ll mess it up, well…”

Masha shrugged, her expression carefree, “We’re teenagers, you’re probably right.”

Suddenly, a thought occurred to her and the goth girl turned to Vee, “Uh, you are a teenager, right? I know you look like one, but you’re not like, eight or thirty or something, right?”

Vee pondered the question, eyes focused on the sky, “I don’t know my exact age. I’d likely need the secret files the Empire made when they created me for that. But if I had to estimate, I’d say I’m between fifteen and seventeen-ish?”

“Dammit, so I’m also the youngest, and the smallest?” Masha groaned, before turning back to the issue at hand, “ What I’m trying to say is, maybe this whole thing doesn’t work out, and we crash and burn, but that’s what these years are for. Figuring stuff out, and making messy mistakes. Or, alternatively…” She turned her eyes to Vee with a smile, wanting her input.

“Um, we- we could work things out, I’m sure. Things don’t have to go wrong. We’ll just have to be careful, and be considerate, and- and stuff.” Vee added, hoping that’s what Masha had expected of her. The goth girl gave the basilisk a reassuring nod.

“You’re right,” Clara straightened up, head held high despite the crimson that radiated out under the surface of her skin, “Maybe it won’t work, maybe it will. But, I kinda want to find out, with the both of you. Still, that’s… gonna be a shock to my parents.”

“They don’t know?” Masha asked with raised eyebrows, while Vee just looked confused.

Clara pantomimed her coming out, “Hey Mom, hey Dad, nice to see you, how was your day? Work okay? School was fine for me. Oh, by the way, I like girls, emphasis on the plural. Meet my two girlfriends, one is a goth girl who wants to be a pagan witch, and the other is a demon. No, the first one didn’t summon the second, also I’m not bewitched, thanks for asking.”

“Is it really a big deal here?” Vee asked, cocking her head, “On the Boiling Isles, it always seemed like everyone just assumed you liked all genders, unless you went out of your way to specify.”

“God, that’d be so much easier,” Masha breathed out, with Clara nodding beside her. “My Mom had to assure me that no, that summer camp she was sending me to was not a conversation camp, and me being pan had nothing to do with going there. The monster fetish might have had something to do with it, though... Also the attempted animal sacrifice to the Dark Lord, I suppose.”

“So, we’re… really doing this?” Clara questioned, wanting to make sure everyone was on board. Vee stood up from her seat on the wheel stop and marched right up to the other two, placing a kiss first on Clara’s cheek, then on Masha’s, making the two girls melt.

The basilisk then smiled at the two, “Okay, now your turn!”

Clara suppressed the urge to bury her face in her hands as she was overcome with bashfulness. Clenching her eyes shut, she leaned forward and pressed a kiss to the shorter demon. At the same time, Masha did the same to Vee’s other cheek, finding that while the cheerleader had to bend down, Vee was just the right height for her.

Vee let out a happy little squeal, clapping her hands together excitedly, “okay, now each other!”

Masha and Clara turned to each other, sucking in a breath, then placed a kiss on each other’s cheeks as well. Clara was right, it felt weird, but so very right. As soon as they were done, Vee vigorously and enthusiastically embraced them both, squeezing them tight in her arms. Any attempts for them to return the hug was in vain, since the girls’ arms were pinned to their sides.

The sound of sniffling made Clara’s ears twitch, and she realized Vee was shaking. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing,” Vee insisted, wiping her nose on her sleeve as she pulled away from the hug. “I’m just… back in the demon realm, I never thought I’d have friends. Now here I am, with four amazing ones, and not only that, but I get to date two of them? The most beautiful girls in the world? It’s… I’m so thankful, and overwhelmed by it all.”

It was Clara and Masha’s turn to embrace the basilisk, each settling into either crook of Vee’s neck since their arms couldn’t move, “We’re thankful to have you in our lives as well.”

“I love you guys,” Vee whispered, slinking her arms around their waists and pressing their bodies to herself.

Clara inhaled sharply, unsure if Vee meant that as in love, or Love with a capital L. Masha didn’t hesitate though, “We love you too, Vee. We all do. I’m glad I get to be your partner.”

Clara shifted, pressing another kiss just above Vee’s ear, “You’re being silly. Now, why don’t we go back home, and tell Tom and Sam the good news?”

Vee nodded, and they let each other go. Clara and Masha picked up their grocery bags, each taking up one hand, and Vee stepped between them, offering up her empty ones to both her new girlfriends, which the girls eagerly took. Together they walked step in step, all smiles and happy feelings as they made their way out of the Mal-mart parking lot, to the relief of the half dozen people who had eavesdropped on the whole thing.

Above them, attached to a light pole, a hidden camera zoomed in, tracking their movements.

Notes:

There we go. I said I'd think about doing a poly relationship in this fic, and seeing as I like to ship Vee with both the cheerleader and goth, I went with all three in this one. I tried to insert a little bit of dialogue to imply Masha is already questioning their gender identity, being unhappy with having to choose a dress, and telling Vee they're happy to be her partner, not using "Girlfriend" to describe themself.

I hope I did a decent job portraying a bunch of 14-15 year olds awkwardly getting into a relationship with one another. This isn't just new to them, it's new to me as well, I've never really written any poly relationships before, and I don't really read many, either. At least, not where it's a primary focus. As someone who is a KH fan, I've read a few fics with Sora, Riku and Kiari dating each other, but the focus for me was never the relationship itself, but the (convoluted)plot of the fics. I'm also into Amphibia, where a lot of people ship Anne, Sasha and Marcy together, but I… really don't like shipping Sasha with Anne at all, so don't really participate in that side of the fandom.

That really just leaves Eda, Raine and Camila in this fandom as the only other big polyship, and I haven't read any of those fics, either! I like Eda with both Raine, and Camila, don't get me wrong, it's more the fact Raine and Camila don't know each other, and don't have a connection to one another through another character. Camila and Eda have Luz, and both are her Moms. Raine and Eda have a lot of history together. Camila and Raine, not so much. I suppose there is the "Eda has two hands" option, where Raine and Camila are both dating Eda, but not each other, but I have even less clue about how that works or how to write it, so I don't think I'll tackle that this time. Yeah… Eda no longer has two hands. Womp Womp.

UST for those who don't know, stands for "Unresolved Sexual Tension," and is basically when two characters are written to like each other, but can't get together until the plot demands it, so have to dance around their feelings, often resulting in arguments. See basically every tv show where the leads don't get together until the final episode ever made.

As for the Blight plot side of things… Odalia absolutely put too much booze in that tea. I'm fairly sure it was mostly booze, with a little tea inside. That is the only way she'd buy Jacob as a government agent.

Chapter 25: Camila’s Lament

Notes:

Man, I hope I’m ready to write this chapter. When I was sitting down and filling out outlines for what I wanted to happen, I knew this one would be difficult. The rest of the damn fic is going to be hard to write. Stuff is going to speed up from this chapter onward. That’s right, we’re onto the Swap equivalents of Eda’s Requiem, then next chapter will be Eclipse Lake, followed by Yesterday's Lie. Now, I will warn you, these will all be very different, much like the rest of these events, but no less impactful on the plot of this AU. Things will get intense from here on out. I got rid of an old explanation for a change in the fic here, seeing as I felt it’d been long enough that no one would remember what it was before, and it took up a chunk of space.

Warnings for this chapter: an uncharacteristic lack of cartoon violence, and references to suicide.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

They were running. A blur of trees whizzed by them, the pounding of their hearts in their eardrums as they all tried to ignore the fatigue clawing at them, how even with every lungful of air they pulled in, they couldn’t breathe.

One of them looked back, eyes widening in terror as they saw the beasts chasing them, following the orders of their white cloaked commanders. They weren't going to make it. They couldn’t escape.

One of the hellhounds pounced, its jaws locking down tight onto the fleshy arm of one of the witches it had been sent to hunt. The poor man cried out, crying hopelessly for one of his fellows to fight the thing off, to free him. He couldn’t blame them when they left him behind, despite his horror that they would do so, even as the Coven Scout who was pursuing them pinned his bloody form down and started to pull on his branding glove.

The witch could only watch, terror in his eyes as the gloved hand descended down to his own arm. They weren’t even giving him a choice of which magic he’d get to keep, yet another thing they intended to take away from him.

Just as the glove’s spell was activating, the Hellhound by his master’s side let out a whimper, before being blasted aside by a shockwave of magic, accompanied by a sharp musical note. The Coven Scout’s head moved, hardly getting a chance to see what was going on before he joined the mutt, sent flying into the air before crumpling violently into a heap on the ground, unconscious, if not outright dead.

The wild witch let out a shaky breath, unbelieving of his luck. Carefully he twisted his body, going from his back to all fours, his bleeding arm protesting as he tried to push himself off the ground. That’s when a pair of leather boots appeared in the witch’s vision. Slowly his eyes moved upward, ascending up the legs, then the torso, until he got a look at the being looking down on him.

He gasped, the fear returning to his eyes momentarily, until he realized just what he was looking at. Not a fearsome face, but a mask in the shape of that of a Bat. The witch wearing it smiled at him warmly, before offering their hand, and the wild witch took it eagerly, tenderly being helped back to his feet.

No sooner had he arisen did someone in a cat mask approach, gingerly taking his arm and casting a circle, the warm light of a healing spell grazing his skin and patching it up. “Thank you, all of you.”

The forest was soon filled with many masked individuals, but the first in the bat mask never left his side. He was soon rejoined with his companions, also saved by these brave interlopers, and they had a tearful reunion, with apologies for leaving him being.

Together, the group was escorted through the forest, any resistance from the Emperor's hordes swatted aside by the numbers of the red and black garbed, masked heroes. Finally they made it to safety, and the wild witch turned to the leader who had helped them. “Please, you have helped us so much. Allow me to join you, I want to help!”

The BAT leader smiled kindly, and with open arms declared, “Then, welcome to the Resistance.”


“-And eight, and nine and ten!” Luz grunted, finishing her set and sitting up on top of Owlbert, wiping a bead of sweat that dripped down her face. “Okay, King, what is the first thing you’re going to do when you meet your Dad?”

Amity, in the middle of her own workout, was too distracted to focus on counting her own reps. Luz’s hanging sit-ups were… impressive. Despite the chill of the fall breeze, Amity couldn’t help but feel very warm under her collar. Though that may be the pushups. Yes, it was definitely the pushups.

Her arms gave out, having pushed her limit, and she collapsed into the dirt, completely missing King’s answer.

Her ears twitched as she heard Luz giggle at her, her girlfriend hopping off Owlbert to give her a hand up, which she readily took. “Don’t push yourself too hard there, Amity. We need you in working condition for the Gland prix.”

“I’ll be fine, Luz.” Amity assured, brushing herself off, “Ghost and I are an amazing team. Besides, I’m not the one who’ll be saddled with the upchuck champion.”

“Hey! I have a very sensitive tummy, and even more sensitive feelings!” King yelled, shaking his fist from his seat on the back of Owlbert.

The girls snorted, Luz giving Amity a reassuring pat on the back. “I’m sure we’ll both do fine. Besides, this isn’t a competition… well, it is, but not between you and me, Ams.”

Amity raised an eyebrow, “Excuse me? It absolutely is. I’ll have you know I plan on kicking your butt at the race. Dating me doesn’t save you from your fate in second place.”

Luz’s eyes widened at Amity’s declaration, then she smirked, “Oh, I see I struck a competitive nerve. Well, I hope you’re ready to eat those words, because King and I will be taking home the gold!”

“No gold, Luz, just a really ugly trophy.” King reminded, “but don’t let that stop you guys from tearing each other to pieces over who gets to win for my glory!”

“We’re not going to tear each other to pieces, King,” Luz rolled her eyes, patting his bony head, “buuuut, I don’t think that means we can’t make a friendly wager.”

“I was thinking it’d be more than friendly,” Amity wiggled her eyebrows, earning a chortle from Luz and gagging noises from King.

“Come on you two, I’m already sick enough from the flying, I don’t need your flirting on top of it!” The demon protested, shaking his fist their way.

“You’ll just have to get used to it,” Amity said calmly, turning her attention back to her girlfriend. “What do you have in mind?”

Luz looked thoughtful for a moment, then snapped her fingers, “Whoever wins the race gets to ask for something from the loser!”

Amity’s lips turned upward, and she held out her hand, “Deal.”

Amity already had something in mind for this little wager. A kiss. On the lips. Because it was well past time, and she was (mostly) over her embarrassment from the near kiss at the grudgby game almost two weeks ago. She’d win this race, prove her superiority, and ensure that she and her girlfriend hit their next relationship milestone, all in one fell swoop. Oh, and help King, she supposed.

“Wait, you can’t just shake on it,” King protested, hoping off of Owlbert, “I’ll go get the wager book that the family uses for all of our bets! It’s only legally and magically binding if it’s in writing, remember?”

With that, the little demon scurried into the house, his paws pattering against the wood floors as he searched up and down to find the thing. It wasn’t under the couch cushions, nor in the kitchen cabinets, or buried in any of the potted plants.

After making a mess with the pots and pans, and leaving a trail of soil on the floor, he raced up the stairs, practically kicking down Ed and Em’s bedroom door, walking in despite their protests.

“Would it kill you to knock?” Emira scoffed, glaring at the tiny fiend. She looked tired and frazzled, going over all of the papers they’d written down with the information taken from Philip’s Diary for what must have been the hundredth time.

“Not now, freeloaders. I’m looking for the Clawthorne bet book, and I know you guys have borrowed it before.” King crossed his little arms.

“Yeah… last time we make a three way bet with a witch.” Edric shuddered. “I did not look good with a mullet.”

“You think you looked bad, what about me?” Emira groaned. “We couldn’t leave the house for a week, or we’d be the laughing stocks of Bonesborough. I’m so glad that spell wasn’t permanent.”

“You humans come up with some of the worst fashion,” King agreed gleefully. “But your humiliation isn’t what’s important right now, and wow did I never think I’d say that. Where’s the book?”

“We gave it back to Eda,” Edric stated flippantly, throwing himself onto his bed spread eagle.

“Yeah, like we said, we’re done making bets. I think she’s in her room?” Emira shooed the demon out of her room, complaining under her breath about how she’d need to start over with the notes since he’d made her lose her place.

King took off again for Eda’s room as soon as the door was shut behind him, knocking on the door. He’d learned that Eda valued her privacy enough to hand out time outs if he just burst in all willy-nilly, and he wasn’t messing with that level of black magic.

“You may enter!” Eda’s voice rang out, deep and commanding, only to crack into a snort at her dramatics. Her moment of humor ended when King opened the door, her expression falling. “Oh, King! I thought you were outside training with Luz… to, uh, get on the news and send a message out to your Dad?”

“Oh, I still am doing that!” King spoke proudly, paws on his hips, “but I just need to get our betting book to help Luz and Amity settle a deal they’re making over who can win the race!”

Despite herself, Eda’s lips did curl upwards a little to hear that, “Oh, so there is a little trouble in paradise between those two now, huh? Let me just-“ Eda took one of her hands and shoved it into her hair, quickly pulling the book out. The cover had many addendums made to it over the years, and especially these past few months, originally saying “Eda and King’s One Sided Wagers,” before receiving a now peeling, faded sticker that Luz had added with her own name on it years ago, followed alongside Ed and Em’s own stickers just a few weeks prior.

Well, what was one more? Almost the entire cover was overtaken by the dang things, Eda was sure she could fit one more sticker with Amity’s name, really get the whole family on there. “Go crazy, and make sure I’m there to laugh, point and mock the loser, won’t you?”

“Absolutely!” King cackled, clutching the book to his chest and heading for the door. He stopped in his tracks though, parking himself at the entrance as another, important thought he’d been meaning to discuss with Eda on his mind. “Um, Eda. There’s something I’ve been meaning to talk to you about before I go. You see, I think it’s time for me to le-“

“Leave the talking for later.” Eda quickly interrupted before he could finish. “If you want to win that race with the others, you don’t have time for chit chat. Go back outside and practice, dumby.”

King contemplated this, tapping at his bony chin, then shrugged, “Okay, we’ll talk later, before the Gland Prix! See you later, Eda!”

With that, he closed the door, and Eda collapsed onto her vanity, groaning loudly.


“I know, I know, I haven’t always been the best Mom,” Eda sobbed onto the hard surface of the bar top, much to the irritation of the handful of other patrons who were day drinking on a Tuesday. They came there to get away from their problems with the help of alcohol, not listen to someone else’s. “But I just don’t want my little boy to leave, you know?”

The bartender rolled his eyes, as he had for the past half hour as Eda continued to wail, “I mean, I’ve raised him since he was small enough to fit in my hands, and he doesn’t even call me ‘Mom’, but he can’t wait to meet with this new guy who helped sire him, already calling him ‘Dad,’ and it just tears me apart.”

“I know exactly what you mean, it tears me to pieces every time you leave here without paying your tab,” Kevin, the bartender replied, unsympathetically.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Eda sniffled, “You must have me confused with someone else.”

“Eda, you’re a regular, I’d know your face anywhere!” Kevin argued.

“Eda? The Owl Lady? I heard she was cursed to be an Owlbeast. I also heard she was still amazingly beautiful, even as a monster. I’m clearly a harpy, mister, and while we both have feathers I think it’s real telling you can’t tell the difference.” Eda sucked the last of her drink through a straw, slurping loudly, then tossed the alcoholic juice box aside. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be leaving now. Maybe I’ll find a bar that’s less racist to do all my day drinking in, thank you very much!”

“Eda, get back here and pay your damn tab!” But the harpy woman was already gone, stumbling out the door and into the sunshine, breathing in the fresh air of the markets. She dried her eyes, admittedly feeling a bit better to have got everything she’d been holding in out and off her feathery chest, even if it was to a bunch of drunken strangers, and began to meander around the streets.

She got a lot of looks, many people taking in the sight of her new, more powerful form. She even got a few wolf whistles, which were as flattering as they were annoying. Okay, maybe she didn’t miss those as much as she thought, but she wasn’t going to let that put a damper on her joy to be bipedal again.

As she walked through the streets, she took time to admire the statue of Belos, which couldn’t go more than a day without being vandalized in some way, shape or form since it had been put up. It was a mixture of pride and disgust that filled Eda when she realized it also faintly stunk of urine, and she saluted all her inebriated fellows for their misdemeanors.

The statue wasn’t the only thing in the town square that stunk though. Eda let out a disgruntled sigh to see one of those bards in front of the statue, waving around pamphlets and calling out to the crowd. “Join the revolution! Fight against the tyranny of the Titan’s false prophet! Together we can beat him, together!”

“You said together twice,” Eda grumbled under her breath, turning her back to the animal masked weirdo. As much as she loved a good rebellion, she couldn’t get behind the tacky costumes and the general goody-two shoes-ness of the entire operation. What was even the point of rebelling if you weren’t going to be bad boys and girls? Well, that, and they had terrible tastes in public speakers.

“There’s the traitor! Get ‘em!” A voice rang out through the markets, making the Owl Lady freeze. In front of her had to be a half dozen guards, each looking ready for a fight. Eda took a step back, eying her opposition, ready and willing to defend herself, when as one the group rushed forward…. And right past her.

“Eek!” The BAT shrieked, dropping her pamphlets and running, only to meet a second squad of goons. Eda slumped, rolling her eyes. Looks like she had to step in and help someone. At least she got to beat up some guards, and she could always shake down the bard for spare change, or get a promise of a favor. Nothing like having an entire rebellion owe you something.

“Alright, break it up, you’re scaring the poor girl,” Eda grabbed one of the guards by the shoulder and threw him behind her like he weighed nothing. His body crashing into one of the many fruit stands in the area, alerting the rest of the cronies to her presence, and with a sinister grin she looked back, towering over all of them. She cracked her neck and knuckles and spread her wings for maximum intimidation, making a few of the greener recruits shrink back in fear.

The ones directly in front of her were short work, easily smacked around before they could even think to start casting spells. Their offense crumbled before it could even start to build as they fell to her might. All the strength of the Owlbeast, in such a slim, speedy form led to a satisfying smackdown.

The back row, however, was far enough away to prepare lobbing spells, “What is that thing?!” One of the guards questioned, backing away to put more distance between them and Eda.

“I don’t know, but she’s hot!” Another of the guards commented.

“Damn it, Steve, we talked about this when Lilith left!”

Eda weaved between the spells, wishing once more that she had some of her magic back, but the Owlbeast still devoured what little she could recover while in this form. The bard she’d rescued was hiding behind a statue, not even having as much as a kazoo on her to help in the fight, but as it turned out, she didn’t need one.

The guards were blasted away by a handful of spells from behind, more red, white and black uniforms filling the square as a handful of CATs joined the fight, making quick work of what remained of the Emperor’s forces.

“Come on,” a familiar voice said as Eda’s wrist was grabbed, dragging the harpy woman along with them as the rebels fled down the streets, “We need to get out before more reinforcements arrive.”

“Oh, come on, ‘Milly,’ I could totally take them.” Eda smirked, allowing herself to be pulled along, at least until Camila slammed to a stop.

Looking back with a bit of disbelief in her eyes, Camila looked the harpy up and down, “Eda? Is that you?”

All it took was for a smug look to appear on Eda’s face for Camila to deadpan, “Yeah, it’s you. When did this happen?”

“Oh, you know, a few days ago. I’d have told you, if you’d been around at all lately.” Eda commented casually, inspecting her nails, “You’ve been so busy with the whole rebellion thing that Luz and I hardly ever see you these days.”

Camila sighed, a mix of sadness and frustration sounding out, “I know, but this is important. I thought you liked it when people rebelled, anyway.”

“I like it when I rebel,” Eda corrected, then appeared thoughtful, “Though, I won’t lie, it does look good on you. You make this outfit work, girl.”

“You can be a terrible flirt later, we need to get out of here, Eda,” Camila insisted, as her Fellow CATs opened up a sewer manhole and started going down single file. Camila waited until the others made it through, then took a step back, “Are you coming, or…?”

Now it was Eda’s turn to sigh. This wasn’t the first time she hadn’t been entirely sober and ended up in a sewer pipe, but she’d hoped the first time would have been the last, “Alright, alright.”

By the time more guards had shown up, Eda and the rebels were long gone.


“So, uh, thanks for saving me back there,” The bat masked woman said sincerely as they travelled down the sewer paths. “That’s twice I owe you.”

Eda eyed the dark skinned woman, but unlike the last time she’d run into members of this organization, she couldn’t place a name, “Do, I, uh, know you?”

“Oh, um, forget I said anything,” The woman sped up her stride, brushing past her fellows to take the lead to take them to their headquarters.

Eda shook her head, careful to keep it low so as to not brush her hair against the grimy sewer’s ceiling, then turned her attention back to her ex. “So, these are the guys you’re staking your life on, huh?”

“They’re good people, Eda,” Camila scolded. “And we’re sticking it to the Emperor, and as much as you might act like you don’t care, I know you’re all about that.”

“Okay, okay, I’ll admit, I like that you’re sticking it to the masked moron,” Eda confessed. “I’m just wondering where all this rebellious spirit was back when we were dating, is all. You never wanted to stick it to Belos back then.”

Camila scoffed in Eda’s face, “Eda, that wasn’t rebellion, that was just straight up criminal activity. I’m sorry that my idea of a romantic date didn’t involve bank robbery.”

“How could you possibly know if you’ve never tried?” Eda argued playfully.

Something flashed in Camila’s mind, and she poked at Eda with a finger with a grin on her lips, “Oh, I get it now, you’re jealous. You spent all the years we were together trying to get me to… rob the Emperor’s ships, TP his property, and undermine his authority, and yet here I am, swept up into something that I think matters that happens to include those things, and you can’t stand it, can you?”

Eda’s lip twitched and her feathers ruffled as she quickly turned away, refusing to look at her ex-baby-mama. “I don’t know what you’re getting at.”

Camila laughed openly, the sound echoing off the curved walls of the sewer, “I’m right, aren’t I? You really hate the idea that some mysterious, masked person swept me up and into this craze. I’ll admit, our leader is very charming, and not bad in the looks department, but I assure you, Eda, Bats as a motif have never done anything for me. I’m here because I legitimately want to be.”

Eda covered her ears with her hands, “Lalalala, I’m not listening!”

Camila slapped her hands down and shushed her. Eda crossed her arms, still avoiding her ex’s eyes as she commented, “I doubt your dear leader is that good looking under that mask. Why else would they wear it? And that’s not jealousy speaking, that’s just common sense. You don’t see me hiding this perfect mug, do ya? Besides, what good are these guys doing, anyway?”

“We’re making the world a better place, Eda.” Camila assured her, patting Eda’s arm. “I know, you’re perfectly fine with keeping out of it. Belos being in power was never a big deal to you as long as you stayed one mocking step ahead, but I don’t want Luz growing up in this kind of world. She shouldn’t have to be forced to be a criminal, branded a wild witch like you are, just because she wants to be herself. So, please, could you give us a chance?”

Eda bowed her head, understanding what Camila meant. Luz had made it clear plenty of times that she had no intention of joining any coven, and following in Eda’s footsteps, and while that was a lifestyle Eda enjoyed, she didn’t think Luz would last long alone in that position. If Eda had been petrified like Belos had planned… “Alright, fine, I’ll hear you guys out. What’s the worst that could happen? I get brainwashed into the cult and go from a bird to a bat? Or eugh, even worse, have to wear one of those cat masks?”

They had finished weaving through the tunnels until they finally came across a door that looked more like it belonged to a bank vault than inside of a sewer. The metal bulkhead door looked tightly locked down, with a slot at around eye level. The Bat masked Bard gave a cryptic, rhythmic knock, and a moment later the slot slid open and a pair of brown eyes appeared.

“We’re back, and we brought a guest, so masks up.” The BAT woman spoke, earning a barely visible nod from her compatriot on the other side of the door. The slot slid back closed, and Eda, Camila, and the other nameless CATs waited a minute or so before the door opened, allowing them entrance.

“Welcome to our HQ, Eda,” Camila said warmly, stepping inside the bulkhead. Eda of course had to duck as she entered, the only thing she was quickly growing tired of in her new form. When Eda was inside properly, the same man who’d answered their knock shut the door behind her, locking the entrance back down, and Eda took the chance to get a good look at where she was.

Eda had been expecting tunnels, and instead found herself in some kind of antechamber. An inspection of the walls showed that this section of the sewers had been heavily modified, probably by construction magic, to be larger. She could even see the remains of the large pipes on the walls, the curve still there in the stone. The rest of the area was spacious, areas having been knocked down, and construction was clearly still going on as more expansions were added, if the amount of wreckage and tools in the corners of the room were anything to say.

And that wasn’t even mentioning the people. Eda had known the rebellion was gaining momentum, but there were easily three dozen people in the HQ, all bustling around, wearing their identity concealing masks. She couldn’t imagine how many were off duty, living their civilian lives up above if this was how many were here on a Tuesday at midday.

There were even a few palisman running about, some perched on shoulders, others on shelves. In the corner there appeared to be a makeshift area made of stacked empty wooden boxes turned on their sides with names imprinted on them, with what looked like pet beds on the inside. A Palisman hotel of sorts.

“All right, all right, let me through,” Eda pushed through the masked faces to follow after Camila, who was going into the next room, “Important, wanted criminal here. Just giving you all a safety inspection. Making sure everything isn’t up to code, since, well, we’re rebels and all.”

That managed to get a few chuckles among the curious faces. Camila continued to push ahead, Eda trailing after as they entered the next room, a smaller space with a table with a map of Bonesborough displayed on top, areas of importance circled and various other maps laid around the place, “Alright, where’s the leader, I gotta meet this guy. I need to see what everyone else here is seeing with my own eyes.”

A person stepped through the entrance on the opposite side of the war room, and Eda’s eyes narrowed, claws extending, “You.”

Camila dove between the two, using all of her strength to push Eda back, which didn’t even seem to affect the harpyfied witch, who marched as if unimpeded. Eda let out a snarl, “Don’t tell me she’s the one leading this damn thing?”

Lilith stepped back as her sister stalked her way until her back was pressed against the wall, the rolled up maps she held in her arms falling out of her grasp and onto the floor, “N-no, Edalyn, I- I’m just-“

“She’s one of our informants!” Camila spat out between her teeth, still pushing against Eda’s form, which thankfully stopped in her unrelenting warpath at her words.

Eda’s eyes flashed in recognition, having heard of an informant before in the Bat Queen’s forest. “She’s how you knew about the palisman stuff?”

“Yes, she told us everything she could about the Emperor’s reliance on them,” Camila spoke softly, no longer pushing against Eda, but still holding her hands up in defense of Lilith.

“So you knew?” Eda’s glare returned to her sister’s eyes, “You knew what he was doing to them, and you still tried to get me to join his joke of a coven? You did nothing, when Dad spent his life carving them, and doing what he could to combat their declining numbers? I oughta-“

“Yes, I know.” Lilith confessed, “I knew and I did nothing. I would have done anything to get you to join the Emperor’s Coven, sister, because he promised to erase my mistakes if I did, and I was too blinded to see anything else but that.”

She straightened her glasses, Eda only now realizing she’d gone back to wearing them, and continued, “but I’m here now. I’m trying to fix all of the mistakes I made, the proper way. Without having to sacrifice innocents who happen to be in my way. I couldn’t continue to remain blind to my misdeeds, and these people were willing to take my assistance.”

Eda clenched her fists and bared her teeth, “Well maybe I don’t want to meet with the same people who’d take your help, then. What kind of moron could they be?”

“That would be me,” a new voice spoke, stepping through the same doorway Lilith had come through. Eda recognized the figure, the person on all the wanted posters who had been at her petrification ceremony. Up close they weren’t much to look at, thin and a little scrawny, but they held themselves with a stern energy. In a way, Eda could see why people would follow them. Even if the bat mask made them look like a dork.

“And I was the one who recommended we reach out to her,” Camila spoke up. Eda felt a stab of betrayal at that news.

“After everything she did? To me? To Luz?” She questioned.

“I haven’t forgiven her, Eda,” Camila kept her voice level, but hard as steel, “I don’t think I’m capable of ever doing that. But at least this way she is contributing something positive to the world instead of sitting at your parents house feeling sorry for herself.”

“And I thank you for the chance to do some good,” Lilith said quietly from her wall, busy scooping up her dropped papers. “I hope, dear sister, that my contributions won’t hinder your decisions on if this is a worthy cause to join or not.”

Eda could feel three pairs of eyes on her, and knew this was a losing fight. If Camila was vouching for Lilith, she’d leave her sister’s throat intact and where it was. Instead she turned to the boss, the leader of the BATs, and did what she did best. Deflect with humor. “You know, the humans have this hero they call Batman…”

Behind their mask, the BAT huffed, though they seemed to find some humor in what Eda had said, “Please, I prefer more gender neutral pronouns myself. Now, if you’ll step this way.” They extended their hand, gesturing to the back room they and Lilith had come from.

Eda stepped through the curtain that divided the room and into what looked like an office, joined by Camila and her boss. As soon as they were alone, Camila took off her cat mask, and reapplied her glasses over her eyes. It made Eda wonder if the masks they wore were enchanted to let the wearer see properly, seeing as Eda knew Camila was half blind without her glasses.

“Alright, down to brass tax, bucko, because I’m not listening to a word you have to say until I can see your face for myself. What happens from there, we’ll see.” Eda didn’t hesitate to lay down the law, ironic for someone with a record breaking bounty and mile long criminal record.

The BAT leader chuckled softly, leaning against their desk. “You haven't changed a whole lot since I last saw you, huh Eda?”

Eda frowned, cocking her head, “Great, another bat masked weirdo I don’t recognize. This is becoming a bad habit. Don’t tell me, I saved your life at some point too?”

They hummed, reaching for the straps that kept the mask in place, “Something like that.” The mask dropped, revealing the face of the teal haired witch who ran the rebellion. It was thirty years older, more mature, with wrinkles in places Eda wasn’t used to seeing them in, but it was a face she couldn’t ever forget.

“Raine…” She breathed, taking in the sight of her former best friend and crush from her Hexside days. She hadn’t seen them since the two of them were only a little older than Luz was now. With a laugh she rushed forward, a blur with her enhanced level of speed, and swept the bard up in her arms, crushing them in a hug, “Raine! You spawn of a witch! How have you been?”

Raine struggled in her arms, face red from a mixture of embarrassment and general fluster to be pressed against their former high school crush’s chest. “Eda, need… to… breathe!”

“Oh right,” Eda remembered her strength and dropped the bard, who managed to catch their balance as their feet hit the floor. Behind them, Camila was trying to stifle her laughter over the enthusiastic reunion. Hearing her ex’s laughter, Eda turned to Cam, then back to Raine, a memory clicking into place, “That’s how Camila met you at the petrification! You were the wackadoo with the mallet!”

Raine smiled as they straightened their uniform back out, “I see you got my message. But a Grom dance isn’t what’s important right now, there are some things I wanted to discuss-“

“Same here,” Eda interrupted, “Before we begin all that secret agent talk, I need to know, how’d tiny little Raine Whispers, who I had to defend from getting swirlies back in high school, become a big time rebellion leader?

“You know, I never used to get swirlies back at St. Epiderm… No one at Hexside respected the new kid, much less one in the bard track who was best friends with the class clown,” Raine sighed, looking back on those memories, pushing their glasses up their nose. “And a lot can change in thirty years, Eda. As for how… For a while, I just stuck to my track. Kept my head down for the rest of my time at Hexside, avoided the bullies and Faust’s beady eyes. Eventually they both found someone else to torment.”

Raine reminisced for a moment, then continued, “When I was an adult, I started out small. A local record label got in contact with me, and I spent over a decade writing and producing music. It was amazing work, even though I could never bring myself to play in front of a live audience.”

“My kid grew up on your tunes, Raine.” Eda smiled brightly, her dark eyes locking with theirs, “I even paid for them all legally. Okay, fine, I did rob a pirate ship for one of the rare exclusive albums you put out, but I supported your career. Doesn’t surprise me that you never gave any live shows, though, you always did get bad stage fright, at least since Hexside put on that school production of RATS!”

Camila nodded, “Our daughter Luz is a big fan of your work, she would probably fangirl all over you if you two met.”

Raine chuckled, feeling rather bashful, “I’ll make sure to keep my mask on if I ever have a chance of bumping into her, then. I always had a hard time meeting fans. Just standing in front of my fellow rebels has put all of my acting skills to the test so they don’t see I’m sweating talking to the whole group. And thanks, Eda, for supporting my music. That means a lot.”

Eda gestured for them to continue, and after clearing their throat, they did, “Anyway, that’s how it was for a while. Then I was approached by the Head of the Bard coven, Scooter Crane about a decade ago with a job opportunity.”

Eda whistled, “the head of the Bard Coven himself came down to hire you? That’s a pretty big deal, even to someone who isn’t a bootlicker like myself.”

Raine nodded solemnly, “I know. I felt I couldn’t say no, so I took the job. Told myself this was a chance to change things from the inside. Make the Empire a better place. I quickly found out that wasn’t the case. I was a cog in a wheel of an oppressive machine, unable to change anything. I was frustrated, angry, and no amount of songwriting or poetry made me feel better. None of that mattered if it wasn’t going to change anything.”

The bard was looking worked up, pacing the place, “The Emperor was cracking down on anyone not in a coven, using force. He started coming to the bards to use our magic to force people into joining, to turn us into some twisted Pied Pipers. That was the final straw for me. Music is meant to inspire emotions and creativity, not to be used to- to brainwash the listener!”

Raine slammed their hand on the desk as they spoke, cold fury in their voice. “The BATs started small. Shortly after I decided I couldn’t sit back any more, I met my second in command, Katya. Eda, you helped break her out of prison, and in a way, this entire organization only exists because of that. With Katya’s help, we started slowly recruiting new members, up until our membership exploded after your Petrification ceremony.”

Raine finished, crossing their arms, “And that's just about everything. The important bits, at least.”

“Huh,” Eda looked a bit stunned after hearing her old friend’s life story, but quickly shook her head, clearing it, “So, what you’re saying is, I’m amazing, and everything cool that’s happened to you is because of me? Sounds about par for the course.”

Raine shook their head in bemusement, “I have to say, Eda, I have… missed that sense of humor of yours. Anyway, that’s my story. Care to tell me yours?”

“What’s to say that isn’t likely on public record?” Eda shrugged, but continued anyway, “I got cursed, left school, but you were there for that. I spent the next few years running scams in the Human Realm, then got bored because damn, if they’re just too easy to trick. Came back here, met Camila, we were hot and heavy for a while-“

Camila kicked Eda’s shin, not looking amused. Eda just gave a grin, “Oh, come on, those are some good memories! Ugh, fine. Anyway, we popped out a kid, but she inherited my curse, so I left, spent a long time looking for a cure and the person who did it, never did, settled back into my life of crime, then took in a human as my protege, then found out my own sister cursed me and have kinda wanted her dead ever since. The end.”

“Sounds like you’ve led an eventful life.” Raine murmured, rubbing their chin, “We’ll have to catch up sometime, so I can hear it in more detail. For what it’s worth, I’m sorry to hear about your daughter. If I’d known, I’d have done something about Lilith to keep her out of your way.”

“It’s alright. As for catching up, I’ll be happy as long as you’re bringing the Apple Blood,” Eda chuckled, elbowing Raine in the ribs hard enough to jostle them. “Oops, sorry about that, still getting used to the new strength.”

Raine straightened their glasses and recomposed themselves, “Now that you’re here Eda, and have heard what I’ve had to say, would you consider joining us? I’ll admit, as big as the BATs have become, I still often feel I’m only playing a role you were born for, being as natural a rebel as they come. I could honestly use the help.”

Eda’s smirk faded a little as she looked down at her childhood friend. Sure, they’d once been thick as thieves, and Eda had a bit of a crush way back when(and Cam was right, Raine had grown to be pretty good looking), but still, this was a lot to ask a woman with kids back at home to do. She glanced over at Camila, who gave her a sympathetic look and short shake of her head.

“I understand what you’re thinking, Eda. Trust me, I still think about it every day, every mission I have to go on. But this is something only you can decide.” The other woman said softly.

Eda supposed that made sense. Of course the first thing on Cam’s mind would be their kids. Not just Luz, but King and Amity as well, and to a lesser extent, the twins. And how if something went wrong, those kids would be alone in the world, with no parents to guide them.

A part of Eda wanted to immediately dismiss the invitation, go home, and wrap those damn rugrats in her arms in a hug so tight their heads popped off. But the part of her avoiding home, avoiding wanting to face the truth that King was going to leave her soon, well, it teamed up with her rebellious spirit and with just a smidgen of hesitation she gave her response, “Sure, I’m in.”

Raine smiled widely, jubilant to be working alongside the harpy woman, “Excellent news! Come on, I’ll introduce you to some of the people you’ll be working with.”


The next few days passed in a flash. Between Eda joining the rebellion and being sent on missions, sometimes multiple ones a day, Luz and Amity prepared for the race, while King did his best to train his stomach not to empty while in the air, and even the twins researching and putting together the parts needed for a portal back to their home, it seemed everyone had something on their hands.

Eda hadn’t thought she’d fit so well into the BATs, expecting eccentric theater folk, and well, some of them were, but most of them were just normal people. Sure, she avoided one or two she’d scammed in the past, but for the most part they were a good motley crew of people, and she even learned all their names, for the most part.

Okay, she messed all their names up, but she got it in the ballpark. She’d known Goops for years now and still couldn’t get the boy's name right, as he often reminded her.

Of course, there were some weirdos in the bunch, but that’s what you got when you had a big group of people who wanted to overthrow an Empire. The one who stuck out to Eda the most was a dark skinned man who refused to take off his cat mask around anyone, convinced at least one of the others might be a spy, including Eda.

Eda often found him sitting in a chair in the corner of the war room, sharpening an odd dagger, and decided to see what his deal was about two days after she’d joined. His sharp eyes watched everyone else in the room, including her as she approached.

“What kinda blade is that supposed to be?” Eda had snorted when she’d seen it. It didn’t have a singular blade, rather it had three different edges that were combined on their backs and twisted into a corkscrew shape. “Looks kinda useless for slashing up anyone if you ask me.”

“It’s for stabbing, and stabbing only,” Was his rough voiced response, his voice like sandpaper. “A dagger like this gouges a hole in anyone it’s stabbed into, and if you know where to hit, it can make someone bleed out in minutes. The way it cuts into someone ensures only healing magic could possibly heal it enough to slow the bleeding, meaning that unless they have someone on hand who’s a healer, it’s almost assuredly a kill.”

Eda took a nervous step back from the weirdo, wishing she’d never tried to make conversation, “Okaaaay, so, I can see you really hate those Coven Scouts-“

“I do, but it’s not for them,” The masked man insisted, an edge as shape as his blade in his voice.

Camila had ushered Eda away after that. “Don’t mind Dos, he’s… especially paranoid, but he’s got a good heart.” She assured Eda quietly.

“Sounds like a wack job to me,” Eda replied back, still feeling Dos’ eyes on her.

Then there was working alongside Lilith of all people. Eda hadn’t been happy about that, especially since Lilith helped put together the missions that concerned anything revolving around the Emperor's Coven, but she begrudgingly would admit that she could see how Lilith had risen up in the ranks when she’d been with the baddies. The witch knew what she was doing, and could plan around any and all of the guards patrolling.

That didn’t mean that Eda was happy about it, but after dealing with Lilith for almost a week, the animosity she felt for her older sister had begun to lessen, if just a little. Eda now didn’t glare daggers at her the entire time she spoke, and they’d even held a few conversations where Eda only issued one or two thinly veiled threats, and only several bitingly sarcastic comments.

“I know I have no right to ask this,” Lilith asked halfway through the week, having cornered Eda before she could head home after a late night mission where they helped relocate a few wild witches the Emperor’s coven were transporting to the Conformatorium, “but I’ve been wondering… How is Luz doing? Mother mentioned she transformed last time she visited, and…”

Lilith trailed off, clearly feeling overwhelmed by her guilt. Eda was usually happy to have Lilith suffer, but took a bit of pity on her sister this time, “Luz is fine. Still happy-go-lucky twenty-four/seven, still dating her little human girlfriend, and yeah, still cursed. She doesn’t need her elixir as often as before, and has only transformed the once because Mom and I were stressing her out.”

“That’s… that's good news, thank you, Edalyn.” Lilith bowed her head, then brushed her grey strands out of her eyes when she stood back up.

Eda didn’t know what compelled her to ask, but she did anyway, almost biting her tongue as the words escaped her lips, “And you? How are you dealing with having half of the curse?”

Lilith’s lips formed a little ‘o’ to hear Eda sound almost concerned for her, and allowed herself a little smile before answering, “I’ve done well to keep it contained. Only partial transformations, though I need my elixir at least twice a week. Often times the Owlbeast is… violent, like she’s thrashing against the metaphorical walls inside me, trying to get out.”

There was a glimmer in her eyes that Eda recognized as Lilith entering study mode, “I have been trying to parse out exactly how you managed to become one with your Owlbeast, dear sister, so that I may too have access to this harpy form you currently use. Would you mind passing along any tips, or…?”

Eda snorted, half a sneer on her face, “Yeah, not happening. You can figure it out yourself. Maybe when you’ve struggled for thirty years and lost all of your magic in the process, I might be willing to lend a hand, but not a moment before.”

Lilith frowned, but accepted that answer, “That’s fair, I suppose.”

“Damn right it is.” That had been the end of the only conversation they’d had that didn’t involve Eda fantasizing about stabbing Lilith with Dos’ dumb knife, and it figured it was one that started with Luz.

Speaking of her kid, she’d hardly seen Luz since she joined the rebellion, having been out of the house for most of the week. Of course, that was on purpose, she was hiding from King, but still, she supposed she should check on her kids more often.

Eda stood up from her vanity and headed out of her room, hearing grunting and groaning in the living room almost as soon as she’d opened her door. Making a face, she carefully stepped down stairs, and raised an eyebrow as she watched Luz and Amity. “What are you two doing?”

“Push-up contest!” King filled her in from on top of Luz’s back. “I’m keeping count!”

“I should win just for having the extra weight to begin with,” Luz muttered, struggling to keep her arms pumping, sweat dripping down her face.

“You’re only saying that because you know you’re losing!” Amity panted, a competitive grin on her lips.

“You just watch, Blight, I’m going to be so strong when we’re done!” Luz insisted, looking ready to drop herself.

“You’d better be. Become so strong you can carry me in your arms!” Amity roared, then continued her push-ups with renewed vigor.

Eda looked at both with a deadpan expression, “You know, this is exactly the reason I put you in different bedrooms. You could cut the tension with a knife in here, Titan.”

Luz collapsed, her arms finally giving out as she let out a whine, “Moooom, please don’t get all gross and weird.”

King hopped off her back, patting her head, “Twenty pushups! That’s a new record!”

“For her!” Amity spoke through grit teeth, still going, “I’m pushing fifty over here! Boscha makes us do at least that as our warm up exercise for Grudgby practice.”

Eda let out a whistle, “Look at the guns on little miss human. Come on, Luz, you’re making my bloodline look weak. Why are you so sweaty and out of breath over such a light workout?”

“Weak nerd arms…” Luz pouted, rolling over onto her back. “I’m going to be so sore tomorrow…”

Amity let out a breath, finishing her set at sixty and joining Luz by laying down on the floor, “You’d better not be, we’ve got our race tomorrow.”

“Oh, yeah, the Gland Prix! I almost forgot,” Eda struck her palm with a fist, now having the full context of why her kids had been so work out crazy.

“You’ll be there, right?” Luz asked, eyes shimmering with hope.

Eda scoffed, and put her hands on her hips, “Of course I’ll be there. What kind of overbearing sports Mom would I be if I wasn’t there, bragging about how my kid was going to curb stomp all the other brats to the other parent’s faces?”

“Overbearing sports mom?” Amity raised an eyebrow, sending a look Eda’s way.

Eda beamed with pride, “of course! Sure, Luz didn’t exactly have much of an interest in pursuing Grudgby like her dear old Mom did back in her Hexside days, but I’ll always be there for what she does decide to do. Same for you, kiddo.”

“Aw, thanks, Eda.” Amity bashfully replied, playing with a strand of her hair.

“Speaking of being there,” King segued, bounding over to Eda, “Do you think you have time to talk? I really need to-“

“Go! I need to go, really busy lately King,” Eda quickly spoke, voice stiff and louder than her usual indoor voice. “I’m really sorry, but I need to head out, take care of some stuff before the race tomorrow! Don’t wait up for me, I’ll be back after all of your bed times.”

With that, Eda excused herself, making for the front door and slamming it behind her once she’d left. She slumped against it, feeling awful, but she still wasn’t ready for King to tell her he was leaving. “Hooty, watch over them for me, won’t you?”

“Hoot, you can count on me!” Hooty assured, sending the witch a wink. She gave him a small crooked smile in return, then stalked off into the night, hoping that Raine would have something to give her to do so she wasn’t entirely a liar.

Pulling out her callbird, she rang their number, tapping her foot as she waited. After a moment and more than a handful of rings, Raine answered, their voice echoing over the line, “Eda?”

“Hey, Rainestorm! I’ve got some time to kill, wanted to know if you had any missions lined up?” She lied through her teeth.

The other line was silent for a moment, but not the tense kind. Eda could imagine Raine smiling, eyes twinkling in amusement before they responded, “Actually, no, I don’t. We just finished the last on tonight’s agenda, I was actually taking a few of the crew out for drinks. Would you be interested?”

Eda grinned, “That’s even better. You still owe me that Appleblood.”


Eda laughed, clinking her bottle of booze against Raine’s before taking a swish. “You really know how to throw a party, Whispers!”

Raine chuckled, looking around at the relatively quiet venue, “I’m not sure what you mean. Hardly anyone is here!”

“Exactly my point!” Eda took another drink, “it’s quiet, we got a jukebox, and there are just enough people here that I don’t hate.”

As it turned out, Raine had only brought along those they’d been working with on the last mission, that being Katya, Derwin, Amber, and Camila. The four had claimed a booth in the corner, chatting amongst themselves, while Raine and Eda sat at the bar, occasionally looking back at their friends.

“Is Amber even old enough to drink?” Eda questioned, watching the girl down her own bottle like the world was about to end and she didn’t want to face it sober.

Raine groaned, burying their face in their hands, “I don’t even know… but if she’s old enough to fight against tyranny…”

“It’s hard to be a rebel, and enforce the rules,” Eda patted their back, chuckling to herself. “I’ve had to learn the hard way as a parent.”

“How are your kids doing, by the way?” Raine asked, a smile on their lips as they watched Eda slump in her seat.

“Ugh, don’t even get me started!” The Owl Lady gave an exaggerated groan. “Luz is in the middle of puberty, and lives in the same house as her girlfriend, who is like an extra daughter to me. I know it’s only a matter of time before I walk in on them making out together, and that is not something I want to mentally scar me!”

Propping an elbow on the table, she continued, “Then there are the humans. Amity, my apprentice/adopted kid is… she is a great kid. Smart, orderly, when we were struggling after my near petrification she even went out and got a job!”

Raine took a sip of their drink, “Then what’s the problem?”

“Nothing! I just feel like at some point, I’m going to be the one who screws it up, is all.” Eda played with her hair, staring into her Appleblood, “You ever feel like that sometimes?”

Raine looked back at the table, full of people whose lives depended on them leading them all properly, “All the time.”

“And then there are the twins. They aren’t my kids, not really, but I’m in charge of them until they get home. Little troublemakers. If they had magic, they’d get into about as much trouble as I did when I was their age. I never thought I’d sympathize with my Mother, and I hate that they make me feel that way.” Eda continued to ramble, gesturing for another drink to the bartender.

Finally, the harpy slumped, “Then there is King. King’s looking for his biological dad, and… and he’s gonna leave me. And I’m not ready for that. He’s my baby, the littlest of the bunch, and I’m just not ready to let him go yet.” Eda sniffed, wiping at her nose.

Raine reached out hesitantly, and patted Eda’s back, between her wings and hoping that wasn’t an inappropriate gesture, “There, there. Have you tried talking about it with him?”

Eda shook her head, “No! Titan No! I’m terrible at that kind of stuff. I’ve been avoiding him all this time, even called to take on a mission to distract myself from it tonight. I just want to live in denial a little bit longer. Is that so bad?”

Raine sighed, shaking their head, “You’ll have to face the music at some point, Eda. For what it’s worth, I’m sure he loves you, he just might be caught up in some new feelings.”

Eda didn’t want to talk about this anymore, taking a big gulp of her drink and standing up. “Oh, I’ll face the music, alright. You, me, jukebox, now”

Raine’s cheeks flushed as Eda held out a hand to them, “Wait, what?”

Eda rolled her eyes and tapped a talon against the ground, “I know I’m being a buzzkill, so let's have some fun. You keep saying I owe you a dance, so let's dance!”

Raine wasn’t given much of a choice, Eda using her superior strength to yank them out of their barstool by their arm and taking them over to the jukebox, which was already playing some pop beat both were feeling too old to recognize. Eda began to dance her troubles away, laughing as she watched the bard try to keep up. “For someone who made music their whole career, you really do have two left feet!”

“I’m just not used to having an audience!” Raine insisted, trying not to trip over themselves. From across the bar the rest of the BATs were taking notice, egging Eda on and cheering obnoxiously as they did so.

“You need to put your hips into it, here, like this!” Eda chortled, placing her hands on Raine’s hips and guiding them, making them mimic her own movements. Raine’s face was crimson, though from dancing in public, being in close proximity to a beautiful woman, or just flushed from the alcohol, no one could tell.

The song ended soon after they started dancing, with Raine both gratefully to stop making an embarrassment of themself and sorry it was over. The next song was beginning to start, a slower song, and Eda held out her hands for Raine to take, giving them an eager look, “One more.”

Raine was about to agree, but became mortified as they recognized the song playing, “No, oh no, I am not dancing to something I wrote, thank you very much!”

Eda laughed as Raine backed off, and she continued to dance in place, “Are you sure? Guess I’ll need to pilfer another dance partner.”

Raine returned to their seat, watching as Eda glided across the floor and over to the booth the rest of the BATs were sitting in, craning over everyone with a smug look on her face. Raine couldn’t hear what they were saying, but somehow Eda had convinced the others to join her, all of them piling out of the booth to boogie the night away.

It didn’t take long for Raine to realize all of them had done so as a joke to mock them, as they jammed out to Raine’s song. Amber and Katya weren’t exactly subtle about it, locking eyes with Raine as they did a little jig together. Raine resisted the urge to bury their face in their hands, instead taking another drink and continued to watch them.

Eda danced close to Camila, the two laughing as they went, with Eda offering her hands to the smaller woman. They danced through that song, and then the next, trading partners on occasion, but always returning for another dance together.

Raine joined a few more dances themself, feeling like if everyone was making a fool of themselves, they might as well too. As long as it wasn’t their music, at least. Eda had been ecstatic when they pulled themselves back to the dance floor, swaying her hips to the beat. “Since you’re a bard, I assume you still play?”

Raine stifled a chuckle, “Yes, I, a bard, who’s entire vast repertoire of magic requires music, still play an instrument. I think the better question is, can you?”

They poofed their violin into existence, playing a short flourish of chords to ensure it was still in tune, then passed it over to Eda, grinning and waggling their eyebrows at the chance to get back at the harpy for everything she’d pulled so far that night. Finally it was the Eda’s turn to look embarrassed, as everyone around her clapped and cheered for her to play something, “Oh, come on, I haven’t even touched one of these things since Raine and I were still students together!”

“If we can laugh at Raine’s dancing skills, we can laugh at your music skills, Eda” Amber cackled, the other’s agreeing with the statement.

With a nervous look around the room, Eda shrugged, knowing the only people outside of her friends to hear her play would be the bartender. Lifting the violin to her chin, she ran the bow across the strings to test the sound, then scraped out a simple tune she hadn’t played in decades, thinking back to her time at Hexside, when Raine had gotten her really into bard magic for a semester before her transformation.

Closing her eyes and focusing on that memory, a bit of how to play came back, as she focused on the sound of a younger Raine’s voice in her mind guiding her on how to move the bow. The notes came out uneven, without the ease years of practice would bring, but that didn’t matter as around her the BATs began to clap their hands to the beat, emboldening her to play more.

“Eda, open your eyes!” Camila’s voice sounded, and Eda almost stopped playing. Doing as she was asked while focusing on her task, she looked around in wonder as the bottles around the bar began to float around the room, swaying with the tune.

“My magic?” Eda breathed, looking hopeful. She hadn’t thought she’d be able to do anything like this again, and yet here it was. That joyous feeling didn’t last, as the bottles began to burn black, the glass corroding the more she played. Her cheerful expression fell as the black magic ate away enough of one bottle to make it leak all over the counter, which was the final straw to get her to cease the music.

“That was certainly… something.” Derwin spoke, awe in his voice at such a unique and beautifully twisted display of magic.

“That’s one way of putting it,” Eda sighed. She handed the violin back to Raine, “Guess we’ll just have to stick with the jukebox for the rest of the night. Unless Rainestorm here wants to put on a show?”

She flashed them a mischievous grin, immediately making Raine flustered at the thought of performing, “No, no way. Not only have I not had nearly enough to drink, if I do that and the next thing you know, those four will be asking for an encore.”

As the night was coming to an end and last call was being announced, Eda joined Raine back at the bar, taking her half finished bottle and chugging the last few mouthfuls. “Wanna know the best part about being a harpy? I can drink like I’m twenty again, and not have to worry about the hangovers like I’m my actual age. I think the booze gets split between me and the Owlbeast, or something.”

“Oh, if only I were so lucky,” Raine chuckled, polishing off their own bottle. Glancing over at Eda, who was watching the others gather their things and leaving, they couldn’t help but ask. “You know, I asked about your family before… but about Camila…”

“Is she single?” Eda asked, eyebrow cocked, “I mean, I think so? I try not to think about it. You, uh, interested?”

Raine shook their head, earning an exhale of relief from the harpy beside them, “That wasn’t what I was going to ask. I wanted to know… and you don’t need to answer, but… do you still have feelings for her?”

Eda blinked, setting her empty bottle down quietly, mouth moving silently as she searched for her words. “It doesn’t matter what I feel, Rainestorm. I left them. I left her.”

Raine sniffed, biting their lip, “That’s not exactly an answer.”

Eda shook her head, lips pursed tightly, “I know.”

The Owl Lady sighed, stretching as she prepared to leave, “Thanks for the drinks. I’d put them on my tab, but I don’t think Kevin would appreciate that.”

Raine bid Eda farewell, waving as she left. Raine straightened their glasses, wondering if it had been right to ask that or not, if they had a chance or not. After all, the song of theirs that had played on the jukebox, the one they’d been too embarrassed about to dance with Eda, had been about her, made early in their career when they were still pining over a school kid crush.

For now, they put that out of their mind. Tomorrow was supposed to be a big day, and they needed to prepare for it.


The next morning, Eda woke bright and early at the crack of noon, wiping her crusty eyes. The trip to the bar last night had gone on late, not that Eda was complaining, she wasn’t called the Owl Lady for nothing, but it had put a hamper on her morning plans. Still, she crawled out of her nest and prepared to take her kids to the Gland Prix like she promised.

She cooked them all a very late breakfast, making sure that King’s was something easy for his sensitive tummy to handle, a simple bowl of Oatmeal, when a knock came on the door. Luz’s ears perked up, and with a grin she announced, “I’ll get it!”

The sound of the door opening and then slamming shut, followed by excited voices greeted the kitchen as Luz returned, side by side with Camila. Eda gave her ex a toothy smile, scooping her a bowl of oats to go along with the kids’. “I wasn’t expecting you to show up.”

“I wasn’t going to miss my daughter’s big race.” Camila said good naturedly, taking a seat just as Eda put the food down. “And breakfast? Eda, it’s lunchtime.”

“It’s eight’o’clock somewhere,” Eda shrugged, “You gonna eat it or not? And I meant I wasn’t expecting to see you in the house, not that I didn’t think you’d come for the prix.”

Camila grabbed a spoon, and took a bite as her answer. After she swallowed, she continued, “I figured it would be fine to stop by. I know I don’t do it often, but since we’ve been seeing so much of each other lately-“

Luz’s spoon clattered to the floor, and all eyes landed on the teenager. With crimson cheeks and a sheepish smile, she ducked under the table and grabbed her fallen utensil, her voice trailing out from below. “So, wait, is that where you’ve been going so often this past week? You and Mama have been hanging out?” She directed towards Eda.

Eda’s mouth hung open as she searched for an answer that wouldn’t rob the joyful expression from her daughter’s face. It wasn’t like she could just tell Luz that no, they’d been doing secret missions for the resistance against the empire, and not rekindling their old romance together. “Uh, yeah, we’ve been hanging out a bit. Just catching up, trading parental tips and such.”

It wasn’t exactly a lie, not that she wasn’t above telling a little fib to Luz, but she’d promised to try and do better after the entire King not being a king debacle. Luz looked like she was visibly radiating happiness, a living ray of sunshine blinding everyone at the kitchen table, but Camila, always the responsible one, put a hand over Luz’s.

“Really, mija, it’s not what you’re thinking.” The woman said in a calm tone of voice, letting the girl down easy. “Eda and I just have had some recent business opportunities that we’re working out together. Boring adult stuff, that we’ll explain better later. You have a race to get to today, after all.”

Luz deflated, Amity patting her back supportively. Eda let out a sigh, hoping that would be the end of that conversation.

Throughout breakfast, King seemed like he wanted to broach the subject he’d been wanting to talk about for the past week, but Eda always came up with an excuse, until they were out of time and had to leave. Eda, King and Luz mounted Owlbert, while Amity and Camila took Ghost, and together they flew to the Grand Prix, careful to go slow enough to not make King lose his breakfast before it could be halfway digested.

As they settled down on the ground, Eda made sure to hand Owlbert over. “Take care of him Luz. You know, you’re getting to be the age where you’ll need your own palisman soon. We should see if your Grandpa Dell would like to make the trip over some time to give you some pointers. I carved Owlbert with him back when I was your age, I’m sure he’d be thrilled to help you with your own.”

Luz grasped Owlbert’s handle, smiling up at her Mom, “That would be amazing, Mom. Thanks for letting me use Owlbert today. I know you only just got him back, so I appreciate it. And I’m so glad you and Mama will be here to see me win, too!”

Amity coughed into her hand, “That’s still undecided. They could have come to see me win. Which I will.”

Camila chuckled, ruffling both of their hair playfully, “Now now, mijas, we’re here to root for you both. It doesn’t matter who wins today, Eda and I will be proud of you either way.”

“That sounds like loser talk to me,” Amity pouted, mocking Camila good naturedly, and making the older woman roll her eyes.

“We’ll do our best, Mama. I promise. Come on, Amity, let’s get to the starting line!” Luz held out her hand, and the human girl took it, both girls racing off to find their places.

King remained behind, his posture nervous, “Eda, there’s something I really need to tell you before the race starts.”

Eda bent down and placed a hand on his shoulder, forcing another smile, “Well, if it’s so important, we can talk about it after the race. Once you win, okay? Which you will, ‘cause you’re my kid.”

King conceded, “Yeah, uh, okay.” He waddled off, looking back sadly over his shoulder, making Eda feel terrible, but she still wasn’t ready to face the music.

“Eda, is everything okay?” Camila asked carefully, glancing between the two.

Eda’s lip trembled pathetically, “No, it’s not, but I don’t want to talk about it right now. Come on, let’s find some seats so we can watch our kids kick all the other kids' butts.”

Camila looked like she wanted to pry, but thankfully let it drop, the two walking side by side up into the bleachers. After pushing past various excited and overbearing parents, they managed to squeeze into two spots between a giant demon who hardly fit into the bleacher seats, and a rambunctious mother who immediately had to point out her kid and ask about Eda’s own.

Perry Porter was the event announcer, and within a few minutes of claiming their seats, the race began, Luz and Amity taking to the air and flying off and out of sight, the only way to follow them being the viewing screens, which used a large crystal ball to track the students.

“I know I’m rooting for Luz and Amity, but there is a part of me that hopes someone from St. Epiderm lands in third,” Camila admitted, making Eda roll her eyes. “What, I can’t have some school pride? It isn't like you have any for Hexside.”

Before Eda could reply, there was a cawing in her hair, the callbird Raine had given her to alert her to missions going off. Beside her, Camila’s own bird also started chirping up a storm, both witches looking at each other and cursing the BAT leader’s timing.

“What is it?” Eda answered, holding her crow between herself and Camila, “Cam’s with me right now, and we’re kind of in the middle of something.”

“Oh, I- I’m sorry, would you like me to call back later, or?” Raine’s flustered voice answered back, causing Eda to facepalm.

“Not that kind of ‘in the middle of something.’” Eda hissed. “We’re at our kid’s Gland Prix.”

“I see. I understand you’re busy, but we got a tip about another raid recently. I know this is likely important to you, but you and Camila are the closest other operatives in the area, and we could use the help. I can’t promise you’ll be back in time for the end of the race, but it shouldn’t take long.”

Eda looked to Camila, silently asking her what she wanted to do. The other woman looked torn, but eventually sighed, “we’ll be there soon, Raine, just tell us where to go.”


Eda wasn’t sure how it had gone so wrong.

They’d met Raine and a little under a half dozen others at the place Raine had designated. Eda recognized that Derwin, Katya and Amber had joined the mission, the members of the original BATs, which meant this had to be important. Among the other figures, Eda knew Harvey and Dos, The unmistakable beard on the former and the shady glances of the latter making them stick out.

It was supposed to be easy. Another wagon of wild witches was being transferred from a holding cell in Bonesborough and through a hidden path in the forest to reach the Conformatorium. Belos had seemed to be getting desperate with how he moved his prisoners about, taking abandoned and hidden routes, but with Lilith’s help they had access to every trail the Emperor could use and it had been easy to deduce the location of the hidden road from what info they had.

The first sign that something was up was when Raine used their fiddle to let out a note, using the wave of magical sound to echolocate the prisoners wagon, only to come up empty. Nothing was in the immediate area. No wagon meant no prisoners.

The second thing to stick out to Eda was that the bridge that the wagon should be passing over was out, and seemed to have been for a while. Weeks at least, long enough that no one in the Emperor’s Coven would use it. Meaning in this case, Lilith’s data was out of date, and useless.

And finally, just when Eda was sure she was smelling a con about to go bad, the trap was sprung. Half of the BATs had leaped over the broken bridge to carry on the trail ahead, hoping to find something, but no sooner had their boots landed on the broken, mossy stone did a wave of purple ooze wrap around their ankles and suck them in.

Raine quickly guided what few of them remained, Eda, Camila, Dos, and Harvey, away and behind some leftover debris from the bridge, hiding behind it before the abomination’s head, and more importantly, its eyes, could form. Raine let out a gasp, “That’s the Head witches Eberwolf and Darius!”

Sure enough, Eda peeked over the stones and could see the towering man that was Darius form out of the goop, and the little monster hardly any taller than King at his side. With a muttered curse, she put two and two together, “So that means this was a trap.”

The remaining rebels could only watch as Eberwolf sniffed out their captured compatriots, then gave a shake of their head, indicating none of them were who the two Heads were looking for. With a disgruntled expression Darius snapped his fingers and Darwin, Amber and Katya, vanished, teleported someplace else.

Darius took a few steps forward, looking around the area below from the bridge above, “I was promised some me time today, so hand yourselves over before things get nasty.”

The man’s proper appearance shattered in an instance as his short fuse on patience ran out, snarling out, “I know you can hear me!”

Behind the rocks they hid behind, Raine seemed to be trying to come up with a plan, but they didn’t get far before one of their members began to freak out. It was to Eda’s surprise that it wasn’t Harvey Park who snapped, but the gruff Dos, who looked on the verge of a panic attack.

“No, no, I- I won’t go back. I won’t let them take me!” The man spoke shakily, with no control over the volume of his voice. Camila tried to clamp a hand over his mouth, but he jerked away, taking a few steps back. “I won’t spend my life in a cage! Never again!”

Any chance they hadn’t been heard already was gone, and Eda seriously considered grabbing the others and taking off to leave Dos to be captured, except the madman pulled out his bizarre knife, with every intent to stab himself through the heart with it. “I’ll die before I go back!”

Eda and Camila surged for him, wrestling the man to the ground. He was a lot stronger than he appeared, fighting both women at once, desperation in his eyes. The fight only left him when Harvey kicked the knife out of his hand before he could hurt anyone with it, sending it skidding across the dirt and stones of the forest.

“We need to restrain him, and get out of here before they get down here,” Raine hissed, violin in hand and prepared to fight to give their friends time to run. As they said that, vines wrapped around Dos, keeping his arms and legs pinned, “Good thinking, Harvey. Eda can carry him easier that way.”

Eda was about to argue about why she had to carry the crazy person, when Harvey gulped, “I didn’t do that…”

The four barely had time to glance at each other before more vines burst under their feet, sending them sprawling onto the ground. A short series of cackles met their ears as yet two more figures approached from behind. Raine blinked, unbelieving, “Terra Snapdragon of the Plant coven… and Scooter Crane of the Bard coven.”

“In the flesh,” Terra smiled, waved, wiggling her fingers as she did so, a smile on her face that showed she hardly considered this a fight. She bent over, scooping up Dos’s fallen dagger and inspecting it. “What a curious blade…”

Beside her was a frankly decrepit, grumpy looking old man who supported himself with a cane that had a series of holes in it, “Yes, yes, we all know who we are. Do you whipersnappers have any idea how much trouble you’re all in?”

Raine was the first to pick themselves up off the ground, readying their fiddle and blasting out a note. However, as they were doing that, Scooter lifted his cane to his mouth, revealing it to be an elaborate flute of some kind, and played his own tune, cancelling the effect of Raine’s spell in an instant with a single sharp note.

One of Terra’s vines reached out, wrapping itself around Raine’s leg. The old woman gave an unimpressed smile, “All this trouble, and you go down so easy. Weeks of Kikimora begging Emperor Belos for the chance to help end this pathetic rebellion, for it to take only five minutes of my time.”

“The Emperor was most displeased when the monthly reports on the number of people not joining a coven came in.” Scooter said, tsk tsking them, “He couldn’t have that. He keeps putting off my retirement because of you troublesome vampires, or what have you.”

Eda slashed at the vines wrapping around Raine, dropping them back to the ground. “BATs, we’re BATs!” She corrected furiously, spreading her wings and striking a battle stance.

Scooter squinted at her, adjusting his thick glasses, “My eyesight must be getting worse than I thought. You look like a bird to me.”

Eda rolled her eyes. “I didn’t mean that literally!”

“It’s of no matter, you’re matched in numbers, but clearly outmatched in talent,” Terra stated, just as footsteps sounded, Darius and Eberwolf joining them down in the muck.

“Ugh, you are all paying for my new boots. This is beyond disgusting!” Darius spat, looking beyond displeased. His eyes landed on Raine, “Ah, so you must be the leader of the vermin we’ve been ordered to bring in. I look forward to unmasking you, if just to rid the world of such a tacky accessory!”

Things weren’t looking great. They had five members, one of them down and in no mental state to fight, while Harvey was shaking in his boots. That only left Camila, Eda and Raine to do the heavy lifting, against four of the greatest minds of their fields as they brought the hammer down upon their heads. Raine wasn’t sure how to get them out of this.

Luckily, they didn’t have to come up with a plan. Eda took half a step closer, and breathed out through her lips, “When I give the signal, hold your breath and run.”

Raine gave the barest semblance of a nod, while Eda turned her attention to Camila, gesturing slightly with her head in Darius’ direction. Carefully as she could, Eda reached into her lower locks of hair, pulling out some of her emergency glyphs she had Amity lend her, then shouted “Now!”

Harvey looked confused, Eda forcing his head down as Camila used her boot to kick a splatter of mud up and onto Darius’s perfectly groomed face, sending the man into a rage of disgust. He sent a tidal wave of abomination goo their way, but being blinded by the dirt in his eyes, his aim was off, hitting his companions opposite him, rather than the BATs in the middle. Eda quickly slapped a glyph onto each of her friends to turn them invisible and pulled them along, racing through the area and out of their enemies reach.

Raine grit their teeth as they were forced to leave Dos behind, still tied up in Terra’s vines. They hoped the man could forgive them, and prayed they’d be able to get back to base soon enough to plan a jailbreak to rescue their captured allies. They couldn’t let this assault stand.

The group didn’t get far before they all needed to breathe again, and it looked like it was a futile effort anyway, seeing as Eberwolf was right behind them, having tracked the BATs numerous footsteps in the mud. The Beast Keeper was down on all fours, mouth full of vicious looking teeth as he hunted them down, while the other Coven Heads were right behind them.

But it meant they weren’t surrounded anymore, so Eda thought this was the better deal. If they could just outrun them, they’d be dandy.

She considered flying, but refused to abandon Camila or Raine. Harvey… well, fine, she didn’t want to abandon him, either, but only because he was Luz’s friend’s dad, not out of personal attachment. Leaving her friends behind gained them nothing, they were too far away for Eda to find backup at HQ and bring them here before everyone would be long captured and sent to the Conformatorium, if not worse.

Looking back behind them, the Emperor’s goons were gaining, especially Darius, who’d gone full Abomination, blade in his hand with the intent to kill in his eyes. He wasn't limited by the speed of his legs, nor any other limb, racing ahead of the others and swinging his blade as soon as he was in striking distance.

It was to Eda’s horror that Camila, trailing behind in last place, just happened to be the man’s target. “You’ll pay for that nasty trick, you wench!”

Eda dove, attempting to tackle Camila out of the way. She collided with her ex, ready to take the blow herself, but she was too late, Darius’s purple sword meeting flesh and Camila let out a scream.

Eda was used to seeing limbs pop off. It made a funny gag at parties, using that particular side effect of her curse to take a hand off and see who among the crowd was woozy enough to faint at the sight. It was a lot less funny here.

Camila’s right forearm was severed,a few inches above her wrist. A splash of red met Eda’s eyes as the wet thud of flesh hitting the ground met her ears. Camila clutched at the bleeding stump, cries of pain and disbelief escaping her lips. Eda could only stare blankly until Raine was in her face, yelling something.

“Eda, we need to go! Get her out of here!” Eda was half aware of something being pressed into her hands, and had to resist the urge to puke when she realized Raine had placed Camila’s severed hand into her own. Right, healing spells could reattach it. It wasn’t too late. They just needed to get out of here. Get out of her and they could fix this.

Eda bent over, hunching considerably so she could help Camila limp along, trying to put some distance between them and the Coven Heads. Raine was doing their best with their violin, they really were. Darius was a struggle already, but Eberwolf had caught up, with Scooter still at a distance, his age keeping him from chasing them down as rigorously as the others. And Terra… Eda couldn’t see Terra, but she had to be somewhere nearby.

Eda did her best to focus on Camila right now, and getting her away from this. They’d get her patched up, they’d go back to the Gland Prix, and they’d see Luz and Amity win. And King could send out a message to his Dad, and Eda would be happy for him, because at least he’d be healthy, and not have a bleeding stump soaking Eda’s dress, and-

Eda found herself pushed by Camila, almost losing her balance as well as nearly dropping Camila’s hand. There was Terra. There was Terra in front of Camila, where Eda had been just a moment before, a familiar dagger sticking out of Camila’s gut.

The world around Eda froze as she watched the former love of her life be wounded yet again, and this time Dos’s words were ringing in her head, about how a dagger like that was meant to make someone bleed out as fast as possible, nearly impossible to stop the bleeding without access to healing magic.

There wasn’t a proper Healer among them, and there wasn’t a chance of getting out of this forest in mere minutes.

“Hm,” Terra muttered as she pulled the blade out of Camila, the Beast Healer dropping like a puppet that had its strings severed, her body hitting the ground hard, “A very curious blade indeed…”

It was Harvey of all people who snapped Eda out of it, the man rushing at Terra like a demon, eyes glazed green like she’d seen only in Willow a handful of times before. Plants all around them bent to his will, even the trees seem to drift his way like a magnet as he roared, sending the elderly woman back, summoning an army of plants to do his bidding. “Eda! Take Camila and get out of here! Fly her to a Healer!”

She opened her mouth to protest, that she couldn’t leave Harvey and Raine here, but Harvey shouted her down, “Just take her and go! I’ll hold this witch back!”

Eda snapped out of it, shaking her head and grabbing Camila in her arms, careful to not lose the severed arm in the process. Her wings spread and flapped, lifting the Owl Lady into the air and she scanned the horizon, looking for Bonesborough out in the distance so she could fly in the right direction.

Her powerful wings shook the skies as she soared, racing like a bullet through the air. The wind blazed past her, but the trees underneath didn’t seem to thin, and she worried she was too far away from civilization to make it.

That didn’t matter though, as a blast of bard magic clipped her wing like a cannonball, knocking Eda out of the sky. It was all she could do to stead herself, and make a landing that didn’t end in a crash that left both her and Camila as mangled corpses on impact.

Back where Harvey and Raine fought, the two BATs could only look in horror at Scooter, still far enough in the back to have not been considered a threat, lowered his flute from where he’d aimed at the sky.


Eda didn’t know what to do. Once she’d recovered from their landing, she’d tried to make Camila comfortable, leaning her up against a tree, and tried to do her best to stop the bleeding. Camila’s red, white and black uniform was now just red, a monument to Eda’s failure.

The woman’s CAT mask was gone, had gone missing during their fall from the sky, and her brown skin now looked pale and sickly. Sweat ran down Camila’s brow, but she felt cold and clammy to the touch.

“You’re going to be fine, Cammy, just hold on,” Eda cried, trying to keep her tears at bay. “We’re going to get you home, and you’ll be right as rain in no time, I promise.”

“Eda-“ Camila fought to get the words out, clasping one of Eda’s hands in her own, “Eda, I- look after.. please watch over the kids-“

Eda shook her head frantically, squeezing Camila’s hand like a lifeline. “No, no, you can’t make me promise that. You’re not going anywhere. You can’t leave me alone to take care of them, I’m a terrible mother.”

She choked, looking for reasons to make Camila stay, “I- I never get them into bed on time, and- and when was the last time I’ve even seen a vegetable, much less made Luz eat one? O-of course she’s short, like her Mama, I get it all wrong…”

She bowed her head, lifting the hand she held and pressing Camila’s knuckles to her forehead, “Please don’t leave me.”

“Ed…a…” Camila choked out, wet tears streaming down her cheeks.

“No,” Eda denied the reality before her, “No, no, nononono… you can’t leave me. I won’t let you leave me. I haven’t made up for being such a crappy partner yet. We- we were supposed to be a family. You can’t just-“

Eda let out a sob, cupping Camila’s face and pressing a desperate kiss to the dying woman’s lips. “Don’t leave me. Stay. We still have a beautiful daughter to raise, and a grumpy baby demon, and our weird, adopted human.”

She wished more than anything she had her magic back. She wished she’d brought Owlbert, but he was so far away he’d never be able to make it in time, off with Luz at the prix. She had nothing, and couldn’t even postpone the inevitable by more than a minute or two.

“Please.” She begged, feeling the world around her collapse right out from under her.

A hand fell down on Eda’s shoulder, squeezing tightly. She laid a clawed hand over it, looking up to meet Raine’s eyes. The bard looked drained, body littered with bruises and cuts. They’d likely only just got away from the Coven Heads. “Eda…”

Eda wanted to be angry. Wanted to scream, to shout and beat every part of Raine that wasn’t already beaten for how wrong this simple, easy mission had gone. Instead she cried, clutching Raine’s hand like a lifeline, and uttered out, “Please help…”

Raine removed their mask, and got down on their knees, looking Camila over. She was still alive, but barely, her breathing shallow and outfit bloody. Raine had no idea how to save her, or even how much longer she had left to live. If they were frank, they didn’t even know how she was even still alive.

They had no plan. They never knew any healing magic, and even if they did, it would be locked away by their Bard Coven seal, never to be used again.

A flash of an idea came to mind, and as morbid as it was, Raine reached for Camila’s severed hand that was laid by her side, inspecting the half of the forearm attached to it. Half of Camila’s Beast Healer seal was plastered on there, sliced down the middle, just like her arm.

Raine let out a breath, resisting the urge to be ill, then reached out and gently placed a hand on Camila’s shoulder, “Camila? Can you hear me? I need you to listen to me very closely. What I’m about to say might save your life, but we don’t have a moment to spare. I don’t think anything vital has been hit, you’re just losing a lot of blood and we can’t stop the bleeding. Your coven seal is broken, meaning you should theoretically have full access to your magic. I know you were in the Healing track, meaning the only person capable of saving you right now, is you.”

Raine breathed, then turned back to Eda, “Help her along, and keep her conscious as long as you can. I’m going to go buy you two some time. Whatever you do, don’t come back for me, as soon as she’s ready, fly as far away as possible.”

Camila made a sound of protest at Raine’s words, turning Raine’s attention back to her, “Camila, listen to me. You have a family. You both have a family that needs you to return home. If you make it through this, and I know you will, you need to get a message back to HQ and tell them what happened here. Even if you manage to heal yourself, you’ve still lost a lot of blood, and who knows how much bile it’ll take to close these wounds. You won’t stand a chance against the Coven Heads. But the Resistance needs you. Katya, Amber and Derwin are gone, and that means…”

Raine took off their glasses, looking Camila dead in the eye, “Camilla Noceda, if you don’t hear from me by this time tomorrow, as the longest serving and highest ranking member remaining, you will become the de facto leader of the Bards aga- No…

Raine shook their head and corrected themselves, “The Covens Against The Throne. The CATs. So I’m giving you an order, don’t die, and don’t follow me.”

Raine didn’t waste another second, putting their mask back on. Before they could take off into the forest again, Eda called back, “Raine… Thank you. Next time, the Appleblood is on me.”

Raine just flashed Eda a smile, “I’ll hold you to that.” They could already hear the sounds of people moving their way, so raced off into the trees, hollering and calling, pulling their enemies away from Eda and Camila’s position.

“You heard the boss,” Eda scooted back into place, trying her best to keep her expression positive, and suppressing a wet hiccup from her tears, “you can’t die now, so please, try and cast a spell. I wish I could do it for you, but I can’t, but I know you have it in you.”

Camila was too weak to answer, but tried lifting her left hand, trembling at the effort. Eda was there to help, gently forcing Camila to extend a finger, and helping trace a circle with Camila’s fingertip in the air.

A gold beam of light emitted, as weak as its caster, but still there. Camila winced as she called upon magic she hadn't used in decades to stitch the wound in her gut together, willing it to stop bleeding. She let out a painful gasp, coughing violently but refused to let the light fade even through the pain. A part of her wanted to just give up, accept the blackness at the edge of her vision and give in to the temptation to close her eyes, but all she could think of was her daughter, bright and cheerful Luz, sobbing when she’d receive the news, and she redoubled her efforts.

She couldn’t have given up if she tried, Eda having a vice grip on her wrist and keeping the circle intact. As long as Camila stayed conscious, as long as she stayed focused, she’d persevere.

Eda lifted Camila’s shirt just enough to see the wound slowly closing, enveloped in the same light of Camila’s magic, and closed her eyes, praying to the Titan this worked and that it wasn’t too late.

The moments ticked by as new strands of flesh weaved, creating scar tissue over the gorged flesh. It wasn’t as pretty as a professional healer could have done, but that didn’t matter as long as it did its job. The bleeding slowed, then eventually stopped as the last of the hole was patched, Camila letting out a grunt when the spell faded and slumping up against the tree. Eda slapped at her face, trying to keep her awake, “Come on, stay with me, you’ve still got a hand to attach.”

“‘M tired, Eda,” Camila insisted, but Eda was already pressing the two bloodied stumps together. If Eda was confident she could do this, who was Camila to argue? With another weakened spell circle, Camila cast, doing her best to reattach her arm like it had been before.

Eda watched as a ring of flesh encircled the point where the arm had been severed, another thick patch of scar tissue forming over Camila’s skin. When it seemed attached, Eda let go, only to panic when the arm flopped and Camila let out a hiss.

“What is it, what’s wrong?” Eda grabbing the arm again by the hand, trying not to panic as she set it back into its proper place..

“The bone,” Camila groaned, feeling more awake after the new shock of pain, “Bone takes longer to heal. I’ll need a cast. But the skin and muscles are all back… as are the nerves.”

“Well, at least this could be considered a clean break,” Eda tried to break the tension, tearing off a strand of the CAT uniform to wrap around Camila’s arm, “Can you use a spell to change this into a proper cast?”

Camila made a face, feeling drained of her magic, but nodded. With yet another spell circle, she transformed the material into something stiffer, ensuring the arm wouldn’t flop around and injure her even more. Much like her healing job, it was shoddy, but it would work until she could get some real help.

Eda let out a shaky breath. Camila was weak, pale, and more than half dead, but she’d stopped bleeding out. She took a moment to look at her, tracing her fingers over Camila’s cheek and wiping away the tears she’d shed, and the ones still dripping from her eyes, the two just savoring the moment and how it felt to be alive. Finally, Eda pressed a kiss to Camila’s forehead, followed by one on her cheek, and another placed tenderly on her lips, before pulling back and wiping at her own eyes. “You look like a hot mess right now. You should really see yourself.”

Camila chuckled, then groaned in pain, “No, nope, hurts to laugh.”

Remembering how they got here, Camila sobered, “Eda, can you tell me… Harvey, is he?”

Eda solemnly shook her head, “He’s gone. Captured. Maybe dead. I- I’m sorry, I don’t know.”

Camila nodded slowly, closing her eyes tiredly. “Titan, I hope he’s okay. The others as well.”

High above them, the whizzing sound of palisman’s being ridden at breakneck speeds was heard, bringing their attention back to where they were supposed to be today. It seemed so long ago that they’d been sitting in those bleachers, waiting for Luz or Amity to cross the starting line.

“The kids…” Camila said, shifting and trying to stand, letting out a gasp as the pain hadn’t receded yet. “We need to go,”

“Go? No, no, no, the race can wait. First things first, we’re getting you some new clothes, and some meds. I have some potions back at the Owl House that’ll patch up the minor wounds, and some others that will help you speed up blood replenishment.” Eda bent over, carefully scooping Camila into her arms and spreading her wings, wincing as the one that had been hit was unfolded.

“My house is closer, and I can get a fresh set of clothes that actually fit. Here, let me get that for you,” Camila offered, casting yet another healing spell. It started the job, but sputtered out halfway through, both witches looking confused.

“I know you were pushing it, but I didn’t think you’d be completely out of bile yet.” Eda commented.

“I’m not.” Camila cast a glance at her repaired arm, eyeing the barely visible coven seal beneath her makeshift cast, “I think something’s up with the seal. It’s damaged, but…”

Eda inspected the arm, looking at the damaged seal, “It’s on the fritz? Can you do any magic at all?”

Camila shrugged as best she could in Eda’s arms, “I’m not sure. I’m glad we started with healing the stab wound first, though. Will you be able to-“

“Fly, yeah. It’ll sting, but you patched it up enough.” Eda flexed her wings, ready to take flight. “Come on, if we’re quick, we might still make it to the Gland Prix before it ends.”


With the power of flight on their side, the two adults had managed to get to Camila’s house, stuffing her with as many blood replenishment potions as the woman could stomach, and cleaned her off. A change of clothes and a proper cast were also necessary. By the time they were ready to leave, Camila was back on her feet, though she needed to lean against Eda so the owl lady could support her weight enough that her legs wouldn’t give out. Another quick flight later and they made it just in time to see the end of the Gland Prix, initially believing that Luz was winning and in the first place spot, only for it to turn out she made fifth.

“What happened?” Eda asked, aware that Luz was watching her Mommas with suspicious eyes now that Camila was leaning against Eda’s side, “You were racing like the wind!”

Luz, dirtied and bruised, took a glance at Owlbert, “Well, the strangest thing happened. About halfway through the Gland Prix, Owlbert started acting up and jerking around. Kept trying to go somewhere, said you needed him. Did- did something happen, you two?”

Eda knew exactly when it was that Owlbert had tried to come to her, and was glad he hadn’t. Luz wouldn’t have taken Camila’s state well if she’d been dragged into the forest to see it. Casting a look over at Camila, Eda internally frowned as she realized she’d have to break her promise and lie to her daughter once again, “No, no, just… a bit of an overreaction on my part.”

Camila grimaced and showed Luz her broken arm, wrapped in a cast, “Just a bit of an incident in the bleachers, nothing to worry about. Another rowdy parent just got too overexcited. A trip to the nurses office and they patched me right up!” She wisely left out that she was only standing because Eda was practically holding her up.

Luz frowned, having the feeling there was more to this story they weren’t telling her based off of Owlbert’s reaction, but didn’t pry further, “Well, with all of Owlbert fighting my control and bucking around, King’s tummy couldn’t take it, and he… er…”

“I puked my guts out,” King admitted, looking downtrodden. “I shot it all over, and hit a few kids behind us, and we all crashed.”

Eda snorted, then clamped a hand over her mouth before she accidentally offended King. After clearing her throat, she realized they had a noted absence, “So, where’s pinky? Did she manage to beat you like she kept saying she would?”

“No,” Amity’s voice came from behind them, and the girl stepped forward, toweling her face dry, “Who do you think King puked all over that was behind Luz? I just had to go wash it off.”

“Well, I’m sorry you couldn’t win, you two. But what is most important is… my kid did technically beat you, ha, in your face, human!” Eda cheered, earning an elbow from Camila.

Camila shook her head at Eda’s behavior, then smiled warmly at Amity, “You did well, we’re both very proud of the both of you.”

“I’m sorry we couldn’t win, King.” Luz patted her companion’s head, the demon looking thoroughly depressed over their loss.

He sniffled, taking out the note he’d written to read over the crystal ball, “It's okay. I'll just throw my message into the garbage where it belongs.”

Eda, who had been dreading this moment all week, had enough. She clenched her fists, and decided she was going to do right by her baby boy. “No way, this isn't over yet.”

She summoned her scroll, already loaded onto her penstagram account and set it to record, “Alright, King, go ahead and read your message, okay?”

He looked doubtful, holding his message in his claws, “I don’t know, Eda, I mean, who’d even want to watch this.”

Eda snorted, “Don’t worry about that. You should know I’m very penstagram famous. I’ve got at least a hundred followers. Besides, no one watches crystal balls anymore anyway. It's all about streaming these days.”

“All right.” King gave in, uncertainty in his voice. Suddenly nervous, he started to read what he’d written down, “Hi Dad. If you're out there watching this, I uh, want to introduce myself. I like cheesy foods and conquering kingdoms. Though I haven't conquered any of my own yet. But maybe you have, and we can compare notes?”

The more he talked, the more confident he became. Eda tried not to tear up as she recorded, Camila placing a gentle hand on her shoulder to give her some comfort. “You’re doing the right thing, Eda.”

King continued on, telling his unseen father figure a little about his life, “I live with my favorite three humans, and I have a cool older sister, and a cranky old witch who takes care of me.”

Eda was half offended by that statement, even if her heart melted to hear King call Luz his sister. King kept going despite her protest that she wasn’t old, nor cranky. “But cranky or not, she's the one who raised me, which is why I am le-gally changing my name to King Clawthorne!”

King pulled out a handful of papers, holding them aloft, “Surprise Eda! Now we're connected for life and there's nothing you can do about it!”

Eda was so stunned, she almost dropped her scroll. “I- is that what you wanted to tell me this whole time?”

Luz, in on King’s plan, and having helped him acquire all the right paperwork down at city hall, handed her mother a pencil, “And, if you sign here, it be official.”

Eda felt her eyes water up, streams pooling out from her blackened eyes as it hit her that King did in fact love her like a mother, even if he’d never called her that. “M-my baby boy!”

King was scooped up into Eda’s strong arms and spun around, making him burst into giggles, at least until Eda started hugging him too tightly, “Eda- Eda, that’s too tight! Mom! Put me down!”

“You called me Mom!” Eda wailed, wanting to squeeze him tighter, but did as he asked, setting him back onto the ground. “I thought you were going to leave me!”

“I could never do that, Eda- er, Mom… it is alright if I call you that, right?” Eda nodded, wiping away messy tears, “Good, ‘cause I’ve wanted to for a long time. You’ve always been my Mom, and I love you, and I want to make it official. You’re the best wanted criminal this tiny demon could ever ask for!”

Eda was already signing the paper with her messy handwriting, noisily sobbing as she did so. Luz smiled, teary eyed herself, and took the papers away before her mother could accidentally use them as a tissue to blow her nose. “Alright, everyone, I think it’s time we headed home. We should throw a big party to celebrate!”

Camila sighed, “You already invited everyone, didn’t you, mija?”

“Can’t say no to a crowd of people, can you?” Luz finger gunned.

Eda vanished her scroll and nodded, trying to compose herself, “This does feel like something we should all celebrate, as a family. Come on, let's get home.” She sniffled.

The two adults walked step in step with each other, King holding Eda’s hand as they went and talking about how excited he was for this to finally be happening. Limping beside them, Camila let her false cheer leave her, finally felt the full blow of the day hit, and accepted the responsibilities that would fall on her should Raine have been captured.

Eda looked at her, studying her face, then bumped shoulders, “Do you want to stay with us tonight? You don’t need to go home.” She murmured, quiet enough that King couldn’t hear.

Camila gave a shaky nod. In the moment, she’d accepted her death, but now that it had passed, and she was still alive, she realized just how much she wasn't ready to go yet. She still had things to do, a family to support. People she loved who she wanted to be beside. “Thank you. I- I really don’t want to be alone right now.”

Eda offered her her free hand, which Camila tightly grasped, letting the Owl Lady lead her home.

Behind them, Luz and Amity walked hand in hand, Luz nudging her girlfriend playfully and gesturing to Eda and King with a hand, “You know, I’m pretty sure my Mom wouldn’t object if you asked to be adopted. Wanna make her cry a second time? It could be fuuun!”

Amity considered it, she really had multiple times in the past week since she’d heard of King’s plan, but, well, that would technically make her girlfriend her adoptive sibling, and she wasn’t ready to face that level of weirdness in her life. Instead she just shook her head, and gave Luz a sly smirk, “No, I’m good. I can think of a better way to get your last name, anyway.” She said with a wink.

Luz was reduced to a blushing mess, covering her face with her free hand and looking away, “Amity, you can’t just say stuff like that without giving me some warning!”


Back in the forest, the sounds of Eda’s sobs of joy filled the air, coming from the speakers on Eberwolf’s scroll as they watched the event unfold. It was kind of sweet to see, even if they didn’t particularly care about the Owl Lady, and had come so close to bringing her in.

Nearby, Darius massaged his temples, feeling a growing headache building, “Would you shut that damn thing off? You should be focused on tormenting the prisoner, not me.”

Eberwolf smiled to themself as they cranked the volume to max, earning a scowl from his companion as the Owl Lady’s crying reached new levels of grating. That is, until a blast of bard magic blew Eberwolf’s scroll to pieces.

Scooter lowered his flute, sending Eberwolf a level glare, “Do you want to attract more rebels to this area? We have no idea if they had backup on the way, and sound can carry farther than you think. You can trust a bard on that.”

Bound up tightly in a flurry of abomination goo and hanging upside down from a tree, Raine watched and waited for their chance to escape, breaking from their bindings while the Coven Leaders bickered with their backs turned and falling to the ground, immediately sprinting as fast as they could despite their injuries. The bat mask was still tightly wrapped around their face, concealing their identity, if they could only just get away the Emperor’s Coven would be back to square one and-

Terra’s vines burst from the trees, snagging the bard up once more The elderly woman stepped out of the shadows, Kikimora at her heel, and tut tutted, “I leave to fetch Kiki and am gone for five minutes, and they let you escape? Really, my fellow Coven Heads should all be demoted for such incompetence.”

Kikimora disregarded Terra’s comments, instead focusing on the person before them, ensnared in plant matter and unable to move. As the other three caught up to them, she spoke, “So, this is the mighty leader of the Bards against the Throne, is it? I’ve been looking for you for quite some time. Now, let’s see exactly who is behind that despicable mask!”

She gestured at Terra, who brought Raine to their knees, allowing the small demon to pry the bat mask off of Raine’s face. There were a handful of gasps as Raine was revealed, while Kikimora simply deadpanned, “Alright, what’s with all the shock, I have absolutely no idea who this even is.”

Eberwolf chittered excitedly, Darius rolling his eyes, “That would be Raine Whispers. They were a rather famous, if reclusive, musician for a few years about a decade ago.”

Terra chuckled, “Not quite the comeback tour any of us were expecting. I haven’t seen this little sprout since our day in HECK!”

Scooter sighed in disappointment, “I had recommended them as my replacement. Then they up and vanished months ago, postponing my retirement until Belos could find someone more suitable.”

Despite their predicament, Raine couldn’t help but look smug. “Heh, isn’t it kinda funny? The soft, quiet person next in line for Coven Head ends up being the rebel against the Empire, standing in the spotlight for the first time at a petrification ceremony. I suppose I can look forward to meeting my end at one of those as well?”

Kikimora kept composed, only allowing herself the smallest of smiles under her collar, “No. You have far too much valuable information to be disposed of so quickly.”

Raine snarled, narrowing their eyes behind their glasses at the small woman, “I’m not telling you anything.”

Terra chuckled, patting the bard on the head before leaning in to speak into their ear, “Oh, but you will. We have ways of making you talk…”


Later that night, after the killer party Luz had thrown to celebrate King officially becoming a Clawthorne, everyone was getting ready for bed. For some reason, Camila had decided to stay, not that Luz was complaining, she loved having her Mama around, but it was kind of weird. In a good way.

Now however, Luz was in the bathroom, brushing her teeth before turning in, her bedsheets calling her name. Rinsing her mouth and wiping her face, she took a moment to inspect the greys coming in, the dye job she’d done before her mother’s petrification ceremony was fading. She allowed herself a melancholy smile, her resolve to let it show not wavering, even if she’d miss the brown.

As she tiredly stumbled out of the bathroom, she almost immediately bumped into someone coming through the door. Amity, clad in her own pajamas and looking just as tired as Luz, blinked wearily at her girlfriend. Together they stood in the hallway, both looking a little awkward.

Amity tugged on the bottom of her shirt, “Hey.”

Luz smiled back, leaning against the doorframe, “right back at ya.” The two giggled, realizing they were unintentionally calling back to when they’d talked at the Grudgby game.

“Soooo,” Amity began, swaying back and forth on her heels, “Neither of us won today, so I guess our bet is null and void?”

“Yeah, it’s too bad. I had a killer reward I wanted to go after,” Luz admitted, scratching the back of her head.

“Oh really?” Amity asked, eyes lighting up, “I had a pretty good reward picked out for myself as well.”

There was a moment of silence between them, Luz gulping before shyly begging the question, “Should we tell each other what we were wanting, then?”

Amity blushed, wondering if Luz by any chance had the same reward in mind that she had, and nodded, “At the same time? On three.”

Luz nodded, and together they counted, “One, two… three!”

“I wanted to have you kiss me!”

“I wanted to dye Ghost’s fur the same color as your hair!”

Both voices met each other, becoming a jumbled mess as the words left their mouths. Amity stared at Luz, mouth hanging open as she realized that, no, Luz had something entirely different in mind for her bet, and that she’d just said something embarrassing out loud.

Luz, likewise was gaping like a fish, then facepalmed, “Titan, why didn’t I think of that? Your bet is so much better!”

Amity tried to recover from her fluster, but was failing miserably, unable to look Luz in the eye while fighting back a smile, “I don’t know, I think it’s kind of sweet. Glad you like the lavender I picked out enough to want Ghost to match.”

They lingered, just existing in the hallway together, until Luz worked up the courage to offer Amity her hand, “Do- do you still wanna?”

“K-kiss?” Amity stumbled over the word, swallowing her saliva and almost choking on it in the process. “U-um, only if you want to…?”

She looked at Luz hopefully, and the witch gave a squeeze of her hand, “Yeah, I- I really do, if that’s okay?”

Amity nodded a little too quickly, and they scooted closer together, inching closer and closer, closing their eyes as they were about to meet. No gross sweat to kill the mood, just the two of them in a dark hallway in the safety of their own home. Their lips met, noses brushing against each other, and Amity swore she felt a literal spark shoot between them and wondered if there was actual magic in the air tonight.

The two cracked open their eyes at the same time as they broke apart from their first kiss. They were breathing heavily, like they’d run a marathon, and Luz could feel Amity’s heart pounding through her hand, still held in Luz’s own. “That was… incredible.”

Amity gave a swift nod, looking drunk on bliss and her words escaping her. It took a minute for her to fully recover, “yeah, that… can we do that again?”

Luz snickered, grinning ear from ear at Amity’s eagerness, “As much as you’d like. Starting tomorrow. It’s late, mi amor, and we both had a very big day.” Luz pressed a kiss to Amity’s cheek and made to head for her bedroom, but Amity’s hand refused to let her go.

The human girl shyly looked down at her feet, giving a slight tug on Luz’s fingers, “Can I sleep in your room tonight?”

Luz blinked, before her whole face turned crimson. She realized that despite the fact they’d shared a room until only recently that with their relationship upgraded to kissing, that came off a lot more intimate. Still, she could never deny Amity anything. “Sure, just… maybe don’t tell either of my Mommas?”

“I won’t tell if you don’t,” Amity smiled, and allowed her girlfriend to lead her to her bedroom, looking forward to a night full of cuddles.

Notes:

And there we have it. As far as I have planned, this is probably the darkest and most violent it’ll get, at least for the rest of 2A.

No, nothing lewd happened at the end there. Get your head out of the gutter, they’re fourteen. They cuddled, that is all.

You all had better have cried during Camila’s near death scene. Titan knows I had to step away from writing it because I was getting too emotional during that section.

That entire bar scene was the last bit to be added, since I wanted to keep writing Raine. I looked this over, and was like, “Seriously? This is all I get to write for them for all of the rest of 2A? No, nope, we’re doing more.” I needed to include Eda’s bard magic anyway, since I figure it’ll be a plot point in the future at some point.

“Raine’s Rhapsody? More like Eda’s Requiem, am I right?” Where a Rhapsody is a spontaneous composition that is used to express positive feelings, a Requiem is often used to honor the dead. Meanwhile, a Lament is used for sad or mournful pieces of music. Felt fitting for how close Camila comes to dying.

Way back in like, chapter 2, someone said they were disappointed I didn’t put more basilisks into the story, sneaking into the human side to join Vee and replace Ed and Em, or something. I didn’t want to add anymore basilisks at that time, but, and spoilers in case it wasn’t very damn obvious, Dos is a basilisk, working alongside witches to take down the government that tortured him. Much like Vee is just V, or the Roman numeral for 5, Dos is just Spanish for 2. We’ll see more of them later, though not in a huge role, I prefer OCs to stand in the background for the most part.

Camila was originally going to be bleeding out badly because of losing the arm, but I was worried that would take way too long to happen believably. I’m not sure how fast someone bleeds out over the loss of a limb, but I needed it to be faster, and then I remembered I gave Dos that nifty suicide dagger, I’d just stab Camila with that as well(damn, that’s dark…). That dagger by the way is called a jagdkommando tri-dagger. It’s pretty illegal, because of the difficulty it takes to close the wound, from what I hear.

Scooter Crane is an actual character in TOH, who hasn’t visibly appeared. He’s also been mentioned only once, as the Head Bard before Raine. I personally don’t imagine Belos lets his heads retire, rather Scooter is more likely dead, but whatever. I don’t think they’ll appear in the actual show in the future, so it was a safe bet to have him appear here and not have to worry about continuity errors. With the BATTs being a bigger threat to Belos this time around, of course more Heads would be dispatched, and I wanted four, and we’ve only got these four to work with(at the time of writing), so it had to do.

Let me know if I messed up at any point and used the wrong pronouns for Raine or Eberwolf at any point(as of this writing, I don’t believe a canon gender has been established for Eber, so I use They/Them Eber's canon pronouns are He/Him, and They/Them, and this chapter has been updated to reflect that ). Sometimes it’s me just messing up, other times it's my autocorrect being a bigot.

Please, leave a comment if you’re able! Tell me if you cried or not, I need to know if I did a good job with the emotional scenes, or if the only person I inflicted emotional trauma on was myself, thanks.

Chapter 26: Interlude 26.5: Knocking Just Once on Hooty’s Door

Notes:

Aren’t nonlinear authors notes just the best? For reference, I just finished the last interlude, A Time to Dye. Now I’m doing yet another one to help emotionally distance myself from the last chapter.

Anyway, this chapter was inspired by a piece of fanart I saw during the hiatus, that’ll I’ll talk about more below, since it’s spoiler-y and I can’t find a link to it anyway.

Also posting this a day early, because who wants to read when the new episode is out? Don’t spoil it for me, I usually don’t see it until later in the day, or sometimes not until the next!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

King grumpily crossed his arms. He wasn’t sure what kind of Demon he was supposed to be, and he just had so many questions. But Hooty’s tests to find a placement for him on the categories of demons hadn’t given him any answers.

He’d insulted Hooty’s mother with his dance, and couldn’t make a cocoon out of anything but blankets, which apparently didn’t count, so that ruled him out as a bug type demon.

He failed at magic as well, unable to cast even one spell, even as the tiny, giant nosed demon Hooty had corralled into helping him out threw spell after spell at him. Those had hurt more than just his pride.

And to make things worse, Hooty and Tinella Nosa had taken a blood sample, using a very big needle on King’s tiny hiney.

And now they were telling him they didn’t have any answers for him, which put him back at square one.

He was just so tired of no one having any real answers for him. He was tired of not having any way of knowing who he was, or what he’d grow to be. And he was upset that, because he’d gotten no responses to that video Eda had posted, that maybe, if his Dad was out there, he didn’t want to meet him. Didn’t want him at all. “He left me ALONE!”

With one yell, King exploded, literally letting out a burst of magical energy. Around him the balloons Hooty had set up and the cake he had made were destroyed, and Hooty left in a tearful fit, making King feel terrible. The House Demon had just been trying to help.

With a sigh, King plopped down onto the floor of the tower, with only Tinella to keep him company. “Why do I always mess things up?”

“I dunno!” Tinella replied, eating what remained of the cake, then holding out a handful of the smashed confectionery, “Do you want swome?”

“I’m good.” He replied, downcast.

A few minutes into his pity party later, the flapping of wings was heard and Eda landed down by his side. She took one look at Tinella Nosa, raising an eyebrow, “Uh, don’t I know you? Aren’t you that crazy conspiracy nut from the Conformatorium?”

Nosa stared up at Eda with big blank eyes, then shoved what remained of the cake into her mouth. Swallowing hard, she took off for the stairs, yelling as she left “Weawity is an iwwusion, da univewse is a howogwam, bye gowd, byyyye!”

“What is it about my house that attracts the weirdest people?” Eda pondered, before turning her attention to her adopted son. “Hey, kiddo. You doing alright? I heard Hooty crying, and he said you were both having a hard time, and I should check on you.”

King lowered his gaze, wiping his eyes, “He did? Even after I yelled at him?”

“He’s a good house,” Eda smiled, sitting down beside King. “Wanna tell me what this is all about?”

The demon sighed, “Okay… I wanted to know what kind of demon I was, so I could learn more about myself, and… maybe it would have helped find my Dad. But it kept going nowhere, and I got upset, and I may have yelled…”

Eda wrapped an arm around him, pulling him into her lap, “So, this was all about finding that deadbeat, again? I know, it’s frustrating, but you’ve just got to be patient, King. He’ll come.”

“But- but what if he doesn’t? What if he doesn’t want me?” King sputtered out, trying not to cry again.

Eda squeezed him into a hug, “Hey, don’t say that. Don’t even think it. You want to know how I know he’ll find you? Because there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t love having you in my life. No one would ever purposely abandon you.”

“Then, what if he’s… gone?” King asked quietly.

Eda took a second to respond, thinking of an answer. There wasn’t an easy one to come to, after all. “If he’s… gone, then he probably went down fighting. For you, to keep you safe in that egg. Maybe that’s why he wasn’t there. I’m sure he loved you, so much, you were worth protecting, no matter the cost.”

“You think so?” King whispered.

“I know it.” Eda responded, not a trace of doubt in her voice.

“I hope he’s alive,” King squeezed her back, “Just so I can introduce him to the best Mom on the Boiling Isles.”

“Just the Boiling Isles?” Eda teased with a snort, “Here I am, taking care of a kid from another dimension, but you think I’m just the best on the isles, okay.”

While King was laughing at her joke, Eda took a look around the place, at the remains of the cake on the floor, to the popped balloons. It looked like a small bomb had gone off. “I know you’ve had tantrums before, King, but this is a little excessive, even for you.”

King perked up, “Oh, yeah! I did something, just before Hooty left! I think I activated a power, or something?”

Eda turned her head back to him so fast, she risked whiplash, a wild look in her eyes and a grin on her lips, “Think you can do it again?”

The demon nodded, hopping off the Harpy Lady’s lap and looking at a loose rock crumbling near the edge of the tower. He tried thinking back to what he felt when he’d used his ability, and closed his eyes. Squirming, he decided to abandon the negative emotions he’d been experiencing, and instead focus on what it felt to draw forth and use whatever it was that he’d done.

He breathed in, and let out a yell from his mouth, a shockwave of energy coming out and smashing into the stone, sending it off the side of the tower and slamming into the ground below.

King turned to his mother, expecting a word of praise, an impressed whistle, or some clapping. Instead, he found himself scooped back up in her arms and tossed into the air. “My little boy's first spell!”

King couldn’t help but laugh as Eda kept tossing him higher and higher into the air, feeling like this was where he truly belonged.


“Are you all set?”

“Yes, Mom,” King replied, shifting uncomfortably in his new, stuffy uniform, backpack strapped to his back. He tugged at the collar for what felt like the millionth time that day, “Do I have to go?”

Eda bent down on one knee, fixing the tiny Hexside tunic that was part of the school’s uniform. “Well, no, I won’t make you go. Titan knows I encourage Luz not to go. I never liked school, but Camila would kill me if I didn’t at least make the offer.”

“And you’re just gonna let your ex keep controlling your life?” King asked, his voice unimpressed.

Eda opened her mouth, but didn’t correct the part about Camila being her ex. Honestly, she wasn’t sure where they stood right now. They’d kissed back in the forest, but that had been in a moment of desperation and then relief. Then Camila had stayed over for a night, but that was days ago, and with Raine missing in action, Camila had been too busy running the CATs to have a moment to breathe, much less discuss their relationship status with Eda, if they had a relationship to discuss at all.

Instead, Eda settled for shaking her head, “Hey, she’s basically your Mama too, remember? Just because those papers only had my last name on them doesn’t mean she didn’t help me raise you. You’d talk like a cave demon if I was the only person in charge of your learning.”

She finished fixing his uniform, “Besides, King, don’t you want to go to school like your ‘cool big sister’ does, huh?”

King fidgeted from foot to foot, “Yeah, I kinda do…”

Eda gave him a pat on the shoulder, “There you go. So, go out there, have some fun, and make sure to punch the biggest, strongest kid in the lunchroom to establish dominance, okay?”

“I’ll deck them right in the face!” King promised, pumping his little fist.

Eda wiped away a tear that was leaking from her eye, looking forward to the inevitable trip to Bump’s office in the future, “You make me so proud, son.”

As King prepared to leave for his first day of school, he completely missed the large figure leaving a message with Hooty before walking off into the distance. The Bird Tube lasted a whole five seconds before devouring the letter, as well as the insect that had landed on top of it.

Notes:

Okay, so, this was heavily inspired by a picture of King in a Hexside uniform, set after he learned his fus-ro-dah ability in KKKOHD. I couldn’t find the image, even after like, twenty minutes of searching, but it exists out there somewhere. If you see it, let me know the name of the artist.

I of course wanted to set up King’s ability, but since Eda already has Harpy mode, and Lumity already exists here, that means the rest of KKKOHD just couldn’t be adapted. So I took a bit of the setup, and turned it into a Momma Eda moment with her demon child.

Chapter 27: Blood of the Titan

Notes:

And here we are at Eclipse Lake. I love this episode….’s fight scene at the end! And the Lumity stuff. So much.

Okay, I’ll admit, Eclipse Lake is just an okay episode to me, and before you boo and throw stuff, at least let me explain. First off, despite the mission being for Luz’s Titan’s Blood, Eda is probably at her goofiest. I felt she could have taken the situation a little more seriously. She’s riding high on an ability she can’t even turn off and on at will yet, I get it, but still, I think she acts more like Luz would trying to activate her harpy abilities. King I can excuse, because he’s always silly. The second reason is Hunter’s redemption arc. I knew he wasn’t going to turn this episode, because every redemption arc needs to have a moment where the good and bad guy have a heart to heart, it looks like they'll turn, then they don’t. It’s just part of the same repetitive cycle that makes me dislike redemption arcs. Dana did not do a bad job with it, it’s just, again, my personal preference and mostly being burned out on redemption arcs.

At least the fight that followed it was amazing, and is probably my second favorite fight after the Eda and Lilith battle on the bridge.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Deep under the castle, below the heart of the Titan, was a secret chamber. One that Hunter had been inside many times, but this time it was different. This time, he had snuck in to watch his Uncle work.

Belos had long wanted a working portal door. He’d tried many different attempts over the years, each a catastrophic failure in their own right. He’d drained nearly the entirety of Eclipse Lake decades ago using the Titan’s Blood there to fuel his experiments, and now only the barest of puddles had remained. He was still without a door, but that didn’t mean there wasn’t work to be done for the Day of Unity.

A large device filled the center of the chamber, a circular ring with wings, where, once he’d laid claim to a working portal, would house a door between dimensions. The door was a separate entity, with this gateway needing its own calibrations for it to function properly. Everything was seemingly in place, but without a door he couldn’t properly test his creation, which was a mounting frustration.

The Emperor tightened a bolt down, only to drop his wrench as a coughing fit overtook him. He’d need to confiscate more of his Coven’s palismans at this rate. Not an easy task with how low recruitment had been lately.

His concentration was broken at the sound of his nephew, who he’d known was watching this whole time. Holding back a frustrated sigh, he got back onto his feet, to his full height and called out, “Are you curious to see how this works, Hunter?”

The boy stumbled out of his hiding place, bowing his head sheepishly, “I didn’t mean to hide, Emperor Belos.”

Belos ran his hands over the ring he’d constructed, and beckoned Hunter closer, “Every piece is in place, but without a portal, it might as well be a decorative piece to put on display in the throne room, wouldn’t you say?”

Hunter was caught between nodding to agree with his uncle, and shaking his head, so as to not insult the man’s work. He wasn’t sure which was the correct response. Belos’ lips formed a thin line, growing impatient with the teenager, “Why is it that you have come here, my dear nephew?”

Hunter gulped, “The operation at the Knee… why did you switch me out with Kikimora?”

Belos closed his eyes, and took a steady breath. Of course it would be about that. “Everyone has a use, Hunter. Kikimora has her intricate little plans. Not to mention she managed to capture the leader of the rebellion, Raine Whispers. She’s been working quite hard to make up for the loss of the battle at the Bat Queen’s forest.”

Hunter bit his lip at the mention of that defeat. Belos continued, “I needed someone I can rely on for such a task. Someone useful. I believe the Titan has big plans for you, and it would be such a hassle to find a replacement now. So, you can be useful by staying safe in the castle.”

The Emperor began to guide Hunter out of the room, the teenager sputtering, looking disappointed in himself. “I- Kiki hardly stopped the rebellion, Uncle. The Covens against the Throne are still out there, fighting against us just as hard, if not harder, since the capture of Whispers. I’m sure if you sent me on a mission, I could stop them, I can do better-“

“Cut off one head, and another will just grow in its place,” Belos said gently, “We will take care of the resistance eventually, when we can burn the entire thing to the ground. Until then, Kikimora’s victory deserved to be rewarded, and she got that. I’m sure you will not fail me in the future, but for now…”

He opened the door, gesturing for Hunter to take his leave. “Good night, Hunter.”


Luz clicked her pen anxiously, then readjusted the helmet on her head. It was something Amity called an “army” helmet, from back on her world, and was several sizes too big, but it filled the young girl with a sense of authority. “Hooty, what’s your status!”

The bird tube burst through a nearby window, sending shattered glass everywhere, “The perimeter’s secure! Nothing’s getting past me!”

“Very good!” She took a cookie from her pocket and tossed it to the house demon, who happily munched on it. “Now we just need to work on you not breaking the house. I’m worried this counts as some kind of self harm, or something.”

“I’ll work on it, Ma’am!” Hooty cried out in his usual tone of voice, ten octaves too loud.

As Luz passed over Hooty, who’d begun to clean up the mess and devouring the glass when no one was looking, Luz stepped into the kitchen, seeing Willow sitting at the table beside a few bags. “Willow! Thank you so much for coming over. I’m sorry to drag you away, I know things aren’t going so well for you right now.”

Willow let out a glum sigh, “It’s okay, Luz. Honestly, I needed the distraction…”

Luz frowned, biting her lip then opened her arms and offered the plant witch a hug. “You let me know if you need anything, okay, Wills?”

The girl snorted, her heart not entirely in it, but glad to have someone like Luz in her life to cheer her up, “That kind of goes counter to why I’m here. You need all the help you can get.”

Amity’s palisman passed by in that moment, chewing on a dead bug she had captured, “Ah, Ghost.” Luz smiled, scooping the cat up and placing her in Willow’s arms, “There, no one can be sad with a kitty. It’s impossible.”

Willow allowed herself a small smile, one that finally reached her eyes, “Thanks, Luz.”

“Anytime, girl!” Luz inspected the bags of supplies Willow had brought, then scratched that off her list. A few days ago, the day after the Gland Prix, news had reached Luz’s ears that one of Willow’s dad’s, Harvey, hadn’t come home. As a beloved member of his community, it of course had everyone in a bit of a panic, but it affected no one worse than Luz’s best friend. Willow hadn’t been dealing with her father’s disappearance well.

Eda watched as her daughter went around, ensuring everyone and everything was just right, welling up with guilt on the inside. She’d talked to Camila about Harvey’s husband, Gilbert, and if he knew what had happened in the forest, and Camila had ensured her that he knew, but was keeping Willow in the dark, at least until they could track down where the BATs and the CATs had been taken off to, or even if Harvey had been taken prisoner at all. Terra hadn’t hesitated to use lethal force once they knew who the leader of the group was, after all.

Eda prayed to the Titan Harvey was alright. Will-o-wisp sure didn’t deserve to lose a parent, and Harvey didn’t deserve to die just because the Emperor had his panties in a wad.

Luz checked in on Gus next, while Eda was going through her guilt trip. The boy and King were together, listening to some tunes from some old CDs Eda had found. She’d let the two kids go crazy with them, as long as Raine’s records were left untouched. Thankfully, Gus only seemed interested in her human music collection, which was on brand for the boy.

Luz checked off another mark, awfully structured for how she usually acted. Eda followed after Luz, swiping the clipboard she carried and took a look at the items listed, “What’s up with all of this stuff? I’d have expected you to be all about hanging with your girlfriend and feeding her homemade soup, or something, not… prepping battle plans like we’re going to be attacked at any minute.”

“Well, I was going to do those things,” Luz admitted, “But Amity was worried something would go wrong, so made an extensive list of all the things I should do while she’s out of commission, before she got too, you know, loopy.”

Eda lifted the page to reveal another extensive list that got more and more incoherent as it went on, eventually just divulging into doodles of Luz as a princess. What little Eda could make out were items like “make sure the mirror clone doesn’t try to attack anyone.”

Eda grimaced as she handed the clipboard back to Luz, “Are you sure she wasn’t already loopy when she wrote all of that? Half of it doesn’t even make sense.”

Before Luz could respond, a timer on her scroll went off, “Oh, time for a wellness check! Let’s go see how they’re all doing.”

Eda sighed, but joined Luz in heading up the stairs, passing by both of their rooms and to Edric and Emira’s room, cracking the door open and peeking in. Inside they were met by the insane ramblings of madmen, as all three Blight children were laid out, the twins in their beds, while Amity’s mattress had been moved temporarily to the middle of the floor.

“How are you guys doing?” Luz asked, voice full of false cheer and hesitation. The second they heard her voice, their mumbling stopped, and all eyes were on Luz and Eda, creeping the pair out.

“I think I can see my bones through my skin,” Emira spoke in awe, looking at her hands and arms with her mouth hanging open.

Edric has his eyes transfixed on the ceiling, “It’s watching me. The house is watching me. But I- I won’t let it win, it’ll blink first.” Contrary to his words, he blinked several times during his sentence, too zoned out to notice.

Amity was busy drawing up more pictures and lists of things for Luz to do, humming to herself cheerfully despite the bags under her eyes. When she spotted them in the doorway, she waved Luz over, the girl doing as her girlfriend asked, and was handed a handful of papers. “Uh, thanks, Amity.”

Luz added them to her clipboard, looking to her mother who mouthed the words “loopy” at her. Luz couldn’t argue that Amity wasn’t all there anymore.

Eda straightened up and crossed her arms, “I’d hate to admit it, but it probably was a good idea to have a few other people on hand. The common mold isn’t much of a big deal normally, but get a whole group together who have it and…” She shivered, unable to complete her sentence.

“Do you think they’ll be okay? I mean, they’re human, so maybe it won't affect them too badly? Luz asked hopefully.

A passing bird tweeted, alerting the occupants of the room to its presence. Immediately afterward, Edric fell out of his bed, scrambling to the window to open it up, “I’m a little birds, gotta flap my wings and fly!” He sing-songed, barely being stopped in time by Eda and Luz, who clamped their arms around him and dragged him back into the room.

“Bad Edric! No flying!” Luz scolded.

“But I wanna be like the bird lady!” Edric pouted, looking put off as Eda guided him back to bed, and Luz locked the window down tightly with a spell.

“Alright, maybe having a list of stuff to do to keep them safe isn’t so bad an idea,” Eda admitted, tucking the sick teen boy back under his blankets. “I really hope this isn’t a full day of nothing but us trying to keep them from killing themselves.”

Eda had hardly finished her task when the Echo mouse, who was beside Edric’s bed in a glass cage, lit up, shining its light upon the walls for everyone to see. The entry it read back had to do with a place called Eclipse Lake, and the Titan’s Blood there. How with nothing but the blood and a little water, it could make a temporary portal to another world, and that was how Philip had arrived on the isles.

No sooner had it finished playing back, did all three Blights try to go for the door. Well, Amity and Emira did, Edric tried to throw himself out of the still locked window again. Panicked, Eda went after Edric while Luz did everything she could to keep the sisters inside, “Gus! Willow! A little help, please!”

“We- we need to get… we need to get the door so we can… what were we going to use it for again?” Emira uttered out feverishly.

“Home!” Edric wailed, slamming his clammy palms against the glass of the window, “I want to go home!”

“Gotta send them away…” Amity muttered miserably, “Twins always in my hair. Don’t wanna share a room anymore.”

The sound of footsteps racing up the stairs rumbled throughout the house as Luz’s friends came to her aid, each of them grabbing one of the human girls and forcing them back into their beds. Their bodies were hot and sweaty, each of the humans panting for air as if they were deprived of it, still fighting against the witches just trying to help them.

“Alright, alright already!” Eda shouted, firmly pressing Edric down against his mattress, “If we go and get your stupid Titan’s Blood, will you all calm down?”

At once the three stopped fighting, falling into fatigue, bodies becoming like limp noodles. “You’d really do that?” Edric said, voice filled with emotion.

It took everything in the harpy woman to remind herself that the boy was incredibly sick, and so she shouldn’t roll her eyes at him so hard they rolled out of her sockets. “Yeah, sure. Fine.” She said firmly, clearly not happy about any of this.

“You mean it?” Emira’s weak voice drifted over from her own bed, where Willow had her tied up in vines so she couldn’t escape.

“Yes,” Eda gritted out through her teeth, “I’ll go right now, if you all be good boys and girls.”

All three sick children happily sighed, giving Eda the creeps. With that handled, she ushered everyone out of the room, turning off the light behind her and giving out an order, “Now, get some sleep. You’ll feel better when you wake up.”

She turned back to the healthy children around her, each looking unsure about Eda leaving. The Owl Lady scowled, “What?”

“Do you think it’s for the best that you go today?” Gus asked gently, not wanting to irritate the harpy anymore than she was.

“Yeah, they already seem to be pretty in sync with each other…” Willow uttered ominously.

Eda gave a frustrated sigh over their worry, “They’ll be fine. Sure, the mold can be a lot more dangerous the more people have it, but they’re not going to overpower you or anything. You’re witches, and they’re humans who aren't in their right minds. As long as they don’t get too upset, things should go buttery smooth.”

Eda marched past them and to her bedroom, searching through her things to find anything that would keep her warm on the Knee, where Eclipse Lake was said to be located. Unfortunately, between her growth spurt, and having fed many of her clothing she wasn’t absolutely attached to to Hooty for the house expansion ritual when she’d still had the body of the Owl Beast, her closet was looking pretty bare. With a scowl, she grabbed a scarf and wrapped it around her neck, hoping her feathers would help fight back the chill.

As Eda stepped out of her room, Luz came out of her own room at such a speed she ended up sliding and slamming into the opposite wall, making a picture frame rattle and fall to the floor. Luz was dressed in her winter clothes, a thick jacket thrown over her lanky frame, making Eda cock an eyebrow, “Where do you think you’re going?”

“With you!” Luz exclaimed, wrestling to put one of her snow boots on while hopping up and down on one foot.

“Don’t you want to stay here and take care of your ‘awesome girlfriend’ or something?” Eda asked, trying not to gag as she said the words.

“I do, I really do, but this way, it will go way faster!” Luz slipped her other boot on, then beamed up at her mother with a knowing look, “Besides, I’ve been wanting to ask you about some stuff…”

Eda paled, then whistled, “King, you’re coming with us. We’ll make it a family trip!”

That didn’t make anyone happy, Luz frowning that she wouldn’t get her Mom alone, King disgruntled about having to be in the cold, and Gus and Willow exchanging nervous glances.

Willow, ever the Mom friend with the brain cell, stepped forward, “Are you sure that’s a good idea? We have no idea what will happen, and we might need the backup. Honestly, I think no one should go yet, and we should wait until those three are better-“

“They’ll just keep throwing tantrums until we do, and we need to keep them calm,” Eda cut Willow off.

“Can’t you just lie to them and say you went already? They’re really out of it, I’m sure they’ll buy it!” Gus insisted quietly, casting nervous glances at the door.

Eda rolled her eyes, “Come on, it's not like this will take all nigh- no, wait, it probably will. But I’ll be in and out.”

“We’ll be in and out!” Luz insisted, lifting King up into her arms, the little demon kicking his legs as her arms wrapped around his belly.

Eda herded the teens downstairs, fingering a book on her shelf then pulling it out, “Here, this has everything you could want to know about the common mold.” She said, pulling a book on sicknesses out and finding the proper page.

“Eda, we know about the common mold. Everyone gets it. What I wanna know is, shouldn’t we be, I dunno, separating them? Willow and I could take one of the twins to our places each.” Gus said, ignoring the book.

Eda poked his forehead, “And if you knew everything about the common mold, you’d know that wouldn’t work. They’ll be fine!”

Eda set the open book on the coffee table, gesturing for Luz and King to join her outside. On the top of the page, in big bold words, was: “Agaricus rhinitis, otherwise known as the common mold, is a simple and benign disease that ravages the mind as it does the body. Relatively harmless in one host, but grows more dangerous with the more infected, as the spores link and communicate between their hosts. Once infected, the spores can communicate over vast distances, and will do anything to keep the host safe until the gestation period has ended.

The threat level depends upon how many hosts have been infected, and how much danger they perceive themselves to be in, as the mold becomes more intelligent the more minds it links. Keep the ill in dark, calming places for a day or two until the sickness passes.”


The noise of the mining site was extensive, loud enough a magic soundproof bubble had to be kept up at all times to keep an avalanche from happening deeper in the mountains and burying them all, but even the idea of suffocating under the snow wasn’t going to stop Kikimora, who eagerly prodded her troops to keep digging deeper.

Old mining equipment roared to life, not having been used in decades, blasting at the petrified stone flesh that made up the Titan’s knee. Kikimora rubbed her hands together as she watched the hole get bigger and bigger, “Come, my scouts, dig faster! Deeper!”

Guard Captain Wollf hunched down and placed a hand on her leader’s shoulder, “Kikimora, the tunnels below are incredibly unstable. Maybe we should slow down?”

The hand was smacked away, “No! Never! We keep digging! This mission is a boon from the Emperor himself, and I will fulfill it! You should have seen the Golden Guard’s face when I took it right out from under his nose!”

She cackled gleefully to herself, then stopped, sneering, “Not that I got to see his face, with his stupid mask always on.”

Wollf tried not to take offense to that statement as she lifted a hand to her own mask. “If the Emperor has so much faith in you, maybe we should slow our pace and ensure this gets done properly? Ma’am?”

Kikimora grabbed the Guard Captain by the collar, “And give the Guard a chance to steal my glory? You don’t know him like I do, he might already be here, in disguise, waiting for the chance to take what is rightfully mine!”

Wollf conceded, holding her hands up until Kikimora released her grip on her collar and allowed her to stand back up. Kiki turned and left, shouting orders to another batch of scouts while Wollf’s shoulders slumped. Behind her another guard walked by, patting her back encouragingly, “Don’t worry, some day, she’ll see that you’ve always been there for her, and have so much to offer.”

Wollf growled like her namesake, “I don’t remember asking you anything, Steve. Why don’t you go back to simping for that traitor?”

Steve slumped, walking off in dejection, “I was only trying to help…”

Behind a tree nearby, Hunter gulped. Kikimora had already seen through his plan, and he hadn’t even started it yet. Here he was, outside of the castle walls, dressed in a standard scout uniform, ready to sneak into the mining facility so he could steal the Titan’s Blood under her nose, and she’d figured it out before he could put the silver mask on over his face.

He took off the mask, looking at his reflection in the polished surface, and frowned. This was a bust. He’d need to rethink this. Unfortunately, he didn’t get the chance, a series of tweets sounding above his head as the same palisman who’d been following him lately had decided to show up. “Shoo! You’ll ruin the disguise! Coven Scouts can’t have Palismans anymore. The Emperor confiscates them to… make up for the lack of his own supply.”

The bird cocked his head curiously, but Hunter didn’t have the heart to explain why his Uncle needed so many palismans. He’d never questioned the morality of it before now, but seeing as this palisman seemed to have claimed him, he wanted to keep him safe from what was happening to the others.

“Come on, we need to find another way in before we get spotted.” Hunter got up from behind the tree, brushing the snow off of him while resisting the chill that ran down his body. These uniforms weren’t exactly great, but he’d faced worse. Like that time he’d been stranded on the Knee and had to survive when he was in basic training. Those were good times, an utter classic.

At the same time as Hunter was looking for a new way in, Eda, Luz and King were landing. The Owl Lady flew on her own set of wings, touching down gently with her taloned feet, while Luz and King rode Owlbert. Eda shivered, neither her, nor the Owlbeast happy to be out in the cold, but at least the feathers were doing their job. She’d make sure to eat some rats or something when she got back home to keep the beast inside happy.

“So, Mom, I’ve been meaning to ask-“ Eda had been hoping that between the mission and King being there, Luz wouldn’t start asking questions. Eda didn’t have any answers she was ready to give.

Instead, Eda forced a grin, “What was that, Luz? I can’t hear you over this howling wind!”

Luz looked perplexed, seeing as there was hardly even a breeze right now. “Uh, are you okay, Mom?”

“Let’s just get this over with…” Eda grumbled. It figures the weather wouldn’t be as poor as the last time they were here.

King bounded around on all fours, inspecting some old mining equipment, “What’s up with all this stuff, anyway?”

“It’s mining gear.” Eda explained, eager to latch on to any other conversation right now and taking a closer look herself, “Titan’s Blood is one of, if not the most powerful source of magic on the isles. Used to be considered pretty sacred stuff, only mined for rituals and the like, but that all changed when Belos took charge and began mining it all for himself. That old bastard used a lot of it up in the early days, and now there isn’t a whole lot left.”

“How’d he use it, anyway?” Luz asked curiously, not having heard much about Titan’s Blood. Eda couldn’t blame her, the mining operation had been shut down longer than Luz had been alive.

“Carelessly. A lot of the blood had crystallized since the Titan died, and those crystals were given as gifts to Belos’ supporters. Of course those supporters would use it, draining it of its ability, until all that was left was a hunk of pretty rock.” Eda explained. “Some say Belos used it to power a lot of his experiments, but well, you’d have to ask someone like your Aunt Lily for the truth about that. Of course, he can’t use all of it. There are trace amounts everywhere that can’t really be mined.”

“There are?” King looked under his feet, as if he just expected to find Titan’s Blood under them.

“Yeah, there are trace elements of it in stuff like what makes up abomination goo. It’s where that purple color comes from.” Eda grinned, “There might be as much as a full drop of the stuff in that flask your girlfriend stole, but extracting it is basically impossible. You need to get it from the source, or it's useless.”

“If Belos mined all of the Titan’s Blood years ago, there probably isn’t much left here at all, is there?” Luz frowned, thinking about the twins.

Eda nodded, “Yeah, if it’s gone, it’s gone. Like I said, Belos used it carelessly. He must be pretty desperate if he’s sent troops here, looking for the barest hints of what he might have missed…”

It was at this time both Eda and Hunter’s paths crossed, though not willingly on either end. Upon spotting the three below, Hunter had planned to follow them inside the mines, but the Red Cardinal that followed him had other ideas, tugging on his cowl until he lost his balance and fell face first into the snow at the Owl Lady’s feet.

No sooner had Hunter landed did he have the Owl Lady glaring down at him, her palisman pointed at his head, while her daughter had a spell circle cast, ready to fire, and the demon looked ready to scratch his eyes out if he twitched the wrong way. The Owl Lady prodded him with the staff, “Don’t call for help, and we’ll make this easy for you.”

Hunter slowly raised his hands, realizing this might be his way in. If he let them capture him, while they thought he was a nobody scout, he could easily escape later! “I, nothing more than a humble scout, do surrender!”

King lowered his paws, almost disappointed he didn’t get to punch their hostage in the face, “That was easy…”

Eda narrowed her eyes, “Too easy. I think I recognize that voice… That annoying, grating voice…”

“My voice isn’t annoying!” Hunter protested, but realized the jig was up and tried to take off. The snow underneath him protested his departure, turning into shackles of ice and wrapping around his ankles, making him fall on his face once again, this time the mask falling off and revealing his face.

Luz walked around his body and took a look, “Yup, that’s the Golden Guard!”

Hunter spat a bit of snow that had ended up in his mouth, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’d- I mean, the Golden Guard never shows his face to anyone!”

“I saw it before I clubbed you over the head in the Bat Queen’s forest.” Luz answered simply.

Hunter’s eyes bulged out of his head in indignation, “That was you?! I knew I didn’t lose to that human!”

“Hey, that human is my girlfriend, and she was kicking your butt!” Luz pointed down at him, voice raised.

“That’s enough for now Luz. Let’s just tie him up for now,” Eda quieted her daughter, and within a few moments they had the Golden Guard bound, Eda carrying him under one arm as if he were as light as a sack of potatoes. “You’re kinda scrawny, kid.”

Hunter could only groan, and pray to the Titan that he’d have the chance to escape.

The group searched around the area for a little bit, Eda looking for a secret entrance that wouldn’t alert the rest of the coven guards to their location. “I know it’s here somewhere…”

“How could you possibly know where a secret entrance is?” Hunter asked, feeling snarky if he was going to be treated like this anyway.

“I snuck in here once or twice, looking for Titan’s Blood on my own. Hoped the boost in magic would help me overcome the curse back in my late teens.” Eda answered.

“Ah, the ancient times,” Luz nodded sagely, earning a cackle from King.

Eda ignored Luz, speaking over her and King’s laughter, “Anyway, that didn’t work. Never found the stuff, and didn’t exactly have the mining equipment either. Ah, here we are.”

Eda ran a hand over a wall of thick ice, “Seems it got frozen over since last I’d been here. That’s why I couldn’t find it!”

Hunter was set aside, once again feeling like he was little more than a sack to the harpy woman, who reared back and rammed her body into the wall with a “Hoot!” The ice shattered against her body with ease, clearing the way through, and just as quickly as he was set down, Hunter was scooped back up and tossed over Eda’s shoulder.

“This is demeaning.” He deadpanned.

“Which is exactly why I’m doing it!” The Owl Lady replied cheerfully, stepping into the cavern.

Luz and King admired the hole for a moment, oohing and awing at Eda’s strength. “Seriously, when can I unlock harpy mode?” Luz asked, bounding after her mother.

“When you’ve accepted your inner Owlbeast, not as a curse, but as someone who doesn’t wanna be there anymore than you do. Find an inner balance between you. Like roommates, forced to stick with each other due to economic circumstances.” Eda replied, taking a step closer to one of the mining drills her eyes landed on when she’d entered.

“Ooh! Instead of something boring like that, maybe if we put you in danger you’ll be able to do it!” King suggested, hoping on top of a nearby piece of mining equipment.

Luz, who had seemed bummed about her Mom’s idea, brightened over King’s, “Yeah! That could work! What could it hurt to try?”

Eda didn’t think they’d actually be dumb enough to try it, sarcastically replying, “You-” Before she realized that yes, they were dumb enough to try it as the drilling laser activated, preparing to send out a blast. Her and Hunter both yelled out “Wait, don’t-!

Too late to stop it, the beam activated. Eda tossed Hunter aside and dove, forcing Luz to the ground and covering her with her body. The beam shot out, ricocheting around the covers, bouncing off the walls with no signs of stopping, until it hit the ice between Hunter’s legs, too close for comfort.

“You idiots! This isn’t some regularly old cave we’re standing in! We’re inside the Titan’s veins! Any magic you cast with bounce right back!” Hunter shouted, realizing he truly was surrounded by idiots. He turned to Eda, giving her a look, “Surprised you’d know that, though.”

“I didn’t!” Eda insisted, “I just didn’t want my kid to have her face melted off!”

She gave him a look like he was the idiot among them, then turned to Luz, “No more of that! Listen to what I say instead of throwing yourself into needless danger! You could have gotten really hurt, or put this entire mission in jeopardy.”

Luz shrunk in on herself, knowing she had earned that scolding, “Sorry, Mom.”

“And you!” Eda turned to King, “No shooting you sister with mining lasers without my permission!”

“Sorry Mom.” King echoed, quickly getting off the machine.

Eda sighed, “Look, I get it, you’re impatient and you want to look cool. In another life, I’d probably have done the same thing. So instead of thinking like me, think like your Mama, and know that would be reckless and stupid, okay?”

Both children nodded their heads, which they kept low. Luz peeked up at the mention of Camila and raised a finger, “Speaking of Mama-“

“Let’s get out of here, we have a maze to get through before the Emperor’s coven does, if we want to see if there is any Titan’s Blood left!” Eda said quickly, striding forth on her long legs towards the cavern’s exit.

“Hey, aren’t you forgetting something!” Hunter called from the floor, unable to get up from where he’d been thrown to the floor without the use of his hands.


Back at the Owl House, Willow and Gus sat nervously on the sofa, keeping their ears open as they listened for any sign that something was wrong in the room above them. The silence was seemingly getting to Gus, who was rocking back and forth in his seat. “Are you sure we can’t listen to that underground Korean Hip-hop? Just to kill the time?”

Willow shook her head, expression serious, “Maybe if it was just one of them, but I’d rather not get overpowered while my back is turned and my ears are covered.”

“You’re being too paranoid! Besides, only one of us has to listen for them. I could listen to the music, while you’re on lookout.” Gus suggested, almost desperately.

“And miss out on this thrilling conversation?” Willow’s voice was set in a deadpan tone, and Gus quickly fell back into silence.

At least for a minute or two, “I wonder what Hooty is doing?”

Willow sighed, “You must really be desperate if you’re wondering what Hooty is up to. Fine.”

Gus stood from his seat, victory plastered onto his youthful face, and he ran for the door, opening it to see Hooty had the music player with the headphones on, jamming to… the CD case beside it said Whale noises, which didn’t seem particularly harmonious to Gus. The bird tube was so entranced he didn’t even notice the door had opened, bobbing his head to the sounds of whales and completely oblivious to the witch beside him.

With a groan, Gus shut the door again, joining Willow back on the sofa. “This is taking forever for them to get back.”

“Gus, it hasn’t even been an hour yet,” Willow reminded, looking up at the clock.

“Foreeeever!” Gus slouched in his spot, looking miserable.

Willow let out a breathe through her nose, trying to remain patient. Finally, she settled on a compromise, “How about we put something on the Crystal Ball, then? See if there is a movie or something we can watch?”

“Oh boy!” Gus exclaimed, sitting up in his seat while Willow prepared the ball, browsing through the channels available.

“What do you want to see?” Willow asked, not too picky herself.

“I dunno! Maybe… something horror related?” Gus suggested, conjuroring up a bowl of illusionary popcorn for the two of them to pretend to eat together.

Willow looked at him over her glasses, “You really think that’s wise, Gus?”

The boy shrugged, “I’m twelve, age comes with wisdom. You tell me.”

Willow let out a long suffering sigh, “Fine, a horror movie it is.”


Getting through the mines was as confusing as navigating an actual set of veins would be. There were many paths, but only one led to where they needed to go. Eclipse Lake was at the very top of the Knee, at the peak of the petrified Femoral Artery that ran under the kneecap, so sticking to the largest path should get them there. Unfortunately, due to the age of the caverns and the haphazardous mining operation from decades back, there had been plenty of cave ins, meaning alternative paths needed to be navigated.

The quartet of Eda, Luz, King and Hunter made their way through these tunnels, Hunter now on his own feet, but tied to Luz so he couldn’t wander away, all of them doing their best to avoid the Emperor’s scouts. It seemed that while Eda had found her own way in, Kikimora had successfully blasted through her own makeshift entrance.

“You know, I heard about what you did in the forest,” Eda said quietly, carefully to keep her voice from echoing down the cave walls. “Heard you waited until Amity’s back was turned to try and stab at it. Didn’t think you’d be such a dishonorable coward, but, well, that’s the Emperor’s Coven for you.”

“She would have done the same to me,” Hunter defended himself. “She’s a low class criminal, why shouldn’t I be prepared to double cross her first?”

“Because she saved your life?” Luz hissed, “And Amity is far from low class! She’s way classier than someone like you could hope to be.”

“Yup, saved your life, and you stabbed her in the back the moment you could. Not exactly selling yourself here, buddy.” King shook his head, letting his disapproval be known.

Hunter opened his mouth to argue, but clamped it shut when he heard voices nearby, specifically Kikimora’s. “Shhh!”

“Do you hear that?” Kikimora’s voice rang out, “That is the sound of no Golden Guard! I think I really did it, I’ve beaten him! I’m the Emperor’s favorite! I can practically taste the promotions now!”

“Congratulations, Ma’am,” Wollf replied, standing tall, “But perhaps we should keep our voices down? This area is dangerous, and if we’re not careful we’ll cause a cave in.”

“You’re too worried! We’ll make it! I can smell that Titan’s Blood, see it in my mind's eye! We’re so close, we have to keep going, no matter the danger! Don’t you dare slow me down, Guard Captain, or I’ll feed you to the… wolves!” Kikimora let out an unhinged cackling, racing ahead of her Scouts, much to Guard Captain Wollf’s protests.

“Why do I even bother, she’ll never notice me…” The dejected guard cried, picking up her pace to try and keep her superior in line.

“This doesn’t look good,” Luz frowned, “They’re all on the right path ahead of us, and we should be getting close. At this rate, they’ll make it before we do.”

Hunter had other issues on his mind, “My mask! Where’s my mask? The silver one you caught me with?”

“Why do you care?” King asked, “I say we use Goldie over her as a hostage to keep the guards at bay until we can get what we need!”

“I care because, if you recall, Kikimora tried to kill me in the forest!” Hunter tried not to scream. “If she sees me with you, she won’t hesitate to take her shot, especially when I can’t fight back.”

“Damn, so our only hostage is useless.” Eda groaned. “Figures, you’re not good for much, are you?”

That surprisingly shut the teenager up, his mouth in a tight lipped frown. Eda gave the teen a shove, pushing him towards Luz, “Alright, here’s the deal. I’ll take Owlbert and make some noise, fight a few guards, have a bit of fun. Luz, King, you take our favorite guard here with you, and try to keep him from dying.”

King whined, “Do we have too?”

“Why bother even taking me? You said it yourself, I’m useless.” Hunter bemoaned, eyes downcast.

“I’d cut you free and send you on your way, except that you’d just gun for the Titan’s Blood yourself. And as much as I don’t like you, I’m not having a kid’s blood on my hands, either, so I’m not using you as bait for Tiny and Mean down there.” Eda explained. “Luz can keep an eye on you, and King is petty enough to take out his aggression on you if you try anything.”

“Hey, I can do that too!” Luz protested, hunching over and trying to look tough, “I’m full of teen angst and anger!”

All of them, Hunter included, snorted, making the witchling pout. Eda recovered, shushing the others, “Alright, I’m going out now. When you see your chance, take it and go.”

Without another word, Eda spread her wings and took down the same shaft Kikimora had gone down, Owlbert gripped in her talons. Luz nudged Hunter along, the two trailing after in the shadows and waiting for the chance to sneak by while the Guards were distracted.

“So, once she’s gone, I guess we can take the Titan’s Blood for ourselves then, huh?” Hunter said smoothly, as if Eda wasn’t going to come back.

“My Mom isn’t going to be gone. And just because we’re a team now doesn’t mean you’re getting any, for whatever you need it for.” Luz corrected, while King scouted ahead.

Hunter kept his face even, “Don’t play coy, we both know what we need it for. You’re making a portal. We both have a stake in this, unlike your rat or the criminal.”

“I’m not sure what steaks have to do with anything, but you won’t distract me with food,” Luz put her foot down, tugging on the rope that kept Hunter bound, pulling him forward.

Hunter scowled, “I mean, you need a door for your little girlfriend, right? Can’t afford to disappoint her, can you? I certainly can’t disappoint the Emperor, either. Neither of us can afford to fail, because there is nothing worse than disappointing someone who thinks you’re special.”

Luz looked at him with pity in her eyes, “It’s not like that at all. Amity doesn’t need a portal, but her siblings do. I volunteered to do this, and I know, even if I come back empty handed, even if they’re disappointed they won’t have the Titan’s Blood, they won’t be disappointed in me for not being able to get it for them. We’ll find another way, like we always do, and we’ll do it together.”

Hunter flinched as if physically struck by her words, and turned his head away. Luz stopped in her tracks to inspect him, “Hey, are you okay?”

“I’m fine,” Hunter muttered out, his tone bitter, then marched on his legs forward, intent on finding the lake even if he had to leave his captor in the dust.


Up in the twin’s shared bedroom, Amity laid in the dark, squinting through the blackness of the room in an attempt to make out the drawings she planned to give Luz once she came to check in on her again. She hadn’t been happy with the last check in, it had just been Willow and Gus, and had chucked one of her pens at them for the crime of not being Luz, which they rightfully deserved.

Taking her finished papers in her hands, she rolled on her back, clutching them tightly to her chest, unknowing or uncaring that they were being crumpled and torn as she squeezed them to herself.

The dark was interrupted by the Echo Mouse’s eyes lighting up, making all three Blight’s wince, covering their eyes as the sudden burst of illumination stung. On the wall, Philip’s journal began to narrate itself, as it always did.

“My journey to Eclipse Lake has been a success, and yet a tragic failure. The tunnels were filled with a substance known as Fool's blood, signifying a decaying vein. I was lucky to get out alive, my companions... were not.”

Amity’s fuzzy mind struggled to comprehend what was being said, and wrestled even harder with its meaning, before her eyes widened. From their beds, Ed and Em gasped, coming to the same conclusion as their sister. Amity flailed around in her bed, grabbing her pen and paper to write Luz a message, but somewhere in her illness addled mind, she realized that wouldn’t go through. Instead, she reached for her scroll, typing frantically and hitting send.

Amity squinted at the message she’d sent, making sure it covered everything, only to groan when the scroll sent her back a message saying it couldn’t get the message to Luz’s scroll, because of Luz’s poor signal.

Amity kicked off her blankets, crawling out of her bed. As she did so, Edric and Emira joined her, stiffly following every move their sister made as if it were their own. “Gus? Willow?” The three cried out together, reaching for the knob.

Downstairs, Gus was regretting his decision to watch a horror movie, wherein the undead came back to life to hunt down the living. The boy spasmed and held himself as he looked at the crystal ball with eyes covered by his open fingered hands, while Willow sipped loudly from her drink, looking unimpressed with the show of gore.

“I don’t know what you’re so afraid of, Gus.” Willow said, setting her cup aside, “Zombies like this would be way too weak and decomposed to do any real harm. They’re muscles would be too decayed to stand up after rotting this much! See, the director had to use strings to puppeteer the corpses he animated back to life. It’s a fairly common trick in the film industry down near the Pelvis. Movie magic and all that.”

“I don’t care, it’s really gross,” Gus responded, turning a little green at the sight.

“Then maybe we should just turn it off?” Willow suggested, and Gus looked torn between wanting to agree, and wanting to prove his manliness by powering through it.

Any answer he could have come up with was drowned out by the sounds of his name being called, “Guuuuus…”

“What is it, Willow?” Gus asked, but the girl looked confused.

“I didn’t say anything…” She responded, brow furrowed.

“Willloooow!” Both kids turned to look to their right, up the stairs, where the Blight siblings could be found descended, arms outstretched and moaning, making clawing motions with their hands.

Both friends screamed and clung to each other, Willow quickly spinning a spell circle to bring one of Eda’s potted plants to life and bar the way. The plant parked itself at the first step, then outstretched its roots, keeping the three from getting to them. At least until Amity grabbed onto one of the roots and began biting down on them, tearing through them with her teeth.

“Willow, what do we do?! They’re totally zombified!” Gus cried, tugging on Willow’s shirt as Ed and Em joined their sister and started making their way through the plant.

“I- I don’t know, Gus!” Willow admitted, cowering away from the stairs. “We need to hide!”

“Basement!” They both shouted together, racing for the basement door, opening and slamming it shut behind them, clicking the lock.


Eda was providing quite the distraction, zooming past the Emperors Coven's spells and disrupting their forces, blasting plenty of the troops back with Owlbert. They were all so distracted that Luz, King and Hunter were able to sneak by, almost entirely undetected, minus a guard or two that Luz quickly shut up with a spell to the face. They hid behind old mining carts and machines, moving quickly from place to place under cover, until they reached the end of the tunnel ahead of Kikimora.

Luz silently waved at her mother, signaling they were through, and with a grin and a flourish of spells from Owlbert, Eda swooped through the tunnel and over the guard’s heads to join them, landing on her feet.

“Well, that was a blast and a half!” Eda cackled like the witch she was as they ran further down the cavern. “If we’re lucky, we’ll just need to go down this path, and then we’ll be home free! Eclipse Lake, here we come!”

King skidded to a halt, looking at a vein of bulbous, purple rocks that seemed to grow from the Earth, “Wait, is this the stuff?”

Eda looked it over, then grinned, “I think it just might be!”

Luz frowned, “I thought Eclipse Lake was further up, and would be, you know, a lake?”

Eda waved her off, “Psh, don’t take the name too literally. If this is what we came looking for, we might as well grab it and split.”

King was pulling at one of the bulbous crystals, trying to pull it free, while Eda started banging on it with her staff, trying to dislodge a particularly large stone. Hunter stared at them, mouth open and aghast, “Stop! That’s Fool’s blood! If it breaks, you’ll kill us all!”

Eda stopped long enough to look back at the teen, cocking a brow, “And how am I supposed to believe that when you’ve made it clear this is what you’re after as well?”

Eda raised her staff again, Luz worriedly looking back and forth between the two, “Wait, Mom, what if he’s telling the truth?”

Eda sighed, lowering her palisman, “Can you give me one good reason why he wouldn’t be lying?”

Luz pursed her lips, but couldn’t answer. Eda gestured with her hands as if to say ’I told you so,’ then turned back, “You’re entirely too trusting, Luz. I love you, but we need to work on that.”

Before Eda could bring her staff down again, the sound of footsteps caught up to them, Kikimora looking furious and backed by half a dozen guards, “Stop them! And… The Golden Guard? Double stop them!”

Eda’s staff went to better use in that instant, batting the spells being flung at her back at their casters, while Luz took cover behind some rocks and fired her own spells back. King sucked in a breath, and let out a mighty roar, which knocked a few of the guards off their feet, but didn’t keep them down. Hunter did his best to keep his head down, backing away from the fight as much as his rope would allow while still tied to Luz.

Kikimora spun her own circles, then noticed her surroundings, “Wait, stop, you idiots! That’s fool’s Blood, do you want to get us all kill-“

Too late, one of the spells Eda deflected with Owlbert was sent slamming into one of the crystallized bulbs, which began to fizzle and crack. The crack traveled upward, linking and shattering other bits of Fool’s blood, and the entire cavern started to shake.

King was knocked off his feet, Luz held onto dear life to a rock, and Eda plunged Owlbert into the ground and clung to him, while Hunter toppled over. A series of cracks spiderwebbed their way above them, sending rocks falling from above as the floor itself began to crack open. Eda reached out and snatched King, throwing him in Luz’s direction, just in time to dive herself as the ceiling came down above them, blocking Kikimora from going any further, and the Bad Girl coven from going back.

The bad news didn’t stop there, as the fissures continued to travel, bringing another set of rocks down, nearly crushing Luz and King. On the other side of the tunnel, another wall of crumbled stone blocked their path forward to Eclipse Lake, trapping Eda, Luz and King i between two walls of rubble.

“Guard!” Luz cried, realizing the rope tied to her waist had been snapped when the sharp rocks had fallen on top of it. She hurried to the stone wall, pulling back what she could, “Golden Guard guy, are you alive?!”

There was a bit of quiet, and for a moment Luz lost hope, her shoulders sinking. But a cough met her ears, then a voice, “Yeah, yeah, I’m… I think I’m okay. Nothing crushed me, at least.”

Luz peeked through the cracks to get a good look, and could see the Golden Guard on the other side, covered in dirt and rock dust. “That’s great news! Alright, we’ll dig our way out of here, and then together, we’ll go to Eclipse Lake, alright?”

Hunter didn’t reply, instead spotting a sharp, jagged rock in the pile that blocked the tunnel, and walked over, grinding and rubbing the ropes that bound him against it. Luz could see, and cheered him on, “Good idea! You get out of that rope, and you can help us get out of here even faster! Teamwork makes the dream work!”

“Luz…” Eda began, trying to get her daughter’s attention.

Luz watched as the teen freed himself, “I knew you could do it. Now, just start lifting some rocks, and, hey wait, where are you going?!”

Hunter turned his back on them, racing down the tunnel by himself, despite Luz’s protests, “And he’s going, leaving us to die, and he’s… gone. Yup, he’s gone.”

“Ugh,” King sighed, “The Emperor’s Coven is just the worst.

“Sorry to say it, kiddo,” Eda put a reassuring hand on Luz’s shoulder, “But we’ll get out of here eventually, and he’s got nowhere else to go with his only exit blocked. So he won’t get the blood.”

“I know, I just hoped we’d bonded enough for him to not stab us in the back,” Luz sighed, grabbing a stone and pulling it aside, wincing when that just made more stones fall into its place.

“It just gives us a chance to kick his butt properly,” Eda flashed a thumbs up, stepping beside Luz to help with the heavy lifting.

They continued to move the stone as best they could, without causing the rest of the tunnel to collapse on top of their heads. As time went by, the silence was starting to kill Luz, who had been burning to have this conversation with her mother for the past few days, “So, uh, Mom…”

Eda gave a tired sigh, “Really, Luz? Here of all places?”

Luz wasn’t afraid to admit that she was losing her temper, “Well, if you won’t talk to me about it while we’re trapped in a cave with literally nothing else to do besides move rocks, when will you talk to me about it?”

King looked awkwardly between the two, then gestured to the small hole they’d made with their progress, “I’ll, uh, just help dig from the other side. Call if you need me?”

He scurried through the tight hole, kicking his little legs until he was through. Eda exhaled, letting go a breath she hadn’t realized she was holding, then nodded, “Alright, fine, that’s… fair. I’m sorry, Luz. Go on.”

Luz opened her mouth, then closed it, choosing to take a moment to really ponder her next words. Finally, she settled on, “What’s going on with you and Mama?”

Eda bit her lip, an action she hid by turning her back to Luz to pick up another rock, “What do you mean?”

“I mean,” Luz grunted, pushing a particularly large boulder aside, “That you two have been closer lately. You hung out for a week, spending almost every day together, and then after the Gland Prix she even stayed over for the night. She has never stayed over, ever, not since you two… I just, I can’t be seeing things, right?”

The unspoken sound of Luz begging her mother to tell her, please tell her she was right buzzed in the cavern, and Eda shook her head. After a moment to collect herself, Eda responded, “I… Luz, I can honestly say I don’t know what’s going on between us right now. It’s confusing, and you probably think I’ve been avoiding the question because I don’t want to get your hopes up, but…”

Eda parked herself onto one of the rocks, hunching over, “The truth is I’m trying not to get my own hopes up.”

Luz blinked, then took the rock next to her mother’s. “Really? Have you guys… talked about it, or anything?”

Eda shook her head, “Not so much in words, no.”

Luz patted her Mom’s shoulder, “Then why don’t you? I’m sure if you just make some time, and talk things out together, things could have a chance to work out again.”

Eda shook her head, “Luz, this isn’t something that can be fixed so simply. We didn’t separate from a lack of love, kiddo. We were crazy about each other. But I lied to her for over a decade. Ileft her, and you. I abandoned you both for five years. And it turns out there wasn’t even a reason to. All I did was throw the best thing to ever happen to me, the two best people to ever enter my life, into the trash so I could get my revenge. I don’t know if I can fix that. I don’t know if your Mama can forgive that.”

“Would you do it again?” Luz asked seriously.

Eda looked baffled, “What, no! I regret leaving every damned day.”

“Then go and tell her that!” Luz smiled, leaning against her mom, “For what it’s worth, I forgive you.”

Eda huffed, but put her arm around Luz in a one armed hug, “of course you forgive me. Weren't you listening to me a moment ago? You’re far too forgiving and willing to look past people’s faults. Even if you do forgive me, I still need to make it up to you, and I promise I will someday.”

“Then you can start by talking to Mama.” Luz looked up at Eda, sending her a shaky smile, “You did kinda break apart the family. So you can make it up by fixing it.”

Eda sat up, brushing the dirt off herself and grabbing another stone, “Fine, I’ll… I’ll talk to her,” She swore, though she grimaced at the thought of going to Camila now, with everything that woman had on her plate. Between her civilian job, and having to run the rebellion, she’d probably turn Eda down just over being too busy, without having to factor in the years of neglect.

With that final rock, there was a gap just large enough for Luz to fit through, “All right, talk is over. Get through there, and go kick that sad emo boy’s butt. I’ll be right through to join you, alright?”

“Finally!” King’s voice greeted them, the former King of Demons letting out a tired breath, “I could hear you guys, you know, and you weren’t moving your fair share of the rocks!”

Luz made it through to the other side, Eda putting Owlbert through the rocks as well for Luz to take, “King will stay with me, and we’ll get these rocks out of the way. Then we’ll come to back you up!”

“Can’t I go with Luz? I’m tired, and wanna watch her beat up the idiot!” King whined, but Eda shushed him.

Luz raced up the path, going as fast as her scrawny legs could carry her. While she was fairly sure there wasn't another way out of Eclipse Lake but the way they had come, she wouldn’t put it past the Golden Guard to make his own escape route, or use his magic to teleport out.

When she arrived at the lake, she was more than a little surprised by what she found. Namely, a dried lakebed, barren of even a drop of blood or shard of a crystal, and the Golden Guard busy digging a hole. “Uh, whatcha doing there, buddy? Trying to dig a blood well, or something?”

“No point,” was the teenager's resigned response, “There isn’t a single drop of the stuff left.”

“Then why make a hole?” Luz asked, clutching Owlbert close to her in case he was trying to trick her.

He just gave a slightly unhinged laugh, “Well, you see, it’s simple. You can’t make a portal without the blood, and Belos needs a portal, therefore, he needs the blood and I have failed yet another mission.

Luz gulped, the Guard continuing to dig as if his life depended on it. “And since I’ve failed my mission, like I have all the others, I can’t go back. I can’t return empty handed, again.”

He pointed to the hole in the ground, “So, long story short, this is my grave! I’d offer to make you one too, but apparently things are peachy keen in the Hoot House, or whatever you call it.”

Hunter put his face into the dirt, though that didn’t stop him from talking, “If I don’t have a use, I might as well save everyone the trouble of burying me.”

As soon as he was quiet, a familiar red palisman flew down, pecking at his head and tugging on his cloak, “Hey, leave me alone! Go find a better witch to be with!”

Despite the situation, Luz couldn’t help but chuckle to herself seeing how, even though he was part of the Emperor’s Coven, he seemed to have gotten at least one person on his side. “I didn’t expect to see you again, little Rascal.”

Luz took a few tentative steps towards the Emperor’s ward, “If I can ask, before you try burying yourself alive, why is what Belos wants so important to you? I mean, normal people just, you know, quit their jobs, find better ones? You and Kiki seem kind of… unhinged with how devoted you are to him. No offense.”

Hunter spit out a mouthful of the dirt he was laying down in. “I… He’s my uncle.”

Luz raised an eyebrow, “Who’s your uncle?”

“The Emperor. Belos. He’s the only family I’ve got left in the world.” The Guard admitted, because if he was gonna die, he’d prefer someone at least know what to put on his epitaph. ‘Here lies the Emperor’s Nephew, the most worthless Golden Guard in the land.

Hunter wasn’t sure what to expect next from the Owl Lady’s daughter after admitting that. Maybe a kick to the ribs, some spit on the face. Instead, she got down in the dirt next to him, laying on her back. They stayed there quietly together, until Luz let out a sigh. “You know, we kind of have more in common than I expected.”

Hunter let out a hum, but didn’t argue, wasn’t even sure how to argue when he didn’t know where this was going. Instead he just let Luz talk. “My Aunt… Mi Tia meant everything in the world to me. A lot like your Uncle probably does for you. She wasn’t the only person in my family, of course, but she was a constant in a rocky life after my Mom and Mama separated.”

Luz lightly kicked her legs, clutching Owlbert to her chest, “then, after years of her being someone I loved and trusted, she ended up being the person who was responsible for my Mom’s curse. For my curse. And suddenly, I can’t find it in myself to see or talk to her anymore. Because, even if she didn’t mean it, she was responsible for most of my hardships. She hurt me so badly that I’m not sure I can really call her family anymore. Even though I miss her, and want to talk to her sometimes.”

Luz reached out, and grabbed Hunter’s hand, squeezing it in her own. “Sometimes, family sucks, a lot. So, it’s important to find people outside of it to lean on. People you can trust, and be friends with. Instead of laying there in the dirt, over another failure, maybe it’s time to take a step back, and spend some time with your friends. Who knows, maybe your Uncle is just under a lot of pressure, and doesn't really blame you for your losses?”

She mumbled something that sounded like, “I mean, I doubt it, he’s pretty evil…” to Hunter’s ears, which despite being an insult towards The Emperor, his beloved Uncle, caused the Golden Guard to snort. Still, while he appreciated the girl's attempt to cheer him up, there was one major issue with her suggestion, “You know, you kind of need friends to be able to hang out with them.”

Luz let out a gasp, rocketing up into a sitting position, “You don’t have friends?!”

Hunter shook his head in the dirt, smearing it over his cheeks. On his head, his palisman protested, pecking his scalp as if to let him know he took offense to not being considered a friend.

Luz chortled at the action, then gave a gentle tug on their still linked hands, Hunter’s fingers still loose and limp rather than returning the gesture. “Well, do you want some?”

Hunter looked into those sparkling eyes filled with hope, and sighed. How could he say no to that? He finally tightened his grip on Luz’s hand, making the girl grin, “Fine, what else do I have to lose?”

“That’s the spirit!” Luz encouraged.


Eda grumbled under her breath about taking in yet another freeloader, especially irritated when Luz suggested Amity give up her room so Hunter could have it, and Amity could move back in with her. “I don’t remember volunteering my house to yet another person…”

“And yet you’re letting him come anyway!” King pointed out as they opened the front door.

They were met by the sight of Amity, Edric and Emira sitting on the couch, a cornucopia of mushrooms on the floor and in their hair as they picked them out, while watching some kind of B-movie about zombies on the crystal ball. “Oh, there you guys are!” Amity smiled, happy to see her friends return.

“Yeah, we had a bit of trouble down at Eclipse Lake. Sorry to say, but there wasn’t any Titan’s Blood,” Eda responded, crossing her arms. “How are you feeling?”

The three blinked, brows furrowed, “Eclipse Lake?” Emira asked.

“Titan’s Blood?” Edric pondered, confused as to why that seemed familiar.

Eda facepalmed, “So, we went out to get that, and you don’t even remember sending us there? It was an ingredient for your portal door!”

The twins looked at each other and deflated, “oh, darn. That… really sucks. I wish we could remember sending you guys.”

“Where are Gus and Willow?” Luz asked, stepping in, flanked by Hunter, who had ditched the cape and cowl of the Emperor’s coven uniform he’d borrowed.

“We have no idea. We just kind of woke up down here, and they were gone,” Emira shrugged, then her eyes widened to see their new guest, “Oh, wow, aren’t you going to introduce us to your new friend, Luz?”

Edric sent Hunter a wink, “I may not be the one with the boobs, but I am the one with the sparkling personality, so keep that in mind.”

Hunter shivered, backing towards the door with a look of panic in his eyes, “Oh no, not this again.”

Amity, meanwhile, was beginning to steam, “What exactly is he doing here?”

The twins tore their eyes from Hunter’s form to look at Amity, which wasn’t an easy task for them to do. “You know this hunk, sis?”

“He’s the Golden Guard, you know, who tried to kill all of us at some point?” Amity grimaced, wishing she could take pleasure in seeing her siblings' expressions falling in realization, but she was currently too busy fuming to pay much attention.

Luz came to his rescue, “He didn’t have anywhere else to go!”

“I’m not a wild animal…” Hunter muttered, sending his savior a glare. Luz just shrugged, trying to do her best to vouch for him.

“So he’s just going to stay here?” Amity asked, pointing at Hunter, “I’m not sure that’s the best move. How can any of us even sleep in the same house as the Golden Guard without worrying about a backstabbing?”

“Hunter,” He corrected, finding all eyes on him as he spoke. He fidgeted nervously, not liking all of the attention. “My name is Hunter.”

A flapping of wings sounded and the red cardinal palisman landed on his shoulder. “And this is… Flapjack. My friend.” Hunter gestured to the bird, who sent everyone a tweet of greeting.

Before anyone could protest, the basement door opened up and a disgruntled Willow and soaked to the bone Gus stepped in, water dripping from his clothes and soaking the floor. Everyone looked at them in shock, and they stared right back.

“Uh, hey, guys. Where have you been?” Luz asked hesitatingly.

Willow glared behind her glasses, “Did you know that Hooty has a functioning Tunnel of Love under your Basement? And that he forced Gus and I to ride in it?!”

Gus shivered, from the memory, or the cold from his wet clothes, no one could know, “I tried to swim to safety, but he forced me back into the boat…”

Willow shook her head, a thousand yard stare in her eyes, “And the singing… there was so much singing.”

“I like you, Wills, but not in that way.” Gus said in a shaky voice, “You’re buff and beautiful, and I’m sure you’ll make a partner very happy someday, but can we please, please just forget about what we saw down there?”

“I agree.” Willow stated curtly, “I think I preferred being eaten alive by mushroom zombies. Oh, hi by the way, Amity, Edric, Emira.”

The three humans awkwardly waved, and Willow turned her attention to the newcomer, “So, uh, what did we miss?”

Notes:

This was a bit of a creative struggle to write. Mostly because, even trying to come up with a unique spin on the episode, it just ended up mostly being Eclipse Lake… Guess that’s why I overcompensated with the silly B-plot. Remember those memes with Luz having mushrooms on her head, that said “The Luz’t of Us”? Yeah, I took that and ran it into the ground.

Does anyone actually ship Gus and Willow? I mean, I don’t. That’s like shipping Bow and Glimmer in She-Ra and… wait, that ship actually happened. For some reason. Never mind. I don’t really ship anyone with Gus(He’s twelve, give him time), but Willow I liked to ship with Skara, though a piece of me really liked Any Sport in a Storm establishing a friendship between Willow and Hunter, which just might be the first Hunter ship I don’t hate. We’ll see where that goes.

I considered having Camila show up this chapter, but I have stuff planned for her in the next one, so I didn’t have the rebellion get involved here. Next chapter is going to be so loosely based on Yesterday’s Lie that it might as well be considered an entirely original chapter, because… no, yeah, I don’t think anything from Yesterday’s Lie will even be used.

Speaking of Camila, I wanna address the elephant in the room. CamEda. Why did I go with it here, instead of having Eda date Raine like in canon? Because Camila in this AU is more or less in Raine’s place from canon. Raine in this AU had a crush on Eda, yes, and she liked them too, but nothing ever came of it because Eda spent her twenties and thirties dating Camila and having Luz. Where Raine is the one who got away that Eda is attempting to reconnect with in Canon, here it’s Camila. And don’t worry, just because Camila is leading the CATTs now doesn’t mean I plan to diminish Raine’s role any further. I mean, that depends on what I can adapt from season 2B, but I want to give Raine more to do here, especially since Camila is taking their role as the love interest.

Just wanted to talk about it here, since I more or less confirm in this chapter that Eda wants to get back together with Cam, and it wasn’t just a spur of the moment thing in the previous chapter. Besides, I did CamEda in my first fic series, then did RaiEda in my last one, so now it’s back to Camila’s turn to date the witch milf.

Kinda makes you wonder, that key was all that stopped Hunter’s redemption arc in its track in EL, so what if it was removed? We’ll see where that goes next time, in my 2A finale! See you next time! Remember to leave a comment below if you loved/hated/had middling thoughts on this chapter or story as a whole!

Chapter 28: The Previous Day’s Fib

Notes:

I’m not entirely sure why I even went with this title, outside of it being the end of my version of 2A, this chapter isn’t really a version of Yesterday’s Lie. The portal isn’t done, Ed and Em aren’t going to connect with their Mom, or Vee, they don’t even have any Titan’s Blood to do those things!

The good news is, I don’t need to read the transcripts and watch the episodes in tandem with writing unless I need to check for continuity errors. Doing that always sends me down a rabbit hole. I open my browser to check the transcript on the wiki, only to end up watching videos of Markiplier playing Uno with his friends from three years ago for four hours.

Anyway, here’s yet another chapter, and I hope you enjoy it.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Edric and Emira were done putting together the list of items they would need to recreate Philips door. They were sure of it. They’d gone over every rewritten diary entry twice over, combed for any mention of anything else they could have missed, and had scoured the markets for everything they didn’t already have in Eda’s basement, and were ready.

Except for one small thing.

They still didn’t have Titan’s Blood, which acted as the key which was needed to bridge the gap between worlds.

“Are we sure there isn’t a Titan’s Blood substitute we could use?” Edric pondered, tapping his chin, which had begun to grow a little bit of fuzz in his time here in the Owl House.

“Do you mean like an egg substitute? Because I don’t think this counts as baking, Ed,” Emira sighed, going over the list one more time, if just because she didn’t have anything better to do.

“Yeah, there isn’t anything like that. If there was, do you think I’d be here right now?” Hunter said from the couch, scooping a spoonful of ice cream directly from the tub and eating it, still in the pajamas Eda had lent him and looking thoroughly depressed.

“No one asked you, pretty boy,” Emira spat, glaring at him.

Ed fixed his glasses on his nose, having gotten used to wearing them more since arriving in the Demon Realm, “Why is it that all the good looking guys end up being evil?”

“I don’t think Todd from tenth grade counts, Ed.”

“Well he should,” He grumbled back at his sister.

Giving up, the two sighed, falling down to the floor beside the coffee table together. “What do you think even happened to the old key? Think anyone found it, or think it got junked?” Edric asked, staring at the ceiling.

“My Money is on junked,” Emira bet, resting her arms under her head.

“Doesn’t matter anyway, it's out of all of our reach,” Hunter reminded them, sitting back on the sofa and enjoying his fifth day off in a row. He’d started to sleep in until six in the morning when he realized no one was up at four. It was beyond bizarre to him that all of this was considered ‘normal’ for other people. He was still wrapping his head around there not being any group meetings held in the Owl House. How did anyone coordinate anything in this place?

“Maybe someone found it already, and is going on all sorts of adventures we have no idea about?” Edric suggested, trying to pull them out of their pit of depression, all in vain. “Think about it, if one or two people came through, and didn't draw attention to themselves, who’d even notice?”

Emira and Hunter considered the idea, looking at each other as they mentally calculated the odds of Edric of all people getting something right.

“Nah.”

“No way.”

“Utterly impossible.”

“I’ll believe it when Pigs don’t fly.”


Clara hummed as she raced up her stairs, eager to change out of her school clothes and into something more casual. She counted her blessings that she at least got to spend the school day with one of her girlfriends, Masha, but that meant she had to make up for lost time with Vee as well, and she preferred to have clothes that were more comfortable to lay around in at the cabin.

She tossed her school bag onto a chair beside her desk, stopping only when she remembered that she needed to get her homework out. She’d take it with her, and she and Masha could do it together, and maybe teach Vee a thing or two. It wasn’t that Vee was stupid, but she was born and raised in a cage, so hadn’t had many opportunities to learn new things, and Clara didn’t think that Tom’s video games counted as reading time no matter how often the boy insisted it did.

Heartbeat Afterschool Book Association’ didn’t count as an actual piece of literature, even if it was in a genre called ‘visual novels,’ and Clara was sticking to that assertion.

As she dug through her backpack, looking for a pen or pencil to take along with her, her fingers brushed against the cool surface of metal, the sensation unexpected, sending a chill down her spine. Gripping the surprise inside her bag, she fished out what looked like a bronze key, with a memory associated with it coming to the forefront of her mind.

Clara had taken this from Jacob Hopkin’s back room at the Gravesfield Historical Society. The same society that was currently closed and under investigation after the moron more or less admitted to kidnapping Clara all those weeks ago. In everything that had happened, Clara had forgotten about this little key, escaping mind and memory until this instant, where it weighed heavily in her hands, its solitary eye gazing upward at her.

Clara ran her finger over the eye, gently brushing the glass surface, wanting to press it down for whatever reason like it was a button, but quickly shook her head. This could be important to Vee, something she could eat, and gain power from. If it was magical at all in the first place.

Clara set it on her desk, and finished getting ready. Once she had ditched her skirt for a pair of jeans, she grabbed her things and stuffed them into a smaller book bag that she hung over her shoulder, grabbed the key, and considered putting it in her pocket. Instead, she gave it a squeeze, and decided to carry it out in her palm, just in case she forgot about it and sat down, and broke the glass cover over the eye, or something.

She stepped back out of her house, whistling a jaunty tune as she walked. She couldn’t wait to surprise Vee with this key. And Masha, as well. Both her girlfriends loved magical stuff, after all, if for very different reasons. Masha was a dork about it, while Vee liked to eat it, but she was glad the two shared a hobby at least.

She passed by a light post, ignorant of the hidden camera attached to it, watching her every move. Watching as she left the streets behind and instead entered the forest behind Blight Manor, where she disappeared beyond the trees.

Clara made it to the cabin, giving a knock but receiving no answer. That wasn’t too uncommon, Vee liked to go and explore the town while the rest of her friends were at school. That just meant that Clara was the first to arrive, so she helped herself by opening the door and stepping inside, taking a moment to really take in the atmosphere of the place that had become a second home to her.

The New Cabin Seven(patent pending), was as small and cozy as ever. Sure, the floorboards didn’t all match up in color or size, and the roof only didn’t leak because of the waterproof tarp they’d put over it, but it was the people that helped make it what it was. The rescued furniture from secondhand stores and the dump, the futon Vee slept on and cuddled with anyone willing, the TV older than any of them that still somehow worked set up next to a game console and Vee’s slowly growing collection of movies.

Being here really made Clara happy, feel like she belonged. She had a friends group that was more than just an excuse for MyFace posts and parties, who gathered outside of school hours for good, wholesome fun.

The key in her hand weighed her down, bringing her attention back to it. She fingered it, rolling it around in her hands, thinking once more about how Vee and Masha would be happy to see it if it was actually magical. As much as she liked to think that was a happy thought, a bit of doubt gnawed at her mind.

Vee was an actual shapeshifting demon, a magical creature. Masha could read people’s fortunes, which while they didn’t seem magical, were scarily accurate a lot of the time. Both of them had a deep connection to magic in a way Clara just didn’t. She was just a cheerleader, after all. An otherwise normal human, no powers, nothing.

Would they get tired of her, then?

The key rolled in her hand, and Clara could swear she could feel the magic inside of it pulling at her. Her fingers twitched as they wrapped around the handle. If she used it, however that even worked, would this give her powers? Would she become some kind of magical girl, like in Sam’s animes, or Tom’s video games?

She briefly wondered if these thoughts were because this was some cursed, magical item, like that Ring from that movie based off that book everyone but her had seen and read. But she knew that wasn’t true. Sure, this felt magical, and heavier than a key this size should be, but these thoughts were all her own. The only thing tempting her was herself, and her need to be special.

Clara frowned, her finger once again settling on the center of the eye, which just begged to be pressed. Was it so wrong to give into that little bit of temptation, just to see what would happen? Maybe this would give her magical powers, and maybe it would do nothing and Vee could still eat it, and Masha could gush over having seen another magical artifact. She lost nothing either way.

She gave into her desires, pressing down on the key, then leapt back as a light appeared. From that light came a briefcase, unfolding to make a door, ornate and decorated with its own eye, staring at her, asking her to open it.

With a trembling hand, she settled her grip onto the brass knob, and with her other hand inserted the key, hearing the telltale click as it unlocked. With a twist of the handle, she opened the doorway, and let out a gasp at what was on the other side.

A market, straight out of a renn faire. The place was lively, pointy eared people moving everywhere, bumping into one another, buying and selling and meandering about. It was loud, and brightly colored, and there was a demon looking right at her!

Clara remembered what she was doing, remembered how Vee had ended up here in the first place, and came to her senses, grabbing the edge of the door and preparing to slam it shut, when a voice rang out behind her.

“I’ve got you now, you witch!” Clara didn’t even have the time to turn around before she was knocked off her feet, tackled by a man twice her size. The key fell from her grip as they went through the doorway, the two humans landing onto the hard dirt. The sound of metal hitting wood met Clara’s ears before it silenced, and as she struggled under the man on top of her to peek behind her, she realized that the door was gone, having shut behind them.

They were trapped in the Demon Realm, the place that scared Vee so much she didn’t ever wish to return.

A hand forced her back down onto the ground, Jacob’s voice crowing, “I got you! Now, all I need to do is make you take me to… the rest… of… your coven…”

Jacob looked around him, seemingly realizing where exactly he was, mouth falling open in surprise. He stopped forcing Clara down, rising to his feet and looking around in disbelief, and Clara took that chance to bolt, taking off before Jacob, or any of these witches and demons, could lay another finger on her.

She weaved between the crowds, ignoring Jacob’s calls for her to come back and ‘face his justice,’ only thinking about getting away, on finding someplace safe, if something like that even existed here.

“Excuse me, pardon me, I need to get through!” She cried as she pressed on through the busy market, almost running headlong into a demon who was a head shorter than she was, minus the horns, which were twice her height. She gasped, turning away from them and instead slammed into the back of someone dressed in white, who turned to face her with a mask of silver covering his face.

“Uh, um, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to do that, I’m just… lost.” Clara stuttered, knowing more than anyone alive how true that was.

The man looked her over, but shrugged her off before offering her a hand, speaking in English of all things, “Don’t you worry, kid. Steve here doesn’t mind being knocked around a little. If you need any help, you just ask, it’s what us Emperor’s Coven Guards are here for!”

That name rang familiar to Clara’s ears. This man worked for the same people who had hurt Vee. She backed off slowly, “That’s alright, I’ll find my way around, I’m sure-“

Steve paused, then seemed to notice something, “Hey, you’re ears… you wouldn’t happen to be-“

“Sorry, I gotta go, bye!” Clara didn’t stick around to hear what else he had to say, darting off and running as fast as her legs would carry her. Great, now the guards of this world knew a rare specimen was running around their town. She was going to be dissected at this rate.

She continued to run, going wherever the wind took her, until she found herself running up the steps of a building, too frantic and worried to care what it was, just that it had a lot of people going in and out, so might be a decent place to hide for a bit. As she raced up the stairs, she glanced behind her, making sure she wasn’t being followed, and almost immediately ran into someone else the second she wasn’t looking in front of her.

“Ouch!” The person cried out, falling backwards onto the steps, cringing as the edges dug into her. “Can you watch where you’re going, please?”

“I’m sorry!” Clara apologized, offering the poor girl a hand up. She was met by a head full of lavender hair, and a familiar face as she gaped unbelievingly at who she’d run into.

The girl stared back, eyes wide as she took in her clothes, her hair, and even her ears, “Clara?”

“Vee?” Clara asked, then felt incredibly stupid when she saw the look of confusion appear on what was of course Amity’s face. It was just that the last time she’d seen that face, Vee had been wearing it, and she wanted very much to see the basilisk right about now. “I’m sorry, I mean, Amity. What- how-“

She stopped speaking, and closed her eyes until she could center herself, “I’m so glad you’re alive.”

Amity seemed touched by the sentiment, then smiled, “How in the world did you even get here?”

“I found this stupid key and used it!” Clara admitted, not bothering to keep her voice down while venting her frustrations. Amity let out a gasp and put a hand over Clara’s mouth, shushing the girl.

“Come here, I’ll explain in a little bit, alright? Right now, let's get you inside, and someplace private where we can speak without being overheard.”


Vee laughed along with her friends, walking hand in hand with Masha as they made their way to her place. She’d run into the three while exploring the neighborhood, something Sam had just been scolding her about. “You should wait until school is out, or you’ll get a truant officer called on you!”

That had made Tom comment that they’d be called in on an actual demon child, and they’d need all the luck they had to take Vee in. “She’s literally as slippery as a snake.”

They walked in good humor and high spirits, Vee making sure to ask how each of their days went. Masha checked her phone halfway back to the clubhouse to let them know Clara would meet them there, which put an extra bounce in the basilisk’s step. She never got tired of being with her favorite people in the world.

As they weaved through the trees, Vee took a sniff of the air, “I think Clara’s already passed through here!” She grinned, excited to see her other girlfriend.

Tom grimaced, “Wait, you can smell us?”

Sam lifted their arm and took a whiff of themselves, “I hope I don’t stink…”

Vee laughed away their worry, “Don’t worry, guys, I promise, it’s not as weird as it sounds. Basilisk’s just have strong noses. Helps us sniff out that magical goodness.”

“So, if you took to me so fast, I must be magically delicious,” Masha joked, elbowing the blushing demon.

Together they strolled up to the door, unconcerned to find it already ajar. Stepping inside, Vee blinked in confusion to find the place empty, no Clara in sight. Funny, Vee could still smell her like she’d been here just recently, but no scent of her leaving. Not to mention the other scents she was picking up. One smelled human, the other, the strongest, distinctly not.

“Maybe she stepped out to make a call? Cell service isn’t the best this far into the woods…” Tom suggested, stepping by the others and throwing himself down onto Vee’s futon.

Vee shrugged, ready to join him in relaxing, until her foot kicked something that slid across the rough wooden floor. The strange scent followed it, and Vee sent a glance back at Masha, who shrugged.

Sam went for it, walking over slowly and bending to pick it up from where it had slid under the vanity. They raised a brow curiously at the key in their hands, before turning to offer it to Vee, “When did we put a lock on the door-“

Everyone jumped as Vee hissed viciously at the sight of the key, her usual cute features fading to become more snakelike, fangs bared at the offending object. Vee recognized it, that was the key to the portal she’d taken to get here, the thing that had rescued her from her old life, but could just as easily take her back.

The key hit the ground again as Sam’s grip slipped when they jumped in surprise at Vee’s reaction. The key laid there where it fell, having the audacity to stare up at Vee, peering into her soul. Vee didn’t break eye contact with it until a hand fell on her shoulder, and she realized Masha was calling her name.

“Vee, what’s going on?” The goth girl asked carefully, worry worn freely on her brow.

Vee didn’t know how to answer, but tried to relax, her basilisk features smoothing out, skin replacing scales, fangs receding, and her eyes returning from yellow to blue. Swallowing the lump in her throat, she didn her best to respond, “Th-that’s a portal key. It opens a portal between the Human Realm and the Demon Realm.”

“Oh.” Masha breathed out, realizing now why Vee reacted the way she had. She opened her arms, offering a hug, which the basilisk took. It wasn’t until Vee was in her girlfriend's arms that she realized how tense her body was, how every fiber of her being was screaming to get away.

Sam carefully scooped the key off the floor, and gently set it on Vee’s vanity, beside her makeup kit. Tom himself had risen from his spot on the futon, once more looking around the place. “Uh, not to be a total buzzkill, but… why is that even here?”

Sam looked troubled, something not missed by their friends, “I think the better question is; why is it here, while Clara isn’t?”

Vee gasped, and beside her Masha was already taking out her phone, speed dialing their girlfriend’s number, setting it to speakerphone. “Come on, pick up, pick up…”

The phone rang once before going to an automated message, “The number you’re trying to reach is not available…” Masha stomped her foot, wanting to throw the phone across the room, but settled for pressing the end call button really hard, “oh, come on!”

Vee was trying not to hyperventilate, the cabin going from cozy and comfortable, to incredibly small and confining. Around her, her friends were panicking, trying to figure out what to do, which wasn’t helping her try to keep a hold on herself. Masha kept dialing Clara’s number, hoping aloud that this was just a signal error on her side, Sam was worrying about Clara’s safety, and what could happen there since she was human, and Tom was pacing back and forth, his footsteps echoing and adding to the cacophony of noise.

“Can everyone please just be quiet!” Vee shouted, clutching her head. “I-I need to think! I can’t hear myself think!”

Her friends all stopped what they were doing. Tom stopped in his tracks, Masha hung up the phone, and Sam shut their mouth, all eyes on Vee. Somehow, the silence and the stares were even worse. Vee wasn’t able to handle it as she turned and raced out of the cabin and out into the woods, putting a good few yards distance between herself and the building she called home.

Being out of the cabin and among the trees did help Vee feel like she could breathe again, taking in deep , shaky breaths as she bent over, hands on her knees. The others thankfully didn’t come out after her, crowding her, and stayed inside. Inside with the key that started and may just have ended everything.

Vee’s breathing slowed, and she looked to the sky in thought. There was no Titan on the horizon looking down on her for her to ask for answers. It was just her. Her and her thoughts that formed dangerous ideas that she knew she was going to regret. Clara was in the Demon Realm now, for whatever reason, and couldn’t get back if the key was on this side. Meaning someone on this end had to do something about it. Biting her lip hard enough it nearly bled, she slowly turned back to face the cabin, trying to find her courage.

The others were sitting in glum silence when she returned a few minutes later. Masha leapt to her feet at the sight of her, but didn’t touch Vee, for which the basilisk was grateful. Everyone was looking at her for answers, and as much as she hated what she was about to say next, she at least had some. “I’m going to go and rescue Clara.”

The wall of noise was back as soon as the words left her lips, all of them having something to say, mostly protesting it. Vee clenched her eyes shut, “I’m going! This isn’t a discussion, and the longer we stay here, the more trouble Clara might land herself in.”

“Are you sure about this,” Masha asked hesitantly. “You don’t have to go. I’ll go, I can bring our girl back.”

Vee shook her head, “You don’t know that place like I do. It’s easy to get lost, and I can track Clara’s scent. I need to go.”

Tom was beside her, offering his support, “Then I’ll be right there with you.”

Vee shook her head, “No, I can do this alone, I don’t need to put you guys in dange-“

Sam spoke next, silencing Vee with a hand on her shoulder, “We said we’re coming. We’re not letting you go back there alone.”

“We’re right beside you, Vee.” Masha said softly, taking Vee’s hand in her own, “We can’t lose while we’re all together. We’re cabin seven, the best of the weirdest.”

Vee gulped, still wanting to protest, but the looks of determination on everyone’s faces stopped her in her tracks. Her throat tightened and she nodded, feeling tears leak from her eyes, “Thank you, everyone. I know we’ll be able to bring her home.”

Tom grabbed the key from Vee’s vanity, holding it out to the basilisk, “You said we need to go now, right? What are we waiting for?”

Vee took the key in her hand, inspecting it, then let out a breath when she realized what was inside, and why it smelled so strongly. “I- I think this is powered by Titan’s Blood…”

“And that is?” Masha asked curiously.

“I’ve only ever heard stories about it. I tried to find some for myself, but the only place where it could be reliably found was the Knee, which is… it’s really cold. Didn’t really make for a good visit, since I’m cold blooded.” Vee whispered, squeezing the key tightly in her hand. “This stuff, it’s powerful. Like, a drop of it could keep me fed for a year or more kind of powerful.”

Sam gulped, “That’s… pretty potent. I could see why you wanted it so bad.”

“It comes from the Titan itself, the progenitor of all magic on the Boiling Isles. You can’t get any more magically potent than that.” Vee clarified. She fiddled with the key, finger settling over the eye, “once this is done, at least something good will have come from it. I’ll have a lifetime supply of an all-you-can-eat magical buffet.”

She pressed the button, calling forth the portal door. It opened, revealing the markets that looked oh so familiar to Vee, making her heart freeze over with dread. She was really going to have to go back.

“We’re right here,” Masha reminded her, squeezing her hand. “Let’s just take this one step at a time. What’s the worst that could happen?”

Vee didn’t answer that. Masha was better off not knowing the worst that could happen. They stepped through the door together, and with another press of the key it vanished. While Vee shook in her boots, her friends openly stared around them at this new world. Despite their fear and Clara’s predicament, there was still wonder to be felt, Masha looking around at all the various demons, hands clasped and a sparkle in her eyes. Tom cleared his throat, wondering in his mind if all his experience in fantasy RPGs was about to pay off, while Sam seemed the most suspicious, sticking close to Vee in case anything went wrong.

Around the market, the witches and demons whispered and pointed. As Vee took a precocious step forward, she could hear some whispering about guards, and another set of humans that had come through. That didn’t sound good.

Masha looped arms with Vee, who kept her head low as they made their way through the market. The Basilisk kept her eyes peeled, giving a quiet warning to her friends, “If you see white cloaks, we might need to run.”

“We’re not getting anywhere just walking around and staring,” Tom said back, puffing out his chest. “I’ll go get some information, see what happened.”

The teenage boy walked away, trying not to appear frightened of the people around him, while muttering under his breath, “Just imagine you’re a dashing rogue, just imagine you have dialogue options, just pick the best ones and don’t fail the persuasion check…”

Sam helped usher their friends under the shade of a nearby tent within eyesight of Tom, all of them nervously watching as he conversed with one of the shopkeepers. They couldn’t hear the conversation, but it was an animated one, lots of gestures on either end of the conversation, until Tom shook the witch’s hand and uttered his thanks and returned to the group.

“Well?” Masha asked, motioning with her hand for him to spill the beans.

“They saw Clara, alright,” Tom clarified, stuffing his hands in his pockets, “Not only that, but someone followed her through the portal. Or knocked her through it, from the sound of it. Some human dude. She bolted away from him, and he tried to chase after her, but then the guards showed up and carried him away. He was ranting about conspiracies and… oh, dang it.”

“Hopkins,” Sam seethed, fists clenched and trembling at their side.

“I’m gonna beat the snot out of him if he hurt one hair on Clara’s head,” Masha snarled, looking angrier than Vee had ever seen her before.

“Forget about him for now, Tom said he got dragged away by the guards. That couldn’t have been long ago, there might be more around looking for Clara, or even us at this point,” Vee reminded them all, and they all nodded at the demon’s words.

They continued their search, and emboldened by Tom, Masha and Sam started asking around, speaking with various shopkeepers and passerbys, looking for their lost blonde. Vee couldn’t bring herself to approach anyone, wishing desperately that she’d thought to change her ears before coming through the door so she’d stop getting odd looks that made her skin crawl. Her human disguise was worthless here.

As luck would have it, Clara had been seen by plenty of people, leaving an impression by almost slamming into several demons and witches, each person they talked to kindly pointing in the direction she’d gone. Their trail however started to run cold outside of the Bonesborough Library, no one able to tell the group of humans anything else about Clara, or where she’d gone, with Vee even unable to pick up her scent among the many others anymore.

“I think we need to stop, regroup, and rethink the situation,” Sam said once it was clear they’d hit a dead end and gathered into a group again. “She didn’t go beyond this area, so she might still be around here. She was running, so that means she’s probably hiding now.”

“Hiding where, though,” Tom inquired, gesturing to all of the surrounding buildings and tents, “It’ll take forever to search.”

“But that won’t stop us from doing so,” Vee argued, putting her game face on. If she was going to be stuck here for the time being, so be it, she wasn’t leaving without her girlfriend.

“I think we’re all overthinking this,” Masha chimed in, a sly grin on her face as an idea came to her. “If she’s in the area, she might be in earshot. We don’t have to find her, we just need her to know we’re here.”

“It could attract unwanted attention,” Vee warned, shifting uncomfortably at the idea.

Sam pondered the idea, “So will a bunch of human kids meandering about one small area of town, clearly looking for something. I say we go for it.”

That was all confirmation Masha and Tom needed as they raised their hands to their faces and cupped their mouths, shouting, “CLARA! CLARA! IF YOU CAN HEAR US, COME FIND US!”

Vee clamped her hands over hear ears, hissing at how loud they were. Still, if this was the plan they were going for, she’d lend her voice, even if it made her feel apprehensive, “PLEASE, CLARA, COME HOME!”

Sam’s was the last to join their chores, doing their best to ignore all the looks they were getting from all the surrounding demons. The group stayed close to one another, moving through the crowds and hoping not to lose each other, shouting their heads off and getting more than one person shouting back for them to be quiet, which was soundly ignored.

It only took a few minutes for their voices to be hoarse, and their spirits to fall as they realized Clara wasn’t coming. Vee deflated, looking hopeless, “It isn’t working…”

“Excuse me,” a voice interrupted them, and as one the group turned, fear filled them as their eyes fell onto a white cloaked, silver masked man. “Yeah, hi, friendly neighborhood Emperor’s Coven, and I’m here about some noise complaints. Came by to ask you all if you could kindly keep it down, and well-“

He looked them over, seeing their ears and clothes, then snapped his finger, “Hey, wait a minute, you’re all humans! I swear, you guys are just coming out of the woodwork today. Hold on just a second.”

He spun his fingers, and before any of them could react they were bound in interlocked chains. Vee gasped as she realized they weren’t just shackled, but even their hands were bound and covered by domes of steel, so she couldn’t reach into her pocket and use the portal key to help them escape.

“What’s the big deal, man?” Tom demanded, “You just said you were a friendly neighborhood dude!”

The guard shrugged, “Well, yeah, but after reporting the last human sighting earlier with that blond kid, I received orders to take any humans I saw in. Apparently another one was making a public disturbance, and needed to be arrested, so everyone’s been on alert? I don’t know, Steve just follows orders.”

Steve the Coven Guard gave a yank on the chain, lurching all the teens forward, “Come on, now, it’s a bit of a walk to the Conformatorium. Don’t worry, though, I’m sure you’ll get a good public defender, and you’ll be out in no time! 6-8 months, at the minimum, isn’t that nice?”


Clara watched in interest as Amity grabbed a book in the romance section, pulling it back, which made the shelf retract and reveal a secret, empty room. Amity gestured for Clara to join her inside, and the two entered, the shelf closing behind them to give them some privacy. Clara observed the place, and how freshly cleaned it was, even smelling strongly of cleaning chemicals that irritated her nose.

“Sorry, I recently found this place. I haven’t used it yet, but I was thinking I could use it as a- er, you don’t need to know that,” Amity blushed faintly, brushing a bit of hair out of her face.

“So,” Amity offered Clara the only chair, sitting on top of the small, solitary desk that was the room's only occupant herself. “You mentioned a key, but I’m going to need to hear the full story.”

“I got it from some guy named Jacob Hopkins. He’s this paranoid nut job who is obsessed with witches. Don’t know how he found it. I guess that’s how you got here, right?” Clara quickly explained.

“I did. You don’t happen to have it with you, do you?” Amity asked, worry showing on her face, “If you do, you need to get out of her, fast. Well, maybe take Ed and Em with you. Someone very bad wants that key, that's why I got rid of it.”

Clara swallowed, filing away the bit about Edric and Emira being here as well for later, “That bad guy, he wouldn’t happen to be named Emperor Belos, would he?”

Amity’s brows raised in surprise, “How did you know that?”

“You’re not the only one to come through that portal, Amity,” Clara replied vaguely.

The lavender haired girl rolled her eyes at the dramatics, “Well, don't just keep me waiting in suspense. Now I have to know everything! What happened while I was away?”

Clara did her best to explain everything she could about Amity’s absence. How her parents tried to keep it quiet, but everyone in school already knew, especially when the twins disappeared as well. How her chance run in with a demon wearing Amity’s face led to a friendship, and an adventure, and breaking her out of Amity’s old home with another, even newer set of friends. How they’d built Vee a home, where they spent all of their time together as Cabin Seven. How she’d rediscovered the key in her bag after it had been forgotten, and how she’d found her way here.

Clara struggled and tried to tell Amity about her relationship with Masha and Vee, but kept her mouth shut, unknowing about how Amity would take the news. Everything else was spilled, Clara not sparing any details.

“That sounds amazing,” Amity commented, reaching out and taking Clara’s hands as she wrapped up her story. “I’m so glad you found so many people to lean on. Something similar happened here for me.”

Clara smiled at hearing that, but shook her head, “Alright, I spilled my guts, now it’s your turn. Why did you end up staying here? I get running away, but here? In this creepy town? Don’t think I didn’t notice the giant skeleton!”

Amity laughed, “that’s the Titan. It’s hard to explain, but magic more or less comes from it. As for why, that’s its own separate story that would take all day to explain. To sum up, I just… didn’t want to live in the human realm anymore. I have a family here. A real one. And more than that, I…”

Amity blushed, a fond expression on her face, “I found someone I love. I have a girlfriend, named Luz, and she’s-“

Amity paled, realizing who she was talking to, and tried to backpedal, “I mean, that’s, it’s fine with you, right? You don’t have a problem with that, do you?”

Clara blinked, almost having to hold in a laugh. She’d been so worried about Amity judging her, she’d never even considered Amity herself might have an interest in the same sex as well. Chuckling, Clara shook her head, “only if you don’t mind that I’m dating girls, too.”

Now it was Amity’s turn to look shocked, “Really? Clara Heartfield, heartbreaker of Gravesfield High, who had all the guys wrapped around her finger, has a girlfriend?”

Clara raised two fingers, wiggling them with a grin on her face, “Two, actually. Vee and Masha. We’re… all dating each other. Together. We’re- we’re still kinda working things out, but I… I really like them both.”

“I’m glad,” Amity smiled, putting her hand on Clara’s shoulders. “You look a lot more genuinely happy. I’m glad that you’re living your best life.”

“Same to you,” Clara replied, returning Amity’s smile. She realized that, unlike the Amity she’d known, this Amity practically glowed, free from the stress of being perfect all the time, and being around the people she loved the most. A thought clicked into place as she looked around the room, “Wait a minute, is this your secret makeout spot?”

Amity’s cheeks darkened, and she removed her hand from Clara’s shoulder as if she’d been bitten, “No! I mean, not yet! I mean, we’re not at that stage, but I-“

Clara laughed, openly and freely, clutching her gut from how hard she was belting it out. It felt good to laugh like this, to not hold anything back. The last of her fear regarding this realm faded as she watched Amity try to hide her mortified face in her hands, and her jubilation increased twofold.

Once Amity composed herself, she huffed, then took out her scroll to check the time. “Alright, it’s starting to get late. We should probably head back to the Owl House. It’s better if you’re not seen, if Belos finds out there are more humans here, he might think you have a portal and try to take you into custody… I’ll introduce you to everyone at home, and we can work on getting you back tomorrow. Ed and Em have been working on their own portal door, so…”

She paused when she thought of the state of their progress, and grimaced, “We can always hope they’ve made a breakthrough.”

Clara nodded, “Alright, one quick question though? What’s the Owl House?”

Amity grinned, and offered Clara her hand, “I’ll show you.”


Under the cover of darkness, the two humans easily made it to the Owl House without being spotted by any of the guards. The pair exited the city limits, and shortly afterwards made it to the cliff side where Eda made her home.

“I should have brought Ghost with me,” Amity sighed, “That would have been much faster. But she likes to scratch up the bookcases at the library, so I’m not allowed to bring her anymore.”

“There are ghosts here too?” Clara asked, taking a step closer to Amity, who rolled her eyes.

“Ghost is my palisman. Sorta like a witches broom from stories, but more like a staff, but also an animal? It’s complicated, it’s easier to show you. She’s a cat.”

“But you hated cats!” Clara sounded scandalized, as if this was the most alarming information she’d received since arriving.

Amity chuckled, “Because I was allergic! But Ghost is magical, and made of wood, so no cat hair.”

“Hoot!” A familiar bird tube shot from the front door, right into Amity’s face, “How are you doing today, best bud? Oh, and who is this? Did you bring a new friend over?”

Hooty immediately moved over to Clara, with no sense of personal space as he put his beak right up to her nose and continued to talk, “ I’m Hooty, what’s yoooour name? Hoot! Ooh, can I guess? I like to play the guessing game! Is it Bill? Or Steve? Steve is a popular name for visitors!”

“Hooty!” Amity growled, batting at him with her arm, “Get away from Clara, you’re going to mentally scar her!”

“Too late for that,” Clara mumbled, trembling from her close encounter.

“Clara? Oh, you ruined the name game for me, Amity!” Hooty deflated, “Oh well, there’s always next time!”

Hoot returned to the door, cracking it open as he did so. Clara turned to Amity, who shrugged uneasily, “Hey, no home is perfect. But that’s the worst part out of the way. Come on, let me introduce you to the rest.”

Amity pushed open the ajar door, and was immediately greeted by everyone else, who were all gathered in the living room. The twins were sitting on the floor, surrounded by their notes, which also took up a majority of the coffee table, Eda was currently in the middle of what seemed to be a heated argument with Hunter, who Amity frowned at realizing was still there. King was playing with his dolls, and last but farthest from least, was Luz, scroll in hand, looking up at Amity with her lips formed into an o.

“I was just about to call you!” The witchlet beamed brightly, “I was worried you’d be late for dinner, or maybe needed a ride. Glad you got home safe.”

Luz blinked, realizing at about the same time that Amity wasn’t alone, cocking her head sideways, “Who’s that?”

Eda narrowed her eyes, “Blonde hair, round ears, prissy clothes, rigid posture… Don’t tell me, you have yet another sibling you need me to house? Where did you even find this one, Boots?”

The twins gaped like fish about to bite down on a line, “What- How-“

They flew from their seats, papers flying everywhere and crushed underfoot as they bum rushed the younger teen. Amity had to put herself between them to keep the girl from being torn apart as she was questioned.

“She found the key!” Amity shouted over them, silencing the others. Ed and Em’s eyes popped out of their skulls, and behind them Hunter’s pointed ears perked, with Amity shooting him a look, “She doesn’t have it anymore. The key was left behind and the door got shut behind her. She’s as stranded as Thing One and Thing Two.”

“So, not only is she not a relative, she’s still going to have to stay at my place,” Eda sighed. “Lovely. Squeaky, you can take the floor, like a gentleman, and this Clara girl can have the couch tonight.”

Hunter was torn between protesting his place of sleep, and the nickname Eda stuck him with due to his voice. He settled on pouting, crossing his arms like a small child. Flapjack tweeted, and pulled on his ear with his beak, making the teenager crack, chuckling at the ticklish sensation. “Fine, fine… it’ll be like basic training. Sleeping on the cold, hard ground… ah, classic.”

Amity put a hand on Clara’s shoulder, guiding her over to Luz, “Clara, this is Luz, my girlfriend. Luz, this is Clara Heartfield, a friend of mine from the Human Realm.”

Luz offered her hand, and Clara took it, the two shaking, “Amity mentioned you a few times before! It’s great to finally meet you.”

Clara returned Luz’s sentiments, the pureness from the girl reminding her a lot of Vee, “It’s nice to meet you as well. Sorry I’m taking up some space for the foreseeable future.”

“You should be apologizing to me, you’re taking my space,” Hunter grumbled from his spot on the sofa.

“Don’t worry, and if you’re worried about the foreseeable future, I might be able to solve that!” Luz held out her hand, and snapped her fingers, a crystal ball appearing in her palm, “My divination skills are a little lacking, but we might be able to see how long you’ll be staying, if you’re really curious?”

“Masha would kill for one of these,” Clara said as she took the ball, inspecting it closely. It just seemed like any old glass orb to her, if a little heavy. At Luz’s curious expression, she clarified, “Masha is my girlfriend. One of them, at least.”

It felt really good to be able to say that. Vee had mentioned no one in the Demon Realm really cared about stuff like this, and just to prove it, Luz didn’t bat an eye. Instead she smiled even wider, “Well, maybe we can send one back with you. I’m not sure if it’ll work in the Human Realm, but it’ll still make a nice gift.”

Meanwhile Edric was giving Clara an approving look, sending the younger teen a thumbs up, “Nice. A girl on either arm? I always knew you were a playa.”

That recieved a punch to the arm from his twin, “Edric, shut up.”

Eda put her hands on her hips, shaking her head, “Alright, alright, ease up everyone. I’ll get started on dinner, since we have an extra mouth to feed. Clarice here needs to get settled in, so don’t crowd the kid, alright?”

She pointed to Luz, “Don’t drag her on any dangerous adventures, not for at least the rest of the night.”

“I make no promises!” Luz flashed a mischievous smile.

Next was Hunter, “No doing anything evil.”

The teen gave a disgruntled scowl, “I’m not evil! I was never evil.”

“Let’s agree to disagree,” Eda said flippantly, then turned to King, “And King… eh, you’re fine. You haven’t got into any trouble lately at least.”

“Wait, the thing with the bone head isn’t a doll?!” Clara gasped.


As Eda stepped into the kitchen to prepare dinner, she paused, then as quietly as she could slipped out the back door, pulling a callbird out of her hair. As she dialed the right rune, she continued to walk towards the cliff edge, putting a bit of distance between herself and the house, just in case anyone came out.

The bird rang, and the Harpy woman tapped a talon impatiently, until finally someone picked up a few moments later. “Eda? Is something wrong?”

Eda smiled softly at the sound of the voice on the other line, “Hey, Cam. And no, nothing’s wrong. So, no huge emergency, or anything, but I do have some news. Someone found the portal key on the human side of things, and is over here now. The key didn’t come with them, but-“

“But Belos won’t know that.” Camila finished for Eda. “I understand. I’ll keep my ear to the ground. If news gets out about this, he’ll likely be on high alert and looking for them.”

“Thanks,” Eda said, then remembered her conversation with Luz. About her promise to speak with her daughter’s Mama, and try her best to fix the family she helped break. “And Camila?”

“Yes, Edalyn?”

Eda’s breath caught in her throat. Fear gripped at her heart, stopping any words she could conjure. This wasn’t a conversation to have over long distance, anyway, if she was actually going to put any effort in. “Nothing important. Uh, I’m going to be starting dinner soon, would you maybe… like to join us?”

“I’m grateful for the invite, but I really can’t. At this rate, I’m thinking it’ll be another all nighter.” Camila chuckled tiredly on her end.

“Yeah… alright, I’ll see ya another time then.” Eda ended the call, stuffing the bird back into her hair and turning to walk back to the house, kicking herself for being such a coward.


The trip to the Conformatorium, as well as their processing and imprisonment took most of the rest of the day, none of the teens having much to say to their captures, at least not since Sam blew up at them when Steve kept trying to make small talk. “I know my rights! I don’t have to say a word to you, or anyone else! I want to see a lawyer, right now!”

“Rights? What in the Titan’s name are those?” Steve asked curiously, receiving no answer except glares and bared teeth from the enby.

It didn’t take long for them to be finger printed, have their mugshots taken, and be thrown into a cell, though at least the four took solace they weren’t separated from each other. That solace ended when they realized they weren’t exactly alone in their cell, either. Several other prisoners were inside with them, and the cells next to them were full as well.

“Looks like they’re putting a lot of people away…” Tom observed, disbelief to see so many people stuffed into cells. Around him was a constant wall of noise, the other prisoners murmuring, fighting, arguing over the little personal space they had. It was all a bit much.

“How are you doing, Vee?” Masha asked, gripping the basilisk’s hand tightly. Unfortunately for them all, the key and their other belongings had been confiscated when they’d been brought in, before their hands could be unbound. Any chance of escape was looking slim, and Vee was looking a little green in the cheeks after being confined once more.

“I- I’ll be fine. We’ll come up with a plan,” Vee tried to remain hopeful, despite the clawing dread. “I won’t- I won’t let us rot in here, okay?”

Masha did her best to smile, to encourage her girlfriend, “As long as we have each other, I’m sure we’ll be fine…”

“You’re all woefully optimistic for being stuffed into a cage,” a dry voice at the back of the cell commented, drawing their attention. A young man with wild eyes and brown skin greeted them from his corner, eyeing them like fresh meat. “I’d give up hope myself if I were you. It’s just another thing they can take away from you.”

The teenagers did their best to ignore him, turning their backs on him. The man’s eyes still pierced through them, each of the Cabin Seven members feeling them on their backs. The man opened his mouth again, “Any of you have any belts you can spare? I’ll only need it for a minute…”

“Don’t listen to him,” another man, this one middle aged with a beard on his chin and a balding head, said. “And for the Love of the Titan, don’t give him anything. He’s done nothing but try to kill himself since they put us in here.”

“Not that I blame him,” another woman, with long dark hair and complexion said. “They even took away my notebook. I can’t even write anything anymore. I’m utterly bored to death.”

“And now we’re all stuck with your oral fanfiction about food, which brings us back to the conversation of suicide,” a smaller woman who was splayed on the cold stone floor said, rolling her eyes as she groaned.

Sam took a step back from all of them, “Okay, I can see you’re all very familiar with each other, so we’ll just leave you alone and be over here…” they backed away towards the opposing wall, beckoning their friends to join them.

Vee on the other hand, was sniffing the air, a familiar scent filling her nostrils. “Number two?”

Tom’s nose scrunched up, then he covered his mouth and nose with his hands, “Oh, God, is that what that smell is?”

The first man to speak however, had a dangerous flash in his eyes. He glowered in his corner, sneering in the basilisk’s direction, “What did you just say?”

Vee’s eyes were alight with recognition, despite the stranger’s cold shoulder. “You’re Number Two!”

In an instant he was on his feet and in front of Vee, a maddening anger overtaking every inch of his expression. Masha tried to put herself between Vee and the man, but he knocked her aside as if she weren’t even there, his hands clasping around Vee’s throat as he began to shout, “Don’t ever call me that again if you value your life! Never again!”

Vee choked, fighting against the prisoner, Tom and Sam attempting to come to her rescue, but each was swatted aside like flies. Even the other prisoners attempted to save Vee’s life as it was strangled out of her, but the wrath of the witch wouldn’t be sated as he kept screaming and shouting. “I have a name! I am a person!”

Vee smacked the man’s hands with her palms, gasping for air and getting none. Her mouth worked, desperate to speak, to get words out, “I…. A- am… Num…ber F- ech… five!”

No sooner had the last syllable left her lips did the grip slacken, the man taking a step back in shock as Vee fell to her knees, gasping for air. Her friends didn’t hesitate to join her side, forming a human wall between Vee and the stranger, who looked at his hands as if they were snakes, biting people out of his own control. He sniffed at the air, “Nu-number five?”

“Vee, who is this guy?” Masha asked, fists raised and ready to strike, but Vee put a calming hand on her shoulder, showing no anger towards him herself despite the bruises rapidly forming on her throat.

“I- I am, I was-“ The man began, unable to form a coherent sentence. He looked desperately at Vee, looking for answers, looking for what to say.

“He’s a basilisk, like me,” Vee choked out, keeping her voice low enough the other cells couldn’t hear, but not quietly enough, as the others in the cell inhaled sharply, murmuring among themselves.

Despite the assault mere moments ago, Vee approached her fellow basilisk, slowly so as to not startle him. “What do I call you now, since you have a name, brother?”

“Dos,” He said quietly, “My name is Dos. And you are?”

“Vee.” Vee responded, laying a hand on his shoulder, giving it a gentle squeeze, “Dos, can you tell me, what has happened to the others? Have you heard anything since our escape?”

Dos shook his head, “Most of the others disappeared. One said she wanted to see the Knee… I don’t believe she intended to come back from the cold. Six and Three left together, if they are still free, captured, or dead, I don’t know. Four… is dead.”

Vee lowered her head and sighed, “I’m sorry to hear that, Dos.”

The older basilisk shook his head, “Don’t be. Four couldn’t handle her freedom. She started targeting schools, draining the students of their magic. I’m not saying she deserved to die, but she was bound to be recaptured at some point… I think death was preferable.”

Dos seemed to remember he wasn’t alone, looking to his companions, “Forgive me. These are my compatriots. Harvey, Katya, and Amber. We have another who shares this cell, but he’s being ‘questioned’ now.”

“I’m glad to see you’ve made some friends,” Vee attempted to smile. Dos returned it, but it didn’t meet his eyes.

“Less friends, and more that we have a common goal. I joined the rebellion, eager to take down the empire that tortured me and my siblings our whole lives. Unfortunately, we were all captured on a mission.”

Harvey massaged his temple, “Wait a minute, wait a minute, I’m still trying to wrap my head around all of this. Outside of the one who attacked the school, I thought they all went extinct hundreds of years ago. The Emperor’s Coven said it had been frozen in a block of Ice for all that time and managed to escape!”

Katya rolled her eyes, “Do you really believe everything the Emperor’s Coven tells you?”

Harvey paused, realizing exactly who he worked for, and facepalmed, “Alright, sorry, that was dumb of me. That was back before I joined, sorry.”

“Our people were revived, in small numbers,” Dos explained, leaning against the back wall of the cell, “We spent our lives in cages, poked, prodded, experimented on. We were treated like animals… and some of us, like Four, became animals. We eventually managed to escape, and finally we were free to live our lives. Except the Emperor’s Coven knew we were on the loose, and were on the lookout.”

With a confused glance at Vee, it occurred to him he had no clue where the youngest basilisk had been all this time, “Where have you been hiding, Vee?”

“Found a portal to the human world.” She admitted, fingering one of her round ears for them to see. “I only came back when the same portal took one of my friends. We could all escape, if only we could get the portal key… they took it when they jailed us.”

Realizing she had her own introductions to make, Vee grabbed Masha by the shoulders and ushered her forward, “This is my girlfriend, Masha. We met in the human world. And those two over there are my friends, Tom, and Sam.”

“Pleasure to meet you,” Tom tried his best to be polite to the incredibly strong snake creature that had almost killed them.

“Touch Vee again, and your head comes off,” Sam warned, dragging their thumb over their neck in a cutting motion.

“So, you’re Vee’s… older brother?” Masha asked, unsure about all of this, and still not liking the other basilisk.

“Technically, no relation. Each of us are basilisks, but entirely different species. Four was a Greater basilisk, for instance,“ Dos explained, then pointed to himself, “I am a Fringed Basilisk. And Vee is a Fat Tailed Basilisk.”

Vee’s face blushed crimson as her friends chortled at the name, “H-hey, stop it guys! I can’t help it, it’s where I store all the excess fat in my body!”

“So we should help you lay off all the snacks,” Sam snorted, covering their nose to hide the noise.

Vee covered her rump with her hands, before realizing she was still in human form, “You- you can’t even tell! I’m not getting fat!”

Masha put an arm over Vee’s shoulder, “Don’t worry, babe. I don’t mind if you get a bit husky in the rump.”

Vee tried her best not to look utterly humiliated as that made her friends lose all control and let loose their laughter. Even some of the BATs weren’t free from a fit, Amber giggling childishly along with them.

Katya rolled her eyes, exchanging a glance with Harvey, who simply shrugged at the immaturity of teenagers. “Alright, come on, have all of you forgotten something? Like where we are?”

Turning to Dos, Katya crossed her arms, “Why didn’t you mention you were a basilisk? We probably could have had you transform and get us out of here.”

Dos shook his head, “Just because I work alongside witches, does not mean I trust them. My secrets are my own, and kept for my safety.”

The others looked like they wanted to argue, but couldn’t say anything against the man. “As for transforming? Wouldn’t work. It would blow my cover, exposing me for what I am. They’d have dragged me off, to a fate worse than any death you can imagine. Besides, I need magic to transform, and I’m drained enough as it is. Being in a cell again… has not been good for my mental health. It takes everything I have to keep the form I have now.”

Vee nodded, “Same, I’m running pretty dry myself. I could maybe do a partial transformation, but…”

Katya groaned, “Are you two forgetting something? You have access to magic, right here!” At their confused looks, she gestured to herself and the other witches in the cell.

Vee and Dos glanced at each other apprehensively, Vee turning back to the witch, “I, I don’t like to take magic from living things anymore. Not after what the Emperor’s Coven made us do.”

“You are my allies, I can’t do that to you.” Dos agreed, swallowing down a bit of bile that built in his throat.

“I’m giving it freely!” Katya argued, “I’m sick of being behind bars. We have a way out, and all you need to do is suck a tiny bit of magic from me, and we’re done. So get over yourselves. The Rebellion needs us!”

Harvey nodded, joining Katya’s side, “Take as much as you need from me as well. I have a daughter out there, and I’d do damn near anything to see her again.”

Amber jumped up, adding her voice to the choir, “And I just wanna see what happens! Do your thing, we’ll be fine!”

Masha placed a hand on Vee’s shoulder, giving her a gentle shake, “We’ll be right here. The sooner we get out of here, the sooner we can get Clara, and go back home.”

Vee licked her lips nervously, “You’re right. We’ll take what we need, and then get out of here.”


Derwin was beaten and bruised, but not broken. The Guards had tried to get him to spill anything about the BATs, but he’d refused to give them anything, and eventually they had given up their interrogation attempts for the time being, dragging him back to his cell.

Literally dragging him. A guard on either side, supporting him at the shoulders and pulling his limp feet across the ground until they made it to the cell block he and the rest of his team were being kept at. There, the three were met with an odd sight.

Two coven guards were inside the cell, along with the unconscious bodies of Katya, Harvey and Amber, along with a few newcomers. These guards were pulling on the bars, and calling for help.

“Thank the Titan you’re here!” One of the guards cried out, “We came in to take one of the prisoners in for questioning, when they tried to attack us. We managed to subdue them, but were locked inside. Can you get the door?”

One of the guards holding Derwin up looked to the other, then shrugged, pulling out a key ring with a group of large, iron keys and shifting through them until they found the one they needed. Carefully positioning themselves so they could unlock the door and bare half of Derwin’s weight, they stuck the key in the lock and twisted, opening the door and allowing the captured guards out.

“Thank you! We have no idea what we’d do without you.” The second guard said in relief, taking and pumping the arm of their savior. “Here, why don’t we help you with that prisoner?”

“Well, we’ll never turn down free help,” The key wielding guard laughed, spinning the keys on his ring.

The two captured and now released guards took Derwin away, heaving him up and onto their shoulders like the guards who had him before, then took a step back, “Alright, guys, we’re ready!”

“Ready for what?”

“We weren’t talking to you,” The new guard said, and back in the still open cell the prisoners quickly rose to their feet, rushing the two interrogation guards, making them drop their keys and shoving them into the cell in their place.

“Guys?” Derwin asked confused, looking through one swollen eye, “What’s going on?”

He jerked when he realized the guards holding him had changed shape, now looking like an unfamiliar teenager and Dos, and his confusion doubled. Amber quickly took Vee’s place, removing Derwin’s weight from the girl’s shoulder, while Katya grabbed the keys off the floor.

“We’ll explain later, we need to get out of here,” Katya responded, then grinned wildly as she realized these keys could be used on the entire cell block full of jailed, covenless witches, “Preferably after we cause some chaos.”

She turned to the members of Cabin Seven, “There should be a prison storeroom nearby that has your stuff in it. You handle that, while I let everyone else out of here. After that… I’ll take you to see my boss.”


Dinner at the Owl House was quite the event. The small table could not hope to contain everyone who called the place home, but they tried anyway. A menagerie of chairs from around the house had been pulled up to the table and squeezed where they could fit at the cramped space. Everyone’s elbows bumped, you couldn’t reach for any of the food without reaching over someone else’s dish, and the chatter was hard to follow as three different conversations seemed to be going at all times.

Clara could see why Amity loved it, even if it was a bit overwhelming. Amity took the cheerleader’s plate, piling on food from various bowls before handing it back with a smile, “You have to be careful what you eat here. Stick to the griffon eggs and the vegetables you recognize if you don’t want the worst stomach ache of your life.”

“Why would I recognize any of the vegetables?” Clara asked, eyeing a bowl of what looked like spike covered zucchini. As her plate was placed in front of her, she poked at what looked like a baked potato, with her brow scrunched as she eyed it suspiciously.

“Because I grew them.” Amity answered, “Well, sorta. They’re from the Human Realm, but I used plant magic to grow them with a friend. If you’re going to be here a while, I can introduce you to Willow. Gus, too, now that I think about it.”

Clara blinked, the idea of Amity having her own vegetable garden that she took care of was so far and away from the person she saw in her mind, that it almost made her laugh that Amity doing manual labor shocked her more than her learning magic. Then again, how Amity was perceived was exactly why she had stayed here in the first place, so perhaps Clara shouldn’t be too surprised in the end.

The food was good, but the company was better. Everyone sort of melded together, like a big, happy, adoptive family. All except for one, the newest aside from Clara, the one named Hunter, who was rather quiet compared to everyone else.

Seeing as they were both the newbies, Clara took it upon herself to try and start a conversation, “So, you were once a part of the evil Empire here, huh?”

Hunter grit his teeth, inhaling through his nose in annoyance as he picked at his plate, “Yeah, I suppose I was.”

Clara bit her lip, swirling her own fork around her half eaten vegetables, “You know, I’m dating a basilisk back home. She escaped from the Empire’s clutches, and made it through the portal door before Amity got rid of it. You… didn’t have anything to do with that, right?”

Hunter side eyed her, analyzing her before answering, “I knew about the basilisk program, if that’s what you’re asking. Not that I had anything to do with it, I only attained the mantle of the Golden Guard about a week before their breakout. Since then, all experimentation on Basilisk’s has come to an end.”

“Because The Emperor learned his lesson, and realized it was incredibly wrong?” Clara asked.

“Because it was increasingly costly, and we couldn’t risk another breakout.” Hunter stated plainly.

Clara frowned, spearing her potato with a fork, “That’s horrible. Vee is just as much a person as anyone at this table.”

Hunter looked uncomfortable, shifting in his chair, “I’m not saying that this ‘Vee’ isn’t as much of a person as I am. Just that the Emperor doesn’t share that opinion.”

“Geez, do we have to talk about politics at the dinner table?” Eda chided, “Back in my day, you’d just go outside and pummel each other over your differing opinions.”

The two bickering teenagers lapsed into silence, Hunter bowing his head and not meeting the human’s eyes. “Sorry.”

“Sooo,” Eda decided to guide the conversation away from anything that could start a fight, settling on the most boring and safe thing she could think of, “This might be a bit early to spring on you, since you just got here, but I’m heading into Hexside tomorrow to get Broody over here signed up for classes, you interested? Or are you like the twins and want nothing to do with school, like a real bad girl?”

Clara opened her mouth, only to close it, not having expected schooling to already be on the table. Across from her, Hunter’s brow furrowed, “Wait a minute, when were you going to tell me about all of this? Why don’t I get a choice?”

Eda cut into her meat, taking a bit before answering, “Because you’re like Boots, you need structure. You’re ice cream binging and lying about on the couch are reminding me of some issues we had to work out a few months ago, and I’m nipping this in the bud before you get into my booze.”

All eyes fell on Amity, who lowered her head, “Can we not bring up that dark period in my life, Eda?”

Eda waved her hand, “It’s all in the past. Not even the biggest screw up anyone here has done.”

Turning her attention back to the ex-Golden Guard, she smirked, “Besides, why wouldn’t you want to go to school? Rigid rules seem right up your alley.”

“Because my Uncle might find me there? I’m not ready to see him.” Hunter asked, teeth clenched as he leaned across the table to glare at the Owl Lady.

The harpy woman shrugged, “I mean, Luz and Amity and even King now go, and they’ve never been bothered. Would it even occur to him to check?”

Hunter opened his mouth, then slammed it back closed when he couldn’t come up with a retort, instead crossing his arms and leaning back in his chair. “Fine, I’ll go.” A moment later, hand covering his mouth, he uttered out a quiet, “Thanks.”

Eda gave a small snort, “No need for that. You need all the social interaction with kids your age that you can get.”

Clara’s mind was still on her fellow humans, though, so she turned to Edric and Emira and asked what was on her mind, “Why aren’t you two going to school then?”

Emira shrugged, “Lack of interest on my part. Magic just doesn’t really appeal to me, I guess?”

Edric played with his food, taking a bit longer to admit his own reasons, “I think… it’d feel too permanent. Like, I already sleep here, eat here, do everything here. If I go to school, then that means I’m living here, and it makes me feel like I’ll never get back home, you know?”

Emira seemed surprised by her twin's answer, reaching out and putting a comforting hand on her brother’s shoulder, “Wow, Ed, that’s… I didn’t know you felt that way.”

Edric shrugged, “It’s nothing, just… something that’s been on my mind. It’d be like I was giving up, and I’m not ready to do that yet.”

Emira shook him, smiling brightly, “And we haven’t given up. We’ll get back, some day, you just wait and see.”

Back to the question at hand, Clara clicked her tongue, “If it’s all the same, I… think I’ll turn it down, too. I am actually interested in learning, but I think my efforts are better spent trying to get us home. I’ve got people waiting for me there.”

Eda gave another nod, “I can respect that. As long as you know the option is open. I have faith you’ll figure out a way home eventually, but it could be a while.”

Luz raised her hand, bringing the table's attention to her, “While we’re on the subject of school, can I ask what Amity was like at her old school?”

Amity kicked Luz playfully under the table, “Come on, Luz, you’ve asked that already with the twins.”

“Yeah, but they’re your siblings!” Luz argued, “I wanna hear about you from your friend!”

Luz looked to Clara expectantly, kicking her feet under the table as she waited for the blond to talk. Clara cast an amused glance over to Amity, who rolled her eyes, and she began, “Amity was basically my best friend since second grade. Our parents were the richest in town, though hers blew mine out of the water in comparison.”

The cheerleader closed her eyes as she pictured herself back in her early childhood, “We did everything together. We ruled the school, and were the popular girls. I think only Edric and Emira were better known among the student body, since Amity was a bit more antisocial.”

Luz cocked her head to the side, “How do you mean?”

Clara shrugged, “Well, as we got older, Amity would spend less time with me and the rest of the group we had at school. She’d study in the library, which was her way of saying she was reading her fantasy books.”

Amity looked away, avoiding Clara’s eyes, “Don’t think I didn’t notice. I know you weren’t studying, you already had the best tutors at home, why would you use the school library?”

Clara took a bite of her food, looking back at Luz, “But, you should know by now, that’s just how Amity is. Not much of a people person.”

“I… wasn’t aware she was like that.” Luz said slowly, glancing over to her girlfriend. “We always hang out, and she spends plenty of time with our friends.”

Clara blinked, looking back at Amity who was still not looking back at her, “Really? I know for the past few years it was a struggle to get her to do anything with me….”

The table was quiet as the words left her lips, the atmosphere awkward. Clara came to a silent realization, and the faces of Amity and her siblings made it clear they knew exactly what she was thinking. She quickly set her fork down, suddenly no longer having an appetite. “Oh.”

The human girl slid out of her seat, eyes downcast, “Um, excuse me. I’m going to go and wash up…” She didn’t wait for anyone to respond, turning away from the table and marching into the living room and up the stairs to the bathroom, closing the door behind her.

She turned on the sink, and gripped the counters, squeezing her eyes tight as she realized just exactly why Amity was so happy here, so open. She glowed here, and maybe it wasn’t just because her parents stifled her back home. Clara was almost embarrassed she hadn’t put it together before.

A knock sounded on the door, and Clara did her best to ignore it. Unfortunately, that just meant whoever was on the other side went for the knob, jostling it until it opened, and Clara was met with a pair of bright blue eyes and a head of lavender hair. “Can we talk?”

“Will you even take no for an answer?” Clara asked bitterly, turning off the running water. Amity pursed her lips, and shook her head no, “That’s what I thought.”

The blonde sat down on the closed lid of the toilet seat, sniffling. She might as well get this over with, and went with the first thing on her mind, “You know, I suspected as much… back when I first met Vee, and she was wearing your face, she was so closed lipped about why ‘you’ had run away. I thought maybe ‘you’ hated me. I was almost relieved to hear you’d been sucked into another dimension.”

She gave a hollow laugh,” But it turns out it was true… Were we ever even really friends? Or did you just hang out with me because of your parents for all that time?”

Amity stood there with her mouth open. She leaned against the counter, then let out a sigh, “My parents made me hang out with you. Your family was influential, you were ‘going places.’ And I hated that. I never hated you, just the situation. They never gave me the choice.”

“So what, you just tolerated me?” Clara shook her head, “No, you didn’t even do that. You started avoiding me as soon as we got into high school, and you had less supervision.”

Amity didn’t deny it, “Clara… I did avoid you. I was so caught up in hating how little control I had, I didn’t really take the time we were forced together to get to know or appreciate you. I was too wrapped up in my own problems… When I got here, I admit, I didn’t even think about you until-”

“Until what?” Clara asked.

“I met this girl, named Boscha.” Amity started, breathing in through her nose, “She was… a lot like you. Popular. Beautiful. Got away with whatever she wanted. And a bit judgemental about anyone below her on the social ladder.”

“I’m flattered she made you think of me,” Clara deadpanned, more than a little upset to be compared like that.

Amity cut her off before she could say anything else, “Believe it or not, after talking with Boscha, we settled our differences, and I learned she was a lot more than that. Someone I can actually call a friend now. And when we buried the hatchet, I thought about you again, and how I never gave you a fair chance.”

“I wondered if you missed me on the other side, because… I was starting to miss you,” Amity admitted. “As I got closer to Boscha, I realized that, maybe I threw away someone who could have been a really great friend, if I’d just made the effort to talk. And I was sad, because if I was never going back to earth, it meant I’d never get the chance to see if we could have been friends. Real ones.”

Clara bit her lip as Amity took her hands in her own, “If there is one upside to you being trapped here, it’s that I got to see you again, and try. I wasn’t a good friend to you before, Clara. I honestly wasn’t a very good person in general. So, if you’re willing to try, I want to ask, will you give me another chance?”

Clara’s eyes stung as they grew damp, “You know, I missed you while you were gone. So much. And not just when you were away, when you were avoiding me too. You really were the person I considered to be my best friend, and being ignored really hurt.”

“I’m sorry,” Amity whispered, kneeling down so she was eye level with the sitting blonde, “I’ll make it up to you if I can.”

Clara nodded, “Okay. You’d better. I’m talking- gossip, and girls' nights, and everything you avoided doing with me, until I get back home.”

“Absolutely,” Amity smiled, “Anytime you want.”

The pinkette opened her arms, and the two embraced, squeezing each other tight. “I look forward to us getting to know each other as real friends now.”

“Same.” Clara nodded, resting her chin on Amity’s shoulder as they continued to hug it out in the Owl House’s small restroom. “I’m ready to know the real Amity Blight.”


“Okay, I know we were breaking everyone else out of there, but did we have to take him?” Sam scowled as they walked through the streets, borrowed white hoods thrown over their heads as Katya led them through the night, avoiding any guards and any prying eyes at the night markets.

Trailing behind them, gag in his mouth and hands tied, was Jacob Hopkins, who had been found a few cells over, borderline catatonic. His cheek sported a swollen bruise, a special gift given to him by Masha the moment they’d opened his cell for what he’d done to Clara.

Vee sighed, knowing exactly where her friends were coming from, “It’s better we take him now. I don’t like him any more than you guys do, but we couldn’t just leave him in there. We’ll take him home with us, and dump him off to the cops, and that will be that.”

Tom shook his head, “Don’t see why we can’t just open the portal door and throw him through now. We have the key again, that’s an option.”

“And give him a chance to flee?” Vee asked, feeling the weight of the reclaimed key in her pants pocket. “No way. We take him in with us, and give our testimony to the cops when we get back, so he can’t ever bother us again.”

Jacob tried to talk, but the gag muffled anything he tried to say in his defense. Masha pushed him forward, “Keep walking. We have enough rope we could hog tie you and drag you in the dirt if we wanted, so consider yourself lucky you’re allowed to use your legs.”

“Shhh,” Katya shushed them, gesturing for the group to follow her. The quartet from the Human Realm, followed by Amber and Dos, who helped carry Derwin, rounding a corner and nearly bumping directly into someone new.

Katya balled her hands into fists, ready to strike, only to realize she knew this person, “Lilith?”

The woman pulled back her own hood, revealing a head of black, wavy hair and a face covered by thick glasses. “Katya? What- I thought you were in the Conformatorium?”

“We were,” Katya nodded, motioning to her companions, “But we managed to escape, along with a few new friends. We’re heading back to HQ, figured we can repay the favor these kids gave us and help them find a missing friend.”

Lilith’s eyes traveled over the group, landing on the humans, her eyes widening, “I see. Right, I was heading there myself. Follow me.”

The group moved towards a manhole, and they carefully and quietly made it down the pipes. Derwin had to be carried on Dos’s back as he went down the ladder, the man still too weak to walk or climb down himself after his brutal interrogation.

Together the group made their way down the pipes that made up the Bonesborough sewers. The humans all held their noses as they traveled, groaning at the smell, but the older witches kept their complaints to themselves, moving quietly until they came to a split in the path. Katya went to go down one way, while Lilith started to go down another, the older witch pausing when she noticed.

“Oh, right. You’ve been imprisoned for the past few weeks, you wouldn’t know.” Lilith realized, folding her hands together, “There was a change in the location of the headquarters after your capture-“

“Right,” Katya nodded, Amber joining her. Turning to the confused humans who were feeling out of the loop, Katya explained, “Way back when we first formed, our leader, Raine, had all of us come up with a backup location in case one of us was captured or compromised. We were to keep the places we found from each other to keep them secret, so no matter what happened the Emperor’s Coven couldn’t get us all. Since we were all captured, that means there must have been a rush to get everyone out of the old HQ and moved in case the Emperor’s Coven came knocking.”

Turning back and following Lilith’s lead, Katya exhaled a sigh, “It’s a good thing we ran into you, then. I’d have led us right back to the old HQ. We didn’t give their location away, but the rest of the BATs likely boobytrapped it by now.”

Lilith motioned for the group to follow her to wherever the new headquarters were located, but Vee remained rooted to the spot, fiddling with her hands. “How can we trust that this new location isn’t the trap?”

The others looked at her, wondering where this was coming from. Vee gulped, but continued, “She just shows up, coincidentally at the same time as we’re heading to the same place, and tells us we need to go somewhere else without a chance to verify that ourselves? That sounds suspicious to me.”

Masha took her girlfriend’s trembling hands and gave them a squeeze, “Vee, I don’t mean to sound rude, but that’s a bit much, isn’t it? These bat guys know her.”

“B-but she’s Emperor’s Coven!” Vee hissed, “I know she is. I’ve seen her face before.”

And Vee had, though it had been many months. Almost a year, but she knew the Head of the Emperor’s Coven anywhere. Lilith Clawthorne had to make yearly inspections on the Basilisk programs the Emperor ran, and while she’d never raised a hand to Vee or any of her siblings like the guards had, this woman contributed to their suffering. She signed the paperwork that kept the cruel operation going.

Lilith’s mouth gaped, her eyes showing her confusion, “What would a human-“

Shaking her head, she tried again, “Yes, I’m the ex-head of the Emperor’s Coven. I’m not sure how you came upon that information, but I can assure you, this is no trick, or trap. I staked my life with the rebellion, and have been working to erase my past misdeeds.”

Vee’s nostrils flared, wanting to ask if she counted as one of the things Lilith was trying to erase from her past, but it was Dos who spoke next, putting a hand on Vee’s shoulder and giving her a gentle shake, “I’ve watched her closely since I joined. I wouldn’t use the words trustworthy to describe her, but I know the Emperor will never take her back. Her word is good, as long as it’s going to keep her safe. If she says she’s trying to atone for her sins, she means it, even if there are ones she will never be able to fix.”

Vee conceded with a sigh, gesturing for Lilith to lead the way She didn’t have to like the woman, nor trust her, but as long as Dos would vouch for her she’d continue to follow Lilith down the new path. She just made sure to watch the witch’s hands as they went.

By the time they had arrived at their destination, the teens' feet were tired and aching, “I feel like I’ve walked twenty miles today, easy,” Masha whimpered, dragging her heels as they went.

Amber looked around the tunnels, her own sense of direction from years of living above this area tickling her brain, “Isn’t this…”

“Just a bit more,” Lilith assured them, casting a light onto what at first appeared to be a stone, brick wall, until they noticed the giant hole, large enough for any of them to crawl through. On the other side of the bricks was a block of wood patching the hole up, which Lilith rapped her knuckles against.

Someone on the other side pushed the board out of the way and peeked through, someone who didn’t look much older than Vee or her friends. “Lilith? And… oh my gosh, Harvey, is that you?”

Harvey let out a happy gasp, “Viney! I never thought I’d be happy to see you again!”

“I know, right?!” The Hexside student exclaimed, spreading out her arms. Her expression froze, as what he’d said hit her, “Hey, wait, what does that mean?!”

“We can celebrate this reunion later, may we come in?” Lilith interrupted, clearly not happy to still be surrounded by sewage. Viney nodded, pushing the rest of the wooden barrier away and beckoned them to all come inside.

Lilith went first, followed by Harvey, who held his arms out through the hole so Derwin could be passed to him. Each of the resistance members went next, except for Katya who brought up the rear, allowing the humans and Basilisk to go ahead of her. What awaited them inside was something none of the teens were expecting.

“Are we in a library?” Vee asked, looking around at the shelves upon shelves that lined the place. Looking back, even the wooden barrier that blocked the hole in the brick wall was a bookshelf, old and heavy and covered in dusty tomes.

“I knew it!” Amber grinned, “We’re somewhere under the Bonesborough library!”

“The Forbidden Stacks, to be accurate.” Lilith supplied. “This is one of the older, less visited wings. We’ve blocked off the entrance to the rest of the Stacks, hiding this area of the library behind a false wall. With any luck, Malphas the Librarian won’t notice a small wing has disappeared.”

“How did you even find this?” Dos asked, picking up one of the books from the shelves and flipping through it, coughing as the dust inside the pages got all over him.

“I didn’t,” Lilith responded simply.

“I did,” Another voice said, stepping forward, Lilith giving a bow of her head and strolling past her to do whatever business she had here. “Though, I admit, I only stumbled on it when I got lost in the tunnels looking for our old HQ.”

Camila Noceda, clad in her CATs uniform, sans the mask, had approached, looking at the recovered BATs in wonder. “I was hoping to mount a rescue in the next few weeks, after things got settled… I’m so glad you’re all here.”

However, she noticed someone missing, not among the new faces Katya had brought with her, “Where is Raine?”

A silence enveloped the group, as Raine’s first companions all glanced at each other, not understanding what Camila was talking about, “What do you mean? We assumed Raine was here, with you? Who’s been running things if not them?” Katya asked.

Camila breathed a sigh, then beckoned to Viney, “Could you show our new guests around while I debrief the others?”

The student did her best to smile, “Sure thing, Ma’am. I’ll show them around the stacks, and where they can and can’t go.”

Turning to her peers, Viney gave them all a smile, “Follow me.” Without much else of a choice, Vee, Masha, Sam, and Tom all followed after Viney, pulling Jacob Hopkins along for the ride. Camila waited until they were out of earshot to continue with the BATs.

“Raine was captured in the forest, shortly after you all were.” Camila told them, her lips forming a grim line, “I was injured, almost lost my hand and my life. While Eda stayed with me, Raine went out, and distracted the Coven heads. They said…”

Camila swallowed, “They told me that if they weren’t back by the next day, that I was to assume command as the next senior officer in line with you all gone.”

“I see,” Katya murmured, bowing her head sadly. “Raine wasn’t with us. We all assumed they were here, holding down the fort.”

They lapsed into silence, Camila biting down on her lip. The Beast Healer gave a short nod, “Well, now that you’re here… I’m sure Raine would want you to take command. You were their second, after all. You helped start this whole thing.”

Katya put her hands up, expression strained, “Whoa, I can’t do that! I- I’m just the pamphlet girl! Sure, I have ideas, but- well, you’ve been running this for the past few weeks. You have a better handle on it than I would. Or Amber or Derwin, for that matter. Raine chose you, and you’re the best to lead right now.”

“I’m not exactly in the best condition to lead right now, even if I wanted to,” Derwin grunted, gaining Camila’s attention.

“Oh, you poor-“ Camila stepped closer, spinning a circle with her finger, “Here, let me help you with that.”

His wounds began to close, stitching together, while the swelling that blotted out his eyesight began to recede. Unfortunately, the spell fizzled out not even halfway through, making the young man hiss and Camila frown as she inspected her coven seal.

“Okay, what was that?” Harvey demanded, pointing at Camila, “I’ve known you since Willow was in her first year of Hexside, and you couldn’t do that before.”

Camila held out her arm for him to see, and he winced, seeing the scar running over it, “Back in the forest, when they took my arm off, they damaged my coven seal. Since then, I’ve been able to access all of my magic again… or none of it at all. It’s a total crapshoot, like a bad Crystal Ball reception.”

“I’m sorry, Camila, I know that has to be rough,” Harvey said sincerely, knowing Camila made a living and supported her daughter off the use of her Beast Healing magic.

“It’s fine. I’ve had to put my day job on the back burner, but I have more time to run things down here.” Camila assured him. Turning back to Derwin, she gave his shoulder a gentle pat, careful not to touch any of his wounds, “I’ll have Viney look at you when she gets back.”

“If it’s not too much to ask, Camila,” Harvey spoke carefully, understanding this woman was now technically his superior, “I’d like to cut this short. I need to get home, see my husband and daughter.”

Camila nodded, “of course. Take care, and keep out of public for a while.”

Harvey gave a nod, then took his leave, exiting out of the hole in the wall so he could ascend back up to the surface.

Dos watched him go, and took his own time to speak, “Camila, I need to apologize…”

The woman looked at him, head held high, gesturing for him to continue.

“Harvey told me that after I was captured, the knife I tried to use on myself was instead used on you. The fault for that lies on me.” Dos explained, head hung low in shame. “You have always been a kind witch to me, you didn’t deserve that pain.”

Camila eyed him evenly, and replied “You weren’t the one who stabbed me. You aren’t responsible for that. They are. The Empire that employs them is. You don’t need to bear the blame for that.”

Leveling her gaze at him, she crossed her arms, “With that said, you’re being removed from field duty for the foreseeable future. You may not have stabbed me, but you did endanger the mission. I can’t have a liability on mine or anyone else’s teams, is that clear?”

Dos bowed his head in response to that, but Camila was done with this conversation, “If you’ll excuse me, I should go check in on our guests. I’m sure all of you have families you wish to contact, you should do so now.”

With that, she left, looking for wherever Viney had taken the other children. The new base wasn’t as large as the previous one, consisting of one large open room made of stone. It was full of tables and chairs that used to be for reading in, though now those same tables were dusty, pushed up against the walls, with the chairs stacked on top. Instead of rooms, Camila and the other resistance members had lined up various bookcases, joining them up and forming makeshift areas. It was in one of these that Camila found Viney.

“And you'll never believe what’s stored in this area. Books!” Viney lifted both of her arms, showing off the collection of literature, likely for the tenth time since she started giving the tour. There wasn’t exactly a lot to show off at the moment.

She noticed Camila coming in, and sent her a smile, “Well, I think that’s all the time we have for the tour. Seems the boss lady wants to talk to you now.”

Camila glanced her eyes over all of the teenagers, noting their ears all being round, a detail she’d missed in her excitement to see her companions again. “Before we discuss anything, I have a question for you all.”

They looked at her with large eyes, and she pointed to the oliphant in the room, “Why is that man bound and gagged?”

“He knows what he did,” Sneered Masha, looking very much like she wanted to reach out and smack the man again.

Vee shook her head, “He’s the reason we’re all here. He kidnapped one of our friends, and we came to rescue her. Katya actually brought us to you to see if you could help us find her.”

Camila frowned at Jacob, but didn’t have him untied like she’d originally planned. Instead she refocused on the children in front of her, “As luck would have it, I might be able to help. I’ve already received a report that another human has been sighted and found here on the Isles earlier this evening.”

“You’ve already found Clara?” Vee breathed out in a mix of delight and disbelief. Beside her, Masha clapped her hands together, while Tom and Sam silently cheered.

“I wasn’t given her name, but yes. She’s…” Camila glanced towards Viney, who was giving her an amused look, eyes twinkling mischievously, “She’s with my ex right now, okay?”

“You’re… ex?” Tom asked carefully, making sure he had heard that properly.

“Why is our friend hanging out with your ex?” Sam inquired as Viney snorted.

“That’s a difficult question to answer, let's just say things between us are complicated right now.” Camila sighed, rubbing her brow. She wasn’t going to discuss her love life with a bunch of kids. “The good news is, I can contact her, and get you to her tomorrow. You should rest up, and we can head out in the morning.”

Masha tugged on Vee’s sleeve, “Should we head home for the night, then? You don’t have to stay here if you don’t want to.”

“Yeah, with the key, we’ll be able to jump right back here, right?” Sam agreed, not liking the idea of sleeping on the hard stone floors of the CATs HQ. “We can drop Jacob off with the police, and sleep in our own beds.”

Camila blinked, paling, “Wait, you have a portal key? As in, here, now, on your person?”

Vee nodded, slipping her hand in her pocket and bringing out a key more than a little familiar to Camila’s eyes. The witch’s eyes widened, “Okay, change of plans. We’re going tonight. Right now. We’re not sure what Belos is planning in that castle of his, but I’m not risking keeping that key in this universe one minute longer than I need to for as long as he wants it.”

“That’s fine with us,” Vee answered, slipping the key back into the confines of her pocket. “Just lead the way.”


The lights were off, the house quiet, and all that Clara could hear outside of the rustling of wind were Hooty’s snores from her spot on the pull out couch. On the floor, in a nest of pillows and blankets, was Hunter, drooling and occasionally murmuring in his sleep, and at the foot of the mattress was King, snoring softly.

Clara kind of envied them. Having to sleep in a strange new place in a strange new world was difficult. Her mind could hardly grasp it. She’d been laying on her back, clad in pajamas Amity had lent her, and staring at the ceiling for almost an hour now, feeling tired enough to collapse but entirely unable to sleep.

She wondered what was happening back on Earth, if the others were looking for her, wondering where she had gone. She probably wasn’t going to see them again for a long time, which she better get used to. It was kind of funny, she’d tried using the key to get closer to magic, so she could be closer to her girlfriends, and yet here she was, as close to magic as humanly possible, an entire universe apart from them.

Clara let out a sigh, then rolled on her side, trying not to think about that too much. She already missed them so much. Not just Vee and Masha, but Tom and Sam as well. There had to be some way back. Any way back.

Then she and Hunter jerked upward as a pounding landed on the front door, King unbothered by the noise. Voices sounded on the other side, muffled, except for Hooty’s, who spoke at a volume anyone could hear. “Camila? Oh, yeah, Eda’s asleep by now. You want me to wake her? Okay, but if she’s grumpy, that on yoooou.”

Clara clutched her blankets, eyes wide with panic. Beside her, Hunter put himself between her and the door, not knowing this Camila anymore than Clara did, and not trusting anyone who’d demand to see Eda in the dead of night. The woman was a wanted criminal, after all. In Hunter’s hands, a staff formed with a red cardinal at the end, around the same time there was a shattering of glass from upstairs and a loud “HOOT!”

All the lights flickered on, illuminating the living room. From upstairs the sound of a door being opened echoed, and the clacking of talons on the hardwood floors rang, until Eda was downstairs, wiping at her eyes groggily.

Hunter turned his eyes back to her, narrowing them, “Eda, who’s Camila, and why is she here?”

Seeing the staff in his hands, Eda rolled her eyes, “Calm down, and put that away. I don’t know what she wants, but at worst it's a booty call from my ex, so please don’t threaten her while she’s here.”

Both teenagers looked disgusted, but Hunter did as Eda asked, the staff disappearing, with Flapjack settling down on the boy’s shoulder. As Eda bared down on the door, Hooty took initiative and opened it on his own, revealing a short woman garbed in red, white and black, flanked by a group of teens.

Eda blinked, tired and confused, “Uh, Cam, I know I’ve taken in a lot of kids lately, but I can’t be everyone’s Mom. I think it’s about time you adopted a few yourself, and stopped saddling me with being the parent.”

Behind the Harpy, Clara let out a gasp, “Guys!”

On the other side of the door, without waiting for Eda’s permission to enter, the others Camila had brought rushed inside, hopping up onto the bed and wrapping their arms around their friend. Clara squeezed her friend back, laughing her heart out as Vee and Masha laid kiss after kiss on her cheeks. That is, until the bed creaked from all their combined weight, startling all five teens. “Let’s get off of this thing.”

“Good idea,” Sam agreed, each of the cabin seven crew sliding off the side and back onto the floor, minus Tom, who threw himself against the mattress and breathed a happy sigh.

“I’m never walking anywhere again,” The slothful boy groaned, feet tired from being on them all day.

“How did you guys even get here?” Clara asked, grabbing each of her girlfriends by the hand, still in disbelief they were here, and that she wasn’t just having a wish fulfillment filled dream.

“Wasn’t hard,” Masha shrugged, “Same way you got here, we just didn’t drop the key like you did.”

“You did leave a pretty powerful magical artifact just laying on the floor, one of us was bound to notice,” Vee joked, squeezing Clara’s hand. As tense as she was, a sense of relief filled her to see the human girl safe and sound.

Clara seemed to realize that Vee was there, in the one place that scared her the most. She let go of her grip on Masha’s hand so she could cup Vee’s face, “You came here? For me?”

“It was her idea, we practically had to beg for her to take us along for the ride,” Masha teased gently, putting her now empty hands on Clara’s shoulders.

Vee looked prepared to downplay her role in this turn of events, but didn’t get the chance before Clara pressed her lips to her cheek, close enough to capture the corner of Vee’s lips with her own. Anything the basilisk was going to say before left her brain as steam coming out her ears as her brain boiled and turned to mush.

“That was very brave of you, Vee.” Clara said quietly, trailing her fingers across the basilisk's red tinted face. Vee opened and closed her mouth, but was unable to form a word, only capable of choking out a few syllables.

Masha crossed her arms, pouting, “And how come she gets all the credit? I’m here t-“ Clara shut her up with an identical kiss, leaving two sputtering girls standing uselessly in the middle of Eda’s living room.

Eda turned to Camila, gesturing at the group with her thumb, “And where did you manage to find these four?”

“Five, actually,” Camila corrected, motioning behind her to the still tied up Jacob Hopskins outside the house, “and they broke out of the Conformatorium earlier this evening, along with several of our captured members, including Harvey Park.”

“So he’s alive, good,” Eda breathed a sigh of relief, “I’m glad to hear that. I’d hate for the Plant girl to lose her dad.”

As Camila and Hopkins joined the other’s in Eda’s house, the sound of more footsteps coming down the stairs met everyone’s ears, and the tired faces of Amity, Luz, and the Blight twins joined the rapidly filling living room. Luz took a look around the place, confusion worn for everyone to see on her face, “What’s going on down here? Mama?”

Camila waved to Luz, then froze, a thousand yard stare on her face as she realized what she was wearing. In her rush to get the residence of the Human Realm back where they belonged, she hadn’t changed out of her CATs uniform, still wearing it proudly for everyone to see, sans the mask that hid her identity.

Luckily, Luz seemed too tired to realize, even as Amity beside her raised a brow. The twins were all far too focused on the other humans who were inside the living room to care, gaping in awe to see so many. Emira took a step forward, mouth hanging open, “How did- where did you all come from?!”

That drew a few of the teens attention, with them recognizing all three of the Blights as the missing kids from their town. While Amity had been known to reside in the demon realm, where the twins had disappeared was still up in the air. Tom, being the oldest, and having gone to school with the twins, looked them over, “Uh, we have a key, and this door-“

“Do you still have it?!” Edric shouted, bounding forward and grabbing Tom by the collar of his shirt, nearly pulling the poor boy off the bed and to the floor below.

Vee slipped her hand in her pocket, pulling the bronze key out for everyone to see. Edric let out a small cry, blinking away tears that formed at the sight of it, “It’s really here. We’re actually going to go home!”

He collapsed onto the bed, a blubbering mess, sobs of relief escaping his throat. Emira rubbed his back, biting her own lip to hold back her own happy tears, “Come on, you dumbie, don’t cry like that. You’re making us look lame in front of the newbies.”

Amity smiled and shook her head fondly, happy for the twins, and for Clara. She could recognize these people as Clara’s friends from the story she’d told earlier that day in the library, from the glasses on Sam’s face, to the gap in Masha’s teeth as she smiled wide. These people came to Clara’s aid in her time of need, and Amity was glad to know her human friend had people like this in her life.

Still in his place on the floor, half covered in blankets, Hunter raised a finger, “Sorry to interrupt, but… could I see that for a moment?”

Vee, who he’d been speaking to, turned to the teenage boy, not knowing who he used to be, or what his past was. She just knew this was someone who’d helped her girlfriend out, and that was good enough for her. Before anyone could object, she nodded, and dropped the portal key into Hunter’s waiting hands. “Sure.”

The tension that overtook the room could be cut with a knife as all eyes fell onto the ex-Golden Guard, who now had the key his emperor needed in his grasp. He twisted and turned the key in his grip, looking over every detail of its make with a discerning eye. “So, this is the thing he’s been after for so long…”

He seemed to realize everyone who knew who he used to be was holding their breath. Eda’s clawed hands clenching and unclenching at her side, Amity fingering a paper with a glyph on it, Luz gulping and reluctantly readied to cast a spell circle. Even the twins looked ready to tackle him, and pry the key out of his hand. The Cabin Seven crew were starting to pick up on the distrustful vibes, looking around them in confusion about what the big deal was.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when Hunter held the key back out, with him giving a grumpy look around the room, “I was just taking a look at it…”

“Eda,” Camila started hesitantly, “Why is the Golden Guard in your home?”

Vee nearly dropped her reclaimed key, scrambling to get it back in her grasp before clutching it to her chest, and taking a good few steps away from Hunter. Eda rolled her eyes, and turned to her ex, “He kinda decides to take a break, and didn’t have anywhere else to go-“

“So you decided to adopt the Emperor’s right hand man?” Camila asked, utterly bewildered, “And you didn’t even tell me about it? A random human, you call me up for, but not the fact you have one of the biggest sources of information we could ask for in the palm of your hand?”

Eda paused, then raised her clawed hands in her defense, “Now, I don’t really think he counts as the Emperor’s right hand man… more like his right hand boy. And I’ve been busy, you know, raising all these kids! I also didn’t want to overwhelm him, or make him think we’re using him…”

She coughed, then under her breath added, “It might also have slipped my mind to mention it…”

Camila facepalmed. Meanwhile, on the other side of the room, something clicked in Luz’s head. “Wait a minute, Mama, how did you know Hunter was the Golden Guard?”

Something else clicked, and Luz’s eyes bulged out of her skull, “Wait a minute! Mama, you’re Milly?! From the Bat Queen’s Forest?!”

“Nice of you to catch up with the rest of us, kiddo.” Eda slow clapped.

“But-, What-, How?!” Luz sputtered, her mind desperately trying to cope with the image of her Mama, a mild mannered Beast Healer, with the badass image of her fighting in the forest.

Camila rubbed her temples, feeling a headache coming on from more than the lack of sleep she’d been getting, “I’ll explain tomorrow, mija. Needless to say, this is why I’ve been so busy lately.”

Luz’s face scrunched up, as she was clearly feeling torn up about this revelation. “It’s… so cool, but- why didn’t you tell me?” She couldn’t keep the hurt out of her tone as she asked.

“Later,” Camila insisted. “We have more important things to do right now.”

Hunter finally untangled himself from his blankets, and seeing Camila tense at the action he held up his hands, “Look, I can see I’ve made things weird, so I- I’m just going to go. I’ll, I don’t know, get everyone a hot drink, or something. That will wake everyone up.”

“Come on, Kid, you don’t have to-“ But Hunter was already out of the room, stepping into the kitchen. Eda sagged, casting her eyes over at Camila, “You’ve made him uncomfortable. I’ve been trying my damndest to get that boy to open up… ugh, oh well, at least he’s keeping busy.”

“Okay, this is everyone who’s come in through the human realm, right?” Camila asked, ignoring Eda for the time being. Around the room, the kids from the human realm nodded, “Good. We need you to go through soon. The faster you leave, the faster we put off Belos’ plans for the ‘Day of Unity,’ whatever that is.”

Vee nodded, a small smile on her face, “Don’t worry, I plan on eating the key when I get back. It should be all the magic I need for a lifetime.”

Amity, Luz and the twins looked confused and disturbed, until they remembered that Vee was a basilisk, like Clara had mentioned. Hearing Vee’s plan, Ed and Em stepped forward, “Hey, wait a second, can’t we talk about this?”

The basilisk shook her head, “No, not really. We go home, we stick it to Belos, and I never get magic cravings again. What’s there to discuss?”

Emira gestured to Amity with both of her arms, “Uh, the fact our sister is staying here? And we need a way to visit her!”

“I agree with Vee,” Camila spoke, crossing her arms. Her lips pursed as she realized this would be a difficult decision for them to accept, and it was hard for her to demand, but she’d started getting used to making these kinds of calls since she’d had to take over for Raine. “The Key is just too dangerous to keep in this realm.”

Edric stared, slack jawed at Camila, “And why do you get to make that call? We barely even know you, outside of you being Luz’s mom, and now apparently you’re part of some rebel cell? It’s not even your key, it’s Eda’s.”

Eda frowned, not liking to be pulled into the middle of this, but Edric had a point. Besides, she’d gotten a bit attached to the twins. Between her own feelings, and Amity’s should she never get to see her siblings again, she did have to put her foot down, “they’re both right, Cam. We can’t just destroy it.”

Camila shot Eda a stern look, “I’m not asking, Eda. If you’re protesting this, then you can take it as an order from the CATs.”

Eda wasn’t sure where Camila got the nerve to order Eda around in her own home, and crossed her arms, eyes flashing dangerously, “So, you’re trying to pull rank, now, huh? You become the head of a rebellion for less than two weeks, and you think you can try that on me, of all people?”

“Wait, wait, wait,” Luz shook her head in disbelief, “Mama is running the rebellion now?”

“Later, Luz!” Both her mothers shouted, turning to face their daughter.

Around the living room, fights were beginning to break out. Vee’s friends, for the most part, sided with her that the key should be destroyed, except for Clara, who had only just rekindled her friendship with Amity, which splintered the recently reunited group. The rest of Cabin Seven didn’t take the news well, having spent the better part of the day inside a prison cell, and wanting never to have to deal with the Boiling Isles again. Even Masha, despite her love of magic and witches, had to side with Vee ever so reluctantly, just because of the dangers the isle presented.

Meanwhile, the entirety of the Owl House were urging for the key to remain, and that it would be safe here with them. The loudest among them were the twins, who were even threatening to stay behind and finish their own door if it meant being allowed to keep seeing their sister. The volume had risen enough that King had finally awoken from his slumber, looking very lost as to what a whole new group of people were doing in his home.

The level of noise and chaos came to an end when a voice shouted down all the rest, “Will everyone just calm down for a minute!?”

All faces in the room turned to land on Hunter, dressed in one of Eda’s frillier aprons that said “One Bitch of a Witch” on the front and carrying a tray of steaming mugs. He glared at all of them, from Luz and Amity near the stairs, to Eda and Camila by the front door. “Alright. That’s better. Now, why don’t we all settle down, have a nice drink of cocoa, and talk over the very obvious third option.”

“If it’s so obvious, why haven’t any of us thought of it yet?” Eda goaded, but just earned a pair of narrowed eyes in response. Hunter held out his tray, indicating he wasn’t going to talk until everyone took their mugs, and appreciated the hard work he’d put into them. Once everyone had a cup, sipping awkwardly at their drinks, Hunter set the tray aside, and began, “The Rebel Traitor is right, you can’t keep the key here if you want it out of the Emperor’s hands.”

That made the pro-key side open their mouths ready to argue, but Hunter held up his hand, “Let me continue! You can’t keep the key here, but that doesn’t mean it has to be destroyed.”

He looked around the room, “the third option is that you keep the key in the human realm, away from prying eyes and hands. When you-“ he gestured to the twins, “- need to visit, you have someone on that side open the door for you, and close it behind you. Keep track of your time, and synchronize when your business is done here, and they can open the door again from the human side. That way, it never has to enter this realm again.”

Everyone around him sipped at their mugs, feeling embarrassed they hadn’t come to a similar conclusion themselves. “Well?”

“That’s… an acceptable idea,” Camila admitted. “As long as the key doesn’t come back, at least until Belos has been removed… I’m willing to go along with it.”

“Good,” Emira nodded, “And… thanks, Hunter.”

“Yeah, maybe you aren’t as evil as we thought,” Edric grinned.

Luz grinned brightly, flashing her friend two thumbs up, and even Amity was giving an approving nod. Vee meanwhile clung tightly to the key, but eventually gave a slow nod of her head, “I’d still prefer I eat the damn thing…”

“But you can still get access to plenty of magic,” Masha soothed, squeezing Vee’s shoulders.

Clara nodded, reaching out for Vee to take her hand, “I’ll make sure to bring something tasty back for you anytime I visit Amity.”

“We will too,” The twins swore, placing their hands over their hearts.

“I'm just glad the yelling stopped,” Tom stated plainly, still laying down on the couch.

“Weh?” King croaked, still confused but not complaining that the shouting had ended, downing most of his own mug of cocoa before smacking his lips.

“Mmmff mmmff mmm!”

The rest of the crew turned to see Jacob, standing where he’d been left near the door, tied and gagged. Used to odd sights like this, Amity didn’t bother questioning why an adult human man was being held captive in their living room, and instead inquired, “What’s he trying to say?”

“Doesn’t matter. I’ll shut him up,” Sam stepped forward, ready to kick the man in the shins. That just made him protest more, grunting louder as he tried to have himself be heard.

Luz winced, and decided to intercede, “I don’t mean to be rude, but it could be important?”

Sam grimaced at the girl, before rolling their eyes, “Fine, fine, I’ll let him talk.”

The gag was removed, Jacob giving a sigh of relief to have his mouth free for the first time all night, “Finally!”

“Make it quick, before we decide to shut you up again,” Masha warned, shooting the man a death glare.

He paled, shifting a little under the ropes that bound him, “I- I don’t want to go back!”

Everyone around him blinked in confusion, with Vee openly gaping, “E-excuse me?”

The man's eyes glistened, “I want to stay here, with the demons and witches! I can see now, I was wrong! So wrong about everything. This isn’t Mars, and while they do seem to have a corrupt government, they aren’t evil! They’re just people, like you and I!”

The Cabin Seven crew couldn’t believe what their ears were hearing, as they cocked their heads, “What?

“Besides, I have to help fight against-“ Jacob began, everyone, even Camila leaning in to hear his next words, “- The higher beings that have tricked everyone into believing this world is anything but a simulation! They can’t silence an agent of free expression!”

Everyone deflated, “Oh, yeah, still a conspiracy nut,” Tom sighed, knowing it was too good to be true that Jacob had suddenly become sane.

Amity shook her head, bemused, “Don’t worry, I know someone he’ll get along with great. I’m sure he and Tinella Nosa will be good friends.”

The grown human cheered, happy he’d be able to stay in this world of magic. That, however, was Cabin Seven’s cue to leave, Vee breathing out her nose in irritation, “okay, I’m ready. Let’s get out of here before I change my mind about eating that key.”

She pressed the button to summon the door in the center of the room, setting aside her still steaming mug, and gestured for everyone who was going with her to come. Tom reluctantly removed himself from the bed to stand beside his friends, while Clara took a step closer to Amity, who met her halfway, wrapping her in an embrace. “I’m glad we got to see each other again.”

Amity chuckled, patting her friend on the back, “You’re saying that like we’ll never see each other again. You’re free to visit as often as you like.”

“I don’t remember agreeing to that!” Eda hollered from across the room, ears twitching as she picked up their conversation.

“Ignore her,” Amity grinned, pulling away.

Behind her, Edric was speaking to Luz, “You’ll take care of Echoric for me, right? He needs a good home, and I can’t bring him with me, no matter how much I might want to.”

“That’s surprisingly mature of you, Ed,” Emira smirked, figuring he’d have thrown caution to the wind and brought the Echo Mouse with him.

“I’ll do my best, Ed.” Luz promised.

Edric wiped away tears that were beginning to build in his eyes, “He needs his cage cleaned at least once a week. And he likes to be played with. I know he can eat whatever books he can get his paws on, but he likes eating handwritten notes about how much you love him the most, and-“

Emira groaned, grabbing her brother by the collar, “Come on Ed, we don’t have all night.”

She dragged him over to Amity, “We won’t bore you for long. This isn’t goodbye, and we’ll be around tomorrow to get our stuff. But take care, Mittens. We’ll miss living with you, and we love you, right Edric?”

Edric sniffled, nodding his head. “So much! Almost as much as Echoric!”

His sister rolled her eyes, then cast her gaze over to Eda, “Hey, Owl Lady! Thanks so much for looking out for us while we were here!”

The harpy waved a clawed hand, brushing her thanks off, “Don’t mention it. You two are always welcome back, as long as it’s not for any more overnight stays. Make sure to visit me when you’re drinking age, we’ll get hammered together.”

“We will!” Emira agreed, at the same time Edric asked under his breath, “didn’t we already drink a lot of her stash?” He was quickly shushed.

“It was nice to meet you all,” Amity said in closing to her fellow humans, plus Vee. “Please, look after Clara for me. I’m glad she has all of you in her life.”

“We will,” Vee promised, looking them all over one last time. “And thank you all for your help. I’m grateful to have met some genuinely kind witches, and I wish you all luck in taking down the Emperor.”

And like that, they began to walk through the door, one at a time. First was Tom, who threw himself through the door and onto Vee’s futon on the other side. He was joined by Sam, who gave a backwards wave, not looking back to see who returned it. Next was Edric and Emira, the sister dragging the brother along as he continued to cry emotionally about missing his pet. Next was Masha, who blew everyone a big kiss.

Finally, Clara went, turning around and standing on the other edge of the door, beckoning for Vee to do the same.

The basilisk blinked tiredly, feeling the weight of the day hit her now that she was so close to home. Even Tom was exhausted, if the fact he was already snoring audibly enough to be heard a universe away. Vee took a step, only to gasp as her legs wobbled, sending her toppling to the floor, and that was when she realized something was very, very wrong.

Around her, the others fell, one by one. On the other side of the door, Vee had front row seats to her girlfriend’s eyes rolling in the back of their skulls as they collapsed unconscious to the ground. Vee’s limbs felt heavy, every breath a task in itself, and the basilisk desperately tried to drag herself through the door, clawing at the wooden floor, only for a hand to reach out, grasp the handle, and slowly close the portal in front of her face. Vee could only watch as her friends, passed out in the human realm, were unable to stop the door from closing, clicking shut as a pair of boots entered Vee’s vision.

“Why?” Vee choked out, barely hanging onto the edge of her consciousness through spite and sheer willpower, “This was… your idea…”

Above her, Hunter frowned, getting down on one knee and prying the key from her tight grip. “As brilliant a plan as it was, I only suggested it to give me time for the sleeping nettles I put in all your drinks to kick in.”

He laid a gentle hand on her head, which she attempted to bite, letting out a hiss as she did so. She even tried to suck up his magic, drain him dry and force him into the same state she was in, but to her horror he had nothing to take. He was an utter abyss, lacking a single drop of magic for her to steal. He pulled away from her, and gave a slow shake of his head, “I’m sorry. Truly I am. But I can’t let a basilisk escape back to the human realm. Don’t worry, I have no plans to turn you in tonight, but… I can’t just let you go, either.”

Vee growled, too tired to fight it any longer as sleep overtook her. Hunter took one last glance around the room, seeing all the sleeping bodies that had fallen to the floor, except for Jacob Hopskins, who was still too tied up to be any threat and cowering in fear in the corner. Hunter folded the portal door into its briefcase form, then took a breath, making peace with his decision. Stepping over Vee’s body to head for the exit, he suddenly let out a gasp as a hand wrapped tightly around his ankle, pulling him back.

“Hunter? Why?” Luz asked, looking up at him with indescribable hurt in her eyes. He swallowed tightly as he looked down on her, feeling a stab at his heart for having to do this. He’d hoped she’d be asleep before discovering his treachery.

“Because,” He answered in a small voice, “Some things can’t be stopped by a feel-good attitude, or an extended hand of friendship. My Uncle has a plan for me. The Titan has a plan for me, and he needs me by his side. He isn’t evil, Luz, and I hope you’ll see that one day.”

Luz’s hurt turned to anger as she glared up at him, and he had to fight to get her grip to release, kicking and pulling until finally she lost her mental struggle and fell asleep, allowing him to leave the Owl House unabated.

Outside, Hooty couldn’t stop him, having been his first target, getting his drugged cocoa before Hunter had left the kitchen. The House Demon was limp in his socket, face in the dirt, and didn’t wake even as he was dragged against the ground as the door was opened and closed behind Hunter.

The magicless witch wandered into the night, a bird flying down and perching on his shoulders. He glanced at Flapjack with tired eyes, “You think I made the wrong decision, don’t you?”

The bird tweeted, yanking at his ear with his beak to try and make him go back, but Hunter kept trodding forward, ignoring the pain. “It’s better this way. You’ll see.”

Eventually the palisman gave up, setting down on Hunter’s shoulder, looking forward and past the boy. For a moment, Hunter thought Flapjack was going to leave him, but the bird refused to take flight, staying by him even as he chose to return to his Uncle’s side.


Vee awoke to the sound of arguing voices. Wincing, she tried to cover her ears, but that didn’t block enough of the sound out. Were Tom and Sam arguing again? She never did learn what UST stood for…

Cracking her eyes open, she stared at an unfamiliar ceiling, and everything came rushing back. Jerking wide awake, she came to two realizations, one being that it was day already, the morning light pouring through the windows, and two, at some point she’d lost her human form, as she no longer had feet to pull herself up onto.

Ignoring the still sleeping demon on the pull-out sofa, as well as the missing presence of Jacob Hopkins, who must have vanished into the night, Vee slithered into the kitchen of the Owl House. She grimaced, seeing the source of the shouting. Eda was seated at the table, while Camila paced the room, and they were yelling at each other. It wasn’t hard to figure out why.

“How could you have trusted him, Edalyn? He’s worked for the Emperor his entire life!” Camila hollered, and Vee had to agree with her there.

Eda buried her face in her hands, “Yeah, all, what 16 years of it? Look, I made a mistake, Cam, but he was just a kid. Luz was right that he deserved a second chance, I gave it to him. It was his choice to blow it.”

“And now Belos has everything he needs for the Day of Unity!” Camila pointed out.

“I know!” Eda shouted back, standing from her seat and spreading her wings, “I’m just saying, what else was I supposed to do? Leave a teenager who was having a mental breakdown to rot in a caving in mine when he had nowhere else to go?”

Camila sputtered, gesturing angrily, “I- I don’t know!”

From her own seat, Luz looked up, her eyes red from tears that had been shed all throughout the morning. Leaning against her was Amity, looking as miserable as everyone else felt, knowing that once again she was separated from her brother and sister, maybe for good this time, and on top of it all she’d likely never see her friend again.

The two girls locked eyes with Vee, who seemed uncertain about her position here. The basilisk lowered her gaze, nervously twisting her hands within her own grip, unable to call attention to herself to the adults without her friends beside her.

Luckily, she didn’t have to. As Eda and Camila were about to launch into it again, the kids called their attention, gesturing over to Vee. Both adults looked to the side, seeing the basilisk, and sagged in their spots, unsure how to proceed.

“Sorry, kid. We came in here because we wanted to talk without waking you up. Guess we got a little out of hand, and ended up doing so anyway,” Eda muttered apologetically. Across from her, Camila nodded in agreement.

“Wh-what’s going to happen now?” Vee asked quietly, feeling more lost than she ever had before.

Cam and Eda glanced at each other, and for now, decided to put aside their differences. Camila turned and stepped towards Vee, putting a hand on either of the girl’s shoulders, “Right now, we look ahead. We’ll do everything we can to stop Belos. I know we can get that key away from him, but… we’ll have to work together.”

Eda nodded, “Besides, we haven’t exactly been sitting around all this time with our thumbs up our asses. Before you came along, we were working on our own door to the Human Realm. You can use the groundwork that the twins left behind.”

“We’ll do it,” Amity agreed with a nod, knowing that someday, she’d see her siblings again.

“And we’ll kick the Golden Guard’s ass while we’re at it,” Luz added, receiving a glance for her uncharacteristic use of a curse word, though she tellingly didn’t receive any condemnation from her Mama for using it, the woman agreeing wholeheartedly.

“You can stay with me in the meantime,” Camila offered, sending the basilisk girl a smile. “I can tell everyone you’re my niece, or a cousin, if you’d like?”

Eda raised an eyebrow, “Wait, you’re not making her room with me this time?”

“You did make a good case last night. It’s about time I started adopting some of the kids thrown your way,” Camila smiled, trying to inject some humor into the room after their morning conversation.

Vee nodded, “Can- Can I see the door?”

Eda stood from her seat, gesturing for Vee to follow her. Everyone gathered, stepping out through the back door and behind the house, where a haphazard door made of scrap sat, notes taken from Philip’s journal tacked to it in various places. The rickety door creaked in the wind, looking ready to fall to pieces at any moment, but for now, it was all Vee had.

It would have to do.

 

End of Season 2A

Notes:

Me: Sees last chapters comments ranging from “I really like the finished redemption arc” to “you rushed the redemption arc!”
Me, sitting back with a smug, Grinchy smile on my face: All according to keikaku…

So… who could have foreseen this coming? I mean, I mentioned last chapter in the author's notes there that I thought Hunter had to go through the cliche, “Villain is tempted to turn, but refuses it,” trope that all redemption arcs have, only to not use it in that chapter, then mentioned how I wondered what would happen if the key was absent in that scene, only to introduce the key a chapter later.

This isn’t the end of Hunter’s redemption arc, it’s the start of it. More “Zuko at the end of season two” than most of the arcs, though. There was a reason I kept the gang from learning his name. Hunting Palismans was the start of his arc in the show, and that’s where we learned his name. Amity and the others only earned his name last chapter.

Also, if you’re disappointed Vee didn’t get much time with Amity or Luz in this chapter, don’t worry, I have plenty of stuff planned for them in the future now that she’s the one stranded in the Demon Realm.

I suppose the Previous Day’s Fib in this case refers to Hunter turning over a new leaf? … Nah, still a stretch, I just wanted the silly title.

Basilisk number 4 is dead. I like to think her name was Shi, Japanese for four, and part of Shini, meaning death. 4 is sorta like the Japanese equivalent of 13 because of its connection to the word death. I never got to discuss that before, but I mention her in this chapter so I might as well bring it up as a little fun fact.

Also, for extra hilarity, this chapter was written and mostly finished about two weeks before Hollow Mind aired, along with Belos’ motivation. Jacob has grown more in a single day than Belos did in 400 years in this canon.

This chapter was an utter pain to write, and I don’t think any amount of editing will change up my distaste for it. Not for the idea, nor the execution, but for the sheer amount of dialogue I had to write for it. I hate writing dialogue. I never really plan for the dialogue! That’s the part I freestyle the most, and there was so much here that this took me forever to write, not because of the length of the chapter itself, but because I had to sit down, and think up conversations for these people. Characters that have not, and never will interact in canon, talking to each other. It’s hair pullingly frustrating at times.

So… where do I go from here? Believe it or not, I’ve got a rough idea of where to go up until Hollow Minds, which is the most recent Episode as of this writing, and if I stick to my schedule, will be the most recent episode when this is posted. Depending on the rest of the season, I might just end up going completely off the tracks. Honestly, ever since my authors note back in Pain of A Sorceress, where I thought about where I could have taken the plot by derailing the entire episodes events by not having Luz and Amity go to the castle, meaning Lilith would have been kicked out of the coven and Eda wouldn’t have found out about Lilith cursing her, I’ve considered derailing the plot entirely multiple times, and honestly, I’m not sure if I can wait for season 3 to start and end before writing an ending for this fic, so I might make plans to make my own ending up and disregard any season 3 material. I’m taking a long break either way, with no current plans for more Interludes or Intermissions between 2A and 2B as of this moment, so I’ll see you in 2-3 months!

Until I see you all again, take care of yourselves. I mean it! And leave a comment if you can, they’re always appreciated.

Chapter 29: The (Coven) Pride Parade

Notes:

Hello once again! How has everyone been the past few weeks? Do anything productive while I was away? Let’s see, I platinumed Elden Ring, and… no, wait, that’s about it. That’s all I did in all this time. Good game, though a little overhyped. Nowhere near my favorite Soulslike in the end(tied between Sekiro and Bloodborne), though I still platinumed it out of tradition.

Turns out in my attempt to make a silly joke, I accidentally predicted the BATTs becoming the CATTs, too. I was canon before it was cool.

Oh, also that finale happened, and was Titan damned amazing! Holy Hell, I was literally shaking by the end! I can’t wait to see where it goes!

Now, in the magical words of Bo Burnham:

 

"I'm sorry I was gone
But look, I made you some content
Daddy made you your favorite,
Open wide
Here comes the content
It's a beautiful day to stay inside."

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

‘Dear Diary

Things… haven’t been going well since the last time I’ve written in you. Hunter The Golden Guard betrayed us, and just as we got the portal door back to Earth, too. I can’t even be happy that Ed and Em are gone, seeing as now I don’t know if I’ll ever see them again.

We haven’t given up hope entirely, though. Before the door was taken, Ed and Em were working on their own way back. Vee, a basilisk that’s been living in the human realm, is trying to unlock the secrets that will get the thing working. ‘

Amity paused, her pen freezing in place as she looked up from her diary to check on the newcomer. She and the basilisk were outside the Owl House, in the backyard, where Vee was busy hammering away at the boards that made up the door. She seemed entirely focused on trying to keep the shoddy construction stable enough that it wouldn’t collapse on itself. “How’s it going, Vee?”

That unfortunately broke the basilisk’s concentration, making her miss the nail and instead hammer down on her thumb, and she let out a yelp. Amity winced in sympathy, offering an apologetic smile. The basilisk hissed and sucked on her wounded thumb, glaring back at the human who had interrupted her, “Things will be so much better when I’m back home.”

Amity apologized again, sucked in a breath, then turned her attention back to her diary, her scribbles being drowned out by more hammer strikes. ‘As for everyone else, Eda is doing her best to keep our spirits high, but it’s pretty clear even she isn’t taking this backstabbing well. Not to mention Luz. She isn’t talking to me right now. Not like she used to, at least. She’s closed herself off, and I can't tell if I should give her space, or try breaking down her walls.

Until she’s ready to open up again, we have other things to do. Today is the Coven Day Parade, after all.’

Amity closed her diary, picking herself off the ground and headed inside the Owl House, where Eda was cooking breakfast. As the harpy did that, Luz and King sat at the kitchen table, the demon desperately trying to get his sister to engage in bread puns with him, and getting nowhere. He looked over to Amity, giving her a hopeful look, “I think Luz thinks my puns are getting stale. Maybe you won’t be so sour, dough?

Amity did her best to force a smile, her eyes glancing past King to check on Luz, who’s glum face didn’t brighten over the awful jokes. Instead her eyes were downcast, hands gripping the table tightly while her mouth formed a line, and it was all Amity could do to not let out a whine that her girlfriend was still in such a funk. Looking back to King, she kept up her false smile, “I don’t think I’m bread-y for that level of rye-sponisbility.”

Both looked hopefully in Luz’s direction, but her downturned lips didn’t so much as twitch upwards. Downcast, King let out a soft chuckle that lacked any mirth, “That- that was a good one, Amity. Didn’t know you had it in you…”

Any attempt at further bread or yeast based puns was interrupted by Eda’s tall form towering over them as she set their plates of food in front of each for the children, noting the absence of one snake girl. The wings upon her back twitched as she looked at her kids, then out the window to Vee still trying to get the door to not fall to pieces. “She’s been at that for days…”

“I made her take a break earlier,” Amity assured her, setting her diary on the kitchen table. “I can’t exactly blame her for wanting to get home. If things were reversed, I’d be working myself to death to get back here.”

Eda gave a fond shake of her head, “And we’d be working just as hard to bring you back.”

Despite the circumstances, Amity allowed a warm feeling to fill her at her mentor's words. “Thanks, Eda.”

The harpy woman drew herself to her full height, “Well, enough about that. You guys have a pretty big night ahead of you. King said you’re all going to the Coven Day Parade? Gonna egg some of the floats as they pass by, or something? If so, count me in!”

The human shook her head, “No, we’re not going to egg anything. Though I’m sure if you wanted to, you could provide your own supply.” She gestured to Eda’s feathered form, making the witch give her a crooked grin.

“I think I’ve laid enough bad eggs, don’t you think? She smirked, ruffling her daughter’s hair.

“We’re going to protest the coven system,” Luz spoke, finally entering the conversation and batting Eda’s hand off of herself. Her eyes were dark and her tone was flat as she continued, “Viney invited us. Some of the students from school are going to formally protest having to join a coven, and they figured Belos’ big, dumb, ego stroking party was the best place to do it.”

Eda laid a supportive claw on her daughter’s shoulder, giving her a gentle shake, “Gonna go stick it to the man, huh? I knew I raised you right.”

Luz gave a noncommittal grunt, brushing off her mother's hand off of her and standing to her feet, and walking out of the room with her hands stuffed into her pockets. “I’m going to go get ready… call me when it’s time to go.”

Eda grimaced as she watched Luz go without even touching her breakfast, “Geez, and here I thought she’d never hit her moody teenager stage. Kinda miss the constant optimism now that it’s here, though.”

“So do I,” Amity agreed, “She’s just taking things really hard right now.”

“Hopefully being around her friends tonight will liven her up again. She can’t keep stewing at home.” Eda sighed.

“Like you haven’t been stewing?” King asked mockingly, standing up on the table to gain a little height.

“Planning vengeance is not the same as stewing!” Eda insisted. “Someone’s got to teach that Golden brat a lesson, and since he made my kid sad I’m first in line.”


The parade didn’t start until sundown, giving everyone ample time to prepare. Their definition of prepared of course meant making signs to carry around at the protest. Amity had busted out her and Luz’s shared arts and crafts kits(Luz’s section having a lot more taxidermy tools than Amity was comfortable with), and together she, Eda and King had made a few handheld signs together as a family.

“Hey, check mine out,” Eda lifted her finished sign, which was composed of large letters formed by streaks of purple glitter that said ‘Belos sucks!’ She gave a prideful grin, giving the sign an excited shake that dislodged a bit of the glitter, getting it into her feathers.

Amity shook her head, suppressing a chuckle, “It looks great, Eda, but that’s not exactly protesting the covens as much as it is dissing Belos himself.”

“Which is an incredibly valid reason to not join a coven! Titan knows I despise that son of a witch, why should I have to conform to his system?” Eda challenged. “Now come on, show me yours. Let’s see if you’re shooting spells in a glass house or not.”

Amity picked up her own sign, featuring the main coven symbols at its center, with a shackle around them. Under that were the words “Don’t chain me down!

Eda whistled, “Alright, I’ll concede that your art skills are better than my own, even if I feel my message is more to the point.”

She turned to King, “and how about you, squirt? You almost done?”

King’s tongue was poking out of his mouth as he concentrated on his drawing. A little more glitter and a little more glue, and he held it aloft for all to see, “Behold my masterpiece!”

The entire sign was painted in flames, looking like something out of a death metal album cover. The bold letters, drawn in a shaky, unsteady hand proclaimed, “Vive lah reesistanze!

The human and harpy took one look at it, then glanced at each other. Eda gave a fond shake of her head, “As over the top as that is, we’re going to have to work on his spelling now that he’s going to school.”

“You can say that again,” Amity laughed, standing to her feet and wiping stray glitter off herself and onto the floor.

“What about meeee? Hoot hoot?” Hooty asked, looking up from his own half finished sign, a colored marker handing out of his beak as he tried to talk around it before giving up altogether and swallowing it whole.

“Uh, sure, Hooty. Show us what you did?” Amity answered, uncertain of what kind of artistic skills the bird tube could possibly have, but willing to humor him for the time being.

No one was prepared when he held up the poster board, revealing the scribblings of a madman. There was no obvious artistic skills on display, the entire thing appearing to be random loops and circles spiraling into each other, but in the depths of those scribbles, embedded in between each line, was a madness the likes of only one who had looked into the abyss unflinchingly could have come up with.

The human, witch and demon shuffled back and away from Hooty’s drawing, scrambling to put a bit of distance between them and it, “alright, I think that’s enough, lets get Luz and head out.” Eda insisted, swallowing a bit of bile that was building in her throat.

“Don’t you like it?” Hooty asked with exuberance, his head bobbing as he tried to keep the paper between his beak as he spoke.

King covered his eyes, “I-it’s great, Hooty! Maybe you should stop waving it in our faces though, and uh, finish it?”

Amity couldn’t bear to see the finished product, and instead cried out in desperation, “I bet it tastes twice as delicious as it looks!”

“Hmmm, you think so?” Hooty asked, considering the proposition. With what passed as a shrug for a being with no shoulders, he screeched out, “Guess there’s only one way to find out!”

The trio continued to step back and put distance between themselves and Hooty, who had begun to devour his drawing, tearing it to little bits and then swallowing those bits whole. A few more markers and colored pencils went with it, along with what Amity hoped was a bottle of non-toxic glue, not that she believed the toxicity would do anything to Hooty’s iron stomach.

“Way to go, Boots. Quick thinking there,” Eda praised, ruffling her adopting kid’s hair. “Now why don’t you go and get Luz, see if she’s ready? I’ll go see if the new kid wants to join us.”

As Amity and King bounded up the stairs, thankful to put more distance between themselves and Hooty, Eda strolled into the kitchen and out the back door, peeking her head out to check on the basilisk hard at work on the home made portal door.

“Heya, kiddo. You’ve been at that all day, wanna take a break and come with us? We’re going to go protest the parade to his big-headedness, could be fun.” Eda tried, leaning against the side of her house as she spoke.

Vee turned back, not a drop of sweat on her brow despite the warm sun that captured the awkward change between summer and fall. If Eda had to guess, it was probably because of the basilisk’s reptile nature, and wondered how the poor kid was going to fair come winter time. She’d speak with Camila and Dos about that later.

Vee seemed to consider Eda’s offer for a moment, but quickly dismissed it, “I’m good. I can still get some more work done here, and I wouldn’t be comfortable being there, anyway.”

Eda nodded understandingly, “Yeah, I understand. Not a fan of crowds? Personally I love ‘em, lots of people to pick-pocket, plenty of ways to hide, but I get it.”

Vee looked a bit uncomfortable, “It’s not just the crowds, it’s the wi- …Nevermind.” She shook her head, turning away from Eda to refocus on what was in front of her.

Shrugging, Eda turned back to the house, opening the back door, “Alright. You ever need an ear though, you’ve got plenty. We’ll be back later tonight, and if Cam hasn’t picked you up by then, I’ll drop you off at her place.”

Vee waved her off, frowning when one of the supports she’d nailed to the door fell, making the entire construction collapse behind her.


Together they went to town, Amity on Ghost, with Luz and King flying on the back of Owlbert, while Eda flew on her own two wings, making sure to show off with a sick trick or two as she sailed through the air. Her attempts to get the others to do a few loops with her fell on deaf ears, Luz not being in the mood, and King resisting the urge to hurl at the very thought.

“I raised a pair of buzzkills,” Eda complained as her feet hit the ground. Beside her, Amity landed, her palisman’s staff retreating so the cat could join her, rubbing against the girl’s ankles, while Owlbert returned to Eda’s hand himself.

“We just ate dinner, Mom!” King whined, clutching his weak tummy as he sent glares Eda’s way.

“And you could have experienced the joys of my cooking a second time!” Eda grinned, making Luz and Amity grimace, shivering at the picture forced into their heads.

“Why are you like this?” Luz asked, disgust plain on her face.

“Because I’m the fun mom!” Eda snorted cheerfully, giving her staff a spin in her hands, then resting it on her shoulders. “Now, let's go find the rest of your dorky friends. They should be around here somewhere, right?”

“Viney said to meet her by the Not-Dog stand,” Amity answered, gesturing with her head for the others to follow while holding her hand out to her girlfriend. Luz took it, giving it a tight squeeze that reassured Amity that despite her current dour mood, at least Luz wasn’t outright ignoring her.

The four weaved through groups of people, passing a variety of floats that were still being prepared on the closed off streets. The various witches and demons were adding last minute additions and mendings to their parade floats, each doing their best to outdo the others around them. Had it been for anything else, Amity would have loved to have stayed and watched, even join in with the festivities, but as it was, she couldn’t stomach the idea of celebrating something as restrictive as the coven system.

They had almost arrived to the meet up point when Eda’s ears twitched, the call of her name on the wind. The four stopped and turned their heads, seeing Luz’s other mother pushing through the crowd, her short form struggling to fit past the bodies of demons and witches alike. “Eda, I wasn’t expecting to see you here.” She huffed and puffed as she stopped in front of them.

“I could say the same about you. I know I’m not exactly fond of these things, buuut some kids from Hexside are doing some kind of protest. I brought eggs!” Eda grinned, pulling a carton out of her hair.

“I told you, we aren’t doing that!” Amity insisted, even as King took the carton from his mother, checking the expiration date and then holding them far from his nose.

“Ah, it’s good to see you, hijas, hijo,” Camila greeted them, giving each a look over. Amity filled with the same warmth that came over her every time Luz’s mother called her the familiar term, glad to have the chance to see the older woman. After the portal door had been taken, Camila has been busier than ever trying to figure out Belos’ plans for the Day of Unity, and hadn’t had the time or opportunity to check in on the Owl House, leaving them in Eda’s care. The only exception was Vee, who when she wasn’t sleeping in Luz’s room at the Noceda household, was either working on her portal door at the Owl House or down under Bonesborough at CAT headquarters, “Is Vee not with you?”

“I offered to bring her, but she declined,” the Noceda woman frowned at Eda’s words, and gave a shake of her head.

“I’d hoped she’d be up to trying to make more friends now… Titan knows the girl can use some right now.” She sighed.

Still, she couldn’t ignore the faces in front of her, “How are you all holding up?” Camila asked the children, eyes glancing worriedly over each of them.

Amity felt Luz give a squeeze of her hand, her eyes clearly avoiding her Mama’s, as downturned as her lips, so answered in her girlfriend’s place, “We’re doing as well as we can, with the circumstances.”

“That reminds me,” Camila turned to Eda, “I might need your help with something, if you don’t mind?”

Before Eda could respond, Luz interrupted, “is this for the CATS?”

Camila turned back to her daughter, whose steely eyes finally met hers. She looked tired, and stressed in a way Camila had only ever seen after Luz had transformed, but there was something hard behind her eyes that those other times lacked. Camila didn’t respond immediately, still unsure about how much to fill Luz in about her double life, but after letting out a heavy sigh she replied, “Yes, it is.”

Luz didn’t seem to register what was said to her at first, until she turned away, pulling Amity’s hand and the girl along with it. “Fine. Just… go.”

“Luz,” Camila tried, but Eda just shook her head.

Instead the harpy tried, “Hey, kiddo, here.” She held out the sign she’d made for the protest, which Luz reluctantly took with her empty hand, “You didn’t make one of your own, and doesn’t look like I’ll get the chance to use it.”

Luz glanced from the sign to her mother’s face, then let go of Amity’s hand so she could hold the sign up for a better look. Seeing the words “Belos Sucks!” On the sign brought the closest thing to a smile any of them had seen on Luz’s lips in days as the corners twitched upward, and she gave both her Moms a nod. “Thanks.”

“Take care of your brother, and no making-out with your girlfriend in public,” Eda told her, receiving a nod of confirmation in return, Luz taking a moment to stuff the sign under one of her arms so her hands were free for Amity and King to take.

The two adults watched the teens leave, Camila biting her lip as they did so. “She’s mad at me.”

“She’s mad at everyone and everything except her girlfriend right now,” Eda corrected, patting Camila on the shoulder. “Welcome to being the parent of a teenager. When I was her age, I wanted to light everything on fire, so it could be worse! Now, you said you needed my help for something?”

Camila pushed up her glasses and nodded, turning in the opposite direction that the others had gone and walking away, Eda right beside her, “I’ve exhausted every lead I have on where Raine might have been taken, or what the Emperor might have done with them.”

Eda’s expression fell, silently cursing the news. Even with everything that had happened in the past few days, Raine’s sacrifice and disappearance still weighed on her hardest, but she had held out hope for news on the CATs end of things. Heaving a heavy sigh, and trying to keep it together, she asked, “Then where does that leave us?”

“It leaves us with only one other option,” Camila answered, weaving through the crowd. She paused, making sure no one could listen in, “We’re going to have to question one of the people responsible for taking them. We’re going to use this opportunity to swipe one of the Coven Heads from their own float.”

Eda’s eyes widened, an impressed look on her face, “That’s ballsy. I like it. Who are we aiming for? I’d like to go after goop head, but Snapdragon and I have some history and I wouldn’t mind a trip down memory lane, for Raine’s sake.”

Camila dismissed both options with a shake of her head, “We need to be sure we can take them out quickly, and both Darius and Terra are powerful opponents with physical attributes. Same with Eberwolf and their beasts. That leaves us one option, Scooter Crane. He’s old, and his spell work without an instrument is sure to have slowed over the years. We swipe his flute and I’m sure we can capture him for questioning.”

“He did hang back a lot during our fight in the woods.” Eda remembered, tapping at her chin with one of her taloned fingers. “Who else is in on the plan?”

Camila approached a nearby tent, opening the flap. Inside the tent were the familiar faces of Amber, Derwin, Katya and Dos, the last one crawling out of a manhole in the ground the tent was parked above. As soon as Camila stepped inside they handed her her CAT mask, which was quickly fashioned to her face. “We’ve already got the plan in motion. We just need you to help be the distraction.”

Eda cackled menacingly, “The role I was born to play!”


“Oh, there you guys are!” Viney’s voice greeted the three as they approached. Despite the school day having been over, even being cut short because of the parade that night, Viney was still clad in her uniform, proudly showing off her dual track status with the light blue and orange colors of the Healing and Beast Keeping tracks.

The Troublemaker finished off her Not-dog, brushing off her hands and met them halfway, taking a look at the signs in each of their hands. Her eyes lit up when she saw Luz’s, and she let a chuckle, “Now there is a sign we can all agree with!”

Luz allowed herself a smile, rubbing the back of her neck, “My Mom made it.”

“Lord Calamity? And here I thought you were supposed to be the Queen of arts and crafts.” Viney nudged Luz, then held out her hand for a high five from King, “And I see you brought the life of the party!”

The little demon eagerly slapped hands, having to hop up a bit to do so. Lastly, Viney turned to Amity, the two exchanging smiles, “And my favorite off and on again classmate. How have things been?”

The smiles on their faces faded from sincere to strained as the question was asked, and the mood brought down as quickly as it was raised. It was clear by her expression that Viney understood she’d said something wrong, so Amity was quick to rectify it before she could blame herself, “We’ve had a bad week. I think we should leave it at that for now.”

The Beast Keeping Healer nodded, “Say no more. Hopefully the protest livens things up. Come on, the others are waiting.”

As Viney led them away and down the street, they each had to jump over a lump laying in the road. On a second look, Amity realized it was Kikimora, laying in the middle of the street, rocking back and forth in the fetal position and mumbling under her breath about something or other, eyes looking like they were about to pop out of her head from the stress of it all.

Amity paused, her eyes glancing over to Luz, who had noticed the demoness’s wallowing, and she mentally prepared for another whirlwind adventure to help Kiki solve her problem. It was just the Luz thing to do, to help anyone who seemed in need, even someone working directly under the Emperor.

Luz’s expression seemed conflicted as she bit her lip, her eyes filled with some kind of inner conflict. Then, in the exact opposite of what Amity expected of her, Luz stuck her nose up in the air and turned her back on Kikimora, striding away and trailing after Viney again, leaving the demoness to lay crying in the dirt.

“Uh, I’m not the only one who thinks that was wildly out of character, right?” King asked Amity, worry in his voice.

Amity shook her head, and continued following after Viney and Luz, King at her heels. Wanting to turn the subject away from Kikimora and what just happened, Amity tried to focus on the positives, “It’s really cool of you to plan this whole thing out. Must have been a lot of work.”

Viney looked back at the human with a smirk, “Oh, I didn’t plan it. I just figured you’d want to come. I’ve been too busy, between taking two classes and the CA- uh, the after school activities I’ve been doing.”

“Then who-“

“It’s about time you showed up. We’re all ready to start, and you were out doing what?” A familiar bossy voice sounded as the speaker stomped towards the four.

“Boscha?” Amity questioned, eyes going wide. Sure enough, garbed in her Grudgby jacket and fiery temper, the triclops was surrounded by her fellow students, most of the grudgby team, as well as Gus and Willow, many of them with signs of their own on a street corner where the parade floats would be passing by. Even a few adults had joined in, with Amity not making eye contact with Jacob, who’s sign clearly showed he thought this was a Flat Earth rally.

“Chill, chief. I was just making sure the last of the OG Junior Bad Girl Coven knew where we were,” Viney said cooly, a laidback smirk on her face.

“I had no idea you were interested in dual tracking,” Amity, still astounded, spoke up, patting her sports partner on the arm in support.

Boscha eyed the action, breathing out before shaking her head, “I’m not. I’m perfectly happy with my bottles and cauldron, but I absolutely intend on going pro in the Grudgby Titanational League. While Hexside is willing to overlook a few spells outside of my track as long as I’m winning games, that all goes out the window once I’m officially forced to join a coven when we’re adults.”

The jock jerked a thumb over her shoulder to the people behind her, “So, if it means I gotta rally the losers to keep some of my moves, I’m going to do so.”

“We’re all very flattered that you’re here to help us out.” Viney snarked back, passing the redhead to join the rest of her friends, Barcus and Jerbo.

“… Also, Skara and Cat were talking about dual tracking, and uh, I want to support my team.” Boscha added quietly once Viney was out of earshot. She blushed at the smile on Amity’s face and coughed into her hand, “And you, too, of course.”

“So, just helping out us losers?” Amity continued to smirk.

“Whatever. Just, hold up your signs, make a lot of noise, and don’t cause any trouble. There are bound to be a lot of people who aren’t happy with what we have to say, so keep your tempers in check, otherwise we lose legitimacy in the public eye.” Boscha turned her back on them, marching off over to the rest of the Grudgby team as they prepared to start their protest.

“Did- Did she seriously tell us to watch our tempers?” Luz asked incredulously.


Finally it was time to begin. Scooter Crane stood atop his float, breathing a sigh of relief to see the one in front of him begin to move forward, finally signaling that the event was underway. He tapped his flute turned cane against the floor of the float, signaling to the driver to get moving, and with a slow lurch it began to drive forward, matching the speed of the other floats.

“It’s about time. Let’s just get this over with.” He muttered under his breath, forcing a smile as he waved to the crowd of people below.

Boredom quickly set in as he continued to wave to the crowds, with the occasional playing of his flute to show off a little bard magic. As he observed the people, he took notice that, while far from empty, there were less people in the streets than last year. Appreciation for the coven system had been at an all time low, as was the membership rate for all the covens, especially among the younger generations who were getting them later and later. Between the botched petrification of the Owl Lady, and the rise of the CATs, there had been a large spike in Wild Witches opposed to the systems in place.

This became especially apparent as they were passing by a street corner occupied by protesters to the current system, something entirely new that he’d never seen appear at any Coven Day Parade before this one. A group of high schoolers, all gathered in one place, with signs and raised voices.

“This is an unjust system that rewards dogmatism!” A redhead with a megaphone was screeching. “Anyone who practices more than one branch of magic that doesn’t submit to the Emperor is labeled Wild, while those that do submit are given membership to his personal Coven, to hold the rest of us down!”

Cheers from her fellows followed, though some of that was shouted down by opposition, those in favor of the Coven system who had come to the parade to celebrate and have a good time. Crane, however, wasn’t paying them much attention, instead his focus on one individual in the crowd of protestors, “Ma-?“

He nearly toppled over as his float came to a sudden halt, and his attention was turned away from the crowds and back to what was in front of him, “What’s going on? Why have we stopped?” He demanded, slamming the end of his cane against the float to get the driver moving again.

Scooter’s eyes widened when he heard a throat being cleared, and he slowly looked back up to the road ahead, seeing the Owl Lady in his path. She had parked herself right in front of the float in the middle of the parade, and had one taloned foot pressed against the front, keeping the entire thing from moving forward from her leg strength alone. A shiver went down his spine as the woman glared at him, eyes narrowing, “We need to talk, gramps.”

Scooter hammered down on the float again with his cane, “Get us out of here. Get us out of here!” He hollered, and the driver listened, putting the float in reverse and taking off in the opposite direction, veering to the other side of the road to squeeze between the floats behind them and the crowds on the sidewalk.

The Owl Lady of course wouldn’t let them go that easily, taking to the air and quickly following after them. Scooter lifted his cane flute to his lips and sent out a note that formed into an arcing slash, trying to clip the harpy’s wings, but she quickly avoided the hit, baring her teeth down at him as she readjusted her angle of ascent.

Gulping, Scooter tried again, each blast he sent out missing their target, who just kept bearing down on him at every opportunity. Stomping his foot, he called to the float driver, “Can’t this thing go any faster?”

With a vroom of the engine and a jolt of speed that nearly knocked him off his feet, the float picked up speed. The Owl Lady danced through the air, summoning her staff so she could send blasts down in an attempt to blow off one of the floats tires. She wasn’t having any more luck hitting Crane than he was with hitting her though, their little duel getting neither of them anywhere.

Out of nowhere the float swerved, this time succeeding in knocking Scooter off his feet, making him roll against the float’s platform and almost topple off the edge if he hadn’t managed to cling to the side. The driver pulled into a dark alley, hidden from the view of the public, making the blood in Scooter’s veins pound in his ears, “What do you think you’re doing? This is a dead end, we’re stuck!”

The old man jumped down off of the float, fully intending to book it as fast as his legs could carry him, but out of the shadows of the alley four masked figures came, surrounding him. “What is the meaning of this?!”

The side door of the float opened, and a woman stepped out, revealed to be a cat masked woman, her face drawn into a severe expression as she closed in with a demand on her lips. “Where is Raine Whispers?”

Scooter stared at Camila in shock, now realizing this had been a set up the entire time. Quickly, he raised his flute, only for Derwin to close the distance between them and kick it out of his elderly hands. It went skidding down the alley, the bodies of Katya and Amber between him and his weapon of choice.

With his flute gone, he next attempted a spell circle, getting one out faster than the CATs thought possible for someone of his age, but to no avail. Stepping between Scooter and the others, Dos opened his mouth and inhaled, sucking the magic right out of the ring before it could be cast. Weakened even further, Scooter collapsed to one knee, trying to scramble backwards to put more distance between himself and his attackers.

Only for a loud thump and a flurry of feathers to surround him, Eda having arrived, falling feet first from the sky and landing in the alley with enough force to crack the stone beneath her feet. The gold iris’s of her eyes glowed in the dark, filling the small man with a primal fear as he raised his hands in surrender. Eda still remembered the pain of having one of her wings clipped back in the forest, and how such a blow almost led to Camila’s death, and continued to glare down at the Coven Head, letting out a snarl, “I believe you were asked a question. Where. Is. Raine. Whispers?”

“I don’t know!” Scooter cried out pitifully. The wrong answer, as Eda lifted him up by his shirt and dangled him off the ground.

“If you don’t tell me exactly what I want to hear, I’m going to carve your-“ Eda began to warn, only for Scooter to vanish in a puff of smoke, replaced by an Emperor's Coven Scout.

The surrounding CATs watched with mouth’s agape at the turn of events as they realized their Coven Head had been nothing more than an illusioned scout, with Amber gesturing at the man with both hands, “Who the heck is this guy?!”

The Coven Scout continued to sputter and hold his hands up in surrender even as Eda dropped him on his ass. Camila stepped forward, and even with her short height she towered over the Scout as he cowered on the ground, “What is your name?”

“S-Steve!” He explained, “please don’t hurt me, I’ve got a family! … okay, I have a little brother, but that still counts!”

Camila crossed her arms, giving a look down at Steve that Eda immediately recognized as her stern mother glare even through the mask, “Where is Scooter Crane? Why wasn’t he here for the Coven Day Parade?”

“He- He’s dead!” Steve answered quickly. Everyone around him stilled at the words, and he continued, “The Emperor wasn’t ready to make any announcements, and I was the only Scout available who was good at illusions and could play the flute convincingly enough.”

“How did he die?” Camila questioned, holding back a sigh of disappointment that her last lead was gone. The Coven Heads would be more wary of future kidnappings, not that they would have the same opportunities drop in their laps like they had today.

“Old age? I don’t know, I don’t get paid enough to ask questions like that!” Steve was frantic now, knowing he wasn’t exactly providing them with what they wanted to hear and hoping the Owl Lady wasn’t going to eat him.

“And you have no idea what has happened with Raine Whispers?” Camila asked again, putting the pressure on Steve.

“T-the musician? I thought they stopped making music, like, a decade ago?” Steve asked nervously, earning a flat expression from his interrogators. “No, I- I have no idea why you’re even asking about them!”

Camila looked down at him, pondering everything he’d said silently. Closing her eyes, she gave a short nod to herself, then gestured with her head, “Get out of here.”

Steve didn’t need to be told twice, scrambling back up to his feet and barreling down the alley as he put as much distance between himself and the others as he could. The CATs watched him go, disappointment etched on the facial features their masks didn’t cover. Camila looked at them all, giving a shake of her head, “I’m sorry everyone. This didn’t go as we planned, and ended up wasting your time.”

Katya shook her head, stepping forward, “No, boss, it went perfect! Everything you could have accounted for worked exactly as you wanted it to. It’s not your fault some old crusty guy kicked the bucket and was replaced.”

The others gave a choir of encouragement, Derwin clamping a hand of encouragement onto Camila’s shoulder. Eda watched, amusement worn openly on her face despite her disappointment that nothing had come from this when it came to information, as Camila tried not to appear flustered over the kind words sent her way.

Coming to her ex’s rescue, Eda spread her wings, ruffling up her feathers as she stepped forward, “alright, alright, give the gal some space, people. If she gets any more praise it’ll make her head explode.”

“Thank you everyone,” Camila spoke, ignoring Eda, “You were all a big help, and we couldn’t have done this without you. Take the rest of the night off, we’ll have a brainstorming session at the HQ tomorrow. We’ll find Raine, we can’t give up hope yet.”

The CATs agreed, each pledging their support and fresh ideas for the next day before taking off their masks and leaving the alley one by one, so as to not be noticed. Dos kept his mask on, instead climbing into the now abandoned float, slowly driving it back out of the alley, taking it somewhere where it could be more easily abandoned.

Camila slid her own mask off, as well as the concealment stone that put up the illusion of her CAT’s uniform, revealing her normal day clothes. Stuffing them into her bag, she turned to Eda, “This was a bit of a bust. How about we go find Luz and the rest of the kids. I’m sure the protest could use a few extra hands.”

Eda grinned as she stepped in line beside her ex, “Even in your off hours, you wear bad-girl well.”

“You’re a terrible flirt.”


Steve pushed through the crowds, frantically trying to fight back the tides of people as he moved, trying to remember where he’d seen his little brother. Of all the places he’d expected, the Parade wasn’t out of the ordinary, but joining the protest against the Coven system had not been one of them.

Steve couldn’t remember the street corner he’d seen them at, but it wasn’t hard to find them. All he had to do was listen for the noisy girl with three eyes, still talking into her megaphone. The droning of how she “Wasn’t going to participate in a broken system” was still echoing through the streets for all to hear, though it soon cut out just as he was within eyesight of the group.

Steve shuffled past the girl, who now seemed to be in an argument with another three eyed woman. He didn’t pause, forcing his way past them and other Hexside students, disappearing into the crowds.

Luz, King and Amity weren’t as lucky, getting a front row seat as Boscha got into a very public argument with her own mother. “I’m not leaving, Mom! I organized this whole thing, and I’m staying right here until it’s finished!”

Mrs. Boscha’s Mom, a bright pink haired woman who towered over everyone else at the little rally with height that almost rivaled Eda’s harpy form, was absolutely aghast, “Boscha, you asked permission to come to the Parade with your friends, not to start picking fights with the Emperor!”

“Because I knew you wouldn’t support me!” Boscha argued back, hands clenching tightly into fists. She wasn’t the only teenager whose parent had come to try and pull them away from the protest, nor was she the first, but she was going to hold her ground, “Our Grandparents generation might have rolled over to Belos’s demands, and you may have sat on your thumbs instead of fighting back, but I refuse to give up a single drop of my magic because some old guy said I have to!”

“Dear, that’s the Emperor you’re speaking about. You can’t go up against him and win, and you can’t become a wild witch for something as silly as your sports!” Her mother put her foot down, literally stamping her heel into the dirt.

“I will, and I relish the challenge!” Boscha fought back, teeth grit and face red with anger. “And this is for more than just me! I’m not leaving my friends behind, either!”

Amity winced as their words got more vicious towards each other. It was reminding her of some of the fights she had with her own mother, though with two major differences. Boscha actually fought back, instead of dropping everything like Amity would have to fulfill her Mother’s desires, and beneath it all, Amity could tell this wasn’t about being controlling, but out of a genuine worry for a child’s safety that brought Boscha’s mother out here.

Luz looked like she was biting back her own words, trying not to put herself into the argument with Boscha and her Mom once the woman started defending the Emperor, when a white cloak bristled in the corner of her eye. Turning her attention towards the suspicious sight, her eyes narrowed when she recognized a Coven Scout harassing one of her classmates.

“Come on, Mattholomule, it isn’t safe out here tonight,” Steve urged, pulling on his younger brother’s arm.

Matt tried to pull his arm away, but his older brother’s grip was too tight, “Hey, what do you mean? I’m not leaving!”

“I said it’s not safe!” Steve insisted, looking over his shoulders in case any other resistance members were following him, but his younger sibling kept fighting back against his attempts to make him leave, “What are you even doing here anyway?”

“What does it look like I’m doing?” Matt asked, finally breaking Steve’s hold, “I’m protesting the Coven system!”

“But why are you doing that!?”

“Because I have friends in the dual track! But maybe you’d know that if you were ever home!” Matt snapped, backing away. He turned to meet Gus’s eyes, the illusionist in just as heated an argument with his own father who had shown up to take Gus back home himself. Gus didn’t seem like he was going to back down, so Matt kept his resolve up as well, refusing to give in.

“I’m sorry, I know the Emperor’s Coven keeps me busy, bro,” Steve kneeled down, putting his hands on his brother’s shoulders, “but you don’t need to do all of this, if they want their magic, they can just join the Emperor’s coven like me-“

“No!” Matt protested, knocking his brother’s hands off him, “You and I both know not everyone is good enough for that. I’m not even good enough for the Construction track as it is, even Dad knows that. And no one should have to become the Emperor’s lackey just to keep what magic they might be good at!”

Steve recoiled like he’d been physically struck, “Lackey? I- I am not a lackey!”

“Hey, lackey!” Luz’s voice cried out, “What do you think you’re doing?”

Steve’s head turned to see a furious witch marching up to him, rolling up her sleeves and looking ready to pick a fight. Steve normally considered himself a patient man, but today had been trying as it was. “Nothing you need to be concerned about, citizen. This doesn’t concern you.”

“Oh, I think you’ll find that it does.” Luz snarled, even as Amity and King joined her side. “We have enough going on without a Scout trying to harass one of us!”

Amity reached out to grasp Luz’s arm in an attempt to calm her down. “Luz, I think you need to take a moment to-“

“You don’t know what you’re talking about,” Steve snarled back, rising to his feet. “I’m not the bad-“

Luz, fuming, didn’t bother to listen to what Steve had to say. The moment he was on his feet, she jerked out of Amity’s grasp and reached for the egg carton Eda had left in King’s hands, grabbing one of the rank eggs, and pelted the man’s cape with one. He didn’t even have time to process what had happened before Luz reached for another egg, this time nailing the dead center of his mask.

Before Luz could throw another egg, a hand crashed down on top of the carton, pushing it closed. Boscha, two of her three eyes twitching, had abandoned her fight with her mother to descend down onto Luz the moment one of her eyes had caught on to what was going to happen.

Steve stood, shocked, sticky, and covered in rotten egg. “- guy…” he turned to his brother, who wouldn’t look at him, “I’m- I’m not the-“

“Just go,” Matt sighed dejectedly, turning his back on Steve and moving further into the crowd of protesters.

“I’m not the bad guy…” Steve murmured, head bowed in defeat, before slowly turning and walking in the opposite direction.

“Are you trying to start a riot?” Boscha snarled, taking the eggs away from Luz’s clutches. A flash of guilt settled in Luz’s eyes, but that didn’t stop Boscha from laying into her, “I told you not to make a scene like this! This kind of stuff makes us look bad and brings the movement down as a whole!”

“B-but he was trying to take one of us away!” Luz sputtered, trying to defend herself.

“Then you should have let me know, and I would have handled it!” Boscha viciously butted her head against Luz’s argument. “We can’t have people here throwing eggs at people over verbal disagreements. Even the ones who deserve it.”

Luz swallowed, Boscha’s meaning hitting her. She was being asked to leave. Seeing Luz’s face fall, Boscha breathed in and exhaled sharply, “Look, I don’t know what’s going on in your dumb nerd brain, but you need to cool. Your. Head. I know that’s rich coming from me, but we’ve hardly even started to fight back. Save your rage for the third quarter onwards, where we’ll need it most. If you can promise that next time you won’t lose your temper, you can come back, but until then… you’re done here.”

Luz nodded sadly, understanding perfectly. “I- I’m sorry. I’ll go.”

“Don’t be sorry, be better.” Boscha demanded, then shoved the carton of eggs back into Luz’s arms, “And get rid of these, they reek.”

Boscha turned back to where her mother waited, stalking past Amity and King, pausing only to address her teammate, “Go get a handle on your girlfriend, or something,” she hissed.

“And you,” Boscha addressed her mother again, “We’re tabling this until later. If you weren’t distracting me, I could have handled that before it happened. Go home, Mom.”

Amity crouched down to be eye level with King, “Why don’t you stick with Boscha for a bit. I’m going to go and find Luz. I think she and I need to have a talk.”

“Okay,” King agreed, nodding slowly, “but don’t leave me alone with the mean girl for too long. She scares me.”

He whispered that last part, Boscha’s ears twitching the only indication she heard it. Amity giggled, giving him a hug, then picked herself up again to go find her girlfriend, who in the short time she’d had her back turned had completely vanished.


Luz leaned against the side of a building in an alley not far from where the protest was, sniffling back tears that boiled with unspoken anger. She slumped down, curling her arms around her knees as she tried her best to hold them back, a fight she was quickly losing as they streaked down her face and dripped down her chin.

She didn’t say anything when Amity’s familiar form joined her, sitting with her legs crossed. Amity didn’t speak either, letting Luz cry, the act bringing enough comfort to the witchling to finally let her tears wrack her body, her sobs escaping her lips.

Amity let her cry, simply taking her hand and squeezing it, until Luz’s tears subsided. The witch wiped her tears away, though the streaks still stained her face, and the human hummed, finally opening her mouth to speak, “Penny for your thoughts?”

Luz wiped at her leaking nose with her sleeve, “What’s a penny?”

Amity blinked, then immediately answered, “It’s sort of like a snail, but worth even less-“

“And you can buy thoughts with them?” Luz asked, a note of disbelief in her tone.

“No, it’s just an expression, and- and you’re messing with me to avoid the subject,” Amity caught on, her expression turning stern.

Luz grimaced as she was caught, tightening her grip on her knees. She sank even lower into herself, but Amity reached out and cupped her cheeks, making her look into Amity’s blue pools, “Luz, please, talk to me. It’s not like you to act like this. I know that you’re angry at Hunte- at the Golden Guard, but closing yourself off like this isn’t the answer.”

“I’m not angry with Hun-him!” Luz spoke sharply, voice momentarily catching in her throat as she avoided using Hunter’s name. She shook her head, and hastily corrected herself, “I mean, I am! But I’m even angrier at myself!”

“How come?” Amity asked softly, brushing her knuckles against Luz’s cheek.

“Because! Everything that happened that day is my fault! I trusted him! I let him into our home, and because of that, everything is ruined. You can’t see Ed and Em anymore, and Vee got stuck here, and we all got betrayed because stupid Luz messed up again by not being able to see that the bad guy was using her the whole time!” Luz finally exploded, unable to hold back her feelings any longer.

“If I hadn’t let him come with us, none of this would have happened. I screwed things up, like I always do, like I did tonight, too! I can’t do anything right!” Luz pulled her hands out of Amity’s gentle grip, covering her face with them to hide her shame.

Amity’s mouth hung open as she watched Luz begin to sob again. Biting her lip, she found her resolve and reached out, pulling Luz into her arms and cradling her to her chest. “Luz, Luz, no. You didn’t mess up. You did everything right. You were good, and thoughtful, and offered your hand to someone desperately in need of it.”

She rocked Luz, pressing a kiss to her temple, “It comes so easy to you, to be so good. I have to try my best to be half as forgiving as you, it’s something I love and admire about you. And it’s not a- a character flaw! You didn’t mess anything up, Hunter did. You made the choice to help him, and he’s the one who made the choice to spit in our faces. But never, ever regret offering that hand of friendship.”

Luz sniffled, holding onto Amity tightly. Amity held her until the witch started to calm down, the human using her own sleeve to clean Luz’s messy face and straighten her hair out, trying to put her back together again.

“Look at me,” Amity requested softly, and Luz’s eyes blinked open, peering into Amity’s own. “We’ll handle Hunter when we have to, together. But I want you to stop beating yourself up about this. Don’t forgive yourself, because you’ve done nothing wrong to begin with. Don’t try to be less of a good person, Luz, because I’ve missed you since you’ve been gone.”

Luz nodded, pressing her forehead against Amity’s, “I promise. I won’t lose myself like that again. I’m sorry, this week has already been bad enough, I just made it worse for you.”

Amity playfully smacked Luz upside the head, “What did I just say? There is nothing to forgive, so no apologies. Now kiss me, so we can go back to waving our signs around and being dorks together.”

Luz didn’t hesitate to meet Amity’s request, pressing her wet lips against her girlfriend’s, finally smiling fully for the first time since that night. She pressed another kiss, then another, until she felt a little heated and flustered, reluctantly pulling away and leaning back up against the wall with a happy little sigh.

“You good now?” Amity asked, teasingly.

Luz just flashed her teeth in a grin, “I feel much better.”

Her expression fell, and her pointed ears drooped a little as she spoke her next words, “I, uh, do still feel bad about one thing, though.”

“What’s that?” Amity asked curiously, wondering what else was on Luz’s mind even after all of that.

“I, uh…” Luz flushed, a bashful look on her face.

Amity blinked, then realized what was bothering the witch. She pulled herself to her feet, wiping the dirt and dust from the street off her pants, then offered her hand to Luz, “You want to help Kikimora now, don’t you?”

Luz nodded, embarrassed, “Yes please. It’s been bugging me the whole day that I just left her there on the ground.”

“Then let’s go, I’m sure we can help her out before the end of the Parade.”


“Oh, Captain Wollf, I can’t believe that I spent so long agonizing over pleasing the Emperor or my family when the only person I really needed in my life was you!” Kikimora exclaimed, bounding into the tall captain’s arms and being twirled in the air.

“I’ve waited so long to hear those words, ma’am!” The Guard Captain squeezed back, hugging the small demoness to her chest.

“Ma’am? Oh, that won’t do, please, from now on, call me ‘dear,” Kikimora corrected, reaching for the Guard Captain’s concealing mask, “Now, take that thing off and kiss me!”

Amity and Luz stared, disgusted and aghast respectively, at the scene before them. Both quickly turned away from the open, public displays of affection the two were about to engage in, with Luz raising a finger, “… I feel like we missed out on something important, and are missing some context.”

“I don’t think we missed out at all!” Amity shivered.

“I don’t know, I think it’s kind of sweet.” A new voice added from beside them, making both teenager’s head spin as they faced the older woman. “It’s just too bad I’m going to have to break them apart.”

“You’re going to what now?” Luz asked, eyes hardening at the very idea of breaking up two people in love, no matter how icky and open they were about showing it.

The woman turned to look down at her, a smile on her face as she let out a little laugh, “Oh, I’m sorry, I must have misspoken, silly me. I just meant break them.”

Recognition entered Luz’s eyes and she took a step back on instinct, “Terra Snapdragon? What are you doing here?”

Amity paled when she realized she was in the midst of a Coven Head, one of the most powerful witches on the isles. The older witch didn’t seem powerful, at least, not in the same way Belos had commanded it with his very presence, rather, if not for her odd choice in head gear, she would seem like a normal, unassuming older woman in her mid-to-late seventies. Yet there was a dangerous sparkle in her eye that promised pain, the only part of her that seemed to stand out to the human’s eyes.

With her intentions revealed, Terra stepped forward, bridging the gap between herself and Kikimora, who was too caught up in her new whirlwind romance to notice. Wollf was the first of the new couple to see the approaching figure, breaking away from Kiki and quickly fixing her mask back to her face, saluting to her superior, “Terra Snapdragon! Ma’am! What are you doing here, shouldn’t you be at the parade?”

“You know, I was just about to ask you the same thing,” Terra replied cheerfully. “I do believe this counts as an abandonment of your post, wouldn’t you say?”

“Uh,” Wollf stuttered out, setting Kikimora to the ground and holding her hands up, “I- I didn’t, Kiki and I were just-“

Terra ignored the other woman, turning her eyes downward at Kikimora, who knew her best, and knew when this particular flytrap was playing with her food, “Ah, and here the Emperor had such high hopes for you, Kiki.”

Before either woman could reply, Terra begun to spin a spell circle, only for a pair of abomination tendrils to wrap around each of her wrists, pulling her backwards. Kikimora didn’t have a chance to thank her saviors before Wollf was scooping her up and bolting, the Emperor’s assistant quickly restoring her facilities and hollering, “Quickly, to the docks, we’ll flee to Palm Stings and live with my mother!”

“Meeting the parents already?” Wollf blushed under her mask, “Things are moving so quickly!”

“Just run faster, you dolt!” Kikimora insisted as the long-legged Guard Captain sprinted away, having already forgotten about the teenagers.

“They left us!” Luz gasped in shock, “I can’t believe Kiki would just abandon- oh, who am I kidding, we all saw that coming…”

“No regretting a helping hand, Luz!” Amity reminded her as the two each pulled on one of their summoned tendrils. Amity had summoned one from her ever present bottle, while Luz, whose Abomination magic was admittedly a bit sloppy, was forced to rely on one as well once she thought it over. Any vine Luz could summon would be useless to hold down a master of plant magic.

Terra glanced over her shoulder to look back at them, seeming amused by their efforts to restrain her. With strength that was outlandish for such an elderly woman, she tugged on the two goo bindings, yanking the two teenagers forward and closer to herself. “As commendable as your bravery is, sprouts, I’m afraid your stupidity far outweighs it.”

The earth under their feet began to quake, Amity realizing what was about to happen before Luz did. Recalling her sludge back to her bottle, Amity dove, shoving Luz and herself to the ground and out of the way of a large, flowering bud that burst out from where they had just been standing, it’s petals covered in teeth that snapped down on where they had been.

“Snapdragon really wasn’t an exaggeration, was it?” Amity panted, picking herself off the ground to try and fight back, only for the elderly witch to be ready with her next spell.

Another body put herself between Amity and Luz, and Terra, the plants summoned stilling as Terra raised a brow at the woman who had her arms spread to cover the children, baring her teeth at the coven leader, “What do you think you’re doing?”

“Mama?” Luz exclaimed, peeking around Camila, who stood her ground and protected her children. “What are you doing here?”

Camila ignored her daughter for the moment, continuing to lecture the Coven Head before her, “These are children! You can’t just go attacking them!”

“Children? Children…” Terra stroked her chin thoughtfully, as if trying to recall something important. With a snap of her fingers, it came to her, “oh, yes, I suppose I’m not supposed to kill them and make them mulch for my garden… those terrible restrictive laws!”

Terra’s posture resumed her casual form from before the fight as she strolled over to the three as if she hadn’t just been trying to kill them all, reaching out with a hand and pinching Luz’s cheek. “I suppose it would have been a shame to put down such adorable little pests as these. Oh!”

She looked back up to Camila, looking her entire body over, the dangerous glint back in her eyes, “You seem familiar… have I threatened you before?”

Camila’s scars ached just thinking about their last meeting, and she gulped, knowing if the plant witch recognized her there would be no winning the day. Instead, Terra shrugged, the suspicion leaving her as she did so, “Oh, well, I do that to a lot of people. Happens all the time! No need to get so worked up about it, sprout.”

Her eyes fell on to Amity, and a bit of recognition lit in her eyes, “Ah, and the human is here as well? I’ve heard a lot about you.”

The color left Amity’s face as Terra chuckled to herself, “I do have a message from the Emperor. He says he’s looking forward to meeting you. Until then, Happy Coven Day! In the meantime, I still have a little traitor to track down.” With that, Terra sent them all a bright smile and left, slowly walking off in the direction Kikimora and Wollf had gone.

The kids let out a sigh, Luz reading out and gripping her mother’s hand, “How did you find us?”

“Eda and I finished our business, and went to meet you, only to find King. He said you wandered away, so I volunteered to find you while Eda stayed with him. From there, I followed the sounds of chaos.” Camila answered, shakily turning to face the two. “Are you okay? What happened?”

“We’ll… explain later,” Amity offered, leaning against the older woman, “I think I’m done with the parade for today. I just want to go home now.”


Meeting back up with Eda and King on the street corner, the first thing Luz did was throw her arms around her mother’s waist and hug her tightly, “I’m sorry I’ve been in such a bad mood, Mom.”

Eda carefully raked her clawed fingers through Luz’s hair, “Hey, it’s alright, kiddo. Remind me to tell you about all the trouble I made for my parents, you’ll see you’re practically a saint. I can handle a few days of angst.”

“I think we’re ready to leave,” Camila ushered a tired King into her arms, scooping him off the ground. The others agreed, ready to pack it up and head home after the long night.

Just as they were ready, however, the voice of Terra Snapdragon greeted them, at first making Amity, Luz and Camila jump after their close encounter, only to realize it was over the speakers that had been put up for the parade, which was at its end. A final message to the isles. Kikimora was notably absent from her side, though if that meant she managed to get away or not, Amity wasn’t able to tell.

”Thank you all for coming out tonight. It always warms this old heart of mine to see so many of you lovely sprouts gathered here to celebrate the day this Empire came to be!” Terra addressed the crowd, earning more than a few cheers. “Before you all head home, however, there are two very special announcements to be made, by none other than your Emperor, who has chosen to speak to you all today.”

Before the witch, an illusion was projected of the Emperor, towering over all of them, even above the buildings of Bonesborough. His masked face hid his expression from view, his dark eyes covered. “Thank you, everyone. The first announcement of the night is a change in staff among the main nine Covens. I am happy to announce that, as of today, Scooter Crane, our hard working master of music, has joyously retired from his position as Head Bard. May he find rest and relaxation for the rest of his days.”

Camila squeezed King tight against her chest, leaning in towards Eda, “Didn’t that scout say Crane was dead? What’s with this retirement business?”

Eda hummed, not tearing her eyes away from the projection, “One of the two are lying to us, and I’m more inclined to believe it’s the big guy. Crane’s likely ‘retired’ on a farm very far away, where all the people Belos thinks knows too much go.”

Belos continued his speech, unbothered by the chatter among the people, “As for his replacement, a name many of you may be familiar with, the respected, if reclusive, musician, Raine Whispers shall be taking his place. They were handpicked by their predecessor, with years of experience behind them, I have faith they will serve well. They have already been initiated, and even have something prepared for you this evening.”

The feed was temporarily cut, before being replaced with an image of Raine, standing on stage and surrounded by their fellow heads, minus Terra. “Uh, I am honored to work with Emperor Belos in preparation for the day of uni-bee. Uh, I mean, uni-ly! I mean, uh- oh no, this is going all wrong. Get me outta here!”

The feed cut as Raine bolted off the stage, to the annoyance of their fellow Coven Heads. Eda and Camila paled, suddenly feeling very sick at the sight even as others in the crowd began to chuckle at the antics and idea of a bard with stage fright. “What did they do to you, Raine?” Eda asked, unbelieving of what she had just witnessed.

“Whatever they’ve done, it’s not good,” Camila responded, shaking her head. “I’ve failed them. I can only hope the Emperor didn’t get any important information before they broke. Like names.”

They weren’t given any more time to mourn, as the Emperor’s masked visage appeared once more in all its golden glory. “Our second announcement is just as important. Together we are perfecting the Coven System as the Titan intended. The Day of Unity will be in exactly one month, when the tide is at its lowest and the moon obscures the sun. At that time, we will journey to the head of the isles, and there, the worthy shall inherit a utopia free of wild magic.”

The Emperor let that statement hang in the air for a moment, before continuing. “However, something has occurred to me lately, as that day quickly approaches us. There has been a vast decline in Coven membership, and I feel that I, personally, am at fault.”

“I have always kept my face covered, hidden away from the world. In that way, I have seeded distrust, and put a wall between myself and my people. That ends today.” Slowly, the Emperor removed his mask and hood, revealing his aged face, wild hair, and a sickening green scar of rot that traveled diagonally across his face. “With your support, I hope we may achieve our goals. Thank you, Boiling Isles. Happy Coven Day, everyone!”

Eda shook as she watched the man disappear, the man who had taken her childhood friend from her. She grit her teeth, snarling, only to be startled from her anger when a hand took her own. Looking down, she found Amity by her side, gripping her tightly. “We’ll stop him, Eda.”

The harpy gave a sharp nod of her head, “Yeah. We will, kiddo.


Camila trudged home, feeling more tired from the day's events than she’d felt in a long while. Behind her, Luz and Vee trailed, her daughter catching the basilisk up on everything that had happened that day.

Camila didn’t know what she was going to do tomorrow, when she had to look the other CATs in the eye and tell them they’d need to move forward without Raine. She let out a shaky breath as she fumbled for her keys, and with trembling hands stuffed them into the lock on her front door.

As the door opened, the sound of something hitting the floor met her ears, and she instinctively bent down to pick up whatever had fallen. A letter, wedged into the gap of her door, with her name on it.

Her eyes widened when she saw the initials of the sender on the front of the envelope, written in smooth, curvy script.

“R.W.”

Notes:

This chapter was rough on me to write. I loved taking a break, but damn if getting back into writing isn’t one of the hardest things to do. Until that hyperfocus starts to kick in, I really have to work at it, chipping at it, day after day until something clicks in my brain. For three quarters of this chapter, it was like I had flies buzzing in my brain, distracting me with other things and every stray thought that entered my head, stealing my ability to focus on what was in front of me.

It’s one of the major reasons I want to write my own season three, since I won’t have to take a break for it. If I’m lucky, maybe the rumors will be true and season three will be wrapping up around October, which means the wait for those final episodes won’t be long and I can still incorporate some stuff into my writing…

Thankfully, as I was writing the Steve parts of this chapter, that’s when things started picking up. I was finally coming up with new ideas, and my focus was coming back. After almost a week of chipping away at my outline, I found my flow and finished the rest of this in a day. Sweet mother of Titan.

On an unrelated note. Today, the day I’m posting, is my birthday(Sorta, this is going up an hour before midnight, but it won’t really matter, by the time you’re done reading it)! Yay! I’m one year closer to death! Usually, people get gifts on their birthdays, but today I’m giving you this story update.

Thanks to everyone who commented over the break, and everyone who adds stuff to The TVTropes page. Seriously, I still check that out every once in a while, and it's a huge boost to my confidence as a writer to see it's still getting updates, even with the hiatus. If you liked the story, please leave a comment, I love seeing them.

Chapter 30: Elsewho and Elsewhy

Notes:

Here we are with another chapter! Here is hoping my writing mojo hasn’t died down between chapters! To make up for a chapter lacking a lot of Vee, here is a chapter with a whole lot of Vee! Life has meaning again!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Vee looked over the finished door with something akin to pride. Sure, it wasn’t exactly pretty, with lots of ugly knickknacks dangling from it, ranging from mutilated dolls to coat hangers, not to mention all of the wires, but that was just a part of the process.

And okay, it still looked like it would tip over and crumble under its own weight if the cinder blocks behind it weren’t supporting it, but the important thing is that the physical construction was done.

“You sure this thing isn’t going to fall to pieces the moment you try to use it?” King asked, a note of worry in his voice.

“If you can use it at all, you mean.” Eda corrected, taking a long sip from her mug of Appleblood. Her favorite set of pjs were stretched over her harpy form, making the normally loose clothing look two sizes too small, with the shirt needing holes cut into the back for wings. “There is still the major issue of us not having any Titan’s Blood to actually use the damn thing.”

Vee slumped, knowing that, ultimately, Eda was right. It didn’t matter that the rest of the door was finished, if it was missing the final ingredient that actually made it work. But that wasn't a reason to give up yet “Then we’ll just need to find some. I’ll… I’ll put on the warmest coat I can find, and scour every inch of the Knee if I have to!” She determinedly insisted.

“Actually, I’ve been thinking about that,” Luz spoke up from her spot on the ground by the door. Everyone looked over to her, Amity raising an eyebrow.

Impatiently, Eda gestured for Luz to continue, “You going to expand on that, or…?”

Luz blinked, “Oh, sorry, I was pausing for dramatic effect! Way back when we visited Eclipse Lake, don’t you remember? You said that Abominations have trace amounts of Titan’s Blood.”

“They do?” Amity asked, leaning forward at the news.

Eda rolled her eyes, “Well, yeah. Abominations are made from ingredients that can be found in nature. Stuff like clay powder that’s used in the process used to be part of the Titan’s petrified flesh, so of course it has Titan’s Blood in it. Just not nearly enough to do anything with it.”

“Except,” Luz raised a finger to object, “You also mentioned that there might be a drop or two in Amity’s flask. It’s a pretty old, powerful artifact, made when the stuff was more plentiful. And those Abominations pack a punch!”

All eyes fell on Amity, who’s hands instinctively fell on her flask. Luz seemed to realize she’d made her girlfriend uncomfortable, “I’m sorry, Amity, I didn’t mean to put you on the spot there. I should have brought it up in private first…”

“No,” Amity raised a hand, while the other unlatched her flash from her waist, “No, it’s… it’s fine, Luz. I’ve learned a lot of glyphs now, that I can survive without my Abominations if I have to. And this is more important. Vee needs to get home, and… I’m starting to miss the twins. If this can get them back…”

“Honestly, I’d be happy if it was just a one way trip back home.” Vee muttered, then flashed Amity an apologetic look, “Sorry, that was… insensitive. I do hope the door works, and stays working, for your sake and theirs-“

“But you’ll be happy to be home, either way,” Amity finished, giving a little nod, “I understand. If I was stuck on the other side, I’d feel the same way. This is my home, as much as Earth is yours.”

With those words, she uncorked the flash, “Abomination, rise!”

The purple golem came forth, Amity putting extra effort into summoning one as dense as possible, until the bottle, for the first time since she’d opened it, was empty. Amity looked to Vee, who nodded, and together they walked side by side to the portal door, Amity directing her Abomination to lay a hand upon it.

Luz quickly hopped on top of her Mom’s old flying bathtub contraption, which had been converted into a makeshift generator, cycling its pedals to provide power as the Abomination held its place. The power cables strapped to the motor of the bathtub flared with electricity, lighting up the rest of the door's makeshift components.

The moment it began to light up the golem lurched forward, head hanging like a robot who had its batteries removed. Its color began to pale, taking on a greyer hue for a moment as some of its Titan Blood was sapped, transferring to the door that needed its power. It stood there lifelessly, while the door that Vee constructed warped and changed, sucking the various items into an abyss at its core before reemerging into a twisted version of a portal door, angled in at its center, crooked in its very existence.

Vee gasped as it took form, clapping her hands together excitedly, “It worked! It really worked!”

King looked to Eda, then back to the door, “You sure? Your door looks… sick.”

“Sick just means awesome in the human realm! That’s what Sam taught me, at least!” Vee continued to celebrate.

Meanwhile, Amity sized up what was left of her Abomination. It lost an arm, the one that had been pressed against the door having been sucked into the vortex, and with its unusual thick density, had a rather large chunk of its overall form taken in the process. Now separated from the door, the color began to return to it, as chunks of dried, grey clay broke off its outer layers and shed to the ground. Its arm reformed, the Abomination flexing its fingers before turning to its master for new orders.

“Abomination-“ Amity started, then grit her teeth as she tried to find a way to ask if it was okay without asking. Abominations did not answer to questions, only orders. “Give me a status report!”

The Abomination curled its index finger and thumb together, making an “OK” symbol. Amity breathed out a sigh of relief, clutching her chest. While she could deal with the loss of her abomination, she would rest easier at night knowing she was still able to call upon its power, even if it had been clearly weakened from this experience.

Vee ushered beside Amity, who continued to examine her goo golem, grasping the door’s handle. She hesitated to open it, the handle cool in its grip, then turned back to the others who all looked at her with bright eyes and fond smiles. “I just want to say, thank you. All of you. And if this does end up being a one way trip, please tell Camila that I will never, ever forget her generosity for letting me live with her.”

Eda folded her arms, standing tall, “and if it's not one way, you can tell her that yourself.”

Vee opened the door, and instead of green trees and blue skies greeting her on the other side, there was a black abyss, filled with rippling rings of light, pulsing, as if the very air of the Demon realm was disturbing an inky puddle.

Eda frowned, “On second thought-“ She grabbed a nearby length of rope and began to tie it around the basilisk’s waist, “give this a tug if you need us to pull you out. If you find safety, take it off and tie something to the end so we know you got there safely, got it?”

Luz smirked, elbowing her mother, “Look at you, such a mom.”

“Remember when she used to claim she was the biggest criminal on the isles?” King teased, hopping on Luz’s shoulder so he could prod at his mother as well.

“I am still the biggest criminal on the isles!” Eda insisted, growling, “My bounty is enormous!”

“Yes, yes, you’re very fearsome,” Amity pat her shoulder, her tone and attitude dripping with condescension.

“Fine, you know what, she can go without a safety harness if she wants, see if I care!” Eda threw up her arms in irritation, which only made the children around her laugh harder. Rolling her eyes, she gave Vee a nudge, “Go, get. You have people waiting for you.”

Vee grinned, turning back to the portal. With nothing but a wave behind her to the others, she ran, leaping into the air and cannonballing into the portal, breaking the surface of the inky abyss within the doorway, and vanished from sight.


When Vee opened her eyes again, she was surrounded by darkness. She floated in a black void that seemingly had no end, no bottom, and no air.

She lifted her head, gasping for breath. Despite the endless expanse under her, her hands found solid ground only a few inches into the dark waters that surrounded her, giving her hold. She tried not to think about this contradiction, and managed to pull herself to her feet, once more finding purchase under her shoes despite knowing there was no true solid ground beneath them, and gazed upon her surroundings.

She appeared to be in some kind of cavern, one that had no top, no bottom, and while there were jagged walls on either side of her, the path forward and back seemed to stretch on endlessly. The stone, carved by hand or erosion, Vee couldn’t tell, glowed an eerie green under a pale light source emanating from what appeared to be cubes that floated in the air, each housing countless stars and galaxies.

“What is this place?” She breathed, hand reaching for the rope. This wasn’t the Human Realm. She needed to go back.

Her grip tightened around the fibers of the rope, ready to pull it as frantically as she needed for Eda to pull her back out, but stopped. “This isn’t the end. It can’t end here. I need to at least look around. I- I can’t just give up. Amity took a risk and almost lost her Abomination, and Eda gave me all this stuff I needed, I can’t just give up and go back empty handed now.”

No sooner had she finished speaking did one of the glowing cubes rise from the waters, making her breath catch in her throat. The light at it’s center twinkled, beckoning her closer to inspect it, and with shaking hands she took the cube, the moment she laid them upon it she felt light headed, closing her eyes tightly as the world spun.

When she opened them again, she was looking out one of the windows of the Owl House, looking down on her companions. “What in the- How did I?”

The wind picked up, making the window flap open, and Vee tried to cling to the sides to keep from falling, realizing now that she wasn’t looking out one of the windows, she was inside the reflection of the glass pane. Only in her haste to find something to hold on to, she let go of the cube still in her hands, returning back to the void in a flash of light.

“These… let you look in between the realms? I’ve never heard of magic like this before.” Vee spoke in awe, watching the cube float higher into the air, joining the rest that filled the cavern. “I wonder if I can-“

She inhaled, attempting to suck the magic out of the cubes before her, but all she recieved was oxygen. She took an experimental sniff, and while these smelled magical, it was unlike any she’d seen before. Certainly not something that came from the Titan, which was what she was evolved to subsist on.

She took a few steps, searching for more cubes, “I wonder if any of these can look into the Human Realm?” She grabbed another cube, peering into its depths, but saw nothing but starlight within and frowned, releasing it.

“There are so many, and I don’t know how they work!” Vee cried out, kicking up a splash of the inky water. “How in the world would I even narrow it down to one that can talk to Clara and Masha?”

She stepped forward, and tripped over yet another cube rising from the water that met her foot. She once again found herself face down in the watery abyss, flailing wildly until she was back on her hands and knees, glaring at the awful thing. “You’re going to pay for that!”

She put her hands on the cube, intending to throw it as far as she could, but unlike the last one, when her fingertips met the surface she found herself looking through glass once more.

Blue skies, green grass, beautiful trees whose leaves were just starting to change color with the seasons. This was the human realm. She just knew it. She even recognized this place as the park she and the others would hang out at after they were done with their classes, when they weren’t hanging out in Vee’s cabin.

“Are you doing alright?” The voice that met her ears made tears well in her eyes as she recognized it as Clara, who towered above her. Taking a look around, Vee realized she was projecting inside the reflection of the crystal ball Luz had been kind enough to give to Clara for Masha back when they had met, with the ball currently situated in Masha’s lap.

Her beautiful goth girlfriend sighed, a pout on her lips, “Not really. I’ve got nothing. I haven’t been able to get this to turn on at all, much less get in contact with Vee in the Demon Realm. I’ve tried everything I can think of, and no amount of hand gestures or magic words seem to work on this thing. I think it’s because there’s no magic in the air here.”

Clara frowned, looking dejected at the news. With a shake of her head, she forced her frown away, instead putting on a mask of strength, and kneeled down in the grass beside her girlfriend, “We can’t give up yet. Even if the ball doesn’t work, we’ll find another way back. We’ll bring our girl back home.” Clara pressed a kiss to Masha’s temple, finally making the dour girl smile again.

Vee blinked the tears out of her eyes to see the two, not just together, but trying their best to comfort each other, and hold on to hope.

Masha nodded in agreement with Clara’s statement, “We’ll see her again. I’d just do anything to talk to her now…”

“Anything?” Vee asked, hoping against hope that this wasn’t just a one way mirror.

Both of the girls jerked in shock, the crystal ball toppling from Masha’s lap as she sat up. Vee rolled along the grass, feeling like she was going to be sick as the world spun around her, fighting the urge to drop the cube and risk losing her only connection even if it meant losing her lunch.

“Vee!” Both girls scrambled after the crystal ball, pulling it into both their hands and holding it aloft for them to see. Masha bounced on her heels, “It works! I finally got the ball to work! Eat that, lack of bile sac!”

Vee grinned through the dizziness, so happy to finally see her girlfriends again. Even if it wasn’t in person, this was the best thing to happen to her since she’d been stranded back on the isles. “I’m sorry to break your heart, Mash, but this is coming from my end. Magic cube, not crystal ball.”

While Masha began to pout again, Clara put her face right up against the ball, “Where are you right now, Vee? Are you safe? Have you found a way back yet? Is that how you’re getting a signal through?”

Vee shook her head, “calm down, Clara. I’m fine. Right now, I’m currently in some sort of middle dimension, a space between spaces, or something. But I’m safe. Camila has been sheltering me, and Eda’s been helping me build a new portal door using all the stuff Edric and Emira left behind.”

She smiled sheepishly, “Though, it looks like I’ll need to work at it some more. I could have sworn I did everything right that was in those leftover journal notes, but the door came out looking wrong, and this place is just an endless black expanse filled with cubes.”

“Can you get back safe?” Masha asked, worry in her eyes.

Vee nodded, “I think so. I came in with a harness around me, and it’s still holding, so I’m sure they can pull me back out to their side. This isn’t exactly what I wanted, but I’m so glad to see you two. How are the others?”

Clara and Masha glanced at one another, with the Goth answering, “Well, Tom and Sam are fine. We actually went and raided Jacob’s place together the second we woke up and realized you weren’t with us. It’s not like he’s living there anymore, so I’m sure he won’t mind.”

“We found diddly squat,” Clara said preemptively, seeing the question already forming on Vee’s lips. “Nothing magical that we could pick out, at least. We don’t exactly have your nose, either.”

“Since then, we’ve kinda split up to try and find ways back to the Demon Realm from here. I’ve been trying the crystal ball to get a hold of you, while Tom and Sam have been going through the library together. Gravesfield has a history with witches, or at least witch trials, so we have plenty of books on the subject.” Masha continued.

The Cheerleader nodded, “And I’ve been on the lookout for anything magical. Still haven't found anything outside of some magical talking rats that live in an alley beside one of the coffee shops, though. And they weren’t willing to share any info, no matter how many croissants I threw their way.”

“We’ve all seen a surprising amount of evidence that the Owl Lady used to come around here, though. She’s banned from so many stores, it’s actually kind of funny.” Masha giggled.

“I’m glad everyone is alright, and that you’re all working together.” Vee smiled, pressing her hand against the surface of the glass.

Masha reached out and pressed a finger over Vee’s miniature sized palm, returning the smile with her tooth gap freely showing. “Cabin Seven forever, baby.”

Clara leaned in, her face taking up a lot of Vee’s vision, “Uh, while we’re at it, think you can pass word onto Amity that the twins are okay?”

Vee nodded, “Absolutely! How have they been?”

“Gloomy, mostly,” Clara responded, shoving her hands in her jean pockets, “They’re avoiding home, and have been living in your cabin since we arrived. We have to bring them stuff, because they don’t know how to explain where they’ve been to their parents, and well, I don’t know how eager they are to face them after we told them what they did to you when they thought you were their daughter.”

“Those bars were really not necessary, or appreciated,” Vee shivered, glad to at least not be there anymore.

“Until they can come up with something that doesn’t sound insane, they’re trying their best to live off the grid. They don’t want Mommy and Daddy Dearest finding them before they’re ready.”Clara finished.

“I’ll pass it on,” Vee swore. Her smile left her face in a rush when she felt a tug on her waist, and realized she was begging to be pulled back, “Oh no.”

“What is it?” The two human girls gripped the crystal ball tightly, seeing the anxious look on Vee’s face.

“They’re trying to bring me back. This is too soon, I’m not ready to say goodbye again!” Vee cried, holding tight to the sides of the cube even as the rope pulled against her. Her eyes frantically went between her two girlfriends, trying to paint this last image of them into her mind's eye before she was dragged away, for however long it would be until she saw them again.

“It’s okay, Vee. I know we’ll see each other again soon. If you don’t figure it out, we will.” Masha spoke words of encouragement, even as tears began to leak from her own eyes at this farewell.

“We have faith in you,” Clara agreed, her throat tightening.

Vee still wasn’t ready to let go, pulling herself closer to the cube with all the strength her thin frame allowed, “Guys… I’m sorry. I don’t think I’ll make your school dance.”

“It’s okay, Vee, we understand.” Clara assured

Masha nodded in agreement, “We don’t need a stupid dance anyway-“

Vee shook her head, cutting in, “No, please. I want you to go. I want you to wear your best, prettiest dresses, give each other flowers, dance the whole night together, and kiss under the spotlights. Don't be sad that I’m not there to celebrate with you, just love and support each other like we always have.”

“We will, Vee” the two humans promised. Clara gripped Masha’s shoulder tightly, adding with a wet smile, “We’ll take lots of pictures for you.”

“I love you two,” Vee whispered, feeling the last of her strength leave her. She was pulled from the cube before her companions could respond, and dragged into the depths of the icy black pools beneath her feet.

Just when she felt like she couldn’t breathe again, she was pulled back into the light, hitting the ground hard and rolling in the dirt. The orange grass and purple skies told her all she needed to know, she was back in the demon realm.

She pulled herself to her hands and knees with the help of Luz and Amity, King racing around them in frantic circles. “Are you alright?” Amity spoke, doing her best to keep her tone soothing.

Vee gave a slow nod, and looked up just in time to see the portal she’d spent the last few days slaving over starting to melt into black goop and collapse in on itself. The twisted remains of the portal pulled the door frame into the realm between until nothing, not even a piece of scrap wood, was left to prove it had ever existed.

“I’m sorry, kid. I really hoped when we started pulling, we’d have brought back a cool souvenir you tied to the other end, but it looks like you didn’t make it through like we’d hoped.” Eda sighed, placing a comforting hand on the basilisk’s shoulder.

“I didn’t make it through, but I made contact,” Vee reported, her expression far from hopeless. There was a fire that burned in her eyes, “I got to talk to them. I haven’t given up. Not yet. There has to be something I missed in those notes!”

Keen on redoubling her efforts, Vee brushed Eda’s hand off and made her way to the chalkboard covered in papers, pulling a few of the journal entries down for further review and striding into the house, slamming the door behind her.

“Well, say what you want, the girl doesn’t give up, does she?” Eda chuckled, feeling impressed with the young basilisk’s gumption.


Vee poured over the pages and pages of diary entries, looking for answers, looking for anything she needed. “The Collector, the Collector…” She murmured under her breath as she tore through the writing.

She slammed the page she was on down against the table, giving a growl of frustration and looking to the ceiling, as if begging the Titan for help. “This is infuriating! He says he needed to seek the Collector with the pieces he had, but doesn’t once mention this person in any of these other notes!”

Camila trudged into the kitchen, already dressed in her bathrobe and pajamas, with a warm cup of tea cradled in her hand, bags under her eyes. “Vee, Cariño, please. You have been at this for days now, and it’s getting late.”

Setting aside her mug, she began to pull Vee from her chair, the basilisk fighting back, stubbornly gripping the table with her pitiful amount of strength. Despite Vee’s protests, the witch was right, she was tired, and stressed. She could recite every last bit of the Diary entries by heart at this point, and it hadn’t gotten her any closer to understanding where she went wrong.

A yawn escaped her lips, sealing her doom as she used one of her hands to stifle it. Camila used that opportunity to pry her other hand away from the table. “It’s time for bed anyway, Cariño. A night of rest will do you some good, and you can tackle this with a level head in the morning.”

Vee finally gave in, slumping her head and letting Camila lead her upstairs, where Luz already waited, teeth brushed and pajamas on. In place of Luz’s old, beaten up bed, covered in pock marks and scratches from her childhood transformations, now there sat a bunk bed, fresh and newly built now that Vee was living here and needed a place to sleep. Luz took the bottom bunk, insisting that Vee get the top, which was apparently the “better” place to sleep.

Vee tiredly climbed the steps and collapsed into bed, “Sorry I’m still taking up space in your house, Luz.”

Luz waved her off, a grin on her lips, “Taking up space? Psh, please. I like having you here, Vee. I’ll miss you when you go back home. Having you here has kinda been like a crash course in having a little sister. I always wanted one of those.”

Vee laid her head back, breathing out slowly, “Really? Don’t you already have a little brother?”

“That’s different!” Luz insisted with a wave of her hand, “King likes to dress up and play with dolls! But a sister? We could go on all sorts of adventures together! Like my Mom and my- … not a great example, sorry.”

Luz kicked her feet as she looked at the mattress above her, “I kind thought Amity was going to fill that role when we first met, but boy, am I glad that didn’t happen! Talk about awkward.”

That got a chuckle out of Vee, which made Luz smile wide, “There you go. It’s good to laugh and get loose after a night full of research, isn’t it? Find anything interesting tonight?”

Vee snuggled up close to her pillow, “Not really, no. Not unless you can tell me if you know someone called the Collector. Not that it would help, whoever that is is probably as dead as Philip… I wish I could go back and talk to them, that would be so much simpler than trying to parse through all of these notes.”

Luz blinked, “You know, I think I might have a possible solution to that… maybe. It’ll, uh, be a bit weird, though.”

“Weird how?” Vee cocked an eyebrow, only to lower it as the only thing that could see her emote was the ceiling.

“Not for you, for me.” Luz sighed, “I think I’m going to have to talk to my Tia tomorrow…”


The next day, Luz, Vee and Amity stood in front of the Clawthorne family home, which had been where Eda had grown up, and where Lilith still lived after being sent away all those weeks ago by her sister. Luz frowned as she eyed the front door, the only obstacle in her way.

She hadn’t spoken to her Aunt Lilith since the Petrification ceremony. She didn’t feel ready for this, didn’t think she would ever be, but Vee needed her to be strong. If she was going to be a big sister like she said she wanted to be, then she needed to do this.

Amity gripped her hand, a not-so-subtle reminder that she was there for her girlfriend, and with a final gulp, Luz raised her fist and knocked. At first there was no answer, the silence on the other side of the door lasting long enough that the group briefly wondered if they had come when no one was home. Just before they could give up and head home, ready to try another day, the door creaked open.

“Oh, Luz! How is my favorite Granddaughter?” Gwendolyn’s enthusiastic voice rang out, and too quick to react Luz found herself in the incredibly swole arms of her grandma, squeezed tightly against her chest.

“Can’t… breath!” Luz choked out, trying to escape her Grandmother’s grip. Eventually her flailing succeeded, and she managed to wiggle out of Gwen’s arms.

“And you brought some friends over, how sweet,” the older woman smiled, unconcerned that she’d nearly suffocated her granddaughter.

Amity, weary that she would be next to be crushed in a hug, quickly spoke up, “Uh, we’re, um, here to see Lilith, actually? Is she home?”

Gwen blinked in surprise, but her smile quickly returned, “Of course, I’ll just go get her, please, come inside, make yourselves at home.”

The three teens stepped inside, Amity walking stiffly, hoping that she didn’t do anything to offend the matriarch of the Clawthorne family while she was inside of her home. Manners drilled into her by her mother made her back stand straight as a rod as she shuffled beside Luz and Vee, sitting at the table that waited for them at the back of the cabin.

Vee looked around, taking in the cozy home. Her eyes wandered to several pictures on top of the fire place mantle, her eyes trailing and following the growth of a young girl with red hair and enormous glasses, alongside someone who could only be Eda, with each progressing picture having the two get older. Then the pictures stopped being of the duo, and just of the girl with glasses, who must be Luz’s Aunt. Then pictures of Luz joined the mantle, all of them much younger than the teen who was with them today, before Vee’s eyes landed on one of the last pictures, and her face fell.

Black hair, stern face, and glasses. She knew who that was, and recognized this woman as the girl, despite the hair color change. When Luz had said she had an Aunt Lilith, Vee never guessed that she meant…

Light footsteps came down the stairs, capturing Vee’s attention. Sure enough, the woman coming down them was exactly who she suspected, the former head of the Emperor’s coven. It wasn’t like they hadn’t seen each other again since the day Vee arrived, as she’d spent much of her research time with Camila down in the CAT’s headquarters, but the two had not spoken to one another again in that time, Vee doing her best to ignore her.

Lilith looked just as surprised to see Vee there as Vee was to see her, but didn’t linger on the basilisk, instead sending a nervous smile to her niece. “When Mother told me you were here to see me, I almost didn’t believe her.”

Luz didn’t match her smile, trying not to let it show that she couldn’t quite meet Lilith’s eyes, “Uh, yeah… We kind of need your help with something, and you’re the only one I could really think of that might have a solution.”

“Of course, anything you want!” Lilith’s volume rose, making both Luz and Vee flinch. Lilith immediately bit her tongue, wincing, and when she spoke she had rediscovered her inside voice, “I’m sorry, I’m being overeager. Please, tell me what you need my assistance with?”

Luz couldn’t find her words, and looked towards Amity for help, the girl quickly hopped into the conversation, “We need help getting our friend, Vee, back to the Human Realm.”

Lilith looked confused, “I’m not quite sure if I’m up to the task. If I knew how to do that, I’m sure Belos would have commissioned me long ago.”

“Vee already made a portal, but it wasn’t a complete success,” Amity filled her in, “However, she’s come across a bit of a problem that Luz seems to think that only you can solve.”

Amity turned to Luz, wondering if she’d found her words yet or not. The witch hadn’t exactly filled her or Vee in with the full details about why Lilith was needed, so it was up to her to talk to her Tia.

Luz scratched at her nose, “The human who wrote the information down for portal creation did so four centuries ago. Vee wanted to know if there was a way to talk to him, and I remembered when you used to tell me about when you and Mom would go on adventures together as kids, looking for Time Pools.”

Lilith’s eyes wandered as she momentarily looked back on those memories, but a shake of her head brought her back to the present, “Yes, I remember those days. If I recall, there was a theory about coagulated Titan blood becoming intermixed with magical algae that grew in the waters of the Boiling Sea that could create a temporary hole in time that someone could travel through. Eda and I could never find them though.”

Luz sank in her seat, and Lilith quickly tried to rectify her mistake, “What I mean is, we never found one yet! I did create a device capable of detecting their locations in theory but I never could nail down a power source strong enough to run it.”

Amity’s hands ran over the smooth flask at her hip, “Don’t worry about that for now. If you’ve got something, I’m sure we can run it.”

Lilith gave a short nod Amity’s way, “Alright, then let me just go and find it. It should be among my old things, just give me a few minutes.”

With an astonishing lack of grace, Lilith threw herself up the stairs that led to her room, taking them two by two and leaving the children alone again. Luz breathed out a stress filled sigh, and buried her face in her hands, “I can’t do this.”

Amity was by her side in a flash. Vee followed right behind, pulling herself away from the mantle to stand by the chair Luz was sitting in. Luz was shaking her head, biting at her lips, “I-I can’t be here with her. It’s too much, and I’m not ready.”

Vee gripped the arms of the chair, squeezing them, “Luz, I need you here. I can’t do this with her alone.”

“Why not?” Luz asked, teeth clenched tightly together.

“Because she was the Emperor’s Coven Head, Luz, and I was an experiment. We’re acquainted, and I’m no more ready to be alone with her than you are.” Vee responded, desperation in her voice.

Amity’s hand met her shoulder, “Then I’ll stay with you. Luz can stay here until we get back, and we’ll head out to look for the time pools. That way, neither of you have to be alone with Lilith.”

Both girls looked at Amity as if she’d hung the stars in the sky. Their expression fell again as the sound of Lilith returning sounded, the woman barreling down the stars with a contraption in her arms. “Here it is! Mind you, it is a bit old, but as long as we can get it the power it needs, it should work.”

Amity took the reins again, giving Luz a reprieve, “That’s great. We can get started right away, if you don’t have anything else you need to do today?”

“My schedule is clear,” Lilith answered, “And even if it wasn’t, I’d make the time for my Niece and her friends, of course.”

Luz grimaced, “Actually, I’m gonna hang back, if you don’t mind. I’m feeling… under the weather. Not really up to a big adventure today.” Try as she might, her voice wasn’t convincing, and she forced a smile as she spoke, hoping Lilith wouldn’t question it.

Lilith paused, her lips turned downward. It was clear that she could see through Luz’s deception, but she forced her own, identical smile onto her lips, “That’s… understandable, Luz. I’ll make sure your friends are taken good care of while under my wing.”

Vee coughed into her fist, drawing attention to herself, “So, shall we… go?”

“Of course!” Lilith answered, giving Luz one last glance before walking for the door, and opening it, beckoning the two teens accompanying her to follow. The Basilisk and the human each gave Luz a final wave goodbye before the door shut, and the witchling was left alone, in her Grandparents house.

Luz sighed, wondering what she should do to kill the time. She supposed she could spend time with her grandma, now that their own relationship wasn’t as strained as it used to be. Gwen hadn’t made an appearance since she’d let Lilith know they were here, so she was probably somewhere upstairs, giving them their privacy and unknowing that Luz was even still here.

Luz stood from her chair, the legs scrapping against the wooden floor. No sooner had she risen to her feet did the front door open again, and in walked a grey haired old man, face hidden behind a long, braided beard that helped cover some of the scars on his face. A yellow Cardinal palisman sat on his shoulder, and he walked with the aid of a staff, taking careful steps as he entered the house.

He looked at her with his one good eye, which lit up once he realized who she was, “My, My, how’s my Little Light doing today?”

Despite her encounter with Lilith putting her on edge, Luz felt all of that fade away, a warm grin stretching from ear to ear, “Grandpa Dell!”

He gave a hearty laugh and spread out his arms, allowing Luz to wrap her own arms around him in a hug. She was careful of his left side, which still bore marks from when Eda’s Owlbeast had attacked him, the arm that snaked around her to return the embrace trembling.

“I came to see Tia today. A couple friends needed her help.” Luz told him as she broke from the hug. At the mention of Lilith, Dell’s beard twitched in understanding, taking note that his daughter wasn’t here, nor were the friends Luz had brought with her.

“I see,” He masterfully sidestepped the issue, which Luz was grateful for, “I’m glad that you came today, anyway. I have something for you.”

“Presents? For me?” Luz beamed, always happy to be spoiled by her grandfather.

The old man laughed, holding his staff out for her to hold while he worked with both hands to reach into his bag. “I hear you recently had a palisman adoption day at your school. Very good, very good. I’m glad to hear so many have found a new home. I was so very proud to hear your Mother had a hand in that.” He spoke as he searched.

“I will admit, I feel guilty. I heard you didn’t receive one yourself, and that made me… not happy, but relieved, in a way.” Dell spoke slowly, and Luz frowned at his words. With the CAT’s taking on so many of the palismans to help the cause, it had put a dent in the number available for Hexside students. Luz had ended up the only one in her friend group lacking one, with Willow getting a Bee and Gus getting a Chameleon, though Eda had been adamant they would carve her own someday.

“Now, now, don’t give me that look,” Dell teased, “I only felt that way, because I wanted to be there when you carved your own.”

Finally, he fished out what he’d been searching for, pulling out a small, cleanly cut log, with blue bark that Luz immediately recognized, “That’s- that’s palistrum wood! How did you get your hands on that? It must have cost a fortune.”

She quickly took the weighty package from his hands, which had begun to shake under its weight, and inspected it, “It’s fresh, too…”

Dell hummed in amusement, “I’ve taken to planting seeds in the Bat Queen’s forest, with her permission, of course. The trees are so rare nowadays, which is a shame. I took this log from a branch of one I grew shortly after your mother started speaking to me again. I grew it for you.”

Luz set the piece of wood down so she could wrap her arms around her Grandpa again, “I love it! Thank you so much! I can’t wait to start carving!”

He ruffled her hair with his good hand, chuckling, “Hold on, I’ll go get the tools. I bought a new set for you, just for the occasion. You go and find your Grandmother, and ask her to get you the crystal ball so you can call your Mother. She should be here for this, like I was with her.”

Luz nodded her head, rushing up the stairs on all fours like a snorse and calling for Gwen, eager to finally get her own staff.


Amity was admittedly skeptical of time travel, but had been around and seen enough in the past few months to keep an extremely open mind when it came to what magic was capable of. She also very much hoped these Time Pools existed, otherwise the worry over her Abomination would be for nothing, as after using it as a power source once more for Lilith’s device it had shrunk it to a third of its size that it had been in its prime.

“I’m not sure you can take another draining,” Amity spoke softly as she patted the bottle at her side, filled with what remained of the goo, which had lost much of its purple hue.

Vee nudged her, nodding towards Lilith who was certain she’d found the exact location of the time pool after a days worth of quirky montages to get them here. The witch was pulling back two large ferns, ready to bask in the glory of their literally historic find, “Here it is!”

Both girls peeked on to a plain, ordinary beach, then looked back at Lilith, “Uh, where exactly are we supposed to be looking?” Amity asked, suddenly regretting using her Abomination for this adventure.

“Is it like, really tiny, or something?” Vee looked uncertain, squinting her eyes to try and find a microscopic pool of water that could be used for time travel.

“I- I don’t understand…” Lilith muttered to herself, “Is something wrong with my equipment? Is it not algae blooming season?”

Her eyes were flooded with disappointment, “Have I been chasing nothing but a pointless dream this whole time?”

While Lilith was in the middle of a mental crisis, Vee began to explore the beach, not entirely ready to give in like the older woman was. Amity watched her as she began to scour the beach, looking for the sign of any type of pool on the surface of the sands, only for the basilisk to take a misstep and completely sink into the dirt, vanishing from sight.

Amity rushed forward, throwing herself onto the solid dirt and thrusting her hand into what she presumed to be some kind of Boiling Isles equivalent to quicksand, hoping it wasn’t too late to get a grip on Vee before she sunk too deep. She searched frantically, blindly hoping to grab onto the girl, only for something to grab her first.

Lilith was too absorbed in her own perceived failures to notice when Amity was dragged into the sand after Vee, disappearing from sight and time.

Amity gasped as she was pulled, not down, but upwards, flying into the air and landing on her rear end with a heavy thud. She quickly checked herself over, patting her arms, legs and head to make sure they were all there, only to let out a scream and start back peddling when she noticed what was around her.

The entire world had changed in a blink of an eye after being pulled through the sand. The air was sweltering hot, the sky red and filled with gray clouds of ash and smoke. The culprit for both was off in the distance, as what appeared to be the still decaying corpse of the Titan had a volcano erupting on one of the isles it had landed on upon death.

To add even more urgency to her situation, there appeared to be a large creature on the horizon, roaring up at the sky.

“It worked! We found a time pool!” Vee’s excited voice met her ears, and Amity realized the girl was beside her, having been the one to pull her through the ground. “Isn’t this great?!”

“There is a demonic dinosaur not a hundred feet away!” Amity cried back, yanking on the cuff of Vee’s shirt. “We need to go!”

Vee waved her off, “Don’t worry about it. That’s a Stone Sleeper!”

Amity glanced back over to the beast, then back to the Basilisk, “And they’re gentle?”

“Heck no!” The basilisk corrected, “Incredibly dangerous, and extremely territorial. But it'll never catch us when we can just hope back into the future. Come on, let's go back and show Lilith!”

Amity didn’t argue as long as it meant she didn’t have to stay in a place that looked neck deep into an apocalyptic event, diving back into the Time Pool obscured by the sands and sighing in relief when she surfaced back in the present, Lilith still having not noticed their absence.

“I’m sorry, children. This was a waste of our time, and I don’t think I can help you.” The ex-Coven Head sighed, even as Vee took her by the arm and dragged her over to the pools location. “I’ll have to make things up with Luz another way… what are you-?”

Vee gave Lilith a shove, earning a cry and a look of shock as she was knocked down with her knees to the ground and plunging her head into the Time pool. A moment later, Lilith resurface, her shock replaced by pure adoration, “Oh Titan, was that the Hecktaceous period I just saw? Did we actually succeed in finding a time pool?”

Amity watched as Lilith let out a girlish squeal, hugging herself, “Think of how many lost historical artifacts we could find!”

“Wouldn’t that mean we would be the cause of them becoming lost?” Amity asked, making Lilith pause.

“Perhaps it’s best we leave them alone, then,” Lilith changed her tune, standing to her feet. Come on, lets see if we can find the Deadwardian Era. There is a lot of time, and not a lot of beach, so it must be here somewhere.”


“Alright Kiddo, now what you want to do is-“

“I got it, Mom!” Luz laughed, bumping Eda away with her hip and grasping the craving tools in her hands. “You’re being such a helicopter parent!”

“I am not!” Eda insisted, hands on her hips and lips curled in indignation. The look on her face twisted into one of confusion, “At least, I don’t think so. What’s a helicopter?”

“Gus says it's something from the human world,” Luz answered easily, “I think it’s an underwater vehicle of some kind? Like a weird boat?”

“Focus, Luz, focus,” Dell chuckled, ruffling her hair, then turned to lightly chastise his daughter, “Little Bird, you’re distracting her.”

“I am not!” Eda argued back.

Dell scooted behind Luz, grasping each of her wrists in his hands and guiding them, “with your carving knife, you always want to carve with the grain, Little Light. Do you know which way that is?”

Luz blinked, looking down at the round log settled on the table. It lay on its side, so she quickly stood it up, “like this, right?”

“Right,” Dell affirmed, then guided the hand with the blade down and helped Luz cut off a chunk of the bark. “You’ll want to strip it of all of the bark before we start any further carving. Once you’re done with that, we’ll start sketching on the clean wood, so you can see what you’ll make. Do you have anything in mind yet?”

Luz pursed her lips in thought as her Grandfather let go of her hands, letting her work on her own. “I’m not sure yet… I think it’ll come to me when it’s ready, though, I’m sure of it.”

“Take your time, dear, you have all the time in the world.” Dell assured, taking the seat next to her.

On the other side of Luz, Eda sat, a nostalgic smile on her face, “Now that sounds familiar, doesn’t it?”

Dell clapped a hand on Luz’s shoulder, whispering conspiratorially, “Your mother doesn’t know the meaning of patience. She tried whittling Owlbert so fast, I was sure the friction from the blade was going to start a fire.”

“If I didn’t light one myself first,” Eda cackled.

Luz beamed as she watched the members of her family tease one another freely, the quiet awkwardness that pervaded her childhood and the distance between father and daughter long gone. Her Mother no longer flinched everything she saw Dell’s hands shake, nor did she avoid looking into his bad eye.

Time can’t always heal all wounds. Scars remain, but with love and effort, some fade to nothing but a bad, if distant memory.


Amity fastened a helmet she’d taken from a skeleton to her head, hiding her ears from the world. Lilith’s warnings about the “Bloody Fly” effect rang in her ears that history recording a second human in the same time period as the first could make things very icky in the present, and that they must be careful to change as little as possible while in the past.

Lilith stole a hat from a line of laundry, holding it out to Vee, only to freeze. “Your ears…”

Vee ran a finger over them, remembering that she’d been wearing them as pointed since she’d become trapped here. They’d been round when Lilith had first met her in her human disguise, but the witch must not have noticed the change until they had to be covered up. “It’s, uh, makeup. Yeah, Camila and I thought it best to keep them covered, so Belos didn’t try anything.”

Lilith blinked, then nodded, taking the hat she intended for Vee and placing it over her own head. “Yes, that makes perfect sense. A good idea, who knows what he’d do if he heard another human was around. I’ve heard of practical effects used like that, but I never knew they could be so convincing before.”

Vee forced herself to smile at the compliment, having no intention of having Lilith discover her nature as a Basilisk if she could help it. “It’s just a little human trick. Now come on, let's go find us a human!”

“Yes, indeed. You must be excited to see another of your own kind.” Lilith observed, and Vee winced. She was excited to see another human again. As much as she hated it, witches still got her on edge. A lifetime of fearing them, of running away, had done things to her, and even among others she knew wouldn’t hurt her she still felt a level of dread and paranoia. Amity brought her some peace, especially when she was forced to pal around with Lilith in the meantime, but she was still only one person out of thousands.

Yes, another human to talk to would be great about now, even if it wasn’t exactly “her own kind.”

“Now, remember children. We’re still technically in the savage ages, way before Belos banished wild magic. These denizens may be dangerous!” Lilith warned as they made their way closer to town. They left the outskirts, entering Old Bonesborough proper.

The three’s eyes opened in surprise at what they witnessed. The chaotic, dirty streets of Bonesborough were clean. The buildings were new and well taken care of, with a sense of order in their construction. The grime that perforated the place in every nook and cranny was missing, and the people seemed friendly, well dressed, and good mannered.

“When you said the Savage Ages, I was expected something a bit more… savage.” Amity commented as they walked through the streets together. “This place looks more civilized than present day Bonesborough. Not to mention less diseased.”

“Yeah, this is… actually kind of nice,” Vee agreed, looking at one of the stalls that was obviously not a front for illegal magical artifacts, and was instead just a normal fruit stand.

Lilith frowned as she looked around the town herself, “I suppose this can be added to the list of lies Belos has told over the years. This place is gorgeous. I mean, do you see the thatch work on those roofs!” Her voice began to get excited, “each segment is looped by hand! And just look at those balusters!”

Seeing the odd looks the girls were giving her, Lilith flushed, pushing up her glasses, “Sorry. Studying Deadwardian architecture is a bit of a hobby of mine…”

“Let’s just… get to finding Philip, alright?” Vee suggested, backing off, leaving Lilith and Amity alone.

“Di- did I say something wrong?” Lilith asked the human girl, who just shook her head.


The Human, the Witch and the Basilisk weren’t having the best time tracking down Philip. Despite all the adventures he had written about in his journal, it seemed no one had ever heard of him. Not a single shopkeeper or passerby could tell them anything about him, despite the fact he had been living in Bonesborough for nearly a decade, according to his notes.

Vee kicked a rock, stuffing her hands in her pockets, “Maybe we have the date wrong? He didn’t seem to know what decade he was in, and he was working with human years, rather than Boiling Isles calendar.”

Lilith pursed her lips, stroking her chin, “That could be a possibility. Though I hope that isn’t the case, we might have caused damage to the timeline by speaking about him before he’s even arrived.”

Amity’s ears perked up under her helmet when she heard something on the wind, and she quickly shushed the other two, “Do you hear that? I thought I heard someone say the word human.”

They paused, and sure enough, the sound of an argument could be heard. “Dance, human, dance!”

The three raced around the corner, looking frantically for any sign of the fight, only to see two large demons, one with a prominent red tooth, another with a green one, picking on a much smaller figure, one with unmistakably round ears. The demons seemed to have something of his in their hands, a book, holding it away from the man that could only be Philip Wittebane, who was in the middle of an attempt to take it back.

Every time Philip would get close to getting his possession back, one of the demons would throw it to the other, and his struggle would start anew. “After all the bonds of fellowship we forged-“

The Red Fanged demon glared down at him, tossing the diary to his brother, “Bonds? You still owe us!”

With his hands free of the burden of keeping the diary away from Philip, Red Fang gave him a hard shove to the ground, the human crying out in pain as he landed on his leg. Pulling himself together, Philip tried again to reason with the demons, “When I have accomplished my mission, I promise you, you’ll have your snails. All the snails you’ll ever need!”

The demons soundly ignored the man, Green Fang reading from the diary, before handing it over to his brother. Red Fang grinned, spinning a spell circle to summon a bit of fire, “These pretty little words should make good kindling.”

Amity acted, placing down an ice glyph that sent forward a pillar to knock the diary out of the demon’s hand. “Why don’t you pick on someone your own size!”

Lilith stepped forward not a moment later, rings of magic around her hands as she prepared a spell. The act was unneeded, as while Red Fang seemed ready to fight, Green Fang held out his arm, stopping his brother. “Don’t bother. It’s a waste of time. We should keep looking.”

Red Fang gave him a look, but conceded, only giving Amity a passing glance. “You should ask your ‘friend’ there what happened to our brother, Blue Fang, and his palisman.”

As they walked past Philip, Green Fang gave a kick to the diary, dislodging a few pages, while Red Fang spit at Philip’s feet. Lilith didn’t drop her spell circles until they demons were gone, turning around the bend to continue the search for their brother, leaving the three women alone with Philip.

Amity bent over to pick up one of the scattered pages, and saw it was the entry for Eclipse Lake, as well as drawings of what appeared to be another human. Nothing Vee didn’t already know and study in earnest, so Amity held it out for Philip to take. The man hmphed, quickly snatching the page and stuffing it into his battered journal, “That’s very much private, thank you.”

Amity frowned at the reception, but attempted to brush it off. The man had just been shaken down, and clearly wasn’t in a trusting mood. “You’re Philip Wittebane, the human, right?”

The man gave her the stink eye, further cementing a dislike in Amity. “Here to gawk? I may not have a bile sac, but I do have my dignity.”

Fighting back her frustration, and wondering why the task of talking to the man had fallen to her, Amity tried again, “Hold on a minute. It’s nothing like that, We’ve come a long way just to see you, can’t we talk?”

Philip eyed her up and down for another moment, before giving a shake of his head, “No. I’m much too busy.”

He began to limp away, his leg clearly aching after his fall. Amity grit her teeth and clenched her fists, trying to think of anything she could say, any story she could weave to keep the man from just leaving them. Clenching her eyes shut, her mind went back to her first attempts at writing self-insert Azura fanfiction back in fourth grade, and she uttered out, “Wait! I- I’m a… magicless witch. I’m desperately looking for a way to get my powers. I hear that the… Collector can do some amazing things, and I heard you’re looking for them as well!”

That put a pause in the man’s step. Amity felt a blush of humiliation over thinking about her first story, having hastily changed some details. She’d written about how she was secretly a witch who was spirited away to Azura’s world, and away from her parents, and needed to find a way to awaken her magic with Azura’s help. Even back then she had known the story was cringe worthy, even if her life had ended up replicating a few odd instances of her old story.

Philip stopped again, and this time had a bit of intrigue in his eyes, “The Collector, you say? But if you can’t use magic, how did you accomplish that ice spell?”

Amity stuck her hand in her pocket, and when she removed it, she was fingering an ice glyph. “Like this.”

Now she had Philip’s attention. He gave her what seemed to be a genuine smile, and when he turned away this time, he gestured for them to follow him, “Another picto-glyph user? Astounding! Come this way, then.”

Amity breathed a sigh of relief, glad to have gotten through to the man. Perhaps he wasn’t so unreasonable after all? Lilith clapped a hand on her shoulder, looking proud of Amity’s quick thinking, and for once, Amity let herself relish the feeling instead of immediately brushing the witch aside.

Lilith trod after the human man, leaving Amity to turn to Vee, who had hung back the entire exchange. The basilisk had her hands clenched together and pressed against her chest, a seemingly nervous energy around her. “What’s the matter, Vee? I thought you were really looking forward to meeting another human?”

Vee looked at Amity, and the human girl froze. Vee wasn’t just nervous, or starstruck. She was afraid. Her body was stiff, shaking slightly now that Amity was looking for it. In her eyes was a primal fear, and the girl gulped as the human inspected her. “Vee? Vee, what’s the matter?”

Vee’s mouth parted, and Amity had to lean in to hear her as she spoke, the words coming out broken, “H-he sme-smells- wrong.”

Amity glanced down the road, where Philip and Lilith were waiting. Lilith was talking excitedly about something, and while Philip appeared to listen, his eyes were glazed over, every nod simply one of courtesy and disinterest. He looked plain, not the evil Vee was seeing, but Amity knew to never take things at surface level. Whatever was going on behind the man’s eyes, she couldn’t read.

ask your ‘friend’ there what happened to our brother, Blue Fang, and his palisman,” had been what those demons had told her, and now Amity had a creeping feeling this wasn’t just a case of someone being bullied.

Philip’s eyes settled on Amity’s as he waited for her to join him, and he sent her a smile, and with the Fang brother’s words and Vee’s warnings buzzing in her head, Amity couldn’t help but feel a chill down her spine to have the man’s attention fixated on her.

Gulping, Amity turned back to Vee, “We get what we came for, and we get out. Don’t trust him, don’t listen to him, don’t ever be alone with him. Alright?”

Vee nodded, though still didn’t move from her spot. Amity held out her hand, and though she hesitated for a moment, Vee slowly took it, the two walking forward together.


Luz held aloft her finished work, a proud grin on her face.

Eda cocked her head, giving it a look over, “Well, it’s certainly… unique.”

Gwendolyn gave her daughter a light rap on her knuckles, “Edalyn, shush. I think it looks very lovely, Luz. So smooth, too!”

“It makes me hungry for breakfast!” King commented, waving a cookie in his hand that he and his Grandmother had baked while Luz had been carving

In Luz’s hands she held aloft a carved egg, simple in design, but something she had been extremely pleased with. She set it among the leftover wood shavings on the kitchen table, which she gathered together like a nest, “It’s so they can choose whatever they want to be when they hatch! I mean, I know I could have carved something for them, but there are so many possibilities, and I don’t want to push my expectations of what they should be, they should get to choose that!”

With that said, Luz leaned forward and placed a kiss on top of her egg, “I love them already.”

While Gwendolyn praised Luz’s creativity, and Eda rolled her eyes, Dell looked closely at the egg in front of them and stroked his beard slowly, giving the occasional gaze to his own palisman, the two in silent conversation.

Without a word about the egg itself, he stood up from his chair, and gestured to his daughter. “Little Bird, could you come with me for a moment, please?”

Confused, Eda rose from her seat and followed after him, the two walking out the front door and closing it behind them.

Luz frowned, bowing her head, “Did Grandpa not like what I made?”

Gwendolyn gave her a small smile and shook her head, “Oh, that’s not it at all, dear. He’d love anything you made. I’m sure he’s just got something spinning up in his head that he needs to take care of.”

Outside, Eda followed her father as he led them around the house, no closer to putting together what was on the old man’s mind than before. Her sharp ears did pick up Luz’s worries though, so she decided to voice them, “Hey, do you have some kind of problem with what Luz made, or something?”

Dell paused, leaning his weight against the staff he held in his good hand momentarily, before continuing on, “On the contrary. You’ll see.”

The two stood before a pile of firewood that was stacked on the side of the house. Dell gestured to the pile with his left hand, minding the shaking as he did so, “if you’d be a dear, could you pick a good few pieces out of that stack for me?”

Eda raised a brow, “Firewood? It’s not exactly chilly enough for you to throw a couple logs under the fireplace yet, is it?” Still, she did as he had asked, bending over and easily lifting a few logs with her harpy strength.

“The less cracks and breaks, the better,” Dell spoke, sniffing as he leaned against his staff again. He smiled softly as Eda muttered under her breath, placing a few pieces back to grab ones that were cleaner. “You look good, by the way. This is the first time you’ve come to visit since your change.”

Eda’s ears twitched, her talons digging into the dirt at the mention of her new, feathery form. “Yeah, it’s… it’s a good look for me. You don’t mind it, right? I can go if it bothers you. Last time you saw me with claws, well…”

Dell lifted his staff and thumped it into the dirt, giving his daughter a warning glare with his good eye, “I have never blamed you for that, Little Bird. I’ve never seen you as a monster. Not even the Owlbeast inside of you. Seeing you like this, I’m glad to see you’ve learned that as well. You’ll both fly farther together, I know.”

Eda quickly looked away, wiping at one of her eyes, “Sorry, I- i just got some wood chips or something in there.”

Dell nodded seriously, “Of course. One must watch out for that.”

The two looked at each other, then chuckled, Dell having Eda follow him again back into the house. “Just set those logs on the table, Pumpkin.”

Eda snorted, “I haven’t heard that nickname in a while. Not exactly rocking that color anymore.”

Luz looked over the various logs Eda set on the table, looking to her mother who just shrugged. Dell, meanwhile, shifted through one of the drawers on a side table across the room, coming back with a small toolbox of older carving tools, which joined the ones beside Luz’s and the logs.

“What are all these for?” Gwen asked the question of the day, all eyes on Dell.

He smiled brightly up at them as he retook his seat, “Carving, of course!”


Amity and Vee walked hand in hand behind Lilith and Philip, following wherever it was the man wanted to lead them to. Vee had stopped shaking, but kept distrustful eyes on the back of the man’s head, while Amity kept her glyphs at the ready, intending to use them the moment it looked like any form of trickery was about to spring forth.

Lilith seemed undisturbed by the man, not having caught on to the distrustful gazes her companions kept on him. Instead, she seemed quiet taken in by him, as he passed on pretty words and compliments. “Your nieces are quiet powerful. Noble as well, to have helped me out of my bind. I’m sure they take after you, correct?”

Lilith gave what sounded like an attempt at a polite laugh, but ended up coming out a snort, “After me? Please, that is entirely on them. Though maaaybe they get some smarts from me.”

The small group of adventurers made it to a cave, the opening revealing a dark, cavernous abyss. Philip patted at his clothes, before pulling out what Amity recognized as a fire glyph, then looked to them, “Did anyone perhaps bring a torch?”

Amity glanced at Vee, then pulled out one of her light glyphs, tapping its center and letting the ball fly up into the air. It illuminated the cavern, lighting their path forward, and Philip took a moment to give Amity an appreciative glance, “Astounding, truly. May I see one of those?”

Amity paused, but did as he asked, seeing as she saw no harm in a little light spell. Philip took it from her hand, inspecting it, then opened his journal to copy it himself, leading to Amity almost facepalming. She’d not considered that him learning it from her might be one of the ways the past could change.

“I’m surprised you use glyphs as well.” Amity commented, fishing for details from the man. He looked back at her, closing his diary and putting it back into his bag.

“How else would one survive here? Plant growth to grow the food I need to eat. Ice to make walls of protection, fire to warm myself in the cold nights. It took me years to find them, though. Almost as if the world itself was trying to hide them from me…”

He seemed amused for a moment, “I even found one hidden in a snowflake of all places, isn’t that peculiar?”

Amity gave a small nod, not liking that this suspicious man was looking like her foil. “That’s where I found my ice glyph as well.”

Philip sent her a smile, “A warrior and a scholar, truly impressive!”

Lilith elbowed her, “Did you hear that. He thinks you’re impressive. And you managed to teach the first human on the isles something new!”

Using the glyph Amity had given him, Philip lit up his own ball of light, leading the way to a empty space large enough for them to all stand. Using a stick, the man began to carve glyphs into the dirt floor of the cave, each of the women having to move to make space as he marched about them, until he finished. Vee eyed his work, and spoke for the first time to Philip, not liking what she was seeing. “What exactly is this?”

Philip bent over the glyphs, casting a look back her way, surprised to hear her speak, “This is a shortcut,” He said as he pressed his hand to the spell, “to the Collector.”

There was a blinding flash of light that left them all weary and dizzy. After a moment it subsided, the dark of the cave gone, and instead they found themselves in a great hall, large round doors on either side of them with a bridge held up by crystal pillars extending past them to a large, decorative door.

Amity clutched at herself, checking to see if she was all there. That was teleportation, right? She began to have a brief existential crisis over if the original Amity that had been broken down and transported was even the same as the one who stood in her place, but breathed a sigh of relief when she remembered this was magic, not science fiction, and therefore it didn’t necessarily run on the logic of transmitting the data that made her up.

The next thing Amity knew, Vee was gripping her arm tight enough to leave marks, looking around the place in fear and wonder. “There is a lot of magic here,” she whispered so only Amity could hear.

“Where did you bring us?” Amity asked Philip, but he only limped away, heading for the largest door at the end of the chamber. Turning toward one of the large round windows in the opposite direction Philip was going, Amity peeked outward and paled, seeing the entirety of the Boiling Isles stretched out below her. “We’re inside the Titan’s skull?”

Lilith was flabbergasted, lifting each of her feet in an attempt to keep them off the ground, as if she were dirtying the floor with her presence, “But this is sacred ground!”

“I suppose that’s why no one here would accompany me,” Philip shrugged, continuing to limp over to the door.

“Well, that explains you smelling all that magic,” Amity surmised, murmuring to Vee as they followed.

Vee held her nose closed with her hands, shaking her head, “This is different. It’s nothing like the magic the Titan gives off.”

“Do you think it might be the Collector, then?” Amity asked, with the basilisk unable to give any solid answers in return. Frowning at her silence, Amity continued to follow after Philip, who was making good time despite his injured leg.

“Every legend I have ever heard has told that the Collector lies here, beyond this door. I just can’t figure out the mechanisms to open it, no matter how hard I try.” The man explained, gesturing to the doorway.

“Well, you have a couple intelligent women here with you,” Lilith responded, stepping forward to examine the wall. “I’m sure that, given time, we can crack it, and unlock it’s secrets.

Amity looked up and down the door, taking in the locking mechanism herself. It seemed like some kind of large, complicated puzzle, “I wish Luz were here. She’s pretty good at abstracte stuff like this.”

She turned to look toward Philip, “Ah, Luz is my girlfriend back home, so you know.”

It took her a moment to realize this was a man from the seventeenth century, who probably wouldn’t take the news at all well, but his face kept steady, almost like he’d chosen to not hear her. She supposed that was better than a bigoted comment, and that perhaps being on the isles for the past decade had made him used to the idea, even if he didn’t care for it.

Deciding to ignore the man if he was going to ignore her, Amity checked in on Lilith’s progress, “Think we can crack it?”

“This may be unlike anything I’ve ever seen, but I’m confident it’s within my skill. It’s less a logic puzzle and almost more like a… game of sorts. Who makes a game to seal a lock?” Lilith pondered, then shook her head, turning her full attention to Amity. “There is something we need to discuss though, about Philip.”

Lilith gestured for Amity to come closer, and murmured under her breath so her voice wouldn’t carry against the walls. “Most of this puzzle is already solved. Which means someone has come here before. It could have just been Philip attempting to open it in the past, but he’s a smart man. I’m sure he could get past it easily enough. No…”

With a small sigh, she continued, “And there is something about him. The way he talks. The confidence, the compliments. He’s said everything we want to hear ever since he heard about the Collector. I enjoyed it at first, but now that I’ve gotten used to it he feels… he feels… uncomfortably familiar.”

Amity nodded, “Vee said something similar. She’s felt this way ever since she laid eyes on him.”

Lilith hummed, pressing another one of the pieces on the door, lighting it up, “That makes sense. She was so excited to meet him, and has hardly spoken a word since. I’ll open this door, you can go check on her, and keep an eye on him.”

Amity nodded, joining Vee a bit away, who had been watching as Philip took out his diary and began to write. The girl was shaking again, leading Amity to put a gentle hand on her shoulder, “Vee? What’s wrong?”

Vee bit her lip, and looked to Amity, “In his bag. I saw, when he took his diary out. He’s got a blue fang in there. It almost fell out, but he shoved it back inside.”

Amity quietly nodded, raising her finger to her lips as she drew a plant glyph from her pocket and pointed at Philip, expressing her intent to take him down while his back was turned. They’d speak to the Collector alone, if he was behind that door at all, and leave Philip to the authorities of this time when they were done here.

Amity tip toed up and behind Philip, who kept scribbling away in his notes. He hadn’t seemed to notice her yet as she prepared her attack, but just as she was about to activate it, Lilith called out “Ah! I did it! I solved the Puzzle!”

In that moment Philip looked back at her, a smirk on his face, and she realized he’d known she was there the whole time. “You really should learn to whisper more quietly, little one. Voices carry far in a place like this” He taunted, then pressed his hand to the light glyph he had drawn into his diary earlier, blinding the three women as it activated.

Amity couldn’t see, but she could hear, as Philip rose to his feet. From the sounds of his steps, and the pace he was walking, she now knew his limp was faked for sympathy, but that was the furthest thing on her mind as she heard Lilith give a cry.

Blinking away the spots in her vision, Amity rubbed at her eyes and raced into the dark room, ignoring Philip for the moment to focus on rescuing Lilith, who was in the clutches of the same beast she had seen in the Hecktaceous period earlier that day/sixty-five million years ago. A Stone Sleeper. Lilith was thrashing in it’s grasp, the beast roaring in her face, Lilith matching the beast’s volume with her shrieks of terror.

Amity quickly activated the plant glyph she had in her hands, sprouting vines that wrapped tightly around the Stone Sleeper’s muzzle, keeping it from biting down on Lilith. The beast didn’t like that, as it attempted to tear the vines off with its claws, dropping Lilith to the floor to use both hands.

Amity then uncorked her vial, summoning her abomination to fight. It moved sluggishly, less than half its normal size, and was easily swatted aside by the beast’s muzzle as it flailed around. It had been drained of too much magic, it couldn’t put up the proper fight anymore.

Amity grit her teeth, and recalled the golem. Instead, next was an ice glyph, freezing the Stone Sleeper’s legs in place so it couldn’t give chase. Amity grabbed Lilith by the hand, pulling her behind a pillar to hide, all while Philip ignored everyone and everything around him to begin to dig in the sand in a pit at the back of the room.

“You really are a sadistic piece of scum, aren’t you, Philip?” Amity called from behind the pillar, hoping to goad the man away from their prize. “You murdered someone, and kept a piece of him as a trophy, how sick can you get?”

“I disagree. They have to actually be people for it to count as a murder,” Philip said cooly, finding what he was looking for. A mirror, with a crescent moon carved into it. He held it aloft, Amity only barely catching a glimpse of it from her hiding space, before he tucked it under his arm. Smoothing over the dirt with one of his feet, Philip then started to draw the same glyphs he had back in the cave. “Not that I’d think a witch like you would know that, much less a magicless invalid one at that. Good bye, I wish you a swift death.”

He vanished in a flash of light, disappearing to who knows where just as the beast escaped its bindings. Ripping the last of the vines away from its maw, it screeched, and broke the ice encasing it, going for the bright light Philip had summoned upon his vanishing act. Amity took that moment to move forward, hoping to escape the room with Lilith in tow unseen and forgotten by the Stone Sleeper, but it sensed their movement and intercepted.

“Amity, look out!” Lilith cried out, pushing the girl away to safety. The witch tried her best to summon up a spell, be was too late as the Stone Sleeper bore down on her, smashing its large body against her much smaller frame, and sending Lilith scurrying in a pile of body parts.

Lilith’s head rolled across the floor, the bespectacled woman screeching in horror, “Is this what this is like? And Edalyn did this as a party trick? This is terrifying!”

“We have worse things to worry about!” Amity cried out, trying to scoop up as many of Lilith’s battered limbs as she could while avoiding the Stone Sleeper.

Vee was still in the doorway of the room, frozen in shock and terror as everything went down. But with both Philip’s and the mirror’s magical auras gone, and with a clearer head, she could feel a rage building up under her skin. “I’m so tired of this…”

“I’m tired of nothing going my way!” She screamed stomping her foot and attracting the attention of the Stone Sleeper. “I’m tired of trying my best, and things just going from bad to worse! I’m tired of being so afraid of this place!”

The Stone Sleeper bore down on Vee, but she opened her mouth and bared her sharp teeth right back at it, “And I’m tired of you!”

She began to absorb the Stone Sleepers magic, the effect instantaneous. In a mere instant, an unstoppable rampage had turned into a collapsed beast, not unconscious, but weak enough to not be able to move, not even a twitch. The Stone Sleeper let out a low whimper as Vee stood over it, and the anger inside of her immediately flooded away from the basilisk, transformed into worry. “No, no, no, I- I promised I’d never take magic from another unwilling creature again… I- I’m sorry, I-“

“You did what you had to, Vee. It will be fine,” Amity assured her, putting Lilith’s head back on her torso, then snapping an arm back into place.

“I never want to be that close to history again,” Lilith groaned, eyes still spinning in her head.

Vee whined, wanting to give the magic back, but not trusting that the Stone Sleeper would stay down while they were still in the room with it. Lilith, back on her feet, approached the beast behind its head, hand grazing over its ear, “You know, I think I know a way to calm it down, if you want?”


Philip paused in the middle of a self monologue about how to word his next journal entry in his favor, feeling a stomping that shook the ground around him approaching. With a turn of his head, he found himself face to face with the very same creature he had left behind at the skull, with him falling over himself in shock as it roared in his face.

“That’s enough, Sleepy,” A familiar voice sounded, Lilith landing on her feet after hopping off the beast's back.

Amity already had a glyph drawn in hand, ready to fire it if Philip so much as twitched, while Vee, still fueled by her anger, grabbed the man by his collar, “Tell me right now how this thing is going to help you build a portal to the Human Realm, or else my friend here is going to show you what every glyph in her arsenal can do to the human body.”

Philip remained calm when faced with the girl, not giving anyone the satisfaction of seeing him scared. “The mirror? Oh no, that’s for something else entirely.”

Vee grit her teeth so much they audibly creaked, one eye twitching. “You mean you did all of this and it wasn’t even to get you home?!”

“I’ve done far worse for far less,” The man freely admitted with a light chuckle, as if this was a conversation about the weather over tea and crumpets. “However, if it’s information about the Human world you want, perhaps we can make an exchange? I’ll probably need another sacrifice sooner or later anyway, so if-“

Lilith brushed past Amity, then likewise past Vee, reeling back and punching Philip’s face with a sickening crack. Blood spurt forth from the wound, and the man flinched, falling back and hitting the ground, covering his nose and glaring up at them, “You damnable witches!”

Lilith glared down at the small, sad man before her, “Stay mad.”

Recomposing herself, Lilith turned to the teenagers before walking off, her head held high and ladylike, “Come along, children. We’re finished here.”

Amity and Vee looked at Lilith with newfound respect and amazement in their eyes as she climbed aboard the Stone Sleeper once more. Together, they began to ride off into the sunset, though there was one final piece of business to take care of.

Taking a slow breath to steady herself, Lilith spoke, “You’re a basilisk, aren’t you, Vee?”

When the girl didn’t answer, Lilith continued, “It all makes sense now. How you recognized me when we met. Your ears changing. Stopping the Stone Sleeper, and then waking it back up.”

Vee looked down, unsure what else to say. So instead she asked, “What are you going to do with this information now that you have it?”

“Nothing,” Lilith answered plainly. “I suppose I could apologize for the role I had to play in your torment, but such things would be pointless. It happened, and as much as I’d like to, I can’t change that.”

A moment of silence fell between the three before Lilith spoke again. “Did you want to know the reason I wanted to find the Time Pools so badly as a child? Why I’d drag Edalyn everywhere to look for one before she ran away from home? I wanted to change the past. To go back, and erase my mistakes. To become blameless again and fix the people I had so selfishly broken.”

Lilith kept her eyes forward as she spoke, “My father always told me that the past was in the past. That’s a lot easier to say than to accept. I’ll admit, even to this day, I feel tempted to change the past. I didn’t just want to punch that jerk, I wanted to kill him for trapping us like that, which would change everything. I wanted to change hurting Edalyn. I wanted to change hurting Luz. I even want to change hurting you, Vee. But I can’t. I can’t go back and change that, because I wouldn’t be taking responsibility for my actions. I’d just be selfishly hiding them again, and breaking everything else. If I stopped myself from giving Eda her curse, would Luz even exist? Would you?”

Vee didn’t have any more answers than Lilith did. Amity put a hand on the Basilisk’s shoulder as Lilith kept speaking, “I’ve accepted that I can’t change it, but I can at least try to make up for everything I’ve done wrong. By helping you because Luz asked me too, I get a little closer to making up for what I did to her, and maybe to you as well.”

Lilith brought the Stone Sleeper to a halt, twisting around in her seat to look back at the girls, but especially Vee. “I guess what I’m trying to say is… we still have some time before the tides wash away the way home, and… I would like the chance to make up for what I’ve done to you, if you’ll allow me the opportunity?”


Vee dismounted the Stone Sleeper, following Lilith as she guided her to the top of a hill that overlooked a valley located on the lower torso, within view of the Pelvis. Amity remained atop their ride, to make sure the beast wouldn’t wander away and leave them stranded in the middle of nowhere.

The witch and the basilisk climbed up what remained of the steep cliff, until they reached the top and could see the valley below them, and Vee’s breath caught in her throat.

“They won’t go extinct for another century or so.” Lilith spoke quietly, hands folded in front of her as they looked out onto the horizon.

Vee’s eyes beaded with tears as she looked over the valley, at the dozens of basilisks, of all shapes and sizes, laying out on the rocks and basking in the warm sun together.

For a moment, she let her disguise collapse, allowing herself to be her true, scaly self. The sun was already beginning to hang low on the horizon, sure to set soon, but the rocks below would stay warm for a while after that, she could just tell.

Vee considered slithering down there, mingling with her own people, her own culture for the first time. All she had ever known were other basilisks raised in the same cages as she had, but these? These ones were free. Truly a people. But before she could slither down the hill, Lilith stopped her, a gentle, but firm grip on her shoulder.

“I know, it’s cruel,” The witch spoke, “But this is as close as you can get. The past is in the past. But… it’s alright to look back on it every once in a while.”

Vee nodded, letting her tears stream freely down her face as she wrapped her arms around Lilith’s waist, and hugged her tight. “Thank you.”

“Don’t,” Lilith started, staring out over the horizon, “I still owe you so much more.”


Dell stripped the bark, chiseled off the excess wood, and carved at the base with his knife, each move of his hands done slowly and carefully. He couldn’t stop the shaking in his left, but his right still worked well enough, and while it was his off hand, it got the job done.

There were no fine details for him to carve out, only a simple shape to keep. The wood may have been splintered, and a little weather damaged from sitting in the yard, but it was soft, softer than Palistrom wood, and easier to cut despite the cracks that formed on its surface.

He couldn’t remember the last time he had carved something so simple. Even as an apprentice, his work was intricate, and yet there was a beauty in this form.

His family watched as he worked. It went slower than he liked, his skills rusty and one handed at that. It certainly ate up a much larger chunk of time than it would if this had been done in his prime. But as he set aside his knife and chisels, and reached for the sanding block, it was finally taking shape.

Unfortunately, that was when his left hand had reached its limit. Luz however held the wood out in front of him still, while his right hand swept over it, sanding the surface until it was smooth. He blew off the wood dust, and reached for a bottle of wood polish, giving his daughter a raised eyebrow. “You’re remembering to give Owlbert a good polish every now and then?”

Eda rolled her eyes, “Of course I have!”

Under his gaze she shifted, “Alright, so it may have been a while since the last time, but he’s fine. I’ll give him one when we go home.”

Owlbert hooted, fluttering his wings, and Eda’s frown deepened, “Fine, fine, I’ll do it now. Gimme some of that.”

Father and daughter finished their polishing at the same time, with Dell setting his finished project on the table, right beside Luz’s palisman. “How is it?” The old man asked, a hint of anxiousness in his voice.

Luz looked the egg over in awe, while Gwen covered her heart to see her husband carve something, even something as simple as an egg, for the first time in thirty years. The light that had entered his eyes as he worked, reclaiming a piece of himself he had left behind, had filled her heart with joy and adoration. “It looks wonderful, dear.”

Luz compared his egg to her own, and outside of the weather damaged portions and the color of the wood, it was an exact match to hers, “Woooow.”

“So, what’s with the egg?” Eda asked, guessing the answer but wanting to hear it from her father’s own lips.

He leaned back in his chair, twirling his beard with a finger, “I’ve always said the past is the past. It took me longer than I’d like to admit to give up my carving. It was a piece of me for so long, and has been in our family for generations.”

He looked the members of his family over, one at a time, “One thing that gave me solace was finding joy in other things. I couldn’t make new palismans, but I could help plant the trees that the next generation could carve, and the generation after that, and so on. It allowed me to live out my passions in other ways, and I’ve done more than make peace with that.”

Reaching out, he placed a hand over his granddaughters, smiling brightly, “But today, Luz, you gave me something back. Through your ingenuity, and your creative thinking, I’ve managed to carve something again. I can’t carve palisman as I used to. I’ll never be able to- to chisel out all the fine details, to make a masterpiece of my own. But that isn’t the important thing. The creation itself is, and thanks to you, I’ve found a way to create again. You have helped breathe new life into an old hobby, Little Light. To create a Palisman that gets to decide on its own what it should look like... You truly are a beautiful soul, Luz.”

Tears always came easy to Luz, who sniffled at her Grandfather’s words, throwing her arms around his waist. He chuckled softly as he patted her hair, while Eda fondly rolled her eyes, “Great, waterworks. I hope you’re happy, old timer, you went and made her cry.”

Gwen kissed her husband’s temple, then leaned against him, “Oh, like you aren’t getting teary eyed yourself, Edalyn.”

“What, no,” Eda insisted, turning away to hide her face, “I’ve just got more wood chips in my eye. Seriously, what’s with you doing your carving indoors, do it outside next time.”

Luz wiped her nose, pulling back from her grandfather and taking her own egg and setting it in her lap, “So, when you’re ready to work on more palismans eggs, is it okay if I come over and help?”

“I’d be delighted,” Dell told her truthfully, “It’s a family tradition, after all. I’ll teach you all the little tricks I’ve picked up over the years if you want, too.”

Luz nodded, “I’m not sure if it’s what I want to do for the rest of my life, but I do want to learn, like all the Clawthornes before me.”

“Then learn you shall.” Dell answered fondly. “My hands are tired, but perhaps you can stop by next week?”

“I look forward to it!” Luz beamed.

That was when the front door opened, and in walked Lilith, Amity and Vee, each looking tired. Eda tensed the moment her sister walked into the room, but bit down any snarky comment that came to mind. “So, how did your little adventure go?”

Lilith collapsed into one of the free chairs at the table, “I punched a jerk in the face.”

That had everyone leaning in, eyes wide to hear polite, prissy Lilith had gotten into a brawl. Luz scooted in her own chair, patting it so Amity could have a space to sit, and the human girl took it. “It was pretty awesome to see. I think she broke his nose.”

Vee leaned against Lilith’s chair, all her apprehensiveness about the woman that was there that morning now gone, “There was blood everywhere, you should have seen it.”

Eda leaned back in her seat, letting out an impressed whistle, “Well, now I’m disappointed I didn’t get an invite. I’d have paid good money to see that. Instead, all I got to see was this dope over here carving her palisman.”

The three women’s eyes locked onto Luz, then each belted out a series of congratulations, Amity giving her girlfriend a squeeze. “Well, where is it?”

Luz held aloft her prize for all to see. “Aren’t they beautiful?”

Lilith adjusted her glasses, squinting at the wooden carving, an incredulous look on her face as she very astutely concluded, “That’s an egg.”


Luz lay in her bed, sound asleep later that night. On her desk, beside her beloved Hecate action figure, was a small nest of twigs, and at its center, an egg that sat under a heat lamp. She hadn’t been sure if her Palisman needed the warmth exactly, but she wanted to provide it anyway, even if the light it provided had made it harder to get to sleep.

She was awoken from her rest by the sound of sheets ruffling, the mattress above her squeaking as Vee tossed and turned in her sleep. With a worried expression, Luz peeled herself out of her blankets and climbed out of bed, carefully ascending a few steps of the ladder so she could reach her newest family member. “Vee? Are you okay?”

The girl was sweating, her clammy skin shifting and changing from flesh to scales as she twitched in her sleep. Her eyelids danced as her eyes skirted underneath them, and it became obvious to Luz that her basilisk friend was in the middle of an intense nightmare.

Vee’s nose was twitching, sniffing at the air as Luz reached out carefully to shake her. “It’s alright, Vee, you’re safe, you’re at home,” Luz whispered, trying to soothe the girl before she woke from her slumber. It wasn't working.

Luz sighed. Desperate times called for desperate measures. She raised her hand, intending on slapping the basilisk across the face to wake her, but that’s when Vee’s eyes shot open, scaring Luz and almost making her fall off the ladder and to the floor below.

“Belos!” Vee cried out, thrashing her arms like a wild man, fighting off her blankets.

“Vee, calm down! He’s not here, he can’t hurt you!” Luz called out, trying to still the other girl.

Her eyes were wide as she realized where she was, but her breathing remained heavy as she locked eyes with the witch. She gave a shake of her head, disregarding the very idea of safety, “Luz, he’s Belos.”

Luz’s brow furrowed in confusion, “What? Who?”

“Philip. He smelled exactly the same as Belos. Philip is Belos!”

Luz’s mouth hung open as she paled. She suddenly felt faint, and lowered herself off the ladder for her own safety, leaning against the bedpost as she took in what her companion had to say. “We need to tell my Mama.”

Notes:

And there we have it.

Philip is a straight up sociopath. He literally keeps trophies of people he’s killed. Honestly, seeing the massive open graveyard dedicated to his previous grimwalkers, it make me think that’s almost like a trophy room to him. There was no reason otherwise to not bury them to hide the evidence better. He’s a very sick man.

He’s also not very smart. In Canon, he gets tricked by Luz in half of their meetings. Fooled by a literal teenager. His plan relied on the Collector’s knowledge, and then betraying the eldritch being. He couldn’t find the light glyph on his own, and it’s literally in the sky every night. He even starts to write in his journal about his betrayal of Luz and Lilith before it even happens, not ten feet away from them where Luz can see it. Had he just kept his book shut for ten minutes, he probably could have easily walked away with his prize in hand and not got a broken nose. Perhaps he’s not stupid, but he’s certainly overly cocky and constantly underestimates his enemies, which isn’t a very smart thing to do.

Dark headcanon of the day: Philip is the reason Basilisks are dead. How do I come to this conclusion? We know they went extinct a few hundred years ago. Philip has been on the Isles for around 360-ish. That fits the timeline. We have him experimenting with the brands, which are shown to originally have drained all magic, leaving witches in a near dead state, just like a basilisk does to their victims. He attacked towns, blaming it on Wild Magic, but that clearly took hundreds of years to drill that into people’s heads, so until they bought that “wild witches” were the cause, witches were looking for someone to blame. And Basilisks fit the MO. Belos didn’t kill them, he only ruled the last 50 years, but his crusade to make witches go against ‘wild magic’ likely got the basilisks misblamed and hunted to extinction. A few people seemed to have misunderstood this, so I edited it to get the idea across better. Belos did not blame the basilisks, rather people dismissed him as a conspiracy theorist rambling about wild magic, a concept he made up, and pointed to the more obvious solution, that being basilisks, even though they weren’t actually involved.

Alright, on to the rest of the chapter. I hope you liked seeing Vee and Lilith a lot in this one! I’ve had this planned out for a while, actually. Luz’s palisman was supposed to be an interlude, but I instead chose to make it the b-plot and expand on the idea a bit once I came up with the Dell portions.

I have a grandmother who is almost 90. Her hobbies are painting, wood working and sewing by hand. But she’s gotten old, and has arthritis issues that keep her from doing these the same way she used to. In canon, and in this fic, Dell found other ways to pursue his palisman making hobby. He supplies the wood by planting new trees for the new generation. But now, he can carve something as simple as an egg. It’s not easy, the same way my Grandmother's paintings have had to become smaller, and simpler, or how she can’t do much more than hem pants these days, but it still allows him a new way to chase after his hobbies. The past is in the past, he’ll never be able to carve like he used to, but that doesn’t mean he can’t find new ways to enjoy old things.

And now he can bond with Luz, too, teaching his granddaughter all the tricks of the trade, since he never got to do that with Eda.

If you liked this, feel free to leave a comment. The Titan demands it!

Chapter 31: Interlude 31.5: A Potato By Any Other Name

Notes:

” …Would Taste As Sweet”

You may notice I’ve cut back on a lot of the interludes. This is because the chapters themselves have gotten so long as I’ve progressed, I’m finding less stuff I want to cut out, and finding better ways to weave them into the story itself. Like last chapter had Luz carve her palisman, that was originally going to be an interlude, but I much prefer that I found a way to include it into the story in a more natural way.

Anyway, here is what is likely to be the only interlude of 2B, enjoy!

Oh, and this is a weird interlude in that it actually takes place within the last chapter, but before the final scene.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

To celebrate Luz carving her palisman egg, Camila wanted to cook her daughter a feast of her favorites, especially since she’d been too busy with the CATs to be there for the carving itself.

The egg sat in it’s nest at the center of the Noceda family’s dinner table with pride, Camila stopping to ruffled her daughter hair, and congratulate her every few minutes, a cycle that was beginning to annoy Luz for how much it embarrassed her in front of her girlfriend, who admittedly did the same thing just as often.

Seeing as this was all for Luz, Camila had forbidden her from lifting a finger to help with dinner, insisting her daughter leave it to her to take care of things. Luz, not knowing what else to do, drummed her fingers across the table while she waited, making conversation while her Mama and Vee cooked together. Amity sat across from her, feeling awkward for not helping out with anything, and eventually decided to do something about it, grabbing a nearby apron and stepping in beside her hostess.

“Is there anything I can do to help, Ms. Noceda?” The human girl asked hopefully.

Camila opened her mouth, looking like she wanted to assure the girl that she and Vee had everything under control, but stopped after seeing how eager the girl looked, giving a small chuckle, “I’m sure we can find something for you to do, if that’s what you want.”

Amity nodded, smiling sweetly, “We’re here to celebrate my awesome girlfriend’s accomplishments, of course I want to help!”

“Aww,” Luz said from her spot at the table, “That’s so sweet. You guys are really spoiling me rotten today.”

Camila shook her head fondly at the two, putting a hand on Amity’s shoulder, “Since you’re so sweet, according to Luz, you can help with one of the desserts. I’ve got an old family cookbook you can use.”

Camila stepped beside Vee, who was whisking something in a bowl, and reached onto a shelf, grabbing a recipe book, handing it off to Amity. “The dog eared pages have Luz’s favorites.” The woman smiled teasingly.

With a blush on her cheeks, Amity cracked open the pages, looking for something that looked simple enough for her skill level. She came to a bit of a wall almost immediately, as she couldn’t actually read what was written down, “oh, um… this is all in Spanish.”

Camila, who had turned to tend to one of the pots on her stove, looked back at Amity, “Oh, yes. I brought that with me from the Toes, which does have a high Spanish speaking population. Mi familia have lived there for many generations, it’s a beautiful place. I should take you to visit when Luz and I go to visit her Abuela y Abuelo.”

“She’s not pointing it out for nothing, Mama,” Luz laughed, gesturing for Amity to come over so she could translate, “Amity can’t read Spanish.”

Camila blinked, then laughed to herself, “Of course, I forgot. She’s human, they probably don’t have that in her realm.”

Amity scratched at her head, looking at Vee for help. The basilisk shrugged, looking just as lost as the human, “Actually, we do have it there? It’s a very common language, I just don’t speak it. My old school even had classes, but my parents had me take French instead.”

Camila seemed surprised to hear that, “I had no idea! Why is Spanish spoken in the Human Realm? How did that get there?”

“I honestly have no clue! I’m pretty sure it originated in the Human Realm, but I’ve stopped asking questions about stuff like that,” Amity admitted, “Like why does everyone here speak English?”

Camila seemed to realize that yes, it was very weird, but probably best not to think too hard about. It would just bring up more questions than answers, “Well, I’ll leave you and Luz to find a recipe she would like, and she can help with the translation.”

Both girls gave a nod, turning to the book on the table, turning through the pages. While Amity couldn’t make heads or tails of most of it, Luz could, and was clearly having a hard time picking her favorite, mouth salivating at the phantom taste the names alone would bring.

Eventually, it became clear that Luz wasn’t going to be able to narrow it down, so Amity chose one of the marked pages at random, “We’re going with this one. Dulce de batata.”

Luz clapped her hands, “ooh, I do love that one. Mama used to make it all the time!”

Amity looked the recipe over, and it didn’t have a long list of ingredients, so it should be easy enough. “Alright, read out to me what I need.”

Luz gave a nod, translating out a list, with Amity grabbing bottles of milks, sugar and cinnamon, “okay, what’s next?”

“Well, the batata, sweet potato,” Luz answered, flashing Amity a smile.

Amity blushed, twirling her purple hair with a finger, “Uh, what’s a batata? And Sweet Potato? Really?”

Luz chuckled, coming to a realization, “No, no, Amity, the batata is a sweet potato. Not a dorky pet name.”

The witch rubbed at her chin, a smug, teasing look tugging at her lips, “But, you know… you do resemble a purple sweet potato with that hair. Maybe I should call you my Sweet Potato.”

“Oh, Titan,” Vee groaned, setting aside her bowl and whisk just so she could place her head in her hands, “Please, no…”

Camila stifled her giggles at the basilisk’s over-reaction. Meanwhile, Amity’s face was crimson, the girl playing with her fingers, “I think it’s better suited for you, Luz. You’re the sweet one. My little Batata.”

Vee looked pained at their awkward attempts at flirting, but the two girls ignored her as they finished up gathering ingredients and started cooking up the sweet potato pudding, Amity throwing the batatas into a pot of boiling water to cook them through.

Soon enough, there was a table full of food, all of Luz’s favorites spread out before her. Salamander Sancocho, Elemental Empanadas, and of course, the Dulce de batata. The four women sat at the table together, passing around plates, Amity and Vee taking a sampling of absolutely everything, since they hadn’t tried any of them before. They seemed close enough to human recipes that Amity wasn’t too afraid to try them, and Camila always had elixirs to help with indigestion around the house anyway.

“It’s all delicious,” Amity proclaimed, taking a big bite, “Thank you so much for inviting me, Ms. Noceda.”

“It’s just Camila, please,” the woman insisted. “We’ve rebelled against the Empire together, I think we’re all close enough to not have to use the Ms. label.”

“Okay, Camila,” Luz winked at her Mama, the table falling into snorts and snickers.

As dessert was served, Luz took a big scoop, opening wide and eating it, making lots of yummy noises to show her appreciation for her girlfriend’s cooking. Vee and Camila were sure to let her know how good it tasted as well, especially for a first timer.

As Luz polished off the last, she looked Amity in the eye and wiggled her eyebrows, “you’re still my favorite type of Sweet Potato.”

Amity leaned against the table, resting her chin against her hand as she looked at Luz with half lidded eyes, “Oh, of course I am, Batata, but you’re still the sweet one.”

Camila shook her head as she started piling the dishes up together, while Vee face planted against the table, wishing to end her misery.

Notes:

This literally only exists because I have them call each other Sweet Potato and Batata starting in the next chapter, with no reason outside I wanted to use the cute pet names. Then I felt I HAD to make an interlude to discuss it. I don’t know how common purple sweet potatoes are, but I see them often enough where I live.

I once again bring up the fact that in this AU, there is a portion of the Isles that does speak Spanish. No, I won’t explain it. No more than canon explains why witches speak English. And no, Belos didn’t make them do that like people theorized, because they were speaking English within the first decade of Philip arriving.

I think I should also specify that I personally know nothing about Dominican culture, or their food. I live over 3000 miles away from there, and most of what I add to the story is googled, so is liable to be inaccurate. I try to put some research into it, but when I have to rely on the internet instead of people who actually lived and breathed that culture, it can be spotty. While the backgrounds for Camila and Luz are changed since they’re witches in this AU, I still like to make nods to canon that may not always be accurate. If I made a mistake, you’re free to point that out, here, and in future chapters.

Chapter 32: Any Runner in a Labyrinth

Notes:

How have you all been? As I’m writing this, someone in my family, who I live with, is sick with Covid, so… that’s something. I’ll be self isolating a lot these next few days/weeks, but at least I have more time to work on my fic?

… I have managed two years without catching this damnable virus, I had better not get it now!(update from a few weeks later, I didn’t get it, yay!)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Hunter walked with pride and purpose towards the meeting room, his self repaired cape strewn over his shoulders, the sigil of the old Golden Guard sloppily stitched onto the back. Today was an important day, his Uncle was trusting him to meet with and take charge of today's Coven Head meeting in his absence, and the teen was ready to prove himself, to pass his Uncle’s test.

As he arrived at the double doors, they opened, revealing everyone he had wanted to see. All the Head Witches were already there, from the oldest and most loyal to the Emperor, Terra Snapdragon, to the newcomer, Raine Whispers, and they were all… leaving.

“Where do you think you’re going?” Hunter called back at them, “Come back here! I’m in charge today!”

Raine stopped for a moment, looking back at Hunter with distaste in their eyes. Terra put a gentle hand around their shoulder, leading them away, sending Hunter a condescending smile. “Oh, sprout, if you have to announce you’re in charge, you’re not actually in charge.”

Hunter stood slack jawed at the sheer audacity, then turned back to the nearly empty throne room, seeing a few members still remaining. The heads of the Abomination and Beast Keeping coven had stayed behind, with Darius looking through some old scrolls left out that detailed some of the construction needed for the Day of Unity. “Darius! Eberwolf! Why is everyone leaving? We were supposed to have a recruitment meeting to talk about the dwindling number of witches joining covens this quarter!”

Darius let out a long suffering sigh, then rolled the scroll he had been examining up, setting it on the table in front of him. Beside him, Eberwolf snickered at his lack of patience for the boy, earning a glare in return, “Good morning to you, too, little prince. We’ve decided to reschedule today’s meeting, as there isn’t much of a point if the Emperor isn’t here to sign off on anything we could decide on. So, why don’t you go… play arts and crafts, or whatever it is kids your age do.”

His expression turned from annoyed to amused as part of the goo that made up his hair slithered across the room and yanked the cape off of Hunter’s shoulders. “Oh, looks like you’ve already started.”

Hunter was aghast as Darius examined the patchwork cloak, “This is almost impressive in how terrible it is,” The grown man teased, making Hunter flush. It hadn’t been the best job in the world, but he’d done the best he could.

Suddenly the Abomination Coven Leader’s face turned hard, the humor leaving as quickly as it had come, “Wait, is this the old Golden Guard’s Sigil?”

Hunter’s face turned red with anger and embarrassment, “Of course it is! And this is no way to talk to the Emperor’s-“

“Nephew?” Darius cut in, with a raised brow. Anything Hunter could say caught in his throat as he fumed. No one was supposed to know about that. Belos said it was to keep from stoking rumors of favoritism.

While Hunter tried to find his words, Darius lifted the cloak up to look at the sigil again, his expression turning almost fond, “I knew your predecessor. He was my mentor, and one of the single strongest witches I have ever known.”

His expression deadpanned as he turned his attention back to Hunter, his eyes judgmental, “But you…”

Hunter’s hands gripped the sides of his uniform, squeezing the fabric tight in an attempt to stifle his insecurities, “Belos says I don’t need magic to serve the coven.”

Darius dismissively strolled past him, Eberwolf at his heels, “And I say you don’t deserve to wear this patch.”

Hunter grappled with his insecurities. No one here respected him, or listened to him, and Darius had made it clear where he stood on the issue, but if there was a way to win him over, to win the others over… “Wait! What should I do? How do I… earn it?”

Eberwolf continued to silently cackle as Darius’s expression twisted into previously untold levels of exasperation with the boy. “Ugh, sweet mother of Titan. I- I don't know. Find new recruits for the Emperor's Coven? Oh, hell, any coven at this point, save us the future meeting. Then maybe, you can get this back.”

Hunter's expression was filled with determination as he gave a small nod of confirmation, signaling Darius to walk away again, “I’ll do it.”

Darius waved him off, rolling his eyes as he did so, “Of course you will. You're very good at doing exactly what you're told.”

The door slammed shut behind Darius and Eberwolf, the latter giving up on restraint to hold back his laughter as the door shut, which Hunter could hear through the solid wood. His shoulder’s bunched up and his fists clenched again, feeling humiliated, if determined to prove them wrong.

The sound of slow clapping met his ears, which twitched as he turned to one of the pillars in the room. “Who’s there?”

From behind the one closest to him, still clapping, stepped out the head of the Illusionist Coven, Adrian Graye Vernworth. The man wore an aloof smirk as he approached Hunter, ceasing his clapping to spread his hands out, “A very good show! Drama, tension, even a bit of comedic potential from our dear Darius, who knew he had it in him?”

“How much did you hear?” Hunter asked, narrowing his eyes.

“All of it!” Adrian said easily, inspecting his nails, “And wouldn’t you know it, I received a mission very similar to the one our favorite pile of goop just gave you, from the Emperor himself, no less. I was going to bring it up at today's meeting, but, well…”

He shrugged, “It got canceled. And why bother sharing it when I can claim all the glory for myself?”

“Then why brag about it to me?” Hunter asked, feeling annoyed with the showy man.

“Well, you see, I’m not opposed to sharing some of the credit. Just not all of it.” Adrian clarified, walking in a circle around Hunter, inspecting him up and down as if he were a prop for one of his plays. “Last time we illusionists shared anything, it was the spotlight, and the Bard Coven stole our gig of showmanship, after all. And I do hate giving up the limelight.”

Adrian finally stopped in his tracks, folding his hands with his index fingers both pointing at Hunter, “However, I’m willing to split what could be a difficult job. You impress Darius and earn your title in his eyes, and I impress the Emperor, and maybe slip your name in there as well. What do you say?”

Hunter stared at the man, pondering his decision. There wasn't much to think about, the fall in coven sign up had been a problem none of the Heads had been able to solve for weeks, and now he had a chance to do something about it? “What do you need me to do?”

“We’ll get to that,” Adrian assured him with a winning smile, “but first I need to ask, how is your acting?”


The Owl House was abuzz as everyone was moving around, packing things up, and getting ready for a trip. One that not all of them would be going on this time.

Luz kissed her girlfriend for what felt like the last time, “I’m going to miss you so much while we’re away!”

Amity giggled under the affection, handing Luz over her suitcase, “You’ll be fine without me for a few days. This is really important to King. I’m sorry I have to miss it, but-“

“But you have to study, I know,” Luz shook off Amity’s apology.

Amity looked sheepish, “I really want to stay in all the tracks I’m taking at school, and with testing coming up, this can decide if I do or not. With everything that’s been going on, I haven’t been studying as much as I should. I do really wish I could go-“

“Sweet Potato, it’s okay,” Luz took her hands, “we can survive one adventure without you. I’ll really miss you while we’re off meeting King’s family, and I’ll make sure to send you so many pictures, okay?”

Amity nodded. King came in lugging his own suitcase, quickly opening it up and pulling out two ties, one with stripes, the other with polka dots, “quick, I need you to tell me which one I should wear when I meet my tribe. I have to look my best!”

The human girl looked both over seriously, squinting at each one, “I think the stripes look more dignified, but the polka dots say you’re a fun loving guy.”

King looked them again over, then tossed both of them aside, “Plain old bow tie it is, thanks Amity!”

Amity and Luz laughed together as King went off to find his bow tie. They leaned on one another, their fingers entwining, Luz letting out a whine and placing another kiss on her girlfriend's cheek, “okay, maybe I can’t survive one adventure without you. Can’t you go?”

Amity shoved Luz aside with a giggle, “Luz, we just talked about this.”

Hooty slunk into the room, with a sad expression etched on his face, “Can’t I go?”

“No, you can’t. You’re grounded for eating that damn letter in the first place,” Eda growled as she stepped into the living room, luggage under each of her arms. “And we never would have known about it if you hadn’t choked on one of your own feathers.”

Hooty began to wail, uttering apology after apology, making Eda roll her eyes, “Hey, calm down, alright? Look, while I’m gone, it’ll be your job to take care and protect Amity, got it? If she calls, you go to her, and keep her safe. That’s an important job.”

That was all it took to perk the bird tube up, and he used the excess folds of his neck to salute Eda, “Yes ma’am, you can count on me!”

Amity groaned, “Are you sure you can’t take him?” She whispered to Eda.

The harpy shook her head, smirking and bending down to whisper in the girl’s round ear, “He’s your problem now, Boots.”

There was a knock on the door, with Hooty opening it as soon as the second knock sounded, and in stepped the familiar faces of Camila and Vee, the CAT leader with her own set of luggage in her hands. She set them down by the door as Vee sat on the couch, then turned to Eda, “Alright. I’m ready to go. Katya will be in charge for the next few days until we return, hopefully with a warrior tribe following us with gusto.”

“Careful now,” Eda smirked, placing her hands on her hips, “someone might think you’re going mad with power, and we wouldn’t want King to get jealous now, would we? I mean, from Beast Healer, to revolutionary, to big boss, and now possible warlord?”

“Ha ha,” Camila uttered humorlessly, “This is serious Eda, if we can recruit King’s tribe to the CATs, taking on Belos may get drastically easier. We’re talking the difference between years to months, possibly even weeks, depending on their strength.”

“I can’t believe this might be really happening!” Luz hopped up and down, every fiber of her being giving off an excited energy, “King gets to meet his people, and we might be able to take on Belos directly with their help!”

It didn’t take long for everyone to get their things and prepare to leave. Hugs were exchanged, kisses placed on Amity’s head by both Eda and Camila, with another on the lips from Luz and one on the cheek from King. Vee herself received a motherly embrace from Camila, and they were ready to go.

“We’ll be gone for a few days at least. A week tops. If we’re gone longer than that, well, throw us one hell of a funeral, kiddo.” Eda ruffled Amity’s hair, messing it up and getting strands in her face.

“If you need anything, a place to hide, Vee can take you to the CATs. I prefer you stay out of their way, so only bother them in the case of an emergency, okay?” Camila drilled in, grabbing her bags and heaving them back out the door, leaving Amity and Vee behind with only Hooty for company.

The bird tube wrapped around them both, squeezing the human and basilisk together, “oh boy, I can’t wait for us to play all sorts of games together! It’ll be a hoot!”

Amity sighed, pushing Hooty’s coils down and climbing over them, “Come on, Vee. You can stay in Ed and Em’s old room if you like. Or Luz’s, I’m sure she won’t mind.”

“Thanks,” Vee responded, giving Hooty a pat on the head, “What do you plan on doing for the next few days?”

“Studying, mostly,” Amity replied as they headed up the stairs, “If Hooty will let me, that is.”


Amity still had her nose buried in her books by lunch later that day, when Willow and Gus joined her. The bespeckled girl looked over the sheer amount of books piled up beside Amity’s lunch tray with wide eyes, “Sometimes I forget just how huge your study load is.”

Amity nodded, not looking up from her book, “Everything but bard magic.”

“Why’s that?” Gus asked as he slid in beside her, picking up one of her volumes on illusions and shifting through it.

“I could make a triangle sound out of tune,” Amity admitted. “It’d take a miracle and more magic than the Titan could supply for me to actually play anything and not sound tone deaf.”

“It can’t be that bad,” The boy replied, setting the book aside and grabbing another, only for him and Willow, as well as several surrounding classmates, to cover their ears in agony as Amity tried and failed to whistle a simple tune.

“I stand corrected,” Gus groaned, ears ringing.

Amity shrugged, as if to say, “what can you do?” then put her nose back into her book, this one on Abominations. The three students sat in silence, Gus and Willow giving each other the occasional glance while they ate as things grew more and more awkward between them all. Amity could feel them looking at her, and with a sigh she closed her book, “I’m guessing I’m not the only one who realizes that we’ve never really hung out without Luz here, huh?”

“Yeah,” Gus agreed.

“Yup,” Willow chimed in, popping her p as she did so.

Amity slid her book over to join the others and leaned her elbows up against the table, “So, uhh, Plants and Illusions… That’s… an interesting combo! How did you two even meet, exactly?”

Willow snorted, leaning against the table, “Amity, you don’t have to force awkward small talk. You’re busy, and need to study if you want to pass your classes. No need to rush into a conversation.”

“Yeah, besides, you’re kind of terrible at it,” Gus answered honestly.

“I am not!” Amity argued, feeling offended.

“Well, if you’re really interested…” Willow offered with a raised brow. When Amity nodded, Willow continued, “Me and Gus met in an empty classroom. I used to hang out in there when I was feeling bad about my abomination grades, but it had a door to Luz’s secret room, so it was also a convenient place to go to meet her there. Gus just happened to be in there at the same time as I was.”

“Doing what?” Amity asked.

Gus shifted in his seat, and Amity realized he looked a bit uncomfortable. “Hey, don’t feel pressured to tell me.”

“No, no, it’s fine. It was a long time ago, they’re just not pleasant memories,” Gus sighed. “I was in there because I was having some… problems. I was the youngest kid in class, and eager to please, and found out one of my study partners was using that to his advantage to get a good grade, and… wasn’t taking it well.”

Gus flinched a little when Amity reached out and placed her hand on top of his, “Hey, there is no shame in that. I don’t know if you still have those problems, but if you do, I can show you this breathing technique I learned about-“

Gus surprised her by chuckling, then gripping her hand and giving it a little squeeze, “Thanks, Amity, but I got it handled. Besides, Willow showed me that same thing when we met.”

Willow smiled, nudging her friend, “Sure did. What are friends for? Though, now that it’s out there, why do you know a breathing exercise like that, Amity?”

Amity bit her lip, kicking her legs under the table. Finally, she let out a small sigh, “My parents put a lot of pressure on me to be the best. At everything, Be the best in my class, the best in sports, the best at being the best. One day, I just… couldn’t take it anymore and broke down. I had a hard time breathing, I was starting to hyperventilate, and then I remembered something I read about breath control, and while it was a struggle, I managed to get through it.”

She brushed her hair out of her face, “It wasn’t the first, or the last time that happened, but at least I was prepared and knew how to handle it, when I could get a grasp on my thoughts long enough to remember what to do, at least.”

Willow frowned, and for a moment Amity worried she said something wrong, until the plant witch spoke, “I’m sorry you had to go through that alone, Amity.”

Amity swallowed the small lump in her throat, and gave Willow’s outstretched hand a pat to show she was fine, “It’s alright. Besides, now we all get to bond over shared trauma, right?” She lamely joked, earning a snort from Gus and a shake of the head from Willow.

“How about we bond over something not so terrible first?” Willow suggested, switching her seat to sit beside Amity and grabbing one of her books on plant magic, “Gus and I can help you study.”

Gus blinked at the suggestion, then smiled brightly, “Yeah! No way you can fail when you have two of the best in their tracks helping you out.”

Amity gave them both a look of extreme appreciation, “Thanks, you guys. You have no idea how relieved I’ll be to have your help.”

Just as Amity was setting her book of Abominations aside to take the one on plants from Willow, a shadow fell over their table, and a new face joined their ranks.


Hunter stood in front of the lunchroom table, half filled with anxiety over being around a group of people who knew him already, and half distracted by his changed appearance reflecting off the window in the distance.

Hunter’s pale skin was now black, with messy dark curly hair to match. His chin was more squared off, nose a little wider, and onyx eyes stared back at him. A Yellow potions track uniform hung from his frame. A handsome visage, but not one he was used to seeing plastered on himself.

Funnily enough, the strangest thing about it was that the bird perched on his shoulder was not the familiar Red Cardinal, missing an eye, but a Bluejay. He had to supply that on his own so as to not give away that he had a Palisman. Flapjack wore his own little concealment stone on his leg to match the one that Hunter wore as an ankle bracelet that Graye had given him for his role.

He must have been standing there for too long, because when he tore his eyes away from his reflection, the table of witches were all giving him strange glances. Amity cleared her throat, raising an eyebrow, “Uh… can we… help you?”

Hunter scrambled to fix his slouching posture, going ramrod straight and still. His disguise may have made sure no one recognized him, but his face betrayed his twisting mess of conflicting emotions, “Hello, fellow students! Do y-you like rules, and regulations?! If so, would you be interested in joining the Emp-“

“I’m sorry,” Willow interrupted, cutting Hunter off. He actually breathed a sigh of relief that she had done so, knowing he was just about to screw everything up. “Are you new here?”

Gus was looking at him suspiciously, and Hunter gulped when he remembered that this was supposed to be an illusion prodigy. What if he could see right through his elaborate disguise? “It’s weird that we’ve never seen you around before… What’s your name?”

Hunter bit his tongue, almost giving his real name on instinct. From his shoulder, Flapjack tweeted, speaking a name in his ear. Making sure to deepen his voice a bit this time to disguise it, he answered “Uh, it’s… Caleb? Caleb, uh, Jasper… Bloodwilliams. Yeah! I just transferred in, it’s my first day!”

The three squinted at him, and Hunter began to sweat. He licked his lips, ready to spout out more nonsense to make them believe his cover story, but instead Willow flashed him a smile, “It’s nice to meet you Caleb. It’s got to be rough, being the new kid. What were you trying to say before?”

Hunter thanked the Titan for his luck, and opened his mouth to talk about the joys of joining a coven, when he felt an invisible hand tap his shoulder, silencing him again. Floundering, Hunter nearly choked on his own tongue as his words twisted to something completely different at the last second, “N-nothing! Nothing, I was just saying hello! Now, if you’ll excuse me-“

He didn’t give them a chance to speak to him again, awkwardly striding out of the cafeteria. Willow blinked behind her glasses, turning to the others, “Did he seem familiar to you guys?” She was only met with shrugs, before giving one of her own.

Hunter kept walking out into the hall and around the corner until he stood in an empty hallway, where an invisible Adrian showed himself. The man did not look at all impressed. “I’m sorry, do you call that acting?”

Hunter wasn’t able to defend himself before Graye was already on a tirade, “Caleb? You don’t even look like a Caleb. Did you make that name up on the spot? How can you possibly get into character when you’ve put no time in fleshing out your own backstory! This isn’t an improv group, Guard, this is infiltration, and if you can’t do your job, I can find someone to do it for you.”

Trying to apologize, Hunter was cut off once more by Adrian, who had his head in his hands, “Nevermind, just… get back out there, and don’t screw it up. Be this ‘Caleb,’ and for the love of Titan, don’t go trying to recruit them right off the bat. Gain their trust first. Once you have that, then you can introduce the idea of joining our ranks.”

Hunter gave a nod, the closest he got to giving a word in edgewise before Adrian vanished again, leaving Hunter alone to do his thing. Poking his head back into the cafeteria, he cursed under his breath to see that his main targets were gone, their table now empty, leaving him no choice but to try befriending someone else.

“How hard could it be?” Hunter mused, glancing at the bird on his shoulder, “I mean I managed to get you on my side, so this will be easy!”


By the time the bell screamed and signaled that classes were to resume, Hunter hadn’t managed to hold down even half a conversation with anyone. Between his stuttering and lack of social awareness, as well as their general disinterest, he’d made no headway, and now he had classes to attend.

Classes. The yellow of his uniform meant potions, which was lucky for him. He could do that, at least. He hoped. But as long as it meant he wouldn’t need to do any spell casting, he was in the clear for his disguise. He smiled confidently until a stray thought went through his head that brought his whole mood down.

This was what Eda had wanted to set up for him. Classes at Hexside, people his age to talk to, classes to attend. Despite his protests, he’d been… touched to know she had cared enough to try and fit him in.

And now here he was, with a different face and identity, in the same class she was going to enroll him in.

Flapjack bit his ear to get him to focus, Hunter realizing he’d been standing and staring blankly at the classroom door for a solid minute, and he stumbled in, less confident in his actions, and plopped down into the first empty seat he could find.

“Ugh, aren't you the new kid?” His desk partner groaned, Hunter turning to face her and being met with three eyes. He tried to figure out which ones he should look at when speaking to her, and gave up as he went cross eyed looking at her third on her forehead, and shook his head to clear it.

“Yeah, I’m… Caleb. The new guy. Here to do my potions, heh.” Hunter chuckled nervously, earning an unimpressed stare from the girl.

“Whatever, just don’t get in my way. If my grades take a hit because of you, I’ll make you pay, understand?” She warned.

Hunter held his hands up in defense, “Alright! Got it!”

The teacher walked into class, giving everyone a glance over as they stepped up to their desk, “Alright, everyone, light up your cauldrons and we’ll get started.”

Hunter paled, then cast a sheepish look over to the red headed girl, silently begging for help as everyone around them cast a simple fire spell to light their cauldrons.

Boscha sighed, and rolled her eyes. Today was going to be a long day.


After school was over for the day, Amity sat outside near the Grudgby field on the top of the bleachers, another book in one hand, with a pencil in the other and a notebook on her lap. Beside her, her stack of books sat almost as high as she was, with Ghost perched on top, purring as the early fall breeze blew through her fur.

After the help Gus and Willow had given her today, the least Amity felt she could do was be there to support them for their Flyer Derby practice, even if she couldn’t afford to really focus on what was happening out on the field.

Willow swooped down on top of Clover, stopping just beside Amity, who handed the plant witch a bottle of water. “You’re doing great out there, Willow! You’ll be sure to win against whoever you play next, now go score some… home runs in the in zone!”

Willow laughed, taking a careful sip of her water so she didn’t choke, “When it’s not a sport you play, you almost sound as lost as Luz.”

Amity hid the grin that was forming on her face behind her book, glad that she’d taken a bit of the day to get to know the other girl a bit better without having Luz there as a buffer. “I’m learning, I’m learning. But I’m also, you know, learning, so it’s a bit hard to split my attention.” Amity gave her book a little shake.

“Well, maybe when you’re done with your testing, and passed them all with flying colors, you might want to learn enough to join the team? We could always use more flyers.” Willow nudged Amity.

As flattered as Amity was, the thought did cause her to frown, “I don’t know, I mean, between grudgby and all my classes…”

“Skara recently joined the dual track program, and is also on the Grudgby team, and managed to handle Flyer Derby as well,” Willow pointed out. Down on the field, Skara was wiping her brow, and waved up at them, her new dark purple pants that clashed with the red of her sleeves worn proudly, showing off her decision to join the Oracle coven.

“But that’s just one extra track!” Amity argued, lifting her own multi-colored sleeve.

“Yeah, I suppose you’re right,” Willow sighed. “I’m just worried that if someone gets injured, we won’t be able to continue the game. I’m running with the smallest amount of players legally allowed on a team as is.”

“Well, why don’t you ask the new guy to join your dangerous sports team?” Amity suggested, motioning with her head to the bottom of the bleachers, where the student from lunch, Caleb, seemed to be having some kind of pity party, slumped over in his seat.

Willow thought it over, “He does look like he could use a friend. Or maybe a shoulder to cry on. But Luz isn’t here, so a friend it’ll have to be.”

Willow flew down to the bottom of the bleachers, surprising Caleb with a gust of wind as she pulled to a stop beside him. “Hello there! Nice to see you again.”

“It is?” Caleb asked glumly, then sat up straight, forcing a smile on his face, “It is, yes, seeing you, again. Very nice. Uh… did you… need something?”

Willow sent him a kind smile, understanding that he must be nervous because he didn’t know anyone in school. Still, just because he was a little shy didn’t mean he might not be a great staff flyer. “I’m the Captain of our school's Flyer Derby team, and we’re still taking on members, were you perhaps interested?”

Caleb seemed to realize where he was, looking around the pitch, “uh, well, that is-“

Willow reached into her pocket and pulled out one of the leftover flyers from when she was promoting the club. “We’ve only been around for about a week. I had to fight tooth and nail to get the club recognized. Mr. Hermonculus really didn’t want me to be the captain of the team, since he kinda hates me for dropping his class four years ago. I had to take it up with Principle Bump, and he pointed out that the school rules say teachers are only allowed to hold grudges against students for three years tops, so he had to drop his objections!”

She looked out at her team, comprised of Gus, Skara, Viney and Jerbo, and she brimmed with pride, “We’re a small team right now, and if you join, well, you’ll kinda be a bench warmer for a bit, but every team needs reserve players in case of an emergency.”

The two were startled by a sudden interruption, a series of screams of pain. Turning back to the pitch, Jerbo seemed to have taken a sudden fall off his staff, the leg he landed on broken and mangled. Viney quickly used her magic to summon up a stretcher and levitated her friend onto it, and off the field, “Come on, buddy, we’ll get you to the nurses office and patch you up!”

“I am in so much agony!” Jerbo wailed, clutching his leg, “So much conventionally timed agony!”

When Willow turned back, she gave Caleb a delightful smile, “Would you look at that, a spot just opened up for you on the frontline team! What do you say?”

Caleb seemed conflicted for a moment, then turned to his Palisman, “What do you think?” The bluejay chirped supportively, Caleb nodding along as he listened, then he turned his full attention back to Willow. “We’ll do it.”

Willow held her hand out and they shook on it, then she held out a finger to Caleb’s palisman, who took it in his beak and Willow and the bird shook on it as well. “What’s your name, little guy?”

The bird tweeted, and Caleb froze for a moment, before sputtering out, “Pancake. His name is Pancake.” To Willow’s amusement, the bird spread his wings and began to angrily trill at his friend, as if protesting the name he was given, giving Caleb a few pecks to the side of his face and pulling on a tuft of his hair.

The bespectacled witch giggled at their antics, then put her hands on her hips.“I’m glad to have you both on the team. Now, how about we see how well you two can work together?”

Caleb seemed to be getting excited at the prospect, hunching over with clenched fists, “How are you going to evaluate us? A rigorous test? A witches duel perhaps? Putting Pancake and I on top of a mountain and seeing if we can make it back alive?”

Willow raised a finger, mouth open in a questioning manner, but decided to disregard anything she could ask, instead pointing to the pitch, “How about we start with a bit of flying, and go from there?”

Caleb rubbed at his chin, giving Willow an appraising look, “I see what you’re doing… trying to lure us into a false sense of security before the real trials begin. I gotcha, smart thinking.”

Willow snorted, “You’ve got a weird sense of humor, Caleb, but I can’t say I don’t like it. Now come on.” She put a whistle into her mouth and blew hard and loud, making the boy jump and cover his ears.

“Momma wanted you in the air thirty seconds ago, now get up there and show us what you got!” She barked while clapping her hands, causing Caleb to start running out onto the pitch in fright and hopping onboard Pancake as the bluejay shifted into staff form.

Willow watched the young man diligently, following his every move, from every angle, front and back. She always considered herself an asset gal, and Caleb’s abilities were making him out to be one fine asset to the team. He was capable of performing any trick Willow ordered him to do, from the tuck and tumble to the triple spin dive. Anything he didn’t know, he was capable of doing after it was shown to him, after one or two attempts. Willow grinned to herself. What a fine asset she had found.

By the time practice had ended, she was convinced. Caleb was going to be one of their new star players. He even managed to get along with the rest of the team once his awkwardness had faded, looking over strategies with Skara on her scroll and discussing with Viney the best ways to stop swelling in bruises based on location.

Checking her scroll, Willow cursed under her breath, “Alright everyone, this has been a great meet up, but it’s time for some of us to get to our other clubs before we’re anymore late!”

They all flew down from the sky, their feet skidding across the grass of the field as they landed. Each of the students seemed excited to go, except for Caleb who looked around as they all spoke together. “Wait, are you guys all in the same club too?”

Gus nodded, “Yeah. It’s really important to us, and the future of the isles as a whole.”

“It helps me express who I want to be!” Skara added.

“It’s okay, I mean, it’d be way better if I had the time to run it myself, but I can’t be everywhere.” Viney shrugged.

Caleb's eyes landed on Willow, who sent him a smile, “They’re also still accepting new members. Want to come check it out with us, Caleb?”

The boy didn’t even need to stop to think about it, matching Willow’s smile with a grin of his own. “Sure, Captain.”


Hunter couldn’t believe the day he was having. He was actually doing it! Hanging out with kids his own age! … and gaining their trust so he could recruit them into a coven, of course. And he even got into the group he’d been hoping to get into.

After everything that had happened after staying at the Owl House, Hunter knew he had to worm his way back into their lives somehow. If he could just show everyone there that joining a coven was the right thing to do, and that the Emperor had their best interests at heart, he was sure they’d warm up to forgiving him someday. And now he was on Amity and Luz’s friend’s sports team, and about to join their other club, all on his first day of classes.

If he could convince them, he’d have a lot easier of a time convincing the others.

Where Flyer Derby had obviously been an outdoor club, this new club was indoors, inside one of the empty classrooms. Hunter wasn’t sure what exactly to expect. Was it going to be a literature club? Maybe a tea club? No, neither of those sounded very important.

Willow, Amity, and the others stepped inside first, Hunter trailing behind them. The classroom had four other occupants, those being Cat, Amelia, Matholomule, and another familiar face to Hunter, the very same potioneer he’d sat beside in class. Another thing he noticed was that over half of these students had multi-colored school uniforms, Cat wearing wearing blue healing track sleeves, but sporting brown construction pants. Amelia had green plant track sleeves, with Beast keeping orange, and Matholomule sporting illusion and construction colors. Only the three eyed witch had a solitary color.

Boscha took one look at him and groaned, “What’s he doing here?”

“He wanted to check the club out,” Viney answered, completely unphased by the attitude on display from the potion track student.

“Is that… not okay?” Hunter asked, feeling a little self conscious now that him being there was being called into question.

Boscha stared blankly at him with all three eyes, then rolled them, making Hunter dizzy as he tried to follow them, “No, it’s fine, whatever. These guys are just already catching the tail end of our meeting, and now we have this as well. New member, yay.”

“Don’t mind her,” Skara spoke good naturedly, looping her arm around Hunter’s and bringing him out of the doorframe and into the room proper. “She’s just always like that.”

“It’s my winning personality,” Boscha growled, rubbing at her temples to ward away a building headache.

“Welcome to the Junior Bad Girl Coven!” Viney laughed, pushing Hunter into one of the chairs, “Where we plot to overthrow the Empire!”

“Wait, what?” Hunter asked, immediately standing up from the seat he’d been shoved into, “I didn’t sign up for treason!”

Viney’s enthusiasm really wasn’t helping Boscha with her headache, “It’s not treason, and how many times do I have to tell you, troublemaker girl, that we are NOT using that name?”

“It’s better than ‘Witches Against Mandatory Covens,’ I mean, how do you even pronounce W-A-M-C?”

“How do you pronounce J-B-G-C?” Boscha fired back, hissing between her teeth. “Look, when you can start showing up on time, you can help come up with a better name. I have other things I need to do.”

“Like what?” Amity asked, peeking up from her book, no more bothered by Boscha’s antics than anyone else. Hunter was starting to believe Skara when she said this was just how the girl was if everyone else was used to her abrasive personality.

Boscha sat herself on top of the teacher’s desk, “Well, for one, our little protest a while ago wasn’t strictly legal. Turns out you need a permit or something to publically gather. My Moms and I got hit with a fine, nothing we couldn’t pay, but seeing as they both didn’t like me out there anyway they’ve said they aren’t paying for anymore that we get, so now I have to find out how to even get a permit.”

Hunter looked around at all the downtrodden, clueless faces, wondering when someone was going to speak up. Seeing as no one was, he hesitantly raised his hand, “Uh, I know how to get one?”

Boscha leaned forward, clearly not buying it, “Oh yeah? How?”

“Well, it’s simple, really,” Hunter chuckled, then stopped when Boscha’s expression promised pain if he kept laughing at her. “See, if you go down to Bonesborough City Hall offices, you can submit a form there, then they’ll give you another form to take down to Public Affairs, who can then direct you to the Department of Protests and Complaints, where you can file for a permit.”

Everyone stared at him blankly, and he let out another nervous laugh, “Uh, it’s- it’s common knowledge, right?”

Boscha folded her arms, giving him a more serious look over, sizing him up, “If I sent you to do it, could you get us a permit by tomorrow night?”

Hunter wanted to answer no, that no one could possibly get that done in a single day. Between the paperwork and the extreme understaffing and underfunding of the Protests and Complaints department, it was impossible for the standard citizen to get a permit to hold a public protest in anything short then three-to-four business months. However, with Hunter’s assets that allowed him access to all levels of government, he supposed he was one of the few who really could get in it only a day, “I’m sure I can!”

“Good, good,” Boscha gave him the first genuine smile he’d seen so far, “you do that, and you’re in the club.”

Willow rolled her eyes, “She’s not serious. You can be in the club even if you can’t do it.”

“There likely won’t be a club if he can’t,” Boscha snapped, “How can we be a club built on protesting stuff if we can’t actually hold protests?”

“I can do it!” Hunter insisted, “You can count on me.”

Boscha just rolled her eyes again, and checked her scroll, “Alright, we’re out of time. Maybe the new guy can actually get you five to show up on time for the next meeting?”

Everyone began to pile out of the classroom, Gus stopping to give Hunter a pat on the back, while Willow quickly wrote down their training schedule for him to follow. Amity was out the door already, her palisman trailing after her by the time Hunter was ready to go.

He’d just left school grounds when he jumped, Adrian once more appearing out of thin air, a delighted smile on his face, “You know, after your blunder at noon, I thought I bet my money on the wrong race Snorse, but look at you now! You managed to sneak your way right into the heart of this whole matter, without my help. I suppose there must be something to your awkward charm after all.”

Hunter eyed the man, his brow furrowed, “What do you mean?”

Adrian paused and blinked, “Well, you see, sometimes people find themselves inexplicably attracted to people who seem weak and socially inept-“

“Not about my awkward charms!” Hunter clarified, his cheeks warming up in embarrassment, “the other thing!”

“Ah, yes, that makes more sense. You see, I, and in turn, you, received this mission because Belos heard about those dreadful protests against his Coven system. I was supposed to find a way to… fix their opinions, but now that you’ve joined their club, you can simply change their minds from within. Continue to gain their trust, and undermine their efforts, while building up the Coven system, and I’m sure we’ll both gain the praise we deserve.”

Hunter felt a bit of pride in himself, and continued on his way. He’d do a good job, be accepted into the WAMC, and prove himself to Darius, now matter what.


One thing Hunter hadn’t counted on about being in a club dedicated to protesting the Coven system, was that he would have to actually protest the Coven system. Walking into the club room the next day, permit in hand, Boscha had looked at him, almost impressed with his achievements, then thrust a sign into his hand.

Before he knew it, he was in the middle of a park, holding said sign up in the air, while Boscha yelled into a megaphone. Beside him the others had gathered with their own signs, chanting and protesting to their heart’s content, calling for the destruction of the very thing Hunter was trying to defend and change their minds about.

“Down with… this sorta thing!” Hunter cried out awkwardly, grimacing as he did so. Willow giggled at him, making him flush and wonder if he could actually pull this off without getting caught.

“You’re not used to big public events like this, are you?” The plant witch asked him, causing Hunter to shake his head.

“Not at all. This is… very new to me.” He admitted, leaning into the truth within the lie.

“Hey, it’s okay. You don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. We did kind of push you into joining the club. We can all still be friends even if this isn’t your sort of thing,” She assured him with a smile, and Hunter nearly dropped his sign.

“F-friends?” He stuttered, feeling a warmth spreading in his chest.

“Of course! You’re a pretty cool guy, after all. I just hope you don’t get this shy when we play our first game next week.” Willow nudged him, and Hunter nearly dropped his sign.

“Next week?” He asked, expression grim.

Willow blinked, then smacked her forehead, “Oh my gosh, I totally forgot to tell you, didn’t I? Since Jerbo is still out, you’ll be taking his place in our first real game on Monday.”

Hunter bit his lip, knowing that in all likelihood, he wasn’t going to be able to make that game. This assignment was supposed to only last until the end of this week. Willow seemed to take his reaction as him being nervous, and bumped her hip against his, “You’re going to do great, Caleb. I just know it. You’re practically our star player.”

Hunter forced himself to chuckle, “Thanks, Captain. I’ll- I’ll do my best.”

He received a pat on the back that was strong enough to send him stumbling. Wanting to do anything but linger on the subject, he instead focused on his actual task of infiltration, finding a way to get all of these kids to join a coven. “So, what is your reason for joining the, uh, Witches against Mandatory Covens?”

“The WAMC? Well, I mostly wanted to support my friends in the dual tracks. Like Amity, she’s taking all the tracks Hexside has to offer except for Bard. Don’t ask.” Willow warned with a chuckle when Hunter opened his mouth to do just that.

“And the others?” He looked around to his fellow club members who were all grouped together. The only absentee of the group was Amity, who had to study for the tests that were coming up at the end of the week.

“Well, I can’t speak for all of them, I’m sure they have their reasons, so maybe you should ask, but I do know that no one here wants their magic restricted, and that should be enough to not have to be forced to join a coven, if you ask me. I mean, I used to be in Abominations, could you imagine what my life would be like if I was stuck with just that for the rest of my life?” Willow shivered, “I’d be stuck being called half-a-witch for the rest of my life over something I couldn’t help.”

Hunter nodded slowly, understanding that feeling too well. So many of his fellow Coven Heads didn’t respect him because of his lack of magic. Being considered half a witch wasn’t something he’d wish on someone as nice as Willow had been.

Still, this conversation was enlightening. No one here wanted their magic restricted… He could work with that as an angle. There was an entire coven for stuff like that. Maybe they thought that they didn’t have what it takes to make it into the Emperor’s Coven, but as it’s Head, that was ultimately up to Hunter. While he hadn’t seen much out of Mattholomule, Cat or Amelia, he’d seen plenty from the Flyer Derby team, and worked alongside Boscha in class enough to know they had what it took to join.

As long as they could survive the trip to the Knee and live off the wilderness for a week with the other recruits, at least. It wasn’t that hard, barely anyone had to resort to cannibalism in years.


“Okay, explain Illusion theory to me again?” Amity asked, sitting in the middle of the couch at the Owl House, dressed in her pajamas with Vee on one side and Gus on the other.

Willow listened as Gus started to lay down the complex theory of illusions and how they worked, all things that went over her own head, while she herself prepared some snacks. With a bowl of Hexmix and a tray of various drinks at the ready, she reentered the living room, and set her bounty on the table for everyone to consume. Vee made to scoot over to provide some room on the couch, but Willow gave her a kind smile and took a seat on the floor instead, listening to the sound of Amity’s pencil as she wrote down everything Gus was telling her.

“Thank you guys for coming over,” Amity spoke as Gus finished his explanation, “A Study Sleepover was a good idea.”

Gus shrugged, reaching for a handful of hexmix, “we have tests at the end of the week too, may as well brush up. For what it’s worth, I think you’ll do fine, at least in Illusions.”

“Plants, too,” Willow added, “I’m running out of things to teach you. And since you’ve got a working plant glyph, you should be able to do more than pass the written portions, too.”

“Thanks, you two. You’ve been great tutors.” Amity breathed out, happy someone was confident in her. She’d been feeling the stress bubbling under the surface for a while now, but if Gus and Willow were sure she’d pass their classes, then she likely had Potions and Oracle in the bag as well. That did leave the other four tracks she was taking, but she had two more days to brush up on those.

Vee took a sip from her drink, “Why do you take all of these classes anyway, Amity? You use glyphs, so wouldn’t it be better to focus on just finding more combinations of those, and not go to school at all?”

“Well,” Amity began, “I can learn to use certain magical tools at Hexside, rather than being completely forced to rely on my glyphs. Crystal Balls, for instance. Potions are always useful as well. Beast Keeping is especially important, since I’m not native to the Isles, I didn’t grow up knowing what is and isn’t dangerous, which most of the fauna is, nor how to avoid or fight them. Outside of those, though, a strong understanding of magic really does improve my ability to use my glyphs.”

Flipping through her notebook, Amity quickly scribbled a plant glyph onto a new page, ripping it out and pressing her palm to it. What spun out of it was a simple flower, a lily, “This is a pretty basic flower from Earth. I can make it because I know what it is, I know how it blooms. It’s not exactly useful here, though.”

Amity repeated the process, drawing up another glyph, this time the plant she summoned was a small Isleium Praereptor, a carnivorous plant, though this was just a juvenile which hadn’t developed any teeth or a strong enough maw to do any damage, “Now I can create things like this but even bigger and tougher.”

Her hand glided to her hip, even though her bottle was upstairs in her room, where it had sat untouched after becoming so weak on her last adventure. “And my Abomination classes give me a better understanding on how to order around my golem. Not to mention, the better I understand magic, the easier it is to break down spells into glyph combos.”

Setting aside her notebook, Amity concluded, “And besides, it’s fun!” Meanwhile, the stress of testing was finally getting to her, making her left eye twitch uncontrollably.

Willow, always the mom friend and promising Luz to keep an eye out on Amity’s sanity, gave Amity’s leg a pat, “I think we should take a break from the studying for the rest of the night. Why don’t we do something relaxing, take a breather and clear our minds before we all head to bed?”

“A break would be nice,” Vee said, earning a few funny glances. “What? I’m getting anxious watching her stress over studying, that’s sign enough she should take a break!”

Gus nodded, “Vee is right. We could all use a break. And you want to know what’s super relaxing?”

He waited for anyone to guess, but was met with silence, “Listening to the sound of whale calls, that’s what!” He answered anticlimactically.

“You said it, brother,” Hooty responded enthusiastically, bringing out the CD player and a few sets of headphones.

Willow snorted, shaking her head, “How about we do something else while the boys goof around?”

“Like what?” Amity asked, stifling a yawn.

“Well… Do you know how to braid hair? I’ve been looking for a new style to keep it out of my face when I’m in the air during Flyer Derby practice.” Willow suggested.

Amity gave her a smile, and had Willow turn around so she could start working with the thick locks of hair that hung from Willow’s head. Vee watched them, knees curled up onto herself, looking like she wanted to ask a question. Breathing out, the basilisk took her shot, “Can I do your nails?”

“I’ll never say no to being pampered,” Was Willow’s response. Vee briefly left to grab Luz’s nail polish, then sat with Willow on the floor and took her hands, sticking with a nice dark green.

The plant witch gave an appreciative hum while Vee worked, giving her a look over and deciding this was the best chance to get to know the other girl a little better, “Uh, could you explain to me again how you’re related to Luz?”

Vee looked nervous, opening her mouth to answer, but no sound came out. In an attempt to help Vee save face, Amity grasped on to the first subject concerning Willow she could think of. “Sooo, uh, Caleb… he’s… nice?”

Willow tensed up, shifting her head so she could look up to Amity. Amity’s lips stretched into a false grin, which caused the plant witch to giggle, “Are you seriously trying to start girl-talk about boys, Amity?”

Amity flushed, “Yeah, I’m not exactly an authority on them.”

“Neither am I,” Chimed in Vee, “I’ve got two girlfriends waiting for me back home… uh, at the Toes, yeah. They actually used to do my nails like this for me.”

Willow giggled at her two friends. While Amity braided the back of her hair, Willow took some from the front in between her fingers Vee hadn’t painted yet and twirled it, a small tinge of red on her cheeks, “I mean, he is kind of cute…”

“There you go,” Amity encouraged.

“He’s talented, and sweet. My Papa always said he knew Dad was the one when he saw how he treated his palisman, and I don’t think I have ever seen anyone spoil theirs as much as Caleb has,” Willow began to open up a little more. She did have to deal with Luz and Amity for the past few months, after all, it was about time she got her turn to gush over someone.

“So, are you going to ask him out?” Vee asked, pausing long enough in her work to give Willow a teasing smile.

Willow’s expression turned bashful at the idea, “I mean, I don’t know… We haven’t even known him for more than a few days, so it’s not like I’m in love with him or anything, and he’s still getting used to going to Hexside… Besides, I’m not even sure if he thinks of me that way, he only ever seems to call me ‘Captain.’ What if that’s all he sees me as?”

“One,” Amity began, “The fact that he’s new is perfect. You can scoop him up before anyone else does. Two, that just means he respects you!”

Vee nodded in agreement, “I think you should just go for it. Maybe it works out, maybe it doesn’t, you never know until you try.”

Willow sighed, “Maybe you’re right. I’ll think about it, alright? Maybe I deserve a little happiness, and someone cute to hang off my arm.”

“Absolutely,” Amity laughed, finishing up her braiding and giving Willow a pat on the shoulder.

“I just want you guys to know, I can still totally hear you, and your romantic girl-talk is killing the vibes these whale calls are giving me,” Gus called out from over by the door, headphones still over his ears. “But I love and support you and your love life, Willow!”

As Vee and Willow descended into giggle fits, Amity’s attention was pulled away as her scroll. Wondering what Luz could possibly be sending her at this time of night, she opened it, and was surprised to see a picture from Eda. Brow furrowed, she quickly typed in a reply, hoping whatever she said would be helpful.


Hunter strolled into the club room, receiving plenty of friendly greetings as he did so, a far cry from being ignored by his fellow heads back at the castle. He greeted them back, all by name, taking a seat behind Willow and in between Gus and Mattholomule, the later boy looking perturbed by their seating arrangement, and moving to be on the other side of Gus.

Hunter took notes on the meeting, listing everything Boscha had to say. She wanted to step up their protests to twice a week, something that got a groan from everyone at the meeting, though Hunter didn’t object. This was Boscha’s club, as far as he was concerned, she got the final say. After that, Hunter helped everyone work out their schedules so they could pinpoint what days worked best for everyone, each of the students thanking him for his help and his time getting things set up.

When everyone was done and packed up, Hunter made to follow after Willow, but was called back by Boscha instead. The triclops leaned against the desk and stared at him for a moment, then asked, “Think you can get us another permit?”

Hunter rubbed the back of his neck, “Yeah, sure, no problem.”

Boscha gave a steady nod, “Alright. Where do you think we should do the next protest, then?”

Hunter blinked, unsure how to respond to that. “Uh, why are you asking me this?”

Boscha crossed her arms and let out an annoyed sigh, “Caleb, you’re a terrible rebel. Your cries against oppression are feeble, your sign waving needs work, and you have serious problems going up against authority.”

Caleb frowned, “Uh, thanks?” He mumbled sarcastically.

Boscha cut any other retort he had off, “But you’re smart. You know how the system works, and you know what to do to make it work for you. The others show up, Skara brings snacks, they all yell for a bit, but without you, we wouldn’t even get our foot out the door.”

Boscha gave him an appraising stare, “our last protest at the park didn’t get as much foot traffic as I’d hoped. We weren’t nearly as seen as when we were at the Coven Day Parade. I’m not good at that kind of stuff, but I figure you might be.”

Hunter was surprised at the praise the other girl heaped on him. “Really?”

“You’re a valuable member of the team. As a Grudgby player, I’ve learned everyone has their strong suits. Skara is good at strategy, Cat is our fastest player, Amelia is our best spell slinger. You, you’re the WAMC’s nerd, who knows how this stuff works even if you’re not good at the practical stuff.” Boscha summed up, “So, your input is valued, and I’m here to listen. Where should we go next?”

Hunter took a moment to think, mentally going over his Emperor’s Coven patrol routes for where the most amount of foot traffic could be found in Bonesborough. “Somewhere south of the town center should work. It’s near enough to the markets that we can get shoppers' attention, while also close enough to the rest of town that we don’t lose any passerbys. What do you think?”

“What I think is that if you can make it happen, you should do it.” Boscha replied shortly, “see to it that you have that permit by tomorrow. I’ll get the signs ready.”

Hunter gave a nod, his heels instinctively tapping together as he stood at attention, like she was his commanding officer. She narrowed her eyes at him, and he coughed awkwardly, excusing himself from the club.

He felt… almost giddy to hear his help was appreciated. That he was needed, and listened to here. The club relied on him. People relied on him. He had the respect of his peers, and was assigned tasks only he could accomplish for their goals. This was everything he had wanted from the Emperor’s Coven and more.

Hunter couldn’t wait to bring them all into it, once they became full fledged Emperor’s Coven Scouts, he was sure they’d all have as much fun under his command as they were now, but on the right side of history.

As he walked through the now empty halls of the school, thinking to himself, a figure appeared out of thin air, causing him to jump. The form of Adrian loomed over, looking tired, but not displeased, “Very good job, witchling. And just in time, too. I’ve received word from the Emperor that he wants results by tomorrow. It’s time to lay the trap.”

Hunter’s face fell as he realized that tomorrow, no matter how things went, would be the last day he would ever spend in this school. Still, he couldn’t forget the job he had to do, “I won’t let you down.”

“I’m sure,” Adrian spoke, dipping back into the shadows and vanishing from sight.


The next day, Hunter paced in the club room, feeling anxious to get started. He’d gone around the school at lunch to round everyone up, ready to give them all the good news that their dreams of never losing any of their magic were coming true.

As he paced, the sound of Amity’s fingers drumming on her desk met his ears. She was the one he was most nervous about. She didn’t have magic that could be sealed behind a coven brand, so had nothing to gain from him, but maybe if she saw that he was willing to grant her friend’s wishes, she’d be able to convince Luz, wherever she was, to give the Emperor’s Coven a chance?

Amity was looking nervous, twitching in her seat every once in a while, her drumming becoming more rampant and noisy until she was clapping her entire hand on the table, “How much longer are they going to take? I have my tests today, I should be spending my lunch going over my notes…”

The last few stragglers arrived, Skara, Willow and Mattholomule, flanked by Boscha, who from the juice box she was sipping from in her hand, had chosen to finish her lunch before coming.

As Amity gave a sigh of relief, Willow sat beside her, giving Hunter a small wave, “Hey Caleb. What did you call us all here for?”

“Yeah, is this about that permit?” Boscha asked, tossing her emptied juice box into the empty trash bin by the door, “If you couldn’t get it, you didn’t need to call a meeting, you could have just mentioned it at lunch, or in class.”

“No, no, this isn’t about that,” Hunter assured, feeling an excited nervousness building up in his chest, “I actually didn’t bother, because I have something way better, a real solution to our problems.”

A few of his club mates started to murmur to each other, making Hunter smile. Boscha leaned back against a desk, half-lidded eyes looking at him like she didn’t quite believe him, but was willing to humor him a little longer. “Alright, we’re listening.”

Hunter stood up straight and began his speech, passionately addressing his fellow students, “All of you are here for a reason. None of you want your magic to be sealed away. Whether because you mix your magic,” He gestured his head to Viney and the other dual trackers, the Beast Keeping Healer holding her head up proud, “Or because you like to keep your options open, not wanting to be stuck in the wrong track and unable to change it at a later time.”

He sent Willow a smile and nod as well, the girl pushing up her glasses and cheeks tinted a little red. Hunter’s own ears tinged crimson, but he ignored that to focus on the group, “All of you are powerful witches in your own right. I’ve only been here five days, but even I can tell that you’re far above average.”

Mattholomule seemed pleased with himself over the praise, sitting higher in his chair, while Gus gave him a supportive pat on the arm. Hunter was all about group camaraderie, flashing them his own thumbs up, then continued on, “That’s why, I have brought forth a solution to all of your problems. It’ll take a lot of hard work, dedication, and skill, but it’s nothing I don’t one hundred percent believe you can’t do!”

“And that would be?” Amity asked, raising an eyebrow, her exams momentarily forgotten.

Hunter spread his arms out wide, declaring, “You’re all invited to join the Emperor’s Coven!”

The room lapsed into silence. Around him, Hunter watched as the faces of his friends fell into confusion, disappointment, or anger. Perhaps they hadn’t heard him right, “I said, you’re all joining the Emperor’s Coven!” He tried again, wiggling his fingers to add a bit of flair to the statement.

“What?” Willow asked flatly.

Boscha groaned, rolling her eyes, “look, Caleb, if you wanted to joke around, fine, but don’t waste my time by getting me involved.”

“I- I’m not joking!” Hunter insisted. Looking around, he could see he was only losing them further, “Seriously, I’m not! Just, wait, look-“

He bent over, pulling up his pant leg, revealing his hidden Concealment Stone that Adrian had given him, awkwardly trying to get it off and slide it over his boot. After flailing around on the floor, he managed to slip it off, breaking the illusion and revealing who he really was.

“Hunter.” Amity growled, earning strange looks from everyone else not in the know. Willow couldn’t meet the young man’s eyes, and Gus looked like a mixture of betrayed, hurt, and furious to see him there.

“You know this shill?” Boscha asked, motioning her head towards Hunter.

“Shill?” He echoed, offended.

“You’ve all seen him around before. Wearing a Golden mask. He’s the Golden Guard, Head of the Emperor’s Coven.” Amity answered, seething as she spit the answer out between her teeth. Her anxious fingers which once drummed against the table now clenched her desk so hard her knuckles were turning white.

Cat, Skara and Amelia gasped loudly, huddling together at the reveal. Hunter thought they were being a little over dramatic, and tried to take hold of the situation, “Hey, I’m not the bad guy! Didn’t you hear me, you guys all get to keep your magic, you just have to do some basic training, and leave your other friends and families for months on end to serve the Empire! That’s a- That’s a good thing!”

Boscha crossed her arms, leaving her seat and taking a step forward, danger in her eyes. For every step she took forward, Hunter took one back, until he was pressed against the chalkboard, an angry Grudgby Captain still bearing down on him. Once she got right up into his face, she sneered, “I don’t remember ever asking to join.”

Hunter gulped, forcing himself to smile and try to focus on fixing things, even as his lips twitched nervously against his will, “Y-you all said you wanted to keep your magic-“

“By bringing the Coven system down. I don’t want to be some stooge for the Empire. I want to be a professional Grudgby player!” She barked at him.

“And I want to be a Healer, alongside my griffin, Puddles!” Viney stood up out of her seat.

“I want to have my own Greenhouse, fully automated with Abominations!” Jerbo chimed in, finding the courage to speak his voice while standing beside his friend, hobbling on his bad leg.

Barcus woofed as well, hopping on top of a desk.

Around the room, all the others gave their own two snails about what they wanted to be, and what they wanted to use their magic for. Hunter drooped as he realized that not a single witch in the room was going to accept his offer. He didn’t have long to droop before Boscha pushed him back up against the chalkboard, “And don’t get me started on how you disregarded my movement, by thinking I’d just abandon it over an offer from some- some… trickster turncoat traitor in my ranks!”

“He does that a lot,” Amity voiced, already out of her own seat, standing beside Willow with an arm draped protectively around her friend.

“This isn’t just about me, it's about everyone. It’s about being the voice of change for people who are too afraid to speak up for themselves. Not just that, it’s a challenge, and I relish the opportunity to butt heads with all nine covens and the Emperor himself. So, if you think you can just force us to join a coven, you’ve got another thing coming,” Boscha growled, rolling up her sleeves and showing off her impressive forearms, ready and willing to get physical.

Hunter held up his hands in surrender, hoping to avoid having his face caved in. “I’m not forcing you! No one is forcing you to join the Emperor’s Coven!” He cried out, realizing now that he’d gotten everything wrong about their motivations.

“That’s technically true,” A voice spoke, a figure appearing out of the corner of the room in a dramatic puff of smoke.

“Adrian Graye Vernworth…” Gus breathed, panic settling onto his face.

The Illusion Head snapped his fingers, and around them, surrounding each and every member of the WAMC with Coven Scouts who had been hidden by the same invisibility spell. The door was barricaded, two large Emperor’s Coven Scouts keeping it locked down. No way in, and no way out.

Graye pulled a branding glove from his belt, slipping it on over his right hand, pulling it tight, “No one here will be joining the Emperor’s Coven, at the very least.”


Amity gripped Willow tight, reaching out to also try and pull Gus closer as well. One of the scouts beat her too it, though, and her friend was pulled ahead to the front of the classroom up to face Adrian himself. Gus swallowed tightly as the man walked around him, hands up and fingers making a square, as if appraising him for a camera shot.

Hunter pushed Boscha off of him, stomping his feet with every step, “What do you think you’re doing?”

“Your job, seeing as you couldn’t keep up. Not that I’m disappointed in you, I figured you’d screw it up eventually, which was why I brought in backup.” He spoke easily, waving Hunter off. He instead focused on one of the scouts who was casting a shadow on him, barely withheld contempt plastered on his face, ”Serverine, you’re in my light. What did I tell you about that?”

“Not to do it?” The Woman asked, looking put off to be called out in front of everyone.

“Not to do it, exactly. And you still haven’t moved!” Adrian yelled. With a yelp the scout jumped to her right, scrambling to put some distance between her and her boss. Turning back to Hunter, Adrian regained his composure, brushing a hand through his hair and smiling, “I’m sorry, you were saying something? Objecting, or something?”

Hunter pointed to the students around them, “You can’t just- just brand them! Sure, I was getting ahead of myself, but legally they don’t need one until they’re adults. Gus is twelve! Everyone else is in the fourteen-fifteen year old range!”

Adrian held up his hands, appearing calm despite Hunter’s hostilities, “Now, I hear you, I see you… I just don’t really care. Emperor Belos wanted more people branded, and he specifically wanted the ones who tried to ruin his little parade and who keep kicking up a storm. I’m just following my orders, but if you’re not comfortable… The door is that way.” He pointed at the door, then turned away from Hunter, “And of course, the credit will go all towards me.”

Hunter froze in place, biting his lip. His Uncle had specifically called out for this group to be branded? To be treated like wild witches, despite being under age? He supposed he could see that, they were allied with Amity Blight, who had defied the Emperor multiple times. They had spoken out about Belos’ carefully crafted system, brought forth itself by the Titan. They were spouting dangerous ideas.

Seeing and hearing no more protests from Hunter, Adrian activated the glove, not bothering to check the settings or what coven he was about to mark the boy in front of him with. Hunter saw the purple of the Abomination Coven on the glove as Adrian reached out with his other hand and grasped tightly against one of Gus’ wrists, holding it out.

In the corner of his eyes he could see Willow struggling to get to Gus’ side, and remembered what she had told him about her own reasons for opposing the system. How she’d been terrible at the magic track she’d been put into as a child and had chosen to switch out of. How she couldn’t stand the idea of living in a world where she was stuck with magic she had no passion or ability for.

Hunter moved.

Reaching out, he grasped tightly against Adrian’s gloved hand, squeezing it, “Gus is an Illusionist, you can’t just put him in Abominations!”

Adrian grit his teeth. Unable to move the branding glove, he tried his best to instead pull Gus’ arm closer to it, “I don’t really care where the brat ends up. It’s for the best he’s stuck with it, he can’t fight against the Emperor’s reign if he’s useless. Now unhand me!”

Gus was panicking, pulling on his arm in Adrian’s grip, but he just wasn’t strong enough to break it. Being yanked around by the older man, who was also now struggling against Hunter, meant he had two people he didn’t like or trust in his face.

Meanwhile, the scouts were holding back his other friends, Willow wrestling with a guard who had her hands in his grip, keeping her from making a spell circle, while Amity tried to help her. Boscha was challenging the two blocking the door, while the rest of the students were being corralled together by the remaining forces.

Gus grit his teeth and clenched his eyes shut, trying to keep his heart from bursting out of his chest. It was too hard to watch the glove keep coming within inches of branding him. “Get off of me! I said get off!”

When he opened his eyes, they glowed bright blue, and the entire world began to shift and change. Adrian let go of his wrist in shock while still being wrestled by Hunter, causing the two to fall back into a pile onto the floor. The scouts were distracted, watching the room move, changing from a classroom, to a forest, to a bedroom, to the library, then back to another room at the school.

Amity grabbed Gus from behind, almost giving him a heart attack. He flailed around, trying to fight her, “Gus, calm down, it’s me!”

Willow was next to come by him, carefully laying her hands on his shoulders, “Amity, how are we going to get out of here?” She asked, trying to keep her own panic off her face to prevent Gus any further discomfort.

Amity closed her eyes, thinking fast, until something clicked. As the scouts finally shook off the effects of the illusion, focusing on reclaiming Gus to be branded and finally end the torrent of confusing imagery forced on them, Amity knocked her head backwards, took a deep breath, and yelled as loudly as she was physically able, “HOOOOTY!”

A few of the scouts with more sensitive ears, like Severine, covered them at the volume the human was capable of. They looked to each other, their faces covered by their silver masks but body language conveying their confusion as to why the human girl would choose to yell that of all things.

Just as Hunter was pulling himself back to his feet, he was knocked back down as the ground began to shake. The tiles on the floor began to crack under some kind of pressure underneath them, and Hunter had to roll to dodge what came out.

“Hooooot! The bird tube screeched, immediately knocking into the Coven Scouts surrounding Amity and her friends, pushing them to the floor. The House demon thrashed his long neck about, sending anyone in a white cloak flying, then coiled himself protectively around Amity, Gus and Willow. “Sargent Hooty, reporting for Duty! I came when you called, just like Eda asked! Did I help?”

Amity nodded, feeling more relieved to see Hooty than she ever had before. “You helped. Big time. Hooty, I need your help again. Can you go back to the Owl House and tell Vee to get the CATs? This is really important, so don’t forget, alright? Head straight back, and tell her we need help.”

Hooty blinked at Amity with big, empty eyes, then grinned and gave a nod, “Oh boy, Hoot! I’m going to be so helpful today!”

“Are you all just going to stand around, or are we going to go?” Boscha yelled, standing on top of the bodies of the two scouts who she’d taken down, the door thrown open behind her. The rest of her classmates, with the help of Hooty, managed to escape, pouring out the door and into the hallway.

Gus, Willow and Amity were the last to follow, and seeing them go, Hooty slithered backwards down into the hole he’d come from, intending on getting back home. Boscha quickly slammed the door shut behind them, using a fire spell to melt the handle into inoperable slag, then turned to her compatriots, “Huddle up!”

The group gathered, half the group being on the grudgby team and doing so out of reflex at Boscha’s words. Despite her calm, hardened expression, there was a bit of fear behind Boscha’s eyes, “Alright, we all need a game plan. Right now, the entire school seems all topsy turvy thanks to shorty’s illusions. I think we can use that to our advantage, though.”

“How can we possibly do that if we’re trapped in it as well?” Matt asked, trying his best to keep his panic at bay and failing as his voice cracked.

Boscha glared at him, and he bit his tongue. Amity was catching on though, “We know this school. Sure, some of those scouts probably went to Hexside as well, but it’s been years for them. We’re here almost every day. We can find our way out with our eyes closed, as long as we don’t lose track of where we actually are in the illusion.”

“Exactly,” Boscha said, “I think we need to split up for now. A group as large as we are now is going to attract attention. Someone needs to find Bump, and explain what’s happening to him. There’s no way he hasn’t noticed his school has turned into a maze, and we could use his help. Shorty, how long can you keep this illusion up for?”

Gus shook his head, “I- I don’t know. I didn’t even mean for this to happen, I-“

“Then get a handle on it. Once everyone is safe and we’re ready to regroup, you’ll need to drop it. Otherwise, we might become as stuck as the Coven lackies chasing us.”

“We’ll stick with Gus,” Willow volunteered, placing a hand on his shoulder. “We’ll found someplace safe to hunker down for a while while you all look for Principal Bump.”

“I’ll check the auditorium, it’s still all damaged and stuff from the Greater Basilisk’s attack, he might be there for repairs” Skara said.

“I’ll check out the Healing home room,” Viney volunteered, with a nod from Jerbo and Barcus.

Cat was next, “I’ll take the cafeteria and the surrounding classrooms.”

“I’ll take the construction classroom areas,” Mattholomule spoke up quietly.

“I might be able to get to the greenhouse from here, maybe the illusions don’t stretch outside?” Amelia offered.

“Then check the Beast Keeping stables while you’re out,” Boscha ordered. “I’ll check his office. It’s a long shot he’ll still be there with all this going on, but we need to go now. That door won’t keep them back for long. We all have scrolls, message if you find him.”

As if to prove her point, there was a banging against the classroom door, the strong bodies of the Coven scouts attempting to break it down with the handle out of commission.

“Break and Scatter!” Boscha shouted, pushing everyone off in separate directions, hoping she hadn’t just doomed them all.


Amity, Willow and Gus wandered half blind through the hallways of the school, which now looked like the Bonesborough day markets. Willow kept her eyes peeled for scouts, keeping a hand on a fidgeting Gus so she didn’t lose track of him, while Amity kept her eyes closed, feeling along the walls and refusing to give in to her fake surroundings and lose her way.

“Do you think we can find a way into Luz’s Secret Room?” Willow asked, “It’s probably the safest place to be. No one except her friends and us know how to get in, so the scouts won’t find us.”

“We can certainly try, but I’m not confident I’ll be able to find one of the secret doors under these conditions,” Amity responded, her feet and memory telling her this was near the Cafeteria, with her hands brushing against lockers. “I only know a few ways in. How about you?”

Willow gave a shake of her head, while Gus just looked glum. “I’m sorry, guys. I- I knew something was off about Caleb. I knew he was wearing an illusion, but I thought, you know, a lot of teens wear concealment stones to cover stuff like acne. I should have known a spell that heavy wasn’t to cover something like that up. And when they were fighting over me, I panicked, and now everyone is running around blindly.”

“This isn’t your fault,” Amity scolded him gently, “It’s Hunter’s, and it’s Belos’. They decided to bring their fight to us. We still have the home field advantage, and this illusion helped us escape for the time being.”

Gus nodded, “Yeah… on the plus side, I can sort of see through my illusions, at least, though just with one of my eyes.”

Amity cracked her own eyes open, examining the boy. “One of them is glowing. Is that the one you can see through?”

Gus reached up and touched just below his eye, then gave a nod of affirmation, “yeah, I think so. I don’t know any more openings to the secret room than you guys do, but maybe I can still get us in?”

“I think I can find the door in the classroom we met in?” Willow asked, clasping both of his hands.

Gus licked his lips, “Yeah, that… that might work.”

“I’m going to just… hang on to you, then. I feel like an idiot wandering around with my eyes shut,” Amity muttered, linking their arms together, “Lead the way.”

Willow linked onto Gus’ other arm, “So we don’t get lost.”

The wandered through the hallways, Gus breathing in slowly, “Hey, Willow… I’m sorry about… Caleb being Hunter. I know… you don’t get crushes often… and that really sucks.”

“It’s fine,” Willow dismissed, silently thinking about how Gus’ first crush had ended up hurting him in a similar way.

Gus gave a shake of his head, “No, it’s really not.”

They continued on in silence, each hoping not to encounter anyone else along the way.”


Mattholomule crept down what he knew was a hallway, even though it was clearly a familiar graveyard right now. It was one thing for it to look like one, but it was as silent as the dead here as well, the boy briefly wondered where the rest of the school’s student body was. Probably locked down in their classrooms until the teachers could figure out what had gone wrong and fix it.

Meanwhile, here he was, alone. The worst student in two tracks, no matter how much Gus might praise him for doing his best. The statues of the Looking Glass Graveyard looking down on him, sending chills down his spine just as much as they had the first time he’d seen them. Back when he was still trying to win Bria over, worried about looking cool and being powerful.

The worst part was that he kept expecting that kooky old man to pop out from behind one of the statues to spook him, yet he wasn’t, and it was unnerving him.

Being here again, it made him think of how much he’d grown since he and Gus had become friends. How Gus had shown him a handful of illusion tricks, and when Matt tried them himself, he was actually able to perform them somewhat well. Better than his construction track, anyway.

The best part about learning illusions though, was how it helped him in construction. Things made a lot more sense when he had an illusion to help him visualize what he wanted to make. Like a paint by numbers guide. It’s what finally made him take the leap into the dual track, when for the first time in a long time, he managed to get a B in Construction.

It wasn’t enough to impress his Dad, though. Not much did, when you had someone like Mason Ulrich as a father to live up to.

It was bad enough he was normally terrible at Construction magic, but when your Dad was the Head of the Coven, it was even worse. He kept that a well guarded secret after transferring to Hexside. He didn’t need to live with the constant comparisons like he had at Glandus.

The sound of footsteps in the fog startled him, because of course Gus’s illusion would include the foreboding fog. “Mother Titan!” Matt swore, turning around and casting a spell circle.

“Stay back! I- I don’t want to have to hurt anyone,” He warned, eyes frantically searching the dark, shadowy graveyard for whoever was following him.

Out of the fog stepped a cloaked and masked figure, a coven scout. Matt gulped, and put his foot down, “I said stay back!”

The scout held his hands up, “Whoa, whoa! It’s me, little bro!”

Matt watched as the scout pulled back his hood and removed his mask, revealing the face of his older brother. Older Half-brother, from his dad’s first marriage. The moles on his cheek and the sole horn sprouting from his right temple gave him away, and Matt swallowed a sigh of relief, lowering the spell circle and rushing forward, tossing his arms around his brother’s waist.

“Steve, you’re here. I’ve been so scared, man. The Illusion Head came, and he’s trying to brand everyone, and he doesn’t care that I’m only thirteen or what he’s going to brand us with. You have to help!”

“I know, that’s why I’m here,” Steve assured, “I’m going to get you out of here. If you stay close, they’ll leave you alone, and we can get you out of the school.”

Matt shook his head, “I can’t. I need to find the Principal. He needs to know what’s happening. My friends are counting on me.”

Steve paused, but dismissed what his brother was saying, “No, you need to get out of here. I’ve put a lot on the line to come and get you, we can’t risk it.”

He reached out, grabbing Matt by the wrist and trying to pull him the other way, only to meet unexpected resistance. Turning back to his brother to try and get him to go, Steve paused as he realized what Matt was wearing. “Why are you wearing Illusion colors?”

“Because I joined the dual track! You know, the same guys your buddies are trying to hunt down right now?” Mattholomule grunted, finally yanking his arm out of his brother’s grip.

“When did you do that? Why did you do that?” Steve freaked out, staring at his younger sibling like he’d grown a second head, and like that could be found odd on the Boiling Isles.

“Because I’m sorta good at it!” Matt stood his ground, “And it’s helping me be sorta good at construction as well! For once in my life, I’m starting to meet the class average because of illusions! And I’ve made friends in Illusions, who are in trouble right now, and you aren’t helping me save them!”

Steve got down on one knee, kneeling before his brother, “Matt, that’s going to get you into a lot of trouble. The Emperor doesn’t approve of mixing magic like that, and-“

“Screw the Emperor!” Matt spat, “I’m finally kinda good at something! Not all of us are great at so many branches of magic like you, or even amazing at one like Dad. He might love me, but Dad has never been proud of how weak my magic is, and he never will. But that doesn’t matter. I’m proud of my power now! I have a best friend who is proud of me, too! And right now, he’s in trouble, and I’m not leaving without him, even if I have to go do it alone.”

Matt gave Steve a hard shove, then turned to race away, “Just- Just go back to your dumb Emperor’s Coven, or whatever, and leave me alone!” He cried as he ran through one of the statues that littered the illusionary graveyard, and vanished from sight.

Steve watched as his brother left, mouth agape, and hung his head. “I’m not the bad guy,” He murmured to himself, not for the first time since the Coven Day Parade.

“Then why do I feel like I’m the bad guy?”


“Go out there and find them!” Adrian barked at the Coven Scouts under his care, feeling a migraine coming on.

“Belay that, stay right where you are!” Hunter ordered, clenching his jaw at the fury building at the other man.

They had been at this for the past five minutes. As Coven Heads, they both held the same rank, and the scouts seemed conflicted over who they should follow when they kept receiving contradictory orders. The masked faces turned back and forth as the two men bickered, until Adrian had enough.

“I am the senior Coven Head here. I may not outrank the Golden brat, but I think we can all agree that you should be following my orders,” Adrian seethed.

“You’re going to pull the “I’m older,” Card? Really?” Hunter mocked, “What’s next, they should obey you because you’re taller?”

“I have served the Emperor for almost as long as you’ve been out of diapers, that is why they should follow me!” Adrian shouted, on his last nerve. When no one could find an argument against that, the Coven Scouts watching the argument shrugged, just eager to not be standing around anymore.

Adrian jerked his head for the door, “Find them. Bring them to me so we can brand them, and go home. Titan, we should have just done that from that start rather than try this hairbrained infiltration scheme that hinged on this brats acting skills. Who’s idea was that, anyway?”

“It was yours,” Hunter reminded, arms crossed and glaring.

“I wasn’t asking you. Now, make yourself useful, and find them!” Adrian ordered. Hunter continued to glare, but turned and walked out the club room door, stopping in the doorway to think about where the others might have gone.

Knowing Boscha, she had them all scatter. Which means they could be anywhere in the school by now. Meaning Hunter was boned. The best he could do was wander around aimlessly, and hope he could pick them up.

Strolling down the hallway, he stopped at the sound of tweeting coming from inside his tunic. Glancing around to ensure no Coven Scouts were around to see him, he reached inside, taking the still disguised Cardinal out, carefully removing the concealment stone around Flapjack’s foot, revealing his red feathers.

“Hey, buddy. I… really messed up.” Hunter said slowly. “All our friends aren’t our friends anymore. Again. I hope you can forgive me.”

Flapjack flapped his wings, chirping out to his owner. Sighing, Hunter kept walking, the halls looking like the forest that led to the Owl House of all places, “You wouldn’t happen to be able to… find them, or something, could you? Sniff them out?”

The bird gave hunter an unimpressed look, “Yeah, that was stupid. You’re not exactly a Bloodhound palisman. You’re a bird. Got any… homing instincts, maybe?”

Again, the bird shook its head, giving a tweet. After sighing, Hunter was ready to give up, when Flapjack began to discuss a new idea, chirping and whistling to Hunter, the boy listening intently. “You think that’ll work?”

Hunter witnessed a first as the bird shrugged, an act he hadn’t known Flapjack could do. Holding out his hands, he let Flapjack turn into a staff, and held the wood tightly, then mounted it, floating a few feet above the ground. “Alright, we do this until we find them. Hold on tight.”

With a cry, Hunter activated a teleportation spell, keeping it within the confines of the school, but with no real set destination. He’d be jumping randomly from location to location, hoping to eventually find who he was looking for. He grit his teeth, and desperately hoped he wasn’t torn apart at the atomic level from the strain of back to back jumps.


Gus led the group, carefully working through the set pieces ripped directly from his memories, the current being the snow covered top of the Knee, from a camping trip with his Dad. He really hoped there weren’t any embarrassing pieces of his life on display in some classroom somewhere, though he admittedly had other, more important things to worry about.

Namely, the fact that Hunter had just appeared in thin air in front of them, the smell of ozone from the air being ionized from a teleportation spell, screaming his head off. The older teen seemed to notice he’d stopped teleporting, and pat his body with his hands, making sure all of him was there.

“That worked?” The teen gaped after a moment, noticing them in front of him. “It took a few dozen tries, and I almost teleported into the middle of some walls, but it worked! Ha!”

Dismounting his staff, Hunter narrowed his eyes, raising it and pointing it in their direction. In retaliation, Willow prepared her own spell circle, while Amity took out her notebook, prepared to tear one of the glyphs she’d written in it out.

What seemed like a classical showdown ended abruptly when Hunter fired his staff, shooting a beam of magic past the three friends and behind them, hitting someone else. A Scout, who fell to the ground too weak to do anything but utter the words, “Not cool, man.”

With that done, Hunter lowered his palisman, looking down at them with a guilty expression, “Are you three okay?”

Willow’s lips made a thin line, “We’re fine,” She said quickly, then strode past him. “If you’re not here to capture us, you can stay out of our way.”

Amity nodded in agreement, she and Gus following after Willow. Hunter marched along with them, calling out, “Wait! I’m not like the others! I didn’t agree to this, and want to keep you safe.”

“Keep us safe?” Amity asked, swiveling to face the older teen with unrestrained rage painted on her face, “If it wasn’t for you, I’d be in class right now, not failing my tests due to being absent. If I was going to fail them all anyway, I might as well have gone with Luz to meet King’s family, but instead I have to deal with you and your chronic backstabbing disorder!”

“But I’m on your side!” Hunter insisted, keeping up with them despite their attempts to leave him behind.

Willow stopped in her tracks, then turned to face him, red in the face, “On our side? Sure, you don’t care about branding us now, but what about when we’re adults? When what we want magically doesn’t matter to you anymore, and your job will be hunting us down as Wild Witches? Will you be on our side then?”

Hunter instinctively took a step back from the rage filled girl, “Captain, I’m-“

“You don’t get to call me that,” Willow howled, jabbing his chest with a finger, “Not after today…. The team won’t even be able to make our first game next week. Jerbo is still in a cast, and our star player was an infiltrating snitch. I’m not your Captain. I’m not anyone's Captain anymore. So thanks for that.”

Hunter opened his mouth to speak, but Gus stepped in between him and Willow. The boy gave the teen a dangerous glare, “Let me make it clear, I’m not standing here to protect Willow from you. Very much the opposite. If you don’t go, she might tear you to little pieces. Thanks for the save back there. Now get lost.”

When they left, Hunter didn’t follow. Amity kept her eyes on him, making sure he didn’t try anything until they turned a corner, , which just made him feel worse about how everything had turned out. “This is messed up,” He moaned, burying his head in his hands.

“If I don’t do something, they’re going to get caught and branded. But they’re just kids!” Hunter caught sight of his own sigil, marking just above his right wrist, frowning at it as he clenched his fists. “I’m- I’m just a kid...”

“You’re right that if we don’t do something about it, they’re going to get caught.” A familiar voice spoke, coming through the illusionary snow. The white cloak marked him as Emperor’s Coven, but he wasn’t wearing his mask. Hunter couldn’t recognize the face, but that voice…

“Steve? Where is your mask?” Hunter questioned, silently preparing to go on the offensive.

Steve touched his bare face, as if just realizing it was gone. Lowering his hand, he shrugged, “Don’t know. Don’t care. Now, you said they’ll get caught, so what are we going to do about it?”

Hunter raised a brow, “We?”

“You’re the one in charge, sir. Same rank as Illusion Coven Head Adrian Graye Vernworth. Right now, it’s more a matter of opinion on who’s orders I’m following, and I’m choosing to follow you. So, what are we going to do about those kids?” Steve spoke evenly, though his eyes were hardened.

Hunter turned back to look down the path the others had taken. He wasn’t sure where they had gone, but he was fairly sure they could catch up. “We’re outnumbered. Do you think there is anyone else we can count on to follow me?”

Steve shrugged, “I can think of one, at least.”

“Go get them, and meet me back here.” Hunter said quickly, “I hope you aren’t opposed to going to blows with another Coven Head.”

Steve gave a short salute, “I’ll just be following orders, sir.”


Boscha was fairly certain she was in front of Bump’s office. She’d been inside of it often enough to know just based off the aura of authority it gave off. Still, she felts the wall, which looked like the horizon beside the ocean, until she felt the rattle of the doorknob, and smirked. She’d found it. She raised her fist and knocked, listening intently for the principal on the other side.

To her surprise, she received a response, “Uh, yes? You may enter.”

Cracking open the door, she blinked in surprise to see Bump’s office completely untouched. Everything was as it always was, down to the mug of coffee he kept on a coaster on his desk. Bump blinked back at her, equally surprised to see her face in his office, and set aside the paperwork he was filling out, “Boscha? Is something wrong? Shouldn’t you be in class right now? Testing is today, and that’s rather important to your future.”

Boscha closed the door behind her, hoping that would keep any Coven goons from finding her any sooner, then marched up to the Principal’s desk, “Look, some serious shit is going down and we need your help.”

Bump looked at her disbelievingly, “I think I’d know if something was wrong in my school. No one has exactly come screaming for my help, at least not in the last twenty minutes.”

“Because no one can find you!” Boscha insisted, “Look, Emperor’s Coven goons showed up, and are forcibly trying to brand people. Augustus freaked out, and put the entire school under an illusion. Some kind of maze, or labyrinth. It took me forever just to find this place!”

Bump stared at her blankly, then lifted his hands, slowly clapping, “Bravo, bravo. That has to be the single most bizarre story any student has ever told me to get out of their testing in nearly three decades of being the principal of Hexside. I’d give you a ribbon, if I could, but please, Boscha, just head to class. I’m sure you still have time to make up for your exam.”

Boscha clenched her jaw, ready to fight Bump on this more, but he picked up his coffee cup and took a drink from it, and her eyes settled on a bit of peculiarity. “Mother of Titan, the one room he casts an illusion on that he gets right, and it’s yours.”

Bump seemed confused, until he followed Boscha’s gaze and noticed that, despite his mug being in his hands, an identical one was sitting right where he had taken it. Setting his drink down elsewhere, he ran his hand through the illusion on his desk, then moved a few other things, realizing that there was an exact copy of his office, down to the smallest details, plastered over his actual office.

Bump’s eyes went wide and he stood out of his seat, “Quickly, we have to go!”

Together they rushed outside of the office, Boscha scowling, “Oh, now you believe me?!”


Gus led Willow and Amity into the classroom that he’d once met Willow in, so long ago. Of course, with his illusions everywhere, it didn’t look anything like it, instead it looked exactly like his room at home. An oasis of comfort surrounded by the dangerous machinations of his mind.

Willow began to press her hands against the wall, blindly searching for the secret door that would lead them to safety, while Amity began to roam around the room, looking over the various illusionary items and pictures Gus had decorated the place with, a small smile on her face.

She chuckled as her eyes landed on the photo from Grom, the night she and Luz had confessed their feelings. “So, this is your place, huh?”

Gus nodded, leaning against a desk, though it appeared to be a wall. “Home sweet home. I’ll have to show you the real place if- when we get out of here.”

Amity gave a small hum, looking at all the photos Gus had, spotting one of him with his father, “You look like you have a lot of happy memories.”

Gus nodded again, “Don’t let all the traumatic illusions fool you. I have a lot more happy memories than bad, it’s just that the bad ones…”

“They haunt you…” Amity finished for him. “They cling onto you, weighing down on you in the middle of the night, and wait for their moment to strike.”

“Yeah…” Gus slumped where he sat, until Amity fell beside him, gripping his hand in her own. He leaned up against her, resting his head against her shoulder as they sat and watched Willow work.

The plant witch was trying not to look too frustrated with her lack of progress. With the illusion overlaying everything in the room, and the door already being hidden incredibly well by Eda when she made the room, finding a way to access the door was borderline impossible “Gus, I hate to say it, but is there any way you could turn this off now?”

“But Boscha needed to find Bump, first.” Gus pointed out, just as all three of their scrolls chimed. Amity pulled hers out, and gave a cry of relief, “Boscha’s found him.”

“So, that means you can concentrate on dropping it, right?” Willow asked.

Gus opened his mouth to respond, but paled as a shimmer caught his eye. Before he could shout a warning, Willow went down, “I agree, I grow tired of this scene,” Graye’s voice chimed in as he dropped his invisibility, and waved in more scouts, who shifted in through the walls of the illusion around them.

Willow’s hunched over form was quickly wrapped up in Abomination goo, which she thrashed against wildly in an attempt to escape. Amity quickly tried to go to her rescue, but before she could rip a paper from her binder, Graye was on top of her, grabbing both her wrists and keeping her from moving.

“Let me go!” She cried as she fought, only to be passed over to another one of the scouts, who used a flute to command a rope to tie Amity up as well.

That just left Gus, who floundered on the floor, not sure how to help, but unwilling to run away while his friends needed him. Knowing his illusions were of no use here, he raised his small fists in the air, intending on fighting hand to hand with Adrian, who rolled his eyes at the very idea. “I find the very notion of fisticuffs barbaric. Now, hold still a moment, would you?”

Graye pulled out his earring, a small mirror similar to his coven sigil, and held it aloft for Gus to see, “Do you see this mirror? It’s a handy little magical amplifier. I stole it from my predecessor, and he stole it from his, and so on. A bit of a tradition, since it requires out-casting the previous Illusion master to get your hands on it.”

He twirled the small item in his hands, then held it up to Gus’ forehead, “it’ll also help me sort through those memories of yours. I couldn’t help but notice a big, creepy cemetery with a sign out front saying it was the Looking Glass Graveyard, and I’ve been searching for it for years.”

Adrian chuckled, “Belos does like getting Galderstones as gifts. Only thing to get for the man who already has everything, really.”

Adrian activated the artifact, and Gus immediately dropped to his knees, memories flooding his brain and flashing before his eyes, each one of them worse than the last, and each feeling a dozen times more terrible than when they had happened. “S-stop! That hurts!”

Adrian ignored him as he pressed deeper into Gus’ mind. Around them the illusion the boy had cast up were beginning to fail, flickering wildly until they dropped altogether, much to the delight of Adrian and the relief of the scouts.

“That’s much better,” Graye grinned as he looked around, then turned back to Gus, only for his eyes to widen. In front of him, Gus’ eyes began to glow blue again, an orb of magic surrounding him.

The orb expanded in a burst, capturing the shocked Coven Head, who’s eyes began to glow as well. His mouth twisted from his smarmy smirk into one of abject horror at whatever it was he was seeing, and he let out an anguished scream, clutching his head as he fell to his knees. “No, no, make it stop! Make it stop!

The Coven Scouts in the room looked unsure of how to handle the situation, hesitating to act, which cost them greatly when the door busted off its hinges, clattering to the ground. In stepped a maskless Coven Scout, and another with long pointed ears under her hood, who took one look at what was going on and spun circles to fire upon the scouts who stood over Willow and Amity.

Behind the newcomers, Hunter entered, racing to Amity’s side with a knife to cut her bindings, before moving onto Willow, using his staff to freeze the abomination goo, then shatter it. “Steve, Severine, guard the door, the other scouts are bound to have heard that and will be on their way.”

Hunter helped Willow to her feet, but she was quick to yank her hand away from him. He offered an apologetic smile, but she only returned a glare. “I don’t know what’s happening, but I want to help. Me and the others will keep everyone away from the door, while you two help Gus.”

Willow seemed reluctant to accept, but gave a nod, “Fine.”

When he rose up and headed back to the entrance, she called back, “And stay safe.”

The closest thing to a smile since he’d botched their meeting up appeared on his face at her words, and he gave a short nod, “You too.”

Amity and Willow stood side by side as they looked into the glowing sphere their friend was trapped in. At their feet, Adrian still lay, babbling and occasionally shrieking, but otherwise gone from the world. Casting worried glances at one another, Amity held out her hand to Willow, who clasped it tightly, and as one they stepped inside.

At first, it was like stepping into a cool pool of water, only your brain was what got soaked. Then the memories came. Amity shuddered as flashes of her upbringing assaulted her. Her mother disciplining her for getting a B+ in French, the years of isolation, the fear she’d felt as she spent her early morning searching her entire school up and down to find every page of her diary the twins had plastered around, all of it amplified, making her worst memories the things of nightmares.

Beside her, Willow twitched, fighting off her own memories, but it was enough for Amity to remember where she was. She squeezed the other girl's hand and pressed forward, forcing the memories back until she made it through the bubble, soaked in sweat, physically drained, as well as emotionally and mentally done.

Willow looked just as exhausted as Amity felt, but both knew they weren’t done yet. Together they approached Gus, looking towards each other, then putting a hand on each of the boys shoulders, immediately getting assaulted once more, not by their memories, but Gus’ own.

The various locations they had explored through the school went by in a shocking flash, both girls clamping their eyes shut to avoid sensory overload. “This is all my fault…”

The girls stilled as they heard Gus’ voice echo around them. “Gus?” Willow called out, looking around for him.

They were in the Looking Glass Graveyard, looking at themselves, bound up in stone that nearly crushed the air out of their lungs, Bria laughing over them.

The scene changed again, back to everything twisting into static, like someone was flipping through the channels on an old TV, twisting the knob faster and faster as the psychosis kicked in. “I’m a terrible friend. I can’t keep control, and I keep hurting people…”

“Gus, it’s Amity! If you can hear me, give us a sign!” Amity called out into the every changing void.

The environment stilled, then reversed, flashing everything they had seen backwards, ending with a final swelling of light. When Amity blinked her eyes open, she found herself back in Gus’ room, the boy curled up onto himself with his head buried in his knees. “How can I trust myself when I can’t even keep my own powers from hurting the people I care about?” He whimpered, wrapping his arms around the top of his head.

Amity looked toward Willow, and nodded. Together, they stepped beside Gus, sitting at his sides and leaning their heads against his shoulders. Willow knew him the longest, and so spoke first, “Gus, none of this is your fault. You can’t control that this happened anymore than you can control the weather. You were mentally assaulted, and lashed out in defense. You didn’t hurt us. That jerk of a drama queen did.”

Amity nodded, “Willow’s right. You’re a good person Gus, and wouldn’t ever hurt your friends. I’m so glad we spent some time together this week. I feel like I know you and Willow so much better than before, and got to see how amazing you two are. Not to mention how much we ended up having in common. Remember? Shared Trauma?”

Despite herself, Willow snorted, which made Gus chuckle as well. Pulling his head up, he looked them both over, offering them his hands, which they took. “Thanks… I’m still sorry you got caught up in all of this, but… I’m glad I’m not alone in here.”

“Would you like to do us the honors, Amity?” Willow asked, and the human nodded. She took a deep breath, holding it, and with her free hand she counted up to five, then released it, closing each finger as she once again counted them down. Gus and Willow copied her as she did it a second time, then a third, closing their eyes as they finished.

When they opened them, they were back in their classroom. They each lifted themselves off the floor, and to celebrate being back in reality the three friends embraced in a group hug.

They were interrupted by an awkward cough, and realized they had company. Hunter stood before them, the outside of the classroom piled with the unconscious bodies of what remained of the Coven Scouts who had tried to break in, “So, you’re Principal and the Rebels are here. Do you think you can explain to them that we’re on the same side?”

The good vibes died as Willow stared Hunter down, then poked him in the chest with one of her stubby fingers, “We are not on the same side. At the end of the day, you still want us to be forced to join a coven. And at the start of the day, you stabbed us all in the back, and helped cause this mess.”

Hunter hung his head, looking ashamed of at least the latter half of that verbal beat down. Beside Willow, Amity laid a hand on her friends shoulder, making the effort to remind Willow to breathe. As Willow did that Amity took over for her, “With that said, you did help us out in the end. We’ll talk to Principal Bump, and make sure he and the other students don’t attack you.”

“Thanks,” Hunter said slowly, leaving them be to sit at one of the abandoned desks.

As Gus started to head out of the room, his shoe brushed up against a familiar earring. Picking it up, he held it in his hand, looking towards Graye, “It’s a tradition to steal this after besting the former owner, right? Guess I’ll be taking this.”

Graye simply whined, laying in the fetal position with his head in his hands, eyes still seeing things that weren’t there.

Gus left to follow after his friends, leaving Hunter behind. Severine stepped in beside him, and that’s when Hunter realized someone in his group was missing. “Where’s Steve?”

“He left,” Severine said simply. “He said he was… tired of being the bad guy.”

Hunter grunted, looking down at his hands. Beside him, Severine fidgeted, then continued to speak. “I think he’s got the right idea, actually. I was already tired of that pompous asshole pushing me around, but now that Graye is… out of the picture for now, I think I’m going to leave as well.”

Hunter looked up as Severine’s mask was set onto the desk, her feline face staring back at him. She cocked her head, one ear twitching, “Is there any way I can convince you to join us?”

Hunter’s empty stare was her answer, and she lowered her gaze, “worth a shot. I think I’m going to go back to the Tiny Cat Coven, if they’ll take me back. You never really know what you had until it’s gone, huh?”

As she walked away, a free woman, Hunter sat and stared at the destroyed classroom around him, thinking back on one of the best weeks of his life. “Yeah, you never know.”

Meanwhile, out in the hallway, Willow, Gus and Amity were greeted by the sight of Principal Bump, and a handful of CAT members, surrounded by unconscious and tied up bodies of Coven Scouts they had taken down. One of the CATs, who Amity immediately recognized as Harvey, Willow’s dad, rushed over to them, pulling his daughter into a tight hug, “You’re okay, I got you.”

“Papa, I’m fine,” Willow whined, looking embarrassed. “I held my own plenty today.”

Vee stepped forward, and Amity took the girl's hands, “Oh, thank the incredibly numerous eldritch gods, Hooty actually did something right and told you we needed help.”

Vee shook her head as she laughed, “Close enough. He actually said something about you wanting to pet some kitties at your tea party, but I picked up on the context and made sure to alert the calviery that they were needed.”

Bump was next, brushing his hands clean after tying the last of the Coven Scouts up. Further behind him, Boscha nodded Amity’s way, then turned to leave and collect the rest of their group. Bump looked down on his students, thoroughly impressed with all three of them. “You three stood up against the Emperor’s Coven, the best of the best, and managed to come out on top. Very impressive.”

Amity slumped, suddenly realizing what she had missed out on today, “It’s- it’s not too late to take my exams, is it?”

“Oh, far too late,” Bump answered, making Amity slump even further. Seeing her mournful expression, Bump smiled, chuckling to himself, “Don’t worry though. Seeing as you took down a group capable of using all branches of magic, I think you qualify for a passing grade.”

“But I studied the whole week? Surely I can retake the exams and get higher marks?” Amity begged. Gus, Vee, and even Bump giving her strange looks.

“You… want to take the exams?” Bump asked carefully, looking towards the other children as if to make sure he’d heard her right.

Before Amity could answer, her scroll went off. Quickly checking it, she smiled, turning her attention to Gus and Willow, “It’s Luz! She says she’s on her way back!”

She continued to read the message displayed on her scroll, her grin falling as she looked it over. She read it, then re-read it twice, her mouth falling open in disbelief, “King’s a what?!”


Hunter stood outside of Darius’ quarters in the castle, head hung low as he reflected on his failures. All he had to do was knock and report to the man, and let him know he was right to take away the old Golden Guard’s sigil from him.

As he raised his fist, he could swear he heard the other man talking to someone. Hesitating, but ultimately knowing he had to get this over with soon anyway, Hunter brought his fist down. Darius lapsed into silence on the other side, then his voice called out, “Enter.”

When Hunter opened the door, Darius was alone. The man stood in front of his window, which was open, a slight breeze fluttering in and making the curtains drift. He seemed surprised to see Hunter in his doorway, though not at all pleased with it either. “Yes, what is it?”

“I came to report to you about the failed mission you assigned me.” Hunter answered quietly. Darius blinked, having forgotten about what he’d asked a week prior, until Hunter reminded him, “Remember? You wanted me to find new recruits to solve our low coven numbers?”

Darius’s mind clicked the memory into place, “Ah, yes. Now I remember. You.. failed, you say?”

“Yes. I didn’t manage to get a single member to join,” Hunter admitted. “Even with the help of the Illusion Coven Head.”

Darius kept his expression guarded, “Really? Even with Vernworth’s help? How did that happen?”

Hunter paused, then breathed in through his nose, and counted to five, just like he’d seen Amity and Willow do for Gus, then let it out. “I was sent on an infiltration mission. I… made friends with what could be labeled a small rebel group composed of school children. I made friends with them, then tried and failed to convince them to join the coven. A complete misreading on my part on what they actually wanted.”

Hunter hesitated, before continuing the next part of his report, “Then, Head Graye tried to forcibly brand the students. That would have solved our numbers issue, but… I stopped him. And because of me, he’s been rendered mentally unfit for duty for the foreseeable future.”

“I had heard about that,” Darius admitted, “the part about him being unfit. The man can’t string together a sentence, much less perform his duties to the Emperor.”

Hunter winced, unable to look Darius in the eye. The larger man approached, each footfall sounding menacingly on the wooden floor, “So, in summary, you… befriended a group that is actively protesting against the Emperor, and then… disobeyed a direct order from a fellow Coven Head to save said miscreants from their inevitable fate?”

“Yes, that’s exactly right,” Hunter admitted freely, awaiting his punishment.

Instead of a harsh blow and angry words, Hunter felt his hair being ruffled, and Darius let out a hearty laugh, the kind Hunter had only ever heard him do in the presence of Eberwolf. “I’m very impressed with you, boy. Turns out I had you all wrong.”

Hunter felt like his brain was about to break, “What? Huh?”

“I’m surprised that you’d tell me about this, though. As far as anyone else knows, Graye was taken out by some students, with no word of your involvement. I’d keep that to yourself, for now.” Darius said slyly.

The man made a circle, summoning up a scroll, “Here. In case any of those friends you made ever want to chat. A gift, for finally coming into your own, little Prince.”

“I- I am so confused right now,” Hunter said, feeling his day weigh down on him even more.

Darius hummed, taking the time to summon up Hunter’s cape as well, dropping it around his shoulders. The patch was fixed, looking pristine against the fabric. “I told you that your predecessor was a great witch. It wasn’t his magic that made him that way. He was powerful, yes, but he always did what he thought was right. Even if that meant defying orders. That was what made him a great witch. You fought and stopped a Coven Head, yes, but he was going to break a law, and force underage school children to take on a coven brand. Others may disagree, but you did the right thing.”

He gave Hunter another hair ruffle, sending him off. As Hunter was about to close the door, Darius called out to him, “You’ll make your predecessor proud!”

As Hunter left, there was a smile on his face, and the knot that had worked itself into his back was gone. Darius, meanwhile, moved back towards the window, leaning against the sill and looking out past the horizon.

“Are you sure you want to stake so much on the boy?” A voice from the floor below asked, Raine leaning out of their own window to continue their previous conversation.

“I told you before, Whispers,” Darius spoke, voice even, but uncompromising, “I’m only willing to work with you as long as you can guarantee his safety. Get him out of here, and away from that madman.”

Raine gave a hum of confirmation, stepping back, and closing their window. Darius continued to enjoy the breeze, thinking back to Hunter’s smile, and an identical face he’d seen wearing it long ago.


On Monday, Willow glumly stepped into school, knowing that later in the day she’d be forced to forfeit the first, and only game her team would play together. After such a hectic Friday, then the weekend spent with her parents fretting, she’d almost forgotten about it.

As she entered the school, her scroll made a sound, alerting her to a new message. Bringing it out, she found a message sent to her from a penstagram account she didn’t recognize, and was set on ignoring it until she noticed it’s contents.

Check your locker.

Feeling unnerved, Willow did as it told, heading straight for her locker, which she tickled until it opened. Inside was a gift box, which didn’t bode well for the plant witch. Hoping she didn’t have some creepy stalker, she carefully took it out, and opened the top of the box, peeking inside, only to see a note tied to a harmless looking bottle.

Taking both out, she paled when she saw what it was. A bottle of Boneaid. The stuff was absurdly expensive, and hard to make, usually requiring not just the Head of the Healing Coven, but the Potions Coven as well, to personally make a batch. Not to mention, it usually wasn’t worth the effort, since while it could heal bones near instantly, with modern magical medicine, broken bones usually didn’t last for more than two weeks or so anyway.

Glancing at the note, Willow read:

“Dear Captain;

This is for Jerbo, but it seemed better to gift this to you. Don’t ask what I had to do to get it, I can’t reply to this note anyway. Sorry, that was an attempt at a joke.

I messed up. A lot. But the least I can do is make sure you make your game. You can’t be the Captain if you don’t have a team to lead to victory.

I’ll be wishing you luck, and sorry I can’t make the game. I’ve used all my days off for the next five years while attending classes. That is not an attempt at a joke.

Best of luck,
Caleb.”

Willow stared at the note, then at her scroll, at the unknown Penstagram account. Folding the letter, she tucked it into her pocket, alongside the potion, which she’d give to Jerbo over lunch. Meanwhile, her finger floated over the button to send a friend request, before she swallowed and hit send, then stuffed her scroll back into her pocket before she could regret it, carrying on with her day.

Someone should keep an eye on Hunter, anyway.

Notes:

Is this it? The longest chapter I’ve written? If not, it’s close, damn.

I have already said I am not a creative person when it comes to one-off character designs and names. Hunter’s disguised appearance in this chapter is based on his voice actor, the ever talented Zeno Robinson, who is a black man. Specifically, there was a post I saw by an artist named Vampslasher where Hunter was drawn to look more like Zeno that I liked, that I more or less used as the entire basis for his appearance.

Moving on, I really liked this chapter. I wanted to focus on Amity’s friendship with Gus and Willow, because Labyrinth Runners went over the Willow side of things. Amity has always been friends with these two in this story, but I just don’t think I portrayed them as very close, and wanted to acknowledge that by using one of the rare times Luz isn’t in the same scene as these three.

Hunter done goofed up this chapter. I just can’t give the kid a break. Everytime he thinks he can’t dig himself any deeper, I hand him a shovel, a pickaxe, and a mining drill, and forget to include a safety helmet.

Also, Steve character arc! I also wanted to explore how he could have gone from the goofy side character, to the guy who joins the rebels because he doesn’t want to be seen as a monster. For those who don’t know, Dana did confirm that Matt is his brother. There was also a cut storyboard for a penstagram post that had what looked to be Mason(under the name Ulrich, which is a possible last name since he doesn’t have an official one yet), the head of the Construction Coven, with his two kids, who look a lot like Matt and Steve, so I sorta made him their dad here, despite that likely not being canon. I feel that gives both brothers something to live up to, expectations to feel pressured to fulfill. I may retcon that later, if season three officially destroys that theory, which is why it’s not a huge thing here.

I hope you enjoyed the chapter. Please leave a comment down below, or else I won’t know you love me, and my inner drama queen can’t handle that. It’s as needy and demanding as Adrian’s.

Chapter 33: Witches of the Scaribbean 3: At World’s End

Notes:

And now we get to see how the other half adventures! I admit, I considered skipping this chapter entirely for a long while(like, four whole days, which is an eternity in the planning stages for me), because I wasn’t sure if there was enough to change. Then I remembered, Eda could go with King and Luz this time. That’s pretty different.

Then I remembered Luz wanted to recruit the Titan Trappers to their cause to fight Belos, and then I knew Camila had to go along as well. That’s twice the cast going on this little adventure together, which is plenty different enough to warrant a chapter, even if it’s not likely to be as big and flashy as the previous few have been.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

King was awoken like he was every morning, to the sound of utter chaos. Wiping at his eyes, he rose from his small bed, still thinking about the dream he’d awoken from. King of Dads, a brother and sister as well, all meeting the growing family that raised and loved him unconditionally for who he was.

It had been a nice dream. He wished it didn’t have to end.

He hadn’t received a single response to his message to his Dad yet, and was beginning to lose hope that he had any family left alive out in the big old world. Still, it was hard to be overly upset when he had a Mom that loved him, and a big sister, who he could hear thumping around downstairs as he got dressed in his school uniform.

Heading downstairs, King was met by the sight of Luz and a choking Hooty. The witch seemed to be trying her best to perform the Heimlich maneuver on the bird tube, not a simple task with his shape. “What did he eat this time?”

Luz frantically squeezed at Hooty’s body, trying to force something out of his mouth, “Believe it or not, one of his own feathers!”

“Hold on, hold on,” Eda called from the kitchen, bringing with her a bottle of some potion brew that she kept at arms length, “here, this should help him cough it up.”

“How is he supposed to swallow that when he’s choking?” Luz cried, swatting Hooty’s back, still trying to dislodge the feather in his windpipe.

“Swallow it? Do you want to kill him? No, make him smell it!” Eda corrected, handing the potion off to Luz, pinching her nose closed as her daughter uncorked it.

As soon as the bottle was open, Luz gagged fiercely, holding it far away from her face. “Geez, Mom, what is in this?”

Eda shrugged, “Hell if I know, it’s been in the back of the cupboard for almost as long as I’ve lived here. Just make him smell it already, you’re stinking up the house!”

Luz forced the bottle under Hooty’s beak, the house demon inhaling its scent and choking on it, on top of the feather in his throat. As he thrashed and gagged, a large bulge formed in his throat, King taking a step back as he watched it go up higher and higher until it nearly reached Hooty’s face, “Look out, he’s gonna hurl!”

Amity stepped down the stairs, hair brushed, makeup done, school uniform on, just in time to see Hooty upchuck all the garbage he’d eaten in the past few weeks all over the floor. Eda leapt onto the couch while Luz climbed upon the coffee table, but King wasn’t able to escape the onslaught, buried in a pile of junk. The human watched this unfold from the safety of the steps, mouth agape and eyebrow furrowed in disgust, “Some times, I think I’ll never get used to this place. This is one of those times.”

“Hooty, what did I tell you about eating any random garbage off the ground?” Eda scolded as Hooty took in a fresh breath of air, “I give you plenty of perfectly good garbage already!”

King popped out of the rubble, a piece of paper sticking to his head, “That’s not all he’s been eating. Look at this, he’s been eating our mail!”

“Is it at least the junk mail?” Eda asked.

King removed the letter from the top of his head, looking it over. His eyes went wide when he saw his name written on the front of the envelope, and held it aloft, “It’s for meeee!” He sang excitedly.

Eda snorted, climbing off the sofa so she could sit on it instead. “Well, don’t just stand there, open it!”

King did so, tearing the envelope open so he could get to its contents. A small stone fell into his grip, followed by the letter inside, which he opened, eyes widening as he began to read. “Dear King Clawthorne, if you wish to know who you truly are, come to this location and meet our warrior clan.

Along with the letter was a map, leading to a small island far from the coast of the Boiling Isles. Scurrying over to Eda’s side, King waved the map in her face, “This could be them! This could be my family! My clan!”

Eda’s jaw hung open as she took a look at the letter and the map, “Well, that’s… That’s great, King!” She quickly plastered a smile on her face.

“Warrior clan, huh?” Amity commented, avoiding the piles of garbage on the floor so she could peek over Eda’s shoulders, “How does that work? I can’t imagine King’s going to get that much bigger, right?”

Hooty coiled around them, eager to add his own two snails, “Weeellll, the guy who dropped that letter off was pretttttty big.”

“How big are we talking?” Eda asked, raising a brow.

“About as big as my door, with lots of muscles and fur, Hoot!” The demon answered.

“Did you hear that? I’m going to be even taller than you, Mom! And I’ll have muscles!” King squealed.

“You know, this could answer our Belos problem,” Luz pondered, busy trying to clean up Hooty’s mess while the others talked. “Wait, should I still call him Belos? Maybe Philip would work better…”

“What do you mean, Luz?” Amity asked.

“I mean, they’re warriors, aren’t they? Big, strong ones, according to Hooty. How else can we take down a tyrant with his own army? We can just bring our own!” Luz put a hand over her heart, posing heroically, “And I know just the gal for the job, I Luzara, Good Witch extraordinaire, shall recruit these mighty warriors to our cause!”

“Yeah, no.” Eda shot down her daughter's dreams at point blank range.

“What? But why?” Luz whined pathetically. “I thought it was a great idea!”

“It is,” Eda admitted, “We could use all the help we can get. But, you’re fourteen. You should be seeing this as a chance to take a vacation, and goof off with your brother, not to help recruit for the war effort. No, I’m going to call your Mama, and she’ll be the one to decide if these guys get in or not.”

“Fine,” Luz sagged, happy her idea was still being used, but disappointed to not be the one in charge. Perking up, she strolled over to Amity, taking her girlfriend by the hands, “On the bright side, our first vacation together! Isn't that great!?”

Amity dropped one of Luz’s hands, her own tightening on her heavy book bag, wincing as she realized she was going to have to disappoint Luz for a second time in less than a minute, “about that, actually…”


“You said you know a guy with a boat?” Eda asked Camila as she carried the bulk of all of their luggage under her arms. Behind the two adults, King and Luz trailed behind, the demon excitedly talking about what he was going to do first with his new family, while Luz listened, feeling a bit mopey about Amity staying behind.

“‘Know a guy’ is a bit strong. I know of a guy who is willing to be put to work on short notice, and who won’t mention anything to anyone about taking us on as passengers. For the right pay, at least” Camila corrected as they neared the docks. Looking out over the many, many boats that floated on the water, she searched, smiling when she spotted it fairly close, “Aha, there it is.”

Eda took one look at the ship, her face falling into a frown, “Uh, why pay for the trip when we can just… fly, for free!”

“Eda, I would love to fly, except that if this map is right, we’d be flying all day and half the night over the Scareibbean. And I refuse to sit my butt on a wooden pole for that long.” Camila responded, continuing to walk forward down the docks, “Besides, this is a nice ship! It’s not like it’s some rinky tugboat, or something, and-“

Camila paused mid sentence and deflated upon coming to a realization, “You’ve robbed this place before, haven’t you?”

Eda forced a sheepish smile, “I may have possibly done that. Maybe. Before the whole Harpy thing, at least.”

Camila put her face in her hands, breathing in a heavy sigh, “Alright, fine. We can work with this. I’m sure the Captain won’t even recognize you.”

As Camila finished, the ship’s captain walked down the gangplank, shouting out a greeting. “Ye must be Ms. Noceda. The ship be ready to sail at your command, as long as ye got me sna-“

Salty the sea captain paused, looking behind Camila to spot Eda, who smiled nervously as the captain’s one good eye inspected her, “Yar, ye seem familiar to this old sea dog… haven’ we met before?”

“What? No!” Eda insisted, holding out her hands. “Geez, someone gets attacked by a giant bird, and suddenly is taking everyone with feathers for a thief!”

Salty held up his hands, and began to apologize, only to spot King coming up behind Eda and did a double take. “Now, wait a moment, ye seem familiar as well…”

King didn’t break stride, walking right past the man and up the gangplank, “Yeah, I get that a lot. I just have one of those faces, you know?”

Salty opened his mouth to argue, but slammed it shut, breathing a heavy sigh through his nose, “Don’t go looking a gift snorse in the mouth, Salty. Leave it in the past, and make the money in the present.”

Luz perked up as she stepped onto the boat, oohing and aahing as she explored the spacious deck. With an excited grin, she took off her backpack and began to rummage around in it until she found what she was looking for, a sailor bandana. Fastening it to her head, she quickly took out her scroll and snapped a selfie, sending the image to Amity, who after a moment of waiting sent a few anatomically correct heart emojis back her way.

Salty walked past her, rolling his eyes, “kids these days, always on their scrolls.”

Luz hastily vanished the scroll, following after him. “Uh, thanks so much for taking us so far out onto the Boiling Sea, Mister Captain Salty, sir! I gotta say, I’m excited to be traveling with you.”

Salty raised his one good eye at that, but focused his attention on tying down a rope to the ship’s railing, “Really now? Why does a landlubber like you seem so keen on sailing?”

“I mean, what’s not to love about it?” Luz asked, clasping her hands together, “The salt in sea air, the adventure on the high seas, pirates and sailors, whirlwind romance, and the comradery of the crew, who treat each other like family!”

“Speaking of which…” Luz cast her eyes around the deck, looking for anyone else on its crew, “Where is everyone?”

Salty gave a sad shake of his head, “Oh, if only everyone thought like ye did, lass. Me and the crew used to do jobs for the Emperor’s Coven, but lately, the jobs have dried up, and the crew left for greener pastures. Literally. No more seas for them salty sailors.”

Luz frowned at the man, sympathetic towards his plight, “Why did the Emperor’s Coven stop commissioning you guys for work?”

Salty shrugged, heaving a sigh, “Who knows? I’m not the only one that’s lost work, though. Many a ship in the harbor has spent more time with anchor in the bays then on the open waves these days. It’s like the Emperor has lost any interest in pursuing anything beyond his borders…”

Luz filed that away to discuss with her Mama later, hoping this didn’t have anything to do with the Day of Unity. For now though, she clapped a hand on Salty’s back, “Well, until you can get back on your feet and acquire a new crew, you can count on me to help around the place!”

Salty made a face at the suggestion, “Ye offer’s as sweet as ye personality. Which is to say, a little overbearing. I don’t know though, last time I trusted a group of youngins to help about the place…”

Luz sent her best puppy dog eyes his way, and any resolve the Captain had faltered, “Oh, fine. I’ll get ye a mop, and ye can swab the deck.”

Luz snapped into a salute, “Aye aye, Captain!”

Salty wandered away to fetch his mop, but swiveled, looking Luz dead in the eye, “And ye better not cackle when ye get to the poop deck, ya hear?”

Luz tried her best to stifle it, but snorted anyway.


Being stuck in a boat in the middle of a patch of nowhere ocean wasn’t conducive to getting anything productive done, which was normally fine with Eda, if only it wasn’t so utterly boring. She searched through her bags below deck, hoping she might have accidentally packed something, anything for her to do to kill some time, but found nothing.

“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’d even read something right about now,” Eda groaned, “And not just the articles written in Playdemon, either, I’d read an actual book.”

Cursing the short amount of time she had to pack for the trip that morning, she scurried back to the upper deck, careful to not smack her head on any of the wooden beams the boat’s low ceiling had. This whole trip was a pain, but at least it made King happy. She hadn’t seen him so excited in a long time.

While Eda was fine putting on an encouraging smile for King, she wasn’t going to lie to herself. This whole thing sucked. She hadn’t even met King’s tribe and she already was battling with jealous feelings crawling inside her stomach at the thought of her baby boy spending more time with some strangers over the family that raised him… Unless what she was feeling was sea sickness.

She was under no impression that what she was feeling was wrong, but that didn’t stop her from feeling that way. Up on the deck, Eda paused as she saw King, scrubbing the deck alongside Luz. “What are you two doing?”

“What does it look like we’re doing? Sailing the high seas of adventure!” Luz enthusiastically answered, plopping her mop into a nearby bucket before resuming her work, which only seemed to make the deck wet more than it did clean.

“Really? This is what you call sailing? Looks more like house chores to me.” Eda deadpanned, unimpressed with how apparently easy it was to trick her children into doing manual labor.

“Boat chores,” Luz immediately corrected, wringing out her mop over the edge of the boat and into the open waters below.

“She just doesn’t get it, like us real sailors do,” King taunted Eda smugly, as if he had all the answers. He paused, then quickly added a “Yarr!” To the end of his sentence.

“A King, a Prince, a warrior, and now a sailor? I dunno, King, if you ask me it sounds like you’re going down in the world, not up.” Eda teased, giving his skull a good pat and putting on her false smile again.

She bid them farewell when she spotted Camila by the rails of the ship, gazing out past the ocean. If she stayed any longer, the kids might have pulled her into their little sailor fantasy, and Eda wasn’t going to put on a pirate outfit. Now over her feathers, it would clash with the whole harpy aesthetic she was finally getting down.

Joining Camila, Eda leaned against the rail, and realized why the other woman had done so. With the heat of the ocean under them, the steam that wafted upwards was soothing, feeling almost like a trip to the sauna, immediately relaxing the harpy. “Ah, that’s the stuff…”

Camila didn’t respond, leaving Eda feeling ignored. Turning to get a proper look at her ex, Eda could see the other witch was scribbling on a piece of paper that hung loosely between the pages of her notebook, “Oh no, you haven’t been taken in by the call to adventure as well, have you? Did they drag you into being their log keeper?”

Camila startled, snapping her notebook shut before Eda could see what she was writing about, “What? Huh? Oh, sorry, Eda. I was busy writing down something, I didn’t even notice you there. What did you say?”

“Oh, nothing.” Eda nodded her head back to Luz and King, “The guy you’re paying for this trip has put our kids to work. We’re going to dock him some pay for that, right?”

Camila cast her a disapproving look, “Eda, this isn’t even coming out of your money. The CATs are covering this as an official mission expenditure. The money will be well worth it if we can bring back more recruits who are eager to fight.”

“Is that what you were writing?” Eda inquired, gesturing to Camila’s notebook.

The other woman glanced at it, then nodded, “Yes, something like that. It’s good to write everything that’s happening down, who knows, it may end up in the history books someday.”

“Hopefully not as a warning to future generations about what happened to the last witches who opposed Belos,” Eda smirked at her own dark words.

Camila elbowed her in retaliation, “You watch your tongue, Edalyn Clawthorne, or else I’ll make sure that when we’re victorious, your name gets left out of the epic tale.”

Snorting, Eda leaned back against the rail, letting the steam below warm her face. Breathing deeply, she fired back, “Fine, but if I behave, you’d better make sure everyone knows how dashing and heroic I was during it all. And hot, make sure that even hundreds of years from now that everyone knows I was one hot momma.”

“As much as I’ll hate to embellish,” Camila chided, “I suppose I can do so for your sake. And so that you don’t decide to write it yourself, then claim you defeated Belos single-handedly while also being the most beautiful woman in the land.”

“Second most.” Eda responded instantly, grinning until she realized what she said, her mouth shutting with an audible clack.

Camila didn’t seem to process what Eda had said properly, looking at the harpy inquisitively, “What was that?”

“Nothing,” Eda amended, putting her hands forward and taking a step back, cheeks flushed beneath her pale feathers. “I- I just said I’m glad you’ve got your writing, and note taking, is all.”

“Liar,” Camila jabbed, though without malice, “That was way too many words for what you actually said.”

“Hey, it’s the truth!” Eda defended, “I’m glad you’re writing. Titan knows I’m bored. I thought I brought something to read, but damn if I remembered where I put it.”

Camila eyed Eda for a moment, then stepped forward, bridging the gap between them. Eda flushed deeper, gulping as Camila reached for the back of her head, and instinctively leaned in as Camila’s fingers met her hair.

Her breath shook as it left her throat, eyes flashing between Camila’s eyes and her lips, wondering if they were really going to do this, right here, right now, in the middle of a boat, in the middle of the sea.

Then Camila put her whole hand through Eda’s hair, reaching through it until she found what she was looking for, and pulled it out, a hardcover book in her grasp, “Is this what you were looking for?” She asked easily, leaving Eda flustered and embarrassed.

“U-uh, yeah, that-that’ll work.” Eda stuttered out a confirmation, grasping the book with her clawed hand and taking it, pressing it against her chest as if to hide the sound of her hammering heart.

Camila seemed amused, letting out a small chuckle, “You know, I half expected to find a Playdemon magazine in there…”

“Yeah…” Eda said, forcing out an awkward laugh herself. Giving a small shake of her head, she got a hold of herself, swallowing her feelings for the time being. She pulled out a pair of reading glasses made to help combat her new form’s farsightedness from out of her hair to join the book. “I’ll just… go and read this, then.”

“You go do that,” Camila patted Eda on the back as the harpy turned and left, each of her steps stiff and uneven in a way that had nothing to do with not having her sea legs yet.

Behind her, Camila chortled, turning back to view the ocean in peace. Opening her notebook again, a half finished mission report to Raine detailing their current adventure was written, waiting for the final details leading up to the day's events to be filled in. She’d have it prepared to send when she arrived back in port, letting the bard know if she had succeeded in her mission or not.

Still, she was a little distracted. With a fond shake of her head, the words “second most,” escaped her lips, drowned out by the splashing of the sea against the sides of the boat.


The day passed slowly on the ship. By the time it was nightfall, everyone was climbing into the empty hammocks in the crew quarters for some early rest, knowing they’d be up at dawn the next morning.

The sea waves rocked them all gently to sleep, but not before Luz sent Amity the rest of the pictures she had taken as the day had crawled on.

King slept fitfully, a mixture of too excited and too nervous for whoever he was going to meet when they arrived at the island listed on the map tomorrow to sleep well. He ended up waking before all of the others, climbing onto the deck before the sun had properly risen.

“Everything is going to be fine,” He told himself, “It’s going to be great. I’ll get to meet my Dad, and he’ll get to meet my Mom, and we’ll be one, big, happy family of witches and warriors.”

“That be a good way to think about things,” Salty’s voice greeted him, drifting on the sea breeze. The Captain was already at the ship’s wheel despite how early it was, squinting at the map they had given him and correcting their course. “Though, ye may want to temper your enthusiasm. I’ve been to this here island, and there ain’t nothing there to see.”

“But we were told to meet them there,” King brought up, “So they have to be there, right?”

Salty shrugged, “Depends on them, I ‘spose. This letter was supposed to make its way into your hands weeks ago, weren’t it?”

King bowed his head, worried the Captain may be right. Before his doubts could sink any further though, Eda climbed up to the upper deck, feathers rustled and looking like heck warmed over, letting out a yawn. “Don’t listen to that crusty old Captain, King. Even if they’re not there, I’m sure they’d leave you something to find them. They wouldn’t go through the effort to send you a letter and then just ditch you.”

King nodded, feeling better to have his Mom on his side. “Yeah, you’re right. They’ll be there, or have left me another message. And we’ll follow them to the ends of the world, right Mom?”

Eda smiled sadly, but nodded, “Yeah. We’ll chase ‘em no matter where they go. Now, how about I get us some breakfast?”

Luz and Camila arrived on deck just in time to see Eda take to the air, flying out into the distance and dive bombing towards the hot ocean waters. Swooping down, Eda’s taloned claws pierced the waves, spearing and catching a few fish that were swimming just below the surface. With a flap of her mighty wings, Eda rose back into the air, pivoting and soaring back to the ship, all in record time, letting the fish in her claws hit the deck and flop around before she landed.

“Ah, good, you’re all awake,” Eda smirked, then opened her maw and bit the head of one of the fish in her hands, even as its body squirmed in her grip. Swallowing, she offered the others a bite, “Anyone else want breakfast?”

The other’s faces were contorted into looks of disgust, which only fueled Eda’s amusement, “Oh, come on, with how hot the water gets out here, these are practically more cooked than what I can make at home.”

With still no more takers, Eda shrugged, polishing her morsel off, “Alright, fine. Remind me to never take you out for Sushi in the human realm, then.”

“I’ll just… take these down to the mess and cook us up some grub,” Salty volunteered, grabbing a few of the fish by their still flopping tails.

The captain did manage to cook them up a decent meal, frying the fish on the fire long enough for its heat resistant flesh to cook thoroughly. Together, they ate, and talked, and killed time, until around midday, when Luz, now high above in the crow’s nest and still playing sailor, called out, “Land ho!”

The makeshift crew all looked out onto the horizon, looking past the steam of the ocean to get a view of the island. It wasn’t hard to miss, a giant segmented spike spearing out of it, piercing the sky. Camila paled as she looked up at it, mouth agape, “is that a finger?”

“Aye. A finger bone of a Titan, though not our Titan.” Salty corrected. “Most witches and demons haven’t traveled far from the Boiling Isles, so it’s always a startling sight to see something so familiar, yet so new and strange. There be parts of the world absolutely littered with their bodies.”

The woman gulped, turning to Eda who was already bringing their things up to the rowboat dangling off the side of the ship. The harpy tossed everything in with ease, then climbed in herself, “Well, what’s everyone waiting for? Let’s go.”

Seeing that Eda had no fear, Camila did her best to keep herself calm and climbed in after, assisting King in as well, followed by Luz. Salty began to lower the boat, waving down at them all, “I’ll wait here for ye for three days tops. I hope ye come back with a good story, if you come back at all! Yarharhar!”

“Aw, look at him, being so supportive,” Luz chuckled warmly, earning an eye roll and head shake from Eda.

The boat ride to the island was mostly silent, only broken up by King’s nervous jitters and the sounds of the paddles as Eda rowed. The midday steam was too thick to see through this close to the water, beads of sweat beginning to roll down Luz and Camila’s skin as they waited, until they finally met land.

“Careful getting out, kids, the water by the shore is very hot, and we’re very far away from a reliable healer,” Camila warned them as they ushered from the boat.

King looked around for any sign of his tribe, but from their spot on the beach he couldn’t see anything. The island was small, with no signs of meaningful life anywhere to be found. As they all explored, searching every nook and cranny, it started to seem that if King’s tribe had been there, they were long gone.

“I don’t even see anything they could have left to explain where they could be now!” King gave a frustrated sigh, kicking a small stone off the side of the finger bone.

Camila leaned down to be at eye level with him “King, Carino, we’ve only been here less than an hour. We have three days to find something, I’m sure they must have left some kind of… instructions, or directions.”

Eda didn’t seem so sure of that, if her expression was anything to go by, which just made King slump despite Camila’s best efforts to cheer him up. Meanwhile, Luz continued to wander, looking for some sign that anyone had been here.

Running her hands across the exposed bone of the unfamiliar Titan, Luz hummed, looking around as she strolled. Her fingers grazed upon an opening, making her stop and take a look, curiously smiling at what she found, “ooh, little holey-dealy here. Wonder what that’s about?”

Hearing her daughter, and seeing her desecrate a Titan of all things by repeatedly poking her finger in and out of the hole she’d found, Eda approached, slapping Luz’s hand out of the way. “If this was your giant, dead bones, would you want some little snot-nosed brat sticking their fingers in places?” The harpy scolded.

Luz opened her mouth to apologize, but Eda was already talking again, “Wait a second… No, it couldn’t be…”

“What is it? Did you find something?” King asked hopefully, waddling over to the two as fast as his little legs could carry him.

“Yes, what is it, Eda?” Camila asked, scooping the smaller demon up so he had a better view of the hole.

Eda poked at the hole herself, running her claw over it and the symbols that surrounded it. “I think this might be some kind of magical transport. I’ve heard about these, but never seen one in person…”

“Really? You know that just by looking at a graffitied hole?” Luz asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Most Powerful Witch on the Boiling Isles, kiddo,” Eda reminded her daughter sternly, “Believe it or not, I did have to study to become that knowledgeable in the first place. I read up on lots of forbidden, rare, or straight up forgotten magic.”

“Which you don’t have anymore,” King sighed, “So I guess we’re still stuck.”

“No, see, that’s the thing. I don’t think it needs an outside source of magic to activate. Think about it. This Titan, whoever they used to be, has a body somewhere, and I don’t know about you, but all I’ve seen since we got here is this finger. No, by inserting a key of some kind into this ‘lock,’ it should transport us to the rest of the Titan.” Eda explained, holding her hand out to her son. “And I think what you got in the mail was one of those keys.”

King reached into his own bag, yanking out the small stone that had been given to him by his tribe, “So, the reason there wasn’t any directions, or anyone else here…”

“Is because this is just the last stopping point, not the destination itself,” Camila finished, feeling a little awed.

“Exactly!” Eda said, swiping the stone from King’s paw and lowering it to the hole, “Now, all we have to do is activate this and-“

They promptly rose, screaming into the air, then vanished in a flash of light.


Only to appear in midair, half a dozen feet above the ground, somewhere completely different. Unlike on the island, where it had been early in the day, here the sun had already set, not even a glimmer of its light on the horizon.

Eda was the least fortunate, hitting the ground first, only for the others to pile down on top of her. Luz next, who rolled away after colliding, King third, bouncing off of Eda’s body with a “Weh!” And then following after Luz, landing on the young witch’s head, and finally Camila, who landed right on top of Eda, pinning the woman to the ground.

“Ow, think you could-“ Eda groaned, lifting her head up, only to find herself face to face with Camila, mere inches away from each other. Twin blushes formed on their cheeks as Eda subconsciously finished her previous sentence, “-Get off of me?”

The harpy wanted nothing more than to slap herself as Camila hastily complied. Wincing as she herself stood, she bent over to pick up the fallen stone that activated the transport, taking a look around for herself.

Luz and King were staring out onto the horizon, awe on their faces, “Those aren’t like any Titan’s I’ve ever seen,” Luz breathed.

Eda sucked in her own breath as she looked out upon a graveyard's worth of fallen Titans, their bones splayed for all to see. Despite their various body shapes, especially their heads, horns and snouts, they all had one thing in common; their immense size.

“These guys definitely didn’t die of natural causes,” Eda said, making herself and the others wonder what had the strength to fell even one of these behemoths.

“They were hunted to all but extinction,” a deep, gravelly voice growled from behind them. Turning, Eda bared her claws, while Camila prepared a spell circle. Luz momentarily forgot she was a witch and held out her hands like she was prepared to karate chop the newcomer, while King hid behind her legs.

The demon stood tall, even larger than Eda, with a familiar skull-like head and horns. The black fur that hardly hid the raw muscle, as well as the clawed hands sold the image, this was what someone of King’s clan must look like as a full adult.

The Demon stared down at them with threatening yellow eyes, “You dare to trespass on this sacred-“

Anything he could have said was cut off by an almost comical gasp once he laid eyes on King. Eda rolled her eyes at the sound, lowering her claws, “Yup, these guys are related to King, alright.”

“By the Huntsman, ‘tis King!” The demon greeted him, bowing his head, “My name is Tarak. Hail and well-met.”

King waved back nervously from behind Luz’s leg, “y-yeah! ‘Tis King!”

Luz bent down, pushing King forward, “come on, buddy, introduce us.”

King nodded, craning his neck up so he could make eye contact with the much taller Tarak who stood before them, “This is Luz, my big sister!”

Tarak nodded in greeting as Luz bowed, “Your Warrior-ship!”

King then gestured with both of his arms to Eda, “And this is my Mom, Eda! And beside her is… uh, she’s sorta like another Mom, Camila. It’s- it’s alright if I introduce you like that, right?”

Camila felt her heart melt, “King, that’s perfectly fine if you feel that way about me, hijo.”

“Good! Good!” King mumbled, kicking one of his feet, “I wanted to make sure, since you’ve always been there for me, and while we’re not as close as me and Mom are…” He seemed to realize he was getting off track, turning back to Tarak.

“Are you the one who sent that letter to me? Are you my- my-“

“Father?” Tarak asked, but gave a shake of his head, “Alas, no. Nor is he here. I apologize.”

King gave a dejected sigh, bowing his head. Tarak approached slowly, squatting down to be closer to King’s level and placed a paw upon the smaller demon’s shoulder. “But I did send you that letter, my friend. And by the sight of you, I know he was one of us, wherever he may be. He passed down that handsome skull of yours, didn’t he?”

King let out a giggle as Tarak playfully rapped his claw against King’s head before standing up. Tarak held out his arms, welcoming the others, “but now is not the time to linger on that, it is a time for celebration! Come, follow me, everyone will be so happy to meet you!”

As Tarak led them forward, Camila sped up to keep time with him, standing beside him, “By other’s, I assume you mean the rest of your tribe?”

They came upon a hill just as Tarak nodded, “Yes. We are the Titan Trapper Tribe, and my clan lives here, on Titan Trapper Island.” From the top of the hill, the others could see that this island was made from the dislocated hand of a Titan, missing one of its fingers, which likely resided on the other side of the world, where Salty waited for their return.

“The name is, uh, a little redundant, but we are a proud people, the Titan Trappers, so we too are proud of the name of our island!” Tarak chuckled, leading them down the hill and into the town proper.

King oohed and awed at all the demons who looked just like him going through their lives in town, feeling a sense of euphoria overwhelm him as he finally was among his people. “This is amazing, I’ve never met so many people who look just like me!”

“You’ve arrived late into the night. I’m sure you’ll see many more in the morning. The flash of light alerted us to your presence, with many of the Trappers on guard,” Tarak spoke, amused by King’s behavior.

Eda, however, wasn’t exactly happy to hear the name of the tribe, “Titan Trappers, huh? So, I guess you guys are responsible for the graveyard out on the open waters, then?”

“Yes,” Tarak confirmed. “We are under an eternal oath to protect the world from giant monsters of death and destruction.”

The large demon seemed a bit embarrassed as he admitted the next part, “Though, none of us can take credit for what you saw out on the ocean waves. None of my brothers or sisters have slain a Titan in my lifetime, save for one. Our Elder, who was led by The Grand Huntsman.”

“And this Grand Huntsman is your leader, correct?” Camila asked, feeling no more comforted to know these people hunted her Gods like animals, even if only one still alive had seemed to succeed.

“I always thought the Titan’s were extinct,” Luz added, doing her best to keep an eye on her brother as he looked around the village, while also sticking close enough to be a part of the conversation.

“Yes, the Grand Huntsman is our leader, and our God. And he says they are nearly extinct, for only one more remains. So, until it rears its head and a new hunt can begin, we keep our spears and our skills sharp, each and every one of us.” Tarak answered them both, leading them inside a building at the center of town.

Inside of the building, built into the very supports, was another Skeleton of a much smaller Titan, either the runt of the litter by a literal mile, or a juvenile. The idea that something that size could be hunted by little more than swords and spears made the trio gulp at the strength of these Trappers, while Tarak led them proudly to the center of the hall.

“And of course, now that King is here, he too can become a Titan Trapper!” Tarak announced to the room, earning cheers from the surrounding demons, who began to crowd around, wanting to meet their newest tribesman.

Eda and Camila exchanged glances. This wasn’t for them to object to, only King could decide if this was what he wanted, and by the looks of it, the news made him very happy. Forcing herself to smile again, Eda gestured to Tarak with her head, so that Camila could get on with their business, and hopefully put whatever conversation was going to happen off for a while.

Camila got the message, “ah, yes. Well, Tarak, our family may not know about living Titans, but if you’re looking for a worthy enemy to fight and save the world from, I believe I may be able to point you in the right direction.”

King seemed to remember the other reason why they were here as well, looking up hopefully at the bigger demon, “She’s right! It’s a bit hard to explain right now, but is there any way that you- we- our tribe, can help the people of the Boiling Isles?”

Tarak seemed to consider the question seriously, but one of his fellow tribesman was feeling rambunctious, shouting out for him, “Any enemy of yours is an enemy of ours!” Which earned cheers from the rest of the group.

While King was swept up in his people’s enthusiasm, Tarak took the time to answer Camila himself, “I would like to say that we will always be there to fight for you, but I cannot make that vow for my people. If you ever need a fighter though, I shall be by your side.”

“Thank you,” Camila bowed her head, genuinely thankful despite her misgivings about the Titan Trappers occupations, “Is there any way I can appeal to the rest of the tribe?”

Tarak nodded, pointing to the spiral staircase at the center of the room, that the Titan’s skeleton was wrapped around. “For that, you must beseech our Elder, the Wisest of them all… Bill.”

Camila, Eda and Luz all paused and glanced to each other, waiting for Tarak to reveal that it was a joke he was pulling. When he didn’t say anything, Luz asked, “Is- is that short for something?”

“Nope,” Tarak shrugged good naturedly. “Just Bill. He is the only living Huntsman to slay a Titan, though that was many millennia ago-“

Eda held up her hands, “okay, now I know you’re playing with us. This guy is thousands of years old? And we’re supposed to buy that?”

Tarak crossed his arms, looking offended, “He was blessed by our God, The Grand Huntsman, to live until the final hunt was finished. He was there when the first Titan fell, and will be here to send us off on the final hunt, even if it takes us another thousand years!”

“Whoa, that’s pretty cool,” Luz breathed out, wondering just how powerful this individual was.

“I know!” Tarak began to gush, “He’s my best friend. But, er, it’s no big deal, or anything.”

“Mom! Mom!” King came running over, a weapon larger than he was in his hands, “Look at what my new tribesmen gave me!”

Eda chuckled as King nearly toppled over from the weapon's weight, and held out a claw to steady him. “Whoa there, buddy, you’re gonna poke an eye out if you’re not careful with that thing.”

King bounced on his heels, radiating with excitement. “Don’t worry, all of the lethal parts are made of paper mache! And bone!”

Eda listened as he rambled on, clearly happy to have found this place and these people, and the flames of jealousy were stoking in her feathered bosom. She pushed it back as deep down as she could, finally silencing King by running a hand over his skull.

“You’re really set on all of this, aren't you?” Eda asked.

King gave a small nod, “That’s- that’s okay, right?”

“Of course,” Eda answered, “You’ve waited your whole life to find out who you are, and now you know. I’m proud of you, King. I can tell, you’re going to be the best darn Titan Trapper. Why don’t you go on ahead, and learn what they have to teach you. I’ll catch up with you later, okay?”

“Really?” King beamed up at her, then wrapped his arms around her leg in a hug, “This is a dream come true!”

Just as quickly as he came, King left, running off with the weapon in his hands. “Be careful, King!”

“I will!” He shouted back, stopping to turn and wave, “I love you guys!”

“I love you too!” Eda called back, feeling a flood of emotions hit her.

Tarak stepped beside her, close enough to talk, but far enough to give her space. “As his Mother, I want to assure you, he’ll be safe with us. I give you my word that he will be looked after like our own children while you’re here on the island. Each of us consider one another family as close as blood. Brothers and Sisters, Aunts and Uncles, Mothers and Fathers.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Eda sniffled and sighed, walking back over to join Luz and Camila by the stairs. “Why don’t you guys go on ahead and talk to the boss, huh? I need to get some air.”

Camila nodded, hesitating for a moment before reaching out and putting a comforting hand on Eda’s shoulder, “You’ve matured a lot since we first met, Eda. This is a good thing you’re doing.”

As she watched Luz, Camila and Tarak ascend the stairs, Eda cracked her neck and walked out the door. Maybe it was just her insecurities, but something about this all stunk like a con, and she was going to investigate every angle this place had before she decided if these people were good enough for her baby boy.

She just hoped she was wrong, otherwise King would be devastated. Oh, yeah, and they’d be out an army for the Day of Unity. That would be bad, too.


Tarak led Luz and Camila up the stairs that led up to the Elder’s room, and bid them farewell and good luck. Not before also asking them to tell Bill he said hello, of course, which had Camila shaking her head at how desperate for approval the large demon was.

The walls of the room were lined with weapons, many clearly older than the building they were housed inside. “Ooh, look at all this stuff, Mama. One of these is bound to help us deal the finishing blow to Belos!”

The girl reached out to take a sword off the wall, only for the blade to disintegrate under her touch. Camila looked aghast and about ready to scold Luz, and only held her tongue to keep from upsetting their host. Luz got the message loud and clear through the look of motherly disapproval worn on her Mama’s face though, and kept her hands to herself, trotting alongside Camila as they made their way deeper into the room.

“Tarak? Is that you? Didn’t I tell you to stop rummaging through my stuff?!” An elderly voice cried out from a seat by the window. A demon, only a little taller than King, lowered a book he was reading, glaring at the two with old eyes.

“I’ll do the talking,” Camila muttered to Luz, taking a step forward. “Hello. My name is Camila Noceda, of the Covens Ag-“

“What? You need to speak up!” The elder half-shouted, grabbing a nearby horn and holding it close to his head “You two barge in like an angry Titan, only to whisper like the wind?

Camila suppressed a groan, already feeling a headache coming on, even while Luz bounced on her heels, excited to see how her mother handled things. Stepping a bit closer, Camila spoke into the open end of the horn, disregarding her inside voice entirely, “I said, my name is Camila Noceda! I’m here to speak with you about gaining assistance for the Covens Against the-“

“Oh for the love of-“ Bill’s expression became as annoyed as Camila’s was as he pushed his horn back and leaned against the arm of his chair, “Tarak sent you here, didn’t he?”

Camila pinched the bridge of her nose, “Yes, he did. He said you were the Elder, the wisest in these lands, and their leader, so my business should be taken up with you.”

“He also says hi to his bestie!” Luz chimed in, giving Bill a wave, and earning a scornful look back in exchange, and an exasperated look from her mother.

The old demon rolled his eyes, “Of course he does… Alright, what do you want?”

Glad things were finally getting on topic, Camila tried again, “I work for a rebel cell known as the Covens Against The Throne. We’re from the Boiling Isles, on the other side of the world. We-“

“The Carcass Kingdom? Meh, how much trouble could you be in?” Bill interrupted, examining his nails and mostly ignoring his guests.

Eye twitching, Camila continued, “We’re in the middle of a plot to overthrow Belos, the Emperor.”

“Ugh, that youngster upstart?” Bill cut in again, with Camila having to take a deep breath in through her nose to try and calm her patience. “You really can’t handle him on your own? I’ve got battle scars older than his reign as Emperor. Wanna see them?”

Camila and Luz assured him as quickly as possible that no, they did not want to see his scars. “Look, I understand that you’re busy, you’re running your own tribe here, on the other side of the planet, but my people can use all the help we can get.” Camila bowed her head, not too proud to beg if she had to.

Bill seemed to take in her words, “My tribe is always eager for the next hunter, witch. I assume Tarak has already pledged himself, and where he goes, the rest go as well. You Titan worshipers will have your aid, you just need to call upon it.”

Breathing out a sigh of relief, Camila stood back up to her full height, “Thank you, we will never forget your kindness and generosity-“

“What is that horned wackadoodles plan, anyway?” Bill asked, leaning back in his chair and scratching at his belly. “I mean, it couldn’t possibly be that impressive.”

Camila bit the inside of her cheek trying to not smack the man who kept interrupting her. “We don’t know the full extent of his plans. He is preparing something called the ‘Day of Unity,’ and from what information we’ve gathered, once he achieves it, it won’t be pretty for the witches and demons under him.”

“You don’t even know what his aims are? How do you know he doesn’t plan to personally hand out kittens and candy?” Bill questioned, eyes askew.

Camila glanced over to Luz, who was mostly in the dark about what Camila knew, and for good reason, “It’s- … it’s getting late, Sir. I’ll be willing to come by in the morning to explain everything that I do know, if that’s acceptable?”

Bill thought it over for a moment, then shrugged, “Fine by me. These meetings will keep Tarak off my back, and you get to bask in my glory, that seems like a win-win to me. Don’t stop by too early though, I enjoy my beauty rest.”

Bill waved the two witches off, Camila doing her best to not roll her eyes at the man. For all the centuries he must have lived, if he’d been around since the Titans were all still alive like Tarak had said, he certainly hadn’t gained any maturity in all that time.

Sighing, Camila took the first step down the stairs, beckoning Luz to follow, “Come on Luz, let’s see if we can find an inn, or something.”


Despite his day only just beginning, due to the time shift from jumping to the other side of the world, King’s day didn’t last very long. He’d had enough time to join the festivities for his arrival, including a piñata and party games, and a short dip in the hot springs, but he’d barely even touched on what it meant to be a Titan Trapper.

As he walked back with Tarak to find his family, towel wrapped around his waist, he looked towards the older demon. He admired how tall and strong Tarak was, even if the serious and gruff demeanor hid a bit of a goofy side. “Hey, Tarak?”

“Yes, what is it, King?” The older demon looked down inquisitively.

“You said my Dad must have been a part of this tribe, right? So, does that mean you can tell me what this means?” King asked, removing his collar and handing it to the man, who took it in his claw and looked at the medallion King had carved.

Tarak eyed the symbol etched in it, giving it a proper look over, knowing this must be important to the younger Trapper. Unfortunately, he couldn’t make heads or tails of it, handing it back to King, who put it back around his neck, “I’m not sure what it says, or what it means. I’m sorry. But, perhaps we can figure it out together? A Trapper is never alone, and I would be honored to assist you in all things, my child.”

King felt tears beading in his eyes, and wiped at them, “Hey, I- I heard you talk to my Mom earlier, about all the Trappers being a family. Does that mean I can call you Uncle Tarak?”

Tarak bent down on one knee, and gently used a claw to wipe away one of King’s stray tears, “If that is what you wish, then I would be honored by that, as well.”

King nodded, then hugged the man tightly, squeezing him, “Thanks, Uncle Tarak. I know, tomorrow is supposed to be serious, my first real day as a Titan Trapper, but do you think we can get up early, and play a game of catch together?”

“Of course, my Nephew,” Tarak chuckled, patting King on the top of his skull, then rising back to his feet. “However, I think it’s time we parted for the night. I can see your adoptive family over there, and it might be best to go with them for the rest of the night.”

King agreed, giving another nod of his head, sprinting for his family, then turning back and giving Tarak’s leg one last hug, then racing back to tell Luz all about what he did while she was in the meeting with Camila and Bill.

Beneath his skull mask, Tarak smiled, glad to help bring joy to another member of his family.


Eda hadn't found anything. Yet. She hadn’t found anything yet. While it was dark out, people were still awake, many celebrating what seemed to be the first new tribe member in a while, if what she’d overheard was anything to go by. The stable, sane part of her was happy to hear those words, warmth spreading to know King had so many people ready and willing to look out for him, celebrating at the drop of a hat that he was even there to begin with.

The nastier, jaded side of her told her that just meant there had to be some kind of catch she wasn’t seeing yet.

So she waited in the room at the inn with the others until the darkest part of night, unable to sleep due to a mixture of the time change, her owl instincts, and paranoia. Once the sounds of partying had ended, stopping long enough for Eda to be sure anyone who would see her was sound asleep, she rose.

The harpy winced with every step she took as her talons clacked against the wooden floor. If there was one thing she missed about her old body, it was how stealthy she could be when she wanted, even if her heels made the same noise, at least she could take them off or cast a spell to muffle the ruckus.

At least the others seemed genuinely tired, despite the fact it was likely in the early afternoon back in Bonesborough. They slept right through her escape attempt, and Eda was free to look around town all she wanted.

“Not a guard in sight…” Eda whispered to herself as she traveled around the small town. “Proud warrior tribe, cocky warrior tribe. Must not get many master class thieves this far out in the middle of nowhere.”

She skirted through all the major buildings. The armory had nothing to prove, filled with weapons and not much else. Town Halls files might have had something hidden in them, but Eda grew bored of flipping through endless pages attempting to decipher the meaning hidden between all the “hither and thous” that flowered both the Titan Trapper’s speech and writing.

Eda was about ready to call it quits as she reached the town’s outskirts. There wasn’t a whole lot left to see on the tiny island, after all. She sighed, feeling relief and sadness flow through her as she realized that maybe she really was just being an over worried old bitty. This was a waste of time, and an insult to King’s tribe, who all seemed like nice people.

As she turned to trudge back to the inn and hopefully get a few hours of sleep, her sharp ears perked as she heard a snore on the wind. Her feathers twitched, and for a moment she almost dismissed it, but the fire inside of her had already reignited and she needed to be sure. Craning her head, ears standing straight up, she followed the sound until she came to the base of another hill, just outside of town. Climbing up it, she peeked over, seeing two guard’s stationed on a small square platform, with spikes sticking up from the corners. On the platform was a pedestal, covered in an old, weather worn sheet.

“The only guards in town, and they’re out here for some reason.” Eda pondered, eyes locked on the covered pedestal. “Which means what’s there is considered more valuable than the people…”

Her sharp eyes twitched over to the guards, both standing up, slumped against their polearms and fast asleep. “Something tells me that while it’s worth guarding, these guys have never been worried about it being stolen… Maybe I can solve their little issue.”

Grinning ear to ear, Eda silently swooped into the air, gliding down the hill and quietly landing on the soft dirt next to the platform. The Guards didn’t so much as twitch, and Eda carefully lifted a leg and placed it on the steps leading up to the sheet, wings spread out to help keep her weight dispersed and keep the clacking of her talons to a minimum as she walked on the stone.

Eda held her breath, trying not to chuckle at how this was literal child’s play. Even Luz or King, as clumsy as they could be, could steal this right out from under their noses. Not that Eda planned on swiping it unless it was something really bad, she didn’t need a target on her back for no reason.

Carefully lifting the curtain, Eda peered underneath, and felt her breath hitch in her throat. Then she pouted, as all she could see under it was a broken mirror, shattered in two. “Tsk, guess I was worried for nothing.”

Lifting the curtain, she paused as the moonlight reflected off the mirror, revealing it had a pattern engraved onto it. The silhouette of a crescent moon, much like the one being reflected onto the mirror itself. Eda nearly dropped the sheet as she realized that description was familiar to her. Amity had spoken of something like this, a quick glimpse of it on her adventure into the past with Lilith and Vee. An artifact Philip had taken, supposedly tied to the Collector, whoever that was.

Eda swallowed, carefully summoning her scroll and snapping a picture. Her eyes widened as the flash went off, as well as a loud ‘click’ as it was taken, and the sound of the guard’s stirring behind her.

One of the guards blinked awake, realizing he’d fallen asleep on duty, then took his spear and smacked his companion with the pole, startling him awake, “I think I heard something?”

The second guard snorted, and together they turned to the pedestal, walking up the steps to get a good look at it. The sheet that covered it lay on the ground, crumpled against the stone, and he sighed, “The wind just blew the cover off the Grand Huntsman’s Tablet. Nothing to worry about.”

Up on the top of the hill, Eda let out a sigh, breaking the invisibility glyph’s power as she did so. She’d taken to the air as soon as she realized what was about to happen, dropping the sheet in the process. Biting her lip, she glanced at her scroll, the image on it clear as day. She could be overthinking this. She’d only got a vague description of the mirror almost two weeks ago. This could be entirely unrelated, the Collector’s Mirror didn’t necessarily have any connection to the broken Grand Huntsman’s Tablet, and yet…

Eda sent the photo to Amity to be sure, knowing the girl would be awake, and probably at school at this time of day on the isles. She silently cursed as the scroll’s magic was having trouble making it the vast distance. She’d likely have to wait a few hours until she could get any kind of confirmation back from Amity.

Until then, all she could do was worry, and keep her trap shut about what she’d seen, so she didn’t ruin King’s chances of making it in with his new family.


King woke early in the morning, hardly able to contain his excitement as he rushed out of the inn and into the town square, eyes peeled for Tarak. It seemed he wasn’t the only early riser, as the rest of the town was already up and moving, many of the warriors practicing their fighting arts with various weapons, while others attended to chores.

“It’s good to see you’re used to rising with the sun, little one,” Tarak’s voice greeted him, the demon lumbering over with his hands behind his back. “That will be useful when it comes time for your training.”

“Hah, well, I’m- I’m not actually much of an early riser,” King admitted, feeling a little bashful, “I was just so excited to be able to play catch today with you, Uncle Tarak.”

Tarak looked down at him, expression serious, and King wondered if he’d disappointed his elder in some way, before the man gave a hearty laugh, “You’re still so full of youthful vigor. I’m sure we can shape you into a fine warrior yet, King. Now, I do believe we have some business to attend to.” Tarak pulled his hands from behind his back, revealing two catcher's mitts and a ball.

King took one of the mitts, fastening it around his hand, then stretched his other hand skyward for Tarak to hold, the warrior chuckling again as he took it, and the two walked out to the town outskirts, a place Tarak claimed was the best for playing a game of catch together.

It was… it was everything King had ever wanted. To just toss a ball with a father figure, without a worry in the world. Sure, Belos and the Isles were in trouble, but here, now? He could be happy and just be a kid. The world was his disgusting oyster.

“Go long, go long!” King yelled, rearing his hand back and throwing the ball as hard and fast as he could. Tarak didn’t need to move, merely lifting his hand a little higher and catching the ball out of the air, causing the two to laugh together some more.

Of course, the game couldn’t go on forever. King still had to see the others, learn the ways of his people, while Tarak had his own duties, but today? This game of catch was something King didn’t think he’d ever forget. As they walked back hand in hand, King paused, speaking up to the much taller demon, “Hey, Uncle Tarak? Thanks for today. It means a lot to me.”

“There is no need for thanks, Nephew. We are family now, and I will always have time for a game.” Tarak assured him.

“I know that now. You’re really great. It’s just… I spent my whole life living a lie, and had my world turned upside down. I felt so… confused, and alone. I was having doubts I’d ever meet my Dad, and… maybe I won’t ever get that chance, but I’m glad I met you. I’m glad to have got the chance to meet you, and have you in my life. So… thanks for being there, and playing with me today.” King finished, wiping his tears with his glove, glad to have gotten that off his chest.

Tarak looked down at the boy, his heart overcome with emotion. “I’m glad to have been able to meet you as well, King.” He spoke sincerely. “I’m sure we’ll have plenty more days ahead of us to have fun together. Until then, let’s get you started on your training.”


In the early afternoon, after lunch, Camila and Luz were finally permitted to meet again with Bill. As they marched up the many, many steps to enter his chambers, Camila grumbled under her breath, “necesita su sueño de belleza, mi trasero.

Luz could understand her Mama’s frustrations with the man, even if she found him more amusing than anything. Running a rebel cell was serious business, and Bill didn’t seem to take them, the isles, or the danger they were all in at all serious. “I’m sure he’s just old and cranky, Mama. He is a few thousand years old, after all.”

The two entered Bill’s chambers, finding the small demon still sitting in his chair, reading his books again. He looked up and over the cover at them, seemingly confused, “Eh, who are you again?”

Camila clenched her hands into fists, “I’m Camila-“

“I know, I know, I’m just messing with you. You’re here about that Belos fellow. Something about his plans being evil, or whatever,” Bill said dismissively. “Now, you mentioned his plan, and explaining it to me, why don’t you start there, little lady?”

Camila opened her mouth, then closed it, realizing Luz was by her side, listening intently. “Luz, why don’t you go and stretch your legs while I discuss business with the Elder, alright?” She said sweetly, but Luz could parse out the hidden message in her words: ‘This is adult stuff I don’t want you caught up in, please go.’

Pouting, Luz gave a nod, “Alright, fine, I’ll go.” She spotted a curtained off room, and put on a mischievous grin, “I’ll go exploring, see if I can find any useful weapons to stop Belos when we get back.”

Camila wanted to scold Luz, and tell her not to touch anything, but she quickly took off, and Camila was in no situation to chase after her. Sighing, she instead focused on the demon in front of her, ready to explain everything she knew, and what they could possibly do to stop Belos and the Day of Unity.

Luz chortled to herself as she made to explore the side room, hearing her mother begin to explain how Belos was actually ‘a dangerous being from another realm.’ The young witch first took a peek behind the curtain, then threw herself into it, hoping to find something good on the other side. What she found surprised her, as situated in the center of the room appeared to be a shrine, with a statue of sun on an altar, with a face on it. Half its face however was darkened out, giving it the appearance of a crescent moon.

Surrounding it all were images similar to the carvings they had found on King’s island. Pictures showing demons like King fighting off giant monsters, the Titans, Luz now knew. But that in itself wasn’t the surprising part. Nor the most disturbing.

No, that was the bones. The room was littered with them. Hundreds of bones of various sizes, though the ones featured the most prominently were the skulls that lay in the center, empty eyes staring up at her. Skulls that looked so much like King’s. Luz felt a bit of bile build in her throat, the excitement of the day gone as she looked on in horror, wondering why exactly Bill had so many dead bodies in his side room. Did the other Trappers know about this? Was he luring people up to his room, feigning weakness as a little old helpless demon, then slaying his own kin to steal their bones?

Luz backed out of the room, curtain flowing and entangling her. Freaking out, she thrashed the fabric off of her, too panicked and entranced by what she’d seen to hear a word her mother and Bill were talking about, until she’d backed up so far as to bump into the woman.

“Luz, I thought I told you to give us some privac- Luz? Mija?” Camila started, only for her tone to become worried as she saw how pale Luz was. Her daughter simply pointed behind the curtain, tugging at her Mama’s sleeve.

Bill didn’t seem to notice the interruption, too busy going on about the last Titan’s egg and a poster he’d made to notice Camila leave the room, stepping behind the curtain herself to see what had terrified Luz so much. Taking a look inside, she felt equally sick, eyes traveling to each of the empty eyed skulls that decorated the place.

Mija, I think we need to go,” she murmured, hoping Bill wouldn’t notice they’d found his den of murder.

“Ah! You've found the shrine to the Huntsman. It's been my little DIY project for years.” The Elder’s voice startled the two, who turned around to face him. He didn’t seem perturbed by their presence, instead picking up what looked like a decorative snowglobe and offering it to Luz, “Would the kiddo like a souvenir? I made them all myseeeelf.”

Camila struggled to find the words, taking a step back to put some distance between herself and the demon, hoping today was a good day and her magic would be working properly, “Why do you have so many bodies in here?”

“Bodies? Oh, you mean the Titan bones!” Bill chuckled, “Don’t worry about that. We’re a little low on members lately, so we have a surplus of Titan disguises laying around. These are just gathering dust. Impressive, aren’t they? Killed them all myself, before they could grow up to be nuisances. When they’re big, their roars are incredibly powerful, but these guys could hardly go more than ‘Weh!’”

“These are… Titan skulls?” Luz asked, glancing between the Elder and the bones, disbelieving of his statement.

“Well, yeah, how else are we going to fool a Titan when we meet one?” To prove his statement, he took one of his clawed hands, and pulled it off, revealing fingers underneath the glove. “You need to look like a proper Titan to trap one, duh!”

Luz and Camila stared at each other, then back at Bill as they realized what he was unintentionally revealing. “You know, if I ever find that missing Titan, I'd hunt it down, tear it limb from limb, and mount its head in pride as we release the Huntsman! Then... we can finally go from being Titan Trappers to Titan Slayers! Say, who's your buddy's tailor? I caught a glimpse of him, and his costume looks so real!”

“We need to go,” Camila cried, taking Luz by the hand and pulling her along, past Bill and the curtain. The Elder followed after them, seeming confused and mildly offended that they weren’t listening to him.

“Hey, wait! What about that- that Belos fellow? Didn’t you need our strength, cunning and wit to defeat him?”

Something clicked in his mind, though it was thankfully the wrong conclusion, “Oh, is this a religious thing? Like, I want to kill Titans, and they’re your Gods? Because, when you think about it, they only became your gods because we killed them all, you know. So, you’re welcome for that.”

Camila stopped, wanting to interject about how offensive that was to her, but stopped and put her daughter’s and King’s safety before her beliefs, “Something has come up. Secret, rebel cell stuff that I need to handle. Very important. We’ll come back… soon, later, maybe never, could die tomorrow, you know? Bye!”

The witch opened the chamber doors, slamming them shut behind her, leaving Bill to shrug. “Well, they seem nice. I only half hope they don’t die. Oh well, back to my books.”

As he climbed into his chair, a ‘Weh!’ Met his old ears, echoing through his hearing horn. Blinking and shaking his head to clear it, Bill tried once more to read, only to hear the call again. Looking for where the sound could have possibly come from, he peered out his open window and down into the hot springs below, where, after a hard afternoon of working and training, his warriors liked to rest and relax.

They tossed the newcomer, King, up and down into the air, cheering him on. Ah, the camaraderie of his tribe knew no bounds, even for the fresh meat. Still no closer to the source of the sound, Bill listened as hard as his ancient ears could, pulling his horn up to the window, and caught the sound of a “Weh!” From below, uttered from King’s mouth.

Bill’s eyes widened in realization as he reached for his Call Bird.


Eda leaned against the Inn, watching everyone around her with a suspicious eye. She hadn’t moved from this spot since she woke up, not trusting herself to not punch someone who didn’t deserve it over her unconfirmed suspicions. “These are his people, they aren’t gonna hurt him. They’re not working for the Collector, and they have no connection to Belos through him.” She muttered to herself, trying to get the message to stick.

Her talons tapped against the floor impatiently as she waited for Amity’s response. It had been nearly twelve hours since she’d sent that message, and still nothing. This wasn’t like a phone from the human world, where she just didn’t have a signal. It took time for magic to travel such a large distance, and you couldn’t get much farther than half the world away. By Eda’s estimates, her message probably got to Amity hours ago, but had needed just as much time to get back to Eda, if Amity had bothered to respond immediately at all.

Her anxiety spiked as she saw King being led away by Tarak, in the direction of the platform she’d found the previous night. Something seemed off about the larger demon, his gait stiff as he escorted King along. Acting quickly, Eda called out to them, catching their attention, “Hey, kiddo. Having a good day?”

King nodded, “the best! Uncle Tarak and I played catch earlier, and then I was shown around the armory, and even got to use a practice weapon. We just finished up taking a bath, got to stay clean, right Tarak?”

“A clean Warrior is a healthy warrior,” Tarak nodded uneasily as Eda mouthed “uncle?” At him.

“We’re just going to catch some Introduction Ceremony or something,” King filled her in, “Tarak says I’m going to meet their god!”

Eda flinched at the same time Tarak had, neither liking that phrasing. Suspicion growing, Eda forced an extra toothy grin, “That’s nice, King. Can you give me a second with good ol’ Uncle Tarak before you take off?”

“Sure thing, Mom.” King gave her a thumbs up. Around them various other members of the tribe were heading in the same direction, so King latched onto the leg hair of one of the faces he was familiar with, walking beside them with a skip in his step

Eda watched him go, then turned to look Tarak dead in the eyes, her own narrowing, “You gave me your word he won’t be harmed, right?”

“O-of course,” Tarak responded, his posture stiff.

Eda glared, poking him dead in the chest a little harder than necessary, her claw leaving a hole in his shirt, “Give it to me again.”

Tarak opened his mouth, but Eda cut in before he could start, “Not just any word. I want your word as a man. As a warrior. I want you to swear on your god, the Grand Whatever, that not a hair on his bony head gets hurt while you’re there to protect him. Do you understand me?”

Tarak nodded slowly. Eda backed away, and watched as the demon held up one hand, palm open, “I swear, on my honor as a warrior, to the Grand Huntsman himself, that I shall… I shall keep King safe.”

With that said, he craned his head around, trying to catch sight of King among the crowd, “I must be going, I can’t be late.”

“Yeah, I’m sure you can’t,” Eda said softly, watching as they left.

Breathing out a heavy sigh, Eda put her scroll away. She didn’t have time to wait for Amity to confirm anything. You couldn’t kid a kidder, and you certainly couldn’t out lie a liar. Where Tarak’s promise had been sincere the day before, today he was lying to her, lied straight to her face. She needed to go. She wasn’t sure what was going on, but King needed her.


Luz and Camila raced through town, calling King’s name, only for it to echo off the empty buildings. They’d searched everywhere, to no avail. Panting, Camila rested against the side of one of the buildings, “Where could he have gone?”

Luz was hunched over, gasping for air, her eyes still searching for her little brother, “Where did everyone else go, too? They couldn’t have all just… vanished, right?”

Camila continued to breathe heavily, taking in Luz’s words. The town really was completely empty. No one in sight. So instead, she closed her eyes and strained her ears, hoping to hear some clue as to where everyone had gone, and hoped King was with them.

It was hard to hear, but off in the distance came the sound of many pikes and polearms stamping against the ground in unison. It was faint at this distance, and Camila grit her teeth as she tried to focus.

Luz did the same, her younger ears more easily able to pick up the sound, and its origin. Grabbing her mother’s hand, she pulled the CAT leader with her, “It’s coming from this way! Hurry!”

The town was cupped within the hand of a Titan, with hills on all sides made from the ridges of the metacarpal bones. The sound was coming from over the hills, followed by the cheers of the huntsmen.

Skidding to a halt at the peak of the hill, Luz looked down in horror as she realized they were already too late. On a platform, standing in front of a pedestal, was King, Tarak and Bill, in the middle of some kind of ceremony. King had a moon painted on his skull, looking nervous as Tarak handed him a horn that was acting as a makeshift torch, the top wreathed in blue flame.

“Now, with your help, King, we can release the Grand Huntsman from his prison and be granted power and glory! In the ashes of your old life, your destiny awaits. Carry this torch to the tablet and set it aflame.” Tarak instructed his ward.

“No, King, wait!” Luz yelled down at him, ready to race down the hill to save him. Camila held her back, grabbing her by her arms and pulling her with enough force for Luz to fall, “Stop it, I have to save him! King!”

It was too late, as King did as he was asked, pressing the tip of the flame to the mirror on the stand. It was quickly engulfed, and Luz’s cries were drowned out by another sound that echoed inside of King’s skull, a voice he didn’t recognize. “D-did you hear that?”

Tarak held aloft his hands, looking to the crowd, “The connection has been made! Now we can summon the Grand Huntsman!”

Bill stamped his foot impatiently, “You’re taking too long. They could stop us at any moment!” He quickly took the sheet that had covered the tablet before and tossed it over King’s head, “Hold still, child, we’re almost done here.”

“Alright,” King sounded unsure, wringing his claws together under the sheet, “I hope I don’t mess this up for you guys. I’m still so new to all of this…”

“You’re doing just fine,” Bill soothed, stifling a cackle as he pulled out a jagged blade and held it aloft, ready to stab it down into King’s exposed back.

Luz continued to fight against her mother, “He’s going to die, Mama, let me go!” She screeched, even as Camila tried to cover her mouth and stifle the noise.

“Luz, just wait-“ Camila tried, trying to point out the shadow circling in the air above them, but her daughter bit her hand, and fought off her grip, racing down the hill, ready to blast the Village Elder with every spell she knew if it meant saving King. But she didn’t make it. As she was just getting into range, the old man brought the blade down, ready to draw blood.

“King!”

A missile of claw and feather slammed down from the sky, landing right behind Bill with enough speed and force to shake the stone platform under their feet. Losing his balance, Bill staggered, and the blade missed its mark. Lifting it again, frantically trying to finish the ritual before he could be stopped, he found his raised hands in a tight grip, squeezing his forearm with enough strength to make the old bones pop and crack, snapping like twigs, the knife dropping from his broken grip.

A growl emitted from the beast behind him, a deep, vicious snarl that made every warrior in the clan take an involuntary step back. “What. Are. You. Doing. To. My. Son?”

King, hearing Luz’s cry and Eda’s voice, tore the sheet off his face. “Mom! What are you doing? You’re messing up the special welcoming cerem… mony…” King’s eyes caught the flash of sunlight off the dagger that now lay at his feet.

Backing away from the blade, he almost fell as he collided with Tarak’s leg. Looking up at the man with worried eyes he asked, “Uncle Tarak? W-what’s going on here?”

The man’s eyes flashed with guilt, but he held his tongue. The warriors around them prepared to pounce, to attack, but Eda gave a yank on Bill’s already broken arm, making him squeal in pain and they all backed off, Eda’s unspoken warning on their minds. “Yeah, Uncle Tarak. I’m curious as to what’s going on here. You guys didn’t seem like the child sacrificing cult type yesterday.”

Luz raced down the hill and onto the platform, pulling King away from Tarak and holding him tightly to her chest as she backed away behind her mother. Camila was soon to join them, summoning a pair of spell circles in her hands as another warning to the warriors around them to stand back.

“You don’t already know?” Tarak asked cautiously, hoping to get out of this situation with the Elder alive. “He’s lived under your roof all this time, and you never knew? It took our Elder a day and a glance.”

Eda wasn’t in a merciful mood, so gave Bill’s arm an extra squeeze, causing him to shout out in agony. “Answers. Now. Or I pull off this arm and start shattering the other.”

“King’s a Titan, Mom,” Luz explained quietly. King stiffened in her arms, and gave a shake of his head.

“No, no, that’s not true. I’m one of them, right? I- I finally found where I belong!” He cried, still confused as to what was happening.

“It’s true,” Camila confirmed, seeing the doubts on Eda’s face. “We… we say the bones. These aren’t demons, they’re trappers in costumes. Direwolves in sheepskin.”

Eda took a breath, fixing her grip on the Elder’s broken arm before addressing Tarak. “Show us.” She ordered, then cast a sideways glance at her son. “Show him.”

Tarak did as he was asked, slowly and cautiously taking off the skull he wore as a helmet and revealing his face. The face of a witch, not a demon. Any doubts King had left with the last of his hope as the world crumbled around him, “No… no, that’s… You said you were my family…”

Eda glared at the man, who flinched under her gaze. Her lips twisted back into a snarl, and it took everything she had to not throw Bill at his face and claw both of their eyes out. At her feet, the man in her grip twisted his body, using this distraction to reach for the abandoned dagger on the ground, working through the pain until he scraped his costumed claws over the handle and brought it back into his grip.

While they were all ignorant to his schemes, he acted, stabbing the dagger into Eda’s thigh and making the harpy reel back, letting his arm go. Scrambling on three limbs over to and behind Tarak, Bill gave the order, “Kill them! Kill them all, but especially that Titan!”

The warriors didn’t need to be told twice. Weapons already in hand, those on the frontlines rushed forward, spears ready to cut their enemies down, while the ones in the back prepared their own spells. Eda spread her wings as she stood in front of her kids, keeping them behind her, while Camila joined her. Together the two stood side by side, against terrible odds, but their resolve never wavered.

The first warrior thrusted with his spear, which Eda reached out and grabbed before the blade could pierce her. With a flash of her claws the spear was rendered useless, little more than a short staff. The Huntsman was quickly lifted off his feet and thrown at his brethren, knocking a few more out of the fight for the moment.

As soon as there was a gap in the spearmen, spells began to fly their way. Camila moved in front of Eda, hands outstretched as she brought up a barrier spell, blocking as much damage as she could. Each spell that dented against her shield caused the Beast Healer to wince, but she held her ground, even as the spells subsided and more weapons were drawn.

Eda took to the air, leaping over Camila’s shield and flying up a dozen feet, then slamming back into the ground behind the Titan Trapper’s ranks. She grabbed two by their collars and chucked them aside, disrupting their ranks even further. Once her hands were emptied, she slashed, cutting into flesh and drawing blood as she went, eager to inflict pain a thousandfold what was going to be done to her son.

The enemy's lines broken, Eda barked out to Luz, “Run! Get out of here!”

Luz nodded, quickly racing down the platform’s steps, holding King in one arm and blasting anyone who got too close with spells with the other. Her feet carried her like the wind as she ran, King desperately trying to call out to the warriors by name to get them to stand down. “Antonio, please! Marmaduke, I thought we were all friends!”

Bill laughed at the small Titan’s attempts to make peace with his enemies, he himself being carried in Tarak’s arms as they gave chase, “Friends? We’d never be friends with the likes of you! With the gift of your blood, the Grand Huntsman will finally return after all these centuries, and I shall ride cloaked in glory above all others!”

“You- you mean ‘we,’ right? You promised all of us that the Grand Huntsman would grant us all glory.” Tarak spoke, his tone questioning

“He’s lying to you!” Luz cried out as she ran, feeling her sides burn and wishing she hadn't run all around town.

“Tarak, you said you hunted down evil monsters, and kept the world safe. I’m not evil! I- I’m not a danger to anyone!” King argued, hoping to reach out to the large man, who continued to chase them.

“Don’t listen to them!” Bill shouted, smacking Tarak with his good arm, “It doesn’t matter if he’s evil or not. If we kill him, I’ll- I mean, We’ll have all the power we’ve ever wanted! Now catch that tiny Titan this instant!”

Tarak looked conflicted, eyes darting between King and Bill. The hand that held his spear shook with indecision, on who to side with, but a clawed fist met his face and sent both him and Bill sprawling to the ground before he could make one.

Eda and Camila joined Luz and King, an angry mob of warriors not far behind them. Eda shook her aching hand, pretty sure she’d broken something on Tarak’s iron jaw as she took in the situation. “Cam, you need to get them out of here. I’ll hold them back for as long as I can. I’ll meet you on the other side, okay?”

They keystone was slipped into Camila’s hands as Eda gave her a push, “Go, I’m right behind you!”

There wasn’t any time to argue, Camila grabbing Luz by the collar as she tried to object and pulling her along as they raced across the small dock that led to the teleportation zone. True to her word, Eda was right behind them, keeping the bridge blocked, using a summoned Owlbert to bat away any spells and knocking anyone who tried to cross the bridge into the hot water below.

“We’re- We’re not going to leave Mom behind, right?” Luz asked, King flailing in her arms to try and escape her grip, loudly protesting this plan.

“…” Camila stayed silent as she placed the keystone in its slot, activating the beam of light that teleported them back to the other side of the world. Before she vanished, she turned to look at Eda, who was doing her best to fight back, but it was a losing battle.

The harpy batted away a spell a little too late, and Owlbert wound up blasted out of her hands. Transforming back into an owl, he gave a hoot and made to return, but Eda waved him away, “Go, get to the other side! Tell them to find a way to close it if they have to!”

Panting, tired, and injured, Eda remained behind to fight, even as Tarak, the strongest and freshest of the warriors, stepped forward. Eda chuckled as she noticed he was nursing a swollen jaw from the hit she’d gotten off on him. The two stared each other down for a moment, neither armed, before rushing at each other.

Real claws met fake as their hands interlocked, each attempting to force the other off the bridge and into the boiling water just below them. Eda’s hands shook from the effort of holding him back, because despite her unnatural strength brought on by the Owlbeast, Tarak was still a lifelong trained warrior with enough strength and stamina behind his bulk to hold her back.

“Whatever… happened to your word?” Eda grunted out, taunting the man, looking for any weakness she could find. “Guess it didn’t amount to much, did it?”

“It means everything to me,” Tarak spoke, the strain of fighting with Eda seeping into his voice. “I gave my word as a warrior, and a huntsman to keep King safe. I broke my word. Win or lose, this is to be my last hunt. I’ll surrender my weapons by the days end.”

“And you think that makes what you’re doing right?” Eda grit out, sinking her talons into the wood so as to not slide as the brute pushed against her. “He trusted you. He called you family, after looking for you for so long. How can you live with yourself?”

“His death would bring honor to my tribe, my elder, and my god,” Tarak argued back, huffing and puffing. Neither were gaining ground on each other, despite the strain each was undergoing. “I would risk everything for that.”

“Then you clearly didn’t deserve him. You don’t deserve anything if you’re willing to stab family in the back for power. You don’t deserve to be called uncle by anyone, when you clearly don’t know the meaning of the word.” Eda growled.

That was a blow dealt to Tarak that did more damage than any physical force Eda could inflict. The man winced as guilt overtook him, his head hanging in shame, and Eda took the opportunity to rear her own head back and smash her forehead against his nose, breaking it. A river of blood flowed as he stumbled backwards, and Eda dove, lifting the unbalanced man up off his feet and above her head like the world's heaviest sack of potatoes, then hurled him across the bridge, knocking over everyone in his path.

Panting, Eda smirked to herself. Her body felt weak and shaky, and she briefly considered simply collapsing right there. But the beam of light was just behind her now, just a few more steps. Surely the others had time to get to the boat by now. They’d be safe.

Somehow, Eda found the strength to trudge herself the remaining distance. Bruised, battered, bleeding from her thigh, and dealing with all kinds of muscle strain, she stepped into the portal and allowed herself to breathe as it pulled her in, sending her back to the finger they’d sailed to only two days ago, yet felt like a lifetime ago.

The next thing Eda knew, she was falling out of the air. The wind was rushing past her, blowing against her face, but she was too weak to spread her wings. It was just her luck that Owlbert swooped in below her, catching her on his staff and slowing her descent before she could be a feathery pancake on the ground for the rest of her family to find.

Any relief Eda might have felt was lost as she clamped her hands over her ears, the sound of a very loud “Weh!” Greeting her. Picking herself off the ground enough to peek at the titanic finger bone, she watched as it crumbled, collapsing as King shouted at it. Well, that was just the best way to end her day, she thought as her eyes rolled back in her skull and she passed out.


When Eda awoke, she was below deck on Salty’s ship, sore, but feeling mostly better. As she blinked her eyes open, Camila’s face came into view, the woman holding her hands out over Eda’s body as they glowed with healing magic.

“This is reminding me a lot of how we met,” Eda chuckled, startling the witch. “But that was just a broken nose, and not a broken… me.”

“You’re awake. Good. You weren't out long, but… you had me worried.” Camila breathed a sigh of relief.

“You know me, I’m far too stubborn to die.” Eda joked, though it fell flat as she clearly wasn’t reading the room. Forcing herself to sit up despite her body’s protests, she groaned, “Where’s King?”

“Above deck.” Camila answered, resting a hand over Eda’s, “I’m sure he’ll be happy to see you.”

“Yeah…” Eda answered, standing on her feet and almost tipping over as a wave bombarded the ship. Camila slipped in, putting an arm around Eda’s waist to steady her.

“Come on, I’ll help you up.” She said softly, and Eda was too embarrassed by the fall to become flushed at the contact, nor argue against it.

Together, they stumbled up the stairs and up to the main deck, where the night air was there to greet them. Eda silently cursed at the time changing once again, only just getting used to it being day. Above them, the crescent moon peeked down from behind the clouds, mocking her as she went.

King was at the front of the ship, looking off into the distance with his back turned to them. Eda had Camila bring her over to sit beside him, then silently gave her ex a glance that asked for them to be alone for a while. Camila gave a nod, backing off and letting the two have some time alone together. “Heya, kiddo. How are you feeling?”

King didn’t look at her, or say anything, remaining despondent as he hung his head. “That bad, huh? We- we all have our bad days.”

The two sat and watched the water together, Eda frowning the longer King didn’t speak, “It’s- it’s alright, if you don’t want to talk…”

King finally looked at her, just barely a peek in her direction, then turned back towards the water. “Thanks for… for saving me out there, Mom. Sorry I caused all this trouble for nothing.”

Eda nudged his shoulder, “Hey, you didn’t make any trouble. We learned a lot about you, didn’t we? A- a Titan, geez. That’s a lot to take in for me, I can’t imagine how you’re feeling.”

King sniffled, wiping at his nose, “Yeah, it’s a lot to take in.”

Eda reached into her hair, pulling out a tissue box and handed it to her son, who took one and noisily blew his nose. After another moment of silence, King quietly asked, “How did you know to find me? Luz said they couldn’t find you when they were looking for me, but you were already there when I needed you.”

Eda squirmed a little, but didn’t try to blow off his question, “I- I admit that at the time, I was feeling… jealous... Of your new tribe, and you bonding with them. Even though I’ve raised you for so long, I feel like I just got the chance to be… to be your Mom, you know?”

Eda took one of the tissues for herself, dabbing at her eyes, “So, I might have started poking my nose around in places I shouldn’t, looking for any reason to take you away. Some Mom, huh?”

“I mean, you were right,” King pointed out, but that just made Eda snort.

“I never found any evidence. At least, nothing solid. I saw their dumb mirror, but never got a message back from Amity on if it was the real deal or anything. I just did what I wanted, and ended up being right in the end.” Eda explained. Reminded of that, she took out her scroll and checked, seeing a response from Amity finally in her inbox.

“Sure, we got confirmation now, but I was only there because I didn’t like everyone else hogging you. I’m sorry.” Eda bowed her head as she apologized.

King hugged her, his little arms far too short to wrap around her waist. “Don’t be. At least I have someone I can call family.”

Eda smiled sadly, pressing her lips on top of his head, “Yeah. Let’s get you home, okay?”

King nodded glumly, his thoughts straying to the Boiling Isles, and the Titan it was built upon. “Yeah. Home…”

Notes:

This was a task to write! Since this was originally supposed to be cut, or at best a quick interlude, having this chapter expand into a full blown beast of a chapter took a lot out of me. Took a bit for my mojo to kick in there, and I had some writer's block as I tried to work things out.

Can I just say, I hate reusing the shows dialogue? I’ve done it a few times, but usually like to make adjustments, but never to this extent before. But Tarak and Bill are one episode characters that are hard to peg down that I ended up relying on it a lot. I did everything I could to expand on what we knew about them, which wasn’t much, unfortunately.

As for the Titan Trappers themselves, I find it kind of odd the show treats them the way it does. I suppose because it’s King, who is excited to be part of a badass tribe of god killers, and Luz, who isn’t from the isles, nor worships the Titan, and Hooty, who is… Hooty, that none of them really reflect on what killing a Titan means until King’s head is on the chopping block. Meanwhile, Eda and Camila, who grew up knowing the Titan gave them all life, and think of it as their god, they’d think the Trappers are a lot less good from the start. This is like Christians befriending Kratos after watching him kill all the Greek gods, and then hoping he doesn’t kill Jesus next.

Bill is an enigma. He claims to have seen the Boiling Isles Titan alive, who has been dead the entire history of the show. I’m talking thousands of years, seeing as beings had to evolve from its corpse. Back in Philip’s day, the Isles were already a large, spanning society, with writing and culture, a true civilization, and that takes a lot of time to happen. Hence, I made him more or less immortal, but not the ageless type of immortal, which is why he’s so old. Unless he used a Time Pool or something to go to the future. That is an option. Honestly, the entire idea of the Titan Trappers is kind of dumb when I think about it, for the sheer size of the beasts, and how long they’ve been dead for. It’s one of the few ideas I don’t think work in the show, even though I like the twist. Had the Trappers been a new thing, hired by Bill through the Collector, sure, but Bill being so old kind of weakens the idea for me.

I wasn’t sure what to do with Tarak here. For a while, I considered him making a heel-face turn, not able to kill King, or being talked out of it. Then I considered having him purposefully throw the fight, keeping his word to Eda by helping King escape, but keeping his honor as a warrior among his tribe. I don’t know if he’ll appear at all in season three, but I hope he does, maybe getting to see how his God, the “Grand Huntsman,” truly acts.

And that’s all I have to say for now. If you liked the chapter, let me know with a comment. See you next time!

Chapter 34: Somebody To Lean On

Notes:

I feel like I’m dying from this killer heartburn I’m suffering through recently. If this is what it means to be human, I don’t care for it.

Onto other things that will date this fic severely, Dragon’s Dogma 2 has been announced, and I am very excited! The first is one of my favorite games of all time. Now if only Capcom could announce Megaman Legends 3… again… and not cancel it this time. I really need to write some Megaman fics again. I actually got my start as a writer doing Megaman stuff… if you can count the fics I wrote when I was 15-17 as ‘writing.’ I nuked those fics ages ago, but I’ve always wanted to try another crack at a few ideas I had, or wanted to revisit…

Trigger warnings: We will be talking about parental abuse in this chapter. I think it’s relatively tame, but I’m putting a warning anyway.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz and company’s triumphant return to the Owl House was a more somber affair than Amity thought it would be, not to mention a lot less triumphant. Camila wasn’t able to stick around for long once she’d heard about The Emperor’s orders to start branding students she said she needed to leave and meet up with the CATs, and make sure he wasn’t going to pull the same stunt in the future at Hexside, or target the other schools.

That left Eda and Luz to explain things, and as much as Amity loved her girlfriend and her mentor, neither of them were all that great at filling in details, especially for the parts they had missed, like the meeting between Camila and Bill. Meanwhile, King was mopey, and in Amity’s opinion had every right to be, having been hurt by the very clan that was supposed to take him in, and be the biological family he’d always wanted at his side, on top of finding out his true origins that had led them to betray him.

Thankfully they had arrived back at the Owl House by Friday night, which gave them all the weekend to sort through their feelings on the trip before they had to get back to school. Amity was relieved to find Luz as chipper as always by the time Saturday rolled around, but as it and Sunday passed, King didn’t show any signs of recovering from the episode.

“You sure you’re ready for classes again?” Amity asked carefully on Monday morning as she set the breakfast Eda had cooked in front of him. King just nodded, not looking any better than he had the previous day, or the day before that.

Even Eda was rather quiet today, hardly greeting Amity while she cooked breakfast, before storming off upstairs and hiding away in her room.

Amity bit her lip as she ate her griffon eggs, hoping Luz would join them soon and bring along her trademark sunshine. The human perked up as just as she was finished with that thought, Luz’s steps could be heard coming down the stairs.

Instead of a ray of sunshine however, Luz brought a rain cloud. She looked as miserable as King did, trudging into the room without her trademark energy and collapsing into the seat beside Amity, slumping against her, mumbling a “Morning” before lethargically taking her spoon and eating a bite of porridge without so much as drowning it in sugars and syrups like she normally would.

Amity wasn’t sure what was going on today of all days that was affecting everyone, but she wasn’t going to just sit around while no one told her anything. “Luz, is something wrong? You and your Mom are acting a bit off today.”

Hearing the worry in Amity’s voice, Luz forced the least sincere smile onto her face that Amity had ever seen, “Hey, don't worry about it. Nothing’s wrong, I just… got up on the wrong side of the bed.”

Luz quickly rose to her feet, abandoning her half finished breakfast and headed out of the kitchen and up the stairs. Amity, frowning, stood up and followed, standing at the bottom as she called up, “Where are you going?”

“I just need to grab something in my room before we head to school,” Luz assured her. “I’ll be right down, Sweet Potato!”

Amity sighed, dragging herself over to the sofa with King and taking a seat, waiting for Luz to come back down and join her. She waited, and waited, but Luz didn’t leave her room, not until the last minute and they all had to rush to make it to school on time, Amity unable to even slip in a question or two along the way.

Something was up, and Amity didn’t like that no one was talking to her about it.


Luz did her best to keep up her act of avoiding Amity whenever she could while they were at school, an obviously fake smile plastered on her lips anytime they passed each other in the halls, and making every excuse to not see her at lunch.

Amity moodily picked at her food with her fork, grumbling as she ate. From their seats across from her, Gus and Willow exchanged glances, wondering what was going on. Stabbing her fork into her roll of bread, Amity answered their unasked question, “Something is up with Luz, and I can’t seem to pin her down to make her talk.”

Willow blinked, letting out a sigh, “I’m so glad you ended that with ‘make her talk.’”

Gus chortled as he leaned his elbows against the table, “Trouble in paradise? Are you guys fighting, or something?”

“No!” Amity responded instantly, offended she was even asked. A moment later her expression changed to worry, “I mean, I don’t think we are? I hope not…”

Letting out a heavy sigh, Amity flopped her head down onto the table, looking miserable, “I don’t know what’s going on. One minute, she’s her usual self, then she wakes up today and boom, she doesn’t want to talk, and now she’s avoiding me. And I don’t know what to do.”

Willow frowned, feeling a pang of sympathy, then reached for her scroll. Checking the date, she winced, realizing the problem. “Luz can… get like this, sometimes. Not often, but it happens. Give her some space while she’s at school, and maybe you should try getting her to open up when you three go home? Just… be gentle. If this is what I think it is, it’s not something she likes to talk about.”

That just made Amity more worried, but she decided to take Willow’s advice to heart. She had known Luz the longest, after all. Turning to King beside her, Amity tried to smile, nudging him with her elbow, “And how about you, King? How are you doing today?”

“Why does everyone keep asking me that?” The Titan let out a long suffering sigh, clearly at the end of his rope. “Ever since we found out that- what I really am, that’s all everyone seems to want to ask me. All day, every day! I’m fine, can everyone just leave me alone?”

Amity was taken aback by King’s outburst, something he seemed to regret. Drooping in his seat, he bowed his head, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to yell. It’s just… You and Luz keep asking me like I’m going to feel magically better. Mom doesn’t seem to know what to do with the information, and… and even you two look at me funny now!” King pointed accusingly to Gus and Willow, who had been hanging on to every word until they were called out, awkwardly breaking eye contact to act like they hadn’t been staring the whole time.

King laid his head down against the table, “I just want things to go back to how they used to be…”

“Sounds to me like you need a break,” Gus offered, reaching out to pat King’s paw.

The young Titan glanced at the boy, uttering a questioning, “Weh?”

“A break! A day off from us!” Gus clarified cheerfully. “You’ve got to hang out with a few people who aren’t in on your little secret, so that things feel normal again.”

Amity nodded, “Gus is right. I think maybe you should spend some time with someone else. Like Viney, she likes you. You can see if she and the other troublemakers want to hang out after school, and maybe… I don’t know, graffiti up a building?”

Willow raised a brow, and Amity hastily shot out, “I don’t know what troublemakers do with their free time!”

“You live with the most wanted woman in the realm,” Willow deadpanned.

“Yeah,” King perked up and ignored their banter, “Yeah, you’re right! I need to get out and get some fresh air, and hang out with people who don’t know… what I am.”

With a slightly more cheerful outlook, the four finished their lunch and continued their school day.


After the school bell screamed and classes were officially out for the day, King trod through the halls of his new school, heading towards the Healer’s home room where he knew Viney would likely be found.

She’d probably have questions about how his trip was. Amity hadn’t kept quiet about where he and the rest of the family had gone, but at least Viney wouldn’t know about him being a Titan, or clue in enough to ask. He’d make something up about a daring escape from a mad cult or something if she pried. That wasn’t far from the truth, anyway.

For once since he’d returned home, he looked forward to hanging out with someone, for some sense of normality to return to his ever chaotic world.

As if the Titan sought to punish him for these thoughts, King stumbled, clutching at his head as an unfamiliar voice echoed through his ears. He couldn’t understand what was being said, but the voice was talking to someone, or maybe to itself. The more King listened, the more his eyes began to roll back in his skull. “W-what’s going on? Who’s talking?”

The voice instantly went silent, the kind that was deafening to the miniature Titan, whose eyes danced across the empty halls of the school looking for whoever had been speaking. “Hello?”

A whisper, the sound of someone muttering to themselves answered him, their tone seemingly as curious as King was. The longer he was unable to identify who was speaking, the more unnerved King became, shaking his head to rid himself of the voice while backing into the nearest door, slipping in while hoping to hide from whoever or whatever was haunting him.

He grasped his claws, wringing them together as he wandered into the darkened room, turning his head this way and that to see if he was truly alone, jumping as the door slammed behind him before silence greeted him once more. True silence, not the ominous one that had perforated the hallway when he’d first called out, and he heard nothing else to indicate he’d been followed. Who or whatever had spoken was gone now.

King breathed a sigh of relief to know he was alone. Or, at least he assumed, until an open, empty can rolled across the floor, stopping at his feet. “Weh?!” King yelped, leaping into the air and scurrying up into the nearest chair, which was considerably more comfortable than the ones in normal classrooms.

As his heart pounded in his chest and his hair stood on end, King realized where he was. The auditorium, which, due to school budget restraints, had still not been granted the repairs it needed after Amity’s first week. The damage the basilisk inflicted, as well as the burn marks made during its demise, still covered the stage, and other portions of the room. Hopping back down to the floor, King picked up the empty can, examining it, and seeing it was a can of Scream Beans that someone had clearly eaten. “I-is someone here?”

A tired groan greeted him as a stumbling form stumbled from behind the wrecked stage. King took a step back as the white of an Emperor’s coven cloak entered his vision, only to cock his head as instead of a silver masked visage, the unmasked, stubble ridden face of some random guy greeted him.

The man seemed as confused to see King as King was to see him, “Uh, sorry, I didn’t think anyone would be here until Monday…”

“It is Monday!” King pointed out, sidestepping around the man while eyeing him suspiciously. “Who are you? You look like a Coven Scout to me.”

“I’m Steve, and, yeah, I was. Not anymore,” Steve answered, shoving his hands in his pockets and slouching, “And you’re sure it’s Monday?”

“Uh, yeah. Classes started this morning, so that makes it Monday. Are… are you okay?” King cocked his head, “You didn’t like, hit your head during that raid on Friday, did you?”

“I’m fine,” Steve insisted, a little snappily. Running a hand over his stubble and letting out a breath, he tried again, “Things are just… complicated right now.”

“I can understand that, at least.” King bent over, picking up one of many books strewn across the place that he’d noticed among the empty cans and wrappers, “Did you… steal self help books from the school library?”

Steve quickly snatched the book away from King’s paws, “I didn’t steal them! I borrowed them! That’s how libraries work!”

King took a step back, holding up his hands. Steve seemed to realize the demon was on edge, collapsing into one of the empty auditorium seats and frowning, “Look, little man, I’m sorry. Things have been rough for Steve lately. Have you ever just… wanted something, so bad? Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be a coven scout, to be one of the good guys, to be the best of the best! I… got that, but it wasn’t what I thought it would be, you know?”

King clutched his claws to himself, nodding slowly. He could understand that, with how much he had craved power, to be royalty, worshipped like a god, and now that it was here… He just wanted things to go back to normal. Climbing up into one of the seats beside Steve, his feet so short they didn’t even dangle off the sides, he sighed, “I’ve been there. Things have been so weird lately, and not in the usual fun way either, and I feel even more alone and confused even after getting all the answers I wanted.”

Steve sagged in his chair, eyes staring off into the distance, “I always thought Belos knew what the Titan wanted, and what was best, but lately I’m wondering if that’s true, or if the Titan even knows what’s for the best. I certainly don’t know anymore, and maybe he doesn’t either? He could just be this… this guy, you know? Like anyone else, who took his life one day at a time before it was suddenly and unexpectedly over, and now he’s got a bunch of people he never planned on having living on his corpse, and he’s just as scared and confused as we are.”

“Yeah, that’s a pretty good way to look at it. I don’t know what I’m doing, how did he?” King sat up in his seat, glancing at Steve.

Steve let out a humorless chuckle, “Well, I guess I can’t really stick around here anymore. I planned on getting out of here before classes started again, but that fell to the wayside. Can’t go back to the barracks, either. Or home. Dad would kill me or try to send me back. Parents, right?”

He stood from his seat, and wiped his wrinkled clothes in an attempt to make them more presentable. Pausing, he looked to King and offered a smile, “Hey, uh, this might be weird to ask, but do you have anywhere you need to be? I got a demoncycle stored away in one of the greenhouse sheds, with a sidecar, and I have nothing but time. Least I can do to make up for scaring and then moping at you.”

King considered the offer, tapping at his bony chin. Hoping out of his seat to stand beside the man, he replied, “I don’t have anywhere to go, but if you don’t mind, I’ll take you up on that offer.”

Steve flashed a thumbs up, and together they strode out of the auditorium and off on a journey to find themselves.


Amity stood outside of Luz’s door, her mouth in a downward frown as she held her fist up to knock. Luz hadn’t just ignored her at school today, she’d more or less rushed home and locked herself back up in her room, with a literal locking spell to keep anyone from entering. Eda hadn’t shown her face either, leaving Amity with no one to ask what was going on today of all days.

Trying not to feel frustrated, Amity knocked her fist against the door, “Luz? Can I come in?”

Outside of some rustling on the other side, Amity received no answer. Knocking again, she raised her voice, “I know you’re in there and you can hear me, Luz. So, you can either open the door and talk to me, or I’ll have Hooty break me through the window. Your choice.”

Amity held her breath for a moment, staring down the door. She waited long enough to turn, going to make good on her threat to get Hooty’s assistance, when the door finally clicked opened, granting Amity entrance.

Pushing open the door, Amity frowned at how dark and gloomy it was inside the normally bright and cheerful room. The lights were off, with only the setting sun outside casting any warmth in through the window, tinted by the stained glass, as well as the heating lamp above the nest Luz had placed her palisman egg in. Luz herself hadn’t left her bed, having used a spell to unlock and open the door, curled up in her blankets, covering her head with them and leaving only her face exposed.

She remained quiet as Amity slowly stepped forward and sat beside her, reaching out to place her hand over Luz’s blanket covered knee. “Hey, Luz. I’m- I’m sorry if I’m being pushy, or that you want to be left alone, but no one is talking to me today, and I’m getting scared. You don’t need to explain everything, but I just want to know that you’re okay, because I’m getting seriously worried. Can you tell me anything? Please?”

Luz’s pitiful eyes glanced at Amity, and she gave the briefest of nods. When she spoke, her voice was broken and small, “Well… today is… it’s not a good day.”

Amity leaned forward, trying to hear her better. Luz bit her lip, reaching out of her blanket to take Amity’s hand and squeezing it like a lifeline. “Today is the anniversary of me turning into the Owlbeast for the first time.”

Amity took a breath, running her thumb over Luz’s hand, lifting it to kiss it and offer her any comfort she could provide. Luz wiped at her eyes with her free hand, coming a bit more out of her blanket shelter, “A-and that’s… it’s not fine… it’s really not. But I’ve gotten used to it. I’ve started to accept it, especially with your help, and everyone else’s support, so things are better... But it’s not just the first time I changed today...”

Luz swallowed the knot forming in her throat, “Today is also the day my parents split up.”

Amity opened her arms, and after a moment of hesitation Luz fell into them, letting her girlfriend hug her, tracing her fingers through her hair, “Oh, Luz… you know that’s not your fault, right?”

Luz nodded against Amity’s chest, “I know. I know it’s not, but… I felt that way for so long. I blamed myself, and I thought I was a monster, but I know better now in my heart, but my head still won’t listen sometimes.”

Amity just held Luz as she talked, the witch spouting her words unprompted now that she had opened up in a sad, low tone, “As a kid, I kept hoping Mom would show up again someday, and everything would be like it used to be. I barely saw her for five years, and that really sucked. I felt… alone for a lot of that time. I had Mama, but she didn’t understand my curse, and I had Willow and Gus later on, but I couldn’t tell them about it.”

“Then when she was in my life again, she had King, and a new house, and while I love where I am now, I still want my family to be… you know, whole? I want to wake up in the mornings, and see them both at breakfast, and not have to choose who’s house I’m staying at for the week. I want to be able to spend time with them together that isn’t part of some mission for the CATs.” Luz grumbled.

“What kind of stuff did you used to do together?” Amity whispered her question softly, brushing her fingers through Luz’s hair, fingers raking through the grey and brown.

“We used to have a flower garden in the back of the house. Mom always liked having plants around the house, so we planted all sorts of stuff together there. Mama said she was never good with plant magic as a kid, but she still liked doing it by hand as a hobby. We don’t really do that anymore. The garden just kind of died a few years after Mom left.” Luz hummed, looking back on memories of colorful fields of petals. “No one cared to take care of it anymore. Too many memories attached, I guess.”

Amity nodded as she listened, Luz going quiet in grasp for a moment before heaving a heavy sigh. “And Mom… she told me back at Eclipse Lake that she still had feelings for Mama. She promised she’d talk to her about them, but she hasn’t. Or maybe she has, and it didn’t go well. I don’t know.” Luz let out a frustrated groan, feeling better to have vented, fully collapsed into her lover's arms.

Amity was too engrossed in Luz, and Luz too emotional at the moment for either girl to see the black and gold eyes peer into the crack at the door, or the feathered form of a harpy skirting about just outside. Eda, who had just been passing by after hearing Amity pounding on the door, had heard the tail end of Luz’s rant, and her ears drooped along with her expression.

Her daughter was hurting, as much as she was. Eda had spent the entire day locked inside her own room for the same reasons, never liking when this particular anniversary rolled by. It hadn’t even occurred to her that Luz was just down the hall, hurting just as much.

Returning to her room, Eda frowned, picking up her water pitcher and tended to her plants out on the balcony, stewing in newfound self-pity to drown out the former pity party she’d already been throwing for herself. Luz was right that she hadn’t kept up her promise. It never seemed like the right time. Maybe she was just making excuses.

She wondered briefly what Camila was doing at this time. She was probably too busy managing the CATs to mope around, if the anniversary meant anything to her at all. Maybe today was just like any other day to Camila Noceda.

Eda watered a pot full of pink Camellia’s, feeling a pang in her heart as she did so. She’d brought the flowers after a trip to the human realm, back during her first year of dating the Beast Healer, thinking herself clever for picking a batch that had a similar name to her girlfriend. Doubly so, when the human shopkeeper had told her they meant love, affection, and admiration, all things Eda had felt for the other woman.

Camila had loved them, enough for Eda to plant her own seeds in their garden. Enough for Eda to still keep them in her house, in her room, eight years after they’d broken up, long after the ones that had grown in the old garden had died. Taking one of the blooming petals in hand, Eda snipped it off with a claw, tucking it behind her ear. What if today did mean something to Camila? What if, like herself and Luz, she was miserable and hurting?

Eda set aside her water pitcher, and wondered what she should do. What could she possibly do? The only answer was for her to do what she always knew she had to, what she had promised her daughter she’d do.

If Luz and Amity had been at their window, they’d have seen as Eda took to the air, flying off in the direction of Bonesborough. As it was, only Hooty saw her leave, calling out to her cheerfully as the only resident of the Owl House to be having a good time that day.


While Eda did what she had to, Luz and Amiy remained in the witch’s bedroom, the human holding the witch tight. Luz bit her lip and wiped at her eyes, slowly pulling away from Amity’s embrace, “I’m sorry, Sweet Potato. I don’t mean to get all… bleh on you.”

Amity smiled sadly, “You don’t need to apologize, Luz. You’re always welcome to talk with me about anything.”

Luz nodded stiffly, not meeting Amity’s eyes, “I know. Well, I know that now. I just… you always seem so strong, and stuff. You changed the entire realm you lived in, and I never hear you complain, or struggle, and I… I don’t want to say I feel weak but-“

Amity had a feeling of self realization hit her like a speeding bus. “Luz, no, you’re not weak at all!”

“But you just seem to have a better handle on things-“

“Because I’ve never opened up about my old life, Luz.” Amity admitted, clutching her girlfriend's hand. “I- I never wanted to feel like I was burdening you, or anyone else with the things I ran away from.”

Luz stroked her hand after Amity’s outburst, and the human took a breath, “it’s funny, I keep asking you to tell me things, but I haven’t exactly shared the whole picture with you, have I?”

“It’s okay, Amity,” Luz started, but Amity cut her off with a shake of her head.

“No, it’s really not, Luz.” Amity bowed her head, only looking back up when Luz took her blanket and draped it around both of their shoulders.

The witch leaned against Amity. “Then, here’s our chance to fix that. Do you want to talk about it?”

Amity sucked in a breath, and opened her mouth to speak, but found the words difficult to get out. Closing her lips and trying again, Amity started her story, “My parents were… controlling. I’ve let enough of that slip over the months for you to know that, but you don’t know the full extent. My mother had my entire life planned out for me. I’m fairly certain she already had a future husband picked out, if not multiple to give me the illusion of choice.”

“But, you don’t like guys?” Luz seemed confused by the concept, her mind trying to grasp why Odalia would expect Amity to marry a man at all.

“That didn’t matter to her, Luz.” Amity spoke bitterly. “I was expected to be perfect, in everything, and that included my sexuality. I never told her or my Dad about who I liked, because it wouldn’t matter. I’d probably have had to date a man anyway.”

Luz wrapped her arms around Amity tightly, snuggling her face into the crook of her neck to offer comfort, “I’m sorry, Ams. That sounds terrible.”

“That’s just the tip of the iceberg,” Amity muttered, emboldened by Luz’s warmth. “I had to take the classes she wanted, play the sports she wanted, hang out with who she wanted. There were people I wasn’t allowed to talk to because they were ‘beneath’ me. And my accomplishments were never my own to her. It was never framed as because I worked hard, it was because she pushed me, and therefore she deserved the credit. She couldn’t even give me that.”

“That's why I never use their name. I was so tired of being Amity Blight, so sick of having that name weighing me down. I just wanted to be Amity, the first human witch. To be recognized for my own hard work.” Amity leaned into Luz’s touch as she spoke, taking a pause to breathe, before starting up again.

“When I moved in with you guys, I was so… hungry for acknowledgement. I wanted to be so useful to Eda, and to you. I wanted people to see me, so, so badly.” Amity admitted, wrapping her arms around her curled up knees, “Sometimes, I still feel like that. Like if I’m not useful, I’ll just go back to being ignored.”

“How did you feel ignored?” Luz asked, tone gentle, but genuinely curious, “Didn’t you say they controlled you?”

“As an asset, I was valuable. As a daughter and person, I felt like I was barely tolerated at best. My mother treated me like some sick extension of herself. It’s why she used to make me dye my hair blonde. To be like her. My Dad though, was just never… there.”

Amity bit her lip, looking back into her past for a moment, “I remember, back when I was little it wasn’t always like that. My Dad used to like to travel a lot, and we’d go on trips all over the world. We were still expected to be perfect, but at least we did things together.” Amity spoke with a faint bitterness in her voice as she talked about her father.

“My Dad was a boxer in high school and college. He’d take us to the other side of the world just to see some guy he was a fan of beat up some other guy. Then one day… he stopped. He was too busy for anything anymore, and I’d be lucky to have a conversation with him once a week. I tried joining the boxing team when I started high school, so I could be like him. I wanted him to come see my matches.” Amity’s throat tightened, her voice coming out pained. “I finally got his attention… when he told me to stop and join the rugby team, like my Mom wanted.”

“Wow…” Luz didn’t seem to know what to say, “I’m sorry you had to go through that Amity. I’m so sorry you had to live with that! I know it probably doesn’t need saying, but you won’t ever need to work or want for our attention. Mine, my Mom’s, King’s, or even Hooty’s, if you even want his.”

Amity chuckled at her girlfriend’s joke, and squeezed the arm she had wrapped around her neck. “I know that now. Sometimes I still worry I’m a burden, but like you said, sometimes your head and your heart disagree and you still find yourself feeling that way.”

Clutching Luz’s hand in her own, Amity looked her girlfriend in the eye, “But, I know I can count on you to knock some sense into me when I feel like that from now on. And I’ll do the same for you.”

Luz hummed, puckering her lips up for a kiss. One turned into two, then three, the mood in the room lifting as giggles erupted, Luz moving from Amity’s lips to her cheek and playfully planting wet, noisy kisses all over the human’s face.

“Stop it, stop it,” Amity laughed, shoving Luz away. The witch tumbled on her bed, feeling lighter than she had in days and grinned as Amity laid beside her, still holding onto her hand. Snuggling beside her, having missed Luz’s warmth throughout the day, Amity asked, “Now that this is all out there, that we both got some stuff out in the open, is there anything else you have on your mind? I’m all ears.”

Luz shifted in her spot, smile fading slightly, but not leaving completely as she looked Amity in the eyes, “Well… there is one other thing that’s been bothering me.”


Flying into town was the easy part. It was ditching the attention an absolute 10 of a harpy woman brought to the streets that was the hard part, especially since it made Eda so recognizable to the guards.

Not that she couldn’t take them down with a swipe of her little finger if she had to, but she needed to avoid attention any time she wanted to go down into the sewers to meet with the CATs. There was a reason she normally had Camila call her or visit to give her briefings these days, she simply attracted too much attention, which meant more eyes could see her when she vanished.

Still, nothing Eda couldn’t handle. With her quick hands and decades of practice, she stole a cloak and shawl from one of the stands, wrapping herself up in them to hide her body. In seconds, Eda disappeared, and if anyone stopped and asked, Marilyn was there to answer.

If it was easy enough for the humans to fall for, it was easy enough to pull on her kind as well. Sure enough, Eda was making her way through town undetected and unbothered by patrols, slipping into an alley with a manhole to crawl down into.

The ease of getting into the sewers didn’t make the maze of pipes any easier to navigate, but she found where she needed to go eventually. The broken wall that led to the inside of the Bonesborough Library’s lower levels. Eda rapped her knuckles against the bookshelf that covered the hole and rolled her eyes, wondering when they’d get a proper door installed like the previous headquarters had.

Eventually the shelf was moved, and Eda was able to crawl through the hole with a little effort, greeting the face on the other side, “Harvey! Long time no see. How’s the husband and kid?”

The bearded Mr. Park smiled and laughed, clapping Eda on the shoulder in greeting, “They’re both fine, actually. We had that scare at the school, but it turned out alright in the end. It was a real wake up call though, and drove me back into active duty with the CATs.”

“Well, that’s… good? That’s good right? Or bad, because it involved your kid and her school getting attacked?” Eda shrugged, then shook her head, “Anyway, I’m here to see Cam, if she’s in? I checked her house first, but no one was there.”

“Yeah, she’s in the back, where she keeps her office.” Harvey responded, moving the shelf back in place to cover the door. “She’s got one of the little ones with her today.”

“Vee?” Eda asked, already knowing the answer. Anytime Vee wasn’t at the Owl House or at Camila’s she was down at Headquarters, where she was safest. “Alright, I know the way there. It was nice seeing you again, Harv.”

“You too,” the man waved, going back to guarding the door as Eda walked through the large room to get to the one room made out of shelves she needed to be. It wasn’t a long trek, while the main room was large, they only had so many bookshelves to use as makeshift walls to stack next to each other to make up the smaller rooms.

Eda slowed to a crawl as she reached Camila’s office, taking an anxious peek inside before she could stroll in and pretended she didn’t feel like her guts were bubbling inside of her. Doing so caused her to smirk, seeing one of the chairs occupied by Vee, who seemed to be in the middle of a tutoring session.

The basilisk mouthed along as she read from a book for kids half her age, stumbling over one of the words, “Camila? Can you help me with this one?”

Camila sat at her desk, busy writing on a piece of paper. Taking a moment to finish her sentence, she then set her pen aside, looking up in Vee’s direction, “Can you try sounding it out? Break it into pieces, and that should make it easier.”

“Uh,” The girl looked a bit embarrassed, but tired anyway, “S- suuub. Sub. Terran- terra. Neeean.”

“Alright, now all at once.” Camila coached patiently.

“Su-subterranean?” Vee asked more than stated, earning a nod of approval from Camila. The girl let out a sigh, glad to have gotten it right without flopping on too many attempts.

“That means underground. Like where we are now.” Camila explained, “This Rebel Headquarters is a subterranean base.”

Eda smiled warmly as she watched Camila teach and flash the basilisk a fond, motherly smile as the girl nodded, and expressed her thanks. There was something about how Camila handled kids that could make Eda’s heart go pitter-patter. Watching her take care of Luz had been some of the happiest memories of her life, before it all came tumbling down.

That didn’t mean she couldn’t still rebuild it, though. Things were different now, but she wasn’t going to chicken out, even if she had the feathers to justify doing so.

Eda strolled in with a confidence she didn’t feel, knocking against the wood of a shelf to announce her presence and flashing a crooked smile, “Hey, you two. Got a moment?”

Camila gaped at Eda as if she were the last people in the Demon Realm she expected to see today, and what little faith in herself Eda had was rapidly fading. She kept her forced smile on as she strolled in, taking another chair and setting it beside Vee’s, then plopped down in it. “Really, I just need to talk to Cam. Do you think you could give us a minute, kiddo?”

Vee glanced between Eda and Camila, suddenly very aware of a tension in the room that hadn’t existed just a few seconds ago. Scrambling up, she held her book tight to her chest, “Uh, yeah. I’ll just wait outside, with Mr. Park, and read my book.”

“Have a good time, Carino,” Camila bid her farewell, then turned her sights to Eda, who coughed awkwardly into her clawed hand.

Camila turned whatever she was writing over so it was face down against the flat of the wood, walking around until she was in front of the desk, then leaned against it in faux casualness, “Is there… something you need, Edalyn?”

Eda winced at her full name. She should have known today wasn’t a good day for this, but it was too late to back out. “Yeah. There’s something important I need to discuss with you. That I’ve been putting off for a couple of weeks.”

Camila raised an eyebrow, keeping her expression controlled, “And?”

“I think you know what this is about, Cam. We’ve been avoiding the subject everytime it almost comes up. Like on the boat just last week,” Eda shifted in her chair, not looking the other woman in the eye as both of them recalled what had happened on their first day traveling to the Titan Trapper’s village together.

Camila’s breath caught in her throat at the next words to come out of Eda’s mouth. The ones no one ever liked to hear. “We need to talk.”

Without another moment's hesitation, Camila cast a silencing spell around the immediate area, making sure no one could listen in to their conversation. Once that was done, she leaned in, her face right up against Eda’s, “You know?”

Eda coughed nervously, feeling put on the spot, “I mean, I didn’t know. I had certainly hoped! I’m glad to finally have some confirmation, though. I kind of thought I was seeing and hearing things for a while there.”

Camila bit her lip, trying to keep the worry out of her voice as she started to question Eda, “Does anyone else know? Did you discuss it with anyone other than me?”

“I mean, Luz knows-“ Eda started, feeling a little flustered to acknowledge that she’d had to discuss her love life with a teenager, her own at that.

“She what?” Camila cried out in shock, disbelief written on her face, “Why would you tell her, she’s a child! She doesn’t need to be involved with this sort of stuff!”

Eda held up her hands, not knowing where the sudden third degree was coming from, “Whoa! Whoa, calm down, she’s the one who talked to me about it first! I was avoiding the subject!”

Camila plopped down in her seat, feeling dazed, “How in the world did she figure it out? Was I not secretive enough? Did I leave something out that she could see while she was at home?”

Now Eda was officially confused, cocking her head to the side, “I don’t get why you’re so upset over Luz knowing. I thought you’d be fine with it.”

“Why would I be fine with my daughter knowing top secret information regarding Raine acting as a double agent from within the Empire?” Camila seethed, then seeing Eda’s face came to the realization they were talking about two very different things.

“What.” Came Eda’s flat response as what Camila said registered in her mind.

Camila took a step back, gulping as she realized maybe she’d made a misstep, “W-wait, what did you think we were talking about?”

Eda shook her head, holding her hands up, “No, no, we’re putting a pin in that for now. What was that about Raine? They’re fine? Working as a double agent? And you didn’t tell me?”

“You didn’t need to know,” Camila began to argue, but Eda was up and out of her seat, face buried in her hands and looking feral in her level of frustration.

“I didn’t need to know? I didn’t need to know that my oldest friend is not, in fact, brainwashed, but is working things from the inside, where they will be in constant danger? And I didn’t need to know that? I just needed to worry about them in ignorance for the past month?” Eda spilled out, trying not to sound borderline hysterical.

Camila licked her lips, and tried to handle this rationally, “Eda, please. Sit.”

“Is that an order?” Eda asked sarcastically, earning a glare from Camila in retaliation. With a growl, Eda did as she was asked, plopping back down in the chair and crossing her arms like a child.

“I need you to listen to me, please,” Camila asked, pinching her brow. “Can you at least give me that?”

Eda pouted, keeping her arms crossed and muttered a “fine,” under her breath, looking more like a scolded high schooler than a woman in her forties.

Camila sighed, then walked back around her desk, opening a drawer, and pulling out a false bottom that she set on her desk. Once that was out of the way, she slowly reached inside of the drawer, pulling out a wad of envelopes that she tossed up on the desk, beckoning Eda to take a few. “These are from Raine. They contacted me the same night as the Coven’s Day Parade. They’re deep cover right now, with a small collection of allies helping them on the inside, though I don’t know who they are yet.”

Eda flipped through the messages, inspecting the handwriting. Forgery was one of her many unsavory skills, though from what she could see this seemed genuine. “And you didn’t tell me, why?”

“Because Raine asked me not to,” Camila said simply. “They asked me not to tell anyone. The less people who know, the less likely they’re to be found out. The only reason I know is so we didn’t stage some kind of operation to rescue them and blow their cover.”

Eda flipped to the first of the letters, frowning as she confirmed that Raine in fact did ask Camila to not mention their current situation, even mentioning Eda by name, singling her out. “That damn bard. They knew if I knew, I’d pull my punches if we ever met.”

“They were more worried you’d try to get them out of there yourself,” Camila allowed herself a small smile, taking the letters back and stuffing them into their hidden compartment where prying eyes wouldn’t find them. “It’s important that this information doesn’t leave this room. If Raine’s cover is blown on this end, I won’t be able to warn them in time before they’re caught.”

“How does this work,” Eda asked, raising a brow, “the letters? How are you getting them to each other without anyone noticing? Raine didn’t even know about this Headquarters, and it’s not like we have a mailman dropping by to make deliveries.”

“Raine has been sending them to my house through a third party. Someone they trust. I leave whatever I need to send back sticking out from under my front door, and by morning it’s gone.” Camila explained, “Whoever their partner is is currently unwilling to openly side with the CATs to keep their own identity as undisclosed as possible.”

Eda sighed, face in one hand as she came to grips with the information she was given. “Alright. Okay. So, Raine is off making friends and fellow traitors in the Emperor’s little gang of pals, and I wasn’t supposed to know. I’m sorry I got so angry.”

Camila closed her eyes, “It’s… understandable. I’d have been upset if this information was kept from me as well, but I’m glad you’ve calmed down.”

Eda kicked up her feet, placing them on Cam’s desk, “Calmed down? Nah, now I’m just mad at that idiot bard instead of you. They’re lucky wedgies and swirlies are below me now that I’m an adult.”

Camila chuckled, a realization coming to her as she remembered Eda had a reason to be here, and Raine supposedly hadn’t been it. “If you didn’t know about Raine, why did you come here today, Eda? Especially today of all days?”

Eda’s legs came tumbling off the desk as she had her own realization that she now had to discuss why she’d originally come here. She hid her wince over Camila’s remarks about the date as she forced another smile on her lips. “Well, the thing is…”

Eda swallowed, feeling that after her previous outburst, combined with the date, now really wasn’t the best time for this discussion. Jutting a thumb over her shoulder and to the doorway, Eda started to back away, “You know, it might be better to go over what I wanted to say some other time. So, I’ll just-“

Seeing Eda become so stiff and dodgy, Camila tried to inject a bit of lightheartedness, “Eda, you can tell me anything. I gave birth to one of your children, whatever you have to say is old hat.”

Eda stopped in her tracks, staring wistfully at Camila for a moment. After that moment had passed, she bowed her head, eyes on the floor, “I’m sorry, Cam. For everything. I, uh, I wasn’t good enough, or truthful enough with you, and both you and Luz suffered for that.’

Camila didn’t know what to say, and her expression showed that, her mouth in a line, “Eda, I- what’s this about?”

Eda paused, then stepped forward, getting in close to Camila, who had nowhere to go with the desk behind her. The harpy reached out, and took Camila’s limp right hand in her left claw, holding it palm up, then with her own right hand took the flower she’d tucked behind her ear and held it aloft. The pink petals were ragged from the wind from the flight over, looking worse for wear and fragile as Eda placed it into Camila’s open hand and closed her fingers around it, sealing it in Camila’s grip. “I- I know things are kinda rough right now. Things are chaotic, we’re fighting against an entire Empire with nothing but our wits and incredibly good looks, but-“

Eda bit her lip, searching for the words that would mend this gap between them, “I don’t want any regrets, Cam, and I have so many of them right now. I regret not telling you everything about me, and opening up about my curse. I regret walking away all those years ago, and I regret every day that I haven’t stood here, saying that to you. So I’m saying it now.”

“Eda,” Camila stuttered, but Eda shook her head, and kept talking.

“I want to say that I still care about you. I still love you, and I still want to be with you. I want the chance to be a better partner, and a better parent. I’m not perfect, I’m bound to mess things up, but if there is any way we could… I don’t know, pick up where we left off? I’d like nothing more in the world than to do so.”

Eda gazed at Camila hopefully, pulling her eyes up from off the floor, no matter how hard it was to look the other woman in the eye. A tense silence grew between them, and the longer it went on, the more Eda feared the sting of rejection.

Finally, Camila reached out, taking Eda’s hands that were still around her right, and slowly, gently opened them, taking her hands back. “No, we can’t, Eda.”

“Cam- Camilla,” Eda started, wounded and desperate, but Camila gave her a hard, piercing glare that silenced the harpy’s tongue.

“You got your turn to talk, now it’s mine.” Camila spoke evenly, but her words held authoritative weight. Eda nodded, eyes back to looking at everything but Camila and she took a step back out of Camila’s personal space.

“You’re right, Eda, that things are rough. We could all die tomorrow, and that’s hardly the half of it. With my coven brand as broken as it is I can’t work a steady job. I can’t support my family. I’ve spent the last few months running a rebellion. Someone high up in the Empire knows my face, though who knows why I haven’t been reported yet. I even have another mouth to feed, on top of all the other people here I need to keep alive.” Camila licked her lips, then pursed them.

Closing her eyes, and taking a deep breath to refocus herself, she continued, “And then there is you, Eda. You have a son, and an apprentice you’re raising as your own. You’ve gone through two total body transformations, and who even knows if there will be a third. And… you’ve grown. As a person. You’re not the same, careless young woman who swept me off my feet all those years ago.”

Eda didn’t know where this was going, or what any of this had to do with her rejection as she looked Camila back in the eyes, looking for some kind of answer. Camila sent her the smallest of smiles and a short shake of her head, “You don’t love me, Eda. You love the woman you knew eight years ago. Just as much as I loved the Eda that existed back then, too. But neither of those people exist anymore. We’ve been apart for most of a decade, and people change. We’re both living proof of that. So, no, we can’t pick up where we left off. It’s impossible, and just not fair to either of us.”

This time, Camila took a step forward, and brushed her hands against Eda’s, before taking it and giving it a squeeze, “I’m going to be a busy woman. I won’t have time for dinner dates, or hanging out. Titan, I hardly have time to make my own meals these days. But, if you’re willing to get to know the new me, I’m willing to start over instead.”

Eda swallowed, her mouth feeling very dry despite the rims of her eyes feeling quite wet. “That’s… yeah. I’d-“

Coughing to try and come up with some coherent words she could string together, Eda tried again, speaking as suavely as possible, “Of course, I’d like that. If you don’t have time to make dinner, how about I pick you up something to eat, and… help you plan some rebellious plots? Take a bit of work off your shoulders?”

Camila snorted, “Something more constructive than TPing the Emperor’s castle, maybe?”

“Oh, Cam, that was the old Eda. I’m the new one, remember?” Eda teased, allowing herself to grin, “Now I have feathers from top to bottom and I hold up signs at protest that tell the emperor he can suck it. I’ve matured.”

Camila shoved Eda away, turning back to her desk, and more importantly, the mountain of files she had to go through that detailed the Emperor’s scout patrols, “Then it’s a date.”


“It’s like this,” Luz started, her hands making odd gestures as if trying to grasp at what she wanted to say. “I’ve… been trying to commune with the Owlbeast.”

Amity raised an eyebrow, leaning in a bit closer, “What do you mean?”

“It’s just… today is the 8th year of us being stuck with each other, but it’s honestly been on my mind since my Mom first turned into a harpy. She and her Owlbeast made some kind of connection. They found peace, even after all these years. So I’ve been trying the same. And it hasn’t worked.”

Luz’s face contorted, her dejection and frustration worn plainly, “I feel like I should be able to do this. I’m good at making friends, it’s what I do, but I can’t seem to pin her down. I’ve only ever seen glimpses of her, hiding away until I transform. Even as far back as I can remember, she’s hidden from me.”

“Luz, it took your mom more than three decades to make any semblance of peace with her Owlbeast, you can’t expect yourself to be able to do it in only a few short months,” Amity said softly, hoping her words could bring a little perspective to her girlfriend so she wouldn’t judge herself on her lack of progress.

Luz gripped the amber gem on her chest, the gift from her mother after she’d transformed permanently, “I know. It’s a process, but that doesn’t mean it’s not frustrating. I spent so long being afraid of her, and now… I think she’s just as afraid of me. All she’s known is that dark empty pit of nothingness where I go when I’m not in control anymore.”

“And it’s not like I get much of an opportunity to speak with her. Especially after Tia took half my curse, and my transformations happen even less than they used to be. I have to put off taking my elixir for any semblance of a shot, and that’s… it’s too dangerous to risk.”

“Maybe there is another way to try and speak with it?” Amity suggested carefully, knowing this wasn't something she had any experience with and not wanting to upset Luz by acting like she had any idea what the witch was going through. “Like, crystal ball summonings? Would that work, having the Owlbeast as your spirit familiar?”

“I tried that, actually,” Luz admitted sheepishly. “It didn’t work, or if it could, she wasn’t cooperating with me.”

The two lapsed into silence, Amity not sure if Luz merely wanted her to listen, or to help come up with ideas. Throwing out solutions to a problem she could never really understand wasn’t going to fix anything. Amity decided to do the wise thing, and let Luz come to her own conclusions until she asked for help, if Amity could offer any in the first place.

After a moment, Luz opened her mouth again, quietly adding, “I did see her clearly, one time.”

Amity listened intently as Luz continued, “W-when Hunter drugged us, that night a month ago. I saw her while we slept. But I wasn’t exactly in any position to work things out. I was too angry, and scared.”

“No one can blame you for feeling that way, Batata,” Amity whispered gently, brushing her hands through Luz’s brown hair.

“I know that, but… still, it gives me ideas.” Luz laid her head down on her pillow. “Can you help me?”

“Of course,” Amity assured, voice thick with resolve. “Just tell me what you need.”

“I need you to get me some sleeping nettles,” Luz started, then paused before adding, “And to stay close enough to force an elixir down my throat if you have to. I haven’t taken one this week, and if things don’t go well…”

“I’ll do it,” Amity swore, clasping Luz’s hand in both of hers.

“It could be dangerous,” Luz warned, but Amity shook her head and flashed her a smile.

“I’m not afraid, not one bit. You’re going to go in there, and you’re going to be best friends with her, because that’s who you are.” Amity said, her tone deadly serious in contrast with her words.

Luz covered her face, holding back from laughing in Amity’s face, “And people say that I’m cheesy.”

Luz laid in her bed while Amity collected some sleeping nettles from Eda’s potion apothecary cabinet. Amity returned to the room with a kettle in hand. The human brewed up a small batch of tea after boiling and steeping the nettles in water until the liquid was dark enough to be potent.

“Alright, Batata, with one sip of this, you should be out like a light for a good half hour. Drink anymore than that, and you might be out until morning, so be careful, okay?” Amity warned, passing Luz the steaming mug full to the brim.

Luz sat up and nodded, trying to come up with a cool one-liner to fire off and settled on “Wish me sweet dreams?” Then took a small gulp, nearly burning her tongue in the process.

Amity quickly took the mug back, setting it on Luz’s desk before returning to her girlfriend’s side. “Luz? Are you doing okay? I think you should lay doooooooo-“

The world seemed to slow to a crawl around Luz as the tea took effect, the sleeping nettles doing their job. A sudden dizziness overtook her and she started to fall backwards, head aimed to land against her pillow. As she fell, her eyes closed, trying to blink the sudden grogginess away.

When she opened them, she wasn’t falling down to her bed, but a black abyss of water that seemed eager to drag her below its depths. She fought against it, thrashing wildly with closed eyes, lungs protesting the lack of oxygen they were getting. As she desperately gasped for air, she was shocked to find it, and opening her eyes she realized she was no longer in the depths, but inside her house.

Her Mama’s house, to be specific. Looking around, at the pictures on the wall that still proudly displayed her full family, Luz’s heart strings tugged. Her Mama hadn’t displayed some of these in years, having them in a box in a closet somewhere. That wasn’t the only thing off, though. As Luz glanced around, she could see fresh gashes carved into the wooden floor, stuffing strewn around the place from furniture that had been destroyed. The coffee table near the sofa was in splinters, with the sofa looking no better.

Luz knew this place. This was a memory, one from eight years ago today. This was what her house looked like after the first time she’d transformed. She’d only seen it like this in her nightmares, and seeing it before her non-waking eyes again brought a sense of dread that didn’t often prey on her.

A scurrying of something feathery appeared in her peripheral vision, pulling her eyes to the stairs. She climbed them carefully, each creak making Luz wince as she went. Next was a hallway, then a door to a familiar bedroom. Her own.

Twisting the knob, Luz stepped inside, only to be blinded by searing white and a flash of cold. A snowstorm. The Knee. Wiping her eyes, Luz realized she was in the memory of the first time she’d changed in front of Amity, the only thing to break up the white of the snow and the black of the night was the brown trees, and red blood that soaked the ground. Leftover remains of when the Owlbeast had been free to hunt to her heart’s content after being contained for so long.

Luz followed the trail of paw prints in the snow and the sound of snapping branches, slowly at first, but as the bitter cold started to sink into her, she ran, chasing and hollering, “Wait! I just want to talk!”

She skid to a halt as the scene changed, snow turning to stone under her feet, trees becoming walls, and the ground in front of her becoming a pit that she was now trying hard to not fall into as she regained her balance. Luz fell on her backside, breathing a sigh of relief as she took her new environment in. She hadn’t seen this room with her own eyes, but recognized the stonework well enough to know she was at the top of King’s tower, another place that she’d transformed, and another in a short line of memories the Owlbeast had of the outside world.

Luz could still hear the scraping of sharp claws against stone, but couldn’t pinpoint where it was coming from. Looking down the hole in the center of the room, deep down to the floor below, she saw a flash of something, and called out once more, “Please! Come back!”

She suddenly lurched forward, as if shoved and began to fall down the hole, screaming in terror the whole way. Gripping her eyes shut tight just before her body could hit the ground, she gasped as she landed onto something soft instead.

Cracking open her eyes, she panicked as she saw feathers in her vision, scrambling to get away and put some distance between herself and the beast. Only to feel incredibly silly when she saw it was merely the shredded insides of her pillow. She was back in her room, at her Mama’s place. A different time, if her memory served her right.

She’d been eight when this had happened. She had transformed in her room while getting ready for school, and had torn the place up. Her old bed, that had only been recently replaced when Vee moved in, had worn the scars of this transformation for years. And here they were, fresh, and unrepaired.

“Hello?!” Luz called out, looking for any sign of the Owlbeast in this piece of her mind. Her voice echoed in a way it shouldn’t have in a room as small as this. Shivering, Luz climbed out of the bed, making her way back over to the door, turning the knob and throwing it open. On the other side was nothing but blackness, an inescapable void of nothing.

Frowning, Luz tried to remember how this memory had gone. “I transformed because I forgot to take my elixir. Then, the Owlbeast escaped my room, and… went where?” She pondered aloud.

The sound of scratching against wood met her ears, guiding the witch towards the open window. Gazing outside, Luz could see the garden her moms had planted together, once blooming full of pink flowers, though now it was more a tangle of weeds than anything else. And beside it was the tree she’d spent many a day sitting under, reading in the shade.

Except that tree in the present had been covered on claw marks, scored deep into the bark in the present, where here it was without. Knowing where to go, Luz took the sheets off her bed and fashioned a rope from them, tying them against what remained of her bedpost and climbing out the window, hoping the whole thing didn’t come undone and make her drop to the ground a floor below her.

It held long enough for her feet to touch grass, and as carefully and quietly as she could, Luz made her way to the tree, hearing the sound of scratching get closer as she did so. “O-owlbeast? You, uh, you here, buddy?”

As she made it to the base of the tree, the scratching stopped. Luz couldn’t see the animal, but it didn’t take a genius to know she was hiding behind the other side of the trunk. As Luz went around, a growl was issued in warning, making her pause mid step. A primal fear tickled her mind, doubts creeping into her about what she was about to do.

She was going to face her literal inner demons, with nothing but an extended hand of friendship. Even after seeing everything it could do, all the things it had destroyed. “Am I really going to do this?” Luz asked herself.

Taking a breath, Luz cleared her mind, and tried to think of her Mom. If someone as admittedly abrasive as her Mother could find a way to work alongside the Owlbeast, then it couldn’t be all that bad, right? Swallowing down her fear as best she could, Luz clenched her fist and went around the tree, staring down the beast on the other side.

It hissed and growled at her, feathers furrowing to warn her to stay back. Luz could only stare at it, open mouthed, as she took in the monster from her deepest, darkest nightmares. “Oh my Titan… you’re so cute and fluffy!”

It took everything she had inside of herself to not rush the frightened animal in front of her, who just looked confused at her response. It was even smaller than King was, no taller than Luz’s knee, and still covered in patches of down feathers, making it look more like a stuffed animal than a monstrous demon.

It screeched at her, turning back to the tree and attempting to climb it with its claws, but slipping after only gaining a few inches. With each failed attempt, it would look back at Luz, scream at her, then try again. Luz’s gushing faded as she realized what it was trying to do, “You’re… afraid. Of me. You’re trying to hide up in the tree where you think I can’t get you…”

The Owlbeast kept scratching at the tree bark, growing more and more frustrated and anxiety ridden the longer it had to stay in Luz’s presence. Pity overtook the girl, the last of her own fear leaving. “You’re just a baby… you can’t even really fly yet, can you?”

Seeing how stressed the creature was getting, Luz lowered herself to the ground, trying to make herself appear smaller. Reaching out with a hand, she spoke as softly as she was able, “Hey, hey, I’m not going to hurt you. Come here, little buddy. Come on.”

The Owlbeast hissed at her, abandoning her attempts to climb the tree and instead began to back away. Luz carefully took a step forward, waddling to keep herself as low to the ground and non-threatening as possible. “Shhh, everything will be okay. I’m here for you.”

The bird attempted to take a nip at her finger, stumbling across the ground as it did so and flopping face first. Luz stifled a giggle, taking this chance to press her hand against the top of the Owlbeast, feeling her soft feathers as she gently brushed her fingers over the crown of her head.

The demon stilled under Luz’s touch, not moving, and appearing like she didn’t know what to do in this situation. She at least didn’t seem like she disliked it, so Luz reached out just as slowly as before with her other hand, and began to scratch and pat around the owlbeast’s neck. “You like that, don’t you? Come here, I promise I won’t bite. Not sure I can say the same about you, you looked pretty hungry for my fingy a moment ago.” Luz teased, smiling at the poor creature.

Slowly but surely, the Owlbeast let Luz get closer, until it was scooped up and placed in Luz’s lap. Her eyes still seemed unsure, but she leaned in more against Luz’s touch, letting the witch pet her as she pleased. Luz smiled as she hugged the animal, carefully to keep her grip from being tight, “You know, I always thought you were a monster. I guess you always thought the same thing about me, didn’t you?”

She received a soft huff of a hoot as her answer.

“You’ve never had anyone to show you any kind of affection before, have you? No mother to grow up with, no friends. Just you, in these handful of places you’ve seen. That had to be lonely.” Luz murmured as the Owlbeast began to drift off in her arms. “But, that’s gonna change. ‘Cause you and me? We’re gonna be good friends from now on. I just know it.”


King floated in a void, creaking his eyes open. This wasn’t the sidecar of the demoncycle… where was the wind rushing against his face?

“Almost free, almost free!” A giddy voice echoed in the darkness, one that King recognized as the same that had been haunting him the last few days.

“I-is someone there?” King called out, moving away as a cube floated by his head. He didn’t know where he was, but he didn’t like it. It was too dark, too frightening. He wanted Luz. Amity, Eda, even Hooty. Where was Steve?

“I won't be alone, I won't be alone anymore!” The voice continued, seemingly not hearing him.

King had had enough. He didn’t want to be here anymore, “Steve? STEVE! I don’t like this place, Steve!”

“Who said that? Who's there? Who’s Steve?” King spotted a large sphere floating above, a silhouette of something inside looking down where he was, scanning the darkness for wherever King was. King backed away, hands clamped over his mouth as the world began to brighten, the darkness fading. The last thing he heard was the desperate cries of the person trapped in the sphere. “Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Don't leave! Come back-“

King jostled awake as they hit a bump in the road, frantically looking around. He’d fallen asleep in the sidecar as Steve drove him. The Ex Coven Scout looked away from the road and down at him, sending a smile King’s way, “Oh, you’re finally awake! We’re almost there.”

Pushing away thoughts about the dream he’d just had, King shook his head and regained his focus. He didn’t have any place in particular to go, but that didn’t mean King didn’t have things he wanted to see. This Titan, the one that made up the Boiling Isles, was most likely his Dad, and if there was ever a time to try and get to know him, it was now.

The first stop was down to the Ribs, King having Steve park beside one of the exposed bones that stuck out of the earth. Hoping out of the sidecar, King silently approached, taking in how large it was at close range. “Am I really going to get this big?”

He’d always known the Titan was large, but with the added context that he was one of them, it put it all in a new light. He was going to become so huge that people could make an entire civilization on his corpse. Would anyone remember his name? Did anyone remember his Dad’s name? He’d never heard it spoken before. He was always just “The Titan.”

Placing his clawed hand against the bone, King tried to commune with his fallen relative. After a moment of hesitation, he followed up by wrapping his arms around the exposed, fossilized piece of rib, trying to feel anything from it. A bond, an inner warmth. A voice in his head. Anything.

He frowned when he realized there was nothing there, then walked back to Steve and climbed back into the sidecar, ready for their next destination.

Next, just a few miles down the road, was a small beach. Even from that distance, the ribs were still visible, poking out above the horizon. King tried to not let it get to him as he walked across the hot sand, chasing after waves, then being chased by them himself. This was the water his father had died in. It felt kind of bleak to try splashing in its hot, salty, waves.

Steve meanwhile, skipped rocks, tossing them out across the water. King watched as the man did so, Steve shooting him a glance and offering him one of the smooth stones. “Go on, give it a try.”

King took it, throwing it at the water where it sank with a ‘plop.’ His shoulders drooped, but Steve just laughed and handed him another rock.

“You gotta try it like this, little guy,” Steve showed him how to properly throw, “see, it’s all in the wrist.”

Whipping the stone back, Steve tossed his last stone, which skipped four times before falling into the water. Looking down at the rock in his hands, King tried his best to imitate Steve’s movements, flinging the rock forward, but it only skipped once.

King sighed, but Steve gave him a supportive pat on the back, “You did really good for your second try.”

“How’d you get so good?” King asked, both of them turning back to the bike and getting read for their next destination.

Steve smiled, “Well, my Dad taught me, but I was trash at it until I started to teach my little bro… I used to practice a lot so I could impress him, since it seemed like a big deal when I was little.”

Steve’s voice faded as he spoke, and he cleared his throat, “anyway, we should get going. I’m sure you have other places to be.”

King shook his head, “Not really… I suppose if you want to risk it, you could drop me off at the Owl House.”

Steve did a double take, “oh, yeah, you are the Owl Lady’s kid, aren’t you? I… well, I guess it’s fine. As long as I don’t have to deal with that House Demon.”

“Hooty? You know he thinks of all the coven scouts as his friends, right?” King teased, knowing how nightmarish they all saw the tea party throwing bird tube that kept them away for so long.

“He does that stuff to his friends?” Steve questioned, horrified.

For the first time in days, King belted out a laugh. “Yeah, he’s a rascal, that guy.”

It was starting to get dark out as the two drove down the roads. Along the way, the two stopped to help a small family who’s cart had broken down, Steve pulling over and rushing to assist them and make sure they were alright, while King dragged a tool kit Steve kept for emergency bike repairs.

It didn’t take long for Steve to fashion a new wheel for the family with construction magic, and get it attached. As King ditched the old, broken wheel, he caught sight of the Titan looking down on him, and he looked back, wondering if this was what his Dad would have wanted him to do. To help people, to be benevolent and kind, or if he wanted King to grow up to be a terrifying god of destruction.

He wondered if his Dad would be proud if he could see him now, or ashamed.

Climbing back into the sidecar, King commented quietly, “You really know how to fix stuff. You made a new wheel fast.”

Steve chuckled fondly, “Yeah, my Dad is in construction. He thought I’d follow in his footsteps someday, but instead I joined the Emperor’s Coven. Despite that, he was still proud of me.”

Steve sighed sadly, leaning back in his seat, “I wonder what he’d think of me now?”

“I know what you mean,” King replied, “I- I don’t have a Dad. Not a living one, anyway, and I’ve been wondering the same thing. Would he be happy with what I’m doing with my life? Would I be happy if he were happy, or should I just do my own thing?”

“Families are complicated,” Steve groaned, but gave King a playful pat on the head, “But that’s what we have friends for, right?”

King giggled, another burst of happiness flooding through him over the kindness of the ex-scout, “Yeah, that’s right.”

As they continued down the road, King came to a conclusion, “I haven't found all the answers I wanted today. Some big changes have come my way, and my life is rocky right now. I used to want people to worship me, fear me, but now… I don’t want people to see me as this big monster anymore.”

Steve slowed down, parking just in sight of the Owl House, but keeping his distance so Hooty wouldn’t notice him. He sent King a smile, helping him out of the sidecar, “Me neither, little man. I think I have some stuff to think over. Maybe get a therapist. But I’m done being the bad guy. I’m going to do what I think is right from now on.”

“You’re going to do great,” King assured him, then bashfully added, “You did a pretty great job today. Thanks.”

“No, thank you,” Steve held out a fist, which King gave a bump to with his own.

As Steve mounted his bike, ready to leave, King paused, then called out to him. “If you want some place to start, I think I might know some people who could use the help?”

Looking over his shoulder, Steve lifted a hand and waved back, “Sure thing. Just tell me where to meet them.”


The sky was black by the time Eda made her way home, accompanied by Camila and Vee. In her claws was a bag of greasy leftovers she had picked up for dinner with her now ex-ex-girlfriend that she’d brought home for the other kids. Camila looked anxious to be there, whispering horsley, “Are you sure Luz will be okay with all of this?”

Eda grinned, an expression she’d actively fought to express for the past few hours, “You kidding? She’s been trying to get us all to act like a family again for ages. I’m sure she’ll lift right out of her funk when we tell her the news.”

Vee only had half an idea of what was going on between the two adults, shrugging to herself as they stepped into the Owl House, only to be greeted by a twirling, dancing Luz.

“There you guys are! You were gone forever, Mom, I’ve been waiting for you to get back! Look at me!” Luz gestured to herself, unable to keep the jubilation out of her voice as she bounced around the room. With enough energy to power Bonesborough for the next decade, she raced around the room, then skidded to a halt a few feet in front of the group, and spread out her arms, presenting herself.

“Well, how do I look? Amity’s been speechless since I woke up, so I’ve got to be one hot momma, right?” Luz squeed, a set of sharp teeth flashing. “I mean, just look at me, I’m a harpy now, too!”

Eda, Vee and Camila all looked at Luz, slacked jawed, as they took in her new feathered form. Their eyes gazed up, then down, disbelief at what they were seeing on their faces. Luz’s beaming smile grew longer every moment they were quiet, and she couldn’t keep still any longer, bouncing on her clawed feet.

Vee was the first to crack, letting out a snort that she quickly tried to hide behind her hands. Luz’s eyes locked onto the girl as she hunched over, trying to stifle her laughs, but they only came out harder when Eda started an uproar of her own, and even Camila, trying not to offend her daughter to the best of her ability, couldn’t hold back giggles either.

“W-what’s going on? I’m a powerful, sexy, bird of prey now, right?” Luz asked, face falling as her family continued to cackle at her expense.

Camila sucked in a breath, trying her best to keep a straight face, “Luz, carino, have you looked at yourself in a mirror yet?”

Luz paused, looked self conscious as she wrung her clawed hands together, “Well, no… Bu- but Amity thought I looked good, didn't you, sweet potato?” Luz turned to look at Amity, who was sitting on the couch with wide eyes and a blush on her face.

“Luz, I hate to break it to you, but you’re not exactly hot,” Eda chuckled, collecting herself enough to break the news, “But your girlfriend is probably over the moon about it anyway, because you’re just so dang-“

“Adorable,” Vee spit out, still laughing it up, “You’re so fluffy, like a little ugly duckling!”

Luz inspected herself, looking over her body. Her new form consisted mostly of brown, white, and blue feathers, though on a closer look they weren’t as slick and straight as her mother’s. Her wings were smaller, not ready to take flight, and most of her exposed body was covered in soft, poofy down feathers, especially around her neck and cheeks, which made her look more like a chipmunk than anything else.

“You’re like the cutest little stuffed animal ever seen by witchy eyes,” Eda snorted, wiping her eye with a claw.

“I think you look good,” Amity’s meek voice echoed over from the couch, making the other three burst into another round of laughter.

Huffing, Luz crossed her arms, and in a puff of magic smoke reappeared in her normal witch form, looking very put off by her family's laughter, “I’m glad you’re all enjoying this so much. I only managed to befriend my Owlbeast, not like anything major went on while you were gone.”

Eda’s laughter cut out when she saw Luz in her own, normal body and she grabbed the girl by both of her shoulders, “Wha- how did you do that?” She got right up into Luz’s face, “Teach me your ways.

The door behind them opened, and all eyes turned to see King, who waved nervously at them, “Uh, hey, everyone. I’m back. Sorry I was out for longer than I thought I’d be.”

“I hadn’t even realized you were gone,” Eda admitted, tapping a claw to her chin, “I’m starting to think that between this, and me laughing at Luz, I may not be a great mother…”

King looked around the room, feeling like he was missing some context, “Uh, did I miss something?”

Luz opened her mouth to explain, but Camila cut in, placing a hand on her daughter’s shoulder, “Luz will explain in a moment. Until then, Eda and I have something to tell you all…”


A day and a shave later, Steve walked into the Bonesborough library, looking for whoever it was King was setting him up to meet. His eyes looked around the place, before settling on a woman reading a book, clearly waiting for someone as well.

Strolling over, he peeked over the book’s cover, catching the sight of large, round glasses, “Miss Lilith?”

An eyebrow raised as she seemed as surprised to see him there as he was, “Steve?”


Notes:

I wanted to do a chapter that was similar to Reaching Out, because it’s a contender for one of my favorite episodes of the show. That wouldn’t work for obvious reasons. So, instead, I had it be about the day Eda and Camila broke up, and Luz got her curse. I’ve made it no secret that Luz wants her parents back together, and that she used to blame herself for their separation. But while I was sitting down and drafting up ideas, I realized that my version of Amity hasn’t exactly opened up a whole lot to Luz, either. So, this was a chance for them to talk about their individual parents.

I recently had a bit of a scuffle with a commenter about my portrayal of Odalia. That I’m “character bashing” her for portraying her as abusive, and homophobic. That everything she does in canon, she does for her family, and she just went too far and wasn’t a good parent as a result.

I am here to say in no uncertain terms, she is absolutely abusive, and utterly evil. She’s forced Amity to wear a necklace that allows her to speak directly into Amity’s mind since Amity was still friends with Willow, that Amity isn’t allowed to take off. This commenter compared forced invasive thoughts like that to ‘a cell phone.’
She threatens her husband with putting their children to work for the company, while overworking him. She tries to imprison her children when they won’t obey her. She willingly acts under a genocidal ruler, knowing everyone else will die, for the gain of “her family.” “Her family,” is what the commenter especially liked to point out, as if that excused abuse, or as if that isn’t a common way to deflect criticism of abuse in real life. Odalia views ‘her family’ as accessories. Things to parade about, tools to make her own life easier, and make herself look better, not as individual people. That’s why she forced Amity to dye her hair. She sees her children as extensions of herself, and little more.
When they act out against her to stop her literal genocide, she punishes them. When they tell her they don’t want the entire BI to die off, she insists it's for their own good, and when they all push back against her, instead of changing her mind and helping them(like she should have if her family actually mattered to her), she leaves, and by next episode she’s reported them to the Emperor’s Coven to be jailed as traitors. But sure, she cares, and totally isn’t an abusive piece of shit.

I did admittedly make her homophobic in this story, to make up for the abuse in the show that can’t translate because she’s no longer in a fantasy setting. You know, like 9/10 other authors who do human versions of the Blights. It’s a real world issue, one a Human Amity would have to deal with at some point in her life, and with a very small human cast to choose from, of course I gave that trait to Odalia. Her only ‘redeeming quality’ is that she isn’t homophobic in a world where homophobia doesn’t exist.

I try not to be petty, and have even frozen the comment thread so no one gets it in their head to bash someone for their opinion, but I will say it pisses me off something fierce to hear abuse, even fictional, downplayed to such extremes. I won’t debate this issue, and you can’t change my mind, nor my writing on this. If you disagree with the ‘controversial’ statement that Odalia is a bad, abusive parent, stay mad.

Onto something else. The owlbeast curse is something that has always fascinated me. How can an animal turned into a curse be split between two people, much less three like in this AU? That makes no logical sense. Because of this, I try to reason it out as the curse took a real life owlbeast, then turned it into the magical equivalent of data. The Owlbeast can never be whole again, it has no body, it’s merely an essence of what it used to be, all its memories, more or less the soul. Like data, it can be copied, but each copy is corrupted in some way. That’s why Lilith’s curse is so different looking. It’s this warped version of the curse that’s been broken by taking half of it. Meanwhile, Luz’s is more like the data was copied, then wiped. It’s still the same file type, but no memories or past experiences to make it up. Until we get an actual canon explanation, this will be more or less how the curse works in this fic.

I drew the picture of harpy Luz, mostly using Harpy Eda as reference material. I then scrapped it, because it looked too cool and not fluffy enough, and so I made a chibi version that was cuter, and had the original design be what Luz imagines she looks like.

Anyone wondering if Steve is going to remain a major player in the story, I have this to say: Not really. Maybe if I can work him into season three, but he’s mostly going to be background at best. I just saw an opportunity to expand on how he would come to the conclusion that the Emperor’s Coven wasn’t doing the right thing, and joining the CATTs, and this is my AU, so I get to choose what I add!

Chapter 35: Back In The Nineties

Notes:

“… I was in a very famous TV shoooow!” … I don’t even like Bojack all that much, it’s too heavy for me, but dang if that credit song isn’t great.

We’re getting really close to the end of 2B now. Two more chapters after this one, unless I come up with a last minute interlude or something. Before we get into the end game, here’s a nice little chapter to tide everyone over.

I want to try something a little bit different with this chapter, story-telling-wise, and I have the perfect excuse to do it. You’ll see what I mean when we get to that part. I hope you enjoy it, though.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Amity carefully drew yet another circle, tongue poking out of her mouth in concentration as she did her best to make sure it was as perfect as possible. Beside her, Luz was filling out her own circles at three times the rate, each circle perfect in its shape and technique.

Amity chuckled self-deprecatingly, “You’d think you were the one who had to rely on glyphs with how good you are at drawing them, Batata.”

“I’m good at drawing the circles, Sweet Potato, but you’re the one who comes up with the combinations,” Luz bumped their shoulders together, wincing a little when that threw Amity drawing hand off and she had to erase the marks it caused.

“I really wish that were the case,” Amity frowned as she scribbled in the final touches, filling out the insides of the circles with the last of the symbols. “I’d feel a lot better about testing these ones out if I was the one who came up with them.”

Standing back, Amity picked up a stick and poked it against the glyph to activate it. She wasn’t taking any chances after the first one almost petrified her fingers off. As soon as she activated it, she had to leap back, a nasty looking arm coming out and trying to grab at her and Luz, both of them scrambling to get as far away as they could.

Whatever the thing was, its existence was brought to a swift and slimy end at the hands of Eda, who’d heard the ruckus going on outside and had come to investigate, King trailing behind her, looking groggy and tired. The Owl Lady brushed the goop that remained of the creature off of her feathers, lips drawn back in disgust as she turned to her daughter and her ward, “Okay, while I’m all for magical experimentation, what the heck was that? Should I be worried? What did I tell you both about making deals with Elder Gods?”

“Not to do it unless they’re a sucker,” Luz replied instantly, having learned that lesson personally.

Amity brushed a strand of hair back behind her ear, feeling guilty to have startled the witch, “Sorry, Eda. Ever since we figured out that Belos is Philip, I’ve been taking another look at what we salvaged from his journal, looking for any clues.”

“Like what?” Eda cocked a brow, her attention split between wanting to hear what Amity had to say, and worry as King slumped up against her leg, then startled back awake with a shake of his head.

The human girl sighed, “Anything, really. Spells he has access to, which he left scribbled in the margins of his notes. Anything that might help us get Vee back home, if Philip ever finished his portal at all in the first place. Would certainly explain a lot about why he needed to take ours if he couldn’t just make his own…”

“And we also thought maybe these would give us some insight into what he might want to do on the Day of Unity,” Luz added, “And so we hoped by getting into his headspace, we’d find the answers.”

“Turns out he’s a wackado with a knack for dangerous, life threatening spells,” Amity spat, taking one of the pages of notes and scribbling out the unmarked glyph combo they’d tried.

Eda shook her head, giving into her maternal instincts and scooped King up into her arms before he fell asleep on his feet. “Look, I appreciate that you two want to help, but you really should leave this to the adults. We’re handling it, so you guys don’t have to. You shouldn’t have to, you should be out on a dorky date, doing all the things I tell you not to do or don’t approve of. Like kissing with tongue.”

She gestured her head to the door, “So, lets just take a bit of a break, okay? I’ll make us some tea, and… I dunno, tell you a story, or something.”

“I like stories,” King muttered sleepily from his position in her arms.

“I know you do, sweetie,” Eda cooed, smiling at her son. It drooped a little as his eyes closed and his breathing slowed, showing her worry for him. He hadn’t been sleeping well lately. None of them had, but especially King, who seemed to be actively fighting it at every turn.

Setting her kid on the couch and making good on her promise, Eda came back with a tray of tea and some snacks, putting them on the coffee table. The door cracked open, Hooty joining them for story time and for once being a good door and staying relatively quiet as she began, “This is the story of how I met the coolest, baddest, kick-buttiest witch of all time: Raine Whispers.”

Immediately the room erupted into a string of protests, each of the kids, Hooty, and even an awakened King, objecting noisily.

“What? Come on, I love that story!” Eda insisted, offended no one wanted to hear it. “I thought you guys liked Raine? Luz, you love their songs!”

“I do, Mom, but I’m kind of over this particular story, you know?” Luz offered weakly.

King added his own two cents, grumpily sitting up, “Mom, you know exactly one celebrity, and you’ve milked that story to death over the years. Raine is awesome, and talented, and swoon worthy, but we want a different story!”

“I crave new and exciting content, HOOT!” Hooty chimed in his two snails.

“I do think it’s cute how you clearly had a massive crush on them when you were our age,” Amity teased, sipping at her tea, “but even I’ve heard about them enough I’m sick of it.”

Eda gasped, “I have no idea what you’re talking about, little missy. I absolutely did not have a thing for Raine when we were kids. I mean, sure, they had soft, caring eyes, and great hair, and pulled off the school uniform better than anyone had a right to- farts, you might be right...”

“Look, can you just tell us something new?” Luz asked, getting a choir of agreeing voices, and hoots from Hooty.

Groaning, Eda held up her hands in surrender, “fine, fine. You all win. It’s not my fault none of you have any taste. I’ll tell you a new one, then. I’m going to tell you how I met the second coolest witch of all time, and I will murder any of you if you tell her she didn’t rank first: Camila Noceda.”


Alarms wailed all around the Knee, signaling an intruder. Coven scouts who had been sent to guard the place and help transfer the last few rare remaining drops of Titan’s Blood for the Emperor took their places at the mines entrance, looking into the shaft that led deep inside, to Eclipse Lake.

Inside, far out of sight, a flurry of explosions could be heard, and the sound of ceiling’s caving in. Nervously glancing at one another, the scouts held aloft their staffs and prepared for the worst, wondering what manner of monster could be making so much trouble for the witches on the inside.

Another explosion went off, sending out a cloud of smoke from the mouth of the cave entrance, sending the scouts into coughing fits. From inside, it wasn’t a dragon or a Slitherbeast that sprung forth, but an orange haired missile on a staff, cackling as she rocketed into the sky, avoiding all the spells that were being flung her way.

Eda weaved, tucked, and rolled through the air, firing back the occasional spell herself as she flew around the Knee, which was swarming with scouts after her head. She laughed to herself, then began to narrate, “Yeah, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation in the first place.”

Suddenly wizzing downward, Eda rushed a scout who had fairly solid aim, only to plant her feet into the snow and skid before she could run into him and injure them both, her sudden stop kicking up a wave of snow into the man’s face. “Well, you see, I, the astoundingly talented, amazingly beautiful, Eda Clawthorne, woke up this morning with a gray hair. A gray hair! And I, as a responsible nineteen year old, decided to do something about it.”

Another wave of scouts started to surround Eda, who closed one eye, stuck out her tongue, and aimed her fingers up at the tip-top of the Knee, blasting it with a powerful spell. The impact of which started a small avalanche, which became a vastly more important problem for the coven scouts than she was. “These schmucks came to stop my attempted theft. Yeah, you heard right. All of this trouble for attempted theft! I didn’t even get my hands on their precious, valuable Titan’s Blood, which I hoped would give me enough magic juice to stave off the curse for a good, long while.

Eda kicked back into the air on the back of Owlbert, grinning like a feral animal as the other scouts chased after, taking to the air themselves as she flew south, down towards the shin. The young woman rolled her eyes, speaking aloud once more, “Of course I’m going to narrate this, Luz, it’s my story, now sit down, and be quiet. We’re getting to the good part.

Eda cast a cocky look backwards, which quickly began to fade as she saw a ball of light on a collision course for her staff, “You see, this is the part where everything stops going my way, and takes a very literal downward spiral.

The blast hit Eda, knocking her out of the air. The first thing to come to mind was how much that had hurt. The second was that the pain wasn’t going to matter much, because at the height she was falling from, she wouldn’t be alive enough to feel it for long.

“Come on, come on!” Eda gripped her staff, shaking it as the ground got closer and closer, “Wake up, Owlbert, I really need you to get us out of here!”

The palisman was dazed, eyes clamped shut from the hit. Eda’s breath caught in her throat as she realized this just might be her doom. “Owlbert, come on buddy. We can’t die here. We only just got started.”

Hugging the little bird to her chest, to bring her comfort in her final moments and to offer them as well to her friend, Eda waited for her death. Then, just as the end seemed to draw near, Owlbert gave a weak hoot, pulling through and regaining consciousness. With a whoop, she let him go and he spread his wings, Eda climbing back onto the staff portion of his body as they recovered just in time, mere inches from colliding with the ground.

Mid cheer, Eda stopped, heaving an exasperated sigh, “Of course I made it out alive, Hooty, stop your bawling. I’m here to tell you the story, aren’t I?

Her expression fell flat, “No, I am not a ghost. Can I please go five seconds without an interruption?

Eda continued to race just above the surface of the shin, but was running out of ground. Ahead of her were cliffs, followed by another drop, this time into the boiling oceans. With how dazed Owlbert still was, Eda wasn’t sure flying over the deadly waters was the right decision, but as another spell whizzed by her head she knew she didn’t have a choice. Pushing Owlbert forward as fast as she dared with him in this state, Eda dashed them off the cliff face and out above the oceans, hollering as she did so.

Of course that didn’t stop the coven scouts who were chasing her to give any sort of pause. They didn’t have the same issue with their staffs as Eda did, nor the same worries about falling into the water. Eda was going to fix that. Twisting backwards in her seat and trusting Owlbert to steer, Eda crossed her legs around the pole to hang on and used both her hands to send out a flurry of spells. It didn’t matter if they were powerful or deadly, and the scouts knew that. One hit of anything and they all risked falling to a very unpleasant death via drowning, if they were unlucky enough to not boil alive.

Eda grinned wickedly as they started to back off, none wanting to take the risk, but still trailing behind and keeping her in their sights. Her grin started to fall as Owlbert bucked under her bottom, almost making Eda fall herself. Turning back around, Eda climbed to the end of her staff pole, getting a close look at her friend, “How you doing, buddy?”

Owlbert gave a weak hoot, clearly having a hard time keeping his eyes open. Eda frowned, worried more for him than for herself at the moment, and cast her eyes out onto the open waters for someplace, anywhere to land.

She wasn’t given much of a choice, as Owlbert was fading quickly. “Alright, Owlbert, we’ve got to land now. Let’s hope you have enough in you to make it to the Toes.”

Eda brushed a hand gently over the wood that made up Owlbert’s head, soothing him, “I know you can do it.”

And that’s when Owlbert began to plummet into a nosedive, falling out of the sky at a steep angle. Screaming from the top of her head, Eda tried pulling him up, aimed for the islands off in the distance, hoping and praying to the Titan she had enough height, velocity, and the right angle to make it. Despite the terror painted on her face, she straightened up, and began to explain, “Now, Luz, I know you know this, but Boot’s might not. When I say the Toes, I don’t mean the actual Toes, those are under the water. When the Titan fell all those eons ago he also kicked up some earth below the surface of the water with his feet, pushing up a small archipelago of five islands near where the Toes would be found, hence the name.

The redhead blinked, making a disgruntled face, “what do you guys mean I’m sucking the tension out of the story? I clearly made it, geez.

And make it she did, Eda kareening out of the air and landing harshly against the sands of the island’s beach, leaving a small crater and receiving more than a handful of bruises for her troubles. Spitting out sand that made it into her mouth, Eda crawled out of the pit, clutching her staff in hand, then collapsed onto her back. “Owlbert? Speak to me!”

The palisman let out a weak hoot, then closed his eyes, too weary to stay awake. Frowning, but determined to see her companion safe, Eda stuffed him into the messy nest that was her hair as gently as she could, “You rest for now. Don’t worry, I’ll get us home soon. You did great today.”

Pulling herself to her shaky legs, Eda did her best to wipe the dirt off of herself, only to remember she had been on the run. Looking up into the sky, she could still see the pinpricks among the clouds, the scouts she had temporarily avoided who were now searching for her. “Persistent little buggers, aren’t they? I need to get out of here. Find someplace to lay low until Owlbert can fly again…”

Turning her attention to the horizon behind her, to a town that peeked above the sand dunes of the beach, Eda sighed, “I’m not exactly swimming in options here. Guess I’m risking the locals.”


“Heyo, what’s up my man? Could you tell me when the next ride out of here is going to be, you see I’m trying to visit my great, great, great aunt-“ Eda tried with the ninth local she’s stumbled on in town, only to receive the same blank stare as all the others.

Her hopeful expression fell as she facepalmed, “Let me guess, ¿No hablas inglés?

Sí, lo siento,” The large demon said in a deep voice, giving a small apologetic shrug and moving on with his day.

Eda cursed her luck. She didn’t know much Spanish, and there was no time for talk. Not with the guards knowing where she’d have crashed. This particular island, one of the five Toes, was fairly small, only having the one town on it, which didn’t give her anywhere to go to hide. Eda had asked everyone she’d come across for a way out of here, but had only received blank stares as she attempted to track down anyone who spoke her own language.

Eda had tried the vendors, the street sweepers, even the local guards who didn’t know her name or who she was running from, but she had clearly run out of time. The Coven scouts were already landing in the town square, Eda catching sight of their white cloaks as they went around town looking and asking around for her. She just wanted to catch the next flying boat ride out of here before the fuzz could get their hands on her.

“This is a real mess. The one day I don’t have my translator fish in my ear just had to be today of all days!” Eda loudly complained, crossing her arms.

“Why did you forget it?” a gentle voice asked from behind her, sounding genuinely curious.

“Cause I didn’t think I’d need it!” Eda barked as she turned around, casting her eyes on the girl who’d spoken. She was shorter than Eda by a head, with a kind face and a complexion like cocoa. Her dark brown hair was worn short, hardly going past her shoulders, and pulled into a small ponytail. The clothes she wore marked her a student, Saint Epiderm if Eda remembered correctly, with a cute pair of glasses placed over her eyes, resting on a button nose.

Eda paused, “Now, kids, this was the first time I’ve ever met the woman who’d I’d start a family with. Who’d spend more than a decade of my life romantically involved with. First impressions are important, and I’m sure I utterly nailed it.

“Wait, you can understand me?” Eda cocked her head to the side, earning a giggle from the other girl.

“Yes, I can. I’ve been watching you blunder around town for the past twenty minutes. Also, your nose is bleeding.”

Eda reached up to touch her nose, wincing, “Yeah, probably broke it when I got acquainted with the ground. But you know, shit happens.”

Yup, knocked it out of the park.

“Come here,” The young Camila gestured for the much taller Eda to bring her face downward. With a small spell circle, Eda’s nose snapped back into place, completely healed. Camila smiled, “There, all better?”

Wiping the remaining blood off with her sleeve, Eda nodded, “Yeah. I can smell things again, and there is a lot less pain. You’re pretty good at that. What’s your name?”

The other girl held out her hand, “Camila Noceda.”

Eda hastily shook it, then draped an arm around Camila’s shoulder, pulling her along with her as she walked, “you can call me Eda. Look, I’m trying to get off this rock, as soon as possible. You wouldn’t happen to know where I can catch a ride back to the mainland, would you?”

“Well, there’s the docks, but you’d have to wait a few hours. All the boats are usually gone at this time, either fishing or bringing in exports from the rest of the Titan.” Camila explained helpfully, looking just the slightest bit uncomfortable with Eda’s lack of personal space.

“Not soon enough,” Eda mumbled to herself, then caught a flash of white and orange. Acting quickly she grabbed Camila and threw both of them to the ground, behind some crates set up beside a vendor's stall.

“What are you-?” Camila started to ask, but Eda shushed her by putting a hand up to her mouth.

Peeking over the box, Eda confirmed her suspicions. Bright orange hair, though not as curly as the last she’d seen it, a pair of large, dorky glasses, and draped in a coven scout uniform. Lilith, Eda’s own sister, was looking around for her, mask in hand instead of covering her face.

“Lilith!” Barked a voice, a large Guard Captain stepped in sight, making the young woman jump and quickly salute. Eda hunkered down and strained her ears to hear the conversation that was about to begin. “What have I told you about your mask and hood?”

“I’m sorry, Guard Captain Brooks, Ma’am. I just can’t see very well without my glasses, and the mask keeps me from wearing them-“ Lilith tried to argue, but it was clear her superior wasn’t listening, instead stomping around the area as she paced.

“What I don’t understand is how this criminal got into the mines in the first place. We had the entrance covered with a dozen guards and anti-illusion fields.” Brooks spoke aloud, fury and irritation in her every movement.

Lilith put on her mask and raised her hood, carefully placing her glasses on the beaked nose, only for them to go lopsided and useless. She raised a finger as she offered a suggestion, “Perhaps she found a secret entrance in, Ma’am?”

“That’s impossible, we’d have found any other entrance long ago,” Brooks dismissed.

I had found a secret entrance,” Eda told her audience, “It wasn’t even that hard to find. It’s how Luz and I managed to sneak in a few weeks ago, but at least by then it was covered in an ice sheet and harder to find.

Brooks growled, “Keep on the lookout, scout. And if I find out you’re covering for your sister, Lilith, you can kiss your placement in this Coven goodbye, do you understand me?”

Lilith bowed her head anxiously, sending her askew glasses to the ground, which she hastily fumbled to pick back up, “Yes, crystal clear, Ma’am.”

Eda ducked her head back down as the two passed by, only to nearly blow her cover when she saw Camila in her face, looking at her with deepening suspicion. “Why are you hiding from the Emperor’s scouts?”

“I wasn’t hiding from the scouts,” Eda insisted, like the liar she was, thankful that the Noceda girl hadn’t overheard what just went down, “I was hiding from my sister!”

She received a pair of narrowed eyes, Camila unimpressed with Eda’s response. “Really? Because it looked to me like you were hiding from the scouts.”

Eda held up her hands, “In my defense, my sister is a coven scout. She’s the dorky one with the glasses that was just back there.”

Eda peeked up past the crate again, only to duck again when another squad of scouts passed by. “Things are a bit strained between us right now. Which sucks. Lily used to be so much more fun when we were kids. Now she’s got a stick shoved up where the sun doesn’t shine, and is such a stickler for the rules. It’s infuriating.”

“Maybe you should… talk to her?” Camila hesitantly suggested, not wanting to get in the middle of things she didn’t understand between people she didn’t know.

Eda rolled her eyes so hard at the other girl, it made her dizzy, “Yeah, sure, I’ll talk to her. Give her a piece of my mind about pestering me. ‘Join the Emperor’s Coven’ this, and ‘the Emperor’s farts smell so good’ that.”

Camila made a face, grimacing in disgust at the picture Eda had put into her head. Fortunately for her, her watch went off, distracting them both from this conversation and putting an end to it. Camila’s eyes went wide when she saw the time, and she quickly stood to her feet, even as Eda tried to yank her back down behind the crate, “I need to go! School starts soon, and I can’t miss my ride!”

“Your ride?” Eda cried out, clutching Camila’s sleeve, “You just said there wasn’t a way off this island for a few hours!”

Camila yanked her sleeve back out of Eda’s grip, “That’s because it’s for students only. And I don’t see you wearing a uniform.”

Eda cocked her head, a mischievous smile working it’s way to her lips, “You go to Saint Epiderm, right?”

Camila blinked, but saw no harm in confirming Eda’s question, “Yeah, why?”

With a finger swirl and a poof, Eda was dressed in an illusion of the stuffy uniform for Camila’s school, doing a smug little twirl, “How do I look?”

“Like trouble,” Camila answered truthfully, wondering what she was about to get into.

“You don’t know the half of it,” Eda cackled, “Now, lead the way!”


The two teenagers walked side by side to Camila’s boat, one of the fancy flying models like Hexside used for field trips. The dock was surprisingly empty, only a very small handful of kids getting on to go to school, reminding Eda of just how tiny this island was.

The driver checked off everyone boarding, his eyes landing on Camila and Eda. “Noceda, you’re as late as ever. And who’s this? I don’t remember seeing you before. You on the list?”

Eda grimaced, but this wasn’t the hardest thing to bluff past. If she could make it past bouncers at dive bars, she could make it past this guy with a clipboard. “Oh, I usually walk to school, don’t live far from good old Saint Epiderm, and a brisk morning walk in the cold, snowy Knee air is good for a young lady, you know?”

As Camila was about to leave Eda to her fate, stepping onto the boat without her, Eda dragged her back, throwing her arm around Camila’s shoulder in a forced friendly fashion, “I was just spending a night with my gal pal here, Milly! Yeah, Milly, ‘cause we’re best friends, and best friend’s give each other nicknames. So, uh, I’ll just get on and head to school, my man.”

Eda sauntered aboard without waiting for permission, and while the driver looked like he wanted to yell and protest, he instead smoldered and fumed, knowing he wasn’t paid enough to actually do anything. Together, Cam and Eda took their seats, with Camila shoving Eda off of her, nearly making the older witch topple overboard. “Hey, watch it!”

“Never call me that again,” Camila warned, shooting Eda a dirty look.

“What? Milly? Why not?” Eda inquired with a teasing tone, a smirk plastered on her face.

“Because it’s incredibly juvenile! It makes me sound like I’m five,” Camila huffed, crossing her arms and looking indignant. “Like a five year old.

Eda shrugged, leaning back in her seat, “Whatever you say, Milly. And yes, kids, I would go on to abuse her annoyance with that nickname a loooot. The best way to ensure someone does something that annoys you is to tell them to stop, after all!

Shortly after they were seated, the boat took to the air, and Eda breathed a sigh of relief. She was home free. As soon as they landed, she could head out on her own, get back to her stall, where she’d left her portal key, and slip into the human world to lay low for a week or two. Everything was going to be leechy keen.

Still, Eda was never one for quiet moments. Turning to the other girl, who still seemed annoyed with Eda’s presence, Eda shot a finger gun, “so, you’re from the Toes… and a Healer to boot. What are you doing going to Saint Epiderm? Not to imply you’re not good enough, but I have a friend named Raine who used to go, and they said it costs a lot, and you don’t seem nearly snooty enough to come from money.”

Camila shook her head, “No, no. My family doesn’t have a lot. They’re taking a big gamble on me, putting me into Saint Epiderm. It’s one of the best schools around, after all. I want to become a Healer, get into a good position in the coven, and provide for my family, like they’ve all done for me.”

Eda smiled, a genuine one, at how sweet this girl was. “That’s pretty cool and responsible of you. Are things that bad on the Toes, though? People seemed nice to me, er, not that I could understand them.”

Camila bit her lip, “It’s a good place, yeah. But it’s a small group of islands that can’t export much in the way of goods, and it’s so far from the mainland that everything we can’t make has to be imported, which raises costs. Suddenly you have to choose between good housing, or putting food on the table. I don’t want my parents to have to make that choice, not if I can help it.”

“That’s good and all, but you’re just a kid. You shouldn’t have to be taking on the responsibility of taking care of your entire family one day.” Eda pointed out.

That didn’t endear her to Camila, “Bruja, I’m not a child, I’m nearly seventeen. Almost an adult, which means that I do have to think about my future, and the future of the people I care about. I want to give them as much as they gave me, and that’s my choice.”

Eda hummed, thinking back to her own family. “I wasn’t about to talk to this girl I just met about family issues. With the exception of running into Lilith every so often, usually when she'd ambush me while I ran my new Human curiosities stall in the markets, I hadn’t spoken to either of my parents since I ran away. And the less time I spent thinking about how maybe I should have been supporting my Dad instead of avoiding him out of guilt, the better.

“I’m sure you’ll do them proud, then,” Was all Eda had to say, flashing a small smile that didn’t quite meet her eyes at the other girl, who simply nodded.

“Thanks… So, what’s with you and your sister, then? You said you used to be close, but now she’s hounding you, and using coven scouts to help do it?”

“Something like that,” Eda confirmed, knowing she was lying through her teeth about the later half of that. “Lily and I both wanted to be a part of the Emperor’s Coven together when we were kids, and she’s not taking my current refusal to join so well.”

“What changed?” Camila asked, “I mean, it sounds like it must have been important to the both of you at some point if she’s still taking it so hard.”

“Well, see, me and my friend, Raine, we were put through heck together. No, literally, H-E-C-K,” Eda chuckled at the look on Camila’s face, “It was this thing that happened at the Instructing Future Witches of Tomorrow program my school, Hexside, sent me to.”

“Wow, don’t they only send the most gifted students there?” Camila asked, wonder in her voice as she looked at Eda in awe. “Only a small handful of Saint Epiderm’s best go every year! I’d have killed for the chance to bring back a ribbon.”

Now, I didn’t put it together until much later, but that is definitely where Luz gets her love of academics from. She had to get something from Camila, seeing as she clearly got her good looks from me.

Eda snorted, knowing better than to stomp on the girl's dreams, but kept her smug expression, “of course, which is why they sent yours truly. They were desperate for talent, and I was the best in my year, nah, the whole school! Anyway, one of the challenges of HECK kinda turned me off from the whole Emperor’s Coven idea. So I gave up that dream. When it came time for the E.C. try-outs, I forfeit and let my sister take the last spot available.”

“That’s… really sweet of you.” Camila looked at Eda in a new light.

“Bleh, don’t give me those eyes. I’ve regretted it every day since, she never stops hounding me!” Eda whined, slumping into her seat, “She just can’t seem to get over the fact that that isn’t what I want in my life anymore. I want her to be happy, sure, but not at the cost of my own happiness! People change, and so do dreams!”

Whatever Camila was about to say in response was cut off as the boat began to descend from the sky. Peering over the edge, she spotted her school below, “Well, at least now you won’t have to worry about her getting on your case. We’re here.”

Eda suppressed a cheer, instead settling for an exaggerated sigh of relief, “Thank the Titan. I wasn’t sure how much longer I could still pass for a high schooler.”

As the ship landed and the handful of students from the Toes disembarked, Eda got ready to bolt, only to catch another flash of white in her vision. Bolting behind Camila’s much smaller frame, Eda peered past her hair and her shoulders to glare at the sight of a group of coven scouts who were passing by. In fact, there were a lot of scouts, who had the whole school seemingly locked down.

“What’s going on?” Camila asked aloud, though Eda couldn’t give any answers.

“You’re sure she’ll be here?” The familiar deep voice of Captain Brooks met Eda’s ears, and she quickly dragged herself and Camila behind the boat to better hide.

“I’m fairly positive,” Lilith’s own muffled voice came from behind her mask. “According to our logs, only one boat left the docks after she landed on the Toes, and it was heading here. I’d stake my job on it.”

Eda grit her teeth, wondering why in the world her sister would be dumb enough to say that out loud, and of course the reply she expected came from the Guard Captain, “Excellent. I’ll be holding you to your word, Lilith. If we find nothing, you’ll turn in your uniform, and have to find another coven. Perhaps the Loser coven will still be taking members at this time of year?”

“There- there isn't a Loser’s Coven, Ma’am,” Lilith slowly corrected, before realizing she was being mocked.

“Then perhaps you’ll get the opportunity to start one! Now get back to searching!” Brooks ordered, and Eda cursed, knowing now that she couldn’t just leave undetected anymore if she wanted her sister to keep her job.

“That’s pretty smart of her,” Camila commented, looking at Eda knowingly.

“What is?” Eda snapped moodily.

“Your sister. Look at you, I can see it on your face, now you plan on being seen to save her job. Which means you have a better chance at being caught. All because you’d feel guilty if she lost her job because of this. I think she knew you’d hear that. We’re close to the boat they knew you’d come in on.” Camila pointed out, and Eda opened her mouth to argue, only to slowly shut it.

“Huh. Wow, that is smart of her. She’d have made a killer con artist…” Eda rubbed her chin, thinking of the possibilities.

“What was that?” Camila asked, unsure if she’d heard that right.

“Nothing,” Eda said quickly, taking the girl by the hand and heading for the school. Even from the boat dock she could see the Principal standing in front of the school, throwing a hissy fit over the scouts on the school grounds, barring them entry inside the main facility, which suited Eda’s needs just fine. “Look, I can’t get out of here, but maybe if I wait a while I can at least avoid the scouts until I can make a clean break for it. I have my palisman, but he’s a little out of it right now, so if I can stay ahead of them until he’s recovered-“

“Eda,” Camila hissed, yanking her arm back, “I don’t know if I can or should keep helping you.”

“Why not?” Eda questioned, looking indignant, “You helped me so far.”

“Because I’m pretty sure if your sister was the only one looking for you, she wouldn’t have been able to rope a Guard Captain and a whole platoon into chasing you down, at the cost of her job.” Camila put her foot down, “So, I want you to be honest with me, why are they chasing after you?”

Eda shifted, fidgeting in place. They were too open, too exposed, and there was no way she was going to get out of this. “Believe it or not, your Mama has always been a firecracker. For all she knew, she was facing down a hardened criminal, yet was forcing my hand out in the open. I won’t lie, that was kind of attractive.

Once again, Eda rolled her eyes at something said in the present day, “We had you, Luz, trust me, I can say a lot more gross things than ‘I thought your Mama’s guts in the face of danger was sexy,’ and if you complain any more about it, I will say those things.

To answer Camila in the past, Eda just let out a defeated sigh, knowing she was beat. If she didn’t do as Cam asked, she could easily alert the scouts to Eda’s presence, and she was caught. So, she held out her arm to the other woman, and pulled up her sleeve. “Alright, there, that’s why my sister is chasing after me.”

Camila looked at the blank, pale skin, “You don’t have a brand. You’re a covenless witch?”

“Yup,” Eda took her arm back, and proudly preened, “I’m as wild as they come, sweetheart. I just want to be left alone, okay? So can we not get the Emperor’s Coven, or Titan forbid, my family, involved?”

Camila looked unsure, even a little uncomfortable to be in Eda’s presence. “Come on, you’ve been with me all morning, and I haven’t hurt anyone. Yet.”

“But the Emperor says the Titan hates Wild Magic, and it nearly destroyed us.” Camila said quietly.

“Yeah, so? Do you believe everything Belos tells you?” Eda challenged, then shook her head, because yes, Camila probably did. “Look, witches survived for thousands of years with unrestrained magic. And Belos has given no proof he’s backed by the Titan. No more proof than anyone with a corpse can say the corpse agrees with them. Until he’s got solid, undeniable proof, I’m not joining one of his covens. Not a one.”

Eda turned back to the school’s entrance, then quickly took Camila’s arm, dragging her along again. Camila floundered, almost tripping as she tried to keep up with Eda’s longer legs, the taller witch not stopping until they were inside the safety of the school. Eda was filled with a sense of relief to see the halls free of any coven scouts, who all seemed too busy preparing a perimeter around the school to have placed any scouts in it yet.

“I’ll just spend my day with you and kill time until Owlbert wakes up,” Eda gave Camila a push on the back, expecting her to lead the way. “The goon squad won’t be able to thoroughly inspect the school without the Principal’s permission, and that should give me some time to plan my awesome escape.”

“Wait, I’m in healing, what track were you in at Hexside?” Camila asked, “You can’t pass as a student if you don’t know anything about my track!”

Eda waved off her worry, “I was in potions, but I studied everything I could get my hands on. I was an absolute wiz at all of the tracks, even though I had to spy on the other classes in secret. Just watch, one day I’m going to be the most powerful witch on the Boiling Isles!”

Eda didn’t wait for a response, using a spell to change the illusion of her uniform to match Camila’s colors, “Now come on, Milly, we don’t want to be late.”

“Stop calling me that,” Camila hissed, cheeks puffing outward in anger at hearing that nickname again, but still led the way to her class so she wouldn’t be any more late than she already was.


Classes were a bore for Eda. Despite being a school for elites and snobs, Saint Epiderm’s curriculum wasn’t any more challenging than Hexside’s had been four years ago. Eda’s foot tapped under the desk she’d been given when the excuse that she was a new student was bought hook, line and sinker. Impatience fueled her, and more than a few students sent her annoyed looks from the tapping of her foot to the drumming of her fingers.

“Marilyn, are you paying attention?” The professor asked, giving her the stink eye.

“Hm? Yeah, sure.” Eda replied dismissively, hardly paying him any attention.

The Professor huffed, “Then would you be so kind as to answer the question on the board?”

Eda looked up from her finger drumming long enough to glance at the chalkboard. She dully noted that it had to do with curse handling and detection in patients. “Most common curses can be cured with a simple and standard healing spell, though the advanced Hex breaker technique will take out most anything the common spells can’t handle. For detection, until a proper cure can be found, certain gems can be placed on the body to detect when a curse may act up. These gems are usually made out of hardened lumps of the Titan’s fat cells that crystallized over hundreds of years.”

The class stared at her as she continued, her bored tone just driving home how thoroughly she understood the material, “As for suppression, if a curse acts out enough to cause significant duress to the patient, elixirs can help hold it back. Curses feed off of magic, and an outside source crafted by master potioneers can hold back the tide of discomfort.”

“For a time,” She muttered under her breath as the teacher coughed, taken aback by how quickly and thoroughly Eda had answered.

“Um, yes, that is correct. Thank you, Marilyn, that will be all. Now, if you’ll all turn to page fifty-five, you’ll-“

Eda slumped in her seat, maddened by how utterly boring this all was. She would kill to light something on fire, if just to see everyone’s reactions. Beside her, Camila nudged her with a foot under the desk, sending her a smile, whispering, “You really know your stuff.”

Eda scoffed, muttering under her breath “Come on, it’s not that hard. I learned this when I was fourteen and peeped in on the advanced Healing Track home room. Not to mention going through it all first hand at fifteen.

“You were picking up stuff from the advanced classes at fourteen?” Camila spoke softly, careful to not draw attention to herself from her teacher.

“I mean, yeah. By that point I was skipping the normal classes. Lilith was a year ahead of me, and we studied together, so it’s not like I didn’t know the stuff my teachers were droning on about.” Eda didn’t see why the other girl seemed so impressed with what she deemed standard material any witch should know.

Meanwhile, Camila was starting to understand exactly why Eda was saying she’d one day be the strongest on the Boiling Isles, and starting to believe her, managing only a weak, “Still, you must have put a lot of time into studying to keep up with it all.”

“Not really. Sure, I skimmed through some books, but my attention span just isn’t great for binge reading. Lilith preferred that method. I was more into…” Eda tried and struggled to think of a way to not say pranks, “practical exercises. Putting what I learned about to the test, you know? Experience is the best teacher.”

“If only it was that easy,” Camila sighed, slumping in her seat. “I swear, I study all night and… well, my grades aren’t bad, not at all, but I wish I could say I was the top of my track.”

“If you ask me, there are so many better things to be on top of than a class, Milly,” Eda scoffed, a playful smile stretching on her lips as Camila seemed confused to what she was referring to.

“What? What else should I be on top of?” The healer asked, brow furrowed in thought. Eda wiggled her eyebrows, and a scandalized blush worked its way onto Camila’s cheeks, “Eda!”

Eda cackled, slapping her desk as pure jubilation worked through her veins. “Marilyn! Do you have something to share with the class?” The professor demanded with a glare, drained of all good will when it came to his newest student.

“Nothing, teach,” Eda snickered, carefully weaving a spell under her desk to move one of the pins from his desk onto his seat, relishing when he’d sit down and fall victim to her latest school prank.


Eda couldn’t help herself, playing more and more minor pranks in second and third period, as well as in between classes. Ranging from the harmless like a bucket of water over the door, to the outrageous, like cursing the water fountain in one of the hallways to be full of screaming ghosts. Nothing that beat the stuff she came up with at Hexside, but she was working on short notice, after all.

At lunch, Eda poked at her food, making faces at it as it made faces back at her. Camila set her tray down beside Eda, resigned to the fact they were going to be glued to the hip until Eda left the school. The girl raised an eyebrow as she raised her fork to her mouth, “Is something wrong?”

“No, not really?” Eda admitted, finally taking a bite, “I’m just surprised that with how much the school charges for tuition that they serve the same slop Hexside passed for food.”

“You’re really not one for institutional education, are you?” Camila observed, taking note how Eda hadn’t liked any of their classroom activities anymore than the lunches.

“You know what else is an institution?” Eda asked, shaking her head, and jabbing her finger down on the table, “Prison.”

The older witch sighed, then after glancing around she retrieved Owlbert from her orange locks, taking a look at him. Her frown deepened when she saw he still wasn’t awake, or even reacting to her touch. “Come on, Owlbert… I need you so we can get out of here.”

“That’s your palisman?” Camila leaned forward in her seat to take a look at the little wooden animal, “He doesn’t look so good.”

“Yeah… He took a pretty hard hit earlier this morning and hasn’t been the same since.” Eda responded sadly, cradling him in her arms.

Camila got out of her seat across from Eda, instead scooting in beside her on the other side of the table. The girl looked down at Owlbert, giving him a little smile, “It’s not often I see someone our age with a Palisman these days. Titan knows I couldn’t afford the palistrum wood. Are you two close?”

Eda nodded slowly, clutching Owlbert to her chest, “like you wouldn’t believe. My Dad and I carved him together a few years ago. He was a professional palisman carver you know, one of the best on the Isles. It’s a- well, it was, a family tradition.”

“Was?” Camila questioned softly, feeling she was treading on fragile territory. “What happened?”

Eda inhaled, biting her lip, “there was an… an accident.”

Camila swallowed, knowing she had overstepped and jabbed a sensitive spot, “I- I’m sorry. Is he…?”

“He’s alive,” Eda confirmed, and Cam let out a sigh of relief. “But he lost an eye… and most of the use of his left hand.”

With a shaky breath, Eda hugged Owlbert closer to her chest, so tight Camila was afraid she was going to hurt him, “It was my fault. I did that to him. And Owlbert… Owlbert was the last thing he made, and we made it together. He means a lot to me.”

“It’s not your fault,” Camila spoke automatically, Eda flinching at her words. “I mean it, Eda. I may not know all, or any of the details, frankly, but you said it was an accident, so please, don’t blame yourself.”

Eda didn’t want to hear it, turning away from Cam in her seat, “I don’t want to talk about this anymore.”

Camila deflated, but nodded in understanding. She didn’t exactly have any right to chime in on Eda’s mysterious past, especially since she’d only known the wild witch for a few hours. There was something she felt she could do to help soothe her new friend over though. With cautious hands, Cam placed one on Eda’s shoulder, “Can I take a look at him? Maybe I can help?”

Eda snapped back to the present at her words. Her body twisted further away from the younger woman, as if to shield Owlbert from the witch. She cast suspicious eyes on Camila, as if she were weighing her options, but after seeing the other girl's earnest expression she gave a sigh, turning back and holding Owlbert put in her palms for Camila to see. “Fine, just… make it quick. And no touching.”

Camila nodded understandingly, and inspected the small owl palisman. Despite their growing scarcity, Camila had still seen a few palismans, but Owlbert was easily the smallest, and the grim thought sprang to her mind that Palistrum wood was becoming so rare that even a professional carver could only get a small block to carve something with his daughter.

It also brought to light that Eda’s hands were much larger than her own, which was something she wasn’t ready to deal with at the time.

“I’m going to try something,” Camila said as she locked eyes with Eda, silently asking for permission. Eda gave the offer some serious consideration before she gave a nod, and Camila spun a small circle with her finger, sending a bit of healing magic into the little wooden animal.

Owlbert was still as a statue in Eda’s hands, and both women drooped at the apparent failure. Then a sudden twitch made Eda jump, followed by another. Owlbert’s little legs were kicking, and slowly he blinked his eyes open, letting out a weak hoot of greeting.

“Owlbert!” Eda let out a relieved laugh, squishing him to her face as she embraced him. “Look at you, you’re okay! -ish! Okay-ish!”

She looked at Camila in wonder, eyes sparkling, “how did you do that?”

Camila’s cheeks went pink, and she grew a little flustered under Eda’s praise, especially after seeing how smart the other witch was herself in class, seemingly outpacing Camila in her own track by a mile. “Well, uh, I tried a basic healing spell, but downsized it drastically to account for his smaller size. If I applied too much magic, he might have overloaded, and it might have made his condition way worse. I’ve heard some Beast Healer’s use loads of variations of standard healing magic to heal animals, but this was my first time trying to put it in practice.”

“It was amazing, look at him, he’s awake again!” Cam found Owlbert shoved right up against her face, Eda enthusiastically introducing them, “Owlbert, this is Milly, and she helped fix you up, so say thanks!”

Camila laughed as she put her face in her hands, the small owl giving a polite hoot to his savior. “Please, don’t listen to her. My name is Camila. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Owlbert.”

The poor bird still seemed weak, something Eda caught onto fast, “Hey, buddy, take it easy. You’ve been out all morning. Here, eat some food, you need to keep your strength up,” Eda shoveled some of the stuff she had called slop onto her spoon and held it up to the owl’s beak, and he took a cautious nibble at it, looking displeased with the flavor.

“Yeah, I know, it’s not great, but you have to eat,” Eda insisted. Camila just shook her head fondly as she watched the two, feeling a warmth growing in her chest knowing she’d been able to put her magic to use to actually help someone, even someone as small as Owlbert..


Eda estimated it would be another period before she could make her escape. Nothing to worry about, as long as the scouts stayed outside where they belonged. It seemed the Principal of Saint Epiderm was still putting up a struggle to keep them out of the school building and out in the yard, probably insisting their presence would disrupt lessons, or something similarly, all said in a snooty tone.

The bad girl let Camila take the lead, since she still didn’t know her way to the next class despite getting a decent feel for the school’s layout. She of course used the opportunity to pull a few more pranks while Camila’s focus was ahead of them, and not behind. With a twirl of her finger, a pair of shoelaces were tied together. With another, a bully pressing their nerd against a locker was swallowed up by the school equipment instead. Yet another, and the thick pile of flyers in a passing student's arms turning into literal fliers, folding into paper airplanes and sailing above everyone’s heads.

Eda hummed cheerfully to herself and her chaos, reveling in it. As much as she hated school, she kind of missed pulling one over on all the suckers who attended them.

Camila wasn’t as blind to it all as Eda believed she was, wisely choosing not to bring her troublemaking up and hoping that it would eventually burn out of Eda’s system before their next class. The very idea just made Eda smirk, “She had no idea just how deep my urge to spread a little anarchy goes, but she’d learn eventually. Even pick it up herself in the present, I’m still so proud of her for that.

Whatever Camila thought on the matter quickly left her head as they rounded the corner. Within a split second of doing so, she found herself dragged back and pinned to the wall by Eda’s strong hands, wincing a little at how hard she was being handled. Eda kept her pinned, hissing, “play along, okay?” And not much else before putting her face right up against Camila’s, nose to nose.

Camila squeaked at the contact, feeling Eda’s hot breath up against her lips. Any attempts to flail wildly were resisted, and she went stock still as she heard a voice approaching from around the corner she’d been yanked away from.

“I know she’s in here,” Came the muffled voice of Lilith as she rounded the corner, flanked by Saint Epiderm’s Principal Norton, and Guard Captain Brooks. “I can practically smell her.”

“I can assure you, no criminals have made their way inside of my school,” the Principal insisted, looking very displeased to have his day interrupted. “Any of this academy's fine students would have turned her in by now had she snuck inside.”

“We’ll just see about that,” Brooks' menacing voice boomed, “If we don't find her by the end of the day, we’re lining every last student up to be interrogated.”

Lilith stopped in her tracks, pivoting on her heel and looked back down the hallway she’d just passed through. Down at the end, where she could have sworn she’d seen a flash of orange. She squinted, wishing desperately to be able to wear her glasses. Eyes strained from the effort, she was able to make out the blurry sight of two teenagers who appeared to be in the middle of making out against a wall, though in place of orange, the girl on top seemed to have a head full of electric blue hair. Lips curled back in disgust, she turned back around to resume her patrol, grumbling about hormonal teens and public displays of affection.

Eda pulled back away from Camila, heaving a heavy sigh that her quick hair changing illusion had fooled Lilith in time. Had she got a better look, she’d probably have seen right through it. With a snap of her fingers, the blue changed back to orange, “That was a bit close for comfort.”

“You think?” Camila hissed, face flushed with embarrassment. “What even was that just now?”

Eda blinked, “What, that? A fakeout-makeout, duh. Had to fool Lilith somehow.”

Camila threw up her arms, “you could have warned me, first!”

Eda rolled her eyes, turning her back on the girl and continuing down the hallway, “Oh, come on, it wasn’t even real! Your kiss virginity is still intact.”

Camila followed, offense on every inch of her face, “I have been kissed before, and that is not the issue!”

She hadn’t, and it totally was,” Eda cackled in the present. “But don’t worry, I’d fix that, eventually.

Unbeknownst to either teenager, as Eda laughed and joked, and Camila fumed in anger, a figure hid behind a locker. Despite her eyesight not being great, her ears worked perfectly fine, and Lilith would recognize Eda’s voice anywhere, any day. She slipped her mask off and put her glasses on and peaked around the locker, not in time to see Eda before she disappeared around the corner, but she did catch a glimpse at her current partner in crime, and glared at the witch in the healing track uniform as she followed after her sister


Fourth period ended with a literal bang, half the class racing out to escape the smoke cloud that enveloped the place. Camila coughed as she stumbled out, wondering how in the world any of Eda’s classmates survived a decade of schooling with her when she did things like this casually, multiple times a day. Eda meanwhile sat back in her seat with her eyes closed, looking the most at peace she’d been since she entered the classroom now that it was destroyed and filled with the cries of children.

Camila waited at the door for Eda to join her, wondering if the other girl planned on sticking around for the next period, or would make her escape like she planned. There was only so long ‘Marilyn’ would be able to pass herself off as an actual student rather than a hellion in disguise, and with the Coven scouts actively looking for her inside the school now…

Eda’s mind was on other things, though. Like her next prank. “It’d been so long since I’d done something for just the thrill and the joke of it. Being on the run, having a sister dead set on tracking you down, trying to sell human garbage, not making enough snails to cover rent, then resorting to pickpocketing so you didn’t starve. It was catching up to me, which is why, in hindsight, I was really, really dumb to tempt fate as much as I did that day.

Camila leaned against the wall outside the classroom, crossing her arms as she waited. Looking down, the shoelace on her boot was loose, so she hastily bent over, untying and retying, giving the shoe a pat once it was done. She didn’t realize until too late that a shadow had come over her while she was distracted, and as she stood she came face to face with Eda’s sister, who’s eyes were full of contempt.

“Where is she?” Lilith spoke, clear and purposeful.

“Uh…” Camila tried to take a step back, but couldn’t, her back pressing against the wall. “Lo siento, no te entiendo. No hablo-

Eso no funcionará conmigo.” Lilith spoke in perfect Spanish, then pressed her staff under Camila’s chin, “Now, tell me where she is.”

“Eda?” Camila called from outside the classroom door. There was an urgency in her voice that had Eda shaking her head. The girl was too much of a goody-goody, and probably wanted to get to the next class on time.

“Just a second, Milly, I’ll be right there. Just finishing drawing up my plans for my next scheme!” Eda cackled, writing down the list of things she’d need to nab for her next classroom disrupting prank.

“I don’t think you’ll have time for that,” Camila said glumly, walking into the classroom with her hands held above her head. Behind her, Lilith glared behind her glasses, pushing the head of her staff into the girl’s back.

“Lilith… How did you find me?” Eda gaped at her sister.

“It wasn’t hard,” Lilith admitted. “All I had to do was follow the unending trail of pranks and the sounds of screams.”

Eda’s smile fell, seeing her new… friend essentially being held hostage. “Carefully now, Lily, don’t do anything you might regret.”

Lilith’s lip twitched in irritation, “You don’t get to be the one who talks to me like that, Edalyn.”

She poked Camila in the back with her staff, and gestured at Eda with her other hand, “You do know this person is a dangerous criminal fugitive, right? What in the world is a bright young girl like you thinking, getting involved with her?”

“Love you too, sis,” Eda deadpanned, trying to look disinterested, but mind going a mile a minute trying to think of how to get out of this mess.

“I’ve been trying to help you, Edalyn, but now you’ve got an accomplice!” Lilith cried, accidentally jabbing Camila in the back with her staff, “This has got to end.”

“Why are you so insistent about this?” Camila interrupted their sibling squabble, “She doesn’t want to join a coven. She’s harmless, can’t you cut your manita some slack?”

“Harmless? Harmless?!” Lilith cackled, seemingly amused by Camila’s innocence. “Do you think they’d send as many scouts after her just because she’s a wild witch? Is that what she told you?”

Eda shifted, licking her lips nervously, “Come on, Lilith, do you really have to do this?”

Lilith ignored her, “She robbed one of the Emperor’s mines this morning, attempting to steal some Titan Blood. That’s a little more serious than just not joining a coven in the Emperor’s eyes.”

“Attempted being the key word here, I didn’t actually steal anything, because there was nothing left to steal!” Eda tried in her defense.

Camila looked at Eda in disbelief, hurt in her eyes. “You lied to me?”

Eda grit her teeth, pacing back and forth in frustration, “I didn’t lie, I just… didn’t tell you the whole truth!”

“Why would you steal something like that, Eda?” Camila questioned, “Even when it was more plentiful, it was expensive. That’s a serious crime, and you wrapped me up in this.”

“I’m sorry!” Eda said, speaking sincerely, “I needed it, okay? I thought it would help me!”

“You’re beyond help, Edalyn,” Lilith raised her voice, cutting off anything Camila could say, then shifted her tone to be more soothing, practically begging, “At least alone. Please, just turn yourself in. Join the Emperor’s Coven, and I can ensure the charges are dropped against you, and you can get some help. I just want to keep you safe.”

Eda tensed, fists clenched as she looked between Lilith and Camila. She found she couldn’t look the other witch in the eye, and bowed her head, “And Camila? What about her?”

“As far as I’m concerned, she just made friends with the new girl, and had no idea what was going on. She’ll go free, I promise.” Lilith assured, lowering her staff away from the girl in a show of good faith, feeling hopeful for the first time now that Eda was taking this seriously.

Eda closed her eyes, inhaling, exhaling, breathing deeply as she weighed her options. “This was the second closest I had ever come to considering Lilith’s offer. The first was after I found out you inherited my curse, Luz. It seems I had run my course, and I was out of steam. Had it been anyone else, I probably would have left them behind, but after what Cam did for Owlbert, I refused to leave her high and dry for my poor decisions.”

“Thankfully, I must have had the Titan watching over me that day…

“Oka-“ Eda started, only to be cut off.

“Lilith, what have I told you about wearing your mask?!” Brooks’ voice boomed, startling all three women as the Guard Captain entered the classroom. With Lilith’s staff trained away from Camila, and now distracted by her commander, Eda took the opportunity to leap forward, grab Camila by the wrist, and yank the girl along with her out the door at the back of the class and into the hall. Their feet skid across the floor as they made a break for it, ignoring the calls from behind them to halt.

Eda was a master thief, so by this point she was good at putting together a mental map in her head, and she’d been all around the school that day. She only hoped that the scouts couldn’t say the same and would get lost as she turned corner after corner.

Eventually they had to stop, Camila being the one to yank on Eda’s arm and bring her to a halt in a hall Eda recognized as being right in front of Camila’s locker. Panting and hunched over, trying to catch their breath, Camila nudged Eda, “You need to go.”

Heaving out a pathetic excuse for a laugh, too winded for a proper one, Eda asked, “Really? Even after finding out what I did, that I lied to you, you’re still going to just let me go?”

“…” Camila was quiet for a moment, catching her breath, “You were going to give yourself up for me back there, weren’t you?”

“Well, yeah!” Eda grinned despite herself, “I’m Wild, not heartless!”

“Your sister said you needed help. And you stole something incredibly valuable. Or tried to, anyway,” Camila corrected, shooting a playfully annoyed glance when Eda straightened up to correct her. “I don’t know what’s going on in your life, but it sounds like you had no choice, so I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.”

“Being a Wild witch can’t be easy. You can’t get a proper job, and you need to make money somehow. I think you got in trouble with some people who lent you money, and now you have to pay them off. So you tried to steal something for them, and that’s why your sister is willing to make it all go away. Is that close?” Camila paced as she put things together with the limited clues she had.

Eda’s heart could hardly take it. Even after all that, Camila was still trying to find a way to see her as the good guy, someone who didn’t have a choice. “I should have told her the truth. I should have told her right then and there about the curse. It would have been easy, and she wouldn't have judged. But I always had problems opening up to people. I couldn’t talk with people about my curse for years, even the ones close to me at the time. It ruined a lot of relationships for me. Friends, family… lovers.”

“I should have told the truth.

“You’re one smart cookie,” Eda gave a nervous chuckle, “Who knew you could put that all together by yourself! Yes, that is… that’s exactly what is going on, Milly.”

Coward.”

“Then you should go,” Camila urged, taking Eda’s hands in her own, “Maybe your sister can fix things for you, maybe she can’t. But it should be on your terms. Go on, I’ll buy you time.”

Eda opened her mouth to object, but the sound of feet stomping down the halls caught both their ears. They were out of time, even if Eda started running now. “Mill-“

She didn’t get the chance to finish, Camila wrapping her into a tight hug, then gave her a shove. Not down the hallway, but right into the open, waiting mouth of her locker, which swallowed Eda whole. Despite the disgusting situation, Eda clamped her jaw shut and listened intently though to the other side as the footfalls caught up.

“Where is she?” Lilith was demanding again, and Eda had to bite down a scathing remark.

“She’s gone,” Camila said simply, holding up her hands in surrender. “She left me behind because I was slowing her down.”

“Where was she going?” Brooks' intimidating voice barked, making Eda flinch inside the locker. She couldn’t imagine how little Camila was handling things out there alone.

Seeing Camila’s hesitancy to speak, Lilith tried playing Good Scout to Brooks’ Bad Scout, “You didn’t know what she was, or what she was capable of. She used you. If you tell us where she went, we’ll make sure you bear no responsibility for her actions.”

Eda held her breath as she waited to hear Camila’s response. If the girl was going to betray her, it would be now. She wouldn’t even blame her if she did, it was a good deal. Instead, Camila stuck to her guns, “S-she went to the boat dock.”

“The boat dock?” Brooks sounded skeptical, her heavy steps clacking against the floor as she circled the small student.

“Why would she go there?” Lilith questioned, keeping her voice steady and even, not accusatory.

“Her palisman, Owlbert, was injured. She planned to fly out of here on him after school, but since you found her, she needed another way to escape. She’s going to steal one of the flying boats.” Camila spoke dispondantly, selling just how defeated she was supposed to be.

Lilith smirked, “We got her, then. Hurry, Ma’am, we may be able to catch her yet!”

“One minute, Scout.” Brooks scolded her ward, then bent down to be eye level with Camila. Even nose to nose, the silver mask Brooks wore covered her eyes, leaving the young woman to stare into blank pits of black. “If you are lying to us, there will be consequences. I can make life very difficult for you.”

Camila gulped, and nodded, “U-understood.”

Standing at her full height, Brooks gave a jerk of her head, and together she and Lilith took off to the other side of the school, ready to capture a criminal that wouldn’t be there.

Eda waited until it was safe, then slowly pried the mouth of the locker open, grimacing as she realized how much drool she was covered in, “Bleh. This is disgusting. I almost feel bad about shoving so many nerds into lockers now. Almost.”

Camila offered her a hand, Eda eagerly taking it as she set her feet on the floor and stretched, “Thanks, Milly. I mean it, you saved my demonic bacon.”

“Don’t thank me yet,” Camila shook her head, “You still need to actually escape. Is Owlbert ready to fly?”

The palisman poked out of Eda’s hair, giving a hoot of confirmation. Camila reached out and petted the tip of his beak, earning a coo from the bird.

Eda turned to leave, but stopped, turning back to get one last good look at the girl, “Is it dumb that I hate that this is good bye?”

“Not at all.” Camila looked flattered, a faint blush on her cheeks, “I’ll miss you too.”

Eda reached out, taking one of Camila’s hands by the fingers, “You’re going to be in trouble when they find out you tricked them. Why not go full ham? I could use someone to watch my back, and us weirdo’s have to stick together. What do you say, wanna come with me? Be my partner?”

Both women froze as they processed Eda’s words. The redhead’s face flushed as she quickly amended, “In crime! I meant partner in crime, of course!”

Camila broke down into awkward chuckles, soon followed by Eda, “I’m flattered, Eda, really… but I want to finish my education. I want to help people. When I’m a healer, that won’t just be a dream anymore. Besides, I’m not that big a weirdo.”

“You spent the day harboring a fugitive out of the kindness of your heart. I’d say that’s pretty weird.” Eda laughed, then corrected her new friend, “and It’s not a dream today, either, you helped me out loads. Owlbert too. Thanks.”

Camila opened her mouth to tell her not to mention it, but it fell open as Eda leaned forward and pressed a brief kiss to her cheek. Whatever mood Eda was going for in the moment was ruined a little by the locker slobber that transferred from her face to Camila’s, but that didn’t matter at the time.

Eda mounted Owlbert, back facing Camila to hide her red face. She intended to race down the halls as fast as possible, but called back to Camila first, “If you ever find yourself in Bonesborough, I’ve got this quaint little shop I think you’ll love! Hope to see you soon, Milly!”

Camila waved as Eda took off, vanishing around a corner and out of her life as quickly as she’d popped into it, rubbing at her reddened cheek with an open palm.


Three years later, a twenty two year old Eda sat bored at her stall. She hadn’t had a customer all day, and she’d had to move her tent twice to avoid the patrols and the bounty hunters. She was almost sad they hadn’t caught her, it would have been fun to have a firefight in the middle of the markets.

Just as she was beginning to nod off, a shadow fell over her, blocking out the midday sun. Blinking back awake, she looked up, realizing that this person wasn’t cloaked or armed, and therefore must be a customer. “Ah, welcome to the Human Curiosities shop! How can I help you today-“

“A quaint stall in Bonesborough really wasn’t a lot to go off of, you know.” Camila’s warm voice greeted her, “you couldn’t have narrowed it down a little?”

“…Milly?” Eda breathed, then laughed, “Oh my Titan, I thought I’d never see you again! How are you? What are you doing here?”

Camila chuckled at the reception she was receiving, “I moved here, actually. Weeks ago. I’ve heard tell about the famous Owl Lady, but I was beginning to worry I’d never get the chance to see you.”

“You live here now? Don’t tell me, did you-“ Eda started, but Camila held up her hand.

“I’ve started working at a clinic, yes. I hope to open my own someday, but for now I’m happy where I am.” She started, “but-“

“But what? Sounds like you’ve got a pretty sweet gig,” Eda elbowed her friend from across her sales table, littered with human junk. “How is the Healing Coven treating you?”

“It isn’t,” Camila finished, her smile dropping a little.

“What?” Eda asked blankly, unsure she heard that right.

“After you left, that Guard Captain made good on her threat when they couldn’t find you.” Camila started with a shrug. “They- uh, well, Brooks had some pull, and ensured that when the time came, I wasn’t able to get into the Healing Coven.”

Eda was silent, but on the inside was boiling with rage, “Excuse me, I think I have a murder to plan…”

“Eda, it’s fine,” Camila insisted, showing the witch her arm, “I did make it into one of the healing branches, at least. Beast Healing.”

Eda looked at the coven brand with a frown, “Damn. And here I was hoping you’d be as wild as little old me. I’m sorry, Milly. I know this meant a lot to you. And I ruined that.”

“I said it’s fine,” Camila insisted, “I still make a good wage. Not as much as a Healer, but it’s enough to support my family like I wanted. And it’s not like I don’t enjoy the work. After helping Owlbert, I found a new passion for animals, and all the beasts of the Isles. It may not be what I originally wanted, Eda, but… I’m happy.”

Eda bowed her head, still feeling guilty. “Well, that may be the case, but I still owe you. So, what do you want, huh? It’s on the house!” Eda gestured to the wide variety of things she’d stolen from the human realm, putting on her best ‘fake salesperson smile.’

“I have no idea what any of this is,” Camila admitted, though she couldn’t help but smile at Eda’s enthusiasm.

“Then, let me help you out. This right here-“ Eda picked up a tape player and pressed the button, emitting the musical beats of “what is love, baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more” from the headphones plugged into it, “- lets you hear the voices of the damned!”

Camila didn’t look sold on the idea, so Eda quickly moved on to her next item, a yo-yo, “And this right here is a special item. No matter how hard you try to throw it away, it’ll always come back!” She flung it at the ground, only for the yo-yo to climb back up the string and into her palm. Eda waggled her fingers, giving the display some pizazz.

After another shake of Camila’s head, Eda tried one last time, tossing the yo-yo over her shoulder and holding up a Gameboy, sans cartridge or batteries, “alright, then how about this, this is a- okay, I’ll admit, I have no idea what this even is.”

Camila descended into giggles, Eda beaming ear to ear at the sound as she joined in, “Okay, I have no idea what any of this stuff does, I’m just making it up, but that’s half the fun!”

“Well, I’m certainly enjoying myself, Eda,” Camila agreed, “but I really don’t need any of this junk for you to make things up to me. No offense.”

“Eh, it is junk,” Eda agreed, tossing the Gameboy back onto her table. “Alright, tell you what, I happen to know a place that sells some of the best coffee in town. How about I take you there, right now? My treat.”

Camila seemed to ponder it, her eyes playful, “Well, okay. You’ve twisted my arm. But it better be as good as you said.”

“Trust me, as good as the coffee is, the company is even better,” Eda winked, closing up her shop with a spin of her finger. She offered her arm to Camila, who looped her own around it and let Eda lead the way, “So, Milly, any embarrassing stories to share about your patients?”

Camila groaned loudly, “Can you please stop calling me that? I really do hate that nickname.”

“Why do you think I call you that? It gets a reaction,” Eda teased. “Besides, what else can I call you? Camila Noceda is such a mouthful.”

“Says Edalyn Clawthorne. Cam. Cam is fine,” Camila insisted, bumping her hips into the other witch.

“Cam, huh?” Eda tested the name on her tongue, “Yeah, I think I could get used to that.”


“And the rest, as they say, is history,” Eda concluded back in the present, smirking as she noticed her audience had been put to sleep. That was something they all desperately needed right now, especially King, who even in his sleep was kicking a leg like a puppy.

With a fond shake of her head, Eda carefully scooped up King, tossing a blanket over Amity and Luz while they napped. After that, she strode to the stairs, intending on tucking her little boy in for the night, where she hoped he’d get the rest he needed.

Her foot had only just been placed on the first step when the front door creaked open behind her. Poking her head in was the very woman she’d just been telling a story about. Eda greeted her with a grin, and a quiet, “Hey, Milly, I was just thinking about you.”

Camila shot her a warning glance and pointed her finger threateningly, but didn’t speak as to not wake the kids. Nodding her head up the stairs, Eda led the way, “come on, I was just about to tuck King in.”

The two crept up stairs, slipping into Eda’s room. Camila shut the door behind her as Eda placed King in his little bed beside her nest, chuckling to herself, “Now that we know he’s a Titan, I should let him have the Twin’s old room. A growing boy needs his own space.”

Camila slipped in close beside Eda, pressing a kiss to her cheek. As far as affection went, that was as far as they’d gotten since they rekindled their relationship, but Eda was happy to take what she was given without complaint. Unfortunately, she could see this wasn’t a social visit. With a lowered voice, Eda asked “What are you doing here? Something important happening?”

“You could say that,” Camila whispered, keeping it vague. That wasn’t good if she wasn’t even going to risk a sleeping King overhearing. The CAT leader reached into her pocket, producing an opened envelope, handing it off to Eda.

“They’re letting me in on the plan?” Eda raised a brow, but Camila just gestured to the letter, keeping her lips sealed.

Opening the letter from Raine, Eda read it silently.

Since Eda is in the know, there isn’t a reason to not have her involved anymore. In my time here, I’ve managed to meet some like minded individuals, including the Courier, who is my closest ally in this fight from this front.

We still don’t know Belos’ true intentions for the Day of Unity. He has everyone here sold on the idea we will be merging with the Human Realm to form some kind of Paradise, but for obvious reasons, we don’t buy that. There is something else here we just aren’t seeing. After a lot of work and study in magics I’m not normally familiar with, I do think I’ve found a way to obtain what secrets Belos has. For obvious reasons, the plan will not be disclosed here, there is always a chance for interception.

It’s time we meet again, but I can’t risk going to you. I’m being watched near constantly, and I can’t risk putting you or the others in danger. I’m going to send the Courier to Eda’s place tomorrow night. From there, the Courier will explain part of the plan, then bring you to me to implement it.

They’ll be carrying a letter of introduction, and of a familiar phrase as a passcode. Something you told me when we met, that we both learned from Eda. Good luck, and if the fates permit it, I’ll see you tomorrow night.

R.W

“Great, so we’ll be expecting company,” Eda said flatly. As happy as she was to hear from Raine, the idea of someone she didn’t know or trust who was close to the Emperor coming to her house didn’t sit well with her.

“I’ll be here tomorrow to prepare.” Camila said quietly. “We don’t have a lot of time left, so I hope whatever they’ve found will help us.”

Eda nodded, eyes hopeful, but full of worry, “They’ve never let us down so far. I’m sure it’ll work.”

Both women were startled as King yelped in his sleep, kicking up his blankets. Eda cast a worried look at him, bending over and pulling the covers back over him. “He hasn’t been sleeping well. Come on, let’s get out of here before we wake him.”

Camila nodded, feeling tired herself, but knowing it would likely be another all nighter. She had an idea that perked her up, and she offered Eda her arm, “You know, I happen to know this place with some great coffee. Want to head out for a quick drink before the inevitable call of parenthood chains us down again?”

Eda stifled a groan, sagging against the other woman, “yes, please!”


King walked through a black abyss, illuminated only by bright, glowing cubes, and a sphere. Inside the sphere, a voice was talking to someone. At first his words were muffled, but as King got closer, the same voice he’d been hearing met his ears. “I can't wait to get out of this prison! There are so many games I want to play. If we need a third player, we can just make another Grimwalker!”

The muffled sound of another, deeper voice replied to whoever it was that spoke, but King couldn’t make out the words no matter how hard he tried. Whatever was said, this person didn’t like it, whining impatiently, “Just free me already! You promised!”

Again, the response was distorted gibberish, but the response was clear, “You need to have more faith in pinky swears.”

The conversation seemed to end there, and King gulped, taking a step back. Unfortunately for him, a cube began to rise up out of the water behind his foot, and he tripped, landing in the water with a splash.

“Who’s there?” The voice spoke, a silhouette inside the sphere moving to look around the environment, “I know I’m not hearing things! Not this many times in a row! So, show yourself! I don’t like playing Hide and Seek with cheaters!”

The cubes around the area shifted, moving rapidly, up and down and in circles. King picked himself up to his feet, making to run away, but one of the cubes ran right into him, knocking him aside. He flew through the air and was caught by another cube, and around him the other cubes immediately slowed back down to floating gently in the aether. “I may not be able to see you, but I sure can sense you. Do you want to be our third player?”

King kicked as the cube he was on continued to rise up closer to the sphere, “no no, nononono!”

He got back to his feet just in time to turn around, finding himself face to face with whatever was in the sphere. They grinned at him, the silhouette stretching as it did so. “Found you.”

King woke up in his bed, kicking and screaming.

Notes:

I really liked Them’s the Breaks, Kid, but I can’t be the only one who think’s Eda was embellishing some details, especially about Raine, right? Because Raine is a dork who is incredibly shy, with terrible stage fright in the present, meanwhile, they’re the one who approached Eda, bold and confident, and also fought alongside Eda in front of a large crowd, cool as a cucumber. Eda totally made them seem cooler than they actually were, which was sort of the inspiration for the in-character narration for this chapter(of course, just a few days before I post this, it was revealed that Raine became a nervous wreck with a fear of crowds after doing the play “Rats!” With Eda, so now my interpretation is kind of shot).

I wanted to spend a bit more time on the Toes, but couldn’t actually think of anything for Eda to do, so I abridged it. And the translator fish in the ear is a reference to the Babel Fish from the Hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy, because I can do that.

The year is 1990 for the most part, with it being 1993 in the last section. I headcanon Eda as 45 in canon, and the show taking place in 2016, based off the calendar in the kitchen in Reaching Out(the date is either 2016, or 2022 based on where the days land in the week. I say 2016 since the show aired in 2020, and there has been no mention of the covid pandemic). This is only important to know because Haddeway’s “What is Love” was top of the charts in ‘93. Oh, that’s also the year I was born! Haha, I’m old!

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Also, I can’t hold it back any more. Next chapter is Hollow Mind. Be ready. I’m not.

Chapter 36: An Unhallowed Mind

Notes:

Before we get into the trauma this chapter will undoubtedly inflict on us, can I point out something that has always kind of bugged me about the plot of this episode? Why were the CATTs trying to enter Belos’ mind? We never get a reason for it. They somehow already know about the draining spell and what will happen on the day of Unity, with a plan in place to stop it, so they aren’t there for information. Also, why the alley? Why do that spell in a public place? I certainly provide some answers, but I’ll be making them up, because the show never says why and it bothers me!

Trigger warnings for this chapter: We all know what this episode is about. This chapter adaption of it won’t be any better, and will try and explore some stuff in more detail. Please keep that in mind before you start reading.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Ouch!” King clutched his paw, a wave of pain flowing through it. From the fleshy pads a large splinter of wood poked through, the shallow wound bleeding out a small splatter of blood onto the ground. Beside him, Vee dropped her hammer, slithering over to take a look, sucking in a breath between her teeth as she inspected the cut. “I’m sorry about that, King. This wood isn’t the best quality, I should have warned you before you volunteered to help me.”

The basilisk helped pry the sliver of wood out, and quickly pressed a nearby rag to the cut, applying pressure to stop the bleeding. King shook his head, “No, it’s not your fault. I haven’t been sleeping well, and wasn’t paying attention.”

The two demons, the Titan and the Basilisk, were out behind the Owl House, Vee once more trying to construct a portal door and hoping whatever she got wrong the first time could be fixed without Philip’s notes. That meant trial and error until she could get it right, which meant woodwork, which led to King’s accident, which led to precious Titan’s Blood dripping onto the ground. An utter waste of something so powerful.

“Well, at least you’ll be able to power the door,” King forced a laugh, his heart not into it. He had other things on his mind, other reasons to be out here with Vee that he hadn’t braved yet.

“Yeah. I wish I didn’t need it, though.” Vee responded sadly. “It feels wrong, taking it from you.”

“But it’s the only way to get back home, right?” King fished, looking up at Vee with curious eyes, “Or do you think you’ll end up in that other place again? What- what was it like there? You said there were floating cubes?”

Vee nodded, “All over the place. I’m not sure how they worked, but they seemed to let me talk to my girlfriends. I even saw you guys in one of them. I think they can show you whoever you want to see, as long as you say their name.”

“That’s- that’s actually pretty neat,” King admitted, kicking his foot and making sure to keep the pressure on his paw. “But did you see anything else in there? Like… another shape? A sphere, maybe?”

Vee’s scaly brow furrowed, “I don’t think so, no. Why do you ask?”

“No reason!” King spoke quickly, then tried to reign in his nervousness, “I’m just… curious about geometry, is all.”

Trying to change the subject, King held up the blood stained rag, holding it out for Vee to take, “uh, so, since you need Titan’s Blood, you might as well take this for now. I’m sure you’ll need it soon.”

Vee was thankful, but pressed the rag back towards King, “Keep it for now. Until I figure out what I did wrong and how to fix it, I don’t want to activate the portal. I was lucky to get out last time, I wouldn’t want to be trapped in there.”

“Yeah, that sounds… terrible,” King agreed, thinking of the uncanny being he’d met, trapped in their sphere. Shaking his head, he held the rag out again, “You sure you don’t want to keep this? You could, I dunno, snack on it? I’m supposed to be magically delicious, or something, so I think you’d be set for, I dunno, life?”

“Thanks, but no thanks,” Vee assured him, “I promised myself I wouldn’t take any magic from a living thing unless I absolutely needed to. Right now, I have plenty of magical artifacts I can eat. Maybe if I get my door working again, I’ll take some for the road?”

King eyed the rag in his hands, wondering what to do with it then. Seeing his expression, Vee tapped at her chin thoughtfully, “You know, Amity could use it for her Abominations. They’ve been really weak since I’ve had to drain those for my door, I’m sure she’d like to have those back at full power. Why don’t you go ask her, and put a proper bandage on your boo-boo?”

King gave a nod. “Weh! That’s a good idea. Don’t want this to go to waste. I’ll be right back, and we’ll get this door built together, okay?”

“Take your time,” Vee waved him off, picking up her hammer and getting back to work.

Inside the Owl House, Amity was parading around her new jacket. Fresh, crisp, clean, she’d finally got her Hexside Grudgby varsity jacket, showing off her Banshee pride as she strutted around the living room, and putting on a one woman fashion show for Luz.

Luz held her scroll up, snapping pictures as Amity posed for her, “Beautiful, hermosa! Just like that, Sweet Potato. Give me a pouty face and a wink, and we’re set.” The flash went off as Amity struck the pose Luz asked of her, both descending into giggle fits.

As Luz put her scroll away, Amity grabbed her by the collar and dragged her in close, pressing a quick kiss to her mouth. Wiggling her eyebrows, the human spoke in as sultry a voice as she could manage without cracking up, “You know, as much as I like wearing this, there is one thing I’ve always wanted to do.”

“And what’s that?” Luz asked, playfully wiggling her eyebrows back.

Amity slipped her jacket off, drapping it around Luz’s shoulders instead, “I’ve always wanted a girlfriend to wear my jacket. It’s a human thing, jocks like me do it to let everyone know who they’re dating.”

Luz blushed, grinning like an idiot, “Oh really? Well, I’ll have to show this off to the whole school so they know I’m your girl.”

Luz bumped her nose against Amity’s, the two laughing together. Suddenly, Luz gasped, getting an idea, “wait, stay here for just a second!”

Without another word, Luz barreled away, running up the stairs on all fours, clattering down the upstairs hallway, leaving Amity to shake her head fondly at her girlfriend's antics. Luz returned a moment later, going down the steps two at a time and nearly tripping on her uncoordinated feet, then skidded to a halt. “Tada!” She lifted her prize, and older, much more worn Grudgby jacket, with a big letter E over the left breast.

Luz bounced from foot to foot as she explained, “I know, it’s not really mine-mine, but it’s something my Mom gave me a while ago. In case I ended up playing Grudgby like her. Yeah, that didn’t go so well, I had soooo many broken bones after tryouts. But I liked the jacket! So, since I get to wear yoooours…” Luz dragged the last word out, beaming brightly at the idea of swapping jackets.

Amity turned around, holding out an arm, “well, don’t just stand there, lets see how it fits.”

Luz put Amity’s outstretched arm through the sleeve, then followed it up with the other. Turning back around, Amity eyed the fit, surprised someone as tall as Eda was now once had a jacket that fit her almost perfectly when they were the same age. Amity slipped her hands into the pockets, striking a casual pose, “How do I look?”

“Amazing,” Luz said truthfully, earning a blush from Amity.

Still, Amity wasn’t sure about this, “Is it really okay for me to have this? Your Mom gave it to you.”

Luz nodded, “and now it’s mine to give to who I please. Trust me, if she hadn’t given it to me, she’d have forced you into it the moment you signed up for Grudgby. I’m surprised she didn’t ask for it back just for that! Anyway, she gave it to me, and now I’m giving it to you.”

Luz eyed the E on the jacket, and stroked her chin, “Though, I can think of one small adjustment to make. Don’t want people thinking you’re dating my mom, or something.” With a twirl of her finger, Luz unraveled the thread that held the top two thirds of the letter E on the breast, and fold in the top and middle prongs to make it look like an L, then restitched it back together. Her arts and crafts skills came in handy, as all the loose threads in the jacket tightened back up, nice and strong. It wasn’t going to fall apart anytime soon.

“I love it, Luz,” Amity murmured bashfully. She really was living out her little jock fantasies from the human world of one day exchanging sports jackets with a cute girl.

The two leaned forward, intending to kiss again, only to be interrupted by a loud, “Bleuck! You know what, I’ll come back later.”

Bursting into laughter, Luz backed off, turning to King who’d just come in from helping Vee, “No, don’t go! We’re sorry we’re so mushy!”

“Speak for yourself,” Amity elbowed Luz, then pressed the kiss meant for her girlfriend's lips to her cheek instead, “I’m not sorry at all.”

Turning her attention back to the demon, Amity smirked, “Now, what did you need?”

King held out his injured paw, giving a little whimper, “I got a boo-boo.”

That was all it took for Luz and Amity to be all over him, Luz pressing kisses to his skull and reassuring him he would be fine, and Amity looking for the box of bandages in the kitchen drawers, taking away the rag he’d used and proclaiming it as filthy.

King relished in the attention, happy to still be treated like the little sibling he was content to be, rather than the Titan he truly was. The pain in his paw was long forgotten as he was showered in affection from his big sisters.

He only broke out of his relaxed trance when he saw Amity going to throw the rag of blood into the trash, “wait, that’s for you!”

Amity made a face of disgust as she looked at the bloodstained cloth, “Um… thank you?”

King groaned as Luz helped him put a bandage on his hand, “No, I mean, that’s Titan’s Blood! For your Abominations? They’ve been looking sick, crusty and gross for the past few weeks.”

Amity agreed, they hadn’t been particularly powerful or useful since they had been drained of most of their Titan’s blood. The trace elements of it that held the abominations together was nearly gone, and the goop looked more faded grey than purple, the abominations drying up and crumbling apart if given too strenuous a task. Amity had taken to relying on her glyphs more and more as she progressed as a witch for exactly those purposes.

Her hand met the flask at her hip, “That’s really sweet of you, King. Thanks.”

He seemed pleased with the response. Holding his injured hand out to Luz, freshly bandaged, he gave a simple demand in exchange for his blood, “kiss it better!”

Luz took his paw and smooched it, an exaggerated, “Mwah!” As she did so. Giggling, King scurried over to Amity, and requested the same thing, receiving a fond eye roll and a much tamer kiss on his wound. “Okay, lets see it!

Amity opened her flask, summoning the Abomination within. It sagged under its own weight, looking like a wounded animal that wanted to die. The three winced at the sight of it, with Amity holding out the rag, “Well, here goes nothing…”

The Abomination took the rag, then with zero hesitation, ate it. Amity and Luz exchanged disturbed looks as it chewing on it for a moment, then spat it back out, clean as a whistle.

“Did it… work?” Luz asked, seeing no clear difference in its shape or color.

Just as Amity was about to reply, the Abomination melted into a puddle. The faded purple spread across the floor of the kitchen, Luz, King and Amity leaping up into the counters and tables as it spread throughout. Amity fumbled for her bottle, intending to call it back, but as quickly as it melted, it sprang back together like a coiled spring, reforming into a bigger, more powerful Abomination, with a deep purple shade.

“Yeah, I think that worked,” Amity breathed out in wonder, stepping down from the countertops to inspect her goo golem. “He looks… good. Strong. Even stronger than before!”

“That does make sense,” Luz said, climbing down off the table herself, and helping King down to the floor. “We estimated the bottle only had a drop or two in there to begin with, and its got a lot more of that now.”

Amity returned the Abomination to the bottle, looking down at King with wide eyes. She understood he was a Titan, but to see his blood in action had been something else. “Thanks again, King.”

He rubbed the back of his skull, “No problem. We all need to be stronger for when the day comes…”

They each nodded, knowing they had very little time left to prepare for the Day of Unity.


Night fell as it was getting near to when the Courier was supposed to reveal himself. Eda paced around the living room, worried, and mentally prepared for anything to go wrong. Camila sat on the couch, trying her best to compose herself and failing because of Eda’s interference.

“Eda, please.” Cam’s voice was sharp, nostrils flaring, “can you stay still? I know you’re worried, but we have to trust Raine’s judgement on this.”

“I know,” Eda gave a shaky sigh, “I’m probably just being scared for nothing.”

“You’re not,” Camila assured gently, “You have plenty of reason to be scared, or even upset. You didn’t get any say in this meeting, and now someone you don’t know or trust is going to show up at your doorstep. But lets try not to worry until we have something to worry about.”

Eda buried her face in her hands, and let out a weak laugh, “When did you get so cool headed?”

“It comes with the territory.” Camila shrugged, “Either things go my way, or they don’t and we improvise. It’s something I’ve had to learn the hard way with this job.”

Eda settled in on the couch beside Camila, taking her girlfriend's hand. A bit of her still felt giddy to be able to call Camila that again, and she did her best to calm herself down. Now wasn’t the time for her to get sappy or sentimental.

Any soothing conversation would have to wait, as a knock landed on the door. Three strikes, followed by a cry of disgust, and a hoot. Wide eyed, Eda got to her feet, “Hooty, don’t tick off the guests! Not until I get my camera!”

Swinging the door open, Eda’s expression went from apologetic, to apocalyptic. In his haste to greet his new ‘friend,’ Hooty had tugged the hood off the cloaked figure, cloth still in his beak as they struggled to get it out, and revealing a face Eda hadn’t seen since her mission in the forest, where they’d been ambushed by the very man on the other side.

“Can you please get this infuriating bird off of m-“ Darius didn’t get to finish his sentence, instead grabbed by the scruff of his collar and thrown into the house, where he collided with a wall with a loud thump that left cracks in the drywall. Camila was on him in half a second, pulling up a spell circle, only to loudly curse when her magic sputtered out. Eda came in clutch, pouncing from the door to Darius, claws at his throat before the man could recover. Hooty, in a surprisingly bright move, followed along, wrapping Darius up in his grip, squeezing him tightly.

The Abomination Coven leader held up his hands as best he could, palms up in surrender, “Wait, I know, this doesn’t look good-“

“You bet you ass it doesn’t,” Eda growled.

“- I told Raine this was a stupid idea. Look, I have their letter of introduction, and everything, I swear!” Darius spoke quickly, but evenly, his face betraying no fear, though the bead of sweat dripping down his forehead gave away his emotions.

Camila put a hand on Eda’s shoulder, pulling her back a few inches, “Eda, give him a chance.”

“He cut off your arm!” Eda roared furiously, but did as she was asked. The claws were retracted from Darius’s throat, and slowly, carefully, he formed one of his hands into Abomination goop, the letter of introduction rising from the viscous liquid that made up his palm. Camila swiped it, peeling open the envelope and read what was written down for her.

Darius breathed in through his nose, studying the two. “I’m supposed to say a pass phrase as well.”

Camila noted the letter didn’t mention it like the last one did, a clear sign he had to have learned that from Raine. “Okay, give it to us. It’s something only we’d know.”

Darius chewed on his lip in distaste, then sighed, “Fine. It’s ‘Us Weirdos have to stick together.’”

Camila exchanged a look with Eda, who gave a disgruntled sigh, and gave Hooty the go ahead to release the Coven Head. Darius remained down on the ground for a moment, then carefully and slowly picked himself up, hands still up to show he meant no harm. “I hate that phrase. I’m not a weirdo. I am very normal.”

“Says the goop man whose seemingly a traitor and rebel,” Eda spat back, still eying him suspiciously.

Darius gave her that, giving a small, if annoyed, nod of his head, “Fine, you’ve proved your point. May I speak?”

“That depends on what you have to say,” Camila said simply, crossing her arms.

“An apology would be nice,” Eda muttered under her breath, loud enough for Darius to hear.

The man gave a tired groan, already sick of this uphill battle. “This is why I argued Eber should be the one to come… Very well, I am sorry about our scuffle in the forest a few months back. I was undercover and had to make it look real. For what it’s worth, the blade was meant to miss, until someone else got in the way.”

Eda narrowed her eyes, “Are you blaming me for your little amputation? You looked ready to take Cam’s head off, how was I to know you were supposedly going to miss?”

“Please, I was just going to graze her hair. You think a bit of mud on my outfit made me upset, I have a lot harder time getting bloodstains out.” Darius rolled his eyes, finally lowering his hands. “With the apologies out of the way, can we get to business?”

“You call that an apology?” Eda grumbled, but Camila silenced her with a look.

“I understand what you did. I don’t forgive you, but I understand,” Camila took charge, and wore it well. Where Darius seemed prepared to only butt heads with Eda, he stood straight and listened when Camila spoke. The man gave a gruff grunt of acceptance, but didn’t object. Camila nodded, “Now, Raine said you’d fill us all in on the plan-“

The sound of footsteps hammering down the stairs met their ears, all three adults tensing at the sound. The faces of Amity, Luz, Vee and King peered down from the steps, all looking ready to go to war, “We heard fighting!” Luz called out, a spell circle already drawn.

Amity had a pocketful of glyphs ready to go, while King had his claws out. Vee seemed the least prepared in her witch disguise, but likely had the best chances of winning one-on-one with her ability to drain magic, not that she needed it as Eda facepalmed.

“I told you kids to stay upstairs!” She hollered, making her children frown and deflate.

“B-but fights!” Luz whimpered, having just wanted to help.

“I’m sorry, is this a rebel cell, or a daycare?” Darius chimed in, growing anger in his voice. “Why are they here? Couldn’t you have sent them away for one Titan damned night? This is why I only work with professionals…”

“You wanted this meeting to raise as little suspicion as possible,” Camila spoke over the man, “So that’s what we did. Sending a gaggle of children to stay over at the Headquarters would have raised eyebrows and questions.”

Camila paused, then added, “Also, the previous letter said you would meet here. We had to assume the worst, and if it wasn’t a legitimate message from Raine, someone could have been watching the house. If we sent the children to HQ, they could have been followed, and the entire rebellion captured.”

Darius narrowed his eyes at her, “You’re just making that up from the top of your head, aren’t you?”

“Just tell us what you know,” Camila sighed, gesturing for the kids to take a seat on the sofa while the adults spoke.

Darius stared at her, then crossed his arms, “Raine likely left it out of his introduction, but my assistance is conditional. Raine has accepted those conditions, but I need your word.”

Eda let out an annoyed cry, but Camila only gave a short nod of her head, “We’re listening.”

Darius thought over his next words carefully. After a moment, he spoke, voice giving no room for compromise. “I want you to ensure that the boy, Hunter, is safely retrieved and kept as far away from the Emperor as demonically possible.”

A chorus of objections rained down on Darius after he’d spoken, particularly from Eda, Amity and Vee. “Why do you want to save that brat? He backstabbed us big time!”

Amity nodded, agreeing with her mentor “He can’t be trusted. Not after everything he pulled. He drugged us-“

“And he stole my way back home!” Vee stomped her foot, “I can’t be with the people I love because of him!”

“Enough from the peanuts gallery!” Darius yelled, eyes flashing black as he turned to face them, “Unless I am speaking to you, stay silent and let the adults say their piece!”

His eyes bore into Eda’s next, “And yes, I’m adding you to that. You have, and never have been someone I would consider an adult!”

“They make a good point, though, Darius,” Camila spoke calmly, holding out a hand to quiet the others objections to the Coven leaders treatment of them. “Hunter can’t be trusted. Why ask this of us, of all things?”

Darius seethed silently for a moment, then sighed, trying to calm himself down. Taking in a breath, his voice came out even and controlled when he spoke, “What do you know about grimwalkers?”

Camila blinked, then turned to Eda, who shrugged and shook her head. The children also didn’t have an answer, so Camila turned back, “Absolutely nothing. What does this have to do with anything?”

“It has everything to with it.” Darius hissed. From his cloak he produced a book, tossing it to Eda, while he kept his eyes on Camila, “You don’t know just how engineered the boy's loyalty is to the Emperor. And I don’t mean that figuratively.”

Eda flipped through the book, lip curled back in a snarl as she read it, “a clone of some kind? Specifically the dead kind.”

She passed the book of to Camila, who quickly skimmed through the page, “And you say Hunter is one of these things?”

“He’s not a thing,” Darius snapped, “And yes. I’ve known for a while now. He’s a grimwalker based of the previous Golden Guard, who was… important to me. He was a friend and mentor in my youth. He’s why I’m where I am today.”

Darius paced as he explained his statement, “about seventeen years ago, my mentor approached me in secret. Said it was very important. He told me things about Belos, dangerous things. Said he was certain Belos’ plans would hurt a lot of people. That that was the whole intent of his operation. And he asked me to fight with him, against the Empire.”

Camila looked up from the book, snapping it closed, “What happened?”

Darius shrugged, “I’m not sure. A few days after I agreed to stand beside him, he simply vanished. A funeral was held, and a child with his face appeared a few years later. I didn’t put it together until he started becoming a teenager, and I realized it wasn’t just strong family genes. He was identical. The last Golden Guard wasn’t loyal enough, so Belos disposed of him, and used his corpse to make a new one, one who’d do whatever he asked. He’s been trained that way since birth.”

“And even knowing that, you want to save him?” Camila asked carefully.

“Yes,” Darius spoke with desperation, “I owe it to my friend to try. I couldn’t save him, but I can save Hunter. I’ve done what I can to guide him, to make him question his… ‘Uncle,’ and the level of control the man has on him, but I can’t get him away without blowing my own cover. As much as I hate to say it, I need your help.”

The living room was quiet as everyone took in what Darius had told them. The adults were clearly weighing their options, but one of the children had already made up her mind. “I say we do it.”

All eyes turned to Luz, who awkwardly cleared her throat. “We should do it. Save Hunter.”

King didn’t seem so sure, gripping the side of Luz’s shirt, “But, after everything he did-“

“Hunter hurt us, yeah. And maybe he doesn’t deserve our help, or want it, but right now, he needs it,” Luz’s voice didn’t waver as she spoke. Beside her, Amity gripped her hand tight, “Maybe he’s burned through all his second chances, but I can’t turn my back on someone who needs help.”

“Luz is right,” and everyone jumped to hear who spoke next. Vee stood up, breathing in slowly, aware she was bringing attention to herself in front of a Coven Head, “I don’t like Hunter. I actually really hate him. He hurt me, and my girlfriends, and all my other friends. But… I can’t leave him to be the next in the long line of Belos’ sick experiments.”

She gave a shrug, “Besides, this will hurt the Emperor in the long run. I can forgive him long enough to do that,” She added spitefully.

Eda looked back at them with a proud smile, then back at Darius with a sneer, “Wait, what, now the peanut gallery can talk all they want?”

“As long as it’s things I like to hear, yes,” Darius said condescendingly. Going back to ignoring Eda, his eyes settled on Camila’s, the fire inside his matching the one in hers, “What do you say?”

Camila gave a nod, “We accept your terms. We get Hunter away from the Emperor, and you will help us stop him. You can start by telling us what the plan is.”

Darius shook his head, “I’ll leave that to Raine. I’m supposed to bring you to them. They’ll explain everything when we arrive.”


“You do realize they’re following us, right?” Darius didn’t bother hiding the annoyance in his voice.

“Yup. They’re not exactly stealthy. I’m going to have to scold them when we get back home. Never try tracking people while you’re in a group, spread out, Titan!” Eda groaned, feeling ashamed of her children.

“You’re not going to send them back?” Darius questioned with a sneer.

“There isn’t a point,” Camila sighed, “We’re trying to attract as little attention as possible, and stopping to scold them in the middle of Bonesborough goes against that. We’ll punish them when we get back home, until then, they’ll stay far enough away that they won’t interfere, thinking we’re none the wiser.”

The three CATs(and how Darius hated that name), weaved through the night market, cloaks up and over their heads. Not an uncommon look, most people in the night market wanted to avoid having their faces seen, so they blended right in.

Half a street behind them, four figures in a single oversized cloak trailed after them. Vee acting as the tail, with Amity as the legs, Luz as the middle, sitting on Amity’s shoulders, and King up top of her as the head. Their clumsy act wasn’t fooling anyone, but most of the passerbys ignored them anyway, figuring they were just kids chasing the thrill of the night market.

King lifted a human walkie-talkie radio to his mouth, “This is Head to Tail, come in Tail, do you copy?”

Vee pulled out her own radio, talking into it, “This is Tail, I read you loud and clear.”

“You’re starting to become a straggler, Tail, can you scoot up a little?” King requested, and under the cloak Vee slithered forward a bit more, wrapping her arms around Amity’s waist to help make a more seamless form under the cloak.

Amity rolled her eyes as she walked, now having to deal with dragging Vee along as well as carrying her girlfriend on her shoulder, and King on top of that. “You guys are really lucky witches weigh so little.”

“You’re just so strong, mi amor,” Luz complimented. At her words, Amity’s face turned even redder than it already was with her head squeezed between Luz’s thighs.

“I’m that as well, but seriously, why are you guys so light?” Amity asked, trudging forward. “I feel like I can bench press your entire species.”

“Now you’re just exaggerating. And bragging,” King spoke from the top, keeping a lookout for where the adults were heading. “Though, I do have a theory on that! I’ve put it in my demonology book, want to hear it?”

“Have you been studying us to find our weaknesses, King?” Amity asked playfully.

“Maaaaybe!” King teased, taping his paws against Luz’s head.

Luz seemed genuinely curious, and looked up at her brother, “I want to hear. What’s your theory on why humans are so strong, and witches so light?”

King bobbed his head as they went, “Well, humans don’t have magic. And their primitive, cave dwelling ancestors hunted with spears and stuff. They had to get all close up to their monsters, so have denser muscles and bones! Meanwhile, witches have magic, and could attack from a distance. Keeping that distance is important, so you had to be lighter to run away faster. But that’s just my theory.”

“And what about demons?” Vee asked over the radio, “Where do you and I fit into all of this? We’re bigger, stronger, and heavier than humans tend to be.”

“Oh, that’s easy!” King laughed, “We’re just so much better that we got strength and speed! And magic, too!”

“Glad to know you think we’re lower on the food chain, King,” Amity snarked, “I’ll be sure to remember that next time I’m forced to carry you all on my shoulders.”

“Shush, look! They’re going into that alley!” King pointed ahead of them, with the rest hissing at him that he was ruining their disguise by putting his hand out where their face was supposed to be.

The children positioned themselves at the mouth of the alley, peeking in. They could see bits and pieces of what was going on, but not hear what anyone was saying. King pouted, making no attempts to hide his disappointment, “This sucks, how are we supposed to hear them now?”

“Why do you think we brought the radios?” Amity asked, holding her hand out. King lowered his walkie-talkie down to Luz, who passed it to Amity. As carefully as she could, the human got the two off her shoulders and onto a large wooden box nearby which they could use to keep the disguise up with Amity’s missing height. Amity held out her other hand, and Luz took a roll of tape out from inside of her hair, and Amity quickly wrapped it around the trigger on the radio so it was pressed down.

After placing an invisibility glyph on herself, Amity held her breath and rushed into the alley, careful about the echo of her footsteps, then found a place to hide the active radio where the adults wouldn’t notice, then just as quickly made her back to the group.

She let out a little gasp as she sucked in fresh air, climbing back under the large cloak and took her place beside Vee, who held her radio out for them to listen through. “Shh, they’re talking.”

“- I almost thought this was all a con about to go bad, but it really is you, Raine.” Eda's voice came out of the tinny speaker.

It’s good to see you too, Eda. I’m sorry we had to keep things so secretive from you,” Raine’s voice joined the conversation, and Luz had to cover her mouth to keep from squealing.

“Luz, you’re gonna give us away!” Vee warned, while Amity just gave a shake of her head over her girlfriend’s antics.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, but that’s the Raine Whispers! Oh, I’m such a fan. Do we have a pen? I need them to sign my forehead!” Luz fangirled, lifting her bangs to show off the spot she’d picked out.

“Just be quiet and listen, Batata,” Amity sighed, then tried to follow the conversation over the speaker.


Eda, Camila and Darius entered the alleyway. The place was dark, only illuminated by an intricate spell circle carved into the brickwork on the ground, four circles in each of the compass directions, intertwined with another, larger circle, with yet another in the middle.

There was only one other person in the alley, a small figure who pulled back their hood when Darius approached. Eberwolf’s cute face and little nose looked up at them, and Darius strode forward, gripping his fellow’s hood and pulling it back over his head, “Do you want to be recognized, you fool?”

Eber responded by snapping his jaws at Darius’s fingers while they were in reach, not really trying to bite them, but the Abomination leader wasn’t taking any chances and quickly yanked his hand away, sneering at his friend.

“Where are they?” Camila asked, using the authoritative voice that made Eda’s spine go tingly. “If Raine isn’t going to join us, we’ll be leaving.”

“Don’t be in such a rush,” Raine’s gentle, scolding tone entered their ears, “I’m right here.”

Appearing in a puff of smoke, Raine Whispers stepped forth, a small smile gracing their lips, “How have you two been? I’ve been locked up in the castle for months on end, and it’s been great.”

Eda barked out a laugh, resisting the urge to stride forward and embrace the sarcastic bard, “You know, I almost thought this was all a con about to go bad, but it really is you, Raine.”

“It’s good to see you too, Eda. I’m sorry we had to keep things so secretive from you,” Raine replied, just as relieved to see Eda and Camila safe as they were to see them.

“All right, so, tall dark and goopy here filled us in partially about what this is all about.” Eda gestured to the circle, “Can you tell me exactly what I’m looking at?”

Camila nodded, “I’d also like to know. How is this supposed to help you look into the Emperor’s mind?”

“It won’t,” Raine shook their head, then corrected them, “It’ll allow us to enter it. Belos won’t be prepared, and won’t be able to defend against it. These circles,” Raine gestured to the floor, “are positioned just above one of the Titan’s petrified organs. We’ll have to draw on their power to do this from this distance, because if we do a frontal assault, he’ll be able to mentally prepare himself for the invasion. His inner self can’t fight back against what it doesn’t know is there.”

“And we’ll just pluck plans out from there to figure out what is happening on the Day of Unity?” Camila questioned, “There must be a lot of stuff to comb through. You know what and who he truly is now, going through nearly four hundred years of memories won’t be easy.”

Darius and Eberwolf exchanged glances at that comment, making Eda smirk. The harpy stuck out her tongue, and began to chant, “We know something you don’t know, na na na na na naaa!”

Raine smirked, but held up a hand to silence Eda, then answered Camila, “We understand. The longer we’re in there, the better a chance the Inner Belos will be able to find us. We plan on setting some explosives inside, do what damage we can before we leave, in case we can’t get our hands on anything valuable. In the best case scenerio, we remove Belos from power altogether by rendering him a vegetable. Worst case, we all die horrifically in the mind of a mad megalomaniac.”

“I’ve heard crazier plans,” Eda admitted, sniffing at the air. Upon getting a questioning glance from Camila she shrugged, “What? I have. Not many, but they exist!”

Raine held aloft a vial, “This is the last ingredient we need to activate this circle. If any of you want out, just step back. You two have kids, and while I could use all the help I can get, I don’t want to drag you, or your families, into this.”

Camila and Eda glanced at each other, mentally asking themselves the same question. Who should go, and who should stay? Camila opened her mouth first, “Eda, I know you probably want to take this on, but I’m in command, so I should go. I would love to have you at my side, but someone needs to raise the children, if the worst comes to worst.”

Eda surprised her by not arguing, just giving a short nod, “Yeah, you’re right. This was your fight first. And you’re strong enough that you don’t need me to watch your back. Besides, you’ll have Raine by your side. Oh, and the Team Pet and General Toupee over there as well,” Eda gestured to Eberwolf and Darius, neither who looked amused at her nicknames.

Raine gave Eda a lingering glance, a sparkle in their eyes. “I’ll keep her safe and bring her back home, don’t worry.”

Eda snorted, “Psh, honestly, I was going to ask her to keep you safe. You’re the only one here with a track record for being kidnapped.”

Eda pressed a kiss to Camila’s cheek, preparing to depart down the alley and drag the kids home by their ears, when she took a staff blow to the head and buckled to the floor. Above her, a familiar voice echoed in her head, fuzzy from the pain, “Halt! For crimes against the Emperor, you’re all under arrest!”


The kids listened intently to the plan, growing excited as they put together just what was about to happen tonight. If things went the CATs way, there wouldn’t be a Day of Unity to stop, and Belos’ mind would be too broken to do anything about it.

Of course, things got uncomfortably quiet as Eda and Camila talked things over, and prepared to part ways. King let out a whine in his throat, while Luz wrung her hands, Amity and Vee placing comforting hands on them.

It was only then that they remembered that Eda and Camila had told them to stay home, and Eda was likely on her way back now. Amity clutched the radio close to her as she tried to usher Luz and King back onto her shoulders and into their shared cloak, when a familiar voice rang out over the radio’s speaker.

Halt! For crimes against the Emperor, you’re all under arrest!

Each and every one of them turned to face the mouth of the alley, realizing they’d all been so concerned with listening in that they ended up having their backs turned from the alley’s entrance, unable to stop the Golden Guard who had strolled right past them and was now intruding on the plan.

Peeking into the alley, the kids all winced as they saw Eda on the ground, rubbing at her skull. Behind her, Camila was doing her best to hold back against Hunter, but was clearly having problems flair up with her magic again. Amity assumed the Coven Heads would be fine, but they all seemed to be holding back, using standard, easy to defend against spells to ensure their identities couldn’t be found out.

Eda grunted, gesturing for them to come over with her hand, “You came all this way to spy on us, but didn’t think to guard the entrance? Ugh, you kids… go help restrain that goober.”

Luz and Amity nodded, while King and Vee opted to stay with Eda, neither having the skills to stop Hunter. For his part, Hunter seemed to be holding up well, putting everyone else in the alley on the defensive as he used his staff to use the brickwork to his advantage. Eberwolf attempted to flee, but was caught by a hand made of stone that had an iron grip on his arm, which drew Darius’ attention as the man tried to free his companion.

Raine, meanwhile took out a flute, playing a few notes to summon up a smokescreen. Hunter flailed around, trying to see, “You can’t hide from me! There’s only one way out of this place, and the only way you’re getting through it is in cuffs!”

He kept his eyes peeled, back to the mouth of the alley, which is how Amity and Luz ambushed him. Taken by surprise, the teenager lurched, trying to throw them off his back, “What the-? Where did you two come from?”

“We’re here to help you!” Luz cried, trying her best to hang onto his cloak as he thrashed around, pulling off his hood.

“Yeah, so just surrender before our help gets a lot more forceful!” Amity yelled at him, yanking at his now exposed hair.

“I really don’t like your definition of helping!” Hunter grunted painfully, managing to throw Luz off of him, her body bumping against Raine’s and jostling them enough the flute and vial they held fell from their grip and rolled along the ground.

Without Luz hanging off his right side really affected Hunter’s balance, Amity weighing his left side down, and together they fell, smashing into the ground and into the center of the circle. Hunter groaned as he brought a hand up to rub at a goose egg forming on his brow from the fall, only for his glove to come up wet, “What?”

On the ground beside them was a broken vial. Amity’s mouth fell open as she realized what that must be, her eyes flashing over to Luz who was safely outside the circle. Both girls had identical looks of frozen terror on their faces, Amity only able to emit an “oh no-“ before the rings carved into the ground start to glow so bright that she has to clamp her eyes shut to not go blind.

The now empty circle sizzled with magic as Eda, with the help of Vee, limped back into the alleyway, the harpy looking at a loss of words. Camila’s hands covered her mouth as she stared where the two teens had vanished.

Luz picked herself up partially off the ground, dragging herself on her hands and knees over to the center of the circle, “No, no, nonono!”

All that was left was the Golden Guard’s mask, and his palisman, who looked just as lost as Luz felt.

King clung to Eda’s leg as she addressed Raine, looking to the bard for answers, “You put this all together. Please, please tell me there is a way to pull them back from out here.”


Amity woke up with a splitting headache, surrounded by unfamiliar walls. She blinked her eyes until they focused, then slowly picked up her sore body off the ground, wincing as her body protested the movement. “Wh- where am I?”

“Oh, you mean you don’t remember?” The half furious, half panicked voice of Hunter asked, “cause I certainly remember you getting us trapped inside of the Emperor’s Mind!”

“Oh…” Amity gasped weakly as everything quickly came back to her, “Oh! This is… this is not good.”

“You think?” Hunter’s sarcasm was thick enough to cut with a knife. “Do you know what he’ll do if he finds out we were in here? This is treasonous! Sacrilege! He’ll have our heads for this!”

He grabbed Amity by her collar, giving her a shake. That didn’t help with her headache, and she quickly smacked his hands away, “Really sounds like your Uncle is a real piece of work if you think he’s going to execute you for something you got dragged into against your will.”

Amity took a few steps back, ignoring the boy's sneer. She patted herself, taking inventory of what she had on her. The radio was in her pocket, but useless to get a signal out until someone found the other radio and removed the tape that kept it broadcasting. Her jacket had a pocketful of emergency glyphs. Not a lot, but enough to get by. Hopefully. Her newly charged flask would come in handy, at least, its weight on her hip bringing some comfort.

She also had her scroll with her. Fishing it out of her back pants pocket, she let out a sigh and chuckle of relief to see she still got signal, and sent Luz a quick message, telling her to find the radio where she’d hidden it, and see if that worked.

“Good news is, we have a line of communication that goes out.” Amity turned back to Hunter, holding her scroll up, “I’m sure if we stay put, they can get us out. I don’t want to be in here anymore than you do, after all.”

Hunter narrowed his eyes at her, but took out his own scroll and confirmed for himself that it was working. Seeing a message on it brought some sense of relief, which showed on his face. Amity cocked an eyebrow, “Who are you messaging?”

“No one!” Hunter quickly replied, shoving his scroll into his own pocket. “It’s none of your business who I associate with, anyway.”

Amity shrugged, then really took a moment to look around the place. It reminded her a lot of the entrance hall to the castle, from her field trip with Luz. That seemed like half a lifetime ago, even though it had only been a few months. On the walls, there were pictures, tapestries of Belos’ accomplishments.

“He thinks pretty highly of himself, doesn’t he?” Amity asked aloud, looking at one that showed Belos leading a group of people away from catastrophe. “Real Messiah complex.”

She reached out to touch it, but Hunter’s hand stopped her, gripping her wrist tightly with a strength that surprised the human, “Are you crazy? Don’t touch those.”

“Why not?” Amity raised a brow.

“I’ve read about this kind of stuff. The pictures in one's mind are their memories, their thoughts. By touching them, you can enter and view them more thoroughly.” Hunter answered, releasing his grip on Amity’s hand when he was sure she wasn't going to try anything.

As Hunter turned away to examine another painting, Amity slyly smiled, taking out her scroll again and holding it aloft, snapping a picture. Hunter froze as the flash went off, then turned back, red in the face, “No flash photography in the Emperor’s mind!”

Seeing how angry he was, Amity sighed, holding up her hands in surrender, “fine, fine. No pictures.”

He seemed to accept that, or at least was unwilling to take away one of their only lines of communication to the outside away from her. When he looked away again, she smirked, opening her scroll and setting it to record instead, stuffing it in her jacket pocket in such a way the top half with the camera hung out, seeing everything Amity would as she browsed around. With it’s float feature, it easily stayed aloft inside the fabric of her Grudgby jacket at a stable angle “You didn’t say anything about recording.” She murmured, knowing this could be valuable to the CATs.

Hunter was too far ahead of her, pointing to a large painting, “Look at this one! This was when I inherited my staff, and earned my place as the new Golden Guard. You know, I was the youngest scout ever to earn the honor. I… never found out what happened to the previous one.”

Amity stayed quiet, biting her lip as he commented on Darius looking sad. Despite wanting to stay put, to stay out of trouble, she gave Hunter a gentle shove at the portrait, expecting him to go through and relive the memory, and maybe help the boy get some answers from a new perspective. Instead, he hit wall, bouncing off the painting and rubbing his nose where it had collided.

“What was that for?” He seethed, voice coming out silly with his nose covered.

“I thought you’d go through it!” Amity cried out in her defense

“That doesn’t make it better! I told you not to do that!” Hunter scolded, gritting his teeth. Then he blinked, realizing that should have worked, and pressed his hand to the painting again, only for it to be completely solid. “That’s… not supposed to happen. Not according to the books I’ve read.”

He pulled his hand back, then cupped his chin, deep in thought, “Maybe, The Emperor’s mind is just so protected, that nothing can enter his memories?”

Amity, now suspicious, knocked on the wall next to the painting, hearing a hollow sound reverberate through the corridor, “Or, this entire place is fake. These walls are false. Stage props.”

Hunter glared at her, “How can you possibly know that?” He questioned, even as a shadow formed behind him. Amity gulped as the silhouette of what had to be the Inner Belos formed, towering over Hunter, though he was ignorant to its presence.

“Hunter-“ She tried to warn him, but he spoke over her.

“Maybe this is just how minds work. All the walls might sound hollow. Maybe there’s just empty thoughts, or room for more memories back there?” He stopped mid rant, a look of confusion on his face as he pointed behind Amity, “Uh, who is that.”

Amity tore her eyes away from the hulking form that was behind Hunter to inspect the one beside her, seeing a child wearing a mask that resembled Belos’. He grabbed onto Amity’s hand, tugging at it, trying to pull her away from the other figure. “I- I think this might be part of Belos-“

Hunter cocked his head, but Amity pointed behind him, “And I think that’s one as well!”

Hunter whipped around, catching sight of the shadowy form of his Uncle. Unlike Amity, who was preparing to sprint away, Hunter seemed overjoyed, kneeling before him. “Emperor! You’re here!”

The Belos that tugged on Amity’s hand shook his head, and Amity understood that whatever this other version was, wasn’t any good. “Hunter-“

But the teenager just continued to grovel, “We humbly beg you for assistance in returning to the physical world, so that I may capture your enemIES!” Hunter was cut off as Amity lunged forward, grabbed him by the cowl, and yanked him back. The Shadow roared as Amity pulled both Hunter and the child version of Belos down the seemingly endless hallway filled with propaganda, giving chase itself.

“What are you-?” Hunter tried to ask, choking as Amity continued to pull at his cape. With unsteady hands he undid the clasp, freeing himself from the human at the expense of his cloak, “Why are you running away!? He can help us!”

“I’m pretty sure he can’t,” Amity continued to look for an escape route, but couldn’t see one. “No offense, but I trust any aspect of your Uncle about as far as Luz, with her weak nerd arms, can throw him.”

Hunter glared, but seeing the worry the child Belos seemed to have, he gave in, “Fine, maybe that’s his… I dunno, anger at someone invading his mind? It might not be rational enough to identify friend or foe. Let’s say I go along with this, how are we escaping?”

“Like this” Amity roared, taking a step back, then doing a shoulder charge at the wall. She broke through it like the cheap prop it was, only barely stopping herself from losing her balance at the edge and falling into the dark pit on the other side.

Hunter looked down into the abyss, then cast an unimpressed look at Amity, “Great. Not only did you break a piece of his mind, but you accomplished nothing in doing so.”

“Do you have to be so negative all the time?!” Amity snapped, baring her teeth.

“Well, I’m sorry we can’t all be rays of sunshine like your dumb little girlfriend!” Hunter shouted back.

While they bickered, the shadow approached, and the Child Belos, tired of them getting nowhere, took some initiative and gave both the teens a hard shove on the back, forcing them through the broken wall and into the darkness below, leaping after them soon after.

Amity screamed as she fell, reaching into her jacket pocket for some glyphs, “I wonder which aspect of your Uncle is that, huh? Which part of him shoves people to their dooms again?!”

Hunter pulled at his hair as he fell, “Just shut up and save us! You wouldn’t be talking back this much if you didn't have a plan!”

Amity did, taking out a plant glyph and using it, aiming it for some trees she could make out below them. The vines from the glyph wrapped around the branches below, forming a net, which Amity, Hunter and Child Belos fell into, shaken, but relatively unharmed.

Carefully climbing out of the net and onto the branches, then down the trunk, Amity let out a sigh as her feet touched solid ground again. Child Belos tumbled down after her, and Amity, despite herself, offered Hunter a helping hand from the branch he was hanging from, ready to catch him. He dropped into her arms, only for both of them to crash under the weight, Amity groaning, “Why do you weigh this much? Seriously?”

As they floundered to get back to their feet, Amity and Hunter took a look around, seeing a vast, dark and foggy forest filled with crooked, grey trees. On each of their trunks was a painting, a look into Belos’ mind. “Well, it’s like I said. That hall up there was nothing but a stage show, something he put up to try and fool anyone who got in here.”

Hunter growled, opening his mouth to retort, when the Radio in Amity’s pocket sounded. “Amity? Amity, can you hear me?

“Luz!” Amity lips pulled back into a genuine smile full of relief as she pressed the button and answered back, “I hear you. Hunter and I are in Belos’ brain. It’s dark, and damp, and kind of smells, which is kind of what I expected of the place-“

Hunter yanked the radio away, putting it up to his mouth, “Look, if you can get us out of here, maybe, just maybe, I don’t drag you and your friends to jail-”

We’ll get you out. Just let me talk to Amity.” Luz cut in, having no time for Hunter’s idle threats. “Oh, wait. Flapjack is here, he says hello.”

The speaker let out a few short trills, and despite their situation Hunter did feel a bit better knowing his palisman was far away from where his Uncle could find out about him.

Amity stole the radio back, turning her back to the teen to keep him from trying to swipe it again, “Luz, what’s going on out there? Can you get us out?”

We’re on our way back to the Owl House now. We’re going to need to craft up some magic to poof you out of there.” Luz responded, then went quiet.

The voice to come out next was Eda’s, “You all are in big trouble when I get you out of there, Boots. Stay right where you are, don’t move, and we’ll get you out. Don’t attract Belos’ Inner Self, and you should be relatively safe.”

A roar sounded from above them, and the Child Belos gripped onto Amity’s pant leg in fear, “About that, Eda… we’ve already been found. By at least two Inner Beloses.”

Two? That’s impossible. One or both might be strong emotions that have materialized in the mental plane. They’ll likely be just as dangerous.” Eda cursed, the radio cutting to static for a moment, “Look, stay safe. Move when you have to, but try not to mess anything up while you’re in there. We’ll bring you out safe and sound, just hold on tight.

“Got it Eda, we’ll do what we have to to survive,” Amity assured her.

I mean it, no trying to be a hero in there. Don’t go looking for information, just keep your wits about you. And don’t lose your Radio. Your scroll is useful, but if you need out in a pinch you won’t have time to type.” Eda ended the call, the radio sputtering to static as Amity repocketed it, saving the batteries for later.

Amity turned to Hunter, who looked as drained as her by the experiences they’d gone through thus far, “They’ll get us out. We can sort things through later. Truce for now?”

Hunter seemed unsure as Amity held out her hand, but eventually took it, giving it one, solid pump. Unlike the first time they had called a truce, Hunter didn’t have a staff to seal the oath, so no ring of light accompanied the handshake. “Just until we’re out. Then I go back to putting your rebellion buddies into jail.”

Both of them looked down to the Child Belos who clung to Amity like a lifeline, “So, do you think this is inner Belos, or an emotional aspect of him?”

“I’m going to assume Emotion, I mean, look at him. He’s so small, plus he doesn’t seem too upset that we’re in here. My Uncle would be furious with me.” Hunter responded.

Either way, Amity didn’t trust the little guy. Not when he was a piece of Belos. Carefully and gently, so as to not upset him, she pried his hands off her pants, “So, since that thing is all the way up there, we should be safe down here, right?”

The question was meant for Hunter, but it was Child Belos who shook his head in response, and another roar sounded nearby, far closer than the last one. “Farts.”

Child Belos didn’t wait, grabbing both teens by the wrist and dragging them along, leading them down a path and into one of the paintings hung from the trees. The Masked Child didn’t hesitate, throwing themself through, while Amity and Hunter hung back. “I don’t like this, but I think we need to go,” Amity pulled on Hunter, who shook his head.

“I can’t just invade his memories! That’s sacrilege!” He protested, putting his hands against the frame to block the way.

Amity just gave him a hard shove, sending him through, “We don’t have a choice!”


When they came out of the memory, both Amity and Hunter were a little shaken by what they saw. Belos in a crude, cheap outfit he’d clearly made himself, his speech to a small audience about Wild Witches, the supposed made attack by Wild Witches, only to reveal Belos had been the one to stage the attack. To top it all off, the soon to be Emperor had ordered his Golden Guard to finish off the town with the leftover explosives, showing his casual disdain for the life that came from the isles.

“That- That couldn’t have happened,” Hunter choked, clutching anxiously at his tunic, “Not like that. We missed some context. Maybe the entire town was full of wild witches?”

“He destroyed an entire town, Hunter. There isn’t any defending that.” Amity spat, dusting her clothes off. They were once again in the forest that made up Belos’ mind, surrounded by trees and paintings of memories.

“Of course there is, he must have done it for a reason!” Hunter cried, but Amity just shook her head.

The sound of a twig snapping out in the distance reminded her of why they’d gone into that memory in the first place, and she lowered her voice, “We need to keep moving.”

Hunter, pale and clammy, nodded and followed, both teens trailing behind the Child who was leading them. Upon the young boy’s back was a sack of things he’d taken from the memory, though Amity hadn’t seen what, to preoccupied with the sudden history lesson she’d witnessed.

This was a part of Belos. Of Philip. And she didn’t trust that he wasn’t about to lead them into a trap in the future. Not when it seemed he was gathering things for his own needs from these memories, showing some clear agency. And despite the danger that followed them, this childlike apparition of Philip seemed to know the way, was leading them somewhere on purpose. And if he was leading them to certain memories…

Amity looked around her, scanning around the trees. Subtly, she turned her body so the scroll in her pocket captured footage for her to bring back to the CATs. If she wasn’t allowed to search for answers, maybe they could get some from these paintings, from the still frames of memories, centuries old.

The sound of footsteps was catching up to them, the beast that hunted them getting closer. At the sound, the masked child sped up, leading them into another painting, one Amity was sure was just as revolting and disturbed as the last one.


Amity was wrong. The second one was even worse than the first. Hunter didn’t want to face what he was seeing, running off and looking sick, his face framed with silent horror.

The town Belos had destroyed in this one was somehow familiar. Amity didn’t recognize it at first, and why would she? Some old, snow covered city from long in the past wasn’t exactly on her sight seeing list of places on the Isles. But she had seen it before. She and her new family had rested in their ruins during her trip to the Knee. People had lived there. People had died there. And it was all this miserable excuse for a human being’s fault.

“He destroyed an entire other town. Then left the survivors to die, unconscious and paralyzed in the snow!” Amity called out to Hunter.

The teenager shook his head, which was gripped tightly in his hands, “No, that can’t- it had to be an accident, while he was perfecting the sigil magic! Belos- My uncle, doesn’t hurt people who don’t deserve it!”

“So I deserved it?” Amity asked, marching up and getting into Hunter’s face, jabbing her finger against his chest. “Luz and Eda deserved it? Vee deserved it? Did you deserve it too, Hunter?”

Hunter backed off, trying to keep Amity out of his personal space. “I don’t know what you’re talking about!”

“The hand on your cheek says otherwise,” Amity pointed out.

Hunter gulped, realizing his hand had covered his scar without him realizing. He felt shame flow through him, dropping his own arm back to his side and turning away. “I don’t want to talk about this.”

Amity clenched her hands into fists, feeling frustrated with the young man. There was something else on her mind, something only she knew after seeing all these memories.

Belos had a Golden Guard by his side in both of them. Each different, ever so slightly, but it wasn’t hard to recognize their voice as Hunter’s. Darius’ talk about grimwalkers echoed in her mind, and she clamped her eyes shut, realizing that the Abomination witch had been right, but so very off the mark.

Belos didn’t just clone his last guard. He’d been doing it for decades. Possibly centuries. Each one of them was disposable to him, thrown away when they stopped being useful. He clearly had no qualms with hurting his ‘nephew,’ and Amity needed the boy to see that before it was too late, and he was just another corpse Belos had to bury.

“I know that it’s hard to accept,” She called out to Hunter. He stopped in his tracks, but didn’t turn to face her. “It’s hard to acknowledge that people you love, and who are close to you, family even, could hurt you. You put blame on yourself. ‘I wasn’t good enough, so that’s why I was punished.’ I know because I have suffered through that myself.”

Hunter didn’t speak, didn’t even look at her, but from his perked ears he at least seemed to at least be listening. Amity took a deep breath, “My name is Amity Blight. I know you know that, but it took a long time for me to use that name again when I got here. I thought I was free of it. My experiences are different from yours. I don’t carry scars on my skin. I was never hit. But that doesn’t mean I wasn’t hurt, or abused, or neglected.”

Amity shook, her throat tightening. Hunter was finally looking at her, as was Belos’ child form, head cocked as he listened. Amity continued, voice wet, “I come from a long line of successful heirs. Titans of a different type: Industry. And that came with a legacy I had to live up to.”

Amity was quiet for a moment, searching for what to say and how to say it. Finally, she settled on, “Any time I wasn’t perfect, I had something taken from me, until I was willing to do anything to keep what little I had left. I had to abandon pieces of myself to please my mother. Do everything she asked, and everything she wanted, even if she didn’t voice it. I was pressured to join people and groups I cared nothing for, and if I spoke back, if I didn’t keep up the family image, I lost one of the fragile, tiny freedoms I had left, until there wasn’t anything left for her to take.”

“I had to hide the fact that I liked girls, Hunter. You’ve never grown up in a world where someone, much less your own family, can make you feel ashamed for something like that. But it hurts. It’s not the same as what you went through, I know. Pain isn’t a contest, but honestly, I think you still have it worse. Because where I used to get locked in my room until I could make things up to them, to ‘be better’ than I was, I’m afraid for you.” She looked the other teen dead in the eye as she spoke her next words, ignoring how wet they were. “I might not like you Hunter. I’d be fine with never having to see your dumb, stupid face ever again. But I want that to be because we mutually hate each other’s guts, and not because your Uncle put you in a coffin over a minor mistake that people are allowed to make.

Amity’s face was stained with the tears she had fought so hard not to shed as she bore her heart and soul. Hunter gaped at her, looking entirely unsure how to handle someone who had opened up, and cried, for his safety. The boy took a step forward, hand out to reach for her shoulder, but whatever comfort he was going to provide, whatever he was going to say, was drowned out by the roar of the shadow that was tracking them, and once more they were running, keeping pace with the Child Belos, who was cackling like this was all some sort of sick game.

Amity wiped her face with her sleeve as they entered yet another memory. She expected this one to be as mentally scarring as the last two, and wondered why she bothered wiping the tears away before it was over. Hunter was beside her as the memory began to play. He looked uncertain of himself, his mouth moving as he tried to form words, “Hey, back there, I- thank you for telling me, I know it wasn’t easy-“

“I can hear you,” Belos’ voice sounded, and Hunter clamped his mouth shut, covering it with his gloved hands.

They seemed to be in some kind of lab, a place Amity didn’t recognize, but Hunter clearly did. There was Belos, as he appeared in the present, and for a moment Amity wondered if this was the inner Belos they were trying to avoid. He was looking right at them as he spoke, and the two teens gulped. Meanwhile, the child version of Belos wandered around the memory, shoving various items into his bag, giggling all the way.

A maniacal laughter echoed throughout the memory, and a flurry of eyes appeared in the shadows, a voice coming from them, “you caught me!”

Amity let out a sigh, feeling the oncoming heart attack pass her by as she realized this was just another memory. The shadowy creature, different from the beast that hunted them and more a living silhouette plastered on the walls, moved around the room, changing shape and casting shadow puppets as he spoke:

To you who stray so far from home.
To me who's trapped beneath these bones.
We'll play forever, me and you,
when you paint the land in nine bright hues!

Belos kept his expression neutral as he addressed the being, “What can I do for you, Collector?”

“That’s the Collector?” Amity asked, her lips downturned, “I was expecting someone more… intimidating?”

“The who?” Hunter asked, looking entirely lost to why Amity knew someone Belos did, but he didn’t.

“The Collector. I don’t know a lot about them, but I’ve heard about them. We were hoping to get their help for our portal, but Belos beat us to them.” Amity answered, spying on the scene as it played, listening with half an ear as the Collector complained about being bored, and something about a draining spell.

“When did all this happen?” Hunter was aghast that he had missed what must have been a huge adventure.

“Oh, 340-350 years ago?” Amity shrugged, ignoring Hunter’s jaw dropping to the floor as he wondered just how long humans were supposed to live. “Pay attention, this might be important.

“You’ll have your fun on the Day of Unity,” Belos assured, his voice calm, but clearly at the edge of his patience, only barely putting up with this being who seemed little more than a child.

Bored, and unimpressed with the answer he’d got, the Collector began to rhyme again:

Betrayed, beguiled,
alone, deceived!
We'll have our revenge on...

Before giving up halfway through, complaining, “Ugh, "unity" is so hard to rhyme!”

Amity was feeling her headache coming back on hearing all of this, but this was the closest to hearing about the Day of Unity they’d come, so she did her best to listen in, and made sure her Scroll was still recording. Beside her, Hunter gasped, and Amity thought maybe he’d caught on, wisening up to her act and had seen her scroll jutting out of her pocket, but instead she leapt back as a second Hunter ghosted right through the physical one beside her, racing up to Belos.

Oh. She knew what day this memory was from. “Why in the world are you still wearing that?”

“I was in a hurry and forgot,” Hunter’s face burned red as he watched the memory of himself, still clad in Eda’s “One Bitch of a Witch” apron. “Can we not talk about it? I got enough pointing and laughing from the scouts on my way to meet up with the Emperor.”

The past version of Hunter approached his Uncle, panting after running so far. He bowed his head before his Emperor, who curled an eyebrow at his garment, but otherwise said nothing as his nephew approached. Amity grimaced, as from the angle she was standing, she could see that behind his back the Emperor had summoned his staff, still folded, but ready to strike if need be.

“I know you didn’t want me going to Eclipse Lake, and it took a little longer than I planned, but if I hadn’t, I wouldn’t have managed to find this!” Past Hunter held aloft the key to the portal he’d stolen just that night, which was immediately snatched away by Belos, who took a closer look at it, holding it to his face.

Turning his eye back to Hunter, Belos narrowed it in suspicion, “How did you get your hands on this?”

Past Hunter gulped, “I- I infiltrated the Owl House! I’d heard rumors humans had made their way there. I even had to fight a basilisk to retrieve it!”

Belos straightened back up, key tight in his grasp. He summoned the door to him, and his lips curled into a pleased smile. “You’ve done well today, Hunter. The Titan thanks you. He has very big plans for you, you know.”

Pointing to the exit, Belos spoke gently, “Now, go and get some rest. You’ve earned it.”

Past Hunter seemed seemed pleased by the praise, bowing again and heading off. Amity turned to Hunter, “You didn’t mention the basilisk you ‘fought,’ survived. Why didn’t you tell him about Vee, anyway?”

Hunter hung his head, seeming ashamed of himself, “I wasn’t sure if me bringing the key back would have gotten his full forgiveness. If he hadn’t been pleased, I’d have told him about her ‘escaping’ me, and that I could track her down. As it is, he doesn’t know she’s still alive.”

“You were going to use Vee as a sacrificial lamb to keep yourself out of trouble?” Amity shook her head in disbelief, “Sometimes, I don’t know what good Luz ever saw in you.”

“I know,” Hunter admitted, keeping his head bowed. “I’m sorry. I was scared, and she didn’t deserve that. I told her I thought she was a person, and still planned on hunting her like an animal if I had to.”

Amity expected the memory to end there, but it kept going. The Collector appeared, his shadow appearing behind the newly summoned door as Belos slotted it into the ring he had created. “For a second there, I thought you were gonna be so maaaad. I thought you were gonna go all ‘waaaaahaaa’ on that kid!”

The Collectors form turned into a monstrous beast, much like the shadow that hunted them among the trees on the other side of the painting.

Belos turned away from the Collector, his tone back to it’s usual cadence, “Not as long as he stays on the right path. I say, ‘The Titan has big plans for you,’ and he does what he's told. Unlike all the previous attempts.” He gave a short shrug.

The Collector descended back behind Belos, hanging off the door, “I'm starting to think you make those things just to destroy them. You have fun with it. Admit it!” He let out more childish cackles, as if this was all some kind of game for him to play.

Amity wasn’t watching Belos as he spoke, instead watching Hunter with worried eyes, the teens face full of confusion and hurt at his uncle's words, “Of course I don't, Collector. It hurts every time he chooses to betray me.”

The memory ended like all the others, Child Belos racing forward with his sack, while Amity and Hunter crawled out of the painting feeling a lot less joyous than the half-pint, who kept laughing over everything the memories showed off.

“Draining spell, the Day of Unity, those witches from the Knee, going on a crusade against ‘wild magic’…” Amity was putting everything she’d seen thus far together, “Hunter, I know the last thing you want right now is to hear more bad news, but I’m pretty sure I figured out what the purpose behind the Day of Unity truly is…”

Hunter didn’t seem to be listening, gazing off into the trees. Amity frowned, realizing she might have just been insensitive. Everything Hunter had known was crashing down around him, and he’d more or less heard what happened to his predecessors, even if he still didn’t know the full truth of the matter. “I’m sorry. Look, Luz and I weren’t joking when we attacked you earlier. We want to help you, and get you someplace safe. We can protect you, and get you out of Belos’ grip-“

She realized that Hunter wasn’t listening to her. He was looking out into the trees, eyes glazed over with horror at what they were seeing, and his breath coming out in unsteady gasps. Amity, worried he was about to have a panic attack, tried to pull him away, only to see what had filled him with such terror.

Masks. Over a dozen of them, easy. Each one golden and identical to the one Hunter himself wore. Each rested at the base of a tree, and on each tree hung a painting, depicting the death and demise of every guard that came before Hunter. Some burned, others blasted with spells. A knife through the back. Another petrified, which had Amity swallowing painfully as she remembered how that was supposed to be a fate worse than death.

Each of these was someone who Belos had murdered. Each a loyal guard, who realized the truth, just as Hunter had, and had died for it. This was the mental shrine Belos had made to his cruel deeds, and it sickened Amity that of all the memories here, these ones had trophies at their feet. Just as Philip had kept Blue Fang’s tooth, he now gathered the masks of his so-called ‘nephews’ to keep in his sick collection.

“We need to get out of here,” Amity breathed, reaching for her radio.

The sound of crackling that wasn’t radio static alerted her though, and her eyes were pulled to the Child Belos, who was breaking one of the masks with his hands, and feeding it to a fire in the center of the clearing they had just been in. Fearing the worst, and the beast in the trees that would surely be attracted to the light and smoke, Amity rushed forward, shoving the child out of the way and stomping on the fire, trying to put it out. Hunter quickly joined her, having regained a bit of his faculties for the moment, stamping on the embers.

Around the fire was a rope trap, one Amity was quick to step out of upon realizing, “Something’s wrong here. He wasn’t like this before.”

Attracted to where the fire was, strands of a dark, fleshy substance flew through the air, forming into the shadow that chased them. Now Amity understood how it got around so quickly. But that didn’t matter now, as the various lumps and eyes on the creature began to form mouths and faces of animals, screeching and squeaking, barking and meowing, but the message was clear in their voices, as clear as when Ghost spoke to Amity.

Get away! Danger! Run!

“Hunter… that isn’t Belos… those are the Palisman he’s eaten!” Amity backed away, blankly staring at the beast as she tried to wrap her mind around the revelation.

“And if that’s not the Inner Belos… then he’s been with us the whole time,” Hunter put together, not masking the abject terror in his voice.

Amity watched as the small child who had been with them this whole time began to cry. His cries turned mocking, then into laughter as he turned around, plunging a wooden sword against the end of his rope trap, activating a spell. Bottles of elixir that were wrapped in the rope burst, smashing into the palisman abomination, and it thrashed, but was unable to move from its spot.

The child’s body twisted, and turned, shifting it’s body like putty until it wasn’t a young boy, but an old man who towered before them, looking down at them with the confident expression of a man who had planned everything out to the exact detail, who had already won. “Hello Hunter, hello Amity.”

Amity’s first thought was to go to her glyphs, but instead her hand grabbed her radio, squeezing it tightly, “get us out of here, get us out of here!”

Amity? What’s happening?” Luz’s voice greeted her, but Amity was unable to answer as Belos casually strolled by them, ignoring any threat they might pose. Instead he focused on the screaming pile of Palisman souls behind them.

“Ah. I was finally able to catch it. This thing's been a thorn in my side for years. It took a fake mental labyrinth, full of twists and turns to evade it before now. All these weepy Palismen souls…” Belos chuckled good naturedly, as if he were discussing the weather, “Their voices constantly nagging me. ”

He plucked one from the stack, the others shifting and crying at his touch as they faded into ashes. He inspected the bird in his hands, but dismissed it, “Vile. But without them, I wouldn't be able to do THIS.” With a sickening crunch, his arm changed, becoming monstrous. He crushed the bird in his grip, destroying it so quickly it didn’t even have time to cry out in pain.

Hunter looked on in shock and horror, unable to move, unable to speak, only able to flinch as the palisman, so much like his Flapjack, was ended. Belos stepped in close to him, a smile tugging on his lips, “I must say, I’m feeling so much better already. You two made such a good distraction for it. It was so busy trying to warn you, it stopped pursuing me long enough to cage and kill it.”

Hunter fought back tears as he looked his Uncle in the eye, “W-what did you do to the other guards? To our family? It was never wild magic was it?”

Belos’ expression turned cold, eyes narrowing at the boy. He twirled a finger around Hunter’s messy bangs, curling the hair around his finger, then flicked it away, “it’s such a shame, really.”

With a sigh, as if this hurt him more than it utterly destroyed Hunter, who had lost his fight with his tears which began to stream down his face, Belos continued, “Out of all the Grimwalkers I’ve made, you were the most like him.”

“What?” Hunter hardly had time to speak before the ground beneath him began to swallow him whole. Ankles, shins, knees, in seconds he was falling, clawing at the ground and screaming.

“Hunter!” Amity cried. She took a step closer to him, but the ground made it clear it would swallow her up next if she got too close. Acting fast, she took off her jacket, whipping it forward by the sleeve to use it as a rope, “Grab on!

Hunter fought, as hard and frantically as he could, which just made the ground swallow him faster. He pulled on the jacket, clinging on for dear life, eyes wide in fright. Amity would never forget those eyes, begging, pleading for her to save him as she dug her heels into the ground and pulled with all her strength.

The aged jacket started to tear at the seams on its arm, but at the rate Hunter was sinking, it didn’t matter. Amity’s grip was slipping, the stable ground she could stand on shrinking as she was dragged closer to the hole. In the end, the jacket flew from her hands, and Amity watched in horrified silence as Hunter disappeared into the ground, jacket and all.

The ground sealed up again, become solid as soon as Hunter vanished. Belos walked over it, tutting like a disappointed mother who had had to ground their child, “I really expected him to last longer than the others. If only the people around him were better influences…”

Any despair Amity felt faded as she glared up at the man, jaw clenched so hard her teeth made creaking noises of protest. In her eyes blazed anger, fury, hiding the fear she felt at her core to be trapped with this madman, this murderer with no regard or respect for the lives around him. “I’m going to make sure that everyone knows what you’re planning. That everyone knows what is going to happen on the Day of Unity, and we are going to stop you.”

“Oh, you can try. But better than you have tried and failed to stop me. Never a boring day, being a Witch Hunter,” Belos dismissed casually.

Amity fumed, and picked up one of the glyphs that had come free from her pockets when she’d taken her jacket off, slamming it against the ground. Fire roared to life, as fierce as her fury, but Belos casually avoided it. It hit one of the trees that housed his memories, but with a casual glance and a twist of his head the fire faded, leaving the tree unmarked and unscorched.

Amity picked herself up and onto her feet, fists clenched at her side. “Why? Why are you doing this? What in the world did witches do to you to deserve this, Philip?!

That caught the man off guard for the first time since his arrival. Not shock, but surprise as his face lit up like a birthday candle. Then he laughed. Not the low, condescending laugh he’d used before, but something more akin to the laughter of his child form, loud, boisterous, and scarily normal for an unfeeling tyrant. He recovered, giving the furious girl in front of him an almost genuine smile, “Oh, Miss Blight, I should be upset at you for stealing my thunder, but I’m just so pleased to hear that name again. Belos, the name of a witch, oh it disgusts me to have had to use it for so long. Call me the name I was born with, as a man.”

Amity backed away from him, truly disturbed by the figure in front of her. For every step she took back, he took a step forward, “As for your question, they’ve done nothing to me. I am simply dedicated to protecting humanity from the evils of witchcraft. From the heathens and devils that would tempt men’s hearts to darkness.”

“You’re a maniac,” Amity spat. She turned her body so her left hip was out of sight, and she discreetly uncorked her abomination flask, “Completely insane. What year do you even think it is? Do you also think some people deserve to be slaves? That Women have no rights? Let me clue you in, times changed.”

She sidestepped, keeping her flask in his blind spot, “The witch trials aren’t viewed in a favorable light in the present. All those men who burned witches, every last one of them, history knows them as murderers. And you’re no different.”

Amity acted quickly, slashing with a whip of goo she summoned, but to her shock Philip simply snatched it out of the air. Tugging on his end, he pulled Amity towards him, backhanding her face and sending her bottle and radio clattering to the ground several feet away from her.

“I told you before, they have to qualify as people before it counts as murder.” Philip said cooly, “These are not people. They are animals for the slaughter.”

Amity? Amity, what’s happening?” Luz’s voice came out of the radio, desperately calling out to her girlfriend. Philip stepped towards it, putting his boot against the device, and crushed it under his weight, silencing it forever. Bending over, he carefully scooped the Abomination flask up, holding it up to eye level, “Now, this doesn’t belong to you, does it? Magic is such a corruptive force, let’s remove that temptation.”

Somehow, Philip made the flask vanish. Amity wasn’t sure, but she was fairly certain he’d plucked it out of his mind, and back into the physical world, depriving her of her weapon. Picking herself back up off the ground, she ran behind the nearest tree, drawing a glyph into the dirt where Philip couldn’t see it. “I see how it is. Magic is evil for everyone else to use, but it’s fine that you use it for your grand purposes, right?”

“Hiding won’t help you, Amity,” Philip called out, ignoring her taunt. He’d played this game before, and it would take more than that to lose his patience.

Amity dove for the next tree, carving the same glyph, then repeated the process. Poking her head out from behind her current tree, she called out to him, “And what about Hunter, huh? Or the other Golden Guards? I know he’s a Grimwalker, but where does he stand in your ‘person or witch’ world view?”

Philip stopped in his tracks and cocked his head, “He’s… merely a better version of an old friend. But thanks to you, and those witch's corruptions, I’ll have to make a new one. A better one.”

Amity bit her lip, her fingers digging into the dirt. Another glyph. “You murdered him! You’ve murdered so many good people!”

Philip rolled his eyes, annoyed that his message wasn’t sinking in, “I told you these aren’t people!”

“He’s heavy!” Amity shouted back, anger and hurt in her voice as it echoed through the forest. “He’s heavy, and strong, and- and he can’t do magic! You’ve been murdering another human being, countless times, over, and over.”

She glared at him from her hiding spot behind her tree, knowing he couldn’t risk attacking without harming his own mind as she taunted him. “Who was he? Childhood friends? Maybe a cousin? I’m betting he was a brother.”

Philip stilled, eyes narrowing in anger, “Girl, you hold your tongue-“

“You think you’re so smart, so clever, leading me and Hunter around by the nose. You heard me before, when I talked about my parents. I was raised to be perfect. To be able to figure out what my mother wanted of me, without having to be asked or told. That made me very observant, Philip.” Amity swallow. Her hand brushed against a shining, glimmering shard of one of the broken masks that littered this section of the forest, as she prepared to activate her glyphs.

“You were so busy taking us places you wanted us to see, so I kept looking in the places you didn’t want me to know about. I wasn’t able to view them as clearly as the ones we entered, but a picture is still worth a thousand words.”

“You don’t know what you’re talking about,” Philip hissed, marching towards the tree she stood behind.

“You cut your ears to a point with a jagged knife to better blend in.” Amity used an example, even as Philip shook with indignant rage. “You carved your glyphs into your skin as well, so you could pass it off as normal magic.”

Licking her lips, Amity went for the death blow, “And you knew someone that looked so much like Hunter does. He had round ears in those pictures. He was human. He ‘betrayed’ you, and you killed him. And then you cloned him. Made grimwalkers out of him, things you think of as less than human, so you could kill him again, and again, and again, for whatever sin you believe he committed against you. You’re not a man, Belos. You’re not even a witch. You’re so much lower than either of those. You are a monster!

Suddenly Belos was right in front of her, morphing out of the ground with maddening rage in his eyes. He grabbed her by the collar, lifting her up in the air, “I was going to let you live, Amity. As sinful and delusional as you are, you were still human. But I’m afraid you’ve taken all the fun out of this little game we’ve been playing, and now I’ve changed my mind.”

Amity spat in his face, making him draw his lips back in disgust, while she grinned, “Got you, murderer.”

With the tip of her toes she pressed the glyph she had carved into the dirt at the base of the tree’s roots, and the tree below burst into flames. Philip dropped her in surprise, the end of his cloak catching aflame as well from the proximity to the blazing heat. Scrambling away before she could get hurt from the blaze, Amity retraced her steps, pressing her hands to each of the glyphs she had drawn at the base of over half a dozen trees, each catching another tree on fire.

Individually, the fires were easily taken care of by the Inner manifestation of the person, as long as they knew what was happening. Multiple fires at once spread, catching more trees on fire, and Belos found himself struggling to put them out in time before the next one lit.

Still, Amity had nowhere to go. No scroll, no radio, and no way out. Weaving through the trees, panting, her victory began to feel fleeting, fading into hopelessness as she realized she was still as stuck as she ever was. Not watching the ground as she sprinted, her foot caught a root of a tree, sending her crashing to the dirt. Another glint of gold was in her version as she squinted at it, body aching from the fall. “Amity!”

She gingerly touched her head, wondering if she’d hit it and was hearing things. “Amity! Get up!” The voice called again.

“King?”


“She’s not answering the radio,” Luz voiced was panicked as she set the human device down and summoned her Scroll, typing a message in. After a few, painfully slow seconds she whimpered, “she isn’t answering her messages, either.”

“We’re working on it, Luz.” Eda had her cauldron boiling up a brew, a teleportation potion that could theoretically pull something from someone’s mindscape. Raine was reading off the instructions while Camila gathered ingredients, meanwhile Darius and Eberwolf pacing on the living room floor.

“Well, work faster!” Luz cried, desperation in her voice. “She sounded really scared a minute ago, and now there’s nothing!”

Darius himself was trying not to look too worried, though his usual calm expression was marred by a pale complexion. “They’re working as fast as they can. Keep trying to get through over the scroll.” He grit out through clenched teeth.

Vee was looking through Eda’s vast collection of books, the same ones she claimed only nerds read, keeping an eye out for faster alternatives. With no magic, nor formal education in potions, this was the best she could do to help, and that weighed heavily on her heart. The task felt especially hopeless with her lack of reading comprehension, and she silently hoped she hadn’t tossed aside a book that could save her friend just because it had a big word she couldn’t read.

That left King, who sat on the stairs, watching everyone work together, but still getting nowhere. He sniffled, feeling at fault. If he had helped them in the alley, maybe Amity wouldn’t have gotten stuck. Or maybe if one of them had objected to going in the first place, this could have all been avoided. He was supposed to be a Titan, and he couldn’t even protect one tiny human?

His sister was becoming frantic the longer Amity went without responding. If only there was some way to get ahold of her. To see if she was safe.

Wiping at his eyes with his injured paw, his gaze fell onto the Azura branded bandage stuck to it from that morning, and suddenly, he had an idea.

Sprinting for his mother’s apothecary cabinet, he flung one of the drawers open, ignoring Camila’s protests as he snagged a bit of Sleeping Nettles. His breathing was heavy as he weighed the dried plant in his hands, wondering if he’d see that thing on the other side again, and if it could hurt him or not. But he didn’t have much of a choice.

Before anyone could stop him, he shoved the nettles into his mouth, chewing loudly. They tasted awful, with a terrible, dry texture, but he forced himself to swallow it anyway, collapsing into unconsciousness before it was even all the way down his throat.

As soon as his body hit the floor, he was rising to his feet again, once more in the place between worlds that Vee had traveled to. The place that had haunted his nightmares for the past week. Cubes floated around him, rising, falling, drifting, all so far above him.

“Alright, I just got to get one of those, and call her name. Got it.” King tried to pump himself up as he clambered up the side of the cliff face. Once he was a dozen or so feet up, he reached out pathetically with one claw, his nails tapping the tip of one of the cubes in the air, but unable to grab hold. Whining in the back of his throat, King mentally prepared himself, then hurtled at the nearest cube, throwing himself off the rock and into the air, grabbing the cube and hoping it would support his weight.

His clamped shut eyes opened when he realized he wasn’t falling, and was in fact, clinging to the cube in mid air, nearly as weightless as it was. “Weh!”

Quickly, he climbed aboard, riding the cube as it floated towards the others around the sphere. Whoever was inside was silent, and King hoped they were gone, not wanting to deal with whoever it was and their creepy vibes. Taking a breath, he reached out, grabbing one of the many cubes as it drew near, and held it in front of his face. “Uh… Amity!”

The cube did nothing, and King frowned. “Why didn’t that work? Uh… maybe I need to use her full name? Amity… Flight?”

Nothing. King stomped his foot in frustration, “She never uses her last name! Uh, Amity Clawthorne! Amity Noceda! Amity Fright? Amity Bright?” Losing the last of his patience, King growled and flung the cube away, where it bounced off another, sending a chain reaction throughout the formally stable cubes.

“Why won’t it work?!” He shouted into the void, feeling the last ray of hope inside him fade.

“Hm… have you tried Amity Blight?” The childish voice in the sphere asked, startling King. The cube he was standing on was floating only a few feet away, and inside, the silhouette of a person was staring at him, head cocked to the side.

“H-how do you know that name?” King hesitated to ask, fear making him draw closer into himself.

“Well, my best buddy Belos always asks me to check in on her. On a lot of people really. He calls it the Spy game!” The child giggled, “it’s really fun! Is that what you’re trying to play?”

“Uh… yeah,” King nodded, “I’m looking for my friend. C-can you help?”

One of the cubes that floated nearby stopped in its orbit, shifting over and flying towards King as his answer. He grabbed it out of the air, looking at the sphere, trying to see past it’s frosted surface onto the inside, “uh, thanks?”

“No prob! Anything for a friend!” Was his reply.

King nodded, still afraid, but far from as frightened as before. Holding this new cube aloft, he called out, “Amity Blight!”


Amity held aloft the broken piece of mask, seeing King in its reflective surface, “King? How are you… what are you-?”

“No time!” King answered, “We’re working on a way to get you out, but it’s pretty exact. You need to stay still, so we can’t have you moving around, or you could lose a limb, or an organ, or something! What happened to your radio?”

“It’s broken,” Amity admitted sadly, “crushed beyond repair.”

“And your scroll?” King looked desperate.

Amity bowed her head, “Hunter had it, and he’s… gone.”

King’s breath hitched in his throat, “No… no, I- I’m not ready to lose you. First my Dad, then my supposed tribe… I don’t want to lose any more family.”

“You won’t lose me,” Amity tried to soothe, even as she doubted her own words, “They can still try their spell. Maybe- Maybe I lose an arm, but I can make do. We’ll make a magic prosthetic one, or something.”

“I’m afraid you’re not going anywhere,” Belos’ voice rang from out behind the trees. Amity nearly dropped the shard of mask she was holding as she looked out into the darkness. The trees she’d lit on fire were out, back to how they had been before. She’d managed to slow him down, but he was just too powerful, had too much control over his own mind for her to one up him inside of it.

Amity clutched the piece of mask to her chest as she backed away. Belos cracked his neck, descending down on her, any humor or pleasantries gone from his empty eyes. “Was that really the only ploy you had left? Throw some taunts around, get me angry, light a fire, and run away and hope for the best? You’re stuck here, Amity Blight, and you can’t outsmart me. You can’t stop me, and I think I’m ready to end this.”

His arm formed into a crude scythe, which he raised above his head. Amity gulped, knowing there was just no way to outrun this blow. She hugged the shard of mask to herself, and closed her eyes, wishing King were there for her to hold in her last moments instead of a broken piece of polished porcelain.

“She can’t stop you, but I can!” Yet another voice broke the silence, and Belos had the audacity to look annoyed that someone was interrupting his business.

“Hunter, however did you-“ Belos turned to face his creation, only to choke on his words and pale as he saw the item in the boy's raised hand. Hunter stood a good dozen feet away, bloodied, dirty, and tired. His body was hunched, as if standing straight took too much energy, but despite that, his expression was grit into one of determination and anger. With an arm outstretched, held up above Hunter’s head, was Amity’s scroll, still recording the events of the night, with his thumb hovering over the button that would post it to Penstagram.

The scythe arm disappeared, and a nervous smile graced Belos’ face as he held out his hand, trying to calm his former Guard down “Now, Hunter, my dear boy, please think about what you’re about to do. Let’s be reasonable here-”

“How many?” Hunter demanded, his voice cracked by fury and heartbreak, “How many did you make? How many times have I done everything you asked, only to be destroyed? Do you even remember?”

Amity took the chance to circle around Belos, slowly moving over to stand beside Hunter, whispering to King, “Go, tell them to get us out of here. Now!”

The demon nodded, disappearing from the shard, which Amity let drop to the ground. She grabbed onto her jacket that Hunter held in his hands, seeing glyphs flutter out of the pockets and to the ground, where a large group of vines were sprouting from the dirt. She put together how he had escaped, using her glyphs to make a rope he could climb and get back to the surface with, then clawing his way back through the earth.

Belos swallowed heavily, lips twitching as it was clear he was trying to calculate the sheer number of grimwalkers he had made and exterminated over the years. When it was clear the answer couldn’t come to him, his lips twisted into a facsimile of caring smile, hand outstretched, beaconing the boy towards him, “The Titan has big plans for you, Hunter.”

Hunter stared down at the man, the monster, who had manipulated his entire being. Conned him out of a childhood, abused him, and laughed behind his back at the pain and suffering he himself had orchestrated in Hunter’s life, and the lives of countless other grimwalkers. Hunter glared spitefully, and spoke plainly, “Wrong answer.”

Then hit post.

The effects were immediate, as the world around them began to shake. Belos screamed, his jaw becoming unhinged and his body warping, becoming less human and more monstrous, thrashing around. Amity clung on to Hunter, both of them rocked as the world around them quaked, Amity hollering out, “What’s happening?!”

“He’s having some kind of breakdown!” Hunter responded, “This entire plain of existence is his mind, and he’s losing it!”

Thinking quickly, Amity grabbed the scroll out of Hunter’s hand, switching to her messages and sending Luz one, demanding an exit right then and there. She wrapped her arms around Hunter’s neck, pulling him close to herself, yelling over the noise, “Hang on and stay still!”

The two held each other and closed their eyes. Belos’ transformation was complete, and he let out an ear shattering roar to the skies before refocusing his attention on the two teenagers. He bore his teeth and claws, and rushed at them, getting closer with each step.

Bearing down on them, the monster raises a claw, intending on wiping them both out with one blow. They teens grit their teeth, but remained still, even as their clock ran out on life, striking down from three, two, one-

Zero.


King pulled away from the cube breathing intensely from what he had just seen and heard.

“Ooh, did you see something good? The Amity Blight channel is my favorite! She goes on so many adventures, doesn’t she?” The trapped person in the sphere said, kicking his feet playfully.

“I need to go,” King cut them off, closing his eyes. He began to slap at his own face with his paws, yelling to himself, “come on, come on, wake up, wake up, W A K E U P!

Through sheer force of will, King’s body bolted up from where he lay on the floor in the living room, startling everyone who surrounded him. Eberwolf hung over him, chirping and growling nonsense he couldn’t understand, while off in the corner of the room Raine and Darius had made a mess, Eda’s drawers littered around them and items strewn across the floor. Meanwhile, the others were breathing sighs of relief to see King back in the realm of the waking.

Eda was still looming over her cauldron, but that didn’t stop her from scolding, “what were you thinking? Do you know how worried we all were?”

“No time! They need out of there, now!” King barked, only receiving looks of confusion.

“We know that!” Camila answered, stating the obvious, “but we’re missing an ingredient.”

“No,” King shook his head, tears pricking at his eyes. Not after all of this, they needed out now.

“We need something to power the potion. Something with a lot of magic.” Raine explained, which explained why they and Darius were tearing through Eda’s drawers, looking for anything they could use.

Luz’s scroll lit up, and she snatched it out of the air, “guys, she responded! She says she needs immediate extraction!”

“We’re trying!” Eda shouted, feeling the strain eat at the last of her patience.

King pulled on his horns, trying not to break down. They needed something, something powerful. Something huge. Something…

He lurched forward, ignoring everyone’s cries of protests, climbing up onto Eda’s shoulder, and tore the bandage off of his paw, throwing it into the pot, “Now! Activate it now!”

In a flash of light and green smoke, Amity and Hunter appeared in the center of the room. Luz tried to rush for her girlfriend, Camila not far behind, while Darius reached out for Hunter, but Eda held out her arms, and even her wings, blocking them, “Give them some space, don’t crowd them!”

Everyone in the room held their breath, watching as the events of the night hit the two teenagers. Amity’s wrath and bravado left her when she realized the threat was gone, and she sagged on the floor, fists clenched and eyes wide, tears beading up as everything that had happened in the past few hours hit her all at once. Hunter was no better, his final defiance against the only member of his family he’d ever known having shaken him to his core, he almost didn’t seem to realize where he was.

“Amity, what happened in there?” Eda asked gently, startling the girl, who could only look up at her blankly, mouth moving but no words forming. Ghost, her ever faithful palisman, rubbed against her leg, before laying down beside the girl.

Flapjack flew down from the rafters, pulling at a strand of Hunter’s hair, which snapped him back to reality. It was as if the entire day’s events replayed in front of his eyes, and he started to hyperventilate, “I- I can’t go back. He knows we were in there, I-“

He rushed to his feet, intending to rush out the door, but Darius was quicker, blocking his exit. Hunter gasped in horror, seeing the Abomination Coven Head there, and tried backing away, almost tripping over himself in the attempt.

“Calm down, Hunter. I’m on your side.” Darius tried to soothe, holding his hands up to show he meant no harm, “take a breath, come on, breathe.”

As Darius attempted to calm Hunter into a more stable state, Luz hunkered down beside Amity, “Is it okay if I touch you, Sweet Potato?”

Amity nodded silently, and Luz slipped her arms around her, holding her in the softest, gentlest hug she was capable of. Amity shook, burying her head in the crook of Luz’s neck, tears spilling uncontrollably as she began to sob.

A few minutes later, Amity and Hunter had been moved to the couch, warm blankets tossed over their shoulders, with a cup of warm tea placed in each of their hands by Camila. Luz stayed by Amity’s side, kneeling at the foot of the sofa with a hand on Amity’s lap, while King sat between her and Hunter, leaning against the two of them, still tired from the affects of the sleeping nettles.

Vee watched from across the room, worried, but not wanting to get any closer to Hunter than she had to. Eda paced the room, trying to calm herself and her beastly instincts, wanting to go after Belos herself and slice him to ribbons for hurting her kid.

“Amity, Hunter,” Raine spoke softly, kneeling down to be eye level with the two teens as rested a hand on the arm of the sofa, “I know, what happened in there had to be incredibly traumatic. It may seem cruel of me to ask so soon, but this is very important.”

Raine took off their glasses, looking both of them in the eyes, “can you tell me what happened inside of the Emperor’s mind?”

No words were said from the two on the couch. Amity didn’t seem to hear what was asked, and Hunter still looked ready to bolt, his wide, frantic eyes stealing glances at the doors every few seconds. Raine sighed, pinching their brow, “it’s alright. Take your time. As long as you need. I can’t begin to imagine what happened, but I’ll be here when you’re ready.”

Beside Darius, who was leaning against the wall by the door to ensure Hunter didn’t try to bolt again, Eberwolf perked up, grabbing the man’s legging and giving it a yank. Looking down, Darius gave a small, frustrated groan, “Really? Now is not the time to be browsing Penstagram. Can’t you take this seriously, for once?”

Eberwolf shook their head, tugging harder on Darius’ clothing, holding his scroll up for the man to see what was on the screen.

As Raine tried to gently coach the events out of Amity and Hunter, Darius stepped in from behind, giving the bard’s shoulder a shake. “We have a situation.”

Raine turned to face the man, only to have a scroll shoved into their face. Fixing their glasses back on, Raine blinked, jaw dropping open as they watched what may just be the most viral video to ever come out of the Boiling Isles.

Notes:

And there is Hollow Mind. I hope you don’t mind that I skimmed over the first two memories, since in canon Luz and Hunter are mostly just watching them, and they wouldn’t have been changed in any meaningful way if I wrote them down. Better to just summarize and save myself half a day of writing.

I’ve more or less had this idea in my head since Hollow Mind aired. I was even prepared to go full AU and ignore the rest of season 2 if it meant I could salvage some of the stuff I wanted to go down in Belos’ head. Thankfully I didn’t have to go against canon, and I just adapted a lot of stuff from after the episode to happen earlier. I am always worried I make Amity too capable, so giving the win to Hunter was satisfying, as well as a little cathartic in how he gets to be the one to press the button. Plots that can easily be solved by someone having a phone always bug me a little. At least Luz didn’t have a scroll, but I gave Amity one so long ago, way before the episode aired, so I had to do it! Also, in case you’re wondering, the show never shows people making calls on scrolls. Just messages. Meanwhile, they have those birds to make calls. I stuck to that, so that’s why Amity wasn’t able to make calls with her scroll while in Belos’ mind.

Can you guys tell I’m a Doctor Who fan by this point? I always seem to have someone have their Hero speech(the opposite of a villain monologue), usually tearing down the villain, before doing something epic. I think that’s really influenced my writing. Specifically parts of the 12th Doctor’s Hero Speech to the Boneless:
“I tried to talk, I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out, I tried to understand you but I think you understand us perfectly. And I think you just don't care! I don't know if you are here to invade, infiltrate or just replace us, I don't suppose it really matters now, you are monsters! That is the role it seems you are determined to play so it seems I must play mine! The man that stops the monsters!”

Everyone gets trauma, meanwhile I’m over here like, “Luz and Amity exchanged their jackets, it’s cute, and adorable, and I love it!” Also, Two demons, a witch, and a human in a cloak is the demon realm equivalent of three kids in a trench coat. The Collector’s “Spy Game,” is maybe fanon, but Kiki did say the Emperor has eyes everywhere, and was able to figure out Raine’s plan. We all thought there was a traitor, but none were made apparent, so I’m going with this idea. The Collector can see through the cubes, but can’t talk through them, since they’re in the ball. He can only talk through his mirrors instead. It’s funny, he’s trapped in a place where you can talk through people through mirrors, and the only way to talk to him is through a completely different, special mirror. Huh.

Art was made by me, once more just stitching together assets from the show itself and tracing over it. The backgrounds were provided by Moringmark, who put some up for use on Reddit.

If you liked this chapter, please leave a comment below! I use them in place of the therapy that I need from the trauma this show inflicts on me.

Chapter 37: #CancelBelos

Notes:

Did you hear the news? Someone posted an incriminating video of the Emperor all over Social media. #CancelBelos is trending all over Penstagram! Titan damned Cancel Culture, going after societies most…vulnerable?

This chapter easily underwent the most rewrites. Hopefully it’s all worth it!

Before we begin, I’d like to take a moment to give special thanks to Crosshot and Matteso585, two of the biggest contributors to the TVTropes page. I’d also like to thank everyone else who has added to it over the months, and everyone who has drawn fanart. All of that stuff makes me so happy everytime I see it, and I treasure all the hard work you guys have done. You’re awesome.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Fingers taped across a paper-thin screen, pressing onto a video.

It opens, featuring a large, ogre like demon who had an overly loud attitude, “Sup there, fellow Hexers, it me, ya boy, Jergy, and before we begin I want to remind you all to bang that gong and subscribe! So, today we’re going to talk about the single most shared video to ever hit Penstagram. This video, by HumanWitchChick128, a poster known up until this point mostly for sharing copious amount of cat videos, was liked and shared by the much more well known BOSCHA!” A series of loud airhorns went off in the video, all obnoxiously loud. “After the Captain of the Hexside Banshees shared it, it got Titan-wide attention as it blew up overnight-“

The video was closed, and the screen scrolled. Another tap.

This time it was a witch, dressed in a slightly more professional manner. When they spoke, it was in an even, almost newscaster tone, “Good evening, and welcome to the first in a series we’ll be calling The Philip Conspiracy. A few days ago, a video was posted online. Since then, the original account has been forcibly deleted, but we, along with many others, have reuploaded it for everyone to see. Today, we’ll be discussing the various background images in the video, the pictures hanging on the trees in the background of the Emperor’s mind, as well as discussing some dialogue from our time with Hunter’s, now revealed to be the current, or ex-current Golden Guard, time with the camera, in which we have used magical editing software to increase the sound and the quality of the audio to hear the full discussion from the missing footage between a girl named “Amity Blight’ and the Emperor, know revealed to be a human named ‘Philip-‘“

Another tap, another closed video. The next to be opened had more familiar faces.

A scaly serpent with arms sat coiled in a chair beside a woman in a cat mask, who held her hand. The woman spoke softly, “it’s okay, hija, take your time.”
The serpent looked nervous as she looked into the camera, breathing a sigh. “Alright. Uh, hi. My name is Vee. I am… I’m a basilisk. Hi. Wait, I said that already.” Heaving a frustrated sigh, the basilisk named Vee tried again, “I am- was, one of Belos’ experiments. He brought me and several other Basilisks back from extinction. He kept us in cages, tortured us, and studied what we could do. He wanted to know everything about our ability to drain magic from other beings, and would make me eat magic from rats, animals, and even some other prisoners. He did all of this to prepare a Draining spell for his Day of Unity-“

Closed, switching to another video, with another set of familiar faces. This was numbered one in a list of over a dozen.

A man instantly recognizable as Darius from the Abomination Coven, as well as Hunter, the young man now known by everyone to be the Golden Guard, were sitting in the same chairs as in the previous video. Behind the camera, someone spoke, “if any of these questions are uncomfortable, let me know and we’ll skip them.”
The Guard nodded, looking mentally and physically worse for wear. The voice began, “what can you tell us about the Emperor, in your own words?”
The guard twitched, crossing one of his legs over his lap, “skip.”
“Would you like to inform the audience of what a ‘Grimwalker’ is?”
His foot began to bounce as the guard was clearly unsettled. He didn’t answer, but Darius held up a hand, “Raine, perhaps it’s best if we record with the others first? Vee, perhaps?”
“One more,” this Raine person said, then followed that with, “What can you tell us about what is going to happen on the Day of Unity?”
That got a reaction of the the Guard, who sat up in his seat, eyes looking at something far away, “I can tell you everything he’s said is a lie. Nothing about the Day of Unity has anything to do with the Titan, or Wild magic. It’s all a lie. And if he isn’t stopped, we’re all going to die.”

Closed. What was one more to add to the list? Tap.

The next video had the face of the well known reclusive musician turned Bard Coven Head, Raine Whispers, looking into the camera. They looked nervous, tugging at their collar, and forcing a smile that didn’t meet their eyes. “Hello. You may know me, I’m Raine Whispers, and recently, I became the head of the Bard Coven. However, in secret, I have been fighting against the Empire, with the help of many close friends and allies. I formed the BATs, or the Bards Against the Throne. I stepped down as leader to go undercover in the Bard Coven, and passed the responsibilities of leadership over to one of my trusted companions, who shall remain unnamed for the time being.”
Another figure stepped into frame, the same masked woman from the video with the basilisk. Raine nodded her way as she took a seat beside them. “We have come together to discuss some of the things you’ve all likely seen and heard recently-“

Closed. The next would hopefully talk about something different going on in the world.

The video opened with a teenage witch whose face was nothing but a large eyeball. She waved at the screen, and spoke, though anything she said was muffled to the point of being indecipherable nonsense. The editor clearly thought of a work around, adding subtitles. “Recent events have brought to light some serious cases of abuse, not only in our world, but in the ones inhabited by our neighbors, humanity. In today’s video, we’ll discuss some topics that may make some viewers uncomfortable, and I’ve linked to some places where you can get help if you find yourself or a loved one in a similar situation-

Closed. That was just too close to home right now. The next one looked informative, though.

Today’s news flashed on screen, Perry Porter of the BBN-HXN network the one reporting. He stood in the middle of Bonesborough, in front of a heavily vandalized statue of Emperor Belos, with what appeared to be a few hundred witches gathered and chanting in the background behind him, attempting to topple it over. “After recent news broke about the Emperor’s supposed true origins, polls show support for him has plummeted overnight. Sixty-eight percent of citizens now believe that the Day of Unity needs to be canceled, and Emperor Belos removed from power-

Closed. Too informative. The finger lingered on one more video, taping it.

An official Emperor’s Coven spokesperson appeared on screen. They stood behind a podium, and seemed to be addressing a crowd behind the camera. “We understand this Penstagram video is a cause for concern. The Emperor, however, would like to remind you that he has had nothing but your best interests at heart for the last five decades, and to disregard anything your eyes and ears tell you otherwise. We will not be taking questions.”
The crowd was not pleased to hear that, with the spokesperson quickly seeking refuge, fleeing the stage and going out the back door as they were pelted with objects from the crowd.

Closed. Bleh. That was enough Penstagram for one day.


“How are you feeling? Luz asked, poking her head into Amity’s room, a worried expression on her face. She stepped inside, a fried griffon egg sandwich on a plate in her hands, “I brought you some lunch.”

Amity set aside her scroll, looking up blankly at the ceiling with eyes darkened by bags underneath them as she lay in her bed, “Hey? Remember when I used to deliver potions for your mom, and worked at the library? Now I’m Pentstagram famous, and everyone not only knows about the trauma a Deadwardian-era dweeb inflicted on me, but also the parts where I cried my heart out about my terrible parents.”

Luz frowned, but quickly tried to smile, taking Amity’s scroll from beside her and setting it on her nightstand instead, “Maybe we should focus more on the positives? Like, everyone knows about Philly-boy’s plot to destroy the world, and are finally doing something about it?”

Seeing as that wasn’t cheering Amity up, Luz set the sandwich beside her girlfriend’s scroll, then slid into bed beside her, “How about that because of said plot to destroy the world, school’s been canceled this week, meaning you have more snuggle time with your lovable girlfriend?”

Luz flashed a cheesy, hopeful grin at Amity, who couldn’t help but snort. Luz disappeared in a puff of smoke, replaced by her fluffy harpy form. She then rolled over, exposing her back to Amity, who wrapped her arms around Luz’s waist and squeezed, resting her face against Luz’s soft neck feathers. “Thanks, Luz. I’m feeling better already with that mindset.”

“Always here to help,” Luz gave a small laugh, turning her head to press a kiss to Amity’s cheek.

Just below them, in the living room, the bard known as Raine was setting up another camera, making sure the lighting was right, and the mic could pick everything, every word, every stutter, they had to say. The idea of being back on camera, in front of everyone on the isles was nerve wracking, their hands shaking with unbridled anxiety as they finished their setup.

“You doing another video? At this point, you’re turning my living room into a studio,” Eda snarked as she stepped in from the kitchen. Despite her words, her mouth was drawn in a thin line of worry, and she had a cup of warm tea that was soon forced into Raine’s hands, urging them to drink.

Raine did as they were bid, sipping at the hot liquid, hardly feeling it as it burned their tongue, “I need to keep the general public updated and informed. There are still things to address, and I don’t know if you’ve been outside lately, Eda, but it’s pandemonium out there. People are panicking and they need someone to tell them what’s happening.”

“And you need to commandeer my living room for that, huh?” Eda sat on her sofa, the talons on her toes tapping against the floor. “Don’t you guys have this big, fancy base?”

Raine ran a hand through their hair, “Well, yes, but I wanted to give the audience some sense of stability. We did those first videos here, and-“

“I'm messing with you, Rainestorm.” Eda shook her head, “You’re always welcome to do whatever. Record your dumb videos, crash on my couch, anything you need.”

She patted the sofa seat beside her, looking at Raine knowingly, “Especially that second part. When was the last time you slept?”

Raine took in a shaky breath, looking past Eda’s offer to take a seat, and taking off their glasses, which hadn’t been cleaned in a few days, “It’s been… a while. I’m running on fumes, I know, but this is important-“

“Raine-“

They held up a hand, silencing Eda. Cleaning their glasses and putting them back on their nose, they gave a grim smile, “I need to do this first, Eda. Rest can wait. What happened the other day was unexpected- unprecedented! And not at all how I wanted things to go. I’d have preferred if that video stayed in CAT hands and out of the general public’s knowledge. Used to recruit people higher up, not… scare people who feel they can’t do anything but lash out.”

“It worked though, didn’t it?” Eda asked, “Everyone knows now. He can’t defend himself against this anymore. They’re practically beating down the castle doors at this point!”

“Which is part of the issue!” Raine sighed, “This is putting the public at risk of retaliation from Belos and what remains of his loyal forces. When I started this, it was to keep the people of the Isles safe, and so far I’ve done a fantastic job of that-“

Eda wasn’t dealing with that crap and cut them off, “You’re not at fault for that, Raine. You’ve done great, better than anyone could have hoped. You started this whole thing yourself, with three other people who were barely adults, and now the Emperor is damn near overthrown!”

“Eda, I couldn’t even keep your kids safe the other night.” Raine snapped. “Amity got dragged into the Emperor’s mind, nearly died, exposed his plot, and everyone and everything since has gone completely unhinged.”

Raine shook their head, sagging into the chair they’d set up for their recording, “I’m barely keeping up. I’m flying blind now, so the least I can do is make a short informative video before I rest.”

Eda frowned, rising to her feet. Groaning in exaggerated annoyance, she moved to the other side of the camera, “Fine, but I’m helping, then you’re taking a nap. Now how do I work this thing?”

Raine didn’t answer, and looking up, Eda scoffed, allowing herself a crooked smile. In their seat, Raine had slipped into sleep, snoozing and snoring softly, glasses askew. Eda shook her head, quietly grabbing a nearby blanket and throwing it over the bard, “You can’t carry the world on your shoulders. Not alone, at least.”


Darius eyed the CAT headquarters with distaste, but had to give it to Camila that she’d at least managed to find a good spot. Sure, it smelled like sewage, but it was a closed off section of one of the least trafficked areas of Boneburorough, that normally only people with clearance from the Head Librarian could enter. Not even the Emperor, in all his paranoia, would think to have looked in some obscure, closed off wing in the Forbidden Stacks for rebels.

Camila set a file down, picking up and shifting through the mountain of new information that was coming in from the outside world. She’d hardly left in the days since the incident in the Emperor’s Mind, and yet for every file she managed to get through, four seemed to take its place. Rubbing at her eyes, she glanced at Darius, as if only realizing he was there, “I’m sorry, you were giving me a report, what were you saying?”

As first impressions went, Darius hadn’t liked Camila. She seemed sloppy, naive, and unfit for leadership. She didn’t even seem to have her children under control. He’d only been as cordial as he’d been as a courtesy to Raine. However, in the short handful of days since first meeting her, his respect had grown considerably when he saw her work ethic, and what she had to deal with on a daily basis as de facto leader of the CATs in Raine’s absence, and what she still carried on her shoulders even with Raine’s return. As that was the case, he could forgive her blanking out on him momentarily. Starting again, from the beginning, Darius spoke, “In the past few days, meeting with my fellow Coven Heads has proven difficult, especially after my elegances went public. Some of them are in complete denial of what Belos truly has in store for the Day of Unity, and are uncooperative. Others, like Mason of the Construction Coven and Osran of the Oracle Coven have asked for leniency.”

“What are we willing to offer them in exchange for their cooperation” Camila inquired, not standing still as she listened, still bustling around her office and skimming through files.

“Depends on what they’re willing to cooperate on.” Darius shrugged, “I’m all for being lenient in most cases, none in the inner circle could have known what Belos truly planned, but everyone involved knew lives would be lost. Those “unworthy,” as deemed by the Titan. They believed most of us, and all of them, would go to Paradise, and were willing to sacrifice the few to do so.”

“That isn’t exactly a solid answer, and they’ll realize that,” Camila pointed out, “We need to offer them something.”

Darius grunted, crossing his arms as he inspected her makeshift office, from the files on the desk, the books on the shelves that made of the walls, or the palisman beds on top of those, “I say we offer partial amnesty for their involvement in the Day of Unity plot. Brief sentences, slaps on the wrist. It’s not justice, but it’ll make the gears turn faster.”

“Then do it.” Camila gave a sharp nod, “once Belos is gone and whatever provisional government can be put in its place is in power, they’ll have their amnesty, but only after we have their full cooperation in the removal of their old boss.”

Camila found the file she was looking for, “This says here that recruitment for new Coven Scouts has completely ceased, is that true?”

“Belos has locked himself in his castle, and is outright refusing anyone from the outside world entry.” Darius informed her, running his white gloved finger over one of the shelves, and looking disgusted with the build up of dust that clung to them. Putting that temporarily out of his mind, he resumed, “No entry, no recruits.”

“Where does that put the current estimated number of loyal guards?” Camila asked, throwing the file down, knowing Darius’ intel would be more accurate than the report.

“Only about a quarter of the troops have remained. The rest have taken leave, or outright abandoned their posts. Belos has given everyone still loyal to him a pay increase, and other luxuries, like double rations at meals to incentivize them to stay.” Darius let out a well humored chuckle, “Of course, with the massive drop in manpower, he can afford to feed what’s left of his armies well, otherwise the food will spoil.”

“I suppose he’s framing it as a bounty given from the Titan?” Camila looked bemused. “A literal Horn of Plenty?”

Darius leaned against the desk, cocking his head as his expression turned serious, “Why are you asking how many men are guarding him? What are you planning? He can’t possibly start the Day of Unity, not when he has less than three days to prepare and plan around losing five of his Coven heads and the support of the entire nation.”

Camila’s lips formed a thin line, “If there is one thing I’ve learned about Belos, it is to not underestimate the man. His back is against the wall, and every day he remains free, Day of Unity or not, is another chance for him to escalate things.”

“So you plan on gathering our forces and attacking him, then?” Darius asked, brow raised.

“I plan on not giving him the slightest chance to have his way,” Camila corrected, taking the files that were most important to her and placing them under her arms as she stepped out of her office to address the rest of the CATs, “And if that means bringing a war to him, then so be it.”


King slept more soundly than normal in the coming days. He was no longer afraid of the dark realm filled with murky waters and cubes, nor the sphere. The person in the inside of it, yes, but they seemed both unable and unwilling to harm him. Which was weird, seeing as he seemed to be working with Belos, and spying on all of them.

King sat on a floating cube now, speaking to the curious being on the other side of the sphere. “Hey, I just wanted to say thanks again for helping me the other day. That was… it was nice of you. Uh, I don’t think I introduced myself. I’m King Clawthorne!”

The child laughed, his shadow pressed against the sphere, “No problem! It gets so boring in here, it’s fun to do literally anything else for a change. Nice’ta meetchu, King Clawthorne. Can I call you King? Ooh, or KC?”

“King’s fine,” King assured him, chuckling nervously, “And- uh, what’s your name, exactly?”

“They call me the Collector!” Was his answer, which sounded familiar to King from those notes Amity and Vee took from Philip’s journal, and the talks about what had happened in Belos’ mind.

“The Collector, huh?” King cocked his head, trying to think of ways to get information out of this guy without being super obvious, “Uh, what do you like to collect? Like, bugs, and stuff?”

“Oh, all sorts of things!” The Collector seemed hyper-ecstatic to finally have someone other than the Emperor to talk to, and starting counting down a list on his fingers, “I like funky coins, shiny rocks, the desecrated bones of my enemies-“

“Yeah! Fun!” King cut off with an anxious laugh, “And you certainly like these cube things, huh. You must look into them a lot to play your spy game. Checking in on my friends.”

“Your friends? Funny, I never see you with them. Your voice sounds preeetty familiar, though.” The Collector laughed, spinning in his ball. “I mean, I never see you even now, so that’s kinda funny.”

“You can’t see me?” King asked, remembering that had been mentioned before. The Collector’s body was a little hard to make out through the segmented sphere he was trapped inside, but King could at least see his silhouette. “I can see you, right now.”

The Collector cocked his head, “Well, that’s weird. I know you’re there, and I know where your voice is coming from… but I still don’t see you. Are you sure you’re not a ghost or something? Or an imaginary friend?”

He seemed to consider that, then laughed, “Nah, most of my imaginary friends become real whenever I want them too, and you’re still not here.”

King looked down at himself, and frowned, wondering if maybe it had to do with the symbol on his collar around his neck. Of course, he couldn’t take it off in this realm, since it was attached to his body in the waking world, so he couldn’t prove that theory. And maybe he shouldn’t, if it kept him safer from the Collector.

“Well, anyway, about your spy games, do you think you could stop? Or, at least, not tell Belos what you see for a bit if he asks?” King asked, tapping his claws together.

The Collector went oddly quiet, looking at King’s direction suspiciously through his orb. After a moment, he responded crankily, “But, that’s one of our favorite games to play together!”

“But Belos isn’t a very good person, Collector guy! He wants to hurt my friends. He wants to kill everyone on the Boiling Isles!” King protested, to no avail.

“Psh, why should I care about some measly witches. Once the Day of Unity happens, Belos is going to let me out since I helped him so much, and then we’ll play together all the time!”

“What can you possibly play if there aren’t any people left?” King asked, pressing his paws against the cool surface of the sphere, “And he hates magic. Why would you ever let someone like you out?”

The Collector crossed his arms, turning his nose up at King, “That’s no way to talk about my best friend! He pinky swore, and I take that very seriously!”

King could see he was losing the Collector’s trust and good will. Whoever they were, whatever power they might have that made them useful to Belos, it didn’t make them a mature, rational person. This was like arguing with the smaller kids at the playground, and King suddenly felt very, very ashamed of some of his past tantrums. He was definitely going to apologize to his mother when he saw her again.

Pushing off the orb, King inhaled, “I’m sorry, Collector, buddy. I was just feeling a little jealous, since my new best friend is being hogged by his other ‘best friend.’ That was wrong, I apologize.” The words had him rolling his eyes. Being the bigger Titan was hard work.

The Collector fell silent, and for a moment, King was worried he hadn’t bought it. Instead, the Collector started cackling, “You okay in there?”

“Okay? Okay!?” The howling laughter increased, “Who’s got two thumbs, and two best friends?”

His silhouette gestured to himself with said thumbs, “This guy! Haha, alright, fine, fine, I won’t play the spy game anymore. But only for a little bit. I’ll play the make believe game instead, and tell Belos a bunch of stuff I made up instead!”

“That is a very fun game to play!” King bumped a fist against the glass.

Unfortunately, it was time to wake up, King beginning to fade out of the realm between worlds. “Uh, I’ve got to run, but I’ll come back and talk to you again soon, I promise!”

“Pinky swear?” The Collector asked, holding up his pinky.

Despite knowing the Collector wouldn’t be able to see King, nor touch him, King still held out his own pinky, “Pinky swear it!”


Today was the day, or would have been. The Day of Unity, while not officially canceled by any means, had no attendees. The skull was empty, barren of any activity, as even the Emperor refused to leave his castle.

Of course, what went on in the world below didn’t matter to the moon and the sun, which climbed high into the sky as they day went on, almost at their zenith. Within a few hours time they would meet, and whatever Belos had planned would either succeed or fail depending on the actions of a few.

The Owl House would soon find itself filled with guests, and more children then it had ever handled all at once before. The first to arrive was a surly Hunter, practically shoved inside by Darius, who followed in after. The Ex-coven head glanced around the place, then to Eda, “Thanks for offering your place. It’ll keep the little Prince here out of trouble.”

“I’m not trying to cause trouble,” Hunter insisted, folding his arms,” I’m trying to help!”

“Which will just cause trouble,” Darius scolded.

Eda raised a brow at the boy, willing to give him the chance to speak, “You know something we don’t?”

Hunter seemed put on the spot, and lowered his gaze, “Well… no. Nothing solid. I just think The Emper- Belos, is planning something. He doesn’t give up. Even if it seems impossible, he gets his way. He could be at the skull, right now planning a way to start the day of Unity for all we know.”

“He isn’t, and he can’t,” Darius assured his charge, placing a hand on his shoulder, “I have people inside the palace. He hasn’t left. He doesn’t have the people or the man power to even start the damn thing. We have him cornered.”

That didn’t seem to placate Hunter, who just frowned, striding over to the couch and slumping into it beside Amity, who struck up a whispered conversation.

The next to arrive were Gus and Willow, chaperoned by Harvey, who was already in his CATs gear. He took one look at Darius and his mouth curved downward into a sneer, both men standing in the crowded living room together, sizing each other up.

“Still an elitest snob, Darius?” Harvey asked, glaring at the man behind his mask.

“I don’t know, still playing with your plants after giving up on Abominations?” Darius shot back, standing in an identical pose.

Harvey’s lip twitched, his beard following, “Hexside didn’t have the resources to take me into Abominations after Glandus dropped me, and you know it. Besides, plants are a perfectly fine branch of magic, goop man.”

Willow stood by the couch, burying her face in her hands and trying not to feel too embarrassed, while Hunter didn’t hide his at all, lips downturned and face red. They were both thankfully saved by Luz, who put an arm around both of them, giving them a friendly shake, “So, looks like we’re all bunking up tonight.”

“Yeah, my Dads wanted me out of town and with people they trusted,” Willow kicked her feet, casting a sideways glance at her friend.

“Same with my Dad,” Gus said, “though it’s less that he trusts Eda to take care of me, and more that her house is about as far away from town as you can get on such short notice. He expects things to get really messy until the eclipse passes, and people know they’re safe. How about you?”

“I’m just here because Darius is making me stay,” Hunter informed the two with a growl, looking at his primary caregiver, who immediately snapped back.

“I don’t care what rank you held, you’re still underage! At least the… ugh, CATs have some level of standards and put up age limits for joining.”

“That reminds me,” Eda chuckled, interrupting their little squabble, “I need to tell Raine to make sure Viney doesn’t try to tag along today. The little troublemaker is not an adult by any measure of the word.”

“I’m fairly certain you aren’t either,” Darius muttered sarcastically.

As time ticked by and the adults were preparing to leave, Darius seemed to grow more impatient and bothered, which was not an easy feat for how little patience he normally had. His frustration was evident to everyone around him, though no one got the chance to ask before he snapped out, “Where is Eberwolf? He hasn’t checked in all day, and should have met us here by now.”

“He’s not at HQ meeting up with the rest of the squad?” Harvey asked, noticing the little guy wasn’t there for the first time.

“No, he can’t stand the smell of the place. It’s too strong for his nose,” Darius rubbed his forehead, “He was supposed to meet us here since I was dropping off the boy, but we can’t wait any longer.”

“I’m sure the Team Pet will show,” Eda assured him, summoning Owlbert and throwing a duffel bag stuffed to the brim with glyphs over her shoulder. “But you’re right that we can’t wait anymore. We need to go.”

Stepping over to the kids, Eda pressed a kiss to Luz and King’s head, ruffled Amity’s hair, pat Vee’s shoulder, and gave Hunter a halfhearted shove, “You take care while we’re gone. Don’t leave the house, I mean it. Like, really mean it, not in the ‘don’t leave, but I actually kind of encourage it because I like trouble’ way. Today is going to get dangerous, and we don’t need our attention split because we’re worried about you guys.”

Luz sighed, “Fine, Mom.”

“We won’t take a step out that door,” Amity promised, a hand over her heart.

Eda glared, “That sounds suspiciously specific.”

Amity smirked, chuckling out, “or the windows. I promise.”

That was good enough for Eda, who stood up straight and walked for the door. Darius just gave Hunter a nod, trusting the boy to behave while he was away. Meanwhile, Harvey wrapped his arms around Willow, squeezing her tightly, “You be safe, baby girl. I’ll be back in the morning to pick you and Augustus up.”

“Keep us updated!” Amity called out as they left, waving her hand after them as they went. “Don’t keep us waiting in suspense the whole day and night!”

The door was shut, leaving the teenagers all alone. Amity inhaled sharply, then let out a breath, grabbing her notebook and flopping onto the sofa without much fanfare, opening up to a page of scribbles. After a moment, she called to one of her friends, “hey, Vee? Think you can help me with something?”

Vee seemed curious as to what Amity needed her for, not being one for art, “Uh, sure. Let me see what you’re doing.” Slithering over, she took Amity’s notebook, looking it over, the two analyzing and whispering to one another as they filled something in.

Luz watched two of her favorite people in the world, wondering what they were up to. Before she could ask, though, Gus spoke up, “Hey, Willow? Is something up?”

Willow startled in her spot, shifting uncomfortably as all eyes suddenly landed on her. “What? No! Nothing.”

“Really?” Gus raised an eyebrow, “Because you’ve been awfully quiet. And you keep glancing over at a certain someone.” Gus gestured with his head over to Hunter, who quickly looked away from the two of them.

Luz glanced between the two of them, “I don’t know Gus, are you trying to imply there’s something there? I mean, I’ve been accused of having shipping goggles, a fair accusation, but… I’m just not seeing it buddy.”

Hunter facepalmed, blushing red, while Willow looked everywhere but at her friend. Luz continued, shaking her head, “Trust me, I have learned the hard way buddy, you shouldn’t try pairing up real people in your mind, much less tell them to their faces.”

“That’s not what I think is happening, Luz!” Gus defended himself. “I just think something odd is going on.”

Willow couldn’t seem to take it any more, a guilty expression on her face, “oh, fine! I admit it!”

Luz and the others stared at her, jaws dropping, “Wait, was Gus right on the money? My shipping sonar must be off…”

Willow shook her head adamantly, “No! I have been keeping a secret that involves Hunter, but not that!” Lowering her head, she spun her finger and summoned her scroll, opening her penstagram.

“After the incident at Hexside, Hunter sent me a message on Penstagram. I ended up sending a friend request. I thought maybe I could get him to change his mind, and exchanged a bunch of messages in secret with him. I’m sorry I didn’t say anything until now.” Willow offered her scroll up, showing a private chat that was filled with lots of pictures of Flapjack.

Luz gasped, shocked beyond words. Willow then turned to Hunter, equally apologetic, “And I maaaaybe planned on getting close to you to feed Luz and Amity information if you slipped anything up. But then all you kept sending me were pictures of Flapjack! So, I’m sorry for lying to you as well.”

Hunter’s face fell, a look of deep betrayal sinking into his flesh, “I was used… for bird pics!”

“I meant to bring it up, especially since Hunter is now officially on our side, but things have been tense, and we haven’t had any time to talk. But there it is, that’s my secret.” Willow bowed her head, looking low. “I hope you can forgive me someday.”

“Alright,” Luz shrugged, already over it. “I’m cool with it.”

Hunter wasn’t much different, “I mean, I was your enemy, so I already assumed you were fishing for info, but you just really liked the pictures I took of Flapjack, so I just kept sending them.”

“You’re both not bothered?” Willow asked, unsure if she should feel relieved or not.

“It’s like, the least dumb thing any of us in this room have done this week alone,” Luz assured her. “You had good intentions. Just, next time tell us you’re having secret rendezvous with the enemy before you do it, please?”

“I take offense to your statement, Luz,” Gus butted in, “I haven’t done anything dumb this week.”

“You’re wearing sandals on over your socks right now,” King brought up, “That’s pretty dumb.”

“It’s human fashion!” Gus argued, gesturing furiously at his feet.

Willow scooted over to Hunter while Gus, Luz and King argued, and offered her hand, “I’m not sure I trust you entirely, Caleb, or that I can call you a friend yet. But I saw what you did in Belos’ mind. It was very brave. We can’t start over, but we can try again, if you’re up for it?”

Hunter’s ears perked at the use of the fake name he’d given. He looked down at the offered hand, allowing himself a small smile before taking it, and giving it a shake, “I’m grateful for the seco- er, third chance, Captain.”

Willow nodded, “Team practice is still on Mondays, Wednesday, and Fridays. Oh, and please, keep sending me pictures of Flapjack, they’re adorable.”


One of Eda’s favorite perks of dating the co-leader of a rebellion was that she got assigned her own squad. Sure, she didn’t get to pick and choose, but at least she got to boss people around.

Arriving at the castle, they could see the drawbridge had been retracted, blocking off entrance to the castle. As Eda expected, there were quite a bit of unhappy citizens around the place, forming an angry mob that were demanding to see the Emperor. The Stone fortress was more or less completely surrounded. While it kept the common man out, Eda had wings, so something like that wasn’t going to stop her. “Alright, team. We’ll fly over and get through the main door. That should cause a big enough distraction to allow the others to slip in through the windows above on their palismans.”

“Are you sure about that plan, Edalyn? Perhaps we need a better distraction-” Lilith asked her. There was one of the downsides to not getting to choose her own squad, rearing its ugly head. Eda wondered what short straw she’d drawn for fate to team her up with her sister, but there wasn’t much she could do about it now.

“We’ll be fine.” She cut her sister off, spreading her wings. “Just stick behind me, alright?”

Eda took to the air, flying above the heads of the mob that wanted Belos’ head, Lilith mounting her own staff, while Steve followed up with a borrowed Capybara palisman that had joined the fight against Belos back in the Bat Queen’s forest. Eda cheerfully waved to the masses below as she crossed the pit, and landed on the other side beside a lever that could open the main gate.

It was of course guarded. Two measly guards, all they could likely spare for this location. Eda didn’t even need magic to take care of them, grabbing one by the head and smashing it against the stone wall behind him with enough force to dent his mask, then sweeping the leg out from the other, who hit the ground hard enough to have the wind knocked out of him. A quick stomp with her powerful legs broke some ribs and he didn’t get back up.

Eda looked back towards the mob that surrounded the castle, hearing their cheers as she beat the guards. Lilith and Steve landed beside her, not fast enough to get in on the action, though they were sure to find some inside. Behind them, some in the crowd seemed to take inspiration from the rebels, those with staffs mounting them, trying to get over the pit now that the guards were taken care of, and Eda frowned.

Her palms gripped the handle of the switch that would lower the bridge as she did so, pondering if this was the right course of action. The citizens were just going to fly over and extend the bridge anyway, and she couldn’t stop them. So she may as well lend a helping hand. “I’m sorry, Rainestorm, but this really is just as much their fight as it is ours. They’ve been duped their whole lives, it’s about time some of them get some payback.”

She pulled the switch, and the bridge began to extend. Eda posed, arms outstretched, as the crowds cheered, waiting for their chance to break into the castle themselves. Lilith and Steve had to climb onto their staves to fly above the crowds who were pushing them back as they rushed into the castle. Lilith landed beside Eda, looking unimpressed with her sister, who just smirked. “That really wasn’t necessary, Edalyn. And now you’ve dragged everyone into this.”

“Let them come, they deserve to all be bad girls for once” Eda dismissed. “Now come on, we got to stay ahead of the crowd!”

As they raced through the halls, Eda’s fists and claws met anyone in a mask and cowl who got in her way. Owlbert in hand, she blasted back any spell sent at her, showing that just because she didn’t have magic of her own didn’t mean she still wasn’t the Owl Lady, and that she was and always would be a force of nature to be reckoned with.

She trusted Steve and Lilith to watch her back, and they performed their job with flying colors, even if in the end they pulled their punches more than Eda. Steve didn’t seem all that into punching his former allies light’s out, and Lilith had a more civilized approach as she used her magic to bind and restrain anyone the other two didn’t take care of themselves.

Even with their haste, the mob was keeping up. Eda could hear them as they broke down doors, tore down tapestries, and burned anything that could be lit on fire. She cackled loudly and openly, relishing in the kind of anarchy she’d craved since her teendom.

Purple goo flowed through the cracks of one of the walls, Darius forming from it, looking incredibly aggravated, “You allowed a mob to follow you inside?”

“Well yeah, how else are they going to tear Belos limb from limb?” Eda asked nonchalantly, as if he were the crazy one.

With a shake of his head, the Abomination Coven Leader sighed, “No time for scoldings. Get over to the Throne room. Raine and Camila’s squads will meet you there. I’ve checked every inch of this castle and haven’t found Belos, nor the other Heads, so if they’re going to make a last stand, it’s going to be there.”

He quickly reformed into goo, disappearing into the crevices of the castle. Eda held up a finger, having intended to ask him something before he departed, “I have no clue where the Throne room is…”

Lilith shook her head, grabbing Eda’s wing and giving it a tug, “This way, sister. It’s not far.”

Going through another door, they could see the mob they’d let in farther down the hall, still tearing up anything not nailed down in the castle, and having caught up with a bulk of the CATs forces that had slipped into the castle, fighting alongside them. Eda laughed and Steve winced as the poor guards who got in the way of the mass of angry witches were beaten to the ground, then quickly trampled, while Lilith just focused on leading the way.

“Where has this Bonesborough been all my life?” Eda let out a hoot as she watched a horde of CAT aligned palisman swoop down and peck at the coven scouts in their way, “These, these are my people!”

Down the weaving hallways, they lost track of the mob as it raged, but never stopped hearing their efforts echoing off the walls. Racing down a hall and turning a corner, the three almost ran directly into Camila’s team, consisting of herself, Dos, and Harvey. From the end of another, Raine, Katya, Derwin and Amber traveled as well, leaving only one direction to go. Northward.

At the end of the hall was the throne room, where the final fight would take place. “You’re sure he’s in there?” Raine asked, the question directed at seemingly no one, until Darius reformed beside them.

“We’ve received no reports of the Emperor or any of the other Coven Heads loyal to him leaving the castle.” Darius responded, but looked unsure.

“The reports could be wrong,” Raine surmised, “The Day of Unity was supposed to take place on the Skull, after all. But there is only one way to find out.”

“We’re right behind you,” Camila assured, allowing Raine to lead them. Together, the group of eleven stepped forward, walking in step to the towering doors. Raine set their hands on each of the double doors, Camila pressing a helping hand on the one to the left, while Eda was on the right, and together they threw the doors open, ready for anything.

They weren’t prepared for nothing.

Two lone guards stood on either side of the throne, each quaking in their boots as the CATs entered the room. One raised his staff, but his hands shook so much it ended up clattering to the floor, while the other turned tail and ran without a fight. Watching his companion leave, the guard turned back to face the rebels alone, only to find Eda right in his face, eyes wide and staring through the holes in his mask. “Hello. Where’s your boss?”

The coven guard yelped, but didn’t answer. Rolling her eyes, Eda picked him up with one hand and tossed him behind her. He landed on the floor, skidding across it until he was stopped by a boot pressed against his back. Looking up, the guard was greeted by the Head Bard, who didn’t look pleased. “You should answer a lady when she’s speaking to you.”

“I don’t know!” The guard sputtered. “One minute, he and the others were here, and the next they were gone! Vanished not five minutes before you arrived!”

Darius growled, punching his fist through a nearby pillar. “That Bastard. He must have teleported to the Skull.”

“He can’t perform the ceremony without everyone there, though.” Raine reminded him, trying to stay calm. “Without the other Coven Heads, or some kind of replacements, he can’t pull off his Day of Unity.”

“He took the other Coven Heads with him,” The captured guard kept talking unprovoked, likely too scared out of his wits to shut his mouth. “A-all of them.”

“All of them?” Camila asked, eyebrows raised.

“He- he had a few tied up and brought to the castle this morning-“

Darius paled, “Eberwolf… Was Eberwolf among them?” The guard gave a nod, whimpering under the eyes of the furious witch questioning him.

“And how are we supposed to get there in time to stop him?” Camila asked, looking around for suggestions, looking towards any of her fellow rebels for answers.

Eda was silent for a minute, then decided to be the one to play devils advocate, “Why chase after him today? We have his castle, we know where he is. If we go, we’re playing right into his hands.”

“But if they’re no use to him, he might kill any of the Heads he’s taken hostage,” Lilith pointed out, and beside her, Steve swallowed, worried for his father.

“And if we go, we stand to lose everything,” Eda reminded them of the hard truth. “We might have to lose this battle if we want to win this war.”

Darius hung his head, clenching his eyes shut. Steve wasn’t much better, his own father’s head on the chopping block. Eda felt guilty for having to point that out, “If it’s any consolation, we’d never get to the Skull in time anyway. Even if we flew, the eclipse will be happening-“ She checked her King branded watch “- in twenty minutes, give or take a few.”

“We’ve still got to try.” Raine insisted. When Eda tried to object, they shook their head, “We still don’t know how this draining spell works, Eda. We were told they needed everyone on the isles gathered together so they could be taken to paradise. Really, they just needed everyone in the main covens to stand in a circle, and everyone with a matching sigil on them would be drained of their magic until death no matter where they happened to be.”

“So, what you’re saying is, it might have been a ploy,” Camila put together. “That Belos left stuff out to the public, so might have left out not needing everyone?”

Harvey rubbed his Plant coven brand, “Like, they might not need you at all? They activate the spell anyway, and everyone except for the Bard and Abomination coven go… poof?”

Raine shook their head, “I’m saying we can’t say that isn’t a possibility. We don’t understand this spell, and Belos kept its true nature close to the chest. But he’s gone to such lengths to take the other Heads with him, so I believe it’s safe to assume he can still activate a partial draining spell. Are we willing to take the risk that we’re wrong?”

“We’re still forgetting one thing,” Katya reminded them, “We have no way of getting from the heart up to the top of the skull. That's a quarter of a day’s journey with a staff, we aren’t getting there in twenty minutes.”

Raine pondered for a moment, then turned to Darius, “Do you think you could get us there? You displayed some kind of teleportation or displacement abilities before.”

Darius took a deep breath, stroking thoughtfully at his chin, “Possibly. The Skull is very far away, though, and with both the distance and passengers, that raises risks of injuries. Serious ones at that.”

Raine was pacing, running out of options, “I’m willing to risk that if I have to, I’m sure the others agree.”

Looking to the others, they saw that Eda had her scroll pulled out, earning a scowl from Darius, “You’re just like Eberworf, you can’t take this seriously. What are you doing on your scroll at a time like this?”

“Amity told us to keep them posted, so that’s what I’m doing.” Eda waved him off, “might as well let them know we’ll be late… They shouldn’t need to worry their little heads about us when we don’t come back when we said we would.”

Camila nodded, rubbing above her wrist, on her scar covered brand. Would she be spared from the effects of the Draining Spell if they were wrong, or would she die today, along with everyone else in the healing coven and its associated branches? She didn’t have the answer, and in as little as twenty minutes, she could be gone without having a chance to say goodbye to her children. She opened her mouth to tell Raine she was willing to take the risk of teleportation as well, when Eda’s scroll bleeped as she got a message back from Amity, the harpy making a face. “What?”

Another bleep, another message. “What?!”

Lilith was closest, and peeked over Eda’s shoulder with some effort, her harpy form being so tall. Eda growled in annoyance, doubly so when Lilith stole her scroll from her hands, adjusting her glasses as she looked over what Amity had sent. “Oh… interesting!”


Amity crossed out yet another page, tearing it off and throwing it to join the others on the floor. Vee sat beside her, just as frustrated as Amity appeared to be, “It’s got to be one of these, right?”

Amity glared at the pages, her eyes burning from staring at the white shade of paper for however many hours the two had been working on this. “It’ll be right when we’re both sure it right. Until then, we keep trying.”

“You know, I’m starting to get a little worried,” Luz commented as King picked up one of the discarded pieces of paper. “What have you two been working on for so long?”

King uncrumpled the ball of paper, cocking his head at it like a curious puppy, “These are glyphs, right? That’s one complicated combo.”

Luz took the piece of paper, taking a look at it and trying to make heads or tails of what it could possibly be. “Amity, what’s going on?”

Amity looked to Luz, her eyes momentarily glancing over to Hunter, who did his best to look innocent. Luz cast an accusatory look at the teen, “Hunter, what did you do?”

“Nothing!” He insisted, holding out his hands. Luz didn’t buy it, narrowing her eyes at him. “No, really, I didn’t do anything. I mean, I may have mentioned something…”

Amity sighed, “Luz, it’s fine. You can leave him alone. He mentioned earlier that he had some doubts about Belos still being at the castle. The Day of Unity was supposed to take place at the Skull, and while none of the CAT scouts found anything there-“

“It’s just unlike my unc- Belos to stop a plan half-way through.” Hunter finished for her. “Darius just thought I was being paranoid, but your girlfriend seemed to take it seriously enough.”

“Wait, I’m confused,” Gus piped in, then gestured to the human and the grimwalker, “start over. I thought you two hated each other. Why in the world would you talk?”

“Of course we hate each other,” Hunter scoffed.

“It's an amiable hatred, though. Shared trauma, and all that,” Amity nodded, then turned her attention to Hunter, giving him a friendly smile and a finger gun, “I hate your guts.”

He returned it, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively, “I hate you more.”

“You two are so gross,” Willow smirked, shaking her head in mock disgust, “don’t you know nobody likes overly showy form of PDA, Public Displays of Animosity?”

“The point is,” Vee cut in, turning her own page around to show them the glyph pattern, “Is that Belos developed a way to travel anywhere he wanted. He used this when Amity and I used a Time Pool and met him as Philip.”

“It took us right to the skull,” Amity finished, giving a small frustrated groan from the back of her throat. “But we’re working from memory here, and I’m not sure we’ve gotten it right yet.”

Vee scribbled the last details onto her paper, then handed it over to Amity, “How about this configuration?”

Amity pursed her lips as she looked it over, “I mean, it could be? Every time I think we have it, something just feels off. Maybe if we tested it?”

King took the wrinkled paper back from Luz, then balled it back up, handing it to Amity, “here, send this!”

Amity set the glyph she’d drawn onto the ground, then set the balled up piece in the center. She held out a finger, ready to tap and activate the glyph, but hesitated, calling out, “You all might want to take a step back, in case this doesn’t work.”

Luz, remembering the last time they had practiced glyphs Philip had written down, took a large step back, bringing King with her. Thinking twice, she also cast a shield spell in front of her, then flashed Amity a thumbs up. The others were quick to copy Luz, Vee hiding behind a shield with Gus, while Hunter stayed with Willow. Amity scooted back herself, reaching out until just the tip of her finger could reach the paper, then quickly hit it, diving back beneath the sofa as it lit up, illuminating the room.

When she peeked over, both pieces of paper were gone, “Alright, did it teleport, or did it burn away in agony?”

“It looked like it teleported to me,” Vee affirmed, Hunter nodding in agreement.

“I’ve seen him use that spell enough to recognize it.” He said gravely.

“Alright, so, we have it figured out. Neat.” Amity sat back down in her seat, pulling her knees to her chest. “Now what?”

Willow’s lip twitched upward as she raised a brow at her friend, “You were stressing about this so much, but didn’t actually have a plan to use it?”

Amity shrugged, “We have no clue if the Emperor is even at the Skull. I’m sure Eda and the CATs have got this if he’s still at the castle, this was just… in case we needed it. And we don’t.”

From her jacket pocket, Amity’s scroll dinged, and she quickly pulled it out, smiling, “oh, it’s Eda. See, we were worried for nothing.”

After a moment of reading it, she gave a disgruntled sigh, “Or not. Belos wasn’t there. Eda thinks he’s at the Skull”

“Then your intuition is correct. You should have been a seer,” Gus whistled, impressed.

“It was Hunter’s intuition, not mine, and if you recall I hated taking Oracle classes,” Amity rolled her eyes. “It’s a good thing Hunter and I are so paranoid. I’ll send them the glyph.”

“Wait, is that all we’re going to do?” Luz asked curiously.

“Yeah, isn’t this when we should be busting in, acting like heroes?” King asked, jumping onto the couch.

“Is there a point? He’s clearly running scared,” Willow pointed out.

Hunter ran a hand over his coven brand, “Unless he can still partially activate the Draining spell. Will they even have time to make it? The eclipse is any minute now.”

That had everyone looking to Amity for answers, the human feeling the weight of all their eyes. Luz reached out and grabbed her hand, giving it a squeeze. “Hey, it’s fine. No pressure. We don’t go unless you want to. I just want to give him some payback for hurting my girl, but I can leave that to my Mom if you want.”

Amity looked around at her friends, who had all been hurt in some way by Belos and his plans. Gus and Willow, for the assault on Hexside. King and Luz, who had nearly lost their Mom to petrification. Finally, Vee and Hunter, cruel experiments who had suffered so much under his thumb.

“Alright.” Amity breathed, putting on her game face, “I’m done with him hurting us. I think maybe we should be the ones inflicting the trauma this time.”

Amity sent the message to Eda, telling her she had a way there, along with a picture of the glyph combo she had managed to work out. Shortly after, she sent second message, one that simply said:

“See you there!”

“I said we wouldn’t leave through doors or windows, I never said anything about teleportation!” Amity cried out, putting her hands on a massive version of the teleportation glyph that she’d drawn onto Eda’s wooden floors, taking her and all her friends with her.


Eda was shaking with anger, even as she rematerialized on the top of the Skull beside the rest of the CATs. “Those brats. I swear, I’m going to strangle Boots the next time I see her…”

“Later, Eda,” Raine urged, rushing ahead, “We need to put a stop to this before it can start.

In the time it had taken to draw the glyph onto the floor of the Emperor’s throne room, they’d lost precious minutes, but they deemed it worth that as long as it got them there all safely and in fighting form. Racing up the wooden steps that led to the base of the Titan’s Skull, the various CATs prepared for anything, ready for the fight of their lives.

At the top of the skull, standing in place and clearly waiting for their arrival, stood Terra Snapdragon, Hettie Cutburn, Adrian Graye, and Vitimir. Tied and beaten, placed where they were required in the circle, were Eberwolf and the two Coven Leaders who had surrendered to the CATs, Osran the Oracle, and Mason Ulrich.

Raine huffed and puffed, the running in the castle and up the skull having tired them out, “It’s not too late. You can all still back down.”

“And give up paradise?” Terra asked, stretching out her arms. In response, plants began to grow around them, seeping through cracks in the skull under their feet and trying to attack the newcomers.

Darius didn’t hesitate, swiftly turning into an abomination and slicing through the plants. Raine readied their fiddle, playing out a few notes to help, while Lilith readied her staff. Meanwhile, Eda took to the air, flying around to face off against Vitimir. The CATs clearly outnumbered the Coven Heads, but that didn’t assure them victory, especially when Camila, matched up against Cutburn, found her magic wouldn’t work, leaving her struggling against the much more powerful witch.

Adrian looked worse for wear, still affected from his time at Hexside, but was still able to use his magic to an effective degree, holding off Katya, Amber and Derwin all at once with his illusions.

Dos tried to assist Eda in her fight against Vitimir, sucking some of the magic from the witch. The potioneer leered, but ultimately didn’t rely on their bile as much as other witches would, and chucked a potion at Dos to put a stop to their assault.

While the attack went on, Steve raced towards his father, pulling out a dagger to cut at the bindings. “Hold on, I’ll get you out of there.”

His father, man of few words that he was, simply grunted, doing his best to keep still as the ropes were sawed off. While Steve freed Mason, Harvey did the same with Osran, knowing the more help they had, the quicker the fight would go.

Meanwhile, Eberwolf made it known what a terrible idea it was to keep their mouth ungagged as he bit into Vivimir’s leg when the potion master made a misstep and got too close. The Beast Keeper laughed and laughed at his former peer’s pain, until a body fell near him. Camila, grunting and cursing as her brand repeatedly glowed and faded as she tried to tap into her magic, was losing the fight against Hettie, with little to show for her efforts. Hettie had full access to every branch of medical magic, and was physically stronger than Camila, rippling with muscle under her uniform.

Despite having all the magic in the world, that didn’t stop the Healer from summoning knives that she dangled in front of both Camila’s and Eberwolf’s throats. The Beast Keeper whined, and around them the fight started to go still as the other CATs realized the Coven Heads were taking hostages.

“Now, now, be good sprouts, or your friends will be punished,” Terra warned, quickly using the moment everyone was distracted to bind Raine and force them into place in the circle. Eda went to move to cut them free, but Hettie made it clear that with one wrong move, Camila wasn’t going to get back up.

Darius was the same, hesitant to move as long as his closest friend’s life was threatened. But it didn’t matter what happened, because above them the moon was about to eclipse the sun, and everyone needed was in place.

Terra cackled, “Finally, paradise!”

She continued to laugh, arms outstretched as she offered herself to the Titan. The others grit their teeth, the CATs too afraid to move in case their leaders' lives would be ended, as the sun and moon reached their zenith and overlapped.

Terra kept laughing in triumph into the sky. Laughing, and laughing, until her throat felt like it was getting raw. Letting out a small cough, she looked to her other Coven Heads, confused and worried as nothing continued to happen. The Day of Unity was here, and as they waited for the Emperor, the moon was passing the sun. Despite everything going their way, despite victory at hand, they had run out of time, and the eclipse was soon over.

“Wh-what? Where is our paradise?” Terra asked, no, demanded as she watched the last of the moon pass over the sun. She looked at Raine, “what did you do?”

Raine seemed genuinely confused and as lost as they were, and shrugged, “It wasn’t us!”

Eda grinned, knowing it had to be the kids, and started to laugh. “I think your all-powerful Emperor got his ass handed to him by school children.”

Terra’s nose rumpled up as she stared at Eda like she’d lost her mind. Meanwhile, on the ground, Camila’s coven brand stopped its flickering, faintly glowing with magic. Taking the time that Hettie and the others were distracted, she spun a circle and used a tranquilizer spell meant for animals four times Hettie’s size and weight, causing the giant of a woman to fall unconscious as she breathed the gas in. With the knives away from the hostages throats, Steve and Harvey resumed freeing the others, and the tides quickly turned against the Coven Heads loyal to the throne.

“This, this can’t be-“ Terra gasped in disbelief as she too was gassed, then tied up by Harvey’s own plants. The bearded man turned to the squad leaders, “Go on ahead. We’ll handle things here, you go detain the Emperor.”

Raine, Camila, Eda and Darius nodded, trusting their companions to take on the last few Coven Heads. Darius led the way, “The Emperor had the portal door moved here shortly after he got his hands on it. It should be directly under the circle we were all standing on.”

“This is taking too long!” Eda growled, grabbing Raine and Camila by the backs of their shirts, then taking to the air, “I’m going in through the eyes!”

Darius nodded, following after her, using his goopy body to cling to the side of the skull and work his way down its slopes while Eda dove downward, ignoring the frightened gasps of her passengers.

The four adults landed inside of the skull, touching down incidentally near the spot Amity and Vee had first come in almost four centuries ago. Down the hall there was a bridge, and across that bridge was a large opened door. One that they could clearly see the children in.

Eda set her passengers down and strode on her long legs across the bridge, outpacing the others. Her relieved smile started to fade and her pace quickened as she heard the cries of a child, screaming and wailing in the distance, and her feathers stood on end as she wondered who was hurt, or worse.

Pushing past the partially opened doors, Eda’s eyes scanned the room, desperately looking for whoever was hurt. Instead, she saw all six of the kids standing around, spread around the room and looking a little lost. King was in the middle of the room, holding a mirror in his hand, the wailing coming from that.

“He’s a liar, liar, pants on fire!” The voice screamed in anguish, “He said he’d let me out! He said we were going to play! But he left me! He left me behind!”

Eda stepped in behind King, her shadow hanging over him. He turned as he noticed her entrance, looking up at her, and Eda swallowed when she recognized the mirror, or at least, noticed a few similarities to the one that had been broken on Titan Trapper Island.

The child in the mirror continued to scream and rant, and Eda’s eyes were pulled to the large ring at the back of the room. Amity stood beside it, arms crossed as she looked up at it, for whatever it was made for. Taking the mirror from King, Eda tucked it under her arm, which thankfully muffled the little brat’s voice, and she stepped in line beside Amity, “Heya, Boots… what’s everyone hanging around here for? Why the glum faces?”

Amity sighed, massaging her temple, then looked at Eda, “He’s gone. We didn’t even get to see him before- Belos… just left. And it looks like he took the door with him.”

Eda’s face turned back to look at the empty ring, which must have once housed the portal, “oh… Well… Farts.”

She too fell into contemplative silence as to what to do from here as the Collector continued to do nothing but scream and cry.


Hunter sat on one of the tables in his Unc- his creators lab. Someone had had the bright idea to cover the Collector’s mirror, and that had done the job to quiet him, and that finally let the teen think. This… this couldn’t be over. This wasn’t like Belos. He never gave up on anything. He’d spent four hundred years being a stubborn prick, he wouldn’t just run away when things weren’t looking up for him.

“It doesn’t make any sense… he isn’t done yet.” He breathed out a raspy breath. He had so hoped today would be it. That after this, he could rest and never worry again. But that would never be the case. Even if Hunter lived a hundred more years, as long as Belos was out there, wherever he was, Hunter would never be able to sleep a single restful night.

Raine paced the room as they tried to put everything together in their head. “Our assessment must have been wrong. The Draining Spell needed all nine of us to activate, but he likely believed that after he gathered the other Coven Heads, we would believe he could partially activate it. We spent valuable time fighting them, instead of stopping him, allowing Belos to flee. They were bait, and he was discarding them to buy time.”

Camila swallowed, her throat feeling tight, “If that's the case, he would have won if he hadn’t turned tail. It was stupid of us to all rush in. He probably thought we’d play it safe and leave you or Darius behind, just in case. Had he assumed we were as dumb as we were, we’d all be dead right now.”

“That’s a first. I’ve never won because someone overestimated me before,” Eda commented, crossing her arms with a frustrated sigh. No one had a retort for that, but it was clear the CAT co-leaders didn’t really consider this outcome to be winning.

King was at her feet, holding the mirror that was now tightly bound in cloth. Eda cast a look down at it, “So, what do we do with the pajama clad brat? He was working for Belos, right?”

King nodded, “He said Belos was his best friend. And that he’s been trapped in here for a very long time.”

Eda grimaced at the note of sympathy in King’s voice, “Hey, don’t forget, this guy is also the Grand Huntsman. He gave the order to have all the other Titan’s hunted down. Don’t be feeling too bad for him, now.”

Raine walked over to King, hunching down and holding out their hand, “Why don’t you hand them over to me for a bit? I want to ask them some questions, anyway.”

King did as was asked, and handed the wrapped up mirror to Raine. Standing back up, Raine carefully took off the cloth, revealing the reflective surface, and unleashing the relatively harmless shadow from within. It bounced off the walls, looking down on all of them with childish disdain, “What do you want?”

He didn’t seem to notice King, and the demon clutched at the medallion around his collar. He still wondered about that. “Hey, uh, Collector, Buddy.”

“King? You’re here?” The Collector looked around, failing to spot him, the shadow scratching at his head in confusion. “Huh, where is he?”

The adults all seemed confused, but King just shrugged, “Look, this, nice… musician is going to ask you some questions for a bit. Think you can be good for them?”

“It shouldn’t take long,” Raine assured. “I wanted to ask you about some of the… games you played with Belos.”

“Ugh, you sound like every other boring adult. Bleh! And I don’t want to talk about that loser. Three hundred and sixty years of friendship, and he can’t keep a pinky promise? I hate people like him.” The Collector pouted.

Raine frowned at being called boring, feeling a bit self conscious. “Uh, well, I’ll give you some time. We’ll talk later. If you can prove you’re harmless and safe, we might even try to find a way to let you out of there.”

“Psh, good luck with that. You need Titan’s blood to do that. I sent some moron after some a few thousand years ago, and he still hasn’t gotten back to me about that.” The Collector complained. “Just leave me alone! I want to play with King!”

Raine grimaced, covering the mirror up again and silencing the eternal child. “Okay, so, this might be an uphill battle…”

“It’s just a kid, Whispers, don’t tell me you’re intimidated by the responsibility,” Camila teased despite their situation.

Hunter was tired of listening to all of this, of them talking like this was anywhere close to over, and got off the table. He strolled past Amity and Vee, the human girl providing comfort for the basilisk, who once more was deprived of a way home. Beside them, Luz was assuring them as best she could that they would find a way to make a new portal door, no matter what.

Walking out of the room, Hunter stepped onto the bridge, seeing Gus and Willow on the other side, Harvey in the middle of giving them both a scolding they’d likely never recover from. While Gus wasn’t his child, Harvey had known the boy long enough to feel responsible for him, and was making that known. It was almost quaint, and Hunter felt a bit of envy burn inside him knowing that Willow had a parent to scold her that she didn’t have to worry would turn into a twelve foot monster that threatened to end her existence.

He kicked a stone off the bridge, jealousy swirling in his gut. The stone clattered, falling against some steps off to the side, and the teen found his eyes drawn to it, and the dark depths below. With nowhere else to go, and wanting to be alone, he descended downward, his footsteps echoing off the walls.

The darkness was oppressive, but thankfully he had Flapjack with him, the palisman lighting up the darkness from his resting place on top of Hunter’s head, nested in his hair. “Thanks, buddy.”

With the way lit up, Hunter shoved his hands in his pockets and continued downward, until the ground flattened out, and he had reached the bottom. As he stepped, he felt a crunching under his feet, and looked down, “What is this?”

A glint of gold caught his eyes, and Flapjack increased the level of illumination. Hunter wished he hadn't; he wished he’d stayed ignorant. That he’d just stayed upstairs, where it was safe, and warm, and where he wasn’t alone with.. with himselves.

A startled cry escaped his throat, and he took a frantic step backward, trying to get away from the visions that haunted him. This was like being in Belos’s mind all over again, but a thousand times worse. That had just been pictures and empty masks, not piles upon piles of corpses. His foot snagged on something as he tried to escape, and he fell, landing in a pile of bones.

He screamed.

Up above, the adults heard his cries. “Stay here,” Ordered Camila to the children, racing out the door beside Eda, Raine and Darius, who threw himself down the stairs, the fastest, not even bothering to form legs as he rushed to his ward's aid.

The Abomination Coven Leader’s breath hitched in his throat at the sight of it all. Dozens of corpses, draped in the remains of previously white capes, and shattered, tarnished golden masks littering the floor. He’d heard from the Blight girl that he’d been wrong in his assumption. That Hunter wasn’t just a Grimwalker, but one of many, but… this exceeded anything he could have possibly imagined.

Flapjack tweeted, flailing around and jumping as it called to him, to show him where Hunter was. They boy, and he was just a boy, looking so small in the moment, was stuck, pinned under a pile of bones that belonged to his predecessors, skeletal arms clinging to him as if to drag him down with them. “Help me!”

Darius didn’t hesitate, grabbing the torso that pinned the panicked boy, and moving the various limbs off of him, scooping him up and setting him to his feet. Hunter was shaking like a leaf, and Darius couldn’t blame him, not one bit, as even he felt weak as he looked at a graveyard's worth of bodies. The sound of footsteps didn’t register to his ears until they were right beside him, and he quickly passed the boy off to Camila, “Go, get him out of here.”

He didn’t take in her reply, too taken in by what was around him. Eda was saying something, but it too fell on deaf ears, but it didn’t matter as she was soon gone, leaving only Raine beside Darius, the bard taking a moment, then gently pressing a hand to his friend’s shoulder. “Darius… will you be okay?”

Darius shook, unable to look away from the corpses. His eyes scanned each and every skeletal body around him, looking for something, anything, a familiar staff, a worn sigil on a torn cloak, but the more he searched the more it sank in. Covering his eyes with one gloved hand, blocking out the terrible vision, Darius spoke, voice wet with grief, “I can’t- I can’t tell which is mine.”

The man covered his mouth as he choked, feeling ill, “I don’t know which one is him.”

Raine bowed their head, then looked over the graveyard filled with identical bones. A mass, open grave to serve as a shrine to Belos’ debauchery. Each one likely had friends and loved ones, many of whom would never know the true fate of their Golden Guard. Seeing the state Darius was in, Raine didn’t know if their ignorance was pitiable, or enviable.

Darius swallowed down his grief, reaching out with one hand to tightly grasp the bard’s sleeve. His voice was dark, and vengeful, “Get them out of here, Whispers. You get your team, and you get these men out of here.”

Raine nodded in agreement, laying a hand on their fellow rebel, “Each one of these brave young men fought to end a madman’s tyranny. I’ll make sure they all get a proper burial. I swear to you.”

Darius grit his teeth, clenching his fists so tightly the joints began to pop, “I am going to end that man. If I have to chase him down through a thousand realms, I will avenge my mentor, and all of his fallen brothers.”

“And I’ll be right there with you.”


In the farthest corner of the subterranean headquarters of the CATs, the Collector’s mirror had been secreted away for interrogation. Raine stared at the cloth covered artifact, stroking their chin. As things were, they didn’t need to operate outside of this base anymore. They’d technically won the day. But this, this was best to be kept as secret as possible.

The area had been soundproofed by every conceivable bard spell Raine could think of, and the entrance to the room was guarded by Derwin, Amber and Katya. Even then, Raine wasn’t sure if they should do this. No one knew what the Collector was capable of, or how ‘powerless’ they were while trapped. They knew nothing, not who trapped them, not why Belos was working with them, or what they were capable of. Raine would be going into this completely and utterly blind.

Sucking in a breath, Raine decided to get this over with, grabbing the cloth that covered the mirror and yanking it off, letting it fall to the floor. “Can you hear me?”

Immediately, a shadow was thrown onto the stone wall. The entity looked around, stretching this way and that as it ignored Raine and inspected the room, tapping their chin as they looked at the makeshift walls constructed from bookshelves, “Wow, you guys like your books. Total snoresville, ha!”

Raine sighed, pushing up their glasses, “We had to make due with our little rebellion. You can ignore it if you don’t like it.”

The Collector took one look at Raine, then slumped, “Uh, it’s you. The old, boring one. What do you want?”

“I wanted to ask you some questions,” Raine stated professionally, ignoring the other being’s jab. “Starting with what you know about the Day of Unity.”

The Collector looked down on Raine, unimpressed with them. Stifling a yawn, they laid back, their shadow floating against the wall, “What’s in it for me?”

“What?” Raine raised a brow, then pinched their brow, “I don’t know. What do you want?”

“I want out!” The Collector demanded brattily, no regard for having an inside voice. “Let me out, let me out, let me out!”

“I can’t do that,” Raine admitted, crossing their arms. “I don’t know if you’re someone that can be trusted with their freedom, nor do I know if we have the means.”

They were bluffing of course. The Collector had mentioned needing Titan’s blood before, and Raine understood now that Eda’s youngest had that in spades, but they weren’t going to let that little detail slip if they could help it. “What else can we offer you in exchange for your cooperation?”

What else can we offer in exchange for your cooperation?” The Collector parroted back mockingly, sticking out their tongue. “You really are so booo-ring!”

Raine bit their lip, feeling a frustration that didn’t normally plague them. “You know, I can cover you up and leave you alone for a bit. Or you can tell me what you want in exchange for some information.”

For once, the Collector seemed to take what Raine had to say seriously. Narrowing their eyes, the shadow glared, but considered the bard’s words. After a moment of thinking, the shadow slinked down, putting their lips up to the shadow of Raine’s ear, and whispered conspiratorially inside, “I wanna see King.”

Raine shivered, hearing those words as if they had actually been spoken directly into their ear. Still, they couldn’t comply with that demand either, “I’m sorry, but-“

I want to play with King!” The Collector barked, making Raine wince and flinch backwards, clutching their ear as the celestial child yelled into it.

“And I can’t allow that right now!” Raine yelled back, putting their foot down. “Now, I still need questions to be answered, so you can either start giving me some, or you can sit in the dark, alone.”

The Collector stared at Raine, then called their bluff. Crossing their arms, they floated back down into the mirror, refusing to look at or say anything else to the bard, even as Raine started hammering them with questions.

“How were you involved with the Day of Unity? What are you? What is Belos’ plan?”

Nothing got any form of answer back from the Collector, except for the occasional raspberry blown Raine’s way. Growling, Raine ran a hand over their face, then stomped out of the room, leaving the mirror uncovered. The Collector stole glances outside, wondering what the bard’s plan could be, when they returned a few minutes later, trailed by two other beings.

The first was The Owl Lady, who took up a position by the entrance, just outside the room. The other, invisible as always to the Collector’s eyes, but recognizable through their energy, was King, who trailed behind Raine’s leg, looking nervous. Upon realizing the little guy was there, the Collector burst free from their mirror, shadowy hands thrown into the air, “King!”

King raised a claw, waving awkwardly at the other being, only to remember they couldn’t be seen, “Uh, hey, Collector, buddy. I hear you were being… difficult, with Mx. Raine’s questions, and I, uh, came to help?”

“You wanted to see King, and now he’s here,” Raine spoke up, giving the small demon a pat on the head, “Now, you said you’d cooperate with me. Now, what do you know about the Day of Unity?”

The Collector narrowed their eyes at Raine, like they were a playdate saboteur. Ignoring the enby, they lowered themselves down to where they presumed King was, and stage-whispered, “Hey, why don’t you take my mirror and run? Then we can have so much fun together!”

King clacked his claws together, shaking his head, “Y-you said you’d answer the questions if I was here. We can talk about playing later.”

The Collector pouted, “Ugh! They’re making you boring, too!”

King’s hand met his collar, playing with the medallion on the front, “Hm, if you answer all of Raine’s questions, maybe I’ll let you see what I look like?”

“You can do that?” The Collector swirled their shadow body around where they knew King was standing, a curious expression on his face.

“I think so? I think I know what’s making me invisible to you. So, do we have a deal? No! A pinky promise?” King asked, baiting the other entity.

The Collector grinned, extending their pinky out to the empty air, “No take backsies!”

“No take backsies,” King agreed, then looked over to Raine.

The Bard breathed in through their nostrils, glad to finally be able to get something started. “Alright. What do you know about the Day of Unity?”

A simple question, one Raine more or less knew the answer to already, but an important one to ask. The Collector’s grin downturned into a sneer, and they crossed their arms, “Ugh, you’re really stuck on that, aren’t you? Day of Unity, more like… Day of Puny-ty? Ha!”

Hearing no one laugh with him, the Collector groaned, finally complying with what Raine wanted. “Fine, that was when Belos was going to drain all the witches, and let me out, so we could play together forever! But he broke his pinky promise, and left!”

“So you understand what the Day of Unity would do to witchkind?” Raine asked sternly, again already knowing the answer, having seen Amity’s footage more than a dozen times over.

“Duh, I’m the one who gave him the idea. Took him a while to figure out how to do it on such a big scale, though.” The Collector picked at his nose, flicking a bit of nothing that was on his finger away afterwards.

Raine continued to breathe evenly, keeping their cool, “And why would you go forward with that plan, knowing what it would do?”

“Why would I care what happens to a bunch of dumb witches?” The Collector scoffed as if it was obvious, “Most of you guys aren’t any fun, and you all break so easy anyway.”

“You do realize we’re not your toys, right?” Raine’s voice was hard, no nonsense, masking an anger at how casual this being was about death on such a scale.

“People keep saying that, but I still make them play with me anyway,” The Collector shrugged, “it’s not like they have a choice.”

King kept a tight grip on Raine’s pant leg. As much as he sympathized with the creature, trapped in their sphere in the abyss, he was very glad to know they weren’t out with him right now.

“There is always a choice,” Raine stated plainly. “Theirs to not play with you, and yours to leave them alone when they ask.”

The Collector rolled his eyes, “You’re sounding really naggy. Like that dumb Titan bully who shoved me in here. He was a real big jerk, ending my playtime. I really hate being put into time-out.”

Raine inhaled sharply at the mention of the Titan, and King stilled beside him. The Bard looked down at King, then back to the Collector, “You say the Titan himself put you in there?”

“Well, yeah. He tricked me pretty good! Said he was tired of me breaking everything I played with, and that I needed some time to ‘think and grow’ as a person, then gave me a mirror to ‘reflect on my behavior.’” The shadow on the wall pouted, then spoke bitterly, “Stupid Titan wouldn’t let me out! Just ‘cause I broke a few others when we played together.”

Raine swallowed, “you broke… Titans?”

“It’s not my fault they were so weak!” The Collector protested, “It’s like they were made of Paper Mache or something!”

Raine took their glasses off, wiping at their brow, which had begun to sweat. They’d heard enough. Whatever the Collector was, they couldn’t be let out of their prison. Ever. “Thank you for your time, but I think we’re done here.”

Raine held out their hand for King to take, intending on getting the small Titan as far as possible from the other entity. As soon his back was turned though, a darkness enveloped King, the Collector wrapping their noncoperial form around the area he stood on. An icy hiss came from the Collector’s mouth, their eyes narrowing onto King’s position, “You pinky promised!

King froze in his tracks, gulping. “I- I did, huh?” Glancing at Raine, King reached for their collar, “Uh, I- I hope this works, so I don’t… accidentally break it.”

Turning back towards the mirror, King removed his collar, handing it over to the bard. The moment it was off his person, the Collector’s mood, as well as the dark aura that covered the room, shifted, a bright smile appearing on the entity’s features. “King!”

“Uh, hi.” King lamely waved with one paw, while rubbing the spot around his neck, feeling naked without his collar. “Here I am! So, I’m just gonna-“

The shadow was right up in his face, inspecting every inch, every detail of him, “Wow! You look just like that lame bully who put me away! Wait a minute…”

King gulped as the Collector put two and two together. He expected the icy wrath to return, but instead the Collector brightened even more, laughing good naturedly, “You gotta be his little Titan baby! I really wanted to play with you when you were an egg, but your dumb pops hid you from me! I’m so glad we get to be friends now!”

“I’m, er, glad we’re friends too. Since friends don’t hurt each other, and… stuff.” King took a cautious step back

“Now that you’re here, you can let me out, and we can play all sorts of games!” The Collector exclaimed, gleefully. “Like hide and seek! Won’t that be really funny, since I couldn’t see you, but now I can? Ha! So, what are you waiting for, come here and get me out and we can play foreve-“

Raine quickly took the previously discarded sheet off the ground and covered the Collector’s mirror, cutting them off from the outside world. Taking a step back, Raine whipped their head to face King, who looked tense and timid where he stood, wringing his paws together. Breathing a sigh, the bard stepped forward, offering their hand to the small demon to take, and they walked out to join Eda and the others.

King stopped at the entrance to offer the covered mirror a single pitiful look, then kept on going.


Camila wasn’t sure what to do with herself now that the man who ran the system she wanted to tear down was gone. It wasn’t that there wasn’t a lot to accomplish. A new government would need to be instituted, trials would need to be held to decide the fate of those who sided with the Emperor, and over fifty years of damages and the effects of propaganda would have to be reversed.

It was less that there was nothing for her to do, and more that there was an overwhelming amount of things that would need to be tackled in the coming days, and she wasn’t sure if she was ready to handle it, or where to even start. A bit of her wanted to hand the duties off to Raine and step aside, spend time with her daughter and her girlfriend, and their family, but the idea seemed unfair. She’d manage what she could, and pass off work to the people under her when they were available.

For now, they were all back at her office. It had only been a few hours since the eclipse passed, and Raine was off interrogating the Collector, trying to get what information they could out of them. The others were just outside her office, where Camila could keep an eye on all of them until it was time to return home. Gus and Willow had been sent home, since they didn’t fall under Eda or Camila’s parental jurisdiction, and Camila was certain their parents would have words with them. All of her kids would be in very deep trouble for going after Belos themselves, even if there wasn’t an actual confrontation between them.

Hunter sat with her kids, waiting for Darius to return from his own grim errands. He still seemed disturbed over what he had seen, his skin pale and his complexion sickly, but Camila wasn’t sure what else to do with him for the moment except give him time to come to terms with what he’d seen.

Camila peeked up from her work as Raine entered her office, the bard looking thoroughly disturbed, almost as pale as Hunter. Behind them, King and Eda were taking their seats with the children, neither looking any better than the bard. “How did the interrogation go?”

“It went,” Raine said simply, shaking their head. “I started off not sure if they were just a child with an active imagination, and left fairly certain they're the single worst monster the isles have ever known.”

Camila thought back to the childish tantrum the Collector had thrown earlier that day, wondering how that translated into what Raine was telling her now. “What do you mean?”

Raine sighed heavily, and plopped down into a chair in front of Camila’s desk, “What I mean is that he- they- … it, whatever it is, doesn’t have any semblance of a conscience. In the time I spent with him, the Collector showed zero regard for anyone else’s life, and seemed to view people as toys they could break on a whim.”

Folding their hands and propping them up on their lap so they could rest their head against them, Raine continued, “I don’t know if I believe the next part, but they also seem to have unfathomable power. Something terrifying enough that the Titan himself sealed him away. He really didn’t like talking about that. Seeing as Belos has worked alongside them for nearly four centuries, I’m not going to throw that testimony out anytime soon. Belos had to have kept him around for a reason.”

”Then we can’t let him out,” Camila stated. From his seat, clearly listening in, was King, who’s expression couldn’t reveal if he was upset about the news, or relieved.

“We just can’t risk it, no.” Raine admitted, bowing their head. “I’ll find a place to put them away for a while. I still have things I want to know. Like where Belos is, and what he’s planning now.”

“I think if the Collector knew that, he would have told you,” Hunter’s voice joined the conversation. He stood at the entrance of the office, asking for permission to enter with his eyes. Amity, Luz and Vee were right behind him, Eda looking disgruntled that they weren’t staying put and following inside, the small office becoming very cramped.

“He did seem pretty upset and angry that Belos left him,” Luz said slowly, “So, he probably would have told us.”

“The portal led to the Human Realm, so there is only one place he would go,” Amity responded. “He went home, plain and simple. I hope his little Puritan heart shatters when he realizes the world grew without him, and forgot about him and the rest of the Witch Hunters.”

“Belos doesn’t give up on anything,” Hunter spoke sternly, shooting down the idea, “He hasn’t run away. He doesn’t know how to give up. He’ll be back. I don’t know when, but he will return. And he’s going to bring the most evil thing he can find in that realm with him.”

No one seemed to know what to say to that. They didn’t doubt it, but it still made them think. Turning to Amity, the one with the most experience with the other side of the portal door, Raine reached out to touch her shoulder, and asked, “What is the worst thing Belos could bring back from the Human Realm?”

Amity looked at everyone around her, who looked back at her expectantly, while she could do nothing but flounder for answers she just didn’t have.


Alador stepped into his garage, tired, frustrated, and covered in machine grease.

His wife had taken to firing many of his employees without is input, which left him to be the one to fetch a tool kit he’d left in here and forgotten about, rather than sending an assistant to do it for him. Shifting through old items and parts on his work bench, he found what he was looking for, a small case of delicate tools, then turned to head back into his workshop in the basement.

As he reached for the door handle with oily fingers, he stopped, then turned to look around the place. He hadn’t had any free time to chase his hobbies in months, his nose pushed to the grindstone by his wife. It wasn’t that he didn’t enjoy the work, he preferred spending his waking hours building things, but there was a difference between making something for profit, and indulging in a hobby. Alador breathed out a tired sigh at the sight of all the cars he’d half torn apart, hoping to put back together one day, but that day just didn’t seem to want to come.

He’d planned on setting time aside to fix one up with Amity after she’d been found. A little father-daughter bonding time, that had surprisingly been Odalia’s idea. Something to keep Amity from trying to leave again, he supposed, but a good idea nonetheless. He’d actually been looking forward to it, but he’d just been so tired, recovering from the flu at the time to show any real enthusiasm when she’d been there.

The closest thing he’d had to a vacation day in five years was when his wife had him put bars on all of his kids' windows. That was probably a red flag of some kind, but she was the one who read the parenting books, so what did he know? He just built all the impossible things she demanded of him, day in and day out.

Alador took a moment to look around the place, knowing Odalia never came in here, and this could be a moment to recollect himself before locking himself back up in his lab. He stepped towards an old, red hot rod he’d disassembled, tracing his dirtied fingers over the dusty metal that had shined when he had started taking it apart. He’d almost forgotten his love of cars. Not the driving, but the mechanics, the science behind it all.

His eyes traced over to the corner, where he stored his old exercise equipment. A punching bag and a pair of boxing gloves were set up, unused, just another hobby that had died, another dream crushed by industry. Just looking at it brought to mind how flabby he’d become in recent years, a long way from the boxing champion he’d been in college.

He scratched at his chin, making to turn back, when he noticed something missing. Amity’s bike. He’d picked it up off the ground the day she’d run away, though he hadn’t known she had left at the time. He’d put it in the garage so it wouldn’t rust, or make Odalia blow a gasket that there was something strewn across her well-kept lawn. He wondered when someone had taken it. Had it been Amity? Or one of the twins, when they too had left?

His children were gone. He probably should be more affected by that, but there was a little part of him that was envious. It was too late for him to run away like they had. He wished they’d brought him along.

That reminded the man, he had to get back to work. Odalia would probably notice he had taken five minutes to himself, and would add that five to his work schedule before he was allowed to go to sleep tonight.

Trudging tiredly back into the house, he headed for the basement, when voices caught his ears. He recognized Odalia’s, but there was someone else here. A man. Likely just a client she was meeting with, but Alador’s curiosity was weighing on him, and he changed course, heading for the parlor and peering his head inside.

Odalia saw him almost instantly, and seemed surprised to see him, “Oh, Alador! Please, come in.”

Alador raised a brow. The client must be important if she was bringing out the pleasantries, instead of quietly hissing at him to change into something more appealing for their guest. He’d hear about his shabby appearance later, he was sure. Shuffling inside, Alador took a seat beside his wife, ignoring the fact that his dirty uniform was likely staining the clean white couch they were sitting in. Odalia replaced the furniture so often, it didn’t really matter anyway.

The man across from them was… strange, to say the least. Long, pale hair pulled back into a ponytail. His clothes looked incredibly out of date, and Alador wondered if he was perhaps a fan of historical reenactment. The man smiled pleasantly at him in greeting, while Odalia introduced him, “This man here says he has information on Amity, dear.”

The man greeted him with a nod, “Yes, she had a good few words about you. Titans of Industry, she says.”

Alador cocked a brow at his wife. Not a client then. Odalia used to bring him in, involve him in the search for their children, but it seemed that time had passed if he hadn’t been fetched for this particular meeting. “Oh really? He’ll be better than the last one, right?”

Odalia didn’t show it easy, but Alador could pick up the signs that he’d angered and embarrassed her by bringing up that… what was his name? Jacob something? He’d completely reneged on their deal, and vanished, taking some of their cash with him. He was a nobody, but it had left Odalia with a sore spot. She flashed a strained, toothy smile at her husband, “Now, now, dear, we don’t talk about that, right? Positive thoughts! We finally have a lead, after all.”

The man across from them crossed his legs, looking Alador up and down, “If I may say, you don’t seem particularly worried for your children, Mr. Blight. Why is that?”

Alador’s lip twitched at the insinuation that he didn’t care, “I raised my children to be strong and independent people. We’ve received no ransom notes, which makes this a clear case of them simply not wanting to be here. I have faith enough in my children to make their way in the world without me. So no, I’m not worried for them. Blight’s are strong.”

The man stroked his chin, expression neutral, but his empty eyes seemed to take in consideration for Alador’s words, “I see. Well, you may wish to rethink the idea that they aren’t in very grave danger, Sir. As I’ve said, I have seen them myself, even met your dear Amity in person, and she was far from safe, I assure you.”

Alador narrowed his eyes. Next to him, Odalia started to speak, “He’s shown me some amazing things, Alador, so you may wish to hear what he has to s-“

“What is it that you want from us?” Alador cut off. If his children were in fact, in danger like this stranger claimed, then he would meet whatever demand he had to make them safe, and this man was clearly testing those waters about what he could get for his information.

Alador didn’t miss his children. He didn’t feel he had the right to say he missed them, when he hardly knew them. That didn’t mean he didn’t love them, though. He wasn’t a monster who didn’t care if they were safe or not, quite the contrary.

“Oh, it’s not like that, Sir Blight, don’t think of this as what you can do for me,” The man assured him, reaching into an old, worn, leather bag that looked far older than Alador was himself. From the bag, he pulled two items. The first, a large, glass bottle, capped with a gold stopper, and set it on the coffee table between them. Alador watched as the curious purple liquid inside floated like a lava lamp, but without any other liquids or heat to keep it moving or suspended.

The second was a bronze key, with a bright yellow eye staring up at him. The man continued, watching Alador with empty eyes and keeping the key in his grip, “Think of it more as what I can do for you.”

Alador’s attention was peaked as he looked from the strange bottle to the odd man, “What did you say your name was?”

A smile tugged at the man’s lips at the question. In response, he stood to his feet and offered a short bow, “Philip. Philip Wittebane.”

END OF SEASON 2B

Notes:

And that’s a wrap on season 2B. A bit anticlimactic when it comes to confrontations, but there is a reason I moved Hollow Mind to just before the finale. That was the peak of the confrontation. Also, I like to mess with you guys. Who here thought the day of Unity was still going to happen like in the show, just because I implied it might? And that the witches were going to wind up stranded on Earth? Come on, I try to make things as different as I plausibly can here!

I feel almost silly having the day of unity not happen because Belos finally started assuming his opponents were smarter than he gave them credit for, only for that to work against him for once. The guy just can’t win.

So, I’m going to start season three early. I highly doubt anything from canon will translate at this point, so there isn’t much of a point in waiting for season 3 to air.

I really, really had a hard time coming up with ways to tie the Earth stuff back into the plot. The dangers of writing this in bulk as the episodes come out is that I don’t really plan a whole lot after a certain point. I had nothing planned for 2B before the episodes started airing, and had to hastily come up with things for Vee to even do, and sometimes I think that shows with how minor she can seem as a character at times compared to the twins she replaced. But it’s even worse for trying to tie in the people on the other side, like Cabin 7 and the Blights when there isn’t a working portal. Now at least I have some way to bring all these characters back into the plot.

I just have a good few ideas I want to explore for my season three. I need to take some time to really flesh them out, but that hopefully won’t take too long. Like, by the time this chapter comes out, I’ll hopefully already be writing season three. We’ll be taking another short break while I write it, so see you all in a few weeks!

Chapter 38: The Beach Episode

Notes:

And we’re back. Unlike canon, I am unhindered by seasons being cut short, and unlike Disney I know what the fans desire. A Beach Episode! No plot, no stakes, just good old fun in the sun!

I hope you’ve all had a good time while I’m away. It’s rumored the next season will start in October, and I am all for that, love me the spooky month. That would also coincidentally line up with my other fic, “On Earth and Boiling Isles,” which was made and plotted out in the early season 2, and therefore got a lot wrong, but I did happen to have the Day of Unity take place on Halloween in that fic. If you like this story, maybe go give that one a read as well? I’m very proud of that one, even if it’s so very off from what we now know of canon.

Also, I made pictures. Lots of pictures. Season 3 will have tons of them, they’re how I procrastinated from writing, and I did that a looot this season. I also created and uploaded a few for previous chapters, specifically chapters 1, 17, and 20. My Twitter and Reddit will also have these pictures posted up, in case you don’t want to go searching the story for them.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

‘Dear Diary

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I haven’t written in you since a few weeks before the Day of Unity. It’s been a few months since that day. Life has been really busy since Belos ran away like a coward. Some semblance of government has been put in place in his absence. Trials were held against the people who served the Emperor, even after his plan was revealed to the public. The Coven Heads who remained loyal to him are all serving life sentences in the newly conformed Conformatorium. It’ll no longer be a place to twist people into the mold society demands for something like being a fanfic writer, but an actual prison for actual prisoners, aiding to help rehabilitate them until they’re ready to join the rest of society.

The CATs have had their hands full, keeping society from falling apart. None of them are exactly clamoring for leadership roles in the new government, but that hasn’t stopped them from being looked up to, nor stopped them from helping where they can. I’ve hardly seen Camila since everything went down, she’s been so busy. Even I’ve done my share of volunteer work. It helps, staying busy.

I have seen Raine a lot, though. Mostly because they were kind enough to offer me music lessons after they heard me say I wasn’t taking Bard classes. That’s so nice of them to offer, I couldn’t turn it down. Raine says that they don’t believe that someone can’t be taught how to play music, and I think it’s been going pretty well!’

Amity reminded herself to breathe as she played out the last few squeaky notes on her borrowed violin. Across from her, Raine stood with their hands folded, and a kind, patient expression that helped Amity steady herself, and remind herself that she could do anything she put her mind to.

She breathed a sigh of relief as she finished and lowered the bow, earning a small applause from her new mentor, “How did I do? Was it any good?”

Raine flashed a small, if strained, smile, “It was… a remarkable improvement from when you first started!” They tactfully avoided the actual question.

A knock on the door ensured Amity couldn’t ask any follow up questions, Raine quickly strode across the room to open up the door to their small studio apartment. The place was nice, if a little small, but it served Raine’s purposes fine. Of course, it was also a bit farther out from Boneborough than even Eda’s house was, which made sense to Amity, seeing as Raine had once been a minor celebrity before she’d even been born, and liked their privacy.

The opened door revealed Eda in all her feathery glory, standing side by side with Luz who was bouncing on her heels, pen in hand. Raine’s smile brightened as they welcomed the two women into their home, “you’re just in time, we just wrapped up today's lesson.”

“Haven’t given up on her yet, huh?” Eda teased, a friendly grin on her lips as she looked at her protege.

Amity hmphed, setting aside the instrument she’d been lended, “Raine says I’ve made a lot of progress, I’ll have you know.”

Raine’s attention was taken by Luz, who was beaming up at them. Their eyes fell to the pen in the girls hand, and they sighed, “Luz, I keep telling you, I’m not signing your forehead. If you bring an album, I’ll sign as many as you’d like, but it's just…”

The bard struggled with their words, cringing as they found them, “Really embarrassing to have my name paraded around town for everyone to see on your face.”

“I’ll bring an album next time, then!” Luz wasn’t perturbed in the slightest, but did hold out their arm, “Can you sign here instead?”

Raine gave up, snatching the pen out of the teenagers hand and scribbling their signature over it. Luz thanked the musician, “I’ll make sure my Mom does forge this signature on anything official!”

“You can try,” Eda snarked, eyes studying the handwriting intently.

“Come on, Luz, let’s go,” Amity took her girlfriend’s hand and quickly left out the door, leaving Raine and Eda behind.

The harpy smirked, side-eying the bard, “How in the world do you put up with that?”

Raine grimaced, making a show of removing a set of earplugs from out of their ears, “I have gotten really good at lip reading while she’s been here.”

Eda shook her head, “You just can’t give up on anyone, can you?”

As the harpy left, Raine lifted the violin Amity had played, hugging it tightly to their chest, whispering soft apologies for having put it through such a task.

‘Hopefully soon I can start taking bard classes. Skara seems really excited to have me in that class with her, and I can’t wait to see what she thinks when I play for her. As for everyone else…

We’re all taking things one day at a time. Gus and Willow have mostly adapted to the new normal, but Hunter and Vee still need a bit more time. I’m sure that someday, with enough magical therapy, we’ll all move past what happened.

Until then, I have some stuff to do. Hopefully nothing will derail me from writing in you again in the future, I kind of missed writing in my spare time.

-Amity’


Amity finished writing, done with her diary and similarly done with her break. She closed the book, placing it up on a shelf above her desk, and put her pens and pencils away, then slide her chair back and stood to her feet.

She was inside of her not-so-secret room at the library, having decided ultimately to tell Malphas about it’s discovery shortly after things had returned to normal enough for her to resume her job. The Head Librarian had been astounded to learn of the room, and allowed Amity to use it as an office of sorts, as long as she promised to use it for work related purposes, or emergencies only. Meaning Luz wasn’t allowed inside without permission, which was fair, Amity supposed.

The bookshelf slide back as Amity neared it, allowed her to leave, then closed behind her with a click. The smell of old books filled her nose as she breathed in a happy sigh, seeing the busselling library around her, the normally quiet building quite loud and active today.

No sooner had she entered the room did Malphas himself join her side, pushing with him a large cart full of books. The Librarian’s face was lit up, brighter than Amity had ever seen it, “There you are. I need you to take these over to those gentledemons over there for study and transcription.”

Amity eyed the heavy cart, giving a nod, “I’ll get right onto that, sir. It’s exciting work, isn’t it?”

“Like you wouldn’t believe.” Malphas agreed, “Even I wasn’t allowed access to many of these books outside of general care. To believe I’d live to see them unbanned, brought back into the light of day, and redistributed to the general population? I’m positively ecstatic!”

Amity grinned at the demon’s exuberance, agreeing with her boss. This stack of books, along with many of the ones littering the tables in piles that stood higher than Amity was tall, were taken from the Forbidden Stacks. Many of the thick, musty tomes were the only copies left in existence, the rest purged in fire fifty years ago when Belos had taken over.

The provisional government that had formed in the wake of Belos’ departure had only just gotten around to unbanning the knowledge within these books. Thus, the Bonesborough library, the largest on the Titan, saw an influx of record and book keepers, eager to magically transcribe new editions of these books for the first time. On a nearby table, a witch was in the middle of her work, taking an empty, wordless volume in one hand, and one of the old tomes in another, magically transcribing the contents of the latter into the former, copying the contents into the empty volume, then set aside the copy into a stack of fresh, identical books that would be delivered to other libraries all over the Titan for anyone to read.

Amity smiled as she saw the witches reclaim bits and pieces of their culture that had been stolen from them by Belos and the previous generations that followed him. No book deserved to be burned, nor knowledge be lost.

“Saw what you will about those CAT fellows,” Malphas continued, handing over one of the books on the cart to a passing scholar, “but they made sure to not damage any of the books during their stay. That puts them in my good books. I mean, I never imagined there was a rebellion going on just below my feet, but I’m glad to see some good came of it!”

“Beep beep!” A familiar voice sounded, Luz’s face appearing in Amity’s peripherals. The young witch swerved her own cart around the library, zooming over to her girlfriends side, then lightly tapped their carts together while making crashing noises with her mouth. “Heya, Mr. Malphas, where do you want these little guys?”

Unlike the cart Malphas had brought to Amity, Luz’s cart wasn’t filled with books. Instead, it carried a few small cages, each stuffed with white, crawly rodents with disproportionately large, if still beady, eyes. Echo Mice. While some of the books survived their decades in containment, some hadn’t been so lucky, going the way of Philip’s diary and being eaten by the very mice Luz had volunteered to round up.

Malphas pointed over to a small group near the checkout counter, “Those good people, right over there, Miss Noceda. Thank you so much for your assistance today, historians and scholars everywhere will be singing your praises, I’m sure.”

Luz waved his praise off, “It’s no prob, Bob! Besides, who else is as qualified as myself when it comes to sniffing these guys out?”

Luz took a moment, her form shifting, enveloped her body in feathers as she became a harpy. She took an experimental sniff at the air, sharp eyes darting around the room before locking onto her prey. “Gotcha!” She shouted, earring more than a dozen shushes from the visiting librarians. She bounded forward, snatching a bit of white fluff up in her claws, “I knew I missed one of you!”

In her claws was a squirming Echo Mouse, desperate to get out of the bird of prey's grip. Luz paused as she watched it squirm, as if listening to a voice only she could hear, then gave a shake of her head, “No! We’re not eating the little guy. We’re not eating any of these little fuzz balls, they’re too important!” She scolded lightly, like a parent to a naive child, then shifted back into her normal self.

“Sorry about that, Owlivia is just feeling a biiiit peckish today” Luz apologized, opening one of the cages and quickly stuffing in the rodent inside. “Especially since it’s basically an all you can eat buffet in front of us.”

“Owlivia?” Malphas asked, “Is that what you call your Owl Beast?”

“We’re still working on the name thing,” Luz admitted with a chuckle as she scratched the back of her head, “She doesn’t really care for names. Or my puns. I don’t think she understands them.”

“Fascinating,” Malphas commented as Luz scooted away with her cart, only stopping to blow Amity a kiss as she passed. “I’ll leave these books to you, Amity, I’m sure you’re just as excited as I am to crack one of the new copies open, after all!”

With that, Malphas drifted away, speaking excitedly with one of the scholars as he passed, before heading back into the depths of the Forbidden Stacks to retrieve another cart worth of books.

Amity grinned, pushing the heavy cart in front of her, glad to see tangible progress in the world, a sign that real change was happening with the Emperor dethroned. Hopefully there would be some amazing discoveries to be found, maybe another way to create a portal door. In the months since Belos had vanished, none of them had come any closer to finding a way to bridge the gap between the human world and the Demon Realm, despite their best efforts to send Vee back home. Maybe a long forgotten tome held the answers they sought? Only time would tell.


Vee strolled through town, a grocery list in hand as she picked up a few things for Camila. Even after all these months, Camila was still adjusting the household’s cabinets to hold enough food for three people, instead of the two she’d been conditioned to cook for the last few years. Not that Vee was ever upset to run an errand or two for the woman after everything she’d done for her.

It was hard to believe she’d ever been cautious around Camila, when the woman had shown her the closest thing to maternal affection Vee had ever had the pleasure of receiving in her short life. The family resemblance that Vee coincidentally happened to have in her human form had certainly helped her fit right in with Camila and Luz, and Vee had taken notice that Camila introduced her more as ‘mi hija,’ instead of ‘mi sobrina’ whenever introductions were being made.

Though the family resemblance was a bit less lacking now than it had been when Vee had first moved in. Her flesh no longer held the dark copper tone as when she’d first borrowed aspects from her human friends, the skin instead had been replaced with smooth green scales that covered every inch of her. She still walked on two legs, dressed in witches' clothes, but her eyes were tinted with blue and yellow, her ears longer with her fluff showing on the tips, and even her hair had gone back to its natural blue. Pale spots littered her skin, their size ranging from hardly more than freckles, to large blots as big as her eyes, the natural patterns that formed on her scales worn more proudly than she’d ever been comfortable with before.

The changes to her appearance weren’t enough to have anyone guess she was a basilisk, though. Anyone who caught sight of her likely thought of her as nothing more than the usual Witch-Demon hybrid child, a common sight in every corner of the land. She didn’t get any funny looks as she shopped, the bag she brought with her steadily filling as she went from stall to stall. It was nice to be able to show off more of herself without feeling the paranoia that someone was going to discover who and what she was, even after the video she’d helped record telling her story had been put up for everyone to see.

Her ability to change forms certainly gave her more anonymity than Amity had received in that aspect. The human still got stares and whispers wherever she went as people recognized her from that video.

Vee paid the snails needed to the grocer, the two exchanging smiles and pleasantries before she parted, only for the girl to see a familiar face nearby, waving her down. Her elder “brother,” Dos, slithered down the cobblestone street to join her side, seeing right through her disguise. “Vee, my friend, it’s been a while!”

The serpent demon smiled brightly, not concerned with the looks he received out in the open. The Fringed Basilisk didn’t bother with any form of disguise any longer, wearing his scales with pride. Where his bottom half went bare, his torso was clad in the standard CATs uniform. His mask, which no longer conformed to the shape of his elongated face, instead sat strapped to his waist, beside an old, empty dagger scabbard. He still wore the leather keepsake to remind himself of how he’d needlessly risked his team, and a lesson to never put himself in that situation again. To never give into his fears at the cost of others lives, or his own.

“Things have been pretty busy,” Vee shrugged in response, flashing a small smile at her sibling. “Even busier from your side of things, I’m sure.”

“You’d be surprised,” Dos slithered in time with her steps as she walked, “Mostly I’ve just been doing busy work. Catching any Belos supporters that have tried to escape trial, or guarding this or that. I’m not exactly high up in the CATs, so I get saddled with a lot of grunt work.”

He turned to his sister, “How about yourself?”

Vee continued to walk, eyes wandering around the various stalls of the marketplace as her hands wrung the straps on her bag, “I’m… okay. Still haven’t found a way back home. Since it’s taking so long, Camila has been trying to get me to… go to school, and stuff. Even talked to the principal about setting up some special class schedule for me.”

Dos nudged her with his elbow, “That sounds great. But, judging from the way you’re acting, I’m hearing a ‘but,’ in there somewhere.”

Vee nodded, “But, I’m not sure that’s I want to do. Go to school, and study magic, and stuff.”

“And why is that?” Dos carefully pried, wanting her to want to open up about her issues to him.

“It’s not like you and I can even learn magic the way witches do. We can’t learn plant magic, or abominations. We just absorb it from around us and use it as a disguise.” Vee heaved a frustrated sigh. “I know they offer general classes, but what’s even the point of learning history and stuff when I don’t intend to stay here any longer than I have to? I should be using the time I have to build a way back to the Human Realm, where I belong.”

“Where you belong?” Dos questioned, raising a brow. “Do you not belong here, sister? I’m beginning to think you have another motive for not wanting to join Hexside, and through it, the rest of society.”

The younger basilisk grimaced, unhappy to be seen through so easily. “I just… I don’t know how you do it.”

Dos cocked his head, and Vee explained, gesturing at his body, “this! I don’t know how you do this. I showed my face to the isles over video, but I’m not sure if I’ll ever be comfortable being who I am here, and I don’t get how you are. You used to be so paranoid about this when we reunited.”

Dos understood, and nodded, “Yes. I was paranoid. I still am. Look around you, my sister, I’m sure you’ve noticed many strange looks and glances. I’m no more blind to them than you are.”

Sure enough, around the market eyes did follow Dos. Most of them were simply curious, wanting to see more of the basilisk that had sided with the CATs, but some regarded him with suspicion or fear. What Four had done to the schools, feasting on the magic of children too helpless to fight back, had been the last many of the people had heard of basilisks, and the public wasn’t any more open to trust than Dos was.

“And it doesn’t bother you?” Vee frowned, tearing her eyes away from the onlookers to stare at her feet.

“It does. But I earned a good amount of favor for fighting against Belos, and I won’t waste it by hiding my face.” Dos answered. He came to a halt, Vee stopping to give him a curious glance. “I still haven’t learned the fates of One, Three or Six. I wear my form proudly for them. To make this place more accepting and considerate towards our brothers and sisters, as few as we are. Wherever they are hiding, I hope the news reaches them that their brother stood against our oppressor, and has given them a world where they can walk around in their own skin without fear.”

He places a scaly hand on Vee’s shoulder, giving her a gentle shake, “You could help show them that too, by going to school. Learning side by side with the witches, as their friend and equal.”

“What if we’re the only ones left?” Vee asked, twisting her grip around the straps of her bag so hard they began to dig into her hands. “We don’t even know if they’re alive, or any more sane than Four was.”

Dos nodded slowly, “That could be the case. But those three aren’t the only reason I do this.”

Sighing, Dos continued, “I plan on leaving the Isles soon, sister. There isn’t much left here I can do to help the Covens Against The Throne.”

Vee’s eyes fell back to the ground at the news, but Dos gave her another gentle shake, making her look back up at him. “Hey, it won’t be permanent. But… After hearing tales of other Titans and witches and demons living in far off lands from Camila, I’m certain there must be more basilisks out there. We are a sly, cunning people, and masters of disguise. I believe there may still be a few of us, maybe a lot more, that escaped the purges all those centuries ago. Escaped by boat or by staff to other islands out on the Boiling Seas.”

“You really think there might be more of us?” Vee couldn’t keep the lilt of hope out of her voice as she asked, remembering how she had felt gazing out on a sea of her people in the distant past with Lilith.

Her brother nodded, “I do. I want them to see how far the Boiling Isles have come since they fled. I want them to be able to come back home, to open arms. That’s a big task for one snake, Vee. I could use your help. And all you’d have to do is go to school to help show the Demon Realm how things have changed.”

Vee could feel the weight of expectations building on her shoulders and bit her lip, “I’ll think about it. I don’t know if I’m ready to… to go all natural in public yet. But I’ll consider it.”

“That’s all I ask,” Dos clapped his hand against her back.

Vee jerked her head to the open street beside them, “I need to go, Dos, but it was nice talking with you. I have somewhere I need to be soon, and still need to drop these groceries off at home.”

“Of course! I heard Camila had something planned for tonight, but didn’t know you’d be involved.”

Vee chuckled, “No, I’m not. Something completely different came up, and I’d rather not be late.”


On the other side of Boneborough, far from the busy markets, was a modest sized villa. It had been in the Deamonne family for three generations, built by Darius’ grandfather, then passed down to his son, and then his son. The surrounding yard was filled with rows of vineyards of what could pass as grapes, if not for the pupils and irises that watched anyone who passed by the building.

None of that mattered to the young man who had a view out of the window from his seat at an antique wooden desk. All that mattered to him was the book in his hands, and the notes he scribbled with a pen, writing down anything he could that seemed halfway useful.

Hunter was startled by a large hand against his shoulder, the large form of Darius leaning over him. “The Shibriri grapes are looking splendid today. Any progress on your end today, young prince?”

Hunter sighed and set aside his book, taking the man’s appearance in. Gone were the extravagant capes, replaced instead with a simple button up purple shirt with the sleeves rolled back, the fabric tight enough across the chest to reveal some of the Abomination witches defining features. His white gloves were replaced with a pair fit for a gardener, as were his once fashionable boots.

That wasn’t to say anything the man wore was cheap or messy. Hunter had lived in this villa long enough to know Darius never cheaped out on anything. Even the bucket in his off hand, filled with the eyeball grapes from his yard, was pristine and expensive, for a bucket.

“Not a damn thing,” Hunter admitted sullenly, showing off a page of nothing but doodles in the notebook. “I have no idea where Belos learned about these things, but however he did isn’t catalogued in anything available.”

Darius’ eyes wandered to the thing Hunter was talking about, the Emperor’s Coven brand that was affixed to Hunter’s arm. The boy had taken to studying everything he could to find a way to erase the marks from not only his flesh, but the flesh of all witches and remove their bindings on their magic. “I’m certain we’ll find something in those musty old library books. We’ve only just passed legislation to unban them, give it time and I’m sure something will pop up.”

Hunter rubbed at his tired eyes, strained from reading all day. “Maybe you’re right, but I can’t help but shake the feeling that this is all tied back to that Collector brat. Belos worked with him, got the draining spell from him, and it’s tied to these sigils. If I could talk to him-“

“Raine isn’t allowing anyone access to the Collector right now,” Darius firmly reminded, setting aside his bucket of grapes and crossing his arms. “Let’s not rush to get advice from a being Belos was willing to work beside for centuries before we’ve exhausted all of our other resources. You’re not the only one working on this, someone will find something, someday.”

Hunter nodded moodily, then gestured to the bucket, the contents blinking up at him, “What’s with the grapes?”

Darius’ lips curved upward. “Well, since I’m out of a job with the Empire gone, and being a rebel doesn’t exactly pay well, I’ve decided to take up the old family business. Before we were masters of abominations, we were winemakers. My grandfather taught me how to craft some of the finest wine on the isles when I was around your age, back before I appreciated the delicate taste of a goblet of fine wine.”

“So, what you’re saying is your family has always been very into purple,” Hunter concluded, earning a deep chuckle from his mentor.

The man reached out with one of his gloved hands to ruffle his ward’s hair, “You’ll understand the appeal when you’re older. I’ll have to teach you what I know, when your nose isn’t buried in one of your books.”

Darius’s silent meaning wasn’t lost on Hunter, who flushed at the idea of the older man teaching him the old family trade. A warmth filled him, once something that was rare under Belos’ thumb, but he’d grown used to feeling more often in current days, and he gave a enthusiastic nod. “I’d like that. But doesn’t wine take a while to make? Will we be financially okay while we wait for it to, I dunno, age, or however this works?”

Darius shook his head fondly, “Don’t worry about our expenses, young Prince. We’re well off enough to coast on what I made as a Coven Head for a long while. I’ll have to have some of the old equipment worked on and cleaned before we can properly start, but until then, I still have some old bottles of vintage I can pawn off.”

As he spoke, the man’s face lit up as if he remembered something, “Oh, yes, I’ve already sold a bottle. One moment.” He left Hunter at the desk, heading into the pantry where the boy couldn’t see him. Hunter could hear rustling and the sounds of glass bottles clinking together before Darius returned, a dusty bottle of vintage wine, likely older than Hunter was, in his grip. He blew against the bottle, sending up a cloud, and wiped it clean with a cloth he had tucked into his belt.

“Here it is, one of the oldest, finest wines we still have in stock,” Darius held the bottle up to the light that poured through the open window. “Eda asked me to bring her one for a special event she has planned tonight. Speaking of which…”

Hunter didn’t get the chance to ask what Eda had planned before there was a knock at the door. Glancing towards his mentor, the older man just smirked, “You also have plans.”

Hunter narrowed his eyes, “Oh really? And you were going to tell me that when?”

“I’m telling you now, when you can’t weasel out of them,” was his response. Darius put a hand on his hip, “You’ve been stuck inside this room for far too long. Eda and Camila mentioned their dumb kids are going to do some unwinding this evening, and I took the liberty of inviting my own dumb kid along. Now go answer the door, it’s rude to keep your guests waiting.”

Hunter sighed in frustration, but did as he was asked, marching up and over to the door and throwing it open, expecting to see Luz, or Amity, but instead being greeted by Gus and Willow. Immediately his expression softened, especially as he laid eyes on his penstagram pal, who had her palisman in hand.

“Hey,” Willow greeted, her cheeks a little pink.

“Hey,” Hunter replied back lamely, leaning against the doorframe.

Gus stood there a little awkwardly, “Uh, hi? So, you ready to get going?”

Hunter opened his mouth to ask what they were even going to do, but Darius whistled for his attention. Hunter turned just in time to have a bag thrown at him, slamming against his chest with enough force to knock the wind out of him. Flapjack joined soon after, perching on Hunter’s shoulder as Darius called out, “Have fun! Don’t forget to put on your sunscreen!”


Eda checked her watch to make sure she was on time. According to the hands, she was more than on time, she was twenty minutes early, which spoke volumes to how nervous she was feeling. Held tight in one of her hands was a bottle of wine she’d picked up from Darius on the way over, paying a hefty sum of snails to the man for it, but he assured her of its quality, and that it was well worth the asking price.

Eda breathed out a heavy sigh, trying to rid herself of some tension, then walked through the open doors of Bonesborough’s City Hall. The sewers and underground lairs had been abandoned by the CATs in the wake of the Emperor’s defeat, and while most official government business was held within the castle, one of their spoils of war, a lot of the local tasks were done through City Hall. The provisional government helped run the country, but the CATs still did more than their fair share of volunteer work to help around the Boiling Isles.

This was where Camila was. Where Eda was picking her up, for their first real date that wasn’t coffee or a quick meal eaten at a desk since they had started dating again. Tonight was important, and the harpy couldn’t afford to mess things up.

As if they could sense Eda’s jittery nerves, most of the civilians and volunteers in her way gave her a wide berth. She skipped past the help desk, already knowing where to go after spending so much of her time here in the past few weeks, going through the hallways and up some stairs until she found the offices the Covens Against The Throne were working in.

The name brought a smirk to her face, seeing as it didn’t really apply anymore. There wasn’t exactly a throne to go against. The current government ran off a small parliament of politicians, and who knew what would be replacing that in the coming months when things were more settled. Maybe they’d have another Emperor. Or a King. Maybe one of those fancy schmancy presidents she’d heard about in the Human Realm. Didn’t really matter to Eda, as long as they were better than Belos. It’s not like she obeyed authority figures anyway.

Wait, did working with the CATs make her an authority figure? Titan, she hoped not. She’d have to rebel against herself if that were the case.

The harpy bit her lip as she walked inside, suddenly feeling like she should have brought flowers with her as well. Really make her girl feel special. But it was too late to turn back now, as with how tall she was and how bright red her feathers were, Camila spotted her almost immediately, smiling up at her from across the room. Eda smiled back, sending a wave to let Camila know she could finish her business, for which the witch was grateful for, busy settling some business with some volunteers who were sitting in front of her desk.

“Big day today, huh?” Raine’s voice spooked Eda, who nearly dropped her bottle of wine in surprise. The bard chuckled at Eda’s reaction, and uttered a few hollow apologies, their grin clearly showing they weren’t at all sorry for startling her.

After ensuring she wasn’t going to have a heart attack, Eda centered her attention on her oldest friend, crossing her arms and giving them an unimpressed look. “Whispers. How have things been holding up?”

“As well as they could possibly go,” Raine answered back smoothly, leaning against a nearby desk. “The people are working together, and every day we seem to come closer and closer to really changing the world we live in. I suppose I can’t ask more than that.”

Eda blew a raspberry, rolling her eyes, “You’re really naive sometimes, Rainestorm. You can always ask for more. Or just take it. You could be the next ruler of the Isles, if you wanted to be.” She poked them with her elbow, showing off her sharp teeth with a grin.

Raine’s entire face puckered at the notion, the bard shaking their head, “No, no, Titan, no! Can you imagine the speeches? The people I’d have to talk to, all day every day, for the rest of my life? No thank you!”

Seeing Eda’s teasing grin wasn’t leaving any time soon for as long as this topic was up for debate, Raine decided to turn the tables on her. They gestured to the bottle in Eda’s hands, “That looks old. That a vintage?”

“Yeah, Darius’ Grandad made it, believe it or not. Just picked it up. Cammy and I have a date tonight, first real one since we got back together,” Eda ran a finger over the label on the bottle, lips curled up fondly.

“She mentioned that, yeah,” Now it was Raine’s turn to make their tone teasing, “She’s been looking forward to it all week. Got a nice place picked out?”

“Near the pier, yeah. Never been myself, but the atmosphere is supposed to be amazing, and who can resist the sea breeze?” Eda chuckled nervously. To keep herself from idly spinning the bottle in her hands, she instead shoved it in her hair. It was best to keep it a secret until they made it to the restaurant anyway.

A calm silence fell between the two, Raine looking at Eda over their glasses, which were drooping down their nose. Eda swayed from foot to foot, chewing her lip, and decided to pull the trigger on a conversation she’d been meaning to have the past few weeks. She’d put it off long enough, with all that Belos nonsense being more important at the time, “Hey, things are… they’re good between us, right?”

Raine raised a brow, looking amused, but just a twinge uncertain, “I think so. What do you mean?”

Eda ran her fingers through her hair, “It’s just… I know you had a thing for me when we were kids. You asked me to Grom, and heck, I said yes for a reason. You were adorable, and I liked you. And I ended up ditching you.”

“Eda, I hardly see why something that happened almost three decades ago is relevant,” Raine assured, chuckling softly, “Though I’m glad to know you thought I was adorable.”

Eda rolled her eyes, “I’m not finished, and you know it. I’m not an idiot, Rainestorm. Back at the bar, after I joined up with the group, you were fishing. You were trying to see if I was still single, or interested.”

Raine grimaced, rubbing the back of their neck in embarrassment, their expression a little mortified to be called out, “I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable, Eda, I thought I was being subtle about it, but-“

“Oh, calm down, you could make Appleblood jealous with how red you’re getting,” Eda waved them down, “I’m fine with it. I’m not offended by a little flirting. I’m hot, and I was single, and I admittedly started it first. You’re still adorable. But I’m with Camila now, and I just wanted to know where we stand. I don’t want to wreck our friendship, or nothing.”

Raine crossed their arms, shaking their head, “Eda, if you’re afraid something like this might ruin one of the best friendships I’ve ever had, you are very mistaken. I had a crush on you in high school, and it followed me into adulthood, and yes, I did see a chance, but I’m not a child who can’t handle a little rejection. We’re fine, trust me.”

Eda breathed, shoulders sagging in relief, “Oh, thank Titan. Do you know how hard it is for me to have an adult conversation like this? You’re lucky I want to keep you around, Whispers.”

Raine just patted Eda’s shoulder, having to reach up to do so. “I’m sorry to tell you this, Eda, but our friendship is terminal. You’re stuck with me until one of us is dead. And for what it’s worth, I’m very happy for you two. You bring out the best in each other. I wasn’t kidding either when I said Camila’s been looking forward to this all week.”

“I know. Thanks for telling me, though,” Eda leaned back, flexing her wings as much as she could in the confines of the office. “However, none of this fixes the problem of you being the third wheel. Anyone else you got your eye on, Rainestorm? I can put in a good word for you.”

“Don’t pull that singsong voice, Eda, I’m the bard here, and you aren’t good at it,” Raine playfully glared, “And please, stay out of my love life. I’m perfectly happy where I am, thank you.”

“Oh, come on, there has to be someone!” Eda teased, looming over the bard, “What about Darius? I mean, look at him! He’s our age, but you’d think he was still in his thirties with those good looks. And those muscles! You can’t tell me he doesn’t look like a snack.”

“I am not listening to this,” Raine covered their ears and hummed, trying their best not to crack a smile at their friend’s antics.

“How about Eberwolf then? Sure, they’re a little young, what, late 20’s? I can’t really tell under all that hair and his small size. But I bet they’re an animal in the sack, huh?” Eda guffawed at her own joke, then her nose wrinkled up in disgust, “though, can you imagine dealing with the hair balls?”

Raine’s lips downturned as well, “Yes, I don’t know how he deals with them either-“

“I wasn’t talking about him, I was talking about his partners coughing them up.”

Raine looked squicked out from the implications, and shook their head, “Eda, that’s just-“

“Are you two finished?” Camila’s amused voice sounded behind them, cutting off the conversation. Eda and Raine clammed up, turning to face the darker skinned woman, both giving her innocent smiles.

“Sure thing, Cam, you ready to go?” Eda coughed out, offering Camila her arm.

Camila shook her head in response, “only if you two are done with the sex jokes in my workspace. Think you can contain yourselves?”

Eda glanced at Raine, the bard trying to hold back snickers, and she just couldn’t help herself, “I promise, I’ll only think about them, instead of spouting them orally.”

That broke Raine, who despite their best efforts couldn’t contain their giggles, Eda descending into them as well, while Camila pinched her brow, “Eda!”


Amity had lost count of the days she’d been in the Demon Realm. If she had to estimate, she’d assume it was around late December, early January back on Earth, but she couldn’t be entirely sure. The Demon Realm used an entirely different calendar, with a different number of months, and amount of days within those months.

Despite that it should be the dead of winter, the Isles remained quite warm. Not the same sweltering, humid heat that had permeated everywhere except the Knee during the summer months, but it was still at least close to the eighties on the Fahrenheit scale on most days. Which meant it was still perfect swimsuit weather for the human.

Amity brought Ghost down to the sands of the beach, where she could already see her friends had gathered. Behind her, King and Luz hung on, not an easy feat when the witch was bouncing excitedly in her seat, making King appear queasy from the shaking. The human girl gave a fond shake of her heat as her shoes met sand, and everyone piled off, Ghost morphing back into her animal mode and pouncing across the dunes to meet the rest of her own wooden friends.

Seeing everyone there, Amity breathed out a content breath. Eda had the right idea when she’d suggested this trip. They all were wound up way too tight with the world around them constantly changing, and they deserved a chance to relax and be carefree teenagers again. Everyone had brought a little something with them for their day of relaxation as well, so no one was saddled with the responsibility of being in charge.

Amity had made sure to pack them all food for dinner, which was kept in a large wicker basket she had draped in her arms. Vee had brought drinks and snacks to tide them over until then, while Willow and Gus had brought a large beach umbrella and what appeared to be a tent to use as a changing room. In Hunter’s hands was a large jug of sunblock, the young man appearing embarrassed to be in charge of the comically large tub.

“Is everyone here?” Amity looked around as she asked, then nodded her head as she got the answer to her question. “Alright, we’ve got plenty of time to ourselves. Eda had a hot date tonight, so we can carry on until she swings by. What should we do first?”

Gus had a ball in his hands, looking eager, “Do you think you can show me how to play volleyball? I hear it’s all the rage for human beach trips!”

Amity shot him a thumbs up, and the boy gave a cheer before attempting to race off. His collar was yanked at the last second by Willow and he tumbled to the ground. The Plant witch gave a shake of her head, then gestured to the tent beside her, “We should get our spot set up, and get changed first. Then we can play the weird human game.”

“It’s not weird,” Amity laughed.

Hunter made his disagreements vocal, “The ball doesn’t even have eyes. It’s weird.”

With everyone pitching in, and a little bit of magic, the changing tent was set up and the umbrella placed in the ground. The rest of their items were stuck under the cool shade provided by the umbrella, and each of the teens grabbed their respective swimsuits and took turns entering and exiting their portable changing room.

Luz went first, if you didn’t count King, who shuffled his legs through a pair of toddler sized swim trunks and called it a day. She exited the tent almost as quickly as she entered, wearing a dark blue one piece with her own pair of swim shorts worn over them. Affixed to the top of her head was a pair of swim goggles, which baffled Amity because as far as she knew, the water would be far too hot to use them, even if the gentle waves had cooled enough to splash around in the shallowest of waters.

Willow went next, taking a bit longer than Luz. When she came out, she was wearing a high neck bikini top, and a skirted bottom. The outfit left her rugged arms and legs exposed, as well as her midriff. Amity had to suppress the urge to let her jaw drop, silently glad that Willow didn’t have the same appreciation for Grudgby as she herself did, because the witch would likely destroy her during any training exercises with the muscles she’d built up.

She felt a little sorry for the boys now, who did train under Willow for Flyer Derby practice. Speaking of which, she noticed how Hunter avoided making any form of eye contact with Willow after she emerged, but typical of someone experiencing teenager hormones, he couldn’t stop his eyes from flickering over to her every once in a while.

Gus raced in next, coming out almost as fast as Luz, sporting a simple pair of green trunks. “I know, I know, I look great in these,” He humbly accepted all of their compliments before they could even utter them, “I just wish I could have used this chance to wear the ultimate in human swimwear… The Speedo! Alas, that dream will have to wait another day.”

Amity, as the only one who knew what a Speedo was, grimaced, and hoped she never had to bear witness to that in person.

It was now Hunter's turn. He reluctantly entered, taking his bag with him. He easily took the longest, enough that each of his friends began to exchange worried glances, but he eventually threw open the curtain and stepped out, clad in a pair of board shorts, and a baggy, oversized t-shirt.

Amity came to the realization she’d never seen him in anything that didn’t cover his entire body, and understood how he’d be a bit self conscious about himself. Littered across his now exposed skin were a multitude of pale scars. None of them very large, certainly not as big as the one across his cheek, but they were noticeable all the same. The shirt he wore likely covered up even more that may cover his chest, something none of them wanted to think about or call attention to.

“You look great,” Luz said, speaking sincerely. She flashed him two thumbs up, and the older teen rubbed the back of his head in response, not looking entirely thrilled about his new look.

“You really do,” Willow agreed supportively. Hunter seemed to believe that a little more, uttering a “Thanks Captain,” in return, then stepping aside to let the next person through.

Amity exchanged looks with Vee, who gestured for the human girl to go first. Amity did so, popping inside and pulling her swimwear out. Her options had been limited during their shopping trip, the stall they’d gone to trying to fit every body type imaginable on the Boiling Isles, which meant their supply of bikinis that would actually suit her human body were in short order. Still, she was really happy with the dark purple top and fitting swim shorts she’d managed to grab, especially since they had a lighter purple trim that reminded her of her Abominations. They never did find her flask in the artifact vault after they took the castle from Belos, and she had to wonder what could have happened to the thing.

When Amity exited the tent, she grinned, hoping to see the look on Luz’s face when she saw what she was wearing, only to gasp and cover her eyes. “Vee, what the heck? Why are you naked?”

Vee, it seemed, had opted to change her shape to her base form, sans any clothing at all. Her face went red at Amity’s words, and she jumped to her own defense, “I’m not- I mean, I am, but it’s fine! You never complain when King doesn’t wear anything!”

Luz was chortling to herself, nudging King beside her with her foot, who was tugging on his swim trunks self consciously, skull tinged red. Amity floundered, realizing that the basilisk had a point. “I’m sorry, it’s just… I’m so used to seeing you wear something, it almost seems a bit weird.”

Vee sighed, then grabbed a spare top from her bag and put it on over herself. She made a show of throwing her hands out to wordlessly ask if Amity was happy. The action only made it more obvious that there wasn’t any reason to wear the bikini top, since it flopped around, empty. “I’m a reptile, it’s not like I even have breasts to hide!”

Now Amity felt embarrassed, uttering apologies. “I’m sorry. You’re right, you don’t exactly have anything to hide. Still, this is like seeing Donald Duck without his shirt…”

The beach was mostly emptied, hence why Vee had felt confident enough to go as herself rather than run around on two legs. While Gus had brought along a volleyball, they lacked the net, but that was an easy fix. Willow sprouted a pair of palm trees and some vines to act as the poles and netting, while Amity used a stick to draw out lines in the sand to act as the court.

The teams were split, Hunter, Gus and Willow on one team, while Amity, Luz and Vee were on another. King, being so short, had opted out, instead watching over the game as a referee, sitting on top of one of the trees where he had a good view of the field.

As it turned out, they were pretty even. Amity and Willow both were experienced in their respective sports, and athletic in their own right, yet neither had experience in volleyball, which also put them on even footing. Meanwhile, Luz and Gus were both nerds, weak in arms, strong in spirit. That left the wild cards, Hunter and Vee. Hunter was definitely more athletic than Vee, having spent years as a child soldier, but where he could use his height and strength to his advantage, Vee kept up with her adaptability, easily changing shape as she needed to keep the other team from scoring any points.

It also became abundantly clear that this entire game was a terrible idea, as while Luz and Gus were having a good time, Amity was far too competitive for her own good, and Willow was eager to prove she was just as skilled. Hunter, likewise, would follow his leader anywhere, even into the depths of hell itself, while Vee really just wanted to stick it to the ex-Golden Guard, and wasn’t willing to back down anymore than the others.

After more than an hour of sweating in the sun, with bare feet rubbed raw by the gritty sand, the score was tied. It had been the entire game, neither side gaining more than a point over the other before the other side caught up. Gus and Luz panted off to the side of the court, which had to be redrawn in the dirt more than a dozen times now from how much sand they had kicked up during the game. Despite losing a member on either side, the game was still going full force, possibly even more ferocious now that the two most deadweight members of either team were out resting.

“Guys, don’t you think it’s about time we call it quits?” Luz begged her friends, hoping to stop this before they killed one another.

“You’re all tied up, that makes you all winners!” Gus argued in favor of stopping, but felt it might be fruitless to do so.

Sure enough, they were both ignored, instead the teams listened to King, who was egging them both on. He was fair and balanced as a referee, goading both sides against each other evenly. “Are you guys really going to listen to those quitters? How will you know who is the best if you give up? There are no winners in a tie, there can be only one!”

“Not helping King!” Luz shouted, causing her little brother to bust into giggles.

Frowning to herself, Luz hatched a quick and easy plan. With a twirl of her finger, she used construction magic to turn a few grains of sand into a spike of glass right under the ball as it was about to impact against the ground, puncturing the thing and causing it to deflate. As quickly as she had cast it, she performed another spell, rapidly reshaping the glass into a rounded pebble that appeared worn out by the sand and waves around it.

Hunter picked up the deflated ball, grimacing, “That last point doesn’t count, right? They destroyed the ball!”

“It so does count!” Amity yelled back, red in the face, “we won, fair and square with that final point. Now we can’t continue, so Vee and I win!”

Hunter went to bark back, but Willow placed a hand on his shoulder, silencing him. The witch smirked at Amity, and shrugged her shoulders, “I guess they can have this win. Next time, we’ll beat them, and it won’t be because of a technicality.”

Luz facepalmed as her girlfriend fumed, then grabbed Amity’s hand and dragged her off the field. “Come on hermosa, let's find something else to do to cool down.”

Next on the agenda was sand castle building. Luz wisely chose not to make this another contest, instead bringing everyone together to try their best to make it a group effort. With a little bit of magic, a sand castle was quickly constructed, one that mirrored Belos’ fortress. The eye sore was quickly destroyed, each of the teenagers pretending to be Titans and Kaiju as they stomped on the structure, ensuring its total destruction.

Vee had opted to take a nap under the warmth of the sun during this time, only to wake up during their obliteration, covered in sand. “Ha, ha, very funny. Which one of you did this?” The basilisk gestured to her body, buried under the dirt, with it carved out into the form of a mermaid.

None of the others answered, too busy snickering, while Vee rolled her eyes, “I already have a tail and scales, this wasn’t clever!”

Next, Luz and King went chasing after the shallow waves, letting the warmth of the water flow past their ankles, while Amity was introduced to a Boiling Isles beach tradition. Hole digging. Armed with only their bare hands, each of the teens dug into the damp dirt not far from the rising tide, each going as quickly as they could to make it at least waist deep, and wide enough to hold all of them. A channel connected to the hole that led out to the sea was dug out as well. As they were putting the finishing touches onto it, scooping out the last of the loosely packed dirt, the tide rolled in, flowing through the channel and filling the hole full of hot sea water, which steamed as it sat, but cool enough to touch and not burn.

After a long day of volleyball, walking over the sand dunes, and now digging a hole, Amity looked forward to what came next. Everyone gathered together, hopping into the waterhole, feeling the heat of the sea water sink into their flesh and soothe their tired muscles. Dug out beside the deeper hole was a smaller, shallow one that was chest high on King, who splashed around in his puddle beside their palismans. “A Boiling Isles hot tub. This is ingenious.”

“The water's all cold where you come from, isn't it?” Willow inquired, getting a dual nod from Amity and Gus. “Going to the beach must be a real bore then, huh?”

“Not at all,” Amity corrected, “We usually swim deeper into the water. Or surf across the waves, if you’ve got a board. We never have to worry about boiling alive if we go out too deep, that’s for sure. And Hypothermia usually isn’t an issue unless you’re in the cold for a while.”

Gus poofed up a floating notepad and pencil, which quickly wrote down to ask more about surfing later for him, then poofed it out of existence. Beside him, Hunter sat, shirt still on his body and clinging now that the cotton was wet. His eyes were closed as he relaxed in the pool, “So, that’s all true then? Unc- He used to tell me stories about the human world. After everything else he lied about, I wasn’t sure if I could believe that, either. Sounds fun.”

Vee nodded her head in agreement, her cold blooded body loving every moment spent in the hot water, “I can attest, it does rain pretty cold there. Took me a while to not be afraid of it. I actually moved around when it started raining in New York, which is how I ended up back in Gravesfield. I was going to go to… Las Vegas, I think it was?”

“You were going to go to the City of Sin?” Amity spoke in disbelief. “Oh, Vee, I’m so glad you changed your mind.”

Vee waved her worry off, “it’s fine. It was because of the rain that I met Clara, and through her that I met everyone else. When I get back… I want to go to a human beach. I want to see if those waves are worth the trouble. I guess you guys are all invited, too. We’ll make a day out of it.”

“Fine, but no volleyball, or I’m out,” Luz laughed, leaning her head back against the sandy shore behind her.

“And no nudity, either,” Amity added, chuckling until Vee took a handful of wet muddy sand and threw it at her.

The group stayed there for a while, resting in the warm waters. The oncoming waves refreshed the pool constantly, keeping them at a consistent temperature, and the sight of the setting sun on the horizon, its glow bouncing off the ocean, kept each of them in a state of bliss they hadn’t known for many months. As it grew darker, Luz clambered out of the pool, using a bit of medical magic to slice through the trees Willow had grown for their volleyball court with the ease of a scalpel through flesh, and brought the wooden logs a dozen or so feet away from the pool, out of the reach of the water. With a spin of a circle, the witch lit a fire to light the area, adding to the easy atmosphere.

“I’m glad we did this. We should definitely do it more often,” Amity sighed, sinking down until the water reached her chin. Vee climbed out of the pool with a yawn, slinking over beside the bonfire for another nap, and was joined by King, who shook the water out of his fur, drying himself by the flames' warmth.

As Willow, Gus and Hunter chatted on the other side of the pool, Luz slunk down, sitting beside the hole they’d dug and dipped her feet into the water beside Amity, “It’s a pretty nice night out. Want to join me for a romantic walk on the beach?”

Amity blinked her eyes open, a content smile reaching her lips as she gazed up at Luz. “I don’t know, I’m pretty tired from digging the hole. You know, the one you didn’t dig, because you were out walking on the beach?”

Luz pouted, causing Amity’s grin to stretch, “buuut, I might be willing to tag along, if you carry me if I get too tired.”

Luz blushed, turning her head away as she played with her hair, “We talking bridal carry, or piggyback ride, because I’m pretty sure I can only do one of those for any significant amount of time.”

“I’ll let you decide which,” Amity pulled herself from the water, feeling a chill in the air against her wet skin now that it was fully exposed to the night air. Suppressing a shiver, she grabbed a towel and wrapped it around herself, patting her skin and bathing suit dry, then offered a hand to her girlfriend. After a moment of deliberation, Amity draped the towel over both their shoulders as they walked away from the group, Willow letting out a whistle as they parted.

“Don’t go too far. I promised Eda I’d keep an eye on you, so no making out behind any large rocks!” She teased, earning a laugh from Gus, and an eye roll from her targets, the night too dark to show off the matching blushes on their cheeks.

Luz ended up pulling Amity along by the hand as they left footprints in the soft, wet sand below them. Foamy waves tickled their toes as it splashed over their feet, sending tangles of warmth up Amity’s spine now that the cool winter air of the isles was sinking in. Or maybe that was just the girl holding her hand that was causing the sensations. Amity wasn’t complaining either way.

The Human and the witch walked in silence, until their friends were little dots on the horizon, illuminated by the orange glow of the bonfire that seemed more like a lit candle wick from this distance. Luz hummed over the sounds of the ocean, glancing at her girlfriend with half lidded eyes, “You were right. We should absolutely do this again.”

Amity squeezed Luz’s hand in her own, “This has been one of the better days we’ve had since… Well, since I’ve been here! Not that I’m complaining, but our lives have definitely been a lot more deadly over the past few months than today has been.”

Luz brought the two of them to a stop, switching her grip on Amity’s hand as she turned to face the girl, and took the other as well. Luz massaged both of Amity’s hands in her own with her thumbs, and smiled toothily, “I have a feeling that’s just how things will be from now on. Belos is gone. He can’t sustain himself on palismans in the human realm any more, and so he will wither and die, eventually. Maybe he already has. But without him, I think the Isles, our home, will become a safer place, more united than ever before. I’m pretty sure safe days like these will become the new normal, and boring.”

“I can’t wait for stuff to be considered boring,” Amity laughed, “I can’t imagine anything in the Demon Realm as mundane anymore.”

“We’ll be bored to tears,” Luz promised, chuckling along with her girlfriend. “Just you, me and… a giant robot?”

Amity choked on a giggle, “A giant what?”

Luz however was looking past Amity with wide eyes and gaping mouth. She tugged on Amity’s hands, nearly knocking the human girl off her feet while shouting, “Look out!”

Amity caught herself, twisting her body and sliding around on the loose sand as the area she’d been standing in erupted, a dust cloud kicked up from the force of a blow rained down upon it. As the dust began to settle, Amity stared, hands trembling as the silhouette of a creature appeared. The starlight from above glimmered off its form, or at least the parts that were covered in shining copper plating. It stood nine feet tall, towering over their teenage frames, glaring down at them. Even in the dark, Amity could make out the color of abomination purple, both from the goo that formed its head and limbs, as well as the large, round, glowing gem placed into its chest.

This was an Abomination, a large one, fused with a metal skeleton and armor. Its glowing green eyes stared at the spot Amity had been in, and it flexed its fingers, slowly putting together that it had missed before turning its eyes towards its targets. With a heavy step from its metal boots that sunk into the sand beneath their feet, it came forward, lifting an arm to the sky to bring downward in a smashing blow.

This time it was Amity who pushed Luz out of the way, the witch falling to the ground at the same time Amity leapt in the opposite direction, causing the fist to once again miss its target. Amity craned her neck upward to look at the thing, habitually patting at her thighs to find pockets that didn’t exist on her swimsuit for glyphs she didn’t bring. “We jinxed it, Luz! We just had to bring attention to the universe that we were happy and danger free, and tempted fate!”

“Sorry, that was my bad!” Luz grimaced, picking herself up and wiping the sand that clung to her skin off of herself. Seeing Amity was defenseless, the witch hastily drew a circle in the air, shooting off a fireball at the abomination construction. To her shock and horror, the monster didn’t so much as flinch, nor turn its head away from Amity, who had its full attention. “Hey! I’m trying to destroy you here, you can at least look at me while I do it!”

The Abomination continued to ignore the witch. Amity quickly hunched down, drawing a glyph in the sand below her, but that’s when their enemy decided to act, mechanical feet stomping as it suddenly charged in the human’s direction.


Eda tugged at her nonexistent collar as she and Camila sat at the dinner table at the restaurant she had decided on over a week ago. Some place called Os De Doigt, which while not higher end by any means was certainly fancier than the hole in the wall places Eda usually preferred. It was far away enough from the pier to not stink like bad fish, but close enough a bit of the salty sea breeze still flitted through the air. The night was nice, so they had taken a seat outside on the patio, which was lit by fairy lights that were dangling from wooden poles and beams, adding to the romantic mood the restaurant's decor encouraged.

Neither woman had dressed up for the event. Camila was still in her day clothes, while Eda was wearing nothing but feathers as she’d done since changing into a harpy. Camila didn’t seem to mind, but Eda couldn’t help but feel out of place when everyone around them on their own dates were better dressed. Still, Eda had a one up on all of those suckers. Alcohol.

“I brought you a gift,” Eda uttered, setting aside her menu. Camila peeked over the pages to glance at her girlfriend, a curious look in her eyes, and did the same. Eda put a hand through her hair, pulling the bottle she’d purchased from Darius out, and handing it off to Cam, who raised a brow and read the inscription on the label.

“Deamonne’s Dolcetto,” Camila read allowed through her glasses, “Wait, is this from Darius’s reserves?”

“I may have persuaded him to part with a bottle,” Eda waggled her brows as she propped her elbows on the table and put her head in her hands. “I figure if anyone on the isles needs a glass of wine to unwind, it's you.”

Camila gently chuckled, gesturing for the waiter to bring her a glass and a corkscrew. “I won’t argue with that. I’m surprised you didn’t bring Appleblood, that’s always been more to your tastes.”

“But not to yours,” Eda smirked, “What kind of gift would it be if I got it for myself?”

The cork came out with a pop, and Camila poured herself a glass, followed by one for Eda. Both women held the goblets, Camila holding up to her face and gently swirling the liquid inside, while Eda immediately went to take a sip, only to earn a scolding, “Edalyn, please, you have to let it breathe.”

Eda pouted as her partner grinned at her with mischievous eyes. Setting aside the glass for now, Eda leaned back in her seat, ignoring the menu for the time being and sliding it aside so she could concentrate on her girlfriend. “So, since we’re… starting over, should I, do what? Introduce myself? Act like this is a blind date, and I got lucky to be set up with a gorgeous woman who is just my type?”

“Well, those compliments will get you far, stranger,” Camila purred playfully. “How about I start then?”

Eda gave Camila the go ahead, gesturing with a claw for her to give her life story. Camila took a small sip of wine, smacking her lips as she did so, then started, “Well, I’m a single mother, only just getting back into the dating game. I have a beautiful daughter from a previous relationship, but recently adopted a second. I used to work in the healing field, and helping people has always been my number one passion. Nowadays I do volunteer work, when I’m not moonlighting as a rebel against authority. How about yourself?”

Eda snickered, not having expected Camila to go along with the joke so thoroughly. “So, you’re a bad girl, huh? You should think about joining my coven. We don’t have much in the way of benefits, but I do give out free T-shirts to every new member.”

Leaning back in her chair, Eda decided to spin her own life story, “I too, am a Mom. An old flame and I had a daughter, then I adopted a demon child. So we have that in common. I hope our kids can get along if this works out.” Camila had to bury her face in her hands, stifling laughter as Eda continued, “I also took in another kid, as an apprentice no less, so I guess that makes me a teacher as well.”

“Anyway, you’re probably wondering about the feathers, and if this grey is natural,” Eda rolled her wrist as she spoke, “One day I thought I looked really good with a feather boa, and decided to just lean into it all the way, you know? And you can’t say I don’t rock the look. As for the hair, I blame bad genetics. My sister and I aren’t even in our fifties, and we’re already going grey!”

“Not even in your fifties yet, huh?” Camila twirled her finger across the surface of the table, “That’s a shame. I’ve always had a thing for older women. The hair was really doing it for me, too.”

Eda chortled, her nerves from early having drifted away between the banter and the wine. With a confidence she wasn’t sure she’d ever feel again before this moment, she reached across the table and took Camila’s hand in her own, sending her a grin as she squeezed it gently, earning a squeeze back.

It wasn’t until the shadow of their waiter fell on them that they remembered where they were, and that they hadn’t ordered yet. Eda reached for her menu, which she’d hardly so much as glanced at to hastily pick something that sounded half decent, “Yeah, I’ll take the- um-“

The shadow kept moving, until the waiter bumped against the table, jostling it hard enough to knock over the wine glasses and spilling the dark liquid across the white tablecloth. Camila hastily scooted her chair backwards before it could spill onto her clothes, while Eda bared her teeth, “Hey, buddy, what do you think you’re doing?”

The waiter wasn’t listening to her. He simply gasped and continued to move, pushing against the table until it tipped over, spilling its contents, including the entire rest of the bottle of wine on the floor. The waiter didn’t stop to hear Eda yell, too busy running in the opposite direction as another, larger shadow fell onto the patio. “We’d better be compensated for that,” Eda growled.

“I think we have other things to worry about, Eda,” Camila nodded her head towards the shadow, the other witches and demons around them getting out of their seats as it marched towards them all. A table was picked up in sticky, purple fingers and thrown across the patio, nearly clipping Eda’s wing as it did so. A large, goliath of an abomination stood before them, glowing eyes looking down emptily at the smaller witches.

“Great,” Eda groaned, extending her claws. “Our first night off in forever, and this chump wants to speak to the manager.”

Beside her, Camila readied a spell circle, lowering herself into a fighting stance while being thankful she hadn’t bothered changing her clothes into something she was more attached to. “To be fair, the service here wasn’t great to begin with.”

“Still, it's ruining our date night. Let’s make it regret that decision.” Eda leapt forward, slashing her claws wildly at the approaching monstrosity.


The armored abomination bore down on Amity, each of its feet sinking into the sand as it stomped its way towards her at a frightening speed. The human glanced up at it with a terrified expression, pressing her hand to the glyph she’d drawn and hoping it would stop the behemoth in its tracks.

A large tree sprouted from the sand, hammering the monster in its chest. That slowed its assault, but the tree was having a hard time holding ground, already toppling as its roots tried desperately to keep it up in the soft dirt beneath their feet. Even as Amity tried to will the glyph beneath her fingers to grow bigger, stronger roots, the wood of the tree began to creak as it toppled over and slammed against the beachside, kicking up a thick cloud of dust.

Amity and Luz squinted through the cloud. Between the dark of the night and the kicked up sand obscuring their vision, they couldn’t even make out the silhouette of their attacker. Luz licked her lips, sticking close to Amity’s side, “There has to be someone around giving it orders, right?”

“That’s usually how these things work, yeah,” Amity replied back, eyes scanning around them, “But this one seems pretty different to me.”

“Is it some kind of rogue experiment?” Luz brainstormed, though she didn’t get an answer as the tree in front of them creaked. Gasping, the two teenagers dashed to their right, diving out of the way as the entire trunk was thrown where they’d been just a moment beforehand. It hit the ground and skidded, rolling as it went and snapping off various branches and leaving refuse in its wake, until it made it to the ocean waters, where it smashed against the rocks just off the shore and finally came to a standstill.

Luz gaped at the display of physical power, scrambling to her knees and helping Amity up as well. “Okay, so, ideas?”

Amity twisted her head around, looking for anything she could use. She ended up snatching a stick from the tree off the ground, if just so she could draw more glyphs into the sand while standing instead of kneeling, “Light it on fire!”

Luz obliged without hesitation. The dust cloud had settled enough that they could see the Abomination, and it could see them. Its green eyes narrowed as it began its march, single mindedly resuming its previous assault. Luz created a spell circle, one as large as she was capable of, putting her entire arm into it, and from its depths a surge of fire and fury erupted, splashing the artificial creature with the intent to sear the goo right off its frame.

It staggered backwards for a moment, seemingly wounded. The sand at its feet burned, solidifying into molten glass from the sheer heat. Any hope the couple felt in the moment as they witnessed that transformation was quickly extinguished as the monster lifted a heavy hand and blocked the flame from its main body, and continued its charge unabated. Amity picked up her dropped jaw as she exchanged worried glances with Luz, then quickly scribbled her own fire glyph into the sand, aiding her girlfriend in their attempts to fry their enemy.

Once more, the initial blast sent the Abomination scrambling, but it recovered just as quickly. Seeing no effect, the two canceled the spell and with a shared look, separated, Amity running off in one direction, while Luz made a wide circle around the abomination until she was a good distance behind it. They’d hoped this would confuse the monster, give it pause on who to pursue, but there was no hesitation as it continued to chase off in Amity’s direction with outstretched hands.

“Any other ideas?” Luz shouted, her voice almost lost between the distance and the crashing waves.

Amity grit her teeth, and thought. “Freeze it?”

Luz nodded, and together they launched another set of spells, this time of the opposite element of their last. Ice began to cake the abomination, freezing portions of it solid as frost climbed up its legs and clung to its chassis. This finally seemed to make the behemoth pause, as it tried desperately to move, pulling and tugging in a leg that had been frozen to the earth below.

The girls breathed a sigh of relief as they watched the Abomination struggle fruitlessly against its bindings. Luz jogged across the sandy dunes to stand beside Amity and throw her arms around her, squeezing her girlfriend tight. “That was a close one. What the heck is that thing, and why is it here?”

Amity could do nothing but shrug, just as clueless as Luz was, “Why was it even going after us of all people?”

They couldn’t celebrate for long, as the sound of cracking caused them to flinch. Turning back to the Abomination, its struggle against its icy prison was bearing fruit, fractures appearing on the glacier that formed across its lower body. The goliath of goo thrashed, using its only free hand to hammer against the outside of the glacier, forcing the cracks to expand.

Luz gulped, readying another circle, but Amity grasped her forearm, giving it a tug, “I think we need to run. We can’t beat it alone. I can’t just stand here and flash it, or something.”

Luz’s eyes widened, “flash it?”

“With my light glyph, Luz!” Amity leered, even as both their faces were tinted red. “God, I wish I’d studied Belos’ glyphs more. I can’t remember what the combo for petrification was anymore.”

She’d found plenty more glyph combos on her own in her time since Belos fled. A sleep spell, one that could soften landings, even one that allowed for minor levitation of smaller objects. But nothing she’d found was great for offense, nor quick and easy to draw on the fly. If Belos’ magical research hadn’t filled her with such disgust, maybe she could have stomached looking into it more, because as much as she hated to admit it, she could use the help.

Before they could brainstorm any other plans, the Abomination finally broke from its hold. It let out a groan that Amity assumed was an approximation of a roar, and the human instinctively took a step back. Her senses were frayed and focused on what was in front of her, so much so she almost missed the warm sensation that flowed past her ankle and over her toes.

The human witch froze in her tracks despite the sudden warmth, a glimmer of an idea forming in the back of her head. Craning her head, she looked behind her, at the crashing waves and jutting rocks that covered this portion of the beach, and she allowed herself a small grin. Nudging Luz, she found her answer, “Come on, this way!”

Luz allowed herself to be dragged, following after Amity as she pulled Luz up onto her fallen tree, which bridged up onto the rocks. They then leapt to the next stone like a pair of frogs, going down a path that led off deeper into the ocean. “Amity, this might be a bad time, but I don’t know how to swim. Also, I can’t survive being boiled alive!”

“Trust me, Batata!” Amity kept hopping from rock to rock. She winced as a powerful wave splashed against the stone beneath her feet, too low to sweep over her, but close enough for some of the scalding droplets to spray against her legs. The farther out they got, the hotter the ocean waters became.

Luz frowned, “Okay, but can you at least explain the plan to me? You have a plan, right?”

“I do! I’m weaponizing the most powerful force on the Isles, what’s it’s named after! We’re going to knock that thing into the Boiling sea and have it take care of it for us!” Amity replied back, hoping the Abomination wasn’t intelligent enough to understand what she was saying.

The Abomination itself was still at the shore, eying the rocks. With a cautious step, it placed one foot out, lifting off the sand and putting its weight onto the stone. As soon as it found solid ground, the next foot was soon to join, but still, it hesitated, not moving beyond its spot as its eyes watched over the sea.

Amity grimaced, flinching once more as the waves almost hit her. The tide was still coming in, and soon these rocks wouldn’t be safe to stand on as they were swept under the rising water. Not wanting to be burned alive, she cupped her hands across her mouth and shouted, “Hey! You terminator wannabe! Did your creator forget to install any courage into you when you were thrown together in whatever lab you crawled out of?!”

Luz snorted as Amity tried to goad the giant creature into following them. What she said seemed to work, the Abomination taking another step, pausing only to find its balance, then continuing on, following the teens out past the shoreline and out into the deeper parts of the ocean. Each of its thunderous steps made the earth shake, and Amity found herself clinging to Luz to not trip and fall over.

“Alright, it’s almost out deep enough,” Amity spoke in a low voice, lips not far from Luz’s ear. “Once it’s right on top of us, think you can use some construction magic to trip it up a bit and knock it over?”

Luz gave an assured nod. Something about having a beautiful girl holding onto her did wonders for her confidence in this situation. As the shadow of the monster fell over them, Luz waited for Amity’s command with baited breath, knowing this would work with how little balance the Abomination had on the jagged boulders.

“Now!” Amity cried out, and Luz spun the fastest circle she’d ever done, focusing her magic into the air to command the stone beneath their feet. Power soared through her, crackling in the breeze as the rocks shifted, a solitary stone pillar forming under the Abomination’s right leg, which sent it toppling over to the left. Its arms flailed, desperately attempting to regain some semblance of balance before it could fall, but it was all in vain, the behemoth falling off the rocks and into the waves just below, where the ocean swallowed it up.

That wasn’t the end of it, though, as the shifting of the stones disturbed Luz and Amity’s balance as well. Both girls were jostled around, Amity trying to hang on to Luz, but let go in surprise as the rising tides and splashing waves finally sent a bit too much scalding water over her ankles. Amity leapt into the air in shock and pain, tripping over herself. Luz turned, eyes wide and mouth falling open to scream Amity’s name as her girlfriend fell, toppling over the side to join the Abomination in its watery tomb.

Amity reached out to Luz, hoping against hope to be rescued at the last moment before her back could hit the water. It wasn’t Luz’s hand that met hers though, rather a pale hand with a strong grip grasped around her arm, keeping her suspended inches above the waves. A pair of spectacles peered down at her, and Amity could have shed tears of joy to see her rescuer.

“I told you two not to wander so far away!” Willow berated the two of them as she, on her staff, lifted a bit higher into the air to put more distance between Amity and the waves. Vee, wearing her more humanoid form, floated beside Willow on top of Ghost, beckoning the sports captain to guide Amity down to rest on the seat beside her.

Hunter and Gus joined them, Gus reaching out to Luz to pull her onto his staff as well, before the rising tides could swallow the rock she stood upon. The witch grasped her friend in a tight hug, thanking them all for coming to the rescue.

“How did you guys know to find us?” Amity panted, wrapping her arms around Vee’s waist and resting her tired body against the basilisk as they flew back towards the shore.

“We didn’t know you guys were in trouble for a while, but we noticed a lot of light and decided to investigate,” Willow answered, landing softly in the dirt on the shoreline, and leaning against Clover’s staff as she dug the pole into the dirt.

Amity practically threw herself down into the sand, breathing heavily after such a close call. Vee disembarked Ghost and passed her off to her rightful owner, the cat spinning in a circle and laying on top of Amity’s back as she lay where she’d landed. The basilisk couldn’t help but jab, “We weren’t too surprised to see the light was fire, and you were fighting something awful. That kind of stuff just follows you wherever you two go.”

Luz groaned as she joined Amity, “I know! Every date night almost ends with us dying!”

“Every trip to the market almost ends with one of us dying,” Hunter rolled his eyes.

“Things have been quiet lately, we just got sloppy,” Gus assured them, patting Luz’s back.

Amity huffed from her spot on the ground, “Well, I just hope that was the last we’ll see of that thing.”

“Same!” Everyone else spoke at once, in full agreement with their human friend.


Eda slashed fruitlessly with her claws, raking them across the strange Abominations’s purple, viscous flesh. Any damage she did was immediately undone as it recovered, a fact that didn’t stop her from repeating the action, as she had for the past five minutes.

The thing was strong. Ever since attaining her new form, Eda rarely came across anyone or anything with enough physical strength to match her own. Tarak had been the only one to make her struggle, but at least he had been a lifelong warrior. Eberwolf was a close second, able to tap into an animalistic strength Eda had never seen in someone so small before, but that had only been relegated to friendly spares back when they’d been preparing for the Day of Unity, not life or death struggles.

This thing however, hit plenty harder than Eda could on her best days. Still, if there was anything she knew from years of working with human electronics, it was that somewhere on this mechanical behemoth, there would be wires, and messing with those would, knowing Eda’s experiences, make it catch fire and stop working. Either that, or hotwire it like a few cars she’d taken for joyrides.

Eda gave the Titan thanks she wasn’t alone in this fight. Camila was backing her up, taking some of the heat off of her with spells. Not only that, a few of the restaurant’s patrons and workers were lobbing what they could at the giant goo monster, further distracting it from whatever goal it wanted to accomplish.

Though it did make her nervous that despite all the firepower being thrown at it, it didn’t seem to care all that much.

The abomination seemed intent on destroying anything around it. Buildings, chairs, tables, people. It didn’t discriminate in its rampage, and anything that got in front of it was quickly reduced to rubble. Eda ducked as a swing came her way, smashing instead into a support beam for the patio’s awning, making the wood above her head creak under the strain of holding itself together.

Some of the fairy lights that had been strung up came down, dangling in front of Eda’s face. The cord had been torn, the frayed wires sparking with magical electricity, making Eda grimace as she avoided the live wire. Before the Abomination could throw another punch, a chair flew at its head from behind, and it turned to face whoever had distracted it. Camila stood her ground, glaring up at the monster, all 5’6 of her, rolling back her sleeves to put her fists up.

Eda would have felt a little hot under the collar if she was wearing one, but rolled her eyes anyway at Cam’s bravado in the face of an opponent that could squish Eda at her full strength, much less a tiny witch like Camila. She slashed her claws at the Abomination’s exposed back, frowning as her nails were covered in gunk, and had to back away again as it turned to strike her once more.

Eda kept backing up, the Abomination paying its surroundings no mind as it chased after her, brushing past the fairy lights it had downed. The damaged, dangling wires touched its metal torso, passing a brief shock through its system and making the entire machine shudder, giving Eda an idea. “Cam! The lights!”

Camila’s brow scrunched in confusion, but she put together Eda’s plans well enough. Eda pounced upwards, spreading her wings and landing on top of the Abomination. The goo golem didn’t so much as stagger under her weight, instead grasping it’s hands tightly around her ankles and tried to pull her off, but she latched her talons as tightly as she could to the machine’s shoulders to keep herself in place.

Behind the Abomination, Camila gingerly grabbed the damaged fairy lights, careful not to touch the exposed, sparking wires with her skin. The monster was too distracted to see her coming, and too focused on Eda, who had begun to dig her claws into the Abomination’s head, slashing and peeling back as much goop as she could.

Camila frowned, seeing an immediate problem. The Abomination was far too tall for her to reach the inner bits Eda was exposing with her slashes, and the live wire was too dangerous for Cam to chuck it upward for Eda to grab. Thinking quickly, Camila grabbed a nearby chair, one that thankfully hadn’t been broken yet in the struggle, and climbed on top of it. Eda looked like she’d chortle if she wasn’t so busy with their opponent, giving out a pained cry instead as the Abomination tugged forcefully at her ankles in a bid to detach her from itself, “Do it now!”

Camila didn’t hesitate any longer, reeling back and plunging the exposed wires directly into the Abomination’s innards. Both women leapt away as quickly as quickly as possible, watching as the Abomination was overloaded by the flow of energy. Above them, the lights of the restaurant flickered. Its body shook, the goo bubbled and boiled, and smoke began to leak out of its eyes and mouth, which was open in something approximating a scream. Eda stared with wide eyes, then grabbed Camila, forcing the both of them under a nearby table, “It’s gonna blow!”

And blow it did, the goo exploding off its form. The leftover metal skeleton crumpled to its knees, then fell over, lifeless. Around them, the surrounding buildings power turned off, each building going dark from the surge.

Camila panted, wiping the sweat from her brow, then turned to Eda. “Next time, I’m picking the restaurant.”

Eda, disgruntled, picked up their now empty bottle of wine, having hardly got to drink any of its contents before it had been knocked aside, “Fine, but you’re paying for the wine, too.”

It was only when their enemy was downed that noise from the surrounding area met their ears. The sounds of buildings being torn down, witches and demons screaming and fleeing, and the unmistakable groans of abominations filled the streets. Whatever that thing was, whoever commanded it, hadn’t come alone.

Grunting as she picked her worn body off the floor, wishing she was at least a decade younger if she was going to get physical, Camila reached for her callbird, dialing Raine. The bard picked up by the end of the first ring, and Camila wasted no time, “Raine, we have a situation-“

“Giant abominations attacking near the pier?” Raine cut her off. “We already know. Darius is handling some, I’m on my way. Take care of any you can, I’ll be there soon and we’ll get this under control.”

Camila agreed, silencing the crow and putting it away. She turned to Eda, who was hunched over, looking worse for wear. “I’m sorry, Eda, but we’ll have to cut this short.”

Eda shook her head, understanding. “I know, duty calls. I understa-“ She froze up, pupils shrinking, “The kids!”

Camila stopped breathing for a moment, remembering the children had gone down to the beach, not far from where they were. Eda was the one to snap her out of it, getting down on her knees in front of Camila, wings spread, “Get on my back. We need to get to them before we do your charity cases.”

Camila climbed on, careful not to do anything to hinder Eda’s wings, and together the witch and harpy took to the air, heading off to where they’d last known the teenagers would be.


Amity sat beside the bonfire they’d made on the beach, this time fully dressed instead of in her swimwear. It had been over an hour since the attack had ended. Eda and Camila had arrived not long after the Abomination had been disposed of, putting up a fuss over them, though Amity would be the last to admit she really enjoyed that they cared enough to do so.

Camila had gone off to take care of some CAT business regarding the rest of the attacks. There had been at least two other Abominations attacking in tandem with the others, and that needed to be taken care of. Eda had stayed behind, guarding the teens on the beach when it became clear they weren’t going to leave until they knew Camila would be okay, and hoping the isolation from the rest of town would mean they’d be ignored by any more of the giant goo golems in the meantime.

Luz slumped up against Amity, both of them feeling incredibly drained from the events of the night. King had fallen asleep, curled up on Eda’s lap, while everyone else, no matter how tired they were, fought to stay awake until they could get an update back from Camila. Across from Amity, Hunter sat with Gus and Willow, both younger teens slumped up against the older, much like Luz had with Amity. Eda sent the boy a smile. Of course he’d become attached since he’d joined the Flyer Derby team full time.

On Luz’s other side, Vee was staring into the fire, nervously twiddling her thumbs. The basilisk wore her worry for Camila bare on her face, and Amity couldn’t blame her for it. Camila was a great mother figure, especially for someone who had had no one to fill that role before like it had been for Vee. As adamant as the demon had been to destroy the portal key when she’d first arrived, Amity was sure that, if given the same opportunity now, Vee would be one of the ones fighting to keep it safe, if just to keep Camila in her life.

Finally, there was Eda, who seemed the least worried, though Amity wasn’t sure how much of that was a facade. Even after all this time, Eda was difficult to read if she didn’t absolutely want you to know what she was feeling. Still, Amity had faith that if Eda was confident that everything would be alright, then it would be.

They all sat, nothing but the crackling of the fire to entertain them. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the silence was broken by the sound of footsteps in the sand. Everyone turned to look back towards the pier, where Camila, Darius, and a handful of other CAT members Amity didn’t know were coming their way. Each looked worn out, several walked with a limp, but they kept the same stride in their steps until they had reached Eda’s group.

“We’ve taken care of them. The town is safe… for now,” Camila assured them as best she could, gingerly cradling one of her arms, which appeared to be wounded. The sigil on her arm was flickering, a clear sign she couldn’t heal herself at this time as her magic was acting up. Hunter’s lips formed a grim line as he mentally made a note to himself to continue to study how to get rid of the brand when he returned to Darius’ villa.

Before any of them could celebrate, Darius stepped forward. He seemed disgruntled to be on the beach in the shoes he was wearing, but tried not to let that bother him as he spoke, “You say you all took down one of those freakish things earlier?”

The group of teens nodded. “It was mostly just Luz and Amity, really,” Willow supplied, not wanting to take credit for something she didn’t do.

“Yeah, we just saved their necks at the last second is all,” Gus chuckled, trying to lighten the mood.

Darius nodded, but otherwise ignored the others, craning his gaze down to the two teenagers in question. “Where is it? I need to make sure it’s… for the lack of a better term, dead.”

Amity nodded, getting up out of the sand and brushing herself off, then offered Luz a hand up. Too tired to walk the whole way again, Amity summoned Ghost to her side, sitting sideways on the staff with Luz beside her, the palisman flying low enough to the ground for their feet to drag and slow enough for the posse of CATs to follow after on foot, leaving the other teens behind to sit by the bonfire.

Amity led them to the water, gesturing over to the rocks just off the shore, most of which were now under the surf and tide. Darius gestured with his head to a few of the CATS, who must have been part of the construction coven, as they brought out more buried stones and formed a makeshift bridge across the waters, to where they could see what remained of the Abomination.

The metal skeleton was salvaged, pulled from the water by the same CATs who made the bridge. Darius eyed it distastefully, as if he had never seen something so disturbing in his life. Amity too stared down at the copper frame. The boiling ocean had melted and dissolved the goo off its body, but what was left still frightened her, looking very much like a robot straight out of a sci-fi film about the android apocalypse.

“This is a disgrace to abomination magic,” Darius snarled, lips upturned. He gave the prone frame a solid kick with his boot, making it rattle. “It may be powerful, but everything else about it is just plain wrong. Whoever did this must have had a deep understanding of abomination anatomy, and yet simply disregarded it without a care.”

The man began to rant under his breath. Luz looked a mixture of uncomfortable and amused as Darius cursed the creator to every last hell he could think of, each swear word punctuated with another kick. Eventually the poor machine couldn’t take it anymore, and the ring that kept the glowing gem fixed to the chest fell off, rolling across the sand and falling at Amity’s feet.

“So,” Eda began, crossing her arms as she addressed the Abomination Expert, “Do you have any clue as to who would do this? Any nut jobs in your coven that would want revenge for something, or experimented in this way?”

“It has to be Belos, right?” Luz interrupted, getting glances from the adults. “I mean, who else could it be?”

“Abominations were never his speciality,” Darius disagreed, not looking too impressed with Luz’s jump in logic.

Camila sighed, “But you aren’t exactly suggesting anyone else, either. So we have no leads?”

“It’s Belos.” Amity spoke up, cutting the conversation short. The others looked to her, the human girl speaking with absolute certainty in her voice. In her hands was the ring that had fallen off the chassis, which she was too busy snarling at to notice the looks she was receiving. “It’s Belos, and the bastard did bring forth the absolutely worst evil he could think of with him.”

She held out the ring for the others to see. Etched into the factory machined metal, stamped into its very being, were the words “Blight Industries™.”

Notes:

Woo! I must admit, this was a pretty hard chapter for me to write! Once again, it’s hard to come back to writing after taking a break. I find myself mentally moving on to other projects, or working on my backlog of things I wanted to do, and finding time to focus on writing becomes a challenge. This took far too long to write, easily one of the longest time frames for a chapter so far.

Lets see… what did I do while I was away? I learned to bake scones, I made some felt Luz and Amity dolls, I’m trying to learn how to draw better so I can put more junk into this fic. I got back into the Ducktales fandom, and have several WebLena fics planned out for the future, though with how dead that fandom is in comparison to this one, I’m not sure how many of those projects will be written. Feedback and comments are pretty important to me, not because I’m vain(I am), but because it helps keep me inspired. Hearing back from someone means I’m not just screaming into the void, so I’m not sure if writing for a fandom where I’ll get only one or two comments on a piece I spent a week on is worth it.

Darius as a wine maker is literally only because he’s purple, and I associate that heavily with grapes. I live in an area of California where we grow lots of the stuff, and am a stone's throw from a lot of wineries. I imagine he also deals in raisins, and Hunter will branch out into cheeses to pair with the wine if he takes over the place as an adult. Because why the hell not? It’s my AU, let me give the characters happy, rustic lives!

The Raine and Eda section was because I felt I should address the issue of Raeda not happening in this fic. I want to make sure that Raine, as a character, is treated respectfully, and their connection with Eda, while platonic, is still a very strong bond that neither wishes to break, even if there were feelings between them in the past. I hope I succeeded in presenting it respectfully, because I do like the ship, and Raine as a character, it just made more sense for the story I wanted to tell for Eda to end up with Camila.

Having a Beach chapter to make up for the lack of a beach episode is kind of hilarious, seeing as I sorta had the plan before the show made the joke. After it made the joke, I absolutely knew I needed to do it. Also, I went to the beach myself halfway through this chapter. Got incredibly sunburnt. Still recovering from that, actually. I spared Amity, Willow and Hunter’s pale skins from that same fate.

Amity starting to forget the dates may seem like a nod to Philip also forgetting, but it’s more an in-joke to how much time has passed in this fic, and how I haven’t kept track of it at all. I’m fairly certain that if you added up all the references of time passing, you’d be farther along than this fic says, probably closer to March. In my last Owl House fic, I planned out everything exactly, right down to the days that passed, so it’s kind of funny that I completely threw caution to the wind about it in this fic.

Chapter 39: Just A Normal School Day

Notes:

It was so nice to hear from you all. Once more, I want to mention that I upload the occasional piece of art to old chapters, and I did so again, this time to chapter 4, with a picture of Luz in her human approved demon shirt(AKA, a Pokémon Hawaiian shirt). It’s right at the start of the chapter, for anyone who wants to check it out!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Amity leaned over the counter of the always messy bathroom of the Owl House, applying just a touch of makeup to end her morning routine. Despite Luz having quit dyeing her hair months ago, old empty bottles of brown dye still littered the counters, Amity’s elbow bumping into one and knocking it to the floor, where it joined the rest of the trash that had spilled from an overflowing bin beside the toilet. They really needed to let Hooty in to… clean the place, seeing as it was unlikely anyone else was going to get rid of the garbage anytime soon.

The human girl finished with the eyeliner just how she liked, inspecting her reflection and making sure both sides of her face were even, then leaned back, adjusting her uniform and getting rid of any wrinkles. Finished, she turned and headed out into the hallways and down the stairs, joining her family in the living room.

Luz sat on the couch, drumming her fingers against the arm of the chair and bobbing her head side to side to the beat. Her own morning routine was a bit less intensive than Amity’s own, her hair likely hadn’t seen a brush by how messy and tousled it was, and she’d clearly been waiting for her girlfriend to join them so they could leave for school.

Them including King, who’s own preparations consisted of waking up, groggily shoving breakfast into his mouth, slipping on his school uniform, then falling back asleep on the couch until it was time to go.

Them also surprisingly included Vee, who was inspecting her blank uniform with an obvious air of anxiousness and distrust. Her fingers tugged nervously at the cowl settled around her shoulders, and her toes tapped against the ground without any rhythm, letting anyone with ears hear her morning jitters.

The basilisk had come forth about the plan of joining Hexside, something that she made clear wasn’t her idea, and that it wasn’t one she was happy about. She’d only accepted on the condition that she was allowed to change her mind if it was too much for her, something Camila had been willing to accept with no lack of pride in her voice as she did so. With Camila’s nose back to the grindstone with the CATs, Vee had stayed over at the Owl House the previous night, ensuring someone was there for her on her first day of entering the world of public education.

And last, but not least, was Eda, who was leaning in the entryway between the living room and the kitchen, arms crossed. Her sharp eyes glanced at Amity from the corners, and she huffed a little before standing up properly. “You sure you’re good today, Boots? If you need a few days-“

“I’m perfectly capable of studying in class like everyone else,” Amity cut off quickly, not looking her mentor in the eyes as she dismissed her worry, and sliding into her varsity jacket. “I just want a normal, boring day at school after everything that happened over the weekend, okay?”

Eda’s downturned expression said she wanted to argue, but she accepted this was a losing battle. Instead, she clapped her hands together, startling King awake, “Alright, then. Let’s get going. We don’t want the new girl to be late on her first day!”

It was a short palisman ride over to Hexside as always, something they were thankful for since King still got air sick quickly and Vee wasn’t comfortable with heights, not used to riding on the backs of staves. Amity was the first to disembark, stalking up the steps and into the school before anyone could object. Luz bit her lip, then followed after, leaving Eda with King and Vee.

The basilisk went to make her own move, but was jerked back by Eda, who was taking out her scroll, “Hold on, Slithers. It’s your first day, and that’s big news, Camila wanted me to take a picture.”

Vee tried not to feel too embarrassed as Eda had her pose in front of the steps and snapped her photo with her scroll. Vee’s posture was stiff, as was the forced smile on her face, with King bounding up the stairs behind her so he was tall enough to put bunny ears up with his claws. As soon as the flash went off, Eda ruffled the hair on Vee’s head, turning her around and giving her a shove towards the door. “I’ll see you kiddos later. Don’t cause any trouble that can be linked back to you!”

The Harpy woman flew off with Owlbert in hand, leaving the two kids behind. Vee and King exchanged glances, then walked through the door, only to collide with the form of Principal Bump. The tall elder glanced down at them with a raised brow, “Ah, there you are.”

“You were looking for us?” King asked, squinting at the man suspiciously. “We didn’t do anything! … yet!”

“I’m not sure I believe you, Mister Clawthorne, but allow me to correct myself. I was looking for Miss Noceda.” Bump specified, interlacing his fingers together as he gazed down on the young demon.

Vee scratched at her cheek, fighting off the bashful flush that tinted her face at hearing Camila’s family name being associated with herself, “Just Vee is fine.”

Bump nodded, and gestured for them to follow him, “Very well. If you’ll come with me, I’ll show you to your classroom. There are some things I’d like to discuss with you along the way.”

Together the three moved down the hallways. As they went along, Vee inquired, “So, which class am I being put in? Don’t I get to choose a track, or have you stopped doing that since the Coven system was revealed to be a fast track to extinction?”

“The track system is still in place, though we’ve expanded the classes to include more multi-track options. It’s a work in progress, but I’m sure we’ll figure it out and work out the kinks as we go along,” Bump assured. “However, we still have a two spell policy in place for our standard classes, and due to your… unique biology, you will be properly accommodated and placed in a track that will suit you best until we find a work around.”

“And that track would be…?” Vee fished.

“Oh, our beginner track, of course.” Bump said simply.

“Ha! You get the baby classes!” King chortled, poking Vee with a claw.

Bump raised an eyebrow, “I’m not sure why you’re taunting the girl. Not only is there no shame in starting from the bottom, but last I checked, you are also in the, er, baby classes, as you put it.”

“Oh, yeah,” King remembered with a pout, “Some people just can’t see greatness when it’s right in front of them.”

“And if I ever see it, I assure you that you’ll be the first to know.,” Bump replied dryly.

Despite Bump’s claims of there being no shame in being in the starter classes, Vee still felt a flush of embarrassment on her cheeks. “I’m sure King could have shown me the way, if we’re going to the same class,” She mumbled.

“Yes, but I do have something else to discuss with you.” Bump cleared his throat, “I’ve been made aware that, as a basilisk, you can change your form, and I’d like to lay down a few ground rules. Of course, no transforming into any of the teachers, that should be obvious, but I also ask that you refrain from assuming the form of any of your classmates.”

Vee felt uncomfortable with the conversation topic, but didn’t voice her feelings. Bump continued, “I won’t stop you from assuming forms you’re more comfortable with, but to keep anyone from becoming confused, I have brought you this.” The older witch held out a pin for Vee to take. No, a name tag, emblazoned with “Vee Noceda” on the face.

Vee pinned it to the front of her uniform, breathing out a despondent sigh, “Well, at least I won’t have to go through the trouble of introducing myself to anyone…”

“That’s the spirit,” Bump encouraged, stopping in front of a classroom door. “Here we are. I hope you have a pleasant first day of school. I’m sure you’ll get along just fine with your peers.”

The door was opened, and Vee stepped into her new classroom. King barreled past her, almost knocking her over as he bumped into her leg as the basilisk took in her classmates with a grimace. They were all younger than her, ranging from just older than preschoolers, to maybe eight years old at most. None of them so much as reached her shoulder in height.

While she lingered in the doorway, King busied himself with putting his bag into a colorful cubbyhole before joining the rest of his miniature classmates. Some built block towers, others put together simple puzzles, and a few flipped through picture books. It was a far cry from the desks and structure Vee had imagined she’d partake in like Luz and Amity were, or anyone else her age for that matter.

For all of Bump’s assurances that this was a beginner class, the demon girl realized King’s assessment was more accurate. She was stuck in the baby class.


Luz usually spent a lot of time skipping her potions classes. It wasn’t that they weren’t interesting, but she was good enough that any simple illusion she could conjure could do the task well enough for her to not fail, and her Mom was an excellent tutor on the subject when she wanted to be. You know, on the occasions the fickle Owl Lady could be bothered to actually teach. When you lived with a potion maker, even one as wild as Eda, it was hard to find enjoyment in learning about it. Luz much preferred studying in her secret room, getting a glance at everything that went on in the classrooms, even at the cost of her grades.

Lately though, she’d been actually attending her chosen track. It had done wonders for her grades, something she actually wasn’t too keen on. It’d bring more attention to her absence when she eventually went back to studying all the tracks, so she’d have to be careful and aim for more C’s than A’s.

The reason for sticking to her own track was because Hunter had been properly put into the school system by Darius a few weeks ago, and she felt he would need a friend in the same classroom as he was. He had adjusted fine, apparently liking the order and conformity that school provided, but Luz had ended up sticking by his side anyway.

“Hey, do you think you can tell the backstabber he’s cutting those roots wrong. He’s supposed to dice them, not mince them, and I’d prefer if he didn’t kill us all with the mixture of stupidity and toxic fumes that’ll unleash if he puts it in his cauldron.”

Luz had stuck by his side because, as it was, she was the only thing keeping Boscha, armed with a knife, from stabbing her newest friend. While the others in Luz’s group had been forgiving after seeing just what Hunter had gone through in the Emperor’s mind, and believed he was on their side, the three-eyed Potioneer wasn’t as quick to forgive his time infiltrating her little club and plotting to force them to join a coven, an adventure Luz was still a little sore on missing out on.

Luz opened her mouth to relay the message, but closed it when Hunter replied, “Luz, can you tell the triclops to stop being an overly critical drama queen, and focus on her own potion ingredients, please?”

Luz was literally in the middle of the two, an uncomfortable spot to be in with their constant bickering, but something she felt she had to do to ensure Hunter made it to the next period alive. Instead of passing on either of their messages, a fruitless effort since they were standing right there next to each other, she instead put an arm around either of their shoulders, and brought them in close, “Come on, you two, can’t we get along here? Let bygones be bygones?”

Hunter glanced at Boscha, waiting for her answer. Likewise, Boscha looked back with all three eyes, and simply stated, “No,” before pushing Luz away, focusing on her own project, her potion sizzling noisily as she added her own diced roots to the bubbly mixture.

Hunter shrugged Luz’s arm off himself, dumping his own pile of ingredients into his pot, which thankfully didn’t fume like Boscha had said it would. It did turn the wrong color though, which had the boy frowning, looking into his textbook to try and figure out what he needed to adjust. Grumbling under his breath, he got up out of his seat and went over to the ingredient shelf at the back of the class, looking through the various bottles for something to help stabilize his potion.

Luz took the chance to get up and check on him, sliding beside him and bouncing on her heels, “You doing okay?” She asked, sending a smile his way.

Hunter opened his mouth for a retort, but snapped it closed. Taking a moment to breathe, he tried again, “I’m… fine, I guess.”

“You guess?”

Hunter’s eyes glanced back at Boscha, who was making a show of not looking at him to the point it was kind of obvious that’s what she was doing. “Yeah. You weren't here last time, and… we weren’t exactly close or anything, but I had her respect at least. And I lost that.”

He inhaled, “Like, I get it, I messed up big time, and I have to earn her trust back, but… I feel like that isn’t ever going to happen if she doesn’t let me try? And I am trying.”

Luz nodded, not sure what to say, but glad that Hunter trusted her enough to open up. The young man ran a hand through his hair, frustration in his voice, “I think it’d be best to give her space, but I can’t really do that when we share all the same classes. And I’m already frustrated that I’m stuck with potions anyway. I’m not bad at them, but I just wish I could pick a different track, but without any magic…”

Luz gave him a nudge with her elbow, “Hey, that’s totally an option! You think a lack of magic has limited Amity? She’s in basically every class, and does pretty well for herself! Sure, a lot of it’s just theory until she can figure out more glyphs, but there are plenty of tracks that use tools over spell circles you can join. Like the Bard, or Oracle tracks.”

Hunter scratched at his cheek, taking in what Luz had to say. He gave a firm nod, “Yeah, you’re right! I shouldn’t let something like not having magic hold me back. I didn’t when I was the Golden Guard, I shouldn’t as a student, either!”

Luz grinned, happy to have helped, “If you ask me, I think Beast Keeping might be a good fit. You get along pretty well with Flapjack, and the rest of the palisman. Animals just might be your strong suit.”

Hunter gave a short nod, “You might have a point. I’ll bring it up with Principal Bump at lunch. Thanks, Luz. Now if only I could find that bottle of beetle wings as easy as that…”

Luz smirked, reaching out and snagging the correct bottle and tossing it up in the air for Hunter to catch, the boy stumbling to grab it before it could crash to the floor and get them both in trouble. “Ask and you shall receive. Now let's get back to work!”


Amity started her day out in the greenhouse, working alongside Willow. Amity preferred days like this, something about the other quiet girl made lessons peaceful, and Willow always had a few fun facts to bring up to get Amity acquainted with whatever new terror of a plant the Boiling Isles was springing on them that day. Though, as Amity grabbed her trowel and made sure she had plenty of plant glyphs on her person, she couldn’t shake the feeling that Willow was even more quiet than she normally was, leaving most of the one sided conversation to Amity.

When the lesson ended, Amity brushed her clothes clean, put away the gardening tools, like her trowel, gloves, and defense chainsaw, and walked with Willow to her next class, which was Illusions.

Gus met the two of them in the hallways between classes, which wasn’t unusual, and together the three of them walked to Amity’s next class, which was unusual, seeing as Willow’s next plant track class was on the other side of the school.

It didn’t help that the two witches kept exchanging glances, speaking in a silent language only best friends who’d been together for a few years could understand, though Amity knew exactly what they were mentally discussing. “It’s rude to talk about someone who’s standing right here.”

Willow and Gus jumped, exchanging sleeping glances. Willow, the one with the most tact, decided to speak first, “Sorry, Amity. We were just worried after what happened-“

“You know, with your parents teaming up with Belos and unleashing an unholy abomination onto witchkind to destroy us all?” Gus finished, earning a glare from his bespeckled friend for his insensitivity.

Amity narrowed her eyes at the two of them, then upturned her nose, “I don’t want to linger on them, thank you very much.”

The two witches exchanged glances, and wisely chose to drop the subject. Willow jerked her thumb in the opposite direction, “I’m going to head to my next class. I’ll see you two at lunch?”

Gus nodded, and Amity, happy to move on from the previous subject, gave a small smile, “Of course. We’ll see you then.”

Amity and Gus continued without the plant witch, though the walk remained bereft of conversation, the illusionist not sure what else to say with his human friend ignoring the issue. Humans had such strange coping mechanisms.


Vee tried her best to enjoy the beginner course, she really did, but everything here was so simple that it became tedious just managing her boredom. Since most of the class was young enough to have little to no reading comprehension, something they actually had in common with Vee when she thought about it, they focused on learning the alphabet, in common and demonic, which was something Vee mastered months ago.

Outside of that, there wasn’t much learning involved. The teacher seemed more content to teach them about creativity and the like. Vee wasn’t sure how much arts and crafts she could handle, but she was at her limit. She wasn’t Luz, who had a variety of artsy hobbies she indulged in, nor was she Amity, who had decent artistic skills when it came to a pen and paper.

So here she was, inserting colorful shapes into their properly shaped holes, a frown solidly etched on her lips. This wasn’t what she had in mind when she had accepted going to school. She had expected… something. At least spending time with peers her own age, but not this!

Attempting to bury her frustration, Vee shoved the childrens toy away and folded her arms in a pout, looking very much like the same kind of children she’d just thought herself too old to hang out with. She watched as a kid with a large snot bubble chased after another child, a red skinned, eyeless demon named Braxus, and wished on some level she could enjoy her time here as much as they could.

A familiar fur ball sat next to her on the floor, and offered her a juice box, which she moodily snatched, stabbing the straw through the top and sipped at loudly. King kicked his feet as he waited for her to finish, waiting for the loud slurping to end as the box collapsed on itself as its contents were drained. “I guess this isn’t exactly what you expected when you signed up for all of this, huh?”

“That’s one of putting it,” Vee answered bitterly, tail switching irritably. “I haven’t learned a single thing since I got here. Not to mention, everyone is too young for me to really relate to, so a meaningful friendship isn’t happening.”

“And the worst part is this-“ She tugged on the name tag pinned to her chest,” thing! I know they said it was so I could change and feel comfortable, but I just feel like it's there because they don’t trust me.”

“I mean, you are connected to Eda, so that kinda makes sense,” King conceded, “It’s probably not related to you being a basilisk. Well, mostly not related.”

That didn’t exactly make Vee feel any better. King shrugged, “I get where you’re coming from. I mean, look at me! I’m a-“

He quickly looked around, making sure no one else was listening in. Leaning in, he whispered under his breath, “I’m a T-I-T-A-N, and I can’t even do any magic outside of my yell. I’m supposed to be this super powerful, godlike creature, and I’m stuck in the baby classes, with, ugh, him of all people.”

King glared at the little boy with the snot bubble, his eternal rival. Vee raised a brow in confusion, not quite getting what was going on between the two.

King began to gesture wildly with his paws as he spoke, “it is frustrating! It is unfair! We’re smarter than toddlers, and we shouldn’t be stuck here with the babies just because we can’t do magic the same as everyone else. We have our own unique skills that we could be learning how to use, but instead we’re here. It’s wrong, and gross, and demeaning!”

“Alright kids,” The teacher spoke over King’s outburst, gathering everyone’s attention. “It’s nap time. We have plenty of stuffed animals for anyone who wants one to lay down with.”

King bounded up, “Oh boy! Nap time! Dibs on Monsieur Pierre!”

Vee shook her head, bemused as King joined the rest of the young children on the floor, curled up under a small blanket in a patch of warm sunlight by the window, and immediately started to snooze. Vee laid down beside him, not sleepy, but figuring this would give her some time alone with her thoughts enough to sort out if she was still willing to attend Hexside in the future, or if maybe schooling just wasn’t in the cards for her at the moment. She was sure Dos and Camila would understand if she decided to pull out.


After Illusions, Amity had Healing. Gus thankfully didn’t feel like he had to tag along like Willow had, opting to instead walk with Mattholomule to their next class together. While still lagging behind his peers, Amity did have to admit that Matt’s grades, as well as his behavior, had improved since he’d started dual tracking. Illusions helped him visualize what he wanted to make in his construction classes, and illusions weren’t so dangerous that he didn’t feel he couldn’t experiment with them like he had with his constructs. The experience had been good for him.

Instead, Amity walked alone, taking the time to clear her head and organize her thoughts. When she made it to the Healing Homeroom, she found Viney and a few other students meandering out in the hallway, the classroom door closed. Amity gave the handle a tug, and found it wouldn’t open, leaving her to wait beside her classmates.

“Where’s the teacher?” Amity asked, leaning against the wall beside her fellow multi-tracker, resisting the urge to take out her scroll and browse penstagram while she waited. She’d just see reminders about the attack at the beach and pier, anyway, and she didn’t want to think about it.

Viney shrugged in response, “Who knows? But if they don’t show up in fifteen minutes, we’re legally allowed to leave.”

“Like it being illegal would ever stop you. Honestly, I think it’d just encourage you.” Boscha’s bossy tone interrupted the two, the Grudgby captain strolling through the hallway. Instead of passing them up, she stopped in her tracks, stuffing her hands into the pockets of her sports jacket.

Viney gave a friendly, if mocking, two finger salute, while Amity simply greeted her captain with a nod of her head. Grudgby season may be over, but that didn’t mean Amity couldn’t show her leader a bit of respect, nor did it get her out of practice for the next season. For all of Boscha’s faults, she was at least dedicated to her craft. “Something up?”

“Nothing much,” Boscha shrugged, “Just wanted to check in on you. I heard you were in the part of town that got attacked the other night, figured I should make sure you’re okay.”

Amity tensed at the mention of it, irritation eclipsing any pride in Boscha for checking a friend’s well being. “I’m fine,” she insisted icily, making the triclops raise a brow.

Taking in a deep breath, Amity tried again. It wasn’t like Boscha knew anything other than that she was in the area. “I’m sorry, I’m just tired of people asking that lately.”

“Yeah, you probably get asked that a couple dozen times a day,” Viney smirked good naturedly, nudging Amity with her elbow. “Your weirdo family has no chill, it’s always something dangerous and life threatening happening.”

Now that did cause Amity to smile, a small chuckle escaping her lips, “You’re right. It really does happen too often, but I wouldn’t change it for the world.”

“That’s good. Because speaking of putting yourself in danger, since you’re physically and mentally unscarred by the other night, I expect you to show up to our next practice session,” Boscha smiled sadistically, “I’m going to test all of your reflexes by chucking flaming Grugby balls at you guys as hard as I can.”

“And I thought Willow as Flyer Derby captain was evil,” Viney shivered.

“I’ll be there,” Amity promised.

“While we’re on the topic of after school activities,” Boscha turned her attention to be equally on Viney, “I expect you both at the WAMC meetings as well.”

The dual tracker rolled her eyes, “What is even the point anymore? Belos is gone, and joining a coven isn’t mandatory anymore. We achieved what we set out to do, didn’t we?”

“Viney has a point,” Amity agreed, “Shouldn't we dissolve the club now?”

“No!” Boscha protested with a sneer. “It might not be mandatory now, but what about later? The Coven system still exists, as in shambles as it is. Even the school is still segregated by tracks. Some people are so utterly deep in denial about the truth that they’re still willingly getting coven brands to this day. And if they want to screw up their own ability to use magic over a lie like the existence of wild magic, fine, but with our government still rebuilding itself, there is always a chance they get complacent, or one of those whack jobs gets a place high enough up to make it a law again, because they still believe in Belos, or Philip, or whatever his name is, or just because the old system was ‘easy’ to work with, and boom, we’re all screwed again.”

Boscha’s outburst was drawing attention from the other students in the Healing track, something the triclops seemed perfectly fine with as long as her message was spreading.

Viney tugged on the fish hook she wore as an earring, “I guess you might have a point. I don’t think it’ll happen, though, I mean, I worked right there alongside the CATs, and I know they’ll make sure no one in support of the Coven system gets anywhere close to being in charge.”

“‘Worked alongside’ seems a bit over dramatic. Last I heard, you got kicked out after lying about your age.” Boscha crossed her arms. Amity snickered as Viney’s expression went indignant.

“I went on plenty of missions before Camila took over! And even then she still let me stick around to help heal anyone… And clean the base up and stuff…” She grumbled out the last part.

“I thought your work in the forest was pretty brave,” Amity assured the older girl, though her smirk remained. Turning back to Boscha, she answered for the two of them, “We’ll be there after school, you can count on us.”

“Good,” Boscha nodded, just as the teacher arrived, key ring in hand to unlock the classroom door. The redhead made to leave, but took a moment to address the crowd, “I expect a lot of you losers to show up as well, got it?!”

She left satisfied to a chorus of frightened agreements.


“I mean, do you think I’m doing a good job? I don’t know, I just feel like I could be learning more. Doing more!” King spoke, gesturing wildly with his arms. “I’m trying to be the best Titan I can be, but since all the rest of them are gone, I don’t exactly have any role models. No peers to measure myself against.”

“I think you’re doing fine!” His companion assured, “I think you shouldn’t compare yourself to anyone else, not even those other guys. They were lame anyway.”

“Thanks, buddy, you might be right.” King laid down against a floating cube as he spoke. “The slate is clean, in a way. No one else to compare myself to does mean I should focus on being the best me I can be. As long as I’m happy, that should be enough. I think?”

“Maybe?” Inside his prison, the Collector shrugged, “I don’t have all the answers. Wanna play twenty questions instead?”

“Maybe tomorrow,” King suggested, “Nap time is almost over, I don’t think we’ll have enough time to play a game today.”

“You know, we’d have all the time in the world to play if you’d let me out,” The Collector pressed his face against the glass-like material that separated him and King, his face becoming distorted and squashed as he made silly faces against it.

“I can’t do that,” King reminded them, for what must have been the hundredth time.

“Why noooot?!” The deity whined, slamming a fist against his container.

“One, I don’t know what happened to your mirror. It was sealed away somewhere, but no one tells me anything, so it might not even be on the Isles anymore,” King held up on claw to count down the list, adding a second as he moved to his next point, “And two, I really don’t think you can be trusted not to hurt all my other friends.”

“Uuugh, why do you even care about those other guys?” The Collector loudly complained.

King had already tried to explain his stance to the other being. Many, many times, hoping to reform them, but the message never stuck. King’s tummy always felt icky when he thought about the Collector having to spend forever locked away, even if he understood why it had to be that way. Seeing as it had been his father who’d sealed the eternal child, King saw it as his job to try and fix him, but that just didn’t seem to be working.

“Look, if someone hurt me, how would you feel?” King tried, hoping to break through to the deity.

“Well, I’d just destroy them, duh!” Was the answer, The Collector treating it like the most obvious answer in the world.

King sighed, “Well, yeah, okay. You have a point there. But how would you feel after that? I’m your best friend, right? What if we could never see each other again because someone hurt me?”

The Collector pondered this silently for a moment on the inside of his cage, cocking his head to the side, “I… guess I’d be kinda sad. For a little bit, at least. I mean, we are friends!”

“Exactly!” King exclaimed, “And so, if you hurt any of my friends, you’d imagine how much that would make me sad, right? And you wouldn’t want me to be sad, because we’re friends?”

“Yeeees?” The Collector replied slowly, though by his tone it seemed more like he was fishing to see if this was the correct answer, and less that this was a conclusion he’d worked out on his own.

King facepalmed, but kept trying. This was the closest he’d gotten so far to teaching the Collector about anything resembling empathy or morality. “Okay, and I need you to follow me on this, I don’t want my friends to be sad either. So even if you brok- hurt someone during yo- our playtime that I didn’t know, that still could make my friends sad. And their friends sad. Someone is going to be sad, and upset, and that would be a bad thing, right?

The Collector pursed his lips, scratching under his hat as he thought, trying his best to wrap his head around King’s logic. Eventually, he gave up, “I don’t really see your point. Why should I care if anyone who isn’t you is sad, as long as I’m having fun?”

King stifled a groan of frustration. He felt like he’d gotten so close to having made a breakthrough, but had lost the Collector in the end. Despite being untold eons old, the other being truly did have the attention span of a child, with no interest in entertaining anything that bored him for more than a few seconds, even when he literally had nothing else to do but listen.

“Look, I- I’m going to go. I hope you think about what I said, and we’ll talk about it later.” King could already feel himself emerging from the Realm Between as he finished his sentence.

Meanwhile, the Collector blew a raspberry, “You’re sounding like your dad again! Boring! You promised, next time we’re playing twenty questions!”

“Fine!” King responded, before waking up in his classroom, bound tightly in a small blanket and clutching a stuffed bear to his chest.

Vee hovered over him, looking concerned. “Are you alright, King? You were mumbling in your sleep a lot.”

King clammed up, not having mentioned that he still visited the Collector in his dreams to anyone since the mirror had been taken away. He didn’t want Eda to give him her disappointed parent face when she found out he was still spending time with a troublemaker above any of their weight class. “Uh, nothing. Just a funny dream I was having.”

Vee looked uncertain, but thankfully dropped it. Instead she folded her own blanket and put it away, looking like she was ready to head home despite having half a day of class left to go.


Raine stood over the remains of what they had chosen to call an Abomaton. It was the very same one that had been dropped into, and then fished out of, the ocean, sustaining the least amount of physical damage in the process. Laying on work tables beside it were the other three that had attacked the town, all in worse shape, having been pelted with magic until they’d been utterly destroyed.

Raine had missed most of the action themself, but that just made being here to study the damn things was even more important. Looking at the copper colored skeleton before them, they spoke, “What can you tell me about these things?”

Darius, on the other side of the table, stifled a grumble in his throat, “I can tell you that they’re abominations. I don’t mean just in classification of magic, I mean as a bastardization of the art.”

Gesturing down to the green dome on the frame’s center, Darius began, “all of these had a central power core. These ensured they had plenty of energy to sustain them, though it’s not magical in nature. It’s some form of battery, possibly with a way to instill remote commands into them as well. There is also a black box beside it with its own backup power source that's transmitting data, though we’re not sure what that data is or what it’s for.”

The Abomination Witch continued, “the frame is both ingenious and insulting. It gives the abomination attached more durability and enhanced strength capabilities, at the cost of the Abominations adaptability, which, in my opinion, being the only one that really matters, is the single most important aspect of abominations. Abominations should ebb and flow like the tide, not be stiff as stone.”

“The humans Belos commissioned to make these are brilliant, and did the best they could to make these as destructive as possible, I’ll give them that. The technology inside is so advanced we can hardly make heads or tails of it.” Darius finished, looking down at the metal skeleton with a mixture of respect and disgust.

Raine nodded, making sure that Steve, the CAT available to take notes of this session, had jotted Darius’ thoughts down before continuing. “Any obvious weaknesses?”

“So far, only two,” Darius moved over to one of the more damaged frames, the one Eda had taken down, “An overload of electrical power seemed enough to make this one explode. That still required some work, you can see these wires are fried from where Eda and Camila introduced a live wire to its systems.”

Leaning his head back to the first table, Darius capped it off, “The other fell into the ocean, and the mixture of extreme heat and water dissolved the abomination portions of the Abomaton, rendering the frame useless without a ‘pilot,’ so to speak.”

Raine stroked their chin, “So, with how intact this thing is, do you think you could get it working again?”

Darius’ eye twitched, “Theoretically, I could, if I could stomach the idea, which I can’t. I wouldn’t recommend it anyway, though. We don’t understand how Belos was controlling it without being there to give it direct orders. It’s possible he could hijack any we get back into working condition. He might even be counting on it.”

The Bard sighed, then moved along to the other two tables, “How about these?”

“These two were taken down through brute force.” Darius gestured to the one on the left first, “This one took over a dozen witches to bring down alone, and they were no amateurs. The other I managed to take down personally, with the help of a few of the CATs who had arrived for backup. It put up a fight, but we were eventually able to restrain it long enough to destroy its power source.”

“And that isn’t considered a weakness?” Raine raised a brow.

“Seeing as it took everything I had to hold it in place long enough for the others to blast it, no.” Darius’s lip twitched in irritation at the memory, “The average witch won’t have the strength to keep it still, and the core is heavily protected despite it being a tacky, glowing beacon.”

Raine slumped into an empty chair, rubbing at their forehead, fighting off a building headache. “We’ll move the wrecked ones to the Vault until we can figure out what to do with them, then. We’ll study the most intact for further weaknesses. What do you recommend as our course of action should more of these things show up?”

Darius closed his eyes, thinking deeply, “I’d recommend we retreat all civilians from the area before even thinking about engaging. While these things are dangerous, they mostly targeted whatever happened to be in front of them, and if left alone, kept on moving. Witches, for whatever reason, aren’t their primary target. There was more property damage than wounded.”

“Then why were they even here?” Raine questioned. “Were they incomplete? Maybe the control Belos has over them is limited by distance? He couldn’t have sent them to destroy some buildings, and meander around.”

Darius didn’t have any solid answers for his boss. The silence sank in, and when no answers came, it was Steve’s voice that broke the silence. “Maybe they were looking for something?”

“Like what?” Raine inquired, not dismissing the ex-coven scout, if anything welcoming a pair of fresh eyes and new ideas.

Steve shrugged, “I don’t know, but it kind of fits? No one was being targeted, they ignored everyone that wasn’t directly in their path, and wrecked some buildings. Maybe to get a look inside?”

That idea didn’t bring Raine any comfort. Frustrated, they pushed their glasses up and said, “We’ll need to compile a list of items or people Belos might be looking for, then.”

Darius, however, had turned to look at the most intact Abomaton, seeming to be in the middle of a revelation. “They lured it into the ocean… had it chase them out onto the rocks…”

He was sprinting out the door before anyone could question him, hollering behind to Raine and Steve, “Get a hold of the others, I think I know who those things were after!”


Amity put the last of her books into her locker, which was the easy part. No, the hard part was getting the ones she needed for her next class without getting eaten. Leaning her head inside and hoping it didn’t try to chow down on her, she fished her potions textbooks out, grimacing as she could practically feel the locker drooling over the idea of swallowing her.

As quickly as she could, Amity popped her head back out, only to give a yelp. Standing beside her was Luz, who hadn’t been there just a moment before. Her girlfriend had her own books clutched in her arms, giving Amity a hopeful smile, “Heya, Sweet Potato. I know your schedule put us in the same class today, I was wondering if you’d like to walk with me?”

Amity blinked, her heart settling down from pounding in her chest over the sudden fright, to settling on the usual increase of speed that Luz’s presence brought. “Uh, sure, Luz. You don’t even need to ask.”

Amity shifted her books under one arm, and offered a free hand to Luz, who did the same, and the two walked together. “Thanks, Amity. Today’s been pretty tense, I could use the help keeping Hunter and Boscha apart.”

“It’s got that bad?” Amity winced, knowing how the two usually were when they were stuck in the same classroom.

Luz solemnly nodded her head, “Even worse. Hunter is thinking about switching tracks. On a good note, he might go into Beast Keeping, which could be super adorable. He can’t be grumpy surrounded by animals, no one can!”

Amity didn’t smile at that, her lips remaining downturned. “I see. I guess I can see where Boscha is coming from…”

“Really?” Luz asked, cocking a brow, “I think she’s taking things a bit too far, if you’d ask me.”

“That’s because you weren’t here, Luz.” Amity countered gently. “You didn’t get to see Hunter when he masqueraded as Caleb for a week. I think that Boscha felt really betrayed, because she actually really liked ‘Caleb,’ as much as she’d never admit it.”

Luz bit her lip, “Wait, do you mean Boscha liked Hunter?”

Before Luz could have a small shipping crisis, Amity quickly corrected her girlfriend’s assumptions, “No, no, not like that. It’s just… back when Hunter was Caleb, he got really into the club. You know how Boscha is, she throws herself into things one hundred percent, and so did Hunter. I think she saw him as a kindred spirit, someone who got her, you know?”

Luz thought for a moment, “Yeah… that does make more sense than the whirlwind romance I was picturing…”

Amity chuckled, bumping their shoulders together, “That’s because you can’t help but see romance everywhere you look. I think Boscha was really hurt and angry with Hunter after everything was done. He was dedicated, but for the entirely wrong reasons. He was completely against our message, and Boscha lost someone she relied on. And she’s still angry with him because of it.”

“I see… I wish they could just talk about it, instead of fighting all the time.” Luz murmured, gripping Amity’s hand tight.

The classroom was in view, and Amity made to stride for the door, but Luz held her back, “Uh, Amity? Before we go in, I want you to know, if you want to talk about what happened the other day, I’m here for you.”

Amity bit the inside of her cheek, a small flame of irritation building inside of her at the mention, but with a breath she blew it out. “Thanks, Luz, but I- I really don’t want to even think about it. It doesn’t matter, anyway, I’m sure it was a one time th-“

The human girl’s sentence was interrupted by the wall beside her blowing apart. Debris rushed past her, wood shards, drywall and insulation, with Luz quickly shielding Amity with her own body, transforming into her harpy mode to soften the collisions of shrapnel against herself with her fluffy feathers.

When the dust settled, the large hand that had burst through and landed on the floor began to pull back. The purple and copper color made it obvious just what had attacked them, dread filling both teens as yet another Abomaton leered down at them from a dozen feet away. Its arm reconnected to its body, and its eyes glowed as it locked on target, then took a step forward, hands outstretched.

Amity was frozen in horror at seeing another one of these things so soon, but Luz wasn’t as hindered, using some of her harpy strength to lift Amity up onto her shoulders in a fireman’s carry, turning literal tail and running down the hall, Abomaton in fast, if mildly clumsy, pursuit.

“Come on, Owlery, we need to shift into turbo!” Luz spoke to her inner beast as she barreled down the hallways, past the lockers, even as the doors of classrooms opened to see what was happening. Students and teachers saw a flurry of feathers followed by a stomping machine of metal and goo, and wisely started ushering students back into the classroom and out the windows, evacuating to safety.

“What’s that thing doing here?” Luz cried as she rounded a corner. The Abomaton wasn’t as nimble, attempting to take the same turn but sliding across the floor and crashing into a group of lockers. In retaliation, the living metal creatures bit the beast, but that didn’t slow the lumbering giant down as it resumed its chase.

“I don’t know!” Amity shrieked, “But I don’t suppose you brought an entire boiling ocean with you to school today?”

“Sorry, nope, couldn’t fit it in my hair!” Luz responded, flapping, then wishing, that her wings were developed enough to fly the two of them to safety. “Where is Ghost?”

“She likes to hang out with the other palisman outside their school while we’re all in class!” Amity exclaimed, hoping Luz wouldn’t accidentally drop her. She’d always wanted Luz to carry her around, but she always pictured that she would be in a different position, in much more romantic circumstances.

The sounds of heavy footsteps behind them halted, being replaced by the sound of tiles ripping and something slamming into the wall. Skidding to a halt, nearly losing her balance in the process, Luz turned to see Willow had come to their rescue, hands placed against the ground in the center of a spell circle. From the ground, a series of thick vines had sprouted, shoving the Abomaton off course and pinning it against one of the school walls, where the monster’s thrashings wrecked a cork board filled with various posters for clubs.

Amity kicked her legs, having Luz set her down, “Willow! Thank god you’re here. This thing was too powerful last time for us to beat alone.”

Willow grit her teeth as she commanded her plants to tighten their grip on the fiend. A bead of sweat dripped from her temple as she replied, “No problem. But do you guys think you can help out? It’s putting up one heck of a fight!”

Amity responded by pulling a glyph out of her pocket, summoning forth her own set of vines to help her friend hold the Abomination down. With the extra help, Willow was able to breathe a sigh of relief, the tension leaving her body ever so slightly. They didn’t get much time to relax, however, as Luz shouted a warning. “Guys, it’s got a saw!”

Sure enough, one of the Abomaton’s arms peeled apart, revealing a mechanical circular saw blade, which began to slice through the vines that held it down. One by one, they fell, until it was able to pry itself from the wall entirely, roaring and stomping as it did so.

“My plants!” Willow exclaimed in shock, then rage, eyes glowing green as she bore her teeth, ready to avenge her fallen flowery friends. Before she could cast another spell though, Amity seizing her by the arm and yanking her, the three girls forced to run again as a earth shattering fist met with the spot Willow had just been standing on.

Willow shook with fury even as she was forced to flee. As they continued to sprint, they soon ran into another friendly face, Gus, who gaped at the behemoth that chased after them, clearly not expecting to see another one of them so quickly after the last batch had been destroyed.

Luz barreled into him, not even slowing down as she scooped him up and tossed him over her shoulder like a bag of potatoes. “Run now, explain later!” She cried, not ready to face the string of questions he likely had.

Gus protested, kicking his feet, “At least let me put down a distraction! It can’t follow us if it doesn’t know where we are!”

Luz grit her teeth, realizing her friend had a point. She slowed enough he could draw a proper circle without being jostled, Amity and Willow matching Luz’s speed so as to not leave her behind. Gus quickly cast his spell, filling the hallways with various copies of himself and the others, each set making a racket to distract the Abomaton while they slipped away.

The illusion seemed to work, the goliath slowing, craning its head as it took in each of the illusions. Empty glowing eyes passed over each, it seeming unsure what to do now that its targets had magically multiplied.

Standing still, as if the smallest movement might reveal them among the copies, Amity gestured with her eyes to a nearby classroom door, hoping they might be able to slip inside unnoticed before the Abomaton could track them down. Luz, Gus and Willow all nodded to acknowledge the plan, but just as Amity lifted her foot off the ground to begin inching over to the door, the purple gem on the Abomaton’s chest began to flash red, and a sweeping laser scanned the hallways. The teens held their breath, only for it to leave them gasping as the Abomaton stomped forward, ignoring the illusions as if they weren’t even there, focused entirely on their position.

“That thing can see through illusions?!” Gus threw up his hands, an expression of disbelief worn freely on his face, “What else can this thing do?”

“Kill us, most likely!” Luz twisted her body and resumed running, Willow and Amity at her taloned heels.

The four were beginning to tire out, especially Luz, who had been carrying one passenger or another for most of the trip. Amity could clearly see they weren't going to outrun the mechanical monster, which had seemingly unlimited stamina. If they were going to lose it, they had to slow it down first. Halting in her tracks, Amity reached for a light glyph, flashing a bright, blinding light over the area, “Quick, try to surround it. Hit it with everything you have, trap it, knock it down, anything!”

By the time the Abomaton’s sensors adjusted, the four friends had split up, Willow wrapping roots around its ankles, while Luz blasted its upper half with fireballs. Gus did his best to overload it by casting and dispelling new illusions as fast as he could, hoping to fry its processors, while Amity went behind it, digging through her pockets for whatever glyphs she could find, a few pages drifting to the floor as she did so.

With a fire glyph in hand, Amity craned her head upward, and caught a glint of something sticking out of the Abomination’s gooey hide. A piece of one of the lockers it had crashed into was jutting out from between its neck and shoulder blades, giving the human an idea. “Luz, you know a lightning spell, right?”

Luz blinked, pausing just long enough in her spell casting to answer, “Of course! My Mom taught that to me when I was little. Said there was no such thing as being too young to know how to taser a creep.”

Amity grinned, remembering how Eda regaled them with a story about defeating the last one with a shock directed at its innards, “Switch me places, a piece of locker is stuck in its back, and it’s looking a lot like a lightning rod to me right now!”

Timing their actions, Luz and Amity bolted between the behemoth’s legs at the same time, Amity using her fire glyph to distract the monster as she took Luz’s position. Luz cackled maniacally as she charged up her spell, aiming it up to blast the piece of displaced locker and hopefully bring an end to today's troubles. Willow fought to keep the legs pinned, to decrease as much of its movement range as possible while Luz activated her spell, which fired true right into the Abomaton’s back, sending a powerful bolt of electricity through it.

The body jerked as it was electrocuted, making Amity grimace as it looked entirely too human in that moment. She was certain the only reason it hadn’t fallen to the ground to squirm was because the roots that climbed up to its knees were now holding it upright. As quickly as it started, it ended, Luz canceling the spell and standing triumphant, beaming brightly. The electricity in the air only served to make her look even goofier than her harpy form usually did, her hair and feather sticking up at odd angles from the static.

At the sight of that, and welling up with relief, Amity could have bounded over and squeezed Luz hard enough to make her bones creak and crack, but before any of them could move an inch, the smoking Abomaton’s joints and servos shifted, revealing that it was still very much alive, and almost entirely unaffected by Luz’s strike against it.

Each of the teenagers took a step back, mouths falling open. The Abomaton took their moment of weakness to grasp the roots on its legs and pull at them with enough force they were torn from the very ground they sprouted from, and were quickly discarded. The goliath cast a momentary look back at Luz, its attacker, before moving its eyes back onto Amity, ignoring the witch altogether as it stomped forward.

Luz sent another electric blast its way, causing it to shudder, but it didn’t bother to look back. It kept advancing on Amity’s position, the green light in its eyes staring her down, and that was when Amity realized that these things weren’t just here to cause chaos, to destroy indiscriminately. They had a target. They were after her.

As if to prove her theory, the Abomaton reached out, grabbing her in its goopy, mechanical hands. The human girl squirmed, but couldn’t get it to release her no matter how hard she fought. Despite its strength, despite the destruction it had wrought around them, its grip, while tight, was gentle enough to not cause Amity any pain. With its target acquired, the Abomaton continued to ignore Amity’s friends who were pelting it with magic from all sides, and instead attempted to flee with Amity in tow.

Amity squirmed, fighting against its iron grip and furiously cursing up a storm. Her friends gasped, ceasing their spell casting, afraid to hit Amity in the crossfire, but unsure what else they could do to save her. Nothing they seemed to do phased the Abomaton anyway, anything they could throw at it wouldn’t make it drop Amity, and the human girl was beginning to realize that fact herself. Her anger was ebbing away as she began to panic, realizing that if these creatures were being sent after her, sent to retrieve her, then that meant it was going to take her back to the Human Realm.

Amity thrashed helplessly in her restraints, using what little fight she had left in her to try and break free, but the fingers that caged her wouldn’t budge against her strength. She was only human. Willow tried to stop the Abomaton with her vines, but it wouldn’t be impeded. Gus was clinging to one of its legs in desperation, but wasn’t so much as slowing the giant down. Amity’s eyes locked with Luz’s, her girlfriend shouting words of comfort her way, but Amity’s mind was too full of static to make them out.

Amity's throat tightened as she struggled to fight back tears. They’d lost. She was going to be taken away, and never see her friends and family again.

Just as Amity had given up hope, something soared through the air, then smashed against the Abomination’s arm. The machine let out a roar of anger or pain, as part of its arm melted away. Below, on the ground, were Boscha and Hunter, the girl reaching out her empty hand for another round of ammunition, and Hunter carrying a large bag full of bubbling orange potions, handing them off to his lab partner.

“Let my MVP go!” Boscha shouted, baring her teeth as she threw another mixture at the Abomaton. It adapted, shielding its face with its free arm as the bottle shattered against its form, the goo melting away from the acid in the vials.

“Get out of there!” Hunter shouted up to his human friend, passing off another bottle to Boscha, leaving the aiming to the professional athlete. With both the Abomaton’s arms weakened, Amity, blinking back her tears and feeling a rekindling of hope inside of her, resumed her struggle, the metal fingers finally giving away enough to give her some wiggle room.

As Amity struggled, Willow panted, renewing her own efforts to keep the legs pinned down and trusting the saw blades wouldn’t come out as long as Amity was being held. As she worked, the pitter patter of little feet, and the slithering of scales settled beside her, King and Vee having arrived to help finish the job.

“Amity!” King called out, a note of fear in his voice. Turning to Vee, who had abandoned her legs in the hurry to get here and wore her true form, the Titan and Basilisk exchanged looks, faces steeling themselves as they prepared their own counterattacks to rescue their friend.

Vee went first, slithering close enough to the goo giant to not catch any of her witch friends in her attack. Finding her center, breathing in and out slowly, the basilisk opened her mouth as wide as she could, and activated her unique abilities to drain magic, sucking a vortex of air into her lungs, magic swirling off the Abomaton and into her maw, weakening the monster.

Amity was unaffected, but the Abomaton froze up, waves of its magic radiating off its form and flowing down into Vee below. It wasn’t as affected as any living magical being would be, but Vee’s attack did its job. The Abomaton’s grip slacked, allowing Amity to better fight against it, finally prying the fingers off of her enough for the human girl to slip out and fall to the floor below, into Luz’s waiting arms. The harpyfied witch held her human close, “I got you… and I am never letting you go again!”

Luz moved, stepping over to and behind Hunter and Boscha. Amity gave them both a thankful smile, “I didn’t expect to see you two working so well together.”

Boscha rolled her eyes, “Pfft, as if.”

Hunter elbowed her, sending Amity a thumbs up, “Whatever we’re going through, we can put it aside long enough to work together if it means helping you.”

Boscha made a show of not looking Amity in the face, a faint blush of embarrassment on her cheeks, “Yeah, we’re all… friends or whatever. I’m not gonna let a stupid fight get in the way of that.”

She kicked Hunter’s boot, gesturing for another vial, “Now give me more ammo, I’m gonna melt its face off next!”

Above them, the behemoth was stumbling. Vee had to let up her attack almost immediately after Amity dropped, not used to using her draining ability for such a length of time. That’s when King came in clutch, waddling to Vee’s position as she was retreating, opening his own mouth to let out a roar. His shout hit the creature point blank, shockwaves rolling off its form. Droplets of goop started to fly off its body from the force, the walls of the school behind it and parts of the ceiling cracking, then breaking away, reduced to rubble and dust. Still, the Abomaton stood.

Beaten, smoking, melting, yet still activated, still prepared to fight. Just seeing it still standing was enough for the teenagers to take an involuntary step back as it fixed its unfeeling eyes onto them. Its gears grinded as it twisted its body, expressionless face passing over each of their forms.

Vee’s tail brushed against a piece of paper on the floor, pulling her attention from the Abomaton. Gazing down, she found a few of Amity’s glyphs, which had been lost in the struggle. Scooping up a small handful, she passed a few to King, “Are you ready to graduate from the baby class?”

He held his paper tightly in his grip, and gave a short nod, “I’ll miss nap time, but this will be so worth it.”

With that, all of the students opened fire on the Abomaton, sending whatever spells that they knew at it in an attempt to make it drop. Even Gus, who knew almost nothing beyond Illusions, fell back onto some construction magic that Matt had taught him, pelting the Abomaton with some of the fallen rubble off the ground with the speed of bullets.

When the dust cloud cleared, the machine still stood, staring down at them. Amity gulped, tightening her grip on Luz, “We might be better off running now.”

Luz nodded in agreement, ready to call their friends off to retreat while they could, but was interrupted by a loud, authoritative voice that echoed through the halls, “Enough!”

Stepping down the hallway to join them, the heels of his black boots clicking against what remained of the once pristine tile floor, was Principal Hieronymus Bump. In a rare show, his long hair was down, his palisman, Frewin, in his hands, and he walked with cold fury in his steps as he stared the Abomination down with his only working eye. “You. You came into my school, harassed my students, then proceeded to wreck an entire wing when we’re already on a shoestring budget and still struggling to fix the auditorium… stand back, children, this one is mine.”

The teenagers didn’t argue, all of them gathering behind their principal as he raised his staff into the air. With a wide, swooping swirl above his head, a ring of light appeared around the Abomaton. The Principal kept it up, with each of the circular motions completed, another ring appeared, one forming around each of the Abomaton’s limbs, and bisecting the torso.

With that work done, Bump brought down the butt of his staff, slamming it into the ground with some effort, as if gravity itself were working against him. The rings of light flared, glowing brightly, then collapsed like a singularity, slicing cleanly through the goop and metal like a hot knife through butter. With one last groan, the Abomaton fell to pieces, each sliding and crashing down to the floor. Even then, the group didn’t breathe a sigh of relief until the light finally left the Abomaton’s eyes, finally signaling its defeat.

Bump leaned against his staff, looking more than a little winded from calling forth such a powerful spell. Forcing himself to stand straight, he turned to face his students, giving them all a look of approval. “You all did very well back there, keeping each other safe. If this were a graded assignment, I’d give you all a C… No, a C Plus.”

The teens groaned and muttered out their thanks. Hobbling over to the demons of the group, Bump gave both King and Vee a nod, “You two, meet me in my office before class tomorrow morning. I think we need to talk about finding you a more permanent track to study in. You’re clearly more advanced than I believed, you don’t belong in the baby class.”

“I thought you said it was the Beginner course?” Vee questioned under her breath, earning a smirk from the Principal. Before the Principal’s attention went elsewhere, Vee glanced over to King, then spoke up, “Actually sir, I think that maybe we should discuss other options for schooling. The track system clearly isn’t working for King or I.”

Bump stroked his chin, thinking it over, “Our budget is strict, but perhaps you’re right. You two aren’t the only unique cases we have here at Hexside who may need a more personal lesson plan.”

With that in mind, Bump turned his attention to Hunter, “And if you’re still interested in changing tracks like we discussed over lunch, or finding something new, you can meet me at the same time as these two in the morning.”

Hunter glanced over at Boscha, who raised a brow at the news, then back to his Principal, giving a small smile, “No thanks, Sir, I think I’m good.”

“I don’t want to change my schedule, but I’d be happy to take pretty-boy’s place in discussing further options for the school’s learning programs outside of the track system,” Boscha volunteered, casually inspecting her nails as she spoke.

Bump sighed heavily, “Of course you do. Very well. As for the rest of you, I’ll send for your parents and guardians. You should get to the Healer’s office until the-“

Bump stopped in his tracks as the sound of more heavy boots echoed down the hallways, a small group of witches looking ready for war marching down them, “Ah, Nevermind, seems they took the initiative and showed up themselves. Saves me time.”

Darius, Eda, Camila, Harvey, and a few others they had brought as backup had arrived. Each took in the state of the school hallway, the wellbeing of the children, and the utterly destroyed Abomaton laying on the floor. Eda put her hands on her hips, letting out an impressed whistle, “Wow, Bumpikins, I never knew you had that in you.”

“You never asked,” Bump shrugged, his tone a little smug, “And it’s not an appropriate way to punish students. Not since Faust left, at least. That spell did come in handy when it came to crushing our old rival school back in my boyhood, though.”

Amity made a face, preferring not to think about the amount of bloodshed that went into making Hexside all those years ago.


The next morning, Amity continued with her usual morning routine. Brushing her hair and teeth, washing her face, putting on her makeup, then headed downstairs into the living room, where everyone was waiting.

Eda took a look at her, raising an eyebrow as she saw the casual clothes Amity was wearing instead of her Hexside tunic, “What, no uniform today?”

Amity shook her head, “Not today. I can’t risk going to Hexside anymore. I can’t really risk going anywhere anymore. Not while those things are hunting for me.”

Luz lowered her head, letting out a sigh. Amity took a seat beside her on the sofa, “I’m sorry I was so sour yesterday. I didn’t want to deal with everything that was happening. I kept wishing that what happened at the beach would be a one time thing, but now… I can’t ignore it anymore. My parents are looking for me, and they’re willing to hurt anyone who gets in the way of claiming me.”

Amity seethed in frustration, gripping the legs of her pants tightly in her fists, “They’re intruding on my life, forcing their will on me again. I can’t even live the normal life I wanted without them breathing down my neck, and now I’m not sure there is anywhere I’m safe from them anymore. But the least I can do is stay home, and make sure no one else gets hurt in the crossfire, while hoping they don’t find me before we can beat them.”

Luz reached out, taking Amity’s hand in her own, and squeezing it tight, “Do you want me to stay here with you today?”

Eda cocked a brow, a smirk working its way onto her lips, “You, willingly staying home from school? I think you did the impossible, Boots.”

Amity chuckled, patting Luz’s hand, “I’ll be fine, Luz. I’ll be here with Eda, and… Hooty. That’s plenty of company, and if anything happens, I have protection, and I can get away. Go to school, put that noggin to good use.”

Amity pressed a kiss to said noggin, earning a giggle from Luz. “Alright, if you’re sure. But send me messages on your scroll so I know you’re still okay! Every five minutes, or I’m coming right back!”

“Every half an hour,” Amity compromised, pushing Luz out the door. Eda and King followed after, the harpy assuring the human she wouldn’t be away long.

Luz paused, lingering for a moment longer, then called back to Amity, “For the record, I don’t think your parents are stealing away your normal life. I’m not sure we’ve had a normal day since you started living here, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

The door closed behind them as they left, and Amity returned to the sofa, letting her smile fall back into a frown as she began to stew. The thing she had wished would never happen was coming true. Her parents had found her, and not only that, had teamed up with the foulest man Amity had the misfortune of meeting in their attempts to steal her happiness away.

Hooty curled his neck around her, taking her lessons of personal space to heart and not making any physical contact, resting himself on the headrest and cushion of the sofa instead of squeezing her in his coils like he used to during her first few weeks living there. “Are you going to be okay, Amity?”

Amity forced a nod. She tucked her knees to her chest, wrapping her arms around her legs as the bird tube inspected her with worried eyes, “I will be, Hooty. I will. I hope. Thanks.”

Hooty kept himself coiled around her, remaining on high alert until Eda came back home.


The Abomaton, as destroyed as it was, was laid out on a table, same as the others. Just another mechanical cadaver to inspect. The goop had been stripped away from its metal shell by Darius, who looked down on it with downturned lips. “This one is different.”

“How so?” Raine asked, looking the creature over. Even though it was in pieces, and outside of their expertise, Raine could see physical changes had been made to this one, but couldn’t tell what any of it meant outside of being different.

Darius pointed to the wires where the neck met the shoulder, “These are better insulated against electricity now, for one. Frying them from the inside with a bit of lightning isn’t going to suffice anymore.”

He gestured to the entire frame, “Not to mention it’s coated in a chemical that makes it more heat and water resistant. It’s a good foot taller, and a hell of a lot stronger as well, though I’m still figuring out the upper limits of its strength.”

“They’re adapting…” Raine surmised, stroking their chin. “They’re better against what bested them last time, so these next models were made to not fail in the same way. I guess we know what those black boxes were transmitting now.”

Darius gave a grim nod, snapping the rubber gloves he had been using to inspect the machine off his hands and tossing them aside, “Which means the next ones will be even stronger. Likely acid proof, is my guess, those potions came the closest to destroying it before it was cut to ribbons.”

“So, guess we can’t hope for a rainy day to take care of them, huh?” Raine muttered sardonically.

Darius sighed, “We have to find a way to stop these things from coming. They’re getting here somehow, we just need to pinpoint their origin.”

Raine shook their head, “I don’t think that will be an option. The portal door can appear anywhere, at any time.”

“Then how do we stop this?” Darius desperately insisted for some kind of answer.

Raine unfortunately didn’t have any answers to give, something that frustratingly seemed to happen more often than not these days.

Notes:

It’s been two chapters, and we have had three fight scenes against Abomatons, and I’m afraid to say that we will have more in the future, and I’m already tired of writing them. There are only so many ways you can write about how invincible something seems before it gets kinda stale.

As for the Abomatons being so strong in this AU, they’re a bit more mechanical than in the show. I had Amity compare them to a terminator last chapter, and that’s more or less what I’m going with. Alador in canon is a witch who uses tech to increase the abilities of his magical creations, where in this AU, he’s a human who is using magic to power and guide his machines, so I feel it makes more sense to lean onto the metal and tech side than magic and goop side. I imagine he’s using the magic to get around how primitive AI is in the human world. Why spend time coding and making a bunch of CPUs when you have a magic bottle that will let you create a semi-living golem that will do anything you ask it to? Not to mention it’s all powered by Titan’s Blood, not that he or Belos know that.

Still doesn’t mean I’m not already kind of bored writing them, though. I think this was the last really in depth fight against one for a while, though, at least. I hope it’s at least entertaining to read about! I just don’t like writing such one sided battles against something that doesn’t even really react to the blows. It’s like fighting a rock that will never stop rolling after you.

If you’re noticing Vee’s pose in the art is the same as the last two times I’ve posted her with a humanoid form, you’re right, it’s identical. I used Vee to practice layers a lot, and have a lot of variations of her looks and outfits that I’ll post a link to at the start of the next chapter. As for the second piece, I’m pretty proud of it. It was my first time really experimenting with shadows, and I think it turned out pretty good! I’m getting a hang of this “art” thing!

Okay, playtimes done. Full steam ahead which the plot from this point on. My goal was to have a chapter for the cast to cool down, then a chapter to show how the side characters were doing, and that’s done. Season 3 is a bit shorter than the other seasons, since I don’t have materials to adapt. Four more chapters are left, and then we’re done with the story. I hope you’re all prepared. I’d say something dramatic like “I’m not,” but I have literally written and edited all of it at this point, so… yeah.

Chapter 40: Hassle In The Castle

Notes:

Another day, another dolla- wait, no, I’m not getting paid for this, unfortunately. Maybe if I did commissions, but that just sounds stressful.

I was going to wait until tomorrow to post this, but we got amazing news today! The Owl House’s official season 3 will have it’s first episode on October 15th! The rumors were true, Titan bless us all!

I also promised I’d have links to a bunch of alt art of Vee that I did based off the previous pictures I’ve posted for this fic, so here they are. The Reddit Link, and the Twitter Link

No new art for this chapter, unfortunately. But there will be 3 new pictures next time. Maybe 4 if I find the inspiration to make one I had intended to do a while ago, and just kept putting it off due to the difficulty level.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

It was raining that night on the Boiling Isles.

The humid, burning hot, acidic rain spelled disaster for anything that was caught under it. Well, any fauna, anyway. The island’s flora greedily drank it up, feeding on the trace amounts of magic in the droplets, and finding strength in them. Despite the scalding temperature, plant life bloomed under the clouds, just as much as they did under the sun.

“There you go, babies, drink up, drink up…” Terra Snapdragon, the now disgraced head of the Plant coven, cooed gently as she pressed the small potted plant she had been allowed to cultivate in her cell through the bars of her window. The soil absorbed the rain, a waft of steam drifting upwards as the flower petals bloomed in appreciation.

Carefully pulling the pot back in, she pet the velvety petals, running a wrinkled finger over them. As much as she’d like to use her plants to devise an escape attempt, the little flower she’d been given wasn’t good for anything so strenuous, no matter how much magic was pumped into it. Not that she could do any pumping anyway. No, she’d been deemed too dangerous, and had a bracelet locked around her ankle that communed with her coven brand, sealing away every last drop of her magic for as long as she wore it.

No, she simply enjoyed having something to care for in her old age. And the petals that fell from the plant could be ground up to make some half decent tea once they dried.

Retirement was entirely too boring, but she supposed it beat being petrified.

A flash filled her cell, and a rumble tore through the sky. The storm really was getting terrible out there. Terra wasn’t complaining, though. These stone cells were normally drafty and cold, but the current weather only ensured she was nice and toasty for the first time in ages.

Another rumble filled the air of the prison, but hadn’t been accompanied by a flash of lightning. Curious, and still sly for her age, Terra waltzed over to the bars of her cell, straining her elderly ears and listened intently. For a moment, she thought it had just been her imagination, shrugging and turning back to lay on her cot. The next moment, the door to the cell block at the end of the hall was being blown off its hinges, waking every other prisoner in their cages, filling that wing of the Conformatorium with an endless battering of noise.

Terra peered through the bars of her cell, but leapt back as she was taken by surprise, a form she knew slamming against the wall beside her cell, where the lever that would release her was. A calm, but commanding voice echoed, heard clearly even over the sounds of shouting prisoners rattling against their bars. “If you’d be so kind as to open the cell?”

Wrath, former Warden of the conformatorium, now just another lowly guard after all of his incompetent past displays including multiple breakouts, was beaten and bloody, pressed tightly against the wall beside the lever. His body was wrapped in a dark brown and green goop, squeezing him so tightly he seemed to be struggling to breathe, though Terra could also assume that could be a broken rib or four.

The ex-warden struggled, putting up a half decent fight despite his state, spitting out spitefully, “W-why don’t you do it yourself?”

“An Emperor shouldn’t have to do anything. They have the help for that,” Came the easy answer. A flash of lightning from the window lit the halls, and Terra could see the familiar face of Belos, his right arm misshapen into the form that held Wrath down. To punctuate his statement, he squeezed, Wrath’s body popping and cracking in protest as he let out a scream.

“Alright, alright!” Wrath gave in, voice weak. “Please, stop… I- I have a son. I’ll do as you ask, just don’t kill me…. Don’t leave my boy an orphan…”

Belos’ grip dropped Wrath none too gently to the ground. The demon wheezed as he picked himself up, grasping the lever in his hands. Oh yes, Terra thought to herself, there were definitely broken ribs. Belos didn’t seem swayed by pity, rather commenting impatiently, “It won’t really matter, you’ll both be dying together soon enough.”

With more effort than it had ever taken Wrath before, he lifted the lever, opening Terra’s cell, before slumping to the ground and passing out. With a dismissive hum, Belos stepped into Terra’s cell as if he owned the place, eyes glancing up and down her form. The witch sneered, “If you think I’m coming with you, I’m afraid you’re mistaken. After that stunt you pulled on the Day of Unity, I’m not working for you again. I will be making my escape, though.”

Belos didn’t stop her from sprinting past him. He didn’t have to, as she ran into the leg of a large abomination, an Abomaton, that waited right outside for her. The man chuckled and stepped beside her, looking down his nose at her, “Oh, Snapdragon… I’m through cooperating with you filthy witches. But that doesn’t mean you don’t still have some use left in you.”

He snapped his fingers, speaking to the Abomaton, “Take her, then bring her to the others.”

Terra didn’t get to let out a peep of protest before the Abomaton scooped her up, burying her body into it’s goop, keeping her from lashing out with her arms, legs, or tongue as her limbs and mouth were covered. The Abomaton marched behind its commander, joining three others like itself. Terra’s eyes widened as she realized that, much like herself, the other ex-Coven Heads who had sided with their once-Emperor, Hettie, Graye, and Vitimir, were just as restrained and helpless.

Belos gathered them all close, their bodies twisting and contorting as they melted into the earth and teleported away to parts unknown. Unbeknownst to him or any of the others, a single Abomaton remained a floor below, walking mindlessly and repeatedly into one of the prison walls.


There was no other way to say this. Amity was bored. Endlessly, tirelessly, bored. She studied on her own, going through each of her Hexside textbooks to keep up with the lesson plan for when she could return to school, hopefully sooner, rather than later. She’d done all of her chores, even the ones she had put off, like giving Hooty a bath. She even turned over Luz’s palisman egg, which had still yet to hatch, three times under its heat lamp.

It had been raining nonstop since the night before, as well, with Eda leaving that morning with her kids to escort them to Hexside under Owlbert, who had been casting a field of protective magic from under his wings like an umbrella. Because of the terrible weather, Amity couldn’t even hang out in the yard, or read in the Tower out back, one of her favorite spots when she needed to concentrate.

So it came as some relief when Eda practically kicked down the front door in the mid-afternoon, followed by Luz and King who’d finished up with school. “Oh, thank God, some actual company.”

“You missed us that much? I guess I need to expand your chores list if you’re just going to end up laying on the floor like that,” Eda smirked as her ward picked herself up off the ground to greet them.

King wrapped his arms around Amity’s leg in an embrace, followed shortly after by Luz who enveloped the rest of her body in a hug, both supernatural entities beaming, “We missed you so much at school today, Sweet Potato!”

“Yeah,” King added, “It’s not nearly half as fun without you nagging us to study harder!”

“I’ll try to make up for it here instead, then,” Amity chuckled down at the little Titan, then turned her attention to Luz, pressing a kiss to her cheek. “How has everyone been? I know it’s only been a few days, but it feels like a lifetime since I’ve seen them.”

“Well, Skara was disappointed you still weren’t there, she heard you’ve been taking music lessons and was looking forward to hearing you play,” Luz started, prattling on about all of their friends and what they had been doing while Amity was at home. “- Willow said she’ll try and visit sometime soon, she says she wants to make sure your garden is still healthy, especially since it’s Earth plants exposed to our rain, but we both know that’s just an excuse. You’ve got your plant glyph down pat!”

Eda looked on at her kids fondly, shaking her head. She understood that Amity was giving up her social life for everyone else’s safety, and was understandably pretty lonely when everyone was out of the house, and was proud of her for doing what she thought was right. She just hoped that the Abomaton situation was worked out soon, these kids had suffered enough under Belos’ thumbs as it was.

Unfortunately, it didn’t seem meant to be, as her callbird started cawing in her hair. Fishing the bird out of the tangled mess, and barely resisting the urge to chow down on the thing, she answered, pressing it up to her ear to hear what Raine had to say. “What’s up?”

Her expression fell as the bard spoke, going from neutral, knowing something had to have happened, but being hopeful enough it was good news for once, to concerned, to downright dispirited “I understand. We’ll be there soon.”

King tugged at the feathers on her thigh, the closest thing she had to a dress these days, “What’s happening?”

Eda sighed. As much as she hated to bring even more bad news to the table, she also knew better than to keep her kids in the dark. “That was Raine… Belos hit the Conformatorium last night.”

Amity’s lips curled downward, “Why would the Abomatons go there?”

Eda shook her head, trying again, “No, I mean that Belos himself made an appearance. Broke the old Coven Heads out of jail, and took them with him by force.”

The silence that fell over the house struck as fast as a dagger to the back. Luz’s eyes fell to the floor in distress, while King let out a soft whine from the back of his throat. Amity’s fists were clenched so tightly her knuckles were audibly popping, and she was going red in the face from forgetting to breathe.

“You should go. I’ll stay with Amity here, and we’ll hold down the fort. I’m sure they need you.” Luz spoke quietly, understanding the severity of the situation.

Eda however dismissed the notion, “No, I’m actually not the one they need right now. Put on your raincoat, Boots, the head honchos want to see you.”

Amity sucked in a breath between her teeth, the crimson color fading from her cheeks after being addressed, “What? Why?”

“They said something about a clue being left behind. They want you to look at it, or something,” Eda shrugged, “Besides, I’d rather take you with me anyway. I’m not leaving any of you three out of my sight with that maniac back on the Isles.”

Amity nodded, face set in a grim line, “Let me grab my things, and we’ll go.”


Amity had expected to be led to City Hall, or some other government building dedicated to dealing with Belos related catastrophes. Instead, she found herself shuffled through the familiar walls of the Bonesborough library. She awkwardly waved to Malphas behind the check out counter as they passed by.

“How is Owlivia doing?” The Head Librarian asked Luz.

“She’s doing just fine, but we’re trying out Owlson now.” Luz answered, sending a small smile and hoping to release some of the tension that had followed her party.

Malphas nodded, “And how is that going?”

Luz looked sheepish, “She doesn’t like it anymore than the others I’ve tried out. So still working on it.”

The group made their way towards the back of the Library, Eda opening the locked door to what used to make up the Forbidden Stacks. Under the library, a large amount of books were still housed, waiting for their turn to be catalogued and redistributed to the public, but there was at least a sizable chunk that had already been taken care of, the empty shelves a testament to their progress.

Eda led the way down to where the old CATs base of operations was. The wing had been unbarricaded, bookshelves moved back into their proper places, though the tables in the center of the open area were occupied by broken parts of machines. Abomatons, each stripped down to their skeletons, were on display for study. Amity looked into the dark, empty eyes of one of their metal skulls and shivered.

“Anyone here?” Eda called out, glancing around the area. “I brought the brats.”

A familiar head popped out from behind the nearby shelves. “I’ll be right there, Eda.” Raine’s voice answered. The bard joined them, looking more tired than Amity could remember ever seeing them.

“I’m sorry to call you out here so early-“ Raine began, only for Eda to cut them off.

“Raine, it’s four in the afternoon.”

Raine blinked, then checked their wrist, only to realize they weren’t wearing a watch. Slapping their cheeks with both hands, Raine attempted to stay focused, “It doesn’t matter. I know this was short notice, not to mention dangerous, but thank you for coming out. We needed an extra set of eyes out here.”

“What for?” Amity asked, unsure how she could possibly help. “You said you had a clue or something for me to look at?”

“Excuse the bard. It’s less a clue and more of an irritating problem.” Darius’ voice joined the conversation, the Abomination witch coming over with a length of chain in his hands, which led off behind the shelves Raine had come from. “During the prison break last night, Belos left behind an accomplice. An Abomaton.”

Luz whistled, “You managed to subdue one of those things? Aren’t they supposed to be getting stronger? How’d you do that?”

Darius’ lips formed a thin line, “We didn’t. It’s broken, but still mostly in working order. The lights are on, but nobody's home. It’s moving, but not attacking anything, or even searching.”

Raine pinched the bridge of their nose, “We brought it here for study. We aren’t sure if these things can be tracked, so it’s safer to take it somewhere we aren’t actively using anymore. But we figured that this is human technology at the end of the day, and specifically something your father designed. If this Abomaton has a defect, something we can exploit that they haven’t worked out, you might be our best shot at finding it.”

Amity grimaced, knowing they had the wrong girl for the job. “I-I’m sorry, but I’d probably be just as blind as you are. My father was a pretty private person, he liked to work alone. I’ve never so much as been on a tour of the Blight Industries robotics building. I’m not sure I can work a wrench properly, much less pick out a design flaw in his work.”

The two older witches exchanged glances, deep frowns lining their faces. Darius sighed, but tried again to plead their case, “We’d still appreciate if you could help us look it over. There might be something there we just aren’t seeing.”

Amity glanced at her family, from King and Luz’s supportive smiles, to Eda, who’s expression told her that all she had to do was say the word, and she’d take her home. Still, Amity couldn’t help but be curious. She wanted to help if she could. Besides, this absolutely beat being bored back at home. “I’ll try. But I can’t promise you anything.”

Darius yanked on the chain in his hands, turning to face what it was connected to, “Alright, come out, you big, ugly piece of crap. It’s time to tear you apart.”

Heavy footsteps echoed through the room, and from behind the large shelf came an even larger figure. This Abomaton’s eyes seemed especially vacuous, as if there truly wasn’t a thought behind them as it stumbled forward. When they had told her they’d brought in a working Abomaton, Amity hadn’t expected to see it still one its feet, much less fully functioning. She took a hesitant step back, gulping as it settled in beside Darius.

“Now, there’s no need to be frightened, this thing is pretty harmless. When we first saw it at the conformatorium, we shot a few spells at it, and it didn’t so much as flinch, much less retaliate.” Darius assured her. Even as he said so, the golem looked down at Amity with green, glowing eyes, then started to lunge forward at the sight of her.

Eda was already ushering Amity back behind her, while Raine threw up a spell circle. Darius yanked at the chain, futilely attempting to pull the machine back. Still, it came forward unimpeded. Only it made no attempt to grab Amity, or attack anyone else. Instead of a lunge, it crashed down to the floor, scuffing the metal that armored it, as well as shattering the stonework below their feet from its sheer weight.

Everyone took a deep breath, waiting for the Abomination to move. Eventually, it did, rolling over on it’s backside, then going still, eyes locking onto Amity for a moment. The girl and the monster blinked, then the light faded from its eyes, it’s limbs falling lifelessly to its sides.

“I- is it dead?” King asked, shakily pushing against it with one of his feet, testing to see if it would react.

“I hope so,” Luz replied, gulping from her place between the Abomaton and her girlfriend.

Darius scratched at his goatee, “I suppose it was still trying to follow it’s directive, but-“

The purple light at its core began to flicker, making a beeping sound with each pulse. Each of the people encircling the behemoth stopped breathing as the beeping hastened, taking a step back. “It’s going to blow!” Eda shouted, grabbing Amity and throwing her over a shoulder, then grabbing Luz by the scruff of her collar, and King by the scruff of his fur. She turned tail and dashed, throwing herself behind one of the tables, upending it and sending the metal pieces collected on top to the floor, then took shelter behind the thick wood, hoping it was enough to shield them from the blast.

Raine and Darius were similarly sheltered behind the shelves they’d come from, shield spells placed between them and the inevitable explosion. Raine had their hands covering their ears, the only thing more valuable to a bard than their hands.

The blast that came, however, wasn’t a large, enveloping fireball. The frame burst with a small explosion not much bigger than a firecracker from the outside, but big enough to separate the core from the rest of the Abomaton, sending the glass cover and metal ring that kept it in place clattering to the ground. Peeking out from their cover, the group inspected the slightly smoking husk, wondering what that had been about.

“I feel like we’re being mocked,” Darius sneered, stepping out from behind the shelves.

“We just may be,” Raine agreed, “Or, this could be part of the defect. Perhaps the newest models are all intended to explode to keep us from studying them, and this one malfunctioned, explaining its odd behavior?”

Eda kept the kids behind her as she approached, craning her head to get a good look at the thing. “That cavity at it’s center is looking pretty empty. Is it usually like that?”

Raine looked to Darius for answers, and received a shake of the head, “No. Whoever designed this one is an idiot if they decided it was up to code.”

“You already think the person who designed the working ones was an idiot,” Raine reminded him.

Amity stepped around Eda, ignoring the woman’s attempts to keep her back until things could be declared safe. “At least let me take a look. You pulled me out here to do that, let me do my job.”

It was true that Amity didn’t understand her father’s work. It was complicated, meticulous, and advanced. But he didn’t half ass anything, so for him to allow something as incomplete as this go out wasn’t like him. Maybe like Odalia, who had a tendency to rush projects out while they were still in beta, but Amity had a feeling there wasn’t much money to be made in this endeavor, so it’d be left to her father’s devices.

Carefully stepping forward, Amity looked inside the cavity. The compartment was almost large enough to fit her whole body inside of it, and filled with goop, which was draining out onto the floor, even getting on her shoes. It did seem empty otherwise, which if it had once housed important parts, would explain how odd the Abomaton was acting.

Still, Amity looked closer. As the goo leaked out, she spotted something. A tube of some sort that jutted out, floating to the surface of the abomination’s fluids. Amity reached out, grabbing the tube, grimacing as her hands were coated in slime, and pulled it out for everyone to see.

Raine cocked their head, “What’s a Mal-mart?”

“And why does it sound cheap and low quality?” Darius added, looking at the unpleasant thing.

In Amity’s sticky hands was a thermos of all things, one with a Mal-mart branding stamped on its side. The human shook her head, not dignifying either of those questions with an answer, “Look, just… give me something to clean this thing up, okay? There has to be something inside.”

She muttered under her breath, “Just don’t be someone leftovers… we need answers, not old soup.”

Darius didn’t bother reaching for a rag, instead using his mastery of abominations to pull the gunk off, suspending it in midair, then vanishing any traces of the substance on Amity’s person, both flesh and clothes. After uttering a thanks, Amity moved things over to the table, Luz and Eda straightening the fallen one up so they could use it now that it was free from all those pesky nuts, bolts, and engine parts.

“Amity, didn’t you say your parents wouldn’t be caught dead in a Mal-mart?” Luz asked quietly, knowing anything to do with the Blights was a sensitive subject.

The human girl nodded, unscrewing the cap off the top of the thermos. Everyone leaned forward as the lid came off, only for things to end a bit anticlimactically when all that resided inside was a scrap of paper.

With careful hands, Amity took the rolled up tube out of the thermos, and unraveled it, looking at the paper hidden within. On it was a short message, one that appeared hastily written, or perhaps the handwriting was just that bad.

“Dear mittens

Broke into dads lab lol. He needs to change the locks

They’re hitting the castle next. Thought you could use the warning.

Trying to look busy writing this so Em doesn’t make me help take apart the dumb goop robot

Stay safe, love Ed(and Em, I guess)

The message was passed around to Raine and Darius, the two exchanging glances. Finally, Darius passed the letter back to Amity, “I’m not sure who this Ed is, but he sounds insufferable.”

“It’s part of his charm,” Amity said fondly. “It wasn’t a defect. They must have done something so the Abomaton would only give the message to me. A bit clumsy, but that the twins for you.”

“What’s more important is that we know they’re going to strike the castle next.” Raine interrupted, looking grim.

“Why even bother?” Eda asked, feathers ruffled, “It’s just a government building now, It’s not like we have anything important there, right?”

Raine bit their nails, avoiding Eda’s gaze. The harpy’s eyes turned to slits, “Right? Please don’t tell me you put something important in the place Belos knows best.”

“The vault is there,” Raine admitted nervously. “It had the resources to keep dangerous things out of the public's hands. With the built in garrison and defenses, it seemed like a no brainer.”

Eda groaned loudly, burying her face in her claws. King climbed up onto the table, lifting a finger to ask, “Uh, what do you keep there? Gold? Weapons? Super weapons?”

Raine drummed their fingers on the table, “Lately, it's where we put all the Abomaton parts we’re done studying. Outside of that, mostly dangerous artifacts that used to be in Belos’ possession. The remaining trophies from the Savage Ages, like the Green Thumb Gauntlet. An old, ragged Holy book of some kind that we assume came from the Human Realm, and…”

Luz beckoned them to continue. Raine let out a heavy sigh, “And the Collectors Mirror. That’s where we’ve hidden it away, from prying eyes.”

King’s eyes went wide, as Amity let out a frustrated groan, and Eda slammed a hand down on the table. Luz meanwhile anxiously wrung her hands together, “What’s he even trying to accomplish? Is he trying to start the Day of Unity over?”

“I’d like to see him try. You need an eclipse for that!” Eda scoffed.

“But it makes sense,” Amity argued, despite how unbelievable it sounded. “He went after the former coven heads last night, and seems to be going after the Collector next.”

“But why does he even need the mirror?” Darius asked, trying to think on Amity’s logic. “What does that accomplish? We already all have our brands still. He has the knowledge of the draining spell. What purpose is there in getting his hands on the Collector?”

Raine and King looked equally distraught. Each had come to know the Collector in their own time, and both knew what the being was capable of. While the others would think it impossible, it didn’t seem out of the realm of possibility to the witch and the Titan for the Collector to move even the heavens if he really wanted to.

“Can’t we move the mirror?” Amity asked, seeking an obvious solution.

Darius frowned, thinking it over, “If that is what he’s after in the first place, no. If he somehow found a way to locate the mirror, he could do it again. And we don’t have another location as well fortified against an outside invasion as his former castle right now.”

“Seemed pretty easy to storm to me,” Eda grumbled, folding her arms.

“They were massively undermanned and against a mob, as well as a rebellion,” Raine reminded her. “We’ll need to keep it there, and stage a defensive position. We have intel on where he’ll strike. We might not know the when, but I’m sure it’s while the iron is hot, so likely soon. He doesn’t know we know, we should use this to our advantage, and end things now.”

Everyone looked around the table, having no good arguments against the plan. “Are we all in agreement?”

Eda sighed, “I’m not the one you need to be asking. Camila should be a part of this conversation more than me, I just do grunt work.”

Raine nodded in agreement, “We’ll bring her in. She was too busy with organizing the clean up crews and volunteers to make it today, and she’ll need to be updated. Darius?”

“I’ll go bring her in,” The Abomination expert assured, readying himself to teleport to the main offices, “We could have a matter of hours, or days, either way our time frame is short. You’d better get to rounding everyone up at the castle. We’ll need every available hand.”


“I don’t like this plan,” Camila spoke bitterly, even as she helped pile a sandbag up to make a barricade in front of the castle gates.

“Then why did you agree to it?” Eda huffed, lifting five bags at once and stacking them.

“Just because I don’t like the plan doesn’t mean I don’t see why it’s necessary,” The Beast Healer explained, dusting her hands off. “I don’t like that we’re letting Belos set the conditions of the battle.”

“We’re not. He has no idea that we know he’s coming. He won’t even get past the front gate at this rate,” Eda assured, gesturing to how well the area was fortified in the short amount of time they’d been working. “We’ve got spotters manned up in the towers, we’ll see him and those clunky abominations coming a mile away.”

Camila just shook her head as they stepped over the bridge and into the keep. It wasn’t just the plan, she hated the location it was taking place in. This was where Belos ruled for fifty years, and it was looming over them, bringing her no comfort or reassurances about their odds.

Inside the gate, Camila was greeted by the only person even more against the plan than she was. Amity tapped her foot impatiently as Eda and Camila joined her, her face set in a downturned frown. She wore her grudgby jacket, with the magic resistant cloak Eda had made hoisted over her shoulders. “I still think this is a bad idea.”

“Ugh, not you too!” Eda complained, throwing up her hands, “I told you, we’re not doing your plan. It’s too risky.”

“How is it any more risky than what is already going to happen?” Amity argued, walking with the adults as they went deeper into the castle. “We know Belos is going to show up nearby, we should use that to sneak one of us into the human realm when he opens the portal. From there, we can shut down his supply lines, and end the production of Abomatons. Without them, he’s just one guy, it doesn't matter how strong he might be if we can stop his armies.”

“And I said we aren’t doing that,” Eda reiterated, “It’s too dangerous to send one of you over there. You realize that to get to the door, you’d have to be out there, on the battlefield, outside of cover, right?”

“Then why did you even bring us here?” Amity asked, seething with frustration. “You want Luz and I to just- just stand around inside the castle while everyone else fights?”

“Yes!” Eda cried out, a bit of condescension dripping into her voice, “That is exactly why I brought you here. As of right now, this is the most defended, most fortified area on the Isles. Even under attack, there will be no place safer, especially since I won’t be home to guard you in case Belos sends a goop soldier after you for leverage. Just let us adults handle things, you kids can stay safe in the meantime.”

Eda’s tone left no room for arguement, not that Amity wasn’t still going to try. The teenager opened her mouth, but before she could speak another voice was added to the conversation, Darius joining from further down the hall. “The plan does have merit, Blight. That isn’t the issue. But you’re a lone, defenseless girl, getting you into the human realm will take a lot of effort, and no one here is willing to die to get you to the other side.”

The three women looked in his direction, the abomination witch placing a hand on his hip as he settled into their group. Camila raised a single eyebrow, “That’s exactly why we don’t think it has merit, and aren’t allowing her to go.”

“Not letting her go, yes. Which is why I will go in her stead.” Darius exclaimed, holding his head high. “I swore I’d hunt that swine down no matter which Realm he ran off to. And I fully intend to do so. While he tries to break through the main gates, I can pass through unseen and unabated and slip in through the portal he comes in through. From there, I can take on the wretch that keeps making these disgraceful excuses for Abominations, cutting off Belos’ reinforcements. Once he’s forced back from his assault on this castle, I’ll be there, waiting for him on the other side.”

Eda gestured to Darius with a claw, “There, Boots, someone will take care of your plan. Boom, done, happy?”

Amity clenched her fist, “But you have no idea what to expect in the Human Realm-“

“I’m sure I’ll be perfectly capable of figuring things out for the short period of time I plan to be there.” Darius assured, rolling his eyes. “It’s not like I’m taking a three week vacation. It’ll be a few hours, a day, tops, I don’t need a tour guide for this.”

“Fine,” Amity breathed out between her teeth. “I- I’m sorry. You’re right. I’m just… frustrated. I feel like I’m useless, hiding away in here while everyone else does the fighting, is all.”

“Oh, Carino,” Camila soothed, running a hand through Amity’s hair, “You shouldn’t have to help. You’re still a child. That doesn’t make you useless, it just isn’t your responsibility to clean up after our messes.”

“This stopped being just your mess when my parents got involved,” Amity grumbled, slouching where she stood but not brushing off Camila’s comforting gesture.

“That doesn’t make it your problem. They’re their own people, making their own decisions.” Darius cut in, his voice stern but understanding. “Hunter feels much the same way because of Belos’ involvement in all of this. You, as well as him, aren’t responsible for the actions of those you unfortunately share the same blood with.”

“Speaking of Mister Angsty, you should probably join him and the others in the old throne room. No place safer than the heart of this place.” Eda ushered Amity along, knowing they still had work to do.

Amity glumly marched back down the hall, hands stuffed in her jacket pockets. She knew better to argue, especially since they were making sense. If this had been Luz, or any of her friends really, Amity would have told them the same thing the adults had just told her, that this wasn’t their responsibility. Still, the human couldn’t change how she felt just by applying logic to it, no matter how logical a person she usually was proud to be.

She got turned around a few times on her way back to the old throne room. The place was expansive, practically a maze, which helped against intruders unfamiliar with the layout. Amity supposed if the senior staff of the CATs minus Camila hadn’t all been Coven Heads, the storming on the castle may have been a lot more difficult and time consuming to pull off, just from a navigational standpoint. Of course, that built-in defense wouldn’t help against someone who’d lived in the castle for fifty years, as Belos had.

To make things worse, there was something eerie about the castle corridors. The propaganda-filled tapestries had been removed after being destroyed by the mobs that ravished the place, but even still, how empty the walls felt made every step Amity took echo in a way that unnerved her. Almost everyone was outside, preparing for the assault, leaving the interior of the castle feeling like a ghost town.

Eventually, she found her way back to the right place, and pried open the heavy double doors, shutting them behind her in a huff. Inside, her girlfriend, King, Vee, and Hunter waited. The Titan was curled in Luz’s lap, taking a nap and kicking his leg in his sleep, while the others looked about as uncomfortable being in Belos’ old fortress as Amity felt.

Hunter was the worst time of the group, having spent the most time here out of all of them, and having suffered the most abuse in these halls. It seemed almost cruel of Darius to have brought him here, but he was safer in these walls than outside of them, in case his so-called Uncle sought retribution. Vee looked less disturbed and more disgusted, her nose twitching every time she inhaled the scent of the place. Amity remembered how she had reacted to the scent of shed palisman magic on Philip in the past, and figured this room must be saturated in the stench after decades of him feasting on them.

Luz, much like Amity, was clad in her witches wool cape, the ends a little tattered from all the adventures they’d had these past months. She cradled King closely and sent her human an understanding smile, “I’m guessing they didn’t change their minds about the plan?”

Amity shook her head, “No, but at least Darius says he’ll do it in my stead. At least he understands it’s a good plan.”

“And they have a point about you not being the one to go,” Vee said quietly, so as to not wake King, though her voice echoed off the walls despite her low volume.

“Yeah, yeah,” Amity could admit defeat, but didn’t feel great about it. She turned her head towards Hunter, “How are you holding up?”

The boy shrugged, “I’ll be fine once this is all over and settled. If we can take down Belos, remind me to thank your siblings. It’s because of them that we even have this chance.”

Amity swallowed, “I hadn’t thought of that. If this ends today, we’ll get our hands on the portal key. I can see them again.”

“And I can go home…” Vee murmured, though she looked a bit more torn over the thought than Amity had expected. She could imagine why, the basilisk had become a part of their family in her time here, with Luz acting as her sister and Camila as her mother, and she didn’t have to hide who she was anymore, like she would on Earth. Despite that, there was still a longing in her tone, and Amity knew that, staying or leaving, Vee would be so relieved to see her friends on the other side again.

Amity looked down at the sleeping King, “Has he been like that long?”

“About as long as you’ve been gone,” Luz answered, “I’m kind of hoping he’ll sleep through everything, but since we don’t even know if Belos plans to strike today, that might be wishful thinking.”

“You don’t think he’s… you know?” Amity didn’t even want to speak of that thing aloud, but knew better than to not ask at all.

Luz’s face took on a distasteful expression, “I really hope not. He hasn’t mentioned talking to that guy since we found the mirror. But it wouldn’t surprise me. Belos is after it, after all.”

“Yeah,” Amity nodded, not any happier with that information than anyone else was.


King sat cross legged on a cube in the void, chatting away and making idle, casual conversation with the Collector. The last thing the last Titan wanted to do was do or say anything that might upset the other being at this time, and so found it best to lull them into the topic he wanted to discuss, rather than drop it on him like a cartoon anvil.

“So, after all of that, Amity, Eda and I finally all find each other, and swap back into our original bodies, but we have old ladies, guards, and teenagers still chasing after us, so Eda turns the swap spell onto them, allowing us to escape in the confusion,” King finishes telling his story, giving a bow of his head as he did so.

The Collector clapped his hands, applauding King’s tale, “Wow! I can’t believe how many unique adventures I missed during season one of the Amity Blight show!”

“Some would say that one was skippable, but I personally think that was a really important adventure that helped us all grow as people,” King spoke easily to the entranced Collector, “I know I learned a lot about putting myself in others shoes, and understood that everyone has their struggles.”

“Yeah, yeah, but who cares about that stuff? I thought it was really funny how you trashed the Treasure Shack! And the ratworm race was hilarious too!” The Collector stifled giggles with a hand, as giddy as a child could be.

King kept his own expression light, but on the inside frowned. He had hoped that maybe, after all of the things he had shared these past weeks, that something in his adventures would rub off on the godlike child. Yet he still sat in his prison, laughing carelessly, learning nothing from what King had to tell them, no matter how heavy handed the Titan tried to be about it.

Despite keeping his emotions hidden, something must have given King away, the other boy’s laughter subsiding as he cocked his head, “You okay, King? You’re not laughing and having a good time!”

King was silent for a moment, before sighing. No use beating around the bush now, “If… if Belos were to come back, you’d think that was bad, right? Because he wasn’t a good friend?”

“He was the worst!” The Collector groaned, “He broke his pinky promise! No good comes from pinky promise breakers!”

King could think of a million things more severe that the man had done, but wasn’t going to argue, “Yeaaah… So, if, and I mean if, he were to come back, you still wouldn’t want to be friends with him, then?”

The Collector seemed to contemplate King’s question, leaning up close to the glass that made up his sphere, “Are you feeling jealous, King? I know, he and I spent three hundred and sixty years as besties, but you’re gonna live way longer than that, so you’ll catch up eventually! You’re my best friend now, so don’t worry!”

“Haha, you’re right, I’m just being silly,” King laughed nervously. “I’m just worried over nothing…”

Still, as he dreamed, a part of him was aware that in the outside world, an alarm was sounding.


Darius spent every available moment preparing the castle for the assault that was coming. Giving last minute orders, commanding his own Abominations to board up doors and block any entrances that were left open. It was busy work, but he wasn’t going to waste a single second if that second could ensure victory against the former Emperor.

“You’re sure the kids will be fine?” Camila asked, for what had to be the thousandth time that day. She’d been very vocal about hating every aspect of this plan since she’d been given the rundown, but without any other options, she sucked it up and helped despite that.

Still, Darius couldn’t blame her for her worry. Something nagged at him as well. “They’ll be fine. They’re in the deepest part of the castle, and I’ve stationed guards to keep an eye out for them. Even if something happens, we’ll be the first to know.” He spoke, as much as to convince himself of that as to convince her.

Anything left to be said was forgotten as the alarm sounded. To conserve magic, Darius collapsed his abomination assistants, instead fashioning his own flesh into the purple goo. Turning to his companion, he jerked his head towards the entrance of the castle down the hall, “Go, help the others slow the Abomatons down. I’ll take this chance to sneak around them through the trees. Once I’m there, I’ll teleport a squad in to attack from the rear while I get through the portal door.”

Camila nodded, racing off to join the others. Moving down the hallway on a wave of sludge, Darius passed Raine, who was giving orders to Katya, Amber and Derwin, telling them to guard the vault while they remained behind to fight on the frontlines with the others.

Darius felt a form of admiration for the bard. Their brand of magic wasn’t of much use against the Abomatons, yet Raine stood ready to lead anyways, while sending the other bards away to be the last line of defense. It kept them safe, in the end.

After crossing the bridge, it was retracted to block the path into the keep. Witches clad in blue capes and the red of the CATs hunkered down behind the sandbag barricades they had made, waiting for their enemies to show their faces. Diving low to the ground, the Abomination master slunk behind bushes and trees off the main road, working his way down the trail, keeping a lookout for the castle's attackers on the horizon. Reforming behind a large tree, Darius peeked around it, keen eyes scanning as he waited.

Yet he still saw nothing. He could hear nothing, no stomping of heavy metal boots, or shouted orders. It suddenly occurred to him that everything felt off, the still silence that had filled the castle and the areas around it was too prominent. No one had fired a single spell, not even the witches on the watchtowers who should have been the ones to sound the alarm, and who would have the best view of the area.

Reaching inside his cloak, Darius retracted his callbird, radioing Raine, “Whispers, what’s going on? No one is here.”

“What do you mean? Who raised the alarm, then?”

Was it a false alarm?” Camila’s voice joined in from her own bird.

Raine answered, “I’m not taking any chances. Everyone sound off, I want to know who sounded the alarm and where.

We’re here, all is quiet,” the first to answer the call were the bards at the vault.

“Same here from the west tower,” Harvey’s voice greeted, “Nothing to report.”

South Tower, we’re clear,” Lilith chimed in.

One by one, the groups radioed in, all giving the same answer. No one had seen anything, no one had sounded the alarm, and Darius coming out here had been a waste of time when there was so much to still be done.

Has anyone heard from the throne room guards?” Raine asked. A tense moment of silence lingered, then their voice came again, “I repeat, Throne Room, what’s going on?

A revelation hit Darius like a bolt of lightning as the very guards he stationed there to protect the kids remained silent. The lack of attackers, the sounding of the alarm, the silence from his men, and that their enemy planned to attack via a portal and wouldn’t need to go through the front gate…


“I repeat, Throne Room, what’s going on?”

Amity clamped a hand over her mouth to keep her breathing as quiet as possible. When the light of the portal door materializing into thin air had filled the room, one of them, or all of them, Amity wasn’t sure in the moment, had shouted for the guards, then following their orders, hiding as well as they could before the door opened, and the monsters came through.

The Abomatons were huge, far too gargantuan to fit through the door by normal means. Instead, they flowed through, a single dislocated limb at a time, before snapping into place like a bunch of sickening puzzle pieces. The two guards, not CATs, but clad in blue capes that showed they were part of the new Isles guard force, had done their best to take the first one down before it could assemble, but by the time they’d taken one down, the second one was already through the door and assembled, and had struck them with extreme prejudice.

A half dozen Abomatons in total came through, before finally the Emperor himself arrived. He strode in with his head held high, a polite smile on his lips as he stood over the bodies of the witches that lay on the floor. “Oh dear. It seems they saw us coming. No matter, we’ll deal with them as they come.”

Turning his attention to one particular abomaton, Belos gave it an order, “Abomination, stay here and crush anyone who isn’t meant to use the portal. The rest of you are to follow me.”

Amity’s eyes turned to Luz, who was a pillar across from her, as quiet as a mouse. When they’d first seen the portal appear, the witch had tried to wake King, but now she silently rocked his body in her arms, trying as hard as she could to keep him asleep until it was safe. Crouching next to Luz was Vee, who’s eyes were wide as she tried to remain calm in the presence of her lifelong tormentor.

Amity nearly jumped out of her skin when Hunter laid a hand on her shoulder. His lips were set in a grim line, unable to make a line of sight with anything but Belos’ shadow on the floor. Together they watched as the man briskly walked out of the room, his Abomatons storming after him, until finally they were alone, sans one more of the creatures.

The portal was right there, while Darius was outside, too far away to get to it in time. And the only thing keeping them apart from the portal was one single Abomaton. It seemed it was up to their small group to enact Amity’s plan after all. The question was, could they fight their way through? They hadn’t been strong enough to take down the Abomaton that had attacked the school before, and Willow and Gus weren’t here to back them up this time, either. Nor Principal Bump, now that they thought about it.

Ghost lingered around Amity’s ankle, waiting to be called upon, the same as Flapjack on top of Hunter’s head. Glancing over to their companions, Vee was looking past the pillar she hid behind to gaze at the guarded portal, bouncing anxiously in place, while Luz still held King. That alone was the only reason Amity had to hesitate. Someone would have to keep watch over King until he woke up, which removed not just one, but two of them from the fight.

Amity closed her eyes, thinking hard. Finally, she came to the only conclusion she could. As quietly as a cat, she slunk over to the pillar Luz and Vee were behind, Hunter floating silently on Flapjack’s staff behind her. Whispering as quietly as she possibly could, more mouthing the words than speaking them, Amity told them her plan. “You three need to go on without me. Take King with you, and sneak through the door. I’ll distract the Abomaton. They all follow me anyway, it’ll be so focused you can slip right past it.”

“What?” Luz hissed, Vee having to cover her mouth with her hand until the girl could calm down, “I’m- we’re not leaving you! It’s too dangerous, what if you get hurt?”

“I’ll be fine. These things want to take me back to the Human Realm alive, remember? If anything, I’ll be right behind you. But someone needs to get through and stop production of any more of them.” Amity answered back.

Luz whined, earning shushes from her friends. Hunter placed a hand on Amity’s shoulder, giving her a gentle shake, “We’ll do it. You can count on us. We just have to take down your father, right? How hard could one human be to beat?”

“Don’t underestimate my parents,” Amity warned, “They’re where they are in the world for a reason. Don’t take any chances.”

Together they all nodded in agreement. Hunter, Vee and Luz prepared themselves to bolt towards the door. Sucking in a breath and gathering her courage, Amity ran out from behind her cover, arms raised above her head, “Hey, look at me, I’m Amity Blight! I’m a big old distraction, come and get me!”

The reaction from the Abomaton was immediate. It lugged its form away from the door, raising a fist into the air as it did so. Amity waved her hands to tell her friends to go, and as quickly as they could they ran, footsteps echoing across the marble floors as they neared the doorway to the Human Realm.

Amity beamed in victory, only to realize the hand coming down wasn’t aiming to pick her up. With a yelp, she threw her body into a last second dodge, hitting the ground just as the Abomaton’s fist cracked stone. While Amity recovered, the Abomaton’s head turned towards the sounds of feet, locking eyes on Luz and friends as they ran. Acting out of character, the machine turned around, starting to give chase to the others instead of Amity, “Guys, this ones different! Abort the plan, it’ll follow you through the door!”

The gang skidded to a halt, but it was far too late to not be seen and go back to their hiding spot. The Abomaton stomped towards them, raising both its fists with the intent to smash them to pieces. Hunter gripped his staff tightly, throwing both arms around Vee and Luz’s necks, and teleported, moving them all in a flash of energy that left the girls dizzy and Hunter disoriented from the strain of moving them all.

As if to add to the chaos, that was when King awoke, kicking his little feet and thrashing his arms. “He’s here! We got to stop him, Belos is here!”

“We’re aware of that!” Vee shouted over his cries.

“King, I need you to chill, we’re in the middle of something here!” Luz tried her best to hold on to her squirming brother, but it was a losing fight.

“He’s already in the vault,” King screeched, finally dislodging himself from Luz’s grip, “I saw him, peeking through the mirror! I need to stop him!”

“King, wait!” Luz and the others yelled as the little demon ran on all fours, bounding for the door in a rush. He tried to open the heavy doors, but they wouldn’t budge under his pitiful strength. Thankfully, he hadn’t needed to open it, as they were pried open by purple, goopy hands, the furious face of Darius, in full Abomination form, barreling through.

King didn’t pause to give his thanks, scurrying through the opening and racing down the halls. The only thing stopping Amity from giving chase was the wall of metal and slime that was between her and the exit that seemed to remember that she was also there. “A little help, please!?”

Darius’ form wrapped around the Abomaton’s torso, his legs and arms stretching out to grab hold of its arms to keep it from attacking. The monster groaned, fighting against the witch’s grip, but Darius had studied the things enough to know the best way to hinder it. “Get out of here! I’ll hold it back until you can get to safety!”

Amity gave a single nod, making to race for the throne room door. Before she could bolt, though, her body stiffened, and she turned to face the portal, which still stood there, waiting for someone to step through it. Seeing her companions, she could tell they also wanted to take this chance. Luz herself was torn, looking between the portal and the throne room’s exit, hoping that King would be okay. Ultimately, in her hesitation, her choice was made for her, the Abomaton stomping between Luz and the exit. With its thrashing, there was no easy way for her to leave without the risk of being crushed.

“What are you doing?” Darius growled, straining to hold the Abomaton back any longer, “Do not go through that portal! I said I’d handle it, now leave it be!”

Hunter shook his head, looking hurt to go against his mentor's orders. He took a step back, offering a silent apology, then grabbed onto the portal door’s handle, pulling it open, and stepping inside. Vee was right behind him, not nearly as hesitant as she went though. Luz bit her lip, blinking back worried tears, and shouted up to the man, “King’s gone after Belos! He’s in the vault! Keep him safe!”

Amity’s feet finally responded to her calls to move, and she strode over to her girlfriend’s side, grasping her hand, and giving it a tug. Together, they walked through the portal, which closed behind them. It lingered there for a moment, its large yellow eye glaring at Darius as if to mock him, then folded and vanished from sight, ensuring the man that he couldn’t follow.

“Grrrahh!” Darius gave a cry of anger and frustration, shifting his body so that he was wrapped entirely around the Abomaton’s head. He strangled it, coiling himself around, then formed blades from the goo that made up his body and like a fury powered blender he forced himself to contort and move, slicing deep into the Abomaton’s neck, cutting through the goo and to the metal below, then slicing through that and into the wires underneath, then slicing through those as well, until the head had nothing connecting it to the body, it’s face falling to clatter against the floor as the goop melted off, leaving behind only a metal skull.

Darius himself joined the skull, crashing down in a more solid form, utterly exhausted from the amount of effort that last act had taken. The body was not meant to twist and turn in such a way, even when it had been made of abomination goo, and he certainly would be feeling that every day for the next month. With some effort and a lot of pain, he pried himself back off of the ground, limping to his feet. With one more tired glance at where the door had been, he turned away, intent on locating King and keeping him away from the insane former Emperor of the Isles.

He didn’t make it much farther than out the door before he collapsed, falling against the cold stone walls of the palace. The next thing he knew, he was hearing footsteps coming his way. Had he blacked out? He wasn’t sure. If he had, how long had it been?

Groggily, he looked up to see a feathery face near his own. Eda. “Hey, Toupee, come on, where are the kids?”

Blinking wearily, he shook his head, hating that dumb nickname. “Vault… King’s at the vault.”

Eda might have paled under her already white facial feathers. As gently as she could without being slow, she helped him sit and slump against the wall, “You stay right here, okay? I’ll send Camila or another witch with medical training soon, but I need to make sure my kid is okay. Then you’re telling me exactly what happened to my other brats.”

The harpy didn’t wait for a response. Didn’t have to, as Darius passed out again. There wasn’t enough room for Eda to flap her wings in these halls, so she did the next best thing, climbing on top of Owlbert and having him fly, and hoping she remembered the way since Raine had shown her where it was.

It turns out, she didn’t. She became lost in the maze that was the palace, going through one hallway, then the next, desperately trying to reoriente herself. “Come on, Eda, this isn’t helping anyone. Take a breath, and try again, we’ll find him.” Eda slapped her cheeks, inhaled, and counted to ten, knowing it was wishful thinking that this would solve her problem.

She could swear she’d been turned into a genie rather than a harpy as her wish came true. Stumbling through the hallways, looking just as lost and panicked as she was, was none other than King. He was muttering to himself, looking this way and that with confused panic written on his face, clearly wondering just how he managed to turn himself around.

“I could have sworn it was a left and then…” He turned around, seeing her floating there on top of Owlbert, “Mom?”

“There you are!” She glided over, scooping him up by the scruff of his neck, “Do you know how much trouble you’re in? I don’t know where you get off thinking you don’t have to listen to anyone or obey any rules and- oh… oh, this is karma for my childhood, isn’t it?”

“No time for funny banter!” King wiggling, trying to get her to release him, “Belos already has the mirror! We need to stop him before he can leave!”

“Did you think you could stop him on your own?” Eda questioned, flicking him with a claw at the center of his bony forehead. “We all know where he’s going! I’m sure half the castle is heading for his position now. We’ll get him.

Her callbird poked its beak out of her hair at that moment, cawing out a message from Katya, “He’s gone. I repeat, Belos is gone, and he’s taken the Collector’s Mirror with him.”

“Fu-“ Eda swallowed, shaking angrily that she had to be a parent even in a moment like this, “farts!”


Philip reformed inside of a cave, holding his prize in his hands. It seemed fitting, this had been the same place he’d first made a deal with the Collector all those years ago, when Amity and that accursed Lilith had shattered his nose. It was only right he finished his work here as well, almost poetic in a way, he supposed.

The witches he had captured from the Conformatorium were chained to the walls, gagged and blindfolded so he needn't hear their complaints. He kept them fed and watered, that was really all they needed until he was done with them, and they should be thankful for that much. If he had his way, he’d just have burned them at the stake, but he still needed them for his plans.

It had been a bit of a shame to have to lower himself to stealing the mirror back, but when he’d decided to flee back to the Human Realm until he could hash out a new plan of attack, he refused to even consider taking something as dangerous as the Collector with him, even as bound as it was in its pen. Holding the newly recovered mirror aloft, he called forth the entity within, “Oh Collector, it’s time to say hello. Come on out, my little friend.”

“I told you, we aren’t friends anymore!” The Collector’s shadow was cast outward onto the cavern wall, looking down at Belos spitefully. “You broke your pinky promise!”

“Did I now?” Philip feigned hurt, putting a hand over his heart, “I promised I’d let you out, not that I wouldn’t leave. I was in danger. Outnumbered by those… those nasty witches. And I came back, didn’t I?”

The Collector crossed his arms. His face was turned away, but it was clear from his eyes he was considering the man's words. Finally, he stuck his nose in the air, and said firmly, “I don’t believe you!”

“Come now, I just need you to do me a favor. If you don’t want me around anymore, I’ll be on my way as soon as it’s done.” Philip attempted to soothe. “I just need you to move the moon over the sun in a few days' time. Everything else can be left to me, but I cannot wait for another eclipse to happen on its own.”

“Nope! No way!” The brat spat out childishly.

Philip was never known for his patience. He’d once had a plethora of statues of petrified witches as proof of that fact, and what little he had was rapidly depleting. Still, he had an ace up his sleeve, “Would you still feel that way if I upheld my bargain? You still want out, don’t you?”

Now that got the Collector’s attention. He almost looked hopeful, and Philip stifled a grin, knowing he had him now.

The hopeful expression was quickly covered up by searing doubt, the Collector ‘hmphing’ and turning his back on his former friend. “You need Titan’s blood to do that, and I know you don’t have any!”

“But I do know where to get some,” Belos assured diplomatically, “if you think I’m lying, why, how about a new deal? I’ll let you out first, and then you’ll do me my favor?”

In truth, he’d always intended on keeping the brat locked away for eternity after finishing with the Demon Realm. Such a vile creature was an affront to nature and God’s will. Still, if it meant eliminating everything else on the Isles, he’d take the trade off. He was burning that portal door when he was through with it, and the Collector would be just as alone as he was in his prison once Philip was done with this world.

The Collector seemed to mull it over. “Hmmm… well… I suppose… but that doesn’t make us friends! I don’t want to see you again when we’re done!”

“That can be arranged. You just leave the planning to me, and we’ll both get what we want.” Philip chuckled.

With the new deal sealed, the Collector’s shadow lightened up, leaning back in the air as if hanging in an invisible hammock, “So, did you find a vein of Titan’s blood somewhere? Or go on some kind of adventure, to find enough to get me out?”

“Something like that,” Philip allowed himself a smirk, “Before the Day of Unity was to happen all those months ago, word spread from beyond my border, from all the way on the other side of the world. Something about the last Titan being found after a millennia.”

From his frock coat’s pocket, Philip pulled a wanted poster out, unfolding it to show off a picture of King, with a reward underneath it. “And as it were, I know just where to find him.”

The Collector cocked his head at the picture of the face of his friend, giving nothing away on if he knew that face or not. Finally, with a slightly guilty pout on his lips, they muttered, “I’m sure if we ask nicely, he won’t mind giving up a drop or two from his wittle paw.”

Philip fingered the dagger in his belt, taking comfort in its weight, “Yes, a drop or two will do just fine…”

Notes:

This was originally supposed to be two different chapters, but I ended up fusing them together when I realized the original chapter 3 was me literally just killing time until I could get to the cliffhanger at the end, because I’m addicted to them. So, instead I made that cliffhanger an opening stinger, and even with the combined chapters this still barely came out the size of a normal chapter. I’m glad I settled for ending it this way.

So, now Amity and friends are in the human world. Who was going was up in the air for a while. I wasn’t sure if I should include Gus and Willow or not, because canon did, but this isn’t canon, or anywhere close to canon, it was hard justifying why they’d be there, and once I throw in the twins, the Blight parents, and Vee’s friends, the next chapter or two is going to have a lot of cast to work with. Even Luz being there was up in the air just due to wondering if that would be too many characters. King got left behind exactly because I couldn’t think of a way to fit him in at all.

The Collector may be incredibly powerful, but he’s still just a dumb kid at the end of the day. Unfortunately, him putting his own wants in front of others might just get someone hurt. What’s funny is one of your guys said you thought during the season 2 finale that Belos might be desperate enough in this AU to let out the Collector, and were disappointed that it didn’t happen, when really that was the plan all along, I just needed to get to a point where Belos would come to that conclusion as well.

And the consequences of Titan Trapper Island happening early rear their head as well. Belos knows what King is. Let’s just hope the guy with the knife, known for stabbing people, doesn’t stab our precious baby!

Finally, Owlson is a reference to the Ducktales reboot, and King talking about Once Upon a Swap is a meta reference to the fact I skipped over it while insisting it was filler within the confines of this story way back in chapter 6. I love you guys, comment if you like, and I’ll see you in a few more days!

Chapter 41: Worlds Apart

Notes:

I wouldn’t describe the previous chapters in this season as short, but they also haven’t reached the same lengths others have, and that feels a bit disappointing. So here is another fusion chapter, one that was intended to be two, but fused into one for an extra long adventure!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The room on the other side of the portal door was dimly lit, and hard to see anything in. There were no windows to shed any extra light, and Amity could only just make out silhouettes of machinery around her, unable to tell what exactly they were even for at the moment.

She could tell one thing though. This was clearly one of her father’s workshops. A small factory, dedicated to personal projects that weren’t ready to be shown off to investors and the like.

“This is the Human Realm?” Hunter’s breath misted near her ear, his voice lowered. A shiver ran down Amity’s spine, not from the boy’s proximity, but because the air here was just so much more frigid than the isles had been only moments before. Her light coat and skirt didn’t provide a lot of protection. “It’s a lot colder and darker than I imagined from his stories…”

Luz shivered, clasping onto Amity for warmth, “It wasn’t this chilly last time we were here.”

Vee sniffled, even more miserable than the others were due to being cold blooded, “Can we just find some place warm? I don’t want to go into hibernation or something…”

There was a clattering noise just outside the room that made each of the teens jump. Muffled, muttered curses and foot steps followed after, and the door leading inside’s knob began to rattle. A breath hitched in her throat, Amity hissing, “Scatter!” Before bolting, diving behind one of the bigger silhouettes nearby, just in time for a door to open, a blindingly bright ray of light cast over the darkness of the workshop.

Amity realized too late that what she was hiding behind was an inactive husk of an Abomaton, one that had been filled with Abomination goop, but otherwise seemed powered off. Surrounding it was a variety of tools scattered about, on top of little work tables that had wheels on their feet, and on the floor, sticking haphazardly out of toolboxes. There was even a welder at the Abomaton’s feet. Amity, despite her distaste for the creation, leaned her body against its cold metal frame to keep from being seen. The others were likewise doing their best to not be spotted from their own places, while simultaneously sticking their eyes and noses out to get a peek at whoever had entered.

A man with a shuffling gait entered, dragging his feet tiredly across the floor. With the harsh light behind him, it cloaked nearly his entire body in shadow except for his back, which revealed he wore a jumpsuit covered in purple and black stains. Over his face was a pair of goggles, hiding his eyes as they scanned the room, as if he could sense something was off.

Amity ducked her head back behind her hiding spot just as her father’s head snapped to face her direction. An impatient part of her wanted to strike now, as he was just one man. That would end Belos’ supply line right then and there, if they could capture her father. But the wise part of her warned of trouble. They were in the very factory the Abomatons were constructed in, and more than one could be stomping around. If that were the case, they’d lose, and will have failed for nothing.

A third part of her, that she did her best to ignore, whispered of fears, that she wasn’t ready to face him right now. That some piece of him still held control over her, no different than any of the machines he made. She denied her mind’s accusations, but remained still and hidden, waiting for the moment to pass.

Eventually Alador’s eyes peeled away from her hidey hole, instead focusing on the portal door in front of him. Reaching under his collar, Alador brought forth a familiar key, which hung around his neck. With a press to the eye, the portal door vanished, and the man gave one last suspicious look around the room before turning around and heading back out the way he came in, closing the door with a click and shrouding the room back in shadows.

Amity allowed her body to sag in relief, as did the others who climbed or slithered out of their hiding spots. Vee had been inside one of the emptied out Abomaton torsos that was suspended from the ceiling by chains, coiled around its innards so as to not slip out and onto the floor. Luz was hiding behind one of the wheeled tables, her form hardly fitting behind the small space. Lastly, Hunter lowered himself from the ceiling, having flown up on Flapjack at the last possible second.

Keeping her voice low, Amity whispered over the din of silence, “Alright, we should find out where the bulk of these Abomatons are kept, and set up a plan of atta-“

A pair of hands sprung from the shadows and grabbed onto her, one clamping over her mouth and muffling the surprised scream she let out. Immediately, Hunter had his staff trained on the invaders, Luz right behind him with a pair of spell circles “Let Amity go!”

“Shh!” Whoever it was spoke, stifling cackles. The light from Luz’s magic rings cast back the darkness enough to reveal the blond hair and smirking faces of the twins, Edric and Emira, the latter of whom was the one holding Amity, while the former was clutching at his gut, trying to keep himself quiet as much as he was trying to silence them.

“Emira!” Amity pulled her sister’s hand off of her and elbowed her in the ribs, attempting to pull away from her.

“I’m sorry, you guys were just standing there, we couldn’t resist,” Emira snorted, nose crinkled up as she giggled.

“You didn’t hear us come in, when else were we going to get another chance like that?” Edric added, “Though, I’m glad Em’s the one who did it, I like my ribs unbruised, please.

Their eyes landed on Hunter, and the laughter died. Emira started rolling up her sleeve, ready to introduce his face to her fist in the way only someone who’d been raised by a semi-professional boxer could. The boy raised his hands in his defense, with Vee of all people intercepting the other teenage girl to stop her from pummeling the ex-Golden Guard, “Wait, wait, he’s on our side! For real this time!”

“Move it, snake girl,” Emira ordered, readjusting her angle. Vee slithered around to keep blocking the girl, shifting her body until she was back into her human disguise, hoping they’d recognize her enough to stand down.

“As much as I hate to say it, they’re right, Em,” Edric spoke quickly, glancing his head this way and that, eyes strained against the darkness. “We don’t have time, and we’re making enough noise as is, let’s get out of here before the guards find us.”

The human teen stepped back into the shadows from whence he’d come, revealing a door hidden in darkness. Turning the knob, he ushered the group inside, very reluctantly letting Hunter through with them when Amity harshly glared at him, then silently closed the door, simultaneously turning on the light with a switch beside the door frame.

The bright light was blinding, the Demon realm inhabitants blinking wearily as they realized where they were. A simple storage closet, with a few cleaning supplies stuffed on shelves. Emira gestured to one of the walls, revealing a loose vent cover that led outside, the cold winter weather bleeding in with the air.

One by one the teenagers shuffled outside. The crunch of snow under her shoes sounded like thunder to Amity’s ears, wondering and expecting some kind of security guard to hear them and come looking. Once they were out, Emira settled the vent back into place, then moved a nearby wooden pallet over it to hide their entryway.

Out in the light of day, away from the factory and the events of the Castle, it started to sink in for Amity that she really was back in the Human Realm. But more importantly, she was reunited with her brother and sister. As Emira straightened up after putting the vent back in place, she was nearly knocked off her feet as Amity threw herself at her in an embrace, squeezing her elder sister tightly.

Edric was next, Amity tackling him around his mid center and squeezing, “I missed you two.”

“Who are you, and what have you done with our sister?” Edric cracked, but the wobbly grin on his face betrayed his true emotions as he squeezed her back.

Emira swiped at her face with her sleeve, hastily getting rid of any evidence that she was a little overwhelmed by the reunion, or that she thought the hug had ended too soon. “As great as it is to see you again, Amity, we should go. We can talk while we walk. I’m sure you’ve got questions.”

“So many,” Luz piped up, “like, why does your Dad have the portal key? How many Abomatons does he have at the ready?”

Vee shivered and shook, clutching her arms tightly against her chest, “Do you have any warm clothes we could b-borrow?”

“Speaking of, what are you two wearing?” Amity raised a brow, seeing their outfits stand out against the bright white of the snow.

Emira’s long hair was out of its braid, hanging loose and wild and blowing in the chilled breeze, wrapping around her like a blanket. She wore a loud flannel shirt, with an orange down vest over it, and a pair of dark jeans. Beside her, Edric was wearing a scarlet turtleneck with a simple black leather jacket worn over it. His own jeans were bright blue, standing out starkly from the white snow that littered the ground.

“Look, we’re on a budget, we got the warmest things we could find at the thrift store. Sue us.” Edric crossed his arms.

“She’s just jealous she can’t pull this look off,” Em insisted, nose up in the air. They continued to stomp through the snowy trail, following footsteps that were imprinted in them that had to have been left by the twins on their way there. “I think the better question is why you’re all so ill equipped for the snow. Who wears a skirt in freezing weather?”

Amity tugged on the bottom of her skirt, feeling a rush of indignant irritation rising up and into her cheeks, painting them red, “For your information, it’s still a very warm eighty degrees back on the Boiling Isles. We didn’t exactly plan on showing up today.”

“Sorry about that, we didn’t have a time for when they’d strike,” Ed apologized. “We were lucky enough to overhear what little we did about the plan. We’ve been scoping them out for the past few months, but it’s hard to get close enough and not get caught.”

“As for why Dad has the key, they’re sorta using our plan,” Emira answered, eyes narrowing at Hunter, “Or what was going to be our plan.”

“Sorry…” Hunter rubbed the back of his head, face flushed in shame, “Really, I am so, so sorry-“

“Stow it, you’ve got other people to grovel to later,” Emira cut him off, then turned her attention back to Luz, who had asked the question to begin with, “They don’t want to risk losing their only way there, so keep the key on this side, opening and closing the door as needed. As for the… what did you call them? Abomatons? Wow, that’s a way better name than Dad came up with… Anyway, we don’t have exact numbers, but we’re pretty sure a few dozen?”

“A-and the cl-clothes?” Vee moaned, nose dripping. Taking pity on the cold blooded girl, Luz and Amity wrapped their arms around her, attempting to keep her warm with their body heat. It didn’t fix the issue, but Vee seemed less likely to go into shock.

“We’ll get you some, promise,” Ed winked, “Your little girlfriend, the rich blonde one, at least, has been taking care of that kind of stuff for us. If we’re getting the scraps, I’m sure she’s already got a hot outfit for snow dates already picked out for you.”

The group traveled blindly for about twenty minutes on foot, cutting through the trees and underbrush of the forest that eclipsed a lot of the outskirts of Gravesfield. Luz oohed and awed as she watched birds and other wildlife flit past them. Even Hunter, as reserved and nervous as he was to be in the presence of the twins, and knowing he’d soon have to answer to the others he helped wrong, couldn’t help but break into small smiles when he saw the occasional squirrel or rabbit.

Amity rolled her eyes when the boy, once one of her worst enemies, let out a small squeal when he saw a red cardinal fly above the treeline, pointing it out to Flapjack, who was perched on his shoulder.

Eventually they made it to their destination. A run down shack, with a tarp that looked like it had seen better days stretched over the roof to keep out the rain and snow. A large red number seven was painted on the front of the door, and between Luz and Amity, Vee broke out into a teary eyed grin as she saw her home waiting for her to return to it. “I’m back…”

“You live here?” Amity asked, looking at the run down place with a disconcerting eye. The idea that Vee had made this her home for the weeks and months she’d been here seemed almost sad, but the basilisk looked at it like it was a palace rather than a decrepit hut.

Though now that Amity was looking at it, she realized she’d seen it before, though it had looked a bit different. This was where she’d chased Owlbert, where she’d gone through the portal for the very first time, and met Eda. This was, in a way, where her own journey had started. Where a human had left for the Demon Realm, and a Demon had stayed in the Human Realm. It was almost kind of poetic that they’d both found their way back here together.

“Hope you don’t mind, but we’ve been staying here,” Em stepped forward, taking a key from her pocket. A padlock had been put on the door since Vee had been away, with Emira taking it off and opening the door for everyone to step inside.

Amity was more than a little surprised to find the inside was actually heated. From the looks of it, it was a plug in heater doing all the work, but the fact the run down hut got electricity at all took her off guard. Vee reacted to the change in temperature immediately, letting out a happy sigh and leaving her friend’s arms to sit beside the heater, holding her blue fingers out to its warmth. “I- I am soooo glad I first arrived here in the summer… I’m not sure how I would have handled the winter alone.”

The other three inhabitants of the Demon Realm were just as relieved to not be out in the cold. Still, they had standards, and this place wasn’t meeting them. “This place is a dump,” Hunter observed, and he wasn’t just talking about the overall state of the construction.

Edric and Emira clearly hadn’t been keeping the place clean. Food wrappers and other trash was littered about with no sense of care. Unwashed clothes were scattered around, as was their hygiene products and makeup. The makeup especially took up a lot of the clutter, with no one sure which was Emira’s and which were Edric’s. Even the futon that was used as a bed wasn’t made, the blankets balled up in the middle.

“Sorry, the, uh, maid is out today,” Edric said lamely, taking out a cheap flip phone and sending a text to Clara that they’d arrived.

Emira pushed the blanket to the side so the futon was open to sit on. She plopped down, patting the seat beside her, “We’ve got some time to kill until the others get here. Let’s rest so we can start to plan our next move once they arrive.”


Eda sat on the floor in the middle of the throne room she hated so much, waiting for someone to start coming up with a plan. Darius had come out of his fight mostly unharmed, but he was almost entirely exhausted of his bile. Once he’d regained consciousness, he’d explained everything that had happened as he understood it.

“Shouldn't we have seen something like this coming?” Eda questioned over the din the others were making. “Isn’t this exactly why we have Oracles to begin with? What happened to that bozo who used to be in charge of this stuff?”

Raine cupped their face in their hands, “After the assault on the Conformatorium, I sent out word to the other coven heads, only to come up empty. Osran of the All-Seeing Eye has been missing since approximately the same time as the first assault of the Abomaton’s on the pier. There were signs of a struggle at his place of residence. He put up a fight.”

Eda scoffed, “So much for All-Seeing… So, Belos went after him first?”

“My Dad isn’t answering his scroll, either,” Steve added glumly, setting said device down. “I’ve been trying to get a hold of him since the prison break, but he hasn’t been answering. I didn’t think much of it, he’s never been good with scrolls, but I’ve asked around, but no one’s seen him, at least since the day that Abomaton attacked the school.”

“Mason is missing as well?” Lilith said softly, her lips forming a worried line. “The Abomatons sent after Amity were a distraction… So, Belos really is trying to restart the Day of Unity…”

“And he believes the Collector can restart it for him,” Camila finished, gulping. “I know we assumed he was powerful, but just how powerful are we talking?”

“I think only one of us could answer that accurately,” Raine responded, turning their gaze to Eda, or more specifically, the demon who rested in her lap. “Seeing as King’s been keeping up his conjugal visits without telling any of us.”

The Titan whimpered pitifully from his spot in his Mother’s lap, knowing he was in trouble for keeping that bit a secret from the others. Even his mother, always on his side, raked her fingers across his skull a little more forcefully than she usually did. “Oh, back off, would you. King couldn’t help but take pity on the kid, even if he’s a monster.”

“Can we please maintain some kind of focus here?” Darius snapped, then clutched at his head, groaning in pain from the migraine building behind his brows. Eberwolf chittered softly beside him, handing the Abomination master some medicine and a glass of water to take, Darius giving his friend a grateful nod as he swallowed them.

Raine sighed, then nodded in agreement, “I- I think you’re right. We need to come up with something. But we need to be careful. We rushed in last time we thought he was going to perform the draining spell, and had we not overestimated Belos then, we would have lost. As it stands, he only needs you, Darius, as well as Eberwolf, and myself, then he’ll have everything he needs for his plan.”

“If you’re suggesting what I think you are, count me out,” Darius growled. “I refuse to go into hiding while that man runs free.”

“I’m not saying that yet, I’m just saying we need to be smarter about this. We can’t just give him all the pieces on the board.” Raine argued back.

While the Bard and Abomination Masters bickered, Lilith took the chance to approach Eda and Camila, head bowed low, “I’m sorry that things went the way they did today. Had I known, I’d have volunteered to guard the children myself.”

“Don’t worry about it, Lils,” Eda shrugged, “If you’d done that, I wouldn’t have trusted you and would have stayed myself, and we’d have bickered and fought and done Belos’ job for him.”

The corner of Lilith’s lips turned upward. Things between her and her sister were still tense, Eda still refusing to look her in the eye even after all this time, but the fact she casually joked about the murder attempts without any real spite in her voice was enough for Lilith in this moment. “Still, if you or Camila need anything, all you have to do is ask. I know Luz and Amity are capable, but it still can’t be easy knowing they’re off in another realm without you.”

Eda was silent for a moment, then huffed. “I’m still not used to not having to remind you that she has a name. Remember when you used to just call her ‘that human?’”

Camila nudged Eda with her elbow, “Thank you, Lilith, for the offer. We’ll let you know if we need anything.”

“Actually,” Raine interrupted, stepping in beside the three. King shrank a little on their approach, still feeling like a scolded child, but Raine let him be, “I think I could use your help for a plan. One that just might turn the tide in our favor. But it will be dangerous.”

Lilith gaped a little to be asked something so important, eyes turning over to her sister and Camila. Eda gave a halfway encouraging nod, and Camila flashed a thumbs up. Knowing she had the trust and backing of two of the most important people in her life, Lilith turned back to the co-leader of the CATs, “I’m up for anything. Let me help.”


It was decided that they weren’t going to bother discussing any type of plans until everyone could get there. No point in going over everything multiple times, and as impatient as the twins were, none of them wanted to have to get everyone else on the same page over and over again. Instead, they killed time with small talk, Amity explaining as best she could why exactly the twins shouldn’t seek revenge on Hunter while he was still in punching distance, and that they’d probably lose in a fist fight with him anyway if they pushed it.

The first person to arrive at the cabin was Clara Heartfield. To say she was relieved to see Vee safe and sound after so long was an understatement. The cheerleader rushed forward to embrace her girlfriend, tears beading at the corners of her eyes, “You’re really back!”

Vee wrapped her arms around Clara, ignoring the cold that clung to her clothes after the walk in the snow and focusing instead on the warmth she brought to the basilisk. “I told you I’d make it. Took me longer than I thought, but I’m here. How was the dance?”

Clara chuckled into the crevice between Vee’s neck and shoulder, “It was fantastic. I wish you’d been there, but I took so many pictures. I’m sure you’ll love the outfits Masha and I picked out for it.”

Amity coughed into her fist, not wanting to break the two apart, but also not wanting to be around such a gushy reunion while stuck in such a small space. She silently hoped that she and Luz weren’t that bad, though she couldn’t blame the two after being apart for over four months. The two humans exchanged glances, Clara realizing that Amity was back in the human realm as well, and let out a squeal, letting go of Vee to open her arms and give Amity a hug as well, “Look at you, who would have thought I’d ever see you on this side of things again?”

“It’s only temporary,” Amity assured lightly, “I’m planning on going right back to my normal, everyday adventures in the Demon Realm once my business here is done.”

It didn’t take much longer for the next member of Cabin Seven to join them. They had plenty of warning, as what sounded like a stampede barreled up the steps of Vee’s shack before the door was thrown open, the thing so poorly aged and weather beaten it nearly came off its hinges. Masha stood in all her gothy glory, hair a little longer, and surprisingly an inch or so taller, staring with an open mouth in Vee’s direction.

Ignoring everyone else in the room, Masha charged forward, placing her hands on either side of Vee’s face and pulling her into a deep kiss. Amity’s eyes widened and she forced herself to look away out of flustered embarrassment. Luz and Hunter weren’t much better, Luz’s eyes locked on the misshapen floorboards while Hunter stared on in shock, ears tinged red.

When Vee pulled away, her own face was beet red, with a grin painted on over it. She’d been so caught off guard by the frontal assault that she’d lost control over her form somewhat, skin turning green and scaly, the whites of her eyes tinged light blue. “I… wow! It’s nice to see you too, Masha!”

Edric gagged, and beside him Emira deadpanned, “I’m pretty sure I saw some forked tongue in there. Please, for the love of the Titan, or whatever God rules over your realm, don’t make out in the middle of our living space again.”

Vee, riding high off the short makeout session she’d just recieved, blinked, then without hesitation threw back, “Maybe don’t tell me what I can do under my own roof?”

The twins had no come back for that, and stewed in silence. All that was left was for Tom and Sam to make an appearance. After everyone casually explained why Masha shouldn’t also kill Hunter, of course, a common enough reoccurrence as of late that the boy didn’t even blink as he received threats directly to his face.

“While you were gone, we came out to our parents,” Clara explained, the three sitting together on the edge of Vee’s futon. Her voice was low, as the room got more and more crowded, and none of them wanted to step outside into the cold for privacy, least of all Vee.

Vee grasped both of their hands in her own. She didn’t bother readjusting her human disguise while in her own home after it had partially dropped, and neither of her girlfriends seemed to mind, though if Masha was anything to go by, she found the scales more than pleasing. “How did that go?” Vee asked, minding the others feelings. She personally didn’t understand what the big deal was, but did understand that it was an issue humans seemed to be working through. She understood well enough the matters of persecution to be empathetic.

“It went pretty well on my family’s end,” Masha smirked, gazing knowingly at Clara, “Though I’m pretty sure they were just glad someone out there could handle me. Also, that I managed to snag someone way outside of my league.”

“I’m not out of your league,” Clara automatically corrected, her brow stern. This was clearly an argument they’d had before.

“You’re hot, popular, not to mention rich. I’ve got the hot thing down, at least, but I’m only one for three,” Masha laughed, sending the cheerleader a wink.

The cheerleader rolled her eyes, turning her focus back to Vee, “My parents were fine with it as well. A bit… surprised, to say the least, seeing as I’d only ever talked about boys before, but it went okay.”

She bobbed her head back and forth for a moment, eyes upward, “They did seem to think Masha was a bit strange. I can’t imagine what they’ll think when I tell them about you, too.”

“You haven’t told them about me, yet?” Vee cocked her head.

“No offense, Vee, but your existence is kind of hard for anyone to believe unless they’ve seen you in person,” Masha soothed, placing a hand on Vee’s shoulder. “I mean, it might just be my parents, but there are only so many times you can tell someone you’re seeing demons before they stop believing you.”

“I think what they think you mean by seeing demons is entirely different than what you’re actually trying to tell them,” Clara pointed out, a fond smirk on her lips.

Vee looked between them both, unable to keep the giddiness from radiating off of her, “I’m so glad to have you two back, and I’m happy you both stayed by each other’s sides while I couldn’t be there.”

“Of course we did,” Clara scoffed playfully, “We, you know, like each other and stuff.”

“Love you too, Clares,” Masha teased, earning a shade of pink from the cheerleader over the declaration of affection. Masha reached out, grasping Vee’s hand in her own, “there’s one more thing… I came out to everyone else about something else… something a bit more personal…”

Vee squeezed her partner’s hand, head cocked curiously over the sudden change of expression on Masha’s face. “You look nervous, you know you can tell me anything, right?”

Masha breathed out a sigh, “Sorry, I know you’ll be fine with it, but that doesn’t mean I’m still not a little anxious to say it. It's a pretty big change, one even I’m still adapting to.”

“Take your time,” Vee encouraged, pressing a kiss to Masha’s fingers. Beside them, Clara offered a supportive hand on the goth’s shoulders.

“I made a bit of a discovery about myself while you were away. It’s all thanks to Sam, really, that I’m more comfortable with this side of myself. They’ve been a big help in figuring stuff out, and being there for me to ask questions. What I’m trying to say, Vee, is I can’t be your girlfriend anymore, because… I’m not a girl. I, uh, I’m non-binary, is what I’m trying to say, not that I don’t want to date you.” Masha looked up at Vee, biting their lip and waiting to see the basilisk’s response.

Vee tightened her grip on Masha’s hand, finally noticing the change in nail color that matched their flag, and sent them the purest grin she was capable of, “Just when I thought you couldn’t be any more perfect, you one up yourself. I’m proud of you, and I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to be here for the start of this important transition. But I’m here now, and I want you to know, this doesn’t change anything about how I feel about you. You’re still my partner, for as long as you’ll have me.”

Their cheeks lit up bashfully, Masha looking flustered to hear those words, “Thanks, Vee. I- I’ve really missed you during this time. It hasn’t always been easy. The others have been here for me, of course.” The goth placed a hand over Clara’s, still clasped around their shoulder as they said that.

“Clara especially has been so, so good to me.” Clara’s chinked tinted pink, growing darker as Masha leaned back to press a kiss to her cheek before returning her attention to Vee, “but not everyone has been as understanding.”

“Then I’ll just have to bite them for you,” Vee insisted, earning a chuckle from Masha and Clara. “I’m sure no one here has a problem with it, right guys? Right?”

Vee looked around, flashing her teeth playfully around the room. Edric raised his hands in surrender, “Damn, looks like I can’t be a bigot anymore, wouldn’t want demon rabies!”

“You haven’t had your shots?” Luz asked him seriously, raising a brow.

Vee turned back to her partner, brushing her hands through their long hair, “See? Problem solved.”

Masha chuckled as they fingered their own hair, wrapping it around in curls, “You know, as much as I rock this look, I’ve been thinking of lopping it all off. I… I wanted to wait until you got back so I could see your reaction. Think you’ll still think I’m a perfect ten with it short?”

“Absolutely,” Vee murmured, bumping their noses together. “I can’t wait to see it.”

The tender moment was interrupted by the last of Vee’s friends making their appearance, Tom and Sam, notably arriving at the same time. Vee wasn’t sure if she’d just forgotten, or if he’d grown, but the teenage boy seemed even taller than before. His winter coat hung off his thin frame like curtains. Despite his general lazy attitude, he pushed past everyone else to get to Vee even as she stood up to get to him. “I missed my gaming partner so much” He wheezed, any attempts to compose himself forgotten. Vee didn’t blame him one bit for getting so emotional, feeling more than a little overwhelmed herself now that the last of the people she loved in this world were here.

Sam, buried under a thick sweater and a scarf so long it had to be wrapped around their neck multiple times, didn’t share the same sentiment. They lightly kicked Tom in the shins, “Move already, you’re hogging all the hugs to yourself.”

Tom simply opened his arms in response, nonplussed by the enbies usual attitude, and pulled them into the embrace as well. Sam straightened their jostled glasses, huffing to themselves and wrapped their arms around Vee’s neck as well, unable to move until Tom had his fill of affection and released the two of them.

The three shuffled apart, Vee taking a step back to admire the two and see how they’d grown. Or maybe it was just Tom, since Sam seemed just as squat as ever, still only an inch or two above Vee’s height. The basilisk realized that with her goth joyfriend sprouting that tiny bit in her absence, that left her as the shortest member of her group now, at least in her human form, which brought a chuckle to her lips.

Her two friend stood close beside one another, arms bumping. With how packed it had become in the little shack, everyone squeezed together like sardines in a can, one would be forgiven to think it was just due to how cramped it was. But Vee knew better, that there was enough room left that they could have wiggle room if Tom and Sam wanted. Besides, they’d shown up together as well, meaning they’d been together when they’d received the news of Vee’s arrival. Vee grinned, happy for the two of them, exclaiming outwardly, “Have you two finally resolved your UST?”

Amity choked on her spit, Luz frantically patting her back. “Just what in the world goes on around here?” She spoke up, over Ed and Em’s snickers and the looks of mortification on Tom and Sam’s faces.

Luz tugged on Amity’s sleeve, looking lost, “Is this more of that ‘text lingo’ you were teaching me about when you got your scroll?”

“Must be,” Hunter surmised, “everyone here is LOLing.”

After the fourth attempt on Hunter’s life by someone in the human world was resolved, the boy and the enby gave sputtering responses to Vee’s questions about them dating. “It’s just, you know, casual.” Sam stuttered out.

“We’re seeing how things work out,” Tom agreed, “We’re open with each other, and stuff… but we also don’t want to make things so serious in case it goes bad and screws up our friendship, or whatever.”

“Yeah, what he said,” Sam nodded, pushing up their glasses. “We’re not making a big deal out of it.”

No matter how much they tried to downplay it, it was still something wonderful and worth celebrating in Vee’s eyes. She patted both their shoulders, so very happy for them. There was another matter she needed to thank them for, “Thanks, you two, for… for being here for Masha when I couldn’t” Vee especially looked to Sam.

The enby fidgeted under Vee’s gaze, embarrassed to be praised, “Yeah, whatever. Though, since there are two of us enbies running around now, I think that technically makes us a binary, which kind of ruins the whole point, don’t you think?”

Hunter, lacking the context for the teenage drama going on around him, raised a hand to interrupt, “Not to ruin the moment, but I think we have bigger problems to go over right now. Like how we’re supposed to stop a mad scientist with an army of minions, when we have trouble taking down even one of his said minions.”

“Damn, is it that bad over there?” Sam leaned against the wall by the front door, having no place to sit left. Tom shrugged and plopped down on the floor himself, crossing his legs and slouching his posture. Rolling their eyes, Sam continued, “We can’t get much clear information, but we know you guys have been trashing the ones Mr. Blight has been sending. We figured they just weren’t much of a match.”

“It takes teams to bring them down. They just keep popping up in public places and attacking buildings, or anyone who gets in their way. And Dad keeps upgrading them, so we can’t beat them in the same ways twice,” Amity grumbled, crossing her arms.

“They’re sending them out in public spaces?” Edric asked, lips curled up in disgust, “They’re just supposed to be going after you. Don’t know why this Philip guy is even helping, but it’s been clear from what we gathered that Mom and Dad’s only goal in this was to bring you back home.”

“Except for the castle,” Emira corrected. “We figured that out. Philip said there was supposed to be something there that could help bring you back. We didn’t hear what, though, and figured that maybe he wasn’t so bad if he was going to attack the Emperor’s Castle. That royal pain was a jerk to Eda.”

“Philip is Emperor Belos,” Amity and Hunter spoke at the same time, glancing at each other as they finished. Hunter gestured for Amity to continue, figuring that he had the least right to speak here of all people.

“It was this whole thing,” Amity shook her head, trying to figure out how to sum it up so this didn’t take the rest of the night. “He’s a witch hunting human from the seventeenth century. He made himself quasi-immortal, and has been trying to kill all the witches by branding them and using a spell to sap their magic. We stopped him, but he escaped.”

“He popped right out in this room about three months ago,” Em rubbed at her chin. “We saw the door show up, thought it might be you, but it was him instead. We managed to hide before he could see us. I think he took one look around the place, decided it was an abandoned hovel, and left.”

“I wonder why he’d think that?” Clara asked sarcastically, gesturing to the state of the place.

“The maid is out this week!” Edric insisted.

“You don’t have a maid!” Clara shot back, baring her teeth.

“Because you won’t pay for one!”

“Look, the point is, Philip- Belos, whatever his name is,” Sam cut in, tired of this argument, likely having heard it a dozen times since the twins moved in, “is bad news. It’s dangerous to get too close to the Blights, but he leaves the mansion every once in a while and goes around town. Likes looking around the place. We trail him when we can, and the guys a major creep.”

“Not the most tolerant fella, that’s for sure,” Tom nodded. “Last week, Sam and I were-“

The boy was kicked by his partner again, and quickly corrected himself, “Doesn’t matter. We were in the alley by the coffee shop, keeping our hands to ourselves, and he passes by, wearing his weird, old fashioned get-up. He didn’t say anything, but he just kept glaring at us like we were the scum of the earth.”

Hunter raised a hand, “I’m sorry, is there anything relevant here to discuss? Any information you managed to get from this encounter.”

“Not really, guy was just a dick,” Tom finished his story.

Luz took a page out of Sam’s book and kicked Hunter, though aimed for his boot instead of his leg, “Shush, I like hearing about teen drama!”

“The point is-“ Masha interrupted, a mixture of amusement at their antics and frustration at the slow pace the explanation and planning were going at war on their face, “is we’ve been watching this guy for nearly three months now. We knew he was bad news, and now we have confirmation about it. We need to know what we’re going to do to stop him, and what his goal even is.”

“He attacked the castle to get the Collector’s Mirror,” Amity filled in. At the blank expressions she received, she inhaled deeply, “Cursed artifact he needs to restart his original plans. He’s going to kill everyone on the Boiling Isles indiscriminately if we don’t stop him.”

“He’s teamed up with the Blights in order to secure himself an army to get what he wants, in exchange for Amity’s return,” Hunter added.

“He’s a big, dumb jerk, and we need to stop him.” Luz finished with a nod of her head.

Edric rubbed at his temples, looking a little overwhelmed by all this new information. Emira nudged him, and he held out a hand, “Sorry, I’m- I’m just trying to wrap my head around it all. I mean… Mom and Dad are trying to commit genocide. I get that Amity is cool and all, but that’s a little overboard just to get her back, don’t you think?”

Emira frowned, nodding sadly in agreement, “I know. But it's happening, and we have to do something about it.”

“Sounds simple enough to me,” Tom shrugged, “Shouldn't be that big a challenge.”

“Tom, I love you, but did you not hear the part about the insane ex-emperor who has an entire army of nigh indestructible creatures at his beck and call?” Vee reminded her friend.

“Yeah, but, like, he’s not here?” Tom offered back. Everyone looked at him, and he looked back with eyes covered by his mane of hair, “I mean, he’s going to be in the Demon Realm working on his plan. So, we just gotta deal with Amity’s dad while the Emperor guy is away, and doesn’t that mean we win by default?”

“Not exactly,” Amity said slowly, “Belos is still out there, but he’d have nothing backing him up at least. Stopping his army is sorta why we’re here, we just need a plan of attack.”

“Your Dad is just one guy though,” Sam brought up. “He’s not even a wizard, or whatever.”

“And sure, he’s got an army, but it's not like he takes them home with him,” Masha spoke next.

“Dad always works late hours,” Ed rubbed at the peach fuzz that sprouted from his upper lip, “If we launch a surprise attack on him during the early morning, we might be able to catch him off guard. After that we can find out how he controls the… whatchamacallits, the Abomatons? Then take the key back, and you can stop Philip slash Belos slash Philos from there.”

The Boiling Isles residence exchanged glances, making sure they were all in agreement to the plan. With a nod, Amity turned back to her fellow humans and nodded, “Then that’s the plan. It’s simple, clean, and-“

She yawned, smiling it with a hand, “-and it’s too late for us to act on it today. We’d be just as tired as him with how late it’s become, and we’ve already had to deal with the events at the castle. Do you mind if we rest up? Luz gets cranky if she stays up past her bedtime.”

“No I don’t,” Luz grumbled testily, a pout on her lips as big as the bags under her eyes, proving Amity’s point.

Hunter could have kept going for the night, but agreed with his companions that they needed their rest. He didn’t know much about Alador Blight, but if he was working with Belos, he wasn’t someone to underestimate, or charge in to face alone.

The human members of Cabin Seven stood to their feet, “We’ll let you all rest. It’s a bit too cramped in here for all of us to stay, as much as we might want to, but we’ll see you all tomorrow, as early as we can make it,” Clara promised, pressing a kiss to Vee’s cheek, one that was matched by Masha. Hugs were exchanged between the basilisk and her friends as they piled out the door one by one, leaving the cabin still a bit over full, but with more room to breathe, and more importantly, lay down.

Ed and Em took the floor with some complaint, leaving the battered futon for their sister and her friends to take. The four piled on top, squeezed and pressed together, but not uncomfortable. Their warmth helped keep the chill at bay, at the very least.

Hunter thumbed through his scroll, eyes darting over words. Beside him, an already sleeping Vee was curled, followed by Luz, who held her arms wrapped around Amity’s waist. The witch cast her eyes over to the boy, the light from his scroll keeping her from her rest, “Whatcha doing?”

“Just looking at some old messages,” Hunter murmured softly, low enough Luz’s pointed ears almost missed the words. Craning her neck, Luz glanced and caught a hint of whose messages he’d been thumbing through.

A small smirk appeared on her lips, “You chat a lot with Willow, don’t you?”

His ears tinted red, and he quickly lowered his scroll, casting the room into darkness once more. Knowing she’d embarrassed him, Luz’s smirk turned sheepish, and she laid her head back down, “It’s alright. You’re allowed to find comfort in other people, you know. We’re all worried. … I left King behind. If he had a scroll, I’d be looking through all the messages he’d have sent me.”

“He’ll be okay, Luz,” Amity whispered, rolling over to face her girlfriend. Hunter nodded along with her, reaching out and over Vee to give Luz’s arm a pat.

“I really hope so…” Luz mumbled quietly, burying her face in the crook of Amity’s neck and shoulder.


Darius stood, overlooking a grave, a monument, to a group of people he’d wished he’d had the chance to know. Who he’d had the honor of working alongside one of their numbers, and had hopefully kept one more from joining their ranks, buried below the earth.

A bronze statue standing on a marble plinth had been placed over the gravesite. A figure of a witch standing tall, a staff in hand angled at the sky, as if to ward off evil. The face of the figure was covered in a mask, one familiar to anyone who’d been under the Emperor’s rule, the visage of the Golden Guard standing proud and tall, caped in cloak.

The monument was still shiny and new, despite the bodies buried under it dating back decades to centuries old. A Plaque rested on the base, emblazoned with the words “In memory of the brave Golden Guards. Nameless, faceless, but not forgotten.

That wasn’t quite right. Most people didn't know their faces, and they all had names, or, at least, Darius was pretty sure they had. None were properly recorded, though. Search through the history books, and you’d find nothing about who they were outside of their duty. Even Darius’s masked mentor’s identity was little more than something etched in his mind, something only he really knew.

He supposed Belos might know their names, if he cared enough to remember them at all.

Eberwolf chittered beside Darius, bringing the man’s attention from the expressionless mask worn by the statue, to his friend at his side. “I know, we have to go… I just wanted to say goodbye.”

Eberwolf nodded glumly. They hadn’t known the previous Golden Guard, being a few years younger than the other Coven Head when they signed up. By that point, Darius’ mentor had been gone from the world a few years, but the little miscreant had come to understand how important the other man had been to his friend over their time together.

Darius sighed, looking up at the statue, speaking to his old friend’s memory, “You know, he’s nothing like you. Not really. Hunter is… he’s a thoughtful boy. Kind, empathetic. Not to say you weren’t, I mean, you took me under your wing when I was his age, and I can’t imagine the patience something like that took. Titan knows I was an overly dramatic brat back then.”

The man chuckled softly, though it carried no real humor in it. Once it had left his throat, he resumed his talk, “You were those things, too, but they were under an armor instead of on your sleeve. Maybe if you’d had the chance to be free from that monster's grip…”

Darius shook his head, “Hunter is… awkward. A good kid, but he has a hard time fitting in, where you could slide right into a conversation with a stranger and have them wrapped around your little finger by the end of it. The boy isn’t you. He isn’t them, either. He fails to share one thing you had in common with every other one of those guards you’re buried with.”

Darius stared at the grass at the foot of the statue, burning a hole right down to the bodies beneath. “Every last one of you seems to think it’s your duty and your duty alone to stop that man. Two dozen Golden Guards came before you, and not one of them managed to get word out of the Emperor’s plans? Because you all tried to take him on yourselves, never knowing others had come before you and tried the same exact thing, with the same exact mindset.”

With a shake of his head, Darius continued, “Hunter isn’t like you, and that’s a good thing. He allows his friends to back him up, unlike you. I won’t let Hunter go down that same path and try to fight that monster alone. I’m not going to give him the chance. He’s not you, and I refuse to have to bury him in the same way.”

Darius pursed his lips, then took a moment to place a hand against the cool marble, which helped stifle his temper, “I know you’d be proud of him, if you ever got the chance to meet. I know I am. Good talk? Good talk. If I’m alive, I’ll see you again next week. If I’m not… I guess I’ll be seeing you sooner. Goodbye.”

Darius took his leave, turning to his living friend, the two departing to take their place in Raine’s grand plan.


With the morning light came people, the little shack in the woods quickly becoming as crowded and loud as the night before. Each of the human teens had chipped in to make their guests breakfast, which was eaten while it was still warm. Amity hoped that Luz’s lack of reaction to human food last time they’d been here translated with what they were eating now, because otherwise Luz and Hunter would be laid out for another day from stomach pains, and no one was sure how much time they had left before Belos enacted his plans.

Despite the heater and the company providing body heat, shivers still went down Vee’s spine, the basilisk not liking Connecticut winters in the slightest. Her outfit of choice didn’t help, being more fitting for a warm summer day over the chilly climate. Clara took one look at Vee, wrapped up in blankets with blue lips, and declared that the first thing they absolutely had to do was get the girl some new clothes.

“I’ll pick something out that will fit you,” Clara insisted, pushing Vee back into the blankets as she tried to crawl out to go on the shopping trip. “I bought all your clothes before, so I know what will fit you.”

“And whatever she can’t find, I’m sure I can bring next time,” Masha soothed, staying with Vee while the others went out together. “I have plenty of old winter clothes that’ll fit you, shorty. I want to get rid of a lot of my more overtly feminine outfits anyway, and they’ll look damn good on you… Let’s just hope black is your color.”

Amity, clad in one of Emira’s long sleeved shirts, stood between Hunter, who wore one of Edric’s coats, and Luz, who hadn’t had anything left but a pair of earmuffs to fit on her, stepped out into the snow, teeth clattering together as they left the warmth the cabin provided. Clara led the way, followed by Edric and Emira, while Sam and Tom opted to stay behind and be with Vee, along with Masha. The goth planted a kiss on Clara’s mouth before she left, leaving the cheerleader feeling warm and toasty even in the chilly weather.

“Don’t worry about anything, I’ll pick up your bill,” Clara insisted as they exited the forest, finding their way onto the pavement and heading towards town. “It’s the least I can do, since you took care of Vee.”

“Thanks,” Amity uttered, her sentiments echoed by Luz and Hunter, the former looking happy to be able to see the Human Realm again, with the latter staring wide eyed at passing cars, flinching at the sheer level of noise that perforated the city. It wasn’t that Bonesborough wasn’t noisy, but that had at least come from its people, rather than machines. Between the cold and the cars, the young man wasn’t sure he liked this realm so far.

The group passed through the older parts of Gravesfield first on their way to the Mal Mart. Vee’s cabin wasn’t that far off from the old historical buildings, after all, and Clara paused to send a bit of stink eye at the closed Gravesfield Historical Society building, which had been abandoned since Jacob had run off to join the witches.

Clara paused to wonder whatever had happened to the man, but didn’t think too hard about it. She certainly didn’t miss him. “You should be careful that you’re not spotted while we’re out.” She said to her companions.

Amity’s ears twitched. She hadn’t thought to cover her face while she was out like the last time she'd been here, and borrowed Luz’s cat hoodie. She certainly didn’t look like any Amity Blight the citizens of Gravesfield would recognize now. Not with how long she kept her hair, or the lavender color that seemed almost neon against the white and grey backdrop of the snow and concrete. She didn’t walk with her nose up in the air, but rather with a confidence in her shoulders that she had actually earned with her own hard work and determination.

Edric and Emira seemed to pick up on how Amity felt, bumping either of her shoulders with their own, “She means that if Philip is back, he might see you. He won’t recognize any of us, but he’ll notice you three.” Edric started.

“He comes around the older parts of town a lot,” Emira finished, nodding over to one of the statues of the nearby park, where Clara had once had her first real discussion with Masha, Sam and Tom to help find a bit of magic in the world for Vee.

With that forewarning, Luz conjured up some illusionary jackets with hoods for them to wear to cover their faces. It helped them blend in a bit better than their regular clothes did anyway, even if they didn't provide any actual warmth. The group meandered over towards the statue as they cut through the park to save a bit of time, Amity remembering passing by it herself on her way to and from school, and not understanding what was so special about it. She didn’t spare another glance as she passed, though one of her companions did, Hunter stopping in his steps to gaze upward at the thing that enraptured his Uncle so much and freezing in his tracks at the sight of it.

Luz paused, noticing his absence and looked back, turning her head up to see the statue, or pair of statues, that loomed overhead. Her jaw dropped and she tugged on Amity’s sleeve, “Sweet Potato…”

“Hm?” Amity turned around, casting a curious look around. The others slowed to a halt as well, Edric letting out a “whoa,” as he realized what exactly they were looking at.

Before them, standing over a dozen feet tall, was the stone face of the Emperor they were fighting against, standing beside the same young face that stood beside them in the flesh. This wasn’t Hunter, but the resemblance was uncanny, and Amity recognized it as the one she’d seen not so long ago in the mind of Belos, on many of the paintings that displayed his early life.

Philip and Caleb Wittebane: The Missing Brothers, 1624,” was displayed on the plaque, and Amity, and more importantly, Hunter, finally had a name to put to the face they had seen.

“I can’t believe it…” Amity breathed, looking between the living teenager and the one carved in stone above her, “I must have walked by this thing a thousand times, and never put it together… I never remembered, even when it was literally staring me in the face.”

Clara could sense she was missing context, but understood whatever was going on was important, and she should give them all some space. “I’m going to go get some coffee. God knows I’m useless in the mornings without some. I’ll bring you all a cup, okay?” She patted Amity on the shoulder, pulling Edric and Emira along with her to get the drinks so the others could have a moment alone.

Hunter gulped, finding the task difficult for how dry his mouth suddenly was. “So, that’s who I’m an imitation of, huh?”

Amity tore her eyes off the statue, turning her head to her friend instead, “I’m sorry, Hunter-“

“For what?” Hunter’s voice cracked as he asked his erratic question, “It’s not your fault I couldn’t be him. I- I don’t even know who this is. He’s just a- a face, and a name, and a legacy I can’t live up to because he died centuries ago-“

Amity shook her head, “I’m sorry that he made you feel this way.”

The sound of tweeting emerged out from under Hunter’s beanie, Flapjack poking his head out to see what all the fuss was about. His beady bird eyes locked onto the statue, and he fluttered into the air, zooming around to get a better look at the stone effigy, chirping joyfully as he did so.

Hunter drooped as Flapjack perched on Caleb’s shoulder. The palisman cocked his head, his mood brought down to see his friend in such a funk. The cardinal chirped, asking a question only Hunter could understand, to which the boy answered, “It’s fine, I just… Belos made me to be this man. Darius took me in because I look like his old friend. Even you only stay with me because of who I’m based on… Don’t think I don’t recognize the name Caleb, you suggested it to me, after all…

Hunter was shrouded in a veil of melancholy, bowing his head, “Did anyone choose me for me?”

Flapjack blinked, turning his beak to face Caleb, then looking back down on Hunter. With a flap of his wings, Flapjack soared down and landed on Hunter’s shoulder instead, tugging at his earlobe with his beak, lightly scolding him with tweets and chirps.

Luz laid a hand on Hunter’s other shoulder, giving him a shake, trying to break through his defenses, “Remember, back at Eclipse lake? I chose you, and I didn’t know you were anything but yourself. Because you aren’t them. You aren’t the other Golden Guards, and you aren’t Caleb either. I chose to offer you my hand, because I think you’re a pretty cool guy just for being you.”

Amity nodded, placing her hand on top of Luz’s, offering Hunter her support, “And Darius doesn’t expect you to be his mentor anymore than Flapjack here expects you to be this Caleb guy. It might be why he started to look out for you, but in the end, Darius sticks with you for the same reason we stick with you. Because you’re perfect just the way you are.”

Hunter swallowed, the action a little easier this time with his friends offering their support, and a bird brushing his head against his cheek. When Clara returned with a tray of coffees, he drank deeply from his own to wet his throat, regretting it as the hot liquid burned on the way down, sending his companions into a panic as he choked and coughed.

He couldn’t lie, their worry about him afterwards filled him with a wellspring of emotions, even as Luz dragged him off into an alley for emergency healing to his poor, burned throat.


Darius hunkered down, sitting in a beaten up old chair. He wasn’t happy to be back in this place, it was filthy, but he supposed he didn’t have it as bad as some others. Beside him, Eberwolf whimpered, holding his nose tightly in his hands, trying to fight back the stench of the place.

“I know, Eber, it’s terrible. But we don’t have much say in the matter.” Darius set aside the library book he’d taken from upstairs, before they had descended to the old base among the now emptied Forbidden Stacks. “We just need to wait long enough for all of this to pass. Or until he finds us.”

Darius growled, surprising Eberwolf, as that was usually his thing, “I actually hope he does find us. I want to inflict a little payback for what he’s done.”

“You may come to regret wanting that,” A voice echoed across the stone walls, though neither witch could locate its origins by sound alone. Darius looked to Eber, who shook his head. He wouldn’t be able to pick up Belos’ scent, not while they were this close to the sewers.

“Why don’t you come on out and make me regret it?” Darius taunted, looking into each and every corner. The emptied bookshelves had been removed, and the Abomaton remains discarded. There wasn’t anywhere to hide in this barren place except for the shadows of the room, and behind the columns that kept the ceiling up.

“Why bother dirtying my hands when I can have the help take care of you instead?” The human answered, and appearing beneath their feet, in the same nausea inducing magic that allowed Belos to teleport, a group of three Abomatons rose, each prepared for battle.

Darius swallowed as he realized they were outnumbered, “Take the one on the left, Eberwolf. I’ll take the one on the right. If we’re fast about it, we’ll be able to take the one in the middle together.”

Eberwolf nodded, yipping out an agreement. Turning feral, the small demon launched into the air, attempting to tear into his opponent, leaving Darius to fend for himself for the moment.

From his place in the corner, Belos watched, occasionally gloating, until the pair of witches fell to his forces, and were dragged away into the darkness to join the others.


“Alright. I know it’s hard, but you need to stay there, we can’t risk Belos getting his slimy hands on all of you,” Eda muttered into her callbird. The voice on the other end assured her they’d be fine as she hung up, turning back to Camila and her other guest.

The image of Raine sitting on her sofa had her shaking her head. She didn’t know what the bard had been thinking with this plan. Not that it wasn’t a good one, but that didn’t mean Eda had to be happy about it.

The bard sat wedged between Camila and Hooty, a tea cup in their hand as they sipped delicately from it. The plan was to keep Raine from falling into Belos’ hands at any costs, which meant keeping them safe and under guard. It was also deemed necessary for the other former Coven Heads to go into hiding, Eberwolf and Darius taking shelter in the Forbidden Stacks HQ, deep underground. They hoped that would buy them time until the kids could find a way back, and hopefully have done Darius’ job of stopping the Abomatons on the other side of the portal.

Camila shared in Eda’s unease, no happier about their children having run off to another realm, but knowing that Belos had struck the throne room first, that their kids hadn’t had much other option, she could only offer Eda a small smile, “They’ll get the job done, Amor.”

“Yeah, I know. If there’s one thing they’re amazing at, it’s making trouble for other people, so I know they’ll succeed.” Eda nodded, crossing her arms, “I just wish things like this stopped falling onto their shoulders.”

“I know. I wish they’d just get to be children more and more each day,” Camila said sadly. “We’ll just have to make sure we pull our weight when the time comes.”

As much as Raine was worried for Luz, Amity and Hunter, they were a little too caught up in what Hooty was telling them, the bird tube ranting in their face about their entire life history up to and including that day, and all the bugs they had eaten. The bard smiled politely, refilling their cup of tea, as well as topping off Hooty’s as well. “Why, thank you kindly, hoot! You know, I just knew you and I were going to be the best of pals, and I’m so happy you stopped by to visit me, hoot hoot!”

Raine offered their cup in a small toast, Hooty taking his own in his beak and tapping them together, “Of course, I… wouldn’t miss this for the world. I’m glad to have someone as… kind as you on our side of the fight, Hooty.”

Eda sighed, taking pity on the poor witch, “Hooty, leave them alone. We all have enough on our plates without you adding to it.”

“Oh, no worries,” Raine insisted, crossing a leg over their lap, “Honestly, I’m just happy to have someone as carefree as Hooty here to help keep my mind off things.”

“Oh, you!” Hooty seemed flattered, “I’m just glad someone is here to listen to me for once!”

Eda seemed more than a little put off by this development, but shook it off, “Look, I’m happy for you two, or whatever. Glad we’re all friends. But maybe now isn’t the time for tea and conversation? Hooty, shouldn’t you be watching the door?”

The House Demon scoffed, “Oh, come on Eda, what are the odds that Belos just decides to come through the front door?”

As if the gods of irony had heard Hooty’s decree, the hinges on the front door exploded, sending Hooty flying into the opposite wall. The bird tube slammed head first into it, and fell unconscious instantly. Standing just outside the gaping hole put into the front of the house stood Belos, his staff in hand, glowing with a wicked red energy. The man’s lips were curled up into a smirk, and flanking either side of him was an Abomaton, standing and ready to fight on his order.

“Good afternoon, ladies. I’m not here for you, rather I’m here for the other one. Stand aside, and perhaps this can be a painless exchange.” Belos quipped, even as Eda and Camila moved in front of Raine.

“Get out of here, we’ll hold him back,” Camila ordered.

Raine looked from her to Belos, hesitating. Instead of turning tail, they lifted a hand, finger extended, and started to cast a spell circle, only for Eda to grit her teeth, biting out, “Do you want this plan to work, or not?! Then stop trying to fight and run!”

With Eda’s head whipped behind her, she didn’t see the first blow coming her way, one of the Abomatons swiping sideways with one of its extending arms. Eda crashed into the fireplace, pinned there by her foe, leaving Camila to fight by herself as Raine bolted up the stairs.

Camila tried, she really did, but she couldn’t get her spell circles to work. “Of all the times for my magic to fail!” She bemoaned, rolling out of the way and knocking Eda’s coffee table onto its side to act as a makeshift shield as Belos fired a spell at her.

Eda freed a claw, sticking two fingers into her mouth and whistled loudly. With a clatter, Owlbert came flying down the stairs in such a hurry he was slamming into the walls, “Help Cam out, bud!”

Owlbert nodded his little head, soaring over to Camila, who grasped the wood of the staff tight in her grip, turning the palisman against her foes. The blasts she fired hit the oncoming Abomaton, which didn’t so much as flinch, so she focused instead on Belos, who whipped his own staff out to combat her.

Camila had never been much of a duelist. Her strengths were in healing and support by both trade and talent. Still, she was proud of how long she lasted before Owlbert was blasted from her grip and she was left utterly defenseless.

Belos’s heavy steps sounded against the wooden floor, his aged face giving away nothing in his expression. He was utterly indifferent to their presence now that the two witches were defeated, held captive in the hands of his Abomaton. Ignoring his foes, he gave a nod of his head to the stairs, speaking to the second Abomination, “Go find the bard and bring them here.”

The words had hardly left his lips before the pattering of small feet came racing down the steps, the fury of a Titan bearing down on him. “Leave my Moms alone!”

“King, what are you doing?!” Eda shouted.

“Saving you!” King answered back, inhaling and opening his mouth as wide as he could. He emitted a cry from his throat, sending out a harsh shockwave of energy that had Eda and Camila wincing at the sheer level of sound. Belos almost looked afraid for a moment, before his Abomaton put itself between him and the Titan, taking the blast for him and his smug smile affixed itself back on his lips.

King’s shout was cut short as a whip of Abomination goo wrapped around his jaw, binding his mouth shut. The short demon scratched at the substance, but any damage he inflicted to the gel rope simply healed, keeping the binding tight. Whimpering, King was forced to watch as Belos moved around the Abomaton, and leered down at him, “Ah, just the Titan I was wanting to see… I was honestly a bit surprised to see Raine here, I had come for you.”

King’s eyes went wide as the rest of his body was enveloped by goo, his entire being absorbed into one of the Abomatons except for his head, allowing him to breathe. He thrashed against the hold the creature had on him, the struggle undoing his collar and sending it bouncing off the floor.

Belos turned his eyes back to the stairs, heaving a put off sigh, “Still, I need to get the other one while I’m here. I suppose that leaves me to grab the bard. You were too large for the stairs anyway. I’d speak with Alador about an upgrade, but honestly, there isn’t much of a point after today.”

He vanished up the stairs, only to reappear a moment later, Raine bound and gagged with ropes made of red magic. Any cries that left the bard’s throat were stifled and soundly ignored by Belos, even as Eda and Camila glared at the man.

Belos strode before them, clearly pondering what he should do with the pair. “You know, after all of this effort, I expected a little… more, from the Owl Lady. More from all of you in general. Darius and Eberwolf hardly put up much of a fight, though at least they managed to take down one of the Abominations. You couldn’t even manage that.”

“How did you find them?” Camila sneered, then grunted as the Abomination squeezed its grip tight around her rib cage.

“It wasn’t hard. They holed themselves up in your old base of operations, and expected I wouldn’t look there? Perhaps when I didn’t know, but the fact you all hid like sewer rats under the library isn’t uncommon knowledge these days.” Belos stroked his chin, deep in thought, “Now, what to do with you? I suppose I could just kill you, and end it there. You’ve certainly been nuisances enough to deserve it. But where is the fun in that, when I can make you watch your world come to an end, with nothing you can do to stop it?”

He grinned, “Yes, that seems like a fitting punishment for the rebels to go through, doesn’t it?” He motioned to the Abomaton that held the two in it’s grip, and it pressed them against the wall, the goo churning and covering them, then solidifying into a sticky cocoon that pinned them against the barley standing wall of the Owl House, displayed like one of Eda’s many knickknacks and collectibles she’d gathered over the years.

“You won’t get away with this,” Eda seethed. “I’m going to stop you, and I’m going to enjoy slowly ending you.”

“And who’s coming to save you?” Belos asked. “Your children? I know they aren’t here any longer. They’re off gallivanting in the Human Realm, right where I led them, where they can’t interfere. My agents will ensure that they stay there. When I’m finished, I’ll take care of the witch and the traitor. I don’t really care what happens to the Blight anymore. Taking you all away and leaving her with her droll parents is punishment enough, I suppose.”

“As for your allies, you’re the last ones remaining. No, I think you’ll be stuck here, screaming for help until the world ends. A fitting fate for heathens such as yourselves.” Belos turned waving over his shoulder, “I’m sure there is a spot in Hell reserved for you, I hope you enjoy the trip.”

With that, he sank into the floor, along with his Abomatons and his hostages, disappearing from sight. Eda roared, fighting as hard as she could against her restraints, but even with her strength the wall behind her was more likely to give before the dried goop would.

Cam hadn’t given up either, struggling to free one of her hands. If she could free one, and her magic stopped fizzing out, she could get an ice spell working to freeze and break through. Unfortunately, she was as stuck as Eda, unable to do much more than jerk against her restraints and hope for the best.

Eventually, help came in the form of Hooty, who stirred on the floor, face down where he’d landed. “I think I earned my boo-boo buddy badge of honor today,” He hooted, slithering pitifully out of his socket, looking sadly upon the wreckage that was once his home and body.

“Big help you were back there!” Eda growled, not slowing down at all even after minutes of flailing around.

Camila shook her head, then called to the House Demon, “Hooty, do you think you can get us out of here?”

Hooty pushed his beak against the ground, flipping his door around so he was at least facing upward, “Sure thing, Hoot! I was gonna ask if you were going to eat that anyway!”

He lengthened his neck out, snipping at the dried abomination goo with his beak until it gave away, letting Camila fall to the floor. Eda joined her, flexing her wings and claws now that she was free, shaking with a fury only a mother could know. “I’m gonna kill him dead!”

As Eda fumed, Camila picked the Callbird off the ground, where it had fallen in the scuffle, and dialed the number Eda had been speaking to just before everything went to Hell. It rang only once, then a familiar voice picked up, answering softly, “Yes?”

“He took the bait,” Camila breathed out, closing her eyes and pinching her brow, “He didn’t suspect a thing. But we have another problem. He wanted King as well.”

There was silence on the other end of the line. Camila sighed, then spoke again, “I know the plan was to let him go through with it, but we can’t let him now. He’s going to free the Collector, and he’s going to hurt King to do so.”

“I understand,” Raine’s voice answered over the line, sounding strained, “I’m sorry. It seems every time we come up with something, he does something we can’t predict and screws everything up.”

Eda scooped King’s collar up off the ground as she thought about the plan Raine had so brilliantly come up with before it all went wrong.

“So the plan is to just hide?”

“Yes and no,” Raine responded. “The best outcome we can hope for is for the kids to keep any more reinforcements from coming through, and we need to buy time for that. As much as we can give them.”

“This is still sounding like running and hiding to me,” Eda scoffed.

Raine shook their head, understanding Eda’s frustration, “I’m getting to the plan. I said that’s the best outcome we could hope for. But we just can’t plan around that. We need to buy them time, while keeping all of the pieces away from Belos. I’ve been talking with Steve, and we may have come up with an idea.”

Steve stepped forward, “Do you rememeber the Coven Day parade? When I posed as Scooter Crane, and you almost killed me?”

“That was you?” Eda raised a brow.

Steve balked, “You didn’t recognize me? I gave you my name and everything!”

“I know a lot of Steves!”

“Can we get on with it, please,” Lilith interrupted, wanting to know her role already.

“What we need is a decoy,” Raine explained, “we go into hiding, and wait for Belos to come. If the best outcome happens, he’ll be forced to come alone, as the kids will have taken out his Abomatons. If not, we still have a shot to take him out, since he needs us all alive. If the worst comes to worst, we should have him believe he has all the pieces.”

“You want me to use an illusion to appear as one of you?” Lilith surmised, earning a nod.

“I specifically want you to take my place. Eberwolf and Darius have the best chance to take down Belos if he comes for them. They’ll go down to our old HQ, while you, disguised as me, will go to the Owl House with Eda and Camila. Once the illusion is up though, you can’t speak in his presence, or attack. Those could give you away. As much as it may pain you to do so, no matter what, you need to run. Every second we can give to the kids will count.”

“And what’s stopping Belos from turning right around and going after you once he tries the draining spell, and it flops?” Camila asked.

Raine pushed up their glasses, “That’s especially why I need Lilith to take my place. Anyone who could cast an illusion could do so otherwise, like Steve. Eda, do you remember, at the bar? When you played my violin-“

“My magic was all messed up. Poisoned and destructive.” Eda nodded, not having forgotten that. She still had nightmares about humming along to songs and destroying her house because of that moment.

Rain nodded, “I admit, I considered using that to our advantage while prepping for the first Day of Unity. A backup, backup, backup plan, of course. We wanted to stop Belos before the Day of Unity so we weren’t calling it so close, after all.”

“My magic is likely just as corrupted by the curse, then,” Lilith put together, staring at her hands, disturbed by the revelation.

“Exactly. It might be just what we need to ensure the Day of Unity can never happen again. The draining spell is connected to the brands, and if we destroy the spell with a corruptive force-“

“We might be able to destroy the brands,” Darius finished.

“Which means nothing like this will ever have to happen again.” Raine turned to Lilith, “So, Lilith, I need you to take my place. I’m hoping it won’t come to it, but it’s the only way to ensure that Belos’ plans fail from every angle. Eda will guard you at her place, while Steve and I hide at your parents place, with him upholding an illusion spell of his own to make me appear as you.”

Lilith nodded, eager to be able to help, “You can count on me… er, if that is alright with Eda, that is,” she turned, looking apprehensively at her younger sister, understanding if the Owl Lady wanted nothing to do with her, or want her anywhere near her home again.

Eda shrugged, nonplussed, “I mean, it’s your neck on the line. You want to risk your life for the greater good, I won’t argue against it.”

Raine’s backup, backup plan had been a roaring success. The kids hadn’t stopped the Abomanations in time, Darius and Eberwolf hadn’t managed to kill the bastard, but he had at the very least bought Lilith’s disguise hook, line and sinker.

But he’d also taken Eda’s baby boy away, and she wasn’t going to sit back and not mount a rescue attempt, previous plan to let Belos have his way be damned. Eda clutched King’s collar to her heart, already thinking of all the ways she was going to make that bastard pay for touching a single hair on King’s bald boney head.


Night fell quickly in the Human Realm. The sun was down before the clock chimed seven, and they still had time to kill. The plan was to strike around four in the morning, when Alador would be arriving home for a few hours of rest before clocking back into work the next morning.

Not wanting to waste the time they had, the group rested, settling into an uneasy sleep in the early evening, and waking a couple hours before dawn, limbs creaking and eyes baggy. Only Hunter seemed to be fully awake at such an early hour, his chipper attitude earning him glares from his companions.

Dressed in their new winter gear, the denizens of the Demon Realm and Cabin Seven, along with the twins, marched through the snow towards Blight manor. The massive building loomed in the background as the front gate towered over them, Amity pausing to address her friends and allies.

She looked them all over, each of them looking determined and ready to fight. She hated to have to disappoint them. “Thank you all for coming… but, I think it’s best if we handled this alone.”

She was met with voices of protest, each of the teenagers groaning loudly enough to have Amity looking over her shoulder at the mansion, hoping they hadn’t alerted anyone to their presence. “Shhh!”

“Come on, we came all this way, let us kick some ass!” Sam argued, smashing their fist into their open palm.

“We go wherever Vee goes,” Clara nodded, “Besides, I want to have my best friend’s back as well.”

“Come on, Amity, let them come with?” Vee begged, her eyes glimmering in the remaining moonlight as she gave her best puppy dog eyes. “We’re stronger in numbers.”

Amity pursed her lips, and shook her head, “Vee… I think you should stay behind as well.”

The basilisk blinked, a look of hurt on her face as if Amity had physically struck her, “Wait, what? Why?”

The human witch reached out, taking her friend’s hands in her own gloved ones, “There isn’t a whole lot any of you can do here. You’re all just… human. I could give you all glyphs, I guess, but they have no idea how they work, and we just don’t have time to teach them. I don’t want anyone to get hurt.”

Amity sighed, “And as for you, I don’t want to say this isn't your fight, because it is. Belos has hurt you personally more than anyone on the Isles besides maybe Hunter. But you’re here. You’re home. You don’t have to go back to the Demon Realm. For months this has been your goal, and you’ve finally achieved it, and I don’t want to take you away from that. Who knows if or when we’ll ever be back?”

“But-“ Vee started, looking to Luz and Hunter for help backing her up.

Luz rubbed her arm, looking sheepish, “I kind of agree with Amity. I won’t stop you from coming. I don’t think any of us will, like she said, this is just as much your fight, but… She’s right. How long did you spend trying to rebuild a door back here again?”

“Weeks and weeks, but-“

“Then you should stay,” Hunter cut her off gently. “We can take on one old human guy. Either way, it’s best if your friends don’t come with us, since at the end of the day, they’ll be stuck here in the same world as that same one old human guy. It’s better he doesn’t see your friends' faces. And if they shouldn’t come, you should stay here with them. You worked hard for that right.”

Masha’s hand grasped Vee’s, who was struggling over what to say or do. The goth squeezed her hand, “As offended as I am to be implied to be useless,” They glared at Amity, “They do have a point. I’ve never been in a proper fight in my life. None of us really have.”

“We beat up Jacob,” Tom pointed out.

Sam scoffed, “It was Jacob. That doesn’t count as a real fight, and you know it.”

Anyways, what I’m trying to say is,” Masha tried to finish, “is that we’ve supported them as much as we can while they were here. We did our part. And you’ve done yours. Stay with us?”

Vee swallowed, then shakily nodded, “Alright. Okay. I’ll stay. Just- just give me a sec.”

The basilisk pulled her hand back, stepping towards her other friends and holding her arms out for a hug. Luz and Amity leaned forward, pulling her in close and tight, Vee telling them, “I’d better see you all again someday soon, okay? I still have to thank Camila for being such a great Mom. Eda as well.”

Pulling back, she laid her hands on either of the girl’s shoulders, squeezing them firmly, “And thank you two for being there for me as well. I couldn’t have asked for a better friend, Amity. Or a better sister, Luz.”

Luz gripped Vee’s wrist, giving it a comforting squeeze, “We’ll be back. We won’t lose, not when everyone is counting on us.”

Amity agreed, “Just you watch, we’ll be back in a few days tops. I know a great noodle place, we can celebrate there, if Clara is willing to fit the bill for me, at least. I’m not exactly a rich girl anymore.”

“And as I keep telling your siblings, I’m not a bank,” Clara responded testily, but she was smiling as she did so. “But sure, it’s on me. Be safe.”

“As safe as we can be in what’s bound to be a war zone,” Amity promised.

Last was Hunter, Vee looking the boy up and down. She didn’t offer him a hug, but rather a handshake, “I know we’re not exactly close. But in a way, we’re just as much siblings as I am with the other basilisks. Belos ruined our lives, and kept us in cages of a different sort, but it doesn’t have to stay that way. I hope we see each other again, Hunter.”

“Likewise,” Hunter’s spoke lowly, giving Vee’s hand a solid pump, “You’re a good person, and… I hope we can be friends someday.”

“I think we already are,” Vee assured, smiling and retracting her hand. “Take care.”

Hunter bit his lip, happy to hear those words, “You too.”

“I suppose you meant for us to stay behind as well, then?” Edric asked his little sister.

“Because we’re totally fine with it, either way,” Emira assured, tone only half joking.

Amity chuckled, and shook her head, “Be safe, you two. I love you, and I’ll see you soon. I’ll handle Dad.”

The youngest Blight was pulled into a tight hug, one that lasted longer than she’d like as she attempted to pry her siblings arms off of her, “let me go, I said I’ll be fine!”

Free from their grip, Amity grabbed the folds of her beanie, pulling it down over her head, revealing it to be a ski mask. If her father didn’t know who she was, he couldn’t have any control over her. Luz and Hunter did the same, hiding their faces, and they stepped over to the control panel for the gate, Amity typing in the passcode to open it. It didn’t matter if the cameras snapped a picture. They were coming, and nothing was going to stop them.

The others stood back, outside of the security camera's line of sight, waving as the three walked up the paved trail towards the manor. Vee, Cabin Seven, and the twins didn’t turn their backs to head back to the cabin until they’d long lost sight of the trio, lingering behind to offer their support in spirit.

Amity walked up the steps of her old family home, Ghost nipping at her ankles. While in the back of her head there was a lingering fear to be in such a place again, of seeing the people who lived inside of it, at the forefront of her mind she felt emboldened. No one had managed to stop her yet. No amount of Abomatons had dragged her back. She’d come of her own free will, to put an end to this, one way or another.

Their entrance wasn’t very subtle. Luz didn’t bother picking the lock, instead she blew the door off its hinges. The home alarm system, one Amity’s father had designed and used in their own home to help promote it on the market, went off, a loud ringing in the trios ears that sounded throughout the entire house. There was no way Alador didn’t know they were already here now. Even as far away as the nearest neighbors were, Amity was sure they could hear them breaking in.

Amity stepped into the place she’d been raised in since she was eight, her boots clapping loudly against the tile floor, reverberating her footsteps off the walls. The gaudy entryway looked just as she remembered it. Family photos littering the otherwise sterile walls, each frame filled with nothing but lies that portrayed the perfect family, each as staged as the last.

Every smile forced. Funnily enough, the family portrait was the only one to show things as they truly were. Mischievous smiles hardly hidden on Edric and Emira’s face. A smug expression on Odalia’s face, as if mocking the lesser folk who looked onto the picture when they walked into the foyer. Alador’s tired eyes and impatient frown, looking like he wished to be anywhere else in the world than posing with them.

And Amity, eyes bored and lifeless, lips composed into a constrained frown. It perfectly encapsulated the entire family dynamic, with no one really wanting to even be there.

Luz whistled as she spied on the opulence around her, “Nice place you got here. Mind if I take a few things before we go? The Night Market would love some of this junk!”

“Focus, Luz. We have a mission here,” Hunter shot her down, hands wrapped tightly around Flapjack’s staff as he squinted through the eyeholes of his mask into the surrounding darkness.

Amity did everyone a favor, using Ghost to smash the alarm by the door and bringing the house into a silence that was anything but peaceful. There was a tension in the air as Amity led them through the house. It was a big place, one with a lot of rooms, and even more places to hide or set up an ambush.

They left no room unsearched. None of the offices, bedrooms, or living rooms were occupied. The only ones left unchecked on this wing was the meeting room, where Odalia and Alador entertained guests and clients, buttering them up with comforts and refreshments to catch them off guard when Odalia decided to crack the whip and start naming terms.

Amity laid her hand on one of the double doors handles, twisting it, and slowly creaking the door open. Peering into the room, her eyes landed on their target. Her father stood towards the back of the room, gazing out of the wall length window out into the night, back turned to them, but clearly knowing they had come for him. He still wore his blue mechanic’s jumpsuit, stained in black oil and abomination goo, with a metal tube reminiscent of the Abomaton’s design strapped diagonally on his back. The device emitted a warm hum, and its presence filled Amity with the same sensation she’d felt when she’d first stepped into the Castle’s relic room all those months ago, when she could have sworn the Abomination Flask had called out to her with its magic.

As Amity, Luz and Hunter let themselves in, he kept his back turned to them as he opened his mouth and spoke. “I was told to expect someone to come through the portal to stop me. I figured you’d have staged this little counterstrike last night, but I suppose you were all too cowardly to do so in the factory. Have my creations given you trouble before?”

Alador didn’t wait for them to answer before turning around. His brow was furrowed, his eyes concealed by his welding goggles. “I suppose it doesn’t matter. You’re here now. I’ll just say this. I’m tired. I haven’t slept properly in three days, and the caffeine from my nightly coffee at ten wore off hours ago. I’m in no mood to spend the last bit of my night digging graves when I could be getting some shut eye. I’ll give you the chance to walk away, but only the one.”

Amity gripped her staff in hand, and silently shook her head. Alador sighed, shoulders hunched, “So be it.”

From his back, the tube he wore erupted with Abomination goo, forming into two long arms that went after Luz and Hunter first. Luz dashed around the furniture, the artificial arms paying them no mind and bashing through it, leaving stains all over the floor and sofa as it did so. Hunter stayed put, blasting at the unfeeling hand with his staff. The goo sizzled away, but quickly replaced itself, regenerating the hand into a fist that struck down the boy.

Amity aimed her own staff at Alador, preparing to fire, but the arm that was chasing Luz suddenly twisted around, grabbing Ghost out of Amity’s hands, forcing the human girl into a game of tug of war. She grit her teeth, pulling as hard as she could, but Ghost began to yowl, clearly uncomfortable being in this position. Wanting to spare her pet any pain, Amity let go, reaching instead to her pocketful of glyphs she had prepared beforehand.

Amity glanced at the paper, grinning beneath her ski mask to see it was a fire glyph. She never liked this house anyway. Planting it against the floor, she tried igniting it, but the only thing to go up in smoke and fade to ash was the paper as it briefly glowed, then fizzled out, casting no magic.

“Wha-“ Amity barely had time to comprehend what was happening before the Abomination hand threw Ghost away and clamped down on her arm instead, lifting Amity into the air, flailing her around the room. She gave a cry of pain, her shoulder feeling as if it were about to dislocate from the force. She whipped out another glyph, hoping the last had just been a fluke, but that too fizzled out.

Luz came to her rescue, taking advantage of the fact that Alador could only seem to make one arm appear from either end of his Abomination container. With the man occupied with Amity and Hunter, it left him open. The witch leapt over the remains of the previously white-but-now-stained-purple sofa to close the distance, spinning a spell circle and casting her spell point blank against the bottom of the man’s device. An ice spell erupted, freezing the goo at its source, making it crack and break from its own weight and dropping Amity back down to the floor.

“How about you chill?!” Luz cried out victoriously. Alador merely cocked his head to the side at the bad pun, then took a fighting stance, reeling a fist back in only the way a semi-professional boxer could and throwing it forward, catching Luz in the jaw with his blow.

Luz went flying back, her body slamming into the ground, where she laid limply, crumpled on the floor. Seeing her girlfriend in pain, everything else left Amity’s mind as she called out for her, racing to the girl's side, “Luz!”

“… Amity?” Her father answered, mouth falling open as he recognized the voice of his attacker.

Amity ignored him, rolling Luz over and peeling her ski mask off to inspect her face. Her fingers gingerly danced over the already swelling flesh as she looked the wound over, “Luz, are you alright? Does it feel like anything is broken?”

Luz groaned, and tried to shake her head no, only to wince as that caused her too much pain. She lifted a glowing hand to her cheek, already applying a healing spell to the area. She could taste blood in her mouth, and could feel an empty pit in her gums that used to be occupied by a molar. “Ah t’ink ah loshed ah too’h?”

While Alador has his guard down, Hunter twirled his staff, making a slicing motion that tore through the strap that kept the device hoisted onto the man’s back. It clattered noisily to the floor, rolling into it was stopped by the glass of the floor to ceiling window. Hunter kept his staff trained on Alador’s head, his eyes silently warning the human to not try anything. Alador, for his part, kept his hands raised in surrender as he stared down the teenager with baggy eyes.

“Amity,” Alador called out, knowing that had to be his daughter under that mask, “What are you doing here?”

Amity tore her own mask off, glaring at the man, “I came here to stop you! Do you have any idea what you’ve done?”

Alador balked, “What I’ve d- I sent my creations out to bring you home after you were taken from us!”

“I wasn’t taken, I left willingly!” Amity yelled back. She groaned in frustration, gritting her teeth, “Did Belos tell you that when he came here? Is that why you’re helping him?”

“Who?” Alador asked, slowly removing his goggles, making a show to Hunter that he wasn’t going to make any sudden moves.

“Philip, he goes by Philip here,” Hunter cleared up, voice tense, glancing between Amity and her father, wondering if he still had to hold the man at staffpoint or not.

Alador’s eyes flashed between the boy and his daughter, then shakily nodded, “Yes, that’s exactly what he told me. He said you’d been tricked into following witches into another world, where they were holding you captive, and that he himself had only just escaped. I thought he was crazy, until he showed me some of the things he’d brought with him.”

Amity rolled her eyes, and helped Luz to her feet. With the healing spell, the swelling had managed to go down, but it was clear the blow had made Luz lose one of her teeth. The witch grimaced, bending over to pick up the former body part and inspect it, then sighed. Amity rubbed her back, quietly asking, “Do witches grow more than two sets of teeth? If not, I’ll make him pay for the dental work.”

Luz massaged her jawline, opening and closing her mouth to test how it felt, “I’ll be okay, Sweet Potato. I still got at least three more sets before they stop growing back. I’m just dreading the visit from the Tooth Fairy, she’s… bitey.”

“Sweet Potato?” Alador asked, raising a brow.

Amity turned her attention back to the man, “Yes, Sweet Potato. Great introduction to my girlfirend, you only went and punched her hard enough to knock out a tooth! Honestly, this is about what I expected from you and Mom when I eventually came out of the closet…”

“I’m… sorry?” Was Alador’s flabbergasted response, completely taken aback by the information and the sudden swerve in conversation topic.

“Yeah, you know what, I don’t care that you know. I’m happy! But your stupid Abomatons have been making us miserable. Do you even know how many times they’ve tried to kill Luz and her family when you sent them after me?” Amity ranted, “and that’s not even getting into the fact that you’ve supplied an army to a genocidal dictator from another dimension!”

This was all a bit too much for Alador to take in at the moment. He shook his head, rubbing at his tired eyes, “I’m- can you slow down, go back? Genocide?”

“Belos- er, Philip, used to be the Emperor of the Boiling Isles. He was a human who was secretly planning on killing everyone in his Empire before returning to Earth.” Hunter awkwardly tried to explain, Flapjack lowered so as to not be in the other man’s face anymore. “He got away, and it seems he tricked you into helping him with his plans, under the guise of saving your daughter.”

Alador’s brow furrowed, “I’m still a bit stuck… Abomatons? Do you mean the Armored Goobots?”

“Oh God,” Amity facepalmed, “Ed and Em were right, you need a better marketing team. For Titan’s sake, Dad, you’ve been helping a madman, can you please pay attention!”

“I think the name was kind of good,” Luz tried offering helpfully.

“Not now, Batata.” Amity growled.

“Belos has been sending your creations out to cause mayhem and panic, as well as steal things he needs for the Draining Spell, and break into prisons to attain the people he needs to make it work,” Hunter filled in Alador, rolling his sleeve back to show off his coven brand. “As part of his system while Emperor, he branded all the adults in the Empire with a magical sigil. The Draining Spell, when activated, will drain the magic we need to stay alive from our bodies, killing every witch who has one. Even the children who opted into the system early.”

“I see,” Alador slumped, putting the pieces together on how he’d been duped. “I just… I was just trying to help.”

“Why did you feel the need to start now?” Amity commented snidely, crossing her arms. “You weren't exactly Father of the year before.”

Alador bowed his head, “I know. I wasn’t a good Dad. I tried to provide you with the best, but that clearly wasn’t making you happy. When you left home, it was your Mother who pushed so hard for you to be found and brought back. I understood that you’d be fine on your own. That if you wanted to be here, you would be here. But that didn’t mean I didn’t care, Amity. And when Philip came and said you were in trouble, I’d have turned the world inside out to find you.”

“You nearly did,” Amity glared, but her expression softened. “I didn’t need you to provide me with the best, Dad. I needed you to be there for me. I needed a parent, not a day planner. You never even stood up for me when I didn’t want to dye my hair blonde anymore!”

The man’s head hung low, “I’m sorry, Amity. You’re right. For what it’s worth… I like your new color. And I’m happy to meet your girlfriend. Sorry I punched you, uh, Luz was it?”

“Luz Noceda-Clawthorne!” Luz offered her hand to shake, it seeming very small in Alador’s own as he took it. “And don’t worry about it. If I didn’t make nice with everyone who unexpectedly socked me, I’m not sure I’d have any friends at all!”

With the introductions aside, Alador bent over and picked his Abomination container off the ground, cradling it in his arms. “I’ve made a lot of mistakes, but I’d like a chance to make up for them. I might have created the Armored Goobots, but I do have a way to dismantle them relatively painlessly. A short range remote, in case anything went wrong. I made it as a backup plan in case they ever achieved sentience and turned against their masters.”

He got a far away look in his eyes as he gaze into the oncoming dawn through the window, “I never want a repeat of what happened in the Blight Industries AI division ever again…”

“I just need to make a pit stop at the warehouse to pick up the remote and the Portal Key, and we can be on our way-“ He paused as the clacking of footsteps entered the room, all four of its occupants turning to see who had interrupted.

Odalia, already clad in a pantsuit despite the early morning hours, had the portal key in hand, spinning it in the air along the necklace it hung on, with her other hand behind her back. Alador’s tension didn’t relax when he laid eyes on his wife, and he stepped forward, “Odalia, there’s a lot to go over, but I’m not sure we have time. Philip lied to us, he’s planning to instead wipe out the entire witch population using our Abomatons to get what he wants.”

Odalia seemed unfazed by the news, grasping the key out of the air. She thought for a moment, then spoke, “Abomatons? I like that, I’ll have to send it to our marketing team. Abominations, Automatons, mashed together? They’ll love the wordplay.”

Alador nodded in agreement, “Yes, Amity came up with it, I think. She’s here, actually,” He gestured with an arm in Amity’s direction, his daughter moving in beside Luz, grasping her girlfriend's hand in her own, aware that her mother didn’t appear the least bit shocked to hear of their business partner's betrayal.

Alador himself seemed to catch on a moment later, the excitement leaving his voice and his expression falling, “… you already knew, didn’t you?”

“Since before you walked into the room to meet him, yes,” Odalia admitted freely, shrugging. “I told you, he had shown me such things.”

“But, why?” Alador questioned, throwing his arms up, “What was there to gain from this?”

“Besides our daughter returning to us?” Odalia questioned like her husband was a stupid child. “He promised me the world. Or, more accurately, their world. The entirety of the Boiling Isles is ripe for advancement and expansion, it just has the pesky issue of having natives… but once they’re gone, I was thinking… maybe a private resort for the super rich? A magic theme park with actual magic? Not to mention the sheer amount of natural resources to mine! Ooh, I get chills just thinking about it.”

Alador’s face went from confused to furious, a shade of red that Luz had only seen on Amity a few times before. Like father like daughter, as Amity herself was trembling with anger, not that Luz and Hunter weren’t feeling particularly wrathful as well.

“Ugh, there you go, making that face, dear. This is why I don’t tell you these things. You’ll get wrinkles and blemishes like that. Chin up, this is good for business! Try not to feel too bad. It’s too late to stop it anyway, Philip had me send the remaining ‘Abomatons’ through the portal an hour ago.” Odalia clasped the key tightly in her grip, making a show of smiling triumphantly.

Alador shook his head, “This is too much, Odalia, even for you. I’m putting a stop to this, now.” From his arms, his technological container whirred to life, an abominable hand springing forth to latch onto the woman, but before it could, Odalia removed the hand hidden behind her back, revealing a sphere. A Sphere with a golden, two headed snake wrapped around it. It seemed familiar to Amity, who only recognized it because of how Gus had once gushed over it, the Oracle Sphere, from the same relic vault the Abomination Flask had resided in.

From its depths, a spirit was summoned, one that looked almost like a monsterous version of Odalia herself. It swiped at the Abomination’s arm, defending its master. “Oh, come on dear. I knew you’d fail tonight, but I didn’t think you’d actually listen to these ridiculous things our daughter has been spouting.”

Amity blinked, remembering how her father had mentioned he had been warned by Belos that someone would be coming tonight. And how Belos knew was because this woman had told him, using the gifts he had given her. The gift of prophecy. It’s how he’d always been one step ahead. How he knew where exactly to find the Collector’s mirror. “Come on, Alador! We have our daughter back, and if that costs the measly lives of some witches, I don’t see why you’re crying about it. It’s not like they’re human, or anything. I did this for us, darling, for our family!”

Alador banged his fist against the frozen end of his abomination tube, breaking off the ice that Luz had formed there and freeing another arm to fight on his behalf, “That doesn’t matter! They’re still people! This isn’t what I want! This isn’t what our daughter wants!”

“Yeah!” Amity cried out, supporting her father and pushing against his back, helping keep him upright as he struggled from the force of the two magics fighting between him and his wife. The previous fight and the long nights of work had really taken it out of him, “I won’t let you hurt my girlfriend or her people!”

“Girlfriend?” Odalia muttered, rolling her eyes, “Oh no, we can’t be having that. Once she’s out of the way, you and I are having a serious talk young lady about how you present yourself, and then we’ll find you a nice, rich boy, preferably the son of one of our business associates.”

Luz sneered, spinning a circle, “She said she’s not interested! Leave her alone!”

Hunter followed it up with a blast of his own, but Odalia just smirked, two steps ahead of them. Her spirit double easily defended her from both blows and Alador’s, “You’re really not getting it, are you. I can see every pathetic move you make leagues before you make it. I can see into the future of an entire other world, and it doesn’t have long left in it.”

Amity tried her best to try to retrieve Ghost, who was still bound in some goo off in a corner, but her mother accounted for that as well, making sure Amity couldn’t leave her father’s side by sending a blast at her feet. Amity grit her teeth, seething, “You are the literal worst!”

“I’m just doing what I think is best, princess,” Odalia replied, her tone leaving no room for argument. “One day, you’ll thank me.”

“What’s best? What’s best?! You’re going to kill a bunch of people for what amounts to pocket change compared to your net worth!” Amity hollered back, “And don’t get me started on everything else. You ostracized me from my peers, you belittle my sexuality, you took over every aspect of my life, and don’t think I didn’t hear about the bars on my window!”

“The only thing I’m thankful for, is having a prime example of not what to be! What’s best is never having to speak to you ever again!” In a desperate bid to fight back, Amity tried her glyphs, hoping the last attempts had been mistakes, an error in one of the circles, but each one she tried fizzled out. There wasn’t any magic in this realm for them to draw power from, the paper turning into hot ash in her hands, staining her palms grey.

Alador paused. His hands, which he’d been using to guide their abomination doubles, stilled in the air, and he sighed. “You really can see every move I could possibly make, huh?”

Odalia smirked, pride oozing from her every pore, “I’ve already seen you give up. It’s just a matter of time, dear.”

“Of course I would, wouldn’t I? After all the years of being spineless, of following your every word. I pushed our kids away with my work. I haven’t had a day off in five years and never pushed back about that. I don’t even remember the last time I got a full night of sleep, because it’s what you want. Every command you’ve given me, I’ve cowed down to,” Alador spat bitterly. “So, that’s all you see in my future, being the same, spineless weasel you’ve always had wrapped around your finger.”

Odalia opened her mouth, but didn’t argue against his statement, “I wouldn’t have it that way, exactly, but yes, darling, basically.”

“Then I suppose I’ll have to do the one thing you could never see coming, do the thing I’ve never had the courage to say to your face before” Alador let the abomination hands drop, collapsing to the floor as he put his hands in his pockets. The man stood up straight, breathing deeply. Every eye in the room watched the man, and every ear heard him clearly when he spoke, “I want a divorce.”

Everyone gaped at him, jaws dropped to the floor at his odd choice of attack. Odalia cocked her head, putting a finger into her ear to clean it out, asking, “Excuse me, what?”

“I said I want a divorce.” Alador restated plainly with a shrug. “Let’s face it, we haven't been in love for a long time, only staying together for the sake of the kids, and the twins are almost adults, and Amity’s already moved out, so, why keep up the charade?”

“No, I mean-“ Odalia pinched her brow, looking at the man as if he were the world’s biggest idiot, “Why now of all times? How in the world do you think this helps you?”

“Because you’re not the only person to push me around,” Alador answered easily, “My father, may he rest in peace, I’m sure he’s looking up at us from Hell and smiling, pressured me into getting a prenup before you and I got married, remember? You weren’t exactly happy about signing the papers anymore than I was.”

“No…” Odalia shook her head, realizing what he meant. “That means-“

“That means that everything related to Blight Industries belongs to me. Any deals signed, any money made. It was my business before we got married, and I own all the rights to everything,” Alador finished, scratching the top of his head. “That includes any rights to these Boiling Isles you’re so set on making a mint on, should Philip make good on his deal to you. You stand to gain nothing from the transaction.”

Odalia blustered, red in the face, “You wouldn’t dare-“

Odalia didn’t get to finish, Alador talking over her and surging on a power trip over the feeling. He was starting to understand why she cut him off all the time. “I’m not a stingy person, though. I’d never leave my ex-wife penniless. I’m willing to set aside a monthly allowance, where you’ll live comfortably the rest of your life on. All you have to do is step aside.”

Odalia shook with impotent rage. The orb she held slipped from her fingers, clattering to the floor, and she used her free hands to jab a finger at her now ex husband, “You- you-“

“Take it, or leave it,” Alador glared, daring her to try anything.

“Fine!” Odalia stomped a foot like a child throwing a temper tantrum. “You’d better make good on your deal, Blight, or so help me!”

She turned to leave, any sense of dignity in her long gone. Before she could march out the door, Alador called back, “oh, and Odalia? Leave the key, please.”

Her head snapped back to shoot a glare as she fished the portal key from her pocket, throwing it carelessly to the floor. Amity and Luz bounded forward, Amity scooping the key up, while Luz retrieved the orb, cradling it on her arms. Turning back to Alador and Hunter, the human looked proud, arms crossed and a grin on his lips, while the grimwalker looked mildly disturbed by what had just gone down around him. “I’m not sure I’ll ever understand this world…”

“Did you mean it?” Amity asked, raising a brow, “About giving her that monthly allowance? She could use that to start her own business to try and take you down.”

Alador nodded, “A Blight always keeps their word. I’ll be as generous with her payouts as she is with her secretary’s.”

The human girl winced, “Ouch. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.”

Notes:

So, this was sorta like the adaptation of Clouds on the Horizon when I think about it. Minus the Lumity kiss, I mean. Amity confronts her parents, Alador switches sides, all that good stuff. One thing that is a bit off with the earlier chapters is that so much of this fic was written waaay back in the distant past, where I only had Escape from Expulsion to pull from when it came to Alador. I hope how he acts in the present vs the past is consistent, otherwise I may need to go back and do some minor rewrites. That’s one of the reasons I ended up doing the rewrite. He should be more consistent in his tone and attitude towards his children throughout the story now

We have one more major chapter. Wow. This story is almost finished, after so many months of work. As much as I’ve loved writing it, and talking with all of you about it in the comments, I’ll be happy when it's finished, and I can move on to something new, and exciting.

You ever start shipping something because you threw it in as a joke? Yeah, that’s how I feel about Tom and Sam. Started as a joke, and now we’re here and I actually kind of like it. Good for them. On the subject of Vee’s friends, I’ve now updated Masha’s gender pronouns in this chapter, and I hope the addition doesn’t feel too out of place, as them coming out as non-binary was not in the initial chapter, which had been out for over a month by the time “Thanks to Them” was released. I’m also stupidly proud of the joke about there being a binary of non-binaries in the group now, since binary just means two of something.

I told someone in the comments last chapter that someone was gonna get punched in the face. I never said it was gonna be Odalia though. Speaking of which, she is gonna have to get a job at Mal-mart to support herself now that this is over. I’m sure she’ll get her revenge in the inevitable sequel, “A Blight on Bonesborough 2: Electric Boogaloo.”

Here’s the part where I thank you for reading and beg for comments like a pup who wants their favorite treat, but this time, I’d actually like fic recommendations on top of your supportive words. Specifically, newer fics that have uploaded over the past few months, because I’ve been so busy writing I haven’t had much time to actually read fics in this fandom and am a bit behind. Tell me your new favorites, and why you enjoy them, please and thanks! I suppose it’s only fair I start, seeing as there is really only one newer fic I’ve stumbled on recently that I’ve liked, “The Siren at the Museum,” by Terra_Nocuus, which is one of the rare Human AUs I’ve enjoyed, mostly because it does include fantastical elements that help separate it from the rest.

Chapter 42: Per Sanguinem Libertatis

Notes:

(By Blood, Freedom)

Don’t ask me why I chose Latin. It sounded cool for a final chapter, okay?

Here we are again. The last chapter(baring the epilogue I have planned). Where everything comes together into one final climax, and hopefully doesn’t suck!

Speaking of sucking, there was a minor update to the last chapter the day after I uploaded it, to give Amity a bit more dialogue during the fight against Odalia. It’s a minor improvement. I recognize that while not terrible, the last chapter may have been a little disappointing or rushed in some segments, and while there won’t be any major changes, I’ll do what I can to update it in the future. Dealing with burnout, I relied a bit on canon’s Clouds on the Horizon as a crutch, and gave Amity the same amount of time against her mother, but that kind of backfired due to the fact that Amity, in canon, is not the main character. She deserved a bit more focus in that scene, and here is hoping that little update made it a bit more tolerable. I appreciate all the feedback, and I hope this chapter is higher quality!

On an unrelated note, I just made a realization that the Boiling Isles may not run on the same time as the Human Realm does. Not in a time dilation way. The Draining spell was activated during the eclipse, while the sun is still out. Meanwhile, it’s nighttime back on Earth when they go through the door, and seems to have been for a while based on how dark it is. However, we see at other times that it’s nighttime in both places at the same time, like during Grom. This means that the Demon Realm either has longer or shorter days than in the Human Realm, and doesn’t run on a 24 hour cycle, or is de-synced, with the Demon Realm being earlier in the day than the Human Realm.

Longer or shorter days could be why Philip can’t seem to keep track of how long he’s been on the Isles in his diary, if he’s still trying to record by human dates. If each day was say, 20 hours instead of 24, that means every 5 days on Earth adds up to being 6in the demon realm, which adds up a lot when you’re trying to keep track of human dates.

Either that, or the Isles are specially in a different time zone… This has nothing to do with the chapter, I just wanted to yammer on for a bit while I still had the chance. Not many of these authors' notes are left!

 

Trigger Warnings: Detailed descriptions of blood, violence that goes beyond what you’d find in canon

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“So… this is where you’ve been staying? It’s.. uh, nice?” Alador did his best to sound sincere, but the stiff, disingenuous smile forced onto his face told the truth. Not that Amity could blame him.

“It doesn’t usually look like this!” She insisted, gesturing to the wrecked shell of the Owl House. The place had clearly been assaulted, the living room ransacked with the front facing wall completely gone and the one behind the couch barely standing.

“Belos must have attacked while we were gone,” Luz spoke, inspecting the door that lay on the floor amongst the rubble. The socket on the front was empty, Hooty no longer inside of it.

Hunter gazed upon the destruction, using the butt of his staff to dig through the rubble and all the junk that had fallen into a pile onto Eda’s floor, hoping he didn’t discover a body under it all. “Were we too late?”

The four exchanged looks of worry. Amity shook her head, “No, he couldn’t have finished his preparations already. We were barely gone more than a day!”

The sound of footsteps on gravel alerted them, each turning to the front of the house where the sound had come from. Amity drew a glyph, and hunched down, ready to strike should it be an enemy. Luz and Hunter followed her lead, flanking either side of her, Luz with a spell circle at the ready, and Hunter with Flapjack aimed at the giant hole.

A head shaped object popped into view. It was head shaped, because it was a head. A head that the teens knew very well. “Gus?”

“And Willow,” the plant witch huffed, coming to step beside her friend. Hunter immediately lowered his staff upon seeing her, planting its base firmly against the floor. Luz bounded forward to her friends, leaping over the rubble that remained of the walls in her way.

“Oh my Titan, you guys are alive! Do you know what’s happened since we’ve been away? What happened to my house? Where are my moms?” The witch squeezed her friends, then looked them over for any damage, breathing a sigh of relief to see not a scratch on either of them.

“You were gone?” Gus asked, glancing over to Amity questioningly. He then saw the round eared man behind her, and let out an excited gasp, hands clamped on either side of his face, “is that a human? You guys went to the human world?! … Without me?!”

Willow elbowed her friend, and answered Luz’s question in his stead, “We don’t know anything that happened here. But Belos showed up in Bonesborough, with a lot of those Abomatons, and is rounding people up. Our parents sent us to hide here like they did on the Day of Unity, since it's so remote, but… it seems someone got here first.”

“You said he’s rounding people up?” Hunter asked, “What for?”

“How far is this Bonesborough from here?” Alador inquired as well, adjusting his goggles and fiddling with his remote, “I need to be pretty close to my creations for the shutdown switch to function.”

“Less than an hour on foot, less than ten minutes flying,” Gus responded, looking at the new human in awe, hands clasped together, “Are you one of those human sci-ent-tests? Do you have a ray gun? Is it a shrink ray, or a death ray?”

“Those are science fiction, actually,” Alador corrected matter-of-factly, “but give me a few weeks working with magic, and I’m sure I can come up with something to augment our tech enough to adjust someone’s size. And maybe not a death ray, but a cancer ray would do the same thing in the end, I suppose?”

Okay, I think that’s enough.” Amity dragged Gus away, hissing under her breath at the boy, “Don’t give him any ideas, please. I still haven’t forgiven him for the crimes he’s committed already, let's not get into what he might do in the future.”

“We don’t know why he’s doing it,” Willow responded to Hunter’s questions as she settled in beside the young man. “It all happened so fast. We got out as quickly as we could. But he can’t be planning anything good with that many hostages.”

“Then we need to go,” Luz slammed a fist into her open palm, “If we can get Mr. Blight here close enough to disable the Abomatons, we should be able to weaken Belos enough that the townsfolk can get away and to safety, while we take him down.”

It spoke to their bonds of friendship that upon hearing that this human man in front of them was Amity’s father, both Gus and Willow put themselves between the two, as if to shield Amity from his sight. Willow was shooting the man glares and put a steady hand on Amity’s shoulder, and Gus folded his arms, doing his best to look disinterested in the absolutely fascinating human in front of him.

“Guys, it’s fine. It’s… complicated. I’m only letting him come along because I don’t know how to work the Abomaton’s remote, and we have other things to worry about right now.” Amity assured the two.

“I’m here to help,” Alador stated, looking unconcerned with what two high school aged children thought of him, “If Amity still wants to talk to me after that, that’s up to her. For now, let's all focus on making it through the day alive.”

He ruffled his hair, looking thoughtful for a moment, “Did you mention something about flying a moment ago?”


“This is both fascinating, and terrifying!” Alador hollered from his place behind Amity as they flew several hundred feet in the air on top of Ghost. “I can’t decide if I should take notes, or throw up!”

“If you have to do one or the other, I’d prefer if you took the notes!” Amity grimaced, “Now hold on or you’re going to fall.”

Alador’s lips curled upward into a small smile as he did what she asked, placing his hands on her shoulders to steady himself. “I’m glad to hear that you care, Amity.”

“I’d just rather not lose that remote,” She bit back, rolling her eyes behind the goggles she’d stolen from him to help against the wind resistance.

“Oh… right…” Together they soared over the Boiling Isles, Luz and Hunter flying on Flapjack behind them, followed by Willow and Gus on their own respective Palismans. Even from the distance the Owl House was from the town, they could see plumes of smoke billowing from buildings and into the clouds above, staining them black. That darkness in the early morning served as a reminder of the grim fate that Belos was inflicting onto Bonesborough even as they flew.

“I hope Eda and the others are okay,” Amity muttered under her breath. “I can’t imagine they’re just sitting back and letting this happen, but I don’t know where they’d be planning their counter atta-“

“HOOT!”

Amity jumped in her seat, skidding Ghost to a halt in mid air as the long brown feathered neck of Hooty burst through the sky right in front of her. The sudden stop made her lose her balance, alongside her father, and they fell, both humans gripping onto the handle of the staff for dear life. “Hooty!”

“There you guys are. I’ve been looking all over for you. You didn’t come home, and I was sooooo worried!” Hooty hooted, craning his head down at them, completely unaware of the danger he’d put them in, and oblivious to them hanging on for dear life.

The others flew to their sides, Luz helping Amity back onto Ghost properly, while Willow and Gus both lent a hand to Alador. The man looked green in the face as he settled back down into his seat, clutching at his stomach, “I’m not taking notes, definitely not taking notes…”

“Hooty, what are you doing out here?” Luz asked, waving the bird tube over to them. “Is everyone else okay? What happened?”

“Well, I was eating a bug, then Eda brought a guest over, and we hung out, and then it got really dark for a bit, then I woke up and ate another bug, then some purple stuff, and now we’re on our way into town!” Hooty rambled on happily, beaming at his friend.

“Does that mean you’re with my Moms?” Luz craned her neck downward, following the length of neck until it was just a dot far, far below. “Are they okay?”

“We’re all right as rain, hoot!” Hooty assured, “They wanted me to come say hi!”

Amity sighed, a relieved smile working its way onto her lips, “We’ll be right down. Come on, everyone.”

The teens slowly lowered themselves from the sky, taking a few minutes from the height they’d been floating at previously. All the way down, Hooty followed, chatting their ears off, and for once, Amity didn’t mind. His presence meant that the others were safe, and okay, despite the horrific scene she’d stumbled upon arriving at her home.

“And then I saw a leaf! And then, another leaf! And wouldn’t you know what was behind that? Another leaf, hoot!” Hooty went on, Luz patting his head lovingly as the bird tube continued to tell them about his day so far.

“I’m glad someone is having a good time today, Hooty,” Luz pressed a kiss to his forehead, “Someone’s got to stay optimistic about our chances.”

“Why wouldn’t I? You guys are great!” Hooty insisted brightly.

Alador scratched at his scalp as he inspected Hooty’s figure, watching him retract downwards, “What a fascinating creature. Excuse me, Hooty, was it? When you die, may I dissect you? For science and my own curiosity, of course.”

“Sure thing, new friend! But that could be a loooong time from now!” Hooty hooted brightly.

The man was happy to have his feet back on the ground, looking much more comfortable there than in the air, and a lot less green in the face. Luz and Amity were otherwise occupied with getting to Eda, who stood a ways off with her arms crossed, beside Camila, who wore Hooty’s portable house on her back. “You’re safe!”

“And you’re both grounded,” Eda growled, her kids screeching to a halt in front of her. “Didn’t I specifically tell you not to go into the human realm? That Darius would take care of things?”

“Well, yes, but-“ Amity started.

“Nope, save it. Grounded.” Eda cut off with a slicing motion of her hand. “We’ll dish out the punishments if we’re all alive by the end of the day. We’re heading for Bonesborough now.”

“That’s where we were heading,” Luz rubbed the back of her head sheepishly. “If you’re on your way, why are you walking? You have wings. And Owlbert.”

“We didn’t want anyone to see us coming from a mile away, mija,” Camila spoke, pointing to the sky, “Like we did with you. It’s better to stay low from the ground and keep our element of surprise.”

That made sense to the teens. It would take a little longer, but having to go on the defensive before they’d even made it into town would take longer than strolling in on foot unseen. Luz clasped her hands together, looking around the underbrush and trees, looking for the last of their companions, “So, uh, where’s King?”

Eda and Camila glanced at each other, and Hooty drooped. Luz frowned, shaking her head, “You- you found him at the castle, right? I couldn’t go after him, there was an Abomaton in the way- I…”

“We found him there, don’t worry,” Eda assured her daughter, pressing a hand to her shoulder. “But… when Belos attacked the Owl House…”

“He took King with him. We believe he’s going to use his blood to let the Collector out.” Camila finished, eyes downcast.

“No…” Luz’s voice broke, and she clenched her eyes shut. The idea of her little brother getting hurt, possibly worse, filled her with despair.

A hand on her shoulder brought her back into focus, Amity giving her a little shake. “We’ll save him, Luz. We’ll get him back. We have to hurry, though, okay?”

The witch bit her lip, and nodded, Amity pulling her into a quick embrace. Gus and Willow joined, each giving their best friend a squeeze, then letting go, turning back to the adults in charge.

Eda’s face was hard to read, everyone knowing she was putting on a tough act for everyone else’s sake. She sniffed, then assured the pack of children, “Don’t you worry. We got a secret weapon primed to save him, Belos won’t see it coming!” She gestured over to some rustling bushes, where something was obscured by the leaves.

As she turned to lead the expedition into town, Eda finally seemed to notice Alador, who offered a small, awkward wave, feeling very lost in this strange new world and wondering what was going on with someone who might be named King, or be the King. “Uh, hi?”

Camila inspected the man, with his mangy hair, grimy clothes, tired face, bags the size of dinner plates under his eyes, and his general unkempt appearance. She politely waved back, forcing a pained smile, then leaned in, whispering to Amity, “uh, Carino, who’s the hobo?”


Raine glided through the buildings and alleyways on the edge of Bonesborough, keeping their eyes peeled. The townsfolk were being rounded up by Abomatons, ushered towards the center under silent threats of violence if they didn’t comply, and Raine had no intention of being captured and forced to follow.

“Uh, Ma’am. Ah, sorry, commander!” Steve stumbled, slapping a hand over his face, “I’m so sorry, the illusion is throwing me off.”

“It’s fine,” Raine inhaled, then turned to face the young man, “You do know you don’t have to keep up the Lilith disguise, right? You can make me look like anyone else. She just needed to be seen leaving the castle and going to her parents' place, in case Belos was watching.”

The man seemed to realize that as soon as the words were spoken, looking embarrassed, “Of course. She’s probably a high profile target anyway. Do you have any preferences on how you should appear?”

The bard shook their head, “As long as it isn’t distracting for you.” A hint of teasing entered their voice, making the ex-coven scout blush.

“It’s not like that, commander. She’s just… very pretty.”

“You can just call me Raine, Steve. The CATs are more of a community service than an actual ranked system these days anyway.” Raine insisted, allowing a small smile to slip through despite the dire situation they face. Steve recast the illusion spell to make Raine look like a common guard, with a hood up over their face, keeping it in the shadows. The illusion kept the shadows thick enough that no matter the angle, nor how much light there was, no one could see enough of Raine’s face to guess their identity.

“Very good. Now, you were trying to get my attention about something?” Raine praised the work, inspecting their new outfit.

“Yes, uh, why are we here? Shouldn’t we, especially you, be staying hidden?” Steve asked carefully. “It just seems like this is the last place we should be, since our entire plan hinges on Lilith pretending to be you.”

The young man made a decent point, and Raine could see his confusion over the matter. “We’re going to try and save King. He’s needed to set the Collector free. If Belos had another way to let them out, he wouldn’t have bothered taking the little guy. So, instead of having to rely on Lilith, we can nip this in the bud by keeping Belos from being able to start the Draining Spell at all.”

And spell certain doom for the Isles, if not the entire Demon Realm, if the Collector was freed. What did it matter if they all survived the Draining Spell if they had a wrathful god-child who liked to play rough? Raine kept that to themself, though, the two of them had enough doom and gloom to work with as it was.

The pair followed one of the Abomatons as it rounded up another group of helpless citizens. Any that tried to fight back were swallowed into the monster's muck, helpless and bound, hardly able to breathe with only their screaming mouths exposed to the outside world. They were dragged behind the behemoths on the ground, in their prisons and unable to escape, being taken to their doom.

Sneaking by, Raine and Steve were led towards the center of town, where the hostages were corralled. Once the Abomaton they were following dropped off its load of people it joined its siblings in creating a ring around the town square, blocking anyone from leaving without a fight. In the center of the ring, standing in the center of town where his statue had once been before it had been desecrated and pulled down by his former underlings, was Belos.

He was dressed in odd, archaic clothing, Raine wondering if that was just Human Realm fashion, but didn’t linger on the thought. He gazed outward onto the sea of people that had been gathered, lips turned upward in what could almost be described as a grandfatherly smile, if not for the hatred burning in his eyes. The man held in his hands the mirror that Raine had been looking for, making the bard curse. He’d hoped it would be set off to the side, held by an Abomaton, anything, but it seemed Belos intended to keep it close to him, where it couldn't be stolen.

The gathering of people wasn’t a hundredth as large as it would have been on the skull during the original Day of Unity, but it was still a large crowd of scared people. Raine supposed that was the point, that Belos wanted an audience. The Draining Spell would surround the entirety of the Isles, after all, it didn’t matter to have everyone gathered at the Skull, or in town, outside of ego. Because he could make them, either through devotion or force. Having hostages on hand also kept the riffraff away, so no one tried anything, like a rescue attempt.

King was nowhere to be seen, likely spirited away for the moment. Raine could only grimace as they were forced to watch the next events unfold from the safety of their hiding spot as they waited.


Philip surveyed the townsfolk as they watched on, terror in their eyes as they wondered what exactly he was going to do to them. The mirror’s cool surface was in his grip, he had the Titan to bleed, and he had his sacrifices to make the Draining Spell work. Even the sun was approaching its zenith, all he had to do was to get the moon into place, and everything would be ready.

He snapped his fingers, and around him, gagged, bound, and on their knees, the heads of his former Coven system appeared, teleported in a mass of bone and flesh that twisted them into shape. Some nodded back into consciousness, the ones that already were awake were glaring daggers at him, but that didn’t matter. They simply needed to stay where he needed them. His eyes wandered over to the figure of Raine Whispers, one of the ones staring the most defiantly at him, and Philip smirked.

“I suppose you’re wondering why exactly I’m so set in my ways of ending you all,” He spoke just loud enough to be heard over the despairing voices of the town as he marched towards the gagged bard. “I suppose I owe you some answers, even if they won’t matter to you for long.”

The man stood straight, feeling a righteousness swelling in his chest, “They say that there is no one who isn’t salvageable. Repent, for we are all children of God and belong in his grace. You, however, are not. You are not children of God, descended from Adam, crafted from clay of the Mother Earth. You crawled your way out of the rotting flesh of the Titan, an undignified, heretical creature. No amount of repentance or prayer, or conversion to the faith will ever save your souls, if you ever had one to begin with.”

He leaned into the bard’s face, “You were born evil, and you will die evil. You only exist to corrupt the hearts of good men. Your magic is a threat I will not tolerate. No, you witches can join the devils of Hell where you belong, and burn for eternity for the sin of being born.”

Raine bit down on their gag, chewing on it. Philip imagined they’d very much like to spit in his face right now, and it was only the physical restraint that held them back. Defiant to the very last.

Turning to the mirror in his hands, Belos raised it to eye level, “Now, Collector, are you ready to uphold your end of the deal? I’m going to let you out, and you’ll pull the moon where it needs to be. Eclipse the sun, and we can go our separate ways.”

The shadow of the Collector nodded his head, “Yeah, yeah! Let’s get this over with. Let me out letmeoutletmeout!”

With another snap of Philip’s fingers, the Titan appeared, as bound and gagged as the others. Philip couldn’t risk him opening his mouth, and had his claws covered and cuffed in front of him as well, just in case. Philip handed the mirror off to one of the Abomatons, who held it out for him at chest height, while the human bent over and grabbed King by his good horn, lifting him for the Collector to see.

King tried to say something, but couldn’t form any words while muzzled. Despite that, the Collector seemed to understand his distress, and whispered soothingly and conspiratorially, “Hey, buddy, I know, things look bad right now. Buuuut, he and I aren’t friends. We just worked out a new deal! I just need a drop of your blood, a pinprick, really, and then I’ll be free again forever! So don't worry about it, I’m sure it won’t be too scary.”

In his free hand, Philip brandished a knife, the sight of it causing King to freeze up, and immediately start to squirm, fighting to get away from the human who held him aloft. Philip tsked at the Collector, shaking his head, “Now, now, I’m not leaving anything to chance. You’ll get as much as I can wring from his little corpse.”

The Collector’s grin fell. He uttered a short, “What?” Just as Philip reeled his arm back, then thrust the dagger deep in between King’s ribs. The last Titan could hardly do more than whimper as he began to bleed, the purple fluids dripping down the blade, its handle, down onto Philip’s wrist, then dripping to the Collector’s mirror underneath.

The blood pooled on the reflective surface, staining it, and filling it past the rim of the mirror's frame, but it didn’t overflow. Instead, the blood soaked into the very prison the Collector was trapped inside, seeping through the glass. To the beings horror and dismay, it got onto his skin, dripping, raining in from above, covering his face and hair as he looked up through the porthole that was his window to the outside world, now tinted in purple.

Philip dropped King to the ground, where the Titan laid lifeless at his feet. Without hesitation or disgust, he plunged his hand through the bloody mirror, offering it impatiently to the Collector to take. When the eternal child didn’t grab at it, too distressed to notice, the ex-Emperor instead roughly grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and yanked, ripping him from the mirror, then letting him fall to the ground beside the body of the last Titan.

The Collector pawed at his face with his hands, trying to wipe the blood off of himself. Only it smeared, spreading to his fingers, then his sleeves. It wouldn’t come off. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t get clean. Usually, that wasn’t a problem, he liked getting dirty and messy, but this was different. This time, he didn’t think he’d ever feel clean again.

The sound of boots tapping impatiently on stone snapped him out of his mind, Philip looking down on him, looking cross. “I’ve upheld my end of our bargain. You wouldn’t want to break your pinky promise, would you?”

But that wasn’t who the Collector was focused on. Instead, he only had eyes for King, who lay limp against the stone. With the rays of sunshine beaming down on him, it reminded the Collector of when King would tell him his favorite part of school was nap time, where he picked the spot by the window so he could lay in the sunbeams and sleep. The Collector decided a long time ago that once he was out, and they had their first play date together, they’d have to end it with one of those naps.

King was just sleeping, right?

The Collector crawled on his hands and knees over to King’s side. His body was unused to touching anything that wasn’t the smooth, concave surface of his jail, the rough stone tiles feeling unnatural to his touch as he moved. A fuzzy part of his mind told him he could just float, but that didn’t matter as much as King did.

The Collector reached out, placing a hand on King’s shoulder and gave him a gentle shake, “King? King, wake up…”

The shaking became more frantic and rough the longer King went without responding, “I said wake up! I- I’m out… we’re supposed to play together…”

Philip loomed over the two, face set in a grim line. Sternly, he addressed the creature before him, “Collector, I have done as was asked, now you will do as you are told and help me with the Draining Spell!”

The Collector’s eyes turned to face the human who dared order him around, and in those eyes was the fury of an angry god. Philip unconsciously took a step back, gulping down the taste of fear that had built up at the back of his throat. But the wrathful glare weakened as the child clutched the limp body of his friend to his chest, the anger turning into bitter tears as the Collector began to wail and cry.

Philip felt a vein in his temple twitch. He’d been promised an unstoppable god. Someone capable of churning the moon and stars across the cosmos like they were butter in a dash. And yet here Philip was, faced with a sobbing child, clinging to a small demon as if his favorite toy had been broken.

There was no pity in the man’s heart for such a sight. He’d burned cities to the ground and seen far worse from the children that had managed to survive. That he’d allowed to survive, to spread the word of Wild Witches, who had mangled their parents and siblings' bodies. He wanted what he’d been promised, and he wanted it now.

As if to add to his frustrations, the sound of a scuffle could be heard off in the distance. Rolling his eyes, Philip turned, seeing one of his Abomatons in the outer ring was fighting against something. The trouble was it appeared to be losing. Looking beyond the crowd, Philip could see the giant abomination being hefted into the air by some unseen force, hidden by the crowd, and the next thing he knew it was being hurled his way as if it didn’t weigh more than a crumpled up ball of paper, instead of over half a ton.

Philip sidestepped the surprising throw, the remains of the Abomaton crashing and tumbling across the stone before skidding to a halt just before it could crush the tied up Coven Leaders under its girth. While the crowd of townsfolk took the chance and opening in the Abomatons to funnel through in a hurry, something else barreled through the crowd, pushing against it, then leapt high into the air, slamming down onto the Abomaton before it could get back up, ripping and tearing into it with it’s bare hands.

It was a stone creature, half the size of the Abomaton. It’s body seemed to be made up of tendons and rock, and around its neck was a red collar with a golden tag that shimmered in the afternoon sun. The creature slammed its stone hands down onto the Abomaton, denting the metal. The Abomaton fought back, hurling a metal fist at the beast's head, knocking it aside, only for the thing to pick itself back up, crack its twisted head back into place, then carry on as if completely unharmed.

Whatever the thing was tore into the Abomaton with no regard to itself, piercing through it’s gooey body and tearing parts of its metal skeleton out with a casualness that looped around to be visceral, until the Abomaton couldn’t fight back anymore. The moment the light left its target's eyes, the beast lifted its gaze and looked towards the next Abomaton off in the distance. With haste, it picked itself back into its feet, and barreled towards its next target, savagely entering battle once more.

Philip could only gape after the unknown creature as it left as quickly as it had come. The people in the square were taking every chance they could to escape as the other Abomatons left their posts to assist their brethren, and as the crowds started to clear, a group of people Philip was unfortunately acquainted with took their place. Philip looked the human girl in the eyes as she approached, nodding his head in polite greeting. “Amity Blight.”

“Belos.” She shot right back through grit teeth.

“It’s Philip,” He corrected sternly, eyes narrowing.

“I don’t care.” Amity replied back, leaving no further room for argument.

“Where’s my kid, you bastard?” Eda shouted as she stomped to the front of the group, eyes narrowed. “I swear, if you hurt one hair on his head, I’ll-“

She stilled, threat on the tip of her tongue, but her lips wouldn’t cooperate with her. Looking past the tyrant, she could see King’s still form being cradling by the still hysterical Collector who hugged him tightly to his chest, and Eda’s breath caught in her throat.

“King!” Luz called out, blinking back tears of her own. She tried to race forward, but it was too dangerous for her to go through Belos, Amity holding her back. The witch was forced to stay put, burying her face into Amity’s shoulder, not able to make herself look at her brother’s body.

“You’ll have to pardon the mess,” Belos spoke easily, gesturing to one of the surrounding Abomatons to come to his side. “I’m afraid I wasn’t able to clean up properly before your arrival.”

“You’re a monster,” Amity sneered at how indifferent Belos was to the pain he caused.

Before the Abomaton could arrive at its master’s side, it slumped mid-step, powered off. Around the town square, the others did the same, the light leaving their eyes. Belos twisted his head to the back of the crowd of newcomers, “Oh, and Alador is here. Fantastic. I’m surprised your wife didn’t put a stop to you like she promised, but the Oracle Sphere only shows you the best possible future, the best possible version of yourself, and she was always an incompetent woman anyway. Why have you come here? I promised your wife this land. I thought all you two cared about was profits?”

“I came here to put a stop to this,” Alador replied, his tone grim. In his hands he clutched tightly the remote that shut down the Abomatons. “You already made me your Doctor Frankenstein, but I refuse to also be your monster. This ends today.”

Belos cocked his head to the side, the reference flying over it, as it did to the witches around Alador. The human scientist seemed to realize his mistake, “oh, right. You’re four hundred, and this is a different world…”

“It’s okay, Dad, they didn’t get my literary references when I got here, either.” Amity assured, stroking Luz’s hair comfortingly.

Belos shook his head, and turned his back to his foes. Instead he strutted around his captives, placing a hand on “Raine’s” head, “You can go ahead and try to stop my forces, Alador. I don’t need them. I already have all the pieces I need, and I know those you’ve allied with are too sentimental to do anything that may cause me to harm their friend here.”

He stroked Raine’s cheek with a finger, “So, why don’t you just stay back, and let me finish what I’ve started? You wouldn’t want me to hurt a hair on their head now, would you?”

Brandishing the dagger he’s slain King with, still stained with the Titan’s blood, he held it to Raine’s neck. The group stilled, not moving an inch as to ensure Raine wasn’t bled out by the throat. With a smirk, Belos retracted the dagger, “Very good. You know your places well.”

Rearing back, the ex-Emperor backhanded Raine, sending their body falling against the dirt. For just a moment, Lilith blacked out, blinking the stars away after her head hit the ground, but that was enough for the magic illusion she’d cast to break, revealing her true nature to the man.

Belos glared down at her in disbelief, and she did her best to sneer back. A dozen feet away, Eda forced herself to give a haughty laugh, “Got all the pieces, huh? You’ve got a moon that you can’t move, a crying child who won’t listen to you, and are missing one of your sacrifices. You don’t have all the pieces, but you’re clearly missing some marbles.”

Belos’ eye twitched and something inside the man snapped. Without any warning, he thrust a hand forward, not at Lilith, who stared spitefully up at him, or Eda, who openly mocked him, but at Alador. His hand formed into muck, traveling across the distance between the two, and slammed into the other man’s center, knocking him to the ground. When it returned to Belos, he held in his grip the very remote needed to control the Abomatons, reactivating them with a press of the switch.

Amity helped her father back to his feet, gasping back up at the former Emperor, “What are you doing?!”

“You’re not the only ones with a backup plan! I tried to be merciful. I tried to give you all a relatively quick and painless death, which is more than any of you deserve. But now, now I’m going to have to do things the hard way.” The madman raved, pressing another switch on the remote and gave the order. ”Abominations, kill everyone you see! Spread across the Isles and slaughter them all!”

Around the plaza, the dozens of Abomatons came roaring back to life, and began to rampage. What was left of the citizens did their best to defend themselves, but if Belos wasn’t stopped and the remote retrieved, most of them were going to die, and everyone there knew it.

Willow acted the quickest, and threw up a wall of vines behind them, cutting them off from the Abomatons sights for the moment. “Eda, what do we do?”

Eda looked around, cursing the fact that everyone was looking to her for answers. “Uh, I-“

She turned to look at King’s body. Her uncertain expression steeled into one of determination, “Cam, I need you to get to King. If there is any chance he’s still alive, he’s going to need healing, pronto.”

Turning to the kids, she gave another order, “We need all the help we can get. See if you can free the old fogies back there. I’m not sure how far we can trust some of them, but right now I think we can all agree on a common enemy.”

Turning to face Belos, she narrowed her eyes, “Alador and I will take this chump, and get the remote back. Now let's go kick some ass!”

Eda rushed forward first, getting up into Belos’ face. This distracted the man long enough for Camila to slip by, looping around the two to make her way to King and the Collector. She stilled as she saw the two, heart in her throat as she saw the young Titan she viewed as family unresponsive in the Collector’s hands. Swallowing, she pressed onward, despite her fear of the other being. “Niño, I need to see him. I have to see if he’s still breathing, okay?”

The Collector glared at her for a moment with tear stained eyes, before sniffling and nodding, letting Camila come in closer. Camila removed Hooty from her back, softly telling him to keep guard over her and King while she worked. The bird tube nodded, his expression solemn as he wrapped his neck around them in a circle that he’d allow no one else to pass. Carefully, Camila pressed a hand to King’s chest, feeling for movement. She couldn’t feel him breathing. Instead she felt for a heartbeat, and her own heart broke when she felt nothing under the fur.

That didn’t mean it was too late, though. He was still warm. It had only been a few minutes. If she could get his heart started again, she might still be able to save King’s life. “I need you to lay him on the ground, on his back, okay?”

The Collector wiped at his tear and snot covered face with his sleeve, then did as he was told, surprisingly gentle with King’s body. Camila’s first step was to isolate the area where King had been stabbed. Finding it, she winced, knowing that with the length of the dagger compared to his small form, it likely pierced a lung, and possibly some other organs. Her strength in school had been in healing, not geography, the anatomy of a Titan was forign to her, so she couldn’t be sure.

She did the best she could do with the magic available to her. The wound on King’s side slowly started stitching closed with some effort. With her damaged coven brand, her magical ability was a crapshoot, and it clearly showed on her face, sweat beading from her brow as she strained to keep the magic flowing. If she stopped, she wasn’t sure she would be able to start again.

She let out a gasp, breathing for air, clutching at her arm. The brand was burning, and the flow of magic was as slow as molasses, “I can’t- I can’t do it. I’m sorry-“

The Collector wordlessly reached out, placing a bloodied, open hand over the brand on Camila’s arm. With a single swipe, the thing left, leaving no trace of the brand on Camila’s flesh, and leaving her gaping. “How did you-?”

“They were made from my magic. I taught Belos everything he knows about the Draining Spell,” the Collector answered simply, looking up at her with wet, hopeful eyes. “You can fix him now, right?”

The task before Camila was a difficult one, but she could feel a new wave of magic flowing through her. She felt hope, despite the odds. She gave a nod, casting a spell circle, “I will do everything I can. Do you happen to also know any healing magic, pequeño?”

The Collector shook his head, wiping away some of the drying blood that still lingered on his cheek onto his sleeve. Camila breathed out a disappointed sigh, then ushered him close, “Well, now is as good a time as ever for you to learn. I’ll need all the help I can get, okay?”


Eda wasn’t able to hold back Belos for long. She’d managed to rake her claws across his face, leaving a set of leaking, green gashes that quickly healed. “That’s just not fair. Why do I always get saddled with the ones who can regenerate?”

“If it’s any consolation, you won’t be alive for it to bother you much longer,” Belos snapped back, pressing another button on his remote. Alador cried out in warning, but it was too late as an Abomaton tackled Eda from her right side, leaving just the two human men to stare each other down.

“Give me the remote,” Alador ordered, holding out his hand. “This doesn’t have to continue any farther.”

“What remote?” Belos asked, and it would have sounded childish, except that he opened his mouth, far wider than was humanly possibly, the skin breaking around his jaw and revealing his true inner self through the cracks. With his mouth opened wide, he leaned his head back, stuffing the remote into his mouth and down his throat, swallowing it whole.

“That was equal parts fascinating and disgusting,” Alador shivered, “If there is anything of you left by the end of the day, I must take a look at it through a microscope.”

“So you can do what, exactly?” Belos asked mockingly, “Study me? Find a way to make a profit off my corpse, ‘for the betterment of mankind?’”

The tyrant shook his head, “Mankind ill needs a savior such as you. I have no plans to die today. I still have business to attend to. Mankind needs me, to set it back on the correct path. With these horrid witches gone, I’ll have free reign over the palismans they leave behind. There aren’t much, but there should be enough for another century, maybe two.”

Belos continued to rant, “With that extra time, I’ll guide humanity back onto the right path. I’ve seen them, from the elderly to children. Sin and debauchery in every crevice of society. Drunks and addicts, whores and homosexuals. God has been abandoned, and in his place are ‘computers,’ and other such abominations. There isn’t a soul left in Gravesfield that isn’t hell bound.”

“Times change,” Alador admitted, “The world is very different from when I was a boy. It must be infinitely so for someone like you. Have you even bothered to even use one of those computers to learn about everything that’s changed? I suppose you just see it as magic at this point, too far beyond what you’d ever have imagined humanity being capable of. You’ve seen so little of the world in your short time back and already plan on shaping it into your outdated image?”

“I’ve seen enough, and it needs to change,” Belos insisted, snarling. “Everything I’ve done was to save humanity, and yet they’ve already doomed themselves. But I’ll set things right. Another few centuries, and I can fix them.”

Alador turned to look behind Belos, at his daughter, working her hardest to do the right thing and fix her fathers mistakes, “I think they’re perfect just the way they are.”

“Speaking of,” Belos turned his attention away from the other man, focusing on the children trying to rescue the hostages from their bindings, “I have something to take care of.”

Alador lowered his goggles over his eyes, then swung his abomination container around his waist, hefting it into his arms like a canon. The device began to surge with power, vibrating hard enough Alador could feel it in his bones, “Not so fast, you-“

Any insult he could fling was cut off as the end of his canon exploded, sending a large wave of goo after Belos. Regrettably, the shot was intercepted by another Abomaton, who hurled itself in front of the blast, taking the full brunt. Alador gripped his device tighter, willing the goo he fired to overtake the Abomaton, to override it from within and bring it back under his command, but the thing resisted, wrestling with him the whole way.

Even as he wrestled with that one, the sound of heavy metal boots sounded behind him. Another Abomaton had been sent to handle him, and the inventor grimaced as he mentally kicked himself for making the things so sturdy.


“Hold on guys, we’re coming,” Amity called out to the captive Coven Heads, Luz, Gus, Willow and Hunter by her side. Each of the teens intended on taking one of the Coven Heads each, starting with the ones they knew weren’t any trouble. Hunter went for Darius, getting behind the man to get to the ropes that bound him.

“I know, you’re probably really mad at me for going through the portal, but I’m fine, I’m back, and we brought help.” Hunter made his case, tugging at the ropes, trying to get them off. The magic binding anklet on Darius’ ankle made it clear why the man hadn’t just turned himself into an abomination and squeezed through the ropes himself.

Beside him, Amity was doing the same for Lilith, while Luz handled Eberwolf, Willow untied Osran, and Gus went after Mason, much to the disgruntlement of the other Heads that had once sided with their Emperor, who thrashed against their bindings. They didn’t get far, however, before Lilith began frantically grunting, trying to shout a warning to the others before it was too late.

Amity pushed Lilith aside, knocking her to the ground again, and ducked, just in time to dodge a blow from Belos, who had formed his hand into a scythe to cut her down. “You can’t leave us alone for five minutes, can you?”

“Where is the fun in that?” The man shrugged, an unhinged smirk working onto his face. “I’m done playing games with you, Blight. You want to be a witch so badly, you can die along with the rest of them.”

“Did you say that to Caleb, too?” Amity challenged, placing an ice glyph onto the ground and setting it off.

Belos didn’t even bother dodging, tanking the chilled spike that plowed through the center of his chest, completely unphased. His body morphed around it, losing even more of its humanity as it did so, large, glowing blue eyes forming over his chest as he reformed, growing taller and lankier, horns sprouting from his head.

“… Hunter, why didn’t you tell me he could change like that in real life?” Amity called out, as Belos’s shape became identical to that of the monster he’d turned into while in his mindscape.

The others abandoned their duties, racing over to Amity’s side to defend her from the beast the ex-Emperor had become. He looked down at them with furious, inhuman eyes, claws raking across the stone at his feet, leaving large indents on the surface as he howled like an animal.

Willow cast her spell, wrapping the tyrant up in a flurry of vines, while Amity prepared another glyph. Hunter summoned forth his staff, Flapjack ready to fight beside him and avenge Caleb after all these centuries. Luz hung back, looking between the fight, and the people she was supposed to be helping free, looking torn.

A cloaked pair of figures made their way to Lilith’s side, and Luz prepared to defend her Aunt, but after they peeled back their hoods, the witch breathed a sigh of relief. “Raine, Steve! I’m so glad to see you!”

“You’re doing fine out there, Luz, but we need to get these guys free,” Raine spoke quickly, tugging a knife out of their belt and sawing at Lilith’s ropes.

“Do you have a key to unlock the anklets?” Luz asked, already fishing through her hair for a Bobby pin since she knew the most likely answer.

Steve shook his head, while Raine gave a shaky smirk, “No, but I was best friends with Eda in high school. I’m a bit rusty, but these locks can’t be any worse than the ones Faust used to have on his office, we’ll crack through them shortly.”

“Good,” Luz answered, no longer conflicted. She tossed Steve her pin, then turned her back on the two, heading over to help her friends out, “I’m needed elsewhere, take care of them!”

“Wait, Luz!” Raine cried, then groaned, “This would go a lot faster if we had two people helping.”

Lilith’s hands were freed, and she tugged at the gag in her mouth, “And you may have been Eda’s best friend, but I was her sister and had to get her out of twice as much trouble. Give me one, I’ll help you get the others out.”

The enby bard gave a laugh, tossing Steve the knife to cut the others loose, while they focused on getting the anklet off of Darius, “I’ve never been so happy to know someone was a terrible influence before.”

One by one, the Coven Heads were freed, rubbing their raw wrists from where the rough ropes had dug into their flesh over the past few days. All that remained was getting the anklets off the ones who had remained loyal to Belos all those months ago. Looking down at Terra, Adrian, Hettie and Vitimir, Raine gripped the Bobby pin in their hand tightly, lips downturned at their former coworkers. “If I free you, will you help us?”

Graye, always an opportunist, nodded eagerly, “Of course, anything, just get this damn thing off of me!”

The others weren’t so forthcoming. “How do we know you won’t just throw us back in prison once you’re done with us?” Hettie asked, voicing their thoughts.

“You don’t,” Raine stated plainly. “You were all judged and found guilty. I have no power to let you run free.”

Seeing their downturned lips and hearing their grumbles, Raine gestured around them, “But is prison any worse than this? If you don’t help, we will all die, yourselves included. I’m not in charge of your fates, but you might be able to convince the people who are by doing something halfway decent for once in your lives, and defending the civilians, like you were supposed to do when you were chosen as Coven Heads!”

The three fell silent under Raine’s tongue lashing, until finally Terra heaved a heavy sigh, “Very well. We’ll do what we must. Let us go, and we’ll keep his creatures at bay.”

Vitimir shrugged, shoulders sagging, “It’s better than dying here, I suppose.” The poisonous potion maker agreed.

Raine gave Lilith a nod, and together they unlocked the bindings, freeing the coven heads of their magical restraints, each of them surging to their feet, feeling the second wind hit them as their magical abilities returned to their bodies.

“Your priorities are the people, get them out, keep them safe, fight off any of the Abomatons targeting them.” Raine ordered, pointing to the areas that seemed in the most need for help.

The 4 disgraced leaders nodded, each taking one of the directions Raine had pointed off to. Mason and Osran joined them, Mason backing up Vernworth’s illusions along with his son Steve, while Osran teamed with Vitimir, leaving just the original coven heads to rebel against Belos remaining in the center of the square.

Even from here, Raine could see Eda struggling against her Abomaton, putting up a decent fight, but outmatched in every way. “We need to backup our people. Darius, Eberwolf, there was a human back there fighting off two of these at once, go help him. Lilith and I will help Eda.”

They didn’t leave any time to argue, even though it was clear Darius wanted to. Rather than listen to his complaints, the bard turned and bolted for Eda’s location, Lilith right behind them, leaving Darius alone with Eber. The man growled, crossing his arms, “Let’s make this quick, then help out the kids.”

The goop man literally flowed through the battlefield, getting over to Alador’s location with relative ease. Eberwolf hopped along the stone streets after his friend, easily and athletically leaping over the wreckage of the buildings and markets that had been destroyed in the Abomatons rampages since Belos pulled the trigger on them.

Alador seemed to be doing well for himself, not having seized total control of the Abomaton that had taken his blast, but having enough influence on its movements to pit it clumsily against the second Abomaton that had attacked him. The Abomatons hadn’t been programmed to fight against anything as large as themselves, which rendered both machines locked into what might as well be the world's biggest game of rock ‘em sock ‘em robots as the two behemoths hurled punches at each other, while Alador stayed at a relatively safe distance.

“So, you’re the hack who’s made all this mess for us to clean up,” Darius’ pompous tone snidely called out as he reformed beside Alador. The human raised a brow at the man, wondering if he was friend or foe.

“I see, another person who completely fails to understand my work,” Alador responded, looking away from Darius and back to the fighting Abomatons, to better control his influence. “As much as I regret their usage, no one can make me change my mind about their ingenuity. Each of these are a masterpiece of machinery.”

“And an insult to magic!” Darius shot, cracking his knuckles. At his knee, Eberwolf rolled his eyes at their antics, just wanting to get the fighting over with.

“How about you and your pet make yourselves useful, and do something about these things, if you’re so offended by them?” Alador responded testily, having his Abomaton send a knuckle sandwich right in the face of the second one.

“Fine!” Darius rose to the challenge, forming his body into a full on abomination and surging forward, overtaking the second Abomaton, sinking himself into the goop that made up its flesh much the same as Alador was doing. Bending the Abomaton to his will, he made it rear back, and slam a fist into Alador’s, which sent it to the ground, sputtering as broken gears were exposed from its armored sections.

Eberwolf took the chance to leap inside the monster, tearing out anything his little paws could reach, eventually emerging from the smoking wreck holding onto the Abomaton’s main power source with a proud smile on his face, his fur covered in engine grease.

From there, Darius bent the innards of his Abomaton to his will, slowly crushing the machine from the outside like a soda can. The process was slow and taxing, though his load was lifted from his shoulders when Alador recalled his goo from the fallen giant and sent it to aid Darius in his endeavor, the two not stopping until the Abomaton was a twitching wreck laying in the middle of the now mostly vacant market square.

“You know, as fun as it was to build them, it was pretty satisfying to destroy them as well,” Alador pondered, rubbing the five’o’clock shadow that covered the majority of his chin.

“I’ll give you that, at least,” Darius said in agreement. Holding out his hand, “Darius Deamonne.”

“Alador Blight,” The scientist responded, grasping the hand to give it a shake. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

“Let’s not go that far,” Darius smirked, while Eberwolf gagged at their banter.


Eda growled as she tried to pick herself up off the ground for the fifth time this fight. The Abomaton wasn’t going down, no matter what she tried. Her claws were dulled from her attempts to pry the plates off the thing, wings tired from attempting to fly circles around it, even Owlbert was tired from all the magic she’d tried to eradicate it with.

She was on her last leg, and this was just one of the dozens of the damned things still tearing the plaza apart.

She was saved as a blast smashed into the Abomatons face, drawing attention away from her. Raine suddenly entered her field of vision, wrapping an arm around her waist and scooping her up as best they could, while Lilith used what little magic she still had to pelt the giant abomination with a rain of pinpricks.

“Edalyn, are you okay?” Lilith called out, before diving away from a stretched fist from the Abomaton.

“I’ll be fine, Lil’, thanks for the save,” Eda replied back, huffing and puffing. She tried to stand on her own two feet, her inner Owlbeast protesting, wanting them to flee while they still could. “Quiet you.”

Instead she gripped onto Raine’s shirt, giving them the stink eye, “Why is it that your plans never seem to work out, huh?”

“That’s why you have a backup plan,” Raine insisted.

“This was the backup plan!” Eda hollered back.

“Did I say plan? I meant that this is why it’s good to have backup,” Raine chuckled sheepishly, straining to smile against their odds.

“Good thing I brought my own, then,” Eda drawled, rolling her eyes. She put her claws to her lips, and blew, letting out a sharp whistle. No sooner had it sounded did the same flurry that started this assault fling itself across the battlefield, slamming into the nearby Abomaton hard enough to knock it on its side, then raining down hardened fists that dented the creature's torso with each blow.

“What is that thing?” Raine breathed, pushing up their glasses and paling as the thing kept hammering away at the Abomaton with repeated blows.

“That, my friend, is Jean Luc. He’s a buddy of King’s! He needs magic to work properly, and the symbol on King’s collar woke him right up.” Eda explained, grinning like a maniac as she watched the golem wreck the Abomaton that had given her so much trouble.

“I’m glad it’s on our side,” Raine rasped weakly as Jean Luc tore the mechanical heart out of the Abomaton with its bare hands and threw it aside like trash.

“Let’s hope he stays on our side. He only listens to King, and only bothered to help because I said he was in trouble,” Eda warned, and the two wisely backed off, joined by Lilith who scampered over to stay out of Jean Luc’s way as it pounced at yet another nearby foe.

Raine took the chance to usher a few remaining civilians to safety. A sense of relief welled up inside the bard when, in the distance, he could see masked individuals among the remaining crowd. None of them had been there when this had started, but they’d come into danger on their own to help. Harvey’s large form stood out, as did Viney’s, the small witch guarded by the larger as she patched up a few of the wounded on the outskirts of battle.

Turning their attention back to Eda, Raine’s hopeful expression dipped, seeing Eda’s own face set in a serious line. Bowing their head, Raine spoke softly, “I’m sorry, Eda. I was here to see what happened with King, but I couldn’t find an opening or make it through the crowd in time.”

“He’s not gone yet,” Eda insisted, flexing her claws irritably. “Cam’s going to patch him up. And don’t blame yourself for this.”

“My plan put him in harm's way-“ Raine started, but was cut off.

“Belos was going to come for him anyway. You want to blame anyone, blame him. Until then, let's focus on ruining that bastard's day,” Eda snapped, turning away from her friend to focus on what was around them.

Raine nodded, and helped Lilith move on of the wounded witches out of harm's way, clearing the battlefield before the next fight could break out.


Amity almost wasn’t fast enough to block the next blow, only just managing to bring up a wall of ice to stop it. Belos wasn’t letting up, fully intending on killing all five of them with his bare hands if he needed to. Every so often, a part of his body would glow, indicating that one of the glyphs carved into that portion of flesh was about to be used. Even as Amity brought up ice to defend herself, he had readied his own glyph to send a beam of molten red energy to melt it.

It didn’t seem to matter what restraints they tried to bind him with. If he couldn’t tear through them, he’d simply teleport out. Walls of ice, ropes of vines, rings of fire, nothing so much as slowed the monster down. He was like a human Abomaton, using the loosest definition of human possible.

“This isn’t working” Gus grunted, slowly and painfully picking himself off the ground after being knocked aside by one of Belos’ arms. “If we can’t get him to stop physically, maybe we can shut him down mentally.”

Gus reached for the small pin that he kept on a necklace around his neck that he’d taken from Graye back during the man’s assault on Hexside, and held it aloft, the area around them coated in the blue glow of illusion magic. Despite sounding like a good plan, both Amity and Hunter cried out for the boy to stop, knowing just how mentally strong the ex-Emperor was after four hundred years of practice.

“Gus, wait, stop!” Amity called out, but the boy couldn’t hear her, already in Belos’ head. He shuddered at what passed through his vision, eyes glowing the same blue as his magic, while Belos clutched at his head and howled in pain, forced to relive some of his worst memories.

Hunter wasn’t taking any chances, and raced towards his friend, tackling Gus and using Flapjack to quickly teleport them a short distance away. His quick thinking saved his friend, as Belos broke free of the mental manipulations to slam a fist down on the spot Gus had just been standing.

Taking a piece of the rubble from the stone he’d just smashed, Belos flung the shards in Amity’s direction, intending for the hurled shrapnel to take her out. Amity froze up as they came her way, only able to think to cover her face before they could hit her. Thankfully, instead of the sharp stones reducing her to ribbons, she felt herself yanked up into the air, pulled away from the attack. “Luz?!”

“Haha! We did it! We’re flying! Way to go Owlbuqueque!” Luz’s feathered form above her cheered, arms up in the air. Amity’s shoulders were clamped in between Luz’s taloned feet, the young witch having turned herself into a harpy, and was fluttering in the air on wings that still appeared too small to hold that much weight up. Amity let out a laugh, as floating just above Luz was Ghost, fluttering the harpy girl up with a levitation spell of her own. Luz’s face fell as she realized that fact, letting out a small groan, “Shoot, guess I’m still not ready to fly.”

Ghost moved the two of them to safety, reforming back into a cat to rest at Amity’s feet. The human girl panted, taking a moment to try and find her second wind. No matter how she looked at it, no matter how hard they hit Belos, he just kept reforming. They were never going to win at this rate, not anymore than they had with any of their encounters with the Abomatons.

Luz, who seemed ready to rejoin the fray now that she had entered Harpy Mode, picked up on Amity’s worry. Careful of her claws, the witch gripped both of Amity’s shoulders, giving them a gentle squeeze, “You’re overthinking it, Sweet Potato. Or maybe not thinking it through enough.”

Amity took one of Luz’s hands and lifted it to her cheek instead,leaning into her girlfriend's touch, “What do you mean?”

Luz sent a caring smile, “Think about it. You’ve beaten him before, but how did you do that? You never did it through brute force, but by out thinking him. Stop thinking about how we best him with our strength, and start thinking of a plan to get around him. You’re clever, with a big ‘ol brain, you’ll figure it out.”

Luz pressed a kiss to Amity’s forehead, letting it linger for just a moment, then pulled away, turning back to the fight ahead. Hunter and Willow were doing their best to do the bulk of the combat, while Gus supported them with his illusion, but there was only so much the three could do without Luz, or Amity, backing them up.

Amity watched as Luz went, then closed her eyes in an attempt to focus her thoughts. Luz was right, she wasn’t thinking this through. She needed a way to circumvent his recovery. Burn through his magic. Could they drain him, like he tried to do to the witches? Vee wasn’t here, and Amity suddenly regretted having her stay behind, because she was perfect for the job. Instead, the basilisk was stuck back on Earth. If she was even capable of draining his magic. He used glyphs, like Amity did, just in a far more gruesome way.

Without consciously meaning to, Amity grasped the key around her neck at the thought of the Human Realm, running her fingers across the battle worn string that had acted as the necklace. It was frayed, battered, and barely holding on, much like Amity and her friends. Amity gripped the key tightly, squeezing it so hard she was sure she’d break the hardened glass that contained the Titan’s blood as she tried her best to come up with a plan.

Vee on Earth. Glyphs. Draining Spells. Burn through the magic. Get to the man beneath.

Amity’s eyes opened wide, and she found her answer. Tearing the key from her neck, snapping the last few threads of string holding it together, she raced towards her friends.

Willow tried making a man-eating plant, but the time it took to sprout had been too much, and Hunter had to save her, scooping her into his arms and teleporting away. Both teens fought identical blushes on their cheeks as the boy quickly set his captain down, Willow very concerned with brushing her clothes off in the moment as Amity almost slammed into them, “I’ve figured it out! I know how to beat him!”

“How?” Hunter practically begged, casting glances at Belos’s hulking form that was barely being held back by Luz’s claws at the moment.

Amity shook her head, “No time, I just need you to follow my lead. Get him to go through, even if you have to push him to make him fit, got me?”

“No?!” Willow balked, looking at Amity as if she’d cracked.

Amity didn’t pay her any mind, instead racing over to Gus for a moment to get his help. With a nod of his head, he agreed to what she had to say.

Luz was faltering under Belos’ strength, the two of them hand in hand and trying to force the other back. Luz’s harpy strength gave her a lot of physical power, but the sheer force of Belos’s deformed muscles and his will combined made the man unable to give an inch, where she was giving several. She grit her teeth, looking the man-turned-monster in his ugly mug and glared. As she stared him down, Luz’s eyes caught a hint of lavender racing behind Belos, Amity summoning the portal door in a flash of light, then opening it. As quickly as it appeared, an illusion was thrown over it, making it disappear.

Luz cocked a brow, but with her attention stolen in the moment, Belos took his chance and knocked her off balance, lifting her stumbling form off her feet, above his head and then throwing her to the dirt. Luz winced, gripping her ribs as they screamed in pain, her harpy form dissipating as the Owlbeast inside her retreated, too afraid to fight any longer.

Belos bore down on her, snarling and growling, his mouth unable to properly form words as it was. He hunched, looking like he intended on taking a chunk out of Luz’s flesh with his teeth, when a small rock bounced off his skull. He turned around, looking at who had dared to throw such a thing.

Amity stood defiantly a dozen feet away, gesturing for Belos to come and get her. She stood alone, easy prey to take down without her friends beside her, and Belos roared, stomping his feet as he raced in her direction.

Amity, eyes wide in fright, wisely turned around and ran, sprinting through the invisible door. Belos followed after, reaching out to snag her off the ground, and squeeze the life out of the girl who had made a fool of him. Only to find himself stuck, jammed and wedged inside of a doorframe too small for him to squeeze through. His eyes frantically darted around, partially blinded by the light of the sun above him.

Blue skies, green trees, and snow on the ground. Buildings he walked by as recently as the week before, and a statue that bore his and his brother’s likeness. This was Gravesfield. Why was he in Gravesfield?

He tried to pull himself back through the door, but he was resisted by the hands of four witches on the other side, pushing and shoving, trying to force him into the Human Realm, where all of humanity could see what he had become. Even now, he could see people who had been out just enjoying the Winter’s day taking out their phones to record him, and shamefully he hid his face with his hands as flashes went off.

Amity laughed at Belos, who’s fragile ego put his appearances among humanity above his own self preservation. Without the use of his hands to push back against the doorframe, the monstrous man was forced through, the witches stepping through themselves to keep him from retreating, shutting the door behind them.

They five circled around Belos, who now had his back to his own statue. He grit his teeth and flailed, trying to smack them aside. Amity sent a mocking grin at him as they all dodged. Each of them prepared a spell, Ghost glowing in Amity’s hands, “What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue? Or are you just too ashamed to go all out now that everyone can see what you really are? You never had a problem blasting us with spells before, why start now?”

Belos slammed his fist on the ground angrily, then lunged forward, seizing the girl in his hands and lifting her into the air. His eyes glowed a sickly blue as she continued her taunting, calling upon his glyphs to work a petrification spell that would freeze her as solid as the statue that decorated that very park.

Instead of turning into stone in his grip, Amity merely smirked. It was only when the searing pain began to etch into his flesh that he realized he recognized that glimmer in her eye. The one that had appeared when they had first met, and she had walked away holding all the cards. “It’s like I told you, Belos. You’ve lost at your own game. You lost the moment you decided to go up against a Blight.”

“What magic is this?” His twisted mouth screeched as he dropped the girl so he could claw at his skin, where he’d carved his glyphs with a knife so long ago. The green flesh sizzled and burned, turning to ash and fading into the chilling winter wind.

“It isn’t,” Amity responded, disturbed at the sight of the man’s fading body and howls of pain. “It’s a lack of it.”

Amity backed away from Belos, rejoining her friend’s sides as she looked up at him with a cold look. Willow gulped, keeping her spell circle trained on their foe. “Amity, what’s going on?”

Amity didn’t tear her eyes away from Belos, even as she started explaining to the others what was going on, “I realized he’d never used magic here. He hates it so much, he probably couldn’t bring himself to after 400 years of having to. And he just couldn’t have. There’s no magic here in the Human Realm. The paper shriveled and turned to ash when I tried using my glyphs against my parents. And his body’s covered in them.”

She pointed to the statue directly behind Belos, giving directions to her friends. With a nod, Willow and Luz cast identical spells, sending plant magic into the earth below their feet to summon up roots from the nearby trees that lashed out, wrapping around the arms of the statue of the man before them. “You’re the paper in this situation, Belos. You’re already beginning to shrivel, won’t be long now until you’re nothing but dust in the wind!” Amity called out, not knowing if he had heard a word she had spoken to him if the pain was as unbearable as he made it seem.

Hunter joined Willow, and Gus helped Luz as they tugged with all their strength to pull against the roots, the statue creaking under the strain of the magical plants and teenagers trying to topple it. Belos was hunched on his knees, screeching in agony and clawing at the flesh on his back, trying to tear it off before it could spread, even as his skin began to flake off and float in the wind. Cracks were forming all along his body, which was steadily starting to fall apart.

“I hope you enjoyed looking upon your legacy, Witch-Hunter, because it's about to come crashing down,” Amity joined the others, thrusting Ghost forward to cast her own plant spell, digging her heels into the snow covered dirt and pulling with all her might. Finally, the statue gave. Belos craned his head upward just in time to see his likeness falling on top of him, crushing the man under the weight, reducing him to nothing more than a cloud of ash that billowed in the breeze, and staining the once white snow grey.

Amity breathed in the cold air, feeling it for the first time since she crossed over. She leaned heavily against Luz, both girls too tired from the day's events to do much else. Beside them, Gus took a look around, mouth open wide as he took in the sights around him. The buildings, the snow, the blue skies. “This is the human realm? It’s… amazing! Beautiful!”

“And cold,” Willow rubbed at her arms, feeling the chill sink into her as the adrenaline began to fade. Hunter hesitatingly put an arm over her shoulder, lending her his body warmth, an act that had both red in the face. Attempting to look anywhere but at each other, Willow’s eyes met those of the remaining statue that had been erected in the park. Her mouth formed an O as she realized who that had to be.

“That’s Caleb,” Hunter said quietly as Flapjack perched on his shoulder, “Caleb Wittebane.”

Hunter gave the statue of his predecessor a respectful nod, “We took care of your brother for you. I hope you can rest easier now.”

Willow leaned against the young man, looping her arm around his waist, “He looks like he was a good man. I’d like to learn more about him.”

Hunter chuckled, nervously looking down at his shoes, “So would I. Someday. Maybe we can, uh, learn together?”

“You two are ruining the moment,” Gus insisted, gesturing around them, “We’re in the human world! Appreciate that fact with me for a while, won’t you?”

Luz laughed at her friends as Amity pulled away, trudging towards what little remained of Belos. There, scattered among the ashes and snow, trapped under the statue of the man least deserving of one, was the remote for the Abomatons. Amity didn’t spare any final words for the remains of the man, he didn’t deserve them, instead getting down on her knees, fishing the stolen device out with her hands, then carefully got back up, lifting her prize for the others to see, “Come on, we need to put a stop to this.”

“Wait, wait, wait,” Gus shook his head frantically, “Can’t we stay, like, two more minutes? I need to talk to the other humans first, even just to say hi!”

Amity glanced around at the people Gus was gesturing wildly to. The crowd, with their phones, all watching with wide eyes at the displays of magic these teenagers had performed right in front of them.

Amity tensed up, then swallowed. Holding out her arms, she stiffly addressed them all, “Thank you all for coming out to the, uh, show! We would like to thank Blight Industries for allowing us the chance to show off our… State of the art practical effects! Coming soon to stores near you! They’ll reshape the entire industry of… theater!”

She awkwardly began to shove her friends over towards the door, pushing them through even as she spoke, Gus fighting back to wave at some of the onlookers. “Right, uh, again, thanks for checking out our show, and make sure to look us up on our website, at…” she quickly mumbled some nonsense, then grabbed the door handle, slamming it shut behind her, then used the key to make it vanish, hoping she hadn’t just shattered the veil of normality among the human population.

Amity had more important things to focus on right now anyway, and fiddled with the remote, only to remember that nothing on it was labeled and she still didn’t know what any of the buttons and switches did. Thankfully, her father wasn’t that far off, and she and her friends ushered towards him, passing it off for him to shut the remaining Abomatons down.

Alador wasn’t the only one lingering around, as Amity was quick to realize everyone was here. There being where King had fallen, his body still lifeless and bloodied, held in Camila’s arms. The mood was somber as they milled about, waiting for word about King’s condition. Luz stepped beside her mother, grasping Eda’s hand tightly. Beside them, Jean Luc kneeled, head bowed in eternal reverence to his fallen Titan.

Camila sat, her hand pressed down against the purple soaked ground, with the Collector standing behind her with a hand on her shoulder. Camila’s eyes were wide open, as if in a trance, magic making them glow. Unlike what Amity had seen on the rare occasion of magical overflow, where one's magical track of choice literally colored their magic, Camila’s eyes glowed pure white.

Whatever she was doing, whatever spell she was trying, from the looks of it she was drawing power from the spilt Titan blood at their feet, and channeling the Collector’s energy, all in a bid to get King to open his eyes.

The light faded, the blood spent and dried, crystallized on the stone where it had fallen. Everyone looked down, waiting for something, a reaction, anything. Still, King didn’t move. Each and everyone of them held their breaths, praying to the Titan for King to draw one in their stead, until finally, finally, he did.

Choking, and sputtering, the King of all Demons cracked open his yellow and purple eyes, looking right up into Camila’s. His claw weakly reached out to her, and she took it, his voice weakly calling out, “Mama?”

“I’m here, mijo, I’m right here,” Camila assured him gently, tears of relief and joy sprouting from the corners of her eyes.

Eda was right there with them, brushing a hand over King’s skull, “You’re going to be okay, son. We’re both here for you. But take it easy, you’ve lost a lot of blood.”

King nodded tiredly as a wave of emotions swept through the crowd of all his closest friends and family. Luz held onto Amity tightly, both girls clinging to one another as they cried, just happy to hear King’s voice again. Gus sniffled, wiping at his damp eyes with his sleeve. Willow dabbed at her own eyes, while Hunter looked away, biting his lip and trying to contain his own emotions.

The adults, Raine, Darius, Eberwolf and Alador, were all in various states as well. Raine had to take their glasses off to keep them from misting over, while Darius clapped a hand on Hunter’s shoulder, his own eyes dry, but encouraging his ward to not feel he had to hide his tears. Alador was the only one without enough context to grow emotional, but even he understood the weight of the moment, and kept his mouth shut and head bowed.

Hooty, meanwhile sobbed messily and openly, crying into Lilith’s arms, the older woman hardly keeping herself together, overwhelmingly happy for her sister’s family to have managed to bring their boy back to the world of the living.

“Come on,” Eda helped Camila to her feet, while the other woman kept a hold on King, “Let’s get you home, and get you some medicine to replenish all that lost blood. Then you need to rest, I mean it, young man. No leaving your bed for a wee-“

As everyone turned towards the direction of home, they found themselves face to face with the blue and yellow elephant in the room. The Collector raised a single hand, giving them a short wave in greeting, “Hi!”

Notes:

My aim with the Collector is not to portray them as good or evil, but as a child who barely has a concept of either of those things. He doesn’t disregard them, he just… doesn’t understand them. He doesn’t have the mental maturity for it. This can make him a very scary foe, but also, he’s a child. He doesn’t care if one of the mostly identical toys in his toy box breaks, because he has a literal million of them. But a friend, like King, who he loves and sees as a person on his own level? He’s gonna react to that with some shock, horror, and overwhelming sadness he isn’t emotionally capable of handling.

Sure, he could have broken Belos before being rendered into a weeping pile of mush, but he wasn’t in a rational state of mind, to overcome with newfound feelings of grief. And that doesn’t make for a thrilling climax. Don’t take Belos’ berating attitude as him holding any power of the Collector, nothing in the man’s arsenal could even scratch the boy and they both know it when they’re rational.

So, yeah, King died for a minute there. Kind of metal that it took the arcane power of his own blood and channeling the power of a chaotic neutral god-child to bring him back. That’s just what happens when you don’t have a defibrillator on the boiling isles. Or the necronomicon.

I actually accidentally foreshadowed the events of this chapter? I didn’t initially plan on killing King, or having him there at all(in the Titan’s blood sense, he’d have had a different role in the climax, fighting alongside the others). Belos was going to use an Abomaton to free the collector, since it’s fused with King’s blood, but it occurred to me rather late that Belos wouldn’t know about that. So I went with him taking King. After this was written, I realized I had already written the school chapter, where King more or less asks what the Collector would do in this exact situation. If you recall, the answer was he’d crush anyone who hurt King, while blowing it off. He wasn’t ready for the truth of the matter.

I’m not sure if anyone has noticed, but both here and in “An Unhallowed Mind” Belos/Philip is changed in the narration at certain points. In AUM, he’s Belos, then Philip when he goes to reveal he’s human, then goes back to Belos when Amity denies him his humanity. Here, he’s Philip when the narration is following him, then it abruptly switches back to Belos when Amity arrives and tells him she doesn’t care what he calls himself.

Belos… come on, he’s got to die like that in canon, right? I’m calling it, they had to have some reason to show glyphs not just not working, but disintegrating in the human realm, and his skin is covered in them. And he doesn’t know that they don’t work there. It’s one of the things Luz knows about glyph magic that Belos doesn’t despite their experience gap. Also, he’s still alive after being rendered into a puddle of goo, I think disintegration is the only way to kill him left. Maybe he can use the palisman’s magic he’s absorbed as a bile substitute, but I’m under the impression that’s all that’s keeping him alive, so either way he’ll die.

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” may seem like a bizarre take on Belos, who seems to use tech a lot in his magic, namely his staff, but you have to remember, that staff is in itself magical. It’s called magitech for a reason, and he likely doesn’t see it as any different from, say, glyphs, which, as magic, he also despises, but isn’t above using for his own goals. He’s from the mid 17th century, computers must look like sin machines powered by arcane sources to him. Man? Harnessing the power of electricity? Flying in metal tubes in the sky? They dare to play God?! For reference, my Great Grandmother was an outcast in her church because she dared to own a TV.

Now we just have the epilogue left to go, and we’re done. This has been a long journey with you all, and I’m so happy to have had you here with me to read it. I’ll see you again soon.

Chapter 43: Epilogue

Notes:

It’s time to say goodbye. So long, and thanks for all the fish…

Before that, though, I'd like to thank everyone who sent me fanart, and anyone who helped out with the TVTropes page, especially Crosshot, who did so much work to make it happen. You're all the best.

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“And you’re sure about this?” King asked, leaning weakly against a crutch to stay on his feet. His Mom stood right beside him, just in case he needed the help, but let him walk on his own, which he appreciated. He was glad to have her here for this.

“I’m always sure!” The young, boyish voice exclaimed in response. “It’ll be too boring here anyway!”

They had gathered together back at the Owl House, or what remained of it. Raine was examining the place with one eye, and keeping the other, more paranoid one on the Collector, making plans to bring Mason out to help rebuild the place. While it shouldn’t take the Construction Head more than a few hours to repair the damage, the knick knacks that helped make it feel like a home that had been destroyed would take much longer to replace. Until then, the bard opted to keep out of direct line of sight from the Collector, knowing that as one of the people who’d chosen to keep them imprisoned, it was best to stay out of the way and keep him in a good mood.

Willow and Gus had excused themselves to search through the kitchen to gather usable supplies to gather for when they would eat. The two pilfered any unspoiled food they could find, as well as any surviving plates and bowls. Meanwhile, Lilith was doing her best to get a fire started that they could cook over outside, as she wasn’t sure if they should risk a gas leak with the stove.

Darius and Eberwolf were tending to Hunter’s wounds in what remained of the living room, in a spot where the ceiling seemed least likely to cave in on them. The boy had a small gash on his forehead that Camila was too tired to mend herself that Darius insisted on fussing over before it could scar like Hunter’s cheek had. When the Owl House’s medical kit had been recovered from the debris and the blood replenishing potions inside had been given to King, Darius scrounged up some items from within to patch his ward up, even if Hunter didn’t think it was anything to fret about. What was another scar to add to the list? At least this was one he could feel proud of.

Hooty had been reinstalled in his door, which was clumsily leaned against one of the standing living room walls. The bird tube was just happy to be included, chatting the ears off Jean Luc, who Eda thought was best to power down, removing King’s collar from around his neck until she could figure out what to do with him.

That left Amity, Luz, Camila and Alador, who stood just a few feet behind Eda in the backyard with King and the Collector. Amity and Luz held hands, while Alador hunched awkwardly beside Camila, doing his best to understand all the magical events that had gone on around him that day.

“Well, if you want to leave, I’m not gonna stop you,” Eda shrugged, trying to hide the tenseness in her shoulders that hadn’t left since the godlike being had made their presence known. Even now, his overly wide, creepily childlike eyes stared at her, giving her the willies.

“I’ll miss you,” King spoke genuinely, even though he knew this was the best decision. Something was bound to go terribly the longer the Collector remained here with them. The peace would only last so long before they got bored and wanted to force someone to play a game with them that might cost them their life.

“Aw, I’ll miss you too, King! I’ll make sure to visit!” The Collector promised, looking touched to hear those words coming from his best friend. “But, well… You’re my friend, and when you got broke, it made me sad. And everyone else is your friend, so if I broke them, that would make you sad… so I’ll go someplace where you don’t know anyone! Who knows, maybe I’ll make some new friends I can bring back and introduce to you someday!”

“Yeah, feel free to visit, anytime you like,“ Eda encouraged, adding under her breath, “In a century or two. Titan knows I don’t want to deal with any of this.”

“I hope your new friends will be, er, sturdy!” King laughed stiffly, talking over his mother. He held out a paw to the Collector, “You, uh, wouldn’t happen to need a drop of blood for that, would you?”

The Collector looked back at the door beside them. Vee’s door, that remained forever unfinished, as no one had figured out the secret to get it to lead anywhere but the Realm Between Realms. The Collector turned back to face King, shooting him a wink, “Nope! You’ve lost enough already, I got this!”

He snapped his fingers, or tried to at least. It took a few attempts, his brow furrowed as he focused on the task to get his fingers to cooperate, but finally the eternal child managed to get them to do something halfway resembling a snap, and the unfinished door pulsed with magic. It transformed much like Vee’s first door had, twisting itself into a proper portal, but instead of an eye, there was an emblem, one that had been on the mirror that marked it as the Collector’s. The door swung open, revealing not the inky black pool of the Realm Between Realms, or the blue skies and green trees of the Human Realm, but the chirping of birds, and a sky that was bright pink, with blue mountains off in the distance. A new world no witch or human had ever stepped foot in.

“Well, this is my stop!” The Collector cried out cheerfully, “I guess it’s time for me to go.”

“Yeah…” King nodded, readjusting himself on his crutch so he could open one arm up, “A hug for the road?”

The Collector’s eyes lit up like stars, and his lips turned upward into a grin, “Did you even have to ask?”

The child floated over into King’s arms, tenderly wrapping his own around King’s neck, careful not to touch his bruised and fragile ribs. The two boys hugged it out, Eda tapping her foot impatiently while she waited for them to part. When the two finally pulled apart, the Collector wasted no time, backing away and preparing to step through the door.

Eda sighed, pinching her brow, “Wait, kid, here,” Reaching into her hair, she pulled out a violet shirt emblazoned with “Bad Girl Coven” on the front, with her image flying on top of Owlbert. She tossed the shirt his way, and he caught it, staring at it as if he didn’t know what he’d just been handed. “I can’t very well let you go running off into a new world in just your pajamas. Put that on, and… go spread the good word of the Bad Girls, alright?”

The Collector held the shirt out in from of them, then wiggled into it. It draped over them, several sizes too large, but he grinned all the same, “Thanks, Mrs. King’s Mom!”

With a final wave, the Collector called out, “Bye King’s other Mom, bye his weird sisters, bye grumpy old guy!”

Alador pointed to himself curiously at the last one, but didn’t object. Camila stifled giggles, waving farewell back to the Collector, who bounded through the door, grasped the handle, then slammed it shut behind him. It vanished half an instant later, signaling his final disappearance.

“Welp, hope that’s the last we see of that guy,” Eda breathed out, allowing her body to sag. “I’m not sure I could adopt another kid, much less one who can put me in time out just by thinking it. They’re someone else’s problem now.”

“I thought he was alright,” King defended, but still understood where his mother was coming from.

“I suppose the only thing left to do is return you home,” Camila spoke up, looking at Alador as she did so.

The man scratched at his chin, then gave a short nod, “Yeah, that… would be for the best. I’ve got a divorce to finalize-“ Somewhere in the house, Darius’ ears perked up for some reason. “-and I still need to find out what happened to Edric and Emira…”

“They’re living in a shack in the woods,” Amity answered, simply, “They didn’t want to come back after they heard what you did to Vee.”

“Vee?” Alador raised a brow.

Amity paled and exchanged glances with Luz, “Oh, wow, I… completely forgot how out of the loop you were. I never went back home. Never. You guys found Vee, a shapeshifter, and-“

Alador had a moment of realization, and slapped his forehead. “That explains far too much. I’ll have to apologize to her for her treatment as well.”

He looked down at his daughter, pursing his lips, “For what it's worth, I also owe you an apology for how your mother and I treated you. I understand now why you left. I’ve been here a day, and we have been in constant peril the whole way, and yet… this is still the happiest I think I’ve seen you in years. I… understand if you don’t want to come back home, if you are even capable of seeing that place as home, but… I’d like the chance to do better, if you’re willing to allow me?”

Amity swallowed, and wasn’t able to meet her father’s eyes as he spoke. Luz gripped her hand, squeezing it tightly in her grip to offer support. With her girlfriend beside her, and their relationship out in the open to her father, Amity wasn’t afraid of what her father thought anymore. Looking up again, she stared him dead in the eye, looking for any signs of deception, anything that spoke of hidden disgust.

“And what about Luz? Can she come when I visit?” Amity challenged.

Alador blinked, eyes twitching momentarily to look at the other girl in question. After a moment, he gave another short nod, “Of course. I’d like to get to know my daughter’s girlfriend too. She’s important to you, so she’s important to me.”

Amity closed her eyes and breathed, “Thanks, Dad, that… means a whole lot. As for visiting, I’ll… think about it. I don’t think I’m ready to go back into that house again.”

“To be honest, neither am I,” Alador shrugged, his expression tired from more than a lack of sleep, “I could always sell it. Or remodel it. Odalia never liked my sense of decour, that would really make her nettled…”

“The soup is done,” Lilith announced, bringing everyone’s attention to her. She pushed up her glasses nervously, “That’s fine, right? I figured my Nephew could use something easy to digest after todays events.”

“Yeah, Lily, that’s fine,” Eda replied, carefully scooping King up into her arms as they made their way over to the makeshift firepit, where one of Eda’s bigger pots had been placed over the fire. “You did good, sis.”

Lilith beamed, chewing on her lip as to not cry out to hear that familial term of endearment from Eda once again.


The door creaked open, and Amity stepped through, wincing at the surprising amount of sunlight that she hadn’t been expecting.

She walked into the Human Realm with Luz, hand in hand and both dressed for a casual outing. It took the wooden boards underneath her shoes to reassure her they’d arrived where she had wanted to. This was Vee’s place. It just seemed to be missing the roof. And a lot of the rest of the place, too. A few walls had been torn down too, showing off the skeleton of the house.

Unlike the state the Owl House had been reduced to a few weeks before, though, this at least seemed more deliberate. The torn off portions had been stacked neatly over in a pile on the side of the house,while fresh boards and building equipment filled the room the pair stood in. The sounds of a hammer striking nails was heard from above, and the two teenagers craned their necks upward, Amity covering her face with her hands to block out some of the sun that peeked through the clouds above, “Dad?”

Alador lifted his goggles, peering down at them, “Ah, Amity! It’s good to see you. I wasn’t expecting you until dinner.”

Amity looked up in bewilderment, shaking her head, “What are you doing up there?”

“Building a house!” The man answered back, “Or, rather, rebuilding! It’s the least I could do for that poor Vee girl, after what your Mother and I did.”

“That’s very kind of you, sir!” Luz called up, but Alador waved her compliments off.

“It was the twins suggestion, actually. A good one, too. I’m happy to make amends however I can.”

“Excuse us, you two,” the deep voice of Darius chimed in from behind them. Amity and Luz realized they had been so gobsmacked they had ended up blocking the portal door. Hastily stepping aside, Darius and Hunter stepped through, followed by Willow and Gus. Each had an illusion cast over their ears, hiding their pointy tips.

Darius cleared his throat, brushing his fingers across the tight fitting purple flannel shirt he’d picked up from Eda’s human fashion pile, the sleeves rolled up to show off his impressive forearms despite the chill in the air, “Alador, are you going to meander up there all day, or say hello to your guests?”

“I wasn’t aware I had any,” Alador shot back down, raising a brow.

“And here I came all this way to see you,” Darius replied coyly, making a show out of inspecting his nails.

“Aren’t you the ambassador to the Human Realm, Deamonne?” Alador smirked.

“Yes, to all of it’s inhabitants in the know about the Demon Realm. If we’re only including the adults, that means… you. And your ex-wife, but I think I speak for both of us when I say I wouldn’t want to be within a thousand miles of her.”

Amity and Hunter exchanged glances, grimacing at the terrible banter going on between the two men. They both really hoped things didn’t get even worse between Darius and Alador, otherwise they might wind up as step-siblings someday.

“Annnnyway, Luz and I are off on our human world date, so I’ll see you later, Dad.” Amity called out, gripping Luz’s arm.

Luz sent a wink over to Hunter and Willow, “And you two enjoy your date, as well.”

The two witches blushed, each denying the accusation. “It’s not a date!” Hunter insisted.

“We’re just going to research some human history at the library together,” Willow added. “We wanted to learn what we could about Caleb’s life in the human world.”

“Yeah, they wouldn’t invite me on a date with them, that would just be weir- ooh, what’s that?” Gus, so easily distracted by anything related to the Human Realm, roamed off on his own after a bird that flew by, summoning up a pair of binoculars to do some bird watching. “You two go on ahead without me, I’ll catch up!”

Amity and Luz wiggled their eyebrows suggestively at the warm face duo after they’d conveniently lost their third, then turned and left, arm in arm, heading towards the center of town.

It was getting a little warmer out now that the tail end of Winter had ended. Not enough they didn’t need coats, nor a warm drink. The first place on their list was the coffee shop, Robin’s Roast Cafe, for just that reason.

As they strolled on over to the coffee shop, cozily wedged between a hair saloon and a book store, they we’re met with the friendly sight of Vee and her group. They were sitting on the seats outside, under a large heat lamp the cafe provided for customers who wanted to sit out on the porch. That didn’t keep the basilisk from wearing lots of layers, a sweater under her jacket, with a scarf and wool hat to boot, but it seemed to help keep her warm. Flanked on either side of her were Masha and Clara, who had deemed it warm enough under the lamp to discard their own scarves and hats, and across from the three of them were Tom and Sam. Masha’s hair had been trimmed down, much shorter than the last time Amity had seen it, but the look really suited them.

“Hey guys! I forgot you were coming today. Hope that wasn’t too big of a surprise for you when you popped in at the Cabin?” Vee greeted cheerfully, sipping at her steaming mug of what appeared to be cocoa, if the marshmallows floating on top were any indication.

“It’s fine, I’m just glad your place is getting renovated,” Luz beamed happily, thinking back on her own short stay at the shack, “I wonder what that family of raccoons that lived in the attic are doing now?”

“You two out on a date?” Clara asked, gesturing to the pair's entangled hands.

Amity gave a swift nod, “Yup! I figured it was best to start drowning out the old, awful memories of these places and start making some newer, nicer ones.”

“I’ll try not to take offense to that, seeing as I was there for most of those memories,” Clara said teasingly, winking conspiratorially at Luz.

The witch giggled, then asked, “How about you five? Just hanging out?”

Sam sucked their own drink through their straw noisily, having a sweet and sugary frappuccino despite the chilly weather. When they finished, they set the empty cup aside, “Actually, we’re all out on a date as well.”

“A… double date? Sorta?” Tom specified, looking to the others for help, seeing as he wasn’t sure what to call a double date where one side had three people.

Masha shrugged, not any more sure than he was, “It’s a group date thing, is all. Our dynamic has grown and changed now that we’re all coupled and throupled up, and it's good to see where we all stand, while having a good time.” They took a sip from their own plain black coffee, clearly enjoying it for the aesthetic and not the taste, their face puckering up in disgust.

“Well, don’t mind us, we’ll leave you be,” Luz sent them all a wink, and together she and Amity headed inside, placing their own order.

The rest of their date was spent at the bookstore next door, spent turning the pages of Young Adult fantasy stories. With a new Azura book announced, the two wanted to catch up on a lot of other, similar pieces of literature to prepare, spending a good chunk of their time together in cozy chairs, sipping coffee and swapping sections they found good in their own respective books.

It was funny what the right company did for one’s perspective on things. Maybe the human world wasn’t as terrible as Amity remembered it being.


Dinner at the Blight family home was a lot different than Amity remembered them being while growing up. Namely, it didn’t take place in the manor, instead in a spacious apartment Alador had rented while having the manor under renovations. Secondly he’d made good on his threa- his promise that he’d start putting up his own decour.

Mad scientist cheq was in for the man, it seemed. At least it was better than the “Live, Laugh, Love” like items that Odalia used to have up.

Amity ignored how the dinner table was decorated with vials and beakers, and instead focused on her siblings, who were dressed in normal, everyday clothing, rather than the dinner outfits they’d usually be made to wear.

Emira leaned her elbows against the edges of the table, a federal offense in the old Blight home, and asked loudly, “So, Dad, I heard from a little bird that you were hanging out with Mister Beefcake earlier.”

“Yeah, what’s that all about?” Edric’s voice carried a mischievous tone, his question directed at his father but his eyes on his little sister, who stifled a groan.

“I don’t know what you two are implying. Mister Beefcake and I have a purely professional relationship,” Alador scolded lightly, but the edges of his lips were curled upward. “The divorce hasn’t even been finalized, and you’re already trying to get me into a scandalous relationship with a man from another universe?”

“The paparazzi would have a field day with that,” Amity shook her head, inciting a fit of snickers from her brother and sister.

Luz dug into her dinner with abandon, enjoying all the new flavors that greeted her. She stabbed her fork into her meal, and swallowed what was in her mouth, “This is delicious, Mr. Blight, I’ve never had anything like it!”

“Yeah, Dad’s meatloaf is… something else,” Amity agreed, her own opinion much lower than her girlfriends.

“It’s the only thing he knows how to cook,” Edric looked down at his plate, his smile falling, “Three square meals a day, and it's all…. Meatloaf.”

“I take offense to that,” Alador held out a bowl of leafy greens, placing it in front of his son, “I know how to make a salad as well.”

Luz readily helped herself to the greens, chowing down like a woman starved and causing Amity to have a giggle fit that would have surely got her sent to her room in her old life.

She hoped her father never moved back to that big, empty mansion.

As they continued their feast, a thought flashed across Alador’s face, as if he just remembered something, “Oh, yes, I’ve been receiving emails lately about… a Blight Industries theater troupe? Or something? Do any of you have any idea what that’s about?”


Night had fallen by the time they returned back to the Owl House. Vee slithered in beside them, her time split between the Human and the Demon realms, wanting to stay near to the closest thing she had to a mother. Camila was more than happy to keep hosting the basilisk, feeling almost like her nest had been partially emptied now that the portal was back. The metaphorical nest, and not the physical one Eda slept in.

The three teens were greeted by the sight of Eda, Camila, Raine and Lilith, all sitting down for some after dinner tea together. Hooty’s neck was stretched to join in the conversation, seemingly confused as to why Raine seemed uncomfortable with their presence, but Lilith seemed to find him a delight. Still, the bird tube wasn’t complaining, always happy to have a new friend.

“Mom!” Vee greeted, slithered over to Camila, embracing the older woman in a tight hug.

“I’ve missed you, mija,” Camila pressed a kiss to Vee’s temple, “I’ve got a letter for you, from Dos, out on his adventures.”

“How was your date?” Eda smirked at Luz and Amity, pulling a few teacups out of her hair to fill them up a glass.

“It was good,” Vee answered over Amity and Luz as she joined their family by the coffee table, tearing into the envelope Camila had handed her, “But it’s always a good date with Clara and Masha around.”

“Oh, to be young and in love again,” Camila sighed.

“Yeah, now you’re just in love,” Eda cracked, nudging Camila with her elbow, then pressing a kiss to her cheek.

Raine chuckled into their drink, looking fondly at the two women, then turned their attention to the teens, “We were just discussing the dissolution of the CATs. With the new government in place, they don’t really need us anymore.”

“As an organization, no, but we’ll always be around to help,” Lilith clarified, patting the seat beside her for Luz to take. While things between them weren’t perfect, the shattered bonds were beginning to heal with time, enough that Luz no longer felt uncomfortable to sit beside her Tia any longer. Lilith being there to help support the family in the days right after Belos’ defeat had certainly helped the teen witch to get reaccumulated to her presence. Amity meanwhile slumped at the foot of the sofa at Luz’s feet, curling her hands around the cup Eda offered to her, content to be with the people she loved.

As if the universe decided they were having too calm an evening, the pitter patter of paws racing down the stairs a mile a minute could be heard. Eda snorted, “Right on cue, huh?”

King barreled into his sister’s leg, trailed by Ghost and Owlbert. The cat slinked over to Amity, butting her head against Amity’s knee, and Owlbert perched on one of King’s horns. The young Titan, through daily healing spells, had made a full recovery, though he’d carry a scar under his fur for the rest of his long life.

King tugged at Luz’s leg, “It’s happening, it’s happening!”

“What’s happening?” Luz asked patiently, scooping her little brother up into her arms.

He pointed up the stairs, “The egg is hatching!”

It took a moment for his words to sink in, but once they did everyone was on their feet, racing back up the steps, King giggling like a madman at their frantic stampede.

Everyone gathered in Luz’s room, surrounding her desk, where in fact, the egg was hatching. The shell twitched, a crack forming over the top as whatever palisman was inside the Egg that Luz had carved over a third of a year ago was finally about to make itself known.

Luz chewed at her fingernails, “oh, my little Bebé, Mama is waiting for you. Oh, me and the Owlbeast are so excited!”

“You two still haven’t settled on a name?” Amity inquired, not taking her eyes off the egg as a piece of it pushed upward, though not enough for them to catch a glimpse inside.

“I think maybe it's best to let her come up with her own name, in her own time,” Luz admitted, “But yeah, I did run out of Owl puns, and she threatened to not let me turn harpy again if I started using falcon based ones instead.”

“Shh,” Eda hushed them, “it’s coming out!”

From inside the egg, the tiny creature known as a palisman broke through the final barrier, and gazed out onto the world for the first time. She saw plenty of strange new creatures looking down on her, just as curious of her as it was of them. Still, she could recognize the one who carved her egg, her mother, who beamed down at her with pride.

A fellow palisman, a cat, leapt up onto the desk beside her, giving her a few licks to get what remained of the egg off of her. The new palisman greeted her, as did the Owl that followed after, hooting a friendly greeting.

“She’s perfect,” Luz murmured in awe.

“I really can’t imagine she would look any other way now that I’ve seen her,” Camila agreed, a hand laid on Luz’s shoulders.

“Be proud kid. This is going to be your partner for the rest of your life, and she’s a good one, I can tell.” Eda beamed with pride.

“Does this make me an Uncle?” King asked, cocking his head at the newcomer.

Raine laughed, “I think that would make Eda a grandmother and Lilith a Great Aunt, then. Good job, Luz, and good job to you too, little one. Welcome to the world.”

“I am not ready to be a Great Aunt!” Lilith protested, ignoring Eda teasingly calling her “Graunty.”

“Hoot! I have no idea what that is, but boy does it look cute! And Taaaasty!”

“Back off, Hooty,” Amity warned, draping an arm around Luz, kissing her girlfriend’s cheek, “She’s beautiful, just like her carver.”

The palisman blinked up at all these nice people, and smiled. She couldn’t wait for their first adventure together.

The End


Notes:

So, there it is. That’s the end. Did I absolutely tease you all with that palisman non-reveal? I couldn’t come up with anything, so didn’t commit to anything, and that’s half the fun!

I’ve actually seen this proposed as an actual ending to the show. Luz’s palisman hatching, and it switches to the palisman’s POV, never revealing what it is, only that it’s born into a world where it’s loved and cared for, and will get to go on the next big adventure Luz goes on. I don’t think that’s how things will end, but I’ll still be satisfied with it.

Speaking of how things end, the Collector. Like I said previously, my goal was not to “redeem” the Collector. Which brings up the question, how do you get rid of the threat they pose? In the end, I can only think of two solutions at the moment. One, do what I did and send them away, or two, bring in another of the species that is capable of dealing with the Collector as an adult would a child.

There is a third solution, in that the age and maturity of the Collector is decided based upon the “phase of the moon” he’s in. Sorta like Clockwork from Danny Phantom. But that’s just one of my theories with nothing really backing it outside of the Phases of the moon that are part of their emblem, and the Owlbeast’s recollection of the Collector looking entirely different than they appear in the present.

So, the Collector wasn’t redeemed, but did grow just enough to realize that hurting King’s friends would hurt King, like Belos hurting King hurt the Collector, so goes off to find another world, maybe one where he isn’t all powerful, and maybe has some equals. Or maybe he destroys it in a game. It doesn’t matter, really, he’s not in the main cast's hair anymore and they weren’t equipped to deal with him. He’ll visit, I’m sure, in a century or two. Maybe he’ll have grown a bit. Maybe King will be strong enough to keep him in check. Who knows? I didn’t plan that far, so certainly not me!

I almost want to do another chapter that covers everyone else’s futures in a Fallout style way. “Boscha went on to become a professional Grudgby player, and an outspoken magical rights activist. She eventually retired from sports after a chronic back injury caused from having to constantly carry her team to victory, and went into politics. She served for thirteen terms as President of the Boiling Isles, ensuring the complete abolition of the Coven brands and the system that created them, before succumbing to old age, content to have outlived all her critics out of sheer spite.”

This has been a wild ride, one I’ve enjoyed every minute of. I’m so glad to have shared this with you all, and I hope, whenever I write something in the future, a few of you might be there to read it. I’ve always wanted to write my own Young Adult fantasy novel, and if anything, writing this has shown the only thing stopping me is myself and my procrastination. I put out a 400k fic in less than a year, how hard can a less than 200K book meant for 15 year olds be?

Until then, I think I’ll do one more major pass over this entire story. Update outdated pieces to match with canon a bit better, or just to mesh more with the original content. Destroy any more spelling and grammar errors. And then, since I’m so proud of this fic, I think I’ll make a physical edition for myself, since bookbinding is a hobby of mine. I’ll have to think up some good cover art for the front.

As always, I’d love to hear your thoughts on the end of this story. Your comments and feedback mean the world to me, and I’m glad to have had the chance to talk with many of you on this journey. Thank you, and good night!

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