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Neteyam te Suli Tsyeyk'itan: wtf bro 😭?!?!?!

Kiri te Suli Kìreysì'ite: bitch really added our parents 🤦🏽♂️

Aonung: bro u stupid asl fr

Neteyam te Suli Tsyeyk'itan: don’t call my brother stupid nigger

Lo'ak te Suli Tsyeyk'itan: THE HARD ER?!;!:!:!!;

Aonung: when ur own bf called u the hard er OKAY….!!!!

Tsireya: could never be me and kiri :3 isn’t that right kiri? ( ◠‿◠ )

Kiri te Suli Kìreysì'ite: yuppp..!!! (Help.)

Jake sully: anyways

Tonowari: so u jus gon ignore yo daughters cry of help sully?

Jake sully: yes cause my wife said so.!!!

Tonowari: but u sleepin wit me???

Neytiri te Tskaha Mo'at'ite: WHATTTT????

Jake sully: bae i swear on grace we aren’t

Grace: Jake u got my rollin and tumbling in my grave

Kiri te Suli Kìreysì'ite: MOM???

Grace: hi daughter

Ronal: neytiri don’t act like u wasn’t just over here eatin this kitty like it was ur last meal 🤦🏽♂️

Neytiri te Tskaha Mo'at'ite: u right u right!!!

Rotxo has changed names n shit

Teyams man: uhmmm saurrr…

Pretty boy: our parents are sleeping with eachother

Walter white (REAL): told y’all dumbasses but NOOO nobody ever listens to tuk NAHH!!!!

Glock crystals: alr tuk I’ll give u the 10$ 🤦🏽♂️

Kiris wife :3: U AND TUK BETTED ON DIS?!.!!:’s

Walter white (REAL): yes

Rock (hard): carti be havin me feelin some typa way
Rock (hard): he be makin me want to make out wit lo’ak

Outcast gay boy: ME???
Outcast gay boy: WHY IS MY NAME THIS????

Queen: wtf aren’t u gay?

Outcast gay boy: NO?? WELL I DONT THINK SO

Queen: anyways loving my name rotxo ☺️

Rock (hard): glad u like it!!

Ms steal yo wife: my name is very much true

White guy: WHAT??
White guy: why is my user this.

A lil gay: cause it’s true
A lil gay: why is this so real

Ms steal yo wife: alr pack it up gay parade 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️

Glock crystals: nah that’s neteyam and aonung

Pretty boy: what if i slit ur neck open while u slept?

Queen: neteyam dear go take ur meds

Kiris wife: I smell sum burning
Kiris wife: WTF RHE STOVE IS ON FIRE??:!:?2&&2&/

Ms steal yo wife: shit I forgot I was makin a grill cheese

Teyams man: WTF MA HOW U FORGEY DAT???

Ms steal yo wife: neytiri ate me out so good I forgot I was makin one

Pretty boy: uhm can y’all like stop hooking up im kinda in a relationship with ur oldest son…saurr

Glock crystals: Yea and dad can u stop hooking up with tomowari im like dating his daughter so thanks..!!

Kiris wife: uhm so update the house is safe and im safe and idk abt the rest of them

Teyams man: selfish slut 😒😒

Pretty boy: don’t call her a selfish slut nigger

Teyams man: STOP WITH THE HARD ER

Rock (hard): y’all seen lo’ak?

Outcast gay boy: im here just watching

Rock (hard): stalker
Rock (hard): I need u fr
Rock (hard): how deep ur throat askin for a friend

Pretty boy: always knew u were a faggot

UH OKAY THATS IT BAIIII :3 ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

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Rock (hard): y’all seen lo’ak?

Pretty boy: he sleep

Rock (hard): good
Rock (hard): is he gay?

Pretty boy: FAGGOT

Teyams man: tey dear ur dating me..

Pretty boy: and ur also a fag

Teyams man: ok.

Kiris wife :3: rotxo why do u wanna know if he’s gay or not

Rock (hard): bc..
Rock (hard): I wont him frfr

Walter white (REAL): CALLED IT 😭🙌🏽
Walter white (REAL): PAY TF UP DAD ‼️‼️

White guy: OMG WTFF

Rock (hard): WTF YALL BET ON DIS TOO???

Walter white (REAL): nigga I’ll bet on yo life

Rock (hard): thought we was like 🤞🏽 this tuk 🙁

Walter white (REAL): we are but sometimes I need money 🤣🤣

Rock (hard): real ngl

Queen: she got allat shit from her damn older brother

Pretty boy: girl no tf she didn’t 😭🙅🏽♂️‼️

Queen: boy u was willing to give yo right nut away for 1400

Pretty boy: uhm then i scammed them then I got my 1400 likeee…

Queen: how tf u pull dat shit off..

Pretty boy: I offered to give that twink ass boss of theirs a blowy

Teyams man: WHAT?? DID U DO IT? UR 15, HOW OLD WERE THEY?.!.!,!:!.!

Pretty boy: no wtf and they were 16

A lil gay: damn 16 and they was willing to give yo ass 1400 just for a right nut, slide they address

Pretty boy: bet

Ms steal yo wife: tonowari wtf

A lil gay: a nigga need some money to 😒

Glock crystals: how tf did we just move from rotxo asking if lo’ak was gay to 16 year olds with 1400 ???

Kiris wife :3: oh shit I completely forgot abt rotxo dick in the booty ass

Walter white (REAL): DICK IN THE WHAT???

Not a pet: hey guys! 😅

Walter white (REAL): u got my money?

Not a pet: no..

Walter white (REAL): then say hello to my ak

White guy: WTF WHY DO U HAVE ONE??.!.!.!

Queen: finally we finna get rid of this mf

Glock crystals: no we’re not
Glock crystals: tuk put the damn ak down
Glock crystals: spider do u need something?

Not a pet: uhm I’m kinda hungry and thirsty

Glock crystals: alr I’ll bring u sum

Rock (hard): anyways
Rock (hard): IS LOAK GAY??

Pretty boy: yes he is a dick sucking fag jeez

Outcast gay boy: WHAT??

Pretty boy: oh hey bro

Outcast gay boy: ROTXO WHY U WANNA KNOW IF IM GAY???

Rock (hard): I won’t u frfr

Outcast gay boy: …
Outcast gay boy: I won’t u too.

Walter white (REAL): I JUST KEEP WINNING
Walter white (REAL): YALL OF U NEGROS AND CRACKERS BETTA PAY TF UP!!

A lil gay: shit

White guys: man fuck

Ms steal yo wife: why does this shit always happen to me

Queen: fuck dis bs

Pretty boy: I’m abt to kms

Kiris wife :3: what if this was my last straw :/

Not a pet: I just deepen my debt.

Teyams man: ://

Glock crystals: can’t even go shopping this weekend:/

Quaritch has joined the chat

Quaritch has changed his name

Jake sully anti: man fuck all of Jake sullys kids

Not a pet: DAD??

Jake sully anti: bitch u ain’t mine.

Outcast gay boy: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK
Outcast gay boy: YALL EVEN GOT DIS NIGGA QUARITCH???

Rock (hard): so tuk was the only one that believed in us :(…

Walter white (REAL): nah not really i just wanted money

Rock (hard): understandable.

Pretty boy: saur.. that just happened
Pretty boy: aonung come suck my dick

Teyams man: WHATTT

Pretty boy: I’m kidding!!
Pretty boy: ik you’d make a horrible blow job giver

Teyams man: ok man fuck u

Pretty boy: :3

Kiris wife :3: uhm sully kids yall dad came over and I hear moaning

Queen: WHATTTATA

Ms steal yo wife: that lil gay bitch
Ms steal yo wife: he finna get fired from chick fil a

Pretty boy : NAH THAT FAG DRAG GOT A JOB A CHICK FIL A ????
Pretty boy: bye.

Friday 4:41 pm

A lil gay: tell me why my boss called me and said i was fired for being a fag.

Kiris wife: I guess he finally noticed that u had a lil pep in yo step

Teyams man: maybe a lil sugar in yo tank

Pretty boy: prolly noticed that u were a lil to sweet

Ms steal yo wife: or maybe ur wife called ur boss and said u we’re having sex with the neighbors dad in yall bedroom..idk tho u was prolly a bit to sugary

Queen: BYEEE

White guy: uhmm..
White guy: my fault for gettin u fired
White guy: omg dis shit so fuckinf funby i cxant typw fuvk

Outcast gay boy: he laughed so hard he died bc of lack of oxygen

Ok that’s it BAIIII ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

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Sunday 6:34 am

Pretty boy: uhm I think tuk has ties to the mafia

Walter white (REAL): I’m literally the boss???

Pretty boy: damn
Pretty boy: slide me some money

Walter white (REAL): alr since ur my fav

Glock crystals: so I just don’t exist?

Walter white (REAL): no

Glock crystals: ok.

Tom sully and norm have entered the chat

White guy: TOM????

Tom sully: hi Jake

Norm: hi guys!

Glock crystals: HI UNCLE NORMMM

Pretty boy. Hi uncle!!

Walter white (REAL): haii uncle normmm

Outcast gay boy: hi unc!

White guy: SO ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE MY DEAD FUCKING TWIN BROTHER IN HERE OR???

Queen: no we’re not wth 😭

Rock (hard) has changed two names

The original: hm i like my name

White guy: what’s that supposed to mean rotxo.

Rock (hard): HE WAS THE ORIGINAL 🤣‼️

NORMal: this name is funny, thank you rotxo boy 😂

Rock (hard): np :3

The original: anyways Jake let’s reminisce :)

White guy: ok okk

The original: dalop dalop dalop daluup

White guy: deluio delp

Ms steal yo wife: wtf

Teyams man: tf kinda language..

NORMal: dw it’s just they’re weird little twin languages
NORMal: anyways kids do you guys wanna hear some facts about heredity? :)

Pretty boy: how can we refuse…… 😁
Pretty boy: aonung help me.

Teyams man: hmmm should I help u?

Pretty boy: YES IM UR BF.

Teyams man: hm even after u called me the hard er twice and called me a fag..do u think I should still help u?

Pretty boy: istg if u don’t help me i will cut u open and make u eat ur organs then cut off ur dick and make u choke on it

Queen: neteyam dear did u take ur meds..?

Jake sully anti: the son is even more batshit crazy than his batshit crazy mother.

Queen: do u want me to give u a personal beat down again.

Jake sully anti is offline

Ms steal yo wife: i like ‘em crazy 🤭

Queen: come here ronal 😏

Ms steal yo wife is offline, Queen is offline

Pretty boy: what if i slit my face open would they actually take me serious.

Teyams man: don’t do dat..

Queen: so we jus gon ignore Jake and Tom speaking d language?

White guy: dipe dipe 💀

The original: dropel dwop deup

White guy: du, duew dbme diort dwort

The original: dquip dert duit 😭!!

White guy: derm dule

Pretty boy: these science facts are KILLING ME SLOWLY,!:!.!!.

Glock crystals: it’s not that bad

Outcast gay boy: ok freak

Glock crystals: gay boy

Outcast gay boy: IM NOT GAY!,!,!:!.!

Rock (hard): ermmm!!!

Outcast gay boy: fuck u lookin at

Kiris wife :3: I just remembered tuk being a mafia boss?? 😭

Walter white (REAL): don’t worry abt me bitch
Walter white (REAL): worry abt that loser ass relationship of yours

Kiris wife :3: well damn

Rock (hard): byeee tuk ate u up 😭

Pretty boy: wbk 💅🏽🤭
Pretty boy: I need to stop using feminine emojis

Glock crystals: and products

Pretty boy: STOPP

Teyams man: and u call me gay

Pretty boy: I’m abt to cut ur head off

Teyams man: IM JUST PLAYIN

Outcast gay boy: tell me why i just saw tey chasing aonung with a machete

Queen: just ignore it

Ms steal yo wife: IGNORE MY SON IS ABT TO DIE???

Walter white (REAL): im like 100% sure he forgot his asthma pump
Walter white (REAL): alr so he stopped he breathing hard asl
Walter white (REAL): oh shit

Ms steal yo wife: WHAT??

Walter white (REAL): he didn’t forget his asthma pump
Walter white (REAL): bitch yo son finna die and im gonna watch while drinking my iced tea and eating my peanut butter cookies

Walter white (REAL) is offline

Outcast gay boy: ok update aonung has a big ass cut on his forearm and is losing blood at a rapid pace i think he needs to go to the hospital

A lil bit gay: me when my son is abt to die: 😜

After aonung goes to the hospital and lives

Pretty boy: sorry aonung i got to silly (I am not mentally ok)

Teyams man: it’s okayy!!

Outcast gay boy: wish my bf would let me cut him and then still love me 🙁

Rock (hard): I’d let u cut me anyday

Glock crystals: fag

Pretty boy: NAH NOT KIRI CALLIN U A FAG 😭🙅🏽♂️!!!

Walter white (REAL): me personally of slice that bitch clean up
Walter white (REAL): that’s just me tho

Queen: got that slicing up shit from neteyam 🤦🏽♂️

Pretty boy: didnt u wanna kill dad when y’all first met? Oh ok
Pretty boy: got allat shit from her damn MOMMA ‼️

Queen: ok.

A lil gay: hey y’all I’m back from my job :3

Ms steal yo wife: bitch u work at Taco Bell 🤦🏽♂️

A lil gay: ok? At least im gettin free tacos and yo ass has to pay for them

Ms steal yo wife: I’ll get yo ass fired from there too

A lil gay: stay hatin on a nigga grind

Ms steal yo wife: bitch I bring the big money to the mf table 🤦🏽♂️ while u bringing scratch money

A lil gay: nigga fuck u

Ms steal yo wife: u can barely do that

Teyams man: MOMM!?,!!?’

Ms steal yo wife: it’s true 😒 he cried when I let him top

Queen: when she dominates her husband 🤭

Ms steal yo wife: come over ;)

Queen is offline, Ms steal yo wife is offline

Pretty boy: if I could kill those two and put their bodies in acid i would.

Teyams man: uh neteyam take ur meds 😅…

Pretty boy: ok jus bc u said so ☺️

Queen is online

Queen: so u can listen to ur gay boyfriend but not ur mother 🤦🏽♂️??? Ok neteyam

Queen is offline

Pretty boy: girl u can kys

White guy: neteyam stop telling ur mother to kill herself

Pretty guy: you can kys too

White guy: ok.
White guy: drlp dwin dyun dkin 🤦🏽♂️

The original: dhn drt domp 😭😭

A lil gay: uhm anyways
A lil gay: Jake come over :3

White guy: coming!
White guy: sorry tom I’ll talk to u later

The original: it’s ok gaywad

Outcast gay boy: that’s what I’m sayin

Kiris wife :3: aren’t u gay?

Outcast gay boy: no

Glock crystals: i literally saw u giggling and licking your feet when rotxo sent u a pic

Outcast gay boy: why do lesbians spot everything 🤦🏽♂️

Glock crystals: lesbians aren’t real.

Uhmmm ig this can count as a finished chap? Idk but baiiiii ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

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Saturday 3:09

Queen: I just remembered the nigga I had beef with fucking died like fuck u hoe 🤣🖕🏽 that’s why I got yo nigga

Tsu'tey te Rongloa Ateyitan has entered the chat

Tsu'tey te Rongloa Ateyitan: heard u were talkin shit bitch

Queen: where u hear that from? Hell?

Pretty boy: y’all the girls are fighting 😭!!!

Rock (hard) has changed Tsu'tey te Rongloa Ateyitan name

Neteyam original: we both knew this

Pretty boy: alr lil bitch yo beef isn’t with me it’s with my old ass momma stay in yo fuckin lane

Queen: u really had to diss both of us huh?

Pretty boy: yes

Teyams man: i love relationship drama it’s so fun

Kiris wife :3: this feels like the na’vi soap opera

Ms steal yo wife: what u know abt na’vi soap operas?? 😭

Kiris wife :3: i be watchin yo lil shows too

Queen: anyways tsu’tey ian done with yo direhorse lookin ass, no wonder u so good at riding them bc u ride dick all day

Neteyam original: bitch u act like u don’t be over at ronals house suckin on her mf strap don’t play 😭🙅🏽♂️‼️

Walter white (REAL): pay up rotxo

Rock (hard): FUCKKKK

Glock crystals: EVEN THIS TUK???

Walter white (REAL): as I said, I will bet on ur life
Walter white (REAL): swear y’all don’t fucking listen to my fucking words

Queen: anyways back to u bitch

Neteyam original: bitch if u wanna fight we can always fight

Queen: hoe why tf would i fight a GHOST 🤣

Neteyam original: yo ass had no problem fightin yo big headed ass sister

Teyams man: oh shit y’all be brought up the sister

Walter white (REAL): HE BROUGHT UP THE SISTER!!!

Rock (hard): THE SISTERRRRR

White guy: sigh this happens all the time …

Neteyam original: ma’Jake get yo strap suckin wife outta the mf picture

Queen: “ma’jake” BITCH!! I had his mf kids!!

Neteyam original: the kids u barely pay any attention to 🤣 pls sit tf down

Glock crystals: she also says we can fend for ourselves bc she can’t cook

Neteyam original: BITCH IMAGINE 😭😭
Neteyam original: and one thing abt me oh baby imma cook a meal AND make sure it’s edible

Pretty boy: momma he eatin u up

Outcast gay boy: RIGHT

A lil gay: I just got on my break at Taco Bell and beef is the first thing I come to
A lil gay: continue

Queen: bitch ur a ghost, ghosts have no business in the living world
Queen: stick to being dead luv 💋

Neteyam original: stick to suckin on that hyperactive ass strap xo ❤️

Ms steal yo wife: damn 🙁

Kiris wife :3: ms sully he eatin u up

Walter white (REAL): me and rotxo bet on who’s gonna win the argument and it looks like i might get my mf money!!

Rock (hard): damnitttt

Queen: why tf u worryin abt that strap? How abt u stick to suckin on that 9 inch toy dick bc you’ll never get to suck my husband’s dick

Neteyam original: bitch u can barely even suck his dick 🤣🤣 y’all BARELY had tuk

Walter white (REAL): WHATTTTT

Neteyam original: bitch u can’t even ovulate anymore sit yo dry ass down 🤭❤️

Queen: ..

Pretty boy: OH SHIT

Outcast gay boy: IS MOMMA DONE???

Glock crystals: just saw momma run outside where unc tsu’tey is

Walter white (REAL): OH SHIT LEMME START RECORDING

White guy: jeez 🤦🏽♂️

Pretty boy: YALL MOMMAS PUNCHES LOOK HARD ASF

Glock crystals: OH SHIT MOMMA GETTIN DRAGGED BY HER CHEAP ASS WEAVE

Walter white (REAL): YALL OMGG

Outcast gay boy: OH SHIT THEY OUT HERE WHOOPIN ASS

Pretty boy: alr yall the fight over
Pretty boy: momma lost

Walter white (REAL): YEAHHH PAY TF UP ROTXO

Rock (hard): DAMNNN

Neteyams original: and bitch the next mf time u wanna come for me make sure u come correct or u WILL be nursing ANOTHER black eye thx 💋

Pretty boy: alr now that’s over who gon tell him that dad is sleeping with tonowari

Teyams man: tey u jus told him

Pretty boy: oop- 🤭

A lil gay: ermmmm
A lil gay: my break ova bye y’all 😜‼️

Neteyam original: his ass better be lucky that I had used up all my minutes on earth
Neteyam original: bye kids

Pretty boy: bye unc

Walter white (REAL): byee

Outcast gay boy: bye

Glock crystals: baiii

Neteyam original has gone offline

Teyams man: can’t wait until the tonowari vs tsu’tey fight happens 😭 dad ur getting dragged

Kiris wife:3: RIGHT

Ms steal yo wife: y’all know taco bell gon fire his ass if he lose 🤭
Ms steal yo wife: I might as well call

A lil gay: BITCH

Outcast gay boy: y’all spider just vented to me in my dms 💀 im laughing so fuckingn hard rn
Outcast gay boy: “it’s all my fault… heh :)…” BITCH YES IT IS 😭😭

Not a pet: im right here :(

Outcast gay boy: GOOD 😭😭😭

Glock crystals: spider i mildly dislike u

Not a pet: I thought u liked me?? :(

Glock crystal: u smell like shit and toe jam..

Not a pet has gone offline

Walter white (REAL): HELPPP

Teyams man: y’all neteyam just got arrested 🤦🏽♂️

White guy: WHATTTT?????

Since I like cliffhangers happening to others boom cliffhanger!!!!!! Baiiiii ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

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Saturday 2:50 PM

Pretty boy: can’t believe i got 3 years in the undergrounds 🤦🏽♂️

Teyams man: u literally called the judge your majesty….u was doomed for failure

Pretty boy: i thought them ngas would like to be called that 😒😒

Outcast gay boy: they don’t like nun 🤦🏽♂️

Pretty boy: free me frfr ian do allat shit

Kiris wife :3: wtf did u do?

Pretty boy: so i allegedly did: Hate crimes Mass murder (including child murder) Prostitution Mutilation Indecent exposure Crimes against humanity Enforced suicide Vandalism Property damage Cannibalism (including enforced cannibalism) Identity theft Genocide Terrorism Patricide Theft Fraud Torture Abuse Attempted matricide Incrimination Blackmail Kidnapping Treason Assault and battery Animal cruelty Extortion Stalking Smuggling Arson Attempted bribery Conspiracy Infringement Attempted global domination Graverobbing Unlicensed surgery War crimes Breaking and entering Embezzlement Underage/hit-and-run machinery operation False imprisonment Slander Brainwashing Forgery Piracy Child abuse (despite being a child himself) Various other offenses (all of cartmans crimes wth some removed)

Walter white (REAL): bitch yo ass needa be put down

White guy: reminds me of ur mother and her crimes 🤦🏽♂️

Ms steal yo wife: what’s are my baes crimes

White guy: Child abuse Domestic abuse Animal cruelty Mass murder Patricide (accidental) Torture Vandalism Arson Trespassing Property damage Robbery Breaking and entering Fraud Accidental infanticide Privacy violation Negligence Attempted child abandonment Supplying drugs Endangerment Impersonation Incrimination Forgery Assault Battery Indecent Exposure Kidnapping Enforced suicide False imprisonment Theft Hostage-taking Hate crimes Conspiracy Smuggling Slander Stalking Treason Corruption Terrorism Mutilation Pollution Manslaughter Cannibalism Various other offenses (Peter griffins crimes just some removed)

A lil gay: that mf needs to be underground too..

Ms steal yo wife: I like ‘em crazy 🤭

A lil gay: that’s cause yo ass crazy
A lil gay: this bitch hit me across the head with a spiky baseball bat

Ms steal yo wife: ok but did u die? Nigga.

Queen is online

Queen: hey y’all

Pretty boy: how’s that black eye?

Queen: neteyam I’m abt to whoop yo ass

Pretty boy: just like how uncle tey whooped yours?

Outcast gay boy: ATE

Glock crystals: 7 + 1 = ATE

Walter white (REAL): 4 + 4 = ATE

Outcast gay boy: 2 x 4 = ATE

Rock (hard): NOT THEM DOING MATH TO SAY NETEYAM ATE 😭😭

Kiris wife:3: speaking of neteyam
Kiris wife:3: how tf u still got yo phone even tho u underground twin?

Pretty boy: I have my ways

Teyams man: what ways?

Pretty boy: ways u don’t wanna know of

Teyams man: neteyam.

Pretty boy: aonung.
Pretty boy: that was kinda hot

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Rock (hard): we all saw

Pretty boy: kys faggot

Rock (hard): :(

Glock crystals: do yall ever get the urge to say slurs or is that just me?

Outcast gay boy: YALL LOOK OUT!!! KIRI FINNA CALL US CHICKEN EATIN NIGGERS

Walter white (REAL): she gon call is watermelon monkeys next 🙁

Glock crystals: WHAT????

Queen: wow kiri :(

Glock crystals: MOM????

White guy: grace slur urges so strong she passed them down to kiri

Grace: kys Jake

Glock crystals: I don’t mean the n word when i say slurs
Glock crystals: I don’t wanna say slurs so i have to fight the urges

Teyams man: she trynna fight the urges to not call us niggers

Glock crystals: STOP

Glock crystals has left the chat

Pretty boy: nice going ao 🤦🏽♂️

Teyams man: YALL WERE DOING THE SAME????

Outcast gay boy: but it’s alr cause we’re her siblings

Teyams man: alr u all can kys

Teyams man is offline

Queen: damn
Queen: y’all all fucked up

Queen is offline

Rock (hard): ermmm I’ll go check on aonung

Rock (hard) is offline

Walter white (REAL): real nice teyam

Pretty boy: tuk go choke

Pretty boy is offline

Outcast gay boy: uhm

Kiris wife:3: …

Kiris wife:3 is offline

Everyone else is offline

Well that’s awkward but don’t take this as angst cause it isn’t it’s just a silly little finger pointing that’s all but baiiiiii ☆〜（ゝ。∂）!!!!

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Monday 2:34 AM

Everyone is online

Pretty boy: erm so abt yesterday..!.!.!

Outcast gay boy: yea it was basically ur fault

Pretty boy: HOW??

Walter white (REAL): u were the one who started the finger pointing

Pretty boy: and lo’ak encouraged it

Glock crystals: it’s alr i really don’t care anymore

Kiris wife:3: so nonchalant
Kiris wife:3: u so fine bbg lemme take u out

A lil gay: she got all that gay shit from ha damn MOMMA 🙅🏽♂️‼️

Ms steal yo wife: ok kys dick sucker

Pretty boy: where ao

Rock (hard): he’s in his room listening to banana shake by HUS (listen to the fucking song rn on Spotify)

Pretty boy: tell him to get his ass online

Queen: baby i think u should be the one doing that
Queen: and privately

Pretty boy: ION KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS
Pretty boy: nor do i know how to apologize without guilt tripping
Pretty boy: but I’ll try

Private Messages between aonung and neteyam

Tey tey ❤️: aonung pls come online
Tey tey ❤️: please 😭!!

Ao-chan 💋😜 is now online

Ao-chan 💋😜: what do u want

Tey tey ❤️: I just wanna apologize for uhm yesterday
Tey tey ❤️: I meant that thing I said as a joke but I didn’t know you’d not like the joke and I’m sorry if i hurt u in any way

Tey tey ❤️: I genuinely didn’t mean to hurt u
Tey tey ❤️: and i didn’t mean to like point the finger only at you bc we were all doing it

Ao-chan 💋😜 is offline

Tey tey ❤️: AO?? 😭😭!!!

Back in the gc

Outcast gay boy: I think i have dyscalculia

Glock crystals: news flasher: we all have dyscalculia

Pretty boy: hey y’all

Queen: how’d it go baby?

Pretty boy: HE WENT OFFLINE 😭😭!!!
Pretty boy: I’m so embarrassed bc i was like so genuine and like AUGHH

Kiris wife:3: there’s nothing to be embarrassed abt bc he’s happy crying

Pretty boy: WHAT WHY??

Rock (hard): bc that apology was genuine and sincere

Pretty boy: I would come hug him to comfort but a nigga still underground

White boy: they must hate u

Pretty boy: I GOT THREE YEARS KYS CRACKER

A lil gay: HELP???

White guy: why did I have the misfortune of having neteyams crazy ass and loaks slow ass

Outcast gay boy: ok and u can kys

Walter white (REAL): sometimes i forget im half white

Rock (hard): wdym

Walter white (REAL): when it was blk history month the fully blk kids had said that my blk history ends at the 15th and that I’d have to pay 20$ to get a full subscription.
Walter white (REAL): i almost choked that lil hoe

Queen: TUK???

Ms steal yo wife: she got allat cussin shit from yo ass
Ms steal yo wife: anywyas neytiri come over 😉

Queen is offline

Pretty boy: and they wonder why I’m not mentally stable
Pretty boy: ANYWAYS GOOD NEWS

Outcast gay boy: what is it

Pretty boy: im out.

Kiris wife:3: out as in “I broke out” or out as in “they set me free” u needa be specific

Pretty boy: im out as in they let me free
Pretty boy: ian Harriet Tubman 🤣🤣‼️

Walter white (REAL): WHATATAT

Rock (hard): u finna get struck down by the spirit of Harriet

Pretty boy: I thought that bitch freed the slaves? 🤨 I’m a freed slave nigga

Teyams man is online

Pretty boy: SOISJAKQ
Pretty boy: HI BABY
Pretty boy: are u ok??).!/
Pretty boy: they freed me from jail
Pretty boy: I’m sorry

Teyams man: calm down im fine now and ur forgiven
Teyams man: but since ur out come over 🤭!!

Pretty boy is offline

White guy: like mother like son 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️

Kiris wife:3: hey kiri since both of our brothers are busy violently making out wanna..

Glock crystals is offline

Rock (hard): lo’akkkkk :3

Outcast gay boy is offline

Walter white (REAL): though he wasn’t gay
Walter white (REAL): dick in the booty bitch
Walter white (REAL) is offline

White guy: @Alilgay nobodies home rn..

A lil gay is offline

The next day in the gc

Teyams man: i heard nun but loud ass moans from my momma room

Ms steal yo wife: and i didn’t need to hear u and neteyam making out so violently that y’all made the bed creak 🤦🏽♂️

Teyams man: kys

Queen: tell me why neteyam has a hickey and bite marks everywhere on his neck
Queen: nigga are u a feral dog or sum???

Pretty boy: girl don’t think I didn’t notice all them damn hickeys

Outcast gay boy: I didn’t need to know allat

Teyams man: DONT GET ME STARTED ON YO ASS
Teyams man: callin rotxo all the pet names in the fucking world

Rock (hard): he had me blushin and shit

Pretty boy: he also had smeared lipstick

Outcast gay boy: STOP IT WAS ROTXOS IDEA

Kiris wife:3: FOR LIPSTICK???

Rock (hard): hell yea if girls can do it why can’t i do it :/

Pretty boy: nah he gotta point ngl

Glock crystals: tsireya had kissed me with 20 different lipstick shades
Glock crystals: i was in paradise
Glock crystals: how tf she get 20 different lipstick shades??

Kiris wife:3: don’t worry abt allat

Glock crystals: I need a blunt

Outcast gay boy: me and neteyam are going to smoke wanna come with us?

Glock crystals: sure

Walter white (REAL): I think I wanna go by they/them

Rock (hard): period tuk in theyre they/them era!!

Queen: I’m so proud

White guy: we love tuk up in here 🤞🏻

Monday 3:34 PM

In the VAMP$ 🧛🏽 gc (the kids only gc)

Half of this first part will be abt the chaeyoung n@z! symbol wearing so..!!

Vampreya: y’all see chaeyoung drama?

Vampteyam: nah im to high for allat

Vampkiri: what is it?

Vampreya: the bitch wore a shirt with a n@z! symbol on it..

Vampnung: and people are defending her by saying she didn’t know like that’s a grown ass women

Vamptuk: hell even i knew what the damn symbol meant

Vamprotxo: man and she was my bias :/

Vamploak: time to go back to my girl chuu
Vamploak: who was done unfairly btw!!

Vampkiri: right! My billionaire lesbian didn’t deserve dat

Vampteyam: man chaeyoung was my bias too
Vampteyam: but there is another girl kpop group
Vampteyam: but i forgot they name

Vamptuk: newjeans??

Vampteyam: yes!
Vampteyam: I love newjeans
Vampteyam: hanni is my bias

Vamploak: there’s also this new girl kpop group I’ve been listening to called NMIXX
Vamploak: I think I really like jinni

Vampreya: OMG JINNI IS ALSO MY BIAS

Vamploak: we are so alike

Vampnung: i also listen to nmixx
Vampnung: my bias is bae jinsol

Vamptuk: I don’t know a lot abt kpop but i do really like twice

Vamptuk: I really like nayeon
Vamptuk: I also really like her POP song it smooths me

Vampkiri: y’all tuk likes twice and POP we’ve done a great job

Vamptuk: I also like perfume
Vamptuk: there’s this song of theirs that I just love

Vampnung: my bias from twice is tzuyu
Vampnung: I wish she was real

Vampteyam: but let’s go back to loona rq
Vampteyam: im so sure I’m not the only one who loved loons but only knew chuu

Vampreya: ur not dw

Vamploak: yea ur not
Vamploak: my bias is definitely yves

Vamprotxo: I think half of the gcs bias is chuu 💀💀

Vampreya: yup 💀

Vampteyam: me and chuu like 🤞🏽 this frfr
Vampteyam: she been my girl when I first saw her

Vampkiri: i remember when i used to listen to black pink
Vampkiri: im still obsessed with that “BLACKPINK IN UR AREA” shit

Vampnung: yea they problematic asf but they ate with that one lil thing

Vamploak: the first ever kpop group I listened to was bts
Vamploak: I still do listen to them

Vamprotxo: I heard them niggas in the military

Vampkiri: yea some of them are

Vamptuk: have y’all heard of this girl called tophiachu?

Vampreya: EVERYBODY AND THEY MOMMA HEARD OF HA ASS 😭😭

Vampnung: OMG WHEN SHE WAS CRYING TO AUNT KARENS ON LIVE!!!

Vampteyam: I heard she got fired from her job bc her ass stink

Vampkiri: EWW
Vampkiri: who tf doesn’t shower before they go to fucking work she should be ashamed of herself honestly

Vamptuk: right cause if I stank and I got let go I’d be so depressed

Vamprotxo: AND SHE ALSO SPEND LIKE 500$ AT COMIC CON WHEN SHE COULDVE USED THAT MONEY TO PAY HALF OF HA RENT

Vampreya: and the way she treats her fucking mom
Vampreya: so horrible

Vampteyam: y’all wanna have a sleepover??

Vampnung: sure 🤭

Vampkiri: ok

Vamploak: alr

Vamptuk: wbk I’m alr invited

Vamprotxo: yea

Vampreya: sure

Vampteyam: alr y’all be at my house tomorrow at 1:57 PM
Vampteyam: when I say y’all I don’t mean my siblings I mean reya, rotxo, and nung
Vampteyam: just be at my fuckinf house at that time

Vampnung: bet

Ok I’ll do the sleepover chap later :3 but uhm baiii I kinda ran outta ideas so tt drama ideas it is :3 but baiiiii ☆〜（ゝ。∂）!!!!!!

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At the sullys house

Lo’ak walks in the living room with everyone in it (they kicked their parents out and all of them are at a hotel until 9:30 AM tomorrow) and when lo’ak walks in it SMELLS LIKE FEET!! Soooo tuk points it out

Tuk: lo’ak u smell like feet and cow shit..

Lo’ak: tuk go kys

Aonung: nah she right go take yo stanky booty ass in the shower

Neteyam: im half colonizer ao don’t play with me. But yea bro go get in the shower

Rotxo: lemme come *winks*

Kiri: go kys rotxo

Rotxo: ian even do nun

Tsireya: u did, and that’s live

Rotxo: can you all suck my dick and choke?

Kiri: im lesbian

Rotxo: DIE

Aonung: alr that’s enough

Neteyam: it’s never enough, and lo’ak fuck u still doin here go get yo ass in the shower

Lo’ak: fineeee

Lo’ak gets up and goes into his room to get clothes and a towel and when he leaves the living room all of the funk just went away

Kiri: did anyone notice that when lo’ak left everything smelt like fabreez again?

Tuk: I surely did

Rotxo: alr stop dissin my man 😒

Tuk: yo man smell like a stink bomb

Tsireya: RIGHT

Neteyam: y’all wanna watch a movie?

Aonung: sure

Neteyam: bet

So neteyam puts on a movie and that movie is my babysitters a vampire (fire movie)

Kiri: really teyam?

Neteyam: idk why u hatin this movie fire so stfu bitch

Kiri: fuck u

Anyways 18 minutes into the movie lo’ak comes back smelling better than ever (no fr he smells majestic)

Rotxo: u smell great

Lo’ak: thanks, still not over how y’all bullied me tho

Lo’ak sits down next to rotxo and he leans back into the couch with his arms crossed and a neutral-mad kinda face (i mean i would be mad to)

Anyways after an hour the movie is over

Tuk: benny and ethan are so gay

Kiri: literal homosexuals

Neteyam: right!

Lo’ak: I can’t deal with u faggots

Tsireya: nigga aren’t u gay?

Lo’ak: yea but it’s an acceptable kinda gay

Kiri: literally go kys faggot

Lo’ak: die

Tuk: me personally kiri I wouldn’t take dat

Kiri: and I’m not, let’s fight lo’ak

Lo’ak: bet

Neteyam: make sure not to break anything bc im not taking the blame!

Lo’ak and kiri square up and start to fight, lo’ak punched her in her stomach, kiri kicked him in his knees, and lo’ak slapped her in her face, then they both pulled eachother down by the hair

Tuk: OH SHIT WORLDSTAR!!!!

Tuk said while recording the whole thing

Neteyam: alr alr break it up!

Neteyam broke them both apart easily

Aonung: who y’all think won?

Rotxo: definitely my bae lo’ak

Tsireya: stop being delusional
Tsireya: kiri baby obviously won

Tuk: I don’t care who won
Tuk: all I care abt is my video

Kiri: ofc u do

Kiri said while fixing her hair and shirt

Lo’ak: wbk I won

Lo’ak said fixing his hair and his wife beater (the shirt ;-;)

Neteyam: idk looked like slap boxing to me

Tuk: I’m hungryyyy

Lo’ak: starve

Tuk: shut up homo

Neteyam: period tuk

Lo’ak: if I kill myself you all will be in the suicide letter

Kiri: I’d read it and laugh

Tsireya: kiri!

Kiri: what? It’s true

Lo’ak got up and went to his room rolling his eyes and rotxo followed after him

Aonung: is he ok?

Neteyam: yea he does this, in the next hour he’ll be out

Aonung: oh ok

Tuk: TEY ORDER FUCKING PIZZA

Neteyam: okayyy

Neteyam orders 5 pepperoni and sausage pizzas, it took a hour to come and when they came lo’ak and rotxo came out of lo’ak room laughing and smiling

Kiri: someone’s happy

Lo’ak: shut up

Anyways they had pizza, candy, soda and water, and they had a lot of twix and snickers and cookies and they put on another movie (legally blond)

And after legally blond was over everyone was sleep but lo’ak and tuk

Tuk: let’s begin our mischief
She said with a evil smile and rubbing her small hands together

Lo’ak: alr I’ll get the markers

Lo’ak goes in his room and comes back with 10 different colored markers

They decided to draw on the rests face

They drew nerd type glasses on kiris face, a beard on tsireyas face, lo’ak wrote “FAGGOT” in all uppercase letters on the right side of aonungs face, tuk wrote “BAT CRAZY BITCH” on the left and right side of neteyams face and she drew a small mustache on the top of his lip, and they both wrote “SISSY SASSY” in all uppercase on the left and right side of rotxos face then they both went to sleep giggling lowly and cuddled together

The next morning

Kiri: WHAT THE FUCKK?!!?

Tsireya: AHH WHAT THE FUCK

Aonung: BRO

Neteyam: man what the hell.

Rotxo: what the actual fuck.

And with that lo’ak and tuk woke up both stretching like they had a long ass night

Neteyam: did u two do this? Neteyam said??

Lo’ak and tuk looked at eachother and both bursted out laughing while the rest looked at the either mad asf or with a straight face indicating that it was not funny

Lo’ak: that’s what y’all asses get

Tuk: REAL

Neteyam: i expected this shit from aonung and rotxo not u two..

Kiri: the most unexpected duo

Tuk: period

Anyways 9:30 hit and the kids had alr cleaned their face and cleaned up the living room or else they would get they ass whooped and lo’ak and tuk showed the parents the pictures they took of the rest of them sleep with markers on they’re face

Neytiri: nah they got y’all asses

Ronal: for real

Tonowari: didnt u kids know? Never fall asleep first especially around tuk and lo’ak

Jake: the most unexpected duo.

Kiri: that’s what i said
She said rolling her eyes

Ronal: alr now tsireya, rotxo, aonung let’s go home

Tsireya: ok momma

Aonung: ok

Rotxo: byee lo’ak

Loak: bye

HAII I’m back and I hope y’all enjoyed this shit :3!!! BAII LEAVE KUDOS OR WTVS ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

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hi guys :3!!! Erm I might just orphan this work bc im kinda running out of ideas so like give me ideas or places for them to go aswell 😭 thank you all baiii 🩷

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A lil gay: jus found out men avatar can also get pregnant
I think Jake is carrying my baby.

Queen: IS THAT WHY HE HAS MORNING SICKNESS???

White guy: update neytiri checked me and I just had food poisoning

Pretty boy: I would’ve killed it if u really did have a baby

White guy: what

Pretty boy: what?

Teyams man: I love them crazy 😍😍

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pretty boy: y’all remember when uncle tsu’tey said he was gonna fight tonowari for Jake??

glock crystals: how tf u remember ts

pretty boy: bitch I got good memory
anyways
is he still gonna do it?

rock (hard): not tryna be disrespectful (I don’t want my ass handed to me) but isn’t he dead??

Walter white (REAL): dead or not he best keep his mf promise
@neteyamoriginal WYA???

Neteyam original is online

Neteyam original: i lowkey forgot abt that

A lil gay: I wish it stayed forgotten..
Y’all signed me up for death 😭😭

Ms steal yo wife: i hope he beat yo ass so bad not even the hospital could help u

A lil gay: HATER

Ms steal yo wife: imma forever hate on yo faggot ass

Queen: period baby

White guy: don’t get yo ass whooped tono

A lil gay: oh I won’t

Kiris wife :3: u a lil bit too confident

Pretty boy: right remember what he did to my momma

Queen: neteyam stfu

Neteyam original: alr im outside
Bitch come outside I’m not gon jump u
If u don’t come outside imma drag yo fuckin mama

A lil gay: alr im comin
I see u bitch

A lil gay and neteyam original is offline

Walter white (REAL): OH SHIT YALL
TONOWARI IS GETTING HIS ASS WHOOPED

Teyams man: YALL MY DAD SLIPPED

White guy: I knew he wouldn’t win

Pretty boy: YALL UNC IS DRAGGING HIS ASS

Glock crystals: OMG TONOWARI LOOKS LIKE HE FINNA CRY

Walter white (REAL): BYEEE
SPIDER PAY UP

Not a pet: :(
Ok since i finally got a job

Walter white (REAL): aww, then u can pay back yo dept

Not a pet: ok :(

Pretty boy: alr yall the fight over

Ms steal yo wife: he jus ran his over grown ass up in here, not I gotta nurse his ass

Ms steal yo wife is offline

Pretty boy has send a video (it’s just tonowari gettin his ass beat)

Queen: damn
Bae did a number on him

A text has been deleted

Pretty boy: BAE???

Glock crystal: FYM BAE
and where lo’ak?

Kiris wife :3: now that u mention it
He hasn’t said a word

Teyams man: he’s over here in rotxos room

Rock (hard): Man u a snitch

Pretty boy: why tf is my kid brother in ur room

Rock (hard): what??? It was nun but a lil lipstick makeout session

Walter white (REAL): tsireya pay up

Kiris wife :3: MAN DAMNITTT

Pretty boy: tuk why tf would u bet on that

Walter white (REAL): I WILL BET ON ANYTHINGGGGG
I’ve said that atleast over a 100 times

Outcast gay boy is online

Outcast gay boy: tell me why I wake up to my phone goin crazy w texts

Pretty boy: tell me why u were over in rotxos bedroom havin a lipstick makeout

Outcast gay boy: ROTXO

Rock (hard): IM SORRY
AONUNG WAS RHE ONE WHO SAID U WERE IN MY ROOM

Outcast gay boy: brah.
AND WHY IS MY NAME STILL LIKE THIS

Walter white (REAL): bc the creator is so lazy

Glock crystals: not tuk breakin the 4th wall

Teyams man: it’s so easy to do

Outcast gay boy: fr

Rock (hard) has changed Outcast gay boy name

Lilgayboy45: rotxo?
WHY WOULD U DO THAT

Rock (hard): IM SORRY IT WAS JUST IN MY BRAIN

Lilgayboy45 is offline

Rock (hard): yall i think he mad

Pretty boy: hm.. he’ll be alr

Glock crystals: did u really jus say “hm” over text

Pretty boy: don’t make me tell tsireya what happened march 23rd

Glock crystals: u wouldn’t.

Pretty boy: I would

Walter white (REAL): DISNEY CHANNEL ASS NIGGAS
“U wouldn’t.” “I would.” ANDI MAC HEADASS

Rock (hard): ANDI MAC??? 😭😭

Kiris wife :3: wait kiri what happened march 23rd???

Glock crystals is offline

Kiris wife :3: neteyam??

Pretty boy is offline

Kiris wife :3: OMG WTF

Kiris wife :3 is offline

Rock (hard): Oop-

Everybody is offline

what happened march 23rd? Find out in the next two chapters

But like serious question, do y’all prefer outcast gay boy for loaks name or lilgayboy45??? Jus lemme know, whichever one gets the most votes/comments I’ll change it back to the original or keep the new name but yea! TOOTLES 🩷🩷🩷😜

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pretty boy: from popular demand

Pretty boy has changed lilgayboy45’s name

Outcast gay boy: ok.
still not gay

Walter white (REAL): ur still delusional..

Kiris wife :3: delulu is the solulu 😜

Teyams man: NO TF SHE DID NOTTTT

Rock (hard): REYAAA 😭

Pretty boy: @glockcrystals this is ur man..??

Glock crystals: yup.
That’s mine

Pretty boy: and ur going for that?
Look at the screen..

Glock crystals: yup..that’s mine
And imma stick beside her

Queen: this girl is crazy

White guy: fr

Glock crystals: wasnt sayin that ab u mfs n tsu’tey

Queen and white guy is offline

Ms steal yo wife: NAHH NOT MY BAE

A lil gay: BITCH IM YO BAE?? WTF

Ms steal yo wife: we’re ab to divorce if u don’t shut up

Teyams man: WHAT???

Kiris wife :3: naw don’t dew dat..
Dad WILLbe livin in the slumps bc y’all didn’t get a prenup

A lil gay: is that seriously all u care ab tsireya??

Kiris wife :3: yea really..
What ab u two ao and rotxo?

Teyams man: it’s all I care ab aswell

Rock (hard): same

A lil gay: y’all some bad ass kids
Bebe kids headass

A lil gay is offline

Rock (hard): why he mad at us

Pretty boy: right is pissy pants ass

Rock (hard): alr but have y’all seen my bbg lo’ak? His ass sent one text then dipped 😢☹️

Outcast gay boy: im right here crybaby

Rock (hard): OMG HAI LO

Outcast gay boy: hi ro
U js saw me last night

Walter white (REAL): woahhhh
Fym last night?
Whatchu mean by dat? 🤨

Pretty boy: ouuu u messy tuk
But ya whatchu mean by dat?

Outcast gay boy and rock (hard) are offline

(A/n they were NOT doing anything nasty i js like doing dis)

Teyams man: GET BACK ONLINE

All of them are offline

What were they doing at night?? Find out in the next chapter..

TOOTLES ☆〜（ゝ。∂）!!

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Pretty boy: bye why is pierce the veil so good???

Walter white (REAL): boy don’t nb care ab that emo shit

Glock crystals: fr
@outcastgayboy @rock(hard)
wtf were y’all doing????

Outcast gay boy: ermmm nothing! ^_^

Rock (hard): frl y’all being too damn nosy

Teyams man: damn right
Cause wtf were y’all doing????

Outcast gay boy: it’s too embarrassing to say in front of our parents
Let’s go to the other gc

Rock (hard): ur really gonna tell them??

Kiris wife :3: he better!!

Queen: y’all being so mf secretive 😒

Ms steal yo girl: right

In VAMP$ 🧛🏽

Vampreya: so wtf did y’all dewww???

Vamprotxo: ok saurrr
Ermm

Vamploak: erm
im embarrassed

Vampkiri: spill it bitch

Vampteyam: right bro like wtf were y’all doing for y’all to act like this????

Vamploak: we were
Arguing

Vampteyam: aboutttt??? u can’t keep us in the dark bud

vamploak: it was js sum petty shit

vamprotxo: well i wouldn’t call it petty but wtv

u do u lo’ak

vamploak: bro this is exactly what i be talking abt

vampreya: ouhh i see what’s going on here

vampnung: yeah

rotxo stop being a sarcastic dickhead

vamptuk: wait

so

y’all were arguing bcs rotxo is a dick?

that’s the “embarrassing” shit y’all had to tell us??

vamploak: yeah ig

vampteyam: bruh y’all could’ve told us dat in the main gc

vampkiri: right bruh

now the creator has to release this ass chapter after not updating for a year

vampreya: yeah i feel bad

vamploak: im sorry beuh

but atleast she updated.. ^_^

HAIIIU, it’s been a whole year whoops! i didn’t mean to do that, i js forgot that i was a ao3 writer, i’ll try to update more, but i’m in high school nowww!! i can’t believe i started this ass chatfic all the way back in 7th grade or sum 😭😭😭 alr byeee luv y’all (hope y’all aren’t dead)

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Outcast gay boy: what would u guys do if u were in 9/11??
i’m tryna see sum

Queen: why aren’t u at school

Outcast gay boy: didnt nb ask that

Pretty boy: i’d kill myself

Glock crystals: yeah same

Kiris wife :3: right like
what kinda fucking question is that

Outcast gay boy: well DAMN i was just asking

Ms steal yo wife: well never ask a dummy question like that ever again

Outcast gay boy: ur damn near 40 arguing w a 14 year old
don’t u have a mortgage

Ms steal yo wife: no but i do have ur mom bend over every night

Queen: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY

Queen is offline
Ms steal yo wife is offline
Teyams man is online
Rock (hard) is online

Pretty boy: see how they both came online at the same time??
they were doing sum

Rock (hard): huh

Outcast gay boy: yeah what were y’all doing???

Teyams man: nothing??

Kiris wife :3: yeah right, i know a recent hookup when i see one

Teyams man: HE’S OUR COUSIN??
REYA WTF??

Glock crystals: cousins can still hookup

Rock (hard): YEAH BUT THATS JUST WEIRD
WE’RE NOT EVEN TOGETHER RN

Outcast gay boy: OH SO UR HOOKING UP WITH ANOTHER BITCH???
ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME ROTXO

Rock (hard): NO IM NOT??

Pretty boy: @Teyamsman where are u

Teyams man: i’m home baby

Pretty boy: HOME HOOKING UP WITH A HOE
WOWWWWW AONUNG

Teyams man: WHAT??
NO??

Walter white (REAL) is online

Walter white (REAL): wow
i can’t believe you two

Glock crystals: right
y’all suck

Kiris wife :3: i would normally defend y’all, but y’all are cheating ass hoes

White guy is online

White guy: a damn shame

White guy is offline

Jake sully anti is online

Jake sully anti: and i thought i was the bad guy

Rock (hard): WHY ARE U STILL IN THE GC????

Jake sully anti: this ain’t about me

Outcast gay boy: i can’t believe you rotxo
don’t talk to me

Outcast gay boy is offline

Pretty boy: fuck u aonung

Pretty boy is offline

Glock crystals: y’all suck

Teyams man: WE DIDNT DO ANYTHUNG??

Rock (hard): RIGHT LIKE OMG???

Queen is online

Queen: y’all are cheaters

Rock (hard): U WERE JUDT EXPOSED FKR CHEATING IN HR HUSBAND

Queen is offline

Kiris wife :3: go apologize @Rock(hard) @Teyamsman

Rock (hard): FOR WHAT

Glock crystals: FOR CHEATING

Teyams man: WE DIDNT CHEAT???

Glock crystals is offline
Kiris wife is offline :3

Rock (hard): man this sucks

Rock (hard) is offline

Teyams man is offline

A lil gay is online

A lil gay: messyyyy 😝😝

A lil gay is offline

HEYYY GUYSSSS, DID U MISS ME?? I ALR KNOW U DID

DID THEY CHEAT OR NO?? (spoiler: they didn’t)

I MISSED YALL MWAHMWAH

i will leave y’all for another year btw, just a heads up!! SAYONARA (#^.^#)!!!