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wednesday @addamswed
I do not understand Twitter

> enid @sinclairics

  you got twt!?!?!? :0 yayayayayay

| @sinclaircs  

  I was tired of hearing your begging

| @addamswed

  awwwwwww :))

> eugene @beeslvr  

 yay!!!!! now we can match pfps :D

| @beeslvr

  We will do no such thing

| @addamswed

  its oki ill let the idea grow on u :D

| @beeslvr

   The only thing growing is my dislike for this app

 enid @sinclairics

my best friend made a twitter account i'm so happy

 > ajax @snake4brains

  best friend my ass

| @snake4brains

DIE

| @sinclairics 

crying and heartbroken dni

> bia @SinclairKYS

  best friend? that's not what u told me last night

| @SinclairKYS

SHUT UP BIANCA

| @sinclairics

no <33333

> xavier @dckjks

  bst frnd !?!??!?! dnt mk me lgh

| @dckjks

LEAVE ME ALONE XAVIER

homos no sexual

enid

stop being mean to me

xavier

stp bng gay on main

ajax

no but also like stop being a baby and ask her out

enid

she could say no!??!??!?!?!??!

have u met weds!??!?!?!?!

she would say no or come up w a whole reason as to why she isn't girlfriend material

she did that to tyler

bia

we don't talk abt tyler here

tyler

fuck you

bia

ew i forgot u were still in this

kys

tyler

u first

ajax

stop it

both of u

now

i will turn u both into stone

tyler

ok mb

bia

im not apologizing 

i hate him

xavier

wht is hppng

enid

honestly 

idfk 

ajax

help?!

but srsly we r helping enid and her hopeless lesbian crush 

on a certain goth girl

xavier

L

enid

KYS

xavier

k

enid

no im sorry i love u lots

xavier

k

but y dnt u jst ask her out

lke she dsnt mnd bng w u enid

bia

exactly like

its pretty obvious she is soft and shit for u

she lets u onto her side of the room without wanting to kill u

enid

thats cuz 

like she needs help cleaning sometimes

she doesnt like the wet cloth

tyler

enid 

my stupid sapphic friend

she likes u

like a lot

bia

i agree with tyler

for once in his stupid life

tyler

why do u hate me

bia

theres a long ass list in my dorm 

maybe i'll show u sometime

tyler

die

bia

u first

xavier

sht up

tyler @bestgalpin

ten bucks enid doesnt ask her out

> enid @sinclairics

SHUT UP 

| @sinclairics

fine five bucks

| @bestgalpin

pls ty i'm gonna do it

after she wakes up tho 

| @sinclairics

ur not gonna ask her out

| @bestgalpin

im not ur right

| @sinclairics

pussy

| @bestgalpin

real

after all u are what u eat

| @sinclairics

i hate u

bia @SinclairKYS

weems hates me

> bia @SinclairKYS

i literally went into the fencing room and she said srry its closed <3 

i just want to fence 

> xavier @dckjks

u wntd to say kys

| @dckjks

i did very badly

| @SinclairKYS

ik jst say it ltr 

| @dckjks 

maybe thank u xavier

| @SinclairKYS

yr wlcm

wednesday @addamswed

Enid has been making me listen to this band she enjoys. It's enjoyable

This tweet has been deleted

bianca barclay's twt ;;

bia @SinclairKYS

#1 enid sinclair hater (joke)

enid sinclair's twt ;; 

enid @sinclairics

pretty girls r my type

wednesday addams' twt ;;

wednesday @addamswed

I hate this

tyler galpin's twt ;;

tyler @bestgalpin

no homo (with homo)

xavier thorpe's twt ;;

 xavier @dckjks

boy kisser & ur fav loser

ajak petropolus' twt ;;

ajak @snake4brains

alina starkov's pr manager

eugene otinger's twt ;;

eugene @beeslvr

i love bugs :)

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enid @sinclairics

ajax stop making me watch shadow and bone every tuesday challenge go

> ajax @snake4brains

no its a good show ur just a loser

| @snake4brains

please i'm begging 

can we watch shameless instead

| @sinclairics

i'm inviting tyler if we watch shameless

> tyler @bestgalpin

invite me if u watch shameless

i LOVE shameless

| @bestgalpin

i hate u

wednesday @addamswed

Enid delete that picture of me 

> wednesday @addamswed

Please

> enid @sinclairics

okokokokok

i will

anything 4 u best friend <3

| @sinclairics

<3

homos but no sexual

enid

HOLYSHIT
SHE SENT A HEART
IM SCREAMING
IM LIRERALLY
DYING RN
U DONT UNDERSTAND
HELP ME

bia

i love u enid

but also u should like

send that picture

Now.

enid

she was sleeping and she looked all

sweet and i just :((((

i love her so much 

u dont understand

tyler

she looks so

small

bia

we're all taller then her

enid

OH MY GOD
HEIGHT DIFFERENCE
IM

DEAD

xavier

she said pls to u

thts so swt

myb she lks u bck

bia

thats what ive been saying

like

enid

she likes u

she's just wednesday and is shit with emotions

enid

ur right

i have tons of silly pictures of her

well of both of us

tyler

and she lets u!??!?!

enid

yes

she does

does she not let u take pictures of her

tyler

no

bia

she says for us to go away b4 we can take any

xavier

its only u

jst u 

lke we said b4

she lks u alot

bia

also send those pictures of her pls

i love seeing wednesday not being 

yk

scary

enid

okokokokokokookok

bia

she's

so

not scary in those

aww

xavier

she isnt scry

jst

odd

we lv her 4 it thgh

tyler

sometimes i can not understand

a single thing xavier sends

xavier

KYS

dd u undrstnd tht

enid

guys no fighting

please

xavier

k

tyler

anything for u enid

wednesday @addamswed

Eugene got me a cake because of my Autism diagnosis

> enid @sinclairics

HELP

i love the cake

10/10

what flavor is it

| @sinclairics

Cookies and cream

I happen to really enjoy that favor

It tastes like dirt

| @addamswed

ofc it does

i hope u like it :D

| @sinclairics

Thank you Enid

<3

homos no sexual

enid 

she sent me a heart im crying

also she said enjoy

im

bia

help ive never met eugene b4 but i 

need to give him a hug or something

the cake is mad funny

tyler

we should get her smtg

for the autism diagonisis

xavier

no

u sty in ur lttl hs

and awy frm wed

tyler

dude

xavier

nt a dude

bt k

bia

anyways

its cool wednesday 

got a diagonosis

im happy for her

enid

me too!!!!

she just has low empathy 

and its ok

i love her anyway

tyler

ew

enid

SHUT UP

TYLER I WILL BLOCK U

AGAIN

tyler

NO WTF
IM SORRY!??!!?

enid

i hate u

like alot

<3

tyler 

but i dont hate u

!??!!??!?!?

bia

off topic again

my god

u guys need to stop fighting for 

three fucking seconds

enid, u should talk

to wed

enid

but like

this is rlly big news 

right?

maybe she would want some alone time

bia

doubtful

she loves being around u

didn't u guys literally cuddle together one night

enid

yeah but that was like

after everything that happened 

with her dad

bia

but nothing sinclair

be with her

and get out of my room

enid

im not tho?!?!?

bia

i can see u hiding in my bathroom

xavier

L

enid

im blocking all of u

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wednesday @addamswed

Enid and I are going to Starbucks. 
Would anyone want something?

> xavier @dckjks

i wnt mtcha ltte

| @dckjks

Of course Xavier

I’ll be sure to get you

your latte

> bia @SinclairKYS

iced mocha latte and a cake pop please

| @SinclairKys

Yes of course

> eugene @beeslvr

CAN I HAVE A CAKE POP

| @beeslvr

Yes of course Eugene. 

Would you also like a drink?

| @addamswed

no thx!! ty tho

| @beeslvr

You’re welcome

Make sure to tend to the bees today

| @addamswed

ty for the reminder!!!

love ya <3

| @beeslvr

You too

<3

tyler dni

bia

i hate enid and wed sm

they Need to confess

tyler

REAL

bia

plus seeing wed happy makes me

less hateful toward her

xavier

u dnt ht echothr thgh

bia

shut up

xavier 

no

wednesday addams placed her phone on the counter of the starbucks as she told the cashier everyones orders. she did not want to be here anymore. wednesday wanted to be in her bed, reading this new book her mother had sent her. 

  “will that be all?” the cashier named elise asked. enid nodded and handed the woman her card. “have a great day.”

  “you as well,” wednesday grumbled. she moved to the side, holding bianca and eugene’s cake pops. enid was beside her, telling her all about a new plot line in shameless. wednesday nodded politely. 

  “have you watched anything new or interesting, wendy?” the nickname caught her off guard. wendy? it was odd but she did not mind. 

  “i have been watching this odd show called beyblade: metal fusion. my brother has been interested in it lately for some reason. and it is interesting, i suppose.”

  “that’s awesome!!” enid sounded genuine but tone was never wednesday’s thing. neither was emotion. she was learning though. she recently had begun to mimic enid’s behavior. or attempting to. “im gonna head to the bathroom for a sec, okay? i’ll be right back! text me when they call our names!”

  “okay.” 

  wednesday did not have any games ln her phone. despite xavier asking her to download some app called roblox, she had no given into any else’s begging. only enid’s. all wednesday had on her phone were the basic iphone apps, some green music app, and twitter. she enjoyed her music app but twitter was not her preferred cup of tea. 

  “hey pretty baby,” a rough voice sung. wednesday found herself staring at the bathroom door, hoping enid would hurry up. “are you doing anything later? ‘cause i have plans of doing you.”

  “i’m not interested. please get away before i skin you and leave your body in a dumpster far away from here.”

  the rough voice shuffled away. wednesday felt. an emotion. she wasn’t sure why she felt it, as she’d never felt it before. wednesday addams felt unsafe. she quickly texted xavier, alerting them about her run in with a very strange man. 

  “wednesday? i have an order of drinks for wednesday.” she quickly raised her hand and took the drinks. 

  enid returned, now with pink on her lips. lipgloss. cherry flavored. “sweet every-things there!” wednesday nodded. 

xavier

wednesday

I ran into this very strange man. 

He said he would be doing me later. 

I told him I’d skin him. 

xavier

!!??!???

u tld a man u wld skn hm

wednesday 

Yes, I did. 

xavier

jst b sfe ok

ilysm

wednesday

Ilyt

enid @sinclairics

head empty only her

> bia @SinclairKYS

we know

| @SinclairKYS

good

wednesday @addamswed

I am not well. 

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eugene @beeslvr

wednesday and i r having a sleepover :D

> wednesday @addamswed

Eugene you don't have to share that with everyone

| @addamswed

sorry im just excited :)) 

we r gonna have so much fun

| @beeslvr

I suppose

enid

eugene

enid enid enid

enid

whats up

eugene

shes not feeling well

enid

who?

WENDY!?!?!??!

WHAT WHY

eugene

idk she asked if we could tend to the bees

but shes been more :( than usual

did smtg happen

enid

idk!??!?!?

u are her best friend eugene

maybe she'll tell u

eugene

im her best friend??

does that mean ur her girlfriend

:0

enid

nononono

thats not what i meant

god i would kill to be her girlfriend

eugene

keep talking like that and u will

def b her gf

killing is kinda her jam

enid

youre right

ofc youre right

eugene

im always right fym

enid

ehhh lets not push it ok?

eugene

rude

blocked

never talking to u again

enid

no please im sorry

please talk to me eugene

i Love talking to you

eugene

kk :]

but srsly if anything happens with her i'll keep u updated!!

enid

thank you!!!

xavier

enid

hey xavier

xavier

yh?

enid

i think wed is in trouble

xavier

wdym

enid

idk just a hunch

ur dorms close to eugenes

can u go check on them

xavier

k

enid

dry ass texter

xavier

im not 

kys

im not a dry txtr

enid

sure

also i will kms now 

xavier

k ill invt wed to ur fnrl

enid

no wait

i am not gonna kms

just go check on them pls

xavier

k

i will

enid

thank you

xavier @dckjks

i fnd them

> xavier @dckjks

wednesday shut down but dw we helped her 

> enid @sinclairics

wha!!??!?! is she ok

| @sinclairics

shes ok now

| @dckjks

thank god

wednesday @addamswed

How to kill a man in his sleep

> wednesday @addamswed

Is doing a sexual term?

| @addamswed

Noise cancelling headphones

| @addamswed

Neopronoun list

> bia @SinclairKYS

wends ?!?! this isn't google grandma

| @SinclairKYS

Oh

My mistake

I apologize

| @addamswed

its fine lol

wednesday @addamswed

I hate it here (she/bat/boo)

Latest Tweet

wednesday @addamswed

Pronouns are odd

> enid @sinclairics

OMG NEOS
I LOVE UR NEOS

| @sinclairics

Thank you Enid

| @addamswed

i have neos too!!!!

ve/vers and pup/pups :D

| @sinclairics

You're incredible Enid

:)

homos no sexual

enid

i am screaming kill me

bia

boo would

yk she would love that

enid

i know

im gonna ask her out soon

im 

i need bat to b my gf asap

xavier

gd lck

tyler

ofc u have dyed hair and pronouns

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wednesday @addamswed

How do I block Bianca?

> bia @SinclairKYS

STOP

| @SinclairKYS

No. Do not speak to me anymore

Your words will no longer be tolerated

| @addamswed

for once i never said anything

| @SinclairKYS

I am fluent in American Sign Language.

You signed several embarrassing things about me

| @SinclairKYS

i signed that you are the biggest lesbian i have ever seen

| @SinclairKYS

Blocked

| @addamswed

thank god u don't know how to work twitter

bia, xavier, enid, tyler, wednesday, ajak

tyler added wednesday

wednesday

I am going to murder you, Tyler.

I will leave your body for your father to find you.

tyler

all i did was add you to a group chat

bia

ha

u didnt block me

wens <333

wednesday

I do not have the energy to deal with you 

right now, Bianca. I shall do it later though.

Once Enid shows me how, of course.

enid

anything for u wendy :)

wednesday

:)

bia changed the group chat name to 'wednesday is the biggest lesbian ever'

bia changed the group chat icon to

wednesday

I regret telling you about this.

ajax

its ok wends <33

we support u pookie

wednesday

Do not call me pookie.

enid

wendy dont kill anyone pls

ajax

awwww

wendy

tyler

im so homophobic rn

xavier

dsgstng

bia

retweet

wednesday

I am blocking all of you.

enid

why am i with the sun lesbian flag

i'm not even a lesbian

bia

denile is a river in egypt, enid

enid

kys

wednesday

What flag is that?

bia

moon lesbian and sun lesbian flag

u have the moon one

sinclair has the sun one

i think its fitting

plus i made the picture hashtag lets go lesbians

wednesday

The flag on my face is quite pleasant to look at.

Thank you, Bianca.

bia

???????

ur welcome

wednesday

I am muting this chat. I know

how to do that, at least.

Plus, I do not like most of you.

enid

wendy we r ur friends silly

wednesday

Debatable

Plus it is my writing hour. I have to

finish my novel. Bye.

bia

bye bye wendy 😇😇

wednesday

Die.

bia

u first

wednesday

I have almost died.

Do not recommend. 

Despite popular belief, 

being stabbed is not fun.

ajax

u were stabbed!??!?!!?!?

wednesday

Yes

xavier

whn?!?! r u alrght

wtf

wednesday

I do not have to explain myself

enid

wends ur not using punctuation

!?

wednesday

You are distracting me.

Also, I was sending my messages in 

a rush, hence why no punctuation.

bia

okay but also

why'd u get stabbed

wednesday

This isn't storytime. Goodbye.

bia @SinclairKYS

guys i have discoverd my newest hobby

> ajax @snakes4brain

what is it

| @snakes4brain

those std things

like u put someones email in and stuff and they get 

a letter

| @SinclairKYS

help!??!?!?

no stop whatever ur planning

digital footprint

| @snakes4brain

ok and

this is so funny

i've been sending ppl from my 

... group

these letters

| @SinclairKYS

i take back what i said b4

good luck

if u need help i shall help

| @snakes4brains

ur a real one <3333

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ajax @snakes4brain

my pet snake has a crush on enid

> wednesday @addamswed

I'll kill it.

| @addamswed

y so defensive addams?

| @snakes4brain

I'm killing you instead.

| @addamswed

no wtf im sorry !?

wednesday is the biggest lesbian

wednesday

My Twitter account has been locked for a day. 

enid

what

the 

fuck

wednesday

I said I would kill Ajax

ajax

L

wednesday

I'm going to your dorm

ajax

no wtf

pls im sorry

wednesday

No

ajax

fuc k

bia

damn

i always thought it would be tyler 

tyler

STOP

xavier

dmn thts crzy

rip ajax

fly hgh alwys in our hearts 

<33

ajax

K ILL YOIUR SLEKF

enid

wendy is over there

ajax is gonna die

rip

wednesday

i did not kill him

enid

YOURE NOT TALKING WITH PROPER GRAMMER???
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

wednesday 

ajax turned off auto cap and i do not know how to turn it back on

i can't kill him now

because he is the only one who knows how to turn it back on

xavier

do u gys nt knw how to trn it off

bia

i just type everything manually

tyler

i'll start typing in auto caps 

right now, xavier.

bia

why was wends gonna kill u btw

wednesday

ajax say anything and i will stab you

ajax

she was jealous

wednesday

ajax

count your days

again

ajax

tbh im tired

do it

i have a algebra 2 quiz tmrw

enid

L

get better

ajax

wends kill me now please

wednesday

no it's not as fun if u ask

ajax

aw fuck u

wednesday

i'm asexual

bia

me too

tyler

bunch of queers

disgusting

xavier

nt wht u tld me lst nght

tyler

xavier 

shush

enid

wtf!??!?!?!

wednesday

i knew it all along

enid

its been wednesday all along

bia

so this groupchat is just abunch of queers

enid

we are missing yoko and divina

t4t couple

ajax

ill add them rn

ajax added divina and yaku warner to the groupchat

yaku warner

ajax why

divina

hi :D

wednesday

i will leave

enid

u will not leave

wednesday

do not tell me what to do, enid.

enid

awww :(

wednesday

i am not leaving, though.

some points were made, 

and thing is interested.

enid

gasp

:)

thing!!

my meow meow

tyler

never understood why u called ur cat thing

wednesday

i never understood how you still

have never kissed a boy, despite

you and xavier being quite intimate.

xavier

dmn thts crzy

she drggd ur ass

tyler

ur supposed to b on my side!?!?!?

divina

me personally, i would 

never let that slide

yaku warner

L

galpin only takes losses

tyler

i am blocking all of you

wednesday

liar

ajax

says u

wednesday

say your final prayers

divina ;; 

divina @divineintervention

she / i love my girlfriend

yoko tanaka ;; 

yaku warner @onevamp

they / i love my boyfriend

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wednesday addams is the biggest lesbian

bia

thornhill and i are beefing

enid

u have beef with everyone bianca

u have beef with mental health apps and everything

bia

BECAUSE ???
THEY DONT HELP ANYONE
THEY ARE MONEY LAUNDERING ASSHOLES

wednesday

i agree

it disgusts me to say that

tyler

real

bia

im blocking u

xavier

L + bozo + lsr

wednesday

i have no idea what those words mean

but i agree, again, disgusting

yako warner

what did thornhill do this time

bia

she scheduled a family conference

with

my

mom

wednesday

is this a similar situation to enid?

i will do what is needed, bianca.

enid

she threatened to harm my 

mother because she threatned

conversion therapy

hashtag trans

bia

oh em gee

im also hashtag trans

twinsies

ajax

theyre gonna form a club

tyler

add divina and we're good

divina

im here Cis White Male

wednesday

being all three is embarssing

xavier

real

as a nn cs boy kssr im jst bttr

wednesday

not really. 

you both are equally as annoying.

now bianca, what shall i do about

your mother?

bia

have fun with it

wednesday

i don't have fun.

but thank you.

you will see results in

fifteen minutes. 

enid

oh shit

rip ur mom

fly high

tyler

can we all stop having parental issues for ten seconds

bia

no

enid

no

xavier

no

ajax

not rlly 

tyler

understandable

bia

bia

why did my mom text me

about her getting a chicken corpse

and blood?

and also smtg abt an std test

wednesday

the chicken had been rotting in the trash for weeks.

i did not kill and the blood is something yoko gave me.

the std test was enid's idea.

that will certainly keep her away.

bia

u being nice scares me

wednesday

i am not being nice.

i just can not stand 

rude and disrespectful people

who clearly have no respect

for their children.

you're a great daughter, barclay.

bia

:(((

ur being so sweet

thanks wens

wednesday

you're welcome

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wednesday addams is the biggest lesbian

ajax

so

um

u guys wanna bail me out of detention

bia

what

enid

ajax!!??!?

i wouldve thought wendy and bia

or maybe yoko

not u tho

ajax

LISTEN.

i had to piss

really badly

and i got my period

so then the teacher wouldn't

let me out bc apparently there's no proof 

im on my period

felt the urge to kms

wednesday

so they were being discriminatory?

got it.

ajax

i mean

she didn't really know

that i'm intersex

wednesday

despite her not knowing, it 

sounded as though, she was still being

rude and disrespectful. she did not have

to know that you were intersex. 

ajax

ur right

what r u gonna do to her

wednesday

i could send thing to scratch her 

eyes out. it would be quite enjoyable.

enid

wendy don't kill anyone

just b nice :)

u can kill w kindness

wednesday

you're killing me with kindness

it is terrifying

enid

<333

love u too

wednesday

i love you more

<333

bia

ill bust u out

or we could like

ask tyler

he's pretty good at getting

what he wants tbh

yako warner

ew 

(i'll go get him)

bia

tysm yoko 

divina

honestly 

tyler should just transfer here

tyler

awww u guys want me :3

divina

i take back everything

i hope u die

tyler

ajax what room and floor

ajax

second floor, above the stables

room 230

tyler

got it

enid

oh no

wednesday

tyler

are u already downstairs

wednesday

i am already waiting in the courtyard.

hurry up.

tyler

literally On My Way!

wednesday

i do not like you enough to tolerate you

right now.

just hurry up.

i have to get ajax.

tyler

y do u wanna help her so badly

wednesday

do not worry about it.

tyler

awwww

u care abt ppl

like friends and shit

but on a much meaningful level 

proud of u

/gen

wednesday

breathe a word of this to anyone, 

and i will flay you

and leave your skin for the rats.

tyler

u have my word

ajax @snakes4brain

i love wednesday addams and tyler galpin

with my entire heart and more

 wednesday @addamswed

i apprieate that

she was delt with.

do not worry.

>  @addamswed

we should get married

> @addamswed , @snakes4brain 

away QUEER

my wife

> @sinclairics , @snakes4brain

i agreed to marry enid

for tax benefits

> @addamswed , @snakes4brain

only Ws for enid sinclair , ajax <3

tyler @bestgalpin

ill kiss u rn 

> @bestgalpin

lets smooch

> @snakes4brain

mwah

Nevermore @NevermoreAcademy

Students, if there is any problem with the staff

please talk to Headmistress Weems instead of causing

the teacher to confess in a Powerpoint during dinner.

ajax

ajax

link to NevermoreAcademy's Tweet

what did u do :0

wednesday

i made her realize her mistakes.

other than her own existence of course.

ajax

ur truly something else addams

yk that 

wednesday

so i've been told

ajax

srsly

thank ur 

so much

for everything

ur the best

wednesday

you're welcome

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homo no sexual

enid

i wanna ask boo out

so badly

bia

we know

bats gonna b so 

 surprised when u do

she's oblivious

literally the only person

who doesn't know abt ur 

mega crush on bat

tyler

real

go 4 it enid

xavier

huh

wht did i miss

bia

XAVIER!?!?
EHAT HAPPENED
WE MISSED U

tyler

i didn't 

fuck u

xavier

m kllng myslf good Bye

enid

xavier :D

xavier

i ws jst sleeping for a couple days

mb

i gt tired 

enid

idiot

eugene

wednesday

eugene 

would you like to go into town with me today?

i have a simple request

eugene

yeahyeahyeah!!!

whats the req :0

wednesday

i would like to buy enid a gift

eugene

u finally asked pup out???

wednesday

be quiet.

she might not want to be courted by me.

it might not work.

eugene

weds :((

she'll love u

ver's always so happy 2 b around u 

wednesday

i am not sure how.

i am not the kindest nor the nicest

to spend time with.

i can be

exhausting.

eugene

ur amazing weds :))

rlly!!!

wednesday

you are just saying that.

but thank you, eugene.

xavier

enid

YOU.

xavier

wht

enid

u told wendy to go to the

library didnt u

xavier

myb

y

enid

im making a gift for her :((

make her leave

xavier

god i hate Queers

enid

D:

xavier

sty mad

<3

enid

im telling tyler to cancel

ur birthday gift 

xavier

fine 

im cllng her now

enid

tysm

bia @SinclairKYS

enid plotting is terrifying

  enid @sinclairics

lying is a sin bianca

> @sinclairics

i'm gonna leak the gc

> @SinclairKYS

no please im sorry

wednesday

enid

wendy :0

do u wanna do movie night 

wednesday

ok

enid

what movie do ya wanna watch

wednesday

you can pick.

enid

we're watching scream 4 then :))

wednesday

ok

wednesday to wednesday

wednesday

she asked me out

to see my favorite movie

one of the best ghostfaces ever

i love her

i guess

enid @sinclairics

movie night w my roomie :)

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eugene

wednesday

i think i'm in love with enid

eugene

i knew it

happy 4 u stinky

wednesday

no

not happy

eugene this is horrible

i do not want to be calling her pet names in french

like my father and mother do

eugene

u can think tha

but itll b great weds

trust me

ur gonna b a great gf

wednesday

pup might not like me back

i do not think i could handle

rejection

eugene

she'll like u back

ok

ur amazing

have fun on ur date 

ilysm 

my fav not sister

wednesday

i hope you are right eugene

and ilyt

my favorite not brother

ajax

enid

AAJJAX

WHAT ID SHE DEST LIKE ME

IM GOM<MA KMS 

IM GONMAA DIE

CAN WE CALLE MY MOPM TO HATE CRMW ME FOR BEING A LEBIAN

PLEASW

I NEED TO BE TTOILDD TO GO TO HELL

ajax

erm...

enid calm down

bats literally so oblivious

and also please turn on autocorrect

yk i cant read ur texts when they're like this

enid

KYSS

thats not fynny

batis obliviouis but also

i wannkt to tell her ooww i feeln

badly

i rly lklpe her

love evn

also i forgoet how ti turn on autocoreect

mb stinky

ajax

its fine ml

i gotcu

i got my idiot bf xavier to help

(he's not my bf)

(tyler would kill me)

but srsly

if u love bat

tell xem

weds would srsly b happy

bat Smiles with u

not that creepy scary smile

genuine smiles

like the one u got a picture of from when xe were talking to her uncle

enid

ur prly eirght

but im also a little scard

for our fate latetr

what if they hat me 

wait nvm

weds cant hate me]ill cryigf xe do

ajax

im coming over

u need a hug and a whole ass pep talk

enid

i love u ajax

ajax

i love u too enid

xavier @dckjks

i Ht hppy cpls

tyler @bestgalpin

we're dating.

> @bestgalpin

ew

i ht gay ppl

> @dckjks

die

> @bestgalpin

ok i wll

Goodbye.

enid @sinclairics

SO TRUE XAVI

> @sinclairics

sht up ur aprt of ths

> @dckjks

im single...

> @sinclairics

nt 4 lng

> @dckjks

D:

tyler created a chat

tyler added bia, xavier, yaku warner, divina, rowan

tyler named the chat 'enid is a fucking loser'

bia

enid is so down bad it makes me sick

xavier

she mks me sck regrdlss

tyler

barks

bia

i should block tyler again

thoughts xavier

xavier

pls do

i cnt deal w hm today

tyler

OH WHAR THE FUVK

bia

anyways

i think that they're gonna get together 

like by the end of tonight

xavier

weds tld eugene abt hw mch bat lvd pup

so i mn lk thyll gt tghtr

ajax

enid is literally shaking crying throwing up bc of how

much she loves wednesday addams

it's so sickening

i hate puppy love

make them stop

i miss rowan

bia

i walked in on u and rowan once

stfu

i hate love

xavier

L

bia

u too xavier

i want love to stop

merry christmas

ajax

happy hannakah

xavier

hppy nw yr

tyler

i wonder how their date is going

i wonder if they're like holding each other

like when enid has nightmares n shit

i've been butt-dialed like seven times bc of 

their cuddling

bia

i'm gonna burn a gay flag

i hate love 

all of u are disgusting

i hate gay ppl

yaku warner

real

divina

i too hate gay ppl

all of the homos

Yuck

wednesday @addams_

cara mia

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enid 🔒 @iheartnaeyon

wejfjrbfkwef

she's so pretty

| enid @iheartnaeyon

im so in love

im gonna marry bat

> @iheartnaeyon

OH MY GOD BATS LYING DOWN ON MY LAP

wendy 🔒 @beethovenlover

i love her so much

pup makes me incredibly happy

| wendy 🔒 @beethovenlover

thank u ajax for teaching me how to create this private account

i do not want enid to see this

i adore that girl

> @beethovenlover

i am hiding in the bathroom

she is making hot chocolate for me

because she found out it is one of my favorite drinks

> @beethovenlover

she is singing that kpop song she enjoys

enid 🔒 @iheartnaeyon

sges been in the bathroopm for long time

i hope nothin gis wrobg

| enid 🔒 @iheartnaeyon

srry my hands r shaking

super shake

im so nervous

i want wednesday to like me

wendy :((((

> @iheartnaeyon

oh my god wendys back!!!!!!

> @iheartnaeyon 

i hate scary movies!!!!! >:((((

wendy 🔒 @beethovenlover

i found the song she was singing

eyes eyes eyes by twice

i read the lyrics

it is about girls i think

| wendy 🔒 @beethovenlover

enid is scared of the jill roberts

it is quite silly 

> @beethovenlover

she is holding my hand

pup is squeezing it

my heart is thumbing in my rib cage

 someone sedate me and murder me

enid 🔒@iheartnaeyon

erhgejkngkjlqrgljn

r;igijregnjqebgjreng

| enid 🔒 @iheartnaeyon

darling i would risk it all for u

| wendy 🔒 @beethovenlover

you are an idiot

cara mia

> @beethovenlover

HJBEGJENGIRKJ

i love u <3

> @iheartnaeyon

i love you too

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wednesday is the biggest lesbian ever

ajax

okay so freaks and losers

how was the date

enid

whaaaaaat are you talking about?

a date?

when did i have a date?

i don't partake in such activities

what are you implying, petropolus

bia

oh we're using last names now...

so there was no date between you and stupid lesbian over there

enid

im going to end my life in front of you

genuienly

tyler

womp womp

xavier

stfu oh my gd

rowan

stop the violence

guys this ISNT you

enid

are you quoting GLEE

to gay people, rowan

rowan

i fear i have made a grave error

ajak @snake4brains

we have been binging glee for the last three hours...

 | tyler @bestgalpin

   please let me go

   i hate rachel berry

    > @bestgalpin

   when the time goes, you will burn

wednesday @addamswed

i hate glee

   | wednesday @addamswed

     everyone is singing songs that don't make any sort of sense

    > @addamswed

      wendy ts show is ART

     > @sinclairics

       okay, enid

enid is a fucking loser

tyler

so they're dating right

bia

im getting strong homosexual vibes from wednesdays tweet...

yaku warner

no yeah they're tg

they were basically doing premarital hand holding on the tl

divina

stop slut shaming

yaku warner

IM NOT

well

bia

anyway.

they're not telling us they're dating for some weird rzn

i hate lesbians

divina

guess ill kms then

tyler

HA

bia

who the fuck keeps adding you back to our groupchats

rowan

yeah thats sooo weird

ajax

you're so stupid, rowan

tyler

i have a slur to say

xavier

wt so enid n wed r dtng?

myb theyre kpng it a scrt for a prsnl rzn

divina

yeah, enids mom is like evil man

you saw how pissed weds got 

thought she was going to prison that day

tyler

maybe we just give them time

and if enid and wednesday wanna tell us

we let me

bia

that might be the smartest thing youve ever said

im impressed

tyler

im pretty fucking smart, barclay

bia 

now his egos inflated

xavier insult him in your private msgs thanks

boyfriend (gagging noises)

i dnt love u

boyfriend (gagging noises)

PLEASE XAVIER
IMSORRYOKEASE 
DORFIVE ME

tht wrkd bttr thn i thght it wld

boyfriend (gagging noises)

oh okay

so you want to kms

yes

wt no

cm bck

i do love u

i gggd txtng u tht

boyfriend (gagging noise)

chat clip this

go fck urslf

wednesday @addamswed

i lied.

i enjoy glee

enid explained the backstory

wait no

she called it 'lore'

   | tyler @bestgalpin

     explaining glee lore is gayer than kissing women

    > @bestgalpin

      how is your relationship with your father, tyler?

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enid :3

ten minutes ago • Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince

cara mia

what is the song you posted us to?

cara mia

WHAT

ITS A SONG BY TAYLOR SWIFT

the blonde woman with her white feminism?

cara mia

well

yeah

but also the song is really good :))

i suppose

not my type

cara mia

but im your type arent i wendy

i guess

cara mia 

:(

yes, enid

you're my type

cara mia

i love you!!!

i love you too

enid is a fucking loser

tyler

she posted. them holding hands. on instagram.

with a love song...

how is that not dating

rowan

we can't speculate

tyler

speculate deez nuts in your mouth

bia

sometimes i think you should be lobotomized

tyler

my dad says the same thing

ajax

getting back to the Important topic at hand

they're dating right

like comfirmed

bia

we could like. stage a sleepover

would weems care?

divina

probably

but during the weekend she's less strict

meaning we COULD get away with it

yaku warner

so basically we're planning a sleepover without enid and wednesday

bia

yeah

tyler

pretty much

xavier

yh

bia

we are so normal and should be let out into society

xavier

ur lyng thru ur teeth

tyler

wow more than one vowel 

progress

xavier

smtms i wnt u dead

yaku warner

divina

babe

you cant use that against them

yaku warner

why not

divina

...

yaku warner

OH WE'RE GAY

ajax

glad theres more than one dumb lesbian in this group

rowan

are you a dumb lesbian ajax

ajax

wait i misspoke

bia

Happy Pride Month king

tyler

its JULY

xavier

ha

tyler

youre supposed to defend me

youre literally my boyfriend

xavier

womp womp