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FizzaRolli stretched his robotic limbs with a sigh as he shook his large lover awake. Thankfully it was the one day he got to sleep in but a ruler of the lust ring can only have so much time off in one day.
Eventually Asmodeus opened a green eye “Mhmm morning froggy.” The god husked as he attempted to snuggle into the imp who planted a kiss on his forehead but pulled away. “Cmon big daddy time to wake up~” FizzaRolli chimed as he slowly pulled the covers of his lover; taking a moment of self-indulgence to ogle his lovers body. “Froggy do I have to?” Ozzie whined as Fizz giggled but continued softly poking him “Yes Ozzieee, you got a meeting in an hour. But we still have time for breakfast in bed if ya sit up.” Ozzie quickly sat up with a sleepy but wide grin as Fizz rewarded his effort by nuzzling him with his face.
Minutes later Fizz had already turned on the coffee pot that was fussing away brewing as he opened the fridge to grab the milk. “What cereal do you want love?” Fizz called out as Ozzie called out enthusiastically “Porn Flakes!” Fizz couldn’t resist an eye roll at the god’s bland cereal as he poured a portion of the sexually suggestive cereal and a smaller bowl of his own favorite cereal as he stretched onto the bed and curled besides his man/rooster.
“Babe? Don’t you get bored of “frosty” Flakes?” Ozzie asked as Fizz sighed contently at the taste of the cereal “Not at all! The salty taste of the “frosting” hits juuust right in the morning! What about you? Finally gonna change from your Porn Flakes” Fizz teased as he placed the cold spoon against on the god’s chest making him shiver and yelp in surprise as the other smirked triumphantly.
“Naughty Froggy!” Ozzie chided but his loving tone he used only for the imp was never displaced. “But no I don’t think I will. The vanilla flavor of Porn Flakes is what makes it perfect to wake up to! I like to save the spicy stuff for later.” Ozzie practically purred as his hand rubbed Fizz’s shoulder; but unlike their nightly rendezvous it was innocently gentle in nature despite the connotations of the god’s words.
“Yeah speaking of spicy HOW DO PEOPLE EATS FIZZY POPS!? I can’t believe mammon manages to sell that shit.” FizzaRolli yelled as Asmodeus made a disgusted face of agreement at the thought of the fizzing cereal in question. “Yeah that cereal isn’t even worthy of eating shit-covered ass.” Ozzie agreed cringing. “Wonder what Blitz’s thoughts are on this one.” Fizz said aloud as he tapped away on his new phone while his lover wrapped an arm around the imp basically cradling him in a single arm. Fizz snorted as he tilted the phone allowing the other to look
FizzyFrog6969 at 9:11am
Hey bitch! What’s the best cereal?
HorseRider_Blitz at 9:13am
UNLUCKY CHARMS OBVIOUSLY!
I figured it was some cotton-candy tasting shit till Stols made me try it. OH MY SATAN IT IS SO GOOD.
Did you know it has Horseshoes in it?
I repeat FUCKING HORSESHOES!!!
Ozzie sighed as he read the messages still racing onto FizzaRolli’s phone “He really is on that “horse thing” babe.” He says amused as the alarm on the phone for them to get up loudly interrupts with a ring before being thrown at the nearest wall, causing the phone to shatter upon impact.
“Fizzy ya could have just pressed snooze.”
“I know but my daddy can buy me a new one”