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Part 1 of E
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2022-12-26
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You’re an Inhaler Baby (but you’re my inhaler baby)

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Summary:

Richie always disguised his true feelings about gayness of the Eddie variety by doing Y/M/N (your mom’s name).

But now, he’s coming clean.

Me and prince_polaris wrote this together btw

Notes:

Chapter 1: Eeeeeeee

Chapter Text

I looked into Eddie’s brown orbs, pushing the omega against the wall.
“Yoink”
“A doink?” He asked shyly.
“A doinkadoinkdoink,” I replied seductively, caressing his inhaler. He inhaled.
That’s when the smaller, much less alpha, male sensually unzipped his fannypack.
He took his dick out of the Fannypack.
“I thought I might need this to sex” said Eddie.
“Yeah prolly” said me. After a few moments, I said, “So are you going to attach your dick or not?”
He smiled up at me. “I was hoping you’d do it for me, tiger.” Eddie bit his lip. He gasped as I attached his dick. I used that to my advantage, slipping my licker into his chomper. “Eeeeyowza,” he moaned. The moan made my dick hard. Eddie made my dick hard. “Yowza,” said my hard dick.
“Put it in me, tiger,” Eddie groaned.

Chapter 2: Sans The Wingsans

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“Eddie,” Sans whispered. “Are… are you sure you truly love this boy? Or was it a one night bonk?”
“I don’t know!” Screamed Eddie. “I loved the one night bonk, but I don’t know if I love him.”
“Eddie,” Sans whispered. “Can I be your…”
“Wingsans?”
“My…” Eddie’s voice wavered, “My Wingsans?”
“Yes.”
Sans gurgled. Eddie nodded. A horrid, bloodcurdling scream was heard outside. It sounded like Stanley. Eddie’s girliepop, Curvy Stanley, to be exact, Jewish brother to Flat Stanley, who is not a Jew.
“So what next?” Asked Eddie.

 

When Eddie woke up the next day, he was wet.

 

When Richie woke up the next day, he was doing Y/M/N. He smirked at Y/N, as he went in and out into Y/M/N. Then he realized his true love was Eddie all along cause he’s a gay fuck. “I’m sorry, Y/M/N,” he sighed. “I’m gaeeee.”
Then, not even cleaning himself or putting his clothes on, he ran out the back door, tripped off the balcony, and died.

 

At Richie’s funeral, Eddie sobbed, wishing he could’ve confessed to him while he was still alive.

Then Richie walked in.

Chapter 3: The meaning of Christmas

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“Omg close historical platonic brotherly male friend you’re alive!” Eddie cried.
“Yo.” Said Richie, grabbing Eddie Kaspbussy’s Kaspbussy.
The upper-middle class white woman played by Candace Cameron (Eddie) asked, “What’s you’re name?”
“Chris T. Mas. My name is Chris T. Mas,” said the no-nonsense business man (Richie) who probably has dark hair, “Also, I do not put presents in my kids’ stockings, yet presents still appear there. This is not concerning.” He said.
“NO! CHARACTER ARC! NOW!” Screamed Sans. Richie had a character arc like Sans told him to cause secretly Richie was down bad for both Eddie and Sans. Richie and Sans tongue flapped. Eddie was so jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡
“🍆,” said Sans. Richie smirked. They tongue flapped with dick.
“You jealous there, tiger?” Sunny from Omori whispered in Eddie’s ear. Eddie turned around in shock. “I just finished beating the absolute shit outta that twink Basil, so now I’m here.”
“Kinky,” replied Eddie through sobs.

 

Then Basil walked in.

Chapter 4

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Basil died. Lmfao. ANyway, Sunny dabbed. And then Eddie ran away sobbing. He was hit by Jimin’s minivan.
In the afterlife, Eddie realized he was dead. “Yo,” said Curvy Stanley, he’s dead because of the bloodcurdling screams he was doing earlier.
“Yo yo,” said Basil, who perished at the beginning of this chapter. Eddie, Basil, and Curvy Stanley had a threesome, but it didn’t feel right. Curvy Stanley would never be Richie, and neither would Basil!
“It’s just not right!” Cried Eddie sadly. “You guys are poggers and all, but you’ll never be Richie!”
“It’s the meaning of Christmas,” said Basil. Curvy Stanley nodded curving. “Satan is real,” said curvy Stanley. Then Eddie revived lmao bye Curvy Stanley and Basil. He needed to confess to Richie. Y/M/N walked into the room, “Biatchgsh” she said. Then she left.
Eddie’s wingman, Wingsans, said, “i am sorry broseph.”
“It’s okay bro.” Said Eddie, lacking Sans’s creativity.
“Bro,” said sans, “I told richie you’re gay.”
“RebECCA, NO!” Said Eddie.
“I’m sORRY, Patricia! It just,” Sans cried, “SLIPPED OUT!”

 

Then, Shane from Strawdew Valley walked in?!?

(If u know strawdew valley, u know.)

Series this work belongs to:

  • Part 1 of E