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A Trash Virtuoso's Confession by Yellow_Canna
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Jun 2023
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Summary
Everything began with a love confession…
Or perhaps saying that everything ended with a love confession would be more accurate.
“Sophia, it’s just you and me now!” Caelus cried with tears streaming down his face as he rubbed his face against the smooth, metallic surface. “You’re the only one for me…let’s get married and live together on some distant planet where no one will find us!”
“Yeah, yeah, can you let Sophia go? You’re obstructing other people,” March 7th said as she pointed at the two students who were awkwardly standing there, holding their garbage in their hands.
“Tell them to find another trash can. Sophia is my ESTC of the day."
“What's ESTC?”
“Emotional Support Trash Can,” came the flat response.
“Stop taking it out on the trash can just because you got dumped."
“I didn’t get dumped!” Caelus sniffed. “I just…Maaarch, help me!!”
“I did! I gave you all those tips on how to confess, how did you mess it up?!” March shouted. “If you had just told him that you’re a Stellaron, maybe he wouldn’t have taken your confession the wrong way!”