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Annabelle: yurrrr
Oliver: shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
Annabelle: oh darn it
Annabelle: looks like my dastardly plans have been torn to shreds.
Annabelle: destroyed if you will.
Annabelle: been put to an end *wink*
Oliver: Annie babe wrong gc
Oliver: the rps in the other one silly giggles
Jude: god your both such little queers literally shut up no ones likes you tf
Annabelle: Jude?
Annabelle: darling ily an all but you are a lesbain
Nikola: Lesbian*
Annabelle: shut up clown
Nikola: Oh Annie You Sure Know How To Rile A ‘Girl’ Up *Blushes*
Oliver: wrong gc doll
Jude: shut up queer
Jude: nikky can do what ever they so please
Jude: a free ‘woman’
Jane: so true
Annabelle: @lesbians? question mark
Melanie: sure?
Julia: yea i love women
Nikola: Thank You Lesbians, We Must Stick Together Against The Cruelties Of The World
Annabelle: lesbians unite fr
Gerry: not like that wasnt lovely an all but
Gerry: what
Mike: shit up
Gerry: ????
Gerry: wtf
Mike: fuckinng wueer shut up oh my god i liter hate you so much shut up shut up shut up
Gerry: if ur gonna be that pressed atleast learn to spell
Gerry: literally a walking L
Mike: wtf are yoi, a 12 year old tiktok lid whi unironically calls himslef one of ‘Da boyz’
Mike: literlayy kys i hate you
Gerry: what did i even do to deserve this
Gerry: im innocent
Mike: you know exactly what you did whore
Gerry: the way that was the only thing youve spelled right in the whole time weve been here is really smth
Mike: SHIT UP BITCH ASS PUSSY ASS HOE YOU AINT SPECIAL YOU GET NO BITCHES YOU LITERALLY SUCK ASS NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOUR SHITTY AS BOX DYE HAIR AND YOUR BRIGHT GINGER ROOTS SHOWING THROUGH YOU LITERALLY SUCK SO MUXH SHIT UR UGLY ASS MOUTH
Annabelle: damn
Michael: now what the fuck is going down around here
Mike: nothing hehe
Gerry: yea dw lol
Mike: yea me and gerry over here eere just having a lovely frineldu chat :)
Jude: oh my lord
Helen: this is literally the funniest shit ever im ovulating
Oliver: fucking hell same
Jon: what is happening
Helen: GOD you are obvious
Martin: sigh
Martin: check dms jon
Jon: oh
Jon: lmao
Annabelle: jon you are such an old man
Annabelle: ik youre only like 15 or whatever ( bc IK you will point that out) but fucking hell
Jon: im literally only
Jon: oh
Nikola: Everybody Help! My Dads Are Trying To Throw Daisy Into Our Pit!
Mike: good
Mike: why ar wyou truing ti stop them
Nikola: You Misunderstand! I Was Asking If Anyone Wanted To Join In And Help My Dads!
Oliver: sure sounds fun
Michael: not only do i hate that little bitch (hehe) but also ur dads are kinda hot lets go
Mike: yea lets go
Gerry: yea quick
Mike: HA
Gerry: kys
Helen: is anyone going to talk ab the fact that Michael thinks nikolas dads are hot
Annabelle: they kinda are
Nikola: Annie! I Thought We Were Besties For Life! BFFS! Friends Till The End! Michael I Understand As Its An Absolute Freak! But You?
Annabelle: no i didnt mean it
Oliver: thats what they all say
Annabelle: Oliver Banks, if you dont shut your ugly ass, dry ass, crusted ass lips right now, i will personally come over to your form room and grab that superglue i know you keep in your blazer for some fucking strange reason and glue your mouth tight shut. you little whore i will kill you if you even say a singular word that isnt ‘yes ma’am’ or ‘im sorry ma’am’. do you understand?
Oliver: yes ma’am
Nikola: Okay Annie! You Have Won Me Over, You Are Now The /P Love Of My Life Again!
Annabelle: yay!
Melanie: and all was right with the world
Melanie: join us next time on ‘secondary schoolers on hardcore drugs!’