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Published:
2022-02-06
Completed:
2022-02-06
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Here's My Number (So Call Me Maybe)

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Summary:

Our proudest work yet.

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Mayb e todsy wouldnt vbe so bad :)))
(Joke fic btw, if you couldn't tell.)

Notes:

Good luck reading this holy shit.

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

It was a nice dya on Dreamsm) and Dream was walking aound (idk lore sry) . Then he aw a beautifyl white mna walking ot of walmart


"who is that beutislme white man over there<??" dream asled himseld


"hello i am david guetta" the man said


"hello david guetta i am dream"


"hello dram"


"hemlo david"


"you are very handsome a man"


"thank u you are too"


"oh my gosh  flushed emgi tank you drema" (sry i dk how to put emohis here :c )


"hhihi u are welcome davis guetta"


dream looked down shyly (hehe hes my chy cinnamon roll ^~^)


"d-d-do yua mayb wanna kisse ???"


"om g!!!!!! yas!!!!!!" dadvid replid


tehn they looked at eacothe deepu into eachitherrs eyes


"flushed emji fluchse emgi flush" they both said 


davide took dremsa hands in his (davids hands are biggr than drems hihihi!!!!) and theyr lips got closar to eachother
but just when they were gonna kisse!!!!


"noo!!!!!!" gorge said!!!

 

TO BE CONTINUED..........

Chapter 2: Chspted 2!!!!!!!

Chapter Text

"omg grog whta are yo doing here!!!!!" dream sad saidly
"we are nera walmmnat this is a pjublic place drema" geoga said back
"anywa" he continod "grrrr!!!!! get off my mans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"omg gog i dont like you rolling eyes emhi"
"tf,, me neither drsma im taking to u!!!! et off my dqvid!!!"

 (A/N: :000 plot twist hihihi ^~^ 
-omg shut up author!!!
-sry dream hehe)


"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!"
"im srory dram.... it is true....."
"why did you call me handsome the n"
"oh my god drema just cus smeone called you handsome doesnt mean they lika you roling eyes emgi learn to take compliments..." georg
"grrr..." growleed dream... Then he punched greoge!!!!!!!!!

 

"nooo drema!!! do ot!!!" said gdtta but it was too late...... dream and grog were on the floor fighting!!!!! suddenly... there was a clif!!
"nooooooooooooo!! georgee!! dream!!!" 
":000" they saaid but it was too late...... dthey fell down into spikes :(((

 

"nooooo!!! why did this happen!!!" davide said franchly
"ita ok" said a voice... it was drake!!
e"drake???" 
"hello David Guetta"
"what are you dong here??"
"i was invitd"
"no"
"sorry fr lying :((("
"itqa ok" david smiled "my only true loves are dead drake so im sad"
"thats sad said drake" drake
"ya... wanna go to walmart???"
"ok David Guetta"
"btw... did u know there is a sale on th e AMI 96017P Chevy Bowtie Grille Emblem Without Border- Polished, Full billet replacement for easy installation By All Sales Drake???"
"no i dint" replead drake "thas cool tho"
"yea!! the price is now 53.88 instaed of 68.97!! there is free shipping too!"
"woah"
then they went to walmart togather.... 


(A/N: btw no they are nt a ship angry emgi // david is only wit dream and grog and drake is with joe bdien!!)

 

 

 

THE END§!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!