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Lucky Lucky Bunny

Summary:

There is a vigilante on the streets of Musutafu, who's capture numbers are putting nearly every hero in Japan to shame. No one can ever find them, much less bring them in, and the list of their possible quirks is a mile long. Their name is Lucky Kitten, a failed attempt by the police to shame them into stopping.

Eraserhead is Detective Tsukauchi's last resort to try and bring Lucky Kitten in, every other trustworthy underground hero having already tried and failed. Eraser, however, doesn't feel particularily motivated to actually try and catch someone who's doing so much good, illegal or not. Apparently treating Lucky as a cowoker is enough to bring them out of the shadows, and he gets to know the person behind the mask, but he can never quite shake the creeping feeling that Lucky isn't as old as they've been assuming.

Midoriya Izuku became a vigilante at five years old, when he started throwing bricks at villains, or hitting them with a heavy backpack. His mother never notices, and wouldn't care enough to stop him if she did. He grows up saving people, and as soon as he's able, he'll start doing it legally. The world needs a quirkless hero.

Notes:

Chapter 1: A Very Bad Idea

Notes:

This is inspired by a lot of different works, not all of which I remember well enough to put down. If something seems familiar, please tell me so I can check it out and add it to the list if necessary.

Trigger Warnings: Mention and brief, non graphic description of neglect and abuse. Brief, non graphic mention of attempted sexual assault.

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Two months after his fourth birthday, Izuku’s mother took him to the doctor, where they found out that he was quirkless. That he would never get any of the fantastic powers he’d dreamed up. His father left for America a week later, and his sweet, loving mother stopped caring at all. Sometimes she forgot about him, leaving him to make his own way to and from school or to scrounge up food. When he tried to get her attention, she would brush him off or snap at him to leave her alone. When she had a bad day she would yell at him and call him useless, or a waste of space. Every once in a while, when she was very, very mad, she would slap him and lock him in his room. 

 

As time passed, she forgot about him more and more. She would forget to buy enough groceries for him as well, and he would have to go get them from the store, using money taken from her purse. Occasionally there wouldn’t be enough money, or he’d get caught taking it, and he would have to go dumpster diving behind the grocery store to get food.

 

By his fifth birthday, he’d gotten quite good at taking care of himself, and getting what he needed for himself. He would get himself ready each morning by himself, make himself breakfast and pack his own lunch, and take the bus to school alone. At the end of the day he’d take the bus back by himself, patch up the injuries he’d gotten at school (some of the other kids had taken to pushing him around, and sometimes he’d wind up with bruises or scratches), and then walk to the library. Once there he’d do his homework all by himself, referencing books or using the computers where necessary, then he’d spend his time researching either on the computers or in the library books. While he’d only really researched heroes when he started, he’d started researching other things too, like ewing to patch up his own clothes, first aid to patch up his injuries, and cooking so he could feed himself. He’d also started reading ahead in school and researching further into the topics, because when he could learn at his own pace school was fascinating! 

 

He’d also picked up sign language from watching the classes at the library, and was teaching himself French and Spanish with classes online. He figured the sign language would be useful for when Kachan’s hearing eventually started to be affected by his quirk, though with how often he set off explosions near Izuku his hearing might fail first, and French and Spanish were just interesting.

 

His studying of languages had uncovered an interest in linguistics as well, and he’d started studying how to make his own language. Not a code, though he was studying that too (the prospect of coding things so that only you could read them was fascinating, and it sounded like it could be really useful for heroes!), but making a real language, with its own spelling system and grammar and everything. He hadn’t gotten to the point where he could actually write in his language, but when he did he was planning on practicing by writing his notes in the language. He’d already started practicing coding his notebooks, which had provided a really fun challenge at first but now required him to make ever more complex codes to remain as interesting.

 

He’d also found books on fixing things and on coding that he was working through, but he hadn’t gotten much past disassembling and reassembling the toaster, and he was still working on learning all the syntax used in coding. It could get really complicated, but he was getting the hang of it. It was like learning a whole bunch of languages.

 

When it was getting close to dinner time, Izuku would walk back home, make himself supper, and then head to either Takoba beach nearby to scavenge for things he could practice fixing, or to go dumpster diving. When he’d filled his small wagon full of broken things or enough food, he’d head home and carry all his things up to the roof of the apartment building. He’d set up a fort to spend his time in up there, and would work on his projects until the stars came out. Sometimes he’d stay out on the roof all night, falling asleep in the sleeping bag he’d found, fixed up, and washed. If he got really lucky, he’d see an underground hero patrolling. He’d learned to recognize the few underground heroes he saw, and had started tracking when their patrols were. He made sure to always code those notebooks, and he hid them really well. He didn’t want to risk villains finding out when the heroes were patrolling, after all. 

 

As he started spending more time on the roof at night, he started seeing more street fights, and had started analyzing those too (He’d wound up starting a new series of notebooks, rather than mixing it in with his hero analysis). He’d started trying to pinpoint weaknesses in the people fighting, and how to fix them. Part of that was studying various fighting styles and martial arts, which he found himself sort-of learning as he mimed the moves on the roof, shadow boxing to try and figure out how they would fit together. 

 

That was the pattern his days had fallen into since that doctor’s visit. Dawn to dusk, he took care of himself, and then did it all again the next day.

 

His pattern shifted slightly a week after his fifth birthday, when he was walking home from the beach later than normal. He’d gotten distracted searching the trash piles, and had wound up heading home as the sun was setting. 

 

He heard a scuffle coming from a shady alley, and a call for help. He dropped the handle of his wagon and ran to the alley, stopping at the edge and peeking around the corner. There was a man pinning a woman to the wall, and she was trying to get free. Izuku’s mind raced as he tried to figure out a way to help, and inspiration struck him at the sight of a pile of loose bricks on the ground. 

 

He picked up a brick and threw it with all his might at the man’s head. Carrying around the trash from the beach must have made him much stronger than he thought, because when the brick made contact with the man’s temple he dropped like a sack of rice. Izuku ran up to the woman and helped her to the entrance of the alley way. 

 

“Are you okay ma’am?” he asked.

 

“Thank you, thank you so much,” she gasped, crying slightly.

 

“You’re welcome!” He responded cheerfully. He noticed the scrapes on her arms then. “Oh! You’re hurt! Let me get my first aid kit!” He grabbed said first aid kit from his backpack and started treating her arms, while the woman called the police. While they were waiting for the police to come, he wound up tying up the villian with some rope he’d found at the beach. He’d been planning to use it in his fort, but he could always get more. Making sure the villain couldn’t attack them again if he woke up was more important. 

With the villain tied up and the police on their way (and an okay from the young woman), Izuku headed home, lest he be out any later. When he left, he took a brick with him, tucked into his backpack. Just in case he ran into any more trouble. 

 

Of everything that had happened, it was what the woman had said to him before he left that stuck with him the most.

 

“You saved me. You’re my hero, kid.” He rode the high of those words for days. Someone had called him a hero! Even though everyone said he couldn’t be a hero without a quirk, he had saved someone! He couldn’t wait to grow up so he could learn to be a real hero, and save more people. That meeting redoubled his drive to be a hero.

 

A couple of nights later, Izuku was watching the news when a special on vigilantes came on.

 

People who saved people, without actually being heroes. 

 

Izuku panicked, because wasn’t that what he’d done when he’d saved the young woman? He spent the whole night researching, eventually concluding that no, he wasn’t a vigilante. Technically. He didn’t have a quirk after all, and saving people using a quirk was a key part of the definition.

 

Thus sparked a truly terrible idea. He couldn’t legally be a vigilante, but there was nothing stopping him from acting like a vigilante, was there? No, there wasn’t. 

 

He could save people like a vigilante, and it would be great practice for when he needed to pass the UA entrance exams, too. He didn’t need to wait until he became a hero to save people!

 

But first, he needed a plan, and a disguise. If he was going to be saving people, then he might get mistaken for a vigilante, and he didn’t want to get in trouble.

 

The first step of his plan was to do more research into ways to save people without a quirk, including analyzing heroes, vigilantes, and even villains who hadn’t used a quirk, or who had quirks that didn’t work in some circumstances. 

 

The second step was learning to copy their skills, which led to the creation of his series of training notebooks. He wound up pulling skills from all over the place. Various fighting styles, ballet, street dancing, gymnastics, parkour, and support engineering. Especially support engineering. He’d already started building small things from spare parts he found, now he redoubled that effort, practicing building things that might eventually help him fight. He was very careful when learning parkour, but soon got the hang of running and jumping between buildings, and climbing walls quickly. He added a grappling tool of some sort to his list of things to make very quickly though, as climbing was inefficient, and a grappling tool would be much faster.

 

He also started running every morning, in an effort to get faster and stronger.

 

The third step was securing his weapons. He was working on support items, but he didn’t want to wait until he was finished them to start, so he needed another solution in the meantime. That solution became a backpack full of bricks. He also had some knives and had started practicing using a metal broomstick as a staff, but owing to his current lack of skill with both of those and his prior success with the bricks, the bricks were going to be his main weapon.

 

Step four was a costume. He wound up getting dark gray pants, a black shirt, a black hoodie with cat ears (he loved cats, so when he saw the sweater he had immediately known he needed it), black gloves, sturdy black boots, and black face masks. He used hot glue to add grips to his gloves, and permanent glow in the dark white paint markers to add a cat’s mouth, nose, and whiskers to each of his black masks. He’d also picked up a black backpack, because not only was his yellow one kind of distinctive and really easy to notice, but he didn’t want to have to unpack and repack it every time he went on patrol.

 

With his rudimentary skills, weapons, and costume sorted, he felt he was ready to go out on his first real patrol. He packed his bag full of bricks, a first aid kit, rope, zip ties, a map, water, snacks, sticky notes, two pens, and a spare knife, and added his main knives and a cell phone he’d fixed up to his pockets (he’d added snap buttons to his pockets to keep from losing his knives and phone), then he set out along his planned route.

 

He stumbled into bed just as the sun was rising, exhausted and sore, but immensely satisfied with himself. He couldn’t wait to go out again.

Chapter 2: A Very Tiny Vigilante

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As he got better at building support gear, he upgraded his vigilante costume. He had decided to completely overhaul it and the contents of his backpack once a year, but he would add something new or upgrade something he already had usually every month or so, once he’d had a chance to practice with it, starting once he’d been patrolling for about six months.

 

By the time he’d been patrolling for a year, he had gotten into the habit of carrying smoke bombs, flashbang grenades, net grenades, a collapsible staff that was also electric, a handful of electric knives, and he’d made himself a mask with a voice changer (which he wound up getting stuck as a high pitched, feminine voice for a while, leading people to assuming he was a girl when he went out on patrol. He didn’t really mind the misconception all that much, and it led people in the wrong direction, so he didn’t bother correcting it, and had adopted that voice as the default) and an air filter, and light up LEDs instead of glow in the dark paint. He managed to make it silence his mumbling and speaking too. He also switched from his previous costume to dark gray shorts and a matching cropped hoodie with a black paw decal on it over black leggings and a long sleeved shirt. He’d reinforced his backpack with metal, meaning that despite having gotten rid of the bricks and rocks he could still use it as a weapon, and added a utility belt to keep his weapons and tools close at hand.

 

That was around when the police first sent a hero to catch him. He managed to evade the hero with difficulty, and they eventually switched to a different hero trying to tail him. He managed to evade that hero too. As time went on, the police kept sending better and better heroes after him, and he got better and better at avoiding them. Having so many underground heroes tailing him gave him a lot of opportunities to study them too, which wound up improving his strategies for villain takedowns, and expanded his repertoire of underground hero analyses immensely.

 

He laughed himself silly when he found out the name they’d given him. Lucky Kitten.

 

As if he could ever be lucky.

 

All the same, it was a cute name, and he kind of liked it. It was the kind of name that would cheer people up, and it would make villains underestimate him, which was a good thing. With that in mind, he embraced the name as his own. He started signing off his calls to the police with the phrase ‘Stay lucky,’ and would sign his sticky notes with the name they’d given him.

 

His life soon fell into a pattern of avoiding all the bullies at school, avoiding his mother, working on his studies and projects, upgrading his gear, and then patrolling while avoiding heroes all night.

 

Over the next year, he was able to add a set of combat boots that would cushion his steps, enhance his running, and enable him to jump around like the old hero Gran Torino, a grappling hook, grenades that exploded into glitter, a quick drying glue, and paint, capsules that would disperse a thick mist, smoke, or a gas based on the hero Midnight’s quirk, and a visor with light up LED eyes that would mimic the movements of his actual eyes and would enhance his vision, giving him night and heat vision. He also added a white light up outline around the paw decal on his sweater, and switched the base layer of his costume from being leggings and a shirt to being a skin tight jumpsuit that was temperature regulating, stab proof, and fireproof, after a nasty run in with Endeavor, who lit him on fire.

 

Izuku was barely seven years old when he came home to an empty apartment and a note on the door. 

 

‘Izuku, I’m done. I’m moving to America to join your father. You’re on your own. You’ll need to be out of the apartment in three days.

 

- Midoriya Inko’

 

Well, at least she left a note. 

 

Izuku curled up on the floor and put his head between his knees, trying to quell his

rising panic and swallow back his tears. He had three days, and then he’d be out on the street, and he had nowhere to go. 

 

Eventually he managed to pull himself together enough to put together the barest semblance of a plan. His hero merch was worth a lot of money, so he could sell that, and hopefully the money from that would hold him over long enough to figure out a better plan. Maybe he could sell things from Takoba beach? He’d been fixing and building things for almost two years at that point, so that could work, he’d just have to find a place to sell them.

 

As for shelter, there was an abandoned apartment building near the beach that was in pretty good condition, he could probably stay there.

 

It took him two days to sell all of his things and pack up the rest, and then he headed to scout out the apartment building. The first couple of floors were already occupied, and most of them were a disaster anyways, but when he climbed up onto the roof from the next building over using his grappling hook, he found the upper floors empty and in surprisingly good condition. The staircase had collapsed midway up the building, so the top half was inaccessible unless you had a way of scaling the building to reach the roof. He wound up claiming the top floor as his own, and cleaning it up to make it safer and a nicer place to live. 

 

Over the next couple of months he scavenged the things he needed to make it a proper home, and set up a pulley system in an out-of-the-way elevator to get the heavier things, like furniture and his scavenged appliances, up to the top of the building. Once he’d fixed up the wiring to connect to the power grid and fixed some of the pipes, he even had electricity and running water.

 

Izuku was already well used to dumpster diving for food, and he eventually managed to get over his moral qualms enough to steal most of the other things he needed when he couldn’t quite scrape together enough cash to get them legally, or the shopkeepers refused to sell to him because he was quirkless.

 

When school let out for the year, he elected to switch to online schooling. His one year of elementary school had been miserable thus far, and the teachers had been sabotaging his grades. He figured he’d do better online, and he was right. With the freedom to study at his own pace, he was learning the material better and four times faster than the standard curriculum.

 

As he got better at fixing and selling things, he was able to afford to buy more expensive parts and equipment that he couldn’t scavenge, which greatly improved his vigilante gear. 

 

By eight years old, he had made himself hearing aids, which he’d sorely needed, and then built upon them more by making mechanical cat ears, which were worn over his actual ears and were attached to a headband, that could link to them and would both enhance and protect his hearing, and by building a comm set into them for when he was on patrol. He upgraded his mask as well, so that he could use voice commands to activate and deactivate the silence mode, rather than needing to rely on the buttons. He also made a mechanical tail to match the ears that would help him balance, and that could be electrified too. He added a gun to his gear that could fire bullets that would do all the same things as his grenades (though the nets weren’t quite as strong), plus his capsule and both normal and rubber bullets. He rarely used the gun, but having a ranged weapon proved incredibly useful. He’d also been able to get his hands on and imitate quirk cancelling handcuffs, which made apprehending villains so much easier. Probably his favourite item he’d made in that year was his gloves. They could be electrified, the palms could be heated up enough to melt metal, they had reinforcing in the knuckles, and they had retractable claws. He’d also upgraded the material of every item of his costume, so that the entire costume was fireproof, stab and slash proof, and bullet proof (getting shot hadn’t been fun. Bullet wounds suck).

 

By that point he’d started picking up a couple of other languages for fun, and was working on becoming fluent in two more languages of his own creation, with the intention of eventually having one for each set of his notebooks.

 

By the end of his fourth year as a not-really-a-vigilante, he’d added speakers to his cat ears that, in conjunction with his mask, would allow him to imitate Present Mic’s quirk, and had figured out how to imitate a telekinesis quirk. He’d tied the technology into his gloves, so that if he touched a small object with five fingers, he could direct it telekinetically with his fingers. He’d also added a touch pad to the back of each glove that could be used to control a mini computer attached to his tool belt, the screen of which he’d linked to his visor, which he’d added a zoom feature to. He’d also figured out a way to make earpieces, which he’d added to his cat ears, that would monitor his brain waves that he could use to control his ears and tail so he could move them at will. He was getting much better at hacking, and had started using it to do more investigative work, so he’d also started carrying an upgraded laptop in his small backpack, and he’d upgraded his cellphone as well.

 

He was nearly finished the junior high curriculum, which he was quite proud of, and had started considering taking highschool classes in advance to be over prepared to enter UA.

 

By that point, Izuku had successfully evaded just about all the underground heroes in Musutafu, and a significant number of twilight heroes as well. He was beginning to wonder if the police would eventually just call it quits and give up on catching him, but he seriously doubted it. 

 

He wondered who they’d send after him next.

 

He caught a movement a couple blocks away out of the corner of his eye, and he shot up to hide as soon as he registered what it was. 

 

Pro hero Eraserhead on patrol, in an area he never patrols in.

 

Fuck.

 

At least he probably has an answer as to which hero is going to be trying to tail him next. 

 

He left the area as quickly as he could, and as soon as he got home after patrol at sunrise he hacked the police database to confirm who was on his case currently. He was right, it was Eraserhead. His favourite hero, on par with All Might, and the only one who had topped him for capture stats in the past year.

 

He couldn’t help the surge of nerves as he thought about it. Eraserhead was talented . He may not be well known, because he avoids the public eye like the plague, but he was an amazing hero.

 

He switched his attention to reviewing the information the police had on him to calm down. It was always good for a laugh, and he sorely needed one right then. 

 

They thought he was in his mid twenties, which he thought was hilarious, they thought he was a girl, which he didn’t really care about, and they had a basic description of his costume. His height was mostly accurate, with them pinning him as about four feet tall and him being not quite that tall.

 

Their current guess as to what his quirk was was a copy quirk (not all that far off, considering he took inspiration from quirks to make some of his gear), but the list of quirks they’d theorized he’d copied previously was much more entertaining. The current list consisted of an electricity quirk, a telekinesis quirk, a camouflage quirk, an invisibility quirk, a light quirk, a noise quirk, a music quirk, a sleeping gas quirk, a mist quirk, a smoke quirk, a glue quirk, a glitter quirk, a paint quirk, a speed quirk, a jumping quirk, a heating quirk, a dexterity quirk, a strength quirk, a technology quirk, an intelligence quirk, a minor precognition quirk, and a cat based quirk. Considering he’d intentionally designed his ears, tail, and claws to mimic a cat mutation, he couldn’t blame them for the cat quirk theory.

 

They were missing most of his support items on the list of his theorized gear, but that wasn’t surprising. 

 

There was a note about him emailing the evidence he found while investigating to detective Tsukauchi (he was the only person who’d taken the evidence of quirkless trafficking rings seriously, and so had immediately become his favourite person on the police force), and how he’d been filling out the paperwork caused by his vigilantism as much as he could after Tsukauchi had complained about it over email. It was nice that his efforts to make Tsukauchi’s life easier (or at least lessen the extra work he causes) are appreciated.

 

The notes about him being frequently being compared to a demon and terrorizing villains by singing nursery rhymes or playing boss music made him cackle.

 

The best part of the file though was still the many, many fields that were filled in with question marks, ‘information unknown’, or just left blank.

 

They weren’t even a hundred percent sure when he’d started, though their guess wasn’t far off.

 

Eventually, after laughing about his police file for a couple of hours, he’d calmed down enough to head to bed for the few hours of sleep he’d get before hauling himself up again in the morning to work on his school work, projects, training, and gear.

Chapter 3: Meet the Baby

Summary:

Lucky Kitten meets Eraser. Eraser's apathy towards catching them earns him coffee.

Notes:

Just a formatting note, the ~~~ is a POV switch. Italics in single quotations is the character's thoughts.

I don't think there are any trigger warnings in this chapter, but let me know if I'm wrong!

I'm experimenting with Scrivener, so there might actually be formatting now.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Eraserhead had been patrolling in the area for about five months, longer than any other hero on their case had lasted. He hadn’t even been trying to find Lucky Kitten, and when after two months he’d started letting him catch glimpses of him to see what he would do, he hadn’t tried to chase or follow him, only occasionally waving when he got close. The last month they’d patrolled around each other more or less normally, as if they were coworkers rather than a vigilante and the hero charged with bringing them in.

Tonight had been mostly the same, save that Eraserhead seemed more tired than normal. Izuku had been considering an idea for a couple of hours now, and had finally decided to try it. If it blew up in his face he could always run away, he’d gotten good at that over the years after all.

He jumped up onto the roof Eraserhead was resting on, and Eraserhead turned to look at him. He held out a disposable cup full of coffee.

“You seem like you need this” they teased playfully. Eraserhead seemed to light up.

“Is that coffee?”

“Yep! I wasn’t sure how you like it so I also have a bunch of packets of sugar and cream, if you want those too.” Eraser took the coffee gratefully, relishing his first sip.

“Thanks.”

“No problem, Eraserhead-san. I figured since you’ve done me the favour of not chasing me all the time, I could do you the favour of getting you coffee.” Eraserhead’s normally dead face twitched into the barest hint of a smile.

“Call me Eraser, Eraserhead is a bit long for casual conversation”

“You can call me Lucky then, Eraser-san.” Eraser nodded and took another sip of his coffee. Izuku stuck his hands in his pockets and wandered over to walk along the edge of the roof. He hadn’t been planning on sticking around even this long, but Eraser’s seeming disinterest in chasing him was putting him at ease.

“How did you know who I am?” Eraser asked. Izuku looked up at him, pausing as he thought about what to say. ‘You’re my favourite hero’? No, no way, that was way too embarrassing. He wound up shrugging.

“I know about a lot of underground heroes. I’ve done a lot of research into them over the years, and even though you may be relatively new, you’re still one of, if not the, best, so, y’know.” he was blushing furiously behind his mask, he hadn’t meant to say that much. At least Eraser seemed just as embarrassed, hiding his blush in his capture weapon. Izuku cleared his throat quickly.

“Well anyways, I should be off, lots of patrolling to do, villains to catch, people to save, all that. Stay lucky Eraser-san!” And then he jumped off the building backwards, using his grappling hook to swing away.

After that it became routine for the two of them to meet up for coffee and a snack on patrols, and chat about nothing in particular. Neither made any attempts to pry into the other’s life, and slowly Izuku began to relax.

A conversation that had set Izuku thinking happened about a month into their coffee visits.

“It occurs to me that I never actually asked your pronouns, Lucky. Mine are he/him.” Izuku paused, brain short circuiting. It wasn’t actually a hard question, but he stumbled over it nonetheless.

“Lucky?” Eraser asked after a moment of Lucky silently staring off into space. Izuku jerked back to attention

“Huh? Oh, my pronouns. I’ve- never actually thought about it.”

“You’ve never thought about it?” Eraser asked, not a hint of judgment in his tone.

“No. I mean, I know the pronouns I use in my civilian life, but they don’t really fit who I am as Lucky, y’know? I don’t mind any pronouns really, they all seem to fit, but I don’t actually know what I prefer.” Eraser hummed in response, and they sat in silence for a while as Izuku thought about what pronouns best fit who he was as Lucky.

“I think… Any pronouns, but mainly they/them,” they said eventually. “And I’m going to have to reevaluate which pronouns I use in my civilian life now too, because I’m not sure what’s actual preference and what’s me going along with societal expectations because it’s easier.” Eraser chuckled.

“Good luck with that, Lucky.”

When they’d next checked their police file, it had been altered to reflect their preferred pronouns as Lucky, which was incredibly touching, to their great surprise.

As for their civilian identity, they’d come to decide that they were most comfortable with He/They pronouns.

That conversation had also prompted them to consider the differences between Izuku and Lucky, and then to notice the differences between public-Izuku, who he’d eventually come to think of as ‘Deku’, and private-Izuku.

Lucky was sassy, courageous, and fearless. They were bright, cheerful, and mischievous, always ready with a joke or a smart quip.

Deku was a timid, scared boy, who tried his best to avoid attention. He was a target for bullying, and a cry baby who would freeze up under stress.

Izuku was who he was at his core. They were smart, snarky, sarcastic, and driven, always ready to do whatever they could to help. He didn’t like attention, and was clumsy and easily flustered in social situations.

One of their conversations eventually turned to support gear, when Eraser had complained to them about one of his coworkers, Powerloader, pestering him about upgrading his goggles.

“He’s right though.” Izuku said, to Eraser’s offended glare of betrayal. “You could add a feature that either sprays mist into your eyes or keeps the air inside your goggles moist, which would mean you wouldn’t have to blink as often, and it would probably help your dry eye. Or at the very least you could close the gaps in them, because honestly you’re just begging for someone to throw sand in your eyes right now.” Eraser looked at Izuku for a long moment. Izuku slurped at their drink (through a straw stuck under his mask), embarrassedly.

“I’ll consider it.” He turned back to look out over the city.

“Good, it’s a glaring weakness that’s bugged me for years.”

“Any other ‘glaring weaknesses’ I should be aware of?” Eraser asked, a touch sarcastically. Izuku sipped his tea again, side-eying Eraser.

“Your hair is a dead giveaway for when you’re using your quirk.” Eraser paused again.

“Any suggestions for fixing it?” he asked.

“A hair tie?” Izuku snarked back, grinning. Eraser snorted in amusement.

After that, Eraser had started showing up to patrol with his hair in a bun, and a couple weeks later he’d shown up with his goggles upgraded. When Izuku had pestered him about how his goggles worked, he had confirmed that he’d wound up following their suggestions, and asked if he had any more, at which point Izuku had gone on a rant about various features he could add, most of which they’d already put in their visor, that had rapidly devolved into mumbled speculation on possible upgrades to the systems in said visor. Eraser had dismissed his frantic apologies for the mumbling, saying it was interesting to listen to, and then asking follow up questions about some of the things they’d mumbled about. Izuku had been shocked, because no one cared enough to listen to his mumbling or pay attention to their rants. It had gone a long way towards him trusting Eraser, more than just to not arrest them.

After that, Eraser had started asking about suggestions for his various coworkers, which Izuku had gladly supplied, gradually letting more and more of their natural theorizing and questions slip in. Most of Izuku’s suggested changes would end up being at least partially implemented, which had led to them screaming into his pillow in glee repeatedly when he saw them, and Eraser would often bring answers to questions and the results of theories he’d posed to their meetings, which invariably flustered Izuku. Even when they had veered completely into quirk analysis territory, Eraser never pushed to know Izuku’s quirk. He only ever even asked once, and he’d dismissed the question almost immediately upon seeing how uncomfortable it made them.

The transition had been gradual, taking until well after Izuku’s tenth birthday, but slowly he transitioned from being Lucky during their conversations to being Izuku, at least mostly. He began to trust Eraser, and when he thought about it he found it terrifying. Everyone he’d cared for or trusted up to that point had either left him or turned on him, and he was terrified it would happen again.

~~~

Eraser would notice Lucky’s behaviour going back and forth, and it had taken him a while to figure out that it was Lucky getting comfortable, then catching themself relaxing and seizing up again. He never mentioned it, but he couldn’t help but feel a bit saddened each time Lucky jerked back.

More concerning than Lucky’s back and forth was the creeping, slowly growing suspicion that Lucky was much younger than they thought they were, but he was trying desperately to push that thought back. There was no way that Lucky was still a teenager, because then they’d have had to be ridiculously young when they started as a vigilante. No, no they were an adult, they had to be, because he didn’t want to consider the possibility that a child had become a vigilante.

Notes:

Lmao, Eraser's gonna flip when he finds out how old Izuku was when he started their vigilante career.

Chapter 4: Making Friends

Summary:

Izuku makes one friend, and technically kidnaps another!

Notes:

Trigger Warnings: Non graphic mentions of parental abandonment, non graphic description of injuries, brief mention of character being homeless, implied prior abuse of a child.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Izuku spent his tenth birthday picking through the trash on Takoba beach, not even realizing it was their birthday. He’d been scavenging here long enough that he’d made a sizable dent in some of the piles, though they only noticed because he spent so much time there.

He was pulling pieces out of a fancy fridge, when someone yelled behind them.

“So YOU’RE the one scavenging here!” He shrieked and whipped around, dropping the pieces he’d pulled out of the fridge.

“H-hello?!” He stammered, surprised and confused by the sight of a kid with bright pink dreadlocks and orange overalls, pointing a wrench at him.

“You’ve been taking parts from the beach that I need to make my babies!”

“B-babies?!?” The kid was his age! They were way too young to be making babies! Why would you even need pieces of broken trash to make babies?!

“My support items! I’m going to be a support inventor, and that means I need to practice, which I need materials for!” Izuku lit up.

“You make support items too?” The kid tilted their head at him.

“Too?” They brightened up suddenly. “You make support items? You have to tell me about the babies you’ve made!” That sparked a long conversation between the two about their inventions and the things they’d made. The kid eventually introduced herself as Hatsume Mei, future CEO of Hatsume enterprises, and said their pronouns were they/she. Izuku had introduced himself in turn, and given the pronouns he/they.

The two of them had started meeting at the beach regularly, and soon shifted to start hanging out in Hatsume’s garage. While Hatsume’s parents had originally been a bit nervous about Hatsume being friends with a kid she met at a garbage beach, they’d welcomed him gleefully when they realized he could lessen the number of explosions Hatsume made.

A funny side effect of them having bonded so quickly over support items was that it took ages for them to ask each other normal friend things, like their birthdays and favorite animals.

Hatsume had been thoroughly offended on Izuku’s behalf when she’d asked them how old they were and they’d realized he’d missed his tenth birthday by nearly three months. They’d wound up throwing him a party a week later as a belated birthday party, giving them a new tool kit as a gift. Izuku had used the party as an excuse to give Hatsume a gift they’d made her, a talking robotic parrot he’d been working on since finding out they were their favourite animal. She’d been so happy they’d nearly cried, and had nearly crushed him in a hug.

When, nearly six months after meeting them, she’d discovered Izuku was quirkless, their response had been to celebrate that he could test all their babies without worrying about a quirk interfering. That day Izuku had given them leave to call him by his given name, and had received permission to call them Mei in turn.

The two of them had taken to going to the park to test their inventions while everyone else was in school. (Mei was in online school too. Their parents had switched them online after a few too many complaints about them blowing up the classroom by experimenting at their desk.) That was how they wound up meeting the next member of their chaotic little group.

While Mei was busy setting up the trebuchet they were planning on testing, Izuku had been wandering around the play structure, having finished his part of the set up, and had found an utterly filthy child with gravity defying purple hair asleep in a tube. They’d panicked at first, worried he’d found a dead body, but had realized fairly quickly that the body in question was breathing.

He’d carefully shaken the child awake, and had been quick to retreat and try to reassure them when they’d panicked upon waking up. He understood why almost immediately upon seeing the muzzle locked tight around the child’s face, and the bruises and bleeding cuts covering their skin. They guessed the child probably had a vocal based quirk that was seen as dangerous or villainous, which was usually the reason discriminatory assholes would muzzle a child.

He put his hands up slowly and spoke softly.

“It’s okay, I’m not going to hurt you.” The child whimpered quietly and tried to shift away from them.

“Would you like me to remove the muzzle?” The child hesitated, but after several long moments they nodded hesitantly and scooted closer, turning their head so Izuku could see the back. He swore seeing the two heavy duty padlocks locking it on. The one day he’d left his lock picks at home. The child cringed away slightly.

“Sorry, I’m not mad at you. I just left my lock picks at home, so I can’t get the locks off. I can probably cut through the straps with my knife though, if you’re comfortable with that?” Again, the child hesitated, but eventually nodded. Izuku had made sure to move very slowly, telegraphing every move they made while he pulled the knife from his boot and carefully cut through the muzzle’s leather straps, slowly pulling them away from where they’d cut into the kid’s face.

“There, all free.” They said once he’d finished, grinning. The child stared blankly at the muzzle for a moment, before grabbing it, hurling it as far as they could throw it, and then collapsing into Izuku’s chest, crying. Izuku rubbed their back gently, quietly reassuring them that it was okay and that they were safe.

When the child had calmed down some, Izuku asked them what their name was.

“Shinsou Hitoshi,” they eventually stuttered out, incredibly tense. Izuku nodded and gave them a gentle smile.

“It’s nice to meet you, Shinsou-kun. I’m Midoriya Izuku. If you don’t mind me asking, what are your pronouns? Mine are he/they.” Shinsou hesitated, but eventually answered.

“He/him.” Izuku nodded, smiling brightly. They gave Shinsou a brief once over.

“I have a first aid kit in my bag if you’d like some help with your injuries, and I have a spare sweater you can have too, if you’d like.” Shinsou nodded hesitantly. Izuku backed out of the tunnel, then headed back to where he and Mei had left their bags, Shinsou following behind. Mei looked up as they passed, but upon seeing how he cringed away from her gaze they waved and went back to checking over the trebuchet.

Izuku kept up a constant stream of chatter while they treated Shinsou’s various injuries, telling him about some of his and Mei’s projects, the stray cats that hung around the alleys near his and Mei’s homes, the cat cafe near the park, everything they could think of, and slowly Shinsou relaxed a bit. Mei came over when he was about halfway through, and joined in, telling somewhat embarrassing stories about Izuku. While Izuku was putting away their first aid kit, Mei invited Shinsou to watch them test their trebuchet. He nodded his agreement, though based on his expression it was more out of morbid curiosity as to what would happen than genuine interest in the invention.

The trebuchet was a resounding success, and they wound up excitedly planning ways to improve upon the design as they walked back to Mei’s house. They’d invited Shinsou back to join them for supper, and while Shinsou was clearly nervous about it, it was also clear he was way too hungry to refuse. Izuku and Mei kept up a steady stream of conversation between the two of them the whole way back and then all through the meal (which they ate in the garage, as Mei’s parents weren’t home to enforce eating at the table), hoping to help Shinsou relax a bit. Mei had fetched some of their comfy clothes for Shinsou to wear, and while he’d been embarrassed the two of them moving on from the offer immediately seemed to help, and he seemed to be getting more comfortable around them.

Once the meal was over however, the conversation began to drift off, and Mei went to work on one of her babies, leaving Shinsou and Izuku in relative privacy. Izuku shifted awkwardly, unsure how to bring up what he and Mei had been intentionally ignoring this whole time.

“Shinsou-kun- are, are you s-safe at home?” they eventually stuttered out. Shinsou froze. “I- I just, if you’re not, we could try and get help for you! If you don’t want to answer that’s fine, I just thought I’d offer-!” He cut himself off, swallowing the rest of the torrent of words to give Shinsou a chance to respond. Shinsou looked at his lap for several long moments, seeming to be wrestling with his words.

“I- It won't help. I’ve asked for help before, and they just sent me back, or to another foster home that was even worse. Th-thanks for- for offering though.” Izuku hesitated.

“I mean- I could just kidnap you?” Shinsou looked up suddenly, confused and a bit frightened.

“Th-that came out wrong! I meant that you could come and stay with me, but because that would legally be considered kidnapping I said that I could kidnap you…” the words continued to spill forth, rapidly devolving into an unintelligible stream of apologies and muttering, until he eventually just sat in embarrassed silence. Shinsou sat and stared for several long minutes.

“You- you would let me live with you?”

“Well yeah, if you’re not safe at home, and the authorities won’t help, I can at least offer you a safe place to stay.”

“You- what about your parents?” Izuku shifted uncomfortably.

“Left to America, they don’t have any part in my life. I- I’m technically homeless, but I do have a safe place to stay. It’s in an abandoned building, and it’s a couple of floors up and you’ll have to climb the fire escape, but it’s clean, and dry, and it’s fairly warm with enough space heaters going,” he rambled.

“But- what about my quirk?” Izuku looked up at Shinsou as he cut them off.

“What about it?”

“It- It’s Brainwashing. If you respond to a question I ask, I can make you do whatever I want.”

“Really?” Shinsou cringed slightly, “That’s so cool!” He straightened up, looking at Izuku in blank surprise. “That would be such a useful quirk in heroics, you could deescalate situations instantly, and you’d be amazing in hostage situations! I wonder if you could calm someone from a panic attack? It sounds more like hypnosis than brainwashing…” Shinsou continued to stare at them blankly as he slipped into a mutter storm about the possibilities of Shinsou’s quirk.

“You- you think I could be a hero?” Izuku broke off his muttering.

“Of course! You could be a great hero! Do you want to be?” Shinsou began to cry, and threw himself at Izuku again, hugging him tightly.

“Y-yeah, I do.” He managed to say eventually, wiping his eyes and sitting back. Izuku grinned.

“We can become heroes together then!”

“You want to be a hero too?”

“Yep! Have since I was little!” Shinsou studied Izuku’s bright smile for a moment, and gave him a slight smile of his own.

“I bet you’ll make a great hero, you’re already mine, after all.”

“Shinsou-kun!” Izuku cried, tearing up immediately. Shinsou laughed a bit.

“What’s your quirk anyways?” he asked, once Izuku had calmed down. Izuku’s smile faded, and he shifted backwards, curling in on himself.

“I um, I’m quirkless.” Shinsou blinked.

“Oh, okay.” There was a moment of tense, awkward silence before Izuku looked back up from his lap.

“You’re- okay with that?”

“I mean, sure. You’re okay with me having a villainous quirk, why wouldn’t I be okay with you being quirkless?” Izuku squawked.

“There’s no such thing as a villainous quirk! Any quirk can be used to do good, and any quirk can be used to do evil! Anyone who says differently is a quirksist asshole!” Shinsou smiled slightly. “You- you really don’t have a problem with me being quirkless?” Izuku asked, after a moment.

“Nope. And I bet you’re going to make some crazy waves when you become the first quirkless hero.” Izuku gaped at him as they processed what he’d said, then they were bawling again.

Mei came back over as Izuku was finally starting to dry his tears.

“What’s with the tears, Greenie?” they asked. Izuku gave her a watery grin.

“Me and Shinsou-kun are going to become heroes together!” Mei lit up.

“That means I have two people to make babies for!” They cheered.

“B-babies?!” Shinsou spluttered, and both Izuku and Mei burst into laughter.

Once they’d calmed down and explained the context to Shinsou, he’d told Izuku to call him by his given name, and Izuku had responded in kind.

Notes:

If anyone is wondering about the difference between she/they and they/she, my understanding of it is that the first one is the pronoun you use more, but I could be wrong. It's not like being queer comes with an instruction booklet :P

Chapter 5: Everything's Better With Friends

Summary:

Izuku's friends discover his vigilantism.

Notes:

I don't think there are any trigger warnings on this one

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Izuku stumbled through the window, swearing, with a hand pressed to the bleeding wound in his side. They’d run into someone with a kind of knife quirk that had been able to cut through the material of their suit. Thankfully he preferred not to rely solely on his gear to keep him safe and had kept their skills up as if he wasn’t knife proof, or that fight could have gone very differently.

He swore again as he crashed into the table, but tried to keep the noise down as they navigated the dark room lest he wake up Hitoshi.

The light flicked on, revealing Hitoshi standing in the doorway with a kitchen knife.

“What the fuck, who are you?” he asked, pointing the knife at them. His form was, quite frankly, horrible, but Izuku wasn’t going to say that.

“Hitoshi! It’s okay, it’s just me! I can explain!” Izuku cried, pushing their visor up and their mask down. Hitoshi squinted at them.

“...Izuku?” Izuku took off his hood, smiling awkwardly.

“Heheh, yeah.”

“What the fuck. Are you bleeding?”

“Ah, yeah. I was just going to get the first aid kit from the bathroom.” Hitoshi levelled them with a flat look.

“I’ll go get it for you, and when we’re done patching you up, you are going to explain whatever the hell this is.” Izuku nodded sheepishly.

Once the cut in Izuku’s side was taken care of and their vigilante gear was all put away or in the wash, Hitoshi sat back down on the couch across from Izuku and stared at him. They took a deep breath.

“So, I’m a vigilante. I started going out on average four nights a week when I was a little over five years old, and have been doing it ever since. Given that I'm almost eleven now, it’s been about six years. That’s why I spend so much time training and practising self defence, and why I put so much effort into making my support gear. I started because I didn’t want to wait a decade to start learning to help people, and I thought it might be good practice for getting into UA.” Hitoshi was silent for a moment as he absorbed that.

“I mean, I kinda suspected there was something up with how good you are at hand to hand, but I guess I just thought there was no way someone as young as we are could be a vigilante.”

“Honestly I’m impressed I managed to hide it this long.” Something seemed to occur to Hitoshi then.

“Wait a minute, did you say you started when you were five?!

“Heheh, yep! That I did.” Izuku smiled awkwardly.

How?!

“I mean, I started by throwing bricks at people, or hitting them with my backpack, which I’d filled with bricks. I practiced with weapons in my spare time and mixed them in as I got better.” Hitoshi just shook his head, seemingly in some combination of shock and awe.

“Only you, Izuku. Only you.” Izuku laughed.

“Do you have a vigilante name?”

“Oh yeah! The police gave me one once I’d been a vigilante for a while. I’m Lucky Kitten.” Hitoshi’s eyes widened.

You’re Lucky Kitten?! That famous vigilante that’s been all over the news?!” Izuku blushed.

“Y-yep! That’s me!” Hitoshi laughed, seemingly having given up trying to make sense of what he’d just learned

Damn. How have you managed to avoid getting caught this long?”

“I’m good at dodging heroes I guess? And Eraserhead-san hasn’t seemed to intent on actually catching me, which has made it a lot easier now. He’s almost friendly, actually. Well, not quite friendly, but we talk and get coffee on a regular basis, and he actually listens to my analysis.”

Did you just say ‘Eraserhead’?

“...yes?”

Eraserhead is the one trying to catch you? And you’re ‘friendly’ with him?

“Yep! Though again, friendly isn’t the best word for it. He doesn’t really seem to do ‘friendly’. He’s been on my case for the last two years, just about. Longer than any other hero actually, by a long shot.” Hitoshi dropped his face into his hands.

“You okay Hitoshi-kun?” He dragged in a long breath before lifting his head to look Izuku in the eye.

“I will forgive you for not telling me about this on two conditions.”

“Okay?” Izuku shifted nervously.

“The first is that you teach me to be a vigilante too. I want to help people too, and like you said, it could be good practice to get into UA.” Izuku pursed his lips.

“Alright, but I’m going to try and train you properly first, and you can’t go out until I say you’re ready, and not alone at first. It’s a miracle I survived long enough to learn, and I’m not going to let you get yourself killed on my watch.” Hitoshi nodded.

“Deal. My second condition is that you get me Eraserhead’s autograph.” Izuku laughed nervously.

“W-what?”

“You heard me. I want Eraserhead’s autograph.” He narrowed his eyes at them. “You’ve been ‘not quite friendly’ with my favourite hero for years and never told me. I don’t really care how you get it, but you’re getting that autograph.” Izuku laughed. He was kicking himself internally, because he really didn’t want to have to ask Eraser for an autograph. He knew if he said he wasn’t comfortable with it Hitoshi would drop it, but it was important to his friend and it really wasn’t that bad, just embarrassing, so he could at least try.

“Alright, I’ll see what I can do. Is there anything in particular you want me to get him to sign?” Hitoshi hesitated then, seeming almost embarrassed.

“I mean- I have this picture I drew of him- but really anything will work.” Izuku perked up.

“You drew a picture of him? Can I see it?” Hitoshi blushed.

“I- yeah okay, just don’t laugh.” Izuku nodded eagerly, making Hitoshi blush even deeper.

“I’ll go get it.” He came back a moment later and handed Izuku a piece of paper. Izuku gasped upon seeing the incredibly detailed and shockingly accurate drawing of Eraserhead, eyes glowing red through his goggles and capture weapon hovering around him. Izuku grinned, looking back up at Hitoshi.

“This is awesome, Hitoshi-kun! It looks just like him!” Hitoshi flushed even redder, making his cheeks the colour of a beet.

“Th-thanks.” Izuku nodded.

“So you want me to get him to sign this for you?”

“I- yeah, yeah if you can. Just- you can never tell him it was me, okay?” Izuku laughed.

“Alright, I won’t identify you when you inevitably meet him.”

“When I- What?!

“You didn’t think I’d take you on patrol with me and not introduce you to Eraser, did you?” Izuku teased. Hitoshi made a strangled choking noise, and Izuku laughed.

They sat in amicable silence for a while while Hitoshi slowly regained his ability to speak, until something occurred to him.

“Have you told Mei?”

“Hmm? Oh, no, I haven’t.”

“Told me what?” Both Izuku and Hitoshi’s heads whipped around to the doorway into the apartment they’d been sitting in, where Mei was standing, having arrived while neither of them was paying attention. Izuku’s eyes widened.

“Oh, um, well, about that-”

“Izuku’s a vigilante.”

“Hitoshi-kun!” Izuku cried.

“What? I know you, you weren’t going to lie to them, were you?”

“Well, no, but-”

“Exactly.” Izuku pouted, but they both knew they weren’t really upset.

“Is that all?” They both turned back to Mei in shock.

“What? You’re not surprised?” Izuku asked.

“Not really, what else were you going to do with a fireproof, stab proof, bulletproof jumpsuit in your size, a collapsible electric staff, all those fancy bullets and grenades you have, and those really cool glove babies?” Izuku just sat there and opened and closed his mouth as Mei shrugged and dumped her armful of babies on the coffee table, resuming working on them. Hitoshi started to laugh, and eventually Izuku joined in.

“That being said, now that you’re actually open about it, I want in!” Izuku looked at them in shock.

“You want to be a vigilante too, Mei-chan?”

“No! I want to help you with your vigilante babies!” Izuku grinned widely.

“That sounds great, Mei-chan! I’d love your help! We’ll have to make some gear for Hitoshi-kun too, seeing as how he wants to join me.” Mei laughed and clapped her hands.

“That sounds great Izu!” Izuku grinned at them and Hitoshi.

“That’s settled then! I’ll start training Hitoshi-kun, and we’ll work together to upgrade my gear and design some for Hitoshi-kun!” Mei cheered and Hitoshi smirked at him.

Notes:

And then there were two!

Chapter 6: A Breakthrough In Trust

Summary:

Eraser and Lucky have a conversation, complete with a bonding moment :)

Notes:

The text formatting is unideal, but I couldn't get what I wanted working, so I focused on just making it readable.

No trigger warnings in this one!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Izuku took a sip of his iced coffee, kicking his legs as he sat beside Eraserhead on the edge of the roof.

“Hey Eraser-san, can I ask you for a favour?”

“Sure kid, what do you need?”

“I’m not a kid!” Izuku protested, blushing. They cleared their throat. “Anyways, recently a friend of mine, or I guess kind of a brother? Either way, he found out about me being a vigilante.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah. Anyways, you’re his favourite hero, and he was really offended I hadn’t told him I knew you. One of his two conditions for forgiving me was that I try and get your autograph for him.”

“You- need my autograph?” Eraser was blushing almost as much as Izuku at that point.

“Yeah.” Izuku coughed embarrassedly. “He ah, drew this picture of you.” They pulled the picture out of their backpack and passed it to Eraser, who tried to hide his impressed but embarrassed grin in his scarf.

“Your friend is a good artist. Can I borrow one of your pens?” Izuku grinned and handed over one of their many pens. “How did your friend even figure out what I look like accurately enough to draw this?” Eraser asked as he signed the picture.

“I’m going to tell him you said that, and he’s going to die of happiness. I assume the same way I knew sort of what you looked like and some basics about how you fight before I met you.” Eraser looked at them curiously. “Dedication. You can find any answers you want if you’re dedicated enough to find them.” Eraser took a sip of his coffee as he passed back the picture, now signed, which Izuku stored securely in their backpack again.

“I thought you just ‘knew about a lot of underground heroes’?” Eraser teased. Izuku blushed and stammered, not having expected Eraser to remember what he’d said the first time they’d met, two years prior.

“Well, I do! I just, I was a bit embarrassed to admit to your face that you were also one of my favourite heroes.” Izuku very studiously did not look at Eraser, who had an embarrassed smile hidden in his scarf again.

“I was one of your favourite heroes?” He asked, curiously.

“I mean, at the time you were pretty high up,” Izuku looked down at their lap, twisting his fingers together. “At this point though, you’ve thoroughly usurped All Might’s place at the top of my personal list of heroes, rather than just being one of them.” Eraser’s smile grew into a grin.

“Glad to know you like me so much kid, I’m flattered.” Izuku hid his face in his hands and muttered something that came out sounding vaguely like ‘not a kid, ‘raser.’ Eraser chuckled, sounding embarrassed, taking another sip from his coffee.

“You said earlier that your friend had two conditions, what was the other one?”

“Oh, he wanted-” Izuku stopped, realizing that if he told Eraser that Hitoshi had asked him to teach him to be a vigilante, Eraser would know that he was the one to draw the picture and request an autograph as soon as he met him. “Actually, just a sec, I have to ask him if I can tell you.” Izuku said, pulling out his phone. Eraser raised an eyebrow.

“Shouldn’t he be asleep at this point?”

“Nah, it’s only two am. He’s worse of an insomniac than I am, and I can only sleep after working myself to complete exhaustion.” Eraser snorted.

---Green Bean---

‘Hey, Hitoshi-kun’

‘You awake?’

---Purple Tree---

‘Nope.’

‘I’m asleep.’

‘Completely dead to the world.’

---Green Bean---

‘Right, good to know.’

‘Eraser signed your picture’

‘He said that you’re a good artist’

---Purple Tree---

‘KSJSDKDSKSDKDSJKDJSDJSKSDWAHT’

---Green Bean---

‘Yep’

‘Anyways, he wants to know what your second condition for forgiving me was, but he will definitely figure out you’re the one who asked if I tell him and then introduce you.’

‘So I figured I’d ask.’

‘Also, I just admitted that he’s my favourite hero, having supplanted All Might, to his face, in case that makes it easier.’

---Purple Tree---

‘Aaaaaaaaaaaaa’

‘No’

‘Yes’

‘Fuck IDK’

‘Sure, go ahead ig’

‘Also great job on embarrassing yourself, that does make it easier’

---Green Bean---

‘:P’

‘You sure? I can’t exactly take it back once it’s said’

---Purple Tree---

‘Yeah, go ahead. Who knows, maybe he’ll offer to teach us both himself.’

---Green Bean---

‘Lmao, that’s never going to happen XD’

---Purple Tree---

‘I know, but just imagine if it did’

‘Two vigilantes, being taught by a pro hero’

---Green Bean---

‘IKR?’

‘Anyways, gtg’

---Purple Tree---

‘Talk to you later, Greenie’

~~~

Lucky looked up from their phone and stuffed it into one of their pockets suddenly, startling Shouta, not that he’d ever admit it.

“Okay, he said to go ahead. His second request was that I help him become a vigilante too,” they said. Shouta raised an eyebrow. Lucky had seen first hand how dangerous a vigilante’s life was, and during their talks about support gear they’d regaled him with the many truly horrifying incidents that had led to their gear being as protective as it was, and how even now it still sometimes failed them. It seemed very out of character for them to agree to bring someone else, especially someone they cared about, into that life.

“And you agreed to that?” Lucky shrugged helplessly.

“If I didn’t, he’d have become one on his own, like I did, and it’s a miracle I survived long enough to learn on the job the way I did. At least with me agreeing to teach him I can make sure he’s not copying my example and going out ridiculously unprepared.” That sounded more like them. Shouta shrugged in response, frowning slightly as he realized that Lucky had just implied they’d learned all their skills after becoming a vigilante, which was as alarming as it was impressive.

“Good point. What are you going to teach him?”

“Street fighting, how to use weapons, situational awareness, how to judge a situation, parkour, stealth, first aid, how to use whatever support gear he winds up using, that kind of thing. Plus I’ll probably throw in a lecture on the dangers of heroics and the gory and terrible things he’ll see, but he’s wanted to be a hero since he was tiny, same as me, so I doubt that’ll discourage him. He runs solely on caffeine and spite at this point, and a lecture on it being dangerous will not discourage him.” Shouta nodded, resisting the urge to chuckle at the thought of a kindred spirit, and being distracted from his approval of Lucky’s curriculum by one specific caveat they’d said.

“You want to be a hero?” Lucky froze.

“...yeah, I do.” Shouta nodded again in acknowledgement. It wasn’t really surprising that they would want to be a hero, most vigilantes did, at least at one point or another, but-

“Why not become one then?” Lucky looked down and kicked their feet.

“Can’t.” Shouta raised an eyebrow at them.

“Why not? You very clearly have the skills to be one.” Izuku grinned behind his mask, the light-up eyes on it shifting to have stars in them as they looked over at him. “I was actually going to suggest I could recommend you for the vigilante licensing process, which would get you an underground license and clear your record.” He resisted the urge to grin at the hope in the vigilante’s glowing eyes.

“You think so? You’d do that for me?”

“Of course. Kid, anyone who can’t see the potential you have as a hero is both blind and an idiot.” Lucky teared up with joy, beaming at him. Then their expression faltered slightly, the change showing on their mask. He frowned slightly in confusion.

“Even- Even if I don’t have- have a good quirk for heroics?” Shouta froze. ‘Ah. That explains a lot.’ Lucky recoiled into themself. He shook himself out of his shock to respond to the kid (He knew they weren’t a kid, hopefully, but they just seemed so young) who was clearly distressed.

“Of course kid, a quirk is just a tool, and it’s one that you can very clearly do without if you haven’t been using one to fight. Like I said before, you have the skills to be a hero. Hell, you’re a better hero than lots of pros, and that’s apparently without any sort of professional training.” Lucky burst into tears and hurtled forward to hug him.

“Thank you Eraser, thank you so much,” they sobbed, clinging tightly to Eraser.

“Of course, Problem Vigilante. I’m only telling you the truth,” he responded, gently rubbing their back. They giggled wetly, eventually calming enough to release him.

“You’re the first adult to ever believe in me, y’know? And the third person ever. Everyone else thought it was impossible.” Eraser reached out to pat Lucky’s head, trying to ignore the sinking feeling in his gut at the way Lucky had phrased that statement.

“The first ever? Really?”

“Yep. My parents both made it pretty clear that they didn’t think I could do anything, let alone become a hero. That was the popular opinion among my teachers and classmates too. I mostly stopped telling people after I transferred to online school in elementary, to be honest. Although, now that I think more about it, It was pretty fucked up of them to tell an elementary schooler that they’d be lucky to become anything, let alone a hero…” Shouta sat shocked by that admission as Lucky rambled, but he managed to shake himself out of it as their ramble devolved into a mutter storm about how fucked up their elementary teachers were.

“Well, I’m happy to tell you they were wrong, and if I thought you were willing to give me that much information I’d offer to set Nedzu on them for you. Or I could just get together a group of my more destructive coworkers and we can go burn down the school.” Lucky giggled, grinning. “I know for a fact that my husband will gladly help.” Lucky laughed outright, wrapping their arms around their stomach.

“Thanks Eraser,” they said, still snickering. ‘No honorific? I was beginning to think they’d never be comfortable enough to drop that. I’ll take that as an accomplishment.’

“No problem kid.” He took a sip of his coffee. “Y’know, I’ve been thinking of it for a while, and your comment about ‘learning on the job’ just solidified it, but you’re self taught, aren’t you?”

“Yep! Though I didn’t really learn all of it on the job, I spent some time studying and mimicking various fighting styles I’d seen people use in fights before I got the idea to be a vigilante, and I trained between patrols too, but yeah, I’m self taught. Mostly I learned from breaking down fights and studying various fighting styles from training videos and fights. I’ve been teaching the friend who wants to be a vigilante how to defend himself recently too, so I’ve gotten the chance to spar with him, sort of. Actually, now that I think about it, he’s going to complain about the unfairness of me constantly kicking his ass as soon as he connects that he’s been learning self defence from a vigilante.” They giggled, and Shouta snorted.

“Would you like professional training?” They shrugged.

“I mean, yeah, that would be great, but I’ve yet to find a self defence class that’s willing to teach people like me, so I make do.” Shouta shrugged, forcing his voice to remain nonchalant.

“I mean, I could train you.” Lucky dropped their iced coffee and had to lunge to catch it.

“You- You’d train me?”

“And your friend too, if he’d like. Assuming he has potential.” He could tell from their eyes that they were grinning ear to ear.

“We need to finish making his gear first, and get him into the habit of using code names when in costume, but I’m sure he’d love to. And- And I’d be honoured to be taught by you.”

“I’m glad to hear it. Are you busy tomorrow evening? I have the night off and I can get started training you then.”

“Yep! I actually train pretty much every night I don’t patrol, plus some on the days I do, and between that and the insomnia my nights are pretty much always free.”

“Good, I’ll see you here at our normal time then.” Lucky cheered, and Shouta chuckled. Lucky tilted their head at him.

“What’s funny?”

“Oh nothing, you just remind me of my husband when you get excited like that.” Lucky sputtered, laughing. Shouta grinned. “That or a bunny with the way you bounce around, which is a bit ironic considering your whole cat aesthetic.” Lucky snorted and burst out laughing, laughing even harder when something occurred to them.

“Oh, oh my god, the similarities are even stronger than I thought.”

“What similarities, Problem Vigilante?” Lucky wheezed, trying to stop laughing long enough to speak.

“Between you and my friend.” He raised an eyebrow at them. “You’re both always tired, you both have straight espresso for blood, you both love cats, you both have hair that at least occasionally defies gravity, you have nearly the exact same sense of humour, you both have non-physical quirks that would be perceived very similarly by the general public, I’d wager you’ve had very similar experiences growing up with regards to your quirks, you both constantly take naps in a yellow sleeping bag ever since I got him as an inside joke that is going to get me murdered as soon as he realizes, and you both compare me to a bunny when I get excited. He’s practically a mini you.” they said, counting the similarities off on their fingers. Shouta blinked in surprise.

“Huh. No kidding.” He filed away the information about the friend’s quirk just in case, briefly wondering if he should be surprised by the allusions to how the public had considered his quirk, before deciding that between that between how smart Lucky was and the fact they seemed to have faced their own share of quirk discrimination themself, it wasn’t actually that surprising. Something seemed to occur to them then.

“Oh my god, he was right.”

“Who was right?”

“My friend! He made a joke about you offering to train us or something when I was texting him, and we both dismissed it as something that would never happen, but then you did! He’s never going to believe he was right!” Shouta couldn’t help but chuckle as he patted Lucky on the head, once again foiled by the hood that kept him from ruffling their hair.

“He’s going to be insufferable after this,” they groaned. Shouta hid a grin in his capture weapon.

“What a pity.”

“It is!” they exclaimed, flopping back onto the roof dramatically. Shouta laughed watching them.

“If your friend is a mini me, you’re a mini Zashi.”

“‘Zashi’?”

“A nickname for my husband.” Lucky hummed, shifting in a way that he’d come to realize meant they were embarrassed, but in a good way. Suddenly, they shot bolt upright.

“Zashi as in Hizashi?” Shouta stilled in surprise, which they definitely caught and took as confirmation. “You’re married to Present Mic aren’t you? I was right!”

“How did you know that?” He questioned, honestly shocked.

“A couple of reasons. Every once in a while you show up with long blond hair on your costume, and Present Mic would have to have hair about that length in order to put his hair up like that. The same is true of him showing up occasionally with black hair around the right length on his costume, though that’s more common when he goes to events. You also show up with cat hair on your costume that looks very similar to cat hair that can be seen on Present Mic’s costume.

While he’s never definitively answered questions about his relationship status, only implying that he’d be too busy for a partner or wasn’t looking for one, when asked about what his ideal partner would be like, Present Mic described you practically to a tee, and his tone sounded as if he was making an inside joke. The common assumption is that the joke was that he was describing his polar opposite, but it also works if he was describing someone he was already in a relationship with. The way you describe your husband matches a more casual version of Present Mic, both in terms of personality and in the few details of his appearance you’ve told me.

You and Present Mic were also classmates at UA, which you’ve implied is how you and your husband met. You both also wear rings on necklaces hidden under your clothes, that look to match from what I’ve been able to see of them. Plus, when you talk about Present Mic your tone changes slightly. You sound more affectionate and less annoyed than you do when talking about anyone else, the exception being your husband, who you talk about similarly. The last thing would be that you called him ‘Zashi’, which is a relatively common nickname for Hizashi, and Present Mic’s civilian name is Yamada Hizashi.”

Shouta just blinked at them, and they seemed a bit sheepish. “If it makes you feel any better about it, I don’t think a villain could figure it out. I only started to suspect after getting to know you, and I’d wager you and him aren’t mutual friends with many villains.” Shouta shook his head, a bit overwhelmed.

“I’m shocked you managed to notice all that, let alone put it together.” Lucky shrugged, shifting in embarrassment.

“I have an eye for small details.”

“No kidding. That’s really impressive, kid.”

“Really?”

“Yep. I should throw you at the rest of my coworkers, both at UA and underground, and see what security risks you can point out. You’d be able to make some serious money from that kind of work, and it would help keep the rest of us safer.

“You- You think it’s a useful skill?”

“Sure. Someone figuring out something about an under can be disastrous, your ability to pick things like that out would help warn us of things we need to be careful about to keep those things quiet. And with your intelligence, we’d be hard pressed to find someone who can figure out things you don’t. There’s a reason so many people think you have an intelligence quirk.” They grinned widely again.

“Thanks Eraser, that means a lot to me.”

“Sure kid. Let me know if you’re ever interested in pursuing it as a career, even part time. I can get you in contact with people. Quirk analysis too actually. If you’re willing to share your analysis with the heroes and their teams they could seriously benefit from it.” Lucky seemed stunned.

“Everyone’s always told me my analysis was stalkerish and creepy, that it was as useless as I was,” they finally said, voice small. Shouta huffed to cover up the pang of sadness that filled him at that.

“I think we’ve already established my opinions on the worth of the opinions of all the people who’ve told you that. Neither you nor your analysis are useless. Hell, skills like yours put most professional analysts to shame, and that’s just from the things you’ve told me off hand, let alone your completed observations. If you’ve managed that without professional training, that’s even more impressive, and I’d really like to see what you could do with a competent teacher.”

“You think so?” Lucky seemed so hopeful, it was heartbreaking.

“Kid, I know so. You should reach out to my boss. As terrifying as the thought of the two of you together is, intelligence and skills like yours should be nurtured, and Nedzu’s probably the best person to teach you. Though, he probably won’t just teach you analysis, so be warned.” Lucky threw themself into his arms again, crying.

“I- if you think I should, I can reach out to him,” they stuttered out between tears.

“Yeah kid, I think you should. You’re crazy smart.” They gave him a teary grin.

“I- I’ll look into the analysis jobs you talked about too. They’d probably pay more than I make selling the stuff I fix anyways,” they joked, finally pulling back.

“You fix things?”

“Yeah. I fix up microwaves and phones and stuff I find on Takoba beach and then sell it at the pawn shops in the area. Or at least, the ones that don’t ask about quirks.”

“Takoba, that’s that trash beach, right?”

“That’s the one! And let me tell you, it’s a disaster. Plus, you can smell it from super far away, which sucks because I live right off the beach. I bet it would be super nice cleaned up though. Hey, there’s an idea…” they trailed off, staring into space.

Shouta went to take another sip of his coffee, only to find it empty. He sighed sadly, and Lucky looked up at him.

“Out of coffee,” he said by means of explanation. That seemed to break the spell that had been over them, and Lucky tapped their wrist in the pattern he’d come to recognize meant they were activating the time display in their visor.

“Oh shit, we’ve been sitting here for over an hour!” Shouta jolted and stood up, stretching in preparation for patrolling again, but he froze briefly at seeing Lucky pull down their mask to rest around their neck so they could chug the remainder of their iced coffee. They had darker skin, and he spotted a few freckles. Their face was round, with a softness clinging to their jaw and cheeks, almost like baby fat. He shook off his shock and the fuzzy feeling of warmth at finally seeing a glimpse of their face as they pulled their mask back into place and jumped up, bouncing from one foot to the other to warm up a bit.

“You ready to go, Eraser?” They asked, grinning.

“Let’s go, Problem Vigilante.” With that, they set off to continue their patrols.

Notes:

This chapter is so much longer than I meant it to be, but the conversation just kept going. Sorry about that. :P

When talking about how he and Hitoshi have wanted to be heroes since they were tiny, Izuku doesn't say he's wanted to be a hero since he was a kid because for as little as he acts like one, he still recognizes that he, and by extension Hitoshi, still are kids.

Chapter 7: Why, Just Why?

Summary:

Izuku tells Hitoshi and Mei about his plan and starts training with Eraser

Notes:

No trigger warnings this time!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Izuku burst in the door just after sunrise, startling both Hitoshi and Mei as they sat at the table. Hitoshi was drinking his morning cup of life juice (straight espresso, of course), and Mei working on something that will hopefully not explode (that hope is in vain, Mei can make anything explode).

“Morning Izuku,” he called to Izuku, who had started running around the apartment half focused on getting out of his vigilante gear and half focused on whatever new idea had captivated them. That kind of thing seemed to happen a lot, with Izuku hyper focusing on a new idea and forgetting everything else. Izuku startled, whipping around. Evidently he had once again forgotten there were other people around. Sometimes Hitoshi wondered how long Izuku would have been able to keep him from finding out about his vigilantism, and then there were times like this where he wondered how they’d lasted more than a week.

“Oh, hey guys! Toshi-kun, you were right, Eraserhead offered to train both of us. I accepted and said you could join when your gear is done and you’re into the habit of using code names. On another note, I’ve had an amazing idea, I’ll tell you about it as soon as I can get out of my gear.”

They then ran out of the room, presumably to finish getting out of his gear. They must have been really distracted to call him by a nickname. It was rare enough for them to forget his obsessive politeness and skip the honorific, even more so for them to do anything more casual than that. The only reason he didn’t regularly use an honorific with Mei anymore was because they would get excited enough to forget so often that he’d given up on it.

Wait, did they just say Eraserhead offered to train them? Hitoshi choked on his coffee. He was still spluttering when Izuku came back.

“What’s your idea Izu?” Mei asked.

“We’re going to clean up Takoba beach!” Hitoshi choked on his coffee, again. Izuku patted him on the back as he continued his explanation.

“First we’re going to have to find an old truck to fix up, which I’m sure we can figure out between the two of us, Mei. Worst case scenario we redesign the engine or something. Anyways, then we need to learn to drive, so that we can use the fixed up truck to drive the trash to the dump.

At that point we can start sorting through the garbage, pulling out anything we think could be useful, disassembling it, and storing the pieces on one of the other floors for if we need it for projects later. We can also pick out anything I can fix and sell later and store it somewhere else. We should do the beach in sections to help keep it more manageable, and we’ll need to pick up more protective gear than what we currently have...”

“Zu, I think you skipped a step,” Hitoshi interrupted. Izuku looked at him blankly.

“Which one?”

“The one where you explain why we’re cleaning the beach.”

“Oh, right. Well, the beach is a disaster, right? And it sucks to live near? Well, it would be a lot nicer if it was clean! People could actually enjoy it again! And we can clean it up, so we might as well, right? That’s what heroes do, help people! In this case, we’re helping people by cleaning the beach! Plus, hauling all the trash will make us stronger, and will be good training!

If we clean the beach it will also be easier, safer, and faster for me and Mei to get pieces for our projects when we need them, and for me to find things I can fix to sell. I figure between the three of us we can probably finish it in about a year, if we really focus on it!”

“Sounds good enough to me, Greenie!” Mei chimed in enthusiastically. Hitoshi sighed, not able to really deny Izuku’s reasoning.

“Alright, fine, I’ll join in too. Now, did you say something about Eraserhead training us earlier?” Izuku brightened, suddenly remembering that entire thing that had apparently happened.

“Oh yeah! I’ll be starting tomorrow, you’ll be able to start as soon as me and Mei have your base gear finished, and you’ve got the code name thing down.” They then went on to continue talking about all his plans and everything that happened that night, the conversation lasting until the alarm in the kitchen went off to start breakfast (they’d started setting alarms for meals because Izuku and Mei would frequently get so sucked into projects they’d have forgotten to breathe if it wasn’t automatic, and Hitoshi himself would forget to eat too often to remind them reliably).

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Izuku wound up sending Nedzu an email that afternoon, after having set up as many safeguards and levels of security as he could think of to try and keep Nedzu from tracking them down through it. In the email, he’d said that Eraser had suggested he connect with Nedzu, being of the opinion that Nedzu could teach them to properly harness their intelligence. Nedzu responded less than an hour later, and the two quickly came to an agreement where Nedzu would send him material and assignments to work at the beginning of each week, and they would go to UA in costume Tuesday and Thursday to learn from him directly. Nedzu wouldn’t attempt to uncover Lucky Kitten’s identity, and he would not reveal any details he may discover about Lucky to anyone.

Izuku wound up loving the challenges Nedzu set for him. Each one pushed his brain to the limits to figure out, and made them learn new skills to complete them. Nedzu had also told them to tell him about anything else they were interested in so that he could teach them about that too, and Izuku happily obliged. For just about the first time in his life, he was actually being challenged academically, and he loved it.

That evening he met Eraser on the roof to start training. The first thing Eraser did was ask him about his support gear, both what he had and what he was working on.

“I need to know so I know what to help you work on, aside from hand to hand. I’m also curious as to what all you have, because I’m assuming your support gear is the reason the list of quirks people have theorized you have is so long. I’m also curious as to what your quirk actually is, if it’s not anything on the list. I won’t push you if you don’t want to tell me though.” Lucky had laughed.

“You’re right about the support gear. The list really is a bit ridiculous.” Eraser raised an eyebrow at their comment about the list, getting the point when Lucky didn’t even mention his comment about their quirk.

“You’ve seen it?”

“Yep! I’ve been hacking into the police files to keep up on what you guys know about me for years.” They grinned at him. “The list of theorized quirks especially always makes me laugh. It’s always been a great way to cheer myself up after a bad day, honestly.”

“I probably shouldn’t be surprised that you’ve hacked into the police databases, honestly. Anyways, how did you manage to get that many theorized quirks?”

“The electricity quirk is the result of my electric gloves, knives, tail, and staff. The telekinesis quirk is the result of the telekinesis-imitation tech I designed and put in my gloves. The camouflage and invisibility quirks are people attributing my stealth to a quirk, which is a bit insulting honestly. I worked hard for that. The noise and light quirks are the result of my flash-bang, light, and noise grenades.

The sleeping gas, mist, smoke, glitter, paint, and glue quirks are the result of my exploding capsules, though I have grenades for some of those too, and I’ve turned most of the capsules into bullets. I also have net grenades, capsules, and bullets, but those have never been attributed to a quirk. I suspect the speed and jumping quirks are a result of my boots, which boost my speed and jumping.

I’m working on being able to skate on air with them, but I haven’t gotten that working quite yet. The dexterity, technology, intelligence, and precognition quirks are just abilities I’ve trained for, as is the strength one, though I am actually working on a means of enhancing my strength. The palms of my gloves heat up, which is where the heating quirk comes from, and the cat based quirk is the robotic ears and tail, and the retractable claws in my gloves.

The music quirk is from me playing boss music through the speakers in my ears while fighting, which I honestly just did because I was bored and it was fun. The ears can also project my voice and they enhance my hearing.

My visor has night vision, heat vision, and a zoom feature, and I’m working on x-ray vision and a way of seeing wifi and radio waves, because you never know when that could be useful, and it’d be cool. Also a way to scan someone for injuries, but that’s taking a bit longer.

I also have a grappling hook, and I recently added flaming knives to my arsenal. I have quirk cancelling handcuffs in my backpack, along with a laptop, which you already knew about, and I lined my backpack with enough metal to make it a possibly deadly weapon. Plus I have a mini super-computer linked to my visor and the touch pads on my gloves that I carry in my utility belt.

The other things I’ve been working on would be a jet pack, which at this point I’m really just trying to shrink enough to add to my backpack, and I um-” they faltered briefly in embarrassment but pushed through it, “I have an imitation of your capture weapon that I’ve finished, but I’m still working on learning to use it. That’s actually why I haven’t updated my gear as much since I met you. Between that and some of my projects giving me trouble, like adding electricity proofing to my costume, which is shockingly hard to make work with everything else, I haven’t been able to actually add or update things as often as I usually do.” Eraser blinked at them silently for a minute, trying to process that veritable flood of information.

“You really don’t cut corners when it comes to arming yourself, kid. How often do you normally add things to your arsenal?” Izuku shrugged.

“I usually add something new or improve something I already have every month or so? More frequently if one improvement can be applied to multiple pieces, like with the bullets, grenades, or capsules. Some of the improvements are more performance fixes than noticeable changes though, so it’s not usually obvious. Plus I train with the new item before I actually go out with it, and some projects take longer than others, so it’s not a super constant rate.”

“Kami kid, who makes your gear?”

“Oh, I do! It just being me working on them slows me down some, but I do my best! A friend of mine, not the one that wants to be a vigilante, found out the other day too though, and they wanted to help with my gear, so I’ll probably be able to update it more often now.” Eraser just looked at them for a moment.

“Kid, you are inhuman. You’re telling me you’ve been designing, building, and upgrading all your own support gear at a pace that would make most professional support engineers cry, all by yourself, while also making a living, keeping up with your training, and patrolling as a successful vigilante, all at once”

“...Yes?” Eraser shook his head incredulously.

“Right, for my own sanity, I’m going to just ignore that. You mentioned something about my capture weapon I think?” Izuku blushed, looking down at his feet.

“Y-yeah, I um, I managed to copy it a couple months back. I haven’t gotten good enough at using it to actually bring it on patrols yet though. It’s not exactly like yours, it wouldn’t fit very well with my outfit, but it’s pretty similar. It wraps tight around my arms and torso, beneath my hoodie, but it loosens with a gesture. I can use loops like you do but from around my waist instead, and the ends extend down and out my sleeves. I have to use a second piece of support gear to get the levitation, but that’s triggered by the same gesture as the scarf.”

“Ignoring how impressive it is that you’ve managed to do what no one else has been able to do yet and copy my capture weapon, if you want to bring it with you I can teach you how to use it.”

“Really?!”

“Of course, it would be illogical to leave you to figure out how to use it on your own when I can teach you. It’ll be different with your modifications, but I’m sure we can figure something out.”

“I’d love that!” Izuku beamed, bouncing from foot to foot, and Eraser hid a fond grin in his capture weapon.

“Anyways, let's get started, kid. I need to know exactly what to work on with you before I can plan for it, so I’d like you to run through some assessments for me.” With that, Izuku dove into the training with his usual degree of enthusiasm.

At the end of the night, Izuku gave Eraser his phone number (the vigilante one), in case he ever needed to contact them. Eraser had given them his in turn, with the offer to call him if they ever needed help with anything.

As they met up to train twice a week, Izuku came to find that Eraser’s training was much like Nedzu’s. It pushed him to his limits, in a way little else ever seemed to, and he loved every second of it. He improved in leaps and bounds each night they trained, and he never even tried to contain his glee over that fact.

They loved learning from Eraser. For all he was sarcastic and tired, he was a great teacher. He was blunt and logical in a way that just made sense, and he would tell them exactly what they were doing wrong, and how to fix it, or how to improve what was already good, and was always encouraging. The best part of training though was always the poorly hidden pride he could see in Eraser’s eyes.

They suspected Eraser was starting to figure out he was younger than they seemed, especially seeing as how they weren’t even protesting being called ‘kid’ anymore, but he’d come to trust him enough that he wasn’t too worried about it.

He started calling Eraser ‘EraserDad’ sometimes as a joke, and he told no one of how his stomach would fill with butterflies when Eraser started jokingly calling him ‘son’ (after first asking about their preference regarding gendered titles) in response. If he wondered sometimes what it would be like if Eraser really thought of them as a son, no one ever had to know.

Notes:

Izuku’s also doing school on top of everything Eraser listed, though he doesn’t know that. Yet.

Chapter 8: Spite

Summary:

Eraser meets Hitoshi! Oh, and Izuku and Mei are chaotic.

Notes:

Trigger Warnings: There’s a mention of chaotic driving at the beginning

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Apparently giving Izuku and Mei access to vehicles was a bad idea.

They wound up fixing up two old trucks, and Izuku started ‘upgrading’ a sports car just for fun. Hitoshi swore never to get into the sports car immediately upon finding out about it, and promptly swore off riding in any vehicle Izuku or Mei were driving after they raced around the neighbourhood in the trucks. Izuku and Mei thought it had been really fun, and Hitoshi was too busy throwing up at the side of the road to argue. No one should have ever let either of them learn to drive.

It took two months to get the trucks working, and then another four for them to be confident in their ability to drive without getting pulled over. Hitoshi wound up being the best driver of the three of them, he told them plainly it was because he was the only one out of the three of them that wasn’t batshit crazy, which they laughed at (plus he looked the oldest in case they ever did get pulled over), and so became the group’s designated driver for the back and forth between the beach and the dump.

It was two months after Izuku had started training when Izuku judged Hitoshi ready to train under Eraserhead, using the vigilante name Spite.

Thankfully, when he started Eraser only complimented his art, and then didn’t bring the picture thing up again. He’d have just about died of embarrassment if he had.

Hitoshi’s vigilante outfit had the same style of jumpsuit as Izuku had for a base layer, though his was a midnight purple with black sleeves instead, with baggy black pants and a harness over the top and knee high combat boots with the same features as Izuku’s fancy boots. He had a black hood as well, the removable cowl worn over the jumpsuit and under the harness.

Izuku had built him a mask that worked much like their own, though he’d opted to replace the white light up face with a yellow light up oni-style grin, and make the voice settings a bit easier to change with dials on the side. (Izuku had confirmed and re confirmed that he was okay wearing a mask, because he’d had bad experiences with things on his face. Getting to choose when the thing was on his face had made it almost comforting though, so they’d included a mask.) Rather than a visor, he had what were essentially wrap-around sunglasses held to his face by clips behind his ears. They didn’t have nearly as much tech in them as Lucky’s, owing to the lack of eyes and mini super-computer linked to them, but they still had the various means of vision enhancement.

He also had the same hearing enhancement Izuku had, though his was in the form of dark purple demon-style horns poking out the top of his hood rather than cat ears like Izuku’s. (He’d been called a demon so often throughout his life, he may as well own the label.)

He had gloves in the same purple as his jumpsuit with reinforced knuckles and grips on his fingers and palms. His pants and gloves were embellished with thin lines in a bright yellow, both for contrast and also because it was his favourite colour, though Izuku had added a way to change them to dark purple for stealth purposes.

They’d also given him escrima sticks and knives, both electric, and a small backpack and a utility belt with everything else he’d need or use in it. (They’d lined the backpack in metal, but, at his request, only enough to protect the contents, not enough to use as a weapon without serious effort. He would probably never use it that way, and he didn’t want to carry that extra weight around unnecessarily.)

His very favourite part of the outfit, however, was easily the scarf. Izuku had made him a copy of Eraser’s scarf, though he’d needed an extra piece of support gear based on Izuku’s telekinetic tech to make it hover, same as Izuku, as he didn’t have the same secondary levitation quirk that Eraser apparently did. Izuku had been teaching him the basics of how to use it for the past month, and Eraser had seemed impressed when he’d seen what he’d accomplished.

They’d decided that Hitoshi wouldn’t use his quirk as a vigilante, because that was the single most common reason for vigilantes having their identities uncovered: the police getting enough information on their quirk to search the quirk database for them.

Watching Izuku train with Eraser was deeply humbling, because it made it very, very clear that even when Izuku utterly kicked his ass, they’d been holding back. The shorter child was a menace. Regardless, he learned a lot, and he could actually see an improvement quite quickly. The best part was Eraser teaching him how to use his capture scarf, which he’d geeked out over almost as much as Izuku had.

Actually, scratch that, the best part was teaming up with Eraser to tease Izuku about how much sugar, cream, and other not-coffee substances they put in their coffee.

That was the general pattern their lives continued in for the next six months. Izuku and Hitoshi trained with Eraser twice a week, Izuku would go on patrol four days a week while Hitoshi trained at home on his own. During the day, he and Mei would work on their online school work while Izuku alternated Nedzu’s projects, going to UA twice a week for lessons, and working ahead on some of the high school curriculum. Izuku and Mei together would work on their support gear, Izuku would teach Hitoshi the things he was training him in, Izuku would work on various analyses and blueprints for support gear he eventually started using to replace selling repaired items as their source of income, under the name Ghost, and all three of them would work on cleaning the beach.

The only reason they managed to do as much as they did was Izuku’s diligent scheduling, and Hitoshi honestly wasn’t sure how Izuku managed his schedule. He suspected time travel, or some means of stretching time (considering Izuku’s brand of mad genius, he genuinely couldn’t rule it out completely).

For as painful and gross and horrible it had been to clean the beach, the sense of satisfaction when they could finally look out over the fully clean beach made it worth it. Especially considering they no longer had to smell the beach if they wanted to open a window. The mysteriously cleaned beach wound up making the news, but they decided as a group not to come forward about it, at least not yet, seeing as how Hitoshi was technically a runaway, and Izuku didn’t want to risk anyone finding out about their parents abandoning him, or about them being homeless. Mei just didn’t want to be known for anything but their support gear, and said that if she ever needed the boost to their popularity they could always leak it later, when it would be less detrimental to Izuku and Hitoshi.

That didn’t stop them from plastering pictures they’d taken of each other throughout the process on the walls in among the rest of the pictures they’d taken, of course.

With the beach finished though they now had an abundance of time that was now free. Mei dedicated most of it into making their babies, and Hitoshi redoubled his quirk training, while Izuku split their time between preparing for the UA entrance exams, because it was apparently never to early to start, which he’d reluctantly agreed with and joined in on, and expanding his litany of skills to include more investigation.

The latest thing he’d been looking into was an influx of new drugs into the markets. He was hoping to track down the source of it and head off the problem before it could get really bad.

Shortly after they’d finished the beach, they’d celebrated Hitoshi’s twelfth birthday with a picnic at said beach, and then fifteen days later had gone to a hero themed cafe to celebrate Izuku’s.

They’d brought Eraser a bunch of Present Mic themed cookies from the cafe with no explanation that evening. Izuku had told neither Hitoshi nor Mei who Eraser was married to, so they’d just had to take his word about it being funny.

Notes:

I love the idea of Izuku and Mei being very- interesting drivers, despite the fact that I would literately never willingly get in a vehicle with someone who drove like that if I had any other option. It suits the aura of chaos they have.

Poor Hitoshi though XD

The name ‘Ghost’ was given to Izuku by the underground community, who kept comparing him to a ghost because of how he could vanish on command, how no one could track them down, and because there were people that didn’t believe they existed.

Fun fact! Izuku has yet to pick any of their pseudonyms themself, they’ve both been given to them by the general public.

Chapter 9: Izuku Surprsie Adopts Another Child

Summary:

Izuku has a bad habit of kidnapping children.

Notes:

Trigger warnings: Brief, non graphic violence

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Lucky had been looking into dealings of Trigger for about four months when they discovered something much more alarming. The Yakuza group selling the Trigger, the Shie Hassaikai, were experimenting with ways of erasing quirks. They hadn’t gotten far yet, but they’d had just enough success with temporary results for them to know that they had the potential to be seriously bad news.

The Shie Hassaikai had buried the experiments seriously deep, and when they’d been researching for nearly five months without figuring out what exactly was going on or getting enough information for the police and heroes to act on, they realized they were going to have to break into the facilities themselves to find what they were looking for.

That realization prompted four months, with a short interlude to celebrate their and Hitoshi’s thirteenth birthdays enforced by Mei, where they snuck into and out of each of the Yakuza group’s hideouts one by one, gathering and organizing whatever information they could find. Eraser had been seriously concerned upon finding out about them breaking into Yakuza hideouts, but he couldn’t do much to stop them outside of arresting them, and they both knew at this point that he’d be unlikely to be able to do that successfully if he tried.

There were several near misses, but for the most part they were able to get in and out consistently without running into problems, and the few times they almost got caught they were able to play it off as gang or law enforcement activity.

They’d snuck into a little over seventy five percent of all the Shie Hassaikai’s bases when they finally figured out what was going on.

They heard a little girl crying as they were creeping around, heading for the labs, and their blood ran cold.

They followed the sound to see a small child, about four years old, with long white hair and limbs wrapped in bandages being brought to what was clearly supposed to be a nursery, but was the coldest, most impersonal feeling room they’d ever encountered. They waited for the caretaker to get sufficiently far away to attack the guards, taking them down quickly and silently before they could even realize what was happening. They swiped the keys from one of them and unlocked the door, scanning the room for the small child and spotting them curled up in their bed, wrapped in blankets. They let out a squeak and hid deeper in the pile of blankets upon seeing them.

He approached slowly, making sure their footsteps were audible. They crouched down a couple of feet from the quivering ball of blankets.

“I’m not going to hurt you, kitten,” they said softly. The child peeked out of the blankets slowly. “I’m here to help, if you’d like it.”

“H-help?” The child whispered, peeking a bit farther out of the blankets.

“Yep! If you’re not safe, or if there are people who are hurting or scaring you, I can take you away from here and keep you safe from them,” they made sure to keep their voice light and friendly, but still gentle, in the hopes of not scaring the child any more. The child’s tiny face poked out of the blankets entirely, and the wrappings loosened around them.

“You can take me away? You can keep me safe from Chisaki?”

“I can, and if you want me too I promise I will.” The child seemed to consider it for a moment.

“What if he tries to hurt you too?”

“If he tries I can protect myself, and I can protect you too, little kitten.”

“You promise?”

“I promise.” The child nodded, letting the blankets fall around them.

“What’s your name?” they asked. Lucky smiled.

“While I’m wearing my costume, my name is Lucky Kitten, but that’s kind of long, so you can call me Lucky. What’s your name?” the child nodded resolutely.

“E-Eri.” Lucky smiled a bit brighter at little Eri.

“It’s very nice to meet you, Eri-chan.” Eri seemed to be thinking something over.

“Are- are you a boy or a girl?” they blurted out after a moment.

“I’m actually neither, I’m something in between! When people talk about me, they use ‘they’ and ‘them’ instead of ‘he’ and ‘him’ or ‘she’ and ‘her’. I don’t mind if you use ‘he’ or ‘she’ though, if that’s easier for you. They don’t bother me.”

“There’s- something in between?”

“Yes there is. Are you something in between too?” Eri thought about it for a moment.

“I don’t know. Everyone has always said I was a girl.”

“That’s alright, you can take as long as you want to think about it, and even change your mind later if you’d like, and if you decide you’re still a girl when you’re done thinking about it that’s alright too! Would you be okay with me referring to you as a girl in the meantime, or would you like me to do something else?” Eri thought it over for another moment.

“You can call me a girl for now.”

“Sounds good Eri-chan!” Izuku said brightly. “Now, did you want me to take you out of here?” Eri nodded quickly.

“Can I bring my toys with me?”

“Sure, as long as they can fit in my backpack! If you have to leave something behind though, we can get you a new one once we’re out of here.” Eri nodded seriously.

“I’ll have to think about what to bring then.”

“That’s alright, as long as we can be out of here before someone comes looking for you again.”

“They’re all finished the experiments for today, so they won’t come looking for me until tomorrow.” She hesitated for a second. “Do you need to get anything?” Lucky paused, considering.

“I was hoping to get some things, yes, but I can always come back and get them some other time if you’d rather I stay with you.” Eri considered it carefully again.

“You can go get your things, as long as you promise to come back.” Lucky smiled at her gently.

“You sure, kitten?”

“Yes,” Eri responded, nodding resolutely.

“Alright then, I promise I’ll be back soon,” Lucky told her, standing up and moving back. Eri nodded and climbed out of bed to look over her toys, and Lucky left the room, sprinting to get to the labs as fast as possible. They rushed through gathering literally everything they could, which mostly consisted of taking pictures and video so as not to tip anyone off about them having been there. Not that that was going to matter much seeing as how they were planning to kidnap a child who was important enough to be kept under guard, but digital copies were sturdier and easier to transport anyways.

They got back to the room just as Eri was putting the last of the toys she was leaving behind away. Lucky approached slowly again, but Eri still jolted when she looked up at them. Lucky put their backpack down beside her and unzipped it.

“You can put your toys in here.” Eri nodded and began to carefully place the few stuffed animals and dolls she’d chosen into the bag. She wound up running out of room, and Lucky offered to tuck the last remaining toy, a stuffed rabbit, into their utility belt before she could panic.

“Alright, are you all ready to go?” Lucky asked her. Eri nodded. “Can I pick you up Eri-chan? It will be easier to get out of here if I can carry you, but I don’t have to if you don’t want me to.” Eri thought for a moment.

“You can pick me up,” she said, and Lucky carefully picked her up and positioned her on their chest.

“Alright, off we go then!” And with that, Lucky took off out of the building, avoiding as many people as they could with a child in their arms and throwing glue bombs at everyone else. They had to move faster and faster as more and more people heard the yelling and caught on to what was happening, and they were flat out sprinting by the time they were vaulting the exterior wall of the compound, having already hacked and disabled the defences on the way in.

They wound up getting home much, much later than they’d intended, having had to take so many detours and move so slowly to avoid being tailed or caught. Izuku spent the walk and train ride back telling Eri about Hitoshi and Mei and his home, and had spent a frankly embarrassing amount of time gushing to her about Eraserhead. Eri said she wanted to meet them, and declared that she wanted to stay with ‘Lucky-san,’ which had made them blush quite a bit to hear. When they got back, they were greeted in the living room by Hitoshi making breakfast.

“Hey Toshi! I brought home a new sister!” Izuku declared cheerily.

“Oh hey Zu, I was wondering when you’d get- wait what?” Hitoshi whipped around to see Izuku standing there with a small child balanced on his hip.

“This is Eri! She’s said she’s okay with being referred to as a girl while she thinks about her answer more.” Izuku’s tone completely betrayed the shit eating grin hidden beneath their mask. Hitoshi dropped his face into his hands.

“Only you Zu, only you.”

“Zu?” Eri asked, quiet voice betraying confusion.

“Oh! Remember how I said that when I’m in costume people call me Lucky Kitten?” Eri nodded. “Well, when I’m out of costume, my name is Midoriya Izuku, and people I’m close to, like Hitoshi and Mei, call me nicknames based off of that, like Zu or Izu. They also use ‘he’ and ‘him’ to talk about me too, in addition to ‘they’ and ‘them,’ because I feel closer to being a boy out of costume than I am in costume.” Eri nodded.

“Should I call you that then?”

“If you want to, sure!” She thought about it for a second.

“Can I call you Izu-nii? Because you called me your sister?” Izuku teared up behind the mask.

“I’d love that, Eri!” She nodded decisively. “Alright, can I put you down so I can get out of my costume, Eri?” She nodded hesitantly, and they put her down. They pulled off their hood and mask, and pushed up their visor, so that Eri would be able to see their face before he changed his outfit completely. They grinned at her brightly and put his backpack down beside her. “Why don’t you get your toys out of my backpack while I get changed, and then when I get back we can pick out which room we’ll decorate for you?”

“Okay,” Eri agreed, moving to start unpacking the bag, and Izuku passed her the bunny from their belt before hurrying off to get changed before she finished.

When they’d changed into comfy clothes and tied his hair (which was down past their shoulders now because he kept forgetting to cut it) back, he gave Eri a tour of the apartment he and Hitoshi used to house their living quarters (perks of having an entire floor of a building to yourself, you have way too much space) and she picked one of the rooms for herself. He then brought up a bunch of store catalogues on the computer and helped Eri pick out furniture and decorations for her new room, which they then sent Hitoshi and Mei to go get while Eri and Izuku had a nap on the couch, Eri having settled down on Izuku’s chest when he laid down.

Assembling the furniture was- an adventure, and painting the walls wound up with three teenagers covered in a great deal of pink paint. Mei and Hitoshi had also brought a bunch of new toys and books for Eri back with them, along with step stools and light switch covers to turn the switches to pull strings so Eri could reach things around the apartment on her own, which she played with while they set up her room.

Once she’d given her seal of approval to the room, they’d all eaten dinner, which was a repeat of her being absolutely mind blown by the flavours of the food and them being very grateful they’d made something relatively bland like the previous two meals had been, and then Izuku read her a story book and put her to bed, explaining to her before she fell asleep that he wouldn’t be there that night, but if she needed something she could go and ask Hitoshi, and he would help her with whatever she needed. He’d given her another promise that he’d come back before she’d settled down and fallen asleep for the night, Put Your Hands Up radio playing quietly in the background on Izuku’s Present Mic radio to keep the room from being too quiet and too like the Yakuza compound.

It was only then that he left for patrol, a bit late and more tired than usual, but otherwise continuing on as normal. They wouldn’t get the chance to look through the files he’d gotten from the Shie Hassaikai until the next night, which had ended up with him in their gym a couple apartments over trying to burn off the rage that screamed for him to hunt down all the monsters that had done that to her.

He’d sent the files to Sir. Nighteye, who they’d discovered was currently looking into the Yakuza, with a note saying the little girl was safe, and if he didn’t hunt the Shie Hassaikai down fast enough, they would.

Notes:

Izuku as Lucky calling children younger than them kittens is, to me, absolutely flawless. It is also gender neutral, so bonus points.

I wasn't planning on Izuku explaining the concept of gender to Eri, it kinda just happened.

Izuku dropped the honorific for Eri after she started calling him Izu-nii as she's now definitively a member of his immediate family.

Chapter 10: Life With A Baby Sister

Summary:

A somewhat fluffy filler chapter!

Notes:

No trigger warnings this time (other than a reference to Izuku teaching Eri how to stab people properly)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Sir. Nighteye had responded to Lucky's threat towards the Shie Hassaikai by officially including them on the team working on bringing them down, so as to ensure they wouldn’t decide he wasn’t moving fast enough. When he questioned them on why they were so serious about the matter, contrary to their usual happy-go-lucky demeanour, they’d merely responded that it was personal, and that they always took crimes against children seriously, and had let slip nothing more.

Either way, they were working on dealing with the Shie Hassaikai, which was really good because they had not taken their stealing of Eri well. They’d wound up dyeing Eri’s hair a pretty green and tying it up whenever they left the house to keep her from being recognized and attacked in the meantime, which had been a necessity because Overhaul was definitely looking for her. She’d been all for it upon realizing that she’d look even more like ‘Lucky-nii’ with green hair.

Izuku and Hitoshi had wound up filling the windows and balconies with potted plants upon finding out about how much Eri apparently loved flowers, and pancakes for breakfast became a weekly tradition upon Mei discovering her sweet tooth. They’d managed to deal with Izuku and Hitoshi needing to both leave to train with Eraser by having Mei babysit, and when she wasn’t available they’d switch off which of them had to stay home. Izuku told Eraser he’d recently acquired responsibility for caring for a little sister, hence they and Hitoshi occasionally needing to miss training or patrol.

It was made harder when, after over a year and a half of training with Lucky and Eraserhead, Spite was finally deemed ready to start patrolling, but they managed.

Izuku had also started multitasking his own high school work with tutoring Eri, after she had expressed interest in learning the things he was doing, and teaching her basic self defence while he was training Hitoshi. Hitoshi had suggested that maybe teaching a three year old how to take someone down might not be the best idea (because as it turned out she wasn’t quite four yet), but Izuku had countered that with there being a Yakuza after her, and that as she was physically capable of holding a knife and throwing a punch she may as well learn to do so properly. Hitoshi hadn’t had a good enough counter argument, so Eri was rapidly getting to the point where she could kill anyone that tried to kidnap or otherwise harm her. It was actually kind of terrifying, especially with how enthusiastic she was about it.

Izuku had been slowly trying to improve how she viewed her quirk, but it was slow going, and in the meantime he’d given her an emergency bracelet that would cancel her quirk for about ten minutes when she turned it on, before turning itself off again. They could have made her one that would keep it cancelled all the time, but again, he was trying to get her to the point she could learn to intentionally control and maybe even use it.

Eri wasn’t the only stray he wound up bringing home in those couple months though. On their way home from patrol one evening Izuku had heard a sound that he’d thought was a raccoon trapped in a dumpster, but upon lifting the lid he’d found instead a very scruffy, fluffy cat. It was a grey cat with black patches across its face, paws, and fluffy tail, which was hilarious because it looked pretty much exactly like a cat version of a raccoon. When Izuku gave the cat, whom they’d dubbed Trash Panda, after both the confusion and the cat’s markings, food, the cat had promptly decided she was coming home with him. He didn’t much feel like arguing with the cat, and so brought her home with them.

One bath (which was way easier than they thought it would be since she apparently loved water) later, and Trash Panda was happily munching on fish from the fridge before curling up in his bed. She didn’t have a collar, and had been dirty and matted enough that she was almost certainly a stray, so Izuku had no problems claiming Trash Panda as his. Hitoshi had teased them about bringing home strays in the middle of the night the next morning, but had raised no actual protests against Trash Panda’s addition to the household. Eri had been fascinated by the cat, and had seemed both confused and overjoyed when she liked her.

The three of them took Trash Panda to the vet, and then Eri spent the afternoon playing with her with all the cat toys they’d gotten while out and about. By the end of the day, it was very clear that Trash Panda, or just Panda according to Eri, had adopted Eri as her new kitten. Hitoshi had made a joke about cats apparently really liking Eri, using both Izuku’s and Panda’s immediate love for her as his evidence.

The theory seemed a bit more probable when, a little over a month after that, Eri had wound up finding a tiny black kitten with white patches on his paws and the tip of his tail in an old donut box at the park. Izuku and Eri had quickly agreed upon the name Donut, as Eri liked donuts and he had been found in a donut box. Hitoshi thought Izuku’s reason for naming the kitten Donut (the second reason) was not a good one, but Eri liked it, so Donut it was.

While Trash Panda was for the most part a gentle, affectionate (but very insistent) cat, Donut was a feisty ball of energy wrapped in soft black fur. Trash Panda adopted Donut as her second kitten (after Eri) pretty much immediately, and, much like Panda, Donut adored Eri more than he liked anyone else in the house.

When Eri’s fourth birthday came around that November, they celebrated with cake and a princess tea party themed birthday party, and all three members of the chaos trio showered her with gifts, and for the very first time Eri gave them the very smallest smile. They’d all thought it was the most beautiful smile ever.

The arrival of Eri’s birthday seemed to have reminded Izuku of the approach of the UA entrance exams, which were now less than two years away. Hitoshi still thought Izuku was over preparing, but joined in his preparations all the same, just in case.

Granted, most of those preparations consisted of gathering information on the entrance exams, which was nearly impossible to find. Once he’d managed to uncover that the exam would have them fighting robots, they expanded the training to include various means of dismantling robots, with and without support items.

They’d also been working on a fighting style that Eraserhead wouldn’t recognize, in case they wound up in his homeroom, or in a situation he might be watching them fight in. Meanwhile, Izuku worked on finding out any more information, like the rules or the layout of the physical exams. They’d also worked on studying for the written exams, which Mei had joined them for, and Izuku had been helping Mei practice for the support exam, which he also practiced for, on the chance he didn’t get into heroics.

The most important part of their preparations however, was working on tracking down Overhaul. They wouldn’t be able to have one of the trio stay with Eri during the school day, which meant they would need somewhere else for her to go during that time. She was old enough to be in school, which they were trying to prepare her for as best they could, but she wouldn’t be able to go until Overhaul and the Shie Hassaikai were taken care of, and it was proving difficult. Izuku had wound up looking into secure daycares that heroes used, in case Overhaul couldn’t be dealt with in time, and had been considering asking Nedzu about it.

In the meantime, they tried to keep her up to date on the kindergarten curriculum, and possibly overshot it by a bit in what they taught her.

They wound up routing out the rest of the Shie Hassaikai by June that year, by which point Izuku had also been able to convince Eri to start practising at least turning her quirk on and off at will, and using it on plants to practice control and use up a bit of her accumulated stores.

By September they’d managed to enrol Eri in a daycare that was actually associated with UA, though Izuku had had to pull some strings with Nedzu to get her in, and there wound up being some difficulties with her having started halfway through the year, but thanks to Izuku’s tutoring, which had definitely been above grade level, she was able to adjust to that aspect at least fairly quickly.

She had some struggles with the number of other kids, but thankfully between them having warned the teachers about her being heavily traumatized in advance and the class sizes being really small to start with, she eventually adjusted and came to love school.

Eri’s fifth birthday came soon after that, and they wound up having a proper birthday party with her new friends at a play centre to celebrate. Afterwards Hitoshi vehemently declared that he hated planning parties, but it was more than worth it to see the still rare smile on Eri’s face.

With Overhaul out of the picture, they’d offered Eri the option of stopping dyeing her hair, but she’d decided she liked having her hair be a bright colour. So rather than stop dyeing her hair completely, she’d elected to start dyeing it a new colour each time they dyed it. Apparently her classmates found her constantly changing hair colour really cool, and between that and her stories about their cats she was the most popular girl in the class. The whole trio was happy to see her happy and surrounded by friends.

Notes:

I recognize that Eri's quirk doesn't work on plants, but I've decided to ignore that fact for the sake of my fic.

Izuku: How young is too young to learn to fight?

Hitoshi: She’s too young, Izuku.

Izuku: ….

Izuku: I mean I started teaching myself at five, soo…

Hitoshi: Izuku no.

Izuku: Izuku yes :D

 

Also, updates are so fast right now because I wrote a bunch in advance, and am just posting them when I feel confident I won't edit them any more. It'll slow down relatively soon.

Chapter 11: Meetings on Rooftops

Summary:

Izuku's preparations for the exams are halted by one meeting on a rooftop, and restarted by another.

Notes:

'Text’ Is the format for sign language.

Trigger Warnings: Dissociation, depressive episode, referenced suicidal thoughts, referenced previous suicide attempts (non graphic and not by a character in the story), referenced flash back, destructive rage/grief, reference to drowning, reference to suffocation, neglectful hero, discrimination, reference to discrimination, mild swearing.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

A year before the UA entrance exams, Izuku really kicked his preparations into gear. He tracked down and studied everything he could. Loopholes, blueprints, the lists of people who had passed previously. He wound up uncovering a list of point types, that he was pretty sure he was supposed to find based on the lack of difficulty he’d come to find characteristic of Nedzu’s security systems. The villain points were easy enough to guess about, as were the rescue points. There were also info gathering and infiltration points, and only the info gathering points had an explanation provided. The instructions said to put a specific mark at the top of your written test paper if you’d found the site with the information. Izuku drilled the symbol into his and Hitoshi’s heads, and had on a suspicion gone through everything else he’d found on the exam to find similar symbols, which they also practiced putting at the top of the page so they wouldn’t forget them.

The blueprints of the robots they studied to figure out how to break them the easiest, but Izuku also worked on determining the best way to hack the robots to turn them against their fellows. He’d wound up finding an open USB port beneath a panel (they’d have to tear off the panel to get to it, but that was irrelevant), and had wound up designing a device to plug into it that would do just that. He could also do the same from a modified flip phone, but it would be easier to just plug something in. They’d given each device a name and tracker linked to his phone as well, and would be able to control them remotely via said phone. They’d given Hitoshi some of the devices and a flip phone controller as well.

They carefully studied and memorized the blueprints of each of the battle arenas, finding where the robots entered the field It took actually hacking into UA proper’s files (not an easy thing to do, especially without getting caught) to find the blueprints of the storage areas, and doing so revealed the location of the command centres as well, which was a true gold mine.

And so, with a plan crafted, they practiced to implement it. Izuku and Mei spent hours every day designing, building, refining, and rebuilding support items that would help him and Hitoshi pass the exam, without getting them recognized by Eraserhead (who would definitely be proctoring the exam). Izuku and Hitoshi practiced with all of their new support items and carrying them around so that when they had to sneak them in they didn’t seem suspicious. They also practiced identifying and making improvised weapons, and carrying around supplies like duct tape they’d need to make them.

Izuku also had all three of them on full cram programs for the written exams, because they’d be damned before he let his friends fail their entrance exams on the written portion of all things. Both Mei and Hitoshi hated the mock interviews Izuku had them all do, but as usual, they couldn’t argue with his logic to their necessity.

For the first two months of their preparations, everything happened smoothly.

Then one day, Izuku came back from a trip to get groceries hours late, without groceries and covered in foul smelling sludge. He didn’t talk about what happened. In fact, they didn’t talk at all for days. Hitoshi and Mei managed to drag him to an underground clinic to get them checked over and to get the lingering sludge from his lungs, but aside from that Izuku resisted doing anything. He would give Eri a distant smile and pet the cats when they climbed in their lap, but next to nothing else. He wouldn’t even respond to Eraserhead’s texts, leaving Hitoshi to explain to the man what had happened. The first time he did anything was four days after the incident while Hitoshi was out, when he tore every sheet of analysis on All Might from his notebooks, ripped them to shreds, and lit them on fire, before finally breaking down and spending hours crying and screaming his lungs out on the kitchen floor, until he’d cried himself hoarse and just sat hunched over his knees, gasping for breath.

When he’d calmed down and gathered his energy, he climbed to the roof, and sat on the edge just looking over the ocean and breathing in the salty air. Eraser found them there hours later, once the sun had set.

It was a testament to how out of it he was that they didn’t notice Eraser until he’d landed on the roof and started moving towards them.

“Hey kid, what are you doing out here?” he asked, voice uncharacteristically soft, though still a bit gruff. Apparently that was an irremovable part of his voice. Izuku’s lips almost twitched in a smile at the thought.

“Watching the ocean,” they answered quietly. They hadn’t really been watching it. They’d barely noticed the sun setting hours ago.

“You think you could watch the ocean a bit further away from the ledge, kid?” Izuku hummed in response. He thought about moving, but his muscles didn’t respond, so they gave up. After a moment Eraser moved to sit down beside them, close enough to grab him if they pitched forwards, but far enough away to not risk making him uncomfortable. It was a position Izuku was familiar with, having had to either assume it himself or having seen Eraser assume it many times over the years. He couldn’t say it was unwarranted in this situation.

“What’s on your mind?” Izuku’s lips did twitch then, fondness for Eraser breaking through the heaviness of the nothing covering him just a little.

“A lot, and nothing at all,” They murmured.

“Oh yeah?” Izuku hummed. They wanted to respond, to elaborate, but their voice just- wouldn’t.

“Did something happen?” Eraser prompted gently. Izuku still couldn’t speak, but his hands rose to sign unbidden. The signs were slow, dragged out by their exhaustion, but they were comprehensible, which was the important part.

‘A lot, yeah. Someone I looked up to for a long time-’ Izuku paused in his signing for a moment. ‘There’s a reason people say to never meet your heroes, apparently. I found out what it was.’

“Want to tell me about it?” Eraser asked after a moment.

‘I was attacked by a villain.’ Izuku had to stop for a minute, breathing deep just to remind himself that he could, that he wasn’t drowning in grey sludge anymore. ‘They were made of grey sludge. I was unprepared, and distracted, and they caught me by surprise. I managed to stab out one of their eyes, but that- that didn’t stop them from trying to cram their way into my lungs. All Might appeared as I passed out from oxygen deprivation.’ They had to stop again, swallowing back a mix of grief and rage at the thought of All Might.

‘I woke up to All Might slapping me awake. He said something about almost losing me I think, and then having to go, but I don’t really remember. I- I do remember latching on to him. I was still shaking, I’d just almost drowned, I must have latched onto him for comfort or something. He was my favourite hero and gave me hope for a really long time, so it makes the most sense that that’s why I did it. I’m not sure though, it happened so fast- One second I was choking on sludge then the next I was being slapped awake by All Might- and then the next I was clinging to All Might’s leg as he tried to shake me off a hundred feet above the ground. I- I had to tell him that if I let go then I would die before he stopped trying to make me let go. He- he landed on a roof top-’ Izuku stopped again, wondering whether or not he should tell Eraser about All Might shrinking. Eraser stayed silent as Izuku thought, waiting for him to start again. Izuku snorted, and his voice returned as some part of the spell over him broke.

“Y’know what? He told a random middle schooler on top of a roof I know there were cameras on, and then didn’t even ask me not to tell anyone. He’s lucky I understand the need for discretion. After he landed on the rooftop, All Might shrunk. He just- poofed, and suddenly he was this hunched over stick of a man coughing blood all over the place. Once I’d gotten over my surprise, or at least some of it, he told me about how he got an injury in a battle years ago, and how it had put him in a state he should have retired from, but didn’t. Anyways, once he’d finished with his explanation,” Izuku struggled for a moment, throat starting to close up again. “I asked him a question: Can I become a hero like you without a quirk?” Izuku swallowed hard.

‘He said no. He said no, that it was too dangerous and that I’d be a liability, to be more realistic, then swelled back up and jumped away.’ Eraser swore violently.

“That complete idiot. He did what?” Eraser swore some more, almost making Izuku chuckle.

“Kid, he was dead wrong. Not having a quirk isn’t going to stop you from being a hero if you don’t let it. Plus, lots of heroes, especially underground heroes, fight essentially quirkless in some or all situations, myself included. There’s this person I know- they’re a vigilante, not a hero, at least not yet if I have anything to say about it, but they’re a better hero than plenty of actual heroes I know, and they do it all without using a quirk. They’re better at the hero thing than All Might too, if the number of protocol violations in that interaction is any indication.”

Izuku actually smiled, even chuckling at the comment about All Might, and turned to look at Eraserhead. They gave him a nod. Eraser hesitated before asking his next question.

“How did you get down from the roof?” Izuku’s smile faltered, and he turned back to looking out over the ocean again.

‘He told me to use the door, but it was locked, and no one answered by banging on it. I- I wound up staying up there for hours. I- I thought about taking the quick way down.’ Izuku took a deep breath. ‘I- The only thing that got me off that roof safely was seeing a charm my little sister had made for me on my belt. It- it reminded me that she was at home with my brother and our cats, waiting for me to get back with the groceries I’d lost when the villain attacked me. And- a teacher I’m- close to, as well, I had been supposed to meet him, but I was late for that. That’s what got me moving again, actually. The knowledge that I was late to meet him.’ Izuku looked down at his feet hanging so many stories above the ground. ‘I wound up jumping down to the fire escape, and climbing down that way.’

“For what it’s worth, I’m glad you found a safe way off that roof, kid. And I’m sure your siblings and cats are even more glad about it.” Izuku smiled, nodding slightly.

‘Me too. It’d be a shame if that finally did me in, after this many years of fighting the world itself for my right to live. Besides, I promised my brother we’d become heroes together, and I never break my promises.’ Izuku felt a bit more confident by the end of their little speech. Eraser gave them a small grin of his own.

“That’s the spirit kid.” Izuku stood up and stepped back onto the roof fully, turning to face him, with a grin that was spiteful and razor sharp.

“I’m going to make All Might eat his words. I was planning on going underground, only going to UA at all so that kids like me would know it was possible, but now? Fuck it, I’m going for the top. I’ve never cared about the rankings, but I want to see his face when I make number one.” Eraser smirked.

“I look forward to seeing you in my class then, kid. Make sure you get there.” Izuku nodded at him confidently.

“I won’t let you down, Eraserhead.”

“I have no doubt about that, little menace.”

Izuku was back on track the next day, even more motivated than before. He apologized to his little family for scaring them, then threw himself into preparing. He wasn’t just preparing for the exams though. He prepared for afterwards too. While before most of his support gear was meant for his vigilante gear, now that he was aiming for the top he’d need things flashy enough to get there. He was planning on putting as much of it as possible into his hero costume, bulking out his submission for his hero costume with pages and pages of diagrams and blueprints.

He’d eventually told Hitoshi and Mei what had happened in vague details, but had only told Eraser as Lucky that ‘he’d find out eventually.’ He’d had to hold both Hitoshi and Mei back from lighting the number one hero on fire, but had eventually managed to get them to channel their rage towards training instead.

By the time the entrance exams finally rolled around, all three of them were raring to go, and more than ready to prove themselves.

Notes:

Bakugou doesn't get attacked here, just Izuku. As a result, All Might never offers Izuku his quirk.

I’m considering rewriting this story and my HP fic, as they’re a bit too summary-esque for my tastes, especially since the third fic I just started is better on that front. Having to rewrite them both would suck though, as I have both fics written up to over twenty chapters, and they will expand greatly if I rewrite them.

I haven’t decided yet, but I’ll try to start posting again as soon as I can if I do, and I’ll make sure to leave an author’s note.

Chapter 12: The Entrance Exam at Last

Summary:

The UA entrance exam.

Notes:

Trigger warnings: Mentions of bullying, discrimination, very brief mention of domestic abuse and sexual harrasment/assualt, brief description of anxiety, non-graphic description of a flashback.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Izuku and Hitoshi walked to UA from the train station in silence, too nervous to speak. Mei had elected to stay home and do some last minute prep for her own exam, which was the next day. They paused briefly in front of the gate, looking up at the main building. Izuku had been coming to UA twice a week for years at this point, but there was something different about coming here for the entrance exam, when there were easily hundreds of students milling about. Izuku dragged a breath into his lungs.

 

“You ready for this, Toshi?”

 

“Not even close, Zu,” Hitoshi huffed. “Let's go.” Izuku laughed, starting forwards, only to lurch suddenly, the ground rushing up to meet his face. All the training in the world couldn’t save Izuku from his own clumsiness. Hitoshi swore as he lunged to catch him, knowing he’d lagged too far back to make it in time. A hand appeared out of nowhere and struck him between the shoulder blades, and Izuku’s stomach swooped as gravity dropped away from him in an instant. It was only his many years of practice flying through the air at the end of a grapple line or the force of his jump boots that allowed him to right himself quickly, and he turned to look at the person who’d saved him. 

 

“Sorry about using my quirk on you without permission!” They chirped, and the feeling of weightlessness disappeared as they touched their fingertips together. “I just thought it would be bad luck to trip before your exam, y’know?” Straight brown hair in a shoulder-length bob, messy, possibly self-cut bangs. A round, pale face with prominent baby fat, large brown eyes, a small, slightly pointed nose, and pink cheeks. Sturdy, slightly worn clothes showing signs of previous mending, most notable articles being a pink scarf and a slightly oversized brown coat, possibly a hand-me down. Both are practical and warm, with little account for current fashion. Heavy clothes and leggings under their skirt in the currently mild weather suggest a possible vulnerability to cold, and largely disguise build of upper body, but assuming consistency across their body the build of their legs suggests notable amount of muscle softened by body fat, suggesting practical strength rather that aesthetic. Slight bone structure, average height, estimated age 14-15, after accounting for baby face, context and lack of UA uniform suggest another examinee.

 

 

Strong evidence of a five-point contact activation and deactivation requirement, localized to the finger tips. Demonstrated telekinetic function, experience of weightlessness would suggest nullification of at least gravitational force, possibly others. Arrested motion of affected subject would imply application of force upwards, per Newton’s law of perpetual motion, as subject’s remaining ability to move under own power rules out general-motion-arresting properties as the cause. Relative simplicity of demonstrated effects combined with tactile activation, as opposed to more common purely mental activation, suggests either additional components or incredibly high strength, most likely a combination of both. Level of training with quirk unknown. 

 

Smiling, slightly sheepish, expression appears genuine. Projecting a friendly demeanor. Not an immediate threat.

 

Izuku is silent for perhaps a beat too long as he analyzes and catalogues his findings, but with his conclusion he smiled back, wide and bright, automatically mirroring the other examinee’s friendly demeanor. 

 

“It’s no trouble, thank you for the save!”

 

“No problem! Anyways, good luck on the exam!” And then hey were gone before Izuku could say anything else.

 

“For someone with your skillset, you are shockingly clumsy, Zu.” Izuku jumped slightly, turning, then scowled at Hitoshi and stuck his tongue out at him. Hitoshi laughed, and the two headed off again. They passed through the initial security with no problem, the system not even flagging Hitoshi’s id as a runaway since Izuku had hacked a whole bunch of files and removed the flags before they’d submitted their applications to UA. They wound up being in different exam rooms, so Izuku said goodbye to Hitoshi at his room before heading off to find their own. 

 

He found his seat with little trouble, but couldn’t help being startled when he noticed a familiar presence a few seats away. Bakugou Katsuki, slouched in his seat and giving off ‘fuck you’ energy easily a dozen times stronger than it had been when Izuku had last seen him, way back in elementary school. Izuku chewed on his lip as he watched him out of the corner of his eye, trying to decide how to feel about that. Kachan- no, Katsuki, (Bakugou, maybe? No, that was too distant, for someone he had once known so well, Katsuki it was) had been a bully last he saw him, and had only shown signs of getting worse. Had been one of Izuku’s primary reasons for switching online, even, along with the teachers sabotaging him. He clenched his hands in his lap, and reminded himself to breathe. He’d faced down villains a hundred times more terrifying than a 6 year old with an explosive quirk, and had kicked ass every time. Why did just seeing Katsuki’s head of spiky blond hair, so many years later, make his heart race like a jackrabbit in his chest, make the old burn scars on his arms ache, and play his own voice pleading for his best friend to just talk to him on repeat in his ears?

 

Maybe because, when it was villains, I was allowed to fight back?

 

Izuku swallowed hard, and took a swig from his water bottle as he forced the thoughts out of his mind. Kami his throat was dry. He turned his attention forcefully to the pamphlet in front of him, rereading it for the hundredth time rather than entertain his thoughts. He was fine, and there was no use dwelling on it anymore. 

 

Izuku breathed a faint sigh of relief when the exam finally started, only have a brief fanboy moment when the supervisor for their exam room turned out to be the Midnight. He may have come to hate All Might, and plenty more heroes after realizing they were cut from similar or worse cloth, but Midnight was one of the good ones. She was well known for her work combating gender- and sexuality-based discrimination, educating on issues of consent, sexual harassment, and assault, and aiding victims of domestic abuse. Plus, she was friends with Eraser. He’d have a hard time not liking her.

 

The exam itself, once it started, turned out to be laughably easy. After all their preparation, he was a bit disappointed that it wasn’t more of a struggle. Although- based on the expressions of the students around them, maybe that was just a him thing. They could see at least two students crying, so yeah, probably just a him thing. He wound up checking their answers over twice and polishing their essay questions repeatedly before Midnight announced enough time had passed for them to leave if they were finished. They almost laughed at the incredulous expressions around him as they headed to the front to hand in his exam, and even Midnight seemed shocked.

 

Izuku headed to the auditorium and settled in to wait for Hitoshi, working on some math problems from Nedzu to entertain himself. He was waiting for a while, but Hitoshi eventually showed up and came to sit by them. Izuku had been the first one there, by a wide margin, but Hitoshi was in the first twenty that came after him.

 

“So we might have been a bit over prepared,” Hitoshi said dryly, as he dropped into his seat. “Just a thought.” Izuku laughed and ran a hand through his hair, ducking his head.

 

“Yeah, maybe a bit. Sorry about that.” He shot Hitoshi a sheepish smile. “On the bright side, at least that means the test wasn’t too hard?” Hitoshi snorted, slumping back in his chair.

 

“I mean, it was still the hardest test I’ve ever written, but I knew most of the material, and I wasn’t crying, so.” Izuku laughed again, and they continued chatting idly as the seats around them filled up. When the auditorium was filled, Present Mic came out on stage. Hitoshi stifled a snort in his hands as Izuku bounced in his seat, but he couldn’t help it! This was Eraser’s Zashi! His husband, who he spoke of with so much adoration and love Izuku had started checking himself for cavities after every mention of him! When Present Mic called out to the auditorium, Izuku was the only one to respond, which he did very enthusiastically. He elbowed Hitoshi until he joined in (albeit somewhat halfheartedly), and Present Mic seemed practically ecstatic to have some engagement. Izuku responded as loud as they could each time he called out for a response afterwards, and barely even had to prompt Hitoshi into joining in. 

 

Izuku paid rapt attention as Present Mic explained how the exam would work, going over the villain points and the kinds of robots. Sure he already knew all the information in the presentation, more even, as the rescue, information, and infiltration points were never mentioned, but there was something just so different about hearing the information presented by his second favourite hero! Unfortunately, Izuku’s enthusiasm had caused his old muttering habit to make a reappearance, something that made him the target of another student, a kid with blue hair and strangely robotic movements who interupted the presentation to scold him for it, and critique Present Mic’s lack of mention of one of the types of robot. Izuku had shrunk down in his seat, but Hitoshi had bristled, rising to their defense.

 

“Really?” He snarked back, voice dripping condesencion. “Strange, considering that of the two of you he’s not the one interrupting the presentation. Sit back down and let Present Mic-san finish telling us about the exam, and maybe your question will be answered, hey?” The other student sat down and shut up, and Present Mic continued on with the presentation, explaining the zero-pointers, though Izuku noted he left out any mention of the scale of the zero-pointers, which Izuku had seen in the blueprints and wasn’t entirely sure was accurate, even now.

 

Once the presentation was over, the examinees collectively headed to the buses that would take them to the testing stations. He and Hitoshi were in different testing stations, so they’d each be on their own for the practical. That was okay though, they’d prepared for this. They fist bumped and exchanged grins, before heading for a line to go through the security checkpoint. Izuku was scanned first, acting casual as can be. 

 

The scanner screeched, and the security guard gave Izuku an unimpressed look as they pulled a large knife from him, to the shocked expressions of the kids around them. The security guard sighed and started patting him down. They pulled off seven more knives and dropped them into the box, to the increasing shock of the kids still waiting in line, and then Izuku’s flip phone. The guard looked at it, looked at Izuku, back at the phone, and then just handed the heavily-but-innocuously modified flip phone back to them. Hencer why Izuku had chosen a flip phone as a base.

 

“Just- leave all your weapons, kid, okay?” Izuku sighed and pulled another five knives from their person, dropping them in the bucket and making sure to slump a bit, as if defeated.

 

“I’m going to come back for those.”

 

“Sure kid. Now go.” Izuku nodded and moved out of the way so the guard could scan Hitoshi. The guard’s face when the scanner beeped made Izuku wish they’d snuck in a camera. The guard only pulled four knives from Hitoshi before giving up and telling him to just leave them. Hitoshi wound up leaving another six, followed by two more when the guard gave him a look. They waved to each other before getting on their buses, both grinning widely.

 

Once the bus had left to head to the battle center, Izuku pulled out a screwdriver and started removing one of the poles from the bus. He grabbed his roll of duct tape and taped one of their electric knives to the end of the pole, making a brand new improvised electric spear. He grinned at the bewildered looks they were getting. They put on their reinforced gloves with the electric palms and activated the boosts in his custom red shoes, which were based the absorption and release of applied force rather than jets of air, and so hopefully wouldn’t be recognizable to Eraser, grinning widely. The bus arrived shortly after, and Izuku disembarked quickly, heading towards the gate. As he was waiting, the kid with the blue hair and the arms stormed towards him. 

 

“Where did you get those?” they demanded, chopping their arm through the air.

 

“Snuck them in, and stole the pole from the bus,” Izuku replied, voice deliberately flippant, even as his heart pounded in his chest. He refused to show how badly he was freaking out. 

 

“Weapons and unauthorized support weapons are against the rules of the exam!” the kid said, chopping their arm with ever increasing vigor, and Izuku grit his teeth and squared his stance against the urge to run.

 

“They’re actually not, the rules just say they’ll be confiscated if found. Hence: sneaking them in. Present Mic mentioned that you could use whatever you brought in with you in the presentation.” The kid opened their mouth to respond, but then Present Mic appeared on the wall, and the gate was open, and Izuku was sprinting like his life depended on it. He could hear Present Mic yelling something about life not having a countdown in real life behind them, but he was already tearing into the first robot, and heading for the nearest spawn point. He left a trail of utter carnage in their wake, electrocuting, skewering, and kicking to pieces the robots in his path, or else just ripping them open with his hands, when that was the most convenient option. He wound up dragging other students out of the way of danger the whole way, and Kami, half of these kids were going to get themselves killed through sheer carelessness alone! He didn’t envy the teachers that would be responsible for beating that out of them, not at all!

 

Every once in a while, when he had some breathing room, Izuku would rip one of the robots open and attach one of his devices to it, rather than destroying it outright. He’d tape a premade, brightly-coloured sign with the robot’s new name and ‘Property of Midoriya Izuku, Do Not Destroy’ to each of them before he set them loose, then continued on. 

 

He’d made it to the spawn point in a little over two minutes, and was able to slide under the massive door before it closed after the latest batch of (now destroyed) robots. Inside was a massive elevator, that was currently lowering. As soon as they could fit under the ceiling, Izuku jumped down from the elevator platform into the utterly massive hanger beneath the battle center, and hijacked the first three-pointer he reached, along with a couple more on his way to the command center. The other robots, that had been still before their arrival, were now active, but with the power of friendship (his new robot companions Frank, Carl, Beth, Charlotte, Olive, Silas, and Dave) on his side, the army of robots didn't stand a chance. Izuku wound up using a one-pointer as a step stool to jump to the platform the command center was on, then locked himself inside and dropped down into the chair in front of the otherwise unguarded computer. It was the work of another two and a half minutes to hack into the system with the assistance of their phone, because UA’s cyber security was impressive, which meant they now had just under a minute to install their new code into the system before the zero pointers came out. Thirty seconds left and Izuku realized there had been an update to the robots' code, and he needed to make changes to his own code to compensate. It was a good thing Hitoshi hadn’t planned on following this part of the plan, he’d have been in trouble. Izuku would have to remember to account for possible software updates in the future. Izuku cracked his knuckles, and let their fingers fly across the keyboard.

 

Four seconds left before the zero-pointers were released, and holy shit he'd been reading the blueprints accurately, and Izuku hit the button to reset the robots and switch out the code. The monitors on the adjoining wall showed all the robots stutter and stop, the zero pointer still in its hanger. Izuku did one last check over of the code, before waving at the camera in the corner and running out to start helping people out of the rubble and doing basic first aid, sending the command out to his robot helpers to do the same.

 

The exam wasn’t over for another two minutes, after all.

 

 

That evening, they celebrated the end of the day’s exams with pizza and ice cream, then Izuku and Mei went to finish their last minute preparations for the support exam the next day, while Hitoshi and Eri watched a movie.

 

The next morning Izuku and Mei walked to UA together, chatting the whole way about various babies they were going to make once they got in. Having already done the written portion, Izuku headed straight to the support lab he’d be doing the practical in, while Mei went to write it. The practical had two parts. In the first, the applicants would build a support item they’d designed ahead of time. In the second, they would design and build a new support item based on a set of specifications.

 

Izuku chose a seat near the back and spent the time working on blueprints for one of their limelight-geared support items. When all the students were there, Powerloader gave them a brief overview of what they had available to work with, then started the clock and left them to work while he supervised from the front. Izuku waved to Mei before diving in, almost forgetting the stress of the exam in the familiarity of building the blaster gloves, which would fire beams of plasma from the palms, like the pre-quirk hero Iron Man. The only part that kept tripping him up was Powerloader watching them from the front, but he did his best to ignore it, and lose himself in inventing.

 

Once he’d finished building the gloves, Izuku spent the extra time before the second part running through tests and improving the calibration, because they could never be too accurate, and editing the instruction manual he’d been asked to supply.

 

The specification for the second part was a way to reduce strain on a theoretical winged hero, AngelFlare, who could generate bright light from her hands, while also improving her ability to maneuver in the air. What he wound up designing was a cross between a brace for her wings and a jetpack that would expel high velocity jets of air, which would support her wings and remove the strain of hovering in place, and which could be used to help with quick changes of direction and provide a speed boost when in motion. It was a relatively simple design, based on his work in creating his own jetpack and the bracing included in his and Hitoshi’s jumpsuits. He was the second one to finish his design, after Mei, and was surprised by how confident he felt in it.

 

The next week was filled with quiet apprehension from the three of them, until the morning when Mei crashed in through the window, three envelopes in hand (they’d put her address down as their own, rather than the abandoned building they’d claimed). They’d opened Mei’s first, sitting around the kitchen table, and were greeted with a hologram of Powerloader welcoming Mei to the support course, praising them for placing top in the support practical. The papers inside the envelope said the same, and held the information for accepting the offer. Hitoshi’s was next, and it exploded in a hologram of All Might.

 

Izuku froze up, throwing himself backwards out of his chair, sucked back to choking, sludge, the burning in their chest, the smell of sewer, and red, yellow, and blue. they couldn’t breathe they couldn’t breathe they couldn’t breathe-

 

Purple filled their vision, cutting off the redyellowblue, and the booming voice cut off with a metallic screech. The next thing they were cognizant of was his hands on Hitoshi’s chest, and Hitoshi coaxing them through a breathing exercise, voice soft and slow and soothing. Eri gave his hand a small squeeze, and they couldn’t help but give a small smile when he turned and saw her. The tension in his chest eased slowly, improving as more of the world came back into focus. The cool floor beneath their hands, the soft sound of Put Your Hands Up radio in the background, the smell of motor oil and metal and Mei’s hand’s on his back, the current neon pink of Eri’s hair.

 

“S-sorry about that,” he said with a slightly shaky smile.

 

“Don’t. Don’t apologize.” Hitoshi said with a frown. Izuku nodded, accepting Hitoshi’s help to get up off the floor and sit back at the table. It was then that they saw why the hologram had stopped. The projector had been stabbed with one of Mei’s screwdrivers, straight through into the table. 

 

“So? Did you pass?” he asked, turning to Hitoshi, who grinned ruefully.

 

“Not sure, Mei stabbed the projector before we could find out.” He gestured to the skewered device on the table, and Mei shrugged unashamedly. Hitoshi shrugged back, pulling the letter from the envelope. His face was split into a blinding grin as he read it over, and he let out a whoop.

 

“I passed! I’ll be in 1-A!” Izuku, Eri, and Mei all cheered. “87% on the written exam too, jeez I think that’s one of the highest scores I’ve gotten on a test, ever.” He whistled looking at the number of points he’d gotten. “257 points on the practical, and second place on the scoreboard!” 

 

“Great job Hitoshi! I think that might actually be a new record!” Hitoshi laughed incredulously. 

 

“I’d wager you got first, because there’s no way I got more points than you, which means that if I set a new record, you probably completely smashed it.” Izuku blushed.

 

“Toshi! We don’t know that!” Hitoshi raised an eyebrow at him.

 

“I guess you’re right, and we won’t know until you open your letter too.”

 

“Wait wait, it’ll have a projection too!” Mei interjected quickly.  Izuku took a deep breath.

 

“I can handle it, now that I’m expecting it, but thanks Mei.” He shot them a grateful smile, and they nodded, passing them the letter. Izuku braced himself and ripped open the letter.

 

There was a projection, but it wasn’t of All Might. Rather, it was principal Nedzu.

 

“Congratulations Midoriya Izuku, on your acceptance into UA’s Hero Course!

 

“You received 3732 villain points in the practical component of the hero exam, passing in first place with ease. However, those are not the only points you received! You also received 393 rescue points, 12 information points, 10 infiltration points, and 7 espionage points, to make a grand total of 4154 points total, which is the highest score ever received in that exam!

 

“In addition to placing first in the practical portion of the exam, you also placed first in the written portion, being, once again, the first student to score not just 100%, but 120% on the written portion, once the bonus essay questions were accounted for.

 

“With your incredible placement, you’ve easily secured yourself a spot in hero class 1-A for the coming year.

 

“You have also been accepted into the support course, which was your second choice, should you wish to accept that offer instead.

 

“I hope to see you at UA in the coming year!”

 

There was a moment of stunned silence, before “I do believe-”

 

“Toshi-”

 

“-That I told you so, Izuku.” Hitoshi teased. Mei squealed, and Izuku jumped up to hug them and Hitoshi tightly, before releasing them to bounce around the kitchen, Mei following. The two burst into excited chatter about what this meant for their futures and about how excited they were to go to UA, while Hitoshi watched on with a grin and Eri danced around their legs. Izuku picked Eri up and spun her in a circle, laughing.

 

They were going to UA.

 

~

 


Shouta hadn’t been able to hide his grin as he watched the tiny green haired child chew through the robots like they were made of paper, to a sound track of Nedzu’s cackling, and it had grown even wider with the way All Might choked on blood when he saw it. 

Watching what the child, one Midoriya Izuku, apparently, accomplished by the end of the exam was, quite frankly, terrifying, and the best proof he could have asked for of the kid’s abilities. He’d called dibs almost before the exam had concluded.

He couldn’t wait to tell Lucky about them. 

Notes:

I'm back! Sort of! Thank you to everyone who left comments over the break, I promise I read all of them, and they were directly responsible for me returning. I've spent the last- two years? damn, it's been a while. Sorry. Anyways, I've spent the last two years exploring the story, in between a whole host of differernt life events (dropping out of university, moving back in with my parents, working for a year, moving back out of my parents house to a whole different city, going back to university, finishing my program at university.... a lot. I have a mortgage now), exploring the problems I have with it and where I want to take it, and come to a conclusion. The rewrite (which is in progress!) changes too much to really stay true to what this story is, and I will have better creative freedom with it writing it as a seperate project, rather than a new iteration of this one! Beyond that, the parts of this one I really disliked haven't been posted yet, meaning I can just scrap them entirely, no rewrite required. So, I will be re-editing the chapters I haven't posted yet, and may eventualy do the same to the currently posted chapters.

If anyone has any suggestions for places they would like the plot to go, or things they'd like to see, go ahead and tell me about them! Part of what got me stuck in the first place was writing myself into a corner, and not knowing where to go next.

Chapter 13: Problem Child

Summary:

Lucky trips over their own tail, and drops a whole handful of cards straight into Eraser's lap.

Notes:

A Note: Ive posted two updates in the same night, make sure you go read about the entrance exam first!

Trigger Warnings: Non graphic discussion of homelessness, non graphic discussion of child abandonment and neglect, mention of child endangerment, reference to prior (non-specific) injury of a child, reference to foster care, POV character experiencing emotional distress.

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“What’s got you so excited, Problem Vigilante?” Shouta drawled, not bothering to raise his voice, despite Lucky having run ahead nearly the length of a rooftop. He knew from prior observation that they’d be able to hear him anyways. The Problem Vigilante in question laughed, briefly pausing their string of cartwheels, flips, and general exuberance so he could catch up. They spent the entire time bouncing between their feet with a level of energy that reminded Shouta unequivocably of a ping pong ball launched full force at a concrete wall.

 

“Me, Spite, and a friend of ours got our highschool acceptance letters today!” Lucky cheered, the words tumbling from their mouth the moment Shouta landed on the rooftop beside them. Shouta’s heart stopped in his chest. Highschool acceptance letters.

 

Highschool.

 

Oblivious to the catastrophic failure occuring in Shouta’s mind across from them, Lucky whooped again and leapt into another cartwheel.

 

“Congrats, kid,” Shouta heard himself say, as if from a distance, and received only a wordless squeal in response as Lucky stopped cartwheeling to grab him suddenly in a hug, before bouncing away and flapping their hands in glee. Shouta, slightly reeling from the unexpected hug, was abruptly reminded of Hizashi, the first time he’d gotten a time slot for his TV show. 

 

The kid, the actual godforsaken child in front of him, jumped up and flipped themself backwards off the top edge of an air conditioning unit, the same way they’d flipped off rooftops in front of him countless times before. The way they’d been reportedly flipping off rooftops for the past decade. Shouta’s heart was beating like thunder in his ears.

 

“Kid, how- how old are you?” he asked, panic finally starting to leak through into his voice. Lucky glanced over at him briefly, and something about his distress must have finally registered. That it took so long in the first place, compared to Lucky’s usual hyper-awareness of the people around them, was a marker of trust that would ordinarily have dropped Shouta to his knees. As it was, he just felt like tearing his hair out and screaming until someone put in a noise complaint. Lucky paused their bouncing, turning to look at him with their their head cocked to the side in confusion.

 

“I’m fifteen?” Their tone said duh. It was very much not a duh statement. 

 

“Fif- you’re fifteen,” Shouta repeated back, mind filled with incomprehensible screaming, and the numbers that he absolutely did not want to contemplate. 

 

Shouta had though Lucky had started at fifteen, or maybe, at most, as young as thirteen. Both were way too young, but both still happened. Every once in a while.

 

But Lucky was fifteen now

 

And Lucky had been active, near as he could figure, for nearly ten years.

 

He kind of wanted to throw up. If had been an even moderately helpful reaction, he might have indulged himself.

 

“Right, shit, you still thought I was in my twenties. Oops.” Lucky’s ears flattened against their head as they chuckled awkwardly, and they reached up to slide their hand along their helmet, as if trying to run their hand through their hair. Shouta made another slightly strangled noise as Lucky started rambling, swaying back and forth in agitation. “That’s why I didn’t take you up on your offer to vouch for me to become an under, y’know? ‘Cause you need to be sixteen to take the exam and all. I was going to ask you about that again this summer, when I was actually, like, eligible for it.” Shouta, frankly, didn’t know what to call the noise he made in response to that statement, and Lucky flinched back, just enough to crush Shouta’s soul like it was a soda can run over by a dump truck.

 

“You- you would have had to have started when you were, what, six?” he choked out, and Lucky rocked back and forth on their heels, and the digital face of their mask pursing it’s lips. 

 

“...five, actually.”  Shouta gave up on standing, and sat down hard. He put his face in his hands.

 

“I should have known,” he moaned, “‘Height affecting mutation’ my ass, I should have known that was bullshit. You’re like, a foot taller than you were when I met you.”  Lucky sat down across from him, cross-legged, so at least not ready to bolt, but still tense as a steel cable.

 

“...I mean, even then, that does happen. Some people’s quirks cause them to-” Shouta flipped them off, and was gratified when they snorted in response, and their shoulders dropped just a fraction.

 

“How did you even manage that?” he demanded, absently yanking his hair from it’s bun so he could run his hands through it.

 

“Backpack full of bricks and a metal pole, to start.” Shouta just- stopped for a moment, to stare at them blankly, and they shifted a bit.

 

“A backpack full of bricks.” Lucky flashed them a sheepish, mechanical grin. 

 

“Melee and mid-range weapon in one, what can I say?” They glanced away before continuing. “...most people weren’t exactly prepared to fight a kid my size. It gave me an advantage, and I’ve always been fast. And good at hiding. I just... practiced from there.” And suddenly, Shouta kind of wanted to cry. His emotions were all over the place. ....Damn, Zashi was gonna make him bring this up in therapy, wasn’t he? Shouta forced the emotions aside to deal with later.

 

All the same, he couldn’t disguise they almost pleading note in his voice as he asked “And- your parents? They just allowed this?” He didn’t even have the will to try, really.

 

Lucky chuckled dryly, and Shouta’s heart sank. “You’re assuming they knew in the first place.”

 

“How? How could they not know? The training, the gear, the disappearing at night, the injuries-” and oh how it made it all the worse to know it was a child taking hits like that- “They must have noticed something.” Lucky was quiet for a long, long moment, staring at their lap. Debating something, from the inward curve of their shoulders.

 

“...my father left for America when I was four,” they eventually said, voice soft, “and my mother followed after him when I was seven. What very little she noticed before that... she assumed was from other things, and never cared enough to ask about.” Lucky shrugged, and looked off to the side. “And afterwards... There was never anyone else around to notice anything until I met Spite and my little sister, really.”

 

The worst part, Shouta thought, was that Lucky didn’t sound all that broken up about it. Sad, for sure, but just- matter of fact. Accepting. And maybe that was a good thing, to be able to move on after that kind of betrayal, except that Shouta knew Lucky, and had been working with and training them for years, and he’d bet his capture weapon that that’s not what this was. But more pressingly...

 

“...you’ve been on your own since you were seven. No other relatives, or foster parents, or anything.” Lucky nodded silently. “You’ve been on the streets?”

 

“...It was better than the alternatives. And not uncommon, for kids like me. I found a relatively safe place to camp out, and I’ve made it work.” Shouta’s hands curled into fists in his lap, and he was reminded again of Lucky’s reaction to any mention of their hypothetical actual quirk. And the conditions in foster care for any kid with an ‘undesireable’ quirk, or none at all. It had been barely better than a death sentence during Shouta’s own childhood, and he knew it had only gotten worse since. He swallowed hard.

 

“...you’re safe, though?” It took Lucky a moment to answer, watching Shouta like they were weighing the very weight of his soul in their hands.

 

“...yeah. I’m safe.” Shouta took a breath, and forced himself to accept the answer for what it was. Sure he burned to demand more answers, to demand proof, to push and push until he knew that it was true... But he didn’t. Because push comes to shove? He knew damn well he knew virtually nothing of use in identifying Lucky, and that if the kid wanted to disappear, God himself wouldn’t be able to find them. There was nothing Eraser could do, except provide what support he could and hope against hope that Lucky was being honest when they said they were safe.

 

He did his best to force the tension from his shoulders.

 

“And, you and your siblings, all three of you, you have everything you need? Food? Water? Electricity? Internet? Education?” Lucky smiled a bit, relaxed and confident in a way they hadn’t been for most of the conversation. Shouta knew for a fact it wasn’t because of his attempts to project a ‘relaxed and welcoming aura’ or whatever Nemuri would have called it. He felt a pang at that, but didn’t have the emotional bandwidth at the moment to try and figure out why. He’d figure it out later, when Hizashi forced him to ask his therapist about it. Maybe.

 

“Yep! It can be a bit of a pain to find stores I can shop at, for groceries and stuff, but between myself, Spite, and a friend of ours, we manage just fine. Better than lots of people, even.” Shouta forced himself to nod, and not to dwell on any questions that statement inspired. They weren’t the important part right now, he could consider them later.

 

“And is there any way I can help? And I do mean any way, Problem Child. With anything.” Lucky’s tone was light and easy, for all they had tensed, and the way their fingers twitched as they waved him off.

 

“Nah. We’re good. Thanks though.”

 

“...Alright. Just-  promise you’ll tell me if you need anything.” Lucky shot him a crooked grin, that was as real as the leather boots of a little kid’s pirate costume.

 

“I can take care of myself, you know. I’ve been doing it since I was four.”

 

Four, not seven. The age they said they’d been when their father left, but three years before their mother did. Shouta forced himself to put it aside, just for the moment. Now was not the time to be building a case.

 

“I have no doubt about that kid,” he said, with a sincerity that made Lucky startle. “Humour me anyways.” 

 

Lucky huffed, rolling their eyes with all the drama a teenager could contain (how hadn’t he seen it before?), to cover up the heartbeat they’d stayed frozen. “You’re such a mother hen, Dadzawa, but fine, fuss if you must.” Before Shouta could respond, their head cocked suddenly to the side, and they stiffened. “Commotion to the west, ‘Raser. Duty calls,” they chirped, then were off in a blink. Eraser cursed the timing, and hurried to follow. 

 

It hadn’t escaped his notice, after all, that Lucky hadn’t really promised.

 

~~~

 

Izuku’s first action upon returning from patrol was to faceplant into the couch. Considering how happy he’d been on leaving for patrol, it wasn’t exactly a great sign.

“...What’s up Zu?” Hitoshi asked, and was answered with a pained groan. “...You wanna talk about it?” Izuku rolled over to look at him, the very picture of misery.

 

“Eraser figured out how old we are, Toshi.” Hitoshi froze with his coffee halfway to his face, eyes wide. “I slipped up and mentioned that our acceptance letters came today, and he put it together.” Hitoshi’s mug made a quiet thunk as he set it down on the coffee table.

 

“What happened? How did he react?” he demanded, wild-eyed. “You need to start at the beginning.” Izuku sighed, sitting up, and told him the whole story.

 

 

Notes:

Two updates in one day? le gasp. Jokes on you, I actually put chapter 12 in drafts like, a month ago, and only decided to suck it up and post it tonight, largely out of fear AO3 would delete it and I'd have to rewrite my notes. Consider this my apology for disappearing for so long, I guess? I do feel bad, but also I refuse to actually feel bad, because life happens and I don't actually owe anyone anything, regardless of what my brain tells me. IDK, it's complicated. I'll (maybe) deal with them later. Thanks for waiting, everyone, I know it sucks.

Chapter 14: It Begins

Summary:

The first day at UA...

Notes:

TW: I don't think there's any? Let me know if I'm wrong. Iida do be being his early-canon self, tho. Boy hasn't pulled the stick out of his ass to try and beat Stain with it yet, and you can tell.

This chapter got so long, frens, so long. I had to actually rewrite it cause the original was genuinely unworkable trash, and it just. expanded. It got split. Part two (chapt. 15) is written, mostly edited, all that. It will be out. At some point. I wanna make double updates actually special, so probably not tonight. We'll see how my impulse control holds up against my need to procrastinate actually looking at chapter 16.

Writing is so much harder off my ADHD meds. ,-~-,

Edit: thank you to everyone who let me know the italics were broken. All the time I put into doing them in the first place and they didn't even work... Anyways, they should be fixed now.

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The next three weeks passed in an interesting rush. Eraser seemed to be trying desperately to pretend nothing had changed since him realizing Lucky and Spite’s true ages, but was failing miserably at squashing down what Mei called his ‘brooding instincts’. That being his seemingly irrepressible desire to care for and protect every child in arms reach, and sulk on rooftops when said children went running headlong into danger anyways.

 

The steady supply of snacks were nice, admittedly. Apparently Present Mic was a stress baker, and with the school year starting up again there was lots of stress baking to go around. Or at least that was the excuse Eraser gave for shoving enough homemade treats into their arms that even Izuku had gained a couple of pounds. Which was about 70% more than they’d had shoved at them the year before, and also didn’t explain then not-baked-good snacks or homemade bentos. Eraser was unashamed what was very clearly a bold-faced lie, though, so Lucky didn’t call him on it. It wasn’t like it was hurting anything, and Eri was delighted. Her sweet tooth had never been so fulfilled.

 

Beyond that, the only real change had been to Izuku’s nickname; Eraser had switched, seemingly permanently, from calling them ‘Problem Vigilante’ to ‘Problem Child. Izuku... didn’t hate it as much as he thought he would. They refused to acknowledge the warm, fluttery feeling in his chest every time Eraser would say it. Or how the feeling had been strong enough to make him nauseous when Eraser had shoved notes with his and Present Mic’s home address into their and Spite’s hands, and insisted they had an open invitation. Had reiterated that Present Mic still wanted to meet them properly.

 

(Izuku tried to tell himself he wasn’t actually considering it.)

 

But all of that formed but a backdrop to the true changes overtaking their lives, as Izuku, Hitoshi, and Mei all prepared for the start of the school year. Izuku had to start decreasing the number of analysis commissions he took in anticipation of having less free time, had to go to a meeting with Nedzu to discuss which program he wanted to be be in, and set up before and after school care for Eri. He wound up working out a system with Nedzu where he’d be enrolled in both Heroics and Support, so he’d have access to the support labs at the cost of extra homework, and, after much thought, had entrusted the Rat God with the knowledge of their civilian identity, so that their private lessons could be moved from the evenings into their free period. His logic was that Nedzu held to human laws, such as the laws around vigilantism, for convenience alone, would figure it out anyways, and, most importantly, would think the whole situation was funny enough to let happen either way.

 

All the changes to his routine were a bit rough to handle, and it was gonna be a super challenging schedule to keep to boot, but Izuku had handled worse, so he’d deal with it. 

 

But for all the changes that going to UA had brought, the day of the welcoming ceremony started relatively normal. Hitoshi, Izuku, and Eri all ate breakfast together, then they walked to the train station where they met up with Mei, took the train to UA, then dropped Eri off at her UA-run before school program, before they headed on to the school proper.

 

There was something different, about walking through the gates knowing they were students now. At long last. Both Izuku and Hitoshi had to pause for a moment to take it in. Mei did not, and was far too eager to blow up a new lab to wait on the boys’ melancholy. She dragged them along behind her as she raced ahead, and the moment was broken in startled squawks and laughter.

 

Getting to their classrooms didn’t take long, thanks to Izuku having stress-memorized the map of the school in the weeks prior, and their groupchat pinged with a message from Mei confirming her arrival at the 1-H classroom just as Izuku and Hitoshi were approaching their own classroom, 1-A. The highest-ranking first year heroics class of the most prestigious school in the country. Izuku took a deep breath as he stared up at the absolutely towering door. He knew it served a practical function, accessibility to various types of quirks mainly, but that didn’t stop the size from being intimidating. Granted, knowing Nedzu, that was probably also an intentional choice. Izuku let his breath out slowly and pushed the door open. 

 

They were early enough that there was only two other people already there, the blue-haired kid from the entrance exam, and a kid with two-toned hair, red and white split right down the middle, and a supremely bored expression. Izuku’s fingers twitched to analyze their quirk, and he had to bite his lip to keep from blurting out a question; mutations could make for some pretty unique appearances, sure, but a split that clean suggested chimerism more than anything, and true chimeric quirks were fascinating, even before you considered just how rare they were! They’d have to find a way to ask about it later. 

 

The blue-haired kid jumped to their feet as Izuku entered. 

 

“You! How are you here?” they demanded, chopping their arm through the air. Izuku stiffened.

 

“I took the train,” he quipped, a bright smile spreading automatically over his lips. The blue-haired kid scowled. Oof, tough crowd. ...Maybe they should have spent more time practicing a way of dealing with conflict that wasn’t based on his vigilante persona. Behind him, Hitoshi was silent, waiting unnoticed until he got a queue to jump in. Izuku had trained him so well. Although, thinking of this like a combat situation might not be the most well adjusted plan. Oh well. If it worked, it worked.

 

“That is not what I meant!” the blue-haired kid snapped back, “You cheated on the exam! Academic misconduct is grounds for disqualification!” Hitoshi stiffened behind him, and Izuku forced himself to let out a long, slow breath, before fixing a stern expression on their face.

 

“As I told you at the exam, I didn’t cheat. There was no rule against bringing weapons into the practical, only a warning that any found would be taken away. I’ve spoken to Nedzu-sensei, and he’s even confirmed that not only was it not against the rules, but that I actually got points for sneaking them in successfully. Now, I’m Midoriya Izuku, I use he/they pronouns. It’s nice to meet you, please treat me kindly.” The kid winced at his tone and the reprimand, then dropped into a low bow.

 

“I apologize for my hasty and rude assumptions, Midoriya-san. Thank you for correcting me.” They straightened up, righting their square-framed glasses. “I am Iida Tenya. I use he/him pronouns. It is nice to meet you.” Izuku perked up at Iida’s name, finally stepping forward into the classroom properly as Hitoshi prodded him gently from behind.

 

“Iida? Are you related to the Turbo Hero: Ingenium, by any chance?” Iida straightened up.

 

“How observant of you, Midoriya-san! I hadn’t intended to say anything so that it would not affect others’ opinions of me, but yes. Ingenium is my older brother, Tensei. I aim to follow in his footsteps to become a great hero.” Izuku beamed at him.

 

“That’s a great goal to have, Ingenium is a fantastic hero to look up to! His number of rescues and captures without injury are incredible, and his record of charity work is top of the line!” Iida smiled, small, but clearly genuine, and a bit surprised. Despite his rather... forceful personality, Izuku didn’t think Iida seemed one for big grins or exuberant displays of excitement. They’d have to watch him carefully to figure out his tells.

 

“You must know a great deal about heroes, Midoriya-san! Not many people recognize my brother for his efforts to avoid causing injuries.” Izuku laughed sheepishly, sitting down down in the chair Hitoshi had pulled him over to. 

 

“You could say that, yeah.” He was cut off from saying more by the door sliding open, and his gaze snapped to the new comer. Brown hair in a messy bob, round face with soft, pink cheeks, and a bright but undeniably nervous smile directed at someone out of view of the door- “You!” Izuku cried, lighting up. “You’re the kid that saved me!” The other kid startled, looking over, only to brighten in recognition. 

 

“Oh! You’re that kid who tripped before the exam! You got in!” Izuku laughed, blushing.

 

“Not exactly what I was hoping to be known for, but I suppose it could be worse!” He stood up and bowed respectfully. “Thanks again for saving me! I’m Midoriya Izuku, he/they. It’s a pleasure to meet you officially!” The kid from the exam bowed back, smiling.

 

“I’m Uraraka Ochako, she/her! It’s a pleasure to meet you too! Please treat me kindly!” Iida cleared his throat as Izuku dropped back into his seat, standing and bowing. 

 

“And I am Iida Tenya, he/him, from Somei Academy! It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Uraraka-san.” 

 

“Likewise!” Uraraka chirped, glancing over at the white-board at the front of the classroom to find her assigned seat. The student who had been just outside the door ducked in after her. Izuku noted pencil straight green hair that fell to hip-length, pale, slightly greyish skin, large, dark eyes, and a wide, expressionless mouth, somewhat reminiscent of a frog. 

 

“Asui Tsuyu, kero. She/her. Call me Tsu,” she said, quickly dropping into her own seat. Asu- Tsu was followed by a steady stream of other students, trickling in as the clock ticked closer to class time. Izuku did his best to keep up with the conversation, but even through his long-mastered strategy of ‘ignoring anything is wrong in the first place’ he could tell the sheer number of people was getting to him, even before Katsuki walked in the door. Katsuki, for his part, took one look at Izuku, who was listening to Uraraka ramble about an action-adventure movie she’d recently seen, froze solid for about three seconds straight, like he’d seen a ghost, gave a full body twitch, then promptly sat down, threw his feet up on his desk, and pretended Izuku didn’t exist. Izuku was... entirely in support of that plan of action, personally. He, also, would rather pretend Katsuki didn’t exist, at least until he could properly box up all his emotions so they wouldn’t intrude at inconvenient times. 

 

Iida did not support this course of action, apparently, and promptly started lecturing Katsuki for putting his feet up on the table. It was, apparently, a form of disrespect of the absolute highest order. The growing commotion drew the eyes of all the other students talking amongst themselves, along with a fair amount of laughter at Iida’s thoroughly offended expression at being called a ‘stuck up ponce’ and an ‘extra’. Izuku felt a bit bad for him; he’d have to get over himself a bit if he was going to survive having Katsuki in their class. (Oh look at that, Izuku had already reached acceptance! His speed-running skills had improved greatly since his mom had left.) Katsuki’s manner of speaking didn’t seem to have changed all that much since elementary, though he must have chilled out at least a little bit. There’d have been explosions accenting his words otherwise. That was... a relief? Probably? Izuku glanced around, keeping an eye on his surroundings being a long-held and very much necessary habit, and so was the only one to notice the giant yellow caterpillar-thing slowly inching it’s way into the room. Almost the only one. The quick jab to his spine, courtesy of Hitoshi, confirmed he’d seen it as well. Or, more accurately, seen him as well. A tired face framed by slightly greasy black hair emerged from the front of the cocoon, and Izuku made eye contact with Eraser, inching along the floor like his wonderfully dramatic self. Izuku smiled and gave him a small wave. Hitoshi jabbed him in the back harder, repeatedly, having clearly made the connection between Eraser’s sleeping bag and the one Izuku had given Hitoshi years ago. It was going to happen eventually, but the consequences were going to be unpleasant. Oh well. Eraser’s gaze shifted from Izuku and Hitoshi to the squabble taking place center-stage. By which Izuku meant Katsuki’s desk, right in front of Izuku. He looked thoroughly displeased. Izuku empathized. Eraser cleared his throat as he pulled himself to his feet, and the room erupted in screams. And no small amount of swearing. Izuku was impressed by the variety; at least one person had sworn in English, and they were pretty sure the sparkly blond kid nearest the door (Aoyama Yuuga, any pronouns) was responsible for the French.

 

“If you’re only here to make friends, go somewhere else,” Eraser grunted, cutting off Katsuki and Iida before Katsuki could start an all out brawl. Several of his new classmates shot Eraser incredulous looks, and Izuku bit his lip to keep from laughing. Yes, making friends was definitely Katsuki’s goal there. “You’re in the hero course,” he continued, shedding his sleeping bag like a lizard it’s dead skin. “It took you eight seconds to quiet down, and only three of you noticed my presence before I announced myself.” Eraser looked around the room, staring into the soul of every student present. Izuku saw a round of shivers go around the class, but himself felt only pride at having passed this first test. He wondered who else had noticed? “On both counts, your behavior is irrational. If you are to stay in this class, that will have to change. Time is valuable, and villains won’t wait for you to notice them before attacking you.” Eraser- Aizawa in this context?- pulled a snack pouch out of his capture weapon, which really just looked like a shabby grey scarf, if you didn’t already know what it was, and drained it in one gulp. “I will be your homeroom teacher, Aizawa Shouta.” Definitely Aizawa then. “You all are going to get changed into you gym uniforms and meet me in the field you see out the classroom windows. You have five minutes.” He tossed the snack pouch into the trash bin by his desk, then walked back out the door, leaving the class blinking after him. Izuku quickly shoved his notebook (‘Student Analysis vol. 1’) into his bag and stood. 

 

“What- what does he mean by that?!” Uraraka cried, “what about the entrance ceremony? Or orientation?!”

 

“UA’s got a reputation for letting the teachers ‘free style’, you could say,” Hitoshi pipped up, shrugging back into his chair as all eyes turned to him. “Not exactly surprised that applies to the first day, too.” At that, he turned to Izuku. “I’m assuming you memorized where the locker rooms are, too.” 

 

“Yep!” Izuku nodded, then turned to the rest of the class. “Come on, I can show you the way, but we’ve gotta hurry if we’re gonna make it on time!” The scramble as everyone rushed to grab their things was nearly deafening.

 

~

 

The Little Menace was one of the first students to reach the field, Shouta noticed. Unsurprising. They were second only to Todoroki Shouto, who they immediately attempted to strike up a conversation with, and were followed immediately afterwards by Shinsou Hitoshi, who they clearly already knew. It was unsurprising that it would be the trio that noticed him entering the classroom that would be the first ones out. That they had also all managed to do so within his time limit was, while not unprecedented, also not expected. He couldn’t help but be a bit impressed. The only other student to make it to the field within five minutes, albeit only barely, was Uraraka Ochako, who showed up huffing and puffing with about 15 seconds to spare. She’d glanced around at the lack of her other classmates present, then thrown herself all-but-bodily into the conversation with the Menace, leaving the two almost-definitely introverts to drift to the clearly-much-prefered sidelines.

 

Watching the incredibly vibrant conversation between the two probably-extroverts of the group, Shouta couldn’t help but be a bit surprised at just how bubbly Midoriya seemed to be. It wasn’t a common trait for people as frequently bullied as the Quirkless to have. But then, everyone’s response to trauma was different, and neither ‘fake it till you make it’ nor ‘be friends with everybody’ were the worst strategy he’d seen. He seemed to be doing just fine at the actual socializing aspect too, making up for any awkwardness with sheer enthusiasm. Shouta’d keep an eye on the situation either way, of course; He didn’t stand for bullying, and quirk discrimination even less. It was just... reassuring, that was all.

 

Between the two of them, Midoriya and Uraraka were able to keep a steady conversation going until the rest of their class arrived, dragging every new arrival into the growing gaggle of chattering students as they entered their sphere of influence. Shouta couldn’t help but be grateful for the frequent rounds of introductions they kicked off as a result; Just from listening in, he was already way closer to matching all the students faces to names and pronouns than he usually would be this early in the year. 

 

Somehow, despite having watched the kid keep track of every person in sight this entire time, Shouta was still surprised when, as the twentieth student approached the group, Midoriya rapidly shushed everyone, directing their attention towards Shouta himself. He raised an eyebrow at the kid, who grinned at him, seeming to know what he was thinking. By that point though, the class had quieted down, so he turned away from Midoriya.

 

“Today, we’re going to be doing a physical assessment test,” he announced, looking over the class. “You kids have been doing these since Junior high, but the department of education still takes the averages from students not using their quirks. It has it’s purposes, but for aspiring heroes, that’s not rational.” Shouta let his eyes skim over the students in front of him. Normally, for this, he’d just take whoever scored number one on the practical exam, but in this case, that was the Little Menace, who he knew was Quirkless. The second place scorer, Shinsou, wouldn’t work either, given his files described his quirk as being a non-physical mental type. Which left... “Bakugou. You would say you have a powerful quirk, yes?” Bakugou, who seemed to have the attitude of a thug and the appearance of a Pomeranian, scoffed. 

 

“Of course, teach.” Shouta nodded, making a mental note to keep an eye on the kid’s attitude. He would not be responsible for letting a second Endeavour loose on the streets. 

 

“In junior high, what was your highest score at the softball throw?”

 

“67 meters.” Impressive. This was going to be fun to watch. He beckoned him forwards into the circle, and tossed him a softball.

 

“Try doing it with your quirk. Anything goes, just stay in the circle. Give it all you’ve got.” Bakugou gave him a frankly concerning smirk, and turned to face the field. He contemplated a moment, stretching out his shoulder, before dropping into stance and whipping the ball forwards with a scream of-

 

“DIE!!!!!!!” An explosion big enough to send the other students stumbling backwards erupted from the kid’s hand, and the ball vanished from his sight. Shouta made another note to himself, this time about making sure the kid was in some sort of counseling. Just in case. He glanced down as the monitoring device in his hand beeped, and held up the resulting score for the other students to see.

 

“705.2 meters.” Several of the students gasped, and a wave of murmuring broke out. “Know your own limits, then surpass them.” Shouta swept his gaze over his class. “That is the most rational way to improve, and become a hero.” Several of the students, such as Midoriya, looked determined. Others, such as Shinsou, looked a bit panicked. Some, like the boy with the elbow mutations or the pink kid, looked almost excited.

 

“This seems fun!” the pink kid chirped, closely followed by,

 

“We can use our quirks as much as we want!” 

 

~

 

Izuku shivered as those horrible, horrible words passed Ashido’s lips, and the blank look that came across Aizawa’s face in response. 

 

“’It looks fun,’ huh?” he said, voice soft. Most of the class stilled. “You have three years to become a hero. Three years to prepare you for one of the single most dangerous careers in Japan. Will you have an attitude like that the whole time?” Aizawa’s lips pulled back from his teeth. “How about this? The person who comes in last place overall,” and here his face split into a truly terrifying grin, “will be judged to have no potential, and will be expelled.” The class exploded.

 

“What?! But that’s not fair!” Uraraka cried, voice rising above the din.

 

“Not fair?” Aizawa leveled her with a dead-eyed stare. “Life isn’t fair, kid. Natural disasters, big accidents, selfish villains, discrimination. Japan is filled with unfairness. My job as a hero, and what will one day be your job, is to try and make it just that little bit more fair. But if you were hoping for an easy time at UA, then too bad. Because for the next three years? UA will push you to your limits and beyond. If you can’t take it, you shouldn’t be here. So give it all you’ve got.” He smirked at them, challenged them. “Plus Ultra.” 

 

 

Notes:

Yes, Hitoshi is tugging Izuku around by the back of his uniform like a leash to get him to his seat.

 

What Izuku suspects Todoroki's quirk is, a chimeric quirk, is what happens when you have chimeric twins (fraternal twins that swap clumps of cells or merge outright) each with their own unique quirk. By quirk manifestation if not by birth, the separate quirks combine to form one, complete quirk, but due to having been originally two quirks, that quirk tends to have conflicting properties, be difficult or nigh on impossible to categorize, and have the possibility to /double/ the complexity-to-power ratio otherwise possible for their quirk. They are very rare, and very interesting. The only reason Izuku doesn't nerd out more is because there are other people (aka: active threats) present, and poor bean has just. so much PTSD.

I have SO many headcanons about quirk science. If Izuku doesn't infodump in this fic, he /will/ infodump in another. If you want /me/ to infodump, ask specific questions or all the knowledge will vanish from my brain. K cool. ^v^