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The Smexy Legend (group Chat)

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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The smexy legends 

 

Revenant: crazy how much cheese I’ve had in my line of killing 

 

Loba: how did he get in this chat again?

 

Mirage: wasn’t me, Tae made my password this time 

 

Watson: oh great and I was already having a bad day 

 

Wraith; what why?

 

Wattson: apparently stealing and aircraft’s and flying to the dimensional rift that opened in the sky is a no go according to the syndicate

 

Life line: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

 

Wattson: science ?

 

Gibby: hahahaha I swear Natalie is not real sometimes 

 

Revenant: you know what's not real? The amount of dead fathers in this chat

 

Loba: oh ha ha ! Very fucking funny asshole 

 

Valk: wait why did he mention cheese earlier?

 

Mara: yeah that was confusing 

 

Revenant: you guys seriously don’t get the joke?

 

Horizon: why are you two entertaining the death robot? 

 

Alter: I don’t know I kind like the guy 

 

Cat: that’s cause your the only one who can deal with him

 

Alter: what is he gonna do? Kill Me? You all can barely do it in the ring 

 

Wraith: wall hack mf 

 

Valk: gotta love her competitive side 

 

Conduit: I’m sorry I’m still new here… why does everyone hate this specific robot? Like don’t we have another one 

 

Horizon: Ashe is…. A mystery

 

Ashe: please enlighten us doctor somers  

 

Wattson: WHO LET HER IN THE CHAT?!

 

Conduit: I’m lost…

 

Mirage: Ashe tried to kill Natalie 

 

Conduit: WHAT WHY?

 

Ashe: my reasoning are mine alone 

 

Wattson: 🤺🥷

 

Wraith: 🫠 I ain’t gonna let her touch you

 

Conduit: so that explains her…. And rev?

 

Revenant: I turned two parents into Swiss cheese. Get it? Holes in them

 

Valk: oh he’s…. Really fucked up 

 

Loba: LITTLE ****** ******* I’ll find your reboot switch and make sure to shove it up ur *** you disgusting ******

 

Wraith: Well then. Does that answer your question rookie?

 

Conduit: yes… do… Do we call the police?

 

Gibby: on killer robot? Yeah that’s not happening 

 

Conduit: so we’re stuck with him

 

Alter: ay just like ur stuck with me

 

Horizon: unfortunately 

 

Wraith: calling it rn, the season of pure fucking drama. 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

Someone ask for some rev content. So I delivered but uh just to let yall know. I try to make this as close as I can to following the original story of the apex games but bro idk how to write revenant his character is all over the place rn in the games