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(Wolfheart)
Last time on the Season Finale. Kyrex and Lars went on an interstellar scavenger hunt for hints about the ex-contestants. Then they had to find my hiding place. Kyrex was successful and cashed a check for 1 Million Dollars. But I have one final surprise for the cast before we send off Season 7.
(Film Set)
(Kyrex)
So Gil, Looks Like I'm the newest member of the Millionaires Club.
(Gil)
Good for you, and I have to say I'm impressed you were a super early boot last season so to come back and go from 20th place to 1st, well done.
(Walter)
So what are you going to spend it on?
(Kyrex)
Honestly, I have no idea.
(Wolfheart)
Well, Here's to another successful season, before you all go your separate ways, I have an announcement, I got the greenlight for an 8th Season. Everyone who was sidelined in Season 7, as well as the Newcomers, Are required to Participate this season if they want a shot at qualifying for the All-Star Season, but Everyone else is also welcome to participate.
(Vulgor)
Honestly, I had 2 very strong performances, I'll bow out of this one.
(Amicus)
Same as well, Besides I don't want my access to my Booze restricted again.
(Lars)
And I don't know how I can top 2nd place unless I win, which coming back as a reigning finalist doesn't end well.
(Walter)
I'm also sitting this one out, I've made the merge twice also, and I don't know if it's in the cards for me to pull it off for a 3rd time.
(Tyson)
I'm also bowing out, I've got 7th and 9th which averages out to 8th, If I did come back I'd probably end up getting either 8th place or be a super early elimination.
(Wolfheart)
I Owe you guys one, thanks to you 5 bowing out, the Cast Size comes out to 27 which is evenly divisible by 3, 3 teams of 9 players each. Everyone else, I'll see you all at the airport for Season 8. That's right, next season will take place all around the world! As Usual, Bill will be My Co-pilot, and Jack and Legosi will be hosting the Aftershow here at the Film Lot.
(Bill)
Alright looking forward to it Boss.
(Wolfheart)
Bill, you can drop the formalities around me, we've been co-hosting together for 2 whole seasons now, just call me Wolfheart.
(Bill)
Ok, I can do that. Also, keep this between us but the marriage has had its ups and downs, I'm thinking since I've spent more time here hosting with you, than at home, and I kind of like you a lot, if I want to be your full-time co-host, I'm going to have to cut someone else out of my life altogether, Before we start next season, I'm getting a divorce from my wife.
(Wolfheart)
Are you sure about that, you guys have been together since Season 1.
(Bill)
Yes, I'm positive, I've had a crush on you for a while, but I couldn't make my move while I was still considered a "contestant" I had to wait until you promoted me to co-host
(Wolfheart)
Ok, then, Bill I wish you good luck and see you next season.