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Voltron Chatfic From Hell

Summary:

Pidge makes a gc for their friend group at the HS and it eventually expands and devolves into absolute chaos

 

(this uses a lot of references i took from groupchats i'm actually in so if u recognize something... uhhh... no you don't :D)
(also this is my first voltron fic so sorry if the characters r a little ooc?)

Chapter 1: It Begins

Notes:

Hope you enjoy!! I started this like... last year and only now finished the first chapter to post it T-T
By the time I post this, it should be close to new years so I hope everyone had a good holiday and have a happy new year!!
Constructive criticism is accepted and appreciated, and let me know if you have any requests or something!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

 

Pidge added Hunk, Lance, and Keith to a group chat!

 

Pidge renamed the chat to LGBTea

 

AUG 31 AT 11:03 AM

 

Keith

Why.

 

Pidge

why not?

also aren’t you in class right now

 

Keith

You know my schedule, I’m in study hall rn

 

Lance

pidge whyd u make a gc with mr emo ://

 

Keith

Uhm???

 

Pidge

because I want a group chat for my friends

 

Hunk

I think it’s nice! Now we all have a way to communicate :)

And now we can get to know Keith better since he has different classes than us

 

Lance

hunk pls, ur supposed to be on my side

 

Hunk

Lance please be nice. It won’t kill you to be in the same chat with Keith

 

Lance

yes it will!! this dude hates me y would i be in a gc with him

 

Keith

I don’t hate you?? What is happening???

 

Lance

oh so were lying now-

okay guys! keith doesnt hate me and i dont like girls!

 

Keith

I’m not lying. Is that so hard to believe? What did I even do to make you hate me so much??

 

Lance

um, how bout when u completely forgor who i am?? or when u kept showing off in gym just 2 make me angry?? any of that ring a bell???

forogt*

forgot**

 

Pidge

learn to spell idiot

 

Lance

HUSH

 

Keith

I don’t remember ‘showing off’ to make anyone angry, I just always did my best during gym class. I also have trouble remembering peoples faces, you aren’t the only person I’ve accidentally forgotten

 

Lance

how do you just forget what someone looks like-

 

Keith

It’s called prosopagnosia. You should look it up sometime.

 

Hunk

Oh I’ve heard of that! Lance, maybe start thinking before you speak :/

 

Pidge

was I the only one aware of this information?

 

Keith

In this group? Yeah. Considering I’m not really friends with Hunk or Lance

Also, why isn’t Shiro here? Is this just for school or can we add more people?

 

Pidge

it was meant to be just for school, but adding Shiro sounds fun, so why not

also we should have nicknames, our regular names are boring

 

Pidge changed their name to BestHolt

Keith changed their name to Keef

 

Lance

keef?? rlly???

 

Keef

Stfu

 

Lance changed their username to boy bi bi bi

Lance changed Hunk’s name to sunshine

 

sunshine

Aww.. Lance <333

 

boy bi bi bi

<3333

 

Keef

Stop being gay

 

boy bi bi bi

is this??

homophobia??

i hear????

pidge why is there a homophobe </3

 

BestHolt

he’s literally gay himself, he’s just like that

 

Keef

Damn alright

Shit I gtg

Talk to y’all later ig??

 

sunshine 

Bye Keith!! :))

 

BestHolt

oh shit peace out

i wonder if he got in trouble for being on his phone

 

boy bi bi bi

he did not just use “y’all”...

tell me im seeing shit…

this is blashepmt

blaspmety 

 

sunshine

Take your time, you got this

 

boy bi bi bi

blashempty

i give up

 

Keef

*Blasphemy

 

boy bi bi bi

STFU

I THOUGHT U WERE LEAVING

 

Keef

😶

 

boy bi bi bi

BITCH

 

Keef has muted LGBTea

 

boy bi bi bi

MOTHERFUCKER

GET BACK HERE

 

BestHolt

this is so entertaining-

 

sunshine

Oop

Okay well… I’m gonna leave 😀

Have fun…

 

boy bi bi bi 

HUNK PLEASE

NOT YOU TOO

LOML HELP

 

sunshine has muted LGBTea

 

BestHolt

lmao fuckin loser

 

boy bi bi bi

keith and pidge are harassing me pls save me sos!!

 

Keef

Liar we’re being nice

 

boy bi bi bi

uh!! 😁😁

(SEND HELP)

 

Keef

HELPP

 

boy bi bi bi

LMAO

ppl gonna think we crazy

 

Keef

We are wdym

 

BestHolt

since when were you guys best fucking friends??

 

boy bi bi bi

uh since never??

2 guys cant just joke around??

 

BestHolt

bffr..

 

boy bi bi bi

WHAT

WE ARENT FRIENDS??

 

Keef

Oh

 

boy bi bi bi

wdym ‘oh’

i thought we established that

 

Keef

No not you

this kid in my class just got in trouble

 

BestHolt

keith you usually don’t type in all lowercase, you good?

 

Keef

All good, just my phone

Anyways, I should go now

Don’t wanna get in trouble or anything

 

Keef has muted LGBTea

 

BestHolt

i’m not the only one who thought they were being weird, am i?

 

boy bi bi bi

no he fr seemed upset abt something

i dont even know him that well and could tell

 

BestHolt

must have something to do with that kid in his class

oh whoops

 

boy bi bi bi

girl fym ‘whoops’

 

BestHolt

when keith and hunk get back i’m gonna add shiro and maybe some other people, but then we gotta do ‘introductions’

basically just preferred name, pronouns, sexuality (if you’re comfortable), etc.

easy stuff to help us get to know each other better

 

boy bi bi bi

but i already know u pidge

 

BestHolt

yeah, but you and hunk should get to know keith better

and shiro maybe

 

boy bi bi bi

BE FR

I KNOW SHIRO

 

BestHolt

you know him? or you know of him?

two different things buddy

you can admire someone all you want and still not know them

 

boy bi bi bi

k u got me :/

i dont know shiro

BUT

uhh 

 

BestHolt

but?

 

boy bi bi bi

yknow what, nvm

im gonna make myself look stupid

 

BestHolt

you do enough of that anyway, don’t worry

 

boy bi bi bi

EXCUSE ME

 

BestHolt

you heard me

see ya later loser

 

BestHolt has muted LGBTea

 

boy bi bi bi

BITCH

i cannot believe this

 

boy bi bi bi has muted LGBTea





 

 

 

AUG 31 AT 4:17 PM

 

sunshine

Hello everyone!

 

boy bi bi bi

HUNK

 

sunshine

Hi Lance!! How was your day? :))

 

boy bi bi bi

it was good, wbu??

 

sunshine

About the samw :)) 

I’m glad yoursnwas gokf

 

boy bi bi bi

bestie..

what 😭

 

sunshine

I…..

My phone glitched as I was typing

 

boy bi bi bi

💀💀

 

BestHolt

hey y’all

 

sunshine

Hi Pidge!!

 

boy bi bi bi

hey pidgeon

 

BestHolt

bro my moms gassing it up

really passing that gas

gasoline that is

because we are at a gas station

fueling her automobile with gasoline

you thought i was making an inappropriate comment on my mother’s expelling of gas

but in fact

it was wordplay on the common roadside locations known as “gas stations” used to refuel the automobiles fuel source being gasoline, also known as “gas”

 

Keef

Girl wtf..

 

BestHolt

shush

anyways what happened earlier at school??

 

Keef

Fucking James being James again

 

BestHolt

goddamnit do i have to punch him again

 

Keef

Nah I could easily do that myself, don’t worry about that

He just said stuff about my family again

 

BestHolt

that asshole

 

boy bi bi bi

woah wait wtf r we talkin abt

 

Keef

Oh!

He also called me a slur!

Cute right 😻

 

BestHolt

i’m gonna need you to be so fr rn

 

Keef

Bro I’m deadass

 

BestHolt

WTF DID HE SAY??

 

Keef

Erm

He may or may not have called me a f*g and a tr*nny

 

BestHolt

that’s it, i’m killing him

 

boy bi bi bi

WOAH WTF??

 

sunshine

Are we talking about James Griffin?

 

Keef

Yea

Pidge don’t kill him, he’s not worth our time

He got in trouble anyways

 

BestHolt

that still doesn’t make it okay???

 

Keef

I know but still, it’s not worth it to get ourselves in trouble when it was already dealt with

 

BestHolt

okay fair point

my mom will kill me if i get in trouble for punching someone again

 

boy bi bi bi

wait..

AGAIN??

DID I MISS SOME LORE??

 

BestHolt

be fr

i thought you knew i’ve punched James like twice before just for saying shit

 

boy bi bi bi

I DID NOT KNOW THIS???

 

sunshine

Lance, I knew this?

Buddy you gotta learn to pay attention

 

boy bi bi bi

😐

oh

uh

speaking of..

 

sunshine

Lance…

 

boy bi bi bi

hunk

loml

do u have the notes for english 🫶

 

sunshine

Sigh

Yes, I do

Do you wanna come to my dorm and study?

 

boy bi bi bi

YES TYSM

UR A LIFESAVER <33

 

sunshine

..

<33

 

BestHolt

uhm

anyways

Keith are you sure you’re good?

 

Keef

Yeah, I’m talking to Shiro about it rn

 

boy bi bi bi

pause

you??

are talking to shiro???

 

Keef

Uhm.. yeah??

Is there a problem with that?

 

boy bi bi bi

HOW DO U KNOW HIM??

 

Keef

He’s my brother??

 

boy bi bi bi

WHAT.

PIDGE WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME

 

BestHolt

cause it’s not my business?

whatever i’m gonna go ahead and add shiro and then we can do introductions

 

boy bi bi bi

WE’RE JUST MOVING ON???

 

Keef

👍

 

sunshine

Okay Pidge!

 

boy bi bi bi

and now we’re ignoring me

 

BestHolt

hush

 

BestHolt added Shiro to LGBTea

 

BestHolt changed Shiro's name to Space Dad

 

Space Dad

Oh, hello?

 

Keef

Hey Shiro

 

Space Dad

Keith what is this?

 

Keef

It's a groupchat thing that Pidge made

 

Space Dad

Oh okay

Hello everyone!

 

BestHolt

hey shiro

 

sunshine

Hello!!

 

boy bi bi bi

UH

HI

 

BestHolt

don't mind him

he's a fanboy

 

boy bi bi bi

SHH PIDGE

 

BestHolt

whatever

time for introductions!! so that you guys can get to know each other better!! just say stuff like your name, pronouns, sexuality (if you want), and maybe a fun fact

i'll go first even though you guys already know me

i'm Pidge, i use they/them pronouns, i'm aroace, and i like to code

 

Keef

I guess I'll go next?

I'm Keith, I use any pronouns but I'm fine with just He/Him, I'm gay, and I like to collect knives ig

 

boy bi bi bi

WOAHH u collect knives??

sickk

anyways me next!!

im lance, the one and only 😍

i use he/they pronouns and as my name suggest, im bisexual 😌

anddd im rlly into skincare and makeup!

 

sunshine

I guess I'll go next?

Uhm, I'm Hunk, I use He/Him pronouns, I'm panromantic asexual, and I love to cook!!

 

Space Dad

Wow, it's nice to meet you all, save for Keith and Pidge since I already know you two

I guess that just leaves me

I'm Shiro, I use He/Him pronouns, I'm gay, and I'm currently working on my masters degree for engineering!

 

BestHolt

great now that we all know each other

i'll just let you guys talk while i work on my homework since i doubt you guys are doing yours

 

boy bi bi bi

ouch

u got me there pidgeon

 

Space Dad

I think you should do your homework Lance, it's very important

 

boy bi bi bi

omg ur so right shiro tysm ill get started on that imediatly

immediately*

 

boy bi bi bi has muted LGBTea

 

BestHolt

lmao loser

 

Keef

I was gonna do mine anyways after our talk, dw

 

sunshine

Yeah, I was planning on doing mine soon too! I'll go get Lance and help him since he needs notes from me anyways

I'll talk to you guys later!!

 

sunshine has muted LGBTea

 

Keef

Alr peace out 💥

 

Keef has muted LGBTea

BestHolt has muted LGBTea

 

Space Dad

Wait how do I mute the chat like that

 

BestHolt

it happens automatically when you close the chat 👍

 

Space Dad

Oh, got it! Thank you Pidge

 

BestHolt

you got it

 

BestHolt has muted LGBTea

Space Dad has muted LGBTea

 

 

Notes:

Almost forgot to say BUT!! I can reclaim the tagged slurs I had Keith say-! Author dearest is both gay and trans <3
I figured I'd mention it incase anyone thought it was a little weird? Also sorry to any James fans (if there are any) but I strongly dislike him so he's gonna be a bitch in this lol

ALSO! If there's a tagged emoji (prob pops up like a box) it's just the heart hands emoji. It should pop up if ur reading on ur phone but I know some people read on their computers so just putting it out there

Chapter 2: The Chaos Continues

Summary:

-

Shiro

Shush child

 

Keith

Shush old man

 

Shiro

WHA-

RUDE??

I'M ONLY 25

 

Keith

Only 25

-

the plot thickens!!
some shit goes down, a new character is mentioned, we get a cameo from our favourite boy ever (yes it's Kosmo), and we get our first bit of non-texting stuff!!

Notes:

Usernames in case you need them ^^

LGBTea:
Lance - boy bi bi bi
Keith - Keef
Pidge - BestHolt
Hunk - sunshine
Shiro - Space Dad

Hope you enjoy!! As always, constructive criticism is accepted and appreciated, and let me know if you have any requests or something!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text




Lance > LGBTea



SEP 1 AT 1:48 AM



boy bi bi bi

whats up party people

 

Keef

Lance why are you awake rn

 

boy bi bi bi

cuz i cant sleep

plus i got distracted on my phone and once i snapped out of it, it was alr late as hell

why r u awake??

 

Keef

I’m gonna be so honest rn

The same exact reason as you 💀

 

boy bi bi bi

damn thats crazy

whatd u get distracetd with

 

Keef

Uhh

Nothing rlly

 

boy bi bi bi

yea like im gonna blieve that

belive

wtv

u were prob shopping for knives or sumn

i was doom scrolling tiktok, per usual

 

Keef

That seems like something you’d do

But no, I wasn’t shopping for knives

I was.. idk researching??

 

boy bi bi bi

at this hour 😭

bro what were u looking up??

 

Keef

Medical stuff

That’s all I’ll say

 

boy bi bi bi

kayyy..

anygays i should prob go to bed since we got school tomorrow

 

Keef

Yea me too

Goodnight then, see you tomorrow?

 

boy bi bi bi

gn 😻

n yea ill see u tomorrow since im volunteering u to eat lunch w us

 

Keef

Uh..

Okay?

 

boy bi bi bi

SUCCESS!!

alr bye keefer 👊

 

boy bi bi bi has muted LGBTea

 

Keef

Bye??

Wtf just happened 🧍

 

Keef has muted LGBTea








SEP 1 AT 7:01 AM

 

Space Dad

Does anyone want to tell me why Keith and Lance were up late last night?

 

Keef

Shiro if you actually read our messages you’d know

 

BestHolt

the attitude is crazy 💀

 

Space Dad

Keith I will confiscate your knife

 

Keef

Not if I confiscate your bf first

 

boy bi bi bi

WOAH WHAT??

 

Space Dad

Keith what the hell does that mean

Keith please

KEITH

I KNOW YOU’RE IN THE CHAT

 

Keef

[Sent an image]

 

Space Dad

WHAT THE-

WHERE ARE YOU??

 

Keef

My knife better be safe

 

Space Dad

ARE YOU SAFE??

 

Keef

Kashi plz, I’m fine

I told Adam that I was confiscating him from you and he took me to McDonalds’s to get breakfast

 

Space Dad

Keith I’m begging you

Please come back to school

Class starts in 10 minutes and I cannot have you late

 

Keef

Jesus 

Fine dad 🙄

You owe Kos more treats for making him move around so much

 

Space Dad

IT’S LITERALLY YOUR FAULT??

 

Keef has muted LGBTea

 

Space Dad

This kid 😒

 

boy bi bi bi

so can someone tell me wtf just happened

cuz im rlly confused

 

BestHolt

this happens a lot

i’ve gotten used to it, you will too

 

boy bi bi bi

and who tf is kos?? is that a dog??

 

Space Dad

It’s Kosmo, Keith’s dog

You’ve likely seen him around school since he’s not hard to miss

 

boy bi bi bi

OH

so thats the dogs name

yea ive seen him around w keith but never knew his name

big ass dog

 

BestHolt

yeah, but that makes him better at deep pressure therapy

oh shit, class starts soon gtg

oh and dw Shiro, Keith just walked in

with food, that bitch

 

Space Dad

Good

And just ask them for some, they’ll likely give you something if they haven’t already eaten it all

 

BestHolt

i got a hashbrown >:3

okay but srsly i gtg, see you later Shiro and Lance (i know ur lurking)

 

Space Dad

Bye Pidge, bye Lance 😁

 

boy bi bi bi

peace out gamers ✌️

 

Multiple Users have muted LGBTea

 

 

 


 

 

 

Keith -> Shiro

 

 

SEP 1 AT 11:59 AM

 

Keith

Sorry abt earlier

You don't have to buy treats for Kosmo

 

Shiro

Keith it's fine

Yes, you need to work on your attitude and your impulsiveness, but we can work on those later on

Anyhow, I'm proud of you for making new friends and for starting to be more open with them!

 

Keith

Well Pidge kinda forced me to talk to them but okay

 

Shiro

Whatever you say buddy

I saw those messages with Lance, I can tell you guys are getting closer

 

Keith

Hush

 

Shiro

I'm not teasing!! I'm actually really happy for you!

 

 

-

 

 

Adam -> Keith

 

Adam

Why is your brother crying while on call with me?

 

Keith

Man idk

He says he's proud of me or smthn for making friends ig?

 

Adam

Ah, that'll do it.

Well, I'm also proud of you, if it means anything.

 

Keith

Thanks?

I'm telling this loser to stop crying

 

Adam

Have fun.

 

 

-

 

 

Keith -> Shiro

 

Keith

Stop crying loser

 

Shiro

How did you even know about that

 

Keith

Ur bf told me lmao

 

Shiro

That snitch

Still can't believe he took you to get breakfast and didn't get me anything

 

Keith

What did you want him to do? Pull up to your campus with food and make it back to the high school within 10 minutes to make it to his class??

 

Shiro

Valid

Wait aren't you in class right now

 

Keith

Aren't you??

 

Shiro

Shush child

 

Keith

Shush old man

 

Shiro

WHA-

RUDE??

I'M ONLY 25

 

Keith

Only 25

 

Shiro

I'm done talking to you, you're mean

 

Keith

Whatever

Bye old man

 

Shiro

ONLY 25!!

 

Keith

Only 25..

 

 

-

 

 

Shiro -> LGBTea

 

Space Dad

Pidge please come get your loser friend

 

BestHolt

what did Lance do now

 

boy bi bi bi

EXCUSE ME?? I DIDNT DO ANYTBUG

ANYTHING*

 

Keef

He's talking about me

And ur the loser Shiro

 

Space Dad

KEITH HUSH

 

Keef

I don't have to listen to you, you're not my dad

 

Space Dad

I'm not even old enough to be your dad

 

Keef

Oh right, you're Only 25.

 

Space Dad

That's it, I'm taking your knife.

 

Keef

kys.

 

BestHolt

WOAH

 

boy bi bi bi

HELLO???

 

sunshine

Keith that wasn't very nice :((

 

Keef

I'd like to formally apologize for my actions. I meant no harm and I spoke without thinking. I do hope you can forgive my behavior.

 

Space Dad

Thank you, Keith

 

boy bi bi bi

idk man that seemed hella sarcastic 💀

 

Keef

At least Lance picked up on it

I'm only sorry to Hunk

Shiro, you can suck it

 

BestHolt

this is like free entertainment lmao

 

boy bi bi bi

ikr 🍿

 

Space Dad

You know what Keith

 

Keef

What, old man.

 

Space Dad

I'm taking ALL of your knives and I'm calling Coran

You're also grounded

 

Keef

Be so fr..

Whatever I needed to talk to Coran anyways

Can I at least keep my phone

 

Space Dad

Yes, you can keep your phone because Adam and I still need to be able to contact you, but I'm taking your computer

 

Keef

Damn

How long am I grounded for this time

 

boy bi bi bi

THIS TIME??

 

BestHolt

this is a regular occurrence

 

boy bi bi bi

pidge i cant rn what is that word

 

BestHolt

UGH

this happens a lot

 

boy bi bi bi

oh okay

damn

keefers a bad boy huh 😏

 

Space Dad

Guys, please.

 

BestHolt

sorry Shiro

 

boy bi bi bi

sorry shiro 🙏

 

Space Dad

Anyways, you're grounded just for the week

At the end of the week, I expect an apology both to me and your friends for your behavior

 

Keef

k whatever.

 

Keef has muted LGBTea

 

boy bi bi bi

too far??

 

BestHolt

no, he's just pissy cuz he's grounded again

 

boy bi bi bi

can i ask who coran is 🧍

 

BestHolt

not my place to share, if Keith wants to tell you, they will

 

boy bi bi bi

gotcha

why is keith so obsessed with his knife or wtv

 

BestHolt

i'm actually not sure, he hasn't told me that yet

i'm assuming it's sentimental tho

 

Space Dad

It is, which is why I feel bad taking it away, but he can't keep acting like this without consequences

 

BestHolt

honestly, he acts this way even with consequences

good on you for thinking to call Coran tbh

i think he's been more pissy than usual after the whole thing with James the other day

 

Space Dad

I figured

I just wish he'd reach out to someone or do something to get his feelings out instead of taking it out on those around him

 

BestHolt

i feel you on that

i know he'll feel guilty once he calms down so we just have to wait it out

 

Space Dad

Yeah

Well, I've got a class to get to and I know you guys are still in school so I'll talk to you guys later

 

BestHolt

bye Shiro

 

boy bi bi bi

seeya shiro

 

Space Dad   has muted LGBTea

 

boy bi bi bi

anygays

this class is boring as hell

pidge save me

 

BestHolt

suck it up loser

 

boy bi bi bi

MEAN

hunk plz defend me i know ur still here

 

sunshine

Pidge :(

 

BestHolt

ugh

fine, sorry Lance

 

boy bi bi bi

ur fogrien, ty hunk

foriven

forgiven

los hijo de puta

 

BestHolt

lmao

Lance aren't you in english rn

 

boy bi bi bi

yea y??

 

BestHolt

maybe you should pay attention, you clearly need it

 

boy bi bi bi

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR MAKING SPELLING ERRORS

ENGLISH ISNT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

 

BestHolt

exactly, so pay attention

 

boy bi bi bi

kinda hard to do that when theres a tiny gremlin blowing up my phone

 

BestHolt

shut up

i'm going to go pay attention like SOMEONE should be doing right now

goodbye fuckers (not you hunk ily)

 

sunshine

Bye Pidge!! (ily2)

 

boy bi bi bi

bye pidgeon 🙄

 

BestHolt has muted LGBTea

 

sunshine

Now pay attention to the lesson Lance, please

 

boy bi bi bi

well since you asked so nicely, i will

seeya hunk <33

 

sunshine

Talk to you later Lance <33 ^^

 

Multiple Users have muted LGBTea

 

 

 


 

 

 

    It had already been a long day for Keith, and it was only a little past noon. He sighed and shut his phone off, stuffing it into his pocket and readjusting in his seat. He glanced around the room in a bored manner, before turning to look at the clock on the wall above the whiteboard. Why the room had a whiteboard, Keith didn’t know. There was never anything written there, considering this was a study hall. The clock was a little behind, Keith knew from past experience, so from what he could see, there were only a few more minutes until lunch. 

 

    ‘Thank god,’ he thought, before sighing again. ‘Right, I’m eating lunch with Lance, Pidge, and Hunk. Can’t believe I forgot. Where are we even eating at? Should I text Lance and ask? Whatever. I'll just head down to the cafeteria and look for them.’ For the few moments he had until the bell rang, Keith laid his head down on the desk in front of him and closed his eyes, taking a deep breath in an attempt to calm down from earlier. Sensing his unease, Kosmo perked up from his place under Keith’s desk and rested his head on Keith’s lap in his own attempt to calm the boy down. Keith smiled a bit and reached a hand down, beginning to gently card his fingers through Kosmo’s fur absentmindedly. Keith knew he shouldn’t have said and done what he did, but as always, he was too impulsive for his own good. 

 

    Even after his talk with Shiro about being impulsive, he still managed to fuck up. On the same day, no less. In the midst of Keith’s thoughts, the bell rang, and Keith reluctantly sat up and grabbed his things, before standing. He watched as everyone else left the room before finally leaving himself, Kosmo quietly following beside him. He began the trek downstairs to the cafeteria, stopping by his locker on the way to put his things away and grab the lunch he packed. No way in hell was he eating the school food. 

 

    Once he was done, Keith shut his locker and gave Kosmo a quick pat before continuing to head towards the cafeteria. When he arrived, he scanned the room for his friends. Can he call them that? Keith knew that Pidge was his friend, but he wasn’t sure where he stood with Lance or Hunk. Especially since Lance seemed adamant they weren’t friends, yet continued to talk to him like they were. People were confusing. He didn’t see the group on his first pass, so he scanned the room again, looking closer this time. Eventually, he spotted the trio and made his way over, dodging people and occasionally glancing back to make sure Kosmo was alright. He finally arrived at the table and sat at the end next to Lance, Kosmo taking his place at Keith’s feet under the table. The three turned to him and smiled. 

 

    “Keith! Nice of you to join us! I was nervous you were going to flake after what happened earlier.” Lance chuckled, fidgeting with the strings on his jacket. Keith gave him an awkward nod, eyes focused on his lunchbox as he opened it up and pulled out some small snacks for Kosmo. He fed them to him, the dog happily accepting the treats. After he finished, Keith pulled out his own food and drink, setting them on the table and closing his lunchbox back up. He then realised Lance was staring at him, although the other two at the table were minding their business. Keith turned to look at Lance, arching a brow in confusion. Lance noticed he’d been caught and sputtered, attempting to mutter out an apology and excuses. Keith just shrugged and grabbed his drink, opening it and taking a sip.

 

    “Sorry about earlier, by the way.” He spoke up finally, the other three looking at him.

 

    “Hey, it’s alright man. Well, not alright, but we understand. Thank you for apologising to us. Have you apologised to Shiro yet?” Hunk responded, smiling softly at him. Keith tensed and shook his head no, refusing to look at the group.

 

    “Well, we won’t rush you, but you should apologise soon.” Pidge spoke, shrugging as they took a bite of their food. Keith nodded, sparing a glance at Lance who had gone back to eating. 

 

    “I’ll apologise when we get home. He doesn’t deserve a half-assed text like earlier.” Keith mumbled the last bit, grabbing some of his food and opening it, slowly beginning to eat it. There was a bit of awkward silence for a bit, before Lance spoke up in an attempt to get rid of it.

 

    “So! Tell me about yourself, Keefer.” He grinned, turning to look at the boy in question. Keith rolled his eyes at the nickname, but shifted to face Lance better.

 

    “What do you want to know?” Keith asked, unsure how to properly respond to Lance’s curiosity. He was never really good at small talk, so he hated this kind of thing, but he had gotten used to it over the years.

 

    “Hm,” Lance thought for a moment, dramatically bringing a hand up and stroking his chin as if he had a beard. “Oh! It’s cool if you don’t want to answer, but can I ask about you using any pronouns?” Lance looked at him curiously, a grin on his face. For a moment, Keith thought Lance was making fun of him, but pushed that thought away when he remembered how accepting Lance seemed.

 

    “Oh, uh.. I guess I just use any pronouns ‘cause I don’t really mind what people call me? I mean, I’m a guy, and I doubt that’ll be changing anytime soon, but I don’t care if people call me she or whatever.” Keith responded, giving a small shrug. He watched as Lance nodded, seeming to process the information.

 

    “That’s cool!” The boy smiled, taking another bite of his food. From then, the lunch period continued on, the time being spent with Lance and Keith getting to know each other a bit better by asking questions, Hunk and Pidge joining in occasionally. Eventually, the bell rang to signify the end of lunch and Lance, dramatic as ever, pouted and sighed loudly, before grabbing his tray and standing.

 

    “Looks like this is goodbye for now.” Lance smiled at him, waving before leaving to take his tray up and head to his next class. Hunk and Pidge also said their goodbyes, and once the cafeteria was decently empty, Keith stood with his things. He walked to the nearest trashcan and tossed his things, before heading back up to his locker to grab his stuff and put his lunchbox away, Kosmo trailing behind him. The day continued as it usually did, though it seemed more boring than usual and everything seemed to make Keith angry. By the end of the day, Keith was exhausted and couldn’t wait to go home, before remembering that not only did he have an apology to make, he was also grounded until next week.

 

    He sighed and exited his last class of the day, making his way outside to wait for Adam, sitting on one of the benches lining the sidewalk. It was chilly outside, but it was still a nice day. While waiting, Keith spent his time watching everyone leave and watching the trees sway in the wind, listening to music in his headphones. He wasn’t sure how much time passed, but eventually Adam walked outside and sat next to him. Keith paused his music and took his headphones off, looking at Adam. 

 

    “Hey, I heard what happened earlier. Are you doing okay?” Adam asked, receiving a shrug in response. Keith turned to look at the ground in front of him, petting Kosmo gently. 

 

    “I don’t know why I said what I did, but I’m gonna apologise. I just need time to cool down once we get home ‘cause today was really overwhelming.” Keith sighed, picking at the rips in his jeans. Adam nodded, standing up.

 

    “Well, Takashi’s class is going on for longer than he thought it would, so you should have plenty of time to relax and maybe think about what you’re going to say before he gets home.” Adam gave him a small smile, and Keith nodded, also standing up. With that, they walked to Adam’s car, Keith choosing to sit in the back so that Kosmo had more room to lay down. The drive home was quiet, and once they arrived, Keith immediately went inside and to his room, setting his things down and laying on the floor.

 

    Getting the hint, Kosmo layed on top of Keith, gently nudging Keith’s face with his nose. They stayed like that for a while, Kosmo on top of Keith while Keith absentmindedly petted the dog. Eventually, Keith heard the front door and some talking, before hearing footsteps begin approaching his room. There was a knock on the door, and Keith gave a hum. The door opened to show Shiro, and he stepped into the room, shutting the door behind him.

 

    “Sorry about today. I don’t know what came over me and I feel really bad for the things I said.” Keith spoke before Shiro could even open his mouth. He was given a soft smile from the man, who walked over and sat next to him on the floor.

 

    “Thank you for apologising, Keith. I understand you have trouble with impulse and saying things you don’t mean. That doesn’t make it okay, but I understand. I did speak to Coran like I said I would, and he said that you guys could talk about it during your next session with him. Does that sound okay?” Keith nodded, sighing softly. Shiro gave him a gentle pat on his shoulder, before standing and walking to the door.

 

    “Do you want takeout for dinner? I heard from Adam that today’s been rough.” Shiro asked, turning back to look at Keith while opening the door. Keith nodded with a smile, and Shiro smiled back before leaving the room, shutting the door behind him. Dinner wouldn’t be for a few more hours, but Keith would be spending those hours doing homework and then relaxing more. With a huff, he gently patted Kosmo and the dog crawled off of him so he could sit up, standing to go sit at his desk. He grabbed his bag and pulled out his folder, pulling out all the things he needed and setting them on the desk. Keith then grabbed a pencil from his pencil cup and hunched over the desk, beginning to work on the first assignment in front of him.

Notes:

So.. a lot happened !!

I'm actually surprised I got this chapter out as fast as I did, especially since I've been getting sick on and off cuz of the cold weather, but weirdly enough I feel the most motivated when I'm sick (I'm currently sick as I'm typing this so-). Anyways, hope you enjoyed, and any comments and kudos are greatly appreciated ^^

Chapter 3: Silly Times

Summary:

More chaos, more memes, and some new friends

Notes:

Usernames in case you need them ^^

LGBTea:
Lance - boy bi bi bi
Keith - Keef
Pidge - BestHolt
Hunk - sunshine
Shiro - Space Dad

Sorry this is so late, I've been so busy this year, but I've finally got some free time so here we are!! Comments and kudos are appreciated but not required, love you all, please stay safe!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Pidge > LGBTea




SEP 7 AT 8:39 PM



BestHolt

DUDE

I WAS AT MY DADS WORK

AND THE CHAIRS THEY HAVE ARE LIKE TALLER THAN ME

MY FOOT GOT CAUGHT AS I WAS TRYING TO GET UP

AND I FUCKINH FELL AND ATE SHIT

 

Keef

OSJANJWJ

IMAGINE

 

BestHolt

AND I HIT MY HEAD

 

Keef

Oh shit u good??

 

BestHolt

AND THERE WAS A NEW HIRE

 

Keef

HELPP

 

BestHolt

but yeah i’m fine, just really embarrassing

Matt wouldn’t stop laughing at me 💀

 

Keef

Yea I bet 💀

How is Matt?? I haven’t seen him in a while, aside from passing by him in the hall

I miss him tbh </3

 

BestHolt

gayass /lh

he’s doing good

he’s having a lot of fun working with dad

 

Keef

That’s good! Tell him we need to hangout soon

 

BestHolt

here i’ll just add him

 

Keef

YAY

 

BestHolt

🙄

 

BestHolt added Matt to LGBTea

 

BestHolt changed Matt’s name to WorstHolt

 

boy bi bi bi

yo whos this

 

BestHolt

my brother 😒

 

boy bi bi bi

sweettt

 

WorstHolt

what is up chat !!!

 

Keef

MATT !!

 

WorstHolt

KEITH !! MY LOVE !!

 

Keef

I missed you 😔

 

WorstHolt

i missed u too my snookie wookie bear

we need to hangout soon pretty pretty plz

 

Keef

YES

SHIRO GET IN HERE

 

Space Dad

Hi Matt!

I’m fine if you want to come over, I’ll let Adam know :)

 

WorstHolt

TY SPACE DADDY

 

Space Dad

Okay…

 

Space Dad has muted LGBTea

 

boy bi bi bi

im so confused

r u guys like,, togehter orrr ??

 

WorstHolt

oh no were not

 

Keef

This is just how we talk to each other

Especially cuz it makes Pidge mad 💀

 

boy bi bi bi

OHH LMAO OKAY 💀💀

 

BestHolt

sounds like someone’s a tad jealous… 🤨

 

boy bi bi bi

WHAT R U ON ABT????

I WAS JST WONDERIJG??

 

BestHolt

okay buddy.. 🫡

 

WorstHolt

don’t worry stranger!!! i won’t steal keithy weithy away from u <33

 

BestHolt

Matt let me pin the intro messages and then you need to go read them and make your own

 

WorstHolt

you got it boss ‼️

 

BestHolt

sigh..

 

BestHolt pinned 7 messages

 

BestHolt

alright go read those (i don’t care if you already know most of us)

and then make your own when you’re done

 

WorstHolt

word alr

okay!!!

i’m matt !! i use he/him pronouns, i’m bisexual (lance ur my buddy now), and i have the best sibling ever 😖

 

BestHolt pinned a message

 

boy bi bi bi

FELLOW BISEXUAL ‼️

 

WorstHolt

YES !!

 

Keef

Oh lord..

 

boy bi bi bi

ANYWAYS

>_<

my hands r freezing

its so cold

😣😣

 

Keef

Rip 🪦

 

WorstHolt

let me warn them for you baka

warm

 

boy bi bi bi

HELFPDO

 

WorstHolt

yes

😊

 

Keef

Ugh.. gay people 🙄/j

 

WorstHolt

i have a boyfirnd

 

Keef

ermcat.png

 

WorstHolt

can you shut up please omfg

you suck

like stop

stop

Keith i love you you’reso cool and amazing /p

you’re one of the best pol here

pll

ppl

*

 

Keef

The switch up is crazy 💀

 

WorstHolt

mb chat

the demons took over

 

boy bi bi bi

thats nuts to butts lemme peep that shizzle tizzle up rq and

 

Keef

What language did you just speak..

 

boy bi bi bi

woyldnt comprehend gotta be at least neck deep in yodie land taking a boil your skin off hot shower to understand or sm shit idk

 

Keef

Huh??? 😭

 

BestHolt

you guys are so fucking weird

this is why i didn’t invite Matt

 

WorstHolt

UHM??? RUDE???

 

boy bi bi bi

cant believe the salnder of my man rn 😠

 

Keef

Uhhh… anyways! 😁

My birthday is so close what the freak

 

BestHolt

oh yeah

you’re turning 18

old ass

 

Keef

Imagine being a literal child

 

BestHolt

lunches you

PUNCHES*

 

Keef

LUNCHES

LMAO

 

BestHolt

SHUT HP

 

WorstHolt

KNFAOOOO ⁉️⁉️⁉️

 

Keef

KNFAO??

 

WorstHolt

Kiss Nora’s Fucking Ass Off

 

Keef

HUH????

Okay chat I’m gonna lay down

 

boy bi bi bi

discount

goodnight*

 

Keef

DISCOUNT

 

boy bi bi bi

HE’LL

 

Keef

Okay but fr, goodnight guys

 

WorstHolt

night pookie!!! sleep well 😋

 

BestHolt

night Keith ✌️

 

Keef has muted LGBTea

 

boy bi bi bi

gnithg

gnight*

ohi m too late

 

BestHolt

LMAO

 

WorstHolt

Pidgey can i change my name plz :(

 

BestHolt

why? i think it’s perfect

 

WorstHolt

PLZPLZPLZPLZPZLZ

 

BestHolt

OH MY GOD FINE.

there i gave you admin JUST TO CHANGE YOUR NAME.

 

WorstHolt

YIPPEE!!!!

 

WorstHolt changed their name to God and Anime

 

BestHolt

you’ve got to be kidding me

alright admin privs revoked

 

God and Anime

i got what i wanted so i’m chill w that

 

boy bi bi bi

VINE REFERENCE???

 

God and Anime

YOU KNOW IT BBYYY !!!!

oh shit wait it’s kinda late

i have work after school tomorrow

 

boy bi bi bi

oh worm

its not taht late for mre tbh but u rite

guess its tiem to hti athe hay 😖

 

BestHolt

yeah you clearly need sleep

your spelling has rapidly declined in the past 10 minutes good lord

 

boy bi bi bi

shush the fuck.

okay gonidtngt alll

godonitgh*

goodnight*

yea.

 

BestHolt

night losers

 

God and Anime

goodnight !!

 

boy bi bi bi has muted LGBTea

 

BestHolt has muted LGBTea

 

God and Anime has muted LGBTea

Notes:

This was really short compared to the other chapters so I apologize, but again, I've been busy, so,,, yeah. Hope you enjoyed regardless!! I really tried to upload the erm cat image but I could not figure it out for the life of me so,, big sigh.