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“Hey, everyone” Satanael suddenly called out for everyone.
“What is it?” Splinter asks.
Clearing his throat a little, the demon lord explains. “I have good news and bad news…”
“What are the news?” Cybele asked next.
“Here we go…” Kohryu muttered dryly.
“Does this has to do with the poster Akira just gazed at?” Splinter asks again with a lifted eyebrow.
“Correct” Satanael answers. “We all saw people in those dramas asking which one you would like to hear first, the good or the bad news”
“In that case” Isis spoke up first. “I want to hear the bad news first”
“Same for me” Titania followed. “It’s better to just get it out of the way”
“I, too, want to hear the bad news” Mada piped in. “I would hate to have a bad aftertaste”
“Odin, which ones you would like to hear first?” Satanael asks to the Asgardian All-father
“Same for me as well; the bad news, first” Odin answers. “Hearing the good news in the end gives some sort of comfort from hearing the bad news before that”
“I like to hee-ar the Good news first, ho” Black Frost added. “My favorite food always go-ho-es first!”
“I always thought that gives some kinda comic relief” Alice said next. “So the good news for me, too”
“Do not leave us hanging any longer, Satanael” Trumpeter spoke up next. “What are the news?”
“Well…” Satanael answers. “The good news is: I just have learn something new about all of you, guys”
“And the bad news?” Isis asks.
The demon lord scratched his nape. “There is no punchline to this bit…”
Metatron scoffs. “You are a real jerk”
“Metatron” Mada says. “Pot. Kettle. Black”