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9:20pm | Kills 🔪: wait the toaster just exploded
9:20pm | Cross ❌: Not again
9:20pm | Kills 🔪: no generally
9:21pm | Kills 🔪: It is smoking
9:21pm | Cross ❌: Uh oh
9:21pm | Cross ❌: Better go sort that out then
9:21pm | Kills 🔪: Dw Horrors ran to it
9:22pm | Kills 🔪: I might make it worse if I sort it out myself

Notes:

Inspired by https://archiveofourown.to/works/35247490
Also inspired by me and my friends

This is my first ever work!!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Things happen ig

Chapter Text

Silly gang gc


26th January

6:17am | Nightmare: Stars sake.

6:17am | Nightmare: 228 messages?

3:11pm | Dusty: We gone back way

3:23pm | Cross ❌: Where are you guys?

3:24pm | Dusty: Erly bus

3:24pm | Dusty: Waiting for anyway

3:24pm | Kills 🔪: Waiting for what?

3:24pm | Dusty: The bus

3:25pm | Kills 🔪: Me to fuck your mum?

3:25pm | Dusty: Sure

3:43pm | Cross ❌: Ink shouted poosay at the bus for being late

9:01pm | Cross ❌: https://youtu.be/P_nvW4TeF3M?si=GpBu-gqbAcqlP6T_

10:56pm | Dusty: Oo

10:57pm | Kills 🔪: bro

10:57pm | Kills 🔪: why do I keep getting the gayest stuff on insta   tho

10:57pm | Kills 🔪: like

Kills 🔪 sent a video

10:57pm | Kills 🔪: Genuinely. What the hell.

10:58pm | Cross ❌: Wtf

Blue ✨💙 started a chat with you

11:31pm | Blue ✨💙: GO AND REMIND HORROR 

11:31pm | Kills 🔪: bro do you really think I can do that rn when I’m ment to be asleep

11:31pm | Kills 🔪: no

11:31pm | Blue ✨💙: >:(

11:32pm | Kills 🔪: I’m not gonna go and wake up horror

11:32pm | Kills 🔪: Murder would happen

11:32pm | Blue ✨💙: Yeah probably

11:33pm | Kills 🔪: an then i wouldn’t be able to go

11:33pm | Kills 🔪: cause I’d be dust

11:33pm | Kills 🔪: murdered

11:35pm | Kills 🔪: I swear I told him earlier

11:35pm | Blue ✨💙: Just make sure to remind him tomorrow bc he will probably forget 

 

Silly gang gc

 

27th January

9:43pm | Kills 🔪: sosig sammich

9:43pm | Nightmare: I agree.

9:44pm | Kills 🔪: YOU!!!

 

Silly gang gc

 

28th January

1:10am | Kills 🔪: Fuck it, we ball

1:14am | Kills 🔪: i really need to go to sleep rn

1:15am | Kills 🔪: otherwise I am going to be radioactive and pissy in the morning

1:15am | Kills 🔪: OR!!!

1:15am | Kills 🔪: I could pull an all nighter

1:16am | Kills 🔪: im going to sleep

1:25am | Kills 🔪: Nuh uh

6:11am | Kills 🔪: Fuck it, we ball

Chapter 2: Toaster (and pictures)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

30th January


Kills 🔪 made a group chat

Kills 🔪 added You, Dusty, Nightmare, Cross ❌, Ur m8 💔, I 🎨, Dream 💛 and Blue ✨💙

Kills 🔪 changed the name to EXPLODING SHIT CENTER

9:18pm | Nightmare: No.

Nightmare changed the name from EXPLODING SHT CENTER to Truce Chat

9:19pm | Kills 🔪: BOOOOOOO!!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

 

1st February

6:24am | Cross ❌: The electrics gone off while I was making toast

7:46am | Kills 🔪: HA!

9:07pm | Kills 🔪: sac

9:30pm | Kills 🔪: I’m at the shop

9:31pm | Kills 🔪: @Dusty @Nightmare @Cross ❌ can any of you go ask horror what we need

9:31pm | Kills 🔪: I’m doing groceries

9:33pm | Dusty: Cheese, Milk, Tea (the kind Nm likes), bagels and chocolate (the underfell brand)

Kills 🔪 sent a pic

9:40pm | Kills 🔪: is this the the brand?

9:40pm | Cross ❌: Why is the cheese neon orange?

9:41pm | I 🎨: Orang

9:41pm | I 🎨: Orang chees

9:42pm | Kills 🔪: neon

9:42pm | Kills 🔪: Oragn

9:43pm | I 🎨: Yez

I 🎨 sent a pic

9:53pm | Kills 🔪: HAHAHAHAHA

9:53pm | Kills 🔪: NOT THAT MUG OF ME HHAHAHA

9:54pm | I 🎨: I have so may mugs o you

9:54pm | I 🎨: Lik so, s, many,

9:54pm | I 🎨: I wil show

9:55pm | Kills 🔪: Oh stars no

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

9:56pm | Kills 🔪: stOP THEES TOO MANY

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

I 🎨 sent a pic

9:56pm | I 🎨: NOOOOOOO!,,!,!!,,!! IT ONLY LETS ME SENT 20 AT A TIM

9:56pm | Kills 🔪: SERIOUSLY STOP

9:57pm | Kills 🔪: NO MORE

9:57pm | Kills 🔪: THATS ENOUGJ OF THEM

9:57pm | I 🎨: wrong

9:58pm | Kills 🔪: NO DONT SEND ANY MORE

9:58pm | I 🎨: no, I will contin to collec

9:58pm | I 🎨: I desir more

9:59pm | Kills 🔪: no

9:59pm | I 🎨: MORE!!!!!,,!!,!

10:00pm | Kills 🔪: Ask Cross

10:00pm | Kills 🔪: He has loads probably

10:00pm | I 🎨: ok


2nd February

9:18pm | Kills 🔪: silly

9:18pm | Kills 🔪: I’m silly

9:18pm | Kills 🔪: just a tad

9:18pm | Kills 🔪: Just a little bit

9:19pm | Kills 🔪: Just a small atom

9:19pm | Kills 🔪:  cock  This message was deleted

9:19pm | Blue ✨💙: A bit whimsy maybe

9:20pm | Blue ✨💙: WHAT WAS THAT

9:21pm | Kills 🔪: what

9:21pm | Kills 🔪: didn’t say nothin

9:22pm | Cross ❌: Liar

9:22pm | Blue ✨💙: WHY DID YOU SAY             COCK?!?

9:23pm | Kills 🔪: Penis  This message was deleted

9:24pm | Kills 🔪: Didn’t say anything else

9:25pm | Blue ✨💙: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9:25pm | Kills 🔪: HAHHAAHHSHAHAHAHA

9:26pm | Kills 🔪: wait the toaster just exploded 

9:26pm | Cross ❌: Not again

9:26pm | Kills 🔪: no genuinely

9:26pm | Kills 🔪: It is smoking

9:27pm | Blue ✨💙: Uh oh

9:27pm | Cross ❌: Better go sort that out then

9:27pm | Kills 🔪: dw horrors ran to it

9:27pm | Kills 🔪: I’ll make it worse if I try to help out

9:28pm | Kills 🔪: probs end up causing a fire

9:30pm | Kills 🔪: OH BLOODY HELL ITS GOT FLAMES

9:30pm | Cross ❌: OH SHIT

9:30pm | I 🎨: sen pic

9:31pm | Kills 🔪: I CAMT

9:31pm | Kills 🔪: ITS TO SMOKEY

9:31pm | Kills 🔪: oh wait

9:31pm | Kills 🔪: cross has consumed the flame

9:31pm | Kills 🔪: no more flame :(

9:32pm | Nightmare: Killer. My office. Now.

 

Notes:

I have a headcannon that ink types so fast that he occasionally misses out letters and misspells words.

Chapter 3: Dreams (The normal kind)

Chapter Text

Truce chat


3rd February


8:19 | I 🎨: Meat mountain

8:19 | Dream 💛: That’s lovely ink

8:20 | Kills 🔪: yea

8:21 | Kills 🔪: I only just woke up

8:21 | Kills 🔪: My skull hurts

8:22 | Cross ❌: Amazing

8:22 | Kills 🔪: I had some scary ass dream

8:23 | Dusty: And we need to know about this why?

8:23 | Kills 🔪: Shush

8:24 | Kills 🔪: So anyway

8:24 | Kills 🔪: I was in a dreamurrs castle

8:25 | Kills 🔪: and @Blue 💙✨ was there

8:25 | Kills 🔪: Because 

8:25 | Kills 🔪: there was a thing

8:25 | Kills 🔪: where he got losf 

8:26 | Kills 🔪: lost

8:26 | Dusty: A thing?

8:26 | Kills 🔪: And all the fnaf characters were theree tryina dust us 

8:26 | Kills 🔪: And then we got little bags and put our stuff in them

8:27 | Kills 🔪: And then we went out bc puppet was tryina get in through a vent I the floor

8:27 | Kills 🔪: then we all went oit into new home

8:28 | Dusty: mhm

8:28 | Kills 🔪: I was with Horror and blue and I think ink was there

8:28 | Kills 🔪: and then

8:28 | Kills 🔪: I was driving a fucking car!!!

8:29 | Dusty: Uh oh

8:29 | Kills 🔪: and then

8:29 | Kills 🔪: we were driving

8:29 | Kills 🔪: and we giot stopped by the police

8:30 | Kills 🔪: and the police were fell

8:30 | Kills 🔪: an then he tried to asset me 

8:30 | Kills 🔪: and then I drove off

8:31 | Kills 🔪: then it ended there

8:31 | Kills 🔪: it was so fucking random

8:31 | Kills 🔪: most of my dreams are tbh

8:31 | Cross ❌: That last part sounds like something that would happen irl 

8:32 | Kills 🔪: ye ikr

8:49 | Kills 🔪: whys it so bright

8:49 | Kills 🔪: I just opened my curtains and got flashbanged

8:50 | Dream 💛: It’s clear skies over here.

8:50 | Blue ✨💙: My undershirt smells of toothpaste and idk why

8:51 | Cross ❌: ??

8:51 | I 🎨: mormin 

8:51 | Blue ✨💙: Morning Ink

8:51 | Cross ❌: morning

8:51 | Blue ✨💙: @Cross ❌ What time did you go to sleep last night?!?

8:52 | Cross ❌: uhhhhhh

8:52 | Cross ❌: 1

8:53 | Blue ✨💙: 😱😡

Chapter 4: Sosig, Money + Calls

Notes:

There are three stories in one for this one bc they aren’t long enough to turn them into their own chapters but still funny enough to share. (Also I gave up at putting times at the start bc I don’t know anymore)

Chapter Text

Money

5th February
Truce chat

9:48am | Cross ❌: There’s a bird in the chimney and we don’t know how it’s got in there so we have to unscrew the boards we put down an try to catch it in the castle
9:48am | Cross ❌: how, I don’t know
10:34pm | Blue 💙✨: Alright so
Blue 💙✨: You’ll never guess what
Blue 💙✨: I was on the bus and across from me was this human
Blue 💙✨: Dream was going though the things he bought and at one point he got out his stationery
Kills 🔪: 🤨
Kills 🔪: okay?
Blue 💙✨: And the dude started going “that’s mine!” (He looked like he was drunk idk)
Kills 🔪: 🤨
Blue 💙✨: And Dream was going along with it
Blue 💙✨: And then???
Blue 💙✨: It was his stop
Blue 💙✨: and
Blue 💙✨: he just???
Blue 💙✨: gave Dream a fistful of pennies???
Kills 🔪: oh?
Blue 💙✨: Like I’m talking 4 dollars total
Cross ❌: ???
Kills 🔪: Random
Blue 💙✨: And me and Dream were just sitting there like 😦
Kills 🔪: I bet
Blue 💙✨: You bet???
Blue 💙✨: Fuck u mean u bet?
Blue 💙✨: Also my Dream called a mannequin in primark slutty sooooo

Calls

7th February
Truce chat

Blue 💙✨: I am very mad that you refuse to call
Kills 🔪: i don’t feel like it
Blue 💙✨: Ik buttttt
Blue 💙✨: You have been in your room all day with no social interactions
Blue 💙✨: so
Kills 🔪: I have had social interaction
Blue 💙✨: Whitt who?
Kills 🔪: I played Fortnite
Blue 💙✨: That doesn’t count 😡
Kills 🔪: dust
Blue 💙✨: Dust doesn’t count 😡
Kills 🔪: Yea he does he was sat in front of me
Blue 💙✨: No she doesn’t bc I said so 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Kills 🔪: Kay
Blue 💙✨: I will spam call you 😁
Kills 🔪: you can’t your blocked
Kills 🔪: for spamming
Blue 💙✨: GRRRRRRR
Blue 💙✨: wait huh
Blue 💙✨: How r u still texting me then
Kills 🔪: because it’s on the group dumbass
Kills 🔪: You still can even if it’s blocked
Kills 🔪: You don’t just disappear
Blue 💙✨: Unblock me 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Kills 🔪: no
Kills 🔪: I don’t want spamming
Blue 💙✨: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Blue 💙✨: I won’t I SWAER I SWEAR I SWEAR
Kills 🔪: Nuh uh
Blue 💙✨: yuh uh
Blue 💙✨ sent a one time view photo
Kills 🔪: no
Blue 💙✨: Look how sorry I am @⁨Kills 🔪
Kills 🔪: bye

Sosig
10th February
Kills 🔪 started a chat with you

Kills 🔪 replied to your story: please tell me there is more then just ketchup on that sandwich
Cross ❌: sausage
Kills 🔪: Sosig
Cross ❌: Andkechuo
Cross ❌: Ketchup
Kills 🔪: Sosig
Cross ❌: I’m listening to lemon demon while I eat
Kills 🔪: lemon
Cross ❌: Yes.
Kills 🔪: lemon sosig
Kills 🔪: ew that sounds grim actually
Cross ❌: Fuck Off
Kills 🔪: NIT THE MUSIC
Kills 🔪: THE FOOD
Cross ❌: oh
Cross ❌: Yeah no that does sound gross
Kills 🔪: like what if a lemon flavoured sausage
Cross ❌: Oh ummmm
Kills 🔪: or the sausage had like lemon juice in it
Cross ❌: Prank 😈
Kills 🔪: 😮
Kills 🔪: HWAT THE FUCK
Cross ❌: ?
Kills 🔪: I WAS TRYING TO SAY OH AND IT CORRECTED TO THAT FUCKING EMOJI
Cross ❌: HAHAHAHA

Chapter 5: Tomfoolery

Summary:

Core makes a gc for all the powerful ppl in the multiverse (it goes horribly wrong)

I’m trying out the ‘you’ messages (Ur Error)

Notes:

Characters in this chapter
👁️ = Core Frisk
🗣️🤍= Fresh
I 🎨 = Ink
Dream✨💛
3Rr0r = Error

(Nm is in the group he just never says anything 😭)

Chapter Text

5th March

👁️ Created this group

6th March

👁️ added you. Tap to add other members.

👁️ changed the group name to: Allies 

 

I 🎨 sent a video

I 🎨: @🗣️🤍 uss fr

You: Ink who is the random number.

I 🎨: freshh 

You: Why is he here???

3Rr0r left the group

7th march

3Rr0r was added to the group

Dream✨💛: @👁️ did the council try and convince you that the truce is fake again 

👁️: what no 

👁️: why would they? 

Dream✨💛: You said they did and would probably do it again when we were talking earlier 

Dream✨💛: Nevermind, Forget it. 

👁️: wait oh yeah

Dream✨💛: 🙏😇 

👁️: no it was just Dr Fell trying to convince the council 

👁️: Also

🗣️🤍: Oh snap! 

👁️: You know 

👁️: when 

👁️: Fatty  This message was deleted by admin I 🎨

Dream✨💛: Yes 

👁️: Yeah it was INK WHY DID YOU DELETE ME CALLING GAGINITALE CHARA FATTY

I 🎨: becuz I caan

👁️: what’s wrong with fatty 👉👈 

👁️: 🥺🥺 

👁️: Bc she is fat (and mean) 😇😇😇😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺 

I 🎨: I wiil alllow it onse 🐺🐺🥀🥀⛓️⛓️ 

👁️: FAT

I 🎨: 🎀😇🥺🎀🔥🔥🔥⁉️🔥‼️⁉️🙏

I 🎨 sent a voice message

Dream ✨💛: HAHAHA 

👁️: I LOVE MY MICROPHONE HÆÆÃÂĀÆ 

👁️ sent a GIF

I 🎨: Coree can u stopp snding scry bc if it gos night it willl sommon the kiffe guy.

👁️: NOOOO THE KNIE GUY 🙏🙏🥺🥺 

I 🎨: YES THW KIFEE GUYY😭😭😭😭☹️😭☹️😭☹️😱☹️😭😱

8th March

👁️: I saw a funny video on Twitter where a water bottle was falling down the stairs and exploded 

I 🎨: Coka cola espuma 

10th March

I 🎨: Uh um @👁️ wh- why are y- y- y- you cu- cutting thos- th- t- those flowers? 

👁️: NO

I 🎨: Uh- Uhm- w- what- what d- do yo- y- you m- mea- me- mean n- n- n- no?

👁️: BYE

Chapter Text

Blue 💙✨: Hi!

Cross ❌: hello there

Cross ❌: the exclamation mark makes you sound exited about something

Blue 💙✨: I’m at my (maybe) new house on the surface!!!

Cross ❌: cool

Kills 🔪: not u being jealous 💀

Cross ❌: shut up killer

Blue 💙✨: Jillleeeeerrrr!

Kills 🔪: wow u can’t spell

Blue 💙✨: Wdm

Blue 💙✨: Oh it was a typo

Kills 🔪: nah

Kills 🔪: you don’t just make typos

Blue 💙✨: What?

Cross ❌: what?

Kills 🔪: it’s easy 2 spell

Cross ❌: killer your just making a big deal over nothing now

Kills 🔪: I’m literally just named after this

Kills 🔪: :

Cross ❌: semicolon???

Blue 💙✨: HELP WHAT?

Blue 💙✨: 😨

Kills 🔪: Jeff the Killer | Creepypasta Files Wikia | FandomFandomhttps://creepypastafiles.fandom.com › wiki › Jeff_the_...

Cross ❌: oh

Blue 💙✨: I will start calling you semicolon now

Kills 🔪: nuh uh

Blue 💙✨: Yuh uh

Cross ❌: also that was a colon not a semicolon

Kills 🔪: 🤓

Blue 💙✨: nuh uh

Cross ❌: it was

Kills 🔪: nobody cares cross

Cross ❌: Idiot.

Blue 💙✨ sent an image

 

Cross ❌

-*Truce chat*-

Idiot.                               now

 

You searched: colon

 

All     Images     Videos     News     Maps      Books

The colon is the longest part of the large intestine. It receives almost completely digested food from the cecum, absorbs water and nutrients, and passes waste (stool or feces) to the rectum. The colon is divided into 4 parts: The ascending colon is the start of the colon. It is on the right side of the abdomen.

https://cancer› colorectal › the-c...

The colon and rectum Canadian Cancer Society

 

Blue 💙✨: this is a colon

Kills 🔪: I AM NOT AN IDIOT

Kills 🔪: ;(((((

Cross ❌: @Blue 💙✨ idoit

Cross ❌: Search colon punctuation

Blue 💙✨: nuh uh

Blue 💙✨: also stop calling your teammate a idiot

Kills 🔪: yes exactly

Blue💙✨ replied to Cross ❌’s message: Search colon punctuation Blue 💙✨ sent a picture

 

Cross ❌

-*Truce chat*-

Idiot.                               now

 

You searched: colon

 

All     Images     Videos     News     Maps      Books

The colon is the longest part of the large intestine. It receives almost completely digested food from the cecum, absorbs water and nutrients, and passes waste (stool or feces) to the rectum. The colon is divided into 4 parts: The ascending colon is the start of the colon. It is on the right side of the abdomen.

https://cancer› colorectal › the-c...

The colon and rectum Canadian Cancer Society

 

Blue 💙✨: ok

Cross ❌: THAT DOESN’T SAY PUNCTUATION

Blue 💙✨ sent an image

 

Cross ❌

-*Truce chat*-

Idiot.                               now

 

You searched: colon *PuNtuation*

 

All     Images     Videos     News     Maps      Books

The colon is the longest part of the large intestine. It receives almost completely digested food from the cecum, absorbs water and nutrients, and passes waste (stool or feces) to the rectum. The colon is divided into 4 parts: The ascending colon is the start of the colon. It is on the right side of the abdomen.

https://cancer› colorectal › the-c...

The colon and rectum Canadian Cancer Society

 

Blue 💙✨: Yes it does wdm

Kills 🔪: IM GIGGLING BRO HORRORS LIKE WTF U LAUGHING AT

Cross ❌: Oh my got that is obviously editing

Blue 💙✨: Nuh uh

Cross ❌: JUST LOOK AT IT

Blue 💙✨: I’m looking at it.

Cross ❌: You literally just wrote it on!!!

Blue 💙✨: Nuh uh

Cross ❌: You are the biggest idiot

Kills 🔪: STPP I JUST SAY CANCER SOCIETY AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Kills 🔪: ON THE IMAGE

Blue 💙✨: Yep

Chapter 7: Hello Skibidi Rizzler

Summary:

Killer and Ink shenanigans again
(Guess who my favourite characters are. Hint: It’s not Cross)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Truce chat

Mon 23 March

9:47pm OMTT

 

9:47 | Blue: ANYWAY GONNA GO TO BED MY HEAD GURTS HALP

9:47 | Kills 🔪: real

9:47 | Dream: Gnnn <3

9:47 | I 🎨: GNNN!!,

9:47 | Cross ❌: I was gone for like

9:48 | I 🎨: Long

9:48 | Cross ❌: Ah true

9:48 | Cross ❌: AND IM GONE

9:49 | Kills 🔪: Gn everyone 😔

9:49 | I 🎨: GUYS NOOOO

9:49 | I 🎨: DOBT

9:49 | I 🎨: IM DYIBG

9:49 | I 🎨: 😔😔💔💔💔 

9:49 | Kills 🔪: s almost 10 where i am

9:50 | I 🎨: IS ALMOT 11 FRO ME

9:50 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: Skibidi no. Please no.

10:04 | I 🎨: waht band r ur microwave

10:19 | Cross ❌: Guys what kind of Life Support u have?

10:19 | Cross ❌: I have Bluetooth

10:19 | Kills 🔪: lmao

10:20 | I 🎨: waht is lif suport

10:20 | I 🎨: Guys

Cross ❌ sent a gif

10:20 | Kills 🔪 replied to I 🎨’s voice message: skibidi no pls no 😢

10:20 | I 🎨: do yo knw wnat an purson running from an canibl is caled?

10:20 | I 🎨: fast fod

10:20 | Kills 🔪: HAH

10:20 | Cross ❌: …

10:21 | I 🎨: vro donstn know whethre to laupgh or cry

10:21 | Kills 🔪: oh cmon that was amazin

10:21 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: I don’t want to go to work. Work isn’t. Fun. Please don’t make me work.

10:21 | I 🎨: I soudn lik im drunk

10:21 | Cross ❌: How do u know what that sounds like- (JK)

10:21 | I 🎨: I wsa onc 💔

10:21 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: I am very not happy with. I am not happy because work isn’t fun. So pls let go work.

10:22 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: shkibidi dop dop yes yes

10:22 | Kills 🔪: HELP WHAT

10:22 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: I am going to shkibidi dop dop yes yes you

10:22 | Kills 🔪: no pls

10:22 | Kills 🔪: I have an family 

10:22 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: Skibidi demon is going to possess you

10:23 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes your family

10:23 | Kills 🔪: *dies

10:23 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: oh no shkibidi rizzler please don’t die

10:24 | Kills 🔪: *gets revived 

10:24 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: yes. Hello shkibidi rizzler

10:24 | Kills 🔪: You made me use up one of my lives 😔

10:24 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: I am going to. Take all of your lives. Because I have no live, I am locked up in a basement.

10:24 | Kills 🔪: nooo pls

10:25 | Kills 🔪: I need my livestream

10:25 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: and I will lock you up in the basement to

10:25 | Kills 🔪: *LIVES

10:25 | Kills 🔪: NOT THE BASEMENT!!

10:25 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: Yes the basement 

10:25 | Kills 🔪: Pls I hate the basement it’s full of moss

10:25 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: hahaha you see I’m evil and I’m going to lock you up in it for years

10:26 | Kills 🔪: *sighs

10:26 | Kills 🔪: so evil 🙏🙏😔

10:26 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: I am spooky scary skeleton

10:30 | I 🎨 sent a voice message. Translation: Very sad crying emoji. Laughing emoji. Help what.

10:30 | Kills 🔪: 😭😂HELP WHAT

 

 

Notes:

Im sorry killer and ink r the only ones i wanna/can write (they’re the most lik me and my friends)

Btw OMTT stands for omega timeline timezone (+0)
Other time zones include:

UTT: Undertale timezone (+7)
STT: Sciencetale timezone (-7)
NAUT: Negative aligned au timezone - really only ever used by the gang (+1)
IAT: Inter au timezone - Mostly used by those outside of regular au spaces; Doodlesphere, anti-void, etc (-12)

So for example, if it were 3:00am OMTT, it would be…
10:00am UTT
8:00pm STT
4:00am NAUT
3:00pm IAT

Most au’s go by UTT but clearly the person reading the texts has theirs set to OMTT

Yes nightmare did bully sci into making an entirely new timezone for his “empire”

Chapter 8: Bots 🤑🤑

Notes:

If my mum doesn’t stop snoring im going to rip out her throat (/j)

Anyway enjoy really short chapter bc this just happened and i thought it was funny

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12:37am OMTT

 

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12:38 | Kills 🔪 : not fucking again

12:38 | Blue ✨💙 : @Nightmare REMOVE THEM!!

12:38 | Cross : Since when were there bots?

12:39 | Blue ✨💙 : THEY’RE THE ONES THAT ARE A BUNCH OF RANDOM LETTERS

12:39 | Dream 💛 : @~tamitjwavtcuitcbhbaht @~iahifgigsiabiubnfltfico These?

12:43 | Cross : mhm

 

Dream 💛 removed ~tamitjwavtcuitcbhbaht


Dream
💛 removed ~iahifgigsiabiubnfltfico

 

12:46 | Blue ✨💙 : YIPPIE!!! 🤑🤑

12:48 | Cross : Um @Dream 💛 You missed one

 

Dream 💛 removed ~ykwtfmaikwtl

 

12:48 | Cross : We’re free

12:53 | Blue ✨💙 : @Dream 💛 IS OUR BOT CLEANER 😭

12:53 | Cross : Yeah bc they’re the only one with admin

12:54 | Blue ✨💙 : #DREAMGIVEUSALLADMIN

2:01 | Kills 🔪 : I just stole six packets of white sugar

2:01 | Kills 🔪 : From a restaurant

 

Kills 🔪 sent a picture

 

2:04 | Blue ✨💙 : THATS SO SIGMA

2:04 | Cross : Can we just take a second to remember this is the same guy that murdered like… thousands of people

2:06 | Kills 🔪 : Aoky

2:07 | Kills 🔪 : okay

2:07 | Blue ✨💙 : Okay: 💔😡😡 Aoky; 🤑🤑🤑

Chapter 9: Artic monkeys reference!?!

Summary:

Tw!mentions of sex (but no actual smut… yet…)

Notes:

Haha… hey… guys..
it’s been a rough few… *checks notes* months for me but uh. Good thing this isn’t an actual fic and just for fun.
Anyway you’re gonna get like… 4ish new chapters bc there is a buildup of me and my friends being stupid

Chapter Text

8th March
Truce chat

 


12:48 | Cross ❌: “I need to get autism” -Killer

12:48 | Kills 🔪: FUCKI’M

12:48 | Kills 🔪: OUT

12:49 | Kills 🔪: FUCK

12:49 | Kills 🔪: SHHHH

1:10 | I 🎨: b

3:29 | Cross ❌: @Kills 🔪 why no answer?

3:29 | Kills 🔪: ksjsjsnsnwns

3:29 | Kills 🔪: FUCK

3:29 | Kills 🔪: im gonna suck ur dick when ur drive a taxi

3:30 | Cross ❌: Noooo

3:30 | Cross ❌: Wait I don’t have a dick u can suck

3:30 | Blue💙✨ replied to Kills 🔪’s message: im gonna suck ur dick when ur drive a taxi : I’m telling a trusted adult

3:30 | Kills 🔪: eat you out then idfk

3:30 | Cross ❌: No No No

3:31 | Kills 🔪: @Blue 💙✨ shhhh

3:31 | Blue 💙✨: Nope

3:31 | Cross ❌: I am telling Nightmare

3:31 | Blue 💙✨: I was told to tell a trusted adult

3:31 | Kills 🔪: ho by who

3:31 | Blue 💙✨: …Dream

3:31 | Cross ❌: Myself

3:31 | Blue 💙✨: Wait no ink core

3:32 | Kills 🔪: ?? kill yourself?? Im gonna bum u??

3:32 | Cross ❌: No No, stop being freaky or they will put you back in the asylum

3:32 | Kills 🔪: I want to go there Cross

3:33 | Kills 🔪: Cuz then i dont have to do maths PLUS i can stab ppl

3:33 | Blue 💙✨: No I am going to kidnap both of you and hold you hostage in red’s basement

3:33 | Blue 💙✨: You have a friend there his name is Sci

3:32 | Kills 🔪: whyyy do you have access to reds basement

3:33 | Blue 💙✨: Underground tunnels

3:34 | Blue 💙✨: I dug them with a spoon

8:17 | I 🎨: I feel normal idk why

9:58 | Cross ❌: Ink what the fuck are you on

Notes:

I don’t think I’m gonna write the information in bold next chapter.