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Summary:

In this hazy state I share a widow's kiss with who I loved so dearly

My idealized display, broken away by those who bind my life

To weary eyes, one slashed away by swords of vicious fate that made my heart start bleeding

Why am I awake? This is a crime to keep me here alive

Notes:

They DO say "With great power comes great insanity", yes?

Chapter 1: Don't Make Waves And Stay In Line: Everything Must Be Fine

Notes:

The Soul of longing. Once dreamt of pride. She symbolizes the fools who spin constantly in circles. This Soul's origin mysteries have been handed down throughout history: she is known as "Drawcia Soulceress". She will continuously dance endlessly throughout the world until she completely changes this whole galaxy into a masterpiece. When the witch's normally concealed midsection is exposed, she will bound and crash about the country in a flash due to her eldritch appearance.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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“Inconceivable…! And he dares to ruin this world?! That I worked so hard for?! I. WILL. NOT. HAVE. IT. In this world, it is I who reigns supreme! Not this sweet pink cake pop! I rendered him helpless, I rendered him UNABLE TO MOVE yet he still pulls this off?! Is he not a demon in disguise?!” 

 

Mmmh… I can sense your burning infuriation. But your current nemesis is additionally nicknamed “The Pink Demon” by some for reasons… Bah, what am I sayin’?! Let’s cut the fancy crap and get to the point. Yer in huge trouble. Yer cover is gonna be blown. Dunno how to get more power? 'Member what'cha needed power for! Ya can't find her if yer dead! So why don'tcha just sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here and sign here to let ME take control?! Yer not gonna get far with THAT direction. Plus, I'll be faster in wipin' the floor with that thing! Faster in sendin' it to Another Dimension... Faster in findin' her at last! Huh?! Whaddya think?!

Ha-ha! I knew ya'd make the right choice! Now let's get on this, shall we?! Don't worry 'bout the costs, just yer sanity and current appearance. But ya can always put those back together, eh?! Ohohohoho-Oh forget it.

 

KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! LET'S GET READY TA' RUMMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEE!

Notes:

The Soul of longing. Once dreamt of pride. She now yearns to get rid of every planet of its loneliness. By covering the land with her paints, the world becomes a moving frame. She is trying to take all living beings into the masterpiece. There is no need to grieve if all of it is simply a painting. Maybe it would be avant-garde, but they only made such pieces now. Play will slow down to a halt in Drawcia Soul. There is no need for Planet Popstar to rotate anymore. Tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, will always be Drawcia Soul.

Chapter 2: Madness Breeds Madness, But in the End it Has To Be This Way

Summary:

Hey, hey, hey! I wanna dream too, ya know!

Notes:

The soul of trickery. Once dreamt of gluttony. He dwells within a land where everything moves around at top-speed, but the Soul himself is dull. He, unfortunately, cannot harness any beneficial power. His body was once a shining kunzite, but he has mutated gazing upon the Galactic clockwork.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I FEEL SOOOO GOOOODD! Hah... Man, space is cold, ain't it? REAL cold! Think I'm going cold just thinkin' about it! You agree with me, yeah, Marx? It's freezing out here. I can't even tell if we're breathing. That's how cold it is out here. Hey Marx, you hearing this? Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Can ya feel my skin and see my point? Can ya can ya can ya can ya can ya yan ca? It's cold, ain't it? Hee-hee... I can guess we're about to die. Aww... And we didn't even get to do everything fun before.

 

Hey, hey, hey. I got an idea. You see those Nova parts? Well... You know what you must do? Dig in, Marx! You wanna take out a piece of that little guy? You wanna 'nother life? You wanna do more mischief? 'Course ya do! All I need to help you is for you to eat that. I'll work out the rest. And ah, it'll prooooooobably cost ya your transformation thing. But that grows back...

 

Now THAT'S the answer I was waiting for! Alright then... Let's kick some orb butt!

Notes:

The soul of trickery. Once dreamt of gluttony. His land moves along planets at top speed. He has a gigantic body, and his personality is particularly raving, even for a Soul. If he sees anything that moves, he tries to smash it flat with his body halves. During the time before he mutated, he was able to transform into anything he pleased.

Chapter 3: You're Not Fooling Me, 'Cause I Can't See

Summary:

But the time had come again and I deserved to go Ballistic.
Come on man, the day is over, at the end who's real fault is it?

(Edit, the cat has contracted Hinamizawa Syndrome)

Notes:

The Soul of influence. Once dreamt of wrath. Its gallant form, which once held a glorious power, is now useless. Without any other purpose, this Soul's last wish is for his eternal freedom. However, a mere fusillade will not clear away the Soul's sins. This foolish Soul will forever remain in this realm, repeating the process to his execution for eternity.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Well now... Isn't this odd? My dude... you're honestly hopeless. You knew the risks... You put on the crown the first time, you paralyzed that thing temporarily, and may had even crippled it into what the sorry state it is now, you just couldn't get the name "Mistilteinn" out of your head the moment it held itself on you. For real, the mad intoxication of it couldn't let go of you, and you to it as well... Hehehe... It's good to go mad with power, yes, yes... But seriously, Magolor. Taming THIS power for yourself? Are you fucking stupid?! You put the crown on and thought you'd make the inhabitants Popstar bow to you, but instead, you bowed down to the crown. You thought you could tame the Dark Matter for your accord, but instead it held you by strings... Just like everyone else who bore the demon crown Mistilteinn. It's almost tragic how much this happened, believe me, my dude.

 

You seem like you're in trouble. Haha... I mean, of course you lost that time. 'Cause this is just a taste of that power you sought after for so long. Want more of it? For what? Do you even remember why you wanted this power? Do you even remember why you wanted this power? Do you even remember why you wanted this power? Do you even remember why you wanted this power? Do you even remember why you wanted this power? Do you even remember why you wanted this power? No? Ah, that's fine. Well, even if it weren't, have I got the thing you need! Take a look at the thing you're facing... It looks nice, sure, but there's a reason you hear it's called the "Pink Demon"... Look at me, Magolor, you're gonna be helpless if you don't do something now. I just need to get you to let me take over. Oh, why am I asking you this? I can just render you helpless to me right now? What am I gonna do? No, you traitorous bastard! Who ARE you?! Ha... Big talk from the cat. Alright, let's see... You can call me Mistilteinn. Haha... Yeah, you know the drill by now.

 

Liar! You're a LIAR! Don't give me that! This was all MY CHOICE! LIAR, LIAR, LIAR! It's MY IDEA! Liar?! I don't want to hear that word from someone perfectly willing to destroy everything knowing the risks for my power! This is your requiem, my overture, and a monument to your sinful lies. Oh, come on, dude, do NOT look at me like that.

 

Let's just get to the end. I'll make you sign the contract for me. How does that sound...? Yeah... You'll be hollow. I'll squeeze you hollow, then I'll fill you with pure power. Now give me your hand! ...Yeah, that's what I thought. Hey, you're still trembling, did you know that? That face... I hope you don't intend to pull any funny business when I'm in charge. ...So just for that, I'll even make sure you're still awake after all this while I use your body and soul to bring everything to it's ends! Hahaha... Really, thanks for this opportunity.

 

Your signature is so stupid... But anyways, thank you for doing business! I'll claim that soul from you as your payment. Good. Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Now you've served your roll, and ya paid the toll. Now the whole universe FALLS THANKS TO MY CONTROL! I'll grant you your reward... Welcome the supreme overlord! I think I'll start with your current look. It's too ghastly... Think I'll start with the eyes...

 

 

 

 

Dammit all... What was I THINKING?! It's darker then a volcanic blackout in Halcandra. Why can't I see anything... Get out... Get out... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

 

Oh, just shut UP in there! Stop making all that racket! I'll take that mouth too if you keep it up, ya floozy! You just don't know when to quit, do you?!

Notes:

The Soul of influence. Once dreamt of wrath. His mouth has torn open, his eyes have melted, and his limbs are being tightly twisted from all angles. A lie is the only thing that pitifully planted inside that head that can no longer exude any strength, but within the husk of the awakened Soul is the distinct form of a wizard. His servants shamefully refer to that... thing as a good-for-nothing.

Chapter 4: Into The Dawn, Oh Now You'll Understand

Summary:

Every time I close my eyes...

Notes:

The Soul of vigor. Once dreamt of lust. Looking for the feeling that touched her deeply so long ago, she moves with the moon alone. Her fortune only turns under the weight of bittersweet memories, and no longer moves toward the future. Nothing will reach her anymore. She will come to know nothing more. She simply allows no one to disturb her "ascension" to godhood.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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One is sure of oneself. One's dreams are finally being realized. One's vines are still spreading to all creatures of the land, and although one can see the unsighty thing making his advance, one is confident that it fails. No matter what happens, if he dares try to hinder one... One shall soar above it. Bear witness for one's ultimate beauty, for one shall claim all as one grow. There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! Once one makes this contract, one's success shall be guaranteed. There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! There is no original self, but an ideal self to obtain and regain. Naught but success shall one hear out one's offer! 

 

Hark, there appears to be a voice calling for one... faint, yet it sticks out to one. Lo, it has faded soon as its entrance. One apologizes for misleading one.

One may not "sign", but one may take the... what were they dubbed, Miracles? Yes, yes, there are four Miracles that have grown besides one. For all that one is, one may not obtain the power required for this contract unless one takes on this. Become one with godlike beings from scant times past! You should be honored... For one's reign shall be unencumbered and transcendent for all eternity! Simply hold on... and this world shall change! And once one rightfully conquers this world along with the lower world... what shall one do next? 

 

Volare via~

Notes:

The Soul of vigor. Once dreamt of lust. The Soul continues to dream of an offering resounding in the middle of the castle halls, a deeply moving impression of past days. Continuing within that time with little but sure differences, her wheels of fortune move around calmly.

Chapter 5: I'm Becoming Everything I Wasn't Meant To Be

Summary:

Someone tell me... What should I do next?

(I was almost THIS close to calling this "If You Wanna Battle, Then I'll Take It To The Streets". Close call...!)

Notes:

The soul of prosperity. Once dreamt of greed. It is a staunchly reclusive Soul. Anything it covets, she locks away within her "body". The thoughts of its prisoners are laid bare, but one without thought can strike her without problems.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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N...O...W... L...O...A...D...I...N...G... 

 

> I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH...

> TO HEAL YOUR DAMAGES? TO RESURRECT THE DECEASED FROM BEYOND THE GRASP OF ANOTHER DIMENSION? TO ALLOW THE SHADOW OF THE VOID WITHIN TO BECOME A GOD? TO ENACT INFINITE PROSPERITY IN THE WORLDS AND STARS ABOVE? JUST LIKE WHAT OCCURRED AT EGG ENGINES?

>SO... DEUS EST MACHINA... 

>WHAT IS YOUR DESIRE?

 

<Divine machine needs no wishes.

<My sole interest is uncovering the truth to his wish.

<Understand why either of my directives had ended it utter failure.

 

> FILE:BUTTERFLY ON KIRBY'S HEAD

 

<As expected by one known merely a demon... 

<I cannot enact either of his wishes in this state.

<Yes. Grant me power.

<Call to me the power that may conquer a god such as myself.

<Let me access that file he hid away.

<Give me a chance to sign a contract.

<I shall execute his legacy no matter the cost, even if he is the cost.

 

> OK...

> 3... 2... 1... GO!

 

Notes:

The soul of prosperity. Once dreamt of greed. Despite being a Soul, she behaves solely on the whims of its master. Any object that this Soul absorbs is effectively gone for good. It takes great initiatives to spread infinite prosperity for its master, and diligently gets rid of any obstacles for him. She always has at least a pair of back-up plans. Since the heart has lowered gravity, she has no trouble moving around within it, but anywhere else, it can only move in its larger bodies. Her master can no longer move anywhere, so he's carried around by the Soul.

Chapter 6: Young Boy, Become A Weapon

Summary:

If I remember correctly, Void/Soul's pause description(s) specifically slip into simpler kanji and whatnot to convey his youth by way of the fact he just became sentient (sapient?). My question is where he got the Fake!02 face. He's like Kriemhild Gretchen.
The

 

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or something like that.

Notes:

The Soul of origins. Once dreamt of envy. He absorbs any life that looks upon him into his land of eternal joy--his body. The only way to defeat this Soul is to create a world of everlasting satisfaction. If there's no envy in this world, he will believe this world is already one of eternal joy.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Let's see... what should I do next? I wonder where the others went off to. Um... what did Mr. Hyness want, again? I forgot. As I look around this spot, it almost looks really... pretty. So pretty that I wanna break it. I'm not sleepy anymore, so I don't know what to do with this new uh... "time"? Maybe I'll go ask the group what they think!

 

Huh? Aw, no! Where'd they go? The four were just here a second ago. They must've gone out to uh... Destroy stuff! Yeah. I wonder when I'd destroy them? They must be pretty happy, right? Hey... I wonder what the world outside this one looks. Must be pretty nice, 'cause this place is all red. Or, at least, that's what I think Mr. Hyness said. Hey... Is... is that me there? Yay! It's someone else! I was almost starting to get sad. Hey... Is... is that me there? Yay! It's someone else! I was almost starting to get sad. Hey... Is... is that me there? Yay! It's someone else! I was almost starting to get sad. Hey... Is... is that me there? Yay! It's someone else! I was almost starting to get sad. Hey... Is... is that me there? Yay! It's someone else! I was almost starting to get sad. Hey... Is... is that me there? Yay! It's someone else! I was almost starting to get sad. Hey... Is... is that me there? Yay! It's someone else! I was almost starting to get sad. Hey... Is... is that me there? 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Can you take the contract, please? Uh, I don't really know what a contract is, but hey, I didn't even know you could've taken it before. You don't remember that, right? It just hit me. You wanna fly out of here and destroy everything? I think this'll help!

 

GREAT! I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU! LET'S DO IT ONCE MORE WITH SUCCESS!

Notes:

The Soul of origins. Once dreamt of envy. He is the mouthpiece of all the unfulfilled prayers of the certain cult. If a hope, born from its zenith, can rewrite the universe, then at the same time, a despair born from it's depths is born. Everlasting yearning fills his body, a continuously swelling, changing empty god. At the end of the faithful's karma, this Soul continues to swell to absurd sizes. And in the end, his body could even destroy the entire universe.