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Thrawn: "I need Eli Vanto as my translator"
Other people: "Your Basic is better than most sentients born and raised in the Core World"
Thrawn: "Eli is friend-shaped, he is my emotional support human"
Eli: "Fuck my life, all I've ever wanted was to work as a supply officer"
Fandom: "We understand that Timothy Zahn couldn't make Thrawn and Eli gay because Disney owns Star Wars. No worries, we got you fam"