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(October 8, 6:35PM)

Kurt Hummel: Can I ask you something?
Sebastian Smythe: this seems awfully familiar…

Sebastian Smythe: whats up

Kurt Hummel: McKinley is doing Grease this weekend

Kurt Hummel: Rachel thinks it’s a bad idea if we go

Sebastian Smythe: okay?

Sebastian Smythe: is there a question somewhere in there??

Kurt Hummel: What do you think?

Kurt Hummel: Should I go?

Sebastian Smythe: grease is lame

Sebastian Smythe: and so is ohio

Kurt Hummel: First, Grease is a classic

Kurt Hummel: Second, it’s not really about Grease

Sebastian Smythe: oh. my. god.

Sebastian Smythe: i never would have guessed.

Sebastian Smythe: so you’re not overly passionate about public school theatre??????

Kurt Hummel: Shut up

Kurt Hummel: I haven’t seen him since he left

Kurt Hummel: And that was after he told me he cheated on me and we still had to sleep in the same bed.

Sebastian Smythe: wait!!!

Sebastian Smythe: what!!!!!!!

Kurt Hummel: What?

Sebastian Smythe: you SLEPT IN THE SAME BED????

Kurt Hummel: Yelling is so uncouth

Sebastian Smythe: good thing im type yelling and not shouting into the classroom

Sebastian Smythe: and i think youll find im very couth

Kurt Hummel: I forgot you have school

Kurt Hummel: We can talk about this later

Sebastian Smythe: no I wanna talk about this now

Sebastian Smythe: school is dumb

Sebastian Smythe: im so bored

Kurt Hummel: I thought Dalton was all about excellence

Sebastian Smythe: yeah that’s crap

Sebastian Smythe: let me help you in your dilemma

Sebastian Smythe: even if I really don’t understand how im qualified to give any advice

Kurt Hummel: You know everyone in the situation, nuances that cant really be relayed to people that haven’t lived through the drama

Sebastian Smythe: oh I do?

Kurt Hummel: Me, Blaine, Rachel, Finn, the rest of Glee Club

Sebastian Smythe: finn and rachel are over too?

Kurt Hummel: Oh yeah

Kurt Hummel: They still love each other though

Sebastian Smythe: and you still love blaine?

Kurt Hummel: I don’t know.

Kurt Hummel: I think I need closure.

Sebastian Smythe: is him cheating on you with some random guy not closure??

Kurt Hummel: You are so mean

Sebastian Smythe: sorry it’s a habit

Sebastian Smythe: i meant

Sebastian Smythe: yes please go let him explain himself so you forgive him and inevitably get back together

Sebastian Smythe: i support you

Kurt Hummel: Okay Rachel thinks that it’s a bad idea

Kurt Hummel: Because she got closure that I didn’t get!

Kurt Hummel: She flew to Lima and demanded closure me and Blaine just ended and I still have all these questions

Kurt Hummel: Why wasn’t I enough for him? Was our relationship not special enough to keep him from hooking up with someone else? How far did they go because if its just kissing does it really count?

Sebastian Smythe: of course it counts!!!!!

Sebastian Smythe: if blaine kissed me would that count as cheating

Kurt Hummel: ….Okay you’re right it totally counts

Sebastian Smythe: im not going to kiss blaine though

Sebastian Smythe: even if I had the opportunity

Kurt Hummel: That doesn’t make me feel better why would you have the opportunity

Sebastian Smythe: i wouldn’t!!

Kurt Hummel: Sebastian is there something you’re not telling me

Sebastian Smythe: yes

Sebastian Smythe: but i cant tell you

Kurt Hummel: Why?
Kurt Hummel: Is it about Blaine?

Sebastian Smythe: i don’t know

Sebastian Smythe: the new warblers captain is being all shifty about him

Kurt Hummel: You’re the captain of the Warblers.

Sebastian Smythe: no I am not

Kurt Hummel: Oh.

Kurt Hummel: I’m sorry

Sebastian Smythe: no its okay its what I deserve

Sebastian Smythe: i did a horrible thing

Kurt Hummel: I mean you said a horrible thing

Kurt Hummel: And that led to a horrible thing

Kurt Hummel: But you didn’t cause that

Sebastian Smythe: i was talking about the finn thing and blaines eye thing

Sebastian Smythe: but no that was bad too

Sebastian Smythe: so comeuppance is needed

Kurt Hummel: Oh…

Kurt Hummel: Sorry for bringing it up then

Sebastian Smythe: its okay

Sebastian Smythe: dave is doing better, we’ve talked

Kurt Hummel: That’s a relief to hear

Sebastian Smythe: anyway!!!! back to your dilemma!!!!

Kurt Hummel: If you want to talk about your life we can

Sebastian Smythe: actually I would rather swallow glass I think

Kurt Hummel: I’m just saying, it isn’t all about me

Sebastian Smythe: you texted me first! specifically to ask this question!

Kurt Hummel: Yeah

Kurt Hummel: I think I was looking for more of blind support in my obviously bad decisions

Sebastian Smythe: well that is not going to come from me

Sebastian Smythe: you know youre being dumb

Sebastian Smythe: BUT when this inevitably crashes and burns and blows up in a violent fire, we can hang out while you’re not 612 miles away

Kurt Hummel: I kind of forgot that you’re a real person

Sebastian Smythe: very real and very handsome

Kurt Hummel: That is debatable

Sebastian Smythe: no I don’t think it is

Kurt Hummel: Your hubris will get you one day

Sebastian Smythe: it already did

Sebastian Smythe: did i do the advice?

Sebastian Smythe: are you coming to ohio?

Kurt Hummel: Yeah that was never up to question

Kurt Hummel: Of course I’m going

Sebastian Smythe: hit me up while youre in town

Sebastian Smythe: we can finally have that debrief I wrote notes for

Kurt Hummel: Thank you

Sebastian Smythe: don’t thank me

Sebastian Smythe: comeuppance

Kurt Hummel: Yeah sure

*****

(October 8, 8PM)

Sebastian Smythe: i wont be at warbler practice on Saturday night

Head Warbler Hunter: And why not?

Head Warbler Hunter: It is mandatory.

Sebastian Smythe: whatever you are plotting I don’t want to be apart of

Sebastian Smythe: and I have plans

Head Warbler Hunter: You understand that this could put your solo at sectionals at stake.

Sebastian Smythe: yeah whatever

*****

(Friday, October 10, 2PM)

Sebastian Smythe: when is your flight

Kurt Hummel: It was this morning

Kurt Hummel: Thank you for asking

Sebastian Smythe: well I didn’t think you would want to spend more time in america’s armpit than you had to

Sebastian Smythe: what are you doing

Kurt Hummel: Spending time with my dad

Kurt Hummel: And my step mom and Finn

Sebastian Smythe: would you want

Sebastian Smythe: what about tonight

Sebastian Smythe: i want to see you

Kurt Hummel: Hello? Did you die?

Sebastian Smythe: no I didn’t

Sebastian Smythe: im watching something sorry

Kurt Hummel: What are you watching??

Sebastian Smythe: ted lasso

Kurt Hummel: Never heard of it

Sebastian Smythe: its about this football coach going to coach soccer in england

Kurt Hummel: Oh ew

Sebastian Smythe: no you don’t understand

Sebastian Smythe: it is wonderful
Kurt Hummel: And it’s about sports?

Sebastian Smythe: kind of but not really

Sebastian Smythe: its really about the players and the people outside of the game I guess

Sebastian Smythe: idk

Kurt Hummel: We should watch it

Kurt Hummel: Not on Netflix Party this time

Sebastian Smythe: and how should we do that

Kurt Hummel: You could come over

Kurt Hummel: Tonight

Kurt Hummel: If you’re not busy

Kurt Hummel: Don’t worry if you can’t though I know it’s a long drive or whatever

Sebastian Smythe: im not busy

Sebastian Smythe: are you sure your brother wont like

Sebastian Smythe: murder me

Kurt Hummel: Like 80% sure

Sebastian Smythe: that doesn’t give me a ton of confidence babe

Kurt Hummel: Don’t call me babe

Kurt Hummel: Just come over so I can make fun of your dumb straight boy show

Sebastian Smythe: its definitely not for straight boys

Sebastian Smythe: but okay if you insist

Sebastian Smythe: what time

Kurt Hummel: Whenever

Sebastian Smythe: okay ill be there

Kurt Hummel: Cool.

Sebastian Smythe: cool