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The powerful mistress of magic couldn’t sleep and this time it wasn’t because John was crying or because Mary was hungry. She couldn’t sleep because she got into a fight with Dick before going to sleep. She told him not to move the kids to much because they were just done eating but he keep playing with the twins and at the end…both puked into the couple and the room, it was a mess and then the babies started crying. Then, he was mad at her because she got to distracted with Mary that she forgot to change John’s diaper while Dick went to buy some groceries. Bottom line, they were on their bed giving their back to the other.
Usually, both would be moving around the bed after a fight, both unable to catch some rest. Back on their apartment, sometimes he would go to the couch, to the manor or to the dirty warehouse…other times she would spend the night with Dinah, Donna, Artemis, Raquel, The Cave (before it got destroyed) or her room at the Watchtower (which it’s only use was to have sex with Nightwing between shifts). She turns around and sees Dick deeply sleep, tightly hugging his pillow, a pinch of jealousy reached her heart…was she really jealous of a pillow? Yes. That pillows was in her rightful, and favorite, place.
Sigh*
She tries to sleep but she couldn’t, she thought for a second to go and sleep with the twins in their room but that’s when reality hit her. Dick was sleep, meaning that he was tired, just like her…he loved the twins just as much as her and he didn’t mean to make them puke, John and Mary were fulling the room with giggles and in Dick’s defense, John’s diaper did slip her mind.
Sigh*
She thinks back to all the fights, the small ones, and 6-7 of those occasions, Dick was the bigger person and twist his arm for her. Leaving his pride and cuddle her when she was cold, giving his jacket when she didn’t brought hers, giving her his food after she told him that she didn’t want any. They weren’t really mad at each other, it was just the stress of being new to the whole parenting thing and Conner’s demise. And tomorrow, or later that day, they will be going on their first family trip, she didn’t want to start that being mad at each other.
Sigh*
Zatanna got up from the bed, and walked around the bed and stood in front of him. Gently, she tried to get rid of the pillow without waking him up, she failed. Dick half opened his eyes, he thought that Zatanna was ready for round 3 because the moment she realized that he was awake, she left the subtlety and took the pillow from his arm and throw it to the other side of the room.
Grayson was about to protest but stopped the second he felt Zatanna wiggling herself into his arms, taking his pillow’s place. She tangled her legs with his, and face him, she buried herself on his chest and took a big sniff of his scent, something that worked as an aphrodisiac and relaxing aroma for her.
“I’m sorry. I know that you didn’t mean to make the twins cry and puke. I know that you feel awful about it and I shouldn’t have reacted the way I did”
Her voice was coming more as a whisper but it was loud enough for him to listen.
“I don’t want to start our first vacations with the wrong foot and you deserve an apology”
Dick hold her tighter.
“I own you an apology as well. We both have our hands full with everything and it’s normal to be exhausted and forget things or lost track of it. You are an amazing mom and I shouldn’t have lash out because of John’s diaper”
“We are still a team, right?”
Dick lowers his hands from her waist towards her butt and gives her a hard squeeze. She shivers with his touch, feeling his warm hands on her barely cover rear.
“Always”
She kisses his naked chest.
“I’d totally nail you right now if I wasn’t sooo tired”
“You nailing me? I’d totally leave you out for the count. If I had more energy, you wouldn’t even remember your name”
Her voice, her scent, her toned and juicy ass, were turning him on and his tiredness was starting to fade away. His warm, his strong and toned chest, his firm grip on her ass and his sword poking her was having the same effect on her…not to mention the fact that see him being such a good father has her bitting her lip harder every time.
“You feel pretty energetic down there honey…”
“I’m peckish for action…”
She lifted her head and meet his gaze for a couple of seconds before embracing each other in a hot make out session. She moved and straddled him.
Cries*
The couple break their kiss laughing.
“I’m guessing that they do have a super power…their timing is the worst”
Zatanna giggles on his ear, making everything harder for him.
“Don’t worry. I got this and then you better get me”
She was about to get off his lap but he took her lips in another deep kiss.
“WE got this and I’m getting you in our trip”
“Are you sure that you got everything, Piccola?”
“Yes, dad. Dick already went through the list a thousand times and I used my magic to pack. You don’t have to worry”
“I’m any case, if you need anything, do not hesitate in calling me”
“I’m sorry that we are not taking you with us, Sir”
“Don’t be sorry, Richard. I’m glad that you are keeping your part of our agreement and having your time the two of you or well…the four of you”
“Five. Pocus is coming too…the twins got her hostage”
Dick signals to the inside of the SUV to John and Mary holding an oversized bunny.
“But now that I think about it…Dick? Did you gave Pocus a cape with a carrot symbol on it?”
“I thought it was you”
Zatara turns beet red.
“It was my doing…”
The couple looked amused to the seasoned magician.
“Huh? Why?”
“Well…when I play and entertain my grandchildren…I tell this story about a super hero, that is a bunny an-“
“Wait! You mean Captain Carrot?”
Zatanna blushes furiously.
“Captain who?”
“It was Zebra’s-“
“No need to tell that story now! Are you sure that you are going to be fine in your own?”
She was preoccupied for her father.
“Yeah. I had an appointment with Dinah, and another with Alfred. Don’t worry, it’s going to be nice to have some peace-but don’t get me wrong…I’m still much prefer the chaotic environment with Mary and John”
“Fine but if you need anything, you are calling us or we are not leaving you alone ever again, ‘kay?”
“I swear. Now, go and enjoy your trip”
The couple said their last goodbyes to Zatara before starting their trip.
“I haven’t notice how big the SUV truly is…”
“Ha! What are you even talking about Zee? The first thing that you did after I got the SUV, besides mocking me, was having a lot of sex in…well every part of the truck; front seats, back seats, trunk, on the hood-“
“Okay. I get it but pardon me but my mind was in somewhere else…really really far from here, as usual with you”
Dick took her hand and kissed it before placing his hand on her tight.
“So…”
“So…?”
“Who’s Captain Carrot?”
“You should’ve consulted me when you were planing to buy this…the color isn’t bad but maybe if it were purple or I don’t know…”
“Don’t changed the subject and I already told you that it was a surprise”
They stood silence for a couple of seconds.
“Captain Carrot?”
“Fine! When I was little, I loved bunnies since my dad first pulled one from his hat-“
“And you bite your dad because it was too adorable”
“Yeah…after that I beg him for a pet rabbit but he would decline because he told me that I wasn’t mature enough to take care of another living being and because he was scared after I try to save one from the forest”
“The one that was hurt from hunters and use your magic to heal it back to normal?”
“That one. My dad was worried that I’d use my magic to bring it back to life in case of an accident or if it died from old age”
“So you had an imaginary friend? A imaginary bunny?”
“No. I was allowed to play with the bunny from my dad’s trick but only after hours of practicing magic…and well Captain Carrot was her name and was my partner in solving crimes, she was adorable and strong and I played that we were detectives solving crimes”
“How am I learning about this just now?”
“I didn’t want you to mock me”
“Mock you? Why? It’s so adorable Zee, I just fall harder for you and you know about my animal friends at the Circus”
“Yeah but you didn’t dress them as super heroes or stuff like that”
“That’s because some of them already had clothes on…in any case, I guess that your dad got nostalgic and remembered that…after all, Mary is your living image”
“You say that as if Johnny wasn’t your clone…9 months inside me and he looks exactly like you”
“What were you expecting? I’m his father”
“They both could’ve look like me”
“Johnny has your beautiful eyes”
“And Mary has your hypnotizing eyes”
“You picked an amazing place, Dick”
Zatanna beamed watching the almost empty beach.
“Of course. Gotta make this trip memorable”
The couple set themselves under a palm roof with the babies deeply sleep in their carriers and Pocus on her mother’s arms.
“And my cuties are just way too adorable!”
The babies were wearing their own set of sailor suits. Upon hearing her mother’s shrieks, Pocus jumped out her arms into the safety next to John and Mary while Zee got closer to her husband and took advantage of him and bite him again.
“Auch!”
“Don’t be such a baby. I didn’t bite you that hard”
“The mark on my arm begs to differ…would you stop biting me?”
“I don’t know…are you going to stop biting me?”
She smirks at him and Dick responds was to give her his arm for her to bite. He closes his eyes waiting for the upcoming pain but instead she pulled his arm and embrace him in a hot kiss that ended with her softly bitting his bottom lip.
“We both know that there are much better places to bite than just the arm, handsome”
“You tease…”
“You haven’t seen anything yet”
Without breaking eye contact, slowly, Zee starts to strip taking first her top off, showcasing the top of her biking and then she turns around to take off her short but rubbing her butt against his crotch while at it.
“Liking what you see, Mr Grayson?”
“Lovin’ it”
Zatanna stroke a couple of poses for him. Dick shorts only felt smaller, the sexy magician push him to the chair and sit on him, grinding him and taking his ear with her teeth.
“I need someone strong and handsome to help me with my tan lotion…do you know any gentleman around here?”
She purred into his ear before getting up and lying on her stomach on a towel on the sand.
“Give me one sec…hon and I’m helping you”
“Why? Is there any problem, baby?”
“You know what problem I have”
She bites her lip, she already feel him poking at her butt a few moments ago.
“Then I guess I’d have to ask someone else for help…I don’t want to underestimate the sun and getting burnt”
Dick did his best to hide his erection and help her out. She was playing with him and he was going to make her pay for it. He kneels next to her and puts some lotion on his hand and puts it on her back while giving her a gentle massage.
“You have the best hands, hubby. Don’t stop”
He keeps applying the lotion in all her body; her back, neck, in her endless long less and he lefts her ass to the end and takes advantage and grabs a handful of it.
“Someone is enjoying this way too much”
He keep massaging her rear before leaning to her ear and whispering.
“You said yourself. We can’t have sunburns…and if this sexy ass getting red, it’s because of the spanking and pounding is getting later…not some sun”
Zatanna was beyond turn on and received the message loud and clear, she wasn’t the only one able to play the teasing game.
“Okay. All good…”
He softly spanks her before getting up.
“Are you sure? I think you have missed a couple of spots…you are never too cautions”
“Nah. Everything is good, for now but let me take my shirt off. I’m starting to feel the heat around here”
Slowly, he takes off his shirt, showing his toned figure, full of muscle. Zatanna lose it and drop some blood from her lip. Doesn’t matter if she sees him shirtless everyday, she will never get tired of watching him.
“Liking what you see, Mrs. Grayson?”
He cockily smiles at her but her mind was to focus on his body to come up with a smart and proper remark.
“I-I-I don’t know how y-you convince me of this…t-the kids”
Zatanna moans and pants as she and Dick are having sex on the sea. Dick convinced her of having some action in the sea, they were deep enough for the water to cover their bodies and there weren’t to many waves.
“They are okay. Captain carrot is on watch duty and we are seeing them from here besides all the protection spells you and your father put on them…”
Dick tried to relax her as he keeps pounding her and kissing her. He was carrying her and they were face to face.
“Ssssstilll…ahhh-“
That was Zatanna’s second coming after they started doing it.
“Hurry up, we need to watch the kids…”
She regretted those words as soon as they left her mouth. Her tone of voice sounded more annoyed that she intended, she was enjoying their love session too much but her tone didn’t sound like it.
“You are right. We better get back with ‘em”
Annoyed and offended Dick pulled out of her and leave a stunned magician as he keeps walking to the shore.
“Wait! You haven’t-“
“Don’t worry about it. You did and it’s what matters. We have to watch the kids, right?”
Judging by his tone, she knew that she screw it and ruined the moment.
“Are you still mad at me?”
She put her best baby pleading face. They were in one restaurant eating.
“I’m not mad at you. I’m in serious mode, gotta keep an eye on you, John, Mary and Pocus because something might happen to you and it’s not going to be on my watch”
Zatanna didn’t want to push the matter and just keep eating. Despite his tone, his attitude during the day with her and the kids she could tell that he was enjoying the family time as they did bunch of fun activities, he didn’t seem so upset but her bond and years knowing him told her otherwise. He was somewhat happily playing with the kids, signaling them all the lights and making faces to them.
“The twins are sleep…we can have some fun now and finish what we started”
They were back to their hotel room and the couple was getting ready to sleep.
“Not now, Zee. I don’t want to get too distracted while watching our kids”
“Okay. This is ridiculous! I’m sorry for what I say, I didn’t mean it to say it like that but you are behaving like a kid and throwing a tantrum. You know that we always looks for the other’s enjoyment so we both have an unbelievable time”
“I’m not mad because I didn’t get off Zee”
“Then what‘s the problem?”
She sits next to him as she calms herself.
“I-…what you said make me think or believe that I’m not caring enough for our kids and I don’t know…I know that you didn’t meant it like that but it make me feel as if I weren’t as good as a parent as you are…”
Zatanna smacks him.
“Ouch!”
Then she hugs him.
“Don’t be silly. You are an amazing and caring father. I know that you are always taking care of us and you know that your arms are my safe place…”
She takes his hand.
“You know that I don’t even trust my dad, Alfred or anyone to watch the kids or leaving them out of my sight. I only trust you because I know you better than anyone and I know that nothing will ever happened to us with you on our side”
She kisses his cheek.
“Thanks and sorry for my jerktitude. I guess I ruined our first day”
“Don’t be silly. You didn’t ruin anything; the twins had a blast, you showed them too much today, we played a lot as a family, we took a ton of cute pictures and we have so much fun”
She starts pecking his face.
“If anything this day was success and even more know that we make clear that you are the perfect dad and partner”
“Thanks”
“You are welcome…now, what about we finish what we started? The score is 2-0, in your favor and my reputation is on the line, I can’t have that”
She pushes him on his back on the bed and makes out with him, she straddles him and he roams his arms all over her body.
“Wait! I have a surprise for you. Dnib mih!”
The covers and blankets from the bed turned into ropes that hold the man on his place. Tightly securing him his arms and legs.
“What are you-“
She interrupts him with a kiss.
“Your almost sister in law give me an amazing gift this last Christmas and now it’s the time to open it…won’t take long, handsome”
She got up and sprinted to the bathroom, leaving him tied up in bed. After a couple of minutes, the magician got out the bathroom, stunning her husband with her new wardrobe.
“I’m Zatanna of Themyscira and man are not allowed on the Amazon’s Island”
She was wearing an Amazon armor, likely stolen, her bustier was just like Wonder Woman’s with the battle skirt, the knee high boots and the bracelets.
“Who send you? Are you trying to steal our secrets? It doesn’t matter…after I’m done with my interrogation, I’m going to know all your secrets”