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The Youkai Hero

Chapter 4: Leaving and U.A

Summary:

Sana and family leave the forest (not without a condition or two) and are reintroduced to society.

Sana talks to a deity, but doesn't tell anyone the truth about it

Sana, family and friends enter U.A University about a decade early, and Sana is introduced to technology.

Notes:

So, like I said at the end of last chapter, in this chapter, the chatfic parts start either in this chapter or the next one, and it’ll likely be the end of this one. As such, whenever there’s a chatfic portion in a chapter, I’ll use the beginning notes to tell you all who’s who.

Additionally, I would like to remind everyone that this chapter starts two weeks after the end of the last chapter.

Thank you for reading! ☺️

Big Ass Family-

Mama Komari - Komari Toyomitsu
Marshmallow Dad- Taishirou Toyomitsu
Succubus Queen - Nemuri Kayama-Fukukado
Succubus Princess- Rai Kayama-Fukukado
Jokester - Emi Kayama-Fukukado
Mama Bun - Rumi Usagiyama
Little Bun - Rini Usagiyama
Tired Vampire - Aizawa Shouta
LOUD Vampire - Hizashi Yamada
Cloud Vampire - Oboro Shirakumo
Mama Inko -Inko Midoriya
Friend of Death - Izuku Midoriya
Mama Bakugou - Mitsuki Bakugou
Papa Bakugou - Masaru Bakugou
Ground Zero - Katsuki Bakugou
Deaths Daughter - Yuki
Faerie Friend - Sana Toyomitsu
Youkai Stoat - Nedzu
Ghost Sister - Fuuka
Raiju of Lust - Haru Midoriya
Goddess - Yoayorozu Momo

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

In the last two weeks, I’ve gotten to know more about my family; extended family anyway. They’re a bunch of people who have their own quirky personalities, but they’re not bad people at all.

 As it is, today’s the day they leave. While… upsetting to think about, a week ago my mom came to me and asked if I was willing to go with them. I told her that I’d think about it if my sisters were willing to go with them as well. Suffice it to say, they were. So, I kept my end of the bargain and actually thought about it. And I’ve come to a decision. 

 I’ll go, but I don’t want to just abandon this forest or my home here. I just hope mom will understand.


 At the break of dawn, I’m already waiting for everyone… again. Insomnia sucks; but my nightmares suck even more. 

 As everyone slowly wakes up to breakfast, I know that mom will want my answer. What I didn’t expect was for Nedzu to approach me as well.

 “Well, good morning, Sana.” mom says.

 “Good morning mom.”

 “Good morning indeed, young Sana. Though I’m pretty sure it’s going to rain later.” Nedzu says, jumping onto mom’s shoulders like he always does.

 I laugh at that. “It is.” I respond. 

 “And how do you know that?” Mom asked. 

 “I’m sure you two have felt it; the raw magical energy that this forest emits.” I say. When they both nod, I continue. “Remember that magic shower two weeks ago?” Another nod. “The magic in those crystals permeates the earth or wherever it landed. As it’s a yearly occurrence, this happens frequently. After decades, or even centuries, of this, that pure magic can cause a location like this forest to gain a life of its own. Essentially, it causes the location to become… alive, for lack of a better term."

I pause to breathe and think, then I continue. "As for what this has to do with anything, this has led the forest here to acquire a mind of its own, as well as a personality. This has also led to her being able to essentially control the climate within her boarders; for instance, even during the dead of winter, this place never see's anything more than a light snow, and never goes below the freezing point. I've never seen the lake freeze, you know."

I ignore the guilt I feel for lying like this. While what I said is most certainly true typically, it isn't in this place. Not completely, anyways. Instead, this place is home to something... or rather, someone.

"I can also tell you that she's sad. It's because of my answer." I finish, refering to the being that inhabits this forest.

I wave my hand dismissively and say "Regardless, I assume you two are here for my answer, considering you all leave today."

Mom nervously nods. "We kinda need your answer, my girl."

I sigh. "My sister's are willing to go, and so am I." I say. I see mom's face light up, and it kinda makes me feel bad about what I'm going to say next. "However..." And just like that, the smile leaves mom's face. "... I have a few... conditions."

"Well, let's hear them." Nedzu says excitedly. Perhaps a little too excitedly.

Sighing, I say "Well, the first one is pretty much a given with me, but I don't want to be separated from my sister's, if at all possible." 

Mom suddenly starts chuckling. "Don't worry about that. I've already talked to Nem and Rumi, and we all agree that keeping you all as close as possible is for the best. We'll be getting a rather... large house together so that it's possible. So don't worry about that, okay?" 

"All I do is worry, but I'll try." I respond. I then shake my head while sighing and continue. "Well, anyways. The second condition is this: I don't wish to simply abandon my home here, nor the forest herself. Both me and my sister's have talked about it, and neither of us is willing to just outright abandon her."

Nedzu starts cackling at that, which is something that I've gotten used to. Clapping his paws together, he says "My, my. You and your sisters are certainly ahead of me on this subject, but only a little. I was hoping to ask if U.A could make use of this forest to teach our heroics students survival skills. It'd benefit them in the long run, you see."

I sigh and say "I suppose I'm fine with it, so long as they never set foot in this glade. This is still our home, and I will not just allow it to be desecrated. Of course, you also have to give the forest herself an opinion. It is her land after all."

Mom and Nedzu, both most likely catching on my phrasing there but saying nothing about it, simply nod and motion for me to ask. I roll my eyes and walk towards the center of the clearing. Once there, I close my eyes and start using wind magic. It may seem mundane and pointless to anyone who isn't familiar with what I'm really doing, but in reality, I'm actually communicating with the deity in this forest... via the wind itself. 

"I know you heard everything, so I'm not going to even bother asking... Inari" 

A kind chuckling is my response. "Oh Sana. Always so polite. And straight to the point. As long as this glade is left untouched by outside hands, I see no harm in it." Inari says.

As I'm getting ready to end the conversation, Inari suddenly says "Oh, and if you wouldn't mind, tell Nedzu I say hello."

Now normally, when a deity asks you to do something, especially like that, you do it. Even if you don't want to. Several of the gods in the old Shinto pantheon are not to be trifled with. Even if you don't want to do it, it's best to do it anyways, just so you know that that particular deity isn't pissed at you. Inari... is not one of those deities. She (yes they don't mind me giving a specific gender term. In her own words 'It's all technically accurate, anyways.') is far more benevolent then say... Susanoo or Izanagi. Personally, I prefer talking to Izanami, Amaterasu, or even Benzaiten, if Inari isn't available. And Izanami is fucking dead

... I guess a personal reason for that has to do with the fact that she's actually open to talking... even if I know for a fact that Inari's put a claim on my soul. All because I'm a kitsune. 

I chuckle a little and say "Not surprised that you know him. I'd be more surprised if you didn't know Nedzu. Sure, I don't mind."

"Thank you, Kit." She says.

... God's, I can feel the warm smile from here. "I would say goodbye for now, but knowing you? You'll find a way to follow me. Even without leaving the forest."

"Oh, Sana. You know me so well." Inari says.

Chuckling, I smile. And then our conversation ends.

Opening my eyes, I turn around and face my mom and my teacher. Nedzu's eyes are gleaming, which is quite understandable. He's been asking, quite a lot actually, if he could see that in action recently. 

"Well? What do you think, Nedzu." I ask.

"I must say, I don't know. I could tell that you were talking to someone, specifically because of your ears, they were moving in the same way they do when you're talking, but I couldn't hear a word that was said. It was rather fascinating!"

I chuckle at his words, but then I think about Inari's request. "Oh, and by the way, Sensei, Inari says hello."

To say that he was shocked would be stating an understatement. His eyes widen significantly, and his mouth gapes. "Well. That's quite unexpected." he manages after about a minute.

I raise an eyebrow, unimpressed. "Is it really that unexpected, or are you just surprised I know Inari."

He chuckles a little. "A bit of both, to be honest. Inari is rather particular about who they bond with, so that you know them is indeed a little shocking."

I laugh in response. "Yeah. They call this forest home. She's the voice of the forest. And before you say it, I was given permission to use a specific gender term. In her own words 'It's all technically accurate anyway'." I say.

Nedzu simply nods. Meanwhile, mom laughs. "I shouldn't be surprised by all of this, and yet I am. Anyways, is there anything else?"

I sigh and nod. "Yeah, but only one more thing. Therapy. I've talked to Rai, Rini and Yuki about this, and we all agree that, with everything we went through, we should probably talk to someone professional about it."

Mom and Nedzu both nod, with mom saying "I agree. With everything you all went through, it's probably best for you to talk to someone. I'm sure Inui would be willing to help. He's a colleague, friend and hero known as Hound Dog. He's a licensed counselor and therapist."

... "I hope that name isn't literal, or I might just have to pass. Reason being: Rini and I are part Bunny and Fox respectively." I say, genuinely concerned about that possibility.

Mom and Nedzu, on the other hand, don't seem to share my concern, with Nedzu chuckling and mom just outright laughing. "You needn't worry about that, Sana. Inui is... a little gruff, and tends to get angry on the behalf of the kids he's in charge of, but he isn't like that. The name is a reference to the fact that his Quirk turns his head into that of a dog. Just a little warning; when he gets really angry, he has a habit of forgoing language and resorting to barking."

"Ah. Got it." is all I can say.

"Well, I suppose you should start packing. We leave soon." Mom says once she's properly calmed down.

I smirk in response. "Oh I anticipated that you'd be willing to listen to me, so I packed ahead of time. I'm all ready to go."

Mom raises an eyebrow, most likely confused. "But... I don't see any bags."

My grin gets bigger at that. They actually took the bait. "Youkai express, anyone?" I say, struggling to not laugh hysterically.

Nedzu is the one to laugh first, followed closely by mom. "Ok, that was funny." Mom says.

Nodding, I think about everything that's led me to this point. I'm... happy with my family.


Several hours later and everyone is ready to leave for the most part. And I've come to a few revelations about some of the people here.

For example, I've discovered why Rai and Nemuri get along so well. After all, two succubi tend to get along very well. As for Aizawa, I'm almost positive that he's a vampire, as are his husbands. It's nice to know that me and my sister's aren't going to be the only magical beings in this group. 

"Alright so... how's this go. I lead you to the forests entrance, but then what?" I ask.

"Oh, I called for a ride. Anan and Higari will be arriving in the next half hour and will take all of us to U.A." Nedzu replies. 

This knowledge, in turn, excites Zuku and Suki significantly. "U.A?! Did you hear that, Kacchan?! We're going to visit U.A!" Zuku says, bouncing on his feet.

Suki, while not openly excited about it, is grinning happily. "I heard nerd. Try calming down a little, you walking horror story." 

Ok, so... the thing about that last sentence is this: it sounded like an insult, but was also very clearly a term of endearment. So I am very confused about their relationship; and not for the first time. But, trauma is a fucky thing, and they probably care in ways I know nothing about. After all, they're the first friends I've had. Ever.

"Katsuki!" Auntie Mitsuki says. 

Yes. In the last two weeks, I've bonded with her and Inko enough to be comfortable calling them auntie. You got a problem with it, go find a different story to read.

Zuku simply laughs. "Don't worry about it, aunt Mitsuki. All good friends have spats every now and then. It's just how we mess with each other. I occasionally call him Bomeranian. Besides, he's right. My life really is essentially a horror story, but I live at the end of it. After all, being able to see the dead isn't as fun as some people might think. Plus, I am more than aware that I look like a zombie most days." 

Bomeranian? No idea what that is, but auntie Mitsuki seems to find it funny; if her howling laughter is anything to go by. "Bomeranian?!" She exclaims in between bouts of laughing.

"Yeah. He looks like a Pomeranian and his Quirk turns him into a walking bomb, therefore: Bomeranian!" Zuku explains. 

Ah... Not going to question it. "Can we... uh... get this over with? While we stand here talking, your friends are likely getting worried." I say, worried about meeting new people so soon. 

After receiving noises of confirmation from everyone, I proceed to lead them to the entrance of the forest. Waiting for us there were two black vans, as well as their drivers. One of them is a short man with ginger hair. I'm almost positive that he's at the very least part leprechaun, and therefore, Irish. The other one is dressed in a rather puffy looking white suit. They looked like what Zuku described an astronaut looks like. 

It's the leprechaun the noticed us first. "There you all are! We were starting to get worried." He says. Then he notices me and my sisters. "Um... I do believe that are more of you than we were aware of."

Mom chuckles. "Yeah. We weren't expecting it, but Anan! I finally found her!"

The astronaut perks up a bit... I think. It's kinda hard to tell with the suit. "You did?!" they exclaim. They sound somewhat feminine. "Wait, her? I thought Sana was a boy."

Mom chuckles again. "Yeah, he was. I'll give you more of the details later, but for now, all I'll say is that one thing lead to another, and my girl has a Quirk that swaps her own gender, and that she's chosen to identify as female. Technically making her trans." Mom says. It's clear that Anan is a friend of the family.

Anan brightens up significantly hearing that. Seriously, how can I even notice that? Her face is covered! "Well it's nice to meet you all. I'm Anan Kurose, or the hero Thirteen."

"Anan and I are both teachers at U.A, as well as being both friends and colleagues. She and I work together a lot in the rescue scene. She's been helping me look for you everywhere. Even in her off time, which is something that I appreciate." Mom says. "She's a very dear friend, and if I may speak honestly: if I was a lesbian, she'd be my number one choice. Don't pout Nemuri. You know that I see you as a sister!"

"And then there's the leprechaun." I say rather than ask.

The man in question suddenly spits out whatever he was drinking, which smells highly like alcohol, and laughs hysterically.

Once he manages to calm down a bit, he looks at me and says "I ain't no leprechaun, kid. Am Irish though, and that was funny."

"Oh, come on, Higari! Sana figured me out quickly, and I just know that this sweetheart of a Myōbu suspects Shota!" Auntie Nemuri says.

Shota speaks first. "You suspect me? How." It's not a question.

I start raising fingers to help prove a point. "First, you dislike the sun. In today's world, vampires don't actually have to be afraid of the sun. Instead it tends to give them a headache. Secondly, there was the night I cooked everyone pasta with a garlic tomato sauce. You didn't eat. Neither did your husbands. I overheard you mention that it was because of the garlic. That's why I went out of my way and made you three pasta with a basil and tomato sauce instead. I didn't say anything because I was waiting for you to be comfortable telling me. Consider it the logical response." I say the word logical with a shit eating grin.

Shota simply sighs and rolls his eyes at me. "This is payback for my logical ruse, isn't it." It's not a question.

"Oh, this is only the beginning, uncle Sho." I respond, actively attempting to sound sinister and menacing. Based on the fact that a man with pale white skin managed to become significantly more pale, and the other fact that everyone who knows Nedzu's habits pale as well, I think I succeeded.

I then turn to Higari, who in turn says the following: "I really ain't a leprechaun, kid. I'm a Dullahan." 

Apon hearing this, I start looking around. "Where's your horse?" I ask upon not finding one.

The man simply laughs and pats the van. "Right here. I can't ride a real horse to save my life. So this here is my horse." He says.

I nod in response, and mom and dad smile. Hizashi, on the other hand, doesn't appear to understand. "Come on Higari. Don't degrade yourself. You are anything but dull, ya dig?"

Mom bursts into hysterics. I, in turn, walk over to Higari and stand next to him. As if understanding what I'm about to do, he nods a little. Reaching up, I grab his head and, with little to no effort, pull it off. I then turn to a horrified Hizashi and toss Higari's head to him, saying "Heads up."

Hizashi manages to catch Higari's head, though only just barely. He looks like he's going to be sick. "Higari, buddy, you okay?" He asks weakly.

I turn to Higari's body, and notice him doing a once over of himself, albeit without a head. "Well, I seem to have lost my head, but otherwise I'm okay." Sure enough, his headless body is holding up a thumb.

I then turn back towards Hizashi and ask "How much do you know about the tales of the Headless Horseman." It's a question, sure, but I say it rather than ask.

When he confirms that he knows that, I explain. "The rider in those tales is known as a Dullahan. They look like your everyday human... until their head comes off. You see, where you and me have nerves, muscles and tendons in our necks to prevent our heads from falling off, Dullahan's lack those muscles and tendons entirely. This allows them to very easily remove their own heads." I gesture towards Higari's body, which waves, for emphasis. "They can attach their heads to their necks, but it doesn't take much to remove it. Side note, they're immune to the effects of decapitation, and removing their heads doesn't hurt them." 

It should be noted that Hizashi visibly relaxes after the last sentence.


After all that, Uncle Zashi returns Higari's head to him, and then everyone piles both their luggage and themselves into one of the vans. I wound up sharing the passenger seat of Higari's ''horse" with Nedzu.

To say that I'm bored is an understatement. So when I noticed the scrap metal on the floor of the van, I didn't hesitate to start messing with it.

"This goes here and connects to there... That part connects to that... This goes here..." I mutter. 

I honestly have no idea what my hands are doing. Or my mind. I'm basically running on autopilot.

"Attach this here... should produce sound when wound up..." Ah. So it would appear that I'm attempting to make a music box. 

"Nedzu... If you tell me that she's new to this, I will not believe you." I hear Higari say. 

I hear Nedzu chuckle. "Then would you believe me if I said that I had no idea? I've seen her in action as a half decent blacksmith, considering her age and the fact that she's self taught, but I've never seen her interact with metal like this." He says. He then hums in thought.

"Nedzu?"

"Oh, please forgive me, Higari. I'm just starting to fully understand something that one of Sana's sister's said once. 'Sana's quite good with anything requiring her hands.' I think we're seeing proof." 

"Indeed. I believe it; she's like a natural. If at all possible, given what you told me while she wasn't paying attention to the conversation, I'd like to ask for the opportunity to teach her if she winds up with free time."

"We'll see, Higari. It's not my decision. It's hers."

I cut in here. "I'll consider it. Heavily consider it, because this has been quite fun. Speaking of, can I ask if I can use Inventory for something?"

Nedzu, ever quick on the uptake, nods and so I grab an empty, ornate box from Inventory. I then carefully whittled a keyhole into it and then slowly but carefully placed the mechanism I created inside the box. I then take another sheet of metal and carefully cut it down and fit it over top the mechanism.

I then reach for the small key Primrose gave me when she left, which I keep around my neck. Mostly to remind myself of the last words she said to me. 'We'll meet again. I promise. I'll be back for that key, I swear it.' she had said.

Gripping the key, I place it in the keyhole I made and turn it. Surprisingly, it actually produces sound. It's a lullaby I learned from Primrose, who in turn learned it from mom, I discovered.

I start humming along with the music. Of course, there's a problem here. I'm overly exhausted, and there's a lullaby currently playing on a music box. As such, it doesn't take very long before I find myself nodding off.


Nedzu's POV 

After watching Sana build a music box and then nod off, I find myself struck with something akin to parental pride.

"Nedzu, I will fight Aizawa to be able to teach her if I have to. You know that, right?" Higari says quietly after confirming that Sana is indeed asleep.

I chuckle. "I do, but I don't believe that will be necessary." 

"You don't? Why." 

I chuckle again. "Do you want honesty or embellishment."

I watch Higari sigh. "Honesty."

"If my suspicions about her intelligence are correct, then I don't believe that she'll even need the core subjects we teach in the morning. If that happens, she'll have free mornings, which she could fill up with Support." I respond.

Higari nods. Then he reaches up and sets his head on the dashboard, and then reaches behind him and grabs a blanket. He then places it overtop Sana and says "Sleep kid. You'll need it."

When I look at him, he doesn't so much as look at me when he says "I half expected to be stuck with Aizawa."

Whatever I was going to say was cut off when Sana grabs me in her sleep and mutters "Gampa..."

Oh, I am a happy Youkai. "Sleep, Nedzu. You look almost as tired as Sana does right now. And that is saying something; the bags under her eyes are worse than Aizawa, which is rather telling in and of itself." Higari says.

I am feeling rather tired, so I take him up on his offer and get comfortable. And then I follow Sana into slumber.


Sana's POV

I have no idea how long I was asleep, nor when I started cuddling with Nedzu, or why he even let me do so in the first place, but I quickly take note of two things. The first is that we're stopped; most likely in a city if my hearing says anything. The second thing is that, save Rini, who's asleep in Rumi's arms, and Rumi herself, as well as Nedzu, everyone else is gone.

Rumi, Inari bless her heart, must have noticed my rising panic, because she says "We stopped for gas and food. Since you, Nedzu and this bundle of bun, Rini, were asleep we decided to leave you all be. I simply chose to stay with with everyone. It helps somewhat that Rini wouldn't let go of me." 

I roll my eyes. "Yup. That's all. And nothing to do with already being wrapped around her finger, Auntie Rumi." 

"Hey, can you blame me? Look at her; she's adorable!" Rumi says defensively. 

"Yes. Yes she is. Fun fact: I knew her for all of ten minutes and her genuine concern for me caused her to endear herself to me. I felt real joy the first time she called me Bubby." I answer nonchalantly. 

"Ok. That's adorable." Aunt Rumi says. 

Before I can say anything about that, the doors to the car open and everyone who was out re-entered the car. "Morning kid. Hope you like burgers, cause that's what we got."

"Higari, I'm part fox. I'll eat just about anything, provided it isn't rabbit."

Higari looks behind himself at Aunt Rumi and Rini in one of the back seats. "I'm going to take a wild guess and say that I'm currently looking at the reason why."

I hum in confirmation and take a bite out of my burger. "Hm... Beef, lettuce, tomato, pickles and onion, as well as ketchup and mustard." I say absentmindedly, listing the ingredients that I taste for some reason.

I hear Higari whistle. "Damn kid. I was told that you have a good palate, but I thought they were exaggerating." 

I scoff at him. "You try growing up in a forest sometime. There isn't much to do, so what you can do, you become very good at."

He chuckles in response. "Oh, I believe it, kid." He says, before starting the car. "Anyway, hold on. We'll be there soon so buckle up."

... "I never undid the buckle."


About a half hour later, and we've arrived. I'd ask why the building looks like the letter H, but I don't actually care enough to bother.

Nedzu chuckles a little. On the way here, he informed me about Shūzenji Chiyo, or Recovery Girl. Apparently the two of them would like for me and my sisters to go through with a few medical tests, solely to ensure that we're ok. I actually appreciate that he gave me a heads up about it.

I was also warned that needles would be involved, but only because they needed to preform a blood test. Whatever the flying fuck that is. Again, I appreciate the heads up.

Getting out of the car, I quickly notice the older lady waiting for us, and next to her... "Primrose!"

Primrose was smiling, with tears very evident in her eyes. "It's good to see you all again! I'm so glad you're safe." she says.


After Primrose and my family reunited, we were ushered inside by the older lady. She brought us to a room with several beds and a lot of medical equipment. 

I'm not going to bore you with the details of the tests. 

"Well, so far everything is okay. Nothing out of the ordinary, except that you all have an abnormally high amount of natural antibodies to various common illnesses. It's not a problem, just different." The elderly woman says.

I'd overheard that Nedzu had informed her about our past experiences, so that she never did something that we were uncomfortable with is a bit of a blessing. 

Once we're given the okay to leave, miss Chiyo leads us to Nedzu's office. Before she could knock on the door, it swings open on its own.

"And you say that I'm nigh on omnipotent, you bloody Stoat." I say jokingly.

Nedzu chuckles. "Perhaps we both are. Regardless, Primrose sent the results of your medical tests. It seems nothing serious is going on. That's good." he says.

He then opens a drawer in his desk and pulls out four phones. I only know what they are because I saw mom use hers once and asked what it was. He then hands one to me and my sisters.

"I have set up each of these for your specific situations. For example, Yuki, yours is designed to deal with your ghostly qualities."

I look at the piece of technology and contemplate taking it apart to understand it's insides, but I don't want to fuck it up, so I decide against it.

"Thank you, nicey mousey!" Rini says.

I chuckle, glad that the new experiences ahead of us hasn't deterred her from being herself.


Later that evening 

Yamada Hisashi has created a group chat 

Yamada Hisashi has added 15+ people 

Yamada Hisashi has named the chat Big Ass Family 

Yamada Hisashi has changed their nickname to Loud

11 people are online 

Loud: Welcome, everyone, to the family chat. Feel free to choose your name and shitpost all you want

Sana: There is an inaccuracy in your name, Uncle Zashi

Loud: ?

Sana Toyomitsu has changed  Loud's nickname to  LOUD Vampire 

Sana Toyomitsu has changed Aizawa Shouta's nickname to  Tired Vampire 

Sana Toyomitsu has changed Shirakumo Oboro's nickname to  Cloudy Vampire 

Sana Toyomitsu has changed their nickname to  Fairie Friend

Fairie Friend: Inaccuracy fixed

LOUD Vampire: lol 😂

Tired Vampire: Please don't do that again, Zashi

Cloudy Vampire: You know he won't, Sho. Why'd you bother asking?

Tired Vampire: A Vamp can dream, can't he?

Toyomitsu Komari has changed Toyomitsu Tashiro's nickname to  Marshmallow Dad

Toyomitsu Komari has changed their nickname to  Mama Komari

Mama Komari  is offline 

Fairie Friend  has changed Kayama Nemuri's nickname to  Succubus Queen 

Fairie Friend  has changed Fukukado Emi's nickname to  Jokester

Fairie Friend  has changed Kayama-Fukukado Rai's nickname to  Succubus Princess

Fairie Friend  changed Nedzu's nickname to  Youkai Stoat 

Fairie Friend  has changed Yoayorozu Momo's nickname to  Mom(o)

Fairie Friend  has changed Midoriya Inko's nickname to  Mama Inko

Fairie Friend  has changed Mitsuki Bakugou's nickname to  Mama Bakugou 

Fairie Friend  has changed Bakugou Masaru's nickname to  Papa Bakugou

Fairie Friend has changed Bakugou Katsuki's nickname to Ground Zero

Fairie Friend: Before you change it to something different, ground zero is the hit location of a bomb

Ground Zero: really?

Izuku: Yeah, Kacchan! It's typically the drop/hit location of a nuclear bomb. Or rather, it was. After the appearance of Quirks, nuclear weapons were banned worldwide

Ground Zero: ... I think I have found my hero name

Succubus Queen: I judge hero names here at U.A, and I approve

Ground Zero: cool

Midoriya Izuku has changed their nickname to  Friend of Death

Yuki has changed their nickname to Death's Daughter 

Friend of Death: Could I maybe add someone?

LOUD Vampire: Of course, little listener. The more the merrier

Friend of Death  has added Ṵ̸͚̐ń̷̦̺͈̕k̴̢̺̂̈ñ̷͇̹͓̋ô̶͖͖̍̊w̶͍̃̉̃n̶̫͎̚ͅ

Ṵ̸͚̐ń̷̦̺͈̕k̴̢̺̂̈ñ̷͇̹͓̋ô̶͖͖̍̊w̶͍̃̉̃n̶̫͎̚ͅ has changed their nickname to G̸h̴o̸s̶t̷ ̵S̷i̸s̷t̶e̶r̶ 

Mama Inko: Izuku sweetie, are you sure?

Friend of Death: Yeah mom, I'm sure.

Tired Vampire: If this is what I think it is, then the glitchy text makes sense 

LOUD Vampire: Whomst the fuck?

Friend of Death: This is my older sister, and a ghost that has haunted me since I was three

G̸h̴o̸s̶t̷ ̵̵S̷i̸s̷t̶e̶r̶: M̵y̵ ̸n̵a̴m̵e̵ ̵i̸s̴ ̸F̵u̴u̶k̵a̶.̶ ̴I̵ ̸d̷i̸e̵d̴ ̷n̴e̴a̶r̸l̶y̶ ̷f̶o̶r̶t̶y̶ ̴y̷e̶a̸r̸s̸ ̸a̷g̴o̴ ̶̶ I̴z̴u̶k̶u̴ ̴a̵n̷d̶ ̶H̴a̷r̴u̵ ̶m̷e̶a̷n̸ ̷e̴v̶e̸r̸y̷t̶h̵i̴n̴g̷ ̴t̴o̸ ̵m̷e̸.̶ ̸T̵h̸e̶ ̸f̶i̴r̸s̵t̴ ̴p̵e̴r̸s̸o̷n̸ ̷h̷e̴r̸e̸ ̸t̵o̸ ̸u̷p̸s̸e̵t̵ ̸e̵i̶t̸h̶e̵r̷ ̴o̴n̸e̸ ̸i̶s̵ ̷g̷o̶i̷n̵g̸ ̵t̵o̶ ̴d̴i̶s̶c̴o̵v̵e̴r̸ ̷j̷u̸s̴t̴ ̴h̵o̷w̶ ̶d̶a̷n̶g̶e̸r̵o̸u̵s̷ ̷a̷ ̴P̷o̵l̵t̶e̵r̴g̸e̴i̸s̶t̴ ̷c̶a̸n̴ ̵b̵e̵ ̷

Mama Inko: Fuuka!

G̷h̶o̵s̶t̵ ̵S̴i̷s̵t̴e̴r̵: B̵i̴t̷e̷ ̴m̴y̵ ̷u̸n̴d̶e̴a̸d̷ ̵a̷s̷s̶,̶ ̷m̷o̴m̷

Midoriya Haru has changed their nickname to  Raiju of Lust 

Tired Vampire is typing...

Raiju of Lust: It's a pleasure to finally be able to talk to you, Fuuka. I'm still a little upset that I can't see you, or hug you.

Fairie Friend: According to your threat, Fuuka, you now have to haunt yourself 

Ground Zero: How in the fuck would that even work?!

Fairie Friend: They brood

Succubus Queen: @Raiju of Lust Is there something you want to tell us~

Raiju of Lust: No. If you're asking if me and Sana have done anything naughty, then the answer is no... Unfortunately. My Quirk super charges my hormones. In a paraphrase of Bruce Banner, 'I'm always horny.'

Succubus Queen: Well still, it's nice to have someone else to talk about... lewd things with.

Usagiyama Rumi has changed Usagiyama Rini's nickname to  Little Bun

Usagiyama Rumi has changed their nickname to  Mama Bun

Tired Vampire is still typing...

Tired Vampire: Hold on kid. You mean to tell us, that you've had a ghost, a Poltergeist no less, since you were fucking three?!

Friend of Death: I mean... Yeah. She was incredibly bitter about her death at the time, and I don't blame her. Afterall, the guy who caused it is still in a mental asylum after continually blaming Fuuka for him killing her

Youkai Stoat: I have heard about this story before. It's not a good one. 

G̶h̵o̶s̵t̴ ̶S̷i̷s̶t̴e̵r̷: T̶h̶a̶t̶'̵s̴ ̶m̶e̵.̷ ̷I̷.̶.̷.̶ ̵n̴e̵v̵e̴r̷ ̴r̸e̷a̸l̴l̸y̸ ̶f̴o̶u̷n̸d̵ ̶o̷u̴t̶ ̸w̸h̴a̵t̷ ̶h̸a̴p̵p̶e̴n̸e̵d̵ ̵t̸o̵ ̷h̷i̷m̶ ̶u̶n̷t̸i̴l̶ ̶l̴a̸t̵e̴r̶,̶ ̴s̴o̶ ̷I̵ ̴w̸e̸n̶t̴ ̴a̷r̴o̵u̵n̶d̴ ̷h̸a̵u̶n̵t̶i̶n̶g̴ ̸p̴e̶o̴p̶l̸e̴ ̵u̶n̵t̷i̴l̶ ̶I̴ ̷m̶e̴t̸ ̶I̶z̴u̸k̴u̶.̶ ̴D̵e̸s̴p̸i̸t̶e̵ ̶t̸r̶y̶i̶n̷g̶ ̸e̸v̶e̵r̶y̷t̵h̸i̷n̵g̶ ̶I̸ ̷c̷o̶u̷l̵d̵ ̴t̶o̷ ̸s̵c̶a̶r̸e̸ ̷h̴i̴m̸,̸ ̵h̸e̸ ̵t̵r̴e̶a̵t̵e̴d̷ ̵m̵e̸ ̵l̵i̸k̴e̵ ̴I̷ ̴w̵a̸n̴t̴e̵d̸ ̵t̵o̵ ̶b̸e̵ ̴t̶r̵e̴a̸t̷e̴d̶.̸ ̷I̵ ̸j̸u̷s̸t̸.̴.̸.̶ ̷d̵e̵c̸i̷d̸e̸d̷ ̶t̵o̸ ̷s̷t̵i̶c̸k̷ ̵a̵r̶o̷u̵n̵d̵.̴ ̵N̵o̵w̵ ̴I̵'̴m̵ ̶w̴i̵l̵l̷i̸n̷g̷ ̷t̴o̸ ̴d̸o̵ ̷w̵h̴a̴t̷e̷v̸e̴r̴ ̵I̴ ̷c̶a̸n̷ ̶t̵o̶ ̷k̷e̵e̷p̴ ̷h̶i̴m̴,̴ ̴H̶a̸r̷u̵ ̴a̸n̸d̸ ̵m̶o̸m̴ ̸s̶a̸f̵e̴ ̸̸

Fairie Friend: Well, this has been nice, but I really need to lie down. I have a headache 

Tired Vampire: I thought you were using U.A's facilities to train Aura. Why do you have a headache?

Fairie Friend: Aura can be used to find people, not just combat. Unfortunately, the greater the distance between me and whoever I'm trying to find, and the more people around me, the faster my head starts pounding. I was trying to get used to this texting thing as well, so mom's been hiding in places around campus and I've been texting her where I think she is. The dorms are not helping. Mom eventually called Miss Chiyo, who recommended lying down. Mom said not listening to her is a one way ticket to losing my shins. I like my legs where they are. Plus it's late, it's nearly 10 pm. You should ALL be getting ready for bed.

Fairie Friend  has gone offline

Succubus Queen: Did... Did she, an insomniac worse than Aizawa, just tell us all to go to sleep?

Fairie Friend  is online

Fairie Friend: Yes. Now GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! IT'S LATE, GODS DAMN IT!

Fairie Friend  is offline

Youkai Stoat: We really should be going to bed. We have a long few days ahead of us. Afterall, Sana and her sisters do want to be introduced to more human activities and things.

Friend of Death: Hang on

Friend of Death  has changed  Mom(o)'s  nickname to  Goddess

Friend of Death: Ok, done. Goodnight. 

Friend of Death  is offline

Succubus Queen: *Squeal of delight*

Raiju of Lust: Cute, brother. Real cute.

Notes:

Due in part of my own forgetfulness, I intend to re-write this from the ground up. It will likely take some time. I appreciate those who read this up till now, but hope you'll like the revised version.

Thank you for reading and hopefully understanding.