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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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19 Jan 2025
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The following takes place immediately following the battle of Hogwarts.
Ron and Harry are hellbent on getting justice for the deaths of their friends and loved ones, but Hermione is fed up with the violence and only wishes to move on from the war. She eventually becomes a reluctant participant in their schemes by dedicating her time to minimizing the cruelty inflicted on the imprisoned Death Eaters, including one Draco Malfoy. How far will Ron and Harry push her before she breaks and who will be there for Hermione in their absence?
COMPLETED AS OF 7 JANUARY 2024
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01 May 2024
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Hand drifting down to her abdomen, she knew. When she was younger, she’d known that there was something different about her. About her abilities. Her certainty had been palpable, and was only confirmed when Professor McGonagall had shown up on her doorstep with that fateful letter in hand. And now, just over ten years later, she felt that same sense of certainty again.
She was pregnant.And it all because she’d gone and had a one night stand with the worst person in the world… Draco Malfoy.
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20 Feb 2024
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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05 Sep 2022
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It’s always been difficult for Abby to stay still. Impossible, almost. She just needs to move, needs to jump around, dance, spin in her chair - anything, really, as long as she isn’t static. There’s only one situation, really, that she’ll allow someone to stop her moving…
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05 Jan 2022