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In a classroom in Lucella city where a Vortigaunt was the teacher as the class was finally learning about wild headcrabs and Antlion's

Vortgaunt: as you can see wild headcrabs and antlions are very dangerous as they easily kill you if you do not know what you're doing.

After the Vortigaunt said a rabbit girl raised her hand. And the Vortigaunt saw this and called on her.

Vortigaunt: yes Mel?

Mel: well I have a pet headcrab at home and he doesn't attack me so why do wild headcrabs attack us?

Vortigaunt: well you see Mel the headcrabs we use as pets have their beak surgically removed so they cannot cause any harm without their beak effectively harmless and thus becoming tame.

As the Vortigaunt said that a elephant guy raised his hand.

Vortigaunt: yes Mike?

Mike: so Mr Xen what are you explained why pet headcrabs are friendly but what about pet antlions?

Mr xen: will you see Mike the antlions can actually be tamed without having to surgically remove their their teeth/beak.

Mike: oh makes sense

Mr xen was about to begin, passing out the homework that he noticed that the only human in the school was asleep at his desk.

Mr xen: oh, I see that player is asleep again doggy would you be so kind to wake him up?

Doggy who was the guy next to player and players best friend

Doggy: sure Mr xen

Doggy proceeded to smack the back of players head

Player: OW!

Doggy: yo player get up

Mr xen: doggy what have I told you about hitting students?

Doggy: I know not to do it.

Mr xen: and you did it anyways

Doggy: uhhh

Mr xen just signed started to pass out the homework while player turned to doggy and said

Player: did you really have to hit me?

Doggy: no I did not but I did it anyways because it was funny.

Mr xen I had finally came around to their desks to hand them the homework

Mr xen: here is the homework player and doggy.

Mr xen said as he proceeded to give player and doggy the homework as they took it.

Mr xen went back to the front of the class as he had an announcement to make

Mr xen: just so you know that we have a test tomorrow about headcrabs and antlions so make sure you do the homework.

After Mr xen said the bell ringed and literally EVERYONE went running out of the classroom

Player and doggy were seen walking down the school halls to get to the exit door.

Player: so I just realized I never asked this during the entirety of our friendship that been with us since elementary but what job are you wanting to get after we get out of high school or college?

Doggy: well I've been wanting to be a police officer for the longest time what about you?

Player: funny, we both want to have the same job

Doggy: nice

Doggy said as they walk down the school's doors and-

(fast forward to the present)

Player: OW!!!

Player yelled as he rolled out of his makeshift bed and onto the floor while Georgie was seen laughing

Player: Georgie what have I told you about using my stun stick to wake me up?

Georgie: not to do it, but I did anyways because it's funny.

Player groaned as he got up off the floor

Player: Georgie, this is serious, my stun stick can actually kill someone.

Georgie: oh I did not know that

Georgie said in shame as player started to feel a little guilty

Player: (sigh) I suppose that it's all right just don't do it again and as long as you didn't throw my man heck at a tree again because you thought that it was an infected.

Georgie: ok oh and by the way kona wants you for something.

Player: OK thank you for telling me that Georgie I will go see what he wants right now.

Player said as he went to see what kona wanted.

(Chapter end)

Chapter Text

In a lab in a temple like area a orange klipspringer name kona was there with his robot assistant Robby. Player had arrived in the lab to see what kona wanted.

Player: hey kona Georgie told me you wanted to me for something.

Kona turned around to face the human.

Kona: why yes as you know we have been running low on supplies lately so I had robby go out and look for a building that has supplies and he has discovered a grocery store that happens to be about a mile away.

Player: so OK that's good but why didn't you just have him going to the grocery store and get supplies?

Kona: because if I did that he wouldn't have enough fuel to get supplies and get back here.

Player: oh so I guessing you want me to go to the grocery store and get supplies yes?

Kona: that is correct but Robby did say that there was a decent amount of infected on the way there and we both know that your stun stick is only really good for one on ones in close combat.

Player: yeah I know so what are you going to give a gun or something?

Kona went and turned around to the desk behind him and went to grab something.

Kona: actually, yes

Kona held his hand out to give player what he grabbed. A USP Match but for the sake of simplicity, we're gonna call it the 9mm pistol.

Player: oh nice, but where did you get this I hadn't seen this here before?

Kona: oh, I built it

Player: oh makes sense I guess.

Player then proceeded to take the 9mm pistol from kona.

Player: so where is the grocery store?

Kona: your take this GPS that should take you to the grocery store and lead you back.

Kona held his hand out to give the gps. Player took the gps.

Player: all right before I go where the others haven't seen them at all today.

Kona: oh, they're busy restraining the spider again, zee and zuzy are playing with sally and I'm pretty sure that Georgie is in your room.

Player: oh yeah sally...

Player said as he remembered Sally Zizzy and her sisters pet antlion and remembering what happened that one time an infected got to close to zee. Sally fucked up that infected so bad that they were not even recognizable when sally was done with them

Kona: oh and before I forget, Robby, go help them with that.

Robby: yes kona.

As Robby went to help with restraining the spider infected player, proceeded to go outside for the supply run. but not before grab his jacket obviously.

As players stepped outside the door, he was immediately greeted by the intense cold wind.

Player: burr. Damn, it's cold.

Player started to follow the GPS to the grocery store but once he got around the halfway mark, he saw it some infected. The infected in question saw him, and proceeded to attack.

Player: ah shit.

Player said as he took out the 9mm pistol to shoot the infected who actually went down in 4 to 5 shots.

Player has been traversing the snowy terrain for what seems like an hour at this point, but he would eventually make it to the grocery store.

Player: finally, I made it.

Player proceeded to enter the store while also grabbing a shopping cart to make it easier and bringing the supplies back. and proceeded to start grabbing supplies. But after about 30 minutes of getting supplies, he heard a noise set a noise sounded like talking.

Player: another survivor?

Player took out the 9mm pistol again just to be safe insert to quietly creep to where he heard the talking from. Once he got there, he saw that it was in fact, another survivor. a Vortigaunt in fact. Said Vortigaunt was wearing a doctors outfit and has appear to have heard the player and turned around to face him.

Vortigaunt: ah another survivor and please lower you gun I don't wish to hurt you.

The Vortigaunt had noticed the gun, but didn't really seem phased by it and he didn't really seem like he had any ill attention. So Player had lowered his gun.

Player: well that is good to know.

Vortigaunt: oh sorry I forgot to introduce myself I am olex what is your name?

Player: player Yes, my name is actually player I know it's a stupid name.

Olex: oh I did not wish to laugh at your name.

Player felt a little happy that someone he just introduced himself to didn't laugh his name, since they usually laugh his name when he introduces himself.

Player: so by your outfit, I assume you're a doctor?

Olex: why yes I am why you ask

Player: well, you see, I'm actually with a group and we could actually use a doctor. Well I mean we have a chemist, and a engineer but when it comes to well healing people it aren't really there specialty.

Olex: so you are wanting to know if I will come with you and join your group?

Player: yes that is what I'm asking.

Olex proceeded to put his hand his chin, as if he was thinking which he was before, finally coming to a decision.

Olex: yes, I shall come with you and join your group as it is better to have someone watch your back in times like these.

Player: nice though could you help me get some supplies for my group since as I currently on a supply run.

Olex: why yes. yes I will.

After Olex said that both he and player went and finished up the supply run in the grocery store. Definitely able to get more supplies since there's two of them. after about an hour, they finally finished up the supply run and we're heading back to Kona's base (i think that's what it's called?) and they were having a friendly chat about what they did before the infection.

Olex: so you were a police officer before the infection?

Player: yes I was.

Player and olex finish the chat as they were finally outside of Kona's base. Both player and olex came in the front door as player announced.

Player: hey I'm back and I brought another Survivor back to!

Kona: ah nice you're back- wait olex?

Olex: kona?

(end of chapter E)