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1. The night always ends up escaping by petitesirene

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   29 Oct 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Anton (What We Do in the Shadows)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Viago/Vladislav (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Anton & Werewolf Pack (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Deacon Brucke & Stu (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Anton (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Stu (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Declan (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Nathan M (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Werewolf Pack (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Vladislav (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Viago (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Deacon Brucke (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Nick (What We Do In the Shadows)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Original Non-Binary Character
   • Mixed Media
   • Has Texts Images and Artifacts
   • Epistolary
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • French Characters
   • Queer Characters
   • Non-binary character
   • Mélusine Folklore
   • French Medieval Lore
   • I Stray From Canon Werewolf and Vampire Lore When I Want
   • Original Serial Killer (Referenced Only)
   • It Will Be Painfully Clear I Last Studied French 25 Years Ago
   • It Will Also Be Painfully Clear I Am Not from Aotearoa/New Zealand
   • No Katherine or Pauline
   • Gratuitous Falsettos Reference in Summary

   Summary

   It's July 2015, and Anton definitely isn't looking for one more thing to worry about when Vlad tells him to play escort to his 40th-generation removed grand-niece, Mielle, who is visiting from France after having "finished at the university," but she is not what he expects, and they may be able to help each other recover from the trauma of their respective supernatural curses and find true love with one another while bringing together a found family of homosexuals, women with children, short insomniacs, and a teeny-tiny band of beings both supernatural and otherwise.

   The Mélusine legend is real and ongoing. There is an ancient family of werewolves in France, and one of them is a world-class nose. Unfortunately, another one is a serial killer. Vlad is a lecherous and overprotective spinster aunt who overuses emojis, and Viago WILL take his phone away when needed. Werewolves ARE Swearwolves. And the Lesbian Werewolf Collective of Wānaka will be having DISCOURSE with the Central Otago Witches' Coven about the Annual Spring Bake Sale (and more).

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   English

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