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The smexy legends
Revenant: crazy how much cheese I’ve had in my line of killing
Loba: how did he get in this chat again?
Mirage: wasn’t me, Tae made my password this time
Watson: oh great and I was already having a bad day
Wraith; what why?
Wattson: apparently stealing and aircraft’s and flying to the dimensional rift that opened in the sky is a no go according to the syndicate
Life line: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Wattson: science ?
Gibby: hahahaha I swear Natalie is not real sometimes
Revenant: you know what's not real? The amount of dead fathers in this chat
Loba: oh ha ha ! Very fucking funny asshole
Valk: wait why did he mention cheese earlier?
Mara: yeah that was confusing
Revenant: you guys seriously don’t get the joke?
Horizon: why are you two entertaining the death robot?
Alter: I don’t know I kind like the guy
Cat: that’s cause your the only one who can deal with him
Alter: what is he gonna do? Kill Me? You all can barely do it in the ring
Wraith: wall hack mf
Valk: gotta love her competitive side
Conduit: I’m sorry I’m still new here… why does everyone hate this specific robot? Like don’t we have another one
Horizon: Ashe is…. A mystery
Ashe: please enlighten us doctor somers
Wattson: WHO LET HER IN THE CHAT?!
Conduit: I’m lost…
Mirage: Ashe tried to kill Natalie
Conduit: WHAT WHY?
Ashe: my reasoning are mine alone
Wattson: 🤺🥷
Wraith: 🫠 I ain’t gonna let her touch you
Conduit: so that explains her…. And rev?
Revenant: I turned two parents into Swiss cheese. Get it? Holes in them
Valk: oh he’s…. Really fucked up
Loba: LITTLE ****** ******* I’ll find your reboot switch and make sure to shove it up ur *** you disgusting ******
Wraith: Well then. Does that answer your question rookie?
Conduit: yes… do… Do we call the police?
Gibby: on killer robot? Yeah that’s not happening
Conduit: so we’re stuck with him
Alter: ay just like ur stuck with me
Horizon: unfortunately
Wraith: calling it rn, the season of pure fucking drama.