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Don’t let celestia see the chat
(Barbatos, Morax and 2 others are online)
Barbatos: Ok, I’m just saying, I would pay to see Morax in a dress
Morax: Keep you and your crossdressing ways OUT of my business
Yae: Homophobe
Morax: I am not homophobic, I just don’t like crossdressing
(Kusanali is online)
Kusanali: According to the akasha system, Morax spent a lot of time in the form of a woman around the time of the archon war
(Kusanali is offline)
Barbatos: OHSDHDSFHE
Yae: LOL
Ganyu: Well, you did walk into that one.
(Morax is offline)
Yae: No, come back, we’re not done with you :’(
Or me and Barbatos will corrupt Ganyu.
Ganyu: What do you mean corrupt me?
Barbatos: initiation
Ganyu: Into what???
Barbatos: :)
Yae: :)
Ganyu: Ok, now I’m scared.
Barbatos: Remember how I was really nice to you during the archon war and gave you the amos bow as a sign of good faith
Ganyu: Oh no.
Yae: and how you promised you’d help me if I ever needed it.
Ganyu: Oh fuck.
Barbatos: Welllllllllll
If we told you we want you to help us with something really important you wouldn’t really be able to deny us would you :)
Ganyu: Im regretting my life
Yae :o
Is that a lack of punctuation I see
Barbatos: our plans are working (っ＾▿＾)
Yae: we’re getting to her >:)
Ganyu: What plan? It sounds like you are just making this up on the spot?
Barbatos: SHHHHHH
Yae: Don’t be like that Ganyu :’(
Don’t you love me
Barbatos: I don’t think she does
Yae: THE HEARTACHE
Ganyu: OH FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, I’LL DO WHAT YOU WANT, STOP GUILT TRIPPING ME!
Barbatos: Gimme a sec, I’ll invite you
What's the point of being immortal if you’re ugly?
(Ganyu joined the chat)
(Ganyu, Barbatos and one other is online)
Ganyu: Ok, what now?
Yae: Read our rules
Rules of the chat
- All members of chat have a right of access to all information.
- Never get caught. NO I WILL NOT HELP YOU GET AWAY WITH MURDER-Yanfei
- Ignore Yanfei, she will help.
- DON'T SOAK CHAT MEMBERS! YES I’M TALKING TO YOU FOLCALOR!
- What happens in chat, stays in chat.
- Forbidden for the child to swear
Obligation to call Barbatos names!- Don’t insult the archons, there will be tsunamis and tornados. Again.
Kusanali is free game tho- It is forbidden to deny the child anything.
- Don't let Folcalor sulk.
Ganyu: Why would Folcalor sulk?
(Venessa and Folcalor are online)
Venessa: She watches animals hunt and cries when the prey gets caught
Folcalor: ITS SAD OK!
Yae: the almighty god of justice
Barbatos: archon of hydro
Yae: with domain over every ocean and sea
Folcalor: OK OK I GET IT! SHUSH
Venessa: Is your caps locked jammed or smth
Folcalor: CAPS ARE WONDERFUL THX YOU VERY MUCH
Venessa: ( ; ¬_¬)
That's the hill you want to die on?
Ganyu: You can’t blame her.
Sitting in a courtroom with a stick up your ass will push it up so far it sticks. It must hurt.
Also, who is in the chat? And what exactly is this chat for?
Barbatos: HA!
Yae: WE’RE KEEPING HER
(Kusanali is online)
Kusanali: Why is the desert being hit with a tsunami
Again
Also, chat members are me, Barbatos, Focalors, Yanfei, Venessa and now you. We try to cause as much chaos as possible.
Folcalor: FUCK
SHIT
GIMME A SEC, I’LL DEAL WITH THAT.
DONE :)
(Yanfei is online)
Yanfei: Do I sense a lawsuit?
Folcalor: NO YOU DON'T
IM SORRY
PLEASE
WHAT WOULD MY PEOPLE THINK IF THE GOD OF JUSTICE GOT CAUGHT UP IN A LAWSUIT
Barbatos: :)
Yae: :)
Folcalor: NO
Ganyu: :)
Yanfei: :)
Venessa: :)
Kusanali: :)
Folcalor: FUCK
Mondstat Vision Users NO UNDER 13s
(Severelyoverworked, Batmanripoff and 2 others are online)
Severelyoverworked: Why is Lesser Lord Kusanali suing Folcalor for damages?
Asimplebard: :)
(Asimplebard is offline)
Severelyoverworked:…
Batmanripoff: I need a drink.
Drunkard 1: i thought you didnt drink
Batmanripoff: Fuck you Kaeya, I hope you die.
Drunkard 1: Rude :’(