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[Podfic] Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare

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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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A podfic recording of isthisselfcare's Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

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Chapter 1: An Unsporting Attack

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Chapter 2: Draco Malfoy, Genius Inventor

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Chapter 3: House Call by Genius Inventor

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Chapter 4: Imbolc

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Chapter 5: The Keepers

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Chapter 6: Finding Serenity

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Chapter 7: Ostara; Contrariness of Granger

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Chapter 8: The Party / Orphans, Or Something

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Chapter 9: Beltane

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Chapter 10: The Orkney Isles

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Chapter 11: Draco Malfoy, Oblivious Idiot

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Chapter 12: The Tea Party

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Chapter 13: Solstice

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Chapter 14: Get Thee to a Nunnery

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Chapter 15: Noli Me Tangere

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Chapter 16: The Seneca

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Chapter 17: The Dinner / Draco Malfoy Almost Causes The Next Murder Sensation

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Chapter 18: Amends

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Chapter 19: The Nundu / Trying Times for Draco Malfoy

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Chapter 20: Draco Malfoy the Errand Boy, Life and Times of

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Chapter 21: The Mortifying Ordeal Begins

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Chapter 22: Lughnasadh / The Top of the World

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Chapter 23: Draco Malfoy, Notorious Auror

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Chapter 24: Draco Malfoy, Literal Wanker

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Chapter 25: Nearness of Granger, Perils of

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Chapter 26: Mabon / Being Irritating Is A Love Language

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Chapter 27: Theo's Party

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Chapter 28: The Viking, Shameful Conduct of / Healing, Pleasures of

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Chapter 29: Night Encounter / Granger is Sensible

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Chapter 30: Samhain

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Introducing the Marquis d’Artois! He lives rent-free in my head now. Enjoy!

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Chapter 31: The (J)anus (T)hickey Ward

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Chapter 32: A Paedagogical Exchange

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Chapter 33: Heroics, Hazards of

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Chapter 34: Deus Ex Machina

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Chapter 35: Dynamic Fluid Exchanges: A Practical Model

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About the mole – I gave you one, single, paltry, not-even-clue about her in Chapter 1. I am horrible, I know. We now know who pissed in her Pixie Puffs, anyway.

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Chapter 36: Journeys End in Lovers Meeting

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