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March 7th has created a group chat.
March 7th has renamed themself to march!.
march has renamed the chat to OPERATION SAVE THE TWINS!!!
march has added Dan Heng, Seele, Bronya, Serval, and Pom-Pom to OPERATION SAVE THE TWINS!!!
Serval has renamed themself to serval.
Seele has renamed themself to seele.
march!:
HELLO COMRADES
Dan Heng:
never call me that again.
march!:
I AM GATHERING YOU ALL HERE TODAY TO ASK YOU ALL FOR A GIANT FAVOR
seele:
but why should i care??
Bronya:
Seele? Is that you?
seele:
omfggkf@#$89sdfjs
hi bronya.
march:
THATS GAY!
Dan Heng:
march sit down.
serval:
um, what did you need us all for...?
march!:
WELL I WAS GONNA TELL YOU
BUT THEN
I GOT INTERRUPTED
BY GAY PEOPLE
seele:
stfu ur literally color coded like the trans flag
serval:
isn't she more like the bi flag?
Bronya:
What does the bi flag look like
march!:
EVERYBODY SHUT UP
THIS IS IMPORTANT
STELLE AND CAELUS HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR LIKE, TOO LONG AND I THIKN SOMETHING'S WRONG
Dan Heng:
how long is too long.
march!:
LIKE AN HOUR
BUT MY ALARM BELLS ARE RINGING!!
THEY R DEFINITELY IN TROUBLE. I CAN FEEL IT
Dan Heng:
thats true, my dumbass senses have been tingling. but i figured they were just from you
march!:
BOY SHUT YOUR GOOFY ASS
Bronya:
This feels a little disorganized
Do you have any evidence of something being off?
Other than a gut feeling
serval:
leave it to the student council secretary to actually get things moving!
seele:
yeah shes rlly hot
Bronya:
What?
seele:
i didn't say anythigneis93@&#$&
march!:
I DONT HAVE EVIDNENCE
BUT I KNOW THAT STELLE WAS COMPLAINING YESTERDAY ABOUT MADAM HERTA PESTERING HER ABOUT "EXPERIMENTS"
serval:
as in, madam herta the science teacher?
march!:
YEA
THE FREAKY ONE
I SWEAR HER JOINTS CRACK LIKE PUPPETS
I DONT THINK SHES REAL.
Dan Heng:
now that's just unreasonable. nobody would ever choose to function as a puppet.
march!:
IM LIKE 67% SURE THAT IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE U ARE SO FUCKING WRONG
Bronya:
Back on task?
march!:
YEAH SORRY
ANYWAYS I THIKN THEYRE WITH HER. BUT HER MAIN OFFICE IS LOCKED.
SO I PROPOSE A RAID.
seele:
a raid??
that'll be fun asf
doesn't she have mad bodyguards around tho?
march!:
THATS WHY I NEEDED UR HELP
UR HEAD OF THE WRESTLING CLUB RIGHT
seele:
yea
i'm pretty fuckin good
march!:
SEE PERFECT
AND SERVAL IS HERE BC I KNOW EVERYONE LOVES HER MUSIC.
SO SHE CAN BE THE DISTRACTION!!
serval:
oh, neat. so i don't have to do any fighting?
march!:
NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO!!
serval:
cool.
Bronya:
Am I also fighting?
I would not mind accompanying Seele
seele:
heusfhueshhtuwjsdf
march!:
YES THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
I SAW U WRESTLE WITH SEELE ONCE
U WERE REALLY REALLY GOOD
PLUS I THINK UR A GOOD TEAM!!
Dan Heng:
are you sure they were actually wrestling or doing something else
seele:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
march!:
NO THEY WERE ACTUASLLY WRESTLING
I hope.
serval:
the tone switch....
march!:
ANYWAYS.
SO THE PLAN IS
SERVAL PLAYS MUSIC IN FRONT OF THE HALL. SHE'LL EITHER GET REPRIMANDED OR LISTENED TO BUT EITHER WAY ITS A GOOD DISTRACTION
SEELE AND BRONYA TAG TEAM THE REMAINING GUARDS
THEN I RUN INSIDE AND GET STELLE AND CAELUS AND SAVE THEM!!
Dan Heng:
what about me
march!:
WORST CASE SCENARIO WE THROW YOU AT HERTA!
Dan Heng:
you couldn't lift me if you tried.
march!:
SEELE COULD
seele:
nah im not hurting my boy
Dan Heng:
thanks seele
seele:
np
march!:
BRUH
Bronya:
So when do we start the raid?
march!:
IN T MINUS THREE HOURS!!! MEET ME IN THE ASTRAL EXPRESS DORM
SOUND GOOD??
serval:
sure, i'm in
seele:
hell yeah
Bronya:
As long as the twins are safe
Dan Heng:
still don't really know what i'm doing
march!:
THEN OPERATION SAVE THE TWINS IS A GO!!!
seele:
the shit i do for those two
march!:
NAH YOURE NOT BOTHERED SINCE BRONYA IS HERE!!!
Bronya:
Oh, that's sweet of you
seele:
HUFHESFEJSHFDSFE@#&$@78@#$
serval:
what happened?
Dan Heng:
i think she malfunctioned
Welt Yang to himeko~
Welt Yang:
Himeko.
himeko~:
yes?
Welt Yang:
My parental instincts are firing.
himeko~:
oh dear.
i will get the car.