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You hold your arms out "Can I hug you?"
Paradox stares at you for a long moment. He leans down to look at you. With a cheeky grin and a click, he pulls you into a hug. The two of you continue your ghost hunt. You manage to get footage of a plastic cup falling over in the gift shop. The fantom sound of splashing was heard. And you managed to get whispers.
Paradox removes the camera from your shoulders "Thank you for coming tonight. You can come with the group when we come back. This will be great training for some of the newer members like yourself."
You stare at Paradox's ass while he's not looking "Sounds fun. Paradox?"
Paradox turns to look at you "Yes?"
You bite your lip "What gender do I look to you?"
Paradox looks you up and down "Given the masculine and feminine features you possess combined with your voice and height... I'd have to guess you must be a hermaphrodite of some sort."
You nod "I am! Are you ok with that?"
Paradox turns to look at you "I already expressed my attraction to you. Your gender or genitals has nothing to do with that." He crouches down to your level and leans in close "I'll lick, suck, rub, thrust, and fuck anything you have." Paradox kisses your cheek "Aristotle noted that “personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.” Perihelion, your reviews are glowing."
You blush and cover your face "Fuck me running."
Paradox chuckles "That might actually happen in the future. Is there anything you need to get from your home?"
You nod "Just something to sleep in."
Paradox runs his fingers through your hair "I can provide you with sleeping clothes."
You blush "Oh, alright! That's fine with me."
Paradox holds the passenger's door open for you with a click of his tongue "Great! The library is closed tomorrow so we can sleep in."
You buckle up as he enters the driver's seat "Sweet."
You look into the woods and feel uneasy. You would hate to run into that frog prick again. Paradox puts a gentle hand on your shoulder at a crossroads "I'll keep you safe."
You look over at him "I trust you. That frog was just unnerving." You blush "Although it was pretty sexy watching you backhand that turd."
Paradox blushes "Sexy? Me?"
You nod "Yes. Sexy, attractive, and desirable."
Soon the two of you reach the Library. Paradox pulls into a garage in the back. Inside you can see a Mustang, a van, a Vespa, a motorcycle, and a standard car you don't recognize the make of. You exit the van and follow Paradox through a door into a large storage room. Paradox takes you through another door that leads to the main floor of the library. Three feet to the left is the elevator. You can hear the faint murmurs of Sun running a game.
Paradox leads you to the elevator. Inside he takes a key out and unlocks a small panel on the elevator controls. Inside is a button with the number B2. He pushes the button and the elevator goes down. The elevator opens to a living room. In its center is a large couch in the shape of the letter U. A large TV hangs on the wall in front of the couch. Behind the couch is a wet bar full of colorful bottles. Paradox shows you around the underground home. Aside from the living room, there is a dining room, kitchen, and four bedrooms with their own bathrooms.
Paradox leads you to a door with the letter P "This is my room. S is Sun, M is Moon, and E is Eclipse." He puts his hand on the handle "My room is... unique."
Paradox opens the door and you peer inside. The walls are a deep purple color with black trim. Bones, little statues, various weapons, and other strange little items dot several shelves. The walls are littered with masks, tapestries, posters, and maps. The bed is a Victorian four-post bed with black bedding. A Tiffany lamp sits beside the bed. The room has two other doors leading to the bathroom and closet. You walk into the room followed by paradox.
Paradox rubs his arm "I know this is unusual for a date. Even more so for a first date." He smiles sheepishly "But I am enjoying our time together."
You begin to take your shoes off "Me too!"
"Dox? Are you home?" Eclipse asks as he knocks on the door.
Paradox rolls his eyes with a grin and opens the door "I'm home."
Eclipse puts a hand on his shoulder "How was your date?"
Paradox nods in your direction "Considering my date is not over yet, I think it's going quite well."
Eclipse looks down at you with a look of agitation "You brought them home? Isn't this going fast? Do you even have protection??"
Paradox laughs "We're robots! We don't get or transmit STD's. Besides, we had an encounter with a cryptid. I wanted them to stay the night for their safety."
Eclipse huffs "Those aren't real. I've never seen one."
Paradox crosses his arms "It's not my fault you choose to ignore them Clippy."
"I saw it. It was a big frog man! It tried to rip my arm off." You blurt out as you set your shoes aside neatly.
Eclipse raises a brow before turning to leave "Don't be too loud. Glad you're enjoying your date. We can talk later Dox. Goodnight."
Paradox chuckles "Goodnight, Clippy."
You smile "You must be close."
Paradox slips his shoes off "We are twins despite not looking like it. We might have our spats but we love each other." Paradox enters his closet to get the two of you clothes.
You sit down on the bed "I can tell. It's cute how much he fusses over you."
Paradox tosses you a shirt and some shorts "This should fit you."
You take the clothes "Where would you like me to change?"
Paradox points to the bathroom "I'll go change in the bathroom. You can stay here and change."
You nod and begin to get dressed as soon as Paradox is in the bathroom. The clothes are soft and comfortable. It's a pair of black shorts with a flamingo on them and a grey shirt. Paradox enters the room wearing blue shorts and a black shirt. He blushes at you and clicks his tongue.
You blush as you stare at his legs "Gorgeous."
Paradox fiddles with the end of his shirt "Thank you." He turns the light off leaving only the Tiffany lamp on "I like to sleep on the right side. The top blanket is weighted. I do hope you don't mind."
You crawl under the blankets on the left side "Holy moly! This bed is softer than mine."
Paradox turns the Tiffany lamp off "I hope you don't mind. I'm not ready to be touched while we sleep."
You feel a little disappointed "Can I kiss your cheek goodnight?"
Paradox rolls over to face you "No. I'm sorry."
You nod "It's alright. Do you have a spare pillow? I sleep better with something in my arms."
Paradox sighs in relief and passes you a pillow "Thank you for understanding. It means a lot to me."
You lie down and wrap your arms around the pillow "I'm a little disappointed, but I understand. Sleep well."
Paradox hums "Sleep well."
The Tiffany Lamp