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faggots in disguise gc

7:12 pm

Gumbs: I hate Alan

Gumbs: sm

Gumbs: like go kill yourself 🤬

Alan: that’s not nice :(

Gumbs: whoopsie 🤑

Gumbs: I like actually forgot you were on here dude

Anias: I feel we’ve already established that you hate him

Darwin: ANAIS HELLO??

Tobias: BYE WHY IS A KID IN THIS GC

Gumbs: HELP ANIAS GET YOUT

Anias: learn to spell first

Anias: anyway bye

Anias left the chat

Joe: now rhat that is over

Joe: how do you forget that Alan is on here bro

Gumbs: he’s just so forgettable 🥰

Alan: ouch

Gumbs: for the love of GOD please just go suck a dick and get out of my life 🙁

Alan: don’t act like you haven’t sucked mine before

Tobais: HELLO??

Joe: HWAT

Darwin: GUMABLL??

Penny: GUMBALL!?

Clayton: bro..

Gumbs: STOP!!!

Gumbs: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL ANYWON!

Masami: SO YOU ADMIT IT??

Terri: that is so gross

Carrie: Gumby, you literally have a gf

Gumbs: This is slut shaming 😕

Tobias: HELP ME

Penny: GUMBALL NO 😭

Gumbs: Gumball yes 😜

Joe: THIS IS SO. LMFAO

Gumbs: stfu Joe I literally caught you watching fruit porn on your computer

Tobias: BRO WHAT??

Joe: WHY AM I BEING SLUT SHAMED NOW

Joe: THIS IS UNFAIR

Clayton: how many other dicks has Gumball sucked

Gumbs: erm, I’d rather not answer that..

Masami: I bet he takes it in the ass too

Carrie: STOP THIS MADNESS

Gumbs: YES, PLEASE

Masami: penny you deserve someone better

Masami: like me

Masami: 😘

Penny: I mean..

Gumbs: UR LEAVING ME?? FOR A LESBIAN??

Gumbs: this is homophobic

Tobias: THIS FAGGOT

Gumbs: STFU UR LITERALLY DATING OCHO

Tobais: and I’m proud 🥰

Ocho: <3

Gumbs: that dude is insane

Anton: says the one who has tried to kill me and our classmates multiple times 💀

Gumbs: stfu u should be dead

Anton: but I’m not 😜😜

Gumbs: KEYS 🤬🤬

Anton: you first 🥰

Ocho: stfu I’m trying to game

Tobias: he is, and he’s very serious about it

Gumbs: how would you know

Tobias: I’m at his house

Gumbs: ofc you are fucking faggot

Tobias: says the one who has sucked more dicks then he’s had girlfriends

Joe: GOODNIGHT

Gumbs: I’m going to sleep

Clayton: it’s only 8?

Tobias: he’s probably going to play fruit ninja on his wrists

Joe: HELO ME

Clayton: LMFAO

Carrie: OUT OF POCKET

Ocho: PLEASE

Gumbs: STFU U EMO FRAKS YOU CANT BE TALKING

Darwin: GUMABLL

Gumbs: SHUT UP DARIWN IM TRYING TO MAKE A POINT HERE

Gumbs: and don’t be acting like you haven’t called Carrie an emo freak before 💀

Darwin: STOP I

Joe: I REMEMBER THAT

Carrie: never thought I’d see the day my nice kind caring boyfriend would call me an emo freak

Darwin: HELP IM SORRY 🙁

Anias joind thé chat

Anias: gumball and Darwin mom is calling you guys for dinner

Anias left thé chat

Tobias: HELP

Ocho: no

Joe: HOW DOES SHE KEEP GETTING IN HERE

Gumbs: erm

Masami: what the fuck 😭

Darwin: we really should go Iont want Mrs mom getting mad at us

Joe: why you telling the gc 💀

Gumbs: OK BYEEEEE

Ocho: kill yourself

Gumbs: who peed in his cereal

Tobias: LMFAO JUST GO ALREADY

2:30 am

Gumbs: I just took the worst shit of my life

Tobias: blud did not need to tell us this 💀

Clayton: congratulations???

Carrie: damn

Ocho: I’m going to blow up your house again

Carrie: AGAIN??

Gumbs: STOP IT TOOK US 3 WEEK TO REBUILD THAT BITCH

Gumbs: POOKIE HELP ME

Carrie: Ain’t nothing I can do, sorry pooks

Gumbs: I thought we had something.. 💔

Carrie: nah that was all in your head

Gumbs: KAY WHY ESS 🙁

Carrie: already have 🥰

Tobias: HELP

Anton: ain’t no way bro

Terri: you guys should really sleep, it could affect both your physical and mental health

Gumbs: ok mom 🤑

Terri: just sleep, for the sake of both me and you

Gumbs: whatever

3:40 pm

Gumbs: I got detention again

Tobias: what did you do this time man

Gumbs: mrs simain caught me sucking dick

Penny: oh!

Tobias: bro is you fr rn

Gumbs: no

Tobias: oh

Penny: you can’t be playing w/ me like that gummy

Tobias: lmfao “gummy” 💀

Gumbs: shut yo rainbow ass up “Toby”

Joe: LMFO ATE

Tobias: shit up!!

Joe: no, but I’ll shit down

Gumbs: that makes 0 sense

Joe: I edge to pictures of your mom

Gumbs: oh!!

Tobias: what did you actually get detention for

Gumbs: things

Joe: like what

Gumbs: erm

Gumbs: I gtg

Tobias: …ok bro

Joe: what the flip

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Faggots in disguise gc

5:36 pm

Leslie: Alan I’d suck you off

Gumbs: you are so late to this conversation

Gumbs: AND WHY ARE WE BRINGING IT UP AGAIN

Leslie: got my phone taken

Alan: I’m good, thanks. I have a gf 🩷

Leslie: boring 😒

Tobias: NOT THE HEART

Carmen: why are we talking about sucking off my boyfriend

Tobias: Gumball started it

Gumbs: NUH UH???

Gumbs: IT WAS ALAN

Tobias: Ur the one who sucked him off in the first place bozo 💀

Gumbs: ALAN MADE ME DO IT!!

Alan: can we please stop talking about this

Gumbs: FOR ONCE I AGREE

Gumbs: i did not nor will i consent to this conversation

Tobias: why so formal all of a sudden

Gumbs: MOVING ON!!

Idaho: why are y’all always online?

Gumbs: y’all

Tobias: y’all

Masami: y’all

Joe: y’all

Ocho: y’all

Idaho: OK I GET IT 😭

Anton: y’all

Idaho: NO NOT YOU TO ANTON

Anton: lmfao 💀

Gumbs: and to answer your question Idaho

Gumbs: we have no life 😘

Idaho: then get one

Gumbs: if only it were that easy

Leslie: does anyone else think Hector is so hot

Masami: that’s just ur gay ass

Gumbs: why on earth would you think that

Leslie: i mean, look at him

Leslie: he’s on the football team and he’s super strong

Gumbs: this is to gay for me I’m leaving

Joe: says the one who sucks dick for money

Gumbs: SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Tobias: penny get ur man 💀

Penny: oh Gumball.. 😭

Teri: Omg can we please stop talking about this holy shit it’s so gross

Gumbs: i second this!!

Masami: babe, no this is so interesting

Gumbs: erm

Gumbs: since when were you guys a thing

Masami: for a while now.

Masami: Honey u really need to catch up on the gossip

Gumbs: well, honey, normally I’m the center of all the gossip so why would I care 😒

Masami: true that

Tobias: why are a bunch of random characters dating eachother, this isn’t canon

Gumbs: stop breaking the 4th wall ur not funny 😐

Tobias: no 🥰

Masami replied to a message:
Why are a bunch of random characters dating eachother, this isn’t canon
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Masami: stfu ur literally dating Ocho. You guy’s personality’s do not contrast at all

Tobias: fair

Gumbs: I’m tired

Joe: did we ask 💀

Masami: it’s literally only 6

Masami: or is it past your bedtime 🥰

Gumbs: stfu hoe

12:52 pm

Ocho: i hâte cheese

Tobias: i know

Gumbs: where does this come from

Joe: Fym you hate cheese, it’s delicious 🤬

Anton: string beans

Gumbs: what

Tobias: what is y’all yapping about 😭

Alan: all I wanna know is why the gc is named this

Gumbs: cuz ur all FAGGOTS 🩷

Joe: says you

Tobias: says you

Gumbs: SHUT!!

Alan: wanna hear a joke

Gumbs: no

Tobias: yes

Joe: yes

Penny: yes

Gumbs: sure

Tobias: 💀

Alan: My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her

Gumbs: ..

Tobias: HELP THATS

Joe: HWAT

Gumbs: that’s so unfunny

Darwin: he’s lying guys he’s literally giggling rn

Joe: LMAK

Gumbs: Do you know the phrase “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted

Darwin: STOP IS THIS DIRECTED AT ME

Tobias: damn

Carrie: the doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved

Penny: SOP WITH THESE BAD JOKES

Tobias: I CANT TAKE THIS

Gumbs: my grandpa told me we rely to much on modern technology, so I unpluged his life support

Tobias: sounds like you tbh

Joe: HELP

Penny: STOP

Molly: oh, I have a story based on that!

Gumbs: NO!

Darwin: NOO

Tobias: GET HER OUT IF HERE

Carrie: OUT!!

Ocho: I’m not doing this again

Molly: :(

Gumbs: no

Gumbs: stopt

Ocho kicked Molly from the gc

Darwin: rude but ok

Ocho: 👍

Gumbs: o thank god I don’t think i would’ve been able to handle that

Sarah: fr

Gumbs: since when have you been here

3:17 am

Private chat between Carrie and Gumball

Carrie: you up?

Gumbs: no

Carrie: keys

Gumbs: no

Carrie: Aw is gummy eepy 🥰

Gumbs: up the fuck shut

Gumbs: *shut the fuck up

Carrie: how do you screw up that bad bro

Gumbs: u kill yourself

Carrie: I would if I could

Gumbs: emo ass

Carrie: you can’t be talking

Gumbs: freak

Carrie: lil bro is angry

Gumbs: Im going to sleep

Carrie: k, love u hoe 🩷

Gumbs: Gn emo freak 🩷

Faggots in disguise gc

6:13 am

Carrie: what’s a word that’s mixed between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’?

Ocho: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Gumball: Smad

Ocho: omfg

Carrie: ok bro

Joe: LMFAO

Tobias: 😭💀

Masami: wait, question

Masami: is having a penis fun?

Joe: it has its ups and downs

Tobias: sometimes it’s a little hard

Gumbs: it’s a pain in the ass

Leslie : LMAO

Darwin: y’all..

Clayton: incorrect quotes are going crazy 😭

Masami: 💀

Anton: hi guys (^‿^✿)

Gumbs: STOP IT! GO AWAY!! YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

Anton: death is a social construct

Tobias: BAHAH LMAO

Carrie: fr!!

Gumbs: fuck

Darwin: we need to work on your cursing

Gumbs: why, I’m already good at it?

Tobias: not what he meant but go off ig 💀

In the bros before hoes gc

7:30

Ocho: why am I in this gc anyway

Ocho: Im not you guys friends

Darwin: er, cuz we thought it would be a good idea to have someone who’s.. smart?? in the gc?

Gumbs: and grumpy

Joe: and mean

Tobias: and oblivious to reality

Ocho: ok bro

Ocho: thanks

Tobias: anytime babe 🩷

Ocho: i hope you die

Tobias: you would miss me <3

Ocho: no i wouldnt 3

Gumbs: get a room pls

Darwin: says you omfg

Tobias: fr

Gumbs: wait

Gumbs: Favorite horror movie guys

Tobias: It

Ocho: Saw

Darwin: Annabelle

Joe: High School Musical

Gumbs: what

Tobias: tf 😭

Joe: after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Gumbs: LMFAO AND THE FACT IT HAPPNED BEFORE

Tobias: LSMIANKA

Darwin: HELP

Faggots in disguise gc

10:30 pm

Gumbs: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Ocho: I refuse

Gumbs: rude much

Masami: STOP QUOTING THINGS HELP ME

Leslie: we’re we even friends to begin with

Gumbs: er, with you, no

Leslie: this is homophobic

Gumbs: only for you 😘

Leslie: I will drown you

Gumbs: pls no

Tobias: why does bro have beef with everyone atp 💀

Idaho: what does ‘atp’ mean

Gumbs: fuckn’ bumpkin

Darwin: be nice Gumball he’s trying ☹️

Anton: it means “at this point” Idaho

Idaho: oh, thanks Anton (●’◡’●)ﾉ

Anton: np! (*^‿^*)

Gumbs: stfu!! \(^ヮ^)/

Anton: no! ٩(ᐛ)و

Tobias: what’s with the excessive use emoticons

Idaho: they’re fun to use! :3

Gumbs: no they’re kinda cringe :3

Anton: kill yourself ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

Masami: yess Anton stick up for ur bf 🩷

Anton, he’s not…my bf?

Idaho: we’re the bestest of friends

Masami: whatever 😒

Gumbs; they fR needa room

Anton: WE’RE NOT DATING!!!!

Gumbs: whoa so aggressive

Idaho: anyway, I have to go to bed now, Goodnight guys!

Anton: goodnight ida

Gumbs: lol “ida”

Anton: Don’t be acting like u don’t call Darwin “bubblecheeks”

Masami: HEP

Leslie: AW

Darwin: ☹️

Tobias: wait that’s kinda cute..

Gumbs: SHUT!!

Gumbs: at least I don’t look like a burnt piece of toast

Anton: er, first, it’s called having vitiligo

Anton: second, what does that have to do with anything

Anton: and third, I think it makes me look cool

Tobias: ngl, I second this

Masami: ^

Joe: ^^

Ocho: ^^^

Clayton: ^^^^

Idaho: so cool

Dariwn: sorry Gumball but I agree too

Gumbs: all of you go die

Anton: Idaho go to sleep

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Faggots in disguise

7:20 Monday 

Tobias: Gyatt Damn gumball

Gumbs: what

Tobias: what is you doing walking around with all that ass for 😭

Gumbs: ..

Darwin: er

Ocho: i gotta agree

Masami: ^

Leslie: ^

Clayton: ^

Sarah: ^^

Penny: ^

Gumbs: penny 🙁

Gumbs: wtf u guys 

Darwin: he gets it from Mrs. Mom

Gumbs: DARWIN UR NOT HELPING

Darwin: sorry dude 

Ocho: I’d let you hit

Gumbs: ong?

Tobias: see this is what I mean 🙁

Tobias: stop stealing my man

Gumbs: nah I’m good 

Tobias: whore

Gumbs: thanks ☺️ 

Tobias: I’m going to bite you

Gumbs: I’m into that

Joe: STOP

9:37 Monday

Leslie: if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Leslie: cough Gumball cough cough

Gumbs: shit up I have very good fashion taste 

Leslie: honey ur pants bag so much they touch the floor 💀

Gumbs: and..?

Gumbs: I think they’re cool thank you very much

Leslie: keep telling yourself that honey

Gumbs: GRILL YOUR SHELF!!!

Leslie: the only cool thing about u is your eyebrow and lip piercing tbh

Gumbs: thanks

Gumbs: hey wait

Gumbs: I have a good personality too!!

Darwin: ehh..

Gumbs: I’m disowning you

Ocho: god give me patience 

Gumbs: i think you mean strength 

Ocho: if god gave me strength you’d be dead

Gumbs: funny

Gumbs: real funny

Joe: HEHSHSODVSJ

Masami: lmfao 💀

Gumbs: it wasn’t even that funny 😐

Tobias: cuz ur the one getting made fun of, stupid

Joe: 😭🙏

Faggots in disguise gc

9:57 am Monday 

Tobias: CODE RED

Tobias: I REPEAT

Joe: what’s got your panties in a knot

Gumbs: panties 💀

Darwin: shut up u literally wear panties instead of boxers

Masami: HELLO??

Leslie: I knew you were fucking gay 😐

Penny: gumball, u sure u don’t have something to tell me 

Gumbs: WHY DID YOU TELL EVRYONR TTGAT

Gumbs: NAD NO STODP THEYREB HSYS COMSFWRTABKE 

Gumbs: AGH

Leslie: huh

Ocho: what

Darwin: “no stop, they’re just comfortable” is what he said

Masami: ooh

Masami: still doesn’t make things any better 😐

Leslie: y’a ur still gay

Gumbs: NO IM NOT!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: blud is his personal transgender

Darwin: his what? 💀

Joe: *translator

Masami: HELPP

Clayton: HOW DOES THAT GET AUTO CORRECTED THAT BAD

Tobias: OK STOP THISBIS BESIDES THE POINT!!!,?.!9/)32@:?

Gumbs: lil bro is having a meltdown 

Tobias: GIYS OCHO SMILED?? AND LAUGHED?.!&:??

Ocho: did you forget that I’m here too

Darwin: My guy is having a gay panic 😭

Tobias: stooop his smile is so pretty and his laugh is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard ☹️

Ocho: i-

Leslie: he’s acting gayer than me 😭

Masami: like that’s possible 

Leslie: shit up lesbian 

Darwin: wait that’s kinda cute

Darwin: what’s Tobias said, I mean

Ocho: I can’t take this, it’s to mych

Tobias: sorry Ocho, forgor u was here 🙁

Ocho: I’m leaving this gc

Tobias: No you’re not.

Gumbs: period and all 💀

Clayton: lil bro does NOT want Ocho leaving 😭🙏

Sarah: I should write a fanfiction with you guys

Sarah: I love emo x wannabe jocks

Gumbs: NO!!

Tobais: I’m good bro 

Ocho: absolutely not

Darwin: pls don’t 

Masami: that’s a major no go for me 

Faggots in disguise 

12:27 am Tuesday

Darwin: has anyone seen Gumball 

Darwin: she’s not at lunch 

Tobais: no

Joe: no

Carrie: no

Joe: wait she?!

Darwin: oh, I thought everyone knew

Carrie: gumball goes by he/she pronouns 

Joe: why was I not told this

Masami: I wasn’t told this either 

Clayton: neither was I 

Sarah: ^

Leslie: ^

Carman: ^

Anton: I knew

Idaho: so did I 

Darwin: damn I rlly thought everyone knew 😭

Leslie: see I knew he was a fag

Gumbs: says you 

Darwin: dude where the hell are you

Darwin: I’ve been looking for you

Gumbs: I’m shitting 

Tobias: ok bro

Joe: why didn’t you tell us u were a transformer 

Gumbs: I’m not I just go by any pronouns 😭

Leslie: so gender-fluid? 

Gumbs: sure ig

Masami: but fr why didn’t you tell any of us this 

Gumbs: I thought you knew

Gumball: Darwin calls me she all the time

Anton: y’all aren’t very observant 

Anton: even I knew this

Idaho: y’all are all silly

Gumbs: shut up you sack of potatoes 

Tobais: the body shaming is insane

Masami: why are your texts so dry Gumball 

Joe: I noticed that too

Gumbs: I told you, I’m shitting

Tobias: what does that have to do with anything 💀

Gumbs: it hurts so bad I think I’m crapping out my intestines.

Joe: oh

Tobias: mb bro 😭

Darwin: you need to go to the nurse?

Gumbs: what’s she gonna do, give me an ice pack?

Gumbs: and she hates me so she’s prolly just gonna send me back to class anyway

Darwin: Just hurry class is about to start

Gumbs: nvm I just threw up.

Darwin: go to the nurse 

Gumbs: no

Darwin: go or I’ll drag you there.

Gumbs: fine jeez 

Joe: lil bro is NOT playing rn 😭🙏

7:34 pm Tuesday 

Dariwn: ok so, turns out Gumball has food poisoning 😐

Tobias: damn

Joe: from what

Masami: prolly like the school lunch or some shit

Masami: I mean have you seen it :/

Tobias: true that

Joe: may Gumball rest in piece 😕

Gumbs: I’m still here

Carrie: sometimes I can still hear his voice ☹️

Tobias: 💀

Gumbs: bru

Gumbs: I’m going to bite all of you

Joe: Nuh uh

Gumbs: yuh huh

Joe: Nuh uh

Gumbs: erm, yuh huh

Ocho: shit up I’m trying to listen to music 😐

Gumbs: prolly like MCR or some shit

Carrie: THATS NOT REAL EMO MUSIC!!!!

Gumbs: ik just tryna piss u off 😋

Carrie: literally kill yourself

Gumbs: ok

Carrie: huh

Tobias: dude where’s the comeback 😭

Joe: bro said ok 😭 

Gumbs: I’m tored

Gumbs: *tired

Darwin: he looks like he’s gonna pass out 

Terri: why isn’t he sleeping then?

Terri: sleeping is a good part of getting better. 

Gumbs: can’t 

Terri: can’t what 

Gumbs: slep

Joe: hm

Tobais: what is bro thinking about 

Gumbs: i fel lkie im inb s fevr drem rb

Tobias: what is he typing 😭

Masami: is he high? 💀

Darwin: *i feel like I’m in a fever dream rn*

Darwin: is what he’s saying

Leslie: you sure he’s high and not sick 😭

Dariwn: he has a fever of 104 :/

Terri: make the guy sleep 😭

Darwin: I think he just passed out 

Dariwn: he did

Darwin: I’m going to take care of him now bye

Tobais: if he dies I’m blaming Carrie 

Carrie: why me :/

Tobias: cuz you told him to die ://

Carrie: still not my fault but ok :///

5:28 pm Wednesday 

Tina: since when have I been on here 

Bobert: Hello my love.

Bobert: I also did not know I was on here.

Tobias: WHOAAA WHATSG

Joe: whoa huh

Leslie: wow another straight couple 😕

Tina: Hi Bobert ^_^

Masami: help me??? 😭

Tina: what

Tina: you got a problem?

Masami absolutely not m’lady

Tina: good

Tobias: bro is aggressive even over text 😭

Tina: do you have a problem??

Tobias: no no m’lday all is good please don’t hurt me ☹️

Masami: 🙄

3:48 am Saturday 

Gumbs: why

Tobias: why what

Gumbs: your mom

Tobias: 😭??

Gumbs: anyway I’m feeling muuuch better now 😋

Ocho: no one asked

Gumbs: er, rude much 

Ocho: 😐

Gumbs: dude literally fuck you

Ocho: no thx ur not my type

Gumbs: never been more grateful to receive a rejection 

Ocho: 🙄

12:48 am Saturday 

Darwin: LMFAO HELP ME

Carrie: LMAO

Penny: HELP

Tobias: what 

Joe: what happened 

Carrie: GUMBALL

Masami: what did he do this time

Darwin: WAIT HOLD ON LAMO

Leslie: ??

Carrie: ok so me, Darwin,Gumball and penny we’re hanging out, right

Tobias: wow without me :/

Carrie: shut up it was a double date

Darwin: ANYWAY SOME RANDOM GUY CAme up to us and he was like, high or drunk or something and he was saying a bunch of slurs and taking shit n stuff 

Tobias: oh

Joe: erm 😭

Penny: anyway he tried to talk to Gumball, but he just ignored him, but when he tried to talk to me and Carrie , Gumball started BARKING and chasing him around the park on all fours 😭😭

Ocho: proof or it didn’t happen 

Darwin: HELP I HAVE A VIDEO

Leslie: PLEASE

Masami: SNED IT PLEASE I NEED PROOF

Dariwn sent a video

Ocho: HELP??

Masami: WHYS HE SO AGGRESSIVE WITH IT

Tobias: BRO ARENT YOU A CAT?? 

Joe: LMFAO THATS

Anton: 😭

Idaho: .

Gumbs: I mean he asked for it 😐

Leslie: Is this how you manage to keep girls away from you too

Tobias: STOOP

Terri: what 😭

Masami: HEL OE MEO

Masami: HELWI???

Masami: WHY HUS THAT RHIS GUNNT

Masami: THE VISIEO

Gumbs: this is worse than my typing :/

Masami: oh shit up at least I didn’t chase someone around the park on all fours 

Gumbs: ha, but you found it funny so it’s a win for me 😎

Masami: literally what

Ocho: I’m saving that video for blackmail goodbye 💀

Tobias: REAL!!

Gumbs: y’all wildn’ fr

Ocho: literally says you??

Gumbs: grahh

Leslie:??

Tobias: this conversation got so dry so quickly ://

Joe: maybe cuz the author ran out of ideas 

Tobais: bro literally shut up

Gumbs: he right tho 🤷‍♂️

Tobias: 😐

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Doing a lyric prank cuz I feel like it

1). Song - Liquid smooth by Mitski
2). Stargirl interlude - the weekend
(I didn’t feel like finishing them so sorry if they cut off abruptly)

Faggots is disguise gc

7:36 pm Saturday

Gumbs: I’m beautiful, I know ‘cause it’s the season

Darwin: hello to you too??

Penny: you are beautiful gummy bear

Tobias: I LIVE FOR THE PET NAMES HELP ME

Masami: REAL

Gumbs: but what am I to do with all this beauty?

Leslie: give some to me

Masami: so you admit you think he’s pretty

Leslie: never said that :|

Tobias: you kinda did

Darwin: damn

Gumbs: biology, I am an organism

Joe: read that as orgasim

Masami: bye 💀

Tobias: of course you did 💀

Gumbs: I’m chemical, that’s all, that is all

Joe: guys I think that’s all

Tobias: me too tbh

Penny: can anyone figure out what he means by that

Bobert: I do not understand either

Clayton: even I don’t know what he means :/

Tobias: yea, that’s not saying a lot

Clayton: 😐😐

Gumbs: I’m liquid smooth, come touch me too

Penny: I’ll touch you

Tobias: whoa ehat

Joe: dman

Masami: how do you manage to misspell the word damn 💀

Joe: idek bro leave me alone ://

Gumbs: and feel my skin is plump and full of life

Tobias: he does have really clear skin

Ocho: something you’ll never be able to accomplish

Tobias: babe, sakes goes for you

Leslie: I’m not sure that’s what he meant 😭

Gumbs: I’m in my prime

Gumbs: ok I’m done I can’t do this anymore

Masami: boy, finish the damn thing

Gumbs: no

Tobias: ok wait now I’m confused

Gumbs: it’s nothing 😐

Masami: sigh

Masami: just wait till the next one

Gumbs: absolutely not

Joe: y’all gonna make my head explode what??

Darwin: I love Mitski

Masami: real and girl in red

Darwin: real!!

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Pm between Masami and Gumball
3:12 am Monday

Masami: boy get yo ass online

Gumbs: the hell you want

Masami: since you didn’t finish the last lyric prank, you gotta do another one

Gumbs: hell no that’s way to much work

Masami: you and yours lazy ass

Masami: just one more

Gumbs: k fine, but why me :/

Masami: cuz everything you say sounds stupid and out of context so it looks more natural

Gumbs: yea, fair enough

Gumbs: song?

Masami: Stargirl interlude by the weekend

Gumbs: Aw hell no I take back what I said 😭

Masami: nope nope nope you already agreed

Gumbs: what do I get in return

Masami: your mom doesn’t get fired

Gumbs: kay girl chill. Jeez Louise

Masami: 😘

Faggots in disguise gc

Gumbs: i had a vision

Tobias: dude stop staring conversations off so weird 😭

Gumbs: a vision of my nails in the kitchen

Joe: what a weird vision tbh

Clayton: ikr

Tobias: 😐

Gumbs: scratching countertops

Gumbs: I was screaming

Tobias: and why was bro screaming?

Joe: is this going in the direction I think it’s going

Tobias: dawg what

Joe: hm

Tobias: don’t “hm” me 💀

Gumbs: my back arched like a cat, my position couldn’t stop

Gumbs: you were hitting it

Joe: STOP THIS IS WHERE I THOUTH THIS WAS GOING

Leslie: Help???

Penny: gummy bear are you cheating on me 😕

Tobias: unless you have a dick I think yes

Penny: .

Penny: might seem crazy what I’m about to say…

Tobias: wait what

Joe: hold on a moment

Masami: HELLO??

Gumbs: and I shouldn’t cry, but I love it

Gumbs: starboy

Tobias: gumball a masochist confirmed??

Penny: whoa what

Clayton: discovering new things about your boyfriend every day 😦

Carrie: this is crazy

Terri: I personally didn’t need to know all this but whatever

Leslie: I personally did

Tobias: 💀

Gumbs: I’m never doing this again 😕

Gumbs: these are false accusations and I will not stand for this

Joe: then sit

Carrie: let the guy breathe 😭

Gumbs: Masami I actually hate you 😐

Terri: ??

Masami: damn boy, chill

Masami: it was just for funsies

Gumbs: funsies my ass

Penny: I’m like, super confused rn

Leslie: since when were y’all friends 😭

Gumbs: since never she just forces me to do stuff I no no wanna do

Masami: he loves me I can feel it

Leslie: the absolute betrayal is insane

Gumbs: you’ll live

2:47 am Monday

Faggots in disguise gc

Ocho: annoying ass bug in my room that won’t go the fuck away

Joe: whoa Ocho texting first??

Gumbs: literally what do you want us to do about that :/

Ocho: turn ur location on.

Gumbs: what why

Ocho: we finna fight

Masami: Personally, I live for the energy we’ve created in the studio today

Gumbs: :,//

Alan: don’t fight guys

Gumbs: who has admin

Darwin: why?

Leslie: I think you do

Gumbs kicked Alan out of the gc

Tobias: oh damn

Carmen: what the hell gumball

Carmen: why’d you do that

Gumbs: cuz I felt like it tbh

Carmen: ur an asshoke Yk? 😐

Gumbs: tysmmmm 😋

4:46 pm Monday

Gumbs: I’ve transcend to a new plain of existence.

Gumbs: Life has changed for the better. The unspoken laws ruling over humanity have been rewritten.

Masami: Hello?? 😭

Clayton: What happened to hi, hello, how are you?

Tobias: dawg what 💀

Gumbs: it truly was a great pleasure knowing you all, but my time has come.

Joe: what happened to bro 😭

Bobert: I wish to know too

Darwin: gumball was skateboarding and a little kid came up to him and called him cool and said “I wish to be like you when I grow up”.

Tobias: oh hell naw 😭

Leslie: horrible decision, really

Gumbs: literally go die

Leslie: I’m too pretty to die

Penny: the hostility in this chat astounds me

Gumbs: you astound me

Penny: Aw

Tobias: wow, really? Cheating on me ://

Gumbs: what.

Tobias: can’t believe you dude

Clayton: wait, but he was dating me 🤔

Gumbs: .

Tobias: what do you have to say for yourself?

Gumbs: kill yourself

Tobias: 😋

Penny: 😐

Gumbs: 😕

Penny: 🫤

Gumbs: ☹️

Penny: 🙄

Gumbs: 😭

Penny: 🙂

Gumbs: 😢

Penny: 😉

Gumbs: 🥲

Penny: 🥰

Gumbs: 😘

Tobias: did they just communicate using emoji’s.

Darwin: leave them be, it’s their thing

Masami: well it’s a weird thing

Darwin: eh, you get used to it at some point

Faggots is disguise gc

9:58 pm Monday

Darwin added Molly and Alan into the groupchat

Gumbs: why…

Ocho: I kicked her out for a reason but whatever :/

Molly: why’d you kick me :((

Ocho: er

Ocho: no reason

Gumbs: GET ALAN OUT OF HERE

Darwin: bro you’re the one who created the chat and added him ://

Gumbs: :(

Darwin: suffer

Alan: …

Faggots in disguise gc

11:13 pm Monday

Darwin: I CANT BE YOUR MIDNIGHT LOVE!!

Masami: WHEN YOUR SILVER IS MY GOLD!!

Darwin: IN THIS LIGHT, I SWEAR IM BLIND!

Masami: IN THIS LIGHT, I SWEAR YOUR MINEEE!!

Tobias: what

Joe: weirdos

Tobias: dude you CANNOT be talking

Joe: ://

Sarah: I love girl in red

Molly: Me too!

Sarah: :)

Molly: <3

Leslie: more lesbians this is amazing

Leslie: but where are the gay men 😕

Ocho: hey

Leslie: tbh I thought u were like bi or something

Ocho: cuz no one can be as gay as you dipshit

Leslie: calm ur tits

Masami: Isn't Hector gay?

Leslie: HE ISS??

Leslie: I HAVE A CHANCE

Gumbs: whoa there buddy

Tobias: 💀

Gumbs: oh William is also gay

Leslie: wow why didn’t I know this

Gumbs: 🤷♂️🤷♂️

Chapter Text

Pm between Alan and Gumball

Alan: gumball

Alan: Do you actually hate me?

Gumbs: yes

Alan: oh

Alan: ok

Alan: sorry

Gumbs: …

Gumbs: wait no I was kidding

Alan: oh ok!

Alan :3

Gumbs: that’s cute

Alan: you’re cute

Gumbs: no wait

Gumbs: I did NOT say that that wasn’t me

Alan: screenshotted

Gumbs: Alan come on ur supposed to be the good guy 😭

Gumbs: at least keep this between us

Alan: no promises cutie ;)

Gumbs: EWW DON'T CALL ME THAT I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID I HATE YOUU

Alan: 😋

Gumbs: I’m going to bite you

Alan: and what if I’m into that

Gumbs: …

Gumbs: I’m leaving bye

Faggots in disguise gc

12:53 am Tuesday

Alan: guys you’ll never guess what happened!!

Gumbs: NO STOP YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDNT TELL ANYONE

Alan: I never said that

Alan: I said no promises

Gumbs: STOOOP

Masami: what, what happened

Carmen: ya I wanna know

Carmen: he never gets this worked up

Alan: gumball called me cute

Ocho: no way

Darwin: no shot absolutely no shot

Tobias: wait but he’s not denying it…

Alan: I even have a screenshot

Gumbs: no stop I can’t take this I’m going to kill myself

Joe: HES NOT DENYING IT??

Penny: gumball I know your bi but like.. Alan? You like Alan?

Gumbs: NO!!!!!!!!

Gumbs: ALL I DID WAS SAY SOMETHING HE DID WAS CUTE THATS IT LEAVE ME ALOOONEEEE

Penny: I mean hey, if you do like him I don’t mind

Gumbs: 😭

Tobias: bro imagine breaking up cuz u called someone cute

Gumbs: we’re not breaking up.

Penny: depends

Gumbs: NGHENENSBSUSNSBSNHGSHS BSHSSHSHSBSSAKBPSMWOXNECUBECOUVRFOYGRXQROUVXWRUVXWORUXVRWPUCBWEPUXBEWUCHRUGXQEXUBQWOXNQEOZNQEXUBWRCUB

Darwin: I think you broke him

Alan: whoops

Alan: my fault guys

Tobias: wow didn’t know Alan was chill like that

Gumbs: 🫤

Faggots in disguise gc

3:37 am Tuesday

Penny: date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars together

Gumbs: 🥰

Tobias: noted

Masami: So y'all didn’t break up..

Penny: no

Penny: we were never gonna in the first place

Ocho: hey, if anyone, and I mean anyone, dragged me outside at 3am to look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life

Gumbs: damn

Tobias: also noted

Masami: 😦

Joe: that emoji makes me giggle

Leslie: girl Fr like where are the eyebrows 😭

Penny: as I said, the aggression is insane

Gumbs: fr like..

Ocho: ://

Ocho: i know you ain’t talking dude

Gumbs: at least I can control my anger better than you can 🤷♂️

Ocho: kill yourself

Gumbs: no <3

6:57 am Tuesday

Carrie created a group chat and added Ocho and Gumball

Carrie named the group chat 'the emo freaks’

Gumbs: dawg what

Gumbs: I’m not even emo :/

Carrie: I remember ur emo phase you can't hide your true self gummy bear

Gumbs: don’t call me that u freak 😕

Carrie: we should all hang out sometime

Ocho: I refuse to hang out with that thing

Gumbs: I hate to agree but smae

Carrie: no, I’m forcing you guys to hang out

Ocho: whatcha gonna do? Huh?

Carrie: ur mother

Ocho: 😐

Ocho: ur sooo funny omg ahahah

Carrie: 🤑🤑

Gumbs: I’m not befriending someone who blew up my house 😕😕

Ocho: i was js playing dawg

Gumbs: no way that was “js playing”

Ocho: 🙄

Carrie: ANYWAY let’s all come to my house and watch movies

Carrie: a scary movies

Gumbs: no

Carrie: yes

Gumbs: no

Carrie: yes

Gumbs: no

Carrie: no

Gumbs: yes

Gumbs: damnit

Carrie: 🤣🫵

Gumbs: still not going

Carrie: 🙂

Carrie: I’ll buy u all the unhealthy snacks you want

Gumbs: I’m going

Ocho: dude

Ocho: Im not

Carrie: I’ll tell your mum ur bullying ur classmates

Ocho: I’m going

Carrie: Great!! 😋

Ocho: this is stupid

Gumbs: I agree

Carrie: y’all have a lot more in common then you think

Gumbs: sure :/

7:27 Am Tuesday

Gumbs: I’m going to go slice and dice my wrists I can’t take this

Masami: what happened

Gumbs: I’m being forced to watch movies with Ocho

Tobias: wow, without me ://

Ocho: shit up Tobi

Tobias: ☹️

Joe: that’s pretty unlucky for Ocho if you ask me

Leslie: girl fr, I feel bad for him

Masami: fr

Gumbs: ur all disappointments

Penny: 😧

6:36 pm Tuesday

Gumbs: whadafuck

Gumbs: Qué diablos es esta mierda Cómo podría la gente ver esto Por favor, ayúdame

Masami: boy what

Joe: English please

Leslie: Darwin, your assistance please

Darwin: “What the hell is this shit? How could people watch this Please help me”

Tobias: what is he talking about

Tobias: and why is he Spanish I thought he was Japanese 😭

Darwin: ok one, People can speak other languages 💀

Darwin: and two, he speaks Spanish when he’s scared, nervous, or angry

Darwin: he’s fluent in it actually

Darwin: sometimes he also uses big words

Joe: ok but why rn

Joe: and why didn’t I know this 💀

Carrie: I made him watch a scary movie with me and Ocho 🙄

Darwin: but he likes scary movies?

Ocho: it was the shittiest movie we’ve ever seen

Gumbs: no it was amazing

Ocho: stop lying to urself

Gumbs: u right

Tobias: 😭??

Ocho: :/

Joe: what was the movie

Carrie: ‘we need to do something’

Joe: oh

Gumbs: LIEK WHAT WAS THAT ENDING??

Gumbs: DID THEY GET IUT IF THE BATHROOM??

Gumbs: HELLO??

Ocho: i admit, that movie was so confusing 😭

Ocho: like, those scenes with her and her girlfriend or whatever

Ocho: what was happening

Joe: yea that movie was something :/

Carrie: certainly not worse than the movie heredity

Carrie: that movie was so weird

Gumbs: I hate to disagree but that movie was amazing

Gumbs: the sisters death was totally preventable tho like???

Ocho: fR like did she HAVE to stick her head out the window

Gumbs: one of my fav movies is the nun tho

Ocho: nah my favorite movie is evil dead rise

Gumbs: REAL!!

Carrie: honestly agreed

Masami: you guys all agreeing on something is scary

Darwin: I’ve got no idea what y’all are talking about cuz Iont watch or like scary movies :/

Gumbs: pussy

Carrie: again, agreed

Darwin: meanies

Ocho: it’s ok you’ll live

Darwin: come on Ocho, Carrie, ur supposed to be on my side

Ocho: not today

Darwin: damn :/

Darwin: my girlfriend is cheating on me with the emo kids

Carrie: lmao get wrecked fishstick

Tobias: LMFAO ‘FISHSTICK’

Masami: HELP

Emo freaks gc

12:33 pm Tuesday

Gumbs: ok wait that was actually kinda fun

Ocho: I kinda hate to agree but same

Ocho: sadly, we do have a lot in common

Gumbs: real

Carrie: seeeee?

Gumbs: 🫤

Gumbs: anyway we should definitely do that again

Ocho: yea

Ocho: just not to soon

Carrie: bro is trying not to sound desperate 😭

Ocho: 😐

Carrie: but yea, I can plan another time

Carrie: maybe y’all could even sleep over

Gumbs: wait that actually sounds fun tbh

Ocho: fR

Carrie: ok so when?

Gumbs: this Saturday

Ocho: 5:30

Carrie it’s a date

Ocho: yippie

Gumbs: I’m actually kinda excited??

Carrie: good

Faggots in disguise gc

8:42 am Wednesday

Gumbs: I am this close to wrapping my charger cord around my neck and strangling myself

Ocho: do it i dare you

Gumbs: Cállate, perra, nadie te estaba hablando

Gumbs: Por favor, mátate

Carrie: guys they love eachother I can feel it

Masami: friendship at its finest

Tobias: did bro tell him to kill himself in Spanish 😭

Darwin: yea 💀

Masami: ok but why

Darwin: he’s mad about something

Gumbs: Odio tanto la escuela que quien la inventó puede suicidarse, joder, no puedo soportar esto

Darwin: oh

Darwin: he’s mad about school

Ocho: honestly real

Masami: stop agreeing with Gumball it’s scary

Masami: but Fr

Gumbs: Mrs. Simian makes me GRAH AHAHAHAGAGAG

Gumbs: she gave me detention because I was late BY A SECOND

Masami: just try not being late it’s that easy

Darwin: you try waking him up in the morning 💀

Darwin: it’s like trying to wake up a rock

Darwin: he’s always making us late it’s insane

Gumbs: 🫤

Gumbs: not my fault I can sleep so soundly

Tobias: yea, erm, major skill issue

Gumbs: “erm” 🤓☝️

Gumbs: shut it brace face

Ocho: don’t you have braces too

Gumbs: you also shut it

12:16 pm Wednesday

Anton: smoking that kind of weed that makes you say hiiii! haaiii!! :3 hi ^-^ haiiiii!! >_<

Gumbs: ok what the flip dude

Anton: cringe culture is dead

Masami: pass me some weed

Anton: bet

6:25 pm Wednesday

Joe: my life is a romantic comedy movie except without the romance

Clayton: honestly so real

Anton: real

Gumbs: hah, can’t relate loserz 😹

Tobias: me neither 🥰

Ocho: ur about to relate

Tobias: WHAT

Tobias: WHAT DID I DO

Ocho: ❤️

Tobias: 😕

Masami: ah, young love

Carrie: Beautiful isn’t it?

Ocho: I will beat all of you

Penny: 😟

7:38 pm Wednesday

Gumbs: what the in the ever living fuck

Gumbs: please help me

Gumbs: I can’t take this

Gumbs: help me

Gumbs: fucking shit Omg please

Gumbs: help

Tobias: what’s happening 😭

Ocho: what are we supposed to do

Masami: is he getting kidnapped

Darwin: no

Darwin: there’s a spider on his bed

Joe: oh

Ocho: LMFAO HES SCARED OF SPIDERS

Tobias: I actually thought he was getting abducted or some shit 💀

Ocho: he’s too weird for that to happen

Masami: LMFAO SPIDERS?? REALLY?

Darwin: er, bugs in general, but yea, mostly spiders

Darwin: also, he’s not just scared, he’s absolutely horrified of them. like, he’ll start genuinely sobbing at the sight of them

Darwin: like he is now 😐

Clayton: lmfao we really out here learning new things about him everyday 💀

Leslie: fr, every time I learn something new I have to add it to my list

Clayton: why you got a list 💀

Leslie: cuz why not

Gumbs: fucking Kill the damn thing

Gumbs: please

Gumbs: I cnat

Gumbs: grkp

Gumbs: Por favor, no puedo hacer esto, necesito ayuda. Por favor, ayúdame. Joder, mata a la araña o me voy a suicidar

Gumbs: Qué coño

Gumbs: NO PUEDO, NO PUEDO AYUDARME, SE ESTÁ ACERCANDO, POR FAVOR, QUE ALGUIEN LO CONSIGA, AYÚDAME

Tobais: dawg what 😭

Masami: he doesn’t sound ok 💀

Darwin: he’s absolutely sobbing rn

Clayton: someone kill the spider before he burns his house down again

Darwin: I ain’t touching that thing 💀

Joe: dude 😭😭

Penny: ur brother is on the verge of a panic attack and that’s what you have to say 💀

Carrie: I’ll get it for you, you fucking pussies

Darwin: nah, Anias got it we’re all good now

Ocho: this was really entertaining to watch

Leslie: girl fr

Clayton: I think it’s funny when he starts speaking Spanish

Tobias: no fr it’s funny as hell

Gumbs: glad you find my pain amusing

Tobias: you recovered quickly

Gumbs: Joder, mátate, a nadie le importaría

Joe: you know we can’t understand that..?

Gumbs: that’s the point

Gumbs: idiot

Darwin: he’s still mad

Tobias: I can tell 💀

12:39 am Thursday

Gumbs: what would you do if I killed myself

6:35 am Thursday

Gumbs: I love it when you guys leave me on read ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Gumbs: I love you guys sooo much

Ocho: oh my god are you shitting me rn

Darwin: he’s just being dramatic

Gumbs: UR BEING DRAMATIC!!!

Darwin: 🙄

Darwin: he went off to sulk in a corner

Masami: even more of a drama Queen than Leslie tbh

Leslie: shit up 😐

Masami: 😘

11:26 am Thursday

Gumbs: BITCH I SAID WHAT I SAID!!

Masami: I’D RATHER BE FAMOUS INSTEAD

Leslie: I LET ALL THAT GET TO MY HEAD

Clayton: I DONT CARE I’LL PAINT THE TOWN RED

Clayton: MHMM SHE THE DEVIL

Gumbs: SHE A BAD LIL BITCH SHE A REBEL

Leslie: SHE PUT HER FOOT TO THE PEDAL

Masami: IT’LL TAKE A WHOLE LOT FOR ME TO SETTLE

Gumbs: ok anyway

Tobais: Clayton you know Doja cat? 💀

Clayton: literally who doesn’t

Clayton: anyone who doesn’t is an uncultured swine

Gumbs: ANYWAY!!

Gumbs: since we’re all friends

Ocho: are we tho

Leslie: fr

Gumbs: shut up and let me finish

Gumbs: since we’re all friends

Gumbs: I feel as though I have to make a contractual obligation

Tobais: and that is??

Gumbs: waffles or pancakes

Ocho: pancakes

Penny: ^^

Anton: yea pancakes

Tobias: waffles ❤️

Joe: pancakes 💥!!!

Leslie: girl, definitely waffles

Masami: real, waffles

Clayton: pancakes

Idaho: waffles

Alan: ok definitely pancakes

Bobert: I believe waffles are the better option

Tina: what he said

Sarah: pancakes

Molly: waffles ^-^

Gumbs: ok anyone who said waffles, your dead to me. You cease to exist in my eyes

Leslie: whaaat??

Masami: be so Fr right now

Gumbs: 😐

Tobias: nah, waffles better 🙏

Gumbs: ur all insane in the membrane

Tina: says the one who likes pancakes 🤓

Gumbs: shut up lizard breath

Tina: oh you wanna go?

Gumbs: no sorry

Tina: 😐

Ocho: i agrée with Gumball honestly

Clayton: fr

Gumbs: ok, so that concludes this survey

Gumbs: have a wonderful day

Gumbs: except to the people who choose waffles over pancakes

Leslie: girl…

Idaho: damn

Chapter Text

Faggots in disguise gc

7:46 pm Friday

Penny: gumball we need to talk

Masami: ooooh

Tobias: gumball what did you dooo

Gumbs: hold on I can’t find my phone

Tobias: ok bro

Joe:…

Leslie: girl

Masami: boy what

Penny: You're the worst boyfriend, Gumball. Killing your own lover Gumball. 

Gumbs: 😘

Penny: Don't give me that bullshit rn :/

Tobias: oooh someone mad

Gumbs: shut up pizza face

Tobias: dude shut up about my acne 😕

Gumbs: no <3

Gumbs: all the most expensive facial products and ur face still looks like a war zone

Tobias: im gonna touch you tn man

Gumbs: I might like that

Gumbs: what time

Tobias: ok well..

Tobias: I’ll have to ask Ocho first 🥺🥺

Gumbs: Ocho can I borrow ur bf for a night 

Ocho: u can have him I don’t want him anymore

Gumbs: thanks man

Tobias: WHAT!!!

Tobias: BABE NO

Gumbs: Tobias let’s touch tips

Tobias: well since my bf left me I might as well

Darwin: dude..

Leslie: what the fuck

Gumbs: my house, 12:00, no shirt

Tobias: yessir

Masami: I’m leaving town

Darwin: imagine how I feel.

Carrie: it’s ok I’ll come touch u Darwin 

Darwin: WHAT!!!!

Joe: whoa, Darwin getting freaky??

Darwin: NO??

Darwin: CARRIE STOP!!

Darwin: IM NOT LIKE THIS

Carrie: 🖤

Penny: Gumball..

Gumbs: whoops

Gumbs: hi Penny, my love, sugar cube, honey cakes, mi amor, my princess, my wonderful queen, mommy, my darling wife

Joe: mommy is absolutely INSANE

Masami: I think I threw Up

Leslie: highkey!!

Terri: my love, if you threw up you should go see a doctor! 

Masami: don’t worry babe, I was kidding

Masami: thanks for worrying tho ❤️

Terri: 🤍

Leslie: yea I’m killing myself

Gumbs: real

Ocho: yea and let me watch

Gumbs: I’m taking u out with me.

Gumbs: ur not safe.

Ocho: 👻

Joe: I feel like I’m forgetting something

Bobert: We have homework due.

Joe: oh yea

Joe: well…

Gumbs: since when.

Bobert: Monday.

Bobert: We were assigned it today.

Gumbs: stop putting periods at the end of every sentence 

Gumbs: u sound like ur threatening me

Bobert: But it’s grammatically correct?

Gumbs: I fucking hate autistic kids man

Joe: don’t hate urself gumball, it’s ok

Gumbs: I hope u get hit by a truck

Carrie: look at this fricking loser, right guys

Gumbs: go back to the hole u crawled out of fatso

Carrie: luv u too bae 🖤

Gumbs: dude dni.

Tobias: he says dni but his legs are spread I can tell 

Penny: for me, yea

Gumbs: keep ur doors locked tn Tobias 

Tobias: dude he’s gonna touch my butt

Gumbs: yea sleep with one eye open

Gumbs: bitch 

Joe: me next pretty please

Gumbs: no u stink

Joe: dude I showered on Wednesday 

Gumbs: shower NOW??

Masami: I can smell him from over here

Ocho: I can smell him through the screen man 

Joe: FUCK u guys I do not smell bad

Gumbs: I mean I guess it’s not worse than Mrs Simians breath..

Tobias: do NOT remind me.

Anton: I cried every time she even LOOKED in my direction 

Idaho: Anton!!

Idaho: and that’s relatable

Anton: IDAHO!!

Gumbs: fags

Gumbs: WHOA who said that??

Joe: the wind has been strong lately..

Anton: do u rlly have to say that every time we interact 

Gumbs: I’m just pointing out what I see man

Idaho: I don’t know what a fag is, but it sounds like a bad thing

Gumbs: yes it’s awful

Gumbs: it’s the worst thing u could ever be called

Darwin: dude gumball, STOP IT!!

Joe: LMFAOAUAJ

Ocho: i cant believe I’m laughing rn

Gumbs: I know

Gumbs: I’m so funny

Ocho: u ruined it

Gumbs: right..

Idaho: if it’s so bad then why are you calling me that? That word I mean

Idaho: and why are you guys laughing

Anton: dude don’t listen to gumball he’s a dumbass

Gumbs: AM NOT

Carrie: I beg to differ 

Gumbs: dni.

Idaho replied to Anton: (dude don’t listen to gumball he’s a dumbass) - Idaho: ohhh so what does it mean?

Anton: it’s a slur for LGBTQ+ people

Idaho: oh

Idaho: that’s a bit mean

Gumbs: uggGHHHHH

Gumbs: everyone here is a retard 

Anton: Idaho ignore him 💔

Gumbs: dude get off my DICK

Idaho: it’s ok Anton, I have to go anyway, bye! 

Anton: bye Ida!! :3

Joe: watching this play out made me sleepy

Masami: it’s not even 10 yet 

Joe: dni I’m napping

Tobias: this is why ur sleep schedule is fucked man

Joe: it can’t be more fucked than Gumball’s 

Gumbs: dude leave me out of this 

Carrie: insomnia final boss

Darwin: literally 

Gumbs: leaf me ALONE

Gumbs: y r u guys attacking ME now

Darwin: cuz its the truth ❤️

Gumbs: dude…🥀🥀

Carmen: if you have insomnia I would take some melatonin and try going to sleep now instead of later

Darwin: trying to get him to sleep is like trying to brush his hair

Gumbs: STOP ATRACKING ME

Ocho: gumball slander in the big 2025

Ocho: I’m here for it

Gumbs: dni 🥀

Joe: I’m hungry 

Ocho: who asked

Tobias: go eat fattie

Joe: so mean guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭

3:34 am Friday

Gumbs: my time on this earth has come to an end, goodbye everyone 

Alan: it’s like 3 am why are you awake

Gumbs: why r U awake 

Alan: looking at pictures of you and nutting 

Gumbs: what.

Alan: can I rizz u up

Gumbs: no.

Gumbs: get the hell away from me.

Gumbs: do NOT touch me.

Alan: worth a shot

Gumbs: Carmen GET UR MAN? 

Gumbs: DONT let him touch me.

Tobias: bros tryna act like he doesn’t secretly like it

Gumbs: I DONT???

Masami: yea sure..

Gumbs: dude..

Joe: shhhHHHHH I’m trying to watch porn

Tobias: well ok

Gumbs: I swear the gun just loaded itself

Ocho: make sure to turn safety off

Gumbs: yea thanks ocho 

Gumbs: ❤️

Ocho: yea and don’t miss

Gumbs: ur my 13th reason why btw

Joe: u guys r such cockblocks on my SOUL

Tobias: dude..? STOP??

Ocho: yea goon night

Joe: hehe goon

Ocho: I’m going to throttle you.

Bobert: I am trying to sleep. 

Tobias: my deepest apologies kind sir

Joe: u gotta go deeper

Tobias: …

Ocho: stfu like genuinely 

Tobias: yessir

Tobias: I’ll be a good boy

Gumbs: what the fuck.

9:04 am Saturday 

Idaho: why were ya’ll up at 3 am

Darwin: Gumball was doing math homework and he kept spiraling so I had to stay awake with him to make sure he didn’t jump out the window 💔

Ocho: he should’ve 

Gumbs: I want u dead

Gumbs: fattie

Ocho: say that again.

Gumbs: oh uhmmm…

Gumbs: waist where…!

Ocho: ;-;

Tobias: dude that homework was mad easy how were u up that late working on it 💔

Darwin: cuz he sucks at math 

Gumbs: dude the only reason i’m even bad at math is bc god knew i would be too powerful if i was good at it

Darwin: i can guarantee u that that is 100% not the truth

Gumbs: shut up yes it is

Masami: who lied to him…

Leslie: literally..!

Gumbs: ur all fat cunts I hope u guys know that

Masami: right back at u honey

Gumbs: call me honey one more time and ur getting it

Masami: no thanks I’m lesbian 

Gumbs: that is NOT what I meant.

Leslie: it kinda sounded like it..

Joe: whoa gumball, r u hitting on Masami?! 

Tobias: someone call Penny 

Gumbs: I M LITERALLY NOT??

Gumbs: THESE R FALE ACCUSATIONS?

Tobias: tsk tsk tsk, hitting on a lesbian…

Joe: dude u weren’t ANY better before u started dating that emo dude

Ocho: I have a name retard.

Tobias: ok first of all…

Joe: isn’t that a slur

Ocho: noooo really??

Ocho: who would’ve thought 

Joe: alright man.

Joe: Tobias I hate ur boyfriend 

Tobias: hate is a strong word

Joe: Tobias I strongly dislike ur bf

Ocho: that makes two of us

Tobias: what the helly guys

Gumbs: cancel ocho

Ocho: what the fuck did I do

Gumbs: just because Joe doesn’t shower, wears fortnight shirts, and has a lazy eye, doesn’t mean he’s a retard 🥺🥺

Joe: OKAY beo.

Gumbs: retard rights ✊✊

Gumbs: who’s with me

Joe: ok man FUCK u 

Ocho: stop trying to spread ur autism to me I don’t wanna catch that disease 

Ocho: take 3 big steps back

Bobert: You can’t “catch” autism, it’s a neurological disorder that runs in your DNA. 

Gumbs: thank you Bobert

Gumbs: round of applause for this smart fella

Bobert: You are welcome Gumball!

Ocho: I’m actively sending a nuke to ur location 

Gumbs: too violent, dni man

Gumbs: I prefer peace and quiet 

Darwin: didn’t you just get into a fight with Julius bc u called him gay

Gumbs: he started it man

Gumbs: do NOT blame me

Tobias: I fully blame you

Leslie: agreed

Gumbs: Te voy a matar, gorda perra.

Darwin: well ok then 

Ocho: what’d he say

Darwin: mnhhhhhh nothing..

Joe: right…

12:13 pm Saturday 

Joe: movies anyone??

Darwin: I probably can 

Gumbs: no he can’t 

Darwin: yes I can

Gumbs: ok dude.

Tobias: poor Joe

Gumbs: no, poor ME

Darwin: you’ll be fine

Gumbs: no I won’t

Penny: it’s ok gumball I’ll come over and we can hang out 

Gumbs: the gods have answered my prayers

Gumbs: my life is nothing but happiness now

Penny: 🤭 

Darwin: I take it back I can’t go

Gumbs: no dude

Gumbs: u left me

Gumbs: I’m js a side hoe to u 💔

Tobias: this is like watching a k-drama

Carrie; or a soap opera 

Tobias: soap operas fucking suck dude

Carrie: like k-dramas are any better

Tobias: THEYRE BETTER THAN SOAP OPERAS

Carrie: dude dni.

Joe: they both suck

Joe: how abt THAT

Tobias: and what do u watch..

Joe: none of ur business faygot

Gumbs: erotic thrillers

Joe: man..

Joe: u did NOT have to out me like that 

Tobias: dude dni

Joe: STOP IT they’re good.

Carrie: I’m blocking you

Joe: STOP

Joe: GUMBALL LOOK WAHT U DID

Gumbs: 🤷 

Leslie: I personally 

Leslie: love romance 

Carrie: ofc u do

Gumbs: faggot

Gumbs: 🤫

Leslie: u should try watching them they’re pretty good

Masami: yea theyre are also some gay ones u might like too gumball ;-;

Gumbs: dude stop trying to force ur woke agenda onto me

Leslie: u are the LAST person who should be talking

Masami: yea

Masami: man lover

Gumbs: no i love women 

Leslie: right 

Leslie: and I’m a straight white man

Masami: we all have our dreams

Gumbs: don’t talk to me tranny.

Masami: WHAT!!

Leslie: well hello

Ocho: I LOLed at that a little bit

Gumbs: yea take that 

Gumbs: and I have more slurs to say

Darwin: stop

Gumbs: no fuck you fag

Gumbs: ok that was mean

Gumbs: I’m sorry Darwin 

Gumbs: Darwin

Gumbs: Darwin

Darwin: no, DNI don’t talk too me

Gumbs: IM SORRY

Gumbs: DARWIINN

Gumbs: CUM BACK RO ME

Gumbs: ☹️☹️

Joe: cum heh

Masami: stop talking.

Joe: yes ma’am 

Masami: don’t EVER call me that again.

Joe: my apologies kind lady

Leslie: she’s the furthest thing from kind btw

Masami: shut ur trap bitch.

Leslie: point made

Masami: no more shopping trips for u, u gay fuck.

Leslie: wait I’m sorry take me back queen

Leslie: bb pls

Masami: dni.

Gumbs: right well..

Tobias: did Darwin ever come back to u

Gumbs: yes

Darwin: no

Gumbs: he’s lying 

Darwin: no I’m not

Gumbs: js say u hate me and want me dead then

Darwin: I want u dead

Gumbs: he says as he’s snuggled into my side 

Gumbs: he loves me I know he does

Darwin: ihy

Tobias: y r u guys texting if ur in the same room then..

Darwin: bc gumball is scared of the movie we’re watching

Gumbs: false.

Joe: what movie

Darwin: zootopia

Carrie: I’m crying what

Masami: LMFAO??

Tobias: zootopia…

Gumbs: for ur information I am NOT scared.

Gumbs: js the savage animals startled me. That’s it.

Masami: the new things I learn abt Gumball everyday astound me

Penny: I been knew this

Darwin: yea cuz ur with him 24/7

Gumbs: shhhhh she’s my wife

Gumbs: Penny haters dni

Darwin: js focus on the movie before I leave again

Gumbs: ofc dear brother

Gumbs: anything for you

Darwin: -_-

2:42 pm Saturday 

Gumbs: Leslie won’t stop sending me pictures of naked gay men

Carmen: well hello to u too I suppose 

Leslie: he likes it

Gumbs: no I DONT

Penny: he does

Gumbs: PENNY.

Leslie: ur so easy to get railed up 

Joe: I don’t like the way that sounds

Tobias: gumball calm urself 

Gumbs: dude I’m being molested 

Carrie: what the hell

Leslie: he’s like an angry kitten

Gumbs: STOP IT

Joe: this feels oddly intimate 

Darwin: js back away slowly guys

Gumbs: NO COME BACK

Leslie: shhh it’s ok kitten don’t be scared

Gumbs: DUDE???

Ocho: what the hell..

Gumbs: GO AWAY

Leslie: awww is the kitty angry? 🥺🥺

Gumbs: IM BEING VIOLATED

Masami: I CANT

Carmen: this is actually taking me out

Gumbs: I’m slitting my throat 

Gumbs: if I see one more naked man in my DMs it’s over

Masami: looks around

Gumbs: LESLIE.

Gumbs: STOP

Leslie: LMFAOAO

Darwin: I think it’s naptime

Joe: ur so right 

Joe: let’s cuddle

Darwin: no u genuinely do smell bad

Joe: dude…

Tobias: this is ur sign to shower 

Joe: I DID!!!

Joe: dni.

5:27 pm Saturday 

Tobias: lemmie nuh in yo buh

Gumbs: yes pls

Ocho: shut the hell up Tobi

Tobias: no u love me too much

Ocho: no idk if I wanna kiss you or violently shove u in a meat grinder

Tobias: can I pick

Ocho: no.

Joe: LMFAO

Gumbs: is the offer still up

Gumbs: will u nut in my butt

Tobias: no

Gumbs: fuck u

Tobias: only if ocho is allowed to watch

Ocho: leave me OUT of this..

Gumbs: I hate fags so much dude.

Leslie: I LNOW ur not talking 

Gumbs: dude ur always spawning when I mention gay ppl

Masami: he senses his people

Leslie: girl..

Masami: ❤️

10:31 pm Saturday 

Gumbs: I ain’t got no panties on

Masami: on the dance floo 🤑🤑

Darwin: Gumball never has his pants on

Penny: yea around me he doesn’t 

Darwin: dude dni…

Leslie: I had the misfortune of reading that message. I am uncomfortable 

Penny: good

Gumbs: dude i need some beer

Gumbs: genuinely 

Darwin: no, I need a beer, u need to put ur pants back on

Gumbs: but life is so freeing without them ☹️

Darwin: put ur pants back on

Gumbs: yes brother

Joe: bro folded under 0 pressure 

Masami: what is a day like in their household 

Ocho: I wonder the same thing everyday 

Gumbs: heh…let’s just say…there’s never a boring day with me around 

Darwin: yea cuz u won’t shut ur damn mouth 

Joe: lol

Gumbs: STOP DONT SAY LOL LIKE THAT

Ocho: lol

Tobias: lol

Leslie: lol

Terri: lol

Gumbs: where did u come from

Anton: lol

Carmen: lol

Carrie: lol

Idaho: lol

Gumbs: STOP IT

Gumbs: I can feel myself going indsane

Leslie: I think we’re far past that point

Gumbs: dude don’t chat to me.

Leslie: u heard the guy!! 

Leslie: everyone block and don’t talk to gumball!!

Gumbs: do that and I’m ending my life in front of you

Bobert: let’s not do that

Gumbs: u guys r driving me to the brink of insanity

Joe: I wanna pull and all nighter 

Ocho: ngl

Ocho: same

Darwin: not me I’m hitting the hay

Darwin: night gang

Tobias: fricking loser 

Gumbs: u all suck

Leslie: dick

Gumbs: ok gn.