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  1. For The Love of Pumpkin Pie by

    Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)  

    19 Aug 2015

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    Need a date for Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28-year-old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me covered in graffiti. I can play anywhere between the ages of 25 and 35 depending on if I shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.

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