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2022-11-21
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Chaotic christmas day

Summary:

Christmas with the Davidsons and what does eveytone get??

Chapter 1

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It's Christmas day at the Davidson household. Everyone is gathered around the Christmas tree and ready to receive their gifts. Eliza has been chosen this year to be the Santa because it is her first year in the family. She starts by giving Davidson a key.

"What the fuck can I do with a key?! I asked for alcohol!!!!"

"Oh you dumb ass." Maahi replied. "It's a key to your new wine celler which by the way is fulled to the brim with vodka."

Davidson ran down to the celler and instantly stopped caring about Christmas, he wanted to get drunk.

Next Eliza handed Maahi a wedding ring set with attached divorce papers for every ring. Maahi started to tear up. It was the perfect present. Now she could get married as much as she wants.

Eliza then went up to Mikeala and gave her an entire eastlands worth of lollies.

"What the FUCK and I gonna do with this???!!!!!"

"it's for your business. To lure children to your basement. It was my idea actually."

Mikeala ran over and hugged Sam. She then quickly ran out of the house, she couldn't wait to get some kids.

Eliza then went up to Sam and gave her a set of business cards. Sam hated it but didn't have the heart to say, so she just put on this weird fake smile.

"Oh Sam." a drunk Caden explained."It looks like a regular business card unless the person is high, then the card directs them to their business to get more drugs.

Sam absolutely loved her present and ran to Eastland to start giving out the cards.

"Wait, where is Davidson?" Aayla asked and everyone went down to his vodka celler to investigate.

Caden instantly started chugging the vodka while everyone else went looking for Davidson. They found him passed out in a pool of his own vomit because he had already drank half of the celler. They then noticed that Caden has just drank the other half and they were both passed out. They decided that they didn't give a shit and went back up for their presents.

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Summary:

More presents time!!!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

After loosing Davidson and Caden to an alcohol binge, the Davidson's decided to go back upstairs and continue their gift giving.

Eliza went to the tree and picked up a huge box of wine. She went over to Aayla who started to tear up due to the memories of her lost anime boys who were turned into wine.

"Thank you." she tearfully said. She instantly chugged one bottle

Next Eliza went up to Jessie and gave her a ginormous baggie of suspicious white powder. Sam had to hold back Mikaela who was basically trying to run at the baggie and grab it.

'It's yours, not Mikaela's."Eliza explained. "So now if you eat it all, she has no right to eat you."

Jessie screamed in joy and quickly started to consomme some of it.

Mikaela broke free of Sam's grip and ran for Jessie, and bit her head off. Everyone screamed as Mikaela started consuming all of the suspicious white powder.

Maahi went over to Mikaela and smacked her straight across the face and grabbed the baggie of suspicious white powder.

A full blown fight broke out as everyone scrambled for the suspicious white powder.

Sam cried in the corner as her plan for a peaceful Christmas was slowly destroyed. Caden drunkenly stumbled into the room, saw the baggie and joined in the chaos.

'GUYS!!!" Sam screamed. "I hope you realise I have enough suspicious white powder for all of you!! There is no need to fight!!!!"

So everyone went to Sam's business and consumed all of the stuff. Sam was upset by this but it was better than everyone trying to murder each other.

Eventually it had been 2 minutes (That's how much time it takes for them to consomme 20000 pounds of sus white powder) they went back to the house.

They went down to the wine celler to find Davidson, but he was gone!

They explored around the property for a bit and found him humping a trashcan.

"TRASHCAN!!!" screamed Maahi.

Notes:

Stay tuned for the next chapter.