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Okegom Oneshots

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Requests are open! Feel free to dm me on instagram @ZutterButter or on my discord Zutter#7014 :)

Chapter 1: The start + quick info

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I noticed that this fandom has some very good writing but some of the accounts that writ for it became orphan accounts. Since i enjoyed those stories a bunch ill do my best to shoot oneshots out with over 1k words each chapter, or close to it. Requests are open so feel free to send them over discord ^^

I accept
-Yandere
-Smut
-Fluff
-angst
-NonCon

I Don't Accept
-Pedophilia

What to expect?
-Oneshots
-Headcannons
-Scenarios

Chapter 2: (Satanick X Reader) So no chaotic morning?

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Does Y/N finally have a morning of peace without their husband jumping at them and spitting mad facts about bunnies?

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The day began peacefully, suspiciously peacefully. After Y/N married Satanick they quickly grew used to how chaotic the mornings were, whether it was him getting nearly murdered by his son or wearing his rabbit costume and going into full detail about how rabbits are the purest life form to grace the universe. Tossing and turning in bed for a while, Y/N laid flat on their back and started to wonder where the hell their husband was.

When Y/N decided that they spent enough time staring at the ceiling, they slowly slid out of bed and put on some rabbit slippers their strange but loving husband had gotten for them. Small smacks of the slippers hitting the floor accompanied Y/N as they walked out of the room and dragged themselves to the kitchen. Quickly grabbing a cup they decided today was the day they would finally try the ominous green soda Lec had bought while they went shopping. They remember it as clear as day, sadly.

"Come on Y/N if you drink this ill give you 10 shmakaroonies" "Oh you're so on"

Pouring the radioactive looking drink into their F/C cup with a look of regret, they watched as it fizzed and nearly bubbled out of the cup. A small shriek escaped Y/N cause of the near mess that wouldve stained the counters, and they quickly looked around to see if anyone had witnessed what had happened. "No witnesses!" They cheered out. Grabbing their drink they started to walk back to their room before nearly slipping over a mess that satanick had left the previous night. "What on Fumus's rainbow world is this shit??" Y/N asked as they looked down at the pile of hair with a cherry on the top of it.

Deciding it wasn't worth their energy, Y/N slowly walked away and then bolted to their room before closing the door and plopping onto their bed. Stretching their muscles out they still couldnt help but wonder, "Where is my husband?" Pulling the sheets over their legs they pouted and let out a quiet sigh. No chaos in the morning was very strange to them and they werent liking it whatsoever. Wheres the husband that runs up and down the walls when they start to talk about how cute rabbits are? The silence was slowly driving them insane so they decided it was time to drink that horrific drink Lec had picked out.

(Y/N POV)

"Alright," I whisper out to myself, "It's time to drink whatever the hell this is and get my money!" Taking in a deep breath I mumble a silent prayer to etihw to make sure I don't die over a stupid bet. Just as i take a sip-

(No ones POV)

"OOOOOOH Y/N~~~" A rather loud voice sings out as the bedroom door gets kicked open. For some reason Lacrimosa by mozart starts to play as satanick clutches that strange piece of hair with a cherry on it against his chest. Y/N starts to choke on their neon green drink and coughs violently as their husband spins in circles around them before finally pulling a water out of fumus knows where to give to his beloved. After barely being able to recover, Y/N gives their husband a "wtf??" look as they stare at the piece of hair.

Satanick lets out a goofy grin before shoving the ball of hair in his S/O's arms. "LOOK Y/N ITS A DOG I FOUND FOR YOU!!!" Staring down at the creature in their hands, Y/N knew that was no normal dog so they just nodded and put it to the side before hugging satanick and pulling him into the bed. A sigh escaped Y/N's mouth before they let out a soft chuckle and ran their hand through Satanick's hair. The "dog" lets out possibly one of the strangest yips Y/N has ever heard as it snuggles next to them. Satanick starts his daily rant about how mean ivlis and licorice are to him with a pout on his face. Y/N recalls when they all went out drinking together and how everyone had to chase him down so he wouldnt destroy everything in his path. Good times.

Y/N and satanick hold each other close with their new strange dog in-between them, deciding to name it "cherry" for some pretty obvious reasons. A comfortable silence spreads over the room as everyone decides its time for a nap

"Satanick why is our dog purring?"

 

"Don't ask questions you aren't ready to have the answer for Y/N"

Chapter 3: (Taffy X Goddess!Reader) What if theoretically speaking, we escaped

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you "borrow" taffy from fumus

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"Hey Fumus you wouldnt mind if i borrowed one of your angels would you?" Y/N asked while making her best puppy eyes at the god. "Come on you know Taffy's my favorite and i always return him in good conditions~" The look of pure disgust overtakes Fumus's face as he tells her he doesnt give a shit and to stop making that ugly face. Y/N gasps in offense and flips him off before floating out of the room and making a beeline straight for elwine.

"WHERE IS THE BOY, ELWINE!" Y/N yells in her face, acting as if she was fueled by pure anger. Elwine yelps at the sudden screaming before realizing it was the goddess and letting out a sigh of relief, quickly telling her that taffy was outside. After thanking Elwine, Y/N went on her merry way to find the seraph she plans on "borrowing" Spotting Taffy, Y/N stops floating and runs towards him while yelling his name out and waving violently at him.

"Y/N what are you doing? Are you okay??" A worried Taffy speed walks up to her and grabs her shoulders to stop her from... waving her arm off?? A large grin spills over Y/N's face and she says "I've decided im going to borrow you from fumus-" Taffy cuts her off, "For how lon-" Only for her to interrupt him as well and yell "FOREVER!" Letting out an attempt at evil laughter, Y/N grabs Taffy's hands off her shoulders and holds them gently. "I want you to be my lover, Taffy." Y/N says while caressing his hands with her thumbs. "I'll take you to my world and keep you safe from Fumus, he wont be able to ever touch you again, I promise you this."

A flush overtakes the angel's face as his eyes tear up, but before he could even reply fumus starts to run down to where they are, having overheard what Y/N had said to the seraph. Letting go of Taffy's hand and gripping his wrist instead, Y/N bolts while summoning a portal to her world.

"IM NOT LETTING YOU TAKE MY ANGEL AWAY YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS GODDESS!" Fumus yells behind them, slowly gaining up to them, the grip on his scissors getting tighter as he feels hate rising up in him.

"WELL IM NOT LETTING YOU TAKE MY NEW BOYFRIEND AND HEAD ANGEL YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING COCK MUNCHING GOD!" Y/N screams back as she tries to run faster.

"GO GO GO GO DONT SLOW DOWN OR HE'LL CATCH UP TO US TAFFY!" Y/N screamed as she ran towards a portal with her new lover, Taffy. Fumus was hot on their trail with scissors in hand while yelling at the other angels to chase after them. Y/N comes to a sudden halt after realizing "hey, im a goddess, I know how to float."

Taffy turns around and starts yelling at Y/N to move before she grabs him by the back of his shirt and flies them both to the portal, shutting it after the both of them made it safely. Y/N could briefly hear the screams of anger that fumus was letting out before the portal vanished.

Both sit catching their breaths before Y/N breaks out into laughter and says "Man I totally forgot we could fly!" Her new lover stares at her with a deadpan look before laughing himself at their way of thinking with only panic instead of logic. Taffy cups Y/N's face, a pure look of adoration in his eyes before he puts his forehead against hers.

"Thank you for saving me Y/N." He says in a gentle whisper, the goddess barely being able to hear it. He lays a soft kiss on her nose before she cups his face as well and pecks his lips.

The lovers hold each other while the goddess thinks about how shes gonna have to amp up security, her poor head angel needs a raise.

Chapter 4: (shirogane x Reader) Hide and seek but you dont wanna get found

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just a short moment of you hiding with shirogane

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"If I find you and you puppy, I get to take a nice big bite out of you~ I've always wanted to know how you taste anyways." Idate's voice rings throughout the cold perch. "Suit yourself whoreca! You got an hour to find us loser!" Y/N replies with a bright smile painted on their lips, massive ego making them get ahead of themselves while they flip the orca off and run away, dragging a stunned shirogane with them.

"Bet that shitty orca wont find us in this tiny cave shiro, now help me make an igloo so we can have a backup escape route." Y/N called out to the poor wolf that was shivering his timbers.

Tightly pressed together in some 5-minute craft type beat igloo that is being held together with hopes, dreams, and superglue, Y/N and shirogane cling onto each other. Both bodies trembling, one out of fear and the other out of pure excitement. "Y/N do you think hes gonna f-find us?" Shirogane whimpers out in pure terror. Quickly covering shirogane's mouth with their hand, Y/N shakes their head "no" and hugs the shaking wolf tighter.

"If anything, we always have our traps and the escape plan that we made with those dirty twigs, so dont worry shiro." Y/N attempts to reassure the wolf that was tearing up in their arms. They'd just have to hopefully survive for an hour and not get found by the hunger driven orca hunting them down.

Chapter 5: (Cosmea x Diamonji) A silly little picnic

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This was a request from somebody on discord ^^
Sorry for taking such a long ass break from writing, exam season and some irl things didnt even let me fight back'''
Requests are still open but they may take a while since I do have some things to take care of

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It was a bright and beautiful day, almost perfect for a small walk if it weren’t so chilly and breezy outside. Cosmea had taken advantage of the pleasing weather and invited her lover out to have a picnic at a nearby park.

Beating on Diamonjis door, she started calling out to him so he’d hurry himself up. “DIAMOOOONJIIIII HURRY UP, SOMEONE MIGHT TAKE OUR SPOT I WORKED SO HARD TO GET!” She yelled at the door while slapping it. Hearing some shuffling and slight slamming of drawers, Cosmea eventually sees a slightly out of breath Diamonji quickly open his door.

They both stare at each other for a moment before Cos bursts into a fit of giggles and says, “You look like you just tried to fight a possum, you dork.” A grin quickly spreads over Diamonji’s face, as well as a blush, seeing how his girlfriend is giggling away at his rushed state. He can feel his heart slowly start to beat a lot faster the more he admires the girl who stole his heart away. ‘If it weren’t such a risky process, I would definitely let her eat my heart,’ he thinks to himself.

Grabbing a hold of Cosmea’s hand, he lays a gentle kiss on top of it. Now it was her turn to get flustered at such a bold move Diamonji had made. The demon and angel stand there in a comfortable silence before suddenly, Cosmea tugs her boyfriend's hand and whispers, “Can we go to our picnic spot now.”

With a nod from the demon, his grip slightly tightened on the small hand he was holding. The comfortable silence stayed as they both walked to the area they planned to spend the afternoon in, the leaves crunching under them with every step they took.

Once they arrived, Cosmea laid out the blanket that was in her basket and started to set things up while her boyfriend stood awkwardly and watched. “Do you want some help with that babe?”
Looking up at Diamonji, she shook her head and pouted. “This is supposed to be our special date, and I want you to be happy and spoiled!” She stood up and started to rant about how it was going to be the perfect picnic date and how much she loves him.

A sudden burst of confidence hit Diamonji and a mischievous smile made its way onto his face. Barely giving Cosmea the chance to ask what he was plotting, he wrapped his arm around Cosmea’s waist and pulled her up against his chest. Quickly cupping her face with his other hand, he presses a loving kiss to her lips. Both wish they could freeze time and stay in each other's arms forever.

“You complete me, Cosmea. You are my world” Diamonji says as he presses a small kiss to Cosmea’s head before engulfing her in a tight hug. “I don’t know what I would do without you by my side.”