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Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter; it belongs to J.K. Rowling. I also don’t own Pokémon; it belongs to Game Freak.
Harry will be raised by both the Malfoys and Sirius Black. Seer Ron! Vampire Snape! Slytherin Harry! This fic isn’t meant to be entirely Sirius.
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black shall raise from the ashes.
July 31st, 1986
It was finally the day! Lucius and Narcissa were now standing outside Number 4 Privet Drive. They were going to rescue Harry Potter from what a Squib woman and a certain Transfiguration teacher called “the worst kind of Muggles.”
It all started when Severus came to her claiming Lily Potter’s spirit visited him begging him to rescue Harry Potter from her awful jealous sister before the Dursleys turn him into an Obscurial. Narcissa look at Harry’s file at the Child Protection Services and saw all the bad things his Muggle cousin did to him. What kind of cousin would do that? Despite her differences with her cousin Sirius, she would never hurt him. That Dudley Dursley would start hunting his cousin with his goons was totally unacceptable! Narcissa talked to Lucius’ friend Severus Snape about Petunia Dursley, and the half-blood vampire said that she was jealous of her sister. While looking at Harry Potter’s file, Narcissa was distressed to learn that her crazy sister was one of the reasons Harry had to suffer from these jealous Muggles, since Alice Longbottom was Harry’s godmother. A look at the Potters Will confirmed that the Longbottoms were on the list of people the Potters wanted their son to be with in case the others die. The Dursleys were not on the list but that didn’t stop Dumbledore and the Ministry from putting Harry there. The first on the list was Sirius Black, Narcissa’s cousin, who was in Azkaban. The second was Remus Lupin, but the Ministry would never allow a werewolf to raise the Boy-Who-Lived. The third was Peter Pettigrew whom everyone assumed to be dead. Frank and Alice Longbottom were the last on the list.
Regardless of how difficult it was to get the young boy’s custody, Narcissa was a Black, and Blacks get what they want with their Slytherin cunning. Even her cousin Sirius was still cunning despite being a Gryffindor. It was because these two Blacks would do everything to get what they want that Narcissa Malfoy was able to take Harry without many difficulties. This let them both to make a deal.
Narcissa rang the bell of the Dursleys.
“Boy, go get the door,” they heard a man, who must be no other than Vernon Dursley shout. The boy has a name, you stupid filthy Muggle, thought both Lucius and Narcissa.
“Hello! Who are you?” asked the young wizard. Narcissa was distressed to see how skinny he was.
“We are here to rescue you from your relatives,” said Lucius.
“So, you are wizards?”
The two Malfoys were shocked upon hearing that.
“You know?” asked Narcissa.
“Yes. My neighbour told me about it but made me promise to not tell my relatives. She’s like a nanny to me.”
“You have a neighbour who’s a witch?” asked Lucius Malfoy, shocked.
“No, she’s a Squib. She told me she went to a magic school called Beauxbatons.” Narcissa never thought she would ever be thankful to a Squib. But better a Squib than a Muggle since Squibs at least like magic and can use it.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING BOY? BRING THE GUESTS IN.” shouted Uncle Vernon.
“Look, Vernon, he’s with freaks.”
She’s as Severus described her, thought Lucius Malfoy. Thinking of Severus, where was he?
“These nice gentlemen are coming here to rescue me from you,” said Harry.
There was a CRACK and Severus Snape appeared next to the two Malfoys. The Dursleys started screaming.
“So, Petunia, it looks like we have the displeasure of meeting again,” said the half-vampire.
“What are you going here? I thought I would never see you again.”
“Oh, believe me! I had no intention of meeting Lily’s jealous older – “
A CRACK was heard, and Andromeda Tonks was starting near her younger sister. “Sorry Cissy, Nymphadora is a demon.” Snape couldn’t help feeling this was become a gathering of Slytherins. Hopefully, it would get the Potter boy to start appreciating his House.
“No problem, sis,” responded the blonde witch.
“I AM NOT JEALOUS YOU FREAK!”
“Filthy Muggles!” muttered both Lucius and Narcissa under their breathes. They might have become less intolerant of other wizards, thank to Arcturus Black, but they will never start liking Muggles. And no one expected them to, not even Narcissa’s sister Andromeda.
“Yes, you are. Now, stop wasting my time. I am here to rescue your nephew from you.”
“WE ARE NOT LETTING YOU FREAKS TAKE HIM!” shouted the walrus that was Vernon Dursley.
“I would rather be a freak than a stupid walrus like you. Thanks God Ted’s parents are tolerant of magic and aren’t stupid jealous Muggles like you two,” said Andromeda. The witch neither hated nor liked Muggles, seeing no reason to care about them. But these two were starting to bring back some of her past prejudices.
Suddenly, a woman with a Meowstic and a Xatu appeared near the adult wizards and the Dursleys started screaming again. Snape could see from the old woman’s chuckle that she did it on purpose.
“What in the name of Merlin is happening here, Severus? Aren’t these the Malfoys?”
“Yes, Arabella. I am here to save Harry from his horrible Muggle guardians.”
“But Dumbledore would never agree. I don’t know about Mrs. Malfoy, but Mr. Malfoy was a Death Eater.”
“Trust me, nothing bad will happen to the Potter boy. I will write to Dumbledore and explain everything to him. After all, it was all my idea.”
“OK! Since Dumbledore trusts you. I will let you handle this even though I have misgivings about it,” said the Squib woman.
“HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THIS?” shouted Uncle Vernon at Andromeda.
“How dare I? Look you stupid Muggle, I am a member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black and the woman next to me is my sister Narcissa. We came to Britain from France with William the Conqueror, and he gave us lands and a fortune.”
“And my husband is Lord Malfoy. They too came with William the Conqueror and got both lands and a fortune, like my ancestors. The Malfoys even have a manor.”
“You freaks have manors?” asked Uncle Vernon while both he and his wife were laughing.
“Filthy Muggles,” said Lucius and Narcissa.
“Stupid Muggles,” said Severus and Andromeda.
“WHAT DID YOU CALL US?” shouted Uncle Vernon.
“Shut up, you stupid walrus!” exclaimed the four wizards.
Before the Dursleys could respond, Snape started speaking.
“Listen Petunia. I don’t have the whole day. Your nephew is coming with us whether you like it or not.”
“Are you abducting him?” asked the Muggle woman.
“No. Narcissa Malfoy is his godmother.”
“I didn’t know he has a godmother.”
“His original godmother was tortured by some lunatics.”
“Here are the papers from the Ministry,” said the blond witch.
Andromeda whispered something to her sister’s ear and the latter was having a mischievous smile.
“As you can see Mrs. Dursley, Sirius Black made me Harry’s godmother. After all, I am his cousin.”
“You’re the cousin of a mass murderer? Take the child and get out. I don’t want to see your lot anymore,” said Aunt Petunia. Andromeda was whispering into Harry’s ear.
Narcissa Malfoy took the boy’s hand and told him to show her where his stuff is. She was appalled when she saw that Harry was forced to live in a cupboard.
“You live in a cupboard?”
“Yes. My cousin Dudley has two bedrooms but I am a waste of space.”
“You are not a waste of space, dear. You will have plenty of at my house. And why does your cousin have two bedrooms?”
“For his toys, Miss.”
“If I didn’t want to end up in Azkaban, I would have made your relatives pay. And you can call me Mum.”
“What’s Azkaban, Mi…Mum?”
“It’s a prison for wizards.”
“Wizards have prisons?”
“Of course, dear! Else where would we put bad people?”
“Like the criminal who killed my parents?”
“What do you know about the Dark Lord, dear?”
“Mrs. Figg told me everyone is afraid to say his name. I told her to write it and she said it’s Voldemort.” The blonde witch flinched at the name.
“It’s good that you know. Are these your only things, dear?”
“Yes.”
Narcissa was about to wonder who can be that horrible to their own blood, then remembered her father and her aunt.
A.N.: Yes, I know that Snape isn’t a vampire in canon, but I like him being one.
Also, Alice being Harry’s godmother is fanon, but I like it.