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It was a nice fall day in the Boston area of Massachusetts,and Ms Frizzle's class was doing what they do best-looking up social media on their phones. Because they're school kids.

"Hey,Ralphie," Dorothy Ann said. "I just checked the Tannagram post of president Jill Biden. She's going to propose a new infrastructure bill with the National Unionists.

"Not as cool as this," Ralphie chuckled. "The Mechanisms are coming out with a new live album."

Indeed, social media was a driving force of Ms Frizzle's class.

Then,all of a sudden, Carlos sent fanart of Kylie Jones(from the Pixar movie The Jones Tales) in a bikini.

"CARLOS!" Everyone groaned.

"What?" Carlos joked. "It was a beachtastic time."

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Meanwhile,Phoebe and Arnold were on Vidopticon,looking up Kanada(a Canadian boy band) music videos. Wanda and Phoebe were on the old school YouSpace, filled with Millennials and weird people. Tim didn't do social media.

"What is this?" Arnold said.

"It's a hate comment," Phoebe said. "At my old school, I never got a hate comment."

Phoebe, in her normal fashion, was"Oh my! This is bad!"

Then,even more suddenly, Ms Frizzle appeared.

"MS FRIZZLE!" The class shouted.

"That's right kids!" she said. "We're going on a field trip through the internet to find that hateful comment and get it deleted!"

And so, the race began...

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Everyone,plus Ms Frizzle of course, went into the school bus and shrink down.

"Is everyone ready?" Frizzle asked.

"Yes!" Everyone said in varying tones.

"Then...here WE GO!" The bus shrank and went into Arnold's phone. And so, the quest to find the hateful comment began.

However,what the kids didn't know is that they would make a number of stops before Vidopticon.

"First stop,DictonaryDramatica!" Ms Frizzle said.

The students went into the website and found some really cool and funny definitions.

"Wow," Wanda said. "I didn't know Baxter Jones was from The Office."

But then the crass definitions came.

"OH MY GOD!" Phoebe yelled. "I think I'm gonna be sick..."

Then Dorothy Ann said,"According to my research, 70% of definitions on DictionaryDramatica are crass in nature."

Carlos then showed a really inappropriate definition(which,for moral reasons,will not be said) to the entire class.

"CARLOS!" Everyone groaned.

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"Next stop,Wikipedia!" Ms Frizzle shouted.

The bus went into Wikipedia and found the article of Ron P. Reagan, a house member from California.

"I wonder what this link does," Ralphie said. He clicked on the link and found Ronald Reagan,a little known actor.

"At my old school,we never used Wikipedia," Phoebe said.

"But where's the Vidopticon page?" Arnold said.

They found the Vidopticon page and boy, where they in for one wild ride.