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Chapter Text

6:00 AM

Friends and Family GC

Charles added Henry, Ellie, Hubert, and 10 others to a group chat.

Charles:

Hello chat (* ^ ω ^)

Ellie:

What dis 4

Charles:

Well I made a GC so that

I can talk to you guys easier!

Ellie:

can't u

just

text us

???

Charles:

Well yeah but that's no fun (⌒_⌒;)

Ellie:

what's that

Charles:

?

Ellie:

the (⌒_⌒;)

what is that

Charles:

It's

an emoji

Ellie:

oh

are u a furry or smt

Charles:

what

no?

Hubert:

What's a furry?

Charles:

Oh

Hi dad (*^‿^*)

A furry is someone who likes dressing up as an animal

It makes them feel good about themselves

Ellie:

yea that

also hi Charles' dad

Hubert:

Hello, Ellie.

Thank you for explaining.

Charles:

yw (ᵔ◡ᵔ)

7:36 AM

Sven left

Charles added Sven

Charles:

No

Sven:

I don't?!?!?

Even know who you are ?!?!??!?!?!

Charles:

oh sorry

i'm your friend's friend's friend

Sven:

...

huh

Charles:

@cartoons_maybe

Burt:

what

hey sben

sven*

whos charles

Sven:

sben lol /j

idk

Charles:

(-_-)

@coffeeandanxiety_

Dave:

oh

hello!

Burt:

oh yo

is that dave panpa

Sven:

wHOM THE FUCK IS DAVE PANPA

Charles:

LANGUAGE /lu

Dave:

I'm the fuck is dave panpa

sorry

Charles:

It's okay

Anyway

Dave asked me to add Burt and then I added Sven too

because I saw on your feed you were friends (o^ ^o)

Burt:

I see

Reginald:

yo

@quinncopperbottom77

we're not the only toppats here

RHM:

okay i don't remember asking tho

back to not posting in here ever

Reginald:

damn

anyway

hello chat

Sven:

WHY

dID YOU ADD

ouR bOSS

Charles:
BECAUSE??

he'S MY   U N C L E ?!

Burt:

what the fuck

Charles:

!!!!!!!!!!!

LANGUAGE

Burt:

oh sorry

i meant to type duck

stupid autocorrect

Charles:

hmm

okay

i'll let you live

this time /j

Reginald:

lmfao

Dave:

:/

did u

add rupert like i asked

or just them

Charles:

nonono ofc i added him too

he's like

my brother or something

Rupert:

whomst has summoned me

Charles:

@thepriceiswrong

wair

wait

how did you

Rupert:

honestly

i was just reading the chat this whole time

Dave:

hi rupie :))

wait

wait no

Sam (they/them):

.

rupie ?????

👀👀👀

Dave:

WAIT

Rupert:

fukign

whAT

Charles:

(ノ_<。)ヾ(´ ▽ ` )

dave            me

/hj

Dave:

NO-

I DIDN'T-

:-:

WAIT-

Sam (they/them):

@jacobthegathering12

@jacobthegathering12

@jacobthegathering12

@jacobthegathering12

@jacobthegathering12

Jacob:

what do you want

Sam (they/them):

you owe me $5

Jacob:

what

Sam (they/them):

read chat

Dave:

DO NOT READ CHAT

Jacob:

ok i'll read chat

Dave:

NO-

Rupert:

Dave

Davie?

David Jones

Davie Jones' locker

lmao

Dave:

shut

Henry:

what

the actual hell

is going on

Charles:

welcome to the party Henny (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

Henry*

Henry:

Henny

lmao

Charles:

(￣▽￣*)ゞ

Jacob:

darn

i owe you $5 :/

Sam (they/them):

pay up

Dave:

why

do you owe them $5

Sam (they/them):

oh

i said that u liked rupert lmao

and he said nah

so i bet $5

now he owes me $5

Dave:

.

pardon

Rupert:

roflmfao

Charles:

That's a big word for Elmo /ref

Henry:

i knew it

Dave:

.

Dave left

Rupert added Dave

Rupert:

you have some explaining to do

.

davie

Sam (they/them):

ilrjuvnhfgardtyw

hA

Dave:

shut.

up

Rupert:

k

we dating now

Dave:

wait

huh

what

wait

Sam (they/them):

WHAT-

Jacob:

this gc is the best thing i've ever seen istg

Charles:

!!!

:))))

Henry:

finally

i fkn knew it lmao

Sven:

wait what happened

I was doing work

(do you guys know what work is)

Burt:

yeah I know what work is

doesn't mean I do it

basically dave & some random are dating now

Sven:

oh cool

wait

curtis

Burt:

?

oh

Sven:

do your work right now

Burt:

you can't make me lmao

Ellie:

wha ttf is this GC

Sven:
WHAT

eLLIE'S IN HERE

Sven left

Burt added Sven

Burt:

cope

Jacob:

hey Elle

Ellie:

oh yo whsup

Reginald:

damn is everyone here gay

raise your hand if ur cishet

.

that's what i thought

Sven:

*raises hand

Burt:

put that hand right back down where you got it from

Sven:

what

Burt:

u cuff ur jeans

Sven:

???? so ????

Sam (they/them):

goodbye chat

you should

do something productive

instead of debating on sexuality

Jacob:

i'm cishet /j

Sam (they/them):

what did i just say

Chapter Text

8:47 AM

Reginald:
Hello chat
@charlescalvin97

Charles:
?

Reginald:
Can I
Have the ability to
Add people

Charles:
Why?

Reginald:
Well
I wanna add some people?
what more is there to say

Charles:
Hmmmmmmmm
Okayb I guess

Reginald:
nice

Reginald added Yana, Thomas, Fredrick, and 17 more

Charles:
Wh
Who
Are those people

Reginald:
This is the downfall of this GC

RHM:
Reg shut up
You know you're just lonely

Reginald:
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING FOR YOUR OPINION

Thomas:
I got invited to something!!!!!! :D

Fredrick:
out of pity

Thomas:
...
Why is Fredrick in here?

Charles:
I don't know!!!!!!!??????? /lu

Thomas:
Wait
You're Charles.
Henry's boyfriend.
?

Charles:
Y
Yes
Why?

Yana:
Wait why was I added to this
I'm not even important

Reginald:
you literally make sure everyone here is well fed stfu

Thomas:
Hi Yana
This is C h a r l e s.

Yana:
omfg
Do you still.
omfg.

Charles:
Huh?!?!?!
Wh
What is it :(

Yana:
he has a crush on your bf

Thomas:
SH
SHUSH
.

Henry:
On today's episode of fact or cap;

Thomas:
Omg
I
It's Henry
Hi
:D

Fredrick:
What does he have that I don't :(

Thomas:
A personality.
And
He's handsome.

Fredrick:
Oh
But
I actually
Think that you're pretty :(

Thomas:
What

Henry:
Pff
Do I sense a

Ellie:
Do we sense a ship??

Yana:
Man
I knew it

Thomas:
Why the fuck did I marry you

Henry:
WHAT

Ellie:
THE PLOT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam (they/them):
.
Hello, chat.
I just got back.
...
What is going on.

Henry:
Read.

Sam (they/them)'
On it
Here for the drama

Charles:
I am debating removing
Either myself from this GC
Or all the people uncle reg added

Hattie:
Wait
No
Please
I like lurking
You guys are funny

Earrings:
^^^^^

Charles:
Oh um
You actually seem calm so,,,

Viktoriya:
Hello
I was added to this group chat a while ago.
Who are you people?

Ellie:
Excuse me
Mommy?
Sorry
Mommy?
Sorry-

Viktoriya:
Do I know you?
Oh, wait.
Hello, Rose.
.
Wait,
What do you mean

Ellie:
u heard wht I said
;)

Henry:
Oh my god you are a disaster

Viktoriya:
Are you.
Flirting with me?

Sam (they/them):
Holy
Fucking
Shit

Thomas:
Lesbian behavior

Yana:
Homosexual behavior

Ellie:
Yes. Yes I am.

Charles:
Therearesomanypeopleinthisgroupchat /lu

Henry:
I can remove some for you

Charles:
No
It's ok
Just very chaotic haha

Henry:
If u say so :/

Charles:
I do

Reginald:
That's cool and all but half the people I added aren't even talking

Dmitri:
Hello
I learn how to use cellphone
Good morning

Charles:
Good job papa :))

Dmitri:
Charlie is that you

Charles:
Yes papa

Dmitri:
Very good
Who are your friends?

Charles:
Okay um
Friends, type in chat
And the people uncle Reggie added

Henry:
Friend (boy edition)

Ellie:
In chat

Sven:
This is what I get for not turning off my notifications.

Viktoriya:
Hello

Burt:
Among us sussy impostor

Hattie:
Shut.

Earrings:
Gay.jpg

Reginald:
In chat
Fuck someone already did that

RHM:
.

Ellie:
Cope

Sam (they/them):
Present

Jacob:
Gift

Fredrick:
Stocking stuffers

Yana:
Sussy

Thomas:
What

Yana:
It's a type of gift
Look it up

Thomas:
.

Hubert:
Hello, Charlie told me to type in chat.

Rupert:
Hola soy dora

Dave:
:)

Harold:
Hello. I'm new here :)

Ellie:
Don't care + didn't ask

Hanz:
Why was I added I don't know you people

Oldmin:
Me neither but I'm not bitching about it sheesh

Cuppa:
Why we're we added if we don't know you ;-;

Joan:
Good question, wish I could answer

Icepick:
Is this finally the gay groupchat

Snowcap:
No but close enough

Icepick:
Darn

Henry StickmAn:
:/

Tin:
Holy crap
Holy shit
I can talk
I can type normally!!!!!

Ellie:
Blocked

Tin Tintin was removed

Buckethat:
:(

Carol:
.. This is interesting

Reginald added Tin

Tin:
:/

Buckethat:
:)

Gremlin:
SdchjtjkkfArbn
14gez@H78 hy
Ddh
)

Matilda:
It's saying it's happy to be included in something
Currently teaching it to type.

DeMeanor:
Awe
That's nice of you

Matilda:
Don't get used to it

Quincy:
Hello everyone

Geoffrey:
... This is chaotic

Jack H:
Getting hate mail on Twitter
Come here
Hoping for the best

Dmitri:
Okay
I think that... Is enough.

Charles:
Yes it's everyone except for my cousin :)

Henry:
you have a cousin???

Reginald:
Yes my son

Henry:
.
I'm confused.

Chapter Text

Charles: okay so basically
Charles: My dad and his parents had my dad
Charles: And then they met Reginald's parent
Charles: So they became poly
Charles: and then my dad adopted me
Charles: And Reginald married RHM
Charles: And they had a kid
Charles: So that kid is my cousin
Henry: I see-
Reginald: smh
Gerlynn: Hi I am that kid :D