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1-“Come over here and make me.”
2-“Have you lost your damn mind!?”
3-“Please, don’t leave.”
4-“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
5-“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
6-“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
7-“I almost lost you.”
8-“Wanna bet?”
9-“Don’t you ever do that again!”
10-“Teach me how to play?”
11-“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
12-“I think we need to talk.”
13-“Kiss me.”
14-“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
15-“So, I found this waterfall…”
16-“It could be worse.”
17-“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
18-“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
19-“The paint’s supposed to go where?”
20-“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
21-“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
22-“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
23-“Just once.”
24-“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
25-“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
26-“I got you a present.”
27-“I’m pregnant.” THIS ONE IDK WHY IS HERE BUT ITS FUNNY SO I KEEP
28-“Marry me?”
29-“I thought you were dead.”
30-“It’s not what it looks like…”
31-“You lied to me.”
32-“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
33-“Please don’t do this.”
34-“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
35-“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
36-“I wish I could hate you.”
37-“Wanna dance?”
38-“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
39-“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
40-“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
41-“You did all of this for me?”
42-“I swear it was an accident.”
43-“YOU DID WHAT?!”
44-“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
45-“Tell me a secret.”
46-“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
47-“No one needs to know.”
48-“Boo.”
49-“Well this is awkward…”
50-“Im scared. Okay? I know its weak.. Everyone knows that.”
51-“You can cry, you know that, right?”
52-WashingDad. Just WashingDad and Hamilson.

53-Drunk Hammy ✌️

54-"When was the last time you.. (any essential needs)"

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Alexander sat at his desk simply writing away, probably since he woke up, he felt excited, he was arguing with someone online about something, he couldn't remember what they started arguing about but it definitely wasn't about that anymore, Alexander couldn't even tell if they were arguing or just chatting.

' XxX69GettingYourWoman420XxX: ur opinonions r tewrible, i steel ur women'

' Hamster!: Good luck. I don't have a 'women' I don't even have a woman. :) (Ps: Your* x2, opinions*, are*, terrible*, I*, steal*, woman*. Glad I could help your horrendous grammar. ^v^)

' XxX69GettingYourWoman420XxX: LOLLLL, YOUR SINGEL!! SINGEL!!!!! LEWSER! LOLOLOL '

' Hamster!: No, Im not single. I just don't have a girlfriend/wife. XD'

('XD' with the straightest face possible, Ham online: XDD, Ham IRL: :| :[ )

' XxX69GettingYourWoman420XxX: hen i steal joe mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

' Hamster!: I dont have a mom. '

' XxX69GettingYourWoman420XxX: Shit. ths is depre- sad man. I steall ur dad.'

' Hamster!: :| '

' XxX69GettingYourWoman420XxX: Same answer? damn. So.. ur gay? don worry man, my rein of terror dont disriMENat. I'll stear your manz-!! ahahhaguhe- shit im drounyng'

' Hamster!: Bi actually, I dont appreciate you- one second. '

(He did not infact take one second)

Alexander looked to his door, he was alone in the house for atleast an hour, John was at some party and Alexander decided he had better things to do, if he knew that his day would end with him talking to some kid named 'XxX69GettingYourWoman420XxX' he would've gone but he cant revert time, might aswell get drunker than Laurens so he wont be sober enough to think about the words being uttered, he went downstairs and looked -wherever you put alcohol- and grabbed a bottle- or.. he couldn't remember. He just remembered that he was smelling colors and seeing sounds when he was done. He sMeLt the door open and he looked over, it was John, sober. as. a. rock. Alexander stood up wobbily and waddled over muttering nonsense,

"Heyyy, Mr Freckles.. Why aren't you drunk?" Alexander leaned on John when he reached him.

"I went to a birthday party Lex. A Kids Birthday Party. and, I was my own driver, I dont wanna crash." He said the last part booping Alexander and supporting his weight, "Why are You drunk?"

"I forgot whyyy"

John rolled his eyes at the response and grabbed Alexander by the waist. "Wanna go to bed-" His sentence was cut short by a whine of denial from Alexander, "I thought so. Lets watch movies! I choose the first one, I choose... Aladdin!"

Alexander smiled at the option "Can we watch all the versions? including the play?"

John nodded and looked at Alexander to help him walk but he was smiling, "Lex! Have I entered another universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?"

Alexander sighed dramatically, "Nooo, now lets watch the movie."

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Finding a really good fic: 😀
It isnt too long: 😃
The tags don't have "Fluff, Cutesy stuff, Hello kitty, WATERSPORTS, Thunder": 😄
Its in the fandoms prime:😁
The fandoms prime was 2016-2020: 😐
It was abandoned halfway through: 🙁
The author said they're continuing it: 😊
Theres comments begging for them to finish writing and from 2017: 😨
Its Orphan_Account: 😰😭