Chapter 1: It Begins
Notes:
Hope you enjoy!! I started this like... last year and only now finished the first chapter to post it T-T
By the time I post this, it should be close to new years so I hope everyone had a good holiday and have a happy new year!!
Constructive criticism is accepted and appreciated, and let me know if you have any requests or something!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Pidge added Hunk, Lance, and Keith to a group chat!
Pidge renamed the chat to LGBTea
AUG 31 AT 11:03 AM
Keith
Why.
Pidge
why not?
also aren’t you in class right now
Keith
You know my schedule, I’m in study hall rn
Lance
pidge whyd u make a gc with mr emo ://
Keith
Uhm???
Pidge
because I want a group chat for my friends
Hunk
I think it’s nice! Now we all have a way to communicate :)
And now we can get to know Keith better since he has different classes than us
Lance
hunk pls, ur supposed to be on my side
Hunk
Lance please be nice. It won’t kill you to be in the same chat with Keith
Lance
yes it will!! this dude hates me y would i be in a gc with him
Keith
I don’t hate you?? What is happening???
Lance
oh so were lying now-
okay guys! keith doesnt hate me and i dont like girls!
Keith
I’m not lying. Is that so hard to believe? What did I even do to make you hate me so much??
Lance
um, how bout when u completely forgor who i am?? or when u kept showing off in gym just 2 make me angry?? any of that ring a bell???
forogt*
forgot**
Pidge
learn to spell idiot
Lance
HUSH
Keith
I don’t remember ‘showing off’ to make anyone angry, I just always did my best during gym class. I also have trouble remembering peoples faces, you aren’t the only person I’ve accidentally forgotten
Lance
how do you just forget what someone looks like-
Keith
It’s called prosopagnosia. You should look it up sometime.
Hunk
Oh I’ve heard of that! Lance, maybe start thinking before you speak :/
Pidge
was I the only one aware of this information?
Keith
In this group? Yeah. Considering I’m not really friends with Hunk or Lance
Also, why isn’t Shiro here? Is this just for school or can we add more people?
Pidge
it was meant to be just for school, but adding Shiro sounds fun, so why not
also we should have nicknames, our regular names are boring
Pidge changed their name to BestHolt
Keith changed their name to Keef
Lance
keef?? rlly???
Keef
Stfu
Lance changed their username to boy bi bi bi
Lance changed Hunk’s name to sunshine
sunshine
Aww.. Lance <333
boy bi bi bi
<3333
Keef
Stop being gay
boy bi bi bi
is this??
homophobia??
i hear????
pidge why is there a homophobe </3
BestHolt
he’s literally gay himself, he’s just like that
Keef
Damn alright
Shit I gtg
Talk to y’all later ig??
sunshine
Bye Keith!! :))
BestHolt
oh shit peace out
i wonder if he got in trouble for being on his phone
boy bi bi bi
he did not just use “y’all”...
tell me im seeing shit…
this is blashepmt
blaspmety
sunshine
Take your time, you got this
boy bi bi bi
blashempty
i give up
Keef
*Blasphemy
boy bi bi bi
STFU
I THOUGHT U WERE LEAVING
Keef
😶
boy bi bi bi
BITCH
Keef has muted LGBTea
boy bi bi bi
MOTHERFUCKER
GET BACK HERE
BestHolt
this is so entertaining-
sunshine
Oop
Okay well… I’m gonna leave 😀
Have fun…
boy bi bi bi
HUNK PLEASE
NOT YOU TOO
LOML HELP
sunshine has muted LGBTea
BestHolt
lmao fuckin loser
boy bi bi bi
keith and pidge are harassing me pls save me sos!!
Keef
Liar we’re being nice
boy bi bi bi
uh!! 😁😁
(SEND HELP)
Keef
HELPP
boy bi bi bi
LMAO
ppl gonna think we crazy
Keef
We are wdym
BestHolt
since when were you guys best fucking friends??
boy bi bi bi
uh since never??
2 guys cant just joke around??
BestHolt
bffr..
boy bi bi bi
WHAT
WE ARENT FRIENDS??
Keef
Oh
boy bi bi bi
wdym ‘oh’
i thought we established that
Keef
No not you
this kid in my class just got in trouble
BestHolt
keith you usually don’t type in all lowercase, you good?
Keef
All good, just my phone
Anyways, I should go now
Don’t wanna get in trouble or anything
Keef has muted LGBTea
BestHolt
i’m not the only one who thought they were being weird, am i?
boy bi bi bi
no he fr seemed upset abt something
i dont even know him that well and could tell
BestHolt
must have something to do with that kid in his class
oh whoops
boy bi bi bi
girl fym ‘whoops’
BestHolt
when keith and hunk get back i’m gonna add shiro and maybe some other people, but then we gotta do ‘introductions’
basically just preferred name, pronouns, sexuality (if you’re comfortable), etc.
easy stuff to help us get to know each other better
boy bi bi bi
but i already know u pidge
BestHolt
yeah, but you and hunk should get to know keith better
and shiro maybe
boy bi bi bi
BE FR
I KNOW SHIRO
BestHolt
you know him? or you know of him?
two different things buddy
you can admire someone all you want and still not know them
boy bi bi bi
k u got me :/
i dont know shiro
BUT
uhh
BestHolt
but?
boy bi bi bi
yknow what, nvm
im gonna make myself look stupid
BestHolt
you do enough of that anyway, don’t worry
boy bi bi bi
EXCUSE ME
BestHolt
you heard me
see ya later loser
BestHolt has muted LGBTea
boy bi bi bi
BITCH
i cannot believe this
boy bi bi bi has muted LGBTea
AUG 31 AT 4:17 PM
sunshine
Hello everyone!
boy bi bi bi
HUNK
sunshine
Hi Lance!! How was your day? :))
boy bi bi bi
it was good, wbu??
sunshine
About the samw :))
I’m glad yoursnwas gokf
boy bi bi bi
bestie..
what 😭
sunshine
I…..
My phone glitched as I was typing
boy bi bi bi
💀💀
BestHolt
hey y’all
sunshine
Hi Pidge!!
boy bi bi bi
hey pidgeon
BestHolt
bro my moms gassing it up
really passing that gas
gasoline that is
because we are at a gas station
fueling her automobile with gasoline
you thought i was making an inappropriate comment on my mother’s expelling of gas
but in fact
it was wordplay on the common roadside locations known as “gas stations” used to refuel the automobiles fuel source being gasoline, also known as “gas”
Keef
Girl wtf..
BestHolt
shush
anyways what happened earlier at school??
Keef
Fucking James being James again
BestHolt
goddamnit do i have to punch him again
Keef
Nah I could easily do that myself, don’t worry about that
He just said stuff about my family again
BestHolt
that asshole
boy bi bi bi
woah wait wtf r we talkin abt
Keef
Oh!
He also called me a slur!
Cute right 😻
BestHolt
i’m gonna need you to be so fr rn
Keef
Bro I’m deadass
BestHolt
WTF DID HE SAY??
Keef
Erm
He may or may not have called me a f*g and a tr*nny
BestHolt
that’s it, i’m killing him
boy bi bi bi
WOAH WTF??
sunshine
Are we talking about James Griffin?
Keef
Yea
Pidge don’t kill him, he’s not worth our time
He got in trouble anyways
BestHolt
that still doesn’t make it okay???
Keef
I know but still, it’s not worth it to get ourselves in trouble when it was already dealt with
BestHolt
okay fair point
my mom will kill me if i get in trouble for punching someone again
boy bi bi bi
wait..
AGAIN??
DID I MISS SOME LORE??
BestHolt
be fr
i thought you knew i’ve punched James like twice before just for saying shit
boy bi bi bi
I DID NOT KNOW THIS???
sunshine
Lance, I knew this?
Buddy you gotta learn to pay attention
boy bi bi bi
😐
oh
uh
speaking of..
sunshine
Lance…
boy bi bi bi
hunk
loml
do u have the notes for english 🫶
sunshine
Sigh
Yes, I do
Do you wanna come to my dorm and study?
boy bi bi bi
YES TYSM
UR A LIFESAVER <33
sunshine
..
<33
BestHolt
uhm
anyways
Keith are you sure you’re good?
Keef
Yeah, I’m talking to Shiro about it rn
boy bi bi bi
pause
you??
are talking to shiro???
Keef
Uhm.. yeah??
Is there a problem with that?
boy bi bi bi
HOW DO U KNOW HIM??
Keef
He’s my brother??
boy bi bi bi
WHAT.
PIDGE WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME
BestHolt
cause it’s not my business?
whatever i’m gonna go ahead and add shiro and then we can do introductions
boy bi bi bi
WE’RE JUST MOVING ON???
Keef
👍
sunshine
Okay Pidge!
boy bi bi bi
and now we’re ignoring me
BestHolt
hush
BestHolt added Shiro to LGBTea
BestHolt changed Shiro's name to Space Dad
Space Dad
Oh, hello?
Keef
Hey Shiro
Space Dad
Keith what is this?
Keef
It's a groupchat thing that Pidge made
Space Dad
Oh okay
Hello everyone!
BestHolt
hey shiro
sunshine
Hello!!
boy bi bi bi
UH
HI
BestHolt
don't mind him
he's a fanboy
boy bi bi bi
SHH PIDGE
BestHolt
whatever
time for introductions!! so that you guys can get to know each other better!! just say stuff like your name, pronouns, sexuality (if you want), and maybe a fun fact
i'll go first even though you guys already know me
i'm Pidge, i use they/them pronouns, i'm aroace, and i like to code
Keef
I guess I'll go next?
I'm Keith, I use any pronouns but I'm fine with just He/Him, I'm gay, and I like to collect knives ig
boy bi bi bi
WOAHH u collect knives??
sickk
anyways me next!!
im lance, the one and only 😍
i use he/they pronouns and as my name suggest, im bisexual 😌
anddd im rlly into skincare and makeup!
sunshine
I guess I'll go next?
Uhm, I'm Hunk, I use He/Him pronouns, I'm panromantic asexual, and I love to cook!!
Space Dad
Wow, it's nice to meet you all, save for Keith and Pidge since I already know you two
I guess that just leaves me
I'm Shiro, I use He/Him pronouns, I'm gay, and I'm currently working on my masters degree for engineering!
BestHolt
great now that we all know each other
i'll just let you guys talk while i work on my homework since i doubt you guys are doing yours
boy bi bi bi
ouch
u got me there pidgeon
Space Dad
I think you should do your homework Lance, it's very important
boy bi bi bi
omg ur so right shiro tysm ill get started on that imediatly
immediately*
boy bi bi bi has muted LGBTea
BestHolt
lmao loser
Keef
I was gonna do mine anyways after our talk, dw
sunshine
Yeah, I was planning on doing mine soon too! I'll go get Lance and help him since he needs notes from me anyways
I'll talk to you guys later!!
sunshine has muted LGBTea
Keef
Alr peace out 💥
Keef has muted LGBTea
BestHolt has muted LGBTea
Space Dad
Wait how do I mute the chat like that
BestHolt
it happens automatically when you close the chat 👍
Space Dad
Oh, got it! Thank you Pidge
BestHolt
you got it
BestHolt has muted LGBTea
Space Dad has muted LGBTea
Notes:
Almost forgot to say BUT!! I can reclaim the tagged slurs I had Keith say-! Author dearest is both gay and trans <3
I figured I'd mention it incase anyone thought it was a little weird? Also sorry to any James fans (if there are any) but I strongly dislike him so he's gonna be a bitch in this lolALSO! If there's a tagged emoji (prob pops up like a box) it's just the heart hands emoji. It should pop up if ur reading on ur phone but I know some people read on their computers so just putting it out there
Chapter 2: The Chaos Continues
Summary:
-
Shiro
Shush child
Keith
Shush old man
Shiro
WHA-
RUDE??
I'M ONLY 25
Keith
Only 25
-
the plot thickens!!
some shit goes down, a new character is mentioned, we get a cameo from our favourite boy ever (yes it's Kosmo), and we get our first bit of non-texting stuff!!
Notes:
Usernames in case you need them ^^
LGBTea:
Lance - boy bi bi bi
Keith - Keef
Pidge - BestHolt
Hunk - sunshine
Shiro - Space DadHope you enjoy!! As always, constructive criticism is accepted and appreciated, and let me know if you have any requests or something!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Lance > LGBTea
SEP 1 AT 1:48 AM
boy bi bi bi
whats up party people
Keef
Lance why are you awake rn
boy bi bi bi
cuz i cant sleep
plus i got distracted on my phone and once i snapped out of it, it was alr late as hell
why r u awake??
Keef
I’m gonna be so honest rn
The same exact reason as you 💀
boy bi bi bi
damn thats crazy
whatd u get distracetd with
Keef
Uhh
Nothing rlly
boy bi bi bi
yea like im gonna blieve that
belive
wtv
u were prob shopping for knives or sumn
i was doom scrolling tiktok, per usual
Keef
That seems like something you’d do
But no, I wasn’t shopping for knives
I was.. idk researching??
boy bi bi bi
at this hour 😭
bro what were u looking up??
Keef
Medical stuff
That’s all I’ll say
boy bi bi bi
kayyy..
anygays i should prob go to bed since we got school tomorrow
Keef
Yea me too
Goodnight then, see you tomorrow?
boy bi bi bi
gn 😻
n yea ill see u tomorrow since im volunteering u to eat lunch w us
Keef
Uh..
Okay?
boy bi bi bi
SUCCESS!!
alr bye keefer 👊
boy bi bi bi has muted LGBTea
Keef
Bye??
Wtf just happened 🧍
Keef has muted LGBTea
SEP 1 AT 7:01 AM
Space Dad
Does anyone want to tell me why Keith and Lance were up late last night?
Keef
Shiro if you actually read our messages you’d know
BestHolt
the attitude is crazy 💀
Space Dad
Keith I will confiscate your knife
Keef
Not if I confiscate your bf first
boy bi bi bi
WOAH WHAT??
Space Dad
Keith what the hell does that mean
Keith please
KEITH
I KNOW YOU’RE IN THE CHAT
Keef
[Sent an image]
Space Dad
WHAT THE-
WHERE ARE YOU??
Keef
My knife better be safe
Space Dad
ARE YOU SAFE??
Keef
Kashi plz, I’m fine
I told Adam that I was confiscating him from you and he took me to McDonalds’s to get breakfast
Space Dad
Keith I’m begging you
Please come back to school
Class starts in 10 minutes and I cannot have you late
Keef
Jesus
Fine dad 🙄
You owe Kos more treats for making him move around so much
Space Dad
IT’S LITERALLY YOUR FAULT??
Keef has muted LGBTea
Space Dad
This kid 😒
boy bi bi bi
so can someone tell me wtf just happened
cuz im rlly confused
BestHolt
this happens a lot
i’ve gotten used to it, you will too
boy bi bi bi
and who tf is kos?? is that a dog??
Space Dad
It’s Kosmo, Keith’s dog
You’ve likely seen him around school since he’s not hard to miss
boy bi bi bi
OH
so thats the dogs name
yea ive seen him around w keith but never knew his name
big ass dog
BestHolt
yeah, but that makes him better at deep pressure therapy
oh shit, class starts soon gtg
oh and dw Shiro, Keith just walked in
with food, that bitch
Space Dad
Good
And just ask them for some, they’ll likely give you something if they haven’t already eaten it all
BestHolt
i got a hashbrown >:3
okay but srsly i gtg, see you later Shiro and Lance (i know ur lurking)
Space Dad
Bye Pidge, bye Lance 😁
boy bi bi bi
peace out gamers ✌️
Multiple Users have muted LGBTea
Keith -> Shiro
SEP 1 AT 11:59 AM
Keith
Sorry abt earlier
You don't have to buy treats for Kosmo
Shiro
Keith it's fine
Yes, you need to work on your attitude and your impulsiveness, but we can work on those later on
Anyhow, I'm proud of you for making new friends and for starting to be more open with them!
Keith
Well Pidge kinda forced me to talk to them but okay
Shiro
Whatever you say buddy
I saw those messages with Lance, I can tell you guys are getting closer
Keith
Hush
Shiro
I'm not teasing!! I'm actually really happy for you!
-
Adam -> Keith
Adam
Why is your brother crying while on call with me?
Keith
Man idk
He says he's proud of me or smthn for making friends ig?
Adam
Ah, that'll do it.
Well, I'm also proud of you, if it means anything.
Keith
Thanks?
I'm telling this loser to stop crying
Adam
Have fun.
-
Keith -> Shiro
Keith
Stop crying loser
Shiro
How did you even know about that
Keith
Ur bf told me lmao
Shiro
That snitch
Still can't believe he took you to get breakfast and didn't get me anything
Keith
What did you want him to do? Pull up to your campus with food and make it back to the high school within 10 minutes to make it to his class??
Shiro
Valid
Wait aren't you in class right now
Keith
Aren't you??
Shiro
Shush child
Keith
Shush old man
Shiro
WHA-
RUDE??
I'M ONLY 25
Keith
Only 25
Shiro
I'm done talking to you, you're mean
Keith
Whatever
Bye old man
Shiro
ONLY 25!!
Keith
Only 25..
-
Shiro -> LGBTea
Space Dad
Pidge please come get your loser friend
BestHolt
what did Lance do now
boy bi bi bi
EXCUSE ME?? I DIDNT DO ANYTBUG
ANYTHING*
Keef
He's talking about me
And ur the loser Shiro
Space Dad
KEITH HUSH
Keef
I don't have to listen to you, you're not my dad
Space Dad
I'm not even old enough to be your dad
Keef
Oh right, you're Only 25.
Space Dad
That's it, I'm taking your knife.
Keef
kys.
BestHolt
WOAH
boy bi bi bi
HELLO???
sunshine
Keith that wasn't very nice :((
Keef
I'd like to formally apologize for my actions. I meant no harm and I spoke without thinking. I do hope you can forgive my behavior.
Space Dad
Thank you, Keith
boy bi bi bi
idk man that seemed hella sarcastic 💀
Keef
At least Lance picked up on it
I'm only sorry to Hunk
Shiro, you can suck it
BestHolt
this is like free entertainment lmao
boy bi bi bi
ikr 🍿
Space Dad
You know what Keith
Keef
What, old man.
Space Dad
I'm taking ALL of your knives and I'm calling Coran
You're also grounded
Keef
Be so fr..
Whatever I needed to talk to Coran anyways
Can I at least keep my phone
Space Dad
Yes, you can keep your phone because Adam and I still need to be able to contact you, but I'm taking your computer
Keef
Damn
How long am I grounded for this time
boy bi bi bi
THIS TIME??
BestHolt
this is a regular occurrence
boy bi bi bi
pidge i cant rn what is that word
BestHolt
UGH
this happens a lot
boy bi bi bi
oh okay
damn
keefers a bad boy huh 😏
Space Dad
Guys, please.
BestHolt
sorry Shiro
boy bi bi bi
sorry shiro 🙏
Space Dad
Anyways, you're grounded just for the week
At the end of the week, I expect an apology both to me and your friends for your behavior
Keef
k whatever.
Keef has muted LGBTea
boy bi bi bi
too far??
BestHolt
no, he's just pissy cuz he's grounded again
boy bi bi bi
can i ask who coran is 🧍
BestHolt
not my place to share, if Keith wants to tell you, they will
boy bi bi bi
gotcha
why is keith so obsessed with his knife or wtv
BestHolt
i'm actually not sure, he hasn't told me that yet
i'm assuming it's sentimental tho
Space Dad
It is, which is why I feel bad taking it away, but he can't keep acting like this without consequences
BestHolt
honestly, he acts this way even with consequences
good on you for thinking to call Coran tbh
i think he's been more pissy than usual after the whole thing with James the other day
Space Dad
I figured
I just wish he'd reach out to someone or do something to get his feelings out instead of taking it out on those around him
BestHolt
i feel you on that
i know he'll feel guilty once he calms down so we just have to wait it out
Space Dad
Yeah
Well, I've got a class to get to and I know you guys are still in school so I'll talk to you guys later
BestHolt
bye Shiro
boy bi bi bi
seeya shiro
Space Dad has muted LGBTea
boy bi bi bi
anygays
this class is boring as hell
pidge save me
BestHolt
suck it up loser
boy bi bi bi
MEAN
hunk plz defend me i know ur still here
sunshine
Pidge :(
BestHolt
ugh
fine, sorry Lance
boy bi bi bi
ur fogrien, ty hunk
foriven
forgiven
los hijo de puta
BestHolt
lmao
Lance aren't you in english rn
boy bi bi bi
yea y??
BestHolt
maybe you should pay attention, you clearly need it
boy bi bi bi
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR MAKING SPELLING ERRORS
ENGLISH ISNT MY FIRST LANGUAGE
BestHolt
exactly, so pay attention
boy bi bi bi
kinda hard to do that when theres a tiny gremlin blowing up my phone
BestHolt
shut up
i'm going to go pay attention like SOMEONE should be doing right now
goodbye fuckers (not you hunk ily)
sunshine
Bye Pidge!! (ily2)
boy bi bi bi
bye pidgeon 🙄
BestHolt has muted LGBTea
sunshine
Now pay attention to the lesson Lance, please
boy bi bi bi
well since you asked so nicely, i will
seeya hunk <33
sunshine
Talk to you later Lance <33 ^^
Multiple Users have muted LGBTea
It had already been a long day for Keith, and it was only a little past noon. He sighed and shut his phone off, stuffing it into his pocket and readjusting in his seat. He glanced around the room in a bored manner, before turning to look at the clock on the wall above the whiteboard. Why the room had a whiteboard, Keith didn’t know. There was never anything written there, considering this was a study hall. The clock was a little behind, Keith knew from past experience, so from what he could see, there were only a few more minutes until lunch.
‘Thank god,’ he thought, before sighing again. ‘Right, I’m eating lunch with Lance, Pidge, and Hunk. Can’t believe I forgot. Where are we even eating at? Should I text Lance and ask? Whatever. I'll just head down to the cafeteria and look for them.’ For the few moments he had until the bell rang, Keith laid his head down on the desk in front of him and closed his eyes, taking a deep breath in an attempt to calm down from earlier. Sensing his unease, Kosmo perked up from his place under Keith’s desk and rested his head on Keith’s lap in his own attempt to calm the boy down. Keith smiled a bit and reached a hand down, beginning to gently card his fingers through Kosmo’s fur absentmindedly. Keith knew he shouldn’t have said and done what he did, but as always, he was too impulsive for his own good.
Even after his talk with Shiro about being impulsive, he still managed to fuck up. On the same day, no less. In the midst of Keith’s thoughts, the bell rang, and Keith reluctantly sat up and grabbed his things, before standing. He watched as everyone else left the room before finally leaving himself, Kosmo quietly following beside him. He began the trek downstairs to the cafeteria, stopping by his locker on the way to put his things away and grab the lunch he packed. No way in hell was he eating the school food.
Once he was done, Keith shut his locker and gave Kosmo a quick pat before continuing to head towards the cafeteria. When he arrived, he scanned the room for his friends. Can he call them that? Keith knew that Pidge was his friend, but he wasn’t sure where he stood with Lance or Hunk. Especially since Lance seemed adamant they weren’t friends, yet continued to talk to him like they were. People were confusing. He didn’t see the group on his first pass, so he scanned the room again, looking closer this time. Eventually, he spotted the trio and made his way over, dodging people and occasionally glancing back to make sure Kosmo was alright. He finally arrived at the table and sat at the end next to Lance, Kosmo taking his place at Keith’s feet under the table. The three turned to him and smiled.
“Keith! Nice of you to join us! I was nervous you were going to flake after what happened earlier.” Lance chuckled, fidgeting with the strings on his jacket. Keith gave him an awkward nod, eyes focused on his lunchbox as he opened it up and pulled out some small snacks for Kosmo. He fed them to him, the dog happily accepting the treats. After he finished, Keith pulled out his own food and drink, setting them on the table and closing his lunchbox back up. He then realised Lance was staring at him, although the other two at the table were minding their business. Keith turned to look at Lance, arching a brow in confusion. Lance noticed he’d been caught and sputtered, attempting to mutter out an apology and excuses. Keith just shrugged and grabbed his drink, opening it and taking a sip.
“Sorry about earlier, by the way.” He spoke up finally, the other three looking at him.
“Hey, it’s alright man. Well, not alright, but we understand. Thank you for apologising to us. Have you apologised to Shiro yet?” Hunk responded, smiling softly at him. Keith tensed and shook his head no, refusing to look at the group.
“Well, we won’t rush you, but you should apologise soon.” Pidge spoke, shrugging as they took a bite of their food. Keith nodded, sparing a glance at Lance who had gone back to eating.
“I’ll apologise when we get home. He doesn’t deserve a half-assed text like earlier.” Keith mumbled the last bit, grabbing some of his food and opening it, slowly beginning to eat it. There was a bit of awkward silence for a bit, before Lance spoke up in an attempt to get rid of it.
“So! Tell me about yourself, Keefer.” He grinned, turning to look at the boy in question. Keith rolled his eyes at the nickname, but shifted to face Lance better.
“What do you want to know?” Keith asked, unsure how to properly respond to Lance’s curiosity. He was never really good at small talk, so he hated this kind of thing, but he had gotten used to it over the years.
“Hm,” Lance thought for a moment, dramatically bringing a hand up and stroking his chin as if he had a beard. “Oh! It’s cool if you don’t want to answer, but can I ask about you using any pronouns?” Lance looked at him curiously, a grin on his face. For a moment, Keith thought Lance was making fun of him, but pushed that thought away when he remembered how accepting Lance seemed.
“Oh, uh.. I guess I just use any pronouns ‘cause I don’t really mind what people call me? I mean, I’m a guy, and I doubt that’ll be changing anytime soon, but I don’t care if people call me she or whatever.” Keith responded, giving a small shrug. He watched as Lance nodded, seeming to process the information.
“That’s cool!” The boy smiled, taking another bite of his food. From then, the lunch period continued on, the time being spent with Lance and Keith getting to know each other a bit better by asking questions, Hunk and Pidge joining in occasionally. Eventually, the bell rang to signify the end of lunch and Lance, dramatic as ever, pouted and sighed loudly, before grabbing his tray and standing.
“Looks like this is goodbye for now.” Lance smiled at him, waving before leaving to take his tray up and head to his next class. Hunk and Pidge also said their goodbyes, and once the cafeteria was decently empty, Keith stood with his things. He walked to the nearest trashcan and tossed his things, before heading back up to his locker to grab his stuff and put his lunchbox away, Kosmo trailing behind him. The day continued as it usually did, though it seemed more boring than usual and everything seemed to make Keith angry. By the end of the day, Keith was exhausted and couldn’t wait to go home, before remembering that not only did he have an apology to make, he was also grounded until next week.
He sighed and exited his last class of the day, making his way outside to wait for Adam, sitting on one of the benches lining the sidewalk. It was chilly outside, but it was still a nice day. While waiting, Keith spent his time watching everyone leave and watching the trees sway in the wind, listening to music in his headphones. He wasn’t sure how much time passed, but eventually Adam walked outside and sat next to him. Keith paused his music and took his headphones off, looking at Adam.
“Hey, I heard what happened earlier. Are you doing okay?” Adam asked, receiving a shrug in response. Keith turned to look at the ground in front of him, petting Kosmo gently.
“I don’t know why I said what I did, but I’m gonna apologise. I just need time to cool down once we get home ‘cause today was really overwhelming.” Keith sighed, picking at the rips in his jeans. Adam nodded, standing up.
“Well, Takashi’s class is going on for longer than he thought it would, so you should have plenty of time to relax and maybe think about what you’re going to say before he gets home.” Adam gave him a small smile, and Keith nodded, also standing up. With that, they walked to Adam’s car, Keith choosing to sit in the back so that Kosmo had more room to lay down. The drive home was quiet, and once they arrived, Keith immediately went inside and to his room, setting his things down and laying on the floor.
Getting the hint, Kosmo layed on top of Keith, gently nudging Keith’s face with his nose. They stayed like that for a while, Kosmo on top of Keith while Keith absentmindedly petted the dog. Eventually, Keith heard the front door and some talking, before hearing footsteps begin approaching his room. There was a knock on the door, and Keith gave a hum. The door opened to show Shiro, and he stepped into the room, shutting the door behind him.
“Sorry about today. I don’t know what came over me and I feel really bad for the things I said.” Keith spoke before Shiro could even open his mouth. He was given a soft smile from the man, who walked over and sat next to him on the floor.
“Thank you for apologising, Keith. I understand you have trouble with impulse and saying things you don’t mean. That doesn’t make it okay, but I understand. I did speak to Coran like I said I would, and he said that you guys could talk about it during your next session with him. Does that sound okay?” Keith nodded, sighing softly. Shiro gave him a gentle pat on his shoulder, before standing and walking to the door.
“Do you want takeout for dinner? I heard from Adam that today’s been rough.” Shiro asked, turning back to look at Keith while opening the door. Keith nodded with a smile, and Shiro smiled back before leaving the room, shutting the door behind him. Dinner wouldn’t be for a few more hours, but Keith would be spending those hours doing homework and then relaxing more. With a huff, he gently patted Kosmo and the dog crawled off of him so he could sit up, standing to go sit at his desk. He grabbed his bag and pulled out his folder, pulling out all the things he needed and setting them on the desk. Keith then grabbed a pencil from his pencil cup and hunched over the desk, beginning to work on the first assignment in front of him.
Notes:
So.. a lot happened !!
I'm actually surprised I got this chapter out as fast as I did, especially since I've been getting sick on and off cuz of the cold weather, but weirdly enough I feel the most motivated when I'm sick (I'm currently sick as I'm typing this so-). Anyways, hope you enjoyed, and any comments and kudos are greatly appreciated ^^
Chapter 3: Silly Times
Summary:
More chaos, more memes, and some new friends
Notes:
Usernames in case you need them ^^
LGBTea:
Lance - boy bi bi bi
Keith - Keef
Pidge - BestHolt
Hunk - sunshine
Shiro - Space DadSorry this is so late, I've been so busy this year, but I've finally got some free time so here we are!! Comments and kudos are appreciated but not required, love you all, please stay safe!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Pidge > LGBTea
SEP 7 AT 8:39 PM
BestHolt
DUDE
I WAS AT MY DADS WORK
AND THE CHAIRS THEY HAVE ARE LIKE TALLER THAN ME
MY FOOT GOT CAUGHT AS I WAS TRYING TO GET UP
AND I FUCKINH FELL AND ATE SHIT
Keef
OSJANJWJ
IMAGINE
BestHolt
AND I HIT MY HEAD
Keef
Oh shit u good??
BestHolt
AND THERE WAS A NEW HIRE
Keef
HELPP
BestHolt
but yeah i’m fine, just really embarrassing
Matt wouldn’t stop laughing at me 💀
Keef
Yea I bet 💀
How is Matt?? I haven’t seen him in a while, aside from passing by him in the hall
I miss him tbh </3
BestHolt
gayass /lh
he’s doing good
he’s having a lot of fun working with dad
Keef
That’s good! Tell him we need to hangout soon
BestHolt
here i’ll just add him
Keef
YAY
BestHolt
🙄
BestHolt added Matt to LGBTea
BestHolt changed Matt’s name to WorstHolt
boy bi bi bi
yo whos this
BestHolt
my brother 😒
boy bi bi bi
sweettt
WorstHolt
what is up chat !!!
Keef
MATT !!
WorstHolt
KEITH !! MY LOVE !!
Keef
I missed you 😔
WorstHolt
i missed u too my snookie wookie bear
we need to hangout soon pretty pretty plz
Keef
YES
SHIRO GET IN HERE
Space Dad
Hi Matt!
I’m fine if you want to come over, I’ll let Adam know :)
WorstHolt
TY SPACE DADDY
Space Dad
Okay…
Space Dad has muted LGBTea
boy bi bi bi
im so confused
r u guys like,, togehter orrr ??
WorstHolt
oh no were not
Keef
This is just how we talk to each other
Especially cuz it makes Pidge mad 💀
boy bi bi bi
OHH LMAO OKAY 💀💀
BestHolt
sounds like someone’s a tad jealous… 🤨
boy bi bi bi
WHAT R U ON ABT????
I WAS JST WONDERIJG??
BestHolt
okay buddy.. 🫡
WorstHolt
don’t worry stranger!!! i won’t steal keithy weithy away from u <33
BestHolt
Matt let me pin the intro messages and then you need to go read them and make your own
WorstHolt
you got it boss ‼️
BestHolt
sigh..
BestHolt pinned 7 messages
BestHolt
alright go read those (i don’t care if you already know most of us)
and then make your own when you’re done
WorstHolt
word alr
okay!!!
i’m matt !! i use he/him pronouns, i’m bisexual (lance ur my buddy now), and i have the best sibling ever 😖
BestHolt pinned a message
boy bi bi bi
FELLOW BISEXUAL ‼️
WorstHolt
YES !!
Keef
Oh lord..
boy bi bi bi
ANYWAYS
>_<
my hands r freezing
its so cold
😣😣
Keef
Rip 🪦
WorstHolt
let me warn them for you baka
warm
boy bi bi bi
HELFPDO
WorstHolt
yes
😊
Keef
Ugh.. gay people 🙄/j
WorstHolt
i have a boyfirnd
Keef
ermcat.png
WorstHolt
can you shut up please omfg
you suck
like stop
stop
Keith i love you you’reso cool and amazing /p
you’re one of the best pol here
pll
ppl
*
Keef
The switch up is crazy 💀
WorstHolt
mb chat
the demons took over
boy bi bi bi
thats nuts to butts lemme peep that shizzle tizzle up rq and
Keef
What language did you just speak..
boy bi bi bi
woyldnt comprehend gotta be at least neck deep in yodie land taking a boil your skin off hot shower to understand or sm shit idk
Keef
Huh??? 😭
BestHolt
you guys are so fucking weird
this is why i didn’t invite Matt
WorstHolt
UHM??? RUDE???
boy bi bi bi
cant believe the salnder of my man rn 😠
Keef
Uhhh… anyways! 😁
My birthday is so close what the freak
BestHolt
oh yeah
you’re turning 18
old ass
Keef
Imagine being a literal child
BestHolt
lunches you
PUNCHES*
Keef
LUNCHES
LMAO
BestHolt
SHUT HP
WorstHolt
KNFAOOOO ⁉️⁉️⁉️
Keef
KNFAO??
WorstHolt
Kiss Nora’s Fucking Ass Off
Keef
HUH????
Okay chat I’m gonna lay down
boy bi bi bi
discount
goodnight*
Keef
DISCOUNT
boy bi bi bi
HE’LL
Keef
Okay but fr, goodnight guys
WorstHolt
night pookie!!! sleep well 😋
BestHolt
night Keith ✌️
Keef has muted LGBTea
boy bi bi bi
gnithg
gnight*
ohi m too late
BestHolt
LMAO
WorstHolt
Pidgey can i change my name plz :(
BestHolt
why? i think it’s perfect
WorstHolt
PLZPLZPLZPLZPZLZ
BestHolt
OH MY GOD FINE.
there i gave you admin JUST TO CHANGE YOUR NAME.
WorstHolt
YIPPEE!!!!
WorstHolt changed their name to God and Anime
BestHolt
you’ve got to be kidding me
alright admin privs revoked
God and Anime
i got what i wanted so i’m chill w that
boy bi bi bi
VINE REFERENCE???
God and Anime
YOU KNOW IT BBYYY !!!!
oh shit wait it’s kinda late
i have work after school tomorrow
boy bi bi bi
oh worm
its not taht late for mre tbh but u rite
guess its tiem to hti athe hay 😖
BestHolt
yeah you clearly need sleep
your spelling has rapidly declined in the past 10 minutes good lord
boy bi bi bi
shush the fuck.
okay gonidtngt alll
godonitgh*
goodnight*
yea.
BestHolt
night losers
God and Anime
goodnight !!
boy bi bi bi has muted LGBTea
BestHolt has muted LGBTea
God and Anime has muted LGBTea
Notes:
This was really short compared to the other chapters so I apologize, but again, I've been busy, so,,, yeah. Hope you enjoyed regardless!! I really tried to upload the erm cat image but I could not figure it out for the life of me so,, big sigh.
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