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The Bucket Chronicles of Squared

Summary:

It's always a great day in the Squared revival community! the sun is shining, birds chirping, flowers blooming, and-

Wait... why's there porn here of us???

A short and mildly entertaining summary of squared drama as told by my POV. There's already two Squared fanfictions that stretch the truth a bit (a lot.) and fall back on rumor and humor and horrible comparison, I've decided to write my own to showcase the truth of our not so favorite Roblox revival, I'll try to keep an accurate timeline and I'll include what proof I have. I wish this story was cool, or funny, or any sorts of interesting, but truthfully it's your weekend drama and backstabber story. How original, amirite???

Notes:

Written by Acro and me, posted on behalf of the Ratio Team like I stated. Thank you all for submitting proof!

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Okay I guess since there's already two Squared fanfictions that stretch the truth a bit (a lot.) and fall back on rumor and humor and horrible comparison, I've decided to write my own to showcase the truth of our not so favorite Roblox revival, I'll try to keep an accurate timeline and I'll include what proof I have. I wish this story was cool, or funny, or any sorts of interesting, but truthfully it's your weekend drama and backstabber story. How original, amirite??? 

 

AS A DISCLAIMER, AS BAD AS THESE PEOPLE WERE, PLEASE DO NOT GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO TRACK THEM DOWN AND HARASS THEM.

 

So, let me start with introductions. I'm Revenant, the bucketman herself. My "thing" is the horned bucket hats, so yeah. I've known the Squared Admin from. way back when, before I started dating Fewsaid. never paid him much attention, we were kinda there but never truly interacted, he was alright I guess. Then there's Acro (Acroarsonist), he was friends with Squared admin from back then. I was chill w Acro, we became really close a lot later thru me throwing him in a group known as the "Ratio Team" on Discord that I own and used as sort of a gathering for my top 10 good friends,  or for game stuff. 

 

Squared started off as nice, it was Acro who invited me into the revival and I was like "fuck it, guess I'll join cause yeah." And it was a pretty decent community to start. But if it stayed that way there wouldn't be porn created and two fanfictions on this site about it as well, right? Funny how bullshit like this follows me around no matter where I'm at. Problems started when Squared user "Bungie" and his goon troop joined in. I at first didn't mind them, and continued doing my thing. My claim to fame was drawing people's squared avatars on MS paint, and I was pretty well-received in the community. 

 

Bungie, our first problem user of the story and his friend group were a bunch of lowlife ro-gangsters that pretended to be tough and all that shit. He was dating another user named Nena and they were pretty obnoxious and problematic, but of course since Squared was friends w/ Bungie, nothing happened to them, no matter how many users complained. And it was that, Bungie buying admin privileges for 30 USD and then breaking the site by giving his girlfriend a shitton of Dius. I also paid for Admin but specifically for the ability to upload hats, to upload the bucket hats and the commandos. I had high priced items since the Squared economy was about as terrible as the Venezuelan economy with some users having billions of the currency while some having next to none. I wasn't doing harm like Bungie was and followed some rules.

 

Problems slowly started showing up within the community when fellow user FroakSpirit (Froak) was getting continually harassed by the Squared Admin, with having an unchangeable nickname such as "I love CP and stalk Gfs" and being framed for apparently sharing furry porn on another revival, the Squared Admin made it clear that anybody that stuck with Froak would be against him, even though the allegations and evidence were all fabricated by squared admin himself, at this time I paid it no mind and decided to stay out of their drama to uphold my reputations and not be problematic.

 

Enter my friend and Ratio Team member Samiry (truly spelled Samlry with an L, not an I. Note that I will ALWAYS spell it as Samiry) He joined squared as well and me, Acro, and him were the three Ratio team members at that time on the squared website Problems crawled up and he was witness to most of it. (I'll try to put some testimonials from him later on in here.)

 

Me v Bungie started when I poked mild fun at his irl name and he took the opportunity to fight me over it and his girlfriend joined, he kept calling me single and all sorts of bullshit that you'd expect out of a racist 13 year old hitler apologist kid. (like the kind on Tiktok that go wave their airsoft guns and say they're gonna kill furries.) I backed out of the fight and left the group chat where this took place after a third friend joined against me and posted uncensored gay porn gifs (keep in mind everybody mentioned so far is a minor.) I left since I don't like porn and it was out of pocket to show two dudes rawing each other during an argument. Squared admin was there as witness to all that, he did nothing, yet still had the audacity to call me his friend.

 

Whatever, I can put up with this shit, I have a high tolerance, having dealt with similar bullshit for the past 6-7 years of my life on the internet. I continue on with my day, no point getting mad and raging over a bunch of bozos. I knew this wouldn't be the end of it, as Bungie kept harassing me on the main Squared Discord server, he also harassed the only other Developer apart from Squared Admin which led to that guy leaving. I eventually stopped being active there, and frankly there wasn't much on the site itself keeping me there. It's just a shitty rip off of the old Finobe website when that still existed. My enthusiasm for Squared had been killed off and I couldn't care if my account was lost or banned or whatever, the only thing keeping me there was Acro and Samiry.

 

Slowly, slowly, the monster that would end this all would rear its head and I'd know exactly how bad this gets. Enter another Admin, Pinzit (Pin.) He was a friend of ours and a member of the Ratio Team, added because we all play Tower defense games and he plays w us sometimes. He's neutral, he watches all this shit go down but as far as I know, he isn't actively on any side, more a spectator. Nevertheless I respect his decision and do not mind, he's overall a great guy. To my knowledge, he hasn't tasted the wrath of the Squared Admin.

 

Originally, Squared was also in Ratio Team, removed since he'd be racist for no reason, chose to talk about the squared website all the time on the chat even if there was already an active conversation, and just an overall pain in the ass. He was removed, added back in to where he changed the name to "worst group ever" and then left again. This was most likely done in response to FroakSpirit being added to the group that day as well since he also played tower defense games.

 

Now here's the fun part of everything, the meat of the issue and the day the monster showed itself to us in full. Of course, there's still a lot in the gray still but what we do know as of now is concerning. Does it get worse? Yep. Forewarning, this is the worst of the parts and rape is mentioned once, so proceed with caution if that upsets you, I'll include a warning before that part as well.

 

Let me start by saying that Squared porn was made between the events of me getting harassed and all that, roblox (rr34) porn of Squared/Acro, Squared/his gf, Acro/me, etc… The culprit was never found and the porn has been removed to my knowledge. Still it was non-consensual between all of us and Squared freaked the fuck out saying shit like "I have a girlfriend" and whatever about the porn, not really acknowledging the other victims, although I personally don't care and I'm sure neither did Acro, it would've been nice to know that we had some sort of support. Whatever, no point.

 

On the day Squared Admin left the Ratio Team, two fanfictions were written, the first was a crackfic that was because of Squared and Bungie dickriding each other in the discord server. I was in it, as well as Pinzit, Sam, and Acro. We all had a good chuckle at it. The second one is the problem one. for people.

 

(Yeah this is the part with rape mention. Tread carefully)

 

The second fanfiction featured Acro getting raped by Squared, he was portrayed as a homosexual that tried to force Acro to become one as well by raping him. The things included was me getting stabbed by Bungie, and then me becoming some monster to kill them to save Acro. (reference to my old days as a Condo server-side user.) Again, Acro had no problems with this, he didn't seem fazed at all (we discussed this in a call with Sam as well.) I was DMed both fanfictions to read, which is how they spread among the Ratio Team and the Squared community.

 

(This next part showcases gaslighting[?] and abuse)

 

Seems the two fanfictions had a ton of truth ingrained into them as I've mentioned at the beginning, just stretched and turned into… that. Acro was constantly under abuse by Squared, being forced to do whatever he wanted or else risking facing his anger. And even though Acro had multiple friends who were like this, Squared was the most annoying out of them all. Squared treated him like shit. He has since been banned from squared after quitting the site, and was given 2 moderator notes that said, “get in contact with me or i will put you into mob mentality,” and “get in contact with me or i will put you into mob mentality this isnt a joke you faggot.” Another friend of squared, cubed, went through similar experiences. Cubed eventually blocked squared one day when squared kept screaming at him to play arsenal when he declined.

 

Here's some proof of squared being a dick for you all to see.

 

 

Anyway that is all, hope you found this entertaining