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Book 1: Me and Weird Al's greatest sexual encounters p1
how does a bastard orphan son of a whore and Scotland blah blah in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean blah blah grow up to be a hero and Scholar 10 dollar founding father without a father blah blah blah fight for a team they place him in charge of the treaty charter Alexander Hamilton my name is Alexander Hamilton and there's a million things I haven't done but just you wait just you waaaaait wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it I am the one thing in life I can't control wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it I am blah blah i am blah blah and if there's blah blah I blah blah blah blah then I'm willing to *goofy sound effects* Im willing to work work angelicaaaaa work work eliiiiiiiiza and Peggy fart noise look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now history is happening in Manhattan and we just happened to be in the greeeaaastest city and greatest city of t