Actions

Work Header

Rating:
Archive Warning:
Categories:
Fandoms:
Relationships:
Character:
Additional Tags:
Language:
English
Stats:
Published:
2022-02-19
Updated:
2022-02-21
Words:
567
Chapters:
17/200
Comments:
8
Kudos:
235
Bookmarks:
11
Hits:
2,401

Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes

Summary:

I only made this because I was bored.

Notes:

Akane messed up.

Chapter 1

Summary:

Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

I just don't Akane can cook...at all.

Chapter Text

Sonia: So, what’s for dinner?

Akane, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

Chapter 2

Summary:

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Chapter Text

Makoto: Why me?

Byakuya: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say, ‘excuse me’. You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

Chapter 3

Summary:

Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

Chapter Text

Soda: How you hate to be wrong.

Gundham: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.

Chapter 4

Summary:

Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

Chapter Text

Soda: I’ll do whatever I want when I’m 80.

Hajime: If you’re still alive when you’re 80, I’ll demand a medical explanation.

Chapter 5

Summary:

Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony
Shuichi knows his boyfriend.

Chapter Text

Shuichi: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?!

Kaede: It's kinda complicated, but Kokichi-

Shuichi: Got it. Forget I asked.

Chapter 6

Summary:

Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

Chapter Text

Soda: Hajime isn’t answering his phone

Nagito: I’ll call

Fuyuhiko: Soda and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Hajime: Hello?

Chapter 7

Summary:

Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

Chapter Text

Gundham: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Ibuki: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Gundham: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Chiaki: Edible

Chapter 8

Summary:

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Chapter Text

Leon: I CAN'T DO IT!

Yasuhiro, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Leon: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Kiyotaka: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Leon:

Leon: I appreciate it,

Leon: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Chihiro: Leon-

Leon: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Mondo: Leon, we gotta-

Leon: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Leon: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY, 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Leon, motioning to Junko: NOT FUCKING THIS

Chapter 9

Summary:

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair, Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

Chapter Text

Kokichi: Croissants: dropped

Akane: Road: works ahead

Aoi: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Ibuki: Shavacado: fre

Miu: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Fuyuhiko:

Fuyuhiko, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that, and I hate every single one of you.

Chapter 10

Summary:

Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

Chapter Text

Kirumi: Tell Gonta about the birds and the bees.

Rantaro: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Chapter 11

Summary:

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Chapter Text

Mondo: Hey Mukuro, can I get a sip of your water?

Mukuro: It's not water.

Mondo: Vodka, I like your style!

Mukuro: It's vinegar.

Mondo: Wh-Wha-

Mukuro: It's vinegar, COWARD.

Chapter 12

Summary:

Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

Chapter Text

Kaito: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Kaito: *punches wall*

Kaito:

Kaito: Take me to the hospital.

Chapter 13

Summary:

Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra-Despair Girls

Chapter Text

Nagisa: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Masaru: I don’t know how to do that.

Jataro: I don’t wear a watch.

Monaca: Time is a construct.

Chapter 14

Summary:

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
Okay, but just imagine this friendship...

Chapter Text

*The squad right before Kiyotaka's wedding*

Leon: Well, I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Sayaka: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Aoi: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Chihiro: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Yasuhiro, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Chapter 15

Summary:

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Chapter Text

Kyoko: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Byakuya: *turning to Mondo* How tall are you?

Chapter 16

Summary:

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair, Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony
The Class Trial Ruiners, ladies and gentlemen.

Chapter Text

Byakuya, to Nagito: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Nagito, motioning to himself and Kokichi: No, no, no, no, no, TWO idiots!

Chapter 17

Summary:

Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

Chapter Text

Shuichi: Person B, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Kokichi: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Shuichi: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Kaede.