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Beginning....

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the sound of a helicopter was heard from above...it was distance, yet it was getting closer and closer.

the trees moved thanks to the wind that the aircraft was making, the machine landed somewhere with a thud before the sound of the door opening was heard.

followed by something dropping down into the ground.

"alright, here you go...i better not see you complaining about it, i pulled a lot of strings for you and your stupid bi-" a voice said angrily before getting cut off

"WHATEVER, this looks amazing...you got the bear as well, you better have!" said the other unknown voice.

the former voice sighed deeply "yes...i hope you realize just how much-...hey, what are you still doing in here, leave already, i have some other business to handle!"

"hehe...alright alright, guess we're doing this huh?"

a few more sounds were heard before the sound of the helicopter started fading out, indicating that it flew off somewhere...dropping off..whoever that was.

"alright...let's do this!"

and then the sound of running was heard.

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the sound of a loud ship horn was heard blowing in the distance then.

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"...augh?"

a person was seen groaning, they were also seen lying down on the sand for some reason...the sound of the horn was enough to wake them up though.

getting enough strength, they began to stand up and rub their head before notching that they were standing in some sort of beach...?

uh...what now?

they thought to themselves before hearing the horn again, making them turn back and look at the ocean before noticing a large container ship leaving in the distance...

wait...what's happening, is this another dream...or did i just get dropped off in this this weird place?

they stood around scratching their head before shrugging it off, but before anything else...they immediately noticed a person lying down on the sandy ground.

it was a...man, wearing a...army uniform?

oh...oh man, looks like i wasn't the only one here...is he dead?

they looked at the unconscious man for a moment, before slowly making their way towards him and then poking their side with their foot.

???: "hello, you okay there...?"

a few more foot pokes was enough to make the man in the uniform groan and slowly start to move.

???: "oh sweet...hey, hey wake up...there's a crab crawling on your head by the way"

the man slowly opened their eyes, a look of confusion was seen in them as the man began moving his eyes all over the ground.

???: "you okay, you seem to be looking for something...i really don't know"

the man snapped his eyes at the other person, who seemed to be a young man...or boy?...

???2: "w-what...where...where am i?"

???: "i dunno"

the man in the uniform quickly got up, making the little crab fall off his head as he began to look around the place while holding onto his sword sheath, seemingly confused and alerted for some reason.

???2: "what is the meaning of this...WHERE'S ZORRO!?"

???: "who...?"

???2: "are you one of his allies...ANSWER ME!"

???: "i don't know what-!?"

the boy quickly stopped talking as a sharp saber sword was then pointed at his throat, the man in the uniform growled and brought it closer to the boy's neck

???2: "you better talk...where did you take me?"

???: "hey...chill out, i don't know what's your deal!"

???2: "quit your weird tone and tell me already or else i-"

"hello...?"

a voice was heard from behind the two, making the man lower his saber and look back...only to see a little girl walking up to them.

???2: "who are you...child?"

???3: "i could say the same thing for you...where did you even get that sword?"

???: "just so you know, he was pointing at it my neck a few seconds ago...speaking of what, thanks for saving my life"

???3: "uh huh...so where am i, is this another one of Elvis' stupid games...?"

???: "Elvis died years ago though?"

???3: "i was talking about a different one..."

???2: "what in the world is going on...who are you people!?"

???: "dude, can you stop being so paranoid...i barely know where i am, i don't think the girl knows either"

???3: "yeah...this really doesn't seem like Icaria"

???2: "Icaria...what in the world are you talking about child, isn't this San Tasco?"

???3: "no...?"

???: "what's that?"

???2: "it's in california...we ARE in california, don't play stupid with me"

???: "i don't think so...i mean does california have beaches like this?"

???2: "yes it does, i expect a citizen like you to be familiar with the place already..."

???: "well i'm not from california though, so i dunno..."

???3: "most places in the world have beaches, i don't understand why...wait, why am i worried about that?...look, just...can you please explain why i'm here, I was supposed to be going to school...my parents are probably worried, Elvis and Boris are freaking out too i think...ESPECIALLY Elvis, do you know what kind of damages he'd cause looking for me?"

???2: "i could care less about your problems, if nobody tells me what's going on here then i'll-"

???: "hey what's this?"

the boy/man pointed at a piece of paper sticking out of the man's pocket.

the man in the uniform looked at the small paper before taking it out as he began to read it's contents.

???: "so...what does it say?"

???3: "you sure are comfortable asking people things like that..."

???: "you're probably curious too, so don't play snark now..."

???3: "i guess..."

???2: "...it has my name written, along with something else...it is telling me to introduce myself to the others..."

???: "hold on...hey I have one too!"

the boy said, waving the note that he got out of his own pocket

???3: "me too...okay where did it come from?"

???2: "you want answers? then introduce yourself to the others...tch, whoever wrote this will be thrown into prison soon for disrespecting the army's higher ranks..."

???: "army...wait, are you in the army?"

???3: "i think that was obvious enough judging by his clothes..."

???: "well whatever...can we get some names at least, my note has something weird written on it..."

???2: "since i don't wish to deal with this foolery much longer, i will get this over with already and introduce myself...my name is Raymond, commander of the spanish army in San Tasco...apparently i am the ultimate commander according to this note"

(one of the major characters from the legend of zorro anime...watch the episodes on YouTube if you want to)

???3: "okay...what?"

Raymond: "don't ask me, but just know that you're talking to a important person right now...i would advise not being disrespectful"

???: "wow that's cool, do you like go to war or something?"

Raymond: "what do you think an army commander does?"

???: "do war things?"

Raymond rolled his eyes in annoyance before looking at the girl "and what about you?"

???3: "well...i'm Emma, and...my note lists me as the...personal selection?"

(from I, Elvis Riboldi...you can find the episodes online)

Raymond: "personal selection...what's that supposed to mean?"

Emma: "i don't know, but it's weird..."

???: "you think that's weird...well hear this, i'm Anon and my thing called me a random moron...WHY!?"

(the protagonist...?)

Emma: "psh..." 

Anon: "that's not funny, what's funny is your big forehead...what is that?"

Emma: "that's mature..."

Raymond: "i don't have time for this...does anyone here have any idea what happened or how i ended up in here?"

Anon: "i dunno, what was you saying about a Zorro or something?"

Raymond: "....nothing"

Emma: "guys, i feel really odd about this...i think i'll just go now" 

Anon: "where?"

Emma: "probably somewhere that can take me back home...yeah"

Raymond: "and i have important things to do, so consider this my farewell"

Anon: "well alright, see ya people that i probably won't be seeing ever again, it was nice knowing ya for the past 2 minutes"

the both didn't say much as they began to walk different directions away from Anon, who just stood around in silence...

i need to leave too...but i dunno, the place feels nice...oh whatever

Anon shrugged again before making his way away from the small beach, heading into the middle direction where he took a small dirt path to...somewhere

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a few minutes later...

Anon was seen walking in the pathway, surrounded by a few trees...until he spotted another person ahead.

it was a...red cow?

it seemed to be scratching it's head and looking around for something.

???: "now what happened here...?"

Anon: "hello there talking cow"

???: "cow...?...i'm an ox, how do you confuse me with a cow, mister.....monkey?"

Anon: "huh...?"

???: "ah, i see...you're a gorilla, albeit a hairless one i suppose"

Anon: "i'm not a gorilla, does it look like i eat bananas?"

???: "....well i don't know what you are, which is surprising considering that i know every animal on the farm...speaking of which, i don't suppose you know the direction back to my farm do you?"

Anon: "noooot really...i'm actually kinda lost, i met two people back a moment ago but they were as clueless as me"

???: "hmm...i would help ya but...i honestly don't know where to start"

Anon: "that's fine...hey, these two that i met earlier ago had some sort of weird note with them, it mentioned a lot of stuff that we didn't understand...do you have one?"

???: "a note you say...let's see"

Anon watched as the cow...i mean, OX started patting around his body for some kind of note...until they started taking out one of their wooden shoes and shaking them a little before a white note eventually fell out from one of them.

???: "there we go...i knew that something was stuck between my toes, just couldn't put my tongue on it"

Anon: "weird place to hide a note but okay...what does it say?"

???: "well first things first, it has my name stated on it, along with a bunch of stuff about introducing myself to the others for answers and whatnot...in that case, you can call me Boes, the...ultimate help as it is written to me here in this small paper"

(from the old animated show, OX TALES!)

Anon: "ultimate help...well that could be HELPFUL....sorry, anyways i'm Anon, what's up?"

Boes: "ain't nothing up aside from the massive confusion i'm havin'...don't know how i got myself in here, that ain't no good"

Anon: "i hear ya...so like-"

"RAAAAHHH!"

a yell was heard before suddenly something jumped on Anon's face and began attacking him.

Boes: "oh what's this about...cut it off already!"

Boes immediately went ahead to help Anon as he looked at the...small teddy bear scratching his face, he then grabbed it by the back and held it up from Anon as the thing began kicking around and growling.

???2: "AUGH, I'LL KILL YOU ALL, WHAT IS THIS STUPID PLACE!?"

Anon: "ooow...." 

Boes: "that's what you call a bad first time impression...at least i know what kind of animal you are, just that i never seen a bear as small as you before...why so feisty?"

???2: "i don't have to tell you anything!"

Anon: "now why would you do this, like...ouchie, seriously...ow, i am hurt"

???2: "you don't sound like it...let me fix that!"

Boes: "i suppose you also got a note too huh, well...IT IS in your hand, why am i even asking?"

Anon: "oh cool, what does it say...i'm Anon by the way, that guy is Goose"

Boes: "it's actuall-OW!"

the little teddy bear bit Boes' hand and caused him to let go of the little bear as it quickly backed away from the two.

???2: "hissss~!" 

Boes: "okay, now i'm starting to get mad...who are you anyways?"

???2: "why do you want to know?"

Anon: "cuz the note mentions something about giving us answers about our whereabouts or something like that, i doubt it but ya know...it's worth trying?"

???2: "hmm...usually i don't give my name to losers, but since i don't plan on being here much longer...then FINE!"

the bear then showed them their note.

Boes: "Teddy Bear...the ultimate prick?"

Teddy Bear: "got a problem with it, fatso?"

(why do i keep adding in characters that never had that many screentime in the original source?"

Anon: "fitting..."

Boes: "sounds about right..."

Teddy Bear: "whatever, did you freaks bring me here or something...i don't wanna be here, i have better things to do!"

Anon: "such as...?"

Teddy Bear: "not talking to you!"

Boes: "ain't that rude?"

Teddy Bear: "don't care!"

Anon: "well i-" 

Teddy Bear: "DON'T CARE!"

Anon then watched as she ran away...somewhere.

Boes: "she reminds me of a certain gorilla..."

Anon: "i'm not a freaking ape man..."

Boes: "i wasn't talking bout you but...oh well, i really don't understand what's going on here, one second i was walking home and then the next second, pure darkness..."

Anon: "i don't remember much to be honest...but judging from what I've seen, looks like there's more people in this place with the same amount of confusi-....nevermind, i feel too lazy to continue"

Boes: "um...you're saying that more clueless people are in here, much like us?"

Anon: "yea"

Boes: "wonder what kind of people...suppose i should get going to find the answer myself"

Anon: "cool cool, wanna go together or something?"

Boes: "why not, it's nice to have company sometimes...unless you're a rat that keeps stealing my cheese"

Anon: "huh"

Boes: "nevermind...let's march ahead"

Anon nodded before walking alongside the red ox as the two began their journey to meet up with whoever else they could find.

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a few seconds later...

Boes: "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall~"

Anon: "do oxs drink beer?"

Boes: "not that i know, i don't drink anything besides juice and water"

Anon: "then who took the 99th bottle?"

Boes was about to respond before noticing that they came to the end of the pathway, a few buildings were seen ahead of them as well...

near a small building, was a girl and a boy...arguing about something.

Anon: "more people, who would've thought?"

Boes: "they seem to be more hairless gorillas..."

Anon: "brother...they're not gorillas...let's go talk to em"

the two then made their way towards the humans, their arguing getting louder and louder....

???: "bro i don't give a shit about that!"

???2: "YOU SHOULD DELETE THAT COMMENT RIGHT NOW!"

???: "how about i make more of them?"

???2: "ugh you're such a-" 

Boes: "why hello there!"

???2: "OH MY GOD, A TALKING BULL!"

Boes: "why's everybody getting it all mixed up...?"

Anon: "what's the difference between a bull and a ox?"

???: "oooh shit...okay okay i see them, interesting choice but hey, that's cool!"

Anon: "what are you talking about dude?"

???2: "quick question, but do you support the new snow white live action movie?"

Anon: "huh...?"

Boes: "what...is that?"

???: "holy shit...ain't nobody gives a shit about that, snow white? more like doo doo carmel and the seven adopted hipsters, fuck outta with that!"

???2: "i wasn't asking your opinion, you're just racist and sexist!"

Anon: "okaaay...so, my name's Anon, this here is Boes, we got a bunch of weird notes that had something written on it...did you both get one?"

???: "yep, it's not the first time though"

Boes: "hmm?"

???2: "totally, i have one with me too...my name's Tina, and i'm...the ultimate stupidity!?"

(she's the abridged version of the actual character from the german show wir kinder aus dem möwenweg/ the kids from seagull street...just bare with me on this one, okay?)

???: "PFFFFT, well they're not ready wrong!"

Tina: "that's not true, whoever wrote this is the stupid one!"

Boes: "it would seem like...some of these notes are a little insulting"

Anon: "yeah, mine called me a moron..."

Tina: "well you are one if you don't support the new snow white, AND the new little mermaid...yas queen!"

???: "oh muh gawd bro...who invited this chick?"

Anon: "so who are you?"

???: "oh yeah, drumroll please!"

Anon: "sure i guess?"

???: "okay so don't freak out...but you got it right, it's me...MOTHERFUCKING PETER JOHNSEN, THE ULTIMATE FUN IDEA!"

(basically another abridged version of the actual character from Tina's show...again just bare with me on it)

Anon: "fun idea...?"

Peter: "finally got my introduction out of the way...also excuse the inconsistently in the text, the author kinda lost track of the font and stuff...anyways yeah, did you know that i was in the first fangan made by the same author...pretty cool, yeah i'm kind of a celebrity around here..."

Boes: "who's he talking to...?"

Tina: "Peter, nobody cares about you...you still need to delete that comment you made on the new snow white trailer, it's problematic!"

Peter: "i was telling the truth, get mad scrub...anyways i can't wait for this!"

Tina: "for what?"

Peter: "you'll see, you guys have fun now!"

Peter then ran away laughing as the others stared at them in confusion.

Boes: "okay then?"

Anon: "weird..."

Tina: "sooo...about snow white?"

Anon: "what's this place by the way?"

Tina: "hey i asked a question!"

Boes: "looks oddly futuristic...is anybody in here?"

Tina: "think so...i would call them weird but i am not ableist sooo...yeah!"

Anon: "don't think you understand what that means but okay...i'm going in" 

Boes: "me too, see you later little yellow monkey"

Tina: "that's racist...or is it not, i don't know..."

the two left the girl alone to think as they quickly got inside the building.

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upon entering the place...they noticed a lot of chairs and tables placed around.

Anon: "a cafe...nice"

Boes: "interesting..."

"hey YOUS!"

a deep voice startled the two, making them look at a table and see a floating puppet drinking beer...

Anon: "holy moly...what is that!?"

Boes: "i have seen a lot of things but...this is unusual"

???: "so yous too gon just stands there and not get a bottle of beer for a lady, i already done told that stupid chef guy but he ain't hearing me, so YOU TWO BETTER GO FETCH MOMMY ANOTHER BOTTLE!"

Boes: "well now, guess we know who took the 99th bottle..."

Anon: "inside joke...yeah, let's make this a inside joke from now on"

???: "the hells you two talking bout!?"

Anon: "nothing...anyways my name-"

???: "i ain'ts asked yous for your name kid, i want another booze bottled RIGHT NOW!"

Boes: "aren't you worried about being in a strange place without any collection of what happened?"

???: "the hells i'm not, i'm more worried about not smoking my usual two packs of cigarettes this morning...this place is starting to piss me offs" 

Anon: "that explains the voice...anyways did you get a note or something?"

???: "you mean this thing...yeah I've been using it as a tap from my beers, i ain't bout to spill no damn drink on my table"

Boes: "very considerable...but can you read it for us, maybe introduce yourself too since it's kinda important for us all?"

???: "fines, but you better fetch me a bottle after i dones tells ya...now listen up, the name's Barbara Guy, the hottest piece of ass you'll probably never get in your damn life, even the paper refers to me as a personal selection for somebody's sickly needs"

(from SML, more especially in the videos 'Brooklyn Guy meets his dad' 'Brooklyn Guy's Thanksgiving' and "sml the funeral'

Barbara: "nows you know my name, how about that damn beer bottle?"

Anon: "two things, personal selection again and...why do you sound like a man?"

Barbara: "ooh what are you trying to say huh, that i'm no goddamn lady or something, do i look like one of those ABC plus people or something!?"

Boes: "what abc people?"

Anon: "maybe it's better not to know..."

Barbara: "now go get my DAMN BOTTLE OR ELSE!"

Anon: "okay...um...where's the kitchen?"

Barbara: "overs there...HURRY!"

Boes: "on it...let's go" 

Anon: "y-yeah..."

the two quickly ran off towards the kitchen, leaving the angry puppet alone...

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Anon: "jeeez..."

Boes: "that was odd, think she could use a few anger issue management classes..."

Anon: "i know...anyways what's that sound?"

Anon and Boes heard a little bit of ruckus coming from inside the kitchen....they opened the door and found themselves in a small kitchen, along with two people inside trying to stop a blue chipmunk thingy from emptying the fridge.

???: "DAMN IT ROSE, GET YOUR FRIEND AWAY FROM THE FRIDGE!"

???2: "stop it already!"

???3: "oooh what's this?"

the chipmunk pulled out a box of cookies before quickly jumping up on one of the top cabinets and beginning to eat out of the BOX...

???: "get down from here!"

the puppet tried reaching for the chipmunk but couldn't due to the fact that the animal was way above him...

Boes: "what's going on?"

the three then looked at the two in silence...

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???2: "oh...hello there, sorry for the loud noises..."

???: "great...more freaks that could destroy the kitchen!"

???2: "don't be rude, they seem harmless unlike Barbara..."

???: "yeah okay...i thought chipmunks were supposed to be cute and innocent, now...I just want to COOK THEM!"

???3: "hmm...i must say that those things taste delightful!"

???: "stop STUFFING YOUR FACE!"

Anon: "okay so...let's get this over with, i'm Anon, this is Boes, we woke up here with no memory and met a few others that shared weird notes with us...you guys have one too yeah?"

???: "yeah we do...but i don't understand who gave it to us, i just woke up somewhere in the forest before meeting up with these two"

???2: "i don't remember what happened...but yeah we did get some notes"

Boes: "i suppose that they mentioned the same thing as ours...would you care to introduce yourselves?"

???3: "can't do, i'm busy eating those scrumptious cookies!" 

???2: "ugh...okay let me start, my name's Rose, and that's Ellery...my note referred to me as the ultimate rosemaster while his...said something about personal selection?"

(both of these are from the odd show known as Lilybuds..)

Boes: "that's weird, a few others had the same thing written in their notes..."

Anon: "what's a rosemaster anyways?"

Rose: "i really...don't think we should be saying anything else about ourselves, but...just know that we're lost in here"

Ellery: "speak for yourself dear, i'm loving this place already...hmm, is there more of these delicious treats?"

???: "HELL NO, you already destroyed the kitchen already...you better leave or else!"

Anon: "who are you...?" 

???: "ugh...look, just call me Chef Peepee...and this stupid note referred to me as...as...j-just read it yourself!"

and then the puppet showed them the note...

(from SML...what else?)

Rose: "i still think that's rude..."

Chef PP: "of course it is, i'm sensitive about my cooking!"

Ellery: "if you're not bad at cooking...then perhaps you can make me a meal?"

Rose: "nice try Ellery...but nobody is going to fall for your usual tricks, i don't understand why you're here especially..."

Anon: "these notes are hurtful...but anyways, do you have any beer or something, the lady thing from outside tried to kill us"

Chef PP: "that weirdo...i already told her that i'll get her a bottle, but she's so damn bossy like Braxton...i just got distracted because of this stupid chipmunk!"

Ellery: "i was starving badly my dear odd looking friend...don't be so cruel"

Rose: "you didn't have to destroy the kitchen..."

Ellery: "it's not my fault, it's not everyday that you suddenly grow up to the size of a visitor and get to touch the so called fridge...it's...wonderful~!"

Boes: "grow in size...?"

Rose: "Ellery...quiet!"

Chef PP: "look, i don't care what you're hiding...just get the hell outta my kitchen before i skin you alive"

Anon: "your kitchen...?"

Chef PP: "well it's not mine...but still, just leave already!"

Rose: "don't be so rude yourself Chef, we'll leave as soon as we get Ellery down from there"

Ellery: "good luck with that...i'm making this spot my official home!"

Anon: "uh...hey Boes, let's go through the backdoor?"

Boes: "and avoid the angry woman back there...a good suggestion"

Anon: "well, you guys have fun with this...and i would bring that beer bottle if i were you Peeps"

Chef PP: "peeps?...i preferred Lord Peep better..."

and then Anon and Boes left through the backdoor

-

upon exiting the building, the two found themselves in the back of the building...duh, but...they heard some kind of music coming from a tree.

Boes: "huh...who's playing the harmonica?" 

Anon looked up and saw...a person leaning against a tree branch and playing with a harmonica for some reason.

Anon: "hey...hey there!"

the person slowly stopped playing before looking down at the two.

???: "aw, more people i see...why hello there"

Boes: "you play that thing real good you know that?"

Anon: "though it's a little weird to see someone that relaxed...you've no idea how you got here either don't you?"

???: "haha...yes, i suppose so, however i'm used to being at strange places...but i will admit that this place, is much stranger than usual"

Boes: "i guess the people in here are stranger than usual as well huh?"

???: "suppose so..."

Anon: "hey so, did you get a note too?"

???: "note...ah, i understand...why yes, i do have it in here...you got one too?"

Boes: "everyone we met does..."

???: "i know, very weird..."

Anon: "hey, if you knew then why did you ask us if we had one...am i thinking too much on it?"

???: "maybe, or maybe not...only i know the answer, haha..."

Anon: "hmm...so who are you, and what does your note say?"

the person put a hand on their pointy hat before taking out a note, and then dropping it down to the two below.

Boes grabbed the note before reading it.

Boes: "Luc Man...ultimate traveler" 

(this guy is from the anime known as Little Memole...the English dub is usually known as Wee Wendy, finding the episodes is a bit hard but the japanese episodes with subtitles can be found easily)

Boes: "so you travel a lot Luc Man?"

Luc Man: "i do, it's very interesting to me...but i don't quite recall ever traveling to whatever this place is...what's more weird is that...ah, nevermind" 

Anon: "nah, finish that sentence"

Luc Man: "do not worry about it, i believe...that things will be getting interesting eventually, i may as well wait for it to happen until then"

Boes: "what makes you think that...?"

Luc Man: "life is odd...it drives us to new experiences, do you agree?"

Anon: "well life doesn't usually knock you out cold out of nowhere and then bring you over to a weird place where you get attacked by small teddy bears..."

Luc Man: "this must be a exception...haha"

Anon: "maaaan...Boes can we leave?"

Boes: "i guess...hey you want this back?"

Luc Man: "keep it, i don't believe it puts me in danger if someone were to have it in their possession...have a nice day now"

Luc Man then went back to playing the harmonica as Anon and Boes shrugged before leaving the strange man alone...

-

they were seen walking to the other building which was much larger than the others...

as Anon was walking forward...he noticed someone familiar walking out of the trees, with a new person besides them...

Anon: "oh it's...that guy!"

Boes: "who?"

Anon: "the army dude...um, who's that?"

Raymond was seen walking forward with another person that was nearly the same height as he was...they seemed to be wearing some sort of armor?

Boes: "hey there you both"

Raymond: "....i'm in hell" 

Boes: "huh...where did that come from?"

Anon: "hey....Ramon?"

Raymond: "not bothering to remember my name is quite...annoying"

???: "i don't see it as a problem...what's more worrying is...this entire situation"

Anon: "you seem cool...bet you have a note too huh?"

???: "i do...but, i'm not sure what to think about of it" 

Raymond: "i feel very disoriented..."

Boes: "what's your name?"

???: "ah...please refer to me as...Carrot, i woke up with no real memory of what happened and...."

Raymond: "he's the ultimate knight...a noble title if i say so myself"

(from the webcomic series Cucumber Quest...cool?)

Carrot: "i appreciate it Raymond...i found your own title admirable as well" 

Boes: "hey there you two, i'm Boes, i'd think the ultimate farmer would've suited me best...but i do love helping people, suppose the ultimate help title isn't that bad either"

Anon: "why am i the only one who had a stupid title...?"

Carrot: "pardon?"

Anon: "yeah, my note referred to me as a moron...like why dude?"

Raymond: "does it matter...i'm honestly on the brink of losing my sanity, i never met such creatures such as you before...is this a purgatory?"

Carrot: "what made you come up with such a theory?"

Raymond: "i don't think there's any need for me to spill my information to you..."

Carrot: "r-right...apologies Raymond"

Raymond: "hmm..."

Anon: "well...what's this building?"

Boes: "it seems big...is it a hotel?"

Carrot: "i don't know...i don't know what kingdom this is"

Anon: "kingdom...dude this seems like a summer camp or something, it sucks!"

Raymond: "this is clearly an island...but why are we here?"

Boes: "who brought us here?"

Carrot: "....perhaps it's...?"

Raymond: "what is it?"

Carrot: "....sorry, it's nothing"

Anon: "well anyways i have to go now, maybe there's more people inside the building or something...Boes you coming?"

Boes: "as much as i'd enjoyed walking walk ya, i think i need to lay down a little...i'm feeling a bit lightheaded"

Carrot: "me too in all honesty..."

Raymond: "tch...something isn't right"

Anon: "well whatever i guess, let the story progress!"

Anon quickly ran away from the three and straight into the building.

-

upon entering...

he arrived at some kind of living room...?

Anon immediately noticed two people talking next to a window, he took this chance to talk to them.

???: "i really don't understand what's happening..."

???2: "this has to be a dream..."

???: "pinch yourself then?"

???2: "hmm...o-ow!..okay, NOT a dream!"

Anon: "hey there, Anon here with another video!"

???: "oh...finally, someone else that's a human and not some weird...talking shape"

???2: "talking shape?"

Anon: "okay, notes?"

???2: "huh?"

???: "he means the notes we have...for some reason"

???2: "is it good idea to be showing everyone our notes?"

Anon: "yeah, why wouldn't you?"

???: "what kind of reasoning is that?"

Anon: "the note states that if we want to know what's going on here...then introducing ourselves is sort of important?"

???2: "he has a point..."

???: "i guess...you can call me Lilith, i'm the...know it all or something..."

(from PINY Institute Of New York...it's purple Maki!)

???2: "and i'm...Primrose, the ultimate title i was given is...the ultimate inventor!"

(from when i was your age...a show that has no EPISODES AVAILABLE ON THE INTERNET FOR SOME DAMN REASON....seriously why?)

Anon: "oh so you guys are nerds?"

Lilith: "gee...that's your first thought?"

Primrose: "being smart doesn't make you a nerd...ugh you're reminding me of Sandrine"

Anon: "sardine...i don't really like those"

Lilith: "okay, so you're the...less intelligent one, either that or you just say those things on purpose"

Primrose: "probably the latter..."

Anon: "relax girls i was just kidding...anyways don't ask me about anything, i really don't know what's happening in here or how we got here...."

Primrose: "that's worrying, i was in the middle of making a new project...why does this happen to me now...but then again, it's really interesting...could it be that a portal warp opened itself up in my basement...perhaps i mixed some kind of chemical that messed up the oxygen, which in resulted-"

Lilith: "as much as i love science...you're kinda proving his earlier statement, us being nerds i mean..."

Primrose: "oh..."

Anon: "since there's nothing interesting going on...i'll be heading upstairs now, see ya!"

he then ran upstairs as the two girls stared at each other in confusion.

-

upon arriving there...

Anon saw a bunch of doors to each side...but what caught his interest was the...green triangle ahead of him.

Anon: "yoooo...what's up?"

???: "hello...creature"

Anon: "heya, did you get a note too?"

???: "you mean...this?"

the object lifted a note then.

(just a random OC that came out of nowhere...i already did include them in a different story of mine)

Anon: "Triangle...TRIANGLE?!"

Triangle: "yes..." 

Anon: "....where's circle?"

Triangle: "i know them...i hate them"

Anon: "oh...what's up with the crack on your head?"

Triangle: "my 'friends' thought lowly of me..."

Anon: "oof..."

Triangle: "are you...human?"

Anon: "yeah, why do you ask?"

Triangle: "....i met a human before...your organic system is very interesting to me..."

Anon: "oookay...hey is there anyone else around?"

Triangle: "hehe...see that door?"

the triangle pointed back at a door that was opened for some reason...

Anon: "gotcha, well i'll just leave before this becomes more awkward than it already is...bye!"

Triangle: "bye...i'll keep track of you"

Anon shivered before quickly running inside the opened door.

-

he got inside and looked around the luxurious looking bedroom before hearing some sort of...voices coming from a different door inside.

huh...who's making gulping sounds?

Anon wondered before noticing a door that was slightly ajar...

he then walked towards it and heard the sounds getting louder...before he pushed the door open.

.....

only to see a pale girl giving a swirly to a small puppet.

???: "still wanna act tough?"

???2: "AUGH NO STOP IT!"

???: "spoiled moron..."

Anon: "uh....hello?"

the girl stopped dunking the puppet and looked back at Anon.

she let go of the puppet, making him gasp for air and crawl away from her.

???: "who are you...speak NOW"

???2: "oh god...this freak nearly killed me, it's not even-"

???: "quiet" 

???2: "..."

???: "now, again...who ARE you?"

Anon: "uh...i'm Anon...why were you giving this puppet a swirly?"

???: "i have my reasons..."

???2: "she's a freak...my poor rich hair..."

Anon: "anyways...who are you guys?"

???: "why should i tell you?"

???2: "yeah, why should i tell a poor peasant like you anything?"

???: "did i tell you to talk?"

???2: "....."

Anon: "well i don't know, it's kinda important...somehow, the note just stated that we needed to introduce ourselves if we wanted some answers for this weird situation"

???: "....fine, call me Zero...ultimate spy...i ain't telling you anything else, and don't bother questioning my title either...unless you want your head dunked in the toilet next?"

(from the invisible network of kids, a show that still lives in my heart...)

Anon: "i gotcha..."

???2: "ugh...and i'm Richard Goodman, yes that's right...GOODMAN, my wardrobe is worth more than your salary and oh, my ultimate title is...the ultimate badass, pretty fucking obvious from now on"

(why so many SML characters....?)

Anon: "you think getting your head sunk in the toilet by a girl makes you a badass...?"

Richard: "she caught off guard with her poor hands...ugh!"

Zero: "what, you think girls aren't tough or something wise guy?"

Anon: "well they ARE weaker biologically..."

Zero: "wanna do a small test then?"

Anon: "u-uh..."

Richard: "well at least i won't be getting beat up..."

Anon backed away from the girl as she growled and reached her hands to him....before suddenly 

DING DONG BING BONG! 

a voice played from somewhere then...

"AHEM...one two three, is this thing working...GOOD, anyways...everybody that's looking for answers, make your way to the first cabin please...see you soooon, Phuhuhuhu~!"

Anon, Zero and Richard looked at each other in silence....

Anon: "we...should go i think"

Zero: "....don't think you're off the hook yet"

she shoved him aside before walking out of the bathroom.

Richard: "augh...let's get it over with, i need to go take my money shower back at my mansion, i hate this stupid poor toilet water all over me!"

Anon sighed before following after the girl along with Richard.

-

Anon walked downstairs and saw Primrose and Lilith standing next to the exit door.

Anon: "hey girls, did you hear that thing?"

Lilith: "it's called the announcement...yes, that's a thing"

Anon: "get off my back, those long words are forgettable to me!"

Primrose: "well anyways we should-"

Richard: "out of the way poor people!"

Richard quickly ran past the two and nearly knocked them down.

Lilith: "ugh, jerk!"

Primrose: "let's just go..."

Anon then walked out of the cabin with the two...

-

it didn't take long for Anon to realize that they were in the first cabin, well the large number one painted over the building made it obvious...

he stood around with the few other people who were close by, before eventually more and more others came to which a small crowd was then made...

they all stood around in silence and anxiety, wondering just what's going to happen now...

huh...17 people, that's a lot...but why are we here? 

Anon hummed to himself...

Emma: "anyone knows what's going on...?"

Carrot: "afraid not...but i do have a few worrying theories"

Lilith: "such as?

Tina: "OH, maybe it's another competition like Peter was in before!"

Peter: "better be a rimjob licking one then..."

Rose: "h-huh...?"

Primrose: "what even is that..." 

Peter: "it's when you tongue punch a car's wheel, what you think?"

Barbara: "the hells we standings here fors...who the fuck was on that announcement!?"

Chef PP: "i don't know at this point..."

Triangle: "i hope it's another death game...i loved the first one"

Raymond: "this is a bunch of nonsense..."

Ellery: "it's interesting...i could be gaining a lot out of this!"

Luc Man: "truly a mystery isn't it, wonder what brought us here?"

Boes: "weren't you talking about something to do with life?"

Richard: "i need to leave soon...i'm getting sick just by being around you poor people!"

Zero: "you're really a annoying spoiled brat..."

Teddy Bear: "someone better explain before i start KILLING PEOPLE!"

Anon: "chill..."

Teddy Bear: "NO!"

Emma: "i think i'm losing my mind..."

Triangle: "hehe...I've lost mine a while ago"

Rose: "well i-"

but before anything else...a bunch of fireworks started exploding in the sky, startling everyone.

Raymond: "what the!?"

Primrose: "what's going on!"

Chef PP: "fireworks?"

Triangle: "pretty..."

Anon tried to say something before out of nowhere a loud high pitched voice was heard.

"HELLLLLLOOOOOO FOR THE FOURTH TIME!" 

everyone quickly turned back and saw a small figure sliding on their knees right towards them...

Anon stared at the small figure...a bear that was half white and black on each side, a sharp set of teeth was seen on their smile, and one of it's eyes was red..and scarred sort of.

everybody stared at the thing in shock as it got up with a giggle.

???: "Phuhuhuhuhu~....so, what did you guys think about my entrance?"

.....

....

Richard: "what the fuck is that!?"

Rose: "a bear...?"

Teddy Bear: "beat it punk, only one bear is allowed in here!"

Peter: "oh hey Monokuma!"

Tina: "wait...isn't he the one who kidnapped you before?"

Monokuma: "aww...you ruined the surprise!"

Luc Man: "i'm...intrigued and confused"

Raymond: "are you responsible for this...answer!"

Monokuma: "sure am, welcome to my lovely island!"

Anon: "island...?"

Monokuma: "DUH, what did you think it was...Disney World!?"

Lilith: "not you again..."

Barbara: "the hells is that thing?"

Ellery: "what in the world is going on?"

Carrot: "why...did you bring us here?"

Zero: "you better talk!"

Boes: "hey i have a lot of work to do...can you cough it up already?"

Richard: "tell us already you fuck!"

Monokuma: "geez so rude...but oh well, see...i actually brought you here for something special, you're all in my island now...and guess what?"

Raymond: "what?"

Monokuma: "....THERE'S NO WAY TO LEAVE!"

....

Anon: "seriously?"

Zero: "you think this is funny?"

Carrot: "you simply cannot keep us in here...it's wrong!"

Tina: "yeah i have tiktoks to film, i need to go back and film in my bedroom...come on!"

Monokuma: "hold on hold on....now I know that i said you can't leave this island, but that's not true really, there's a way to leave..."

Emma: "....which is?"

Peter: "oh shit..."

Anon: "what is it...come on spill it out!"

Raymond: "speak you vile creature!"

Teddy Bear: "before we FORCE YOU!"

Luc Man: "so, how do we get out of here?"

Monokuma: "Phuhuhuhu~...simple, all you need to do in order to go back home is...."

"commit murder!"

Monokuma's words immediately left the others in a mixture of shock and confusion....

Anon stared at the bear in silence, trying to sink in what was said....

to go back home....

they....

needed to kill....?

......

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Chapter 1: It Slipped

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everybody stood by, all silent and in a mixture of emotions at what was said by this odd...creepy smiley looking bear known as 'Monokuma...'

Anon was still a little confused, though it was clear that he heard what Monokuma said just a few seconds ago...

so 18 people were kidnapped by...a bear, brought into a unknown island and now apparently there was no way for them to escape....unless they committed murder?

......

Emma: "uh...what did it just say?"

Monokuma: "IT!?!...I HAVE FEELINGS TOO FOR YOUR INFORMATION!"

Carrot: "that isn't important...what's important is the mention of murder in your earlier sentence!"

Tina: "i don't think his last sentence had the word murder in it?"

Lilith: "and i don't think you understood what he meant by that..."

Monokuma: "gee, you bozos got dirt on your ears or somethin?"

Richard: "no, only airpods...speaking of which, my pods are going to run out of battery soon, so quit fucking with us...well actually, quit fucking with ME and let me out of this poor island so i can go back to my mansion and charge my airpods with my expensive ass charger that's probably worth more than your entire networth!"

Primrose: "THAT'S what you're worried about...what even are airpods anyways?"

Peter: "yeah, how else are we supposed to damage our hearing, you need to understand that there's people who have earphones on 24 hour...including me, which is probably my hearing isn't as well as it used to be before"

Boes: "well it can't be that bad now"

Peter: "....i feel like one of you said something about that right now, i can't tell really"

Boes: "now that's tone deaf..."

Rose: "f-friends...maybe we should start being serious?"

Chef PP: "yeah, what are you talking about you...you weird bear thing?"

Monokuma: "what is it with the casual bearism nowadays!?"

Ellery: "bear...ism?"

Monokuma: "YEAH, you guys are being beary racist to me right now, haven't you seen a gorgeous bear before or what, is it TOO much to bear?"

Teddy Bear: "i'm right here!"

Monokuma: "i said gorgeous, not hideous...blaugh!"

Teddy Bear: "why you....-"

Luc Man: "Monokuma...is it?"

Monokuma: "that's me alright!"

Luc Man: "could you elaborate more on...this entire situation, i so believe everyone is a little bit confused at the moment"

Barbara: "a bit?...yeahs right, i've no fucking clue what's going ons right here...the hell is Mickey Mouse's problem?"

Monokuma: "STOP INSULTING ME, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR LATER CHAPTERS WHEN EVERYONE IS SICK OF MY GAMES!"

Raymond: "stop your nonsensical rambling...now i don't know what kind of trick this is, but i have you know that i'm a very important man with a whole army to lead...if you think playing games with a commander is funny then just you wait until i give order to my soldiers to lock you up for life...i demand that you bring me back to my office at San Tasco immediately!"

Zero: "i don't have anything important to be taken care of back at home...but if you think that you're gonna get away with kidnapping us...then you really don't realize the pain that's about to come your way"

Triangle: "i'm still interested in the whole committing murder thing..."

Monokuma: "ugh...GOD, how many times do we have to do this?...oh you can't keep us locked, oh you won't get away with this...blah blah blah, you know what, i'm sick of hearing that kind of NPC dialogue from my prey, it's honestly getting quite annoying...and that should be saying A LOT coming from me!"

Ellery: "i highly doubt that we care about your opinion mister bear...as much as i'd loved exploring the fridge, i think heading back to my little home would be quite nice...so go on, let me go...keep Rose with you, i really don't care about her that much"

Rose: "oh seriously Ellery...?"

Tina: "yeah like, this place isn't really my kind of view vibe?....i mean, a few videos could work here and there but...i feel really off being away from my room, so could you just send us back home already or something?"

Emma: "i...really think that i'm losing my mind...but then again i met aliens before so...whatever, look can you just...send me back to Icaria?"

Monokuma: "Phuhuhuhu~...."

Primrose: "what's funny...this isn't funny, i'm not laughing...but i am a little interested, i honestly think that this is a dream or a very long and complex hallucination....i must've inhaled something in the lab"

Peter: "crack...same honestly"

Luc Man: "i don't think...this will be nice"

Boes: "what do you mea-" 

Monokuma: "you know what...no, no i won't be letting you all leave and go back home...i mean i already said that you can leave by a specific way...but i guess you all just love getting off topic and skimming over the important parts, don't ya?"

Triangle: "i'm still intrigued..."

Zero: "well i'm not!"

Teddy Bear: "me either!"

Chef PP: "or me, my life is already bad as it is...and i don't wanna go through another stupid game show competition or whatever!"

Carrot: "you must let us go now, i can't...be here, i have to-"

Monokuma: "ah shut up already!"

suddenly, a bunch of weapons came out of the ground and aimed themselves at the people that Monokuma kidnapped

Primrose: "EEEK!"

Emma: "h-huh...w-wait what is this!?" 

Raymond: "what kind of weaponry tactic is this...!?"

Tina: "I DON'T WANNA GET SHOT AGAIN!"

Lilith: "again...?"

Peter: "oh damn, that's one way to get the plot going....that conversation was taking too long to be honest bruv"

Teddy Bear: "i'm not scared of no weapon...SHOOT, I DARE YOU!"

Ellery: "what...are these things?"

Rose: "i-i don't know...but they look oddly scary"

Richard: "IT'S A FUCKING SUBMACHINE GUN, WHAT DO YOU THINK!?"

Barbara: "you get those damn guns offs my face, the only pistol i'd glady have aimed at my face is from my big boy Simmons...hehe!"

Zero: "grrr...."

Triangle: "i'm not even scared...if this is how it ends then that's just boring"

Chef PP: "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT, JUST DON'T SHOOT ME PLEASE...SHOOT THE COW INSTEAD!"

Boes: "h-hey now...it's not even hunting season yet!"

Luc Man: "i've always wondered how it would feel like to be hit by one of those things...will we be finding out eventually today?"

Richard: "i don't wanna get shot by some stupid bear...i'll pay 10k if one of you poor people let me use you as a meatshield!"

Tina: "AUGH PETER DO SOMETHING!"

Peter: "yeah sure, hey Monokuma can you stop-THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO RIGHT NOW TINA!?!"

Monokuma: "SHUT IT BEFORE I START BLASTING ON YA!"

Carrot: "y-you can't...do this!"

Lilith: "he's doing it though..."

Monokuma: "now listen up, i didn't come here to have boring ass long talks with a bunch of people that nobody even cares about...you all were brought here to participate in my new killing game, that's right, some of you are probably familiar with that by now!"

Peter: "yep, ain't that right Lil?"

Lilith: "you know...a study showed that the average person has 12,000 to 60,000 thoughts per day...the thought of meeting up with you, or doing something like this killing game ever again...has never came up to me, like...at all"

Peter: "it's good to hear from you again too Lil"

Rose: "i'm confused...what's...this killing game?"

Monokuma: "glad you asked uninteresting character number 4!"

Ellery: "he's not wrong!"

Rose: "ugh..."

Raymond: "speak already you villainous scum....what even is a killing game?"

Triangle: "hehe....i already know what"

Boes: "I wouldn't be sounding happy about it..."

Monokuma: "GOD....can you bozos let me talk?....AHEM, ANYWAYS!...the killing game ain't nothing new, i already done did like....69 killing games at this point, but basically all of you are stuck in this particular island with no way of getting out, i'm talking no escape routes or even outside communication, there's literally no possible to leave this place....unless you win the golden ticket of course!"

Emma: "golden...ticket?"

Primrose: "what's the use of a stupid ticket...this doesn't explain anything at all!"

Monokuma: "of course it does, obtaining a golden ticket is the only way to leave this island and to head back to your home and reunite with your precious family...isn't that what you all basically want right now?"

Chef PP: "yeah...but i kinda hate my life back at home so...."

Barbara: "i miss my baby boys Jonathan....SO OF COURSE I'D WANT TO LEAVE, GIMME THAT TICKET ALREADY!"

Teddy Bear: "hey BACK OFF grandma, i deserve that ticket more than you do!"

Barbara: "who yous calling grandma, ya fucking twinkie winnie the poop bitch!?"

Teddy Bear: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"

Peter: "oh come on guys, now is not the time for fighting!"

Carrot: "right...please calm down, we mustn't fight each other!"

Peter: "yeah...us fighting and insulting each other comes later, probably in chapter 3 or...4....i dunno, point is that we need to save the drama for later"

Emma: "and here i thought that he'd be saying something sensible for me once...."

Luc Man: "now then, we can all get a golden ticket...right?"

Raymond: "well bear?"

Monokuma: "Phuhuhu~....of course you can!"

Tina: "that's good!"

Monokuma: "but oh gee...i only have one, how unfortunate!"

Boes: "i can't even bear with this anymore...."

Primrose: "please don't play into his puns...."

Triangle: "so....only one of us can get the ticket to leave?"

Monokuma: "yep...but if you think I'd be handing out the ticket without anything in return then....you're RIGHT!"

Rose: "r-really....?"

Monokuma: "of course....NOT!"

Ellery: "of course not...why would you give away something without some kind of exchange?"

Zero: "this thing doesn't deserve anything in return...."

Richard: "whatever, you want money for the ticket then just-"

Monokuma: "i don't want ya stinky money!"

Richard: "what...but i can afford it!"

Luc Man: "not everything can be bought...."

Richard: "yes the fuck it can...if you have enough money that is"

Raymond: "the cursed puppet has a point...but then again, there's always different ways to obtain something that you want...."

Carrot: "what...do you mean?"

Raymond: "nothing...."

Peter: "that's pretty sus....AMOO GUS!"

Emma: "what...?"

Tina: "i don't understand that either...."

Boes: "one golden ticket...there's probably a shortage of some sorts"

Lilith: "i doubt it..."

Zero: "if you don't want money from the rich brat...then what do you want from us?"

Monokuma: "oh you know....despair"

Primrose: "huh...?"

Monokuma: "that and for you guys to kill each other...but i honestly want that more, the fanfic version of me ain't really that much into despair from what I've seen so far"

Lilith: "there's so many wrong things to point out in that...but i can't even begin to comprehend just what's happening right now...."

Raymond: "i had enough of this...WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!"

Monokuma: "jeez....look, basically...you bozos are stuck in this island FOREVER...unless one of you commits murder, and by that i mean that you have to kill one of the other participants in here, you can stab em, choke em, beat them to death, drown them or suffocate them with your farts or whatever else your bright creative minds can come up with, it's really fun when you put your mind into it!"

Teddy Bear: "kill...well okay, hey you!"

Rose: "huh?"

Teddy Bear smiled before pulling out a knife out of nowhere, and then beginning to yell and charge at Rose

Rose screamed as the knife was swung at her....until a strange pale arrow flew past Teddy Bear's knife, causing it to be knocked away from hitting Rose in the face.

Teddy Bear held her hand with a hiss before turning to the side and see Carrot holding a glowing bow in his hands...

Carrot: "...i cannot allow you to do that"

Teddy Bear: "you stupid bunny freak...YOU MADE ME LOSE MY KILL!"

Primrose: "whats WRONG with you, you just tried to kill...whoever the girl with the green hair is!"

Tina: "yeah, why would you do that!?"

Peter: "you gotta give her credit, she understood the assignment and went for it without hesitation"

Emma: "okay, both of them are insane....great" 

Ellery: "oh my....that....that was actually a little frightening"

Luc Man: "are you alright?"

Rose: "y-yes...."

Raymond: "what....is this, what kind of sorcery is this?"

Carrot: "it's...a long story"

Chef PP: "that was really close..."

Barbara: "yeahs, that damn bear nearly stoles my kill!"

Lilith: "are you both seriously thinking about killing one of us already...?"

Boes: "that ain't no good, you can't go around flinging your knife with the intention of hitting someone with it!"

Carrot: 'i just cannot allow something like that to happen....you must restrain yourself!"

Teddy Bear: "AS IF, i don't need a knife to kill someone...i'll use my bare hands!"

Peter: "you mean bear hands?"

Triangle: "haha....it's already chaotic"

Teddy Bear: "and now...you're my NEXT target bunny boy...COME HERE!"

Teddy Bear tried to attack Carrot next...until Monokuma blocked her way.

Monokuma: "woah now there uninteresting character number 2...you really think that you're allowed to just kill someone in plain sight?"

Teddy Bear: "uh...yeah?"

Monokuma: "WRONG, killing someone in the open where there's multiple witnesses is highly forbidden...in fact, if Sir Coward hadn't stopped you from killing Rose just now...i would've had you executed at the spot!"

Chef PP: "wait...why!?"

Peter: "i love how everyone just forgot about the guns pointing at us...."

Tina: "i'm still scared...."

Triangle: "we're not allowed to kill in the open...but if-"

Luc Man: "i can only assume that taking someone's life when there's no witnesses is probably the only option here...correct?"

Zero: "you sick....freak"

Monokuma: "Phuhuhuhu~....hey don't let me hold you lovely folks from killing each other in the most creative way possible, or the most brutal way...or the mosh impossible way, it really doesn't matter...as long as you can keep the thing all mysterious alike and not so obvious...then hey, kill all you want!"

Richard: "yep, he's a sick fuck alright" 

Chef PP: "tell me about it...what the hell is wrong with this guy!?"

Barbara: "goddammit can't i's just kills one of thems without putting on a damn sherlock crime mystery?"

Teddy Bear: "ugh...whatever, i'll do it later...."

Raymond: "tch...it would seem like that these fiends have no shame in announcing that they'd kill one of us without a second thought"

Primrose: "that's just...huh, hey um...you?"

Primrose looked at Anon, who has been silent this entire time...they seem to be thinking deeply about something.

Tina: "oh...i forgot he was here!"

Lilith: "me too...to be honest"

Peter: "damn, you good bro?"

Anon: "....so you're forcing us to kill each other for freedom?"

Monokuma: "yup, it's going to be lots of fun watching you bozos do this and that...OH i almost forgot, this is for you all!"

the bear then somehow managed to slide in a bunch of ipads to everyone?

Emma: "this is...some sort of phone?"

Ellery: "now then, just what is this thing?"

Boes: "i have never seen anything like this before...it's shiny like a gem, must be some sort of flat journey or something"

Rose: "what is...this thing?"

Primrose: "wow...this is interesting!"

Lilith: "it's just a tablet..."

Anon: "yeah, why though?"

Peter: "bro does this have YouTube"

Zero: "what are we supposed to do with this stupid thing?"

Monokuma: "well vampire face, these are called MONOPADS....they're highly important, i would advise you to keep hold of this thing at all times...seriously, DON'T BREAK IT...you got any idea how expensive those things are...like sheeeesh!"

Tina: "he did the thing!"

Triangle: "what thing....?"

Raymond: "what in the world is this...."

Chef PP: "are you serious...it's a freaking ipad!"

Raymond: "what's a ipad?" 

Barbara: "jesus christ...was this guy born stupid or somethings?...YOU WATCH VIDEOS ON IT!"

Raymond: ".....videos?"

Luc Man: "did you refer to this as a phone....erm...?"

Emma: "it's Emma...and yeah, why do you ask?"

Luc Man: ".....interesting"

Primrose: "this is a phone...?"

Lilith: "yeah, why are you surprised?" 

Primrose: "wow....i never knew that technology would be this advanced!"

Lilith: "am i missing something here...?"

Richard: "hmph....my phone is better than this piece of poorfare"

Triangle: "i'm not really interested in this..."

Teddy Bear: "can i kill someone already....?"

Monokuma: "have patience ya bozo....anyways keep your Monopads safe, also this killing game is a lot more complicated than you think it is...that's why i suggest you all check out the rules and regulations appliance that i just installed in a few hours ago, trust me when i tell you freaks that keeping track of the rules will do you a lot of good things...A LOT!"

Barbara: "heh, why shoulds wes follows the rules, they ain't nothing but shitty restrictions!"

Anon: "yeah, rules suck!"

Peter: "hey, Anon?"

Anon: "what's up?"

Peter: "speak more bro, not even Reader stayed this silent during the first chapter....this is seriously supposed to be our protagonist?"

Ellery: "what are you talking about?"

Rose: "anyways....are the rules really important to follow?"

Monokuma: "DUH, they are very much important...in fact, they're so important that if i ever catch anybody violating one of these rules then...you'll be EXECUTED!"

Tina: "EEK!"

Primrose: "you gotta be kidding...."

Luc Man: "i don't think he's joking, not when he has those things pointed at us"

Raymond: "are you even authorized to use this weaponry?"

Richard: "who the fuck cares about that, this piece of shit thinks that he can just do whatever he wants!"

Monokuma: "oh i definitely can do whatever i want, if i wanted to skin one of youse bastards then i'll gladly do it!"

Barbara: "hey don't bes talking likes me now ya piece of furry trash!"

Triangle: "rules actually might make this more interesting than it already is...."

Lilith: "why do i get the feeling that you're happy with this entire situation?"

Triangle: "i am though"

Boes: "don't join em if you haven't even beat em yet..."

Zero: "i'm not going to listen to some dumb bear...."

Teddy Bear: "watch it pale face!"

Zero: "not you idiot!"

Teddy Bear: "i'm still offended!"

Anon: "of course you are...it's 2023 anyways"

Primrose: "what...?"

Carrot: "you simply cannot make us do this...it's wrong!"

Monokuma: "nobody cares ya beta male, just understand that you bozos are stuck in the Despair Island forever, maybe you'll be freed after only a few amount of you people are left alive....depending on how many murders occur, until then make sure you all follow the rules and live happily together....PFFFT, like that's gonna ever happen...anyways see you sooooon~!"

Monokuma then spun out of control before fading out of existence, leaving the others much to their confusion and discomfort....

.....

Chef PP: "i hate my life..."

Lilith: "we're really going through this?"

Boes: "at least these pointy weapons aren't there anymore..."

Rose: "i can't believe this...why would anybody want to kidnap a bunch of innocent people and rope them into...into..."

Triangle: "a fun game?"

Anon: "yeah, this sounds pretty cool!"

Rose: "no it does not!"

Raymond: "what is the meaning behind your words, are you both saying that you find joy in this?"

Anon: "kinda?"

Triangle: "i will be enjoying this eventually, don't worry about my opinion for now..."

Emma: "well isn't that good to know....just what have i gotten myself into?"

Ellery: "this is rather strange, isn't it?"

Luc Man: "indeed...also, i have never met a talking chipmunk before, let alone find people that can understand one aside from....oh, slip of tongue again!"

Peter: "that's pretty sus bro....wait, did i just say this before?"

Tina: "oh my GOD Peter, just tell me what's going on?"

Barbara: "didn'ts yous hear the damn bear...we're stuck in some shit island and will be fighting each other to deaths, well i ain't worried about that cuz mommy bear here will gladly put anybodys ass into submission if i haf-to!"

Carrot: "we can't fight each other!"

Zero: "and besides, it's not like we can just kill each other in a simple way...."

Anon: "are you planning to kill someone?"

Richard: "i bet she is, she nearly drowned me earlier ago!"

Zero: "i wasn't drowning you, it's called getting humbled....next time i'll hang you by your undies if i ever catch you being a dimwit again"

Boes: "now now, i really think we should stay calm now"

Chef PP: "how are we supposed to be doing THAT....we're literally being forced to do awful things by some stupid little bear!"

Teddy Bear: "i-"

Lilith: "he wasn't talking about you..."

Teddy Bear: "BLAH, i just wanna kill someone!"

Raymond: "control yourself creature, falling for that villain's demands is the last thing we should be doing"

Peter: "that's mad ironic"

Raymond: "hm?"

Peter: "nevermind....anyways this is unexpected, who knew that i would be in one of these thingies again, it's almost as if i had a free time event in a past fangan and basically confirmed that i would be coming back to this one or something"

Primrose: "what are you even....nevermind, i'm actually freaking out right now, this just...can't be real, can it?"

Luc Man: "dreams don't last forever, do they?"

Boes: "i guess nightmares do..."

Ellery: "i can't be bothered to do this, i just wanted to eat out of the fridge...where did this entire 'killing game' nonsense came from!"

Carrot: "we have to get out of here!"

Anon: "i'm gonna check out my Monopad now!"

Carrot: "but-"

Triangle: "me too, i would like to learn the rules, they will aid me in my future plans"

Tina: "i don't like the sound of that...but EEEE, this looks so cool, it's bigger than my ipad back at home!"

Luc Man: "i'm very interested in this, i have never seen a phone like this one before..."

Lilith: "whatever happened to you all freaking out earlier ago?"

Richard: "i don't have time for freaking out, but since i left my phone back in my mansion...i guess using this poor made device is my only option....EW POOR!"

Rose: "i don't even know how to use this thing...i have never seen human-....i-i mean, i never seen this thing before!"

Boes: "neither did i...."

Raymond: "i have no clue as to what this thing is..."

Peter: "it's a big ass ipad guys, you use it to text someone, watch videos, google pictures of dirty feet to satisfy your sick needs, and best of all, make disgusting incest sex foreplay stories in AO3!"

Primrose: "e-ew...."

Anon: "you think that's bad, well imagine people shipping you with ponies!"

Chef PP: "what the hell are you both even talking about...?"

Carrot: "must we really do this...?"

Luc Man: "i think listening to Monokuma would be the wisest thing to do, furthermore i think keeping a calm manner would be better for all of us, surely there's a way for us to get out of this little predicament"

Emma: "how...?"

Raymond: "we should read the rules first, accidentally breaking a rule that we're not aware of and getting killed for it is definitely something that none of you wishes to experience, yes?"

Teddy Bear: "what if we want that to happen though?"

Triangle: "that would be nice, but if it happens again then it would be quite boring and predictable...."

Teddy Bear: "nobody asked your opinion, ya pyramid head!"

Triangle: "me and my big mouth....anyways, i will read the rules now...anybody care to do the same?"

Anon: "sure, i don't wanna get executed....YET"

Lilith: "and by that you mean what?"

Anon ignored Lilith and went ahead to fiddle with the Monopad

Primrose: "he's giving me bad vibes..."

Ellery: "ugh, what do you do with this thing!?"

Chef PP: "emptying the fridge is easier than turning on a freaking ipad isn't it now?"

Barbara: "goddammit, i don't wannas use no ipod, damn electronics give me massive headaches!"

Boes: "how do you operate this thingy?"

Emma: "just press the button..."

Boes: "this thing has buttons?"

Lilith: "what age do you live in...?"

Peter: "aw man...no youtube?"

Tina: "how do i install tiktok, I HAVE TO MAKE NEW VIDEOS!"

Peter: "this chick...yeah let's just film a small tiktok, hey guys i just got kidnapped and will probably be killing someone right now, YAS QUEEN...Tina just take your pills"

Tina: "i'm not filming stupid videos this time Peter, i will be exposing the injustice that's going on here...also you don't even take your own pills, even if Tara constantly reminds you to do it!"

Peter: "FUCK NORMAL PILLS!"

Carrot: "uh....:

Carrot was seen holding his own Monopad with uncertainty, before noticing how Raymond was struggling with his own.

Raymond: "i don't understand this technology..."

Carrot: "excuse me Raymond...but you have to press the button on the side to activate the device"

Raymond: "you know how to operate this...device?"

Carrot: "there's quite a lot of these things back in the kingdom, even though i don't really use those kind of electronics that much...i suppose you can say that i learned how to use one of them...somewhat decently"

Raymond: "i see...i don't believe it's going to be difficult for me to learn how to use it" 

Primrose: "hey...so i turned it on, i'm seeing stuff and...how do you...navigate, where's the buttons?"

Anon: "come on...you're supposed to be the nerd here, how's it so hard to figure it out?"

Primrose: "i never used anything like this before, okay?"

Lilith: "it's a touchscreen device..."

Primrose: "so...?" 

Lilith: "....use your fingers to navigate" 

Primrose: "huh....?"

Lilith sighed deeply before showing her Monopad to Primrose and then tapping her finger on the screen multiple times.

Primrose looked at the girl with a bit of confusion before she turned her head back to her own Monopad, and then slowly tapping her finger on a random app

Primrose: ".....WOW, this is amazing, it actually works!"

Ellery: "wait, show me how you did that!"

Rose: "me too!"

Lilith: "just use your finger, it's literally not that hard..."

Zero: "some of you guys must be pretty late to modern technology huh?" 

Richard: "hah, poor people not knowing how to do things....i'm not surprised!"

Tina: "stop calling people poor, that literally makes you a fascist capitalistic bigot!"

Peter: "oh god...Tina....please, shut the hell up....JESUS!"

Emma: "i don't think you know what any of these words mean...."

Carrot: "a-anyways...do you require assistance as well um..."

Carrot asked Luc Man, who was seen inspecting the Monopad with great interest...though he managed to get the thing working easily.

Chef PP: "it looks like he's actually getting the hang of it much easier than the others..."

Luc Man: "there's some things in life that you can learn pretty fast"

Rose: "i'm still confused by this whole...killing game thing"

Luc Man: "oh that, that will take a day or two to learn..."

Raymond: "can we check the rules already...we don't have to procrastinate this any further"

Anon: "yeah, but we really don't have to wait for the amish people to learn how to use these ipads...we can just tell them the rules ourselves"

Lilith: "that....is actually a good idea"

Ellery: "well go on then, i hardly know how to use this thing anyhow!"

Rose: "it's not that hard...."

Barbara: "damn it...hey Chef Penis, reads the rules for me, won't yas?"

Chef PP: "PENIS!?"

Boes: "just read the rules...."

Anon eventually tapped on the Rules app as it began to load up pretty fast before showing him a nice background design along with a bunch of text...

Rule #1: everyone must live inside the Despair Island for the remainder of their foreseeable future.

Rule #2: The Body Discovery Announcement will play as soon as three or more people discover a body for the first time, however if two spotless were to find a body along with the blackened, then the BDA won't be triggered.

Rule #3: Once a murder takes place, all surviving students must participate in a class trial.

Rule #4: If the blackened is exposed during the class trial, they alone will be executed.

Rule #5: If the blackened is not exposed, all remaining students will be executed.

Rule #6: If the blackened survives the class trial, they will receive a golden ticket and head back to their home safely.

Rule #7: The killing game and class trials will continue until only a few amount of participants remain.

Rule #8: "Nighttime" is from 10 p.m. to 7 a.m, some places could be off limits during nighttime.

Rule #9: Violence toward Monokuma, the headmaster of the Despair Island, is strictly prohibited.

Rule #10: Monokuma will never directly commit a murder.

Rule #11: Your Monopads are very important items. please do not damage them.

Rule #12: escaping from the island without winning a class trial first is highly forbidden.

Rule #13: With minimal restrictions, you are free to explore the island at your discretion.

Rule #14: participants who violate these rules will be immediately punished by the Headmaster Monokuma.

Rule #15: If two different murders by different murderers occur at the same time, only the one whose victim was found first will be the blackened. 

Rule #16: The blackened may only kill a maximum of two people during any single killing game

Rule #17: DO NOT swim in the ocean, it is for your own safety

Rule #18: Further, there may be new additions to the school rules according to the convenience of the headmaster.
-

Anon: "that's a lot...don't think I'd be remembering most of it to be honest guys"

Zero: "it'll be on you if you were to get killed then..."

Emma: "do not swim in the ocean...why can't we do that?"

Lilith: "of course escaping is forbidden...now what?"

Carrot: "it would seem like if someone were to plan something awful...they would only be able to claim two lives only..."

Triangle: "fair, what fun would it be if you were to commit mass murder on everybody?"

Peter: "this isn't no royale rumble, I already know all of this shit already..."

Tina: "we're not allowed to explore everywhere...well that's not fair, they're taking away our freedom...racist!"

Luc Man: "most importantly, violating any of these rules could lead to...well, i don't think it needs to explained"

Ellery: "death..."

Rose: "gosh...that's scary, what...what if we accidentally break a rule?"

Primrose: "that wouldn't happen....right?"

Boes: "never say never...but it is probably a good idea to read the rules several times, just so we won't forget them"

Richard: "i don't have time for that though damn it!"

Barbara: "mes neither, what do i look like, a fucking bookworm?"

Primrose: "what's wrong with that?" 

Chef PP: "as if this wasn't awful already...now we gotta follow those crazy ass rules?"

Luc Man: "if it may ease the tension, it is written that Monokuma would never commit a murder directly"

Raymond: "what's the use of that information when the thing would gladly execute someone for doing something that they weren't supposed to do?"

Chef PP: "he wouldn't do that, killing us off this earlier would probably be considered boring to him..."

Triangle: "only if it happens once though"

Carrot: "please...just try not to say anything like that"

Triangle: "i'm just having fun...i suppose every creature in here has read the rules?"

Ellery: "not really, i hardly looked at anything...i'm quite hungry if you ask me"

Barbara: "and i stills ain't got my damn beer bottle!"

Chef PP: "not that again..."

Emma: "okay, i think we're done with the rules...now what?"

Anon: "there were two apps left to check!"

Rose: "you're right...i think one of them was the map?"

Primrose: "wait, you can view maps with this thing?"

Peter: "yeah, and dirty feet art as well, all hail modern technology huh?"

Raymond: "i still don't understand how this thing operates but...nonetheless, let's check the map, maybe it'll give us some answers"

Lilith: "i doubt that but okay..."

everybody then began to check the map...

Ellery: "show me, come on!"

Rose: "you don't have to pull on the thing Ellery!"

Emma: "just use your own pad...."

Ellery: "too lazy...ooh, a cafe?"

Tina: "meeting...what's that for?"

Teddy Bear: "take a guess genius..."

Triangle: "shack...does it contain sharp weapons?"

Luc Man: "i'm not sure if we should answer that for you..."

Anon: "oh cool, we're next to the first cabin!"

Carrot: "it seems like the other one is nearby...."

Boes: "so what's going on with that trial thing?"

Primrose: "the rules mentioned something about a class trial..."

Lilith: "i remember doing something like that before...i guess it's the place we'll be going to whenever a....you know what happens"

Tina: "that's not gonna happen though!"

Peter: "so who's gonna tell her?"

Chef PP: "with these two around...i think someone dying is bound to happen"

Triangle: "hehe....i won't say anything for now"

Teddy Bear: "what are you looking at me for!?"

Zero: "both of these two should be under watch or something...i don't trust them at all"

Richard: "and you expect us to trust you?"

Zero: "no, actually trusting anybody in here is not a good idea"

Anon: "why, we're not serial killers"

Triangle: "hehehe...."

Zero: "right...i'm not trusting anyone"

Raymond: "we can worry about that later..."

Barbara: "the hells is this island 2 thingy abouts?"

Ellery: "it must be the route to the next island, obviously!"

Emma: "there's multiple islands?"

Peter: "how original...not, this entire fangan is already looking like a ripoff or something"

Luc Man: "hmm...now what about that other....ah, what was it called again...abb?"

Anon: "app dude"

Luc Man: "right, so what's the other app dude about?"

Anon: "you weren't supposed to-"

Monokuma: "HELLO!"

some of them jumped and yelped as the bear came out of nowhere for some reason.

Carrot: "you again...."

Richard: "the hell you want!"

Monokuma: "well i just came here to tell you about the third application in the Monopads...the Monochat!"

Tina: "Monochat...what's that?"

Monokuma: "i-....the answer is literally in front of you, is she really that stupid Pete?"

Peter: "yeah, her IQ was actually below average...i have proof!"

Tina: "stop bullying me, this is why i hate men, they always gang up on women!"

Lilith: "ignoring these two...i'll just assume that this Monochat is some sort of chatting thing?"

Monokuma: "DING DING DING, Purple Maki is right, with the Monochat you can communicate with each other from faraway!"

Primrose: "so we can send text messages to each other?"

Raymond: "....text messages?"

Boes: "now how would that work?"

Zero: "you guys just don't know anything do you?"

Rose: "I don't understand what text messages mean..."

Ellery: "is it something that you eat?"

Anon: "wow cool, so we can chat with each other...someone add me as their friend quickly!"

Luc Man: "as interesting it may seem...i don't really think that 'text messages' is something that we should bother ourselves with at the moment, wouldn't exploring the island sound like a better idea?" 

Teddy Bear: "do you think i have that much energy to walk or something?"

Anon: "but you have enough energy to scratch people's faces huh?"

Teddy Bear: "that's because it's easy, but doing hard labor isn't...IT'S BORING!"

Triangle: "I wouldn't mind exploring the island...i will love to keep track of everything around, just...incase"

Emma: "i really don't like the way you said that but okay...i guess i'm interested in exploring as well"

Richard: "ugh...I wish Chavez was here to carry me around, now i have to do a stupid search with a bunch of poor people?"

Monokuma: "jeez, you bozos have fun wasting your time then...just don't come crying when you find nothing of importance...YEET!"

Monokuma quickly ran away from the group afterwards.

Raymond: "we should hold off on checking this...'app' thing, we must first investigate the island"

Peter: "for what though, Monokuumer made it clear that we wouldn't be able to escape and stuff"

Primrose: "what if he's lying?"

Tina: "he must be, i bet we can leave this place easily!"

Zero: "yeah right...but i guess i'm willing to believe that for now"

Barbara: "well i sures as hells ain't gonna live here, let's just get this over with already!"

Boes: "where should we begin then?"

Anon: "we should split up into groups, that way we can cover up more ground....did i say that right, or is it so that we can make progress faster?"

Emma: "that really doesn't matter, but your idea is still good...we should really split up into groups"

Raymond: "in that case, i think that you should go with the brown bear and-"

Teddy Bear: "woah woah, hold it there ugly giant!"

Raymond: "excuse me...?"

Teddy Bear: "who made you leader in this stupid place...the heck do you think you are trying to order me around!"

Raymond: "tch...i am a commander of the army, if there's anybody fit to lead us here then it is me, i have proven myself to be competent at many times before...i highly doubt that a hotheaded, loud mouth vile creature like you would be able to do anything right in charge"

Teddy Bear: "oh...now you're gonna die first you-"

Lilith: "look, can we just not do this...i really don't know about this guy, but if he's really a commander that works for the army...then maybe listening to him would be a good idea"

Primrose: "she's right, he's basically a police officer!"

Tina: "oh that's true, we're saved!"

Triangle: "so what, army men aren't flawless, there are some commanders that have led their own nations to disaster via their poor decisions....is it really wise to let this thing order us around?"

Raymond: "watch your mouth you damn-"

Carrot: "i-i think it wouldn't be a bad idea...listening to a person of authority is important...and i think that some of you kids should really cooperate with the adults here"

Luc Man: "well since i'm an adult...i believe that listening to Raymond wouldn't be too bad, having someone that can organize things is much better than you think it is"

Peter: "man, we're bad boys, we ain't trying listen to some bozo"

Rose: "but...i'm really scared, i wouldn't mind being told what to do at the moment, it actually saves me a lot of trouble this way"

Boes: "i agree, having a leader to guide us would be nice"

Triangle: "i really don't care..."

Chef PP: "i'm always being bossed around by that stupid lazy bum Braxton anyways....so yeah whatever, i guess i don't mind listening to this Raymond guy or whatever"

Ellery: "well...as long as he gives me something easy to do then I don't mind either"

Richard: "ugh...whatever, i don't care about this"

Zero: "i don't like being ordered around...but fine, only this once"

Teddy Bear: "screw that, i don't wanna take orders from anyone!"

Anon: "geez...i actually don't care that much, i just wanna explore the island more"

Raymond: "we can do this without your help bear...those who wish to make things easier for themselves and would like to find a way out of here, raise your hand if you want me to guide you"

Anon slowly raised his hand as a few more others also did the same action...in the end, only Teddy Bear was left to raise her hand...but she didn't, instead she just grumbled and looked away with a pout.

Luc Man: "well then, it would seem like we came to a agreement....now then Raymond?"

Raymond: "right...you four should check the first cabin"

he said, pointing at Anon, Emma, Ellery and Chef PP.

Emma: "sure i guess..."

Chef PP: "fine with me too"

Anon: "sweet!"

Ellery: "oh well..."

Raymond: "and you four"

he pointed at Primrose, Lilith, Boes and Richard.

Raymond: "will check the second cabin"

Lilith: "why not?".

Primrose: "that's not a problem with me"

Boes: "i'll get it done captain"

Richard: "EW, i'm stuck with piss hair, blueberry hair and the old cow?"

Boes: "how many times do i gotta make it clear that i'm an ox?"

Richard: "i don't care, you're still poor!"

Primrose: "money isn't everything!"

Richard: "that's not what my dad says!"

Lilith: "well your dad is a bad influence..."

Richard: "no he's not....i think?"

Rose: "um...moving on"

Raymond: "i want you three to check out the meeting place".

Raymond said while pointing at Zero, Teddy Bear and Barbara

Barbara: "ah whatevers..."

Zero: "understood..."

Teddy Bear: "this is stupid...."

Raymond: "and-"

Luc Man: "excuse me Raymond, but is it okay if i check out the big tree that's marked on the map?"

Carrot: "huh...oh you mean the one-"

Ellery: "well that's just stupid, it's just a tree!"

Peter: "or is it...maybe it's a secret entrance to a gay strip club"

Tina: "no it's not....but it would be cool if it turns out to be that, the world needs to have more gay rep!"

Chef PP: "what...?"

Raymond: "ugh...you both check the shack"

Peter: "how about you check deez nuts?"

Anon: "ayooo?"

Raymond: "just do it!"

Tina: "we will, don't be so angry...geez!"

Raymond rolled his eyes with a annoyed before finally pointing at Triangle and Rose.

Raymond: "you both check the cafe, me and...."

Carrot: "Carrot..."

Raymond: "yes...we will check the trial location"

Triangle: "well isn't that unfortunate for me...i wanted to check there myself"

Rose: "it's not a problem, let's just do it for everybody's sake"

Triangle: "...if you say so"

Chef PP: "okay so can we go now?"

Peter: "yeah, let's hurry it up...i need to take a piss"

Emma: "too much information..."

Raymond: "hmph...everybody on their way now, let's leave Carrot"

Carrot: "be careful everyone"

Zero: "come on...."

Teddy Bear: "don't tell me what to do....stupid vampire"

all the assigned groups then left to investigate their own locations while Anon left ahead with his own group, it was time to check out the cabin that he was inside a few minutes ago!
-

upon entering the first cabin...

Anon found himself inside the familiar living room, there was a simple couch inside, a little hallway in front of him which had a simple window at the end of it.

the case of stairs was on his left side, it obviously led up to that one hallway where he saw a bunch of doors on each side.

Chef PP: "it looks pretty normal..."

Emma: "yeah...i don't really see what we should be searching for in here"

Anon: "there were a bunch of rooms upstairs, we should go there and peep around a little"

Ellery: "excellent suggestion whoever you are, you three go ahead upstairs and i...will search around here, we obviously shouldn't leave a single page unturned, yeah?"

Emma: "i don't that's the right term to use but okay..."

Chef PP: "you better not fool around again....anyways let's go you two"

Anon: "imma race you there...
ZOOM!"

Anon quickly ran upstairs then, leaving Emma and Chef PP to look at each other for a moment before following him behind as Ellery stood in the living room with a smirk.
-

upstairs...

Chef PP arrived at the other hallway with Emma then, it was quite simple...there was a window at the end of the hallway much like the one back at the living room.

Emma: "where did he go to...?"

Chef PP tried to say something before Anon came out of a room just next to them.

Anon: "hey friends!"

Chef PP: "could you stop being chaotic for one second?"

Anon: "can't do, anyways the rooms were pretty much identical to each other...there's a bed, a bathroom with a shower and yada yada yada...i thought there would be something cooler!"

Emma: "i mean, that still sounds pretty interesting...why is this cabin so luxurious, and the fact that it's in the middle of a random island is so weird..."

Chef PP: "this must be some sort of private vacation spot...i remember going to a nice island before...until that brat ruined everything for me"

Emma: "who?"

Chef PP: "ugh...no, i can't think of him right now, not while i'm stuck in this freaking hell"

Anon: "this sucks, what do you think the others found so far?"

Emma: "i don't-"

Anon: "i should go check on the other group...good suggestion!"

Emma: "i didn't even say anything remotely close to that..."

Anon: "bye!"

Chef PP: "hey wait!"

but Anon had already rushed downstairs....

Emma: "he's reminding me of Elvis..."

Chef PP: "he's acting like a crackhead, just like Junior..."

Emma: "is that a good thing?"

Chef PP: "...hell no, what about you?"

Emma: "same answer as yours...anyways, let's see if Ellery found anything"

Chef PP: "ugh...okay"
-

Emma and Chef PP walked downstairs and were back in the living room.

Emma: "Ellery, did you find anything?"

Chef PP: "that idiot left the door open..."

Emma: "where's Ellery?"

before the two could look around, loud snoring was heard...coming from the couch.

Emma looked at the couch and saw Ellery sleeping on it...

....

 Chef PP: "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, YOU LAZY ASS SQUIRREL!"

Ellery: "ugh...who's it?"

Chef PP: "WAKE UP ALREADY!"

Ellery: "...oh hello there"

Emma: "you were supposed to be searching around Ellery!"

Ellery: "oh i was...but see, the thing is my foot is actually broken, all this limping was making me feel very exhausted mind you...so casually, i decided to take a small nap, nothing too big"

Chef PP: "limping...you were literally walking just fine a few seconds ago!"

Ellery: "well that's because i didn't want to worry you about it, until now that is...i deserve a treat for being considerate, right?"

Chef PP: "....i'm going to cook him alive later"

Emma sighed and face-palmed at the stupidity...
-

with Lilith and the others...

Lilith was seen coming out of a room with a sigh, she didn't manage to find anything special.

eventually Boes got out of a different room, with Primrose and Richard coming out as well.

Boes: "welp, i found nothing...just a normal bedroom"

Primrose: "i didn't find anything special...but the bathroom looked really interesting for some reason!"

Richard: "it's not better than my bathroom, with my platinum bathtub and golden toilet that i love to shit out gold bricks in...what kind of poor building is this!"

Lilith: "thanks for letting us know that..."

Richard: "you're welcome....and take ofd your glasses"

Lilith' "what?"

Richard: "this yellow chick already had glasses on, why should you have them too...that's making me annoyed for some reason, so take them off and give it to me already!"

Primrose: "you can't just take her glasses away, you should stop being so...jerkish!"

Richard sighed before pulling out a stack of money out of his pocket.

Richard: "first of all, shut the fuck up...and you, blueberry hair, here's 10k, now give me your glasses!"

Boes: "now where did you get this amount of money from?"

Richard: "you shut up too, before i order that Chef Penis guy to make me a filet mignon...now give me your glasses and take this stupid money already!"

Lilith: "yeah...no, you realize that if i gave you my glasses then i wouldn't be able to see well, right?"

Richard: "i don't care, i just want them!"

Primrose: "don't listen to her Lilith, we didn't find anything in here so...let's just leave"

Lilith: "that's something i can agree with...let's go"

Richard: "hey wait, i still need these glasses...i"m literally offering you MONEY!"

despite Richard's protests, Lilith and Primrose ignored him and left downstairs, making the puppet groan and look down.

Boes: "you know what they say, money can't buy everything"

Richard: "you know that i got grounded for saying that once?"

Boes: "you need to be more nice, green papers won't make you a better person...anyways, let's report back to the others"

Richard: "whatever..."
-

with Peter and Tina...

the two stood inside a small shack, it was filled with a bunch of tools...

Peter: "Shrek"

Tina: "what?"

Peter: "Shrek, use your ears..."

Tina: "this place is totally gross, there's nothing in here at all..."

Peter: "...do you not see the sharp tools, jesus Tina, i know that the doctor said you have a dangerously low intelligence but come on, you can do better than this...you're embarrassing me in front of the viewers!"

Tina: "i'm just saying, you're so rude all the time!......do you think i can install TikTok on this ipad by the way"

Peter: "are you trying to kill me with your cringy videos...hell no, if i can't read incestuousal stories in AO3 then you can't have TikTok...speaking of which, I know that everyone has their own kink but...personally, when i search for a danganronpa crossover story, i'm not trying to read a bunch of weird and nasty ass incest stories where Makoto tongue punches his sister's MEOW box...like, what on earth made you get up in the morning and decide 'HEY, you know what...i'm going to make incest stories online!'...like, can you believe this Tina?"

Tina: "....oh cool, you can send private messages on this app!"

Peter: "WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?"

Tina: "do you think the other girls in here have bunny pets as well?"

Peter: "....cut to the next scene, i'm done with my rant"

-

inside the cafe with Rose and Triangle...

the two stood around the place, looking at the multiple tables and chairs.

Rose: "this place looks really interesting...it reminds me of my friend's diner somewhat"

Triangle: "real interesting..."

Rose: "yeah...but i'm worried, i wonder if everybody's looking for me now?"

Triangle: "they must be, imagine how much worried sick they are...."

Rose: "i...don't think i'd want to think about it too much"

Triangle: "poor people....you think they would end up being involved in the killing game if they were to come looking for you?"

Rose: "u-uh...i-i wouldn't want any of my friends to be stuck here...i didn't even want Ellery to be here either, this isn't right!"

Triangle: "i feel the opposite, i wish my so called friends were here...i had a lot of fun when they were with me in the death game, but...i don't know, i don't think i would be satisfied with their deaths in here, they're going to be recovered eventually....you can't have a golden opportunity twice in life, right?"

Rose: "...."

Triangle: "hmm...is that the way to the kitchen?"

Rose: "um...y-yeah...the...the kitchen is normal, there's a fridge...with food and sweets...that's nice, right?"

Triangle: "....is there sharp knives in the cabinets?"

Rose: "....i...don't know?"

Triangle: "...there is, that's good to know"

Rose: "what do you mean?"

Triangle: "hehe...this is really useful for later use, i'm going to investigate further inside there"

Rose: "uh...wait, you're...you're not going to use the knives for something bad, right?"

Triangle: "follow me...if you wish to know"

Rose held her breath as Triangle slowly made her way to the kitchen....something was clearly wrong with this thing

-

inside the meeting building with Zero, Teddy Bear and Barbara.

the three found themselves in some wide place, there were a bunch of chairs lined up along with a little stage ahead of them...

Barbara: "oh goods, nows what?"

Teddy Bear: "now i can kill!"

Zero: "try doing that, i dare you..."

Teddy Bear: "oh you think i'm scared or something?"

Zero: "calm it down, i'm getting sick of you and your attitude..."

Teddy Bear: "oh go suck on a cactus ya weirdo!"

Barbara: "goddammit...SHUT the hell up already, momma's got a damn headache, yous two are going to trigger my schizophrenia which would result in me beating someone to deaths again!"

Zero: "tch...why did that guy assign me with you two?"

Teddy Bear: "i'm going to teach him a lesson later..."

Barbara: "where's my fucking beer!?"
-

with Raymond and Carrot...

the two were seen making their way towards the so called trial location...

none of them knew what to expect, it was quite ominous at the moment...everything just felt so confusing and out of place.

....

....

Raymond: "how did you do that?"

Carrot: "ah....pardon?"

Raymond: "when that bear nearly attacked that green haired woman....how did you get that bow from?"

Carrot: "oh...it...well i...actually summoned it, it's...my personal weapon"

Raymond: "summoned....?"

Carrot pointed at the heart design in his armor.

Carrot: "here, with this...i can summon a few weapons, i used to have a ordinary spear before but...i think that i'm good with using different tools as well"

Raymond: "......"

Carrot: "Raymond, is everything okay?"

Raymond: "...yes...if you don't mind me asking....but how did you obtain the ability to...'summon' weapons?"

Carrot: "that...i.....oh no"

Raymond: "what is it?"

Carrot: "....n-nothing, i just...i just can't be here right now, i was in the middle of something HIGHLY important...to be brought here out of nowhere is bad, very bad for me and my friends..."

Raymond: "....you and me"

Carrot: "huh...what do you mean?"

Raymond: "tell me, do you have a occupation?"

Carrot: "oh well...i'm...i'm not sure if it's safe to tell you?"

Raymond: "there's nothing at risk if you were to tell me more about yourself, i believe you already know that i'm the commander of the spanish army by now...isn't that right?"

Carrot: "yes i do, it...sounds like your work is very important"

Raymond: "indeed it is, i work hard everyday to ensure the safety of my country and it's honest citizens, San Tasco was under great protection with my lead...however i share the same concerns as you, a person such as me being here could do some bad things to my home, and not only that, but my people could be in danger...may i assume that you share a similar situation to mine?"

Carrot: "....yes Raymond, i believe you're right..."

Raymond: "i see...what's truly bothering you, if you don't mind me asking?"

Carrot: "it's...it's just-"

"hey guys!"

just as Sir Carrot was about to explain himself, Anon showed up out of nowhere and was seen standing next to the two.

Raymond: "what...are you doing here?"

Anon: "so the cabin was boring, i kinda left the girl with the big head and the puppet alone go got meet up with the pointy hat guy, did you guys check the trial thing yet or?"

Carrot: "we were about to, actually"

Raymond: "....you should've stayed together with your group, i need everybody to report back to me later, abandoning your team isn't something wise to do...i believe you should go back now"

Anon: "nah, i'll go check on the man with the pointy hat"

Carrot: "please um..."

Anon: "it's Anon"

Carrot: "Anon, you should listen to Raymond's orders...you must head back to your group, it's better to stick together than to leave each other alone in this unsafe place..."

Anon: "...wow, you're...actually right"

Carrot: "i'm glad to know that you agree, so Anon?"

Anon: "yeah...i'm gonna meet up with the pointy hat guy, thanks for the help!"

Carrot: "...wait huh?"

Raymond: "quit fooling around and-"

Anon: "bye!"

Anon then ran away from them, leaving the two in a slightly shocked state...

.....

Carrot: "i didn't expect that..."

Raymond: "....you know Carrot, being a nice leader isn't bad, but if you wanted people to follow your orders...then being harsh is a necessity"

Carrot: "i apologize...i just don't wish to be forceful, these people mean well from what i can tell"

Raymond: "....i find your efforts admirable nonetheless, shall we continue?"

Carrot nodded quickly before he and Raymond resumed their way to their destination.

a few seconds later, the two finally arrived at the trial....

what they saw in front of them, was some kind of building....?

Raymond looked at the structure in silence before making his way towards the doors, Sir Carrot slowly following behind.

upon entering through the doors, the two adults found themselves in a...odd place

there was a small staircase that led to a chair throne, and in the middle of the place was some sort of circular structure with a bunch of podium seats?

Carrot: "what...is those place?"

Raymond: "it almost resembles a courtroom...this definitely has connection to some of that bear's vile words...."

Carrot: "will we really...go through a trial at some point?"

Raymond: "i don't wish to lie to you, but there are some questionable people in here...it is most likely that one of them could try something, but if we were to make precautions...then we can hold off anybody from trying anything suspicious"

Carrot: "you're right, i truly wish that no harm comes to anybody in here...there must be something we can do to escape from here"

Raymond: "we will escape, as long as we keep calm and concentrate on our surroundings...now then, let's do a throughly search in this place"

Carrot: "alright..."

Raymond and Carrot began to search around the trial grounds for a bit then...
-

later with Anon...

i can see the tree...hehe, this is so cool...i wonder what's going to happen later on?

Anon smiled as he thought to himself, all giddy and happy for some reason...the large tree was getting closer and closer, Anon wondered what Luc Man could be doing all the way here?

thankfully for Anon, getting to the tree didn't last long as he finally made his way to it and was seen dropping on his knees with exhaustion.

Anon: "phew...why was i running again?"

he asked himself before dropping to his back, he stared at the bright sky that was being covered by the tree just a slight bit...

and it didn't take long for him to start hearing the sound of a harmonica being played, coming from above the tree.

and there he is...sweet

Anon slowly stood up before looking up at the tree, he then managed to spot Luc Man who was seen sitting on the tree branch and playing the harmonica with his eyes closed...

it was a sweet tone, Anon had to admit that the man with the pointy hat knew how to play the instrument well...

Anon: "heeey, hey there again!"

Luc Man overheard Anon's voice, which made him stop playing on the harmonica before looking down to see Anon waving at him.

Anon: "yooo, did you find something?"

Luc Man: "ah, it seems like someone found me again"

Anon: "this is really a big tree...how did you get up there?"

Luc Man: "what's something rabbits do?"

Anon: "....dig holes?"

Luc Man: "haha...besides that"

Anon: "....jump?"

Luc Man: "close, but i hopped"

Anon: "isn't that the same thing...?"

Luc Man: "i would say that you're right...anyways, what brings you here?"

Anon: "i felt bored and ran off, thought i might check up on you"

Luc Man: "i see, i assume that the search is going well for everyone?"

Anon: "wouldn't know...but i think everybody is probably done with searching around, i don't think they would find anything special at the freaking shack...actually, since there's nothing interesting in here...i may as well go check the-"

Luc Man: "the pathway that leads to the next island?"

Anon: "how did you know...are you a wizard?"

Luc Man: "i wouldn't bother going there if i were you, the bridge was actually blocked off...it is impossible to go to the next island in that way"

Anon: "seriously...that sucks, but you're real slick you know that, lying to Ramon that you wanted to check on the big tree but you really went to check on the bridge that led to the different island...what a trickster!"

Luc Man: "oh, no that's not it, i actually stumbled upon the bridge by accident...i was just walking closely to the beaches...hehe"

Anon: "oh..."

Luc Man: "a funny mistake, isn't it?"

Anon: "yeaaah....so, there's nothing interesting in here?"

Luc Man: "the size of the tree is interesting by itself, wouldn't you say the same?"

Anon: "not really....i can probably grow a bigger one"

Luc Man: "it's not the size only, but something about this tree...feels special, i believe this will be useful for later, i really do..."

Anon: "are you....attracted to this tree?"

Luc Man: "hehe...i think we should better head back to the others and report what we've found so far"

Anon: "i guess so...but how will you get down?"

Luc Man put away his harmonica and....casually hopped off the tree branch.

Anon held his breath in sudden shock as he watched the man drop down....

and land safely on his feet as if it was nothing.

Luc Man: "well, we should leave now"

Anon: "....i honestly expected you to die right there"

Luc Man: "my apologies, i forgot that eart-....that not everyone is used to seeing someone jump off a high tree and land on the ground without breaking a leg or two...i guess a warning would've been nice, right?"

Anon: "the heck are your legs made of?"

Luc Man: "a mystery really, though I wouldn't say that it's as important as the one we're currently trying to deal with...now then, let's not worry the others and head back to the same spot we were at before"

Anon tried to say something before Luc Man walked away from him....

that...was weird, this guy has to be a superman in disguise or something....i wish i could jump off a building and land safely without breaking my legs...aww man

Anon sighed sadly before following Luc Man
-

later after a few minutes....

everybody gathered around again after their little investigation was done... 

Raymond silently counted everybody before nodding to himself as he began to speak up eventually.

Raymond: "okay, now that everybody is present...i'd like to hear each of your reports regarding as to what you found"

a few people started talking, though it was a little disorienting since everybody kept talking over each other.

Barbara: "GODDAMMIT, SHUTS THE HELLS UP ALREADY!"

Tina: "and i oop-!"

Zero: "for once, she did something right...but anyways, we didn't find anything interesting in that meeting place..."

Teddy Bear: "a waste of time, you're paying for this later you stupid tall gorilla!"

Primrose: "calm down...and also, we didn't find anything that interesting in that other cabin"

Boes: "there was a lot of rooms though, it sure feels like a nice place to stay in"

Lilith: "yeah, aside from the fact that someone could probably kill you in your sleep..."

Anon: "our cabin wasn't cool either, it was actually pretty lame..."

Emma: "i guess so..."

Chef PP: "i really hope you won't pair me again with that stupid lazy squirrel again..."

Ellery: "i have you know that i'm a very defined chipmunk, yes i will sir!"

Chef PP: "oh just shut up!"

Rose: "the cafe was okay, the kitchen had a lot of things to eat in there"

Triangle: "there was...sharp objects in the cabinets, hehehe..."

Rose: "y-yes...but they're not important"

Richard: "yes they are, for cutting someone's throat just incase you want ever wanted to do that!"

Luc Man: "isn't that just bold to say?"

Teddy Bear: "that's good to know, i need a new knife since this stupid bunny broke my old one!"

Carrot: "i truly wish that you wouldn't plan on attacking anyone ever again..."

Peter: "like that's ever gonna happen...those who get this reference, raise your hand!"

Anon: "i got it!"

Peter: "yeeeah!...also the shack was ass, like literal ass"

Tina: "but there was tools inside!"

Peter: "yeah, as if...it's meant to be a toolshed, but it's called a shack for some reason...is this another stupid moment from the author, let's find out!"

Emma: "i still don't understand who he's talking to..."

Barbara: "must bes his schizophrenic friends or sumthing..."

Triangle: "oh, i have a lot of those, sometimes i hear a distant voice whenever i try to sleep..."

Primrose: "okay...that's not good, right?"

Triangle: "they seem to be in pain..."

Luc Man: "i'd like to report that the bridge that led to the next island was blocked by some sort of cage."

Carrot: "so...it seems like we won't be able to cross there?"

Anon: "i mean, we can just swim there, it doesn't seem that far away"

Raymond: "we cannot"

Anon: "why, i can swim...well actually, if anyone sees me in the water flaying my arms around then please call for help, i can't swim at all..."

Lilith: "then why did you suggest this idea in first place?"

Anon: "huh...actually, the rules mentioned that we couldn't swim in the ocean for some reason...oh well, good thing i remembered that!"

Lilith: "again, why did you suggest this idea in the first place...if you already knew about the rule?"

Anon: "also that big tree that Luc Man went to...yeah it wasn't anything special"

Emma: "is he ignoring her question on purpose?"

Luc Man: "yes, and also...that tree may not be special, but it is still useful"

Richard: "how the fuck is a tree useful, it's just a tree, you know how many trees endanger lamborghinis?!" 

Boes: "trees are useful alright, for oxygen, for animals that can feed off from them and...for me to sleep under one"

Zero: "or for hanging someone by their undies..."

Triangle: "or their intestines..."

Rose: "h-huh...?"

Carrot: "m-moving on...the 'trial' location marked on the map was quite odd, it looked like a courtroom with 18 podium seats..."

Peter: "i wonder what that could be for, i mean, it's not like me or Lilith already went to a class trial before, am i right?"

Lilith: "guys, i really don't remember much of it...but i think that we'll be discussing a lot of disturbing things inside that place at some point, i mean...i hope nobody gets hurt but judging by the way some of us have been acting...i'm not sure what could happen"

Ellery: "what are you trying to suggest?"

Monokuma: "that one of you bozos will eventually kill each other!"

Anon: "AUGH, IT'S MONOKUMA!"

Barbara: "THAT WAS RIGHTS IN MY EARS DAMN IT!"

Anon: "sorry, i just felt like yelling...haha!"

Zero: "what do you want...?"

Tina: "don't hurt us...also i would kick you in the shin for kidnapping Tara before, but i won't be doing that because i'm trying to spread positivity!"

Richard: "just say that you're scared..."

Monokuma: "well now that you lot have investigated the entire island...which was pointless by the way, does nobody listen to me when i say that there's no way to escape?...GOD, some of you can be freaking stupid!"

Luc Man: "it's always worth trying at least..."

Monokuma: "yeah yeah, whatever you say Fuc Man"

Rose: "that's...just childish"

Raymond: "what do you want from us now, have you come to announce a new rule or what...speak already creature!"

Chef PP: "why are you doing this to us...why ME!?...what did i do to deserve this!"

Peter: "didn't you put your pubic hair on Bowser's food before?"

Anon: "huuuh?"

Monokuma: "Phuhuhu~....since there's no way to escape from here, aside from...ya know what, you lovely folks will be spending A LOT of time with each other...now of course that could lead to some friendships in here, or maybe rivalries...or more even a special relationship, WINK WINK!"

Richard: "EWWW, i don't wanna end up dating any of these poor people in here!"

Peter: "man...Monokuma's the type of person to ship people for no fucking reason, that's like these people on Twitt-...i mean X, shipping random characters for no other reason than just...oh look, this female character and other female character shared a little bit of screen time and they were being friendly to each other?...yep, they're definitely lesbians that want to finger each other, oh...these two guy friends shared a bonding moment?...yeah i think they wanna blow each other's backs out, Monokuumer definitely shipped Reader and Spongo together, it's a good thing i won't be doing any of that...yet"

Lilith: "....do you ever just, get tired of being this way Peter?"

Tina: "what's wrong with shipping characters...are you trying to limit my freedom as a woman?"

Boes: "i don't wish to cut off this little political debate but...we still don't understand what Monokuma is doing here"

Monokuma: "well ignoring the idiots, it's probably a good thing to tell you all that i recently installed a prize machine nearby, that's right...IT'S THE MONOMONO PRIZE MACHINE!"

Triangle: "prize machine...?"

Monokuma: "that's right, with that machine you can get any kind of gift for your friends, enemy, lover, foot massager, or whatever kind of fruity relationship you have with the other bozos in here"

Primrose: "but...what's the use?"

Monokuma: "JESUS CHRIST PRIMROSE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL SO LOUD!"

Primrose: "but i didn't-"

Monokuma: "the point of the Monomono Machine is to use it for your friends and whatnot, giving gifts to the others in here can strengthen your bond together...i mean, you really expect to make any friends in here just by spending time with them and not showering them expensive ass gifts?...that's not how it works in the real life bucko!"

Carrot: "it does...?"

Richard: "no, the bear has a point...if you don't have anything nice for me, then don't talk to me!"

Zero: "i doubt that anyone wants to talk to you in the first place..."

Teddy Bear: "why should i give out gifts, and i don't like getting gifts either, so don't even bother!"

Emma: "this is just...dumb, who has time to make friends and buy gifts when we're stuck in a scary place?"

Ellery: "just saying, but any kind of shiny gift is appreciated by yours truly!"

Rose: "are you seriously going to manipulate everyone in here too...it's bad enough that you keep tricking everyone back at home..."

Barbara: "heys, i'll glady take any boozes that yous kids give me"

Chef PP: "i don't care about this...i bet everybody is just going to give me a stupid spatula, or a dumb cooking book..."

Anon: "i like gifts!"

Lilith: "thanks for sharing that with us Anon...god"

Triangle: "i don't plan on making friends...."

Raymond: "i don't trust your words bear, i suggest that you free me at once before i give out an order for your-"

Monokuma: "ANYWAYS, that machine ain't cheap ya know?...so because of that, i decided to give you all...THIS!"

then out of nowhere, Monokuma threw a small sack at everybody's feet.

Boes: "huh, now what's in the sack?"

Peter: "nut"

Boes: "what?"

Peter: "if you put nut and sack together, you get a funny...L.O.L"

Anon: "i get it!...but seriously though, what are we supposed to do with these?"

Richard: "hey, there's golden coins in it!"

Ellery: "WHAT, WHERE!?"

Ellery immediately grabbed his own...sack and then peeped inside it to see a bunch of golden coins with Monokuma's face on it.

the chipmunk took one out and stared at the shiny object in awe...before biting it to make sure it wasn't forged.

Ellery: "wooo, those are definitely valuable!"

Raymond: "....how valuable are we talking?"

Barbara: "the hells we supposed to do with em?"

Monokuma: "well you didn't expect the Monomono Machine to be free of charge didn't ya, what do you think i am...A CHEAP WHORE!?"

Tina: "not really...but if you were, then do whatever you want, it's your body your choice, i support Sophie Turner!"

Peter: "....i wouldn't mind if you were to get murdered Tina"

Tina: "HUH!?"

Primrose: "wait, so we gotta pay for the gifts...that's not cool"

Monokuma: "STOP YELLING SO MUCH, YOU'RE DAMAGING MY HEARING!"

Primrose: "I'M NOT EVEN SHOUTING!"

Monokuma: "glad you asked that question nerd, why yes...you have to pay for the gifts, but you don't gotta worry about running out of Monocoins to spend, i actually placed a bunch of these precious things around the island...so you can have fun gathering as much as you'd want"

Primrose: "....i hate you"

Luc Man: "what's the use of receiving payment, i don't suppose that you can do anything useful with these...'Monocoins'...they're particularly your own currency that you can reproduce more of"

Monokuma: "what was that, sorry i can't hear ya...thanks a lot Primrose!"

Emma: "she didn't even...yeah, i think this bear is just messing with her"

Triangle: "is this all?"

Monokuma: "yep, have fun now...and remember that you can use the Monochat to communicate with each other...bye bye!"

Monokuma then popped out of existence.

Carrot: "how does he do that...?"

Raymond: "it doesn't matter...the idea of buying gifts and forming bonds isn't something that interests me, we must focus on finding a way out of this island"

Anon: "why the rush, let's just relax and enjoy our time together as a whole disfunction group of people...anybody cares for a gift?"

Ellery: "well i-"

Rose: "not now Ellery!"

Chef PP: "i still don't care about this..."

Zero: "yeah me either, i'm not going to spend my time buying pointless gifts for anyone in here..."

Tina: "but we can be best friends, if we're friends then all of this will be better!"

Boes: "i don't know how sincere the friendship would be..."

Luc Man: "yes, for all we know...someone could possibly try something behind our backs"

Peter: "dude, it's not even chapter 2 yet...don't be suspicious of us yet!"

Lilith: "that just makes this worse..."

Triangle: "it's wise to keep your mind open...or someone might do it for you, hehe...."

Teddy Bear: "creep..."

Anon: "ironic"

Teddy Bear: "hmph!"

Carrot: "i think we're done with the reports, most of the locations didn't seem to have anything of interest...aside from the kitchen and the shack having some rather concerning objects"

Primrose: "yeah...so what now"

Raymond: "i believe that we should discuss about a few things...such as our names, the odd ultimate titles and the last memory of us being back at home before we ending up in here...somehow"

Teddy Bear: "ugh...do we have to?"

Luc Man: "i wouldn't really reveal much about myself but...i guess there's no harm in talking to each other for a bit"

Raymond: "yes...who wishes to go first?"

Anon: "me, the main character here!"

Emma: "uh huh..."

Anon: "well my name's Anon, and my ultimate title was...random moron, not really sure who wrote that but it sure is mean...i was just minding my own business and i guess i just fainted out at one point, then i ended up on a beach where i found Ramon unconscious on the sand!"

Tina: "wait, which one is Ramon again?"

Raymond: "me...."

Tina: "oh!"

Zero: "i guess random moron is a fitting title for him..."

Anon: "rude, i'm just forgettable sometimes...jeez!"

Peter: "pssh...anyways i'm Peter, yeah yeah hold your applause...my own note called me the ultimate fun idea for some reason, i was in the middle of beating my...turkey, but then i started fainting for no reason...and boom, somehow i end up here with my retarded friend Tina, it's no wonder why she's called the ultimate stupidity..."

Tina: "hey, that fits you more than it does to me!"

Peter: "just letting you guys know, she's a free kill!"

Tina: "shut up already!"

Boes: "and i'm Boes, the ultimate help...i honestly don't remember much aside from waking up to another morning and wanting to take care of my little farm, i suppose i just done slipped and lost consciousness somehow?"

Luc Man: "that's odd, too many people fainting out for no reason...hmm"

Teddy Bear: "and who the heck are you again?"

Peter: "it's tuckman!"

Luc Man: "close...i think, but no...it's Luc Man, i was known as the ultimate traveler in that little note of mine..."

Lilith: "so how did you end up here?"

Luc Man: "i do travel a lot, perhaps i somehow ended up making my way in here without a single memory of how so?"

Emma: "that...doesn't make sense?"

Carrot: "do you remember the last memory you had?"

Luc Man: "....who knows?"

Primrose: "uh...well anyways, my name's Primrose, i'm the ultimate inventor and...I was actually in the basement working on a new project, but i...just started becoming dizzy somehow?...i don't really know, but i think i lost consciousness at that point"

Richard: "Richard Goodman, the ultimate badass...that's not hard to tell, judging by the way i dress and talk, i have so much money that i can probably buy the whole damn moon...all i remember is taking a massive shit in my golden toilet before i woke up in here...what kind of poor shit is that!?"

Chef PP: "is everything just poor to you?"

Richard: "shut it bottom bunk!"

Chef PP: "d-don't even start..."

Barbara: "wells i remembers me drinking some good fucking beer and getting it on with my big boy officer Simmons, then i don't know, i just woke up here...guess that pipe knocked me up into a whole different place, hehehe!"

Anon: "why do i feel like throwing up...also you didn't mention your ultimate title"

Barbara: "that's becauses i didn't haves any, it was just...some stupid text"

Emma: "you mean personal selection?...yeah mine said the same thing, i don't know why..."

Ellery: "mine too..."

Triangle: "i as well..."

Chef PP: "my title was...the ultimate shitty cook, WHICH IS NOT TRUE, I'M PERFECT AT COOKING, I'M LITERALLY GOD!"

Lilith: "yeah right...i'm Lilith, i was just referred to as the ultimate know it all...i really have no idea how i ended up here, all i remember is that i went to sleep, and that was after Julia actually left P.I.N.Y...maybe the sudden announcement caused me to go into a deep and long nightmare...i really hope so"

Peter: "nah Lil, you're going to suffer with us in this totally real event"

Lilith: "just...great"

Teddy Bear: "i don't have to tell you anything about myself!"

Boes: "Teddy Bear, ultimate prick.. that's her title"

Zero: "makes sense..."

Teddy Bear: "oh yeah, as if you're any better than me...whoever you are!"

Rose: "girls calm down...could you introduce yourself please?"

Zero: "....the name's Zero"

Ellery: "and?"

Zero: "that's it, i have nothing else to share with you...why would i anyways?"

Richard: "wasn't your title known as the ultimate spy or some shit?"

Emma: "ultimate spy...?"

Anon: "sus..."

Zero: "it's nothing, just leave me alone already"

Raymond: "don't be acting like that..."

Teddy Bear: "i bet she's working with the bear..."

Tina: "you?"

Teddy Bear: "the other bear moron!"

Rose: "a-anyways...my name's Rose, and in that note...my ultimate title was called the ultimate...Rosemaster?"

Carrot: "....h-huh!?"

Primrose: "oh, what is it?"

Carrot: "....nothing i...m-my name is Carrot, i'm the ultimate knight...i don't...remember much of what happened, sorry..."

Triangle: "for a knight...you don't seem that professional"

Carrot: "..."

Richard: "say something back, what are you...a coward?"

Teddy Bear: "yeah, stupid bunny, you owe me a knife!"

Anon: "sheesh, why are you all ganging up on him?"

Raymond: "i would advise you all to stop this disrespectful attitude, Sir Carrot is a real knight, a title like that deserves respect...so quit your foolery"

Carrot: "...it's okay Raymond"

Peter: "nah, they were chewing you up dude"

Luc Man: "hmm...that wasn't necessary"

Lilith: "...and what about you?"

Raymond: "hm?"

Emma: "yeah, aren't you the...ultimate commander or something?"

Anon: "i bet he was in the middle of a war, then he ended up here somehow!"

Raymond: "....."

Barbara: "the hells up with you?"

Chef PP: "well, care to explain yourself?"

Raymond: "....i was in the middle of saving my country"

Anon: "huh?"

Raymond: "see...there's a villainous rebel known as...Zorro, he's a mastermind criminal who has been terrorizing my hometown, San Tasco, for many months now..."

Ellery: "oh, really?"

Raymond: "yes...the army, i, and the people of San Tasco have tried everything to stop that man from harming our community...but no matter what we do, Zorro was always one step ahead of us...so many poor citizens have lost their fortune thanks to that thief"

Carrot: "oh...that sounds awful"

Zero: "i don't see how any of this has anything to do with how you got here..."

Raymond: "well...i only remember this, i was in the middle of a heated battle against Zorro inside a burning building that he set on fire...he was trying to assassinate the general govern...now of course i couldn't let that happen, so i fought with all my strength...but Zorro was stronger than i was, i couldn't fight him off alone...the last thing i remember is swinging my saber at the rebel...and then fainting out inside the building"

Tina: "wow..."

Emma: "that sounds scary..."

Primrose: "did...you ever get rid of this Zorro guy?"

Raymond: "i don't know...which is i'm really scared right now, if i'm away from home...then who will save my people from this dangerous rebel?"

Peter: "hey, people die everyday B, they'll be aight"

Richard: "ugh, i can't believe you forced me to listen to this boring story..."

Chef PP: "nobody asked you to listen to it!"

Luc Man: "a tragic tale Raymond, a tragic tale indeed..."

Carrot: "i'm sorry that you have to deal with this...i will admit that we both share a similar problem, but...i believe that if we work together, then we'll be able to escape from this island and back to our home...i promise"

Raymond: "i will hold you onto that..."

Teddy Bear: "yeah yeah, nice sob story...now what, we're just gonna stand here and talk about pointless stuff that we already know?"

Triangle: "we should get to murdering each other already...i hardly can wait"

Rose: "we're not murdering each other!"

Ellery: "i can't be bothered to kill anyone...it's too much work!"

Barbara: "tch, as long as nobodys bothers mes, then i ain'ts gon kill ya"

Lilith: "how...reassuring"

Tina: "now what, we're...just going to do nothing?"

Peter: "man can we fucking chat already or what, this chapter is too long as it is!"

Anon: "no way, i didn't even get that many dialogue yet...ugh"

Emma: "can you stop talking like that..."

Boes: "so, any suggestions?"

Richard: "yeah, i'm fucking hungry!"

Chef PP: "well it's a good thing i'm here!"

Lilith: "oh no..."

Raymond: "actually before that...we must check the Monochat, whatever that is..."

Luc Man: "apparently it's a way of communicating with each other from a far distance..."

Richard: "it's called texting...dumb fucks!"

Boes: "i haven't heard of texting before..."

Primrose: "i did, but it usually takes way too long to send a message...my computer is so slow that it takes hours to get my message across to my friends!"

Peter: "use speed dial"

Primrose: "how would that-"

Teddy Bear: "can we get it over with ALREADY!?"

Barbara: "yeahs, i haves me some business to take cares of!"

Raymond: "since we can use this Monochat to communicate with each other from faraway, i think each of us should separate a little just to make sure it works"

Lilith: "or we can stay together and just chat with each other still...it will work anyhow"

Teddy Bear: "you really think i wanna stand around a bunch of losers...PLEASE, i'm outta here!"

Richard: "me too, i don't wanna catch poor-o-thermy!"

Emma: "what...?"

Richard: "it's a disease, if a rich person stands next to a poor person then they too will become poor...and i don't want that to happen to me...so yeah, get away from me!"

Richard and Teddy Bear eventually ran away to somewhere afterwards...

Chef PP: "the hell is wrong with that kid..."

Anon: "ah well, i just wanna check the chat app already...see you guys later!"

Carrot: "ah wait, maybe it's not-"

Raymond: "leave him alone...we have important things to do first"

Carrot: "i suppose you're right..."

eventually, everybody started going into different directions...and Anon was already out of sight by then.

-

Anon was seen sitting near the beach with his Monopad, looking at the screen with a smile on his face.

let's see how it works now...

Anon thought to himself before tapping on the Monochat application...and then the first chat began.

Anon frowned as the conversation came to an end at that point...it was fun and chaotic, chatting with these people later would definitely be something that he'd like to do later on...

now what though?

..... 

i still have the sack of coins Monokuma gave me, i could...probably hang out with someone, maybe buy a gift or two...i better find that mono prize thingy soon!

so on, Anon began to look around for the Monomono prize machine, to which he eventually found it at some point...he had to think for a bit as to what kind of gifts the others would like before eventually spending a few coins on them...wait, aren't the prizes randomly given by the mono machine...?

Anon then walked around the so called despair island before eventually stumbling across Boes, who was seen looking at the ocean for some reason. 

Anon: "hey Goose, what are you doing?"

Boes: "howdy Anon, i'm just trying to look out for a ship, maybe we can shout for them to help us in this little predicament"

Anon: "cool cool, guess i'll join ya"

i stood around with Boes for a bit, we tried looking for any kind of ship that could potentially come and help us...but nope, we haven't found much...that sucked, but at least i got to know Boes a little better.

i better give him a gift or something...

Anon then gave Boes a turtle shell.

Boes: "what goes around, comes around they say, somehow this makes me feel a little bit at home...thanks"

i think Boes liked the gift

Anon: "welp, nothing is out there...boring" 

Boes: "i don't know what i expected...it would be a surprise to know if anyone even sets sail around these parts of the ocean"

Anon: "what if wanting for a ship to appear is risky, maybe they could be pirates that want to loot us?"

Boes: "i'll be surprised either way...you know this entire scenery is reminding me of home in a way"

Anon: "really...hey, i don't really see that many talking cows in my life, so it would be pretty nice to hear a little bit of your own life"

Boes: "aw well...i'm a just simple ox, i wake up every morning, eat breakfast and go do some farm work, sometimes i'd like to fish, build birdhouses and hang out with my friends, like Tad for example"

Anon: "who's that?"

Boes: "my turtle friend, he's a nice little fella, though his shell tends to get easily broken apart sometimes...i highly doubt that he'll be able to handle my farm all by himself, now that's a big problem"

Anon: "yeah, turtlelly agreeing with you..."

Boes: "it's not that i don't trust him, but...i have a feeling that all these moles, birds and rabbits could eat my entire crops...i really hope that gorilla doesn't come sleep in my house as well, he'll destroy it completely...i really don't want to deal with living underwater again"

Anon: "wait...again?"

Boes: "it's a long story..."

Anon: "what's up with you and gorillas anyways...also, living underwater sounds boss af, you should take me under the sea later!"

Boes: "i'm not so sure if that's a good idea..."

Anon: "aw don't worry about it, anyways nobody seems to be coming and i'm getting bored so...i'll talk to you later" 

Boes: "alrighty then, try not to jump in the water by yourself"

i gave him a lazy nod before leaving...well it seems like Boes is just a casual farmer, but did he really live underwater before...oh who knows, he seems like a nice guy at least

Friendship Progression

i still have time to kill...who should i hang out with next?

Anon wondered around for a bit until he found Chef PP inside the kitchen, it looks like the puppet was cooking up something...?

Anon: "hey chef"

Chef PP: "huh...oh it's you, yeah i'm just doing what I'm good at...cooking stuff"

Anon: "nice, can i stay for supper or something?"

Chef PP: "as long as you don't annoy me like Junior does then...yeah sure, i'm actually trying to test out this new recipe so your help would be nice!"

i hung around with Chef PP for a bit and watched him cook...whatever the heck he had inside the pot, it honestly looked like that he was just throwing in a bunch of random things in there...now i know Chef PP a little better i guess

i better give him a present or something...

Anon then gave him a golden spatula

Chef PP: "...goddammit why does everyone give me stupid shit like that, i never wanted a spatula in my life!...aside from that one competition i guess"

hah...guess he didn't love it that much?

Anon: "so what...are you supposed to be cooking?" 

Chef PP: "it's a delightful surprise, hold on...let me take a whiff"

Chef PP leaned in to smell the pot...before he backed away with a loud gag

Chef PP: "o-oh HURGH!...i-it's almost done...!"

Anon: "jeez, is it that bad?"

Chef PP: "bad?...BAD?!...this is literal art, don't knock it until you try it!"

Anon: "well...they say that some foods smell bad, but taste really good"

Chef PP: "yeah, see that's what i'm talking about...look, have a taste of it!"

Chef PP lifted the spoon with the gooey substance and moved it towards Anon's mouth.

Anon: "well sure, i don't think it'll do any harm"

Anon shrugged before slurping some of the soup in his mouth...

Chef PP: "so, what do you think?"

Chef PP asked with a big smile....before Anon immediately spat out the soup right in his face

Anon: "UGH, WHAT IS THIS NASTY STUFF!?"

Chef PP: "...WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT GODDAMMIT!?"

Anon: "WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE SOUP?!"

Chef PP: "IT'S JUST POTATO SOUP WITH TOOTHPASTE AND BLUEBERRIES!"

Anon: "WHAT!? WHO ON EARTH WOULD THINK THAT THIS IS A GOOD COMBINATION!?"

Chef PP: "IT'S A OLD RECIPE!"

Anon: "IT'S A POISON RECIPE!"

Chef PP: "GODDAMMIT GET OUT OF MY SIGHT ALREADY ANON!"

Anon: "OKAY...but um...add more salt next time"

Chef PP: "LEAVE ALREADY!"

i quickly left the kitchen afterwards...god that was just awful, now i understand why his ultimate title referred to him as that...i seriously hope that was a one time thing!

Friendship Progression

ugh...who else can i hang out with now?

Anon asked himself as he walked around for a bit...

and then found Peter standing next to a tree, just...doing nothing.

Anon: "hey Peter, what are you doing?"

Peter: "hey, i'm just vibing"

Anon: "can i join?"

Peter: "sure"

Peter and i stood in the same spot for a few minutes then, none of us talked or even moved for a bit...which was actually starting to become creepy...i think i got to know Peter better...???

i better give him a present or something...

Anon then gave him a hat that pretty much resembled Peter's own, except for the fact that the colors were inverted

Peter: "......"

i guess...he liked the gift?

Anon: "...."

Peter: "...."

Anon: "....so how's life?"

Peter: "...."

Anon: "by the way, do you know Monokuma or something...i noticed that you were acting way too casual around him"

Peter: "...."

Anon: "....hello, is everythi-"

Peter: "bababooey"

then he walked away from me out of nowhere....what in the heck just happened...?

Friendship Progression

Anon tried to think of something...until out of nowhere.

DING DONG BING BONG

Monokuma's voice started playing from somewhere.

"AHEM!.. attention all participants, it is 10pm, which means that it is now nighttime, some of the places are now off limits!...please sleep inside the cabins, sleep tight and don't let the killer striiiike~!"

after the announcement, Anon started scratching his head.

oh...well i guess it's time to sleep, i haven't noticed how dark it is getting...but what cabin should i sleep in?...maybe i should meet up with the others first

and with that, Anon made his way out...

-

later where Anon and the others were seen gathered around just nearby.

Ellery: "why are we standing around for again?"

Triangle: "apparently the so called commander has something to announce..."

Zero: "he better make this quick..." 

Anon stood by with a bored look as he and the others stared at Raymond who was counting everybody before making sure that all of them were present.

Raymond: "alright...i'm sure you all heard the announcement just now?"

Primrose: "yeah..i guess we're going to sleep?" 

Rose: "in this place...?"

Luc Man: "i have slept in many different places before, it shouldn't be too difficult to have some rest in here"

Barbara: "well what ifs someones tries to kills us in our sleep?"

Carrot: "that wouldn't happen..."

Teddy Bear: "yeah sure...whatever helps you sleep better at night"

Tina: "but i don't wanna sleep, i still have time to text!"

Lilith: "she has been texting everybody nonstop..."

Peter: "put down that thing Tina, over here acting like a crackhead" 

Tina: "never, social media is my LIFE!"

Boes: "so why are we here instead of sleeping?"

Chef PP: "yeah...i just want to get this day over with"

Raymond: "well after a little investigation, i have found out that each cabin only has 9 rooms, meaning that some of us will have to sleep in different cabins since all 18 of us wouldn't be able to fit in just one cabin"

Lilith: "i mean, that's sensible...i honestly don't care which cabin i'm going to sleep in so"

Chef PP: "wait, we need to assign people, and i better hope that i won't have to share the same cabin with that stupid chipmunk and the spoiled brat!"

Richard: "you want me to sleep in the same building as these people...EWW POOR!"

Carrot: "this is just ridiculous..."

Zero: "just choose already!"

Raymond: "calm down...the people that will be sleeping in the first cabin are, Boes, Chef, Peter, Emma, Richard, Carrot, Rose, Barbara and Anon"

Chef PP: "goddammit...why him?"

Richard: "EWW POOR ROOMMATES!"

Emma: "i have a feeling that we'll be regretting this..."

Rose: "i hope we can get along..."

Carrot: "i wish the same..."

Barbara: "ah whatevers"

Raymond: "as for us others, i will share the other cabin with Luc Man, Lilith, Ellery, Tina, Primrose, Zero,, Triangle and Teddy Bear"

Lilith: "is it a good idea to bring her with us?"

Teddy Bear: "watch your mouth!"

Triangle: "hehe...this will be interesting"

Primrose: "i don't know about this..."

Luc Man: "we will make sure that no harm comes your way friends, however i'm not really used to living indoors that much..."

Ellery: "speak for yourself, just give me a comfy bed and i won't be complaining too much"

Rose: "that's a lie..."

Tina: "at least i won't have to deal with Peter"

Peter: "yeah okay, y'all have fun with this chick...just letting you know that she's gonna stink up the place and then make you lose your minds with the shit she says"

Tina: "NO I DON'T!"

Carrot: "are you positive about this decision Raymond?"

Raymond: "i'll. deal with complaints tomorrow, for now we must sleep and gather energy for tomorrow's plans"

Anon: "alright then, i'll be going ahead first...BYE!"

Anon then quickly ran towards the cabin.

Richard: "my room better have a golden toilet inside it!"

Chef PP: "just kill me..."

Boes: "have a goodnight now"

Primrose: "bye guys!"

everybody exchanged a few words before eventually leaving to their own ways

-

later...

Anon was seen lying down on his bed and looking at the ceiling, he wasn't sure if the others already got inside...but that didn't matter much.

what mattered the most is...this entire killing game.

will a murder really happen?

who's gonna die, and who's gonna kill first?

Anon had no idea...but one thing for sure.

he was going to be prepared for whatever happens now...

-

Monokuma Theater

Monokuma: "WOW, would you look at this...this is a first for this author...anyways let's talk about random stuff, like...drawing for example, why the hell is it so hard to learn? why can't a cute ol bear like me just obtain the ability to draw without having to go through a bunch of painfully awful tutorials on YouTube?...you could be doing a LOT of things if you were to have a drawing skill, you could make fanart, actual masterpieces...NSFW pictures of me too, that's just the best!...but oh well, looks like i won't be drawing anytime soon...or will i, who says that i won't be able to learn how to do it...yeah right, i ain't giving up yet, just like how i ain't giving up on these killing games...Phuhuhuhu~...i'll keep trying no matter what happens, never give up on your dreams kiddos, whether it's for drawing purposes or just killing a bunch of nobodies in general...see you soon now!"

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DING DONG DING DONG! 

Monokuma's voice then played from somewhere.

""Ahem! it is now 7am...GOOOOOOD MORNING lovely presents~! the sun is out and shining brightly upon the Despair Island, get ready for another exciting day with your fellow friends!"

the sound of the announcement was enough to wake Anon up from his deep somber.

they groaned loudly, but his eyes immediately widened before he quickly sat up from his bed.

he put a hand on his chest and just sat there in silence as he listened to his heartbeats....

after doing just that, he would proceed to throw the covers away and quickly get off the bed to stare at the bedsheets...

Anon's eyes scanned the bed for a bit before he eventually sighed in relief.

huh, nothing this time?...still kickin it i see...great

he thought to himself with another sigh, Anon scratched his head for a moment as he stopped to recollect his thoughts on what was happening so far.

okay...so he suddenly woke up in some island, the 'Despair Island' from what he remembers....then he met 17 other people in here, all kinds of people, from unique to weird.

now he was forced to stay in here...and the only way to escape is by obtaining the golden ticket that Monokuma is in possession of...to get that, someone had to commit murder...

...

it was very exciting he had to admit, it's definitely better than being stuck all day in a-

KNOCK KNOCK!

the sound of the door being knocked on was then heard.

Anon titled his head, wondering who it could be knocking at this time....the announcement just played only seconds ago!

Anon: "who is it, my future killer?"

"it just be me, Boes" came the muffled voice of the Ox..of course it's muffled, they're standing on the other side of the door.

Anon: "oh..."

with a shrug, Anon then proceeded to open the door and see the red Ox standing there himself.

Boes: "mornin'"

Anon: "hey there Goose, i honestly thought that someone was trying to kill me already...that would be pretty funny for a change"

Boes: "not sure why you'd think that, but then again that bear made it clear that ain't nobody leaving until one of us drops dead like a leaf in the autumn..."

Anon: "or like a fish...or...um...i can't come up with a clever line, anyways...why are you so up so early?"

Boes: "early bird gets the worm, i'm used to waking up extra early in the morning so that i can take care of my crops, i guess that explains why"

Anon: "i see...i rather be asleep right now to be honest, i'm too tired to play hero this time, seriously!"

Boes: "you feel safe sleeping in here, especially with this crazy stuff goin' on?"

Anon: "sure, besides i didn't even get to shower...how am i supposed to do the unnecessary and awkward romantic part of this story if i smell like a hobo...i'm pretty sure i don't need to go through that again, do i?"

Boes: "uh...."

Anon: "anyways, don't do this again, i gotta go sleep for more 5 minutes and then take an hour long shower, i know that i might be bald and stuff but...i still need to shampoo and conditioner, so...see ya!"

Boes: "well i-"

SLAM!

Boes flinched as the door was then shut on his face...leaving the Ox to scratch his head and then look at...you?

Boes: "and here i thought that sleeping beauties existed only in fairy tales...suppose i should go wake the others, if they haven't already"

as soon as the red Ox said that, another door opened up...to which eventually Emma came out of while yawning a little.

Boes: "oh, mornin' little one"

Emma: "um...hello"

Boes took notice of her exhausted expression then.

Boes: "you seen tired, didn't sleep well last night?"

Emma: "not really, how am i supposed to be sleeping in peace when i'm literally far away from my home and family, also the fact that we're supposed to be murdering each other is not making it any easier either...so yeah, you can see why"

Boes: "ah...

Emma rolled her eyes before another door opened, and this time it was Rose that came out

Rose: "golly...it felt odd sleeping somewhere i'm not familiar with"

Boes: "you didn't sleep well either?"

Rose: "oh good morning you both, and not really...i had trouble falling asleep at first but then i got really tired and eventually slept...what about you?"

Emma: "i didn't sleep much..."

Boes: "i did, i just thought that all of this was a nightmare...guess i was expecting for myself to wake up back to the farm, but it seems like my dreams didn't come true at all"

Rose: "i'm sorry...it sure is scary being away from our home, but i'm sure that we'll go back if we stay calm and work together as-"

"GODDAMMIT WHOS MAKINGS ALL THATS RUCKUS!?"

Rose jumped with a yelp as Barbara's deep voice was heard coming from her room before the puppet eventually did come out of her room.

Emma: "oh...i forgot that they had that voice"

Rose: "e-erm...good morning Barbara, how was your-"

Barbara: "oh would yous shut it ups already? I've got a wicked hangovers from drinking all day last night, and nows it got ten times worse because of yous and yours damn commotion!"

Boes: "drinking...now didn't you go to sleep last i remember?

Barbara: "of courses i fuckin' dids, but i had problems sleeping, so i got outta my rooms and went to grab me a pack of beer from the kitchen, then i stayed up all night drinking and plucking out the hairs under my cooch"

Emma: "w-...what does cooch mean, and why do i feel gross all of a sudden?"

Barbara: "don't yous worry kiddo, one day you'll have to deal with that shit yourself, this wouldn't be a problems had my big boy Simmons been here with mes, that hunky man can do a lot more than plucking the hair under down there if you know what i mean...HEHE!"

Boes: "and here i thought that you could only pluck a chicken's feather..."

Emma: "okay, i REALLY don't wanna hear more about this...can you please stop?"

Barbara: "kid can'ts a womans dream about her hunk of a man in fucking peace!?"

Rose: "i think it is a little inappropriate to be discussing something like that in front of us...don't you think so?"

Barbara: "no, and don't yous think i still forgot about your loud fucking commotions, i betta not hears anymore of that shit again, DO YOU HEARS ME!?"

Rose backed away with a nervous look as the puppet was getting rather aggressive...

"h-hey, what's going on?

they all looked towards the direction where the voice came from, and there was Sir Carrot peeking his head from the doorway, a confused look on his face.

Boes: "ah, you're up too?"

Carrot: "yes...i heard some noises and-"

Emma: "it was those two...well actually it was more of Barbara's fault but-"

but yet again, another door opened and there came a annoyed looking Richard.

Richard: "UGH, would you poor people shut up already!? i was trying to do something!"

Rose: "sorry..."

Barbara: "and what in the hells were you trying to do in theres?"

Richard: "...count the digits in my bank account, what do you think?"

Emma: "what?"

Richard: "yeah, i usually go to sleep by counting all the number digital in my bank account, it helps me feel more at peace knowing that i'm not poor, unlike you poor peasants who don't know how to keep calm for a minute!"

Carrot: "that's quite rude..."

Richard: "i don't care, do you want me to smack your face with 10k or something?"

Boes: "now then, let's all calm down, we wouldn't want to give each other paper cuts, do we?"

Emma: "you really remind me of Dumont...rich spoiled people with no actual friends, money really corrupts your mind a lot..."

Richard: "i HAVE friends, they're just too poor for me to hang out with!"

Emma: "sure, whatever you say"

Richard: "i mean it!"

Carrot: "let's not argue, i don't think this is the first thing we should be doing in the morning..."

Rose: "right, we should start to come up with a plan to go back home!"

Barbara: "and how in the hells are we supposeds to dos that?...and where the hell is that Chef Penis guy at, momma is feeling hungrier than her cooch for office Simmons"

Rose: "oh...i completely forgot about Chef"

Carrot: "did Anon wake up yet?"

Boes: "sure did, but he told me that he was going to keep sleeping for a bit, and then shower for nearly half of the morning"

Emma: "he's seriously showering in this place...?"

Richard: "of course he does, do you expect us to not take care of ourselves and instead smell like those people that live in the streets and drink their own piss...EW POOR!"

Rose: "uh...oh, Peter isn't up either!"

Carrot: "perhaps we should wake them up...or maybe not, i don't wish to disturb them..."

Rose: "well we can't stay here for much longer, it'll be the right thing to do anyways"

Emma: "sounds about right, let's knock on their doors"

Richard: "yeah, you servants go ahead and do that, i'm gonna go shower now"

Barbara: "are yous fucking serious?"

Richard: "EW, stop blowing your hot poor breath towards my direction, you smell like gasoline, and i mean the cheap less expensive kind...POOOR!"

Barbara: "haha, if yous thinks that's bad then wait until you see the infection between my tits, it's like yeast that's been outs in the sun for 6 hours"

Emma: "i...think i'm going to be sick"

Boes: "at yeast she didn't go into further detail about it..."

Emma: "seriously...?"

Carrot: "Richard, wouldn't you want to work together with us...it'll be a good way to-"

Richard: "shut up, i'll call you once i need someone to wipe my ass after i'm done with my massive crap...now stop bothering me!"

SLAM!

they all flinched as Richard closed the door harshly on them...

....

Rose: "well alright then...should we go wake Peter and Chef up?"

Carrot: "y-yes...i'll knock on Peter's door"

Boes: "sounds good, guess we'll wake Chef Peepee then..."

Barbara: "yeah let's dos that, I've got a bone to pick with Chef Penis for not gettin' me my fucking beer...is that how you treats a lady or what!?"

Emma: "can we just please get it over with?"

Rose: "let's go..."

with that on mind, Carrot decided to head over to Peter's door...before suddenly stopping.

Boes and Barbara who were following him then stopped to look at him in confusion.

Barbara: "the hells did you stop fors?"

Carrot: "erm...which room did Peter go into again?"

Barbara: "are yous fucking serious..."

Carrot: "i-i apologize...i wasn't paying attention that much last night"

Boes: "it's fine, i remember which room he took, i have a good memory up between my horns you know?"

Carrot: "oh...that's nice then!"

Barbara: "at least someones ins here useful..."

Carrot frowned a little bit at the comment before Boes patted his shoulder with a nod, which made the knight a little better...then he watched as Boes walked over to Peter's door.

Boes then knocked on the door, a little musically like.

Boes: "hello, are you up yet Peter?"

Carrot: "everybody has woken up already"

Barbara: "so gets your ass out of that bed!"

the two animals felt a little uneasy with Barbara's comment...before eventually they heard some sort of shuffling and cursing behind the door.

Carrot: "Peter?"

he asked before pressing his face into the door, to hear the sounds a little better.

Barbara: "the hell is goin' inside?"

Boes: "don't ask me, my hearing may be great but i sure can't see through doors...but i think he's breaking something by accident?"

the shuffling continued for a bit until finally the door opened, making Carrot back away a little...

....

Barbara: "THE HELL!?"

Carrot: "P-Peter!"

Boes: "oh boy..."

Peter: "what do you guys want...i was kinda busy"

Peter asked as he held his Monopad in one hand while wearing nothing but his underwear for some reason...

Barbara: "the hells did yous strip down fors?"

Peter: "huh...oh yeah, i felt hot last night so, y'know..."

Boes: "couldn't you have at least put your clothes back on before opening the door?"

Carrot: "r-really...this is rather awkward!"

Peter: "well damn, it's not my fault that i was all in here sweating in heat, can't a guy let his lower parts breathe fresh air for once?"

Carrot: "uhh...you're taking this the wrong way"

Barbara: "i'm not trying to sees this, i already gots arrested befores when it came to being arounds kids, i lost my damn bus job due to throwing some brat out the windows!"

Carrot: "w-what...you did WHAT!?"

Barbara: "yeahs, told em not to talk, open the windows or even spray anys of thats shitty perfume, but nope, they just had tos be little shits and make me all mad and shit, so yous knows that i had to punish her!"

Peter: "well thankfully i'm not Penelope, just let me take a dump in peace...gawd damn!"

Peter slammed the door on them afterwards.

Boes: "lots of door slamming this morning huh?"

Carrot: "uh...at least he's okay"

Barbara: "nots my ears though, fuckinf hell...now where's that damn PENIS GUY!"

-

Rose knocked on Chef Pee Pee's door then...well at least she assumed that it was his room.

Emma: "are you sure he's in here?"

Rose: "he gotta be, i sort of remember him going in here or so...it is quite difficult to know which room belongs to who"

Emma: "i guess so..."

Rose then knocked on the door...

Rose: "hello, are you still asleep Chef?"

....

....

Rose: "um...hello?"

Emma: "maybe he's a heavy sleeper or something?"

Rose shrugged before knocking again.

Rose: "Chef...are you alright?"

there wasn't any sort of response coming from inside the room, which honestly worried Rose a bit...was Chef PP okay or not?

Rose: "should...should we open the door?"

Emma: "wouldn't it be locked?"

Rose hummed before trying to turn the doorknob...but the door was then opened.

and Chef PP came out with a happy smile.

Chef PP: "woooo man, that felt so nice!"

Emma: "huh...?"

Rose: "oh my goodness...you're alright!"

Chef PP: "hmm, of course i am, why would you think otherwise?"

Emma: "you weren't answering the door..."

Chef PP: "oh, I was actually taking a nice hot shower, it has been a long time since I've enjoyed a morning like this!"

Rose: "so i guess you've slept well last night?"

Chef PP: "surprisingly...YES, i didn't have to clean up anyone's mess, i didn't get waken up by some stupid brat that wanted me to drive him to the gas station at FREAKING midnight, and i woke up with no intention of killing myself this time, it's actually not pretty bad living here!"

Emma: "at least someone here is pretty happy..."

Rose: "are you really okay with being here Chef, doesn't the situation scare you?"

Chef PP: "well...maybe a little, but at least Braxton and Junior aren't here to annoy me, i don't have to worry about anybody bossing me arou-"

"CHEF PENIS!"

Chef PP was immediately cut off as Barbara got all up in his face, making the chef puppet recoil in disgust as Barbara blew her alcohol breath on his face.

Barbara: "is this how you treat a goddamns lady, making her get ups in the middle of the nights and get her own beers!? haves your mother nots taught you proper manners!?"

Chef PP: "hurgh...i...i feel dizzy...stop being all in my face!"

Barbara: "SHUT IT, yous going to bring me my mornings six pack this time or else i'll shove ya right in my armpit, and trust mes, i haven't cleaned up there for 5 months now, the little bugs would love to meet yous that's for sure!"

Chef PP: "THAT'S DISGUSTING!"

Rose: "oh dear.."

Emma: "are we going to deal with this every morning...?"

the two watched as Barbara kept arguing with Chef PP as Carrot and Boes came up from behind.

Boes: "sounds like this morning is already becoming pretty active, huh?"

Carrot: "i believe so..."

Emma: "so...now what, everybody seems to be alive still"

Rose: "Peter, Anon and Richard are still in their rooms...should we wait for them?"

Carrot: "that's probably a good idea, besides...we must make sure those two don't end up doing any bad"

Carrot pointed at the two puppets who were still arguing...

Boes: "this'll take a while..."

-

meanwhile at the second cabin...

Primrose was seen sleeping peacefully...until the morning announcement played.

Primrose: "ngh...h-huh...?"

she slowly started to open her eyes then, but her vision was blurry thanks to the fact that she wasn't wearing her glasses.

she would've stood still in the bed...if it wasn't for the odd extra weight that she felt just near her stomach.

what is this...the covers weren't this heavy before, were they?

she thought to herself before slowly lifting her head up from the pillow, she then reached over to the little counter next to the bed and started looking for her glasses.

until she finally felt them.

Primrose wasted no time and then quickly put her glasses back on...

...

....

and when her vision cleared up, she was met face to face by a certain person.

Triangle was standing on her body, inches away from her face as the shape had that usual creepy smile on her face.

.....

Triangle: "hello"

Primrose: "....."

-

meanwhile with Zero...

Zero was already up before the announcement even played, she didn't felt right sleeping in this weird place...well she may have slept for a bit, but she made sure to get up at the earliest time possible.

the girl was seen doing sit-ups on the ground, something that she does in her private time.

Zero: "58..59...60...61...62...63-"

and then she suddenly heard a scream coming from outside the room.

Zero: "what the...!?"

feeling alerted, Zero quickly jumped up to her fist and kept hearing the scream coming from outside.

grrr...this doesn't sound good, i better see what's going on!

Zero quickly rushed out of her room then and stood in the hallway, where she saw people like Lilith, Teddy Bear and Tina coming out of their rooms.

Lilith: "okay...did i just hear someone scream or something?"

Tina: "oh my gosh, i heard it too!"

Zero: "which one of you screamed!?"

Teddy Bear: "don't look at me vampire, as if I'd be screaming in terror like that...no chance!"

Tina: "yeah, girls are tough!"

Lilith: "seriously...?"

Zero: "if it wasn't you, then it must be...that other girl!"

Lilith: "Primrose...oh no!"

Teddy Bear: "hahaha, maybe she's getting killed by someone...wait no, I WANTED TO GET THE FIRST KILL!"

Tina: "why would you say that, we can't kill each other...we're not violent!"

Zero: "enough, where's her room!?"

Lilith: "i think...there?"

Teddy Bear: "better hurry, she could be dead already...hehe!"

Zero growled before quickly rushing towards the direction Lilith pointed at.

and when she got to the door, she wasted no time in kicking it open and jumping inside with a ninja-like fighting pose.

Zero: "alright, what is it!?"

Zero asked as she was ready to fight whoever it was harming Primrose...but she was soon silent after seeing what was really going on here.

Primrose was seen holding a notebook and a pen as Triangle sat on the bed with a calm look while the former kept asking her loads of questions.

Primrose: "where do you come from, are you from another planet, how can geometric talk, do you have organs, how high is your IQ!?"

Triangle: "...."

Zero: "....what's going on here?"

and soon enough, Lilith, Tina and Teddy Bear quickly came inside the room and what was happening.

Teddy Bear: "okay where's the blood, did she die...TELL ME!"

Tina: "eeek i hate blood!"

Lilith: "you guys...i don't think there's anything going on here"

Teddy Bear: "DARN IT, THEN WHY DID SHE SCREAM AS IF SHE WAS GETTING STABBED TO DEATH!?"

Tina: "maybe she saw a cockroach...i hate those, especially the flying ones, but i could never kill one, that's like...not so vegan like?"

Lilith: "what...nevermind, what happened here?"

Zero: "that's what i'm trying to find out...why did you scream like that, and what are THEY doing in your room?"

Primrose: "oh...sorry, i don't know how she got in my room...at first i got scared, but then i realized just how incredible this is...i'm talking to a real life talking shape, do you all know groundbreaking this is!? it proves that extraterrestrial life exists...AMAZING!"

Tina: "....huh?"

Lilith: "that doesn't explain what they were doing in here..."

Triangle: "i've been watching her...i actually did that to you last night as well"

Lilith: "excuse me...!?"

Triangle: "hehe...and you as well"

Zero: "why you..."

Tina: "that's so..."

Teddy Bear: "GROSS AND CREEPY!"

Tina: "ROMANTIC!"

Teddy Bear: "what...?"

Tina: "it totally gives off lesbian vibes...so cute, we totally love it!"

Lilith: "so...she just watched you sleep for probably hours now, and instead of feeling upset...you're actually INTERESTED in her?"

Primrose: "well of course, you don't get to see things like this that often...i always knew aliens existed, EEEE THIS IS SO EXCITING, I'M TAKING SO MANY NOTES!"

Zero: "...you gotta be kidding me, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN DANGER!"

Triangle: "don't worry...i'm only studying you all, i haven't planned my murder...yet"

Teddy Bear: "pssh...nerd, you had the perfect opportunity to kill one of us during our sleep, and nobody would've even saw you...you just wasted your chance idiot!"

Triangle: "where's the fun in a quick kill, i prefer it to be...slow and agonizing"

Lilith: "what is wrong with you...get away from her Primrose!"

Primrose: "what...but i haven't asked her about her digestive system yet, i still have lot of information to learn!"

Lilith: "she wasn't even answering your questions!"

Zero: "i should teach you a lesson for sneaking into our rooms like that, you freak!"

before Zero could even do anything...

"what in the world is going on here?"

Tina turned back and quickly backed away with a gasp as Raymond stood behind them with a annoyed look.

Teddy Bear: "oh look, the army man is up...so much for protecting the people in here!"

Raymond ignored the bear and walked further into the room before speaking.

Raymond: "i'm asking for an explanation again, what is going on here...speak!"

Zero: "tch...this triangular thing just told us that she has snuck into everyone's room and watched us sleep, we heard Primrose screaming and came to find them like this..."

Lilith: "and instead of continuing to be frightened, Primrose suddenly started asking her scientific questions...WHICH IS COMPLETELY STUPID BY THE WAY!"

Primrose: "i was just curious..."

Raymond: "...why did you do this, answer me creature"

Triangle: "...personal reasons"

Raymond: "a poor response, i order you to tell me everything...now!"

Teddy Bear: "the weirdo was talking about studying us or whatever, she wasted a good chance to kill one of us...what a moron!"

Raymond: "tch...has nobody even thought of locking their doors?"

Triangle: "i slid under the cracks..."

Raymond: "what...?"

Tina: "ummm...you mean the crack in someone-"

Lilith: "for God's sake Tina, she's talking about the doors...she's so thin that i'm guessing she somehow managed to slide inside the rooms by just crawling under the door cracks...how's that even possible?"

Primrose: "okay...that's weird"

Triangle: "hehe...correct, i can just get in whenever I'd want to"

Zero: "you better not do it again, what gives you the right to sneak in our rooms like that?"

Raymond: "this is a invasion of privacy, you have brought unnecessary concern to the people around here...i should punish you for doing such a thing, i demand that you cease this behavior at once"

Triangle: "i will not"

Raymond: "you dare to object to my commands...?"

Triangle: "yes, i don't take orders from creatures like yourself"

Tina: "yas queen, why should she listen to your orders...men think they can just tell us what to do all the time, you can't control her life and choices, that's really sexist!"

Lilith: "she literally admitted to watching you sleep at night..."

Tina: "well she's a girl, at least it wasn't a boy or Peter...so it's all good!"

Lilith: "....i think i understand Peter now"

Teddy Bear: "i don't want a freak like her to be watching me sleep, she can try this again, i'll just give her another crack on that head of hers, i mean it!"

Zero: "same here, this is really making me angry..."

Primrose: "seriously guys, it's not that-"

Triangle: "yes it is, you may think i'm interesting...but i hope you know that i'm not your friend Primrose, the more you trust me...the more i could manipulate you, it'll eventually come to the point where i may even kill you..."

Primrose: "...."

Zero: "why you...!"

Raymond: "ENOUGH, get out of this room at once, i better not see you do this again!"

Triangle: "don't you worry...i have a lot more to show you than this"

Teddy Bear: "whatever, leave already freak!"

Triangle got off the bed and then walked away from the group, Raymond could only glare at the shape before she eventually got out of his sight...

Tina: "ugh, so misogynistic..."

Lilith: "Tina, please shut up..."

"i'm sorry you all..." Primrose rubbed her head with a guilty look.

Teddy Bear: "stupid, you were seriously interested in someone that wanted to kill you...hah, at least we know who's the perfect target to pick now!"

Zero: "i'm getting tired of you as well, how about you shut it up before i hang you up a tree?"

Teddy Bear: "oh please, do you think i'm scared of some-"

Raymond: "enough already, Primrose...I'd advise you to stay away from that creature, your own curiosity will be your end if you don't take precautions...are my words clear?"

Primrose: "yeah..."

Tina: "give her a break, we make mistakes all the time...why are you blaming her!"

Lilith: "he's not blaming her, he's just telling her to stay away from that weird talking shape...i don't feel safe knowing that she could just come to our rooms whenever she wants, this needs to be dealt with somehow!"

Raymond: "i'll deal with it later, we must gather everybody now...i'll send everyone one of those messages on my rectangle device, i shall be expecting you all at the cafeteria now"

Teddy Bear: "it's called an iPad you idiot!"

Primrose: "erm...Monopad actually"

Teddy Bear: "didn't ask for your opinion nerd!"

Zero: "forget her, look i really don't care about this anymore so i'm just gonna leave now..."

Tina: "me too, i need to take selfies!"

Lilith: "I'll be at the cafeteria soon i guess..."

Raymond: "i will not accept tardiness, don't be late now..."

Raymond then walked away, leaving the girls alone now...

Lilith noticed the guilt on Primrose's face before rolling her eyes with a sigh.

Lilith: "listen...i know this is all all fascinating to you, you can still take notes and whatever...just be careful with what you're getting into"

Primrose: "well of course, i can't just simply ignore all of those amazing things...this is probably the greatest discovery in my life, but...I'll be careful next time"

Teddy Bear: "yeah right, you and your love for geeky stuff will get ya killed, have fun with whatever time you have left nerd!"

Teddy Bear then walked away with a snort as Primrose groaned angrily at the bear.

Tina: "OMG, I NEED TO SHOWER FIRST!"

Zero: "it's like you're in your own world or something...whatever, just leave already"

Tina: "bye sisters, and remember...don't let anyone hold you from releasing your full feminine potential!"

Tina then left as the others gave her a weird look...

Lilith: "god...okay since we're done with this, can we leave?"

Primrose: "yeah let's go, maybe there's more things for me to discover out in the forest!"

and then the three left Primrose's room...

as they were in the hallway, suddenly a door opened up and there came Ellery who was yawning loudly.

Ellery: "hmmm, what a great night!"

Lilith: "...did you even hear the commotion that happened?"

Ellery: "hmm?...oh, of course i did!"

Primrose: "huh...then why didn't you come ou-"

Ellery: "it was really annoying for my rumbling stomach to wake me up from my sleep, i must say that i'm really hungry for breakfast...i shall be seeing you all in the cafeteria!"

Ellery then quickly left...

....

Zero: "i really hate some of the others in here..."
-

later outside...

Raymond had already sent a text asking everyone to gather around the cafeteria.

he waited with patience as his hand rested next to the scabbard that held his saber sword.

after a minute or two, he eventually spotted several people coming his way.

that being Boes, Carrot, Primrose, Lilith, Peter, Ellery, Zero, Emma, Rose, Chef PP, Barbara, Teddy Bear.

Peter: "alright, what's going on bitch?"

Rose: "Peter!"

Lilith: "don't worry, that's just his way of talking...but now what are we doing here?"

Ellery: "to eat breakfast of course!"

Rose: "oh Ellery, is eating all that you can think about?"

Ellery: "not exactly, i can also think about.........anyways what are we eating?"

Boes: "I'd love to know as well"

Raymond: "hold on, i requested for everyone to meet me here"

Emma: "wait, are we missing people?"

Primrose: "umm...i think that triangle person, Tina, and um...who was that one bald kid?"

Carrot: "Anon?"

Primrose: "yep!"

Chef PP: "ugh, and Richard too...those two are apparently taking their sweet time preparing for the morning or whatever"

Barbara: "what a waste of times, why bother cleaning yours ups...i haven't showered in months and i'm attractive to all the men!"

Peter: "BRUH, you probably carry at least 55 STDs in your coochie...i know Lord Peep would hit that still"

Chef PP: "LIKE HELL I WOULD!"

Peter: "you had literally banged that one lunch lady, the one with the hairy mole...come on now dude"

Chef PP: "w-well...at least that one was hotter!"

Teddy Bear: "what are you idiots talking about?"

Zero: "what about that guy with the pointy hat, where is he at?"

Carrot: "Luc Man...i believe that's his name"

Raymond: "i don't understand the meaning of this, nobody should be absent right now...must we really go search for them now?"

"yahooo, i'm here people!"

Tina was seen waving at them while smiling all happily.

Peter: "hurgh...anybody suddenly feel like they're in the fish market?"

Primrose: "huh...what does that mean?"

Peter: "PRIMROSE, YOU'RE LITERALLY 10 AND CAN INVENT SHIT, HOW ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING THIS!?"

Teddy Bear: "STOP YELLING!"

Chef PP: "you're lying too idiot!"

Teddy Bear: "BECAUSE I CAN!"

Rose: "everybody please calm down...Tina, have you seen Luc Man?"

Tina: "....who?"

Lilith: "oh my...the guy with the POINTY hat?"

Tina: "....who??"

Teddy Bear: "she can't be this STUPID..."

Peter: "trust me, she is, if you thought i was retarded then you haven't seen anything"

Tina: "oh my GOD, stop making fun of me all the time, it's not my fault!"

Emma: "uh...oh look!"

Emma pointed at two people that were seen approaching them.

that Being Anon and Richard.

Raymond: "so you finally decided to show up?"

Richard: "ugh, i spent at least 5 hours in the shower and i still can't help but feel violented by the poor atmosphere in here...EW POOR!"

Primrose: "is everything poor to you...?"

Anon: "how's it going people?"

Zero: "and what's your excuse for being late?"

Anon: "felt a bit tired honestly, so i decided to snooze for a bit"

Chef PP: "are you serious right now..."

Carrot: "at least he's here, but...we're missing two more people, right?"

Emma: "the triangle and Luc Man i guess...didn't Luc Man sleep in the other cabin with the others?"

Rose: "has anyone checked his room?"

Teddy Bear: "not really, why should we?"

Primrose: "i can't believe we forgot about him..."

Anon: "what do you know, it wasn't me that got forgotten about this time...progression i see?"

Tina: "OMG, i'm all about progressive too!"

Lilith: "i don't think...you know what nevermind"

Peter: "you guys are going to make Lilith burst a blood vessel or something...haha!"

Ellery: "sooo...breakfast?"

Rose: "we can't eat without Luc Man, can we?"

Ellery: "yes we can...???"

Boes: "he wouldn't happen to be in danger...would he?"

Primrose: "let's send him a message!"

Barbara: "ugh, i hate those ipods...hurts my damn eyes!"

Raymond: "i'll send him a message..."

Raymond turned on his Monopad and began to slowly type something on it...

Teddy Bear: "jeez...could you be anymore SLOWER!?"

Peter: "FACTS, buddy act like he never used an ipad before....oh wait"

Carrot: "be patient everyone, there are some people in here that never used this sort of technology before..."

Primrose: "it is so amazingly advanced...i didn't know that science would be this great in 1986!"

....

Lilith: "what...?"

Primrose: "um...did i say something wrong?"

Emma: "1986?...that was nearly two decade ago, isn't it 2020?"

Boes: "um...i don't believe that we've reached that yet"

Lilith: "not sure if you guys are messing around or something, but i'm sure that 2016 hasn't even ended yet..."

Peter: "damn, you guys remember 2016...yeah all those drink bleach and kill yourself comments were so funny"

Richard: "jesus, are some of you that poor that you don't even know the year we're in...it's literally 2023 right now, what the hell is up with you all!?"

Primrose: "waitwaitwait...WHAT are you all talking about, how can it be...2023 or whatever, it is literally 1986...we didn't even reach the 2000s yet!"

Zero: "it's 2009..."

Chef PP: "oh get out of here...there's just no way!"

Teddy Bear: "all this year talk is making me fall asleep...could you all stop already!?"

Ellery: "since when did this turn into yearly talk!? i'm so hungry right now...!"

Anon: "meh...i can be at any year i want, it doesn't matter to me"

Tina: "umm...i thought it was 2015?"

Peter: "different versions of our show Tina, this is a big mindfuck yeah?"

Carrot: "um...i thought it was 201-"

Barbara: "GODDAMMIT STOP IT WITHS THIS YEAR BULLSHIT, I'M GETTING A HEADACHE!"

Rose: "i...don't understand anything"

Raymond: "Luc Man doesn't seem to be responding to the messages..."

Anon: "crap, he died i guess..."

Rose: "d-don't say that...i'm sure he's somewhere out there!"

Emma: "but where...?"

Chef PP: "he could be in one of different places...maybe the shack?"

Richard: "why would he even go there...i'm betting that he got killed or something!"

Teddy Bear: "i bet that triangle freak killed him and threw his body into the ocean!"

Tina: "oooh no, that'll ruin the ocean...we need to care for the environment more!"

Boes: "there's bigger things to worry about than this..."

Carrot: "w-we have to search for him!"

Lilith: "i'm getting a bad feeling about this..."

Ellery: "must we really...i'm so hungry, i can't even walk anymore...i'm dying~!"

Zero: "quit whining, we should really look for that guy...maybe he escaped without us or something"

Anon: "alright then, EVERYBODY SPREAD OUT AND SEARCH FOR HIM, TEAM A, YOU GO SOUTH, TEAM B, NORTH, TEAM C, YOU COME WITH ME, WE'LL FIND OUD FRIEND EVEN IF IT TAKES A MILLION YEARS!"

Primrose: "what...?"

Anon: "or something like that, i just wanted to join the dialogue script..."

Raymond: "everyone stay calm, we need to organize a small search party for Luc Man...we need t-"

Raymond stopped talking as soon as he started hearing faint music coming from nearby...

Primrose: "huh...do you guys hear that?"

Boes: "sure do...the wind is singing"

Tina: "GHOSTS!"

Peter: "bro..."

Emma: "i hear...music?"

Anon: "huh...so there he is?"

the sound of a harmonica being played was heard near the trees, it was getting closer by the second...

Chef PP: "i...kinda feel scared"

Barbara: "who the hells is playing that shitty music!?"

Carrot: "personally, i think it sounds nice..."

Primrose: "is that...?"

Richard: "who the fuck is it!?"

Raymond glared at the trees and was about to pull out his saber...until someone finally stepped out of the trees.

it was obviously Luc Man, who was seen playing with his harmonica...

he then opened his eyes and stopped playing, noticing that nearly everyone was gathered around. 

....

Luc Man: "oh, good morning friends"

Anon: "what's up?"

Raymond: "...where have you been?"

Carrot: "weren't you sleeping inside the cabin...?"

Luc Man: "ah...see, i actually left the cabin during the middle of the night"

Rose: "huh...but why?"

Teddy Bear: "he was preparing for for his murder plan!"

Luc Man: "haha, not quite so...i actually slept outside, somewhere near the big tree"

Ellery: "why...did the tree have some delicious berries, because I'd like to eat some right now actually"

Zero: "we thought you ran away or something..."

Tina: "why would you even sleep outside?"

Luc Man: "sleeping indoors has never felt right for me, I've grown rather fund of sleeping outside in the nature, the stars above tend to help me feel more at home...does anyone feel the same?"

Peter: "bruh, does it look like i want bugs crawling up my ass and biting me all over the place?"

Primrose: "yeah I don't like nature that much either..."

Luc Man: "i see.."

Raymond: "this was rather irrational behavior, you've concerned several people..."

Luc Man: "my apologies, i didn't realize it would be this much of a hassle..."

Carrot: "i suppose there's nothing wrong with what you've done...but it feels really unsafe to be sleeping outside, especially since you never know what could be hiding out there..."

Chef PP: "right...you could've been eaten by a bear or something!"

Teddy Bear: "HEY!"

Rose: "we're just glad to see that you're okay..."

Anon: "well i'm not..."

Lilith: "what...?"

Anon: "would've made for a better scene had we began searching for Luc Man instead of this stupid crap...how boring"

Peter: "buddy act like this is a serious story or something...wink wink"

Emma: "what are you winking at?"

Richard: "what a waste of time..."

Boes: "now that he's here, we're just missing that little shape...where is she?"

Ellery: "PLEASE don't tell me that we'll be searching for her...i can't handle this hunger anymore!"

Rose: "oh come on!"

Raymond: "i don't trust that creature...but we have important things to take care of first, fine...everybody into the cafeteria, Chef...i hear you're a expert in cooking?"

Chef PP: "shiii, well you won't be wrong!"

Anon: "oh uh..."

Primrose: "um...what's wrong?"

Anon: "nothing..."

Ellery: "FINALLY, we can eat!"

Teddy Bear: "i can't kill anyone without a full stomach..."

Tina: "as long as it's not meat, then it'll be fine...i'm a vegan!"

Peter: "nobody ASKED, besides you'd be eating cheeseburgers all the time!"

Tina: "I CAN HAVE A CHEAT DAY OKAY!?"

Peter: "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU PREACH ONLINE DAMN IT!"

Carrot: "c-calm down!"

Raymond: "enough of this foolishness...everybody get inside, I'll deal with everything after we eat"

after that, everybody slowly (not Ellery, he fast) made their way into the cafeteria...
-

later at the cafeteria...

Anon sat down quietly on one of tables, the place was kinda packed...

Ellery: "i'm hungry..."

Rose: "you keep saying that..."

Ellery: "it's true, can't you hear the painful cries coming from my stomach...it's horrifying!"

Zero: "you'd be crying a lot more if you don't shut up..."

Ellery: "threats will not silence my hunger, no it will not at all!..."

Teddy Bear: "maybe a knife in the throat would..."

Boes: "ouch..."

Lilith: "and you think that triangle girl is a freak?"

Teddy Bear: "there's nothing wrong when i threaten people, get it right!"

Emma: "um so...after we eat, why would we do?"

Raymond: "well, we're going to investigate the island once more"

Tina: "didn't we do that before...?"

Peter: "5 braincells has a point, why do we gotta waste our time doing that again..."

Richard: "i don't wanna do poor labor again, what do i look like!?"

Raymond: "i suppose you three don't wish to escape from this cursed island then?"

Luc Man: "surely they don't feel like that, do they now?"

Peter: "of course not, do you realize how many Ao3 story updates i'm currently missing out on...like holy SHIT, if you wanted to make someone go insane then just drop them here and keep reminding them about the fact that they might have gotten several Gmail notifications from ao3, chapter updates, comments on their works, ESPECIALLY the comments, I'd shoot myself in the head if people like AppleTheCreator, uhhh York, uh... Tohru_Adachi_Nosehairs and longlostyolecity commented on my shitty fangan and i wasn't there to respond to them thanking for their comments...and let's not forget about the others too...Jesus!"

......

Richard: "what in the fuck are you talking about...?"

Anon: "i feel you Peter...that's enough to make someone go insane"

Peter: "yeah, see someone gets it!"

Emma: "i'm so confused..."

Primrose: "me too...what's Ao3?"

Peter: "and of course let's not forget about Wanderingspirit, FUCK! WHY MONOKUMA, WHY DO THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW!?"

Barbara: "this kids goings bonkers!"

Lilith: "just...ignore him"

Tina: "yeah, he's insane..."

Peter: "HELL NO, SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Raymond: "calm down already!"

Carrot: "Peter please..."

Rose: "um...s-so how's everybody doing today?"

Boes: "doing swell"

Rose: "me too!"

Anon: "we're literally trapped in a island, how are you guys feeling swell as Goose put it?"

Zero: "as if you weren't acting all giddy about this..."

Anon: "oh yeah...forget what i said, haha!"

Teddy Bear: "idiot...i just wanna kill someone!"

Carrot: "why are you thinking about murdering people...?"

Teddy Bear: "i don't wish to be here, the heck you think bunny boy?"

Primrose: "well we can't just kill each other...i don't being here actually, i can gather so much information here!"

Lilith: "for what though...?"

Primrose: "it'll make for a groundbreaking discovery...i'm probably become the greatest scientist on earth then!"

Zero: "and you think people would believe some kid's notes about meeting talking animals and being stuck on an island?"

Primrose: "W-well...my mom is probably aware of my absence, that'll be the evidence for my claims, a-and i can take pictures too, i know this thing is advanced for that!"

Ellery: "Rose...I'm dying"

Rose: "stop it Ellery..."

Richard: "where the hell is that useless butler with my food...Chavez never takes this long to prepare my meal, what's wrong with the service in this place!?"

Emma: "he's literally cooking for 17 people without any sort of help, do you expect him to prepare breakfast that fast?"

Richard: "maybe we should whip him then, my dad does it Chavez all the time whenever he's being an old smelly fart...yeah anybody has a whip?"

Tina: "that's so racist...!"

Peter: "no no, bro has a great idea...everybody quickly, let's beat up the chef!"

Anon: "alright"

Teddy Bear: "i like the Idea!"

Carrot: "w-wait...you're not serious about this, right?"

Barbara: "of course we fucking ares, we're starvings heres!"

Ellery: "if using violence means getting my food faster...then i'm in!"

Rose: "Ellery sit down!"

Anon: "screw that, we're going to commit assault on someone...let's go guys!"

before Anon and the others could even leave their table, Raymond quickly stood up and slammed his fists on the table, the loud impact echoed throughout the cafeteria in result.

Raymond: "SIT, DOWN!"

the commander said with a fierce look, which made the others look at him in silence...

Lilith: "....great going you all"

Boes: "that was scary..."

Luc Man: "hmm..."

Peter: "damn...chill out dude, we were just planning to assault an adult...gosh"

Carrot: "do you not take anything seriously...this is not the time for joking around!"

Raymond: "the foolery in this place is getting out of hand, first it was that shape messing things up, then came your tardiness...and now THIS!?"

Anon: "yeah?"

Ellery: "i-i wasn't going to do anything..."

the chipmunk quickly his under the table as Rose face-palmed.

Teddy Bear: "we can do whatever we want!"

Barbara: "yeah, the hell are you trying to order us around for!?"

Lilith: "you guys were about to attack Chef PP...what did you expect?"

Tina: "Peter, you're so stupid all the time...you don't see me attacking people for no reason"

Peter: "YOU LITERALLY DOXXED SOMEONE WITH A DIFFERENT OPINION, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"

Tina: "there's a difference!"

Primrose: "you guys are acting like children...have some patience!"

Emma: "yeah..."

Zero: "i dunno, it's kinda funny seeing them get yelled at..."

Richard: "well you're not going to stop me from using my whip!"

Anon: "yeah...wait does anyone have one?"

Raymond: "i'm sick of this...someone needs to make sure those idiots won't do anything bad, i suggest that we pick a leader"

Carrot: "a leader...?"

Luc Man: "aren't you the leader already, Raymond?"

Raymond: "yes, but we need to make it official..."

Teddy Bear: "in that case...I'M NOW THE LEADER, ALL OF YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!"

Peter: "silly Teddy Bear, women can't be leaders!"

Emma: "excuse me...?"

Peter: "yeah, women can't lead...name one successful female leader, i'll wait!"

Lilith: "Queen Victoria?"

Emma: "Queen Elizabeth?"

Primrose: "and so much more, did you know that the internet wouldn't have been a thing if it wasn't for the help of a woman?"

Emma: "exactly, women can be much more than whatever you think they are...we need to be stop these sexist stereotypes, seriously!"

Peter: "...see you girls can't even name one!"

Rose: "but they-"

Peter: "not even one!"

Emma: "oh whatever you, you know what...if we're electing someone to be leader, then I'd like to break this stupid stereotype that women can't lead...so i'm joining in!"

Tina was seen gasping in awe at this...literally her eyes were about to pop out.

Barbara: "is she okay...?"

Peter: "Emma, you just dug your own grave...have fun"

Tina: "Y AS QUEEN, SPEAK LOUDER FOR THE MEN IN THE BACK, I'M TOTALLY IN YOUR SIDE GIRLFRIEND!"

Emma: "yeah!...wait what was-"

Anon: "hold on, since i'm the main character...I'd like to be voted as leader!"

Primrose: "um...is there even going to be an election?"

Carrot: "i'm not sure...Raymond?"

Raymond: "for God's sake...who's going to elect literal children to lead us throughout this?"

Anon: "uh...i'm actually ageless buddy"

Richard: "what?"

Lilith: "how does that even work?"

Anon: "i'm built different...anyways yeah vote for me and you'll survive...kinda, maybe, i dunno"

Luc Man: "that's reassuring..."

Tina: "BACK OFF, WE ONLY NEED A GIRL IN LEAD, EMMA FOR PRESIDENT, SHE'S LITERALLY A SLAYING QUEEN!"

Boes: "how exactly will we do this election?"

Ellery: "WHERE'S BREAKFAST FOR THORN'S BERRIES SAKE!?"

Rose: "c-calm down!"

"FOOD IS READY EVERYONE!"

Chef PP called out happily as he came out of kitchen with a tray...which radiated a strong smell.

Zero: "what...is that smell?"

Teddy Bear: "okay, who released gas...disgusting!"

Peter: "Tina!"

Tina: "WOMEN CAN'T DO THAT, SHUT UP!"

Lilith: "and here it comes..."

Chef PP: "ohhoho, you guys will love this!"

Anon then watched as Chef PP placed a plate full of...smudge in his table along with the others.

Anon: "uhhh...?"

Carrot: "what...is this?"

Richard: "did you just shit on the plates...where the hell is my filet mignon!?"

Emma: "can you not say stuff...GOD, what is this smell!?"

Chef PP: "smells good right?"

Barbara: "LIKE HELL IT DOES, this smells like literally fucking shit, what ins the hells were you cooking in the kitchen...?"

Chef PP: "HEY, i hope you realize I've been working my ass off for this breakfast, just because it looks and smells and doesn't that it'll taste like total crap...don't knock it till you try it!"

Raymond: "i am not eating this...it looks like mud!"

Carrot: "i-i...i don't know about this"

Boes: "well...food often looks funny, but the taste is usually good"

Chef PP: "see, he gets it!"

Zero: "yeah no..."

Teddy Bear: "i'm not eating this crap!"

Lilith: "me either...i already know what your cooking is like"

Peter: "if i wanted to eat diarrhea then I would've went to a public toilet...Jesus Lord Peeps!"

Anon: "i already have enough body problems so...yeah no thanks"

Chef PP: "now see you guys are being ungrateful...could you at least take a single bite, just ONE...i promise you that this would be the greatest thing you ever tasted in your life!"

Luc Man: "hmm...i actually ate while i was outside, so i'm not quite hungry as you all are"

Tina: "ummm....does this have meat?"

Chef PP: "um...i don't know, but i did put a bunch of vegetables!"

Primrose: "how do you not know what you put in it...?"

Richard: "i'm not eating this shit, LITERALLY, it looks like shit and smells like shit!"

Ellery: "hmmm...but it might secretly be the greatest thing someone could ever taste?"

Rose: "Ellery...i don't know if you should eat it"

Ellery: "I've been waiting for half of the day for this Rose, i don't care what this is...if it tastes good then i'll eat it!"

Boes: "it's worth trying at least"

Peter: "everybody pay F!"

Boes shrugged before picking up his fork to stab it into the thick smudge...it took a bit of struggle to even scoop some of the smudge up, it almost felt like it was glued into the plate or something...but the OX eventually managed to get some on the fork.

everybody watched in disgust as Boes calmly brought the fork into his mouth...

and as soon as the flavor hit his tastebuds...the Ox's eyes widened before his face turned green and he ended up throwing up next to Primrose.

Primrose: "EWWWW!"

Rose: "oh gosh...!"

Lilith: "i knew it..."

Barbara: "holy shits, that cow is nearly dying overs theres!"

Chef PP: "IT'S NOT THAT BAD, COME ON!"

Anon watched Boes eventually stopped vomiting, the Ox groaned and wiped his own mouth with tearful eyes.

Anon: "sheesh...you okay buddy?"

Boes tried to say something before he eventually hunched down again to throw up even more.

Carrot: "WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE FOOD!?"

Richard: "poison!?"

Chef PP: "IT'S NOT POISON...i just put in chicken...umm vegetables, maybe some orange juices, like...two cans of sardine and mustard, oh and lots of vinegar!"

Raymond: "....DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK!?"

Chef PP: "OF COURSE I DO, THIS WAS ONE OF MY WORLD'S FAMOUS RECIPES!"

Zero: "yeah, a famous recipe that assassins use..."

Teddy Bear: "screw this!"

Teddy Bear growled before throwing her plate onto the ground...and everybody nearly gagged when they saw the smudge suddenly moving as if it was alive.

Tina: "EEEK, WHY IS IT MOVING!?"

Emma: "what did you even do to it...!?"

Luc Man: "um...it reminds me of something that the good old scientist would make, except more chaotic..."

Peter: "this man is trying to kill us already...sheeesh!"

Rose: "Ellery...don't eat-"

Rose stopped speaking as soon as she saw Ellery stuffing his face in the plate and just gobbling the smudge without realizing what even happened.

Anon: "too late..."

Rose: "ELLERY STOP!"

Ellery: "huh...?"

the chipmunk stopped eating like a pig before suddenly his stomach started growling...

Carrot: "are you...okay?"

Ellery: "....i think i need to use the bathroom...o-oh dear!"

Ellery then quickly got up and ran out of the cafeteria.

Chef PP: "SERIOUSLY...ALL OF YOU ARE JUST EXAGGERATING OVER NOTHING!"

Richard: "YOU TRIED TO KILL US WITH THIS DIARRHEA RECIPE, SHUT UP!"

Primrose: "i think...i'm not hungry anymore"

Emma: "me too..."

Raymond: "this is getting out of control..."

Monokuma: "and it's so funny!"

everybody quickly turned their attention to Monokuma then, who was seen standing on a different table while giggling.

Carrot: "you...?"

Anon: "oh, hey Monokuma"

Lilith: "why are you greeting him...?"

Monokuma: "now that's harsh Lilith, you act like as if we don't know each other!"

Lilith: "i literally don't remember you that much..."

Monokuma: "ouchie...i'm soooo hurt!...Phuhuhuhu~!"

Zero: "what the heck do you want..."

Monokuma: "well firstly, the heck happened to the bull?"

Barbara: "blame that Chef Penis guys, he poisoned our foods!"

Chef PP: "I DID NOT, YOUR STOMACH JUST CANNOT HANDLE THE GREATNESS OF MY FOOD!"

Peter: "greatness...yeah okay buddy"

Primrose: "so...what do you want from us?"

Rose: "are going to send us back home...please?"

Monokuma: "that's exactly why i'm here Rose!"

Emma: "oh...really!?"

Monokuma: "LIKE HELL I AM, THE FRICK DO YOU THINK!?"

Raymond: "of course not...then why are you here, speak already...your presence is angering me"

Monokuma: "Phuhuhuhu~ as if i didn't hear that before!...well i actually didn't, but i definitely know people were never happy to see me...oh well!"

Teddy Bear: "what do you want, are you going to kill us or something?"

Anon: "why would he do that...that would make the story boring"

Tina: "what story...oh you mean my Instagram one?"

Peter: "he didn't even mention...no wait, let me just save my braincells for today..."

Monokuma: "anyways, i came here to tell you bozos to meet me at the meeting place, we'll be doing a lot of fun activities together!"

Luc Man: "and what if we don't show up?"

Monokuma: "oh you will show up, unless you want me to execute you...remember to obey the cute wittle bear guys...and clean this mess up, do you realize how expensive this place was to buy...sheesh!"

Carrot: "wait, but why are you doing this to us...just let us go back to-"

Monokuma: "EEEEH, sorry, i don't listen to beta cucks that can't even take a piss while standing straight...anyways hope to see you lovely people in there...bye bye!"

Monokuma then spun out of existence...

Carrot: "..."

Peter: "not gonna lie, he's not wrong..."

Rose: "that's...rude"

Lilith: "yeah, but i doubt they care much.."

Raymond: "don't listen to their words Carrot, since this...breakfast has been ruined, i suppose we should see what the bear has to show us"

Anon: "it's not like we have any other choice..."

Chef PP: "but...aren't you guys going to finish your food?"

Richard: "fuck no"

Chef PP then frowned deeply as everyone quickly left their tables and walked away...also Carrot and Luc Man had to drag Boes away too.
-

later at the meeting place...

everyone was now at the meeting place, some of them sat down on the chairs while the others stood still.

Boes and Ellery were seen looking sick in the face as the two sat down on chairs...

Luc Man: "are you both feeling better?"

Boes: "ugh...feels like someone dumped lava down my throat..."

Rose: "i told you to not eat that stuff Ellery..."

Ellery: "rgh...i think...i won't eat anything ever again....okay maybe except for sweet biscuits...and cakes, and sweets, and berries an-ughhhh..."

Emma: "maybe you should stop speaking?"

Richard: "yeah shut the hell up, i'm trying to understand what's going on"

Zero: "as if you'd understand anything other than money..."

Richard: "and who asked for your opinion bitch?"

Zero: "say that again...i dare you"

Richard: "um....n-nevermind"

Raymond was seen standing near the stage holding his chin in thought.

and then he noticed Sir Carrot standing s bit far away from the others, somewhere in the corner of the building...seems like they were a bit upset with something.

"hmm..." the commander hummed in thought making his way towards the knight.
-

Carrot was seen staring at his open palm.

he held a locket, an item that meant a lot to him.

he closed his palm, gripping onto the locket strongly and yet so gentle at the same time.

closing his eyes, Carrot started to forget all about this situation and instead focus on his own thoughts...

my princess...

can you hear me...?

i'm somewhere strange...

do you know where...?

....

....

....

can you hear me...

....

please be okay...

he waited for a bit, his hold becoming stronger onto the locket as he desperately waited for a response...but he never got one.

"Sir Carrot"

Sir Carrot gasped and his eyes shot open before he saw Raymond looking at him with that same stern expression.

Raymond then noticed something on his hand, which made him a bit curious.

Raymond: "are you holding something?"

Carrot: "o-oh...it's...it's..."

Raymond: "it's fine...hopefully it isn't something that concern us all"

Carrot: "no...no, it's just a....gift, from someone that i know, that is all"

Raymond: "i see...everybody has something that they hold close to their heart, don't they?"

Carrot: "i suppose you're right...do you have one?"

Raymond: "...i wouldn't say so, there's nobody that i'm really close to"

Carrot: "i...see"

Raymond: "don't feel bad for me, being an army commander means sacrificing a lot of things...even when it comes to spending a lot of time with your own family"

Carrot: "surely...surely you do make some time for family, right?"

Raymond: "i can't"

Carrot: "huh...why not"

Raymond: "...it's not possible nowadays, especially when they're...no longer home"

Carrot looked at Raymond for a moment, not able to detect any sort of expression under that stoic look...until he finally realized.

Carrot: "o-oh...oh god, i'm sorry Raymond...i didn't know that..."

Raymond: "it's okay...but i can't help but blame myself sometimes"

Carrot: "...why?"

Raymond: "i suppose it's regret, not having the time to spend time with family...knowing that they're not here no more, makes me feel a little guilty...I've considered my position in the army more important than those that shared the same blood as me, i could only blame myself nowadays for this..pit of guilt"

Raymond hung his head down and turned his back on Sir Carrot, who could only give the commander to a empathetic look...

....

Carrot: "please, Raymond"

Raymond felt a hand on his shoulder then.

Carrot: "don't blame yourself...even though you may have not spent that much time with your family, i'm sure they were proud of the man you've become...risking your life to protect your country is a true sign of bravery, i must say...that i find that really admirable"

Raymond: "...i'm touched by your kind words, thank you..."

Carrot: "...and besides, i'm probably not as brave as you Raymond, what Monokuma said back there...those words may be harsh, but they didn't lack truth in them...i suppose i'm truly a lowly being, I've been a coward before, and i...suppose i'm still one"

Raymond: "...not quite true"

Raymond turned back to the knight, his hand now resting on their shoulder as the former gave him a stern look.

Raymond: "you have mentioned to me before that you're a knight that serves the royalty of the...Doughnut Kingdom, only those whom are truly strong and brave deserve the title of a knight"

Carrot: "i appreciate your kindness...however i'm neither of those"

Raymond: "don't think that way, I've seen your potential...the way you've saved Rose was truly heroic, i sense just how much you care for the innocent and would do everything to protect them..."

Carrot: "b-but of course, i couldn't just let her get hurt...however-"

Raymond: "Carrot, you're strong...i believe we'd be needing you more than ever in this place, would you protect us if the time comes?"

Carrot looked at Raymond for a moment, little taken back by the request..

Raymond is asking for him to protect everyone?

could he really be able to do that...

....

....

Carrot: "i will, it is my duty as knight to protect those who are in danger...but i don't know if i could do it"

Raymond: "don't be afraid, it is also in my occupation to protect the people...you and i are alike in a way, we both look out for the others...i think we'd do a great job working together, it is better to work together than alone, isn't that right?"

Carrot: "you're right...thank you Raymond, i feel a little better right now..."

Raymond: "i'm glad...if i may make another request if you don't mind?"

Carrot: "huh...what is it?"

Raymond: "i'm quite interested in your fighting abilities...would you care to have a fencing match with me whenever we have time?"

Carrot: "w-what...but...i"

Raymond: "hah...i have you know that people considered me one of the most skilled fighter back in San Tasco, i do hope you won't take me lightly now?"

Carrot: "o-of course not, it's just...so sudden"

Raymond: "i understand...i hope you consider the offer, but let's focus on the importance for now"

Raymond began to look around before suddenly the door opened, and there came Triangle...

Raymond: "like for example...i'll be back with you in a minute"

Carrot watched as Raymond quickly walked off towards Triangle...

that was certainly an interesting talk...
-

Triangle stood by as she watched everyone without much interest...until a long shadow casted over her.

she looked up to see Raymond towering over her with a glare.

Triangle: "ah, you..."

Raymond: "and where exactly did you run off to?"

Triangle: "personal business, i guess..."

Raymond: "you better have heard my warning before...don't do anything that you'd regret"

Triangle: "hehe...i have no regrets"

Raymond growled and was about to say something else before suddenly...

Monokuma: "okay everybody, pay attention to the stage now!"

each one looked at the stage then, everybody wore a different expression as they looked at the bear...

Chef PP: "oh great...it's him"

Monokuma: "you know something peeps, you should be glad that your disgusting food didn't end up murdering two people...i would've had you executed then"

Chef PP: "u-uh..."

Anon: "yeah, it's a miracle that Goose and Ellery survived, seriously...what were you thinking?"

Barbara: "fucking professionals chef my ass..."

Ellery: "absolutely terrible!"

Chef PP: "OKAY, you don't have to say all of that!"

Luc Man: "exactly, let's give our friend a break"

Chef PP: "thank you!"

Luc Man: "but yes, it was completely horrible"

Chef PP: "nevermind..."

Primrose: "why did you bring us here...?"

Emma: "yeah, just talk already!"

Tina: "obey the future president!"

Emma: "that's a little exaggerating...but i think i like it"

Peter: "yeah for now..."

Lilith: "so...?"

Monokuma: "well, this little ol place is going to be used a lot believe it or not, in fact...it is the perfect place for our daily Monoactvities!"

Carrot: "Mono...Activities?"

Richard: "that's stupid..."

Zero: "for once, i agree with him..."

Anon: "sheesh, you know the name is trash in that way..."

Monokuma: "JESUS, why are kids so gosh dang harsh nowadays...do kindness not exist anymore!?"

Lilith: "the name is really bad, what do you expect..."

Monokuma: "your efforts during the finale of TCB were bad, how about that?"

Lilith: "don't even remind me..."

Boes: "so what exactly is Monoactivites?"

Teddy Bear: "something stupid..."

Triangle: "or cruel...hehe"

Teddy Bear: "and when did this freak come here!?"

Rose: "i didn't see her..."

Anon: "she was lucky to have not seen what happened inside the cafeteria..."

Monokuma: "speaking of what, you all better clean that up...seriously!"

Raymond: "forget about that, what exactly do you purpose with this...Monoactivites business?"

Monokuma: "aw right, every new day from now on, each of you will be required to come here after eating breakfast, to participate in the many and fun Monoactivities, we'll get to do lots of activities and have fun!"

Triangle: "....uninterested"

Monokuma: "wha...YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'LL BE LIKE!"

Peter: "sounds trash still...actually it sounds extremely doodoo like"

Richard: "i'm not going to waste my precious time doing dumb activities with these poor people!"

Primrose: "YEAH, i rather do math problems than do whatever you'd want!"

Tina: "exactly, us women are free to do whatever we want!"

Barbara: "damns skippy!"

Zero: "screw your stupid Mono-whatever...can we leave or what?"

Monokuma: "...like hell you will!"

the bear clapped twice before suddenly a bunch of weapons came out of the walls and pointed themselves at the group.

Emma: "a-ahh...!"

Lilith: "that's...not fair"

Peter: "well Tina?"

Tina: "ummmm...."

Luc Man: "again...?"

Monokuma: "you bozos aren't going to refuse my orders, I've worked so hard on preparing this stupid thing...so you WILL do the activities i provide you and you WILL enjoy it, otherwise i'll turn all of ya into swiss cheese, GOT IT!?"

Triangle: "i don't fear this...shoot already, it'll only make me feel bored than anything else"

Teddy Bear: "grrr...i eat bullets for breakfast!"

Rose: "friends...maybe we should listen to him?"

Ellery: "activities...yes, i love doing activities, it is my favorite thing in the world...j-just don't hurt us...with whatever these things are"

Carrot: "Monokuma...cease this madness, don't you see the error of your ways?"

Monokuma: "error? as soon as i pulled these bad boys out everybody started quivering in fear, how's that an error in anyway...Phuhuhu~!"

Raymond: "damn you...villainous scum!"

Boes: "n-now now...let us all settle down"

Primrose: "i-i agree..."

Anon: "meh...pull the trigger chief"

Chef PP: "DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, JUST PUT AWAY THE GUNS AND WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!"

Richard: "ugh, coward..."

Triangle: "says the one that's shaking in his own shoes...what ultimate title did you have again?"

Richard: "i'm not scared, my knees are just cold..."

Barbara: "now listens here bear, hows about we make a deal...i'll let yous hit this and you give mes that golden tickets already, alright?"

Monokuma: "BLAUGH! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SICK!?...i mean, i'm already sick in the head but even i have my own limits!"

Rose: "j-jusy stop pointing those things at us...we'll...we'll do whatever you want"

Monokuma: "hmmm...alrighty then!"

Monokuma clapped his hands again which made the weapons retrieve back to their hiding spots.

everybody seemed more relaxed now...

Peter: "sooo...what do you want us do now?"

Monokuma: "Phuhuhuhu~ for the first Monoactivity...."

the bear then slapped...his fingers(?) and suddenly a disco ball came out of the ceiling and familiar music started playing.

Monokuma: "EVERYBODY MUST DO THE WHIP AND NAE NAE!"

Lilith: "you...CAN'T be serious...!?"

Teddy Bear: "the heck is a nae nae?"

Tina: "it's a cool dance!"

Lilith: "NO IT'S NOT, why is this even being brought up again!?"

Emma: "this is so old..."

Primrose: "i don't get it...what are we supposed to do?"

Monokuma: "everybody must whip and nae nae for an hour straight, it's good for building strong muscles...anybody that stops dancing will be EXECUTED, do you understand...now watch me whip!"

some of them had a baffled look as Monokuma started to whip and nae nae in the stage...

Anon: "why not?"

Peter: "i'll join too!"

Raymond: "uh...."

Boes: "seems fun..."

Lilith watched in disbelief as Peter, Anon, Boes, started copying Monokuma's dance then...

Lilith: "am i the only one that's in total disbelief...?"

Luc Man: "i don't know, but this is interesting...am i doing it right?"

Tina: "no, you gotta do it like this!"

Emma: "even he's doing it..."

Triangle: "i don't like this..."

Zero: "this is really STUPID..."

Richard: "shut up, do you want us to get shot or what...?"

Teddy Bear: "you're not even doing it right, you're just flopping around!"

Richard: "i'm a fucking puppet, what do you expect!?"

Chef PP: "oh god...this is literal HELL!"

Barbara: "not fors me, I've used to be a striper ins my youth...watch momma bust a moves!"

Ellery: "must we really...!"

Monokuma: "DANCE ALREADY!"

Ellery: "r-right away!"

Rose: "oh gosh..."

Raymond watched as nearly everybody started doing that stupid dance while the music blasted through the room loudly...

Carrot: "R-Raymond..."

the commander turned his head to see that Carrot was doing the dance awkwardly...

Carrot: "you must...do it, there's no other choice"

Raymond's lips quivered in embarrassment before he eventually gave in...and started to do the nae nae with a defeated look...

it was a horrifying experience for some of the others...and to do the dance for an hour?...WHY!?
-

an hour later....

everybody was now dancing slowly, their bones ached and they were sweating intensely.

Primrose: "uhhh....my body hurts"

Ellery: "i cannot take this anymore...p-please someone stop this madness!"

Lilith: "i...hate this"

Emma: "i don't think i can keep going on..."

Luc Man: "just a little bit..."

Raymond: "i have never felt such...disrespect in my life until now"

Triangle: "uh...this was annoying, but at least it was a little bit tormenting..."

Zero: "a LITTLE BIT...?"

Chef PP: "i can't feel my arms..."

Barbara: "i thinks i'm gonnas pass out..."

Tina: "my...sides hurt..."

Peter: "damn, you good Anon...?"

Anon was seen hyperventilating...A LOT, his face was completely sweaty and his shirt was drenched by this point.

Carrot: "Anon...are you alright"

Anon: "c-can't....breathe....!"

Rose: "o-oh no..."

Emma: "h-how...can a dance...make you this...exhausted?"

Primrose: "p-please...Monokuma...no more..."

Monokuma: "watch me whip...watch m-...huh?"

the bear stopped dancing once he noticed the look on Anon's face....

Monokuma: "....awww fine, you can all stop now!"

and as soon as that was said, everybody immediately dropped down to their knees.

Zero: "f-finally..."

Ellery: "owww....hungry...."

Boes: "golly...i know doing exercise is good for the health, but...i never wish to do this one"

Anon held the ground as sweat dropped from his face...he started to cough loudly then.

Carrot: "oh goodness...are you alright Anon?"

Triangle: "hmm...he's dying?"

Primrose: "n-no way...dying from a heat stroke is...not that rare but still!"

Richard: "i guess it must be the side effects from being poor..."

Lilith: "i'm really getting sick of you now..."

Chef PP: "damn it...what happened to Barbara?"

the puppet was seen lying on the ground without moving...

Teddy Bear: "YES, FIRST DEATH!"

Barbara: "....ughhhhh"

"....false alarm" Teddy Bear deadpanned before dropping her head back to the ground.

Anon: "can't...b-breath...n-need...water...!"

he then suddenly collapsed into the ground, alerting some of the others.

Raymond: "damn...someone get him out of here!"

Monokuma: "Phuhuhuhu~ oops...did i do this?"

Peter: "oh you silly goose, look what you've done!"

Tina: "s-stop messing around...oh my gosh, he's dead!"

Primrose: "w-what...!?"

Rose: "that...can't be!"

Monokuma: "of course he's not dead, but he'll be in the next few minutes if nobody takes care of him...oh well, i gotta go now...make sure you tune up for the next activity tomorrow!"

Monokuma then quickly disappeared, the others then surrounded Anon...

his vision was dizzy and blurry, the voices were not clear...but he was sure that everybody was freaking out.

....

same old story...

Anon groaned before finally passing out.
-

sometime later....

Anon's eyes slowly started to open up then...

it didn't take him long to understand that he was brought back to his room...

huh...well i'm not dead..hurray i guess?

he thought without much enthusiasm...he wondered where everyone left to?

did they just leave him in his room...well that's not unfamiliar to him.

Anon suddenly got up from the bed and saw his Monopad on the counter.

after thinking for a bit, he decided to check on the Monochat, perhaps there was something of interest in there?

he turned on the device, tapped on the app that lead him to the main chat then, he did saw a bunch of messages from the others...some of them talked about his sudden collapse, but the conversation eventually took a different direction, mainly about the so called election that Raymond purposed...and also Peter kept mocking Emma's big head...?

Anon shrugged before deciding to send in a random message.

-

sometime after the text conversation ended...

most of the group stood inside the meeting place...

Raymond: "now that everyone is here, we can start-"

Boes: "Anon isn't here"

Primrose: "he must be resting in his room still...though i'm still confused as to what he mean by commuting a funny"

Peter: "he seriously tried to rizz Triangle...bruuuh" 

Triangle: "stupidity never dies..."

Teddy Bear: "so are we here to settle the election...great, so everyone voted for me!"

Zero: "not even close!"

Tina: "the only one that deserves to be leader is Emma!"

Emma: "yeah, it is time for to show people like Peter that women can be great leaders!"

Tina: "yass queen!

Barbara: "yeahs yous do that sweetheart"

Lilith: "seriously...this is just stupid"

Richard: "the only stupid thing in here is not voting for me!"

Carrot: "so how will you settle this, Raymond?"

Chef PP: "everything is already settled with, i'm clearly the best fit!"

Luc Man: "if you can't cook then how can you lead a group of strangers?"

Chef PP: "i can cook, just stop changing topics!"

Lilith: "you know...i remember that you hated cooking for us back at that weird competition, so i don't understand why you'd like to be in charge of multiple people, you do realize how much effort it takes to be a leader, right?"

Chef PP opened his mouth to say something...but then held his chin in thought.

Lilith: "...you don't want to be leader now, do you?"

Chef PP: "...look just get off my back already, GOD!"

Primrose: "okay so...who's trying to be our leader?"

Raymond, Emma and Richard raised their hand.

Teddy Bear tried to raise her hand...

Triangle: "nobody wants someone with anger issues to guide them, so stay down"

Rose: "i...agree with her"

Boes: "if you ran for president, then you won't be seeing my vote...sorry"

Teddy Bear: "grrrr...FINE, i'll just focus on my murder plan...jerks"

Luc Man: "so then, now that the three of-"

"hello everyone, Anon here!"

Carrot: "oh there you are, where did you....?"

Zero: "what..the heck?"

Anon: "why are you guys looking at me like that?"

Ellery: "am i dreaming or is Chef PP's food giving me side effects?"

Peter: "haha, what the hell?"

Richard: "who the fuck is that!?"

everybody stared at Anon in disbelief.. 

for some unknown reason, instead of the human body that Anon had...he was now a literal question mark with features much like Triangle and Teddy Bear...

he was just a grayish question mark...the dot below him was orange though.

Anon: "oh, i see you guys are in awe with my new look...yeah i. look hot, thanks"

Lilith: "i...i give up, nothing makes sense in my life anymore"

Primrose: "i...i'm lost...?"

Raymond: "what in the hell is going on...who are you?"

Anon: "it's me, Anon"

Emma: "what...happened to you?"

Carrot: "did something bad happen...what is going on here!?"

Boes: "i. must be losing my mind...now how did you go from a hairless gorilla to this?"

Anon: "i guess you can say that i come in all different shapes or something"

Luc Man: "interesting..."

Teddy Bear: "ah whatever..."

Barbara: "i probably dranks ttoo muchs or something...probably not enough thoughs"

Tina: "now he can date her, that's perfect!"

Triangle: "hmm..."

Anon: "well Triangle, don't i look hotter now or what, you may start feeling the crush-on-the-protagnonist effect now"

Triangle: "you're hideous..."

Anon: "seriously...i guess this must be a tsundere route or something, that's alright i guess"

Chef PP: "what the fuck is going on...?"

Richard: "look i don't care...can we get this over with or what!?"

Boes: "um...how are we going to settle this between the three?"

Raymond: "okay...we'll have a political debate, you all will ask us questions that we'll answer, this will help you all see which one of us has the best approach depending on the question...in the end, everybody will vote for the person that they trust the most to become leader"

Ellery: "sounds simple!"

Peter: "so are we going to ignore Anon's sudden transformation?"

Luc Man: "for the sake of getting this over, it is probably the wisest idea for now"

Emma: "well...let's start then"

-

later on...

Raymond stood on the stage with Emma and Richard, while the others were sitting down.

Luc Man: "let us begin...Raymond may speak first, then Emma and finally Richard, okay?"

Richard: "fine...what's the first question?"

Zero: "okay then, what's the point of having a leader, and why shouldn't it be one of you?"

Raymond: "having someone to guide a group of people makes things more organized and easier to deal with, if you all elect me as leader then I'd be promise you all safety and the chance to go back to your original homes, i have everything planned out already, including a very important schedule that will benefit us all"

some of the others then muttered amongst each other for a bit...until it was Emma's turn to speak.

Emma: "uh...well having a leader around is always the best thing for situations like this, if you guys choose me as leader then I'll make sure to look after each one of you with extreme care, everybody's needs will be fulfilled and we'd probably go back home faster than we expect, i have an idea to make that happen...but obviously i need your support first...and yeah that's about it for my answer"

Tina: "YES, TALK QUEEN, WOOO!"

Peter: "Tina shut the fuck up..."

the group muttered to each other again but it wasn't as long as before...

Richard: "okay first of all, that question is fucking stupid as hell, why WOULDN'T you need a leader to help your clueless ass in this weird island? if you guys voted me as leader, which you should by the way, then i will literally save you, you'll look at me like I'm fucking Jesus christ or something, i'll call Chavez to pick us up with my private helicopter or something...point is, vote me and you're saved, vote for them, you're fucked...think wisely ladies and gentlemen"

most of the others only stared at Richard with either annoyance or indifference...

Anon: "wow, talk about overconfidence..."

Rose: "um...how exactly would you keep us safe in here?"

Raymond: "if i was elected as leader, I'd be sure to ensure everybody's safety with my own strategies that I've learned from my years as a commander, there will be a tight schedule that would make sure everybody ends up meeting each other in one place at the same time, this way we'd make sure that nobody will be up to anything suspicious, not only that but I'd also make sure to lock away any sort of dangerous object in the area, some places will be strictly off limits as well, this will limit the possibilities of any murder attempts or so on"

after a bit of muttering in the group...it was time for Emma to answer.

Emma: "u-uh...well...i-"

Tina: "YOU GOT THIS QUEEN, SHOW THEM YOUR FEMININE POWER!" 

Emma: "uh yeah...so, the way that I'd make sure everyone would be safe is by...taking extra precautions, and that...everybody should stick together, this way nobody would really be able to do anything bad behind our backs...and i guess nobody should be allowed to wander off alone in the nighttime, since you know...Monokuma could be out there"

after that little speech, the others muttered to each other again...

Richard: "how would i make sure that you all would be safe...simple, i'm here, there's literally nothing to fear as long as the ultimate badass is here by your side, if Monokuma comes threatening us again, I would literally smack him with my money, i can literally beat anyone that harms my friends with only my pinky toe...you better nor mess with me or else!

nobody said anything much...seriously, what would they even need to say?

Lilith could only face-palm at the stupidity...

Barbara: "this is fuckings stupids...how do i change the channels?"

Luc Man: "it is rather silly, yes...but I've seen more silly things than this"

Ellery: me next, sooo...how exactly would you help us to get back to our home?"

Raymond: "obviously, as long as everyone listens to my orders, the process of going back to our own home wouldn't take long, we could build a secret boat to use for our escape, or perhaps even my own men from the army would come looking for me, of course I'd give everyone a personal lift then, there's many ways for us to escape that don't include the idea of murder, of course we must look after ourselves while still proceeding with our escape plan...all of that, I'd be able to handle easily"

the others muttered to each other as before while nodding a little...

at this point, Emma was looking really nervous...

Teddy Bear: "well, what's your answer big head??"

Tina: "tell them queen!"

Emma: "um...well i kinda...think my answer somewhat the same as Raymond's?"

Peter: "you have a army too?"

Emma: "well no but-"

 Chef PP: "oh my god this is STUPID, can we just elect Raymond as leader?"

Tina: "NO, GIVE HER A CHANCE AT LEAST!"

Carrot: "to be honest...i don't think Emma is able to keep it up"

Emma: "yeeeah....okay maybe i wouldn't be a good leader as i thought"

Richard: "well i still haven't said anything!"

Barbara: "oh for fuck sakes...NOBODY CARES, JUST ELECTS THAT STUPID TALL GUY AS PRESIDENT OF ENGLANDS ALREADY OR WHATEVER!"

Anon: "i'm getting bored standing around here...hey Triangle let's leave together"

Triangle: "no thanks"

Anon: "aww..."

Richard: "THIS ISN'T FAIR, I HAVEN'T EVEN-"

Zero: "oh shut up...you lost, accept it already"

Tina: "NOOOO EMMA!"

Emma: "meh, it's find i guess..."

Peter: "classical woman moment.."

Primrose: "that's not necessary..so um...Raymond is now the leader?"

Luc Man: "apparently so..."

Chef PP: "about time..."

Carrot: "well alright then, j suppose the leader is-"

Richard: "OH HELL NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS, I STILL HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING AND YOU GUYS ALREADY DECIDED THAT THIS TALL FUCK WOULD BE OUR LEADER!?"

Lilith: "he's quite possibly the only option we have, besides i really don't think you'd do anything useful as a leader..."

Primrose: "yeah you'll probably brag about your money still... no thanks"

Richard: "SHUT UP NERDS, WE'RE NOT GOING TO END THIS POLITICAL DEBATE JUST BECAUSE THAT GIRL WITH THE BIG FOREHEAD CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!"

Tina: "SHUT UP, SHE'S LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL, I WOULD BE HONORED TO TOUCH HER FOREVER IF SHE LETS ME!"

Emma: "please don't let this conversation become all about my head.."

Raymond: "stay aside Richard, i have already won this election...wasting further time would be pointless"

Carrot: "right....can't we come to an agreement just this once?"

Richard: "HELL NO!"

Peter: "man i don't wanna listen to some old guy, i'm. still voting for puppet boy over there"

Triangle: "i will vote for him too, but only because it is obvious that he'd do more damage than good as a leader...hehe"

Anon: "i'm going to vote for Richard too, for Triangle...actually mainly for the plot too but you know"

Teddy Bear: "and i don't like this army guy, so I'm going to vote for someone else to tick him off!"

Rose: "you've gotta be joking...do we really need to do this?"

Ellery: "for once i agree with Rose here, this all seems like a waste of energy and-"

Richard: "YOU CAN EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT IF YOU VOTE FOR ME!"

Ellery: "in that case...I'M ON YOUR SIDE!"

Chef PP: "oh my god...what is wrong with you all?"

Zero: "you guys are making a mistake..."

Richard: "well it looks half of the people in here want me as leader, so you back off Ramon!"

Primrose: "that's not even half!"

Raymond: "i'm. tired of this stupidity, we are not discussing this any further!"

Tina: "we should take their side Emma!"

Emma: "w-what?"

Tina: "you can't be on the side of the MAN that beat you...WE NEED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON!"

Boes: "is that really necessary?"

Lilith: "no, not at all...but does anyone stop to think for a moment in this place?"

Carrot: "apparently not..." 

Richard: "and now i have two more people on my side!"

Emma: "i didn't say-"

Richard: "yeah whatever shut up, so what are you going to do now?"

Raymond growled angrily at the puppet as he was THIS close to just lashing out at them...until someone in the group clapped their hands to get their attention.

Luc Man: "excuse me friends, i see that this decision is getting rather intense...but i believe i have a idea to settle things officially"

Barbara: "are wes gonnas fight each other to deaths or sumthin'?"

Teddy Bear: "YES, i like the idea!"

Anon: "alright, last one standing wins the election!" 

Carrot: "obviously this isn't the idea he's trying to suggest...what is it Luc Man?"

Luc Man: "well...anybody has rope?"

-

somewhere outside...

Zero: "so what exactly are we doing here?

she asked while looking down at the sand and seeing a long rope that had a red ribbon tied to its middle.

Peter: "oh cool we're going to kill ourselves, what a perfect end to this fangan...oh shit, is this how the author expresses his disappointment in failing art?"

Anon: "it's not that deep, at least everyone knows that i'm literally a question mark now"

Emma: "yeah i still don't understand how exactly..."

Raymond: "moving on, why have you brought this rope for, Luc Man?"

Luc Man: "you see, in my village and culture, there's a special way for us to settle on a split decision, that being this fun little system...there are people in here that want you to be leader, and there are the others that want Richard to be the one who leads..."

Lilith: "wait, are we going to play tug of war or something?"

Luc Man: "basically, those who wish for Richard to become leader, take a side please"

Richard: "i'm going to take the side, because it is literally right to vote for me...so come on everybody!"

Richard, Anon, Peter, Teddy Bear, Ellery, Triangle, and Tina who dragged Emma with her, then stood on the side that Richard was at.

Raymond: "tch, you all would be wise to take my side..."

the commander then went to the other side, before Lilith joined him along with Rose, Primrose, Barbara, Chef PP, Boes, Carrot and Zero.

Carrot: "so i assume that the team who manages to get the ribbon to their side wins?"

Luc Man: "exactly, i will be the referee, just to make sure things go smoothly"

Richard: "oh we're going to WIN!"

Zero: "yeah right..."

Ellery: "Rose, i'm disappointed in you...i see that my hunger means nothing to you?"

Rose: "let's try not to hurt each other Ellery..."

Tina: "we're totally winning, right Emma?"

Emma: "i...don't even know why i'm being dragged to this"

Anon: "alright, hold on tight everybody, my plot armor should kick in soon!"

Teddy Bear: "the heck are you talking about?"

Luc Man: "alright friends, make sure you hold the rope as tight as you can"

Richard and his followers then quickly held the rope.

Raymond and his own team did the same then.

the commander and the puppet glared at each other from across...everybody was seemingly ready at this point.

Luc Man: "...begin"

the teams then started to pull on the rope, trying to do their best and it the ribbon to their own side.

Primrose: "grrr..t-this hurts a little!"

Barbara: "everybodys keeps pushing!"

Primrose: "i-it's actually pulling, n-"

Chef PP: "JUST KEEP PULLING DAMN IT!"

Richard: "UGH, YOU POOR PEOPLE WON'T WIN!"

Peter: "wouldn't that include us or something?"

Emma: "yeah since you see everyone as poor..."

Richard: "JUST KEEP PULLING!"

Ellery: "WE MUST WIN FOR MY SAKE, PLEASE EVERYBODY!"

Anon was seen pulling with his might, but due to the fact that he decreased in size a little earlier ago...it kinda made things a little more difficult.

Anon: "out of all the bodies...keep pulling on Triangle!"

Teddy Bear: "SHE'S NOT EVEN PULLING!"

Anon raised his eyebrow before looking behind to see that Triangle wasn't even holding the rope, but instead looked off into a different direction.

Anon: "Triangle...your love interest requires help!"

Triangle: "aren't you strong enough to do this...but then again if you passed out from just dancing then...i really see no point doing your best to win"

Tina: "DON'T LET GO, WE HAVE TO WIN!" 

Teddy Bear: "EVERYBODY PULL HARDER, YOU ALL ARE WEAKLINGS!"

Carrot: "i-i cannot believe this..."

Zero: "i can't believe we're forced to do this...grrrr!"

Raymond gritted his teeth as he kept on pulling the rope...before turning his head a little to see Boes, who wasn't really putting in the effort to pull.

Raymond: "Boes, what are you doing...PULL!"

Boes: "erm...i'm not sure about this"

Lilith: "if you seriously w-want someone like Richard to guide you...t-then you won't survive that long..."

Rose: "p-please...my hands are starting to hurt!"

Chef PP: "how are they even making us struggle this much?!"

Luc Man watched as the ribbon was nearly reaching the side Richard was standing on...

Richard: "YES, I'M WINNING!"

Carrot: "B-BOES PLEASE!"

Raymond: "EVERYBODY PULL HARDER!"

Primrose: "owwww! ROPE BURN!"

Boes watched how much the others were struggling, he then sighed deeply...

and then with one mighty pull, Boes managed to pull the rope right to their side...even making Richard and the others get pulled towards their direction before falling onto the sand.

Raymond nearly fell down before Carrot thankfully caught him.

Carrot: "are you alright...?"

Raymond: "yes...did we win?"

Luc Man: "yes, your team managed to get the ribbon on your side first...which means that the decision is finally settled, Raymond is now the leader of the group"

Lilith: "THANK god...my hands are burning"

Barbara: "about damns times, my back was killings me!"

Anon: "oh man...whatever happened to the armor?"

Peter: damn we lost....meh"

Tina: "awww..."

Emma: "this was really pointless..."

Teddy Bear: "DANG IT, IT'S ALL HER FAULT!"

Ellery: "why didn't you help us!?"

Triangle: "don't fight a losing battle"

Richard: "GODDAMMIT, YOU ALL SUCK!

Anon: "to be honest, we're kinda like scrubs compared to those big people...have you seen Boes?"

Richard: "THEY LITERALLY HAD ROSE ON THEIR SIDE, HOW CAN WE LOSE TO HER!?"

Rose: "W-what does that mean!"

Raymond: "you heard Luc Man, the decision is made...i'm officially the leader, you'll see just how great I can be at leadership...we didn't have to do all of this now"

Richard: "I WOULD'VE BEEN A BETTER LEADER DAMN IT!" 

Triangle: "no you wouldn't have been, you don't care about anybody but yourself, so just quit whining and accept your defeat, let the bitterness consume your soul..."

Zero: "we don't need some rich brat to be our leader, if you're not good with people then who in the world is going to listen to a spoiled baby like you?"

Richard: "ugh...j-just shut up..."

Primrose: "okay so...now that we're done with this, what are you going to do now Raymond?"

Raymond: "well, i'm going to make some plans first...I'd like for some of the adults to meet me in my room, there's a lot of important discussions to talk about...Carrot, would you come along?"

Carrot: "oh...i don't see why not?"

Luc Man: "i suppose i'll follow along too"

Boes: "me too..."

Chef PP: "and me?"

Barbara: "i don't have times for this shits, momma needs some beer in her systems!"

Raymond: "no matter...the four of you, come with me please, as for the rest, you shall spend the rest of your day peacefully, i don't want to see anyone causing trouble...understood?"

Triangle: "hmm..."

Raymond stared at Richard who was still on the ground, he then smirked before waking away to which some of the others followed him...

Boes: "i apologize for that..."

Peter: "bro why are you so damn strong?"

Tina: "yeah...this wasn't fair!"

Rose: "it is all alright Boes, you just did what you were told to"

Teddy Bear: "he's too strong to be left alive...QUICKLY KILL HIM!"

Emma: "oh would you stop it...look, no hard feelings from me, okay Boes?"

Anon: "or me, i dunno....i hate this body already"

Boes: "well i see, hopefully we don't gotta argue like this soon..." 

the Ox gave them a friendly salute before leaving.

...

Zero: "what a waste of time, hope you enjoyed the taste of sand in your mouth"

Richard: "okay i get it, just leave me alone already!"

Primrose: "there's no need to be bitter about it, at least you tried your best..."

Richard: "oh would you shut up, you both still haven't given me your glasses!"

Lilith: "and this is why feeling bad for you is nearly impossible...i'm just going to leave now"

Peter: "....AUGHHHHHHH!"

Emma: "w-what's wrong?!"

Peter: "...welp, time for me to go and lay down, see you guys later!"

everybody watched as Peter then walked away after screaming for no reason...

Barbara: "ah whatevers...i'm gonnas drink me some beers now"

Teddy Bear: "and i don't wanna be around those that embarrassed me today, blah!"

the two eventually left as well.

Primrose: "aren't we going to talk about Anon's sudden change?"

Richard: "NO, does it look like I have time to talk about someone's weird gender surgery!? i don't want to talk to any of you peasants right now, just leave me alone!"

Zero: "how about you leave yourself?"

Richard groaned before quickly leaving the group.

Tina: "I'm sorry for failing you Emma..."

Emma: "it's okay...to be honest Raymond is probably the better leader, i think i only joined the election to prove something...i don't know"

Tina: "aww....let's take selfies together, we'll feel much better!"

Emma: "i-"

Tina didn't let her finish as the girl then dragged Emma away from the others.

Anon: "well that's a lot of everybody leaving...oh well, guess I'll leave too"

Primrose: "WAIT, i need to ask you about your-"

Anon: "see ya later guys, and see you later in my room Triangle"

Triangle: "i suppose...whatever"

Primrose: "but-"

Lilith: "just forget it..."

Primrose sighed in disappointment as most of the others slowly left one by one.

-

later with Anon, who was seen standing near the ocean.

dang...this is escalating pretty fast, wish i had the energy to change back but eh...maybe i should hang out with someone now or something?

Anon then roamed the island for a bit, until he stumbled upon Lilith who was seen investigating the closed bridge that led to the other island.

Anon: "hey Lil"

Lilith: "huh...oh it's just you, i forgot about your body change thing...so how did that happen again?"

Anon: "so what are you doing all alone in here?"

Lilith: "sure, let's just ignore my question...but i'm just inspecting the closed bridge, maybe there's a way to lower it down or something..."

Anon: "well don't mind if i helped ya" 

i searched the bridge throughly with Lilith for a bit, she seemed pretty sure that there was a way to lower the bridge...but to be honest there was nothing to find in here, just a waste of our time...but i still got to know Lilith a little before.

i better give her a gift or something...

Anon then gave her a bubblegum.

Lilith: "uh...is this supposed to be a reference or something...i really don't care"

i guess she liked the gift...probably not i dunno

Anon: "well Lilith, thanks for wasting my time with this search"

Lilith: "gee, it's not like i was the one to ask for your help..."

Anon: "fair enough, you got me there"

Lilith: "uh-huh...so you can leave whenever you want, don't let me hold you down or whatever else that you can blame me for"

Anon: "well hold on, we didn't even get to talk to each other that much, you're already telling me to scram?"

Lilith: "i literally didn't imply it that way, look...what do you even want to talk about?"

Anon: "for one, what's a ordinary girl like you even doing in this crazy situation, what can someone like Lilith bring in for the so called killing game?"

Lilith: "what kind of question is that...for one, i didn't want to be here, and i can agree with the ordinary girl part of your sentence, i don't understand why random maniacs with too much power in their hands would want to force me into joining their weird and sick experiments...first it was that game show and now I've gotta go through a killing game again?"

Anon: "again...hold on now, you may not be ordinary after all!"

Lilith: "uh, yes i am...i'm literally a fashion designer, and science too i guess, but other than that...yeah i don't really have superpowers like the rest of you"

Anon: "superpowers, you call being a terrible cook and a rich brat a superpower?"

Lilith: "okay maybe that wasn't the best word to describe it...but still, i literally have nothing to offer to the ones behind this game, i guess Monokuma is doing this just to annoy me or something..."

Anon: "aw don't worry Lilith, you're special to me!"

Lilith: "okay...?"

Anon: "anyways I've gotta go now, I'd like to learn more about your fashion and science stuff buuuut...i'm tired"

Lilith: "just say that you're not interested..."

Anon: "now that would be plain rude, the protagonist isn't like that...but yeah, see ya"

i turned around and heard her mutter something in confusion before i started to walk away, well that was fun, who knew I'd get that much out of someone like Lilith, seriously why did Monokuma put a ordinary fashion girl in here...i guess people just pick them randomly or something.

Friendship Progression

looks like i still have time to kill...who to hang out with next?

Anon walked around for a bit until he found Ellery in the kitchen, he seems to be trashing the place looking for something...

Anon: "sup there"

Ellery: "w-wait Chef i can explai-...oh hello there!"

Anon: "so what are you doing?"

Ellery: "i'm uh...looking for a box...one that's colorful and in no way contains any sort of sweet treats inside it...and you should obviously tell me if you ever found it, because it actually belongs to me, yes i put something very important inside...something like that"

Anon: "well alright, guess I'll help you out with the search"

i began to help Ellery by trashing the kitchen a little more, searching in every cabinet for the so called colorful box that he needed...i didn't find much, i guess he's not going to find that important thing anytime soon, but i think i got to know Ellery a little better.

i better give him a gift or something...

Anon then gave him a rock.

Ellery: "now i usually love gifts, but seriously...a rock...unless this is actually a chocolate ball in disguise...o-Ow, NEVERMIND!"

hah, Ellery didn't seem to like it...

Anon: "so what are we looking for again?"

Ellery: "one moment...darn it, where has Chef PP hid the cookies!?"

Anon: "cookies huh?"

Ellery: "um...i-i meant his HOMEMADE cookies, and you know how those would taste like, would you now?"

Anon: "yeah, i can almost throw up thinking about it..."

Ellery: "EXACTLY, so the only reason I'm looking for those cookies is that so i can destroy them, that way we won't accidentally eat one and get sick again, very noble of me, right my dear friend?"

Anon: "sure..."

Ellery: "but...i wouldn't eating something sweet right now, if only Chef PP was as good as Thorn...oh how i miss stealin-errr...taste testing his delicious treats!"

Anon: "who's Thorn dude?"

Ellery: "only the bestest best of my friends, he and Rose, we're all one big family, you know that Lilybuds trust me the most back where we come from"

Anon: "really?"

Ellery: "of course, if there's anyone that you can trust in here then it would be yours truly, Ellery himself!"

Anon: "sounds about right, guess that means you have my trust or something"

Ellery: "wonderful, and do you know what..i just came up with a very fun idea for a game!"

Anon: "cool, what's that?"

Ellery: "see all this mess we've made, let's try to see who can pick everything back to where they came from in under a minute, but first...i must first get a mop, surely we don't want to dirty our hands now...you can start ahead of me, I'll be back in a a few tiny seconds...have fun!"

Ellery gave me a smile before quickly running out of the kitchen...i may sound stupid but I'm not that stupid to be cleaning up after someone else's mess...oh well, Ellery made it clear that he's a trickster or some sort...but he's not that harmful, i guess we'll leave it to Chef PP to clean the mess or whatever, i'm outta here!

Friendship Progression

well i'm bored, i better find someone else to hang out with.

Anon strolled around a bit before he eventually Primrose nearby, she seemed to be writing down something.

Anon: "yo"

Primrose: "oh hello, i thought nobody would be here...which is a shame since I have a lot of stuff to ask, but i'm learning a lot by myself still!"

Anon: "that's nice, maybe we can learn more about the island together or something?"

Primrose and i ended up taking a few notes here and there...honestly i kinda regret hanging out with her, she wouldn't stop saying all that complicated math and science talk to me...and besides what was so interesting about a bunch of freaking trees?...though i did get to know Primrose a little better still.

i better give her a gift or something...

Anon then gave her a broken radio.

Primrose: "huh, what is this, a radio?...it looks so advanced for some reason, OH i can totally use its parts for a new invention, thanks!"

oh...she actually liked the gift?

Anon: "so, what do you have written down so far?"

Primrose: "a lot actually, i can barely contain my excitement...there's so much to learn here, it is so much better than math!...sorta" 

Anon: "i don't see why you're so excited about the nature, don't you have trees from where you come from?"

Primrose: "of course i do, but this is so different...maybe this is another planet and the nature works different compared to the planet earth, maybe the inhabitants all look like Monokuma or something...so interesting!"

Anon: "i'm pretty sure that if this was a different planet, we wouldn't be breathing oxygen right now..."

Primrose: "well this planet probably has oxygen, did you know that Mars has oxygen too, but it is difficult for a human to live there due to the harsh atmosphere and the different gravity intensity that would-"

Anon: "okay, let's talk about something different...so how do you feel so far being here?"

Primrose: "huh...well i'm a little anxious, and confused as to what is exactly going on here still, i definitely remember being in the basement working on my newest project...was it a time machine or...huh, i can't remember"

Anon: "time machine...aren't you like 10 years old or something?"

Primrose: "yes but i'm still good at creating inventions, i even created a spaceship before, the Primrose One, a successful mission!"

Anon: "spaceship..you mean an actual big spaceship?"

Primrose: "of course not silly, it was the size of a toy, but i'm going to grow up to become a scientist one day, then I can help with the next Aerial spaceship, Aerial 7...according to my calculations and accuracy, if the first Aerial was sent in 1896..then Aerial 7 should be ready to take flight in 2022 or 2023, I'll be nearly in my 40s then!"

Anon: "you know...maybe Peter had a point when he compared you to the nerd emoji"

Primrose: "i just love things like that, you don't gotta put me down for it...but moving aside that, I'd love to know more about your transformation, i'm planning to take notes about the others too and-"

Anon: "take notes on the others?...wow i guess we must be animals to you"

Primrose: "w-what...oh nononono, i didn't mean it like that!"

Anon: "well i'm still offended, but yeah i think my mind is going to melt if i keep listening to your scientific language, but hey let's hang out some other time okay?"

Primrose: "but...could i at least ask about-"

Anon: "bye!"

i quickly left her alone then...sheeesh, she seems like a nice girl but she's way too geeky, and what was that about her taking notes about us...feels like I'm in a documentary or something

Friendship Progression

guess I can spend more time with someone...

Anon walked around a bit before he ended up finding Triangle near the ocean, they seem to be studying the waters or something.

Anon: "hello, hello hello!"

Triangle: "hello..."

Anon: "so whatever are you doing now?"

Triangle: "watching the ocean..."

Anon: "fun, let me join you"

I stood around watching the ocean with Triangle, who didn't even move an inch or say anything for like a while...incredible, i TOTALLY got to know Triangle a little bit better now! 

i better give her a gift or something...

Anon then gave her a soccer ball.

Triangle: "...disgusting"

Triangle definitely loved the gift, i'll just think of it that way.

Anon: "so what exactly does watching the ocean do for ya?"

Triangle: "testing"

Anon: "huuuh?"

Triangle: "i want to test something...so" 

the shape then threw the gift that Anon gave her as far as she could before it landed on the ocean a little feet away from them.

Anon: "oh come on, I've wasted Monocoins on that!"

Triangle: "...."

Anon: "not to mention that this body sucks, i'm starting to get second thoughts about this romance route, like seriously do you realize how much it takes outta me to even do this, did you want me to turn into a freaking square or a rectangle instead?"

Triangle: "shhhh..."

Anon: "did you just-"

Triangle: "watch..."

Anon raised his eyebrow as Triangle pointed at the ball that was floating away in the ocean. 

Anon: "yeah i see that, it's the gift that i wasted my own coins to get you, maybe i should've got you one of those kid toys that you try to put in the right shapes to-"

suddenly the ball was pulled under the water in a instant...which honestly confused Anon a lot.

Anon: "oooookay then?"

Triangle: "swim..."

Anon: "what?"

Triangle: "swim in the water...i wanna see what happens"

Anon: "uh i can't, pretty sure the rules mentioned that swimming in the ocean is not advised, oh so you want me to get the gift back now or something?"

Triangle: "if you truly wanted to be my friend, you'd listen to me...go on, swim in the waters, let me see what gets you....hehe"

Anon: "ummmm....no"

Triangle: "...how disappointing"

Anon:. "dang, can't we just have a nice time talking or something?"

Triangle: "if you're not useful to me then i don't want to talk, perhaps i'll use a corpse later...do you want to be my corpse?"

Anon: "I'll have to get back to you on that offer, seriously i will, i'm just sorta busy right now"

Triangle: "then i'll keep reminding you of it whenever we have the chance to speak again...hehehe"

Anon: "right....ciao"

Triangle: "live in your limited happiness, we'll meet again"

with a shiver down my spine, i quickly left...jeez what's up with her? i guess she must be one of those people or whatever...but really, what even pulled the ball under the water like that...maybe i shouldn't think about it.

Friendship Progression

DING DONG BING BONG

Monokuma's voice started playing from somewhere.

"AHEM!.. attention all participants, it is 10pm, which means that it is now nighttime, some of the places are now off limits!...please sleep inside the cabins, sleep tight and don't let the killer striiiike~!"

huh... oh i guess it's time to head to my room, but i'm so hungry...i better get something from the cafeteria or something

Anon then walked away.

-

after arriving at the cafeteria, Anon was surprised to find most of the others in there too...but then again nobody really ate anything during the morning, so it seems like everyone had the same idea of eating something first before going to sleep.

Anon ate quietly in his table, not caring enough to wonder how the digestive system even works in this new body of his, a part of him was literally floating...that being the dot that worked as his lower body parts.

and then suddenly Richard sat down.

Richard: "ugh...damn assholes"

Anon: "what's good bro?"

Richard: "everybody kept shooing me off whenever I tried sitting down with them, what kind of treatment is that!?"

Anon: "when you say that, do you mean that they let you sit down first, but then kicked you out when you began saying some stupid stuff?"

Richard: "i was only bragging about my mansion, and how unfair it was for that asshole to take the leader role away from me..."

Anon: "maybe try being nice for a change, i dunno"

Richard:. "and why should I be nice, that's for poor people only, i'm literally set for life...being a dick about it is totally normal behavior!"

Anon: "not really, if you wanted people to worship you or something then you gotta be this overly nice guy with corny heroic traits, it worked for me in the past"

Richard: "my title was literally the ultimate badass, is that not heroic enough?"

Anon: "guess not"

Richard: "ugh...well i don't see anybody sitting with you, you should be glad that I'm even here!"

Anon: "it hasn't even been that many chapters yet, i'm used to being an outcast by everyone, just give me a bit more time and everybody and their own grandparents would love me, hell they'd probably want to worship me next or something...but i don't know if that would happen considering my-"

but he stopped talking as soon as his Monopad buzzed.

Anon: "ugh...Richard see who's chatting in the main chat" 

Richard: "and why should i do what you say?"

Anon: "go ahead or not, i seriously don't care"

Richard: "ugh...fine" 

Anon: "and that's another main character trait by the way, take notes kiddo"

Richard rolled his eyes before turning on his Monopad to see that it was Raymond that sent a message, he has requested everybody to meet up near the meeting place for some reason...

Richard: "oh great, that Ramon guy wants us to come meet him...what does poor guy want now?"

Anon: "probably his first orders or something..."

Richard: "damn it, this could've been me ordering everyone!"

Anon: "well, i guess i'll go now..."

Richard: "I'm only going since everyone is going too..."

Anon: "cool, let's leave"

-

layer when everyone met up with Raymond near the meeting place.

Carrot: "everybody seems to be present"

Teddy Bear: "are we sure that freak is here too?"

Triangle: "behind you"

Teddy Bear: "DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!"

Peter: "bro what is it this time, hasn't this chapter been long enough or what?"

Emma: "uh what?"

Raymond: "okay let me establish a few rules, from now on, Boes will cook breakfast for everyone, he has proven himself to be better than Chef"

Chef PP: "oh whatever, you guys don't know what you're going to miss out on!"

Zero: "we're perfectly fine..."

Raymond: "secondly, going to the shack or the kitchen without permission is not allowed, these locations contain objects that could be harmful, someone could possibly try to steal something from there"

Ellery: "oh COME ON, don't tell me that...how am i supposed to eat my nightly snacks now!?"

Barbara: "who the hells ares we supposed to asks for permission!?"

Raymond: "me, Carrot, Luc Man and Boes, I've decided to ensure my trust in them, they will watch over most of you and make sure that everything is going perfectly fine, any sort of problem will be reported to us and it shall be dealt with accordingly"

Rose: "in that case...there could be a lot of problems"

Tina: "especially from Peter!"

Peter: "oh we'll see!"

Zero: "don't forget about the rich jerk..."

Richard: "I'm not going to cause problems, stop putting the blame on me damn it!"

Primrose: "yeah there could be a lot of problems alright..."

Raymond: "finally, everybody must remain in their rooms at all time during nighttime, anybody that leaves their room and goes outside will have to deal with us then..."

Emma: "but what if we felt hungry or thirsty?" 

Raymond: "you may ask for permission from one of us then"

Carrot: "this seems a little...excessive, if i may be honest with you"

Raymond: "it is to ensure the safety of everyone, do you know what kind of villainous activities could happen if people were to leave their rooms without us knowing so?"

Carrot: "w-well..."

Luc Man: "someone could possibly still sneak out of their room, wouldn't we be asleep at the time?"

Anon: "he has a point, all of those extra rules are just making this place feel more prison like than it already was... i prefer Monokuma's rules over this"

Raymond: "that can be dealt with, if anyone ever sees or hears someone sneaking out then you have the right to tell us, we could also assign guard duty to a few of us...but that will have to be discussed more throughly, for now i want you all to be in your rooms now, don't leave the room, and if you do then ask us first, understand?"

Peter: "yes massa, do yous wanna whip me too massa?"

Barbara: "heys that ain'ts how i talks!"

Raymond: "quit your foolery...everybody to their room now!"

Triangle: "it's funny how you think I'd listen to any of those so called rules, i'm not here to feed your ego..."

Richard: "yeah, the hell do you think?"

Raymond: "oh go ahead and break any of the rules, i shall personally lock both of you inside the shack as a punishment!"

Tina: "that's...harsh" 

Carrot: "Raymond...do you really mean that?"

Raymond: "...only for the sake of our friends here of course, but i'm willingly to trust both Triangle and Richard to be in their best behavior, i also trust that you won't be letting me down, right?"

Carrot: "of course not, i wish nothing but peace for everyone...so i hope that we can all follow those simple rules and get along well"

Lilith: "i guess they're not that bad...fine I'll do my best to follow them"

Teddy Bear: "blah..."

Ellery: "hmph...i should probably remember to fill my room with snacks before the next night"

Chef PP: "you're going to make us run out of food you fatass squirrel!"

Luc Man: "now now, let us all go to sleep...must i really sleep indoors Raymond?"

Raymond: "that's a discussion for another time, now then...those who are sleeping in the second cabin, follow me, Carrot, Boes, make sure that everybody goes to their rooms"

Boes: "will do captain, come on now everyone"

Richard:. "i already hate this..."

after that, everybody was led to their rooms by those in charge...

-

Anon was seen in his room now.

Carrot: "alright then, sleep well Anon"

and before he could close the door.

Anon: "you think someone's going to sneak out eventually, nobody likes asking for permission..."

Carrot: "um...well hopefully that doesn't happen"

Anon: "and if it happens, then it'll be funny to see the drama at least, haha!"

Carrot: "r-right..."

Carrot then closed the door with a sigh.

Anon hummed before making his way to the bed, he had to jump to get on it, due to his small size and all that.

he stared at the ceiling for a moment...

it sucks feeling nothing anymore...but this isn't going to be over, I'll have to endure this for a little bit...until the timer is up anyways, wonder which of these people will die tomorrow?...eh, i'm betting on Richard...what about you?

......

maybe I won't even see it happen...aw whatever, if it happens then it happens.

Anon then finally closed his eyes and eventually slept...

TO BE CONTINUED

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DING DONG DING DONG!

Monokuma's voice then played from somewhere.

"Ahem! it is now 7am...GOOOOOOD MORNING lovely presents~! the sun is out and shining brightly upon the Despair Island, get ready for another exciting day with your fellow friends!"

Carrot opened his eyes after hearing the loud announcement, and he wasted no time in getting up from the bed.

he rubbed his neck for a bit and sat on the edge of the bed as he began to think deeply.

a moment of silence passed by, and he then looked at his pillow before sliding his hand under it as he then pulled out his locket.

he stared at it for a long time, so many thoughts filled his head...and they weren't good thoughts either.

but worrying thoughts...why wasn't he able to get through the one that he loves and cares for the most?

was it impossible to reach her...did she try to reach out to him too, did...she even know where he was at right now.

Carrot felt so stressed out right now...none of this made any sense, wasn't he with...didn't Quakemaster do something to him, how is he even...?

Carrot groaned as he placed a hand over his forehead, he wasn't able to come up with a reason explanation for any of this...all he remembers is being powerless against someone stronger than him, and he just gave up on everything.

he felt so...useless?

....

that's nothing new to him, he was always useless and cowardly to even do anything right....he constantly let the evil people win and he also let his superiors down, what a joke of a knight he was...even after gaining this new power from his own beloved.

it just didn't make him any better, he just thought he was...but in the end, Carrot supposes that in the end, nothing happened at all and that this is just another result of his own mistakes....there was nothing that he could do here.

.....

.....

.....

"Carrot, you're strong...i believe we'd be needing you more than ever in this place, would you protect us if the time comes?"

Raymond's words came to his mind then, which made Carrot look up a little bit.

he has forgotten that there were other people alongside him in this strange place...people that were fairly normal, questionable, or just really bad in general.

but they were still strangers who didn't wish to come here to begin with....he realized that they were just as scared as he was...and ever since he ended up waking up in here, Raymond was willingly to get along with him and even put his trust onto him, even though Carrot didn't think he could do it...he still didn't wish any harm upon the others in here.

if anything...he wanted to make sure that everyone remained unharmed, he wanted them to go back home...most importantly, he felt like protecting everyone...he had the power to do it, what sort of a knight he'd be if he didn't fulfill his duty to protect the innocent!

and besides...he didn't want to disappoint Raymond, that man had a lot of trust in him...he really should man up and start taking things more serious just as Raymond does.

something has awaken in Carrot now, his feelings of anxiety quickly faded away as he now had something to look forward to....which is protecting the people in here and making sure that they all return home safely.

i can do this...don't let yourself get lost in the sorrow again Carrot, you mustn't disappoint anyone in here!

with that determination set in mind, he was ready to stand up from the bed until his Monopad suddenly made a buzzing sound.

he quickly realized that someone probably sent a message on the main group chat...so of course he took out the Monopad from under his pillow and turned it to see who it was.

it was Raymond, he sent a message announcing to everyone that it was morning time and they should all get ready for the bed and then immediately meet up inside the cafeteria for breakfast.

i should probably get ready too...i don't want to be late for our meeting.

Carrot put the device away before he started getting ready for the day.
-

a few minutes later...

Carrot had just gotten out of his room as he took a semi-rushed shower, it didn't feel appropriate to be taking that long anyways...

Carrot: "i should probably wake up Anon and Peter first, they made Raymond a little upset before...u-um...i shouldn't talk to myself i think?"

he shook his head a little bit and looked around the hallway for a little bit...did he seriously forget where their rooms were at again?

Carrot scratched his head for a bit before he decided to take his chances and then knock on a random door.

Carrot: "er...excuse me, Anon...um...Peter?"

he didn't get a response, which is something that either Anon or Peter does...so Carrot knocked on the door again.

Carrot: "i'm sorry for the disturbance, but Raymond has asked everyone to meet up in the cafeteria...i am sure that you're finished with the showering an-"

"GODDAMMITS, WHO'S AT THE DOORS!?"

the door swung open then as Carrot yelped upon seeing Barbara, who wasn't wearing any clothes and was seen holding a beer bottle.

Barbara: "oh, it's just yous bunny boy...the hells you wants!?"

Carrot: "u-uh...oh dear...c-could you please wear some...some clothes?"

Barbara: "the hells yous trying to say huh, don't yous like what yous sees or something...don't tell mes you're one of thoses fruity peoples or somethings?"

Carrot: "this is really inappropriate...i-i just wanted to let you know that-"

Barbara: "oh i sees nows...you're heres to get some of mommy's special morning breakfasts huh?"

Carrot: "WHAT, NO!...and how did you get this bottle?"

Barbara: "oh yeahs, I've beens storing alcohol ins my rooms, since yous and that Chef Penis guy don't know how tos treat a lady rights, I've gotta get my owns damn beers now...disrespectful fucks!"

Carrot: "i...i highly recommend that maybe you shouldn't drink at this place...it could lead to a lot of troubles and we really need to focus on the situation that we're currently facing so tha-"

Barbara: "i can handles my damn drinks, i drank abouts ten bottles right nows and i don't feel a things...nows are you going to come ins and give mommy some THICK liquor...hehehe!"

Carrot: "i-i didn't come for this, please just...come to the cafeteria, Raymond wishes to see everyone an-"

Barbara: "i'll come whenevers i wants tos young man, just gimme a few more hours to get the yeast out of my cooch and I'll bes theres eventually"

Carrot: "hours...but Raymond would be upset again!"

Barbara: "well it would've taken onlys two minutes had yous come ins and helped momma out, but you're wasting my times then anythings...now quit bothering me!"

before Carrot could say anything, Barbara then slammed the door on him as the knight only stood there in utter disbelief...

if only he knew which door belonged to who...he wouldn't have wasted his time on her, something really needs to be done about this.
-

later at the cafeteria...

everybody was there...well almost, Anon and Triangle were missing for some reason.

Raymond frowned upon this as he had no idea why those two were taking long to get here...he thought he made it clear that he wanted everyone here as soon as possible.

Raymond: "seems like some people can't follow orders..."

Carrot and Luc Man turned their head to him then as they all sat together in one table.

Carrot: "what do you mean by this?"

Luc Man: "i suppose you're talking about those two...must be heavy sleepers i assume"

Raymond: "obviously not, they just lack manners...they fail to understand how important my orders will be, now that i'm the leader that is..."

Carrot: "surely they...have some slight complications that could be delaying them a little bit?"

Raymond: "i think not Carrot, i have already seen the way they act, these people aren't willing to listen to me..."

Luc Man: "a little surprising, considering the fact that people such as Peter, Richard and Teddy Bear have arrived despite their so called bad behavior...now i wonder, what could be delaying our two other friends this much?"

Carrot: "you...don't suspect that maybe they got....hurt?"

Raymond: "i pray not, but i haven't arranged proper safety protocols yet...so i'm not sure if something had happened last night, it would be hard to decide if they're okay or not when we haven't seen them last night when we were sleeping....speaking of what, none of you have left your rooms yes?"

Carrot: "not at all, I've been asleep for all night...i didn't wish to stay up late, i would've become hungry then and i wouldn't want to distrust any of you from your sleep, and for a simple permission too..."

Raymond: "don't be afraid of doing such a thing, i understand how difficult this may be but it is for our safety after all...I wouldn't be upset with you if you woke me up during the middle of the night anyways"

Luc Man: "for water maybe, but if i were to wake you up and asked you if i could stroll outside for a little bit...would your response be different?"

Raymond: "i don't understand your reasoning for wanting to sleep outside...do you not enjoy sleeping indoors that much?"

Luc Man: "perhaps so, i suppose looking at the stars puts me more at ease than staring at the ceiling...how am i supposed to count myself to sleep that way?"

Carrot: "give it some time, i'm sure you'll get used to it soon"

Raymond: "he's right, and besides...it would be highly suspicious if you merely asked for the permission to stroll outside, you realize that anything could happen...perhaps you'd do something, or maybe someone else could do something"

Luc Man: "what if i had someone to supervise me, speaking of what...if someone did wake one of us up late at night, then do you suggest that we go along with them?"

Carrot: "that sounds like a good idea, if you think about it!"

Raymond: "it doesn't, for all we know they could be leading us to our death..."

Luc Man: "i was getting to that part, so...what do we do then, going along with them would certainly put our lives in danger, wouldn't it?"

Carrot: "unfortunately so...this seems a little difficult to understand"

Raymond: "that could be easily solved"

Carrot: "it...can?"

Raymond: "i have been inspecting the...Monopad last night, more especially with the Monochat system, i believe that sending each other private messages is possible, so we could just let one of each other know that we're going out with someone...at least that would clear some things if anything ever ends up happening "

Luc Man: "so...if we ended up going alone with someone during the night and they ended up killing us, at least the culprit would be obvious because of the message that we've sent...that works perfectly well I'd say"

Carrot: "b-but...we wouldn't let anybody die, that won't happen...right Raymond?"

Raymond: "as long as we don't allow ourselves to be caught off guard...then it won't"

Carrot wasn't sure if he liked the response or not...the possibility of someone dying is still really horrifying to him.

Luc Man: "we're sort of putting our lives in danger that way...aren't we?"

Carrot: "...it is worth it i suppose"

Luc Man: "that so?"

Carrot: "i-i believe so...but we can't be sure of the fact that someone would ever plan on murdering us, as long as we remain kind each other...then it'll be okay"

Luc Man: "you really believe in them that much...interesting"

Carrot: "of course, they're just as confused as us...the idea of killing someone must be horrifying to everyone, i don't think anyone wou-"

Raymond: "don't be a fool Carrot..."

Carrot: "p-pardon...?"

Raymond: "there are some people in this world that would easily kill without a second thought, they'd do anything to do it...they'd use manipulative tactics, fake kindness and so on, nobody knows each other that much so i really wouldn't think that their own good morals would ever stop them from attempting murder"

Carrot: "but..."

Luc Man: "he's right, as long as we're strangers...the idea of killing wouldn't be too much to do, but then again...i only suspect a few of the people in here"

Raymond: "that brown bear, the triangular shape...but it is worth keeping an eye on those who may possess a threat"

Carrot gulped...he wasn't really comfortable with the way they were talking, their lack of trust and casual talk about murder was turning his stomach a little bit...did nobody really trust each other that much here?

Raymond looked at Carrot for a little bit and noticed the expression on his face...

Raymond: "...of course, we can still give everyone the benefit of doubt, as long as we remain civil and work for a escape plan then...there shouldn't be any murders occurring, this should be easy to fulfill when we have people like Sir Carrot to help us"

Carrot: "oh...well, i really wish to keep things peaceful so...i'll do my best"

Raymond: "that, i know"

Luc Man: "i suppose we'll have to see...nothing has been going on so far, aside from the election that may have raised a few tensions between our friends here and there..."

Raymond: "tch...as long as everyone follows the orders then there wouldn't be any problem, but unfortunately this current cooperation is really lacking in several stages"

Carrot: "let's just wait for a little bit more...i am sure Anon and Triangle would arrive eventually"

Raymond: "they better..."

Luc Man: "hmm..."

the three sat silently then as Raymond tightened his fist a little bit while he kept staring at the entrance doors.
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meanwhile on the other table with Peter, Chef PP, Teddy Bear and Barbara.

Peter: "wow, a table full of nobodies...awesome huh?"

Teddy Bear: "and by nobodies, you mean the three of you only?"

Peter: "oh come on TB, you're just as irreverent as we are...i mean look at yourself, you're a forgotten character in your own show...and they didn't even invite you to the third season of inanimate insanity?...YIKES!"

Teddy Bear: "who cares about that stupid show, they're just scared of inviting me because they know that I'd win easily...especially when they paid me with weaklings!"

Peter: "still forgotten about though, my show is dead as a joke but for some reason the guy writing this just loves using me...i mean what's the point of doing that, how many times have they used shitty ass characters that nobody cared about? Pinkerton's Friendly Camp had to be the worst use of characters yet...WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT DUGGIE AND ANDRE!?...you know something, in the second season of TCB, just don't add me back chief, i don't wanna associate myself with shitty stories that nobody likes...it'll be like that one game, Forspoken or the saints row reboot..."

Barbara: "jesus kid, you sures love using yours mouth a lots huh?"

Peter: "let me yap, also...what's up with the look lord peep?"

Chef PP: "grrr...i don't see why they had to pick Boes to be the new chef, I'M LITERALLY THE PROFESSIONAL HERE!"

Teddy Bear: "yeah right, all you make is crap!"

Chef PP: "NO I DON'T, my cooking is literal perfection!"

Barbara: "like hells it is, i dunno whatever it is that yous cooked yesterday, but it looked like somethings that came outs of my womanly parts...smelled like it toos!"

Peter: "ugh...for the viewers that were eating while reading this, my sincere apologies...so who wants to hear about the diarrhea i took last night?"

Teddy Bear: "NO ONE!"

Chef PP: "i hate this stupid place...and that Raymond guy acts like he's going to save us like he's god or whatever..."

Peter: "I'd say something in response to that, but...this is a table full of idiots that don't take anything serious, like come on"

Teddy Bear: "i wanna cut his face...maybe then i'll become leader or something"

Barbara: "hey Penis, go gets me another beers!"

Chef PP: "how about you asked Chef Boes HUH!?"

Barbara: "might as well, he's probably betters than yous and your lazy ass"

Teddy Bear: "even if his cooking sucks, it'll be better than whatever you do...disgusting!"

Peter: "it'll probably will...anyways you guys can expect new characters to come in the second season of TCB, hopefully OG actually writes it better than-"

Chef PP: "PETER SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THAT ALREADY, I DON'T WANNA GET REMINDED OF THAT SHIT EVER AGAIN!"

Teddy Bear: "TCB TCB TCB TCB!"

Chef PP: "SHUT UP ALREADY!"

Teddy Bear: "hahaha!"

Barbara: "holds on, i gotta queef right quicks"

Chef PP: "...please kill me already
-

on the other table with Lilith, Primrose, Emma, Tina, Rose and Ellery.

Ellery: "hmmm...i smell actual food this time!"

Lilith: "i don't smell anything..."

Primrose: "oh, that's because chipmunks have a stronger sense of smell than humans, isn't that fascinating?"

Lilith: "oh yeah, i guess that makes sense..."

Rose: "even in a place like this...you're still thinking about food only?"

Ellery: "i wonder what they're making...do i smell eggs?!"

Rose shook her head as she then heard Emma yawn a little bit.

Rose: "huh...you seem a little tired"

Tina: "that's probably because we stayed up all night chatting with each other...it was soooo fun, right Emma?"

Tina smiled as she sat close to Emma...a little too much.

Emma: "uh...yeah, it was interesting learning more about you and Peter..."

Tina: "i loved learning more about you too, it sucks that you weren't elected as our leader...of course it had to be a stupid MAN!"

Emma: "i don't see what's wrong with it, i don't think i would've did a great job anyways...i just didn't want people like Peter to get away with the stuff they say and ya know...it's whatever i guess"

Tina: "but it's NOT, Peter thinks that he can get away with everything he says...women can be useful too, you would've totally did a better job than whoever that Ramon guy is!"

Emma: "it's fine...thanks for trusting in me though"

Tina: "O.M.G no problem, you're like totally awesome!"

Lilith: "at least they're getting along..."

Primrose: "um...why is Zero sitting alone by herself?"

the blonde pointed at Zero, who was seen sitting away from the others.

Rose: "does she know that she can sit with us...it's not like i have a problem with her or anything"

Emma: "me either..."

Tina: "me EITHER, this table would be a lot better if every girl was here with us...Ellery, get outta here!"

Ellery: "what for?"

Tina: 'this table is for women only, we have to stick together as always!"

Lilith: "that's just unnecessary...there's plenty of space left for another person or two"

Rose: "yeah...don't worry Ellery, you don't have to-"

Ellery: "now hold on Rose, she may have the right idea...why should i be sitting here when i could get up and sneak into the kitchen to see what our new chef is cooking for us...you're a genius Tina, excuse me ladies!"

Ellery quickly got out of the table before crawling on the ground as he slowly made his way towards the kitchen.

Tina: "YES, this table is now all female!"

Lilith: "ugh..."

Rose sighed...before she looked at Zero and smiled as she started to call out to her.

Rose: "Zero, hey come sit with us!"

Zero who was busy with her thoughts then raised her eyebrow as she saw the other girls waving at her.

Rose: "come and join us!"

Tina: "totally, we'd love to know you better!"

Zero looked at them for a bit before she grumbled and turned on her headphones to block out their voices as the others then looked at each other in confusion.

Emma: "um...okay that was weird?"